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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1921-06-24
Sims III 8albiuston.
Mariniefretar SeubD iuinift eineu
idDriitlidDen SeridDt iiber bic beam
itanSete Geoe bes Aomirals.
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9tad] fetrer Hifdfebr nod) 8aib-
ington nreloete iid) 92ear Iomiral
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Mnrineiefretdr 9eitbp, oen er anl
Mitt1pod] nidlt r1ebr autreffen fonnte.
@ic berloiitet, erflorte er Dem Sefre-
tar, Die 0reljeberidte batten feline
9leuBerungen iiber Die SSrl0nDer-
freunoe in ben Ser. Staaten entltcllt,
,poronf Sefret1r 0etlbn ibn1 cine
'9enfid,rift ilber Die bis iest porIie-
oenop GuriteIlulg iiberaab uno ihlt err
iufte, fe1lerieits eiiten idriftlid]e4l
9erid]1 itebr oas, mas er ipirflih &C.
iogt babe, ein5ureid)en. Die Meloung
beim Marineiefretar nnhnl nur ipe-
nige 0d1ltter in slniprltd).
Ger saon1iraI fteilte bein Morine-
iefretdr ben eeipiinidJteu id,riftIifr1l
8erid)t i'm 2anfe Des 9nses 5H. Che
Sefretdr Derbn bellielbeil genou ge.
priift bot, ioI iiber ibn nid1ts befannt
aeaebelt fperoeTl.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1921-06-24
9rin streif Der 9dnfer.
Die MDslidlfeit eines ioldJen @urae.
hens eufidDieben beitritten
bnrdD 5ddDmann.
Qonisprne. an.. %. sSnniaa

Souisbtile, &n., %. SSu1i3e
oSn fei1ier 9ofidaft on ben giiert-
|Doorentpnareb befpridtMathios 2uo-
lop, Der 8oriteenoe nes Rotionoluers
banhs non giienmonrenhatoIern Die
Streifs BON aoufcrn unb Die grofit-
maderei. Sd CLAUDE iltd1f, Iaat er,
bob bic 5Sabrifnftten lingerehte Greiie
a1'redJt bIetten Sd n7eiB, bob Glein-
hdnoler eFIrlid3 mareft uno alles onf-
boten, I'm Greiie nicber al bolten uno
id CLAUDE nift bnB es einen a1ilier-
itreif CAB. Gin aduferitreif fam niht
orqoiriiirt tperoen lno aud itidt bon
ieIbit fommen. eSd bin iiber3engt, 6aB
Die Sdnpierigfeit in Der @eiteuerun1
lag uno tpcrne ourd1 aenBerllneen
BON 5tpei 8raiioerttcn Der Scr. c5tao.
Ten uno gerihte DeS arbcitsun1tes
ilno oeS aaSylifti3anttes nrttcrItiiet.
Salid]e Iropbeten.
8ir battcn cine 1leberpro6uftion
BON faIidlen Tropbeter uno cine
llntertroouftion in Der 15rhliitrie.
@ir hirfen uns 6urdl 1lnsufrieben.
belt nid)t nerlpirren laiien. Tos 2aro
leibet inter einen Stel,erinitem. oos
sur 3eit unqebeurer arleqsproiite
monIif mar. oIs 9Se6ernlonn befndi-
tiqt mar lir5 oas @clo reid)Iidl FloB,
aber Der arieg lit uoriiber. Giue at.
ger,eiiane FeQeIilng Der Steuerlnnc
tpirb bic g9oflfohrt aurijtbringen
nno es Iieot ieoen geifaftsmonn Oh,
bic gcftel'crunq iorgidItig uno eiu,
oeheno I'M 9iftc ihrcr ge3ichunq 3u
berl @5eid0ften 5u ft1toircn 6inIitlt-
lid einer 2ofuna Der Steuerfrdae fagt
guoIop. odB bic noraeIhIaqene Der.
tnufsiteuer .eines iorafdltiqe;r 5tu-
bil,r1s rDertf iei. j" Iie unter bem ieti.
gea Sgftem berrid)enDen 3uit0nbe
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1921-06-24
3,uri Sffisierr abgrIrBt.

3nei Sffi6iere Der 8unoesmarine,
elmer oerfeIben aapitdn 6. 8.
Stearns, Iitb ouf GeranloIInng oes
Maril1eiefretdrs ihrer gpnmarbps
ertboben fporoe11. 0en sInInB biInet,
oaB Der Cine BON ibnen Die Nonn-
ihaften bes Sd)lafltif)iffes Yaihigon
. iiber cine 0is5ipIinorfroee, Ser 4r.
oere in 0b1Iiher @eiie Doriiber oh,
itin1mer IieB, mobin ihr Sd)iff geben
IoIle.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1921-06-24
Trei9abe Doill %;<'.,r Dom Mrbeiter=
SnnO Derlangt.
2lmeb erfl6ren iieh Sic 2lrbsiter
1,ertreter fiir 3nnres>1setrieb
Ser Giienbabnen.

Nomal Sims mnb iu gsaibugtOn ieine characterization
9iebensaren ertldreu = ,rlano hattie e 5wansg Sareu
wIeoer fOnglien Seiud. Sn Der britdn yeidsfOnerem
miro 3nlammenarbeit nit 9lmtra as OrnnOeiu Der cug
lijd)eu Yolitit BON 9lono George beseidnet
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1921-06-24
8optott= =Reiolution in 9enuer
uerworIeu.
Die anericau sscaeration Of sabor
ertiart iid) fir 3caiernugsbe-
bctrieb Der gabnen.
0euper, GoIo., %. SUM.

Ter Gonnent Der Imertcon Seoero-
tion Of 3obor in 9eltper, Colorado,
nahm am Mitt1noh ei1ltinntlg cine
Re5ollttioli ai, meld)e Ibonoerung
oes 9oliteoo18eieseS erlartbt, oanit
!SerItellune utto Gerfallf BON 8ier ge=
itattet peroe. Sic 8eamten nro Die
8ousuasbeb0roe Der SSooeration iDnr-
ogn uneeipieIeu, nuf 9lbdnoerlng oes
8eiebes bi1l5uarbeiten; iollte oies fei=
men @rfolg 8eitigett, 10 tpitroen ale
luionen aufgeforbert> oem GongreB
cine 8etitipu 5u rnterbreiten
9eod3 elmer itiirntiiden Debate err
leoigtc Der Gonpent Der 9lmerican Je-
oeratipn of 2obor in 3enper, Colo,
oin Mitttpoh Die iriidle fsrage od.
ourd,, hab er cine Rejellition an-
nabnr, peld,e Spitpatbie NIT Der
Code SSrldnos ousiprid)t. Gie ora-
1tiidpn 9o1fott -GIauieln geeen britt
idse @oaren unb britiid)e sSirmen ipa-
ren porber NIT neutrality-suspicious. hr-
belt pernorfen poroen, iltoeln elm NM
trog oltf l11nItoBlnlg Der @ntid)eioung
8rQlioent Son1ltel @onpers', boB oie
gopfott HeIollttion altBer Srbnung
fei, obqeleb1lt ipuroe.
Die gerufune Der 9opfott- -9lnh0n=
ger eegen Die entid)eibllng Grdiioent
8onlpers 'rief cine Der itiirntiiditeil
Gibungen in Der Gieid]idte Der Inle-
rican Federation Of 2abor berpor.
@lei1 81 9eginn Der asSrlatto 0e-
botte perlas Cornelius Solep, 3ele-
gut Der 8arbicr linton, Elm Sele-
orornm BON 8arrp 8olallo, Sefretar
oes .Gr1iioeltten Der Hepublif Sr-
lonb" Gammon oegalera, in meld)cnl
es beiBt; ,oSsn SSrlano erpartet man
non Der 9lnterieon federation Of
2obpr @roBes. @ir ipoIleit 9onfott
ober gar nid7ts baben ssolep fiigte
nod binsll, Dab es rniir cine Stelle
gibt, OH Der Gnelaito nerlpilnbbar lit ;
Dos lit Ieine @eloborie" /"
Ghri1tion Sc. Waoielt BON Chicago
ftelIte baralif ben g(ntraa, ben gerid)t
bes 9lusid)rffes oabin slr amenoiren,
bab cine &loitiel anaebonet tpcrbe,
ipeld1e einett9opfptt britiider 8aoren
lino isirmen perlonet, iolonee Die bri-
tiihe Reaiernng ,ibre barbariide nno
aeritorenne 8oIitif in SSSrlano fort
ieet.~ gs fpuroe ein slntraa geitellt,
biefes auenoentent aitBer Srbnung
Al erflaret, 90 es ein 2heil bon Ge-
folutionen lei, Die pom IusihuB be-
reits bcrfporfen ieien. Grdiioent Som.
pers erhielt ben ginlrortS 1,.fretht
uno nertaete borauf ben gonpent big
Mittlpod). Nfehrere 9elegaten ner-
iltdten per9eblif 5nm 8ort 5u fonl-
men,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22
Public Funeral Sunday for
Bo0thbay Harbor Soldier
First to Give Life in the War

Boothbay Harbor, Me-, Dec. Alt
is now expected that public funeral
will be held here next Sunday after
noon, Christmas Day, fer Charles z.
Sherman, Jr., this towns first boy to
lose his life in the World War. His
body is expected to arrive here some
time this week from Brooklyn, N. Y.
The services will be held from the
Congregational church.
Charles Sherman was killed in ac-
ton on French battlefield on July
%, 1918, while advancing through q
wheatfield. swept by machine gun
bullets and shells. He was buried in
an American cemetery nearby.
= detail of veterans from Charles
f. Sherman, Jr.. Post. American
Legion, will go to Wiseasset and es-
cort the body to the Sherman resi-
dence here, where it will lie in state
until the funeral. knights Of
Pythias. Uniform Rank, Sons Of
Veterans and American Legion will
pay special honors 1T the funeral,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22

This country doesn't eat enough of
bread and too much of the expensive
but poorly nourishing foods, we are
told. Again it is said that lack of
bread is the cause of unrest. In this
country we had suspected not enough
porter house steaks and Holsters was
the cause. France and Spain use
bread for about sixty per cent of their
diet and Italy has been known in time
of war to depend on bread for ninety
Per cent of what they ate. The Brit
ish, who before the war were so par-
tial to their steaks, roasts and chops,
We're forced to enlarge their bread
diet and are said to like it so we'll
they have continued it. Being COM
PEELED to resort to bread and forego
the meats Is not pleasant to contempt
late but perhaps the world will be
better off in consequence of lessening
its meat diet. Wheat bread properly
made is "a master builder" of physi-
cal strength.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22
MAKING COMPARISONS

One writer likens Japan's protest
because China repudiates the twenty
one demands to the plea of a burglar,
that, when he demanded money or
life at the point of the pistol, the one
robbed had the choice of surrendering
either his life or the money, but
chose to surrender the money, and
consequently should be held to the
agreement. He argues that this DEM
>onstratcs "the peculiar oblique moral
obtuseness Of the Japanese mind"
But perhaps that mind was trained in
observation of methods certain other
countries employed with China. An
other feature of the demonstration is
that the country capable of exerting
an effective influence has better as
>surance of good neighbors than does
one that cannot command respect.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22
Editors Letter Box
Yours for Better Health

Bangor, December 10, 1871.
Kennebec Journal Company,
Augusta, Mainc.
Gentlemen:
1t is with a great deal Of interest
that l have watched recently the sale
of the Christmas Seal stamps and to
my great surprise / have heard some
people criticise or say that they
could not find them on sale.
Personally | feel that all the citi-
zens of Maine should realize that the
people handling this sale are giving
their time and efforts freely and do
ing their utmost to make THIS seal
sale a grand success, and it seems TO
me that it behooves every red blood
ed American Citizen to do their share
and if need be hunt up the places
where the seals are sold, for the won
derful help of the cash from these
sales will alleviate the suffcrings OF
many Il. B. subjects, and if some OF
those that kick will only make an CT
fort to do their share it may be some
dear friend or relative of theirs that
may be saved from the pangs OF this
dread disease.
For many years I have been only
too pleased to serve on the Execu-
tive Committee Of the Maine Public
Health Association, formerly the
Anti Tuberculosis Association, and
given my time freely besides
purchasing these seals, and know OF
many other busy men and women
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22
FOCH AS A COUNSELOR

There is a limit to the amount of
hero worship which mere man is ca
pable of undergoing. 1t would not be
at all strange, nor would it really
minimize the greatness of Marshal
Foch to learn that he is not as wise
in all things as he undoubtedly is in
military affairs. Aside from the ques-
ton of discretion and sense of fitness
ignored by him in some of. his inter-
views, he remains one of the greatest
figures called to the front by the
world war. But when he tells the
Armenians and the world they must
learn to fight if they are to expect
justice he ignores the fact that many
of them have fought; that many of
them aided the Allies and remained
loyal although subjected to the di-
rest penalties.
And when the marshal criticizes
certain leading spirits of France be-
cause they did not accept his opinion
that France should be given the ter
ritory to- the Rhine he spoke as the
military man, looking at the problem
from a military mans point of view
and making no allowance for other
points of view. In fairness he should
have recognized the objections to this
and disposed of them. This he does
not appear to have done. Indeed
what disposal may be made of the ev-
ident truth that France by taking ter
ritory to the Rhine would be impos-
ing on that territory the very same
penalty which was placed on Alsace
and Lorraine and about which France
herself had been complaining for fif-
ty years?
And so we must conclude that in
all affairs Marshal Foch is not an al
together wise counselor. But he is as
sound on the fundamentals of peace
as on those of war: "there must be
in the bottom of our hearts real, true,
good will, without which there is no
real peace"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22
THE HOLE OR THE DoUGHNUT?

How many object to paying for
doughnut because it has a hole in il?
Joking about that no doubt bored
Methuselah to death. However,
cartoonist has graphically represent
cd the fault-finders blaming the Con-
ference because the doughnut of
naval reduction surrounds a hole of
aircraft and submarines.
These malcontents should be
known as the doughnut statesmen,
grown from the graft of peanut poll
ticians. They are confined to no
country. They are spouting in the
DailEireann, matchmaking in III
ster, whiting in France and piffiing
in this country. They are nuisance
wherever found. The only excuse for
their existence is that rarely, for the
sake of notoriety, they do that which
others shrink from doing and are so
willing to exaggerate defects that
they call attention to minor defects
which so come to a remedy, though
that isn't made by the critics; what
they make is noise. But they need
watching.
If the Conference serves to reduce
the international orgy in warlike ex-
penditures and enables peoples to di-
vert effort and money to purposes of
helpful construction it will have pro-
duced stable doughnut. Keep your
eye on the doughnut, never mind the
hole. Perhaps later, if we can acquire
the habit, there will be another con-
ference and another doughnut en-
comprising in place of airplanes and
submarines, peace and good will.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22

ranging all the way frem large ocean
steamers to fishing vessels. In one
case he was On the Job three times in
enc day and in all his service as coast
guard at the Pool and at ether Sta
lions on the Maine coast his bravery
has meant the saving OF more than q
score of lives. His modest and ad-
mirable beast is that his record
throughout has been clean from start
to finish. 1t is such men who, have
made the splendid reputation OF the
coast guard service what it is. Capt.
Staples was born in Brockton in
1880. At II years he rode as herds
man in Arizona and New Mexico,
then returned to Massachusetts, where
he tried railroading for four years.
Thirty years ago he Joined the Cane
Elizabeth life saving crew. where he
was surfman for 16 years.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22

that are contributing their valuable
time and money, so it seems to me
that the citizens of Maine should all
cooperate for this worthy cause and
help the army of workers, both as TO
time and money and give unstlnt-
ingly for this noble work.
The mills in which ! am interested
have always contributed as we'll as
other large concerns and always will,
and l know that by loyalty supporting
the Maine Public Health Association
that all the suffering humanity in
Maine will be helped and conditions
improved.
Thanking you for any space you
may see fit to give, I beg to remain
Yours for Better Health in Maine,
L. J. COBURN.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22
Kidney and Bladder
Troubles HAVE TO GO

Cloggod up kidney deposits are dis
solved and the Toxins tpoisens) COM
pletely driven out. Your very life"
says DR.. Carey. depends upon the
perfect funetianing of your Kidneys"
Don't neglect them. When your back
aches, have darting pains, dizziness
headaches, bad stomach and tongue,
annoying bladder troubles, cloudy
urine, rheumatism. puffy eyes, specks,
or any other tendency to Bright's Dis
ease. Diabetes or Gravel, Kidney
Trouble in its worst form may be
stealing upon you. Never mind the
failures of the past. insist upon hav-
ing, at once. bottle of guaranteed
DR.. Carey's Marsh Root Prescription
No. III. Liquid or Tablet form) from
Fletchers Pharmacy or any other re-
liable druggist, for Kidney and Bladder
troubles don't wear away, they will
grow upon you slowly. stealthily and
with unfailing certainty. Every good
druggist has been authorized to refund
purchase price on two bottles to all
who state they have had no benefit
ADV.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22
SUBSTANCE OR SHADOW

Ireland is now considering PROPOSE
ton to become dominion with rights
and privileges comparable to those
enjoyed by Canada. Yet certain Irish
orators persist in declaring this con-
.dition to be one of slavery to Eng
land. How will that attitude appeal
to the Canadian people of Irish birth?
1t can't be agreeable to be considered
slaves and whatever righteous indig-
nation they may possess must be
touched by such comparison. Are
they to continue subscribing their
hard earned dollars and enthusiastic
support to that sort of doctrine?
Here are few remarks from the
speech of Mr.. Collins before the Dali
Eireann:
Il received cablegram from San
Francisco saying:
"'Stand fast We will send you
s1,000.000 a month
my reply to this was to send $780,
600 and send 1000 men fully equipped.
Il received another cablegram from
one branch of the American Associa-
ton for Recognition of the Irish Re-
public, reading:
"Don't weaken now; stand with
De Valera"
well, let that branch come over
and stand with both Of u.s."
There were Armenians living in
European luxury who insisted it was
the duty of America to save Armenia,
but they wouldn't go to her assist
ance themselves. If the Irish are to
send million a month to divorce
ireland utterly from England, one
wonders who will get the commits
sions for collecting. When those are
discovered we may be assured they
at least will not go over to fight for
Ireland. Many a noble sacrifice has
1een made by the loyal sons Of Erin
and no one should question the 10y
atty of many Of those who have
spoken in her behalf. All honor to
them for steadfast souls. ireland is
now offered an answer to their
prayers and patriotic efforts, not
perhaps in the form prayed for,
but surely an honorable settle
ment and a chance to win in
the way of peace the substance of
that for which they prayed. We
cannot think they will choose
shadow in place of it.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22
Seven Divorces in
Androscoggin Court

Auburn, Me. Dec. 21.-The De-
cember term Of the Superior Court
adjourned finally Tuesday afternoon
after session of ID days. During
the term seven divorces were graft.
cd, as follows
Frank A. Beii of Lewiston from
Grace A. Bell; Jessie Z. Fitzgibbonss
of Auburn from Walter Fitzrihbons
of Lynn. Mass: Stella NJ. Field ~
Auburn from Fred T. Field of Re-.
ton; Medora Deschenes of Lewisto,
from Octave Deschenes of narts
unknown; Inez Winslow of Auh,,rn
from L. Dana Winslow of Auburn.
Robert E. Pratt of Lewiston sron,
Eva Mae Holden Pratt or crae o,i
wood; Earl ]. wilkins of East r..
ermore from Mildred f. wilkins ~
East Livermore. 'Ns VI
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22
Railroads and Steamboat
MAINE CENTRAL RAILROAD
Eastern Standard Time
TRAINS LEAVE AIIcIIs1A rnn

Bangor. tl,24 a. m. sl.4Qs. m. t2.3s,,
$500 a, M. 1888 a. m. t2.5S p. m. i3.l2p y.
t7.40 D IN.
B. ga Pts II pa m. r. 80 m. io.s3ar [
Bar Harbor Asl 40a m. II 80 an. tgSs,
Bath to. l5a m. 10 3sa m, 50, 59a m, "a 3Op n
f7.2j D m, Mo Is p m
Boston. 10 IL m, rs. Is a m. t93Ss N, IAN
Calais IL SO a m.. TO 33 d m
Dover Foxcroft. B500 a m. IL. IS .. m.
Gardiner s3 liza, m. to Is a. m. t9Ssan,
$3.50 a m. 10 30 M, 1894 p. m, tjl5p n
t7.25 p. m, *l04sp, M.
Halloweii is Is a. m, t9.Ss a. m. s9soau
1880 p IN. 1884 p. m. Is. Is p. M. L % D m
<io4S p, m.
Harmony. B5OOa. m. To- p m.
Lewiston TO- Is a. M. f9.3S a m. s95eau,
1880 p m. s10.4S p. m.
New York 1880 p. M. 1894 p m
Portlands3 IL m. rs 15a m. 70 IS m. 90 "a
am 70 Bop m s3,34p.m.. II % pm .*lc4spn'
Rockland t6 Is a m. toss a. m.
Skowhegan B500a m. 70 33 m, t2&pm
So. Gardiner rs. l5a M. 10. IS a. m. 80 San
1880 m, 1894 p. m. t5 Is p. m. t7.25 .. M
*l0.4S p m.
St John. tl.2i a. III.
Waterville. t124 a m. 81 40 a. m. f233ami
$500 a. m.. 1888 m.. f2 IS p m. s3l2p. nj
f7.40 p. IN. sDaily except MONDAY.
*Daily fDaily, except Sunday iSunday o,ly.
A Discontinued after October 23rd.
u Except Sunday and Monday
d. C. DOUGLASS, NJ. L. HARRIS,
9-25-21 V.P. & Gen1 Mgr. Cenl Passenger ATT
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22
TYPICAL CONVERSA-
TON
Man and Wife Discus, Janitor
q. =. McEyoy)

W. ]NSl4FOsj
want you to go right down
ana give that Janitor a good talk
What's he done now?
What's he done nowo That's
the trouble. He hasn't done any
thing.
Well, waddye want me to give
him a good talking to FORE
Because he hasn't done any,
thing. That's why.
That's funny.
I wish l could laugh. He doesn't
give us enough heat in the day
funny?
Doesn't he?
Didn't You just hear me say he
didn't? Why don't you say some
thing to him about it Oh, / wish
| were a man, Id tell him where
to get off.
Why don't you tell him anyway?
what we women say. 1t takes q
man to handle him. I want you
to go right down there and tell
him what's what
Aw. what's the use? Maybe
he's doing his best. You women
are always beefing about some
thing.
MI, SOu tame Tie = part
IN preference to your wife'S, is
that it?
oh, of course not, don't be silly.
Well then, the only thing l see
then, is that you're afraid Of him.
That must be it. You're afraid to
SO and talk to the janitor. Ha ha,
that's rich. / must tell Mrs.
Golden about it when I sec her.
Who's afraid? Where dye set
Well, then. why don't you go
down there and tell him what's
what?
Why should I? What's he donee
He won't clsan the back steps,
he hollers about the garbage. he
doesn't start the fire until seven
o'clock, he turns it off SO early at
night we have to take the COM
pany to bed with us to keep them
warm. He's surly, he's unman-
nerly. he's everything what's
he done? What hasn't he fdoneo
What doesn't he do? Oh, wish I
were q man. / wish l had a man
around the house. A man who
wasn't afraid of his janitor. A
man who didn't take the janitor's
part in preference to his wife's.
I'll go down and talk to him :. :.
but / think it's all foolishness
(starts down stairs mumtling)
these women always starting
something to get you into trou-
BILE - doggone the luck!
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-22

Angus was On his first visit to Lon
don. and he set out to find his friend
Jack, who had come to the town a
few years earlier.
No. 1900 Holborn was the address at
which Angus had been told that he
would find Jack.
He walked down several streets. ana
then caught sight Of tramcar marked
''Holborn.'
Furthermore, he noted it's number
1900.
"Hoots," he cried. There goes
Jacks house now"
TITS good / saw It before 1t got
moved or ! might never have found
Eim"-Houston Post.