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The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

Wallace, Jensen, of the Times-kec-
ord force, went down to Fargo TINS
morning to attend the last day OF the
interstate fair. Wallace has not been
out Of town for a long time and we
figure that he will put in every MN
ute Of his time seeing all there IS to
see at the fair grounds. 80
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

J. J. Thompson and wife, Of James.
town, N. D., are Valley City visitors
today. .
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

Herman Stern autoed to Casselton
yesterday morning and spent the day
there looking after business matters.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

C. E. Cavett, of Lisbon, N. D., a
prominent educator Of Ransom coun-
ty, was a Valley City visitor yester-
dav.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

M. E. Erickson, Of Fargo, n. o.. il
the new manager Of the Peoples Op'n'
ion. r.. .... t
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

The Rotary Club luncheon will be
held Tuesday at 1910 at the Rudol1
Hotel. Carl Olson is chairman.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21
George A. Mcfarland spent yester-
day in Fargo on business matters.

John Simons is here from Minot ar
irving last night and is visiting rela-
tives and friends in the city.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

Mrs. w. F. DuVall and several mem
bers of the family autoed to Fargo
Saturday to attend the last day Of the
fair and visit friends in the Gateway
City. The rain Of the night previous
made the going slow and it took them
six hours to make the down trip. They
returned home Sunday evening.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

G. L. Isensee is up from Fargo and
is looking after business matters in
the city today.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21
From Tuesdays Daily

:. C. J. Lee is up from Fargo and is
looking after his harvest operations
around here.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21
From Mondays Daily

w. B. Bascom, of Leal, N. D., was
a county seat visitor Sunday.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21
From Saturdays Daily

V. G. Vaupel and son arrived last
night from Saco, Montana.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

There will be regular meeting OF
the Royal Neighbors in the K. +. hall
on Tuesday evening at eight O'CLOCK
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

Mrs. w. K. Parkinson. of San Fran
cisco, CAL, Miss Bessie Rattagar, OF
Los Angeles, and S. Lee Collins, OF
San Francisco, chauffeur, were over
night guests at the Kindred Hotel last
night. They were travelling from San
Francisco to New York and left this
morning for Duluth, MINI.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

Rome Theiring will take charge OF
N. o. Holberg's undertaking farioIs
while Mr.. Holberg is on his Trip 70
the cities. Mr.. Theiring is said to pc De
a good man at the business and WIN
be glad to consult anyone pertain
ing to the business. He can be seen
at the undertaking parlors or phone
his resident, 646J. vi
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

Homer C. Saindon, proprietor, OF
the Sanitary Plumbing Co., OF Valley
City, accompanied by Edward Jac,
OLSEN, made Nome a short business
call on Tuesday. These gentlemen are
experts in their line and have already
done some work here, one JOB peing
the plumbing at the high school Dulld-
ing.-ome Tribune.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21
From Wednesdays Daily

Wheat cutting has already started
in Barnes county we are informed.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

We had quite an electrical storm
this morning accompanied by rain.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-07-21

T. l. Lewis, representing Home
Brand groceries, is here today looking
after his trade in the city.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

county, Nebraska. who in one day en-
rolled In the better sires drive. 65 re-
ported standardized fowls. The f1Ocks
averaged "a birds. The principal
breeds reported are. in the order
stated, Plymouth Rocks, LeghOrns,
Rhode Island Reds, Orpingtons and
WyandOttes. Barred Plymouth Rocks
were more numerous than other varie-
ties in the breed. OF the LeghOrns
the White Leghorns were raised in
largest numbers, while of the Wyan-
dottes the white variety was some
what more popular than the Silver
Laced WyandOttes, which were sec
ond. Buff OrHingtons were the only
variety Of that breed reported.
The facts stated are believed to
show interest in the keeping of we'll
bred poultry, especially since the Bet
ter Sires-Better Stock blanks merely
call for the number of poultry kept !;
and In all cases the livestock owners
volunteered the facts about breeds
and varieties. 1t is also noteworthy
that. whereas the better-sires drive is
aimed chiefly at the improvement of
breeding males. In the case Of poultry
a large majority Of females likewise
are standard bred.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
Coming Again

DR.. I. B. Walton, Eyesight Special
list of Spokane.
PEOPLE. Do you wish tu have
an Eyesight Specialist who thoroly
understands the eye and the fitting
of glasses attend your ewes?
DR.. Walton. who will be at Kend-
rick. Hotel KendrIck. Monday, Oct
ober 18th. is making regular trips
to your city.
No case too difficult, no matter
who has failed. Eyes Examined.
Glasses properly fitted. Spokane
headquarters, Jones Optical Co.
40-2t.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
Sports In Old English Park.

Evelyn and Pepys mentif the hOrs.
and foot races that frequently took
place In Hyde park. Pepys records
how he went with "Mr. Moor and Mr..
Greed TO Hyde park, by coach, and
saw fine foot race three times round
the park. between an Irishman aud
crow. that was once MY Lord Clay
poles footman." This was followed
by horse race, and in the interval
the humble spectators partOok of milk
or red COW" and the quality slipped
siiiabub with sack in it. The ladies'
wagere! scarlet stockings and Spanish
scented gloves on their favorite Steeds.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
News Items of Local Interest
ian church met in the basement OF
the church wednesday afternoon.

Ian church met in the basement OF
the church Wednesday afternoon.
N. Brooke states that new
cement sidewalk will be started
next week along the side of the
Fraternal Temple building. [. H.
Sturdevant has the contract Of put
ting in the walk.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. M. Lewis drove
down from Occur d. Alene yester-
day for a short visit with friends
and relatives. They expect to re-
turn today.
Charles McKeever, chairman of
the Get-to-gether Club, received
word from the Ellison White Chau-
tauqua Co. that the contract tor
Hendricks chautauqua, signed ny
81 people of, tine community. had
been accepted.
X The Kendrick band had good
meeting Monday evening and re-
celved much benefit from the IN
struction given by Bandmaster
Thomas. 1t is to be hopoed that
there will be full attendance at
every rehearsal as 1t is most import
ant to have all members present to
get the band thoroughly organized.
The first of the week Doc Van
Vert was exhibiting two elephants
teeth which he had clipped from
the jaws of an unfortunate horse.
Just why teeth of such magnitude
should grow in the jaw bone of a
horse is past understanding. They
had worn off the opposite molars
even with the jaw bone and were
beginning to cause the horse great
deal of pain. Two other vets had.
on different occasions, attempted
to cut the teeth off by means Ut
molar clippers, but were unsuccess-
1ul. Scars on the enamel of the
teeth were all that resulted. Van
Vert has the teeth and he told how
he got them out, but that part of
; 1t is a secret.
! Cap. Carleton of Tacoma made a
brief visit here with friends Mon
day. He lived in Kendrick a good
many years. leaving here about
! seven years ago to make his home
with his daughter. Mrs. VIM. Crews.
Mrs. CarIetonn died about year
ago. VIM. Crews used to run the
barber shop here number CT years
ago. He has done we'll financially
in Tacoma where he owns consider
able property.
A report comes from Peck Ito the
effect that Stuart Compton is busy
moving the stock of goods from the
store there, to new location at
Orofino. A much larger stock of
goods will be carried IN the new
store than at Peck. Stuart IS man.
aging the store for a banker who
lives at Wenatchee. - -- -
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles WATSON ..ar-
rived Wednesday afternoon from
Dixonville. Oregon. to visit old
friends for a short time. They
went to Cameron for a brief visit
with some of their former neigh
bors. Mrs. Watson's mother, Mrs.
Mary WillougnDy, died September
rs, at DioxnvilIe, at the age of 80
years. The body was taken to
Albion, WASH, for burial.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
American Ridge

Earnestine Callison spent the week
end at home with her father and
brother. She is attending school IN
Moscow.
Byard Davidson was visiting on
the ridge last Saturday.
SMrs. Bigham and son, Walter and
Pete and Walter Benscoter, took
rides IN the airplane Thursday at
the fair in Troy, and were much de-
lighted with their experience up in
the air.
x Mr.. Benscoter's jenkins club
wheat won the blue ribbon at the
Troy fair. Many on the ridge now
have this fine grade OF wheat due
to his careful selection and growing
Of same. The Bethel school of
which Mrs. Taylor is teacher, won
the silver cup for the best display.
X Mr.. and Mrs. Dougherty of Julia.
eta were visitors on the ridge,
Tuesday.
y Harry Langdon had his beans
TIM eshed the middle of this week.
ECiarence Dougherty purchased
three registered Duroc Jersey pigs
at the the fair last week.
Don't forget the election of Sun
day school officers next Sunday
Come and help nil the vacant seats
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
Crescent News

MRS. e. 7. Mulkey and daughter,
Clara, were VISITORS at the Israel
home Wednesday.
X The farewell dance at w. Rights
last Friday night was we'll attend
ed.
The surprise dinner at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Clinton Wright,
Sunday, was. we'll attended and all
reported a good time.
Mrs. Dick Winegardner returned
home Sunday from Leland where
she spent few days with relatives.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
MR.. FARM Err!

The sale season il now on. Who
are you going to have to CIV that
salef have been on the block here
In Latah county for 20 years. A
salesman can. make or lose you hun.
dreds of dollars.
| urgently solicit that sale. First.
because | claim to know values.
Second, am capable of getting the
money. Last. but not least, in all
of my 20 years experience IN this
county | have never called an un-
successful sale. For dates call 295,
Troy. or Kendrick Gazette Office.
All phone calls at my expense. N.
R. Shepherd, Truy. Idaho.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
Oyster Dinner

Tomorrow night, Saturday the
ladss' aid of the Methodist church
will serve a real oyster dinner,
one that you will remember for a
long time. Not oyster soup but oy-
ster dinner. Serving Will begin at 6
O'Clock and prices are SO cents for
adults and IS cents for children.
A feed" worth twice the price.
Come to Epworth hall and fill up.
40-1t
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
Local Ads

BIG TYPE DURUCS-W Why raise
scrub hogs that require II months
to make 200 pounds when you can
get the kind. at almost market
price, that will make 200 pounds in
half the time. Write or phone
tor unrelated trio proposition, A.
n. Rognstad, Phone 3O6, Kendr,ck.
Idaho, 40-lt
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
His Detachable Nose.

Miss K. writes that this excuse was
received by a local schoolmarm:
"Dear Teacher: Please excuse Will
lies absence last Friday, as he had to
go to the hospital after his sore nose"
Boston Transcript.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
WELL BRED POULTRY
AROUSING INTEREST
PouItrymen Help Better Sires-
Better Stock Movement.
Nebraska Live Stock Owners En-
rolled in Campaign Report Stand
ard-Bred Fowls Plymouth
Rocks and Leghorns Lead.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture)
quality of farm poultry. information
being received by the United States
Department of Agriculture in connec-
ton with the Better Sires-Better
Stock movement is believed to be Of
interest to poultrymen. For instance,
o. Is livestock owners In Webster
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

FOR SALE: Good monograph in
excellent condition with ABOUT so
records consisting of good lnstru-
mental and vocal music. Will sell
at reasonable price. Inquire Gaz-
cite Office. 39-ft
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
Notice

Believing it to be the best thing
for my customers as well as myself,
the kendrIck Harness Shop is going
on cash basis until the first of
March 1922, as | wish to clean up
my hooks. Kendrick Harness Shop,
by N. +. Walker. 40-lt
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

Ye After Harvest Ball. At Fra
ternal Temple, Kendrick. FRIDAY,
October l4th. piece jazz orchestra.
You are cordially invited to attend.
40-lt
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

Ye After Harvest Ball. Good
floor, good management, good
music. At Fraternal Temple, Kend-
rick, October 18th. You are missing
something If you do not attend our
dances. 40-lt
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
Mamma Might Have Done Better.

Nellie has little friend who has
beautiful curls, which she admires
The other day sine came running to
her mother and said: Mamma. when
you ordered me. did they have no
little girls with curlsp
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

II you have anything around the
ranch that you don't need, try a
flor sale" ad 10 the Gazette, and
get rid of il. S7-tf
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

FOR SALE: comk nation baby
buggy and go-cart, with top. Cheap.
Inquire Gazette office. 3S-tf.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07
We Wouldn't, You May.

AT II Chicago clinic the other day q
him better boy. Would you cali
the gathering a Weekend partyr To-
Quires Alice.-B0ston Transcript.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

Registered Poland China boars and
gifts. OTIS Stone, Lewiston. 39-4p.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

The Red Cross Pharmacy's big lc
sale will take place soon. 39-lt
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

Watch for the big 1c sale at the
Red Cross Pharmacy. 39-1t
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

FOR SALE. .22 caliber Savage
Rifle, repeater; bargain. Inquire
Gazette office. 37-ft
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1921-10-07

'Woolly Boy Suits are the dope
for live boys. More new ones for
you. Size 8 to II years at 1895 to
$l3.25.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08
SHERIFF'S SALE.

BY virtue of a writ of fleri faclas, to me
directed, issued out Of the New Jersey
Court of Chancery, will be sold at public
vendue, on
"WEDNESDAY, THE TEENTY-sIXTH
DAY OF OCTOBER, NINETEEN
HUNDRED N TWENTY-ONE,
at two o'clock in the afternoon of said
day, in the Court Room, No. POI, Second
Floor, Guarantee Trust Building, in the
City of Atlantic City, County of Atlantic
and State of New Jersey.
All that certain tract or parcel of land
and premises situate in the Township of
Egg Harbor, County of Atlantic n
state of New Jersey, bounded and de-
scribed as follows:
Beginning at the Southwest corner of
Howard and Washington Avenues and
runs % Southwardly along the Westerly
line of Howard Avenue one hundred n
eighty feet; thence (2) Westwardly par
allel with Washington Avenue one nun
dred and twenty-five feet; thence (3)
Northwardly parallel with Howard Ave-
nue. one hundred and eighty feet to the
S~outherly line Of Washington Avenues;
thence (D Eastwardly along aid line Of
Washington Avenue one hundred and
twenty-five feet to the place of begin
ming. Being lots number 5, 6, Z, s, 10
and 10 in block 2 as shown on map of
Douglas Park, map made by S. j. Clark,
g. e., and filed in the Clerks Office of
Atlantic County.
Decree approximately si.s4S, besides
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08

interest, costs, and fees.
Seized as the property of Carrie H.
Green ct ais. and taken in execution at
the suit of Home Building and Loan
Association of Pleasantville, N. j., and
to be sold by
MALCOLM b. WOODRUFF.
Sheriff.
Dated October /, 1921.
c. c. Shinn, Solicitor.
Prs fee. S21. 90
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08
PUBLIC NOTICE.

Sealed proposals will be received by Com
mon Council of the City Of Pleasantyille
1921, until eight o'clock P. NJ, for the con
struction of a drainage system to be install
ed commencing at Fourth Street and Wash
ington Avenue, in the City of Pleasantyille,
in accordance with plans and specifications
therefor prepared and on file with the City
Clerk.
Each proposal must be accompanied by a
certified check made to the order of the City
of Pleasantville in the sum of Fifteen Hun
dred ($1500) Dollars. A bond in the sun
Of one hundred per cent of the amount oil
the contract price will be required to indem-
Nifty the City against and from all claims
suits and actions or the use of faulty mate
rial or workmanship in the prosecution Of
the work. Plans and specifications will be
on file and may be seen at the City Hall
Pleasantville, New Jersey. or at the office Of
the City Engineer, Samuel j. Clark, Pleas
antville, New Jersey.
The City reserves the right to reject any
or all bids.
NEHEMIAH ANDREWS,
City Clerk.
Dated September 90, 1921.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08

Notice is hereby given that it is the
intention of Common ouncil of the City
of Pleasantville to Vacate "A portion of
a certain ten feet wide alley in the City
of PleasantVille, described as follows:
Beginning in the Southeast line Of a
ten feet wide alley at a point distant
one hundred forty feet Northwestwardly
from the Northwest line of Chestnut
Street and ninety-seven n two-tenths
feet enthusiastically from the Northeast
line of West Verona Avenue, measure
ments being made at right angles there
to and from thence extending: %
ENTHUSIASTICALLY along the Southeast
line of said alley forty-seven and two
tenths feet to the line of the West Jer-
sey and Seashore Railroad Company's
property; CO Northwestwardly along
said Railroad company's lands ten feet;
90 enthusiastically parallel with
Chestnut Street, forty-seyen and two
tenths feet; "a enthusiastically paral-
lei with West Verona Avenue, ten feet
to the place of beginning.
Further Take Notice of the intention
of said Common Council to introduce an
ordinance vacating said portion of said
alley at its regular meeting to be held
at Council Chambers, City Hall, Pleas
a%ntville. N. j., OF Monday, October 18th,
1921, at which time and place said
Common Council will consider said ordi-
rance and all persons whose lands may
be affected thereby or who may be in
terested therein shall be given an OPP
p%ortunity to be heard.
September 30, 1921.
NEHEMIAH ANDREWS.
City Clerk.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08

Sealed bids will be received by the
Board of Chosen Freeholders of Atlantic
County. n. j.. at ~ o'clock noon on
Oct. 18th, at the meeting room in the
Guarantee Trust Bldg, Atlantic City,
N. j., and during a regular meeting at
that time and place for furnishing of
materials and constructing an addition
to the present bridge spanning Ham
monitor Creek on the Egg Harbor-Plea-
SAINT Mills Road at Pleasant Mills, At
lantic County, n. J.
Plans and specifications showing and
describing the proposed work are on
file at the Office Of the County Engineer,
636 Guarantee Trust Bldg, Atlantic
City, n. j.. where prospective bidders
may secure them without charge. No
bid will he considered unless written on
the bidding blank attached to the speci-
fications. A certified check i'm the am
punt of $4,000 and the consent of pro-
posed surety will be required of each
bidder. as set forth in the specifications.
A bond i'm the full amount of the con-
tract price will be required of the sue
cessful bidder, to guarantee construction
of the work in accordance with the plans
and specifications.
The right is reserved to reject any or
all bids.
FRANK SWOBODA,
Chairman Bridge Committee.
A. II. NELSON,
Engineer for Atlantic County.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Hannah B.. Sooy, Deceased.
Pursuant to the order OF Albert G. Abbott,
Surrogate Of the County of Atlantic, this day
made on the application of the undersigned,
Administrator OF the said decedent. notice is
hereby given, to the creditors OF the said
decedent to exhibit to the subscriber, under
oath or affirmation. their claims and demands
against the estate Of the said decedent, with
in six months from this date, or they will be
forever barred from prosecuting or recover
ing the same against the subscriber.
WILLIAM b.. PARSELS,
Pleasantville, N. ].
Mays Landing, n. IT,. September End. 1921.
Printers fee. 1884
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08

Dated September 20. 1921.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08
Couldn't Help 1t.

MARY" said a lady TO her cook, 81
must insist that you keep better
hours, and that you have less com.
pany in the kitchen at night. Last
night | was kept awake by the up
r~oarious laughter of one of your
friends"
eyes, num-, | know" was the reply.
"She couldn't help it, poor thing; ]
was tellin' her how you tried to make
a cake the other day"
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08
Aid to Realism.

you were on the stage once"
Yes" said the i~mpecunious person.
Did you have a speaking part?'
well, | guess you'd call it a speak
ing part. | groaned in a mob scene
after a murder, and as l always ate
shrimp just before the performance
which gave me a pain in the stomach,
my groans were favorably commented
by several dramatic critics."-Bir-
mingham Aee-Herald.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08
Confusing.

isn't it confusing TO buy your
spring clothes so early?"
yes" replied Mrs. Upton Dayton,
I'VE are getting so far ahead of the
seasons that l hardly know whether I
am wearing my winter wraps or my
summer ~furs."-Washington Star.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08
Brutal.

81 think the game of golf ought TO
be stopped because of it's brutality"
Golf a brutal game? What gave
you that idea?"
81 heard my husband say he dropped
one dead at the pin on the fourteenth
ole."-Detroit Free Press.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08
Explosive.

Rastus latter a visit to the doctor)
Dat doctah sure am a funny man."
His Wife-"How Gomez"
Rastus-"Made me swallah two car
tridges filled wiz podah, and then tell
me / shouldn't smoke. AS If All
wouldi"-Pittsburgh Press.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-10-08
Edwin's Letter.

Edwin was being sem to a board.
ing school. Nov" said his father,
when you write do not send me
pages and pages describing all the
pupils, where they come from, and
what class they are in, because
won't have time to read it all"
A few weeks later the father re
eeived the following letter: Dear
Fathers. o. S., L. S. D., R. S. V. ?.
Edwin"