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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-04-23
WIFE TAKES
HUSBANDSADVICE
And Is Made Well Again
by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Springfield, Mass. 1.-THE doctor told
my husband that had to have an oper-
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-04-23
important to Mothers
What Did She Mean?

what DID she MeanI
Edith-Jack says he simply wor-
ships the ground l walk on.
Miss Ryval-Well, dear, he isn't
crowded for space.-Boston Tran
script.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-04-23

Question Incomplete.
Mrs. A-Have you still got thai
cook you had last week?
Mrs. (Which day last week?
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-04-23

City, st. Louis. He came back to Chi
cago on Friday.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
important to Mothers
ROOM FOR YOUNGER CRITICS
They Have a Place in the World and
Duty That Is Well Worth
Performing.

The younger critics, says Haywood
Broun, are the lineal descendants of
that little child in Anderson's fairy
tale who, when the emperor was be-
ing made a spectacle of and all the
world was being fooled by the sharp
tailor, refused to be quiet and cried
out, 'He hasn't got anything on" These
young enthusiasts who have no posi-
lions to lose and no dignities to live
up to go about pointing to all our
literary emperors and calling attention
to the scantiness of their attire of
greatness, and refuse to be silenced
by their scandalized or terrified elders.
Good sense bids us welcome their hon-
est gaze at even the sacrosanct per-
sons. 1t can't hurt anything really
fine, and it's about time we came out
of some of our illusions. William AL
len White sized it up about right from
the conservative point Of view when
he said in praising Main Street.: "Of
course, I'm on the other side Of the
street myself, but that's just the rea-
son why l like this book. It gives us
fellows something to answer"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
IN YOUTHS GAY sPRINGTIME
Incident Of Innocent Pleasure That
Excited the Admiration of
Gap johnson.

ut shore does teller good to see
the innocent pleasure children get out
of the coming of spring!" said Gap
Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. 1.-THE first
right warm day most Of my young 'uns
swarmed, as you might say. Wife took
and ripped em out of their under
clothes that she'd sewed 'em up in last
fall, and they hit the path for the
creek, scratching and cussing mer-
rily.
''They found there seven or eight of
Gabe Giggery's kids, three or four of
Jim-Tom Tullery's, a bunch Of Zeke
Yawley's and several more than mo-
body could tell whose they were till
they got their faces washed Well,
then there was grand hooraw as
they all shucked themselves and
whirled in to tying each others
clothes up in hard knots, and fighting
about it, and such as that. Round
and round and over and under they
went, till they all fell into the drink
and kept right on lamming each other
till they knocked all the water out Of
the creek. ~ Kansas City Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
"ouite clustered"

lovely face but with great black
patch over his heart It was over
where the heart should be and it was
in the shape of a heart but they
thought he had beautiful face and
a lovely, kind expression.
''Who are your" the boy asked.
"I'm kind friend, said the crea-
ture. He looked about the size Of
Mr.. Wood Elf.
"We're on our way to the Hos
pitality HOTEL said the boy.
The creature held his arms over his
chest as though to hide the black
patch and as though he had made a
great mistake not to hide it in the
first place. He seemed quite
flustered.
''They fell asleep, those two you
left" said the creature, because they
couldn't keep awake any longer. They
never can accomplish anything all the
way through. They always have to
stop before it is over. This time it
was lucky for you. They're not full
of harm, nor do they mean to be
cross and all of that They just go
along trying everything and leaving it
before it is finished
.'To be sure they thought Of taking
you away in trunk but they wouldn't
have taken you far. You'd have been
too heavy and while the Moving Man
carries that trunk he doesn't like to
carry anything in it. And Miss Roll
ing Stone, or Mrs. Moving Man, cares
not to carry anything either. She
won't even carry a moss blanket to
put in their cottage, and they never
keep cottage any length of time.
They have no real home in conse-
quence.
snow boy and girl l say we have
some soda water. There Is a soda
fountain down this road to refresh
travellers on their way. You're on
your way, I can see. That's what
made Mr.. Moving Man so mad. He
wanted to keep you from getting to
the place he had wanted to go to but
had never had the patience to keep
on with the long journey. He is one
of these restless souls who makes
everyone else restless, or tries to.
'Now, we'll go to the soda water
fountain"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
ls'I!SSk2 8
|gzS'|I|s|I!lg
NARY GRAt1AlN1 BONNER
The ESCAPE.

It had been a bad time for the boy
and the girl adventures when they
thought that they might be carried
away in Mr.. Moving Mans trunk.
"Why do you want to put US in the
trunk?" the girl had asked
''We might find you could sell for a
good deal at the market" the old
man had said.
well, won't you go in that way,
please?" the boy had asked, pointing
in the direction of the Hospitality
Hotel
mo sir" the old man had replied.
''He hates that way" Miss Rolling
Stone, or Mrs. Moving Man had said.
She could be called by both names
correctly.
He's mad, you see, because he
didn't get to the House of Secrets.
He doesn't want any one else to get
there. He didn't want the long
journey there"
The boy looked at the girl. They
didn't know what to do. They were
AClO IlSAI Q1Id C11Cy AOOhCO cIC Liz AOW
wide-open trunk. They couldn't bear to
think they would be carried around in
it, bumped this way and that, and
perhaps suffocated too, and yet they
couldn't but believe that they would
somehow get back to the real road
again SO they could go on to the
House of Secrets
Sand we were to go to the Hos
pitality Hotel this very evening", said
the boy. Il believe It's almost time"
"Oh," said the girl suddenly, then
she added very softly, "I'm free. Miss
Rolling Stone has gone to sleep
standing up! Oh, you're free toe.
Let's hurry" The old man had begun
to snore.
They hurried down the road, run
ming as hard as they could. They got
well out of sight of the old man and
woman
weren't they horrible?" asked the
boy.
"But how strange that they should
fall asleep so suddenly" said the girl.
mot strange at ALL" said a voice,
and looking they saw a creature with
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
SWAMP ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as medicine for
durable ailments Of the kidneys, liver and
bladder,
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that it. has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp Root makes friends quickly be-
cause it's mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most cases. It is gentle,
healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes. medi-
UNI and large.
However. if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13

Georges employer was astounded to
hear sounds Of strife in the office, and
on investigating he found the young
ster fighting with the two other clerks
and holding his own.
Myrddin Fardd also relates how he
provided the premier with his break
fast on his wedding morning. early
one morning" he says, Orchard Lloyd
and his nephew David called on me
and asked if I could give them some
thing to eat, as David was on his way
to Pencaenewydd chapel to be married
to Maggie, Myndd Ednyfed | lived
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
His Views.

"a ZOO is a place to reflect on the
superiority of mankind remarked the
bumptious citizen.
II don't agree with you," answered
Mr.. Grumpson. "Pve never visited a
ZOO but two or three times in my
life, but the thought that struck me
was that all the animals were attend
ing strictly to their own business and
if mankind had less curiosity and
more consideration for dumb creatures
none of them would have been there. .
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13

of heat given off by the woodburning parlor stove
when its hot sides are glowing on a cold winter
night, while the hot gases given off by combustion
pass up the chimney.
This method of preventing frost is very efficient
and each year 1t saves much money for American
fruit growers just how it is best applied how
many fires are needed to the acre, and the form
and style of burner giving the best results, are
well discussed in the Weather Bureau Bulletin No.
1896
Many fruit grower has nursed an expensive
orchard to the point of bearing only to see
his well-deserved reward vanish in a single night
But more and more we are discovering that, if
we cannot defy certain natural laws, we may still
nullify their results through better understand
ing of their principles. This is what the upto-
date fruit grower does He cannot eliminate
frost but he can use its principles to protect him
self from it's effects.
Tips to Orchardsts
The weather bureau bulletin treats the frost
prevention methods very thoroughly, and the
pamphlet should be particularly useful to anyone
who owns an orchard or who contemplates plant
ing one. First of all, the experts point out, the
orchard owner should determine whether his crop
will pay the expense of protection; if it will not,
then he had better move to less erratic climate
Certain fruits will stand lower temperature than
others, and the experts furnish temperature
chart to show this Here it is:
Temperatures Endured by Blossoms for 80 Min
utes or Less.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
British Premier a Fighter

George, when the latter occupied
stool in a country lawyers office. One
suggests, says the Manchester Guard
ian in quoting the story, that Mr..
Lloyd Georges pugnacity in politics
is a development of natural love
for a fight. In his youthful days he
was not unwilling to push an argu-
ment to physical struggle. Myrddin
Fardd relates that one morning young
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
All Alike

1t was little Maurice's first day at
school. Instead of playing with the
other little boys he fingered near the
door where the woman principal was
showing the janitor how she wished
the steps cleaned. He watched the
performance a while and then he
walked over to them. "Say," he said
to the principal, "you boss your hus-
band around just like my mother does
hers. indianapolis News
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
saw Both sides.

Little Roy doesn't care for dancing
and at the party the other night he held
aloof as much as possible. His sister
said: Roy, don't you realize that .ev-
cry time you don't dance there is some
little girl not having a good timer"
"Yes," said Roy, land don't you
realize that every time do dance
there is 9 little boy who isn't having
q good timer,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13

BY klndling numerous
small fires this may be
done. The hot gases
rushing upward from
each blaze lift and toss
layers until a warmer
mixture is applied to the
earth. The hot gases serve
to assist in warming the
chilled atmosphere, but the
effect of direct radiation
amounts to very little.
This difference in heat
quality is very well illus
trated in our homes. Di-
$3.50 ,,o,l;a+;on &c. +ho Sort
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
soIvinn 4 Problem.

''Well put a cook stove in the auto
mobile and go touring" announced Mr..
Chuggins.
But what1l we do for servant"
inquired his wife.
'It's the only way to keep serv-
ant. Once we have succeeded in hir-
ing one, the only way for her to re-
sign will be to get out and walk"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
One Peaticoat Too Warm.

It was one of the first spring days
ana little Elizabeth, age four, who
had been playing with some neighbor
children, rushed into the house and
throwing herself across her mothers
lap exclaimed: sob, mamma, take off
some of my clothes I'm whole pet
ticoat too warml"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
Shave With cuticura soap

And double your razor efficiency as
well as promote skin purity, skin COM
fort and skin health. No mug, no
Shiny soap, no germs, no waste, no
irritation even when shaved twice
daily. One soap for all uses shaving,
bathing and shampooing ADV.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
! frank.

swell, he's frank, even if he isn't
tactful"
SIN what way? r.
'He admits he wants all the money
he can make; he says in most matters
he thinks of himself and his own in
terest first and he doesn't claim that he
was happier when he didn't have a
dollar to his name"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
Lloyd George Was Noted for His Pug
nacity Among the Companions
of His Youth.

A retired Carnarvonshire village
blacksmith, Mr.. John Thomas, also
known by his bardic name Of Myrddfn
Fardd, is telling in Welsh newspa-
per some interesting "reminiscences of
the early years Of Premier Lloyd
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13

in lodgings at the time, but said I
would gladly give them their break
fast if I could get my landlady, old
Shan Roberts, to prepare it. She did,
and after breakfast 1 accompanied
them toward Pencaenewydd. Near
Groeslon, Llanarmon, we were over
taken by big old four-wheeled coach
carrying the bride and her friends.
Richard Lloyd and David Joined them,
and | trudged back to my work"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
He'll Be a Baker.

'What do you mean by feeding the
baby yeast, James?"
"He swallered a nickel" replied
Jimmy, IAN I'm tryin' to raise the
dough"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
Who Goliath Was.

Sunday School Teacher = Now,
Charlie, what can you tell me about
Goliath?"
Charlie Goliath was the man David
rocked to sleep.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13

WO cold snaps this spring caused wide
spread damage to the fruit crops.
The southern limit of the one at the
end of March was well into Oklahoma.
Kentucky and Maryland. The one in
April did not extend so far south, but
overlapped the north line Of the first
frost. The northern limit Of damage
in both runs up to the Great Lakes
and in Minnesota and New York and
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
He knew.

"Willie, I suppose you know what
caterpillar is?'' "Yes'm, it's an up
holstered worm"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13

Diplomatic posts are now being de-
manded by British women.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13

King Georges life insurance poll
cies total something like $10,000,OOO.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13

Charts which show in a graphic way how the
fires should be distributed through orchard are
reproduced. These have been prepared from
studies made in successful orchards and are the
result of the best methods in use in this country.
Overhead costs are discussed, as well as the care
of the frosthghting apparatus
Records Should Be Kept.
Once an owner decides to fight Jack Frost for
his profit it is most important that he keep rec
ords Of the battles, so that he may refer to them
when the next skrmish threatens The knOwl-
edge that ten-mile wind will prevent frost when
the thermometer is at 40 degrees F. at sunset
may apply to only one fruit farm, but it will save
that owner the expense Of lighting his fires if he
does know it. Records, if he keeps them will tell
him this.
Several bits of homemade apparatus will save
the frost fighter good sound dollars, and the
pamphlet tells how these may be made and used.
The effect of SCOT from the Oil flames upon the
fruit blossoms is made clear to the reader in an
account of experiments conducted to determine
this problem AS matter of fact, SCOT does not
hinder the pollination of fruit blossoms, nor does
it injure them in any way.
From first to last the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture Farmers Bulletin NO. 1896
is filled with valuable information for anyone who
is attempting to grow fruits or vegetables in
frost-visited areas 1t is an invaluable manual
for any person who may be appointed as tenn
porary receiver to stand between shivering,
bankrupt world and its ungratefu creditors AS
stated before, this mundane sphere, in spite of
hundred thousand years of cold toes and chilly
nights has never learned to save in the sunshine
of plenty against the night of want. And it never
WILL
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-05-13
AMT NATURE GRAND!

She smiles and beams and beams and snailes
With sun and gentle showers,
With all her spsTngtin1e wooiag VIleS,
On grass and trees and flowers;
And then she gets her live aOires crossed
Ind goes and fltrts Nth old Jack Frost,
Although she knows the brute
Thinks 1t smart and cute
TO NIP bad, blossom, fruit
And then she smiles the same old smile
And aOorks again the same old guile
On all the land
To beat the band.
Amt Nature grand!
y. d. s.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-20
NUMBER OF CATTLE
is BECOMING LESS
supply % Sheep ard Hogs IN the
Country Is on the De
crease Also.

CHICAGO. June - the number ot
cattle for each one hundred persons ln
the United States Is today one third
less than in nineteen hundred the
sheep supply is reduced nearly twu.
thirds. while the number 80 hogs "a
fully al per cent less muw than then.
according 90 figures compiled from the
federal census reports by Herbert Nv
rick a farm expert for q farm publ
cation.
Declaring that this alarming short
age" in livestock ID such a. TO furnish
meat supply only about half as great
for each person in the country pa
formerly. mr. Myriek said. "the De-
cline during resent months iu prices
Is producers is ~ utterly uu81s&iHahlc
as 60 constitute the gravest economic
crime ever perpe,rated upon ihe FARM
ers 81 America
other figures we're garen 60 show
that twenty per cent fewer pounds uf
meat were exported during tHe pres
en- fiscal year than during the previous
year while imports totaied enc hun
dred and seventy i've million pounds
20 fresh meats. or nearly -four times
as much a. two ur three years ago
More than hair ~ these imports. DEE
saId were mutton and lambs from
Australasia or imports twenty nvo
times greater than the exports q the
United States
AR Myrick charged that The United
states department ~ agriculture Tor
years has over estimated the numbers
OF sheep and swine and dee Jared that
the departments estimate for January.
1890. vas II error no less than "a per-
a.nnN.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-20
PHARMACISTS NAME.
new STATE OFFICERS
convent4en Just Closed ore - Moat
aucesssfui Ever Aola

TALLAHASSEE June is-The f.har-
HlsctIsts rsiurhing from thc e.ahfeeath
annual meeting 81 ths Flor.da STATE Hhar.
naeeut.es1 sssoelatsn hed Ia Miami
june 3 aaa D. ar. unanimous ia aeefaf-
ins q go haze heen the nest sueeevngaI
gathering et aruEEists cyes hetd ID gbe
nisfcry ~ tHe ASSOCIATION 4 greater
nunlissr Than ever tefore attended ard
the iayaliF and enthusiasm In ths wors
went the umif Delegates were present
from a. Tar west ~ tensscola ana a. laf
southwest 81. Manates
The huslhesa fesaloua wtrf held Is fha
morning. and she aftefuoons ana nlahts
Ncre devoted 90 ere tnf 9rtainfnents uhlch
hal been provided fol the members. their
wives and theH hWsstf The fust aft+
ernuuu aN aeFe taken ln muKngnoN Zee
through fhe ttH and through fhe taet
ieertnw estate. whirh b. truly une 60 fhe
Show places ~ Maui uut there are
others aimust a. lavish in their wealth
% artistic adurunent. and miies ~ fine
residences are now cumIrissd in The cts
limits.
The SECOND afternoon and night was
spent across the ua2. soing ossf the long
tiadutf. and A. night a. Wuuderfa1 Hup-
per waa given ~ the traNetuM men e
AaAiiiaf3 association "a tta Miami beach
Caslnu and danclng ard Water srorts
Nere INDUCED - ~ mant A. thsa ban
quet there Nefe nearly t09 ggtsta. uuF.
ms the evening handsome prIzes were
awarded - those holiinE the lucky assn
hers which each entrance docket huTa
as a eoapon This feature added great
Eost and enthusiasm 90 entertainment a.
an were keSed Up 60 the hirheet plteb
~ expectation while che numbers Hsra
drawn ffum hat and the winners
called fuf. Thta was not a lottery a.
ever thfaN Vas absolutely free
During he sensiona. papers Un various
subjects Wsrs read and pFiaes Awarded
fm the meet meritorioua some % these
were ~ eaual1srahie value.
a fine ATTENDANCE upon the meetings
~ the ladies auxiliary association seas
had. These ladies loaned their gracious
presence g the conventon a. the ASSOC
citation. and are raising funds 20 help
worthy pharmaceutical students tn a..
tend colleges - pharmacy
Because - TIE good roads nvatasm m|
Al FLORIDA many ~ Tie dmleNmfNa mma|
their families sent % Miami - aut8|
ana a. far west a. Quincy rs middle
Florida. and Manatre in south Floriaa.
The officers elected for fhs ensuing
year are. President. W. q perr5 Man.
first viee-presidsnL J. ~ Geric. oeaa
second vice. president. ]. a. wssf. -
Tarroa Springs. nefretarv- freasurer. .
g. MauEhfau. palafka
The association recommended Is re
goveruuF far appointment On the beard
~ pharmmeY VI. ~ gunsa. gaekanmf4l&e.
w a. HamAlna. Davtunn an IL n.Afen.
berte. Pensacola. and ~ "a 2Iantsr. Eort
Myerr
o. tiew - ths great Eood uh.eh fhs
association has been ahie 90 aaearsel.sh
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-20
ITALIAN LEADER TO
SPEAK In AMERICA
President 81 Roman senate VIII ne tire
sneaser az Williams College.

ROME June THE president az the
Italian senate sgnor Tummaso TlttCni.
several times minister fer foreign nf-
fairs. vii leave for America soon tp DE-
liver sune lectures uf Williams college.
WulIamstowu, Mass
speaking % hia plans. Senator luton
said. In ms lectures } shall mot touch
upon the question ~ the league ~ ma
tons. unless other lecturers speak ahuut
a. EVEN then t would b. ms object 20
avoid propaganda The league being a
question which diA idea the fWo great Pc
it8eal nartier Ga the United states.
might easily he misuuderHtoud and wound
American suFcepubiMtiea. 49, ! might have
the appearance ~ interfering in an IN
ternal controversy % the country giving
me hospitality
.srhls. however. win noe prevent me
from discussing the matter To- private
conversations. the more 80. since having
participated In the work - the league
~ nations. and having seen ~ close quar-
tiers It, mechanism in action. ! formed
a clear eonceveun - ltH deficiencies and
az the reforms which ID would be well
to introduce into u, reforms which w my
onlnInn yxould fully satisfy tie American
point % view"
Both Premier Giontti and count
sfoFza. minister 90 foreign affairs urged
me 90 So O. the states. as. from my lcc-
lures. q better knoWiodge - Italy may
bs brought about. but { shau have no
official mission from tie Italian 90 fhc
American government as eur distin-
enlahed amhaSeaAor senator Rnianai
Ricei. deals with tile utmost romnetenca
with tbs questions Interesting me two
countries.
I Shall therefor. remafn u America
only the time Required Tor mF lectures.
returning lo ffaiy "a August