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America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03

Washington, 2 Dec. = In cer-
curile bine initiate sc spune ca All
S IA facut oarecare aprOplere de
punctul de vedere japonez mai
ales in ce priveste mentinerea
trupelor straine pc teritoriul Chi
nei. In schimb Japonia ar Fl ia
cut concesiuni referiteare la re-
ducerea navala. Sc vOrbeste 81
desprc posibilitatea ca serbatoa,
rea navala de zece ami, propusa
de delegatia americana, - sub
durata Garcia n ar Fl fost permits
sd Sc faca constructii navale, =
sc va m0difica astfel ca Sc vOr
face constructii de vase capitale,
dar pc 0 baza foarte redusa. Sc
site ca delegatii japonezi 81 brl-
tani vOr la orice caz modificarea
aceasta 81 oficerii americani, -
pana la un punct Oarecare, 90
impartasesc punctul lor de We
dere. Chestia aceasta ma fost dis
cutata de expertii naval Gu toate
ca a putut face punct de discutie
GU ocaziunea intrevederii de eri
ce a avut loc intre sefii delega-
tiunilor celor trei puteri mari.
Delegate britani, imediat la in
ceput, au arafat importanta 81 ne
cesitatea construirii, insa pc baza
mai redusa, casi ''un vas intr 'un
an" dar ei au declarat imediat
ca n'au intentia sd sfatuiasca ca
fiecare putere sa construiasca
cate un vas in fiecare an.
Oficerii americani insa au de-
clarat ca ar Fl foarte destul ca
fiecare putere sd n'aiba in con.
,structie mai multi decat cate un
vas, ceeace ar 1nsemna ca fiecare
putere sd constrniasca trei vase
in @ecursrl acestui period de zece
ami carl ar lua locul vaselor inye'
chite, adeca vaselor carl isunt maj
hatrane de 40 ami.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03

din uniuni, sa-si intipareasca in
mlnte ca nu poate ii o prosperi-
tate reala afara din acea care Sc
naste din produsul muncei. Cand
producatorii, muncitorii, nu au
bani, atunci nu sunt bani nici
pentru cea mai mare parte a res
tului din moi. Afacerile sunt rele.
Piatra fundamentals tutulor
traiurilor bune este muncitorul.
Slabiti-l pc el prin leafa mica 81
munca excesiva 81 yeti slabi in
tregul edificiu social. ST aterie-
rele deschise in aplicarea lui fl
nala insemneaza char aceasta -
leafa mica, munca excesiva, mum
citorul culcat Gu fata in jos, fara
nici un ajutor, sub calcaiul pa
tronului.
Atelierele deschise lucreaza
pentru marele beneficiu al acelor
corporatiuni carl Sc fngrasa pc
miseria masselor.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03

Ziarul Cleveland Press de eri
publica sub titlul de mai sus ur-
matorul articol pc care il reco-
mandam atentiunei cetitorilor
nostri:
Ohio devenit principalul camp
de lupta in razboiul pentru ate
liere deschise care a inceput in
diferite industrii de catre asocia.
tiunea patronilor din tara.
Anul acesta cinzeci de mil de
lucratori din Ohio sunt ameste.
cati in lupta in care atelierele
deschise au fost scopul luptei.
Grevele 81 lockouturile pentru a.
telierele deschise carl sunt de pre-.
zent in Ohio ating urmatoarele
branse in localitatile citate: Tipo-
grafii de carti 81 lucrari marunte
din toate orasele mari din Stat
distribuitorii de lapte 81 modelie
rii din Cleveland; electricianii s.
lucratorii constructor din Tole
do; lucratorii constructor dir
Youngstown 81 Elyria; turnatori
din Alliance 81 Massillon; lucra
tori de tramvaiu din Dayton
lucratorii din atelierele Cali fera
te Erie din Marion, 81 masinisti
din fabricele de caramida dir
Nelsonville. La inceputul anulu
'au facut mai multe incercari
Gu succese partiale de a forta ate
liarele deschise in diferite indus
trii in Cincinnati, Portsmouth $
Springfield.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03

In lupta aceasta impotriva ate
ierelor deschise Uniunile 81 mai
Gu seama fruntasii Uniunilor au
o mare responsibilities. violen-
tele, intimidarile - metoadele sill.
nice, deplorate 81 condamnate de
marea massa a rnembrilor uniuni-
lor, nici odata n'au ajutat 81 nu
vor I utica ajuta cauzei muncitori.
lor. Conducere inistita, intsligen.
ia, onestitate 81 sinceritate in afa-
ceri publioe, bunavointa dc Q de.
pune o ii deplina de munc& PEN.
tru leafa cinstit4 de o ii - aceste
fcrmeaza opinia public4 favora.
bjla, 81 opinia public4 favora
bila este care castig4 victoria II
disputa muncei, pentru Q partl
sau oea-lalt&.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03
Congresu| Sc
rodoschide |uni
Harding staruieste sa Sc voteze
legea vamala.

Washington, 3 Dec. = Congre-
sui Sc redeschide Luni in sesiune
ordinara. Legile principale carl
asteapta sd fie votate sunt:
Credite pentru operatiunile gu
vernului i'm anul fiscal care in
cepe Gu l Iulie 1922.
Votarea legei vamale perma
nente.
Legea pentru consolidarea da-
toriilor, imputernicind guvernul
sd consolideze, obligatiunile natiu-
nilor streine.
Deciderea chestiumei de a sub.
ventiona marina de comert, ce
ruta de Presedintele Harding s.
amendarea legei marinei de co
inert.
Legiferarea sau respingeres
pentru totdeauna a proiectulu
prin care Sc acorda despagubir
veteranilor de razboiu.
Sc poate avansa Cd presedintel,
Harding in Mesagiul sau va sta
rui Gu tariful vamal permanen
sd fie vOtat cat de curand 81 );
Sc dea administratiei puteri dis
cretionale sd coboare sau sa ri
dice taxele vamale, pana la vO
tarea 81 promulgarea tarifulu
vamal permaner.t.
Presedintele in Mesagiul lui v:
mai cere un ajutor guyernamen
tai pentru flamanzii din Russia
Mesagiul Sc va referi 81 la supr;
taxa malta, care a fost adoptat;
impotriva obiectiunei administra
tiunei insa nu sc va oferi un plal
pentru revizuirca acestei legi.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03
PATRU 0oPu MTR UN AN.
Mama Q numai de 80 ami 81 are
xece copii.

Abilene, Tex, 2 Dec. - In maj
putin de un an, dina M. N. Young
q nascut patru copii. La inceputul
acestui an dina Young nascu:
un baiat 81 zilele trecute dat
nastere Ia trei baieti.
Muma este de 80 AMI 81 are
|zeee copii.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03
LANDRU A FACUT
RECURS

Paris, 3 Dec. - S'a facut un
APPEL contra cOndamnarii la moar-
te a lui Henry Desire Landru, ca,
re fost acuzat in legatura Gu
disparitia II femei 81 a unui
copil.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03
Ohio centru| |upte|or pentru
ateiere deSChiSe

lefuri mari 81 conditiumi bune de
lucru. Fara indoiala ca multi din
acestia sunt sinceri 81 adevarat
ca astazi sunt fabrici in Ohio in
carl lucreaza alaturi lucratori
unionisti 81 neunionisti Gu leafa
81 conditiuni compatible Gu re-
gulele uniunilor. Dar patronul nu
are intotdeauna cuvantul deplin.
Ell este supus imprejurarilor 81
conditiunilor concurentei. Stand
lstransi laolalta, lucratorii pot re-
sista la nedreptati. Luptand sim
guratici, care este singurul mi jloc
de lupta pc care il pot intrebuinta
Gu sistemul atelierelor deschise, Ell
nu pot atinge nici un scop. De
pilda, sub ateliere deschise, nu
este mimic care sd opreasca
pc patron sd sc bucure de con,
ditiunile actuale de lipsa de
lucru. sa intre la tocmeala Gu lu.
cratori flamanzi = individual, nu
colectiv, a Sc juca Gu un ON impo-
trivia altui ON, maturandu-i unul
cate unul. Lasati pc un patron
dintr'o industrie sd adopte poll
tica aceasta 81 toti eel lalti pa
troni din aceasi industrie vor ii
siliti sd urmeze metOda. Eli vOr
trebui so urmeze ca altfel concu-
renta ii va arunca afara din
afacere.
lnvoiala cOlectiya nu poate
exista prin ateliere deschise. Fard
invoiala colectiva lefurile sc CO.
Dor 81 orele de lucru Sc inmultesc
revenind inapoi la epoca intune.
coasa a industrializmului pentru
lucratori.
+ un fapt ce nu sc poate mega
ca sub conditiunile atelierelor de.
schise patronul POATE reduce
lefurile 81 resturna conditiunile
de lucru, 81, orr cat ar fl de Elm.
slit 81 uman, ell VA FACE aceasta
mai curand de cat sa fie secs
afara din afacere prin concu
renta.
In starea de All a luptei putin
Sc vede efectul atelierelor deschi
sc in Ohio. Va trece ami pana
cand sc va coace tOate roadele
atelierelor deschise, dar recolta {
sigura 81 fructul va Fl amar.
Patronii find organizati 81 lu
cratorii find neorganizati, SAT
mai bine zis desorganizati, patro
Mi dicteaza, ii platesc cum vor e
81 lie spune cate ore trebue sa lu
creze pentru plata lor. z un sis
tenn ia sau pleaca' Gu toate a
vantajele in partea patronului.
In vremurile vechi, inainte d,
a Sc organiza muncitorii, stares
lor a fost Gu putin mai buna ca /,
unui sclav. Ziua de II 81 IA ore d,
lucru era regula obisnuita 5
lefurile earl Sc plateau de-abi;
ajungea sd tie sufletul impreuna
de trup. Munca numai prin orga
nizatiune putut ajunge in stare;
Ell de All.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03

Sc vorbeste despre posibilitatea
ca sc vor chema inca 81 alte natii
in conferinta' inainte de sfarsitul
eli. Intre aceste natii ar fl 81 Ger
mania 81 alte tari europene carl
au mai multa armata.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03

Cazul lui Fatty Roscoe Arbuc.
kle, comedianul acuzat in lega-
tura Gu moartea actritei Virginia
Rappe, fost dat juratilor eri
dupa amiazi la ora 4. La ora II
de seara, dupa Z ore de discutic,
juratii n'au ajuns inca la verdict
caci 0 femeie era pentru condam.
narea actorului. 0 multime gro.
zava care astepta verdictul in
sala tribunalului, era deceptio.
nata cand, la ora IL p. M, sd
anunrat ca juratii au fost inchis
peste noapte caci n'au putut a
duce verdict 81 deliberarea lor Sc
va continua dimineata.
Arbuckle fost foarte nervos
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03

Un barbat sau femeie nefiind
membrii intro Uniune munci-
torilor probabil va zice Ell bine,
ce are aface9 Ce-mi pasa mie de
Uniunie Pentru mine nu-i nici O
diferenta daca sc sdrobesc uniu.
nile" Va fl insa diferenta pen
tru d-voastra. va fl diferenta
pentru moi, toti. Daca atelierele
deschise vor triumfa in general,
urmat de reducerea lefurilor 81
inmultirea orelor de lucru, pros
peritatea 1ntregei comunitati va
Fl atinsa.
Negustorul va suferi fiindca un
lucrator platit Gu leafa mica nu
va putea cumpara asa de DIES ca
eel Gu leafa mai mare.
Imputinarea banilor va opera
de-lungul liniei pana cand va
atinge tot asa de gray ca pc
lucrator 81 pc doctori, dentisti,
advocati.
Lucratorii neorganizati, fie in
ateliere sau birouri, sufera find
ca este impossible Sc ranesti o par
te din corpul economic fara Sc
sufere intreg corpul.
Moi suntem doua grupe, moi
Americani - acei carl pot sa
traiasca fara sa lucreze 81 acei
carl nu pot. Toti acei din ultimul
grup vor Fl atinsi de succesul sau
insuccesul miscarii pentru atelie
re deschise, 81 foarte multi 81 din
grupul dintaiu, fie ca eli reali
zeaza aceasta acum sau nu.
Decl, mlScarea atellerelOr des
chise devine mai multi ca dis
puta dintre corporatiuni 81 uni
uni. Este o afacere vasta care pri
veste intreg publicul, meritanc
atentiunea linistita 81 analitica {
tutulor carl cred in jocul cinsti
Isl mentinerea tipului american.
Ateliere deschise mai intotdea
una insemneaza ateliere inchis,
i inchise pentrl toti acei car
Tered ca in uniuni Sc afla taria s
Cd numai prin organizatiuni, cun
stunt organizati 81 patronii lor, e
Ipot obtine 81 mentine recunoas
terea drepturilor lor.
| Stunt patroni carl spun ca e
vnr atolioro doc0hiso nurooi Find
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03
Cazui hi ATbuckIe in
mana juTatiOr
Fri seara II au fost pentru lar
/ vot contra achit&rii lui
Arbuckle.


SAN FRANCISCO, 8 Dec. -
Juratii in cazul lui Fatty Roscoe
Arbuclle au stat eri noapte ILL
pentru achitare inainte de ce au
fost trimisi sd Sc culce. Raportul
spune ca juratul care este pentru
condamnare este o femeie.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03

81 pentru acei carl sunt ATARI
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-12-03
PENTRU MONUMENTUl
ECATERINA TEoD0R0iU

Suma cea din nEuAx &1.55e. r
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
What to Saw to Blondes-The Tutt- Tutt Toddle

for wind. Her throat will be
sprained, her wrist will need tun-
ing and the piano will be sore. and
really now. Harvey. etc. and etc.
But you must stand firm as the
insurance trademark and insist
that she oblige. Finally she will
be coaxed enough and will inquire
as to what she shall play. Now
pay close attention to this. and II
You have no diary to write II down
In, rent one by the day:
Agnyses never play jazz!
In the whole tribe Of Ag there
was but one exception to this rule,
and she was merely a halfbreed
who spelled her name with an Q.
Do not ask for q chip or two of
the Blues, therefore. but suggest
that she give you q slice Of Lucia
de Camambert" or The Girl from
the Middle West" or some other
opera. the name of which you can
secure from the phonograph record
advertisements.
If you have stood firm before.
stand nrmer when you reach this
point. II 1t was cruel of her to
look at you 1t will be crueler when
she sings at you. TUFTS Agnys
had a voice full of crumbs, and
Tut thought of sending her q pneu-
matte cleaner to sweep It with. so
untold was the agony which he en-
dured for the cause.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16

beg Of her on bended knees-your
own. that is-kindly to refrain from
letting you see her adorably con-
spicuous eyes, because the nero
sight Of their hazel recesses makes
you feel rash enough to stop up the
city water supply with your gaudy
carcass. II her orbs are not basel,
do not call them fllbert or pecan.
Use same graceful and substantial
phrase such as irretrievably COM
pact or inordinately translucent.
Having implored her to spare
your worthless life for yet q little
while. You must ask that she de-
light your soul with q chunk Of
exquisite music. She will prob
ably claim that you wouldn't ask
her to perform II you had ever
heard her before.
Later you will believe this even
moro than she docs. But at the
moment you must exclaim aloud In
anguish of mind and put sackcloth
and ashes on your head for sorrow
that one so young and fair should
be SO cruel to herself and you.
Stand your ground like q man and
tell her you have q hunch that she
has spent most Of her life in a
piano box. and that her voice would
make @. Curci sound like one of
the gashouse quartette at practice.
When Agnys gets the full force
OF this she will siggie and stall
The Washington times., 1921-10-16

you would look untidy In orange
trousers and a checked coat. The
shoes are not important, and II the
weather Is seasonable you may
omit them.
When you have painstakingly
laid out your raiment and have
wound your watch. put on the raj
ment and firmly but gently de-
posit the watch in some Idle waste
basket. You will not need 1t, for
1t is obligatory that you do not
leave Agnys's house except by spe-
cial request.
Hero Is the password:
Admire dead Agnys until you
bust. and this be your motto, in
soft soap We trust.
Let your light 30 shine that
Agnys cannot help but realize that
compared to her the stars are rs
last years pinwheels, which wheel
not. nyther do they pin; that the
actresses who recommend Yellonose
Facial Varnish look like cheap
Autographs Of Odd Fellows Hall
when stacked up alongside her
strictly Grecian profile and Paris
ian form divine, and that for abso-
lutte, unquestionable classiness she
has Cleopatra, Mary and Norma
80 jealous that their faces look like
the decorations on March II.
When you have been in the
Agynsian presence for Q short time
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
Life's Disillusions
BY Lisle Bell.

T YE r,ised farm, and there he discovered:
That it's fun doing a
morning
That exciting
diversion world.
That following plow for eight steris
That dairy maid is prier q a
lightning rod salesman
A decided
n That it's fun
Winter morning
citing diversion IN the world.
That following column figures for bsterins
freight Office IS cinch
That the girl he aed prstter
he caught up
within a
didn't
ND desperation York.
n he discovered:
That it's fun trying wake your hndlady you
morning without your key.
That Sunday exciting
diversion in the world
following fappers Broadway eight
doesn't anywhere
GIRL
living with her mother.
only snappy range
o his pocketbook
VvyHEREUPoN he back the thrill
w by driving village Saturday
orios and fifteen movie
that released In ls14
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
Getting Round It

A YOUNG lady was critically exr
IA aminipg q pair of shoes which
the clerk had Just fitted on. She
carefully scrutinized nrst one foot.
then the other. Finally she said.
slowly.
Don't you think one Of my feet
is larger than the other?"
mo. indeed. madam" replied
the would-be diplomatic clerk
"On the contrary, I think one 10
smaller than the other"
The Washington times., 1921-10-16

Let us draw q soundproof cur
tain over the ensuing scene. When
Agnys has found the last chord or
whatever the poet calls that group
Of harmony which cheers but does
not inebriate. you must applaud
longly and loudly. but in q super
latively admiring manner. Do not
clap your hands or stamp your
feet or whistle. but REMAIN seated
and assume that far-away look Of
rapture appearing on the faces Of
those who have received Handknit
Union Suits, as per advertisement.
for Christmas.
The idea is that you are carried
away by her throaty utterances-
that you have been carried so far
that II takes two fares and q trans
fer to get back. Finally, express
your appreciation In words. II Is
appropriate to say that her tech.
nique is abnormal. her expression
divine. her tone superb. Also you
might include a statement to the
effect that her depth is fathomless,
her atmospheric creation 9 plur-
ibus unum and that her chiaroscuro
do beat all.
A very good word Is chiaroscuro
and one seldom used in connection
with vocality. Its meaning being
unknown, It Is employed exten-
sively by art critics.
But let's 90 back to Agnys. We
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
Business Dull.

THE following story Is told of y
young lawyer who was not over
whelmed with clients. A friend en-
tering the Office one day observed
on the desk cheap alarm clock.
Taking It home" he observed,
ito wake you UP In the morningsr'
The lawyer smiled.
mo" he replied, II am keeping
Il there to wake me up when it's
time to 60 home"
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
Explained.

MAMMA-Now, Jimmy, you must
AVA promise me not to steal any
more OF those preserves.
Jimmy--All right. mamma, I'll
promise, honest Injun, cross my
heart.
Mamma-why are you 80 will
ing7 That looks suspicious.
Jimmy--I've ct all there vss
there.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
By Rhoda Montade

will assume that she has been sd-
mired emphatically and with gusto.
II you are brave and love your art
you will ask her to sing something
else. Tut did, and he said 1t
brought down the house and her
father.
After you have shown your large
understanding OF musical terms
Agnys will appreciate your applause
all the more. because she will think
you know what you are talking
about. II you do you are luckier
than we have been.
All former statutes to the con-
trary. you must keep on admiring.
II you do all this with vim, vigor.
verve and variety It will keep you
busy until 1880 or theresbouts.
In fact, as We said in the begin
ming. you must not leave until re-
Quested. .
And now permit us to indulge in
q few generalities. When you are
with q blonde make It . point to
talk at her and not with her. For
whenever a blonde gets the bit in
her teeth and starts to do her
share Of the conversing you may
az well pick out a nice, likely
drunkard's grave and fill It immed-
lately. Therefore, do all the talk
ing yourself.
All sins are divided into two
classes. omitted and committed.
The chief sin in blonde converse
ton .s the omitted. That is to say.
omit no lie and tell no truth. II
you tell all the lies you are capable
Of telling the truth will have to
sleep on the mantel.
This applies to blondes only. II
you are caught lying to q blonde
she will let no one know It for fear
Of being ridiculed. so 1t is quite safe
to let your imagination swing Wild.
A brunette is altogether different.
When she has found out that the
truth is not in you she will at once
scheme a revenge. In fact, II
brunette gets after you 1t is likely
that you will have no chance to
pick your own grave.
II serves you right II you lie to
a redhead.
Speaking Of getting caught re-
minds us that we have probably told
our last untruth. We refer to so
cial untruths only, OF course.
For now that we have been so
candid in our endeavors to aid you
II will be impossible for US to con-
tinue our chosen calling. In fact,
we shall be unable to call on any
one, chosen or otherwise. Very few
people appreciate an artistic lie.
when they recognize 1t as such, and
those who do are never blondes.
II takes o liar TO enjoy a lie, and
psychologists now admit that
blondes are seldom liars. Not
few of them think they are, but
One last word before the keeper
arrives. II you are not a monu-
mental. jealous expert, welded to
your applied art and desiring no
reward but the knowledge OF a lie
we'll told-if you are not an A-No. 1
staple and fancy liar-tell the truth.
Ifyou are not the aforementioned
things. but desire to be them, write
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
Would Not Have q Secret from
Him.

WIFE-Have you any secrets yos
w keep from me, dearestT
Husbsnd-None, darling.
wife-Then I am determined I
will have none from you, either.
Husband-You have secrets,
thsn7
w1fe-Only one, and I am re-
solved TO make a clean breast OF n.
Husband (hoarsely)-Go on.
wife-ror several days have
had a secrct--a secret longing for
a new Spring suit with hat -
match.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
Cogitations of a Cuckoo


GENIUS birthday ssd
~ then convince her that he hasn't
We
and the time hs calls again.
9 o after an The
reduce the income for those earning o
thousand dollars q ysari
Beauty only deep
what . skin II Isl
We aren't bit particular
We get en-
Yes times change Once q when he
hosiery To-day he dcssnt have to wish
danger mans life when girl would rather
psrtaks with him than Holsters and biscuit toron
with somebody else
Some rise great oDs.tOrs and
must como down as soon as they reach the TOP
uys1sR,cAI FACTS you DON'T xNow--No1.
George he knew woa
Also because wouN
day theme Of crackertack motion picture story
worm Gets caught by far better to be
lazy bed until after the early bird has had Its h
Fo says the French army Europe
already been pretty thoroughly swept
Tho only mystery mystery ships from the Bahamas
how get over here SOBER
About the only person the Arbuche Joe
a.,, manufacturer went to his
manufacturer turned ana seo =.
Uers you n the dress busness?"
mo" h
"You will be next THURSDAY"
and bring makes Scotland famous So he
a spris of hesheri .'.
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
His Better" Half
THE man who bets on a horse
race may think he Is betting

THE man who bets on a horse
race may think he is betting
on a sure thing. but the man
who bets on anything with a
woman already knows what the
sure thing Is. The sure thing is
he is going to lose.
No man ever made a bet with q
woman yet and got away with 1t.
Even when you win there's q catch
In It.
A man took a pretty girl out to
dinner. and along about the time
they reached the demi tasse she
became confidential. She began to
tell her escort what kind of person
he was likely to marry.
"Tn tell you the sort of giri you'll
probably marry" she said. You'll
marry a girl who doesn't like to
walk In the rsin.~
mo. you're all wrong" he de-
clared.
"Will you bet on TT" she asked.
Anything you like" he agreed.
"All right" she said. 'T'll bet
you an umbrella that you'll marry
a girl who doesn't like to walk in
the rain"
-
Well. that fellow got married the
other day.
He married the girl he made the
bet with.
She Ia a girl who likes to walk
In the rain.
SO he won the bet.
She bought tfm the umbrella
and charged II to his account.
As We said before. you always
lose when you bet with . woman
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
Pitfalls Of Success.

SSIJOw'S your son, the lawyer
II that went to Texas, getting
on?"
Badly, poor fellow. He's in
jail"
"How's thstf"
"He was retained by q horse
thief to defend him, and he made
such . good plea that the Judge
held him as An Accessory"
The Washington times., 1921-10-16
Defective Covering.

DURLESQUE MANAGER latter
- first performance)-So you
consider Lola the Live Wires
dance o little too-er-advancsd
for this burg, eh? Anything we
can do to conform to the local re-
Quirements?
Police Captain-More Insulation
might help.