Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-04-01
Inter Mountain
Editorial Hilites
Selected for Western Newspaper Union
Service by X. A. c. and &. b. w.

oo'cctou lot western Newspaper Union
Service by X. A. c. and G. b. w.
A conscientious objcctor" has no
business getting married. -McCammon
/ Qdaho) News.
Mccall will soon be an appendices
town. Except the Mlssourlans. And
they were born without any.-McCall
Udaho) Star
We can't understand why eggs
should be so high when they've fixed II
so people can't have egg-nogg any
more.--Mammoth (Utah) Record.
Oh, baby! AS we go TO press we ara
interrupted by the laughter, smiles and
cigars of Sirl Davis, who calls out.
Its boy. fellers, It's a boy."--Kays
vile (Utah) Reflex.
We are beginning to wonder IL our
friend the congressman Is going to
| run for reelection. The customary
package Of garden seeds has no,
shown up.-Vernnl (Utah) Express.
The man who gets mad mt what the
newspaper says about him should re-
turn thanks three times day for what
the newspaper knew about him and
ppressed.-Aberdee Qdaho) Times
When person finds that he does not
it In with a certain circle of acquaint.
lnce the wise thing to do is to fit out
again. A proper adjustment can al
ways be found elsewhere. - Price
(Utah) Sun.
1t is said to be Henry Fords ambi.
ion 10 furnish every family in the
United States with an automobile.
Good! We're in receptive mood
Henry. Send us Packard.-LNgan
tUtah) Journal.
A good many people have borrowed
money with which to pay their In.
come taxes. 1t is good for the small
man to know that the interest on these
loans will be exempt from income taxes
next year.-Fallon (Nev.) Standard.
Some Indiana high school girl grad,
1ates haze agreed on commencement
gowns In organdy Of quiet shade. il
compilations equally quiet can be man.
aged, decided reform will have been
achleved.-Idaho Falls Qdaho) Times.
Register.
This newspaper editor who will stOop
so low 10 cover Il fallen opponent with
slanderous and vituperative inventive
Is not fit to be in the society of men
who are trying to lift the profession to
4 higher and iOftier standard of ethics
Preston Qdaho) Citizen.
The latest issue Of the Utah En-.
tension News Gays: "Every lady in
Lehl has FORM" Well, well Why
brag? We go 'eu one better: Ever!
lady in Delta has form and figgeY
-non-skid detachable type. Debts
(Utah) Chronicle.
Somehow or other there appear to
be certain factions in Cuba not at all
willing to cOncede that the recent
presidential election there was any.
thing IN the nature of an actual land
slide, as regards Cuban public opin,
ion.-Butte (Mont.) Miner.
We were all young once and oui
parents and their associates were nj
times very much exercised for fear
that we would not come through al
right and much of their fears wert
groundless because we were safe In
not knowing as much cussedness as
our parents and their associates feared
we did.-Caldwell (Idaho) News.
Still, the time is not far away when
Idaho wooden mills will care for her
wool, when she will export butter
and cheese instead of shipping bulky
and cheap hay, when Idaho tiHAbei
will be converted into furnltLre-in
Idaho. And high freight rates will
help to speed that day.-Caldwell
(ldaho) Teibune.
Farmers sell wheat at less than
dollar a bushel and buy 1t back again
as breakfast food I'm fancy packages al
$25 a bushel. and the same is true of
corn. They sell hogs at fifteen cents
pound and buy them back at sixty
cents as bacon; not because they have
to, but because they want to.-Brlg
ham City (Utah) Journal.
Utahs legislature recently staged its
fourth fist fight. The latest bout, as
our sport editor would put 1t, was
pulled off between the city attorney
elected to enforce laws) of Salt Lake
City, e,,d member Of the legislature
elected 70 make laws). The Utah
legislature fighters quickly would de
nounce fist fighting among the people
they represent, and loudly would they
demand punishment, - Twin Falls