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The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-08

Bessemer, July 7.-(Special.)-Ihe registration books of Jefferson county were open in Bessemer, Thursday and although numbers took advantage or the opportunity to register on this occasion According to M. E. Morris, the chairman of the board of regis erars, the number was not as large as was expected.
 However, the rural sections adJa- cent to Bessemer, Adger. Morgan, Virginia Mines, oak Grove, McCalla and Jonesboro were well represented and 40 per cent of those registering were women.
 Bessemer deputies captured two stills Wednesday at Piney Woods and confiscated 1000 gallons of beer mash and on Thursday raided three more near McCalla. Six hundred gallons of beer was found at these stills. No arrests were made as the stills were not in operation at the time of seizure.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-08
REGISTRATION IN BESSEMER LIGHT
Young Alley Is Injured By Blow From a Base
 ball Bat

The Age-HeraId maintains special rep resentatives in Bessemer for handling correspondence. advertising and sup scriptions Mrs. l.. D. McCullum. cor respondent, receives news items; phone Bessemer 1072. H. E. Walker. Realty building. Bessemer. manager or circu- lation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-08
Birthday Party

Billy Parker, Jr., entertained few little friends at a beautiful party Wednesday afternoon at the home of his mother and father, MT. and Mrs. W. M. Parker. in celebration of his third anniversary. The children en- joyed different games, after which they were served refreshments in the dining room, which was beauti- fully decorated with cut flowers and ferns. The table was very attrac- tive with a beautiful birthday cake and candles and an ice course with cake was served.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-08
Kiwanis Club,

The meeting of the Kiwanis club was featured by a number of the members making contributions to the luncheon programme which were specially interesting, and humorous.
 E. L. Hueys topic was How to Keep From Telling Lie" Guy Will son told the Kiwanians why He Quit Cussing." Judge J. c. B. Gwin informed the club on My Favorite Hair, Tonic and How It Works" Mac Clay's subject was How I Keep My Attendance Record Perfect" Dr. Earl Smiths topic was White is My Favorite Color and Why"
 Dr. l. F. Stansell was the principal speaker for the luncheon and J. F.. Haffner who ranks as the orator of the Kiwanians made talk on What Is Better Than a Silver Tongue"
 Bridge Club
 With bright sunflowers and baskets and vases adorning the lovely living rooms and sun parlor, with the at tractive assembly of beautifully gowned women amidst it's charming environment, the Woodward club on Wednesday afternoon presented an unusually lovely scene with Mrs. l.. D. McCollum entertaining on this oc- casion the members of the Bridge club and a number of other guests. Punch was served the guests throughout the afternoon and follow ing the games an ice course with cake was served.
 The prizes, French powder, Mary Garden perfume and deck of cards, fell to Mrs Charles Ray, Mrs. E. L.. Read and Mrs. G. B. Hol1ingsworth. Over 40 friends were included in this hospitality.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-08
Young Boy Injured.

Gussie Alley young son of Mr&and- Mrs. G. l. Alley, who live on Dart mouth avenue was accidentally in- jured late Thursday afternoon when a baseball bat struck him in the head inflicting a serious wound Another young boy was swinging the bat around and according to reports it flew out of his hands and struck young Alley who was rendered un- conscious.
 He was carried to the Elizabeth Duncan hospital.
 The Rotary club held its regular meeting at luncheon today with g. good attendance. There was no programme arranged, the time being taken up with the regular routine of business.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-08
DoRT SEDAN

DORT SEDAN 1919 model; looks and runs like a new car; tires are all good. The price we have on this car is very attractive; 24-hour free trial.
 B. R. PARKER MOTOR co. 4O7 s. 21st St. Main 8024 RENEWED CARS PRICED LOW scstheastrrr >sctcr Co.,. 310A-1f fat Ave
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-08
REi.L ESTATE FOR SALE K
 HOUSES FOX SALE 100
MILNER HEIGHTS

An attractive English home on A lot facing south. approximately 60Nl6O, frame with composition roof has just been painted. downstairs has cozy living room and brick mantel small en- trance hall sun parlor a bright breakfast room. buffers pantry. kitchen with cupboards In both Downstairs lavatory. back stairs hardwood floors. Upstairs has { corner bedrooms with good closets, linen closet. mirror doors numerous floor plugs. tile bath with separate lavatory. airy sleeping porches, cement base mont with good furnace. servant room, servant toilet and garage; front concrete driveway to ga rage; coal goes in window from driveway. The price Is S12,500 on terms The owner paid t15.00O cash for this home last year. This will not stay on the market some one Is going to get this. So see Ebert JemisOn quick. Jemison and Company, Inc.
 (BXCLUSIvE AGENTs)
 2l1 N. goth St. Main 52s0
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07

sure. Course / was beaten. The
shipper and the Erocerg here wouldn't
nav nc 4 decent price for our pntatcAF,
even though folks In the cities were
howling for iem. So we yseys, welllN
ven get. truck and ship lem right
down to Minneapolis. But = conn
misslon merchants there were In q
hoots with the local shipper here;
they said they wouldn't pay US AGENT
more than he would, not even ifsthey
was nearer to the market. Well,IsWA
fnrnd we could get higher pricesAl-in
Chic,lgo. but when we tried tnSet
FREIGHT cars to ship there, the rail-
roads wouldn't let us have 'sm---eyen
though they had cars. standing empty
right here in Nhe yards. There you
got it-good market, and these towns
keepine us from 1t. Gus, that's the
way these towns work all the time.
They pay what they want TO Tor
wheat. but we pay what they want
us to for their clothes. Stowbody and
Dawson foreclose every mortgage they
can and put in tenant farmers. The
Dauntless lies to us about the Nom
partisan league. the lawyers sting US,
the machinery dealers hate to carry
us over bad years, and then their
daughters Iput on swell dresses and.
look at US as If we were a bunch OF
hoboes. Man. I'd like to burn this
town.
Kennicott observed, There's that
, old crank Yves Brannigan shooting
off his mouth again. Gosh; but. he
loves to hear himself talk! They
ought to run that fellow out of town."
She felt old and detached through
high school commencement week,
! which Is the fete of youth in4Gopher
| Prairie; through b~accaclaureate SER
| mon, senior parade, junior entertain
ment, commencement address by an
Iowa clergyman who asserted that
! he believed in the virtue of yirtuous-
; ness, and the procession of Decora-
! ton Day. when the few Civil War
veterans followed Champ Perry, In
| his rusty forage-cap, along the spring
| powdered road to the cemetery. She
! met Guy: she found that she had
nothing to say to him. Her head
! ached in an aimless way. When Ken
nicott rejoiced. well have a great
| time this summer: mov down to the
lake early n wear old clothes and
act natural" she smiled, but her
| smile creaked.
In the prairie heat she truiged
along unchanging ways, talked about
nothing to tepid people. and reflected
that she might never escape from
them.
She was startled to find that she
was using the word escape"
J Then, for three years which. passed
like n curt paragraph. she ceased
to find anything interesting save the
Rjornstams and her baby.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07
THE BACHELOR

Nothin' dom! I'm for boys F.,
First an last an all the time,
Girls want dolls an cabs for toys,
Girls dsn't ever dare to climb,
GlrIs are silly. I don't know
WhLthey ever have to be-
Did you ever see one throw?
Girls don't make a hit with me.
Girls wear ribbons Ia their hair
An they clean their finger nails;
worms an frogs a girl will scare.
Urls won't ver pick up snails.
Ma says ! should be polite
When I'm in their company
ever see try to fghh2
Girls don't make a hit with me.
Pa says girls are mighty sweet,
An some day Til find it out.
out they're all dressed UP 40 neat
There's no fun when they're about
can't stand EN- round at all.
what they're good for, Idon't SEQ
ever watch catch a bali?
Girls don't make a hit with.me,
Boys are better right along:
They don't mind a little mud,
ihey've got muscles big and strong,
They don't faint at sight Of blood:
Girls can't use q baseball hat,
Girls don't dare to climb a tree
Ever see one skin the cat?
Girls don't make a hit With me.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07
CHAPTER XIX.

In three, years Of exile from her.
self Carol had certain experiences
chronicled as important by the Daunt-
less. or discussed by the jolly Seven
teen, but the event unchronicled. un-
discussed. and supremely controlling
was her slow admission Of longing to
find her own people.
Rea and Miles B~jornstam were mar
ried in June. a month after The Girl
from Kankakee." Miles had turned
respectable. He had renowned his
criticisms of state and society; he had
given up rowing as horse-trader, and
wearing red mackinaws in lumber
camps: he had gone to work as engi-
neer in Jackson Elders planing-miI:
he was to be seen upon the streets
endeavoring to be neighborly with
suspicious men whom he had tainted
for years.
carol was the patroness and man
ager Of the wedding. Juanita Hay
dock Knocked, You're a chump to let
a good hired girl like Bea go Besides.
How do you know It's a go%od~thine,
her marrying 4 sassy bum like this
awful Red Swede person? Get wise!
Chase the man off with a mop, and
hold onto your Svenska while the
holdings good. Huh? Ne &c to their
Scandahoofian wedding? Not a
chance!"
The other matrons echoed Juanita.
Carol was dismayed by the casual
ness of their cruelty, but she persist
ed. Miles had exclaimed to her,
Jack Elder says maybe he'n come
to the wedding! Gee. it would be nice
to have Bea meet the Boss as a regu-
lar married lady. Some, day I'll be
SO we'll off hat Bea can play with
Mrs. Elder-and you! Watch us!'.
There was an uneasy Knot Of on'y
nine guests at the service. in the UNI
painted Lutheran church-Carol.
kennicott, Guy Pollock. and the
Champ Perrys, all brought by Carol;
Bea's frightened rustic parents, her
cousin Tina, and Pete. Miles's ex-
partner in horse-trading. a surly,
hairy man who hadCbought a black
suit and come twelve hundred miles
from Spokane for the event.
Continued Tomorrow Evening.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07
SYHoPsxk

Carol Milford. a Minnesota girl, grad
yates from BlodGett college near Min
eapol1s. goes to Chicago fer a year. ana
returns to ST. Paul to work in q lihrary
after being there three years she meets
DR.. VIII Kehnicott. of Gopher Prairie
and they are married.
Through college. and her library woyk
Carol has ambitions to live in q SnAlse.
community, where she might spread the
gospel OF culture as she sees IL Gopher
irsir1e Is the usual sinai! town- She
n and the residents of the vi.asSs
DO not quite approve OF her. nor tkve-
her ideas for changes in the LOWE
Carol quarrels with DIR. kennicey; ~
cause he does not give her a resux- 81
!owance for the household. He tells sx-
n that she feels herself supe-asr
TO his village friends and is soaring
them away with her ideas.
Carol finds that aver Guy Police
village lawyer. with whom she Ind
harmlessly firted a bit and whom she
thought was different" belongs 10 the
Village and Is satisfied there.
Carol forms the Gopher Prairie Dn-
matte club. to present plays. She a1c
Dr.. VIII go TO Minneapolis TO visit.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07

peered az TINS ~sT-aEst-ZsS ETssss1sr r-
iase anc tstl ira s-ls eru31 rsts. L-ss-
Gbiy stag mere through Il II lnnlu--
row
/. was Mics 85c-sar wtsr szye
her Strength. Az.L IA. la rs.a-
every - fo- tn. err r-nru Ia7-
kakte" nae peer srsf.
Btornsssm Es6 iF4erEu~ 1slrslzsE--~
with Eea Ever MGR If =gzR STING
on ~ back stefH 5l-E EIFe- -z-p.
appeared Ae Euulo4sl. -T1ule gfru-4
going 10 give -hss pur< OH. Epuc g.ltr1
II o aonE -s-KcG apDtsn- ez,
viii"
alEn1 pt u. yag- -as -wS Crossing
rooms we-e Surfing VT. arlva
painting ly1crE szsis Le Sz-a-r
the ssr.rs., Eno 1es ~ rIl.z q ~
te<esonl IL Ella lS-Ir a..-z >az4e
On II z -NoS SELL 81 L Ezoe6~Lrzcszzr-
performance Il X--la&1sS34t- Haz
making then. ~ a1c s5sysrszs liz
scorn for xca21sass w1t. -xar XII.
For The love o Nix, zal,T 81 Ezs1 e-
Pect ms 10 Ss- FoS- sE<M1 a- Z
You kesp &-E1SEs- Int se-y-7
red IN ME EaEl--yIa pEc sy-as :.
wers ~beseech1,sk ~Asg, BE- rw- sa-.se
80 ma @L-A -&--Z IL A-sy-
thing 70 rus 1aae
They were e~sa--zoasy xz1sA-S.
They exArninss JssE -zaxe-x .ex 1-e-
shifted the ncert 81 Eexze--xSs es-
err n.rEte tts~r rS SGT " -ae-.
through tie hole III E.se e7~.zr za<.
came back ts :aE5sca-fez- w zrs
costumes they sezc "a sszs rs.ss-
washed wallis 0s tE@ eexr~~-srr
the pencil iasc--p-@ozs T Yaa-s
Flanders Cosseay r-erzrzr- an1
This II . Bum thez1r AZ s.s ts,ey
were e~oEpsnssne o tasse asnaga@s
troHperh
Carol ssns.- IL -Aef ~rs-
IA the tsEDo-z-Y ssxSs-as-4s ~
finish setting The 1Sxs arr xs:ss1 AZ
Kennieott. tae Electrician Esw so-
heavens sake reasens<~ 1ne essoss
! q cue far the SEassrx ia A-z TWO
auprec c1s TO asx Dave Uye-, eSss.
tScket-tzksr. II ne cS1a6 rex so-ne
o chairs. zasr4G tae <rtSnf1r1d
Myrtle CasE 10 be ssre To syxet tas
naxar-nasxst rE<E S0En fSy.rrF
called Here vcg, ksdcz
Del bsalIEs cseSsstrz q. rssr.e.
violin. and cofsss 1sSaE 10 turse 10.
AEd every CEs 5ehiD& ths magic fir.x
0f u D~sescrSlSf arch Hzx frixntenef
into pzrSlyssk Caro-. wsSsyed 10 ti,e
hole IN f4s curtain There were M,
Many people GEt there. sharing ~
haf1---
In the See1ad roy size sU Nh
R3orrstzrD. mot With Es<A rrt al1,r.e
He really wanted 10 . the rsayt II
reas z good omen, Who eosslf te,fs
Perhaps THE evening would conseYt
Gopher Prairie 10 -sorssrsous heant~
En- A&rteH into tie drr...
tns-roosr. Tonsed Ezud Dyer fYoyu
neT xatnfsnS passcs rpshe6 her 70 fne
ws1xs. and ordered the esytase uo
II . dcnptfusiv. 81 s<SxEersd Ana
trssso7sG bot u lid s~t sp without
eztsherE--ttis time T7s<r sne y.sfs
tzed inst xsnnlc0tf had f-cssoften ~
s1yn ~ fbe hsnsefJgbts so,r~ ars
ont front WAS gsGrI5ng,
me es5leDed ross1 rs the IeY, winr
ssSsfa4 rsaaed the switch, tooksA =,
tfs~yerteesfy NJ KRenieotf thaf 4.
9nAks1 sn< fee na<k,
Ass Dyer was ereerisg ont On IL
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07
NO DIFFERENCE.

1t isn't easy to get rid Of the notion that men
and women vote differently, or are likely to vote
differently. In the recent New York city campaign
there was a lot OF speculation on the wonen's vote,
and some OF the Missionaries insisted that the election
of Curran was likely to receive the bulk of the won-
ems vote. because Curran was opposed to and op-
posed by Tammany and Tammany represents most
OF the things in politics to which women are ire
'quently said to be opposed.
The independent analyses the vote and points
out that while in a total registration OF l,26s, 900
there were $4,000 women registered, Curran re-
Iceived a total vote of only 337, 900, or 10000 less
some men voted for Curran, and it would not take
many mems votes for him to equalize the percentage
of men and women voting for the respective candi-
dates.
In the New York election. as in practically all
Others, so lar as 1t has been possible to obtain Stats
tics. it has been ascertained that the women vote
just about as the men do, which is quite as it should
be, and as probably most OF us expected it to be.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07

Germany thinks an agreement among the ma
tom wou5d be ~disreearded IN time OF stress, bu
f5erpady IS the only precedent she has ior think
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07
WHAT DO YWTENK
OF MAIN STREET.

l. 6 ~ Fs.urr al life n =
~sAE srw1 N 51se narsi,u~
A- 1hc zs-sEsa,. Il n.Eribcs real
reesFsS-
Ting AR4E WHn1k n EHnw what
H -n- <i2rzsS - Sinclair 1sW~
SaEE xzE u =nfRr IL azfr xSb IT
yEH II me- a"
HEsE Ts WIN a 1sIZi
Fsz6 TH Hu-s ms II appar
tM Ey q nus n tfe Tveg,rr-c
E-Sk When 1Ae hsf xsSalim.r1
1Rpr W-sIc q a>fsE 10 tine MALI
SxF1E E1ftsrrt~ fr-n FurE H--
ALL telling Whre1sr e. nss yng
think the sy Eve !" --
NFe Of HE IN -ssuE-E -zmT
and JnE W71y You EEr- 4owE ftr
opinions q Hp-
To h writer WINK -svS tar rs
reaAua for Wilaf-rrr au1utns IL or
she has formed W. wl -.r
Prfne OF SIC For TIA -eHEs mes
iet1m We viii ETr- q p o. -
and q tiR next eve B@f eEl@
prizes Of 81 each
No better Rao7E % Uer- fsxzu
S56 WDF6s m ED=1I
In story II saaex ftxz- yG -
begin II Ar tzzas- INC - @ Sxssx
idea OF the pfcr1f- 4 paznR
Here's a eHRcr to VIE ifsfs.
spending MONEY yKas1 Tor writing L
sR1nr lerre.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07
CHAPTER xy1u.-Coat5nn,d

Carol turned on the company. See
mere, l want this nonsense to stop.
We've simply got to get down to
work"
Juanita Haydock led the muuuy:
Look here, Carol. don't be so bossy
After all, were doing this play prin-
cipally for h fun of il. aad if we
have fun out of Il lot of monkey
shines, why then"
"Ye-es.' feebly.
You said one time that folks in G.
p. didn't get enough fun out of life.
And now We are having a circus, you
want US to stop.
Carol answered slowly: II wonder
il I can explain what \ mean? Its
the difference between looking at the
comic page n looking at Manet. I
want fun out OF this. OF course. Only
- I don't think it would be less
fun, but more. to produce as perfect
4 play as we can" She was curl
ousiy exalted: her voice Wal strained;
she stared not at the company bu:
at b grotesques scrawled on the
backs Of w~ing-pieces by forgotten
s~tage-hands. 81 wonder il you can
understand the fun of making a
beautiful thing. the pride and Eat
isfaction of it. and the heiiness."
The company glanced doubtfuiiy
is M, eaoa tor, ~ ~ 81 $500 .as !.
Ia church hetwaen t~en-th;rtw -
,u,aIra ~ $500 III
..p,,, r. wa 800 - u
80. =. ~.,st ..,t -
line"
.r-assaa rhe,. IA -. -. ~
49,. - 80 rsaH =.
- - ~ ..;as -. p1e
M hsar No AZ, :, go. a~a. ~
~ 49, Dra. aIs III .SIh
hoI;.a@ 80 - 49, ~
nfayNn.n = San.."" ~
800
~.
Caro-, attended the univ nrof.ss;,n-
al NAV ryhich came To- r.onSa~
Prairie MAJ SWIM n -, e..
show nresentinp snannv nev 49,
undar canyaso re hard.wn.I;-a
srtnn. dn,hled =, h..sS s,d .aah
1ickers. and he1ween acts ranr .hn,,.
.ba meon IN Irne ans -o,S ~ W.
tsrrraen.s s,,resirs Tor;c ~ f,,r -
ne Heart Lungs Ei5nevs 80
Rowels Thrv nrrsented
NeIl. a Ilramarir romedv Of ~
ozarts- wi.b wItberaee Ro,,hh,
~wrinrinr ths .o,,1 hy his 1885,,
WIZ .irst dans rirh. ~ n,aS -
<s. cyt,1 Me- NJ. $500. :. sa.
tha, 49, i, .h-..a....a hi,,- sLam..
san.~e I'm, - - .hn.H..
Tna sra;sn.n e. 800 $3.50
INC natchsa tsnt sdrtrsa n Tna.L
Nv. hsars snd lon. IN -
their feet IN The dust n a specsscls
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07

Somebody MAKES the revoiufiunsry suggestion
that we have a national work week. III everybody
had fffy-two III them wc should hear no taik-oi
hard times.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07

Women members Of the Prnssian landtag light
ed cigarettes and blew smoke in the face Of the
president when he tried 10 enforce q no-snoking
r<ulc. 1t is fearsonie TO think what would happeI,
it the ladies began TO chew
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-12-07
IN PERSON.

The first annual message OF President Harding
to congress was delivered by the president in per
SON.. While this was not the presidents first mes
sage, nor his first personal appearance, it was the
hrst annual communication. as the congressional
session Just begun is the first regular session OF that
body. The members who were elected to serve in
this congress were elected thirteen months ago, and,
had no extra session been called, this would have
been their first appearance on the scene as Iegislat-
ofs. Many OF them expect to be candidates for re-
election next fall and will be interested in the pri
mary elections and conventions to be held during
the spring and early summer. 1t thus appears that
before the new congressman has more than begun
the performance of his legislative duties except un-
der an emergency call, there looms before him an
other election IN winch he will be required to partic-
lpate, The logic of the situation is manifestly in
bringing election and actual service closer together.
The country is growing accustomed to the de.
livery OF communications to congress by its presi-
dents IN person. Most magnihcently has it sur
yiycd the shock at President Wilson's violation OF
the presidents in this direction. At that time there
were grave misglvings and not a little agitated
cpfnfnent II was not quite certain whether the
props hsd been knocked fronf under the nation or
not Hut the nation is worrying along. and on the
Nhule We believe that it rather likes the personal
rsethod Of communication on. occasion. President
Wilson did the right thing when he chose the meth
81 OF communication which appealed to him as
most effective. and President Harding has shown
eufarncndsblc independence and courage in treat
ing with contempt the suggestions that in address
ms congress IN person he is copying his prcdeces-
sue4g
Iae whole thing is 2 matter Of personal prefer
cnce. Nevertheless, another generation may be
shocked By another president WHO sends his COM
1nunication to congress BY messenger, which he
wiiI have ! perfect right to do, and which that par
tieuiar president may prefer to do,
Germany thinks an agreement among the ma
tions would Be disregarded In time Of stress. hst
Gersnady IS the only precedent she has for think
i6g 50.
k5Esaahe I'm universities east and west are hoping
M <6aE,9e al reducing arraainents won be
"A lowe university and Centre college.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1921-01-14
W!SEACRES WERE ALL WRONG
Wife Could Afford to Smile in Later
Years at Those Who Opposed
Her Marriage.

October 26, 1764, there were united
In marriage pretty girl of twenty,
Abigail Smith, daughter of minis
ter, to John Adams, a young lawyer
without a pactice, himself the son of
rather poor farmer. The lady's
friends were not enthusiastic over the
match, as the girls fTefathers were
all of literary or professional caste,
while the young lawyer could boast
Of no connection but with the soil.
The parishioners were outspoken in
their disapproyal of the match, it be
ing based largely on their suspicion Of
lawyers in general.
The fiery old minister-father of Abb
gail promptly took exception to the
remarks, and the very next Sunday
announced his text as For John came
neither eating bread nor drinking
wine, and ye say he hath devil" The
minister's faith in his son-in-law
proved well given, for the unknown
and clientless lawyer became the sec
ond President of the United States
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1921-01-14
ROSE UP IN THEIR WRATH
Entire Body of "Plain People" Of
Crimson GuIch Tired of the Part
They Played.

"Going for a little holiday?" I'M
quired the member Of a surveying
party.
NO." replied Piute Pete. "These
suitcases represent all our worldly pos
sessions and the departure which it Is
your historic privilege to witness is a
two-handed play on which me an Gao
tus Joe here intends to stand pat for
ever"
"But Crimson Gulch is Just begin
ming to be the fine town which you
have so long hoped for"
''It is. All the boys except us has
prospered one way or another, so that
every one of them is an assessor or a
stakeholder or somethin' that makes
him some kind of rate booster. So
me an Cactus Joe is emigratin'.
We're willin' TO do our duty as citi.
zens, with any kind of an even break.
But we're tired of bein' the entire
plain people"