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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-02-19
'WASHBURN CONCERT TONIGHT
First Number on Artists Course Re-
cital by Rudolph Reuter-.

The first number of the Washburn
College Artists course will be pre-
rented tonight in Macvicar Chapel at
s.l5 o'clock. 1t will be a piano recital
by Rudolph Reuter-, the distinguished
pianist Mr. Reuter- has just returned
from a successful concert tour OF the
east where he was enthusiastically re-
ceived in New York. Boston, and other
famous musical centers as great
pianist.
His program is brilliant and inter-
esting as we'll as taxing and promises
an evening of great enjoyment.
Other numbers to appear on the
course are Florence Hodge, concert
organist; The Zoellner String Quartet
and Jennie f. w. johnson. contralto.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-02-19
TWENTY-NINTH ANNIVERSARY

Monday evening, February 81. To-
peka Council No. 2, Security BeneHt
Association (formerly *. & l.. of S..
will celebrate the twenty-n:nth ami
versary of the order. The children
from the Home and Hospital will give
a short program. Interesting fea-
lures Refreshments. Ali members
of the order invited. Every member
of No. expected to be present. Hall
521 Quincy street-Adv.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
WILLIAM AND MARY NOTES

Williamsburg, Va, Oct. 10.-Dur
ing the visit of President Harding to
the historic college of William ard
Mary on October 10 to speak at the
Installation Of DR.. J. A. C. Chandle!
as president of that institution, he
will be entertained by DR.. Chandler
at the old presidents house, the old
est house, the oldest house in the
country used exclusively as the home
Of a college president.
The Presidents house, as it has
been known for nearly two hundre.
years, was built in 1882, and since
that time has been visited or occu-
pied by many Of Americas most dis
tinguished men. During the las;
days of the Revolutionary War, il
was occupied by CORVALLIS, and Ia
Ter by Gecnral Washington. LaFay-
cite also used it as his headquarters.
and during its occupancy by French
troops, it was accidently burned.
Later it was restored at the private
cost Of Louis VI of France. Practi
calIy every governor of Virgins,
has been a guest at the old mansion
WI en- he was made member OF the
mi Beta Kappa Society last Deem
Der, Sir Auckland Geddes, the Brit,
ish Ambassador, spent night within
its solid brick walls.
The impending visit will be the
first time an American president
accompanied by his wife, has visited
he Presidents house at William anC
.Mary, since John Tyler was president
Of the United States. Mrs.Hardire
it is known, will be with the Presi.
dent of this trip.
a. distinguished group Of men and
women prominenet in civil and offic-
ial life will be invited to meet Presl.
dent and Mrs. Harding at the an
Gent mansion.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
FOR SALE
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF
THE UNITED STATES FOR
THE EASTERN DISTRICT
OF VIRGINIA

The United States of America
to the use Of Z. G. Schafcr and Co.
Corporation, Plaintiff,
vs.. Action Of Debt, Damages
$1.200.00.
John X. Turton Corporation. a Cor
poration, and Fidelity and Deposit
Company OF Maryland, a Corpora
ton, Defendants.
To the creditors of the John X.
Turton Corporation WHO supplied
labor and materials IN the construc-
ton Of buildings Tor Officers Quar-
ters, ct Marine Barracks, at Guam
tico, Virginia. under contract be-
tween the said John +. Turton Cor
poraticn and the United States of
America, dated the 10th day OF May,
1919:
You ave hereby notified that suit
was filed on September goth, 1921,
and is now pending, at Alexandria,
Virginia. in the District Court of the
United States fer the Eastern Dis
trict Of Virginia, under the above
entitled caption, for the use and
benefit Of said T. G. Schafer and
Company, and other cerditors who
supplied labor or materials in the
construction Of the said buildings for
Officers. Quarters at Marine Bar.
racks al Quantico, Virginia, public
buildings, who may intervene here
n; and said creditors who supplied
such labor or materials are hereby
notified Of their right to intervene
n said cause provided such intervcn-
lion is flied within ore year after
January 26, 1921. the date when
performance and final settlement Of
he aforesaid contract was had, and
not later. as provided b. the statutes
# the United States for such case
made and provided.
D. LAWRENCE GRONER, Judge.
September 90. 1921.
z. 8. Washington,
t23 South Royal Street, Alex, Va.
Counsel for Plaintiff.
\ COPY TESTE:
VIM. P. Woolls, Deputy Clerk.
l55-1Sc.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
HEiEQ UARTERS
THE ENGINEER SCHOOL
CAMP =. =. UMpHEES VA

Septemhc" L, 1921.
Memorandum No. $50.
Schedule Nit. Vernon Washington
Railway. effective September ~. 1921.
The following schedule OF trains VIII
Dc effective September Il. 1921, rcvok-
ing schedule attached To Camp Memo
andum IL. dated June 20. 1921.
Tain No l daily except Sunday leave
Washington els a. m, Alexandria h.io
:. H.. Mt. Vernon T.20 a. IL. Arrive
amp 7i5 Il. III.
Train No =. daily. Leave Washington
- Il IN, Alexandria 9.S2 a. m, Mt.
Vernon 1905 Il. III. Arrive Camp lu.3C
d. III.
Train No. 4. daily except Sunday,
cave Washington 100 p. m, AlcXandrn.
80 y. m. Mt. Vernon 2.05 p. m. Arrive
Camp $50 y. m.
Train No. Sunday only, leave Wash
ington 200 y. M, Alexandria 2:32 p. m.
NJ. Vernon 3 .05 p. IN. Arrive Camp $50
p. IN.
Train No. C Saturday only, leave
Washington S.53 p. M, Alexandria 80:
>. II. Mt. Vernon sos p. IN. Arrive
Camp $50 p. IN.
Train No daily. leave Washington
- =. IN. Alexandria G.S2 p. m. Mt
Vernon 700 p. III. Arrive camp i:oo p.
Tain No. s. daily except Sunday
leave Washington 1O:oop. m. AlcX"n-
dria 1892 p. m, Mt. Vernon hoo y. III.
Arrive Camp 1880 p. IN.
Train No. . Saturday and sunday
only, leave Washington 1926 and ll.2O
D. m. alexandria I1.57 and ll.55 y. m,
Mt Vernon 12.2O and 1920 a. m. Arrive
Camp i2.l5 and 12.45 a. m.
Train No. | daily except sunday
leave Camp 6.+5 q. m. Mt Vernon T.S'
4 m. Nlcxan3ria 7.i5 a. m. Arrive
Washington $50 a. m. 80,
Train No. daily. leave Camp $50 a
m Mt. Vernon 10 % Il. M. Alexandra
- 50 a. IN. Arrive Washington 100 n.
m.
Train No. daily except Sunday. leave
Camn lao p H.. Mt. Vernon 2.oa p. m.
Alexandria $50 p. m. Arrive Washing
ton 500 n. m.
Train No. Sunda% only. leave cam'
go II M. Mt. Vernon sos u. m. Mex
ardria $50 y. m. Arrive WASHINGTON
800 p. m.
Train No. Saturday only. leave
Canou 20 m. Mt. Vernon a.oa N
Alexandria $50 y. m. Arrive Washing
ton 500 m.
Troin No. ! daily. leave Camp go r
m. Mt. Vernon 90 y. m A'cTahar'
80 u N. Arrive washington 10! n. ~
Train No. s daily except SATURDAY IN
-,:uG"~. leave Camp 1910 II. m. VT Yer
/ non 7 ! 90 -. m. Alcxararia liz" p. IT
t'.,i"" Washington II So p. M.
Train No Sunday only. leaN" cam
II - y. NJ. Mt Vernon 1900 midnight
Fv order Of Colonel Patrick:
u. L. Pcckham. Adiutan'
Class az
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

We discussed the comfort OF a nail
way In my last article. Let us to-day
consider the conveniences necessary
to q comfortable writing desk.
Yes, there are comfortable and I'M
comfortable writing desks. and I do
not refer only to the build % the ar
ticle itself. That. Of course, is OF para
mount Importance. A desk should not
be selected only for its artistic lines; it
should also fit the needs OF the person
for whose use it IS intended.
There are many little touches that
make a desk comfortable. First and
most obviously SO is the necessity of
its being fitted with several fresh pens
and an inkwell kept filled with clear
ink. The letter you might have writ
Ten" would have seemed small task
y a we'll equipped desk had been at
hand. Nothing is as discouraging to
epistoiary activity as an inkwell gone
dry or pen that scratches.
Clean blottins paper is also a most
important item. Not only should a
large blotter be provided but several
small ones also make letter writing
pleasant.
When one goes visiting what a Joy
It Is TO find desk conveniently
stocked up" In the piseonholes let
ter paper and envelopes, plenty Of
stamps az variety Of pens from
which you may select your favorite
style. The friends at home ara net
neglected on that visit.
a small box with clips coaas Ii
hand, ..d a -,us!.asc IA. will. r., MAJ
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
AUCTION SALE
OF Machinery, Equipment, Tools and
Appliances

OF Machinery, Equipment, Tools and
Appliances
Pursuant to the terms of deed Of
trust given by the Stoner Chemical;
Company to the undersigned trustee.
and recorded among the land records
Of the City of Alexandria, Virginia,
in Deed Book No. ~ at page
default having been made in effect
ing the insurance provided for in the
said deed of trust, the undersigne
will offer for sale at public auction
on the property at the corner
Fayette and First streets, in the c
of Alexandria, Virginia, all the III
chinery. equipment, tools and ?
planes belonging to the said Tt
Stoner Chemical Company, corpo-
ration, and located on the said prop
crty, on
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18th, 1921,
at ten o'clock a. m. Terms Of sale
cash.
II. NOEL GARNER, Trustee.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

civil engineering at the University
of Virginia, has been named by
President Edwin A. Alderman to rep
resent the University at the install
lstion of Dr. j. A. C. Chandler IS
president of William and Mary Col
Iece at Williamsburg, October It'll:
Mr.. Newcomb is an alumnus Of
William and Mary, receiving his
Bachelor of Arts degree from: that
institution in 1000. He is i graduate
of the school of Civil Engineering at
the University and has been i pro-
lessor in that department of the
Centennial Celebration COMMITTEES
and directed the Staging Of that
and directed the staging OF that
last June.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
FOR SALE

Properties Of al kinds II
city, suburbs and country.
Our list is as comlete
as that of any. Our IA
cilities are superior, and
our service is all that i
should be. Consult us be-
fore deciding on a property
We also solicit your Fire II,
surance. A. H. AgneW, So
King Street. 242-5r
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
Camp Humphreys Notes

Major General Mason NJ. Patrick
delivered brief address at the LIB
erty Tehater, Sunday evening, Octo-
Der 9Th, in bidding farewell! to the
members of the garrison ana vicinity
of camp. The General has been COM
.mander of the post since the first OF
July and now takes up his new Guty
as Chief of the Air Service. He has
been succeeded By Colonel James A.
Woodruff, C. E.
In addition to the Generals ad-
dress, the 18th Engineer Band played
Safuanske's Atlantis" and '1vane-
vici's Danube Waves" and Staff
Sergeant Gregorio Vega and Music
ian Jose Vargas played as a cornes
and trombone solo Campara's "See
The Pale Moon" Motion pictures Tea.
tured Pola Ncgri in Passion"
The Camp Humphreys Railroad to
Mount Vernon has discontinued ope-
ration owing to the introduction o.
bus line to Alexandria from camp
by the Observation-Disclosures
Transit Comapny.
Colonel Edward Z. Schreiner and
family, spent the week end on a mo-
tor trip to Philadelphia, visiting Mr..
Edward r. Schreiner, Jr., at Tome
School, Maryland. enroute. Colonel
Schreincr is under orders to proceed
to Fort Crook. Omaha, Nebraska,
for duty at the Corps Area Head
quarters there; he has been for over
two years chief of the station nos.
pital here, and will be succeeded by
Lieutenant Colonel John 3. Higgins
| VI. c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
Richmond, fredericksburg
and Potomac r, L.

South North
New York-Jacksonvil!e
3.35 &. m. :. ~. C. ID 1l.20 p. m.
Washington Richmond
7.57 a. n. 49,. hncal. 80. l1.52 a. NJ
New Yosk-Atlanta~ Jack sonville
9.S2 a. m. :. Is. A. L. :. 500 p. m :.
Washington .Freoerickshurg
kI0.20 a. n. ;. [Locaii
Washington Richmond
1l.47 a N. :. tExpressr ;. .2.i5 p. m.
Westinghouse
2.U7 p. m. -. (LocaD =. 500 G.. u J..
New ork-Augusta-Florid ida
5.s2 p. m. ;. "a. c. L. ;. $40 =. II
Washing Atlanta Birmingham
517 p. m. -. IS. y. ID -. II noon
Washington- Richmond
5.27 p. m. -. LocaD -. $50 p. n.
New York Tampa-St. Petersburg
SIT p. m. rs. a. L. ;. S.2s a. m.
New York -Jatksonvllie-st. Petersburg
New York Florida
s.57 .. m. ;. "a c. L. ..S.15 a. II.
Richmond Washington
Express 80. 6.z5 p. 10.
X Sundays only.
: week days On Sundays SGT ?. m.
s D. Shelton. Ticket Agent. AJexan-
5r,a, Va. J. b. Aordccai, Traffic Man
aser. EiciS~old. Va
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WANTED

The right kind of man with $4,000. Must possess
executive ability absolute integrity, unusual energy and
not be afraid of hard work man Of standing N the
community to act as manager for large Chain Store
Corporation with drawing account against big per
centage of profits. Such can by his own energy
and ability earn from $4,000 to $4,000 yearly as man
ager of new local business in Alexandria that ne Will
be proud to be connected with new Chain Store Plan
that outstrips them all Already in operation in
dozen cities For further particulars and information
address Box TX" care Gazette. 24l-243-z4o-3c
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
WASHINGTON VIRGINIA
RAILWAY COMPANY
7, Effect Juue 9Th. 1921

In Effect june 9th, l92l
Leave Alexandria for Washington
Daily Except Sundays:
4. M.-5.00. $40, 800. OILS, ESQ, 6.4C
GAS, 6.53, 100, ITO, TT, 7.25, 7.33
1888, 7.45, 7.53, 7.57, 500, S.07, SIS
$40, $50, SAG, $50, 80, 9.25, $50
9.4O, 9.55, 1910, 1925. 1030x, 1910
1885, HOOK, lilo, 1l.25, l1'3ox
l1.40, 11.55.
1200x noon.
P. M.-12.1O, 1926, 12.3Ox, 12.40
1855, LOOK, 10, i.25, 1.30x, LAO, 1.55
2.O0x, 2.1O, 2.25, 2.30x, 2.40, 2.55
SOCK, 60, $50, $50, $40, $50, 400
4.I0, 4.20, 4.30, AS, 4.45, 500, sos
SIS, 500, 5.25. $50, $50, 5.45, 5.55
SO, 6.25, $40. 6.55, TO. 7.25, TAO
7.55, $40, S.2E, $40, $50, $40, 9.25
$40, 9.55, 1910, 1925. 1O.4O, 1888
1l.10, 11.25. 11.40, A. NJ. 1915.
X Express trains to Washington.
Alexandria to Ma. Vernon Daily Ex-
ccpt Sundays.
4. M.-5.35, 6.45, 7.45, s.49, 9.3c
1000, 1890, 11.G0, 11.30, 1900 noon
P. M.-12.30, ZOE, 1.30, 200, 2.3O
800, $50. 400, 4.31. $50, $50, 7.3O
$50, $50, 1880. 11.55.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-ONE OAK BEDSTEAD
one oak washstaad. both good as
new, one oak table. also 4 set Of oiG
time wire springs ell for $5.nn go
SnmIh Lee st. 2t2-Sp
FoR SALE-FINTCRES FROM POOR
room! and neav-bCer saloon. Inc'r".n'
pool tables, National oaSh register
near-beet. counter. S:Iuw cases. 80,
Apply 605 King ST. 2i2-2t
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE, EQUITY
In newly remodelcd homo on MoS
desirable par; OF North Westminster
street Rents for 5000 per T'rutE;
Answer BoX II. .SS-tt.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

Ethcl-"You can't judge 4 man by
the way he dresses
Mary-"Oh, | don't know. can
tell gentleman by his gct-up in a
crowded car!"-Judgc New York;.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
L aughs :

Germany calls PREPARATIONS "Weider-
gutmachungs !clstungcn. Naturally II
comes charlottesville Journal and
Tribune.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

FOR RENT-TUEN1SHED HOUSE !
rooms and bath: hot water heat: an
modern improvements rrhS"Ha"ic.
c. Il. Lanham, 1O7 s. Royal street.
226-2nc
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
University Of Va. Notes

Charlottesville, Va, Oct. 70
John Lloyd Newcomb, professo" 0:
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

FOR RENT-THREE ROOMS FOR
light housekeeping. heat, water aaG
gas, SoH \. r.. Gazette Office 231-Na
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

Jumped from
Suddenly smile left face ana
trown of Then waved the Una"
n cry OF pain
O horror md a she awoke
FAIRIES un
be no" he
that husband Into the garden.
slceplns the
hut tender he IN his aTs
dreaming answered. as she an,
the other
pressed her closer TO NM
that
buttons because ne
break
he
added Tsttuy as sAe
carefully the dos
In
all of sudden
dead;
spashed with crimson and all It's
nest
calling their
aWoke But
NEVER
couldn't should remember
mulated old
have started movement t'at VIII
rasut the Of cigretS
the smiled happily oKon-
back to Earth home
Stella krd
Nolo
tErret Wish hndc
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
" ANTED
FOR SALE
Real Estate

FOR S.iLt.-SfN EEAL hGSi IN III
King street Locations. Richard {
Ruffncr, SIS King Street. phone ICY
2SG-t
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

FOR RENT-TWO ROOM APARTMENT
partly furnished in l;oScmont.
Phone Alexandria Il Ior information.
@42-3p
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

LOVELY kPATTME.NT-z.!N fa54+.t,SnS
mont, will share with refined coupi"
for light housekeeping. No children.
Ecpir to X. V. T., Gazette Office
'230-tf
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
ROOMS FOR RENT

FOR RENT THREE ROOM MA!;T-
mcnt $35 a month. including neat
gas. electricity. unfinished. ApplN
222 ~ Royal st. 2i---c
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

"What is this white terror in Ba-
5aria ?"
"Whitc sausage at 30 marks a
pound" -Simplicissimus (Manich.)
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

Glow do you manage to make both
ends meet" we said to the happy lit
tie housekeeper.
ooh, but | don't make both ends
meet" she corrected. 81 keep house
ike the United States, and neve!
make ends meet"
ELK the United States?" we queri-
ed, puzzled.
eyes; get what want whether
can afford it or not, and then at II.
end of the year I give my husband 3
deficiency bill. You know; just like
Congress does every session, to make
the public think it has lived within its
Income Whereat we were lost in adj
iration-Leslie's.
"Yessir, eighty-two, ! be, an ever,
tooth in my cad same as tn day
were born" London Mail
Sharks are not dangerous if kept
amused or interested" states week.!
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
Southern Railway System

Southern Railway System
South. North
3:o7 a.m... Memphis Special ....12:l3 am
'3:37 am. Washington-lls rrisonbnrg S:43 pm.
IOcni)
7:37 a.p... Washing ;nn.DsnTllla BIS pm.
(Iocal1
S:3T R.m... Washing toD-DapTi!le .........
fEIprcss)
a:17a am New Yofk-New 0rlcanS 10:3 pm.
0:22 am. Washing ton Hsrrisonburs D:l' PIN.
locnl)
3.17 pm. Birmingham specIaI .i2:ls pm.
4:i2 pm Washing ton Harrisonbur. ll:u5 am.
local
400 pm. Washton- Charlottesville 10:3S Am
UocRIl
5:22 p.m.. Washington Warrenton 1913 am.
local,
III pm. y. Y.-AuEHsta- Ashcville I:i3 n m
1907 PM. Observation-Disclosures I:23 am.
11:l7 pm. Chattanooga Limited 7:2s n m.
LIZ pm. New York-Nc~ Orleans S:23 ali.
Uimi;edi
'Daily except Sundays.
S. ID. Shelton. Ticket Agent. Alexandria. Va.
S. f. burgess. Div. Pass. Agent.
Washing ton. D. C.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

FOR RENT--FURNISHEn ROOM.
hot water, gas and bath. Refined
gentlemen only. For Particulars
apply at 1918 Prince st. $500
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

FOR RENT-EOOMS WITH STENA
heat. No children: Apply o2% Kin"
street -l"--'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

English is tc be the official Ian
guage at the Washington Disarma-
mcnt Conference, but interpreters Will
be provided for those who can only
sneak Amcrican.-Evc Qondon).
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

Last chance for wood, $50
cord left at $1,000 a cord.
sawed in stove lengths. Also
Building Lumber. Robert
Arnold, Phone 900. 226-26t
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

FOR RENT-TWO ROOMS SUITABLE
for men. in Wagar apartments. ca
nj No The N'agar. 2i3-2l
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

full servants of fifty years ago, that
mother talks of?
Flavia-"Oh, my dear! Don't you
know? Why! They're having servan
trouble of their own!"-London Mail
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

FOR RENT-WILL FURNISH ROOM
and beard 10 refined young lady OF
man and wife: Bungalow in suburbs
moderate rent: half block from bus
line: two blocks from street car line
Address Fox lS5 Gazette Office.
2i3-2c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

ROOMS WITH OR WITHOUT EOAT;l
Apply los South st. Asaph street
243-2p
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
MISCELLANEOUS
LOST AND FOUND

I.OST-ELNCN MD TAN Ei;AGLE
hound: cut in left year. $40 NGwarG
for return. Nm. L. GhOrum. Erad-
dock, Va. Phone 1851 2Ah-4t
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

r0sT = SATURDAY AFTERNOON,
cold Cuff Button. Initials W. i. y.
on Queen to Pitt Streets or Pitt to
No. Fire Engine House. Reward
if returned To Mrs Grace Me, Gazette
or;rn IF au3 puron ST 2ii-3p
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

Sambo-'L ooky heah, big boy, don't
yo-all mess wild me, cause Abs hard.
Las week All falls on buzz saw an
All busts it completely"
Rambo-"Call dat hard? Listen,
man, All scratches de bath tub. -
The American Legion Weekly.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

A colloouialism that should be ban
shed is "springing a joke" Most
;okcs of to-day do not spring; they
are pushed and fall helpless few
feet away.-Chicago Journal Of Com
merce.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

when do you intend to make an
other speech?"
"Not before the holidays" replied
Senator Sorghum. Things out home
are getting into such a state of agi-
tation that about the only really
Greet remark statesman can make
to his constituents is Merry Christ
mas Washington Star.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

LOST SUNDAY NIGHT lhDiEs
wrist Watch. El:;in. Rcwa'c !, re
turned to Gazette Office. Zil-lL
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

Irate Golfer-"You must take your
children away from here, Madam
this is no place for them"
Mother-"Now don't you worry
they can't ear nothln' new-thcir
father was a sergeant-major e was"
London Opinion.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12
BY DOROTHY ETHEL WALSH.


times used. A calendar is most es-
sential and ball of twipe will prove
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

WANTED-AT ONCE-HOUSEkEE
ing rooms. preferably partly lurn.sn-
ed. Alexandria or suburbs. W. -; n.
cnrc Gazette 2i3-3p
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

journal. Great care should be taken,
however, when one Of these creatures
is invited to take part in game of
'snap.'-The Passing Show Uondon).
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

D-SALESWOAlEN OVER 20
years of age. Apply L. ). Emrlo%-
ment Agency Post Office EuJdln2.
Alexandria,, Va -A"--t
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

EMPLOYED COUPLE WANT ROOM
and board in private family. tepiE
Box 10. Gazette Office. 2i"-''
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

lie was more religious than edu-
,ated and so not t ODE too greatIr
censured for this Testimony a
,raycr meeting: Il thank the Lord
hat | have three wives in heaven.
The Epworth Herald.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

"Now look here, Johnson, this mar
s doing double the work YOU do"
That's what I've bc"n tcl!inghlm'
sir; but he won't stoD."-Thc Chris
ian Register (Boston).
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-10-12

Visitor, in carly morning, after
weekend, to chauffeur-"Don't let nc
MISS my train" -,
Chaufffeur-"N danger, sir. The
Mistress said if did, it'd cost me my
iob."-London Opinion
Gloria="Mhcrc are those wonder