Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-03-05

could have made Of the act SCENE a
function. a setting for some impromptu'
fanchul discourse or piece OF comedy
and having retained the role Of cyn0sdre.
Actually the lady passenger was regard
ing this ridiculous DunJoday or WOOD
bundy With an admirtng smile, as II the
fellow had performed feat! AnQ tAe
windmill man swelled and gyrated IKE
a sample Of his own goods. puued up
with the wind that ever blows from the
chorus land toward the domain Of the
star
/ While the transported Dunwoody. with
+ his AiHdhn's apple, was receiving Lhe
tickle attentions Of all, the resourceili
jurist formed q plan to recover MS own
I laurels.
with his courtliest smile upon his
/ heavy but classic features, Judge Meme
I Zee advanced and took the apple rs II
! to examine It, from the mana OF Dnn-
woody Ia his hand 1t became EXHIBIT A
"A fine apple" he said, approyihgly.
I "ueatlv ms dear Mr. DuuWoody you
( have eclipsed all Of US as forageF- but
/ / have mn ide8. This apple snail become
IN emblem a token, symbol, a prize
/ bestowed by the mind and heart oil
3 heaUtv uuon the most deserving
+ The audience. except one, applaudea.
/ Good on the stump. amt hef com
mented the passenger who was n"o1u9
/ in particular to the young man VINO h"u
( an agency.
/ The unresponsive one was the wind
mill man lie saw himself reduced 70
! ~ INKS Never would the thought
+ have occurred to him 10 declare MS APP
ME an emblem. He had intended Alter
il had been divided and eaten, 10 cIeate
/ diversion by sticking the seeds agalis,
/ ladies' OF his acquaintance. one ne was
/ going 10 name Mrs. McFariand. Inc heeu
/ tbat fell off first would be-but twas
! too late now.
"The apple" continued Judge Meme
fee charging his jury, IN modern VA
/ occupies, though undeserveoiy' 80 o"r,,
/ Mace In our esteem. Indeed, II Is SO con ,
/ stantlv associated with the culinary anu
! the commercial that 1t Is haruy TO pe
/ classed among the polite fruits. but IN
ancient times this was not SC. blDHchl'
/ bistorical. and NEUROLOGICAL lore aoouhos
/ With evidences that the apple was the
/ arfstocrat Of fruits. We stu say the
annie Of the eye when we wish 10 ue-
1 scribe something superlatiyely precious
we fnd in Proverbs the comparison TO
.anples of silver No other product OF
tree or vine has been SO utilized In hg-
urstiye speech. Who has not heard OF
and longed for the apples OF the hes
! neridesP' l need not call your atten-
! ton to the most tremendous ana slgnln-
/ emit instance Of the apples ancient pres
1 tire when its consumption by Sur trst
narents occasioned the fall Of man from
/ his stdfe Of goodness and perfection.
Apples like them, said the Wlhdmhl
man. lingering with the objective article
ARE worth $3.50 barrel III the Chlcaso
market"
Now, what I have to propose" said
1 Judge Menefee. conceding an indulgent
smile to his interrupter, us this: We
must remain here, perforce, until morn
ing We have wood in plenty to keep us
warm. Our next need is to entertain
ourselves as best we can, in order that
the time shall not pass too slowly. !
propose that we place this apple In the
! q fruit, but, as I said. a prize, in award,
representing a great human Idea. Miss
Garland, herself, shall cease t., be an In
dividuaI-but only temporarily, am
happy to ada low bow, full OF the
I old time grace). she shall represent her
sex; she shall be the embodiment, the
enitome of womankind-the heart and
brAin l may say, of Gods masterpiece Of
creation In this guise she shall judge