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The broad ax., 1921-04-23

isla. aIing sauce is made win three
~, oOnfuls each Of mix, orange
oe and transformations crea1u.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23
And How Manx mar. Al

An old fool Is one who thinks that
when a pretty girl smiles at him she's
flirting instead Of laughing at him.
Toledo Blade.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23
Not inclined "a EnlaIn.

The average man IL perfectly VIII
ing. after he has made q lucky mis-
take, to have II referred tn a. -
stroke Of genius."
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

Mr.. and Ms. TerrevOus L. Douglas
are now located in their new home At
1924 S. Michigan avenue. For some
time past Mrs. Douglas has been
confined to her home severely suffering
with rheumatism Her many friends
hope that she win soon recover from
the direful effects of it.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23
CHIPS

Mr. and Mrs. Milton Trice, have re-
moved from 1909 S. Wabash avenue to
4431 Indiana avenue.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

Ms. Lottie N. Cooper, of East Or
ange, n J., has returned to the city
again in order to be at the bedside of
her sister, Mrs Mamie odOm, 1913 For
est avenue, &ho has been seriously i'll
for the past mOnth.Dr. George @. Han,
at the present time, does not hold out
great deal Of hope Of her Ultimate
restoration TO her usual good health.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

Flrsl sfudle8 @ re HUM body.
Early studies IN human ANATOMY
were CONDUCTED under many diGeuL
fies Aristotle vas among the nrsi
- etudy the human body. about so
Il q Throurh al the years there
wna objection 90 disseetlon 81 bodies
= eerify fnets and -she1- I6as De-
.Irued ana had completed TIE nrst
S6atomIcal plnfes fhey Were Destroyed
81 Ve<SIlns. about iss2
The broad ax., 1921-04-23
Ilnn.r,. RIonssa

Many fine lingerie blOuses are de
signed with long shawl collars Some
Of these collars are edged with lace
others are hand scaIloped. SIN others
save plain edges, but are trimmed
w,th inserts Of lace applied with en-
hroidery stitches and motifs Most o.
49, cellars are seen on blOuses Of
yoIle and batisfe that are supplied
vith wrfst-length sleeves.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

well not to taste IL.
FROM ON AND AFTER THIS DATE
THE
BROAD AK CAN ALWAYS BE
POUND ON SALE AT THE FOL
LOWING NEWS STANDS:
DR.. ]. S. DOrsey's Drug Store, 434 E.
3Ist Street, corner Vernon Avenue.
The POrter-white Drug Co. Store,
southwest corner 400 S. State St.
Turner williams barber shop and
laundry Oaiee, 4sOa s. State St.
EdBard Felix, notions, cigars and
news Ssands 5000 s. Dearborn st.
George W. Boyd, news stand and shoe
shining ParlOE, $500 s. State St.
Thomas Bell, news stand, ice cream
parlOr and laundry Ofiee, II W. 53rd
St., near State.
p. Bishop, cigars, tobacco and news
stand, W. 9th St., near State.
a. D. Hayes, cigars tobacco. sta
tionsry and news stand, ss4ots. State
DOdsons shoe shining pa1iOr and hews
stand, southwest corner ssh and
Hrs. Noses RateliE, president Of fhs
-WiIEns Workeu' CAB a ST. Cath
sEins A n. - zion Ckprsh azso
Elmwood Ave - =
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

DOdsons shoe shining parior and news
stand, southwest corner ssh ana
STATE s.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

A. D. Hayes, cigars, tobacco, sta
tionery and news stand, se4o-s. State
81
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

Hrs. Noses RatsEG, president Of hs
willing Werkeu' Cab a ST. Cath
: srins A n r zioa Ckprsk szss
Elnuood Ave. ss e.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

T.. Bishop, cigars, tobacco and news
stand, s W. 9th St., near State.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

DR.. J. S. DOrsey's Drug Store, 434 E.
3Ist Street, corner Vernon Avenue.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

FROM ON AND AFTER THIS DATE
THE
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

BROAD AK CAN ALWAYS BE
POUND ON SALE AT THE FOL
LOWING NEWS STANDS:
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

The Porter-white Drug Co. Store,
southwest corner 400 S. State St.
The broad ax., 1921-04-23

Turner williams barber shop and
laundry Office, 4sOs s. State St.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-06-20

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The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-06-20

The ltnfah katl'ss, trrrninAies
u Watson. lfah brfv cen
Watson and Nrrnal sfrrt. hrs a.
rnilws "a arid desert.
And yet the publie suffers mo in
commencement travelling between
these two fow m. because the
| lnfah Railway maintains 80
ani4lligm Passenger srrNlCr v Ith
tau .sas0k ears.
Il he 60 mile read between
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-06-20

Watson anal Aefu . entirely
unpatrd. aCross -N I'D deceit,
with % hahafafton aye three
trr CIR bur. wr.sse Ntcr Pref
dent knhsnMan "a thr flila Is.
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operating there ts~l4t
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-06-20

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The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-06-20

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New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
CITY ITEMS

Herman Erling of II Barnett street, and Miss Amalia 4. Parsons of 29 Cedar street, have taken out a mar- rlage license.
 Stephen kaminski of this city, and Miss Katherine .Ozog of Wallingford were ma rried at Wallingford, May 2, Rev. s. Nalewazk otficiated,.
 Robert, and Hoyacd Ryan of Bridgeport, are visiting with their uncle, Edward Ryan of this city
 Judge and Mrs. George w. Klett have returned from Minot, Mass where they spent the past three weeks
 A daugIter was born today at the New Britain General hospital to MT. and Mrs. Frank Gensberg of Carlton street.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
DISCOVER ATTEMPT
 OF ASSASSINATION
Gen. Jesus Lopez Arrested in Mexico With Others for Plotting to Kill
 President Obregon

Mexico City, Aug. 25. (By Ass'd Press)-The discovery of an alleged plot to assa ssinate President Obre- gon resulted last evening in the ar rest of Gen. Jesus Salas Lopez, com mander of a small body of troops in the state of Moreles, Anastacio Saa- vedra and Fernando Gonzales Gomez, according to announcement by the chief of police of Mexico City.
 A man named I. Perez, who, ac- cording to reports, was to have per formed the act for which he was to receive 50,o0o pesos, is believed to be in the United States.
 It was Perez, says the police chiefs announcement who suddenly became afraid, after gaining the confidence of the alleged plotters and warned the officials here of the plot in anony- nous letter, which led to the arrest of the three men. The plans called Tor a revolt in the state of Moreles after the presidents death, the chief said
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
French Economist Sees
 Inevitable Reductions

evitable reduction for all nations of their standard of living, perhaps even below pre-war standards was fore told here today by Prof. Achille Vial institute of politics lecture. The re- duction must come he said, as an inevitable consequence of the fact that I've are now under the neces= sity of making savings out of our present production in order to com pensate for the assets consumed with out replacement during the war"
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
LAST GROUP TO
 FRESH AIR CAMP
Two Young Men Break Rules and
 Are Sent Home

Thirty-eight children, making the last group to go to the New Britain Fresh Air camp at Burlington this summer left this afternoon for stay of less than two weeks in the great outdoors. The children must return in time for school on the morning of Septembtr 6, which will cut down the usual two weeks which other groups have had. Efforts are being made to keep them there until the evening of the fifth. The camp has had it's sleeping quarters en- larsed so as to accommodate 10 more boys ntxt year. .... r.-
 Those who furnished cars to trans port the children this afternoon were: Carl Nueman, Horace Futile, Edward krause, James North, George Dyson, Carl Cham berlain, P. Upson and T. T. McAuiiffe.
 Break the Rules.
 Last week two boys strayeI from the paths of good behavior and SO violated the rules of the camp that discipline required their vacations to be cut short and they were sent home. One young man had a bad habit of singing, yelling and making other sorts of vocal noises during what the rules of respecta bility con- sider the still small hours of the morning. Another young man, man. laged, before being discovered, to con- sume 10 cigarettes. Both boys are sa dder and wiser today.
 May Take More Next Year.
 The children were accompanied this afternoon by Miss K. P. Duelle, one of the city board fo health nurses, who have had charge of sending the children to camp during the summer.
 It is expected to be able to handle lat least 50 more children next year than this. One of 1he large barns which has not been used very much his summer has been altered so as to form sleeping quarters for 10 more boys. This probably will per init a class of 40 or more on each ptriod next summer.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
Most All Killed.

Hull, England, Aug. 25. Associated Press Most of the British and Americans of the crew of the iii- fated dirigible ZR-2 were killed by the explosion which followed the buckling and snapping of girders amidships, declared Flight Lieut.. A. H. Wann, in command of the craft as navigat- ing officer at the time of the disaster, in a statement to the Associated Press today.
 Lieut.. Wann said the ship had run beautifully at so knots and that ne had reduced the speed to 50 knots when there came a violent cracking sound. He thought several of the
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
GIVEN JOBS, MANY.
 REFUSE CITY WORK
Employment Bureau Officials Have Figures to Indicate That Appl-
 cants Are Not Serious in Appeal.

That many of the applicants who present themselves at the municipal employment bureau ostensibly for the purpose of securing work have no desire whatsoever to take a job is the belief of the agents of the bureau, whose records show that 142 men have failed to show up for work after they were given jobs in the city S gangs.
 In a great many instances the men who failed to appear at the employ ment office on the morning that they were supposed to receive the cards were among those whose stories were the most pathetic and whose tales of privation indicated the most suf- fering.
 Of the 13O men, who were sent out this week AZ were substituted for a similar number that were picked last week, but who failed to show up.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25

girders broke The whole thing hao- pened in five seconds.
 There was no sign ot anythllS wrong when we passed over Hull he added, but everything happened afterward. I was in sole command at the time''
 Lieut.. Wann's Story.
 Before the moment of the accl- dent said Lieut. Wann, whose m Jurles are not serious, the crafta had been sailing perfectly. She had been passing through various dN1icult tests, and the speed had been reduced when suddenly, while crossing the broad es- tuary If the Humber, ] Sheard the grinding and cracking of glrders, ana the airship pitched forward, nosed down from an even keel. ''AH soon al human1y possible, ) empticd the water Oailast to enable the craft to resume it's normal posi- tion but at this instant tremendous 1 explosion occurred. The great ship 1 seemed to halt for a moment and then | it dropped like a rock. The concus- | sion threw me down i11 the navigator | car where I was pinned by the wreck i age. The section of the craft in which l l was riding remained above the water | after the ship plunged into the Hum | Der, and I was rescued after being inn
 prisoned for IS minutes. That is all 1 | am able to say -... 1 Lieut.. Wann denied local reports that he had heroically plunged the ZR-2 into the river rather than on | the shcre, which was crowded by l thousands of spectators The disaster | occurred so quickly he said that any { such action was impossible.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
Large Public Funeral.

London, Aug 25.-(By Associated Press. 1.-The American and British victims Of the disaster to the ZR-2 at Hull last evening will be accorded great public funeral, probably in Lon don, it is considered certain. The air ministry today had the project under advisement and an announcement re- -arding it was expected at any time.
 Meanwhile all England, profoundly stirred by the destruction of the dir 1gible-the greatest of all air disasters is giving expression to it's deep feel irg of mourning for the victims and sympathy for those bereaved. In london the atmosphere today was somewhat akin to that which followed the receipt of news of a serious dis asfer during the war days. At the air ministry, which yesterday was bee hive of activity with elaborate preparations for the transatlantic flight, there was today sensible de- pression on all sides, >ut seldom was 6 reference made to the great calam- itv.
 It was at Howden, HuH Leeds and
 neighboring towns, however, where lived the wives and relatives of man.. e the men whose lives were snuffed out by the disaster, that the loss was
 most keenly felt. In these places too, were the English brides of nine of the
 American enlisted men who came to
 England for the trans-ocean flight.
 These young women had been eager
 ly awaiting the time of the ZR-2's
 start for America and had expected
 soon to follow on board government transport to their new homes. Two Members of American Legion. The American dead in the disaster include two members of the Ameri- can Legion, Lieut.. Little, was one of these and Lloyd k. Croweu, me- chanic was tht>other. Several of the British victims were members of the British legion of former service men. Both these orga anizations will | be represented at the funeral serv- i ices.
 ] As the diigible was still British lproperty, not having yet been turned over to the American authorities, all l linvestigat of the calamity will be | supervised by the British air min
 istry.
 Kings Telegram. & l Foremost among the expressions ot lcondolence over the disaster was one | from King : George. His majesty Itelegra phing from Belmoral to Ali 1 Marshal Trenchard at the air min stry said:
 l II am shocked and grieved to heal l of the terrible disaster which has 1 befallen airship R-3S (the British number of tht big dirigible), result tng in the loss of many valuable 1 lives of Am nericans and British with l the relatives of whom I sympathize 1 (Signed)
 | "GEORGE R. l. 'Chief of Royal Air Forces
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
BROTHER IN HOSPITAL.

Former Mayor George A. Quigley has received a telegram telling him that his brother, Thomas H. Quigley, of Gainesville, Florida, has undergone an operation in the Garfield Memorial hospital in Washington. MT. Quigley has charge of the government trade schools south of Washington and his district takes him as far as Texas and the Mississippi valley. He is reported to be recovering satisfactorily.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
Deaths and Funerals
Arthur N. Fowler.

Arthur N. Fowler, aged 54, died last night in the Hartford hospital follow ing a recent operation. He resided at Garden street this city and leaves a widow and son, Arthur S., of New Britain; father, Joseph w, brother A. w, and a sister, Mrs. Howard Benjamin, all of Milford He resided in this city seven years and was em ployed at the plant of the Stanley Rule and Level company Funera arrangemen.1 will be announced later.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
ZR-2 Victim Well
 Known in New London

New London, Aug. 25.-One of the American victims of the ZR-2 was well known here. Chief Petty Officer Wm. Y. Steele of Bainbridge, Ind, served at the navy experimental sta |tion for two years during the war He lived at the home of w. H. Far rell. Mrs. Farrell says he leaves wife and two sons, eight and six years of age.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
Private O'Brien's Funeral.

The funeral of Private Joseph D. O'Brien will be held at o'clock Saturday morning at St. Mary S church. The Walter J. Smith Post, Veterans of Foreign Wars will have charge of the military arrangements, All ex-servlcemen are requested to meet at o'clock Saturday morning at the State armory
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
EARNINGS DECREASE
Weekly Wages of Factory
 Workers in New York State De-
 clined 45 Cents from June to July [.

Albany, N. Y, Aug. 25.-Average weekly earnings of factory workers in New York state declined 45 cents from June to July according to a statement issued today by Industrial Commissioner Henry Saver of the state department of labor The average earnings of factory workers. in July was $25,26 or $3,67 less than in October, 1920.
 A considerable part of the decrease of average earnings in July was due to reduced wages, and reduction In working time also was an important factor.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
Grant c. Oakman May
 Be Head of SWindle Ring

Boston, Aug 25.-With the arrest today of Grant G. Cakman, former trustee of the United States housing trust. charged with larceny, three men were in custody in connection with a swind1e of middle class persons seek ms to own their own houses.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCED.

Mrs. Alice Hall announces the en- gagement of her daughter, Edith, to Leon N. Bacon of 70 Monroe street. Miss Hall is employed in the advertis- ing department at Landers, Frary and Clark. MT. Bacon is employed as a plumber by w. R. Fenn. No date has been set for the wedding.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
CROCODILE CLUB OUTING.

The 45th annual barbecue and sheep bake of the Connecticut Croco- lile club is being held at Lake Com bounce this afternoon. This club has been holding barbacues since 1876. Two srandsons of Isaac Pierce and two grandsons of Cad Norton, orig nal owners of Compounce, are in 2harge of the outing.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
ELKS DAY AT RACES.

Poughkeepsie, N. Y. Aug. 25.-This IS Elks' day at the Grand Circuit races here. Members of the order from all over the Hudson river val ley are to attend
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
England and France Would
 Join IT. q. in Conference

Washington, Aug. 25.-The presi- dent would be requested to invite Great Britain and France to join the United States in a conference at which means for stabiHzing interna- tional exchange would be discussed under a bill introduced last night by Chairman McFadden of the house banking and currency committee.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
NEW MINISTER ARRIVES.

Shanghai, Aug. 25.-- Jacob Gould Schurman, the new American minister to China, arrived here yesterday en- route to Picking.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-25
F in nancial
WALL STREET STOCK
 EXCHANGE REPORTS

tNew Ioak Stock Exchange quota members ot the New York Stock E1- ClaDGa1
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-05-18
WHY MRS. LOT LOOKED BACK
Reason Explained, but Today u Is the
Man Who Usually Does
the Turning.

The mystery OF why Lots wife
turned around. wOmanlike. after being
warned specifically not 10, was ex-
planned by Alexander Black, novelist
at a dinner OF the Society Of Arts and
Science, New York.
Mr.. Black said Mrs. Lot merely
wanted TO see IL she was being fol-
lowed by a man.
The subject of profound debate was
Marriage Is a Success. Yes? Nog
1t was discussed with lights turned
low under red shades.
Mr.. Black said il Is now the man
who does the turning around and Look
ing back. usually slightly down.
"Over their faces come curiOlsly
mingled expressions OF bewilderment
and amaZement.
Il have seen them turned into cyn-
les or into poets. l have seen then
turned from their direction and struck
by automobiles"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-05-18
Bears the
BOUNDARY DRAWN BY NATURE
uraI Dividing Line Between the
Two Great Continents.

The Caucasus range, one OF the
most remarkable of all geological
phenomena. is the boundary between
Europe and Asia. and an almost inn
penetrable wall which can be crossed
by vehicles or hOrsemen In only two
places, known as the Darrell and the
ManissOn passes. From the begin
ming of history until the middle ages
II was the boundary of the world.
writes William Eleroy Curtis, Ia
Around the BLACK Sea-" Beyond. all
was mystery and fable. and for that
reason the ancients made the Caucas-
US the scene of much NEUROLOGICAL ac-
tlvity and the home of many marvels.
They called the country Colchis, and
II was there that Jason and the Ar
gonauts found the Golden Fleece.
Prometheus was chained 10 one OF the
peaks by the gods to punish him for
giving fire TO the mOrtals.
The first Europeans to find their
way through the rocky labyrInths
were Greek and Genoese traders, who
crawled through the canyons on foot
In the middle ages In search OF Gus
toners.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-05-18
SWAMP-R00T FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands cut pre-eminent a. q medicine for
durable ai.m1nEs Of the kidneys. liver and
bladder.
Dr. kilmer's Swamp-Ro0t stands the
highest for the reason that IL has proven
60 he just the remedy needed In thousands
unrn thousands Of distressing cases.
Suamp-RC1s makes frien1s quickly be-
cause Us mid and immediate effect l. soon
realized in most eases. Is - a gentle,
healing vegetable compound.
start treatment az once- Sold 90 ell
drue stores ID bottles of two siEes. medi-
I'm and ErEe.
HCuetEr. Il y1u wish first 70 test this
Ere1t preparation send ten cents 10 Dr..
Miner a Co. BinEhamtcn. ~. Y. for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
me1tl1u thls paper.-Adv.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-05-18
Remarkable piseexsrY.

A remarkable discovery with regard
90 che blood. says the scientific Amer
lean. has just been made by a ply
sIc.an iu LonOdn. In making serums
the doctor got the needed plasma from
the blood u horses. After he had
drawn OF the piasma. be Injected the
red corpuscles into the horses again.
The result was that the horses imme-
diutely formed new blood fluid OF nor
mai composition. IL viii take some
time Go determine the full posslbili-
ties 81 So startling a discovery. but IL
g. likely 20 have an important bearing
on the practice as well as the theory
81 medicine.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-05-18
InsubordInats Fowl.

Hiking through the small French
town, an ignorant chicken. unversed
in the appetites OF American darkies.
crossed the road in front Of a cOlOrei
detachment. With much zeal a sol
der broke forth from the ranks and
set out in pursuit.
HALT" beloved the officer ID
charge. Both fowl and negro only
accelerated their PAGES.
HALT Halt" repeated the officer.
The dusky dOughboy made one plunge
grasped the chicken by the neck and
stuffed 1t, still struggling. inside bis
shirt.
"DereI" he painted "AhIl lean
you, you disobedlent bird."-Q. n c
Recruiting Notes.
The man who courts trouble Is sooa
married
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-05-18

Medicine" said the professor, "is
the most noble of all professions. We
heal the sick. we pore weary hours
over laboratory problems for human
ity, We"
yeah" said the student. "but what
I like about IL Is that we write all
our prescriptions in Latin and can get
away with such a lOt OF bunk"-Rlch-
mond Times-Dispatch.