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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
FORMER KAIsERs POVERTY.

One might pity the sorrows of poor old man IL
It were other than the former emperor of Germany
He AYERS that he has barely enough income on
which to live and iaments that for 100 German
marks he receives in exchange but four Dutch
guilders, worth 40 cents each in American money
While we have no pity for the Hohenzollern be-
his present condition is far better than he de-
serves without doubt the sting Of his fallen estate
shas penetrated his soul. He has life but no longer
has he power He may have few sycophantc fol-
Covers still about him but he no longer hears the
shochs" Of the crowd. He is not heroic in exile be-
cause there never was anything heroic about his
character. He was a seventeenth century monarch
In the twentieth century His swashbuckng is ended
Though despite his complaints of poverty he Is vast
~ better off in possessions than niaety-nne hun
sdredths Of those he ruled.
1t is the contrast only that makes him poor and
that is the punishment he is getting. There was a
demand for his life We believe that he is being pun
iished more severely than he executed. His is
a6ondion that will cause no envy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
EDITORIAL OF THE DAY
MARY'S PHILOSOPHY.

(From the Minneapolis Trlbune.)
Here comes Mary Miles Minter to take fall out
of Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin and
all that noble company who made the Declaration Of
Independence. And Mary young movie actress at
that.
1t was the position Of the fathers of the republic
you may recall, that man has certain inaenable
rights among which 'life, liberty and the pur-
suit of happiness" That position was taken in 1875,
long before movies thought Of All these years.
this declaration of inaenable rights has stood TN
challenged, until just lately, when somebody cut in
with photographers quibbling on the last of the
three rights named. But 1t remained for Mary Miles
everyday movie fan knows is not photographer.
or phiologist, even professor of English. But
at least you will have to admit she Is philosopher
Somebody had dropped In to wax nqusitive about q
report she was engaged to be married. Mary met the
caller with a broadside Of her philosophy.
Il know better than to seek happiness" said
Mary Happiness comes to 1t stays away 1t isn't
ours to command. Happiness will come to me, am
sure but unsought"
Now what would Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin
Franklin and John Adams say to that, II somebody
were to get them on the ouija board7 What would
they think OF girl confounding their teachings and
averring that the pursuit of happiness is idle fruit
the other direction sort of leading happiness on? OF
course chivalrous father of the republic wouldn't
have to have more than look at Mary to that
happiness would pursue her, the minute she But
chivary and beauty aside. what would they say
about It?
Venturing a guess, one may say that IL Mary
were available when they had another Job of writing
get her for the part Of advisory stenographer in the
production And you may be reasonably sure there
wouldn't be anything in the show about pursuit of
happiness"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
GALLUP INCREASING
SCHOOL FACILITIES
FOR PRESENT TERM

Gallup, Aug. 26.-The board of
education of Gallup has outlined
the program for the years work of
the Gallup public schools and the
Mckinley county high school To-
Gated at Gallup. The board has ar
ranged for all schools to open on
September 1. so that pupils may re-
ceive their classifications and as
signments during the two school
days of the first week of the
month. All will be ready to begin
work on the regular course on
Tuesday, September 8, following
Labor day.
1t is the intention of all con-
nected with the schools to make
this year the best school year that
Gallup has ever known. The coun.
ty and city superintendent. and
the corps of teachers are very anx-
ious that an active Parent.teacher
association should be organized
this year.
Two new departments have
been added to the school xhis year.
A playground director will be EN-
ployed to look after the amuse-
ment of the children of school age.
The department of science and attn
letics has also been created. These
two departments have been added
largely because there appeared to
be a tendency on the part of pu-
pills to lose interest in school work
before they had reached a proper
age.
The new high school building
which is in the course of construc-
ton will not be completed before
the first of next year. With the
large increase In the population IN
Gallup in the past year the schools
will be unusually crowded until the
new building ia completed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28

IBedtin e Stories
For Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE
RoSEBERRY BUSH.
BY Howard B. CARTS
Copyright, 1921. by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.

Good morning, susiel Where
are you going this morning?"
asked Uncle Wiggily one day, as
he saw Susie LittIetail, the rabbit
girl, skipping along through the
woods
"oh, hello, Unsle wiggAyl"
laughed Susie. "I am~going to get
mo some red beads to make a
necklace for my doll Matilda APP
pleblossom Ricepudding."
"And whore are you going to
get the red beads to make neck
lace for your doll Matilda Apple
blossom Ricepudding?' asked the
bunny gentleman.
"off the roseberry BUSH" an
swered Susie, and away she
skipped, hippity hop.
"The roseberry BUSH" whis-
pered Uncle Wiggily to himself. 81
never heard of such bush! I
must find out more about it." The
bunny gentleman hoped along a
little farther and pretty soon he
met Jackie Bow Wow, the puppy
dog boy.
w iAplC dlO yOL 6O]iA6b oaNhiS
asked Mr.. Longears.
II am going to get some red
marbles to have a game with my
brother Petite" answered Jackie.
And where will you get the red
marbles, Jackie, to have a game
with your brother Peetie?" asked
Uncle Wiggily.
From the roseberry BUSH"
barked the doggie boy as he trot-
ted away.
HIM! This is very strange"
said the bunny rabbit. This rose
berry bush must be quite wonder
full. ! must see it," He hoped
along a little farther, and he met
Lulu Wibbiewobble, the duck girl.
Good morning, Lulu, where are
you going?" asked the bunny.
"Oh. hello, Uncle Wiggilyl"
quacked Lulu. II am going to get
some round red things, like hard
peas, to put In a rattle box for my
doll Priscilla Chocolate cake Sun
flower"
"And where are you going to get
the hard, round red things, like
peas, to put in rattle box for your
doll, Priscilla Chocolatecake Sun
flower?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
"Off the roseberry bush"
quacked Lulu as she waddled on.
Uncle Wiggily stopped and
twinkled his pink nose.
This is stranger and stranger
he said to himself. II really must
see this wonderful roseberry bush.
I'll follow my twink, pinkling nose
until / come to the animal chill
dren."
So Uncle Wiggily followed his
twink, pinkling nose, and pretty
soon he came to a little dingy dell
in the woods. There he saw Susie
Littletail, Jackie Bow Wow and
Lulu Wibblewobble. The rabbit,
the duck and the puppy dog were
gathered about a bush, picking
something from it.
"What have you there?" called
Uncle Wiggily. what is that?"
This is the roseberry bush,
where / am getting beads for my
doll Matilda Appleblossom Rice
pudding" answered Susie.
"And I am picking red marbles to
play with my brother Peetie,"
parked Jackie.
"And I am getting round, hard
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
HAPPINESS.

In Canada my childhood years
were spent. mid snow and rhine;
and though often I froze my ears,
I had a bully time. The winter
started in the fall and lasted
through the spring. and bitter tenn
pests used to brawl, but I would
smile and sing. For 1 was born
happy guy. my heart was full Of
glee, and January or July was all
the same to me. In Kansas long
I made my home; tits there the
wild winds chase; they blew the
ringlets from my dome, the whis-
kers from my face. A cyclone
hoisted me ct times and while I
rode the blast I jotted down those
cheer-up rhymes that made you
stand aghast. On Arizona's scorch-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
CRISP PARAGRAPHS

NEVER! SPIRITUOUS ATMOSPHERE!
That Nevada church metamorphosed from sa-
loon starts off with ready-made spiritual atmos-
phere!-San Francisco Chronicle.
o @ @ o
MOI HE WAS GOING BLIND!
The bathing suit who committed suicide
probably felt that he had seen all that worth
seeng,-Journal and Tribune Knoxville.
@ @ @ o
THEY DON'T SELL SMILES ANY MORE.
What this country really needs is a Three Smile
Limit,-Chicago Herald Examiner
o @ o 9
NO CLEVERNESS NEEDED THERE
pair of sharpers who took policeman into
their confidence must stand high in their professions
Omaha Bee.
THEY MIGHT LICK THE CONFERENCE.
What Spain would like is to have the Moroccars
invited to the conference and persuaded to disarm.
st. Louis Globe-Democrat
o o q
CAN 1T BE "CHEAPER?"
Pennsylvania fruit crop is reported low in guam
tity, but high in quality, and-who supply the
mysterious word Pittsburgh Dispatch.
o @ 9 =
WILL THE FTTTEST SURVIVE?
The French government is planning to teach the
art of flying to pupils in the common schools Gee!
Won't it be great going to school in France-Prov-
idence Journal
SOME DON'T SEE THE HUDSON.
Almost 100000 of New York's population are
foreign born and large percentage of the natives
do not know there is anything west of the Hudson
Indianapolis Star.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28

ever saw you" howled a harsh
voice, and out popped the Woozie
Wolf.
"Oh, dear mel" cried Uncle Wig
gily.
Don't be afraid" barked Jackie.
'We'll drive the Wolf away!"
How can you?" asked the
bunny.
wen throw these hard. round
red bullets at him from the rose
berry bush!" cried the three ami
NAL children. And, picking off the
hard, round red seeds. they threw
SO many at the Wolf. hitting him
on the nose and toes that he
howled, Wow! Ger-umphw and
away he ran.
my goodness! A roseberry bush
is very useful | must have one at
my bungalow" laughed Uncle
Wiggily. Then he helped Susie
pick red beads, he helped Jackie
gather red marbles and he picked
red rattily things for Lulu. So
everybody was happy except the
Wolf with sore nos.
And If tn little chicken doesn't
try to swim like duck and cry
"bow-wow!" instead of NEW
mew" I'll tell you next about I'm
Gle Wiggilys shower bath.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28

red things to put in a rattle box
for my doll Priscilla Chocolate
Sunflower," quacked Lulu.
Then this must be the roseber-
ry BUSH" said Uncle Wiggily.
at isl" laughed the animal
children. And when the bunny
drew near he saw that 1t really was
a rose bush, from which all the
flowers had been picked. In place
of the red flowers now grew round
red berries, or Seeds just right to
make into beads, marbles or rat
tie box things.
We'll" laughed the bunny.
1--WE heard of rose bushes and
berry bushes, but this Is the first
time I ever saw a roseberry bush"
But this isn't the first time ]
ever saw a roseherry bush"
But this isn't the first time ]
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28

&c lower to unchanged, oats were
nc to 5s higher and provisions
ranged from unchanged to Csc
higher with the biz gains confined
to lard,
Until thirty minutes before the
close wheat prices averaged lower
with pressure from cash houses
one Of the chief factors. But re-
ports OF a million and a quarter
bushels sold for export coupled
with a falling off In winter wheat
receipts and an experts estimate
that so per cent OF that grade had
left the farms. proved too strong a
combination for the bears.
Toward the close there was
sharp buying, some of 1t against
export sales and some credited to
eastern interests. Shorts were
driven to cover and 1t was thought
that not all Of them gained shelter.
The recovery in the final hour
amounted to more than cents.
One of the export reports of the
day was sale of a cargo of 225, 900
bushels Of Pacific coast wheat to
Ireland at $3.50 c. l. I.
Corn and oats were dull on
change, but in fair demand in the
cash market. price changes were
almost negative. In corn commits
sion house buying of September
and selling of December tended to
widep the discount.
Steady hogs ut the yards. export
sales of lard and some buying Of
the latter by packers worked an
easy but moderate advance in pro-
visions. Trade in ribs and pork
was, however. pather light.
Closing prices:
Wheat Sept, $1.21; Dec,
$122%,
Corn--Sept., b4%c; Dec. b4%c.
Oats--Sept., 34Bc; Dec, 3SAc,
Pork-Sept., $17.10.
Lard-Sept., $11.25; Oct, $11,37.
Ribs--Sept.. 50 20; Oct, 1917.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
RIPPING RHYMES
By WALT MASON.

ing plain I dwelled year or more,
with ella monsters in my train,
and rattlesnakes before. My pelt
dried up and wrinkled off beneath
tn burning rays, but l was still a
cheerful toff, and I had happy
days. If one is born the child Of
mirth, no ills can stop his song, not
all the ordeals Of the earth can wilt
him very long. It is a rare and
wondrous gift, the cheerful frame
of mind. that sees the heavy cloud
banks drift. and knows they're sill
yer lined. There is no envy in my
heart for gifts that others own;
they may be wise. they may be
smart, and in their class alone; and
they may scale the shining heights
that I can ne'er achieve, but am
warbling days and nights. while
they cave round and grieve.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
HARDING's WISE SELECTIONS.

s President Harding's selection OF Senator Henry
Cabot Lodge member Of the American delegation
TO the disarmament conference expected by peo-
pie familiar with the presidents practical devotion
TO principle. There has been not little chortling
among certain critics of the administration who
Thought they had discovered signs warranting a
conclusion that the Massachusetts, senator to be
sqnbbed In this connection But 1t foregone that
there would be senatorial representation the Am
srican delegation and the logical thing was to invite
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
LEGAL NOTICES
SPECIAL NOTICE

81 INt<nA 1NOlkSGs
The Board of County Commis-s
sioners will meet the 10th day Of
September az the county court-z
house at Old Albuquerque at the
hour OF 10 o'clock in order to give
the county chairmen of the three
political parties--the republicans.s
the independent. and the demo-.
Gratis. an opportunity to have their.
lists of election judges present at
that time, so that the County Conn
missioners may select out of the
list three qualified persons fors
each precinct In the county to act
as judges of election for the cons:
ing election. which will be held
the goth day of September. 1921.ss
for q United States senator.
FRED CROLLoTT,
County Clerk.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28

When the quantity of food taken
is too great or the quality too rich,s
sour stomach may result and espe-s
cially So IL you are constipated.
Eat slowly, masticate yevr fopsls
thoroughly, eat sparingly cf fas&fa.H
Let fully five hours elapse oetweeys
meals and when you feel ggilrSs45
and weight in the stomach gftsr9
eating your supper. take che o
Chamberlain's Tablets. and tn nlass|
cases sour stomach may be avCIdeasa
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
CHICAGO PRODUCE.

Chicago, Aug. 27.--Butter and
eggs unchanged.
Poultry-Alive, lower. Fowls,
15@24c; springs. 23c.
Potatoes-Receipts 100 cars.
Market steady. Idaho and Colo
RADIO round whites, sacked. $2.65 q
275; Utah and Nebraska Early
Ohios, $2.40@2.50; Minnesotas.
$2.00@2.10; Wisconsin cobblers,
$3.50 @2.65,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28

Evening services under direction
of young people. Lynn H. Fox,
leader. Miss Grace Stortz will
sing. 20 God of Help in Ages
Past" at the morning service.
Wednesday evening - TopiaaI
Twelfth chapter of Romans.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
VERSE OF TODAY,
HOMEWARD

The birds are flying South once more
To Summer, and to You!
Against the gray of leaden sky,
And shivering forest low they fly,
Like fairy ships their course they ply,
/ watch them fade from view.
And You, whose smile' is summer sum-
Whose voice Is June-time's song,
If morning to Your window bring
weary bird with trailing wing
oh take him in, and bid him sing,
He bears my heart along!
Eleanor Duncan Wood in Leslie's
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
LIBERTY BONDS.

New York, Aug. 27.--Liberty
bonds closed: 3hs. $3.50; first As.
$S7,66;I second Is, $3.50; first
AIS, $S7,s4; second 4As. $S7.74;
third AVS, $91,s4; fourth ANS,
$S7.96; Victory 3%s. $9S.76 bid;
Victory 4%s, $9S.7S.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28

Broadway and Lead avenue.
Thomas r. Harvey, pastor. Phone
'1s18-M. Residence, 1920 East
Gold avenue.
Bible school at 9:45 a. m.
Rally.
Evangelistic services at II a. m.
aid 8 D. m. Three choirs will sing
at evening service under direction
of R. NJ. Chambers of Semenary
Hill, Tex.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
Immaculate Conception Church.
(Jesuit Eathers.l

- Sodality mass, Z a. m.
Children's mass, $3.50 a. m.
Late mass and sermon by the
Rev. Thomas McGrath, 10 a. m. y
Evening service at 1880 o'clock.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28

Forty years of constant use 10
the best proof Of the effectiveness
of Whites Cream Vermifuge for
expelling worms in children or
adults. Price. S5c. Sold by all
druggists.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28

The Park Ave. News.
Weather. Fearse.
Spoarts. Last Wensday the In
visibles was practicing In the park
for their next game with the Park
Wonders and they lost the ball and
couldent find it agen, proberly on
account Of some tuff looking kid
helping them look for it q vile
and then going away with suddin
bump under his shirt.
Poms by Skinny Martin,
Tee Hee.
o it don't take mulch to make gerls
laff
Or mulch to make them smile,
But 1t don't take absilootly eny-
thing
To make them giggel vile.
Things You Awt to Know. Cats
always land on their feet by bal
ancing theirselfes with their tale.
For this reason 1t IL considered
crool to cut off cats tale without
its consent. Lights travels thou
sands of miles a minnit. but most
people think too .lmutch OF their
comfort to wunt to travel that fast
even II they could.
Exter! Artie Alexander Almost
in a F'ite! Exter! Some freckle
face kid with a tern up nose start
ed to get fresh with Artie Alixand-
err last Satidday, and IL he hadent
of looked like sutch a good filter
Artie would of cracked him a
shot.
Sissiety. A serprize party was
gave to Mr.. Lew Davis on his
berthday last Wensday, witch he
knew about 1t for a week before
but he looked as serprized as pos
sible out of politeniss. Amuna
those present was Mr.. Benny Potts
Mr.. Artie Alexander, Mr.. Charles
(Puds) Skimkins, Mr.. Leroy Shoes
ter. Mr.. Sid Hunt, Miss Lorettei
Mincer, Miss Mary Watkins and
Miss Maud Jonson.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
St. PauI's Eng. Lutheran Church.

Ots HAuA ALh6s LutiiCtNh NAuA~he
Sixth street and Silver avenue
Arthur M. Knudsen, pastor. ?
I 9:45 a. M, Sunday school.
Glasses for all ages. A. w. Krae-
mer, superintendent.
IL a. m.--Morning worship.
Message on THE Kind Of Christian
Needed Now" Choir anthem,
praise Ye Jehovah" (Wilson).
$50 p. m.--Sunday school work.
ers' meeting in the church parlors.
p. m.--Christian Endeavor
meeting. Topic, 1.-THE Ten Conn
mandments in Everyday Life"
Leader, Miss Della Danielson.
5 p. m. - Evening worship.
Message on when Ignorance Is
Power" Anthem, Our Holy Lord
and King" (Havergal-
For the week: Meeting of church
council at church; Wednesday, g.
p. M. prayer meeting; Thursday.
$3.50 p. M, Ladies' Aid society
meeting in social rooms at church.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
NEW YORK COTTON.

New York. Aug. 27.--Spot cotton
steady. Middling. 1850.
Cotton futures closed strong.
Oct, 1850; Dec, 1898; JAM, 1s;
March, 1919; May, 1920.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
FIRST conversational church.

Coal avenue and South Broad
way. Harold S. Davidson, minister.
Residence. 626 South Walter street,
Sunday school at s:45 q. m.
J. D. Jones, superintendent.
Union services at "a. m. and
s D. m. at the Broadway church.,
The Rev. w. s. Vanderpool will
speak.
Christian Endeavor meeting at
u m
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
Bible Students.

The I. B. S, A. win meet at
Moose hall as follows:
Wednesday night at 7:45 o'clock.
Friday night at 7:45 o'clock.
Sunday afternoon at 3 o'clock.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
Central Avenue NJ, lhuL.. I

Central avenue and Alno street.
Rev. w. S. Vanderpool. IT, or.
Sunday school, GAS u. ~ G
Union services II a. m, and s.
p. m. at the Broadway Christian
church. The Rev. Vanderpool will
preach at both services. q
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
M. u. Church lsnnnishl.

West Central avenue, opposite
court house. T. Ogilvie, paNnr.v
Parsonage, 210 South sixth street.
Phone 257-J. -
10 a. m.-Sunday scho4, J. We
Santistevan, supt
II a. m.-Preataing by rastor9
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE.

Chicago, Aug. 27.--A generally
strong close marked the end OF the
week on the Chicago board Of
trade today. Wheat registered net
gains Of Ike to &c. corn finished
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
Christian Science Society.

woman's Club building. e1S
West Gold avenue.
Sunday services at II q. m.
Wednesday testimonial meeting.
8 p. m.
Sunday school for all UP to ~
years, 9:45 a. m.
The reading room in Room O.,
Melini building, 412h West Central
avenue, is open daily except Sum
days from $3.50 to $3.50 p. m.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
NEW YORK MONEY.

New York, Aug. 27-Prime mer-
camille paper, to 6A per cent;
exchange heavy; sterling demand,
$3.6S1a: cables, $3.50.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
Emmanuel Evan. Lutheran Church.

Gold avenue and Arno street.
Carl Schmid, pastor. Residence,
200 South Arno street.
No Sunday school.
Annual Mission Festival at Beck
er ranch at 1880 a. m.
Services in morning In German
and 2:30 p. m. in English.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-28
Nazarene Church

Forester and Slate avenue. l.
l. Gaines, pastor, 905 West Fruit
avenue.
Sunday school at s:45 a. m.
Preaching IL a, m. and 8 p. m.
Y. p. S. at z p. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday at
7:45 p. m.
Women's Missionary society will
meet Thursday at 2:30 p. m. at Az
South Edith street.