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The New York herald., 1921-05-01
REAL CAVE MAN DIDN'T
GO WOOING WITH A CLUB
Chicago Scientist Corrects Some Vulgar Errors About
People Who Lived in the Stone Age-They Were
Artists and Good Judges of Steaks

From his le.ghbors flat there was the
odor of o 4gty broiled tenderloin watt
ed into his niche when he got home
from the days chase. so he simply had
to outdo the neighbors next day In order
to appease the equally observant ana
hungry Mrs. Cro-Magnon.
In the light OF Dr. Riggs's findings
our real cave man isn't going to be the
squat, beetle browed, ape necked. bone
crushing, cudgel bearing Neanderthal
of the last glacial period, matter of
some $4,000 years ago as conservatively
estimated by II. G.. Wells and the SCI
entists who are his authority in The
Outline of History" That creature, We
are told. is extinct
In his place there came the conquer
ing Cro-Magnon. the man of impressive
sta ture, with broad face. pronounced
nose and capacious brain box. the man
who drew pictures for his spouse on the
walls of their simplex apartment.
This is your Cro-Magnon man! If he
preserves his stature approxi1nating six
feet, if he is more high brow than low
Neanderthal brow. he still may be your
cave man-Cro- Magnon. But hereafter
be specific in conlerring the title, for
the stigma of the clubbing. low brow
ina rtist.c, independent Neanderthal will
offend him.
If you must have pet name call hiEl
"Cro" for short.
The New York herald., 1921-05-01
SUCCEEDS VANDERBILT.

NJ y. Patterson. County Judge OF
Roclsnnd county. has been elected
chairman OF the board of managers of
Lotchworth village. a post which Frank
a. vandorilp recently resigned.
The New York herald., 1921-05-01

pleasant is being asked 10 get appoint
ments for a lot more persons than there
are offices for"
Mrs. Leon r. Lewald president Of
the association. introduced Mas Rob-
ertson as the only living Congress
woman of the United States"
At college the undergraduates called
the future congresswoman from okla
homa 10" which Is short for "Lo, the
poor Indian" a term they considered
appropriate because Miss Robertson, her
father and grandfather had been mis-
sionaries to the Red Men in indian Ter
ritory. AS a young girl Miss Robert
son helped make coffins and line them
when an epidemic carried off many OF
the Indians. She herself was stricken
but recovered. II know what ~ Is
10 be cold and hungry and without the
barest necessities she said.
From reminiscence Miss Robertson
turned TO present day problems. with
this adnonition "T'he salvation OF the
country rests with women. II always
did. but you have a much bigger chance
now that you have been flung into poll
tics.
MY platform is Tn a Christian.
I'm an American, I'm a Republican
rye told them out in my district that
those who violated the election laws VIII
go 10 Leavenworth. The women IN
oklahoma have been bulifed and brow
beaten at the polls. And I'm going 70
give my life to seeing that we have an
unrestricted ballot in Oklahoma
When Miss Robertson was 10 she lett
college without an A. b., but years later
Ernira conferred upon her the degree
Of A. M. When she was elected TO Con-
gress she was operating a cafeteria and
was postmaster.
The New York herald., 1921-05-01
MILLER SUPPORTS
DEATH PENALTY
Experience Confirms Belief
That Capital Punishment
Is Essentia
MAKES FLYING TRIP HERE
.Disposes of Many Bills on Way
From Albany and Still
Works.
MAKES FLYING TRIP HERE

After deliberation and in spite of the
mental distress applications for COM
mutation of the death sentence have
caused him Gov. Miller Is convinced that
The death penalty should be retained.
II think It is very serious question"
he said in the Hotel Plaza.
you sat up all night with the Odell
case" he was reminded, referring 10 a
recent reprievc application.
"Of course. that is one of the burdens
the necessity OF examining these cases.
It has been suggested he could be re-
ieved Of that by o pardon board, and
il certainly would be a. great relief to
him.
But as a matter of fact my observa-
ton OF the way the exercise of executive
clemency works has rather confirmed
the notion I have always had that
really the extreme death penalty was
requ isite in many cases. In cases where
the Governor commuteS death penalty
to life Imprisonment. the person whose
sentences is comnluted is very likely to
be released. and it would surprise you
10 know that the average term which
life men serve in prison Is very short.
With the increase in the crimes of vio-
lence | very seriously question whether
it would be wise to do away with the
death penalty. however much that might
suit our humanitarian impulses. It ceI-
tainly would greatly relieve the Exec o.
tive OF the State"
Some one asked him about the en-
forcement of prohibition up Static
whether dt was as drastic as in the chy
Us it drastic down hereT' pari.ied
the Governor with twinkle in his eye
The Governor made a flying trip to
New York In the midst of consideration
OF the thirty day bills, and even then
did not stop work on them
Il disposed of about a hundred on
the way down from Albany" he, re-
marked as he hurried to catch the Lake
Shore Limited late in the afternoon
"and l expect to dispose OF as many on
the way back"
The Governor got down in the after
noon just in time for the signing Of the
port treaty at the Chamber Of Conn.,
merce Then he reviewed the parade
OF boys. marking the end of loyalty
week. and from there went to 'risit the
Lighthouse-Miss Winifred Hohss insti-
tute for the blind, at Ill East Fifty
ninth street 1t Is there they have
what they call the Presidents chair, a
piece OF furniture made by the pupils.
The New York herald., 1921-05-01

Have you modern incarnation Of
cave man in your home? If you think
so. do you consider him Homo Neander-
thalensis, or your pet Cro-Magnon? II
YOU haven't given a thought to classifi-
cation, do so at once. Mere modern man,
in science anyway, is making distinc-
ton In cave man types, and 1t may be
necessary for you to throw overheard a
whole pack Of cave man notions.
Paleontologically speaking Chat is,
apropos fossil organisms) the last word
has been waited east from the Windy
City with the announcement that the
Field Museum of Natural History Is
soon to open the doors Of a new marble
palace on the lake front Certain of the
exhibits housed in this splendid new
structure, it is said are bound 20 pune
ture current, shallow conceptions of cave
men.
DIR. Elmer S. Riggs. paleontologist and
assistant curator of the museum, has
declared that there is no evidence that
prehistoric man did his wooing with a
club.
HE was a good provider and brought
home choice cuts of meat" DR.. Riggs
says. THE caves he inhabited have been
found partly filled with the long bones
of animals be and his family devoured
Bones OF the less choice sections are
never found"
Competition, therefore, is an old story
The New York herald., 1921-05-01
S11,O26 LOST TAKES
IS DEEPER MYSTERY
Jersey City Witnesses Fail to
Shed Light on Crucible
Steel's Payment.

None OF the witnesses VINO testified
before the Mackey legislative commit
tee yesterday in the Hudson county
courthouse dispelled the mystery Of the
$11,025 which disappeared from the
cashiers office of the Jersey City tax
collector. The money was paid in De-
cember, 1917. reported missing in June.
1919, and was the subject of Grand
Jury hearing this month.
James +. Cannon, Director of Finance,
and A. Harry Foley. now secretary to
Gov. Edwards. related the story of the
disappearance. The Crucible Steel Com
pany paid in the money December 81,
1917, at a time when five or six officials
were taking tax payments owing to a
known to Mr.. Cannon about eighteen
months later. Investigation showed no
entry had been made in cash book A.
Some time in 1920 cash book A also dis
appeared.
Although Mr.. Cannon absolved Mr..
Foley, cashier at the time of the defal-
cation, OF all connection with the mat
ter. he was compelled to hold him nomi-
nally responsible. Mr.. Foley turned over
cash, which later was turned into Liberty
bonds for safer keeping.
At conferences with Mayor Hague,
Mr.. Cannon said, it was decided to
postpone the sale OF the bonds and
restitution until a later date because
plans We're then being made for the
present Investigation OF Hudson county
affairs and II was feared the return OF
the money at that time would be given
an unfair significance. The money was
finally placed to the city's credit after
Mr.. Cannon had testified before the
Grand Jury.
Mr.. Cannon also testified concerning
the filling in of the Howell street dock.
in which the c. S. Edwards Contracting
Company played a part. Mr.. Edwards
Is O. brother OF Gov Edwards.
Police Inspector Thomas Wolfe, who
had testified Friday that no policeman
did a stroke of work on his bungalows
at Great Kills. S. l.. remembered yes
terday. on being recalled to the stand,
that Policemen Walton. Sullivan and
Wilson Of the Second precinct came
down there on their days off on sew
eral occasions and helped build dress
ing room outside the bungalows and
also did some other work.
Il rnisconstrued your meaning yester-
day." Inspector Wolfe told John A
Bernhard, counsel for tho committee.
Several officers helped me build the
backshed. A contractor built the bum
galows and these fellows gave him
hand in doing a little work
He reiterated that a contractor had
built the bungalows. Under sharp ques-
tioning he admitted he had gone over
the head OF the mems captain in CIV
ing them permission to leave the city
The New York herald., 1921-05-01
MISS ROBERTSON
TO BRIFY BALLOT
Oklahoms Congresswoman
Says ShWill Send Election
Law'iolators to Jail.

There q advantages ana disadvan-
tages in hg a Congresswoman is the
way Misslice Robertson, Oklahoma's
representve, summed up yesterday
her hnprions since becoming a part
of that Heral body. The only woman
who has seat In the House OF Rep
resentats spoke at luncheon given
by the umne Association of Elmira
Conege the Astor Hotel.
Miss ,bertson's speech was mostly
reminisnt OF the pioneer woman's
college. the days OF '73 and "a, when
she WA freshman and a sophomore.
The vantage of being a Congress-
wona Miss Robertson said, lay prin-
cipanin doing such work as looking
afterae disabled soldiers OF her Con-
gressnal district. THE men in Wash
init treat me with great courtesy
and mdness," she confided. THAI is
plant; but the thing that isn't so
The New York herald., 1921-05-01
BOY, 4, LIKELY TO DIE
FROM THIRD BIG FAIL
Hears Fire Engine an
PIunges From, Fifth Floor.

For the third time in his eventful Il
of four years, Albert Tassadoro, W
lives on the fifth floor at Centre NJ
ket place, near Police Headquarts,
took a plunge to the street and aa
result ne Is near death in St Vince's
Hospital He heard fire engines ID
ran to the fire escape.
The excitement of band passinoy
was responsible for the boys fs
year ago, when he lived at 1A Hter
street. He fell two stories and 5as
cut and bruised. When Albert "
year old he fell two stories from IRE
escape at 60 Hester street but wasnly
bruised.
AIhart,s mother was getting fner
vesteraav and did not miss hinlntil
a call was sent for an ambulance
The New York herald., 1921-05-01
HARDING LETTER URGES
LONGER SCHOOLING
Made Public by Teacher on
LoUer East Side.

A warning to the parents OF The ma
tion's school children against taking
their children from the classroom too
early was sounded by President Har-
ding in q letter to Matthew J. Epstein,
Il teacher in Public School No. 1f7,
made public last night. This school Is
lcca ted on the lower East Side.
The President wrote that he believed
the children should not leave school un-
less under the stress OF absolute nece5-
sity. "Our public schools" he added,
have done and arc doing great SER
vice. but they can never be all that the
nation wishes and needs unless the pa
rents and pupils will cooperate to give
them their full measure OF usefulness"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

= BenuBte @ele9enbeit.
Ar5t Get Ser unteriubnng). ~SSbr
Ser5 16ldat gan5 normal"
Mlte Sungfer Gdn1adteno):
limo iogor fir Sic, SEER 9oftor!"
SIN 3meifel. Sdauipie,
Ter (nod)oem er etmos porbeflomiert
fat, triumpbieren6): Scum, mas ia
gen Sic 81 meinen 5abigfeiten?"
9ireftor elmer @an6ertruppe:
nJamoS, gan5 famoS, mouen -@ie
als 5douipieler ooer als &usrufer
6ei mir eintreten?"
= unbeil. u9u, idau nal!
Sold cine Sd0nbeit bab' id idon
lange niht geieben."
80. sic bat o1ld nit ibrer Sdon<
felt i6n piel l1nbeil ongeltiftet!"
~Sat ii6 jemono elm 2eio angeta1
1bretmegen?"
rMein, ober brei iino Gi@ter ge-
mor6en!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

= @eidaftstun0ig. sies-
bert Smerl ell5er, 6rpn oes @rab-
fuufmam,s gleiGsn Namelas, uladb1
gdrnlaro.! ten. 81 qllalt lih nit Ell.
'ler HeWenaufgabe ab. 5dllebli9
pel1oet er iiA bilfeiudeno an ieilen
yater: Gin &aufnlalm fouft fir
neutrality-suspicious. Warf S9ub-
ieafel. ga Ole 8are i'm @erte
faEt, inuB er iie fir 5uei Grittel
hss GilltaufspreiIes meiterperfanten.l
8eldel @rl0s e%r0ielte er? aannlt
Du mir nidt lage11, maS 90 raus
fonnnt, 4opo?"
uMos ga raussffpm1nt?" lagte
Gduuerisn3er ienior, uOas fann i'd
Sir ctr gerau faoen, 90 fonmt ne
a%usgsmabte Yleite raus!"
@brenerflarung. Sic
gsgen 6rau Muuer ausgeiprobene
geleibiglns betreffs llnge5iefer in
ibrer Mo5nung erflare ib fir url=
mabr, ullo nebme iG 6as nnge5iefer
bier,nit 5llriid. Srau @uber.
= Ger odiudtig g d H.
4er. Softer: Stun, &urt, ba1t 6u
6em fdon ale 6eine Mufgoben &C.
Mad)t?
SHUT: So, MIR III Der Geo.
graphic nod ni9t.
Gater:: Mber marum benn nidt?
Shirt: @ir BADEN Sponien auf
unb cuff Spaniel1 bin i6 b0ie.
Safer: 60? @esGolb oenn?
a1'rt: Sum-. >penn Spanien nibt
norc, 10 gabe es oob aud feine ipo-
n!leheH Nobr1tnde!
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

= 9iberbeits Yentil.
v0ie Sral1 4ommer5ie11rat laBt iebt
i1on gil1laoungen gum aaffeefran3>
den ergeben? Sic lit ood er1t in
pier6ebn 2agen an ser &eibe!"
uSSa = oie fat nalnli9 iebt Elm
9icnItmao6en, Oas in Sen lebten
3mei Sabren bel lieben 9erri1often
mar uno ga lit iie natiirlib 9ela,
0en Biz CUR @rploiion."
- @eeignet. Ser Braii0ent
eines 8ereins fir Mpiatif fat Elm
SSnlerat erloiien, in melbem Elm
tiidtiger Sluglebrer geludt miro.
Sim nabiten Gage eridcint int sc.
i9dfts5imu1er Elm &ololialmeni9.
CON Gll1glebrer, pie Sie i11den,
Ser m1re ide!
ga, baben sic oud5 sic nottpen=
6igen &enntniile uno @rfabrun9?
Set mill it meenen! Sd bin
5bmeriepidtsatblet uno tpor frieber
Sausfne9t bel Sriiner un6 81au,
slbteilung fir @ein- uno 8igarren.
%reiienoe. Die bob id ale irinolid
3 Sliegen ielernt!
- 8eredtigte Sroge.
Scr @iui lit 0o9 Ser geborene
@bemonn!"
uSSa, bait 9u benn i6on mal ei'
1en u%ngeborenen %geieben?"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11
Ser Ba5ifismus getpinnt aud i1n
Sierret6 ltan6ig an 8o6en.

- 8raute. Sabine: 800
fomrnt mei11 8rautigam, Ser Natur.
forider."
Mlice: ~Ga lit mein 2eutnant
aher non Matur forlder!"
- Ge0eb1ite. (Mus elmer
lan6mirtidaftliden 8%eriammlun9).
9ie &artoffeln lie9el1 mir i6mer
inn Magen; id iebe oarum nit 8ans
gen ser na9iten 3ufunft entgegenl
- 2eiber. (slus sem Sabres-
Observation-Disclosures zines oirigie>
renoen &ranfenbousar3tes.) u.....
2eioer erfubr I'M lebten 0uartal
Ger &ronfenbeitano infolge Der al
gemeinen gun1tigen @itterungsber.
baltniiie cine iolde Nbnabme, bob
MIR sic Sdlfte ser 8etten belegt
maren uno 5mei @ilfsmarter emit
la1ien mer6en mubten."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

@hlou. 8afiierer: gu mas
gebrau6en Sic oenn eigentli@ im'
n1er 6ie rellen Gbeine, Die sic bon
mir berlc119en?
8nbbaiter: Sir oas Sausbal<
t~l,nn5gylo meirer 6rau; mii1en sic,
ne1,e 'Sdeine gibt bie nur ungern
-Das 1aet eenue. Gra.
Miiner: vGu marit 6od neulid
bel uuierer Sreunoin gmmD gu Mit.
tog. @ie bot Sir 6enn oos g1ien
gel6medt?"
Srau 2ebman: rSbr Man1 ias-
tie, oos lei sic refine .Slittermoben-
iuppe."
- 8ittere @ilIe. @tiaer
2%iebbaber: "Saee mol, Sribden,
bot 9eine 5bmelter nidt neultdy
ibledt iiber MIDI %aerebet?"
6ritdcn: ~Nein, i'm @egenteil,
als >Eapa bebo1tptete, Sic maren Elm
@iel, bot Sdmeitet @lIa geiogt, mon
borf feinen Meni5ea nod ieinem
Ner,Beren bcllrteilen!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

- Gin @cmii I. Nidter:
~Sic iouen Sbre 5ral, itets nit ser
JG,it unters Slim aciblagcn TO-
ben."
Nnoefloatcr: uGS bat eben ieocr
feline fleinen g%igeubeiten."
= Sorti1ritt. uMa,' 0aS
beutiee 2ultipicl bon &aolcr lit
nod nidt mcbr 10 idle6t!"
"SSo, fcine @isc iino iett idon
bel picl meniger 9aaren berbeige5o.
gen, ais friiber!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11
Cute Mnsfdt.

Sunger 80 ann Gals er iiA
ci ei11em @errn UNI Ole Eodter be-
.uirbt: v3Sunadlt mub id b%efenne1,
oab id stu6lf Sauieroer S9uloe'1
babel"
@err: 50, oas madt nidt$,
uenn ib rur 5m0lf Sauienoe5
Sdl1lben batfr, bas >pare fe!nl"
= 8om &aiernenboe c.
5;Meper, MAIDEN Sic nidt elm 10
oer5nNifeltes @eiidt wie Elm Stot-
terer, Der Die Yergnan1en Gitlaltepetl
1no Yppocatepctl 6ebnmal binter,
chamber iagen lou!"
= SIN 5uruperein II. Turn-
mart (6lt einem Bereinsmitglieoe,
melber @a:1olungsfommis lit unf
loebem einen tooeuoien Sprung iiber
oas Hfero gemad]t bat): v@te
beinen Gin gutes @ebalt bon Sd.
In Gbef gu b%e3ieben?"
&onm1is: .@ieio?"
Gurnpart: $50, i6 BETTE, mern
Is nid)t ser 6an mare, fonnten Sie
teine 10 groBen @prlnge ma@er."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

Cline &1einigfeit. Stun,
,pie gebt eS oenn Sbrem franfen
Mol1ne Deut'?
Na, id) oanfe, es gebt idon ettpaS
better. @eltern NOR er cine Stl1n.
Be ol1Ber 8ett uno bate olt6 ettpaS
Mppetit.
Scum, mas bot CT 6eun gegeiien2
Ct bat cu Subn, 5mei &otelettS
uao Elm Tfu11o Spar9el gegei1en.
Soffentli.3 form ct morget ettpa8
&raftigeres at iid nebmenl
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

-0rudfebIer. Ser gifd.
let nar Elm tiidtiser Marlr, er ent.
midelte in ieiner 8crfitatt cine ia.
ge11reihe G%dtigfeit, Die i'm balb gu
eit1em permogen0en Ma,r1te mad)te.
= 8bpfioIoete Ser Sic.
BE. Srou: 2l1, unier 9oftor er.
5ablte mir beute, DAP fi6 ieoes
Mtom oes menidliden &0rper5 in iie-
ben Sabrcn erncuerte. Sd bin al.
10 gar nidt mebr Die Srau, sic 81,
emit gebeiratet bait.
Mo1m: Gas babe i9 idjon la,1ee-
gemerft!
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

= Ser Sdatgraber, Gin
Mrbeiter grub un0 gr11b Sen Sooe11
INN, als Elm miibiger @affer a1f
i'm 5utrat. Tim mas grobt SIR
oa?" frogte er. Ser Mrbeiter iab
f,tr3 auf unb al1tmortete: ~nm
Gels" vl1m @elb?" gab Ser 3u-
i6auer erltouat 5uriid, uuno", fug-
te ct ip0ttiid bin5u, ~mann glaubt
Sbrs tpobl gu %befommen?" vNa6=
1ten Gonnabenb!" ermioerte Ser SIR.
better.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11
l1nbemuRte @pshei1

- unbemuBte 8osbeit.
Mr5t (5llm1 neuen Diener): uMlio
por SO l1br morgens babe id
Spre6itun6e. Gergellen Sic ni6t,
MIDI gu peden!"
Giener: Tim 11el1n ubr?"
- 9as mi @eibIt6e e.
uM9 &err &e6afteur, i6 beneioe
Sic Inn Sbre Steuung! 80. @el9
elm %beionoerer &ei3 liegt auein i6on
in Dem iogenannten &eoafti onS- &C.
6eimnis!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

-Hroteit. Mutter (iiber>
ra19t eine11 iu1gen War11, mie er
lire Godter fiBt): @ie f0nnen sic
iid erlal1ben, meme Sod)ter gu
fiiien?
Sunser Monn: Sd bab' mir gar
ri1ts erlaubt, enaoige 6rau. ST.
re Eo9ter bat mir erlarbtl
-Bie1iageno. ~Nun, mas
bG1tlt gu BON Ser 8igarre?"
v&alten tue i9 nibts bon ibr -
i'd 1u6e 1ie ober gu pergei1en!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

- Ser 8antoffe1be1b.
81. (ouf einen &errn 5eigeno, ben
GppuS zines edten @ontoffelbel.
benz: vDem &errn @anftli9 liebt
man fem Sitter garni6t anil"
s.: rMber ietne Mltel"
= Die ri9tige M6reffe.
@0bn6en CUR Mutter: uMntter,
mos beibt bas: Ser @iel gebt bot
un?"
M1,tter (o1&smeideno): $50 mubt
gu Deinen 8ater frogetl"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11
uMd, 6rdulein, sic abnen gar
lidt, pie febr i6 MIDI na6 einem
gliidliden &eim iebne.
SD 6enfe, sic itn6 perbeiratet. "
ugben barum."

= Mi@t ab5umeiien. &err
(ein Sraulein auf Der Gtrabe- ar<
ipredeno): u@eitatten sic mir,
%perebrteS 5ranlein, oab id Sbren
SUIT bei6ir1ne?"
5raulein: uMber es regret ia
garnibt, ur6 menn es mirfli6 reg
nen io0te, oann babe i6 ia lelblt
einen S6irm BEL mir, pie Sic 1e<
ben."
&err: uGa11n g%eitatten mir gnai-
0iges Sraulein pieuei4t, oob i'd
Siren Sbirm bebite."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

- @emltli6. Gottor: sta,
8abbuber, mas madt oenn 9ein
&nedt, bat er oie Me6i5in ge1tom-
me11?"
8adbuber: rSa, u nodber bots
eam's are,as i6iar berriifcn II oa
2eib ufforieb'n a TO-"
9oftor: $50, na 6o11n miiiien
mir bolt mas onbers probieren."
- @fIatantes 8eiipie1 I.
n@ie ieltiom sic SiiGe mandmal
geformt iinb!"
nNidt mobr, gum 8eiipiel eir
&oumops!"
Die &loti6bae. Same:
n@os ion id nun ergreifen, nab:
Dem mein Mann ~geitorben iit?"
@err: v@ie mar's NIT ei11cr
49,. Musfunftsbureau?"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

Steben @ie bite auf, man fniet
6od nid)t BOT Meniden!
sic iino meme @0ttin, Sraule;n
9ora!
60? Nuu iA forte INNER, oaB
man Sen @Dttern opferte!
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11


2cioer geieate fid gu Dem porgeriif-
ten Sitter 6eS genialen 4%o>nponijter1
cine tiirfiide IrontnlelfeQent5ii11=
Dung.
- @enug Dobon. v@ie -
Sic morer in bieien1 Sabre rli6t in
Warel1bQ0?"
ugtein, miTen Sic: man friegt
oas Giinnctperben nit ser 3eit DID,"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

Man1 / ITO ANAL a1f s. @elt
fimm, mern' i a Mbpofat, NADIA fann
/ mir meme Hro5elicln ielber fiji
re11!
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

8auer: uSafra, ga fd!d' / met
alte FIN, 1pe11n g ANAL miebcr lire
Mltden friegtl"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

- Saliher 8er6a6t.
Sdneiber: rGeit 5pei Sabren fino
Sic mir immer nod ie9sbunoert
Marf 1duloig, u1l6 ieBt baben Sic
li@ iogor elm 6abrrao angeI6afft!"
S9ulbner: u@er iagt Sbner
oenn, oaB id has- be5ablt babe?"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-11-11

8at = ser ueber5ieber is Sbne,!
gu teier? Set is nod edit englifde
Trie6ensmare! @enn Der MIDI ger
riiien tp6re, Damn fonnten sc 800
Morf bafir be5oblen = = IN
per1t Ser erit eeflidt is, Damn iebn
Sc 1id Dor, Oct man sc MIDI born
&rieasiemin1ller aniiebt!
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-02-05
Every Man to His Trade.

A devoted couple, married short
time ago, took up their abode in
dainty cottage in q suburban quarter.
Everything in the house was the lat
est and gave unmixed satisfaction.
But one evening when the husband
returned he found. to his disgust. that
water pipe had burst. The rooms
were flooded and the carpets, which
were the husbands special pride, were
in danger Of being spoiled.
"Well, WELL" said he impatiently to
his wife, "why on earth didn't you
hammer the pipe up! Here, give me
a hammer and I'll do it in twink
ling"
He got the hammer and pounded
away at a pipe down in the cellar.
When he had finished he paused to
examine the result of his labor. Then,
to his complete chagrin, he heard the
sweetly Gliding voice Of his wife a,
the top of the stairs.
"Howard!" said she, "the gas has
gone out, and the water is still run
ming"
Then he sent for plumber.-An
sWerS.