The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-06-14

Of to 2.
IT IS tossup between you or the
lawn. You both can't have a bath al
the same time.
THE state convention Of the Catholic
Ord er of Foresters began three days
session at Rensselaer, yesterday.
WHAT is Judge G. B. 1inkAam try
7 ing to do with those white flannel
ants-break into {. c Bonham's
I class7
PERCY R. DOUGLAS. said to be
| from Hammond. is being held in an al
legged payroll padding charge at Camp
Grant. Ill
FRIENDS OF Ernie sproat want t.
enter him In the Holman street road
race before the entries close. Very well
he's entered.
THE dentist-golrers are beginning 20
get restive as we'll as chesty and Il IS
| understood that a c1a1lsnse to the doc
tors Is in preparation,
THAT'S a horse on me" said Leo
Knoerzer. gracefully falling beneath
his mount. I'm glad I wasn't riding
in the BIN Gump Special"
WHO remembers the old Hammond
German oid-timer who said: ''vern my
dos is dett he is through already. but
ven I die I gotta &C to he'll yet"
HAMMOND man who claims 20 be
well posted. insists that there are still
eleven or twelve mora automobiles t9an
gasoline hlling stations in Hammond
1T IS possible once more to read the
collection hours on Hammond mail box
es. New cards bearing the Information
were placed on all boxes last week.
ENSIGN SAM HEDEGAARD has
started a big rummage sale at Saliva
tion Army headquarters. Low priced
clothing may be purchased there ell
week.
SUBSCRIPTION blanks for Pueblo
flood sufferers are at local banks 'n
charge OF tho Lake County Life Under-
writer's Assn. OF which f. J O'RourAe
IS president
WHY Is IT that some fellows can ride
around Hammond all season without
getting into trouble. but get picked UP
by speed cops when they get over on
the Illinois side?
THE nremen have an excellent alibi
TO use when they play tho police de
partment at baseball the 17th-if they
lose. They refuse to ter what Il Is
until after the game.
YOU might incidentally tell your
councilman what you think of carnivals
and how much they improve ~ moral
and business tone Of Hammond. before
they grant the Text license,
HARRY BOERJETEs. city control.
Ter. is smoking cigarettes in prcpara-
tion for his eastern trip the last Of
the month He has a doggy cisaret
holder OF the ten cert variety.
DOES il get your goat 20 have some
one walk out Of a pair Of swinsl.s~
doors on the left side Just as YOU ar,
going IN. and say. excuse me" with en-
insipid grin. asks the old-timer.
THE police department cant wait
for the prohibition forces 20 get there.
but go ahead and make ths T~ch This
Sinon's lone attempt worth Hh!le
ANOTHER tip anent waverly beach.
Take your own lunch They charg~
one dollar for ham and eggs at u.e
restaurant Also. there is the nnesr
drinking water IN this part of the state
TONIGHT the members Of the Aneri-
can Legion VIII learn whether they
made any money on the minstrel show
or whether some of them will have 10
dig down into their jeans to meet the
defcit.
". J. McALEER loaded down With
s35 worth Of fishing tackle sneaked
back into Hammond late Saturday
night. He missed the rest of the party
at Chica 20 and had to give up the Wis
consin trip.
MANAGER JAFFE of the Parthenon
says that the theater has already co..
lected enough lost articles to make a
first rate variety store. He would like
to have people drop in and Identify
some of the stuff.
HAMMoND's X of c. baseball team
Is making big preparations for the game
next Sunday a Gleason Park in Gary.
Grandstand tickets have been placed
on sale at the kussmaul and Monnett
Smoke Shops and at Carroll & New
tons jewelry store.
y. DOERR. piano tuner who lives on
Western avenue in Chicago. had 70 come
to Hammond on Monday to learn that
there were such things as parking
rules. His car was tagged when ne
left it in front OF a fire plug while
working al the De Luxe.
THE IRE department. baseball team
will Dc short a good man Saturday and
Sunday because Ernest Pollex Is going
to get married Saturday He is slated
to wed Miss Elsie Dryer at Argo.
'Coonie" Greb, switchboard operator.