Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-01-30
THREADS
By McC.

Early this week the printers" asked
Threads q. NJ o. write them up"
After considerable thought we agreed to
do ~. We were asked 10 tell all We
knew about them-the good and the
had-and We think We made gool
job. However, since tho article ap.
p-arod the printers have been passing
90 by"-thoy won't even speak
Now We are not going 10 worry about
this, for we are Just about-not quite
~ independent aA u common, ordinary
typographical tourist" Hut the thing
We are worrying about In this: There In
rumor afloat that they are going TO
ask US TO beg" their pardon" Now
We are not going to do this. but how
are We going 20 stair" them off? IL
you can answer this question. We will
be- exceedingly happy.
but the printers may 20. We are 70.
ing 90 boost a more worthy" bunch.
Take the automobile dealers IN this city
Tor instance. They are Just, common
citizens. but 10 hear them talk, one
would think that they were essential
Ia the salvation u the country.
In Amarillo there are no less than
twenty dealers. each boosting n differ.
mt brand ~ cars. Each firm .mnlov..
a private detective. whose ioh 4. 40 ,,,,a
out Just how much nancy ".vsry.
body has. When a man gets n checx
cashod Il IN the duty ~ ,ht. d.,.,,l,,.,
tO follow him out az the hanL voIu a
tc,r 10 ride" him home and ,,s, h,,
way II par,nthcsls mcmillan The 100 "A
features" IT his car N IN. fellow an.
pears ,o be- al all Interested. the "a.
tectIyo" tells him that M a n.r.on.,
friend he will give him a l,,ls advIsa
which ,,,,.r,ii,' - 100 as',so
~ follows
"N,,, t,h, H..
mind hu, ,h,, o., -, 49,. ~ W,
!, c,, ~. 49,, 49,, = .Hi anu "eed
,.i y,u ~, "a. "'' sons 20
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Nancy I, ~ n rnoda,a,.,,. 49,, ,no
,,sv n, ,,,a. - 80. 80. p''''u car.
sns ,rl wor,sn 80 n,'e OH ana
80 "''" ""N'ah OF chiid can drive
Inc 90 a. go ,',,' a''u mnle : a,n moi Try
a., -, ', 80. WIN tor him'
4, v,,, 90, - -, - ~ ISL """-
b,,,,, ,,,..' -. -. 80. sou hao
tony 10 ,hrc. ,'"r,hs s Nv ihe 'ac'
/" u','o ","h'hs o.i'ind orders. 10
prices win h. advanced 4, ,,a 80. ~
tur.. IL, -" -.
would soc Mr. a., -. ~
take Won and IN. wi,o o,,, o.. ..,.,",
trim" tomorro,r-I ar, 80. - 90, 49,.
GLAD ,o do so. IIs only has a,.
cars IN stock and they no snoLs. ~.
hut Won NIGH, n,ssi,,i,, ,,.,,''.' ~.
On. az ,b,,n A, ,.,,, - W ~.
cash" '"e 'e""s
Ry this time Joh, a. ,r.,,v .., A..
,cres,.d and as n rnle D. ,,,i, ~ ~" AZ
- for a 'd,mo,s,r,,to, &" ,fa. 81
II n. fails IA do 90 NJ , .
VII. him IN %, a., /, c.. Ia. ;, ,,'
| IN. n.x, ,.,. -. Du''ns
many ~ Az -. -. W" s"ose
end ., ,ho ,,o,,h a.. 80, an" ~ INC
IL no IL .n,,,",on,,, "'n own the saF
I'm, suc, L. r,. 60
| a., -. ~" ~ ieir IN love
b,y. Tho cars q III nese FELLOWS
In, ., so,i -. ~ a'u 'ncy are ~.
! wbc 10 can.t,. :, ' u,e' son car
pric. 's ''e Pu''haS"
nv W 'n'se detectives struck US thu
! "u'' MY "hi'e We were displaying a
| NV ""''ar nills' He gave ~
| 49, "uuT JOY RIDE together with
' S.''uNpeu lecture. We enjoyed
u"c rue INA the lecture didn't knock
~ OUT since then the dealer has been
'us"'s uu, lunches drinks. tsoft ones)
-, 80 ana taNes us out for n daily
'H,iE' occasionally We remind him
VI 'he tact that while we like his cat.
We are no, sure that we had rather
nave u IMAM one sold by his competi.
VIZ JUST az son AZ he gets on 10 our
| s'n''''' we wiz work" some other
''''' Ai We nave To do In 60 look
"'.'cs''"' Drag on his car occasionally.
'nu MAKE Nun think We have sufficient
'ash to pay IN full.
S'in'uh's we i"cl sorry for the deal.
~, nut tha' Is s'ntimental-he sholui
",'susa'' NUE.
a., ~ hnJol"y OF automobile dealers are
JuN m"ou, ~ easy as they ARE
sood tot instance. who Ii putin
W. ,ne "u'omohile'Style Show It's
Hhlur''los local dealers, They have
sN,n 'he'r ume, Efforts and morey
tn entertain every visitor who comes ,a'
Amarillo for the purpose OF ATTENDING
either the Automobile. style show ar
the Buyers and Sellers I.iyestock ron.