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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
Benny's Notebook

Ma wouldcnt lccyc mo go outr
Afternoon on account of u. ha.
pasted a big home made hbr.
her suit case with home made rr
ing on it saying This Suit Case 3
longs to Mrs. Willyum Potts. Ha
cft' and 7 was standing AZ
parler window wishing was ,
instcd of Jest looking out. ana IN
Simkins came up, saying Come
out, Benny, l know wares there.
peetchv piles of dert. come ON o.
] can't I aint allowed. my mo'i
wont lceNe me tor pastlus a h
on her suit case, ! scd.
Well ask her agen, Sod puds q
I sed, ] asked about 40 times d
rcddy, G., | know n way. lli 20
In her room and YOU yell mp %
to come out and III yell down abI
the label and you yell back d
you did the same thing and 81
mother left you go out all rite.
WiCh | ran up to do, aud ma u
sewing on the sewing machine @
| opened the window, ma sayi
Close that, do you wunt my >
terms to blow all over the room,
No nam, Puds Simkins is do
there yelling something and I "a.
heer wat he's yelling. ! scd W,
Jest then Puds yelled uu.
Benny, come on out, and ! y,.
down, ! cant, / pasted label
mas suit case to do her q IA
and I cant.
Aw, wat OF 81, 7 jest pasted
on my mothers suit case this mo
ing and I'm out, my mother dl'
think II was enythinE rU1s So.
up,
Benny, close that window. sed p
Did you heer wat Puds irs, yoI'
| sed.
close that window. sCd uJ
Wich / did, thinking, AW q Do
wat the doosc. ,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
NO DUKES IN HIS CABINET
Noblcmcn Of Old Type Missing From
Lloyd Gcorgc Ministry.

Proceeding to a detailed examin-
alton OF the social standing OF Lloyd
Georges ministry, We find four peers
OF new creation--Lord Curzon Gas
regards his senior title), Lord Mil
ner. Lord Lee of Fareham and Lord
Birkenhcad, two untitled landown-
ers--Mr Baltour and Mr.. Long; the
grandson of n duke, Mr.. Churchill
This short list includes all who can
be called, by any stretch of language,
aristocratical; the rest OF the cabinet
belong 10 trade or to the profes-
sions, and are mostly rather below
than above the average social level
Of their callings.
There is no single great noble
man of the true territorial tyne:
Lord Cur1On, though saVoring of
the grandee "A league off. is not o
great landowner, Lord Miners
domain Is barnlike place just off
the road near Canterbury. Lord
Birkenhead, with his passion for
hunting, remains a true coCkney:
Lord Lee, who has, with very
noble self sacrifice divested himself
Tor the sake Of English prime min
isters OF his beautiful Chequers cs-
tate, began life as "A subaiteTn, with
little more than his pay.
The dukes against whom LLOYD
George Illuminated only ten years
ago, have disappeared from the DO
htical landscape; and among those
who have succeeded them not one
out OF five bears a name that was
known thirty years ago To esti-
mate the extent OF the change, IL is
necessary only to compare the pres-
ent cabinet with few Of the recent
and fairly recent past
plsrachs most famous govern
ment included three dukes, "A mar
quis, three earls, and the heir OF a
duke Gladstone's 1856 government.
even after the home rule secession.
could boast five great mobiles. Eli.
teen years ago the radical Camp
bell Bannerman allotted five posts
10 indutiable patricians OF ample
territorial possessions, and the ira
iition, IN weakened form, persisted
under Mr. Asquith.-E. 4. Raymond
in the Atlantic Monthly.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
The Woman Who LOved--and Ea
By JANE .HEIPS
A MODERN STORY OF HOME AND BUSINESS

piled, bit impatiently." Talking
about heartachcs being paid for by
the Calding company. Do be scnsi-
BILE, Mary"
"Aint sensible? / thought
was. You see you want Robert to do
good work, don't you
"Of course do. Any wife does,
guess"
"Wcu he, no man can't unless
they Is Contcnted. And no man amt
contented living like you and Bob
lives"
THAT flat has turned your head"
! returned, now really annoyed at
Mary. Ever siace she rented 1t she
mad preached the Joys OF home 10
anyone she could get to listen to her
All the girls in the shop tef sed her
about Il.
"Mary's getting ready 20 take care
OF husband one OF the girls
mocked.
Not on your life, Lucy, guess
again, Little Bright-eyes don't take
care Of no man--not unless hos sick
or something. Not even hsuband.
But there's one thing sure. II !
ever find a man who can be fooled
into marrying me, III know how TO
mabo q home for him"
Kids and all | suppose"
"Bol your ntc, LIcy' What is
home without a baby? Now If you
girls think you can ra2Zl cdazzle me
by poking fun, you're mistaken.
am going TO learn TO cook and to
Keep house. ] may never have any
chance To show off what I've
learned; but II do, just watch out ="
used To listen and smile at Mary
when she talked this way. She was
so earnest, so honest. Once / re-
peated some of her nonsense TO Rob
crt and he said
"Mary's Eot the right idea. shen
make some man fine wife"
But | said nothing 70 Robert OF
what she had said about his taking
Marion 10 the picnic, nor did / tell
him what she had called me. That
night he didn't get in until after mid
niSht and ! was in bed, and ne said
he was too tired 10 talk; had had a
lovely time, and would tell me all
about II In the morning.
Tomorrow-The Picnic's Aftermath
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
CHAPTER Kiln.
Mary Tells Gerry Plain Truths.

Mary. while often using slang, had
never before been profane. was
so astOniShcd when she called me
a damn fool" that for moment ]
could not gather my wits TO answer.
Then | said
"1f am, YOU needn't swear. and
you might ten me in what way
am such fool"
Why didn't YOU 20 to that pic
nic?"
Because didn't want to- would
have been bored to extinction
Was that All the reason you
stayed home? Honest injun?'
Gross my heart don't know
anyone in tho store. and so of course
knew none of their wives and sweet
hearts So told Robert to go with
out me. My vacation comes ncNt
week, too. ana | hated TO ask
Madame for whole day off only q
week before | go away
so you sent your husband or O.
spend blisstul day with another
woman. No wonder | said YOU was
a ----a------'
Don't say Il again But just the
same, | can't see why you always
talk as II ought 20 do things | don't
want to do, because of Robert. lie
doesn't want me to go to places ol
do things that bore me-"
1T would be hetter IL he did.
mean YOU would be safer
Safer"
Yes. No woman is safe whose
husband doesn't care what she does
fake little Mary's word for that If
you had gone, Robert wouldn't have
asked Marion II didn't cost him
couldn't have spent that long. bliss.
ful day together. Them days amt
safe for married man, Gerry
honest to goodness they amt"
Nonsense! Didn't / tell you Bob
urged me To goo 1t was only because
ne didn't want to go alone that he
acksd Marion. II didn't cost him
anything, you see, tho firm paid fol
verything,'
81 wonder. did they? wonder II
hey paid for the heartaChes some OF
me wives of them clerks will have
later because they was too selfish "a
60 with their husbands when they
asked them 1t was real nice in
hem, though. 10 treat their clerks
What a funny girl you arc,' / re-
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
UNCONSCIOUS FOR TWO WEEKS.
Man Believed To BE "A Robbcr Victim
Was Abandoned as Dead,

The story of a regular Rip Van
Wrinkle nap, which was related re-
Gently by j. $. Meek. 54 years old, is
now being Investigated by the police.
\ large bunp on his head indi-
Gated he had been dealt n hard blow.
He was very weak, according to ply
siciaus, from lack OF nourishment.
According to Meek, he remained
unconscious from March / Q TO April
/. whom he awokc from his long
sleep TO find himself in the basement
Of vacant house In cobb county.
about four miles beyond the Chatta-
hooChec river.
The evening OF March 10 start
ed hOmeward, over the North ave
nue. railroad crossing. / remember
seeing an automobile on the railroad
crossing, and | stepped aside 20 let
II pass. II was pretty dark. That's
the last thing l remember before |
came 10. | don't remember being
hit by anything,
"Whon ] awoko the sun was shin
ing through "A crack into my face. /
looked around and found myself I'm
the deserted house felt pretty
hazy, and couldn't figure out why l
was there. was in my undercloth-
ing
Il thought at first that had Just
been there one night, but when /
touched my face with my hand and
found a thick growth OF whiskcrs,
knew / had been there at least
ten days, for had had "A shave Just
before leaving town on March 10. /
had a lump on my head and II was
hurting
II found an old pair OF overalls
and put them on, There was II cents
in the pocket. | walked baretuoted
TO the river and caught car for
home, whore l found out the day Of
the month"
Meek expressed tho opinion that
ne had been attacked by robbers
who, thinking him dead, had deserted
him IN the housc,-Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

Venues and Jupiter a.
icent aspect today a..o.g,,
trology. Uranus D. g....le ...
Up to noon il viii I. e.s.
cautionus in all busu. ds,t
as the day advance I, .uI.
to push all big enter,
This is a peculiar. for
sway for thcatricaI flair,
plays should bcnont from u., \
direction of the stars
Venus forecasts sr . .....
interest IN tho drama ..., =
hc generally recognize ..
such.
Again changes iu f., r.r,...
OF American thcat.r- s.. ,.,.
Gated. A great man. vI
his career before d.. .,s, ~,
summer.
There Is every indication al
prosperous season for I..fra..
there will be much lm.iirc y
Colonization schcm.. uIu'h. .
tatcd at this time and ...rs ,.',, q,
successful experiment. H eo.o.
ton. wen
Farmers continue subject.
Ign influences that affect tt.,..'
tation OF crops moru .uan brs5
don. ''''
4 revolution I'm Ia' fevs-, d,
end of the year again D.. r-orb,..
by the seers who fOr,..U fHo d.
tion Of "a republic.
Earthquakes iu the H...sA
indicated and thpro win ne "
loss OF life through s,I-m. dI~..
ancos In other parts ui OH. vors
Volcanoes long pui,s...t vlI.
come active and ther, nHr D.. "a.
Gus results in islands boo ,uo Pa
ocean as well as iu various ot
places.
Tho President OF the l.fad S,.
Is To meet Nohloms a- aar.ol.
any that his predeecssuu .uronr.
Cd. an oCcultist IN Fran. pra8
He is to win great popuIl.tr am.
the people.
Persons whose birlhua,c q
should not make changes Or
coming year, for II thoU remain
tried positions they viii D.. OK.
ingly fortunate.
children born on this d4y mse
restless and fond OF adventure. TIL
subjects of Aries are ReucruIyro
lar and so have the tenn 'hSy,
waste time In pleasure.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
DaiiB Biblicdl Quotation

What duil fh. Lord th, Cud r.ugIr. ul fuo.
uuf tp f.tI 900. lord jnN God. fY nnU, iu nN
his WAYS auJ tp l.tr liIw. pnd 'o serve iho
Lord ibN GuI with 900 tut heart md with tu
fhN soul b.uI t. o..
what usta oar Father. of Iie Childtou save
Justice and mercy and humility
\ REASONABLE. service uf good deeds,
putp living. tenderness TO human uoedv.
Reverence. and TRUST. Iud prayer Tor light tu 500
THE tIt.J,i'H truiuIIuiH Iu our daily wu'H'
$50 Nupttcd sroutEc, nor HI,rifi'bh knife.
Iiu' tho ,alu beauty ut uu ordered lifo
Whose every breathing iH uuworded praise.
a. g.. WHITTIER
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
TULSA DAILY WORLD, MONDAY, APRIL 18, 1922

The action of Mr. Secretary hughes with
reference 10 mandates is bringing into bold rec
u'f at least ono important point. The league.
oy i's utter hypocrisy and .elfshness its impcr-
IlFic decisions In the interest Of certain nations,
may not be capable OF bringing universal peace
bui 81 lf certain tp bring war II 90 doesn't throw
uff fhc maapue and sand for precisely what % s.
Tho bully OF the lovy' is going to either rsh
or ,uf bli' or plead FOO the Hughes Indictment
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
Oklahoma Outbursts
By OTIS LORroS.

tt Is 90 be hoped that by next time iiarow's
weekly prints his picture Senator Davidson will
h1t. thod that fur coat
You can also say this about Tulsa, every ball
game draws q large attendance from the traffic
quad
A. any moment the pawhuska Capital is OK
pn,tluE the hero wearing tho first straw hat 20
appear
\ suggestion came In over The phone tho
other day that ladies leave Off the paint when
Ihr' are preparing for session with a dentist
so thc dentist can ten when they get sick or
aIut during the operation.
There nro two propositions want 20 urge
for consideration and as "a necessary dualitca-
whom not TO cut in On the parties talking and
The other tho umc 90 break the connection
when Two women arc merely using the line to
exchange gossip.
kansas rs again talking about rcyiving cap.
tai punishment. Al this distance we cannot
uy Just how much Mr. Howatt is responsible
Tor IT,
This coiyum has received q number Of sug
Ecstious We would like TO use were IL not for the
postal and libel laws.
Since the show came 10 town we have an
other reason why We never want To settle IN
Greenwich village,
II s tho opinion Of this colyum that the extra
session OF the legislature ls going to disclose how
many horse traders are members.
The Original Swiss hell ringers arc 20 appear
In Chandler carly next month Now doesn't that
Kick The cover off the ancient past?
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
Barometer of Public Opinion


Editor world: have Just read the unjust
and rcprehcnsible attack on the editor OF The
World by c. W. Joshua OF Cowetn who upholds
Senator Pcnrose of Pennsylvania for using his
Influence in that state To secure legislation
compelling hotels restaurants and all public in
stitutions to grant negroes the same privileges
~ whites. This stand OF senator Penrose was
scathlngly condemned by Editor Latta OF The
World
/ do not know c. W. Joshua, but judging
from this scurrilous article am compelled to
list him as being either saddle-colored coon
or a degenerate white man. emanating from that
small class who believe in the social equality or
whites and negroes He make reference 10 TWO
or three states In this Union In which he says;
There may have been some misceginauon
but II SO, white men were responsible for II.
No man could write such an article as TINS IN
whose veins flowed pure Caucasian blood Ana
further, no y Will ever bo enacted which WIZ
prevent s'> low down white men from copu-
lating Wltts Coons.
Tho world has always favored separate
schools, waiting rooms and railway passenger
coaches for whites and negroes, ana iully w
per cent Of the people OF oklahoma heartily en-
dorse this procedure. whether democrats or re-
puhiicaus Experience has long since demon
stratod that far better results are obtained ahu
harmony promoted. ! feel sure that not llNe
per cent OF the good people ot the city OF Co
wcta endorse or approve the stand taken by G.
The white and Indian citizenship OF this sta.s
pay g5 per cent Of the taxes that go to maintain
negro schools, because We wish TO give them
iuAticg. ana the laws enacted since statehoou
guarantee them equality before the law
The editor OF The world welds trenchant
and at times a vtriolc pen when tearing the
masks off Of crooks and exposing cotrup,tioh
and dishonesty In governmental affairs, but ne Is
AT all times eminently fair-if he had not been
most indulgcnt ne never would have prlnted
that article OF G. W. Joshua
The World Is by far the best newspaper IN
Oklahoma today conservative, reporting news
unbiased standing for honesty in men and gov
nrnmcnt condcmning without mercy every crook
whether he wears a republican label or DEM
OyIutic stamp,
GTn GRAHAM, Democrat,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
British Army Expert Dies,

MENTONE, France. NUTTT U"
General Sir John steven CWlrs
member OF the British army nou''
during the European war 3.ai h''
today. He served I'm India ..r sever
years before the war bu- had 7.
turned TO England before N1s.l.i.'
broke out and was al the war oiN.
as quartermaster genera. NJ "
forces from 1912 70 1919.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

when some OF the worlds most priceless
paintings were stolen In Belgium during the war
Il was inevitable that Tulsa would figure In the
story in some manner, sooner or later Tho oil
capital OF tho world Is there or there abouts In
every important incident domestic or intcrua-
ttonal
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

We either had an awfuIly short summer or
are having darncd long winter, Tho action Of
Jho elements saturday and sunday defy reason
able cNplanation. For the second time this
spring gardens were sent to tho undertakSrs
IIystcria seems to have become universal even
the climate acting like spoiled darling
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
Smoke Oycrcomcs 3 EIrcmc

SEATTLE, Wash. April -
Chief George \. Mantor and lr
other firemen were overcome
smoke while fighting "a fire i1
forward hold of the nippon Nl'
Kaisha frelghtcr Tatsumo Nru D
late last night. The fire vas '
fined to the forward sec,.u. o.
shin.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

w ASHlNGTON, April '.-
tary DENLY took q whack at .n' hs
cost OF living for blue.a.H..s Az
marines today. ordcrinE clothing ah
small stores prices down ou ln aver
age of 10 per cont. His a.'.nn VA
made possible by nav .4t I's
during recent price smaSurs j" 10
commercial world and AE l.e''
had the benefit handed on .G ''u..,.
and enlisted men At once ln ''
shape OF price reductions rHnr...
from 10 to 20 per cent n" .h. '.
scale.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

ul, 900 artistic tool dresser is something new.
Thinking and dreaming art while heating a 10
inch bli in the face must be- wonderful
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

\ rubber bathing cap has
vented with a pneumatic nH.' W.,
can be inflated with a "-h'
breath until II fits as tightly
sired.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

Wall sockets invented by a New
York man enable a tenant Of an
apartment 10 remove or rearrange
electric lighting fixtures at viii with
out tools.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

Grand forced sale O. buggy whips.
petticoats an mustache cups at tn
Trade Palace t'day. Spekin' o. auto
mobiles. we kin recall when "A fellor
with $4,000 could buy home. a
horse an phacton, g. T. tn Philadcl-
ply Centennial an open a bank ac-
count.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

British experts have decic' -
carbon monoNide, always p."r.h-
automobile exhaust gases IN
human system susceptible 90 I.-
mOnia.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

Japan now expects To oe- "'.N
ON It's long projected ra,.Nt.
mel under the Muli-SH.". }
straits in time to have 10 finished "
1928.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

Soil surveys more or Inss .U.1le'
have been made over more t..H on.
third Of the United States .. .Atr''
pf the department Of aErlgu.'..''
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

In addition 20 being the worlds
greatest sugar growing country with
a production of 2,55O,000 tons a
year India also is the greatest con-
sumeT,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
Nowata. April IA

These ding busted politicians make US nerN-
ous some W them don't care a uukers SeIp
about their party's future, and act az though
they regretted past victories. Personal ambition
is am that concerns them. Let the party go Ia
n,tfI, rrv Thcir own tender feelings are the
only things to hc considered, Wow!
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18
The Horoscope


The stars incline but ds M,
opt 1871 ~ Mcclure Sea 1' ~. 20 NJ, |
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

n '8 90 be hoped that by next time Harlow's
N.tEy prints his picture Senator Davidson will
blfU tuud that fur coat
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

Al any moment the plwhuska Capital iq OK
tUptur.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

You can also say this about Tulsa, every ball
game draws 4 large attendance from the traffic
quad.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

Since the show came 10 town we have an
other reason why we never want 20 settle in
Greenwich village.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

This colyum has received . number of sug
gcstious would like TO use were II not for the
postal and libel laws.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-18

II is tho opinion Of this coyum that the extra
session Of the Legislature ls going to disclose how
many horse traders are members.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-08-22
THE DISARMAMENT AXIOM

T ORD BRYCE. in another address before
- the Institute of Politics at Williams
college. repeats the truisms concerning the
madness Of heavy competitive national
ornaments.
The theme is one which. so far as the
security of mankind is concerned does not
lend itself to original treatment. It is not
new ideas Of neace preservatives that are
needed. nor new reasons for advocating uni
'versal disarmament reductions that are re-
Quired. The old elemental arguments SOL
cmny hold good.
What is desirable is continuous insistencc
upon an automatic proposition Public
consciousness of the peril and burden of
piling up war preparations is widespread.
What lngged until civilization was all but
destroyed was action upon the common
sense convictions.
Lord Bryce need not hesitate to cover old
ground in his warnings. There cannot be
too many authoritative voices calling for a
practical and constructive recognition of the
Eacts.
1t was George Meredith who somewhat
aldly observed that there were few great
truths which were not tritc. But that
circumstance did not dim their grandeur, nor
b. tho dominant case for disarmament in the
least weakened thereby.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-08-22
PASSING OF THE BIRD BATH

TNHE delegates attending the international
/ convention of hotel stewards in Pitts
burgh report that the American plan hotel
has disappeared from the larger cities There
was a time when no hotels were run on the
European plan, 4 man paid 81, 81 or 81
a day for room and three meals. The So
day hotel was the best that the country
offered. For this sum a generous breakfast
was served, an adequate lunch and a dinner
of az many courses az the guest chose to
order Hp might have anything on the bill
of fare and as much Of It az he wished The
vegetables were served in china bird baths
which the waiter arranged in a scmcrclc
around the dinner plate. ,
One has To 60 into the smaller towns to
find the bird baths on a hotel table And
1t il in those towns that the hotels still
charge a lump sum for room and meals
Now and then there Is one which advertises
the American and European plan 1t is
what the people Of the town call the swell
hotel of that part Of the country. 1t actually
has baths connected with some Of the rooms
In the cities the bird baths have disap
peared from the dining room and baths for
human beings have appeared on the upper
floors. And in the dining room a guest
orders what he wishes and pays for II sep