The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-07-16

responds to the throttle Immediately.
What more could a woman ask?
If you have never driven a car, I
can't imagine one that would be bet
ter to learn to drive than a Buick
and If you already know how to drive,
you will appreciate the ease with
which you can handle this make.
A Buick is a car you will never be
ashamed of. The lines are good look
ing and the finish of the car is beau
tiful and lasting.
If you are considering a new motor
car, call the Wood Motors Company
for a demonstration. Try driving a
Buick yourself, and I know youth ad-
nit that have told you the truth.
Mr.. Eighbrow:, Franklin brought
electricity down from the sky.
Mr.. Lowbrow: And the electric
light company is putting it back up
again.-Life.
YOUNG AMERICA is music mad
and should be encouraged. There are
a number of orchestraa in town made
up of boys who are musically inclined,
and whose parents have supplied
| them with musical instruments.
Do you realize that placing a saxa-
phone or cornet in your boys posses
| sion insures many hours of diversion
at home. and happy evenings spent
there and in the homes of his boy
! -,
Don't hesitate to buy q horn or
drums on account of the neighbors-
we were all young once. and anyway,
| if your neighbor isn't footing now,
someone else in his family probably
will be before1ong.
Jump in the swim. boy, and begin
| to play with other beginners. Don't
wait until all your friends are going
good on their musical instruments and
then wish that you could do it too.
| The demand for instrumental mu-
| sic is so insistent that the New York
university offered several special
classes this summer in band and or
| chestral instruments.
Take your boy down to the Jenkins
& Sons Music company and help him
| select the instrument he wants to
| play. You will find a very splendid
selection of saxaphones, comets, ban
| jos, trombones--in fact, everything in
band or string instruments.
Library clerk: Neither "Manon''
nor Carmen" has come in yet, sir.
Facetious gentleman: Hang it!
You can't trust these women!-Le
Journal Amusant (Paris).
DID YOU know that the -'s
lost bunch of money last spring +?
Well, they did. They bought a right
smart of oil stock instead of the good
old reliable bonds (No, this isn't an
| investment company adj, and the oil
well went kafluey-also the vacation
trip de luxe to Northern Italy.
The IS are in the habit OF
spending their summers on either the
Pacific or the Atlantic coast, and last
month, when they told their friends
that they were going to drive to Colo
| RADIO, everyone supposed that they
would spend the summer at the
Broadmoor
Be that as 1t may, they were seen
last week CAMPING near Estes Park
| and, according to their own testi-
mony, they are having the best vaca-
ton they have had in years. They
are sleeping out in tents on comfort
able camp beds, they are cooking
/ their own meals on a slick little two
burner gasoline stove. they have their
camp equipped with electric lanterns
refrigerator baskets, water and gaso-
line tanks, comfortable chairs little
tables; IN fact, every convenience that
could make their outing a comfort
able one.
/ You guessed ft-They had the good
sense to go to The Topeka Tent &
i Awning Company for their camping
needs before they left home.
| The UHkvelcome Stranger.
/ Scene: Lobby of theatre. A little
tailor of the Chosen Race, leading q
boy about six years old by the hand
gives the doorman one ticket.)
Doorman: Here! You've gotta have
| a ticket for that boy.
TailorA For dis boy? All, don't be
foolish, mister. He's only small lit
I tie Teller. He won't do nothing.
| Doorman: I don't care You CAM
get in unless you have ticket for the
boy.
promise you I WON'T let him look
Theatre MagaZine.