The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-01
by Lucius Wolcott Hitchcock

Ing anybody ~ his EranGId tH'r y ~
homo Ito found his mother and rather
entertaining one Of his unc!es. ole -
his aUu'S. two uf his grrai-uncteS' one
OF his Gr"at-a"";s and one or MS
ErowD-up cousins at couple OF car"
tables: and he proved 10 b" warranted
IN believing that they would all liz" I"
know what he had heard. NeW'Sn" :
statement became Qu'e
throughout the family: and Jnla' WI"
had perceived almost 4 sacred some
,,I,,,,I 49,. ,,in, or,,r hearing how
differently the words sounded III mus
ng repetition at short Intervals ny H''
q, old rnclr Joe.
Her nice" th"uSH' pF'r'r 10 Ft',' ~.
her OF This today. AFTER JuiEA protest
cuuccIa!nS thu too moderately HoHiSS-
sjonll word ";l.rcc."
..
II you don't wan: 50 many OF en-
Florence continued. reasoning perfect
". "1 don't seq what You always keep
,-,l,,,. al - I'm, IN nh ,nc tive lust
the same for"
"Wbo baye ,pu beard Sa$ias that
r.,,r.,c.a,, rar ,ypt dema,dn,..
:. ,,.
AUNT Fanny Patterson fIo''''~e
replied aOSenllS. II instance NHhN
,,,,ta don., ..a vna, YOU want to &c
;.h >,,,,.,,I So,dsrs FOR
""'N'"s WIN ->'" '"'," 80 ,.,sn,I Iva
when you said yourse't you "|S"'u no
,vas dead or somep'n. after there go to
-, - ,oIt. g., ,ha f,nlv md cvrrv-
~ 49, ~, " ,.,., nj ,ho, obru.
"aere ABOUT MS S"! !" a., ''' -,
The Bible when You huft your '"u""' y
AL the famiIy----'
.r.r,. az ,,,i-, .or
inc iRmilS wo"lV uS W ,t S,it" H.SiIo
themselves TOT JusS ,,, tt,,a snis.
lhereS enlTe!N too MI Ia,,, ,',,'t - 49,.
correctness among my re'o''''s u >"''
Florence looked nu%z.rd Pug pISTe -;
S TO mean S%nH TSre SS" Nth curiSsty
mean. Florence. ~.
oh. do yog think they are; l rtgS.
for once. Aunt Julia, hecatse and
Cousin Herbert were getting NJ Il the,
atre in Herbert,s attic. ana Il was ruined
because Aunt Hattie and a.! az enl---
Il included YOU ana her1ort. satu
Julia. YEARLY. You and Herbert eS-
pecially.'
Florence was hur:. Well, | and Her
bert cans help being related :" You, can
we. Aunt Julia? And X you no ON 70
marry anybody ne d ne anu herp9rI
uncle. wouldn't he. guess IL YOU 100"
at It that way. we certainly S"t IL per
feet riEht To ,
Il can understand children being UNI
srammstical." sand Julia. hut l cant
understand their bcinS allowed TO DO 50
sentimental"
Again her niece was puzzled. sent =
mcutal" she rCrcaied. Why rs only
because you're related - US that and
Herbert pay any attention - what E'eS
on here. lis our. own grand ethcr :
house. isn't II" Well. II YOU didat HNH
here. and II you wasn't our own grand
fathers daughter. Aunt Julia ""
wouldn't ever pay tne very ,S.i-mt'HL a. -
G,n III III ,bsss rs1n's tba, k"rm roliin.,
on y1us-anvway no, h4ls Us much a.
, Herbert does. Herbert thinks he always
has TO 49, SO critical no" ms voice -
e"aPpS'W y1ur acc" soid Julia. continuing
70 nrcss hSr point, my mind was on my.
schoolbooks especially Enrlisn gram
mar; AGO., ,.,,:.. ,ro,,.
cra;n,"J IN Fro,,; srirrri4o "G-,ndnn
saws lust the Opposite from that. I've
heard him say. time and time and tim.
again. you always w'r" tnS way. ever
sinGS you We're 800 oIH a..
"Iixe Won are nov Aunt Julia. Grand
"a says by the time YOU were ii 1t
80 bad nc had TO get now front Eat".
%" way lney le'msu OF, u; ~" say ~
~. ,,s.,Ce j., bIs Hup bNnsa hut h.. saws
:
uEclonS day can hc---
kno"' ~. '' w. 49, ~, w.
% %nS III IT. ~ r, "a, ~" ,o,, ~
ence. He saws that either you or Her
bert was over h'r" Yesterday aut uss1
his house sptCtaclCs 10 cut m2EaG'nc
IN, am ~ uhS wv ~ "o ,l,I, -
br,s o., nvo- :,
an ,nust hnE. boon Herbert broke
ON, said Florence nrorno,lv
"p,,a ,h,nrs :, ,ras voi, Kitty 81.
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n''". o,T 49,. ',,u 49,, 60,
'u"."S |" 90 o..ss'' ,',y y,,,. M",,.
SeIersl!' "''t' e'"''"i," N'..
XII H'c C'oeN' an" }, = o",f d
I quarter OF TWO NOW -N""' '"'., "''''
are YOU walt'n around h''' Tor
I tod YOU: I'm Eo.ns walking.
: I mean-"h no VITA.
Miss Atwater permitted herself
light moan. with Mr.. sanders ana
Mr.. E!dgely. Florence,
Elorence's eyes grew largo and eager
why, Aunt Julia. I thought those cwo
didn't speak 80 each other any more
"Thev don't" JuI!a nsa"nted IN n lIta.
lass yoics 1T ius, happcned that Mr.
sanders and Mr. Rldc.Iy ana Mr.. Dill
all ,b-os asked mo r. ;nkc = walk this
nr,orroon a, .wo o'clock"
"put Noble MI ism. going I. YOU saw
= ">-," cold MT, ~ wos fortunate
o,orrh % ra,,cmba- thar -. ALREADY
,,ra,,Is,s scrnsnrn .isa chen no asked
w.. T,h,,.. ~, 7 Jydn', rcmcnbo-
! Who, ~ pr1rcI,. ,skcI ne"
"r.d 49, ,,onn ,,ith TrbIr Dill" Flor