Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-11

When the WeatnerS TOO not TO en-.
dure,
Is to read In the paper that the
weather man wrote,
- not much change in tenn
perature--."
Mr.. Volstead has made certain
violations of the law mighty at
tractive.
It's all right to be friendly, but
the undertaken who smiles at every
bed patient he can see as he drives
through the sanatoria grounds, is,
according to our idea, spreading
it on bit thick.
A woman always signs for those
| happy days when she and papa
| lived in two rooms and she did her
own work, but just suggest to her
| that she live in two rooms again!
One of our doctors says he isn't
fooled any when he calls on his
customers and finds them with a
gh-brow magazine in their
hands, as the chances are they
have a copy of SLOPPY Stories"
under their pillows.
Girls are funny creatures. God
gives them eyebrows and they pull
these out. II He doesn't give them
rosy cheeks. they paint them. Can
it be they think they are wiser
than God is?--
Amt We Got Fun!
When you're feeling tired and lone
ly,
Sad and kind of blue,
And the whole world seems against
you
And you don't know what to do,
Amt it great and glorious feel
ing
That makes you smile upon the
whirl,
When you see the postman COM
ing
with a letter from your girl?
Billy B. D.
Can you play mandolin"
"No"--
"Gee, what did you learn In coll
lege, anyway"
Tobey Toadvine says: When
man goes into politics ana tne OPP
posin' party can't get nothln' on
him, the chances are he am
never done much. Seem thing
in a newspaper don't make it true,
but it makes it a lot more inter-
esin'.
If Anybody knows good RENEE
DIV for dog insomnia, we Will give
them an address, If to which they
will send a liberal supply, we Will
be everlastingly grateful.
The fi$tic Session between
DEMPSEY and Georges was a stu
pendou$ success from Several
$tanpoint$.
Five persons slipped us the in
| formation that Mr.. Baltosser, coun-
ty agent from San Juan, might De
available in case any team
needs a pitcher. Information re-
ferred to Santa Fe.
Wanted-Lady Seamstress, ad-
dress S. c., care Journal.
Add to girl waitress, female
laundress, widow lady, ETC., ad IN
finitum.
Happy Days.
A traveller from the Blue Grass
In Kentucky's mountains WHO
Drew rein upon his weary steeo
To accost barefoot child
A ragged, half-grown urchin
With a face as old as PA"
With a man-sized head, and
man-sized quid
Reposing in his jaw.
Said the traveller, II am very tired,
And hot, and thirsty, too.
Could you tell a fellow where to
find
A little mountain-dew?"
"Jest foller We nose" was the glib
reply,
Bout fifty yards, er more,
An you-all IL find the stuff We
| want
In Hatfield's general store"
"a general store? Then they will
| have
Some sugar, and some mint?"
"Yaas, all them things the lad
replied.
With a cunning, knowing squint.
"Sugar"-and the traveller smacked
his lips
"And mint, and mountain-dew-
say. boy" he turned to ask again,
"Have they got ice there, too?"
The boy hitched his trousers up
And scratched his tousled head
"You-all shore air the beatenes'
folks
I ever seed" he said.
"Whar'd you-all come from, any
| how"
And then, with scorn sublime:
"Who ever heerd, I'd like ter
OF ice, in Summer time"
Cynthy Anna.
At a meeting of Funeral Dr.
rectors' association in the east, one
doctor stated that the death rate
in that state from tuberculosis had
been reduced 35 per cent In ten
years, and another doctor told
them that the life Of the average
man had been increased four years
through the activity of boards OF
health. Thereupon the meeting
broke up.
| Stars we go! End O. the Line.
T. B. G.
stove pipe was soon mended anu
taken back to Nurse Jane.
"And all in all / had very nice