The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-03-30

Unabridged when in need Of missing flne.
Invariably one discovers 80 many other tntef.
esting things that it requires an edort 70 pro-
coed with the search. We like to study the
dictionary but we're sadly handicapped IN that
|as in study Of other interesting books: no
sooner have w learned little than ~ must
respond to the urge to write about It
pritsss, Pretty Parsonage. Why Hittsst
Thou the Tiesi
bushnell Corr. Galesburg Republican
Register.]
There was : parsonage In tho city on
Wednesday that attracted quite q good
deal OF attention to those who saw her.
but mono who have talked with your cor
respondent. was able to throw much light
upon the subject. I am informed that
the party was young lady and was
was inquirine~how far It was to Abing-
don, and the last seen was that she hsd
struck the ties up theI Burlington truck.
am sorry that the young parsonage did
not letfit be known what her mission
was and am sure had . worthy cause.
to which the people Of Bushnell would
have given her very hearty Response.
NEW YORK inventor offers for sals "an
entirely new device to safeguard rear end COL
lisions." But who wants to safeguard coli.
sion-rear end or otherwise!
CAN'T SAY, WE'RE SURE. VIE USE
SAFETY PINS.
Sir: Kindly explain - me why my garter
this is q male writing, 80 "Honi SOFT etc. to
any readers who may be anticipating lingerie
axposures) always comes down when l am
walking along street where numerous ones
OF tho gentler sex are also pedastrianixing.
Such an embarrassment IL champion goat
captor. --E. w. S.
ID L. fhA Wvt>
independent "a very heavy Huck. towel. extra
size SOC each or for $780,"
You pays your money and you takes your
choice"
"A Little Latin (we Speak From tho Heart h
Sir: All, right, the putreseent ono is fresh,
If you insist l see he says "refreshingly
yours" tonight, but can't see that 1t makes
any difference where the bone is dug up. 90
long as they bring It to you: thu eau de sop
ulchre comes with it. Naturally that Is re-
freshing. -, Coupls hiehbrcvs in 'Hicksy.'
reading your colyum,. Number one rssds,
Speaking Of hooch-'qui capt.. lille facit.."
Sezze. Il spcse that means why cap It? Use
faucet. Number two says. Nav. that Amt
t. It means II you got the hesd you can make
IT,. ! took Latin year in High and II comes
In kinda handy lotta times" RORY.
IN Decatur. ILL.,. 2. Smothers and +. seessr
have been licensed to wed. Isn't Miss SeeTar
taking an awful chance on this match?
"A HORSE with its legs blown completely
Oh was still alive when Arsmen arrived ana it,
howis OF misery and suffering were ended BY
q revolver shot"-Trom . u. r. dispatch,
A horse might be said 10 squsal or to
scream and We have even heard horse laugh.
But horse how'll It isn't possible,
A SKINNY PIN
Sir: Ny astronomy prof. ut college had had
3 youngster arrive at his home via the stork,
A few days after the baby boys appearsnce
he tnot the infant) was lectuFing to Ills class
on the center Of our solar system and re-
marked. Our sun is 4 very small SUM-:
The class rpplauded. --ALUMNus. .
THE gentleman from Indiana is = humani.
tartan. He has appointed q physician as an
assistant postmaster.ssnsral for THO purpose.
postmasters having their titles removed.
HELP-White or colored lady 221 Locust
street-Evansville Journal
What's the matter? What's the matter:
What's the natter"
THE cAsrRoNoM1c MUSE.
Sir: The artisan Of the following lines man.
ufactufed them on the payer napkin Of Y. ".
&C.. A. restaurant and presented them to thu
WAAstnuu WStGvUo WHO pulVVyUu 10 MS MUNGER.
All cheerful. bright and fair 10 she,
The maid who served the food to me
At the Wye-Double- You-See-Aye
WheP hungse's eured from day to day
Once whan my appetite vas big
She furnished me With roasted pig.
And my starvation did defeat
With that delicious, tender meat
-CALLIOPE
THE Perfect Boss has demanded that, IN the
interests Of truth and justice. We state publicly
that the hiscuits were NOT cold BUT that they
were kept hot for us . full half hour after
they should have been eaten.
Z -
APPROPRIATELY enough. It seams\to ~,
the Misses Edna Boat and B. Margaret FNrry
lave hem launched on the .. Of m.
THE Arut shah b last The colyum II
finished that's eqs
CoN1olaAIlo(i n Ma.