Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-11

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nothing did him any good until he got
horse chestnut and carried it around
III his pocket Then the rheumatism
disappeared, and hasn't played a re-
turn engagement since. l have talked
with Jasper often, trying to point out
the folly Of his claim but he refuses
to yield an inch. I used to have all
kinds of rheumatics before | got that
horse chestnut he says. and now
haven't q single one. Who would ask
better proof than that?
"And echo answers who, my dear
Mrs. Jiggers. 1t may be that horse
chestnut in the hip pocket is a specific
for rheumatism. 1t isn't safe to de
nounce any theory as false alarm.
Ira Grifway used to be always
grooming about his diseases until it
became unpleasant to meet him. He
couldn't talk about anything else. He
ignored the crops and regarded the
weather with contempt and devoted
all his great energy and talents to a
discussion of the things that were
hurting him. Then all of sudden he
began bOasting of how hale and
hearty he was. He explained that the
road to health was absurdly easy, and
there was no excuse for sickness any
where. All man had to do, he said
was to get up early in the morning.
before SUNRISE and draw in a hundred
long breaths of the crisp morning air.
"He made the discovery himself, and
it was more important than any mod
ern invention. His sincerity is shown
by the fact that there was no possible
graft connected with it. A man can't
sell the morning atmosphere at so
much per breath. Ira's great discov-
cry was free to everybody. If [ were
going to invent cure for anything
ia compound something that could be
put up in bottles and sold at dollar
a throw. The man who invents
fresh air cure is running benevOlence
into the ground.
>"His cure was so cheap that | de-
cided to try it, as [ was suffering
from a broken heart and a sluggish
liver at that period. / set my alarm
clock for an hour before sunrise, and
got up in the pale, bleak dawn and
put my head out of the window to in
hale the prescribed hundred breaths.
l had reached the twenty
breath when dissipated bee or wasp,
on its way home from night of rev
M ct1 In I
in such haste to put a porous plas-
ter on that organ that | didn't finish
the treatment, and never tried it
again.
"But knew many people who
claimed they were cured of everything
from the mumps, hoof and mouth dis
ease, by the hundred-breaths treat
ment
There was a spring on my fathers
farm, and I doped it with sulphuric
acid and a few other wholesome in
gradients. and then began selling the
water to the afflicted for ten cents q
Jug. Some marvellous cures were eff
fect6tl. Men hObbled there on
crutches to buy the healing fluid, and
when they left they threw theflt
crutches away.
''FOr a brief session I had more
small change than any boy in the
county, but my father returned home
from a visit, and when he found out
what l had been doing, he inter
viewed me with hickory pole and for
Il year or two l was busy paying back
the money / had collected from suf-
ferers. The people who had been
healed suffered relapse as soon as
they heard the water was faxed !;
which goes to show, Mrs Jiggers. that
we are entitled to a better quality of
butter on this table"