The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-05-20

Female yamps seldom angle these
days. They grab.
The fellow who doesn't like loafing
has probably never tried working.
The advent of spring Is no excuse
for that tired feeling. Work 1t off.
Congress continues to justify It's ex-
istance. 1t draws its pay regularly.
Some people make their funniest
remarks when attempting to be seri-
Gus.
Just imagine that you are happy
and in time you will forget that you
are not.
Some people are eternally getting
something for nothing. They are
henpecked.
Summer furs will hardly be popular
this season. They have bit the tobog-
gan in price.
of course every procession must
have a tail, but everybody ought to
be at the head.
AS positive proof that this country
is full Of brave men, just scan the list
of marriage licences.
If you want to go far on the river
of life just paddle your own canoe.
The other fellows may sink.
Some people kick about high prices
and then rush and get the most ex-
pensive things they can buy.
When a woman sets out TO make y
name for herself she generally ends
by letting the preacher do It,
Professional baseball seems be sleep
ing at the switch, We can'teven rear
a tiny chirp about graft Of late.
The luck of some people isn't luck
at all. 1t is merely energy and perse.
verance regulated by good old boss
sense
Yes, we've heard a lot about Adam
eating the forbidden apple, but never
a word whether he peeled it or took
whole.
Our Office devil breaks loose once in
a while. This time he AYERS it is
graft when the other fellow gets 1t
and you don't.
1t isn't wise to drift through life
copying other people. The world
recognizes the imitation as quickly
as 1T does the original.
Ii Senator Borah really plans to a.
bolish all useless jobs he might make
a ten strike by heading the list with
that of United States Senator.
Doctors have again been warning
us against the germs Chat collect on
paper money. That ought to be some
consolation to the fellow who Is bust
ed.
A correspondent complains that a
great many American business meu
are losing their commercial honor.
Ii its only commercial It's probably
not worth keeping.
Ifthe fool newspapers don't soon
let up on this crazy Efnstein stuff
we'll be forced to conclude that it Is
the last syllable Of his name that
catches their fancy.
Requiring women to serve on juries
may be all right, but we fear it's effect
upon the legal profession. Not all
lawyers are experts at determining
the brand OF candy to take into court.
Conducting baby shows In order to
determine the most perfect ones is be
coming quite q fad In the big cities.
In this community such q course is
not necessary. They are all perfect.
The postal savings banks of the
country are becoming quite q healthy
institution, the small deposits now
aggregate the sum of sl6l, 600. 900.
There is no fear Of . run on Uncls's
bank.
~Eighty-seven per cent Of the land
In this country is not in use. 1t Is
yet to be placed under GUILTY. ALTON.
The millions Of foreigners seeking ad
mission to this country are headed
for the cities, where they are not
wanted. They do not ARE to settle
untitled land, where they
ire needed. They need Us, bat Go We
need thems