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Pueblo chieftain. (Pueblo, Colo.) 1889-current, 1921-10-06

strong; spots light feeders and bulls
weak to rs cents lower; stockers and
feeders strong.
Hogs, receipts 10000; mostly 10 at 10
cents higher than yesterdays average;
big packers buying sparingly; better
grades practically all sold, top 1856;
bulk lights and light butchers 1925 at
$3.50; bulk packing sows $6.75 at $7.15;
pigs mostly 10 at is cents higher; bulk
desirable $3.50 at SITS.
Sheep. 41,000; killing classers mostly
steady; feeder lambs strong to higher;
spot native lambs early $500 at 1925
to packers; ss.75 to city butchers;
western yearlings $500; feeder lambs
early 1925; many held higher.
Pueblo chieftain. (Pueblo, Colo.) 1889-current, 1921-10-06

moro thoroly If economic laws are al
lowed free play
THE commission regards especially
many of the amendments proposed to
the federal reserve act as undesirable
and calculated to lessen the benefits
to DO derived from the federal reserve
system. The commission believes that
so long as the federal reserve system
is able to continue its work as success
fully as it has begun, it should be left
to function with the least possible In
reference.
Minneapolis, Mimi. Oct. b.-The H.
Pochler company OF Minneapolis, the
oldest grain commission house in the
northwest suspended business today
temporarily pending a reorganization.
Minneapolis. MINI, Oct. 5.-An-
nouncements made today by the ninth
federal reserve bank that 1t had reduc-
ed its rediscount rate from 6h per cent
to s per cent on agricultural livestock
and commercial paper. This makes the
per cent rate effective on all classes
of eligible paper
Washington. D. c.. Oct IA survey
of copper stocks as of September 1.
showed a total available supply of 4o5,-
05l short tons. including pig copper at
the smelters and refined metal ready
for the market Director George o.
Smith. OF the geological survey an
nounced today. Nearly ono half of this
Tonnage was held in trust for the cop
per export association "for export
alone" he said.
These figures do not include the
working stock of copper in transit and
in process of refining which are now
much lower than at tho beginning of
tho year and apparently are reduced
to a minimum he added.
Pueblo chieftain. (Pueblo, Colo.) 1889-current, 1921-10-06
CHICAGO LIVESTOCK

Chicago. Oct. 5.-(U. S. Bureau of
Markets)-Cattle receipts 5000; desir-
able corn fed steers and yearlings,
strong. to % cents higher; choice long
ycarlings $11.25: primo LOO pound
steers $3.50: bulk beef steers $50 at
sa.75; she stock and heavy calves
Pueblo chieftain. (Pueblo, Colo.) 1889-current, 1921-10-06
DENVER SUGAR sToCKS
by w. S. Walpole, rooms
CHJCAGO PRODUCE

CHICAGO PRODUCE
Chicago. Oct. 5.-Butter unchanged.
Egss lower: receipts 7.oia cases: firsts
80 at ii; ordinary firsts 80 at 81: misl
ceilaneous SIS at 10.
Poultry alive lower: fowls Is at %:
springs Fl.
BAR SILVER
New York, Oct. 5.-ForeiEn bar sill
vcr 70& Mexican dollars 5lA.
Pueblo chieftain. (Pueblo, Colo.) 1889-current, 1921-10-06

CHICAGO SPUDs
Chicago. Oct. 5.--Potatoes. receipts IS
cars total Z. S. shipments !. tol;
South Dakota Early Ohlos sl.s5 at
s. 90 cwt. North Dakota and Min
resota white 300 at 500 cwt; Maine
Cohhlers bulk $500 cwt.
The Washington herald., 1921-06-08

BAKERY AND LUNCH STOCK FIXTURES
and property. On one of the best streets
in Wash. Well established and doing a good
business. II use 4 store modern. II you are
looking for a real business don't miss this.
wILDMAN & Co. 9Th md II NV. s4s
Il ST.-BLsiness and financial sec: large g.
story bldg; immed poss.; rare Investment.
III YOU ARE LOOKING FOR HOME OF
Bus. or want yours sold, wlLDMAN
4 Co, 9th and II. FIX. 64O6.
TAILORING d CLEANING shop store and
back room; rent, $20.50 NV. sec; price,
$500. p. y. CARLEY. 617 st. NV.
40
CIGARS 4 TOBACCO STAND, 9Th st. nw.;2
T.; rent, s25; price, s675. p. +. CARLEY.
6l7 st. NV. s2s
DELICATEsSEN GROCERY. an excellent
location mr. 9th & {. ne. rms $4,000.
r. y. CARLEY. 6l7 st. NV. Fr. 6iS3.
DELIcATEssEN & GROCERY. one Of the
finest in city; rent, s75; 4 yr lease: T.
L. +. CARLEY. ST. st. NV. FIR. 6l53.
GROCERY MARKET on Mass. ave. ne.
VIII sell hxt 4 invoice. stock. See this.
7. F. CARIEY. 6lT + st. NV. FIR. 6l53.
NEAR BEER STAND nr. 9th st. sw. Good
as a money maker. =. Y. CARLEY, 6l7
E st. NV. FIR. 6l53.
DELlCATESSES nr. 9th st. Sc. Rent, $50;
year lease. Price, s.. 900: $40 daily bus.
p Y. CARLEY. 6l7 Z st. NV. Fr 6l53.
GROCERY DELICATESSEN mr.. 9Th & q
ne; stands: rent $40; lease price. SI00.
p. CARLEY. 61T st. NV. FIR. 6153.
LUNCH & RMS. nr. 7th & SITS. NV. A
real good buy. $500 Daily bus. -$75.
T. y. CARLEY. 617 Z ST. NV. Fir. 6l53.
10 ROOM BOOMING House, ami, we'll
fur. Can be bought for S1.S0. p. y.
rARLEY. 6l7 L ST. NV. FIR 6153.
BAKERY in southwest, store and rooms.
5000. P. r. CARLEY. 617 Z st. nv.
FIR G1J3,
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
Continued.


LoRAPHoNE; osk car; me new: worth
SIS; quick sale, $50. See SHUE. save
money. s1s Mass. nv.-
LUDWIG. ALL METAL SNARE DRUM,
size 4xl5. price. $50. RoBINsoS's. Zoe
MARTIN GUITAR. KoAwooD Dull
nnish all over, Rosewood hngesboard, spe-
dial $40. RoBINsoN's. 1906 @ ct. nv.
5. 8. STEWART Lutte MANDOLIN. PoE
ished mahogany finish. ebony hngerJoard
SIS. RoBfNs0N's. 1905 1t. NV.
DEAGAN OCTAVE cHfaoMArIc xYLo
phone comp. with resonators and stand,
No. A-44o. $50. RoBINsoN's. 1906 Ut.
NV.
DINNER CHINE LARGE BAsh. BLACK
trcnzed bars. slightly used. Special, $40.
RoBINsoN's. 1905 @ st. NV
oRPHEUM. NO. 2 TESOk BANJO.
heavy maple rim. and fancy neck. inlaid
Hngerboard. $50. RoBISsoN's 1909 ct.
CARL FISCHER ORCHBsTRA BELfS,
biekel-plsted. 81 octaves In case, slight.
b ysed. So. EoBINsoN's, 1895 q st. nv.
8. 8. STEW ',RT BANJO MANDOLIN.
natur-I fnish, maple neck rim. $50
HEAVY MAPLE RIM TENOR BANJO.
patent pegs. maple neck, natural nnish,
S35. aoBINsoS's. :soe @ st. nv.
HUNGARIAN CYMBOLIUM, SLIGHTLY
used. in good condition, $50. ROBIN
SONS, 1906 st. nv.
LCDwIG & LUDWIG CENTER SUPPORT
12x24 bass drum, Slightly shop worn, S3s.
ROBINSON'S. 1906 @ st. nv.
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Garages.

I31 B ST s. E.-RooM FOR TWO CARS.
$50. JOHN Y. DoNoHoE SONS. sI4
Pa. ave. Sc. 25s
I52 nth ST. y. E-Ro0M FOR FOUR
csrs, $40. JOHN Y. DoNoHoE 4 SONS.
3li Ps ave 23s
7sS ITH ST. s. E.. $500 JOHN ?. DoNo-
ZOE SONS, 3l4 Pa. ave Sc. 23s
n. la4 y. CAR. AVE. Sc. s.. JOIN ..
DoNoHoE 4 SONS. sl4 PA. ave. se.
n. If7 n CAR. AVE. Sc. IS. mo. JOHN ..
DoNoH0E & SONS. 3l4 Pa. ave. %.
r. aI3 nth 81. Sc T.o0 mo JoHN T.
noNnUoF = SoNs sI4 Fa. ave. se.
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10 Let for Business.

onice--About 25I2S IT.; private toilet: main
door: opposite War Risk Bldg. Rent. ssS
ma xshor7ey and Sullivan. 1897 Eye Vt. ~.
b 81. Sc ssn mo-. 8-story bri ck. JOHN r.
poNoH0E & SONS. 3I4 Pa ave. se.
'5J iIH ST. Sc. $40 mo. JoHS r. D0N0
hoe 4 SONS. 3lI "a. ave. se.
on PA. We. NR. 4IH Good bus. Ioc.,
stores. Rents for s275 per mo. SHANNON
LCCHS Il3 18th St pw. Main 2StS.
For light mfg. printing shop. r'e.-A d.
rev bldg; \. Cap. H.-3Sxl1l ft: sl15
mo. Mshorney Sullivan. 1927 Eye ct.
CHTRCu sF. Mr. i7IH NV . rm.
81 600 cash. Al con. Rent $50 mo- SHAN
NON 4 CcIIs. 7ls 18th st. nv. Msin s3<s
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FOR SALE-LOTS
Continued.

pett " 'sAr 4 N iosI lszvmsoqs ID sIncI
~ isd ts sslid :s'l0xe5e :',ds ioy saIs
sAs slIqsd@sH AsN iIu '.aAy NooINO
ONTARiU PLACE cR. isTH. Residential;
so11ss.5: 6oc per II. Louis p. shosmakef.
I<0I n, ave. ". l10e.
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Mant An Srrtinn

HOUSES FOR RENT.
Furnished.
----------~---,~~~~~~~>~
HrRSisHED; TEN ROOMS. THREE
paths, fer summer. 1893 Lamont Vt. NV.
coiumbis 800. $50
iii2 MONROE ST. Nw.-sIx ROOMS ASD
bath; June q to October 4; Adults. CsIl
after p. NJ. se7
tsof ST. N.iw. md o. off,e, rms. f.e.
lag . large sort. bldgs. DAVID =. nxR.
". ls0I y st. nv.
18th ST. NV. above Mass. ave. Rss- bsse.
II rms. D.. fur. suit. ent.. $3.50 NO
Louis r. shosmaker. 1907 n. T. ave NJ ii0a
CHEVY CHASE tNR. cIRcLEi, u R.. ; 3.
Esr.; INN. poss.; moderste te rent: ample
porches. LOUIS p. SHOEMAKER, 1901
>. y: ave. Y. lles. s<s
VuhNisHED HoUs. ;ot rest % Sast Car
toi st. nr. Lncol1 PARK: rms, b.:
lmmed poss,: s1s2. Loais p. shosnaksr
itoI New York are.
Unfurnished
SND CHEVY cHAsRi, RMS. B.:
new house; porches: gar si35 p>r mo-
LEs r sHoEAAkER, 1907 n. Y. ave.
Main llee- SIS
'si a 81. NR. @ sT. 4. ". ard door. neat
ed plenty Of light. Rest, S7S.oo. DAVID
3. BARRY. 1907 H ST. Nv.
BiLTMORE ST. 10 rns.. ~. a.1,L $40.
Northwest Realty Co.. 18th q Col RI nx
HsT ST. Il rms. 30, ana. S5S.
Northwest Realty Co.. 1sth 4 Col I'd. ~.
Col. 4sT4
18TH ST. 0 rms q B.. fur. 4 Tss. Si6s.
wiz ease. Northwest Realty Co.. Isth
Col. I'd. NV. Col 4s74
CONN. AVE. II ms. 30. s.nA Sis
unfur. $3.50 fur. Northwest Realty o..
18th Col. I'd. nv. Col. asia.
HILLYfR PL. NJ. swIss LEGITIoN. o
rms. 70, s.mI. sieJ Northwest Realty
g. !eta Col. I'd. Nv. Col <s74.
HARRISON ST. CHEVY CHASE. . ma.
T.. ami $40. Northwest Realty Co..
18TH Col. rd. NV Col 4s7f.
o st. NR. DUPONT CIR. rms, b..
AMI fi75. Northwest Realty Co.. 18th
Col I'd. NV. Col. 4sI4.
LURAY PL. rms. for L eiec. 500 per
mo. Northwest Realty Co.. 18th 4 Col
I'd. NV. Col. 4s74.
18TH ST NR DUPONT CIR. Is rms. 80.
ami. $50 Northwest Realty Co.. tsth
& Col. I'd. NV. Col. 4sf4-
10TH ST. NV, extended. Moo. 10 rms,
b., lge. & beau. rrnds.. gar. i'm pos. siTs.
louis P. shoemaksr. l4o7 \. Y. ave. n. lies.
AUTO REPAiR sU0P AND GAR. Hold 10
cars. h.w.h.. &C. or. 18th 4 You sta
DAVID Y. BARRY. 1907 II st. ~
CARROLL AVE. TAKoMA Pa a rms. b.
gar. sl60 gar. Northwest Realty Co..
18th q Col. I'd. nv. Col fs1i.
E.l1l
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Furni.hed or Unfwni,hed

RENT ENTIRE HoTsE. FURNISHED OR
unfurnishrd for long lease; garage for two
cars North S159 426
The Washington herald., 1921-06-08

~ ST. Bus. COR. fr. dws.. To eic.,
estate. 5000. JOHN r. DoSoHoE
SONS, 314 Pa. ave. &C.
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back room; rent, S20. 80; NV sec; price,
81. 500 p. y. CARLEY. 617 E st. NV.
G2s
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Il ST.-BLsiness and financial Sec; large g.
story bldg; immed poss.; rare Investment.
McKeever & Goss, 1905 ] st. NV. N. 47h2.
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FOR RENT-FARMS

RIvERDALE HEIGHTS; IA ACRES; I
room brick house: many other frame
str Ictures: excellent for truck farming
bargain offer for quick reply. Address p
o. BOX 1858. City AL
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n ST. IN. <TH ST. 4. ". /. rcof.s ssz
L RUST. Ola tsa ST.
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WANTED-FARMS.

WANTED TO RENT FARM IN MARY
land; near Washington. A. 2. LEvE-
lRONE. 432 st. NV 29s
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III YoU ARE LOOKING FOR HOME OF
Bus. or want yours sold, see wlLDMAN
4 CO, 9th and II. FIX. 64O6
The Washington herald., 1921-06-08

LARGE MOD. STORE. with 8 nrrproof ga
RACES. electrically lighted and thoroughly
modern $4,000. Under rental Of 500 per
month. JOHN y. D0NoHoE SONS. sI4
Pa. ave re-
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ST. n. E. STORE; R. B; GAR
Owner will give immed poss. for any bus
$4,000. wILDMAN & CO.. 9th & II. r.
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SIG 18TH ST.. PRICE. $50 co. DESIRABLE
brick nr. 18th and New York ave-: wide
lot to alley; excellent for business pur.
poses. n. L. sansbury 4 Co.. 72l l3th 81.
NJ 5eo4
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kooming House; IL rms; gar; rent SIS; mr..
9th NV: price, 81 800. 2. y. Carley. 617
81. NV. franklin 6153
The Washington herald., 1921-06-08

LUNCH ROOM SUITABLE
for near-beer saloon. Owner
leaving city must sell at once.
3349 M st. NV. 366
The Washington herald., 1921-06-08

CIGARS 4 TOBACCO STAND, 9Th st. NV; 2
T.; rent, So; price, s6T5. p. +. CARLEY.
6l7 st. NV. S2s
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-11

From the New York Herald
 INTO NEW subject of discussion is IWI raised by c. K. Chesterton in S V his lecture on Literature and Lugsage.v The question of the indis- pensable book or books is as old as the 10 or the 100 best books. Many attempts have been made to answer it. old Omar-the kalif, not the poet answered it in favor of the Koran when he burned-or did not burn-the Alexandrian library; Dr. Eliot of liar yard expanded his answer to five feet or shelving.
 Robinson Crusoe on his desolate is- land had only Bible, we believe. He got more pleasure and profit out of it than a majority of readers would out of a whole library. The Bible has usually been set first by spectators upon literary loneliness, and that with out any reference to it's religious status MT. Chesterton opines that if anyone took the sacred volume and Shakespeare plays-a good second in favcr--as only books they would find themselves reading these works for the first timev This seems a gratui- tously cynical assumption, but it is un doubtedly true that, read and reread, both would afford the average mind virtually unlimited Accession of dis coveriesl Even those who flatter them selves on having read them from cover
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[ LITERATURE AND BAGGAGE

to cover might be startled at some Of the things they contain both in and be- tween the lines.
 From this point of view, they might be far from uninteresting companions to the solitary student. For, of course, on a desolate island the ordinary can ons of good reading would be replaced by the necessity for mental stimulus. Thus, to some minds, table of loga- rythms. if means of figuring were also supplied, might be the most desirable thing
 Mr. Chesterton's rejection of the problem novel and the detective story is undoubtedly sound. Who could bear eternal iteration of morbid psychology CT the mystery no longer mysterious? :? In fact, if a human mind were to be reduced to single book for years, the best selection probably that could be made would be good encyclopaedia, or, failing that, modern dictionary.
 This is an unessential suggestion, perhaps, but the more it is though. over the better it will be seen. As to the controversy itself which MT. Ches- terton renews in his own stimulating way, it is not by any means unprofit- able. It creates at least interest in books and reflection as to their mean ing and value. There is no better way to promote love of books. And love of books is always worth while.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-11
THE "HOBO PRINTER"

Right here, too, is a lesson; prohibit ton has helped him-the old-time open barroom was his worst enemy. Night work and no responsibilities made him easy prey for the grogshops. But he is out of their grasp at last for the open saloon is dead and gone-as ara most of the old timers who stuck so them to the end. But the printer of today is not of that type; he is aTsort of super mechanic, with his knowledge
 not only of type and linotypes, but
 with a degree of self-education that
 puts him in class by himself. Hes good fellow still--at least, most of them are--but he is no longer the hap py-go lucky sort of good fellow who earns $s or s4 tonight and cashes his string" and blows it in tomorrow On the contrary, he works six, and sometimes seven days or nights week; and at the end of the week he signs the payroll for more money than the average bank cashier used to earn
 So if there is really a hobo print CT, rowing around in this section oi the south, brothers, treat him kindly, for he is about the last of his species .-he is almost extinct
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From the Providence Journal.
 6f1 HE prophecy made some years ago that by 1920 the buffalo = would not exist anywhere except upon the nickel has proved false. Ac- cording to pr. Nelson, head of the fed erAl biological survey. the animals on the national reserves are increasing at a rate that may soon present a prob lem in caring for them properly. Na- ture is doing what she always does when she has half chance. In 1z years she has raised the number of protected and wild buffalo in the
 United States from about hundred to
 nearly four thousand, of which 1.032
 are government wards.
 Dr. Nelson's announcement shows
 why Secretary of the Interior Payne declined to assist last December in the movement to have the government take over. Antelope island in the, Great Salt lake in order to prevent the slaughter of 200 bison. there. cattle company, it appears. which had bought'the island wanted LO SOt IAU VI efsS ~>s-'~ " -~~-~ when it offered to allow each hunter to shoot one buffalo for @200 each there was immediate protest No real sports man applied. as the buffaloes were as tame a cows But there were others who were ready to kill for the toy of Killing and for the head and the hide that they would receive in return for payment of tho price Of admission. How many of them invaded the island the cattle company has thoughtfully re- trained from announcing.
 It was careless slaughter of this Kind that in less than half century re- duced the vast herds of buffaloes roam ing the western plains to hundred animals wiliiam F. Cody was the first to see the utility of the bison as food. Immediately after the Civil war he
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10! THE POOR BUFFALO

contracted with the Kansas Pacific railroad to provide buffalo meat for the workmen on the line and in three years he and his raiders accounted for 50,0o0 animals. By then 1t vas almcst cause for murder to mention buffalo meat to any of the railroads workers. But Cody got his money on the con tract and also his name of Buffalo Bill.
 The buffalo is still a possibility as a source of food. Its roaming lAnds are restricted, to be sure. but there are still many acres in the west where it could grase and reproduce under government and state protection. Per 'haps the day is not far distant when we shall see buffalo meat again in the market and when buffalo robes and coats will De fashionable for autoists and aviators.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-11
LUKE M'LUkE SAYS

If you could sue musical comedies for breach of promise, lot of pro- ducers would go broke in court
 Nowadays the chances are that the bird in the hand came out of cold storage.
 It may seem paradoxical. but cold treatment is certain to kindle flame of resentment
 Fashion may make Slaves out of a few women. but it makes monkeys out of most of them.
 Every girl imagines that after she marries her husband will tell her all that goes on at his lodge.
 If the men folks had their way, there would be mighty little visiting done
 Prohibition has amended wine. wom- en and song to read; ''RAisin Jack. Chickens and Jazx.
 girl gets her rosewater when she is engaged. She gets her dishwAter after she marries.
 Even after she passes 50. a woman can tell you tat her gray hairs are premature and come from trouble she has had
 Being too fat to fight and too ia [ to run fat man just naturally has to De good natured.
 Each season sees some Improvement in the automobile But the political machin- hasn't changed a bit in to years.
 If they both live long enough. a man can grow old enough to bc his twin sisters grandfather.
 It seems to many husband that his wife does most of her work above he-s collarbone and below her nose.
 Copyright. 1szi.)
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something was lacking in the Mardi Gras festivities this year. something tha, called for corkscrew.
 + $ 4 Congress being afraid of it's shadow, immigrants. undesirable and otherwise, will probably continue to flock into America.
 Alleged high jinks in fashionable At lanta hotel have created a mild sensa- ton. Where was the square-toed house detective?
 < # < Families are doubling up in Birming- ham houses, but there is always room for another motor car
 < * F According to candy salesman, candy would be cheaper if people didn't demand expensive boxes and fancy wrapping. Let the masses think
 Mir. Harding. says correspondent, is still keeping an open rniad on all cabi- net appointments. After the trouble taken by the newspapers to supply him with cabinet ready-made this is a bit unkind.
 # # x Sailor Dixon, who was knocked down 10 times in Ave rounds, would find life less wearing on the rolling deep.
 x x x There is no more fascinating problem than trying to pick the 10 pest books, or the 50 or the 100 best books, because no two people ever agree.
 T. # Y Chicago editor favors short skirts for hygienic reasons Even at that he may be suspected of having others.
 F E E return to nickel car fare has been suggested in some cities without evoking any enthusiasm among the traction mag mates.
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IN HOTEL HOBBIES AND ELSEWHERE
Regular River schedule

Shippers need not worry about reg ularity of schedule on the Warrior river merchandise freight service be- tween Birmingham and New Orleans, said J. " Mooney, traffic manager of the river line.
 With two self-prorellers on the river making the trip either way in three and half days, weekly sche- dule is practically assured. Very soon we will have the other two self propellers and we can then make semi weekly trips, having two boats going south and two coming north at the same time.
 We are issuing postal card notices five days ahead of the New Orleans sailing dates so that Birmingham ship pers will know exactly when goods ordered will leaNe New Orleans and when to expect their arrival at Port of Birmingham.
 The Warrior is regularly in the business and it's schedules are as re- liable as those of any other carrier. When we have the four self-propel- lers there will not be finer freight service anywhere"
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ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES
PEssrMrsr1c OUTLOOK.

PESSIMISTIC OUTLOOK When every nation has stacked it's arms And battleships are pleasure boats, And Uen no longer heed war alarms And savagely J fly at each other
 throats When the submarine is thing of the And poison gas with the dodo linked. This troubled world will have peace al
 last,
 But the human race will be extinct. WILLING TO TAKE A CHANGE. What's the excitement about?' silver pocket flasks are going for q seng"
 Doesn't prohibition prohibit in this town?p
 "I don't know, but several hundred men who are trying to get into this jewelry store seem to have their doubts about it."
 CONVENTIONAL INDOOR DRESS. Didn't you ever have an ambition to do something in life?'
 "Yes, mum" said the supplicant for broken victuais.
 What was it "
 q wanted to be a drum major an strut around in one of them pretty red uniforms with gold braid on 1t, but the only uniform I ever wore was striped one.'
 DOESN'T ASSERT HIMSELF. What is MT Dorflings status at homer
 "He isn't permitted to smoke his pipe in the house.
 How would you classify him?" "As a two-legged chipnlunk.
 MORE SPACIOUS TIMES. Old King Cole was a merry old soui' A merry old soul was he, But that was because there were no pfue
 laws
 In the realm he ruled, you sec And he used to laugh and nightly duaf1 Till soused to the nth degree
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Can't Use Poison Gas
 to Kill Boil Weevils

TT7HE boil weevil apparently thrives U on poison gas. The dream of laying low vast armies of this de- structive insect has proved to be a dream and nothing more, if we are to believe J. l.. Webb, of the depart ment of agriculture, who is directing war on crop pests in the south.
 The boil weevil is apparently lequipped with gas mask. At any rate he can stand much more of the deadly fumes than a human being He might eventually succumb and quit the scene of his labors, but be- fore he had given up the ghost most of the live stock and the farmers re- siding in the peighborhood would be dead. Obviously that method of de- stroying him is impractical.
 @ Mir. Webb says eradication of the boil weevil is impossible, but he can be controlled to such an extent that a good crop of cotton can be pro- duced. In the meantime, experts will continue to dust a little arse nate of lime on cotton plants. That is the safest and most effective way yet found to discourage the weevil.
 But the poison gas plan suggested great possibilities. Merely to launch a few gas waves over cotton field and slaughter boil weevil by the mil lion looked like an ideal solution of one of the worst problems the cot ton grower has ever had to face.