The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-05-27

ana I've learned us sweet decree
| have learpedE the sweet idecret
Of a love that's full and free,
And the wanderlust) is futile
In its all-seductive plear Enua5'
u Oh, my spirit turns to thee r. r
| With a love that's full and free,
And the wanderlust is futile p Il
In its all-seductive plea! 'n
| rrG7 9r.r q ,E7sgAeoH = ~
j have Fl seen oife's snow-cappec
~ mountains, g15aag
81 have seen its rolling plains;
have sensed its snowy virtues,
L have 9sensed its crimson stains;
sIuhavewseenf its teeming citiesyua
! i have seen it's far-flung rseas,e19
But I've found a g sweet content
ment, .yjSi2o
And it, grips the soul of fnes7ii
aal,'u. 1s!,e.3 ri; a1-1 glita
0h,oit grips the soul of me ;
With ar love that's full and free,
land, the worn door step is dearer
rThanT the wealth of land or sea!
iiaa~uG yaG rf-s i
oh, it grips THE soul iof me !7
With love that's full and free,
And the 1Wanderlust is futile
In its allrseductive plea!
iron iHeoisza1rGa 1152a t' g.
Awbnd bought second hand fliv-
yer org
aSooold it would shimmy and shiver
ron the levels or hills t-~aa .. +
itlhad fever and chills 0AG 4it
And shook all the pep from his
liver. .a~,a gis3trt. ;,
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SIT rs ONE. OF THE MOST DIE
FICUET ARTS In THE WORLD TO
DRESS A MAN PERFECTLY', 59
efuciadates a N. Y. ad.
ri 9m.U ~ **+***
GWedferventlya second the motion.
Even if everything Gelse is all right,
there's always "a hole in his sock!
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Tommy Edison deplores the ignor-
ance Of the average college man.
81 80, .-i5s ****** 5 -.-. Is
Cheer up, Tommy! You ought to
know some of the birds we know
haH ng;seit *****+ sG
g0ne of them rambunctuous
Southerner of the old school, said he
WIS forty years old before he knew
that damn Yankee" was two sep
arate words. e9eg5J 1g sgaj1 ..1.
ID y,G9f go***+**lo ald a. ~
For fear the reading public may
labor under the tJmisapprehension
that dead men tell tales, the N. Y.
Tribune Ysaid regarding the air mail
service investigation, "a statement
written by Pilot J. P. Christensen
PREVIOUS to his recent death in a
fall at Cleveland"
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In the same strain of investigation
1t. Eversoll said, "One man got so
drunk he lay in one of the hangers
most of the next day with a hang
over" bcs
| Well, you have to admit the drunk
picked an appropriate place.
**#*%*
BERLIN FORCE MOBOLIZING
ON THE ODER" chants news head
ing. 4.a..: ..Ir ..-
*$**** ...-- --.d
! It should have been spelled
"O-D-O-R9. Judging by the stencil that
is constantly coming out of Germany
like gas waves.I sao2u fr-eJ,. 10 Tia.
&*#**+
Our idea, of ddinbbell is the faded
out wash rag with 'physic like a
era ssfbpperl who tries to tell big
healthy brute who smokes at isn't
RUVu 1OHLS ou! -,. .f-.t . 70. ,r" ~ ~
- edoc's T***S* .a.
-"WORLD HAS RARE CHANCE
10 aDlSARM,B says Rep. MoRdell.
1 90, ytiy'f,s s+****f a5ta .,a -,
| ,YOu'd bettenlsay "FAT CHANCE"
| rs IsaJ =!swF**t4+ .I94'ra i.st
I 9Mrsm Bungholeu Tor Mrs, Bergdoll
we should say tho it's all the same
thingl said no one, knows where she
buried sher iyellow7liyered whelp's POI
o. goidara z'aw o. s'F- zsa t| g.
Of ia-l-ar *****+
With Sherlock Holmes sagacity W,
rise to suggest that it's probabl!
buried in that tomato patch she plant
ed on the bunch she had from thu
stars.
Ii{a ~ %*4*** 3 Ersth.
| t'STILLMA!N~ TO SETTLE HIS
MARTIAL DIFFICULTIES OUT OF
! COURT" elucidates a Gazette story
| .i.is g. st h**#&&
"MARTIALp is right Judging b!
the fights he has had!
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We herewith serve notice on Don
aid Walker that we will subscrib,
to the Literary Digest from him i
he reads this colyum of wit, woe ant
wisdom.
K$S&#@
No fair to tell him!