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The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08
Demanded Divorce From
Wife by Return Mail

County Judge b. w. Shaw OF
Mandan. N. d.. has received
letter from Clinton Gaskill, Will
more, KY. which says:
"About nine years ago, II you
remember. you married Miss
Louise Kopp and Clinton Gas
kill. AS she left me and won't
live with me any more, please
send me a divorce by return
mall. 1 win be yours. very
truly"
Judge Shaw turned the letter
over to the district judge.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08
Wife Borrowed Children
to Plead Before Judge

When John Rams of Muske-
gon, Mich, was convicted of vio-
lating the liquor law, his wife
and IL small children appeared
TO plead for mercy. The judge
was so impressed by the poverty
of the large family that he
showed Ieniency. Later, officers
reported to the court that seven
of the children belonged to
neighbors, having been Dor
rowed" for the occasion.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08
Juvenile Logic.

Tommy-What does LII. d. after
mans name mean?
Jimmy-I guess 1t means that he's
lung and liver doctor.-Boston
Transcript.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08

Nature intended all creatures to
withstand the normal changes Of
the seasons. You never saw wild
animal collapse from heat, did you?
People wouldn't get "knocked out"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08
Cowboy Ropes EAGLE.

Sioux City. Iu.--Thomas Hale. a.
cowboy on ranch near Gregory, s.
D., captured live eagle with a lariat
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08

your druggist today.
Then write US about your
condition, addressing
Chief Medical Advisor,
843 Swift Laboratory,
Atlanta, Ga. We will
send you free medical
advice suited to your in
c @dividual case.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08

Man is proud because the ape imi-
tates him. Perhaps the ape has a
sense Of humor.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08

Give little more than you promise
but don't promise too much.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Bewarel Unless you see the name
Slayer" Oh package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told In the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lurnbago, and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets Of As
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture Of
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Of Salicylicacid.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08

Leye Is blind until 1t bumps into an
eye7Gpener.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08
HOW WOMEN AVOID
SURGICAL OPERATIONS
Some Are Extremely Necessary, Others May Not Be
Every Woman Should Give Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Trial First

Chicago, Ill. -"I was In
bedwith 4 female trouble and
Inflammation and had four
doctors but none of them did
me any'good. They all said l
would have to have an oper-
alton. A druggists wife told
me to take Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
and / took % bottles, never
missing a dose and at the end
Of that time ! was perfectly
well. ! have never had occa-
sion to take it again as /
have been SO well. ! have q
six room fiat and do all my
work. My two sisters a0e
taking the Compound upon
my Recommendation and you
may publish my letter. tits
the gospel truth and ! will
write TO any one who wants
apersonal letter. Mrs. E.
H. HAYDoCK, 1924 St Law.
renee Ave., Chicago, I'll.
A Vermont woman
adds her testimony to
the long line of those
fortunate women who
have been restored to
health by Lydia Il.
Pinkham's Vegetable
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08

Star gazing pays the astronomers,
anyway.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-07-08
important to motners

The best sido Of . quarrel = the
outside.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1921-10-13
GAP HILL NEWS

Everybody just go on with your
cotton picking.
Miss Gertie Finley spent the week
end with homefollls.
Mr.. and Mrs. Butler Roper ami
family spent Sunday with the latter's
sister, Mrs NJ. M. Rogers.
Gap Hill Sunday school is progress
sing nicely at the present.
Lots of Gap Hill people attended
Court last week.
Mcssrs. Luther Alexander and
Eugene Durham were seen out dear
hunting Sunday P. M.
Mrs. L. f. Burgess of Easley spent
several days with her daughter Mrs,
Butler Roper.
Miss Loye Finley has been at her
brothers for the last few days.
Wonder if the wedding bells will
ever ring any more around old Gap
Hill? Of course if nothing prevents.
Just listen and they'll sound sweet.
Lonesome Brown Eyes"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1921-10-13
M5LN USloN NrEr1NG

FWNtfE MILE UNIp> MEETING
The union meeting Of Twelve Mile
River association, will meet with the
Mountain View church October 29-3O.
SATURDAY H.,
10:3O.-Devotional service by the
pastor.
11:oo.-sermon by Rev. E. NJ.
Bolding.
Adjournment for dinner.
1:00.-ls Baptist church New
Testament church? By Rev. F. S.
Childress.
l:3o.-Eoes a Baptist church stand
for full Gospel? BY D. E. Garrett.
2.O0.-What should be the attitude
of Baptist church toward any nom
church movement? BY J. A.. Davis.
2:3o.-WhT read the Baptist Cour-
ier? By j. l.. Mrrphree.
3:oO.-A call to conservation: Ro-
mans l2-l. By D. A. Parrot
Adjournment.
SUNDAY
9:45.- Devotional service By the
pastor.
1000. Did the churches Of the
New Testament use money in their
work? By James Winchester.
1o;3o. Why pay the tithe,? By
/, r. Z. Prince.
ll:CO.-Sermon by Rev. J. Furmau
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1921-10-13

Tucker Cantrell mighty good
fellow, tells us that a young lady
informed him the other day that she
might get married if she could find
tall, slim man with light hair and
blue eyes; and Habersham Dob
Hames, another good man, requests
US to inquire if a tall man with iron
gray hair will do just as well.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1921-10-13
Anyone may get his railroad fare

Anyone may get his railroad fare
naid to Greenville and back this week
If he buys suit Of clothes from the
Liberty Nat. Woolen Mills Co., op-
posite the postoffice. They make
tailored orsmeasure'N clothes. { Bruce
Fenneil, an old Pickens boy, is a
salesman for this concern. Read
5aeir ad in this paper.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1921-10-13
RIGHT GOODS. FRIGHT PRICES

We are prepared to furnish the entire family with
wearing apparel for this fall and winter. Our stock
IS new and complete and it contracted for when
cotton was bringing around ten cents pound con
sequently we can make you the very lowest prices
Come IN and inspect our immense stock, get orr
prices and see for YOURSELF
Shoes for men, women and children, both dress
and work shoes; clothing for men and bows ha+s
caps, shirts, overalls ladies' coat SUITS dresses
waists millinery, in fact we have complete outfits
for every member of the familv.
All the new and latest, styles, shapes and modes
may be found at this up-to-date store.
/. /. Benson & Go.
PlCKENS, S. c.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

There are so many idle freight cars
in the country that the hoboes are
talking about marching to Washing
ton to make complaint
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

4 man likes 10 have his vife enter
tain crowd Of girls in the afternoon
during the strawberry shortcake sea
son. He knows the luncheon left
overs viii taste pretty good.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Mr., Weeks. secretary OF war. wants
the T. S army prepared TO meet at
the drop OF The hat. any emergency
that may arise His attitude Will
arouse the critics who look upon pre-
paredness as wicked.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

instea of being tlckled half TO
death to get or 70 easily Germany
IS determined 10 hasgle to the bitter
end There must be something IN
the theory Of the man who says II
was the shape Of the German head
that caused tho war
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Luke NcI.ukc says: A hermit Is
about the only man who has his own
way in the world But Luke.
wouldn't YOU hate TO be a hermit and
have all the children in the nelghbor
hood afraid you would jump out at
them?
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

States government is humble enough
in the way OF superficial humility,
but II reminder 81 the professional
attitude Of begger who Knows HIS
business.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

a local minister seems u have Il
IN for the order OF Flks notwithstand-
ine the fact that h. had been a mem
Der OF the order eight years and has
an honorable withdrawal card. He
SAYS Elks are bad citizens.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Remember the old fashioned man
who wouldn't spend twenty minutes
currying a horse for love or money
Well. he has a son Who spends all q
Sunday forenoon grooming the f'iy-
aer
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

How the gang at Washington Is
trying to shake the plum trees fed
eral variety But big JIM is not
IN the play it seems.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

About the saddesi spectacle IS the
40-year old man who goes around
believing that all the young girls he
meets fall desperately in love with
him Immediately.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Many a bride who would like 10
get into society imagines her llfvs
ambition is blasted when she finds
that she's married q man who pos
sesses an Unsuitable appetite for
green onions
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Despite what happened IN 1912 the
people have not lost faith ia base
ball Il still comes much nearer ue-
ing honest than the sport Of tax
dodging
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

We received something new in q
Growing Girls oxford They have the
latest saddle effect and very low
heeiss s745- Lutz p G. Co
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Scientists may measure me heat
OF tho stars, but they don't seem %
be able TO hurry up any spring fever
weather.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Those Patent Pumps with very low
heels came today get your pair while
YOU can, Lutz D. G. Co.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

A party OF local Elks visited Perry
last night and added materially 70 the
membership OF the local order
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Before the two-legged animal man
can be yamped by a female Of the
Species. not only must be he suscept
ible, but 1t is necessary that he hank
er after the adventure
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

a Russian woman writing 10 rola-
tiyes. says Our girls are dead
morally brief BAT vivid deserlp-
tion Of a patch Of he'll on earth.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

George McGregor, oil operator IN
the South Oklahoma and North Texas
field is here today on business
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

One dosen't mind seeing man
eating peanuts in movie as much
as he minds hearing him.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Have you seen the new two strap
Brown Calf Big Girls slippers we Just
recelved-it's dandy AZ 1926. Lutz
D. C. Co.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

The cool wave predicted yesterday
came this way an right. but It was
OF a pleasing eoolness.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

SO far the Yapers haven't yawped.
Perhaps they expect TO remain
neutral
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Germany wants an ihe advantages
and none Of the disadNantases "
the Versailles treaty
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Well pressed is Well dressed Try
the best Phone 555 Keep [ Neat
Cleaners.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

A food shortage in 2loo is predicted
by an Eastern professor That won
worry the gournands OF 1921 at all
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26
OF LOCAL MOMENT

Call phone 4as when sending in so
ciety notes 10 the Leader.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

We have taken worse medicine
than stewed rhubarb.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

In speaking of congre smen. it's
quality not quantity We are Interested
in
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

The cost Of mining coal has iu-
creased 52 cents ton since 1918.
ihat Explains why $40 has been added
to the price To consumers.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Our service merits your patronage
Phone $50 Keep Neat Cleaners &
Dyers
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Germany's note 10 lhe unIted
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-04-26

Capital ana labor are ready for the
fight 10 the finish the finish of the
public
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26
atun1uruns department.

He Gave It Up.-"Yes," sighed
Jones to his friend. II had the pref
test little garden that you ever did
see"
"And how is it looking now?' asked
the friend.
Ruined" groaned Jones. My neigh
boris chickens scratched it up"
Did you do anything" asked his
friend.
81 did, was Jones sinister reply, Il
got a big cat that soon made mince-
meat of his chickens
Then what did he do?"
HE bought bulldog, and the brute
killed my cat.
But you weren't beaten, Jones"
mo. I borrowed q wolf from an
animal trainer / knew, and the wolr
put an end to his bulldog"
"Well, what happened then"
"a little later 1 heard he was ABOUT
to buy q tiger to kill my wolf and as l
could not afford to purchase an eie-
phant to kill the tiger I gave up all
hope of ever getting my garden to look.
nice again"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

Being Nice to Him.-Pianist Rach-
maninoff told in his New York fiat the
other dav q story about his boyhood.
when I was very little fellow ne
said, II played at a reception at
Russian counts, and, for an urchin OF
seven, 1 flatter myself that / swung
through Beethoven's Kreutzer Sonata
pretty successfully.
1.-THE 'Ilreutzer,' you know, has in II
several long and impressive rests.
Well, in one Of these rests the count S
wife, a motherly old lady, leaned for
ward, patted me on the shoulder, ana
said:
"'Play us something you kho"'
dear.'"-The Christian Advocate.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

When some fifteen minutes had
passed, there came to Dale's ears the
sound of shooting. There were ten
shots in such rapid succession that they
made almost continuous roar. Then
came echoes and reverberations, and
then silence. Soon John Moreland let
himself into the dark room.
: Els wife's voice was low and filed
with anxiety:
"IVhat happened, John?"
A dull thud came through the dark
ness as her husbands rife-butt struck
the floor.
"Thls Is what happened, Addie: AS
passed the cawner O. the house, got
down that thar old oXwhip to take
along. went acrost the road and into
the meadow, and thar seen Adam
Ball a-comin'. 1 hid, and when Adam
was about to pass nae, ] jumped up
and jerked his rife from him and
busted 1t ag'in a rock. Then ! lights
in and thrashes him with the oxwhip
ontel he broke and run. And EN- this
here happened, Addie:
II was a-watchfn' to see eff Adam
had reely went off, when | seed man
a-comin' toward me fast. thought
1t was Ball, O. course. So | up and
tells him to show me how fast lie can
run and commences a-shootin over
his head to skeer him. But II didn't
happen to be Adam Ball-it was Ben
LIttleford! NJIe was a.follerin' Babe
10 see what she was up to. o course"
How do ye know 1t was Ben, pap?'
Caleb asked.
"FIow do l know" growled John
Moreland. "When got through a.
shootIn', he hollers at me and says
Tomorrow, John Moreland.' he says,
we'll have a little Gettysburg O. our
ownr And;I might pind ye, Gale, at
he keeps his word the same as | do"
"And Littleford meant a" began
Dale.
"That the1l be a big fight tomor-
row." said Moreland. "Blll Dale. In
a-makin' this land yore land and these
people yore people. I'm a-feard ye're
a.goln' to git more'n ye expected, meb'
be more'n ye can handle. TO ye want
to back out Of 1t and let the coal 60
or are ye enc O these fellers who
ciaws what they bites off ef it's q
hoss's head?"
"Tll stick" Dale's voice came firm
" In the darkness. "1'll stick"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

said to have displayed great military
leadership on that occasion. He escap-
cd the death penalty, but was sentenc-
ed to penal servitudc for life, and was
among those who benefited by the gen.
cral amnesty in 1917. He was born in
New York city 3S years ago. his father
being a Spaniard and his mother an
Irishwoman. He went to Ireland when
at Blackrock college, Previous to be-
coming active in the Irish cause he
was engaged for number of years as
teacher Of mathematics and Ian
guages.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

Life's Ups and Downs.-Two men,
strangers to each other, sat side by
side in q suburban train. Finally, one
turned TO the other and became conii-
Dental.
e." he said impressively. 'am 4
starter of elevators in i city sky
scraper. When l signal them to go
up, they go up. And your line is-?'
a." said the other, "am an under
taker. When I signal them to so
down, they go down."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26
{To be Continued.)

ku KIux Responsibility Beau
mont, Texas, local of the Knights OF
the Ku Klux K1an on Saturday sent
long letters to both newspapers at
Beaumont, in which they assume full
responsibility for the recent beating
tarring and feathering of j. S. Paul,
local physician and r. F. Scott, ma-
rine corps veteran Of Deweyville.
Thes communication bore the Official
seal Of the order md contained more
than 1000 words as an explanation of
the two attacks. They summed UP
with the following quotations.:
For while they rave with their
thumb worn creeds,
Their. professions and their little
deeds,
Iingles with the selfish strife, Lo,
freedom weeps.
Wrong rules the land and waiting JUS
tice sleeps"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26
Galvanized Roofing,

Is CHEAPER tl:an it has been for
sometime. We have 1t in G, s and 10
foot lengths.
We carry good assortment Of Nails
and Horse and Mule Shoes.
COTTON SEED OIL
Has advanced more than fifty per
cent from the low mark. Lard Is 40.
vancing almost daily. We have just
received big shipment Of 90 and 60
pound tubs that we can sell under to-
days market. Better take advantage
of this price before another advance
comes. Do 1t NOW.
SEE US FOR A BARGAIN
In an Owensboro Farm Wagon. See
US for Flour, Spartan Grain Dairy
Feed, Mill Feed ana anything In thu
Grocery line at RIGHT PRICES.
Come and trade with US. We neeo
your business.
FERGUSON & YOUNGBLOOD
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

International Diet.-Two Tommies
turned punsters went Into a restaurant
over on the eastern front and said to
the waiter, I'VE want Turkey with
Greece"
The waiter replied. Sorry, sirs, but
we can't Servia.'
We'll, then, get the Bosphorus."
The boss came in and heard their
order and then said, II don't want to
Russia, but you can't Roumania." So
the two Tommies went away Hungary.
Commerce and Finance.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

Sentry Story No. 1es,7e6.-As in
every other sentry story, the new re-
cruit was doing guard duty for the
first time In the wee, sma' hours,
there was q rattling that might have
come from machine gun bullets but
really came from milk cans (because
this happened on Long 1sland). The
milkman drove by.
Halt" yelled the sentry.
who's there?" inquired the milk
man.
"Why-why-that what got TO
saw" retorted the guard agitatedly
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26
YOUR VACATION
TIME IS HERE

Take advantage Of it
you will feel better by it
you will come back to
work feeling more fit to
do your part in life's
work-go to the noun
tains or the seashore or
out in the country for a
few days and if you are
going you will probably
need a few articles of
wearing apparel-see us
for your needs
!. You may need
SEIOES-High or low,
with plenty Of snappy,
up-to-the- minute style, OF
more conservative styles
built for solid comfort and
for wear-any kind you
want,you will find at this
store-good line of
Outing Shoes for men,
women, children.
Then you may need a few
pairs Of Hosiery in Silk,
Lilse or Cotton-Here in
all good sizes and colors.
Underwear r-Union Suits
and separate garments
as you prefer.
Then there are Shirts,
Collars, Neckwear, Belts,
Handkerchiefs, Hose
Supporters, StraWeand
Felt Hats, Caps for men
and boys-all sizes.
Then possibly you will
need a'Suit Case, Hand
bag or a Trunk you'll
find just what you want at
this store and you find 'em
at attractive prices, too.
Then Clothing light
weight clothes in Palm
Beach, Mohairs, Keep
Cool, serges and Mix
lures in all sizes and with
a wide range of prices
and wonderful values for
the pl.ices-come to see US
for your vacation wants.
J. M. STROUP
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26
The Acid Test.-During a campaig

The Acid Test.-During campaign
preceding the election Of a Missouri
congressman it was suggested that'
since he posed as a good business man
he might be willing to tell just what a
good business man is.
That's easy" he explained. "a good
business man is one who can buy
goods from Scotchman and sell them
to q Jew.-at a profit!"-The Alabama
Baptist.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

One Drawback.-"Is your husband q
good provider, Dinah?'
"Yessum. he's Il good proridah all
right, but Use allus skeered dat
niggahs gwine cr git caught ut it,
O. L. r. Bulletin
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

The Materiaiist-"What would you
suggest for our literary club to read?"
asked Mrs. Flubdub.
~ good cook book" responded her
brutal Observation-Disclosures City journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

We Hope So.-Teacher-"And what
was Nelson's farewell address
Bright Boy-"Hcaven, ma ma'am."--Lon-
don Mail.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

President of the Irish Republic
Eamonn de Valera, president Of the So
called" Irish republic" and who has
now become the Irish peace leader.
first sprang into prominence in the re-
bellion Easter week in 1916. He is
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

ed.-Johnny-"The camel
can go eight days without water"
Freddy-"So could | if ma would let
ne."-Harpers BaZar.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

Danger Ahead.-A Manchester
grocer is advertising for 4 man to look
after customers. partly outdoors and
partly indoors. We dread to think
what will happen to him when the door
SlamS.-Punch (LondOn).
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

Tho Threat lndirect.-"Aw." said
Willie, you're afraid to fight; that's
all it is"
mo, I'm not" protested Jack, "but
if fight my mall find it out and lick
me-"
How'll she find it out?"
She'll see the doctor goin' to your
house."-O. l.. r. Bulletin.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-26

Expensive Business.-A red-headed
boy applied for a job in a butcher
shop. How much will you give me-
"Three dollars week; but what can
a butcher shop?"
"Anything."
well, be specific. Can you dress
chicken"
Not on three dollars 4 week." said
the boy.-O. z. r. Bulletin.