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PENNSY
Continued from Page One.)

also Friend. With a smile, Repre-
sentative Butler informed Mr. Ratcliff
that he belonged to the militant
branch of the Friends church. men,
uoning the fact that he had for sew
eral years served as chairman Of the
naval affairs committee, that his old
est son was a professional soldier,
Brigadier General Smedley D. Butler,
of the Marine corps, and that another
son had served overseas during the
world war
Representative Elliott, Of Indiana.
recalled a story he had heard recently
which indicated the high regard the
enlisted men at the big marine station
at Quantico. near Washington. have
for their fighting Quaker commander,
General Butler. Representative Ell
lott was informed, during a recent
visit to Quantico, that when one of
the devil dogs, suffering with pneu-
monia, was notified that he had only
Is minutes to live he requested that
General Butler be asked to come to
! his bedside and bid him Godspeed on
the great adventure. Butler prompt
ly complied with the request, but child
ed the marine because he was making
no fight for his life Young man."
said the general, marines do not die
; In bed. They die in action"
REEVES Interest
But, general, the surgeon told me
l had only Is minutes to live" the boy
gasped
Nonsense" said Butler. 1T has
been at least a half hour since the
surgeon told that to you"
Butler then asked the boy if there
was ANYTHING hic
With grin the boy whispered that he
would like some buttermilk The sur
geon demonstrated. Buttermilk in
his condition would be sure to kill
him, the medico said. Well you said
a half hour ago that he couldn't live
10 minutes. Get him some butter
milk, said Butler, but none could be
round on the reservation. Then send
an automobile to Fredericksburg and
procure some the general ordered
Butter then Informed the stricken lad
that 1t would take at least an hour
Tor the car to return with the butter
milk and that he would have to live
i that long The soldier and sailor
! too by that time. nerved to fight off
the grim reaper, assured his com.
mander he would obey orders. At
length the buttermilk arrived and in
the presence of the Mortified surgeon.
the boy drank over a quart The lad
recently returned to active duty
| Representative Roy Fitzgerald of
| the third Ohio district, which includes
Preble county, called upon Vice Presi-
dent Coolidge yesterday and extended
to him an invitation to address the
Miami Valley chautauqua. near Frank.
lin. O.. some time next August. Mr.
Coolidge accepted the invitation. H.
will fix definite date in the near
! future. Representative Fitzgerald
will preside at the meeting and intro
duce the vice president.
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fBy Associated Press1

CHICAGO, Jan. 4. - Cattle - 500;
compared with a week ago, beef steers
10 to Csc higher; yearlings and handy
weights. upmost; butcher she stock
steady to Csc higher; bulls, ESQ SOC
up; calves, 75c to 100 higher: stockers
and feeders, steady to CSC lower; com
mon light stockers, off more.
Hogs-5,000 packing grade, steady;
others. active; 10 to 15c higher than
yesterdays average; top, $3.50; bulk
$7.G5GS.10: pigs, steady to strong
bulk desirable, $S.00@S.1O.
Sheep-5,00o receipts, today pract
ically all to packers direct compared
with a week ago, spring lambs averag
ing 100 to $50 higher fed lambs, 81 ,0(
! higher; fat sheep and yearlings, 25e
| to soc higher
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G. 0. P. DEFICIT
CONTINUED from Page One,

Senator Johnson made to the senate
that they should punish this man for
his failure to abide by the results OF
the direct primary. The senate turn
ed Johnson's plea down by a vote OF
SO to IS.
johnson Bitter
The senate was much Influenced by
the fact of Mr.. Blair's character and
high standing in his home state. They
were probably influenced also little
by the fact that Senator Johnson 8
plea arose necessarily out of what
was to him a personal grievance.
If the matter had been impersonal
as respects Senator Johnson he might
have had little more progress. There
can be no question of the depth OF
Senator Johnson's feeling on this sub
ject He believes, and the facts I'm
questionably sustain him, that there
is abroad a spirit Of reaction on the
part of old guard Republicans agains1
the direct primary
To some of his friends, Senator
Johnson has announced that he is go
ing to make it his principal purpose
and activity during the next year OIL
two not merely to maintain the direc
primary, so far as we now have it
but further to extend the direct pri
mary to such a point that the nom
inees for presidency at the nationa
conventions of 1924 shall be deter
mined by the direct primary method
altogether
(CoDvripht 1921 nv the New York
Evening Post, Inc.)
The Mohammedan always face
Ia L.
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last bottle everyone asked me what
made the wonderful change in me. |
told them about Lydia E. Pinkham' S
Vegetable Compound and recommend
it wherever l can. give you permits
sion to publish this letter to help suffer-
ing women as your remedies are god
send and made new woman of me. -
Mrs. F. A. BAKER, 4749 Butler ST.,
Pittsburgh. Pa.
Why will women drag around day
after day, suffering from backaches,
bearing-down pains, nervousness and
1.-The blues" enduring a miserable eX-
istence when they have such evidence as
the above that Lydia E. Pinkham s Veg
etable Compound is dependable rem
edy for such troubles. For nearly forty
years this grand old root and hero medi.
cine has been restoring the women OF
America to health and strength.
Advertisement.
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in the house, gives the secretary OF
agriculture Jurisdiction over the pack
ers. stock yards, traders and commits.
sion men. Provision is also made for
court of review of orders issued by
the secretary, should such appeal be
made by any parties in interest. That
we consider, is a wise provision.
1t is worth noting that the packers
have made no effort to oppose the
measure
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PRODUCE MARKET

INDIANAPOLIS, June 4-Butter-
Fresh prints, 80 q 32c; extra, CSC;
packing stock, 10612c.
Eggs-17918c dozen.
Fowls-16@ zoe; broilers, IA to
pounds, 2S@35c; lrghorns, soc; roost
ers. q 10 cents; turkeys, 35 cents
old toms, 25 cents; young toms
27G3Oc; capons, 3S042c; hens 27@
SOC; squads, II pounds to the dozen
$3.50; rabbits, s2.50N2.75 per dozen ;
spring ducks, 13@15c; squads, $50
zoe
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DAYTON MARKET
Home Phone, 61235.
Corrected by Mclean & Compan,
a>u Rh.r- E.s+ ~

Corrected by Mclean Company
Dayton. o. Bell Phone, East %.
DAYTON, O.. June 4.-Hogs-Re-
ceipts Ave cars; market steady;
choice heavies, $500; butchers and
hackers, $500; heavy Workers, $500;
light Workers.. $500; choice fat sows,
sS.5od7 common to fair, $4,000
$3.50; pigs, s7.75@s,0o; stays, $4,000
$500.
Cattle-Market. steady; fair to good
shippers, $S.o0@S.5o; good to choice
butchers, ss906S.5o: fair to medium
butchers, $7.oo0s 100; good to fat cows.
s5.5o@6.09; bologna bulls, $1,000 $780,
butcher, bulls. $5.5o@6.o0: bologna
1~svs. s2o0G3.50: calves. $1,000 800.
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EAST BUFFALO, June 4.-Cattle-
1875; steady Calves-10O: steady: $500
@11.50. Hogs-1.2 200: ESQ soc higher:
heavy, $S.25Q $50: mixed, sS.9O@9.25:
workers.. $925@9.35; light ditto and
pigs. $3.50; roughs, $62546.50; stays,
$4.00@ 500 Sheep and Lambs-Re.
ceipts. 400; $500: lambs. active;
sheep, dull; lambs, s6.00@14.50; yearl.
ings, s5.O0611.5O; wethers. $4.75Q
500; ewes, $1.00@4.25; mixed sheep,
$4.25@4.50
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(By Associated Press

CHICAGO, June .-Butter-Market.
higher; creamery frsts, 29c. Eggs
Receipts, 1885 cases; market higher.
Lowest 10000; firsts, 2112 q 23c.
Live Poultry-Market, unchanged.
Potatoes, old, steady; receipts 81
cars; Northern Whites, sacked and
bulk. 75GS5 cwt; new, firm; Alabama
Spalding Rose. s270@275 cwt.; La.
long white. s2.75 cwt.; S. c. Cobblers.
$500 a bbl; n c., 1922 Dbl; Va.
S5.50@ 5.65 4 Dbl
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PITTSBURGH. June 4,-Hogs-Re-
ceipts, 1000; higher; heavies, $3.50
$50; heavy, light Workers and pigs,
S9.15@9.25. Sheep and Lambs-Re-
ceipts, 235; steady; top sheep, $3.50;
top lambs, $1,000. Calves-Receipts,
so; steady; top, $11.0O.
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LOCAL QUOTATIONS
FURNISHED by Whelan)

Oats, SIC; rye, $100; corn, soc;
straw, So per ton.
SELLING
Oil meal, per ton, s4soo; per
hundredweiaht, $3.50. Tankage, GO
ler cent, $500 per ton; per cwt..
$500. Bran, per ton, $4,000; per
cwt., $3.50. Barrel salt. $3.50, mid
dlings, $1,000 per ton; s1.75 per cwt.;
Red Dog or White Middlings, $500;
81 90 cwt.
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Open
fBy Associated Press)

CINCINNATI, O.. June 4.-Wheat-
No. red. s1.5s@1.59; No. 3 red, sl,53
@1.57: other grades as to quality
$1.4s@1.54. Corn-No. white, $40
, S7hc; No. white, 651s q 66c; No. 4
white, 64@65c. Corn-No 2 yellow,
SAC CSC; No. 3 yellow. 63@6S1sc; No
4 yellow. 62@63c. Corn-No: mixed
s3@63ac. oats, lower. $50 q Ale; rye,
s1.45d 1.46; hay, $17.50419.
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Markets
GRAIN PRICES
Furnished by e. w. WAGNER & CO.
212 Union National. Bank
puiIdind.

CHICAGO, June 4.-Grains lower on
change Of sentiment, better crop re-
ports. rains. and favorable weather
for several days. Corn crop start
looks excellent. About 100000 corn
taken for export. Snow and other ex-
perts find good wheat in Kansas and
Nebraska. Kansas and Nebraska fore
cast unsettled and somewhat warmer.
No. / hard wheat strong. Government
report comes June s. Corn receipts
very large and liberal gain m Wis
ible and Chicago stocks indicated. We
are bullish on July corn for the long
pull.
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TOLEDO, O., June 4 Cloverseed-
Prime cash $13.75; Oct, $11,oO; Dec
$1,000
Alsike-Prime cash, $3.50; Oct'
SLIGO.
Tin,othy-Prime cash. 1920, $50;
1918. IS 90; 1919, s3.05; Sept, S3.45;
Oct. $3.3712
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CHICAGO, June 4.-Wheat-No. 3
red, s1.4O; No. hard, 64c; No. 2 hard
64A 164hc Corn-No. , yellow, 81 u
065ll. Oats-No. . white, 39A a
40Ac; No. 8 white, 3S13 q 393c. Pork
-Nomlnal; Ribs, s9.25G 1923; Lard
20 4,
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VETERAN ENGINEER DIES.

EVANSVILLE, Ind, June 4-Henrv
A. Laswell, So years old, who had been
running a passenger engine out of
Evansville on the Louisville & Nash
vile railroad since 1885, died at his
home here Friday The widow sur
wives. He was a member Of the Ma
sonic fraternity
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(The Joe Frank Company. 923 <enis
Avenue Bell, East 2S19. Home 34S5.)

DAYTON, June 4.-Poultry, alive
paying: old hens, lac; lb.; fowls, l5t
ID; roosters, &C ID; spring chickens
soc ID; ducks, &C lb.; geese, &C Id
Eggs-Fresh. paying Tic dozen.
Butter-Creamery,p paying 252c.
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tRv Associated Press)

Whole milk creamery, extra, SIC. Eggs
Prime firsts, zoe; firsts, 1SAc; Sec
onds, lac Poultry-Springers, 100
43c; hens, zoe; turkeys, SOC.
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pound | had bearing
down pains in my
sides, stomach and
back so badly that |
could hardly stand
up. l was white and
very thin and nerv-
Gus, had a poor appe-
tite and onlyweighed
ll2 pounds. | took
ten bottles without
missing one dose and
| gave it a fair trial.
when | finished the
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INDIANAPOLIS. June 4. - Hay
firm; No. / timothy, $1s.5O@19; No.
2 timothy. s1s@18.50; No. 1 clover,
$16@17
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BUTTER QUOTATIONS
The wholesale price for creamery
butter is 80 cents a pound Butter
fats delivered in Richmond bring 20
cents a pounu
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LOCAL HAY MARKET
Steady; No. / timothy, SIG; clover
$14.00; heavy mixed, $14.00.
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LIVE STOCK PRICES
nv Associated Press)

INDIANAPOLIS. June 4.-Hogs-Re-
cn,pts, $500; lower. Cattle-neceipt
200. unchanged. Calves - Receipts
ZOO: UNCHANGED Sheep-Receipts. 100;
hiyher
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WHAT MADE
The Change?
This Woman says Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Made Her
a New Woman

Pittsburgh, Pa. -" Before taking
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
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RANGE OF FUTURES
Furnished by e. w. WAGNER & GO.
212 Union National Bank
Ruildino.

Building.
CHICAGO, June 4. - Following Is
the range of futures on Chicago board
of trade today
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LOCAL GRAIN MARKET
Richmond -four mills are paying
$14O for No. 2 wheat.
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SOUTHERN VETERAN DIES

BOWLING GREEN, KY. June A.
w. H. Wooten, 81 years old, Confe6
crate veteran, died Friday. He was
born in Barren county.
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LIBERTY BONDS
ID, k-.o.;o&aL p~Aec

NEW YORK, June 4-Prices on Lib.
erty bonds Saturday were:
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| The Mohammedan always faces
Mecca when he prays.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-31
CUSSEDNESS OR SELFISHNESS?

A day or two ago the writer inspected one of
Lakelands remodeed hotels that has been in OPP
Grafton less than MONTH In one CT the immacu-
lately neat bedrooms was new dresser on which
were plainly visible evidences of what might be
called criminal abuse of private property. The
edge Of the dresser was all Scared by cigarette
stumps the varnish scorched while the walls bore
the scratches of matches. Why is it that people
will deliberately destroy railroad, hotel CT public
property? 1t seems to be mania with some
while with others it may be ascribed to pure,
adulterated cussedness.
A New York paper states that on the opening
night recently, the loss of silverware in one of
the big hotels amounted tc more than thousand
is made by the Pullman Company to the effect
that costs fortune to maintain the nckel-plated
Scuspidors familiar to every traveller. In the old
days of city councils it used to be familiar sight
to see an alderman drag his feet across $500
mahogany desk leaving his footmarks" thereon
That man did not have to pay for that article of
furniture out of his own pocket.
Public officials will spit on fine carpet in
public Office although in their cwn homes they
would not think Of doing such an act. All these
things are outrages against publie deeeney. Some
may think them of small Importance. scarcely
worth calling attention to. yet it cannot but be ad-
mitted that he who will be guilty Of these unpar-
denable breaches of common courtesy is not far re-
Ito curse to act the hypocrte.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-31
A CODE OF ETHICS


- 'sNevei.Avalue anything as profitable to myself
which shall compel thee to break thy promise, to
lose thy self-lespect, to hate any man. to suspect
to curse, tc act the hypocrie."
Here is a code of ethics written centuries ago by
a Pagan emperor of Rome, conscientious, hard
working man who typi6ed the greatness of human
power and might at "a time when Rome was su-
preme throughou the then known world Whether
we be engaged in daily labor on the farm, in the
shop, behind the counter or in the Office there is
much We take to ourselves as being profitable
to follow and put into practice. Marcus Aurelius
was wise in his day true wisdom does not
change with Fundamentals are always the
same. The trouble with us these days is that We
faa5 to give practical application to those things
Known to be the Foundation stones of success in
any-of lifes activities yet strange to say We ignore
much that is of value in pointing the way toward
both achievement and happiness.
The average business man would do well to
visit brary-sorry Lakeland cannot boast of
Carnegie-and take from the shelves a copy of the
NEGOTIATIONS of Marcus Aurelius" His sayings
worth any persons time fer study and thought
because they embody sound, common sense phil
osorhy applicable to this age and to present-day
conditions and needs. e
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-31


along attending strictly to business, secure
in the belief that we lived and moved and had our
being in portion of Florida that has no equal in
the matter of climate and beauty. Outsiders be-
gan to get the same viewpoint as ours. They asked
permission to come in with us and abide and we told
them to come. The result was the development of
DMieland and other suburban property in and
around Lakeland. The folLS who settled here
and built told of their discovery to others and SO
it has been process CT steady and satisfactory
growth until now we find ourselves real city
with city problems to solve.
Elsewhere in this issue of the Telegram is a
letter from T. ]. Hooks, appreciative and OBJ
serving citizen who ventures to make some valuable
suggestions whereby the comfort and convenience
of our winter visitors can the better be served Ev-
cry city in these days. pretending to be city, has
its public comfort station No need to argue as to
that need it would. be splendid thing for the in
coming board of city commissioners to include this
item if at all possible in the budget. 1t would
be big thing for Lakeland
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Daily Poem
WHAT'S YOUR DRIVING STYLE

(Toronto Evening Telegram)
| like to watch the cars go by
And see the different kinds of driv-
ing;
Some sit up straight with heads so
high,
Some crouch--as on the point OF
diving,
Some hide behind the steering wheel,
Content that just the head is show
ing;
Some look alive and keen as steel,
Some hardly know where they are
going.
Some signal to the cars behind.
While others seem to quite forget
it;
Some hog the road and do not mind,
Some try to pass-and then regret
it,
Some shift the gears with greatest
care,
But some make such a dreadful
clashing
I'm fairly driven to despair.
And wonder just how much THERE
smashing.
And in the crowd l see each day
There are some who are very
grouchy,
And there are many who are gay,
Some dress so we'll and some are
slouchy,
And where they come from, where
they go
And what thew do unon arriving
No one can tell; I'd like to know
How some though, get the cars
they're driving.
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<ss;aslssN
NNloh LlAaEH
COMMUNITY AMUSEMENT.

Something new has arisen in community welfare.
That something is the idea CT community interest
whether it be in matters of education welfare work,
amusement or any ether constituent part of The Or
binary municipal program. Custom has decreed
and established the rule that in civic affairs nothing
but the most matter of fact routine shall be fol-
lowed such as financing CT public works and uti-
ties. operation of police courts and such other
prosaic detail usually 10 be found in city halls
Lately custom has been shattered or at least has
received rude shock Well mara ged cities have
come to the condlSsioin that the term epis governa
ment'' oughtto betmade all-nclusise IF fbepublids
welfare This hestrue science CT government flat
il shall havesareg for all sorts and eonditi6As
Of men in all S6rts and cohtiltfi9rs of life sSome
Of the super-criticaI are peasedto. can itpaesrnaI-
ism but the matters not soslong as tesuts are
obtained. In any event the process is the breaking
down Of too much, jndividualism in government by
the establishment of programs calculated TO reach
all the people. Instead of letting the few carry
the load. proper distribution is made 10 each ind-
vidual in the community, thereby establishing
community of interest and CT responsibility The
modern city government provides for salilusshez,ts
for the people, for adJertisihs1hetcy ss>esoufdes
for pubic Fairgrounds and parks tsno financed by
appeals to the willing and assessments against the
unwilling, but made part. Of the regular annual
budget By this process we reach The just and
the unjust, the good citizen and the shirker, the
generous and the tight-ANad mo unjust burdens are
placed on any one pair of shoulders
L A notable instance of this comes from Miami
city now working under a commission manager
charter Of modern type and adaptability. One of
The first and best things undertaken by City Man
ager Coe is the formation and organization Of a
city athletic commission whose duties are to govern
and promote clean athletics and sports. The pro-
gram will include everything in the way Of sport,
even to baseball, tennis and football This means
proper supervision and regulation and with the ex-
pense borne by all the taxpayers of Miami 1t =
will be up TO the fathers and mothers to see 10 il
that their boys and girls reap the benefit Of super.
vised play and amusement. Those without chill
dren ought to be glad to contribute their small mite
for such good cause.
The example set by Miami is bound to have an
influence on other communities The very fact
that Miami is forging ahead of every other Florida
city in matters CT this kind is quite sufficient evil
dence that 1t pays from every angle to be content
with nothing but the best when when it comes to
civic afairsa THEREIN lies to a great degree the
happiness and cqntfntmeRt of Z, PEOPLE
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-31

movement is under way in Washington to
get congress to enact a national Sunday law
Jesus never appeared before the judges asking
for laws to reform the people. He made no alli-
ances with the civil government, but loved His
way into the hearts of His plan was to
draw men and not drive them. St Paul taught
that no man has right to judge another in mat.
ter of faith and conscience. Abraham Lincoln
said; He that governs himself is a man, but
he that governs himself and another man with.
out his consent is a tyrant"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-31
A BELATED NEGRO

you are an hour late this morn
ing, SAM" said an employer to his
negro servant.
Eyes, sab, l knows it, sab. l was
kicked by mule on my way sah."
THAT ought not have detained you
an hour, Sam
well, you see, boss, it wouldn't
have if he'd only have kicked me in
this direction, but he kicked me de
other way"
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ALL RIGHT, JOE

From the Want" columns of an
Oregon paper:
Stold or rund avay-Been loose him
about two tree veeke now, hees al
most black and White dog him twill cut
off pritty close to my body. If some
botty find her, keep it, belong to him.
= Joe Boredom, San Francisco
Chronicle.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-08-31
Laugh Line
COMPOUND INTEREST

You were You. and | was |,
We met, we clicked, and We were Us.
And I was You, and You me Me,
Our own, for all eternity.
Now it has come and You are 1t,
And am 1t, and happy hours
Go laughing down the happy years,
While We are Us, and 1t is Ours
(Corale Stanley in The Trial (Syd-
ney)