The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1921-06-09

a Wy NJ >,''.1-'se $500. s.y.1.<T>S
: the advertisements for prices on
shoes.
Missourians, it is stated, pay mil
lion dollars annually as state income
taxes. The time will come when a
: citizen will have to pay the state for
the right to spit.
, An Emmett man worked upSa
profuse perspiration the other day
looking for his last years B. v. d.;
and was on the point Of giving up in
despair when he found them in the
kitchen mop,
The recent decision made by judge
that wife has a right to what's in
her husbands pockets isn't so much |
Of victory for the fair sex as would
appear on the face of the decision.
It's what's in the pocket that counts.
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| An exchange says: Wilbur Leck-
burg hurt his foot quite badly in
motorcycle Saturday. The doctor
was Obliged to take 20 stitches in
treating it." Instead of doctor,
Wilbur evidently needed seam
stress.
Bergdoll, the king Stacker, has been
spending several weeks at German
health resorts, according to dispatch
es, 1t will be good idea for Berg
doll to store up big reserve of health
against the day when the Yanks get
hold of him.
Newspapers should rightfully be
placed in the essential class-if it
wasn't for the newspapers what would
the women have to spread on the
shelves, put under the carpet or wrap
around the mans weekly bundle of
collars. And if it wasn't for the
there undoubtedly would
be shortage Of material for the well
known Missouri Meerschaum pipe.
A Chicago judge, before whom was
arranged bunch Of youthful female
gave them good lecture
md sentenced them to church attend
lnce every Sunday for year, and to
wash and dry the dishes for their
mothers every day during that time.
That would be pretty good sentence
o pass upon girls who haven't learn
d to steal.
From giants the conversation had
urned to dwarfs, and then Old Bill
iisgivens spoke. "All these dwarfs
ou've mentioned are right enough"
e declared, airily, "but none of them
an compare with = stunted specimen
once came across. He was so short
hat every time his corns hurt"
Well?" asked the only listener who
nd remained to listen to the story.
Every time his corn hurt him." said
Id Bill, "he thought he had head
che"
Thomas A. Edison recently an
ounced sevcnty-eight questions as
.ir test Of the intelligence of the av-
age college man. AS a means of
the work Of Mr. Edi-
N, We Offer the following questions
it'll respect to an age that is gone:
What was it the governor Of
orth Carolina said to the governor
South Carolina on 4 certain histor-
occasion? z. Name the conditions
,der which 1t was proper to use the
"Here's how" 8. Who
- G. Rickeyi 4. Whence orizi-
tied the expression, "The same"
Was the designation the same
hen it was crushed? 6. Who were
I'm and Jerry and were they related
E. NoGg?
The Old Man was hardboiled and
Q regimental sky pilot knew it. But
thought he would make one try. =
olonel," he said, "Pd like to hold a -
ptism service this Sunday" Moth
Z doing" roared the Old Man. io'
QUIZ have lots Of time for that
It Of thing after we lick the Ier- u
o." But, colonel, the Eighth's N,si
aplain baptized seven men last Chic
nday and hate to have his month rapL
report beat mine" els that SO /! the
that 20? There isn't blink mine
nix thing that blink-blank Eighth harr
, beat my blik-blank outfit in. Ser I Sc i
INT, detail ten Of your blink blank ther,
best men and tell them to report One