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The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03
THINGS WE THINK
Things Others Think and What We Think Of the Things Others Think.

IA rounder is hardly ever square.
 Loud laughter is a sign of good health and bad manners.
 A man doesn't want his own way in everything in the things that he wants.
 The only way to keep dry feet in wading through a slush-fund is to gumshoe.
 Who remembers the traffic laws of any city except his own-and who remembers his own?
 How does it happen that after a man dies he always becomes "a loving husband and a kind father?"
 A man seldom flees from Tempta- tion until he gets her telephone num- Der for Future Reference.
 The only reason any girl knows she will never marry is that she knows she won't have the chance.
 There is such thing as girl be ing prettier than she thinks she is but it is different with a man. A woman always knows she would have had a good voice if 1t had beer trained when she was younger.
 There also is a tide in the affairs o men which, taken at its flood, leads on to their being drowned in 1t Other men never figure out any reason for the young father to bt proud of himself when the first baby comes.
 The citizen who breaks into prin oftenest under the signature "Tax payer" hardly ever pays any taxel worth mentioning.
 You will never be able to under stand the other mans side of tht question but if you understand tha he has one you will get along prett, well.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

the people but also in the govern ment In the land of the cactus and the rattlesnake. Therefore it is im- probable that obregon can do any thing in the brief time that remains before the Wilson administration leave Washington. Recognition prob ably will wait on Mir. Harding.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03
NEW CHIEF ENGINEER
 FOR SOUTHERN PACIFIC

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. (by As sociated Press) George w. Boschke. former chief engineer of the o. P. R. & N. and superintendent of construc- tion of the Galseton sea wall, has been appointed chief engineer for the Southern Pacific lines in the west, from Portland to Fl Paso.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03
VOICE OF THE ALASKA PRESS

The department of the interior is Investigating the charges" of the Nenana Commercial Club against Secretary Mears and Engineer Browne and has sent Special Agent John II. Robinson over the line for that purpose, he having arrived in Fairbanks after investigating" in Nenana for day or two.
 .. They couldn't think of a charge that would hold water or carry weight, and the chances are they will show a little sense and quit knock ing from TOW on. as all the knocking they do against their railroad build CTS can react in no way save to the detriment of Nenana. - Fairbanks NewsMiner.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

FOR RENT-COzY, CLEAN CABIN,
 suitable for two, completely fur nished. Phone 156, Brings. c. S. Bratton 3o-2t
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

Write Violet Ray 8. Dennison, Ohio, if you wish a pretty and wealthy wife. Enclose stamp.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

LOST-AN ENVELOPE (ROssWoG
 stamp on outside), containing $G5
 of Episcopal Guild money and two keys. Finder return to Mrs. K. l.. Harwood or this office. Reward. If.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

FOR RENT UNFURNISHED Apart ment over Cannon's store. Apply downstairs. 28-tf
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING

FOR RENT-NEW MODERN HOUSE furnished, rooms and bath. Phone
 1862 rings. c. s. Bratton. 1-3-4t.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

FURNISHED CABINS FOR SALE
 Ms. Ed Lee, phone IS, rings. 3O-1m
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

FOR RENT-CORNER STORE. AP. ply Nicholson & Currier. 7-tf,
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

FOR RENT-THREE-ROOM TURN. 1shed Apartments. s. J. Jones, 142- Brings. a0-tf
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

FOR sALE-TWO ROOM FURN
 1shed house. Large flat top desk, Yukon sled. Apply S. J. Jones, tele- phone 142-Srings. 26-tf.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

The movement started by the Ju- neau Woman's Club for the erection at Juneau of a memorial to those Alaskan soldiers and sailors who gave their lives for their country in the World War is timely. It should re- ceive the endorsement and aid of all the people of the Territory. Alaska should, in every way that is given her to do so, show her appreC .atiOn and respect for the heroes who honored the territory and nation by going to the front at the risk of their lives when the flag was in peril. The par ticular mark of respect and honor for those of them who actually gave up their lives that is' proposed by the Juneau Womonas Club is appropriate. The necessary fund should be sub scribed and the memorial erected at the earliest possible date.-Juneau Empire.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

Not since the cable interruption has the Times received satisfactory Associated Press service. The mes sages are all delayed for some reason or other and are usually twentyfour hours old when received. The trou- ble is not local, but may be on ac- count of delay in transmission from the Seward office. The Times has ap- pealed to the Associated Press for better service. Yesterday the Times did not receive a single message un- til late in the afternoon, and today's service is equally tardy.-Anchorage Times.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

FOR SALE - ONE QUARTER
 horse power electric motor. Ap- ply at Times Office. 15-tf,
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

FOR RENT-FURNISHE HOIIsE and apartment. See Chas. J. Good all. 3-tf.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

FOR SALE AND RENT-PIANOs Expert piano tuning. Anderson Piano Shop, Juneau. 2-tf
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

You will never be able to under stand the other mans side of the question but if you understand that he has one you will get along pretty we'll.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

FOR ENTERTAINMENTS IN THE
 Burkhart Flats. Phone 61. 3-tf.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-01-03

The citizen who breaks into print oftenest under the signature "Tax- payer" hardly ever pays any taxes worth mentioning.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21

LUCKY TOM
Tom Mix is to have Eva Novak for
his leading woman in his Forthcoming
picture, "Trailin."
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21
Ne1Us Notes From Mouie1a1d

The perturbation of "Tol'able David"
Joseph Hergesheimer's story of the
Virginia mountains, now being filmed,
will bring to the screen not only an
excellent story by an excellent writer
but 1t will bring two actors together
who will make most charming couple.
They are the winsome Gladys Hulette
and the lilSable Richard Barthelmess.
II has been some time since l have
seen Miss Hulette, but she has a long
list of successes on both stage and
screen to her credit. She first ap
peared before the public at the age OF
four as the littlest lady in Wang"
with De Wolf Hopper. Although still
young in years Miss Hulette is a vet
eran in motion pictures. She is an
other of the many luminaries who
started In what ia known as the old
Riograph days" She has always
played sweet, wholesome girls and she
declares she never wants any other
parts She has played such parts as
"Tyltyr' in The Blue Bird" Beth" in
Little Women and the lead in The
Shine Girl" The Candy Girl' and
"The Cigarette Girl"
One picture in which this charming
little actress appeared will never be
seen by the public. This is The Brass
Bowl" in which she appeared with
Robert Harron, whose ill-timed death
preciuded the showing of the picture.
Even II her next picture were not
"Torable David" asd were not by
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21

Late this month REPRESENTATIVES, OF
every censorship ecdy in the United
States will visit Hollywood to confer
with f'im producers over what can and
can't be done on the silver sheet. When
these august persons arrive. they may
he surprised at the modegty of the
California beaches. for there are plans
on foot to have all the bathing beau
ties and screen starr wear censorship
bathing suits during the stay Of tho
censors on the coiat
Here is n snapshot Of pretty Col
leen Moore in has version of the
Censorship bathing suit" Colleen says
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21

professional papers the performers and
others engaged in the legitimate amuss-
ment business have been assured by
the government that amusements of
this character are not considered non
essential, No wonder. in these siren
uous times, the demand for the min
strels is increasing until 1t is imposs-
bio for the management of a first
class company like the famous Georgia
minstrels to fill one-haif of the dates
offered them, People want to be en-
tertained to laugh and thus their nerv-
ous systems are better tuned to the
times.
The Georgia NIinstrels are booked for
two performances today at the Grand
Opera House. matinee at 2:3o. eve
ming performance at S;15. The advance
sale OF seats IS reported to be large.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21
PARADISE Is POPULAR

The producers have new hobby
now. II Is paradise" No picture IA
complete without one. To date we
have with us:
The Virgin Paradise."-FoE.
"A Trip to radise."-Mctro.
"A Hidden Paradise, ,"-Neilau.
Valley OF Paradise. ."-LasiSy.
And then. of course. there IL Peter
rbbetson." which has become For
ever which title smacks OF eternity
and paradise. II looks a. II there
were paradise enow,' to quote our
friend Omar.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21
BILLS MIDDLE NAME.

what does tho middle initial In Will
liam 5 Hart's name stand for? This
question has been asked OF the popular
Paramount star by motion picture fans
all over the country.
Every conceivable word beginning
with So has bean dug Up Scott. stan
lev. Silent. Sanderson, Samuel, Saun-
ders. Stanton and In the British Isles.
hakespeare. To all OF these Bill SAYS:
Guess again" Il remained for Guy
Price. dramatic editor Of the Los An
geles Herald. TO hit upon a name which
many will call appropriate
After seeing the lineup In front OF
the box office OF a Los Angeles thea
ter where The Whistle" vas playing
Its third week. Price remarked;
I've got Big Biu's middle name now
al right. ITS stand -em-up' Hart.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21
GEORGIA M|NSTRElS" PLEASE ALL CLASSES

Questionable amusements' at one
time was common theme for debate.
but the subject was never associated
with minstrel for never since the his
tory of the human race started has the
form Of minstrel entertainment been
questioned The baseball game. the cir
Gus and the minstrel are three forms OF
innocent amusement which are patron
ICED by tens OF thousands of people who
hold aloof from other attractions
Creating Of laughter the rendering
OF tuneful music, charming songs, com
ical stunts and curious novelties, con-
stltute the purpose of the minstrel
For this reason. time and again in the
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21

dies. The substitution. by the family
physician. of the son by his first wife
for the dead baby, finally brings about
a reconciliation between mother and
father.
The balance of the program at the
Palm for today and tomorrow con-
sists of the News Topics of the Day,
Poor Butterfly. prizma in natural col
ors. and a laughter special Junk" with
Hank Mann
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21

Do you belieNe that-man gets and
forgets: woman gives and forgives?
The story tells OF the marriage Of n
wealthy mans son and a village telle.
OF the early disruption OF the union by
malicious acquaintances. How. follow
ing the divorce, a son Is born and how
the mother sees in him the image Of
his father and is devoted TO him. The
wealthy mans son marries again and
a baby is born to his second wife, hut
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21
SHOCKING RErnRT

History Professor-"How was Alex
auder II. OF Russia killed."
Student Cvaguely) a bomb"
Professor-"Be a little more explicit,
please"
Student du desperation)-"wel you
see-er-it exploded" -- American Le-
Eion Weekly.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21
REALIsNIN PICTURES

It was critical moment in the
earthly fortunes of omar Khayyam
VIII enthe enraged chieftain Of assass-
ins raised his scimiter. Then over a
hill a mile distant rose a pillar OF dus.
and out OF 1t raced a rescuing troop OF
horsemen.
Fine" said Ferdinand Earle as his
assistant ralloped up. How did You
get so much pep in those rtders?'
Easy" laughed Walter Mayo. We
left a dollar on the fence at the foot
OF tho hill. and the first man there
got IL"
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21
In the West

You say mysterious strangers
been hanEin' round your place for a
week! Why don't you tell him tc
move on :"
"'Cos he's hangin' to tree."-.
Wayside Tales,
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21
MARY BACK At FOX

Mary Thurman has replaced Jackie
Logan as leading woman for Dustin
Farnum in his first new starring pic
ture for Fox. which is being made
under the working title, The Primal
Law" William Lowry, Glen Cavender
and Alan Cavan have character roles
In this production.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21

WHO Is SHEt
Darrell Foss announced casually re-
Gently that when tc finished his work
with Tom Moore in From the
Ground Up he was going north to get
married. But in answer to the ques
MEET MISS NIBLO
Fred Niblo wants everybody to
know of the arrival of Miss Niblo. She
don, who is she2' he answered, Il
won't tell until after the ceremony and
then she'll be NIrs. Foss.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21
Gladys Hulette.

Hr-resheimer everyone would flock to
Toe .t Just because it is Gladys Hulette
aud handsome "Dicky" Barthelmess in
the leading parts
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21

by the censors whether her pictures
are or not. 1t is our guess that she
Will attract more attention in her
modest" suit than she would in the
universally worn one piece
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21

was born last week In Los Angeles.
md according to her dad, In n perfect
pippin." lie says she looks IKE her
iovely mother enid BennetD and at
the tender age or pne day showed such
symptoms OF becoming an actress that
he has already arranged for her debut
Enid Bennett who retired from the
screen to welcome her daughter, will
return ns soon ~ the baby Is old
enough to be lei. 10 the care Of a
nurse.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-08-21
NEW CLAYTON rILM

Ethel Clayton nls completed Exit
the Namp." from Clara BeranEer's
original story. which che has been
making at the Lasky studio under the
direction OF Franz Orson. She will
shortly start work or The Cradle" an
adaptation Of tho ItnEe play from the
French of EuEsua BrouN. Tie com
tinuity Ia by Olga Printzlnu and
Thompson Buchanan Will supervise
the production.
The Washington herald., 1921-06-05
MOTORING BOON
ON WHITSUNTIDE

LONDON. June s.-The reports
received BY the Automobile asso-
ciatien from the "A. A. road
patrons concerning their work
during the three days cover
ing the whitsuntide holidays con-
fifm the prevailing Impression that
the number Of motor vehicles on
the road constitutedsa record for
bank holiday.
The A. A. patrols distributed over
England. wales. and Scotland as-
sisted. by giving road information.
3.54s members- They helped ssl
motorists whose vehicles had break
downs. and rendered assistance In
connection with twenty six acci.
dents.
troubles sos motorists benefited by
patrols. and 433 car and motorcycle
owners availed themselves OF me-
chanical hrst-aid assistance pro-
vided by patrols. and the associa-
tons heet Of road service outfits
motorcycle combinations carrying
9ooi. and other supplies necessary
for dealing with minor mechanical
troubles on the road. In addition.
the patrols used their frst-aid
wallets In 10 cases OF personal in
juries
The eight roadside fuel-filling
stations erected by the A. A. were
widely used BY motorists for re-
plenishing their fuel and water
tanks and Initiating their tires.
The Washington herald., 1921-06-05
Chevrolet Autos
Reduced in Price
To Prewar Levels

The Chevrolet Motor company
June l announced a price reduction
on its "FB" passenger models. ef-
fective Immediately. This is the
second price reduction to be made
by this company during the month
of May, and brings all passenger
and commercial models made by this
company to prewar levels. The
prices of the Chevrolet -Four Nine
ty" models were reduced May Z.
The new prices and the reductions
are: Chevrolet "FB" touring car
s1,1s5. a reduction of $50; "FB'
roadster, s1.1S5. a reduction of sl35;
"TB" sedan. sl.ss5, a reduction OF
$3.50; "TB" coupe. sl.ss5. a reduc-
tion of $3.50.
Deductions on the company's COM
nercisl models bring the model ST
"''Htt"n truck chassis down to 81
a25, and the model &c" light truck
chassis, $3.50. These prices are list
{. o. b. Flint. Michigan.
The Washington herald., 1921-06-05
SOCIETY ENJOYS
HOUSEBOAT PARTY
Anthony League Members Go
On Outing Near
Alexandria.

The Anthony league was delight
fully entertained on May IS by Mr..
and Mrs l.. G. Schroeder on their
houseboat anchored on the Potomac
near New Alexandria.
The party left Washington at IL
o'clock. and upon reaching New
Alexandria were transported in fiat
boats and canoes to the houseboat
After a brief and interesting in.
spection of the craft. a toothsome
picnic luncheon was served on deck
with the Incompatible art and
music of nature as a fitting setting
and accompaniment
The customary feast of reason
enjoyed at all meetings Of the
league was supplanted by a "fiou
OF soul" under advice Of the com
mittee on health and hygiene. This
entertainment took the form of an
old-fashioned school with Mrs
Charles W. Fits as schoolma'am
All of the literary, historical
scientific and biblical stars Of the
first magnitude were in attendance
and obediently "toed the chalkline. %
II Mr.. Schroeder does not find a
sufficient number OF buttons from
the frocks of modern Peggottys to
ballast the boat through futurs
tempests It will not be due to the
falling wit of Mrs. knight, Miss
Emery, Mrs. Paul, or any of the
pupils of that old-time school. Two
pupils Of piscatorial bent, Miss Hey
Ter and DR.. DuComb. played truant
but were not severely reprima nded
as each was able to produce evil
dence OF Waltonian skill. When
school was out" three rousing
cheers worthy of envy by a college
frat" were given for the host and
hostess.
No further activities will be con-
Quoted by the league until October,
when programs of unusual interest
under the enlarged plan of study
& nd work will be rendered thrice
monthly.
The Washington herald., 1921-06-05
.BLAMES MAKERS
FOR TRUCK FLAWS
Too Little Attention Given
Special Requirements,
Says Writer.

''Is the motor truck a failure@'
asks a writer In Forbes Magazine
IN. ". After declaring that motor
trucks In general have not accom-
plished what the buyers were led to
believe they would he adds. Upon
the manufacturer to a great extent,
must be laid the blame for the pres
ent low efficiency Of TIN average in
stallation. For he has given his at :
tention almost entirely to the de-
sign and construction of his prod
uct, and has left its application
mostly TO chance. He has spared no
expense In making his truck as per-
feet mechanically as he knows how:
but he has given little or no at
tention to the application--to hitting
the truck to business and to ftting
business to the truck.
TO the owner, the only value of
the chassis Is that IL conveys the
body from place to place. From the
drivers seat forward the truck is
an expense; Il is only the load
space from the drivers seat back,
that produces revenue. In a great
many cases, the design and the ft-
ness Of the body have NOR. to do
with the value of the vehicle to the
business than has the chassis.
When this fact is fully recog-
nized. il becomes evident that time
and money spent to secure a body
exactly fitted to the working condi-
tions are investments that pay good
dividends. Special body building is
worthy OF much greater attention
than 1t has received in the past.
The field OF the transportation en-
hinges from changing the height ot
a standard stake body to properly
align with the loading platform, To
building al all-mctsl body. after
the manner of a gigantic thermos
bottle.
Nest all cases require so radical
a recomme ndation as especially built
bodies and trailers. Often" he con-
cludes. merely a few inches differ
ence in the size, SO as to accommo-
date standard packages: a little
change to allow loading and unload
ing from the sides as well as thu.
rear; or perhaps the addition of q
hoist. or which to save time and Ia
bor. is all that is needed.
Time and money properly ex-
truck by keeping II moving the
greater part OF the time and re-
ducing losses at loading dock and
delivery will be returned a hundred
fold
The Washington herald., 1921-06-05
lKIWANlSDELECATE
PLAN TENT LIFE AT
CLEVELAND MEET
Prefer Outdoor Living to
Modern Conveniences
During Convention.

CLEVELAND. Ohio. June e. =
Public parks of Cleveland will pre-
sent the appearance of tented cities
during the sixth international XII
wants club convention here the
week OF June 20.
Several hundred delegates have
arranged to camp in tents during
convention week, preferring the
pleasures OF outdoor life to the con-
veniences of modern-day hotels.
There will be a total OF 5000 dele
gates and visitors here for the con-
vention. which will be one of the
biggest gatherings OF professional
and business men ever held.
Will serve Meal. In Teat.
Among Kfwanis clubs which have
arranged for camps is the Canton.
Ohio. club. It has arranged for $50
tents to be erected In Lakewood
park A big dining tent also will
be erected, with kitchen chefs in
charge of Thomas Hart. who di-
rected tie kitchen arrangements
for the second national convention
OF the American legion here last
fall. Another large tent will be
used for auditorium purposes. tn.
Canton club arranging for a night
ly entertainment program.
Thirty-two boys. belonging to the
Grand Rapids newsboys' band. who
also will drive in automobiles -
Cleveland to take part in the con-
vention entertainment program,
also will camp in tents. They. top.
Will have their own kitchen chefs.
Other Clubs Favor Tent Iden.
Several other clubs are planning
to join together in another conven-
tion camping party.
Special convention trains. thus tar
scheduled. will leave Philadelphia
the night of June 20: St Louis. June
Il: Chattanooga. June 20; Cincin-
natl. June 81: Fort Worth. Texas.
June IS: Ell Reno. Enid and wich-
ita, Kan. June Is: Topeka. Kansas
City and Rock Island. June 1s: Chi
cago, June 20. Special boats will
leave Duluth June Is: Chicago, June
1s: Buffalo and Detroit, June 20
and 81