Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-02

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think we haven't any superiors.
| Judging by the number of dl-
vorce cases here of late, we are
reminded by the Colleen that the
marriage knot seems to be a sit
knot
| The trouble with our fistic ex.
hibitions is that we have nothing
but ham and eggers, with too many
eggs and not enough hammers.
And what odds are offered that
one of Mr.. Magee's bonds nestles
snugly in the inside pocket of a
local boxing promoter?
A heating company advertises
Just as every attic has a past--so
every cellar has future" but heat
| ing apparatus isn't what you have
in mind when you think about the
| cellar.
THE DOC MUST THINK WE ARE
SPARK "PLUGS"
DIR. Baker says We'll shake 'er,
If she gives pre-ntptial smacks,
So we wonder, how by thunder,
He can think he's talking facts
If doc knows a-sweet esposa,
Who was not kissed ere she wed
Her poor rummy was a dummy
Above the ears he sure was dead
It's no disgrace to be poor, but
it might as well be.
The old-fashioned girl who used
to say that woman's work was
never done, now has a daughter
who does not even pretend to do
any work.
Nothing brings out the smallness
in small man quite so quickly as
a little authority.
A good many matrimonial vent
ures go on the rocks because bach
elors get married and then try to
remain bachelors.
Those eastern doctors who say
that climate has no effect upon
tuberculosis are of the same stripe
as the individuals who used to say
that all breakfast foods were made
of peanut shells.
THEN AT &c WHAT MAY WE
EXPECT?
Shines, Toe per pair, and work
Will be just as good if not better,
Than at 15c per pair" Local ad-
vertisement.
IF I had all the red eye / could
drink, and could play all the poker
| wanted to. l wouldn't never play
no poker" said Tobey Toadvine.
"A Ford amt such a nuisance if
you happen to own one"
A girl should be considerate
enough to allow a fellow to remain
engaged to her until he gets the
ring paid for, anyway.
"YAHS AND YAHS."
Sir: How long has it been since
you have heard the ancient wheeze
about the old maids going to
church because they have hymns
there? ALEX.
The only difference between the
driver of a motor car and a pedes-
trian, is the price.
(And the life Insurance rate
Ed
While many people engage in the !
pursuit of happiness" sensible |
people find it in themselves.
RENNY'S NOTEBOOK is GET
TING ENTIRELY TOO PER-
SONAI4!
TIN glad I am not short and fat, |
I'm glad I'm long and thin,
Oh it may not be the prittiest |
shape,
But its the way I've always bin"
1t is not a literary taste that
prompts a goat to eat newspapers.
OUR OWN BEAUTY HINTS.
Dear Teebee. ] have red hair,
white skin and blue eyes. How
should l dress? TESSlE.
You sound like Old Glory, Dear
lie, move to Flagstaff and unfurl
there.
TEMPERATURE READINGS.
The Shrine boys who went to FL
Paso report a breezy time was had
III hn Ct ht |
home and had that.
Eel Paso. by rail, is about $50
miles from Albuquerque, but as the
Old Grow flies. it seems much fur
Lher.
The Y. M. C. A. drive that ends
Today, is for men only. so the Bust
hess Women went out to the Coun-
Try club and had a hen dinner
Mr.. Fall, who has had both feet
in the New Mexico political trough
ever since Heck was pup, is said
TO favor another state for one of
he new government sanatoria.
Mans ingratitude to man" mayI
make all Albuquerque mourn. Il
THE LUNGERS RUBY-OT.
Ali Love Could you and | with
him conspire
To grasp this t. B. scheme of
things so dire,
Would we not shatter 4 to bits and
then
Assure prevention to the world en-
tire. II
-KILLGLOOM GAZETTE. II
Yours, Here and unterrified,"
T. B, c. |,