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DUM MA BROADWAY

o 8 krasnych svetnicich, koupel
ma, plyn, elektricke svetlo, Wy
tapenf teplou vodou, parketove
podlahy, garaz, lot skorem so
strevicu siroky a IT'S str. dlou-
hy. Dobry ddm dobrou OBJ
chodni budoucnosti. Hotove
$4,000, zbytek jako rent. Bude
prazdny pristi tyden. Haste Sc
Y c. 1922 Broadway IL Mcbride
ave. 1-15
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PRODA Sc obuvni obchod Sc
spravkovym zarizenim. Nasled
KEN odjezdu do Evropy musi
byt prodan rychle a da Sc lev
ne. Haste sc u Jos. Miller, 100
E. 80. ul., roh Payne ave.
LIB
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ragedie svatebni noci.
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oyAO JlL Aouiic pOLuS AdAo
druheho dne, kdyz sedela Lu-
lu a mlady jjei host pohroma-
de u snidan9.
V lehkem francouzskem ran
MIN odevu, bohatymi krajkami
ozdobenem, cinila pravou pro-
tivu vhci Leslii, oblecene cerne,
jakoby smutecne skoro.
Nezna krasa Lulu, okouzlu-
jici jejf usmev pri vsem tom
elegantnl vystupovani rovnalo
Sc krase Leslie jako svetlo
blysknave hvezdy proti zafi
slunce.
,, A Lulu, kteraz nikterak ne
byla sobeckA, vedela to a sede
la tn a obdivovala divku, jejiz
, krasa byla vetsi nez jeff vlast-
nj.
"Nedivim Sc, re zamiloval
sc st. Maur do nj" myslela u
sebe. "Musel by to byti muz
2 kamene, kteryz by Sc neza-
chvel pri spatreni tolika kra-
sy a jelikoz vyvolala u nej u
bohd dfvka takovou trpnost,
neni divu, ze muscle to skoncit
laskou."
Leslie dosud byla velmi ble-
da - Dol oloupil tvaricky jeji
okouzlujici one cervenosti,
kteraz il tax mile slusela; pfec
ale rocni odpocinek il velice
prospel a vyhlizela nyni kid
ne, sedlc tu podle Lulu u sni-
dane.
A take neni divu, kdyz vede
la, re jest tn u tax laskave a
mile pritelkyne.
Po TAX namahav6 a rozciluji
ci ceste vcerejsi, byl to slad-
ky odpocinek II hostitelky, 0
niz v6d6la, ze bude myslet a
jednat "a nj We velkem jejim
boiu zivotnim.
A Lulu take skutecn6 byla
TAX nilou a laskayou, re by sc
/, kazdy musel citit st'astnym~ Y
i jeji spoletnosti.
! Lashavost zdala sc z nj wy
chazet opravdu iako teplo
krbu a Leslie stuhle srdce me-
10 veru teplych tech paprsku
i tfeba.
"Jakmile budeme hotovy sc
snidani, pojedu tebou k pan
| Howardove," pravila Lulu, pc
+! davajic kousek cukru kanark6
.,vi, kterehoz vozila Ma cestacf
svych 8 sebou, "totiz. jsi-li o
pravdu ustanovena ma tom, j
ii do Ameriky."
4 "Jsem ma tom ustanovena {
/ lpravdu, neb mann k tomu pfi
ciny velike."
well, ma draha, rozhodn
sc sama. Pamatuj ale, re d.
, Ameriky jest daleka costa -
5 pax neZapomen, re kdybys I'll
staIa v Anglii. ze by's pfec je
! ste mohla byti mylady 81
Y Maar."
y ITO nikdy nemuze byt.
c "Kdybych ia byla st. Mau
. rem, nikdy bych SC te nevada
n Ia zvolala Lulu, pohlizeji
Ii ma nj velice meme a oddane
a Imyslic 81 pri tom, ze nikdy j
ste nevidela mic krasnejSih'
3 mic milostnejSiho nez ten cist.
J. nevinny oblicej 5 temi safir'
oGima a tim krasnyr
u zlatym vlasem.
n "Ncni to on, ienz sc mi
lie yZdaya - neSmite 81 to mysle
g. Lulu" odvetila Leslie siaby
; hlaSem. Vim to, re kdybyC
;i-I zuatala a vid6la 40. ze by 7
e. to bylo mnohem te5si, vykon
IT, svoji povinnoSt a ze by sc p
kousel vsemoznc o to, bych
dol neopouSt6la.
nu "Ano, Lulu, vim to. re m,
VI tax miluje, jSem 81 tohO jist
We ICim ale jistejsi jsem 81 vel
20 jeho l;lSky, tim vice jsem re
la, hodnuta nenechati pTijiti II
ez- tn hanbu. Nebylo by to spri
l,E ,ob,.io r. ~ ,ai.srn1o,
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pRONAJME Sc.

PRONAJME Sc byt bezdet-
nym manzeldm, aneb tficlenne
rodine, je o A pokojich, kou-
pelna, pdda, sklep, plyn, elek-
trika. Najem $40 mesicne. A
dressa sc sdeli v adm. t. |. lis
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dobre Srdce q KdyDy neDylol
mole tax prilis stfsndne, poku-
sila bych Sc vreleji dekovat,
nez jak cinin. Nemohu ale Lu-
lu, nemohu!"
A opet vytryskly Shy kras
nJch tech jejich ocf. Lulu wa
la il "a ruce a vrele je tiskla.
'Nechci zadnych dik1, ma
draha, neoplatila jsem jeste
ami muj duh tvemu stryci.,
Kdybych byla nemela jeho, by
la by re mne byvala chuda5
zpeva6ka We sboru jen. On po-.
mohl mi prave, kdyz jsem pfl-
tele nejvice potrebovala. On
predstavil mne lidu a on to byl
jenz utinil ze mne to, CO
jsem."
Nahle ustala V reci sve a
dala sc do smichu. "Vcera pii-
sci Sc ma mne podivati prime,
Leslie, skutecny prime, rusky
velko-vevoda. Neni to k zbla-
zn9ni. Opravdu Sc mi to Zda
byti nekdy al k neuv6feni.
-. "Zminila isem Sc tom, jen
abss vedela - jak to ma tom
svGt6 chodi a zaroven abys We
della, co pro mne stryc tvnj u
cinil. Kdyby on Sc byl o mne
nezajimal byla bych musela
nyni trapit sv6 nohy tancem
"a nekolik silinkd tydne, mi
sto koketovat s pr'inci velko-
knizaty. A phi tom phi vsem,
nebyla jsem s to duh muj mu
splatit q proto muslin no spla-
tit tobe."
Lulu byla velmi starostliva.
Vd6Gnost byla jednou z nejsil-
nejsfch pohnItek povaze jeji
jasne jeji beztoho oci ziri
ly leskem jeste vetsim, kdyz
mluvila 0 tom, CO jest povinna
staremu tomu uciteli hubby.
"Well, draha, nesmime sc Ii
v6ci prenahlit," pravila po
chvili. Ultra bude doBti caau
k rozhodnuti sc, zdali budes
chtit mou pritelkyni jeti, ma
draha. Znam dostatecne tveho
neodvisleho ducha, ze Jsem j.
sta, re stati budes ma tom, ha-
lit ST sama sve zivobyti, aneb
-
ooh. ano, ia bych radeji!'
Zvolala Leslie.
"Vim to, vim; nerekla jscm
ii, re to vim? Nuz, chceS-li by
ii tedy takto rozhodne ncodvl'
slou, bude neilepe, kdyz Il
predstavim sve pfitelkyni pan
Howardove. Jest to Anglican
ka a velice libeZna. Byvals
hereckou a sice peknou, ma
lou, dovednou hereckou. Ne
bude ii to vadit, Leslie?"
"Oh, he. Jak by mi to mohlt
vadit, kdyz Wy jste pfec tak'
herecka?"
"Ona Sc pred nekolika rok,
provdala, manzel jeji ale brz,
zemrel. Ackoli il zanechal do
bry prijem. rozhodla sc pre-
iiti do New Yorku, kdez ma n
kolik pratel. Oblibls 81 il, viz
to a ditko ono take. Nenl ar
pet roku stare, dobrc dite
tax hezounke.
"Nechci ale, aby's sc rol
hodla dnes V noci. Uses prllls
navena - pri!is dojata. Mus
sc drobet obcerstvit - jak kr
tie to pomyslenl, zc budu DC
tebe takovy cas-. Nyni Jdl a
do pestele pokus Sc zapom
nouti ty starosu We spanku.'
A chopic Sc zvonku, porut
la vstoupivsi Cerise. by prin
sla male obcerstveni a prlnu'
la Leslii k jidlu.
Ubohe diyce ncchtelo sc
toho, zdalo sc u, lahoby sc n
sela jidlem tim zaduslt, KID
il byla ale Lulu jeste laska
domiuvila, ulehcilo sc j
nekud pustila Sc do Jld
neb pro Dol a litost byla bs
II n II lIs.
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PRIME Sc divka, mocna
ceske Teci, v uradovne zubni-
no lekare. D. Kesslera, 562l
Broadway. LA
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PRODA Sc. LEVINE neb wy
meni "a vetsi m1j 5ti-pokojovy
uplne zachovaly domek, vel
ky sklep, puda a pekny velky
lot, ulice dlazdena zaplace-
ma. Toto jest prilezitost pro
malou rodinu. Haste sc v els.
3132 w. 43 St., blize Clark A
We. LIT
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slim, ze jest to tva sestra -
jest to nevlastni sestra jen ma
nejvyse a narozena nemanzel-
sky - nemyslela bych nikdy
ma takove pribuzenstvo TOM
to ohledu aspon.
"Jmenoyala jsem il sestrou
Cd te DOLBY, kdy byla jsem $ to
septat jmeno jeff a ona jest Sc
strou moji. Jest to dcera meho
otce - krev jeff proudi V mas
'obou a bylo by to velmi sobec-
ke, chtit to zapirat nyni. Ubo-
ha Giraldi!" vzdychla hlubo-
ka.
! well, tax hledis ma to ty -
|ja ale hledim ma to drobet il
max. Nehlede ale ami ma to,
jses dplne jista, ze jest to dite
tveho otce? Otcovstvi neZAko-
nitych deti nenf vzdycky dplne
jasne byla by to krasna vec,
kdyby po vsem tom ztroskota-
nj tveho stesti, po vSem tom
tvem sebezapfeni jsi jednoho
dine mela shledati, ze to ko-
necne tva sestra vubec nebyla.
Takove omyly Sc jiz staly."
i "Vim to. Zde ale neni zadne
moznosti nejakeho omylu. Jest
to jiste a beze vsi pochybno-
sti, ze jest Giraldi dcerou me-
no otce. Kdybyste il videla, re-
kla byste to. same, Lulu
Proc? Podoba se'ti tax We.
lice?"
/; "Ano. Ona jest o nekolik ro'
XII starsi nez ia, to ale mic ne.
della, jsem il velice podobna.'
"Hm, pax tedy jdi svojt
|vlastni cestou, pamatuj ale be
. slie, ze aCkoliv ii pomohu dc
Ameriky, prec ii neradim, tai
ucinit."
"Budu 81 vzdy pamatovat ne
lveskeru vasi lasku a dobroti
vost, Lulu
V temz okamzeni vstoupil;
}, Cerisa balickem poStovnim :
| ruce.
!, Byly to nejvice anglicke ca
sopisy.
1 "Odpust' mi ma chvili, LIE
: slie," pravila Lulu. "Musim We
? dGt, CO tam v Londyne delaJi.
eco tam v Londyne delaji,
: malo u Lulu vyznamu vlastn
, co delaji pti divadlech.
: Rychle prebihala sloupce &
vadelnich oznameni a zprav
zdajic Sc byti spokojena til
e co ella, chtela jiz list odlozii
[ kdyz nahodou shledla dole kr5
0 kou poznamku jakous, prav
0 pod zpravami redakcnimi.
4 ZapaliIa Sc a pax nahl
: zbledla.
: Oci jeji swiftly jak diva
hly.
o Leslie !" zvolala, Leslie
! "Ano, ma draha," pravila
to, vidouc velke pohnuti pr
ii telkyna. "Neni to snad nic Il,
o ho?"
al Lulu jiz Sc byla Ease opan
l. vala.
: "Neco Sc stale, co muze b,
I. ii pro mne velmi dulezitym
pravila tiSe. "Nemohu II II
co - ne nyni - jsem cestl
J. vazana. Jest to male jake
D. tajemstvi, dlouhe k Vyprav
ic vani. Leslie, nemohu Ii no a
a sdelit nyni vubec, jelikoz Jse
e. dala ma to sve slovo. Muslin
0, ale odebrati do Anglie a
i, hned."
o. "Hned?"
n, "Ano. Nesmim ztratit ami
kamziku. Cerisa must Zabal
ne vse potrebne prichystat
1t, sc mnou. Musim bytl V Lond
m ne dnes v noel, neideie zit
ch rano. Nezapomenu ale na tel
mi draha. pojedu X pani How'
at dove, mezitim CO CeriSa bu
20 balit podivam Sc, kdy je
no vlak. Ncmej strachu.
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PRIME Sc pan ma byt bez
stravy, zvlastni vchod, kamna
a koupelna X pouziti, elektri-
cke osvetleni. Haste Sc V els.
3711 E. 81. ul. u Fleet Ave.
LII
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PRiJMOU Sc solicitoii,
Zdvojnasobte sve sluzne neb
mzdu, pracujlce nami We va
sem volnem case. Podrobnost
poda vam Eagle Electric Sup
ply Co., 5S17 Broadway. :!
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PRODA Sc pekna farmick;

PRODA Sc pekna far1nicka
0 12ti akrech, pekny dun, ba-
ne, jest u meaSiho mestecka,
22 mil cd Clevelandu a kary
a dlazby. Jest tam / krava,
par koni, slepice, a veskere ho
spodarske naTadi. Cena $4,000,
polovic hotove. Vyborne misto
pro chow drIbeze. Nam pek-
ny vyb6r nrodnych farem cd
25 do 180 akr1. BlizSi ochot-
ne sdeli +. j. Picman, 12604
Miles Ave. LIT
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KAMNA z druhe ruky vsehc
druhu prodava a kupuje w.
ccIiSx-J oCcr II 40 O.
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PRODA Sc dobre zavedeny
cukroVinkovy obchod, cely
sklad a vSechno zarizeni. Mu-
81 byti hned prodan. Haste sc
" elsie 1904 Fleet Ave. LIS
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PRQNAJAE Sc byt o st

pokojich koupelnou ma Svec
Ave. Blizsi sdeli Tom. Suchy,
2465 E. 86 ul. Tel. Princeton
,e7c yu -
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SAMOHRACf PIANO Sc
proda pouze "a $450.0O hoto-
We. Bylo pouze 8 mesicu uziva-
ne. Haste sc v els. 4223 Sa-
ckett Ave. :?
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Zadame onu osobu, ktera
v nedeli odpoledne pfi "a
bave J. c. d. c. 100, vzala
kloboucek a Stucel ditete, by
veci ty odevzdala domovni-
ci V Ceske SIM Sokol do
tydnu, jinak uvefejnime
jm6no, neb jsme Sc dove
deli kdo to ma.
Zabavni vybor.
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CHAPTER XVI.
TIE 1 eotina Of zodanga.

The loottn0 OF ZooanVA'
As the great gate where ! stood
swung operf my fifty Thanks. headed
~ Tars Tarkas himself. rode In upon
their mighty thoats. ! led them to
re palace walls. which negotiated
eos,ly without assistance. Once In
slde. however, the gate gave me con-
adorable trouble. but finally was re-
warded by seeing 1t swing upon IFS
hinge hinges. and soon my fierce es-
mn was riding across the gardens OF
fhe ieddak Of Z0danga.
AZ we approached the palace / could
ID through the great windows OF the
nysf fioor into the brilliantly illumlnat-
/ Cd audience chamber Of Than kosis
The immense hall was crowded with
mobiles and their women, as though some
gmnortant function was in progress. At
one end or the chamber. upon massive
golden thrones encrusted with dia-
monfss, sat Than Kcsfs and his con-
sort surrounded by officers and digni-
taries Of state. Before them stretched
a broad aisle lined on either side witt
,nldiery and as looI-ed there esteref
this ssie at the far end Of the hall. thu
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head of a procession which advanced
to the foot Of the throne.
First there marched four officers OF
the jeddak's guard bearing huge sal
var on which repOsed, upon a cushion
Of scarlet silk, great golden chain
with collar and paddock at each end.
Then came more dignitaries, and the
officers of the palace and of the army,
and finally two figures entirely muf-
fed in scarlet silk, so that not a fea-
ture Of either was discernible. These
two stopped at the foot Of the throne,
facing Than Kosis. When the balance
Of the procession had entered and as
sumed their stations Than KOSis adj
dressed the couple standing before
him. I could not hear his words, but
presently two officers advanced and
removed the scarlet robe from one OF
the figures. saw that Kantos Kan
had failed in his mission, for 1t was
Sab Than, prince of Zodanga. who
stood revealed before me.
Than KOsis now took set Of the
ornaments from one of the salvers and
placed one of the collars Of gold about
his sons neck, springing the paddock
fast. After a few more words adj
dressed to San Than he turned to the
other figure, from which the officers
now removed the enshrouding silks,
disclosing to my now comprehending
view Dejah Thoris, princess of He'll
UNI.
As the ornaments were adjusted up
on her beautiful figure and her collar
of gold swung open In the hands OF
Than Kosis / raised my lOngsword
above my head and, with the heavy
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years ago you were instrumental in
bringing about the torture and death
Of a woman named Gozava. I have
Just discovered that the warrior who
loved that woman has learned Of your
part in the transaction. He may not
kill you, Sarkoja, 1t is not our custom,
but there Is nothing to prevent him
tying one end Of strap about your
neck and the other end to wild thoat,
merely to test your fitness to survive
and help perpetuate our race. Having
heard that he would do this on the
morrow, I thought 1t only right to
warn you, for am just man. The
river Iss is but a short pilgrimage,
Sarkoja. Come, John Carter"
The next morning Sarkoja was gone,
nor was she ever seen after.
In silence we fastened to the jed
dak's palace, where we were immedi-
ately admitted to his presence; In fact.
he could scarcely wait to see me and
was standing erect upon his platform
glowering at the entrance as I came in.
.Strap him to that pillar" ne
shrieked. 1--WE shall see who 1t Is
dares strike the mighty Tai Hatus.
Heat the irons; with my own hands l
shall burn the eyes from his head that
he may not pollute my person with his
! vile gaze"
"Chieftains Of Thank" cried, turn
ing to the assembled council and ig-
noring Tai Hajus. Il have been chief
among you, and today have fought
| for Thank shoulder to shoulder with
her greatest warrior. You owe me, at
least, a hearing. have won that much
today. You claim to be Just people"
"Silence," roared Tai Hiatus. "Gag
the creature and bind him as, COM
mand."
.Justice, Tal Hajus," exclaimed Lor-
uuas Ptomel. "Who are you to set
aside the customs Of ages among the
Tharks?"
ayes. Justice" echoed a dozen
voices, and SO, while Tai Hajus TUNED
and frothed, continued.
! "You are a brave people and you
love bravery, but where was your
mighty jeddak during the fighting to
| day? / did not see him In the thick
of battle; he was not there. He rends
defenseless women and little children
in his lair. bur how recently has one
| Of you seen him fight with men? Why
even /, d midget beside him. felled him
/ with single blow Of my fist. Is 1t OF
such that the Thanks fashion theh
jeddaks? There stands beside me now
great Thank, mighty warrior and
noble man. Chieftains, how sounds
Tars Tarkas, Jeddak Of Tharkf
A roar Of deep-toned applause greet
ed this suggestion.
ut but remains for this council K
command. and Tai Hajus must prove
i his fitness to rule. Were he Z brav'
man he would, invite Tars Tarkas 2
combat, for he does not love him, By
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TEMPUs TUcIT.

The traveller raced his fastest to tne
one-horse railway station and missed
the train by the most vexatious o'
narrow margins.
"When is the next train in that d.
rection? he asked. pointing to the
receding cars.
Tomorrow" answered the stauon
agent.
"At what timer
"Jest one minute sooner than flgns
now."-American Legion Weekly.
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nrone Fou8ut 0isSS NS@" W.
Dejah Thoris.
hilt. shattered the glass Of the great
window and sprang into the midst OF
the astonished assemblage. With q
bound 1 was on the steps Of the plat
form beside Than Kosis, and as he
stood riveted with surprise, brought
my longsword down upon the golden
chain that would have bound De1ah
Thoris to another.
In an instant all was confusion;
thousand drawn swords menaced me
from every quarter, and Sab IMAM
sprang upon me with jeweled dagger
he had drawn from his nuptial orna-
ments. could have killed him as cas-
ily as might fly, but the age-old
custom Of Barsoom stayed my hand,
and, grasping his wrist as the dagger
few toward my heart, held him as
though in q wise and with my long
sword pointed to the far end OF the
hall.
"zodanga has fallen" I cried.
eLook! 800
All eyes turned in the direction l
had Indicated. and there, forging
through the portals Of the entrance
way rode Tars Tarkas and his hfty
warriors on their great thoats.
A cry of alarm and amazement
broke from the assemblage, but no
word of fear, and in moment the
soldiers and mobiles of Zodanga were
hurting themselves upon the advancing
| Thanks.
Thrusting Sab Than headlOng from
| the platform, 1 drew Dejah Thoris TO
| my side. Behind the throne was mar
row doorway and in this Than kosis
now stood facing me, with drawn
longsword. In an instant we were en-
gagged. and I found no mean antago-
| mist.
AS we circied upon the broad plat
form l saw Sab Than rushing up the
steps to aid his father, but as he raised
his hand to strike. Dejah Thoris
| sprang before him and then my sword
found the spot that made Sab Than
ieddak Of Zodanga. As his father
rolled dead upon the floor the new
ieddak tore himself free from De1an
Thoris' grasp aud again we faced each
other. He was soon Joined by q guar
tet of. officers and, with my back
against a golden throne, I fought cuce
again FOR Dejaf Th0ris.
Calling to her to get behind me
worked my way toward the little door
way back of the throne, but the Off
GERS realized my intentions aud TIRES
of them sprang In behind me ane
! blocked my chances for gaining pc
sition where l could have defendet
Dejah Thoris against an army o.
swordsmen.
| The Thanks were having their hand'
full in the center OF the room, and
. began to realize that nothing short o.
a miracle could save Dejah Thoris and
myself. when saw TaTs Tarkas surg
| ing through the crowd of pigmies tina
swarmed about him. With one swim,
Of his mighty lorgsword he laid
| dozen corpss at bis feet. and 30 b
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Unreasonable Suggestion.

"What will prevent your wife from
going through your clothes at ntghtY'
asked the citizen who Is always tell
ing his troubles.
slave you ever tried going nome
without emf" asked his unsympa'
thetic friend. "There are no pockets
In B. v. DIS or union suits.
mingham Age-Herald.
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Halloween.

The celebration Of Halloween dates
back to antiquity. 1t was 'holidIs
combining classic mythology, Druitlic
beliefs and superstirions Of that far.
away time. The change to a social
anniversary was gradual and finally
became recognized time for general
merrtMeht
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He Paid for II, Though.

He Paid for Il, Though.
Mrs. Myles-That's an awruily
shabby suit your husband Is wearing.
Mrs. Styles-I know 1t.
Doesn't he ever buy any ne"
clOthesw
why, certainly he does"
"Why don't you make him wear
'em, then"
Don't be silly. How do you THINK
he'd look in my clothee?"
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Pursued bv the clrps Father.

Pursued by the Girls father.
II suppose you marry lot of elop-
ing couples, squire. Quite source Of
income, eh?"
Eyes: I git S. for marryin' each
couple. an they come In such darned
haste l allus fine 'em $40 or more for
speedin'."
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"Do you think the world Is growing
better and wiser"
EYES," replied Mr.. Growchef. "Au
I'm afraid Of Is that the world Will
become so completely interested In
abstract questions Of morality and
wisdom that it'll neglect the plain or
binary industry necessary to keep It
going"
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orloin a Manitoba.

/ The name Manitoba sprang from the
union Of two Indian words. Mantle
1.-THE Great Spirit), and Waba (the
"narrows'' Of the lake). This strait
was sacred place to the Crees and
Saulteurs, who called them "Manito-
Waba," or the "Great Spirits Mar
rows"
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He'd Overheard.

you've never heard my wife sing. I
believe" said the man who was proud
Of what he was pleased to call his bet
ter halfs accomplishments.
"Of course have" replied his gruff
old neighbor. "You don't suppose we
can keep our windows closed all the
time, do your"
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Prob,Iy Thus.

"This Teller Daniel, Professor
The Daniel who went into the
lions den?"
.Yeah-him. just wanted t ask,
was he already married and didn't
care, or was he training for itr"
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aeSeo.
Stella-rm going to get Hudson
seal.
May-My, but your appetite Is de-
veloping can remember when you
we're daffy about Columbia river
salmon.-Cartoons Magazine.
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Erenxled Finance.

Crawford-HOw In the world did
you manage to get square with your
landlord?
Crabshaw-I got him to take my
old car for the rent.
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one Of the Old School

Beggar Ito absent-minded professor|
Please help poor man with few
pennies.
Professor livery courteously handing
him a dollar)-I must beg your par
don. sir. for not having any small
change in my possession.
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THE EXCEPTION.
= mo gentlemen would lie about his
golf score"
Certainly not-unless. OF course,
he was quite sure that no other gen
tleman was in position to prove
the falsehood Of his statements"