Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1921-04-08

Inter Mountain
Editorial Hilite S
Selected for Western Newspaper Union
Service by X. A. G. and G. B. w.
Edison did not discover the talking
machine. A fellow named Adam beat
him to it.--Carson City (Nevl News.
How to pay the income tax isn't
bothering us half as much as how to
get the me.-Winnemucca (Nevl
Star.
'Srhe day of the vampire is waning
oh ,erves Theda Bara. A few gray
h..irs and some wrinkles do it, eh?-
Salt Lake Telegram.
Nothing pleascs a pretty woman
more than to be seen on the street with
another woman who isn't pretty.-Mid-
vale (IdahOl Reporter.
Our new secretary of war can speak |
ChLiese. but what we want is some
body who can talk so the Japs can |
understand it.-Price lUtah) Sun.
But then, even long before there WAS
such thing as medical beer" there
s1ere those who pronounced it pretty
good medicine, especially on a hot,
thirsty day.-Butte (Mont.) Miner
Fhcr needs either revival of the
curfew ordinance, or else parents
should exercise greater vigilance in
knowing the whereabouts Of their
youngsters at night.-Filer QdanoJ
Record.
Judging from the amount Of liquor
being withdrawn from bonded ware
houses for sacramento purposes, there
must be big wave of religion sweep
ing over the land.-Brigham City
(Utah) Journal.
Germans are wagering as much as
50O0O,000 marks in a single day on
the race tracks of Berlin. Even in
terms of real money these sums would
go some distance toward relieving the
distress of which the Germans COM
plain.-Idaho Falls Idaho) Times
Register.
Whatever may be the pet ideas Of
those who elect life of bloometed,
singled lessedness, q woman never was
born TO be Judge and jury. Her scep-
ter is a caress, and her boundless EN-
pire a realm of love. When she fails
there her power over man has largely
wiDdled.-PocatellO Qdaho) Tribune.
Utah seems to have sidetracked it,
widely advertised legislation limiting
the height of the heel on a woman's
shoes in order to pass an anti-tobacco
law. The millennium will
probably come before zealOts of the
Utah species, now so certain that they
are right, learn that they are nearly all
wrong.-Goldfield (Nev.) Tribune.
Many people argue that the new
anti-cigar,tte law will not accomplish
anything They are wrong. It vii
enable ma.ly parents who are too busy
going to dances and card parties am
have growing boys to pass the buck t.
the sheriff. and that's one Of the pur
poses for which the bill was intro
nuted.-Price (Utahl News-Advocate
A New Zealand authority assert
that japan is planning to take Aus
tralia AMI then step over and anne
the United States. But don't Lev
disturb Jour peace C mind. Wei
have plenty of time to down a FEY
more chicken dinners before we hay
to kowt wv to the little brown mikadt
Logan (Utah) Journal.
The majority of farmers who ow
dairy herds ID Carson Valley full
realize the folly of feeding and mill
ing COW that only produces &c
pounds of butter-fat per year, whel
through good animal, the yearly ou
put can be raised to $50 or 400 pound
with the same amount of feed an
labor. Gardnerville (Nev.l RecOr
Courier.
Considering the fact that EngIar
acquired territory about hal the 81
of the United States in Afrfca by Il
world war, and that this country hi
been paying England for transportir
It's troops. it would seem about tin
70 dron INV further discussion atn