Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-15
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Brief Local Paragraphs Of More OF
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Stories Concerning Folks and Things
Some of Which You Know and
Some You Don't know-Condensed
For Quick Reading,

Gastonia with my wife and others the
other night to see show. When we
got ready to return home the right
front tire on my automobile was fiat
] looked for D. garage man but there
was nothing doing.
Then I remembered that Meek Par
rish, an old York county man was on
the police force up there and | found
him and hold him the trouble.
mo garage men about; but these
boys at the fire department can dof
anything to an automobile" said he.
He got several of them to go over
the car. Assistant Recorder Capps
was at the police station and he came
along too.
well, sir, in a jiffy they had that
tire off, another tube in and everything
all fixed.
Mice bunch-those Gastonia fell
lows"
What You Know?
l. Of what continent is the wart hog
q h1S1fS'
Q. BY what other name is 4 birds
craw called?
3. What number does the Roman
numeral C designate?
4. What is, the source of creosote?
: S. What is q bishops staff called!
G. What state Is popularity called
the salt Lake state?"
7. What state is called Little
Rhody?"
8. Who chose the site for the City
of Washington, d. c.?
9. Where is Washington and Lee
university located?
10. or what two elements is water
q compound?
Answers: !, Africa; =, crop: 3. 100;
T. wood tar; s. crozier; 6. Utah; l.
Rhode Island; s. George Washington;
9. Lexington, Va; 10, hydrogen and
oxygen.
The Song Of Solomon.
will they miss ME at home?
Was King Solomon's song.
He dreaded the rolling pins,
Fifty score strong.
When the wise old king
STAYED out late at night.
He knew when he came home
He had more than one to fight.
He never took EN- riding
In his automobile.
They were too many
For any four wheels.
He maintained a ladies' SHOP
II was not Il success,
BECAUSE they always quarrelcd
About the kind of dress.
The silk stocking bill
Was u terrible expense,
If he had known about cotton :
He'd have never had such suspense.
When he laid down to die,
He told his favorite SON
Profit by my experience
And be content with one.
For while they're charming and sweet
And all of that,
Sonny, they're expensive
They'll leave your pocketbook nat.
Peppery Paragraphs.
It makes woman heartsick ever!
time she has to cut a valuable piece
Of lace.
There may he plenty of room al 'He
ION, but victims of that tired feciinS
never reach II.
The average doctors private opinion
Of the medical fraternity wouluh |
show up well in print.
If YOU compliment some men inc!
win never forget you-inlesS !o"
overdo the thing by lending them
money.
II is nm TO the bookkecpcr to keep
posted.
woman's idea of economy Is u
have things charged.
Consistency is Il jewel which is tn
often swapped for success.
Sahere is little warmth in the mi'-
tTAanded to Il rejected lover.
Host people overestimatc their Sor-
rows and undervalue their joys.
,rh. sword swalluwer should tackle
=, saw occasionally; it would he more
toothsomc.
Beware Of the man who is excess
ively polite. He probably wants 10
make a touch.
Gastonia Mills.
YES, all Of the mills in GaS'o'
county are running" said Gas'onE'
mill man in talking about the tcN'l'e
industry the other day. "l'ui none %
them are making any money just now
That is if any Of them are making
money | don't know it. They are J'iS'
: breaking even but they figure thai II
they can keep on running and break
ing even during Il time like this, Why
they are doing good business
"That reminds me of Il true S'orH
that occurred just last week in one "'
the mills.
'pay day came on July i. That
particular mill WAS about "vrrdrnwl
u, the bank Certainly ther" WASH
enough money to meet the payroll cN-
cent to 80 out and borrow il.
"ChcckS-his checks for goods that
had been sold were due on July ..