The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-08-04


home on 5itney and inforrnS neigh
borhood-
4.3i--Asks parent N be has
brought home any candy. toys. fruit.
nuts. furniture. brsc-a-brac or food
especially food
l1s-Fights terrific battle with
Jack. his sidrkick. using straight
lefts and taking waliop ON the
right ear. Swears violently.
t:<2-Taken TO bathroom by fe-
male parent. who washes tongue
with CASTLE soap. this being the
penalty for using the language
copyrighted by the male parent.
l:t3-Proxests against CASTLE soap
and demands Palm Olive In future.
ls1s--Atfernpts TO hitch pc, pup 20
wagon with baling wire Pup pro
tssts vchemcntiy and makes escape
across street TO ncighbor's home.
S53-Asks When DO 10 eat7-
l=SS-Ditto.
Il l:so--Ditto. con furisn.
81 Gnns - wash UP for supper.
4. E:ot- -GtAyss storing cargo Of milk.
- snutter. potato chips,
- - cake. water and
opbefr1es and cream
n G01-~-An aboard.
&1o--Asks parent 10 explain fully
NE meaning OF 'idiosyncrasy. "
~bnm.- immortality and '-socra-
lea
S1$-Decides parents arc numb
skulls and accumulates pet pup. one
air rifle. three unripe apricots. wAd
cf oily waste dropped from q street
cnr and placed for safe keeping on
table and four small rocks parked
on the female parents boudoir in
male parents favorite ash tray. Re.
tires 10 lawn and calls loudly for
piaymates.
S.l7--wings neighbors pet kitten
with air rife and then sheds tears OF
sympathy for cruelty.
S:zi-Czughf eating green wind.
TAN apples Gwen castor oil and
sent 10 his room for dlsobediencc.
5:z3-rncanny silence.
s:75-Uuearthiy howl and loud
splash from bathroom.
SIT Rescucd from bafh,ub.
which is doing duty as the North
sea. terrific battles of Jutland and
being put on for playnatc's benefit
with the aid Of one tin boat. one
wooden boat and four sticks of wood.
E:z5-Undressed. dried and put 10
bed.
5:4o--silcnce again.
R s.4z--Asks for pup.
"a 5-83--Asks for toy train
544--Asks for dlsreputable don
which be calls Jim"
545--Asks for bread and peanut
butter.
5;ss--Asks for girl friend 20
come in and read 20 him.
547--Asks for building blocks.
5s4s-AskB for drink OF water.
5s57--wants more water. Told 20
get UP and get IL Gets UP and goes
into kitchen.
eo1-DIscovered on lawn using
hose TO slucs down dry lingerie on
neighbof's line. Explains that the
hose slipped
ss02--Oh. why did you spank him
20 hard7 He's just a little felier and
be didn't mean anything wrong and
49," Well. you know how II goes.
s.07--Given candy peace offering
BY male parent. with whispered ad-
rnonition to keep II a secret from fe-
male parent. Immediately yeiis:
"Oh. thank you, daddy. for the lovely |
candy"
eo5h-Male parent in disgrace.
Feels guilty as the devil.
s.0e-Put TO bed again.
ss10--Protests that he has forgot |
|<en to kiss male parent goodnight. |
611-Kisees male parent good. |
light and is advised TO wipe candy |
Jebris from mouth.
Gsf5--Gefs last, final Xxx three |
star complete night extra drink OF
water.
sf7-''The III cherub-'
Yeah, he looks peaceful enough |
when he's asleep"
EASY
MY dear said the eminent sur.
geon's wife. II shall need a new fur
coat this year"
'An right" said the great man.
~I'u look over my list and find some 1
one who can afford an operation for
Appendicitis"
"Your husband says ne leads
a dogs Iifc," said one woman.
YES, its quite similar" an
- ss-ered the other. ''He comes
IN with muddy feet. makes him
self comfortable by the fire,
growis a few times and waits TO
be fed"