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The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
PEORIA WINS
9Th STRAIGHT
BY rs SCORE
Marquardt Is Master of the
COlemans.

Peoria, ILL.,, Aug. 27.-Peoria
made it five wins in a row and
complete sweep of the series with
Terre Haute by winning yesterday,
to 8. Marquardt allowed nine hits
but was master of every close sit
uation. Wright twirled for the Tots
and was hit hard and often. Evers
had a perfect day with the willow,
hitting four out of four trips to the
plate.
The score:
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
MINNEAPOLIS AND
GREEN BAY SEEK
GRID FRANCHISES

Chicago, Aug. 81. = Omitted
Press,)-Th American profession
al football association meets here
today to draw up schedule for the
1921 season. The applications of
Minneapolis and Green Bay. Wis,
for association franchises will also
be considered.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
MIKE DUNDEE WINS.

Aurora, ILL.,. Aug. 27.-Mike
Dundee of Rock Island beat
frankie. Schaeffer of Chicago
last night in a furious battle
Over five thousand who had
gathered in the Sager open air
arena to see four battles, in
GLIDING one between Pal Moore,
the Memphio flash. and Sam
my Mandell of Rockford were a
unit in declaring the Dundee
Schaeffer bout the star go OF
the evening.
Moore earned a shade over
Mandell.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27

IN 19-INNINC
BATTLES O2
Double and Single in Last Round
Brings Defeat to the
BlOemers.

Bloomington, Ill, Aug. 27.-Bash-
ang's double followed by Mann's
single broke up a great battle of 10
innings in favor of Evansville yes
terday. Antchison was strong In
the pinches. Quinn became wild IN
the 18th and was replaced by Mil
Ter. The game abounded in sensa-
tional fielding and was the most
brilliant played here in many years.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
YESTERDAYS HERO - Fo

YESTERDAYS HERO - Four
strSight for the Giants from the
league leading Pirates.
''SHUFFLIN' PHIL" DOUGLAS
turned back the Gibsonites for the
second time this series.
HAMILTON held New York to
five hits but a screaming triple by
Frisch, scoring Bancroft, made
them worth more than Pittsburgh's
10.
BABE RUTH was held hitless at
Detroit, after hitting safely in 26
consecutive games but the Yankees
Wans
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27

singled to center and both scored
on Lords long double between left
and center. Johnson lifted a re-
sounding smack to the center
fence, scoring Lord. Benson singled
to center by Schweitzer's pop up to
Barrett brought the curtain down.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
Indians Defeat Senator's.

Cleveland. Aug. Washington
trotted out a pair of wild men yes
terday and the Indians held first
place with to victory. Erick-
son and Courtney walked six bats
men and hit another one in the
third and fifth innings, in which
the Indians scored five of their six
runs Two doubles by Iris Speak
er in those rounds helped runs
across. Mails issued eight passes
and was relieved by Bagby in the
ninth. Score:
washington ...--..........S 6 2
CAcfSIduQ ....-0 U
Batteries - Erickson, Courtney,
Schacht, Acorto and Charity;
Mails, Bagby and O'Neill.
Aurora, nl-Pal Moore, Mem
phis. Tenn, bantamweight, was
given newspaper decision over
Sammy Mandel, Rockford, Ill, in
their 10-xound bout
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
UUU UIU IUU UUU UUU- UUU 10
Bloomington
600 200 600 600 COG 600 o.

VVU lVO OVV VVV VVV VVV
Two-base hits-Callahan, Martin,
Kelly, Basharg. Stolen bases
Sykes, Martin Sacrifice hits
Speraw (2), hitchison, Sykes t2),
Woehrs. Double plays-Speraw to
Mann to Kelly, Callahan to Har-
kins, Brownlow to Coltrin, Miller
to Harkins to Coltrin, Aitchison to
Martin to Mann, Coltrin to Brown
low to Sykes.
Left on bases-Bloomington, 10:
Evansville, 9. Bases on balls-Of
Quinn 2, Bogart l, Miller 4, Aitchi-
son 4. Struck out-By Quinn 3,
Miller 4, Aitchison 1. Umpires-
Tannehill and Hughes. Time of
game-3:10.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
JOHNNY ROSE
BEATS BRkNTS
His Pitching is Responsible for a
3 to 2 Victory by Cedar
Rapids.

Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Aug. 81
Although the Bunnies made i've err
rors to their opponents one, they
defeated Rockford 3 to yesterday,
largely because of the superior
pitching of Rose. Three runs
gathered from three successive
singles an error and another sin
gle, gave the Dummies their win
ming runs in the fifth frame. The
ROckfOrd- Alb r II 2 A z
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three base hlts-Menze. TWO
base hits-Platte, Meme, Drew.
Sacrifice hits-Jackson, Goldth-
waite. Left on bases - Terre
Haute, II; Peoria, 5. Bases ON
balls-Of Wright, 2; off Marauardt
4. Struck out-By Wright, 4; by
Marquardt. 3. Umpires = Jacobs
and Copeland Time Of game
1850.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27

Ihree-base Eit-Iarey. TW0-DaSe
Observation-Disclosures, Benson (2),
Barrett, Lord. Sacrifice hits
Mack, Barrett, McCue, McWhorter.
Double pIays-Carey to Barrett.
Struck out-By McWhOrter, 8; Mac
key, 9; Ross, 1. Bases on balls
OF McWhOrter, 4; Mackey, /; Ross,
l. Wild Mackey, Ross.
Passed balls 2; Tate. Hits
OF Mackey, IN 31-3 innings;
Ross, z In > % innings. Umpire
Fitzpatrick. Time-2:0O.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27

Two base hit - Peyle. Sacrifice
hlt-Stoakes. Stolen Strong,
Nespo. Double plays-Crouch to
Stoakes to Jenkins; Peyle to Brant
to Strong. Left on bases Cedar
Rapids, 4; Rockford, 4. Bases on
balls-On Peyle. 2. Struck out-By
Peyle. 2; by Rose, 6. Passed ball
Stoakes- Umpire-Van Dine. Time
Of game-1:30.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
LEON MITCHELL
AND JOHN CADY
IN GOLF final
Rock Island Man Wins His Way 70
Last Lap By Defeating Brother,
Ardo Mitchell

CaGy. was / up on Mitchell at
the end of the first Is holes OF
the play this morning for the
golf championship of Rock Is
Land arsenal.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
Yanks Trounce Tigers,

Detroit, Aug. 27.-Ineffective
pitching by Ehmke and dumb field
ing on the part OF the Tigers en-
abled New York to win the opening
game OF the series. 10 to 2. Detroit
could do little with Mays when hits
meant runs, Miller and Cobb each
made circuit drives, Cobb's inside
the park and Miller's over the left
field wall Score:
New York IA 2
Detroit 2 &
Batteries - Mays and Schang;
Ehmke and Bassler.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
HOSE TRIMMED
BY BOSTON, So
Both Clubs Play Bad Baseball, But
the White SOx Show the
Worst Form.

Chicago. ILL.,, Aug. 27.-Boston's
Red Sox and Chicago's White Sox
played some bad baseball out at
Comiskey park yesterday after
noon. But Chicago's Sox were
worse than Boston's, and as a re-
suit Harry Frazee's boys won the
contest, to 4. Neither team play
ed the baseball of which it is capa-
BILE Score:
Boston IL 1
Chicago 13 2
Batteries - Jones and Walters;
Hodge and Schalk-
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
SPEED MARTIN
is INvINCIBLE
His Pitching Enables Cubs to Cop
II to 3 Victory From the
Dodgers.

Brooklyn, Aug. 27.-Speed Mar
tins reluctance in the matter Of
letting the Robins plaster the ap-
pie and the Bruins habit of whal-
ing everything the Brooklyn pitch
ing staff had to offer made it a
simple matter yesterday for the
Cubs to startle the world with a
II to victory. Score:
R H. E.
Chicago .....-.......... ~ 16 0
Brooklyn Z 2
Batteries Martin and Daily;
Ruether, Mullins. Schupp. Smith
and Miller.
Giants Again Trim Pirates.
New York, Aug. 27.-The New
York Giants reduced Pittsburgh's
lead to three and a half games
here yesterday when they won the
fourth successive victory from the
league leaders. The Giants played
remarkable defensive baseball be-
hind Phil Douglas, who pitched
after only one days rest. Three
double plays helped to pull Doug
las out of holes. Bancroft's pass,
Frisch's triple and Young's infeld
single scored the Giants run.
Score: r. E.
Pittsburgh ...........1 10 0
New YORK l
Batteries-Hamilton and Schmidt;
Douglas and Snyder.
Braves Drop a Series.
Boston, Aug. 27.-Boston lost its
fourth straight game to St Louis,
6 to 3. McQuillan was hit hard
and was taken out. Pertica did
we'll up to the seventh, when the
locals threatened and North reliev-
ed him. Score: R. H E.
st. Louis IL 2
Boston L
Batteries-Pertica, North and
Dilhoefer; McQufllan, Ffllingim and
Gowdy.
Luque Tames PhfI1ies, 7-2.
Philadelphia, Aug. 27.-Adolpho
Luque's great hurting proved too
much for the Phillies in the fourth
of the series at the local park yes
terday afternoon and the Reds
romped away with 7-2 win. The
Score: HE.
cincinnati ................7 II l
Philadelphia ..............2 8 3
Batteries-Luque and Wingo;
Winters, Smith, Wilhelm and Hen
line.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27

GAMES SUNDAY AND MONDAY.
Rockford Mt Rock Island.
Cedar Rapids at Moline.
Terre Haute at Evansville.
Peoria at Bloomington.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
ThrPe.Eye LeagUe.

YESTERDAYS RESULTS
Three-Eye League.
Evansville, 3; Bloomington, z.
Peoria, Z; Terre Haute, 8.
Cedar Rapids. 8; Rockford, 2.
Moline, 10: Rock Island, 4.
National League
Chicago, II; Brooklyn, 3.
St Louis, 6; Boston, 8.
New York, 2: Pittsburgh. 1.
Cincinnati, Z; Philadelphia, 2
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Boston, 5; Chicago, 4.
Cleveland, 6: Washington, 5.
New York, 10; Detroit, 2.
St. Louis, Z; Philadelphia, 2.
THE BOSTON BRAVES chance!
Of coping were rendered practi
cally nil by the Cardinals fourth
straight taken at Beantown.
URBAN SHOCKER won his sew
enth' straight victory when h
turned back the Athletics. rs
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27

All the news all the time-The
Argus.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27
Browns Trounce Athletics

ST. Louis, Aug. 27.-Philadelphia
was easy for St Louis yesterday
afternoon, the Browns pounding the
opposing hurlers to win, z to 2.
Shocker was effective after the first
inning Score.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-27

THE CUBS made II hits. beating
Brooklyn, IL to
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-03

TACOMA. Nov. 3.-Therc II no
doubting the fact thst yestcr-
days visit of the seattle Flying
squadron Ia this city heIpod ma
tcriaily 10 promote tjse cause of
friendly cooperation between Tn
coma and Seattle.
The seattle party OF 81 business
leaders, under the chairmanship Of
Robert s. Boyns. came TO town In "A
special intcrurban car at noon and
was entertained at the members
council luncheon OF the Tacoma Com.
mercial club.
when tho meeting began. there
was a family distinguishabIe air Of
mistrust and suspicion lowering lin.
geringly. like the forenoon fog out.
side. over the proceedings
ITS. Lyle. president Of the Taco
ma Commercial club. and Henry A..
Rhodes. merchant. were the Tacoma
speakers. Both dweIt upon the need
OF true cooperation between the
cities. Both expressed Tacoma's de-
sire TO cooperate. Both added MFR.
Lyle by inference and Mr.. Rhodes
In frank. outspoken speech---that
when the two cities did cooperate.
Tacoma should expect Seattle to be
fair in the division Of the fruits OF
the enterprise. In the past. Mr..
Rhodes declared bluntly. Seattle has
not always been fair.
FOG LIFTS
INSIDE AND OUT
Mr.. Boyns, Kenneth Kerr and Ma
than Eckstein were the Seattle
speakers. They pictured the whole
puget sound district as being one
busneas community in fact. and as.
serted that It's people should work as
one. They pointed out the great re-
sources available for joint develop
ment and many specific ways for ef-
fective work together. All asserted
that Seattle stands ready to go the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-03

Today. proposals of other cities, In
California and elsewhere. are being
considered. and Seattle probably will
lose an industry whose potential pay
roll and advertising value are vir'
tually unlimited.
Why?
Because. according TO Thomas Il.
Polk, president:
ut is impossible for a new industry
to get flnahcial assistance in Seattle.
You can get moral support and
hearty encouragement from the men
with money. yes. but when II comes
to finances needed to carry a new
business over the hump-nothing
doingr'
The Polk.Hueber company. located
at Spokane st. and Pacific highway.
manufactures an automatic wind
shield swipe invented by Henry
HueDer, Seattle man.
This swipc. which is operated by
suction from the engine Of the auto.
mobile. is the only one manufactured
In this country that wipes the en-
tire width OF the windshield, thus
giving full range Of vision to the
driver and other occupants Of the
front seat
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-03
BOY SLAYER TO
KNOW HIS FATE
Decision Today in "Mur.
der" Trial of 6-Year-0Id


CHEHALIs, Nov. 3.--"My mind
Is made up" II was the calm. de-
liberate voice of John Peters. father
Of five stalwart sons, who came
10 town out OF the Big Bottom
country east OF here with his
youngest lads dying words burning
in his memory: Papa. you must
do something about this or he will
kill some other boys"
II have made UP my mind" said
Peters. "What the judge says will
be final. shall bear no grudee
in my heart against the boy that
shot my little hoy. and have
drilled my other boys to abide oy
what the court decides and keep
their heads"
Some time today Judge w. A..
Reynolds will hand down his dc
cision. He will decide whether
7-year-old Herbert Coleman is do.
linauenf boy and what caused him
70 shoot and kin 9-year.old Lynn
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-03
URGES
MAYOR
VI 7 0!
City Jurisdiction
Over Telephones,
Light and Gas Is
Given Up


Declaring that more than rs 900
home owners In Seattle win be placed
AZ the mercy cf the large public usll.
ity corporations II a council bin
passed two weeks ago is permitted 10
60 into effect. Carl Ii. Reeves. super.
intendent OF public utilities. urged
Mayor Caldwell Thursday 10 vsto the
measure.
Caldwell promised to act Thursday.
the ordinance abolishes four i'm
portznt positions In the utilities de-
pArtm<ns. and surrsndern the city's
Jurisdiction OVER the telephone. gas
and electric light compa anies. accord
ing 10 Reeves.
The state tepnxtmeut of pubslc
works. which ha& PRIMARY juris4iIcr
tson over tbs p0hlic uli1Ifies r0wpornr
fions. has Always lacked fund. 10
control the companies. and II gencr.
ally requires long months Of waiting
before complaints can b. adjusted
and the welfare Of the public protect.
cd Reeves declared that IL the pres.
ent ordinance is not vetoed by shc
mayor. the Pacific Telephone Co. will
put into effect a measured service
system which VIII force the teic.
phone user TO pay By the number Of
times he uses the instrument
we believe" Reeves said. that
IN view OF the fact that the public
service commission has taken no act
10 prevent the installation OF auto
matte teiephoue equipment In Seattle
thn surrender OF jurisdiction. "
anopted a. the ctty's policy, would
opcrats as direct permission for the
telephone company 70 maintain an
Automauc telephone system on a
measured basis.
Reeves asserted his belief that the
operation OF the automatic telephone
system on such large scale as -
being attempted N Seattle " vir-
tuaiiy an experiment and that the
city should not by ~ acauiesccnce
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-03

Nothing to do TIL tomorrow
the fellow who wrote that song had
nothing on Jane and Katherine Lee.
the two little movie stars Appearing
In person at the Moore this week.
Outside OF golf. plano. singing and
school lessons. matinee and two
night shows every day OF the week.
Jane and Katherine are ladies OF
leisure"
When a star reporter called on
the Ice kiddics behind the stage at
the Moore Wednesday afternoon they
had just arrived at the theatrc-goif
sticks and all. They were quantity
dressed in dark red knitted MILDLY
suits and black velvet artist tam
hats.
/ Jane. who is 8, was born in Ham.
burg. Germany. and Katherine. who
IL older by two years, In Glasgow,
scotland. However. their home has
been in New York for some time.
Both prefer the movies TO the
stage.
vaudeville is all right" says
Katherine. but when we are work
ing in pictures we can live at home.
and we like that better than so much
travelling"
Yes" piped UP Jane. who Is just
as roughish off the stage as she Is
on. "and In pictures YOU get paid
whether you work or not"
Mrs. Lee accompanies the children.
She is a charming woman, and II
isn't hard to see why the kiddies are
not STACEY" and spoiled. She Is also
anxious to have the children back
in pictures, for then they can go TO
school. At present they receive
their schooling by correspondence.
A feature OF the act presented by
the Lee kiddies at the Moore this
week Is the final scene In which the
youngsters do a bit OF real emotional
acting. They are called upon to shed
tears. This they do without the aid
Of the glycerine bottle. They supply
REAL,-not REEL tears. Saturday,
after the matinee, ,Jane and Katherine
are going to hold a reception on the
stage for the children
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-03

The swipe works on anything with
a Windshield and a gas engine or a
compressed air tank. Ten OF them
have been tried on Seattle street cars
for the last four months with marked
success. They may also be used on
boats and other vehicles.
FIELD FOR SALE
IS UNLIMITED
The practicability OF the Polk.
Hueber automatic windshield swipe
has been proved time and again.
Motorists purchase II on sight. The
field for sale is limited only BY the
number OF autos. street cars and
trains In the country.
The swipe has been improved from
device OF "a to only two working
parts. II is fool proof" easily in
stalled. and cleans the windshield
and keeps II clean in any weather.
SO much for the swipe itself. II
appeals to the average person as a
splendid thing. The company is in
dorsed by leading bankers and others.
why are the Polk.Huebcr people
going to leave Seattle?
1--WE started in here II months
ago" said Polk. the president. IAN
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-03

the hf< party comes A. result
OF one Russell Dewey Hancoek's let.
ter to The Star. which stated that
lots OF us Kids have got dogs and
We all want 10 do something for kids
who are krippuled and haven't got
any homes Maybe We could have a
hir dog show and let the money all
go TO that Communities chest what
pays the bills in lots OF orfan homes
bet u~ seattle Kids could show Off
. million does-t we wouldn't
want any high.toncd ones just full.
biooded ours"
30. A. SAID.
IT'S DECIDED
80. as before stated. RS al been
decido<i.
The managers Of the cyrstal Pool
building say. Help yourself"
A. Mfllnrd. Jr.. executive secrNtsry
of tha Humane society. snys -Ftne
-~in my optniQn : mutt n = regular
dc6<--1ee1 ba<o ~ show.- a
e. II. Howell. trustee Of the Ken
mel club. sayx II like mutts-~let me
buy one Of the prises.'
Then along couea Sp>ieer = Huri-
but with brass studded black
ic~shsr dog collar Tor the "uwiie*t
mutt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-03

Piper 4 Taft makes little sug.
Kession about a collar with the win.
ncrs name engraved ON the name
plate. The Hon Marchc presents two
cartoons Of dog biscuits for n good.
looking family group meaning
pups neycrything There will he
more collars. more biscuits. kennels.
blankets everything for The big.
srst mutt. the iisties' mutt. thu
ugiies'. the prcttieat. the shsxxies' =
for most every type of mutt that
paraxie~ Seatts~'s streets
ALI. a BOY NEEDS
u JUST a MUTT
Nov. III . ~ nee1fs b own .
mutt. a. borrow = nSotl 10
costs nothing 70 enter the cen
ts~t. Ihs hjg perty cusses 1hnr~-
4 ~ nfDgnoGm ~ eveRlngs WHEN
: sn,a1l afsnbttsser ~ viii -
eAnewo1 t1ps pu&1)k - venw ~
purp <lnpeay. \ gFnn4 0arch
os uutts Win tsp off the eve
uimx'r celrbrnsios snd decide llhe
prize wInners.
Boys. slIl out the application blank
ard mall II 20 The star. Bring on
4 million mustx. The show is on.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-03
They put : womHn's head on
money and Ms been talking ever
since.


The school Of Experience charges
most for It's night courses
who'd make home brew II IT
wasn't against the isw'
The wonder Of the age is how
women hide IL
University OF washington has a
course In the Chinese language. IL
sayes trouble at the laundry.
One move TO enforce prohibition
would be to move British Columbia
RING FOR THE BLUE-LAWERS
seattle clouds generally stay
1t low level. are frequently
dis~ipzted and are most de-
eidedly wet It's . tough eli
mate.
an some people have for breakfast is
xrouch.
THE MARCH OF PROGREsS
Ned-De you remember the old
like about the rural gent coming
u town and blowing out the gas
when he went 10 bed tired?
Ted-Sure thing, and now he steps
- the gas, and the bIowouts are In
The wheels that are tired.
A sign posted up in a Wisconsin
saw mill reads: AThe saws are run
ning--no use to touch them to con-
vince yourself
dad. what Is a touching speech?~
asked Johnny.
One that prcccdes collection,
my SON. answered Dad.
feminine golf enthusiast is au-
'nority for the statement that some
~ her sister players are catty
enough TO be called golf lynx.