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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-20
THE COM MON LOT

EX-Kaiser Bill rears up and roars; lie says he's
taxed too much; his eloquence he vainly pours
upon the stubborn Dutch. "'Tis as your guest"
| hear him say, 81 ornament these halls; yet
donnerwetter, every day the tax collector calls
From visitors it is not good that taxes. are re-
CURED, yet when ! sell cord of wood the war
tax makes me tired. Three kroners on my dachs-
hund pup, two guders on my cat, tax upon my
mustache cup, and on my Sunday hat. Can Will
helmina sit her throne and feel no deep concern
when she must know I'm taxed bone whichever
way | turn? | have to pay income tax like
any common knave; they tax my bucksaw and
my AK have no chance to save. | paid my
polltax yesterday, three bucks it set me back;
and tax collectors ever stray around my humble
shack. 1t isn't fair, it isn't just for I'm the
country's guest, and Holland has an awful crust
to touch my treasure chest" The stolid Dutch
men make reply I'VE did not ask you here; and
If you think the taxes high, you'll find them
worse next year" Der all the world the people
groan meath taxes, in despair, and Bill the exile
from throne. helped put the burden there.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-20

Hudson Maxim, the more or less eminent mill
tary inventor and author of unexpected sorts of
of the theory which bears his name but that he,
Mexim, enunciated that theory while Einsein was
in knee pants. That may be true Several years
ago we read long and interesting volume by
Maxim, enunciated that theory while Enstein was
understand it at the time. and never were able to
figure out what it meant, but if its learned author
says it was exposition of the theory Of rcativ-
ity we are willing to believe him.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-20
THE UNEXPECTED HAPPENS
COrlando Reporter-Star

Unless are greatly mistaken smelling salts
will be needed to revive Secretary Cox of the
Chamber of Commerce when he receives within
Il few days Il check from the Florida Press Asso-
citation refundns about II per cent of the $1,000
which paid the Press Association when the
National Editorial Association spent part of
day in Orlando in March The committee in charge
of finances of the tour find there is $4,000 over af-
ter all expenses have been paid. At the meeting of
the dailies held in DeLand Saturday several men,
bers of the executive committee present and
voted to rebate the various towns in proportion to
what paid by them to the Association
From every board of trade secretary in the state
we have reports of early inquiries. Double the
number of letters and requests for information
being received at this time than in former years
The inquiries the direct result of the public
ity given the state by editors who the tour.
Millions CT readers who, otherwise would never
have known of the beauties of the state, became
familiar With most every section from the de-
scriptive word pictures sent home by the dined
and wned grape juiced) pen pushers.
1t cost Florida less than $4,000 to show these
men the state and we could not have bought the
publicity received result of the kindnesses as
shown for upwards of million dollars
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-20

The Orlando Morning Sentinel is about to
break through in fresh place. The direction is
south and the opening is to be through a wall
now separating the editorial Office from an adj
joining store room. Bliss Glenn and Walter Es-
sngton have purchased another linotype and a
great big Hoe press. the press having capacity
of 10000 papers an hour. Such is high life in
Orlando
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-20
Laugh Line
How Like o Woman!

All my jewelry was stolen last
week"
oh! There's nothing more an
noying than petty theft"
A woman at Williamson com
planned that her son-in-law ANNOYED
her by sleeping on the doorstep. The
young man sounds more like a STEP
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-20

That Clearwater is growing and has become
an important city is quite evident from the ex-
pansion of its newspaper enterprises. The Clear
water Sun now appears in regulation seven-columu
size, the same as the Lakeland Telegram, being
printed on a new Cox Duplex press and having
all the earmarks of an up-tc-date small-town daily
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-20

A bigger church bell has been
placed on top of the Hog Ford
church. The old one could be heard
for some distance but never did take
effect on some people.
The Mail Carrier for some time has
been mystified with some mysterious
and unusual noises about his buggy,
and at first he believed it was the
mail screaking, but the noise ceased
today when he creased his axles.
Frisby Hancock finds that he has
been doing most of his walking with
his right foot, as he has had to have
that shoe holf-soled and the other one
don't need it at all.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-20

The Clearwater Suns linotype man makes
that paper say that the Clearwaterites who leave
home complain of 'Hoesickness, and it's good
wcrd fer what ails our yardman
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-20

Now that the supreme court of Florida has
ruled that woman, though wife, may choose
her own associates, it becomes a compliment for
Wife to ask YOU to go to the movies.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-20
WHY NOT STOP THE
SALE OF REVOLVERS?

1t is about time, in view CT the frequent use of
the revolver in the hands of irresponsible persons
of both sexes, to Put a step to the sale of those
cath-dealng weapons? Until the citizens are dis
New-York tribune., 1921-11-05
Il Formidable Barrier
Lack Of Funds

In spite of its vital work, the Memorial
Hospital has now encountered for
mldable barrier in the lack of funds to
carry on its work of relief.
1t has but seventy-two ward beds and
twenty-one private rooms. Its six clini-
cal departments are hopelessly over
crowded.
The saa;ting list contains Frequently
IS many q, one hundred names
On October 18th the President of the
Medical Board of the Hospital pre-
sented to the Board of Managers a
special report upon the emergency
growing out Of the 'overcrowding of the
hospital and the excessive demands that
are being made upon our facilities" In
that report, among other things, he said:
Applicants for treatment have to
wait and wait until in not few in
stances they lose their last chance
for cure, and in many instances
they lose the best effects of treat
nent. The situation created BY
these delays, as the patient and
friends see the disease advancing
and hope fading while they clamor
for admission, is most deplorable.
Rich and poor have to wait for weeks
before gaining admission. Unfortu
nately for some, the golden moment for
permanent relief passes before accom-
mediation can be found for them.
In 1920, 2,224 patients were admitted
out Of 23,40o visits by possible patients.
New-York tribune., 1921-11-05
Each Case a Separate Problem
Use Of Rad;um
1~HIS is Cancer week, during
which the American people are
being advised Of the meaning of

AS result of widely heralded expert
rnents radium was at once-and unfor-
tunately, prematurely-assume by the
general public to be positive cure for
cancer.
New-York tribune., 1921-11-05
MONEY URGENTLY NEEDED

We appeal the public of New York for assistance.
The emergency very real. The sum of S2,Ooo,OO IS
urgently required for definite purposes. We shall be
Glad to give more information to all interested But will
YOU not help and once?
New-York tribune., 1921-11-05

T~HIS is Cancer week, during
which the American people are
being advised of the meaning of
the cancer menace.
The purpose of this advertisement is
to call public attention to the vital need
of maintaining in New York City hos
pital especially equipped to deal with
this disease,
The problems of cancer differ widely
from those Of any other disease and re-
quire unusual facilities for the care of
the sick, highly specialized knowledge
on the part of physicians and surgeons
and special training of laboratory scier1-
fists.
The Memorial Hospital, located in
New York City, supported by private
charity. and affiliated with Cornell Uni
versity Medical School, has for many
years engaged in the scientific study and
treatment Of cancer. 1t treats thousands
of patients yearly.
Each Case q Separate Problem
The staff of the Memorial Hospital
holds that each cancer case should be
treated as separate problem. In many
cases surgery seems to offer the only
remedy; in other cases other methods
seem certainly more effective.
New-York tribune., 1921-11-05
Technique Developed
Step BY Step

The Memorial Hospital has devel-
oped step by step its technique in the
radium treatment of cancer-in many
cases creating the apparatus used-and
carried along an important supple
mentary service with X-rays
Its vital work, however, lies in dealing
directly with the cancer patient.
Patients come not only from this city,
but from all parts of the world Physi-
clans also come from various parts of the
United States, Canada and Europe to
study methods of cancer treatment.
New-York tribune., 1921-11-05

FRANCIS r. APPLETON
ARTHUR CHOATE
Dr.. CLEMENT CLEVELAND
D.. WILLIAM B.. COLE.1
ROBERT E. DOWNING
WALTER DOUGLAS
DR.. JAMES EWING
EDWIN c. JAMESON
New-York tribune., 1921-11-05

The Memorial Hospital is convinced
that in many cases radiun offers the best
means of relief in cancer; that in other
cases its use is either ineffective or un-
wise.
The Memorial Hospital treats cases of
cancer in several ways-either by sur
gerry alone, by surgery and the applica-
ton of radium or X-ray, or both; by the
application of radium or X-ray alone;
or by the application of both radium and
X-ray
The Hospital has in its charge $780,
900 worth of radium, generously con
tributed by DR.. James Douglas, the larg-
est quantity of radium, we believe, in any
public hospital in the world-and all Of
the ernanation from this is used every
day in the year
There is never enough radium for our
patients We need double the present
supply.
New-York tribune., 1921-11-05

In less than $4,000 died
the Of through During
died in this from Undoubtedly number
have been cured had they treated dearly'
unhD Dr. Chnves1 1fayoJ J
Asnn York 7JmN,No ovembv
New-York tribune., 1921-11-05

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New-York tribune., 1921-11-05

Board Of Managers Of Memorial Hospits
HERBERT PARSONS President
ARCHER NJ HUNTINGTON. lIcs-P7sSsoe"t
ARCHIBALD DOUGLAS, Secretary
PAUL ARMITAGt, Treasurer
New-York tribune., 1921-11-05

Mrs. WORTHAM JAMES
Fl. MORTON MERRIMAN
Dr.. WALTER /. NILES
IRA A. PLACE
Miss LAURA J. POST
Mrs. DALLAS 3. PRATT
CHARLES II. SIMMONS
CORNELIUS VANDERBILT
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31

He thinks I'm afraid" thought Little Pete. He thinks I don't dare 20 over there. I'll just show him that Danny Meadow Mouse can't frighten me-"
 With that Little Pete jumped down from the old stone wall on the slde where Farmer Browns garden lay. He didn't look back at little MT. Gar ter Snake. Perhaps if he had. and had seen the malicious grin on the face of MT. Garter Snake he wouldn't have ventured beyond the bushes that lined the old stone wall. He certainly wouldn't if he could have heard lit- tie MT. Garter Snake saying to him. self, Another young rabbit whc thinks he knows it all. If he lives long enough he'll learn not to believe all he hears. I think see trouble waiting for him right over there this very minute" Little Mir. Garter Snake grinned again as he looked oversto where he could see the straw hat of Farmer Browns boy above the corn in the garden.
 But, of course, Little Pete didn know this, and he hopped along fol lowing up those delicious smells Presently he came to some queer looking plants with broad leaves, and
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31

BY MARIAN HALE

NEW YORK-Is there any grown up devotee of fashion who wouldn't want time to turn backward and make her a child again just for a night and longer if she could have a party dress and cape like this?
 No wonder ten-year- Marguerite Churchill. who posed in these lovely Gloria frocks. looks happy.
 The ten-year- r-old and her Il and 12-year- old "set" have quite as much attention given to their fashions as their older sisters.
 The Gloria party frock of change able pale blue silk has a basque eff feet with panniers falling over the cream lace skirt. Georgette roses in pastel shades trim the panniers and one sleeve only is quaintly festooned with these flowers. Tiny bows ap- pear to fasten this frock down the back.
 The party cape is of the same blue silk and is lined in orchid georgette with frills in pastel shades. A big beret collar and ruchings of the silk give Miss Ten Year-Old a very ele- gant appearance
 Little Miss New York is typified with it's touches of yellow The straight waist with its short sleeves edged with a pleated frill, is joined | to the accordion -pleated skirt with garlands of wool flowers, gray with yellow centers. The French bonnet
 worn with this Gloria frock is oi
 gray with the yellow suggestions
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31
WORE DISAPPEARING SUIT

All materials are not suited Tor water togs. A dashins young thins of the blonde type, two beach cen sors. one beach .'cop' and large number of bathers admitted that after the q. Y. t. had made the mis- take of plunging into the playfui conabers in apparel made exeiusiseiy for beach parade wear.
 The young woman was rigged out in an orange tinted tricolette bathing suit. There was no chance of miss ing her when she got out among the strand crowds. The suit itself was enough, but the pretty bather hao been generously treated by nature
 Nobody expected her to go In the water When the two beach censors and "cop' saw her head right TOT the breaker line they dashed into
 beach hospital tent, srapped up
 blankets and started for the water edge.
 The athletic blonde had come up for air after her initial plunge. She happened to look down at her suit Then she covered her eyes and screamed. The gallery grew to crowd proportions in a twinKnng The water appeared to have melted | the suit and the startled girl stooo out like a september Morn" Defofe | the throngs about. her.
 | She turned toward the beach ahe spotted the gallant blanket squad ap- | proaching. With another scream shs | was off like frightened deer. Int | blonde easily outsprinted the censor' | and vanished through the entrance o 1 the nearest hathhouse.-from tn' | Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31

SISTER MARYS
 KITCHEN

Women who must pack a dinner pail every morning soon aquire a lit tie knack of their 1wn. They VIII put the sweet and frui- in the bot tom of the pail and the cold meat and sandwiches on top. And they never forget salt. When a man opens a pail packed in this fashion he cs n begin immediately to eat without lifting half of his food out onto the curb stone.
 For fall and winter heartier food is necessary than during the spring g and summer.
 Lima beans. tomato and bacon sandwiches, peanut sandwiches. ap- pie turnover, coffee. Welsh rarebit sand wfchos. corned beef sandwiches. celery. prune jelly with nuts. coffee. An apple. pear ..r grapes could be added to each luncheon.
 Lima Bean, Tomato and Bacon Sand wich
 Cooked lima beans sliced tomato, crisply fried bacon, mustard or salad | dressing.
 bacon. There should be half as much bacon as there are beans Put a slice of tomato on buttered whole wheat bread, add beans and bacon | and season with mustard, salad dressing or salt and paprika and g 1 tiny bit of onion salt. | Apple Turn-Over | Apples, sugar, pie crust Pare, quarter, core and slice ap- i ples. Allow about A cup sugar fol each turnover, Depending on tho tartness of the apples. If the frui l is juicy add l teaspoonful of floul to Y cup sugar. Cut pie crust ir | five-inch rounds with a big cutter
 Wet the edges with cold water. Or
 one side of the round put a big iror
 spoonful of sliced apples mixed witt | sugar. Fold over the other side O
 the pie crust, pinch the edges to
 gether, cut two gashes on top ans
 bake on a floured pan in a moderat'
 oven.
 Corned Beet Sandwiches
 Boil corned. beef until tender. Picl
 in shreds and mix with salad dress
 ing. Some men prefer grated horse
 radish or mustard to salad dressings S
 Prune jelly Is a simple. wholesom . dessert that is very good without
 sauce. Put in a jelly glass wit chopped nuts sprinkled over 1t, packs perfectly.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31

the delicious smell was stronger than ever. They were cabbages. He nib
 bled a leaf. My. how good 1t did tasteI It was even better than it smelled Right away Little Pete for got all his fears. He could think of nothing but filling his stomach. He hopped from plant to plant. nibbling a little from the tenderest leaves of
 each. At last his stomach was so full that he felt as if he couldn't move. So he sat down under ore of the broad leaves to rest.
 | My. I'm glad I camel" said he to himself How foolish I'd aave been
 to have minded tinnid Danny Meadow Mouse
 1 Hardly had he said it when he heard heavy footstep close at hand.
 He peeped out from under the broad leaf, and it seemed as if his heart l came right up in his mouth and choked him. He was too frightened to move, which. it happens, was a l very good thing for him. There walking down between the rows of I cabbages, was a great giant, the l aueerest animal he had ever seen. for | if walked on two legs and was so oie l that if 1t should step on him il I would crush him.
 l NEXT STORY: FARMER l BROWNS BOY MAKES A DIS | COVERY.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31
SHAW PLAY GAVE DEFENSE

A play by Bernard Shaw entitled "Heroes'-evidently Arms and the Man"-has given profound offense to Bulgarian students who witnessed performance at the Schonbrunn Castle theater in Vienpa- The man. ager, who had been informed in ad- vance of the hostile intentions of the Bulgarian members of the audi ence, made a speech before the play began, explaining that neither the author nor the theater intended to offend the Bulgarians. and suggest ing that the audience might regard Bulgaria in the play as an indefinite locality, like Shakespeare5s Illyria.
 The first act was not over. how
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31

ever. before an infuriated Bulgarian sprang up. shouting Disgrace. We cannot endure this scandal" and be-
 gan an impassioned address to the audience. The police removed a
 number ofspersons. but there were similar interruptions during the sec ond act. and even some scuffies be- tween the Bulgarians and the
 viennese, who have always been
 fond of Shaw's plays and evidently wanted to see this one
 The play was later withdrawn from the stage and is not likely to be given again. Not only did Bulgarian stu
 dents threaten to break up every performance by violence. but the Bull
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31

himself feel that it was right. Still he might not have yielded to tempta- tion if he hadn't happened to see the head of little MT. Garter Snake stick ing out from between two stones a little way along the old stone wall
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31
pIAys MUSIC IN SLEEP

From Switzerland comes the story of a maid of ally work who, when awake, does not know note or mu- sic, but in her sleep comes down stairs, sits at the piano and plays the most difficult work of compos- CTS whose names she has never heard
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31
Little Stories For Bedtime
LITTLE PETE GEES A GIANT
sY THORNTON ". euRcEss
The way Is clear, There's no one near;
 | need a change of diet. There's none to know If l should 20.


 | need change of diet.
 There's none to know
 If I should SO.
 And so l believe I'll try 1t.
 Little Pete, sitting on the old stone wall and sniffing at the delicious smells brought from Farmer Browns gar<Dgn by one of the Merry Little Br&ezes of Old Mother West Wind, safa this over to himself half a dozen times before he really did venture 10 try it Danny Meadow Mouse had told him that he should keep away from that garden or he would be all most sure to get in trouble. Right down in his heart he knew that Dan- ny Meadow Mouse had given him this advice for his own good, but it Is a iat easier to believe what one wants tp believe. and Little Pete wanted to nelieve what Mir. Garter Snake had ssisi-that there was no danger over in Farmer Browns garden.
 And then those delicious smells brought by the Merry Little Breeze made hik mouth water so! Things that xmelled SO good must taste even heveer- Down in his heart a little vof1a said. Don't go." but down ir htsstomach another little voice said DO go.r It was pleasanter to listen to the little voice in hiF stomach. Sc he kept saying the little verse over and over 10 himself to try to make
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31

NEXT ORY: FARMEE BROWNS BOY MAKES A DIS COVERY.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31
DEEPER THAN MOST

Baeon--I soe a vocational school for its employes has been established in an Idaho mine 14.0o0 feet under ground.
 Egbert-Evidently trying to make deep thinkers of the men.-Yonkers Statesman.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31

LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER
 The tendencies of the father are usually handed down to the daugh- ter, while the son inherits those of the mother.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31
MOVIES HARD ON PIANOS

Three months use in a motion pc ture theater is sufficient to render the average piano valueless-
Arizona republican., 1921-08-31

ENGLAND HAS LOTS OF RIVERS
 England is said to have more riV- CTS in proportion to it's size than any other country in the world.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-11-19

Tuesday II had read of the heroic
acts of these otherS-and great he
roes they were-but it seemed to me
Mr. Woodfill led all the rest. Cen
e1al Pershing's report confirms my
impressions"
In Army 20 Years.
Samuel Woodfill is Sc years old and
has been in the army 20 years. He
fought in the Spanish war,
in the Philippines and did garrison
duty in Alaska eight years. When
America went into the war WoodfilI
was promoted to a temporary cap
taincy.
The deed of valor that makes him
an outstanding hero occurred on cto-
Der u, 1918, at Cunel, France.
Woodfill was one of the hundred
greatest heroes named by Pershing
shortly after the war. Until Persh.ng's
latest report was made public. Alvin
c. York Of Tennessee, who captured
1876 Germans, and Maj. Charles s.
Whittlesey, of the Lost Battalion"
were nationally regarded as the great
est heroes
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-11-19
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