The Winslow mail., 1921-05-13
ADAMANA ANNOTATIONS

saturday, April 80, the last num-
Der of our lyceum course was filled
by Miss Phoebe Zerolene of Victoria,
3. {. It was by the merest accident
that the house was not dark on that
night as Miss lorna Nelmadge's
manager wired at the last moment
that Miss Telmadge could not come
on account Of severe case of linn
Der neck and as Miss Zerolene was
here seeing the sights, she reluct-
antly consented to give one o her
two famous lectures. She said she
would lecture either on child well
fare or Alaska. and would choose her
lecture aiter seeing her audience.
Chairman Geo. Jensen called the
meeting to order by requesting all
gentlemen to deposit their hardware
with him until after the meeting
Miss Zerolene looked over her aud
ience and counted nine bachelors
four childless couples and eleven old
maids, SO she concluded to deliver
her Alaska lecture. Miss Zerolene
sand in part: "the Strawberries il
Alaska gov as big as turnips do liz
Adamana and the natives were ur
SO.AIiy III lCSd u lCS CCl Sdul IIGSEGIt
apd safetl razors." She said eth
temperature frequently got as lo1
rs Holbrook peek-a-boo shir
waist and just then some one in tn
back pat of the house whistled Bob
bob White. After the chairman go
the speaker separated from the aud
ience. they all went home.
Mayor Cushenberry of Adamans
has issued proclamation prohibit
ing the small boys of our village
from bathing in the Rio Puerco on
the Adamana water front We ask
ed the mayor why he had issued thii
proclamation depriving the boys of
this sport? He replied that com
plant had been made to him that
with the aid of powerful telescope
one could see the boys bathing from
most anywhere in Adamana. Nov
| see where the mayor is right.
We had the pleasure of making
the acquaintance of cattle person
who at present lives on the windy
side of the Petrified forest He in
troduced himself as Mr.. StamD. /
then asked him what denomination
and he said Methodist To ge'
further acquainted with him 1 ask
ed his initials and he very promptly
replied N. c.. which we figured OUT
stood for mot cancelled Anyway
Mr.. Stamp is just like his namesakf
we see on letters, four square, red
IN one side and perfectly white OF
the other and with plenty of stick
'o-it-iveness! to stand by his friend
and in the cattle business anC
should he ever come to Adamana J
hope our postmaster won't try t9
cancel him.
Another chapter has been added
TO that wonderful book of our child
hood days entitled "Guliver's Tray
els" by our own private CULVER
who. in company with a direct de
scendant of Captain Kidd, has left
for parts unknown in search of {
cave or extinct volcano far away il
the upper reaches of the White
where once lived in large
the great AUX. They are
travelling incognito in a high power
ed Ford fully equipped with a com
pass, some raisins, and very deli
cate instrument believed to be ar
Aromaferti with which they can cas-
lily detect the location of that wond-
erful cave at least five miles away
The present contents OF the cave is
said to POSSESSES wonderful proper
ties Of fertilization: lust one appli-
cation being sufficient to make the
cactii of Southern Arizona bear ba.
nanas and our own salt weed bring
forth nice luscious strawberries
Yes, dear reader, this fertilizer is
really the goat gland in plant life
for it will make the lilies. violets
and hops vie with each other for
standing room in Death Valley
Here's hopin' the boys may find this
wonderful boon to mankind.
Section Foreman Won Achen Of
Bibo, besides keeping his track in
first class condition at all times, has
found time to train Mutt" his won
drful dog to sit on the front end of
his hand car and bark If he (Muttl
sees a. low Joint Charlie sure must
have lots of patience