The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-03-18
ON THE FUNNY BONE.

Mr. Meane-1 have nothing but
praise for the new minister.
BrowH--S0 ] noted when the plate
! went around Lone Scout.
7 Looks like rain today said the
I milkman. as he poured the customary
quart OF milk
'ltalways does" replied the house
wife. conpressing ber lips with cold
signiflance.
Roberts What's the NATTER FL
nances bothering youg
Richards Yes, owe Rogers S..
aud today I've got Il, and he knows
( I've got Il, and he knows | know no
knows I've got Il.
softcrnb What was the trouble at
I the meeting Of the Landlords Associ
alton last nightg | heard a frightfui
racket when went by and load srlga
u Judasi" and "iienediet Arnold"
( Hardcrumb-- Henderson was haiag
expelled. Ne had heen found guilty Of
making one and one-haif per cent
PRODUCTION Ia his rents Life.
Tho prison visitor was goipg her
rounds Have y0u ever struggled
against the consequences Of tmpta-
lion7' she asked Of one ferocious
hooking follow
/ "Yos. mn'am. i have" he answered.
"Ah, ! suppose i You had fought
+ juat little harder You wouldn't te
here today"
We'll. ma'am. said the prlsonsa
mpdcytly n did The beat ! could y
took i've policemen to get me - the
station"
no you intend to raise any tohF Z
coz
40" replied Farmer Coruiosssl
The works too hard You nave 20
work ~ day iendln the crops and then
stay uui ail might helpiu' the night
riders Ia burn en- WRahlnntDu Riar
Can't Rci that nhmbcrf
Nut iDday." said the telephone
Girl not unkiudly The LADY Of the
house is telling q chum about her va
ratiun Judge
tff hNFtiHHhthW hhh' rth'H sff''f
can slangg'
some ol Them 90. Why"
My daughter IL 10 be marfhG IN
.hndpn. aud the earl has cahled mr %
come across lloston Transcript
gchonlmaaler Gas school renppuhi -
Here. ms young friend, Why AREAS you
returning 20 school?
I.aborera Son id0ERpdlyi III wHBl
So tiaF and . taur bnug .chnOlc
paris journal AmuRant
= watched wonderful machine 81
our shop this morning
Ana hnw dDea it work ne asked
"Well" Was the reply ny mvans
~ q pedal attachment. q fuicrumed
lrver converts vertical reciprocal
lnE motion into 4 circular movement
The principle par 81 the machine =
hinge dlsk that rey0ives Ia q yerfi.
fal plane Pnwtr ls applied through
The axis Of the disk. and wnrh Is donf
pn the periphery. and the hardest SUB
aiaHfc by ugefr impact may be r.
iucea 10 any shape
what is The wonderful machine
, We asked
q grlods,aae was the reply
Pint Young Lady Do you holley,
that thls VAS > war o, conquest
Second Young iAdy Well I know
lot ~ Rifls whn Eoi hWsbnnde ~ u
National Tribune
A traveller Who alighted from tn
train 10 q small Southern town wa
greeted rs 8 sblofgd porter whl
d shouted al him. Palace hotel boss
aud Frahbed she travellers baggage
/ Traveller Waii q minute. Rhstns i
: this hotel African o. European
) aaEtpa-l dunno. boss. but think
they'a irish san francisco Chronicle
KAirker The center ~ population
b moved 8.s miles IN 10 years
Blocker u must have gone by mall
New York Herald
+. 50 you wiah a. leave 90 GET mar
: Tisd, Mary? ! hope sou have given 10
matter serious confederation
"Db. ! have. SIR" was the enrnes
; reniH \ haze been 70 two fortune
. taliera and elairgoyant. and locke
: IA sign book. and dreamed Oh q i0ci
: " hla hair. and have been 20 ono q
tboHp aatsrroiuFeFR. and 10 q meniuu
: aud consulted an ouila hoardand the
al teii me 20 20 ahead, sir aief on
10 marry reckless Ike, siT iiouse
hnid Words,
n was little Roger Who came to hi
= mother not loag slncs with the qnps
zion Ma. what would ygu DE- II some
dne should break the iurEa vase ln th'
hall7"
= would whip him" said mOtheI
I wiih tightening oi The lips
Nhereunnn. with . grin. Roger add
. al Then. ma. you'd better get ready
( Cor dad has done it!"
= never argue with ms wife"
4 "Ygu don't"
mo | nscd to IN the early days bn
{. ! simply got tired OF losing A" Detr0i
( Free Press
4 After coming In from 21-mili
. hike the officer In command OF q M
!. gro company said, before digmlssini
{ them, = want all the men who are toi
: lired 20 take another hike. 70 take tvs