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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
EASY THING TO PLACE HIM
CoIored Man MIGHT Have Thought He
Was a Lion Tanner, But Com
rades Knew Otherwise.

Three negro soldiers in France were
engaged in the great American pas
time of singing it.
''Will Johnson, wat yo' business
back in de States?'
'Ah runs de biggest alleviatah in
Washington"
"Sam Jeffason, wat yo' do in de
States?"
"Ise de cshampeen crapshootah OF
Richmond, Vahglnny."
"Yo' niggas mighty po' class, suah
nuff," said Bo Jackson. "Ah's a lion
tamah fo' de circus. All takes dem
fresh, fierce lions an twists 'em by tail
ontil they turns round an tries TO snap
me. Den grabs dar tongues and pulls
'er out so dat when they tries to bite
me. dey bites dar own tongue, and dat
away ah tames lion in bout fob
houahs."
$50 way, Bo, yo' amt no lion tanah
-yo' is a lynn niggah. The Home
Sector.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
STEWARD LET DOWN LIGHTLY
In View of Silly Assertion, One Would
Have Liked to See Him More
HarshIy Handled.

A hotel steward said to be known
from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and
for forty years an observer of peo-
pie who eat in public dining rooms,
is reported as saying at convention
of public food purveyors that Amer
lean women have forgotten how to
cook" The gentleman speaks with
out knowledge of the facts. We may
excuse him only because he has been
penned up in public eating places for
so many years that he has lost all
sense of proportion and lacks facts for
comparison. American women have
not forgotten how to cook. Their
good, wholesome, well-prepared food
for home dining room feeds, and feeds
amazingly well, so per cent of the pop
ulation. SO general is good home
cooking that every man forced by cir
cumstances to get his meals at public
places regards himself as unfortunate
because he cannot always eat at home,
or at somebody else's home. This ho-
tel steward is full Of-misinfOrmation.
Chicago Journal OF Commerce.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
How's Your Back !?
Vim, Vigor and Health Follow
This Advice.

Madison, VISIT had shooting
pains up around my shoulders and
severe backache, also bladder weak
ness, when I started to take Dr.,
Pierce's Anuric. This medicine gave
me wonderful relief from these all,
ments. My pains and aches left me
and my bladder was strengthened
at once. I recommend DR.. Pierce's
Anuric (backache and kidney Tab
lets very highly and would sever
hesitate to take them again IL az
fiicted with kidneysor bladder" Mis-.
Addie Jones, 106 N. Few st.
These 'An-uric" (anti uric acid)l
Tablets of DR.. Pierce's sweep from
the blood the uric acid which In exc
cess causes rheumatism, govt, lum-
bago, sciatica. All druggists, or
send DR.. Pierce. Invalids' Hotel I'm
Buffalo, N. Y, 10c for trial pkg. or
write for free medical advice.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in'thousands
upon thousands Of distressing cases.
Swamp Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most cases. 1t is gentle,
healing vegetable compound. :,
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi-
um and large
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this Reimbursement.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
Is It True?

An airplane capable of landing
without the need of large aviation
field, able to rise without long rum
beforehand, able to travel more than
300 miles an hour, and, if necessary,
to meander along at but a few miles
an hour. is announced as the invention
of an italian engineer, Epaminanda
Bertucci of Rome. The inventor claims
that he already tried out the machine
on a small scale and regarded his first
experiments as indicative of the sue
cess of the invention. The new ma
chine is primarily intended for aerial
war chasing and is to be armed with
a machine gun. 1t is monoplane.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25

Innumerable pretty things in dress
accessories and house furnishings are
presented in the shops at Christmas
time for women. The only difficulty
is to make the right choice among
them. Whoever determines to settle
upon neckwear cannot go wrong; for
no woman ever cries "hold, enough !"
In this matter of dainty accessories.
A vestee and collar of embroidered
swiss, as pictured here, is thing of
sheer beauty that is sure to please.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
DYED HER DRAPERIES,
SKIRT AND A SWEATER

Zach package of Diamond Dyes" con-
tains directions so simple that any woman
can dye or tint faded, shabby skirts,
dresses, waists, coats, sweaters, stock
ings, hangings, draperies, everything like
new Buy Diamond Dyes"-no other
teed, even if you have never dyed before.
Tell your druggist whether the material
you wish to dye is wool or silk, or whether
it is linen, cotton, or mixed goods. Dia-
mond Dyes never streak, spot, fade, or
ruin. So easy to ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
cuticura soothes Baby Rashes

That itch and burn with hot baths
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe-
cially if little of the fragrant Cuti-
cura Talcum is busted on at the fin
ish. 25c each verywhere.-Adver-
tiSement.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER
The Remedy With Record of Fifty
Five Years of Surprising Excellence.

All who suffer with nervous dyspep-
STA, sour stomach, constipation, indi-
gestion, torpid liver, dizziness, head
aches, coming up of food, wind on
stomach, palpitation and other indica-
tons of digestive disorder, will find
Green's August Flower an effective
and most efficient remedy. For fifty
five years this medicine has been sue
cessfully used in millions of house
holds all over the civilized world. Be
cause of it's remarkable merit and
Widespread popularity Green's August
Flower can be found today wherever
medicines are sold.-Advertisement.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
n ,.sas1,on r's ss PATENTS
MORSELL g kEENEY
Solicitors of Patents and Trade Marks
80 Years. Continuous Practice
500 Majestic Blds., Milwaukee. Phone Or. f4O4
Limiteo Enthusiasm.

The leading lady of an incoming
theatrical company met the leading
man of an outgoing troupe at the
railroad station.
"Did you have good house hereT
she asked eagerly.
mo, pretty smailt' he admitted.
100 bad, but perhaps you got lot
of applause|
"Well," he hesitated. there was
dog that managed somewhow to get
into the place and once / noticed him
wag his ail."-American Legion
Weekly.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
GIoomhounds.

Tell me not in mournful numbers
Anything you have TO say.
II you deal in blues and umbers,
Getl Avauntl Be on your way
Life is drear. All, well / knew it.
And don't wish to know it more,
Told by some dod-gasted poet.
Dull and turgid pest and bore.
-Tennyson j. Daft in Kansas City
Star.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
Lines 10 be Remembered.

Education is better safeguard OF
liberty than a standing army. If we
retrench the wages of the school,
master, we must raise those of the
drill sergeant.-Edward Everett.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
Made II Plural.

Frank, whose father is bald, caused
much merriment by asking his mother,
VIII. was entertaining friends, Moth
er, vas daddy bald headed when we
ma sried him?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25

Here is a gift bag that may be de-
pended on to please anyone who is
fortunate enough to receive it and is
suited to either men or women. 1t
will answer many purposes and re-
quires only a basket, a length of silk
for the top, silk cord for hangers
and small silk roses for trimming, to
make it. In larger sizes it makes an
attractive laundry bag.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
A Parents View.

81 dread having our girls expose
their ears
"Why SOP"
"Therell always be the danger of
their starting a more expensive fad
like wearing diamond earrings, and I
have three daughters. Boston Tran
script.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25

A skipping rope is joy to the
sturdy little outdoor girl. especially
when it has Nannette and Rintintin for
handles. They are painted a deep
pink with faces, hair, neckties and
buttons of black paint. By substitute
ing clothespins for these handles and
lacking the rope to them it is easy TO
make this treasure of childhood at
home.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
Handy Gifts for Men

Every man, young or old, will APP
preciate a good-looking rack to place
within easy reach of his dressing
case. The tie rack requires an
oblong or oval board, smoothly COW
cred with cretonne and a small nickel
towel rack, which is screwed to the
front of It. 1t is suspended by a silk
cord fastened at the back with screw
eyes.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25

This merry gentleman is one OF
many dolls that may be made of dis
carded ribbed underwear or stock
ings. His head is made Of piece of
white or pink ribbed stocking and his
face painted with black and red paint.
For the rest of him two colors are
used and he is stuffed with cotton and
has a white ruffie about his neck.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
Perhaps ones taste in literature
doesn't go back so far as to encounter
the word "prithee."
SION the Pain.

The hurt of burn or cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied. 1t heals
quickly without scars. soc and Coo by
all druggists or send 30c to The ]. w. Cole
Co., Rockford, Il.-Advertisement.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
It's Necessary.

"Alice dresses awfully loud, doesn't
she?'' "Yes, but then her husband is
very deaf"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
The Smokers Way.

did you ever swear off smokingT'
"Oh. yes; off and on.'-Boston
Transcript.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25

A person of spirit hates to be any,
body's idol. 1t involves too much pos
ing.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25

with $500 worth of new clothes one
thinks one can face hard times, I'M
dismayed.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25
Hear Him Comjno

Flubb-"Dixon believes in blowing
his own horn" Dubb-"That's why
people always dodge him !"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25

Correct Physics.
Teacher-Johnny, what is steam?
Johnny-Water crazy with the heat.
American Legion Weekly.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-11-25

Here are two of many animals
that are due to arrive on Christ
mas morning. A black kitty that will
stand any amount Of hard usage is
very easy to make, requiring only.
pair of silk stocking tops that have
survived the worn-Out feet. Cut off
the worn feet and trim out the ankles
in a curved line to form the ears.
Sew a seam along this line, turn right
side out and stuff with cotton to form
the body. Wind the remainder of the
tops with small cord to form the tail
and tie gay bow of ribbon at the
end. Two white bone buttons make
the eyes and heavy silk floss the
mouth and whiskers and Miss Kitty
is dressed up with bow at the neck.
The elephant is made of gray
duvetyn, plush or canton flannel and
cut by paper pattern. His eyes are
shoe buttons, his tusks white cloth.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
FRANK SMITH SELLS STORE

A deal was completed Friday in
which N. B. Davis of Beaver as
sumed ownership of the Frank
Smith drug store. Mr.. Davis has been
a resident of Forgan as well as for
mer owner Of this stock. It will be
remembered that Mr.. Davis pur-
DR.. Kellogg, taking Mr.. Smith in as
chased the store from the estate of
q partner and afterward selling out
right. Mr.. Davis is from a family of
pioneer druggists in northwestern
Oklahoma and will give Forgan the
benefit of long training and expert
ence in the drug. trade. Earl Smith
will remain in the store until the
son Of DR.. Davis returns from col
lege to relieve him. 49,
Frank Smith who is retiring from
the firm has built this store up from
an ordinary stock to inc Of the lar
gest and drug lines in the section
Of the country.-Forgan Eagle
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
SHEPPARD MARDoCK

Word has been received here Of
the recent marriage Of Miss Audrey
Sheppard to Mr.. Hubert Mardock.
The marriage took place at Havi-
land, Kans., Thursday, May 10. the
Rev. Clark performing the cere-
mony.
Mrs. Mardock has gone to the Lib
eral schools and was in this city for
some time and has a number of
friends who know and speak highly
of her.
She graduated two years ago from
the Haviland Academy and this year
from the Biblical school.
Mr.. Mardock was this years grad
uate. He is not known to Liberal
people but all can speak we'll Of him
by his choice Of Mrs. Mardock.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
CONSOLIDATED SCHOOLS

In many parts of the United
States the question Of rural schools
has been solved by the establish
ment of consolidated schools, and
this in localities where there was
greater need for them then in this
section.
After the establishment of con-
solidated schools the price of land
advanced as much as $50 per acre,
one of the best arguments possible
for the consolidation Of schools.
Not, that everyone looks at the mat
ter from the dollar and cent stand
point, but, merely to show that per-
sons acquainted with the plan are
willing to spend a great deal more
money where they can get the ben
eft.
The principal reason for the un-
satisfactory work Of the average
rural school, is that one teacher
must teach all branches, This is all
right in some cases, as we find a
few teachers who are competent to
give this instruction, but in the ma
jority of instances they are not. 1t
is seldom that a person good in
grammar is good in mathematics or
history. Different persons think
along different lines and the chief
benefit Of the rural high school is
that by having a sufficiency large
enrolment teachers specializing in
the different branches may be en-
ployed to teach these branches, Civ
the student tire benefit Of thorough
instruction. 49,
There Is no argument against the
the consolidated school; every areu-
ment for it, and If Seward county
would take her place as one of the
leading counties of the state, edu-
cationally this plan will be put into
operation at the earliest date posts
BILE.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
~ RECEIVE COMMON
SCHOOL DIPLOMAS
Rural SCHOOL,. Contribute. Quota
to Liberal High School

Twenty-seven pupils Of the rural
schools of Seward county will be-
come members of Liberal High
school next fall as a result Of the
recent diploma examinations.
This is an exceptional showing
for county with the population Of
Seward county, and will be a big
boost for Liberal High School.
Those who received common
school diplomas were:
Fred Baty, Ruby Day, Floyd
Douglas, Ernest Dettmer, Nicholas
Edwards, Fora Hanson Everett
Kapp, Edith Lofland, Ethel Ogborn
George Ogborn, Clara Pennington,
Vera Reed, Elinor Smith, Zeta M
lyman, Nancy Wilson, Edwinnie
Wallace, Pauline Morris, May Hes
ton, Floyd Bowman. Kismet school
gave Pauline Brown, Paul Barr
Ethel Kiddoo, Doris Mutt, Mac No
vinger, Cleo Norris and Bernice
Reece.
The highest average was made by
Ruby Day with SO per cent. Others
having an average of 80 or above
were George Ogborn, Vera Reed
Ethel Ogborn. The highest average
in the Kismet school was made by
Cleo Norris.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
DRAFT EvADERs TAKE NOTICE
Headouarters tn Corps Area.

Headquarters tn Corps Area.
Fort Crook, Nebraska, May 20, 1921
The men whose names appear be-
low, and who were under the juris-
diction of the local board named,
were, according to the public draft
records, classified and reported by
the draft authorities as "deserters"
from the military service Of the Uni
ted States. Actual expenses not to
exceed $50, to include reimburse
ment for the amount actually expen-
ded, but not to include allowance
for services, will be paid to any civil
officer or other citizen for the ap-
prehension and delivery to military
control of any one Of them. If any
one Of them is apprehended, he
should be delivered at, and reim-
bursement for the actual services
incurred by the arresting officer
should be claimed at, the nearest
Army post, camp, or station.
The law (106th Article of War;
provides that: ut shall be lawful for
any civil officer having authority
under the laws Of the United States
or Of any State, Territory, District,
or possessions Of the United States,
to arrest offenders, summarily to
arrest deserter from the military
service of the United States and de-
liver him into the custody of the
military authorities Of the United
States"
Local Board for County of jack
son, State of Kansas.
Order No Name and Residence
at time Registration
116 Carl VCavanaugh, Holton, Ks
Mayetta, Kans.
997 Charles Harrison Irland,
Mayetta, Kans.
Ireland
1000 Isabel Jaso, LIST Ward, Holton,
377 Ed R. Munroz, MINI. Holton,
Ed R. Monroe, Holton, KS
$50 Emil J. Nelson, Whiting, Kan.
371 James Nichols, Larkinburg, KS
S48 Harry Sullivan, Whiting, Kans.
Holton, Kans.
987 Webster B. Whitman, Whiting
276 Ransome Boiling, Winona, Kas.
Ronsome
115 Howard Hill, Winona, Kans.
Howad
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
HoMESTEADERs MUST
RETURN TO CLAIMS

U. s. Land Office, Topeka, Kans.
During the war Congress passed
a number Of laws affecting home
steaders on public lands which were
applicable and to be in force only
during the war. AS the war has
never technically ended as to the
United States, those laws have re-
manned in effort
A number of homesteaders took
advantage of the law permitting abb
sence from their claims during the
war to perform farm labor else
where, such absence being equiva-
lent to residence on the land. This
was a war measure and the home
steader was required to return to
his claim upon the termination of the
war.
March 8, 1921, Congress passed
resolution providing that as to a
large number of war measures con-
tanning a provision relating to the
termination of the war, including the
farm-labor leave law, the date of
the resolution, March 8, 1921, shall
be treated as the date of the termin-
alton Of the war.
Any homesteader who ID now alb
sent from his claim under the farm
labor leave law must return to his
claim at once.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
l21 STALKS FROM A
SINGLE WHEAT SEED

DR.. W. H. Carlisle today received
a stool of wheat from his farm six
teen miles soueseast Of Guymon in
Texas county, that had 121 stalks
which had grown from one seed of
wheat. This stool was brought to
him by Mr.. Garvin who pulled it
from the field, and brought 1t to
town as a remarkable specimen. The
wheat in the territory surrounding
the Doctors farm is in splendid
condition and a bumper crop is ex-
pected. DIR. Carlisle is going to have
this stool of wheat displayed at
number Of points in Kansas.-Guy-
mon Herald
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
TIE NEW SIGN BOARD
IS A BEAUTY

The new sign board built last
week by Chas. Rogers on his lots on
Third street. have been sold, A. F.
German, The Star Lumber Company
Frank G. Boles and The First Ma
tional Bank, having bought the spac-
es. The work was done by c. E. Doll
and is certainly splendid job. The
Star Lumber being especially attrac-
tive, it being rural scene.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
p. A. I. STUDENT BROWNS

Francis O'Neal, II year old stu
dent Of Goodwill school met death
while swimming in the Beaver river
near that place. It was supposed
that the youth was drowned but ex-
animation showed the lungs free
from water and it is supposed that
the shock Of entering the cold water
was responsible for his death. He
lived with his parents near Good
well-Beaver Democrat
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
YocuM OPENS liberal STORE

The new Yocum Hardware wac
opened in Liberal last Saturday. M
Yocum has a nice new stock that is
valuable addition to Liberals List Of
business firms.
Earl Moore is in charge Of the
Forgan store and patrons are assur-
ed of continuation of the pleasing
personality that Mr.. Moore has al
ways exhibited while connected with
this business. -Forgan Eagle
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
DON'T EAT ANYTHING
A FLY HAS TOUCHED

A few years ago great campaign
was waged to "swat the fly" Every
one WIS doing it, and it was a inert
torious proposition. However, less
is said each year, until "swat the
fly has almost become forgotten
slogan.
This should not be. The fly is as
dangerous as ever. He carries dis
ease germs and filth and should be
dealt with as a pest of the most
despised kind.
Swat him early; determination in
his youth before he has had time to
raise family Of children and grand
children. The less the populates the
earth the smaller will be the num-
Der of new mounds in the ceme-
teries of the land.
Don't forget to swat the fly
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02
MUSIC Pupils WANTED

I can take a few music pupils to
begin right away. Esther Walker.
43 South Pershing. 47tf
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02

See F.. E. Brewer for Paperhang-
ing, at Wiley's. Phone 246. S7w ito
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02

Eugene Stoufer went to Wichita
the first of the week, on a pleasure
trip. .
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02

John Meyer was among the many
Liberal people visiting in Tyrone
Monday afternoon.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02

Mr.. and Mrs Arlie Atha and
children came down from Pratt Sat
urday to spend a few days with
relatives.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02

Subscribe for The Democrat
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02

Mrs. Anna Miller and son, Clay,
have gone to the Miller farm near
Guymon for the summer.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02

Jesse Maricle and wife were ovel
from Elkhart Sunday, spending tn,
day with friends.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02

o. T. Wood, U. s. marshal, came
down from Topeka, Monday, on a
short business trip.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02

W.. W. Harrison and wife and a car
load of friends attended the cele-
bration at Tyrone Monday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-06-02

E. w. Niece returned to his home
in Scott City last of the week, at
ter visit with friends.