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Evening journal., 1921-12-20
Waists

You have a wonderful selection 20
choose from in these hne quality
Waists. in regular and extra sizes and
placed neatly in an Xmas box.
Cotton materials offered at 9sc to
S5.9s.
silk Waists, offered az sf.os to
$3.50.
Waist Dcpt.-First Floor Front
Evening journal., 1921-12-20
Practical and Acceptable
Gifts
GIFTS THAT MEN LIKE TO
RECEIVE

ftisaItiNE
SILK Shifting. offered special to-
morrow at see. si.25. $3.50 and
si.S5 yard.
Wonderful quality Madras Shirt
ing. Special, sec.
Any woman will appreciate
three or four yards OF all-wool.
sponged and shrunk Serge: As
inches wide in all shades, offered
special at csc.
Regular $50 values in Half
Wool Plaids; 40 inches wide. Your
choice Of fifteen patterns. at s5c
yard
Splendid Bath Robe flannel makes
excellent Christmas gifts; only 45c
yard
Christmas Gift Aprons. offered at
special prices, soc. soc, csc. si.O0.
The regular sec Tea Aprons Of
fered special at four for 800 to-
morrow.
Dainty are these Camisole gifts at
s5c and Si.OO.
Regular $500 Duchess Satin. in
black. Special at sf.35.
Regular soc Black Satine; 3s
inches wide. and offered special At
e5c vars
A great many other specials are
displayed on the centre aisle tables
Main Floor
Evening journal., 1921-12-20
Answer io YesicnIn,.s

The change from the old
lady's pocketbook must have
consisted OF a 5O-cent piece.
three 2-cent pieces and two
cents. The eldest boy took the
5ocent niece. whiSh left four
cents apiece for the others.
Evening journal., 1921-12-20
Shop Carefully
Pleasing Gifts from the
Baby Shon

DdDy OnOp
silk, Crepe de Chine and Knit
Bonnets. soc and si.5O.
Hand-Knit Bootees. white trim
med in pink and blue. at soc, 75c
and sf.00.
All pure wool Mittens at Csc, sec
and soc.
Splendid quality Beacon Bath
Robes. at Sf.5O 60 S20s.
Brushed Wool Sweater Suits.
s5.os and SOS.
All-wool Knit Suits at $500 to
sa.9s.
All-wool sacques and Sweaters At
$3.50 to $500.
All-wool Knit sets-cap. sscque
and Bootees--st s2Ds and ss.9s.
Wonderful quality Carriage Robes
in eiderdown and knit. at si.75 and
s2.75.
Carriage Robes. in quilted and
silk, hand-embroidered styles, S2.es
TO S5.0S.
a large assortment OF Novelty
Rsttles at CSC to T5c.
Unbreakable Animals and Toys
soc to $3.50.
White Enameled Basinets, with
rubber tires and some hand-painted
at sd.5O to $3.50.
Baby Dresses. dainty styles: some
Philippine handmade. at s1.00 to
ssos.
Baby Blankets. in pink and blue.
al 500 and $3.50.
First Floor, Rear
Evening journal., 1921-12-20

Piles Cured in s TO IA Days
Druggists refund money II PAZO ONT
MENT falls to cure Itching. Blind.
Bleeding or Protruding Piles. Instant
ly relieves Itching Piles 6oc.-Adv.
Evening journal., 1921-12-20
Day is Here

But right up until the very last minute
Saturday night, you'll find plenty of Quality
Gift Merchandise for everyone at the great
Christmas Store Crosby and Hill Company.
These Practical and Welcome Gifts are
not only found on the Main Floor, but are in
Every Department, for your selection, of this
rOomy store.
Social HnELo,, OEEars Eror,, Orr
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
T. CHICAGO
ELKS On
QUI WYE

The East Chicago Eiks are about to
stage the biggest outdoor doings the
Twin Cities and adjacent towns have
ever witnessed. during the week OF
June 6th 70 18th. The 9 G Dodson
shows have already signed contracts %
conduct their carnival in East Chicago
under the auspices Of the Elks and all
arrangements made 10 move their
shows to the East Chicago grounds.
Railroad and Chicago avenues. just
across from the Republic Iron and
steel company plant, Monday, June 6th.
Pep ana lots OF il has been exhibited
as the time 10 open up next Monday,
June eth approaches, for a solid week
Of entertainment The Blk's commit
teemen headed by Allan p. Twyman.
John Stephens and Earl II. Bunting are
leading the work in this affair
The capper for the weeks end is IN
the giving away OF Ford touring car
on the last night. June nth, of the
Elk'S Mardi Gras. which should draw
the eyes OF the motor world closer TO
these attractions-and II you haven a
chance on this car. there is yet time 70
secure one from a Brother Elk.
Tho boys also want TO know ana
want all East Chicago and neighboring
towns to know no is the most popu-
lar girl in the community. She will be
crowned queen of the celebration and
presented a handsome diamond soif-
tsrie diamond ring as a memeuto from
the two organizations staging the af-
fair. Mr.. O'Brien. who viii supervise
the affair for the Elks wants 10 assure
all girls that no man goes along with
the ring. and besides there will be
prizes for every girl who enters and
remains in the contest. \ beautiful
Court OF Honor will be constructed on
the Midway and the queen will he
pompously acclaimed on the last night
OF the carnival. Among the other
prizes to be given are a diamond set
lavalliere and a gold wrist watch
what is a home without a baby7 II
YOU haven't a baby borrow your neigh
bors or kidnap one-but get to the
baby show the opening night Any
baby can enter. The age limit has
been boosted UP 70 Ave years TO give
all the mothers darlings a chance at
the long list of prizes 10 be given
away. The baby stand viii be on
Union avenue and ell babies must be
on hand Monday night. June 6th at Z
o'clock TO garner the points
The slogan: Every Dime Is A Brick
For The New Home" gives all mem
Der Elks something to look forward TO
for the efforts and hard ticks that
they are putting In to make this az
fair success.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
SALE GREAT SUCCESS

Yesterday was the first day Of the
3-day dollar sale at the Bee Hive De-
partment store. East Chicago. and Il
was surprise to the proprietor 70
witness the number Of people crowding
in his store TO take advantage or the
bargains. There was continuous
stream Of people from the time the
store opened early in the morning
until the doors closed in the evening.
Just as large a number are expected
today. said Mr.. Cohn Tomorrow viii
be the banner day and no doubt every
one IN the Twin cities viii visit the
Bee Hive to learn OF the incompatible
values being offered.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
HOBART

The high school commencement eN-
ercises VIII be held this evening. The
following program viii be given: Open
ing march, Daniel f. Hager; invocation.
Rev. Whit; on the Sea. Apollo Quar-
tet; character interpretations, Mr..
Hager; NY True Love is a Shepherdess
Apollo Quartet; class address Or.
Robins: invitation Waltz. Quartet. pre-
sentation OF diplomas Supt ). A
Fowble; Crossing the Bar Qusrtet.
presentation OF alumni medal. John
Killigrew; benediction, Rev. stark, The
alumni medal will be presented 10 Miss
Raphael Pierson who has obtained the
highest average for the four years high
school work.
Dr.. Clara Faulkner. Miss Kipp and
Mrs. Hatton have returned from i've
weeks auto trip through the east.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
KIWANIANS
GO TO VALPO

Twelve members or the Kiwanis club
OF Hammond went to Valparaiso last
night 70 be present AT the ceremonies
in which the new club OF Valparaiso
received it's charter. The Laporte club
which IS sponsoring the new organiza
ton sent 40 OF It's SIS members. Valpo
Is starting on with a membership OF
so live wires. To several Of the Ham
mond mon who made the trip it was an
eye-opener as they still had the i'm
preston that the club was merely a
local AFFAIR They had concrete demon
stration OF the fraternsl spirit which
prevails among Kiwanisns everywhere.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
LIVE NEWS
FROM THE
TWIN CITIES
SECOND LARGEST CIRCUS ENRoUTE

The Australian gregory worlds
premier aerlalists In feats OF dying
through mid-air are among the stellar
offerings or the Rhoda Royal circus.
the big super attraction that Will visit
Indiana Harbor, saturday, June /.
The Riding stickneys. who have
pleased for generations offer q brand
new group this year. Bob sttckney. the
dean of all circus riders. has probably
turned out more star riders than either
Culver Military academy or St. John
school. The Bennett Sisters. the Four
Lykens. Fred Colliersm. Addie Noren-
berg, Albert Powell. the Casting Sin
clairs Lottie Nelson and her wire
walking girls. Tex MeCloud Nicholas
Nicholson. the Cordellia troupe and
scores of other artists are included in
the arenic program.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27

Mrs. Jessie ouinlan and family have
moved into the Hillman house on Cen
ter street.
Miss Daisy Rowe. who has been a
teacher here in the public schools for
twenty one years, has accepted a post
ton as teacher at the Emerson school
at Gary and will begin teaching as
soon as the Hobart school term ex-
pires.
son was born Wednesday TO Mr.
and Mrs Roy Babcock
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
NOTICE

Notice Is hereby given that there
will be a meeting ot the members or
st Mark African Methodist Episcopal
Zion Church Of America. held at the
church. 3sS9 Deodar st, Indiana Har-
Dor. at p. m on Friday. June 3, 1871,
for the purpose or eIeteing trustees
and 70 take such other steps as may be
necessary to incorporate said chure n
under the law Of the state Of Indisna.
5-24-3 J. NJ. HOWARD.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
CHILD IN INJURED

Or. r. P. Hale rendered medical aid
to small child that was injured or
Chicago avenue Yesterday by being run
down by a vehicle. and was taken i'm
mediately away from the doctors Of
fee by the father. who left no tnforma-
ton other than the name was Roe
buck. The child was not believed 10
be seriously hurt. according TO DR.
Hail.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27

the property Of his father Andrew sim
ko which ad3oins their present place
OF business and will enlarge on the
scope of the establishment now main
tanned. Young Simko disposed of the
Simko Motor Service company at a re-
cent date and returning from rest
sought in an automobile tour. will set
tie down and take UP his new duties.
His opening announcement viii appear
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
200 ATTEND BANQUET

The Father and Son banquet last
night at the Methodist church was at
tended by more than 200 men and boys.
An address was made BY Or. william
S. sadler to the boys, his subject being
The Boy-fIis Mind and Body" 4
series Of lectures and dinners have
been scheduled ~ REV Jones for the
next three weeks For June i ad
dress BY John w Perry. The Boy and
HIS Hero" June ?. address BY Judge
Daniel Trude. Boys Court Expert
ences:" June Is. address by 5. J. Dun
can Clarke. THE supreme Need o.
American Manhood
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
BACK FROM HOSPITAL

Stephan simko. an enterprising
young business man of this city and
returned soldier discharged honorably
from the Louisville. Ky. hospital.
where he had been under medical su-
pervision for sometime. has entered an
other business venture in taking over
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
CALLED BY DEATH

A. Rifle Of Fir street was called to
Dsnville, Pa. owing to the precarious
condition Of his mother, who passed
away before he arrived in that city.
The deceased was a pioneer OF that city
and had been III for a long time Mr..
Rifle will return here within few
days time
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27

There is nothing so elastic as the
human mind. Like imprisoned steam,
the more Il Is pressed the more II
rises TO resist the pressure. The more
we are obliged TO do the more we are
shle TO accomplish -TryOn Edwards.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC.

On and after this date. Peter Napier.
has severed all connections with the
American Secret Service ~ East Chi
caKo and viii conduct and operate an
agency under the name and tncorpora-
ton OF the Napier Secret Service OF
Indiana embracing all matters per
tanning 10 Industrial. private and per-
sonal Investigations. Address East
Chicago post office Box 1851 A rep
resentativs will call on request,-Adv.
5-24-l
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27

This charming suit Of gull gray
covert cloth would make an attrac-
tive going-away suit for the May
or June bride. 1t is simple as to
line and exouisitely tailored The
skirt is straight and plain, while
the coat is panel effect back and
front, with belt forming only on
sides,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
TRY A "TIMES WANT AID"
Make Your Own
Summer Drink

With Geiger's Orangeolo. sugar and wat
err made in a minute. Delicious, re-
freshing heelthfui. Send 10 cents for
package which makes a gallon. A. Geig-
cr, 1898 3. Troy ST. Chicago. III.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27

Tomato plants 3oc per dozen. See
base Hardware Store, corner l35th 3
Deoder. Phone Ind. Harbor 1876
5-a6.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27
READ THESE
TWIN CITY
ADVERTISEMENTS
PLEATING AND
BUTTON HOLE

HENSTITCHING. BUTTON COVER
ING. BHAIDING
PROMPT SERVICE
CALL WASSEY's-TELEPH 44s
OIL e STATE ST. HAMMOND
3-IA
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27

Another feature will be the addition Of SIX more instruments
to orchestra. making total Of II symphony players
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-05-27

JENNINGS & MACK
Present Their Comedy Skit A CamouRage Taxi
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Signs of the
Times
vVTHEN YOU SEE
w A protuberance beneath

w A protuberance beneath
the southwest corner Of q
gentleman's coat It Is a sign that
he knows the meaning Of "B. Y
o. L."
A vacant seat in the subway II
is sign that you are subject to
extreme optical illusions.
A collection of Junk alongside
the highway, mixed with bits Of
human anatomy and an odor OF gas.
oline, 1t Is a sign that someone
thought the warning SHARP Curve
Ahead" was only a joke.
A sweet little thing in bobbed
hair. short skirts. rouged face, high
heels. lace stockings and tango
glide is a sign that she may be
somebody's daughter or grand
mother-and you're not sure which.
A rotund. fiorid gentleman hand.
ing out cigars and smiles. 1t is a
sign that he is q candidate for
something and that you have vote.
A man buying fifteen pounds Of
sugar and twelve yeast cakes, 1t is
a sign that he does not approve Of
and is not thwarted by the eigh-
teenth amendment.
A woman pass penny-in-the-slot
machine without pausing. It is
sign that II has no mirror in 1t.
A lot Of Englishmen gesticulat-
ing and talking loudly. It is a sign
that they are demanding the PEN
nant for the worlds series in the
League of Nations.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
That Sense of
Humor

"A N eastern professor has rung
"A the bell on longevity. He
has propounded the very ex.
cellent theory that II you would live
to be hundred you should cult
vate a sense of humor. II that is
true the humorist who removes a
chair Just as his friend Is about to
sit down in It should live forever.
The professor says that a laugh
Is better than a dose of medicine
and that people who see the bright
side Of life seldom die young. OF
course, with prices where they are
you may not want to continue the
struggle until you are hundred
years old. The professor leaves this
entirely to your own judgment.
There is no law compelling you to
cheer up. In fact, there are a good
many laws which tend to prevent It.
It Is just as easy to be morose
and see the dark side of life, and II
you continue this long enough you
may become an excellent musical
comedy comedian.
One sure way to cultivate a sense
Of humor, II you care to do so, is
to try to keep your bank account
on the right side Of the ledger. This
process is so complex that 1t be-
comes funny and a man gets to
laughing at himself.
Another way is to follow the do
ings Of the League Of Nations. Any
man who cannot get a laugh out Of
that is a hopeless case, even II he
is only twenty-one years old. and
he may as well take a swig of
Broadway hootch and give up the
ghost permanently.
OF course, there are always plenty
Of jobs open for a man who is not
able to cultivate a sense Of humor.
He can write lyrics for a Broadway
show, write a society comedy, be-
come the editor Of a comic maya
zine or a humorous lecturer on the
Chatauqua circuit. Oh, perhaps, an
apartment house landlord or sub.
way guard.
II you insist upon dying young
disregard the professors advice,
but It 10 better to follow it and stick
around awhile and cultivate that
sense of humor, no matter how
painful the operation may be.
One Of the best ways to cultivate
1t is to sit down and read all the
dignified and serious stuff that is
written by professors.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
At the Round
Table
Too Much to Expect.

A MAN took house which
"A proved to be of the jerry-built
order Of architecture; SO much so
that one day the rain came through
the roof and swamped the placer
When the landlord called for his
rent the tenant exclaimed, indig-
nantly: 81 say. it is too bad; the
other night the rain came through
the roof and gave me regular
shower bath. You really ought to
do something"
Ought to do something!"
growled the landlord. do you ex-
pect me to provide you with soap
and towels, too?"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
A Few Drags from
the Old Pipe
He Had Plans All Right.

CHE was a lady visitor to the
- prison, kindly and well mean
ing, and as she chatted with a bur
glar who had been sentenced to six
months Imprisonment she thought
she detected signs of reform in
him. And now" she said. have
you any plans for the future on the
expiration Of your sentence?"
"Oh, yes, ma'am," he said, hope
fully. I've got the plans of two
banks and a postoffice."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Their Attachment.

UnO animals possess the senti,
- ment Of Affection" asked the
school teacher Of the little girl.
"Yeth, ma'am; almost always"
Good" said the teacher; land
now" turning to a little boy, tell
me what animal has the greatest
natural fondness for man."
The small boy considered care.
fully and finally answered: :
woman"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
The Cabby's Compliment.

A STOUT woman hired the same
~ driver to take her out for a
drive every fine day. He had
some difficulty in getting her IN
and out OF the vehicle.
I'm afraid I am a great bother"
she said, apologetically, one day.
Never you mind, ma'am," was
the gallant answer. Il likes a fare
wot steadies the cab"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Some Job. Surely.

ISEIGHT hours work Is enough
II for any man." said Farmer
Corntassel.
YES" replied his wife. as she
dropped an armful of stovewood
on the floor; "the question Is, how
are you going to get any man 70
do that much work."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Why2.

THE curate Of fashionable
i church was endeavoring to
teach the significance OF white to
a Sunday school class.
Why" said he, docs a bride
invariably desire to be clothed in
white at her marriage?" AS no
one answered. he explained.
White" said he, stands for Joy,
and the wedding day is the most
joyous occasion Of woman's
life"
A small boy queried: "Why do
the men all wear black?"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
That's the BCv

CUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER
~ I told you last Sunday that
wished each OF you would try to
make at least one person happy
during the week. Did you?
Boy-Yes, miss; / made grand.
ma happy.
That's noble. How did you do
itw
II went to visit her, and she's
always happy when she sees I've
got a good appetite"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
After Breakfast
Laughs
Should Have Laughed.

SnouIu have Laughed.
NEWWED-Did you spend as
~ much money as this before I
married you?
Mrs. Newwed-Why; yes.
Newwed-Then l can't under
stand why your father went on SO
when l took you away from him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
He Wasn't Sure.

tSyIJON'T you be very, very happy
" when your sentence is
over?" cheerfully asked q woman
Of a convict in prison.
II dunno, ma'am, dunno"
gloomily answered the man.
you don't know" asked the
woman, amazed, why not?"
I'm in for life."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

We trust the professor who said
a woman could be compared to the
tree of life didn't overlook her
limbs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Trouble Assured.

SCyUHAT are you going to call the
" new baby?"
Reginald Claude" replied Mr..
Biggins.
Isn't Reginald Claude a rather
affected manner"
"Yes. want him to grow up to
be a fighter and I fancy that 'Regi-
maid Claude will start something
every time he goes to q new
school,"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Taking Too Much for Granted.

HCAF, young man, when you sold
~ me this fountain pen you told
me could carry 1t upside down in
my pocket with perfect safety"
"Well?"
We'll, tried it-and look at this
vest. will your"
my dear sir, you must have-er
filled that pen before you put 1t
In your pocket. You shouldn't
have done that"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

THO bappiest couple we know Of
have postponed their marriage for
the last FIVE years for one reason or
another and so are still the best Of
friends.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

Even though a man doesn't know
what a figure of speech is, the
chances are a vision of his wife
will come up before him uncon-
sciously as something that best de.
scribes II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

Jazz is gong out, but we don't
know whether It will go out quietly
or be thrown out. II may not be
drunk, but It certainly is disor.
derby.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

understand him it's so. She can't
understand what he does with the
spending money she gives him nor
why he doesn't hit up the boss for
a raise because she needs a fur
coat.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

Once a woman was really up
against It to hide her real age, but
the rapid advance of, the cosmetic
art has put a different complexion
on things.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Just Alike.

0uAVE you seen nay umbrella ?"
III asked the cashier of the
bookkeeper.
What sort of an umbrella was
itr
1T had a hooked end"
II have not seen it, but l had a
nice one given me at Christmas
and the end was exactly like yours.
1t was hooked, too"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Misunderstood.

KINDLY LANDLADY Ito the new
N boarder)-How did you find
your bed, Mr.. Inlate7
Mr.. Inlate (taken aback)--oh.
dash It, ma'am! was not as bad
as that.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

No, Gladys, you did not see a
lady walking along Broadway lead
ing a rat by a string. That was
the remains Of what was originally
intended to be a mutt. but that had
dwindled to a mere mutter.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

They close Broadway up tight at
a. m, but I'll never believe the
millenium has come until they
commence taking the walks in and
putting the lights out!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Along the Great Dry Way

~ EAR MAURICE-The reason
they call 1t bootlegging is
because II you get caught
they give you the boot and You
haven't a leg left to stand on.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

They say many a man becomes
famous through his wife's help.
Yes. Just look at those wives who
shoot their husbands.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Walls of a Benedict

TTHE fellow who courts a girl
ought to know that only
troubles come from courts.