Arizona republican., 1921-07-24

Lumbe and
 Located in the United States of America.
 Located in the State of Arizona
 Located in the city of Phoenix, yes located in Phoenix, Arizona, means located in the best place on Earth Where can you go and find a country like we have here eh? The thousands of acres of rich farming land around here, stocked with cows pigs ducks rats, cats and other live animals. And then comes the great mines, loaded with cop- per- iron, silver and gold-that stuff pops out on top of the ground. Next is the wonderful pine forest the great sawmills at Flagstaff, that cut hundreds of thousands of feet of lumber every day. l got little of that stuff right here-about million feet of it rolled right into the yard; that much saved for you That isn't all I ship lumber anywhere, the railroad track running into my yard makes direct connections with Buckeye, Casa Grande, Tempe, and all other leading cities of the United States and Canada. No trouble for me to sell lumber. Times are good. That's why I sell cheap, cheap, cheap and sell lots of it. And 1 say once more cheap. Just look at my price list in the classified columns, For Sale Miscellaneous, or you can call here for price list. Then you will see, and buy your lumber from me.
 I deliver the goods. Pretty soon we will have good roads all over this state; then my lumber will move to different parts of the world Tn hurry. 1 say good roads Is the stuff. Some kick to beat the band on this road bond business. Yes, few months ago one lady taxpayer was explod- ing about the money she had to pay for taxes Tn time Oh, it's terrible, she said, to pay money like that. The roads good enough for anyone as they are. 1 want to build houses with my money. What would a little Broom house cost of cheap lumber? says about $250.00. Well, that suits me alright, she said. And you show me one like you are going to build for me? Sure, says 1, just have seat and will send home for my Nash touring car, and take you out In the country a few miles. Fine and dandy, she says. It will be just nice ride. Why, certainly enjoy country ride. We'll, just give myself hint to give this young woman little of her medicine. So we started off in my Nash, and she suggested to stop on the way and take her nelghbOr friend along. Certainly, says 1, as l intended to give them good ride, I stopped at Five Points and stuck few bottles of Budweser my hip, my old standby, and on we went down to Six Points and over the Black Canyon road. Along we fly few miles, and I notice my radiator was steaming looking. I had no water. You see I got away excited and never looked at my water or oil But what to do now, away from town, eh? My old Budweiser on my hip did the business 1 broke their necks, poured them in my Nash front elevation, and she at once acted differently. Off we went, at rate of speed, no record of; but believe me, if any of you ever go over that Black Canyon road at rate of speed I went, you will wish you stayed at home. I happened to hit the biggest holes on the road, but the stimulants l gave my old Nash did the business. Why she went wild at times. Why l hit bridge along the road mile before l got to it. and my good road folks in the rear never said word But when I got to the Arizona canal, then she let up little, and look to see if any one was left in the rear seat. Yes sure enough, there they were, all out of wind, hats the floor, shoes smashed up, pocketbook lost miles back broke, nervous system given away, down-hearted, all on account of little drive. And pretty soon they broke the news and said: Why MT. Ohlrau, what in the world do you mean, driving like that. It's wonder to me that you didn't smash your Nash car all up and killed us all.
 there before like this have rough appreciate smooth favorte road and admit good Now take the little house want the Indian School Well the job building house at the There Officials right for not knowing whats
 
 yourself leaf do the best git alright the privilege voting for them shake the sufnGs out
 
 F. OHLRAU.
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