The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1921-03-05

NTOSEY was trying TO get home
n the other night and turned oil
35th Street 10 go south on
Grand Blvd. A flying figure almost
knocked Nosey off OF his rather TN
stable pins. Thinking that he might
be helping the police he caught hold
of the running form and held on
despite the vicious swing aimed at
Nosey's hatless head. Then Nosey
recognized one OF the smartest OF the
smart set and asked him what all
the hurry was about The lat dentist
informed Nosey that he wanted to
catch car, and Noscy smiled as II
was 2:30 a. nj and not car M
sight Just then man came out oi
one Of the nearby apartments and the
gentleman broke out into lis run
for the car again Nosey cannot tell
what the second man said as he
passed, but it gave him the reason
why the first gentleman wanted to gel
away from that vicinity. Whatever
car he took certainly went long way
because ne did not 90 home that
night nor show up at his office Tor
two days
NNLY those who have wonderful
imaginations are able To get out
- OF tight situations with grace.
Nosey was at a little party at one
of his married friends house, and the
wife was supposed to be in the hos
pital. Well, there were two ladies
in the little party and they both were
blonde and looked Tor all the world
like race OF people who say they are
the salt Of the earth" Well. wife
had either gotten we'll or afraid to
leave hubby alone and entered the
small apartment Just as toast was
being given by the fsirest OF the two
Then hubby swallowed a small glass
and without choking or hesitating
informed wife that Nosey was from
the employment bureau and the two
girls were brought out to try out to
see which would make the best
house maid" The funny part OF
il all was that friend wife fell for it
and selected one of the girls. Need
less to say the hired girl has not
put in an appearance yet. Hubby will
not have any trouble explaining that
away either, but he has to get a maid
now. Maybe wife knew all the time.
You can't tell about these quiet
women
'COMETIMEs Nosey drops into
y the Morals Court with the
~ express purpose OF running up on
some OF his acquaintance whose
troubles have come TO a head. Last
week Nosey saw that proud young
lady OF Grand Blvd. answer to her
name with FIVE other ladies who
had unfortunately gathered at a
friends house for an evening Of
cards. She was insulted because the
police had interviewed and she had
been taken to the station, spelling the
evenings innocent pleasure. Nosey
heard her ask fearfully OF one OF her
companions who that long-noscd
man in the grey suit was and nearly
tainted when informed that it was
Nosey. Her fright came from the
fact that she knew Aosey knew her
mother and was at the house when
she said she was going to the movies.
She told the Judge a different tale.
Her indignant air though. would fool
almost anybody-her mother and the
Judge included-Nosey excepted
HVERYBODY loves a lover and
II so does Noscy. But there is
one lover that has even tested
Nosey's devotion to those stricken by
Cupd's dart This humble, sweet
gentleman loves morning, noon and
night and never stops He changes
the object OF his devotion every
second. Wives, mothers, daughters
all receive his attention. Nosey is
through with him now because he
heard him address a six loot healthy
looking real estate maqnate in front