Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-04-08
Inter Mountain
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Edison did not discover the talking
machine. A fellow named Adam beat
him to lt.--Carson City (Nev) News.
How to pay the income tax isn't
bothering us half as Tarch as how tn
get the income.--W innemucca (NevJ
Star.
"rhe day of the vampire is waning"
ob,erves Theda Bara. A few gray
hairs and some wrinkles do 1t, eh2-
salt Lake Telegram.
Nothing pleascs pretty woman
more than to be seen on the street with
another woman who isn't pretty Mid
vale Udaho) Reporter.
our new secretary OF VIA cSd speak
Chinese, but what we want is some
body who can talk so the Japs eau
understand it.--Price (Utst) sun.
But then, even long'before there was
such thing as medical beer" there
we're those who pronounced * pretty
good medicine, especially on a hot.
thirsty day.-Butte (Mont.) Miner.
FiiCr needs either n revival Of tine
curfcw ordinance, or else parents
should exercise greater vigilance in
knowing the whereabouts of their
youngsters at night.--F'ller Qdaho)
Record.
Judging from the amount of liquor
being withdrawn from bonded ware
houses for sacramento purposes, there
must be big wave Of religion sweep
ing over the land.-Brigham City
(Utah) Journal.
Germans are wagering as much AS
| 50.000,000 marks In n single day on
the race tracks of Berlin. Even In
terms of real money these sums would
go some distance toward relieving the
distress OF which the Germans COM
| plain.-Idaho Falls Qdako) Times.
| Register.
Whatever may be the pet ideas of
| those who elect n life of bloomered,
| lngle-bessedness, n woman never was
born 10 be n Judge and jury. Her scep-
ter Is caress, and her boundless EN-
pire realm of love. When she fails
there her power over man has largely
windled.-Pocatello Qdaho) Tribune.
| Utah seems to have sidetracked it's
widely advertised legislation limiting
the height of the heel on woman'a
shoes in order TO pass an anti-tobaccO
law. y The millennium will
probably come before zealots of the
Utah species, now so certain that they
are right, learn that they are nearly 81
wrong Goldfiald (Nev) Tribune.
Many people argue that the new
anti-cigarNtte law will not accomplish
anything. They are wrong. 1t will
enable mnay parents who are too busy
going to dances anG card parties and
have growing boys TO pass the buck to
The sheriff and that's one of the pur-
poses for which the bill was intro.
'uced.-Prlce (Utah) News-Advocate.
A New Zealand authority asserts
I that Japin Is planning to take Aus
tralla ana then step over and annex
the United States. But don't let 1t
disturb your peace &c mind. Wen
have pl"nty OF time to down q few
more chicken dinners before we have
to kowtnw to the little brown mlkado.
Logan (Utah) Journal.
The majority of farmers who own
dairy herds In Carson Valley fully
realize the folly of feeding and milk
ing COW that only produces 20t
pounds OF butter-fat per year, when
through a good animal, the yearly out
put can be raised 10 $50 or 400 pounds
with the same amount of feed and
lnbor.-Gardnervi (Nev) Record
/, Courier.
Considering the fact that England
required territory about half the siz'
Of the United States in Africa by the
world war, and that this country hai
been paying England for transporting
Its troops 1t would seem about tint
to drop any further discussion abou
canCelling the ten million dollar lOaI
made England. - Greybull (WyO
Standard.
Senator Frank GOodlng likes to sa
, that Idaho's wealth is her soil. Blu
, the senator is not quite right, No
her soil bur her water, makes Idah