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The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-08
The Berry-Ball Dry Goods Co.
THE FOOLISH NATIONS"
BIG SOCIAL DRAMA

Married? Ever been married?
Ever expect to be married? If
you belong to either of these class
es you will find much to interest
you in Maurice Tourneur's produc-
zion, "1he Foolish Matrons" 1t is
a story of New York of today-a
story of marriage, fill of fire md
conviction. 1t depicts life rs it
is really lived in New York, with
its bright lights, its gay cafes and
its magnificent gilded palaces.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-08
Advice for Women Who
a. Suffer

~ advise every woman who suf-
fers with kidney trouble to try
Foley Kidney Pills." writes Mrs.
Bessie Brawner, 1922 Scoville Ave,
Cleveland, o. 81 could not do my
housework, but since taking Foley
Kidney Pills l feel like a new
woman and am able to do my
work" Rheumatic pains, swollen
ankles, backache, stiff joints, sore
muscles and sleep disturbing blad-
der ailments indicate disordered
kidneys. Foley Kidney Pills act
Observation-Disclosures.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
SutSba m.

Sn Der 8otS0omcr @cgcn6 lit cS
jest III ntcbr ais cincm Silne bone
orp, uno Wenn cS ni6t bol0 regnet
miro ltniere Gorncrntc iopobl als
lluierc @oiiermelcnen flGtcn 9cben,
6rit &oelling lit in Scr obcrcn
@oileb'& Greet nod uut 9rcihen.
SRI. Nelcnc ReOcnt8fp, non ct.
&olli8, lit bier oltf @ciltd, bel Ger
6omiIic 8oltl &IoSSncr.
Sobn &ormon uno Sam &ifer
boben oos BfarrbmlS Our6 cincu
nelten SorbenonItrid ucrid0ncrt.
IS frcltt ms beriHten 81 f0nncn,
0oB 6rou S. g. atfer, weIhc III ct,
@OuiS elmer operation untcr5ogen
mltr0c, lbrcr 0cnclltlg cttt9cgell
9cbt.
gbo8. $. 9el,I bot feline 9rcid)'
crorbeiten poIGcnOet un0 feline bei0en
Moidinen einIttpcilen in bcn &llbc.
itanb periebt,
Senrp &uciter mo Sobn, nelhe
nit eincm &itan &ractor l1no einem
nelrcn Rucine Separator oos Ore
iden fir cine An5obI Sormcr beiorg,
ten, baden Iebte ISOLDE lire arbeiter
SIT Gnoc eebrodt.
2oltiS &icf8. bon OF. 2ollis, II
0egenm0rtig beiu6sweiie bier.
Sett nndoent Die grnte borii6el
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
8arSca.

6ro9e: 8oucn Sic mir bite ia.
gen, uie mani cine 8or5e, Die ith
beinobe I'M Den gan5en 5%ingernngel
berun1OebilOet bat, entfernt7 Sett
5lpei Sabrcn babe i6 Oieie 8orSe
am Singer; id babe iie peridieoene
0toIe nit einem &aiiermeiIer meg.
geidnitten, ober iie pGbit INNER
mieoer noh ltlb miro i6einbor groB'
er ol8 borber.
Intport; @ep0Dnli6e 8araer
meroen nit @rfolg entfernt, iuoem
man tie lpe9i6nei0et un6 Damn elm
Ictntittel ontpen6et, ipte 3. 9. con.
5cntrotco nitric ocio ODER tridlorace.
tic acio. Sr Sbrem Safe miirOen
mir Sbnen Oabcr empfebIen, einen
Ir5t I'M Rat gu befro9en. @epiiIe
Sormcn 0ieier 8eIdneroe iino our9
3.Strablen erfolgreid 6ebonbelt
noroen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29

lit, pcrtrciben iid uniere Sarmer Die
3eit beinl Sii9en i'm @ascona6e.
Die @ascona6e &iber 8adet 60.
bat ibr 9ompfboot uno Barge nit
groBen Serlrit Derfauft. @s mar
oieies cine Sormer = Organization
Die iid nitt bcaobIte.
PIN 10. Altguit miro oie Sreoe.
,ridsburg YenleinOe ibr idbrlides
Sonntogidll . &icnic abbalten, gu
peldem Scocrmann freunoIidit eiu.
gclooer lit.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29

ltebrs tOmme lin mar e Ycnnel pun
De 9iebr erallsgebrode LII gull3
uergnlegt bot Die &au in Die Sabl
gegudt III bat Niubl geiagt. Die
Saett is off 9obrs en- Siep aino.
linglulItt gepeie III i'd ben i'm
Stiae getpiidt, ole 3ittiebabl Debt
iid baIO enei lege. atpper nler fam
iebn, mas eS ior en- 0ifierenS
madt, iuenn Die SGmiaie 70 en- gu.
wafS trte9e Oubt pOmit i9 Der.
bleipe Sbne Sbrn Iietuer
Ybtlipp Sauerampfer.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
Notice of Final Settlement
Executors,

Notice is hereby given to all credi-
tors and others interested in the Els
tate Of
John Valentine Streck,
deceased, that the undersigned Ad-
ministrators of said Estate, intend
to make final settlement thereof at
the next term Of the Probate Court
of Gasconade County, State of Mis-
souri,, to be held at Hermann, Mo-,
beginning on the 22nd day Of Au-
gust, 1921.
ELEONORA STRECK,
JOHN STRECK,
Administrators.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
Notice of Final Settlement

Notice is hereby given to all credi-
tors and others interested in the Es-
tate of
CHARLES LALK,
deceased, that the undersigned Ad-
ministrators of said Estate, intend
to make final settlement thereof at
the next term of the Probate Court of
Gasconaie County, State of Missouri
to he held at Hermann, Mo-, begin
ming ON the 22nd day of August, 1921.
HENRY F. LALK,
LOUIS A. LALK,
Administrators.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
HERMAN GREBE
Notice of Final Settlement

Notice is hereby given to all credi-
tors and others interested in the Es-
tate of
CHARLES SPECKHALS SR..
deceased. that the undersigned Exc
cutrix of said Estate, intends to make
Anal settlement thereof at the next
term of the Probate Court of Gas
conade County, State of Missouri, to
be held at Hermann, Mo-, beginning
on the 22nd day of August, 1921.
THERESE SPECKHALS,
EXecutrix.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29

State of Missouri,
County of Gasconade, SIS:
l. M. Neumann Jr, Clerk of the County Court within and for the
County and State aforesaid, hereby certify that the foregoing Is Ne
Constitutional Convention Ballot to be voted on in said County 1t te
special election ito be held Tuesday, the End day of August 1921, as the
same has been certified to me by the Secretary Of State and IN ME In
my Office. Said ballot is arranged in order and form in which same VIII
be printed on the election ballot.
The foregoing proposed amendments to the Constitution when
are to be voted for at said election, arr a certified to me by te score
.tary of State, and are arranged al they will be printed o. n Dano@
Witness my hand and official seal. Done at Office in Hermann ~s
18th day Of July, 1921.
(sea) M. NEUMANN JR, Clerk Of the County Court
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
Notice of Final Settlement

Notice is hereby given to all credi-
tors and others interested in the Es-
tate Of
HENRY HARING,
deceased, that the undersigned Exc
cutor of said Estate, intends to make
final settlement thereof at the next
term of the Probate Court OF Gascon-
ade County, State Of Missouri, to be
held at Hermann, Mo-, beginning on
the 22nd day of August, 1921.
WILLIAM KOCH,
Executor.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29

@ober neibt 9ul-Sral Sratid'
fe, at Sralt &Iatidfe: 9ieie 2eb'
mann 1T elm ilnaiisiteblides @eib
0cnfen sic fid: @eItern geben mir
ol,f ser StroBe aneinanoer porbei;
bot iie iif bod biermaI nud min
ltmgeorebti
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29

ale, lpos meme alte
is, geiagt ben, bob
nientauo in Die Git.
tie 8nu balte
oerft, ba bate Sc
aiptper email ebbeS
erlepe t0nne! @utt
gteit, R0rs, mas bot
es oa fir en- ara9
geppe! Die Si65te
bat grab 10 eballt
aebn Sdeinie 9lebts
in Die S6no gebabt
,,n hot 10 IN ms
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
Not;ce Of Final Settlement

Notice is hereby given to all credi-
tors and others interested in the Els
tate Of
EMILE BAUER, =,
deceased. that the Executors OF said
Estate. intend to make final settle
ment thereof at the next term of the
Probate Court of Gasconade County
State Of Missouri, to be held at Her,
mann, Mo-, beginning on the ENC
ROBT BAUER,
ROBT. WALKER,
Executors.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
Notice of Final Settlement

Notice of Final Settlement
Notice is hereby given to all credi-
tors and others interested in the Es-
tate of
DORA BOEGER,
deceased, that the undersigned Exc
cutors of said Estate, intend to make
final settlement thereof at the next
term of the Probate Court of Gascon-
ade County, State of Missouri, to be
held at Hermann, Mo, beginning on
the 22nd day of August, 1921.
HENRY w. BOEGER,
LOUIS BOEGER,
Executors
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29

sSbr ieio bod ~oerIObt3"
$50, aber mir limo iiberein9eiOGi,
men, es ou u%erbeimlifen; es tot1,
ten iid ia fir ieOen bon unS beD'
iere @bancen bieten!"
Der ltebe Nefte. g.
onfeI (auf Dem Sterbebett): ~.
mem lieber Reffe, es itebt idleoji
NIT mir; mad Did auf alrs gtIH3i
Reffe: 4ui ales? Bicuiel IL
3enu Gas. Iiebcr Onfel?
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
Notice nf Final Settlement

Notice is hereby given to all credi-
tors and others interested in the Es-
tate Of
HERMAN GREBE,
deceased, that the undersigned Ad-
ministratrix of said Estate, intends to
make final settlement thereof at the
next term of the Probate Court Of
Gasconade County, State of Missouri,
to be held at Hermann, Mo-, begin
ming on the 22nd day of August, 1921.
GEORGE GREBE,
Administrative.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT
No. 3

Proposed constitutional amendment
authorizing the Legislature to incur
and provide by taxation for the pay
mcnt of Indebtedness not exceeding
Fifteen Million Dollars for Bonuses
to Soldiers and Sailors.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
OHtmer sdjrrthebrirf hes
i1btltpp saarrampfer.

III.
Otein Iiebcr Ser &eoaftionar:-
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT
No. 2.

Proposed constitutional amendment
providing that the interest of the
sixty million dollar authorized road
bond issue may be paid from motor
vehicle license fees.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1921-07-29
Constitutional Convention
Ballot

PROPOSITION NO. /, VIC
"Shall there be a convention to re
wise and amend the Constitution" nv
Evening star., 1921-11-07
1000 ARE TO BE INVITED
TO PARLEY RECEPTION


Four thousand persons are to be in
vfted by the District. Commissioners
and the citizens arms parley commit
tee to- attend q reception, which will
be given in the National Museum on
the evenfng,of November 23 in honor
of the delegates participating in the
Limitation OF armament conference.
The invitations probably will be mail
ed out Saturday.
This is the maximum number Of per-
sons that can be accommodated In
the Museum building. Each of the
countries to be represented in the
conference has submitted a list of
guests to be invited and the State
Department has approved q list Of
prominent American officials and
Washington citizens who will be
asked to attend.
Charles J. Bell. chairman Of the
reception committee said today it
had not been decided what officials
and others will be asked to stand in
the receiving line. Many details con-
nected with the event have not been
worked out but the committee ex-
poets to complete most OF them this
The reception will start at 10
o'clock, and music will be furnished
by the Marine Band Elaborate floral
and flag decorations are being
planned.
Evening star., 1921-11-07

son, republican, Minnesota, q civil
war veteran. said he would like to
see everything possible done for the
wounded and for the men who fought
overseas, but that he had no SYM
pathy with the claims OF the 2.000.-
try. He compared their experiences
with those OF the soldiers in the civil
war and said that the latter upon re-
turning home, lnste.. u o. demanding
"a bonus, did everything possible to
assist in aiding the nation.
Walsh Ridicules. Plan.
Senator Walsh. democrat. Massa-
chusetts, declared that the proposal
for a sales tax in connection with the
bonus was ridiculous"
"A sales tax for this purpose will
:lared. adding that the people behind
Ia sales tax-.-the business interests
were the ones most opposed to the
soldiers bonus.
THE power Of these business inter-
ests," he added. kept a bonus declara-
ion out of both the republican and
democratic platforms"
Senator Hef1in. democrat. Alabama,
offered an amendment to the Simmons
amendment directing the Secretary of
the Treasury Ito proceed as speedily
as possible" with the collection of the
interest on the foreign debt.
Senator Watson, democrat. Georgia,
said the statement by Senator Lodge
about the collection of the interest on
the TO, eign debt would be construed
abroad as evidence that the debt might
be cancelled. He added that the OIL
ont was al the more important
because the Massachusetts, senator was
y..c q. tie American delegates to the
arms conference.
Evening star., 1921-11-07

buri. having been dis
DEMOCRACY night. The amend
posed o. acted upon were those
ments ynmons. democrat, North
by Send McKellar, democrat,
Carolifoposing to, use the in
Tennis foreign debt to finance
terest
the smmons. told the Senate
SeHarded as absurd the pro-
thatH the bonus by means Of
pos9 He declared the business
q Satry would not indorse that
of and that the republicans
PRO willingly enact legislation
wqfg business interests did not
wing his amendment Senator
said he believed it was the
81 of President Harding to pay
iiers' bonus out OF the inter-
fthe foreign debt. This view
hs taken by Senator McCum-
North Dakota. one of those in
of the tax bill.
or Lodge Of Massachusetts,
leader, took the po-
that the bonus should not be
ed upon so uncertain a prop
never we pay the bonus, as we
tedly SHALL" said Senator
Il want the payment. to be a
This proposition, un-
pretense of giving a bonus,
,nly an uncertainty. No one
when We will begin to get
crest on the credits given to
eign countries. We certainly
going to use force to COL
promise that we will provide
us, from this interest is prac-
giving the soldiers nothing.
ing the bonus. Senator Mel
Evening star., 1921-11-07

York last week in honor OF Gen. Diaz.
Every man in the party IL hard at
work preparing for the forthcoming
sessions of the conference. Thres
members Of the Official delegation are
now In Washington.
Nothing has been learned OF the
exact date Of the arrival OF Senator,
Media, the fourth member of the dele
cation, or of other representatives OIL
the Italian government, VINO event
ually Will complete the party. =
Evening star., 1921-11-07
MORE BONUS PLANS
BEFORE SENATE.
Simmons and McKeIIar
amendments Up for De-
bate in Tax Bill.

Hefreshed by an over-Sunday rest,
the Senate returned today to what
LAD developed last week into an en-
ourance night over the tax revision
pi'i. Republican leaders fondly hoped
Aowever. that the fall Of the savel ab
1o. am. today had marked the bdh
shining Of the final round in IT,
grueling contest Il,
rhts hope apparently was bay ii
aareeiy upon the terms Of the unstes
mous consent agreement under with +
@ senator could speak only once e IL
tnen only for ten minutes on ie Z,
Smendnent and on the. bill i&e n
whether the hope would be reakct il
Gepended upon the number of AM 'aThe
nlentS that would be forthcomirf he br
Soldier bonus amendments stiTt ;calIS
the right Of way. only one of Opp
amendments, that by Senator
Evening star., 1921-11-07
J. H. L0UGHB0ROUGH DIES
Confederate Veteran Of Civil War
Resided at Milton, Md.

James H. Loughborough. veteran
Of the civil war, in which he fougn'
with the Confederate army. died early
today at his home in Milton, Mont
gomery County, Md. ..@.
Funeral services will be held a.
$50 am. at st. Ann's Church, in Ten
leytcwn. Inrerment will be at Rock
Creek cemetery.
Mr.. Loughborough was born In 1885
He was q son Of the late Hamilton
Loughborough and Louisa Ricaud
Loughborough of Grassland, D. C.
He enlisted in the Confederate army
in the first cavalry troop that LETT
Richmond at the outbreak OF the war
and afterward was transferred to the
signal service branch. At the ter"
mination Of the war he returned to
his home near Washington ana later
removed to Milton, Md. where he has
since resided.
He was a graduate of Georgetown
University and after leaving college
went south to look after the lumber
interests Of his father. He was
member Of the 'Ridgely Brown Camp.
Confederate Veterans. at Rockville,
Nd y
Mr.. Loughborough was for many
years a Justice Of the peace in Be-
thesda. Md He was a lifelong demo-
crat. casting his first vote Tor Bu-
chanaR for President. He is survived
by; his wife and six children.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
SENTENCE MRS. .soUTAARD
Given. From Ten Years to Life for
Murder Of Fourth Husband.

TWIN FALLS. Idaho. November -
Mrs. LYDIA Meyer Southard. convicted
here last week Of the murder Of Ed
ward F. Meyer. her fourth husband,
was sentenced today, in district court
to from ten years to life imprison-
ment.
The defendant stood up, fixed her
eyes upon the bench and received the
sentence without a tremor Notice Of
appeal was filed by her attorneys, but
a stay Of execution Of sentence was
not asked.
Mrs. Southard yesterday. packed, up
an her belongings about the county
Jail, and, according to her attorneys,
had expressed wish to begin serv-
ing her sentence at once.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
ITlY's DELEGATES BUSY,

eaoquarters Of the Italian delega-
ti1 to the armament conference.
N.lch are in the Hotel Washington,
'osay resumed activity following the
's'urh to Washington last night of
ns oeiegates and other officials who
"she over to the dinner given in New
Evening star., 1921-11-07
ARBuCKLE TRIAL DELAYED
Court Says Case Will Surely Be
Opened on November II.

SAN FRANCISCO. November -
Trial Of Roscoe C. Arbucl<le for man
slaughter, growing out Of the death
ued today until November II by con-
sent OF both sides. The court an
nounqed that the trial positively
would begin on the 14th. :
Evening star., 1921-11-07
| Bows MackinaW
Coats. $5.95

oldenberg's Standard Make. in
lrge assortment of new mack
w plaids; convertible collar
/ muff pocket model: sizes 8
IL Yeara.
Evening star., 1921-11-07

Narrow Ribbons, 1ZNc
Taffeta and Satin Ribbons. full
two inches wide; desirable
shades.
GoldanbArR's-Eirst Floor.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
Knit Underwear For
Women and Children

Women's Viola Brand I'm.
derwear, medium-weight cotton.
shirts with Dutch neck and elbow
sleeves. low neck and sleeveless;
pants ankle length: also a few
shirts with high neck m
and long sleeve ves: 4yC
broken sizes.
Women's F1eeced Cotton
Union Suits, heavy weight; high
neck and long sleeves, low neck
and sleeveless; ankle A.
length: regular and ex- VOC
ira sizes. s...............
Women's Knit Bloomers, with
elastic waist and knee; pink and
black; reinforced; regu-
lar and extra sizes, AZ
but not In each colsr. 40C
Pair ................
Childfen's Underwear, sepa-
rate garments, ahirts with high
neck, with crochet edge and
drawstring, ankle
length pants. with o.
muslin bands; siSes cOyC
to 10 years.
esldssbssy,s-xtfst Tlees.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
$1.OO Stenciled Runner
SOC Yard

Runner, "a inches wide: tape
bound sides, in green, blue. red
and brown stenciled borders:
any quantity cut from full rolls.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
Wonen's Fiber Silk
Hose, 30c

. Black, and colored Fiber Silk
Boot Hose. scanned back: double
toe and heel; almost full length
silk; subject to slight imperfec-
tions.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
SIS Wool and Fiber
Rugs. S0.8S

Hodges Make Heavy Wool and
Fiber Rugs, size 7.6x9-ft.: re-
sreen, e tan anu and nIs; brown ,'osi orientsi' U
medallion and neat figured de-
signs.
eoldeabsrg's-Fourth Floor.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
Children's Stockings. 1Oc

Fine Ribbed Stockings, in black
Evening star., 1921-11-07
Children's Lisle Stock
inPS, 19c

Fine. Grade Black Mercerized
Lisle Ribbed, d,Stockings, also me-
dunn and heavy ribbed cotton:
mostly all sizes; but not In each
weight.
aoideubsfg's-Eirst Floor.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
| Bows Wash Suits, $1.60

N Guaranteed fast color Wash
Butts, in MILDLY and Dutch Daddy
jmodels, Of Invincible suitings,
Amoskeag Chambray and Jean;
AizeS to 10 years.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
Women's Fiber Silk Hose
Special at SOC Pair

Black and White Fiber Silk
Hose, some fiber silk all the way,
including garter tops, while
others have cotton tops. Scanned
back. Termed seconds on &C.
count Of slight imperfections,
which will in no way affect wear
nor appearance.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
$500 Panel Lace Cur.
: fains. S1.S5 Each
Z9c Curtain Swiss
19c Yard
Mems $1.OO Underwear
Special at 70c

Mems Fleece Lined Under,
wear. heavy, clear white deecing
that will not rub OF. jaeger
color: shirts and drawers in all
regular sizes.
Evening star., 1921-11-07
Mems $1.OO Sus.
DenderS. z1c

Genuine French Guyot Sus-
stock. (Limit two pairA)
oe16s1bsSI'-yixst Yleer.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-05-13

The Steady Advertiser is taking
Load of Money to the Bank. He does
This every morning. The Mail Order
houses don't Worry him. Wouldn't
You like to he Steady Advertiser
and take Load Of Money to the Bank
every morning? Well, you CAM We
still have Some Space left and so has
the Bank.
The Oakley Herald is such a won
derful advertising medium that i'm
mediately after the widower, III. A.
w." advertised for wilder"
bunch of new subscriptions poured
Twenty-seven "widders" and twenty
four old maids subscribed in order
to take advantage of the matrimon-
ial ads Since then, Mr.. oh. A. ""
hes been kept busy answering
letters.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-05-13

Every town has II Jolly Fat Ma
like this, who likes Everybody and
whom Everybody likes He's always
In Good Humor ard goes about dis
persng Good Cheer. This Good Scout
has just as many Troubles as Any
body Else, but he does All his Wor-
ryng In Private.
Some one asked why, in a uni
verse that moves along in a benevo-
lent sort of way, the good things are
not contagious like the diseases. AS
matter of observation, they are
il not more so. Good health and
optimism ARE contagious. And one
reason why the old town has got
along so well is that there are sew
eral jolly fellers injecting the rest of
us with the laughing bacilli The
jolly fat Teller is as big an asset as
four oil wells
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-05-13

The Trouble Collector figures that
Everybody is trying to Put Something
Over on MIN and so goes Around with
his Suspicious Mind hunting Trouble
and Always Finding it. 10 a World
so full of Everything, we can General
ly find ~,fat we are Looking for,
whether Joy or Sorrow.
Don't pity himl You might not
think it, but he really enjoys trou-
BILE. He thrives on misery, just as
the turkey buzzard fattens on car
rion. Sorrows he halls with delight,
and he is never so hilarious as when
he finds something to growl about.
No, don't pity him Pity his wife,
his mother-in-law, his grandmother,
nd all his second and third cousins,
and his fellow townsmen! Above
all, don't try to make him happy,
for if you removed his worries, he'd
be the most miserable man on earth.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-05-13

The Tightwad Business Man is re-
polling Raid on his One-Way Pocket
book They are getting up Fourth
of-.Iuly celebration, but all They get
from Him They can Put In Their Eye
He lets the Other Fellows advertise
and bring the Crowds 10 Town and he
reaps the Benefit--without EXPENSE
When Oakley becomes a city of
10000 population, no doubt he will
pat himself on the back and try to
make himself believe that all the
progress was due to his own efforts;
that if tn othrs had worked like he
did, the old town would have become
a metropolis years sooner.
Again, it's possible that when
Oakley grows so big, he move to one
of the smaller towns--and in that
case, you'll see his motto, LET Geo.
Do It," hanging up in Beetville or
Burleyi
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-05-13

Observe Oswald Stupid, the Stone
Age Advertiser. helping make the
Town Beautiful by lacking Signs all
over Everything. Before Newspapers
were Invented, this was considered
Keen Advertising. but Not No More
Did you ever see Anybody carrying
Telephone Pole home to Read the Ads
nm it7
So far as concerns Oakley and vi
cinity, The Oakley Herald is the best
advertising medium in the solar sys-
tenn. If you want to sell anything
from a quart of cream or a dozen of
eggs to a threshing machine or a
farm, advertise in The Oakley Her.
aid. If you are in need of anything,
whether it be an income or a wife,
advertise in The Oakley Herald.
Results? Well, should say! II
you doubt it, ask Mr.. II. A. ""