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The Washington herald., 1921-11-25
Naval Observatory Men in Ecstasies
Over Beauties of Early Morning Skies

gether during the coming week, and
then separate as Mercury hastens to-
ward the sun. OF all the heavenly
bodies that adorn the night. Venus
ranks in brilliancy next to the moon /;
after Venus come the star Sirius and
the planets Jupiter and Mercury, in
the order named; the planets shin
Ing by the suns reflected Iirht and
the star by its own light
The great brilliancy Of Mercury
will be a surprise to snany behold
ers. BY reason of nearness to the
sun and the suns o&erpowering
light. Mercury is very much of a
stranger. Copernicus. to whom we
owe the modern system Of astronomy,
lived to be 70 years old without
once realixing his desire to see Mer-
curry. Climatic conditions in Poland
were partly responsible for this; but
In our happier cline, the ordinary
Mbn passes through life without
eiehtins tAis planet.
"Just shove 6pica. in a brilliant
cluster, arc Jupiter, Mars and Saturn.
Mars 10 moving toward Jupiter, and
on the morning Of November "a the
two planets will be remarkably close
together. their angular distance at
that time being equivalent 70 one
tAird q the moons 1jametsr."
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25

Milk drivers and morning news
paper men have an edge on. Don't
get excited; we mean only the kind of
an edge that Is sometimes had on
the rest of the world, when they
Gravel toward the dawn these young
mornings.
Each one has been abashed at
what he saw in the eastern sky
and fearing that it was a reac-
tan from a session of the confer
ence on disarmament, or an after
msth of the excitement of a lick
orr raid, has hesitated to make
known the giories he has witnessed.
Rut along comes the United States
Naval Observatory with the follow
ing explanation. which clears the
nj atmosphere-but, thankfully, not the
eastern sky at dawn:
The eastern sky. just before
dawn, is now very interesting
and beautiful. The best view
is at g. a. m. sAlmost due
east is the star Arcturus ana
toward the SOUTHEAST Is the
star Spica. LOw15er the hori-
,on Is a most unpsuaI sight. for
the planets Venus a6d Mercury are
only one degree apart an3 fafm .
wonderful pair: thsy wiz iolata ~
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25
Germans Plan
Airship Line to
South America
Blinip Could Make lis
Kil0meters an Hour,
Says DR.. Ecker.

BERLIN, Nov. 24.-The project Of
an aerial line connecting the con-
tinent of Europe with South Amer
lea by gigantic Zeppelin passenger
ships is being worked out. DR..
Hugo Ecker, one of the chief di-
rectors of the Zeppelin works, Ger
,nany's most famous pilot and for
r1any years a co-Worker OF Count
Zeppelin, has just returned from a
visit to Argentina and spain.
DIR. Ecker has spent several
months in those countries studying
routes and landings. and assisting
in the organisation 81 the company.
He says tina: he found Southern
Spain ideally to"ated for European
air harbor. and as q Tort for a
transatlantic Zeppelin line. The
other end of the line will be near
Buenos Aires. where IT is declared
that weather and wind conditions
ere very favorable.
He estimates that Zeppelin
with 10000 cubic meters gas ca
pacity has a speed of lis kilometers
an hour, with forty passengers, can
make the trip from Spain to Buenos
Aires in ninety hours. One hundred
hours will be required for the trIu
to Europe on account of less favor
able conditions.
AS the peace treaty places almost
.nsurmountable obstacles in tn,
way of organizing and operating
airship lines from Germany, the or
ganization will be exclusively Span
ish. with Germans in charge of all
operations.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25

I tween Seventeenth and Eigh-
teenth streets is the Forct
School, a three-story structure built
in 1880 The bit of green lawn in
front with it's trim hedge was like
a smile of greeting to the visitor
who had spent several days hunt
ing out washington's condemned
school buildings with their grimy
entrances and unattractive dirt
yards Fortunately for the chill
dren who attend the Force School
it is in a neighborhood that de-
mands a respectable entrance.
Condemned I'm 190s.
Opposite this school is the resi-
dence of Senator Henry Cabot
Lodge and around it are the sub
stantial mansions of well known
washingtonians. People who do
not live in the Force district fire.
quently ask to have their children
admitted to this school, because
they say, "it is more like a private
school" These careful parents are
doubtless unaware that the Force
school was condemned and recon-
mended for early abandonment in
1908. But while it does not meas
ure up to the standards of modern
school architecture and in many re-
spects is not adapted to the needs
of a modern school system, never
theless the Force School is a pal
ace compared to the other buildings
on the condemned list. Perhaps the
Commission in condemning the
school was Influenced by the fact
that 1t is located in a nefghoorhooo
that does not patronize the public
schools and considers them a detri-
ment to valuable residence proper
ty- Probably also the Commission
realized that property values in
such a location would make it i'm
POoSAOAe ~ play
ground space for this school which
at present has SS7 children enrolled.
In Need of Repairs.
The Adams school in the same
neighborhood, r street between
Seventeenth street and New Hamp-
shire avenue and condemned by
the same commission, has had it's
playground problem solved by the
purchase of an adjoining lot. The
Adams building. however. is in need
of repairs and undermining changes
but as it is of the old fashioned
eight room type, which the school
board is desirous of eliminating, I,
is doubtless not worth the cost of
undermining
With the exception of these two
buildings the schoolhouses con-
demned in 1908 were all unfit for
occupancy. The commission con-
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25
DRIVE STARTED
FOR REVISION OF
new TAXLAW
Senator Calder to Seek
Action on Bill for Crea-
ton of Commission.

Although a new tax law is now
on the statute books, agitation for
a further revision will be COM
menced at once by individuals and
organizations dissatisfied with the
measure signed yesterday by Presi-
dent Harding.
Senator Calder. Republican
member of the Finance Committee,
who was one of those criticising
the bill, will call up early in the
coming session his resolution intro
daced Wednesday for the creation
of tax investigation commission
composed of three Senator's three
Representatives, and three members
chosen by the President. Its duties
would be:
To Investigate the effect upon the
Federal revenues of tax-exempt
State and municipal securities and
possible methods of Federal taxa
ton of such securities
To investigate the effect of the
existing differences in law between
the Federal taxation of individuals
and partnerships and corporations.
To Investigate the taxation of ex-
penditures and the reduction of the
tax rates upon savings.
To investigate the effect of in
come and profits taxes upon the
accumulation and investment of
liquid capital
To make from time to time such
recommendations as it deems advis-
able pursuant to such investigations
and to report on or before the first
Monday in December of each year
to the President and to Congress.
The. question of a sales tax prom
isen to be uppermost. A uyout OF
sentiment for a sales tax will come
in the new session in connection
with the soldier bonus. Supporters
of sales tax are anxious to provide
for the raising of funds for a bonus
by means of special sales tax.
Some of the opponents of the sales
tax have indicated that they might
be willing to accept it in a bonus
bill.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25

sisting of the superintendent of
schools, the engineer commissioner
and the supervising architect of
the Treasury Department did a
thorough job inspecting every
school building in the District and
from one to twelve buildings in
seventeen other cities Of the coun-
try. They urged the need OF larger
appropriations for additional school
buildings and recommended ten
schools for immediate abandonment
and eight schools for early aban-
donment. How Congress acted on
that report may be judged by the
tables on page . showing the
schools, where located and how
long they were occupied after being
condemned
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25
COAL OPERATORS
WILL IGNORE LAW

SCRANTON, Pa. Nov. 24.-Twen-
ty-one coal companies and individ-
uals operating mines in Lackawanna
County. II was announced today. have
formally served notice OF their in
tention not to accept the provisions
Of the Fowler mine-cave law.
This law calls for the coal pro-
ducers paying an assessment equal
to per cent of the annual market
value OF their product, the money TO
be used for the repair of surface
properties injured BY mine. CAVES
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25
CONFERENCE TO TACKLE !.
PROBLEMS OF CHINA and
NAVY ARMAMENT TODAY
DRITON M AY
u SAIL DEC. 3
Lloyd George Makes Res
ervations, But Watches
The Irish Crisis.

LONDON, Nov. "a. - Pre-
mier Lloyd George may sail
for America December to
attend the Washington dis
armament conference, it was
reported today.
His departure, however, is
still somewhat dependent on
the outcome Of the present
Irish peace difficulties.
Officials of the Cunard line
admitted tentative rcserva-
tions had been made for the
premier to sail on the Aqui-
tania.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25
ROYALTY TO ATTEND
PRINCESS WEDDING

LONDON. Nov. 24.-Royalty of
Spain. Italy. Belgium. Norway. Swe-
den and Denmark are to be invited
to the wedding of Princess Mary
and Viscount Lasceiles, IL tentative
arrangements go through, ..
Il do not know when the wei
dfg will take place." the viscount
said. But one thing is certain;
II will not occur for several months
yet. This has been definitely set
tied"
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25

PARIS, Nov. 24.-The chamber of
deputies today passed a vote of
confidence in the governments
financial policy. The vote was 24T
to $50.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25
Thankful for Anti-Beer RiII.

The. Presbyterian Board Of Tenn.
perance and Moral Welfare yester-
day sent 70 every United States Sen
ator a Thanksvigfng tribute in the
form Of a letter expressing that
oodys thanks for the adoption Of
the ant-beer bill.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25
Floors Rotting, Sanitation
Poor in Some Schools Here
Cook and Threlkeld Buildings, Erected More
Than Fifty Years Ago, Are Especially
Unfit for Use.

second 1hoh H Tao Herald
on schoo Washington
eH conditions
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25

Continued on Page Too.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25
Importance TO u. :.

In the discussion before the
arms conference, the Japanese En-
pire must be considered both un-
der the heading of naval and land
ornaments because well UNDER
standing the interdependence of
both, she is well armed both on
land and sea.
This is of the greatest import
ance to the United States in con-
sidering the situations which arise
should we be so unfortunate as TO
The Washington herald., 1921-11-25
Deputies Pass Confidence Vote

Copyright, 1871
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18
-
BY JUNIUS

Yep, just Keep On Readin' tive
Don't Expect to Stop 1t
Dear Office Cat:
The Office Cat
Is something that
Says a lot Of rot,
And like as not
Some of it's true.
Yes, some of 1t
Is really wit,
Part Is all right,
While some's a fright
Yet we read It through.
A. HAsHER.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18

Scientists say there are many rea-
sons for insomnia. A couple OF them.
selected at random. are the price OF
pork chops and the wife's banker
ing for car.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18
Lunar Changes
Affect Wireless

PARIS, Dec. 27.-(By MaiD-
The changes OF the moon have been
found by the radio officers OF the
small American fleet In the Adriatic
sea to have a striking effect upon
the efficiency Of the atmosphere for
transmitting radio communications.
The officers have succeeded in draw
ing curves and other diagrams, bas-
ed upon months OF observation,
which, they assert, reliably serve to
indicate what atmospheric and celes-
tial conditions affecting radio SER
vice will be met at any particular
date In the future.
The discovery apparently has spe-
cial application to the vicinity OF the
Adriatic, for there the changes in
the atmospheric conditions caused
by the change in the worlds relation
to the moon are much more marked
than anywhere else in the world, so
far as yet discovered.
The Adriatic fleet under Admiral
Andrews depends almost entirely for
its communications upon radio SER
vice, and having only receiving and
sending apparatus of moderate ef-
ficiency 1t has specially benefited
from the discoveries. The power
ful wireless stations, such asihe new
Lafayette station near Bordeaux.
manage to overcome unfavorable
conditions by using great power and
so are not concerned about which
way the moon turns.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18
EAT LESS MEAT
# BACK HURTS
Take a Glass of Salts to Flush
Kidneys II Bladder Bothers
You

Eating meat regularly eventually
produces kidney trouble in some
form or other, says well-known au-
thority, because the uric acid in
meat excites the kidneys, they be-
come overworked; get sluggish;
clog up and cause all sorts of dis
tress, particularly bachache and mis-
cry in the kidney region; rheuma-
tic twinges, severe headaches, acid
stomach, constipation, torpid liver.
sleeplessness, bladder and urinary
irritation.
The moment your back hurts or
kidneys aren't acting right, or IL
bladder bothers you, get about four
ounces Of Jad Salts from any good
pharmacy; take tablespoonful in
q glass of water before breakfast for
q few days and your kidneys will
then act fine. This famous salts is
made from the acid Of grapes and
lemon Juice, combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity; also to
neutralize the acids in the urine so
II no longer irritates, thus ending
bladder disorders.
Jad Salts cannot injure anyone;
makes a delightful effervescent lith-
ia-water drink which millions of men
and women take now and then to
keep the kidneys and urinary or
gans clean. thus avoiding serious
kidney disease.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18
FOOT SPECIALIST AT
X. X. X. STORE, JAN. 20

January 26 to 30 inclusive are the
dates set for the appearance of
Harry Richards, foot specialist, who
is coming here at the instance OF the
X. X. X. store from the Scholl Man
ufacturing company of Chicago, to
give advice and relief to any person
afflicted with trouble of the feet. Mr..
Richards help will be given to any
body gratis on those days, and the
X. X. X. store asks the public to
keep the dates In mind and to avail
themselves of the opportunity offer
ed.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18
-, Hss.s,
Little Blood Is
Shed on Mexican
Fields of Honor


MEXICO CITY, Dec. 29.-(By
MaiD--Duelling as practiced in Mex
leo is the most harmless Of outdoor
sports. Although scarcely a week
passes but some person whose pride
has. been hurt challenges the Of
fender to 'pistols at 90 PAGES In the
Bosque of Chapultepec," few reach
beyond the stage of talk and none
even ventures close to reality.
A deputy from one Mexican state
rises in the chamber and bitterly as
sails q member from another state
for his attitude on certain public
measures. The other replies with
equal vituperation Before the day
is done the chances are challenge
will be carried to one or the other
by two seconds who later describe
their efforts in a verbose report to
all the newspapers. =.
Once in a while the challenge will
be accepted and then there Is a
scramble on all sides to see to II that
the government intervenes" at the
proper moment. Whether there is
official intervention is conjecture
but the announcement is always the
same-that high authorities frown-
ed upon the contemplated struggle
to death and forbade It." Pride is
always satisfied by such announce.
ment and the incident is forgotten.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18

And Nobody Wants To
Harry Delaney-Do you under
stand women?
Mark Howard-"Yep, know they
can't be understood.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18
HOme-PrOducts Only

Htouhc-h TOuuCtS ouy
"Who was the first man, Bobby?"
asked Miss Farrand.
George Washington"
why, Bobby. you ought to know
better than that. II was Adam"
'Aw. ! wasn't countin' foreign
ers."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18
POLICE ATTEND COLLEGE

TACOMA, Jan. 1S.-Five local po-
lice officers WILDE sent to the Uni
versity of California this spring to
take special course of study, Com
missioner of Public Safety Fred Shoe
maker plans. Five of the best men
in the department will be detailed
to take the course for one month,
and upon their return they will es-
tablish school for the remaining
members Of the force and impart
what they learn.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18

Mere man naturally don't know
much and much Of that is usually
wrong. But what we started out to
say was that some women must have
the impression that they are not well
dressed unless they are half-dressed.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18
STALKING GOLD CLAIMS

CLINTON, b. c., Jan. 1s.--More
than 100 claims have recently been
staked out in the Clinton and Lill-
ooet district along the Carbon road
in the direction Of Scotty Creek. As
says, It is stated, show nigh per-
centage Of gold. A large body Of hem
elite ore carrying gold values has
been located about 10 miles from
here.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18
Today

Today
Cartoons Magazine)
Noses are red,
Owners are blue;
Whisky Is high
And risky, too
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18
An Ode to Ads

An Ode to Ads
A merchant had a lot of goods he
wished to quickly sell:
He advertised in The Herald and
then they went like h-h-hot cakes!
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-18

One Sale Lost
A bride and groom were inspect
ing the furniture at Johnstones fur
niture store. Is this good strong
bed?" asked the groom. Eyes, SIR"
responded Mr.. Johnstone 81 stand be-
hind every bed SELL" "oh my"
whispered the bride to the groom,
1--WE don't want to buy a bed here"