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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
HAD THE TEACHER GUESSING
stand, but There Ii Was
in the Book

George surveyed with puzzled eyes
a sentence in his reading lesson. AT
last he raised his hand:
well, George, what is it," asked
the teacher.
What is feebly, Miss Smith,"
"a feeblyl" repeated Miss Smith, in
astoniShed tones. What do you mean,
George? Feebly is an adverb, not a
noun.''
George was unconvinced. Its
something that grows" he said. 1T
says so here"
Bring me your book" said the mys-
titled teacher.
Whereupon George complied and
laboriously read out the sentence:
1.-The man-had n feebly-growing
down-on-his chin"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
Mistaken Identity.

The morning was cold and foggy
when old Farmer Giles and his man
started out TO drive a bullock into the
market. The farmer. being uncom-
monty stout. left the work to his en-
ployee.
After tramping about eight miles in
silence, hardly able to see each other
for the fog, the man was startled to
hear voice in front of him eXclaim :
"We're getting along in good style,
aren't we, Bill?"
"LOrdy," cried the farm hand, "be
that you. master. WhOy. All bin
a-droivin' We for the last hourw
And the bullock had vanished in the
fog, while Bill herded his bulky master
TO market.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
VEGETABLES ENTIRE
YEAR FROM GARDENS
Accomplishment of Women in
One New Mexico County.
Everything Tried in Dry-lsnd Section
and Given Proper Attention
Brought Good ResuIts-Much
Fruit Was Canned.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment OF Agriculture.)
Women in Union county, New Mexico,
are working TO have on every farm u
garden large enough 10 supply the fam
lily with vegetables the entire year.
with a sufficient surplus for each
housewife 10 can or dry enough vege-
tables for winter use.
The United States Department Of
Agriculture reports that the following
is a part of what was accomplished
last year in this county under the SUI
pervision of the home demonstration
agent: y great many vegetables new
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
Products Of Garden in New Mexico

Products Of Garden in New Mexico.
10 the community were tried out, such
as Swiss chard, Chinese cabbage, as
paragus and celery, and fruits like
ever-bearing strawberries, rhubarb,
garden lemons, and other varieties not
previously raised. These were grown
successfully. Grapes, peaches, plums,
apples and apricots have been planted
by many people who had not thought
these fruits would grow in their coun-
ty. This is a dry-land section where
practically no attention has been
given to the home garden.
Everything tried, and given proper
attention, brought good results. Some
failures were reported, due to lack of
moisture and lack of care. Reports
also showed that, besides all that was
used fresh on the table, from $4,000
TO $4,000 quarts of vegetables and
fruits were canned In this county
last year.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
GOOD COLLAR Is ESSENTIAL
Every Farmer Should Plan to Prevent
Sore Necks and Shoulders of
Work Horses.

Now that the busy season is here.
every farmer should make careful
collars on hand and see to it that he
has good fitting collar for every
horse he purposes to put TO work. Sore
shoulders and sore necks on farm
horses are generally caused either by
collars that do not fit or by names
that are not properly adjusted.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
ASPIRIN
Name ''Bayer" on Genuine

Take Aspirin only as told in each
package OF genuine Bayer Tablets Of
Aspirin. Then you will be following
the directions and dosage worked out
by physicians during 81 years. and
proved safe by millions. Take no
chances with substitutes. II you see
the Bayer Cross on tablets, you can
take them without fear for Colds.
Headache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism.
Earache. Toothache. Lumbago and
for Pain. Handy tin boxes OF twelve
tablets cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of
Observation-Disclosures OF Salicylicacid.-
Adv.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
CAREFULLY SAVE DR0PPlNGS
Either Use for Fertilizer or Dispose
of to Persons Who Can Make
Good Use of Them.

No matter how small the flock the
droppings should be carefully saved.
stored. and either used as fertilizer for
plants or disposed of to persons who
can 50 use them TO increase tho fer
iilily OF the soil.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
Candor.

Hiram" said Mrs. COrntOssel,
"don' let our boy Josh write any more
letters to people askin' about summer
board Some of 'em are inquirin'
whether there are any mosquitoes"
AT this time of year he can say,
NO with perfect truthfulness."
"But he isn't satisfied with the SIM
pie truth. The way he answers the
question is. Not vet ~
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
Somewhat Mifed.

What do you think of that fellow
Had the audacity to have his secretary
get me on the wire. l never talk ex-
cept to principals. Why didn't he
call me himself?"
How do you know it was his
secretary"
MY secretary nswered."-Louis-
Vile Courier-Journal
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
PASTURE LAND ON HILlSIDES
II Properly Taken Care Of Steep In
clnes Can Be Made 20 Return
Good Grass Yields.

Many OF our pasture lands are so
hilly that they cannot be used for
cropping purposes. but If properly
taken care Of they can be made 10
return substantially profitable grass
yields.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27

There is nothing more satisfactory
after a day of hard work than "A line
full of snowy white clothes. For such
results use Red Cross Ball Blue.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
8OYearSOld
Was Sick
Now Feels YOUNG After
Taking EatOniC for
Sour Stomach

II had sour stomach ever since / had
the grip and it bothered me badly
Have taken Eatonic only a week and
am much better. Am so years DID,"
says Mrs. John Hill.
Eatonic quickly relieves sour stom-
ach, indigestion. heartburn, bloating
and distress after eating because IL
takes up and carries out the excess
acidity and gases which cause most
stomach ailments. If you have tried
everything and still suffer, do not give
up hope. Eatonic has brought relief TO
tens of thousands like you. A big box
costs but a trifle with your druggists
guarantee.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
COLDMEDAI
y EEl11YE "

bring quick relief and often ward of
deadly diseases. Known as the national
remedy Of Holland for more than 200
years AL druggists, in three sizes.
Look for the name Gold Medal every box
and a=-e7t 10 imitation
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-05-27
SLOW
DEATH

Aches, pains, nervousness, diff
Guilty In urinating. often mean
serious disorders. The worlds
standard remedy for kidney, liver,
bladder and uric acid troubles
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-05-17
TRY TO SUBMERGE
POLITICAL PHASE
Presbyterians Gather for 133d
General Assembly.
Special TO The Times.

WARSAW, Ind. May 17.-Delegates
arriving here today for the one hundred
and thirty-third assembly of the Pres
byterian Church, which opens Thursday,
were greeted with an undercurrent' Of
political talk.
One Of the first questions arising viii
be the election Of a moderator to sue
coed the Rev. Samuel S. Palmer OF Co.
lumbus, Ohio. This position is one Of
high honor in Presbyterian circles and
Is always sought by many candidates.
zLother election in which politics is
involved will be that OF stated clerk to
succeed the late Rev. ". H. Roberts OF
Philadelphia. who died since the last
general assembly. The post OF stated
clerk is considered the highest individual
position IN the church because OF the
authority. honor and salary it carries
and this also is the center Of a miniature
political contest.
Most Of the politics, however, is under
the surface because at the 1918 assembly
there was such an open Scramble for
ONCE that a delegate denounced the prac-
tice Of the man seeking the Office" and
nominated John Timothy Stone OF Chi
cago as moderator He was elected and
the denunciation OF politics at that time
caused the office seekers to cover up their
Efforts
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-05-17
MORAY URGES ALL
TO WEAR MEDALS
Requests Wearing of Victory
Emblems Memorial Day.

A request that every veteran of the
World War wear a victory medal Memo
rial day has been made by Governor War
rem 7. McCray. who is cooperating with
the, Government z urging veterans 70
Apply for the medals.
The honor of wearing this token of
appreciation from the Federal Govern
ment should be considered and highly
priced by the men Of this State who
gladly gave their services to their coun-
try and State when necessity demanded
It." the Governor said.
Every veteran Of the World War is
entitled to a medal and may obtain one
on application. In order tc facilitate
their distribution the State has been d.
vided into districts with a headquarters
at which medals may be obtained in each
district. The branch headquarters are
situated in Gary, EIkhart, FIT. Wayne,
Lafayette. Kokomo, Frankfort, Muncie,
Indianapolis, Terre Haute, ShelbyviIle,
Bloomington, Madison, New Albany and
Evansville.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-05-17
"TIZ" FOR SORE,
TIRED FEET--AH!
"Tiz" is grand for aching, swol
len, tender, calloused
feet or corns.

All! what relief. No more tired feet
no more burning feet; no more swol-
len. aching, tender, sweaty feet. No more
soreness in corns, callouses, bunions.
No matter what ails your feet or what
under the sun you've tried without get
ting relief, just use "Tiz." "Tiz" is the
only remedy that draws out all the
poisonous exudations which puff up the
feet. 'Tiz" cures your foot trouble SO
you'll never limp or draw up your face
in pain. Your shoes won't seem tight and
your feet wiz never. never hurt or get
sore and swollen. Think Of It. no more
foot misery, no more agony from corns
caliouses or bunions.
Get a tox at any drug store or depart
ment store and get instant relief Wear
smaller shoes. Just once try "Tiz." Get
a whole years foot comfort for a few
cents. Think Of it.-Adyertisement.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-05-17

1t is believed that Yam Sims has the
only listening mule in captivity. Very
frequently, he says, when he takes Miss
Flute Belcher out driving, the mule
stops, throws back its ears. listens a
minute, then shakes its head and trots
on.
Atlas Peck is thinking about moving
to Rye Straw, but there is not q vacant
house in town now. Some public spirited
capitalist ought to put up a vacant house
or two.
The Dog Hill Preacher has been asked
to go over into the Calf Ribs neighbor-
hood and preach 8 trial sermon at the
church. and if he suits the congregation
they viii make him an offer. They don't
seem to like the preacher they have, as
he says what he thinks.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-05-17

HARTFORD CITY, Ind. May 1.-THE
farm residence Of W. A Daily, six miles
east Of this city, was burned TO the
ground late Monday with a loss of 5000.
The cause is not known
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
COALITION HAS
NEWSLATEFOR
GERMAN CABINET
Socialists Congress Program
Has Approval OF Other
Political Parties.
BY FRANK K. MASON,
I. y, a. Staff Corresponde mt.

BERLIN, Sept. 21.-Important po-
litical developments which may bring
about complete reorganization of the
cabinet, when the Reichstag convenes.
were brewing in Germany today.
The Socialist congress at Goerlitz
took important decisions regarding the
rebuilding Of the cabinet and decided
to enter a new ministry. II the plans
now in hand work out to fulfillment,
the next cabinet will be Of coalition
make up.
ment was made up by the Socialists
as follows:
New Slate.
Chancellor. DIR. Loebe. now president
OF the Reichstag.
Secretary Of state for foreign affairs,
DR.. Gustav Stresemann, leader of the
German Peoples party. which has just
formed a coalition with the Socialists.
Minister of reconstruction, Walter
Rathenau (the present incumbenU.
Minister of interior, Herr Grad.
nauer. p
No one was assigned to the ministry
OF finance, but II was decided tifnt he
should be Socialist.
Approved by Other Parties.
Most Of the men selected by the So
cialists are said to have been apr oved
ty other political parties.
The position of Chancellor Wirth
has become difficult, owing to the do
mestic developments or the last six
months. ana especially the antagonism
OF, the capitalists to his tax program.
1t 10 reported the Centrum party
will withdraw It's support from Chan
cellor With when the Reichstag re-
convenes, which would make his resig-
nation virtually certain. Without the
Centrists behind him, the chancellor
would occupy a weak position In the
Reichstag.
The coalitionists favor DIR. Rosen,
the present foreign secretary, as am
bassador to Washington. Before TAX
ing the foreign office portfolio, DIR.
Rosen formerly he was known as
Baron Won Rosen) was German ambas-
sador to the Netherlands.
The political pot il still boiling in
Bavaria, following the resignation of
the Bavarian cabinet. Advices from
Munich indicate that Count Lerchen-
field may be the next premier Of Ba-
varia.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
DISCOVER SECRET CAVE
LINKED WITH HISTORY

HONOLULU, Sept. 21.-Light has
been thrown on some Of the events
connected with the subjugation Of the
Hawaiian Islands by Kamehameha the
Great In the latter part of the eight
zenith century through the recent dis
covery OF a cave arsenal in the great
crater of Halsakala In Hawaii Ma
tional Park. The cave, which contains
stone hatchets and spearheads as well
as a supply Of the round stones used
in sings, is believed to have lain I'M
touched for over a century, or since
the people of Maui fled down the
slopes Of Haleakala after falling to
Iepulse the invading armies of Kane
hameha.
At the present time the exact
whereabouts of this underground
.Sorehouse II held a secret by three
Honolulu business men, who believe
themselves to be the only men In the
islands aware OF the caves location.
They plan to divulge their secret to
the superintendent Of the newly dedi-
Gated national pank upon his appoint
ment.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
BY FAY KING.

NEW YORK, Sept. 21.--When q
genius with his high-br0w babbles
plays on the visitors lot all the
temepramental maids and matr0ns
cluster around him and gobble up
every word he utters and sigh over
his poetic brow, long hair, and
sad eyes.
Some one Of them has seen his
wife, and when she describes the
poor hard.wOrking soul who had
starved with him through the early
years never slowing up on the
Homework and rolled oats, they
are driven to despair to think
be hampered with such cold clod
Of q wife.
They all declare that she surely
doesn't understand him. What he
should have I'm his life Is q woman
Of fine fiber and much emotion
who will respond to his every verb
and adjective.
Poor foolish things, do they think
that genius wants to sit around
and write verses to his own wife?
No, indeedie! He's married to just
the only. sort Of q wife q genius
ought TO be married TO. What .
genius needs h a wife who can 20
right on with the dinner dishes
while he raves over winter, .beauti-
full winter, In seven stanzas.
A practical woman who Sees that
his shirts 20 TO the laundry and
that his socks are darned and who
sees not the poet, but the man who
needs new underwear and can't
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
rHEATERs IN TRENTON
WILL CLOSE ON SUNDAY

TRENTON. Sept. 21.---Foilowins the
Dismissal by Police Justice Geraglity
Of complaints filed by the Trenton
police Department AGAINST eleven
theater managers and employees charg-
ing violation OF the "blue laws" by
opera ting motion picture houses on
sunday, Il was announced today that
no attempt would be made for the
present to reopen theaters on Sun.
day.
Theater managers win wait until
Chancellor Walker shall have passed on
their application for an order restrain.
ing Sheriff Walter Firth from further
Interference with Sunday movies.
The police complaints were dismiss
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
It's Easier to Kid Him Than Cook for
Him, She Warns.

find his collar button.
DO you think for . minute that
he could be SO affable and charm
ing II she hadn't started him out
well fed and warmly clothed.
A genius can't be bothered rum
ming to bargain sales. But he has
to have clothes. Sad sort OF .
scene II the genius breaks shoe
string and wife hadn't another On
hand.
A genius may be . parIOr pet in
public, but he Is same as any other
guy when IL comes TO needing .
shave and shoe shine, and the
DANES that dangle around after
him at the musicale wouldn't last
long as o steady diet II they stood
around gasping with glee instead
of frying said genius some bacon
and eggs for breakfast.
A social lion must be married TO
q lion.tamer. She's got 10 be the
sort of woman that can send him
out to o tea fight knowing full
well that o steak and onions will
bring him home a-flying.
She knows that lamb stew is the
best inspiration after all, and II
those who burn incense for him
could only see the mashed pOta-
toes and brown gravy upon his
artistic soul they'd realize that the
dame In dim lights and cigarettes
doesn't count one 10 three with the
wife who furnishes the real gas tor
his engine.
The next time you fall for .
genius Just figure that It's easier
to kid him than cook for him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
FACES II CHARGES ON
LABOR LAW VIOLATIONS

BALTIMORE, Nd. Sept. 2i.-For
alleged violation Of the child labor
laws, John C. Taliaferro, managing
director Of the Continental Can Corn
pany's plant at Faystte and Eleventh
streets. Highlandtown, will face
forty-one charges this morning In
the Eastern police court.
The warrants were sworn out by
Sergeant James Simmons. at the in.
stigation OF William ID. Bloom. in
spector Of the State Bureau Of Labor
and Statistics. II ID alleged that
Taliaferro had employed forty-on
girls and boys below the legal age
limit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
RIP VAN WiNkLE FAILS
TO MAKE GOLD BRICK SALE

CHICAGO. sept. 2l.--Gold bricks
were once the ''iorelie" Of bswhisk-
ered eentismen from the sticks"
But Joseph caceavaiio knew moth
ing OF precedent. He tried to sstl
two TO a Iiaistsad street pawnbroker.
At least Abe stein. the broker. who
had caccavallo arrested. said the
youth asked $500 for the pair.
al bought the bricks from a young
man an the South Side" Caccavalio
told Judge Jacobs. II only wanted
them priced"
fiscated the bricks. .
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21

Thomas Ross. 1915 Cuba street. who
was on an errand for his mother.
Sunday Markauski was locked up
with two other boys on charge
of stealing $50 from the home of
Stephen Furman, 100 Haubert
street, and Saturday he was caught
on charge of stealing bicycle
from some one unidentified. In each
case he was released for a hearing
in the juvenile court.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
HIT HER WITH SKILLET;
BROKE Welded BLISS

CHICAGO. Sept, 21.--HelpinS his
wife cook supper" led Fred Wolff, .
Chicago salesman, into the divorces
court. Wolff. according to his wife,
acted like wolf In the kitchen
OF their home. When he struck her
with q frying pan II broke up their
five years Of marital happiness.
1T heard pots and pans being thrown
around" Mrs. Wolff told Juge Lewis.
MY husband got 30 angry that at last
never made up after that"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
Bedroom

Mahogany Dresser. Regular price,
$119. September Sale price, $3.50.
Chifforobe to match. Regular
price, $118.50. September Sale price,
$3.50.
Toilet Table to match. Regular
price, SOL. September Sale price,
$51.
Full-size Bed to match. Regular
price, $10S. September Sale price,
SIS.
Special Gray Dresser, STATS.
Special Figured American Walnut
Dresser, $65.
3-piece Walnut Bedroom Suite,
consisting of Dresser, Chifforobe and
Full-size Bed. September Sale price
of suite, $l45.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
BOY ARRESTED FOR THEFT
THREE TIMES IN FOUR DAYS

BALTIMORE. Nd, Sept. Ill
Stanley Markausld. eleven years old,
11o7 Decatur street, was arrested last
night by Southern district police FIR
the third time in the last four days.
Last night he was charged with
stealing 80 cents from eight.year old
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
ADVERTISEMENT.
Exhausted
Nerve. Force

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Nuxated Iron also contains the principal
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force, and 10 therefore q true nerve and
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at all druggists.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
Drapery Department

Special lot of stock Window
Shades, SO inches wide and 2
yards long, mounted on guaran-
teed spring rollers, fixtures
complete. To close out at, each
S5c. it,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21

cd on the ground that action should
have been brought In the civil rather
than In the criminal courts.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21

Tapestry Couch Covers, go
inches wide and full length, re-
versible, Oriental designs and
colors. Regularly $3.50 and
$500. To close out, $3.50 each.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
The Linen Shop

500 dozen Madeira Hand Embroidered Linen
Tea Napkins, finest linen and embroidery.
11x11 in, scalloped edge, $40 value, doz., $s.25
13x13 in, scalloped edge, SIP value, doz., $3.50
13x13 in. scalloped edge, $40 value, doz, $3.50
l9x1S in, scaloped edge, $22 value, doz., $15.25
Special values on Utica Bleached Sheets and
Cases; sizes mentioned are torn sizes before hem
ming. 81. "'.' ~
Cases, 45x36 inches, for, each. ........... 44c
Sheets, 63x92 inches, for, each. .... $1.62
Sheets, 72x96 inches, for, each ........ .$1.63
Sheets, S1x9O inches for, each. 1882
Hemstitched Mohawk Pillow Cases, 45x36
incl each 4Ss
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21

100 Madeira Hand Embroidered Linen
Scarfs, scalloped edge elaborate hand wrought
designs on finest linen, 1896, 18x45 and 1884
inches. Actual values regularly $500 to $21.OO
each. Special, each $1,000.
200 Madeira Hand Embroidered Tea Sets
Center Piece, Plate and Tumbler Doylies, finest
linen embroidered in beautiful designs, scalloped
edge, ribboned and boxed.
$1,000 sets for $s.75 set, $500 sets for
$11.00 set, $3.50 sets for $l275, $500 sets
for $500. ...
20 Madeira Table Covers, 45 and 54-inch
diameter, slightly soiled by handling; values up
to $500, for $3.50.
~ Regular Marked Price
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21
Body Brussels
Rugs
9x12 size. September price,
$3.50.
Lnlaid
.Linoleun1

September price, square yard,
$1.35.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21

The choice value foods
Of pure cereals--ready-
mixed for making PAN
cakes, waffles and muf-
fins. Simply add water
or milk as directed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-21

These splendid hams
are proving 70 be just
what housekeepers want.
Down goes the price.