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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05

II told her was going to kiss her
once for every step Of the way home"
"And what did she dot"
'"she went upstairs and put on O
tlGhter skirt"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05
There won

There would never be parade II
there were NO people to watch 1t 60
~, says J6Ihh Farnell. .Y- N
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05

{ q, And the reason young father
J looks so happy with his first baby is
that at lust he has got something
With . kick in Il.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05

ID. e. Magee says another question
mat has never been satisfactorily set
tlsd is. how long is week-end-and
whom does II begin and when does II
md? ~ '.a-. .a,-. a-.....s.,.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05

"Dont postpone until tomorrow
thS meanness you can cut out today.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05

The itch to spend money keeps ev
eeybody scratching.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05

y "A distinguished authority says half
! the wars are caused by the lies OF
Z diplomats. The world is now suffer
ing from the high cost Of fibbing,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05

Ross Nickerson. the general man
aser Of the strikedefying lunch lay
out, Is one general who doesn't mind
q counter attack. sea-. y,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05
MAY'HAvE BETTER LUCK

a ssdalia correspondence of Rogers
tArk.) Democrat-Mrs. Albert Evans
didn't have good luck with her incu-
bator. She had only 80 little chicks,
but she is undaunted and She, is set
ting again.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05

Make that idle doiinr work! Put
u In the hank. ,t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05
M
WHISPERS AT THE CONFEC.
TONERS
ny yCNIus

TIONERS
What the caramels whispered tc
the striped candy: when you gel
your growth | suppose you will be
barber poles.
What the throat lozenges whisper.
cd to the lemon drops: Let US en-
Joy today, even II we are to be down
in the mouth tomorrow"
What the weary spoon whispered
to the fourth dish Of ice cream: "she
must have an elastic tummy." "a
What the glass OF water whispered
to the table: wonder II she expects
every street of life to be paved with
fee cream brickS?" p @@ &A-
What the little girl with the penny
whispered to the stick OF striped can
dy:s You're next"
what the fountain whispered Of
the effusive young couple: NUNS
the word! She will do the milking
II you will hold the pail"
According to Prof. Einstein "Amer-
lea IL ruled by women" That's why
America is 10 much like other coun-
triss. Il n
Drink to me only with thine eyes.
I'm off this home brew stuff. % rT.us
Ross Nickerson. the general man
aser Of the strikedefying lunch lay
ont. IN one Keueral who doesn't mind
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-05

Drink to me only with thine eyei
I'm off this home brew stuff. fT,n
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
FOREIGN NEWS.

A new spirit of cooperation be-
tween England, France and Italy
which would have the warmth of the
entente core ale Of 1914, is urged by
the French press as the outcome OF
the Lord Curzon speech in London and
the anti-French demonstrations at Tur-
in and other Italian cities.
Grover Cleveland Bergdoll, convict
cd draft evader through his mother
Mrs. Emma c. Bergdoll of Philadel
phia, Tuesday filed suit in the su
preme court of the District of Column
bia for return OF property valued at
S750.0OO seized by the government.
Henri Landru. who has been on trial
for more than three weeks in the
AssiZes Court at Versailles. France
charged with the murder OF ten WON
en- and boy was found guilty OF
murder in the first degree, Landru
was sentenced to die by the guillotine
Some of the prisoners who were in
the closed railway wagon which re
Gently was used to transfer number
Of Moplah prisoners from Shoraner to
Bellery in India, and in which "a OF
the Moplahs died through suffocation
during the trip, testified before the or
fetal commission of inquiry Friday
at Thur. that the prisoners had asked
for water the first time the train
stopped, but the requests were ignor
ed
Hugo SHINES, the German capitalist
has secured a great tract OF timber in
Haiti and will have several factories
built to produce Guinine
What is described as the most pow
erful lighthouse ever constructed has
lust been completed in France. 1t il
intended for the new air station al
Dion. and has taken over two years
to construct The beam OF light
thrown from two groups of lamps has
an intensity OF 2,000,o0o,000 candle
power and the flash will be seen at
distance of nearly 200 miles.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
He Brought a Fatted Calf.

home roof. The news got about town.
The lads were popular and had many
true friends. Three. particularly, ar
rived with their sisters just as the
prodigals wished and hoped. And In
the evening the same welcome coterie
made the old home CHEEKY with their
chatter at the supper table. Then
appeared Uncle Gregory. He winked
and blinked at his three prime
favorites. the boys. and brought two
turkeys for the holiday feast
But the fatted calf for the prodi-
gals he queried chucklingly. $50
appropriate, and ii will last a week"
And an hour later Uncle Gregory
blossomed forth in his most felicitous
style. He handed a folded legal look
ing document to Mrs. Marvin.
.'What is this, Uncle Gregory" she
inquired
"Release of the mortgage these dear
lads hoped to pay through their own
exertions. but they are only boys. If
good ones. and the task was too heavy
for them. And by the way lads,
here's q bank book consider you a
good investment and l have donated
what will take you through college
and prepare you for battling with the
worId-well educated men,
II declarer' murmured Mr.. Marvin
an,n there was a catch in his throat
AS to Mrs. Marvin she came ap to
the old man and placed her loving arm
about him and kissed him fervently.
"Yes It is genuine surprise. indeed"
voiced Mr. Marvin. Blessings come
thicklv when we most need them"
And the three charming girls were
more beautiful to the returned prodi-
gals than ever and old Uncle Gregory
seemed to renew his youth amid the
glowing happiness of that gloriously
HANDY Yuletide hour.
at will be mistletoe and kisses next
Christmas" he insinuated, with a
chuckIe for the three lovely girls who
each sat close to their admiring lover
and who felt that the Christmas bells
were ringing especially to celebrate
their Christmas happiness.
"Prodigals returned!" murmured
Uncle Gregory raptly. "but practical
ones. Dear, me! truly this is peace on
earth. good will toward all men" and
he left for home smiling through his
happy tears. and singing the refrain OF
a happy, merry old Christmas song,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
POLICEMAN SAW THE LIGHT
Absence of illumination on Autono-
bile Perfectly Justified Under the
Circumstances.

A certain town depends entirely
on electricity for it's lighting, and as
one large generating station sufiiced
for the whole town, an accident at
the station suddenly plunged the town
into darkness one night.
The manager of the station was at
his private house at the time, but he
at once set out In his car for the
works. In his haste, however, he for
got to switch on the electric lights on
his car, which were, Of course, gen
Grated off a. dry battery and the cars
accumulation.
On his way to the electric power
station he was stopped by police
man. who asked him why he had no
lights The manager did little quick
thinking, then answered, half-hum0r-
ously:
"Of course my lights are out !!
Haven't they failed all over the
town"
The policeman touched his hat, and
said
"Beg pardon. sir, I forgot! Go
straight ahead"'
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10

day dresses us those pictured here
the silk nearly always in the heavier
crepe weaves or occasional satins.
ColOrs are sedate with dark navy and
black in great favor. Two black frocks
are shown here. one of them of wool
velours In q chemise dress and one in
crepe with bloused bodice. The wool
dress employs monkey fur fringe up
the side seams and as finish for the
sleeves in the simplest manner pcs
sible. But it is used in many other
ways: as "A finish for diagonal bands
across the front of the skirt or to bor-
der circular ornaments Of braid. scat
tered over the dress. The girdle OF
black beads makes brilliant finish.
The crepe frock uses many yards of
MORE ribbon in frills to simulate long
tunic on the straight full skirt. The
square neck Is outlined with two ruff
fles of the ribbon and the front Of the
bodice further decorated with three
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
STATE AND DOMESTIC NEWS.

Robert Bradley Hawley, president of
the CubanAmerican sugar Company
and a representative from Texas under
the Mckinley administration. died
Wednesday at his home in New YORK
City Of acute Indigestion.
A Is per cent reduction in the wages
of deep water seamen will be put into
effect January l, several of the larg-
est steamship owners OF New YORK
declared Thursday.
Police at Dallas, Texas, Thursday
refused to permit parade of unem-
ployed. About so idle men had as
sembled for the purpose OF marching
when Chief of Police Strait instructed
sergeants to stop them.
For the first time in 40 years the
International Association of Fairs and
Expositions Thursday decided to for
sake Chicago, Ill. as an annual place
of meeting, voting unanimously to hold
the 1922 meeting in Toronto, Canada
4. The entire amount of the $12o,0Oo
in gold which disappeared from the
vaults of the Pacific liner Sonoma en-
route from Sydney, Australia, to San
Francisco has been recovered.
Lula Mayfield, grand champion OF
the International Live Stock Show,
was sold Thursday at Chicago, Ill. at
31.1O per pound. The heifer, cross
bred shorthorn Angus entered by the
| University Of California, weighed 1,22O
pounds. Last years champion sold at
$175 pound.
The trustees of Charles Ponzi. hav
ing brought together the available as
sets of his defunct get-rich-quick
scheme, announced Thursday at Bos
ton. Mass, their intention to pay a divi
dend of 10 per cent to his many credi
tors for the Christmas holidays.
The movement to establish a mil
lion-dollar foundation as a national
tribute to Enrico Caruso and his art
was started in New York City this
week
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10

draping or girdle. In the blouse o..
black crepe. bordered with white
crepe, the fullness at the waistline is
disposed Of by gathers at the sides.
1t is cleverly trimmed with small,
opaque white beads--for which en-
broidery that Stimulates beads might
be substituted. The slash at the neck
fastens with small link buttons
Two colors are used in the hand
some blouse with sash-n this mod
ell they are beige and henna. Henna
seems destined this season to rescue
the seGate colors, as brown. taupe or
navy. from being commonplace
lends them it's own distinction. Both
embroidery and beads are cleverly
used in this model the beads Tin the
bugle variety outline the neck and
cover the Joining Of the two colors in
the body Of the blouse. They are
scattered over the whole blouse in lit
tie triangles. and form fringe for
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
llI0I''::I GOOD
Mi 1REAcHER()uS
oose May saIivate, Shock
y" Liver or Attack Your
Bones.

tnow what calomel is. It's mer-
you quicksilver. calomeI j. danger ger
nr' # crashes into sour BILE like
oas Ito cramping and sickening you.
dvn ,smeI attacks the bones and should
csl' ,r he put into your system,
ne1tl ou feel bilious, headachy, consti-
u and all knocked out just go to
pa arr druggist and get bottle of bod
!ou I irer Tone for few cents which
sou hamless vegetable substitute for
arons calomel. Take a spoonful
aa.s = # doesn't start your liver and
~ .isbten you up better ana quicker
s'a, nasty calomel and without making
pap sick YOU just 90 back and get your
money. a,onoI, # makes Won
: ,be next day; it loses you days
go q. Dodson's Liver Tone straightens
'%p ,irbt up and you feel great. No
~ ". accessory. Give if to the children
'.ose It IS perfectly harmless and
w. al observation-disclosures.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
MAKES MERRY WITH PUBLIC
In His Book, "WndmilIs," Gilbert
Canaan Pokes Fun at Many Ven
cradle European Institutions.

Gilbert Canaan adnitS Il miSunder-
standing of his pacifist attitude to-
ward the war in his preface to the
American edition OF "Windmills.' but
avOws firmly that 'the attempt to re-
move militarism and military concep-
lions from among human preOccupa-
lions is good cause and | will serve
with the only weapon l know how to
use-the pen-which they say Is
mightier than the sword or even the
howitzer Having applied myself to
this service before the outbreak Of
the great war, which for me began In
1911,l was not to be diverted from
It by the panic confusion Of those who
were overtaken by the calamity rath-
er than prepared for it."
With solemnity which is gro
tesQue, he recounts in 'Sannays Is
land" the wars between the Fattish
empire and Fatterland, The reader
will recognize many, European insti-
tutions and events at which Mr..
Canaan is poking fun. A second read
ing reveals more of his sly illusions.
remarks the Springfield Republican.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10

DRY Theatre just departing To the
fence was tied the latest, sleekest
calf they had ever seen.
why, what is this?" inquired Mr..
Marvin, staring vaguely.
Can't you see-fatted calf! 1t Will
do for Christmas. Ell? You'll need 1t.
III be over later; good bye till then
and Merry Christmas
He went his way waving his hand
mysteriously and chuckling and shak-
ing with half suppressed jollity.
He must mean the boys. Oh, Seth,
can it be that they are coming home"
palpitated Mrs. Marvin.
Il don't know, but there is some
hidden mystery in the actions of our
relative. You know he always liked
Bob and Tom and Ned. Perhaps he
has kept track of them.
Mr.. Marvin sighed and he had reason
TO do so. And his loving loyal help
meet cheerlessly echoed the aspiration.
Then eyes met and there were mutual
tears in them. Then Seth went to the
W0odshed and came forth again hold
ing Ratchet and a saw
Where are you going?" inquired
Esther curiously.
"Oyer to the woods. I'm going to
get some evergreen and holly. 1t is
as we'll to be prepared for a surprise.
just as fall had set in the three
sons of the worthy couple had left
home secretly one night after writing
a note, honest and respectful, announc-
ing that they had heard of positions
in a distant factory, and realizing that
a mortgage on the home and hard
times were distressing the dear old
father they felt it their duty to do
something toYard the family support.
For three months regularly there
had come draft for quite an amount,
but no other word from the runaways.
And now-On Christmas eve-there
were three glad, grateful visitors to
! the little cottage: Tom Bob and Ned
once more rested under the dear old
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10

frills of 1t. The sleeves are nnisheu
In the same way. A short sash or
wider MORE is tied in the most casuai
of bows at the left side.
Both MORE ard cire ribbons In mar
row widths (sometimes only haif-
inch wide) have been used on wool
frocks in ruffies grouped In rows.
One very successful frock Of navy
no,ret twill Is cut on the same lines
as the crepe frock pictured, but IS
scalloped at the bottom. Gre rfDDon
a .half-inch wide makes the fri'ls that
outline the scalIops at the bottom ana
extend up onto the skirt almost TO the
hinline at the right side of each seal
lOp.
The keynote of costume design
ing for this season is simplicity
ana blouses find 1t greatly to their
advantage to follow the lead OF
fashion in this matter. The simplest
lines contrive to be the most grace
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
IODAY'S ALL-DAY DRESSES
CORRECT STYLES IN BLOUSES

r GOES without saying that this
l seasons all-day dresses to be worn
under coats in cold weather are
straight ny and down affairs with or
without waistline This matter dis
posed of, as 1t was once for all at the
beginning of the season, leaves design
ers to reveal their resourcefulness in
many ingenious details Of making or
trimming or in accessories, and many
are the surprises by which they seize
our interest and delight us The sue
cess OF these frocks depends upon the
imagination of their creators and thoy
nave been endlessly varied BY, the
vogue for the uneven hemine for rib
bon and monkey fur trimmings. odd
girdleS. unusual embroideries curious
sleeves and by other means.
Both wool and silk fabrics are used
for such attractive and practical all
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10

ful. especially in the fine. soft crercS
that mold tie attention Of blouse MAX
er>. and they look to graceful lines
ana r'e' -" TRAININGS to make the sue
cess of their new offerings.
If the question as TO which is tile
most leant.Iui of fabrics We're put to
vote, the honors would be very like
ly to go to crepe de chine. and mis-
softly luStrOuS material is used for
both of the blouses pictured here.
They are both cut in the simplest
manner, having no seams, except those
at the sides and underarm. and no
opening except the round neck with
short slash at the front. The blouse
is merely Il piece Of wide crepe. fold
ed midway of its length and cut 10
form kimono sleeves anu underarm
seams and more or less definition is
given to the waistline by means Of
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
NEWS CONDENSED
AT Ho-2e and Abroad of Inter-
. est to Everybody.
EPlTOME OF LATE DOINGS
OF me Entire Week That Is
Worth While of Mention and
vi interest TO All.
1PlTOME OF LATE DOINGS
WASHINGTON NEWS.

The bill creating commission Win
mower to fund the indebtedness of for
eign governments to the United States
will be considered in the senate as
soon as congress reconvenes, and pass
ed as expeditiouSly a S possible. This
was determined at conference OF
President Harding and senate leaders
at the White House Thursday The
senators were Lodge, Curtis. Penrose
and Watson
Approval OF eightyfive advances for
agricultural and live stock purposes,
aggregating $3,l47,000, was announc-
ed Wednesday by the War Finance
Corporation The loans include: Lou
isiana. 1924 900; Georgia, $4,000:
North Carolina. Sl25000. South Caro-
lima SSS 1909 and Texas. $4,000.
An increase of about Sl60000,000 in
public debt during the month Of No
vember was announced Saturday by
the treasury At the end OF October
the public debt stood at S23 459, 140,-
1876 40. compared with S23,61S,0S5.-
725s7 on November 30
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10

Even a.sick child loves the "fruity"
hae Of california Fig Syrup" If the
tttle tongue Is coated, or If your child
hstless, cross, feverish, full Of cold,
has collie, teaspoonful will never
hi to open the bowels. In few hours
100 can see for yourself how thor
qshly it works all the constipation
ison, sour bile and waste from the
nder, little bowels and gives you a
Ieu, playful child again.
Millions of mothers keep california
& Syrup" handy. They know a tea
ppnful today saves a sick child to-
arrow. Ask your druggist for genu-
\ california Fig Syrup" which has
rctions for babies and children OF
uages printed on bottle. Mother! You
Iw say california" or you may get
imitation fig syrup. Advertisement.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
3Iouses Are SmartIy Simple.

the tabs which finish the front. The
long sash is made of the henna-coIored
crepe.
Many neutral toned models are
given a brilliant dash of color In the
new and popular futurist colors. These
are effectively combined with metal
threads In this way. Conventional de
signs are outlined with gold. silver or
bronze thread. or perhaps all three In
one design. The inside portion of the
squares are filled in with red, green,
yellow and blue floss, done in solid
embroidery French knots, same color
as the fabric. are stitched in between
the gay silk. and metal triangles and
squares.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
wide Sleeves.

The dresses with the wide sleeves
.not are now so popular usually nave
a double sleeve. OF course 'ne VIZ &c
sleeve is the outer one. ana tnere Is
% inner one, generally Of georgette'
a. 'rn,ch Ats closely around the arm.
v wn timer sleeves are in some cases
liz elaborate. A dress OF oiack
qu. e. hos an inner sleeve made OF
.ass with tan wooden beads and
e drawn in at the wrist with . nd
bon.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
The Christmas Shopper.

The Christmas shopper kees her rounds
with something Of a weary air
Although the seasons cheer abounds.
She seems the picture of despair.
Six weeks ago she started out
And carried. too, lengthy list:
And though soon wearied Of the rout,
She vowed she would not desist
TIL every purchase had been made.
No matter what the cost might be.
Alas. so great the task essayed,
Fen now the end she cannot see
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
Certificate Sale Announced.

Washington.-Sales of $12.S4s,3O0 OF
railroad equipment trust certincates
held by the government we're ann0unc'
ed by Director General OF Railroads
Davis, bringing the total Of these Sc
curities disposed Of by the govern
ment to S132,S10.6oo
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
N<A1 Xzz>za~A
y II
eoSsuonr " vesrtaN NEvssAPtR UNION
A Spool for String.

Sometimes piece Of cord string is
wanted and none to be found, which is
provoking. To save time and trouble
you can fasten large spool to the
kitchen wall, where 1t can be easily
reached, and wrap the string around
1t as you take 1t OF packages.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
Upset Stomach,
Gas, Indigestion
'pape's Diapepsin" gives
Relief in Five Minutes

pspe's Diapepsin" Is the quickest.
at relief for Indigestion, Gases.
anience. Heartburn, SOurness. Fer
atation or Stomach Distress caused
lddity. A few tablets give almost
ediate stomach relief and shortly
stomach is corrected so you can
llvorite foods without fear. Large
costs only few cents at drug store.
lns helped annually.-Advertiee'
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10

K Il Y CHRIST
MAS" shouted a
voice outside the
home of Seth and
Esther Marvin at
Easton, and in
blank Surpri s e
t h o S e estimable
persons came to
the porch a n d
viewed Uncle Greg
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
Hence the Name7

He was to take her for trip In his
w yacht the next day. and she was
|sstloning him about 1t.
How awfully nice Of you to name
boat after sme'" she giggled
What Is she like?'
Weller" he answered, shes not
facl TO look at. you know, but she's
nry fast" Houston Post.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
In Wronq.

.o,,r esteemed colleague showed
..soIf to nut some rather question
II lanrungp into the Congressional
Record
A. rpplipd Senator Sorghum. Il
.fraid he has mad" mistake in
.lrina his lalent> to politics He
IN, to he writing dialogue for some
4 the musical shows,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10

- COLDS, GROUP AND PAINS.
Vacher-Balm it relieves at once.
vD mutations.
"e have no agent where you live,
70 d. w. vacher, Inc, New
La.-Advertisement.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
BRAND Arrives Home.

Premier BRAND returned to France
Friday after five weeks absence, IN
which he presented to the Washing
ton Conference Frances position on
armament limitation
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
Not Takinu ANY Risks.

" friend" said the itinerant up
4, you have large family. DO
ever give your children moral lee
ar
sope,' said the mountaineer. Il
bullwhip over 'em OCCASION
but faint safe when they're
e hungry or upset bout some
OF other. | amt the man ] used
k'
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-12-10
Cinders in the Eye.

Roll soft paper up like lamp
lighter wet tip to remove or use
medicine dropper to draw it out. Rub
the other eye.