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The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
Fairy Tale.


"Once upon time, as all good stories
begin, there was Fairy, and the
Woodsman was cutting down a whale
of tree when the Fairy came by and
said, waving her wand:
''Woodsman, spare that tree and get
a regular job being President of your
country"
And so the Woodsman moves to
Washington and one day the Fairy
called again and said, W. her W.:
SIS there anything more / can do
for you?"
And the President said:
Eyes, you little son-of-aegun! You
can take me back where came from
and hand me my ak, and beat it r.
Richmond Times-Dispatch.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
DODS0N STOPS
Sale Of CALOMEL
''Dodsons Liver Tone" is Taking Place of Dangerous.
Sickening Chemical, Say Druggists
nodson's Liver Tone is a pleasant

nodson's Liver Tone IS pleasant
tasting. purely vegetable remedy
harmless to both children and adults.
Take a spoonful at night and wake up
feeling fine; no biliousness, sick head
ache. acid stomach or constipated
bowels. It doesn't grippe or cause in
convenience all the next day like VIC
lent calomel. Take a dose Of calomel
today and tomorrow you will feel
weak. sick and nauseated. Don't lose
a day.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08

Every druggist in town has noticed
great falling off in the sale OF
calomel. They all give the same real
son. Dodsons Liver Tone is taking
it's place.
"Calomel is dangerous and people
know it," DodsOn's Liver Tone is per-
sonally guaranteed by every druggist
who sells it. A large bottle doesn't
cost very much but if it fails to give
easy relief in every case of liver slug
gishness and constipation, just ask
for your money back.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08

people are like sheep" said the
cynical writer. "When a dinner is
to be ordered for party of six there
is generally one master mind who
will select the kind of soup he wants.
Almost invariably the others will take
the same kind. SO it goes down the
line. There is no individuality. Yes,
I'll admit l usually suggest the more
expensive dishes to the master mind.
1t boosts the check."-New York Sun.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
Fire Costs $5oo,ooo.

Oklahoma City. - Three fremen
were injured, one seriously, and the
Curtis-Bentley woodwork plant, a
three-story brick building, was totally
dstroyed by fire which started in the
morning and continued to shoulder
until late at night. c. E. Bentley,
president CT the company, said he es-
timated the loss at 100000. all GOV
cred by insurance.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08

Did you ever stop to consider
what a tremendous strain is placed
upon your human system every day?
Your heart is constantly pump
Ing life and vitality to every part
Of your body. This is being rap
idly consumed after being turned
into energy and strength that
keeps your system performing its
various functions.
Every day there is a certain
amount of wear and tear that must
be replaced, Il you are to enjoy
good health.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
You Must Replace the Wear
and Tear on the Human System

Many people have found ;. Son. ?. 3,
a great aid in keeping their sysae .
in good condition. BENZ so.builder
S. S. S. strengthens anu ives new
the blood supply, ana t ge' whole
yigor and vitality TO oosnmrn o
boGv. # is not sold or recOin
for vs s. s. IS sold By all d RUG fn1i
ws ss s 6 ss ;ssS$!: :sssi 4 4
Hisor. 1eS swift Lab0ratOF" az
lanta, Ga.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
FRECKLES
Now Il the Time to Get Rid Of
Thasa UnlR Snnts.

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed Of your freckles. as othine
double Strengths guaranteed TO remove
these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce of Othine-double
strength-from your druggist. and . ply a
little Of It night and morning ana you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear. while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. It Is seldom
that more than one ounce is needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion
BE sure to ask for the double strength
Othine as this is sold under guarantee OF
money back IL It fails to remove freckles.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
To Decide On Treaty.

London-The imperial conference
probably will face its crucial test
soon. In the opinion of observers
here the decisions that the assembled
heads Of the empire will take within
the near future may mark the turning
point Of international affairs.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
Making Beer From Rice.

New Orleans.-The rice exchange
here reports that Germany is purchas-
ing huge quantities of low grade
American rice to make beer for ex-
port to Mexico, Central and South
America, countries which. antil re-
Gently, were supplied by United
States breweries.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
To Investigate Rents.

jefferson City, Mo.-A resolution in.
Produced recently in the state Senate
provides for appointment of three SEN
ators as a committee to investigate
rent profiteering in ST. Louis. The
resolution was referred to the Judi,
ciary Committee.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
At Work On Navy Bill.

Washington-The Houhe devoted
day entirely to the conference re-
port on the naval appropriation big,
but did not reach the Borah disarm&.
ment amendment, the last of SO Sen
ate additions to the measure which,
under House rules, must be voted or
separately.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
Lighthouses Raided.

London.-Warning has been issued
by the admiralty that II ef6g signals
at Fastnet, Bull Rock and SkelIig, of
the southwest coast of Ireland, are
unreliable, owing to Sim Fein raids
on the lighthouses, which have en-
dangered the lives Of sea voyagers.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
New Head of Cornell.

Ithaca, N. Y-Dr. Livingston Fer.
rand, active in Red Cross work, has
been elected president of Cornell Uni
versity to succeed DR.. Jacob Schur-
man. recently appointed minister to
China.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
Don't Foroet Cuticura Taleum

When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisitely scented face, skin, baby
and busting powder and perfume, rem
dering other perfumes superluOas.
You may rely on it because one of the
Cut1eura Trio (Soap, Ointment and
TaIcunl. 25c each everywhere.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08

st. Paul, MINI. = Establishment of
federal registration of automobiles
and more federal aid for good roads
was advocated before the Mutual Au-
tofnobile Association in convention
here.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08

Detroit. - The Socialist national
convention by a vote of 80 to re-
jected the motion of the Thirteenth
ward local of Chicago to expel all
members of the party supporting the
Third (Communist) Internationale.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
ACCENT Reduced WAGES.

Memphis, Tenn. = Union painters
have accepted a wage cut of II IL
cents an hour and will return to work
at once. They have been out since
April /. The new scale is 81 1-2
cents.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
Mutual Interests.

de man dat tends to his own bust
ness" said Uncle Eben, "has got to
interest himself in other folks bust
ness, so dat his business kin help DER
business along"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
Irish Attack Patrols.

Dublin.-A police sergeant and a
constable were shot dead recently
when a police patrol was ambushed
in Midtown, county Galway.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
Farmer Is Drowned.

Hattiesburg.-J. R. Myrick Jr., aged
"a, tenant farmer, was drowned in
Leaf river while bathing with rela.
tives and friends recently.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
River Work Approved.

Washington. Construction Of a
,5O-foot breakwater in the Mississippi
i Fort Madison, Ia, is recommended
~ army engineers In report to Con-
z -ess.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
'lSDlES CAN WEAR SHOES

Ono size smaller and walk in comfort by
tic powder for the feet. Shaken into the
shoes And sprinkled in the fooS-bath, Aliens
Foot Ease makes tight or new shoes feel
easy; gives instant relief t. corns, bunIons
and caIlouses, prevents Blisters, Callous and
Sore Spots
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
President To Speak.

Washington. President Harding
has accepted an invitation to speak
at Plymouth, Mass, August 1, at the
tercentennary celebration of the land
ing of the Pilgrims.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08

For your daughters sake, use Red
Cross Ball Blue in the laundry. She
will then have that dainty, well-groom-
ed appearance that girls admire. sc.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
chimes Eaetiona CLASH.

Canton, China.-Troops of the Can.
ton, or Southern government, have an.
tered wuechow, the largest port h
Wwangsi province
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
Another Golden Rule.

Let us be very gentle with our
neighbors' failings, and forgive our
friends their debts as we hope our
selves to be forgiven.-Thackeray.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08

When you are discouraged and think
that there is no use trying, then get
busy
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
ADDED Strength.

Restaurant Keepet-'I hope the
sausage was alright" Guest-"Yes, l
feel it has given me horse power"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
Helping Nature.

Lady-Why don't you feed that dog?
Small Boy want him to be a grey
howld.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
True.

..When is a loafer busiest?"
''Whenever anyone asks him TO
work"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08

A wise man flatters woman by
telling her that he is unable to under
stand her.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08

Was any friendship ever based on
4 desire to ''improve" its object?
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
re voIR coRNs PAIN YOU

Apply Vacher-Balm, it relieves at once.
Keep it handy for any other pain.
Buy it locally. E. w. Vacher, Inc,
New Orleans.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-07-08
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Warming! Unless you see the name
HBayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gia, Rheumatism, Earache, TOothache,
Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes Of twelve Bayer Tablets Of AS
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture Of
MonOaceticacidester of Salicycacid.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-12

ting them on, he said, one of the men struck him in the forehead with heavy gun and the two men then tied him up with strips torn from a gunny sack.
 After a bit, he said, they released his bonds and asked that he teach them how to drive the car. They drove the car farther up the road into some brush where they took him out of the car and re-tied him. Then they told him, he said, that they thought they would kill him and bury his body in the brush. He said he talked to them and asked them not to do that, but to take everything he had. After a while, he said, they left him and drove away. About two hours later he managed to get loose and went back to Fl Paso and reported to the officers.
 The four were arrested last Sunday night in Tempe by Constable Howard Woods and brought to Phoenix. They are held in jail for a hearing before United States Commissioner Hencke on a charge of transporting stolen automobile across a state line in vio- lation of the interstate commerce laws Roberts said he would remain in Phoenix until after the hearing Tuesday.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-12

to secure additional funds at this time will cause the stoppage of construction of the through highway systems of this state which are in competition with other national highways; and whereas the continuation of the construction of highways in Arizona not only IS or present and future economic value, but in addition will provide work for the unemploved and show confidence in the future of our commonwealth to the encouragement of it's citizens, all Of which is to the preservation of public peace. health and safety of this state, an emergency is declared to exist and this act shall be in full force and et- feet from and after it's passage and ap- proval by the governor and IS hereby exempt from the operations Of the referendum provisions of the state con stitution
 As adopted by conference report Passed the House. March 10, 1921, by the following vote: 29 aye, nay, l absent, excused.
 Signed: r. c. KEEFE,
 Sneaker of the House.
 Signed: OSSAI ZAPF,
 Chief Clerk of the House.
 As adopted by conference commit tee report. Passed the senate March 10, 1921, by the following vote: It ayes ? nays, 1 absent, excused. Signed, H. B. WILKINSON,
 President of the Senate. Signed; ROY N. DAVIDSON, Secretary of the Senate.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-12
Here's q Chance For
 WidolUer To Acquire q Texas Housekeeper

She longs to come to the Dear old Golden West" to keep house for a widower.
 She wants to make a real home for him and will contribute two of her own children.
 She also insists that he have children, but she is far more in sistent that he have home and she wants it "guaranteed" before coming west.
 Because she believes in a fifty fifty proposition she will guarantee her housekeeping.
 She is Mrs. Jennie Brown of Sta ton A, San Antonio, Texas, and can give the very best of references rel ative to her character.
 q am 33 years old, healthy, and weight 167," writes Mrs. Brown to The Republican, which she asks to give prominence to the fact, since it might catch the eye of a widower.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-12
FULL HOUSE GREETS LADA AND DELIGHTS
 IN HER SUPERB ART

The interest in aesthetic dancing is becoming so great in this city that it was notssurprising that full house greeted Lada, the American dancer, who was presented by the Musicians club at the high school auditorium last night. Nor did it take the audience long in recognizing that here was not merely an accomplished dancer. but an artist to whom dancing is merely a medium of expression of the sublime and the exquisite.
 With such perfection of technique, it would be hard to single out any par
Arizona republican., 1921-03-12
assessed valuation of taxable property

assessed valuation of taxable property within the state.
 Section 3. Paragraph 5123, Chapter ', Title 50, Revised Statutes of the State of Arizona, 1913, Civil Code, and Chapter 69, of the Session Laws of the Third legislature of the State of Ari- zona, and all acts and parts of acts in conflict with the provisions of this act are hereby repealed.
 Section f. The state auditor is here by authorized and directed to draw his warrants upon the sttae treasurer to the order of the state engineer for all payments and expenditures authorized by this act upon claims approved as provided by law, and the sttae treas urer is hereby authorized and directed to pay said warrants cut or the general fund.
 Section 5. Whereas this act must have an early operation in order to se- cure the cooperation Of the federal these roads and bridges, and whereas without the passage of this act, the state of Arizona will be greatly handi- capped in securing its apportionment of federal aid, and whereas the failure
Arizona republican., 1921-03-12
CHARGES CAVALRYMEN AND GIRLS TOOK LAR

According to F. L. Roberts of Fl Paso. Texas, who arrived in Phoenix yesterday to claim a Case automobile which he alleges was stolen from him February 26 by Valmore Forcier and Milton Frazer, two cavalrymen from Fort Bliss. and their two girl com panions. Berle Wells and Mable Flu quay. he was engaged to drive them for a ride. A few miles out of Fl Paso, he said, one of the men requested that he drive up lonely road and put on the side curtains. While he was put
Arizona republican., 1921-03-12

ticular excellencies of her work, un- less it were the super human grace and the variety and especially the of her facial expression. It would be equally difficult to single - any numbers that stood out above the rest, though the noble classic repose of the Brahms WaltZes and the be- witching charm of the song, Tt was the Time of Lilac,' will long finger in everyone's memory. It was a pity that
Arizona republican., 1921-03-12

owing to lack of space. the Will O the Wisp' had to be omitted, but the quaint humor of When Johnny Comes Marching Home" and Jingle Bells helped greatly to console.
 Mention must also be made of the tremendously beautiful scenic back ground. the gorgeous costumes, and the musical interpolations and accom- paniments of the Pawling Trio and Maurine Dyer, soprano.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
AS Others See 1t
QUALIFIED TO TEACH
(Times-Union)

Florida newspapers nave noe less 'rc"ntly
talked at length on the matter of teaching and
teachers, and among the propositions offered
there appear to be several that suggest relaXa-
ton of the annoying conditions of frequent exam
nations and Il plan by which duly accredited
teachers coming in from other states could be al
lowed to enter educational work in the public
schools Of Florida without further difficulties AS
we understand the system in vogue in Florida a
school teacher who has perhaps successfully
flied position in the grammar schools of the
state for twenty years is still required to pass
an examination" every two or three years TO de-
termine if the applicant is qualified to teach"
1t should not be supposed for moment that
the examination has to do with the physical
ability of the teacher to go to and from the school
housebut new set of questions must be
answered and Il new series OF definitions must
be given, in order that the teacher may return
to the class room. where for a score of yeas he
or she has carefully followed the routine and out
line prescribed by the school board, assisted by
regular and specific advice from principals and
supervisors.
To the uninitated the proposition alb
sird and yet il is the boards law, and supern-
tendents and teachers have no choice in the mat
ter The examinations required at short inter
VdlS are perhaps not really great hafdSnlp upon
the teachers-but take Il week or TWO three out
of the work or vacation days. and the results
would not appear to be worth the effort.
AS the Lakeland Telegram suggests 1.-THE
lawyer gets his license when he completes his
studies and that's the end of it, He doesn't know
much about the practice of law but his certif
cate makes him lawyer; and if he goes to
another state it is usually sufficient to enable
him to practice there without further examina
ton"
Teachers should be carefully and thoroughly
prepared. ana the examnations should be made
sufficient to prove their knowledge of the theory
of teaching. The certificate as teacher should
then be regarded complete and unless later
evidences should indicate total inability to put
the theory into practice, there should be no fur
Their question. The lawyer is not expected to for
get his law-the teacher is not more apt to for
get the important principles of teaching; and a
graduate Of Columbia university. New York
should not be asked to further qualify by spend
ing few weeks i'll an examination before being
allowed to fill position in a Florida school
Some school legislation is expected at the COM
ing session of the legislature and it will probably
be Of value to the state if it is liberal and pro-
gressive Teaching is a profession that deserves
the highest consideration; it is one of the great
est Importance.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
CHAMP CLARK

In the death Wednesday of Champ Clark con-
gresham and for many years speaker of the
house, the country lost .one of its rarest and most
lovable characters Though seventy-one years
DID, and looking it because of declining health he
remained to the last boy at heart.
Born and educated in old Kentucky he absorbed
the finer qualities of that state. He was hearty
courteous, jovial, witty, democratic to the last
degree, but with a native dignity which kept his
boon companions ever at a respectful distance. He
had the Kentuckian's gift Of expression, both in
writing and speech. He was invincible the
stump. and second to no speaker in Congress
But he was not mere spellbinder He was
we'll educated, was the youngest college president
in America, a student of all subjects which at
tracted his attention, and always presented his
guments cogently and convncingly.
He was the most popular speaker the lower
house ever had. Republicans and Democrats
alike were charmed with the familiar but always
just and dignihed manner with which he presided
over congressional deliberations including at times
bitter partisan questions, and, again, questions in
volving the honor and destiny of the nation. He
was broad enough to be fair even in questions
which enlisted his strongest sympathy and support
Though he left the chair, and made an argument
for free tolls at the Panama canal, which never has
been answered except by vague reference to del
icate International complication" which have never
been explained. he presided as impartally over
the lengthy deliberations on that subject as if it
had been motion to appropriate for a new post
office building
The most trying event of his life was the Balti-
lmorc convention in 1912. where for eight ballots
he had clear majority of all the delegates, and
was. finally defeated by combination of interests
which drew from him his most powerful supporter,
William J. Bryan. and sought to fix upon him the
stigma of Wall Street alliance which nobody
SINCE that day has even pretended 10 believe In
spite of the injustice done him, and the stab from
his friends. he remained true 10 his party and his
country, and never sought revenge.
Like all men who have lived since the fall of
Adam, Champ Clark had his faiIings; but it can
be truly said of him that his faults injured only
himself. while his virtues were exercised for the
benefit Of his friends, his party and his county.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03

In Kansas, where | lived for years, the winters
were fright; the north wind came and froze my
ears when i'll my bed at night. The snow was al
ways ankle deep and filled my heart with pain,
and murky heavens used to weep twelve kinds of
chilling rain. And | said. 'I' seek cline
where winter isn't known. where there is neither
snow nor rhine, and billiards. no not groans." And
so pitched my moving tent upon sunny shore,
where weather prophets don't lament, and
groundhogs weep no more. And then the Kansas
climate braced. and sprung great reform; no
blizzards DER her praries chased the air was mild
and warm. THE sweetest winter ever SEEN"
my correspondents say; the skies are blue the
grass is green, the jazzbrds sing all day" And
on the seashore where | sit the shore by long
waves lashed the old inhabitants admit that
records have been smashed. 1.-THE coolest winter
we have seem" these ancen men remark since
we came DER the pillows green in Noah's costly
ark And should | back to Kansas CO. wherec
all the prospects please, the clouds would dump
six feet of snow and | would promptly freeze
Alas, this is the sort of thing that always has
been mine, and yet I'm happy as a king, so many
things are fine