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The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-10-15
Train Crew Looks
After Little Boy

Aberdeen, Oct. 14.-Not much ov-
er four years old and unable to tell
mis- name or where he was going a
little boy, ragged, cold frightened
and hungry passed through Aberdeen
en- route from Watertown 10 Brins-
made. N. D., with no other direction
or Identification to guide his course
than half fare ticket pinned to his
coat.
Agent II. v. Peterson. of the M. &
st. L. road, met the train at 10 a.
m. coming up from Watertown be-
cause he had been told of the forlorn
little passenger, VINO left there early
in the morning, by the trainmen.
What was his surprise to see the
tiny child carried down and set upon
the platform. cold, hungry, and mis-
erable, and crying fer his mother
According TO reports received here
the boy was being sent by father
who had been separated from his
wife, back to her in Brinsmade.
1t is said that when the child was
presented to the train conductor he
asked if the little boy had any money
with which to purchase food en-
route. Not a cent was in his ragged
pockets, SO the father, after prolong-
ed search, produced 81 cents, which
he gave to the child.
Brinsmade Is little town in North
Dakota away up in the second tier
of counties below the Canadian bor-
der line
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-10-15
Corn Huskers
Badly Needed

Sioux Falls, Oct. f5.-Urgent pleas
are made daily at the Minnehaha
county farm bureau for men to work
on the farms in this community, now
that corn husking and picking time
is here. Farmers are badly in need
of assistance now, and must have
more workers il they are to get the
present crop fro mthe field, accord
ing to the county agent.
Wages are very favorable. farmers
offering from 81 to s4 per day for
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-10-15
Libel Case Thrown
Out Of COur t

Chicago, Oct. 15-Declaring it had
no place in court, Judge Harry Fish
er today threw out the suit of the
city of Chicago for ten million dol
lars damages against the Chicago
Tribune. The suit was based on
statements of the Tribune that Chi
cago was bankrupt.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-10-15
Kurds In Revolt
Kill Persians

Theran, Persia, Oct. 15.-Many
Persians have been killed and
wounded by Kurds who are in re-
volt, according to advices here. An
American named Bachimont, attach
ed to the United States mission, was
reported assassinated.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-10-15
Killed In Battle With
Box Car Thieves

Council Bluffs, Ia, Oct. 1.-two
men were killed and two seriously
wounded in battle between detec-
tives and an alleged gang of box car
thieves when the officers raided the
home of w. A. Bennett. near here.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-10-15

Vienna.-In a raid on the sewess
for thieves who were suspected sf
availing themselves of those short cuts
up into houses they intended to RIB,
a number Of men were captured by
the police, after q fight with pis-
tolls. Women clad In black lights
were among them.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-10-15
Expect S10O,OOO,OOO
Loan e d Farmers

Washington, Oct. 15.-The federal
farm loan board expects to loan
500, 100000 to farmers by next
February, according to information
given Wednesday by the board to a
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-10-15
Sioux City Live stoclk.

Sioux City, Oct. 15.-The bulk Of
all sales ranged at $40 and $3.50.
Lights sold at $500 and $S.25. The
pig market was a little stronger.
Most of the lights sold at s7.25 and
Is7.50.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-10-15

Washington, Oct. 15.-President
Harding today personally took a
hand in adjusting railroad rates and
wages on a new basis in hope that il
would aid in reviving industry. Pres
ident Harding called the public group
of the railway labor board to Wash
ington and personally took them 10
the office of the interstate and COM
merce commission for conferences.
The purpose of the meeting was a
broad consideration of the possibility
of an early adjustment of railroad
rates and wages in expectation that
il would contribute to Industrial re-
vival, the statement said.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-10-15
LOOKS LIKE A
RAILROAD STRIKE
EMPLOYEES FAIL OF OPPORTUN-
ITY TO NEGOTIATE WITH
EMPLOYEES.

Chicago, Oct. 15.-The powerful
railroad unions, turned down cold in
their efforts to negotiate with their
employers, must strike or back down.
A strike October so seemed certain.
What else is there left to do but
strike, asked w. G.. Lee, president of
the Brotherhood of Railroad Train
men, in response to a question as
the 500 general chairmen represent
ing two million railroad workers
staretd their deciding session today.
1t I was a betting man | would bet
there would be a strike, Lee said.
Confronted with the most serious re-
buff in the experience of railroad un-
ionism. the workers representatives
are in an angry mood. | do not see
how the roads have the nerve to sug-
gest another wage cut when they
know we have voted to strike be-
cause of the wage cuts last July. The
time for talking has passed, he add
ed. Railroad executives in session
here agreed to meet the union repre-
sentatives. They told them the exc
cutives had decided to go ahead with
wage cuts and make them effective as
soon as possible. This would not be
a violation of the transportation act,
il was pointed out. since disagree
ment between employers and employ
ees must arise before the case can
be taken before the railroad labor
board. Executives will cut wages,
unions will protest or strike and then
the case will be taken before the
railroad labor board. Union leaders
said they realized the strike would
not be popular since farmers and
business men as well as government
officials have said freight rates must
come down before normalcy can be
reached, and freight rate cuts would
follow further wage cuts.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-04-06

Shealy, Sarah U. S.)-LeXington.
Slice, J. H. G.. H. S.)-Chapin.
Spires, Elizabeth (J. H. S.)-Pel-
ion.
Stuck, Tirsa L. (J. v. S.)-Peak.
Swygert, Mary F. G. S.)-New
Rrookland.
shealy, Mary L. (E. W. s.)-Lees-
Vile.
Wessinger, Laura (H. J. W.T.
Chaplin.
Brown, Missouri a. CIV. H. b.
Woodford.
Banks, Sallie (Thos. c. B.)-Lees-
vile.
Banks, Addie (B. F. B.)-Leesville.
Berley, NJ. NJ. CIV. @. NJ. b.
Lexington.
Boatwright. Mary E. CA. J. b.!
Batesburg.
Bouknight, Georgianna (S. B. B.
-Leesville.
Berry, Elizabeth (J. f. B.)--Pel-
ion.
Calk, ADELAIDE &c. .)-LeXington.
Coogler, Martha O.. C.)-Irmo.
Cook, Sarah c. g. S. C.)-Swan-
sea.
Craps, Rosanna OP. r. C)-Gil-
| bert.
Dreher, E. J.-(E. J. D:)-LeN-
ington.
Derrick, Matte f. G. 4. D.
Chaplin.
Derrick, Lucinda f. CIV. r. d.
| Leesville.
Drafts, Ann Elizabeth Cd. NJ. d.
Lexington.
Earglc Nancy CA. l.. E)-Lees-
| VILE.
rther;dge. Uriah CIV. E)-Bates-
burg.
Fox. .'chn J. G. J. F.i-Lexing-
ton.
Gable, Jane (M. G.)-Lexington.
Geiger, Elizabeth E. (E. G.)-New
Brookland.
Gunter, Della (M. G.)-Batesburg.
Gunter, Amanda c. Cd. r. G)-
Leesville.
Gunter. Sarah J. (E. G)-stead-
man.
Hallman, Elizabeth (E. r. H.
Summit.
Haltiwanger. Margaret CIV. H.
Batesburg.
Haltiwanger. Ella J. S. w. HD-
Chaplin.
Hammond, Catherine G. H.)-Gas-
ton.
Harman, Mary e. Joe H.)-Lex-
ington.
Harman, Laura G. W. H.)-Lex-
ington.
Hendrix, Joanna Oh. W. H.)-t
Lexington. +
Howell. Charity E. J. c. H.)-1
Castor.
Hayes, Martha l.. CA. d j Ill.,
Leeesville.
Hook, Maggie Gemuel H.)-New
Erookland. i
Hutto, II. Ann (P. T. H.)-Lees-
vile.
Ininger, Frances G. \. I.)-Lex- ,
ington.
Jefcoat Lillian (H. f. JD-Ed-
mund.
Jefcoat, Alice (J. J.)-New Brook
land.
Johnson Mary Z. Oh. NJ. JD- {
Leesville.
Hammer. Julia y. C.. A. kD-
Lexington.
Kleckley, Ellen P. (s. G. KD-i
Lexington.
Kyzer. Missouri 4. Oh. l.. KD--
Edmund.
Kyzer Ellen NJ G. f. XII
New Brookland. j
Koon. Frances CIV. F. kD-Cha-
pin.
Leaphart, Amanda \. C. f. L.)-
Lexington.
Lewis. Naoma (E. II. LD-Stead-
man. ii
Leaphart. Nancy (J. =. L.)-Lees-
Vile.
Meetze. Lucinda J. G. M.)-Co- /
lumbia.
Meetze, Annie f. Cd. S. NJ .)-Bal-
lentine.
Mabus, Sallie (Paul M.)-Bates-> ;
burg.
Mack. Mary f. CO. ID. NJ .)-Swan-
sea.
Martin, Ann CIV. NJ. M.)-New
Brookland
Matthias. Mary c. 81. i. Nj. .)-l-"X-
inOtOn
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-04-06
"Cascarets;%if
Sick qBi|ious

Tonight sures&Let pleasant, harm
less Cascaret work while you sleep and
have your liver active, head clear,
stomach sweet and bowels moving
regular by morning. No gripping or in
convenience. 10, 25 or SO cent boxes.
Children love this candy cathartic too.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-04-06

man.
Myers, Nancy IT. H. M.)-New
Brookland.
Morgan, Oracle <. G. W. MD-
Leesville.
Oxner, Amanda (N. O)-Leesville.
Oswald, Emma D. (F. w. o.
Lexington.
Price, Laura NJ. &C. P.)-Gilbert.
| Rawl A. G.. CA. C. R.)-Stead-
man.
Reeder, Caroline C. w. RI
Lexington.
Roberts, II. F. Oh. p. R.)-Lex-
ington.
Roof, Henrietta f. Is. w. RD-
Lexington.
Sharpe. Susann Or. S.)-Gaston.
Sharpe. Hannah (Uriah S.)-Swan-
sea.
Shealy, Elizabeth L. (M. S.)-Sum-
NIT.
Shirley, Ada (Sam S.)-Columbia.
Sightler. Emma Z. (Scrotus 81
! CASTOR.
, Spires Rachael CIV. A. S.)-Lex-
ington.
) Summers, Priscilla G.. (J. H. s.
Peak.
Shull. Mrs. John John Slick
ington.
shull, r. W. Or. w. sD-Lex-
ington.
Stoudemire. Ann G. Ct. l.. So
Peak.
Swygert, Mary G. g. S.)-Irmo.
Taylor, Oracle 81. D. T.)-Lexing-
ton.
Taylor. Mary Jane on. r. IT,
Gilbert
Taylor, Rebecca c. Casper T.)-
Leesville.
Turner. Frances (James T.)-Bates-
burg.
Taylor, Sarah Ann-Lewiedale.
Vansant, c. A. (H. B.)-Irmo.
Waters, Laura (John W.)-Samaria.
Wessinger. Mary r. Oh. J W.
Chaplin.
Wiggers. Mary H. Is. J. WD-Cha-
pin.
| Willis Sarah Edgar W.)-Lees-
Vile.
Wise, Sophia (James W.)-Gaston.
Wilson. Mary G. CA. O. W)-LeX-
ington.
| Welch, Nancy c. (N. W.)-New
Brookland.
Amick, Mary c. &c. A.)-Lexing-
ton.
Argo. l.. A. Oh. A. .)-Swansea.
Black, Caledonia CIV. E. B.)-Gil-
bert.
Boozer, Ann o. (L. H .B.)-Lexing-
ton.
Brown, l.. D. Ct. E. B)-New
tBrookland.
! Buckley, H. f. Oh. E. B.)-Cha-
pin.
Caughman. S. Ellen g. NJ. Co.
Lexington.
| CLANCY. Marcissus Games C)-Pel-
! ion.
t Clocus. Catherine Oh. C)-Irmo.
| Craps, Mary Jane (Sim C.)-Lees-
Vile.
Corley, Louisa CIV. A. C.)-Lexing-
ton.
Dean, Jane D. IS. p. D)-Pond
Branch.
/ Dillinger. Mary a. Oh. A. D.
Cayce.
Dorrity, NJ d. Ct. f. D.)-New
Brookland.
| Dunbar. Julia (Jim D)-PeliOn.
! Fry. Frances Cd. FD-LeXington.
Frick, A. S. CA. S. F.)-Chapin.
Gardner, Elizabeth (E. G.)-New
Brookland.
George, Edna A. Cd. L. GD-Lex-
ingtOn.
Gunter Nancy Gilmore G.)-Bates-
burg.
Gregory. Martha-LeeSville.
Hall, Ellen (E. H. .)-Leesville.
J. Harman. Jane r. (F. J. H .)-LeX-
ington.
Horsey. Mandy G. wesley Ill.,
Castor.
! Harris Georgia (W. p. H.)-Bates-
burg.
| Hoffman, Fletcher-Swansea
Kyzer, Lucinda U. j. k.)-l-eN-
ington.
Langford. Sebian CIV. L.)-Lees-
vile.
Long. Elizabeth (J. L.)-LeXinS-
ton.
Lindler, Amanda \. CA. p. L.)-
| Lexington.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-04-06

SchOfeld, Henry C.-PellOn.
Shealy. P. Wash-Gilbert.
Smith, John W.-Leesville.
Stuck. C. Melvin-Peak.
Tavlor. John J.-LeNington.
Vansant, Addison-Leesville.
wannamaker, J. NJ. O.-Sandy
Run.
wessinger, j. Dan-Chapin.
Warren. Frank A.-Leesville.
Wessinger, J. Austin-Chapin.
Younginer, Noah-1rmo.
Buckley, S. Frank-Chapin.
Buckley, J. Porter-Chapin.
Ruff Thomas J.-LeXington.
Clemons, Observation-Disclosures.
Cron1er. j. Albert-LeXington.
Cook, Wilgot-New Brookland.
Corley, J. Paul-Lexington.
Craft D. Elmore-Swansea
Derrick, H. Calvin-Little Noun
tain.
Derrick, Jacob J.-Chapin.
Dreher, John A.-1rmo.
Epting, D. Lep-Gilbert.
<Eargle, ]. William-Peak.
Edwards, Joab-Florida.
Frick, ]. Elisha-Little Mountain.
Fulmer, w. W.-Little Mountain.
Gable, William-LeXington.
Hall, Franklin-Batesbur
Hartley, James C.-Pelion.
Howard, Isiah-Samaria.
Kneece, J. A.-Swansea.
Kyzer, w. Elias-Pelion.
Langford. Lewis J.-Leesville.
Leaphart, Walter A.--Lexington.
Lucas, John A.-Sandy Run.
Matthias, John M.-New Brookland
Miller, Ruben WI-Lexington.
McGrady, James W.-New Brook.
land.
Oswald, Lenord-Gilbert.
Pound, James H.-Gaston.
Price, Levi-Gilbert.
Price, George W.-Giibert.
Rauch, c. S.-Lexington.
Rawl, Phillip I.-Batesburg.
Ricard, John D.-Batesburg.
Roof, Thomas J.-LeXington.
Rucker, Chas. D.-Swansea.
Summers, H. Pink-Peak.
Shuler, J. L.-Irmo.
Summers, Jacob K.-Peak.
Sturkie, Zachariah-Gaston.
Swygert, Enoch-Leesville.
Weed, Wade T.-Irmo.
WOMEN.
(The initials in parentheses are
those of the soldier from whose SER
vices the widow draws pension.)
Amick, Mahala (J. J. A.)-Leesville
Barr, r. e. Cd. T. B.)-Gilbert.
Boozer, Margaret (Wesley b.
Lexington.
Bundrick, Frances John A. b.
Peak.
Bouknight, Sarah A. on. T. b.
Gilbert.
Craps, Elisa G.. w. CD-Leesville.
Cannon, Rosa NJ. G. J. C.)-Little
Mountain.
Caughman. Catherine CIV. F. Co.
Clemons, Edna (Ruben C)-Lex-
ngton.
Cumalander, f. \. (J. S. CD-Cha-
Din.
Cook, Priscilla (E. E. CD-Lexing-
on.
Craft. Jane G. (J. r. C.)-Swan-
;ea.
Crout, Mary CIV. c. C.D-Gilbert.
Derrick, J. Elizabeth Uohn S. d.
Drafts, Polly c. @. F. DD-Lex-
ngton.
Dykes, Carolina f. (Thos. d.
swansea.
Dooley, Sarah Oh. T. DD-LeXing-
on.
Epting, Mary A. &. Cd. r. E)-
Chaplin.
Fields, Oracle a. Gohn S. F)-Lex-
ngton.
Franklow. Mary 4. q. A. F.)-
Gilbert.
Fetner, Elizabeth 4. CIV. D. F.)-
Iew Brookland.
Gunter, Mary CIV. H. G.)-Stead-
nan.
Gunter, Manerva (U. X. Co.
Hallman, E. G. Geo. H.)-Gilbert.
Hook, Frances E. (William RI
New Brookland.
Kleckley, Rebecca Oh. w. k.)-
lexington.
Koon, Ann E. CIV. w. K.)-Gil-
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-04-06

Ricard, Debbie Jane (H. S. ~
Leesville.
Risinger, Debbie-Leesville.
Rankin. Alice Gilmore R.)-Lees-
Vile.
Snull, \. NJ. (Ben S.)-New Brook
land.
Sharpe, Ellen (J. r. S.)-Gaston.
. Shumpert. d. p. Cd. p. S.)-Gas-
ton.
Sentertiet Mary Is. r. S.)-Sa-
maria.
Sharpe, Julia Ann (B. S)-Gaston.
Shealy. Amanda CIV. r. So
Batesburg.
Shealy, Kate l.. (M. 4. S.)-Bates-
burg.
Shumpert. Margaret ON. p. So
Edmund.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-04-06
PENSION ROLL FOR
LEXINGTON COUNTY

LEAuVUlWN VUON1 l
Following is the roll of pensioners
for Lexington County, as prepared by
the county board Of honor and for
warded to Walter E. Duncan, comp
troller general, as required by the new
law.
= It is not yet known what amount
the pensioners will receive, as the ap-
portionment cannot be found until the
rolls of all the counties are IN the
hands of the comptroller general and
a division is made. Some counties
have not yet filed their lists, and until
all have complied it cannot be told
what each will receive.
AS soon as-the checks are received
by Probate Judge Drafts, due notice
will he given in the paper, so that in
terested parties can receive their
money.
The list is as follows:
MEN.
Able. Carson-Steadnan.
Adams, Thos. H.-Leesville.
Alberton, James-Gilbert.
Alewine, James A.-Steadman.
Alewine, Wesley C.-Leesville.
Amick, J. Wesley-Lexington.
Bouknght, A. Pink-Leesville.
Brooker, w. T.-Swansea.
Calk, ]. Albert-Lexington
Caughman, P. H.-LeXington.
Corley, George M.-Lexington.
Corley, J. Sim-Lexington.
Corley, Noah F.-Lexington.
Craft, T. Walter-Macedon.
Grim, Vandy V.-Swansea.
Drafts, Geo. S.-Lexington.
Drafts, Henry E.-Gilbert.
Dreher, George L.-Leesvllle.
Epting, Drayton I.-Chapln
Flake, John W.-Stall.
Gable. E. E.-LeXington.
Gable, Godfrey N.-Lexington.
Can't, John E.-Pelion.
Can't, Samuel C.-Steadman.
Geiger, J. W.-New Brookland.
George, S. Preston-Lexington.
Gross, Simeon M.-Lexington.
Gunter, Virgil-Pelion.
Harman, G. M.-LeXington.
Hall, Gideon-Steadman.
Hallman, Daniel J.-Gilbert.
u.,1noan Emanuel-Lexington
Haltiwanger, D. Kelly-New Brook
land.
Haltiwanger, Joe L.-Chapin.
Hare, D. T.-Summit-
harmon, George W.-Lexington.
Harman, M. D.-Lexington.
Harman, Theodore S.-Lexington.
Hendrix, James E.-Lexington.
Hicks, r. I. N.-Lexington.
Hook, A. Luther-New Brookland.
Hutto. Hiram-Pelion.
Jefcoat. Samuel W.-Swansea.
Jumper, Daniel A.-Gilbert.
Kelly, Godfrey J.-Lexlngton.
KIeckley, ]. Tonl-LeXington
Koon, D. Luther-Chapln.
Koon, Samuel W.-Chapin.
Kunkle, Henry D.-Lexington.
Kvzer. G. Walter-LeXington
Kyzer, Jacob F.-Steadman.
Kitchen, P. M.-New Brookland.
Kyzer, John T.-Pellon.
Lee John W.-New Brookland.
Lewis. Thomas J.-LeesVllle.
Lewis, George W.-Gilbert.
Lever. D. Crockett-Chapln.
Jindler. Isiah A.-LeXlngton.
I,owman, j.. Lot-LeXlngton.
I,owman, S. Observation-Disclosures.
Matthews, W. E.-Leesville.
MAYER, George U.-Little Mountain
Meetze, NJ. S.-Irmo.
Price, Calvin-Gilbert.
Rawl, James E.-LexinSton.
Rawl, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Roof, Ben J.-Lexington.
SAWYER. John T.-Batesburg.
shumpert, Jacob A.-Pelion.
Sightler, T. M.-Gaston.
Slice, Sam N.-Chapin.
Sox. Emanuel G.-LeXington.
Stoudemire, J. A. W.-Peak.
Sem, Levi-Lexington
Smith, Thomas C.-Gilbert.
Taylor, 4. R.-LeXington.
Taylor, Henry W.-Lexington'
Taylor. Jefferson-Leesvllle.
Taylor, Lodwick-Gilbert.
Wingard, George W.-LeXington.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-04-06

Schneider, Cummings John ST.
Lexington.
Sturkie. Calvin r. C. r. S.)-Gas-
ton.
Suber, G. E. C. B.)-Irmo.
Strickland, w. Fl. CIV. H. So
Swansea.
Shirey, Elisha-LeXington
Wingard, Willie ct. E .W)-Lex-
ington.
Wright. Jane D. H. W)-New
Brookland.
Wise, Henrietta J. W.)-Pelion.
Watson, Lavina (J. E. WD-Lees-
vile.
Younginer. Virginia CIV. Y.)-lr-
mo.
tinker. J. G.. q. G. Z.)-LeXlng-
ton.
The Washington times., 1921-11-18
fT Was Almost Doubled Up
With Pains in My
Stomach" He Says.
WASHINGTON MAN NOW
[ IN TOP NOTCH HEALTH.

Indigestion and constipation are
bad enough when they first start but
when you almost double up because
sof pains in your stomach it's time you
did something to relieve It and relieve
1T quickly. 1 thought at times that
indigestion could be easily overcome,
but soon found out differently. My
appetite failed me, i became nervous
and irritable and I was badly .consti-
pated. Even the llghtest kinds Of
foods would cause gas to form In my
stomach and burn like fury. When I
Say + suffered, I'm just describing II
mildly" said Coust Bakaris, Washing
hon restaurant man, whose address Is
given below.
Doctors tried to help me by giving
me first one medicine and then an
pther, but although / waited patiently
Il failed to get results. Not until |
tried taking Phos-Pho Nitanine at
Ameal time did l begin 10 see any
Ehange in my conditions And at the
END OF the week, just a few days after
n started the treatment. | was simply
happy as a man could he. Ny bowels
Mere no longer ConStipatei. although
II hadn't taken a syn of a laxative
hlv digestion wds working smooth as
81 wcil.oilc1 ma h're, and | VAS eating
bnore than any pe'srn who same into
EGa RS. aurpNt. Irleve me. II Is
ba ghty hard to g ly around tom dtng
-icu,ls when you've hceu dieting for a
long time. would just wade into
steaks. vegetables, hot cakes and
The Washington times., 1921-11-18
GhhEAR!!D. : rs,
><6& BILL PRICE
bx BILL PRICE
THE DELIGHTS.

From Hackensack aud Kadiak,
From Athens aud from Rome,
From any place mud everywhere
That they call Home, Sweet
Home, .-s...,
They've been elected delegates
To come to Washington
And grdvely gass and resotute,
And hare a lot of fan.
For something like "a flock OF
hours
They'ce been a-pdssiag IN
To see car handsome President ~
Ahd grab han, by the fin,
And say "Kqz,nk is for you
strong,
If you shotld r,n AGAIN.,
While Warren murmurs "Thon1O-
much"
And sighs some no,o and then.
And BY and by they'll hat the trail
For Shank aud Wahpeton,
And in the good old home 'to1on bed
They'll rest each aching bone,
And tell the fellcrs ,oho drop IN, -
ooh, sure, the trip tcus "grand?'
And pet they'll be advertising
To beat the proverbial band.
GEM BLOSSOM.
The Washington times., 1921-11-18
ADVERTISEMENT
restaurant Man Tells HOW
TO STOP CASE OF INDIGESTION

anything wanted to eat without suf-
fering the least bit. feel a thousan nd
per cent better In every way, and I'm
certainly glad that Phos-Pho Vitamine
convinced me Of it's merits in this
pleasant way" concluded Mr.. Bokaris,
337 First street n. e.
He Is but one of the thousands who
have taken Phos-Pho Vitamine tablets
at meal time. The volume of popu.
larity enjoyed by these little tasteful
tablets Is built on the recommendation
of thousands OF people. You can't
take Phos-Pho Vitamine without tell
Ing people about the way you feel: you
just become joyous when your suffer
Ing ends and you feel your appetite
coming back, your old strength re-
turning and the feeling of pep you
know when you were kid.
Science produced Phos-Pho Vitamlne
for the benefit OF just such folks. And
when chemists put them up in con.
centrated tablets the medical world
took. a long, step forward. Not until
it's benefits had been conclusively
proved did the Irving Laboratory
place it's envlable name on each orange
colored carton in which Phos.Pho
itself--The Irving Laboratory, OF
Wheeling, w. Va, guarantees the
highest quality and purity.
Just slip one of these tiny tablets
on the end OF your tongue today. Chew
down on IL or take Il with. water, Just
80 YOU get II miNed up with your
meals. and YOU viii realize in a few
DAYS just what T. means to feel good.
Note-lf YOU i've out of town we
will gladly nay postage on bottles OF
so genuine rhos-Pho Nitamine tablets
Nn recc!nt Of ~ plus &c war tax. We
yuHrantcn ihcss to come from the ma.
ionallv inoNn Irving Laboratory.
hacked ~ their original ora nge colored
cartm.-Peoples uD Drug Stores,
The Washington times., 1921-11-18
The prohibitionists will never
be fully satisfied so long as the
JUG remains in JUGO-SLAVIA.
DREAMING ABOUT OMAR.

Say. Bill, all this discussion In
II. and s. about omar, dear Sultan
of the Persian Song" has caused
me to have terrible nightmare.
] dreamed that Mr.. Volstead and
Mr.. Bryan were in a dark alley
fighting over a bottle of p hooch.
when suddenly the ghost of the old
philosopher of the grape mater:
ialized on the scene and Indignantly
dashed the filthy stuff from their
hands. Then the old Tent.maker
drew from his hip pocket bottle
of Welch's Grape Juice and offered
1t to the two thirsty ones. At this
point l awoke and found that my
throat was very dry, and so l went
into the bathroom and took a drink
out of the spigot.
F.. ]. SCHWAB.
The Washington times., 1921-11-18

The secretary of the Volunteer
Fire Department of Mt. Rainier
writes that the Mt. Rainier fire
men will stage another one of
those banouets and turkey draw
ings next Monday evening in the
town hall. He thinks it wouldn't
be complete without the fans of H
and in attendance.
The Washington times., 1921-11-18

Well. three more States have
voted bonuses for their service
men aud women. II looks as II
the service men Of the District
have a fat" chance Of reward,
doesn't Il?
w. Il. w., University Club.
The Washington times., 1921-11-18
PUNISHMENT FOR BIGAMY.

Dear Bill: The penalty for having
two wives is a prison sentence, but.
seriously, Bill, isn't the guy who
takes on two mothers-in-law in for
sufficient punishment?
KY STILL.
ct would appear that such euv
would be a very busy individual II
he should happen to live where he
was convenient to both of the alleged
mothers-in-law, but these bigamist5
generally violate the law in widely
separated communitiesD
The Washington times., 1921-11-18
HEARD on + STREET.

Cake-eater-What brought you to
these circumstances. liquor?
Bum-Nope, l went broke tryin'
ter buy all the new style collars as
fast as dey came out.
- - JOE CARANFA.
The Washington times., 1921-11-18
JOYS OF THAT TRAFFIC JAM

Twas ten on the Potomac,
No street car was i'm sight,
Autos were damned like timid sheen
All huddled up In fright.
The nerves Of we poor mortals
Were getting badly strained,
As on Virginia Railway cars
A horde of us entraincd.
For VIC were going inerrily,
With song on our lips,
When, 10! we hit the traffic jam,
What good were paper slips:
After we waited ages
0Ialf hour by the clOclN.
We bottled our rOund-trip fares
To Arlington we'd walk.
Oh, Joy Of joys, it's soothing
To buy your rOund-trip fare,
Then have to walk and mediate
Ger it when you get there.
{. G. LEE.