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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-07-08
THE
TWENTIETH CENTURY
LIMITED
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Try 1t to See g.s, IA 4
How is it possible to keep on the
straight and narrow path when fell
low owns an automobile and has to
drive it around on the roads in the
4 vicinity Of Bemidji?
B. A. Roadhog-- 3.
,s A Safe Bet
At last the country is getting back
to normally. Bemidji has had at least
three robberies in the past week. And
then it is said that about $50 persons
got robbed Wednesday afternoon at
a debate or something. r.,
Fifty Cents Each.
m just Another Round
1t has been whispered to US that
the next big fight Of the year will be
staged soon, Bemidji VS., the tax bill.
~ Get in Trim
'5s Some Cow
An ad in the Wichita Falls "Times"
recently read something like this:
For Sale---A full-blooded COW giving
milk, three tons Of hay, a lot of
chickens and several stoves.
9fs@s. But Not that Kind
&~ 4 Picturesk @ &@-.4
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-07-08
Got Il Strailht,

Israel Xangwill occasionally likes to
slip among the crowd so that he can
find out what they are thinking about
his work, and he has never forgotten
an occasion on a certain evening when
he did so. *.r5'5 II .-s> ssr,5
V 1t was on the first night Of one OF
his earlier plays. Filled with oil u
young authors anxiety, he ventured
into the, gallery in the hope Of hear
ing some compliments. But there was
''nothing doing" so he asked one man
straight out what he thought Of the
production. .,,3s,.- sgls,. 5a:s.... u ~
"Mell, guv'nor," replied the man,
1.-THE leading actor amt bad.
"Ah, yes"
And the leading lydy, she'll do"
Eyes, yes" ~& ~ N,.
"But, guv'nor, what a play!"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-07-08
M A R KETS
HIDES
INFORMAL DANCE AT NEW
BIRCHMONT HOTEL TONIGHT

An informal dancing party will he
held at the new Birchmont summer
hotel this evening, this being the
first of a series Of regular public
dances to be held each Friday eve
ming during the summer.
Dot Vans orchestra of four pices
will furnish the music for the occa-
sion, this consists of piano, drums,
saxaphone and banjo. A new saxa-
phone player has been secured from
Minneapolis and it IS reported that
he Is big addition to the orchestra.
From all indications there will be
a large attendance, since a very en-
joyable evening Isl promised by the
manageme of the hotel.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-07-08
BARNES COUNTY. DAKOTA. s.'
STAGING COUNTY FAIR
(By United Press)

Valley City, N. D., July S.---The
race committee of the Barnes county
agricultural fair is, conducting the
following races here today.
a five mile free-for-all race with a
total purse of 5000. The winner Of
time for place will get $50. Each
winner of the two elimination races
will get $50. -
In the final five mile race the first
money is 5000, second $3.50 and third
800.
The special 8 mile stop and start
Ford race Offers $50 for first money
and S25 for second.
There will be a novelty race for a
purse Of SIS. Another feature OF the
county fair is a tournament by the
Valley Cityagun club. VII @#
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intentions Good, Methods Poor.

The Pullman porters intentions
were good, but his methods poor. Two
sisters, near the sixty mark, were en-
route from Kansas to Indiana. The
younger, weighing about so pounds,
was convalescing from d long illness
and needed assistance in moving about.
The porter frequently was called for
help.
One morning he met the older sis
ter, who weighed near the $50 mark,
and remarked: c,...... .... +.
"Why, your mother just walked
down the aisle. She must be much
better" -
And when the porter was told Of
tho social error he had made, he
spent the greater part of the remain
der Of the journey pleading with the
older sister not to tell Of his mis-
take. III r% ....
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UNINTERRUPTED Business.

II shall continue to direct our af-
fairs from the JAIL" said the convicted
CRATER. g..g ,..ss ~ ..... .....,
e "All right" replied the trusted lieu
L tenant; 'maybe in the, course of time
we can get enough prison reform to
remodel jails so that they'll have ele-
vators and telephone exchanges and
.all the. conveniences of regular office
buildings" .>.,E II.
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The School Situation

s5E&5%. he OCnOCi OlSudCloh ,,....
After seeing the results of Thurs
day nights school election, we are Of
the opinion that the school situation
as seen by some is clearly reproduced
in the above picture.
-Bemidji Has No Sight
I @>> Safety First
There is little doubt but that the
fellow who wears both suspenders
and belt believes in safety first.
Still, at that, one Of those fellows
happened into store the other day
and asked to see some invisible
braces.
He Saw the Braces
~s@' Why Not?
A Canadian official is reported to
have said that people have a right to
live. But even if that is so, we no.
tice that lot of people sometimes
find it hard to come into their pos
sessions. '.'
Sherman Was Right, Anyway
More Bugs
These are the days when the gar
deners are saying it with Paris
Green. There is a new shade Of
Paris Green out this year, and it is
said that it is perfectly killing. Any
way, VIC will take their word for it.
IT, Sometimes It Pays
A Scagoing Hack
Mr.. r.cBolt ran his car in the Old
Woman .reck last Thursday and got
stuck, and before he could get the
car out, the water came up and turn
cd it over. The water got so high
that it was necessary to fasten the
car to q tree to keep it from being
washed Observation-Disclosures Boost
er.
5s SO 1t Was Washed There
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SECOND DISTRICT EDITORS :
MEETING AT FARM ONT
(By United Press)

Fairmont, July S---Newspaper pub
fishers OF the second district Of Min
neaota were to meet here today for
their annual convention and mid
summer outing. a banquet at lnscr-
laken Inn tonight will start the ball
rolling. A boat ride around the lakes
and dance, will top off the evening.
Tomorrow there will be business
session between bathing parties and
luncheons. An artomcb chile tour and
movies are added attractions.
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Novel MEerris Wheel"

The ferris wheel of Bagdad r.
built of long poles attached to q
heavy long crosspiece; on the ends OF
the poles rude wooden chairs arc
placed, in which the lovers Of excite
ment are strapped, while by man pow
err the revolution is made, the rider
getting tabloid thrill Of the real
Ferris wheel. .., til . -...' go
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Term originated with Lloyd's.

The term "a J." a slang phrase
popularity used to denote high quail
ity Of excellence or a condition per-
fectly satisfactory, originated with
Lloyd's agency In London. When u
ship was being insured the rating "a
1" was placed opposite the name Of
the vessel to indicate absolute sea-
worthiness. The leading American f.
nancial reporting systems adopted the
symbols, with variations, to Indicate
a business mans credit rating and
capital.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-07-08
Famous English Poem.

Lodore Is cataract three miles
from Greta hall, Keswick, Cumberland,
England, rendered famous by the Won
derful piece of word-painting by the
English poet, Robert Southey, called
'"''he Cataract, Of Lodore," published
in 1920. p. This has been considered one
of the best pieces of word-painting in
the English language, at least Of a.
similar length. 80
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-07-08

Legendary Island Only for Women.
In the West Indies there Is an old
legend to the effect that among the
innumerable small islands in the Car
ibbean sea there exists one that Is in
habited only by women.
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x r 4 X x X x Xxx x x x X + X X =
y GOODLAND i

+ = + + + + + + + = + = + + : =
Charlie Laushe is planning on ex-
hibiting some Of his Holstein cattle
at the fair. r,. ,<:s.
Robert Norquist has been appoint
ed roadoverseer in Mr.. Neuels place
in Moose lake township. .~.~5a.'', So
The tame hay is being cut and the
rye is ripening. Harvest will soon
be here. ...- -t--s.+.... s... 49,. g..
I A Sunday school picnic will be held
at the Allen farm July 18th by the
Independent Sunday school.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-07-08
ADDITIONAL WANT ADS

WANTED----Disil washer, waiter, $50
a month, board and rom. Chas.
Carlson, Walker Mimi. STILL
FOR SALE OR TRADE---One spas
senger Kissel car in good condi-
ton. Apply 500 Irvine avenue.
3t7-0
WANTED Tousekeeper Good sal
AIRY to steady. reliable person, 31f
Fourth street. 2t7-3
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FIVE BANDITS ESCAPE
WITH 5000 AT Golfer, IOWA
(Ry United Press)

j.. Golfer, Iowa, July S.---Five ham
dts today blew the safe Of the Golfer
State bank here and escaped with
$4,000 in cash land Liberty bonds.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-07-08
MUNsON LINE STEAMER - J.
CALLED IS LONG OVERDUE
(By United Press)

Washington, July S.---John Chris
tian. son or President Harding's secre-
tary, is on the overdue Munson line
steamer Callea,! his father said today
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14

Total S1,31S90 We thank the public for their generous donations to this worthy cause, and also thank all those who handled the subscription lists so successfully.
 GEO. s. SMITH
 JAMES CODY
 FRANK ROURKE
 Committee
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14
FAIRBANKS VISITOR FINDS
 COAL OUTLOOK PROMISING

There is an abundance of good coal in the Healy district and a large seam of splendid looking fuel is now being tapped by the Heaiy River Coal Corporation, according to Geo. A. Hunter, of Fairbanks, who returned to Nenana yesterday from visit of several days in the Can yon district. He went all through the workings of the big mine at Healy, had a look at the great coal lodges which are exposed to view along Healy river. and inspected the new incline shaft which is be- ing driven by the Healy River Coal Corporation near the Singleton es- tablishment at Healy. Mir. Hunter was very favorably impressed by what he saw and returned to town with a number of samples of the new coal taken from the big mine at Healy. The samples came from q scven-foot seam and are hard and heavy. equaling in appearance. he says, the best grades of Ignite found in the States
 The new incline shaft. which was driven to tap a body of coal near the old mine, has reached a depth. from the mouth of the shaft, of 70 feet, and is into the coal, which al- so appears to be good quality, but the extent of the fuel body has not yet been determined. Coal will be taken from both mines during the summer and next winter the big lodges on Healy river will be tap ped to supply the fuel needs of the Fairbanks district.
 Mir. Hunter made trip up the canyon to have look at the raii- road work and it is his opinion the work has been we'll done He reports that two small slides occurred dur ing the past week. but he says sucn things are to be expected in new construction in a region such as the canyon district. It is his opinion that slides will continue to give some little trouble for some time to come, until the sides of the cuts have reached natural slope.
 He went through two of the tun- nels and says the work in them has been well done as far as he could see, with an appearance of per manence that was reassuring to see. He was told that Tunnel No. 3 Is rapidly nearing completion, with hole through the hill and the timber ing in the last stages of completion.
 MT. Hunter returned to Fairbanks on the train this afternoon.
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14

Life insurance is the safest sys- tenn of finance ever devised. Banks break, stocks, bonds and real estate depreciate, but legal reserve life in- suranee companies always meet every obligation in full. Life insur- ance is founded on a scientific basis; its investments are restricted by law; it is thoroughly supervised, and must maintain at all times an ade- quate reserve for each policy. See R. s. Mcdonald, New York Life Insurance Company agent.
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14

The Devils Dream. The Champion Liar, To My Affinity and The Water Wagon. Nov on the press and will be issued in few days. Get one for yourself and also one for your
 friends.
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14
REPUBLICAN IS LEADING

MINNEAPOLIS, June 14-Col. George Leach, unofficial Republican candidate for mayor, is leading hls opponent, Thomas VanLear, former Socialist mayor, by 10000 votes, ac- cording to the unofficial returns of yesterdays election. The count will not be completed until tomorrow.
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14

The Sporting Season Is Here, Boys!
 All the best sizes and brands of fly hooks, salmon eggs, fish lines, leaders, fish poles, King salmon nets, greyling and white6sh nets, corks, sinkers. Ammunition and guns just arriver at Anderson Bros. & Ner- lands.
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14

Nenana. Where Balls and Rivers Meet
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CROWN FORCES KILL YANKEE

DUBLIN, June 1i--According to dispatches received in this city yes terday, Thomas Rush, and Ameri- can navy pensioner, was killed by the crown foces on Sunday. near Castlehegh. Details of the killing have not yet been received.
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14

Ernest Peterson came down from Fairbanks and will leave for the Tolovana on the steamer Carl White tomorrow
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Manager Tom Mathews. of the

Manager Tom Mathews. of the Nenana Baseball Association. went to Fairbanks this afternoon to size up the baseball situation in the upper town, and to make arrange ments, if possible, for a series of games with Nenana either during or following the Fourth of July celc- bration.
 Nenana. Where Rails and Rivers Mesf
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14

 In the Probate Court. Territory of Alaska, Fourth Judicial Division, Nenana Precinct.
 In the matter of the Estate of Robert Smith, deceased
 Notice of Settlement of Account Notice is hereby given that John E. Lund, the administrator of the estate of Robert Smith, deceased, has rendered and presented for settlement, and filed in said Court, his Final Account of his administra- ton of said estate; and that Satur- day, the 9th. day of July, 1921, at 10 o'clock, a. m., at the Courtroom of said Court, at Nenana, Nenana precinct, Territory of Alaska, has been duly appointed by the Probate Judge of said Court, for the settle ment of said account, at which time and place any person interested in said estate may appear and file eX captions in writing to the said ac- count, and contest the same.
 Dated this ninth day of May, 1921
 JOHN E. LUND, Administrator of the estate of Robert Smith, deceased. Date of first publication May 10. -~~~~~~~-~-~- ~- In the Probate Court, Territory of Alaska, Fourth Judicial Division, Nenana Precinct.
 In the matter of the Estate of Herman Nelson, deceased
 Notice of Settlement of Account Notice is hereby given that John E. Lund, the administrator of the estate of Herman Nelson. deceased, has rendered and presented for set clement, and filed in said Court. his Final Account, of his administration of said estate; and that Saturday, the 9th. day of July, 1921, at 10 o'clock, a. m., at the Courtroom of said court, at Nenana, Nenana pre- cinct, Territory of Alaska, has been duly appointed by the Probate Judge of said Court. for the settlement of said account, at which time and place any person interested in said estate may appear and file excep- tions in writing to the said account, and contest the same.
 Dated this ninth day of May. 1927 JOHN E. LUND, Administrator of the estate of Herman Nelson, deceased. Date of first publication May 10.
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MARINE BULLETIN U. s. Signal Corps

ALASKA-Last reported 12 miles below Dawson.
 TANANA-Down Tolovana early this morning.
 PELICAN-At Gibbon.
 NANCY BELLE-Enroute to Idit- arod. SEATTLE N. 3-Down Holy Cross June II.
 RELLANCE-Up Kantishna yes terday morning.
 POLLYWOG-Lef Nenana for Fairbanks today.
 HAZEL Blown Circle for Ft. Yukon $40 a. m., yesterday.
 SIBILLA-Up Rampant Sunday 5:45 p. m.
 WHITEHORSE-Up Stewart $50 yesterday morning.
 THISTLE-Up Lebarge Il a. m.. yesterday.
 DAWSON-Leaves Whitehorse to- night.
 JACOBS-At Whitehorse. 1: DAVIS-At Nenana.
 DAN PATCH-At Fairbanks.
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14
THE WILLIAMS FUND

Nenana, Alaska, June IS, 1921 To the Public:
 The undersigned. committee on ways and means in assisting Bill Williams, an unfortunate oldtimer. to get to the outside world, whereby he may regain his health, make the following report We acknowledge the receipt of the following amounts raised by popular subscription:
The Nenana news., 1921-06-14

Tom Smith, proprietor of the Southern Hotel, left for Hot Springs on the steamer Panama last night. He is making the trip for the bene- fit of his health and expects to be away several weeks.
 Nenana had the pleasure this year of enjoying homegrown tomatoes fully two weeks ahead of Fairbanks.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-02-14
Masonic Funeral for
Charles Ii. Woodbury.

The Church Of the Messiah was
filed Sunday afternoon for the fun
cral Of Charles H. Woodbury., well
known citizen and prominent Grand
Army veteran. Large delegations of
all the various organizations with
which Mr.. Woodbury. was connected
were present. The service was con-
Quoted by the pastor Of the church,
the Rev. Weston a. Cate, and the
Masonic lodge performed their ritual
at the grave in Mt. Pleasant cemetery
where intelment was made.
MI Cate in commenting on the ex-
emplaly life of Mr.. Woodbury. read
letters from former pastors of the
church, warm personal friends of Mr..
Woodbury., Rev. c. l.. Eaton Of
Guilford Me, and the Rev. B. F.
Butler OF Senaca Ca,Jle, n Y.
Member Of the Masonic lodge act
ed as bearers. The organizations pre-
sent included Chamberlin Post, G.. A.
r., Chamberlin Woman's Relief
Corps, Daughters OF Veterans, the
Eastern Star and the various Masonic
bodies. Many Old friends and rela-
tives were present from Concord in
GLIDING Mr.. and Mrs Freeman Rus
sell, Mir. and Mrs. Philip Woodbury.,
Mr. and Mrs Andrew Lyon, Mr. and
Mrs. Clyde Crowcl, all of Concord.
MI WoodburYs son, William Wood
bury of New Haven, Conn, was also
here, called by his fathers death,
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LYNDONVILLE


4 GOOD many pcople IN town would
like TO make arran~nmcnts 20 board
with The Ladies aid Societies Of the
d tf2rrnt cburcAo. iudrin,r from the
crowds thar r4trorzc al the church
srrpere. iulrlar from the cxtra-de-
Nclou5 BIZ. OF tnre that arc provided
by the ladies in charge, and Judging
last hu. rot least by The extremely
/ low price. cbalycd If these suppcrs.
/ IGUg4aa,f afternoon. the Methodist
! ladies' had THEN, ycstiv (ursand their
hand, fni nj q to iced the crowd
which attended their suppc.. Friday
/ aftelnocn many Of the same people
! were equally we'll fcd at the Conglc-
gat.on1t tables and wien you ear get
/ Dup. potato. meats, rolls, coffee,
d0ugAauts, pies and cakea, al dcli-
cious and all for the sum Of thirty
five cents no wonder the home tables
are deserted.
Miss Ethel Dresser is in Bright
look Hospital, where she was opcrat-
ed on for appenlicitis. and IS recover
imp nicely.
Mr.. jacques of the Metropolitan
Insurance Company WAS in town the
other day, and made arrangements
with Miss Calcf, the Public Health
muse, to attend the cases of his com
pany's policv-holders, as it is the GUS
tom of the METROPOLITAN to provide
the services of a district nurse in
such cases.
Fred Z. Dwinell, Jr., and family,
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MELOTTE SEPARATOR for sale
Call CALIFORNIAN. 189 If
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FOR SALE-Safe at Menut and
Parks. 1874 If
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FOR SALE-Baby Sleigh, Iron Sink.
Tel. 311-M. 100 IF
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Passumpsic Lodge, No a. F. &. A. M

Passumpsic Lodge, No 27, F. &. A. M
Regular Communication Thursday
evening, March 8 Mt 1880 o'clock for
dispatch of business.
Also called communication Thurs
dav evening, Feb. II at 730 for work
munication Feb. II, at 7.30 for work
OF NJ. M. degree. This communication
will be observed as Past MASTERS
night. Lunch viii be served, Visiting
brothers welcome.
Arthur L. Graves, w. M.
Fred II. DolloG, Sec.
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WANTED-Waitress at the Star
Restaurant. 1874 If
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Palestine Commandery, No. S, x. T.
Stated Conclavc, 1-uesday evening,
Feb. Is at 730. Business, Visiting
Knights are always welcome at our
COnclavcS.
Bernard A. Johnson, L, Com,
Arthur NJ, Lang, Recorder.
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Caledonia Council No. l3, R. & S. M.
Stated Assembly Feb. %, 1921. 7.31
p. m. The several degrees will be
worked on 4 large class at this time
and a large attendance is desired;
other business will be transacted.
Arthur L. Graves, T. l. NJ
", Y. circuit, Recorder.
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Classified Dept.
var

pNsk
-
FOR SALE-Dly i #. slabs. Call
TAI. 1872 II
FOR SALE-Oliver typewriter No. 5
and new Rotospeed copying machine.
Telephone 299--41 19l-196-195*
FOR SALE-Gentlemen's CUSTOM
made dress suit. Medium size. Per-
feet condition. Tel. 424-R. 191 If
MELOTTE SEPARATOR for sale
Call CALIFORNIAN. 189 If
FOR SALE-Safc at Mcnut and
Parks. 1874 If
FOR SALE-Baby Sleigh, Iron Sink.
Tel. 311-M. 100 IF
MADAME LeNORMAND'S Famous
Celebrated Gypsy Witch Fortune
Telling Cards sent postpaid on re-
ceipt of $1.00. J. |. Williams Book
Co., Worcester, Mass. 1913
FOR SALE-Driying horse. No.
lincoln st. 192-l05.
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SAFE EXPERT

Will open safes where combination
is lost through death OF carelcssness.
No damage to contents. Repairing
Cash Registers,
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TO RENE
LOST AND FOUND

tOST-Pair glasses IN case between
Summer street school and fire station,
.'all 3G3 . 1911 #
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CHARLES SIMANTON
st. Johnsbuly Vermont
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
EARLY BIRD GETS
| buying OFF mind
Manifest Advantages In Letting
/. ST. Nick Have BankroIl
'''~Before Rush.

Go to the stores, thou sluggard, OBJ
serve their wares and shop. 1:,q .
Shop, for the Yule is coming,
Shop while the sun Is hot.
Shop. for the day In coming
When mans roll In shot"
Even the children recognize the
wisdom Of those oft-repeated words,
Shop Early" II gives them more
time to investigate peculiar bundles
that are surrecptitiously slowed away
In dark corners.
This 10 early. Shop!
II you start buying now you can
naturally think OF more things TO
spend your money for than II you
put II off. Think how this will please
the dealers.
Let Saint Nick have your roll now.
Buy your wife's present now. Then
II you get caught coming in haif-shot
some morning early you can fish 1t
out and, with q nonchalant and i'm
promptu air, hand II over to her.
This procedure has been known for Its
effectiveness since Biblical times. In
those days II was called pouring oil
on the waves. Today II might be bet.
ter recognized as spreading the
salve." Then you have the Joy OF
buying your wife a second present.
'Atsa way to get by. -... 80
Cool weather brought on this out.
burst. That same cool weather will
wipe off your perspiring brow when
the clerk hands over the bill. g. o..
Shop early!