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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
JANUARY IS. 1921
The KITCHEN PEDESTRIAN

statistics complied for the conference Of Vocation
I'd Workers OF the South. held IN Montgomery. Ala.
.aowe,i that q housewife in preparing three meals
day Tor au average family walks two miles. The
figures were obtained 10y using a pedometer on stu
ients tho model home" one Of the vocational
schools Thcy are therefore moderate. If a student
walks tvo miles "a day along the familiar route II
stove sink pantry and table In model home with
verifying arranged for the utmost convenience, II
seens likely that the housewife. without
such efficient arrangement or her house and work
INK utensils. must walk three four miles.
Next thing somebody ought to attach a pedometer
10 Mother while she is making the beds and clean
.ng the house. and doing the washing and ironing
with or without modern machinery Also on
sions when she is doing her fall canning feeding
"a threshng crew or taking of a crowd OF sun
lay visitors or celebrating the Christmas holidays
II there were one Of those pedometers in every
home. it might be granted that Housekeeping
e job. And along with the pedometer there ough.
be machine to register the energy
expended 10y Mother merely in keeping her feet,
quite aside from her locomotion for several hours
day This Is an Illuminating and constructive line of
inquiry IN Industrial field that viii stand good
deal Of exploring
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
The Horoscope
SATURDAY. Jan. IS.

According to stellar auguries, this
should be an important day. mainly
notable for the breaking up Of old
congested conditions. making way
for popularity, gain, esteem, new
friends. and business success and
credit The mind may be profound,
sober and attentive TO business and
the judgment wholly dependable.
There may also be noted a tendency
toward studiOusness and cOntempla-
ton. Some opportunity for change
or travel may be presented and en-
braced with confidence.
Those whose birthday II is have
the forecast of an interesting and
progressive year. with opportunities
embraced with sound Judgment and
sober consideration. The mind may
be serious and profound. The es-
TEEN and assistance Of new friends is
indicated A child born on this day
should De clever. thoughtful. have
sound Judgment and be successful.
II Is destined 10 occupy an impor-
tant position in life. A female is
promised "a husband who does not
smile"
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
COURSE 1T Is WRONG.
More Truth
Than Poetry
BY JAMES ]. MONTAGUE
WHAT LITERATURE MIGHT
IL 4 w InCgr


Keats never did well as a chemist,
lie had little taste for such tasks
As rolling up pills for all popular
And boiling prescriptions in TASKS.
But If there had been prohibition.
And customers daily came IN
So dreadfully sick that they needed
the kick
OF brandy or whisky or gin,
The youth might have stuck 10 the
business
Observing how well il would pay.
And the odes that brought fame to
his glorious name
Would still be unwritten today.
Though young William Shakespeare
was handy
At bringing down nOblemen's deer.
The profits he got from the brutes
that he shot
Didn't promise a brilliant career.
But If Shakespeare. instead of at
Stanford,
Were living in our land and mine,
His talents he'd use smuggling cases
Of booze
Across the Canadian line.
And so well he would do in the trat-
fic,
That the dramas which hold US
in thrall.
And have been on the stage for full
many an age,
Would have never been written at
all.
Doc Doyle was a high class physi-
clan,
But often his practice grew slack
And he wrote little tales whose in
credible sales
Brought In heaping carloads of
jack.
And so he abandoned his business,
Disposed Of his medical tones,
And devoted his time 20 the stories
of crime
Which featured the lank Mr.
Holmes
But If his pint whisky" prescrip-
tons
Had earned him unlimited llale,
AS all doctors do now, we imagine,
somehow
He would never have written a
tale
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
HAVE COLOR IN CHEEKS
Be Better Looking-Take
Olive Tablets

IF your skin is yellow-conpleMoa
pallid-tongue coated-appetite poo.
YOU have a bad taste in your mouth
a lazy, no-gOod feeling-you should
take Olive Tablets
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets-a sub
stitute for caIomel-were prepared b.
DR.. Edwards after II years of study.
Dr.. Edwards Olive Tabietsarea purely
vegetableoompoundmiXedwitholveoi
You will know them by their olive color.
Tohavea clear, pink skin. bright eyes,
TO pimpleS, a feeling OF buoyancy like
childhood daysyou must getattheCausc
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets act on
the liver and bowels like calOmel--yet
have no dangerous after effects
They start the bile and overcome con
situation. Take one or two nightly anG
note the pleasing results. Millions or
5oXes are scld alEc5,iYf- &c and So-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
JUST FOLKS

AN OvERCRowDED HOUSE.

st. Paul is sleeping on the floor.
Boswell and Johnson on a bench
She says we have no room for mo e:
Balzac who wrote of people
French,
Must rest where'er he chance TO fall.
Old friends are tossed in dusty
hooks;
Now every shelf. in the room or hall
Is made a lodging place for books.
There is no room" says she. for
Who shares my every veal and
Here's Stevenson behind the door.
And there's your old friend Edgar
Poe.
Get rid of some Of them!" she cries
out with them, bag and baggage,
now!"
But oh, they are so good and wise.
/ want TO keep them all somehow.
In double rows I've bunked tn,
throng,
And friendly like I've squeezed
The poets with their gift of song
Resemble sardines in a tin.
Chris Morley has 20 sleep between
John Masefield and the elder
Keats
And even though they be unclean.
There is no room TO change the
sheets.
Never / venture forth to roam
But what when I return 7 bring
Some other new or old friend home
Ard bid him cease his wandering:
And mother tells me to my face.
As she puts on her blacklist looks.
I've made the house a lodging
place
A crowded tenement Of books.
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
An Essay In
JAZZ
NOODLES.

There - one dish in the world
that makes faces at Old HicOst and
II more folks would make It's ac-
quaintance. friend Ri would start a
noise like the dead march. That
dish e noodles With a few blues.
little left over chow and a couple
OF onions. four folks can connect up
with "A package OF noodles and make
themselves think that they have
spent a 10 spot Juggling with a II
inch menu. Artist ocratic stomac ms
look down upon the humble noodle
as a food without a pedigree. but
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15

when IL comes to real blue blood
the noodles has everything skinned
from squad 10 liver. Nearly all
nations have noodles and for variety
If one wants to pass up American
noodles, he can try French noodles.
German noodles. Austrian noodles.
Jewish noodles and then a whole
lot more different kinds Of noodles.
The Asiatis noodle is in a class ali
by Its lonesome. II Is q noodle
nodded 10 the degree Of noodl-
try. 1t generally comes about 10
feet long and If one of Cicero's de-
scendants were TO get hold Of an
oriental noodle by mistake and try
10 eat II spaghetti fashion, he would
have to take an elevator to the sec
ond floor, hang his head out Of the
window and start hosting Of
course everybody has heard OF the
Chinese noodle and when Il gets
messed up in chow main, Wow An
other nice thing about the noodle is
that anybody can cook it from chef
down TO cannibal. Simply put on a
kettle of water and leave Il with the
fire until il gets nervous and agitat-
ed. Then throw IN some noodles to
see If they can swim. Also pitch in
some onions and a little olive oil
10 sOothe the troubled waters The
trick Is done. Then for the family
feeding board.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
DESERVING OLE PROMOTION.

Oregon has established peace in
Mexico SO effectively that New York
City ought to send for him 10 do the
same thing there.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
The Tower of Babel
By BILL ARMSTRONG

We would always be 10 minute
late at least every morning If we
were rich fellows like Earl BabcocI
ana I'd Hagey and waited for the
Liz Gin way ". car.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
80 RTSINESS HEAD.

If Santa Claus had been wise he
would have deferred his Christmas
purchases till the January sales.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15

There must have been an awful
ouEch OF hoidups in the last few
hours around town, Judging from
me number OF people we meet who
claim they witnessed The highway
men Operating.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
NO GOUGING AT INAUGURAL.

The purse of the patriot who attends the in
augural ceremonies Washington will be safe from
graft Of the gouger, if bills backed by sen.
Cumber Of North Dakota and Sen. Jones of Wash
ington passed
Under Sen. McCumbers resolution it will be
lawful foF any person corporation owning op-
Grating a hotel or rooming place to charge between
March and March prices Of charges
FOR similar services during December 1920 and
January and February this year. VIII
hidden also require that guest stay more than
one day during inaugural in the measure. and
fl provides that the person overcharged may col
times the he paid.
Undoubtedly these bills will be revised under dis
cussion some will probably pas.
and it is desirable that they should There is no
more reason why the hotel should
loot the honest visitor than the pickpocket should
should any financial tricl1ery be permitted
give one guest advantage over another.
A Tennessee mans conscience hurt him badly
that he paid a North Carolina horse
stolen in 1857 A conscience that slow in action
should not be excessively annoying
IL is now announced that D'Annunzio will divorce
his present wife and marry younger one Trouble
evidently is to his liking
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15

the Trib. Wednesday land I hap
pen 10 know II IS according 70
copy.
Infants $500 White COrsets at $3.50
You and Evelyn know that
babes hAv,. troubles enough with
out claPping .tays on them, and
tesddes the latest reports say that
'ironsides" are passe.
Proof reader.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
OUC NEW YORK NAIL.

~ NEW 1Otkh NAIL.
New York, liz, 1921.
Bill Armstrong.
Tower of Babel
City.
Dear Bill Trust that Won and
Charles 3. are getting along ar
right and that the latter Is be-
having himself Send the amount
1 paid for this postal card (7ve
cents over 10 the store and don't
fall to ask for receipt. Regards
TO WEIGH.
DAVE FTsHGRUND.
One Of the boys IN the office sug.
gested that our new chairs smelled
as II they had been painted yrftH
white mule. We were dumbfOunded
later in the day 20 discover the Of
fee boy soaking one OF the new
chairs In a bucket OF water.
COURSE 1T Is WRONG.
Sir:
Following IS an item in Joe
Grand Leaders ad which ran in
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15

Funny. we were around town all
day and didn't get held up once.
not even for the starving Armenians.
Bill Dunkle sex he's been 10 so
many luncheOns lately where they
tnle bout suffering, starving human
ity that he'll be darned II he ISM
be ginning 10 feel pretty hungry him
self
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15

II is now announced that D'Annunzio will divorce
his present wife and marry younger one. Trouble
evidently is to his liking
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-15
AN IDEAL CHRISTMAS sAVIEGs
FIND

AN IDEAL CHRISTMAS SAVIEGs
FUND.
tlfSl week ...... one SnOe DuUlOn
second week .......Z USED StampS
Third week ..... 8 beer checks
Fourth week Same as LIST week
Fifth week OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES sneeze
Sixth week .......... a trunk strap
Seventh week. IA bottle opener
Eighth week and for the balance o.
the SO weeks hiccOughs
TOTAL payable on
Dec. %, 1921. SOS, S42.S3
Charley Schuell SEE he gets so lit
tie free advertising out of this de-
partment of The News-Times. that
he thinks he will have to start US
ing regular advertising space.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
THRILLS, HUMOR AND
LOVE IN FOX PICTURE,
COLORADO PLUCK

Thrills, humor and love, all
based on the experiences of sue
cessful but uncouth miner who
seeks the ultar social STRAIT for
advertisement are provided in a
splendid William Fox photodrama,
Colorado Pluck" which opened at
the Pastime theater Thursday and
which is being repeated today.
william Russell that popular
screen star. has been entrusted
with the role of the Venturesome
miner.
Russell appears as Colorado Jim,
who has shaved for his pile" and
who seeks recreation and excite
ment on New York's gay life. He
encounters the son of Lord Feath-
erstone. who has come to America
heiress hunting but falls into the
web of an adventures. Jim and
his new friend. Reggie Feather
stone, become great pals, and to-
gether they sail for the Feather
stone home.
Nothing more ludicrous could be
pictured than the desperate efforts
made by Jim to master the man
ners, dress and customs of the
English titled set. Jim falls in
love with and marries Reggie's
sister-who loves Jim's money
and eventually faces depleted eX-
chequer through investment losses.
Jims return to mining in Amer
lea and the ultimate scenes be-
tween the miner and his wife lead
to a beautiful climax, Margaret
Livingston appears as the wife.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21

II just think Tanlac is the great
est medicine on earth and / can
never praise it enough for what
Its done for me.
For two years I was in a badly
run down condition. / had no ap-
petite, and after every meal |
would be in awful distress from in
digestion and bloating. My nerves
were on edge. and | could never
get a good nights sleep. | felt
tired and wornout all the time. was
losing weight, and many times ]
was so weak | couldn't look after
my homework. / just felt mis-
cradle.
"Tanlac helped one of nv
friends so much that l began taxi
ing it and it has certainly built me
up into splendid health. Ny appe-
tite is so big | can hardly get
enough to eat now, and / am never
troubled a particle with bloating or
indigestion. My nerves are as
steady as clockwork. and | sleep
like a child at night. | have re-
covered my strength and am lust
brimful of new life and energy. In
fact, / feel better than I have in
years. My gratitude towards Tam
lac is unbounded."
The above statement was recent
~ made by Mrs. Nancy Westcott,
III Market St.. Syracuse, n, ~
Adv ...., -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
THE SCOFFER" is AGAIN
AT THE LYRIC THEATER
TODAY FOR LAST TVTIE


Merit pervades the whole atmos-
lphere of Allan Dwan's production
of "The ScOffer," which opened an
engagement at the Lyric theater
Yesterday and which may well be
listed as one of the very best photo
dramas Of the current season. Sell
dom has such story been told so
masterfully and rarely have incl
dents held an audience so enthrall-
ed An intensive drama, it opens
the eyes to some of life's foibles,
yet in no sense is it guilty of moral
.izing.
While the play in itself is I'M
usual in its power to command UNI
divided attention, artistic acting
on the part of no less than then
brilliant photoplayers is an out
standing feature worthy of praise.
Mary Thurman, James Kirkwood
and Noah Berry share first honors,
each Of these well-known artists
drawing character studies which
are memorable. Rhea Mitchell
Philo Nc Cullough, Ward Crane,
Euginie Besserer and Bernard Dur
ming also display rare knowledge
of dramatic proportions in enact
ing the roles intrusted to them,
while John Burton and George
Stone do their bits faultlessly. At
times the dramatic acting reaches
great heights and inspires to ap-
pause through admiration of con-
summate artistry. The brilliant
directoTial ability of Mr.. Dwan is
discernible throughout a produc-
ton which ranks with the best con-
tributions to the modern screen.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
1.-THE CALL OF YOUTH"
HUGH FORD TRIUMPH,
AT THE "B" THEATER

Probably no motion picture was
ever made under more difficulties
than Henry Arthur Jones THE
Call of Youth" the second pro-
duction of the Famous Players
Lasky British Producers, Ltd.
which was filmed at the new stu
do near London. This point is
an interesting one to recall when
one may witness the marvellous
results achieved by going to the
"B" theater today, where this
great picture is being repeated.
When Hugh Ford, one of the
biggest American directors, was
sent to England to produce pic
lures, the other directors held up
their hands in horror, for they
knew that he would be up against
untold difficulties, In the first
place, because Of the war, tho,
British had been prohibited from
making any strides in their meth
DDS of picture-making and Ameri-i
ca had sailed along ahead of them
by several years. They didn't have
skilled mechanics, electricians,
studio equipment.
Hugh Ford, however, veteran of
screen and stage, quickly took
stock of all conditions and RENEE
died them to the extent that Tho
Call Of Youth" can be shown anyA
where and compare favorably with
any picture made in this country.
Mary Glynne, Jack Hobbs, Nal"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
.BAER THANKS PRESS
FOR TREATMENT OF
EVENTS IN ELECTION

f. w Baer, president of the In
ternational Association of Fire
Fighters, made the following
statement last evening relative to
the campaign:
II want to thank the Journal
for their honesty and their good,
clean craftsmanship. My only re-
gret is that the firemen cannot be
reinstated. They stood for what
they thought was right. The peo-
pie Of Albuquerque thought the
commission should he sustained.
| hope the city commission will
be conservative and fair-minded
enough to give the firemen an OPP
pOrtunity to enter city employ in
the future. l feel that if the Inter-
national association had had a
chance to explain the matter prior
to the dismissal of the firemen.
the election might have been
averted."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
SOUTH DAK0TANS PLAN
TO OUTWlT BLUE LAWS

DeadWOOd, s. D., May ZU.-A
novel business organization was
formed here last night TO provide
Sunday baseball games to fans of
the Black Hills in compliance with
the Sunday blue laws. In a recent
decision. the supreme court said
that where an admission fee is
charged, Sunday baseball in South
Dakota, was illegal. At the meet
ing last night it was decided to
form a stock company, the stock
holders to be admitted free to all
baseball games played here. A
legal opinion was that this plan was
in accord with the blue laws" and
at the same time, the organization
can be financed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
J. M. STILLWELL DIES
SUDDENLY IN TEXAS

w. II. Stlllwell returned to his
home here yesterday after a short
trip to Bowie, Tex, where he was
called by the sudden death of his
father jeremiah NJ. Stillwell. Mr..
Stillwell was 81 years old at the
time of his death and was one of
the early settlers of the southwest.
He then moved to the southwest
from Missouri shortly after the
civil war.
Although most of his life was
spent in Texas, he was we'll known
in New Mexico, where he did
considerable amount of business.
w. II. Stillwell. one of his five
sons, has lived in Albuquerque for
several years and formerly con-
Quoted a hardware store at Silver
City,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
Davis Outpitches johnson.

st. Louis, May 20,-Davis out
pitched johnson and st. Louis de-
feated Washington. Davis kept the
hits fairly well scattered while
Johnson had one bad inning, the
third, when four hits. a base on
balls and Picinich's error put the
Browns in the lead.
Score by innings: y. II. n.
Washingtoa .002 900 020--4 !
st. Louis ....004 010 00x--5 /
Batteries: Johnson and Picinich;
Davis and SEVERED.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
Coumhe Wins Own Game.

Boston, May 20.-Coumbe pitch
ed well for Cincinnati and the visit
ors hit McQuillan hard and often,
defeating Boston. Coumbe fielded
well and made three hits. batting
in the winning run in the sixth.
Score by innings r. II. E.
Cincinnati ...00l 12l 0O0--5 IA 4
Boston ...... sol GOO 900
Batteries: Coumbe and Wingo;
McQuillan. Scott and O'Neill.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
Cobh Gets Home Run,

Detroit, May 20.-The Detroit
Americans hit three Boston pitch
ers hard and won. Ehmke allow
ed but six hits. Cobb and Neach
made home runs. The visitors
scored their first run on a pass and
Pratt's double in the first, the sec
ond being made in the ninth when
hits were punched,
Score by innings: X. IT. T..
Boston 100 600 OO1-
Detroit .220 022 31x--l2 10 2
Batteries: Myers, J. Bush, Full
lerton and Ruel. Walters; Ehmke
and Bassler.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
National League
(By The Associated Press)
Pirates Take Three In Row

Brooklyn, n. Y. May 20.--Pitts-
burgh won its third straight vic
tory over Brooklyn today. Hamll-
ton, of the Pirates, had a shade on
Galore, of the Superbas in a pitch
ing duel. The visitors punched hits
in the fourth and eighth. Taylor
made his seasons debut behind the
bat for Brooklyn.
The bOX score.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
Eve to Ono Shot Wins.

Manchester, England, May ~
The Manchester cup, at one and
one-half miles for purse of 2,240
pounds. run here today, was won
by Lord Derby's March Along. Sir
w. Nelson's Tangiers was second
and ]. shepherds Kings 1dler was
third. The odds quoted against the
winner were five to one; against
Tangiers ten to one and Kings
Idler eight to one. Fifteen horses
ran
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
.3S 16 II 81 i
IOLaIS 90 IV -"
x-Batted for Harris in third.


pbiladaInhia. 100 900 Ito 3
cleveland .330 ia 13X-16
Summary: Two-base hits-Du-
gan 2, Speaker, O'Neill 2. jamie
son. Three-base hits--Welch,
Speaker. Home run-stephenson,
stolen bases-Witt. Stephenson.
Sacrifices. Walker, Johnston,
Gardner 2. Double plays--Steph-
enson to Johnston; Sewell to Gard
ner to Stephenson. Bases on balls
off Harris 5, Naylor 3. Hasty ],
Mails 5. Innings pitched-Harris
2, Naylor 4. Hasty 2. Hit by pitch
er-By Naylor (SewelD. Struck
out-By Naylor l. Hasty 2. Mails 3.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
American League
(By The Associated Press.)
kcIT Holds NnnkneS.

Chicago, May 2O.-New York
outhit Chicago but the locals hit
more timely and defeated the Wis
itors. Kerr frightened up in the
pinches and performed in good
style. Ruth made one hit, a triple,
in five trips to the plate, when
Strunk misjudged his long fly to
center because of the high wind.
The box score:
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
pbillies Have One Big Inning.

Philadelphia, May 2O.-Pitcher
Rings single and Lebourveau's
homer in Doak's one bad inning
drove in four runs and gave Phila-
delphia victory over st. Louis.
Score by innings: r. II. f.
st. Louis -. 100 600 OO2-3 Z o.
Philadelphia 900 040 00x-4 9 2
Batteries: Doak. Riviere and
Clemens, Dilhoefer; Ring and
Bruggy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-21
Circuit C1outs Arc WASTED.

New York, May 20.-Two home
runs, each with two men on bases
failed to enable Chicago to defeat
New York today, the Giants COM
ing from behind and winning.
Terry of the Cubs tied the score
with his homer and another by
sullivan put the visitors three
runs ahead. The Giants scored
five runs off Vaughn and two
passes. Hollocher's error and
three hits.
- The score: