The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-12


The whole fund has been applied tht
candid farmers subscription and The Argu:
starts for his address today. But need a
least another So cents to insure his getting thi:
invaluable paper every day until fortune once
again beStows upon him pleasant grin. We
want that other 35 centses and were going Il
get it if we have to publish the names of those
we think should supply it. Durn it all, doesnt
the bible says something to the effect that if one
has everything else and not charity he's a fou
ball? The Rotarians have good slogan bu
those who read this colyum aren't living up tC
it if they don't kick in with their nickels
| GOSH We're glad this poor He'll" thing
started; it fills up so much space and
saves US a lot of brain fag)
Shall We Went! Yesa Amt 1t?
[From the Port Byron Qll) Globe.l
Look what comes!
Yes! From Oct 2 to 9 inclusive
You are all invited to attended the
mission given in ST Johns Baptists
church, Rapids City, III.
MARRIED. at Clinton, Ia. James P Suffer
and Bertha Tobey.
One concludes that he did.
TODAY'S Oddities in photography prize "a
crocheted map of Scotland) goes TO the Moline
Dispatch for Marlborough. The Dispatch re-
porter probably heard Scot pronounce it and
resorted to phonetic spelling. But in that case.
why did he omit the other two rs?
Page Andy Gump! Somebody's Putting
Something Over Him.
TFrom the Annawan IlI) Newsl
Miss Isabelle Dewey. William and
Edward Dewey of Camp Grove, who have
been visiting their grandmother. Mrs. j.
c. Dewey, for few days, returned home
Tuesday Uncle Fenno Dewey whom
they affectionately named Uncle BIN"
took them in his car.
RELIABLE WOMAN AS HOUSEKEEPER
Reasonable Address 20. Pr, care Argus
Wantad.
If you need housekeeper take our tip and
grab her. a reasonable woman is hard to find
ASIDE to Unkie: Thanks for the sunshine.
Now II you've got any mooGshine -
WILL some bright contrib offer suitab1e
comment on the nuptials of Miss Rose SIeen
OF wheaton, Ill, and George Streitberger of
chicago? Quotations from Macbeth are barred
As, Frinstance, Lying Prone on the Beck.
lBushneH Corr, @Galesburg Republican
Register.l
Business was very quiet this Wednes-
day IN our city, but for all that the
travelling salesman very much in
evidence and you could see him from
many angles 49,.
CONCENTRATING the local high school
On the TACT that 26 freshies have enrolled the
Sherrard Bulletin remarks hopefully that this
seems to indicate that we may eventually have
hlgh school of almost hundred scholars"
Ihat s nothlng There were fifty scholars"
u the little red schoolhouse we attended 2S
years ago.
THE little red schoolhouse! There if we
Ire 10 believe those who wish they were bovs
esaln, we spent the happiest days of our life
BUT, as matter of fact, we spent some of the
most miserable days of our IN. o. l. niserahIe
existence. We were bounded day by day with
ne lear that our written lessons WouIdn,t he
marked "a hunderd"-a goal we never faiIed
o strlye Tor. The tears we shed over "eyarn
nauon papers would, if collected foat o.
ienderscns ferry. We were the target nf
sVery roughneck kid in school who IoVed to
ease and they did it ceaseiessly, because onr
'hys'cal prowess was nothing to be feared
IN winter we had 70 wear our sisters made |
'ver coat and the making over process nd |
lot eliminated the butterfly" sleeves Every |
nght we went home with blurred ewes FOL /
owed by the taunts and jeers of the others
ecanse we wore girls coat" All the DAYS
Fe mad 10 wear that double-dashed coat 10
cnool brought us more torture than If Nc
ad worn the Jacket described by Jack Jordon [
i his Star Rover. II we ever -ri-Ioa
70 could be boy again it was with inst ono
lea IN mind; and that was to go back and
ck the everlasting tar out of every lid in
chooi! iS Ao III
IF they ever let Ireland Join the Ieasna of
ianons the league policemen will be veIIins !,
~sA Coy! + E MIG.