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Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Adv.-"Plain cook wants situation. N. objection 10 doing little plain cooking" Possibly the first plain" refers to her iooks.-Boston Transcript.
 Redd-You know Blower7
 Greene-fou mean the hot-alr artistf That's him l met him on the street today and he told mo he was going into the movies.''
 Who gavo him tho pass"-E1- T wonder if Jack will propose to me tonight
 Probably. dear. now that all obstacles are removed"
 What do you mean?"
 T refused him last nlght"-Bostou Transcript Knicker-He's always framing any eer- tihcates Tor diplomas he gets. Bocker-Well, he claims they are the finest things in the world for hiding dr. ty spots on the wal paper.-Houston Post.
 Its ten years now since he left me- said the deserted wife. T remember it just as well as yesterday-how he stood at Inc door, holding 1t open til four flies got into the house."-Exchange.
 How Is it that a woman can gabbie 10 another woman for an hour over the phone?'
 The telephone sirls are womeu.'' "WeT?'
 Arc they going back on their sexr'- Louisville Courier-JournaL Griggs-So you've struck t rich and l are able to keep several servants
 Briggs-Alas. no--oniy to hire them Boston Transcript.
 A young man in New England. who had been converted in q revival tried very hard to have his brother join the church with him.
 'ISut. John" said his brother. If both of us join the church. who's to weigh the wool7"-Exchange.
 Bob Taylor Chold post-mortem)--AIi needed was . king to- -.
 Jack Potter Unterrupting snappfshfy) Well. why didn't you advertise in a Swiss newspaper7-BufIalo Express.
 T can't sell my history of the war"
 Why notT' =. '"To many people were in this war. And many of them can see flaws In my his- tory."-Louisville Cuorier-Journal.
 New Salesman (hotly)-T will take sr- ders from no mani
 Sales Manager tcoldly)-Yes. I noted that while you were on your trial tri7.- New Success Magazine.
 "Graee Is in luck" -.
 Two fellows are calling on her. On, Is a florist and the other owns a candy store."-Louisvills Courier-Journal. T hear you lost your job" ---- T did. but I can go back any time want"
 'Zat sor'
 "sure-under an assumed naMe-- Notre Dame Juggler.
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
nm Salvation Army Advisory Board

Formation of the Salvation Army ad- visory board for the Norwich district was effected at meeting held Tuesday af- ternoon called by Mayor H. M. Lerou and held at the chamber of commerce rooms. The board is similar to others now being, formed in New England, put ting at the disposal of each community every facility of the Salvation Army for social relief. s~ The officers elected at the meeting were: President, Edmund W. Perkins |; vice president, Mrs. Eben Learned; sec retary, James B. Mccormick treasurer. ] Arthur E. Story The other members of the board are Mayor H. M. Lerou, c. Ew- ward Smith. Joseph N. Weymouth. Chas. J. Twist. Chas. F. Wells, E. H. Baker. mond, L. M Crandall Charles A. flag berg, Dr. ]. s. Blackmar, Rev. G. H. {; Strouse, Martin Rozyclki, Lucius Briggs, Miss Bernice Wiley, Mrs. H. B. Higgins, James L. Case, Rev. c. H. Ricketts, J. i A. Desmond.
 ] The personnel of the board will be l divided into several committees, each of which will have a distinct program of duties assigned te it.
 l The Salvation Army has operated for more than forty years in the larger cit-
 ies of the United States. The work it
 has accomplished has won for it such commendation that communities all over the country have asked the army to es-
 tablish connections so that the good work
 might be made available to an even
 larger section of the country than al present. With these requests in mind
 the ranking officials of the Salvation Ar.
 my worked out the plan of establishing .
 community advisory board wherever pos
 sible. While the Salvation Army with it: trained workers specializes in all kind. of social and charitable work, 1t ha. sought to make its activities plain b1 grouping the sixteen principal ones al
 follows:
 Emergency Department = relic branch available for immediate service in the event of any disaster.
 Missing Friends Bureau-For the To
 cation fpersons in any part of the civil
 ized world, whose whereabouts are un
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
NEW APPoINrMESr MADE
 IN COUNTY FARM HT-REAr

Mrs. Charles 8. 'Adnns of Groton. was appointed by the directors of the New London County Farm Bureau at a recent meeting to represent home economies projects in that town. .21
 At the last meeting of the board of di- rectors, Mrs. Roger Dewof. Jr.. of Blackha:l. was made the director for the town of Old Lyme. Mrs. Dewo.f has al- ready been very active in arranging for meetings and in making them success ful. series of meetings were held dur ing the fall and winter on the cloth
 ing project. of which. Mrs. DeWolf was leader. The group drafted patterns, made garments and dress forms. In January two very successful aIi-day meetings were arranged al which millinery in- struction was given by Miss Mildred An nan. -t Mrs. William G. Park. of Hanover. has accepted the chairmanship of the County Home Economies committee which wal made vacant by the resignation of Mrs J. P. Huntington. Mrs, Park is also farm bureau director In the town o' ] Sprague and has been the local lea isI
 of groups for women and girls in Han | over.
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
TAF1VU.LE

MT. and Mrs Robert Mcfarland, Miss Hazel MacFa,A nd. Mir. and Mrs James Megarry of F.g4l River, MT. and Mrs. B. ". Davis of Taunton and MT. and Mrs. Davison of Providence spent the week end as the guests of Mir. and Mrs. Will liam Stone of, South A street. making the trip by motU...
 Fred Stone of New Haven spent the week end at the home of his, parents. Mir and Mrs William Stone of South A street
 Mrs. Isabella P. Allen, widow of George ". Allen, died at her late home in Lisbon Tuesday.
 The soccer team held practice last night in preparation for their game Sat nrday.
 Some children who went into the woods yesterday discovered that the spring flow CTS are beginning to bloom, coming back with violets and other spring flowers.
 Some fishermen whoN whipped the brooks in this vicinity yesterday reported Shat their catches were poor on account If the recent rainstorm which has swollen he streams.
 A few of the villagers are planning / attend the game between Philadelphia md New York at New York Saturday.
 Villagers who have fruit trees repor hat they are all in blossom
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
NORWICH TOWN

At the AprH meeting Of the Mems league, Rev. Gurdon F. Bailey, chairman of the executive committee presided during the short business session, a nom- mating committee of three was appointed 10 select officers for the coming year, the election to take place at the May meeting. The committee comprises Charles Learned, chairman; Herbert L. Warrington and Dr. Charles H. Lamb At tn conclusion of business Rev. MT. Bailey presented Raymond B. Case of the Academy faculty who entertained his audience in thoroughly interesting man. nr. describing War Experiences in France. His talk was very different from many previously given pertaining to the war, IS he did not enter into it's bloody hor- 'ors, but devoted his time to telling cf the voyage across, displaying number less maps showing the territory oi France, and charts explaining where the .nemy with it's batteries was located What brains could do in studying out he charts to locate the enemy with aid Df flash lights, etc, was explained Shells, daggers, photographs, etc, wer, displayed. Mention was made of the Easses and how the boys dreaded the deadly mustard gas. With reference t, the trip across the speaker narrated hoy he steamer was equipped with ham nocks, in which the men slept ana many of the boys rolled out in heavy seas During bad weather when the hatche were all down. it was very close an6 stiiing. After reaching the other side one time while being taken from on place to another in a transport car. ther were So many in the car they had to talk turns in sleeping and sitting down While part of the boys were lying down he others were obliged to sit or stand waiting their turn to sleep. The frs half would sleep until about midnight then get up and give the others
 chance. When the boys marched on lon trips, from forty to seventy pounds c luggage was strapped on their back which was not only physical but ments strain. Mir. Case who was sergeal major in the 302nd Field Artillery, ha his possession quantity of Germa literature which he picked up on the bat nefield. which he had translated. He a 50 showed drawings made while France and told of civil engineering he di while in service. The appreciative aud ence extended MT. Case a rising vote thanks at the close of the takl
 At the First Congregational pray, meeting Thursday evening, in the chape he topic will be The ualities of Lov Corinthians 12:31; 13:1-13. Tn
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13

edy, have produced thing as unique and captivating as their two previous suc- cesses have been.
 The convOcation- speakers for the ball. ance of April are: April 1e, Dr. Herbert E. Walter, Heredity; April 26. William Starr Myers Some Problems of Current History. .-
 On Friday afternoon a tea was held in -Branford lounge that those who were interested in museum work might meet Miss Griffin of the Boston Museum of Fine Arts In the evening Miss Griffin gave an informal talk on the opportuni- ties for girls in museum work
 At a performance given Saturday eve hing for the benefit of the scholarship which the New London College club offers every year. members of the College club presented Fast Friends. Mrs. E. r. Egg gleston as leading lady won her audi ence by her vivid interpretation Mrs. i Hadlai Hull and Miss Whiton completed i the cast and portrayed their parts effec- lively.
 A secord play, The Garrotefs, by W.
 D. Howells, wit5 an all-faculty cast was
 hailed with great enthusiasm.
 | Mrs. Susan K. Noel in the leading role | of Mrs. Roberts was a delight to her au- 1 dience and her acting was admirable. l NhASS NsilStS ds GdIS Mll.lS SarnDDell u21- | doubtedly carried off the laurels of the i evening though Miss Colby as Mir Rob- erts and Miss Lowell as Mir. Bemis Sr. i were indeed rarely good. The play was : admirably and skiifully presented un- ' der the able direction of Mrs John Ed. win Wells with stage settings under thu direction of Miss orie Sherer and Mis- Carola Ernst.
 The cast follows: The Garroters-Mrs Roberts, Mrs. Noel. history department
 Mir. Roberts, Miss Colby, English Mrs Crashaw. Miss Nye. Latin; Mir wiil Campbell. Miss Walters. zoology; 2fr T Bemis. ST. Miss Lowell sec-etarial; Dr
 LawtoD. Miss Southworth, diste:ics; Mrs
 Bemis, Miss Mckee physiological chemis
 try; Mir. Bemis, Jr.. Miss S;awson. phy
 sical education; Bella. the maid, Mis- Leonard, physical education.
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13

Hartigan Mrs. Albert Heber, C.. Harris. Mrs, Ernest Heber, MT. and Mrs. M. F. Houlihan, Harder Bros. Nellie Harring- ton. Frank Harrington, James Harring- ton. P, J. Harrington, Mrs J. Harring- ton, William Harrington, John Harring- ton. Mrs. Thomas -Ibbison. Jr, Henry A. Jatlsowsd John Johnson, Mrs. F. S. Jackson.
 Hugh Kinder. J. J. Kilkenny, Jehn Kelly. Walter H. Kilroy. Dr. Edward Kirby. W. Kelling, Mrs. James Kilroy, Katherine Kane. NJ. Keough Mrs. Henry Kelly Mrs. B. Kennedy. Mrs. Henry Krauss George Koptania, James Kirby. Napoleon Kerouack, Mary Kelly, John Kelley, John King Esther Kinney. Mary Kennedy. Thomas Kerney, Mrs. J., L-n- dergan, Mrs. W. Lang, Harry M. Land, Fred Langlais, Phillip P. Leeney. Capt. James Lennel. Mrs. Amos Lind.
 James Leary, Mrs. Annie Lafferty. John Lafferty, Mrs. Charles Lemoine. Mrs. j. Lynch. Mrs. Charles Lavarge, James E. Lynch, J. B. LaRose. Fred Lafreniere Mrs. Irene Lemoine, Mrs. W. LaRochelle Nathaniel Lahn, Arestoteles Ledry, Will l liam Lynch, A. Looby Mrs. George Lord | Catherine Lyons. F. E. LeMoine, J. P Lyston, Catherine M. Lee, Frank Leon- ard Annie McGuinness, J. R. Moran James Murtha, Rose Malady, Joseph Mon. oman, Mary MACK, MrS. John McVeigh Michael J. Mccarthy. ! Thomas McClimon, James McNerney 1 William McQuirk, James Mccarthy. Wal | ter P. Moran. Mrs. Michael Mccarthy
 John Monagan, Charles Morgan. William
 McGuinness. Mrs. Malcom McKeag. Johr
 Michigan, Mrs. Charles Noise Mrs. J F. Moran Mrs. Mary McCaftery, Lizzi, Moriarty, Edward McNamara, w. J. Nal
 lon, John Mullen, James F. Moore. Mrs X. McGowen,. John McKanna, John Nc Gearvey. Ella and Agnes McCracken 1 Patrick McDermott Mrs. Reid Mcintyre
 Mrs. K. McAvoy, Mrs. Margaret Morrison 1 Francis Morrison. Ida McMahon. Mrs. j | Mccarthy.
 K. McCone, Mrs John Mccarthy Kat McMahon, Jane McHale, J. McNanara c. McNamara. William Mahoney, Joh,
 Mullen. Mrs. Walter Moran. D. McDon
 aid, Mrs, Marchand, Bernard Meehan, Nj
 GcGarry. Joseph Mezerkizincz Frank I
 McMahon. John .McCaffery. Mrs. J7h
 Moore James Mccormick. Thomas Mans field, Mrs. Alice McInness. Eleanor Me
 Grath. Mrs. c. McNamara. F. G. McKay
 C.. J. Mckay. M. r. Mckay. Mrs. C.
 Mckay. F. R. Murdy, Annie McCarth,
 Mrs. Annie Mccarthy. Annie McCaffer!
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
SONS OF VETERANS CONVENTION AT DERBY

CONVENTION AT DERBY
 The full program for the 37th annual encam9ment of the Connecticut divis- ion, Sons of Veterans is announced in g notice sent out by Division Commander William F. Alcorn who expresses the
 lope that there will be a large gathering at Derby on April 20 and 21. The pro- gram is:
 Wednesday, April 20. 1o.3o a. m.. headquarters will be established at the Hotel Clark; Il a. m, meeting of the d!vison council at headquarters; p. m., opening session of the encamPment at Odd Fellows hall. Derby; 6.15-7.15 p. m reception to Governor Lake; Evelyn Crane, division president of the Sons of Veterans auxiliary and staff; and Di- vision Commander s. of ". w r. Alcorr and staff; 7.30 D. in.. banquet at Hote Clark. List of speakers 10 be furnished by committee to camps direct.
 Thursday, April 21. 9.3O a. m., busi ] ness session of the cncampment, Odd Eel i lows hall F m, lunch furnished b, Auxiliary No. 8, and Wonan's Re;ie corps at a cents each; 1.30 ?. n.. clos ! ing session of the encampment, electior , of officers. followed by installation of of | fcers, followed by. installation of officers The banquet will be open to all mem i bers of the Grand Army of the Republic 1 women of the allied patriotic organiza tions. Sons of Veterans and their guests It is requested that reservations for tn ! banquet be made in advance by notify {! ing J. Howard Conkling. Derby. on or be fore April 15.
 {, The credentials of all delegates and al ternates must be in the hands of the al 1 vision secretary before April 12. It vii be impossible to prepare a roster of tn encampment unless this information at hand. Camp secretaries will forwar a list of delegates and alternates to tn devision secretary at the earliest poss b'e moment.
 The report of the division secretary fo
 the quarter ended December 31. 1922
 shows that there are 42 camps in goo ! standing in the state with a total men
 barsh!p of 2.4S6. The division treasui CTS report shows a cash balance on han
 of s104.S4 and two s100 Liberty bond
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
.rvLL; ASSOCIATED PRESS pEsPATcHEs
POETRY

THE FRIEND OF JOHN KEATS. As the dried stubble settles in the frsxt AS the quencheu torcn no tempest beatI
 li aEam,
 All thI: is ;a., Ss, ned once and blOssOmed once For ih.s ls all the history of all men. Enchantnen; wears the trickster's com To eaen heart comes the eBblng of the
 tide;
 The uts at last must come to her last Yesterday takes no bride;
 Ahe sSaaest :hosss are those we wfik
 no more Uesde. For. in Times glass our sum of loving
 seems The sGo.y / of a stranger tl,a. Ia toid- Sweet. but a lltile foolish in It's dreams. AS hreside legends whispered by the A shell wboss sweet salt mouth no tide Lost in a hollow of the high. har1h
 muring still-- Cold hs ihe bs7'An cold sand Cold as the ll,,s Of love chilled on a dead. cold hand.
 summcr went cut uron his li;,s. but here Hs. @ @iIzers still in the eeep iooi.s Of He follows, pril to. their tryft each year. [ ls Win her and Is Strange to auiumh He fiod--;, ghost by lifsss loud laughter He gsssetl--a shade delivered from de. light
 That oG fhs iuies of death tss vwssiy
 Sang. listened. wept. took flight Darkward beyond cur day. dawnyard | Nbeyond our night. --MuFiel Stuart. in the English Review.
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
For /. = Dancdruff

TROss listis isets from your head thai fall upon your clothing and spell your pleasure are daHdruff-a scalp disorder. Conquer it completely under ssoasS- bGek guoroHESs. Use ekotalko. Arna zluKly quick. lasting benefit reported by le- zion: of men. women, children. Save your hAiri New hair grovs la many eases even after bAidBess. Get box of koTALkO-at any busy drug store. Or send 10 essts for Sroef boz to kotAIks Co. Bc-46. Sta, x Hs~ Ysrh
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
Ulre BtlilLs!stftk
Norwich, Wednesday. April ls. 1881.
THE WEATHER.

The disturbance with it's center over the Texas Panhandle Tuesday night will move east-northeastward and will be at tended by general precipitation in the states east of the Mississippi river within the next two days.
 The temperature will continue to rise in the eastern states Wednesday, while cooler weather will overspread the north Atlantic states Thursday.
 Winds: North of Sandy Hook: Moderate to fresh west and southwest winds and fair weather Wednesday. Sandy Hook to Hatteras: Moderate south and southwest winds and fair weather Wednesday.
 Forecast
 For Southern New England: Fair and warmer Wednesday; Thursday unsettled, probably showers and cooler.
 Observations in Norwich. The Bulletins observations show the following records reported from changes in temperature and barometric changes Tuesday:
 Ther. Bar a. m. 52 o0V0 6 D. 42 2s.sO Highest 54, lowest S2.
 Comparisons.
 Predictions for Tuesday: Fair and warmer.
 Tuesdays weather: As predicted
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
ACIDS IN STOMACH CAUSE INDIGESTION Create Gas, Sourness and Pain
 How to Treat

Medical authorities state that nearly nine-tenths of the cases of stomach trouble. indigestion. sourness, burning, gas, bloating. nausea, etc.. are due to an excess of hydrochloric acid in the stomach and not as some believe to a lack of digestive juices. The delicate stomach lining is irritated. digestion is delayed and food sours, causing the disaGreeable symptoms which every stomach sufferer knows so well.
 Artificial digestents are not needed in such cases and may do real harm. Try laying aside all digestive aids and instead get from any druggist a few ounces of Bisurated Magnesia and take a teaspoonful in a quarter glass of water right after eating. This sweet ems the stomach. prevents the forma- tion of excess acid and there Is no Eourness gas or pain. Bisurated Mag nesia Gin powder or tablet form never liquid or millk) is harmless te the stomach, inexpensive to take and Is the most efficient form of magnesia Tor stomach purposes It is used by thousands of people who enjoy their mealsswith no more fear of indigestion.
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
ToDAY's BEAUTY TALK

easy to have if you use .Parisian Sage. It's positive remedy for sdandruff. ex- cess oil and itching scalp. The Lee 6
 Ossood Co. sells It with money back e1larantee
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
TREAsrRE OARDrN.

The snow is gone. the birds are back, The skies are softiy blue, The everereens have each put on
 set of tasseis new And in a little garden patch ..
 That quickens to the sun. Lo; l have found the long-lost mlnes or old King Solomon. For treasure seeking fork and spade
 Have brought above the mold The valley lilys nascent pearls.
 The daffodlis bright gold, The sanphires of the violet
 The rare translucent jade And frosted silver of the ferns ..-
 Enrolling in the shade. ..- -Minna Irving. in New York Herald.
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13

Coughs. colds, ,spasmodiccroup. whooping cough, la sri ,pe and bronchial cough should receiv me. diate treatment, or more dangerous sick. nes' may result. Don'tdelay. Use Foley's Honey and Tar undisputedly the best known and most euecesstulconsh medicine on the market. Ifs wholesome and safe; no better remedy known.
 !ehn vognue. EIbeytsa, Ga, writes this: IT took most severe celd and ceughed night and day. Ny thro9t felt as though the sfin had Neeu torn out. used Eoley's Honey and Tsr.. { Ny condition began to improve at once and iH few days ! uas @ we'll as sver." -
 LEE 6 oscooo co.
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
Announca coainr Marriaxs.

Announce Coming Marriage. MT. and Mrs. John B. Doyle of Hart ford announce the coming marriage of their daughter, Marguerite M to George H. Callahan to take place in St. Joseph's Cathedral April 2s, at o'clock.
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13

The consolidated camp treasurers'. re- ports shows 9 balance of s4.237.4s.
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13
TOO TIRED
 TO WORK?

If you get up in the morning tired, If you weary with little exertion and if vim and go are lacking, depend upon it that your liver is torpid. One dose of Schenek's Mandrake Pills will ''wake up" that lazy liver and make you feel like new. Schenck's Man. drake Pills are worth trial tonight
 &5c per bOs-uneoatsd or sugar coated
 Dr. J. H. schenCk 6 Son. Phila, Aav
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13

The principal of analysis dye making
 was discovered by accideat by . chem
 ist seeking to make artificial quinine.
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13

Six hours after high water 1t Is low water. which is followed by flood tid
Norwich bulletin., 1921-04-13

SUN. MOON AND TIDES. Il Sun h High | Moon Rises. Sets. Il Water. Il Sets. (Standard Time.l
The Keota news., 1921-02-11
colheeoeA

SOuVVOS0tUs
Did you secure . new cook?'
"No." replied Mr.. Crosslots. zone
consented to call and look the place
over. but she remained only half an
hour or So"
''She never looked at the kitchen.
She went straight to the phonogrnph.
After playing all tho records left 10
BY the previous cook. she remarked
that she didn't believe We had any.
thing she cared to add to her private
collection and departed"
The Kind.
cinderella charmed tho prince
with her little siipper.'
II wonder II sou couldn't call her
. shoe vamp9"
The Keota news., 1921-02-11
An ThInes Convey q Lesson.

Al Things Convey . Lesson.
The courage Of the gamecock far
surIAxses that Of man and the per.
sistenca Of the spider totally eclipscs
that Of his two-lexged superior.
lie not above learning from those
below you. There II nothing In ere.
alton which has not its lesson. It's ser.
mon and It's worthwhile cxnmple.-F.
A. Walker In Chicago Daily News.