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The Washington times., 1921-03-08
FEW CAN EVER TELL.

Here's something rye thought about,
For quite a long while;
II may not seem so much TO you,
Because it's about the present style
There's a nice little girl I know
She wears short skirts and dresses So 80.
She and her mother live right next door.
Her ma being something past hfty-four.
east.
which is motherf know not in the least.
VIC
The Washington times., 1921-03-08

IT'S safe to. say that no sheep
will enter tho White House
grounds with that airedale pup
around. MILO II.
The Washington times., 1921-03-08

You ana Miss Boardman are both
wrong In confusing civic bodies
with trade organisations. Practi-
cally every civic organization in wash
ington is affiliated with the Fedora
ton. which was organized for the ex-
press purpose suggested by Miss
<Boardmap and covered In your
editorial. What you have both done
in this case is to confuse the Chamber
of Commerce, the Board OF Trade.
Merchants and Manufacturers As
sociation, Rotary Club, Kiwanis Club,
The Washington times., 1921-03-08

II We fail. remind US OF II
on the date indicated. Cen
tlemen. I K C. n xsu,
The Washington times., 1921-03-08

C0dU.
The parallel between Mr.. Gompers
and Mr.. Wilson is extraordinary and
interesting, if grotesque. Mr.. Comp
ers has set back the labor move
ment in this country even further
than President Wilson has set back
American liberalism, and he be-
trayed it in about the same way.
Moreover, at least one of the causes
for his costly leadership was the
same incapacity to stand flattery
in high places which characterized
President Wilson when he moved
into the fierce light of thrones.
The Hearst newspapers have stood
by the rights of organized labor for
years, not supporting /. it right or
wrong, but resolving reasonable
doubts in its favor. We believe pro-
foundly that without organization
the American workingman can never
protect his economic, social and po-
litical position against the highly
organized, financially powerful en-
ploying class. Therefore, since the
Hearst newspapers do not wish to
see this country dominated by any
one class, we wish the labor move
ment in America to be able to de-
fend itself against unfair aggression
and we wish to see it led by able
leaders, young enough to be uncon-
trolled by old prejudices and the
leftover passions of ancient con-
flicts. We want to see men lead the
labor movement who are students
as well as men of action, or at least
men who understand the necessity
of taking counsel with those who
study and understand, as much as
men can understand, the compli-
Gated and varying economic and
social problems of the day, and
especially the new problems which
the war and it's changes have pre-
sented to the world.
To obtain such leadership it will
be necessary to retire Mr.. Gompers
on pension for his early services,
and to retire along with him some
of the injudicious politicians in the
American Federation of Labor who
have constituted his machine.
The Washington times., 1921-03-08
FOOLISH QUESTIONS.

IL you ever take your girl
A box of candy after tea,
She'll grab IL quickly
And say. "Oh, is this for me-"
You should answer without delay,
mo. it's for your father or mother,
Or John, the hired man,
And so I'll take IL right away.
You get out your shaving brush,
Giving 1t a preliminary wave,
some fool II sure to ask you.
Are you going to take shave
i'But I like the taste OF soap,
And I use the shaving brush,
To nx up like billy goat
CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA.
The Washington times., 1921-03-08

and City Club. which are all entire
ly or essentially trade organize
tions, with those bodies which are
purely civic.
There should be a broad distinc-
tion In public speaking and in the
press between the citizens asso-
Citations and the allied organiza-
tions which are working along civic
lines, as distinguished from trade
or commercial bodies which handle
civic affairs as they Incidentally
affect commercial interests.
The Washington times., 1921-03-08
You're net the only pebble on
the beach. There's Little Rock
in Arkansas. 6TOGlE-

The arm OF the sea hugs the shore
II may be very vet, / understand,
But you've got to have some hugging.
Even IL IL II down on the sand.
l. NJ. HOE PING.
Women's skirts used TO rustic, but
no more. Lingerie is to be seen, not
heard. q. Z. ID.
why Is a mans bald head like
heaven7'
Because it's q bright and shining
spot and there's no parting there"
G. N.
The Washington times., 1921-03-08
Ge1EARl>n5sEElffx
TOM MARsHALL's OPTIMISM.

TOM MARsHALL'S OPTIMISM.
What license have youngsters
round nifty to squawk about old
age and poverty when Vice Presi-
dent (as was) MARSHALL, at
sixty-seven, says to Times
writer: Looks like il was ever
going to make any money I'd bet
ter be starting. / have a family
to support?" JOE CONKLIN.
SONNY" PARKER, known as the
king OF traps" has one Of the best
jazz orchestras in Washington.
SAYS WHICH.
The Washington times., 1921-03-08

TRY THIS ON YOUR WIFE.
when Ma begins to chew the rag.
Pa holds his peace and lets her nag;
And whom Ma eases up on Pa,
Pa asks, Did you say something MAJ"
r. J. SCHwAB.
The Washington times., 1921-03-08

In all other cities the trade organizations largely
confined to their special fields In Washington however,
the trade organizations do depart from this custom by
attention to civic subjects not related to trade business
professions They do it representatives of citizenship
sho of rights by all other citizens of the country
The Federation of Citizens Associations is undoubtedly
smon-pure civic organization. 1t has done and is doing
great good in this city, and when it goes before Congress-
the Commissioners the Public Utilities Commission, it's
efforts dsnterestedly in behalf of public rights unn
fluenced by business considerations.
, 1921-07-16
WESTERNER IS
APPOINTED TO
AID DAUGHERTY
Rush L. Holland of Colorado
Springs Made Assistant At
torney General by Presi-
Dental Appointment

WASHINGTON. July i5-Gcorgs
r. Craig and Secundio Romero were
nominated to be United States attor'
acy and marshal. respectively, dis
uict OF New Mexico.
Rush L. Holland OF Colorado
Springs. Colo. was nominated today
70 be assistant attorney general.
DENVER July 14.-Rush L. Holl-
and OF Colorado Springs, appointed to-
day 10 he assistant attorney general.
has been a distinguished figure in
Colorado for nearly a score OF years.
since 1918 he has beer chairman OF
the Republican state central commit
tee and launched and managed the
campaign OF 1915 in which Oliver II.
Shoup was reelected governor. Mr..
Holland is 50 years Of age
Tor one thing. from 1905 10 1919. he
was grand exalted ruler OF the Benev-
VIOLENT and Protective Order OF Elks
and is now exalted ruler OF that or
ganization in Colorado Springs. his
home. since he came TO the state in
1900.
Mr.. Holland is a graduate OF Ohio
Wesleyan university. having been a
member OF the class Of IS. After
leaving college he became editor OF
tho GAINESVILLE johiol TImes-Recorder.
which position he occupied for seven
, 1921-07-16
Western Thriller
Featured at Hub

The Days of the Buffalo" running
at the Hub theater for the next three
days. is one Of the most realistic west
ern stories ever filmed. a reproduc-
ton OF the carly history of the western
states. the pioneers adventures on
the great plains.
The six reels were all filmed on the
famous Miller Brothers Io1 Ranch at
Hiss. Okla. which has sent out year
" tho well known loi shows. Helen
Farnum and Lester Cuneo play the
lsads in a drama hal has been built
up around the trials OF the carly set
tiers in the west.
The picture has been getting good
publicity from a live ostrich which Is
coralled in front Of the Hub theater
and the famous $780, 900, 1876 diamond
studded saddle on display in the Rex
an drug store ADV.
, 1921-07-16
Engineer May
Haze Died From
Engine Blast

Ell PAso. Texas. July Isl. ].
Raster. undertaken. who examined
engineer William Bohlman's body
after II was brought here from tho
scene Of the wreck on the Galveston.
Harrisburg & San Antonio, July 5,
he doubted that the CT
gineer eyas shot in the head with a
pistol. ut may have been a bullet or a
niece OF metal from some part OF the
mechanism Of the boiler which ex'
nloded.r said the undertaken. BON.
, 1921-07-16
MAN CROWNS
IN BILLINGS, MONT.

BILLINGS. Mont. July 15.-"Bii,y"
Parker, who was here on a visit from
Newton Kan. was drowned In the
Yellowstone river at the South ridge
Efforts of fire department officials
with the aid OF h pulmotor and ply
sicians to ~resuscitate him after being
taken from the water by firemcn
failed.
, 1921-07-16
KOBE WORKERS RIOT.

KOBE. July 12.-Demonstrations In
connection with the closing down Of
the great Kawasaki dock yard, en-.
ployinE 10000 men. continue. The
disorders arc becoming so threaten
ing that the authorities are consider.
ing the ACCESSIBILITY OF imposing mar.
tiai law.
, 1921-07-16

mans fireman. Charles F. Robinson
is held on 5000 bond on a charge OF
murder in connection with the mystic
rious death OF the engineer. and Earl
stirman, brakeman. is held on a $4,000
bond on a similar charge
, 1921-07-16
LOST CHILD FOUND ASLEEP.

MIAMI. Okla. July 15.-Exhausted
and hysterical after n fruitiess 24-hour
search for her missing baby daughter,
thought TO have been taken by a band
OF gypsies. Mrs. sam Lankard OF this
city. this morning threw herself across
her bed in despair. Thereby h dis
covered the infant fast asleep on the
floor between tho bed and the wall
, 1921-07-16

Chinese. Guam We and Ling Long. on
a farm south OF here last night The
officers said they were continuing
their Investigation on the theory that
, 1921-07-16

tong troubles we're responsible for the
killings. however
The two men were killed while they
were sleeping with seven other Chi
, 1921-07-16

nese in a camp on a truck farm. Tn.
others were reused by h shots ana
sal they Jaw two masked men run.
ming from the camp
, 1921-07-16
CHINESE WORKERS. SLAIN.

PHoENIX. Ariz-. July i5.-Deputy
sheriffs so far have been unable to
solve the mystery OF the killing of two
, 1921-07-16

WASHINGTON. July 15-Col. Al
bert 5. McLemorc. United States ma
rine corps. died yesterday al the naval
hospital. san Francisco. He was as
sistaut adjutant and inspector OF the
department of the west, n native OF
Franklin. Tenn. a graduate OF the
naval academy and saw active serV-
ice in the Spanish-American war. Phil
ippines and West Indies, winning
brevet rank for distinguished conduct
during the Scandinavian var at
Guantanamo bay.
, 1921-07-16
underwear

20 PER CENT DISCOUNT will be al
lowed on all our MEMS AND BOYS
SUMNER UNDERWEAR during this
sale, and you can find almost any style
of underwear you want if you will call
on us.
, 1921-07-16

years. He praeticed law in GAINESVILLE,
remaining there until 1900.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

Gentlemen
/ cannot help but express to you my
appreciation of the perfect heating plant
you installed in my house-the Caloric
Pipeless Furnace-last year.
During the coolest days we have had
no trouble keeping warm. Your agree
ment to keep the temperature uniform
within five degrees in every room in the
house at first seemed impossible TO ac-
complish, but we now understand why
you can make such a sweeping statement.
Before buying the Caloric, I made nu-
merous investigatiOns-I was shown sew
eral types Of heating plants some were
cheaper and others more expensive.
However, 1 want you to know that am
thoroughly satisfied that my Caloric gives
more heat, with less coal and trouble
than any other furnace.
One OF my neighbors has burned more
hard coal I'm a base burner than I have
soft coal, and during real cold days they
came over TO my house to get warm
I'm mighty glad 1 have my Caloric
Pipeless Furnace.
Yours very truly,
MRS. A. W. DREW,
2ll3 Lincoln Way West
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09
.CASS0POLIS WOMAN
DIES IN ACCIDENT
Mrs. T. A. White Killed When
Car Overturns Daughter
Seriously Hurt.

Srerial % The News Times
CASSOPOLIS. Mich, Sept. S-AIrz
T A White. wife OF a Local retired
merchant was instantly killed and
her daughter. Mrs. Floyd Q. Leach.
seriously injured when a Ford car
driven By the latter turned turtle az
Charlotte. Mich. yesterday. pinning
tire occupants beneath IL IN the ditch
News Of the accident was not re-
.cciycd here. however. Until Mrs.
Leach was removed % a local hos
Tital Thursday and the body Of her
mother was returned % this place
FOR burial.
The accident occurred near Char
lotte while Mrs Leach. a bride Of
three weeks. was retUrning TO her
home in Detroit By motor. Mrs.
Leach had been visiting at tho home
% her parents here over labor day
and her mother was returning 70
Detroit with her for a brief visit.
Mrs. White was said % have met
instant death, while Mrs Leach
suffered painful injuries. Her con-
dition fs regarded as serious by hos
pital authorities
Since her marriage Mrs. Leach has
resided in Detroit where her hbs-
band Is employed as an inspector I'm
the Ford plant
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

babes in arms. Anna May was al
most the exact height and weight OF
Is-month-old baby OF a neighbor
across the street, while Bertha was
even smaller.
Today Anna May IS as large as
normal -year-old child and
Bertha as a four-year-old-
Classed as Cretins
They were not dwarfs. They were
classed as cretins. From infancy
they had failed 10 grow. either ply
sically or mentally. The medical
profession studied them frequently,
but failed TO find the secret.
In September. 1920. the two
babies were brought 20 the State
Bureau OF Juvenile Research and
placed under observation by DR.. H.
II Goddard. head OF the institution.
Goddard Is not a physician, but
he is recognized as one OF the worlds
greatest psychologists.
Goddard soon announced that the
children had no thyroid glands"
The question came from all quar-
ters: What have thyroid glands 10
do with it,"
THE thyroid" said Goddard. lis a
gland in the neck. For a long time
II has been known to have a distinct
effect upon growth and IL has been
known that cretinism Failure to
grow has been due either 10 the
/ absence or disease Of this gland"
Feeds Children Glands.
Goddard hit upon the idea OF feed
ing the two Espenschied children
extract OF thyroid glands taken from
lambs and bullocks.
The extract" was prepared IN the
form OF pills, and the mother. Mrs.
J. w. Espenschied, took the children
home with instructions 10 give them
each nine pills a day-three at each
meal.
Let the happy mother tell the rest
Of the story.
CDR. Goddard's wonderful pills
made Anna May grow three inches
the first 27 days of the treatment
and 10 inches during the first seven
months.
/ In a few days It Will be just one
year since she started taking the
pills and she is now fully IA inches
| taller, and is as big as an ordinary
fve-year- old child.
Bertha hasn't grown so fast ply
sically, although she is now the size
/ Of a normal four-year-old child, but
/ her mental development has been
faster than Anna Mays.
Growing Like Weeds.
"a year ago. my two little girls
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

had the bodies and minds OF mere
babies, while now they are really
/, growing like weeds and are begin
ming 20 talk. Their mental develop
ment has been amazing IN so short a
time 7 am confident that in a few
years. under Or. Goddards treat
nent, they Will be entirely normal"
Mrs. Espenschied has an older
daughter. Freda, who is normal in
every respect and who. at u years
OF age, is in the eighth grade at
school.
Another remarkable instance Of
forced growth through the feeding
OF thyroid gland extract IS that OF a
45-year-old dwarf. he grew two
inches taller, but the treatment had
10 be suspended on account of his
great loss in weight.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

arrested Wednesday By police on a
charge OF refusing 20 furnish water
90 a tenant. after Schiotis IS alleged
10 have threatened 20 shoot a city
building inspector who came 20 turn
the water on at the request OF a
woman who had rented an upstairs
apartment Schiotls leased the rooms
TO his tenant for one year. according
20 DR.. II. =. Neag.e. city health off,
Ger. Trouble started between land
lord and tenant when some one Of
fered more money FOR the apartment.
The tenant would not vacate and
the landlord shut of the water.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

on the verge Of further important
discoveries.
Nothing could be more amazing
than the cases OF the two Espen-
schied children Of New Philadelphia
Anna May. 10 years months old.
and Bertha, 8 years 6 months old.
Just II months ago they were
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09
BAR NO MARRIED
TEACHERS IN FLINT
Efficiency Only Requirement
Exacted by School
Officials.

FLINT. Mich, Sept. s. School
teachers in Flint schools are falling
victims 10 Dan Cupid's darts in such
numbers that 4. is difficult for local
school authorities a. this time 20
state just how many married teach
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

ALLEGAN. Mich. Sept. s.-A
third person charged with compile
1ty in the robbery Of Marie Stewards
spOcketbook was taken into custody
an Kalamazoo and viii be brought
here for a preliminary hearing. Cliff
ford Wilson. first held. was charged
with having picked the girls pocket
while they were out for a stroll in
Allegan last Friday evening. Wilson,
before ne pleaded guilty and was
sentenced for L. days accused John
thICCarty. Of Kalamazoo, and Nc
Carly named Clarence GOOdheart. Of
Kalamazooss as third mem Der OF the
0and which robbed the girl.
19.-s..,--. f1cbo he4f,r q Psa,. 5ts
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09
Free-for the Riddles

Tomorrow evening we will give
away an eight-room Caloric heated
Doll House.
This Doll House can be seen in our
north window.
Just stop in and sign your name on
a card.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

COLUMBUS. o.. Sept s.-Maybe
the day is already here when short
men can make six-footers out OF
themselves merely by taking a few
pills!
Science has recently achieved
some wonderful results along the
line OF growth control And Ii Is
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

ers are employed this year.
IL Is said 81 out OF $50 teachers
here last year were married. Mar
riage licenses for three teachers were
published this week.
Supt- Alvin Cody declared that the
school authorities are not employing
married teachers 70 the exclusion Of
single teachers, asserting that every
teacher was hired on her efficiency. %
I'VE ought 20 make Il a rule when
woman gets married and has a
husband 10 support her that we find
some one else who needs the posi-
ton more" asserted +. \. Boswell.
school commissioner.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

Bolshevism can't survive such
fast life.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

Good evening. have you nouceG
the skirt shortage
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

REFUSED WATER TO TENANT
JACKSON, Mich, Sept Steve
Schiotis, restaurant proprietor, was
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-09

Business looks better after Its
rest cure
The daily times., 1921-10-13

it is said, accurately reflects the COM
pOsite view of Lloyd George and his
colleagues regarding the early ses-
sions Of the conference in which they
will take part this week
If there is going to be break
down of the Irish conference it is
bound to come quickly or it will not
come at all. There is less apprehen-
sion of split over the question Of
the status OF the Irish delegates than
there is of difficulties over the prob
lem of a united Ireland proving in
soluble. Nevertheless Mr.. Lloyd
George is confidently relied upon to
exercise upon the conference by
means of his undoubted sincerity OF
purpose and his adroitness in nego-
tiating such conciliatory influence
The daily times., 1921-10-13
LLOYD GEORGE SINCERE
IN DESIRE FOR PEACE.

London, Oct. IA man who has
loch says that Lloyd Georges heart
is set on bringing about peace in Ire
land, and that, while he fully appre-
ciates the diff Guilty of doing so, he is
of success.
Just now London is not taking a
highly cheerful view of either the
Irish or the Washington conference.
1t would, however, be incorrect to say
that it places no hopes in either.
5ubdued optimism is a phrase that
las been used to express the British
erence, and it as nearly as possible,
The daily times., 1921-10-13

that even the Ulster or the Sim Fein
lion will finally lie down with the
Sim Fein or Ulster lamb.
In regard to the Pacific conference,
from the best information available it
can be said that the British Govern
ment takes neither an optimistic nor
pessimistic view. One member at
least of the British delegation de-
clares his firm conviction that the
will be great success,
and it may be taken for certain, it is
said here, that none of the delegates
who go to Washington will accept
the mission if any doubt turks in his
mind that good results will not be
achieved.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-08-04
DELTA AND SUNSHINE

Mrs. ]. F. Helgath returned nome
Monday evening from Seattle, where
she had spent the past week in WIS.,
iting friends.
Mr.. Eldon Olson has returned to
his home, after having been employ
cd bv the construction company.
Mrs. E. Gelms and her house-guest
Mrs. Adlard, were very pleasantly en-
tertained by Mrs. E. Markstrom Sat
urday afternoon.
Henry Froberg had the misfor-
tune to get his hand caught in pull
lev while unloading hay. He was
suspended by his fingers until the
team could be backed up to release
him. His hand is doing nicely.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Bollen and
family left by automobile Wednesday
morning for trip through Everett
Yakima, Spokane, Walla Walla, We
natchee, and many other places
They will visit with relatives of Mr.
and Mrs. Bollen. They intend to be
gone about four weeks.
The Busy Bee Society will meet
Thursday, August II, with Mrs. Her.
man Wander Mey.
Miss Mabel Ericsson entertained
a group of little folk with picnic
in the woods Monday. The little girls
who enjoyed the afternoon in bath
ing and picnicking were Esther and
Charlotte Ericsson, Laverne Axlund,
Gertrude Telgenhoff, Mabel Keller,
and Ruth and Mildred Anderson.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. Wander Mey were
dinner guests of Mr. and Mrs. T. Hof-
man in Lynden Sunday evening.
The members of the Delta school
board met at the schoolhouse Mon
day evening to discuss various sub
jects for the ensuing year. Plans
were made to lay concrete walk in
front of the school building. An adj
dition to be used as kitchen will be
built. Miss Hazel Ecker will teach
the school this coming year.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Telgenhoff and
family spent Sunday at the w. Tel
genhoff home.
The Misses Elsie Troost and Jen-
ME Van Wyhe spent Sunday evenin-
ing with Miss Allie Wander Mey.
Mrs. Ole Larson is having as her
guests this week her sister, Mrs. Lar
son, and two sons, Floyd and Justice,
of Spokane and her niece, Mrs. John
son of Seattle.
Mrs. Hurley and two children of
Chicago and Mr.. Adam Gelms of Sc
attic arrived at the f. Gelms home
Wednesday, where they will visit for
an indefinite time.
Rev. and Mrs. Andrew Johnson left
on Saturday to visit with relatives at