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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
Government Gets Another Shock

1T is apparent from the actions of Charles
G. Dawes, who has gone to Washington to make
the budget march, that he does not take the de-
partmental view of governments, says the Kan
sas City Star. In some ways this will make it
very hard for Mr.. Dawes to get cooperation, in
others it will make it easier for him to get re-
suits if he doesn't mind tranlpling down trim
hedges, and it is to be imagined he doesn't mind.
MIR. Dawes, indeed, promises to be sore
trial to the departmentally minded gentlemen
who, at vast expense of time and labor, have
got everything nicely arranged in the way they
had expected to see them remain until disturbed
by the wreck of matter and the crash of worlds.
In system ike that there is of course, no place
for man like Mr.. Dawes, and no doubt when he
arrived in Washington and, as reported, asked
where ne was to go to work, it must have been
on the tongue of many who had their own places
nicely picked out to reply, My dear, sir, for a
man like you there really is no place in govern
nlent.'
Nor for that matter is there any place in
government as departmentaly administered for
a budget. Mr.. Dawes's job is to create place
for it. It is to be gathered from his remarks
after he had looked the situation over that con-
gress did not go to any great trouble to provide
place for the budget. 1t passed a budget bill
and that is about all it did do. The bill is now
handed to Mr.. Dawes with the governments COM
plirnents, and he go and sit on the treasury
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
FRECKLE-FACE
Sun and Wind Bring Out Ugly Spots.
How to Remove Easily

Here's a chance, Miss Freckle-face.
to try a remedy for freckles with the
guarantee Of reliable concern that it
Will not cost you a penny unless it
removes the fleckles; while if it does
give you clear complexion the ex-
pense is trifling.
Simply get an ounce of Othine-
double strength-from any druggist
and few applications should show
you how easy it is TO rid yourself of
the homely freckles and get a beauti-
full complexion. Rarely is more than
one ounce needed for the worst case.
Be sure to ask the druggist for the
double strength Othine as this
strength is sold under guarantee OF
money back if it fails to remove
freckles.-Advertise
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
Ripping Rhymes
CAULIFLOWER EARS
BY WALT MASON

The men with the caulifiower ears
are classed with the rank profteers;
they box for a while and rake in
pile a bard couldn't gather in years.
They spar for a few measly rounds,
these brawny publicity hounds. and
then they take in all manner of tin,
including the shillings and pounds.
And what does IL matter, my friends,
what pug to the limelight ascends?
What boots it who'll rise to a cham
pion's size, or who TO the dumping
place wends? The fighters get rich in
& year, when once in the front they
appear; and peans of praise from a
myriad jays are sung in each caull-
Rover ear. The scientist, scholar and
sage, work on for pitiful wage; they
lack the doubloon5 for a package of
prunes, their raiment is moldy with
age. The pastors who bring the good
news are needing new trousers and
shoes; the stipends they draw barely
pay for the slaw and the rent and the
coal dealers dues. The teachers in
structing the young all feel in their
hearts they are stung; they bitterly
think their JOBS on the blink, as they
labor the gossoons among. But tho
men OF the cauliflower domes, who
cannot write essays or PONIES, they
bIandish the paw and for it they
draw the riches of severa! MONIES
But, gee. at the END of their years
they often are busted my dears; they
blow in the cush that comes with a
rush, the men with the cauliflowel
ears
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01

steps with it if he wants to. The departments
probably would be perfectly satisfied if that
should be all Mr.. Dawes could think of to do with
it. Congress probably would be satisfied with
that, too. They do not especially need budget
in their business 1t was the country that wanted
it, and in yielding to the country's demand CATER
the usual delay of dozen years or so) congress
hoped it had heard the last of the pesky thing.
"Unluckily for that hope, the budget has
fallen into the hands of a rough, hasty person
who has taken it to be his mission to make it
work. Mr.. Dawes did not go and sit down on the
treasury steps. He did notice of course, that
congress had provided no machinery to put the
budget into operation, but instead of throwing
up his job and returning to Chicago when he
made the discovery, as a less determined person
might have done, Mr.. Dawes has gone ahead and
created his own n1achinery-which probably is
unconstitutional Anyway, he has done it. He
seems to have drafted couple of army officers
and invited business friend from Chicago who
can afford to work for nothing to join him, and
with this organization and a real gift for profan-
ity he has started out to make the budget march.
"Mr Dawes-he does not care to be called
general we hear-has impressed the country
with his ability to do it. Even congress may
swing in and help him with needed legislation
when it sees he really means business. Congress
is that way sometimes. It will do most anything
the country wants when it learns in unmistak-
able fashion that the country wants It. If Mr..
Dawes makes the budget work and the country
shows its appreciation and approval of his eff
forts, congress will get right in line and hurrah
as loudly as anybody. It may even make us be-
lieve that was its purpose right along, and that
it was the country that was holding back. 1t is
men like Mr.. Dawes that frequently bring about
such results. That is their value in government
when they take hand in that game which isn't
nearly as often as the situation demands"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
go crazy with jealousy. You nearly
! lost him by that trick"

go crazy Win Jealousy. lou nearly
lost him by that trick
"Gaby-'' Ruth began gently.
But Gaby was not to be deferred.
She had some object in mind, and she
was talking until she reached that OBJ
ject. Ruth settled back in her chair
and listened to herself discussed be
tween this old and this new friend
quite as though she were not present
in the room.
"Oh, l can always manage Tim,
Myra answered and a little of her
old complacency crept back into heI
tones. Il know him so well he can't
lie to me, and l can always make him
do anything l want. Why, he had ar
offer of a job at $40 a week in a dinky
little one-horse town in Ohio, and
wouldn't let him go. I'd rather live
here where there's life and excitement
on $40, than in a place like my ole
| home"
so you ruined possible chance fol
! Tins future!" Ruth flared up sudden
ly at this.
Il keep Tim perfectly happy and
! contented, and you can't get hin
away" Myra cried. losing all senst
as she grew angrier
Don't be vulgar. my dear girl,
Gaby put in, resuming her drawl. anC
watching Myra with amusement to SCI
want to get your precious Tim AVA
from you. She's too much interested
| in several other people"
L, - L..
because she knew l couldn't come
My9a answered. And then you TT.
to tell me she isn't interested il
him
Il asked him to bring you" Rut
said in her own defense.
Myfe TUNED suddenly.
Il -hoUgnt he was mere, Now yo
> ADM it. You see ! am a little o
clege' Tor vou. Ruth ONieL jus
pretended Tim told me 1 was sur
he was here"
She TUNED. flushed with her tr
Unph. to encounter n Gaby's face
look of such supreme contempt tina
she dropped her eyes again, an
again the red flush ran over he
cheeks,
yes he was here. So was l." Cab
. said. Ruth was stiil silent, Gaby ha
the conversation and she was glad I
let her Keep it.
Myra's mouth opened to say SOM
thing. then stopped and a little pu!
zled look came into her eyes.
: Tie didn't say
So" Gaby came at her with
voice hat snapped like a whip. TIL;
little coward, after coming down hel
and making Ruth extremely unhapI
and uncomfortable, wenc home an
| told you all about it. That's like hi
i believe that story. But when al
you going to begin telling the trutI
Myra? You've told US several fit
/ so far"
|, Myra was still so uncomfortab
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01

that when she answered, her voice did
carry conviction.
Il never do ask Tim where he goes
on his nights out. Only last night
some of the men from the office tele-
phoned me and asked where he was,
they wanted him to go TO a prize fight.
So l knew he wasn't with them. And
II wondered about it, and finally
thought I'd call here on a chance
Just because | wondered. Ruth's voice
was so funny l knew he was here, her
voice showed she was upset about
something. / guess ] was Jealous
Then when Tim came home | told
him l knew where he'd been, and he
said yes, he was here. | asked him
why Ruth had to lie and tell me he
wasn't, and he looked sort of funny
and said he guessed Ruth thought it
wouldn't upset me if she said he
wasn't, and that l might be mad if she
said he vas
Gaby was on her feet, her face
showing all the suppressed anger OF
the last hour
do you mean to tell me that that
| lttle-little sneaking coward was
/ LAedn enough 10 niue Ueliuu woman
| because he was afraid of his wife.
| Ruth, did you hear that-can you
/ have any respect for a man that will
| do a thing OF that sort?" Her draw
and her mannerisms were forgotten
Gaby was furiously angry, and more
! beautiful in her anger than in her 9th
Ell moods.
Then Ruth took up the converse
ton.
I'm not in love with Tim" she said
quietly. I'm engaged to be married
Ito another man"
langley" Gaby cried. and turned
! to put he arms around Ruth.
Tomof roW-Doubts
! Bruges. Belgium vas the ceenter o.
the worlds traffic in the twelfth cen
tury
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
Alkali in Shampoos
Bad For Washing Hair

Most soaps and prepared shampoos
contain too much alkah. which is very
injurious, as it dries the scalp and
makes the hair brittle.
The best thing to use is Mulsified
cocoanut oil shampoo, for this is pure
and entirely greaseless. It's very
cheap and beats anything else all to
pieces. You can get Mulsified at any
drug store, and a few ounces will last
the whole family for months
Simply moisten the hair with water
and rub it in, about a teaspoonful is
all that is required. 1t makes an
abundance of rich, creamy lather
cleanses thoroughly. and rinses out
easily. The hair dries quickly and
is soft, fresh looking. bright, fluffy
wavy and easy to handle. Besides, il
loosens and takes out every particle
of dust, dirt and dandruff Be sure
your druggist gives you Mulsified-
Advert
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
Nearly Died on Birthday

"On my last birthday. eight months
ago, / had another close call. We had
just finished dinner. My stomach be
gan TO hurt me, minute later ! lay
unconscious. Three doctors worked
on me. ! was soaked with a cold
sweat when l came TO. The next
week, telling a friend about it and he
advised trying Mayr's Wonderful
Remedy Since taking a course of
your medicine have been able to eat
anything ! have no more pains or
floating and am feeling better than
for ten years" II is a simple, harm
less preparation that removes the ca
tarrhal mucus from the intestinal
tract and allays the inflammation which
causes practically all stomach, liver
and intestinal ailments, including ap-
pendicitis. One dose will convince
or money refunded Glen Thistleth-
Yates z Drug Stores. A. G. Luken
and Co. and druggists everywhere.
Advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
Chapter 107
EXPLANATIONS.

Now that we've spent so much
time quarreling, and that's over"
Gaby said, lets get down to facts"
You admit you played a mean
trick on your best friend and did ev-
erything you could to get Tim away,
though you didn't at the time care
anything about him. You think that's
a fair game, think it's dishonorable,
and Ruth here is too sweet to think
anything harsh about it at sail. She's
spent a great many months grieving
and feeling badly, without blaming
you.
You thought you were pretty sure
of Tim as soon as you got him to pro-
pose to you. You belong to the type
OF woman who thinks that wedding
ring and a marriage ceremony binds
a man and woman 20 care for each
other eternslly. You didn't know you
nearly lost your precious Tim when
Ruth came TO the city before"
I'm not so stupid as you think, y
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01

thing equal to Sykes Comfort Powder
toheal and soothe the skin. Habitually
used after child's bath, it heals and
prevents soreness and rashes. mabel
E.;Miller, R. N, W. Carthage, N. 7.
The reason Sykes Comfort Powder
is SO successful in such cases is be-
cause it contains six healing, antisep-
tic ingredients not found in ordinary
talcums. For twenty years it has been
used and endorsed by physicians and
mothers, and nurses call it " A Heal
ipU Wonder -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
ASPIRIN
Name 'Bayer" on Genuine

Beware! Unles. you see the name
"Bayer' on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds Headache, Neural
gia, rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago, and for Pain. Handy tin
| boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of
Aspirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of
Observation-Disclosures of Salicylicacid.-
| Advertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
TODAY'S TALK
WALK STRAIGHT AFTEADg

objective goal 5 aways-straight
off
ahead road
there plenty who. do this The majority of
and patience right going ahead
side lines times And flash
their loud
difficult besbu the short
cut way both hard and cruel
that all So that
best-that gives compensation.
straight ahead stumble will be doing what mil
lions others before youbu the successful picked
themselves filter better heart
bitter discouragemnts
After riding what thrill
ing that is smooth and straight!
will
that be
Copyright, 1921, Matthew Adams
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
Memories Of Old Days
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

Dynamite caps were put under the
ban by the police department when
Superintendent German issued an Or
der to arrest anyone found placing
these caps under the street cars. Sew
eral women had been injured, it was
said, by flying pieces of gravel caused
by the explosion Of the caps.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
The Girl Who Had No Chance
MARION RURINCAM

Myra put in. Il guess l can hold what
get. I fixed it then so he thought
Ruth didn't like him any more"
Il know you did-or tried to. You
silly little thing, you only made him
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01

owe to mothers whose
little ones suffer from
chafing, rashes, itching,
scalding, or any skin ir-
ritation or soreness, to
, tell them that in all my
experience as a nurse
Ihaveneverfound any,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
Answers to Questions

Curious-How does an average
man spend his life? The time spent
by a civilized human being in the
various occupations of a day has been
estimated for an average who allotted
span is three score and ten years,
about as follows:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01
This Nurse
Tells Mothers
How to Save Children from
Skin Irritations and Soreness

West Carthage, N. VI am
graduate nurse, and feel it a duty
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01

Bruges. Belgium vas the ceenter of
the worlds traffic in the twelfth cen
turV
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-07-01

Years
Sleeping ..................
WOrk ......-....... ........ ..... ~
Recreation and religious devotion. 10
Eating and drinking ............
Travelling NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 6
llIAeSS $1,000. 5000
1OLdl .......... "
Interested-How did Labrador get
its name? 1t is believed that Labra-
dor was so named because Portu-
guese explorers thought the natives
would make good laborers or slaves.
The Labrador coast was discovered in
the tenth century by Left, the Morse
man, but no explorations were made.
It was again discovered in 1897 by
John Cabot Explorations and settle
ments were made and the peninsula
was named.
Anxious-On what day did Nov. 81,
1896, and Nov %, 1899, fall? Nov. q,
1896 fell on Saturday, and Nov. %,
1899 on Wednesday.
Readers may obtain answer to ques-
lions by writing The Palladium Cues
lions and Answers department.. All
questions should be written plainly anu
briefly. Answers will be given briefly.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04
MANY FRIENDS GATHER AT
DE HOOG FUNERAL SERVICES

A large gathering of friends was il
attendance Wednesday afternoon a
the Reformed Church on Grover ST.
when services were held for the late
Mrs. Bastian De Hoog, who passed
away Monday. Rev. Pasma and Rev
Flipse of Seattle conducted the ser.
vices.
Mrs. Flora De Hoog was SO years
s months and % days. She was born
in Friesland, Holland. and came to
the United States when Z years old
She had resided in the Lynden dis
trict for seventeen years. and her
fine character and good deeds won
for her many warm friends.
Besides her husband, she is SUR
vived by one son. Jake De Hoog. and
five daughters. Mrs. Gerrit Veleke,
Mrs. Gilbert De Jong. Mrs. Gerrit
Assink, Mrs. Bertha Mulder. Mrs.
Cornelius Spaan, and Mrs. Paul Zyls-
ira.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04
SCHNEIDER CORNER

Ruth Hutchinson spent last week
visiting her grandparents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Simons at Buffalo.
Mrs. George Wiley and family and
Miss Grace Goodell visited at the
E. Bruins home in Lynden Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Otley and son
of Custer spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. Wade Morris.
Bert Meur of Custer visited Roy
Allen Sunday.
DR. and Mrs. Hutchinson and daugh-
ter and Mrs. bunker and family
spent Sunday at Birch Bay.
Evelyn Wiley has been ill with
tonsilitis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles H. Johnson
of Port Orchard spent Sunday even
ing with Mr.. and Mrs. Wade Morris.
Mrs. McRae and Mrs. Geesaman
of Bow, Wn., visited Mrs. Wiley on
Thursday afternoon.
Those who attended the Farm Blu
reau picnic were Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Rathbone and family, Mr.. G. A.
Bremner and family, Mr.. o. E. Will
son and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Morris,
Jack Schneider and Saunders Schnei-
der. Each member was tagged, so
we all knew who was who, had plenty
and good coffee and fixing and all
the good ice-cream that one wanted.
All seemed to be perfectly satisfied
with our first picnic and asked for
another next summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. F. Jeffcott drove
to Portland last Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. Van Sargent and fam
lily spent Sunday at Friday Harbor.
Miss Grace Goodell of Bellingham
who has been visiting at the Wiley
home for the past month, returned
to her home Monday.
Mrs. McRae, Mrs. Geeseman, Edna
McRae and Stella Egbert of Bow
called on Mrs. George Wiley Mon
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Jordal and their
daughter attended the Farm Bureau
picnic.
Miss Vesta Hilsinger has returned
I to her home in Alger, after spending
week at the Wiley home.
Mr. and Mrs. Morris called on Mr.
and Mrs. Joslin Monday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Jordal autoed
to Vancouver, B. c. last Wednesday
Mr.. Ted Miller called at the Will
ley home Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Craine and
Mr.. Earl CRANE and family spent
Tuesday at Birch Bay.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04
NORTH PRAIRIE CLUB MEMBERS
RECEIVE AGREEMENT PINS

Members of the North Prairie
Achievement Club received their new
pins Friday evening, following a fine
program al the North Prairie School
The school room was prettily decor
ated in green and white.
H. B. Carrll, jr., county agent, at
ter an interesting address, presented
eighteen club members with pins.
The sale of ice-cream and cake net
ted S22.S0, which went toward the
purchase of the pins.
Mrs. Conrad Axling has acted as
club leader, and IT is largely due to
her work that North Prairie has one
of the Invest clubs in the state.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04
TEN MILE

Mr.. and Mrs. Urfer and two daugh-
tiers spent Sunday at the Ben Gilman
home at Greenwood.
Miss Anna Taube of Seattle spent
the weekend at the Gilmore home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fisher and family of
Bellingham visited at the Chisholm
home over Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Stuber and
daughter visited at the .Waugaman
home Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harm of Kent have
been visiting at the home of Mrs.
Harms brothers, X. l. and J. S. Ell
der,
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04
LYNDEN PEOPLE INVITED TO
OLD SETTLERS PICNIC AUG. 1I-I3

Lynden people are invited to at
tend the Old Settlers Picnic at Fern
dale next Thursday, Friday and Sat
urday. A fine program has been ar
ranged and the entertainment fea-
lures are many.
Governor Hart will speak Thursday
Prof. Clark Bissett of the University
Friday and X. H. Gale, mayor OF
Vancouver, and Judge Charles E
Claypool of Seattle Saturday. The
Scotch Pipers of Vancouver will also
appear Saturday.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04
HOLD FUNERAL SERVICES FOR
LITTLE ELIZABETH ZUIDNIEER

Funeral services were held Tues
day afternoon at the family home
for little Elizabeth May Zuidmeer,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. William
Zuidmeer, who passed away Sunday.
The little one was years and 2
months old.
Rev. A. J. Brink conducted the
services.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04

The Liberty Theater has been clos
ed until August 49, Mr.. Jack Kauf-
fman and family are visiting in Sc
attic. Mr.. Kaufman completed neg
of the Ferndale Theater property.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04

The council meeting will be held
Tuesday night, instead of Friday, be-
cause of Chautauqua. The pavement
dance question will be considered.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04

Tom Young has purchased the two
lots and seven-room house on 7tf
and Glenning from G. Schuyleman
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04

Members of the Lynden X. p.
lodge assisted the Deming lodge on
Tuesday night in putting on degree
work.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04

FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN-Safe,
typewriter, check-writer, desks, Of
flee equipment North-Washing-
ton Implement Co.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04

Mr. and Mrs George Prick have
returned after an extensive trip
through the Middle-West.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04

Rev. Flipse of Seattle will conduct
services at the LIST Reformed Church
on Grover Street next Sunday.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04

Rev. M. Flipse and family of Sc
attic are spending weeks vacation
at the home of Rev. H. X. Pasma.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04

The Lynden schools will open on
Monday, August 30.