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The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1921-11-10
GOOD WEATHER TOM0R. .
ROW MEANS Big DAY

Final arrangements have been com
pleted and everything is set for the olg g
Armistice Day celebration. Foot pan
games, basket ball games, speaking
music, eats, big parade and every
thing From all indications the wealth
er will be very favorable and the Dig
crowd that will be here will have the
best day that they have ever had.
Judge O. G. Dawkins, OF Monroe,
will be the speaker Of the day and the
Ringgold band will furnish the music
This band has several members VINO
have played in the best bands IN the
country, and the music for this &c,
casion is expected to be high class IN
every respect.
There will be many more features
that will be interesting and entertain
ing. and the DEMOCRAT joins the
citizens of Arcadia in extending tne
visitors a hearty welcome to Arcadia
on this day,
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1921-11-10
REGULAR MEETING OF POLICE
JURY HELD THIS WEEK

The regular monthly meeting Of the
Police Jury was held here this week
with all members present. Outside Of
the regular business there were only a
few matters discussed. A complete re-
port of the meeting will appear in next
weeks issue of the Democrat.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1921-11-10
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The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1921-11-10
T AGAIN ELECTED
1oR OF NEW YORK CITY

Eyan, democrat, was reflect
! of greater New York In an
va on Tuesday Of this week
1otity Of 100000 votes. This Is
3 the greatest plurality ever
lyof In the city. Mayor Hy.
~ was a triumph for Home
l.for his advocacy Of the five
~ cAr fare. He was opposed
gW York papers except two,
4 republican and socialist op-
the Office.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1921-11-10
ORDERED OUT TO
b.! UNITED STATES MAIL

lu1and marines have been or
dssy as guards Of mail trains
md at p0stoflices in the
The men will be armed
= and sawed off shot guns
Is|. j. 70 shoot to kill. This ac1
as an extra precauti0n
robberies, which have
ZONE so frequent. Accord.
/. q General Hays other pre-
icing taken and an effort
"a to rid the country Of
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1921-11-10
NOTICE.

L.
ID! b received by the Police
i nyille Parish, Louisiana,
Ilday, November 25th, 1921,
lng Forty Thousand Cubic
4 Clay Gravel, f O. B. Pit.
's "a can be had at the Office
Jury, Arcadia, La. Or It
lNaT Office at New Orleans.
ryed to reject any and all
]. s. WILLIAMS.
Secretary Ponce Jury,
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1921-11-10
fortuitous circumstances.

ibid you have a good time at
Smiths last evening'' "Can't say
that ! did. Mrs. Smith Is an old sweet
heart Of mine and l owe Mr.. Smith
$10."
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-08-01
MILITARY FUERAL
FOR PNATE LOOS
sol8i.r Killed at MtAisl September
IL, 1918. To Laid at Fest
Today tr3reenwood

w,,h f,.n m:r;,y h"no-S. n" H"HN
80 Pl,-,,,d I.nc-.;"t =. "ell A""wn
Wheeling ,ouuc "a """ vas "'''"H
=, ha,tIe. will hi''t - ''.' ''''''H J"
Greenwood rc~"fH. i"..'N'h- M
,,'a ..,-,.icct-urn s.. Johns =. =.
s,-.h q, ga lock with NeN. ". u
CLter, cGic'o;r
The ritual N" AMERICAN ''N''''
will be read a! a. 'f'"'.S ~ -"
ION service VIZ '"' -" '"'' ~ ~
body IS lower IN" '"' 90
squad will nr'"' ''S' S"''-'
will be SCUM
YOUNG 10" was ~" H"n 80 ="
i,,,ob pn II No. 81 Twenty
- -, E WAS born and reared II
T,.h,,,,. living l,.S education N the
,at ..Too lie went 10 camp L"H
,,.,,h ~. 1.-The early drafts ami Il is
thought paeN'''"'rd ="
80 h}sS preceding that IN ;he
=, ,,;1, sector where nc me- >Hth
crr -" l9iS. privats I.oos
.,:e maker hy trade and vas
- ~. 20 u vide circle OF friends
49, Unity. In - service he was
-,,,,l oc the lS>,h Infantry OF tho
,,.,,sainhow Divihior.
loving former close friends of
r,-,,,I.o DOS will a.. a. ?atlhCarers:
t.nI. 'utuam Walter korrEiver. Will
,,a., thurman. Frank EtcNr's. Lonnse
ue,,Lop and Uaul Borc2 berger.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-08-01
PRIVATE LOGSTON'S
FUNERAL SERVICE
TO Be HELD TODAY
BODY Of rtrst mcmechen Soldier Killed
In Fraaos to BE Buried
with Honor.

The body of Private Ala Leslie 1-oE-
s,on. MCMechen's fist soldier 10 die on
the battlefield in France. arrived yes
terdav al Bcnwcod Junction and was
taken to the home Of his parents. MT
nud Mrs l.. w. LoEston. Of Sixteenth
stree. fr",n where funeral services will
+" heIi his afternoon n, go o'clock. In
charge 90 4 \ Mountain post. American
Lcri"n. Few. Flanagan Will conduc:
the s"rl ices and inthrmcnt Will be made
In ,;recnlawn cemetery. MoundsS!le.
The usual ritual OF the American Le-
Eion will be carried out. With nrin8
SQUAD to Are the last salute, and Legion
boys will serve as pail bearers
Young LoEston. who was Is years old.
unlisted in the L. S. Marine corps, April
30, 1917. and sailed for France with tho
Second Division tho following juno. He
took active part in eleven Of tho greatest
battles OF the war and wounded while
fighting in the Meuse-ArGonno He was
taken to a base hospital and was Ee4l on
Tho road 20 recovery when ne fell NC
tim to pneumonia and died on OCTOBER
40. 1918.
Private I.oeston was bonn and reared
In McNechrn and was well known IN
this vicinity. He IS survived BY his
PARENTS and the following brothers and
sisters: Elmer. Charles and Thomas
Losston: Mrs. /. l." Elliott. Mrs. Jess
Rirkcrton. Misses Hess!e. Mildred And
Emma
Iron request Of Mayor Clark Sprouts
Of Renwood most OF the citizens dis
nIayed the American nag at half mast
Yesterday and will continue to do 70 un-
Ill late today.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-08-01
PVT, WIN, c. FRANKS
BODY BROUGHT HOME
Services Of Masons and American
Legion for poad Soldier tuesday.

Wheeling rs; American Legion vii
holI -l;uails,,, services tonight a. $50
O'Clock for tho AT" Privat" N'N'am {.
Franz. a; the homo ~ his parents. Mt.
AMI Mrs. John Franz. u Nj. Wood r"a"
Tur>iry at;crn"nn a. -" "p"n air
,r-.l~"S viii b. held IT Nj Wood ',rn"-
tscy hy Nelson IodS". y +. 4 NJ.
cher ri,ual rrr The dad 10 be followed
by final Legion services. Rev. BISHOP.
of \or.r St-."t II. r. church will offer
arar"r and will give the commitment
ae-,ica. while a firing squad ot local
Jerir-, BOYS viii Are the last salute oN"-
n" grave as taps are sounh"d. Fa'.
h.a-c-s " b. forme- friends Of tn"
Young soldier and members OF the Amer
lean legion.
l.oUnS franz vas member ~ Com
pary l.. one Hundred and Tw"nty-slA'h
Irraatrv. Thirty-<ec"nd Division. and
irr, Wheeling In September 1917. E"'nH
70 camp Ice for training. In January
l1lN, hn was home tnr 4 short 'urI"lGh
and In March 10 loft Tor Franc" IN
Arr,l hr was n ;h~ trenches and m
Angus, .. 1918 in the battle 81 Chaut"aW
Trir-ry. hc was killed Private FRANK
was born ~ this city on August -.
1870 He WAS member OF baltimore
Lodge No. {. X Of T.. and Nelson Lodge
= { 4 NJ BEFORE jot3lnE the Scrv-
-. ne wax employed a: the Stone &
Thomas store.
Surviving. IN addition 20 his ra-Hntk
arc ono brother Louis. Of Wheeling;
three sisters. Mrs. g. /. Keefsr. Of ;he
Island Mrs. s !. Lambert NcMech"n
and Miss l;l'Elh "'h at home.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-08-01
LEGION POST WILL
MEET ON TUESDAY
Report Of Recent Membership OF'e'
which Came 70 q Close Sunday
Evening, VIII Be Made

The regular monthly business meet
rrr u Wr""'luc ruS; N". |. Nmcrl'tn
Legion. will hc h"ld Tuesday evening NJ
{ O'Clock m thor headquarters. No.
Il3c Market street. Post 'ommander
Harry e. Miller requests 'ha' ea'n
me uher be present. as an"'s"r or very
important deca;'s n connection win
TIC state convention, which "a {" cc
hold IN th.s CITY. ara 20 DC brought IN.
Richard M~~oy. pos; ahJutant VIII
make repor; "r the number OF new
members taken in during the member
shin drive. which cam" 10 n close iaS'
evening I: : understood that AWARDS
Of one hundred ~A-scrv!ce men have
iodrei during 'he PAST month.
Several routine matters VIII ne
brought mp for consideration at this
zine.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-08-01

That sour Emelly Etnk Wi loose
power Quiekly--if You use Blue Devil
Cleanser.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-08-01
S Yards Voiles for $500

A special lot of splendid quality Voiles
reduced to the lowest price of the season An
inexpensive way to get lovely new frock to
finish out the Summer Five yards is enough
for dress-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-08-01
Pacific" Package Goods

The new line is in-prettier than ever.
Lingerie, kimonos, blouses aprons, children IS
dresses and hosts of other things to make one S
fingers itch to begin work at once.
Beautiful, useful things, all of them.
Pacific Package Goods are completed
with veining, tuckng or henlsttching when
necessary.
Each package includes more than
enough Embroidery Cotton to complete the
embroidery
The stampings are very clear and the
designs are most charming. The materials and
cotton used are of standard qualities.
And as to price-they are more mode
rate than one could imagine such lovely things
could be made to sell for.
r.~n.er.ft Enop Third
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-08-01

Buy WAR SAVINGS STATIFs-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-08-01
BOY SCOUTS MARK
FIELD FOR A|RMEN

The E"v scouts Of Ancrl"a are 10
c"-nT"-a'' w.'h ;Er government AIR
p"stll >t-rsirH n guarding landing sta
lions aud ity.aI markers tcr the new
aerial c"u'c'. tho fret Of which has
already Doe. lad between Washington.
l.. = and .i'"n. Iowa.
I, W., T." remembered tha, one NJ tn"
'dnd;mr stations - l.1'CIn Field at
MounhSSiil" Al this place the Scouts
Of WNcclins -MnundSville council have
boon busy assisting With the work on
his field
Tho Scouts hav- worked very hard
IN putting n III" markers which can
De seen from great height by tho air
riin:s. The Scouts IN that locality
have also been called out on different
occa SionS To- do police duty and have
done excellent work.
The Washington times., 1921-03-10
MONKEY MARRIAGE
STAGED IN SOUTH
Society Out in Full Force As
Brazilian Apes Are Hitched
Up in Real Style.

PALM BEACH, Fla. March 10.-NTith
full ceremony at high noon, society
folk attended the wedding of two
monkeys at Ella villa. the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. William Louis Koehne,
Of Chicago. James McVittie, of Phil
adelphia acted as the minister.
The bride and bridegroom are both
from Brazil and were named rcspec-
lively Senorita Chi and Senior Chico.
The romance, IT was declared. began
in the jung'es.
The seno- displayed little interest
in the affairs but the bride, fully
arraycd in white satin, paid strict
attention, shining as only monkey
can shine. A wedding breakfast was
served and the guests escorted the
bridal pair to their bungalow on the
Koehne estate, which is known as
Jungle Villa.
For the society notes. II was made
known that Senior and Senorita Chico
will be at home at once.
The Misses MarceIla Smith. Vivian
Tevander and Hazel, Hapeman were
bridesmaids: c. L. Henry. Walter
Young, Frank Knipp and o. Tenador.
ushers.
The guests included DIR. and Mrs.
c, V. Palermo, of New York: Mr. and
Mrs. Lyette, Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley
Warrick, DR.. and Mrs. f. Robbins. Mr..
and Mrs. w. L. Nirely. Mr.. and Mrs.
Spencer Lainhart and John ]. Caine.
The Washington times., 1921-03-10
Bigan1ist BLar11es 7luin
Brother For Troubles

and pretty, said he had married her
In this city last June. Her home is
III New York. He first had civn
ceremony performed. she said, by a
justice OF the peace named Hopes
Then, at her request, they went
through a Jewish ceremony.
MARRIED FIRST IN 1920.
The other girl who claimed Sails
bury is Helen Hoffman. twenty years
old, also of New York. who said he
had married her in that city in Feb
ruary, 1920.
1t was testified he had taken Helen
Hoffman to the Waldorf-Astoria in
New York after their marriage, but
that she left him after two days. II
was at her home later he drew up and
signed the separation agreement to
settle a quarter million on her.
In his own defense the prisoner said
he had met Miss Zimmerman when
she was manicurist at the McAlpin
and had been advised by his attorney
he had a right to marry her because
Miss Hoffman had been married be.
fore and not divorced. Miss Hoffman
denied this on the stand.
The Washington times., 1921-03-10
BELITTLE
REPORTS OF OVERTURN

RIGA. March 10.-"Petrograd IL alb
solutely quiet and there are no dis
turbances at Moscow" said q message
from George Tchitcherin, peoples
commissary for foreign affairs In the
Moscow Soviet Government, to Stan
islau Ganetsky. chief OF the Latvian
Soviet mission. This message was
received Tuesday and made public to-
day. 1t said further:
There has been no mobilizat tion at
Petrograd. nor have any trenches
been dug. Crowds were not disturbed.
The army is maintaining order; not
communists. but regulars. There are
no disturbances at Moscow"
On the other hand. Riga newspa pers
declare the situation at Moscow Is
unsettled and strikes are increasing.
The Soviet has prohibited all food
speculation and special rations have
been discontinued. Only tobacco and
apples are being sold, 1t was said.
According to the Riga press. the fuel
and transportation crisis continues
unabated.
The Rosta agency circulated a dis
patch that Moscow had formally de-
manded surrender of the fortress of
Kronstadt by the rebels The Boil
shevik Newspaper Pravda was quoted
as saying on Tuesday that the Soviet
had decided to delay the re-conauest
OF kronstadt because the old cZarist
generals were misleading the troops.
An intercepted Russian wireless
order commanded the Moscow station
to transmit no radiograms unless
signed or countersigned b. Tchit-
cherin.
The Washington times., 1921-03-10

of the New Years Eve celebration at
which Billig was a half-welcome
guest in the Stokes home. He had
come in from Denver dined with the
Stokes, escorted Mrs. Stokes to the
theater and returned with her about
3 o'clock in the morning. Nine. Gro
ger leaned far over the bannisters
on the third floor to hear the reception
given the wanderers. She later cor
roborated the formers statement that
Mrs. Stokes said she had left Billig
at the Ansonia. Then later she said
she heard the masters voice cry:
What the hell are you doing in
my wife's room at rnis hour of the
morning."
ONLY HER COUSIN.
what did Mr.. Billig sayT queried
Francis Wellman, counsel for Mr..
Stokes, and the witness replied,
smiling:
Nothing"
But then she said she saw Mrs.
Stokes in stockings and combination
and corsets plead with her husband:
why, VIII, he's only a cousin, and
he's sick. so 1 let him come through
to my bath"
"Getsout of here" the girl said Mr..
Stokes told Billig. and to the best of
her knowledge and belief. Mr.. Bellig
got. What worried Mr.. Littleton was
how the two witnesses, draped across
the bannisters, getting bird's-eye
view of the situation, could see in
curve into the bedroom. But Miss
Gates explained that Mrs. Stokes came
out into the hall in the silken hoisery
and so forth, so they could see her
very clearly. AS the record of the
day ran, in the nurses testimony, Mrs.
Stokes attire was never mentioned
scarcely certainly never stressed, ex-
cept when she was attired like a lin
gerie advertisement. An unbiased lis
tener would have gathered that this
was Mrs. Stokes only costume. for
indoors or out.
Nine. Groeger described in detail
excursion made by Mrs. Stokes with
Mrs. Kearney. whom, the nurse
said, Mr.. Stokes had forbidden her to
meet. Mrs. Stokes always locked her
door on the inside when she went out
at the Ansonia, the witness said, and
ordered that no one be permitted to
enter. Sometimes, preliminary to
these little excursion. she would ask
Nine. Groeger, according to Nine.
Groeger, to look across the hall and
see IL Mr.. Stokes was asleep. This,
looking at the husbands door. II
II was open, he was awake. If II was
closed, he was asleep. Sometimes
Mrs. Stokes and Mrs. kearney would
spend an hour or so smoking and
working a Ouija board, Mrs. Groeger
said.
Mr.. Littleton asked sharply:
what did they smoker"
cigarettes"
"Ahav'
Justice Finch thrust hand into
the cross-examination to learn why
Nine. Groeger was so certain about
the dates and places of all the Incl
dents in which Mrs. Stokes figured
in lingerie, negligee or deshabille.
The young woman answered that the
first time in Colorado impressed her
because 1t made her suspect that
Mrs. Stokes and Billig might be un-
duly intimate. Asked II such thought
ever. entered her mind before, she re-
piled:
"Well, 1 did think they were kind
Of af/ectionate for cousins"
The trial will continue today.
The Washington times., 1921-03-10
HOOVER IS SLATED
FOR i. S. RAIL CHIEF
Commerce Secretary Picked for
Task of Absorbing All Lines
in U. s. Control.
CONTINUED from First Page.p

foolish than to-. put through any
Legislation taking over the roads
under the right of eminent domain.
as that would be likely to mean
paying for the securities at pa:,
whereas under this arrangement for
voluntary transfers they would come
over at their market value, or even
less, on account of the greater Ger
tainty OF returns. A stabilized re-
turn would Immediately mean a
greater market value.
1t is believed that many persons
who might oppose Governmental
forcible acquisition of he roa Is
would welcome such a voluntary
method of solving their difficulties
and assuring the return on .heir
securities. . n.
While the control OF the whole
railroad system would be centralized
and competition done away with,
there would be decentralized opera
ton. The units into which the
roads would be grouped would be
managerial. in their nature, whereas
the present units are financial IN
their nature. .....
The fundamental argument back OF
the new bill will be that there is
as much reason for having railway
service at cost as there is for hav-
ing postal service at cost.
The success of such a holding COM
pany solution would eliminate every
railroad director in the United States
except the few managers of the new
company. These few men would have
real, hardworking jobs. The old fat
and easy job of being director
would become obsolete.
The directors of the corporation are
to be as follows:
Five elected by classified labor.
Five representing the public and
prohibited from having any interest,
like the present Interstate Commerce
Commissioners.
Five representing capital, repre-
senting the stockholders.
Four or fve per cent would be
guaranteed. six to seven per cent
might be permitted. There might by
an arrangement by which excess
earnings could go to the employees.
When Congress meets next month
the railroad question will be urgently
before It, Mr.. Hoover is among those
who admit that the roads, as things
now stand. are headed straight for n
receiver. As a private citizens he has
been presenting steps toward a solu-
tion, both to capital and to labor.
The Washington times., 1921-03-10
BAREFOOT DANCING
RUINED BY CABARET
noted Teacher of Grecian Art
Says It Has Degenerated
Into Menace.

CHICAGO. March 10.-The high
priestess of interpretive barefoot
dancing has repudiated the cult she
founded,
Shocked by followers of her own
school OF gauze-draped terpsichores.
to reform the interpreters Of the emo
tion through the rhythm Of Grecian
poses. The invasion of the cabaret by
so-cailed interpreters who use the Gre
clan dance as a pretext for scanti-
ness of costume. caused Mrs. Van
Vlissingen to decide she had started
something that ought to be stopped.
1t was all right. she said, to dance
for health and for pleasures sake,
when she was training Isadora Dun
can and other girls in the seclusion
of her studio or their homes. but COM
mercialism has "debauched it."
Years ago this art was modestly
done in innocent expression of the
souls emotions" Mrs. Van Vlissingen
said today.
but II has become an awful men,
ace. II finds me lamenting over the
wreckage of twenty-five years OF my
work--work that I treasured as the
consummation of the living ideal of
the beautiful in dancing. In It's pres
ent state, barefoot. barclegged, dane
ing is a menace to everybody, spir-
itually and mentally.
But while l deplore the degreda-
ton Of the art I cannot surrender
my ideal of dancing as an expression
Of JOY, OF natural exhilaration. Of life
itself"
The Washington times., 1921-03-10
GIRLS BOOMERS
SHOCK DETECTIVES
Smoking Cigarettes and Painted
Faces Also Charged, but
Court Oismisses Cases.

NEW YORK, March 1O.-He was a
blushing young detective and they
were nifty girls. with giggles and
with jeers, and with fifty pairs of
merciless bright eyes focused upon
his crimson face. they got in their
revenge. even before Judge Jean Nor
ris in the Women's court yesterday
dismissed the whole crowd for lack
of evidence.
James Sheehan was the unfortunate
young detective who undertook to
tell the judge. in the presence of the
merry fifty. all about what the fifty
did in Wilson's Dancing Academy, at
Broadway and Forty-sixth street, be-
fore the place was raided last Friday
night.
"Did you dance with any of these
young women" asked Judge Norris,
trying to look sternly. at the nifty
girls. The nifty girls had brought
nifty chaperons. and all looked like
models of a school of etiquette.
HARD TO PICK IN DAYLIGHT.
We'll. now. your honor" foundered
the youth, its difficult to recognize
these girls today. Their makeup is
so different, judge. They were much
redder that night. and their eyelashes
were longer and blacker and their
Ups ndu hp-StSn oh.
Fifty peach-blossom faces, innocent
of rouge, turned toward the Judge;
fifty pairs of bright eyes, innocent of
iampblack. laughed into hers: fifty
pairs of lips quivered with delight.
Judge Norris examined her papers
diligently.
what else did you see that made
you think the place was immoral?"
she asked.
well. your honor, they smoked
cigarettesv 1t was the voice OF out
ragged law and order. -
Fifty giggles broke the solemnity
of the court The clerk raped stern
ly for order. but the Judge bent low
over her books.
Fifty chaperons shifted indignant
H.
The young detective fidgeted In his
chair. He pushed the damp blond
locks from his forehead and gazed at
crack in the floor.
SMOKING NO CRIME-YET.
"Your honor" suggested the lawyer
for the defense, adjusting his glasses
on their elegant black ribs, in order
to give the young detective a thor
ough examination, Il suggest that IL
this were a court OF etiquette 1t might
be important to determine whether or
not II Is quite desirable to permit
cigarette smoking in a public dance
hall, but this Is a court of law and
there is no law which establishes ciga-
rette smoking as a crime. I move II
be stricken from the record"
what else did you see?"Scontinued
the Judge.
"Weii, two of the girls danced to-
gethe~." stammered the young man,
"and they whirled around and their
skirts flew up and---and-and you
could see their boomers"
"You can go to any cabaret in New
York and see 100 girls in tights"
snapped the lawyer.
"DismAsed." said the Judge.