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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16

That Tanlac In "a wonderful modi.
cino for delicate children In conclus.
lively proven by tho remarkable re-
suits accomplished In the cases u
tho three rhiidron shown In this pie
turc.
Little Blanche Blair. OF Proyl-
dcpcc. Il. l., age 10. gained 10
pounds: Regina McCnbc. at right,
age o. OF Scranton PA. gained Is
pounds. little Richard Lehry. Jr.. OF
Philadelphia. who was very delicate.
In now In fine robust health. Tho
statements made by their parents,
are ns follows:
Mr.. A. NJ. Blair. residing at 90 At
wood street. Providence, Il. I. said:
Nv. are just so happy over the
change TRnlhc has made In our little
girl that We cant do or say enough
TO show our appreciation. She had
lost nearly 30 pounds IN weight and
looked 30 frail and weak that her
mother and were both almost wor-
riod sick over her condition. Since
taking Tanlac. she has already gain
ed 10 pounds. her color Is better than
II ever has been and she looks and
acts like a different girl"
Mrs. Catherine MeCabe. ~ Dick
ems Ave. Scranton. Pa. said: The
'flu' left my little Regina In such a
bad condition that ! have no idea
she would be with us now II Il hadn' I
been for Tanlac. II Is a mystery TO
me how she lived on the little she
was eating and was 80 iifciess she
never even cared to play with the
dolls and toys she got at Christmas.
Since taking Tanlac she is as hardy
and well as any child could be and
has gained 10 pounds In weight. J
will always praise Tanlac for rcstor-
INK our little girls health"
Richard Leary. 23te Falcthorpe
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16
GENERAL GOETHALS To
SURVEY COLUMBIA BASIN

OLYMPIA, Jan. 14,-Negotiations
will be closed Immediately with Gen
eral Goethals to undertake a survey
OF tho Columbia Basin Irrigation pro-
tect. Director Scott announced, The
hSiitrnct provided n price NJ sso'ooo'
he said.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16

Little Pansy peayish says tho last
quarrel her parents had was because
mamma wants to run for the legisla.
ture. and papa said she ought TO be a
sheriff.
Our Motto-ono 81 them, anyway
--is Cream. not skim-mllk"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16

Ted white aayH the most danger
IL marrying Elfl OF the theatrical
typo Il that when you come home
hungry she viii give YOU song and
danes.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16

What stunned those delegates
probably, was the proposition to
prevent war by agreeing to scrap
Manila Bulletin.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16
~ TIE Fountain.

what IN thlH7"
"a fern sundac. Ice cream on n
fern Jcnf"
DO you eat the forn7"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16

n. u MortonBon says sometimes
marriage Is tie and sometimes one
sido wins,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16

15cs Reduction on Mems Wool
Shirts aud Swentcrs--K. X, X, Store
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16

Sheriff Low says prohibition has
proven quite succcssful IN spots. Hut
where are the spots'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16

TN''FINE VVVIIN
The man In III" next flat must
be making homo brew"
why" NJ
Our reaches are returning In an
intoxicated condition
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16
POM!

In love one never should make haste,
So expert wisdom tells;
Just grab her round her yielding
waist
And sqcczc her till she ycllS.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16
And Now They arc Kidding la"

Upper Rock Creek Cor. Mccrcary
County Ky. RecordD
Mr., and Mrs, Joe Kidd are the
proud parents OF new son,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-16
The Office Cat
BY JuNius
Twenty -Four Inches

Tcnchor--A blpod IN anything that
goes on two feet John nnmo one.
John; A pair Of stockings
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

is wet" trend, as evidenced by results
in Buffalo
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

not love. In the end, true love wins, as
it should, you know.
Belle Baker is one of the interesting
people on the current bill at Keith's.
1.-THE Rose Revue" is the present head
line offering at the Lyric.
The Rialto is offering a vaudeville bill
this week of eight acts.
The Park is offering this week must
cal extravaganza called "Follies Of New
York"
Among the movies on view today are /:
Riding with Death" with Buck Jones,
at the Isis; 1.-The Queen of Sheba" at
Loew's State; Zone Arabian Night" at
the Circle" Gods Country and the Law"
at the Alhambra 1.-THE Speed Girl' at
Mister Smiths; MADE in Heaven" at the
Colonial; 1.-THE Fall of Babylon" at the
Broadway and "a Man from Nowhere"
at the Regent.
On Monday night, 1.-THE Whirl of New
York" will open a weeks engagement at
the. Murat. The Shriners have purchased
the entire house for the opening night.
All other performances are open to the
public.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11
HERE is A GENTLE TIP FOR ALL
Smooth as Silk Is Bully Entertainment

Crookedly speaking. If you are going to
be Crook" then be a high class crook
/ Don't stoop to snatching pocketbooks.
That's just mere play. Crack safe
under the auspices of the bulls, p"
(meaning the police and in the end the
reward lin stage plays only is a pass
port to another climate. (Horrors don't
try this formula unless you are in a
play.) That's the latest theory of Will
lard Mack, the champion little crook play
writer in this country.
His latest sample Of this sort of stuff
opened a three-day engagement at Eng
lish's last night before one Of the largest
theater parties of the season. Members
of Sahara GrOtto and their friends were
present at English's last night to well
come Taylor Holmes as SILK Mullane in
Smooth as SILK"
Mr.. Mack this time introduces the pa
iron of "crookology" to Nellie Daily,
Boots" Garcia, "Snap" Graham, Mooney,
Johnnie Daily, silk" Mullane, Big
Frank" Powers, Freeman Holding,
Bloggs Rosina (the vamping croOk)
and Taxi Johnny. Some are crooks
and others are police officers. The
paths of all in this play are more or less
crooked.
And yet the whole gang will give you
one of those grand and glorious evenings
in the theater. You will see the work
of an expert in making crook plays. You
will see finished actors playing each and
every role in the show. The cast, in ad-
dition to Mr.. Holmes, includes Jane Mar
bury, Shirley Warde Don Mortified, John
G. Sparks, Mike Donlin of baseball fame,
Ben Roberts, Joseph Sweeney as Free
man Holding Ia splendid characteriza-
tion,) George Lyman, Eleanor Kennedy
as Rosina, who is "Jimmy's best set of
furs," and Royal c. Stout as Jimmy.
1 made up my mind early during the
progress of the show last night that /
was not going to tell the story of this
play. The value of going to English's
today or tomorrow lies in the fact that
you know nothing about the story. If
you have faith in my opinions of things
theatrical, then go to English's for the
balance of the week confident that you
are going to have a grand and glorious
time getting acquainted with silk" Null
lane and his gang If you have any red
blood in you land I know you have
gallons) you will be sitting on the edge
Of your seat during the entire show. If
you don't come near falling out of your
seat in the big third act-oh, well then
take out your knitting and stay home.
Concerning Mr. Holmes, l will say that
his work is finished and he viii COM
mand your interest from his first en-
trance until the last second Of tha play.
He works every minute that he is on the
stage. His manner is easy and convinc-
ing ard before the evening Is over you
probably will wonder II your safe is
really safe. l find "Silk" Munane in
the hands Of Mr.. Holmes one Of the most
enjoyable crook characterizations l ever
have seen on the stage.
It is not often that recommend plays,
but I am going to indorse Smooth as
Silk as the best all-round crook play
have witnessed in the last eight years. I
am not forgetting kick In" within
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

My salesroom and tailor
shop occupy most of this
building. The entire Sec
ond floor is devoted to the
tailor shop. The ground
floor room on Massachu-
sets avenue is where these
ready-to-wear clothes will
be sold.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

Marie Dressler 1 had done the 'vir-
ginia Judge only in the Green Room
Club but never in public. Miss Dress
Ter suddenly became i'll and 1 was pre-
vailed upon to do the Judge in her
absence. 1t was all an accident. The
time arrived and had to do something.
did do the Judge and held up the
show. Since then I have presented the
Judge on both the Keith and Orpheum
circuits, have appeared in London, in
Australia, Cairo, China, South Africa in
two world tours
'I have appeared before the late King
Edward of England and he laughed at
the Judge, until his sides ached. About
three years ago 1 appeared before Lloyd
George, Grand Duke Nicholas, Lord Bal
four and others at a private perform
ance. They laughed as much as a gal
1ery audience does in New Orleans"
Clean comedy is universal. 1t is as
wholesome as a new born babe. That
is the reason that The Virginia Judge
has lived for years on the stage when
others pass away. Those who cannot
get to the theater and thousands that
do, have the Virginia Judge on their
talking machine. Mr.. Kelly makes more
money from his records than he does
on the stage.
RATHER DIFFICULT
DURING THE WAR.
This thing of making the people
laugh during the war was a, tough bust
ness" he said. THE hearts of mothers
were heavy with sadness, but they
brushed away the tears for while and
laughed with me-"
Mr.. Kelly has two brothers. The Gin
tellectual" part of the family, according
to Kelly, is represented by his brother,
George, and the athletic end is repre-
sented by his other brother, John B.
Kelly, famous oarsman who won two
events at the Olympic games
George reads everything. and I guess
the telephone directory IS the only book
that John ever had read These two
look at each other in perfect disgust"
said Mr.. Kelly with a smile
We talked of golf kelly is one Of
the champion golf "bugs"-he admits it
in this country; of Atlantic City, the
Shank victory, and about everything else.
So I found this man who has made
nations smile away dull care the most
human and enjoyable of men.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11
Makes Booze, but
Faithful to Church

HOT SPRINGS, Ark, Nov. 11.-Bess
Golden. Garland County mountaineer, can
now attend Sunday School with his
mind at rest. Following his apprehen-
sion ly Federal Officers for alleged
mOonshining," Golden gave the nlumi-
mating Information that he was forced to
absent himself from Sunday School In
order to guard his booze-making para
phernalia.
Il lowed it'd tie better for me to stay
hum and kinder watch the house." the
picturesque mOuntaineer declared re-
1ectively. Il was afeared the 'revenoo-
ers' would grab my family Ticker. Since
they poured it out, guess l can go to
Sunday School next Sunday"
Golden is free, under bond, while await
ing action Of the grand jury.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11
Walter C.. Kelly
Satisfied With
Laugh Harvest
Famous Virginia Judge at
KeitRS Not Bit Like
Actor.
By WALTER d. HICKMAN.

"I would rather make the laughs Of a
nation than its tears" said Walter e.
Kelly in his dressing room yesterday
afternoon as he was waiting to make an
audience laugh at Keith's.
Kelly is known everywhere as 1.-The
Virginia Judge"
tourneyed back stage yesterday after
noon but Mr.. Kelly had not arrived. Just
as Princess Jue Quon Tai struck 4 high
note, Kelly landed at the theater.
In my association with the stage for
more than seventeen years, have learned
that the greater the stage person the
more human and natural he is.
There was no noise when The Virginia
Judge" arrived. He started to go quiet
y to his dressing room when Phil Brown
Informed Mr.. Kelly that he had q
visitor"
AS I shook hands with Mr.. Kelly, l
figured that he easily might be taken
for a prosperous owner of a big base
ball team or he would fit In any bank
as the president. You would never take
him for an actor.
Come up to my dressing room." he
said. Am glad to see you"
DRESSING ROOM NOT
FILLED WITH JUNK
I followed one of the biggest laugh
makers on the vaudeville stage today
to his dressing room. Kelly does not
have his room filed with trunks, clothes
and the like. Only one suit case and a
makeup pot" or two was in the room.
This man does not use wigs, false nose.
ridiculous eyes nor any of the tricks
Of the business to make the people laugh.
He took a shoe shining rag of of
haok and polished his shoes. He then
slipped on his spats, sat down before
mirror, put a few lines under each eye
powdered his face a wee bit, adjusted
his tie and he was ready to go on the
stage.
Never In my experience Of visiting &C
tors in their dressing rooms have seen
a headline artist get ready for the stage
with so little effort.
I discovered that Kelly does not need
makeup" false hair and the like to make
rs laugh because his act nestles In his
head and his heart. His comedy is as
clean as snow and no one has ever ac-
cused 1.-The Virginia Judge" of telling
a "dirty story on the stage.
GOT HIS IDEA FROM
VIRGINIA COURT.
81 took my original idea from the
court of the late John Dudley Douglas
Brown Of Newport News, Warwick
County, Virginia, where I was raised"
Mr.. Kelly said. 81 was born in New
York State but was raised in Virginia
In 1903 I was at the Circle Theater in
New York in a travesty offering with
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

Robert Borden formerly premier of Can
ada) and Mr.. Sastri, member of the
vice-regal council of India-are busy
making official calls. They have paid
their respects to Secretary Hughes at
the State Department and also to Sec.
rotary DENLY in the Navy Department
At the Navy Lord Lee was Joined by
Admiral Chatfeld and Captain Domvlle
of the British navy. Lord Lee has hosts
Of friends in our Army. He was British
military attache in Cuba with Skaters
A. E. T. and used to refer to the United
States forces as I'VE and "us."
One Of the most elaborate conference
entertainment thus far planned is the
American Barbecue" to be given SUM
day, Nov. 20, in honor OF foreign press
correspondents by Van Lear Black,
chairman Of the board Of the Baltimore
Sun. He has invited all the newspaper
writer's from abroad to Folly Quarters"
his country estate in Howard County,
Maryland, two hours by road from
Washington. They will journey to the
estate in a caravan OF automobiles
Copyright, 1921, by Public Ledger Conn
pany
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11
Big Kick Costly

KANSAS CITY, Mo-, Nov. 1O.-With his
experiment proving a success Tony
Morz still maintains that it is failure
Tony didn't believe he could make sat
isfactory corn whisky, but he tried.
Judge George West informed Tony in
police coure that since this was his first
offense leniency would b. shown. The
fine would be 81 for each "kick" 1t regis
tered. The court called a chemist. He
tested a specimen Of Tony's white
whisky. 1t registered 100 proof.
zone hundred dollars and sixty days
in Jail to think 1t ovn," said the Judge
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11
Washington
Briefs
Special to Indiana Daily Times
and Philadelphia Public Ledger.

Special to Indiana Daily Times
and Philadelphia Public Ledger.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 1.-THE Depart
ment Of War has bestowed a peerage
upon Arthur James Balfour, senior Brit
ish delegate pro tenn. to the armament
conference. That is to say, the official
"order Of march" for the Unknown Dead
rites of Arlington solemnly described the
veteran British statesman as Lord
Balfour." Mr.. Balfour, of course, is a
commoner, though he might have been a
peer with the rank of a baron, a Wis
count or an earl aeons ago. There is
Lord Balfour in Great Britain-Lord
Balfour of Burieigh, a distant kinsman
of the temporary chieftain of the British
conference delegation, who also has been
conspicuous figure in British public
life. There are people in Washington
who think the British prime minister is
a peer, too, and refer to him I'M
abashed as Lord George"
Conference thoughts are 80 absorbingly
ueber allies in Washington that there is
relatively little interest IL the results of
Tuesdays election in various parts of
the country. Tammany's triumph in
New York evoked no surprise. Admin
istrationists read no significance into un-
expected Democratic municipal gains
here and there. One member of the
Cabinet thinks the outstanding feature
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

the Law and many others In other
words 1 found Smooth as Silk" a darn
good show. 1t is corking entertainment
The Grotto members had a good time
at Englishs last night. There were
talks by well-known Grotto members, a
curtain talk by Mr. Holmes, many cur
tain calls. and for good measure the star
recited several POEMS.
say that I had a corking good time
at English's last night.
The engagement closes with Satur-
day matinee and night performance.-W.
d. II.
l. r. T.
STAGE AND
SCREEN.
Movie fans this week are welcoming
the opportunity to see Miriam Cooper
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

again o n I n e
screen. After a
long absence, Miss
Cooper is playing
one of the leads in
"Serenade," at the
Ohio this week. She
is cast as a pretty
Spanish girl who is
being forced to
obey the will Of
h e T ambiti o u s
mother who insists
that it is the duty
of a daughter to
marry the man who
is chosen for her.
Miriam's mother in
this movie is one
of those naughty
creatures W h 0
measures love In
terms Of dollars
and cents. Miriam
has other ideas on
the subject and be-
fore the finish Of
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

The League of Nations will be repre-
sented at the Washington conference.
There has Just arrived from Geneva an
official observer of coming events in the
person of Arthur Sweetser, the American
member of the press Secretarial of the
League" Mr.. Sweetser, a former Wash
ington newspaper man and officer of the
A. e. F. has rendered. energetic service to
the league during the past year by keep
ing Americans who believe in it's posi-
bilities well informed of it's activities. He
is the author of a convincing little vol.
ume called 1.-THE League At Work.
The three members of the British con-
ference delegation who have arrived in
Washington-Lord Lee of Fareham, Sir
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

fore the finish of
this romance, she is nearly forced to the
marriage altar with the man she does
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

The Rev. William S. Abernethy, pas
tor Of Calvary Baptist Church, Washing
ton, at which the. President and Mrs.
Harding worship, has the honor of Of
fering tie opening prayer at the first
session Cf the armament conference ta-
morrow
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-11

THIS is, [ believe, the most sensa-
tional sale Of real value giving
that has been staged in the past
four years. The reductions are based upon my
present low prices-not upon the higher prices
that prevailed during the war. If alterations
are needed there will be no extra charge. All
alterations viii be made promptly, but each
purchaser must await his turn First suits sold
will be given first attention in our alteration
department.
Leon Ettinger
The Colorado statesman., 1921-10-22
Near Riots Feature
COlOred Campaign
Candidates in KY.
Eggs and Potatoes Thown
at Men and Women
Addressing Street
Meetings

Louisville, Ky. Oct. 13- Near riots
features the Independent campaign of
colored Republicans here last week.
Candidates attempting to speak at
the street meetings in the colored sec
ton We're attacked and heckled by
hoodlums who afterwards threw eggs
and potatoes at speakers.
Police siding with the white reg
ular Republicans, encouraged the
hoodlums and refused to make any
arrests. Clothing of VIM. Valley and
Rev. j. G. Colbert were spattered with
eggs at the corner of 11th and Walnut
streets, and other missiles were thrown
at the speakers and at their automo-
biles standing nearby. a. ID. Porter,
candidate for Mayor on the Independ-
ent ticket, was struck with several
missiles and the plate-glass window of
his automobile was smashed. Threats
to arrest Louis Martin, passing out
some Lincoln Independent literature
We're made by police who declared they
would charge him with carrying boot
leg whiskey. y crowd collected, Mr.
Martin told the police they were trying
to stop him from passing dodgers. He
continued his work and the police
molested him no further.
The Colorado statesman., 1921-10-22

John f. Carew: II have nothing
but condemnation for the ku KluN
Klnn and hope to see il ut once disor-
ganized and suppressed"
II. w. Harrison Il am opposed to
any secret organization, whether it is
known as the Ku kluN Klan or goes by
any other name, which undertakes to
Interfere in public affairs in any man.
ner. shape, or form. There is no Oc-
casion for any revival of the old Ku
KluX Klan, which served its purpose
in years Immediately succeeding the
war, and i am in favor of any steps
necessary tn suppress any organiZa-
tion that has any political purposes in
view and which does not work in the
open and submit both its methods and
its objects To public inspection, and
does not confine its activities strictly
within the law"
Anthony J.. Griffin "The Ku Klux
Kan is absolutely unnecessary to ac-
complish the purpose it processes to
aim at and its methods are menace
to the American Republic"
John Philip Hill: "As member of
Congress and IA supporter of the Con-
stltution, 1 am opposed TO the creation
of an Invisible Empire within the
United States, and, further, l am OPP
posed TO any organization which TO-
ments racial and religious hatreds."
i j. W. Fordney: IF the Ku kluN
Kan advocates such sentiments or
principles as set forth in the pam
phlets you furnish me, it comes in the
class of unlawful organizations, and
the federal authorities should ut once
take steps to suppress it,
T. w. Hukricde: Il consider as un-
American any organization which is
founded on race hatred or religious
hatred, and as the Ku KluX Klan falls
in this category. l am unalterably OPP
posed to this organization"
The National Association for the Adj
vancement of COlored People an
nounced that further congressional
comments on the Ku KluX Klan would
be made public as they arrived.
The Colorado statesman., 1921-10-22
RESENT INSULTS
TO FLAG

Fort Wayne, Ind, Oct. 16.-Display
of the black and green flag of the
African commonwealth, proposed by
the Universal Improvement Associa-
ton as the emblem of the phantom
colony in Africa, in front of Il local ice
cream parlor, headquarters of the or
ganization here, aroused the ire of Ne
gro eX-service men tonight who broke
up meeting held in honor of rep
resentative of the organization.
According to colored men who broke
into the meeting, this organization has
been holding nightly parades through
the downtown district, carrying an
American flag at half staff and an
other flag of American design, but in
stead of having forty-eight stars, had
one large star. This aroused the ire
of the colored ex-soldiers and the near
riot followed tonight
Police quieted the disturbance after
several Negroes had been injured.