The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-17

what do they use cloves for now
adays7
A punch in the nose is worth two
in the gizzard.
Get what you need first and what you
want afterwards.
We'd rather play croquet; you can't
lose the ball 50 easy.
oh, boyl You ought to see the full
house that Jack built.
Never heard Of a guy wearing out
pair OF boxing gloves, didja?
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Etiquette, like love, Is very nice
thing until it begins to spill over.
Anything can be done; it is simply
matter of hnding the right man.
o.
Not much OF anything happens until
you take off your coat and make it
happen.
A guy VIII spend all day looking for
his golf ball. but when the wife wants
him TO find the can opener, oh-o-o-o-o!
Nowadays when a fellow reaches for
his hip pocket you can't tell whether
he is going to shoot you or poison you.
o.
Charley Moran, coach of Centre col
lege. the conquerors OF Harvard. goes
from the ridiculous to the sublime.
Charley is baseball umpire when not
coaching.
He wasn't much on bowling,
But he knew the ball was round.
And that the ten pins set straight up
And you had 20 knock them down.
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The pitcher on a hunting trip
saw = squirrel and burned IL.
Missed four shots and then he yelled:
Take your base-you've earned 81"
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During the period Of sugar PROD
teering. q favorite way OF passing the
buck WAS 60 blame Il on high prices
charged for raw sugar In Cuba. Henry
A. Rublno. big sugar man in Havana.
checks up and finds that two-thirds OF
the Cuban sugar industry is owned
BY Americans. This gives Cubans a
clean bill OF health. IL teaches you
something about alibis.
Raw juice from saueriraut, shaken
up with ice makes a cocktail with
real kick. says George r. Wolf. presi-
dent Of Chicago hotelmen. The chief
difficulty Of prohibition is that Mother
Nature turns almost every kind OF
food into alcohol. If you catch ii at
the right moment Candy fiends pa.
thologically are mild forms of drunk
ards, though they rarely know it.
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Pennsylvania railroad announces
that it has about 100000 stockholders,
65.71o being women. Average holding
is II shares for each stakeholder. The
thing called capital Is a system Of
millions Of units, banded together into
a big organization. like coral reef
Ownership Of wealth in America still
is. in the majority. in the hands of the
people Every person, with money in
the bank, is part OF the capitalistic
system.
The Frankfurter Zeitung says that
prices in Germany expressed in marks
90 times higher than In 1914, but
wages are only IL to Is times higher.
The difference explains why Germany
can undersell the rest of the world IN
the export trade. German exporter IS
having smooth sailing. but it is tough
on German labor. Standards of living
are lower. beyond the Rhine
Planning meais-and doing Il 70 sat-
isfy every member OF the family, also
keeping the diet balanced--is the
housewives most difficult job. often
she is pubbled. what to prepare. wishes
there was something new to cook
Pick up an egg. Turn TO the cook
book. You find that an egg can be
prepared At least 90 different way
There i variety FOR you. Few women
got the full possible value out of their
cook books which are, 40 homes what
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