The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-12-10
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 Back again after a few days rest.
 moving, you know. and submarines goin' down. and all kinds of sensa- ! tion gettin' all bawled up, you know, l made the old Onlooker a back mum
 Der for awhile. However, we're still | looking for good things for you and
 perhaps you won't be as happy we're | in again as we are, but here goes. 1 Wild duck hunting is on the in l crease this year, hunters from this 1 city reporting the most unusual fooks | ever seen in recent years lowering | over this section-that's good news | to BridgeporterS, for they must use | bullets and they make few here at i one of our local factories.
 The we'll known ex-mayor ap- peared yesterday at City court for | the first time since he resumed his | law practice. Guess the folks around l town haven't forgotten that Cliff is | back at his Blackstones. He received
 a great ovation recently at a meeting of the Fourth Estate Club" as Bill l Steinke calls it.
 Whatever may be said about MT. 1 Wilson (not Lynn w. or Woodrow), 1 he certainly never lost any friends
 personally during his career as 1 many political enemies. He certainly | has a long list of well-wishers in | every other respect.
 There's a good story running in | The Bridgeport Times, the best paper we publish, by Mrs. Norris. What do you do nights? Well, just take The | Times, and if you don't read any thing else. read that story-it's great l Follow it every. night and you'll think | we're giving you something pretty
 nice after you've read a few~chapters. Irish merchants have dropped the price of goods, despatches from the | w. K A. F. news say, and especially
 note that good whiskey is selling for 1 about , cents a bottle. MT. Sexton of Strat told a bystander who asked him if they were going to have
 a drink on the Irish celebration he Stries and the tri-color of Erin. that if he wanted a drink he'd have to go 1 to Ireland after it.
 Tourists will probably take in the ould sod on their travels now more | than ever, with at least one well
 known and favorite modity down
 so low.
 A bank clerk who recently stole
 S29,OOO to go into business wasn't
 ned to be bootlegger, and certain
 ly didn't essay a very large stock in
 trade to begin with.
 Mrs Smith Wilkinson. the Boston
 American says, walked into a great | ball in England with her five million
 dollar costume, and if she didn't have
 a dollars worth of brains (poor girl)
 she would have been worth the five
 million from the soles of her shoes
 up to her coronet. That's not so bad,
 either-the dame from Waukegan i who married twelve soldier husbands | and drew $4O0 a month would have owned an army if the war lasted | much longer.
 She will probably not favor dis armament, at least she didn't send in . a signed statement to that effect, and
 her war record doesn't presage such
 a stand.
 The poor Kaiser is going to marry,
 and then again he isn't-why not let him stay at Doorn since he seems to , be immune from punish mert, and let
 us escape from the suffering we go through ronsdlo when oh his a.91y every move is is splinter hit hidn in the eye the other day, too, and all the world hears ? about it
 , The man who trimmed him. the last ! President of the U. S., though. isn't
 chopping wood, nor is he able to, and
 da1iaAlt in whaling him, while an , old codger bike Bill-helm makes his : tory every time he cuts another cord , of wood.
 , The Meriden Journal carried a F story on Dr. Simon Louis Katzoff' s proposed school for brides recently 1, with his ten comma ndments for wives
 which are somewhat Interesting. Mar , ny for love If you want to hold your husband. (W1lves, do you ever hold Y your husbands?). Give him freedom to come and go as he likes; to do , what he wants to do Husbands lost their freed oTn when the great amend ? ment was passed, and now they don't ! him for things. never demand them Good suggestion for -aBugh ouse Fa-
 bles.) Correct his habits by giving , him attractive substitutes. (Sore , hubbies get substitute stenogs but A they don't mean anything.) Give him plenty to eat-the kind he likes and not the kind you 1ike-and serve l. 1t on time. (sure. If he gives you , enough money to pay for the feed e and if he's ever there when the plates
 are hot. Achieve neatness and sim- | plicity tn dress. (Most wives do. now :. adays with short skirts and high
 prttces). Use twin beds-or separate rooms if possible. (Cou1dn't make
 most brides believe that-) Keep the t home and business separate. (And x so many men do business in the wife's ? complain Of headaches (Not even If he makes you work fifteen hours a . day. while he stalls around for l eight).
 The commandments aren't in the lparenth ess tn ose are the wise crack
 CTS exploding.