Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-06-23

crutches. It's hard to understand such
a thing, for there never was gentler
horse"
There are several explanations"
remarked the village patriarch. ut
Is possible, even probable, that the
horse understands everything Peter
shaw says, and when 1t heard him
talking about selling, the noble animal
put up a job to spoil the deal. Per-
haps Dobbin has strongly developed
sense of humor and thought such an
escapade would be highly amusing, and
we must admit that it was. l can
not imagine anything more humorous
than to hitch up a perfectly gentle
horse, and then have it act like fun
nel-shaped cloud.
There is no doubt that animals
have a sense of humor. Unless we ad-
NIT that, it Is impossible to explain
many things they do. think the mule
is great jester. When a mule looks
most innocent, he is most dangerous.
You can tell when a horse is going
to hand you few sample heels as a
testimonial of it's esteem; it lays back
it's ears and switches it's tail, and
looks as vindictive as a rattlesnake.
A REASONABLY active man can get out
of the way when he sees a horse I'M
limbering it's heavy artillery. But it's
different with a mule. This highly
sagacious animal will stand MUNICH
ing it's fodder, every motion and every
glance expressing peace on earth, good
will toward men. The innocent BY
Stander is saying to himself that he
never did see such an amiable ex-
preston on an animals face, and just
then the gentle critter hands him a
holiday assortment of feet, and when
he RECEIVERS consciousness he can't find
words that properly express his senti-
mentS.
1.-The COW is another humorist.
have MIXED cows more or less all my
days, and they all were addicted to
harmless mirth. The COW | have now
thoroughly enjoys batting me over the
head with her tail. OF course there
is some excuse in the summer for a
cow that keeps her tail going; but
there isn't any sense in such exercise
in the winter, when the flies are dead
At this season my COW never
brandishes her tail except at milking
time. Then she keeps it going as
though the flies were around her in
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with her old tail that she pasted me
on the left ear about ten times a min
ute, and then had an earmuff made
and wore it whenever | MIXED. So
she hits me on the nose every time
and it's simply wonderful how accur.
ate her aim is.
II had a COW once that l MIXED
for four years and during that time
she never lifted foot or acted ornery
In any way. | considered her the SAT-
est COW ever saw. One evening there
were some visitors from the city al
our house, and they went to the barn
lot with me to see me milk the cow
There were two or three ladies in the
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them that the animal was a marvel
when it came to docility. said
didn't believe she would kick If 6
charge of powder went off under her
OF course the cow heard every WORD
said, and she simply couldn't resist
the temptation to make me look like
thirty cents, so, just when l was most
enthusiastic in her praise, she landed
left hook on my chin and put me
down for the count. Those city folks
said that if she was a gentle COW
they'd give fifty cents to see an unruly
one, and l suppose they're talking
about the event yet"