The Mena weekly star., 1921-11-10
Phil Osophy By J. F. O'Brien

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 If vou are invited out to dine and tbs coffee is hot. never drink t from the saucer. Instead ask the host ii he hasn't small pan.
 Why is it that unless the shoe IS too small girl will insist that 1t doesn | fitg
 Yes. prosperity is just around the corner. Now why didn't somebody think of going the other way.
 Jealousy is terrible thing. Just because the people have agreed to eat httle iron and yeast every day, the lumber, cement and metal trades threaten to mix up dish Of theif own.
 If George Conan can "harmonize" the Pirates he may wave another grand old rag.
 In most other countries they wear heavy clothes in winter. But then the American girl is very hardy
 Two heads are better than one until they bump.
 h France to slap a mans face with your empty glove is an insult that may cost your life. But hit him good jolt with a boxing glove and vou1l be well paid for 1t.
 Filing a claim against a railroad is like making a will. 1t might do your children some good.
 We read that New York police are going to wear bullet proof steel cor sets. While these will keep them tight" they may still get half shot
 The turkey that now thinks his own CT became suddenly rich, will find out about Thanksgiving that he was only trying to become rich.
 A self made man knows the value of dollar, but the fellow without one has also learned the lesson.
 Some people try to make @Noahs Ark" of their backyard. A HUlnDtI 1l iceiduIdHb CdouiCLD have learned that in the movies they are required to register feeling" only.
 ! Nobody in Paris recognized Mary Piclford because her husband wore a mustache. Think of thatl In fact "Doug's' camouflage worked so well he finally had to put Mary's picture in the papers. Acid proof ink is the thing for writing checks, but soft lead pencil is safest on love letters.
 Fame is tickle. Now an adventur- ous youth has volunteered to lead ar exposition to look for Doctor Cook. Specialize in the thing that you arc best in. Especially if you are "best' in church.
 1 The ouija board lost it's reputation when some fellow tried to make il work in a poker game.
 It,ll be different next summer Young men are complaining that witt daylight saving" 10:30 is just ths shank og the evening,
 You tell your son never to fight unless the other boy hits him first And still you kick if it works out that way.
 It's well read man that svotes' for every pretty girl who calls. 1 Keeping ten men warm is a big | job. so after firing" them Wilhelm felt he had enough wood sawed and will now trX to dig up bite" in the garden.
 The less you pay to build house, the less it will cost to tear it down.
 Remember Pauline how your heart used to jump when you ran across "him" suddenly? Yes, you still have heart.
 Europe's fastest typist has ar rived, and she can "type' faster than a woman can talk. We'll we can af- ford to lose one championship. "A rolling stone gathers no moss" " but the people of today prefer the rolls" to the moss" The American who paid five hun dred dollars for a "cat' in Paris, should not be criticised. He may have couple of old bootjacks he wants to get rid of. CORN 2Oc. FREIGHT soc.