The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-06-21

Van. used to raise the dickens n the
And r.ise the same sweet brand the vhoie
n the afternoons my speed. sir. vas 4 caution
oh. indeed. SRI
And SHUTDOWN used 70 ma me going strong
Gosh. ] must have been tri1l TO my motnef
And I've no doubt n1Arred the neiShbars'
so. vken ali those noises blishtfng came to
right started writing
OF Days whea /. too. vas An -orn'sy boy.
YEARS aso I've mentiousd This before) 4
pone intitnlied The Telephone Girl" appeared
h ]. RS eoiyun. CWe recall if-zs Ne also
said befofe- Seeause ve penned reply to III
country weekly. Yesterday the thing. like
Banq1os khoss, came again to haunt rs. Some
one clipDed Il from the Bell Telephone News
and mziied It to Us II re run across that
cpnfounAed pomk again re shall-Hell. re shall
simply scream
Ne lsepirel tExtfssf1iaAHy 8, h Hso)
From the Davenport Tmesl
AUTO1ST GETS HEAVY FINE
Henry ". Horst, Rock 1slsfd con-
tractor. and son, Lester r, will leave
Hook IsiAAd Friday. June II. for New
York city, from where they will sail On
the saeamef ROTTERDAM June Is for Rot
terdam, Holland Mr. Horst expects TO
v:sit his sister at Cassei. GERMANY
SEEING ION the editorial page Of the
Quincy WING Joufnal) thfs caption.
WHEN THE SPOKE SPEAKS.
BY Dr.. Frank Crane.
We Ito continue the broken paragraph
|wsfo not surprised, because the revefed doc
10 prolific IN writing on bizarre subjects Bat
|cne Glance 1t the arst sentence Of the article
a. L. Al ~ T. -
"a in when the delegation called It read.
when the pope speaks ne should listen"
-GREW spoke feelineiy Of the plight Of
many men in ni1ins camps Who have not been
working and whom have encountered great dif-
heulties United PreRk
who. WHO" seFoscAed the owl But the q.
In. Aollered -vhon!-
The Diary of a Pale Blue Ass.
June 1.-THE morning afte the night be-
l0re A bit weary upon arising Eyes bottle.
ne. l fear the sights on the dance floor OF
the Capitol last niEht have caused stf1bismns.
Small vorder. Home late
June 1s-Hot No eatry.
June 1e-Hoeter Ditto.
| June 17-Hottest Ditto.
June 1s-.!!!! -. still. the bathtub was
comfortable.
| June ls-Up early Shaved. Tossed 4 nick
el to decide vhethsf to spend tho day in the
hatht1h or get out long CROUCH to 60 to church.
| fha nickel Voted unanimously that oush, "a
60 10 church The Lady Who Hates to Darn
my Socks decided We should go 10 South Park
iPfesbyterian. That decision also vas unari-
m0a& Al times the sermon made me forget
the heat-tA1n which l can give ne hiGhH
pfaise- =. Sunday. however. seems to b. my
uniucky day. After the rain I attempted "a
raise = window. 1t stack FoolishIy 1 arxuud
with it. With the result that my hand sliuped
and my elbow vent mefrily through asoat "A
worth Of plate glass Considerable blood val
spilled from the forearm, not the glass; be,
H.. Qnery: Should I. or should not, 70 ,r
church next Sunday.
June 20-Hot all day Cooler this evening
Neglected the oDlyan At the once. Writing d
ut home -. The Young RafRan inst ktssst
ne goodnight, With an Il lore you. daddy.
Heisno somednss one io.ss for rieho b,
bad rather be ths father II the Disobedisn1
lDansel and tha YoaAs Ratdan than-vell. u,
richest bachelor In the world
PART Of 4 headline in the Davenport Demo
Ierat rsadx. Both Killed Instantly q cnnttac.
With High Power Line.
sounds like suicide pact
| II GREATEST rnuII.
heard then say vhsn vas bat = child
That il from some high place one had To Jun,
An open pafasol 6ae firmly held
TO earth ono voald descend without . buup
$50 70 NJ fathers woodshed tall spod-
| pafasol ught-caaspe4 in my small hand
Ana to it, highest paint made NJ vv
Prepared like any gfacsfsi bird to land.
with WAT thrin spox de fstesu, Han,
tel Il ysf-though many years I've Seen
For. Ike 20 many leaps I've taken since
Icane down hke IL far-fAmed Darfus Grssa
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