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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16
here by auto in record sime if he
doesn't have to consider ex aense?"
"Not Mars

Mr., Cosgrove moved t. the tele-
phone, took down the receiver and
gave number to the operator.
Jack Lewis can be here n 20 min
utes if he's at home" he said over his
shoulder.
THAT lawyer business won't get you
anywhere" the warden said sullenly.
'T've got to take you before the JUS
tice, and he closes court at noon. If
we don't get there before I'll have
to clap you in the ca1aboose until Mon
day"
am proud to remember that I did
not give even q tiny exclamation of
dismay when I heard this threat, al
though for a moment I was almost
overcome with horror. But an in
stants reflection convinced me that
the man was bluffing. that he was sim
ply type of the insect authority" of
Mark Twain's unfOrgettable phrase.
you'll get there before noon" in
terposed Mr.. Cosgrove, after a brief
colloquey with the man at the other
end of the telephone wire. Jack Lewis
Is coming right away in his depend
able old flivver, and he'll whisk you
all over there in no time. Better leave
your oadster here, Drake. go over
with Lewis, and then come back for
dinner. We're going to have some fine
young ducks, baked after one of Mrs.
Cosgrove's pet recipes"
The sullen look of thwarted author
ity faded from the warden's face. He
grinned sheepishly.
Cant resist that combination" he
said. But won't leave the roadster
here. You come along over with me,
and Lewis can bring these folks"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16
Getting Onto the Fine
Points of Psychology

Psychology once upon a time was a
school textbook. Young men and
women burned the midnight oil IA
miliariZing themselves with its intrl-
cacieS, mastering it's problems to re-
cite it and-forget it. But not today.
The unsuspecting public is a psyche
logical study. Experts in human ma
ture have the course OF our moods.
our weaknesses, our strong points
mapped out. and there Is no getting
away from them. For instance, one
may have wondered why railway sta
tons have numerous baskets filled
with, propaganda. Or have you ever
noticed it
There must be some psychological
explanation for 1t, although be it far
from us to get so far away from
home base as to try to supply a tech
nical reason, but nevertheless the
reason is interesting from the view
point of practical every day observa-
ton.
A man is in station waiting for a
train to arrive, on which he is to
travel. The train Is late. Time hangs
heavy. He wishes for something 20
pass the intervening moments away.
He sees a basket on the wall, and the
sign Help yourself"-and he does. He
reads. Maybe he is interested. May
be not. At least he has been ex-
posed.
Or perhaps the occupant of the sta
ton is waiting for a train, on which a
friend or a relative will arrive. He
wishes for something to read. All,
there is something free of charge!
Exposure again.
A thousand different theories could
be advanced. But it is recognized
that waiting room is room where
reading is popular, and the prOpa-
gandists have worked it down to a
fine point. There is an arrow for
each whim that we display, and the
whole field of our existence is q.
target
Did you ever think about how peO-
pie are converted to religion, or to
bolshevism or to shoes and automo-
biles? Interesting. isn't it?-Jack-
sonville Metropolis.
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lowance is made for trip or vacation
out OF town"
It is an interesting outline, throwing
a bright light on the present cost O.:
living and affording food for thought
on what are real economies and what
true "necessities.' The family must
keep well, or soon exceed the doctors
portion. Clothing must be cared for.
not only by the adult but by the romp-
ing child. The public library assumes
new Importance where incomes allow
no expenditures for books and maya
zines. If there are to be no trips or va
cations away from town. then the
home must be decent and the food, or
the family will fail sway morally and
physically.
A good many families are living de-
Gently somehow, on less. A good many
are living on considerably more and
complaining loudly. Who can explain
it to make a fair adjustment ?-St.
Petersburg Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16
ADVENTURES OF
THE TWINS
Observation-Disclosures"
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

The two circus monkeys up in tho
| cocoanut tree stopped singing about
the moon and boiled rice and things
and started to chatter to each other
like two magpies. F'Iippety- Flap
Nancy and Nick listened and heard it
all, as they had asked their magical
shoes to make them as tail as Jacks
bean stalk and the rest was easy. This
was what the monkeys were saying:
THE moon knows everything.'
Lets ask him where we can find
some delicious rice. then"
Its too far away"
Lets jump and see if we can reach
it."
"AIl right. Let's"
SO the monkeys uncurled their tails
from around the branch and jumped.
But goodnessl All they did was to
land on their heads.
OUCH" cried the first monkey. rs
this the moon?"
mol" said the second monkey rub
bling his head. IT'S only the earth.
but can Sc stars"
That's just your bump" said the
first one. Lets climb up again"
So they climbed up.
The fairyman. tall as all get-out.
leaned over close, only the leaves hid
him.
"St! ST." he whispered cautiously.
who is it" asked Mrs. Monkey in
surprise. Il can't see you"
I'm the Man-Tn The Moon" an
swered Flippety-Flap. I've come to
tell you a secret"
"Oh, did you hear our song" ex-
claimed Mr.. Monkey. The twins, too
wonderful what the secret was but
being pretty wise they kept still and
said nary a word.
What is the secret?" asked Mrs
Monkey eagerly. Being a woman she
was even more curious than her hus-
band.
i've brought the moon down." said
F1ippety- FLAP.
''The moon! Why it's still up
there!"
ooh, no. that must be the sun an
swered Flippety Flap. I've got the
moon all right. It's leaning against an
old stump over there on the ground.
Better slide down and see"
ITO Be Continued)
fcopyriaht, 1921. NJ. {. Al
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16
REVELATIONS
OF A WIFE
BY ADELE GARRISON.
What Happened When the Warden
Came.

What Happened When the Warden
Came.
Dismay, chagrin, terror, all these
swept over me in rapid succession as
listened to the fish warden declare
his intention of arresting Dicky and
me for violating the state fish and
game laws by trouting out of season.
1 knew that Mr.. Cosgrove had pur-
posely delayed the man in the hall and
talked of the matter in loud tones to
give US a warning of what was COM
ing, but even that preparation did not
still the face. To think that I, with
my live-long reverence for the law
should face arrest!
l must have been an abject looking
object, indeed, for Dicky, as he heard
Mr.. Cosgrove's words. took one swift
glance at me, and reaching out his
warm hands to my cold ones, gripped
them protectingly possessive1y. and
then swung me behind him, releasing
his right hand. but holding me with his
left as he faced the warden.
I'm sorry, Mr.. Graham" Mr.. Cos
grove said. as he entered the room
with the warden, while the two young
men, our fellow-boarders, scuttled out
of the living room and up to their
own chambers, this is our fish war
den, Mr.. Drake, and he seems to think
you've been casting for trout. I told
him that he was mistaken, but hes &
persistent sort of cuss, always has to
have the last word"
Sorry to trouble you" Mr.. Drake
said, perfunctorily, but the cynical
nf hi III
have warrants here for both you and
your wife. suppose the lady behind
you is Mrs. Graham. You won't do
her any good by standing In front of
her. have to serve my warrant on
her, and certainly can't do it through
you"
~ Wish You joy"
"Just leave Mrs. Graham out Of It
II you'll be so kind" Dfcky retorted
holly. 'T'il answer for her appearance
or any fine that she may have to pay,
If it goes that far. II surely isn't
necessary to trouble her now, and. be-
sides, as my friend Mr.. Cosgrove in
formed you are barking up the wrong
tree. You can have no possible proof
that we have been breaking the fish
laws"
NDo'A tstnN thugs 81 LOT
granted. young fellow, you'll live
longer" drawled the warden in a tone
that I knew must irritate Dicky al
most to the breaking point. As it hap
pens. we have the evidence of a very
respectable person who saw you both
catching trout. and says you are
old offenders at it, so you both just
put on your things and come along
with me-"
Il wish you Joy of your unknown in
tormant," Dicky said cooliy. HE has
given you a choice collection of misin-
forma ton which I am afraid you will
have hard trouble to prove. However,
see we are up against it just now.
You. OF course. viii be willing to wait
until We can get a lawyer"
Mr.. Cosgrove. is there an attorney
anywhere IN the country VINO can get
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16
CLARION CALL.
BY Jane Priest.

The world needs a song
Now sing, II your gift be singing!
The world needs song
To set mems pulses ringing.
over the ultimate seas
Tho jubliant strains must carry
To lift up the heavy hearted,
So their feet may lag not nor tarry
The world needs a prayer
Now pray II your gift be praying
The world needs a prayer
That viii mean what all are saying
Give us ray OF hope
Something 20 lessen the sorrow
Faith that It's all for the best.
And courage 10 rise tomorrow.
The world needs n light
Now see. IL your gift be seeiagl
An all-pervading light
To send the darkness fleeing.
Show Us the vision divine
And do not dare conceal it!
You on the mountain tops.
IL you sec truth, reveal i'll
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16
TO BARB ERS.

This is written in honor OF tho bar
Der OF Milledgeville, Ga. who is wide
ly reported. is helping to restore nor
malcy by reducing the prices OF hair
cuts and shaves.
II is well that normally should start
thus at the seat OF authority-the bar
Der chair. There all issues agitatins
the nation are settled by the barber
himself whose opinion the citizen, ly-
ing helpless in the chair, srnothered in
suds and fascinated by the overhans-
ing razor. IL bound to accept.
As Sharahzai sang In Arabian
Nights:
The trades altogether are like a
necklace, and the barber is
the chief pearl of the strings.
He caileth all that are endowed
with skill. and under his
hands are the heads OF kings.
And how fun OF wisdom IS .he bar-
ber's own head! He knoweth everv-
thing-Babe Ruth's batting average
and the time Man o. War made in his
last race; and what is good for Ium-
bago; and the best way 10 make home
brew. Also, what will redecorate any
bald spot except his ownl
Nor Is no mere encyclopedia. He is
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

a man OF courageous opinion which he
is prepared to give on all matters and
on all occasions. unlike those spineless
creatures whose opinions blow hot or
cold for the pleasure OF their respec-
tive customers.
In paying tribute thus to BARRIERS in
general, we have ventured far afield
from the original proposition. namely:
The barber of MilledgeviIle who is
blazing the trail to normally. May
his tribe increase.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16
Sansitlua.

The rose is red. the violet's blue,
Yet Maude says posies peeve her;
No matter what the color is
They all give her hay fever.
Cartoons Maya Yin
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

Bowser. the lop-eared hound, in
chasing a rabbit lost his tag. Another
dollar and a quarter gone.-Daphne
news in Baldwin (Ala.) Times.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16
Iransparent.

is a good joke"
Where do you see any joker"
why. can't you see through it,
Los Angeles Record.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

used to love my garden,
But now my love is dead.
For found q Bachelors Button
In my Black eyed Susans bed.
Florida Grower.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

We will now have a sample Of the
powder Of the press in Florida.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

In spite of prohibition, there's more
Rhine whine than ever-Phllad elphia
Public Ledger.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

Names Of the draft evaders are to
be published but names of the drought
evaders remain secret.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

Harding appears to be just as good
a reflector out Of the senate as he used
20 BERN II.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16
Hires a Substitute,

Does Coward over tell his wife just
how horrid she is?"
mo. he hires cooks to do 1t for him. "
Life.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

Justice Sherman is probably right in
his contention that marriage settle
ments date bacfik to Exodus. He might
have added that marriage unsettle-
ments date to Genesis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

The American farmer is down and
ovt--down at sunrise and out in the
field.-Pittsburgh Press.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

Although winter is long since past
many mittens are being given here
abouts.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

In the spring a mans fancy sadly
turns TO thoughts of book beer.-De-
troit Free Press.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

Ten men may carry the Emperor Of
Japan's umbrella but 200 have carried
ours.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

Sure. Brother Harris. Florida is big
enough 70 make two states.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-04-16

Harding appears to be just as good
a reflector out of the senate as he used
10 be-in II.
l used to love my garden,
But now my love is dead,
For found a Bachelors Button
In my Black eyed Susan's bed.
Florida Grower.
Bowser, the lop-eared hound. in
chasing a rabbit lost his tag. Another
dollar and a quarter gone.-Daphne
news in Baldwin (Ala.) Times.
We will now have a sample Of the
f. powder Of the press" in Florida.
Names Of the draft evaders are to
be published but names of the drought
evaders remain secret.
Justice Sherman is probably right in
his contention that marriage settle
ments date bacfik to Exodus He might
have added that marriage unsettle-
ments date to Genesis.
Although winter is long since past
many mittens are being given here
abouts.
Ten men may carry the Emperor Of
Japans umbrella but 200 have carried
ours.
Sure, Brother Harris, Florida is big
enough 10 make two states.
In the spring a mans fancy sadly
turns TO thoughts of book beer-pe-
troit Free Press.
Hires a Substitute.
Does Coward over tell his wife just
how horrid she is?"
NO. he hires cooks to do It for him"
Life.
The American farmer is down and
ovt--down at sunrise and out in the
field.-Pittsburgh Press.
Transparent.
"That pongee waist on that woman
is a good joke"
Where do you see any joker"
why. can't you see through IT.
Los Angeles Record.
In spite of prohibition. there's more
Rhine whine than ever-Phlladeiphia
Public Ledger.
Sensitive.
The rose is red. the violet's blue,
Yet Maude says posies peeve her;
No matter what the color is
They all give her hay fever.
Cartoons Magazine
CLARION CALL.
BY Jane Priest.
The world needs a song
Now sing IL your Gift be sinrinOf
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-11
NOTES FROM BALLOON

Cynthiana defeated the Paris
Ruggles team in the game played at
Cynthiana, Sunday afternoon with
the Paris Ruggles team by the mar
row margin of one run. The final
score stood to z, Cynthiana put
ting the winning run over the home
plate in the last inning. The fea-
lures of the game for Paris was the
fielding of Burnett, catching by Kei-
fer and the good work of Wills at
first base, and Daugherty at short.
The batteries were: Cynthiana,
Roher and McIlvaine; Paris, Victor
and Keifer. The game was witness
ed by large crowd of Paris fans.
The Paris Pirates, an amateur
team, composed of boys, ten and
eleven years old, defeated the North
M1ddletown team in a game played
recently, the score being 81 to IL.
The features of the game was the
by the Pirates, who were
coached by Capt. Arthur Hancock,
Jr. Another game is booked for the
near future between the teams.
The Fats" and Leans" who
engaged in a fast game of ball at
the Second street park about a week
ago, the Leans" winning, are
scheduled for another set-to at the
park this (Tuesday) afternoon, at
three O'Clock, the weather permit
ting. The game should draw a large
crowd, as the entire proceeds will
be donated to the Massie Memorial
Hospital.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-11
COOPERATIVE PLAN
RECEIVES BIG BOOST
Bourbon County Passes The Eighty
Five Per Cent
Mark
PARISIANS HELP TENNESSEE

AS the result Of an officers visit
to the home Of Millersburg negro
Sunday morning in search of sup
posed cache Of contraband- liquor,
both red and white variety, r. T.
Murray, City Marshal of Millers-
burg, lies in the Good Samaritan
Hospital, IN Lexington, suffering
from bullet wound in the stomach
and groin, and Price Johnson, col
ored, is a prisoner in the Paris jail,
charged with the shooting. At the
hospital yesterday it was stated that
the exact extent of the wounded
mans injuries had not been deter
mined, and that an operation might
become necessary.
Murray had received information
that led him to suspect the presence
of liquor at Johnson's home. Sc
curing a search-and-seizure war
rant, and accompanied by Harry
Linville, former peace officer OF
that city, he went to the house and
proceeded to search for the liquor.
Noticing a trunk in one corner
Marshal Murray demanded the keys
so as to search IT, when, according
to Linville, Johnson ordered him
from his home, at the same time
picking up a twenty-five ealiber rife
which had been standing near the
trunk. With this he opened fire,
one bullet striking Murray in the
side. Another bullet struck Fonzi
Henderson, colored, bystander, in
the arm. Murray returned the fire,
but his aim was bad. Linville dis
armed Johnson and placed him un-
der arrest. Owing to threats of vi
olence, johnson was at once
brought to the Paris Jail, while the
wounded officer was hurried tn the
Lexington hospital. Johnson claim
ed the shooting was accidental.
County officials say he has served
two terms in the penitentiary.
At the hospital it was stated
yesterday that in the search for the
liquor Murray entered the front
door of the Johnson home, while
Linville guarded the rear entrance.
Johnson drew a revolver as Lin
vile entered and Marshal Murray
attempted to shoot Johnson. The
hammer snapped, but the cartridge
missed fire, when Johnson turned
and shot Murray.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-11
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

"A pretty home wedding was SOL
emnized Saturday afternoon at four
o'clock, at the home of Mrs. Walter
Clark, on Fifteenth street, when the
daughter Of the home, Miss Patsey
Clark, became the bride of Mr..
Philip harrington, Of Philadelphia.
The ceremony was performed by
Rev. Arthur Fox, of the Paris Bap-
tist church, the impressive ring
ceremony being used. The bride
was given in marriage by her broth
er, Wallace T. Clark, of Boston,
Mass. The attendants were Mr..
Paul Harper, of Pittsburg, Pa, and
Miss Willie Lee Clark, of Lexington,
a classmate at Hamilton College of
the bride. Miss; Elizabeth Crutch-
er presided at the piano, and just
before the ceremony Miss Gorilla
Eberhardt, of Georgetown, for
mer resident of Paris, sang two
solos, Il love You Truly" and cat
The Dawning." The ceremony took
place in the large reception hall,
which was prettily decorated in
Southern smilax, white chrysanthe-
NUNS and palms. The bride wore
travelling suit of navy blue with hat
and shoes to match, and carried
cOrsage bouquet of lilies of the val
ley and Ophelia roses. Miss Clark,
the maid of honor, wore an after
noon costume, of dark blue silk
with a cOrsage bouquet of Ophelia
roses.
The bride is the handsome daugh-
ter of Mrs. Walter Clark, Tax Com
missioner of Bourbon county, and
the late Mr. Walter Clark. She is
a popular young woman and an &C
musician. The groom is
a young business man of Philadel-
phia, being manager in that city of
two large steel manufacturing cor
porations.
Following the ceremony and re-
ceiving congratulations of the as
sembled friends and relatives, the
young couple left in their new
touring car for Philadelphia, their
future home They were the recip-
tents of many handsome and useful
presents.
Among the many out-Of-tOwn Wis
itors for the wedding were Mr.. and
Mrs. Wallace Clark, of Boston,
Mass, Mr.. Ray Clark, of Battle
Creek, Mich, Mr.. Melville Brown,
New York, Mr.. Paul Harper, Pitts
burg, Pa, Benz. Hoffman, Philadel-
phia. Mr.. Hoffman remained over
for a several days visit to Mr.. Wal
lace w. Mitchell.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-11
PARIS BOURBON TUESDAY H. 1921
PARIS IN FOOTBALL

The Paris High School football
team defeated the Cynthiana High
School team in a game played on
McClintock Field, in this city, Fri
day afternoon, by the score of 20 to
z. The Picadome School of Lex
ington, defeated the P. H. S. second
team the same afternoon at McClin-
took Field by the score of IA to O..
Capt. Cooke, playing at fullback,
Barry, Bach and Davis were out
standing stars for the Picadome
outfit.
Millersburg Military Institute
defeated the Lancaster High School
team at Millersburg, Saturday after
noon by the score of 10 to O. The
features of the game were the all
around good playing of Stone, Mar
tin, Linden and Ross, of the M. M.
/ team.
Bobby LAWN and Chuck" Rice,
both of Paris, starred in the football
game at Lexington, Saturday after
noon between X. U. Wildcats" and
the Marshall College team. Sport
ing writer's on Lexington papers
paid tribute to the superb playing of
LAWN and Rice, characterizing both
as shining lights
A delegation of Pineville citizens,
headed by Persley T. Atkins, who
will be guests of the University of
Kentucky for the Vanderbilt-Ken-
lucky game at Lexington, Saturday,
will come to Paris Friday afternoon
to witness the game to be played
that afternoon on McClintock Field,
between Pineville High and Paris
High School teams, returning to
Lexington after the game
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-11
CLUSEU ALL DAY TU-MUKKUW
ON ACCOUNT OF JEWISH HOLI-
DAY, OUR STORE WILL BE CLOS
ED ALL DAY WEDNESDAY, OCT.
18TH, DAY OF AT0NEMENT.
A. J. WINTERS co.
BOURBON GUN CLUB

The Bourbon Gun Club will hold
their regular shooting tournament
on the Gun Club grounds in East
Paris, Friday afternoon. The tro-
ply for the shoot, donated by
Frank & Co., $40 worth of fine
hosiery, is now on display in their
show windows. Shooters will please
bear in mind that the afternoons are
getting shorter, and they must come
early if they expect to get their
share of the shooting. They must
also remember that there are now
only two more regular shooting
dates, October IA and 2S, after
which the traps will be closed for
the winter. Visitors are always
welcome.