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Morris tribune., 1921-03-04
OUR FUNDAMENTAL INDUSTRY FINANCED

The long-looked-for decision the farm loan act
was handed down this week, and all that could be
hoped for. The farm loan upheld in every
particular the provision for the tax exempt
bonds the land banks which provision considered
especially in danger of adverse ruling
The federal farm loans banks and the joint stock
land banks will resume business and the bene-
fetal effect farm credit will be felt Immediately.
Money of banks and loan companies which has been
tied up in long time loans will now gradually be re-
leased proper function of financing seasonal
demands while the farm will absorb the long
time loans for which they especially adapted.
The tax free bonds of the farm banks going to
attract large of money five cent basis
which will be available to farmers six per cent
basis under the longtime amortization plan.
Perhaps the most beneficial effect of the decision
least until the land banks begin to really function
again-is the spirit confidence which it Immediately
produced Agriculture has been suffering accutely for
money and farm loans difficult to place. This
condition cannot be in day, but the assur-
relief enough to change the whole outlook for
the future.
The business world knows that agriculture
the fundamental industry of the country-is going
ample funds reasonable rates. and with agri
culture properly financed other business in the
country will feel the effect of returning confidence.
And confidence is all this country needs to again
resume business a sensible and normal basis
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04
Can You Beat IT,

Langdon, N. D., Repubcan.-The Bank of North
Dakota wouldn't pay the mothers pension checks and
the postage bills at the house. although Cavalier
county had money in the bank and considered it
rather unusual banking, but here is better from
Rchland county according the Barney correspondent
to the Globe-Gazette of Wahpeton:
Barney school district had money in the Bank of
North Dakota which it unable to draw out. Being
pay school teachers and meet operating
expenses the school district borrowed several hundred
dollars from F. A. Bagg, well-to-do farmer residing
Mooreton Mr. Bagg giving draft for the amount.
what did the school board do but send the draft to
the Bank of North Dakota for deposit. At the same
time checks against the deposit to the
salaries the teachers. The checks back the
other day accompanied by the usual payment refused
Slip four dollars protest fees to be paid
time Barney school district borrows it will
have to dollars more to be able to pay
the protest fee it will deposit the money in
Barney bank which has always had the reputation Of
honoring depositors' checks
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04
A Watchful Eve

Away back there in the past, more years than we
like to recall, in the and giddy days when our
teeth were all own, head bore less
bance to billiard ball. hard to realize that the
of the community keeping watchful eye
on the growing lads.
And yet it the truth then, and it is the truth
today. Business always on the lookout for
young who possess merit. The lad who imagines
actions being watched is merely foong
himself.
Wise indeed is the young fellow who early learns
that life is not mad canter but that it is fraught with
responsibilities. And wise indeed is also the lad who
prepares himself to shoulder his share of these RESPONSE
bes and take the path that leads to honor respect
and success-Winnebago City Enterprise
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04
Making It One Rascal Less
Listen to this:

Listen to this
make yourself an honest man, and then you may
be sure that there is less rascal in the world
Who said that?
His name Thomas Carlyle. If you know him.
you is characteristic. If you
don't know him-well, if you don't know pork from
mutton what difference does it make which you are
served?
But isn't that, really, now, brilliant idea? Just
for each of to try to make of oursef honest
honest and thus, by just that much
reduce the number of crooks in the country!
The trouble is that all think it is the other
fellow who needs all the fixing and that ourselves
are just right.-Minneota Mascot.
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04

Minnesota editors, in their annual session. resolved
law that will prevent the publication of legal
notices in any other language than American This,
take it, is aimed with direcness, we'll may
be- at the Brown County Commissioners who recently let
the Brown County printing for the next to Albert
Steinhauser who will publish it in his German newspaper
published New Ulm. 1t is unthinkabe that Americans
should be obliged to read in German the accounting of
the expenditure Of their money and the editors quite
justified in their earnest effort to abolish the possibility
of such travesty Several prominent legislators
wholly in sympathy with the resolution and it is not
only possible but probable that the combined efforts of
law makers and newspaper men may accomplish some
thing of the desired during the session
Redwood Gazette.
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04
Where is the prophet who will hand body

Where is the prophet who will hand body blow
the idea that all live in modern houses that
require armies of cut the timber the logs,
finish the mill work, dig in the mines and delve in the
foundries to produce the nails and the locks and the
heating plants; that all have the finest of food
in abundance that requires armies of and
armies of handlers and grinders butchers and bakers
with other armies transport from distant parts and
lay it down at doors that all be clothed with
garments that must first be raised wool, cotton
fax then prepared and into suitable fabrics which
army of worksmen must have to make the garments
Yes, where where is the prophet who will deal body
blow to the idea that all this reasonable
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04

If it did not pay to advertise businessmen would
have discontinued it decades The that
advertising is steadily increasing in volume
spite of its increasing cost the efficiency ad-
vertising. The who control the large Industrial
mercantile and financial institutions of the country are
not spending for the fun of seeing their
print They after profits, and they have learned
that publicity brings big returns-Dawson Sentinel
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04
Five TRAGEDIES

struck match to if the gasoline tank
to his auto empty It wasn't.
patted a strange bull dog the head to
if the crtter affectionate. It wasn't.
A man speeded up to if he could beat the train
to the crossing He couldn't.
A man touched a trolley wire to see if it was
charged. 1t
cut out his advertising to see If he could
money He didn't.
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04

Learned investigators and high school boys have
been telling from time immemorial why Rome fell We
have theory of our own She waged numberless
foreign and then levied heavy indemnites the
conquered peoples the only thing there left
the folks at home to do clamor for public Office
and chance at the public crib No nation can extract
it's sustenance from another and live.
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04

The American Federation of Labor has denounced
most scathing terms the soviet of Russia Carry the
the Minnesota Federation of Labor of late
completely under the control the radicals of the
Lear Townley type. The Minnesota Federation has
twice endorsed the soviet.
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04

Tumuty has been appointed to the international
Joint commission this country Canada and
it expected that he will try to block the building of
the ST. Lawrence waterway. New York and New Jersey
opposed this waterway, but it is coming the
same.
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04

Today woodrow Wilson passes into history. Future
generations will honor his ideasm and for the
serious attempt which he made unite the human race
in league that would abolish Because his own
people rejected his plan-and properly SOS
why future generations should not honor him for having
been true to his vision.
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04

For eight years have heard great deal about
new freedom government CONTROL" guaranteed
prces "cost plus" "proteers," six hour day."
consciousness, and "closed shop" but today is the
token of the change. From this time there's just
word-"hustle."
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04

Today Warran G.. Harding steps to the wheel as
pilot Of the ship Of state The country selected him be-
cause it wanted safe guide thru the well-marked
channels without any attempt to voyage upon un-
charted seas .a.. '..n.
Morris tribune., 1921-03-04

When the railroad unions held the stop-watch on
congress and threatened strike unless their demands
granted, they little understood how effectively the
public itself strike Railroad rates and railroad
wages will have be adjusted downwards just
everything else before people will go to travelling
again.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-03-08
Coming Steel Statement
10 Give Smaller Decrease
Unified Orders Of United States Cor
poration, as OF Feb. 2s, VIII
Be Announced.

Sew i.rH. March ,--l'nl!!.cl orders
Of ne United States Si'"! '"rr"I"i''h
as ol Feb -. lI.l wi, snow Sin"'''i
d".rrasr ihan many nave lrrn cNr"Hl-
.lng Ia SONG quarters III las been "~;t-
:a.tj"d mat tn Hi"9 VIII b" as iu'n
A. lpun.uuU tons. bat tho estimates II
s;rc! ,.rr.,> - ,ltt The d"rr"HS" w',I
no. n,. - ,N,"SS ct G"","ro tons.
These estimates ar" haS'd on ~"
Lr,.,r,,I.. a., thu. operations Of TIA"
corporation during tn" m"nth-lhtt l.,
ACTIVE. furnaces rir.. and the volume 81
r,.w nU~.u"SS which has com" I" lh'
.,prrort:.rY i Ills, makes m average
ALLOWANCE for cancellations. which, &C
...n,.E.n. - lNc," .;uv~Sr~. were MT hS
I,rg" ..@ had h",r anticipated w"u'd r.
49, egg. ~" r"Gu"iiunN IN prices ~
tho independents. ,,..
kur,i, Of! slightly les ,h;tn foo."on
tons vii urlu: the untitled business on
N, books Of Ia" corporation d'"h -
tirlr:r 10 Keep Ia" liLn'S "i".""H"E 81
tn. irr>ru' r.,,r g.; between -" and ~
,... n, unii the lal, summed |h''
.,.:.,. rlua Is IN sharp contrast ".th '.'
nr,!r: l.,nhS of -" ind"'"'d,h' N""'
.,,sr.r.nl,.. Which an iuN" orders no"
iur rl,,,, - lmm"-iiI'" delivery.
-. Steel Corporation received HHS'-
MSS during February. even ai'"r '.''
ir,.rir."d"nrs had rut prices. IN excess
cf IA" orders. which went :" TN CON-
r.r.,, uakInv the lever figures. Many
=. MI ~" giving ihv!r business :"
.,,,. t'nrpulIi.ur ur,.,l!Sr Uf IT'S Wei
Ln,Mn uo,irv e STABILITY. havlrS -
mind thu. situation Il Year ago when ~"
ir.l,.rnndrnts wcrr asking anu r"'"!NlhS
nr..uiri,lS OF Slu 10 So \ ton ana m"ir
o,,r the corporations levels.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-03-08
PRODUCTIVE YEAR
FOR GAME IN OHIO

Columbus. q. March 7.--ArC0rdNg TO
4 . E.N'rr .h-,: - III" Bureau Of f!>h
ami ';airl. - pl.u the WurK Uf N" game
protectors THIS year i going I" b" pro-
G,,'tiv" II Nil i" = par, y; their work
- pruniU"" gam for hh;" Sror'Sm"h ana
farmers. ~ wrii is 10 arrest th"$" VINO
y.,.'atc iA,. gam" laws. Gam" protectors
81 h.. ~rho"."I N %an" breeding ana
VII h,,,. r,rS"utl chars" of hAtch'nE
and rearing pn"aSants. wild turkeys ana
other ;,..nir IN their various counties thIS
r":.: lam" r"ar"d hT IN" protectors.
as well - tho gam" birds and animals
reared on III" gam" farm at W"!iinG;"n
VIII ~. distributed on came refuge or
sanctuary territory. The stat" IS now
dotted w.'h sIn,'UaricS and before tn"
rry, lrIm:.r.. season Il - planned ~
hav" III. sHuriutr."s IN every county as
we'll rs in ~" LEX" Fri" marshes ana
on wild Lands IN southern Oh ~.
\ hi, t. To-. .strnjurrd hy Senator j.
+ AtwuuI VII, Hrnv!dN for public hunt-
!u: rrounGs nu Will lands. I" IT, leased
or purchased with hunters license
nonny rh!s Will lake mach OF tho tres
rass:ur from farm lands and WILL E.NH
Ohio SportSmr = Nlar" Of their own on
which 10 camp and hunt. som" q! mas
land ,:,r h .raa"d for ten cents an a'r"
and som" rg'. b. purchased very "h"Ar-
Iv. T.ak.. l.r!" marsh territory vii! as"
la acquired WHEREVER r"SSibl" Tor IN"
h,.urf,i &C tn" sportsman az the state.
Spawn .nr grounds ar" 10 h" set aside
f., T,,s, W,St or VI .hi,, lIarh'rs. This
is = measure. that many northern Ohio
fishermen nr>" #1v"ratei f." some
t;mr Spawn!nE grounds VII. also be
So. aside uui ri"srI /" f;Sh:n" during
,,, ,.,,,y,uir.r season N all the inland
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I,nERT BONDS

closed: ais. 9OS6; first As. $3.50; sec,
onI Is. SG.S.: first as. $40; second
as. $500: third as. 9O.2S: fourth
49,. N7l4: Victory 3Sts 9h4S; VIC
tnrN 4a.S, gI.46.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-03-08
DRY GOODS

New York. March cotton goods
and yarns were dull today. with prices
easy Wool goods. for fall were bought
steadily. Silks were in moderate DE-
maud but knit goods we're SLOW. bu
i.,rs continued dull. and announcement
Of shorter time operations In Calcutta
riarkrts has not been effective as yet
M SNiten.nE values.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-03-08

First. 2r.'s...... Al. o. 9l.o2 - $500 81 |
Srcoad. IS ISIS. 80 81 so $3.50 Sc 81 /
do Third ~ = ..9O. 1870 .3o'9n. II 80 - !
do F'our,h -. : So ~ 81. - 81. - -; - !
Victory -. 49,. IS 81. 80, 81. a. 9T.|n !
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n, Y. STOCK EXCHANGE

Wheeling. W Va March :. q.
l'nrr:shsn The InteriSencer hy \. F.
Nas,en { 60. members 81 the N"w forh
EocE Exchange. Nation2! Bank Hdi.d-
Wac.!Ing. ". Va. Louis +. Brand
Fidca: Partner. -.-----
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N, Y. COTTON MARKET

Wheeling. W. Va. March 7. p.
Furnished The Intelligence by A. r
SaStrn & Go. mr rhcrs Eew York STOCK
Exrhaasc. Second floor National Bank
If ~ VA Bldg.
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PITTSBURGH STOCKS

Wheeling. ". Va. Marcia :. 81.
Furnished The lntelltgenc"r ny a. r..
NaStcn & Co. members lit'"burGh STOCK
Exchange. second floor Nationa! BANK
Of ". Va BlnE
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STANDARD OIL
SUBSIDIARY STOCKS

Wheeling, W. Va March :, u.
Furnished The Tnt"lligrnCcr b. 4. T.
Masten 4 Co. members New York St"cK
Exchange. second floor National ftnH
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BOSTON COPPER STOCKS

Waec..nE. W Va. March :. -.
Fvrr .Shed TIL" lntelNgcnc"r by r.
M,,Sien & Co. members Boston Stock
Exchange. second floor National lLnF
o" W Va Bldg.
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CHICAGO GRAIN

Chicago. March - Chances that Ger
man Imports ut grain from ~" nlt'd
states through Holland and ",h"r
ruunrri"e 'nlEar "a" Aruurh' {" 4 haIt
had :, hcarish effect today on ~ wh"t,
Irar"kt hrrr. and - too dII E'H!u@ III
IN" domestic wheat bel. T@' close Wa
To- ~, cents net lower VITA
March 1917. to 1874. and MAJ =" T."
e.. = 10 :. 10 = cents lover.
In provisions. the outcome Nhrir'
from Ia r"ntS drr.In" !" cents au-
vance.
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NEW YORK CURB MARKED

Wheeling. ". Va. March !. 81.
Reported by \ T. MISicn & 60. mem,
bcrS New York stock Exchange, second
floor National BInk OF ". VI. Bldg.
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CITIES SERVICE SALES

Wheeling. " Va. March I. -
Furnished hy Wilson. Jenkins & Co,
Mutual hank Bldg
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-Hl.V WAR SAVINGS STAMPS
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LOCAL STOCKS

Wh"",lrg. ". Va MarnN = -.
.r,G.y quotation list Wheeling stock
Exchange. compiled for The lnte!!'Sen'
ceT.
STG,'(S Rid. Ash. !. :.
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18
OIL MEN FORM
ASSOCIATION
WANT PROTECTION AND RESTo.
RATION OF RIGHTS IN OLD
MEXICO.
REDRESS PAST WRONGS
ASK RETURN OF ALL CohFlS.
GATED PROPERTY TO AMERI-
CAN CITIZENS.
Western Newspaper Union News ssrics)

Washington, Feb. 14.-Chargcs that
the oil companies have used the ma
tionaI association for the protection OF
American rights in Mexico to further
their interests are contained in circu-
lars received announcing the orgnniZa-
ton of n new society TO obtain re
dress of past wrongs and restoration
oE.rights" in Mexico.
The new organization, "the Ameri-
can Association of Mexico announces
ii represents small investors as well as
large corporations, adding that al
though the old organization has more
than four thousand members, of which
certainly $500 are Americans of small
MEANS" it is SO organized That these
Americans have no voice in its direc-
ton"
Paul Hudson, formerly the publisher
of the Mexican Herald" at Mexico
City; W. f. Buckley, formerly an at
torney of Tampico, Mexico, and the
representative of group Of independ-
ent oil operators, and s A. Smith, II
newspaper man, formerly of Mexico
City, have signed the circular rs mem
bers of the provisional executive com.
mittee."
The announcement is supplemented
by an Endorsement Of eight conditions
that they insist should be complied
with by Mexico before ii Is recognized
by the United States.
The conditions are essentially the
same as those suggested in the report
of the senate subcommittee headed by
Senator Fall, which investigated condi-
tions in Mexico.
1t is charged that efforts have failed
to induce the old association TO ''nn
nounce policy and to fight for this
pilicy in the open.'
1T was submitted as further evil
dence of the domination of the nation
al association by the oil association
that the offices of the former have
been moved to those occupied by the
oil producers organization.
The eight conditions are:
The return to their owners of all
properties Of American citizens cOnfis-
Gated or administered by the Mexican
government.
An acknowledgment of the duty of
the Mexican government TO reimburse
American citizens for damages suf
fered during the revolutions beginning
in 1910, and the appointment of IA joint
commission to determine such dam
ages.
The elimination of all provisions of
the constitution of 1917 that have as
their effect the cOnfiscaton of prop
crty of American citizens
The elimination of those provisions
that impose restrictions on the devel.
opment of American enterprise in Mex
| leo, or an agreement not TO apply them
| to American citizens.
The elimination of the humiliating
| provision that requires that an Ameri-
| can citizen shall waive the benefits of
his nationality in acquiring property.
The elimination of the provision
that forbids an American clergyman to
exercise his sacred office in Mexico.
The elimination of the provision
| that authorizes the federal executive
| to eXpel an American citizen without
cause and without trial.
"The removal of all other govern
mental restrictions on legitimate Amer.
lean enterprises"
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18
Want Pay for Confiscated Ships.

liamburg.-The German government
yet reached an agreement concerning
the indemnity to be paid the compan-
les by the government for the tonnage
c"nfiscated under the treaty. A meet
Ing between the heads Of the shipping
interests and the minister of economics
called for Friday was postponed. The
governments offer of indemnity is 90
Uo,WU,oOO marks below the sum de-
manded by the shipping companies.
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18
Acid Stomach
for 10 Years
NOW 4 Different WOMAN
Earnestly Praises Eafonlo

MY wife was n great sufferer from
acid stomach for 10 years." writes H
d. Crippen, but is different woman
since taking Eatonic."
Sufferers from acid st0mach-let
Eatonic help you also. 1t quickly takes
up and carries out the excess acdity
and gases and makes the stomach cool
and comfortable. You digest easily
get the full strength from your food
feel well and strong, free from bloat
ing, belching, food repeating, etc. Big
box costs costs only trifle with your
druggists guarantee.
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18
23s,e75 Thefts on Foreion Road

Berlin.-The number of thefts com
mitted on the Prussian state railways
during 1920 reached 23S,975. Loaded
freight cars which vanished exceeded
1880, while more than $4,000 freight
consignments were stolen Express
parcels numbering $4,000 and pieces of
hand baggage numbering 1900 also
reported missing. Railway detectives
hpprehended 1900 thieves who were
convicted. or these, one.half were
railway employees.
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18
Envoy Joins Nationalists

Constantinople. - The sultan re-
ceived telegram from Izzet Pasha,
who was sent to Angora by the sultan
TO ehdeavor to negotiate an agree
ment with the Turkish Nationalists, in
which he said he had joined the Ma
tionniists. "All are deserving me-" ex-
claimed the sultan, tearing up the tel
eern'n. In the message 4zzett begged
the sultan to recognize the political
sovereignty of the Angorn assembly,
TO forestall the naming of new sui
Inn
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18
That,a Different,

Willis-Our company was gettlhs
1000 barrels day when suddenly on
December !, our production stopped.
Gillis-That's funny. ] never h"aro
of an oil well acting like that before.
Willis-Who's talking about OH
wells? This was a brewery.-Judee'
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18
Only In Dreams.

Does mince pie make you dreamF
Eyes" replied the rigid economist
Haven't had Iny for so long that
often dream about 1t most pleasur-
ably"
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18
No Use for Key.

Book Agent-This little work on
How 10 Preserve the Hair" Is the key
to the entire situation.
Bnldeigh-I am very sorry. but !
invent siagle lock that II would III.
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18

Pierce's Favorite Prescription Thi,
did and in less than a month I w.s
\ we'll woman. Have been strong
and healthy ever since MRS
ANNA ZIMMERMAN, 302 s. 14th 81
Sold by all druggists; made with.
out alcohol into liquid and tablet,
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18


" a Q ru d.
downtosuch
an extent
that l could
hardly wall
] ached and
pained all
over. ! was,
p ! a / n ly
king.
c o m plets
wreck when
a relayI,
advised me
to take Dir
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18

Psychology and the crime wave
were blamed by Mrs. Louise L. Peete
for her conviction ON charge Of hav-
ing murdered Jacob Charles Denton.
The bill in the Kansas Legislature
which provided the right of house
wife to claim damages for Injuries sus-
tanned in performance of her domestic
duties, was killed by the judiciary com
mittee.
Charles NJ. Fickert. former district
attorney, who handled the Mooney
case, narrowly escaped death when a
bullet, which is believed TO have been
fired by an assassin, crashed through
his office window on the ninth floor
of the Kohl building in San Francisco.
Four thousand two hundred dollars
in gold, thought TO have been stolen in
the robbery of $1,000 from the West
ern Loan and Building Company in
January has been found by Chief of
Police Joseph f. Burbidge under pile
of rubbish in the basement of the com
panys building.
The Nebraska House of Representa-
tives, by vote of III to AS, refused to
permit Miss Mary MacSwiney, sister
of the late lord mayor Of Cork, to
speak on the Irish question. In refus-
ing Miss MacSwiney the right of the
floor, the legislators declared her mis-
sion to this country was not of import
ance to the people of Nebraska.
A bill requiring that fifteen days
elapse between application for mar
riage license and issuance of the IL
cense has been passed by the State
Senate of Washington and sent to the
House. Under the bill persons author
ized TO solemniZe marriage who adver-
tiSe the fact or employ runners or So
licitors to secure the performance of
marriages would be guilty of misde-
meanor.
Although tempted by lucious fruits
scattered about his cell and by appetiZ-
ing victuals served to his Cellmate, DIR.
Health Engmark, 45, hunger striking
chiropractor, had not weakened as he
entered on the third week of his vol
nntary fast in the Los Angeles jail.
Engmark accepted a ninety-day sen
tence rather than pay $500 fine follow
ing his conviction on a charge of prac-
ticing medicine without a license.
The Dolores star., 1921-02-18
Efficiency.

Male Shopper-My wife sent me for
some filet.
Clerk-For yourself or for her?
Male Shopper-What difference does
that make?
Clerk-If It's for yourself, It's beef;
II It's for her It's lace.-Judge.