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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

Why don't you contribute a ding
bat2 Our readers are getting the hab-
it-you might just as well II YOU
haven't. Address dingbsts 20 the Edi-
tor of the boys and girls section. this
newspaper.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
Then Again. Maybe Not

PROFESSIONALISM you examine
a dogs lungs under the microscope
what do you seer"
The seat OF his pants, I sup
pose."-THE PuIcAE,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
Do Flies Sleep At Night3

Yes, all insects sleep. Be sure TO
swat a fly every chance you get.
They're dangerous little fellows.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
ENTERTAIN RELATIVES.

Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Wilson. S.
Union St. entertained party Of II
guests at a o'clock dinner Sun
day evening.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

Regular meeting Tuesday even
ing initiatory degree TO be confer
red. Also first nominations Of Off
GERS Signed.
HARRY LAVENDER. y G..
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

Address news % your club. scout
organization. school or neishborhooo.
or any other contributions, 20 the
Eeitor o. the boys and slrls section,
care % this ncyVspaa@-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
REV. DAVIS GIVES
SERMON ON HOME
FOR MOTHERS DAY
Contrasts Present City Life
With That of the Old
Home Training.

Rev. L. S. Davis selected for his
Sunday morning sermon at the
First Baptist church the subject.
The Righteous Home" In bring
ing forward the lesson that should
be taught by Mothers Day Rev.
Davis asked the question. Are you
answering in your life your moth
er's prayers?"
His sermon in part was:
solomon says. The house OF the
righteous shall stand" II is amaz-
ing what the bible has to say about
the home. All through the Old and
New Tesla are pictures Of
homes Our text says that the
home OF the righteous shall stand.
Not the home of the rich, although
some OF the most godly men and
women are among the rich. Not
the home Of the wise, although some
OF the wisest men and women have
made their homes a heaven. II does
not say the home OF the poor. al
though in many "A humble home.
God dwells. II is the home OF the
righteous that will stand.
The Old Home and the New.
In this country there are four
shrines around which all our rever-
ence and aspirations gather. They
are our country, the school, the
church, and the home. Today we
remember the home. 1 believe that
it is harder to make home in the
city than in the country. II costs
more. In the city only a few can
ever own their own home. and then
too often ii is a home without a
garden. II is the item of expense
that cOmpels people TO let and sub
let, and instead Of one family we
have two. three. or more families
crowded into one house. Family
life and old-time family privacy are
passing away. Under these strange
and sometimes adverse conditions
it is not strange that perils thicken
about the family What is most TO
be dreaded is a warping of ideas
and a dwarfing of ideals.
In the old home the boy was
trained for home life. He had
chores TO do. There were many
things he had to do before and after
school. This helped to educate him
as a family man. The family is his
first school. his first church. his first
society. Growing up in sight and
touch with the home life, he always
has the expectation of a home for
himself
Modern Life Different.
In modern city life the boy does
not get so much Of this education.
There is the kindergarten: he never
remembers his mother as a teacher.
There is the Sunday school: he new
er remembers his father as a priest.
There are no chores. he never learns
TO use his hands at home. He has
no practice at home making. The
things that interest him take him
away from home. All this in a
measure also is true of the girl. II
is the age Of college education for
girls. 1t is a serious question
whether our education train our
girls for home making or away from
home ideals. The young women
know many things, but IL is a ques-
tion whether they can compete with
mother in making a home. To dele
gate the duty of the home to the
public schools is a grave and serious
danger to the home. What girls get
in the average domestic science
course will never nj them for the
high and great position Of home
The Righteous Home.
The righteous home is the place
of purity. The glory OF the home
is the mother. We think OF her
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

Pure distilled water for the home,
or for batteries. price 15c per gal.
Kamm & SchelliuEer Co.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
A FAMILIAR QUOTATION
NNno wrote lN.J
Better late fh6H neVer.

Last one. "Brevlty Is the soul OF
Vit."-William Shakespeare. Ham
let"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
DAILY HARDKNOT

To make the changes IN the fol-
lowing. add the same letter TO the
beginning and to the end OF the
word which Is described For ex-
ample; Change a jump to stores.
Answer shops.
Change a measure of length
10 bright looks.
Change to be indebted to an
oarSman.
3-Change healthy to large
waves.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

Answer to last one: W shington Irv-
ing The words formi = the zig-zag
are: C) whet: 81 tare. CD vast; (D
sash. (5) pain; CD anon. CD grin; go
stem: 90 spot: G0) noon. CID spin /:
G2) wren: G3) vote; C1D pint; 15)
sane; 16) ring.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
NUTS TO CRACK

Why IS a boy who IS raising a
moustzche like a cows tail?
last one: why Is the in the
word civil like the nose on your
face T'-BecauSe IL is between two is.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

WANTED To BUH-5 or room house
Rived Park Must Lo cheap. VIII d.
al cash. Hastings Realty Co. III
Church st. Phone ilislaT aGa Ia II
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

The orientals have cultivated a
taste for our iewelry in preference to
their own. and American statesmen
are reporting a remarkably strong
demand for the products Of the Occi-
dent. This is particularly true I'm
China and Japan Watches Of all
grades are sou ght
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

v AAIED TO BUY -DesirabIe house 1
Mishs.waka about 8 900. can pay SOD
Chsb. Hastings Realty Cca III 4
Church 90. Phone Mishawaka l4l Ia
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
america Will Observe
Disabled Soldiers Week
By Associated Press:

BY Associated Press:
WASHINGTON, May S.-Plans for
A nation wide observance Of the
week. beginning May %, as ma
tional Disabled Soldiers week,
were announced here Sunday night
at headquarters Of the National Dis
abled Soldiers league.
Remember he disabled" will be
the slogan and the announcement
said the week was resignated as a
period for the American people to
pause and give a thought TO the
cOuntrys war Cripples.
The week has been officially pro-
claimed 10y the governors Of seven
states, the announcement said.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

MTSHAWAKA- room house Tor SAD
10y owner. Strictly modern. Fine ~
cation. Cheap IL sold at once. "a
1Ol6 l. w. East
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

Help Wanted-FemnIe

WANTED, WASHINGS- do al m
home. Phone Mishawaka 771 Stl
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
Specials at the stores.

FOR SALE-Yollow tested seed colu NO
the West End Feed Store. SIS W
Sixth 81. Call afternoon and evenings.
L. Talaise I'll
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
Rooms With Board

MISHAWAKA Az. T. GG-Modern
furnished room with board; suitable
for two or three men. Coz T.. Mish-
awake av. St3
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

DINING ROOM SET-Bookcase ana
other furniture; Al condition; must
sell this week. Oh T.. 9TH ST. SUI
LIBRARY TABLET sale. Thursday.
Inquire Mrs. Burkhart, BIG W Broad
way. ST.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09
Rooms without Board

ONE FURNISHED BEDROOM two.
Modern cOnvenienccs; $500 per couple.
~
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

FOR RENT Best light housekeeping
proposition iu city. Carl CastIeman.
224 +. Grove ST. Phone Alshawaka
1913 gtl
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-09

Suits for Women and Misses of Tricotine Poret
Twill and Men Wear Serge braid and embroidery
trimmed delightful suits of the Better grade-and
values to $3.50. Special Sale, each. $500
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19
J. H. THOMPSON.

On Friday night, Feb. Is, 1921
j. H. Thompson died at his home
near Onville, at the age of 70 years
and one day. He was well known
throughout this parish and will be
greatly missed by all his friends.
He was a member of the Baptist
Church of Bogalusa. Besides his
wife he leaves Il children, Sc grand
children and II great-grand-child-
rem. The funeral took place at the
family burial ground, services being
conducted by Rev. D. A. Booth, Oh
February 20, 1921.
Father, thou vert mild and lovely,
Gentle as the summer breeze;
Pleasant as the air Of evening
AS it floats among the trees
Peaceful he thy silent slumber,
Peaceful in thy grave so low;
Thou no more can JON our numb Der,
Thou no more our songs can know.
Dearest father thou hast left US,
And thy loss we deeply feel,
But 'tis God that has bereft us;
He can all our sorrows heal.
THE FAMILY.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19
JACKSONVILLE MOVIES FROM
REAL LIFE.
(By Prof. Roland Morgan)

(By prOf. Roland MOrgan)
Honk! Honk! Give me the right
o-way. Traded that double rivited,
cast-iron head, numbering mule for
soul-stealing one-lunged gasoline
guzzling, rubber tired, tin bodied
quadruped called, when. running
smoothly, "My Car" but when not
running and you crank and crank
until you get swimming in the head,
you call it =! The Pagan
Preacher I got her from told me she
was in good running order. I've
been running and ordering parts
since l had her. I've bought whang
doodles, turtle triggers, hooting an
MES, nibbling pins, ding busters and
Whiggling wheels enough to start a
riot in g Quaker graveyard. She
was supposed to be a self-starter,
but that aggravating assortment of
m.sused metal from Satan's special
store-house wont start her self and
every man that ever tried to start
her went crazy or committed suicide.
I know she is self-stopper, all right
for she stopped just inside my gate
and she is just inside my gate yet.
I rolled up my sleeves to my Adams
apple, crawled up under her, petted
her pet cocks, juggled her Juggling
valve, filled her frying pan with
fresh grease and thought that was
all the matter; got out and UNI
wrapped the kinks out of my back.
licked the axle grease out of my
eyes and cranked and cranked until
my eye-balls popped six inches out OF
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19
BEAUTIFUL BACHELOR ALMOST.
BREAKS UP OLD MAID PARTY
AT JACKSONVILLE,

Teh night was dark and everything
was still;
The Old Maids gathered for an even
ing's thrill;
Rap! Rap! Rap! ,on the door outside,
Who is there? Who is there? shrill
voice cried.
While Miss Thee. Dendinger's deft
fingers were busy restoring the roses
Of youth to the cheeks and lips of
the Bachelor Maids step was
heard on the sideporch and shrill
screams Of delight or fear pierced
the quiet evening when the dear
old girls heard in reply to their
query, who is there, coarse yet well
bred voice answer, just an Old
Bachelor sent from on high. Then
here was rush for that particular
door, and by heroic efforts and his
Herculean strength, he held the
door against their massed attack IN
til he could speak a few words OF
business that lead him to this No
Mans Land on that particular night.
Miss Ruth Cooper wore beautiful
brides dress worn fifteen years ago
when Mrs Oulliber was married.
The dress actually had sleeves in It
and a waist to the skirt, and, O Boy!
it was SO pathetic to behold the fast
fading beauty of sweet little Miss
Pearl Holly appearing in an ancient
brides dress with ruffies, p.eats,
tucks, hens, and train of two box
cars. The orange blossoms in her
hair seemed to speak a message her
heart felt as she walked in as Miss
Blanchard and Parent sang that old
song, 20 Promise Me-" She told
them she was afraid that she was as
near a bride then as she would ever
be. Perhaps It is her own fault, but
she ought not be SO Respondent.
Cheer up, Pearl, when Mr.. Parent
dressed so neatly, finishing with his
wedding hat and tie, and started out
Mrs. Parent and Della found it
strange and insisted on accompany
| ing him, Fearing he could not see
well enough to walk alone. Misses
Adrienne and Mamie :Dendinger left
early-their absence was gerat1y
missed. Poor Pauline had toothache
in her false teeth Miss Nora Holly
and Miss Myrtle Gollehon seemed TO
Think themselves better than others,
| wearing black satin and taffeta.
| They d ID not talk mucr. Wonder il
they were dreaming OF lost oppor-#
tunities and future possibilities.
Mamie Gol1ehon and Almeda Perk-
ms realizing q still tongue makes a
wise head, acted accordingly. Miss
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

their time making cookies instead Of
using their tongues SO much. Mr..
Ta1mage thought Of his children and
did not stop to give us little talk,
which We regretted very much. Miss
Ruth Cooper says she is haunted
with the words, did she cackle?"
Yes, she caekled. Oh, well, now the
Old Maids will wonder how do
Bachelors know what Is worn and
said at an Old Maids Party. Don't
worry, ladies, and remember a still
tongue makes a wise head.
SINBAD THE SAILOR.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

es Smith and Perkins, two of the
youngest present, seemed amazed,
but will learn Wrinkles bring Wis
dom. Poor Grove got SO lonesome,
for school teachers awaken in Grove
memories Of when Miss Lindsay was
a member Of Madisonville's efficient
corps of school teachers. Don't
grieve, Grove, but you must not be
partial to widows. Misses Lucy and
Dora Perkins gave an interesting
talk on the Revolutionary War. Miss
Mamie made some delicious cookies.
Pity more ladies would not spend
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19
METHODIST CHURCH NOTES.

Being extra busy with other mat
tiers, we have failed to write our
notes the last two weeks.
We are glad to note the extra COCOA
attendance and fine interest at the
Poiteyent MIL, Vaudeville and Mad Mad
sonville during our last appointment
at these churches.
Mr.. Parent, of Madisonville, az
companied us to the above mention
ed places, and at PoiteVent's Mil
met manysold friends whom he had
not seen for several years.
There was good interest and at
tendance at Sunday School and ser
wees at Covingon, last Sunday
All will be glad to learn that the
contract has been let for our new
church and work will begin soon.
Mr.. Roscoe is the contractor, and
there is no question but that he will
make good.
The good women Of our Home Mis-
sion Society and their friends who
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

are serving home baked goods at the
Association of Commerce rooms on
Saturdays, are meeting with much
success and encouragement. These
funds are to help furnish the new
church, and the patronage of the
general public is much appreciated.
AS our Folsom revival was called
off for this week we will meet our
regular appointments next Sunday
as usual, including service at Cow
ngton school auditorium at 1880.
LEE R. SPARKS,
Pastor.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

lghtful afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs
H. Smith, Sunday.
Mrs. J. c. Krentel was a visitor
to Lacombe, Friday.
There will be box. supper given
at the Peace Grove school, Saturday
March 26, for the benefit of the
Methodist church building fund. All
are invited to come-girls with full
baskets and boys with full pockets.
Donations to the building fund
will be grealy appreciated. Send all
donations to A. H. Gooding, st. Tam
many, La.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

my head, but this self-starting SON
of-a-sardine can and Ingersoll watch
amt never made grunt. l nn-
twisted her spark plugs and primed
her, she swallowed that gasoline
backwards and when. l cranked her
she got a back explosion in the base
ment and I couldn't turn foose the
crank and she spun me around, loop
ing the loop, until beat the heels
off my shoes and she tore off all my
clothes but my collar and socks, and
when she started snatching my skin
off I hollered murder in the first
degree, and Steve's suffering boy
heard my distress signal and ran
over and asked me ''mm-mu-must l
ki-ki-kill her." and between revolu-
lions told him if he didn't kill her
and she didn't kill me, when ever
! got loose I'd sure as h kill him.
Then he threw pine-knot in her
crank pit and killed her so dead
and stopped her SO short the tail
light flew up and played tag with
the radicator derby, or cap. l then
craWled over and leaned against the
fence and cussed her till / got SO
hoarse couldn't whisper, then made
deaf mute cusses at her-untif wore
the skin off my fingers and left her
with Steve's boy and went to Mil
sons Insurance Agency and took
out one million dollars life insur-
ance. When / returned Steve's- boy
said he could fix her and ] told him
to help his self. First thing this
Ford Fixer did was blowed her horn
upset the seats, put the top down,
pumped up tire and said she'll go
now. knew what was the matter,
But she refused to bulge. Then he
said wait, wait, and I waited and he
crawled under her and started to-
pet her pet cocks and told him /
had done that. Well, he says, per-
haps she has a short circus. Then
he screwed UP one place and down
another, juggled her juggling valve,
primed her and she started off on
three engines mean cylinders.
She was in gear and ran over Steve's
boy and butted me down and jump
ed the fence and went down the pub
lie road exhausting like muzzle load
ing rifles in a Mexican revolution at
presidential selection. Two days
later received a telegram from
Nome, Alaska, from an eskimo ask
ing damages for team of malamuts
this Ford murdered in cold blood.
Fhe careless girl that made appHca-
tion to make this trip sued me for
breach of promise. MY wife saw me
talking to her and is sueing me for
a divorce. Steve's boy is sueing me
for 500 for professional services.
The town has suit against me for
violating the speed laWs-and the
little Ford rambles right on.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19
ST. TANfMANY NOTES.

Misses Melvina Fogg and Lorena
Moran and Mr.. ]. T. Keller were
Lacombe visitors last Monday.
Misses Fannie and Carrie Smith
were guests of their mother, Sunday.
Miss Christina Krentel spent a de-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Master G. C, Thomas, Jr., is still
confined to his bed with measles.
His little friends viii be pleased to
see him out again soon.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Mr.. w N. Patrick made bust
ness. trip to New Orleans, Saturday
While there he visited his nlece',
Miss Willie DIN and Miss Birdie Nc
Lemore.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Miss Judith Hamilton has return
ed from Baton Rouge, after having
spent the winter months there with
her sister, Mrs. Bienvenue.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Miss Juanita Mercadel, of New
Orleans, was the recent guest OF W.
and Mrs. Mercadel and family.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

There will be a meeting OF the
Kings Daughters, at the Community
House, Monday, March 81, at 3:31
O'Clock.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

81 Misses Arthemise and Ruth Traut.
mann, of New Orleans, are guests o.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. ]. Newman.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19
Personal and Local News
Miss Boudousquie, Society Editor

Misses G. Vignaud and Emma De-
witt, Mrs. M. Jaubert and Mr.. Eug.
Sara, of New Orleans, are guests at
the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Chas.
MaSsicOt
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel Hoffman ana
family, OF New Orleans, have leased
the Charropin Cottage for the sum
mer, and have taken possession.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Mrs. Bertha Augaud and Miss
Mimi Laborde are spending two
weeks in New Orleans with relatives.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

MRS, Hardy H. Smith returned
last Saturday from New Orleans
after a week spent there as the guest
Of her sister, Mrs. North Abbott.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Mr.. Richard Cannon left SUNDAY
Tor Knoxville, Tenn, after several
weeks spen at Ozonia, previous TO
leaving for his home in SWlssVale'
Pa. ....$..a
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Mrs. R. c. Richardson has return
ed to her home in New Orleans after
two weeks spent here as the guest of
Mrs. Robert Pollock.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Mr. Robt. l.. Aubert, of Gulfport,
spent Saturday and Sunday mere on
business.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Mr.. w. B. Lancaster, Of New Of-
leans. was a business Vlsllor neie
Monday.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Mrs. w. N. Patrick is out again
after be ng quitessick for two "e st''S'
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Miss Elg'e McLemore, VINO mas
been sick with measles, Is lnlpr roy
ing slowly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

BORN-To Mr.. and Mrs. Wad
Hampton Burns, on Sunday, Marc
10, 1921, girl, Gladys Vivian.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Mrs. r. G. MADDEN has returned
to New Orleans after several days
spent at. her home here.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1921-03-19

Mrs. l.. S. Noise and son, OF New
Orleans, are guests or MI. ana WI =
L. C. Noise and family.