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ra--; como guapa 10 son todas.
Sobre ESQ, no habfamos hablado
respondo 70, soplando de mis- Oidos al
intruso
| E hilvanando mi discurso, les recuer.
do aquellO de:-ssel que no oye conseio
no Iega viejO''
CQnque. isiga IA bromal
Para broma la que me gast6 como
dicen 10 forastero-la otra tarde una
nina muy viva de geniO, muy Linda. J
muy dispuesta, al encontrarme en- plena
calle de 'san Francisco en- la missna
ruerta de mi Redacci6n.
Ustedes van a Greer que, como de cos
tumbre, yo intento componer un cuento,
X 70 les juro con mi palabra mas for
NAL que. no miento una sola silaba.
Pues la mug traviesa senoritinga, sin
consultarlo con nadie, Y mucho menos
con mi persona, va Sc planta frente
mis- narices, me dice con la boca Ile-
ma toda de una risa delicicsa:
listed no sabe una cosa7
Yo no. ... no Sc
lParece mentiral
Mentira parcel
Que usted no Sc haya dado cuen-
ia.
SCuenta de que7
;Da nuu nstad &c uionaf
IYo2
seeuramente hOmbre de Dios
TX desde cuandO7
Desde hace muchisimo tempo !. :.
lY como es que no me he dado cuen-
ia de ello2...
POruue usted casi sieupre esta dor
mido
A esta altura del dialcgo. tuye a bien
escamarme; me- limpi6 los ojcs con u
panuelo que siempre 10 llevo muy linn
pic, afrme Ia vista sobre 81 rostro de
mi interiocutora, lleno de conhanza
La die:
mo hay peIigro; Ia estoy viendosa
usted como 81 fuera un SOL
Impossible y. ia luz del sol Gle
gal
SCiego tambi6n2
Por ahora no; mas 81 sigue ASH,
iQuien sabel
!. 5sabe usted que me estan entran-
do caniIleras2>
Pues siga mis- consejos... y vaya
inmediatamente yer a I'm oculista.
1 Y como NADIA me convence como una
boca de mujer, parti recto . Ia casa del
doctor (por prudencia me Gallo su
nombre)
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BALE EN- GUAYAMA

Ell jueves, dfa del corriente, cole
brara eI Casino Espahol' de Guaya-
ma, IN bale de sociedad para conme-
moran Ia festividad de Ia 1nmaculada
Conception. Patrona de Espafa.
El festival empezara q las nueve de
Ia ncche.
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coMERCTAL

Ha sido mOdifcada an Gnayamas Ia
sociedad que giraba con el nesabrs de
Funtan6, DeIgado y CO., 8. en- O. lie
cual 50 denomina ahora Tuntank Nv
Co., s. en- CO.
rs socio gestor de u nueys conner
cial don Rafael Funtan6 y cintf6n 50
clio Industrial don Gslo Melshdez y.
vazuuez, y comanditario don Enrique
Calimano y Dfaz.
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Ha -fallscido en- Ia ciudad del Sur
el nino Julio Enrique, hiio dc nuestro
amigo Luis Gautier, secretario de Ia
Corte Municipal de aQueIIa ciadad.
Enviamos nuestro snas sentido pssalne
los deudos del nifo, especialnlente Al
sr. Gautier.
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Aver tarde lego de Nueva York el
vapof 'sagua de Ia Atlantic
Fruit CO.. trayendo carga general y
10 pasajeros.
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NO EsPERo LA "NocHEr BUENA'

En- Ponce Ell individuo Julio Almod6-
var ha s.do sentenciado TN mes de car
Gel por haber hurtado un lech6n, Ell cual
vendi6 despu6s cen tres d6lares.
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N IOP e


81 sefofitas, tiene muchisima raz6n,
rak6n que le cobra . eae. amable Al6sefO.
quien asegura con tanto aplomO que la
genAe aburrida essla psor gente del nun
do
1uego Ia gente para que La llamen
bnena, debe ser. gents divertida.
X ahora pregunto yOs 1depende ESQ
de uno9
X 70 misno me contesto: tambi6n de-
penes 81 uhas veces s., y otras no.
Yosno quisiera otro caudal On la vida
que 4 inmepsa riaueza de estar siempre
divertido, DO buen humor,
EsfnsFzp no escatispO para que mi esta-
DO 40 Amino sea sieinpTe propicio ala
Tiss. sonrisa d carcsjada. solo que inf
nidad de veces, ' sin que iO ppeda reipe-
diaFs se me descOrppone Ia. cara, me
sale una Ippsca. AZ
En- tsl ppnto, todo 10 ave pusdo hacer
es escQnderme del, pdblico v de. mis- lee.
torres. Mi rostro arrugado (iba a escri
bir amargadp) no diEierte nadie 10
"a muy bien; 10 he probado distintas We
YES; dc ahf que nunca lore nj mo Queje
en- pnblico; me han dicho Que esq IS de-
miiy NAL gpstO, casi una grave falta de
educaci6n, y deseo siempre apnQue cast
nunca 10 consiga- ofrecer tcda la apa-
rtencia de hombre bien criado. ST
sigamcs con IA diversion.
Pues 81 es uu deber poner en- todo
momento una cara aIegre, amable, com
sAlgABRIA TRES,
placida, justo IS convenir que debe per-
nitirso todo pr6jino la libertad de sa.
IL On busca de esa :difieil'' sefipra que
llanan Algeria, y que tiene Ia maia cos,
tumhre dc esconderse en- los sitios menos
scceRibles, al lado ana de nuestro nun.
de, por ejsmplc. (Acabo d. escribirs IN
disparate; 10 50, To q. no 50 es corregir
una soIa Inca de mis-, articulcs una vez
que estA escrita ~ ustedes perdo.
nen.)
Encontrar q esa madamal Mas facil
es que tropiecen nuestros pies con una
onza macuquina en medic de- la Gale.
Muchas veces pasa nuestrc lado, y
no Ia vemos; y luegc aue va algo dis,
tante de nosotros Cuando sabs la muy
ladfona que no podemos darIe alcance,
silba, nos hace volver Ia cabeza, y desde
lejcs Sc ccmplace en hacernos burlas. :.
lila ven ustedes7 decimos lIenos de
desconsuel0.
Paciencia. hermauito nos respon-
dealguien que Sc quejas tan desconsolado
como nosotros.
vamos q ver, aenoritas con franQue.
"a. diganme; 6sta cr6nica me va sa-
uendo aivertida fdnebre7
Ustedsb guardian la buena cOstumbre
de situarse respetuosa distancia de mi
persons cuando les habIo; de ahf Que
no pueda sseuchar 10 que ustedes estAp
dieisndo. Y de ahf tambien qpe 70 siga
adelants con unas ganas, que no son
para decirlas. de terminar esta cronical
algpna de listedes tpyiera el valor,
Sc decidiera arrisnarse un pcc0 mas,
pues pues 70 pcdria facilmente en-
tender 10 Que estan rezando sus labios
v creanme, palapra de- honor, pudiera
ser que las indultara de esta lata tan
insulsa como incohsrente.
lQu6l jno vienen2 iNinguna Sc
decide7 v. mo hay ninguna que sea
tan gnapa que 50 atreva7
Olga. olga. Ine esta dicieni
do III dido una voz fuerte v anenazado'
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ldoctorI

Doctorl ldoctoxl
Cronista. II.
1sabe usted 10 que me han dicho2
5Qu6 le han dicho?
Que estoy miope. Ique no veoI
IA ver2 -. Ia yer Exacta-
nente. LIE han clavado en- Las pupilas
dos centellas capaces de qrebrar ) dear
inutil para siempre el mas vigOroso ner-
vic 6ptico.
Y aqui me tienen ustedes, miope v en-
visperas de vivir eternamente entire som
bras.
Lectora buena lectora generosa, inc
podrias conseguir para tu cronista ur
par de espejuelos assuunados7
Di que 81, y besara siempre agradecidQ
tus primOrosas manos
Castor PARIS.
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Jose FELICIANO.
Puerta de TERRA. diciembre 5, 1921.
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ST ANDREWS CHURCH

Rector. Rev. Thomas ]. Bensley, ID. D.
Sunday, November 9th. LIST in Adj
vent. 7.3O am. Holy Eucharist. 1890
Litany and Holy Eucharist. Sermon:
"Christ's Advent" 2.30 pm. Sunday
School. 7.30 pm. Metrieal Litany and
sermon; "Noah's Justice
Monday, November 28th. 7,30 Ev-
ening Prayer followed by annual Par
ish Meeting.
Tuesday, November goth Vigil OF
st. Andrew, Apostle. 7.3O am. Holy
Eucharist.
Wednesday, November Both. St
Andrews Day. $50 am. Holy Euch-
artist 73O pm. Evening Prayer.
Thursday, December 1st 7.30 am.
Holy Eucharist.
Friday, December End. 7.30 am
Holy Eucharist. 7.30 pm. Evening
Prayer and Intercessions, followed by
the annual meeting of St. Andrews
Guild and St. Agnes Band.
Notice is hereby given that the
Annual Parish Meeting of ST. An
drews Parish, Amwell, County Of
Hunterdon, State of New Jersey, will
be held on the first Monday in Ad-
vent, being Monday, November 2Sth
in the year of our Lord 1921, at the
hour of 7.3O O'Clock in the evening
for the purpose of electing three
Deputies and three alternate Depu-
ties to the Diocesan Convention OF
New Jersey, and one Warden and two
Vestrymen of the Parish.
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you want them them to do or not to
do is NEGATIVE. Fear is negative
Courage is POSITIVE. Teach your
child the courage you would see it
exert in after life. If your child grows
up in fear it will be coward. A cow
ard stands no chance in this world.
1t takes courage to prepare boy or
girl for success. Give your child the
benefit of all the preparation posi-
BILE Correct them when they need it,
but do it in a way that will make
your child respect you now and in
the after years. If you employ means
of the dark ages, you will have a
child that belongs in the dark ages.
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FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

Rev Harold Nj. Dorrell. Minister
9.45 Sunday School. II. 90 Morning
Worship. 7.30 Evening Worship.
Prayer meeting Tuesday 7.45 pm.
Bible School at the usual time with
interesting classes in Bible Study, and
another missionary story by Miss
Meginnes. In the morning the pas
tor breaches on "The Valley of Hope
and will speak to the Juniors on "No-
thing but Nails" In the evening the
pastor breaches the third sermon of
the series ga Tale of Texts" He
will speak about John B. Coughs
Favorite Text. During the continual
ton of these sermons a 6-piece or
chestra will accompany the organ.
Prayer meeting will be held Tues
day evening. Children's Happy Hour
Friday after school at which time a
stereopticon picture will be shown
"The Good Shepherd" Part l.
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gobbled up by the DOGGY man." And
what makes the story all the more
hideous is that the fright of the chile
took place three years ago, 1t was
convulsed with fear after being told
horrible stories of the mythical "bog-
ey man. and as a result was stricken
with paralysis resulting in blindness
and dumbness. For three years the
child has lived in a state of torture
For three years its loved ones have
had to care for it and witness its tor
ture. All because a vicious minded
woman told it horrible stories melting
fright.
If your children don't behave, pun
ish them properly 1t were better to
lash child with a whip than to give
it death in fright. And altho your
child may not die from fright, your
attempts to scare it into doing this
or that will result in making a cow
ard of it.
If you are so weak minded that you
cannot control your child without re
sorting to such means, then admit
your weakness in a manly or woman
ly way, and call on the district nurse
of school principal for advice. 1t is
an awful responsibility to be a moth
err or father The destiny of a life is
wrapped up in the methods you pur-
sue in raising your child. 1t were bet
ter to admit failure and ask for ad-
wise than to wreck a life or handi-
cap your child through the years.
Teach your child positive things
Soaring your child into doing what
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is YOUR CHILD A COWARD?

If your child (or children grow
up to be towards, it is more than
likely that you are responsible for it.
A child's mind and heart are like
Photographic plates every sight and
word makes picture on those SEN
sitives minds of theirs just as pic
lures are made on Photographic
plates. Experienced teachers will tell
you this is true.
Last Saturday in Pittsburg, Pa. a
little child died Of fright inflicted on
p b. the fiendish methods of a wo-
man WIS warned the child would be
/, u " ogt8at bottom of Bird COLI
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Home
Decoration

This department is to appear each
week on Home Decoration. Various
principles of good decorating, and
their practical application, are to be
given, If anyone has any particular
problem under consideration and
wants advise, c. &C. will be glad to
answer questions. All questions should
be addressed to C. G. c., in care of
this paper. Answers will be printed
so that others having the same prob
lem may be helped.
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After the living room what?
The kitchen! Strange, but true. The
kitchen is the next room on the pro-
gram. For without the kitchen there
is no dining room. How much more
attractive we could make our kitchen
than we do! They have always been
just a place to grub in poorly
lighted and dingy. Housework makes
itself much more attractive in pleas
ant surroundings, every housewife
will admit.
What is the spirit of the kitchen?
Cleanliness and Acknowledgements"
This atmosphere is easily attained by
using light colors for walls and wood
work. Light roloring, tan, colonial
yellow or deep cream is just as easy
to keep clean, and it looks cleaner
when it is clean, than dark or natural
wood finish. Some prefer dark wood
work because it doesn't show the dirt
Oil cloth or linoleum generally
comes in designs with strong color
contrast blue and white for exam
pie. And the very use of contrast will
accentuate the brightness and clear
ness of the room.
The use of highly polished metals
adds reflection of light and gives a
feeling of cleanliness and brilliancy.
And there is no objection from the
artistic point Of view of having the
kitchen utensils hanging in plain
sight, and there is certainly an ar
gument in the favor of this arrange
ment from the point of view of con-
venience.
The kitchen should be well lighted
with lights near the stove, sink and
mixing table. If electricity is not used
then shelves should be placed for
lamps so that there may be no dark
places where actual work is done.
A word about the comfort of the
kitchen. The sink and work table
should be high enough so that bend
ing over is unnecessary. 1t is remark
able what a difference few inches
will make and prevent an unneces-
sary backache. Unfortunately stoves
are a standard height, but the other
implements of warfare can be chang
ed to suit the height of the woman
who has to use them.
And what a comfort it is to have
a rocker by the window to sit com
fortably in while waiting for the
water to boil instead of standing by
the stove and fiddling time away.
And many stitch can be knit if
there is pickup work handy.
A little color in the kitchen adds
so much to the attractiveness of it
as a room. So why not put up some
bright colored curtains. Calico of the
old fashioned varities can be had at
less than twenty cents yard. 1t al
ways comes in bright colors, and the
very character of the material adds
to the hominess of the room.
If every housewife started decorat-
ing in her own home kitchen, she would
be in a far better frame of mind to
tackle the other household problems.
Make your kitchens convenient,
Clearly and comfortable. The three
"Cs" of the kitchen are as import
ant as the three RS" of the little
old school house.
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Gle
AMERICAN
@!I.I;GON@

During the Kansas City Convention
Montana Legionnaires brought wild
cat 1900 miles by airplane and gave
it to General Foch. But it soon turned
to a white elephant" After cart
ing it for several thousand miles, the
French delegation finally unloaded it
on the Bronx Zoo early one morning
as the General still slept. The spirit
of the Montana delegation was highly
appreciated, but bobcat!- "Sacre
Bleu!" as the French would say.
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FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Rev. Theron Lee. Minister

Sabbath School, 10 A. NJ.
SABBATH Evening Worship 7.30 PM
Prayer Meeting Tuesday 7.45 P. M
Junior Endeavor Society Tuesday
after school.
Intermediate Endeavor Societies
Monday evening at ZOO o'clock.
Senior Endeavor Society Friday 7.45
P. NJ.
This coming Sunday at the morn
ing service Mr.. Lee will preach on
"Some Unused Powers at Your Com
mand." At the evening service there
will be special music and Mr.. Lee will
preach a short sermon on "He Laid
Down His Life"
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NEW HOPE NJ. e. CHURCH

hLF. W. 1T. RSPIfI, dstUi
10 am. Sunday School.
II am. Worship and Sermon.
6.45 pm. Epworth League.
7.30 pm. Evening Worship.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening
A glad hand and welcome to all.
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NEW HOPE PRESBYTERIAN
Rev. Harry Boehme, Minister.
10. a. m. Sunday School.
II. a. m. Morning Service.
All Services Standard Time.
Everybody welcome!
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All soldiers buried in Brest, France
have been removed either to their
home or to the four permanent Amer
lean Cemeteries in France.
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THE PAINT SHE USED
BY GEE SEE

6A@AiSSU
With piercing, glowing eyes
The way she held her charming
head,
So infinitely wise.
And then l overheard a gasp
Two girls were ogling-
what rouge do you suppose she's
used,
To get such coloring?"
And that's just what I've wonder
ed, too,
Until | came to see
How she acq tired tris coloring,
And figure 1.-THE and free.
I've seen her tramping or the
roads
With swinging, heightened stride,
Her loosened hair blown in the
air,
And breasts filled with its tide.
I've seen her galloping her horse
At dusk and early morn.
What wonder that her coloring
Has set the rest to scorn!
1t wasn't her lips,
1t wasn't her cheeks,
Nor her plant form alone,
But the verye of her air
Through the health of her soul,
That gave her such infinite charm.
**%#&*
Al Mathews, our W. k. clothier and
haberdasher, is as pleased as a child
with a new toy over birthday gift
of a combination tobacco pouch and
pipe kit.
s*&*#*
But to hear him describe it, you'd
think it were an american Mechan-
les" Ford tool kit!
*#*&&%
There is a superstition in Maine,
Cor "daown in Maine" as the typical
Yankee would say it,, to the effect
that "a rooster growing at the front
door means a visitor coming"
******
With a turkeyless Thanksgiving, it
would have been a welcomed visitor
if the rooster alone should come to
OUR front door!
*#***~
In the movie of "Peck's Bad Boy"
it was said of the grocer who invar-
iably charged Mr.. Peck for a full
pound of anything "swiped" in bits
by his boy, "He should have been a
pirate, but there was no need of it
when he could do just as well in the
grocery business" "
#*#***
Which makes us wonder to whom
the dozen eggs were charged that
were sat on and smashed by a certain
grocer in Lambertville.
****4*
And he didn't have sense of humor
enough to see anythingfu my in it!
****#*
We enjoyed "Peck's Bad Boy" so
well that once when convulsed with
laughter we suddenly found ourself
pounding an unknown lady on the
back in our hilariousness.
***#**
But we got mad before we left the
place when we had to sit thru one of
those disgusting, contemplate, out
rageous and nauseating serials of
blood and thunder that are libel on
the intelligence of the average aud
fence.
#**&*#
Whenever we see one of those out
groupings of pitifully distorted minds
we can understand why some people
commit murder, arson and riot.
**&+**
We don't know to whom credit is
to be given for the following. 1t has
appeared in many newspapers and
magazines. But it's good, and you can
have it for what we paid for it
NOTHING!
***&*%
AN OLD MILLER'S ADVICE
my son, don't be a lazy mutt,
Give ear to this advice:
The Lord will freeze the water, but
You must cut the ice.
"Now son, you'd better think bit
If you would like to eat;
The Lord gives rain and sunshine,
but
You have to sow the wheat.
"And son, if up lifes stream you'd
go,
Don't think that you can float;
The Lord will send the breezes, but
i, You've got to steer the boat.
So son, don't be a lazy mutt,
If you'd learn my milIer's art;
The Lords a good provider, but
You have to do your part"
&##4xH
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FARM AND
HOME FACTS

No well built and we'll cared for
man or tractor is ever hurt by
hard work.
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THOMPSON MEMORIAL CHURCH
Paw w w Horric DaStor

Sunday School at 10 A. M.
Morning worship at II o'clock.
Sunday School at Wood Hill Chapel,
2.20 P. NJ
C. E. at 7.30 P. M.
Evening worship at o'clock.
Special Thanksgiving service at 10
am. Woodhill Chapel. At 7.30 pm.
at Thompson Memorial. Speakers are
Callen Bishop, Robert Tease and A,
C. Harris.
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Ability to drink in the beautiful
things of nature, means as much for
success in life as piling up dollars.
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Daughters piano lessons, Mothers
washing machine, Buds college edu-
cation, all begin to look possible when
Dad decides that cooperation, NOT
competition, is the life of farming.
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ST. PHILIPS CHAPEL, New Hope
Rev. T. r. Hazard, Rector.

Episcopal services as follows:
Morning Prayer 11.30 am
Holy Communion Second Sunday il
each month.
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ST. MARTINS r. C. CHURCH
Hours of Service-Mass on Sunday
at 8 and 10 o'clock. Holy days at 5
and o'clock.
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STRAND THEATRE coRy ,5;br.S ST., =
ADMISSION PRICES ALWAYS THE SAME

EVENING SHOWS 645 and S.45. MATINEES MONDAY
and WEDNESDAY $50.
Friday evening, November 25. ELAINE HAMMERSTEIN
in 1.-THE PLEASURE SEEKERS"
Saturday Matinee and evening Nov 20 Norma TaImadge
in THE PASSION FLOWER"
Monday Matinee and Evening Nov. %. DOUBLE Feature
Program. Conway Tearle in "BUCKING THE TIGER"
and CHARLIE CHAPLIN in SHOULDER ARGIS"
Tuesday evening, Nov. 20. DOROTHY DALTON IN
BEHIND MASKS"
Wednesday Matinee and Evening, Nov. 80 ALICE BRADY
in THE LAND OF HOPE"
Thursday evening Dec l. CONSTANCE TALMADGE in
SEARCH OF SINNER
Friday evening" Dec 2. POLL NEGRI in GYPSY BLOOD
Saturday evening, Dec 3. LIONEL BARRYMORE IN
'"TEE GREAT ADVENTURE"
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Legionnaires in st. Paul, MINI. re-
Gently staged for one week play
SLIPPERY Gulch, the Wickedest City,
in which Louis w. Hill, railroad mag
nate was the Mayor. Governor Preus
of MINI. was Mexican Pete" the
bad man. Lieut.. Governor Collins was
his rival as "Alkali Mike"
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things of nature, means as much for
success in life as piling up dollars.
Daughters piano lessons, Mothers
washing machine, Buds college edu-
cation, all begin to look possible when
| Dad decides that cooperation, NOT
competition, is the life of farming.
Rain and snow have their place in
successful farming, but that place is
not on the uncovered moving mach
inc or fertilizer heap.
The next time you get to knocking
your neighborhood, make list OF
things you are actually doing to boost
it along.
BY the way, wasn't Ebert Hubbard
thinking of our rural districts when
he said, Gone great, strong, unselfish
soul in every community would ac-
tually redeem the world?"
Some folks are fools enough to
light their cigars with dollar bills;
others leave their seed corn where
it will freeze before it dries.
All hired men are not lazy; all far
mers are not taskmasters; they all
need to get the others point of view
to UNDERSTAND each other.
If you must gamble, play the game
outside the milk and feed house. A
pair of scales and a good thermome-
/ ter will soon take the gamble out
dairying.
Grandpso says: "Young folks arn't
any more dance crazy than l was SO
years ago. Some day we older folks
will learn that the kind of sociables
we like best are just about as pop
ular with the young fry as Pas old
pants cut down for Bill"
SANDY RIDGE BAPTIST CHURCH
Rev. R. Lewis Everett, Pastor.
Prayer 10 A. NJ.
Sunday School 1915 A. M.
Preaching II A. M.
C. E. Meeting P M.
Preaching 7.30 P M.
! PRAYER Service Thursday evening:
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SERGEANTSVILLE NJ. E. CHURCH
John Munro Jaqueth, Pastor
$50 Sunday School.
1890 Preaching Service.
7.30 Evening service, sermon.