The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-16

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worthy. "and for that reason l think
the old times were better than the
present. ! only wish the old condi.
lions could be restored. A hundred
years ago the married man had no
reason to dread the poorhouse. II
was practically impossible for women
to be eXtravagant then. II they want
ed to blow themselves they had to 20
to town, and In order to get to town
they had to ride In old coaches which
weren't as comfortable as a modern
hayrack.
The woman Of hundred years ago
couldn't lean back In an easy chair
and order hundred dollars worth Of
junk by phone. II she ordered by
letter, 1t took the letter three weeks
to get anywhere.and by the time the
goods arrived they were out Of date,
and she had to send them back. 1t
would be great blessing IL things
were that way now.
"But the modern married woman
has the sOftest snap ever Invented,
Mrs. Jamesworthy. II she happens to
be too lazy to put on her brass-moun
ed harness and 60 downtown to do her
shopping. she has that great modern
convenience at her elbow. II isn't
necessary to make herself presentable
to do her shopping. She sits down
with an old wrapper on, and her top
knot askew, and her mouth full of
hairplns, and calls up. the butcher and
baker and candlestick maker, and or.
ders everything they have in their
Joints, and has It charged to her hus.
band.
"As your sway.backed professor
said, short journey was a serious
business In the old days, and az a re-
suit people stayed home and attended
to their knitting. II woman jour.
neyed nine miles In one Of the old-s
time coaches she had a backache for
three weeks, and SO the Idea Of going
away from home didn't I'LL her with
enthusiasm. But nowadays travelling
Is luxury. All woman has to do
Is to hold up her husband for the fare,
and then the urbane railway people
do the rest, and make everything 50
comfortable for her that she hates the
idea Of ever returning home. And be-
cause Of this luxury. women are for
ever hunting up excuses for a trip
somewhere. Kersmith told me the
other day that his wife Travelled three
hundred miles and back to match a
ribbon, the local stores not having the
exact shade she wanted. Kersmith is
Just about three cubits ahead of the
sheriff, and his wife knows 1t. but she
wouldn't let q small matter like that
interfere with her trip.
y I'm the halcyon days people used to
tallow candles and were all the better
for 1t. There was no satisfaction In
reading by candle, SO men didn't
UlUW III tuclI suustdutC iUI loOi UOuhs
and magazines The candles kicked
up such smell that they were extin-
guished as early US possible. and so
no money was wasted. Now we have
the electric light, which Is great con.
venience. II Is such laundering con.
venience, Mrs. Jamesworthy. that 1t Is
greasing the road to the poorhouse for
innumerable heartsIck husbands. The
average citizen finds 1t impossible to
conylnce his wife and daughters and
other female relatives that the electric
juice costs money, and 80 his home Is
Illuminated from basement to garret
every night Few women remember to
turn OF the light after having II turn.
cd on. II drop dead Of heart failure
one Of these days, 1t will be when look.
ing over the electric light bill. In the
old days"
"Oh, bother the old days, and the
young days, and the middle-aged
daysp cried Mrs. Jamesworthy.