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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31
An Old Gao

Just as we expected, as the time for
the next session of the legislature ap-
proaches, the old gag of annexation"
of west Florida to Alabama is being
pulled. Cut it out, and let's annex
south Alabama to west Florida, and
then birmingham can have the state
capitol, which she undoubtedly wants.
The DeFuniak Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31

How long will 1t be before the gov
srnment again controls the railroad?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31

German green" policemen have cap
,ured red communists and now the So
>ialists are in the blue funk.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31
Nice Tie-up,

Tony: Il understand that Marie is
well groomed."
Toinette: DO tell?"
Tony: she embridled poor Char
ie."
Rutgers Nelson.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31

Thought that Alabama coal mine
war was settled but deputies have been
sent to guard the mines.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31

Husband: why do you wear that
dress? 1t looks like half mourning?"
Wife: We'll, you're always COM
planning that you're half dead"
Boston Transcript.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31
His Moment.

Wife Cat the breakfast table,: "oh.
Henry, l dropped my diamond ring off
my finger and can't find 1t any
where"
Hubby (triumphantly); TITS alright,
my dear. / found it in my trousers
pocket"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31
(Mass.) News.

She: People are saying that you
married me for my money alone"
He: "They are mistaken. You had
lutte lot OF real estate"
Boston Transcript
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31
Appreciation Minus.

Better Half: Don't you adore tina.
necktie l gave you for your birthday p
Other Half: mo other eyes than
mine shall feast themselves on its
loveliness."
New York University News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31

With IS additional blocks of paving
Pensacola will be some hardened town.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31


eminent again controls the railroad?
German green" policemen have cap
,ured red communists and now the So
>ialists are in the blue funk.
o
Thought that Alabama coal mine
war was settled but deputies have been
tent to guard the mines.
With IS additional blocks of paving
Pensacola will be some hardened town.
This is picnic day for the Tourist
,lub.
The tax collector Is looking for you
you haven't paid your poll tax.
The Salvation Army again asks that
you help 1t help the needy of your
,ity.
Southern bankers will study the
most approved methods of handling
exports of agricultural products.
There are many varieties of takers.
Some do their own lying and others
get someone else to do It.
o.
How many know what an antibody
Isl?
o
Great Britain is being asked by Brit
ish labor to create new jobs for the
unemployed. So the war was failure
after all.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31

The tax collector Is looking for you
Z you haven't paid your poll tax.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31

This is picnic day for the Tourist
,lub.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31

The Salvation Army again asks that
you help 1t help the needy of your
.ity.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31

Some do their own lying and others
get someone else to do It.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-31

Southern bankers will study the
most approved methods of handling
exports of agricultural products.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14

gratifying progress which the representatives
have made. To most persons, the survey pre-
pared by The Associated Press was surprise.
Most of the representatives, convinced that
the conference has attained it's object and that
nothing will arise to prolong its session. have
made reservations for their journeys home.
There is every indication that this Christmas
will find the world in possession of tangible and
working agreement whereby the nations of the
earth will be restrained from ndulging in war
fare. This will be brought about without super
government or a complicated machinery, but By
means of the broad craftsmanship of representa-
tives who know that their countries are tired of
the prospects of war and are pining for mutual
agreement whereby rights will be respected and
war prevented.
The prominent part which the United States
has played in calling the conference and leading
the way to limitation of ornaments entities
the nation to prominent place in the councils of
the powers. We have led the way toward real
ization of the day when peace and concord shall
be the watchword of the peoples Of the earth 1t
is a triumph of the highest kind.
We have been true to our conditions and to
the principles of enlightened justice and right
eousness which have been written into our own
great papers of state. The proceedings OF this
conference and the notably exalted stand of our
secretary of state in carrying out the wishes Of
President Harding, who in turn was voicing the
sentiment of the American people, will be an
other illustrious chapter in our national devel-
opment.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
Achievements of the Limitations
Conference

The four weeks in which the international
conference on limitation of ornaments has been
in sessions have been fraught with results that
are surprisingly great, compared with the
meager achievements of the Paris conference
that sought to cure most of the worlds ailments
and virtually cured none.
The four-power agreement reached late last
week, and the assurance that Great Britain,
France, Japan and the United States will ratify
the action of its representatives without fail is
a noteworthy accomplishment, as it removes
friction and potential trouble in the Pacific. It's
ratification will end the Anglo-Japanese pact,
which always has been looked upon with disfavor
by the United States.
review of the many points which have been
accepted was prepared by The Associated Press
and printed in The Palladium a few days ago.
Only those who have been watching the proceed
ings of the conference carefully and have noted
the questions that were settled have realized the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
TODAY'S TALK
BY George Adams,
FAME

1t takes strong character indeed live under
fame
And fails falls influence
Yet who o o be
Make me famous'-how often hear these
everything through
effort of
feeding
of and
Fame is tickle,
When a a o
Poor House., by Will
Weekly
able"words millions of ambitious
Carleton evidently believed
that while he
D. r. Locke, whom
of Petroleum Nasty at time editor
Harpers Weekly,
addressed William
Harpers
his
And that what Carleton the that
recognition.
The thing behind appreciation
is emptier than a
There much finer things this world however than
false lights before
yourself behind its back
The best plan attention to fame Do work and
while it. Pass each completed something
and more useful Keep helping someone else along.
Then fame will lie quietly down with share eternal
dreams of happiness
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
Hens LAY 1O4 eggs
AWEEK INSTEAD OF 5
Steady Egg Gain for Mrs. Pierce in
Cold Winter Weather.

1.-THE week before we tried Don Sung.
we got 8 eggs, from so hens. The next
week, from a package of Don Sung, we
got - eggs, and the next week 104. Some
Of our hens are mere .pullets md Don Sung
started them laying."-Mrs. 3. +. Pierce,
r. F. D. l, Butler, Tenn.
Mrs, Pierce started using Don Sung In
the middle Of January. Yet she got the
eggs. Your flock can lay as we'll. in cold
weather, and here's how we'll prove it:
Give your hens Don Sung and watch re-
suits for one month. II you don't find that
1T pays for itself and pays you a good
profit besides, simply. tell us and your
money will be cheerfully refunded.
Don Sung Chinese for egg-laying) Is q
scientific tonic and conditioner. 1t is easily
given in the feed, improves the hens
health and makes her stronger and more
active. 1t is guaranteed to get the eggs,
no matter how cold OF wet the weather.
Don Sung can be obtained promptly from
your druggist or poultry remedy dealer. or
send SOC for q package by mail prepaid.
Burrell-Dugger Co, PA Columbia Bldg,
indianapolis, Ind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14

ryes, their bourbons, gins and bran
dies. OF poisons dire and liquid fire
they are sinful medley, and Brother
Haines, he still maintains that boot
leg drinks are deadly. And Comrade
Haines, man of brains, should know
of what he's speaking, he tolls among
the jug and bung and spigot sadly
leaking. He samples rye and finds 1t
I've, all kinds Of booze he handles; he
finds one brew has liquid glue, put up
by Goths and Vandals ooh, jakes
and james" cries Helpful Haines, lets
all apply the swatter to those who
sell this broth of hell that makes the
reason totter. 1t strikes men blind
and wrecks the mind that once was
grand and gaudy; so let us fay the
heartless jay who sells this boneyard
toddy." Thus speaketh Haines; ap-
plause he gains from sane and sober
thinkers who'Ye marked the fate that
seems to wait for bootleg whisky
drinkers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
Memories Of Old DAYS
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

So realistic was the address de-
livered by DR.. f. S. Anderson before
the high school students at their
weekly chapel exercises, that he had
hardly concluded his talk when a girl
in the audience acquired an acute
toothache, and had to be treated at
once.
DR.. Anderson spoke on the evils re-
sulting from neglect in the care of the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
HARMLESS MEANS
OF REDUCING FAT

Many fat people fear ordinary means
for reducing their weight. Here is an
extraordinary method. Extraordinary
because while perfectly harmless, no
dieting or exercise are necessary. Mar
mola Prescription Tablets are made
exactly in accordance with the famous
Marmola Prescription. You reduce
steadily and easily, with no i'll effects
Procure them from your druggist at
one dollar for a case Or send price di-
rect to the Mar1nola Company, 1872
Woodward avenue, Detroit. Michigan.
Advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
FOR CHRISTMAS

You may be sure what you will buy
her this year.
! am not.
Perhaps you're informed what will
intrigue the dear.
| am not.
The presents for women of course are
host,
But l wander round like dispossessed
ghost.
You may be hep to what will please
yours the most.
] am not.
Some folks are mind readers in mat
tiers like this.
| am not.
And some are told what will produce
yuletide bliss.
| am not.
think but of handbags, and beads
and such crime,
And brush-and-comb sets with the
paintings sublime.
You may think I'm having a wonderful
time.
| am not.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
Lessons in Correct English
Don't SAY:

Don't Say:
He always HAS, and always will
act that way.
He is one of the BEST, if not THE
BEST, player on the team.
/ dislike his views, Is THE REA-
SON ! voted against him.
The reason why | voted for her Is
BECAUSE she IS honest.
The reason he was not elected Is
BECAUSE he is drunkard.
Say:
He always HAS ACTED that way.
and always will act that way
e. He is one of the BEST PLAYERS
on the team. if not THE BEST PLAY
Err.
dislike his views; THAT is THE
REASON ! voted against him.
The reason why | voted for her Is
THAT she is honest.
The reason he was not elected is
THAT he is a drunkard.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
Answers to Questions

(Any reader can get the answer to
any any question by writing The Pana aIl IN
in, director, Washin gton, D. G. This Of
fer applies strictly to information. The
medical and financial matters. 1t does
not attempt to settle domestic troubles,
nor to undertake exhaustive research
plainly and briefly. Give full name and
address and enclose two cents in stamps
for return postage. All replies are sent
direct to the inquirer)
Q. Is it possible to get a passport
to Germany now?-H. f.
a. Passports hay be obtained for
Germany and Austria. At present
passports are not issued to Hungary.
@. When honey is used in cooking,
is it necessary to use soda?-T. P.
A Honey, like molasses, contains
an acid, and one-fourth teaspoon of
soda should be used to each cup of
honey. Dissolve the soda in a little
warm water and add to honey, stir
ring until it foams. This soda does
not take the place of leavening, which
should be added in its usual pro-
portion.
Q. What was the first church es-
tablished in New York City,. K. n.
A. The Dutch Reformed Church has
the oldest church organization in New
York City. Next in order of founda-
ton is the Episcopal church
Q. Did the Romans invent their
numerals?-G. A. c.
A. There is no record to prove that
they did 1t is considered probable
that the Romans adopted them from
the Etruscans.
Q. Can fish remain alive after be-
ing frozen in cake of ice if the ice
is melted naturally?-A. w.
A. The Bureau of Fisheries says
that it is possible for fish to remain
alive after being frozen in a cake of
ice. They know of an instance where
goldfish remained alive after being
frozen in a pond all winter. In 81
IBERIA there are rivers containing fish
which are buried in the mud and
which are frozen all winter, but are
alive in the spring.
O. What kind of an animal is the
straw cat?-T. D. l..
A. This animal is also known as the
pampas cat and the grass cat 1t is
& wellowish-gray wild cat, with straw
Colored bands running obliquely back
wards across the TANKS and horizon
tally on the legs and chest.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14

Judson Harmon was born in Hamil-
ton county. Ohio, Feb. 8, 1916, so he
will soon celebrate his 18th birthday.
He graduated from the Cincinnati
Law School in 1869, and has since
made his home in or near Cincinnati.
He was mayor of Wyoming, O., 1855;
judge of the Hamilton county court
of common pleas, 1857, and of the
superior court, 1851; attorney gen
eral of the United States in Cleve-
lands cabinet, 1S95-1897; professor Of
law at the university since 1896; re-
ceiver of the c. H. & D., Pere Mar
quett and Toldo Trminal railways,
1859.
Tn browning event of Harmon's po-
litical career was his election as gov
ernor of Ohio on the Democratic ticket
in 1909 and his reelection in 1911.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
Musings for the Evening
ON AN ICE-SkATINc PARTY

Engaged couples should feel perfect
ly at home on the ice. The worst that
can happen to them is that they will
fall for each other all over again.
If the young lady you have been
skating with should suddenly say
You're the best skate I've had all
evening" don't consider yourself in
any way a spendthrift.
If a sweet young thing should lean
your way and whisper. "One of my
supports has broken" don't blush. IT'S
only a technical ice term.
Just because you get into the rink
free of charge it's no occasion for you
to consider yourself cheap skate
Mark H.
People are beginning to go away
from home and leave their cellar doors
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14

Are you dragging around day after
day with dull, never-ceasing back
ache? Do you suffer headaches, dizzy
spells and sharp, stabbing pains; feel
tired, rritable-without life or ambi-
ton? Likely then your trouble is due
to kidney weakness-not hard to cor
rect if treated properly, but danger
Gus if neglected. For quick relief use
Doan's Kidney Pills. Doan's have
helped thousands. They should help
you. Ask your neighbor,
A Richmond Case
Henry Brokamp. machinist, so
Sherman ST, says: 81 used to be
troubled lot with weak kidneys
Sometimes my back would get so
weak and ache through the small of it
that it put my kidneys out of order
and the secretions passed too fire.
guently. ] have bought a box of
Doan's Kidney Pills at Luken & Co.'S
Drug Store and they have never
failed to relieve me-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
After Dinner Stories

4 correspondent who has recently
returned from Florida writes that he
witnessed this amusing incident on
the train. A huge, red-faced conductor
asked a little dried-up passenger for
his ticket. The little man couldn't
find it and at last the conductor said,
Now, look-a-heah. you've just got one
of three things to do. You can pay
your fare, produce your ticket, or get
off the train"
Just then the embarrassed little
man found the missing pasteboard.
Presenting it to his florid opponent,
he grinned, threw back his shoulders
and said. mockingly. Now look-a-
heah, you've just one of three things
to do. You can exercise more, eat
less, or bust"
The Hollywood Gazette is determined
to get at the truth of the thing: Last
week we stated that John Russman
made a business call to Lyons. 1t
was a mistake, for he never went I'M
I'll Monday of this week. Then again
he never went for business; he went
there to see a girl friend of his, so we
are informed"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
Masonic Calendar

Wednesday, Dec. 14-Webb Lodge,
No. "a, F. and A. NJ. Called meeting;
work in the Master Mason degree, at
6 o'clock
Friday, Dec. 16. - King Solomon s
Chapter, No. 4, R. A. NJ. Called con-
vocation. Work in Mark Master de-
gree.
Saturday. Dec 17.-Loyal Chapter,
No. 40; o. E. S. Stated meeting.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
KILLED AS LOCOMOTIVE
HITS TUTO IN MISSISSIPPI

CLARKSDALE, Miss. Dec. III.
L. Robinson, travelling salesman of
Cincinnati; J. H. Owens, of Clarks-
dale, and Louis Romanolla, farmer,
were killed and ]. L. Shipp of Helena.
Ark, was injured seriously when an
automobile in which they were riding,
was struck by freight engine, late
Yesterday
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
Ripping Rhymes
HAINES' WARNING
BY Walt Mason

It's Dry Law Haines who now ex-
plains that bootleg drinks are deadly;
so let's eschew the poisoned brew, and
cease to paint things Tedly. This Dry
Law Haines is taking pains to warn us
of our danger; ne hates to see the
graveyard tea kill off the pilgrim
stranger. The bootleg drinks are
made by ginks who are not moral
dandies. and he is wise TO all their
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
Who's Who in the
Day S News
JUDSON HARMON

After many years Of political retire
ment Judson Harmon is likely TO re-
turn next year to active life as the
nominee of Ohio Democrats for gov
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14

ernor of his state.
Tremendous pres
sure j 5 b e / n &
brought to bear up
on him to make the
run, not only by
O b 10 Democrats,
but by leaders of
the party all over
the country who
realize Ohio's po-
litical Importance
and regard Har-
mon as the strong
est possible candi-
date the d e m o.
Gratis could name.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
After Dinner Trick S

No. 3s-A Light That Failed
A friend asks for light. You strike
match for him, but when he takes
it he finds the light has gone, and is
surprised to see you still holding il.
The match was previously broken in
half. and then held at the joint, in
striking. Of course when you held it
out, he took the unlighted end. and as a
result only received half the match,
while You kept the light.
Copyright. 1874, BY Public Ledger Comyony
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14

Headaches from Slight Colds
Laxative BROMO QUINTNE Tablets
relieve the Headache by curing the
Cold. A tonic laxative and germ des-
troyer. The genuine bears the sigma
ture of E. w. Grove. BE sure you
get BROMOD 30c.-Advertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14

teeth, and pointed out some of the
serious physical ailments that may be
attributed directly to poor set of
molars.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14
Births

WEST MANCHESTER, Ohio, Dec
14-Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley
Hunter. nee Gertrude Furry, a girl,
Monday.
CARLOS, Ind. - Born to Mr. and
Mrs. Clell Beard, son, Monday.
JACKSONVILLE, Ind, Dec. IA
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Roth,
son, Raymond, Jr
A fine way to spend six seconds
dig up 13c and say, Blue Devil,
please" TO your grOcer.-Advertise
ment.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14

unlocked, which may mean much or
little, depending, of course, upon a
great many things.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-14

People are beginning to go away
from home and leave their cellar doors |
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-05-27

g. A. Carder.
F, Mrs. Henry Marsh of Wallace
who is visiting Mrs. William Marsh
and other relatives is being much fe-
ted, several functions having been
given in her honor the past week.
Rev. J.. Orrin Gould Of the univer-
sity goes to Deary, Idaho Monday to
deliver the memorial address to the
) Aosved Post, No. SO Of the American
Legion.
Mrs. Melvin Olson and son Harold
of Avon, Idaho, spent Thursday in
Moscow on shopping tour.
Bert Hooper, of Johnson, Washing
ton, was a Moscow business visitor
Thursday.
Mrs. John A. Smith, of Genesee,
Idaho, was Moscow shopper Thurs
day.
Ruth Copeland of Spokane, visited
in Moscow Thursday and. Friday.
Victor johnson, a Troy druggist is
looking after the trade at the Econ
omical Pharmacy, during the absence
of Doc. Lindquist who is spending
the week in Spokane, attending the
Elks exercises.
Carl Brandt, motored down from
| Spokane Thursday, and is spending a
! few days in Moscow on business.
Mrs. Selma WEIGH, of Juliaetta,
Idaho, was a Moscow visitor Thurs
day.
John J. Reed, of Lamont, Wash
ington, visited friends in Moscow,
Wednesday and Thursday.
| Mrs. Corliss McElroy, is confined
| to her home with severe attack of
tonsilitis.
Mr.. and Mrs J. N. Emmerson, of
the Emmerson store, at Pullman,
Washington, were Moscow visitors
| Thursday.
Mrs. L. A. Pinkley of Culdesac,
Idaho, was a Moscow visitor Thurs
day and Friday.
Mrs. Edith Geek, left Thursday for
| Chicago, Illinois, where she expects to
spend the summer.
| George E. Clarke, went to Spokane,
Friday morning to spend few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. All Draper, and chill
dren who spent the past week in
Moscow visiting at the homes of Mr.
and Mrs. A. J. Draper, and other
relatives and friends left Thursday
for their home at Mesa, Washington
A picnic was given in their honor,
Wednesday at Hadden's grove.
Miss Carrie Miller of the home
economics department of the univer-
sity is i'll at the Gritman hospital
Mrs. George Allen, of Pullman,
Washington, was guest of Mrs. J. G.
Gibson, Friday.
The members of the 'Mokepohreca
Club" were royalty entertained by
Mrs. J. G. Gibson, at her home on
First street, Thursday afternoon. The
rooms were beautifully decorated, in
lilacs and tulips. The delicious re-
freshments were charmingly served
by the hostess assisted by Mrs. E. O.
Bangs. The members of the club
nounced Mrs. Gibson most gracious
hostess.
Miss Bernadine Adair, arrived home
Friday from Melton, Oregon.
Another barrel of those extra fancy
sailed peanuts. ; lbs. for SOC. Dayids
2O4