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The Glenwood post., 1921-02-05
Uncle Ted's Bed Time Stories
Current Events For the Children
and Grown-ups, Too
OUR HousE1Ess DIPLOMATS.

resting after a Wlld orgy OIL popcorn
balls and hickory nuts. Ruth was
smeared from Dan to Beersheba with
molasses and Jack had Dashed his thumb
while reducing particularly hard
shagbark to subsection. The logs in
the fireplace cracked and glowed and
the wind outside .moaned ftfully of
Democratic graveyards and broken
promises. 1t was an hour for inspec-
tlon, reflection and dissection. When
up spoke Jack:
"Unclc Ted, | read in the paper to-
day that Congress was talking over the
offer of j. Pierpont Morgan of his Lon
don residence as permanent home for
the American ambassador. Does not
Uncle Sam provide homes for his am
bassadors?'
Yes, / saw that myself chimed in
Ruth "and it said there were some
men in Congress who objected to our
government receiving house from Mr..
Morgan. Why was that, when Con-
gress is working hard to economic 2"
CHOW, children, you have opened up
good point for discussion,' replied
Uncle Ted. "And if Ruth will remove
from her features that linked sweetness
long drawn out, while Jack let's me
give first aid to his thumb, I will talk
about the way our foreign officials are
housed in foreign lands"
In two minutes Ruth returned with
the peachblow revealed in her cheeks
to find Jack sporting an iodined digit,
and Uncle Ted began:
"In the old days we were awfully
proud of our democratic institutions,
and our humble style Of living, and We
didn It want our representatives to for
eign countries to be paid very much,
for fear they would get stuck up and
want to remain abroad. We had the
pioneers distaste for 'all modern i'm
provements,' and we believed our for
eign officials should take pot-luck in
their living. The snuff-colored suit Of
Benjamin Franklin was considered good
enough for any diplomatic function,
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The Glenwood post., 1921-02-05

Bilious, Feel heavy after dinner,
Bitter tastef Complexion sallowi Liv-
er perhaps needs waking up. Doan' .
Regulets for bilious attacks. SOC at
all stores. 8
The Glenwood post., 1921-02-05

FIRST CHURCH OF
CHRIST SCIENTIST
93l Cooper Avenue
Sunday School, 10 a. m.
sunday services. II Il. Il
Wednesday evening service, j
Reading room open on Wednesday
afternoon. from 9 TO p. IN.
All are welcome.
The Glenwood post., 1921-02-05
METHoD1se CHURCH

10 a. m-Bible School.
II a. m.-Morning Service.
2 80 p. m.-Evening Service.
Midweek meeting Wednesday even
ing, 1880 O'Clock.
Residence SIS Blake avenue.
Phone Gieuwood 1853
REV, VIM. PEPPER, Pastor.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26
SALVATION ARMY IS
ARRANGING TO OPEN
POST In LAKELAND

Capt e. d. Henderson, recently Of
New York City. is in Lakeland from
Tampa, to arrange for the establish
ing of Lakeland post of the Saliva
ton Army.
The first meeting will be held in
Mum Park Saturday evening at s
o'clock. Arrangements for a perma-
nent meeting place will he made later
The Lakeland post will be in charge
Of Capt and Mrs. Henderson, who
have both completed ten months
course in the Salvation Army Train
ing School in New York.
During the World War, Capt. Hen.
derson served in the navy, and it was
while in the service that he obtained
the insight into the good accomplished
by the Salvation Army that impelled
him 70 take an active part in the work
uf this organization. He is a young
man Of pleasing personality and he
and Mrs. Henderson will be welcomed
10 Lakeland.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26
EVANS OFFERS
HOME TO CITY
OF FORT MYERS

Fort Myers, July 26.-Capt. Ed. l..
Evans has offered to the city of Fort
Myers Tor park purposes his hand
some property on McGregor Boule-
ward, for 100000 which he will accept
in city bonds to run for a period OF
eight years, to be redeemed in equal
annual installments. Capt. Evans in
formed the city authorities he had re-
ceived an offer of $4,000 cash for the
property but would refuse to act upon
ii until the city decided whether it
would accept his proposal.
The property fronts 270 feet on Nc
Gregor Boulevard and extends back
$50 feet to the Caloosahatchie river.
1t has been beautified by landscape
gardeners and is regarded as one of
the most handsome tropical gardens
in Florida. Trees on the place in
clude % varieties of palms.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26
FEELS LIKE A REAL FELLOW

after nine years of stomach suf-
lering, collie attacks and bloating,
feel like a living person again. Four
doses of Mayrs' Wonderful Remedy
have entirely restored me. have met
a great many people who, | am sure.
need this medicine" 1t is simple,
harmless preparation that removes
the catarrhal smucus from the intes-
final tract and allays the inflamma-
ton which causes practically all stom-
ach, liver and intestinal ailments, in
Guiding appendicitis. One dose will
convince or money refunded. For sale
by City Drug Store and by druggists
everywhere
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26
COURT DECIDES
AGAINST SMALL
ON PROSECUTION
Says There is no Divine Right Of
Kings in Illinois and Gov
ernOr Must be Tried

Springfield. July 2G.-Judge Smith,
in his opinion on the question Of the
arrest nf Gov Small for embeZzle-
meni. today held that warrants could
.r served on the governor but the eX-
cutitc should be permitted to make
his appearance at his convenience,
within u reasonable time.
The Judge developed his opinion as
follows:
There is no such thing in Illinois
as the divine right of kings and that
the king has no counterpart in Hi
ncia.
THAT is is beyond the scope of the
governor - power TO call state troops
TO shield him from arrest.
That Gov. Small, despite his posi-
ton as chief executive Of the state is
subject to arrest and prosecution for
his actions as state treasurer
THAT the statutes of limitations
would expire through any prolonged
delay in serving warrants ON the gov
crnOr
THAT il is not the duty of the cour:
80 Withhold warrants for the governor.
THAT Governor Small should be
permitted 10 voluntarily present him
self before the court.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26
LATE WILLIAM P. GRAY
WAS ONE OF CHARLESTON'S
BEST LOVED RESIDENTS

K"coHt copies Of Charleston papers
ttcsIed hero contain eXtensiYe refer
,ucc4 r. the death Of William f. Gray.
- cousin Of Walter p. Gray Of the
First National Bank and for years one
ni the most prominent figures in
Charloston'S business, fratcrnal ana
social cir, les The deceased. native
al Petersburg. Va. was a son of the
late Colonel Gray. a distinguished
Confederate soldier. In Masonic cir
cles in Charleston he held high rank,
Icing thirty-third degree Mason, Il
Shrincr and president Of the Scottish
Rite Cathedral Association. In addi-
ZION 10 his Masonic affiliations he was
- member of the South Carolina So
cicty 81. Andrews Society and of the
Charleston Rotary Club. The funeral
from 81. Phillips Episcopal church
WAS one OF the most largely attended
IN the history of Charleston.
Dance at Hotel Thema Tonight.
Collins Jazz Band.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26
ORPHAN CHILDREN
PLEAD AND BEG
FOR GOOD HOMES
Children's Society Of Florida Must
Home is Badly Crowded
Find Homes at Once as

Never before in the twenty years of
the great statewide work of the
Children's Home Society of Florida
have as many orphan and homeless
children needed good homes as at the
present moment.
The Receiving Home of the society
in Jacksonville and the branch home
in Pensacola are both filled to capac-
ity and other children are coming in
daily for whom there will be no room
unless good family homes in large
numbers can be found at once.
Good homes are needed especially
fer Toys and girls over five years OF
age and up to fourteen. There are
plenty of applications for babies and
children under five so that the great
need is for homes that will accept
children over five years of age.
All that the Home Society requires
il that families who apply for chill
dren are of good character, and able
and willing to give child a good ed
ucation. love, care and a fair chance
H. the world, and that the child will
be treated in every way as a member
OF the family.
The society will give full informa-
ton in regard to the history of the
child, and places all children on APP
prevail for three months before requir-
ing any permanent arrangement for
the child.
If you want to render the greatest
service under the sun, send in your
application to Supt. Marcus c. Fagg,
42S st. James Bldg, Jacksonville,
who will be delighted to pick you the
lest one in the bunch. Do it today,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26
CHILEAN CABINET QUITS
WHEN SENATE GETS BALKY

Santiago, Chile, July 26.-The cabi-
net resigned yesterday afternoon af-
ter the senate had disapproved a
measure granting rate increases and
certain concessions to an English
railroad from Trapaca province,
transporting nitrate. President Ales-
sandra is expected to accept the res
ignati0ns and to form non-political
cabinet composed of his personal
friends.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26
PROMINENT CITIZEN Is
HIT ON HEAD In NIGHT
ATTACK BY ELECTRIC FAN

To be struck over the head in your
own home at midnight is not funny
at the time, according to l. v. Stevens,
who is able, however, to smile about
it today in the thought that it might
have been worse. Mr.. Stevens, after
a hard weeks work, had reached
home in safety, had in fact climbed
into bed, when a thug, or somebody,
hit him oveRthe head with baseball
bat, or some other weapon, rendering
him unconscious for few moments.
When he came to himself, he found
the electric fan, which had been on
the head of ,the bed, lying where his
head had bean, There was no other
clue TO the assailant A cash was cut
in Mr.. Stevsns's forehead, but his as
sailant not bsing animated there was
only the one blow. -A- =
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

Such a racket. Wouldn't it be
good plan for the League to examine
those infant republics and see if a pin
is sticking them any place?-Passaic
News.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Martin johnson, who
have made many beautiful travel
pictures, are about to sail for SoUM
merica to "shoot" SCENES aad
pygmies. Crueli
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

Katherine Macdonald has just
completed "Peachie" for First
National under the direction of Wal
lace Worsley. Sweet title, isn't it !?
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

1.-THE Journeys End" Hugo Bal
Inns -title-less production for
Hodkinson release, just played the
big Capitol Theatre, New York City,
and ripped all house records right up
the back.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

Frank Mayo has completed "1-he
Reverend Meddler" for Universal.
Wonder if it was inspired by the
gentlemen who are trying to put
Blue Sundays over on us!
Louise Glaum's next for Associ-
ated Producers will be Greater Than
Love-" What, oh what can it be?
I'll claim now there amt no such
animal"
Rudolph Valentino and Agnes
Ayres will be seen, according to
Jesse Lasky, in "The Sheik," the
much-discussed novel which George
Melford will picturize. Not Shrek"
-sheik.
Handle With Care" is the name
or the picture which the Rocket
brothers are making for Hodkin-
sen. Grace Darmond, Harry Myers,
James Morrison, William Court
leigh, and Lander Stevens are
"a,norg those present" A flock of
etcrs like that has to be handled
wit, care!
w. Christy Cabanne's new pro-
duction for re Pictures is called
"I'hc Barricade." They may be able
TO get over it, though!
r. w.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

Houdini, the handcuff king, is 60
ing to make a picture called "The
Man from Beyond" It'll probably
show him in lots of tight places!
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

It's great misfortune that Lenine
didn't recognize the worth of the cap
italistic class until after he had buried
most of 'em.-Columbia IS. c. Rec
ord.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26
CROP CONDITIONS
CONTINUE GOOD
THROUGHOUT STATE

Gainesville, July 26.-Crop condi-
tions, generally, continue favorable
in this state, although there is too
much rain in some sections, according
to the weekly review of crop condi-
tons in Florida by the Federal Blu
reau of Crop Estimates for the week
ended Saturday. Production pros
poets for corn are improving, the re-
port says.
The weather is favorable for rank
growth and weevils in the cotton crop.
according to the report, which adds
that the crop is not fruiting very
we'll
Prospects for rice, generally, are
not very favorable. Sweet potato
planting continues, with the condi-
ton of the crop described as good
to excellent. Hay prospects are good
and pastures excellent.
The condition of citrus fruits show
Improvement. All live stock is in
good condition.
All late crops are benefiting by
rains, the review says. Fall truck
work is making satisfactory progress
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

Dance at Hotel TheIma Tonight.
Collins Jazz Band.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26
How May the Classified
Ads. Serve You?

There may be problems which classified advertising
solve for you-but there many problems which this
vice-force works out quickly and pro6tably.
To find buyer for your real esate-hat classified prob
lem To find tenant for house apartment
office furnished to find buyer for used articles;
find work workers. partners nvestors-hese usual
problems for the classified They being solved for
of people every day. The of finding your solution will be
trivial that will require small consideration The result
the solution of problem which may have vexed you sore
may be worth you than you could readily compute
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

Let S Get
Down To
Brass Tacks
War time prices are
a thing Of the past,
and why quote war
time values. This
store when quoting
values, is talking of
today market value.
When we say one
dollar values, we
mean right now
prices. When we put
on specials, we give
you not the war
price on same, but
the now price. This
IS why we cannot cut
them in half. But
our price will COM
pare very favorably
with the others half
price. We sell for
cash, and don't have
to add the credit
losses.
MyriCks
of Lakeland
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

The trouble is that the average man
wants wartime prices for what he
sells and peace-time prices for what
he buys. 1T can't be done. Marion
Star.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

Dance at Hotel Thema Tonight.
Collins Jazz Band.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

Tulsa needs only sackG1oth.- She
has the ashes. Nashville Banner.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-07-26

New Prices
A;R ~
T. 3EJkAzAa5Il
III
e -:
l21EaagaI9N
eAse1e44 s53,@z-
At our recent Two
for One Sale we
practically sold out
our entire stock.
We just received a
big shipment of Man
haitian Shirts, Silks
and Madras, New
Neckwear, II o S e,
Collars, Underwear,
Hat, Caps "a n d
Shoes
New goods arriving
every day, up-to-the-
minute in style, with
new prices.
Come in and let us
show you our fine
Assortment of
Merchandise
Remember All our
prices are NEW.
'l'heHll[).
C|OthingCO.
The Home of Hart
Schaffner & Marx
Clothes
sssHsAu-,
New-York tribune., 1921-11-01
Patsy Haley Will
Referee Lewis-P ok
Wrestling Match
Boxing Arbiter Will Make
Debut as Mat Expert
Next Thursday Evening


The wrestling game received added
impetus last night with the announce
ment that Patsy Haley, one of the
foremost boxing referees in the coun-
try, had been selected to oficiate In
like capacity at the opening wrestling
matches of the season, to be held on
Thursday evening ut the Lexington
Theater. Ed ("Strangler") Lewis, for
mer worlds heavyweight champion,
will be the headliner. and his oppo-
nent will be Joe Polk, inter Allied
champion. In the co-feature match
Renato Gardini, the Italian heavy
weight king. will tackle Mike Romano,
the Jugo-Slav.
Lewis arrived in town yesterday, and
lost no time in going through his
PAGES, for he realizes he has quite a
task on hand to fatten Polk without
the aid of his deadly deadlock. How
ever, the "Straneler" is said to have
perfected variation Of the deadlock
that will prove just as effective as the
grip that won him universal fame.
Gardini will wind up training to-
day for his match with Romano. The
Italian champion was taking things
easy when Charles Karnolt was first
selected as his opponent, but since the
State Athletic Commission barred
Karnolt as an inferior foe, and substi-
tuted Romano, the Sicilian has been
training hard in anticipation of hard
match.
New-York tribune., 1921-11-01
e.. C.. N. Y. Freshmen Win
Swim From Morris High

The c. c. N. Y. freshman swimmers
won their second meet of the season
Yesterday when they defeated Morris
High School in the City College pool
by the score of 80 to 10. The Lavender
yearlings captured first place in every
event except the fancy dive.
Harvey, of the college team, and
Gernsbach, his teammate, displayed
fine form in winning the so and 100
yard swims respectively, while Grohe,
Of Morris, accounted for most of his
teams points
The sun maries:
5o-yard swim--First, Harvey. c. c, \. y.
second. Grohe, Morris; third. Rosenbluln.
i0e-yard swirn-.First, Guernsbach. c. c.
n "; second. Grohe, Morris; third. keden.
Morris.
2so-yard swim-Forfeited to C. c. N. Y.
freshmen.
Fancy dive--First Mitchell. Morris. 81
points; secoud Friedman. C. G. N Y, o7
podints; third; siegsl Morris, SIS points.
Soo-foot relay--Won by c. G. NJ Y fresh
men tGreenblatt. Clancy. Sfschitz and
Harvey)g second. Morris IT. s. (Morhard,
Grohe. Calvin and Goldstein)
Total-C. C. n. Y, freshmen, so. Morris
r. s. l3
New-York tribune., 1921-11-01
Poor Lighting Facilities
HereLikelyto SendMen's
Championship to Hub

AS a practical demonstration Of the
growth and popularity of lawn tennis
in this country the exhibition tour for
the benefit of the American Committee
for Devastated France, which was COM
pleted on Sunday at the Amackassin
Club Of Yonkers, is particularly strik
ing.
The lawn tennis season outdoors is
long one and the football warriors
force their way into the limelight be-
fore the court game comes to close
out of doors. For this reason, the at
tendance and the interest shown in the
matches in which Tilden, Richards,
Williams, Niles, Wallace, Johnson, Mrs,
Mallory, Miss Leslie Bancroft, Miss
Martha Bayard, Miss Eleanor Goss and
Mrs. Banjamin E. Cole participated
was remarkable thing.
Tennis has never been and will
never be one of those sports that at
tract the tremendous crowds that
gather at football and baseball games,
and for the very good reason that 80
per cent of those interested in tennis
play the game themselves and would
rather take an active than passive
part. When it is stated, therefore
that the average attendance at each of
these exhibition matches was about a
thousand and that total of approx
mately $4,000 was turned into Miss
Anne Morgan's fund for France an idea
may be gained of the interest shown
And this after the close of the official
outdoor season, with the weather fal
New-York tribune., 1921-11-01
University Cls1bs
Will Open Squash
Campaign To-day
Yale, Glass B Champions,
Faces Harvard; Columbia
Takes On Princeton Team

The squash tennis season opens this
afternoon with three Class B cham
pionship games scheduled. Yale will
meet Harvard on the Crimson courts,
Columbia will tackle Princeton on the
Tigers home grounds and the Cres-
cents will invade the Army and Navy
courts'to engage last years tailenders.
The Harvard d-Yale match will attract
the largest galleries if these teams
put their best players into the fray.
They furnished the most thrilling
wind-up race in the history Of the
sport last winter, the Yale men win
ming by the narrowest of margins.
Thomas Coward jr., Glass B, indi-
vidual champion, who was largely re-
sponsible for the fine showing of the
Bulldog last year, is expected to be in
the lineup to-day, as are c. T. Cooney,
A. C. Schermerhorn and Reginald
Room, all members Of the champion
ship team.
OF the seven men who will play for
Harvard, E. II. Henlminway is the most
formidable. Others likely to compete
are G. E. Abbott, c. E. Ames and r. s.
Grinnell. The Crimson Class B team
did not show much last year, but the
Class A outfit was we'll balanced
machine and nosed out Yale for the
national championship.
The matches will start about S O'Clock
in the afternoon
New-York tribune., 1921-11-01
Grand Jury Fails to
Return Fight Indictment

No indictment or mention of the
Dempsey Carpenter fight was made by
the September grand jury of Hudson
County when it was discharged yester-
day afternoon in Jersey City by Justice
Swayze, of the Supreme Court. During
the sessions of the jury the justice
asked that they take up the matter and
ascertain if the law had heen violated.
When the members of the jury filed.
in before the justice they handed him
many indictments. The justice looked
them over and then, turning to the
jury, said:
Il an, sorry that you did not find a
bill of indictment in the boxing case,
but / can understand that there might
be difference of opinion as to the
law
New-York tribune., 1921-11-01
Harv ard Tennis Captain
Is Defeated i'm Doubles

CAMBRIDGE, Mass, Oct. 31.-Henrv
Guild and Burnham Dell. Of Boston,
won the doubles tennis championship
of Harvard this afternoon by defeating
Morris Duane, of Philadelphia, and
William Ingraham, of Oakland, R. l.,
in five sets, 6-2, SIS, 81, 2-6, 6-3
With the score sail in the final
set, Dell shot across three successive
aces, and after that the opposing play
ers went to pieces. Guild was last
years singles champion while captain
Of the varsity team. Guild and Dell
are students in the graduate school.
New-York tribune., 1921-11-01

Bar,tam,oeights Flash sIs'n
In Garden Ring This Eue''ing
International s. C..
Is Sued for Rental
OF Brooklyn Grounds

THE Ebbcts-McKeever Exhibition
Company, owner Of the Brock
lyn Baseball Club and Of Ebbets
Field, fled a suit in the Supreme
Court yesterday against the Inter-
national Sporting Club to recover
$8,626.
Charley Ebbets's corporation
leased the ball park to the sporting
club for period Of one year from
July last for the holding of box
ing bouts. The consideration was
10 per cent Of the gross receipts.
On July Is the international Sport
ing Club held the bantamweight
championship boat between Pete
Herman and Joe Lynch, which, it Is
alleged by the Ebbets- McKeever
combination, produced receipts
amounting to $86,260.
A day or two after the bout the
State Athletic Commission revoked
the license Of the international Club
to hold boxing contests because Of
the mismanagement of the Herman
Lynch affair. The Ebbcts-McKeever
company alleges it never received
its 10 per cent rake-ofs