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The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

The old fastened boob who was al
ways trying to get on the ground
floor has son who is forever trying
to get into the cellar. More revisions
downward!
Why is it that people can get so
much more pleasure out of heaving
bricks that they can out of throwing
bouquets?
The exchange girl may not be able
to get your number, but you can bet
your bottom dollar the neghbors all
have it.
If daughter only spent as much
time over the kitchen sink as she does
before the mirror mother would not
need to use so much paint to hide the
wrinkles.
Everybody can tell you how thing
should be done, but did you ever run
across one who had time to stop and
demonstrate it?
About the time dad thinks he is
getting ahead a little and can begin
to take it easy he has to furnish a
big wedding for daughter and home
for son-in-law.
What grand old world it would be
if we could only forget peoples faults
while they are alive as easily as we
can when they die.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

and Mrs. Jesse d. Franks and son,
Mr. and Mrs. Carlton M. Brosius,
Mrs. Mary Jacob Bright, Miss Mary
Lucille Bright, Miss Emily Potts,
Miss Bertha Potts, Mr.. and Mrs. Paul
Jacob, Mr.. and Mrs. F. M. Jacob.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

tanned a few relatives and friends,
Thursday evening, in honor of Mr..
Jacobs pastor, the Rev. Jesse D.
Franks, and his wife and son. An
elaborate seven o'clock dinner was
served to the following persons: Rev.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

a Columbus mother was greatly pleased, a
few days ago, when her little boy came rushing in
to the house and said: ooh, mamma, made 100
at school today" The mother tenderly kissed the
boy and said she always knew he was very smart.
Tell me about It." said the mother: how did you
happen to make 1902" why" said the boy, "that
was easy; made so in 'rithmetic and so in
jogafy" ---
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

Iege desire any. copies to send away,
the Dispatch would be glad to fur
nish them without cost.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

Uncle Timothy HaymOw says the man who
mikes his religion with his business should STIR
up the mixture occasionally, for if he doesn't the
business will rise to the top.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

Quite a number of clergymen are retiring
from the ministry because they can't keep seal
skin family on a muskrat income. And that sltu-
atom is not exclusively in the ranks of the minis
ters either.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

Bibles are now printed in 53S languages, SO
that no resident of New York need be without a
book in his native tongue.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

A New Orleans nurse is suing for SlO,OOO be-
cause she was kicked by 5-year-old child. what
a football PLAYER he will make when he grows up!
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

A marriage license was issued yesterday at
Mempbis that marks a long stride toward simpll-
fled spelling. Henry Shafer took out license to
wed Miss Anna Schaeffer.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

Wonder If obregon would recognize
West Virginia?
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

We would rather see girl wear
a short skirt than long pants.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

They call them movie heroines be-
cause of the daring clothes they wear.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

New shoes hurt most when you pay
for them.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

One man whose head is long is worth half
dozen men with long faces.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

Many an oyster stew hasn't heard
oysters are back.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

When a girl tells man she can
cook the plot begins to thicken.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18
SHORT PARAGRAPHS

Charge haircuts to overhead ex-
pense.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

A small bank balance is true
sign of hard winter.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

Milkmen have decided that Ford's
synthetic COW is all bull.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1921-09-18

Women claim it's their own half
because they bought it.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-12-07
TRANSFORMATION


 Vital and urgent is the problem of transportation The completion of the Government Railroad does not solve it, but only makes it's solution the more vital and urgent
 Separated by foreign land. as we'll as by water, from the United States, adequate steamship transportation and equitable ocean rates are the ne cessary prerequisites to the successful operation of the railroad and the de velopment of the Territory.
 Steamship and rail are equally es- sential and mutually dependent utili- ties. Alaska cannot prosper and pro gross without either. The great do- main, it's unparalleled resources yet scarcely touched, must remain largely a waste and wilderness until the twin problem of water and land transporta. tion is rightly solved.
 The building of roads and trails is being pushed rapidly by the Alaska Road Commission, with Territorial CO., operation. This governmental agency is producing actual and enduring re- suits and keeping pace with railroad building. It is working under com prehensiyc system. with a definite pro gram uf development ahead: and, in the consolidation of bureaus, or trans fer of authority. it's work should not be interrupted or its appropriations curtailed. Every dollar invested in road and trail building will yield handsome returns, assuming always that Alaskas need of capital and of people is to be met.
 railroad through a country un- opened by roads and trails obviously would never pay.
 Roads and roads and still more roads. all through the Territory, must, therefore, constitute a major part of the general policy of Alaska's develop ment. Happily this fact, in late years, has not been overlooked or neglected. The highway from Valdez and Chitina to Fairbanks, now traversed by auto mobile. and to be extended to Circle, will be second only in importance, with it's arteries, to the railroad itself when industry and population are in vited and permitted to thrive, and real development gets under way. Existing freight rates to and from the outside world, however, are too high to permit the average prospeCtor or investor to reach and utilize these roads and trails. save in limited way.
 tContiuucd tomorrowD
The Cordova daily times., 1921-12-07
Governor Bone Makes Strong Recommendation C Consolidating
 All Bureaus In Alaska

aska's problems are not to be solved through the appointment of commits sions to study the Territorial needs and make recommendations thereon Under every administration some. thing has been done in that line, but the problems have remained unsolved. The Interdcpartmental Committee. the most recently created agency of relief is capable organization of practical men and has made some useful sug gestions and recommendations, but its membership is scattered and it is with out power to give potency to it's ideas Hence its contribution to the solution of Alaska's problems is negative. It's predecessor, the Alaska Advisory Com mittee, set forth the Territory's needs in Illuminating and convincing man. ner. together with most valuable rec concentrations. But it availed naught.
 Alaska's needs long ago became a threadbare subject of discussion,
 Assuredly the time has now come to substitute action for discussion, to turn words into deeds and to stop theorlzing and recommending and get to work. The concentration of au, thority and responsibility in one de- pa,muut at Washington, with cen r.lIzatlou of administrative powers m Alaska, will he a direct and decisive step toward the solution of Alasha's problems.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-12-07

kodak fInlsbinr scorbor0uFh.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-12-07

CONNIE NacNAIR Robert MaCNair TriXic .... Teddy Garrick London Hattie Molly May Dillon .......... The Child The Dancer ......
The Cordova daily times., 1921-12-07
STERILIZED

Before being placed on sale every pair of our moccasins have been thoroughly sterilized
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
THOUGHT SCHWA8 FURRINER
Thought Steel King Didn't Know
Ropes. and Got SIS lip.

The cafeteria breakfast check
amounted to 80 cents, and the big
man who had consumed that amount
left bill on the table as he made his
way towards the counter to pay the
sum punched out of the slip. ..
These furriners don't get the com.
binatiOn." murmured the waitress to
another waitress nearby and she
hurried after him.
Mister" explained the pursuing
waitress. laying a OBTAINING finger on
the mans sleeve, you've got to pay
at the counter. The slip tells how
much" She poked the bill at him.
Eyes, l know" replied the man,
continuing to the counter. THAT"
indicating the bill, as for you"
The furriner was Charles NJ. Schwab,
a little late on his way to the unem-
ployment conference In Washington.
ITS FIVE" confided the waitress TO
the cashier at the pay counter.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
TO MAKE SWIMMING SAFE.

"The old swimming hole" is all right
II you know all about 1t, but every
year many lives are lost because peo-
pie attempt TO swim in uncharted
lakes or rivers with dangerous holes.
Out In Shelbyville, Ind, boy scout
lost his life in one of these treacher-
Gus gravel holes and the tragedy
awoke the public to the dangers In its
own midst. The Rotary club immedl.
ately came to the front and enlisted
the willing cooperation Of the boy
scouts In charting and permanently
marking all the danger points In the
vicinity OF the town. The scouts made
the signs and the Rotarians sold them
under the slogan Of Buy a sign and
save a boys life" Wires as well as
signs were placed over these treacher-
Gus holes by the scouts and trash and
dumpage were slso cleared out.
How about your town. Any need
OF this kind Of safety.f1rst work. II
SO, set your scouts to work. That
good old ounce OF prevention of which
We have all heard so often is still re.
markably worth while as a substitute
for the pound of cure, which is, some-
times, as 1t was in Shelbyvllle a sad
business.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
SOCCER GAINING BIG
POPULARITY IN EAST
Drlbbling Game Getting Stronger
Hold Every Season.
Leading Colleges Have Adopted Pro.
fessIonaI Coaching, indicating
PreJudiee Against Pastime
Has Been Removed.

Soccer football among the colleges
particularly THE Big Six" Penn,
Princeton, Harvard, Cornell, Haver-
ford and Yale, which form the In.
tercollegiate league, will prove more
interesting than ever this season. The
reason for this is because Of the fact
that the great dribbling game Is get
ting stronger hold every season In
the various colleges, The league last
year enjoyed Its best season. That
was because OF the close race for the
championship between Penn and
Princeton, which was not decided un-
I'll the playoff game, which necessitated
the teams meeting on two occasions be-
fore Penn finally won the title.
II seems only few months since
soccer was first tried out at Penn and
Haverford, Harvard Yale, Princeton
and Cornell came later. All OF 1.-THE
Big Six" now have paid coaching
forces, which indicates that the colleges
have gone In stronger for the game
than was anticipated at the start.
1t is only a few years ago that none
of the teams were permitted to play
on the college football grounds, but
now that Is all history with some Of
the teams having at least couple
Of patches on which to play their
league matches.
Pennsylvania has won the champion
ship more times than any Of the othel
teams. Haverford comes next will
Harvard, the only other team to have
Its name dented among the tltlehQlders
For the last few Years the race fof N,
bunting, however has been more opeI
than formerly That has resulted ow
ing to the weaker teams being In {
better position each year through more
students taking up the game which hal
given the coaches bigger field from
which to develop varsity material.
Penn this year, under normal con
ditions, would be handicapped gettinl
together strong enough team to MAKE
a showing, owing to the fact that o.
last years championship eleven onl!
two remain for the coming season.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
BOY SCOUTS POLICE AIDES.

Thlrty-slx boy scouts have been for
mally sworn in as members of the Es-
sex county IN. j. park commission
scout police, an organization formed
to act as auxiliary to the county
police forces in protecting the parks.
A picked group Of these boys will act
as leaders and will receive direct In
struction from Chief Gilhooly OF the
park police. They will wear metal
badges combining the insignia Of the
boy scouts with that OF the park DO
lice.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
INDIAN JIM BLUEJACKE1
HOLDS WORLDS RECORD

Jim Bluejackct, the Indian
pitcher who appeared for
while In the Federal league,
holds one undisputed worlds
record.
He once was given credit for
winning a game in spite Of the
fact that he did not pitch
single bali.
The bronzed hero Of the wilds
went in as n relief pitcher against
st. Louis, with the score tied
In the ninth inning, two out and
the bases full
Before heaving a ball to the
plate, Bluejacket caught run.
ner or first, retiring the side.
Then Brooklyn came back In Its
half Of the frame and pounded
out victory. As the Indian
had gone In with the score tied,
there was nothing to do but
credit him with the win.
And then they say that some
people aren't born lucky
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
Delinquent Notice

Cache Valley Duck Club. Princi-
pal place of business, Logan Utah,
NOTICE There are delinquent
on the following stock on account
of an assessment levied on the first
day of September nineteen Hundred
Twenty-one, the several amounts
set opposite the names OF respec-
tive stockholders as follows:-
HartiF;ooto
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
Number

And in accordance with law and
an order of the board OF directors
made on the first day of September,
Nineteen Hundred Twenty-one, so
many shares of each parcel of said
stock as may be necessary will be
sold at the office of the Company
at twelve o'clock noon on the Sec
ond day of November, Nineteen Hun
dred Twenty-one, to pay delinquent
assessment together with costs OF
advertising and expense Of sale,
CHAS. JENKINS,
AdV-1l-2O Secretary,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
MoLLA is STRONGEST PLAYER
MIRA Mallory Broke Suzanne Lsnolsn's
Heart In Single set--Llks WhlrI.
wind Crushing Fly.

Molla BJurstedt Mallory Yields the
strongest racket OF any woman In the
world.
In one week she played her way
through the national woman's singles
with a power that It was impossible
to stop.
She broke Suzanne Lenglen's heart
In a single set-llke q whirlwind
crushing a helpless butterfly. And she
called on all her reserve power to de-
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
UFFEKS KNGIEN1
Bible FOR SALE
Impoverished Russian NobIeman
Retains II to Last.
IN FAMILY FOR 300 YEARS

Driven From Russia by 5olsheVist
outrasss, Young Nobleman Carries
Cherished Volume With Him Until
Forced to Part With II to Provide
Food and Shelter for Self and
Family-Printed by Court Printer
at WIttenbere In 1906.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
Molla BJursSsdt Mallory.

feat Miss Mary X. Browne In the de-
Gliding match that made her Americas
queen Of the courts.
Molla has held the national title six
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
LandIady Held Babies Tor Rent Bin.

Frank A. Berndt Of Chicago, street
car conductor, told the police his two
baby boys were being held by Mrs. jobs
Gill as security for his rent. The po-
lice gave him warrant for the arrest
Of Mrs. Gill.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
Paid for Gas Used In Suicide.

Before William Larson, fifty-fve
years old, OF Chicago, ended his life in
the bathroom OF his home he wrote
note telling Of his act and deposited IS
cents beside It to pay for the gas he
used In committing suicide.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
WorId.WIde co.operatIon.

One thing we know and that is that
when men are able to see their real
interests they will see that they can
not be secured except by worldwide
observation-disclosures McChord Croth.
ers.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29
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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-10-29


Food and Shelter for Self and
Family-Printsd by Court Printer
at WIttenbero In 1906.
After being nearly three hundred
years in one family, a fine old wit.
tcnberg Bible was offered for sale In
New York recently by a Russian mo-
bleman who fled from Petrogrud Just
before the revolution. This handsome
young man, whose hair is amazingly
yellow and eyes like a blue tulip, who
speaks several languages and is high.
ly educated, has held on to the fam
lily Bible until almost the very last
of the valuables that he managed
to save from a magnificent estate.
Bound In heavy leather, with tar
nlshed brass clasps and deep-cut let
tering In the title, the big tome stands
about IL by 10, by 0 inches. II was
compiled by Prof. LeOnhartus Hut
terus, who wrote the introduction,
and was printed by the court printer
at Wittenberg, dated July %, 1906.
Picture Of Luther.
In the front are several queer, full.
page drawings In bljNk and white Of
church notubles, starting off with Mar
tin Luther himself, barefoot, and
wearing a quaint robe falling little
below the knee The seven electors
and other princes of that day and
time are shown In their Sunday
clothes, with nodding plumes upon
their hats and rich yestees Of embrod-
cred sinks. The double.column, large
printed pages are worn at the edges
and stained with age, but every word
Is clear and easy to read, If you know
| German. Now and then there are ex-
Qusitely repaired torn places. There
! Is mellow old fragrance about the
! leather, and an ancient, musty smell
to the paper, but It's back is as sturdy
as the day 1t left the bindery that
stood fairly In the shadow of the
church whose doors still bear the
prints Of the nails where Martin Luth.
crs ninety-hve theses were posted.
The Bible was taken from Holland to
st. Petersburg by the great-grent.
great-great.g reat-great grandfather OF
the present owner, when, as personal
physician to Peter the Great, he
Joined the court in the new imperial
city. For two hundred thlrty.foul
years, then 1t was handed down from
father to son, cherished and guarded
by each generation.
| In Fusitive's Baggage.
Until the Bolshevist Outrages II
Russia, the massive old volume ha,
never known anything but dignity
quiet and splendOr. Since then II ha
been fugitlve's baggage, has bidder
in strange quarters In Paris, ha
crossed the ocean, and been transport
ed around Fifth avenue buses In New
York city. 1t was finally placed OF
exhibition at headquarters of the Ma
tiOnRS Lutheran council, to be sold L
some forelgn-tongued outsider In
strange land, to bring enough none
to take care for another two or thre
months, Of the nobleman's young wifi
and little son, who is the last OF tn
line, while he finds work. His fathe
and mother, who refused to leave tn
old home In PetrOgrad, died durInI
the early days of the revolution, an,
everything they possessed was 'seize
by the Reds. This stately copy o
the Holy Scriptures, though 1t lose 1t
old, honored connections, and spen,
the rest of Its days In new country
has escaped the wretched end of 1t
former shelf-mates In the petrOgra
palace.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-01-15
WAR ADVERTISING
MADE US. CONVERT
Publicity Agency Men at Dinner
Told About Success Of Great
Recruiting Campaigns
OPTIMISTIC VIEW is URGED

The United States Government was
ihstanccd as consistent advertiser,
satisfied with results. at n dinner last
night Of representatives and members
OF the American Association Of Ad-
Tcrtising Agencies.
non advertisers at this time, vino will
join the ranks OF national advertisers
once they are convinced advertising
Is component part Of their business,
just as their sales force and their prod
uCt
These points were emphasized nt the
dinner in tho Bellevue Stratford in
honor of Jesse +. MattiSon. of Chicago.
resident Of the association.
Mr.. Mattison gave statistics apply
ing to- the commercial firms now non
advertisers. and James 'Shaughnessy.
Of New York, secretary. told Of the
'ucceSs OF the government in advertis-
ing campaigns. The association places
. 20 per cent Of the general advertising
n this country, with aggregate cXpcn-
diturcs of many millions of dollars each
year.
Mr.. Mattison urged advertising men
to maintain an optimistic view of pres-
mt conditions and to help the business
man to have the same view. He de-
clared the agencies must bring ntout
Il better understanding between bushes
men and themselves than has existed In
the past if both would succeed.
can business houses are going ia
advertise If we can show them the ad
vCrt'Sing agencies are business Organ
izations and are willing to aid and ad
wise in nm intelligent manner all those
who are willing to take advise" said
Mr.. Mattison.
after the war;" said Mr.. O'Shaugh
messy, "thc navy was our first custom
ere in a great recruiting campaign. The
advertising agencies of the country in
tercsted 3S 600 men in carrying on this
work.
"The navy schedule was the biggest
in all history Of advertising, Their
came campaigns for the army, the ship
ping beard and other government de
| partmcnts. The advertising saved thu
government hundreds of thousands O
do lars in the recruiting campaigns. W.
piled up figures showing the econom!
of advertising and the time is comni
when every department, even the De
partmcnt of State, will be paid ad
vertiser.
II predict that Washington will be
come beacon light of advertising t
manufacturers and business mel
throughout the country"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-01-15
oils AGAIN LEAD
CURB OPERATIONS
Trade Small in Volume and
Without Feature-Standard
Of Indiana Sells at 73

New York, Jan. 15.--Dcalings on the
Broad street curb in the half days
trading were small In volume and with
out special feature. Petroleum stocks
we're active at times. Standard Oil Of
Indiana, new stock, ranging from II
to 70, and other issues following its
lead. international Petroleum started
at u. and after declining to 1914,
rallied to 1854.
There was show of strength in
Maracaibo. which opened at 14M and
after a decline from that level. moved
up again to the opening. Ryan con-
tinucd influenced by the settlement Of
Allan Ryan's affairs and sold at IA.
There was small amount Of business
in Maxwell Chalmers "B" ut 16ai and
1923. lleydcm Chemical was steady
with sales at 3 to pa.
Application has pccn madc TO list
Gilliland Oil cumulative preferred stock
on the exchange