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Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1921-10-07

The cache has been found by two
men who were trapping coyotes and
the story of the find brought to We.
natchee.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
LYNNE-CONNER

Conner, Sept. 8.-Dillon Graham of
lakeland, spent last week with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. L. NJ. Graham,
at Conner.
DR.. Percy Lisk of Fort Mccoy was
at Conner last week, paying profess
sional visits.
Mrs. P. T. Randall was visitor to
the county seat Monday.
Mrs. C. D. Jenkins and daughter,
Hazel of Jacksonville. have returned
home after delightful visit to Mrs.
r. L. Randall.
Oliver and Mervine Randall of La
Gotta, are at work constructing a
greenhouse for the purpose of grow
ing asparagus for market.
Walter Sewell spent the weekend
at home and left Saturday for Oviedo,
accompanied by Davis Long.
/. P. Stevens returned Tuesday from
visit to Orlando.
Mrs. Henry Heineman and little
girl, Geneva. are at home again after
visit to friends at Tavares.
Miss Nellie Stevens left Saturday
for Sanford for continued visit with
her sister, Mrs. Willie Sewell.
Miss LYDIA Cordrey has gone to An
thony. where she will attend the high
school this year.
C. B. Rogers has returned from a
visit to Daytona.
Miss Margaret Johnson of Fort
Myers is spending a short time with
Miss Martha Powell at her fathers
trrpentine camp.
H. G. Shealy. county superinten-
dent of public instruction, was here
Monday in the interest of the propos-
ed consolidation of schools.
DIR. and Mrs. A. H. Wingo are re-
turning this week from three week
vacation spent at different points in
Georgia.
Miss Alberta Carlton of Jackson
vile, spent two weeks recently with
her grandparents. Mr.. and Mrs. Ora
ham.
Lonnie Randall and his mother,
hrs. Tom Randall and sister,: Miss
Lula Randall, went to Ocala yester-
day.
Hull Atwater was visitor at Con-
ner Saturday and Sunday.
Jack Powell was a business visitor
in 0cala yesterday.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
NEW DUMMY POLICE FORCE

Tie city is replacing the work
worn concrete dummy police that have
borne so patiently the knocks of the
public The relief force is going to
be better able to withstand the rough
treatment that has been the lot of all
their predecessors. They start with
foundation about three feet below
the surface of the street and are con-
strueted of concrete reinforced with
steel rods. The exterior base viii be
about the size of the present dummies
but it viii be stationary anad is to be
topped with light standard and light
very similar to the standards of the
white way on the square. Woe be unto
the careless autoist who tries to run
over one of the new traffic force. for
these new "cops" are invincible.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
PRINE-BLITCH

Thursday morning at IL o'clock, at
the Ocala Baptist parsonage, Dennis
NJ. Prime of Blitchton, and Miss Agnes
Oda Bitch, also of Blitchton. became
husband and wife, the ceremony be-
ing read by DIR. Charles L. Collins.
Guests present included B. R. Bitch
and wife, B. c. Bitch and wife,
Roland and Fenton Bitch and Master
Bernard Bitch and Miss Theresa
Brush, of Cedar Key, an intimate
friend of the bride.
The contracting parties are well
known at Blitchton, where they have
large circle of friends by all of
whom they are most highly esteemed
and who will extend to them heartiest
good wishes. The groom is pursuing
course IN agriculture at the Univer-
sit yof Florida and he will return
there. accompanied by his bride, for
the opening of the school year next
week.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
A NEW BARBER SHOP

Mr.. Stirling Hooper, who for sew
eral years has run his popular barber
shop and beauty parlor on Fort King
avenue, has expanded his business
and opened up a branch shop to take
care of his growing trade. Mr.. Hooper
has rented part of the room north of
the H. B. Masters store and has put
in a very neat and attractive shop. In
front there is a never-tiring electric
sign that tells US where we may i'm
prove our looks without resorting to
unsatisfactory safety devices. Mr..
Hooper has at present only one chair
ard one barber in his new shop, but
just as soon as new equipment arrives
another chair and barber will be add
ed to take care of the trade that is
already flowing into the new location.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mrs. Claude Gates and two children
of Miami. arrived in Ocala yesterday
afternoon to spend a month at the
home of Mrs. Gates brother, Mr.. Will
bur Smith, and family. Mrs. Smith 5
youngest sister, Mrs. Van K. Eber-
wine, formerly Miss Lillian Smith,
who has been here several days, will
return today or tomorrow to her home
in Miami. Mr.. Eberwfne couldn't do
without her any longer, so came after
her.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

DIR. and Mrs. A L. Blalock and chill
dren. Emaline. Maury and William of
Madison. arrived in Ocala yesterday
for a visit until Friday at the home of
DIR. and Mrs. Blalock's son. Mr.. j. ].
BIalock, and family. Mr.. James Bla-
lock, who has been in the city all sum-
mer, working for his brother, will re-
turn to Madison with his parents,
60 attend school
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
BELLEvIEw


Belleview. Sent. 7.-Several of our
people attended the Eastern Star pic
mic at Silver Springs Wednesday aft
ernoon- Among them were Mr.. F. E
Martin, Mrs H p. Monroe. Mrs J. 7.
Hames and Mrs Sam Millican- All
report having had a very pleasant
afternoon and evening.
Quite a number attended the NOV
ing picture. FLASHES of Action" last
Wednesday night in Ocala from here
Mr.. and Mrs. Brown moved into
the Butterworth cottage last week.
Mrs. Jim Shedd left Wednesday for
atlanta, to see her brother. Mr.
holland, who is very i'll.
Mr.. and Mrs. Evans of Fruitland
Park, and son-in-law and daughter,
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson and two little
girls were guests at the home of Mrs.
Walter Nelson Tuesday. Flossie and
her parents used to live here and we
were very gladJto see them again.
Mr.. Therman B. Rothschild and
bride of New York city. came Satur-
day and are guests of the formers
sister, Mrs. Guy A. Smith.
Miss Ellie A. Tremere left Satur-
day for a visit with relatives in Geor-
gia.
Mrs Matte Jones returned home
Saturday from a visit with her son,
Harry in West Virginia.
Miss Belle Stroble of Shady is the
guest of Mrst Isaac Nichols this week.
1 Mr.. and Mrs. E. LaChance were
home from New Smyrna over Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. V. D. P. Pratt, Miss
Beulah Van Meter and Eugene Hardi-
son are spending few days at Smith
Lake.
We are very sorry to hear that
Mrs. J. A. Freeman was taken to the
Ocala hospital a few days past and
hope she may recover soon and be
able to return home.
4 Mr. Thomas L. Hames was home
over Sunday from New Smyrna.
Mr.. and Mrs. Allan Mason and lit
tie Ruth of Sanford were guests OF
Mr.. o. NJ. Gale few days this week.
Rev. Martin of Island Grove deIiv-
cred two very interesting sermons at
the Baptist church last Sunday.
. A number of our young folks at
tended the ball game in Leesburg
! Monday.
School began here Monday with q
good attendance and we are glad to
see our teachers, Miss Clara Ledbet-
: ter and Mrs. Matchett back again.
: Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Seller and little
: son of Oak, were guests of Mrs. Viii
Abshier Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Louis Weihe were bus.
: mess callers in Ocala Tuesday.
Miss Mary A. Gale returned home
Tuesday from her vacation spent il
Vermont.
Mr. H. B. Monroe was elected
} mayor of our little town Tuesday.
Mr. Phillips and family have moved
from the John Ashworth place t.
Mrs. Pelot's residence.
DR.. Mcclellan and little daughter
] Jdarita, are visiting in Bronson thii
7 week.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mr.. J. C. Jackson of Miami is in the
city visiting his wife and daughters.
Mrs. jackson has been in the city for
several weeks, a guest of her daugl-
tiers, Miss Margaret Jack and Mrs. R.
T. Stroud.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
ODD FELLOWS

Tulula Lodge No. %. l. o. o. F.,
meets every Tuesday evening at 8
o'clock at the Odd Fellows hall Il the
third story of the Gary block. A
warm welcome always extended to
listing brothers.
F. W. Ditto, N. G.
Frank G. Churchill, Secretary. ;
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Now is the time to SOW many of the
flower seeds for early fall, and our
new supply is here. Biting & Phil
lips, druggists and seedsmen. Phone
424. West side of square. 18-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Miss Agnes Burford will leave next
Wednesday to take up her studies at
Randolph Macon College. Lynchburg,
Va. Miss Burford will sail with
friends from Jacksonville on Mer-
chants & Miners Line boat to Balti-
more.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

You are going to buy at HAIR
GRAVES Cash and Garry Store be
cause there you'll save money. 807 S
Lime st. 27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mrs. Sylvan McElroy of Orlando,
accompanied her mother, Mrs. John
Dozier, to 0cala Tuesday and will re-
main with her until she improves.
Friends will be glad to learn that
Mrs. Dozier's condition is somewhat
better today than it has been for the
past three days.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Buy your bread at the U-Serve
Stores. Large loaf II cents. Small
loaf 8 cents. One east and one west
of public square. set
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAs

Ocala Lodge No. 49, Conventions
held every Monday evening at 7:30
o'clock at the castle hall A cordial
welcome to visiting brothers.
w. w. Rilea, C. c.
Chas K Sage. K. of R. & S
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

The lowest average grocery costs
are to be found at HARGRAVES
Cash and Garry Store. 807 South Lime
street, 27-n
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Uneeda Biscuit lie. per package
with a pound of bulk crackers at reg
ular prices. Farmers Exchange
Store. 30-10t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Uneeda Biscuit 1c. per package
with a pound of bulk crackers at reg
ulars prices. Farmers Exchange
Store. 30-10t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Miss EDNA Supple of the CONNER
cial Bank. has gone north on vaca-
ton. Her place in the bank is being
filled by Miss Mary Bryce.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Everything in the line of house fur
nishings may be found here. New fur
niture exchanged for old if desires
Theus Brothers. Phone IS. 23-1m
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
wooDMEN OF THE WORLD

Fort King Camp No. Ia meets at
Z. of P. hall at 7:30 p. m. every sec
ond Friday evening at 8 o'clock. Visit
ing sovereigns are always welcome.
H. B. Baxter, c. c.
Chas. K. Sage. clerk
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Uneeda Biscuit l cent per package
with a pound of bulk crackers at reg
ular prices. Farmers Exchange
Store. 30-10t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mr.. j. w. Akin leaves Saturday for
Barnwel1, Ca, to visit Mrs. Akin and
old friends in his former home. Mrs.
Akin will return home with him.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Let us exchange your old furniture
for new We can furnish you every
thing for your home. Theus Brothers.
Phone 10. 23-1m
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Miss Elizabeth Hooker will enter
tain at her home this afternoon the
weekly meeting of the members of the
T. A. G. club.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

FOR Household goods: two
beds, springs and mattresses; two
large oak rockers, one library table,
dressers, washstand, dining table,
four chairs to match; baby crib, re-
frigerator, Hoosier kitchen cabinet,
two 9x12 art squares, three small
rugs, window shades. This furni-
ture is all new and made of heavy
CHARTERED oak Will sell cheap for
cash. Buyer can rent the three
rooms if wanted at $3.50 per
month. Call at No. 40 N. Sanchez
street. it
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Misses Margaret and Mamie Taylor
and their niece, Miss Martha Taylor,
will leave the first part of next week
for visit to points in North Caro-
lima.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

w. K. Lane. NJ D., physician and
surgeon, specialist eye. ear, nose and
throat. Office over 5 and 10 cent store.
Ocala. Fla. Adv.-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

DIR. and Mrs. R. T. Weaver have
returned from an automobile trip
to Dade City and home by way of Or
lando.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mrs. Mamie Hall has returned home
from months stay in North Caro-
lima. Her friends are glad to see her
home again.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Uneeda Biscuit 1c. per package
with pound of bulk crackers at reg
ular prices. Farmers Exchange
Store. 30-10t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Buy your bread at the U-Serve
Stores. Large loaf IL cents. Small
loaf 8 cents. One east and one west
OF public square. SGT
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
MARIoN.DuNN MASONIC LonGE

Marion Dunn Lodge No. 10. F & A.
NJ, meets or the first ano third
thursday evenings of each mouth al
8 o'clock until further notice
J. R. Dey. W. NJ
B. l. Adams. Secretary.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Buy your bread at the U-Serve
Stores. Large loaf IL cents. Small
loaf 8 cents. One east and one west
of public square. 5-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mr.. Robert Hall leaves to take W
his studies at Washington-Lee Uni
versity on the 10th of this month.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

The most delicious light rolls and
cinnamon rolls fresh every day at
Carriers Bakery. 15-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

r. D. Zetrouer of Geiger was a
welcome visitor to the Star office yes
terday.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
OcALA OCCURRENCES

If you have any society items for
the Star, please call five-one.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

The U. d. C. will meet tomorrow
afternoon at four o'clock at the resi-
denec of Mrs. R. G. Blake
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Bring your old bicycle in and trade
it in on a new one Easy payments
for the rest. B. F. Condor. SGT
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mr.. VIM. H. Fuller of Jacksonville,
il in the city visiting relatives.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. F. Younge and
daughter have returned home from a
visit to Tampa.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

There's no extra charge for clean
ing your fish at the City Fish Market.
Phone 158. tt
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Test our delivery service when you
want FRESH meat. just call phone
LOB. Main Street Market. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Miss Edith Hines of Bradentown is
in the city, on a visit to her uncle,
Mr.. j. w. Akin.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mrs. L. H. Van Engelken is enjoy
ing a yiist at Hendersonville, N. c.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mr.. William Hall will leave on the
18th for the Kentucky Military Insti-
tute, where he studied last year.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mother-your salvation. Wonder
Hose at .Fishel's. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

FOR RENTING furnished rooms
for light housekeeping, close in.
Phone 116. SGT
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mrs. James Nicholas is now able to
sit up and be around a little each day.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

For fresh meat call phone 10s. Main
Street Market. tt
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Nice assortment of White Middies
at FISHEL'S. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Pretty line of new Skirts at
FISHEL'S. tt
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Richie have as
their guests the formers mother,
who has been spending some time in
Orlando.
Received fresh today apples. celery,
p:ums, peaches, pears, grapes at the
Fort King Confectionery. 1t
DR.. E. G. Peek writes that he is
having a fine time in Chicago, as well
as a profitable visit. but at the same
time he. Mrs. Peek and the children
are all anxious to return to the city
and their friends They are expected
home on the 18th of this month.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
RETIRE YOUR CAR

Fifty 32x31s tires. Standard make.
While they last, SIS. Mack Taylor,
Ocala, Fla. Phone 34s. Tot
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for
light housekeeping. Splendid for
school girls. Can furnish room for
six girls. Phone 23s or call at "a
n. Sanchez street. Cot
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Potato chips at U-Serve Stores, one
east and one west of square. 9-St
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

KRYSo-Sore head remedy for chick
ems and other poultry, fifty cents by
mail or dealer will get it for you.
Address KRYSO. Box 1853. Tampa,
Fla. 9-8-1m~
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Now is the time to sow number
of the flower seeds for fall planting.
We can supply you from FRESH
stock just in. Biting & Phillips,
west side of square. Phone 424 18-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

owNERS-DOes your
roof leak, need painting or repair
ing? Let me give you an estimate
on your roof problem. 1 repair,
paint and apply all kinds of roofs.
No job too large or too small for
me. Charges reasonable. Satisfae-
ton guaranteed. w. E. Dodd, S03
Magnolia ST., Phone 222. P. o. Box
A. 9-5-1m
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
ocALA LODGE NO. 2ss. B. ?. 0. E.

ocala Lodge No. 2s6. Benevolent
and Protective Order Of Elks, meets
the second and fourth Tuesday eve
nings of each month. Visiting breth-
rem always welcome Lodge rooms
upstairs over Troxler's and the Book
Shop. 113 Main street.
A. A. Vandenbrock. E. R.
2. Miller. Secretary
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

This is a studebaker year.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

FOR RENT-Two light housekeeping
apartments, nicely furnished. two
blocks from the courthouse, No. 239
Oklawaha avenue Phone 507. 7-3t%
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

Call phone l08 when you want groe-
cries in a hurry. Main Street Market
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08
,&ZEZIKl7dK5EJ7lT
We Paint Signs
L. ALEXANDER
PRACTICAL CONTRACTOR
AND BUILDER

Careful estimates made on al con-
tract work. Gives more and better
work for the money than tany other
contractor in the city.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-09-08

FOR SALE-Fine. large lot of about
two acres; good two-story, 9-rOom
house with all city eonvenienees.
Has barn and garage for two cars
and two head of stock; also chicken
house, smokehouse and woodshed.
See Grover Griffin, 119 S. Magnolia
ST., for price and terms. 3-6ts
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-12-26

I.!n.n. Dec @I-TrustrcH Of TIA"
chamber of commerce have auth"rlz"h
Underwriting = fund Of &'2,"""' 10 Tur-
chase - SIT" for tn" S2"".""o """''"
mill plnnt of CIHyp"olc bro"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-12-26

~, ..rf'',, Ndr.
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-03

thing without trim themselves.
Gentlemen" says TIL Producer,
some'at nervous, "I'm goin' to show
you a new picture called Treasure
Island by chap called Stevenson.
Never heard O. him." says TIL
Chairman. but tn name would
cause lot O. class feelin.' Change
it to Staten Island.'"
Well, they go on an show TIL
picture an tn fust scene is in TIL
barroom O. the Admiral Benbow
Inn. A man named Cap'en Bones is
stampin' up an down tn room con-
sumin' large quantities O likker.
Title: "Cap'en Bones, an ex-pi-
rate"
"Cut that out" says the chairman.
Change it to 'Cap'en Bones, an
old seaman An change that bar
room scene to the lobby O the ho-
tel. If you want tn Cap'en to be
doin' somethin' show him signin'
his name in the register"
In tn next scene a man with a
wooden leg comes in an there's a
terrible fight. Cap'en Bones chases
him out O. tn house with a cutless
an then falls dead of fit.
"Cut all that out" says the sensor.
kTw. ta Psxs Exht. Column six.l
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-03

Carryallque," which was havin' a
great run in Rome just then. He'd
always been his crony an when
Ceaser ran fer Alderman, he voted
fer him l22 times which was quite
a lot in them days when it was so
hard to get round. After he'd been
to the picture, though, nothin' would
do till he'd used a letter opener on
him to find out what he was stuffed
with.
It's generally knowed that the
whole trouble with Jesse James was
his father bein' a novin' picture
operator. The old man couldn't
read an little Jesse, who was then
the pillow O the Sunday school,
used to help him out evenin's by
stickin' in the special slides announc-
in the Gran Openin' O. the Min
erva Lawndry an the Sale O. White
Goods at the Emporium. Then one
night they run William S. Hart
before his innocent eyes. He imme-
diately shot the doorman, took $l.86
out O. the box office an went into
business fer hisself.
Some day tn sensors'll have a
big marble hall built fer 'em with
sofas scattered around SOS they can
lie on thsI backs an euss out every
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-03

Dear Son: l see by TIL papers tn
National Bored of Sensors is goin'
to make TIL movies SO pure they'd
put Bryan hisself to sleep. A SEN
sor, as you probably don't know, is
a man what takes the sense out O
the fillums. 1t seems they've had a
whole lot of trouble lately with kids
goin' to tn movies an then comm
home an shootin' their gran'folks.
This kind O. thing amt right. We
got to keep the American gran'folk
from bein' exterminated.
The sensor folks has made study
O crime an they found that the only
reason we amt all crooks is because
nobody ever showed us how. Ac-
cordin' to fggers, whenever you see
a picture of man hittin' his friends
ever the head your fust idear is to
try it on the fellow next to you. The
only reason you waited SO long is
because you never thought of it be-
fore.
Th' same is true O. shootin' your
relatives, hshin' on Sunday, train
wreckin', kickin' tn dog an forgery.
Every man what sees these things
in the pictures has material cravin'
to 60 home an try 'em in TIL back
yard. When you see him buyin' his