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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-09-30
Public Printing


Seat Pleasant Publishing Co.,
1920 Road Statement... 1900
Seat Pleasant Publishing Co.,
8 notices to Taxpayers Re.
view Assmt, ...............- 1900
Laurel Leader 1920 Road State
ment.. 1o.OU
Laurel Leader, Apr. & Oct.
Jury List. .,.............. 25.00
Marlboro Gszette( e(Miscellaneous) 4.5O
Laurel Democrat, Jury List
N etc. ,...... .........'.....' oo.0o
Prince Georges Enquirer (Mis-
cellaneous) ............... l36.5o
Hyattsville Independent, jury
Hyattsville Independent, Jury
List ............... l2.oU
Hyattsville Independent. mis-
cellaneous) ............... l3.00
Paince Georges Enquirer pub
tic Printing contract) ...... 1888 w
S1O on
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.fandum of Receipts

IN 2S, to County Tax on
$s9. .664 ,627.00 at S1,2S on
the 800. .................56 566, 9O7.2
March %, to County Tax
on $95S, ,694.0O Stocks and
500 oo............. =. ........ 2,s7s.Os
March 30, to County Tax
Goods at Sl.sS on the $lOO. 10, 1875. 90
March %, to State Tax on
on the 500 ........,.......1O .1O1, ,2s1 6s
March 2S, to State Tax on
$685., ,694,627.00 Stocks and
Bonds at 15c. on the $780,. 1896
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This sum for support of Aims
House, year 1921-1922, from from . eoo M
June /, 1921, to June l, 1922 8, 60o. w w
Deficiency in Levy, 1920 ..'... 220.O0
$3.50 90
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Secretary to Board of Health
and Health Officer
From May l, 1921, to May l, 1922

rTOm May l. III, 10 way IL rO--
DR. Reverdy SassCer, salary.... 45O 90
(Article 43 Section 26, Pnblic
Local Laws)
Examination insane psupers in
Jail NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. ID w
Vaccine and vaccination OF
school children ............. 20 w
Sanitary officer of the county
for abating nuisance and dis
injecting PREMISES. 49,. "a w
579 90
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Liabilities

County Bonds, issue 1892,
due 1922 t
Bonds ayattsville School, is
sue 1904, due 1884. .....
Bonds Brentwood School, is
sue 1908, due 1888. -......
Court House Bonds, issue
1908, due 1928 ... ....... !
County Road Bonds, issue
1910. due 1940.............1
Bonds, D. c. Line School, is
sue 1910, due 1910. O..........
Bonds, Baden High School,
issue 1910, due 1910. .......
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-09-30

For the fiscal year ending March 2o,
1921. Made out and published in
compliance with Section II, Article
25. of the Code of Public General
Laws of Maryland.
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ditures

March %, by County Charges
as levied ...........,
March %, by State Taxes as
Levied. l
March 80, by Surplus to be
accounted for by the Coun-
ty Commissioners .......
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Store Account

VT Nicholson ................ 69.8
MI & NJ tR lEdlavitch Jail...... 81
M s. M r Edlavitch (Court
House. ....-.... 1OU.
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Geo B Orton, clerk

Geo B Orton, clerk. ......... IA 90
R z Gamck, doorkeeper ........ 90
Chas' Reynolds, doorkeeper -. 400
Volunteer Fire Department, rent 80 90
Main, Byoths,........... 5 90
Seat Pleasant Dist, End Prec.,
N tn z
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County Commissioners

licO"'OO
Clerk of Circuit Court, Sum-
merfeld D Hall. -. ........ ,9oo''o
Messenger to Circuit Court,
Clerk to County Commission
ers, John T Fisher i 10000
J. Fred Waters, Dep ~
uty Clerk .... Soo. w z'ooo'oV
County Treasurer, Herman L.
Burgess. ......-~. ..-..'''' -" ooo'00
Counsel to County Commits oo
sioners, Robt w Wells.... ooo W
Clerk to County Treasurer, e. am M
Ernest Coale. ........... .l,soV'oo
Transfer Clerk and Auditor, -. M
Joseph A Turner. r......:.... 9oo.oo
Physician to Jail, DR.. y. +.
WIEN to Jail r l. Wells go. 113S 35
Fuel for Court House and
jail-Payable to the Or
der of the County Commlso
.ioners ............ SOU
Deficiency 1920. 4OO. W l'soo.oo
Keeper of Court House.
Grounds and Heating Plant
from March /, 1921, to March
/, 1922
J John r Jones ....... 12o.0O oooo
Deficiency 1920. .....:12o. o.Oo o4o.oo
Guard to Jail-Th;s sum to pay
Guard to Jail from March l, roo m
1921, to March l, 1922 ...'.. 'oI.o0
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Trials-Removed Cases I

Montgomery County; Frank P.
Hurd VS.. Otho Pumphrey 80. $3.50
Hulda c Shelton VS. VIM Wyville 49,. 90
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Miscellaneous

on bond ................. 1925. 90
court house. ................. 49,. 90
Wv Reed, Delco System Plant $1,000
Eli S Harrison bringing Peter
Rock TO Marlboro Cash).... 161.00
Henry G Kuhl damage to Auto 1886
II E Burgess Treas. Addn.
Clerks July-Aug., 1920...... 10000
E B Brown Repr. Roof Court
House .....................~-ss5,12 12
w T Casey Drayage Of Liousr
Blad. to Marlboro 1919 ... 1900
Samuel E. Sweeney Reimburse
ment on Auctioneer Lincense 1000
T H Garrison. BLANKETS Hyatts--
Vile Lookup. ........ ..... 22OO
P B Mcdaniel, Black Smith,. $50
Bait. City Jail, acct Geo. Cum
mings 1919 .................. 29.O0
Agnes Ferriter, Trans. Little
rock, Ark. ................. 5000
W A Gillespie, G P A Audit
Treas. 1916, II, l1S, and Co.,
Com. same dates ...... -. 1900. 90
COOK 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
The Governors Veto Power

THE governor has vetoed more than million approprat-
ed by the legislature Let credit be where 1t Is due
and in veoing this vast the has. indeed
exhibited good deal Of resolution and Not that
we agree with him in detail Far from it, 1t is hard to
believe that the veto Of appropriation for the orthopedc
hospital, and for other charitable institutions amounting
in all TO less than 100000. is either in good taste In
the long rum economical. There perhaps, a half
other places where the exercise Of the veto would
have profited the state
We may question the discretion and the good Judgment
Of the governor but not tho holiness Of his decisions He
given the of the Veto and he is not too modest to
use it.
This brings to question whether ii is not giving too
much power to this Take for instance the ortho
I.dc hospital appropriation There hardly dissenting
vote this bill in either house of the legislature the
combined judgment of 39 to be given less weight than
the governors single view?
The constitution intended that provided that
the legislature pass the governors veto
by twohirds vote of both houses But the legislature
has adjourned The governors veto in many
after adjournment There is opportunity for the les
laure to override veto, however improper it may be,
until the next session. two hence In actual practice
the governors veto after adjournment by the legislature
is final.
Surely this is the best interests of the state
There ought to be to permit the legislature to
pass each and veto of the The legis-
aure not the governor should have the last word The
constitution Of this state so intended.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
UsArrETTE BROUGHT
REINDEER IN 1US

Editor TDs star ! nueics youy ~.
ssrie In your paper OF February ..
entiuea. -R~tnde~r' Boon 70 tbs Es-
ksmo.'
Yoa quote Nr W. r. Lcpp. supsr'
tnssnd~ns Of schools In Alaska. m
sa yinx that 10 ycArv ago Uncle Fam
Imported 100 reindeer from Siberia.
and that from this beginning there
Is no~ a herd estimated at iso.ooo
II In quite true the government Inn
ported the above d~cx from Siberia
10 years ago. but II 10 not commonly
known that . resident Of this city
ard atate for the part :, years.. artu-
ally purchased sss rcindeer for tho
United States government In lap
land. a district In the north Of Nor.
way. 20 years AFRO. Old timers will
remember Mar johnson ~ being the
man who actually purchased the
reindeer and brought them To sosrsie
in tho early part os 1885, THY
yer. kept At Woodland park. Fort
worden and Fort Townscnd TN the
opening os navigation. when they
wsro taken North and distributed
amongst the natives around st.
Michaels. the discoveries OF the gold
af Nome being some Of the men who
came over hvrding the decr.
II is a very Interesting rory. Mr..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
THE LION OF WATERLOO
BY DIR. WILLIAM E. BARTON

me battlefield Of Waterloo Is easily reached from
Brussels. A half day Is sufficient 20 out and
the principal sights and return. He who makes the
Journey now can but be amazed to consider that
hundred years battle 80 momentous could be
fought in so small an area; and he will turn back
and tr1Idgc YEARLY the long miles of trenches
which at great distance from Waterloo mark the
Of terrible conflict. Beside the battles
Of great World War. Waterloo seems a small
affair Yet IL settled the fate world for hun
dred and laid the foundations of the Rothschild
fortunes, and did other things
Nothing will impress the modern visitor than
the fact that the lion which marks the spot where
the decisive events occurred has been around
A. erected. he faced France: and Intended a a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

reminder that Great Britain had stood that spot and
there had beaten Napoleon, and that she ready
TO meet all corners from his direction. But during
the World War the lion quietly turned around
and made to face Germany.
This is enough to make the ghost OF Napoleon
emile grfrnly. He never expected 10 be called I'D on
the ouija board and Informed OF such performance
II would be better, however. 10 that lion on
a swivel The situation In Europe affords no assur.
ance that the Lion OF Waterloo will be face
any one point OF the compass with perpetual roar in
that direction Changes in European politics may
make II advisable for some TO slip across the
channel almost any dark night and erect derrick
and lift the growing old king of beasts and him
with menacing roar toward some other nation.
Lions are restless just
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
Uncle Toms Cabin

CUNDAY, MARCH TO- occurred the 69th anniversary of
y publication in book form of Harriet Beecher Stoves
deathess story "Unce Toms Cabin" And it still lives
both in the cinema and on the speaking stage.
"IJncle Toms Cabin first published serialy in The
National Era and Mrs. Stowe paid $500 for her effort
Had it not been for young Boston publisher j. p.
Jewet who took the risk its book publication in 1852 the
characters Of the story would have been unknown
fame He arranged publication 10 per cent royalty
basis. It's astounding. Before long eight
presses running to keep pace with the demand
Tho slavery may be dead the story of Uncle Toms
Cabin will persist and the souls Of Uncle Tom and Little
Eva like that of John Brown will 20 marching on.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
Spark in Garage
Does 500 Damage

Spark In r.. stucki's Farage. 1903
Boren ave. caused 800 damage 70
an auto left there Tuesday. L Cart
son. empioye. was removing the car.
buretor. when he let Il touch the
electrical connection of the siren. A
spark Ieaped out and ignited the gas
in the earburetor. starting the blazA.
Carlson was uninjured
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
Father of S Kills
Wife and Himself

DAYTON. wash. March IA
Five children Of Mr. and Mn.
George Hubbard yesterday watched
their father shay their mother with
a hand Al and end his own life
by cutting his throat with a razo'
and shoot himself twice thru the
brain. The childrdh's ages range
from 2 10 ~ yeafs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

A minister. 70. who states that be
Is IN perfect health excerpt NJ 10 his
circulation. asks series Of questions
dealing with heart and arteries.
which VIII undoubs ~fly Interest many
OF tho readers OF this column. Ills
questions. with tho answers given.
are.
10 there . necessary rsts,icr s~svesr
rsisaiAr leakage 81 the heart, hAsssn-
Ina % tbs srtssies and hizA blood pro-
ssrs-
There may b. . very dir~c, reia-
ton between vaivuiar leakage Of the
heart. hardening Of the arteries and
hixh blood pressure. The two oondi.
tons lant mentioned usually 60 To.
E.th~r. 10 far an the valvuiar leak
age h concerned. a number OF differ.
ent factors may he Involved.
p,.s any sss Of ths~s veess~~~ss
p~csnsse tho othxs. 90 eas 81 the ethsFs
Tho change known as Hardening
o. tho Arteries usually results In an
Affect tho heart valves. - that there
may b thickrninx and ssifs@ninS Of
the valves In this way u would aiso
affect tho vaivuiar trouble.
ross sitAsr eu~ OF thssa tz,srs~rs
Nth the tsktas % es~r~t~s t. sks su.
salt 81 onss sst'fnaF
The rr-rcss@ shouid be proportion
ed 10 the patients ability To carry on
the in1roas~d circui2tory drrnAnds
xr.A. 49, ths hs<rS a. sh~ rv~.sti, ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
Mother Goose Next?
Blue Law Extremist Now
After Famous Jingles

RLUE LAWS threaten to extermnate that mighty
- institution, the rhymes of Mother Goose These
famous jingles teach morals" and must be elim-
mated, says Katherine Blake at convention of the
National Educational association.
No morals? Oh lady, lady!
The Mother Goose Rhymes, Chimes and Jngles"
embody all the philosophy produced thru the ages by
the intellect of man.
n ~ ,S . nn%p' so had "a s.e :. ,s s .,,.
cana 'S ss ;;a%s , .ss =. again. s"s' inc"
MIR. Humpty- Dumpty is supposed to represent an
egg But does his predicsment not cmbody the phil
osophy of the downfall Of kaisers the collapse OF day
dreams and illusions the SCATTERING of hopes by the
taking of a false step?
Poor Old Mother Hubbard found no bone in the
Icupboard-and the moral is of mprovidence, the fail
ure to provide for the future.
!.cs s~... could ca. no IN.
A an, Z .s s." !. , s.,... ss s..s you 80
There many morals to the troubles of the Spratt
family Two of them: Marry your opposite to insure
harmony. BY just interchange of commodities, the
wants of all satisfied.
Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son, stole pig The pig got
loose and into trouble and landed Tom in jail Morals
Don't steal
Little Bo-Peep lost her sheep But they came home
Of themselves. Morals Don't worry. Most problems
solve themselves il given time
Because Little Jack Homer soodly lad, no
found plum in his Christmas pie. Moral: Being
good 10 rewarded.
And 90 il goes. Plato is unread. but his more inn
portant philosophy has been passed on by Old Mother
Goose, who by the way, a real person now buried
in Boston.
There are, admittedly, Mother Goose rhymes with
moral be pointed out to kddes but surely there
still 10 room in the world for entertainment to make
childhood happy, develop the infant ina gination and
paint the morning Of life with rosy hues.
There 10 nothing sweeter in the world than mother
singing to her baby this Mother Goose lullaby:
49, H.
wind cradle vii ror<;
Wbsu the bouxh brrnts. tn cradle viii fall
Down viii baby. Grade and al
A dire catastrophe to threaten a baby with, but
baby doesnt know. Many Of W recall our mother
singing il to w, and Of all treasured memories u
the last that would be surrendered.
Kill Mother Goose rhymes? They cannot be killed,
any more than destroy the music of the wind
or the glamor Of the Milky Way.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
Never say "Asprin" without saying Bayer"

Warning, up'oas you re- the nazno
''Eaycr" on package or on tablets.
you are not getting genuine Aspirin
pr-scrib-d by physicians for twenty.
one years and proved safe by mil
lions. Take Arprfnin only as told Ia
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

ANSWERS
c. y. GAGE. ssss Aurora ave-
You're doggons right I'm going To
do u To preserve my hoai,h. I'm .
rose ficnd anyway. rye got 70 kinds
In my garden.
ROBERT DAT. ssis Linden ave-.
1T the price OF spaghetti stays up
will"
w. " rARia. 1919 n. ssth ST.
oh. BOY You bit your ilfe-pieniy
Of iottucen. radlsh-s. Tomatoes and
berries. Yeah. Oh. yuni'
ID. c. BROWN. ssis Edmunds st
Il would n had any place 10
put u.
W. r. WATSON. 90 y. rihe-ff
7 move out where there's garden
spot, I sure will: and relatives from
Missouri win help ms.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

ache. Neuralgia. rheumatism, M.
ache. Toothsehe. Lunbago and for
Pain. All druggists sell Bayer Tab
lets Of Aspirin In handy tin boxes q
~. and In bottles OF "a and 100. A.
pirin IL the trade mark Of Bayer
Manufacture Of Monoaeeticacidestsr
OF saiycylicacid.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
AS OTHERS SEE THE WORLD
E,o,,.l. and Cocnts ~prlned Newspaper
CHAMP CLARK


y Champ had
faithfully his good deeds he sous
nd a partisan. sun
public life the bounds
.uffet.n, OF
his
republican that
rather thanth Of Woodrow Wilson
Samuel Johnson liked and he
oxa friend Bu
personalities lie cherished sudabs ambition for the
dney nn
MACE
which
aid not dryoion
of his soul
his long and distinguished he
phyreniy
whose services greatly benefited tho nation The
His sorey stricken and greatly needing such
adership an IN much bercft
The whole
tstalwa maj
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

once upon a time. Ne stood
pat on n pair Of deuces In a
quiet little session OF tho ma
uonal game. There were four
other players and the rest OF
them drew three cards each
We showed our pile into the
center TO make our bluff good
And, Of course, everyone was
scared stiff and nobody called.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
Letters to the
Editor
RESPECTFULLY REFERRED
TO ALLEN CLAIRE

Editor The Star: In Heavens
name please print god English. the
h4ss your staff and copy readers can
ssve us. We have TOO many Il sen
IT, and Il aint" s:nff writers now.
Mi.r Claire and others mako no
point In Earring r that way bc'
siao~. many lxnorasnuses vii quote
you as an authority.
Tnerc IL no cutsnars. no point In
tw,or.rnu. -stuntA- g. L. c
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

johnson has never put II In print.
His friends. however. know H.
Amongst other Possessions Of this
trip Mr. johnson still re.
tAins In q frame one OF tho checks
issued for his work by the United
States treasury department.
Since coming out TO the coasf. Mr..
johnson has been identified with the
fishing industry. his old vocation
AxEL JOHASHAS.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
An EYE 10 BUsTN'Hss

In certain Sunday school on q
Sunday afternoon one Of the teach.
ers became somewhat faint, and was
placed upon a form while the usual
restoratives were applied.
Suddenly a little girl stood up and
persistently called. Teacher. Teach.
err In order to attract the attention
Of one Of those who wore attending
TO the unfortunate invalid.
Al last the little one was heard
and the teacher. turning around
asked. In a somewhat hasty manner
We'll. what is tt7''
Please. teacher" replied the child
"my father makes collins. Pear
sons Weekly.
Don't ten anybody you didn't real
Harding's address in fun: Here II is
II Pennsylvania ave. Washington
d. C.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
REMARKABLE
REMARKS

Booze was never 20 plentiful In
Seattle an " " now. Millions Of dol
lars worth was brought in last
year Ed Hagen.
The rapidity with which w~ can
ret cut Of tho economic ditch will
depsnd on the degree 10 which we
will pull together. "--iIerbers Hoover.
secretary OF commcrcc.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

Suicides In tise United States dur
ing 1890 numbered s.i7i. including
ToT children.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

TS,e ia~t New Enxiandsv 10 be-
president OF tho United States wac
Franklin Pierce Of New Hampshire.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

Luna Park Swimming Pool opens
Saturday. March 2s.--Advcrtiscment
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES

Honey. when you no TO break the
news 70 paw" whispered Miss
Pinkey Pertwhistle, an Arkansas
maiden. who had Just promised
young Gsbe Gawiey that she'd b.
hks'n. you'd better ask him first
thing for thu loan Of his pistol. and
when you've got II safe In your peck.
e. tell him we're going To get mar.
rted. and then stun him right quick
with a neck yoke or somcthtng.--
Country Gentkman.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
A SPRING ODE

owed thu coal man for his coal.
But be wasn't very nice.
He uads II hot for mn. the shool
s. raid him off last week
The mean old gezeek'
And nav I shall ove fos my N
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

TODAy's QUESTION
Arr you going 10 plant . spring
garshn'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23
OUR DAILY FICTION

OUR DAILY FICTION
once upon a time. We stood
pat on n pair Of deuoes In a
quiet little session Of tho ma
tonal game. There were four |
other players and the rest OF
them drew three cards each
We showed our pile into the
center to make our biuff good
And, Of course, everyone was |
scared stiff and nobody called.
Liquor IL drug On the markrt.'
mys Ed Hagen. interviewed by our
contemporary. The star. Meaning.
there are lots OF druxxisssr
In the spring q young mans fancy
lightly turns to-
Love
Or
Fish.
He either gets caught or catches
Many . man sang the govcruorS
praises to the high ca until
The old boy vetoed his pet msae
ure.
A san Francisco port jumped into
the ocean because his verses werc
laughed az. Evidently his example
isn't proving very popular. The
spring e<les are ~ plentiful ~ usual
A SPRING ODE
owed thu coal man for his coal.
But be wasn't very nice.
He uads IL hot for mn. the gbool
50 paid him off last week
The mean old gezeek'
And nOw I shah Owe for ny ~
RYoU DON'T VISD oUAKfZ
PINTS VIII. DO
Now - the time to aaxt that rA6
IN ratoA IN your garden. II may
pay you b ID. Can't tai what ycu
unv md IA Hagen aAyS the eOunp
y = j1st fun a htadsn tr~asurA
TIMES DO CHANGE
How times haEe changed couHfdr.
shIy within she last few year~
who'd ever thoaght Il would b. %.
q really II appors7 A cellar. once
upon Z time. was just . decent plare
wfth no trace Of suspicion or
knowledge Of Disgrace. Twas just .
place for storing jam and saurr-
krauf away. but they're building them
20 different and 3ua twice the sire
49, = ~,<a IA <s~~~ sAA -. ~t<p
vas the place re all liked best. that
room We always kept cleared up. 20
entertain cur guest. The faDaly
album we'd unclasp. and show with
cautions pride. our births and deaths
and other things. sc1awied carefully
InUde. But nowadays how times
have changed; Ne take our guest
below. and quite \ different line Of
goods, To him we proudly show. II
Used 70 Be the trysting place. the
neighbors cats ali knew. whose gym
phonies night after night we bravciy
listened to. The family cat knows
beeter now than ask her friends at
night TO musical rehearxals. for thu
ceIiays locked NJ tight A oombina-
ton fits the door. and father keeps
the key--these times beat all ever
saw--thcy look right queer 20 me.
THELMA ROBERTSON.
3zo3 Rainier Ave.
PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES
Honey. when you no 10 break the
news 20 paw" Whispered Mis-
Pinkey Pertwhistle, an Arkansas
maiden. who had Just promised
young Gsbe Gawiey that she'd b.
hfs'n. you'd better ask him first
thing for the loan Of his pistol. and
when you've got IL safe In your peck.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

A san Francisco port jumped into
the ocean because his verses werc
laughed at Evidently his example
isn't proving vcry popular. The
sprtng e<ies are ~ plentiful ~ usual
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-03-23

He either gets caught or catches
Many . man sang the govcrucrs
praises to the high Ca until
The old boy vetoed his pet mene
ure.
The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1921-01-27

666 Breaks a cold quicker than any
We know.