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The spectator., 1921-07-01
Cid Acouaintances.

Every ship carries the sort of pas senger who seems to have devoted his whole life to making record in the matter of Atlantic crossings.
 A girl was once making q little fun of a passenger of this type. He said to her:
 Do you know, this is my forty ninth crossing!"
 Tt is?" she said indifrerently. Its my one hundred and eighth
 Really the man exclaimed.
 ''Oh, yes, indeed" she answered, yawning. Its an old story to me, crossing the Atlantic Why, actually, l always recognize more than half of the waves We meet!"
The spectator., 1921-07-01
Discrimination Liuhtnlna.

Picked up bodily from group of five students by novel bolt of light ming while standing in n Dickinson col lcge dormitory. Charles Market, freshman of Mill hall, was hurled sev- en feet across room. Others did not feel the shock.-Carlisle correspond ence Baltimore News.
The spectator., 1921-07-01
Observant Child.

A little girl was asked to go for loaf of bread and was given the money.
 "Is that enough, mamma?" she asked.
 "Yes, dear; that is exactly the right amount"
 Well, you'd better give me little more, cause the bread may go up fore I get there."-New Haven Reg ister
The spectator., 1921-07-01
Not So Funny, Then,

When you smoke cigar you are smoking more labor than tobacco. It seems funny thing to think of-ex- cept in some cases, when you perform most of the labor yourself.-Boston Transcript.
The spectator., 1921-07-01

If you use Red Cross Ball Blue in your laundry, you will not be troubled by those tiny rust spots. often caused by inferior bluing. Try it and see.
The spectator., 1921-07-01
Could Fill a Chair All Rioht.

Dull looking and extremely fat boy approaches office manager-"Excuse me, mister. did you advertise for quick, Fright boy to run errands for you?"
The spectator., 1921-07-01

IF YOUR coRNs PAIN YOU Apply Vacher-Balm. 1t relieves at once. Keep 1t handy for any other pain. Buy it locally. F. w. Vacher. Inc, New Orleans.
The spectator., 1921-07-01
Perhaps.

"The course of true love never does run smooth" Well, that keeps the young people interested"
The spectator., 1921-07-01
Are You Human?

little baby little child Don't they appeal you? Doesn't your
 heart yean pick them cudde them close shield them from all harm? it does else you're not human Being human love them Their heesness makes reach out all strength to aid them health there's flower beautiful In illness there's night black
 Save them then. Use every precaution Take chance.
 When sickness comes, sickness wi it's baby, child and the Physician isn't at hand don't try remedy that you have around the house for your
 Fecher Casoia made especially for babies ills and you with perfect safety any doctor will tell you. Keep it in the house.
The spectator., 1921-07-01
Watch cutleura Improve Your Skin.

On rising and retiring gently smear the face with Cuticura Ointment. Wash off Ointment in five minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot water. It is wonderful sometimes what Cuticura will do for poor complexions. dandrufY, itching and red rough hands.
The spectator., 1921-07-01

Of all admiration, the most un- alloyed is that for Il brave man.
The spectator., 1921-07-01

The faster a man lives the quicker he will occupy ground-floor space in a cemetery.
The spectator., 1921-07-01

Don't insist that your children go to church unless you are willing 10 set them an example.
The spectator., 1921-07-01

Ever think of the difference between : man working and working mani
The spectator., 1921-07-01
COL.DMEDAI- 1NkRlE|M N'9!!l!|l!. Qa &l23yZ1A ~

The National Remedy of Holland for over 900 years; 1t is an enemy of all pains re- suiting from kidney, liver and uric acid troubles. All druggists, three sizes. Look for the name Cola Medal on every bov
 and accept no initiation
The spectator., 1921-07-01
BETTER DEAD

Life is a burden when the body is racked with pain. Everything worries and the victim becomes Respondent and downhearted. To bring back the sunshine take
The spectator., 1921-07-01


 Fayetteville. e.-Mass singing of old time and popular songs is being re- vived at the University of Arkansas at social gatherings About 400 peo. pie were present at an all.school par. ty at the. "Y" on the opening night of summer school and joined in sing ing Arkansas"
 Camden-The Camden Municipal Band has begun a series of weekly concerts in Court park. The band which was organized over year ago. is making excellent headway under the direction of Director Asheford.
 Vimy Ridge.-A big picnic and cele. bration will be held here July 9. Ad dresses will be made by ex-Senator w. F. Kirby. Tom J. Terral, former secretary of state: Judge John w. Wade of Little Rock, and others. An interesting program is being pre-. pared.
 Harrisburg.-A agreement to close the stores every evening at 6.30, on Thursdays at noon until Friday morn. ing, and to keep open Saturday nights, is being circulated among local bust ness men.
The Washington times., 1921-01-08
HELP wASTRB-vFMALE

y
HOME woRK-,sOoO wkiy., up: EIpeI-
ienes 1nnseess-ry Eyerythins fH turns 90,
free particulars. candymAkers' Co. isth d.
philadelphia. Pa.
KINDERoARTEN teachers. with nursing
ability. q Furnished front room, light
Can Dupont Circle. between ana
y. M,
PROFITABLE DEVELOPMENT; special CO.
operation. easy canvass, quick results
popSistioS' cSi H Room SSS' 81. District Natl
Bank Blds.; call IL TO 4, or phone Fr. lSse.
RENT OFF for services In management OF
lodging house 6ls q 81. \. W.
REFINED. intelligent youns eolored .wom-
en-. not uuder 20; some experience Ia SO
letting. although experienio not necessary
Apply at 1895 Tth st. n. w.
$ E A NJ IS TRES s-whlte. for eblldren's
clothes and Lpendins. Phone Col stii' or
1855 Randolph St ~ w
TENoGRAPHER-Go salary, Apply
Personnel Service Bureau. Bond blds''
i.th and n. Y. ave.
Personnel Service Bureau. Bond Bldg,
18th and n. Y. ave.
T EA q IL E X S-Kindergarten, primary
grades; trained nurses. singing voice
English. short story and m.auserip b MY,
Circle; week Gays. TO y. m.
TELEPHONE OPERATING oFEERs
si1oo PER WEEK to Start.
Eleven Hundred Dollars during nrst year
and higher thereafter.
Permanent employment: paid vacations
each year aud sickness and death dement's
without cost Tho work is easy 20 learn
and Interesting Each Onics has n COM
Portable recreation room add cafe In
a NV as a
a day IL 80 DESIRED, the food being served
at cost.
AppiS TO Room sos. 7.5 18th st. n. W.
THE CHESAPEAKE AND POTOMAC
TELEPHONE co.
WAITRESSES-Three white. National
Service Bureau, Bond Bldg, 18th aud y,
Y. ave.
The Washington times., 1921-01-08

WOMEN
Learn the real estate business.
As special inducemcnt. an extra
large commission is offered you
for the next 3 months-with
bonus. 1t need not interfere with
your present employment. We
will teach you free Of charge.
Classes will be held every eve
ming at p. m. in the offices Of
John w. Thompson e. Co. Unc.) },
821 18th st. N. w.. under aus
pices of
THE GIBSON BROS.
The Washington times., 1921-01-08

926 Pa. Ave. NV.
sUIT-Dresa tuxedo suit; first class con q.
dition. BOX S25. Times office.
DRESS-Plum- colored silk messaiine, size
40; worn once; cost s2J; sell for yiJ.
Fkr TS3.
Poultry, Pets & Livestock
PUPPiES-pure English setters maIcs
pedigreed, months old. FAIRCHILDS,
1915 9th vt. y. w.
Motorcycles q bicycles
BtCyCLE-Slnelc, with good tires. runs
easy. Apply saturday or Sunday, 1895
goth ut. v. w, Apart. H.
MOTORCYCLE 49, Harley. Davidson 1920:
perfect condition; fully equipped with
accessories; tandem scat. Price, t375.
Phone COL 1914.
1920 AUTHORIZATIONS motorcycle
guaranteed like new, easy terms, and
one-half the rricc, Apply GU II at n. w.
RiClCLEs and motorcvcies.-C Clearance
sale of new and used. all makes: real
bargains. Munger Brcs., agent for Excel.
slor uotorcI IleS and johnson motorvh, u.
Expert repairing and supplies. MUNG IN
BROS 7oo y. Cap. and 6th and C ste. y. W.
The Washington times., 1921-01-08
AGENTS AND statesmen

SALESMAN AS DIRECT FACTORY repre-
sentative to Handlo the most needed auto
accessory-bar none-nattonally advertised.
no competition. Don't answer unless you
can finance initial order to secure agency.
Alccmo Manufacturing Co, 13t Bridge
street. Newark, v. J.
SALESMAN-Paint and roof cement; so per
cent commissions; Maryland and Virginia
territories. Address BOX Al, Tunes office.
WE START YOU in the candy business at
home small room, or anywhere: every
thing furnished; earn $4,000 wkly, up; men
women; experience unnecessary; adver-
tise candy Send self addressed, stamped
envelope for free particulars. CANDY
MAKERS CO., 18th st. PHILADELPHIA,
PA,
The Washington times., 1921-01-08
REAL ESTATE SALESMAN
with automobile, experienced;
must know WASH ington;
splendid opportunity. Address
BOX A-9S, Times Office.

WANTEp-Single white man to work on
dairy farm; good wages. Inquire at
1901 G st. " w, Room 2S.
WANTED TODAY-Young men Of neat ap-
poarancc to act as news agents on trains;
S25 cash security and blue suit required
UNION NEWS CO., Ofhcc No. ,, basement,
Union station.
The Washington times., 1921-01-08
RusINkss OPPORTUNITIES

WANTED
A Live Real Estate Salesman.
Must Know Washington.
The Washington times., 1921-01-08
SPECIAL NOTICES
TREES

TREES
Cavity cementing. pruning, planting.
Crchsrds treated. trees supplied, landscape
Lardners. - 49, -
BUREAU OF FORESTERS AND TREE
SURGEONS,
North $3.50. 7. y. Box S1Cb.
-
WANT to carry a vanlosd OF furniture
from Washington TO Trenton, n. j.
E;rnith's Transfer e. Storage Co., 1913 y st
" w. y. 3343.
,NOTICE-Wlll guarantee good divendend to
active party with $1,000: no canNassing:
investigate. 7. .. Box 1875 -
notice 10 hereby given that the annual
meeting of the stockholders OF The Capt.
Val Traction Company for tho election Of
~ Board of Directors for the ensuing year
'. nd the transaction of such other business
~ may be brought before the meeting will
DO held at the office Of the company. Thir-
ty-si1th and NJ streets northwest, Washing
ION, d. C., on Wednesday, January IL, 1921.
AT lo:45 o'clock a IN.
The polo will be open from IL o'clock a
m until ~ o'clock noon.
II. d. CHAMPION. Secretary.
The Washington times., 1921-01-08

Prefer one who can Invest $500 This 20
4 chance 70 get In on the ground floor OF a
9oing real estate arm, which has moor
porated and desires 10 expand We now
have several wel-paying departments snu
the Increasing demand for our services
compel us TO enlarge our offices and force.
We feel sure that tho success OF this en-
teTpriss depends on the personnel Of the
Officers and directors and salesforce. This
is your opportunity to become a material
factor in the real estate neld, Now 10 the
time to prepare for the large business due
this spring. Start the new year by COINS
in busint Is for yourselfs Get out OF the
''rut" Write Immediately TO BON $50.
Times office.
The Washington times., 1921-01-08
Clothing
ARMY AND NAVY GOODS

Thousands of dollars' worth or merchan-
disc purchased from the Government at q
fraction Of it's original cost.
Officers Raincoats .............. Ss.s5
Ofhccfs hackinaws ............... s9.75
Mems 1ltp Boots .......,..........t.2
Mons Wooden Trousers, .. D.. S&2b
Mems Jersey Overshirts ....... 81 9b
Mems y. ID. Wooden shirts. &2.60
Mems Wooden Socks ............ so
Mems Slip-over Sweaters ........ 81 rs
Mons Navy Wool Underwear 81. 90
Mems Ribbed Underwear ............ .95
Mems Hob nailed Shoes ............ 500
Mems Russet Shoes ................ ss.:5
Mems Leather Puttecs ........... s3s5
olive I,rab Blankets .............. 500
Mems Jersey Gloves. ................ 20
Ofhcers Gloves NORTHUMBERLAND. 40
Mems Uniorslls .................... 81 so
Mems KHAKI Breeches .,.........,.. G.25
Other articles too mum, roua 20 mention
The Washington times., 1921-01-08
AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE

CADILLAC Tour!ns-T-pasrenger beauti-
ful car; appearance same az new; Two
front original shoes; throc new cords.
formerly operated by high Government Of
ncial ordered abroad indefinitely. who le-
Al every way; this truly your opportunity
TO buy right. knowing there Is nothing
better at any price. Chas. g. Wilson. 1858
Columbia road. Col. 1901,
The Washington times., 1921-01-08

lCR-Brown sable. downtown around noon
January c. Finder please return to Mrs.
HANNAH CAMPBELL, 1887 X ST. -. W.
reward.
The Washington times., 1921-01-08
PAINTING AND REPAIRING

RELIABLE AUTO REPAIRING
BY and under supervision OF expert tea cher
mechanics Overlooking Low prices Try
US Work guaranteed. Tel. N 1919
AMERICAN MOTOR SCHOOL.
eth and o cts. W
COLLISION SPECIALIST.
E,pert IN Jobs, for quick work guarsn.
teed. We Gun give " more attention for
little less money. just 7pt OF tho high. rent
district
DON NJ. LEARY REPAIR SHOP,
Liscoin Se3, Dsy and Might
The Washington times., 1921-01-08
statesmen.

Two men, age 20 to 40. with good .duca-
ton, clean records and selling ability. to
work with me in Washington. l am not
interested in petty statesmen. but Will In
terview only those OF executive possibilities.
To the right man a good income 10 assured
and permanent connection with well-es-
tablished concern. Call MANAGER, Gl3
Albee bldg, 18th and u SITS.
The Washington times., 1921-01-08

YATCH-Wrist; initials 81. e D, between
l3th and + and 9Th and F or eth and +
to 9Th and New York ave. Reward, return
6o5 6th st. n. W.
NVATCH-Lady's gold. Waltham, closed
face, with short chain, Wednesday, y.
II, q ST., bet. 18th and 21st or bet. II and
., on 18th n. w Reward. sol Dorset ave,
,hcvy Chase. d. G. Glove. l22s-W
The Washington times., 1921-01-08

PENDANT BROOCH, half and who'I
pearls, with . diamond in the center;
Few pearls missing; lost OH Friday, LIB
cral reward for it's return to HOS KENYON
t. N. w.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-05-07
ADVERTISEMENT.
KNEW HE HAD TO
GET HELP QUICK
SAYS L0RENZEN
St. Paul Man Was In Bad
Shape Before He Got Tan
lac But Feels Just Fine
Now.

Il used to bring over half my lunch
back home untouched, but now my
wife packs my dinner pail plumb full,
and / clean up every bit OF it, toos'
was the characteristic statement made
by Henry Lorenzen. Of $50 Payne Ave-,
St. Paul. night Waterman for the Min
nehaha Dry Cleaning Co., in relating
his experience with Tanlac recently.
II would certainly be ungrateful If
I didn't let others know about Tanlac
after all it's one for me. l always had
somewhat of A weak stomach, but
about five months 6 it seemed to
give out on nc altogether. l went
from bad to worse until l was almost
a. complete wreck. My appetite was
g poor I didn't care for anything to
eat. and 1 was terribly distressed with
Indigestion and bloating after every
meal. I got so thin and weak it was
all I could do to hold up under my
work. INC just felt like I was on my
last legs. l knew I lar to get some
relief quick or I would soon be down
and out completely.
well. l started in on Tanlac, and
the medicine has surely fixed me up.
1 eat good and hearty at every meal
now and enjoy my food. and l am new
err troubled with indigestion or bloat-
ing. I have gained ten pounds in
weight, and feel fine in every way. l
can stand up to my work o without
it worrying me a bit. Tanlac is GER
tainly q wonderful medicine. and I'm
mighty glad to recommend it,"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-05-07
Minnesota Launches
Good Road Campaign

st. Paul. Mimi, May 7.-Minne-
sofas 500, 00O, 900 good roads project.
to permanently improve highways
connecting the principal towns and
the ten thousand lakes for which the
state is famous, was launched this
week.
Charles NJ. Babcock. state highway
commissioner, has organized a MAIN
tenance force of more than 1000 men,
tioa and special gangs to keep the
gravel roads in best condition until
paving is laid owe the entire 1000
mile system. Actual operations started
May 1. Contracts for additional hard
surfacing will be awarded o &C
cording to the highway department,
which will spend approximately $1O,-
100000 on highways this season and
increasing amounts each year there
after.
The Babcock good roads plan was
into effect by the legislature which
has Just adjourned.
improvements will be financed with
tho proceeds OF a 2 per cent tax on
the list price of motor vehicles, in lieu
Of other levies. A state advalorem
tax levy Of ! per cent and local levies
will be continued to provide funds for
Improvement Of lateral or feeder
roads.
Minnesota already has long
stretches OF paving on arterial routes
gravel roads. Completion Of the Bah
cock plan will mean a good road to
every farm gate in the state and the
highway department predicts that the
most important lines will be hard
surfaced within five years. 49,.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-05-07
;Burleigh Board Asked
To Urge Return Of All
! Deposits In N. D. Bank

Bismarck, N. D., May 1.-THE Bur
leigh county board Of commissioners
has under consideration today a petit
ton presented late yesterday. by a
number of taxpayers in which the
board is asked to instruct the states
attorney and county auditor to begin
proceedings to have returned to Bur-
leigh county money placed on certif-
cate of deposit in the Bank OF North
Dakota by H. B. Knappen, treasurer,
On the last two days he was in Office.
Knappen put $15O,00O Of general
fund money on certificate of deposits
in the state bank and $4,000 sinking
fund money in. anticipation of the
probable withdrawal of all funds from
the Bank Of North. Dakota by J.. A.
Flow. Independent, who became
treasurer May 1. ,#
Mr.. Cameron asserted there was nc
authority in law for the treasurer to
make such deposits. which he as
serted a mere leaning of money,
and that il the county paid it's obi
cations to state, city and political
subdivisions it would be without funds
because of the action. Knappen is
editor of a local Nonpartisan paper.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-05-07
BURCLARSBLOW
BANK AT FUTILE
Last Nights Raid Melted
Robbers $500 in Cash
and Bonds.

Bismarck, N. d., May 7.-Bandits
blew the safe OF the First National
bank at futile. about 40 miles north
east Of here, during the night and
escaped with $4,000 in cash and over
5000 in Liberty bonds and War Saw
ings stamps, according to l.. Dor
necker, vice president of the bank.
The bandits escaped in. a green
Studebaker car stolen from the priv
ate garage of Postmaster Alfred Wise.
The robbery was accomplished
without waking persons sleeping in a
hotel sixty feet away with open
windows.
The burglars cut through the brick
and cement outer walls. used acety-
lene torches to cut the hinges on the
outer safe and dynamited the inner
safe.
The force of the explosion shat
tered the plate glass windows of the
bank. but 1t was not until the station
agent noticed the telegraph wires cut
early this morning that the robbery
was discovered.
The robbers had endeavored to cut
the town entirely off from commune
cation with the outside world. but Gu,
the electric light wire instead of the
long distance telephone wire.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-05-07

ton association. the Carnegie Foun-
dation and kindred educational socie-
ties have been asked to send dele
gates.
Persons prominent in educational
and other intellectual pursuits from
every country, as well as members of
the state legislature, state officials,
versity, city mayors and county super
intendents of Minnesota have re-
ceived personal invites.
Several thousand invitations, in all.
were sent out, Mr.. Pierce said, but he
estimated not more than five or six
hundred persons will participate in
the exercises.
due to the unstable conditions in
many. OF tho foreign countries" the
committee chairman explained. these
nations will not be represented unless
try. 1t will entail too great an ex-
pensc to many Of the nations to send
a representative, unless there hap
pens to be one in the United States
The thrce-day inauguration period
will combine several social as
sembfages with an educational con-
ference. At a c~onvocation at the uni
versity armorS May 10, prizes for Cap
and Gown day will be announced. In
the evening visiting delegates and
faculty will be rendered a reception.
Promptly at 10 a. m. Friday the
formal Inauguration of President
Coffman will begin with addresses by
Presidents Emeritus Folwcll and
Northrop, preceding the inaugural
ceremony, followed by an address by
President Coffman.
Educational conferences at which
visiting educators will lecture will
hold sway in the afternoon and 1.-The
delegates will gather at the university
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-05-07
INAUGURATION
CEREMONIES
WILL RETURN
Elaborate Ceremonies Will
Mark Inauguration of
y. Minn, ~" President.

Minneapolis, Mimi, May RE
turning to the order of pomp and
ceremony for the occasion, absent
from the institution since 1911, Lotus
Della Coffman will be inaugurated
president Of tho, University of Mime
sofa on May 10, with all the social
formalitics connected with the event.
The Inauguration ceremonies will
cover a period Of three days, begin
ming May IL, with the traditional
cap and Gown day and concluding
with an alumni dinner Saturday eve
ming. ,
Not since George f.. Vincent came
Ito the presidency of the university in
1911 has the Inauguration been &C
companied by pageantry. AS. the as
sumption of Marion L. Burton to the
head Of the university. took place in
1917, at the time this country was at
to the affair were dispensed with.
Although most Of the program for
the Inauguration is tentative. it is def
nitely announced by E. B. Pierce,
chairman of the Inauguration COM
mittee, that President Coffman's four
predecessors-Dr. William Watts Fol
we'll, DR.. Cyrus w. Northrop. DR.
George f. Vincent and DR.. Marion l.
Burton will be in attendance and will
speak at the ceremonies. Thus, al
five presidents Of the university, the
first Of whom began his duties ir
1858 with a class of 13 pupils, will
share in the honors.
Invitations to the Inauguration
have been sen out to approximate.
500 educational institutions all owe,
the world. Universities in Europe
South America, Japan, Cuba. Grea1
Britain, Australia, Canada, Contra
America, Italy, Czecho-Slovakia arc
included in the list. as we'll as ever,
recognized university or college in thi:
country. All educational institutions
including normal and high schools OF
Minnesota, have beef invited. Such
organizations as the National Educa.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-05-07
Manager OF Mine Near
Wilisten Disappears

Williston, N. D.. May Lewis
Danielson. manager of a mine six
miles west of this city, who disappear
ed on Friday, April /29, has not been
found.
On the day Of his disappearance
Mr.. Danielson delivered a ton of coal
at the Mercy hospital, bought some
groceries, took a. meal at a restaurant
and was seen about town as late az
midnight. From then on he has
been missing. The man was known
to, have been under the influence of
liquor on the day of his disappear
ance, but it is not thought likely that
he came to harm through that. The
more probable theory Is that he
boarded a train for Minot or SONY
eastern point.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-05-07
SAYS CLOSING OF
DRAKE MILL IS BUT
TEMPORARY AFFAIR

: Bismarck, N. D.. May 1.-THE state
-four mill at Drake, N. D., is closed
temporarily. y H. A. Paddock, score.
taryy Of the industrial commission
said hat the mill was closed only for
an annual cleaning. 1t had been re.
ported that the mill would be closed
during the summer. Mr.. Paddock
said operations would be resumed
soon.
The Drake mill has been operating
at one-third capacity, it being ,oper.
ated eight hours a day as compared
to "a last fall. Mr.. Paddock said tho
mill was subjected to the lack of buy
ing in -four which he said was general