The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-04-09
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TWENTIETH CENTURY
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Giving and Taking 4.
"a successful marriage is often
spoken Of as a give-and-take propo-
sition. That must mean that the wife
takes all he gives her. And probably
some he doesn't give her
And Then Wants More
Nearly Everything
Cleveland Plain Dealer: "What is
in the Air?" inquiries the Philadelphia
North American editorially. Well,
there's spring and birds and billiards.
and baseball talk and the latest Rus
sian revolution, and everything"
The Cleveland Plain Dealer evil
IDENTIFY forgets few things, such as:
the English coal strike which is apt
to interfere with the football games
next week, the railroad wage con-
troversy which has been in the air
for some time, and women's skirts
which are taking to the air fast. We
Going Up at Least y
Nonchalant Bridegroom.
Felipe Garcia may make Prisca
Guterres good husband, but he dis
played a marked attitude OF indif-
ference during his marriage cere-
Hamilton. While the wedding was
being performed in the probate court
yesterday afternoon Garcia went to
sleep standing up and his bride was
forced to wake him UP before Judge
Hamilton could finish the ceremony.
5---TGlpska Capital. $751;. III
Maybe he is so accustomed to such
cerem onies that they have become
tireScme.
Maybe They Are, Anyway
How Do They Do It?
Have you ever noticed that girl
can go upstairs and 'dress'' for a
couple OF hours or SO and then come
down again wearing the same clothes
she had on when she went upstairs
to dress b, T.
Not Much On Her, at That =.
Permanently Sure. ~""
The only thing in Russia that
hasn't caught the uprising habit is
the ruble.--Washington Post. = ~
Probably Never Will
Not Getting Anywhere.
vs. Among the things that have no
tendency to get you anywhere, the
following have been suggested: &
Singing Feather Your Nest" and
expect that to build you a home.
Going for walk in the graveyard
after dark. ,sj ~ -
Telling people you will repay them
when they know you won't.
Letting man call you all the cuss
words in his vocabulary. SD -
Working for $50 a month and
sleeping in the store.
Telling people Bemidii is a poor
town to live in. ..-
..... SO, Don't Do Them
He Seems to Know.
Luke McLuke says man wants
his wife to dress ''sensibly," SO she
won't show as much of her epidermis
as other women. And, If she does
dress that way, he is ashamed to 60
out with her because she looks 80
old-fashioned. #,.. S.s
What You Going To DOT
..2 One Negative Case.
Talk Is cheap-unless you realize
that it has already cost the state
abort 100000 for the present ses-
son ct the legislature. .....
Than It Isn't
In the Solar Plexus.
Some men haven't much chance OF
learning anything as they grow Older
for they think they know it all from
the start. :
Most of the people who like to
sing, cant. a.' w.. >.gz.. ~<-- ......-
A man may regard the use Of to-
bacco as a filthy habit and yet be
passionately fond of hmburger and
onions ~ = ~, r~
Considering how many persons try
to murder 1T every year, popular
song is hard to kill.
An easy-going man Is often hard
to get started. eas lila, n.
A man is allowed 5000 exemption
on his income tax for each child, bud
met a cent is deducted for maintain.
ing a pet poodle, gold fish, or q
secondhand Ford. -. ........
Some girls have an idea that un'
less they are always talking they
may be considered out Of place. s
And Maybe They Are
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