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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-10-14
lost AND FOUND
HOW A CRAB CHANGES SUITS
He Withdraws Painfully From His Old
Shell and Then Quickly Grows
Another.

How does a crab grow? Does his ar
NOR increase in size to accommodate
his body as it becomes larger and
, larger? AS matter of fact it does
not the shell never alters at all. The
crab, like growing boy, requires a
new suit every now and then to cover
his growing limbs.
He grows slowly inside his shell, I'M
til Il day comes when he simply cannot
bear it any longer, says a writer. Then
he retires to the safest hiding place
that he can find, and Il curious process
begins. Grasping tuft of seaweed
firmly with his legs, he begins to move
his body about inside his shell. In a
short time a crack appears across the
back. Through this the crab gradu-
ally heaves out his soft body.
Then, after short rest, he sets to
work on the long business of unsheath-
ing his claws, legs and feelers, each Of
which is drawn out of it's armOred COW
ering, just as sword is pulled from
the scabbard.
Your crab is now the most defense
less creature imaginable; not only is
his body as soft as butter. but he is
quite unable to move, for the unshell-
ing process has completely exhausted
him. a
He remains perfectly still, trusting
that he is well concealed from foes.
And as he waits you see him growing.
There. was not room for much eXpan-
sion inside the shell, so he makes up
for lost time once he. is out, Of it. .~...
70. In. aeshort time a new shell begins
to form, and before many weeks have
passed he is as full armored as ever,
and seyeral sizes larger.
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fnine dress, says the Columbus Dis
patch. SO they accosted him and
found it was her. And Miss De Turk,
fitted out in mans cap. coat and
trousers and other apparel to match,
took a ride to the police station with
Mrs. Fisher and Miss Greer. There
she refused to solve the riddle Of her
masculine attire and was released on
bond.
r. IRAN an impersonator Of men char
acters, appearing at the movie thea
ters," she told the court. 1t then fol-
lowed that she had neglected to change
back into feminine dress after the
show. Judge Berry fined her $25
and costs for the oversight and babe
her remember that Shakespeare to the
contrary Notwithstanding, all the
worlds not a stage.
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Steel Barrels.


If the statements of the makers are
well founded, it is probable that steel
barrels will eventually take the place
of wooden ones. The steel barrel is
Composed of slaves of that material
locked together by an ingenious de.
vice 1.-The hoops and heads are also OF
steel. TITS claimed that the steel bar
rel is more durable and more compact
than the wooden one. AS 1t is said
to be lighter and cheaper, it has al
ready had favor in various quarters.
About 3OO.OOO,OOO barrels are needed
annually, in normal times, to supply
the demand in the United States.
Flour mills will use about 90,OOO,OO,
the sugar industry 40,O00,OO0, and the
cement industry .75,000,0OO. ~ -.t
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FOR SALE-FAkM
PROPERTY
WILL TRADE-2OO acres of land
near Bagley, Mimi, for car. A. j.
Wiltse, $40 Beltrami ave. 3t10-15

FOR SALE-Truck farm and build
ings, house, barn, chicken coop, ice
house, on banks of Mississippi riv-
err, ~ miles east of Opsahrs Wa
vile dance pavilion. Team of work
horses, 7 and years; harness, driv-
ing horse. Good wagon, double bug
gy, heavy and light sleighs, racks,
disc, spring tooth harrow, smooth
ing harrow, steel boat, fur robe.
Cow coming four years, heifer,
household goods. etc. Will sell with
or without stock and machinery.
For further directions, see F. M.
Malzahn or Mrs. N. A. LaDouceur.
5t10-16
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FOR SALE-6-room house. 2 lots,
Bemidji ave.; Broom house, 2lst
ST.; S-room house, 18th ST.; broom
shouse, Dewey ave-; 2 good lots,
Dewey ave.; 3 lots, Beltrami ave-;
house and lot, Nymore; l bort
auto, good condition. Several other
bargains in houses, lots and farm
land. Inquire j. Bisiar, 3O2 Bel
trami ave. GtlO-l5
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Doesn't Seem Right.

know Il man who is an enthusiasts
tic worker for the uplift Of others and
vet is not on speaking terms with his
own brother. l do not comment on
this. I simply mention it.-Louisville
COurier-JOurnal.
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CLASSIFIED Department
HELP WANTED MALE

- n ~ VI ~ > r. -sNNHI
WANTED-S Salesman with car to call
on dealers with low-priced 5000
II mile Fabric, and 10,OO0-mile Cord
tires; $4,000 week with extra
commissions. Burr Oak Tire Com
pany, Burr Oak, Mich. ~. 1t10-14
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GOVERNMENT needs Railway Mail
Clerks. Salary $133 to 1892 month.
Travelling expenses paid. Examina-
ton announced soon. Write for
free specimen questions. Columbus
.: Institute, Columbus Ohio.
4t 10-5-12-19-26
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Time and Judgment.
Because to every purpose there Is
time and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, S:8.
r. s.
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FRESH EGGS 39c per dozen, at
Troppman's Saturday evening from
to 10 o'clock; dozen limit to
customer. 1t1O-14
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BRIDGE Cable Woven In Place.

Bridge Cable Woven In Place.
The eighteen-inch cable of the
BrbUklynI bridge was woven in place.
It would have been practically i'm
possible tus hoist sit to. its present
position VIXEN complete. ,..4.
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FOR SALE-Plush coat, price SIS;
excellent condition. Phone 400.
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FOR SALE-Wincheste hammerless
shotgun. 1924 Minnesota ave.
Phone 513. 4t10-17
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FOR SALE-Clark Jewel, two-bur-
ner oilstove, cheap. Inquire at 81
Sixth st. 10-7tf
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WANT ADVERTISEMENT
FOR SAX

FOR RENT modern furnished
rooms. Inquire at sol Lake Boule-
ward. 81 ~, 3t1O-15
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Material for Pipes.

Corsica annually produces about
5000 tons of roots for the manufac-
ture Of briar pipes for smokers.
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WANTED-Paperhanging, painting,
and kalsomining. Phone 734W.
Self, E26th and Minnesota. 5tl0-l6
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WANTED-Room and board in pri-,
vate family for young lady in our
office. Call Mr.. Graham at 80, Ken
field-Lamoreaux Co. 3t10-14
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FOR RENT-Two light housekeeping
rooms, corner of 9TH st. south and
Washington ave. E. Young, N.Y.
more. 2t1O-l3
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WANTED-Girl for housework. Call
at 20 Tenth St. Phone STOW.
= \ 3t10-16
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FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Two Navajo rugs. In
quire at S14 Bemidji ave. 3t10-13
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FOR Observation-Disclosures rooms for
light housekeeping. Call after 5
p. M. 1218Es Bemidji ave. 2t1O-14
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WANTED

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. work after
4 D. IN. Write B. G., care Pioneer.
8{~@ 2t1O-14
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FOR SALE.-One Ford touring car in
good condition. Call William Car
isch at Koors Bros. - 6t1O-1S
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FOR SALE-1 4-foot cigar case.
Inquire at Ideal Pool Parlors.
4t 1914, 1913, 1O-11, 1915
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FOR SALE--L. C. Smith typewriter
in fine condition. Late model and
good as a new ono. Pioneer Sta
tionery Store. 3-17tf
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FOR SALE--Coropatlon seals. corpol-
alton record books with divisions
for minutes, articles of lncorpora-
tlcn, by laws, minutes for direc-
tors meetings, stock ledger, stock
certificate register, transfers and
dividend register. Inquire at Pio-
neer Stationery Store. 403 Bel
trami avenue. Telephone 1891.
3-1Stf
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WANTED-Woman wants to cook in
camp or restaurant. Box 1872, Be-
midi. 2t1O-l5
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FOR RENT OR SALE-Farm at Rice
lake. Thirty acres cleared ready
for crop. Plenty Of hay and wood.
Team of horses, cows, poultry,
farm machinery. Phone 900. Hotel
Markham. 1Ot1O-22
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Misunderstanding, inside finish
ing, ,refnishing floors and furniture
my specially. Can finish iron or
wood bedsteads while they are in
nightly use. Inquire B. Morrison,
Erickson hotel. Phnro I 90 c+1 n ~
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FOR SALE-7-room house, corner Of
18th and Park avenue, and one g.
room house on 9th and Irvine, by
owner. If interested, it will pay
you to investigate. Phone 226.
1O-12tf
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FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms at 10
Sixth street. 6t10-15
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HELP WANTED-FEMALE

WANTED-CHAMBERMAID. Mark
z ham Hotel. - 3t1O-17
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FOR SALE-One Hudson seal coat,
size 80; can be seen and tried on
at the Bemidji Fur Co. Price less
than half of wholesale price. 10-7tf
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w acknowledgements girl for gen.
eral house work. Inquire Mrs. P. j.
\ 'o'Leary, ZIG Minnesota nm ave:
~' ..''' >"' 3t1O-14
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FOR RENT--Large modern furnished
front room with large clothes closet
and storage room for trunks, etc.,
in connection. Inquire tbs Lake
Boulevard. Phone 817J. 1O-1ltf
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FOR SALE-Good heater, wood bur-
ner. Can be used jointly for cook
ing and heating. Will sell reason
able. Inquire 81 Sixth st. lost
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WANTED-Bight young lady to an
swer telephone and do general Of
flee ) work. State salary desired.
Apply by letter to Mr.. Nix, Ken
tield-Lamoreux company, Bemidji
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FOR SALE-zTwo-rooma house with
good basement. Two lots. West
end of Tenth street. Phone 486W.
49,. = ..~- '.,- 5t10-15
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FOR SALE-One 1O0-foot net, 2A
inch mesh, used once. Worth ST.,
will sell for 50. Inquire at 311 9th
st. or call 4S8. 4t10-l7
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FOR SALE-ClIY fNSSrrNas
FOR SALE OR RENT-New cottage
W. N. Weber, Phone 186W j.,
6t10-17
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The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1921-05-06
CHAPTER XIV.
Lost in the SKY.

Without effort at cOncealment I
FASTENED to the vicinity of our quar-
tiers, where l felt sure 1 should find
Kantos Kan. He was alone and
showed no surprise at my coming.
saying he had expected me much
earlier, as my tour of duty must have
ended some time since.
/ saw that he knew nothing of the
events of the day at the palace, and
when had enlightened him he was all
excitement The news that Dejah Thoris
had promised her hand to Sab Than
filled him with dismay.
1T cannot be-" he exclaimed. cit Is
Why, no man in all He'll
UNI but would prefer death to the sell
ing of our loved princess TO the ruling
house of Zodanga. She must have lost
her mind TO have assented to such an
bargain. What can be done,
John Carter? You are a resourceful
man. Can you not think of some way
to save Helium from this disgrace?"
IF l can come within swords reach
Of Sab Than" / answered. AZ can solve
the difficulty in so far as HeIium is
but for personal reasons
would prefer that another struck the
blow that frees Dejah Thoris."
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The 9ioht WAY TO Read.

The only way to read with any
efficiency is to read so heartily that
dinner time comes two hours before
you expected it, To sit with your
Livy before you and hear the geese
cackling that save the capital. and to
see with your own eyes the Carthagin-
ian suffers gathering up the rings of
the Roman knights after the battle of
Cannae and heaping them into
bushels; and TO be so intimately pres
ent at the actions you are reading of
that when anyone knocks at the door
it will take you two or three seconds
TO determine whether you are in your
own study or in the plains of Lom-
hardy looking at Hannibal's weather
beaten face-that is the only kind of
study that is not tiresome, almost the
only kind that is not useless-Sydney
Smith.
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COURAGE OF saMURAI TESTED
Boy of Twelve Forced to Show He
Was Not Afraid of Death by
His Own Hand.

| Sato told us stOries-the young man
who wanted the sword that he might
disembowel the Russians and not have
To bite their throats in the hand-to-
hand fighting
Then the story of the samurai boy
who must once in his life face death
make up his mind that he is TO die.
His own case. at the age of twelve,
coming home from school. 10 find his
great uncle and his mother all seri-
Gus, naked sword on a little wooden
rack, the house all in order.
To be told that he had disgraced the
family he had dishonOred his fathers
sword and killed a dog. He would he
given the privilege of committing hara-
kiri, for he was a samurais son.
His great uncle gave him an object
lesson, showed him how it was done
and told him TO proceed, wrapping the
blade in paper, that it might not cut
his hand, and telling him that he must
do as he had seen his great uncle do,
in earnest.
The boy begged for mercy. His kins-
man and his mother were immovable.
Was he afraid to die? If so. they
might help him. and the uncle put his
hand on his sword.
The boys tears stopped. He knew
his time had come and bowed. He
opened his dress, rubbed his abdomen
three times. He put out his hand and
grasped the sword. He knew no more
till cry of Mate" (Stop) brought him
to his senses.
The reprieve at last. An instant
more and he would have been dead BY
his own hand. Ee waited, dazed in a
death sweat. His courage had been
tested. He had faced death.-Asis
Magazine
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Kantos Kan eyed me narrowly be-
fore he spoke.
you love herr' he said. Does she
know it?"
she knows 1t. Kantos Kan. and re
pulses me only because she is prom
Used TO Sab Than"
The splendid fellow sprang to his
feet and, grasping me by the shout
der, raised his sword on high. ex-
claiming:
And had the choice been left to me
I could not have chosen more fitting
mate for the first princess of Barsoom.
Here is my hand upon your shoulder.
John Carter, and my word that Sab
Than shall go out at the poins of my
sword for the sake of my love for
Helium. for Dejah Thoris. and for you.
This very night l shall try 70 reach his
quarters in the palace.
Il only need to pass these guards
and 1 can do it. l know a secret en-
trance TO the palace through the pin
nacle of the highest tower. l fell upon
it by chance one day as | was passing
above the palace on patrol duty. If I
can reach the roof of the barracks and
get my machine l can be in Sab Than's
quarters in five minutes; but how am
to escape from this building, guard
ed as you say it is?"
GO to the roof of this building.
Kantos Kan, and wait me there"
Without stopping TO explain my
plans 1 retraced my way to the street
and FASTENED TO the barracks. l did
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would be discovered. and needed all
the time that I could gain.
Downing my trappings and weapons
FASTENED TO the sheds. and soon had
out both my machine and Kantos
kan's Making his fast behind mine l
started my engine. and skimming over
the edge of the roof l dove down into
the streets oathe city far below the
plane usually occupied by the air pa
troll. In less than minute / was set
Ting safely upon the roof of our apart
ment beside the asJonished Kantos
Kan.
1t was decided that I was TO try 10
make Helium, while KantOs Kan was
TO enter the palace and dispatch Sab
Than. If successful he was then TO
follow me. Bidding each other fare
we'll we rose together and sped in the
direction of the palace which lay in
the route which I must take TO reach
Helium.
AS we neared the high tower a pa
troll shot down from above, throwing
its piercing searchlight full upon my
craft, and a voice roared oHt COM
mand to halt. following with a shot as
1 paid no attention to the hail Kantos
Kan dropped quickly into the dark
ness, while 1 rose steadily and at ter
rife speed raced through the Marian
sky followed by a dozen of the air
scout craft which had joined the pU<-
suit, and later by a swift cruiser car
rying a hundred men and a battery of
rapid-fire guns. BY twisting and turn
ing my little machine. now rising and
now falling. l managed TO elude their
searchlights most Of the time. but l
was also losing ground by these tao
Tics and so I decided to hazard every
thing on a straight-away course and
leave the result to fate and the speed
of my machine.
Kantos Kan had shown me a trick
of gearing. which is known only 70 the
navy of Helium, that greatly increased
the speed of our machines, so that 1
felt sure I could distance my pursuers
if I could dodge their projectiles for
a few moments.
Gradually left my pursuers further
and further behind, and was just con
graduating myself on my lucky escape.
when a well-directed shot from the
cruiser exploded at the PROV of my
little craft. The concussion nearly
capSized her. and with sickening
plunge she hurtled downward through
the dark night.
How far fell before 7 regained con
troll of the plane l do not know. but 1
must have been very close to the
ground when l started to rise again,
is l plainly heard. the squealing of ami
mails below me. Rising again. I
scanned the heavens for my pursuers, /
and finally making out their lights far
behind me. saw that they were land /
ne, evidently in search of me.
Not until their lights were no longer /
liScernibIe did l venture TO flash my
title lamp upon my compass. and then /
found to my CONSERVATION that q
fragment of the prOjectile had utterly +
destroyed my only guide. as we'll as
MY speedOmeter. 1t was true I could /
ollow the stars in the general direc- /
ion of Helium, but without knowing +
he exact location of the city or the /
speed at which l was travelling my |
-kances for finding it were slim.
CTO BE CONTINUED
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Speeches and Lectures.

The late Champ Clark's services
were sought some months ago by a
small Western town that was under
taking to put one of those Chautau-
qua affairs over the plate.
I'VE would like to know" the chair
man of the committee inquired, ''how
much you would charge to come and
make US a speech"
Champ Clark named his figure and
added: I'll come and lecture, if
possible, for that amount, but it will
be a lecture. you understand, and not
a speech. 1 charge money for lectures,
but when / make a speech it is for
nothing"
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New Life for
Sick Man
Eatonic Works Magic

'I have taken only two boxes OF
EatOnic and feel like a new man. It
has done me more good than anything
else" writes c. Q. Frappir.
EatOnic is the modern remedy for
acid stomach, blOating. food repeating
and Indigestion. It quickly takes up
and carries out the acidity and gas
and enables the stomach 10 digest the
food naturally That means not only
relief from pain and discomfort but
you get the full strength from the food
you eat. Big box only costs trife
with your druggists guarantee.
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They Were Brave Men and Noble
Fighters, and 1t Grieved Me That |
Had Been Forced to Kill Them.

apartment in which were a number of
guardsmen. The walls of this room
were hung with transparent tapestries
behind which I secreted myself with
out being apprehended.
The conversation of the guardsmen
was general, and awakened no interest
I'm me until an officer entered the room
and ordered four of the men to relieve
the detail who were guarding the
princess of Helium. Now, / knew, my
troubles would commence in earnest
and indeed they were upon me all too
soon. for it seemed that the squad had
scarcely left the guardroom before one
of their number burst in again breath
lessly, crying that they had found
their four comrades butchered in the
antechamber.
In moment the entire palace was
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Scents in Wood.

With the woods of the world to
choose from, one can easily arrange
whole scale of scents from the
sweetest and most delicate of per-
fumes at one extreme. to rank and
overpowerful odors at the other, saws
the American Forestry Magazine. The
stores. of the perfumer's shop will not
yield a greater variety than one can
find in woods.
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Wash, and have never felt better than
/ have the last two years. 1 can work.
eat, sleep, and feel as strong as can be
Doctors told me I could never have
Children was too weak but after
taking Vegetable Compound it strength
ened me so l gave birth 70 an eight
pound boy. was well all the time. did
all my work up 70 the last day, and had
a natural birth Everybody who knew
me was surprised, and when they asxme
what made me strong I tel them with
great pleasure, I took Lydia z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and never
felt better III my life Use this testi-
mOnial at any time. Mrs. ELIZABETH
SMART, 142 ". Sixth St. Lowell, Mass.
This experience of Mrs. Smart IS surely
a strong recommendation for Lydia Z.
Pinkham' 5 Vegetable Compound lit is
only one Of a great many similar cases.
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TWO of a Kind

Good morning. sir" said the land
lord TO the new tenant. Just called
to see if it would be convenient to
pay your months rent"
DO You know. landlord. that none
of the doors in this house win shut?''
New house, new house; you know
1t takes time for it TO settle"
"Ahl then there's pair of US. I'm
a new tenant; it takes time for me
TO settle, too. Good morning Call
again" - Pittsburgh Chroniele-TeIe-
graph
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PRAYERS in Stock.

Aunty was putting Amy to bed. and
she was just about TO fall asleep.
Don't forget to say your prayers,
first" gently reminded aunty.
Its all right. aunty." drowsiiy re-
piled Amy. Il often skip a night and
say two prayers next time instead
when I aren't so awful sleepy"
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ALIENS FOOT-EASE DOES IT

When shoes pinch and buntons
ache. get a package of ALIENS FOOT
EASE, the antiseptic powder to be shaken
into the shoes. It takes the sting out OF
corns and bunions, gives instant relief to
Smarting, Aching. Swollen feet 100000
pounds OF powder for the feet were used
BY our Army and Navy during the war.-Adv.