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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-02-25
GOVERNOR TO VISIT
AUTOMOBILE SHOW
Committee Receives Word That
Colonel Denney Will View
Exhibit.

Governor Denney has consented 10
come 10 this city on Saturday March 3.
and pay the automobile show a visit
perhaps make a short speech and give
the wonderful cars that will be as
sernbled at the Auditorium for the cN
hibition, the once over. In honor of
the chief executive of the State. the
show Committee has styled Saturday
az Governors Day.
In addition TO Governor Denney. sew
sral down State legislators who are in
tsrested in motor cars will come with
him TO the show. and II may turn into
q politicians day When arrange
Inents were being made for the affair,
the auto dealers felt that il would not hc
complete without having Governor
Dcnney here for one Of the days. The
question of his coming was put up 70
his convenience. and as he is busy every
other Of the week days with official
business at Dover. he made II known
that Saturday was the only day on
which he might leave the State capitol
for a few hours leisure.
Dealers Day on Monday. the opening
day of the show will nave ~ guests
representatives Of down state agencies
for automobiles also several from the
Eastern shore Of MARYLAND. branches
tions will have their agents luok over
the cars So that they Viii be able io
moro intelligent,y explain the iinc points
Of the machine they represent 20 pros
pective purchasers.
The cars al the show Nj he ~
ranged SO as 70 display all of "a, most
important features of the cabinet
makers arr rs Well Is II. othsr details.
BEGINNING Monday Inorniug the Audi
;orlum wlll he a busy place Il S h"p'd
that ~ noon evcrything Will have hr,il
placed and ready foI the rub.ic aith"Heh
the formal opening does not take place
until : in the evening.
Arrangements are heine mad, u care
for the machines Of those who come 50
attend the display III the autos III
side the Auditorium there viii hy ~a
ticient protection Tor the cars and vi~i
tors. special officers naNluE been ,n-
saged. although there IS no reason Other
than prepardness for such pTc,autiul. /
But the Show committee Is cndcavorins,
10 plan for everything 50 lar as pos
sibIe that will add 10 the comfort
their guests.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-02-25

avenue. Union 20 Riverview avenue
Reed street. Franklin 20 Broomc.
Washington street. bridge TO Twenty
second. Windsor street. Eighth to
Ninth: Fifth street. Franklin 10 Hroomo; !;
Fifth street, Lincoln to Union: Seventh
avenue. Brown To Coleman Eight
street, Van Buren, to Broomo; Tenth
street. French TO Walnut: Twelfth
street. West to Madison. Fourteenth
street. Market To Washington street,
Walnut TO Poplar. Fourteenth street,
Riverviow to Woodlawn avenue: Six
toenth street. King to Walnut: Seven
teenth street. Mount Salem Lane to
Rising sun Lane: Nineteenth street.
Woodlawn avenue To Tower Road !:
Twenty sixth street, Madison to Van
Ruron
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SEEK 100000
Continued from page /

Van Buren,; Twenty sixth street. Van
Buren, To Boulevard; Twenty eighth.
van Buren, to Boulevard. Twenty
eighth. Van Buren, TO Franklin.
constructed the sewer In Market
street between Twenty third street and
the city line, and sewer aud underground
work IN the following streets; Lancas-
Ter avenue. Union To Woodlawn ave
nue.; Seventeenth street. Mount Salem
Zane To Tower road: Lincoln street.
Eighth to Ninth Seventh avenue,
Brown To Duncan. Hamilton street,
Fourteenth TO Sixteenth. Fourteenth
street. Woodlawn avenue 10 Rivcrvicw
avenue; Grant avenue. Shallcross ave-
nue TO Parkway: Nineteenth street.
Woodiawn avenue To Tower road:
Washington street bridge to Twenty
second street: Delaware avenue. Van
Buren, To Union; Twenty sixth street,
Madison 20 Van Buren. Reed street
Franklin 10 Broomo. Pennsylvania ave
nue.. Union street to Rivervicw avenue:
Fourteenth street. Walnut To Poplar:
Fifth street, Lincoln To Union Eighth
street. Van Ruren To Broomo.
The department has completely cx
pended the funds provided tor this
purpose up TO This time. ana In order 10
proceed with the work to complete the
paving as authorized It is necessary
Tor council to take steps for the bor-
rowing Of the remaining $45O.0O0 au-
thori2ea on June l2.l9l9 The streets
the department contenplates paving
from the proceeds of the sale Of these
bonds arc as follows
Streets TO lie Paved.
Banning street. Maryland avenue to
Iiruomo; Delaware avenue. Van Buren,
tC Union Franklin street. sixth to
Seventh: Grant avenue. Shallcross
avonlc 70 Parkway Greenhnl avenue.
Sixteenth To seventeenth Hamilton
street, Fourteenth To Sixteenth King
street, Fourth to Firth: Lancaster ave
uue. Union to Wnodlawn. Lincoln
street. Eighth a. Ninth Market street.
bridge q Twenty third; oak street
Maryland avenue TO Wright Oak street
I;roomc to clayton Poplar street.
Twelfth to Fourteenth Pennsylvania
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Entertaining a Guest

Mrs. d. H. ; Adams of S31 Monroe
street has as her guest for the winter months
month Mrs Caroline + Denison Of Long
island On Sunday Mrs Adams ana Mrs
penisou left for VI ashIngton. where they
rill be guests Of AIrs Frank 5 Fowler
or several days
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Muslin Drawers, regular +Oc:
ages. ? 10 Ii Years. Special. 25c.
Girls Princess Sips, ages -
to IS years; regular $500. SpA
clal al S1.00.
Girls Drawers, SIS quality.
1S-year sizes only. Special
at 75c.
Gingham Dresses, III a beauti-
ful assortment Of styles and pat
terms. Regular $500. Specla.
Ar $500.
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First we offer special pur
chase Of Mems SOC fine Lisle
Sox. True Shape make; in all
the best colors. For Saturday.
) pairs for s1.0O.
Mems $500 and $500 fine
worsted Globe make Union
Suits. A few broken sizes. The
price to close will be s2.65 the
suit.
Mems s1.75 Blue Charnbray
Work Shirts, made with ; sep
arate collars, for Saturday Sl.45.
Come quick for these
Mems s1.25 Blue Chambray
Work Shirts. collars attached;
extra full cut: all sizes. For
Saturday. s5c each or 3 for
$3.50.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-02-25
CHLDREN'S WEAR SPECIALS FOR
SATURDAY

Children's RcsTpHs. N sugt
colOrS, stripes and combina-
tons Regular $3.50 value. Sps-
clal at $I.5O.
ESmond BABY BESIsSrS. --xo-
lar $50. Special AZ SI.00-
A lot q Chldnen's Coats. sgS
; 70 . years and GirlS Coats.
ages 5 70 II years. valusS -
$1,000. Special al $500.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-02-25
MUSLIN UNDERWEAR
SPECIALS FOR SATURDAY

We place on sale a special
purchase of Sateen Skirts. in
plain figured and fancy stripes:
81 SO value; for Saturday, S1.19.
Muslin Gowns, low neck. with
embroidery trimming. While
they last. S1.00. Come early
for these.
Envelope Chemise. Very spe-
cial, S1.00 and $I.25.
Muslin Drawers, embroidery
trimmed, at soc. We have a
full line.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-02-25
MEMS FURNISHINGS ATTRACTIVELY
PRICED FOR SATURDAY

Mems S1.50 fine Cambria
Night Shirts, full cut, nicely
trimmed. low neck Fo Sat
urday only S1.O0.
Mems $500 fine PaJamaS,
nicely trimmed, PLAN ana fancy
colors; all sizes. For Satur-
DAYS business. S2.15.
Mems $3.50 and $500 values.
fine Percale Shirts. a wonderful
display from which to select;
sizes 13s to 18. For Saturday,
$I.35.
Mems Colored Initial Hand
kerchiefs, 25c value. Saturday,
s for Sl.00.
Mems fine Cambria Handker-
chiefs. full size; 25c value. Sat
urday. 3 for soc.
Boys Sl.0o PercaIe Shirts,
collars attached, in light and
dark patterns. Big special,
75c.
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FOR ONE DAY ONLY

FOR ONE DAY ONLY
Big reductions in wool. <All
the net spring shades. Regular
price, s130 hank: for Satur
day. S1.00.
Eight fold Germantown
Zephyr IN black and assorted
colOrs. Value 45c skein; for
Saturday, 6 for $1.0O.
Children's Stamped Dresses.
o months to 1O-year sizes; all
made ready to embroider. Val
ues up to $3.50; for Saturday,
$1.00. Come early.
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The WEST AT Its BEST

"CHINA," asserts its President, Hsu
" Shih Chang, in recent book, "has
always regarded military leaders as inferior
and has honored them far less than her
scholars, her poets and her civil function
aries"
This sentiment, which is undeniabe
should find particularly appropriate expires
sion in the exercises arranged for the formal
installation Of the Union Medical College in
PPkin, founded by the Rockefeller Founda-
ton.
The occasion will take on something of the
nature of world medical convention.
Many eminent American physicians will be
in attendance, including two from Philadel-
phia--Dr George f. de Schweinitz and DR..
John G., Clark.
1t is hardly extravagnnt to describe the
five day celebration which is to begin on
September 13, Ms the Inauguration OF a new
era in the social progress of the Chinese
Republic.
OF all the features Of Western civilization
introduced into the Orient, those concerned
with modern medical science have been per
haps the most unreservedly accepted No
shadow of exploitation darkens the hu
manitarian efforts of the doctors. surgeons
and sanitary experts whose unSelish labors
have already contributed 70 much to the
bctterment OF living conditions In China.
President Hsu echoes the thoughts Of mil
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STILL FIGHTING THE MooRS

CyPEAKING in Burgos the other day upon
- the Tooth anniversary of its exquisite
cathedral Alfonso of Spain took occasion to
tisclaim any territorial cupiditv on the
part Of his nation. 1t Is noticeable. how
ever. that his reference to Spanish expansion
in Northern Africa was offered in justfca-
tion of that program.
Ethically regarded, the exception may be
called regrettable. Historically, warfare
with the Moors is ingrained Hispanic habit.
The struggle has been virtually continuous
since the Saracens first crossed the Straits
Of Gibraltar in III of our era.
&. Its latest manifestation takes the form Of
news which, though doubtless bitter to
Madrid. can scarcely be called novel
SPANISH troops near Mellla, n small posses
sion ON the Mediterranean Coast of Morocco
are said TO have suffered considerable de.
feat at the hands Of rebelious tribesmen
II the rumor is verified another Moorish
war. though perhaps on comparatively
small scale. may be added to list which
is unique in history. II was the Moslem
overthrow 9t Granada In 1902 which all
hut diverted the attention Of Isabella from
the supnlirntiny Columbus, Ruy Diaz, the
Gid Of chronicle and legend. whose fnme has
been cntwined with that Of ths Burgos
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JOHN BECOMES A SAILOR

IND the sea ever before turn up anything
~ more surprising, more alluring 70
chanty makers and the seekers after adven
ture than the good-or shall we say bad?-
ship Pocomoke and similar craft that are
charged with fitting back and forward be-
tween the Bahamas and ports in this gen
eral neighborhood with tons of hard liquor
Of the sort called Scotch? A large, fat
fast schooner of dignifed appearance is said
to be vending vast quantities of firewater
from an anchorage just little more than
three miles off Montauk Point.
The waters between here and the Bahama
Islands are smooth and bright in all
weathers. Winds are fair. Life on the
ocean wave will from now on seem more
attractive than ever TO great many folk.
Where there is little smoke there often
10 much fire, and where there is one ship
obviously in the business of liquor smuggling
there must be hundreds as yet undetected
People with a thirst for imported hOoch
are of endless faith and credulity. Not long
ago IL was reported that the amount of
foreign whisky being sent from Canada
to the United States is four times greater
than the amount Of foreign whisky actually
imported monthly into the Dominion. If
half that is being rumored is true, more
whisky than ever was seen in the Bahamas
DelnS pONTtu lHtO lH4S 'uuuttS OS All Hol %
of vessels that report the stuff as Just
from the islands. Faxed labels and adul
tsrated liquors are not exclusive to land
lubbers.
The hardy skippers Of the whisky ships
are taking a good deal for granted. and
doubtless they are making plenty of money
and having delightful time But the
winds are not all in their favor. All the
powers of Congress could not dry up the
ocean. But it is possible for the United
States Government to dry up that part of
the ocean which washes these shores. One
law for which prosecution is always possible
prohibits conspiracy to commit crime So
ships and their crews are not wholly safe
even beyond the three mile limit. vessel
used in n conspiracy to violate the laws OF
the United States may be seized at any
American port and her owners and her skin
per and even the members of her crew can
4 be made liable in court If evidence is found
against them Whether the conspiracy was
batchcd at sea or at n dock doesn't matter
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EXTINCT CAR ROUTES

TROLLEY service on Cullowhill street
l. having long been rudimentary, then ex
tinct, the citys track removal proposal
made to Mr.. Mitten indicates grasp Of
actualties. If carried out. the program
will unQuestionably relieve some of the
traffic congestion upon the east and west
thoroughfares between Spring Garden and
Market streets.
With the rails out Of the way, Director
Caven promises a speedy rcpaving of Cal
lowhill street between the two rivers. The
transit company would lose nothing more
than an abandoned line.
The time obviously has arrived when
transportation in Philadelphia must be con
sidered as a subject involving vehicular
traffic as well as transit over rail routes.
Trolleyless tracks existing in several sec
tions of the city are in the nature of need :
less and obetructionary survivals.
Callowhill street, the widest artery be-
tween Arch and Spring Garden streets, If
suitably paved, will be converted into busy
thoroughfare without in the least interfering
with public convenience, Similar reforms
elsewhere might be proftaby promoted by
this sensible beginning.
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cathedral and whose transferred bones now
rest there, was first of all the scourge OF
Arabs. To the Castilians, Aragoncse, An
dalusians, ''the enemy" in the abstract, is
ever of Othellos race.
But there is no equivalent of the Cid
Compeador today to inflame the bards
Spain, otherwise free from destructive am
billions beyond her frontiers, is usually either
concluding a petty but harassing Moorish
war or beginning new one
While it is lamentabe that a proud na-
tion, which within recent years has been
in sense reborn, should commit such blum
ders and undergo such costly and tragic
trials, 1t is questionable whether the ma
jority of Spaniards are inclined to view the
case exclusively in that light.
The practice of Moor batting is congeni-
tai, and not the least Of its temptations is
the flame of romance which, rightly or
wrongly. is thus kept alght.
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Member of the Associated Press
WHAT A MURDER DID

TT TOOK murder to attract attention to
i the squalid alley in the rear of 122
Spruce street and to induce the owner of
the three small houses fronting on a four
foot passageway to announce that he will
tear down the buildings as soon as the
tenants can find other quarters.
But there are other alleys just as bad.
Women die in them and the Doctors cer-
tfficate declares that death was from natural
causes. But the doctors know that the
causes that brought about death were the
unwholcsome surroundings in which the
women had tried to live and bring up their
children. This is not murder in the eyes
Of the law. But the community in which
public sentiment permits such conditions to
exist Is morally responsible for what hap
pens.
Buildings erected prior to 1895 are not
subject to the sanitary regulations of the
law passed in that year. II the law were
intended to protect all the narrow alleyways
filed with houses without water or sewers
and denied the light of the sun 1t could not
have been better devised. II is the old tene
nients that need to be modernizrd in the
interest Of the health of the whole COM
munity.
DIR. Furbush, of the Department of
Health, knows where they arc. but he says
he Is powerless. Perhaps little publicity
could accomplish what the law cannot do.
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lions of his countrymen in questioning the
laudation Of militaristic sand materialstic
ideals over those looking toward social and
moral welfare. But his indictment Of a
pervasive Western viewpoint, expressed in a
treatise recently translated for the benefit Of
Occidentals'by French Judge of the mixed
court Of Shanghai, is not so prejudiced as to
dismiss certain really glorious achievements
of the outside civilization.
us 1t not possible" he inquiries, "to
use what wisdom there may be in the teach
ings of the West to correct those of the
East?" The Rockefeller Foundation fur
nishes at least a partial answer. Its minis
trations have harmonized admirably with
the Confucian philosophy, which, though it
discountenances over emphasis upon ma
terial things, has for one Of its goals, as
President Hsu admits, "the happiness of
mankind"
1t is undeniable that the medical accom-
plishment of Westerners in China Is the
moral antithess of the wrongs done at Wei
HaiWei, Kuan -Chau Wan and Shantung.
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LET 1T ALONE!

ONE Office that women of all parties may
" we'll leave to the men and their bosses
Is that Of city magistrate. magistrate
hasn't pleasant job. He is usually en-
vfroned by political barbed wire. In ninety
nine cases out of every hundred he is ex-
pected to serve not the cause of justice or
even fair play. but the interests of hceler-
in chief. But it is chiefly because the war
of public opinion on the magistrate system
is continuous and certain TO grow more
bitter that women ought to fight shy of the
Office.
Miss Edna NJ. Snyder, of the Thirty eighth
Ward. is the first woman candidate for a
magistracy to appear formally in this city.
But Miss Snyder is Democrat.
She is safe
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Answers to Saturdays Quiz

Answers TO SATURDAY S
/. General Peyton G. March was .Ins chIs, m.
staff of the American Army during u'
World War.
2. Psyche In Greek mythology was wairit i,'s pths
sonified and deifed soul or sp'Is, n,ss al.
beloved of Eros by whom she ma's Cha
ternately caressed and tormenteu iii
was considered as a fair youns sav sa
often with the wings or DutsII'"'' DutoI
and the butterfly was her syhoo,
2 Tho Latin expression "hlnc lilac iacn
rymae" means hence these tears
A. Sizar il the name given TO rstnI,v shua Col.
Cambridge, England, and Trin,g and
Iege, Dublin, paying reduced ieoaii ofiicss
formerly charged with meiia' o' ,,..
g. Senator Moses Is from New haf'p''" a..
6. In American.French notation ,o.hteen otn in
twelve ZeroS IN Ir'i'i"'' 49,
English notation. 49, Nav
7. Amerigo Vespucci first vlsiteE t,ch J sailed
World ON an expedition WnbSc bnsn SUI.
from Spain In 1877, IL hts Snve 40
Gested that Vespucci MAJ lrst OF
Sccnnd VOYAGE but thd snplo''"'"
InsunnortSd by any proof or, blue
8. The ColorS os the nag VI
q cnrnc somewhat siinlla" 10 too,Ho" Rome.
" - SnI,,scd in ancient Greece hhu -, mayo
bJorn, Of thc game Is known 1TS,Sli,E
been played in FnBard IN '''
N ,rhc Iyord savvy is a corrur om n.a :, beN"
w. 'Snnnish "sabe." plonoNiWFW W,,v,s ysE
which means he, she or u ~ hn he, shs
knew, do you know OF a0''
or Il know, ggfRi
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The Farmers Export Corporation Bill
contains more dope than curative proper
ties. The bloc that backs il proposes to
wait for business instead of having live
wires out to hunt for markets. Uncle Sam
is not asked to help find markets. The billion
or so the bill would cost him is to help
hold grain and cotton for higher prices
This Is precisely what small tradeslnen have
been scored for the country over. 1t is pre-
cisely for the same reason that the econ
omists don't cotton to the bill. 1t goes
against the grain.
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What Do You Kno,u?

QUIZ
/. What was the name or tho warsny
recently sunk by American naval ar
planes!
2. What Ia basrelief?
2. What IN an aula?
4. Where is Baluchistan'
8, What il gryptography7
6. What il the chief seaport in the baha"A
Islands.
Z. Which country has the larger area '''
many or France!
s. What 10 boscage? ...
0. What was the first name Of Kant "'
philosopher!
10. What is the meaning and origin Oh INV
word galore!
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The Names the Thlna

From the Kansas City Star.
DIR. Wiley tells the House Judiciary Com.
mittee that beer Is not n medicine. As we
understand i. that is not tho point urged
by those who want the beer prescription
legaized. The point is, they want II called
q medicine.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-07-25

Is It to betray too trusting disposi.
ton to suppose that the nations who owe
Uncle Sam money are anxious to do the
right and proper thing?
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That the consumer eventually pays all
taxes of whatsoever nature is a patent fact;
but there are mentalities in which the
patent appears to have expired.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-07-25

California does not appear TO be work,
ing to help the United States in the confer.
ence on the Pacific.
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Rum runners7' quoth the Quizzical
One. Blame 1t on Columbus. He discov.
cred the Bahamas"
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The Scotch question continues to be,
Should auld acquaintance be forsot|
With, Of course, the customary trimmings,
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AS an economic revivslist Hoover
awakens faith and hope-and, mayhap,
charity toward the railroads.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-07-25

There are many dark and insanitary
alleys in the city. As we understand it, one
murder apiece will clean them all out.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-07-25

After aIl," remarked the district
leader who had made his peace with the
boss, "Boies will be Boies."
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Eastwick citizens now know that the
way to get what they want Is to 60 after It,
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Perhaps Mr.. Fordney figured that the
country wanted tariff in the worst way.
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Governor Small, Of Illinois, seems bent
upon putting frils on live news story
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Everybody hopes that the Pacific con.
ference will justify its name
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Editors the country over continue to
consider it their duty to tan Fordney's hide.
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Exporters will proceed to look for an
open door in the tariff wall.
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Meanwhile the Dove of Peace is resting
in some pigeon hole.
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Blest be the man who brought an end
to the building strike. He's brick.
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And now we shall see If revenue
officer has the speed Of rum runner.
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Frat fights have their proper place
Chronicles of the Unimportant.