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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02
Probably That's Il.

"Your new maid is very pretty"
"My husband doesn't think SO"
you mean he's wise enough to say
he doesn't think so,"-Loulsyllle Cour.
Ier-Journal.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02
can't Get Away From II.


"Thls book tens you how to econo-
mice
DO I need a book to tell me that?"
"Huh?'
Economy is forced on me. can't
get away from It,"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02
Precocloua

Flatbush-Do you know when baby
begins to thlnk2 ,.h-
Bensonhurst-Why, sure. sllFp8
Flatbush-Well, when7
Bensonhurst-Mlne began to think
thot | ought TO walk the floor with
him the first week he arrived In tho
house. ...------ ------------.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02
Far From the Maddinu Crowd.

"Where are those who once drew my
carriage demanded Yoricli Hamm.
what now?'
"We're out Of gasoline" --Louisvil
C0urler-Journal.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02
Tho Reason Why.

81 hear young Eyer is going to re-
form. BY The way, ne IL dea1 nroKe,"
"1'mt accounts for his wanting 20
mend"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02
6ha La Amused.

snow you know that you, jaza
baby, never intend to marry a college
professor" ..t4s
Maybe not"
"Then why let him make love to
your"
Jaw, It's such fun to hear a college
professor converse In gurgles."
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02
Useful Knocking.

We would have less wordy clamor
And more roofs to shield our domes
II the fellow with the hammer ,
Used II In constructing homes. y
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02
RInhtol

Rlghtol
Young DIultirox-I'll never forget
the time I proposed to you.
Miss Maintenance Righto. old dearl
I don't intend to lot you forget 1t,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02
Correctly costumcd

Western paper-The gloom wa
dressed in the conventional black.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02

A FINANCIAL STRiNGENcY
Visiting Statesman: You seem TO
be suffering shortage OF currency.
How do you account for III
Comrade Ivan offullteh: Industrial
unrest. The counterfeitsrs Of soviet
money have gone on strike and de-
mand a daily wage In gold.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-02
Tho Law Of Compensation.
LrllngSa5ar,r

Ny con, beware the cares that Turk
In a dishonest furry.
CRATER doesn't do much work.
But how he has to worry!
The Cordova daily times., 1921-07-30
RICH YOUTH CAUGHT
 STEALING TRAIN RIDE
CBy International News scrvice)

(By International News ScryiCe)
 EMIGRATION, July 30. Robert Peel. aged twenty. son of wealthy Washington family and a student at Cornell University, was arrested here by railroad police on charge of "bumming" a ride on a freight train. Peet who was dressed in stylish cor druoy riding brooches. hightop leath- CT moccasins. golf stockings and an army shirt, said: q don't have to travel this way. My people have lots of money. But like the adventure; I like the life of a yagrant"
 He had SIS when arrested, but said that sum would meet all his needs un- till he reaches California. He has just finished two years at Cornell.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-07-30
HAPPENINGS OF LOCAL INTEREST
 AROUND TOWN

Divers are inspecting the piling under the ocean warf.
 Arne Olson and wife have re. turned to town from the Alaska Sea Food plant.
 The launch Waif has returned from a trip to Kachmac bay and Capt Chas. Matthews brought back about twenty-five tons of Alaskan coal
 Jack Johnson, formerly draughts- man for the Copper River railway, was recently married to young lady of Portland, iu which city he is now residing
 Deputy Marshal w. L. Fursman and wife. who have been in the states for several weeks, left Seat tie last uight on their return to Cordova.
 Miss Marie Yeaman, one of the nurses at the Cordova general hos pital, who has been on a visit to the states, is a returning passenger on the Northwestern. which sailed from Seattle last night
 On Saturday night next the Cor doya Athletic Club will give it's ini. tial dance at Eagle hall, and judg ing from the number of tickets al ready sold practically everybody in town will be there. Music by the Empress orchestra
 The boy scouts wish to thank the Cordova Daily Times for always pub fishing their notices and doings as a donation to them and the cause for which they stand They also wish 10 thank MT Walter M Wolf for do- nating about $500 worth of paint used in painting the scouts boat.
 Nj. l.. Merritt. the new assistant district forester for the Alaska dis trict. with headquarters at Juneau the Northwestern. He will spend some time on the Chugach forest, probably making a trip to Katalla and to different points about Prince
The Cordova daily times., 1921-07-30

William sound and possibly to the westward.
 John F. Grant, of Howston. Texas, is here from the interior. on tour of Alaska.
 Mir. and Mrs Antone Johanson have named their baby daughter Fora Evangeline.
 The steamship Alameda was at Port Ashton at o'clock this morn ing, loading canned salmon. and Is due here tonight on her southbound trip
 MT. and Mrs. A. J. Graham, of Boston, and Mrs. C. Nj. Dickens, of Mobile, Alabama. were arrivals on this afternoons train from Fairbanks, and will return home on the Alameda tomorrow.
 Miss Mable Vance, who has been the guest of her sister-in-law, Mrs. ". G. Vance for the past few months, was the honored guest at surprise party Friday evening. given at the home of Mrs. V. C. Vance.
 Dr. Charles Daggett left on the Admiral Watson, accompanied by his assistant, Miss Agnes Hudson, for Anchorage, where he will open dental office in the Boyle building. The doctors family may join him later The Cordova office will con tinue to be conducted by Dr. NJ L. Biggs. with Miss Mary Monyhan as his assistant,
 A pretty wedding took place Sat urday evening June 9 at Chisana, when Mrs. Lucia Clark, became the bride of Albert sidney Johnston the CermOny taking place at the home of Mir. and Mrs w. F. James. and was performed by Anthony McGettigan United States commissioner.
 Mrs. Johnston who halls from sun ny California; came North this spring with her brother w F. James the well known and successful mining man of Chisana.
 Mr. Johnston is an old time resi- dent of Alaska and is well and fav- orably known throughout the terri tory.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-07-30

Hard Times dance tonight after the show at the Empress cabaret Every bOdy's out for good time tonight Who will be the lucky one to get the big box of Canterbury Choco- lates?
The Cordova daily times., 1921-07-30
SPECIAL CONCERT AT
 EMPRESS TOMORROW

Sunday night at the Empress the ater, Albert Hay Malotte. organist of the Liberty theater. Seattle. will play the following program:
 1, Sextette from Lucia" Donizetti 2. "Elegie" ............................ Massenet 3. Scotch Melodies .......... Arranged 4. Glow Worm" .................... Lincke 5. Medley of Popular Songs.
 This is treat which every lover of music will look forward to with keenest anticipation, and the pro- gram, which includes both classical and popular selections. has been planned by MT. Malotte with a view of pleasing his entire audience.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-07-30

Deputy Marshal w. l.. Fursmar and wife, who have been in the states for several weeks, left Seat tie last night on their return tc Cordova.
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1921-03-03
NORTHWESTERN REDUCES
FREIGT TRAINS

Beginning last week the way
freight between Rapid City and
Pierre over the local line of the
will make but three
round trips each week.
Number AZ will leave Rapid City
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri
days and number Al will leave
Pierre Tuesdays, Thursdays and
Saturdays, making the Sunday lay
over at Rapid City. Only one
crew will operate the freight, in
stead of three crews as heretofore.
Two crews have been laid off.
This new schedule will cause a
lot of Inconvenience for passengers
who have made custom of trav-
cling on the freight to and from
the small towns along the line.
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1921-03-03

sure of this. mo, we amt"
Because we believe that the
teaching of the past six months
right here in Haakon county is
that what the world needs is more
consumers, more city fellers" with
money in their deans to buy the
farmers products.
Two years ago the world was
suffering from too mny consumers
and not enough producers Now
all that is changed, and we have
production enough and to spare,
but not enough consumers, And
we believe that some of our far
mer friends secretly realize this,
becase they have not been coming
around to poster us much lately.
In their prayers, we imagine that
they are praying for the Lord to
send them another plague of law
yers, doctors, clerks, stenograph-
ers, and other non-producers to
eat up their crops, before another
comes along.
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1921-03-03
NO SCHOOL LAND WILL BE
SOLD IN HAAKON COUNTY

For the last four or five years
there has been more or less spec
ulation about the time when school
lands may be placed upon the mar
ket in Haakon county. 1t has gen.
orally been supposed that when
after the war values were in the
neighbrohood of fifty dollars the
state would begin to let some OF
its lands go, especially in the nor
thcrn part of the county. But all
prospects of any sales this year
are at an end. In fact, no school
lands will be sold in any of the
counties of the stare this spring,
though the rentals will hr made
as usual at the county auditors
offices in the several counties.
The state land board at a meet
ing decided that this spring would
not be practical time for offering
state lands for sale, and 40 sales
will be advertised. Real estate
prices are so uncertain and the
ability of the average purchaser
to make such investments is limit
ed and it was considered uest un-
der the circumstance to eliminate
the sales for the the present year.
The indications are that there may
be some falling OF of leases IN
sections where the scarcity Of live
stock has made the state lands
less desirable but the demand 10,
the leased land is one which is
governed by the demand ut tie
date of leasing rhe latter part of
March, and conditions may be
such by that time that the demand
will be equal 70 that Of former
years.
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1921-03-03
r FARMER NEEDS CONSUMERS

We believe that theree is no &C.
onomic program that is entirely
sound. 1t is just in the nature of
men that they mix some faIschOod
with their truth when they start
out to reform the world.
And besides this no truth seems
to be very stable. What seems true
today about economic problems, is
clearly false by tomorrow, and in
the discard the day after.
Our farmer friends, who drop
into the Piomeer-Rcview office oc-
rasionaiiy to tell ns gocd-nat"rediy
how the world, including this news
paper should be run, have seemed
to us to set great store on the fact
that they are the salt of the earth
because they are the producers of
the world. And this has been the
foundation of much recent polite
al philosophy. The producer has
been the king of all he could sur
FCy II Has DECh piCLLy hIiCEIty
stated, time and again, that the
producers of wealth were entitled
to take possession of the eaerth
and run it, and that the lawyers,
doctors, merchants, and other nom
producers should get off the earth
or go to work. We confess that we
used to think there was consider
able logic in this, and we have
wondered at times if there was
any real use of a newspaper man.
In snch moments we have serious
ly considered closing up the shop,
and have considered the plan of
camping out on a sheltered Haa-
kon county hillside with bunch
Of milk cows, as one of the worlds
real producers. But during the
last few months we hav'nt been so
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1921-03-03
COMMITTEE OF IL PROPOSES A
PLAN FOR GRAIN MAR
KETING.

Huron, S. D.,-The committee of
seventeen of the American Farm
Bureau federation in session at
Kansas City recommends a plan
of marketing which provides for
the incorporation of National
Sales agency in the form of a nom
stock, non-profiit, grain-growers
organization. This will provide for
the marketing of grain by virtue
of contracts with farmers cooper
ative elevators or with local grain
growers cooperative associations.
The growers of grain will take
membership in the National
Sales agency. They will then effect
an agrememnt with their local CO.
operative elevator or with their
local grain growers association to
deliver theeir grain on the basis
of either sales contract with the
National agency to handle the
grain.
1t is proposed that the National
Sales agency will control, through
ownership OF the voting stock, ter
minal agencies, warehouse corpor-
alton, finance corporation, export
corporation and service depart
ments.
The membership subscript,oas ef
the growers will provide the Nat
ional Sales agency with the Initial
working capital necessary for the
acquisition of facilities for the inn
handling Of grain consign-
ment. later the RUNNING expenses
of the National Sales agency will
be secured by assessing handling
charge on the grain marketed thru
its offices.
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1921-03-03
Notice of the Time Appointed fC
Proving Will

State of South Dakota, County
of Haakon, SIS.
In County Court.
In the matter of the Estate Of
James d. Dibble, Deceased.
The State of South Dakota sends
Greetings to Sarah E. Gambrel,
Laura GambreI, Laura Dibble and
all who are heirs, next of kin Of
James d. Dibble, Deceased.
Pursuant to an Order of said
Court, made or the 18Th day of
February A. D. 1921, notice is
hereby given that Saturday the
5th day of March A. D. 1921, at
10 o'clock A. NJ. of said day, at
the office of the Judge Of said
Court, at Philip, in the County of
Haakon has been appointed as the
time and place for proving the
Will of said James D. DibbIe, de
ceased, and for hearing the said
petition for probate thereof and
the issuance of Letters Testamen-
tary therein, when and where any
person interested may appear and
contest the same.
Dated at Philip, South Dakota,
the 18th day of February, A. d.
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1921-03-03
CONDEMN HIGH PRICED
STOCK FOODS
Prominent Hog Rraiser Says Prices
Charged Are Unwarranted-
Makes His Own Hog
Food With Better
Results

That he is al Through paying
fancy prices for stock foods and
hog remedies and that he is rails
ing some of the best hogs ever
placed on the market" was the
statement made recently by E. H.
Beckstead, well-known hog raiser
and authority on live stock.
Mr. Beckstead's hogs are the en-
vyof his neighbors, and have top
ped the market" for several years
in Iowa He states that for years
he bought high-priced hog foods
and hog remedies, but he is all
through paying extravagant prices
for what he can make himself. He
states that what the hogs need
are minerals, and tells the secret
of his wonderful success by ex-
planning that he takes about five
pounds of ordinary mineraline
(Which is pure concentrated min
erals and cost only a couple of
dollars) and mixes same with
enough bran or filler to make a
hundred pounds. All hogs, and
especially brood sows require min
erals as they keep them free from
worms and in the pink of condi-
ton, and are essential to the hogs
growth and we'll balanced ration.
This inexpensive mixture placed
in a sheltered box where the hogs.
can get at it as they need it, will
produce far better results than any
high-priced so-called stock foods.
Send two dolalrs to the Miner
aline Chemical Co., 1888 North
Wells ST., Chicago, ILL.,, and they
will forward you by prepaid par
eel post, enough mineraline to
make full hundred pounds.
(Adv) 13 at
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1921-03-03
Notice of the Time Appointed for
Proving Will.

State of South Dakota, County
of Haakon, SIS.
In County Court.
In the matter of the Estate os
William Staffenborg, Deceased.
The State of South Dakota sends
Greetings to Elizabeth Staten
borg, Elizabeth Sullivan, Mary
Pfeifer, Hattie Ginther, Robert
Walter, Susan Staffenborg, Mary
Staffenborg, Joseph Staffenborg,
Frank Staffenborg and all heirs,
next of kin of William Staffenborg
deceased.
Pursuant to an order of said
Court, made on the 18th day of
February, A. d. 1921, notice is
hereby given that Saturday the
5th day of March, A. d. 1921, at
10 o'clock A. M, of said day at
the office of the Judge of said
Court, at Philip in the County of
Haakon has been appointed as the
tiliiC diiu IldCS lOI ptONihS GhI
Will of said William Staffenborg,
deceased, and for hearing the said
petition for probate thereof and
the issuance of Letters Testamen-
tary therein, when and where any
person interested may appear and
contest the same.
Dated at Philip, South Dakota
the 18th day of February A. ID.
1921.
By The Court:
o. K. Whitney, Judge of the
County Court.
Attest:
A. S. Anderson, Clerk of the
County Court.
H. l.. Brown, Attorney for Pc
titioner. feb II mar 3
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1921-03-03

Wyoming Monarch Coal
per ton. ........... s12 so
Virginia Splint. screened,
per ton ............. s1s 90
Virginia SpIint, mine run
per ton ............ SIS 90
Farmers Elevator, Philip, S. d.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-18
AMERICAN NAVAL OFFICER WAS
VICTIM Of UNPR0voKED ATTACK
BY JAPANESE SENTRY, ALLEGED
Man Responsible for the Death Of Lieutenant
w. H. Landgon Has Been Recommended for
Court Martial; u. S. Officials Will Conduct
Thorough Probe of the Tragedy.
(BY THE ASSOCIATED PREss.)

inquiry, added that the sentry had
been recommended for court mar
tial by the Japanese authorities.
While the dispatches were more
complete than any previous ones
and while officials expressed graft
fication that an agreement had
been reached AS to what happened,
no tendency was displayed in Of
ficial circles to relax the determi-
tion to investigate the matter
thoroughly. and for that reason
Admiral Gleaves will continue to
the Siberian port. State depart
ment officials also continued to
await a reply to the note sent Ja-
pan requesting an explanation or
the incident and assurances that It
would not be repeated.
The state department was In
formed that Langdon, who Is de-
| scribed as "a total abstainer," was
returning to his ship early on jan
! nary s, using a flashlight to pick
his way along an ice-covered street.
The sentry was on duty before the
headauagters Of the japanese Elsvs
| enth division,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-18

people, but is statewide and ma
tionwide.
Frank Cooper, a travelling sales
man and representative of an ad-
vertising company, subscribed to
$3.50 in stock and Connie Hilton, Of
| Dallas, Texas, interested in a string
of hotels in Texas towns, invested
| $500 in Albuquerque's $780, 900
hotel.
Subscriptions Are Starters.
Members of the hotel committee
stated that the sum raised last
night will be greatly increased by
further subscriptions from the
large number who bought stock in
the first meeting of the campaign.
Many who were at the meeting
last night did not make their sub
scriptions, preferring to wait until
the opening day Of the campaign,
and, members of the committee
stated, many citizens who will in
.est sabstanti0i a,3moVnta In thl
project were unable to attend the
dinner and will have an opportuni-
| ty during the next four days to be-
come stockholders in the new hotel.
AS an exhibition Of pep and civic
spirit, last nights meeting was ex-
cellently staged. Before the din
ner was served, the first act of "A
Two-Act Play" was given. Follow
ing the dinner the second act was
given.
"Inspiration' Winner.
The first act was a dialogue be-
tween Inspiration and Rip Van
Wrinkle. Inspiration, played by A.
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tContinnad on Page Twol
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-18
Federal TRADE COMMISSIONS
REPORT IS INJURING PACKERS
BUSINESS OVERSEAS, IS CLAIM
Institute of American Meat Men Says Serious
Disaster Threatens the Livestock Industry
of the u S. AS the Result of Charges Which
Are Alleged to Be Unjust
(BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS.

The commission, 1t is charged,
sent to the diplomatic bureau a
form letter to be used in transmit
ting the report, saying:
''There is enclosed a copy of the
summary of the report of the fed
eral trade commission on the meat
industry which was recently re-
leased for publication by President
Wilson and which may be of in
terest to your government.
"By this form letter." says the in
stitute, president Wilson was
made to extend the invitation ia
foreign governments to take the
fundamental action which the
commission said was necessary to
prevent international control OF
meat products by the American
packers"
The institute says that members
of congress after reading the Brit
ish committee report. which
quotes from the trade commission
report, will appreciate the serious
disaster which threatens the live
stock industry of this country as q
consequence of the deliberate cir.
iculation in foreign countries by the
federal trade commission Of Its
false and unjust charges against
American packers"
The British committees report
says: mo complaint was made
Cat hearings held by IT. of unfail
trading by the American compan'
les beyond severe cutting of prices
| for the purpose of developing trade
or clearing surplus stocks" but I
charges that there is at least q
tacit understanding between tht
American meat companies to re
spect each others position which
secures to them all the economic
advantages Of an active combina
ttion."
The committee recommends tina
"it should be the declared policy o
his majesty's government to pre-
vent the percentage of the bee
trade, which is at present In for
eign hands, from increasing to TN
Iloss of producers at home and IL
the dominions and of British i'm
I porting companies" and that ex
lpansion of foreign interests in tn
United Kingdom should be re
lstrained by taxation and subsidizin!
Refrigerated shipping companies'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-18
BILLS INTRODUCED TO
CURB ACTIVITIES OF
LOBBYISTS AT CAPITAL

Washington, Jan. 1.-Two bills
designed to circumscribe the activ-
tiles of lobbyists were introduced
today iii the senate, one by Senator
Kenyon, republican, Iowa, and the
other by Senator Overman, demo-
crat, North Carolina. Both would
require lobbyists to register and re-
port the money received and ex-
pended by them and its source. The
Overman measure also would re-
quire the employer of the lobby
list to report on these expenditures
and would make it unlawful for
any person to seek to influence
legislative action except by ap-
pearing before congressional COM
mittees in open session or through.
publicity or printed arguments or
briefs filed with members of con-
gress.
The Kenyon bill would require
persons seeking to influence deci-
sions of executive departments to
register and report on their expen-
ditures and it especially says for
mer members Of congress are in
cluded among those affected.
Both measures propose fines of
from $500 to $4,000 for violation OF
i any of their provisions.