The Chicago whip., 1921-06-25

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NJ OSEY was waiting for car on
v the corner OF 10th and Indiana
Avenue last Saturday night and
his keen ears heard voices coming
from the nearby apartment house. His
watchiul eyes also took in the string
oi autos parked in front. Then he
remembered that the party that was
scheduled was really coming off As
he listened beneath the window he
heard the argument OF 4 pint" that
had been brought to the party but
which seemed to have disappeared
One doctor said that he had not got
taste and the other declared that
he had received none either although
he brought it in his hip pocket to
the party. One accused the other
until a lady appeared aud the argu-
ment ceased. But from the noise that
was made about 1t no one passing on
the sidewalk would have thought it
was a IL Sunday morning Think
what would have happened il we had
Blue Laws and Aoscy was an officer!
nF all the people that deserve
criticism It is that class OF in
divIdudls who bite the hand that
feeds them. Nosry was attracted by
the screams Of a woman He rushed
TO the scene OF warfare and found a
gentleman with bis teeth safely and
securely imbedded IN the lat hand OF
iai lady who held a we'll tried half
chicken IN her other hand Nosey
paused Tor a minute and thr gentleman
with the IRON teeth relaxed his vicious
l. 4 t,..I
lady forcibly took the chicken away
from the hungry unemployed "hus-
band" as he claimed She claimed
that SHE wa gong 10 quit feeding him
until he produced the ring She let him
have to wear. The lady gave him or
ders not 10 appear Al nome unless he
wanted to eat some lead as She wa
tired bringing home chicken. Now the
man will have TO 90 down to the lake
front cave dwcllcrs' or find some
other sympathetic sweet woman
Don't bite the hand that's feeding
youi'
cOMETIMES ONE THINKS the
world has gone mad when he
~ views the follies OF some OF the
pleasure mad folks. Nosey was stand
ing IDLY on the corner OF Wabash and
43rd Street Sunday afternoon watch
ing the gas wagons go by. One load
came by with three couples, all OF
whom were not able 10 sit up straight,
and left behind them stream OF slip
pers. hair ribbons, hats and other
articles OF apparel which made Nosey
wonder how they would look when
they arrived at their destination.
Nosey was rewarded ia his desire to
see them at the close OF their Paul
Revere or Johnny Walker ride. II
was at the police station just as NJ
should have been. They gave false
names. but Noscy jotted down the
correct one IN hi, little BLACK Book. =
Some day society will be shocked to
learn OF the carly r,eapades oi some
OF the bcsi society folks.
II VERY NIGHT after midnight
there secms 10 be general con
- gregation around certain bright
spots so that one trying TO pass on the
sidewalk has To run through gaunt-
lei of Coatless. lerrlnR men. whom are
now known as sidewalk coolies. hey
seem TO have nothing To do but wait
for those who are coming from or go-
ing IN nearby places OF business.
Nosey saw the expected happen the
other night One gentleman did not
ask them to move. but proceeded to
clean off the sidewalk a Ia Dempsey
The great part of it all was that he
took his lady pinto the bright place
and then returned in a few minutes.
The congregation had departed and
lac walked on in peace.
you NEVER CAN tell what
Y "Tillie" can do until YOU take her
out to dine. A beloved dentist
who has been very free with his free
meals has finally come to grief lie
took Tillic out TO supper and she or
dered and she ordered and she or
dered. The eyes OF the doctor got
bigger and it may be that Iillie got
bigger. because she still ordered and
ate The doctor stealthlly put his hand
in his pocket and counted his change
and the bills in all OF his pockets
When Tillie got through she tried to
pick up the little dog she had with
her but decided to let the doctor do
il. Then the good spender saw where
all OF his money had gone. Tlllie had
worked oleycrly and little Fiji had
gained several pounds. The doctor
now bars ladies with dogs when he