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The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

1t happened after the club meeting.
Two members met in the corridor.
Il was just thinking about poor
Uriah HumpSon," said one.
What about him."
We'll, you know what lovely
home his wife bought with his insur-
ance money!"
Yes, Of course"
You know the man VINO married
his widow married again as soon as
Mrs. Hunpson passed away
What, AGAIN.
YES : that's three times for him.
No wonder you say, Poor Uriah.
Yes, indeed; just think how ne
must feel up there looking down on
man he never saw living i'll his
house as his wife's second husband,
with his third wife"-Pennsylvania
Punch Bowl.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. KjImer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
1t is physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is a Strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years.
1t Is sold by all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has SO many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton, n. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Ady.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
Wonderful TeIescope.

The excellence Of the big Lick tele-
scope, and the steadiness of the air
when the conditions are good on
Mount Hamilton, are attested by the
statement of one authority that double
stars, whose cOmponents are nearly
equal in brightness, can be measured
if the distance between them eXceetiS
one-tenth of Il second of arc. What
this means in accuracy of definition
may be understood by remembering
the fact that one-tenth Of Il second is
equal to the apparent diameter of an
ordinary pin, viewed by the naked eye
at a distance of two miles.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
stevenson,s Unpublished Play.

There was recently produced in Ed
inburgh play by J. W. McLaren'
Heir of Hermiston," adapted from
Robert LOUIS Stevenson's novel. Mr..
McLaren has received letter from
Sir James Barrie congratuating him
on the great success of the play. Il
wonder" adds Sir James, whether
you know that K. l.. S. himself wrote
Il long play on the subject called The
Hanging Judge which was never pub
lished, though read it in manuscript
long agO."-ChriStian Science Monitor.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
Good Intention Thwarted.

The wind and hail were causing
much havoc. Stepping out of the
house on my way to work, | saw a
girl ahead of me running for dear life.
Relieving the wind was carrying her
off and that she was unable TO stop
/ calamity made right after her, got
hold of ner arm firmly and steadied
her to q standstill.
/ said, ''Tll hold you, miss, so the
wind won't chase you"
Hardly did | utter the words when
she angrily jerked her arm from my
grasp and running ahead called bac'
Idiot, I'm running to catch the
street car r'-Chicago Tribune.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
Every Drop of Your Blood
Should Be Absolutely Pure

Any slight disorder or impurities
is source Of danger, as every vital
organ Of the body depends upon the
blood supply to properly perform
its functions.
Many painful and dangerous dis
eases are the direct result of bad
condition of the blood. Among the
most serious are Rheumatism, with
its torturing pain; Eczema. letter,
Erysipelas and other disfiguring
skin diseases: general debility,
which makes the strongest men
helpless, and many other diseases
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
Free Picture Show.

One morning little Willie was tell
ing his mother and his little sister
Dora about a wonderful dream he had
the night before.
The dream interested his mother,
but his little sister looked puzzled.
what is a dream, Willie?" she
asked.
"Oh, don't you know what d dream
is?" replied Willie, scornfully. why,
it's moving pictures in ones sIeep"-
London Answers.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

are the direct result of impure
blood.
You can in large measure avoid
liability to disease by the use of
S. S. S., the wonderful blood rem
edy that has been in constant use
for more than fifty years. S. S. S.
cleanses the blood thoroughly. 1t
is sold by druggists everywhere.
For valuable literature and med
ical advice absolutely free, write
today to Chief Medical Adviser,
159 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
J S. S. S. is not sold or recommended
for venereal diseases.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
ENCOURAGE FENCE JUMPERS
DiIaPidated Fencing Is Source of Con.
slant Trouble for Owner of
Dairy Herd.

Half broken down fences help to
teach the cows to be fence jumpers.
Heifers that are constantly jumping
the fences in easy places are difficult
to break in later life and nothing is
more wasteful CT time and patience
than constantly chasing your cattle
out of your neighbours crops or your
own. Good fencing is necessary equip
ment for the dairyman and poor fenc-
Ing is a constant risk.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
GIVING YOUNG CALVES MILK
Care Should Be Taken That Tempera-
ture Is Uniform-When Poor in
Quality, Give Less.

Care should be taken to see that
any milk fed to the young calves is
of uniform temperature Of about 80
degrees Fahrenheit Many feeders at
tempt to overcome poor quality in the
feed by incj easing the quantity. This
is radically wrong. When on account
of age, souring. dirt, etc, the quality
of the milk is poor, the quantity
should be reduced rather than in
creased.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
Freed From
orture
EafORsfC Cleared Hf8;
Unset Stomach

"The people who have seen me sur
fer tortures from neuralgia brought On
by an upset stomach now see me per-
fectly sound and well-absolutely duo
to EatOnic," writes r. Long.
Profit by Mr.. Longs experience, keep
your stomach lin healthy condition..
fresh and cool, and avoid the ailments
that come from an acid condition.
Eatonic brings relief by taking up and
carrying out the excess acidity ana,
gases-does it quickly. Take en- Eatonic
after eating and see how wonderfully
it helps you. Big box costs only n
trifle with your druggists guarantee
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and l took it until l was.
cured and saved from the operation. !
have told women of your wonderful
medicine times without number, and 1
am willing that you should use these
facts and nv name if you like. I also
used your Compound during the Change
and / can do all my own work but the
heavy part, and can walk miles every
day as I help my husband in the office. "
Mrs. j. II. Meyer, 412 South Orange
St, Orange, California.
Il ia quite true that such troubles as
Mrs. Never had may reach stage where
an operation is the only resource. On
the other hand, a great many women
have been restored to health by Lydia f.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
Helen's Version.

A teacher in the IrvingtOn school
was carefully leading her pupils
through lesson i'll the first grade
Nov, Helen" said she, will You
please read the next sentence. BE
sure and do moi forget the little mark
ut the end Of the sentence"
Helen studied the sentence. 1t was
this: Can you rum"
Then Helen read it thus: Can you
run. little button hook ?"-Indianapolis
News.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
Object Lesson for Americans.

The lesson of defOreStati0n in China
is one that mankind should have
learned many times from wha& has oc-
Cured in other places. In fact, it may,
in a lesser degree, even be brought
home to the people of America in flu
ture years unless, through wise fore
thought, care is exercised in the pres
ervatiOn of our forests from destruc-
ton by fire and wasteful numbering.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Warning! Unless you see the name
"Bayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of AS
pfrin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture Of
Monoaceticacidester Of Salicycacid.-
Adv
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
New Cure for Spring Fever.

Lassoing mountain lions is better
cure for spring fever than sassafras
tea. according to a mighty Chicago
hunter who has just returned from a
first-class dose Of his favorite spring
tonic. We may be pardoned if we
still persist n the belief that the dis
ease is much to be preferred to either
of the remedies prescribed.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

NTIepdTeu Dy the united states DEPART
ment Of Agriculture.)
Feeding is an important factor in
developing a good breeding ANIMAL
or favorite in the show ring. There
are many points TO be remembered.
These points may be called rules Of
feeding, among which specialists of
the United States Department of Ag-
riculture give the following:
/. Provide a variety of feeds at all
times, if possible. 1t is easier to sup
ply the proper amounts of the desired
nutrients which the calf needs if
several different feeds are used. The
ration will also be more palatable.
>. Do not make sudden changes in
the feeds used or in the amounts Civ
en-. If it becomes necessary to change
feeds from say. clover to alfalfa hay,
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
Wonders Of Science.

Are you sure you can prove ny
client is craZy?"
"Why, certainly" replied the en-
inent alienist ''And what is more, if
you are in trouble and need my serv-
ices I'll do the same thing for YOU"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

ago I'LL &C wv INS+ ~
said / had to have a
serious operation. j
had a tumor, and Ill
GERS which would
gather and break l
had displacement so
badly that / could
hardly sit down at
times, and it seemed
asif / sufferedevery-
thing that a woman
could suffer. Then
aorne one advised me-
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
Maybe.

Now, dearie, never hurt your hus
bands feelings"
do you mean / must never ask
him for money, maY'-Louisville Cou
rier-Journal
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
IE xorlR coRNs PAIN YOU

Apply yacher-Balm, it relieves at once.
Keep it handy for any other pain.
Buy it locally. f. w. Vacher, Inc,
New Orleans.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
wiIIino to Take His Time.

life is a great study, isn't it?'
Eyes, and one that I'm in no hurry
to graduate FROM"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

No matter how costly a thing may
he, a woman considers it valuelcss
when she has lost all interest in 1t.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

Many of the poets who have con-
tributed to Chinese literature have
been women.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

The charm Of a bathroom is its spot
lessness. BY the use of Red Cross Ball
Blue. all cloths and towels retain their
wilderness until worn out. sc.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

Coffee was unknown to the Greeks
and Romans of the pref Christian era.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
Value of Fools.

If the fooI-killer were always on the
job. few would live to grow wise, since
most of us gain our wisdom through
our experience in folly.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

Some inventors spend all their lives
in trying to make both ends meet.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
suffered ALL
4 WOMAN COULD
Mrs. Meyer Finally Found
Relief and Health in Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound

Orange, Call always feel very
grateful to you, as some twenty years
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17

There are tricks in all trades per
tanning to horses.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
We Do.

We Do.
Hes n good-natured little fellow,
isn't he?" Eyes. Those little fellows
always have to be-"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-06-17
DAIRY
FACTS
RULES FOR FEEDING CALVES
Desired Nutrients Furnished by Civ
ing Young Animal Variety-AVoid
Sudden Changes.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment Of Agricultural
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-01-21
Hiccoughs Assail
Gay Town of Paree

PARIS, France. Jan. si.-The hie-
cough epidemic In Paris continues
undated. The epidemic was 10 had
during the performance OF Daniel.
with Mime. Sarah iiarnhaudt In the
title role. the other night. that the
play Mad 20 be- suspended for several
minutes BECAUSE the hlccoughs Of
those in the audience drowned the
words OF the play.
>~>~-~~~e~-----s'-~
meuts or restrictions as 20 santa.
ton. economy. facility or iinnHporiA.
ton and beauty viii vary for the
districts
Conditions required for beauty and
fire prooflnE will be that the build
inEs be not more than 100 feet high
and be constructed Of steel and con.
crete. Tho standard regulations for
a second or third class commercial
section will require somewhat less
strength. The residences win be re.
quired TO be srfni,fireproof.
II II believed that lieoricc h tho old
est CONNECTION In tho world.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-01-21
JAPS WILL HAVE
MODERN HOUSES
Diet Acts for Fire Preven-
ton and Sanitation

TOKYO. Jan si--The small
matchwood houses In which are
housed a large part Of Tokyos $500.
600 population are doomed TO disap
pear.
As a result OF a law recently pass.
ed by the imperial diet. an order Il
expected soon which will provide fer
the ultimate replacement OF the ~.
tie one and two-story match.boxes
with more permanent structures
which win conform with the ou,lin.
ed plan OF fire prevention. beauty
and sanitation.
The new regulations VIII provide
for the division OF the city into three
districts. the commercial. residence
and Industrial divisions. Require
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-01-21
DETECTIVE BOUGHT
BOTTLE FOR $3.50
Hubby Raves When
Wife Mends Shirt

DETROIT. June .i.-rhis Is a
tale. or tail. OF a shirt Mrs. Cora
Gee uended a hole in the shoulder OF
her husbands shirt She cut a piece
from the tail and then failed 10
patch the piece. She was granted
divorce when she told the Judge her
husband threw the shirt out of the
dor and ordered her TO follow II.
which she did.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-01-21
u. S AGENTS IN
LOTTERY WAR
Canadian Syndicates Take
Millions From u. S.

CHICAGO. Jan. 2iy-Federai Of
ficlala arc preparing 10 Hwoop down
on American nFonth OF Canadian lot
terica which are taking billions out
OF the United states every month.
The federal officials stumbled into
these lotteries an the result OF their
Investigation OF baseball and clear.
ing house lotteries. exposed thru The
Chicago grand jury probe into base
bali crookedncaH
Among the largest ~ Canadian lot.
tcrtes II the Great Northern. II of.
fers a capital prize OF $4,000 and
i.t27 other prizes. totalling In all
t57.6s9.
Tickets sell for 81 apiece
Drawings are held monthly.
Tho expense OF operating such a
lottery, including Halesmcn'H com
missions. is 80 great that federal OF.
floialn estimate al least $40 must be
taken IN for every dollar paid out TO
Americans.
PONzI
LURE
'srho fi5 900 capital prize In an.
other Ponzl lure" said a federal OF
fetal working on the investigation.
$50 far We have been unable Ia dia'
cover any American who has won e 3"
Despite the federal Investigation
lottery tickets were issued In October
November and December.
The lottery CANDLES doscribed by
officials are particularly pernicioua.
az they appeal 90 persons OF small
means Many OF these tickets are
sold 20 workmcn IN factories, whose
families can ~ afford TO loss the
money nquandercd.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-01-21
SOCIOLOGY
DOPE Ring
BROKEN UP
Lads Confessions Indicate
an International Syndi-
cate OF SmugglerS

NEW YORK. Jan. "a. - drug
<ng OF IS East side schoolboys, ped
dllng cocaine and hcroin on the
streets and pushing It's sale among
classmates was uncovered by the ar.
rest OF six boys. five OF them
under i6.
Confessions were obtained from
them which DR.. Carleton Simon,
special deputy police commissioner,
IA charge OF the narcotic squad. says
will result In the roundup Of the
resi- OF the gAng.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-01-21
JANUARY 1923
Are You Successful?
Apply This Test NOW!

There are hundreds of right here in Seattle who
call themselves successful" Perhaps you, too,
cherish similar thought about yourself. Wouldn't
like to apply test that would enable you know
for suresome simple that would only require but
second of your time?
Here it is then the very test that Jim Hill,
the Empire Builder, once flung at a man who had
asked him what constituted success:
"How much money have you saved up?"
History does tell what the reply was but it does
tell US what test we can apply, namely, "How much
money have you saved up?"
How much money have YOU saved up young man
young woman?
If you have learned the wisdom Of thrift and have
growing bank account, then of certainty you can
call yourself a success
But, the other hand, if you have saved nothing,
then it is equally certain that you failure and
rank one!
The physcally-fit man, who in normal times
living for himself, is something less than a
But the who a living for himself, yet who
unwilling to lay something aside for the future, is
in reality little better than an ignorant savage
ones to rule his psychic soul Without this
habit can honestly call himself the captain of
his soul-the master of his destiny.
Thrift is a habit A habit is something done uncon-
sciously and without thought This very day learn
make thrift the ruling habit of your fe Learn do
this if you really want o be successful.
Save money! 1t doesn't matter how little, just so
you Put it in a safe place. beyond the
reach of sudden temptation
Each week add little to it. Keep this up
week after week. and then when adversely or oppor-
tuny knocks at your door you will be fully prepared
Any of the banks whose signatures follow will
gladly help you save-will gladly help you become
successful.
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
DEXTER HORTON NATIONAL BANK
SEATTLE NATIONAL BANK
SCANDINAVIAN AMERICAN BANK
CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-01-21
LEADER or THE GANG
A YOUNG LO>GSiIOREMt>

The leader OF the ring. Or. Simon
said. Is Thomas Cusimano. 10 years
old. a iongshoreman, Cusimano and
his i2.year-oid brother Joseph were
arrested after a raid ON an 18th 81.
fiat.
The police found over $4,000 worth
of cocaine and horoin concealed In
the fiat.
Incidentally direct evidence Of in
ternational trade In cocaine and
heroln was obtained. Some OF the
bottles OF cocaine bore an Italian
trade mark. and Or. Simon said Il
confirmed what he had been able 90
learn from other sources. that mar.
cctic drugs are smuggled into this
country by sailors on foreign ships.
There are two agents Of the cocaine
ring in Italy. DIR. Simon said. who
work with other agents In France.
England. Canada and even Cuba, In
smuggling drugs TO the United
States
DETECTIVE BOUGHT
BOTTLE FOR $3.50
For some time there has been n
large quantity OF cocaine sold on the
East Side near 18th ST.. according TO
DIR. Simon. whose men have tried to
learn its source. on Thursday De
tectivc Boylan bought a bottle OF CO.
cainc for $3.50 from a boy who. after
the raid. said he was Joseph Gust.
mano. Boyian followed the boy TO
his home and then reported to DIR
simon.
With the arrests OF the six boys II
Was said that the police had discov-
cred the mysterious source Of Inside
Information which warned drug
vendors OF Imminent raids
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-08-18
HARD TO GET PROPER lOLlNa
Trouble Usually Caused BY spark
Plug Gap Being Too ciose--Ne
Fault Of Carburetor.

Owners of cars containing small
bore six-cylinder engines sometimes
complain of the difficulty of obtaining
proper idiing. The owner usually as
sumes that the carburetor is at fault
As matter Of fact. the trouble 10
usually caused by the spark plug be-
ing set too close. This causes the
motor TO roll when idling; with NIL tho
symptoms OF loading. BY increasing
the spark gaps and cleaning the plugs
the trouble will be cured.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-08-18
GARAGE DOOR CLOSED
BY PASSAGE OF AUTl
Wheels Of Vehicle Pass Over
Tripping Device.
Door 10 countsrSsighted So That
When Trip 10 Released, Weight
Pulls Door Shut or Open a.
May BE Desired BY Driver.

An easy-ruHnlng garage Or barn doo
nay be arranged, as shown In tue
craving. to close itself rs 5000 as the
rear wheels OF vehicle pass over tbe
tripping device. The door Is cOunle'
weighted 50 that. when the trip is -
leased. the weight pulls the door shu.
The trip. or release, consists Of 4"
hinged plank arranged, rs Indicate
to engage with the notched plate .,
the door; this plate has two notches'
one OF which engages with the pln.d
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-08-18
literal Youpusser.

Jack was being taught by his ~
iigious mother some things she
thought be ought to know. Among
other subjects God and His omnlpres.
ence were spoken of. 1t seemed hare
to the boy to think God could be
everywhere at once and especially dis
turbing to find out that He was DWELL
ting inside him. The little fellow. now
ever. took his mother at her word, and
soon after al the supper table, as he
was about 20 partnke Of some hot
soup. said: "LoOk out, God, there's
some hot soup comiu'."
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-08-18
Popular songs.

a, Is mistake believe, to act
too strongly, on the theory that to
,Hp puHuc should be doled out only
those things which certain authorities
'hnk they should have said d
nromronr singer recently, Let rs
cunsidcr the publc's side. Let us give
the public some Of the things II really
wrnIs--"vcr the simple song which
HE critic condemns Tor its excess ~
sentiment Il we can deliver II So that
re aublic Il touched nnh responris
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-08-18
FROM LEHI TO LOGAN--BE-
TWEEN and BEYOND

cording to appearances, and unless
something happens to interfere in the
meantime, the orchardists OF this
section should not have much cause
to worry about liquidation ana such
things this fall.