The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-20
ODE TO JUDY.

Words cannot express love end esteem
for the redoubtable Judy; therefore the above
is heartfelt expression of oar thoughts.
A RELATIVE.
SPEAKING of Judy and his admiring rela-
tives, mebbe the following headline, clipped
from the AIedo Times-Record, will interest
them: Joy Regulars Will Try Judy's 9 Again
Wed. P. NJ, Aug "a. Judy is a versatile cuss,
they must admit.
do You Suppose" the bridegroom Said. "the
Editor Is Htre!" II Doubt It.. Said the
Carpenter, and Shed Bitter Tear.
[Clipped by Hey fancy from the Davenport
Democrat
The brides lower deck would accom-
modate u railroad tracks while on the
upper span there would be room for 16
vehicula' pathways, four trolley lines
and two broad promenades. Support
ing towers either end of the over
water span would be taller than the
Woolworth building.
HOW COME appends Hey fancy, the
Democrat was the only paper to give readers
the startling news contained in the enclosed
clipping And echo answers, How Gomez
For Further Information Call Columbus 1892.
Concluding paragraphs of an alleged essay
by New York Polish Jew schoolboy.)
Just then the guy what stands up
high-you know that guy? Well, he say,
Il spy a speck in the spee-glass." And
Chris, he say, We'll, you hang on to it,
in the spee-glass all you has to do is
to hang on to it till you comes up to it.
BY and by they comes up to the land
for you know they is two kinds of
land, they is the kind you comes up to,
and the kind you runs around on. And
when they comes up to the kind of land
you comes up to, they find lot of little
scavages running around on the kind of
land you runs around on. And when
these little scavages Chris, they say,
We knows who you is Youse Christie
pher Columbus and we is-discovered!"
q" IN case of rain" concludes an
item on Mas Aledo page, the picnic will be
held in the church, otherwise automobiles will
take the crowd to some unnamed place"
Now if it should rain" remarked the
Irreverent Compositor 1t would be hell,
wouldn't it?" (Well, we hope not)
Discovered! the Center of the Universe!
[From the Geneseo (IllD Republicl
Principal y. w. Thornton supplied
the West church of Hooppoe last Sab
bath morning and evening The Sab
bath before he supplied the East
church. Hooppole is live center You
can start from Hooppole and go any
where.
MR.. AND MRS. JOE BONEY of Marston,
ILL., recently visited Mr.. and Mrs. Will Carver
of Presumption, Ill.
One should be able to white wheeze
out of that.
Sign Him Up.
bushnell Corr. GaIesburg Republican
Register.l
and let me say that there will be
host of Nagies who will partake of the
sumptuoCs feast which will probably be
held the iaLtcr JLart Of August About
fifty relatives are expected to attend the
reunion and at least twenty relatives
will perhaps go from our city and five
from Augusta. Your correspondent
would, If in either Rock Island or
Davenport, most assuredly be on hand
to write up this happy event. Did not
learn just how long Mrs. Moeiler would
make her visit with relatives.
WRITING a colyum at home has ito dis
advantages. F'rinstance, this caustic remark
Just made by The Lady Who Hates to Darn our
Socks: You seem to more time taking Gig
aret stubs out of your holder than you do in
Our reply is not worth printing.
But speaking of cigaEets. we wonder if War
rem uses a cigaret holder when HE smokes |
the vile things.
THE wEAk-wILLED BARD.
Without rine l cannot write
This long and tiresome column
Pert paragraphs I can't indite
Without rime cannot write
rully cawn't-it bores me- unite.
The task is far too solemn
without rime CANNOT write
This long and tiresome columnI
PERHAPS the Recording Angel will be !
moved to compassion and put our plaintive !
tr1olet on the other side OF the ledger
THE moving picture review in Yesterdays
Initr1o held more than the usual interest for |
If B. L. T. We liked her stuff but we ex- t
oected better last line than and percy r-a