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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30
SALTSF|NEF0 FOR
ACHING KIDNEYS
We Eat too Much Meat which CLOGS
kidneys, Then the Rack
Hurta

AA0Il8
Most folks forget that the kidneys,
IKE the bowels. get sluggish and
clogged and need Q flushing occa-
sionally. else We have backache and
duii misery in the kidney region. se-
we're headaches. rheumatic twinRes.
torpid liver. acid stomach. sleepless-
ness and all sorts OF bladder disor-
ders.
You simply must keep your kid
neys active and clean. and the mo-
ment you feel an ache or pain In the
Kidney region. get about four ounces
OF Jad Salts from any good drug
store here. take . tablespoonful in .
glass Of water before breakfast for q
few days and your Kidneys will then
act fine. This famous salts 10 made
from the acid Of grapes and lemon
Juice, combined with lithia, and n
harmless to flush clogged kidneys and
stimulate them to normal activity. II
also neutralizes the acids in the urine
90 It no longer irritates thus ending
bladder disorders.
Jad Salts 10 harmless; inexpen-
sive; makes delightful effervescent
lithia-water drink which everybody
should take now and then. to keen
their kindneys clean. thus avoidinR
serious complications.
A well-known local druggist ssys
he sells lots Of Jsd Salts 70 folks vho
bslisvs IN overcoming kidnsy tsou-
ele wA''s u = oaly tseubls.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30
How Can You ASK

ElFs
Ny landlord likes to he addressed
ns Colonel but. In view Of the fact
that he has holstcd my rent three
timcs In the last four months. II
strikes me that "LOUt.tonnnt' would
be- a moro appropriate title.
Are you with mo or agin me-
TOoPERCENT
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30

J. +. Ethridge has secured a part
nership in q threshing outfit and
will depart soon for the grain fields
where he will spend the threshing
season. Mr.. Ethridge is proprietor
OF the Happy Home pool and billiard
hall.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30
showing or.

The young man and his best girl
no 10 the show.
What the Young man thlnka that
the others think Say. but gotta
peach Of girl tonight; bet every
guy In the house Ii wisbin he was
here in my shoes oy her side guess
she amt tlckled with her little self
TO have mo bring her here and get
seats right up In front, Maybe I
amt no Adonis but l III this suit
like II was made for me. Gotta TO
get me one some day"
What the best girl thinks that the
others think 81 have TO hand II to
Bili for knowing enough TO get the
orchestra seats when hos got n good
looking girl with him. Gee, but bet
these danes would like to have my
good looks, guess ! made big hit
with Bin tonight. but I'm not going
TO accept him. then maybe can land
a man with million or two. Nobody
has got anything on me In the ways
OF looks. and they know Il, too. I'll
be. a lot OF them are raving about
my complexion. too"
What the audience thought about
them?
NAT N dawgona thing
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30

| nwny lighted matches and cigar stubs
whom In that section" said Fire Chief
Ambrose while discussing this mat
ter.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30

We often wonder what would hap
pen if' an ancient cayomnn were to
marry "a modern feminist.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30

Tho elevator may DO lowered. but
the boy who runs II Is hired. chirus
Arthur Collins.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30

Beatty IN only skin deep. and lots
Of wisdom IL In the same class. snorts
Doc. Goddard.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30

Alton. KnnS. has raised a fund OF
$1,000 to shoe away boo,loggers. The
drought comes high.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30

Make that IDLE dollar work! Put
it In the bank.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30
Not a dawgone thing. -

Patron: (critically). Waiter. this
plate you brought me has a spot on
Il.
Waiter: ALPHABETICALLY. That
isn't q spot. sir. that Is the half por-
tion Of steak you ordered.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30

Hope is a dream maff has when
he Is awake. ?
A pretty nurse in a Richmond. Va,
hospital has been threatened with
suspension unless she lengthens her
skirts.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30

Men are slaves OF coats. Even on
these warm days, there are lot OF
fellows In klamath Falls who persist
in wearing the hot things
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-09

copies OF which will be sent the State
members Of Congress and State Fedora
ton Of Farm Bureaus.
Whereas, There are many so-called
milk substitutes on the market that are
menace to the public health, and work
great injury to the Dairy farmer;
therefore,
Resolved, That we urge upon our
representatives in Congress to use every
honorable means to secure the passage
of the Voight bill, prohibiting the inter
state shipment Of "filled milk"
II was also resolved that the secretary
should write Senator's Ball and du Pont,
asking them To use their influence III
having the Christiana river opened fol
navigation.
John ID. link. sales manager Of the
Eastern States Farmers Exchange OF
Springfield, Mass, was the speaker al
the afternoon session, and told OF then
organization, and how they worked it il
that community, and got better prices on
all commodities, by buying in large
quantities.
W. V. Cosden Of Dover, president oI
the State Federation Of Farm Bureaus
told of his recent trip to the National
Convention, held at Atlanta, Ga.
Mrs. j. G. Slack entertained with {
vocal solo, accompanied by Mrs. Harry
| Pierson, pianist.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-09
DINNER PROVIDED
FOR FARM BUREAU
BY GIRLS CLUBS
Tho Result Was Pleasing to
Participants and Parents
of Girls.
BUREAU ELECTS OFFICERS

Special Correspondence Every Evening
Newport. Dec. o.--Following a de-
lcous dinner prepared hy the Newport
Canning Club, the afternoon session
ol the annual meeting OF the New Castle
County iarm Bureau convened at Las
Yesterday afternoon In Red Mems Hall,
Following is the order of business trans
nrtcd during the afternoon session:
Report hy Miss Agnes L. Medill, New
Castle county club leader, who gave n
detailed account of the work done in
the county hy baking and sewing clubs
The dinner lust served hy the Newport
Canning Club was splendid example
ui the work being accomplished hy clubs
in various districts Mrs. y. c. Snyder
Il the local club leader Their recent
exhibit, of canned fruits. vegetables,
meats. etc, NJ the Corn Show held at
Nrwpor, by Delaware Grange was ad-
mifcd 10y the parents and friends OF the
girls
Report oi program Of work outlined
'or ncNt wear. which viii include dairy
and live stock, soils and crops farm man
ngcmcnl, boys and girls club work, and
chnltmcn appointed as follows:
Dairy aud live stock-p. T. Plcasan-
ton, Mlddlctown, soils and crops, J. ID.
Reynolds, Middlctown; farm manage
ment, ", 4, Boycc, Stanton; boys club
work Horace l.. Dilworth, Ccntervillc
food, health and girls clubs, NNlrs. L. G..
Snydcr clnthine, Mrs. 7. l.. pleasanton,
Mtldctown.
The following officers were elected
fnt the ensuing year: President. Frank
I Ncnrslcy, Marshallton; vice president
&. Y, pickey, of Stanton. secretary and
treasurer, Mrs, &. T. Dickey uf Stanton
Nominating and auditing committee,
were appointed a. follows: Nominating
lhmrs " Reynolds, Ice &. Hnffccker
nnd I W. Maclary; auditing, Benjamir
A nruvcs, Alvin Satterthwaite anC
Frederick &. Snyder.
thnlrmcn of the farm management
aud dairy and live stock commlttees Wi
hc assisted by the following
Farm management. u. {. Nlilken o
Newark, Del band Wurcn Buckingham
DAIRY and hive s,ocl. James II. Rey
nulds, llockessin, and &. W. Maclarv
Ncwportwlth lee & Hoffeckcr of Bea
station ~ committee at large.
The Farm Bureau organization vii
push cooperative buying TO create
cNteni this wear than in the past.
The following resolution was adoptcd
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-09
TO BREAK GROUND
FOR new CHURCH
Peninsula M. p. to Celebrate
Event at goth and Washing
ton Tomorrow.

The ceremony of breaking ground
for the new church building of the
Peninsula Methodist Protestant Church,
at Twentieth and Washington streets,
will take place tomorrow afternoon, at
800. The services will be conducted by
Rev. Leonard b. Smith, the pastor
and an address will be made by Rev. DR..
J. M. Sheridan, of the Maryland Con7
ference.
Actual work on the excavations will
be begun on Monday 10y William ID.
lladdock & CO. to whom the contract
was awarded early this week,
In a statement made by Rev. Leonard
Smith, the pastor he emphasized the
fact that it was the intention, in pressing
the construction at this time, to relieve
the unemployment situation ms far as
possible.
The church organization in this city
is less than two years old. but its growth
has been remarkable. II numbers q
membership of 1875, with large and
growing Sunday school, and has beer
sclt-supporting. On its record, it has
been able to secure outside fnancia
assistance to the extent of $4,000 il
cash and pledges, to be utilized in III
building enterprises
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-09
ELKs' BALL.
Several Hundred Me mbers and
Frie nds Enjoy Social Function.

Wilmington Lodge, No. 307, b. p. o.
f. held its first charity ball in the ball
room Of the Hotel du Pont last night.
The proceeds are to be used to purchase
Christmas gifts and food for needy
families. More than $50 couples at
tended At IL o'clock the ball room was
darkencd, and a spotlight thrown on
one Of the corners, revealing large
clock with its hands pointing to the
hour at which members Of the order pay
silent tribute TO absent brothers.
The dancers stood in silent respect To
the deceased members. Grand Exalted
Ruler, George Hoguc explained the
significance Of the ceremony and Guy
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-09

When II comes to real estate-you
know what you want, Look through
Il = alphabetical list of properties and
apartments-all f,.lly described--in
the classified section. Perhaps You
will flud Il listed today; II not don't
lose a day-call 1900. ask for ad taker
and tell the public--Adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-09

Ford led tho singing Of "Auld Lang
Sync."
The entertainment committee I in
charge OF the ball compriscd John
p. james, chairman; g. n. McGinness,
secretary; l.. b. Waterman, treasurer;
Joseph Krautter, Charles Moore, w.
seSsts. hs Ben relic. lee somm,.c. nna rh.b
will have charge Of the Christmas dis
tribution comprises Grand Exalted Ruler
George Hoguc, William M. Schlittcr,
Charles II. McGinncss, y. A. Poole,
Charles II. Simmons and A. s. Muhl-
hansen.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-09
Judge Conrad Visits Senator Ball.

Senator l.. IIeslcr Ball was visited
at his office in Washington yesterday 10y
Judge Henry c. Conrad of Georgetown,
Mrs. A. ID. Warner and Dean Robinson
OF the Womcn's College, Newark.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-09

Have you decided not to pay rcnt7
Read classification s4--Adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-09

Read the classified advs.. too.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-26

The ship. a ive-masted barkentine.
known by old timers as a wind
Jammer." weighed anchor and put TO
sea in the early hours OF the morn
Ing watch. July u. 1920. and with a
strong wind on her port beam she
was soon far out from Frisco. I was
soon initiated into the customs and
pastimes OF my seafaring mates and
was not long in learning the some
few thousand different things an
able-bodied seaman must know.
1 have been astride the yardarm
OF battle wagon, but that is as mild
OF Glowing up the jib topsail in a
northerly buster. This can't be ex-
planned in a few words. The ship IS
pichin'; the captains itchip'; the sea
is roaring and breaking over the
forecastle. tearing the windlass COW
er into ribbons as easily as a man
would tear a paper bag, and the sky
Is so black one can scarcely see
where TO step. There are several Of
these experiences IN the course OF a
trip,-all very thrilling.
The trip took 81 days, making the
fastest time any wind-jammer has
made in the last two years over that
course. We anchored in Double Bay,
Sidney. New South Wales. Australia.
and lay there nine days for repairs.
spent the whole of the nine days
ashore in Sidney, returning to the
ship the morning we sailed. We
were taken in tow by the tug Hero
inc, bound for Melbourne. After
leaving the heads we encountered a
heavy sea with prevailing head
winds, thus making us absolutely de-
pendent upon the power of the tug
to keep us from being blown ashore.
The tug. with US in tow, could make
no Roadway against the powerful
winds and sea, so she confined her
self 10 the difficult task of keeping
us Off the rocky shore. Four days
out the wind and storm abated. per-
hitting the tug to resume her jour
ney with full speed ahead.
All Expected Bath
All was well until we entered the
Bass Straits. known to mariners as
the most difficult pass between two
bodies OF land. About six hours up
the straits, we got a blow. The seas
soon bore heavily on our port bow
with the result that the tug was
forced TO labor under the strain. The
sea became so heavy that the tug
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-26
South Bend Youth Tells Thrills
IOf Manning Pacific wind TANNER"
AS BLOW" Mars Trip to Australia

becs--s invisibls a. times. About
four hours later the storm reached It's
height, and - was at this time we
heard the long wall OF the siren from
the tug.
BY this time everyone had practic-
ally given UP hope OF escaping a salt
water bath that evening. I could
have hit the rocks with a spud
thrown with my left hand. The cap
tain was excited. and all hands were
ordered on deck.-w1fe. cats, dogs,
and the parrot. BY this time the
tugs siren ripped loose another
blash. and the skipper threw the long
glass on the tug again, reading the
signal flag s., meaning set sail. For
one who has been 10 sea on a wind
TANNER in a heavy blow. II is rather
hard 10 realize how difficult il IS 10
hoiss sail under such adverse condi-
hons. Everything IS get and go and
no loahng on the Job. II Is needless
to say everyone lent q hand, and with
few minutes work by experienced
hands the ship took he wind and as
sisted In her own headway. Twenty
minutes later we received a signal
from the tug ordering Us to carry as
much canvas (sail) as possible. We
reached Melbourne the next morning,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-26
That Noble Animal, the
Horse
By James ]. Montague

Ten minutes later he practically
carried me out TO the barn and show
ed me an aged shipwreck that might
have been a horse 90 years ago, but
which now could not be sure that he
wasn't a hat rack.
There" said the organizer. "a
one year old child could COW that
ruin into abject terror by shaking a
rattle at him. He's your mount.
Never fear. Father won't let him
hurt you"
horse. The horse looked back at noe.
and his pale dead eye lit up with a
dull glow OF animosity.
He paved the ground once or
twice with his foot. and again re-
garded me, this time with q challenge
in his glance.
But the animal appeared so frail,
50 worn by the years. that II seemed
impossible for harm TO be in him.
So. when the farm boy had saddled
him, mounted.
He stood stolidly at first. Then,
suddenly realizing that I was not in
the foreground, where he had seen
me first. he cast his eyes about 10 dis
cover what had become OF me.
with a final twist OF his rheumatic
neck he brought me within the line OF
his vision.
He laughed. No other words can
describe tho demoniac chuckle that
escaped from his throat.
Then he brought his four feet to-
gether, and with a swift upward
movement OF his back shot me up in
the air.
When returned to the ground, he
had gone on. but only for little way
was directly in the range of the
heel that reached out for me, but
fortunately I crawled away just IN
time to avoid it.
Again the farm boy held him. and
again I mounted. This time the
horse instead of bucking proceeded
at a slow trot toward the carriage
house. 1 soon discovered why. The
door he went through was low, toe
low to admit anything but the horse,
I was scraped off and left foundering
on the floor.
Again a queeting heel sought my
ribs. but had rolled out Of the way.
was mad now. and determined
that no horse should conquer me. Sc
again soliciting the aid of the farm
boy I made my third mount.
I had just 81
when the horse darted out OF the
barn at a gallop, slid down a steep
bank TO a pond nearby, and with an
acrobatic flip tossed me into the
water.
1 decided than that time had
taught me nothing about equitation
quit.
Copyright. 1920.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-26
BeIIeaN VIII Be
Rebuilt, Hmoring
Memory Of XankS
Americans to Reconstruct
French Town as Memorial
to Battle Victims

WASHINGTON, June 25.-Belleau
the little French village on the edge
Of the foothills OF Belleau wood, is
to be rebuilt by Americans as a me-
mortal to the American dead IN that
historic battle.
There were only about SIS houses
in the little place and they were de-
stroyed In the fierce flghting which
ragged from Chateau Thierry along
the Marine when the American troops
turned the tide OF the last German
drive in the summer OF 1918.
Near the village, on hillside.
white crosses mark the graves of
the heroes who fell in that battle.
and as lasting memorial to them.
the American committee which in
cludes many notables. Is setting out
TO rebuild the place. The name Of
every American who joins in this pro-
jet will be inscribed in a book to be
deposited In the city hail in the new
village of Belleau by the Belleau
Wood Memorial association, OF which
Mrs. James Corroll Frazer OF this
city. is chairman.
supported by PerShing.
Pres't Harding. Gen. Persbing.
Seo'y Weeks and various others have
endorsed and supported the move
ment. The late Chief Justice White
endorsed IL before he died.
The numbers Of American soldiers
buried in the Belleau Wood ceme-
terry. by states. follows:
Alabama, rs; Arizona. 8: Arkan-
sas. Is; California. SO; Connecticut.
SO: Colorado. IS; Delaware, {: Dis
trlct OF Columbia. 4; Florida, 3;
Georgia. 81; Idaho. II; Illinois, ia:
Indiana. 54 Iowa, IS; Kansas. IS;
Kentucky SO; Louisiana, 81; Massa
chusetts. 204; Maine. a.; Maryland.
"a Michigan, 100; Mississippi. IL;
Missouri. 81; Montana. 81: Nebraska.
10; New Hampshire. as: New Jersey.
62 New Mexico. 3; New York, 24i;
North Carolina. 10: North Dakota,
l6 Ohio, 13s; Oklahoma. II; Ore
gon. 2; Pennsylvania. 247; Rhode
Island. Z; South Carolina. 4: South
Dakota, 10; Tennessee. 10: Texas.
60 Utah. Is; Vermont. 81: Washing
ton. 27: West Virginia. 81: Wyoming.
6 Virginia. Is; Wisconsin. As.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-26

whenever see a flm cowboy leap
lightly 20 the saddle. suodue a ma
nevolent mustang with one cut over
the TANKS. and dash madly over the
mesa. bounding over the chapparal
as he dashes. I wonder how he gets
away with Il.
Sometimes I think II must be trick
photography But people who have
been IN Hollywood say they actually
do IL. They do It with mean horses.
too. horses that live only 20 curse the
day they were born. and revenge the
misfortune OF their nativity on any
body who attempts 70 ride them.
love and admire horses, but
neither my love nor admiration Is IN
the least degree returned.
The most gentle horse that ever
drew a junk wagon will bare his
fangs and try 90 sink them in my
his nose or give him a lump OF
sugar.
The first time ever mounted a
pony he turned his hear regarded
me with a glance IN which pity and
hatred strived for the mastery, and
proceeded 10 roll over on his back.
He was a light pony. otherwise I
would have had TO wear plaster casts
on both arms and legs instead of
merely one arm and one leg.
There are people who can win the
respect and confidence OF a horse by
merely looking at him. am not one
OF them. Somehow or other, horses
resent my glances as IL they were
mortal insults. and fly into a black
rage II they find me in their neigh
borhood at all.
You will therefore understand that
was rather reluctant, while the
guest at farm last Sunday. 20 join
a little riding party that was sallying
forth 70 view the countryside.
I requested. when the invitation
was extended, 10 be allowed TO &C
company in a flivver. L don't know
much about a fliYver, but at least 1t
Is incapable of personal hatred. and
I knew that the worst it could do was
TO refuse TO go.
A F1ivver Is ImperSonal.
Fivvers follow people about and
assault them in moving pictures, but
rarely elsewhere. felt that with a
flivver I should be reasonably safe.
But the man who was organizing
the party was one OF those back
slapping. buck-up- old-scout pests
who wouldn't take mo" for an an
swer.
Were going over rotten roads that
no car could stick to-" he said. Til
put you aboard an old crowbait that
is only about two days ahead Of the
sausage factory. and he can't do any
thing but die under you at the worst.
Don't stick around here and be XIII
joy. Buck up and come on along.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-26

everyone findins himself much ex-
hausted by reason OF the labor ex-
pended on the trip. was paid of a.
Melbourne on Sept. 81. 1920. by my
own request and mutual consent Of
the skipper.
Lacks Capital For Development.
Being OF a rambling nature. I now
became interested IN learning a few
facts about Australia I percolated
through the main streets OF Mel
bourne for several days and then I
took ramble through the sticks" or
Australia, following the main lines Of
the Victorian railroads. I viii not
go into detail about the detours or
the side tracks I made. but will con-
fine myself TO a few principal obser-
vauons. Australia is at the present
very prosperous. being a self-pro-
ducing country. She abounds In un-
exploited sources Of wealth. but she
lacks the American aggression
whereby 10 develop her industry She
lacks the capital and IS 50 heavily
taxed by England. many Australians
told me. that she has little chance OF
accumulating enough savings with
which 70 capitalize her industries
made three trips 70 nearby IS
lands. Figi. New Zealand and Tas-
mania. After eight months in the
South seas. 7 signed on the steamer
Cathlamet. an oil burning cargo ship
one Of the best equipped ships afloat
We sailed from Sidney 20 Melbourne
and from Melbourne 10 New York
via the Panama canal.
I made many valuable friends IN
Australia, among which was Aus
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-26
Pres't Thwing, Of Western Reserve,
Retiring, After 81 Years, Declares
US. COLLEGES Must Produce Leaders

the whole community, and TO tho In
dividual as we'll. without II, neither
individual nor community can attain
unto its highest.
The whole people. As we'll as lead
ers. are to be educated.
At tho present hour, and for years
that are TO follow. the need OF lead
ers for America and for the world
is most serious. We have raised
the Mississippi plateau OF democ-
racy-and It is we'll. And the
plateau will be raised still higher.
But we have not lifted a proper
number OF Pixies Peaks OF leader
ship. To educate leaders. leaders.
leaders-of and for and by the peo-
ple-is the great insistent call. and
the college Of the next 81 years will
meet that call.