The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-22
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THERE is nothing a partisan politician wi
not say when he feels like panning the oppe
sition. Senator Pat Harrison of Mississippi
hays the president because he took a vaeatio
on "palatial yacht while millions of Amer
leans hung their heads in shame" because me
who helped win the war" were auctioned OF
in Boston.
Not, let it be understood that the senate
from Mississippi cares unker's dam abou
the human auction block: but it makes goo
reading for the folks back home. The way Il
get publicity is to attack someone greater thai
oneself. Frexample, the monkey that bit an,
killed the king OF Greece
IF WE HAD A MILLION OF EN- WE'D LEAVE
GAPING RENT IN THIS PAGE
Dear Mac: AS 1 have only one nicked II
send it to you for the P. as H. fund. If hae
three of EN- I'd pay my own Argus bill fol
| last week. WEE Up. as H.
! THE P. as H. fund fund totals 20 cents tt
date. The candid agriculturaist is receiving
although he has failed TO voice his appreca-
ton. Probably he is enba rrassed by the un-
expected generosity of his fellow men.
| Graphic Account of a Near Catastrophe.
bushnell Corr. Galesburg Republican
| Register.l
Tuesday evening party of young
people were returning to Bushnell from
Roseville, Ill, the road near Walnut
Grove they met a car coming from the
opposite direction and the driver kept
the right, same as they were doing, when
all at once another turned UP and
commenced to add speed and in trying
TO pass came very near causing COLI
sion of two of the autos. This was all
uncelled for at that time of the night.
it being about 10:45 o'clock. There are
some young bloods who love to have
very fast spins but let me warn you to
be very careful in your driving auto.
and keen the right side q he
Remember the speed limit. and avoid
causing the death or injury OF any per-
SON. There are auto accidents and
smashups reported to your corresp pond
ent nearly every day. So let it be said
that you were in the right in every trip
you have ever taken, and by your being
careful in all your trips you will avoid
much trouble
a GENTLEMAN in Clicks, Iowa, lever hear
OF ito who signs himself A. Nony Nous en-
closes two column clipping from the Des
Moines Register which shows an amusing
transposition of headlines and photographs
That is, it's amusing to look at but hard to ex-
plain. Probably our best bet is to send il to
Judge. Judge pays a dollar sometimes fiveJ
for breaks like that.
Ii the Mater Wants to Smoke, Let Her.
From The August
The mater of smoking on the col
lese campus was also taken UP at the
meeting
If there Is anything l dislike" rked
the Sporting Editor, pausing to borrow
match, lit is writing story when you haven't
anything to write about" Jesse iesso We
can sympathize with him. We attempt that
little thing every Gay and frequently the re-
suit is freely criticised by a number of ner
sons. Still, as B. l. T. said, we "contriye TO
please an uncertain number of Others.
JESS WILLARD DRANK FROM THE SAME
BOTTLE, Y'KNOW.
isl or: Inc twenty millions of bottles of hila-
ulous public makes US face the fact that tbara
are eight millions more to take one bottle each
and graduate with one bottle of experience,
Say, dya remember several years ago the
Dls league baseball players used to charge |
tner storage tanks with a certain delicious
beverage which made the rich red blood course
through their veins and enable them to dodge
me club manager as they few to little beds ar
nc o0 d. M Inen go out and see the name of
ms fountain of youth painted on the fence
around the park, and with that for insniration
ney would knock three baggers and home runs
,nu we would see their pretty faces in the
'dPers accompanied by some gem of Thought
'ralslng this great cohcoction?
But the latest is that Jack Demnsev,s viz
ory over the Wonder Man" was due tn his
aking great quantities of Nuxated IRON.
Though this may cause some lamentation !
, seems tne health OF the people is contained
Say (also), why do we DESIGNATE +bi. II
ortunate man trying TO acquire worldly wis
ON through the newspapers as p asH i
erson? Considering the continued aow ~ r
oedita 10 tnat place and the many wealthy per '
ons on the road at the present time I should
egard IL as one of the centers of wea1thNas t
lille, III. SOT OMC% pI " H II /
IHE Grecian princess who is to marry
pung william Leeds is spending fortune on t.
Hger1e IN Paris The Gaintiest undersarment
all. says a press dispatch "intended for s
ie Wedding day, is of alencon lace and worth | a
princes ransom ALI very nice of coursst n
~ william, being a sincere younester nrob, i
Oily would love her just as well without If ii
Personal -
If binny koras will communicate with this -
eceptacIe OF Rhythm he may COR NAV not1 =
arm arm something to his advantage Speci6 vr
ny, we have received another letter most %
arhed New York for him. N,
NOGLD you, or would you not predict IL
acetul year ahead of the Moline Iyceun as
cation when we tell you it has elected vii &
I'm War; president? CT
III dancing makes the feet larger" oh in
'Ees our editorial neighbor. I'VE will soon to
oroad-shouldered nation"