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Evening journal., 1921-04-08
DARTMOUTH.
SCORE by INNINGS.

Dartmouth 20 OO1O OO1O %
Delaware 80 2 90 0x-5
Two-base hit-Maynard. Three
base ht-McDonald. Home runs
Underwood, 2. Sacrifice hit-Mar-
vel. Stolen bases-Dantz, Mcdonald,
Chunn. 2; Robertson. Wild pitch
Collins. Hit by pitch ball-Kopf.
Left on base-Delaware 10; Dart
mouth, s. Struck out-By Collins.
6; by Gallagher, / by Blake. l..
Base on balls-Of Collins. 3; off
Gallagher. 8; OFF Blake. 1. UNI
pire, Morris.
Evening journal., 1921-04-08
OI1NR
BROWNsON rs. STANTON

Brownson. OF the All Wilmington
League. will play Stanton. OF the
Suburban League. az stanton at 3
o'clock tomorrow afternoon. All
players on the Stanton team are re-
quested TO be at the diamond at
=. NJ.
Evening journal., 1921-04-08
NATIONAL GUARD IN ACTION

Bob Grays National Guard nine
Of the City League will cross clubs
with Marshallton Of the Suburban
League in a practice tilt at Marshall
ton tomorrow. Bob wants his men
to be at the Armory by 1.3O Satur-
day.
Evening journal., 1921-04-08
COMPANY n GOEs DOWN.

The basketball team Of the Pine
Neighborhood Association defeated
Company + at the armory last night,
23 10 II. The passing OF the Pine
boys and the shooting OF Murphy
were the features.
Evening journal., 1921-04-08
MIDGErs WANT GAMES.

The Ninth Ward Midgets would
like to arrange games with any team
whose players range in age from IA
to 10 years. Send challenges TO VIII
liam Brumbly. 1910 East Twenty
second street. Wilmington.
Evening journal., 1921-04-08
FRACTUREs KNEE ar.

John McAleer aged 55 years. 325
East Fifth street, fractured his knee
cap, when he fell in his rear yard
yesterday afternoon. He was treated
at the Homeopathic Hospital.
Evening journal., 1921-04-08

Search the Wan. Ads for busi-
ress investments and advertise
farms and country estates in the
Want Ads.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
Kidney and Bladder
Troubles HAVE TOGO
cIogged Up Kidney Deposits Are Dis
solved and the Toxins (Posons)
Completely Driven Out. Druggists
Told to Guarantee 1t In Every
Instance.

Your very life" says DR.. Carey,
depends upon the perfect functioning
and health of your kidneys, so what
ever you do don't neglect them
DR.. Carey's famous prescription No.
III known as Marshroot is not rec
commended for everything, but we can
not too strongly urge its use if you
suffer from annoying bladder troubles
frequent passing of water night and
day, with smarting or irritation, brick
dust sediment or highly colored urine,
bloating irritability with loss of flesh,
backache, rheumatism or any other
tendency to Bright's Disease, Dialects
or Gravel, for kidney disease in its
worst form may be stealing upon you.
Don't wait until tomorrow to begin
the use of this wonderful prescrip-
ton if you have any of the above
symptoms; Kidney and Bladder
troubles don't wear away. They will
grow upon you slowly, stealthily and
with unfailing certainty
Never mind the failures of the past
if you even suspect that you are sub
ject to Kidney Disease, don't lose a
single day, for every good druggist
has been authorized to return the pur
chase money on the first two bottles
to all who state they have received nc
benelt.-Advertisement.
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A Democratic Soldier

Gen. Foch, the great leader of the allies,
exemplified true democracy the other day when
he called at the office of Ambassador Herrick in
Paris. Few of us have realized how truly demo-
cratic this military genius is.
He went into the office of Ambassador Her.
rick alone handed his card to an attendant, and
took his turning waiting for Americas represen-
tative to see him.
A less democratic man, with so distinguished
a record, would have telephoned the time of his
arrival and cleared the track for his reception
Not so with Gen. Foch. He went to the office
as civilian, without military pomp or official
honors
All he wanted to do was to inform Mr.. Her
rick that he had accepted an invitation to visit
America. When he arrives here we will find
occasion to honor him as much for his democratic
habits of mind as for his military achievements
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who commanded it on the Mexican
border and Haskell who took it to
France in the Rainbow division as
colonel of the 165th.
Haskell was called upon just after
his graduation from West Point in
1901 to help organize the Twenty
ninth infantry, U. S. A, authorized for
the Philippine war. He served six
years in the islands and has been do
ing things ever since. The various
service schools have taught him all
they know, and although only a
colonel by army system-born in 1878
he has served in such high capaci-
ties as chief of staff of the Second
army, A. Z. F., and high commission
er to Armenia by order of the allied
supreme council, where he disbursed
more than $20,000,000 in relief sup
plies and funds at the end of the war.
Colonel Haskell is the kind of a
red blooded soldier that General Per-
shing seems to have the faculty of
drawing around him. Pershing has
drafted Haskell many times, and it
is probably true that he had some
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
Ripping RHYMES
BY WALT MASON
HE TWO CARS.

have two cars that keep me broke;
one is gem, and one a joke. One
cost enough 10 buy farm, and it is
but false alarm. A modern wagon,
fine and fair. with all the modern doo-
dads there; it CLEANS and glitters in
the sun, but, ali. the blamed thing will
rot run. 1t will not spin, it will not
toll: its cylinders are pumping oil, it
will not start unless it's primed, the
timers wrong when 1t is timed, and il
along the road it swings, it's always
breaking costly springs. My other car
is red with rust; but, gee, she surely
throws the dust, She clanks and rat
Ties when she runs. her pistons sounds
like sawed off guns, but when / hand
her out the gas. you'll have TO hump
If you would pass. She looks as though
she'd fall apart the next time she is
asked TO start, but when | back her
from the shed she fairly pants TO surge
ahead month after month she snorts
along, with nothing broken, nothing
wrong. And remark TO my nine sons,
THE good car is the car that runs.
The auto men talk wildly well, they try
TO bind US with a spell; their cars
have this, and that, and which, and
all refinements rare and rich with
but when we get right down to tacks,
but when we get right down to tracks,
to chewing gum and hot cross-buns,
the good car is the car that runs.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01

ton OF the matter. Lady St Simon
is myth. There is not, and there
never has been, any such person"
Lestrade looked sadly at nv COM
panion. Then he turned to me. tapped
his forehead three times, shook his
head solemnly, and hurried away.
He had hardly shut the door behind
him when Holmes rose and put on his
overcoat. There is something in
what the fellow says about outdoor
work" he remarked, so / think, Wat
son, that | must leave you TO your
papers for little"
It was after FIVE o'clock when Sher
lock Holmes left me, but | had no
time to be lonely, for within an hour
there arrived a confectioner's man
with a very large fat box. This he
unpacked with the help Of a youth
whom he had brought with him. and
presently, TO my great establishment, a
| quite eplcurean little cold sumner
began to be laid out upon our humble
lodglng-house mahogany. There were
a couple of brace of cold woodcock a
pheasant, pate de foie gras pie, with
| a group OF ancient and cobwebbv bot
/ Ties. Having laid Out all these luxur-
les, my two visitors vanished away.
like the genii of the Arabian Nights.
with no explanation save that the
1 thlngs had been paid for and were
ordered to this address.
Iomorrow-The Adventure of the
noble Bachelor, continued.
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Answers toQuestions

~
(Any reader can get the answer to
any question by writing The Palladium
Information Bureau, Frederic J. Hask-
in, director, Washington, D. c. This Of
bureau does not give advice on legal,
medical and financial matters. 1t does
not attempt to settle domestic troubles,
nor to undertake exhaustive research
plainly and briefly. Give full name and
address and enclose two cents in
stamps for return postage. All replies
are sent direct to the inquirer)
@. How is tomato paste made
E. P.
A Mix spices about as follows: One.
half teaspoonful each of mustard seed
cinnamon, cloves, crushed celery seed
and bay leaf, one-quarter teaspoonful
of whole black pepper, and one sprie
| of mace. Tie spice in cheese cloth
and cook in pan over water with one
quart of thick tomato pulp. l slice Of
onion. u teaspoonful of salt and
tteaspoonful of paprika. until thick en-
ough to hold shape CT spoon wher
dipped out. Pack and seal.
Q. Please give directions for color
ing pipes. J. W.
A. Ordinarily, the pipe is boiled fol
coloring in preparation of wax
which is absorbed, and a thin coatins
of wax is held on the surface of thc
pipe, and made to take a high polish
Under the wax is retained the oil o.
| tobacco, which is absorbed by the pipe
and its hue grows darker n proporticr
| to the tobacco used. A meerschalr
pipe at first should be smoked very
slowly. And before second bowlfu
is lighted, the pipe should cool off
| This is done to keep the wax as fal
up on the bowl as possible, and RAPID
smoking will overhead, driving The
wax off and leaving the pipe dry anc
raw. A new pipe should never b,
smoked outdoors in extremely COLI
weather
Q. How many cigarettes are smok
ed in the United States?-L, ]. W.
A. The census bureau says tbs
combined production of cigarettes il
registered factories and in bonded
warehouses was 61S59 10000 in 1920
Of this number Is 1874, 10000 were ex
ported, leaving 46,000,0 900 factory
i made cigarettes for consumption IL
the United States.
i @. Which fruits contain sugar an
which are acid?-H. n. E.
A. Fruits are chiefly valuable TO
their sugar, acids and salts. Bananas
: dates, figs, prunes and grapes, OWN;
TO their large amount of sugar, ar
, most nutritious. Apples, lemons AM
loranges are valuable for their potasl
salts, and oranges and lemons, es
pecially valuable for their citriC acid
Some fruits contain two or more acids
such as strawberries, raspberrleS
gooseberries, and cherries. Thes
fruits contain both citric and mali
| acids
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01

whole examination served to turn my
conjecture into certainty. Circum-
stantial evidence is occasionally very
convincing, as when you find a trout
in the milk, to quote Thoreau's ex-
ample"
But I have heard all that you have
heard
Without, however, the knowledge of
pre-existing cases which serves me so
well. There was parallel instance in
Aberdeen some years back, and some
thing on very much the same lines at
Munish the year after the Franco
Prussian war. 1t is one of these cases
but, hello, here is Lestrade. Good
afternoon, Lestrade! You will find an
extra tumbler upon the sideboard, and
there are cigars in the box"
The official detective was attired in
a pea-jacket and cravat, which gave
| him a decidedly nautical appearance,
and he carried a black canvas bag in
his hand. With short greeting he
| seated himself and lit the cigar which
had been offered to him.
What's up, them" asked Holmes
with twinkle in his eye. You look
dissatisfied
And l feel dissatisfied. 1t is this
Internal ST Simon marriage case.
can make neither head nor tail Of
| the business.
| Really! You surprise me-
who ever heard of such mixed
affair? Every clew seems to sliI
throug my fingers. 1 have been al
work upon it all day"
| And very wet it seems to have
made you said Holmes, laying his
hand upon the arm of the pea
jacket.
| Yes, have been dragging the Ser
pentine.'
IN Heavens name, what for?"
i In search of the body of Lady st
Simon"
Sherlock Holmes leaned back in hi!
chair and laughed heartily.
Have you dragged the basin o
Trafalgar Square fountain" he asked
Why? What do you mean?"
:, Because you have. just as good ;
chance of finding this lady in the on,
as in the other"
Lestrade shot an angry glance at M
companion. Il suppose you know al
about it, he snarled.
We'll, l have only just heard tn,
facts, but my mind is made up"
'Oh, indeed, Then you think tina
the Serpentine plays no part in tn,
matter?"
q think it very unlikely"
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Two Minutes of Optimism
By HERMAN J. STITCH

automobile
a the door
Can
o he
Our chauffeuryoun table
That
automobilst in,
BE said chauffeur
The busted himself
his friends
landlord
This hotelman.
he
Snobbishness, Like selishness always selfdeeaing
stiff neck,
companions
4 snobi IS
always
he shows he
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Dinner Stories

Why did you put the sign over
your desk, This is my busy day'?"
1T makes a good impression" ans
wered Senator Sorghum, " when an
influential constituent calls"
But it might give affense."
Not at all. 1t adds to a visitor
sense of importance when l give him
a cigar and tell him l want a long
chat with him"
Sunday school teacher asked a
small girl the other day why Ananias
was so severely punished The little
one thought minute, then answered
please, teacher. they weren't so USED
to lying in those DAYS"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
Counting the Cost

County officials are acting wisely in studying
closely the cost of erecting and maintaining the
proposed tuberculosis hospital before they rush
into the enterprise.
Too often county officials act quickly in mat
ters involving heavy expenditures that mean
higher taxes. Later the public wonders why
taxes are high and why Improvements were not
deferred.
The cost of the tuberculosis hospital should
be studied from all angles before the county off
Gals act. Only by making surveys, studying the
costs of similar institutions, and obtaining reli-
able data will the county officials be able to act
with intelligence and serve the public in an eff.
Gent manner
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
Starvation in Russia

The full horror of famine and pestilence-
stricken Russia is beginning to unfold itself to
the world The superlative degree of misery and
woe has compelled the communistic leaders to let
correspondents and relief agents make survey.
What they are disclosing staggers the mag
nation. Nine million children are starving, on
the admission of the commissariat of health of
the soviet government to the Quaker relief COM
mittee in Philadelphia.
DR.. Nansen wants to negotiate loan of
$40, 100000 for the soviet government, part of
which is to be applied to the purchase Of food
stuffs.
Senator France reports conditions of the most
deplorable kind.
A correspondent of the Chicago Tribune, who
was permitted to enter the famine zone, depicts
scenes indescribaby tragic. No wreck of social
organization has been so complete as that of
Russia.
More than 100000 persons are in the fam
inc region, and about 100000 are without
crusts or seeds for the new CROP
Before the war Russia exported more than
100000 tons of grain products. The famine
districts include the regions where grain was
grown in such quantity that it provided not only
Russia but parts of the world with foodstuffs.
Lenine and his crew of bolshevists blame
capitalism and the effects of the war for the
plight of Russia.
Mankind, however, knows that the fanatica
dreams of the communist leaders wrecked the
agricultural industrial and financial systems OF
Russia. The right of private property pro.
tected by law, abrogated in twinkling by
the bolshevst leaders for their erratic system OF
society based on communism .......
The terror of the Russian breakdown will
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
NEW LAMP BURNS
$40 AIR
Beats Electric or Gas

A new oil lamp that gives an amaz-
ingly brilliant, soft, white light, even
better than gas or electricity, has
been tested by the U. S. Government
and So leading universities and found
to be superior to 10 ordinary oil lamps
II burns without odor, smoke or noise
no pumping up, is simple, clean,
safe. Burns $40 air and SO common
kerosene (coal-oiD.
The inventor, D. E. Johnson, 500 W
Lake St, Chicago, Ill, is offering to
send a lamp on 10 days FREE trial,
or even to give one FREE to the first
user in each locality who will help
him introduce it. Write him today
for full particulars Also ask him to
explain how you can get the agency,
and without experience or money
make $3.50 to $500 per month.-Adver
tisement.
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Correct English
Don't Say:

Don't Say:
He had ONLY taken two pieces.
He ALMOST speaks the language
perfectly.
The police drove the mob AWAY
that had gathered.
The policeman told the mob to go
away REPEATEDLY.
The Indian pony can PRACTICAL
LY live on nothing.
Say:
He had taken ONLY two pieces.
He speaks the language ALMOST
perfectly.
The police drove AWAY the mob
that had gathered.
The policeman REPEATEDLY told
the mob to go away.
The Indian pony can live PRAC
TICALLY on nothing.
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haunt the minds of men and women for many
generations to come dispelling any inclination to
substitute the tested systems of government for
the visionary schemes of deluded men and
women.
The peoples of the world will not reject the ap-
peal of Russia for bread for its millions, but they
must adopt safeguards to see that the foodstuffs
reach the starving masses and are not diverted
by the soviet rulers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
More Men Than Women
Have Appendicitis

Medical reports show men are more
subject to appendicitis, although many
sudden cases occur among women. II
can be guarded against by preventing
intestinal infection The intestinal
antiseptic, Adler-i-ka, act on BOTH
upper and Lowell bowel, removing all
foul, decaying matter which might
cause infection. 1t brings out matter
you never thought was in your system
and which may have been poisoning
you for months. Adler-i-ka is EXCEL
LIN for gas on the stomach Quig
ley's Drug Stores.-Advertise
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
PART FOUR

Lord st. Simon shook his head. Il
am afraid that it will take wiser heads
than yours or nine" he remarked, and
bowling in a stately, old-fashioned man
ner, he departed
1T is very good of Lord st. Simon
to honor my head by putting it on a
level with his own" said Sherlock
Holmes, laughing. Il think that shall
have a whiskey-and-soda and cigar
after all this cross-questioning. 1 had
formed my conclusions as to the case
before our client came into the
room"
MY dear Holiness"
Il have notes of several similar
cases, though none, as I remarked be
fore, which were quite as prompt. Ny
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
READY TO HELP YOU

If you are subject to biliousness, gas.
bloating, sick headache. sour stomach
or other ills that result from indiges-
ton and constipation. you can get re-
lief with Foley Cathartic Tablets. They
are a genuine, wholesome physic that
affords prompt, sure and safe relief
without gripping or pain. ]. T. Osburn.
Il. i. d. !, Lucasville, O., writes: Foley
ach trouble. I took Foley Cathartic
Tablets and now I can eat anything. A.
G. Luken & Co, 62662s Main.-Adver-
tisement.
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typical American
he undoubtedly is,
and for the last
twenty years or
more he has been
a sort Of handy
man" when Amer
lea has had a diff
cult job to be done.
Born in Albany,
Colonel Haskell is
known far beyond
the borders of New
York through h i S
connection w / t b
the old Sixty-ninth
regiment, n. G. n
" u ITar1-nl
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BY George Matthew Adams, Author of 'You Gam" "Tak
GET THE THING DONE

Time holds all records for you
no. II you don't get the thing done-you passed
Get the thing
Men OF decision those who in
nrougn-compee i-and then
process makes the that o
There nothing
= 80 =
Better to the you
what should do it.
Big probably infinitely o
than little they small
quickly
the mistakes
The somehng-and keep
right doing
in finished tied up
Gvered-compee!
No matter how irksome be
with it. There
achieve adding his responsibility without
latter
Get the thing done-but the best that know
20
the onlookers There will be plenty applaud
presented something that a product
quickly
Keep before you-GET THE THING DONE!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
Memories Of Old Days
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

DR.. Dent Atkinson brought to a
close his lectures on Bible study,
which he had been giving every morn
ing TO large audiences at the chau-
tauqua. DR.. Atkinson's presentation OF
his subject was Illuminating, as well
as informing, giving certain literary
atmosphere TO 2 theme purely ethical
in character.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
Masonic Calendar

Thursday, Sept Wayne Council,
No. 10, R. and S. NJ. Stated assembly.
Friday, Sept. liking Solomon S
Chapter, No. 4, R. A NJ. Special con
vocation; work in the Royal Arch
degree, beginning at o'clock.
Saturday, Sept 3-Loyal Chapter,
No. 49, o. E. S. Stated meeting.
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Lenine ras been shot so often that
he starts for a hospital every after
noon through force of habit.
Speaking of bathing in famous
spring. we saw a guy the other day
who bathed in the spring of 1896.
Opportunity is no burglar. 1t doesn I
knock down your door and pull you out
OF bed.
Our idea of no sort of job is that
OF husband to a lady cop.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01

VIEWPOINTS OF A MODERN cYNIc
Love is like a banana. The engage
ment is the juicy pulp. The marriage
is the peel.
Gossip is the Samaritan of the mod
erd divorce court
There's many an expert tennis play
er who can't win a love game.
A modern furniture dealer is a good
deal like a chorus girl. They both love
to dabble in antiques.-Mark HELM
ger.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
Who's Who In the
Day' S News
COL. WILLIAM N. HASKELL

JUL WIEIINW IN TIFOTN|GI
"A typical American" is the express
sion used by those who know him to
describe Col William n Haskell, the
man delegated by Herbert Hoover to
handle the difficult task of admins
tering Americas contribution to the
famine stricken hordes of Russia. A
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01
,nr.r colds cause Headaches

Summer Colds Cause Headaches
GROVES Laxative BROMO QUININE
Tablets relieve the Headache BY cur
ing the Cold. The genuine bears the
Signature of E. W. Grove. (Be sure
Won get BROMO) SOC. - Advertise
ment.
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Good Evening
BY ROY X. MoULToN

A lot of dieticians have stopped
writing for the newspapers. Their
slogan, Don't overeat!" is old stuff.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-01

If all the world we're sirloin steak
And all the sea were wine,
The Bolsheviks would sit around
And kick and growl and whine.
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thing to do with this latest designa-
ton to duty.
1t is a position fraught with many
pitfalls. One of these is the reported
agreement to forego the use of the
American flag in Russia.
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The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor

BY ARTHUR
Mcclure Syndicate.