The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1921-06-24

" Hdu 10 SUN MY -ully III ILLS mere
nuptial business, had on a crepe de
chiny pair Nv trousers n if the same
wus trimmed with fringes wv blad
olys er if he had sum bunch Nv
hootch bottle corks to hold under the
handle NV his face to keep from bolt
in the proceedings, when the sky
doctor wus tyin' him in this here
knots.
Once in big while one NV these
here sassiety editor birds mentions
the fact that there wus a bridegroom
II he wus accompanied by sum other
poor fish what is a shiverin' in his
boots fer fear they will ty him up
too when he amt watchin' close huff
Fowsumever most NV the time any
BUDDY would think they wus only sum
bunch Nv james, accompanied by a
bunch Nv old hens. Els ali anybudy
reads is that Mrs. Sumthinerother
had on 4 boil dress with corset NV
suntlowers, Il that Mrs. Thingama-
bob wore gown what was buff orp
egg co}ored II had on sum old sports
hat, which same is what all the james
is tryin' to git next to sa es they kin
git to wear this sports hat too.
Wv course tellin' everything what
all the femails had on is all right
only sum Nv the mails what reads
this here news is sumtimes Won
derin' if may bee the groom wus
feelin' pert er only bein' led like a
lamb TO the slaughter house So |
is goin' to give these here sassiety
scribes a sample to go by n if they
will foller this same it will make lots
more Nv the old bats sit up n take
notice like they wus real live n not
sum fat heads like most NV the mar
ried femails SEE they is.
This here is the way if I WIS ritin'
up sum ceramony l would say:
Mr.. James Heisit wus joined in the
state NV wedOlcks with Miss Know
sheisit the other day long bout sup
per time. The ceramony wus dun
by sum On here anybudy kin insert
the name Nv any preacher what they
likes the best only sum don't like
nun tall) The groom was all lit
uP \ IL ucIS ally Uuuy WHdu wants "
kin think he wus lit up with hootch
err only smile accordin' es to how
we'll they knows this sed groom.) He
wuS dressed fit to kill es this is the
last chance he is goin' to have to say
what he is goin' to wear es most
likely the new Mrs. has sum notions
NV her own es to how friend hubby
will look the cutest. He had on a
suit NV clothes what his grandfather
was married in which same wus sum
helitrope green es the old man never
had wore these here rags only on
Sundays N to weddin's n funerals.
His shirt wus Copenhagen snuff col
or, the affects from lettin' the ter
baccer juice run from the corners NV
his mouth when he wore it sum-
times before while he wus a sparkin'
the Mrs. what he is gittin', the laun-
dry dun the best they could to git
all NV the cOlOrs out, even givin' it
shoe string es the groom has been
one sport in his day N lots NV times
has been down to only shoe string
in sum poker game. His shoes wus
number KS n his socks wus the same
only red; he had on sum lid which
same all what seed it thot it wus jist
grand. The ring which he carried
in his hip pocket N then thot he had
in his watch pocket wus a heirloom
n must cost all Nv $1.25 when it
wus new. The bride wus present
also es they thot it might be handy
to have her around if anybudy should
asst who it wus he wus marryin'.
The young couple took weddin'
tour out to her ants bout fifty miles
on the railroad n the reporter wus
told to say they were takin' a extend
ed trip thru several states. How
sumever the kid brother put us wise
so we amt putin in no lies like
that. They will set up housekeepin'
at 1913 Whatisit street n they would
list es leaf not have any callers till
after they gifts over the worst stage
NV the honeymoon; Nv course il you
is determined to see how they is car
ryin' on so es you kin tell it to the
neighbors, why they will treat you
like they wus tickeled es basket Nv
chips to see you. Jim has a position
dom odd obs round old Jones' store
so es I guess they kin at least git
sumthin' to eat es long es he don't