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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

Mr.. C. A. Harrison of Anthony was
a business visitor to the city this
morning.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

Ford touring car for sale; three new
tires, thoroughly overhauled. for SITS.
B. F. Condor. 24-2t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

There's no extra charge for clean
ing your fish at the City Fish Market
Phore 158 IF
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

New fall line of John B. Stetson
hats just in at WATERWAYS Haber-
dashery. 24-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

FOR SALE-one L. C. Smith type
writer. Good as new; at bargain.
Apply to E. A. Revels, over Guaran-
tee Clothing & Shoe Co., Ocala. st
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25
UNCLASSIFED
ADVERTISEMENTS

Family sewing work
neatly done. Prices reasonable.
Phone 1872. Mrs. Wood and Mrs.
Darling. loft
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

Mr.. C. G. Bennett is enjoying a va
cation at Biltmore, N. c..
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

For fresh meat call phone los. Main
Street Market. lift
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

While they last, Numbered -four
sacks TIC at Federal Bakery 25-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

FOR Comfortably furnished
fve-reon apartment. Private en-
trance Apply C. C. Bryant, sos
Tuscawilla st. 29-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

CLOVERBLOOM BUTTER, ACC. at
the U-SERVE STORES. 23-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

CL0vERBLOoM BUTTER, ACC. at
the U-SERVE STORES. 23-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25
OCALA OCCURRENCES.

IL Jou have any society items for
the Star, please call fve-one.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

Salt mullet, already scaled. ct the
City Fish Market 24-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

FOR SALE-Scottish Bruce brooch,
real Cairngorm stones finely cut;
sterling silver, government stamp
ed, numbered, initiated; rare chance.
Low price Apply to Star Office. 3ts
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

Carriers famous BUTTERNUT
BREAD in two size loaves may be
had at the bakery or at retail groc-
cry stores. Accept no substitute, as
there is none so good. Carriers
Bakery. 15-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

FOR SALE-Eighty acres good pine
land half mile from Belleyiew de-
pot, unfenced. For sale OF lease at
reasonable figure. One crop melons
will pay for It, Address, P. care
Star office. 2s-st"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

3 yds. 27-in. Shifting 81 FIsHEL's.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

FOR RENT-Three room cottage, all
conveniences; 513 Ninth street. APP
ply Z. A Revels studio. 24-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-08-25

FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN-Twelve
head of mules and horses. Can be
seen at Kendrick lime plant. Lake
Weir Washed Sand Co. 25-1t
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08
Claude Waddle
Propr.
PRINTER WAS PEevED.

Charley Harris of Fort Worth,
Tex, got slightly peeved at a let
ter from a doctor who wanted
bids on several thousand letter
heads, different sizes, different
grades and different colors, and
wanted the printing form held
standing. So Charley took his
typewriter in band and wrote:
cam in thesmarket for bids on
one operation for appendicitis.
One, two or FIVE inch incision--
with or without ether also with
or without nurse. If appendix
is found to be sound, want quota
tons to inclNde putting same
back and canceling order. If re-
moved, successful bidder is expect
ed to hold incision open for about
sixty days, as | expect to be in
the market for an operation for
gallstones at that time and want
to save extra cost of cutting. -
Kansas City Post.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08
CARD OF THANKS.

The undersigned wish to express their
sincere appreciation to their friends and
neighbors who were so kind to them
during the long illness and at the funeral
of their mother, Mrs. Elchornia Hen
drick.
Meredith Hendrick.
Mamie Hendrick.
Lucy Hendrick.
Mrs. Susan Jones and family.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08
NORTHBoUND

No. PIP Passenger, daily 1923 a. m.
No. 294 Freight, except Sun. 1926 a. m.
No. pa Passenger, daily 6:S7p. m.
SOUTHBOUND
No. 215 Passenger, daily SAP a. m.
No. 293 Freight, except Sun. 1923 Am.
No. 209 Passenger, daily 40 p. m.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08
RURAL SCHOOL TEAcHERs.

The News wants to place a
handsome map of Missouri and
1922 calendar in every country
school in this section of Jasper
and Barton counties. If teachers
or patrons will drop in we will be
glad to hand you map and calen-
dar. l4tf
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08

No Fishing or Hunting.

The publicis hereby notified that fish
ing or hunting on the farms Of under
signed is forbidden under penalty OF the,
law. No exceptions made.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08
No Hunting Allowed.

The undersigned hereby give warning
that hunting on the places occupied by
us will be considered as trespass and
be so treated. No exceptions made.
C. s. Ward.
l2tf Bert Ward
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08
No Hunting.

We hereby notify the public that
hunting by day or night, is forbidden on
the places occupied by the undersigned.
No exceptions made.
George Moser.
Vim. Moser.
l2-Stx F. B. Moser.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08
No Hunting on My Parma.

This is to notify all parties that hunt
will be considered as tresspass and
dealt with accordingly. No exceptions
ade.-Robt. Wolfe. Jan. TX
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08

Go to the Toggery Shop if you are
hunting something niceforXmas. Elita
or Dora will not only suggest some
thing, but shox you the very thing
that will please you.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08
NO HUNTING.

This is to notify the public that l
will not allow hunting on my farm.
either day or night. Please observe
this notice and avoid tro1ble.-Dr. v.
H. Hendricks. l6-4t
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08
NoHUNTINC.

Trapping or hunting either day or
night OIL the farms occupied by the
undersigned will be considered as tres
passing and no exceptions made.
n. ]. Keltner.
1S-Jan.ls L.G. Keltner.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08

LUNGARDIA is without rival"
in ordinary or deep-seated Coughs
andColds, difficult breathing and for
the relief OF Whooping Cough. The
wonderful results following its use
will astonish you and make you its
lifelong friend. Your money back,
ifyou have ever used its equal. Dan
ger turks where there is Cough or
Cold: Conquer it quickly wi h
LUNGARDIA. Safe for all ages. 60
cts. and 81 20 per bottle. Manufac-
tured by Lungardia Co. Dallas, Tex.
For Sale By
II. F. PITTS
Oct 27-Dec 10
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08

FOR SALE-A few good Barred Rocl
roosters.-Mrs. H. E. Coiner.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08

Have you seen Mrs. Hastings hand
bills.
Eunice .IIayzlett is recovering
from measles.
Ward & Earl shipped car Of
hogs Tuesday.
Some choice pieces Of china for pres
ents at Shields, the Druggist.
We like to sell Tanlac because it
satisfies our customers. III. r..
Pitts.
Mrs. Anna Wells takes subscriptions
for all magazines and periodicals
A little Jasper girl wants Santa
Claus to bring her papa some hair
for his bald spot.
Tanlac is one medicine that
does what they say it will do.
H. F. Pitts.
See the Santa" tables at the Tog-
gerry Shop.
Lu Creta little daughter of Mrs.
Stella Mayors has scarlet fever
but is getting along nicely.
Dolls in endless varieties and at a
low price. Come early. L. Shields
Drug Store.
Miss Irene Winans, who is in
the government employ at WASH
ington, d. c., is visiting her par
ents here.
A. F. Hayes, who came here
from Branson recently to conduct
a watch and clock repair shop, is
moving to Springfield this week.
Don'tforget the"Big Reduction Sale"
at the Toggery Shop. Things are NOV
ing fast, for they are real bargains.
Fire in a defective flue at the
ST. James Hotel was extinguished
with a fire extinguisher before
further damage was done Mon
day.
Renew your magazine subscription
with Mis-. Anna Wells.
Absolute merit and merit alone
is responsible for Tanlac's phe-
nomenal and unprecedented sue
cess.-H. F. Pitts.
Clarence Hammond is able to
be at the store a little after being
laid up about a month with an in
jury to his leg. He still carries a
crutch. Ng ~Ntfest ~ ''
A baby boy was born to Bert
Paston and wife, thirteen miles
southeast Of Jasper, Tuesday, De-
cember 6. They formerly lived
on the Pitts farm.
Come and see my new line of ivory.
l will be opening all this week some
novelties which make nice Xmas gifts
j. L. Shields, Pharmacy.
TweE ty-six out of forty-five in
high school are suffering with sore
arms from vaccination. Only
three or four were kept out of
school this week from the effects
of it.
Magazine subscriptions make excel
lent Christmas gifts. See Mrs. Wells.
Rev. R. G. Medaris, missionary
of the Spring River Baptist AS
ISOLATION, will preach at Zion Bap.
fist Church next Sunday morn.
ling at II O'Clock and at Jasper
Baptist Church Sunday night.
Mrs. L. L. Dennis of Carthage
is visiting her daugh ter, Mrs. Aller
Peterson. Mrs. Dennis has about
entirely recovered from injurie.
received in an automobile accident
in California last summer.
Basket ball on the high schoo
. court Friday night this week. TIL,
Lockwood town team is cominl
over to play a picked team here
I 1t is understood that Glen Turn
er, Rue Webb, Walter Kittermau
Lennie and Floyd Thomas Wi
: represent Jasper.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08

Now is the time to have your house
wiring done. Jasper Electric Light Co.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08

am offering up now a nice line OF
cut glass for Holiday gifts. Get busy.
j. l.. Shields.
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08

mo HUNTING OF Trespassing"-
Signs printed on stout cardboard, read
ing as above for sale at six cents each
by mail postpaid. Carthage Press,
Carthage, Mo. l5-3t
The Jasper news., 1921-12-08

Take your poultry and eggs to Ham
mond, the east-end house, for the high.
prices.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-12
Two Minutes Of Optimism

sy HERMAN j. STITCH

knew him. al
a n praires
t. his mitens
mad He would forget to pull the
missed their corners
Of
eaure-$5OO0O
1t
sends
their reward quickly get
ambition die
apprentced shoemaker whose
thoughts
the
no becaus
he
Hamsun had
fisherman
fe and depicted with the
of gem a
should
which
wicked stuffed
But called he uncomfortable soul
and he could but sail
could founder No
defeat and
Andso, Hamsuns ship has come home
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-12
Dinner Stories

u hear old Wayne cleaned up in a
real estate deal?'
Well, you might say that. He man,
aged to slip his bag past his landlady
and jumped two weeks rent when he
moved the other day TO new quarters. -
A young theological student was be.
ireing asked some questions by a
bishop. who was what is generally
termed "a good sportsman What
We're the names of the people living in
the house into which ST. Peter went
after his escape from PRISON." The
student thought moment and then
said: Il can remember the name of
the girl who opened the door to him"
"Ah, Mr.. -" replied the bishop with
a smile, you would remember that"
What mace your kid such a scrap
per-" @
Circumstances. His ma made him
wear curls until he was nine years
old"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-12
Ripping Rhymes.
BY WALT MASON
THE DISCORD

Though grateful people may rejoice
DER blessings they possess, you'll al
ways hear a plaintive voice proclaim
ing bleak distress. The most of US
are CHEEKY guys who brandish pleasant
grtms; we don't send up our doleful
cries until we bark our Sims. We
know this worlds a good old joint in
which to spend our years, and so don't
linger to anoint the veldt with useless
tears. A better world we could not
wish, life is it's own reward; but there
is always some poor fish who hits a
minor chorG. And while we sing. of
azure skies and blue and silver seas.
he jars as with sdiscordant cries of
Grape and soup and cheese We travel
ON sunlit track and play the fife and
drum, but he has read the almanac.
and knows that storms will come. We
see the bride and bridegroom pass, and
boost their wedding rags: but he is
sure that flesh is grass, and brides will
be old bags. We sing of hope and
happy days, and dance upon the
sward; but always there are dreary
jays who hit the minor chord.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-12

a. m. J. F. Holiday, Superintendent.
Morning Worship, 1890 q. H. Sub
ject of sermon-"Things That Accom-
pany Salvation Evening service, 700
p. m. Subject of sermon: THE Fools
Vineyard. Lenten service Thursday,
7:1o p. m. Catechism class, Saturday,
$50 a. m.
St. PauI's Lutheran Church-South
Seventh and D streets. J. P. Miller,
pastor. Sunday school 9 a. m, Jesse
Wlechman, superintendent: divine ser
vices 1890 a. m. and. Z p. m. German
service 2 p: M. conducted by Profess
sor J. L. Neve, of Springfield, Ohio.
Lenten service Wednesday evening,
1870 O'Clock. Catechizing Saturday, s
10 1890 a. m. Subjects of sermons as
follows: Sunday morning, THE Royal
Law Of Love- Sunday evening, Sub
ject not announced
Trinity English Lutheran Church -
Corner Seventh and South streets;
Oscar T. F. Tressel, Pastor. Residence
% South Eleventh street. Phone 1851.
Sunday school 900 a. m. Divine serv.
ice. 1890 a. m. "Christ's Vision of the
Cross" Evening worship, ZOO o'clock.
"The Sublime Character of Christ's
Priesthood" Lenten service Wednes-
day evening at 7:30 o'clock. Council
meeting Monday evening, 1870 o'clock,
at the home of Mr. Harmon Nieman.
22O South Fourteenth street. Ladies'
Society Thursday afternoon with Mrs
Henry Heet, 406 North Twenty-first
street.
St. Johns Lutheran church-Sun-
day school 9:15 a. m; Raymond Dun
ing superintendent English service
1880; the Rev. Mr. Specht of the
Wernle Orphans Home in charge
Members meeting at 2 o'clock; no
evening service; Young Peoples soci-
ETY. Tuesday evening; Sewing society
Thursday afternoon.
METHODIST.
Grace Notwithstanding school at
9:15 a. m. Moving pictures. Children
will receive free tickets to The Shep-
herd of the Hills" to be shown Tues
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-12

ham college Glee club Prof. Louis
T. Jones, pastor.
United Presbyterian-Preac by
Rev. j. H. j.. Goron of Huntsville, o.
at 1890 in the morning and 7:30 in
the evening. Sabbath school at els.
Mrs. d. w. Scott. superintendent.
SCIENTIST
First Church Of Christ Scientist
North A, between Fourteenth and Fiji
teenth streets. Subjet, Substance.
Sunday school at 9:15 a. m. Services
at 1880 a. m. Wednesday evening
testimony meeting at 7:45 o'clock.
Public cordially invited. *.
SPIRITuALiST
Science Church Of SpirituaIists-
The Science Church of Sdritualists
will hold service Sunday, 1880 p. m. in
the Red Mems Hall, 20 South eth
street. Rev. NJ. C. B. Austin. pastor,
and Rose Baker, assistant Public is
cordially invited.
The spirituaiist Church Of Truth
The Spiritualist Church of Truth will
hold service Sunday at 7:45 D. m. in
the Ben Hur Hall, over The American
trust and Savings Bank. There will
De oaptismal service. Mrs. l.. A. Nor
row, pastor. will lecture on subject.
Does creation Have Any Effect on
the Spirit. Public cordially invited.
MISCELLANEOUS
Inc Church OF God-515 North A
street. Revival services on Saturday
at ZOO p. m. Also Sunday at 1913
and 700, with Sunday school at 9: 10
Brother Lambert, OF Shelby,ille. will
be with US in these services. You are
invited to come. Thomas Duckworth,
pastor
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-12
..- TODAY'S TALK RI
By George Matthew Adams. "You "Take
IT'S ALL in YOUR VIEWPOINT
BY George Matthew Adam

do believe
Some OF
ana valuable when
upon IT, deive into it, get from it of its thrills
Its upper cutshat job
whole world
a
by
" there are who Immediately
lap or mso une-and
lend ready hand.
But who quick
You can't get happiness a in
a
ease-and then if plumbing spots leaks
remember that hidden
ahead and have things
Another and
are known
paratien experience
Then as life unod for will
Sour and sordid viewpoints come in the a
somach-rom eating the
They that should
around--let us learn and live!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-12

The postmaster general believes the 100000
men and women have the brains and the heart
to do their work well. eve purpose to approach
this matter so that they shall be partners with
us in this business" he says. "They have the
brain and they have the hand to do the job well
and they shall have the heart to do it well. We
purpose to approach this matter that they
shall be partners with US in this business
Mr.. Hays knows that unless the postal en-
ployes put their heart into the task that is, take
personal interest in the service, realize that they
are highly important factors in it's success, all
his own efforts will fail BY putting the service
on partnership basis, he has enlisted the hearty
cooperation of the thousands upon whom the eff
ficient dispatch and distribution of mail ulti-
mately depends.
Efficiency that does not take into considera-
ton the personal element will sooner or later de-
feat the very purposes for which it was applied.
Postmaster General Hays believes in linking the
heart with the brain and hand to accomplish re-
suits. On that basis he is bound to succeed. He
will have not only the cooperative effort of
every postal employee, but also the confidence and
assistance of the millions who depend upon the
mails for the performance of a great business
and social enterprise.
Sometimes we forget that the postal en-
ployes are our unknown friends. Their fidelity
to duty and their willingness to give good serv-
ice are responsible for the prompt delivery of
letters from our sons, daughters, and friends.
The same holds true of the service which the post
office performs in our business and industrial
life.
For this reason it must be maintained at the
highest point Of efficiency If it fails to func-
tion with dispatch and accuracy, business feels
the interruption and our home life is disturbed.
The postmaster general has found one of the
weaknesses of the system We cannot expect
the postal employees to perform their work with
glad hearts if they feel that their labor is COM
modify and not service. By humanizing the
channels through which the mail is handled, the
postmaster general will soon discover that he has
put spirit and life into the organization and that
better service and results will accompany the
reformation
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-12
Good Evening
BY Roy K. MouIton

Policeman Stops Runaway House.
says headline. Some families always
move hurredly that way.
John D.. Jr, paid 800 for 41-cent
lunch We haven't done that since
before the war.
AN ExTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCE
A woman who is charged with shoot
ing her husband has given fairly
plausible excuse for the deed. Phono-
graph hounds should take notice:
Il would rather be in Jail than with
my husband" she told the Judge Il
dreamed a few weeks ago of going to a
closet and getting the shotgun and
killing my husband. We had had sew
'eval quarrels. but had not thought Of
killing him before thai.
He didn't give me much money. He
spent most of it for monograph
records. He wasf playing the ,phono-
graph when | killed him
Charlie loved his little nip,
There was no nicer 'feller."
Henry was his lifelong friend,
- And asked Charlie down to his
cellar.
Charlie tried his home made hootch.
Its great stuff Charlie said,
But somehow he has changed his
mind,
"a As he now sits up in bed.
p +~ -McZieas
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-12
PILE SUFFERERS
Can You. Answer These Questions .

W. <Aho i H6SS questions
10 you know why ointments do not
give you quick and lasting reliefa
why cutting and operations faiIa
internal?
That there is a stagnation Of blood
In the lower bowel?
10 you know that there is a harm.
Tess internal tablet remedy discovered
Dy Or. Leonhardt and known as HEM.
hoIO, now sold by Quigley's drug
stores and druggists generally, that is
guaranteed? 10
d, EMholD banishe piles by re-
moving the internal cause. nv frea,n,
blood circulation in the lower bowel
ms simple home treatment has an
almost unbelievable record for sure
pile sick sufferers. and saves The 80
less pain and expense of an operation
ne,e is no reason why it should no,
40 the same for you.-Advertisemen
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-12
fiumanfzing the Post Office

1.-THE postal establishment is not an institu-
tion for profit or politics, it is institution for
service and it is the presidents purpose that
every effort shall be made to improve that serv-
ice" ID H.. j.. /:
g, So spoke Postmaster General Hays recently
about the department over which he presides.
Millions of Americans are glad to know that the
post office means more to him than mere insti-
tuition of profit: and that service, which inter.
preted means prompt mail deliveries, will be the
watchword of the new administration.
The post office touches almost every inhab-
liant of this country. It is the channel though
which commerce and industry maintain COM
munication, and the medium through which the
close ties and relationships of home and society
are sustained. Whenever the. postal department
becomes inefficient and fails to deliver letters
promptly, the country suffers an economic loss
and social unrest is engendered
49, ut is great human institution touching
every individual in the country" says the post
master general. at is great business institu-
ton serving every Individual in the country"
- BY emphasizing the human element Of the
department, Postmaster General Hays hopes to
create new morale among it's 100000 employees
The breakdown in the department, it seems, is
not due to desire on the part Of the postal en-
ployes to give poor service or to inconvenience
senders and recipients of letters; but can be at
,tributed to feeling among the men and women
of the department that they were only cogs in
machine and that their service was commodity
in which the government trafficked. Small Won
der that the service could show no results and
that efficiency was lacking