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The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
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On the News
By ROBERT CULLEN

The only building that has CONE
down far enough to suit Ms 10 the
house Of HohenEollern.
Eventually John Bull may deods
that. q black -and-tsn kept at homf
il worth two In the ambush q
Men might live longer without
tobacco, at that; but one can't see
what good it would do them
The worst never happens" de-
clxres an opttmist So here is ono
man who hasn't yet seen tho
toddie.
The gunner have no chance .
complain Their business is hoidr
ing up.
Our own opinion is that these fst
married men do a lot of eager chas.
ing before they are tempted by .
vamp.
There are many ways TO collect
what Europe owes. but letting he
taxpayers move over here isn't one
Of them.
The vets will argue that the
prune still gets stewed. but YOU win
notice that IL seldom gets into the
best society.
when the Puritans force as q
20 TO church. We shall have one
consolation Pipe organs have nc
tazz attachment
George Harvey says he il learning
not to talk. II Is unfortunate thai
we hEyen't a few thousand mors
diplomatic posts q
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04

XCX-A G0OD-MORNING NOTE
Nancy awoke from q dreamless
sleep at the sound Of tap on her
sitting room door.
It was the Hardings' maid. minus
her musical comedy outfit, with the
breakfast chocolate
Nancy stretched luxuriouely ana
shifted into q more comfortable
posture on her narrow couch.
rs Mrs. Lewis awaken she
asked, while the maid drew aside
the curtains to let in the pale win
ter sunlight.
mo, madam. Shall call herr"
| The girl stopped to gather up
Nancy's evening gown from the lit
tie heap on the floor, where It had
rested all night She could not re-
frain from a reproachful glance at
its wearer as she shook out its
cleaning folds.
mo. Don't disturb her"
Nancy tucked an extra pillow be-
hind her shoulders, yawningly, and
For the first time she noted that
an unstamped envelope addressed
to her lay there. The writing was
unfamiliar She tore it open Ian
guidly.
Within was a sheet of notepaper
| encrusted in silver with the name:
Frederick Barton Langwell.- Writ
ten under IL was a single verse:
The myrtle and the rose. the rose.
The sunshine and the swallow;
The wish that comes, the dream
that goes,
The memories that follow
Beneath II. underscored. was
written: Good morning."
Nancy re-read 1t with a smile.
well. at least. he's origfnal!" ?"
she thought Most men would
have tucked Il in a box of flowers
The memories that follow won
der what he means by tnatf I hao
. vretched evening"
She was pensively pouring out
her chocolate, when she suddenly
set down the pot, and taking of the
lid turned It over curiously.
Her Sevres chocolate set was hel
pride and Joy!
She looked at the maid. who wa.
Strengthening up the room. and said
with self-feisned carelessness:
How did Mrs. Harding manage
to secure such a clever imitation OF
Sevres ware?-
'T don't know. madam. She got
II the day after the baby broke the
other"
The other chocolate set, you
mean7-
'Yes. madam"
-Mmm."
Nancy twirled the lid about in her
fingers, looking at II distastefully,
and then. with a sudden impulsive
gesture, flung II into the fireplace
where It shattered and dropped
tnkingly through the bars of the
iron crate.
She realized suddenly why men
always want to break things when
they are angry The sound Of tina,
crunching china was music to her
ears
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
Daily Hardknot.

There Is a city in Maine that, II
triply beheaded. becomes a kind
of vase
Then there is a city In Massa-
chusetts that, IL beheaded three
times. becomes q weight
We know of q New Hampshire
city which becomes a string af-
ter it has been triply beheaded.
IAnswer to yesterdays: %,
wolf, golf. gulf. gump, lump,
lamp, lamb. (2), ny, fay, bay,
bey. bee. (3). wren, when, then.
thee, tree, free, fee, few, clev,
crew, crow.l
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
FOR GRACE!

Comes . clever and kind
suggestion from Grace" who
failed to sign her last name.
We wish she had disclosed her
identity, Her note says:
In the Nuts to Crack you
asked what two animals does
one sleep with? Wherewith,
you answer-two calves.
7 say three animals-two
calves and hare (hair)."
But Grace, how about .
bald man?
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
Hou to Break
Neu Ball GLoue
Is Told by Groh
Written especially for the Boys
and Girls Newspaper by


HEINIE GROH,
Infielder of the Cincinnati Ma
tional League Team.
II / think there Is too much
padding in my new glove 1 rip
open the end OF II and take out
Just enough padding to make .
little pocket in the center Then
i use the glove in practice for a
few days, just to get 1t itted to
my hand.
After each practice i pour
little olive oil in the glove where
the ball has made its imprint.
Then / lay an old ball in the
pocket where the oil is, and put
the glove in some place where it
won't be disturbed till use it
again the next day.
The oil, you see. softens the
leather. and the ball, resting on
the glove. helps shape a good
pocket-and to be a good fielder
you must have a pocket in your
glove.
After each game. once the
glove has been broken in, pour
a little oil on the tip of my finger
and rub the glove carefully.
md that II this isn't done the
leather becomes so hard and stiff
1t is very difficult to hold the ball.
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
Miss Hays Tomorrow

Miss Helen Hayes, comedy
star, and more than that, q born
and bred Washington girl,
talked, to one of the Boys and
Girls Herald reporters in Chi
cago, and tomorrow the Herald
will publish an account Of her
love of the dramatic.
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
SAY BUB-

Is your pal reading those
baseball articles written es-
pecialIy for this newspaper by
the big leaguers, and printed
in this section? II he isn't
probably he doesn't know
about them. Tip him -off-and
don't fail to read them your
self.
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
Today's Great Person.
May -Your Birthdays

John James Audubon, the
American naturalist. VINO was
-the friend of the birds" He
was born Thursday, May 4,
1850. in Louisiana and died
on Saturday. January -, 1851,
in New, York There Is a So
ciety of bird lovers which
bears his name-The Audubon
Society
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
WHO PLAYS TODAY

The following teams play
baseball today on municipal
grounds; Hyde VS. Jackson.
Georgetown; wheatley VS. Msdi-
son. Rosedale; Gales VS. Seaton.
New York Avenue; Gage VS.
Cleveland, Bloomingdale.
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
Borrowed Husbands;
tGJ TX AMarriedLifeStory GQ
ANA44SqW-l' s''sd''dk Barbour /tWl

For heavens sake! What in the
world!-
Peggy Lewis, her hair in disarray.
clutching a kimono inadequately
around her bare arms and shoulders,
stood in the doorway.
Come n Peggy" invited Nancy,
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
Nuts TO Crack.

Why is a circus acrobat a man
of wonderful digestion?
Yesterdays: Jim asked John
when a stone wall is like a fsh.
John did not know, but had he
been bright" he would have an
swered: when it's scaled-")
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
This Wins the Derby!

Small boy-"Papa, why do they
always give hats for prizes in
auto racesZ-
They don't. What makes you
think that?"
You always said that Resta
won the derby"
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
How Far Can a Kangaroo
jump?

The largest kangaroos average
between twenty and thirty feet
at q jump. They travel along by
gigantic leaps, and maintain the
length of their stride as the hu-
man runner does.
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
A Familiar Quotation.
CWho wrote it?)

(Who wrote it?)
If It had been beoy It 1ronld
hare bit You.
Yesterdays: 'The better the
day the better the deed."-Thomas
Middletown. -The Phoenix"
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04

chocolate There's a dear! Every
body else IN this house has tea for
breakfast, and i haven't the cour-
age, to ask Mother Hardings cook
to make more. She's such an on
grouchr'
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04

Plain Empire-shape Univer-
sal Aluminium Conse Percola-
tors cup size. sSos, s-cup
size, ss.2sa Soup size. sxssp IA
cup size, se-3s.
Plain Colonial Pattern Univer-
sal Aluminium Percolators-l-
cup size s4ss, s-cup size, s<ss,
Soup size, ss.4st 14-cup size,
2-quart Coffee Pots, szss.
Frying Pans-1s-inch, sz.zs,
11-inch, s1]s.
Tea Kettles es-s-quart, sl.se,
sh-ouart. ss.z&
Hou,ewsr.s Section. nftA. hces.
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
SALE OF UNIVERSAL
ALUMINIUM UTENSILS
At Savings Of 0ne-Fouth from the Usual Prices

Handsome, Shapely. Heavy Alu-
minum Utensils with a bright polish
that is easy to keep looking well
at all times.
You probably know what splen-
did kitchen things of all sorts are
sold by the Universal makers and
these utensils are fully up to their
usual standard.
IT. Convex Kettles s-quart,
a. s1.ze, i-Quart, s2-osI 6-Qusrt,
up s2.ssI s-Qusrt $50.
Convex Saucepans-3-quart-
s1.7e, t-ouart- szIes' s-quart-
r. s2.es-
., Pudding Pans 1h-quart.
.e 7Se, 2-qusrt. ssei 3-ouart, s1.Ik.
Dousle-lipped ssucepans -
1-ouart, roc, 1k-ouart, sse, q
quart, s1.oSI 1h-ouart. s1.2s1
q, 3-Quart, s1.4s.
Pie Plstes-lo-inch. soc.
'ey Cake Pans - sh-inch. soc
and eee.
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
ECRU NET
GUTMPES
Specially Priced, $50 Each

One style is made with the
very popular Peter Pan collar,
finely tucked and trimmed with
lace insertion and edging. The
other is square neck with tuxedo
collar, trimmed with embroidery
tucks and lace insertion.
These were bought at a con
cession in price and arc offered
at nearly one-third less than this
quality is usually sold.
Neckwesr Section. First seor.
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
Practical Little Play Aprons, $1.50 and 81
Rompers and Creepers, 81 to $3.50
White Pique Wash Hats, $1.5o

Smartest little shapes with pink blue chambray facing, as
hats of blue duck with bunedon and draw
string. Sizes 10, 70 and inches
Baby Shop Fourth socr.
The Washington herald., 1921-05-04
We sell Hosvers on
convenient terms

Hou..~,r-. section. vsts s.rr.
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
WONDERS or A TROPICAL SEA

The steamer slides over per fectiy flat and matchless blue sea (the Indian ocean). crinkled slightly now and again by gentle breezes. but for days at a time as smooth as miilpond.
 Porpoises play under the bow, as if making light of the iaoorinS exotic monster whose best speed would not prevent their swimming circles around her. Flying fish rise in silvcf< swarms before the ship to sail obliquely to port and starboard with the sun upon their wings. Vivid green snakes lie lazily upon the sur- face of the water like lizards upon
 sand Superb silhouettes of the African coast of the Red Sea. invis- ible in the distance until the sum- sinks behind the Sicrras. floodin- peak and canyon with flame. seem like gigantic illustrations for Dante's Inferno"
 Night after night the Southern | Cross, riding majestically, resplen- dently, over the starboard bow. the
 whole Armament growing nearer. the entire galaxy of stars gaining bril- | liancy, the steamer forges ahead into the heart of the tropics. cradled fl i fire. Nowhere else in the sever
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
1SH To RENT HUBBY AT $s0OO A YEAR

"Gene Is a writer. he writes lovely poems to me and wants to write other things Of course. hc couldn't support us yet on writing. It nearly kills him to have me work here
 -'Oh. how 1 wish I could ciothc you In the lovely gowns and jewels you deserve he said
 ~T know 1 replied. You would sell diamonds and rubics for me-if you had them
 1T would sell the most valuable things I had in the world for you.' he replied.
 ~'But you. yourself. are the most valuable thing in tho world I cried.
 "'Ah. an idea. l will sell myself, said Gene.
 Wasn't 1t bcautifulg-
 ".Never. never,' protested Not sell--but-maybc you might rem yourself out"
 So there you are. That's how thss newest solution of the man shortags l. CO., operative idea came into being. I found Gene posed Mercury-like | half way between a condensed miu | can and a poem. in a room (top flool | front) in a theatrical boarding house | He gave me a poem and his viewr First of all. In reply to my query. h' | said he was not on the stage. but h | was wounded and gassed in activ service at the front. He is 22. H measures up to his wife's description My idea" Gene said. -is to be perfect companion for any woman Il or man. would accompany then
 anywhere. perform any legitimat duty
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
ex ALICE ROBE

NEW YORK. June 23-Girls-- whether you are Is or 60-would you like to rent husband? Have you $5.000?
 Come early: the rush is on,
 Here's lovely young bride who makes the offer. She wrote this a0 herself.
 FOR RENT-One husband. Terms.
 $5.0oo year. Qualifications. Hand
 some, lovely disposition. great
 adaptability. stays home nights
 beautiful singing voice. wonderfus
 ball room dancer, superior educa-
 tion-vINA DELMAR (Mrs. Gene
 Delmar)-
 And husband is willing. Each party to the unusual proposition told me So.
 The unique situation is the result of that merciless economic struggle which so often besets youthful tenn perament and genius caught in the mazes of loves young dream Mrs. Delmar (nee CariagD is jus' about the prettiest. cutest little trick" who ever ripped into Broad way managers office She has Erea' brown eyes. long curling lashes. curv- ing red lips and lovely straight nose
 ~Do you think publicity will hur Genes literary career?" she asked me Being assured that publicity wa being used even in the most success l ful literary and theatrical circles. sh | consented to speak | "I met Gene in a Greenwich Vii | lake rendezvous. It was case Q | love at first sight We got marie | the next day.
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
MADE PROFIT ON MARRIAGE

A remarkable story Of how a young Hungarian made a profit Of million crowns (now about t72ool by specu- iating with his wlse's dowry and then sending her and her dowry back to her father has just come to light m Budapest
 Four months ago Joseph Klein. ( young merchant Of Budapest of small means. married a Trnnsyivnrisn girl and received with her a dowry Of : million Ruunanian iel fworth at pres ent exchange rates about iE cents per lcil
 The bridegroom quickly changed hls wife's dowry Into Hungarian tDrrency and received in exchnnxs f4 million crowns. the crown then being quoted seven to the let After the honeymoon the youns husband found that his good opinion of both the Rumanian currency and of his wife had declined. and that the crown was now only five to the isi. ! Mir. Klein thercupon bought hAcA his wife's doxrry for 10 million crosnl and sent her and her dowry back fs her father. By that transection kieir
 made n clear profit of million crowns and ls now said Co bc on th| lookout for another wife-
 This is an example of how th,
 marriage market here has been sf fected by the nnctuafions of cx change vafucs When the Hunrnr1a'
 crown sank very low. the value Q Transyivanis. south Hunga~ian on
 slovak girls. backed by good Rn
 manisn lcL Juxo siav dinars an
 czecho- Siovak sokoiz. rose consider ably in the eyes Of the Hunxaris youths and at least as many nArchc were made on the exchange as 1
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
MOST. PRIMITlVE RAcE

The Kubun a race stfil utterly
 savage. who lnhabif the vast virgin
 forests Of southern SurnAtra. have
 been investigated by Prof. Wilhelm
 Nolz. the reorxraphcr Of BreMiau-
 Professor voltz found these people
 ztrugxilnx % hard for life in the for
 e<ts that they grow old at 70 and
 seldom reach the age of %.
 The Kuhu- gre cut off from the outside world by the mountains along the west coast of SurnAtr1 and vast. swAmps aicng the east coast Bel tween theso .lmo<f inprne<racie bar rs<rs they live q ncmkdtc k<c. ~et- | thing only near the rivers. tn small | scattered groups. They neither hunt | nor fixn. po&s<ss no ArUs. and few | implements living much 4< tree | dwelling anfhropoid apes must have lived. except that they have learned | to drive short pieces Of wood info ! tree trunks to serve az steps
 The Kubus seem to bc almost alone
 among primitive people ln po<><<<lrr no burial customA When one of tha.r number cies they leave the body | where if lies and co their way wlth- out ceremony. They possess q isn- \ xukxc with very simple vocabulary. since their Ideas do no< 70 beyond tn> needs of everyday life. and Frc<e<<or volz was unable 10 d4scorer any res ] uxious ide2s-Lxrirg Aga
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
INDICTMENT IF
 . CHIEF IF POLICE l. FOLLOWS R|OT
fRepublIc.n A. ?. Leased wlreJ


 TULSA, okla, June 25.-Chief of Police John A. Gustafson of the Tulsa police department. and other members of the department were indicted today by the grand jury in connection with the recent race riots and on charges of permitting vice.
 Other indictments in connection with auto thefts were returned against Ray Ward. head of the police automobile recovery department. Roy
 Meacham. traffic officer; F. F. WRd- dell. chief of police of Sand Springs. suburb. and F. D. Williams, sand Springs policeman
 The charges against Chief Gustaf- son are that he failed to enforce the prohibitory law, to suppress vice. to enforce the law against carrying fire arms, 10 enforce the law against the theft of automobiles: that he con- l spired with Police Officers Ray Ward | and Roy Rreacham and one c. O.. Brady in this regard, and that he I failed to perform his duty as chief of police in suppressing rioting and I footing.
 member of the conspiracy with Gus tafson. Ward and Brady to dispose of stolen automobiles
 I The charge against Ward is that The, as head of the automobile bureau lin the city police department, entered into the alleged automobile thief con lspiracy.
 The report of the grand jury found that the race trouble resulted from armed negroes. marching up town tc defend Dick Rowland. a negro. from
 lynching: that no attempt had beer made to lynch Rowland: that ths negroes were responsible for the riot; that the whites who assembled at tho court house and took part in tn, rI fighting there were not to blame. It found that the underlying caus, lof the riot was the spreading of racia equality doctrine among the negroes by members of their own race.
 It found that the police had not en
 forced the law; refused to place an, blame on Sheriff William McCul tough; deplored newspaper reports O
 the riot and called on the citizenshil to demand law enforcement and com lpetent officials.
 2 The grand jury, fin fixing the blam : I for the riot, declared:
 We find that the race riot wa !. the direct result of an effort by ' certain group of colored men wh appeared at the courthouse on tn 5 night of May 31, for the purpose (
 protecting one Dick Rowland. the :, and now in the custody of the sher
 tiff of Tulsa county for an alleged as sault upon a young white woman
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
NEEpLEss FaETTINc

Speaking of needless worries. we are reliably informed of chap who fretted himself sick for two weeks because he had swiped an umbrella in a restaurant He went around growing pale and kept looking over his shoulder on rainy days, fearing that the owner might pop up. After the second painful week of this sort of thing he told his wife about it and proposed to send the umbrella to the police lost department.
 sWhat." she screamed "Why, you boob, this is the umbrella I bought you Christmas and here are your initials worked inside the covert" It had merely been travelling the rounds of fellow swipers.-Richmond Times Dispatch
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
THE ETERNAL FEMININE

'oh." cried Mrs Gush. what a darling blouse, How much Is this gorgeous creations''
 Fifteen dollars. madam" was the answer.
 Fifteen dollars. and SO sweet for the price" continued Mrs Gush- -It's a dear: just exactly what I want. The color and everything just as like it. I think I will take it. though S15--
 Pardon me. madam" said the as- sistant. "I have made a mistake. This is marked only s5. not s15."
 ~Oh. see. Well. show me some thing a little better.'-Pittsburs Chronicle Telegraph
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
Granted Freedom or, Hdbeas Corpus Writ, Woman Makes Escape

I6epuhlIcan A. P. Lea&eo WtreJ
 ELL PASo, Texas, June 25--While officers debated what to do, Mrs Fay Krupp escaped from the courthouse here today as soon as she had been released by Judge w. D. Howe of the 34th district state court after a ha- beas corpus hearing. New Mexico officers asked for her extradition, alleging she was q fugitive from justice.
 Mrs. Krupp was arrested near Deming, N. Nj. on June 10. in an automobile which carried, federal officers allege, 25 cases of liquor and two pistols After complaint was filed in Derning. officers allowed her to be brought to Fl Paso where she was charged with transporting l liquor.
 | The judge held that since the of ficers let Mrs. Krupp come to Fl Past she was not fugitive from justice so as soon as the decision was madt Mrs Krupp fled, according to fedora l officers. She previously had mad, $4 ,O00 bond on the federal charg' pending here
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
COMPERS BY BIG MAJORITY
 OVER LIE w l s
(Continued from Page One)

cretary of the building trades de- rtment, and James J. Forester. so of Washington, were elected fra nal delegates to the British trade 1 lion congress. Peter J. Brady of 1 w York, who was nominated, 1 thdrew his name. John O'Hara of Danbury, Conn., IS selected as fraternal delegate to aa Canadian trades and labor con ess Cincinnati, Ohio, was selected for as site of the next convention over vrt Worth, Tex, by a vote of 22.4S2 Before adjournment the convention posed of several jurisdictional atters. The proposal to reinstate United Brotherhood of Mainten- ce Of Way Employees and Railway ssop Laborers. which was suspended December. 1919, because of juris Fotional dispute, was referred to the kecutive council. The council was ntructed to take necessary steps to sure the reinstatement of this or nizatfon with It's membership of early 200. 1000. No opposition was oiced on the convention floor against nc proposal.
 
 esident P. ]. Morrin of the bridge nd structural iron workers and fesident Daniel ! Tobin of the amsters over a jurisdictional dis Ute involving these two unions.
 stain cases the unloading Of struc- raI iron from wagons and trucks IS the work of iron workers. Tobfn ok exception to this. The conven- or1 settled 1t by referring it to a unfereflce at Indianapolis with pro- sion for referring ft to three mefn- ITS Of the executive council if the inference should fail.
 decentralization of the executive eunci1 that the theatrical stage ern- ioyes should not assume work of ildfng trades in the motion picture aslustry WIS adopted with provision sat if conference did not settle ths spl1te Independently within IS dayf lsc recommendations Of the commit ae should be made effective
 Other jurindictiona1 disputes re rrad 10 confefence for settlement aclnded that Of the Inachinists witt ne carpentefD and plumbers Tht III Field. 04o wen and Refinerl f5rlterS Were directed to discontinus s.ihdiction over the boi1ermakers and 5r sIn1pbuilders. The steam ana ueratln9 enGineefe were told tha' .1icag6 fire engineers properly wer' nder the jurisdiction of the fir r11ters.
 Tho factiona1 dispute Of the oi
 cid Workers was placed again fl sa hands of Secretary Morrison am ice PreSident William Green, Wh' ere to continue efforts to bring
 ft1emenf.
 "A resolution dealing with gold am nance was referred to the executiv afumiftee.
 when the convention adjourned a
 5i the convention hall was hal npty.
Arizona republican., 1921-06-26
NATIONAL LEAGUE
 UMPIRES TO END
 ORGY OF HITTING
TRepubIIcan A. 2. Leased WIre1

IRepubfican A. P. Leased Wtrel
 NEW YORK, June 25-Nationa1 league umpires have been in structed, before each game. to rub up," in moist dirt, at least two dozen balls for that day. This inexpensive treatment for ircreas- ing a pitchers effectiveness, adopted after experiments with several other substances. has proved best, according to President Heydler.
 He declared no kicks were being received from pitchers and added that no other mears would be em- ployed to doctor balls. He had heard nothing. officially. of the use of a chalk substance in the American league games.
 Several umpires, he declared, had found the soil on one or two diamonds especially effective in taking the gloss off the new balls, ard carried small amounts from one city to another. The orgy of batting is approach ing an end, in the opinion of MT. Heydler.