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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08

<<As iOiiga time 4 know viIe guy
wot never do any work and he
gotta plenta cash. too. He weara
lenta diamond on da feenger and da
!, xelia clothes and he no care eef he
! (ata meat five. seexa time every week.
J - sure one richa guy, albright
One time aska my frien how dat
py maka da leeving. My frien tella
! be he keepa da blind pig and maka
}, lenta cash dat way. l no see how
IN do dat weeth da blind peeg and
think my frien try maka fool weeth
( .e By ia joke.
n teIla my frien wot's matter dat
IIuy eef he gotta plenta money why
De no keepa da peeg wot can see. My
Eien say eef Ire do dat he go cen da
hi and righta queeck losa hees cash.
Re say everybody looka for da blind
)oeg and weel pay beega price eef
I'M find.
For teIla you straighta goods. tilk
~ frien dunno somating yer mooch
hen he tella me ees plenta money
or anybody wot keepa da blind peg
feegure he craze cen da head. He
|Glla me eef no tink he knows wot
- talk jusa getta myself da blind
Deg and l maka plenta money preety
Ion.
Well. l am almost bust ,weeth da
ash 80 try somating once. ! 90 out
- ia farm and geeva look for da
md peeg. but no can find. Every
oe can see good too much.
I 10 like to putta da eyes out for
1T peeg jusa for maka da money.
DO treata even ia peeg so bad as DAT.
D / feegure da system for getta da
>1gh and no geeva moocha trouble fol-
n peeg. too. l buy da peeg and putta
ondage over da head so he can no
9e. Dat way ees so good as eef he no
Eotta da eyes. 1ut dunno vets mat.
~ nobody cune yet for buy da son.
1-o-gun. hava dat blind peeg for
1ree week now and he costa me seexa
||lolla for da foCc and nobody SHOW up
xoeth da cash yet. / dunnt but ]
INK my frien foola me albright.
"A Wot you tink?
fCopyri1ht)
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
HINTS ON SELECTING FOWL S
Fast Growing PuIlet That Begins to
Lay Early Is an Indication Of
Health and viuor.

Some pullets have inherent quail
Ties that make them better than 9TH
ers. They mature earlier. are fuller in
body and begin to lay before others of
the same age. These are the points
to be observed in selecting stock for
next year. If pullet grows fast and
begins to lay early II is an indication
of health. vigor and hardness.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
WOMAN AS ROAD CONTRACTOR
Manitoba Municipality Awards Con-
tract to Elizabeth Mccoy to
Build Highway.

Elizabeth Ann Mccoy of Pipestone.
Manitoba. has the distinction of being
the first woman In the province to be
awarded contract in construction of
roads. She recently secured a con-
tract from the good roads board for
road building in the Pipestone munich
pality.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
FOWLS TO USE AS BREEDERS
Hens That Mott Earlier Than Re
mainder Of Flock and Begin to
Lay Should Be Kept.

Every flock has n few hens that
seem to he just little above the or.
binary run of the flock. These are
bright. active. happy and healthy and
mott easier than the renal der Of the
flock. They begin to lay before the
others and keep 1t up all winter and
spring when eggs are worth the most.
These are the hens to use as breeders.
and this should he done by all means.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08

be depended upon as permanent ave-
nues of communication. In order that
the original public investment be pro-
tected
Estates which have been sufficiently
progressive to build their share of
federal aid are now in a position to
develop secondary systems, and are
therefore that much ahead in economic
development.
"A wise highway policy will con-
struct and maintain roads through gov
eminent forest reservations from fed
eral funds, without calling upon the
treasures In the states wherein these
are located. Wherever a state con-
tains large areas of federal lands due
modification should be made of the
present $3.50 expenditure of federal
and state funds"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Its Brutal Side

"Do you regard prize fighting a.
brutal?
81 certainly do" said Mr.. Gadspu
"On what grounds?"
personal grounds. The last time
attended big fight | was showed thi,
way and that, elbowed, stepped On
and bruised from head TO foot"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Inv IL, fEI6 t I
MARINERS COMPASS.

THE Chinese cEaim TO have known
of the cOmpass-needle as early rs
1000 B. c.. though this Is doubt
ful. In a work by Alexander Neckam
De Untensilibus. Twelfth century,
the use of the compass by sailors is
referred to. The ration from the
true North was noticed about 12G0
A. d.. though the true reason for this
deviation was not discovered Till some.
what later.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Quite Likely.

Two busy stenOgrapEers in an of6ce
in the American building were watch.
ing the crowd of men in the street
gazing at the baseball score board.
Said one: l wish they would SEND
more heat up here, for | feel chilly
"No WONDER" the other quickly re.
piled. ''The low temperature Is dina
to the many fans arOund."-Balu.
more American.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
FACTORS FAV0RlNG STORAGE
II is Of Great Importance to Prevent
Rot and Decay-Guard Against
Frost.

The factors favoring successful
storage are those which prevent rot.
decay, and drying ont. Temperature
should he low enough to prevent de-
cay and sufficiently high to proteci
from frost. For most vegetables th.a
ID from "a to 80 degrees.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Recoonizino the Inevitable.

you seem TO have your own wu
about various important matters"
Il try to cultivate that impression
rejOiped Senator Sorghum. when
see which way things are bound to 60
l regard it as prudent to assume thar
it's exactly the way of which am IN
favor"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Castor Oil Will Helm

Simple cases of bowel trouble In lit
tie chicks can often he cleared up by
a drop or two of castor oil inserted
into the throat from a medicine drop
per.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Following Instructions.

The Boss-Funny. they're all gone
Did you post that notice to the en-
ployees. "You have work to do mere
so be at it,?
The Typist-Yes, sir; but ! mus
have left out the space between DC
and "at."
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
II Few
& Little y
SSuAesD
h.LnlM
REFINED ANXlETEIS

"You say firearms have been barraa
from Crimson Gulch."
Yes" replied Cactus Joe. The,
make us nervous"
THE boys didn't use TO be afraid
of few bullets"
They're not afraid of bullets; but
every time n gun was fired everybodv
went into a panic, thinkin' mebbe ope
of his tires had exploded"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
BOUGHT a Quart.

But, Charlie" protested the swce,
young bride. father is In no mood to
night to discuss business"
Don't you worry, I'll soon have him
In fine spirits" her wise hubby ex.
claimed, as he tenderly liftal n quart
bottle from his brief case.--Ncw York
Sun.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Wanted TO Know.

First Actor say. Jim, our manase
Is looking for some one TO play '"'
fool. -,
Second Actor-Oh, he Is, We"
What's his idea-tO sack lou '"
keep two of 'em?-BostOn Transcript
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
In Chicago.

as Flubdub a marrying mani" 4
mo, he's only made a couple OF ven
lures In that direction. Been married
twice, I believe."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
eCopyright)
Seemed Only Explanation.

Wilbur had seen the various ped
lcrs come through the alley with
|orses and wagons pulling heir wares.
p>Hhen the scissors grinder appeared
- day carrying the bulky machine
y his hack there seemed to be but
~ explanation possible to the lad.
hen the man caine near enough VIII
~ asked sympathetically: Mister, is
WI horse dead"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Fair Warning.

Doctor-Take long walk daily
will give you fine appetite.
Patient-Better try again. uoc'".
If get a fine appetite. heaven Rno"'
when I'll be able to pay your, Dill.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
A Candid View.

"You have been returned to your
distinguished position many times"
II have" replied Senator Sorghum
"Your constituents felt they coulfnt
do better"
81 won't say that. They were afraid
they might do worse"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Exercise Helps Sows.

Pregnant brood sows are very great
ly benefited by exercise during the
winter months. and whatever green
feed they can pick up will aid in keep
ing them In a healthy condition.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Her First Thought.

He-This paper says that wv. ..a
theory of gravitation has oeen pr
false. =. noor
She-Oh. dear! wonder II ~
Sir Isaac will have his ti''e 'a"
away from him.-Boston Transcrio-
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
The Better Way.

Nov that I have graduated ] fee
that I can fight the world"
you've got the wrong Idea, young
man. Don't fight II. Stand In with It.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Must Destroy Barberries.

All the harmful barberries must be
destroyed. The sooner this is done,
the better 1t will be for the farmers
who grow small grains. especially
wheat.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
A Difficult Question

Does II annoy you when my daush-
ter practices her vocal lessonsT
do you want me to be polite q
tell the truth?'
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Once Removed.

81 thought | told you that | wouldn't
rent this apartment to you If you had
any ch,ldren?"
"These are my grandchildren"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Fish Day.

Miss Super-What, accept you! ins
very ideal You poor fish!
Mr.. Sappe-I kinda thoughf ""
might today. TOday's Friday.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
TemperamentaI Consideration.

TemperamentaI Consideration.
"Would you marry man fof
money!
NO" replied Miss Cayenne. I'd
prefer a husband in moderate circum
stances to one who is in a perpetual
furry about his income tax"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
AZ 4h. sinn Of The EIixxer.

Notwithstanding ought to be dons
to prevent pedestrians cutting cornerA
West-Uh-huh. When did you ouy
n car?-Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08
Pulling Weeds Saves Labor.

Save labor next year by pulling or
moving all weeds before they 60 to
seed
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-08

HIS STATUES
"What are De Broke's relatloas
with his wife's peopIeT
ENTIRELY imaginary. They doft
recognize him as a relation at all
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
president: Eugene Griffith, Leslie
kctchum and David Taub.
WILL ORGANIZE
ON FARM PESTS

Farmers and stock mon OF Pueblo arc
continually asking when W. L. Bur-
nett. chief OF the past department of
the state agricultural department. will
DO here to organize against tho prairie
dogs and other pests OF tho farms and
ranges. This question Is asked be-
cause Tho chicftain some timc ago
stated that Mr.. Eurnctt would this
spring come to thiu county for that
purpose.
Some weeks ago while walking on n
street in Fort Collins. Mr.. Burnett
was passed by n rapidly driven auto
stone and hurled II against Mr.. Bur-
nctt's left thigh with such forcc az to
Gauge an injury which for somc time
laid him up. Ho has now so far re-
covered as to bo able to get about on
crutchcs. and hopes soon to come to
Pueblo and carry out his mission.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
R0TARIANS WILL ENTERTAIN
SENIOR CLASSAT CENTRAL HI.

Members OF tho Centennial high
school were guests OF the Rotarians
last month, At the Centennial high
school building.
DINNER starting at $50 O'Clock. will
Be served by girls Of the domestic sci
cncc department OF the southsidc high
school. Following dinner, four MEM
bcrs OF tho Central senior class will
give short speeches. answered by mem
bcrs of the Rotary club. Some mem
boz Of the Central high school facul-
~ will bc chosen to speak. also. After
short program. when high school
SONGS and yclls will be given. answered
by Rotary songs. the members of tho
Rotary club will personally bc con-
Quoted thru Central high school to view
an Industrial exhibit AZ articles made
by tho boys In the manual training
department.
Tho four Central high school stu
dents who have been chosen to speak
before the Rotarlans arc; Harry Quinn.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
SUITS ANO CHARGES
ON SEVERAL COURTS

Tho peculiar prcdicament of Paul
DcPuy is said to bc without prccc-
dent.
First of all he was sued in tort by
his landlady for an alleged amount
duo for room or board or both. In
tort" means body judgment; II n
judgment is secured the defendant can
be Jailed until tho amount is paid.
Next. DcPuy was arrested by the
sheriff on short chcck charge. and
not being ablo to furnish bail, he was
taken to tho county Jail whcrc hc still
is. as the case has not yet come to an
issue.
Thirdly. someone sued out an at
tachmcnt against certain property of
DePuy. and this case is still pending.
Fourthly, in Justice Hart's court
yesterday the tort case came up Tor
hearing, and as DePuy had retained
no legal representative. nor had no
asked tho sheriff to bring him into
court to defend himself in the tort case
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17

Derby. Conn. April 1s.-The Penn
sylvania varsity crew defeated the
Yalo varsity crew on tho Housa,onic
river this afternoon by ono length.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
GO TO FACTORY TO
GEL MORE AUTOS

c. c. Henderson and II. r. Smith Of
tho local Oldsmobile company departed
Wednesday for the Oldsmobilc fac
tory at Lansing. Mich, where they
will cndeavor to secure an increased
allotment Of Oldsmobilo passenger cars
and trucks for tho Pueblo territory.
Tho now Oldsmobilo Four which was
announced tho first Of the year has
proven to bc ono OF the fastest sellers
yet brought out by tho Oldsmobilc
company. ono OF tho oldest and best
known automobile manufacturers in
tho United States. A production of 100
cars a day was originally planned on
this model but orders came in such
quantities from every part of the coun-
try since tho announcement OF tho
new model went In the hands OF the
prospective customers. that 1t was nc
ccssary to increase the production to
165 n day. Whole train loads of this
model have been shipped to various
parts of the country. Colorado rccciv-
ing ono and California several. since
January l. Orders and deposits have
been taken in Pueblo territory for two
carloads OF this now model and II was
In effort to secure a demonstration to
be shown hero and to obtain immcd-
istc shipments of this model that Mr..
Henderson went to tho factory last
week. In order to moro fully test out
the performances OF this now motor
Mcssrs. Henderson and Smith expect
to drive ono of tho new models back
TO Pueblo and with any sort OF wealth
or and road conditions, they expect to
mako an cnviablc record for the now
oldsmobilc light Eight in time con-
sumcd for tho trip and in general per-
formancc OF the latest s-cylindcr motor.
Announcement will bo made daily as
to the progress OF tho travellers and
their car and they are expected in Pu-
cblo sometime tho latter part OF the
week.
tn, following telegram was received
Saturday afternoon at 2:Is by r. j.
Beatty. assistant general manager OF
the Henderson oldsmobile company. ns
follows: Lansing. Mich. April is. 1921.
Light Eight wonderful. VIII leave
Monday. Getting extra cars. wirc dc.
tails tonight. Bad weather. Henderson
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17

City dwellcrs are usually darker Of
hair than country people.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17

Tuesday evening. April -. male
members OF tho faculty At Central high
school and OF tho Senior class, will be
the guests Of tho Pueblo Rotary club
at n dinner to be served by the do
nestle science department Of the SOUTH
side high school in the Central trophy
room. Four members Of the Central
high school senior class. including the
president OF tho class of 1921. arc to
speak before the Rotar rians.
n has been tho custom for tho past
four years for tho Pueblo Rotary club
to entertain members Of tho senior
classes at Central and Centennial high
schools. These students were invited
to att-n: regular Rotary club lunch
cons. in pairs or I'm fouvs. owing to
the ever increaring enrolment in
Pueblo high schools. however tho Ro-
tarians have been unable to follow this
practice. with tho result that this year
tho students must be entertained as
body.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
Enters Business

Mr.. John II. white. formerly with the
Pueblo Automobile Co, in tho tire re-
pair department, has Installed a COM
plctc set of tire repairing and tire re-
trcadinc machinery at 3I6 w. Fourth,
where he is now ready to handle any
sort OF tire work.
Mr.. White is an expert in tire work
having had many years experience
with all kinds OF tires under various
conditions. He worked for tho Pueblo
Automobile co. for eight years and
spent a year In the Army doing tire
work.
Along with his tire repairing Mr..
White carries n fun stock OF high
gradc tires and tubcs
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
Birthday Surprise Party

Mrs Frank Smith. 30o2 Euclid
avenue. surprised her son Frank,
aged 10 years. with "a splendid BIRTH
day party yesterday afternoon.
All the good things usual in birth
day surprise parties wcrc provided.
Among those present were: Zona
Clausby. Ruth Mcdonald. Zelda Bar
rickson. Ruth Haven. Laurabclle
stockton, Bette Lee Cloud. Thomas
Barber. Raymond Thompson. Clara
Haven. Miles and Thomas Donnoliy.
David Packard. Mauricl Boriom. Max
Morton Jr.
Mrs Don Morton and Mrs. Max
Morton insisted.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17

It went by default, which means that
the tort Judgment was issued commit.
ting him to Jail until the amount OF
the bill is paid.
So he is in Jail twice at once figira-
lively speaking. but not literally, for
under the law he has ton days in
which to appeal tho tort case II he 80
desires.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
MRS. MALLORY
CHAMP RACOUE.TE,EU

Pinohurst. n. c.. April 16.-Mra
Molll Bjurstedt Mallory. national
turf and indoor champion. added the
north and south championships to
her titles today. defeating Miss
Marion Zindcrstcin. national clay
court champion, and north and south
champion until today, rs, 6-1. In the
final OF the title match.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
TO FIGHT roR FARMERS

WsshinKton. d. G, April l6.-Sen.
ators from tho agricultural states will
take their night for more liberal credits
and a lower rediscount rate at the
federal roeerve banks TO the president
IL was announced today by Senator
Smith Democrat OF South Carolins.
These senators have boon comforting
for several days. Senator Smith said.
and contend that the increase in the
gold reserve points to tho availability
of more credit facilities which Sonat tor
Smith estimated at Ss,ooo, 900.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
STUDEBAKER SETS
RECORD IN 48.HR. RUN
THE FIGURES

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<+++<<+<<
" THE FIGURES
~ Details of record breaking AS =
: hour nonstop run made by =
= Studebaker Light Six at Homo 4
= lulu, Hawaii:
Coursc-Namond Head, Hon. y
\ olulu.
Distance-1o.s miles \
\ Total distAnce-1.525 miles.
Average speed-31.7 miles nor
hour.
II Gasoline mileage-1s.H miles :
per gallon. 4
*+<+*+<<+<%<+<+4++++++++++
Battling its way thru cloudburst
and sandstorm in a sixty-mile gale a
Studebaker Light Six has broken all
Pacific Coast and Hawaiian endurance
records for stock touring cars in 49,
hour nonstop run OF 1,525 miles, ac-
cordins to information received by tho
Chester N. Weaver Company from the
Pond Company, Limited, Studebaker
dealers OF Honolulu, Hawaii.
Tho record breaking car, a Stude-
baker Light Six. similar in every re-
spect to the car which recently shat
tered all speed records between San
Francisco and Los Angeles, and which
was tho first car to buck its way over
the snow covered Coulterville road
into Yosemite National Park this year,
was driven by members OF the Pond
Company, Limited. Tho course was
over tho famous Diamond Head route.
a distance OF 1913 miles. The average
speed was 3l.7 miles per hour and tho
gasoline consumption at the rate OF
1874 miles per gallon.
The remarkable feature of the long
run was that the car during the As
hour run was forced to make it's way
| thru a cloud burst. a sandstorm and
n part OF the time thru 6o-mile
| gale.
Never once during the entire run
was the engine stopped and the car
was stoppcd only long cnoug to all
low drivers to change places. Four
drivers. doing twelve hourc each at the
wheel, piloted the car over the two
day test.
| Tho Studebaker Light Six now has
five remarkable records to its credit.
tho round trip between Los Angeles
and San Francisco, coast route record
from San Francisco to Los Angeles.
valley record from Los Angeles to
San Francisco. first car to buck it's
way over the snow-covered Coulter.
vile road. into tho Yosemite National
Park this year and the sensational 49,
hour nonstop run OF 1,525 miles at
Honolulu.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
JAY GOULD RErAINs TITLE

New York, April 16.-Jay Gould
and Joseph w. Wear of Philadelphia.
today retained their national ANA
tour court tennis doubles champion
ship title by defeating Joshua Crane
and George r. Fearing of Boston,
Ga, 6-2, 6-3.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
AMERICAN poLo1srs WIN

London, England. April 1s.-Thc
American polo team played its first
practice game at Sudbury today de-
fcating a scrub team four goals TO
one.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
Paddock Will Not Enter
Easter Track Meets

Los Angeles, Cal. April 1S.--Charles
w. Paddock. olympic sprint champion.
viii not enter any eastern events this
year. it was announced today by Dean
Cromwell. coach at tho University of
southern California here. whcrc Pad
dock Is a student. 1t is possible, how
ever. Cromwell said, Paddock will
compete In tho University OF Washins-
ton relays at Seattle April 23.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-04-17
Talk to one Of the many
PENN CREW VICTORIOUS

owners OF Now oldsmobilo fs-thcro
arc 20 OF them in the Pueblo territory.