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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-07

A neighbor recommended Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to me,
and the second day after l started TAX
ing it | began to feel better and 1 kept
on taking it for seven months. Now |
keep house and perform all my house
hold duties. You can use these facts as
you please and / will recommend Vege-
table Compound to everyone who suffers
as / did," = Mrs. J. S. LITTLE, 1855
Livingston St., Philadelphia, Pa.
How much harder the daily tasks of
a woman become when she suffers from
such distressing symptomsandweakness
as did Mrs. Little. No woman should
allow herself to get into such condition
because such troubles may be speedily
overcome by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound, which for more than
forty years has been restoring American
women to health. ,..s...-...... ..-....s.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-07
SCHOOL OF INSTRUCTION. ORDER
EASTERN STAR.

The annual School of Instruction
for the Twenty-third District, Or
der of the Eastern Star, will be
held in Lexington. Saturday, Janu-
airy Is. at the Masonic Temple,
with Lexington Chapter, No. 10, as
hostess chapter. Mrs. Emma ].
Croninger, Worthy Grand Matron,
Of Covington, will be present as the
guest Of honor, and representatives
will attend from the chapters at
Nicholasville, Lawrenceturg, Bond.
Paris, Shawhan, Falmouth, Carlisle,
Winchester and Harrodsburg. The
afternoon session will begin at 2
o'clock, and the degrees will be eX
emplified by Lexington Chapter.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-07
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL.
Comings and G0ings of Our
People Here, There and
Elsewhere.

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Rlttenber-
CUR, of Louisville, are guests at the
Hotel Windsor.
Miss Frances Brown is at home
from pleasant visit to Mr.. and
Mrs. Jesse Dykes, in Richmond.
Mrs. EIdridge Broadus has re.
turned to her home in Richmond
srrer visit to friends and relatives
in Paris.
Martin O'Neili, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. William O'Neill, has taken 4
position with the Paris Baking
Company
stanford Interior Journal: MI
w. o. Scott has returned to Paris af-
ter spending the holidays with rel
atives in this city,
have returned from visit to Mr..
and Mrs. Allie Mcmillan, near
Broadwell, in Harrison county.
j. N. Teager and Paul Makel,
former Parisians how residing in
Lexington, were guests of Paris
friends and relatives Wednesday.
Mrs. j. T. Compton and children
have returned to Spencer county af-
ter two-weeks' visit to friends and
relatives in Paris and the county.
Mrs. Mamie J. Ransdall, one Cf
the pioneer citizens of Paris. cele-
br&t ted her eighty-fifth birthday
Wednesday. Mrs. Ransdall is in eX-
cellent health.
A. B. Lowell is in Beaumont,
Texas, visiting his sister, and look
ing after some business matters in
settling up the estate Of his father,
the late NJ. B. Lowell, of Paris.
-Owingsville Outlook: miss
Mary Lee Warner has returned from
a visit to relatives in Paris. -.
William Warner has returned from,
visit to relatives in Paris"
Mrs. A. B. Barley, who has
been seriously i'll at her home i'll
Georgetown for some time, is I'M
proving. Mrs. Barclay is a laugh
ter of George X. Redmon, and niece
of Mrs. Florence Green and Miss I'M
o.gene ReGmon, of Paris.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. Glasgow, OF
Richmond, Va, and ]. NJ. Sturgeon,
of Glasgow, have taken rooms a. the
home OF Mr.. and Mis-. Walter Clark,
on Fifteenth street. Messrs. Glasgow
and Sturgeon are tobacco buyers or,
the Paris market.
Clay Sutherland has returned
from st. Louis, Mo-, where he at
tended the banquet given annually
by Swift & Co., TO their sales forces.
Mr.. Sutherland presided as toast
master. Two hundred AMI fifty
guests were in attendance.
Wallace Clark, who has been a
guest for the holidays of his Par
cnts, Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Clark,
on Fifteenth street, left Wednesday
for a six-months' trip through
China, Australia, and New Iceland,
in the interest Of the American To-
bacco Company.
(Other Personals on Page 50
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-07
GOING TO TEACH HOW TO BE
NEWSPAPERMEN

Joseph MediIl School of Journal
ism of Northwestern University
will he established within the next
few months with the plants of the
large Chicago daily newspapers
available rs laboratories fol stu
dents, Professor Walter Dill Scott
professor at the Northwestern, an
nounced.
The project was suggested to the
trustees of the university by Robt.
r. Mccormick and Joseph MediE,
founder of the Tribune, and one OF
the most famous journalists of the
Middle West.
The plan detailed by Prof. Scott
includes two and four-year courses.
Glasses will be held in the North
western University building. locat-
ed in the downtown district. con-
venient to newspaper men VINO DE-
sire to enter afternoon and evening
cIesses of the shorter course.
At Evanston, the seat OF the uni
versity, the longer course will be es-
tablished for beginners contempiat-
ing a newspaper career.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-07

most or the time and
felt bad in my left
side. My monthly
periods were irreg-
ular, sometimes five
or seven months
apart and when they
did appear wouldlast
for two weeks and
were very painful. I
was sick for about a
year and a half and
doctoredbut without
2nv inoprnuauoont
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-07

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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-07
IN OPEN LETTER
TO WOMEN
Mrs. Little Tells How She
Suffered and How Finally
Cured

Philadelphia, Pal was not able to
do nv homework and had to lie down
The Washington times., 1921-05-30
Store Hours $50 Am. to s Pm.
The Linen Shop

John nd sssn s a
:s Cloth Choice ssa ,.. Wen: :.s M.
Cohs Were sa4oo $500 Choice slsss
Napkins. 2x21 inches Were t21O0 For tlebs
Napkins Were $1,000. Observation-Disclosures oe
Napkins, s7x27 inches. wsr. $780, $4,000 and $500
Fine Double Satin D.m..t r.h.coh. sHxsH y.rds va.
Fine s.' Doub. s..n D.m.:i rsso. s4.s y.. Was
H.:s Go: ss: .s ~.
colo.d Satin finish Bsdsprsads 7sso inches Were
colorsd satin finished B.dsprs.d. soxso nsh.. w.rs
c,,.ss s.d -. si: ...;.r:d .d..
For foot inch beds Were $500 and $780, For 1s ss7s
For foot inch beds Were SO and s1s.
Plaid Blankets 7oxso inches wer. $500 For $1,000
Sheets inches Were $50. For SlSs
Mohawk Sheets. s1xso inches We're $780, For ss
Utica shesta eSxs0 inches We're $780, For SLIT
Pepper Cases. 45x3e inches Were 4Sc For SIC
Silk Center w Dotted s,a Hs g Bel and Bor.d Wool Gem $40.
Ionselot ch.ois nh 1oy.a pisces Wa. sas For PC ss
Fancy White Wasting, So nehs Was s2oo For gard sleo
Plain White English voe For. yard.
Embroidered coored Dotted Organize. Is inches Was
Genuine Indian Head SO inches Was &c., ..... 2se
Blsached Pure Irish Linen Tablscloths-
a S:ss:G s s s s
XIV yards s.das.s y zach
Napkins to Ts W.; s s rs
Fine Pure Linen Tablscloth TOXIC inches. Were $500
Now each Sass
Fine Linen Napkins to match, 22x22 inches. Were
Bleached Turkish Bath Towels, 24x54 nchea We're $15
H.msteh.d pur. Linen Huet Towels. 1885 inches. w.r.
Madeira Cloths deliberately embroidered. 81 inches
Sheets s1xo9 inches Were 3226 For $50
Peppe Powcases l2xSe inches Were 45c For &c
Bleacheh Peuuot Piowcases
45xS6 inches Were 47 For zoe
Mems Hemstitched Pure Linen Hand embroidered Initial
Handkerchief Were 90c and $116. For sach.... 3Sc
Mems H. g. Cotton Hand smbrodersd Initial Hanksrchsfs
Were &c. Now lie
The Washington times., 1921-05-30

=
Imported Irish Point Curtains yards long, wide
edge borders patterns from which to select
Regularly $3.50 to s2aso To close out pair $1,000
Irish Point Curtains, and ,N yard: long; heavy
Novelty Curtains
Bobbinnet Curtains white and ivory. ~ and ~ yards
Many have real lace motifs in corner.
Regularly 1915 and s7.7s pair Special, $500 p.ir
Regularly $3.50 and 5000 pair Special, $500 pair
Regularly $1,000 pair Special, $500 pair
Regularly $3.50 and $1,000 pair special, $3.50 pair
Regularly $3.50 and $1,000 pair Special, $1,000 pair
Regularly 1880 and s7z5o pair Special $3.50 pair
Finest Quality Wolfe Curtains, ~ and y! yards long;
have hand drawnwork and real lace motifs white ivory
and ecru. - ~
Regularly 1915 pair Special, $500 pair
Regularly s5.25 and $3.50 pair. Special, $3.50 pair
Regularly $500 to $500 pair. Special. $500 pair
Regularly s7.75 and 1915 pair. Special $500 pair
Regularly $1,000 and sli.oo pair. Special $3.50 pair
Braided Curtains
Ecru color only; az yards long; braided designs, =
with corner motif, trimmed on edges. Regularly
$500. Special pair WIS
Stenciled Covers
4o-inch Round Table Covers; natural color antique crash
with stenciled border in colors pcot edge all around
Regular price, $500. Special, $14S.
Table Runners f8x52 inches, to match above Regular
price, Si.3s Special. $1.00.
Table or Piano Runners ska inches to match above
Regular price, $2.7S. Special $l.6S.
White Tar Bass
in which to pack away your winter garments
3o-Gx5o-in Regularly $i.s5. Special, $1.l5.
3o-n.x6o-in Regularly $i.7s. Special $3.50.
3oin.x7o-in Regularly $500. Special, $l.5S
Tar Paper In rolls of II Sheets each, 4ox4S
Regularly $500. Special. .7Sc per ron
Cretounes
36-in Cretonne, light and dark coohngs; splendid
sortment of patterns. for draperes Special yard. 1Sc
36-ln Cretonne Figured designs and striped effects
particularly suited to porch purposes Special yard $50
Lamp and Gift Department
Fine SILK Shades, various colors, 12-inch. Were
$500 to $3.50. For. $z.5o
Fancy Novelty Candle Shades odd sizes. Were
$f.15 to $500. For. $50
Mahogany and Gold Candestcks, odd sizes. Were
The Washington times., 1921-05-30

During the year we have readjusted
our prices to anticipate the radical reduc~
lions. therefore. for several months
back. in fact over q year. our prices have
been on reconstructed price basis.
Realizing, however, that unusual
values must be presented in order to
meet with changed conditions. we de-
cided to offer all our discontinued and
odd patterns Of merchandise and such
seasonable merchandise that if not sold
now would remain in stock for some
time. 90 therefore we have priced this
merchandise at prices that make certain
ito sale before June 30th.
The Washington times., 1921-05-30
Drapely Department
Irish Point Curtains

1Sn EQmI Neu0mS
Imported Irish Point Curtains 3 yards long, wide
edge borders; patterns from which to select.
Regularly $3.50 to $225o. To close out, pair $1,000
Irish Point Curtains, 3 and ~ yards long; heavy
designs. Regularly $3.50 to $3.50. To close
out, pair ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. $3.50
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
WASTED ENERGY.

yLIHAT struck Madame Curie most
w in America was the electric,
nervous energy that she found in the
cities.
She made the suggestion: II all
this power were used 10 further one
great work, how tremendous the re-
suit would be-
There spoke the woman of science.
The true discoverer in the natural
world uses imagination as we'll as
observation in finding out things.
Madame Curie and her husband
knew that radium existed before they
succeeded in releasing il from the
material in which it was hid.
Her attitude towards the busy life
around her is naturally different from
that of the ordinary spectator who
only looks at the surface commot.on.
The difference between the two is
like that between couple of visitors
To Niagara Falls.
To one the great rush of waters is
nothing in the world but a physical
curiosity. He objects TO any inter-
ference by man with the appearance
Of the scenery.
To the other the important thing
is quite different.
He is thrilled at the thought that
has been harnessed and the energy
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
SOMETHING TO
THINK ABOUT
BYE. A. Walker
IIlIIIIIIIIII

tapped and stored up. This is car
ried long distances and made 10 do
all sorts Of useful work.
The triumph Of mans mind over
nature is as great as the triumph of
the vast stream over the rocks through
which it forced its way in the course
of countless years.
Ii is only necessary. for instance.
20 watch the crowds going to work
in opposite directions in "A great city
10 get the idea.
To a Francis Bacon, a Benjamin
Franklin. or d Madame Curie-tak-
ing these as representative of the
scientific spirit-the world must look
like place that is largely organized
for inefliciency.
n large part Of the work done by
men and women in the course Of a
day has as little result as the beat
ing Of the waves of the sea on the
shore.
Whether o machine is good or bad
comparatively perfect or imperfect.
depends on the question of waste.
In the physical as in the industrial
world, progress depends on the sue
cess with which means are adopted
to ends.
so the old saying is true: Success
depends ON trifles and success is no
trifle.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Literary Invention.

Yes. sir" said the author. Il
figure I've got the one best seller OF
all history"
whats the plOt?" inquired the pub
Usher, doubtfully.
Never mind the plot said the au-
thor. You know everybody skins ana
Jumps about in book. Well, I've just
picked out the places they jump to.
and put 'em all in the first two chap
ters"
With a cry of joy the publisher en-
braced the author and threw him out
the window delightedly.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
a Celebrity Arrives.

Great excitement in the local
room"
whats happened?"
"A beautiful woman has just shot
married man who wasn't married TO
her. The city editor has issued orders
TO get ala her photographs available,
from her babyhOOd to the one taken
yesterday, and two men have been sent
to arrange for exclusive publication OF
her diary He has also called up a
friend who is in the mOtiOn-picture
business who is on the lookout for new
stars birmingham Ase-Herald.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
LYRICSOFLIFE
BY DOUGLAS MAIIOC.i
GIVING.

TIE PUT his Dane on every list.
L i He was a true philanthropist-
And yet a mighty lot he missed
I'm giving of his pelf:
lie gave his gold, but let few
Good friends disburse the check he
drew,
And So one JOY he never knew
He never gave himself.
His money did a lot of good:
Ii found the needy neighborhood-
And yet he never understood
The thing we have TO give,
The thing we need TO give TO men,
Besides our money now and then,
The thing we have for giving when
Mems lives are hard 70 live.
Oh. wealth is much. but much the hand
That finds the fallen brother and
Restores him to the solid land
When tossed upon the seas;
Oh. wealth IS much. but much the smile
That lifts the other man the while
You give little of your pile
For his necessities.
SO go yourself and do not send:
Re both the giver and the friend;
BE not too rich. too high, TO bend
To lift the man you aid
Seek out the soul that is adrift,
Bring gold to help but love to lift,
And you shall feel, for every gift,
A thousand times repaid.
(Copyright)
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
THE GIRL ON THE JOB
How to Succeed-How TO Get
Ahead-How TO Make Good
By JESSIE ROBERTS
TRAVELLING WOMAN.

IT. HE travelling man has been an i'm
l. portant member of our CONNER
cia life these many years, but the
travelling woman is newer. How
ever, she has come, and she is max
ing good. The old notion that the
work was too hard for her is rapidly
dying away Today travelling is not
hard woman is no longer thought
queer when she travels alone.
If you look forward to taking up
this sort of work you need to ask
yourself if you are qualified for the
work.
You ought TO be a good mixer and
capable of taking care of yourself.
You ought to have charm, the power
of interesting people, and be an easy
talker. You must make yourself thor
0ughly familiar with the line of goods
you are to sell. Never try to sell some
thing in which you do not believe. 1t
can't be done.
You should begin by taking course
i'm some good school in craftsmanship.
with special work in the line you
wish to follow, and you should fol-
low this by working in a store or
wholesale house. Make it clear that
YOU wish To fit yourself to travel, and
do not stay with any firm that is not
willing to give you chance to do
this
Once launched. it will depend on
yourself as TO how far you will 90.
But if yOu are a real commercial tray
eler YOU will get lot of fun out of
the life, plenty Of experience, and YOU
stand to make lot of money.
(Copyright)
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
THE ROMANCE OF WORDS
"HURRAH!"

THROUGH apparently of Anglo
4 Saxon origin because it is
an exclamation used principally
by English-speaking people,
"Hurrah :" is of Teutonic an
cestry. being derived from the
word hurr, also the basis Of the
English verb hurry" 1t is, in
fact, only an amplification Of
this German word, which made
its first appearance in English
i'm the form of "Hurray'-a pro-
nunciatiOn which is probably
more popular today than the use
of the broad "a indicative OF
the ..'ah" sound.
Examination Of the marching
songs and martial literature Of
Germany at the time of the
NapOleOnic wars shows that
"Hurrah >" was frequently used
by the PruSsian SOldiery at that
time and even began to seep
into the French language in the
form Of hOurra But the resi-
dents of the other side Of the
Rhine preferred TO cling TO their
''Vive - an ejaculation which is
interviewer with French history
for centuries past The Ger
mans also soon abandoned the
exclamation in favor Of "Hoch T.
but the English took it up and
English-Speaking people have
found in il an extremely salts
factory means of expressing
their enthusiasm and approval.
(COpyright)
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
NO DIFFERENT.

The regular conductor Of the advice
TO the love-lOrn column being away.
the red-headed Office boy had been
temporarily promoted 10 that job,
under the general supervision of the
sporting editor
Here's n gink who wants TO know
how long girls should be courted, the
Office boy reported. What1l tell himE
Use your own brains, boy !" the
sporting editor growled. Tell him just
the same way as short girls. OF course"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
MIDSUMMER JAMS AND JELLIEs.

GONE of these fruits Will be out of
- season but with canned juices
one may make delicious jellieS:
Apple and Raspberry Jelly.
Cut up apples after washing them
and removing the blossom end. Do
not pare or core. Just cover with
water and bring To a boil, cook until
the apples are very tender and can be
mashed easily. Drain through a jelly
bag To the apple juice add any
amount of raspberry, juice as a flavor.
Measure the juice and boil hard for
twenty minutes. skimming often. AL
low three-fOurthS of the measure of
sugar 10 the juice. Heat the sugar
and add to the boiled juice. cook five
minutes or until il jells from the
spoon 4 shaving of orange peel may
be added If desired.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Chon Suev Romance

You admit writing these letters TO
this young lady of the chorus"
Yes" said the millionaire defend
ant in Il breach-of-promise suit.
All And these hieroglyphics AT the
bottom of each letter are kiss marks,
no doubt?"
No" said the millionaire. with
grim smile, what you see is merely
Chinese for Yours sincerely. Dir
mingham Age-Ierald
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Fiqure II Out.

Young Lady-Do you know where
John Smith lives?
Policeman-Yes the third house on
the left-hand side of the street i'm the
next block.
Young Lady-But which is the left
Landslide OF the street in the next
block? I'm a stranger in the city.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Preserving an Appetite.

when ! was a boy my parents did
not allow me 70 read dime novels"
remarked a serious citizen.
Neither did NINE" replied Miss
Cayenne I'm very grateful to them
for not allowing me TO indulge in sen
sational fiction to an extent that
might spoil my taste for the modern
motion picture thriller"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Ups and Downs.

Two men, strangers to each other,
sat side by side in a suburban train.
Finally. one turned to the other and
became confidential.
=" he said impressively, lam a
starter of elevators in a city sky
Scraper. When | signal them TO 20
up. they 60 up. And your line is-?'
Il" said the other. "am an under
taker. When | signal them 10 90
down, they 80 down. The American
Legion Weekly.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Foreiun Talk

The hardest working foreigner |
ever saw drove past here yesterday
in his new car with some visitors"
Hardest wOrking-hOwfr
He was trying 10 talk 10 his
friends and still keep his hands on
the wheel long enough TO steer the
car"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
MOTHERS
COOK BOOK
by Nu4 htArme

orange peel or a bit of stick cinnamon
Cook until weR broken, thicken with
a tablespoonful of cornstarch mixed
with cold water cook until smooth
This jam will keep but is nice for
immediate use. Serve with breakfast
cereal and cream.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
The Tripping Tongue.

Artist (meeting friend az eXhibition)
Well how do you like Browns pic
ture?
She-That one? Why. l thought IL
was yours-but since it isn't, / can
speak freely. Miserable daub. isn't
IL?
And il wasn't until an hour later
that she realized that she had given
him a back-hander.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Mint Jelly.

Prepare apples as above and let
drip over night Measure the juice
and add bunch of mint or a rose
geranium leaf. boil hard. skimming
frequently, for twenty minutes; add
the sugar using three-fOurths meas
ure Of sugar and boil five minutes.
Pour into glasses and seal with
paraffin when cold.
(6, 1921. Western Newspaper Union)
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Shave With cuticura Soap

And double your razor efficiency as
well rs promote skin purity, skin com
fort and skin health. No mug. no
Shiny soap. no germs. no waste. no
irritation even when shaved twice
daily. One soap for all uSes-shaving.
bathing and Shampooinc. Advertisement
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
OF Course.

This story says: The hero drank
I'm her beauty" Through his eve
glasses. l suppose. Tran
script.
Peace like good wines. improves
with age
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Apple and Raspberry Jelly
Crane Nuocets

Take wild grapes green and crisp,
halve and seed them. Add three
fourthS the weight of sugar and boil
thirty-five minutes. The product will
Jelly bur the halves of the grapes viii
be apparent Seal with parafiin.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
A Mere Trihe Nowadays.

THE largest contributor TO our cam
paign fund wants his money back.
Have you spoken 10 our candidate
about thatT
Yes he wants TO know what's a
million between friends"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
And Then the Storm.

Modiste-Really. madam. this gown
makes an entirely different woman
out Of you.
Customers Husband-Take II, Heb
en-never mind the pricei
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Happens That Way Sometimes.

The man VINO sat on his woOdpile
and told a funny story. expecting the
wood TO split" remarked the Observer
Of Events and Things. evidently did
not strike n responsive cOrd."--Yonk-
ers Statesman.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Human Dynamo.

THAT judge is a human dynamo.
He electrified the courtroom during the
trial"
And what is he doing nowY
Charging the jury"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-08-12
Importance Of Little Thinos.

She-Just think OF it a few words
mumbled by the minister and people
are married.
He-Yes. and. by George, a few
words mumbled by a sleeping husband
and people are divorced.