South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-02
MISH,AI!llWAKA
I'VE CONTINUED y

then there are some wives who are
Tousered half doesn't fetch home
any provender 20 cook.
Another s0rrowful discovery OF the
season is that last seasons attrition
not only overpoished ones trousers
seats. but e impaired a georRette
thinness which renders them mean
aole OF resisting the pitiiess on
slaughts OF old Boreas.
BILLY Dodge for mayor? Not the
slightest doubt OF IT,
one or our rural friends asks Us
Why man hasn't as much right 70
drink booze as carbolic acid. He has.
and more people drink booze than
drink carbolic acid. notwithstanding
the fact that the acid Is cheaper
and contains more kick.
Roger Babson says the Develop
nnent OF the soul is humanity's great
problem Apparently, humanity Is
devOting most OF its time 10 the de-
yelopment OF It's stomach and Ape
lite.
Sec'y Davis says this IS a time
when We should learn to trust each
other But how can we do that IN
less we are all tied so we can't take
anything or run away?
The new York World tells us that
Fifth av. girls who roll down their
stockings are now wearing lace ruff
nes on the roll We foresaw that
very thing. Anyway, Il adds daintl-
ness to what was erstwhlle a bare
shock.
We are approaching the time OF
the year when the city dwelIer will
have TO pay 10 cents a pound for
cabbage that the producer will have
10 sell for 81 ton.
A French doctor says babies are
the best bea8ty doctors In the world.
nnce they give a charm 10 the faces
Of mothers that nothing else can
equal Woman certainly can't buy
the soft. sweet charm OF a mothers
face at a drug store.
Mother. have you counted the
cards OF your bridge outfit to see II
al the decks are complete2
The woman's council OF Indian
apohs protests against the long kiss
In the movies One OF the ladies' saw
a kiss she pronounced very objec-
uonable, very demOralizing, terrible"
II must have been toe-tickler.
We read that more than 81 per
cent OF Australians population Is
from British stock. Aye. from John
Bull
When the honeymoon ends. he
never thinks OF giving her a box OF
candy. He doesn't know that a
woman never Outgrows her fondness
for candy that floats TO her on the
tide OF love. Even though she be
80 years old without a tooth in her
head, such a gift would guide her
dreams back TO the sunlit days when
she was young and beautiful.
Prof. Gregory OF Glasgow. Scot
hand, fixes the exact age Of the world
At 100000 years. Ii Is certainly
old enough to behave better than it
Is In the habit Of doing.
Wisconsin reports $4,000 pleasure
cars. which is about the number Of
pleasure schOoners she used to have.
The cannibal women OF New
Guinea paiat their faces. It's not
fashion there. and it's not fashion
here. It's elemental and what we
see is probably an atavic recrudes-
cence. II the truth were known.
Eve stained her countenance with
poke berries.
Lady Aston says England's big
problem is her surplus Of women.
All countries have that problem. The
United States shows a surplus OF
men. but several million OF them
lack much OF being going concerns.
Miss Garnelle Haley OF Mobertly.
Mo-, has won the Globe-Democrat' s
prize OF $1,000 as the most beautiful
girl in Missouri. The dish washing
in the Haley home Will hereafter be
done by Mrs Haley.
The railroad shopmen have voted
=------------