The Devils Lake world., 1921-09-28

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Screens may now be removed from
] windows. This will give the fiies q
chance to get out before winter.
Il seems that our young society
/. women are overco oming; the old fash.
{ ioned tendency sof soyerdressing ac-,
4 .oording 10 q line il ! recent society
R news item: 1. .A string of Pearls was
d her only adornment. Il
The Venus of Milo has no arms, but
4 nobody ever notices it. III. $S
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What funny sights we would see Il
every woman's dress really fitted her.
AT local dance the other night, we
II noticed young woman with very
short skirts. A gentleman standing
close BY remarked Of the plain show
4 ing Of her er er calves. This Was
! supposed to be a novelty dance. It
{ sure was to me. It looked like a
! stock show. 5@ss 1ss3f Il
How we'll we know that women
really have lerss rather than the So
called limbs. y
Grunts OF A Crouch
There are, two occupations that the.
H women of the world have to do a lot
Of bending over, straining their backs
1. Taking in washing by the day. p
Powdering and rougeing up their
hkre knees. & g,5,- 55t5; i
Boys, let's get together and start
8 skirt rage for the men. The wo-
y men in New York are donning knick-
crbockers. IL we don skirts, we will
be the leaders Of q new revolution in
dress, and they will be coming to US.
God knows we want them to come to
+ us - at least to foot the bills.
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Oh! for q job as door-tender in q
\ building that has . long steep stair
case 90 and half socks.
n Il ss3s; $50
RE-INCARNATION 55s
If the Lord should take my life away
And let me come back some other day,
ssI pray, with present styles, he with
pains should take
/ And make me. 9 little sidewalk That
would be jake.
Stenographer's Chatter Il
IL the cupboard was bare when Old
\ Mother Hubbard looked, how bare
I would her children have been If she.
had lived at the present. /
Speaking of leading d horse to wa
1 ter and not being able to make him
drink proves that horses have more
brains than some nek Nowadays.
/ you can lead . man: anyplace and he'll
s drink anything from perfume TO
5 mango cure. Il
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Ii 4 II the U. s. government would inn
pose tax upon gossipers rather than
soda fountains, it would have twice
the revenue coming into the treasury
than it has at present.
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Pride goeth before a fall with
L the women nowadays.
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Some Writers Motto
Big me and little You.
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Heard Al the theatre: "It's tough
to be pure 81 .:s.3 # y. {,
advice To The Neglected Wives
Have telephone put in your cell
lar 20 you can call up your husband
when you feel lonesome.
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Telephone service - How ancient
7 them words are. ssa<5
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Il takes brave girl to wear silk
hose and short skirts when she knows
she has bow legs. This applies To-
; ; cally.
Il Iis easy 70 admire good people,
but i + Z M hard .' 70 . enjoy g them.
We all work ourselves to death to
keep ourselves alive. $4, 55sss ..:5a
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81 BETTER SERVICE Il \
BY no means telephone her. She
lives only eleven miles away. You
can 10 and tell her quicker. a.
"a Ford, with : Rolls Royce hood,
dossnt fool nyhody but the sown2r i, Il
No woman likes = husband that
5 nirts unless he belongs q some
lsanA else. ;ls ts ia