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The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
You Will Have Just As Much
Money But There Will
Be Less of 1t.

Washington, Oct. 3.-The govern
ment will soon radically change the
form of its paper money which has
remained unaltered almost since the
foundation of the Republic. This
change will be in the direction of
bills of smaller measurements, par
ticularly the bills of smaller value.
Two reasons justify the change. The
first is that of economy. Paper which
is now used for government bank
notes is made by secret process
and is obtainable only at high cost.
At present four bills are made from
one sheet of this paper. Undsr the
proposed change five bills will be
made from a sheet of the same size.
Another reason for the change is to
reduce the danger of counterfeitins.
If the bills of smaller denominations
are made smaller in size while those
of large denominations are left the
same size as now, it will be impossi-
BILE for the counterfeitors to raise the
ST, s., S. and $40 bills to bills OF
larger denominations.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
REMARKABLE FARM BUREAU
ACHIEVEMENT SAVES STU
ALTON FOR VIRGINIA SHEEP
OWNERS IN A HARD PINCH.
BY RoBERT FULLER
SPECIAL CORRESPONDENCE

Chicago Early this summer the
situation Of the wool growers of Vir-
ginia was bad Their 1920 clip was
still unso,d The 1921 clip was still
on hand, prices still far below the
cost Of production.
The Virginia Farm Bureau FEEDER
alton has not only solved the prob
lem OF these wool producers but they
now get 50 10 40 pc. cent above the
market price for wool.
The credit is largely due to Mrs.
L. S. Copeuhayer, publicity director
of the Virginia Farm Bureaus. In
her old girlhood home at Marion, Va
are many heirloomS and among them
are three old eoverletS that were in
her mothers wedding chest, cover
lets of a design that were brought
from England, Holland and Sweden
two hundred years ago and which the
mountain women developed into
works of art. She proposed to re-
.vive these coyerletS and at the same
time consume, at a worth while price,
the Virginia sheep owners stagnated
wool.
A picturesque little mill run by a
small mountain stream and equipped
with power looms was found. Dur
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
CAUSE FOR MIRTH.

When the young mistress of the
house entered the kitchen she carried
herself with great dignity. She had,
incredible as it might seem, come
to call the cook to account.
Bridget" she said, q must insist
you have less company in the kitchen
evenings Last night was kept
awake by the uproarious laughter of
one of your women friends"
Yes, mum, know Bridget ad-
mitted cheerfully, but she couldnt
help herself. | was telling her how
you tried to make cake yesterday
morning"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
THE ANCESTRAL ALBUM

All the folks, reckon, that admlreS
the works of art,
Knows the one collection that is
nearest to their heart
Paintin's by the masterS,-Sech as
Rembrant or Millay
Fetch power O. money from the ma
bobS, so they say
But, in my humble Judgement, there's
nothin better shown
Than my old family album that our
Grandma used to own
It's in the simplest bindin'-with a
bit of hlagree,
That gives faint artistic hint of
what you're goin' to see
The clasp is easy opened, simple
latch of blue-and-gold,
Hintin stronger of the treasures that
its faded pages hold
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
MAKING ALLOWANCES.

A son had arrived in the home of
West Philadelphia couple and the
proud father rushed out to borrow a
pair of scales, but none were avail
able except some belonging to a rags
bones and bottles man. So he bor-
rowed these and was aghast when he
discovered the heir weighed only four
pounds.
But you mustn't worry" said the
junk man consolingly, squirting at
the dial. "Them's my buying scales.
Your boy weighs bout eight N half
-mebbe eight n three-quarters
pounds"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
WOOL GROWERS WIN BY TURNING
THEIR WOOL INTO FINISHED PRODUCT

ing the war the owner Of the mill had
manufactured $4,000 army blankets
for the army. His looms could make
the coverletS.
Arrangements were made with the
weaver and today Virginia Wool
growerS are receiping from 80 to As
cents a pound for their w00l-S0 to
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
UNTo THE END.

"How's this" asked the lawyer.
You've named six bankers in your
will to be pallbearers. OF course, its
all right, but wouldn't you rather
choose some friends with whom you
are on better terms?"
mo, Judge, that's all right. Those
fellows have carried me for so long
they might as well finish the job
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06

80 per cent above the market price.
The mill takes the wool at the rate of
1000 pounds a day and is Swamped
with orders for coverletS. City club
women are assisting in the sale of the
eoverletS, thus building up a closer
cooperation between the city and
country in the Old Dominion.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
REQUIESCAT IN PACE

A railroad crossing,
A motor car,
A brand new hearse
And there you are.
Southern MOtoniSt.
Two roads that cross,
Two cars that flew,
A new made grave
And there are you
Oregon Journal.
A right sharp turn,
No change in pace,
A corner cut,
Last resting place.
Corvallis Gazette Times.
Some bootleg mixed
win gasoline,
From earth to H,
A change of scene.
Oregon Voter.
The car ahead
He tried to pass;
And now he's dead
The speeding ass.
Weston Leader.
Came to hill,
Started to coast,
Brakes didn't work,
Gave up the ghost
-Stanfeld Standard.
The road was wet,
No chains on tires
He's headed now
For eternal fires.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
SHREWD TRADESMAN.

Father; who gave you that fine
cut on the side of your head, John?"
Son: Nobody give it to me, pop
Father Sharply: Nobody! Be
careful now"
Son: Nope, nobody give it to me.
| got it in exchange for two black
eyes and a bloody nose"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06

of the musicians. After several futile
attempts to get his fingers into his
vest pocket, the musician gave it up
and announced:
I've losht tn dang thing"
Come, come, calculated the con-
ductor encouragingly You couldn't
lose a thing like a railroad ticket"
"Oh, | couldn't. hey?' retorted the
other with indignation. "Y' don know
me. | juSht losht the bass drum,
thasS what | did
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
EARLY FALL LlMERICKS

There was an old Turk in Thermop-
ylae
Who of wives longed to have a mon-
opylae.
Said he; "I'll just scare EN-
Right into my harem
If the silly things won't be won prop
ylae.'
A clergyman told from his text
How Samson was barbered and vext
He told it 50 true
That a man in a pew
Got ratified and shouted out Next!
A maiden at college named Breeze
Weighted down by B. AS and M
Deeze,
Collapsed from the strain.
Said her doctor: 'Tis plain
You're killing yourself by degreeze.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
OUASHEDI

Blackstone; What made the jury
disagree in that prohibition case?"
Webster: There wasn't enough
evidence to go around, 50 all except
the first four jurors voted for a reas-
enable doubt"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
SMILE AWHILE
UNLIMITED ABILITY

The town band had been royalty
entertained in a neighboring village
where a concert had been given. On
the train home the conductor had
some trouble getting the ticket Of one
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
TIE GREAT UNEMPLOYED. |

Il tell you, my boy" earnestly re-
marked the benign old professor, at
doesn't pay to be crooked
Il realized that said bright stu.
dent replied. Look at all the cork.
screws out of job"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
HIS FIRST CASE.

Rookie Sentry: Halt, who's
there?"
Voice: Private Stock, Company
c."
Rookie Sentry: "A Advance, Private
Stock, and be sampled
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06

The doctor ordered her to the sea-
shore, Now they're having a consul
tation."
"Of doctors?'
"Of dressmakers." - Louisvillc
Courier Journal.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
EQUALLY TRUE

The rapidly increasing divorce
rate remarked the wit, indicates
that America is indeed becoming the
land Of the free"
Yes, - replied his prosaic friend,
but the continued marriage rate
that it is still the home of the brave"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
SPoILlNG ALL THE FUN.

SPolLlNG ALL THE FUN.
Il wouln't marry him if he were
the last man on earth
"Of course you Wouldn't Nobody
would marry the last man on earth
Why, that wouldn't leave anybody to
flirt with.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
JUST LIKE THAT.

When a woman is in love she acts
like a fool"
Maybe, but when a man is in love
it isn't altogether acting"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06

ANOTHER MOTIVE IMPUGNED.
Mrs. WarbuckS: "Now that you're
real gentleman you ought to 90 in
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06
~ Poem By
Ns5},Z1!l o:l.3. John

There's faces there, that brings a
mist before a feller's eyes,
When we visit in the album, that our
Grandma used to prize
| love to search it frequent, and |
reckon always will
To find true art eXemplifed, which
more than fills the bill;
| reckon you have got one, l would
MT be surprised
For, this here art collection can't be
monopolized
From patriarch to baby-that can
barely set alone
They're all here, in the album, that
our Grandma used to own.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-06

for polo and aviation, William
WarbuckS: Somebody been tell,
ing you that you'd look charming in
black?"
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03
BURGLARS BUSY
AT LIGHT WORK
Four Breaks Recorded With
Total Losses Set
At S360.50.

Gaining entrance to the apart
ment of Mrs. Raymond ]. Cunning
ham, 2205 Champlain street north
west. through a rear window a
thief made away with several ar
ticles of wearing apparel valued at
$3.50. The apartment was entered
sometime between p. m. and mid
night Saturday night.
Police believe the thief is the
same who entered three other apart
ments in the Mount Pleasant section
Saturday night and stole jewelry
and wearing apparel valued at
$1,000.
The Interstate Lunch, 724 Eigh-
teenth street northwest, was enter
ed last night an $50 stolen from the
cash register.
Charles Painter, 1928 Vermont
avenue northwest, reported the
theft of jewelry valued at $140
from his home yesterday.
George T. SChwenger, 1920 Twen-
ty-second street, discovered a young
negro in his apartment last night.
The thief made his escape through
a rear window. Investigation re-
vealed that so cents had been stolen
from a handbag in the apartment.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03
T | SEE BY i
lHE HERALDI
What When Where

Annual election Of officers of the
Kenilworth Citizens Association in
Kenilworth School tonight
Miss Janet Richards begins Part
II Of her lecture course on public
questions this morning at the
Knickerbocker theater.
Amusements.
National-Raymond Hitchcock in
"Hitchy-Koo, 1920"
PolPs-'Love Birds with Pat
Rooney and Marion Bent
Keith's-Vaudev vile.
Belasco-''Pitter Patter."
Garrick-"The Last of the Mo-
hicans."
Strand-vaudevill and pictures.
Cosmos-Vaudeville and pictures.
Gayety-Rose Syden's London
Bellies.
MetropoIitan-"Din with Wes-
ley Barry.
Rialto-"Once to Every Woman"
with Dorothy Phillips
PaIace-DougIas Fairbanks In
The Mark of Zarro."
Garden-Harry Carey in Hearts
Up"
-"Earthbound."
Knickerbocker-'D
CrandalTs-Norma Talmadge in
The Probation Wife.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03
District JelDs Delegates
To United Church Meet

The Adath Israel Synagogue. OF
this city, will be represented at the
convention OF the United Synagogue
Of America and its Yomen 5 League,
in New York City, January 16, by the
following delegates: Mr.. and Mrs.
Simon Oppenheimer, Mr.. and Mrs.
Nathan Musher, Louis Rosenberg.
Herman Schrot, Max S. Rosenthal,
Marcus Norman and Rabbi Nathan
H. Colish.
The present Jewish situation will
be considered by delegates from all
parts of this country and Canada,
representing the Orthodox and Con-
servative elements OF American
Judaism, at this convention.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03
Rupture Kills
1000 Annually

Seven thousand persons each year are laid
swsy-the burial certificate being marked
Rupture" why1 Because the unfortunate
ones had neglected themselves or had been
merely taking care OF the sign CswelIinF) Of
the sffliCtion and paying no attention to the
cause. What are you doingl Are you neg
lecting yourself by wearing a truss, appn
ance, or whatever name you choose to call
III At best. the truss is only a makeshift-
a false prop against a colIapsing wall-and
cannot be expected to act as more than q
mere mechanical support. The binding pres
sure retArds blood circulation. thus robbinE
the weakened muscles of that which they
need most-nourishment
But science has found a way and every
truss surerer in the land is invited to make
a FREE test right in the privacy Of their
own home. The PLAPAO method is unques.
tionably the most scientific. logical and sue
cessful selftreatment for rupture the world
has ever known.
The PLAPA0 PAD when adhering closely
to the body cannot possibly slip or shift out
OF place, therefore, cannot chafe or PINCH
Soft as velVet-eSsy to apply-ineIpensiye
To be used whilst you work and whilst you
sleep. No straps, buckles or springs at
tached.
Learn how to close the hernial opening as
nature intended so the rupture CAN'T come
down. Send your name today to PLAPA0
CO., Block PAS, st. Louis. Mo-. for FREE
trial PlspIG and the information necessary.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03
PROTESTS ON IRISH
BISHOPS ADOPTED
Sympathizers Here Censure
Statements Issued Against
Republic.

Protests of the action of the
Bishop Of Cork, and the reported
action of the Archbishop of Tuam,
in censuring the supporters of the
Irish Republican movement in Ire
land, were registered in a resolu-
.tion adopted by the Padraic H.
Pearse Council of the American AS
sociation for the Recognition of the
Irish Republic, at a meeting in
Gonzaga Hall last night.
The resolution urged that the
Irish Republicans use every means
within human knowledge, skill and
ingenuity. to drive every Irish foe
from Irish soil"
A motion to retain the present
officers of the organization until
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03
HUN WAR LORD
DIES AT HOME
NEAR BERLIN

CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE.
day of his political power he could
never rouse himself to real and
forceful opposition against the men
who were plotting a world blood
bath for Germany's glory and ag-
grandiZement, so he preferred to
live and die a Kaiser-true Prussian.
Won -Hollweg has not
been heard of since the armistice.
He had retired from the scene more
than a year before, victim of Won
TirpitZ's intrigues. In exterior he
was enormously tall and gaunt and
was flattered when told that now
and then he cut a Lincolnesque fig
ure.
BERLIN. Jan. 2. - Bethmann-
Hollweg was one of the outstand-
ing figures during the war. The
German Emperor was interested in
him for some time previous to the
war. The Kaiser and Won Beth
mann -Hollweg had attended the
University of Bonn, and a very
strong friendship had sprung up
between them.
In 1914, when war seemed inev-
table. Won Bethmann Hollweg's
name could be read in almost every
dispatch to reach this country. With
Austria sending it's ultimatum 10
Serbia, the diplomats of Europe
were striving for supremacy, and
the former chancellor proved him
self capable of being able to cope
with the situation.
On July %, 1914, the chancellor.
after a conference with the Kaiser,
had an interview with Sir E. Co.
shen, the English Ambassador to
Germany. Were the British to have
complied with the German request,
the war might have had another
ending. England was asked to
stand aside while France was con-
quered, but with the understanding
that Germany aimed at no terri
tOrial acquisition at the expense of
France"
When England took the side OF
veg took control of the Diet and
held the whip hand over it for three
years. All went well until the fall
of the Russian Car. Then Ger
many's fate was sealed.
The emperor honored Won Beth
mann -Hollweg with the office of
imperial German chancellor on July
IA, 1909. During his office there
were two notable incidents that re-
suited in censure of the imperial
and military executives by the
Reichstag. The first was the Agadir
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03

after the national convention at
Chicago, during the first week of
April was unanimously adopted.
The regular annual election was
scheduled last night.
sympathy was extended to the
family of the late Rev. DR.. Levi NJ.
Powers, pastor of the UniversaIist
Church OF. Our Father, through a
resolution unanimously adopted.
Conditions in Ireland were briefly
outlined by Walter II. Holloway, a
member of the All-American Bureau
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03

crisis in 1911. and the other the
Zabern incident. But the world war
elevated DR.. Bethmann-H -Hollweg to
immortal fame.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03
of Speakers for the Irish Republic. I

OF Speakers for the Irish Republic.
A letter from Rev. DR.. }. A. H
irwin. a Presbyterian minister in
Belfast, describing the sufferings of
the Isrfh Republicans was read.
Rev. Irwin spoke OF Irish oppression
in Washington several months ago.
Resolutions " sympathy TO the
family of the late Rev. DR.. Powers
also were adopted at a meeting o.
the Padraic H. Pearse Branch Of the
Friends Of Irish Freedom in Typo
graphical Temple.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03
Friday, May Is,
Only Jinx Day
In New Year

Have you studied your 1921
calendHrf IL you haven't, the
following tnbuIation may be in
formatfvei
Easter Sunday falls on March
~, the earliest date since 1913.
All the acknowledgement
Anniversaries are embraced I'm
the nrst half of the week.
washington's birthday is on
Tuesday, Memorial Day on Mon
day, Independence Day on Mon
day, and Christmas Day on sun
day.
The only "hnrd Iuck7 day in
the year is Friday, May IL.
The sum of the digits I'm the
new year ia Is. The figures are
indivisibIe by any number from
one to ten.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03
Quits Force When Wife
Clues Death Wdrninq

CHICAGO, Jan. "A wOman's in
tuition caused the loss to the Chi
CagO police department Of its most
successful gO-get-'em criminal hun
ter.
Theodore Breternitz, who in his
81 years Of service in the police de-
partment has made a record in po-
lice annals for capturing gunmen
and bandits, was called to the phone
today and his wife told him she
had a hunCh he would be killed
soon by a bandit If he stayed on the
force"
The veteran policeman lost no
time in handing in his resignation
to Chief FitZmorrfs.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03
Perry Lineup Strengthened.

The Perry Athletic Clubs lineup
has been strengthened considerably
by the addition Of Bob May and
Mick" LOTUS. former Stonewall
Stars, and Cafe OF the Eewtons. The
Perrys will play the Peck Juniors
Thursday in the fret Of a three
game series in the Peck gym.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03

Columbia University in New York
City with an enrolment for 1920
Of $3.50 students, has the largest
summer school in the country. The
University of Chicago is second with
5,406 students.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-03

Nine Of the Presidents Of the
United States were not college grad
yates.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-05-09
ROSENBAUM STORE
LOSS ABOUT $4,000
Exciting King Street Blaze. Fam
lily Being Rescued by
Firemen.

\ stuhhornly fought blaze early yes
terday morning at 22s King atreet
caused "A damage estimated at $4,000
to the stock Of household goods and
novelties of Max Rosenhaum. and $500
each to tho adjoining buildings. 226
and 2s0 King street occupied by l.
l3iseman and y. Fenberg
The Rosenba um family were asleep
on the third floor when the frc broke
out. and were rescued by the firemen
Of Fame Company through the front
windows by means of ladders These
included Mrs. Sadie Roeenbaum. her
nine year-oid daughter and two sons.
Jacob and Daniiage.
No cause for the FIRE has been as
signed The Rosenbaum family was
cared for at the home of neighbor.
Mrs. Shimmei.
A nre at Brack Ex. late Saturday
afternoon. damaged tho home Of III.
w. Kurtz 10 the extent a several
hundred dollars.
There were two false alarms turned
in between and 10 o'clock saturday
night: from boxI2s. at Christiana
avenue and Heald street. and from
Second and Lombard
Altogether. the fire department had a
busy weekend
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-05-09
ATTEND FRIENDS MEETING.
Frederick ]. Libbey and Elizabeth
Newlin Of Wilmington Make
Addresses at Philadelphia.

Among the speakers at the Philadel-
phia, yearly meeting OF the Society OF
Friends, which was in session Saturday
and yesterday. were Frederick j. bibbcy
and Elizabeth Newlin of Wilmington.
other speakers were DIR. Elbert Russell.
OF Swarthmore. .. Edward Janney of
Baltimore. Wilbur Thomas. chairman
of the American Friends Service Com
mittee. Albert Higgins of West Chester.
Joel Borton. Carolyn Worth. DR.. Jesse
Holmes of Swarthmore College.
Childran's meetings were feature
OF the gathering Saturday and yester-
day Young peoples activities began
Saturday afternoon with business
meeting of the young Friends move
ment, followed by am address on Life
the Greatest Game in the World. Ac-
cording to Christ" by Joseph IL. Platt.
recently returncd from several years of
Y. NJ. c. A. work I'm Manchuria.
Business sessions VIII he held during
this week every day. beginning at 10
and ending at $50. These will be pre-
ceded by meetings for Worship at ef5.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-05-09
WRITES ON THE JEWS.
Magistrate Barnet Glnckman Has an
Article I'm "The Dawn"

The Passover number Of tho Y. N
VI. A. publication. The Dawn" has an
article by Magistrate Barnet Gluck-
man. entitled Our Duty TO This Coun-
try" in which he sets out the great
advantages tho Hebrew race enjoy in
America. and emphasizes the necessity
of every member Of the race uphoiding
the laws and institutions of the coun-
try.
Referring TO the treatment the Jews
have received in some other countries.
MIR. Gluckman observes that while some
Jews have been connected with move
ments antagonistic TO American insti-
tutiona "a large majority OF those are
non-Jews" Mr.. GIuckman poinst out
that the Jewish people as "A whole have
always followed the laws of this Coun-
try He also calls attention 10 the fact
that probably Americans as n rule do
not regard the Jews as opposed TO
American institutions.