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New Britain herald., 1921-08-24

staff and the hope tha. this same staff would return next year He
 concluded by handing to Dr. Kent a
 Chau1auaua contract with sufficient
 guarantors already signed up to make sure of the Chautauqua returning next summer.
 In his reply pr. Kent spoke of the kindness shown him by New Britain
 people. He said it far surpassed the reception they have met in many places and the fact that this was a
 new community to Chautauqua made it doubly pleasant. He asked of the children who occupied several front rows: Boys and girls. are you glad lChautauqua was here?" The answer
 that went up was enthusiastic enough to satisfy anybody. He also ended with tho hope that it would be his pleasure to return to this city with his staff next summer. Those who took part in the chil- dren's pageant and who were off cials of the Junior Town are as fol- lows:
 Mayor, Carl Ramsey; law and or der commissioners, Thomas Loomis, Philip Davis and William Atwood; i;
 city clerk. Dorothy Parker; police, Louis Landon. Charles Dehn, Louis fDehn. Walter Herman, Bliss Clark,
 John Unwin and Oscar Stienke. l George, Royalstone Williams; Ger trude. Katherine Gouline; Paul. Philip
 Davis; Sue, Adelaide Bean. Anne. l Frances Lewis; Herald, Donald Hor-
 ton; Halloween. Alden Hewett;
 Thanksgiving, Everett Mitchell; Miss Christmas, Ruth Ramsey; Santa lClaus. Edgar Horton; George Wash lington. Westley Avert; Fourth of July, Thomas Loon1is; Miss Birthday. IJanet~ Clark; Miss Chautauqua, Yer .onica Lewis.
 Witches, Vivian McBriarty, Anna lHansey.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-24
CzH ITEMS.

Every purchaser or 50 cents or over, will receive one box of Colgates, and other Standard makes, talcum powder, absolutely free. Thursday. Apothecary Hall. 59l Main St.-advt.
 Tho office of the Connecticut Busi- ness college, 1e3 Main street, is open every evening from to o'clock for the enrolment of students in the day and evening classes which commence Sept. 1.-advt.
 Andree Lodge, I. 0. O. F., will meet tonight in I. o. O. F. hall and Phoenix lodge of the same order will also meet tonight.
 The Herald is mailed to the shore for 1sc a week. Order it before you leave for your vacation.-advt.
 The Young Peoples society of St. Johns Lutheran church held an out ing at Sunset Rock last evening.
 The committee in charge of arrang- ing a municipal ball game between Hartford and New Britain city pro tectors'' will meet tonight in City hall at 8 o'clock.
 The Polish Students council will meet in important session tomorrow night at o'clock at s9 Broad street
 Tennis tournament entries for thu contest at Walnut Hill on Friday ar coming in fast to the committee il charge and it appears as though ther, will be considerable rivalry amongs the showings of the stars. Brigg Parsons, Dudley Felt Henry Schu pack and Harold Bassett are tn committee in charge.
 The Stanley Women's Relief corps met this afternoon in G. A. R. hall a 2:30 o'clock.
 Place your awning order now A kinds of flags. The Eddy Awning an Decorating Co.-Advt.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-24
RAISE $52.97 FOR
 CHILDREN'S HOME
SVarthmore Chautauqua Assured
 of Coming Here Next Year

Children of the Junior Chautuaqua, which closed a weeks enga cement here last night. raised S5297 for the New Britain Children's Home during the past several days Announcement of this was made by Superintendent Kent. At the same time Dr. Kent an- nounced that he had been handed paper by Abram Buol. president of the Chamber of Commerce, which as sured New Britain people that the Chautauqua would return next year.
 Paul Fleming with his magic, was the last performer of the week. MT. Fleming demonstrated some clever stunts of spirituaistic mediums but acknowledge them as tricks.
 The afternoon was given over prin- cipally to the children's pageant and the funny antics of an old-tinne cir GUS clown The children under the direction of Misses Viola Wagner and Dorothy Blackburn, rendered their pageant in a manner which brought many complimentary remarks after the performance in addition to the 'continuous applause during the pro- gram.
 Tn the evening. just before the cur tain rose for the final act, Carl Ram sey, the New Britain boy who has the honor of being the first mayor of Junior Town In this city. stepped to the platform and in a brief address, presented the purse of s52.97 to MT Buol, who accepted on behalf of Rev. J. c. Klingberg. president of the Child ren's Home. pr. Klingberg was i'll and unable to be present in per son.
 In his speech of acceptance. Mir Buol compHmented the children upon their excellent achievement. He spoke lof the pleasure New Britain people have taken in the Chautauqua and the demands made by many to be sure and have it return next year
 He spoke of the pleasant associations he and those who have worked witt him have had with Dr. Kent and his
New Britain herald., 1921-08-24
RUTH 1S DAYS AHEAD

New York. Aug. 24.-Babe Ruth, who now needs only seven more home runs to establish a new record for circuit drives, is sailing eighteen days ahead of his 1920 schedule. Last year Babe got his 4sth on Sept. 10 at Cleveland with Ray Caldwell. who also yielded the 18th this season, in the box. On this date last season Ruth had only 43 homers to his credit.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-24
VANCE. .GAUER,

Johnstone Vance and MisA Ann E. Gauer. daughter of Mrs. c. W. aauer, of A Hamilton street. were married at 12:15 o'clock today by Rev. Samuel Sutcliffe. of St. Marks Episcopel church. The ceremony took place at the homo of the bride. MP. and Mrs, Vance will be home at 42 Hamilton street upon their return from . wedding trip.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-24
REDS BUY INFTELDER.

Shambersburg, Pa. Aug. 24.-wal- ter kimmick, third baseman of the Waynesboro club of the Blue Ridge league, has been sold to Cincinnati for $2,50o, said to be a record price in the Blue Ridge league. Kimmick Is regarded as the best find" in the league. He has made eighteen home runs this season. Lefty Clark, pitcher, also goes to Cincinnati on thirty days tria'.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-24

Cake dance, Dorothy Parker, Alice Finnegan, Pally Montague.
 Jinkle bells, Barbara Shepherd, Margaret Turton, Betty Atwood.
 Harvesters march, Merwin Will lia ms, Carl Ramsey Robbie Booth, Albert Loomis, Billie Atwood, Peter Kimble, John Mulvihil1, Reid Der rick, Clarence Derrick, John Hid.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-24
ABSENT FROM COURT.

R. J. Reucker and Julius Jenofski both of who were arrested yesterday afternoon by Traffic Supervisor Clar- ence Lanpher on charges of parking in restricted areas, absented them selves from court today They will face charges tomorrow morning.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-24

plans for a+game with the city off cials' team of Hartford. Alderman J. F. Gill is chairman and Council men M. T. kerwin and Howard Tim brell are members of the committee.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-24

COMMITTEE TO MEET.
 A meeting of the municipal base ball committee will be held this eve ming at o'clock at City hall to make
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09
0VERRROOK

The new White Chapel was dedicat-
cd Sunday, December 4th. Rev. w. Il.
Mowbray, Supt. of Dover Dlstrlct'
nreached in the morning and Rev.
Reed in the afternoon. Owing to the
dreadful storm that was raging tne
congregation was small to What II
would have been. There was no ser
vice at all at night.
]. A. Docketry of Wilmington spent
Monday and Tuesday with W. A.
Miss Mary Reed of BrOadkill has
been visiting her sister, Mrs. Roy
Mrs. Matilda Hill entertained on
Sunday: Mrs. Henry Draper ana
daughter. Miss Olevia, Of Delmar and
Mr.. Harding.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. P. Warrington en-
+ertained at dinner on Sunday: Mrs:
CLARA West and niece of Millville ana
Mr.. Mink of Lewes, Mr.. and MIS- Cnas:
lynch and Miss Amery Fisher, Gil OF
Lewes and Mrs. Joseph Warrington Oh
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Ritter Of near
here received congratulations upon
the arrival of a little daughter on
October 7th, Elberta Landlord.
Jobn Houston was in Philadelphla
all last week. -,
Tuesday. =,
The revival meetings are now IN
nrogress at Whites Chapel, beginning
on Tuesday night.
Charles e. Greene of Norfolk, Va.'
bas1been visiting his brother, VIM. A.
Greene.
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09

Hamilton, Elgin, Waltham,
and all other American
bracelet watches in the new
design. Prices from $1,000
to $500. Engraved with
any style monogram FREE.
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09
RWANA

Mrs. P. B. McCabe has been spend
ing some time with Mrs. Mary A.
Dawson who is on the sick list
William Farlow and Miss ELSIE
Tborton, of this place, motoreo 70
Parsonsburg, Saturday evening anu
ere married, returning Monday Oh
tIis week. We wish Mr.. and Mrs. Far
low a prosperous and happy marrieu
life. Mr.. Farlow is engaged in tne
garage business here.
Mrs. o. w. Wilgus has returned ar
ter spending the past week WIN
Sriends in Philadelphia.
Rev. Graham and family and MIS-
Coral pepper of Philadelphia were en-
tsrtained at a wild goose dinner at
tbe home of Mr.. Isaiah LOCKWOOD Oh
Friday last.
Martin McCabe is spending some
time with his parents, Mr. and MIS-
George Dickerson.
The Christmas entertainment VIII
he on Monday the 26th. Everyone M
vited to come and enjoy the evening"
Mr.. and Mrs. James Evans were
visitors in town Tuesday.
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09
HENLOPEN GRANGE

Friday evening, December 2, the
Grains descended and the floods came
in such profusion that the patrons did
not venture forth from their cheerful
firesides. In consequence the election
of officer is expected to be held on
Friday, December 9th.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Futcher, Jr., OF
Wilmington, spent the weekend with
their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. James
Futcher.
Miss Minnie Burton Of Philadelphia
who has been visiting Mrs. Carl Bay
lis of Lewes, has returned home.
Miss Laura Joseph has been the
guest of Mrs. Reba Reynolds for
few days.
Mrs. j. Sanderson Trump Of Phila-
delphia was the weekend visitor OF
her sister, Mrs. W. Ferris Wilson.
Mrs. Mary Phillips Bennett of Mil
ford, accompanied by her children
have been at her old home with her
mother, Mrs. Charles Phillips, for a
LLOYD, B. Paynter spent few days
with his parents at Rehoboth Beach
this week.
Mrs. Ira G. Wilson visited the coun-
ty seat last Saturday.
; Mrs. Emory Ayers who has been IN
Baltimore for few days as the guest
of her sister, has returned home.
The members and friends OF EDen-
ezer M. E. Church gave their PASTOR
Rev. W. S. Grant, an old time donation
Thursday evening. There was no
doubt that the surprise was genuine
Miss Ida Steele and Miss Rhea
Hurley who have been i'll with scarlet
fever are much improved we are hap
py to say. ,...
Miss Marie Holland is visiting
friends in philadelphia.
Miss Ida Lindale who is teachlng
in Wilmington was recent guest OF
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Lindale.
We surely had taste of real win
ter Sunday. Old Boreas blew his
breath so strongly that the weather
suggested the idea that one OF the
genuine blizzards Of the North wan
making a Sunday call in Delaware
We are glad to say that the visit was
of short duration.
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09
MALSDeR0

"Tbe Clarion is the name OF tne
o1,oo1 naner. the first numper VI
@hioI sJ anneared in December. A Xmas
Wiz .D..-onoT. will also be published, Dut III
the future the paper Will Dc puOiiSN
ed monthly. .,.4 oor1v Sum
dow evening resulting in the uedGn "
w Raw West, agent for the tlOHo
Tifo insurance Company, caused d
taaIine aa of gloom to creep into tne
1."o-+s of all. Mr.. and Mrs. West nave
1iTed here nearly four years and nau
n,oda a number of friends. MI. WesI
Tas alone at the time of the accloenC'
.nI,ioh occurred a short distance IRON
Sbowa1I Md. and had been deau
nI1o,,+ twenty minutes when Dr. Blsh-
-. ,-ooo obed him. He was tound pe-
opo+b " the overturned car with some
-1oT+ion resting across his neck. Inc
todT- was taken to Berlin, No. Oh
T''asdav for an inquest and tuneraI
.orTices were held in Grace Churcn
on Wednesday afternoon and puLlal
.aade in brotherhood cemetery. MI
West is survived by his WlIe anu ''- JUL
father and mother who nave inc sym
patby of the community -.sor
THE Ladies Aid met on MOnuay O
night with Miss Bess Johnson C@tey.
The church having been closed las'
cot no announcement Of the meet
ing had been made, and, considering
+Io+ +he attendance was large. A IlO-
tion was made and carried to wire tne
no-sonage and a dollar social was
1,Ianned to be held at the parsonage
at the regular January meetlns an% 1%
o,,o,.v member of the Aid (63 In all)
10 renuested to come and bring a DOL
1or that has been earned, II deslreu'
and fell in a rhyme how it was maoe;
school opened again on MONDAY az
+or the building had been thorougnly
scrubbed and disinfected. Mucn sIcA-
ness prevails but there are no He"
cases of scarlet fever. w..
Miss Hilda Burton returned 10 Wes' %
Chester last Monday morning aItel
heing detained at home week nurs'
ing an attack of tonsil1t1s.
Miss Beatrice Phillips, the daughtel
of Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. Phillips, anC
Millard Murray, youngest son OF MI
and Mrs. M. F. Murray, were marrle'
in Salisbury, Nd, last Friday.
Houston Long, only son OF Mr.. am
Mrs Luster Long and Miss Ella Nit
cheIl of Dagsboro have also been mar
ried recently. ,1.,
Mr.. and Mrs. W. A. Rose have beel
entertaining Mr.. Roses mother fror
Centreville, Md.
Miss Ethel Nicholson mas pee
spending few days in Bridgeville.
The store windows are putting
their holiday attire and the httl
folks enjoy gazing at them and imae
ining their Xmas surprises.
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09
FREDERICK

Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Wilson Mr. ana
Mrs. Charles Wilson, OF Dover, MI
and Mrs. William Wilson OF Llttle
Creek, spent Sunday with Mr' ana
Mrs. Joseph Sharp.
Mr. and Mrs. Grier Emory have re-
turned from Washington, D. Z. .
Mr. and Mrs. T. Thomas Cahall OF
walIingsford, Pa, have been WISHING
Dr and Mrs. T. V. Cahau.
Mr. and Mrs. Robert G. Short anu
two daughters of Cumberland Mu.'
have been the guests OF their slsIeL'
Mrs. Evelyn Sharp. , Nit
Miss Jeanette Belts and MISS Hll1-
abeth Camper attended a ScHoOA Jul
vention at Laurel this week ,oon
Mrs. Elizabeth A. Burton mas OeeA
mite sick for week. -, -,4I,
Mrs. L. L. Carlisle has Deen III Will
+oneiIitis but is much improved:
Joseph Lord and Alex LORD Oh sea-
Ford were visitors here last week.
~ Herman Bethards of Philadelpma
has heen spending few days Win MS
mother. Mrs. Mary Bethards.
lanes Bethards Of Newark N: D.
hoS baen visiting his sister, Mrs. Car
mas DOO4A '@S-NO
llT Mrs Mary Kelley, Burris Spurry
~ ~ 1ames t. Spurry spent Sunday IN
Clayton. ,a A1hert Hud-
son spent the weekend III WHINING
ton. ..-4o,, hoe returned
from a visit to Philadelphia. .,o
Courtney Miller is Vlsltlns Iei'
+ives in Florida. lido siol,
Mrs. Cyrus Favinger Is 9ui'0 '
this week. -,,o has been con-
e.od 70 the home for some time VIII
lneT lillo',,oe+ism is able to attend TO her
En9uLls,~, l!93illoTv business. She also has a
tna,l+if,Ii lllll, line of Christmas goods:
OoSS Sant aT Jobn Cunningham is VlslClns
C%pI, dpo,,gbter Mrs. William Spurry IN
Camden, N. J. 60 60 snending
several weeks in Wilmington anu
Philadelphia. .,,. nr;++o, have
Mr.. and Mrs. William MlCUeH Low
boon visiting in Wilmington. .
Mrs. Elma B. Sapp entertalneu a
fow friends on Monday evening MustT 4.I
- dancing enlivened the time I unCll
1o+e hour when refreshments "eie
served by the hostess. .o4,,or;no
Tbe holly workers are gatneIIns nl
bo1lv and making it into Wreatns lOl
the Christmas season. -, +ooro
THE Frederica basket pail W.an ISsI1
io,1rneyed to Millwood-Ocean view we"
ScbooI last week to engage IN a game
Mrs Mrs John Sipple who was opeTateSS p:TsS
NJ fo1 ~, anpendicitis in the MllIoFO
Hospital is getting along hne. srorc
Mrs. Mary Lewis has returned AION
a visit to philadelphia.
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
West End Street
rurL Do.Ao-

Samuel Cs WeASu9 AaSSOA
Services for the Week:
Thursday, 1880 p. m.-Prayer meet
ing.
8:3O-Choir.
Sunday
Sunday, $3.50 a. m.-Bible school'
1O:45 a. m.-Morning service.
4P. M.-Junior meeting
6:45-Young Peoples meeting
7.3O o. m,-Evening service.
The pastor will preach next Sunday
morning on "The Vital Breath OF Che
Christian Life" and in the evening on
"The True Gospel" The subject OF tne
Young Peoples meeting Points we
Are Likely to Neglect" Leader, Wm'
Schuler. Subject for Junior meetlng'
Being a Friend"
At the meeting of the Bible School
Association at the home OF Mrs. Mary
Woodall, plans were made for the
Christmas program, which will be on
Monday, December 26th, at 1:SO p
m. The young mems and young Wo-
mems classes will have charge OF Cne
decoration, and the committee to Sc
cure the finance will be John G. Schu-
1er. Theodore A. Hall, Mrs. Charles
Zakozewski, Mrs. Mary Woodall and
Mrs. A. c. Howe.
Mrs. Zakozewski was also elected
superintendent of the cradle roll fol-
the coming year.
The Young Mems class Will meel
at the home of Jesse KINNEY, West
Second ST., on next Monday at 7;SC
o, m.
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09
EPWORTH
(near GreenWOOd)

Mrs. C. W. McCauley has had guests
from Chester this week.
Earl McCauley and wife are spend
ing sometime with their parents
here.
There will be box and shadow
social held at the Union School house
this Friday evening.
Sunday school at Epworth Church
at 2 D. M, and the Epworth League
will meet at 1880 p. m.
The Ladies Aid Society held its last
meeting at the home Of Mrs. w. e.
McCauley. The session was very in
teresting.
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09
EARMINGTON

Miss Ruth NAPLES Day, daughter
of DR.. and Mrs. W. W. Day, Of Farm
ington, and David s. Grant, formerly
of Cherry Hill, Nd, but now Of Cleve-
land, Ohio, were married on Thurs-
day, November "a, at North East No.
BY the Rev. D. J. Given. Following
the ceremony Mr. and Mrs. Grant left
for their new home in Cleveland, Ohio.
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09

cau "PettyjoAn's" fer Drugs o. o.
Quality" Mail or phone oraers' EnA'
Or Milford.
Milford chronicle., 1921-12-09

GET BLANK BONDS, NOTES AND
HOUSE LEASES AT MILFORD
CHRONICLE OFFICE.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-04-22
NOTICE OF FIRST MEETING OF
CREDITORS

In the District Court of the United
States for the Western District OF
Michigan, Northern Division.
In the matter >of Julius johnson,
Bankrupt.-ln Bankruptcy No. 672.
To the creditors of julius Johnson
of Covington, in the County of Baraga
and district aforesaid, bankrupt.
Notice Is Hereby Given that on the
18th day of April, A. d. 1921, the
said julius johnson was duly adjudi-
Gated bankrupt; and that the first
meeting of his creditors will be held
at the Probate Office of Baraga
County, in the Village Of L'Anse, Bar
aga County, Michigan, on the 3Oth
day Of April, A. D. 1921, at one
o'clock in the afternoon, at which
time the said creditors may attend,
rrove their claims, appoint trustee,
examine the bankrupt and transact
such other business as may properly
come before said meeting.
Dated at Houghton, Michigan, Ap-
ril 10th, A. d. 1921.
RICHARD T. LOONEY,
Referee in Bankruptcy.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-04-22

w6yI the ezmDsfgM Tor China r. the
greatest single philanthropie effort
now before the American people.
Every state IN the Union IL now CO
operating In the life saving stamp
sales, ana special committees are at
work In more than 1900 cities through
out the country. The circulation Of
the stamps 10 being. effected by sales
organizations composed Of officers Of
the woman's Foreign Missionary So
cieties, assisted By commercial orsani-
zations, schools, churches. Boy and
Girl Scout Camps, Y. n. and Y. w.
Christian Associations, fraternal
lodges, hotel associations, boards OF
education and other volunteers inter-
ested In the movement to extend a
helping hand to sister republic In dis
tress.
House to house canvassing for the
sale Of the stamps-which are intended
to be placed on the backs Of letters and
packages-has proved the most effec-
tive method In the smaller communi-
ties. In the big cities the stamps have
been sold to business houses, which
are using them on their outgoing mali
and packages. A nominal quota Of ten
stamps for every adult has been set by
the committee. but In many centers
this already has been passed. II un-
able to obtain stamps through local
committee write China Famine Fund
Committee. Bible House, New York.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-04-22
LIFE SAVING STAMPS
HELP FAMINE VICTIMS:
Each Mercy" Sticker Purchased
for Three Cents Provides Food
for One Day for a Chinese.

Sales Of life Saving Stamps" by.
the American Committee for China
Famine Fund for the benefit Of China.
famine victims have reached total Of
thousands Of dollars at the end of the.
first month, and already the money Is
actually saving lives In China. Or
ders during the first month aggregated
more than 100000 stamps, which
will mean--at the rate Of cents for
each stamp $1,000 for the Chinese
when the complete returns have been
made. The stamps are intended to se-'
cure multitude Of small cOntribu-
tions from persons who will not have
an opportunity to contribute in other
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-04-22
TEACHERS EXAM

There will be a regular examination
for teachers at the Court House
on Thursday, Friday and Saturday
April 20. 20. 80.
All teachers in the county who are
now holding special or third grade
certificates are, according to State Su-
perintendent of Public Instruction, re-
quired to take this means Of legally
qualifying themselves so as to teach
during May and June. Otherwise,
schools taught by unqualified teach
ers are deemed vacant until boards of
education can find legally qualified
teachers.
Applicants for second and FIRST
grade certificates may also write at
this time.
General information has been sent
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-04-22
THREE PRESIDENTS
ASK AID FOR CHINA
Harding, Wilson and Taft Appeal
to Americans to Help Stricken
I Millions Of Sister Republic.

Tia President and two ex-Presidents
II the United States have Joined, for
The first time in the history Of the
country, In an appeal for q philan-
thropic enterprise. President Harding.
ex-President Wilson and ex-President
Taft are all In the forefront Of the
movement to send aid from America to
the famine victims Of China.
One Of President Harding's nrst ON
cial acts after his Inauguration, taken
when he had been In the White House
less than two weeks, was to renew the
appeal made BY his predecessor in be-
half Of Americas sister republic in the
East. President Harding said In part !:
AT this, the earliest practicable mo-
ment In my administration, desire to
add my own to the many appeals
which have been issued heretofore In
behalf Of the starving people Of large
section Of China.
'"The picture Of China's distress Ii
30 tragic that am moved, therefore,
to renew the appeal heretofore made
and to express the hope that the Amer
lean people will continue to contribute
20 this humanitarian cause as gener-
susly as they possibly can"
In appointing the American commit
tee for China Famine Fund, with his
own immediate predecessor in the
White House, ex-President Taft, as
one Of the members, and Thomas w.
Lamont Of New York, as chairman,
President Wilson said in his procla-
nation:
mot only In the name Of humanity.
but in that Of the friendliness which
we feel for great people In distress,
Iventure to ask that our citizens shall,
even though the task Of giving Is not
today light one, respond as they can
to this distant but appealing cry for
help"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-04-22
WOULDN'T ANSWER AT ALL

The sportsman strode into poul.
terer's shop, and with the air of q
man who meant business, said:
"Can you sell me nice plump
pheasant
"I'm sorry / have not pheasant
left, sir" replied the shopman; "but
here are some fine sausages that
can highly recommend. I'm sure
your wife will be delighted with
them"
"Sausages be hanged" yelled the
sportsman. "How can 1 tell my wife
! shot sausaees?"