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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
NORMAN TENNIS TEAM
WILL TOUR NORTH

Norman, Okla. Feb. 15.-(Special.) }
The University OF Oklahoma tennis
team will play 2s matches. 1s of them
Singles, with eight different univer-
stiles IN their trip into the north be-
ginning May at Lawrence, Kansas,
and ending May is at St Louis, Mis-
souri,. Ben X. Parks, manager OF the
Sooner tennis team, has received con-
nrnatson on all of the proposed
matches for the tour including the
Universities OF Kansas, Chicago, North
western Michigan. Detroit Indiana.
Illinois and Washington, in order
named.
The Sooners will open the trip with
the Jayhawks May for two singles
and one double match before they
go % Chicago for a two days stay.
The Windy City tennis team will en-
gage the Sooners in six matches, two
doubles and four singles. Wednesday,
May IL. the Sooners will play two
singles mapches and one double with
the Northwestern men at Evanston.
Illinois.
Michigan was the last TO schedule
the Sooners but Parks personal ac-
auaintance with Walter Wesbrook,
western intercollegiate tennis cham>
pion, at the University of Michigan,
Ann Arbor, enabled him 10 book the
Wolverines for three matches May
II. The former Rice Institute leader
ir tennis, NUM-, is also a member of
the Michigan squad.
Friday, May 13, the Oklahomans
jump over to Detroit for three matches
with the Detroit university team. Allan
Devine, junior tennis champion Of
Detroit. is one of the men the Parks
brothers will meet in the Border
City. Indiana university. Blooming
ton, has booked the Sooners for May
"A where they will close the first
full week Of the trip. Two unique
tennis players represent the Huosers,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

henneSsey and Bast9ln. Who are both
soothpaw racquet wieldsrs. prominent
in Indianapolis tennis circles.
The second Week will be opened
with the Illinois university team at
Urbana for three matches. Tuesday
and Wednesday, May Il and is, the
ST. Louis pair. Brown and Satter-
field, Washington University, will
have an opportunity to get even with
che Sooners for the four to one de-
feat handed them on the Norman
courts last fall. The Piker matches
will end the long twelve days trip Cor
the Oklahomans,
The Sooner tennis team will be
made up of the Parks brothers, Ben
and Kirkland, and Forrest Darrough
as an alternate. Darrough was
member OF the Monnet-D -Darrough pair
that made a similar trip into the north
last spring
The last spring trip the Sooners
met Kansas, Drake and Wisconsin
end won every match, broke even with
Chicago in six matches and lost to
the Washington team two to one in
three matches.
The Monnet-Darrough combination
was broken up by the graduation of
Claude Monnet last spring. In the 1920
fall all-university open tennis tourna-
ment Monnet and Darrough were ELI
minated by the .freshman pair. Bus
Harrington, Oklahoma High school
champion, and George OConnell,
Chicago's inter-scholastic champion.
The freshman pair went into the finals
with the Parks brothers but were de-
feated for the Sooner intra-mural
tennis championship.
The present team. according to the
paper comparisons, appears even a
stronger squad to represent the Soon
ers than the 1920 pair that won the
long string OF victories in the north
last spring. The Parks brothers met
most of the men they will play on
the trip when they attended the in
ter-collegiate meet at Cleveland and
the national meet at Boston last sum-
mer I'VE have more than an even
break considering the entire sched>
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
YANKEE PLAYERS
TO HOT SPRINGS

New York, Feb. l5.-Four new re-
cruits. three pitchers and an infieh-
~ have been signed by the New
YORK American league club. cne man
agement announced today.
They are Eugene r. Grsmley. right
handler formerly with Penn. State;
Frank Schwartz, left handed pitcher.
formerly with the Kitchener club of
Ihe Michigan Ontario league. A. ].
Coca southpaw pitcher on the Uni
,srsiiy Of Alabama nine last wear. an,
Jehn WAite, a semi-professomsl third
hasemAh Of New York
Waite Hoyt and Harry Harpes.
pitchers, and wally Schsng. catcher,
all o. whom came to the Yankees
rom the Boston Red sox ina recent
isde planned TO lesve TINS satternoon
for Hot Springs Ark. wheres they win
have preliminary workouts before
joining the Yankees squad at shrevs-
port Ia. Babe" Ruth accompanied
by Mrs. Ruth. will leave suurfay and
Join the trio at Hot Springs
Frank Baker, snird baseman and
former 'homerun king" In q letter
10 Yankee officials. made public to-
day. said he would let them know N
several DAYS whether he would ~
urn 70 the game.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
THOMAS B. CURTIS
FIRST REPUBLICAN
TO ANNOUNCE FOR
CHIEF OF POLICE

Thomas b. Curtis, who has charge
of the Coffee Shop and of the dining
room at Hotel Ardmore, has made his
announcement as candidate for the
office OF chief of police of the city
of Ardmore. He announces subject
only to the will of the people OF Ard
more but will file as a Republican
and his name will appear on the Re-
publican ballot at the primary to be
held March Is.
Mr.. Curtis is of the opinion that
the chief of police should bo an ex-
ecutive officer. That Ardmore is large
enough and that it requires police
chief who is an executive and he ex-
presses the opinion that as long as
the chief attempts to do patrol duty
that the force will not be as efficient
as the protection and peace of the
city requires.
Mr.. Curtis is "a man of much force
of character and he has an enviable
record covering many years Of service.
He enlisted May g. 1898 as private
in the First Regiment Texas Volun-
teers for service in the Spanish
AMERICAN war. he was transferred TO
the 33rd Regiment United States Vol
unteers and saw service in the Phil
ippines.
In the world war he made vol
untary enlistment December 27. 1916.
He was attached unassic,ed to the
recruiting division at Fort Sam Hous-
ton and in January. 1917, was pro-
NOTED to sergeant-major. In May Of
the same year he was again promoted
to second lieutenant. A month after
ward he was made a first lieutenant
without having attended an officers
school He came up from the ranks
by the efficiency he had acquired in
the actual service.
He was later assigned to the u. S.
G. n. A. and placed in charge of the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

+ NCOLN early
l. IN life WAS
eager to make
speeches. He would
commit to memory
and repeat all the
poems and speeches
In. the books he could
find. He would. walk
miles to borrow a
single book. On one
occasion Lincoln
pulled corn for three
days to pay q man
named Crawford for =
Life of Washington"
be had borrowed and
which was injured by
3 nin one night while
Lincoln vas sleeping
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

intelligence branch and moved 10
Galveston in July. 1918. He was
placed in charge of the work OF
guarding Galveston war properties
the ship building yards at Houston
and the Sulphur mines at Freeport,
Texas. under the command Of Major
John +. Wright.
At the close of the war he was
transferred to Camp Logan at Hous-
ton and was made assistant adjutant
to General Guy V. Henry and was
mustered out January H. 1919. He
holds honorable discharges with no
court martials from both the Span
ish-American and the world war serv-
ice.
Justice of the United States in speak
ing OF Mr. Curtis said: He possesses
the highest personal integrity, he Is
an energetic tireless worker and a
most capable investigator He is fair
and honest with those under investi-
cation yet determined to do justice
to the cause.-The served
III MS btlNtSlOH WAR stTNlct uc
was in the sanitary department that
had charge Of the control of liquor
sales and vice around the army CAMPS
and the war offices stated that he
showed can admirable spirit OF will
lingness and was efficient"
The Galveston Wharf Company and
the properties of the Galveston Ter
minal Association were also under his
charge during the trying days OF the
war and these companies expressed
gratitude for his efficient service.
There were no losses of any kind
from fire, from theft or from any
kind of destruction.
In civil life Mr.. Curtis has had
training that fits him for the office
he seeks. He served for six years as
deputy sheriff Of Travis county at
Austin Texas. For two years he
was city detective of San Antonio.
For four years he was investigator
for the Mexican government and was
stationed at Tampico. He has con-
Quoted special Investigations for the
cities of Fort Worth and Dallas.
For the past Is months he has made
Ardmore his home.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to express our thanks TO
our Heighbors and friends for their
kindsS assistance and sympathy dur
ing the recent illness and death of
our husband and father, also for the
many beautiful floral offerings.
Mrs. A. A. Bulard
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Bulard
and Daughters.
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Bulard
and Son.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
Lincoln Reading Law

w IHllE Lincoln WAS storekeeper one day man
w drew up, IN front Of the store with wagon and
asked lincoln II he would buy old barrel. To
obhge vcer Lincoln bought the barrel and paid
him hat q dollar forit When the barrel was empted
compkte-ediiion OF "Blackstoaes Commentaries was
found bincoln eagerly read these famous law books and
his ambition 70 be a lawyer greatly stimulated.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

T n a boat which he
himself had built
Lin c oln scuned
two travellers with
trunks out to q
steamer which was
going down the river
to New Orleans.
When the travellers
were seated ON the
trunks each Of them
threw q silver half
dollar on the bottom
OF Lincoln's boat.
Speaking OF this in
cident years later,
Lincoln said: Il
could hardly believe
my eyes as / picked
up the money. l
could scarcely credit
that |, the poor boy,
had earned a dollar
in less than a day."
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
/ MONG the books

"A that, that isiI ; into into
young Lincoln's
hand when he was
about eighteen years
old was a copy OF the
Revised Statutes OF
Indiana" This book
contained the Consti-
tuition OF the United
States and the Decla-
ration OF Independ-
ence. The reading
and study OF these
two documents made
u profound impression
on the mind OF young
Lincoln.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

The Ardmoreite is authorized to an
nounce Thomas b. Curtis as a candi-
date for chief of police. His announce
ment is made subject to the Republi-
can voters at the city primary TO be
held March 10.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
OKLAHOMA CITY
LIVESTOCK MARKET
,snecial 10 the Ardmoreite)

Especial TO the Ardmoreits)
Oklahoma City, Okla, Feb. ls'-Ca1
tie: Receipts, 800. Calves. receipts
100. Steer market, steady to ID cent
lower. top s7S5. Butcher catue
steady. Cows. Sc. Calves, steady
Stockers and feeders, steady.
Hogs: Receipts, 1900. Market. big
Is cents higher, and top Ss'25; ouiS
1875 TO 1910; stockers 81 and ~.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
GIANTS HAVE FIVE yCATCHERs
SIGNED FOR 1921 SEASON

New Ysrk. Feb. ia--Aiec n. Gas
Ton, the oAtohsr purchased by the
New Xsrk NsfscnAAs from the MI
walxkse. A0srican AspclsssSn club,
has signed q 1871 contract. It was an
nouncsa snaay. The siAnts nv havs
Give hack ssop men. including the
vetgrsns N1lre Oonsals~, FsInk
snyder, and Earl Smauh. CASTOR and
Henlin<. snc.her American ssscss-
lion star of last season.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

ASK THE DRIVER OF THE OLA
MOND 7 TRUCK HOW IT PEk
FORMS. SOLD AND BACKED u
BY STROMAN MOTORS CORPORA
TION, ARDMORE. OKLA. -,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

PLANT YOUR SWEET PEAS Il
FEBRUARY, GET THEM AT FOS
TIERS. ALL GARDEN SEED AM
FARM SEED. PHONE 1,9. L.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

ule," Ben Parks said Friday after he
received the confirmation from Michi-
gan which completed his schedule.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
From Log Cabin to President of the United States
Wrestling With Armstrong

r INCOLN was very strong
and courageous in his
youth. During a wres-
Ting match with Jack Arm
strong, who was the Leader OF
a mischievous gang Of boys,
and after their leader was
thrown, these boys threatened
to attack Lincoln, but his
courage won their admiration
and they became good friends,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

Washington.-The naval appfupfia
tons bills was passed by the house
carrying appropriations Of SssS,00Q. .Q60
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
NOTICE X OF p

NOTICE h OF r
There will be dance in the bal
Wednesday evening, February 16
Music furnished by Mickey's Iazzopa
ters. ADV. Ii.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

THERE IS No USE WORRYING
Adult YOUR SIX O'ClOCK Din
NJ, COME TO rNE ARDMORk
HOTEL DINING j. Room. NOW
ofSH. - -"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
LOOK! S5.E

LOOK! $5.45
GUARANTEED ALL COTTOS
MATTRESS. WHILE THEY LASH
S5.45. McIAAUGHLlNS FURNITURI|
CO., s03 CADDO. PHONE csS. I0-(
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15
NOTICE X OF T

There will be dance in the hall
Wednesday evening, February III
Music furnished by Mickey's Jazzopa|
ters. ADV lo-1
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

Tell it through the Want Ads.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

A REGULAR TABLE DE HOT1
AT S1.OO A PLATE, WHERE! WHY
THE ARDMORE HOTEL DINING
ROOM OF COURSE. u
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-15

Ardmore merchants and other lov-
err Of SPORTS are cooperating with the
manasement OF the local team in =
mcst hearty manner. and aiding the
promoters in fine style.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-01-13

L EN- other place from here / gotta
II frien whosa gotta plenta trouble.
He writa me letter other day and say
he no gotta use for da women now.
He tella one time he was mebbe gOn-
ma getta married somaday. But now
he say he changa da mind seence lasa
week.
Every woman ees too mOOcha dun
no sOmating," he say. "Seema like she
changa deesposish too queeck every
tree, four meenute. Jusa like grassa
da hop when he standa still-nO can
tella how long he gonna be there aEd
eef he jump no can tella wheech
way"
Zen dat letter my frien say he heara
beega noise breaka loose from da
neighbours house. One woman ees
maka plenta scream and yella for help
so lOuda she can. So my frien say
he feeguFe Ola olda man dreenka too
mOocha bOOtaleg and maka prize fight
weeth hees wife.
dat woman yella so louda for help
llka she been killed tree, four times
same place" he write cen da letter.
You know l no standa for dat guy
beata wife, PietrO, so l go over for
mebbe knOcka hees block off, dunno.
My frien say when he go cen da
house dat lady ees beat up worse as
eggs for Ga cake. He say she lOolza
lika been fighta Jess Dempsey and
Jack Weelard same time. So my
frien say he gotta sore and smasha da
husband one place cen da nose. My
frien strOnga for fight worse lika bull
dog.
But was dat time my frien gotta trou-
Bile. Dat lady jumpa hees head weeth
roll pin and almost breaka somating.
She knocka heem down tree, four
times and keeka heem out from da
house. He say nexa time some wife
getta beat up and yella for help he
gonna geeva da help ALA right. He
say he gonna helpa da Olda man do
gooda job. But mebbe my frien ees
right and mebbe ees wrong idee,
dunno
Wot you tink?
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-01-13
HOW DO YOU SAY TT?
By c. N. Lurie
Common Errors in English and
How to Avoid Them
"vERRAL" AND "oRAL."

IT HESE two words, verbal" and
Il "Oral" are misused frequently
even by persons who are careful in
their choice of words. We hear dia-
lOgues such as the following: did
you send him "a letter accepting his
terms?' NO, I gave him verbal
reply"
For the word verbal" in the SEN
tence just quoted, the word "oral, f"
should be substituted, since verbal"
means consisting of Words" and
"Oral" means "by word of mouth" A
verbal message may, therefore, be
given either in writing or in speech,
an oral message only In speech. 1t
should be said, however, that while
grammarians generally make this dis
tinction, and express a desire for its
general adoption, they say also that
the word verbal has been employed
so long and so generally as a synonym
for oral that it is probably hope
less to try to establish the distinc-
ton in common usage.
(COpyright.)
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-01-13
ITnlRDn nHNNnT
LLUI RnU UHNWUI
CHANGE SPOTS
Mr.. DOdson, the oliver Tone"
Man, Tells the TreaChery
of CalomeI.

Calomel loses you day You know
what calomel is. It's mercury; quick
silver. Calomel is dangerous. 1t crashes
into sour bile like dynamite, cramping
and sickening you. CalOmel attacks
the bones and should never be put into
your system.
When you feel bilious, sluggish, con-
stipated and all knocked out and be-
heve you need a dose Of dangerous cal
Omel just remember that your druggist
sells for a few cents q large bottle Of
DodsOn's Liver Tone, which is entirely
vegetable and pleasant to take and is
a perfect substitute for calomel. 1t is
guaranteed to start your liver without
stirring you up inside, and can not
salivate.
Don't take ealomel It can not be
trusted any more than a leopard or a
wildcat. Take DOdson's Liver Tone
which straightens you right up and
makes you feel fine. Give it to the
children because it is perfectly harm
less and doesn't gripe.-Adv.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-01-13
BEAUTY CHATS

by Edna Kent Forbes

stalled. No house should be built
nowadays without such sanitary ar
engagements. Even with labor and ma
terials at their present prices the cost
of putting tank above the house and
a pump to force up water, of running
pipes and putting in some sort of bath
room, is but a small addition to the
cost of the house, and more than pays
for its investment in the increased
value it gives the house, as we'll as in
its comfort and cleanliness.
Arrangements for heating plenty of
hot water can be secured cheaply
And there is nothing else that will
make one feel fresh and fit as the
morning tub. 1t takes all the tired
ness and nstlessness from the body,
wakens the brain and whets the appe-
tite for business. 1t stirs the blood
and rests the muscles.
(COpyright.)
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-01-13
tSFf7 Smm1l w JII Observation-Disclosures
7z65$ 81 D VI VI ISL

very tight place, but he decided he
would better stay where he was and
see if Mr.. Tom would get tired of wait
ing and go away.
Pretty soon the wind began to
swing the weathercock and Mr.. Mouse
chung on for dear life, while Mr.. Tom
Cat, with his head tilted backward,
looked steadily at him, thinking every
minute Mr.. Mouse would be in his
paws. But the wind was changeable
that day, and around swung the
weathercock so fast that Tom Cat
grew dizzy watching it, and before he
knew what had happened he lost his
balance and tumbled off the barn to
the ground.
OF course he, landed on his feet.
Cats always do. And when he had
gathered his senses he looked up at
the weathercock, but Mr.. Mouse had
gone.
Mr.. Mouse was safe on the top of
the barn and was just running into a
hole in the roof, but he stopped to
call to Mr.. Tom Cat 1T Is an i'll wind,
you know, that blows no one any
good, and I happened this time to get
the good"
'"You wait until meet you on the
ground, and it will matter very little
which way the wind blows that day,
l promise you" replied Mr.. Tom, lick
ing his mouth at the thought of the
dinner he had lost.
(Copyright.)
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-01-13
Cash Buyers EGGS TURKEYS POULTRY
JONES-BREWSTER CO., Houston, Tex.
He HAD SOMETHING COMING KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPENS
Postmaster Quite Ready to Resign
After Satisfactory Financial Set
Element Had Been Made.

When J. X. Pauling was secretary
Of the navy he wrote to the postmaster
Of a small village in the South as fol-
lows: "Sir: This department wishes to
know how far the TOmbigbee river
runs up" The answer came back: 'It
don't. 1t runs down." The postmaster
general was informed of the affair and
failed to see the humor of it. He wrote
a letter to the postmaster that said 4:
"Sir: Your appointment as postmaster
is hereby revoked. You will turn over
funds, etc, pertaining to your office to
your successor"
In no wise put out the postmaster
once more took up his pen, and the
postmaster general received this: "The
revenue for this office for the quarter
ending September 80 has been 65
cents; its expenditures, same period,
for candles and Irvine, 50 cents. Please
instruct my successor to adjust bal
ance."
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-01-13

top of the barn Mr.. Mouse would be
somewhere else.
II know you are a very timber fell
low, Mr.. Mouse, but 1 really do not
think you can reach the top of the
weathercock even if you are so spry.'
watch me, then" said Mr.. Mouse.
who was very proud of his spryness,
ind up the pole he ran and was soon
dtting on the weathercOck's head.
BY the time he had reached this
Ugh place Mr.. Tom Cat had reached
he top of the barn, and there he stood
OOking up at poor Mr., Mouse, who
low must stay where he was or come
Town for Tom to catch.
You certainly are a good climber"
said Tom, swinging his tail back and
forth. LET me see if you can run
down as fast as you went up"
Poor Mr. Mouse knew he was in a
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-01-13
John, for Once, Thought Of an EffeN.
tive Comeback" during Little.
Matrimonial Tiff.

Judge Gary of the United States
Steel corporation was discussing MAG
riage.
MANY marriage which began as N
pure love match" he said, develops
into an eternal wrangle. Haven't You
seen marriages wherein the CONTRACT
ing parties do nothing but argue ana
fight and contradict each other over
trifies from daylight until dark?
Il remember dining once with such ],
a menage. When the soup came on
they started an argument about thaa,
price of parlor carpet or some suczeh
ridiculous matter, and the serving OR
the fruit saw this argument ut ItRs
height.
''Then the wife interrupted herselKr
to say to her husband plaintively:
"I don't know what would happen,
John, if you ever agreed with me on
any topic.
I'D be wrong said John. I'd b
wrong"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-01-13
ILL WIND FOR MIR. CAT

ONE morning Mr.. Tom Cat was
~ running through the barnyard
when he happened to look on top of
the barn, and there sat Mr.. Mouse
looking down at him.
"Oh, dear me, Mr.. Mouse said Mr..
Tom, 'how you brighten me. You
should not be up SO high. Come down,
or you may fall and be killed"
Mr.. Mouse knew full well that Mr..
Tom was only concerned about him
because he was out of his reach, so he
replied: 81 am better climber than
you, my good fellow. You could not
even climb to the top Of the barn with
safety, while 1 can easily reach the
top of the weathercocks head and
never be harmed"
"Well, well, you may be right" said
Tom, knowing he could not reach Mr..
Mouse, for by the time he reached the
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-01-13
BeIated instructions.

Mrs. Willis whispering to her hus-
band at fashionable dinner) That one
there is the fish fork, John.
Mr.. Willis-DOn't I know it? I've
fished it out of the gravy three times
already. Houston Post.