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New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

When the bases are full and there are two strikes on the batter and Friend Wife gets excited, she has probably seen a hat in the grandstand that she likes.
 The remarkable thing is not that man descended from some kind of animal, but the distance he descended
 You can tell the age of an ordinary tree by the number of rings The age of the family tree indicated by the amount of bragging.
 Impossible news item: The conven- ton of ultimate consumers adopted a resolution vigorously protesting against the importation of cheap for eign goods.
 An Illinois man named Dust has just married, and our prediction is that the first time he returns home from a big night with the vets he will find his name is mud.
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26
WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.

Whatever may be the decision on the case heard this morning by Judge klett in which is involved the jitney- trolley controversy, the people will not be satisfied. A majority will be pleased if it is held no violation of the law was committed.
 But the people want to be assured of anpadw adeunata
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

tain, has been stolen, but it is difficult tt, fix the crime on the street vendor
 Victims of the various drug habits find their chief source of supply on !tiS street.
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

Headline ''Milliner Hunts Home'' reminds that the song Any Old Place Home To Me-" appliees not to one of her vocation
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

Swift Company Gets Closer To It's Employes,'' headline. Seems as though it has taken the company a long time to do this-considering it's name.
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

A well-known physician Has shaved his mustache: It's none of our business Why he was so rash;
 The reason he's giving, Howe'er we'll repeat He says now he suffers Much less from the heat.
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

Presume space prevented the repe- tition of the word Water" after Fire at the end of the headline Water Does More Damage Than Fire"
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26
"JEST RUNIINATIN'."
(RObert RuSSen.)

(Robert Russell.) It's mighty hard to realize that troubles in your mind, Most usually are worries O the most severest kind. Look back upon the recent hours; look back on yes terday- Have you gone through the suf- ferin' you thought would come your way? Today you dread tomorrow or perhaps it is next week. O. course you'll get that look ed-for slap if you present your cheek; But if you will anticipate no ills you're apt to find The things you might have dreaded was but troubles O the mind. If you eliminate such thoughts, weird ghosts O burdened brain,
 With such elimination there will die lot O pain. Jest grab your confidence al.ew; they'll say Hes gem some!" Tn troubles that is worst to bear is them that never come.
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

The only profitable advertising medium in the city. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

MeJuber Audit Bureau of Circulation. Ire A. B. C. is national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tisers with strictly honest analysls or circulation Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit This insures protection against fraud in newspaper distribution figures to both national anu local advertisers
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26
TELEPHONE CALLS:

Entered at the Post Office at New Britain
 as Second Class Mail Natter
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26
he Associated Press.

Member of The Associated Press. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news credited to 1t or not otherwise credited in this paper and also local news pub lished herein.
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

We will sever connections with about the time the banker re- fuses to have anything to do with the borrower whose note is overdue.
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

It would be mean to wish to add "erang" to headline "German Indus tries Entering on a Boom"
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

When a four-pound fish takes th' hook and kicks up a miniature vol cano in the water, it's hard to believ. that the world is imperfect.
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26
lev Britain Herald.
HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY,
 Proprietors

psued daily Sunday excepted) at 4:15 . N. at Herald Building. 67 Church street.
 $500 Year.
 $2.00 Three Months
 75c a Month.
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

Buodness Ofnce .................... 9c5 Editorial Rooms ............... 926
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

The man who feels that the world is all wrong can no longer go out and get drunk, but he can stay at home and read radical literature.
New Britain herald., 1921-07-26

It is all very we'll to place dried blood on the free list, but we should have some restriction on importations of mongrel blood.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Hats-Ch0ice of Entire Stock-I95O
French Room Hats
Excepted

Your unrestricted choice
OF every hat in our large
and we'll assorted stock.
with tho exception OF
French room hats. at the
nominal special price of
1880 each. There are
styles appropriate for
every occasion for every
kind OF wear, in the late
seasons most desirable
materials and trimming
ideas.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Lace and Net
,Vestees---T9c Each

Another big selection OF fine net
and lace veatceA with collars at
thched to aell az an unusual low
price. They are or good grade
materials and nicely made.
Msin Ileur shops
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Saturday Concludes the
Sale of Beautiful Misses Dresses
in Street. Daytime and Dinner Styles
At One-1hird and One-HQH Less


at in
earlier
fine
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19

Prompt, Personal Attcn-
ion Given Mall Orders and
Inquiries. Phone OF write
shopping Bureau.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19

We Quote No Former or
Comparative Prices IN our
Advertising. We Let You
Bc the Judge Of Values
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
A Special Group at 1000


n a
attractive
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Special Prices on
WOOIet1S
Ip,portad Chacks

regular price, this is the reduction
made on these fine goods. Sharp
demand should result. so be sure
and be in tlme to get yours
French woven worsted checks in
very smart color combinations;
Sc inches wide. A0E
Extra special .....r..s teJC
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Poiret Twill

A choice quality of this fine
cloth, closely woven of finely
twisted pure ~ool threadj highly
appropriate for making attractive
suits and dresses; SO inches wide;
Special 81 enG'' ......a....,. tan and black 4.39
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Silk Remnants

An abundance OF popular, fast
selling silks in short length and
bolt-ends TO choose from, in almost
any conceivable color. pattern and
weave. Offered at low remnant
price.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Woolen Remnants

The widespread demand FOR our
wooden goods at their very reason
able prices has created a good va
riety CT shorter pieces and bolt
ends representative nj the whole
stock, TO go at low remnant prices,
Piece Gocds---second Floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Extra Fine
Canton Crepe

superb quality Canton crepe and
satin Canton crepe, one of the
choicest possible materials for love
~ frocks and blouses. I'm black.
navy and the most wanted shades,
sOsdISii 80 Inches SorS %'d', ~ Extra 3.19
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19

Mail orders for toilet articles should be ac-
companied by delivery charge ln full. plus tar
of ic for each 25c or fraction thereof.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Unusual Trimmed Hats at Only 400


and
black striking combinations.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Excellent Tricotine

Fine cord. all-wool tricotine in
just the right weight for suits and
tailored dresses. b4 inches wide,
ia navy, tau, brown ana black.
Harvest Festival %
special .....,,.,,...-.a tsOJ
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Silk Teddies

Good quality creme DO
chine silk toddies, some
lace trim III q a and
others in carefully fin
lshed tailored styles.
all regular - nE
sizes. Special. Z.JO
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Misses and Girls Hats Special at 9.5l

beautiful assembage of handsome finely
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Silk Specials
2.Seasons Linings

Fancy colored and fancy pat-
termed two-seasous lining satina,
noted for their fine wearing quail.
ity; SO inches wide. u beautiful
assortment to choose 4 90
from. Yard. extra special l.LJ
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
ChiIdren'S PRETTY Beaver Hats at

youthful
in a
desirable offered
Third Floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Fine Charmeuse

Excellent quality. weight and fin
ish for costumes and blouses.
now In the height Of tasteful usage
by exclusive makers OF womcn's
wear; 40 inches wide. in black
and leading shades. 0AE
Extra special .......... Z.JC
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19

Another group Of coats OF better qual-
ity-red chinchillas In straight lines
with belts Also in novelty fabrics
with fur collars; In blues and browns.
Sizes to years. Fine blues.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
An Opportunity to Save on Corsets
GOsSdrd
and Binner
COrSetS
2O% Less

Gossard front lace
and Binner hack
lace are conceded to
be two OF the fore
most makes OF cor
sets on the market.
Your C h oice OF
stocks Is offered you
at one-fifth less than
regular prices.
For each different
type OF figure, for
each different re-
quirement there is
an individual model
in each OF the above
makes---for the tall.
the short, tho me-
dium, the small and
the robust.
Materials / n C ! u d e
pink bro C h O and
brocades. and beau
tiful satlns.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Fancy Colored Stone
Neck Chains--69c

Fancy cut crystal beads I'm novelty
combination OF wine. cherry, am
ethyst. coral, emerald, jet and Jade.
Each strand well assembled and
good looking. a splendid value at
much higher price.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
S 'BIOOmerD Dresses at HaHPnce
Riddles Slecpers

Childrcn's outing cloth
slecpers with feet; military
collars, size TO Q years;
well made of good quality
material and neatly lin
ishod, 4 90
Special ........ lsUU
Fourth floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Children's Coats-Special $500
Warm Goats for Little Folks
SpeciaHIO.5O
Gray Chinchillas
Special, $50

A CORRECTION or nice, gray cninchlla
Tor little folks In sizes to 1
Y, drs Perfectly plain tailored stylcs
with little belts Very nice coats
offered at an attractive special price.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
yCIa Offerings Special Price Reductions That Create ErcepO

For Harvest Festival and other
Saturday shoppers we offer coli
lection OF worthy velvet, tricotino
ana polret twill dresses at a price
that viii cause "A surprise.
We have chosen them from regular
stock They are chic to the last
detail. being fashioned In the newer
lines and nicely made OF good
quality materials. Trimmings are
shown IN a pleasing variety.
The price at which we offer these
pretty dresses would hardly ap-
proximate the cost Of materials OF
equal quality 20 say nothing of the
making, the findings and the trim
mingA. Early shoppers will, OF
course, get the pick.
Third Floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-19
Harvest Festival
SpeciaI--Choice

I t-nsI one doubles the capacity of electric con-
u0n ,cs IN me home, giving YOU two outlets Tor at
''S"'" instead or one, Special at soc each,
Electric Goods In Bssen,-nt
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14
THE PEOPLE OF FIRST IMPORTANCE.

When Gov Bone said to The Empire yesterday that he going get in close touch with the people of Alaska he disclosed that understands the task Territory. The people of Alaska constitute the most important element for consideration in the formulation of Alaskan policy They are most concerned in the development and orderly progress of the North They the best informed the needs of the Ter rtory. They have lived with Alaska's problems have been very vially affected by them. Their sou- ton will to the people whom Alaska is home than to any others. The interest of those who live in Alaska and constitute it's civilization is far different interest than that of those who live Outside and exploit the Territory sell stock in enterprises and alleged enterprises in it.
 Strange it may appear to him at this time Gov. Bone will discover he gets in closer touch with the people of Alaska that a majority of Alaskans do not want offices, have sought them and are only interested in good government the development of the Territory. They workers and only want chance to make their homeland self which to their families and live under conditions lived for many generations.
 It is for this that when all is said and done, the matter of first importance Alaska government of Alaska by the people of the Territory in order to have this two things necessary The restrictions which have locked up the resources the country must be removed and the people must be given the powers of sef-gov ernment that were accorded to the pioneers of other sections of the Nation, former President Taft put it. Alaska should have full Territorial form of government
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14

for $36 a ton Mir. Mark Sullivan in the Evening Post last week. outlining the boards probable intentions, declared that it would ask the nation to accept the wlplng off of about three billions of the money that has been spent on the Shipping Board special to the Times Saturday stated that the new board recognized that its fleet of nearly 1700 ships is worth from $75O,OO0,- 900 to $1000. 900 ,0OO," and that 1t would ''be futile to place higher valuation upon it. If the ships rated at their actual worth they can be sold and the buyers can operate them at a profit impossible at pres ent capital costs.
 By this policy. and not by subsidies, can the merchant marine be put on its feet. The ship owner obtaining his ship at a fair price and liberal terms assisted by Government agencies in obtaining foreign trade, and con fronted by the necessity of showing all his energy and efficiency, will built up viz American marine if it can be done at all. Artificial nourishment by subsidies. direct indirect, involves many clements of injustice to the public and will never give us anything but a fabby marine The prefer ential rail rates contemplated in the Jones act would be mschevous, and President Wilson did right in refusing to abrogate over night those treaties which prevented such preferential treatment. Even more mis- chievous would be the preferential treatment of American ships at the Panama Canal. remitting their tolls,
 Tolls remission has against 1t those weighty arguments based on considerations of international fair play and respect for treaties which were urged by Root, Choate. and President Wilson. It would be the vio- lation of solemn treaty of the United States That is the central objection to it. But it is open to the objections levelled against other indirect subsidies. The Miss issippi Valley States are already protesting against it as a sectional measure designed to benefit Far Western farmers by lowering their freight rates at the cost of higher Middle Western taxes. It would be a facti- tious aid to marine which should learn to survive without fictitious aids
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14
Luke McLuke Says

You may not believe it. but the best way to call attention to the fact that you are bald is to wear 3 toupee.
 The wisest men fail to remember that it is easier to leave a thing un. said than it is to try and unsay it.
 Anyway, the man who gets mar ried on Friday the 18th, always knows where to place the blame for his troubles.
 One of the surest things we know is that even a homely girl is just as pretty as she can be.
 There are two sides to every argu- mentLyour side and the wrong side.
 You can talk about your Rent PrOiiteers. But the man who mar ries property pays the most exor- titant rent.
 It may seem paradoxical. But it is fact that the most accomplished men do not always accomplish the most
 And it makes a heap of difference whether people are laughing with you or laughing at you.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14
GENERAL STRIKES HAVE HURT
 LABORING MEN.

The American Federation of Labor has lost 1SO : 900 members in the last year, according to the figures disclosed at the National Convention at Denver. While this is due in large measure prob ably, to the industrial depression in the country there is doubt but that disastrous strikes have had lot to do with the decline. The record of the futiiy of the general strike. does not meet with popular favor That is due largely because a general strike always involves many who are not directly connected with it. In many instances the strikes have caused far greater inconvenience suffer- ing to the general public than to those who have been actively engaged in the industrial warfare And very few If any strikes have been won by the strik CTS unless they had the sympathy of the public
 The general strikes of the last two years hast Indirectly billions in wages, and accomplished khan nothing for workngmen. Organized labor should take these things very seriously account in shap ing future policies.
 In fairness to the American Federation of Labor it should be said that of these general strikes were called by branches of workngmen against the advice of the officers of the Federation
 After all is said and done the general strike is the utilization Of force remedy. It may be, and usually s force without violence but it is force just the same When workingmen. employers, attempt to starve or freeze penalize people, through gen era wakout or lockout, in order force others to surrender to their demands they are not appealing to reason or justice Like the third degree" which It much resembles the general strike should go into the discard It has no proper place among free men
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14
Mexico Aids ColOnists.
(Mexican Review. ]


 The Department of Agriculture and Development has announced that by virtue of the extraordinary powers in the Executive in matters pertaining to the Treasury Department and based the Act of Colonization of December, 1918 the President of the Republic has issued the following decree:
 Subject to reimbursement, the of one peso per day be advanced to coloniss settling in the country, for period of fifteen days from the date of their admission.
 Likewise a subsidy of thirty pesos month is hereby established for the period of six months to each of the first fifty families settling in the country and who may request it, providing they to reim purse the amount of the subsidy within three years from the date of the establishment of their colony The amount so advanced will be guaranteed by the tract of land given to them.
 the applicant must submit proof: (a) That he is without the elements of life (b) that he only one lot and that he cuvates it himself; Co that he resides in the colony; (d) that he home the premises that he will build it within the first three months of his residence in the colony. knowledge that the above conditions piled with, these privileges vii be withheld from the colonists
 Further, the President has directed that free transportation the National railways be furnished to the colonsts who may settle in the country, and that fifty per cent of the freight rates on their belongings be discounted
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14
PANAMA TOLLS WILL PROBABLY REMAIN

Most Eastern newspapers to believe that congress will not change the law which requires American merchant ships pay the same tolls for passage through the Panama Canal that are required or foreign ships The opinion is gaining that it will be the policy of this Government to sell the Shipping Board vessels and let private companies operate the merchant marine on a businesslike basis To induce private capital to purchase the Shipping Board ves- sells it is urged that prices fixed upon them that will insure their sale It is admitted that it will be impossible for the Governmento get the of construction out of them, for they were built under the of emergency when time counted for far than money.
 The New York Evening Post. discussing these mat ters recently. said:
 Every forecast of the policy of the new
 Shipping Board indicates its determination
 to put merchant marine on a practical
 business basis. It must accept the fact that
 shipping good that which we built for
 $500 ton sold last month in England
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14
It Is Up to the People.
Manufacturer and Industrial News Bu

Manufacturer and Industrial News Bureau)
 It is trite saying that should have less government in business and business in govern ment But have we not passed that point in the evolution of affairs people? The Portland, Oregon, Daily Journal made startling statement re- gently and not much attention paid to it, the people generally being helpessy atrophied un- able to check the. tendency. Read this statement
 There was government employee for every 1900 people few years back There is for every 200, And including all governments state, county and municipal every ten persons in the United States are called upon to support government employee and his family It used t9 cost citizen 12 cents to support the federal government each year. Now it costs him $43
 If people have grown lax questions of public expenditures, it is high time they were awakening to the fact that economical govern ment rendering efficient service in return for the taxpayers money, rests in their own hands.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14

The history of raroading has spoiled a great deal of the od-tme enthusiasm for Government Washington Star.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14

Three big questions connected with taxes how to reduce them, how to pay them and how to dodge them Toledo Blade)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14

Perhaps shouldn't be too hard on the Con eressmen. The people elected 'em. (Columbia Record.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14
BITS OF BY-PLAY 1y Luke NcLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
Old Timers

Old Timers The world is growing better. It has been a long time since even all almanac carried a joke about the Grocer putting Sand in the Sugar. Luke McLuke.
 Sand in the sugar facetiousness dates from a period before it was bleached and granulated. When was that?-St. Louis Globe Democrat. That was about the time the Serv- ant Kindling The Fire In The Stove With Coal Oil joke was in it's hey day.
 .t Yes, He's CoIored! Pink White, who is black, runs restaurant in Independence, Kansas. An Irishman was asked if he knew what a fertilization was. "Shure, dol" was the reply. "A fertilization is two twentifications.
 Why?
 Why is it that
 A girl who's fat
 Wears low hat
 Like a door mat?
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14

The trouble in Asia Minor to be too many bungng statesmen and not enough common sense- Boston Transcript)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14

If, trade paper says. silk hosiery is here to stay, may also look for an indefinite proongation of the short skirt era.-(Detroit Free Press)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-07-14

We can't that Hays has improved the service much. The bills still arrive time and the checks day late.-( Baltimore Sum-