Evening journal., 1921-07-11
KEYSTONE HOT SHOTS
BY ONE oFsTHE
NIGHT OWLS

our old Trap Drummer Johnny
Brogan certainly'has a,lot Of friends
in Toledo. He even raves about
them in his sleep. Another funny
tale that Johnny tells is that they
never heard of the Wang Wang
Blues IN the west
Say Earl. don't you let the rest of
us in on that proposition you intro
duced Jackie tHeinzley TO on Sunday
eve? BY the eSway we mean that
Third street proposition. jump
steady now.
We hear that Dan Alfonso, alias
Kid Swatter, is pulling political
strings for a position. He is chief
fly swatter on a fish stand.
We wonder what .the.attraction at
Augustine Beach is? Ask Jimmy
ireland. According to all reports
il must be r. n. I.
Two of our prominent members
went fishing on Sunday afternoon.
They fshed about two hours for an
old rusty pocketbook and when il
was brought to the surface the only
thing In it was a lot Of dirt. The
unluclSy fishermen were Hackett and
Higgins
1t is rumored around the club that
John McGraw. the scout for the new
York Giants, was in the city on Sat
urday evening to look over our old
center fielder. Stanley. Yes it is
true that he is for sale. Hackett
says he is not worth the price Of a
Jersey watermelon.
We are thinking seriously of en-
toring Little Kid Finish in all the
short distance races. The kid can
get down two flights Of stairs faster
than any man in the racing game
today. Maybe he can't -wrestle. too
Whew!
Vandever avenue has become a
very popular thoroughfare for a
couple of our members OF late
Maybe they are trying TO locate a
site for a tomoto store. What?
Ting ling. ling. helloi Is Frank
S. in the room"
That makes the 44th call.
Haint that boy a bear?
Everybody upstairs, fellows
Whassamatter now? Oh. onl!
Battler is cutting up another one o
Hacks melons.
The excessive heat Of the past fey
weeks has so affected some of on
members that it seems they can't g
out Of an evening without comin
B back shoeless. Perspiring feet yoi
Q know Har. Har.
What was that peculiar noise
i nnRo th, ovnpra-o ~ ~. note , vi
Q pans emitted when those chicken
! passed last evening? Careful. Ollie
0 old thing.
0 Did you ever hear Albert E, tn
clubs poetic soul recite Cy's ere
2 alton. "A Dying Sailor lay" N,
We'll. fellers, you don't know wha
you've missed. It's sad an
pathetic, and likewise crying sham'
5 Hackett 10 Gloomy Gus-"Gus
(. tavus do you want to box this com
!, ing Friday night2"
8. Gloomy-"Me lilSa hava tw
!, aweeka to train"
/. "We think he will be training ii
70 next September now. The DO
,- don't take no chances, eh?
n AS a futurist painter OF house
n Smiling Harry p. wins the celluloi
y frying pan. Those houses of h
e look like a wartime transport. VIII
is the Painters Union cunning fC
you Harry?
Lost, strayed OF stolen: VIII
what. when. where? The Bearc.
. II looks as though he has deserte
,, the old clubrooms. II found retur
=, to the clubroom.
We should not have any troub
- cleaning up that three mile race
the coming field meet why? We
= Ralph Raymond claims he beat
n Fierce Sparrow machine from n
ID Rockford water tower 10 the Ke
stone field. Well we say he is son
al speed king.
All the members are looking 10
ID ward to July 2S when our Phil W
Ak celebrate the Battle OF Murphe,
Crossing" oh you lucky devil. WI
ed is the lucky maid, Phil?
iil One Of our members was offend
IL at seeing his name in the hot she
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