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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Automatic,

do they have any trouble enforc-
ing prohibition out your way?"
None whatever" replied Uncle Bill
Bottletop. 1.-THE bootleggers have les
naturally forsook the settlement be-
cause nobody had any money left"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Radicals who are introducing bombs
in Mexico City may eventually sue
coed in making Pancho Villa look by
comparison like a pacifist.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Jud Tunkins says a boy who has a
perfectly fine time with one roller
skate may grow up to be a man who
looks like complete crouch in q
limousine.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

New England mills are reopening
at a rate which will convince many
worthy Massachusetts citizens that
the Vice President elect is already be-
ginning to use his influence.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Ttah's ban on tobacco may cause
Kentucky might riders to consider
whether what the market needs is not
incendiarism. but craftsmanship.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Stepping Over the Bounds.

What prompted the handed at
tempt to kidnap Grover Cleveland
Bergdoll, the notorious draft evader,
is difficult to understand. He was in
Germany. He was out of the turis-
diction OF the United States. And
Americans went into German territory
apparently to capture and return him
to this country. 1t doesn't matter
whistler the Americans were intelli-
gence officers, detectives, soldiers or
civilians. 1t wouldn't matter whether
Bergdoll was in Germany. Belgium or
Australia. The fact still remains that
Americans, totally without authority
or legal right, crossed into German
territory bent on deliberate execution
Of an unlawful act. It was a most
high handed procedure. Law
violators should by all means be hunt
ed down, but the searchers in this
case were as guilty of defiance Of law
and order as the man for whom they
were searching.
The draft evader is one of the most
detestable species of folators. but he
should be apprehended by legal
means.-Portland (Oregon) Journal
independently.
In spite of everything being done
to prevent it, people seem to be hav-
ing pretty good time.-El Paso
Herald.
was delayed while the chairman went
back to the shop for a gavel.-St.
Paul News.
But there will be capital punish
ment as long as people live in Wash
ington in hot weather.-New York
Mail.
The German republic is anxiously
scanning the horizon for a financial
Doorn.-Indianapolis Star.
Gov. Cox has decided to run for
President in 1924, says q dispatch.
lie ought to be able to demand .
pretty fair handicap.-N Paso Times.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
No Use.

A state Of peace all men agree
VIII help mankind in bliss to dwell
There's no use trying INT
For blowing up old H. c. l..
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Patent medicines with a kick" are
under growing suspicion. An effort
to throw physic to the dogs" would,
If attempted literally, call for the in
PREVENTION of the S. p. C. A.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Stateswomen who now feel it their
patriotic duty to organize and put the
male politicians entirely out of bust
ness must, in all Difference, be re-
garded as a trif1e impractical.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

The democratic national committee
naturally feels that there is enough
unfinished business on hand to call
for a few meetings.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

The reds do most Of their harm
by affording a pretext for militaristic
ambition for keeping up supply Of
arms and ammunition.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Interest which some so-called So
ciety ladies are taking in prize fights
is at least a discoura cement to the
lounge lizard.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

The control of the democratic party
brings up another of those interest
ing questions as to the leadership of
the minority.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

1t may be doubted whether MIR. l..
George would ever have ventured to
speak as directly to Kitchener as he
has spoken to Foch.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Lenin's financial plans appear to
contemplate some arrangement which
will convey money into Russia with
out taking any out.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

There are no doubt Berlin poll
ticians who hope that the discussion
of indemnity will eventually fade into
oblivion. like that Of the ex-kaiser 8
trial.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

An English author often deveIops
more literature in the publicity than
in the actual volume.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

A pastor in Portland, Me-, has in
troduced whistling to take the place
Of singing at his evening services.
Now, II he'll substitute q comic mon
ologue for the sermon, he viii doubt
less have just tho sort Of success he
wants.-C1eveland Plain Dealer,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Women's Silk Hose

Choice of Gordon Round
Ticket Fashioned Hose,
combination of thread silk
and fiber silk; also some
pure thread silk hose
Brown, white, gray an
taupe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Linen Torchon Laces,

Table of Real Linen Tor
chon .Laces, 2 to S inches
wide. Many attractive pat
terms. 10 yards for SOC.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Pouy Prim Aprons

These neat and practical
garments are made OF
checked bingham and trim
med with white braid.
Made with bib, suspenders
and tie string.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

The superdreadnaught NAV he nh.
solete. but it Is just as well to have
a few around in case it should NOT
be.-Boston Transcript.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Baby Blankets, Each

3Ox40 and 36x54 Baby -
Blankets, soft, warm kind e
in colorful plaids, also in A.
white with colored borders. ~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Americans and Japs Clashine in
Turkey" When in Turkey do as
the Turks do. Clashing is the Turks
favorite outdoor sport.-Nashville
Tennesseean
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Mems $1.25 and $3.50
Work Shirts

Well Made Shirts. of blue
denim and khaki: every WI
shirt perfect. Collar and ~
pocket. w
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Mems New Shirts

Hundreds of Fresh, New
Shirts, of excellent quality {
percale, in spring patterns
of all colors. Soft cuffs.
Five-button fronts. Sizes Y
IA to II.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Infants Shirts, 4 for

Infants Part Wool and
Silk and Wool Undershirts,
slightly irregular in manu-
facture, but not damaged
at all.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Muslin Underwear, Choice

Lot of women's crisp,
new nightgowns, in white
and flesh, envelo pe
chemise, petticoats and
drawers. Lace and EN-
broidery trimmings.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Women's Mended Gloves

Women's Fine Kid
Gloves, made to sell for
$3.50, $500 and $3.50. For
mer faults skillfully mend
ed. Sizes 5H to 7 only,
Black, white, brown, tan
and gray.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Seco Silk, 3 Yards for

This yardwide mixed
silk and cotton material kyH
comes in the wanted plain * VI"
colors and is woven for "a
dura bi1ity as well as ~ ~ -
heaufv
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Women's 35c Hose, 4 for

Consisting of Csc Black
Hose of perfect quality,
and SOC White and Russian
Calf Hose OF mercerized
Isle, with scanned back,
slightly imperfect.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Dressing Sacques

Women's Percale Dress -
ing Sacques, in gray, navy VII
ard black, trim med IN ~
white. Shirred at waist 100
line. S1.19 value.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
$1.25 Feather Pillows, E

17x25 Bed Pillows, COW -
cred with heavy, feather OG|
proof striped ticking and nv
filled with clean new G EaI
feathers. w
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Val Laces, 10 Yards for

These are the better Walls
including l5c qualities;
round and diamond mesh.
Edges and insertions. 10
yards for &c.. \
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Mercerized Isle Hose, 3 for

Women's Full-fashioned
Mercerized Isle Hose, in
black and cordovan; sec
onds of SOC kind Limit, E
pairs to a buyer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Domet Flannel, S Yards f

Excellent Quality White -
Domet Flannel, with thick O&l
fleece on both sides. This XIV
grade formerly sold for YaI
4Oc a yard.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Infants White Dresses, z fol

Short White Nainsook
Dresses, with embroidery
yokes, and lace edge on
neck or sleeves, or en-
broidery trimmed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Infants Cashmerette Hose, 6 for

Excellent Quality White
Cashmerette Hose, sizes 5
to 6H. Slightly irregular
weave. Finished to re-
semble wool hose.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Chidren's Rompers

New and Well Made -
Peg-top mpers, of ~
linene; white bodies and y
colored boomers. Cord at 10
neck. All sizes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Boys Blouses, Choice

Samples and surplus OF
the finer grades of the {
Victor" line; of woven
and printed madras, white
madras and best percale. Y
Worth $1.50 and $500.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Yard-Wide Silk Poplin

Assorted colors in this
lustrous and serviceable
Yard-wide Silk Poplin.
Short lengths for many
uses. 80c ward.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
s1.19 Knitted Petticoats

Women's Snug-6tting
Knitted Petticoats, medium
gray with light gray Dor ~"
ders. Essential for trim Yan
contour as we'll as comfort. ~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Women's Handkerchiefs, 8 for
Women's 12Hc Handker-
chiefs, of fine, sheer quail ON
ity; plain white and en- -
d b5oidered corners. s for OI
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Women's 81 and $1.25 Neckwear
New Spring Neckwear,
including lace and organdy W.T.
collars in white cream and ~~T
ecru. Popular styles. WV
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Mems Fleeced Underwear

Mems "Moleskin" heavy
gray fleece-lined shirts and
drawers; every garment )
perfect. Reduced to, gar II
ment, 8oc.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Table Oilcloth. 3 Yards for

White. tile and fancy
patterns in this excellent e
quality 5-4 Table Oilcloth. -
Bought and sold as sec
onds, but practically per- ~
feet.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Women's Mesh Bandeaux, z for

Pink Mesh Bandeaux,
with open front or back;
sizes 81 to 46.-Second
Floor, Corset Department.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Mems Knitted Ties

New and handsome fiber
silk knitted four-in-hands,
in plain colors; also in
black with zig-zag cross
stripes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Linen Toweling, 3 Yard.

All-linen Crash Towel
ing, heavy and absorbent; &
plain white or white with y
red or blue border. 3 yards
for 300
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
House Dresses

Women's Well Made -
Dresses, of light and dark OH
percale and Bingham, made ~
with set-in belt. Sizes 80 yAJ
to 40.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Chldren's Hose, 3 for

Fine Ribbed Hose, of ex- -
cellent quality, in all sizes. w
Perfect quality. Black, ~
brown, tan and white. 5 %,
pairs for 89c.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Mems Socks, A for

New and Strictly Perfect
Socks, in medium and light
weights. Monte socks in
black and colors, Ipswich
socks in black, and our
special white sole black
socks,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Women's Batiste Boomers

Well ade Ba t iste -
Bloomers, in dainty blue u
bird pattern Made with ~
elastic at waist and knees.
Former S1.50 value.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Piuowcases, 5 for

45x36 Pillowcases, sec
onds of the 29c kind. De- HOEA
fects are negligible. Made * N~
of heavy bleached cotton H
with wide hens.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Boys Wash Suits

Hundreds of Crisp. New
Suits, in Norfolk, MILDLY I
and Oliver Twist styles.
White and colors in SUI
perior fabrics. Sizes 8 to 8. \
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Toweling, 4 Yards for

Heavy White Cras
Toweling, with woven Dor
der. Ideal for soaring, as
well as for making towels.
Limit, a yards to a buyer.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Boys Blouses, z 70

New and Strictly Perfect
Blouses of striped percale:
made with collar and
pocket. Supply the boys
tomorrow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Creme de Chine Carnisoles

SIPS Flesh-colored Can't - -
soles of crepe de chine w
trimmed with lace inser- ~
ton, edge and lace straps. ~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Fiber Silk Hose, z Pairs for

Women's Fiber Silk
Hose, irregulars of $l.25
quality. Garter top. Black,
white and cordovan. 2
pairs for 8oc.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

The German republic Is anxiously
scanning the horizon for a financial
Doorn.-Indianapolis Star.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Go over the bargain list care
fully-check off your needs-and
expand the buying power of your
money. Every department. con-
tributes to this economy event.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Unbleached Cotton, 8 Yards for

3S11-inch Heavy I'm
bleached Sheeting Cotton
firm. close quality, for
making scanned sheets and
other household uses.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Fresh, new, seasonable mer-
chandise. selected from our reg
ular stocks and priced at SOC for
Wednesday only. No mail or phone
orders can be filled at the advar-
tised price.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
THEODORE w. MOVES. :. Editor in
Fine Evening Star Newspaper Company

Business Office nth st. and Pennsylvania Ave.
New York Office: Tribune Building.
chicago Office First National Rank Building
European Office: Regent st. London, England,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

But there will be capital punish
ment as long as people live in WASH
ington in hot weather.-New York
Mail.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Gov Cox has decided to run for
President in 1924, says q dispatch.
He ought to be able to demand .
pretty fair handicap.-N Paso Times.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

Boys Cloth Pants
New shipment Heavy ~
Cloth Pants, in dark her
ringbone stripes. Full N7
knicker cut. ~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

:: :: 3: 81: Is; !; =; =: :: !; 81
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Bows Cloth Caps

An assortment of better ~
quality Cloth Caps, in plaids V"~
and mixtures. All sizes.
Lined and unlined. ~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
Yard-Wide Percale, 5 Yards for

New stripes and checks
in this shipment of stand
ard quality yard-wide per-
Gale for women's, mems
and children's wear.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08
72x9O Bleached Sheets

Sheets that will give
good service. OF firm
quality cotton. with welded
seam in center and wide
hens. Perfect quality.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-02-08

A recent convention of plumbers
was delayed while the chairman went
back to the shop for gavel.-St.
Paul News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1921-11-25

ateIy?' demanded Crofter. his voice
still shaking with passion.
but don't understand" said Victor
Torrance, dazedly. docs Mr. Peter
son not believe in our teachings, too?"
He turned slowly and looked at Hugh,
who shrugged his shoulders.
He should be here at any moment"
he answered, and as he spoke the door
opened and Carl Peterson came in.
"Good afternoon, gentlemen" he be-
gan, and then he saw Hugh. With
look Of speeches. amazement he
stared at the soldier and for the first
time since Hugh had known him his
face blanched. Then his eyes fell on
the open ledger, and with dreadful
curse he sprang forward. A glance at
the faces of the men who stood watch
ing him told him what he wanted to
know, and with another oath his hand
went to his pocket
take your hand out, Carl Peter
son." Drummond's voice rang through
the room, and the arch-criminal, look
ing sullenly up, found himself staring
into the muzzle of a revolver. "Now.
sit down at the table-all of you. The
meeting is about to commence"
look here" clustered Crofter, It'll
have the law on you. :"
by all manner of means, Mr.. John
Crofter, consummate backyard" an
swered Hugh, calmly. "But that comes
afterward. Just now-sit down."
"Pm id if WILL" reared the 9TH
er, springing at the soldier. And Peter
son, sitting sullenly at the table try
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1921-11-25
DEADLY WEAPON OF sAvAGEs
African Tribes Use Poisoned Arrows
Which Inflict Death That Is
instantaneous.

The most effective weapon of the
Nasal and Andorobo is the arrow
which they poison with the Accan-
thera schimperi, a small tree, accord
ing to National Geographic society
bulletin. They boil the leaves and
branches until the mixture becomes
thick and pitch-like in appearance, and
place it on sheets of bark which they
hide high on the branches Of trees
away from children until it is needed.
When an animal is shot with an arrow
dipped in the poison it dies almost i'm
mediately. The natives cut out the
flesh around the wound as soon as pos
sible and throw 1t away. The remain
der is eaten and the blood is drunk.
This love of blood as an article of food
is common among many African tribes,
several of them going so far as to
bleed their cattle and drink the blood
hot or mix it with their porridge.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1921-11-25
ACCORDED PALM FOR BEAUTY
Miss Harriet Lane Acknowledged to
Have Been the Prettiest Lady of
the White House.

Historians are inclined to give t.
Miss Harriet Lane, niece of President
Buchanan, the palm for being the pref
test woman that ever ruled the White
House social life. She was a blond
with hair of a rare gold, deep-blue
eyes, and her mouth was said to be
one of the most beautiful ever owned
by Washington belle. Her beauty
was so noticeable that at the dawn
of womanhood, when she accompanied
her uncle, then Americas representa-
tive in England, to Oxford, where he
was to receive the degree of doctor
Of civil laws, that the student body
greeted her appearance with terrific
cheers, inspired entirely by the smile
of her lovely lips as she turned her
fiowerlike face toward them.
Not only was she beautiful in line
and curve, but in addition she was
picture of perfect health, an ath-
lete of no mean order, as many a
young gallant discovered after she
had challenged him to a race and
USdtCh hiiii % Uauiy lHdt opSSldloio
of the race numerically chaffed
him. She played many games with
skill and vigor, and there was not a
woman in Washington that could
compete with her in any game call
ing for strength and great activity.
In spite of this she was not unwom-
anly, and excelled as harpist, wrote
poetry, and, as the young people of
the capital reported, danced like a
feather"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1921-11-25
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS


There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine fol
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most cases. 1t is a gentle,
healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi-
UNI and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Advertiseme
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1921-11-25
MOTHER! MOVE
cHILD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

Hurry, mother! Even a sick child
loves the fruity" taste of California
Fig Syrup" and it never fails to open
the bowels. A teaspoonful today may
prevent a sick child tomorrow. If con-
stipated, bilious, feverish, fretful, has
cold, collie, or If stomach is sour,
tongue coated, breath bad, remember a
good cleansing of the little bowels is
often all that is necessary.
Ask your druggist for genuine "Cali-
fornia Fig Syrup" which has directions
for babies and children of all ages
printed on bottle. Mother! You must
say California" or you may get an
imitation fig syrup.-Advertisement,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1921-11-25

the awful nightmare I've suffered the
last few days-or is 1t weeks? I seem
to remember having seen you, and you
were always kind"
That's all over now, Mr.. Potts." said
Hugh gently. "You got into the
clutches of the most internal gang of
swine, and we've been trying to get
you out again." He looked at him
quietly. do you think you can re-
member enough to tell US what hap
pened at the beginning? Take your
time," he urged. There's no hurry"
The millionaire passed his hand daz-
eddy over his forehead.
Il was stopping at the Carlton" he
began, with Granger, my secretary.
/ sent him over to Belfast on a ship
ping deal and" He paused and
looked round the group. where is
Granger" he asked.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1921-11-25

ing to readjust his thoughts to the
sudden binding certainty that through
some extraordinary accident every
thing had miscarried, never stirred as
a half-stunned member of parliament
crashed to the floor beside him.
"Sit down., said," remarked Drum
mond, affably. "But if you prefer to
lie down, it's all the same to me. Are
there any more to come, Peterson?"
"No. d--n you. Get it overt"
(TO BE CONTINUED)
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1921-11-25
SMITHERS AND THE LINERS
synonymous Symposium That Re.
suited in Change in the Custom
of Many Years.

Smithers sat slyly slipping sliyers OF
liver into his mouth. Smithers always
had livers for dinner. And he demands
his livers in small slivers.
Suddenly frown came over his face.
"Garcon!'' he demanded.
Smithers was proud of his French
accent.
The waiter slipped softly to his side.
These livers are not cut into small
enough slivers."
The waiter became confused. He was
all apologies; in fact, he was one large
apology.
Monsieur Smithers wants his slivers
in smaller livers."
'No! No! want my l,vers in small.
err smithers.'
"You mean your slippers in slivered
livers?'
"No! Smithers livered in slithered
slippers"
ooh! Slivers of slithers smithered In
slippered livers?"
"No! 1 say slippered slivers In
smaller smithers"
"Oh, yes, smithered slippers of Slip
pered slithered livers."
Smithers changed custom of years.
"Bring me kidney" he croaked.-
Harvard Lampoon.
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