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Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1921-03-25

Misses Lillian Mckinney and
Maud Mitchell, OF McLemoresyille.
spest Monday night il Hunting,
don, guests of Mrs. Wiley Porter.
Mrs T K. Harper returned last
week from visiting friends in
Memphis;s after attending the mis-
Isionary conference at Somerville.
| Mrs. Dorsey Morgan and her
lSunday school class visited the
Jail last Sunday afternoon and
served refreshments'to the inmates.
Miss Della Piercie and Miss
Jimmie Goodrum, members Of the
faculty of Hall Moody school
at Martin, spent the weekend with
Mrs. Henry Watkins and Miss
Cordelia Watkins.
Misses Lula May and Evelyn
Pearson, ofLexington, Miss Eliza
beth Spellings, of Hazel, KY, and
Miss Louise Howard, of jackson,
spent last Friday night with Miss
Charlie Carnes billiard.
Mrs. Willie johnson returned
Sunday from Memphis, where she
was called to meet her son,
Clarence and wife, from Ruleville,
Miss, for an operation for Mrs.
Clarence johnson, She left her
daughter-in law improving.
Mrs. W. NJ. Wright and daugh-
ter, Miss Olive. of Memphis, are
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. NeiIl
Wright. They have many friends
10 Huntingdon who are always
glad to welcome them back to
their old home.
am equipped with two Hem.
stitching Machines to do your hem
stitching and picoting. Price 10c
the pard. Mail orders given
prompt attention. Office in Byars'
Studio. Mrs. L. A. Bayers, tele-
phone 348, Martin, Tenn. TAT
The annual clearing off OF the
cemetery at Liberty All church
will be on Wednesday, March 30.
All who are interested come and
bring such tools that is necessary
to do the work. Bring your din
ner and stay all day. j. T. Miller,
w. N. Ward, Committee.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1921-03-25

To prevent a cold take 666.
Mrs. w. e. Townes spent the
eek end in jackson.
Good leaf tobacco for sale. See
j. w. Dodson at Huddleston's. 8
Born, Monday to Mr.. and Mrs.
W. Keys son Tom, Jr.,
Easter post cards at Priest &
atrick Drug Go. 7-tf
Mrs. Wallace Wood spent last
ssk end with friends in Vale.
Mrs. E. g. Grizzard spent Sun.
y with home folks in Milan.
To break a cold take 666.
Born last Saturday to Mr.. and
rs. j. 7. KennOn, a daughter.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E, Medearis
emit a few days in Nashville this
Eek.
Rub Ny Tism cures bruises,
s.. burns, sores. letter, etc.
Mrs. j, j. Lancaster. Of Treze-
Sc, is visiting Mrs. A. w. Dod-
II.
Miss Ruth Spencer is visiting
sister, Miss Mary Spencer, in
shville.
\ few doses 666 break a cold.
Hiss Margaret Coleman. of the
eteenth district, is visltinn Miss
rifle Demoss.
oe Murray left the latter part
asst week for Lapanto, Ark,
business
new awning has been placed
.ont OF Mrs. Jamison's busi-
house this week that will
,e q great protection to her
v windows.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1921-03-25
MeLEMoREsVILLE ITEMS

Lonnie Traywick has sold his
farm to John Rust.
Miss Vada Barger has left school
on account of sickness.
Morell Walpole, of Big Buck,
visited friends here Sunday.
Rev. H. P. Keathley and
Thomas Orman were visitors here
Monday.
Bro. Mays has been sick several
days, but is reported better at this
writing.
Amo Milan, Forster Smith and
William HALEY went to Mckenzie
Saturday.
Prof. Freeman has been giving
the farmers here a short course in
crop rotation.
Miss Eulah Homes, of Lexing-
ton, spent the week end with Mrs.
Adrian Bramley.
Manuel HALEY, who had ar
operation to remove adnoids and
toOsils, is improving.
/ Misses Maud Mitchell and Lii.
Ian Mckinney spent Monday
night in Huntingdon.
Misses Lorraine Davis and Lois
Mays spent the week end with
relatives at Friendship.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Walker. Of
Atwood, spent Sunday with Mr.
andIMrs. John Jackson.
| Guy Chance. Miss Lillian Me-
Kinney, Paul Newsome and Miss
Flossie jackson visited Mr.. and
Mrs. Will Mcdonald at Hinkle-
! dale last Sunday.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1921-03-25

Luther Mckinney and Adror
Bramiey have returned home.
after spending a few days IN Mem.
phis.
School IS progressing nicely, and
plans are being made for the clos
ing exercises, which will be the
hFst week in May.
Prof. Harrell. who has been sick
for six weeks, is slowly improy-
ing. We hope to have him with
us again in few week.
Miss Beartie Harvey entertained
her domestic art and science classes
last Thursday evening, with a fare.
well party The class regrets to
see her leave US.
Miss BERTHE Harry left Tues
day to attend Peabody College.
Nashville, Mis- Zettie Gardner IS
taking charge of the domestic art
classes, and Mrs. e. H. Harrell
domestic science classes
Mrs. Sarah Jane Graves. after
long illness, passed away on the
f4th of March. Her funeral was
preached by Bro. Ed Mccoy. of
Mckenzie. and she was laid to rest
in the McLemoresville cemetery
She leaves two sons and a host OF
friends to mourn her loss.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1921-03-25
Town and County News

For SALE-Four good mares,
4 to 6 years old. See A. w.
Dodson. 8.ti
Vernon Clark and Eddie Jen-
kins, of Paris, we're Sunday visitors
in Huntingdon.
T. D. Morrisett will have cab
bage plants on hand in Huntingdon
next Saturday and first Saturday
in March. also first Monday, and
that will wind up this season. Git
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1921-03-25
Sweet Potato Slips

Two thousand bushels on new
ground beds. For best Nancy Hall
and Florida Vans, slips from new
beds, 25c per hundred: $500 per
thousand. Write for prices on
large lots. r. A. NANTs,
Z l2t Gleason, Tenn.
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1921-03-25
SpireIIa Corsets
Not Sold in Stores
NOT SoId q Stores

Dear Madam
Have you ever been annoyed
by the distressing sensation
Of a not-just-right corset?
If so, Spirella trained service
will correct this. That has
been the experience of some
three millisnsatisfed Spirella
wearers who have tested the
value of this service. Spir-
ella designs are numerous.
distinctive, individual a
style for every type of figure
and every requirement met.
AS the corsetiere in this dis
trict, my advice, experience
and training are at your SER
vice, without obligations on
your part. Appointment
made by letter, post card or
telephone. Faithfully yours,
Mrs. Aydelott
Mckenzie, Tennessee
Carroll County democrat. (Huntingdon, Tenn.) 188?-1971, 1921-03-25

Mrs. Ben Hall and little sor
Ben, Jr., visited her mother, Mrs
E. G. Hall, this week.
Wanted to buy a few hundred
bushels of stock peas. Jas. join
son. 9.t
Elmer Sparks, of Mckenzie
was ia Huntingdon last Wednes
day mixing with friends.
Mrs. Z. g. Hall has returned
from a several weeks visit with
her son, Ben Hall, at Denver.
666 quickly relieves a cold.
Kenton Herr left the latter part
of last week for Gallon, Ohio,
where be has accepted position.
Miss Wren Hopkins. of Dickson,
spent the week end in Huntingdon
visiting her sister, Miss Glenn
Hopkins.
Rub-My-T ism relieves Rheuma.
tism, Neuralgia, Sprains. As lSt
Mrs. Curtis F. Bennett, of route
six, spent a few days here this
week with her mother, Mrs. j. S.
Ramsey.
Mrs. J. Harwood, Of Atwood,
visited her daughters, Mrs. w, G.
Leach and Miss Thelma Harwood,
last week.
Headlight Overalls, money back
guarantee if not satisfied, at John
w. Barrow's. Git
Edgar Woods, of Nashville,
spent from Friday until Sunday
with bis parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
G. NJ. Woods.
Ralph Fletcher and Neal John
SOD, of Mckenzie, spent Sunday
10 Huntingdon.
Meals Paymaster Seed Corn for
sale. See Eugene Hawkins 8 Sons,
Oak Lawn Farm. Phone Sc 8.2t
Mrs. w. T. Perry and daughter,
Miss Jennette, are visiting Mrs.
Perry's parents, Mr.. and Mrs H.
L. Hubbart.
Miss Addie Roberts returned to
her home 10 Lexington Sunday
after q short visit with Miss May.
nard Traywick.
Headlight Overalls, money back
guarantee If not satisfied, at John
w. Barrow's. 8 1t
Mrs. j. w. MURPHY returned
Tuesday from visiting the family
of her son. Joe Murphy, in Mem.
phis.
Mrs. William Witt, of Saginaw,
Mich, left Tuesday to return
home, after visiting Mrs. Charlie
Burlingame.
For SALE. Good white corn at
Cd 90 the barrel See q. c..
Enochs, three miles southwest Of
WestpOrt. 8-St
W. w. Carver left Tuesday fol-
his home in Ohio, after visiting
the family of his brother, j. E.
Carver.
Miss Mearline Mitchell, of Nc
KeDzie, spent Friday night anC
Saturday 10 Huntingdon, the guest
of Miss Ellen Vawter.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. P. Cooper anc
daughter, Miss Brooke Nell, o.
Hollow Rock, were among Hunt
ingdon's shoppers Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. NJ. Watson
visited the families OF their broth
ers. Frank and Caleb Watson, Il
JOnesboro, Ark, this week.
Misses Pearl and Venia Treva
than, of Paris, spent the week emf
with Mrs. George 7. Mccall ant
Mrs. W. F. Jones.
Rev. Garyin G. Joyner vii
preach at the Baptist church ii
Huntingdon the first Sunday nigh
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
8 ESCAPE JAIL; ONE
PRISONER REMAINS

Mt Vernon, KY, April 23.-Five
prisoners broke Jail here at an early
hour this morning and up until to-
night, only one of the fugitives had
been apprehended. The only prison
err to remain in the Jail was John Bal
ley, who is. charged with the murder
OF Beverly White. at Barbourville.
He was brought to Mt. Vernon yes
terday morning and his case was not
officially transferred to this court un-
til today. Bailey refused the invita-
tion of the Jail breakers to flee, but
instead went to the jailer's residence
and advised him of what had happen
ed.
The men escaped before daylight
and when Bailey visited the jailer, he
said, Nov, chief. that you know the
news, how about going down there
and staying the rest of the night with
me. It's lonesome down there"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
KENTUCKY ROAD
ENGINEERS MEET
Annual Session To BE Held In LOU
isville June 10; Big Gath
ering Expected.

Louisville, Ky, April 26-Planning
to make its annual convention this
season the largest and most effective
good roads meeting ever held in the
State, the Executive Committee of
the Kentucky Road Engineers AS
ISOLATION has extended invitations to
all County Engineers, County Judges,
Fiscal Courts and good road interests
to participate in the sessions.
The Convention which will take the
form of good road Congress, will be
held in the Jefferson County Armory
Louisville, June 40 inclusive.
No County can afford to fail in
sending delegates to attend this i'm
portant meeting If it is to be.progres-
sive. Nothing is of greater import
ance in the development of Coun-
ty than good roads. Advocates of
the cause are urged to see that their
County is we'll represented.
The status of the highway system,
Federal and State aid, Will be intel
ligently discussed and explained by
State Highway Commissioners. Road
experts will tell of the different
methods of road building and main
tenance. Every phase of the ques-
ton as it exists in each section viii
be considered.
In Connection with the Convention
there will be big exhibit of modern
manufacturers and dealers will be on
hand to demonstrate their products
Delegates will be taken on automo-
bile tours of inspection. Close ex-
animation will be made of various
types and their durability.
Arrangements are we'll under way
to provide royal entertainment for
visitors during their stay in this
City.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
ON TAFT, By TAFT.

1t was very important that former
President Taft get away early one
morning from small town in which
he had spoken. The only train go
ing thru was an express which was
not scheduled to stop at that town.
Mr.. Taft wired to headquarters:
"Will you stop thru express at Son.
ervilie to take on large party?"
The answer care back: YES" The
express was duly stopped. The form
er president got aboard, and the con-
ductor said where's that large par
ty ! was to take on?"
I'm it," replied Mr.. Taft.
Then the conductor recognized the
former president and Joined in the
laugh.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
HIS OWN GRANDFATHER.

This is how man figures out the
complex relationship of his own
much mixed-up family.
He is Edmond Thomas, Of Saltil-
10, Ohio, and says:
II met a young widow with q
grown-up step-daughter, and / mar
ried the widow.
Then my father met our step
daughter and married her. That
made my wife the mother-in-law of
her father-in-law and made my step
daughter my stepmother and my
father became my step-son. See?
Then my step-mother, the step
mother, the step-daughter of my wife,
had son. That boy was, Of course,
my brother, because he was my faith
er's son; but he was also the son Of
my wife's step-daughter, and there
fore her grandson. That made me
grandfather OF my step-brother. Then
my wife had son.
my mother-in-law, the step-sister
of my son, is also his grandmother,
because he is her step-son's child. My
father is the brother-in-law OF my
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29

schools and the parents in turn thru
the children. Literature explaining
the purpose Of the campaign, the pro-
motion Of calf, sheep and pig clubs,
the writing Of essays by children on
the reasons why better bred cattle
pay will be. among the features to
reach the children.
Material for the children will come
from the U. S. Government, the AS
ISOLATION and the Exchange. County
Agents already are advancing the club
movement, while bankers and bust
ness men in the farming districts al
so are aiding in many instances with
prizes.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
MECHANICS OF STATES.

Alabama-Cotton State; Arkansas
Bear state; California-Golden
state; Colorado-Centennial state;
Connecticut--Nutmeg state, Della
ware-Diamond state; Florida-Ev-
erglade state; Idaho-Gem of the
Mountains; Illinois-Parairie state /;
ndiana-Hoosier state Iowa-Hawk-
eye state; Kansas-Sunflowe state /;
Kentucky-Bluegrass state; Louisia-
na-Creole state; Maine-Pine Tree
state; Maryland-Old Line state
Massachusetts-Old Bay state; Mich,
-Wolverien state; Minnesota-Gop
err or North Star state; Mississippi
Bayou state; Missouri-Show-m
state; Montana-Treasure state; Ne
Observation-Disclosures state; Nevada
-Sagebrush state; New Hampshire
Granite state; N. Y-Garden state,
N. Cold North state; N. OAK
Flickertail state; Ohio-Buckeye
state; Oklahoma-Boomer state;
Oregon-Beaver state; Pa.-Key-
stone state; r. Little Rhody; S. c.
state; S. Dak.-Sunshine
state; Tennessee-Big Bend state;
Texas-Lone star state; Utah-Bee-
hive state; Vermont-Green Noun
tain state; Virginia-Old Dominion
state; ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS state
West Virginia; Panhandle state; Wis.
state; Wyoming-Equality
state.-Pathfinder.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
SCHOOLS ENLISTED TO AID
LIVESTOCK MOVEMENT

Indications that the public schools
of the state in the rural sections will
enter the campaign for better bred
livestock were evidenced yesterday
when favorable response to letters TO
several county superintendent ask
ing assistance was received by the
Louisville Livestock Exchange and
The Kentucky Pure Bred livestock
Association.
Appreciation of the seriousness OF
the livestock situation was expressed
by the superintendents- as well as
concern as to the success Of the cam
paign. An effort will be made by the
exchange and the Association to
roash the children direct thru the
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
GERMAN COMMERCIAL
SUPREMACY, FORECAST

New York. April 23.-That Ger.
many is the only European nation tc
profit from the war, and that she will
probably gain commercial suprema-
cy over her rivals is the belief OF
Prof. Samuel Albertus Brown, dean
of New York University Medical Col
lege, who has Just returned from
abroad. Dean Brown went as per-
sonal physician to Charles NJ. Sch
wab, with whom he studied foreign
conditions, particularly in France and
Italy.
France feels that we should can
eel our debt, as 1t was contracted in
combating a common enemy said
Dean Brown. Elm Italy the posi-
bility of paying it back to us seems
so remote in the eyes of the public
that the question is not taken serious
ly.
There is a great tendency to blame
ex-President Wilson for all the ills
and troubles now Detailing the coun-
tries involved in the late war, so that
his popularity is not nearly as great
as when he visited the other side.
Conditions in France" said Dean
Brown, have improved very much
since my visit of two years ago, about
the time of the armistice. The peo-
pie are working; the rate of produc-
ton is rising, and economy, the
strength of the French, is everywhere
evident.
"The financial burden of France is
tremendous 1t wants the indemni-
ty. yet to procure it would mean a
resulting development in Germany,
and it is this economic rivalrythat is
feared.
There is a poverty of currency in
France-only paper money is availa-
BILE. The country is entirely denud-
ed of gold and silver. No traveller
UT inHdDltdul may iCd'S rAOhSh SUI
with more than 5000 francs, the ex-
cess above this being exchanged for
notes.
1.-THE United States should be toll
Grant of France for it is i'll, and, as
such, irritable and sharp, saying
things not really meant"
Speaking of Italy, Den Brown de-
clares that there is less hostility to
us. The government is having great
The great Italian asset is
man power, bdk there are no raw ma
to work with. Steel, coal, iron
are all imported and, with the lire at
8 cents, II is impossible to purchase
raw materials. There is even a
bread tax and macaroni, the Italian
staple, may be had only four days a
week. There still exist two meatless
days a week.
The Germans are willing to work
hard. They labor under a ten to
working day for daily
wage of 20 marks. with the marks
worth about a cent. Once the in
is fixed, Germany viii pro-
yress with very rapid strides.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29

During a case tried in a Cleveland
court the prosecuting attorney en-
countered somewhat difficult wit
ness. Finally he asked the man II he
knew any of the men on the jury.
Eyes, sir" replied the witness,
more than half Of them.
Are you willing to swear that
you know more than half of them?"
demanded the prosecutor.
why" said the witness promptly,
"if 1t comes to that, sir, / am willing
to swear that I know more than all
of them put together"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29

'I-have studied great DEAL" re-
marked Mr.. Cassisus Chex, but there
is one thing l can't understand"
What is that?"
"Why man who borrows hun
dred dollars and can't pay is a fail
ure while man who borrows a mil
lion dollars is success whether he
can pay it or not. "-Washington Star.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
LIMIT OF LIQUOR FOR
MEDICINE ANNOUNCED
9 Gallons OF Wine, Four and Seven
Eighths OF Beer To BE
Your Allowance.

Washington, April 23.--An arbi-
trary limit of four and seven-e.ghtn
gallons of beer and three gallons of
wine as the maximum a physician ma
prescribe at any one time, has been
set in new prohibition regulations
which await the approval of David
H. Blair, the new commissioner OF
internal revenue.
In making this announcement to-
day Prohibition Commissioner Kra-
mer said that while under Attorney
General Palner's recent opinion the
amount of beer or wine prescribed by
physician ever given period could
not be limited, It was believed mat
the amount of individual prescrir-
tions could be limited to reason
able maximum.
Chinese Wine Released.
II would not be practical, he said,
to require a patient for whom two
or three bottles of beer a day might
be prescribed, to obtain a prescrip-
ton for each day.
Issuance of beer and wine regula-
lions, Mr.. Kramer emphasized, will
depend entirely upon the decision of
the new internal revenue commission
er. Regulations as prepared for his
approval, he said, we're merely tenta-
tive.
About $4,000 cases Of Chinese
wine-Ng Ka Py-has been ordered
released from customs houses for use
as medicine, Prohibition Commits
sioner Kramer said today. Most of
the wine is held at San Francisco,
with considerable at New York and
Boston.
The Chinese wine, Mr.. Kramer ex-
planned was imported for medical
purposes before the adoption of the
prohibition bureau standard as to the
amuOnt of alcohol which such pre-
parations might contain.
Commissioner Kramer took occa-
sion today to say-that prohibition en-
forcement conditions thruout the !
country we're improving steadily.
Very little real whisky at present, he
said, is out of government bond. al
tho prohibition forces are having
some difficulty with smuggling along
the Canadian border and in Florida.
Ban Is Modified.
Modification of the ban against
of liquor from ware
houses to permit wholesale druggists
to withdraw liquor from bond and
from wholesale free warehouses, eff
fective May 16 was announced to-
night by Prohibition Commissioner
Kramer. Thine modification does not
include wholesale liquor dealers.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
HUNTING LIONS
IN "OLD" MEXICO

Chicago, April 23.-Lassoing lions
is better for spring fever than sassa-
fras tea, according to Stanley H.
Graham, who has just returned
from a three months hunting trip
in Mexico
He bl ought back the skins of four
teen mountain lions. eight tigers,
Twelve deer, twelve MEXICAN monkeys
and twenty peccaries.
"I've hunted nearly every variety
of game in North America" he said,
"but trailing the mountain lion beats
them all forthrills. The only way to
hunt lions is with bloodhounds and
fast horses. A lion will measure
seven feet four inches from nose to
tip of tail and weigh 100 pounds. A
Mexican lion is what you call hard
boiled egg.'
bowling his fury, into cave. I'd go
into the cave with a short carbine and
candle on pole. The lion would
poke his head around an alley in the
cave to see the strange light. Then
I'd pop him. OF course, the discharge
of the gun put out the candle, and
it's sort of ticklish on the backbone,
because you don't know whether
you've really killed him or not.
Graham's wife killed four lions.
tits more fun than playing
BRIDE" she said.
Graham has what is said to be the
only pack of bloodhounds in the
world trained to hunt lions. Two of
them are worth $4,000 and have sent
eight criminals to the penitentiary
because, they were able to pick up a
scent seventy-two hours old.
Once during the recent hunt the
pack ran three days and nights at
ter one lion. Graham's horse played
out and the chase was given up. Ora
ham has been hunting for twenty
years. He was the hunting friend of
former President Roosevelt. When
not hunting he sells wallpaper.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
SEIZE sMUGGLED DRUGS

Drugs bearing German markings
ar d valued at 100000 we're resent
ly seized in raid on the store of
David Botti, New York importer.
Police claim the drugs are part of a
$4,000 shipment which had been
smuggled into the country and a por-
tion of which had been seized several
weeks ago.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29

visitor-what does the chaplain do
here?
Freshman-Oh, he gets up in cha
pel every morning. looks over the
student body, and then prays for the
college.=Leigh Burr.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29

Judge-What is your occupation
my man?
Prisoner am a bus driver, my
lord
Judge-You mean you are the driy-
er of horses attached thereto?
PrisOner-Yes. sir.
Judge-You are charged with hit
ting this man on the face. Did you
do 1t?
Prisoner--Certainly not
Judge-What did you do, then?
Prisoner hit him on the nasal
organ attached thereto.-London
Answers.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29
HONOR EDITH CAvELL

Tho Rockefeller fovncatio- has
donated 43, 000. 900 francs toward a
total of 100000 francs for new
buildings and endowments of the
medical school of the University of
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29

child, because HIS step-sister is his
wife. ] am the brother of my own
son, who is also the child of my
grandmother. am my mothers
brother-in-law, my wife is her own
child's aunt, my son is my fathers
nephew, and l am my own grand
.atner. National Tribune.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-04-29

"our new company is capitalized
at $50,0O0,000."
"Greatl Let me see your prospec-
tus."
"Oh we haven't got out a prospec-
tus yet. The COMPOUNDED printer
wants his pay in advance. Utica
Globe.