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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18
IN A CAFETERIA.
a Twin Bed Lecture.)
By j. p. McEVOY.

Mrs. DoveIeigh came down town
10 have dinner with Mr.. DOveleigh.
He said Ire was tired and wanted TO
eat fast and so suggested that they
go TO a cafeteria. Well. well. hus-
bands never seem to learn anything
by eapericncc.) Did you say cafe
terra? i wasn't sure 1 heard you
correctly. oh no. IL doesn't make
any difference TO me. Why should
IL? A cafcteria's good enough for
me. OF course IL il was just you, 1t
would be different. You wouldn't
be caught i'm q cafeteria II you were
taking any of your men friends out
for dinner, but with your wife, it's
Just another thing. No, 1 am not
complaining. What makes you think
so? Didn't | say il was all right. l
am perfectly willing to go to a cafe
teria and break my back carrying a
tray around and disloCa.e my shout
der reaching for things, and get
broken arches from walking all over
the block. Naturally i prefer that
TO going TO a restaurant where there
Is nice music and walters at my
beck and call.
IF IT'S ALL RIGHT, QUIT
GRABBING ABOUT IT. l am not
era bbing. whatever that means.
What makes you think I am? Didn't
I say it was all right? But YOU can't
expect me 10 jump up in the air
and clap my hands and gurgle with
glee just because you are going TO
take me out 20 a cafeteria for din
ner-Just as If I came down town
often for dinner. THIS is THE
THIRD TINE THIS WEEK. It's
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18
MRS. HARDING ON DRESS.

The next FIRST lady" OF the land has spoken Dress
is among the things closeup in her mind And she
says this:
81 have always felt clothes are tremendously
important No can AFFORD 20 be Indifferent
about them"
Well spoken! Most OF Us like to say that it is
what a person is and not what he looks Ike that
counts. but, in reality, make our arst judgments
of men on their looks and find out what they
a leisure
Most OF us are engaged in the business OF SELL
ing personalities. 1t sad reflect. but
that to attract customers to our characters we
give ourselves a certain amount Of window
dressing The function of good clothes provide
the immediate attraction that personality OF
itself forthwith attract.
Besides compelling the instant attention OF others,
good clothes also have the quality OF encouraging
pat the back OF the Who has not felt
the self-confdenee and the pep that a new spring
suit, or even a new hat imparts?
Huh Editors and reporters did you say, haven't?
Well, that is because they get the spring
suit, hat. Please don't mention the dress OF
the newspaper fraternity in connection with the
fashions to be at the white house. Their fash
ions set in a different sphere.
According 70 reports from some colleges students
have been turning their sheepskins into bootless
-
NsFn 1raa
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18
THE CLIPPER SHIP.

Time. indeed. brings about wonderful changes.
We be of today's Judgment Pre-
cedents constantly going to smash. Improve
Beneath il all there is an undercurrent that flows
forward.
strange ship flying the Portuguese iag puts
into South African rort for repairs. She is the
Guilty Sark, last of the famous China clippers
naming on the high seas
The of the clipper ship was a bare quarter
of century. The was launched in 1S45. Steam
ships crowded the clippers OF business and with
them went most OF the romance ocean life.
II is doubtful if has ever produced a moro
artistic creation than the clipper ship flying before
the wind with its $4,000 square feet OF sails spread
like the picture you remember in your schoolbooks.
There lure even in the names Of those sails
the Tapping Lahoo, Jib-o-Jib and jamie Green
sails.
The clippers wooden ships ana. as wood
plentiful in America in those days, and cheap, the
small clippers permitted the United States build
up merchant marine that in 1850 totaled 2.3l4,-
$40 From then until world war our nner-
chant marine declined steadily.
In 1920 the United States built and launched a
ship tonnage greater than the whole American
merchant fleet afoat 1850. Many of these ships
could carry the Guilty sark as cargo but consider
builders not SLOW.
Our forefathers lost their merchant marine.
vention did it, Let guard
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18
More Truth
: Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE

POOR 10!
The Indians OF the west are now
gathering chicken feathers for their
war bonnets.
No more tao helpless enigrants
In hopeless horror quail
To see the mounted troops advance
Along the mountain trail.
No more the scout, midst wild
alarms
That terro-sze his days.
Piucks arrows from his legs and
arms
TO build a signal blaze,
FOR Big Chief Kiilum-like-s-Shc.,
once terror Of the Platte.
Is chasing chickens round the let
To ge: his winter hat
The husky hand that held the DOW
Whose arrows straight and light
Once laid the iordly bison low
or checked the eagles fight.
The hand that held the flashing
blade
That gathered scalPs galore
And many u naughty foeman laid
Amid his flowing gore.
Is reaching for a puilets throat,
For vanished is bis pride.
And Big Chief Killum wants coat
With feathers down the side.
When Mrs. Farmer hears row
Among her feathcred flock.
She does not shrek with terror now
Or perish from the shock;
She merely takes a rolling pin
Without a qualm OF quake
And gathers Big-Chief Killum In
And ties him 10 a stake.
Though still the prairie rolls and
heaves
And still the north winds roar,
When Indian chiefs turn chicken
thieves
The west is wild no more.
Copyright 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG.

SHADES OF OLE CLARK. LISTEN
TO THISi
Fastidious Freddie came 20 No
ire Dame, fresh from the refining
influences OF a cultured and iuxuri-
Gus home. Unable to grab his morn
ing meal at the Oliver at a. m. he
figured he'd save time and dashed
into Ollie Clark's main restaurant.
The olue-shirted bimbo growled out
8 "Whatcha gonna have?'' and fss-
tldious Freddie plunged on sinkers
and coffee. OF course the coffee was
IN a thick. substantial mug and
Freddie noted the lack OF saucer
accommodations.
Pardon me. but where is the
ssucer?"
I'VE amt got no saucers." said
the blue shirt, IF we got any o. dem
in here some o desc birds would
come In and blow in their saucer
and we'd lose lot o de swell, fash
ionable trade we got"
". E. LOOMS writes in from
Mishawaka that the Slant in refer
ring 10 South Bend as a musical
center must have been thinking Of
the Colfax Glee club, which is prob
ably the correct surmise.
Earl Reeder wonders II Adam
Beehler will remember 10 send him
flowers on ST. Patrick's day.
IL THIS WAS Us. THE MISTAKE
WOULD NEVER HAVE
OCCURRED.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18
Ignorant Essays
BY J. P. McEVOY

not the third time this week. Even
IF it was, what's the difference. Can't
come down town for dinner If
want to? Do you have 10 insult me?
Is it because you are getting so
stingy that you don't want to buy
your wife a dinner. I guess that's
IL.
Amt 1 GOING TO BUY YOU A
DINNER. Oh yes, but what a din
ner. III L wasn't your wife you
would be taking me to n swell res
taurant where there are rose shad-
cd lights and music, but instead OF
that, have TO go to a cafeteria.
DARN 1T, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GO TO A CAFETERIA. Oh YES I
do. If j suggested your buying a
regular dinner for me you would
cry your eyes out. Your squawks
could be heard over land and sea.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S
SQUAWKING. What IL 1 am? I
have a right 10 squaWk YOU JUST
SAID YOU WEi1E SATISFIED 1
am. | have gt't 10 he. No IL doesn't
make any difference TO me. I
wouldn't go anywhere else, not If
you begged me on your hands and
knees. L AM NOT GOING TO.
HERE WE ARE. Here you are. Do
you think I am going in there? I
should say not WHERE DO YOU
WANT To GO? 1 don't want to go
anywhere. L THOUGHT YOU SAID
1T DIDN'T MAKE ANY DIFFER.
ENCE TO YOU. 1t doesn't That's
why 1 am not going. ..
NOTE: At last reports Mr.. Dove
leigh hadn't figured it out either.
but then he's rather thick in his
kind befuddled way-like m st
husbands.
Copyright. 1870
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18

Lon Eaton OF Louisian'.
Was proved the worlds most
thankful man:
For he. although devoid Of hope
And doomed by law TO stretch a
rope,
Still lives to marvel at his fate
Because the sheriff forgot the date.
The optimist SEE that it's pretty
hard these days to keep from get
ling wood alcohol instead of good
natured alcohol.
BRIEF NEWS OF THE CITY.
Tom Brandon writes from New
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18
Catarrh will Go
Help Comes I'm Two Minutes-OOm-
plete Relief i'm a Few Weeks

piclc hCHcl IN a CIV Ncth@
Don't go on hawking yourself sick
every morning, it's cruel. it's harm
,ul and its unnecessary.
II after breathing Hyomei. the
vonderworker, you are not rid Of
.Ia cafarrh you can have yOu-
money hack.
so stomach dosing just take tho
little hard rubber inhaler THAI comes
with each ouJit, and pour into Il
. few drops OF Hy0meI. Breathe &c
. according TO directions In two
minutes IL viii relieve YOU OF that
stuffed up feeling. -so 10 daily and
f in a few weeks YOU should be en-
-i~ely free from catarrh.
Breathing Hvoiaei is a very pleas
ant and certain way % loI catarrh
lrns
/ Get O Hyomoi o1,ft today. It's
sold by drU-gi7ts everywhere with
guarantee 80 OutClly and safely end
catarrh, Group, ccSghs colds. sore
throat and bronchitis or money back.
It's Inexpensive. NetuCks Cut Rate
+ Drug Store can supply you.-Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18
WENDELL
PILLS
AMBITION
BRAND

To the man o. woman who is run
down. tired or overwOrked. wendell
Pills. Ambition Brand. should be
found usefu. as general tonic. and
as an aid 10 nature in bringing
strength and health.
Wendell Pills Ambition Brand.
have been used and recommended
for years as "a general tonic and mild
laxative, dependable preparation OF
genuine merit-perfectly safe and
pleasant in action-eutirely worthy
OF your confidence whenever "A gem
era tonic needed.
Wctuck's Cut Pate Drug Store or
any good druggist viii supply you
with Wendell pills Ambition Brand.
on the understanding that they viii
cheerfUIIy refund your money on thG
first package purchased y your are
not entirety satisfied. Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18
we'd Better Be Careful.

II Uncle Sam lends any more
money TO Europe II will probably be
invested In ocean fares 10 bring the
population OF that quarter OF the
world over here.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18

York that Mayor Hylan met him at
the station when he struck town.
and that the work of, tearing down
and removing the Statue OF Liberty
to France is progressing nicely.
Nelson Jones wore his stylish.
grey cutaway suit to the Kiwanis
luncheon Thursday. Quite crowd
followed Nelson into the dining
room 10 see what he would do with
the tails OF the coat when he sat
down.
We are in receipt Of a short let
ter from Schuyler Rose. the coal
man. IL the weather would stay
warm like the first Of the week, we
think we would get independent
and sit down and give Schuyler a
piece OF our mind.
F. ]. Vogt is in town busily en-
gagged in getting the new Ward and
Lewis ladies' store ready for open
ing on s. Michigan 81. Mr. Vogt's
first name Is Francis, but the rolice
have decided 10 permit him TO re-
main in town, but it is expected
they will keep an eye on him for a
time.
A former college student, who is
asst TO solicit the grocery stores for
advertising. probably gets his frs
glimpse OF food in many long day.
Walter Fegan was commenting
the other day on The News Times
having all young men employed in
the various departments OF the pa
per, causing us 20 remark, "Oh, you
betcha, they're young. We chloro-
form them after they are 30" Wal
ter spoke up. How about John
Henry Zuver2" With reference 10
Mr.. Zuver. we will say that Mr..
Zuver was chloroformed IN 1911 but
evidently it did not take.
John r. Sweeney, one OF Andy
Weisberg's right hand men. SEE the
ole fire will be back in journalism
now since the price Of Coco Cola
has been reduced.
We were somewhat surprised TO
read that John DeHaven introduced
the speaker at the Knife and Fork
club. They must have had to bind
and gage the eminent insurance ex-
pert TO allow time for the speaker
to squeeze a word in somewhere.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18
Now,s Their Big Chance.

II we were Jerry Travers or
Francis Ouimet we'd apply for q
place in the executive offices right
away.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18

York that Mayor Hylan met him at
the station when he struck town.
and that the work of tearing down
and removing the Statue OF Liberty
to France is progressing nicely.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18

a large roomy golden oak Wardrobe.
Special Tomorrow .....--...-..... Si7S5
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18

Latest style, frosted black reed Baby
Cab. In very good condition and q very
lco price Spacial Tomorrow $500 500 y
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-18

POOR 10!
The Indians OF the west are now
gathering chicken feathers for their
war bonnets.
Tombstone epitaph., 1921-08-21
BOY KILLED; FIRES
INTO DYNAMITE

FLAGSTAFF, Aug 15.-One little boy lost his life and three others were slightly injured in a peculiar acci- dent al Williams. Wednesday noon The dead boy is Clarence. 11.year- old son of Charles Sullivant of Will jams Two of the others, about the the same age. are: William. son of George Spellnire of Williams: Miles. son of Professor T H. Cureton of Williams. The fourth boy was a Mexi. can whose name was unknown 10 Dep uty Sheriff W '. Campbell of Will. jams. who described the accident over the phone 70 a Sun representative Wednesday night just before the in- quest was held
 Mir Campbell said the four boys were hunting. some Of them having heavy ca!sbe-si ans Trey were ou. near the N!ckecscn place. about a mile west of Williams. st a cirder pit. The oinders were being hauled from there to uss on the streets at Will jams, and dynamite had been used in ioosening them. A box Of dynamite was cached in short tunnel in the cinders.
 The boys spied the box and the Sul- livant boy stepped up close to the end of the tunnel. and standing only six or eight feet from the box Of dyna. mate fired into it. There was ter. rife explosion.
 The little fellow was cut and bruis ed all over. where rocks and cinders hit him.
Tombstone epitaph., 1921-08-21
WALKER CASE
 IS POSTPONED

This afternoon shortly before taking of testimony in the HaveIty case was started, Judge Lockwood announced that the case of the State vs. W ?. Walker would be continued until the 22nd, owing to the fact that the de- fendant reported that two of the ex- pert witnesses for the defense were seriously i'll. The court set the case over until the 22nd. pending the re- ceipt of doctors certificates. The witnesses are expert accountants, who audited the books for the defense One is ill with daptheria in Phoenix, and the other yesterday underwent an operation in Los Angeles, and it is possible they may not be able to at tend the trial for at least 30 days. Pending the receipt of the doctors certificates the court will hold the case in abeyance It had been origi- nally set for trial on the 18th.
Tombstone epitaph., 1921-08-21
LET 'EM BiTEi" SAYS , PIONEER, AS RATHER
 ATTACKS HIS HAND

PRESCOTT. Aug. I5-"Let 'em bite" is the motto Of J. P. Waldron of Sawtelle. Cal. when dealing with rattlssnakes. Fer 90 years a friend Of Colonel E. A Rogers. former edi- tor Of the Courier, Waldron called at the office of the paper today with an illtempered rattler trapped around his wrist, all set to startle and amuse his old friend Whether it was the ab- serce Of the colonel or the mean look of his successors that caused it, the snake suddenly took an uglier look and bit the hand which held him. "Oh. don: worry" said Waldron to the startled spectators around him. I've been bit before. Let 'em bite. It's fear that kills, not poison The same snake bit Waldron earlier in the day, when he picked it up near the Moves ranch not far from Prescott
Tombstone epitaph., 1921-08-21
DIES AT SUSNYsiCE

James Lamb returned home today from Sunnysids, where he was called several days ago due 10 the death 0. his niece, Mrs. Lucy Langford, pioneer woman of Sunnyside.
 The death of Mrs. Langford occur red last Thursday and sine was buried Friday in the Sunnyside grave yard. Death was due to old age infirmities. She leaves four childreD, Bert, Ken meth. Cyrus and Nellie, mother, Mrs Clary Herrick, brother and numer- ous other relatives
 Mrs. Lang:ord came n Cochise county in 1879 and together with her
Tombstone epitaph., 1921-08-21
TUCSON OFFICER F.HcS
 PLOT TO DUMP INSANE
 FROM NORTH ON ARIZONA

TUCSON, Aug 15.-What is de ciared by local Immigration Officer Walter F. Miller to be a plan on the part Of Washington state officials to foist onto the state of Arizona all their discharged indigent asylum in mates, was uncovered here today when Officer Miller discovered half witted Pole at the Southern Pacific de pot
 Miller. on questioning the Pole, whose name is unknown, was inform ed that he had been brought to this destination by man named E. E. Macklin. The latter came in during the questioning and the pair were taken to immigration headquarters for further investigation
Tombstone epitaph., 1921-08-21
STATE RESTS IN
 HAvERTY CASE STATEMENT OF DICK HAvERTY

Met Jim H. his boys and Smith in my pasture. Told smith wanted see hin. Called hin of 10 one side. Jim butted in told me hal peer s',ckinS Frank Moson. Smith talked reason able Jim said get off Of your horse and fight like a man did and he sho. me from off h's horse lis boy Clay called him, Jim. damn fool! Jim said this may brake me. but I will get that - out of way.
 Sr:ith had pull hin of k7ep hi-l frcIn shooting me aga'7 Hben he throwed down on me l threw up my hands and stopped, then he shot me
 R K. HAvERTY.
 F. P. MOSON.
 JIM KANE
 J. D. KELLEY.
Tombstone epitaph., 1921-08-21

husband. has resided in the east side Of the Huachucas until his death some years ago. when she continued to live al Sunnyside. She was one of the first residents Of Tombstone in the early sos and was one of the first school teachers in the county. having taught the frs; school at Tanner Can yOn in the Huachucas.
Tombstone epitaph., 1921-08-21
AFTER CORN THIEVES

PATAGONIA, Aug. 17.-Al1en Pow ell has hit on a novel scheme to catch the culprits who are nightly stealing the corn from his patch of ground leased from the Northcraft grant near town. Mir. Powell has set a total of eighteen bear traps and has poisoned certain rows of corn in order to sat isfy himself who this thief of the night might probably be.
Tombstone epitaph., 1921-08-21

Following day Of intensely inter estins testimony submitted by the state in the case of the State vs. Jas Haverty. charged with killing his brother, Richard K Haverty, on April 23rd. the state rested it's case this afternoon shortly before 4 o'clock. ar the defense announced that they would probably be able 10 conclude their side of the case by tomorrow evening. This would indicate that the case will go to the jury early Fri day.
 Poth the morning and afternoon sessions were filled with interesting if not dramatic testimony, the most important bit of evidence submitted by the state being the dying state ment Of Dick Haverty. which he signed on his death bed Ii was in- troduced shortly after the afternoon session Of court opened when Ji1n Kelly had testified that he had signed the statement. Wm. Kelly followed Jim Kelly and related incidents con. nected with Jim and Dick Haverty Soon after the election in 1916. Kelly said, he had a conversation with Dick at the Aston ranch, and Jim sad he was sorry Dick was elected constable as somebody would have to kill him, because he was hot headed and fussy, and if some Of you boys don't l will have to do it" Kelly said he added.
 Pete Haverty and Harry Haverty, brothers of the defendant and the dead man, told of incidents as far back as 1906. during which time Jim and Dick had been at loggerheads, and they said Jim had treated Dick roughly and not as a brother should. At Q Christ mas tree party three or four years ago, Jim attacked Dick several times while Dick was acting Santa Claus. and it finally resulted in a fight be- tween the two. both the witnesses said.
 Mrs. Hortense Haverty, wife. of the deceased. occupied the stand for a coniderable period. She spoke in a subdued voice and related the incl dent of the shooting as other witness es had done before her.
 When she heard of her husband being shot she ran into the house, she said grabbed Dicks rifle and got into their hired boy and drove to Kellys' house. There they took the rifle away from her.
 Her husband kissed her, she said, and told her to be brave and go to Moson's and they would take care of her. He told her exactly how 1t hap pened, she said, adding that Jim told Dick after an epithet. that he had
Tombstone epitaph., 1921-08-21

horse. Jim pulled his gun and he threw up his hands, when Jim shot. Jim started to shoot me again. but they stopped him" Dick added. Mr. Moson repeated
 When the written statement made by the dying man was shown Moson. he said it was the one made by Dick and signed by himself. Jim Kane and Jim Kelly, besides the dying man. When Moson started out 10 get the ambulance 10 take Dick to the Fort. he said Dick told him: Frank. I'll tel you goodbye because I'm not go ing to see you again when you get back"
 Moson ther related the incidents of Dick being taken 10 the Fort and op- erated upon and what he saw his con dition to be. Before applying the ether, Dick told him: Frank. here's where l take the long ride" Moson said. The doctor told Dick that he i thought he was the nerviest man in the world. to which Dick said: Yes. but l can feel myself slipping. l am numb from the hips down" The ether was applied and the operation performed and Dick died shortly be- fore o'clock, Moson stated. Cross-examination of the witness lasted good half hour and he reiter- ated many statements made during the direct examination.
 The examination by the plaintiff ar- torney centered mostly on the rela- tions of Dick Havertv. Jim Haverty and Moson regarding the cattle busi. ness in which it was brought out that Dick had told Moson tha, Jim was stealing all his and Mosons cattle Jim Haverty and Smith were about 10 put them out Of business. Moson said Dick told him. and they decided 10 see Frank Moore of the Sanitary Board early in January 10 see if they could not get protection Enroute to Rucker Canyon tc see Moore they stopped in Tombstone and had talk with Sheriff Hood Cross-examination also tried to show that enmity exist cd between Jim Haverty and Moson over piece of government land on the military reservation. but the state was sustained in all it's objec- ions
 Jim Kane. oattleman who. was the first one to the scene of the shooting, told Of one of the Haverty boys com ing to the Fletcher ranch 10 get a car 10 take Jim 10 the Kelly house He got the car and arriving on the scene saw Dick lying on the ground in what is known as the Mrs. Kelly pasture Dick told him he was glad be came. Kane said, so he could see that he had no gun. Kane said he examined Dick and his horse and could see no gun He took him 10 the Kelly place and went from there to the fort for Q doctor, returning about Il o'clock in time to sign the statement made by Hayerty to Moson and his wife and Jim Kelly. He signed the statement. he said. when Dick told him he had made it and signed it himself.
 Cross-examination occupied but a few minutes up until noon recess when the witness was excused