The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-06-08
The Diary of a Pale Blue Ass.


- June 4-HoN long has it been since this
Journal Of Asinity received an entry? Only q
week? 1t seems year. The events Of those
missing days alas!-may never be re-
corded! An ordinary diary could not contain
them. STILL this isn't an ordinary diary.
H.. The Lincoln Highway is a wonderful road
put Its charms are negligible when one runs
out OF gas or the carburetor connection breaks.
silly things, carburetor connections. / must
write to Henry about them. Wrote part
lot Mondays colyum this afternoon. Rather
enjoyed it, though pretended not to- Home
early.
June Sup late. leisurely shave To
the ONCE at II to finish the colyum. Should
have gone to church, Of course; but where is
there more restful place than a newspaper
ONCE on Sunday? There one may repent of
ones past sins without interruption-or exhor-
tstion. save that Of ones conscience. A con.
science ts lively little exhorter IL one brt
attunes the inner ear. To bed early.
June e-Up early ana to the polling place
70 east an emphatic vote for the county roads
proposition am sure know all there is to
know about Rock Island county roads but
dislike to SIT down on a hard. chair to tell any
one about them. Besides, anyone who has ira
1ersed them in nivver knows they speak and
speak loudly, for themselves VISITED =
boy friend tonight who has been bedridden for
I'VE months: He is soon to set forth on the
oe.utIui adventure Life and Death. the
Twin mysteries To bed, wondering
June up at s Shaved Darned Nuisance
why DO men have Whiskers! They are no more
many ma on t nat account To the ONCE wonder
ing what Floyd Thompson 10 thinking about
this morning. can guess what Bill Thomn-
son thinks-when he does Always snanscta,
no was bit thoughtless Dry dav Homs
early. AAo"e
| >. ITS the little things in honeefv ~.
counts. begins one Of those Diosenes yarns -
me monmouth Atlas. We shall not ouote ina
Roy. ' o'sA' :" lornisn the
FISHING For Judge Green f,aieshu..
Republican Register.
Whofs? And what sort of bait is he using
We Cxn Recommend Pleasant womaa.
| uo! !EIom the Quincy Whig-Journall
and four children. Woman wanted to
COOK and take general care of the
mouse and children, at Hannibal, Mo.
good home for . pleasant woman
and Z good hcusekseper Address.
George H. VESSEL, r. r. No. 2. Han.
"a Z. STAY Of Decatur, Who drives an anto.
mobile. had 10 accident IA Springfield t,oths,
dax: but. contrary TO ltd moticker, didn't Xii
lsnypooy. instead he tried 70 argue with a
SUNSHINE,
The ardent laugh d tie sunshina strss,,
Anoles my heaft 70 Z radiant kioH.
There songbitds Waken to greet iii eieam.
10 lie renewed. loves lilies blow.
r the psnstr.nt warmth Of it,. dancing beams
Unbound. joys rivulets freely hov 'e-1'e
~ soul drinks deen Of il ,vitSi streans
fns rapture OF sunshine. know, know!
A. CAPRIcCIO.
THE Police reporter xAs ds,iysfils n I'm.
nFomptu address yestsrdas afternoon concern-
daily hsAd. This fragment was vas,sa ne y.
our lnattentive ear: !" and then ths: 49,
day they'll come around and say. .BovS, ~cn.
rases are wa;sed'!" o''' soo1
Dsss ~ hsas "a. ala me-, Ar.aar,
tAHnur Brisbane IL the Dubuque Times-
!. sfranse that with V today. a il VA.
N ancient Egypt where the cast vas
Worshipped. thsrs. - no cat eubsfituta h
rate and mike killing.
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT 10 BE SAN
Sir: Rev. N. T. Brandyberry lives is M,f.n.
Ell. $. D. u he any relation to Genera i BIZ
sudski! Could the ecclesiastical .sn.Ss, ~,
nave been rnised ON the site Of the Battie "a
Brahdywfne? Bottle-Sc6rrsd veterShs niessa
answer And did yop know, that Rev. ~ =
Canary isst4ss IN lndi1Nxt6iis! WhSf,s yrisr
MARBLE about this bird! cAIiioPE
CAPITAL sad labor. intones. Char,,.
Schwab. must work hand in hand IN fhis corrs
Try. and = working hand "a hand as nsvet
bo6ure." Ae'sf
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