The Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1919-current, 1921-01-21
THE FLlvvER
BY ?. O. HARRINGTON.

a. isil. b. hecise Newspaper sgudioatsb
When you 10 10 New York they
show you the woolworih building Or
The Brooklyn bridge. and when with
cfnned neck or hulglng eyes you mere
" gasp and exclalm ny heck 2" then
Jour Manhattan friend nonchnlnntly
turns away with the remark. "Not
bad little building"
Just ~ De- the natives ~ w0odneld
conduct their visiting friends To- the
stafford poultry farm. Strangers In.
snflably admire the magnificent home
and grounds Of the millionaire owner
aud NJ slghi Of The Immense farm Just
BLACK With poultry houses Invariably
Their eyes bulge. They gasp aud De
clare "Good night :" -irs certainly
some place" they say. "bui one Thing
puzzles noe You .ay this Stafford IL
q mlllionairef
Eyes slr. Tss Stafford made his
pile all right" aud o. smiles a. him
elf D. " enjoying some SECRET ioke
We'll Why under the sun doesn't
b. bus q real aui0m0hllei These NV.
sefs " biz are camounafsd sith wire
wheels and made o. order bodiss 10
they almost deceive you bot siill
they're ouly alsssfs vhsn aiis said
snf done"
Aha ~ kusw that sas cominr.
H. il'ts BE- chops an begins Dor n
ai' tho stories that Woodneld likes 10
Tell ahoui hef citizens hat u ihe N
sufiis
u vas eiFht year. ago in ihe month
Of June Ted stafford aud his mother
ntri Together on their little farm 10
inf trfy PROSPEROUS eEz business
CO. nucleus ~ the Stafford poultry
fam when TED graduated from liar
yard feo years presious he WAS en
iirsif satisfied % settle dawn az .
farmer
This June afternoon hoesfer. T~ii
vas oct farming iusi afisf dinner
he ioat q bath and funnr,i be- "ciif"
clothes when b. vnllei into ihs
tiifhsn sfuv bat in hand BIZ mother
appraised him aith 81 expression ~
proud admiration
Dear ms Tel" shs iaief -iis na
vanisf RON ikss Wosifeii eer
taInly admifs be- insie
AZ oui o. nuf ma SAY. ml. ia
500 uks ihls fief
uf caurss shs ga Ani ~ ma did
tifn nuih surely sould
1lsi uua D. uas settling oui ~ NJ
safian io meet ne lts shith 30.
hnnTug Ruth frnm ihe clis
q uss shout quarier pasi ihrrs
uten I~l aliahfsi frum TO- depot
varaa o. busiiri lnis lhe siaiion
sni shauiei rreeiing iu lu iunrs
uha performed ~ duties ~ ticket
srrni harEaEr master and telegraph
of,sfaiof sud vhoss oniciai fiiis Wa
-siaiian nEsnf- ifa sas ihs uses
esaisf ~ Woein~id. siurs be- picked
90 ths faInrs - ne surrounding
tasus from ~ srenis alouE 3D. llns
uaisis 90 ihls ne 90 % TIE isls
frarh LEI Wnlineif as negligible
-Ntsrs uss. Try qusfie'i TED
We'll thsy roi . ne~ barber fnsn
h. Jacksonville and ihrfes bur.
isslas shas comin inter EasiwaS
THURSDAY night Reckon Woosihs'is
maIs population will b. kinda %.
risisi THURSDAY , o. Think youil
o. iasuf
aNo. guess not ifa
llsrv their Dialogue was interrupted
~ ne clickinr u ths telegraph ~
esItrf Tel sauutsrri over 10 the gum
ma0h'ns aad SURVEYED himself as he.i
b. rluif In ne little cirIie ~ mirror
o. bestowed q ss1ani ar teo uu biz
ts aud began 20 cafrss his musiaehs
A. least Tsi claimed % sas mus
ialiF Bat ssfe b. uoi ala foster
safHe III his arluaininnecs miEm have
differed ilssesef. u was siill sefi
yunns ani uks ali younr thing vss
uihsf seek siih be- hrsi days before
o.
TER sumsih'ug in ias solrs
startled nina. and b. rushe.i 90 il's
ticket slndas CONSERVATION va
written au ever llns 81 ira's face
- ssy. Ted. was there suus
frisui ~ yours on The l,taf
~Wlafs the maiisff
-ifs gons over no haukius 81 ialr
nsii iuulilun Solns mit.up n ia
uais bad . cullisluu
Tel fsll ihs bot bl,sai surge through
hisauenss AZ, Col iri a. the,
was auyb,si, hurry
ia asui ihs uesi fee miuuiss fran
unuy ,ll,kinr hls Instrument. vhlls
Iri waited isnssly as pale as stat
us ani as rirld
-what they say. im What The,
.,r
ne as ihsi iout knue Zoe sure
bet Ties expect runsidffahlf injuries
an matlas some deaths ln ua'
truthful hai not acifui
TOT oommrncri in raos thc ao'I 10
. ffsury III ansleil u b. Gould onil
a. samsihInl 10 b. c1uid oui, ari
nHf fhlt susIruss ...
usauuhIr DO uiiif insrumeu
vas um ,iItlius Ihis umr iu vaN
tskIuf mssssss m rfugi Win ih.
osssatIou of the ClIckluE he al'c
cot a wire from boston fot ltto
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