Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-04-11
BeGIlas

A New York paper carries an advertisement
offering a reward for a Pink enam mel Ina, ,ady Of
ladies in New York.
Lucky Baby.
The cost of living doesn't faze
Our baby in these high price days;
Into his mouth he puts his feet
And in that way makes both enos meet
The Wise Fool.
1.-TWO and two always make four observed
mot when a woman Is computing her age"
commented the fool.
Haw, Haw!
A friend sends us a copy of the newest Eng
grants From the United States" and shows
a herd of red-nosed. thif sty-looking hypo-
critics wearing American hags no on .s she : p SUsrs.
foot-New York and heading for a building
marked BAR"
Let's Co!
Though others long to do great civic deeds
| long to cast a line into the reeds;
Ambition is not lacking, sir. I'll state,
They also serve who only SIT and pait'
Police,
He's no magician, I'll agree,
At cooking he'd be. sure to fail:
Yet it is very plain to see
That he can make "a rabbit quail.
(Akron, Ohio, PreS.)
Paul Loxenze, thirty-three, of 1O9 South Firth
street, Kenmore, was painfully injured when
a large weight fell on his Rubber Co.
The MILKY Way.
Moon & Son run the Star Dairy is Oshkosh,
Wis.
How About Him?
Otto Winn, Of Chester. s. c., wants TO know
IL he can get into the poker game at the CLUB.
Things to Worry About.
A blackberry is red when 1T Is green.
Alta Boy:
Will Waters has scales at the side of his barn,
He stops other iabors to wait on his neighbors.
For where there's a will there's a weigh.
Similar Goober.
Aw, Gwani
Dear Luke: If a man presents his place OF
worship with a stained glass window, can you
say that he gives his church a pain ?-Holyoke.
A New Italian Dish.
They were to have a street carnival in JAY
burg and one of the local merchants went to
the nearest big city to get a supply of stun to
sell during, the carnival. His wife kept store
for him while he was away. The first thing
he got was a bunch of confetti. He shipped
it and late that night he wired his wife as
Am sending 100 pounds of confetti. Watch
for it."
stuff is here. How do you cook it"'
Ho, Hum!
Iney gas ana HSHC
4 In language strong:
She knows she's right,
He knows she's wrong.
Luke McLuke.
And so they scrap.
Both night and day;
For both are bound
To have their way.
Hastings (Neb) Tribune.
And so they fight
The whole day long:
She's always right.
He's always wrong.
Canton 1ohio) News.
Names Is Names.
Bertha Willhide lives in Leesburg, Ohio.
Our Daily Special.
Don't Stretch the Truth-It May Fly Back
and Sting You.
Luke McIMkc Says
A husband often wishes his wife would get
so hoarse that she'd haye to cancel some OF
her speaking dates.
Married life is just one thing after another.
About the time she quits throwing kisses al
him she begins throwing other things.
A thin girl who is pretty can be graceful
But a thin girl who is homely is merely skinny
Anyway fate fixes it so that the people wne
can't stand prosperity don't have to try very
long. -.
The difference between men and women II
| that a woman first reaches a conclusion anc
| then reasons it out afterward
Some men seem to make a speciality OF gettine
into trouble so they can go around ana ee'
| their friends to help them out again.