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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
Q ASTOR a
CHURCH DIRECTORY

st. Johns Lutheran Church-Rev. w.
C. Waltemyer, Pastor.
$3.50 a. m.-Sunday School.
1920 a. m.-Public Worship.
1880 p. m.-Puplic Worship.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
at 1880 p. m.
Methodist Episcopal Church-Rev.
Clarkson r. Banes, Pastor.
$50 q. m.-Sunday School.
1880 q. m.-Preaching Service
No evening services.
Prayer Meeting every Wednesday
evening at 7:30 o'clock.
Teacher Training Glass, Wednes-
day at $3.50 p. m.
Junior Epworth League Saturday
at 800 p. m.
Business meeting and social of the
Winners Bible Glass in the Sunday
School room Thursday evening, De-
cember Goth.
United Brethren Church-Rev. ]. I.
Green, Pastor.
200 p. m.-Sunday School.
$50 D. m.-Christian Endeavor.
7:30 P. M.-Christmas Entertain
ment.
Catoctin Parish (EpiscopaD-W. X.
Damuth, Rector.
st. Stephens, Thurmont
Sunday
8:15 a. m.-Holy Communion
1880 q. m.-Morning Prayer.
Harriott Chapel, Catoctin
Sunday--10:45 a. m.--Sunday School
TOO p. m.-Ev'g Prayer
Saturday
500 o. m.-Children's Service
Our Lady of Mt. Carmel Catholic
Church-Rev. Thomas ]. Wheeler
Pastor.
Sunday
900 O. m.-Mass and Sermon, fol-
lowed by Sunday School.
7:30 p. m.-Evening Service and
Sermon.
Weekdays
TOO a. m.-Mass daily except or
Thursday.
Graceham -Moravian -Church-Rev
Fredk G. Fulmer, Pastor.
$50 a. m.-Sunday School.
1880 a. m.-Morning Worship.
6:45 p. m.-Christian Endeavor.
1880 p. m.-Preaching Service.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29

There 10 more Catarrh In this section
OF the country than all other diseases
put together. and for years 1t was sup
posed to be lncurable. Doctors prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing
to cure with local treatment. pronounced
1t incurable. Catarrh IL q local disease,
greatly Influenced by constitutional con-
ditions and therefore requires constitu.
tional treatment Halls Catarrh Medi.
cine. manufactured by r J. Cheney q
Co., Toledo. Ohio. Ii constitutional
remedy. IL taken internally and acts
thru the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
Of the System. One Hundred Dollars re-
ward In offered for any case that Halls
Catarrh Medicine fails to cure. Send for
circulars and testimonials.
r. J. CHENEY q CO, Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 7bc.
Halrs Family Pils Cor eoassiuaatsa.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
Taking Desperate Chances

1t Is true that many contract severe
colds and recover from them without
taking any precaution or treatment,
and knowledge Of this fact leads
others to take their chances instead
Of giving their colds the needed at
tention. 1t should be borne in mind
that every cold weakens the lungs,
lowers the vitality, makes the system
less able to withstand each succeeding
attack and paves the way for the
more serious diseases. Can you af-
ford to take such desperate chances
when Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,
famous for It's cures of bad colds, may
Do had foE o txffisf adv
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
PIPES BURST.

Last Thursday morning the water
pipes, which pass through the pantry
in the Reformed parsonage, froze and
bursted. The force of the water was
turned directly on the shelves, and
swept part of contents to the floor in
conglomerate mass of broken glass,
jellies, preserves and fruit.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
AUTO WRECK.

Returning home from Frederick
Saturday night, Lee Kelbaugh ran
nto the culvert in front of Mr.. Kes-
ielring's property just below the Town
Bridge and wrecked the Ford car
which he was driving. He had no
hains and when the car got to the
ide of the road the ice and snow he
ost control. He was thrown through
The Windshield but escaped without in
Jury.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
NEW HOME

Mr.. Frank Kelbaugh is building a
dwelling house on his tract of land sit
uated near 60-mile siding, north of
Thurmont, This property adjoins the
home place of Mr.. John Toms, and
contains quantity of fruit trees from
which fine fruit has been obtained.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
DECENTRALIZATION.

William E. Foreman ard Miss Eliz-
abeth Watson, went to Harrisburg on
Saturday, where they were married.
Monday they went to B fillmore and
arrived home on Tuesday.
They will reside at Mrs. Foreman's
home on East Street.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29

WATER CONSUMERS are hereby
notified that rentals are now due,
subject to the regular per cent dis
count if paid prior to Jan. l, 1922.
12-22-3t l.. 5. Blrely, Secty.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
NOTICE

There will be meeting of the stock
holders of the Thurmont Bank at their
banking house in Thurmont, Nd, on
TUESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1922
between the hours of 100 p. m. and
800 p. M, for the purpose of electing
directors for the ensuing year.
Lester S. Birely
12-15-4t President
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29

FOR SALE-REAL BARGAINS
One CHI. P. Mogul Engine, second
hand, on 2-horse truck.
One CHI. P. skidded M Type Engine
slightly used.
l.. B. Nicodemus
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29

F., During the past week ice formed
thich enough to bear the weight of
skaters. Believe me-" we're goin'
skatin' too!
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29

FOR RENT-Small room in Osler
Business Block lately occupied by
Augustus Hahn. For information
call Citizens Savings Bank.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
TAX NOTICE

After January 1, 1922, interest at
the rate of per cent. will be charged
on all 1921 Taxes remaining unpaid.
Bills for these unpaid taxes are at
Cassell's Drug Store.
w. E. FOREMAN
12-22-2t Collector
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29

FOR SALE-Duroc Pigs
12-15-3t l.. M. Mcpherson
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
IL 2lxrn rR ccERTY

IL. .,JTED fR c-cEKTY
Mr.. Charles Putnam, contractor, Of
Thurmont, has just completed an adj
dition to the dwelling Of Mrs. Eliza
beth Black at Lewistown.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29

Think of mileage equal to seven times a
round the world, or more than seventy
times across the United States, in less than
three years. Think of car travelling this
remarkable distance at a total cost of less
than $500 for repairs. This is service of
hopes to get when he purchases an auto
mobile.
The average man feels proud of his car
when it has successfully traversed frac-
ton of this distance. Such performances
demonstrate the real worth of the product.
1t fulfills the ideal of the automobile manu-
facturer to give the public car whose SER
vice and economy are almost unlimited.
This record was made by Nick COrnacchia
of Portland, Oregon in his Chevrolet, Model
Four Ninety" Touring Car. He purchased
this car on May 5, 1918, and has operated it
ever since as a "iitney" between the cities
of Portland and Linnton. In April of this
year Mr.. Cornacchia traded it in for new
Chevrolet. Up to that time he had actually
run this car a distance of 179,5O0 miles in
less than three years.
For business reasons he had faithfully
kept an account of expenses incurred during
his ownership of the car. And this is es-
pecially interesting to Chevrolet owners.
Mr.. Cornacchia's trips between Portland
and Linnton have averaged 165 miles per
day with six passengers. He also secured
an average of 10000 miles on each of his
tires Gasoline consumption averaged 20
miles to the gallon, and a quart of oil lasted
for 800 miles. Under these conditions his
total repair bill was less than $500 from
which $44.73 was paid for a new storage
battery.
1t is evident from this record that Mr..
Cornacchia's original investment has been
returned several times over. And in addi-
ton to it's great economy of operation, the
consistent performance of his car has ena-
bled him to give the kind of service that in
creases the profits of his business.
This is only one of many instances of
Chevrolet dependability.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29

EFFIE WINGER, teacher of Violin,
Piano and Organ. 11-l7-tf
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
CHARLES Nice. MATTHIAS
AttOrney-at-Law

Office with Emory l.. Coblentz
The Peoples Fire Insurance Building
Frederick, Md.
At Thurmont every night and
Saturday afternoons
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29

Now. If a 1918 model will give the above
service, you can figure for yourself what
1922 model will do with the following I'M
prOvements:
New Body Design
Regulation Headlight Lens
New Emergency Handbrakes replacing the
fOOtbrake on clutch
New Type Rear Axle, which consists of hel.
ical cut bevel gears, larger than old type
which were straight tooth
Propeller Shaft Bearing, formerly Hyatt
bearings now replaced by New Departure
ball bearing
Greater accessibility for adjusting end
thrust for propeller shaft outside of hOus-
ing
Axle Housing Enlarged thereby giving
greater strength.
When you are ready to buy, compare the
values.
Cellular Radiator
Legal Lenses
One-Man Fabrikoid Top
Gypsy Curtains
Comfortable Seats
Deep Upholstery
willard Threaded Rubber Battery
Ammeter; Oil Gauge
Powerful Valve in Head Motor
Auto Light Starting, Lighting
Zenith Carbureter-Fool Proof, No Ad-
JuStlng
Large Diameter Crank Shaft
Long Bronze Backed Bearings
Pressure Circulating Oil System
Sliding Gear Transmission
Three Speeds Forward and Reverse
Large Diameter and Wide Face Cone
Clutch
Three-quarter Floating Rear Axle
Spiral Bevel Gears, Rear Axle
Axle Adjustable from Outside of Housing
Internal and External Brakes on Drums
on Rear Wheels
Tapered Roller Bearings in Front Wheels
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29
v1AcE r SEE :.


EMMITSBURG and FREDERICK
At Thurmont Bank, Thurmont, Md.
THURSDAYS
Phone mmitsburg 1913
Frederick 81
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1921-12-29

Mr.. Lester Eyler, Philadelphia,
spent Christmas Day at the home of
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Ey-
Ter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26
B. c. Student Killed
in Crash on Snow

VANCOUVER. II. C.. April &C.
Douglas Wallace. n science student
nj the University Of British Colum.
bia. died here yesterday OF hemor-
rharc of the brain following n fatal
accident Sunday afternoon on Grouse
mountain. While sliding down a
snow incline. Wallace lost control
and crashed head first into n tree
trunk.
with n number OF other univcr.
sity students. no set out 10 climb
the mountain on Sunday morning.
when the accident happened the
party was returning to a shack on
tho mountain side and was using
the snow covered slopes as q sndc.
Wallace pluckily walked down TO
the end OF the car line with the as.
sistance OF his companions. Return.
ing home. he said the accident had
been trivial and went to bed. He
died In his sleep.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26
Alaska Legislature
Session Near Close

JUNEAU. Alaska, Aprii is-Hy
Maiit-This was the last day for In
PRODUCING bills IN the territorial iegis
lature. The following bills were IN
PRODUCED.
Providing election OF n mine In
spcctor. treasurer. auditor and com
missioner OF education and makins
sweeping changes In the school sys
tenn.
Providing sss. 900 to build a bridg,
over Naxins river.
Giving courts power % parole
Memorials were introduced a. fol
lows: For removal % the capital
from Juneau 10 seward. For split
ting Alaska into two territories. each
with separate government For ~
tabllahlnw an insane asylum.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26
LIBRARY BOARD
SHAkEUP DUE?
Mayor Threatens to Remove
DisSenterS


Notice was served 10y Mayor caid
we'll upon dissenting members OF ths
library toard Monday night tina,
they would te removed II they per.
sisted In airing board dlzNenKions be
fore unauthorized committees
Al meeting OF the council
Judiciary and department efficiency
committee last week the three
women members Of the library
hoard. Mrs. O. II. Simmons. Mrs
Donna r. nakcr and Mrs. W. s.
Criswoid. were present and Joined IN
criticism OF the library manage
rn~nt.
Members OF the library hoard
who arc unable or unwilling 20 trans.
act tho business OF tho board In the
regular authorized manner said
Mayor Caldwell. have neither Dbl.
rnfion nor right 10 remain upon the
board"
IL is understood that the woman
rn~mtrrs OF the board plan 10 nj.
tend the meeting Tuesday afternoon
% the council judiciary committee
when II will discuss charges Of er.
trayaEance and mi~rnanag~mcn,
aimed az the library officials.
Corporation Counsel Waiter y.
Meier ruled Monday that the council
committee has no authority over the
public library as 10 management or
expenditure Of money.
Tho majority Of tho library board
claim that all charges brought
against tho management OF the
library emanate from a disgruntlcd
maie cmployc and from clubwomen
Influenced by his mother. This In Tn.
diRnaniiy denied by tho women mem.
bern Of the board and by the officers
Of the Civic Beticrment league. who
are backing the fight.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26
FUNERAL SERVICES for rrai

fINEtAL SBnNtsGS LOT rfanh
w. Barrett. retired travelling sales
man. viii be held "Wednesday morn.
ing at II o'clock at the Bleitz Under
taking establishments
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26
RUBBER STAMP
USED TO FORCE

Accused not only OF forging n
mans name. but also stealing one OF
his blank checks TO commit the act
and using his rubber stamp as n
further seal OF authenticity. Mr.. and
Mrs. Y. A. Stevens were held by po-
lice Tuesday.
Mrs. Stevens. who Ii 81 years old,
was arrested at Fifth ave. and Vir.
ginia st by Detectives w. A. Fuller.
NJ. J. McNamee and X. II. Herbert
Monday afternoon. Stevens was
Jailed Sunday night He is ss and
miner.
John Pappas was the man whose
name. blank check and rubber stamp
were borrowed. the detectives say.
Mrs. Stevens is alleged TO have
passed the bad check. written for
$50. In paying for a meal at res
taurant
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26

Best foofatuffs for the least at
Tsoidt'r Acknowledgement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26
Son Unhurt, Father
Dead in Auto Wreck

wENATCHEE. April :o.-Stan'ey
Gonrcr was without n scratch today.
but his father. Levi II. Gonser. dep
rty game warden. was crushed 20
Death In nm auto accident In which
both participated yesterday. The
Gonser eai plunged ever n so-fooi
cmbankment To the bottom OF a
canyon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26

Arthur Dawson. factory rcpresen-
tafivc for the Templar Motor Co..
was arrested Monday on complaint
OF his wife. who says she came from
San Francisco TO answer divorce
action and found another woman
was known in this community as
Mrs. Dawson. Dawson's bail was
fixed at $4,000. lie was released on
furnishing $500 Monday and promis.
ing to produce $500 Monday evening
and 1900 Tuesday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26
Street Car Deaths
Must Be Reported

Accidents on tho municipal railway
resulting in death or injury must be
reported TO the state department Of
ion given Monday by Thomas J. l..
Kennedy. first assistant corporation
counsel.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26
Acid Stomach
For 10 Years
Hs,v 4 Difiereat Woman


my wife was . great sufferer from
add esomaeh for 10 year, writes
II. D. CYippeu, bot h different
woman since taking Eatonic."
6uflsrsn from acid stomach -les
Estonic help you also. Il quickly
Vakes up and carries ont The excess
scidisy and gasss and makes the
ssomaeh cool and comfortable. You
disess easily, ga ths full strength
rom your food, fssl we'll and sssong,
free from blosfine. belchins, food
repeating, stc. Big boz oosts only .
ira With yous drugsist's guarantee.
Advertisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26
Kansas City Journal
Il Sold at Auctiou

KANSAS CITY. April 2s.<Walksr
s. Dickey. millionaire clay prodnets
manufactures. today bought she
morning Kansas City Journal 1t I
receivers auction for tllo.oee and
assumed q 100000 mortgage. DIRK
cy. a prominent republican. Wa ii
charge Of the collection OF fundD for
the national G. o. p. COMMITTEES our
ing the last campaign.
fractured. A timber fell on tnerlaa
while he was working In the NORTH
ern Pacific yards Monday afternoon
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26
rJ;NERAf. SERVICES for f. orer

Grim. ciyil engineer and former Uni.
v.rri,y Of Washington athlete. we're
to be held Tuesday afternoon at $50
O'Clock NJ the Buttcrworfh mortuary.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-26

northumberland log. 10 feet in
cial club by wynoocho Timber com.
pany. recovered after being lost for
several days.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

= Cine &@efo1Yte. Grem6er
CERTAINTY: u&am 6enn SIR Mann
nidt mol am1ein cine &e6nltna
idreiben?"
@oitmirtin': rMd, ser lit ia 10
furdtbar ididtern, Sic 3ablen m1B
id INNER ma6en!"
= 3mei6entiges Sne'
Grfinber iu6t fapitalfraftt'
gen @eiddftsteilbaber CUR Ausbe1.
sing.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

= Sur 5tdrfung. ~Mlio
Deut piuit gu tpirfli1 INN Die @ano
eiei ct alten Spinntpadtel anbalten?
Dab Du MIR ni6t nod int lebte11
Mugenblid i9tpa1 mirit!"
~Ausgei6loiicn; iamtlide @ldl,-
bigger iino angepieien, Dor 0em
Sauie ltnauffauig az patrol1iqieren.
@enn Sic &rdfte periagen, brau6e
i@ bloB ei11en 8fid 0urds Jen1ter
3u tperfen!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28
CITE l.

So @tel>
lang. uNun, Sobann, pef6e
@teuung nimmit Du eigentlih bel
9einer nerel1 @errlbaft ein?"
SD bin Stiibe oes &%al1sberrn,
tper,t ct oben6s aus ser &1eipe
fommt!"
- Mu6 ein 5. Slater:
@eiBt gu, mesbalb I'M Minter Die
Sage fiir5er >perOen?
9as G0bnden: . ia, 6amit mir
cher @eibnadten boben.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

- 8mei6eutige 8eHGti.
gung. Gdaufpieler: v@eitern bot
te i'd bod einen unbeltrittenen Gr.
folg - mie?"
Soubrette: u0bne Srage! Meift
Ma6bar i'm Barfett iagte, alS Sie
obginger, etmas 8eiiereS bdtten sic
ri9t ma9en f0nren."
= 8eim MbenM f9. Sic:
"Binit gu nidt nod etmoS eifen,
8aul?"
Ct: rMein, es 1T ia f6on nod
r1eu11, u11o gu meiBt ood, i'd bin
fit 8 1br-Mageni9lnb."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

- @~in6ermun6. &arl6en:
,Deun 8ater muB ein i6redli@
gei5iger Mann fem, er lit 54ub>
mo9er, uno gu m1Bt alte @tiefel
tragen!"
Ser feline Ssfor: sos lit aber
nod garnidts gege,t 9einen Slater,
er lit 3obnarat, u10 guer iungites
Sinh bat 11ur eine11 3abn."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28
g Of ! c Of ties @emiiie1t II.

= . d Ie6fes @ewte II.
@r: uGu - bab' id etma geiterll
obeno dummies 3eug gere0et? Sd
tpar namli9 etpas ongebeitert!"
Sic: 80 = ni9t 6immeres als
1cn1t."
= Seine g nd 5u uber~
trumpen Yarpenusgattin:
rMaiers fabren beuer o11 SEN 8ier-
tpal0ltattcr 9ee."
8orpenii: vS6a6', baB es 11idt
einer 6iinfpaloltdtter Gee gibt."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

- @as 1T nnnub? gine1
aeuner gu fragen, Oh SOS 8eefiteat
aud frif@ lei, oenn ME bat es ei1er
gegeben, Ser Die Jrage ber,1eint
bate!
- au@ Elm, @Iaubiger.
Baron: u8as fdut Sbnen oenn Elm,
Sobann, sic trinfen aus n1einer
Glai6e &ognaf?"
9iener: nSo, &err Baron iaeten
6o9, i@ jon ie6em @laubiger einen
&ognaf eingieBen. - ga id nod
feinen 2obn befommen babe, goB
!6 mir einen ein!"
= Sn Ser Oper. Monr
(5ur Srau): u@oit 6u bein Opern-
glas ni9t mitgenommen?"
Srau: vDo4, aber i'd fam es
nidt crau6en!"
Mann: v8arum benn ni6t!"
Grau: v@eiI i6 meme Armbdr1'
Der bergeHen babel"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28
II mgefebrte Mnf@a1 u

u m gefebrte Mnfo1 u
nng. 9farrer: Sd Jag @u&,
5teffen, fangt einen anoern 2ebens'
mon6el at un6 per6et nii6tern.
90 gebts nidt meiter no lit
oe1tn ou9 b,r @enuB? Gin fur5er,
flii9tiger Moment, auf 6en Die Bit
tere &eue folgt. Sd Jag gud, Die
Srel1be lit elm &auib!
Steffen: ln6 i6 Jag Sbnen,
@err &farrer, Der &auid lit cine
Srer0e!
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28
5~toRfeuf3er. (8ei

= Sf6Bt13tf tI1 5tt
mltiifaliiden @eranitaltung.) 9ie
eine11 blaien Erompete, 6ie anoern
lpielen @eige, Glote, 8ab uno
Geuo; mas mag 6a pobl am i6mer'
item fem?
3aS 3uboren!
= Scr f1uge Droi6fem
Sic, Cider, geben sic BLOB
meg, 1onlt benft mein @a11l, er iou
sic fabren, u11o Heibt erit re9t lie
gen!
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

- @9er5frage. u@onn man
a11b ben Gegen elmer b0ien S6pie.
gern1utter berfpuren2"
% ia, peun iie 8. g. bos 8eit<
li9e iegnet."
Bru6erie mo@t'S
f61immer. Sraulein Sine min
Elm Ibfiibrmittel faufen. Ma@ it,
rem 8egebr gefragt, gerat fife 1T
@erlegenbeit: uS6 m0@te germ etn
90. .einen Mnsfubrartifel."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

- Bere9tigter @uni4.
~SSbre So@ter bat @lud; INNER
lit tie bon Serren umriugt."
uSS9 tpoqte lieber, ein einaiger
ibrer Singer mare lmringt!"
Damn er9t re@t!
uNber &err Eamperl! 60 be-
l6mipft mie Sic iino, moaen Sie
auf Die Sag6 geben? 8oQen sic
6enn 30 mas treffen2 Sic treffen
ia 10 idon nidts, tpenn Sic nud>
tern linb!".
IS nero ido mas treffen? @enn
/ angebeitert BIN, 90 feb : 6o4
a0es ooppelt; Ga ieb / alio INNER
glei9 5tuei &iere l%aufen! Gins So
BON pero' ih fiberlid trvfienI"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28
Dqmpfung. Direftor (ei

= 81 mpfune. Direttor (ci-
mes flanen StaottbeaterS 5m einem
8eiuder): Sea, mas iagen Sic ieRt
at mei1tem %pertieften Sr9eiter?"
Song nett, es miiBten nur nod
oide 8obIen oarubergelegt mer6en."
- Das 1T ste reAte
&0be. 8ettler (oer einen &err1l
pergeblid angebettelt bot): y8as,
bat ielber nidtS? = 5re9be1t!
Sou bo1 ser Mann arbeiten, oomit
ct mir mas geben faan!"
- 8oriorgIi6. &odin:
n@art' 6ran5, i'd mub NAL Define
2dnge un6 8reite meiien!"
Brenooier: u@o5u benn?"
&0d)in: $50, oamit id meib, mie.
piel &lab I'M &u9enidranf fret
bleibcn muB."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

@efabr 1ide 2.efture.
9i6terling (5um 6reunbe1: 80, id
bin Margaretens &an0 iider; ibr
&apa lit ia or6entli@ ltol3 oarauf,
einen Di6ter gum Sdmiegeriobn 5u
befommen. @eute babe i6 linn met
ne idmtli9e @erfe iiberrei9t!"
~@m. .me11n ct iie 111r ni9t
ettpa lielt!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

- @eItene @eIegenbeit.
@irt: "Seute iin6 Sic mir geraoe
bun6ert Marf idul6ig."
@tuoent: ~Donnerpetter, tpenn
i9 oaS gemuBt batte, Damn batt' i9
n paar Sreunoe mitgebradt nn6
cine fleine 5eitli9feit peranitaltet."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

- @orforgIi9. u9u fannit
bod unmogli9 idon nad 0rei Mo'
naten Sic Tral1er TINT 9einen Wan11
ablegen!"
~Sa - aber men1 6a111 Sic Md11-
ner oenfen, i6 iei untroitlid?"
- 5alid aufgefaBt. q.
Tin GROCER @rregung): uDenfen Sic
ii9, i4 babe BEN Stein aus meiner
8riuant-8 uiennaoel perloren!"
g.: Sea, bebalten Sic n1r Die
5aiiung."
st.: n@as tu' i'd nit ser Sal
flung obne SEN Stei11!"
= Durdfdaut. 8antoffel-
bel6: v@eiberl, 6arf i6 9ir ni@t 10
einen 5taub-Aufiaugapparot gum
@eburtstag idel1fen?"
u9as miirbe Sir 10 paiien, me11
i@ feine,1 Geppi@flopfer mebr
6rau9te!"
- Mbbi1fe. Jrem0er: ~Seute
iits aber b0dit ungemItli6 falt auf
meinem 3immer, &eaner!"
r&ier, id babe Sbnen 6ie &ed-
nung mitgebra9t, % mir6s 8nen
i9on marm meroen!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-10-28

60, Sic @an6 mGr' fertigl Sett
GET fer un6 ba1t 1ie einmal ein
biilel, 6amit lie nibt einfdut, Biz
t9 bonn 8efper fomm'l