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Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
! Alay's Finish.
Algy met q bear.
Tho bear met Alsy.
g The bear grew hulgy.
The bulge was Algy,
The lrrenreIsalble Promo,

E THE irrepresslbls Promoter.
= 'get,rlch- quick promoter has IN.
ished serving his prison sentence
II suppose he improved the shining
hour and left with the best wishes Of
everyone at the prison7"
"Oh, yes. particularly Of the warden.
who invested the savings of life.
time in new scheme guaranteed to
pay profit Of 100, per cent"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
HeIp Wanted.

"Can be Of any service7" asked
the sympathetic motprist,
Eyes" replied the man who was in
distress, TIN preacher by profess
sion. II you'll Just come over here
and address a few appropriate re-.
marks to this internal fivver Of mine
I'll be extremely grateful"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
A Practical Start,

Flapper (romantically)-Oh, moth
er, I want to rise to higher things. l
want to act for the films and reach
the topmost rung of the ladder.
Mother-'rhat's the right spirit.
Elsie. Now climb right up OH this
stephdder, and put up the clean cur
tains.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
lJnsb,e IA saw.

us your wife receiving todayf"
II don't know whether she Is re.
ceiving or giving" replied Mr.. Big
gins. "Sl.e's playing bridge"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Pa.s "leks,.

edith, your mother tells rue that
you serve refreshments to all the
young men who can call on you
Eyes. papa"
"Well, you must think I have money
to burn, feeding the flames that way"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Those Girls

Those Girls.
Miss Ryval-"I didn't see you at the
Barclay bail, dear.
Miss Brigl,t---11l,at was probably be-
cause was surrounded by men all
the time.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Stretched. the Truth

Stretched the Truth.
Hub-What In the world induced
you to buy rubber plant7
Wife-The salesman said IL. you're
smart you can grow your own auto:
mobile tires. =. u
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Experienced.

A New York surety company says
that husbands IRE more honest tlr,n
bachelors. They've learned thu l',,i ITS
Of lying and trying to get away with IT,.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Deeper Than M 1,

Bacon-I see a vocational school for
tts employees has been established II
an Idaho mine $4,000 feet under
ground. II
Egbert-Evidently trying to make
deep thinkers Of the men.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22

Department OF the Interior U. s. Land Office
ut Bismarck, N. D.. Sept, 10. 1921
Notice is hereby given that John A. johnson
OF Seirdge. N. d., who. on August lal7,
made Additional Homestead Entry Serial No
0l9s.O for NE4 Section "a. Township 80 N.
Range 81 w. 5th Principal Meridian, has filed
Proof. to establish claim to the land above
described. before A. MEG. Beede. Comfy
Judge; at Fort Yates, N. D., on the 22nd day
of October, 1921.
Claimant names as witnesses:
]. H. Gecr, Lester Lund, Francis James
Demeria, Chriss Peterson, all Of Selfridge, N.
d.
Chas Glitschke, Register
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
News From the Honeymoo,

News From the Honeymoon.
Father-It's a telegram from daugh-
ter: Having lovely time. am think
ing of you constantly
Mother-There now-he's taught her
to tell lies already. s
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Too Experienced

Too Experienced.
She-Enthusiasm Is contagious.
He-Not always. I've courted girls
who didn't seem to share my enthusi- {
assn in the least.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Daily Ihouaht

l never knew any man in my life
who could not hear anotler's nnlsfur.
tunes perfectly like a Cl.risli;in.-.
Pope.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
..Ne Roem 10 apara,

M, - Sp@IssS S.S $50 8.
hagele-There Is one point upon
which Y have made up my mind.
& Miss keen-:A point, I SHOULD say, Is
sutnclentiy large for the purpose,
Reggie. s.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Mind Reall,dIsr.

Dixon-Holy smoke just met my.
wife on the street ssl sTs
Bixon-Tm sorry old man,. 1 haven't
= can't i could lenl. you. - -
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Bid. for Hauling Coal

Notice is hereby given that tn iolrd f
Cannon Bail School District No.3 vii, =. i've
bids for .ung Coal as descr bed in ne above
notice to ach Of the seven ScLoui houses in
said district as the 30 I'd may di,ect from
,lin. ~ tinle.
Bids will be opened III I e Clerks Office
utuay Oct Der Is 1921 Il 2: 0 +. Nj.
The Boa d reserves The right To reject
or all bi:s.
BY order OF the School Board.
James Zeenha, Geek.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
BRAND NOTICES

Brand notices run in this paper co.
5000 per year, Send in legiblc bra5,c
drawn with ink, and give full DIES rip
ton Address Pioneer, Fort Yates, N. L
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Stone Broke.

Stone Broke.
whats the matter with Jack;
hasn't he the sand to proposeY"
ooh, yes, but he hasn't the rocks to
get married."
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Proper, Indeed.

Proper, indeed.
Officer drilling recruits) Hey, you,
In case Of fire. what doyou dot"
Recruit yell.
Officer-Yell what?
Recruit-Why, what do you sup.
pose? Cease firing.-Paris LIE Rire.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Mayt,e Sd

II think most Of us get a square
DEAL"
'Well?"
'But sometimes we don't know how
to play our cards." @
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Makes Him ANTIQUE.

caller-1 suppose you often go out to
teas. *
Mrs. Bargins-Yes, to tease my hus.
band: He thinks I've gone shopping.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
His Poor Tale.

A teddy bear sat on the ice.
AS cold as cold can be;
But soon lie was up and walked away
my tale is told" said he.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
In Vaudeville.

"Who is this dame in vaudeville7''
"a lady who shot q. gent"
"Well, she can't dance, sing or act.
Why doesn't she put up target and
stick to her speciality"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22

LITERALLY
"lve decided TO buy cheaper hats
In the future, dear"
Good! That will reduce overhead
oxpenses,"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Notice for Publication

Chas. Glltschka, Register.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Notice for Publication

Chas. Gillschka. Register
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10
As Others See 1t
WHY PICK ON FLORIDA BEEF?
Stanford Herald.)

There is much said in tho various state
papers now about the Florida beef having no
markets and being of value and about the
ticks, etc, that a stranger in the state would
imagine that the Florida cattlemen the
road to the poor house Like every other crop
in Florida cattle in measure depended upon the
outside markets for a sale but like all other
crops, cattle can be sold at home and keep the
cattle owners from starving to death and the
outside world wag along without them. The
best markets for Florida beef are right in Florida
if the people would get that notion in their heads
We are always trying to buy something outside
of the state and the same holds true of our beef
and pork and other meats. If hotel wants chick
turkeys ducks they usually get cold
storage stuff when they could just as well use the
home grown. The cattle men of Florida are not
worrying about the cattle business half as much
as some other people. The cattle men are not
asking for any aid from any outside parties and
they seem to be doing very well and if the speci-
mems of Florida beef brought into the markets
here in Sanford example the cattle seem
to be doing very well And if there is market
for Florida beef at present neither is there any
market for the beef of the great west and south
west and the cattlemen of those great beef coun
tries having just as hard time as the cattle
men of Florida and much worse They are call
ing for money and asking for help and wang
and gnashing their teeth over the cattle question
and the ticks do not seem to enter into the argu
ment at all We do not see where this knocking
of the Florida beef will get us anywhere and this
newspaper that has always been advocate of
fence laws and tick laws thinks that more sys-
tematic campaign could be made for the sale of
Florida meats than such a campaign of knocks
to be made against the Florida beef.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10
The Stroller

There is one thing that we want to
emphasize. The Chamber of Com
merce is inviting suggestions as to
what we can do to further Lakeland )
interests. A city will be what it's
citizens make it. You may have an
idea that may bring wonderful re-
suits if properly developed. Now don't
be bashful. Any thing that helps
lakeland is bound to help all of us.
Now get that old tank to working and
let us have some real constructive
ideas.
And they said the Giants couldn't
beat Mays.
Well, we hate to say Il told you So
but we refer you to Saturday nights
Stroller"
And we pick the Giants again today
When will the vacant lot next to
the City Hall be fixed up? Tourists
are starting through and they are
bound to form opinions of our city
by the, appearance of our public
buildings. The. croquet courts pre-
sent a rather disreputable appear
ance. Not much effort to cut down
The grass, etc.
We entertain the South Florida
Press Association this weekend. The
Fourth Estate is one of our leading
factors and the impression that they
carry away of Lakeland will un-
doubleday he reflected in the COM
iments they will carry in their re-
spective papers. May we again sug-
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10
Member Of The Associated Press.
CHAUFFEUR WANTED

Uncle Sam needs new chauffeur, or pilot, Oh
whatever it is that guides the ship of state through
the desert. The g. o. p. is getting locoed 1t is
advancing in circles with its sense CT direction
hopeessly befuddled
Several months ago the president called con-
gress together for two specific purposes-to pass
tariff bill and to give the country a new taxation
law. The lower house, after considerable argu-
ment passed a tariff measure which it transmitted
to the senate. That body has it but evidently
doesn't know what to do with it. he whole sub
ject of tariff legislation is up in the air, and the
best guess now is that the snow will fall and mel
several times before that question is settled
The house also passed tax BILL Democratic
members of thai body sarcastically declared that
they merely voting on an enacting CLAUSE
which the senate would fill out al its pleasure
So far, it does not appear to rise to that
dignity The finance committee took up the house
bill, revised it in many particulars and returned
ii to the senate 1t was a very different bill, con-
struced according 10 different principles. from
what it was when it left the hands of the lower
CT it, rejected what the house did, spurned what
the committee did. and is proceeding 10 frame
different sort of act according to new set of
principles. What the thing will be when it is
ahnally passed northing short of infinite wisdom can
predict
On every other subject the same uncertainty
and confusion exists. The party in power has no
policy. 1t calls conference on unemployment,
which, after celebrating with ow-like gravity,
hazards the guess that there is not so much idle
ness after all, and that if the cities would do
little more street paving the problem would be
solved. 1t appeals to the mayors to find cure
for evils sprnging from worldwide causes The
party has called conference on disarmament
What Is the real policy of the party on that ques-
ton? 1t has Some of its most energetic
members are the men who, when the nation was at
war, coined the patriotism of the country into NUM-
ton factory dividends. Some are opposed to all
Every shade Of belief is represented in its
voting strength. 1t holds its unrelated elements
together en- the sole condition of the right hand not
knowing what the left hand does In promise it
is all things to all men. in performance it is the
poetic Dead Sea fruit that tempts the eye, but
turns to ashes on the lips.
A national policy is demanded There is an
opening for chauffeur who knows where he
is gong and why, and how TO get the country
along with him.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10
Daily Poem
THE LITTLE TOWN

(Enid Norman, in the Westminster
GaZette)
The little town was like love to me,
yet all in win
II turned away from wandering TO
look for her again.
Most eagerly | came, and found
stranger in her place,
a stranger with a gaudy gown and
brazea painted face,
And all my joys at seeing her is
frozen into pain.
For the path across the rye-fields,
where the lovers used to meet
At shutdown when the world was still
is now d busy street,
With gas-lampS at the pavement
edge, brick houses in a row,
And, where the dear old schoolhouse
stood a blazing picture-show.
And always, far into the night. the
tireless tramp of feet
There are shops to tempt the women's
gaze, with hats for every head
For the daughters spend on ribbons
what their mothers saved for
bread
The pale-faced sons Of men who
played with me as barefoot
boys
Pass rs me all unknowingly amid
the crowd and noise,
From unfamiliar faces peer the eyes
of those long dead
The night wears on. ard one by one
the glazing lights die down,
Kind darkness wraps my Wanton
love, hiding her garnish gown
a cool wind stealing from the hills by
well-remembered ways
Freshens her into innocence pure as
in far-off days.
And she is mine, all mine again, my
love, the little town!
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10
WHY BUY A HOME?
willis Powell's Lake Comics. >

willis Powell's Lake "Conics')
Andrew Carnegie advised every young man to
go in debt.
But he was careful to add that the safest,
wisest way to do it is to buy home
Buying home compels thrift in a pleasurable
way.
Owning ones home is life extension insurance.
There would be few poorhouses in the world if
every realized the vital Importance and econ
cmy of buying a home
In this respect savages are wiser than
many civilized folks. Every Indian with a family
owned his own wigwam, every Eskimo father
builds himself house OF ice; the wander
ing Arab OF the desert carries with him his tent
home and his furniture, of which he is proud,
and to which he is deeply attached.
You would hesitate to wear rented clothes
but when you think of it, to live in a rented
house is almost as unnatural. Men and women
like to own the intimate things that surround
their daily lives.
You would hesitate to drive-month in and
month out-a rented motor car; yet when you
think of it, to live in rented house is almost as
unbusinesslike. If it pays another to own the
house you live in, it would certainly pay you to
own your own.
House ownership means
Independence.
Pride.
Stability.
wise investment.
Insurance against old age.
Better standing with bankers and business
men,.
A motive for thrift.
Greater peace of mind and bodily comfort.
Better citizenship.
And-perhaps greatest of ala permanent
haven for your children, where they grow to
manhood and womanhood, with fresh air and
beautiful scenery around them.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10
THE SAD OPTIMIST

The most determined optimst has moments
when he signs, and mutters to himself, 81 wist
that life is not all pies" and ere he's from his
crouch uprist, he's shed brine from his eyes. The
most resolved of Sunny Jims has moments of
despair; he fails to dance buoyant limbs, he
seats himself to swear. and YEARLY he wipes his
gms and ends his heart and hair | would not
give picayune for any mirthful gent who always
huns cheerful tune and never makes lament;
he shows he is locoed loon, devoid of sentiment
The optmist has gloomy days when he can't
frame "A song, for everywhere he turns his gaze
he sees so much that's wrong sees virtue halt
on stony ways while crime is going strong But
since he is an optimist he fights the gloomy view;
he taps himself upon the wrist. and says, This
will not do! There never was so dense a mist
the sun could not break through! And all the
OWLS behold are doomed to pass away, and vir-
tue, shod in shining gold, again will have her
day; then why lament and rant and scod and
flop my ears and bray?" The optimist sees good
advance, though progress oft is slow and if he
is by any chance. immersed in tears of woe. he
socn energies from his trance his teardrops cease
to flow
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10
Laugh Line

When an employer goes out to buy
brains, he prefers used models.
y
The strange part of it is that chill
dren usually need punishment when
their parents have a crouch.
If the average man were to receive
the salary that his conceit desires hu
would be so busy spending it that he
would have no time to hold his job.
Interest Still Large
Modern style may have interfered
with the deposits in woman's favorite
bank, but it has caused no decrease
OF interest. Boston Transcript.
Obviously Yes
rs there, such a thing as luck?' j
What do you pick out cantaloupes.
?'-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Free Speech
You have the right to give your
opinions freely.
Yes" replied Senator Sorghum.
But there are occasions on which I'd
rather be paid for them by a pub
Usher. Washington Star.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10
NEWSPAPERS IN SCHOOLS
Milton Gazette.)

We've learned more about the world in the last
few years than we ever learned in fifty years be-
fore. And simply because there was world war
on and to keep posted on it we had to read news
papers. The war served to prove that for teach
ing history the newspapers have no equal So
since we have learned this why wouldn't it be
good idea for teachers to cash in on this in
formation and encourage boys and girls to read
the papers more than they do? In many COM
munties school children are being asked each
morning to give current event'-to tell some
thing new that is going on in the world. To get
this they must read the papers, at least read
enough to enable them to give at least one "cur-
rent event" Possibly some of the teachers around
Milton are doing that now; we don't know If
not, it's good time to start.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10

The manager of the Tickville Cafe
has decided not to run his fan any
more, as it makes the flies so rest
less.
Clab Hancock, who has been going
around with his shoe strings full O.
knots for the past week, decided not
to put it off any longer and went and
purchased an entire new pair of
strings this morning, and now feels
ike d new man.
The man who runs the store in tn.
Calf Ribs neighborhood has let his
stock run down right low SO that the
rats will leave.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10
A PERSONALLY CONDUCTED TOUR

Evidently there is some doubt as to The presence
in Lakeland this week of the famous editor of the
kissmee Gazette, w. l.. Thorndyke. better known
to the newspaper fraternity as Thorn. The oc-
casion for the visit ihat ought to be made is the
sem-annual meeting Ct the South Florida Press
Association. Them really wants tc come but the
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-10-10

gest that everyone take day off and
straighten up their lawns.
THE STROLLER.
The Washington times., 1921-02-12
Congregational
Tenth and q SITS. N. ".

Tenth and q SITS N. W.
REV. JASON NOBLE PIERCE.
REV. WILMER r. JOHNSTON.
Ministers.
10 a m-Dr. Merrill E. Gates lectures
on THE SUPREME COURT AND JOHN
MARSHALL"
ii a. m.-Rev. Jason Noble Pierce
BOOK OF REVELATION: THE LEAST
UNDERSTOOD AND MOST MlsUNDER-
STOOD BOOK OF THE BIBLE"
3:30 .. m.-Richard l.. Swain. Ph. D..
begins an unusual preaching mission In
First Congregational Church Read the
Lyman Abbott. on page 227. OF this
weeks Outlook Every lecture will be
followed by questions from the audience.
and DR.. Abbott says: "He answers fair.
never timid or hesitating." Each lecture
will be given twice daily. Non-sectarian
sunday at $3.50 and . p. m.-'THE
HONEST ATHEIST"
Monday. .;as and s;is p m-"H0W oW
ERN KNOWLEDGE AND RELIGION"
Tuesday, &:%6 and S:15 p. m:-"DOEs
MAN HAVE A SOUL. AND WHAT is
HIS PLACE IN THE UNIyERsE?"
DOES @isHsssof; COB HIVE t;S sna 4 'asY 'BaospY. AND
COULD HE BECOME A. MANI"
Thursday. 4:4s and s:lt p: m;-"Los-
MO THE BIBLE TO FIND IT.
Friday, - and as rEsv p mEdos1N1 70 IM
Come with your questions. Expect
great messages. Do not miss the un-
usual opportunity here presented. PAP
your coming so as not to conflict WITH
preaching mission Is cooperative. not
com petitive In spirit
The Washington times., 1921-02-12
St. JOHNS EPISCOPAL
HAS LENTEN SERVICES

Continuing the services to promote
the spirit OF Christian unity, planned
for every week day At +:45 o'clock
except Saturday. In Lent. at ST. Johns
Episcopal Church. Canon Douglas. tbs
acting rector. has arranged for three
OF the addresses TO be made next
week by Canon McComb. OF Balt-
imore, who will speak on Monday.
Tuesday and Wednesday On Thurs
day the address will be made by Rev.
william T. Snyder. rector of the
Church OF the Incarnation. this city.
and on Friday by Bishop w. A. Leon
ard, OF Ohio. Later these services
will be addressed by Bishop Mcdowell.
Of the Methodist church, and by
clergymen and lymen OF the various
Protestant denominations In the city.
Canon Douglas held the first of the
quiet half hours" for men and
women at the church yesterday.
These services will be held from IL
to 1890 noon every Friday during
Lent, except Good Friday. None OF
these additional services during the
Lenton season will replace the regular
Sunday services at IL a. m. and p. m.
The Washington times., 1921-02-12
Presbyterian
oaURCH OF THE COVENANT.
Connecticut Ave. and N ct.

Connecticut Ave- and N st.
BEv CHARLES WOOD. D. D., MINISTER
Rev. HOWARD d. TALBOT. ASSISTANT.
SUNDAY. FEBRUARY 10. 1874;
s:So-Sunday school.
9:30-Bible Class of Mrs. John Nelson
Mills for young women. single or
s:aC-Junior Department, children between
s:%s--Primsry Department. children under
s:t6-Everygirls' Bible Class, Miss Mable
N Thurston. teacner.
s:45-Mr. Cultertson's class for men and
lo:oo-Justice Peelle's Bible Class for men
and women.
lo:oo-An-Come Bible Class for men.
II :00-Morning service Sermon by Dr.
s:oo-PRELIMINARY PIANO PROGRAM
FELIAN GARzIA.
THE FRENCH PIANIST:
3.3o-FIFTYTHIRD SPECIAL MUSICAL
SERVICE.
BY the
SOLO DOUBLE QUARTET
GEORGE HAROLD MILLER,
SYDNEY sRss.ei HTo4p s01sls'i %sieHrsoN.
Director of Music
HARVEY MURRAY. orsant:t
.vis1snn ss5RGn q SGyHRTsrHaSarY Ri MHSf subject
615-Christian Endeavor supper.
s4s-Christian Endeavor vesper service.
s;oo-EysninE service service sn seTmon nrsy By 6E ps
OF THE STARS" Music by the
Evening Choir of 1s5 voices sgd
ney Lloyd Wrishtson. director Of
Claude Robson. pianist.
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY II, 1s9l
s:oo-Aidweek prayer service. All well
Union Lenten service at Keith's
Theater every day. except Saturday
and Sunday. from 1880 to O'Clock.