South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-16
MAN IN THE STREET

= HE Man Is THE STREET
In another column OF todays IS
5e will De found 81 card OF thanks
rom Mrs. Charles Endlich which has
me bearing on this Sunday feature.
less fhan a week The Man ia the
- rect was able % raise S33I.5Q fOI
be little ones out at the Orphans
ONE without any fireworks. and to-
as Mrs. Endlich. chairman. aCk-
owledgcs our efforts with dignifed
saHks. We may say that the work
81 one Of love on our part and we
rust that at some future time we
= ay again have the pleasure Of help
q the good cause
gorge p. williams. that irrepres-
y character OF the Mishawaka
a 8Olen Mfg Co. inquisiuye as they
make en-. asks us TO tell our read
IS something about the land we
kne from. What does he want?
btland IL Draw wee land on tn
0rth Of England There is water
early all around II and whisk8y ov-
a large Iart Of a.. There is great
4fneral wealth IN the country. Gold
rs been found IN central localities
we'll as I'm the pockets Of the ma
es. but IA both cases It is difficult
q work. It's population IL about
-Four and a half millions, and its
j ,hief exports are Harry Lauder and
ArotCh whisky. Enough OF the lat
Is kept AZ home 10 satisfy home
FasUmption. It's chief import Of re-
eut years has been Winston
hurchll. A part OF the native cos
#tUme IS called the kilt: IL resembles
a small petticOat, in pattern Ike a
ZChess board but in cold weather
#constdered a draught board. II was
*frst Invented because the abOTig-
lines could not get trousers big
&cnough 10 get their feet through
<Afelr national instrument is called
bagpipe. the only one alive in In
iiana being i'm the possession Of one
Sailed Sandy McTavish. a Mishawak-
IAN by adoption. on being blown the
&haEpipe produces tune. Scotch
EreEimants have been known 20
3march TO death during the music OF
pipes but Il is not known
ether their willingness 20 face the
,rNCr was inspired by their desire
escape the latter The man the
Pecotch people go crazy about it
Robbie Burns. IL is denied that h
! was born in Brummagen. His chief
productions were stop Your Tick
lin Jock" and "ScOts What Haze"
In c. Inclusion It may be mentioned
that the national characteristic i9
reckless expenditures What more do
you want. George
II eggs get much higher they will
be boOtegged.
Perhaps humanity will always be
too mutton headed to learn that
greed unrestrained viii produce &c
ononic paralysis every time. A two
legged hog who is out to get II al
ought 20 know that the all must give
out eventually.
OF course we are not overlooking
the possibility that we may be denied
tho great thrill OF 10Y we are antiCi-
pating OF a hair-pulling and eye
gOuging festival in the republican
paTty. But we are Just playing that
they can not bury their differences
and the democratic party in the
| same grave.
The interesting citizen who IS al
ways wondering where hell will
break loose next ia probably Devil
dered in these times He might as
well return TO his knitting and let
human frenzy take its course.
Getting in debt Is all right for the
man who knows how 10 get out. but
otherwise It Is like a fellow jumping
kinr deep water without being able
- swim.
Eggs Soar" quoth a headline.
y Yes, and another appropriate head
inc would be "Egg-eaters Sore"
But. after al. II nations had sense
enough TO avoid imitation. greed and
either vices IN war times, there would
be no war.
a Connecticut man on trial for
murder kissed the widow OF his vic
tim IN the court r. ON and came near
\ -stampeding the trial and paralyzinE
his own wife. Some people call this