The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1921-09-08

Another Hindoo asked admission
/ there.
The self-same question Brahma ask
cd again:
HAST been through purgatory?'
"No; what them"
Thou can'st not enterl" did the god
| reply.
"He who went in was there no more
than l."
"All that Ia true, but he has married
been,
And 80 on earth has suffered for all
his SIM"
Married. 'Tis well, for I've been
married twice"
"Begone Wen have no fools in par
adise!n
The prodigal son now stands on the
street corner and watch the fateed
calves.
A thought for today: Making
good check is better than making
check good.
"There has been some agitation for
new motto for coins. We offer one
10 suit al classes: abide With Me-
. Q .
A small boy the other day anxious
ly told his mother that his cat kept
its engine running all the time whom
ever he pettsd It,"
Gee. I'm glad the weather has
turned cooler" remarked an Emmett |
citizen ON Labor Day. 1T has been
70 hot the last two months that the
filling in my teeth actually melted"
Evidently the only safe plRce to |
keep your fiivver is in your safety de-
post box A headline in daily pa
per says: It'll Tapped--Ford' Stol-
en-"
ID your head all filed with September
cold,
Are yuh all outa sorth and Club?
Il bid Of sympathy WI helb ad all,
Here It'll ours.--Tage sub.
q 3
"Yoa say your father was injured
n an explosion :" said the lady.
How did it happen?" well, moth
r says it was too much yeast. but
ather says 1t was too little sugar"
epiied the child.
q q
1t makes little difference with the
rim Reaper where men strive
Whether they toll in the caverns Of
he earth, or out upon the blue waters
the ocean, or even above the clouds,
! finds them and gathers them in.
A Missouri woman wants to sell her n
isband for $4,000. We believe there v
e Emmett women who would be will (
TX TO cut this quotation consider c
,ly If they could ever locate a cash Il
mand for second-class material. y
. q . 81
"What in thunder makes you wear q
lluses7s asked Missourian Of am N
her at the Labor Day celegration e,
enday, "B'cuz," the other replied, y,
We grown so gaunt here Of late that u
! didn't wear 'em I'd have to carry tt
I britches in my hand" h,
Q Q . OF
There Is this to say fer the spend ri
rift; II it were not for him there
uld not be as much money in circu-
ion as there is. Were il not for b,
, spendthrifts the eagles on most di
the coins would sing. as they slip NJ
| into the tightwad pocket. 'Good- A,
}. vain world. I'm going home" X
4 wealthy Irish farmer, intending ed
- END ms son 70 college, wrote let py
to the "Head Master Of Oxford 70
iversity." in which he said: please m,
: what are your terms for . year; !
will il cost anything extra il my wa
learns to write good hand and ~
Il proper, as well as to row a hn
tgr wa
q Q Q wa
Ford stolen from farmer in OF
shboring county few weeks ago b.
found one morning recently in !
Il Of the owners home. We al the
s maintained that Ford which out
received the right kind Of treat eat
t would, if stolen. make its way ~ ~,
( home. unless kept confined UNI has
lock and key. che
. . q VII
ne party had been eircnmventing ai iS
amendment. Stepping in j.
I OF residence, one of them pull Mel
he door bell uncertainty. A win am
was thrown open above. rMish- nm
Brown" called up the spokesman, moi