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Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07

be served on me, because l had Sc.
cured the requisition papers. l went
to church. l knew the officers would
not go there to find me. And heard
two of the finest sermons | ever did
hear. | left my son at the police sta
ton to help watch Furey.
NOrfleet said that he and his son
were Joined by special officers from
Fort Worth before leaving New Or
leans with their prisoner. Furey was
brought to Fort Worth and jailed
there to await trial on the charges on
an indictment found against him by
the Tarrant county grand Jury.
Before we reached New Orleans"
Norfleet said, "Furey told, me he was
sorry he had not had me killed as he
once planned to do. / think that was
last winter. | spent several months
in Florida then trying to locate him.
l heard of another fake stock scheme
being worked there. I played like
would be the victim. The man oper-
ating the scheme took me to a house.
They were working on me similar to
the way | was worked on in Fort
Worth. l thought l might find Furey
there. After reached the place
where l was to give up my money
knew | would have to stall.
Saved by His Automatic.
None of the men | wanted were
there, and 50 l began to scheme to
get out, said: Why, gentlemen, this
is Sunday. | cannot place money on
Sunday That started trouble One
Of them grabbed me. / think it had
been planned to kill me should any
thing happen.
my wife, before l left home, had
told me not to let them get at my
back. She believed that l could take
care Of them if | could keep them in
front of me. She thinks l am a good
shot. She has seen me shoot hawks
on the fly and kill wolves while they
were running. SO when the man
grabbed me | threw him in front of
me. | grabbed my automatic. Then /
got out my As. l told them just
to start something and l would fin
ish And that is how l got out of
that"
According to Norfieet, when Furey
was abusing him in New Orleans
Fury exclaimed: You have ruined the
best deal | had ever started" The
deal to which Furey referred was to
have taken place at Jacksonville
where he was arrested.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
BLACK CAT RESTORES SIGHT
War Veteran Secs DimIy After Fright
--Ducking in River Does
the Rest.

London.-Charles Appleby, who
went to France in the Royal air force
in 1914, was severely wounded in the
Ypres salient. He lay unconscious in
Havre hospital for ten months with
fractured skull, and when he recov-
cred, was blind. He was sent to St.
Dunstan's hospital.
While there. a black cat jumped on
Appleby's head. The shock had the
effect of enabling him to see just
glimmer of daylight with his left eye.
He left the hospital and returned to
Kingston, being able to go about with
dog to lead him.
He wandered into the river few
weeks ago. but was rescued. It was
then found that the shock of the i'm
mersion had partly restored the sight
Of the right eye.
He was given several powerful cleo
trio shocks. and now, after having
been blind for four years, he has fully
recovered his sight.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
LEX,
WHERE'S DAD? ASKS CORPSE
Girl Had Been Dead Three Days, II
Was Supposed, Says London
Tale.

London.--A strange story comes
from Pcugram, MonmOuthshire. of the
recovery Of a young girl who it was
believed was dead and for whose bu-
rial preparations We're being made.
The girl had been i'll with lung trou-
bic. On the third day after her sup
posed death, when the coffin was
brought TO the house. a light was TAX
en- into the room. whereupon the girl
Immediately sat up and asked:
"Where is dad"
The father rushed into the room aid
carried the girl to her mother. She is
now recovering.
1t was recently reported from the
same village that a woman who had
been blind for 20 years had "miracu-
lousy" regained her sight.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
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WOMEN GIVE OUT

Homework is hard enough when
healthy. Every Pocomoke City
woman who is having backache, blue
and nervous spells, dizzy headaches
and kidney or bladder troubles,
should be glad to heed this Pocomoke
City woman's experience:
Mrs. V. V. Matthews, 926 End ST.,
says: "My kidneys annoyed me ana
l felt so run down | couldn't keep
going My back panied constantly
and l couldn't stand on my feet for
any length of time. Headaches were
frequent and kept ME feeling miser-
able. My feet were swollen at times,
too. Doan's Kidney Pills gave me
great relief. l depend on Doan's now
when l have slight attack of the
trouble and they always help me-"
60c, at all dealers. Foster-Milburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
wKMg <
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
MOON AFFECTS RADIO
American Fleet Officers Make
Interesting Discovery.
Efficiency of Air FOR Transmitting
Radio Communications Affected
by Changes of Moon.

Paris.-The changes of the moon
have been found by the radio officers
Of the small American fleet in the
Adriai2 sea to have a striking effect
upon the efficiency OF the atmosphere
for transmitting radio communion
tons.
The officers have succeeded in draw
ing curves and other diagrams, based
upon months Of observation, which,
l.e.l aasert, reliably serve to indicate
what atmospheric and celestial cOndi-
tons affecting radio service will be
met at any particular date in the flu
ture.
The discovery apparently has spe-
cal application to the vicinity of the
Adriatic, for there the changes in the
atmospheric conditions caused by the
change in the worlds relation to the
moCa are much more marked than
anywhere else in the world SO far as
yet discovered
The Adriatic fleet under Admiral
Andrews depends almost entirely for
ila communications upon radio serv-
leo. and havinG only receiving and
e." linz arnar; ~ OF moderate eff
cheney il haS specially benefited from
the discoveries. 'li" powerful land
wireless s1,ti"1a such as the new La
fa}n 70 :tdjl~I near Bordeaux manage
10 X lfayur@hln conditions by
ri Sc s.i., ~ Itt-.-p,' :;Tid SO oro not ron
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
College Girls BIGGER.

Philadelphia, Pa.-Women are grow
ing taller and heavier, according to
Dr.. II. TAFT Mckenzie, director Of phys
ical education at the University of
Pennsylvania. statistics of womens
colleges covering period Of sixty
years show the average college girl
Of today is an inch taller than the
college girl of 1860" he said. "Those
statistics also prove the modern girl
is six or seven pounds heavier"
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
Negro Kept Hog Farm"
in ParIor of Her Home

Belle White, negro, was taken
into police court at Dallas, Tex,
on the charge of violating the
local sanitary law by raising
hogs in the front room of her
fiat in the heart of the business
district. The discovery that she
had converted her fiat into a
hog farm was made by her land
lord.
The woman admitted that she
had raised five fat porkers in
the room and that four of them
were slaughtered there and the
meat sold. The remaining hog
was about ready for market. No
fine was assessed, but she was
warned to change her location
if she wanted to continue the
hog-raising business.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
JOHN GETS SEMIANNUAL BATH
Dallas Police Round Him Up Every
Six Months and Apply Scrub
bling Brush.

Dallas, Tex-John Mays has just
been given his semiannual bath by
members of the police ~force. John is
seventy years old and has tried to
avoid baths, haircuts and shaves for
the last 20 years.
Once every six months the police
round John up on a vagrancy charge,
and when he is in the cell soap, wa
ter and scrubbing brush are applied.
After that they hack off his long hair,
clip his beard and release him.
John lives in hut in the river bot
toms. He never wears shoes and sell
dom uses a hat. His next bath will
be in August.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
MANS
BEST AGE.

A man is as old as his organs he
can be as vigorous and healthy at
70 as at IS if he aids his organs in
performing their functions. Keep
your vital organs healthy with
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
Mystery That viii Never Be Solved.

Alexandria. Ind.-The old dog of the
Herman Harris family gets an extra
large bone these days and there's a
containing $105. She thought she had
dropped it out Of her automobile.
Two days later the dog turned up with
the money in his mouth. Where he
rot it is a mystery.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
Finds "sIeep Sickness" Germ.

Stockholm.-Doctor King, head of
the state meteorological laboratory, is
reported to have discovered the mi
crobe of sleeping sickness" and to
have established that the disease is
infectious. Doctor King inoculated
rabbits with brain matter from per
sons who died of the disease.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
Evils of Constipation

Perhaps the most serious of the dis
cases caused by constipation is APP
rendicitis. If you would avoid this
dangerous disease, keep your bowels
regular. For this purpose Chamber
lain's Tablets are excellent, easy to
take and mild and gentle in effect
advertisement.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
100000 Book, 700 Yrs.
Old, Is Brought to U. S.

Philadelphia book, 700
years old. valued at 100000,
was placed in the University of
Pennsylvania for translation by
Or. William r. NewbOld. It is
said to ltave been written by
Roger Bacon, some time be-
tween 1916 and 1862. and is an
exposition of the laws govern
ing life. The volume is the
property Of Dr.. Willfred NJ. de
Noynioh, exile from Poland.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07
Stock Holders Meeting.

A meeting of the Stock Holders of
The Pocomoke City National Bank
will be held in the Directors Room OF
said Bank on Friday May 9th for the
purpose of amending the By Laws of
said Association.
JOHN w. ENNIS, Cashier.
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise. (Pocomoke City, Md.) 1921-1953, 1921-05-07

"Where dya want that Coal?' asks
the Man, which is Great Relief to
the Editor, who expected to hear,
"Whoinell put that Piece in the Pa
PERI Running a Newspaper is
hazardous Occupation, for Folks get
peeyed Awful Easy sometimes, but
everything considered, the Editor does
Pretty Well.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

A few families went out to the
Andrew Jensen home last Thurs
day evening to remind them that
that day was their twelfth we'd
ding anniversary. The guests
were delightfully."- entertained, and
upon their departure, presented
MIR. and Mrs. Jensen with beau
tiful set of silver spoons as a me-
mento of the occasion.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06
ALLSP|CE AND GINGER

OF funny sayings. errors queer
Es9ksss Each day brings not few;
e get them from our neigkbors
And We'll pass them on to you.
Bore--Yes, | don't know how it
is, but | feel thoroughly wound up
tonight.
E Hostess--How very strange!EAnd
yet you don't seem to go.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Miss Doris Arnold was taken to
Des Moines Tuesday to the home
OF her sister where she will remain
for an indefinite time. She has
been under the care of a physician
with an acute attack of rheuma-
tism.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Charles Houston, who has been
attending to land interests in
South Dakota, GENE here Monday
evening for visit Of few days
after which he will 90 to Des
MONIES to visit the George Hen
shaw family. He will then 20 on to
his home in California.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06
HI. P. Peterse

Mr.. and Mrs. Jens Wolf and
family went to Avoca Saturday to
visit until Sunday afternoon with
their daughter and sister, Mrs.
Harry From and family.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Eddie Baiers and
Jack Campbell and wife returned
Saturday evening from Wetonka,
South Dakota where they had
been to attend the funeral of their
nephew, Donald Baier, $ n of Mr..
and Mrs. Albert Baier.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Crouch, Of Allan
tic, spent couple of days with
their daughter, Mrs. G. C. Chris
Jensen, and family.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

S. J. Arnold came Tuesday from
Lake City to accompany his little
daughter, Doris to the Mercy Hos
pital in Des Moines where she will
undergo treatments.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

DR.. and Mrs. Bendixen, who
have been visiting her mother
Mrs. Ada Smith, left the latter
part of last week for Belle View,
Iowa, where they will make their
future home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Mrs. Alice connrardy went to
Audubon Monday where she will
visit a few days at the DR.. Halloran
home before leaving for Stuart
where she will spend the winter
with her daughter, Mrs. DR.. Graf
and family.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Mrs. Rilla Schlater and son, Roy
returned home Saturday from q
summers visit in Thief River Falls,
Minnesota visiting her daughter,
Mrs. George Shepherd and family.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

"There's one good thing about a
moving picture show?'
Whats that?"
"You can take the wife to one in
the evening without her thinking
you ought to blow her off to swell
cafe dinner afterwards
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Laura Gust married)--It's per-
fectly wonderful that you should
marry poor little me. Why, I dom
feel fit to tie your shoes.
Hubby They'relall laced up and
securely tied. But, to show that I
appreciate you, my dear, you may
shine them for me.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Misses Miller and Paden to-
gether with number of other
teachers in this vicinity, attended
the Teachers Study Center in Au-
dubnn Saturday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Employer : John, l wish you
wouldn't whistle at your work.
Boy i wasn't working, sir; only
whistling.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

The Henry Hansen family and
Mrs. Bison autoed up from Bray
ton Sunday and spent few hours
with relatives at the Hans Hansen
Sr. home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

The c. G. Christensen family
moved Friday from the Evalyn
Baiers residence to their new home
on North street, recently vacated
by the Frank Basham family.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Miss Bertha Mlnerman returned
home Thursday from several
days visit at the Phil Foley home
near Audubon.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Nels Hansen is moving his stock
of drugs, by degrees, to his new To-
cation, the store building on the
north side of main street, formerly
used as a harness shop by Jack
Alsup. The building has been re-
modelled and is in a fine condition.
w. p. Varney will soon move to
the building vacated by Mr.
Hansen.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Mrs. Q. A Anderson and son,
Amhurst came down from Arion,
Iowa for a Sunday visit with. her
mother, Mrs Susan Paige.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Mrs. Pete lessen, of Council
Bluffs, is visiting her sister, Mrs.
JsB. ]. Lohner a few days this
week. She has been in Des Moines
to see her new niece at the John R
Andersen home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06
Bix--I have a capital idea. 4
Dix--You can use my capital

Cant get that number?" IN
mot today" said the telephone
girl, not nnkindly. "The lady 81
the house is telephoning a chum
about her vacation" ay
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

| ALLSP|cE AND GINGER
OF funny sayings. errors queer
| ssyks Each day brings not few;
| get them from our neighbors
And We'll pass them on to YOU.
| Bore--Yes, don't know how it
is, but | feel thoroughly wound up
tonight.
rs Hostess--How very strange!EAnd
yet you don't seem to go.
The Difference
Advertisement: "Wanted-Man
to run car and wife" This re-
minds US, (Which do you find it
the harder to manage, your car or
your wife?" man was asked.
ooh, my car" he replied. You
see, | always know where the
knocking comes from with nv
wife"
Doctor--Im afraid will have to
operate for appendicitis.
Little Beauty-Oh, doctor, will
the scar show?
Doctor--Not unless you go into
the movies.
"There's one good thing about a
moving picture show?"
What's that?"
"You can take the wife to one in
the evening without her thinking
you ought to blow her off to swell
cafe dinner afterwards
Laura Gust married--It's per-
fectly wonderful that you should
marry poor little me. Why, 1 dom
feel fit to tie your shoes.
Hubby They're'al laced up and
securely tied. But, to show that I
appreciate you, my dear, you may
shine them for me-.
'sDo you remember when you
were first struck by my beauty?"
"Yes, dearest. 1t was at the
masked ball."
Reckless Driver Hear them CYL
inders knockin'?
Timid Passenger--It's not the
cylinders. It's my knees.
Hardware Merchant-Nbat kind
of stenographer have you got?
Motor Car Neutrality-suspicious.
bout, self starter, variable speed,
seldom tires, first class upholstering
She (tenderly)--When did you
first know you loved me?
He--When l began to get mad
when people said you were BRAIN
less and unattractive.
Wonderful boy baby"
'Yes. Isn't it too bad to think
that there are two people living
somewhere who will some day in
sist that he isn't good enough to
marry their daughter"
was in bad predicament yes
terday morning." said one husband
to another.
Glow was that?"
"Why | came home late, and
my wife heard me and said "John,
what time is it?" and / said "Only
IL, my dear, and just then that
cuckoo clock of ours sang out three
times"
What did you do?"
why, just had to stand there
and cuckoo nine times more"
"a rich mans daughter married
a poet.'
Did the old gentleman do any,
thing for the couple?
"He set the poet I'm in husiness',
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06
The Difference

Advertisement: "Wanted-Man
to run car and wife" This re-
minds US, (Which do you find it
the harder to manage, your car or
your wife," man was asked.
"Oh, my car" he replied. "You
see, | always know where the
knocking comes from with my
wife,"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Raymond Hansen, son of Mr..
and Mrs. Laurids Hansen, cele-
brated his fourteenth birthday an
niversary Friday by entertaining
the Boy Scouts, their leader and
family. Crimes were played and
a pleasant evening spent. Deli
cious refreshments were served.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

A. W. Harvey lost a valuable
horse last week.
Will Peppers had carload of
sheep shipped in last week, taking
them out to his farm.
Lawrence Larsen, of west of
town, took a bunch of sheep out
to his farm last week.
DR.. Jacobsen and family spent
the weekend in Des Moines.
Nate Turner, of Atlantic, was in
the city Friday visiting friends.
Hans Nelson was on the sick
list couple of days Inst week.
Miss Lou Knox has been a VIC
tim of the summer flu the past
week.
John Gray came over from
Casey Wednesday last on a bust
ness mission.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Carlson and
family autoed to Elkhorn Sunday
where they spent q few hours at
the Walter Potts home. - -
The Welberg Wolf family au-
toed to Audubon Sunday to visit
relatives.
MIR. and Mrs. Louis Eirkeberg
have moved into the residence
formerly occupied by the late
Grandma Rendleman, in Kickapoo
park, making the move last week.
The Chris Hansen and Charles
Foss families were visitors at the
James Channon and Nora Foss
homes Sunday.
Mrs. Laura Delahoyde was re-
ported quite ill the latter part of
last week with the summer flu.
Misses Miller and Paden to-
gether with number of other
teachers in this vicinity, attended
the Teachers Study Center in Au-
dubon Saturday.
Quite a number of our local
baseball fans attended the baseball
tournament in Atlantic Sunday.
ION account of the necessary tickets
not being sold, the promoter did
not rattle off the farm which he
intended t that day.
Herbert Watterson and Fred
Klever purchased the implement
store, belonging to Nose Knudsen.
last week, possession being given
Thursday. 9as
Raymond Hansen, son of Mr..
and Mrs. Laurids Hansen, cele-
DRAFTED his fourteenth birthday an
niversary Friday by entertaining
the Boy Scouts, their leader and
family. Crimes were played and
pleasant evening spent. Deli
cious refreshments were served.
| Miss Bertha Mlnerman returned
home Thursday from a several
days visit at the Phil Foley home
near Audubon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Crouch, of Allan
tic, spent a couple Of days with
their daughter, Mrs. G. c. Chris
Jensen, and family.
Notice to Shareholders
There will be a meeting at the
Legion Hall Wednesday, October
18th. at 80 p. NJ, for the purpose
of electinga new board of directors.
The old board can not agree on
the building of a new creamery and
therefore thought it best to resign.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Mrs. Laura Delahoyde was re-
ported quite ill the latter part of
last week with the summer flu.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Ebbe Hansen, Of
Harlan visited yesterday at the j
B. j. Lohner home.
Roy Luke was up from Atlantic
one day last week visiting rela-
tives.
MIR. Bishop. of Ames, was a
visitor the first of the week at the
home of his son, John Bishop, and
wife.
The Thursday Club ladies are
observing their annual Guest Day
today at the home of Mrs. John
Dimick.
Mrs. j. w. Alsup and daughters,
Florence and Francis, arrived Fri
day from California where they
spent the summer with relatives.
Mrs. W. E. Varney has been
quite i'll the past week, the effect
OF an liberated tooth together with
hay fever.
The Misses Genevieve and Mer-
edith Conley, of Atlantic, visited
a couple of days this week with
their cousin, Mrs. DR.. Lantz, and
family.
Mrs. Willis Young was brought
home from the Atlantic hospital
Saturday. She is recovering nicely
from the operation to which she
submitted a couple of weeks ago.
1t is reported that an intruder
was discovered Monday night pry-
ing the lock on the garage con-
tanning the cars owned by Miss
Weimann and DR.. Lantz.
Dick Simpkins has been suffer
ing with summer flu this week.
Miss Rose Sorensen is assisting
with the homework at the P. M.
Christensen home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joy, Of Anita, and
her sister, Mrs. Finley, of Craig,
Colorado, spent pleasant Sunday
at the j. E. Herrick home, south
of town.
Mrs. Lenice Herrick, who has
been visiting relatives at the Her
rick home, south of town. the past
several weeks, is now visiting an
uncle in Schaller, Iowa. If he1
present plans materialize, she will
spend the winter in Chicago.
Mrs. Williams, who has been as
sisting with the household duties
at the Mrs. Susan Paige home the
past month, returned to her home
in Audubon Wednesday. Mrs. Faust
Will remain with Mrs. Paige.
Mrs. Pete lessen, of Council
Bluffs, is visiting her sister, Mrs.
JsB. ]. Lohner a few days this
week. She has been in Des Moines
to see her new niece at the John R
Andersen home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eddie Baiers and
Jack Campbell and wife returned
Saturday evening from Wetonka,
South Dakota where they had
been to attend the funeral of their
nephew, Donald Baier, $ n of Mr..
and Mrs. Albert Baier.
Nels Hansen is moving his stock
Of drugs, by degrees, to his new To-
cation, the store building on the
north side of main street, formerly
used as harness shop by Jack
Alsup. The building has been re-
modelled and is in fine condition.
wv. T.. Varney will soon move ia
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-10-06

Doctor--I'm afraid 1 will have to
operate for appendicitis.
Little Beauty--Oh, doctor, will
the scar show?
Doctor--Not unless you go into
the movies.