Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-05-10

destination she missed her brooch, ane
sent a postcard to her servant asking
the girl to let her know if she found
anything on the dining room floor ,wher
sweeping it next morning.
The servant duly replied: Dear
Madam. You ask me to- let you kno"
if found anything when sweeping the
dining room floor this morning. beg
to report that found thirty matches
three corks, and a pack of cards.
Mrs. Jobson returned by the next
train. =, 80
To the Rear March.-Wiliie, aged
six, was going through an orchard
looking for the easiest tree to climo'
when he came face to face with the
irate owner who had with him a large
ferocious dog.
"Where are you going" demanded
this unwelcome individual:
Back" said Willie after one look
at the dog.
True Economy.-Mrs. Doughless: i
saved the money to. buy coat darl-
ing"
Doughless:. "How did you manage
it, precious?"
Mrs. D.: 81 bought it with the mon
cy you gave me for new hat and hao
the hat charged to your account.
80. o.. r...'.
# PAYS. to Advertise.-A western
evangelist makes practice OF paint
ing religious lines on rocks and fences
along public highways. One ran: -.
What will you do when you dieE
Came an advertising man and
painted under it:
use Delta Oil. Good for burns
Oh. Absolutely. - MADAME" said
the medium, pocketing the feel flnd
YOUR fears of your husbands safety
are groundlcss." -."'!i. ''-~':.
Its quite possible" agreed the anX-
ious one. He is sailor" .|ni.''''
Unnecessary-"I haven't any SYM
spathy for the man who beats ms
wife" said a passenger in the smoker
of the SIS.
"Well," said another, timid, .uR-
dersized fellow "A man who can Deal
up his wife doesn't need any sympa-
thy"
An Outline of History.-The pro
fessor" of cheap dancing academies IN
the tenderloin are now advertising
lessons in ,toddling. One sends out II
circular, which reads: Learn to dance
the toddle! Cleopatra invented 1t ana
that was the way she ensnared Napo-
eon."-Atlanta Constitution
Simple Analysis.-"Ah!" breathed
the amateur sleuth. "a mouse mas
visited this room!"
Great Scot. man! How do yon
know?" said the listener.
Simple. See the woman's heel
marks on the seat of that mahogany
chair?"
Well Informed.-"That new nurse
of ours must be Bodery product
She speaks of the nursery as the
'noisery'."
well, I rather think that's the way
it should be pronounced."-Boston
Transcript.
damned to Capacity.-Sign Paint
er: WHO ordered this Standing Room
Only siyn?"
Clerk: "A lodging house Keeper fle
wants to hang it outside the bathroom
door Saturday nights" ..'..
Demonstration Needed -4SShe-"Do
you love me, John?'
He-"Sure." -. ::i%..
She-,Then why don't your chest
so up and down like the man IN lhe
movies?"-Tar Baby.
Why He Went Away.-sSay, mama,
was baby sent down from heaven?
"Why, yes"
"Um. They like to have. it quiet
up there, don't they?"-The Legion
aire.
Phew!-.There is only one thing
that kept my daughter out OF grand
OPERA" said the proud packer, pattlng
his chest. '.e e..
Yeah, know" said the parlor pet;
.I've heard her sing"
Logical Result-A tiirver in New
ton, Kan, broke the arms OF four per-
sons who attempted to .crank:it in less
than Il week. That's what comes ol
crossing Il bicycle with mule.-The
Lcgionaire.
Reformed Rules.-As we under
stand the efforts to purify modern
dances the half Nelson and scissors