New-York tribune., 1921-12-07

our info comes from perusal Of the
Childs advertisement--has caused to
grow an ear of corn with red, white,
and blue kernels.
BY the way, our test for an East
erner is this: He speaks Of tho North.
western University and Ann Harbor.
The Traffic Cops Honor Roll
Guess I lost my drag
With Calliope, Clio.
Et AL,
When I forsook them fat for
Sordid commerce,
Phi Bet key and all.
Hour long appeals to foreign cables
Bring me no exotic
Inspiration,
No lyric urge.
Only news of rejected shipments
And the memory
OF my entry for favorite
Traffic cop
| The little brown guy
With the green uniform and white
spats,
Who smokes cigarettes
On the corner
Of Isabella the Catholic and
September tho Third streets,
Mexico Cit1. n. C.
Knowing how eager clipping bureaus
are to supply xAsir clients with the
slightest reference to them, we'll bet
that the preceding piece of NJ. G.'s (cf
line 15) will cost Little, Brown e. Co. SC.
"How many from the East" asks
Grantoldrice, "know that California
has about as many students to draw
from as Harvard, Yale, and Princeton
coinbined?" Well, if only one from the
East even thinks that is true, he errs.
The number of students registered at
the University of California is about
the same as the total at Harvard, Yale,
and Princeton. But about half the
Berkeley students are women; and
sturdy and eager as the native daugh-
ters may be, they are not--God bless
'en1, as the fellow says-availablc foot
ball material
In accordance with our annual GUS
tom, We proclaim that when we re-
ccive two contributions of equal merit
the one in the envelope adorned with
the majority of Christmas seals gets
the preference.
Just because the adored Americans
adve rtisement spoke Of it as "The
Varying Snore," A. M. thought the
show was going to be bedroom farce.
Pitiless Publicity
tFrom The Times
Lord Riddell. member of the British
delegation to the disarmament conference.
has come from Washington, d. c. and is
at the Ritz-Carlton for few days, where
Mrs. Elisha Dyer Is spending a few days,
having arrived from Baltimore.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Allan
Shaver, of Is Cherry Street, son,
j. Allan, jr., yesterday morning.-Ashe
willie, N. c., Citizen.
And what bright little pupil in the
paragraphing class will tell Teacher
a good headline for that?
The 18th Amendment in New Hampshire
tFrom The Newport IN. H. Republican
Champonl
Considerable excitement prevailed at the
Newport House at about o'clock Friday
morning when young man by the name
OF Curtis Brassaw made his entrance to
the lobby of the hotel only a few minutes
after another party had come in He i'm
mediately made his way to the ladies' parlor,
which Is up one fight of stairs, and took
a seat, whereupon the night clerk, Mr.. Lang.
dell, escorted him down to the office,
The clerk could not seem to ascertain
as to whether the young man had made a
reservation. SO called the head clerk, Mr..
Nimky. Meanwhile Brassaw had torn down
an electric light fixture one OF the
writing desks, broken two lights Of glass
in the dining room door and had drunk a
bottle of ink. He was obsessed with the
idea that he had purchased the hotel, and
had right to stay there. Policeman Mason
s. Colby was called by telephone, who with
e'S "oo'oeo''SS " NacOASC II. i-SWlS, GeOTyC
Page, Ezra Shattuck, Harold P. Shepard,
and James Wright, placed him in the lock-
up. He was taken TO his home on Green
hurst Street later in the day.
lord Riddell Says America Will
Win Thanks of World" headlines The
Tribune. If We were less the vision
ary, If we ever permitted the cynicism
OF materialism to infect this column.
we should be tempted to ask whether
any other country wants to match US
double or nothing.
Well, the Irish Free State is to have
the same status as Canada, Australia,
New Zealand, and South Africa. And
one of its first acts probably will be
to select it's Davis Cup team.
BACHELOR will share apartment;
steam heat, electric lights; men only.
Chelsea S549.-The Times.
An acute case, our diagnosis is, of
gynephobia.
''Ihere were six children" says the
anti-feminist Globe, "and one daughter
as result of the union"