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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19
Lsoganberry
Laughs
BY Robert Quillen

All paints are getting cheaper
except nose paint.
Lloyd George never to get any
where not even out.
Administrations may come and
go. but taxes go on forever.
Barber in an age of hair-tonic
Aeyerage: Liver trimmed, sir?"
Still, Germans marks gain
about as much respect as her re-
marks.
The man who called it deflation
would call a blowout slow leak.
There is still hope for the coal
consumer The new administra-
zion will at once provide warmer
weather
The Cabinet will now stand and
.kng the first two verses Of Lead
Kindly Minds"
1t works in journalism. also, Mr..
9ord The way to stop 'er Is to
shut off the gas.
In Ireland it is becoming cap
ital crime to possess gun, or am
munition, or brogue.
The one remaining liberty IN this
land of the free is the privilege
OF cussing Congress.
AS we understand it. England
and France would fatten the Tur-
key In order to lessen the Greece.
Dry enforcement will never be
efficient until agents are permit
ted to keep all they seize.
We got O restaurant egg the
other day that was a contemporary
Of the lay of the last minstrel.
Milk Without CoWS' peauItui
thought Now Lex some scientist
SSow us a way to get beef without
@ws.
Heinie Is informed that the so
per cent discount now prevalent
applies to new business, not to
cid accounts.
Sovietism makes little headway
among the Swiss. They realize
that tourists belong to the capital
list class.
n Government would put into
the Leviathan the money spent on
Aer, she would sink In a few years
amd save further expense.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19
Just Folks
BY EDGAR A. GUEST
(Copyrighted)
Bill Pays A Call

Bill Pays A Call
Bill dropped in with his "How-
dyedo?"
An he gave the baby kiss or
two,
An he hugged the girls all round
till they
Had cheeks as pink as the buds
of May:
Then he went to Mother an shook
her hand
An bowed to her with a sweep
most grand.
An her face lit up VITA a merry
smile
As she joked with Bill f,r urtle
while.
He galloped the youngster y his
knee
An told him a tale OF the rolling
sea.
He sprawled full length on the
parlor floor
An made us laugh till our sides
were s0ra,
Then the girls came in from
the kitchen where
They'd been doin' the dishes, an
Bill said: There,
Now the works all done. 1t Is
time for play.
Let us get to our singing right
away"
Bill dropped N for 4 lit'le call,
An he brought in gla iness for us
ah$
Old and young. when he passed
the door.
Seemed happier folks than they
were before
An there wasn't a cara we had
known that day.
But seemed TO leave us an fade
away.
TIN he suddenly said: "oh me.
oh my!
It's ten o'clock. how time does
ny!"
Isn't so much to a tale like this
Unless you are one who is rich
an miss
The friendliness an the warmth
an all
The Joys OF havin' FOLKS come 10
call
oh. we're richer than millionaires
by far.
An happier. too. than the great
inen are.
For with al their pomp an their
pride an fuss.
BiH D4Eses EN- ~ 20 cslt on "a
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Churches

Continued from Page Eighty
IST EPISCOPAL-Corner No. 13
and Center streets. Geo. S. Roed-
er, pastor. Sabbath school 10 a.
m. Rev ]. w. Beckley will till
the pulpit at IL a. m. and the
pastor at 1880 p. m. Aug. G. Carl
will conduct the Epworth league
at Z. subject: Giving One Tenth
to God" No prayer meeting this
week but preaching on Good
Friday. Pratum Methodist church
Sunday school 10 O'Clock. At II
the mas o. will preach. All are
cordially invited.
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST
SCIENTIST Chemeketa St.
at IL a. m. Bible lesson, Matter"
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. We'd
nesday testimonial meeting at 8
O'Clock. Reading room 209 Mas
onic Temple, open everyday ex-
cent holiday and Sunday from
11;45 to S p. m. All are cordially
invited to our services and to our
reading rooms.
LIBERTY STREET EVAN
GELICAL - Corner Center and
Liberty streets. A. F. Liening Sr.,
pastor, Sunday school at 10 a. m.
b. Maves, Supt. Preaching services
at IL a. m. and 7:45 p. m. Young
peoples meeting at p. m. There
will also be services next Friday
evening at 1880 p. Ia.
CENTRAL CONGREGATIONS
AD-Coruer South I9th and Ferry
e'~eare. " c. Stover, minister The
church school meets at 10 a. m,
,lwards in charge, Fol-
.'- nr he church school hour
there will be a missionary story
ny Bennette Edwards, a piano So
10 by Donald Allison and a SER
mon by the pastor. Christian En-
deavor at Gas p. m. Evening ser
vice at 1880, Music appropriate for
PALM SUNDAY hv the choir. Special
numbers are Behold, Thy King
Draws Near the City Gates" from
"Ierusa lam." parker) sung by
Mrs Guy c. Nugent. THE Palms"
sung by Albert Lachelle. Passion
week services beginning Monday
evening at 1880 o'clock. Special
music at each service. The pastor
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19
You Must Replace the W.
and Tear on the Human S.,

Did you ever stop to consider
what q tremendous task ia placed
upon your human system every
day!
Your heart Is constantly pump
ing life and vitality to every part
Of your body. This is being ran
idly consumed after being turned
into energy and strength that
keeps your system performing it's
various functions.
Every day there is a certain
amount Of wear and tear that must
be replaced. If you are to enjoy
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

Dallas, Or, Mar. 19.-One or ouI
we'll known farmers living III TN
Smithfield country, w. w. Rorh
made known to his friends recent?
that he will start the foundation ot
a $4,000 residence on the ]. T. Ryer
ley property al Smithfield. sir
Rork contemplates the completion
Of one Of the finest farm residences
in that section of the country.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

Dallas, Or, Mar. 19.-Attorney
L. d. Brown, a pioneer lawyer Of
Dallas and of the law firm OF
Brown & Helgerson, is now quite
i'll at his country home on the Sa-
lem Dallas road. The attending
physician reports that he is suffer
ing from congested lungs and that
his condition is somewhat serious
though prospects for his recovery
are good.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

| good health. wv
!; great aid N kss0;ssi ,ass i'sa
sn.E IN good % condition. sss'
5; s. s; IS, $. streartSssss.n as iss n,'s' -
the blood supply if,leas - sad ,
body. "'a'i'y 70 IL
US. :; $. s, is sold bv ;,
infl write for free iitsys,ssaII ~ ~ q
information 10 CS;sss CSsi.su1H y .
yylser' l62 Swift Z, I,a,ias ny
! laDta, Ga. AaoOtlq
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

At first Mr.. Gray Squirrel s.sv
ed close to the tree, no that =.
could scamper up again In cas-.
he was mistaken. But Tommy
Fox never moved an eyelash. And
at last Mr.. Gray Squirrel erev
quite bold. He edged close 70
Tommy. He had never been so
near fox before. and he was
curious to see what he looked Iiko
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

l(hilh ypN'
are you trying to do to me?'
Send you home, Anne, with
couple of thousand real money.
viii you go?'
"Show it to mel" she said, but
her voice had become childish ana
tremulos and her painted mouth
was quivering.
Pm going to show it to you'
he said pleasantly. "Il get it at
Square Jacks for you. If I do
will you fly the coop? l mean
now, tonight VIII your"
"W-with you?"
Dear child, I've got to cross
that dirty Jersey river. l told you.
You live up state, don't you?"
YES"
"Where?"
Hudson"
"All right. viii you go now. tu5t
as you are? You'd stand a fat
chance IL you went back and tried
to pack up. That thing would
batter you to pulp, wouldn't he?"
She nodded.
"All right" he said. Take off
your hat and wash your face,
Anne. They'd be on to you at
home. I've got to pack few
things for my journey and write
couple of letters. Get all the
paint off while I'm busy. There's
soap, towels, and a basin behind
that screen"
She came slowly to to him and
stood looking at him out of her
disenchanted young eyes.
is this on the square ?" she
asked.
won't you take chance that
il is?" he asked, taking her slim
hands and looking her in the eyes.
Yes. I'll take cnance
with you-if you ask me to-"
Il do" He patted her hands
and smiled, then released them.
"Hustle!" he said. "Tll be ready
very soon
He wrote first to Uleland;
Dear Cleland:
l think I'll go up tonight, stay
at Pittsfield, and either drive
across the mountain in the morn
ing or take an early train through
the tunnel for North Adams,
Either way ought to land me at
Runners Rest station sSout eight
in the morning.
81 can't tell you what your kind
ness has done for me, l think it
was about all | really wanted in
the world-your friendship. 1t
seems to clean off my slate, square
me with life.
II shall start in few minutes.
Until we meet. then, your friend.
Oswald Grisner."
He directed the envelope to
Cleland's studio in town.
The other letter ne directed to
stephanle at Runners Rest and
stamped il
ne Nrue to her:
I'm happier than have been
in years because l can do this
thing for you.
and now I'm going to admit
something which will ease your
mind Immensely; the situation was
so impossible that l also began
to weary of it a little. You are
entitled to the truth.
And now life looks very invit-
ing to me. Liberty is the most
wonderful thing in the world. And
I am restless for it. restless to
begin again.
$50 IL come 10 you as = com
rade. don't think for a moment
that any sympathy is due me. Alas
man belongs to restless sex.
stephanie. and the four winds are
less irresponsible and inconstant,.
"As a comrade. I should delight
in you. You are a very Wonder-
ful girl-but you belong to Gle
land and not to me. Don't worry.
I'm absolutely satisfied. Until we
meet. then, Your grateful friend,
Oswald"
"Tu get a special for this let-
ter on your way uptown" he said,
voieing his thoughts aloud TO the
girl who was scrubbing her paint
ed lips and cheeks behind the
screen.
when she emerged. pinning on
her hat. he had packed a suitcase
and was ready
They found = taxi in Washington
Square.
On the way uptown he mailed
hfs fetter q Ssephsnfe srut ~
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19
Saturday, Mar. !,

wa wa. ,'s,' TO-. v Ss'ii;,
in MT n. Jus, ~, about :, to ,.ps,.' =.
his life. viewed u. ,'.'
h. As isda.,.a Mr.; Cray s,,,.,
Eosa Fox sss' sssiIa. ;, ,s'S.. +. d I
lear lear seized HIM hfu'''r' Al
mistaken mistaken Wa, hi
playing dead, Tom
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

district messenger with his letter
to Cleland's studio; sent a night
letter to Runners Rest saying
that he would take accommoda-
tions on a train which would be
due at Runners Rest station at
eight next morning; stopped at
the darkened and barred house Of
Square Jack Hennesey, and was
admitted after being scrutinized
through a sliding grill.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

A brooder containing 500 baby
chicks, owned by r. M. Bennett o'
Tangent, was burned last week, TO
gether with the building and all Of
it's contents.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

Dallas, Or, Mar. 19.-Wes FL
lott. one Of the well known farm
ers and fruit producers who live
south of Dallas, is now extendih&
his fruit acreage in the way of add
ing 35 cres of prune trees. ThI
will bring his acreage to the round
numberse Of 100 acres in prunes
and 12 acres in cherries.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

delivers the sermon on Monday
evening. DR.. w. C. Kanmers pas
tor of the First Congregational
! church Of the city. on Tuesday eve
ming, DR.. Arthur J. Svllens, OF
Portland, superintendeP4 of mis-
sions Of oregon, on "Wednesday,
, Rev. H. N. Aldrich. pastor of the
: Leslie Methodist Episcopal church,
on Thursday evening. Rev. w. I.
Milliken, pastor of the BaptisA
church of this city. Friday evening.
The members and friends of the
! church are urged to observe Pas
sion week with US.
| REFORMED CHURCH. = Cor.
of Capitol and Marion SITS. NJ.
Denny, pastor. Sunday school 10
a. m. Preaching (German) IL a.
m. No evening 5ervica.
EVANGELICAL CHURCH. -
| Chemeketa st. +. w. Launer,
pastor. Sunday school, 10 4. M.
w. A. Springer supt. Sermon IL
a. M, subject: The Church and
the Pastor" Y. p. A. Z p. M.
Special meeting. Sermon 7:45. W.
I'M. S. at 2:30. p. m. At the home
of Mrs. Launer 268, N. u street.
Services at Fruitland >. m. Pray
er meeting Thursday evening. j.
Lippeld, class leader.
FIRST CONGREGATIONAL
w. C. Kantner, minister. 10 a.
m. Sunday school with classes for
all under management of compe-
tent teachers, W. I. Staley, supt.
III a. m. Some Appointments
Jesus Christ Makes with US" $40
p. m. Christian Endeavor, Special
program of great interest. 1880
p. m. What Must 1 do to be
Saved and followed by instruct
i've pictures. As Introductory to
Holy Week there will be a series
of pictures of the Crusades in
which great armies of men and
boys sought to rescue the sepul-
chre from the hands of the Mos
lem. On this Palm Sunday let US
honor the divine King by joining
in his worship.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. -
Services will be held as follow:
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m, with
Joseph II. Albert, supt., Mr.. Craven
will sing and Mrs, C. A. Park will
give one of her inspiring short
talks. Morning preaching serv-
ice at eleven o'clock. Inter
mediate C. e. at p. m. Topic,
Christian Progress in Alaska
leader; Miss Louise Rum. Senior
C. E. at $50 p. M, topic: Chris
tian Progress in Alaska" leader.
Miss Marion EmmonS. Evening
preaching service at 1880 p. (. The
Rev. j. G.. Late of Portland will
supply the pulpit both morning
and evening. On Tuesday evening
March 22nd, at 8 O'Clock, the
Senior c. +. will give social in
the church parlors. All young
people welcome. Midweek prayer
service on Thursday evening at
1880 will be conducted by Mrs. c..
A. Park. Everybody welcome at
! all services.
JASON LEE MEMORIAL CHURH
Corner Winter and Jeffersan SITS.
Thomas AcheSon, pastor. Services
on Sunday, March goth are as fol-
lows, Sunday school 9:45 a. m.
with classes for all ages, and each
department well organized. We
extend a cordial invitation to all
who are without a school to meet
with US. Public worship II a. m.
Subject: THE Cross and the Re-
jected Cup" There will be a
sermonette for the children. Miss
Grace Taylor will meet the Junior
League at three o'clock on Sunday
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19
rnmmv Fox Is Hungry


Tonmy Fox kept a sharp look
out tn see what he could capture
to eat. But he could discover
nothing at all. To be sure, there
were birds in the trees, and bros
nests too, and Tommy was very
fond OF birds eggs. But he couiu
NOT climb trees. The birds were
out of his reach; and 50 were the
SQUIRRELS. He saw plenty or req
SQUIRRELS. and gray squirrels, ana
little striped chipmunks. They
looked down from the branches
and chattered and scolded at NM
They were perfectly safe, and they
knew it,
Tommy Fox sat down to think.
AS [ have said, he was hungry
And there is nothing that sharpehs
A fox's wits Like hunger. He look
ed very innocent, as he reSteu
under a big chestnut tree, ana
gazed up at a gray squirrel which
was perched on limb over his
head.
run along, Tommy Fox the
souirrel said to him. There's no
use of your staying here. l shan't
come down until you're gone
Tommy didn't say anything. lie
lust whined few times, ana nefd
his paw against his stomach. And
he gave one or two groans.
The gray squirrel came little
further down the tree and looked
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

Robert Chambers Author Dark sar etc
(Copyrighted by Robert w. Chambers)
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

afternoon. The Senior League Will
meet at $50 p. m. and will be
led by Mr.. Edgar Brock. A good
place for young people, Come
early. Public worship 1880 p. M.
Subject: The Tears of Jesus.
There will be special music at poth
morning and evening services. We
extend to the public a hearty in
VtatiOn to come an enjoy these
services with US. do not forget
the Prayer and Bible study-meet-
ing on Wednesday at 1880 p. m.
We also wish to announce the
Centenary rally on Friday evening
when Dr. Diffendorfer of New
York will deliver an up-to-date
message on the achievements of
the Centenary. Supper will be
served at $50 followed by the
Address. We want you there.
COME HEAR THE GOSPEL at
W. c. T. u. hall at IL o'clock, first
and third SUNDAY OF each HonIh
by G. l.. Cole of Portland. Every
body, welcome.
TOMORROW EVENING EVAN
GELIST BELL will discuss a
theme that is troubling many. His
subject will be. Us the Book of
Revelation a Closed Book? Can 1t
be Understood Mr.. Beel pro-
poses to let the Book itself, and
the events it discloses, answer the
question. He claims it is the book
for the times, and that its reveal
ings belong specifically to our day.
Hear the Evangelist, tomorrow
evening in Union Hall. Court st.
near High, at 1880.
MINISTERIAL ASSOCIATION.
The regular meeting will be held
| Monday 10 a. m, in the Y. M.
c. A. All members present. An
nual election of officers.
| IOITPNAT WA Mt DG pAV
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-03-19

He directed the envelope to
Cleland's studio in town.
The other letter he directed to
Stephanle at Runners Rest and
stamped il
,.4 q. rpp 10 her.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-03-09
THE HONESTY OF YOUTH

WILLIE DALTON Chicago W with s772OOO some minds They question boys fair to tempt youth by the
 And some
 
 There might be suggestion it that the product minds alton's
 2 A vice president the ked says
 Our faith in has not tbeens shaken banker adding L faithIess i7"
 There th difference age: the honest the old honest or because he has best
 It is true judging from police the 50 pocketpckng burglary holdup should bear in mind that Is less endowed with capacity al
 Youth has of age
 Youth abors under handicap Co
 We older folk with the contents bundle of bonds tWe learned society law ing bonds lying around where stumble
 But let not because from the valuable school of experience Until school they will
 Honesty the policy!
Bisbee daily review., 1921-03-09
BY WHIT HADIEY


 NEW YORK, March S-Enrico Car uso. just awake after a refreshing sleep in his apartment at the Hotel Vanderbilt, invited me to draw chair close to his bed.
 Two great moments stand out in llfe," said the tenor. smiling. The first was in 1894 when I made my de but at the Nuovo theatre. Naples. in fAmicof Francesca. and after four per formances old Verginie. the director said l was uuderpaid because all they gave me was q pair of shoes, a pair of tights, a neckerchief and one hun dred francs.
 And again. the other day. when the doctors said I would get we'll.
 You see" he continued. '1 fooled the doctors
 ' ''Pout. Caruso isn't ready to sing to the angels yet, There's time later on. I have mastered 70 roles and the world wants to hear them all-and it will hear themi"
 You are feeling buoyant" I said . "Buoyant! An. you have the words Tn English: that's it. buoysnt-fU}l of the pep! And when this beautiful snow. goes away, go to Italy where the sun shines. oh. so beautifully And l just sit and drink sunshine and I sing the roles-and I show you,
 They take 3 ounces of pus out of my lungs and they look cross and sad and they think I am to die. but you see fool them. live and love and I am full of the pep,
 And today 1 am so hungry I cat some breast of chicken, snow white, And then l am still hungry and I eat some oatmeal. And then I look at the funny paper and at the beautiful white snow and then I sleep-oh, so nicelyi"
 What are your plans ghen you leave here?'. asked. .
 Well. first I kill the year of hard luck" he replied.
 You see. have had lots ef hard luck. Last June they steal my wife's jewels from my home at East Hamp- ton
 And then while I am singing al the Opera House in Havana, someone puts off a big bomb in a washroom and hurts six persons.
 And in December. while l am rlaF- in9 in Samson and Delilah' at the Metropolitan, some scenery falls on me.
 ''rhen I fall down the steps while playing 'Pagliacci' Then I go to Brooklyn and l burst blcod vessel. and then come Christmas and [ get pleurisy and have to have two opera tionS.
 And now I put stop to hard tuck and I fool that jinX and I go 70 reH
Bisbee daily review., 1921-03-09
One Way To Save
(BY SISTER MARY)

'
 There are lots of ways to econo- mize that mean absolutely no sacri- lice of time, comfort, or appearances. The gas in the kitchen is one of the first places to look for an attempt in economy.
 For instance, in making tea. Gas often is wasted in heating mure water than is needed and more gas is used keeping water boiling till time to make the tea. And perfect tea should be made with fresh boiling" water.
 Menu For Today
 BREAKFAST - Bananas sliced oa uncooked cereal, pop-overs, orange marmalade, coffee.
 LUNCHEON - Spinach with mush- rooms, bread and butter, grape pre-. serves, nut sponge cake, tea. DINNER - Filet de sole, tartai sauce, baked potatoes, canned string beans, grapefruit salad, fruit cup cake, coffee.
 My Own Recipes
 Canned cherries, canned peaches, canned pineapple and winter apples may be cut in small pieces and put all together in cold place to thor oughlyschill for an hour k spoonful of whipped cream may be put on top of each portion when he served. Lit tie bits of leftover canned fruit may be used up this way in a truly deli. ciOus dessert.
 SPINACH WITH MUSHROOMS - IF pounds spinach. ? eggs, f pound mushrooms, tablespoons butter.
 Wash spinach and cook in its own juice. Drain and chop. Beat eggs till very light with a dover beater. Mix tered baking dish. Cook mushroom in butter for or 10 minutes. Sea son with salt and pepper and put the mushrooms and melted butter on the spinach. Bake 15 or 20 minutes in a moderate oven and serve at once. A teaspoonfuI of lemon juice may be added to spinach when mixed with the eggs.
 NUT SPONGE CAKE - cup su- gar, , cup nut meats, 1 cup flour, eggs. 1 tablespoon lemon juice. Is teaspoon salt.
 Sift flour and sugar separately three times. Beat yolks of eggs till creamy: Add sugar slowly, beating all the time. Add nuts. Beat whites of eggs till stiff and dry. Add salt when starting to beat and when about half beaten add lemon juice. Add yOlks mixture to whites and carefully fold in flour. Bake in moderate oven in an angel cake pan for 50 minutes
 Copyright, 1921, by N E. Al (.
 
 Breweries of Zurich are using Aus trian one-crown bills as labels for beer bottles.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-03-09
Woman Attorney Will Use Uniquc
 Defense In TJ.ia

HACKENSACK, N. J., March s. - Personal jistice" will be the unique defense cf William Gleason. whose trial on charge of murdering a po- liceman is about to start.
 His attorney is Mrs. Augusta E. Maley.
 'i became, interested in the case because have woman's unfailine instinct fer tho right says Mrs Naley.
 That boy j5 innocent It's inc in- nccencc of the insuted and the in- jIred. His was |, personal justice not d national justice. His friend was in danger. He risked his all to save him.
 Mrs. Maley believes:
 THAT the mother instinct will transform justice iH the world
 THAT q man will tell a woman at torney things he will not tell d man
 THAT he has the attitude toward her that child has toward his mother.
 THAT woman will talk to q wum- an about things she will not tell man.