davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15
Soaked" Family Doctor.

After a Kentucky Judge had fined
his family doctor $50 and costs for
speeding and had sentenced him to jail
for three days, he went on to say:
you and ! are friends. / am your
lawyer and you are my doctor, but I
am here to administer justice as I see
It, And you will serve that sentence
In spite Of u friendship or what any
of u friends may do" Just wait I'M
I'll II comes Docs turn to sit In judg-
ment on that judged
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15
WORKING of Pearl.

There are two kinds Of shells used
IN the manufacture of small articles.
the porcelnneous and he nacreous.
The former are extremely hard and
Gun be worked only with the appa-
ratus used by the !6pldary. The lat
ter are more generally used and may
be sawed, filed and turned with some
facility. The pieces should be ~roughed
out on a common grlndstone. After
turning they should be smoothed with
numlce stone and water, and polished
with rotten stone with sulphuric acid
slightly diluted.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15
Stats Diary

Friday found a nickel on the ST.
today &tuk it into the store to by sum
marbles. The clerk sed it wassent
emmy good as it was made out of Led.
so / went & give it to a blind man
which was a begging on the st. corner.
Saturday-over herd pa C ma atawk.
ing about gettning ready to make gar
den. That signifys me. So / & Jake
snuk out in the country with the dawg.
Gardens issent emmy fun. In the sum-
mertime.
Sunday-pa had a marry exkape
frum burning hisseIf. He TUX a bath
like he often does & it was kinda dark
& he grabbed the talcum powder Dor
which he has ex%trackted frum mas
dresser & he started to give hisself q
cote of it.. 1t stung him &upon strick
examinashun he discovered he had
picked up Lewises lie by a mistake.
Monday-Jane & me is getting reel
chummy now. We play marbles after
skool on are way home & as long as
she wins every thing is o k And l let
her win all the time. Almost. She
can spit threw her teethe SOW. Good
as l can.
Tuesday-They was a fire at the
skool today. diddent amt. to nuth-
ing. G. l am afrade they will get it all
fixed up & we will hafto go back agen.
The teecher asst Blisters who was Ham
let and he replayed & sed He was a
Great Dane who suffered with Sollil-
ikys.
Wednesday-about all. L beer is wirk
in the ole garden. 1t seems to me that
as high as meat is l shudl ort to be
ketching fish. That is 1 thing pa &
ma agrees upon & that is L shud wirk
in the garden & ruin thesummer.
Thursday-pa was a reeding in the
moose paper that they dussent seem to
he no demand for branes hereof lately.
ma indicted that he shud ort to do
pRitty well according to that But he
dbddent say nuthing back.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15
"Maearoni Verse;"

This is u kind of humorous verse
In which, with Latin as a base, words
OF other languages are introduced,
using Latin infections and construc-
lions. The term was selected since II
implies a mixture of languages-com-
parable with the mixture of ingredi-
ents found In a dish of macaroni. The
name is sometimes applied to verses
which are merely a mixture OF Latin
and the unadulterated vernacular of
the writer. This type of verse has
long been known In Italy.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15
D recurrence o fthe disease.

to recurrence o fthe disease.
Officially the institution is known
as KaEihf hospital, but its inmates
call it by another name, a strange
name, unless one has seen the cheer
fulness born of hope that pervades
the air there. 1t Is Mount Happy"
On the day the Ga we're paroled
friends and relatives gathered from
far and near in the island to greet
those who came out of the vale of
shadow. Behind a hedge stood one
group of smiling inmates, behind a
frail wire fence another happy group.
One group was to go back to the
world, the other was to remain for
further treatment.
Still another group, and larger, was
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15
ror a new Umbrella.

Before using a new umbrella inject
a small quantity of vasellne into the
hinge portion of the frame. II put IN
carefully the vaseline will not spread
and is a sure preventive against rust.
Also, always stand wet umbrellas on
their handle to dry. This allows the
water to run out OF them instead Of
into the part where the silk and ribs
meet, thus causing the metal to rust
and the silk to rot.-Good Housekeep-
ing.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15
Hunting aazeIIes From Autos.

The speed of the gazelle has al
ways made it exceedingly difficult to
hunt them, but now 1t is a common
thing to see gazelle hunters in auto
mobiles darting across the desert Of
Morocco in chase of these speedy an
finals. The results of the hunt are
invariably greater than when horses
are used, because the animals become
tired out before overtaking the ga
Zelles.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15
Had Warning Enough.

A West Norwood man who described
himself Ms a poet told the magistrate
that he had twice been knocked down
by a m~otorcycllst. Our opinion is that
he should have given up poetry when
h0 was knocked down the first time.
London Punch.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15

Mistakes of the past can never be
corrected. Errors Of the future only
car be avoided. From the past we
should learn how to live so that our
lives can be free from needless regrets.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15

Painting, or art generally, as such,
with all its t~echnicalities, difficulties,
and particular ends, is nothing but a
noble and expressive language, invaI-
liable as the vehicle of thought, but
by itself, nothing.-John Ruskin.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15

Together with Portuguese, which is
practically n dialect, Spanish Is the
language OF the whole western hemi-
sphere south OF the Rio Grande, n
region of Incalculable natural wealth
and vast trade possibilities,
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15
ResiQned.

1t may be, as a scientist says, that
from a physical standpoint we are
much inferior to prehistoric man; still,
most Of us would rather be inferior
than prehistoric.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1921-04-15
Could Show Him In Short Order,

NVuIu OTOW TINT III oHUTt NFuU7
Evolutionary Aspirant-"Te&rs, idle
tears. I know not what they mean |"
Manager-"Well, you come into our
box Office and our will soon
show you what idle tiers mean
San Francisco Chronicle.
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09
WORK and SAVE IS
MCCORMICK ADVICE
Washington, D. c., Nov. THE
following article about Representa-
tive w. J. Mccormick of Montana ap-
pears in the October issue of the Ma
tional Magazine:
MONTANA CONGRESSMAN SAYS
NATION MUST WORK
AND SAVE.

All that comes out of the West is
not "wild and woody" either in ma
terial or mental things. Certainly the
West has been the breeding ground
for some queer political and econom-
ical notions, yet many of the most
useful ideas in government and bust
ness have spread over our country
against the course of the sun. 1t is
natural that pioneers should make ex-
periments and that not all of these
should turn out well. But this ap-
plies not any more to the develop
ment of the West than it did to lay
ing the foundations of the republic
in the East. Pioneer and Pilgrim are
interchangeable names in the history
of the United States.
Amidst the confusion of tongues
and of terms with regard to the "pres-
ent discontents," new statesman
from the West has expressed views
upon one question raised, in form sc
clear and concise as to be a model
worthy of imitation. The matter al
issue being the theory that prosperity
would be hastened in it's return by
giving face value as money to Lib
erty Bonds through governmental de
cree. Congressman Washington j,
Mccormick of Montana dismisses the
delusion in a few crisp words. His
opinion is the same as that of Pres
ident Harding, expressed in the sen
tence, "No government fiat will pa!
our bills" Mr.. Mccormick at tn,
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09

same time gives, in terse phrases, the
true remedy for present conditions.
"Work and save" it is. in nutshell
This is what he says on both phases
of the subject:
"There is always a danger in any
legislation which seeks to make gov
ernment securities equivalent to le-
gal tender, that the circulation me-
dunn of currency will be so expanded
as to flood the country with money
and bring about consequent high
prices. The truth Of the matter is, in
my opinion, that we have big debt
to pay, which can be met only by
adopting the same process which an
individual would adopt in doing the
same thing, to-wit: cutting down ex
penses, foregoing usual luxuries anC
extravaganza, and working harder.
The government, Of course, can Greats
all the money it wants to, but tbi
does not bring wealth; it merely un
settles credits"
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09
Hitting 0be Nail on 06e Head


been reduced II per cent since July
1, there was no talk of reduction
of freights until this crisis arose. Now
the railroads are attempting to gain
the sympathy of the public in this
crisis by this late reduction of rates.
"rhe public never would have re-
ceived this reduction with the con-
sent of the railroads had the railroads
not been confronted with this emer-
gency."
If that were true, either in whole
or part, the Interstate Commerce
Commission should well be abolished
For in that event it would be but &
body of men controlled by fear anC
influenced by intimidation, making
decisions only under duress. 1t il
to be regretted that men who ar,
leaders of great classes of laborers
should so grossly misrepresent th'
facts in order to further some enC
in which they are interested.
In order to get the facts before tn
country and make the matter of of
ficial record, compilation has beel
made of the rate reductions ordere
by the Interstate Commerce Com
mission since September 1, 1920. Thi
compilation is being printed as
House document upon motion O
Representative Everett Sanders Or
of Indiana, member of the Hous
Committee on Interstate and Foreig
Commerce.
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09

Dispatches from Manila tell of the
encomiums heaped upon America by
Lord Northcliffe, the British news
paper owner, who has been travelling
in that quarter of the globe. The
dispatches say he "has repeatedly
commented on the amazing generos-
ity of the United States in the handl-
ing of the Philippine problem and
the treatment of the Filipino people.
He has been deeply impressed with
the wonderful school system estab-
lished by the Americans and has de-
clared there are none better any,
where in the world. He frankly asked
various Filipino statesmen and Of
ficials how the Philippines would or
could carry on if America should get
out. Without exception, the question
remained unanswered, except by puz-
zled silence. He told them they al
ready had all the essentials of indie
pendence, plus immunity from in
ternational entanglements, bestowed
by a great and beneficient power
through American world prestige and
military powerp He impressed them
with the fact that President Harding
had sent to them General Leonard
Wood, who not only was great
American but great internationa
figure, who, Lord Cromer years ag'
said, probably was the most robus
and able colonial administrator OF
modern times"
When we took up the white man
burden in the Philippines foreigl
governments engaged in colonial ad
ministration were not so generous
with us, and there was considerabl
! sneering in the Far East at Ameri
can colonial policies. The coionis
policies outlined by Mckinley, dis
carded by Wilson, and revived b
Harding have met with the unqual
fled admiration of those who ono
scoffed at us. Republican principle
, have been found quite as practical
a the colonial field as they were {
e home. The little group of Filipir
e Tweedringers, led by Manuel Gu,
e zon, who would like to get comple+
r lcontrol of those islands, are unab
1 to convince the large majority of Il
i Filipinos that self-determination
/ advisable at this time.
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09
JAPS DO THEIR
OWN DELIVERING

According to reports, practically
all the lumber that is going out Of
the Columbia river is going to Japan,
and in Japanese ships. We. can hardly
complain of that, for if Japan buys
our lumber, we must concede her the
right to carry it in her own vessels,
though we certainly ought to make
an effort to carry half of it. But a
deplorable situation for which there
is no compensating consideration is
presented when we Sc Japanese ships
going into the Columbia ports in bal
last and loading cargoes of wheat
for transportation to Europe at the
same time that U. S. Shipping BOARD
vessels are tied up at the docks with
caretakers in charge.
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09
EXPANDS MARKET
INFORMATION

The Ohio Bureau of Markets, Col
umbus, Ohio, has had installed in it's
office in the state capitol a "drOp"
from the leased telegraph wire op-
Grated by the bureau of markets and
crop estimates, United States depart
ment of agriculture, and is arranging
to develop market news service for
fruits and vegetables, live stock and
meats, and dairy products. The plans
| of the Ohio bureau contemplate Civ
ing intensive distribution of current
news regarding supply and demand
and prices Of these products to Ohio
producers, dealers, and consumers.
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09
You'll enjoy the
sport of rolling
'em with P. A.!

EIRST thing you do next
/ go get some makin's
papers and some Prince
Albert tobacco and puff away
on a home made cigarette
that will hit on all your
smoke cylinders!
No use sitting-by and say
ing maybe you'll cash this
hunch tomorrow. Do it while
the gOing's good, for man-o-
man, you can't figure out
whatyou're passing byl Such
flavor, such coolness, such
more-ish-ness-Well, the only
way to get the words en-
phatic enough is to go to it
and know y0urselfl
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09
WRONG INFORMATION
ABOUT RAILROADS

Probably the question uppermost in
the public mind today is that of rail-
road transportation and rates, yet,
strange as it may seem, there is no
question upon which there is so much
general misinformation. Recently
there was issued an ANALYSIS of the
Transportation Act insofar as it af-
fected the financial relations between
the government and the railroads.
The purpose of that analysis was to
show the falsity of the repeated
charges that the government is guar
anteeing an income to the railroads.
Another equally false and mischiev-
Gus charge is to the effect that since
the Interstate Commerce Commission
made the general advances in freight
rates effective as of September 1,
1920, there have been no decreases in
the rates then authorized. The In.
terstate Commerce Commission has
-Seen- portsayed as a hard-boiled
standpat organization, wholly out o1
sympathey with the shippers of the
country and completely Indifferent tt
the economic needs and conditions ot
the hour, To cap the climax of thi:
misrepresentation, the leaders of tn,
various railroad brotherhoods ISSUED
a statement October %, immediatel!
following the announcement by tn,
Interstate Commerce Commission o
a general reduction in rates on ha!
and grain, to the effect that thei
threat of a strike forced the Inter
state Commerce Commission to max
-~ach a decision. The exact languag
Of this statement was as follows:
I'VE are advised through tn
newspapers that the Interstate Com
merce Commission has authorized
considerable reduction in freigh
rates.
Notwithstanding the fact that tn
wages of the railroad employees hay
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09
PRACTICAL PREPAREDNESS.

The country must be prepared not
only to meet attacks from without,
but also to combat disturbances from
within. The measures taken by the
railroads in mobilizing a reserve
force of workers, the efforts of State
Officials in listing all volunteers for
emergency work, and the activity of
army officers in taking a census of
former railroad men in their COM
mands, were a potent factor in pre-
venting a tieup of our transportation
lines. 1t was preparedness of a most
practical sort. ASA.
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09
WHAT THIRTY BILLIONS

Washington, Nov. 7.-"If limita-
tion of ornaments can check the dan
ger of war, or reduce the expense of
military preparedness, it will be well
worth while, even if it does not ac-
complish all that might be hoped of
it. Aside from their own national
honor and safety, there is scarcely
anything the people of this nation
want more than they want relief from
tax burdens and the destructiveness
Of war.
Counting the cost in m9rey only,
the European war cost the United
States more than $4,000, 900, ,OOO--a
hundred times as much as the cost of
building the Panama Canal, consider
ed in its time one of the greatest
undertakings the United States might
assume.
"What would not thirty billion dol
lars do?
"Thirty billion dollars would buy
all the railroads of the United States,
free from debt, and leave ten billion
dollars for betterments.
"Thirty billion dollars would build
100000 miles of the best highway, at
a cost of $4,000 per mile-highway
enough to lay fifty similar, highways
across the country North and South
"Thirty billion dollars would build
and equip a college in each of the
states and in Hawaii ard the Philip
pines at cost of 100000 900 each
and leave twenty billions with which
to erect and equip one hundred thou
sand high schools at 100000 each.
"Thirty billion dollars would ac
complish anything that could be de
vised by the most ardent advocate o.
public improvements, so far as money
could attain the end.
when the American people con
template what might be done will
the amount of money we have jus
spent on war, they will stop at moth
ing short of yielding of national hon
or and safety in the effort to secur
the assurance of permanent peace.
"The League of Nations was pro
posed as an assurance of peace. but
believing that it was supreme sac
rifice Of national independence on tn
one hand, and a source of war on tn
other, the voters of America rejecte
it by an overwhelming vote at tn
polls. They turned over to the opp ,
ents of the League Of Nations t.,
power to speak for this nation j
an effort. to promote world peace an
world disarmament, and with tha
power goes measure of responsible
4 ity. The United States and il
q Ispokesmen cannot alone secure worl
q peace or limitation Of armamen
Neither can this nation be- held r.
q sponsible for failure Of the preser
conference, unless the course pursue
4 by our representatives shall be sue
as to prevent agreement without iu
Y cause
q Counting the cost of war, in sd
q fering and loss of life ais well as
money, and feeling the burden of ta
alton incident to military prepare
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09

ness, the American people are willing
that their representatives shall go to
the utmost extent consistent with hon
or and safety in the effort to make
the conference q cen. picta success"
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09

And, besides Prince
Albert's delightful flavor
there's its freedom from bite
and parch which is cut out by
our exclusive patented proc
ess! Certainly you smoke
P. A. from sun up till you
slip between the sheets with
out a comeback.
Prince Albert is the tobac-
CO that revolutionized pipe
smoking. If you never could
smoke a pipe - forget itG
You can-AND YOU WILL
--if you use Prince Albert
for packingl It's a smoke
revelation in a jimmy pipe
or a cigarettel
The Bozeman courier., 1921-11-09

Prince Albert Is sold
IN toppy red bags,
tidy red fins, hand
some poun.l and half
pound tin humidors
and in the pound
crystal glass humi-
dor with sponge
n1oistener top.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1921-08-10
PLANS MADE TO
START GOLF CLUB

Tho agitation Cor cDunft 0luH nd
SOLE m.s is Hul goine 900 nnd 20 u nt
ing OF several prominent ,iurru ana
business men wac hrid az thc rnn
u!otcial association rooms Monda}
with a view in taking steps for me
gauifation of "a move tu pgt tho mopo-
sitiuu ufor
While no definite action hus hoen
t,kou q was the sonso of lhoac pros
cut that ouch 90 proitci was euud ONE
for tho city unf thr nlan oi untamue
g0e members az 500 .tch was sus-
gcstod 49, "a atartcr. Thin would hrius
D., revenue nf $50 600 AND Wltu that u.s.
a nouclus "a suitable location and hnili-
us cnull ho hnf and Jos lhr napnel-
lion SHOWS in proportion so would thr
grounds ana equipment grow
Committees Ia canvass the situation
and solicit membership were appoint
ed at the meeting, the committees 90
report at u meeting to BY held later.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1921-08-10


''" '.
'N'
".. 'N'
frut hNV had lli tiN iHrn HNU HlH
rlnf Wd oonn'nn ND.h 81 ni-
Gates uf mdNufe.iuD .DIi hrN
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1921-09-16
WEST TENNESSEE FARMERS URGE
SAFE AND SANE FARMING SYSTEM

Practical livestock growing and
dairying We're recognized as the basis
OF good farming. The institute com
mended organization of farmers for
the development of their business
and the protection of their rights
strongly approving cooperative mar
keting as it is now being carried on
in many counties in the state to the
district financial benefit of the
farmers.
With regard to legislation the
resolutions state:
''While we realize that the farmers
as a class deserve more favorable
legislation along some lines, we also
realize that legislation cannot cure
all the evils of the farms, and that
the solving of most of our problems
rests directly upon our own should
ers.' The institute also went on
record as favoring better schools and
better paid teachers urging that chill
dren living in the country be given
the same educational advantages as
children living in the cities.
All counties not now having county
agricultural and home demonstration
agents were urged to secure such
agents, it being the opinion OF the
organization that the employment Of
these workers is the best Investment
that A county can make.
Whine the attendance throughout
the lnree day session was mt IS
large as that of some previous years
s6iii there was a good representation
Of substantial farmers from all parts
81 10 section who will cal, many
rev ano valuable ideas back to their
counties.
The Home Makers Section of the
Institute also held a splendid pro-
gram, features of which were a
bread contest for club girls and
butter making contest for women
to determine the championships for
West Tennessee Counties Miss Ann
Clay of Fayette County won in the
bread contest in competition with
the champion bread makers from
seven counties. She was awarded
a trip to the International Club con
| vention which will be held in Chi
cago during the week of the Interna-
tional Livestock Show. over 1900
girls competed in the county con
| tests prior to the final contest al
Jackson. Mrs. w l.. Hollerman OF
| Dyer County was the winner of the
championship in butter making in
competition with women from six
counties. She was awarded a chest
of silverware Nearly 500 women OF
! West Tennessee competed in con
tests which were held prior to tho
contest at the institute which was
between the county champions.