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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-05-13
SportitoriialS
BY BILL KROHN
Today is Friday the 18th.

Today is Friday the 18th.
And it's sure gloomy as far as base
bali is concerned.
But it wasn't any hoodoo that makes
il gloomy.
Just little bonehead stunt that
We're glad to forgive and forget, for
We believe that it was L good lesson to
somebody and won't happen again.
Seriously speaking, the players Of
the Ardmore team who participated in
Thursdays contests are not to be blamed
for their alleged loafing actions were
probably under orders and they were
carrying them out.
Pardon repetition, but we just can't
help repeating the old time worn and
well spoken saying. "He who at
Oklahoma is either stranger or q
d--n fool"
1t was proved again yesterday.
In justice to Manager Barnes. OF
the Pops, We understand. according TO
reports from reliable sources, that the
order which spoiled the game did not
originate with him, but that he merely
passed it on from someone higher up
Now then, loyal Pep fans, let's for
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BABE RUTH'S TENTH
HOMER AND TRIPLE
HELP YANKEES WIN

Detroit, May 12.-Babe Ruth mads
his tenth home run OF the season in tn.
first inning Of today's game against the
Detroit Tigers then won the game in the
ninth with a triple that scored two
runs. The score was IL to 10. Detroit
took the lead in the sixth by means Of
rally that netted five runs. Blue ana
Sargent obtained hits that scored runs
while attempting to dodge wild pitches
by Quinn. Roth and Schang hit hom.
runs. New York used five pitchers in
the contest.
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Pirates Bunch Hits

Boston, May 12.-Pittsburgh made
six of it's seven hits count in defeating
Boston to / today. Glazner pitched
his first game here and Kept the
Braves hits we'll scattered. He knocked
in the winning run in the eighth with
a single to center.
Score by innings:
Pittsburgh ---- -------OUl OOU Oll-0
Boston -Ol0 900 0O0--1
Summary: Runs, Maranyille, Grimm,
Schmidt, Boeckel. Errors, Maranville,
Cutshaw. Three base hits. Grimm.
Stolen base. Whitted. Sacrifice, cut
shaw. Double plays. Cutshaw to Mar
awhile to Grimm: Schmidt to Maran-
Vile. Left on bases, Pittsburgh 4, Bos-
ton 2. Bases on balls, off Glazner /,
off Watson |. Hits, off Watson 5 in s,
off Oeschger in /. Struck out. by
Gazner 4, by Watson 2. Passed ball
Gibson. Losing pitcher, Watson. I'm
pires, Brennan and Emslie. Time
hour, a. minutes.
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American League
Southwestern League
RESULTS YESTERDAY
Western League

Western League
st. Joseph 6; Oklahoma City 3.
Des Moines 5; Wichita 4. az innings
Tulsa s; Omaha !.
Sioux City 6; Joplin /.
National League
Pittsburgh 3; Boston /.
New York q; st. Louis s.
Brooklyn 8; Cincinnati l.
Chicago at Philadelphla--rain.
American League
New York IL; Detroit 10.
Washington 4; Cleveland |
Philadelphia s; st. Louis G.
Boston at Chicago-rain.
Southwestern League
Pittsburg IL; Sapulpa 6.
Parsons 6; Muskogee ..
Bartlesville 3; Coffeyville ].
Independence 5; Miami ..
Drumright 4; Henryetta 8.
Texas League
Beaumont 2; Dallas /.
Wichita Falls 8; Houston l.
Galveston 5; Fort Worth 2.
Shreveport IL; San Antonio 3.
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POLICE AUTHORITIES
PLACE BAN BETTING
AT LOCAL BALL PARK

Betting ut the TO league grounds
in this city will be brought to n
stop, was the statement made to-
day by Walter Thompson, secre-
tary OF the local club OF the league.
the city and county law officers
will BE- on hand mt the games here
after and anyone who attempts 10
place y bet, or participates In bet-
ting In any manner whatever. will
be immediately arrested and taken
10 police headquarters The man.
agent Of the local club regrets very
much occurrences during recent
games In which betting was openly
conducted In the grandstand stated
MIR. Thompson. and will do all In
his power. with the aid Of the
police authorities 20 prevent repe-
tiiion of the unlawful practices.
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Senator's Beat Cleveland

Cleveland. o., May 12.-Washington
came back in form today and defeated
Cleveland to l. The locals outbatteo
the Senator's but were unable to bunch
their hits except In the seventh inning.
When Graney. a pinch hitter. drove in
the champions only run. Eighteen In,
dians were retired on fly balls.
Score by innings:
washington ---------- SOU u2U OOO-i
Cleveland ----------- 900 900 1901
Summary: Runs: Milan. Rice. Char
rity. Erickson, Stephenson. Errors.
Gardner, Sewell 9, Stephenson. Two
base hits: Rice. Milan, Speaker. stolen
base: Harris. Sacrifice: Rice. Left on
bases: Washington 6: Cleveland z. Base
on balls: Erickson .. Mails /, Caldwell /,
Hits: off Mails in Z innings: Caldwell
o In .. Struck out: by Erickson !; ; Malls
:. Losing pitcher: Mails.
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KELLY WALLOPS HIS
EIGHTH HOMER 3 ON;
GIANTS BEAT CARDS

New York. May l2.-'rhe New York
Nationals again defeated the st. Louis
Cardinals here today to 5. In the
first inning Kelly hit home run into
the left field bleachers with three men
on bases. 1t was his eighth home run
of the season and the second one with
the bases full. The receipts Of the
game were turned over to the Ameri-
can Committee for Relief in Ireland.
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Two Killed In Wrcck

Forest City, Ark, May lS.--onc man
was killed and two werc injured today
when "a passenger train OF thu St. Louis
Southwestern railroad company nan In
TO an open switch and was derailed.
Tho engine rolled down AN embank-
ment and Arthur Boone. OF Pine Bluff
the engineer, was killed instantly.
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Dyche is Kansas-Misso,s-ian

Oklahoma City, May 13.-J r.
Dyche, announced today by Attorney
General Daugherty at Washington as
the new warden of the federal peni-
tentiary at Atlanta, Ca, effective June
30. Is a product of Missouri and Kan
sas, although he has been active in
Oklahoma since 1901.
Mr.. Dyche was borne in Missouri IN
1866 and was graduated from the Uni
versity of Kansas in 1892.
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Ouccr Suiri,la

Belviderc, H., May i3.-Mrs. Frank
vlckers drowned herself hero today by
forcing her body through AN eighteen
inch hole into a cls,crn beneath the
kitchen floor OF her home.
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summary: Two base hits: Plttman,
anderson and Zapalac. Three base
is: Bchrcn. zapalac. Homo runs.
ynoNis, Holtz. Payne. Sudderth. Earn.
runs: Ardmorc z; Bonham 8. Left
bases: Ardmorc 3. Bonham 6. Dou-
plays: Moore TO Delmasso: Moore
Henderson TO Delmasso: Joseph 20
-nolds to Young. Wild pitches: zap-
/; First on errors: Bonham 3. Base
aalls; Off zapalao 4. Blankenship 1
ick out: by Crow 1; Gillette 2; Zap
!; Blankenship 1. Sacrifice hits:
nolds. Young. Suddcrth, Williams.
Zen bases: Jones 2, Moore. Umpircs
,iins and Myers. Time Of game 2:o5.
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PHONE IL.
ATTENTION. U. G. T.,a

Special meeting Saturday l4th, at
$500 p. m. at the hall for the purpose
OF initiation.
w. II. RATS,
Adv. SecretRry-Trcasurer
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*Batted for Dauss in 4th.
xBatted for Holling in 9Th.
zBatted for Leonard In 9Th.
Score by innings:
Detroit ------------ 300 lis 000-1t
New York --------- 203 2O2 O02-11
Summary: Two base hits: Cobb,
Veach, Pecklnpaugh. Shorten. Three
iNse hits: Heilmann, Blue 2, Ruth. Hom.
runs; Ruth, Schang. Roth. Stolen base:
Young. Sacrifices: Pipp 2. Double plays.
Pecklnpaugh to Ward to Pipp; Ward t.
Peckinpaugh to Pipp; Ward to Pipp,
Mays to Peckinpaugh to Pipp. Left on
bases: New York 4; Detroit s. Base on
balls; Sheehan 2; Collins 2; Leonard ..
Hits: off Dauss 10 in innings; Hollina
in 2; Leonard in 3; Sheehan in
3 2-3; Collins 2 in 4; Quinn 3 in l ID;
Ferguson in /; Mays 0 in 1. Hit by
pitcher: by Collins (Cobb.) Struck out.
by Dauss 2; Holling q Collins l Leon.
ard 2; Quinn 2. Winning pitcher: Mays.
Losing pitcher: Leonard. Runs: Roth,
g, Peckinpaugh 3, Ruth 2, Schang,
Sheehan. Error: Baker.
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Totals---------34
iOtdiS- ----of
Batted for Haines in 9TH.
"Batted for Schupp in 9th.
tttRnn for Clornope in Qfb

Summary: Runs, McHenry g La
van, Dilheofer, 'Haines. Burns, Ban
croft, Young. Kelly, Kink, Ropp. Err
rors, Dilheofer, Rapp. Two base hits,
Hornesby, Lavan. Three base hits,
Snyder. Home runs, Kelly, McHenry.
Stolen bases, Burns, Frisch, Young.
Sacrifices, Frisch. Double plays, Snyd-
er and F'risch; Kelly and Bancroft. Left
on bases, New York 3, st. Louis b.
Bases on balls, off Sherdel 2, off Barnes
3, off Schupp l. Hits, off Sherdel in
1-3 inning, off Haines S in 2-3. off
Schupp in 2, off Barnes in 2'3. off
Sallee in l-3. Struck out, by Barnes
/, by Sallee l, by Haines /, by Schupp
g. Winning pitcher, Sallee. Losing
pitcher, Sherdel Umpires, Moran and
Rigler. Time, hours, 8 minutes
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Where They Play Friday
Bonham at Ardmore.
Cleburne at Sherman.
Paris at Graham.
STANDING OF TEAMS
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ELKS' OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
sTREAMERS. CREPE PAPER. PEN.
NANTS AND EVERYTHING FOR
DECORATING. SEE OUR WINDOW.
/, ARDMORE BOOK AND NEWS CO..
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s u M M A R lies
TEXAS.OKLAHONIA LEAGUE

Results Yesterday
Paris 4, Graham 2.
Ardmore z, Bonham 9.
Cleburne l6, Sherman 9.
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omebody Was That Didn't Worry the Bonham

get Thursdays game. and keep up the
fine support which we have been Civ
ing the local boys ever since they
started 10 play league games here.
TO cheer good plays and overlook bad
ones
TO boost gently and knock not at
Uphold the Umpire, to treat visiting
players
Fairly--to put up. TO pay up. and shut
up,
When beaten. these are the virtues of
Fan"
From Wilson Baseball Book.
$1.00 ALUMINIUM WARE SALE
SATURDAY, MAY Ia. NEW STATE
HARDWARE COMPANY.-Adv. l0-i
-
NOTICE
Dr. II. f. williams, Osteopathic
Physician has moved his office from
202 North Washington to Won Weise
Bldg, room AS. A-6. Phone 1916.
Resident 1926--Ady. 81
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-05-14
WASHBURh WINS MEET
Ichabods Pile Up Total OF 81 Scores in
Ottawa Contest.

Ottawa, Kan. May 14--Washburn
won the quadrangular track and field
meet here Friday with 81 points;
Baker was second, with As points;
Ottawa, third 81: College of Emporia,
fourth. Fl.
Washburn held the lead thruout.
Despite a wet ground and cool tenn
made. Porter, Baker, was high man,
with Is points; Brunton, Washburn,
second, with 49, Cochran, Ottawa,
third. with, 121s. Summaries:
10o-yard dash-Porter. Baker. first; OFT,
Ottawa, second; Cochran, Ottawa ana
Emile run-Rogers. washburn, first;
Baker, third; McNabeny.- Emporia. fourth.
Time, 4 minutes. II seconds.
12o-yard hurdles-Bleyins, WashbpEn'
third; Warren, Emporia, fourth Time
81 Is seconds.
220-yard hurdIes-Porter, Baker. first;
Fezem, Baker. second Boies, Washburn.
third; Davis. Ottawa, fourth. Time, % 40
ss0-yard run-Rogers, washburn, first;
Sharp, Washburn, second; Smith, Baker.
third; Hancock, Emporia, fourth Time,
= minutes 2-5 seconds.
220-yard dash-Porter, Baker. first;
Smith, Emporia. second; Grant, yEmporia,
third; OFT, ottawa. fourth. Time, = 40
emile run-HamiIton. Washburn, first;
Gates. Washburns second; Cool. Baker,
third: Jones Baker, fourth. Time, 10
minutes, u So seconds.
Mile relay-Washburn, first: Baker, sec
ond; Ottawa, third. Washbnrn' team
Fess. Church, Sharp, McIlhenny-
Pole vault-Shanklin, Emporia, first;
Cochran, Ottawa. second; farrell, WASH
burn, third; Reppert, Baker, fourth. Height,
II feet.
Shot put-wynne, ottawa. first; Brun-
son, Washburn, second: BIevins. Washburn,
third; Slagel, Baker, fourth. Distance, 81
feet, inch.
BROAD ~jump-Cochran, ottawa, first;
Bezem, Baker, second: Read. Emporla,
third; Boise, Washburn, fourth. Distance
Is feet, 3% inches
High jnmp-Brunton. washburn. first :;
Tufts. Baker, and Davis, Ottawa. tied for
second; Potts, Baker, fourth. Height, B
feet, inches.
JaveIin-Brunton, Washburn, first; Nc
Kee, Baker, second; Stevens, Washburz,
third; Kennedy, Washburn, fourth. Dis
lance, 161 feet, 91a inches.
Discus-Russen, Baker, first; Kennedy,
Washburn, second; Niesley, Emporia, third !;
Gerande and Swinehart, Ottawa, tied for
fourth. Distance, 1873 feet, 8 inches.
o. A. Craven, Emporia, referee and
starter.
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ented what he calls an Indoor golf
course" suitable for use in any fair
sized room.
He claims that, with the help of
his ingenious continuance, golf may be
played indoors with as much energy
and skill as if the player were operat-
ing on a full-sized course under the
blue sky the PhiladelphiS Public
Ledger reports.
The most important feature of the
device is a rectangular sheet of cotton
fabric stretched vertically in a frame,
the latter being steadied by readily
adjusted guylines fastened to hooks in
the walls. This sheet is supposed to
represent the course. 1t has a roller
at the top, just like an ordinary win
dow shade roller except that one of
the locking pawls is lacking, so that
the sheet has always q tendency to
roH-up and keep taut.
Now, then. The player places his
drives it at the sheet. It's impact
causes the roller to unroH a short dis
lance. according to the strength of
the blow given.
A string fastened to an eyelet
screwed into THE roller connects with
a pointer which moves on a dial, The
unwinding of the roller (due to the
balls impact) pulls the string and
causes the pointer to move along. The
harder the blow the more the unwind
and hence the greater the change in
the position of the pointer.
The player observes the new posi-
ton of the pointer, thereby ascertaip-
ing the number of yards his ball would
have Travelled on a fullsized course,
and pushes the pointer back to its
original position. Then (the spring
of the roller having automatically re-
stored the sheet to it's original posi-
tion) he makes another drive with the
ball. The pointer shows after. each
whack just how many yards have been
made.
If desired, a netting may be spread
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BY LOIS RoBINETTE.

But why don't they sort OF level
out all these hills and hol1ows? It
looks like it would make it lots easier
to play on, instead of having to chase
that little ball all up and down so
much. And you wouldn't lose SO many
balls either reasoned a know-noth-
-about-gof coed, as she surveyed
for the first time the rolling green of
the Country club links.
You say they lose two or three
balls a day? And theY<cost from rs
cents/to $50 apiece? My, what
waste of money. Why don't they use
bigger ones like croquet balls and then
paint them some bright color?
Wouldn't that be a good idea?
Who's the best player out here?
Harlow Hurley? How often does he
come out? Every day? My goodness,
when does he work? Oh. he doesn't
have to? Talk about lucki
Whose shiny new sticks are those
in that pigeon-hole? Some one must
just be learning to play. Hugh Mac
Farland's? And he's been going to
play for three years? Is golf so ex-
tremely difficult that it takes that
long to set ready to begin to COM
what makes the grass die out in
so many big spots all over oh, it
didn't p Just sand-traps? Oh, I
thought maybe it was gophers like in
an alfalfa field. What are they for?
think they're awful b1ots on the
ndseape.-They're what you steer
clear OF? oh, you say it increases
your vocabulary, but not the right
kind OF words? The thunder and
lightning kind? Oh, see
DO the players have terrible tenn
pers Not so many broken clubs? I
don't see the connection.-Oh, yes
certainly 1 can understand how every
bad stroke would naturally be blamed
on the club.
rs that club with brass on it what
they call q .brassie 2'-I just knew il
was. think I'd catch onto golf real
quick, don't you?
Does golf make you fatter or skin
nier You say it makes the fat ones
fatter and the skinny ones SKINNER?
Why that's funny don't think I'll
learn If that's the case.
who is that big fat man over there
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from the side and top of the frame to
the walls and ceiling of the room, far
ing outwardly and perhaps upward
also, to keep wild balls from doing
damage. A similar netting may even
be stretched a few inches above the
floor, to avoid annoying people in the
room beneath.
1t is further suggested by the inven-
tor that, for the sake of realism, the
sheet may be painted in such fashion
as to~ziadicate characteristics of a
regular course, showing a rough patch
of ground. bunkers, water, etc.
/ Harrison Parkn1an, Emporia post
master and state fire marshal during
the Hodges administration, came to
Topeka last Saturday with one of the
fanciest collection of golf tools ever
displayed in the teacher town. Park
man has spent the spring pracucing
the fancy strokes on Emporia's Coun-
try club course and has helped pave
the lake with rubber balls. He planned
a game with Topeka Press club mem
bers on the Shawnee course. Then
the clouds opened and Parkman went
home Monday without making shot.
Emmett D. George, private secre-
tary to Governor Allen. is one of the
new Shawnee members and an en-
thusiastic fan. He broke into the
game several days ago with some
drives and approaches which would
bring joy to a good many old. timers.
Now-according to the state house
scandal Imfxers-he is going in for in
tensive training in an effort to hu-
initiate his ancient enemy, Mi1t
Amrine. when they meet on the new
home town course in Council Grove.
L. j. Pettijohn, secretary of state
and a member of the Country club, has
served notice that he expects to be
able to challenge few of the state
house experts later IN the season.
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Practice.

Many golfers say;-~'I am just
playing the game for exercise" Yet
they know that they desire to become
good golfers play the game properly
and be recognized above the dub
class.
There is no reason why every golfer
who is physically able should not be-
come a really good player.
The first necessity is to play with
correct and orthodox swing. After
this is conquered a person must prac-
tice constantly.
The best way to practice is to take
a dozen balls, a few iron clubs and
play at the pin from different dis
tances and angles. By spending from
one-half to an hour practieing three
or four times a week in this manner
a player soon will notice a great i'm
provement. To relieve the monotony
try out,a few wooden club shots
In practicing putting do not lay the
ball more than eight feet from the
hole. Puts in this distance do not
vary but at greater distances the
green's present difficult problems.
Practice the short puts until you are
surprised when YOU miss one, not
when you make one.
Make every shot a game in prac-
tice just as you must in play.
Practice is not a matter of weeks
but is a task that lasts the entire
season. At the end of the season you
will realize what you have gained by
this consistent playing.
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EMpdRIA WINS TRACK MEET
Beat Pittsburg NorInaIs by Score of
1925 to 5715.

Emporia, Kan, May 14.-Kansas
State Normal won the track meet
from Pittsburg Normal Friday, 1898
to 57A. Sweat, negro, of the Pitts
burg team, was high point man with
16. H. Alyea, Pittsburg, tied the state
low hurdle record, and Cole, of the
State Normal, threw the discus 1S3
feet inches for a new state record.
Summaries:
1oo,yard dash-won, by Sweat, Pitts
Pittsburg, third. Time 10 3-5 seconds.
Mile run-Won by Myers, K. s. N; Ron
deli; Pittsburg, second; Agrelius, K S. NJ
120-yard hurdles-Won by H Alyea,
Pittsburg; Sweat, Pittsburg, second !;
Sherer, KN S. N, third. Time, Is 3-5 sec
Shot put-won by Cole, X. S. N; Scott,
Pittsburg, second; Davis, K. S. N, third.
Distance, SO feet. IA inches.
High jump-Won by McGahan, K. s. n. !;
NufleF and Harceirode, X. S. N, and Gill
bert, Pittsburg, tied for second. Height, b
40 yard dash-won by Stewart, X. S. N;
Sweat, Pittsburg.r second; Sturgeon Pitts
burg, third Time 81 40 seconds A,rs,
Plttsburg; shesr, K s. n, second; A.
Alyea. Pittsburg, third. Time, 26 3-5 sec
onds.
Pittsburg, second; Smith, Pittsb1rg, third.
Distance, 1872 feet, 9 inches.
Myer, k. s. n, second; Mears, K. S. n,
third. Time. 2 minutes, Ii seconds.
Pole vault-McGahan, Holttrerisch. ana
Carter, X S. N, tied for first Height, 10
fete, inches.
80 yard dash-won by Sweat, Pittsburg;
Sturgeon, Pittsburg, second; RondellI,
Pittsburg, third. Time. % seconds.
2-mile run-Won by Dent. L. S. N;
third. Time IL minutes, IL seconds.
Javelin-Won by Smith, Pittsburg; GIL
bert, Pittsburg, second; Galbreath, X. >.
NJ, third. Distance. 167 feet, inches.
Broad jump-Won by Scott, Pittsburg
Kutnik, X. s. N, second Smith, Pittsburs,
third. Distance, n feet, Il inch.
N
DR.. W. B. Granger, College of Emporia,
starter
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Sand Traps? Why They
Are AwfuL Blots to a
Beautiful Landscape
And Is There Imaginary Line Separating the "Ares
and "Would Bes' the Club House Veranda?
My, What Funny Ihing-This Golf Game!

that seems to be perspiring perspira-
ton perfusely p The Great White
Way? What a funny namei He's
surely great, but why the 'way?'-
Charlie Mitchell? oh, rye heard of
him.
They chase that little ball about
three miles every nine holes? And I
suppose if they've got the golf germ
very bad they don't stop with that.
Goodness, I'm scared to death of
getting Drained with one of those balls
flying across the country. It's sort of
dangerous that way, isn't it? You
have to be the tArtful Dodger' to keep
from getting killed out here imagine
There comes one now. Is he trying to
hit the club house or US, which?
Who's that man over there who
seems to have discovered the law of
perpetual motion?-C. B. Merriam p
You say he chews two packages of
Spearmint every time he comes\out?
1t must steady his nerves.
DO any of the fiends have a mania
for collecting cfubs?-E. NJ. Bracket
He does have his sack full of them,
doesn't he?.
'.Sam Lux still using his wife.s
clubs? Hasn't he ever bought any for
himself?
When do the most people p1ay?-
Saturday p. m and Sunday morning?
Do any Neutrality-suspicious. Tope-
kans come ont and shoot a wicked
stick instead of going to church,
They do? 1 suppose religion and ev-
erything else is sacrificed on the altar
of the golf-god.
who is that man and woman sit
ting by themselves on the porch, all
dolled up?-Oh-h-h it is? Do they
pfay?-They come out here to- break
into society? How peculiari You say
there's an imaginary line on the YER
anda that separates the ares and
'would-bes2' Just like the equator, I
suppose.
DO women ever get to be very good
players2 They do Mrs. Kellam and
Mrs Gault 2-Do they really? Why,
I think it would sort of be trampling
on their husbands pride to beat them.
They haven't got used to it yet?
Why, II I was a man I'd practice day
and night before I'd let my wife beat
me-Reing beaten by a woman the
worst thing that can happen to you I?
Oh, you don't say,"