The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-01-19

TIM new Fort Armstrong; d truly WON
deE9ai sdiAcs. Il sttll stands n Ill IL petsele
glory, ct cetssy sndsofo1h, N unscafred. non-
umentai architectural ttiuunA. And this d.
Of verbiagA which vhistjed ana roared about
It in our imperishabls MAS second section yes
ter eve. Wonderful! why. dahgunit. it's sim
ply splsnditgossly scrumptious!
Sounds Bit Tiresone.
(From the Freeport Journal Standard):
Tho Freeport Shakespeare society VIII
meet Monday evening With Ars. Nrestona
.THr moment asserts Brer Copeiaad in
The sportscope. "boxng ceases to Re spcet IN
tho hands Of few mercenary vaaddls II will
cease to perform its natural function. And
We thought him an apostle Of clean sport
Bangl goes another illusion.
SIR cuLLIBLEs TRAVELS.
Biz: You may have wondered land again
you may not.-as didn'D what had become OF
the o. T. gent who considered 1t the thing" to
don the at one time) conventional skull cap Of
black Saline whenever he CHANGED to ride more
than 10 miles at . stretch in . chair car. Well,
for your OBLIGATION Ill communicate TO the
world IL general and East Moline In particular
that he is stu with No in al bis old tune glory.
For, ask you. didn't he ride directly In front
Of me for the last so miles OF my most recent
wandsrings! He did! -. But what interests
me more, and probably will you. h Why, ii
email town restaurants OF limited-not to say
connned-menus, the waitress invariably Will
ask you what you want. and when you begin
naming the things you like and want she, In
turn. will keep close pace with you with
haven't got 1t today; ALI out OF that" or mo,
sir, We haipt got none" weakly, but hope
fully. you continue venting your wants while
she continues shifting from one foot to the 9th.
er, vsgging her head savsgely and decidedly
SfAA ARtI fAtA
hausted you gasp just before laDsing into .
coma for = period. well. whaddayasot!" As
she succumbs she sroanS. "Roas' bsef n brown
gravy" In such ways u II mans strength
wasted. to say nothing Of the daylight hours
which he has 10 sesleusiy saved. All Of which
vas paying for my r. b. n b. g." Asking
the cashier to direct me to local Newspaper
ONCE, which named. heard. a. the cashier
was replying one Of the hangors-on seated
nearby exelaim to Another: "Goah! betcAs
that's the Tribune's 'politeness reporter"
Whsreupon. a. l started to leave vas: rushed
by three would-bs Sir W. Ralsishs With $50
"Whatcha wanta know I'll tell ~ how to
get ANYWHERE" :. Truly the Trib. has
made travelling pleasure. o. d. K =
WHO do you think Ben Franklin would
talk thrift to II he were here todsy!"-The
Argus.
TO who are you speaking!
SEARCH FOR TWO LEADERS m PROG
Republican Register.
Headlines are "fsarfuliy and wonderfully
lmade"--what, what?
h ENCLOSING clipping announcing THE
second Of series OF sermons On Types Of the
Modern Hen will be given tomorrow; the sub
tect Of the sermon II The Man Who Staude on
the Other Side Wern tippantly asks: Would
you say the enclosed clipping answers the for
merly unanswered question. Why does . chick
en- cross tho road'T In . word, yeA
CONFESSIONAL.
ind your Obelisk Of Oddly
Entices many hearty laughs from ma
note that In your Monument Of Nirth
There never is Of sparkling Wit dearth.
! say sincerely that R T. NG.
10 only eaualed by Old b. L r
! trust these praises wfll not you appall
md nov -Good-by." Your friend.
E. U.s.
I PRAISE IL sweet Of course. Still. ve'd