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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
Hylan Wins in New
York City by 100000

Mayor John F. Hylan, Democrat
was reelected mayor of New York
Tuesday by a plurality estimated
from returns from nearly half of
the city's 2,709 election districts Of
approximately 100000 over his Re-
publican opponent, Henry H. Cur
ran.
The vote in 1910 election dis
tricts was: Hylan, 349,567; Curran,
1928, and Jacob Pankin, Social
list, 1929.
1t was also conceded by their OPP
ponents that the Democrats had
made clean sweep of the other i'm
portant municipal offices, electing
their candidates for comptroller
and president of the board of alder
men and the five borough presidents.
Mayor Hylan's reelection was
conceded early by United States
Senator William M. Calder, head of
the Republican campaign committee
in Brooklyn, and several anti Hylan
newspapers, including the New York
World, the New York Tribune, the
Evening Mail and the Evening Sun
and Globe.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
PUBLIC SALE

sO-acre farm at Spencer Sal ~
on Saturday, November IL, at 10 a.
m, on the premises Dwelling con-
sists of 6 rooms, smoke house, fine
spring house, good s-vent tobacco
barn, covered with metal, good stock
barn, double corn crib, well watered
and fenced, close to church and
school. For particulars see Mrs. 2.
A. Graves on the premises, or VIM.
Cravens, auctioneer. SIT
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
HOG KILLING TIME

Have your hogs slaughtered, sau-
sage made and lard rendered at our
new, sanitary packing house on East
Main street. Charges very reason
able. Phone ia. HON MEAT CO.
(104-tf)
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
c. C. KREIDLER
Veterinarian
Bank Street, Mt. Sterling, KY
-Phones-
Office 1877; Residence $50

coroner, Matt Dean.
For representative H. V. Thomp-
son defeated his Republican oppo-
nent, Asa Barrow, and d. Bush,
Democrat, defeated Green Dennis,
Republican, for sheriff.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10

Something for the tightwads to
think over: When Napoleon was a
prisoner at st. Helena it cost Brit
ain about 100000 a year to keep
him there.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
MT. STERLING GOING FORWARD

The Electric Shop manufacturing department
mess having put necessary machinery stand and table
in
This small beginning of what be profit
larger enterprises
add greatly the business of the city Such beginning with small
Atlanta growing with the passing
has the Chicago Of the South.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10

We stop the press to announce
that we have not heard anything OF
Ultimate Consumer for some time.
Maybe the poor bloke has passed
away.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF

W. Beckham of
likeness what occurred Louisville
Tuesday declaring the city election
successful and the
Bekham appointed Hon Robert
Bingham mayor Louisville If reports conditions
they wondering if the Republican will correct
irregularities they them and history will itself
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
HOG KILLING TIME

Have you rhogs slaughtered, sau-
sage made and lard rendered at our
new sanitary packing house ON East
Main street. Charges very reason
able. Phone ia. HON MEAT co.
(1O4-tf)
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
NOVEMBER ELECTION

parts of the during the November election hours law
order trampd under dgaceful and huu the
monwah Such unlawful conduct should be-
the that be- Have they the do their full duty
II be DONE
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
WITCH ELK!

We carry the only genuine witch
Elk" shoes made. 6, 8, Is and 49,
inch tops.
R. E. PUNCH CO., Inc.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10

Cooper's underwear for men and
boys. 50 union suits $3.50. The
Walsh Co.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10

FOR RENT-Four rooms and
bath. Bank street fiat. See II. Clay
Mckee QUICK.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10

A tip. America would help the
jobless if they were in some foreign
country.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
RUSSIAN TAN HOSE!

LA France" silk hose at 1925 in
the color yau have been waiting for.
We have just a few pairs left.
r. Z. PUNCH CO., Inc.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10
COLD WAVE COMING

Get your scalding tub from Nc
Cormick Lumber Co. (6-tf)
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10

Oysters, celery and cranberries at
Vanarsdell's.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1921-11-10

]. & M. shoes. New prices. TIL
Walsh Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
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AMERICAN
@I.I:GON@!
OPEN DRIVE TO AID EX-SERVICE
PERSONS

The Bureau of War Risk Insurance
is about to launch nation wide
cleanup" campaign the purpose of
which is to fully advise all ex-service
persons Of their rights under the
War Risk Insurance Act; to assist
disabled eX-service persons in secur-
ing compensation. medical treatment,
and hospital care; to inform and as
sist all claimants regarding and pro
cedure necessary in filing a claim for
compensation and insurance; to assist
those whose claims are pending in
securing final action where addition
al evidence, or other data required by
the Bureau of War Risk Insurance;
and to provide for immediate physical
examination where necessary and
promptly furnish disqualification for
urgent cases.
This plan will be carried out by
cleanup" squad consisting of a
Medical examiner, Compensation
Claim examiner, and the necessary
clerical staff from the Bureau of War
Risk Insurance as well as Repre-
sentatives from the American Legion
and the American Red Cross. The
squad will go from town to town un-
til the entire state of New Jersey
has been visited.
The work in this District is being
carried on under the direction of
Colonel c. E. Walsh. District Mana
ger. Bureau of War Risk Insurance.
The squad operating in New Jersey
will be under the supervision of Mr..
T. J. McEvoy, the Bureau Represen-
tative in this State.
At conference held in Newark,
August 9TH, arrangements were made
to open the campaign in Trenton, N,
j. August 18th. The squad will remain
there one week and then 90 to Cam
den, opening in Camden August 22nd
for another week.
Wherever the squad makes a stop
local organizations will cooperate in
every way possible, with the result
that every ex-service man in the state
will have been given an opportunity
to present his case in person by the
end of the campaign.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12

River Bridge and Terminal Associa-
ton, who is one of the incorporatorS
named in the Bill creating the Hud-
son River Pontoon Bridge Company.
He quotes Senator Frelinghuysen.
81 am duly impressed the Senator
said, "by the overwhelming necessity
for some immediate relief from the
congestion of trans-Hudson traffic
now existent. This Bill proposes mere
ly temporary expedient The Charter
asked for is limited to ten years. No
appropriation by Congress is asked.
The bill is drawn with the intent that
every public interest shall be safe
guarded. l am advised that the pom
toon bridge proposed in this Bill
could easily be ready 70 traffic by
June l, 1922.
The Secretary of War, who fix the
tolls. If the traffic increases gradually
and constantly, so that the earnings
at the. rate initially fixed by the
Secretary of War reach an amount
greatly in excess of requirements for
the payments into the Sinking Fund.
operation, maintenance, interest, and
so forth, a revision of the toll rate
can be made by the Secretary Of War
upon representations made to him
There will be used about forty ships
of the type known as the Ferris wood
en- cargo boats, of which the Shipping
Board has $50 available. These ships
are 268 #. long, IS #. wide and 26'2
#. deep, weighing about 1000 tons
each. 1t is expected that these boats
can be purchased from the United
States Shipping Board at a figure
which will allow of the building of
the bridge at an expense low enough
to warrant the expectation of fair
return on the capital invested"
THE reason for locating the pom
toon bridge at Yonkers and instead
of farther down the river, is because
at that point the shipping traffic is
very light. and the interference with
navigation, in any way will be neg
ligible With the exception of the
Hudson Riyr Day Line boats tone each
way daily and the Albany night
boats 1.-TWO each way daily and, oe-
casionally. a naval vessal going to
and from Iona Island and a freight
boat to Newburgh and the shiQyards.
the boats or tugs plying the river
would not require the lifting of the
draw, but would pass under the
bridge. Old pilots on the river say
that having this pontoon bridge, equip
ped with bells and lights, will be an
assistance to navigation at that point.
The question before the people is"
continued Mr. Post. Shall there be
a bridge across the Hudson River
within a year? As many as are in
favor will please say Ave- Say it
TO Congress. The Bill is now before
the Commerce Committee of the
United States Senate. Senator Calder.
Of New York, and Senator Edge of
New Jersey, are members Of that
Committee, and they will be glad to
know how the people feel about the
Pontoon Bridge There can be a bridge
across the Hudson within a year, if
the people want it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
Fight Pictures at Strand
Next Week

The official moving pictures of
the worlds championship fight at
Jersey City between Jack Dempsey
and Georges Carpenter will be shown
at the Strand Theatre Thursday and
Friday, August 18th and 18th. There
will be one performance in the after
noon at P. NJ. both days and two
performances in the evening at Gas
and S45. These are the same pictures
that are being shown in New York
City at big admission prices. Added
features of the program will be a
funny comedy with Clyde Cook and
the Fox Sunshine Comedians. (Adv.)
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
THOMPSON MEMORIAL CHURCH
Rev. w. w. Harris, Pastor

Sunday School at 10 A. M.
Morning worship at II o'clock.
Sunday School at Wood Hill Chapel,
2.20 P. M.
C. E. at 7.30 P. M.
Evening worship at o'clock.
Cottage prayer meeting on Friday
evening at 8 o'clock.
The pastor of the Thompson Mem
orial Church and Woodhill Chapel will
give the third of the series of SER
mons on "Christian Marriage" next
Sabbath. The topic will be the Phil
osophy of Love. Services at the
Church at II a. m. and the Woodhill
Chapel at $50 p. m. Standard Time.
All Welcome.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Rev. Theron Lee, Minister
Sabbath School. 10 A. NJ.

Sabbath School, 10 A. NJ.
Twilight Service, $50 P. NJ.
Prayer Meeting Tuesday 7.45 P. NJ.
Junior Endeavor Society Tuesday
after school.
Intermediate Endeavor Societies
Monday and Wednesday 730 P. M.
Senior Endeavor Society Friday 7.45
P. M.
Services of this church combined
with the Baptist.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
The School Of Industrial Arts
of the City of Trenton

Design All
Mechanical Drawing; Tool Jig and Fixture Designing
Feebnd Drawing Sketchng; Desgnng Posterok ls
Showcard Writing and Sign Pam
Mathematics including Arithmetic Algeria II
gonometry; Machine Shop Practices Woodworking including ne" %
Chemistry Ceramics; Physics; DressmakS
Automobile Mechanics including the Chassis the Engine
Electricity; Electrical WIRING History OF Arr
Science and Engineering
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12

Now that you have your washing
machine, don't let it wear out from
lack of oil in the necessary places.
Discard the miser instinct! Pass a
long the books and magazines you
don't want while they possess the
charm of newness, cleanliness and
timely interest. And as for clothes,
don't forget that there are naked
children in the Near East whose COM
fort, and even lives, next winter
may depend upon a box of cast-off
clothes laid away in your attic.
No less person than John w.
Weeks has said, 1T is to the Amer
lean home that America owes its
greatness and power"
Before washing sweaters, take down
all measurements. Then while drying
them on Turkish towels, pat and pull
them into shape to conform with the
measurements.
Penny wise and pound foolish is
the woman who enomizes by using
last years jar rubbers for this years
canning.
When preparing esoiled clothes for
washing, sort first for color, second
for fiber, and third for weight and
use.
Does Johnny still balk at his glass
of milk? Just a few, very few,
drcps of chocolate syrup, will make
an honest to goodness soda fountain
drink of it, or better yet mix the milk
with fruit juice syrup.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
poNTooN BRIDGE OVER HUDSON

Additional facts about the Pontoon
Bridge across the Hudson River, pro-
posed in the Bill introduced in tie
United States Senate by Senator
Joseph S. Frelinghuysen of New Jer-
sey, have been secured from George
A. Post, President of The Hudson
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
ST. ANDREWS CHURCH
.ector. Rev. Thomas ]. BensleY. ID. ID.

KeCtOr, Kew. Thomas j. beHSIey, II. u.
Sunday. August 18th; 18th after
Trinity.
80 a. M Holy Eucharist. $50 a.
M Sunday School. 1880 a. m. Morn
ing Prayer and sermon; subject, THE
Personal Sayings of Jesus Who is
my mother, or my brethren?'
The services on this Sunday will be
in charge of the Rector, who will
preach both morning and evening.
No weekday services until further
notice.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
Churches
NEW HOPE PRESBYTERIAN
Rev. Harry Boehme, Minister.

10. a. m. Sunday School.
II. a. m. Morning Service.
All Services Standard Time.
Everybody welcome!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12

Some women perspire over a hot
range these days; others make them
selves fireless cookers and serve just
as appetizing meals.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
FARM AND
HOME FACTS

It's just a tiny pinch of salt, but
how it improves the homemade fruit
drink.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
NOTICE

The next meeting of the Hunterdon
Co. Poultry Association is to be held
at Sergeantsville on Friday evening
August 10Th at eight o'clock
The speaker of the evening will be
Mr.. Willard H. Allen, Poultry Special
list from the State Agricultural EX-
detrimental Station, New Brunswick,
and Mr. Elmer H. Wene of Vineland
who has been in charge of the Lay
ing Contest. There will be important
business to be attended to at this
meeting, one of the principal matters
being the purchase of feed. A full at
tendance of all the members is de-
sired.
The meeting will begin promptly
at eight o'clock
H. R. Josten,
Secretary
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
ST. MARTINS r. C. CHURCH
Rev. Henry S. S. HassOn, Pastor

Hours of Service-Mass on Sunday
at and 10 o'clock. Holy days at 5
and o'clock.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
EDITORIALS
CLEAN THE DIRT FROM BEHIND
YOUR EARS!

Inc worst thing in the world about
dirt behind the ears, is that YOU can
not see it yourself when yours are the
ears In question. The man who washes
his face until it shines, and leaves a
garden patch behind his auditory or
gans is ludicrous object of derision.
But physical dirt behind physical
ears is not near to reprehensible as
moral dirt behind moral ears. You
may put on front" that is dazz-
ling, but if you have a decayed con-
science, other people will find it out
before you realize it yourself. Dirt IN
the ears may prevent you from hear
ing clearly. But dirt BEHIND the
ears do not prevent your hearing
instead it makes an ass of you.
If you are one of those goofs who
go about with a half-moon nose
pointed at the stars, you may see
some wonderful sky effects, but YOU
will also "see stars" The man "who
with each advancing step displaces
star" is going to stub his clumsy
toe. And when the aforementioned
"half-moon" nose pounds the earth.
there will be a galaxy of stars to
greet his vision like unto Solomon
in all his glory.
The other day, while voting a
hot roast beef sandwich at Richard
sons Restaurant, an old brindle col
ored cur came easing up to ME with
wide-toothed dog smile, wageing his
tail like a slick politician wanting to
shake hands. knew what he wanted.
And if he could have talked he would
have said in fawning, honeyed tone.
We're good friends, you know, and
I'd do anything in the world Tor you.
Can't you slip US a piece of that
beef?"
But l didn't fall for that stuff al
all! Not on your life! knew that
dog. He lives on my street. He plays
about outside my office. When | first
saw him, seeing that he was in
sense a 'neighbor," l offered to be
friendly. l spoke to him and extended
my hand to pat his head. But he
gave ME the CLASSY stare, and stalk
ed stiff-leggedly away. Also if he
could have talked at that time he
would have said. Il don't remember
that I've been introduced to you.
You've got your nerve trying to get
friendly with me-" And even after I
had seen him daily for months, he
still refused to show any signs of
friendliness.
So when that nut sneaked up to
me in Richardson's Restaurant, l had
his number.
What's the connection with that
and dirt behind you ears 2" YOU will
ask.
Here's the connection: If you 20
stalking about stiff-leggedly with
your impudent nose in the air when
people want to be friendly with you,
and then smirk and whine about
those same people when you want
laVor' 'heh you We got art oehInd
your ears enough 10 start mosquito
swamp Just because you can see
yourseil as others see you, you are
IKE a ROAD oum with SHINING race
and 4 dirty neck
a man know used TO give me the
CLASSY stare ana a hoiles tnan thou
look every llme ran INTO nm GOO
knows dldn care Two "hoops in
"iilrI VIM ouY lHe poor ouu seemed
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12

While others are taking their tonics
from bottles next winter, you can
take it from jars, if you can vege-
tables now.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12

Add little chill sauce to the may
onnaise to dress up plain lettuce
salad.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
course.

course.
*###4#
We like Mr.. Beatty's watermelons.
The ones We buy and the ones the
Merchants couldn't eat.
**####
Whenever friend wife wonders
about desert, out comes the water
melon. Many thanks, Merchants,
******
By the way, while the opportunity
offers, the worse half feels that she
ought to say word about the sur
prise party one of appreciation for
the chairs, the watermelons, and the
spontaneous expressions of the "Mer-
chants and also for the assistance
relation to heretofore mentioned
supper dishes.
%#****
By the way Gee See chopped his
own ankle. Tho there are those who
say his worse than worse half did it,,
No necessity to call in the S. P. C.
to Newly Weds.
*#*##*
Little Willie chopping wood,
Chopped his foot instead.
Now we sterilize our food,
Said mama as she bathed it while
it bled.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
Rev. Harold NJ. DOrrell, Minister

The Presbyterian congregation will
again unite with this church Sunday.
The preachers for the day will be the
Rev. A. w. Mayer of Batavia, N. Y.
Services at II a. m. and 7.30 p. m.
Bible school 9.45 a. m. Prayer meeting
will be in charge of one of the deacons
on Tuesday evening at 7.45.
SANDY RIDGE BAPTIST CHURCH
Rev. R., Lewis Everett, Pastor.
Prayer 10 A. NJ.
Sunday School 1915 A. NJ.
Preaching II A. NJ.
C. E. Meeting p NJ.
Preaching 7.30 P. NJ.
Prayer Service Thursday evening.
STOCKTON PRESBYTERIAN
Rev. f. o. Hathaway, Pastor.
Sunday School at Gas a m.
Morning Worship at 10.45.
NEW JERSEY CIVIL SERVICE EN-
ANIMATION
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 81,
1921
Open to male residents of the State.
Court Crier- Hunterdon County.
Salary $500 per annum.
Vacancy.
Blanks should be filed one week in
advance of date set for the eXamina-
ton. Apply to the Civil Service Com
mission, State House. Trenton, N. j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
NEW HOPE NJ. Z. CHURCH
REV. W. III. Aspril, Pastor

1000 A. NJ, Sunday School.
HOO A. NJ, worship and sermon.
$50 P. NJ. Epworth League.
700 P. NJ. Evening worship.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening,
A glad hand and welcome to all.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12

instructors Classes 1888 Students last
Many New jersey from two to seventy
BEGINNING YEAR ALL RESIDENTS OF NEW JERSEY WILL
BE CHARGED SAME SCALE OF FEES.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-12
SMILlN THRU
HE KEPT A-WHISLIN'
BY GEE SEE

1t was rainin' frogs an tadpoles,
In a blindin' drownin' sweep
Thunder doomed like cannon roars,
An the lightnin' made you weep.
The fliver ratified, banged and
rocked,
An wheezed an coughed an chokeC
An bucked an kicked an lurche
and slid
Until at last it croaked.
| spent four hours tinkerin'
An crankin' in the dark
The rain ran down my neck in
streams
While I cussed to the mark.
At last | had to call it off
And .2lodded up the pike
My feet a-slushin' in my shoes,
An cussin' like Hike.
l tramped four million billion Ne
To find a telephone
And found at last a dollhouse
where
There lived an aged crone.
She wouldn't even crack the door,
And seemed to think me mad,
Or else bandit or a bum,
Or somethin' just as bad.
An cussin' worse plodded on
To where school house stood,
Where lived bunch O teaching
danes
An would be-if-he-could"
An tho this bird had at the door
A car all tight an dry,
He hummed and hawed and made
excuse
When asked to make try.
To take the ladies l had left
Still sittin' in the rain,
An drive US to a trolley or
Where we could catch train.
So once again | hit the road
In rain and mud and night,
A-seein' how to keep the road
When lightnin' flashed its light.
At last a farm house blocked my
path.
An yeIlin' out "hello,"
A kindly lady answering,
Took pity on my woe.
She let me use the telephone,
To call to a garage,
An found the lines were down.
but say.
That lady's heart was LARGE.
Sc called her boy from out o bed
An bade him take their car
An drive US home to New Hope
Tho the storm ragged near and far.
And did this boy come grumblin'
down,
With murder in his eye?
Not on your life! Lee Davis came
A-whistlin' like the birds on high.
And thru the mud and slop we went
In darkness black as ink.
Except when lightnin' flashes came
So sharp it made us blink.
And when the wind whipped'rounc
the shield
And splashed US in the face,
Lee Davis drove serenely on
A-whistlin' in his place,
When he left our gate at midnigh
An chugged off down the lane,
l heard him still a-whislin'
Thru the darkness an the rain.
l have heard of cheerful cherubs,
But the cheer that wins my vote
Is his free and hearty whistle
When Lee Davis sounds his note.
###**&
See Gee See says to friend husband
l can do for you?
&#&#&*
Says Gee See to See Gee See Writ
ny colyumn for mel
*#*###
So here goes
suppose a pome goes with it, bu
Is the better half is the ",pote" of tn
amily how can the worse half expec
o be potent" enough to do NOR
han the morning, noon and evenin
lishpan?
*#####
Besides she never kept house befor
30 it is a new subject for her if it
rot for the dear reader"
###&#*
When all the dishes are drained,
And the plates, polished and dried,
And the house work is more than
feigned,
And the Sunday beef-steak is friet
We shall rest and faith we need i
And lie down for an hour or two,
Till the papa drives home in his ca
And plays the part of the God {
things AS they are.
#%##*#
Anyhow Mr.. Beatty helps fill tt
arder- remuneration expected
CONTINUED bottom of next column.
7ER'S DEVIL