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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-11-27
NAVY LIMITATION TO
RESUME MAIN PLACE
CONTINUED FROM PACE oNEJ

are a collateral imporiance only and
Gao b. Suited easily onee there BE- agree
msnt 0n capital ships
agree In Principle
Another ~ China's problems ffarhed
the point ~ virtual agreement in pfin.
clplo during the day ~ r. SECESSION N ne
committee n tho wholc des0ted % a o.
clsion ~ maintenance ~ farolFn poH
offices and postal aynems ga Chinese
a0li The delofateF 90 agreed there
should ia a withdraw ~ The fnragn
postal machinery az soon as conditions
warrant and sut committee headed
ly SENATOR Lodge ~ ihc American 81
eRafI0n drew up f0r later formal adnlr
I0n a declaration ~ principle under
which each ~ tho powers would inv'f
ugftr Conditions o. fsef and 9Th
ifew when u c0naldefed b practical io
40 ~.
The report b. 90 b. presented 90 The
FUN committee Mouday and az no SINE
time another subcommittee viii present
for approval resolution declaring also
for "a gradual abolition n the extra 90
rli1ral rights in China az soon as
Chlnaa judicial machinery viii warrant
the change. II IL cgpecied that the dis
l1'ch n nn international commission N
iuristH 90 china 20 study ~" dumiion
Rll b. recommended IN the sub commit
Zoo rcpnt and agreed % by fhe confe
enre
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-11-27

Safety should be the watchword in making invest
mcnts An investor owes it To himself to every
caution possible in selecting his investments there
fore we have no apologies to offer in extending an
invitation To the citizens OF the Panhandle and
Plains section Of this State to avail themselves oi
this investment opportunity. Statistics prove that
no organization, financial industrial, irrespective
OF the location or section OF the United States in
which they operate, can show a lower percentage OF
losses in proportion to the volume OF business trans
acted as do the Bond and Mortgage Companies. Re
member that approved bonds and real estate mort
cages are 10 be our security.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-06-26

Greater care, more originality of
design, and more artistic applica-
ton of color, were shown in the
Journals contest for coloring the
Jiggs funny sheet during the past
week than for some time. The
prize winning color sheet was al
most professional in appearance.
1t is on display In Matson's win
dow.
Thirty-four children entered the
contest for the six prizes which
are offered each week. Prize win
ners should call at the Journal Of
flee for their rewards. No prize
winner may compete again for
four weeks after he has won
prize.
The funny sheets should be cut
from the paper, the figures and
backgrounds should be colored and
the finished sheet brought to the
Journal office with the name of
the child who did the coloring.
Any child up to is years Of age
may compete. Local contestants
must have their colored sheets at
the Journal office by Wednesday,
and out-of-town ones by Friday
night.
The following children competed
in the Journal contest last week:
Marguerite Y. Green, 312 South
Third.
Marguerite Wilson, 1101 South
Edith.
Inavone Smith, 315 South Broad
way.
Emily Moore, S15 South Edith.
Virginia Wilcox. sos South Wal
ter.
Frances Haddock, Alb East Lead.
Virginia Greenshaw, SIT South
Edith.
Imogene French. S29 North
Fifth,
Hattie Monklewicz. sawmill
road.
James Fahey. 1907 North First.
Lorene Putsch, Barton, N. M.
Gertrude Brewer, 1920 South
High.
Manuelita Romero. 6osh West
Copper.
Ellis Robertson. Estancia. N. NJ.
Modene Wright, SIT South
Edith.
LOIS Clayton, BUD WEST Golu'
Florence B. Biffin, 100 Vassar
avenue.
Eddie L. Crosse, Jr. 1401 North
Fifth.
Mary Domenicali. 214 North
Arno.
EstelIe Orme, S05 West Harri-
son.
Margaret Ellen Nolan, SIS West
Roma
Ida Puccinini, lot South First.
Julia Buchanan, 1922 South
Elm.
Lula Pullman, 1913 East Iron.
Frances Kelly, 901 West Fruit.
Allen Stamm, S23 North Thir-
teenth.
Rebecca Fee, 212 West Lead.
Teresa Feigerle, 61s West silver.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-06-26
STATE COLLEGE


Las Cruces.
Mr., and Mrs. Charles Edward
Strickland of this place left Thurs
day afternoon for a summer trip
into Colorado in their car. They
will go by way OF Socorro, Santa
Fe and Taos, over the Ration pass
and on to Denver by way of Trini-
dad and Pueblo. They will return
here in the fall.
Although the season this year
has been very late the bees are
working well and the honey crop
Is we'll under way. J. w. Powell
is shipping honey daily to various
places and the Mesquite honey
crop is going fast and the alfalfa
crop Just started. With the out
look now the bee growers predict
a good crop of honey for the sea-
son.
The Mesilla Park Troop No. / Of
the Boy Scouts of America gave a
lawn party at the home of Scout
Norman 8. Hookland on Tuesday
evening. Games were played and
refreshments of Ice cream and
cookies served by the scouts in
the latter part Of the evening.
After the refreshments and a few
other games, the party went on a
big hay ride through Mesilla, Las
Cruces and Mesilla Park, and off
to State college, scattering the
guests off at their homes.
A meeting of the Mesilla Park
Troop No. of the Boy Scouts of
America was held in Science hall
on the college grounds on Friday
evening, and plans made for the
boys going to the summer camp at
Dripping Springs, In the Organ
range of the Rocky mountains.
from June 20 to July 10. No
meeting In the near future has
been planned as yet.
At the close Of the morning,
Wednesday, there had been en-
rolled at the Daily Vacation Bible
school at the Mesilla Park Presby-
terrain church 20 in all the depart
ments, who will enjoy the dry
summer hours there this summer
The people Of the Mesilla val
ley enjoyed a great musical treat
at the Armory Wednesday evening
when Paul Stoes, New Mexicos
talented young violinist, accom-
panied by Miss Barbara Worcester
of Ell Paso. and Mrs. George Fren-
ger of Las Cruces. In a musical
recital for the benefit of local re-
lief. Miss Worcester was former
student at the New Mexico College
OF Agriculture and Mechanic Arts.
Reginald c. Watson OF Mesilla
Park went to Ell Paso last week
for an operation on a wound that
he received over two years ago
and which had formed into run
ming sore. It IL reported today
that he is doing we'll
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-06-26
COLORED FUNNY
PAPERS IMPROVE
OVER LAST WEEK
Journal Contest Inspires
Art Work in Thirty-fou
Children; Mildred Koehrer
Is Best.
THE WINNERS.

Flrst--Mildred Koehrer, IL.
612 North Fourth street,
Fourth ward.
Second-Martha Louise Hor-
ton, 10, 500 Forester.
Third-Edward Duffy. 10, S25
North Eighth street, Fourth
ward.
Third Helen Shartzer, IL,
1910 Forester. Fourth ward.
Third-Henrietta Mize, s, 316
South Walter Second ward
Third-Narcissa Gentry, IA,
102 Armijo. Fourth ward.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
New York Legislature
To Make Third attempt
To RemOUe Socialists
~ A-eTCi1tod Press.

Ey Associated Press.
ALBANY. y. Y, Jan. 5.-For the
.hird time within a year. the state
assembly Wednesday was asked "a
.xueI the entire socialist represen
ration, which this year includes
three members Four resolutions
demanding that the seats of
Charles Solomon and Henry Jag
ger. members from Kings. and sam
roI orr. OF the Bronx, be declare
s.. cant. were offered by Republican
members
Unlike the first custer proceed
irgs year ago, however. action ON
The solutions was deferred and
the socialists permitted TO retain
their seats temporarily a. least. by
unanimous vote the assembly re-
rerrcd the resOlL ions 20 the Ju-
dietary committee 20 be appointed
urNt week by the new speaker of
-he assembly. II. Edmund Maciold
~ Jefferson.
There was no debate on he res
r7utiors and they were sent 20 the
committee hy unanimous vote.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
HIGH ADDS SEATS
FOR BASKET GAMES
Cransden Plans to Bring An.
dersOn Five to Fill Mish-
awake Date.

In order to accommodate the
large crowds that are attending the
local high schools basketball en-
counters. the board OF control has
plans under way to provide bleach
ers for the north and south sides
OF the ~" gym. The extension was
necessary owing TO a large number
OF rooters having no seats The
prop osed bleaChers will seat nearly
500 more fans.
Owing 20 the breaking OF rela-
tons with Mishawaka high school.
Coach Gransden expects 10 ill the
date with some strong southern
team. Anderson IS the big aim Of
the local mentor. the Anderson FIVE
being touted as the big FIVE in the
southern basketball circles Leb-
anon and Rochester, two Other
strong FIVE. viii be approached.
With one Of these teams present
the new blcachers will come in
handy, as banner crowd will un-
doubtedly appear
Two Stars OUt.
With Haas and Capt. \yikos still
absent from practice owing 20 in
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
Girl Employees Of Dry
Commissioners office
Named IN Conspiracy
- A.snr-l.-I -

new YORK Tan. william T..
Mccoy Of washington. I'd. g.. was
held I'm 5000 baU Wednesday.
charged with consuiring with two
former women employees of tac ir-
terual revenue Cfice 10 I-ftaud tha
government ny obtaining LIQUOR per-
NETS through bribery from the fed
craI prohibition commissioners of
flee
The women named I'm the com
plaint are Miss Catherine Foodr
and Mrs EoIb,ere Castillo Miss
Foodv viii Doe ararigned Thursday.
bur the authorities announced Mrs.
Castillo could not be found
The complaint charges that Nc
COY and the two women defrauded
the Government hy means OF hrihes
offered and given 10 Irene ~ Rich
ardson and other persons cmnloveG
i'm the office of the federal prohihi-
ton commissioner The Mccoy
case viii be heard next "Wednesday
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
IRISH WIN FROM
OHIO FIVE WITH
RALLY, RI TO 20
Notre Dame Shows Improved
Form To Meet Firestone
Five Tonight

Special Oh NcVs- Times:
ALLAN E. OHIO. Jan. 5-%otre
Dame scored its first victory OF ths
season "Wednesday hy deteauu-
Iouu Union college 20 20 % n "a
thrilling contest
The Gold and Blue showed signs
of rounding into form lu spite o-
the handicap ot "a box I4ke playing
court. A vast Improvement Iu bas-
kct shooting marked the work ol
Notre Dame Mount Union led a-
the end OF the first half by One
point But was out fought and out
played in tine second period. kuey
and Anderson held Mcbride. ALE
Ohio center last year. without bas-
Kct.
Gervey replaced kuey when th
latter was ruled our OF the game on
pv tau at forward for N0tT- Dame
vhlI, Captain hire I1 his first CON
test as center displayed flashes OF
his old time shooting skill. \otrc
Dame will meet the heavy fireston,
flye at Akron Thursday night
Line Up:
Notrc Dame Position Mt Union
Logan .....-. ...... ESQ.,. .... Evans
Right Forward
Kane .--..-..- ..-...- wagner
Left Forward
Mehre --.-...--... --....-. Mcbride
Center
Anderson ............ ....... Meyers
Right Guard
Kllcy ........-..--.. ....... Sprauuie
Left Guard
Sub~titutfous. Notre pame-Ciravt
for KaBe. Garvey for Kiley. Field
"a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
TAD'S TID-BITS
CANADA GALS CHEERFUL CHIRPs.


because a dead
a inns
o
cal
OF
wells would fl
Is an so are
medicine
back they didn't do refund
10
Because if
of hour
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06

one OF the most conspicuous i'm the
han and the desk was literally COW
cred with flowers
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
Dame Wins First Victory OF Season From Mount Union AT Alliance

juries. the Orange and Blue stock
looked poor for the coming Goshen
fracas Friday evening. The local
mentor drilled the men for a full
hour on Gribbling and passing.
which was followed by short
sCrimmaEe.
Capt \yikos sustained his bad
hip in "A workout about a week ago.
but played the Alumni game New
Years day Since that time II has
bothered him "a great deal, hut a
few days layOf viii likely find him
back IN his old form again.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
Freshmen and Juniors
Vim IntercLdSS Games

Two fast and exciting interClass
basketball games took place yester-
day afternoon at the High school
gym. the yearliLgs winning from the
seniors BY a H. 20 II score. and the
juniors defeating the sophS in an
overtime contest by IA TO l. score.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
MISHAWAKA LOSES
HARD FOUGHT GAME
Nile, Wins by Single Point
After Mishawakans' Rally
Falls Short.

AIrhpueu fighting Eamely TO the
end the N.shawaka high school bias
ErtUtl figs Was not able 20 overtakc
the hEe point lead piled up by the
Eiics nigh school quintet during the
first half and lost in the game
played IN the local i. VI. q. A. gym
rasium last night by a score OF Il
to 13. Ju the last half Mishab TAXA
made desperate effort and scored
their final goal goal just before the
close Of the half
Niles took the lead early in the
first Of the game and held in con-
sisteutIy throughout Al the end
OF the first half the Michigan boys
were leading by q score OF Z 20 Q.
Their inability 10 stand the pace over
the large floor was perhaps respOn-
s.1le for their weakening in the lat
ter part of the fraSas.
Misses Costly.
SChrumpf and II. Lee were the
leading scorers for the visiting aE-
greration while Hunt and Graves did
best for the southside team Mish-
aWaka's inability TO score Oh free
throws undoubtedly lost hei tho
game since out OF II chances only
points were added. Niles added
two points in three throws at the
net from the foul line.
The summary.
Niles 90 Mishawaka G3'
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06


& a
he hdvis of
Nelson by the ex-champ hi myself
he he
HOW MY BOOKS GOING?"
The
haven't any idea UNLESS sHOPIIFTERS"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
Missouri Legislature
Holds Initial Session

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. Jan 9
The Missouri legislature convened
Wednesday with republican MAORI
ties in both houses for the first time
since the Civil war.
w VI. Moore. from he sixth est
LOUIS legislative district. he first
negro ever TO be seated in the Mis-
souri, legislature. took the oath o..
office with other mem bers. The
sixth is I'm the fashionable west
end" Of ST. Louis.
The seat occupied by Moore IS
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
DENTAL COLILEGE WIS

By AssoctatEf Press
INDIANAPOLIS Ind. Jan. o.
The Indiana Dental college hsHke
tRli team defeated the Central Nor-
NAL five here tonight by the r-ar.
o. 81 90 II.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

warning, Unless YOU see the
maze "Baycr' on package or ON
tablets YOU are not getting genuine
Aspirin prescribed by physicians for
tweuty-0ue years and proved safe
bv millions Take aspirin only as
told I'm The Baycr package for Colds.
Headache. Neuralgia Rheumatism.
Earache. Toothachc. Lumbaso and
for Pain. Handy tin boxes of twelve
Baver Tablets ~ Aspirin cost few
cents. Druggists also sell larger
packages Aspirin is the trade mark
of Eeyer Manufacture Of Noroac-
etfcal dCstcr Of SluCyicated Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06
St. Louis BrOiUnS viii
Train at BOgdluSa. La

BY Associated Press
ST. LOUIS. Mo. Jan. 5,-The ST.
Louis Americans will train at Bog
a3u~l. Ia. this year The announce
ment was made En- % telegram re-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06

Yesterdays encounters displayed q
far better brand OF bail by an tho
class dvcs. and by the form display
cd hot time is predicted before any
championship IS awarded.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06

ccived tonight from Business lIrn-
ager Quinn, who has been lu "a
south for several days looking fCr
prospective camps
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-06

d.. Lee. . Schrumpf. 4. Foul goals
20. Lee. . out of 3. Weiss. 0 out
of s. Hunt. out OF .; Graves, 9
out OF 4.
substitution Forward Cor Forrest
Rcfcrcc-NTcGcath FIkhart.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
DIPPY DIALOGUES.

''How's this, dotf Ev'ry time l
buy q sunday, or 60 to a movie,
see A sign sticlin up sayin', War
Tax Extryr Wars over, amt it'"
oo,isss' rsst'; T,|I's ,|RIE'opgy'snndy Of the War
wv War S.,,Consg, College, Dot' What's the
''Them's the Generals Staff, TIL.
lie,-Secretarys Of War and Navy
Officers,-Pershing and them fel-
lers high up who b'lievc In military
trainin' f'rall,-makin' evr'y boy q
soldier. B1ieve me, they don't
blicve In no dfs-armlngment! 'T's'a
good thing, tool"
,r' Why, . Dot .n You b'lieve in dis
Yes, 1 donor, Not while
them formers keep buildin' battle
ships and boom-planes,- Japs
and Scsndahoovians and Britt"
Why, Dotl You don't call
British formers, do your" I'm
shockcdv'
"You needn't be. call any body
not born and raised here, or else
who don't like our ways enough to
learn the 'Merican langwidCe and
get naturaliyed,-I call them all
formers! And, furthersomore,
don't believe In scrappin' our gobs
and dough-boys while they're get
tin ready to sail I'm and lick us!
Course, II they sll stop bein' crazy
TO kill each other mt once, and we
don't have to give up 20 many ex.
try pennies for movies, I'd be for
that, Tillie. I'd be for that strouri
But Just you remember this, TilIIe.
THE HUNS AMT ALL DEAF
YETI JOE CONKLIN.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
WHO REMEMBERS

The two-room, one story brick
school that stood on n slight hill on
the site now occupied by Typo
graphical Temple, on @ street, be-
tween Fourth and Fifth streets
northwest. In this school German
and English were taught by Charles
Rauterberg and his son. Louis, both
practicing physicians.
attended the English class,
using only one book, n John Corn
ley" speller, which at that time was
the multum In parvo for the schVol
boy.
The spellcr was generally used in
Washington schools during the civil
war and contained considerable
poetry. l recall the familiar lines
OF How doth the little busy Zee i'm.
prove each shining hour" and like
wise one entitled, THE Young
lambs"
"see the young lambs, how brisk and
Over the sr-.. they skip ana p,ay,
Ihcy lsek 80 pure and free FROM harm,
rh~" sp"rs and play cur eyes DO charm"
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
HOW DID OUR RIGHT HAND
RIGHT -OF.WAY ORIGINATEf

Everybody gets annoyed at the
human June-buQs that blunder
along on the left side of the .Dalk.
Turning to the right IL a good
American custom; let's fight for
But can anybody tell where IL
originated?
I's a safe guess thot the uni
versal European left hand turn
started from the ancient tourna-
'nents, 'ohen the knights passed on
the left so they could stick their
long, jabbed things into their op-
ponents' qizzards.
Oar right hand turn has caused
the automobile makers to change
the drivers seat to the left, 90 he
con see how close he is shaving the
other mans mud guards.
Then when our care 90 TO Eu-
rope they are found dpktpurd BE-
cause Of the ieft-hand turn. No
iue born flowers oper there are
still right handed, I'm told.
Whcre'd our custom come fromf
J. Il. S.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
ARE THERE ANY SUCHs

Say, Bill, whoinell started this
idea of a contest for beautiful
men," anyhow? Whoever did it
needs his brain overhauled. the
carbon cleaned out of his cylinders,
his valves ground, and a change
of air in his tires. Beautiful men
indeed-bah! Who ever heard of a
beautiful man? Frequently we see
clean cut, open faced, well formed
man, but never a beautiful one.
Three cheers for JACK HAST
lNGS and his cartoons which
helped make the idea grand
fiasco and burlesque. A beautiful
man! l hope I never live to see
one Of the creatures. I suppose
he would use rouge, powder, per-
fume and wear roll-tops.
BOB BURNETT
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
LOVE is LIES PURPOSE.

For love, after all. IL the purpose of life
The purpose Of struggle and turmoil ans
strife,
II somebody loves you. why worry sns
sirhf
For love we are living, and love canne
diei
Yesterday IL yesterday while today is here
Today II today, till tomorrow appear,
Tomorrow is tomorrow, until today 10 past
And kisses are kisses ss long ss they last
II Isn't the Things you do, dear,
It's the things you leave undone,
which gives you a bit Of q heart-ache
At the setting Of the sun,
The tender word forgotten,
The letter you did not write,
The love you might have sent, dear,
Are your haunting ghosts Mt night.
when you and fall out at times
And have q passing spst.
You say, I'm Off Of you for life,"
Says I, well, I like thsti
But when I crave forgiveness,
And with loving pat,
I kiss you on the lips, and cheeks,
You say, well, I Ike thst"i
GEBTRUDr.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
A NCH O r A G. E =.

When my homing voyage Is done
And the light Of life fees from my
face,
Under the arch of the setting sun
Make for me a safe resting place.
Where there's no sound but the sea's
low song
And q surf that leeyes--as I--no trace,
Ere the stars appear where they belong
There lay me down and ask this grace
Lord, now receive o fearless one
Who died as he lived--Quite unafraid
To meet the end he could not shun,
And had no wish but 70 pc laid
Under the earth of the setting sun.
paid"
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
THE MOVIN PPTURE SHOW.

When the sunset Is a-fadin',
An my daily tasks are thru,
An the Whip-poor-will In s-callin'
With its strange and weird
Whoo-oo,"
Then I'm hitchin' mp OIL Dobbin
To the blackboard fer to 70
To while away an hour
At the movin' pi'ture show.
Tho your cares seem like q burden
That you can not carry more,
An your heart IL worry laden,
Touble's knoclxin' at the door,
Don't despair Of Joy or laughter
For there's . solacc now yos
know,
Go while away an hour
At the movin' pi'ture show.
Tho there's other things beguilin'
You're exquisitely serene
As you see the faces smilin'
Down upon you from the screen,
An you feel Just like . child again,
An happy fer TO know
That you can while away an hour
At the movin' pfture show.
GEORGE K. KAY.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
PARA RAPHITIS

Il would rather read, or try TO
write, a clever paragraph than eat
when I'm hungry" writes FRDp
SCHWAB, one of the q. o. C.'s clever
est contribs. Yes, I'm a helplnss
victim of the dread malady, para
graphitis, and glad Of IT,"
Paragraphing is a great art, and H.
IL splendidly developed in Heard end
Seen. Some Of the best paragraph.
ers In the country contribute to the
column and their products are
aFfasss.as
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
CHAMPION HOOTCH STATE.

EAMON o SUILLEABHAIN (Sinn
Fein) notes that the Secretary Of the
Anti-Saloon League states that there
are 5000 hootch factories In opera
ton in South Carolina.
BEN TILLMAN broke up saloons
in that State twenty-seven years
ago and blind tigerism there has
come to be thoroughly trained in
all the ways of evading the law.
But hootchism is flourishing like
rank weeds in every State.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
ORIGIN OF "HOBOE."

AN ARTICLE IN SUNDAYS
TIMES MENTIONS THAT THE
WORD HOBOE WAS FIRST DE.
RIVED FROM HOE-BOY, WHO
WENT FROM FARM TO FARM
DOING ODD JOBS. I HAD AL
WAYS BELIEVED THE WORD
CAME FROM HOBOKEN, WHERE
THE H0BOES WAITED A
CHANCE TO GET OVER TO NEW
YORK. oIDoNo.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
ENGLISH BAD, BUT
THE MEANING CLEAR.

Speaking of English recalls this
notice posted on a fence In Morgan
County. KY:
IF any mans or woman's
COW gets In these here oats his
or her tail will be cut off as
the case may be. I'm a Christ
ton man and pay my taxes
but doggone any man that lets
his critters out"
~ n
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
YELLOW JAUNDTCE.

we never miss the eggs
Until the golden goose is dead,
Nor do we miss the brains we have
Until we foolishly lose our head.
EDWARD J. IRVINE.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16

: In many instances nowadays,
women's ''rnps" are quite audible
when entering the house, but al.
most invisible wen they come out
on the street.
HARPERs FERRY.