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The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10

sort here with news about the zoo.
"Ah," said Mr.. Cassowary. "but who
would write the news?"
mo one need write it," said Mr..
Collared Butcher Bird. "for we will
not exactly copy the people with our
newspaper We will have something
little different.
1--WE will recite our news instead OF
writing it or printing it. AS we can't
write, and as we can't print, it would
be better that way"
81 see. see," said Mr.. CassOwary.
"Your idea Is very good, very good,
indeed" /,
And" said Mr.. CoIlared Butcher
Bird, 1--WE can each tell swhatever
news we have to tell. just as we would
write It or print 1t II we could write or
print.
1--WE can each speak in turn, and
we can call our newspaper The Birds
Paper or we could call it Nature
Happenings In Our Town. or we could
call it, Events Of Importance to Those
Iney concern.
"We even might call our paper, The
Society Paper Of the Birds, Paper
Telling of the Society Notes Of Inter,
est and Importance in the Bird
World"
Good idea" said the CassOwary
''Then, instead of writing our news we
will each speak piece of news or q
society note in turn"
"Apd we might like to give you 9
little notice." said Mr.. Sparrow, who
was outside of the COllared Butcher
Birds cage.
"Of course, you would want to be
! in it too" said the Goldfinch. who was
in the park Of the zoo, not far from
the outside cage yards Of the zoe
! birds.
"And so would you" chirped the
Sparrow. "You know you would"
"Room for ALL" said Mr.. Collared
Butcher Bird. "Well. will begin:
"This will be my item of news.
"'Mr. C0llared Butcher Bird. late Of
Australia, who has recently taken
cage at the Bird Apartments, Zoo
Park, wishes to inform his friend.
that he never weighed the lizards ant
small birds he ate in the free state
nor charged them to himself. And IL
spite of his name he never Overcharget
customers, mainly, he states, because
he had no customers
| "My item Is this: The Sparrow
! Family of Tree Six, River Driveway
had one of their worst quarrels tn
other day. They claim, however, the.
can do better STILL"
my news is this" said Mr.. CassO
wary.
"'Mr. Cassowary, Yard Home, tn
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
Wouldn't Commit Himself.

Recently the Terre Haute (Ind.)
school board, following a suggestion Of
Superintendent Tilley, changed a rul-
ing which had barred married women
from teaching In the schools and per-
mitted them to come in. One Of the
curious ones present turned to Mr..
Tilley. $50 you believe that women
should get married, do your he
asked
Mr.. Tilley's eyes twinkled. "Elther
that or teach school," he retorted.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
Daily Short Story.

Potiphar Wampoodle had words with
his wife at breakfast about the way
the eggs were cooked.
"Pm tired Of this sort Of thing" he
declared. From here 90 to the
river"
So he did.
He loafed around the river front,
kidded the boatmen. and even accepted
a little guaranteed hootch.
1t was very late when he wended
his way homeward.
Then he had words with his wife
about some alleged pork chops he
found on the supper charlottesville
COurier-Journal.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10

Il o o, ! q I e o L
New Guinea, re-
c. thy informed
his friends he
had swallowed a
door-knob. When
asked if he felt
the ill effects he
said not as yet,
though he had
Q w all Ow e d the
doOr-knob four
years ago.
Il have some
thing to add
said Mr.. Squirrel.
:" The Squirrel
Family are put
ting away their
winter 8 Oc k.
They will need
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10

Time Kept by Standard Clocks.
The time of the whole Of the United
States east Of the Rockies Is regulated
by three standard clocks kept In an
underground vault at the naval obser-
vatory in Washington. These clocks
are wound by electricity, and their
beats are transmitted electrically
throughout the observatory; the vault
Is never entered except in cases Of
emergency.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10


Robert Perry, age six, is the SON
Of Paul Perry, Of Greensburg. Like
all boys Of school age, he is OF an
tnquisitive turn Of mind. and frequent
~ asks questions Of his father which
bring only grunt In reply.
At dinner the other evening Rob
ert was eating steak.
"Papa. what Is steak7 Where does
Ct come fromw
That was an easy one for papa,
and he promptly responded:
"Fr0m. cows, son."
But he was not prepared for the
neH one:
~FrOm our two cows, papa
Indianapolis News. \
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10

h ave a Bird
Newspaper a n d
report all the inn
port an t society
events which hap
pen in the zoo.
1--WE heard peO-
pie whO've come
to the zoo, talk
ing a b out the
news they have
read in the news
papers, how so
and so was mar
ried, and how a
new little girl ar
rived at such and
such a house.
1T seems to me
we should have
something of the
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10

i continued using it until I had taken
eight bottles. Now I am very well and
can do my own homework. can gladly
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's medicine
20 suffering women. Mrs. BERTHA
LIERINc, R. F. D., Ravenswood, w. Va.
The ordinary day of most housewives
Is ceaseless treadmill of washing.
cooking, cleaning, mending, sweeping,
busting and caring for little ones. How
much harder the tasks when some de-
rangement Of the system causes head
aches, backaches, bearing-down pains
and nervousness. Every such woman
should profit by Mrs. Liering's expert
ence. Remember this, for over forty
years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been restoring health.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
Strict CommerciaIism.

"You moved your audience to tears"
said the admiring friend.
Eyes" replied Mr.. Stormington
Barnes. "We're going to make some
money out of this play"
"Your art Is being compensated at
last"
Eyes. And besides that we're going
to carry a side line of pocket handker-
chiefs to be sold to our weeping audi
tors
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
Make YOUR own opportunities.

Make Your Own Opportunities.
When. you feel the fancied greater
opportunities of other fields tugging
at your sleeve Just hold q short COM
munion with yourself and remember
that It's the man and not the line which
achieves success. You will then de-
eide that there Is nothing better than
the work you are doing and that you
make your own opportunities by the
spirit yau> pnt into your task every
dav Of the year.-Selected.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
BOSCHEE'S SYRUP

AlIays Irritation, soothes and Heals
Throat and Lung Inflammation.
The almost constant irritation of q
cough keeps the delicate mucous MEM
brane Of the throat and lungs In a con-
gested condition, which Boschee's Syrup
gently and quickly soothes and heals.
For this reason 1t has been a favorite
household remedy for colds. coughs,
bronchitis and especially for lung
troubles in millions Of homes all over
the world for the last f1fty-five years,
enabling the patient to obtain good
nights rest. free from coughing, with
easy expectoration in the morning.
You can buy Boschee's Syrup wherever
medicines are sold.-Advertisement.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
First .1Weathsr Man."

An Englishman, Francis Cation, was
the first real weather man. Gallon
was u cousin Of Charles Darwin. He
was born in England In 1924. Whether
he was really able to forecast rain
and sunshine with more accuracy than
his successors is an open question;
but It is certain that he was the first
to attempt the charting, on a large
scale, Of the progress Of the elements
OF weather. The methods devised by
him, In modified form, are used to this
dav
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
Spud Murphv's Girl

Spud Murphy says: Il don't mind
that girl of mine bein' stuck on her
folks, but I'm darned II know why
she thinks that every time call It's
up to her to bust out the family album"
The Leatherneck
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
cutlcura for Sore hands.

cutleura for Sore Hands.
Soak hands on retiring In the hot suds
Of Cuticura Soap, dry and rub in Gu
ticura Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This Is
only one Of the things Cuticura will do
If Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used
for all toilet purposes. Advertisement.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
GOLD MEDAL.
<ll9lM'Qn
EIs2alII 3S ~

The National Remedy Of Holland for over
400 years; it Is an enemy Of all pains re-
cutting from kidney, liver and uric acid
troubles. All druggists, three sizes.
1eok fer he name Gold Medal on evsry boz
and accept 40 imitation
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
BETTER
DEAD

Life is q burden when the body
Is racked with pain. Everything
worries and the victim becomes
respondent and downhearted. To
bring back the sunshine take
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
Necessary.

"Tom. 1 told you to keep that
dachshund out of the dinig-roOm."
part of him has to project into
the dining-room. my dear, when feed
him In the kitchenette. "-LOuisville
COurier-J Journal.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
One on Bobbie.

"Mother. can't have two pieces Of
pie for dinner. tOday?'
YES. Bobbia Just cut the piece
you have III two"
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
cAnlei

The principal trouble with matri-
mony is that you can't marry girl
and still want to sit alone with her
In the dark.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10

ana Mn8mmaClOn 30
that ] was not able
to do my Homework.
i consulted several
doctors but none
seemed to give me
relief. l read in a
paper about Lydia
|E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound so
l decided to try it,
and before the first
bottle was gone /
| found great relief m
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
Stake Holder.

"Those two girls bet kiss about
something" whats it to your I'm
holding the stakes."-Life.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
|l!|llI[ Evening
I&@z||Zl|YX
I ~ - @4
NARY GRAHAM BONNER
BIRD SOCIETY NOTES.

"Well," said Mr.. Collared Butcher
Bird, who was living in the zoo, Il
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
SUFFERED SEVEN
LONG YEARS
Finally Relieved by taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Ravenswood, W.Va.-s.Fors seven long
Doafs suffered from female trouble
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-12-10
Why guess about it.
When you can know about it?

Suppose guide said
This way there's a safe and pleasant
Dad to your destination, with no risks or
troubles on the way" and
THAT way there's road that good
MANY have stalled on and turned back
from but you may get through"
Which would you take9
Postum is a thoroughly agreeable and
satisfying meal-time drink, and you're
sure that it's perfectly safe for health.
Coffee contains drug qualities which dis
t,,rb and harm the health Of many.
Postum or coffee7 Which road7
Why guess when you can know1
Postum comes forms: Instant Postum Tin un9
..A. Instantly In cup the addition Of boiling wae
Postum Cereal lin pakagss of larger bulk Tor mos VINO
800, 20 make he drink while ths meal being prepared
nads By boiling for 70 ninussa Sold by ~ ssoesa
Postum for Health
There's Reason
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-01-28
A Full Line OF Almost New
Farm Machinery.

! almost new farm wagon, 3 Ia, four inch tire,
medium height, all complete; new sixteen-nch
Mccormick disc disc on side new sixteen inch
saky pow, new SuMa ,n on Is. wak t anu one
five foot bar; new Mccormick hay rake, ten foot;
new Campbell corn drill; walking Rock Island lister,
never sticks; Morrison walking pow; l new six disc
goodwill used about three days; some old harness and
some extra collars; almost new set heavy work har-
ness; feed bunk Ia foot long; good hay rack, IA
feet long; good galvanized water tank; good as
new power washing machine, and many other small
articles too numerous to mention.
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-01-28
HOLSTEIN CATTLE
Ny Splendid Herd of HOlstein
Dairy Cows.

These cows range in age from 2years
to years old. They are ali pure.breds
except one, which is quarter out.
Every cow has a sound udder, and a
well developed udder. All free from
any disease, and every one a good
butter COW. All of them are perfectly
gentle for any one to milk, except one
twO-year old heifer just recently
fresh, which is breaking out nicely, and COM
ing along all right. One of these cows will
probably be fresh about sale day. They are
allbred, except one, which is fresh now. They
are all extra heavy mixers.
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-01-28
Sale will Be Held Regardless Of Weather.

n
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-01-28
FOR SALE

Some extra good thoroughbred Po-
land-China Boars-fall pigs, weight
100 to $50 ounds. Price, $50 to See
without papers, or with papers, extra
cost for securing them.
CLARENCE HALL,
Forbes, Mo.
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-01-28
As HOGS As

"a head of pure bred Duroc-Jersey bred
SOws, and one Poland China, part of them are
recorded and all are eligible. About IL head
of these sOws will have pigs by sale day; the
others will farrow in February and March,
except five, which will farrow later; all have
been vaccinated for cholera and swine plague.
All bred to DurOc-Jersey males. These sOws
have had a ration of alfalfa hay every day
along with their other feeds.
20 head of ShOats, both sex. l believe this
is a better bunch of sows than sold at my
last sale.
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-01-28

Residence For Sale,
The residence property known Is the
Lawn Hotel property 10 for sale. Call
at residence for terms.
WIN. N. MORRIS.
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-01-28

Money for Farm Leans.
W. SIGSoN LOAN . TEM41 co.,
-. vviss Or pAsss ~ sr Ssrns Z
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-01-28
HAY and GRAIN

There may be some baled alfalfa hay.
A lot of good hand picked seed corn, called the
Cattle King" This is yellow corn, a very deep
grain, has very strong termination, an extra
heavy yeider.
Evening journal., 1921-10-03
Shore TRANSIT
into EASTON
Main and Branch Route
Buses Wil[Connect for
Transfers Here
ONE CAR ALREADY
is DELIVERED

EAsToN. Md. Oct. s.-Inquiries
were made here last week for a
suitable location for the terminal OF
the Shore Transit Line. which will
operate a line OF buses for both
freight and passengers up and down
the Eastern Shore. Large heated
quarters are required for the hous-
ing Of large passenger trucks A
waiting room and ticket ONCE, CEN
trally located, are wanted and some
experienced employees needed before
operation starts on December 1.
Easton will be the terminal for
the line running from Salisbury and
the one running from Elkton. Both
will meet here and take passengers
from branch lines coming from
Trappe. Claiborne. Federalsburg,
Denton and Greensboro.
Charles L. Walker. Of the firm
Of c. /. Walker and Company. Phila-
delphia. was here in the interest Of
the new company. Mr.. Walker
stated that one Of the busses has al
ready been delivered and will be
taken to various towns on the routes
for inspection. It is expected TO ar
rive in Easton between October 8
and 10.
About 40 men win find employ
ment here with the bus line.
Evening journal., 1921-10-03

OF retail sales has been large. in
spite OF current unemployment. Mer-
chandise stocks have been consid-
erably depleted and the demand for
manufactured goods shows promise
Of Improvement Figures from saw
ings banks indicate little impair
ment OF the buying power OF thu,
public.
How long it viii be before good
times" actually return. no one can
say. The periods OF depression IN
1923. 19O7-S. 1914-15. were in each
case OF about is months duration
Business has not been duh for NOR,
than a year. although theiworst con-
ditions have prevailed for only about
six months
But Little Affected.
II Is encouraging 10 remember
however. that even at the point OF
greatest depression the total volum'
OF the nations business Is. after all
but little affected. The most radica
fluctuations do not carry the pros
pcrity curve more than IS or 90 pc
cent. above or below the norma
Evening journal., 1921-10-03
UNAPPRECLATED FOLK
The Maiden Aunt

and the housework.
When Nellie's baby came, Nellie's
mother had to oficiate glowingly at
the bassinet when callers came TO
glimpse the wonderful child and so
couldn't Aunt Milly help out with
the work for a while?" she asked.
OF course Aunt Milly could and
did
Somehow. with the magic Of
such mild little folk, Aunt Milly ac-
cumulated $500 out Of the pittance
which was paid her here and there
FOR a decent burial she used 20
say. And the assurance Of that
seemed to be quite enough reward
for Aunt Milly's life.
But Aunt Alilly had reckoned
without her nephews thenl There
was Henry-she always kept house
for him while his wife took her
vacation. He paid her railroad
fare for that.
With Ralph. whose health failed
she went into the wilds of Canada
and shared the burden Of a chicken
Evening journal., 1921-10-03
By wM. FELLowEs MORGAN

President. The Merchants Associa-
ton OF New York.
There are two main causes, In my
opinion. for the prevailing business
stagnation.
The first and most important is
the readjustment incident TO re-
turn TO normal conditions. During
the war the entire economic struc-
ture was disarranged. In many in
stances the government took con-
troll OF existing agencies. such as the
railroads and shipping, and intro
duced Innovations with respect TO
management and wages which. while
doubtless necessary at the time. are
unsuited TO peace conditions.
All our energies were bent toward
the production necessary 10 winning
the war. and prices rose TO abnor-
NAL levels. Now that the stimulus
OF protecting our national life has
been Withdrawn, the law of supply
and demand again prevails and de-
fation Is in progress.
Demand Shrinkage.
The shrinkage OF demand curtaii,
/ HiNuuNAANn anu creates STU NllnI
which is equally hard for employer
and empioye. causing strikes ant
unrest
The second Is the great difficult,
I'm finding markets abroad for ou
produce. II would be very helpful q
we had such an outlet for our in
dustry. but the other nations OF tn
world are going through an evei
severer course OF readjustment thar
we are and. furthermore. sine
practically all OF them owe US enor
nous debts. the rate OF exchange 1
so heavily In our favor that II 1
practically impossible for them Z
purchase OF us.
Thus the loss OF our foreign mar
. ket comes at a time when our do
. mestic market Is at It's lowest ebb.
The present business depressio
g must terminate sooner or later jus
e as the boom period which foilowe
the war came to an end. Such radi
q cal fluctuations in our national pros
. perity more or less inevitably fol
lowed the great arrangement in ou
ID economic structure brought about b
the war.
Buying Encouraging.
Moreover. Il is as likely that sim
Evening journal., 1921-10-03
BY RUTH AGNES ABELING

She's a mild looking little person.
You know the second you see her
that there have always been a mill
lion places for her-but none Of
them has ever been in the least de-
coraive. They've been practical
sort Of places.
They've been places where she
couldn't have much to say but had
world 10 do. It's always been
that way with Aunt Milly.
When she planned her first va
cation in 10 years. a hilarious three
day visit with the stouts in the
country who intended paying her
fare in return for her assistance in
making the apple butter. Ethel wrote
that little Jimmie was ill and she
needed someone to help with the
housework.
Maids are so expensive, is Aunt
Milly doing anything just nowg'
Ethers letter finished.
And so little Aunt Milly was bum
died on the train and off for Ethers
Evening journal., 1921-10-03
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH US, ANYWAY?
William Feoyes Morgan President of the Merchants Association
of New York, Tells.

lar changes will occur In the future
until we devise some method OF
keeping more accurate account OF
the worlds stocks on hand and OF
measuring, prospective demand for
our products so that we can better
Anticipate netds and operate our in
dustries accordingly.
Present stagnation. however
should not be made tho occasion
for undue pessimism. Although the
prohibitive exchange rates of Euro
pean countries are still preventinl
3 the rapid development OF the foreign
market. domestic buying is proceed.
Ing at an encouraging rate.
In fact. for some time the volum,
Evening journal., 1921-10-03

farm-untn Ralph fell victim OF a
Canadian girls smile. OF course he
paid Aunt Milly's fare back to the
Statesl
And finally Harry borrowed the
burial money to invest in a casket
manufacturing company which
failed.
And now, since Aunt Milly's too
old to take care of babies and do
housework, the relatives are talking
about ~ old ladies' home and won
dering II they could get together
the small admittance fee, while
Aunt Milly, mild little person. likes
everyone and believes in everybody
That's the way with Aunt Millys-
have you one?
Evening journal., 1921-10-03
SELL DENTON HOTEL.

GREENSBORO. Nd. oct 3-Cap-
tain Charles W. Wright has sold the
Brick Hotel at Denton, to a Mr.. Por-
ter. Of Onancock. Va. who will take
charge Of the property the first OF
the year.
John II. Baggs. who has conducted
the hotel for a number OF years. will
retire.
Evening journal., 1921-10-03
lSs2sSls.l.! sg....I
Fs0c1 n
|.IlsS9sls. SlEGlS5

The following transfers OF city
property, have been recorded;
Walnut street. 1904; J. Bacon
Stubbs NJ. D.. from Elizabeth NJ.
Hill. $3.50.
Riverview avenue, 1910; Frederick
Mccall from Chas. F. Brown. $4.-
600.
Walnut street. north OF Eighth
street; Samuel L. johnson from Al
bert W. Posey, S225O.
Lombard street, 800; James Save
zuk, from Victoria Przybylski, s2,-
900.
Market street. 2sls; Juston E.
Knight, from Phillip Mcdonnell.
s65OO.
jefferson street, 23O4: Elise B.
Tingle. from Harry Galbreath. s4,-
Tenth street, 500 West: Morris
Shlein. from Samuel Yasen. $1,000.
Fourth street, east OF Delamore
Place; Chas. II. LeCarpentier from
Miles Sweeney. $500.
Jackson street.. 5O4 North: Adele
p. CERES. from Samuel Z. Richard
son. s27O0.
Oak street. 1856; Kazimir Bare
zynski. from Michael Szmieda, ST.
800.
Pine street, north OF Eighth street;
VIM. Connolly. from Anna H.
Haughey. guardian, $3.50.
Hamilton street, south Of Six
teenth street; Andrew A. Kincaid.
from Diamond Engineering CO..
$3.50.
Eighth street. sO7 East; Grace
Z. Ellingsworth from Harry Braun
stein. $500.
Elm street, s20; Jakub sobiech
from James j. Donovan, $500.
Twenty-thrd street, IA East;
Joseph A. Smith from George H.
Hastings. $4,000.
Poplar street. 92s; Athon Bart
kus, from Bronislaw Branski, ST.
400
Vandever avenue, 72S: John Good
from Harry Yelner. S4SOO.
ID street. 1911; VIM. F. Dietrich
from Barnet weinstock. s25OO.
81 Delaware avenue west Of Lincoln
street; Nathan Bailey from Harry L.
Craig, s3SO0.
Parrish street. southeast corner
OF Third street; Samuel Feldman
from ISABELLA McB. Waugh. $3.50.
Heald street. north OF Eleventh
street; James L. Faulkner from State
Realty Co., s400.
New Castle avenue. s26; Jacob
CARRIER from Mako Turko. s1925.
Market street west OF Twenty
sixth street; Abraham Newberry
from Elisha b. Webster. SO.
Adams street. north Of Eleventh
street; Joel Cohen from Joseph
Greenstein. $500.
Oak street north OF Wright street;
Stanislaw Drejka from Waclaw
Lutrzykowski, $3.50.
Orange street. northwest corner
Sixth street; James j. McKenna from
James +. Hoey. $4,000.
Eighth avenue and Duncan street
a lots): KonstantN Czerwinski from
Frank Grabowski, $4,000.
Harrison street. south OF Fifth
street; Harry +. Walker from Maud
+. Kenyon, S2700.
Scott street south OF Fifth street,
Thomas Diminni from Dominica
Ricci. $500.
Linden street. 1915; stanislav
Dudek from Rafal Kopysteski, ST..
900.