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The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26
Indefinite.

"Apropos Of the hunt tomorrow,
will give you a good pointer"
swat a minute; do you mean q
hint or q dog?"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26
Contrary Fate.

"Did the plan work to give the lead.
ing woman a hand on all her linesf'
mo; it got out such scheme was
on foot"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26
The Answer.

"He asked a lot Of questions about
the house. He wanted to know in the
frst place If it was rat-pro0f."
did he get categorical replyf
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26
Gojnd Up.

"Jenkins Is getting to be something
Of q social climber!
Eyes, why Jenkins would even try to
make his way up an Icy stare l"-Car'
ICONS Magazine.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26
Accounting for It.

II hear young Flyer Is going to re-
form. They say he is dead broke"
" suppose that Is the reason he
wants to mend"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26
Order.

."D0es your wife ever go through
your pockets?" .=. ...rt. =
soften, with what you might call 4
searching glance"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26
Prudent Preeaution.

"Did the old man kick when you
proposed fox his daughter"
~ didn't get near enough; pro-
posed by letter."
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26

Nothing Like Style.
She'll take a car to ride block
II her dress is not In style;
But let her don the latest frock
And she'll foot 1t many q mile.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26
The Kind.

"Do they pay taxes on titles of no
bility in England?"
IF they do, suppose Z baronet
pays Sir tai"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26
The Reason.

"Why did james pick Henry up
so?"
POSSIBLY because Henry persisted
In dropping remark"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26

NOT IN THE SAME CLASS
Musuer, the Lead, "at Liberty"
You seem to consider mo . mere
ham. H. s-.E... " w.
Booker, the Agent: More like
sparerib. Hams are worth seventy
cents q pound. :.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-05-26

Silence Would Be Golden.
Some people deem 1t policy
To think before they speak.
II some other men did likewise
They'd be silent for q week.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05
WAGE HEARINGS
OPEN THURSDAY
Compensation Board to Be
gin Investigation Here
Tomorrow.

The North Dakota workmen's COM
p%ensation board will begin hearings
in Grand Forks Thursday on wages
paid wonen and minor workers. The
hearings will be held IN the court
house and will continue for two days.
The board viii inquire into various
phases OF the working women's wagea
They will consider the wages paid.
the coS Of clothing. material, etc. IN
an effort to determine whether or not,
in their opinion, the wages are ade-
Quate. Similar hearings we're held
some months ago. u the schedule
OF RACES promulgated afterwards was
nullified by the supreme court
Judging from the attitude taken in
the heafinss in Fargo Tuesday, the
board is beginning its investigation
with the preconoeived idea tina, the
schedule Of wages first promulgated
should be in force at this tine. The
board refused to give the employers
an opportunity TO cvos-exanine wit
neseeA
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05
Experiments Are
Made With Ignite
AT University OF n. D.

Dean e.. J. Babcock OF the school
of mines Of the University OF North
Dakota returned recently from a visit
to the mining sub-station at Hebron,
N. D.
The cooperative study which has
been carried out by the U. s. bureau
Of mSncs and. the state university
school of mines has been successful.
It was said.
Dean Babcock made the trip to
Hebron to meet with representatives
from the u. s. bureau of mines who
came from Washington, D.. c. for q
special conference in connection with
the cooperative study. being made In
the state this year Of the methods OF
Ignite treatment and development.
The utilization of Ignite Is being
given a close study according to Dean
Babcock, the work being of an expert
mental nature to determine the best
method of using this fuel. The ex-
pertments at present consist Of brt-
quoting Ignite. and cry favorable
results have been noted Several car
loads of this fuel has been shipped
to the state university this year.
where 1t will be thoroughly tested.
and data gathered in regard to its
eeryicdbiiity.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05
N|WAluANS TO
BOOST U. N. D.
FOOTBALL WORK
Members Decide to Attend
All Home Games i'm a
Body.

Member1>of the Kiwanis club viii
attend the North Dakota university
football games In this city in \ body.
AT todAy's meeting Of the club 1t
No0 the consensus Of opinion that all
buafDesD and professional men in the
city should support the university
team and accordingly it was decided
10 attend Saturdays game with
jamestown college in a body. A com
fnittee was appointed to fl the time
n place Of meeting and special
street cars win be provided to carry
the members to the athletic field. The
club will attend ali the home games in
Z body.
A+committee also was appointed
to consider the matter OF securing the
Grand Forks Municipal band to head
the Kiwanis club at one or more OF
Coach Paul Davis of the university
team offered tickets to the athletic
contests as membership prizes today.
They were won by W. L. Hawkes..
John Moore nj Harry Tuttle.
. Mrs. Paul johnson and Mrs J. G..
the interests Of the 7. W. c. A.. and
spoke in anticipation of the budget
drive which il to be made shortly.
The budget this ear is $500, some
what less than last year.
Mrs. johnson. in outlining the
budget and the financial needs Of the
=. W. c. A., emphasized the fact that
the dormitory and cafeteria depart
rnefts Of the institution are seIf-sus-
tanning. None Oh the money secured
IN the annual campaign is allocated
to either department, so that these
self-sustaining departments are not
subsidized by the public.
The question Of assisting in securing
furniture n equipment for the Com
d1unity house to replace that which
was burned Monday morning was re-
ferred to the board Of d%irectors.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05
ATHLETIC RALLY
LISTED FRIDAY
University Students Will
Organize For Opening .
Game of Season.

Every student at the state univer-
lty has been asked to attend the big
athletic rally to be held in the cam
pus armory building Friday evening
at Z o'clock preliminary to the foot
ball game with jamestown, scheduled
on the university athletic field for
Saturday. The purpose OF the meet
ing Is to get the student body organ
lied to support the 'vardty eleven
from the stands during the game.
The university band will attend the
meeting. @. N. D. songs and yelb will
be practiced with Jack jacob in
charge as rooter king. It is planned
to hold meetings similar to this be-
fore each OF the game scheduled on
the varsity field this year
It is probable that the different
classes will be assigned places in the
grandstand at the meeting Friday
might, though no definite announce
ment to that effect has been made.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05

Herald Wan. Aas Bring Results.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05

Owen. William Snulze. C. W Hurst.
William Collins. Casper Olson. Arnold
Berg. r. o. HerYsy. H H Boetser
and r. D.. Cameron.
state roads association is WORK
Ing for the adoption Of a constitution
al amendment. which viii permit NJ
much road building II ~ Planned 10
have a complete system Of trank high
ways. connecting every county sea.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05
SCHOOL TAX LEVY
SHOWS INCREASE

The school tax levy for Grand Forks
city Is consid erab'y greater than Last
year. according to figures announced
at The Office of County Auditor Hans
Anderson. The levy this year is
s235.00o compared to $4,000 last
year s4..
The park levy is 31s,soo, the same
amount as last year.
7 AS h property valuations have not
yet been fixed. 1t is impossible to say
Just what the mill tax will amount to.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05
PLAN, WAR

9 Duluth Kim. Oct. 5.-A contest
to, select a suitable plan Of construc-
ton for q war memorial has been
opened here by Mayor Snively at the
suggestion of a local civic orEaniza-
ton. The contest will end on No
vember s. The site for the memorial
Will then be dedicated on Afmttice
day. November II. according to the
mayors plan.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05
INVITED TO
CONFERENCE
Commercial Club May Be
Represented at Port De
velopment Meet in Duluth

S. r. Snive}y. mayor Of Duluth, has
invited the Grand Forks Commercial
club TO send Representatives to the
Port Development conference which
will be held in Duluth on Monday and
Tuesday. October - and Is. The
invitation will be presented to the
board OF directors at the regular
meeting Monday. when it is expected
delegates viii be named. ~
The Port Development conference
viii consider matters in connection
with the Great LAkeS-St Lawrence
t;dewater project. II the project soes
through, Duluth will become one OF
che grea.es shipping centers in the
world, for it Will mean hat ocean
going vesse.s can make the journey
to the head Of the lakes.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05
MEMBERSHIP
DRIVE OPENS
Teams Begin Canvass of the
City for Members in State
Roads Association.

The campaign for Grand Forks
members of the North Dakota State
Good Roads association opened to-
day, when 4 number OF teams begun
. thorough onvRs of the city. z J.
Severson OF the Dakota Auto com
pany was named chairman Of thu
local campaign. and Tuesday he ap.
pointed a number OF cam captains
These captains began their work to-
day. i.
Those in charge Of the various
teams IRE B. L. carey. e. z. Garvfn,
z A., Arhark Paul Glrard, Tudo,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05
LITERARY SOCIETIES
WILL MEET TONIGHT

Meetings Of the Hespera and Adel-
phi Literary societies Of the univer-
Hty Of North Dakota will DO held this
evening for the purpose Of electns Of
fcsrs for the year. Other business
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05

zad al The principal towns N each
COUNTY The amendment means
rsnca 70 he individual counttee.
lor By .s ~pYoTEons q certain amount.
M the raonsy expended IN federal and
Sa:--aid road work will be returned
10 the couaty saeh yar.
EeN11G VAN LIZ R<n1 n~~.s..
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05
PLAN CARNIVAI.

Duluth. MINI. Oct. Scamp John
G.. McEwen. local post OF no United
panis War Veterans, are planning
z carnival to be staged at the Duluth
armory. four days beginning Oc-
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-10-05

matters are scheduled to be taken up.
These will be the first meetines OF
the societies stnce last June.
The Washington times., 1921-03-05
D.C.MAN FIRST TOPREDICT
HARDING AS PRESIDENT

Four years ago Warren q. Harding
was picked as 'the next President OF
the United States" by q Washington
man and at a Washington function.
Here's how IL happened.
The Rho Beta Chapter OF the Mu
Phi Epsilon National Sorority OF
Music was giving a concert In aid Of
soldiers and sailors In the newly
opened Washington Hotel The affair
was under the direction of Miss Viola
Schippert and Mrs. Dorothy deMuth
Snyder. Mr.. Harding was the speaker
of the evening.
E. c. Snyder, Washington eorre-
rpondent OF the Omaha Bee, was in
Producing Mr.. Harding to the guests
when he came to Adolph J. Schip-
pert, the washington undertaken, he
said:
"Mr. schippert, want you to meet
the next President of the United
States
Mr.. Harding laughed merriiy and
said Mr.. Snyder was "a bum prophet"
Mr.. Schippert said he never yet
knew newspsperman who didn't
have his hand on the pulse of public
opinion and could foresee events long
before they actually happened.
81 may be the next President" Mr..
Harding said. with a twinkle in his
eyes. but hss ma doots, as our
Scottish brethren would say.-
The Washington times., 1921-03-05
SENATE COP.
FORMS TODAY.
Harding Hold viii Be Increased
BY Conference-lodge to
Be Leader Again.
BY J. BART CAMPBELL,

Harmony Is expected TO prevail at
a conference today Of the fifty-nine
Senators composing the increased
Republican majority Of the new Sen
ate.
The conference, scheduled for 3
o'clock this afternoon, will, 1t is pre-
dicted, result in the control Of the
Senate by Republican Senators sym
pathetic with President Hardings
policies and purposes, being ma
terially strengthened.
LODGE Is LEADER AGAIN.
Senator Henry Cabot Lodge Of
Massachusetts, is to be chosen again
as Republican leader and chairman OF
the Republican caucus of the Senate;
Senator Charles Curtis of Kansas, the
Republican whip and vice chairman
OF the caucus.
Senator Albert A. Cummins of
Iowa 10 slated to succeed himself as
president pro tenn of the Senate
Re-election or re-sppointment OF
other Republicans as officers OF the
Republican organization. or OF the
Senate itself. who were chosen when
the Republicans regained control OF
the Senate two years ago. Ii antici-
pated-
These include David 8. Barry. ser
geant-at-arms and George A Sand
erson, secretary of the Senate.
There 10 some talk of contests over
committee chAirmanships and MEM
berships, but II is believed Senator
Lodge and his associates. who In
clude Senators Penrose and Knox OF
Pennsylvania. will put through tho
program agreed upon by them.
PENROsE FINANCE CHAIRMAN.
Any renewal of opposition to SEN
ator Penross As chairman of the SEN
ate Finance Committee or to other
Senators of tho Republican old
guard" heading other committees,
such a. signalixed the organisation
Of tho Senate two years ago. u not
regarded a. probable. or likely to get
anywhere.
The Republican Committee on Com
mitt ees of the House win also meet
today to re-approach tho committee
Assignments in that body.
The Republican membership In the
new House stands 200. while that OF
the Democrats has been reduced to
131. It Is therefore being advocated
by some Republican leaders that the
committee assignments be distributed
on a basis Of three Republicans to
one Democrat
Congressman James r Mann, of 4
linois, Is slated to be reelected chair
man of the committee. He In ono OF
several Republican leaders Of the
House who are In favor of dividing
the large committees, with a men,
bership Of twenty-one each. between
fifteen Republicans and six Demo
Gratis.
The Washington times., 1921-03-05
Do YOU CATCH
COLD EASILY?
HOW TO AVOID 1T

Colds are due to germs. No one can
prevent the, germs from getting into
your nose and throat. But you can
hsI sssR plenty YOUR OF S9sd s sh
and kill off the nasty "cold germs"
before they do you any harm.
To deyelop these, germ destroying
"antibodies" properly. you must have
strong, vigorous constitution--In fact,
this Is the best preventive against
almost any disease.
II you are weak nervous or run
chances. One day you may develop
serious throat, bronchial or lung trou-
BILE or perhaps pneumonia and you
may go off like a shot. Therefore
fortify yourself against disease
Better blood and make stronger
nerves, there Is nothing superior to
ganIc iron like the Iron in your blood
combined with a product representing
the principal chemical constituent OF
active iiving. nerve force for feeding
fore be said to be both a blood and a
nerve food. II often increases the
bodily and mental vigor,. strength and
endurance in two weeks time: =,
aorsed BY former United States Sem
ators, U. s. Army Generals. many
nhysicians and prominent men. Even
the Pope at Rome mentioned ! fayon- yn
pTietor of the Pharmacy Normale OF
satisfaction guaranteed or the man
ufscturers will refund your money.
word 'NUXATED" on every package
"a tho letters NJ. I. on every tablet
sold by all druggists.
The Washington times., 1921-03-05
'SDADSEES
HIS SON TAKE OATH
Or. George T. Harding Enjoys
Thrill That Has Come to
Few Men.

An honor given to few men-that Of
seeing a son wsorn in as President OF
the United states-was granted yes
terday to DR.. George T.. Harding, who,
with tears streaming down his wrin-
killed. cheeks. stood near his son as the
oath of Office was administered by
Chief Justice White.
Despite his advanced age, DIR.
Harding. still a practicing physician
In Marion, is VIGOROUS and apparently
in the best of health. At the conclu-
sion of the ceremonies, DR.. Harding
replied to friends, who commented on
the excellence OF the address, saying:
Yes, I said when he was nomina ted
that Warren would make a good can
didste. He will make a good, com
nonsense President. too. He was
brought up that way and can't help
~
The Washington times., 1921-03-05
Kirk Miller Gazes Inside
The Inaugural Cup

piece of brio-a-brao was tenderiy
borne to it's new resting place
They call Il the Executive Mansion
because everybody who rents the
Joint gets executed sooner or later.
Signing q lease to the White House
IL like signing your own demise war
rant at one fell blow.
Since last November the coop has
been more of . Quiet House than .
White House You could count the
chirps that have come from there on
the thumbs Of either hand
SURF. the last breakfast under the
Democratic nag was gobbled up yester-
day morning. No one had much appetite,
but they went through the motions
just to show that they could take
punishment.
It would be interesting to know Of
what the menu consisted. Grapefruit
OF course and grape nuts of necessity.
The latter had been the Administra-
ask the squirrels which have kept
silent vigil in the Blond Bungalow
grounds all these years.
Former Secretary Daniels just
adored grapenuts and Mr.. Baker was
nuts about 'em. That or something
else
Cereals in one form or another are
the star of life, but II seems that the
out-stepping administration leaned
pretty heavily on grapenuts.
After the squirrel food, the late
liabilities of 1900 Pennsylvania had
their choice of two eggs. The table
d'hote menu called for either egg, but
not both
Coffee was rushed over from
Childs' and they called IL a meal All
the crumbs were removed from the
carpet So that the Republicans can't
say the Democrats left any entangiing
alliances or discriminating evidence
For one brief hour yesterday the White
House was in charge of the afore-
mentioned squirrels who have kept
sheir tryst 50 faithfully during 10
these many years. Eight to be exact
At IL o'clock Mr.. Wilson escaped to
the Capitol, where he signed pledges
never to run for office again. nor
from one. 1t was noon before
Brother Harding was cussed-in. and
during these feet sixty minutes the
White House rodents had full con-
troll They were commander-in-chief
of the United States army and navy
forever. Long may she wave.
The White House policemen stood
OF at a discreet distance and gave
the nut hounds complete sway
They jumped into that revolving door
and made II twirl faster than any
squirrel cage ever mounted on silver
plated ball bearings.
For moons and moons they have
had to stay perched on a limb and see
their human brothers pop in and out
of that centrifugal gateway like corn
In a peanut roaster. Yesterday they had
their twirl at the old churn and fur
was flying fast and fearless. II was
an inspiring sight.
DR.. Wilbur Blue Loss crafts min
gled among the deserted streets to
see that nobody tossed any hats into
the air and that nobody boisterously
cheered the in-limping president He
caught one bird waving an American
flag and reported him to the Depart
ment of Justice.
1t was great day. For the birds
who stayed homo. And the @. o. p.
The Washington times., 1921-03-05
WILSON WILL
Be OBSERVER
Former President Expected to
Keep Keen Eye on Success
sor's Administration.
BY JACK BOYLE.
InterusstonaI News Service.


A fallen star, for the first time to-
day, sat YEARLY back In his chair
to watch, from the other side OF the
footlights. the performance OF the
man who had supplanted him In the
worlds leading part.
WATCHES SUCCESSOR.
Tired, weary, and broken. a. he
showed himself to be yesterday, when
he made his last bow from the Presi-
Dental stage Woodrow Wilson today
was as keenly alive to the possibili-
ties of his old role as when he read
the linea- He 10 watching every
move. every gesture. with the eye OF
q craftsman and q master. Warren
q. Harding could have no more crit,-
cal or appreciative audience
No move In the development OF the
epic drama of . nation win escape
him He viii recognise with the eye
of q veteran every intonation, every
political artince, every play TO the
gallery of the new star. The former
President today watched the nrst act
of the new performance. not from q
stage box, with the reflected glare or
the spotlights upon him. but from an
inconspicuous seat in the rear OF the
gallery. the study of his new home at
234O 8 street How inconspicuous
that seat is was proved yesterday
when only a few of the thousands
gathered to witness the Inauguration
recognised him as he drove unescorted
down Pennsylvania avenue from the
Capitol
HAS MOVED OFTEN.
Wilson has lived in many houses in
the last thirty-one years. Each has
marked a distinct stage in his career.
In 1890 he moved into q modest frame
house on Bayard avenue. Princeton.
Then he was professor of 5urfspru-
dence, with a growing family and
microscopic salary. In that period ne
achieved reputation as writer. MIS-
torian, and an educator. From 1902
, to 1910 he lived in prospect the
lovely and impressive old, UNCOVERED
stone house that shelters the presi-
dents of Princeton.
He exchanged that quiet. dignihed
and academic retreat for the COVER
nors mansion at Trenton. N. j. for
period which marked the develop
ment of his political career. That
career unfolded SO rapidly that his
stay there was brief.
WELDED GREAT POWER.
The White House has been home"
to Woodrow Wilson for eight years.
From it's study he has welded a
power equalled by no other one man
in eastern or western hemisphere
Today he settled down in a new
home and to a new career. to begin
again after thirty-eight years the &C
tive practice Of the law. In no other
phase of his career has he had so
much behind him and so little before.
But those who know him intimately.
know that whatever his physical con-
dition may be, his spirit is undaunted.
The senior member Of the firm OF
Wilson & Colby, attorneys and coun-
cillors at law, did not go to his office
today.
The Washington times., 1921-03-05

666 will break a Cold, Fever and
Grippe quicker than anything
we know, preventing pneumonia.