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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-28
More Truth
0Than pOQtru
~ danes e AOnta3lo :
song OF EN-KING CARL.

song OF EX-KING CARL
I'm a naughty and dlgnified mon
arch.
7 know how 20 81 on a throne
a ruler adepter az swinging a scepter
Has probably never been known
I ought to be cheered by the people
Wherever happen 20 so.
But instead they pursue me and hiss
at and boo me
And order me roughly 20 blow
Whenever pause at a tavern.
AS forth on a journey jog.
They rush 10 the stable and loosen
the cable
That leashes the savagest dos.
Whenever l stop in a city
In quest of an evening Of peace
The whole population in wild con-
sternat.On
Phones down 10 call out the police.
I've got the bum's rush from Geneva,
The gendarmes have chased me
from Berne,
At two in the morning the mayor
gave warning
To pack and get out Of LUcerne.
And when with my suite and my
baggage
I took up my travels again
Word came we will pinch him and
probably lynch him
If ever he shows up in Spain"
The people won't have n Z in Paris,
can't find a haven in Rome.
They're keeping cooler TO house
their late ruler
If ever he dares 10 go home.
They've wired that they'll blow me
10 atoms
If sail for Hong Kong or Kwang
Chow,
And all these conditions awaken sus-
piCiOnS
That I'm not very popular now,
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-28

hanty was some slugger himself"
Amos put in.
And then the talk drifted back 10
the old days-days when a collection
was taken up and split among the
players in lieu az salaries.
Players Waded.
When I came 10 New York the
first time. we used 10 play az Man
haitian Field" unused Amos
The grandstand was just a little
old wooden affair. And left field
and center field were regular lakes
after every rain or high tide.
Why. I've seen Van Haltren
catch a fly when he was up TO his
knees in water. Running after il.
he stirred up the water worse than
a tug boat going UP the Hudson.
But that little old wooden stand
was figured 10 be some place when
she was first built It was four
times as big as anything in the
league, but she wouldn't hardly STOW
In this" and he waved his hand
around the circle of the concrete
stands Of the Polo Grounds
Game The Same.
But the game today is the same
old game. We hunted, we played
the hit and run; in fact, we did all
the things that go 10 make up in
side baseball.
"Of course. we pitchers didn't
have any Of these modern improve
ments ike the sinner, the splitter,
and the rest OF them.
Eve didn't need EN-. We could
make the ball do what we wanted IL
10, without using anything.
I've always sort Of figured that
doping the ball was a lazy mans
way Of doing what he ought 10 do
BY practice and hard work
when I see Babe Ruth up there
hitting it out, sometimes wish that
my arm would come back. so that I
could pitch 10 him once, with all my
old time speed
You know how it IS. 1 don't say
that 1 could fool hiQ. but I'd like
10 try just once"
I'm bet you could get his number,
Amos" broke in Gilliland.
who knows?" said Rusie. the
one-time "Hosier Thunderbolt, the
man who struck out Pop" Arson,
with the bases loaded.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-28

The Jewish feast Of the Passover IS
one of those undying links that bind
together this very old world. 1t is
the Oldest religious celebration
known TO mankind. 1t had its birth
on the banks of the Nile 1000 years
ago in the twilight of history.
He who swells in prosperity Will
shrink in adversely.
The longest reach of railway with
out curve is said 10 be that Of the
Argentine-Pacific railway from Bue-
nos Aires to the foot Of the Andes.
For 211 miles it is without a curve,
and has no cutting or cmbankment
DEEPER than two or three feet.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-28

and Jack Gilliland. outfielder for the
Mutuals Of the days of 10, agree on
two things.
FIRST: That the game today is
the same as that of yesteryear.
SECOND: That the Giants will
win the world series
But there agreement stops.
Hitting2
Babe Ruth2
Huh" says Jack, Lip Pike was
one Of the hardest hitters that the
game ever saw. Ruth hasn't got a
thing on him"
"Sav. don't forget that I'd Dele
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-28

Astronomy has the glory Of being
the oldest of the sciences. It was by
watching the spangled heavens that
man first got his conception Of an
ordered universe. and from that the
idea Of other things governed by
law.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-28

How amazed the film stars are 60
ing 10 be when they discover they
are expected to obey the laws just
like other people.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-28

We are glad to learn that stamps
Will not be raised 10 three cents. We
were sure the other cent would have
gone TO the prOfiteers
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-28

If you had any doubt that Jack
Dempsey is a great fighter it Will be
removed when YOU see him try to
act.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-28
Amos RnSie Longs
for Former Speed
and Mighty Wing
Don't Know Whether or Not
He Could Fool BambinO
But Sure Would Try.

Amos Rusie star pitcher Of the
S!ants when tho game was young
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05
PUZZLES
g RIDDLES

/. Doubly behead a body of
water and leave quantity of
paper.
2. Hidden in the following verse
are four fruits:
Go range through every cline
where'er
The patriotic muse appears.
He, deeds of valor antedates,
His ban an army fears.
3. When dog comes into the
kitchen, why does he look first one
way and then the other?
4. Dan drew picture of a jar
of jam especially for his brother.
Huh said Dams brother scorn-
fully, some stuff; rank, | think"
Two boys names are hidden in the
foregoing sentence. Can you find
them? ..."
5. What comes through your
window without being asked?
8. What trees do you have in
your hands?
Answers are published elsewhere
In this weeks Junior.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05
lS)ILlyWf1E.gKER.C|
BEyE 6y FRANCES TREdo MONTGOMERY
lONTGOf1ERZ

came to a stairway, tumbled down
it, jumped back through another
hall full of screaming people to an
other stairway. and SO on until he
reached the ground floor. Here the
stairway opened into the great,
marble-payed, main corridor OF the
hotel. This was just now thronged
with men, all wanting to know why
the lights were out and what all
the uproar was about. Through
these men Billy dashed like hurri-
cane, having now torn the curtains
enough to let his legs have some
action. One big fellow whom he
upset fell on the long trailing end
of the curtain, and the shock near
ly tore Billy's horns loose from his
head, but the curtain pulled in two
and at last Billy was free except
for few stray shreds and small
pieces that still chung to his legs
and horns.
Now he coud see where he was
going, and. darting out of the side
door, he ran back to where he re-
membered the cellar steps into the
porter's room to be. The door was
wide open and inside he found his
friend, the porter, with a lantern,
looking for him The porter saw
at once from the shreds of curtain
that Billy had been into mischief
again, but as before, he was afraid
to say anything about it for fear
somebody would find out that he
had left the door of the storeroom
open, so he simply took the shreds
of lace curtain off of Billy to carry
away with him, and fixed Billy's
bed nicely for the night.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05
Jean Gets a Scare
PART II.

Jean went inside the cave eX-
peeting to find it dark inside, but
there were several turnings in the
cave and she soon came to q
large room, well lighted from some
cracks in the ceiling.
Here she found ring in the
floor. She lifted ii. There were
steps leading down into the room.
Jean went down the steps into the
room. where she saw an ugly face
looking at her through some velvet
curtains.
With scream Jean rushed w
the stairs, through the cave and
out into the sunlight again. She
told her mother and father about ii,
Jean never went into a strange
looking place without some one
who knew more about such things
as caves. 1.-THE End. Lorraine
Petty. grade GA, Cambridge City
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PART III.

Hunting further in the basement,
Billy found over in a dark corner a
nice bed which belonged to the
engineer, and it looked so inviting
that Billy curled up there for a
sleep. When he awoke it was
nearly midnight and there was a
blaze of light in the basement.
There was a strange whir of ma
chinery and he could hear anxious
voices. Billy of course. did not
know that he had been the cause of
it. but this is what had happened:
When the electric current passes
through a wire, the wire becomes
slightly heated and stretches a
little bit. In stretching, the two
cables where he had chewed them
bare, came near enough together to
touch each other once in awhile,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05

Trees We Like

A little girl was having tea with
her nurse, and there were dough
nuts on the table.
What tree do doughnuts grow
on, nurse?" asked the little girl.
why. the pantree,' said nurse.
In an arithmetic class a pupil
who was reciting, said for the ans
wer to a problem, Il have one foot. "
Another burst out with, II have
two feet"
How did you get that, Freddie?'
asked the teacher.
81 don't know. They were on me
when | found them. Claude II.
Bond. ..
Puttrp the "Dent" in Accident
Teacher-Johnny, did you ever
have an accident?
Johnny-No, ma'am. teacher, !
never did.
Teacher-Johnny, Scout is
truthful. Wasn't that an accident
when your fathers mule kicked
you last spring?
Johnny-No, teacher That bird
did it on purpose! Boys Life.
An irate fan, who had watched
the home team go down to defeat,
stopped the umpire as he was leay-
ing the park.
Where's you dog?" he de
handed
"Dog?" calculated his jumps. Il
have no dog"
well, your the first blind man
ever saw who didn't have a dog"
returned the disgruntled one.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05
PART /.


In the half darkness, Billy, tan
gled in the curtain, was a great
white figure with a long trailing
white robe behind him, and the first
woman he met in the hall screamed
like a steam calliope. OF course
her screams brought others out into
the hall and everybody, even the
men, began to run when they saw
this jumping white ghost coming to-
ward them, every once in while
letting out loud "baah !" Many
ladies were so frightened that when
hey came to their doors, instead
Of running into their rooms. they
started down the hall ahead OF
Billy, shrieking and screaming at
the top of their voices.
The noise only confused Billy
the more. The more confused he
grew the harder he jumped and
struggled to get out of the curtain,
until al the very end OF the hall he
came to stairway and went down
it head over heels to the next floor.
Here things were even worse
han they had been on the top floor,
Tor by this time the hubbub above
.kem had brought everybody out of
their rooms, and the crowd was al
ready there. AS soon as Billy
scampered to his feet after his tum-
BILE and made another jump high
INTO the air, they too began run
ming and screaming.
Billy now had gotten into series
Of halls that ran the whole length
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05

feet and throwing his weight upon
them. The curtains gave way at
the top but it was not so conven-
lent as he had expected, for the
long, white curtain came right
down over his back. He tried to
get from under 1t and his horns
ran through the open work. He
tried to turn round and his hind
feet ran through other open work
places. He tried to back out of
1t and his forefeet got tangled in
some more of it. The more he
tried to get loose from his starched
meal, the more tangled up he got,
and, at last, growing angry, he be-
gan to jump as high in the air as
he could.
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05
THl RICHMOND PALLADIUM SATURDAY NOVEMBER j. 1921

and that made the lights all over
the building wink, that is, almost
so out for a second and the ,engin-
eer was very much worried about
it.
What interested Billy more, how
ever, was a small, wire screened
room that stood near him. Pres
emily big cage, brightly lighted,
came down in it with man and a
boy. 1t stopped when 1t got down
INTO the basement, when the man
and the boy stepped out, going
down into the engineers room
They were the proprietor OF the
hotel and his elevator boy. Billy,
as curious as any boy could have
been, walked into the little cage to
see what it was like. The sides
Of it were padded with leather;
there We're mirrors in it that made
it place Of light, and there was a
seat at the back of it. At the
front side near the door a big
cable passed up through it, and to
this the boy who ran it had left
hanging leather pad with which
he gripped the cable. Billy could
barely reach it with his teeth and
he pulled sharply on it. 1t would
not come away so he hung his
weight on it, and Immediately the
cage began to go up. Billy was in
an elevator and he was taking a
ride all by himself. 1t never
stopped until 1t reached the top
floor where a safety catch caught
it, Luckily the door on the top
floor had not been carefully closed,
and Billy was able to slide it open
with his horns and walk out into
narrow hall which had thick vel
vet carpet upon it and from which
opened many doors and other halls.
Billy trotted along this hallway,
liking the soft fee of the carpet
his feet. AS he did SO,
all the lights about the building
went out and everything was dark,
The cables in the cellar had at last
settled down so that they lay
square across each other where
Billy had chewed the covering off,
thus making all the electric cur
rent which ran out of the machine
On the one side come right back
INTO it on the other, with the result +
Of burning out the dynamo so that
here could be no more lights from
t that night. This did not worry
Billy any. Light came in from the
street at the far end of the hall,
where some white lace curtains
'luttered in the breeze 1t worried
1 great many people who were
still awake in their rooms, how
aver, and of course, they opened
heir doors to see about it.
By this time Billy had reached
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05
GARFIELD PICK-UPS

The first number of The Head
light for the present school year
was scheduled to appear on Friday,
Nov. A.
Members of the school art class
es visited the exhibit of etchings
in the Publ Art gallery Tuesday
and Wednesday.
The lunch room was opened to
the students Tuesday, Nov. 1. Girls
in the domestic science courses do
the cooking. On the opening day,
126 people were served.
The committee on school letters
of the &C" Senate recommended
anad the senate members voted to
award "G's" as the school letter al
the end Of the present semester,
Notwithstanding the fact that the
school is to be divided then.
Patriotism and peace will be the
subjects of the Armistic day pro-
gram planned for the chapel exer-
cises, Friday, Nov. IL. The Spe.
cial Day committee, a sub-commit-
tee of the Board of Publication is
arranging the program. William
Campfield is chairman of the com
mittee.
The debating club which meets
with Miss Kiff planned to debate
on the following question on activ
tiles period Friday: Resolved That
it is better to live in the Country
than in the City. They will con-
slider this question from the follow
ing points of view: health, wealth,
education, religion and reccreatio.
Better Speech Week" will be
observed in several departments OF
school work next week as well as
in al 1.-THE assembly rooms. On
Thursday all of the English classes
will exchange plays which their
members have written about Good
English. The ga composition class
will write many slogans which will
be daily posted in every assembly
room. In the drawing classes, the
boys and girls are making posters
related to the weeks subject. Sur
prise songs will also be feature
of the program.
Members OF the Girls Dramatic
club which meets with Miss Viii
liams planned to read Little Miss
Lonesome, harvest play in activ-
tiles period Friday. The cast was
as follows: Betty, Beatrice Owens;
Mother Autumn, Ruth Penery; Far
mer Lads, Ruth Dalbey and Esther
Fleming; Picnickers. Frances Nc
Graw and Shirley Simms; Corn, |
Catherine Hopkins and aMrguerite |
Mckay; Autumn Leaves, Esther |
Fleming and Thelma Sharkitt;
Pumpkin heads. Ruth Dalbey, Fran
ces McGraw and Nancy Robbins.
T. 4 III 4
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the curtains and took a nibble at
one of them, and found that they
were finished with the same starch
the taste of which he had liked so
much in the laundry. He wanted
them down where he could get a
good bunch in his mouth, so he
pulled hard, raising UP on his hind
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05
MUSICAL RIDDLES
A synonym for hearkel

]. A synonym for hearken.
2. | am sensitive part of the
head. Take away two of my let
tiers and put in their place an ex-
clamation and you will have some
thing necessary in music.
3. ! am word of three sylla-
bles. the name of a great COM
poser-my first syllable, though it
has only three letters, makes up a
large part of the human race; my
second is shady nook; my third,
when pronounced, sounds like
grains of wheat. which have Just
been put into the ground.
Answers to these: /. List.
2. Temple, tempo. 3. Mendelsohn.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05

of the building and had a stairway
1t each end, so now he jumped and
;truggled his way along until he
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-05
Oldest Orchestra in u. S.

The oldest orchestra in the
United States Is the Philharmonic
of New York, founded In 1912.
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-16

Commons Get Swedish Trade
STOCKHOLM, Dec. 80 (By MALL. -
Sweu4sn s~y.ly sIs II &c fhr the
brunt Of German competition. It's pres-
prietors Of large number Of Swedish
been compelled to enter into negotia-
tions with their employees, placing be-
fore them the alternatives Of g reduc-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-16
Italy Starts New Inquiry
Into Battle Of Caporetto
Gen. Cavaciocchi, Held Respon-
! sible for Disaster, Petitions
for Another HAar;uv

!: ROME, Dec g f3y Mail).--A new
s1nvestigation is to be undertaken to
place the blame for the disaster to
sthe Italian army at Caporetto when IL
Twas driven back from the Isonzo to
sthe Piave in the great war. A parlia-
tmentary commission already has in
swestigated the affair and reported that
General Cavaciocchi. then commander
lof the 4th Army Corps, was among
chose chiefly 1esponsible. The general
has pctitioned Parliament for new
Ihearng and commission of Senators
lhas been appointed to reopen the case,
ssays Deputy Crano, writing in the
sGiornale dJtaiia.
! General Cavaciocchi, in his petition.
asserts that the Austrians broke
the eth Army Corps, COM
branded by General Badoglio. now head
of the General Staff, and succeeded in
along both banks Of the
5sonzo aad reaching the rear of the
Nth Army Corps, commanded bv Cava-
ciocchi which was unable to v~Sist be-
cause Of Badoglio's failure.
Other generals. especially Bongio
Sanni. have supported Cavaciocchi's
petition.
Sienor Crano is Of the opinion that
Badoglio should not remain at the head
OK the General Staff. while the INQUIRY
is proceeding. as il. would be im- e.
sibie to insure impartiaiity and obtain
wtsnesses - give evidence against
their own CHEZ
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-16
Italy Will Ask League
To Let Germany Enter
Representatives of Former En-.
envy Countries Attend the
Conference in Milan
Special Gable to The Tribune

Copyright. 1921. New York Tribune Inc.
MILAN. Jan. 15.--An Italian associa-
ton, which has for its purpose the
1urtherance of the League of Nations,
n'ec-'r"- horo this week. was attended
by delegates from Germany, Austria,
Hungary and Bulgaria, as we'll as by
representatives of the Allied countries.
The special purpose of the meeting was
10 exchange views with the delegates
from the former enemy countries, who
represent similar organ izations in
their own lands.
Italy was mainly resp nsible at the
Geneva sessions of the league Of Ma
tons Assembly for the admittance Of
Austria and Bulgaria 20 the league,
End it is said now to be the Italian
purpose to work for the admittanca
Of Germany and Hungary. The Italian
supporters of the moveme 1t argue thot
sGermans have shown by TIL cir sincerity
in recent conferences with the Allies
that they are ready for admittance.
The German delegates were Dr..
Dernburg, Professor Jack and DR..
Title. The Austrian representatives
were Charles numba, former Ambassa.
;dor at Washington, and Professor
Kunz. Former Minister Myklos was
here for Hungary, and Professor
Kyrof7 for Bulgaria.
AT the conclusion Of this meeting
I Count Sforza, the Italian Foreign Min
I lister. will carry with him to the next
srneeting of the Allied leaders in Paris
sthe consensus expressed here, and will
lseek to break up the i'll feeling tina.
still. prevails toward Germany in some
.circles. While in Paris, Sforza also
will discuss several questions of trade
,between France and Italy. Italy Is
principally interested in buying up the
surplus crops of barley, oats and beans
that are. on the market in France.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-16
On the Trail of the Three Balorrsts:
The Adventures of Tribune Reporter
How a s'Tenderfoot" Report
err Hired Dog-Sled and Hit
Trail in Hope of Getting
Story of 3 Lieutenants
Humor Of the Far North
Indian Runners Insist ont ca,
Daniel Squirrel, Mother
in-Law and Her sTerbaccer'

Thissis The story of the adventures
Of The Tribune correspondent who hit
the troll into tho Canadian ,oilds to find
the three bailoonists soho aoere nsushing
from Moose Factory back to civiltza-
ton. There are too trails out of Moose
Factory, ono along the Abitibi River and
tho other along the Massenabi.
Ts0o men, scsth dog sleds and Indian
runners, SGT out to meet the airmen and
bring beck the first story of their spam-
behring's. One spas Robert Grassland, The
Tribune correspondent, who took the
Abitibi trail; the other Agopit Clermont,
q Cochrume lowyer, who followed the
Massanabi.
Each man left on the chance that he
hud picked the trail along .ohich the
three lteutenunts toould come. 1t SO hap
pened that the balloonists came doaun the
Massomabi trail and Clermomt .uas the
man scho first met them. The pictures
taken BY Clermont on the trail were
published in The Tribune last Friday.
But the adventures of Grassland,
novice in the svays of Tho Canadian
cilds, provide an interesting chapter TN
history.