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The New York herald., 1921-01-07
UPPER RIVER RHINE
ALMOST GONE DRY
Traffic Stops and Fish Can Be
Caught by Hand.

GENEVA. Jan. 6.-The upper river
Rhine has virtually gone dry and there
has been no water connection between
Basel and Strasbourg since Novem-
Der IS. The hitherto extensive river
trade is at standstill. fish can be
caught by hand and dangerous sand
banks are piling up. Such situation
has not existed before in 120 years, the
records reveal.
Curious incidents are happening daily
Undesirable Germans expelled by the
French from Alsace and Lorraine now
are able to talk to relatives osl the op
posite bank from the middle Of the dried
up river. There is also some exchange
Of contraband goods going on.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
HOGS JUST PURCHASED
FADE LIKE SUNFLOWERS
IL Almost Breaks Negroes
Heart to Tell IL.

NEW BErNswicE. y. j.. Jan 6.--The
fate OF tot of hogs sold by Thomas
a. Mount Of cranbury to Harry Pear
son. a farmer OF Weston Mills. almost
overcamc a negro witness at the trial
OF Pearson's damage action in the SUI
preme Court to-day.
The witness. after exhaustlng an ex-
pressive vocabulary 10 convey to the
jury his Impression OF the sudden
malady with which 81 was alleged the
hogs were seized. declared that they
faded away and died Just like sunflow-
ers after the sun goes down
The jury returned verdict OF $1,000
for Pearson.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
Enright to Take Stump
to Deny Wave of Crime
RICHARD E. ENRIGHT, Police

RICHARD E. ENRIGHT, Police
Commissioner, announced yes
terday that he would take the
stump to speak against the re-
port that there is more than the
ordinary amount of crime in this
city. He will speak tonight be-
fore the Kings County Grand
Jurors Association and Tuesday
before the members of the Mer-
chant Truckmen's Bureau of the
Merchants Association.
The Commissioner will discuss
''the police problems of New
York city" and will answer all
criticisms of the Police Depart
ment. He also will tell what is
being done to prevent crime.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
JUGGLING AVIATOR IS
ARRESTED ON BORDER
Texas Ranger Makes a Pinch
and Sets Record.

gsLrEsToN. Jan. 6.--Border smuggling,
Nsxlcan Dad men AMI cattle rustlers
are an old story 20 Texas rangers up
ari down the RIO Grande. Ranger
Iackman. though. has set a new record
for ,he intrepid organization when he
HIinched" a low fying aviator for dis
tlrbins the peace.
According % JaCkman the aviator
uas iuKg inE bis plane up and down in
"dlsorderit manner" narrowly miss
.ng telephone wires and honsetops. The
ranger placed the alrnan under arrest
when the latter brought his machine
20 earth in a field.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
ANKLE WATCH SET
IN 500 LADY'S SHOE
Another Kind Has $40 Gold
Pieces in Heels.

North ADAMS. Mass. Jan. 1.-Two
pairs of ladies' shoes designed TO sell
at retail for 500 a pair and said to
be the most expensive ever made in
this State, were exhibited at factory
here to-day.
One pair is made OF patent leather
kid. with pure gold leaf lining and gold
undermining of all perforations. gold
hooks apd eyes and has $50 gold
piece inserted in the heel OF each shoe.
The other pair is OF tan with lining
Of bright red satin and n gold watch
of the wrist type inserted In the left
shoe just above the ankle.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
BOUDOIR DE LUXE FOR
BOSTON POLICEWOMEN
Suite in Pearl Gray and Gold
to HaUe Costly Mirrors.

BosToH Jan Ga boudoir at Police
Headquarters. a suite o, rooms finished
in pearl gray and gold. with expensive
mirrors. soft lounges and easy chairs.
was begun to-day.
This resiful spot IN the grim block Of
buildings that constituted the police adj
ministration centre IN Pembertor Square
is the department preparation OF the
advent of women to It's ranks
Pclicewouen We're authorized re-
Gently. examinations have been held and
u s expected 60 have the boudoir ready
BY. the time appointments are announced.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
PROVIDES FOR 600 POLICEMEN

Following tho recent refusal az ihs
Board Of Aldermen 10 provide special
revenue bonds for a years pay % 81
additional policemen. the Board ~ Es-
innate arranged yesterday by transfer
OF accounts 20 provide pay for 100 pa.
trolmen In addition TO the 600 provided
for in the 1927 budget.
The board also allowed the whole co.
to be appointed as soon as they have
completed their training, instead Of be-
ing taken on the force In lnstalmcnts,
as was the provision Of the budget.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
ANOTHER LAW PASSES,
VICTIM OF CRIME WAVE
Theory as Old as Newton's
Gets a Rude Jolt.

Special Despatch 70 TuE NEW YORK TIErALn.
SHARON. Pa. Jan. 6.--Thc famous law
OF the seamstross that YOU can get only
one shirt out OF three yards was re-
'versed in Farrell last night when u sneak
thief entered the yards Of Joseph Rein
sell and stole tho family wash
lie got fivc shirts out Of one yard.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
CARUso WITHOUT PAIN.
Fe,er Continues, hut Hi- Surgical
Condition ~ Reported satisfactory

Reports % the continued Improvement
IN the condition of Enrico Caruso were
issued yesterday from the tenor's apart
mcnt at tho Vanderbilt Hotel. In the
forenoon the six attending physicians
held their usual consultation and then
sent out the following bulletin.
'Mr. Caruso IL resting without pain
ffls fever etiii continues. but the surgical
condition y satisfactory"
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
ADMITS ROBBERIES;
HAS HOLES IN HIS HEAD
Chicago Court Told of $50, 900
Theffs From 200 Homes.

CHICAGO. Jan. 6.--Examination OF
McWhorter McGrath. youthful burglar.
who has confessed TO stealing $4,000
worth OF valuables from 200 north side
residences. shows. according TO Chief
Justice Harry Olson of Municipal Court.
'holes in the back OF his head in which
ones fist could be put.'
III happened TO pass dark house.
McGrath confessed 10 police. "i; wor
ried me so when | got home that l
couldn't sleep. Ofttimes | would get out
of bed and go back and rob it,"
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
cuRrnw ~ cnANroRD. y. ).

Until further notice all persons. in
cluding autolsts. found in the streets OF
crawford. y. j.. aftr 2 o'clock midnight
win be stopped by the police. and unless
such persons can give satisfactory ex-
PLANTATION OF themselves or are known to
the police they will be taken to head
uuarters Identification cards are 20 be
issued 20 'atc workers.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
CARVED STATUE ON SUNDAY.
shocked Mnssacbusctts Court In,-
poses $40 Fine on sculptor.

BosToN. Jan. 6.--For carving a statue
on Sunday, Leo Toscili, a sculptor OF
the Roxbury district, was fined $40 to-
day In the Municipal Court
Toscili who appealed. was charged
with doing unnecessary work on the
lords Day.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
STOLE 10 crs., GETS 10 YEARS.

KANSAS CRY. Mo.. Jan. "a rob-
berry netting him 1e cents cost Albert
a. Patters. 20 years old. sentence OF
rftecn years In the state Penitentiarv
when he pleaded guilty in Criminal
Court to-day. Patters participated In
sebblnE 9 grOcerv store.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
GIRLS PARENTS SUE
RUNAWAY MINISTER
U. s. Attorney to Seek Indict-
ment of Rev. Mr.. Densel
on White Slave Charge.
CALLS IT LORDS AFFAIR
Hannenberg Denies Eloping
Preacher Told Him of Al
legged Intimacy.

Elmer II. Geran of Clinton. n. j..
United States Attorney for the New
Jersey district. said yesterday that he
probably would place the case OF the
Rev. Cornelius Densel. formerly pas
tor OF the First Netherlands Reformed
Church cf Passaic, before the Federal
Grand Jury within the next two or
three days. The Rev. Mr.. Densel, who
has been sued for $1,000 damages by
Miss Trina Haunenberg. with whom he
eloped on last November u. also faces
another suit for slc.coo. which will be
filed in Paterson to-day by attorneys
acting for the girls parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. Marlnus Hannenberg.
The evidence which J. f. Holmes OF
the Department OF Justice obtained In
Passaic on Wednesday regarding the
alleged violation OF the Mann white
slave act by Densel was turned over
yesterday TO Frank stone. chief OF the
departments bureau of investigation in
Newark II Is not known OF exactly
what this evidence consists. but Holmes
talked with both the girl and the
preacher and also with several others
who arc said 10 have known something
about the case. The girl told him her
complete story. and Holmes said before
he left Passaic that he had obtained
admissions from the preacher Mr.
stone said yesterday that as soon as
he had sorted the evidence obtained by
Holmes he would forward IL to United
Statea Attorney Ceran.
In Clinton yesterday Mr.. Geran said
that he had not yet received the papers
from Mr. stone. lie said, however that
ne was familiar with the case through
the newspapers and that Il appeared 20
him TO be a case for the Federal Grams
Jury.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
Nem cixil suit Ready.

,rhe additional suit for $4,000 against
the minister which Attorney Joseph j.
Weinherger announced that he wouid
file IN Paterson allegeSl that Tn"
preacher nistreated Miss Hanrenbers
and Inundated her. that they were de-
lrlved of her services ia the household
and that Densel has disgraced the en-
tire Hannenberg family. In the attoT-
ney's office yesterday Mr.. Hannenbers
also denied n statement made by ths
minister In one OF the letters he wrote
70 Miss Hannenberg. Densel in this
misslvc told the girl that he had told
her father of their affair. and that MI.
Hannenberg did not object.
"He is a liar said Mr. Hannenberg
"he never told me anything about my
daughter. II he had | would have
knocked him down
Mrs. Hannenberg also declared that
she had never known OF any affair be-
tween the preacher and her daughter.
Miss Hannenberg said that the Rev
Mr. Densel had written TO her that ne
had so he could the more easily de-
ceive her and make her believe that her
father knew and approved. Concernins
her trip to Buffalo and other cities
with the minister she said;
'.The Densel family knew all about
the trip, and on the day he left Passaic
his wife and children kissed him good
by"
She said. however. that Pshe did no;
mean to imply that they knew she was
going with him. She also declared that
Densel had told her not TO talk TO he
parents about their affair. because. 9s
he said ut is the Lords AFFAIR
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
PASTORS Letter Published.

That part of the letter in which The
Rev. Mr.. Densel says he talked with Mr..
Hannenberg is as follows
you are undoubtedly interested In the
conversation had with your father yes
terday. 1t went fine. lie has no objections.
He thought it advisable not TO come too
often. II is better TO do just like last
Thursday. to go somewhere now and
then. Well. We'll take care OF that l
am very composed and calm concerning
this matter What he has told YOU | do
not know.
II am very glad I acquainted your
father with our secret. ! felt u was
my duty TO do il. Not only on my ac-
count. but on yours. my treasure. Now
ne can understand why YOU discard the
company OF young men and keep your
self in reserve. | can speak much more
freely now concerning you. i have done
this n long time already, as you have
heard. But j had to be careful at all
times. Later on ! will ask him il he
continuously sanctions our conduct In
the future. or IL he wishes us to make
changes in one thing or another j
promised him on my word of honor not
to do anything out OF the way, and he
believes me. You know have his con-
fidence. which I do not wish to violate.
'Now, dearest. l must finish. / rec
ommend you TO Gods keeping.
'Your loving X y y Cor.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
"Europe's Chronic Sickness
Due to Cermany's Quibbles,"
Writes Frank H. Simonds.

Britain's position delicate-wishing
TO make a market of Germany she is
withheld by promises to France.
A review of European developments
of vital interest to the whole world.
The New York herald., 1921-01-07
Claims Nation Is Breaking
Down Its Presidents and
Tells Reasons Why.

In an interview that is bound tC
create discussion, Mr.. Marshal
praises England's form of govern
ment, suggests single six yeal
term, modification of the primar!
plan, emphasizes the need of :
budget, favors full eight hour day
for government clerks, etc.
The Keota news., 1921-06-03
subserips,e. s2.se psr Year l. Adva.e,

Cohmbine School held their last day
program on Thursday evening. A
large crowd WAS present and greatly
enjoyed the speaking and singing by the
little folk.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stewart and Mr.. and
Mrs. Merry. Of WigRins. spent Sunday
at Keota. They had dinner at the D.
w. Schoonover home.
Miss Edris Warner returned home
last Monday from Riverdalc County.
Wyoming. where she has taught the
past winter.
Messrs. C. F. Dram. Oiin KeaslinR.
A. E. Cowel. A. H. Sanders and Tom
Bucher spent Monday fishing At Jack.
son Lake.
Ed Lubbock. Frank Turner and Earl
Brown. Of Denver. spent Tuesday and
Wednesday at the J. P. Krum home.
RAIDER Haworth returned to his home
at keota Wednesday. having finished
his first year at Boulder University.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. T. Jobbins spent
Monday and Tuesday at Buckingham
with Mr.. and Mra Harley Jobbins.
Mr.. and Mra. Murphy and little son.
Of Wiggins. visited last Friday at the
J. F. Cross home.
Mr.. and Nrs. B. e. Harkins. Of Sligo,
visited at the A. H. Curric home Sun.
day afternoon.
Mr.. and nra. Fred Lingelhach spent
Thursday and Friday In Greeley.
Just received: A nice line Of iadics'
petticoats at Krum's store.
Ed Burkholdcr made . business trip
to Greeley Wednesday.
The Keota news., 1921-06-03
NOTICE voR PUBLICATION
Ospose0e0t - ~ oassg3oe

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Aay a. 1871
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NsSel Ne(sssa. Aoos EsEisos. sevea Easssea.
< 2. D4oW9eD RaehAa.
The Keota news., 1921-06-03
Notice Of Annual Meeting

The annual meeting Of the stockhoId-
srs Of the keota Farmers Cooperative
Elevator Company will be held In the
+. 4 N. Hall At keota. Saturday. June
4. 1921. at o'clock. for the purpose Of
e'ecting officers for the ensuing year.
and for the transaction Of any other
business pertaining to the interests of
the company.
You are urged to be present and do
your part toward keeping the elevator
open for business.
n. L. Haworth, Secretary.
The Keota news., 1921-06-03
Silo Meeting June 4

Earle G. Reed. agricultural agent Of
the Burlington. and County Agent
Knapp. will be At Keota Saturday, June
=, and conduct . meeting to keep silo
ideas alive and have Mr.. Reed give the
Burlington's views Of our agricultural
development. It il possible that C. C.
Cignoux. sgriculturaiist Of the U. p.
r. r. will slso be present.
The Keota news., 1921-06-03
Notice for Publleatioa Isolated TFsee
Public Land Sale II

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Neaies b hsssey sIvsa that. = d!ssetsd by The
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have ceased hiddlaG N psssne askiaa ~ hi1h'
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loAa W. ctevA Receiver.
The Keota news., 1921-06-03
NOTICE voR PUBLICATION
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Nay 28. 1871
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The Keota news., 1921-06-03
Notice for Publieation n-Isolatsd Ir>es
Public Land Sale
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The Keota news., 1921-06-03

Take Kodak with you. Stanley has
them: also roll films and supplies. s2tf
Fostsss. Photoxraphes. Sterliag. Colo.
The Keota news., 1921-06-03
NOTICE V0R PUBLICATION
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The Keota news., 1921-06-03

whea yes look your best zee Fort..,
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-09-08
CHAIRMAN or RESERVE HoARp
WILL ATTEND THE MADE.lNE-
d cARoLiNAs SHOW.
THOUSAND BANKERS EXPECTED
Other Prominent Speakers, including
Senator Simmons, Expected to
Address the Gathering.

Charlotte, N. Ex-Governor w. P. G,
Harding, of Federal Reserve Board; ,
A. w. Mclean, former chairman OF
the War Finance Corporation, and
Senator Simmons of North Carolina,
will deliver addresses before a gath.
erins here of bankers of North Caro-
lima, September %, at the Made-in.
Carolinas Exposition, it was an
nounced at the executive offices of the
exposition.
Word H. Wood, president of the
American Trust company, and chair.
man OF entertainment for that day
will forward to 1000 bankers and blu.
siness men OF the Carolinas invita-
tons to attend as the guests of the
American Trust company. 1t is expect
ed that 500 to 1000 bankers and bust
ness men will attend. Four notable
vocalists who will be appearing on
the exposition musical programs will
sing at this banquet.
The announcement at the exposi
tons offices gave Mr.. Wood and the
American Trust company credit for
the working out of the plans. for the
bankers day. Mr.. Wood also will have
charge of all plans for the banquet.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-09-08
REDUCTION OF MILLION BALES
SHOWN IN THE DECLINE IN.
CONDITIONS FOR AUGUST.
NOW 100000 BALES CROP
Production Was Forecast Month Ago
at 100000 Bales, Based on the
Condition of Crop on July rs.

Neutrality-suspicious. in the condi.
ton of the cotton crop during August
caused a reduction Of 1,166,000 bales
in the estimated final production as
compared with the amount forecast
a month ago.
Production this year was forecast
at 1887, 900 bales Of 500 pounds gross
by the department of agriculture
which based its estimate ON the condi
ton of August rs, which was 49,;
per cent of normal, forecasting yield
of 1870 pounds per acre.
The production was forecast q
month ago at S,203,0OO bales, based
on the July rs condition Of the crop
which was SAT- per cent of normal
Last years crop was 13,439,603 bales
and the August 25th condition wa'
SIS per cent of normal. The av
erage condition of the crop on Au
gust 25 for the ten years, 1920, Il
67.7 per cent.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-09-08
DEMAND MADE BY
AMERICAN LEGION
CLAIM SEAT IN DISARMAMENT
CONFERENCE PROCEEDINGS
As MATTER or RIGHT.
MEMBERSHIP OVER 100000
The Legion Has For Some Time Been
Z Working on Unemployment Prob
lem OF the Ex-servIee Men.

Washington. - The American Le-
gion demands representation at the
international conference on disarma-
ment and the national conference on
unemployment.
John Thomas Taylor, vice-chair-
man of the legislative committee OF
the legion, announced that he has
made personal representations to
President Harding concerning the le-
gion's desire to have a part in the
disarmament conference.
Taylor informed the President that
the American Legion, with an active
membership of over a million vete-
rams of the worlds war, is most vi
tally interested in the problems OF
peace and war, and felt that it was
entitled to have something to say on
the question Of disarmament. Thus
far the President has not indicated
his stand in the matter, but it is the
hope of legion leaders here that he
will see fit to name as member or
the American delegation to the dis
armament conference either a legion
member or someone who can be count
ed upon to voice the views of the le-
gion membership.
The American Legion has been
working on the problem of the unem-
ployment of ex-service men for some
time and it is the desire of leaders
here to use the results of their efforts
in cooperating with the government
in the general movement to reduce
! idleness. .,,.-~,.,. rr,ssayAn., 81 ''
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-09-08
Generals Ask for Wnrlx.

Montpelier, France.-One hundred
Russian refugees recently answered
an advertisement of a vineyard owner
offering temporary work at grape
picking. Fifty of them were engaged,
among whom the owner was 'astound-
ed to find three former generals of the
Russian imperial army.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-09-08
Icoa svf.saoop

''Your new pianist didn't stay long"
Il had to lot him 60" said the man
ager. "As apt as not he'd be playing
q jazz selection when people we're dy-
ing on the screen. He wouldn't pay
any attention to the plot of q photo
play
Didn't, he offer an explanation r
"Oh, yes. He said circumstances
compelled him to- accept employment
in movie house, but he would be
blamed II he'd prostitute his intellect
BY looking at the pictures. Birming-
ham Age Herald.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-09-08
Redesmlno Trait.

II know I'm old, but I'm crazy about
you," stated Mr.. Moneybags. "When
I go I'll leave all my fortune TO you
II youn have me-"
Have you any bad habits2" asked
Miss Goldielocks, thoughtfully.
"Only that l walk In my sleep, II
you could call that bad habit"
you dear old thing. OF course I'll
marry you. And we'll have our honey
moon on the top floor Of some tall
hotel, won't wel'-American Legion
Weekly.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-09-08
Surgeons Job.

Collectors Of customs, beipN con-
stantly. on the watch for susugglers,
have certain demands which they re-
peat almost unconsciously, Not long
ago a tourist came ashore with a bad
ly swollen cheek.
'What have you tilere2" asked the
customs officer. pointing to the swell
Ing
AN abscess, SIR" vas the reply,
'Well,' said the officer, ilnpatientiy.
"Open it, please."-Boston Transcript.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-09-08
sEos. 7ca.6co For Candy.

= Washngten.--It cost the nation S54,-
100000 less to fill its sweet tooth dur
ing the last fiscal year than in the
previous year, according to prelimi-
nary annual statistics of the internal
revenue bureau, $40S,729.560 being
spent for candy in the year, as COM
pared with SAGE, $3.50 in 1920
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Armed Force Always Needed.

Washington. - President Harding,
speaking at the fail term of the open
ing of the Army War College, de-
clared that mo matter where the best
aspirations of the world lead us, there
never may be time without the ne
cessity of armed forces"