The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-07-24

. rescue them
mink foo myself doing N" .
."Itcp. hon" toward church with a .
real estate man kicking my heels .
who akiuucd no in % deal last week .
and - buptlcggcr behind him, and "A .
.,oIIorr graduate behind him and "a .
h,yrunt behind tho rwhd ~ uH.
think ! t"cl myself being prod
dcd IN the middle ~ tho back and /
sound nap hF church usher WIN .
hIs,mb what does this blue law .
delegation TAX" us rYr unywny who
nro Nc thnt wc should ho rct under
and guarded round and h"vcrcd .
over Ike bunch ~ carly spring
chickens In rat district We didnt
have y word 10 ray about h"inG lhnd
"a ON this Mundane ehor" and ""
probably won't have much 20 ShH |
about our departure. 80 please allu" /
ua u few privileges On route
lie likes sermon
ono thing ! Ike about church ~ |
the sermon n II isn't too long one |
thing I don't Ike H the solois' with |
n crcak IN his voice who kocps the |
congregation in d state ~ nervous
terror for fear holl fan down some
whcro along the first mountainous.
then nuysmul song route he takes
The whole church honvcs sigh ~
.rcliof and silently Rivcs thanks while
u fcw ~ the holder ones clap aud
praise the Lord aloud when it's over.
Another thing which gcis all my
poure and Tranquility for the time
are those loud songs hy tho choir
aHk you houcstly now did YOU
cvcr understand ak words In row
OF thcm? BcRidog tho "linllclulah-
Amen" | never got more than three!
They are undoubtedly beautiful
songs whom sung In comtortHhl"
tone OF voice but what man after
spending a strenuous half Of Satur-
day night balancing n set of books
that won't balance can spend a quiet
hour In church Sunday morning II
he should 80 much as bat an eye In
slecp no would wake thinking the
world was on fire all because one
little man with one little magic stick
called "a baton H. stretching ana
! pounding the air and wishing ill-luck
to the fatcs that only gave him five
} feet and one inch OF height when
ho should have grown seven In order
to renCh higher and mako those
songs go louder, and louder and
louder! what manner of man coud
condemn "A band concert In open air
after being dclugod with all l}edlam
! I'm church, | always have wanted
To confess to the church that | have
nerves That believe the whole
p congregation has nerves, excepting
, possibly the soloist or solo inc and
, the choir.
, What most OF us desire In church
q IN "A good sermon with no graveyard
- tales attached and good sweet music
O OF the kind the common folks can
, aing, when the church renders
. moro service and lcss style congro-
4 cations Will grow. Why not find
what the people want and give 1t 70
them. You win find very few who
4 actually crave the vulgar and oh
n scene
= some shows Taboo.
4. out OF the ten shows In town there
,. are only one or two which run th'
10 Itcut shoot and blood letting brand o
" pictures and these seldom run then
A. the same days oh yea. | go t'
n shows and ~ does everyone else
j. apparently. but ! don't attend thii
particular variety
's Having nerves. I usually patroniz'
j. such az Down on the Farm oi
~ The Old Swimmin' Hole" with q
d good natural scenery picture throwr
= In, Just as long as | can i've ant
- God gives man the ingenuity to In
W vent uiu t'lllll'N' NiNli "''i''A "
10 things I'm going to Investigate
them. We can't all take month
or two OFF each year to live In tn
y mountains, 80 the next best thing i
I to take to the nearest hills and pla!
we have "A mountain or go see
wonderful mountain picture. The.
s are classics within themselves AM
are Godsond to the common peo
pie.
have two predominant habits
s one Of going to church Sunda
- mornings aud to the woods or
good show sunday afternoons. Don
anybody faint or get hystcrica
= thinking I'm going TO heaven ON on
II log and to Russia on the other.
ee grew NJ In large and happ
\ family OF seven children. That wa
l. of course before the high cost Il
l. living made birth control necessary
our wise and honorable parent
% never put any wooden shoes ON on
growing brains We were taugt
r that all things were decent az lon
W as they were dcCcntly carried or
- We went TO church and to dance
" We gathered around the old orga
" (nover was swcctcr toned one
!, and sang all the funny songs of IN
" day. Then we went after the ol
v love songs like "Annie Laurie an
~ After the Ball' and wound up wit
~ a dozen or 40 out Of the gosp'
a hymn books. on sunday we wor
T. to sunday school and church an
=, II the week had hcer PARTICULAR
4 strenuous all thos" who hadn
" dates" could go swimming or fish
!, ing as they pleased In the after
.' Moons
1 Defense OF Fishing.
, Ever hear tell of folks Committin
d, sins while they fishcd9 Ever knu'
r OF anyone going swimming wit
j. malice atorothought2 | got a goo
working knowledge ot Gods plan b
watching IIis insects \ great rc
- spcCt for His knowledge when | hc
Z gan to study the law NJ Hight an
l. shade as / sat on "A log and tishc
and w8tchrd it's effect on water,
a., did "A lot Of my growing up a tr,
and a lot of actual worshipping ur
der a tree.
- I'm asking all YOU blue law pr,
" moters II you tdlle away the work
I'd ing mans only day FOR rccroatiu
g., what are you EoinE to give him II
,c stead? MUS he 60 90 church morI
~, iugs and twiddlo hia thumbs aftc
~. moons? Cant even take his faml
in out IN the old fNvNcr, much lo