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Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-06-10
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rBv Evening News staf correspondent.1
NEW BRUNSWICK, June 10
rav Evening News star Corrsspondent.J
In the naturalization court yester-
dav before Judge DAILY, ninety-two
applicants were admitted to citizen
ship, eight cases were dismissed and
were ordered continued.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-06-10
ChUd ts

rBy Evening News stan co~rrsspondent.1
NEW BRUNSWICK, June w.
William E. French, ten years olo,
was legally adopted in court TINS
morning by Philip and Anna Render
Of South Amboy. The parents OF
the boy are dead, and he has been
living with his new parents since
last February.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-06-10
SCHOLARSHIPS

(The end.)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

money subject US
| familiar with.
some who tried familiar with it. but they
who
with whe$ but they didn't familiar
it; they got
few minute$
million dollars would either
ee the bank where was Sailed would
bock$ this they get the double
cross. ..- ...
again
ticket chopper and free ride downtown
Just as twentyoar bill prsness gust
sps mery the and that's the they
the Xxx 49,
But to joking aside that the subject OF
serious thing Money itself serious and knows
that money all s q million times serious.
Speaking million did think what sin is to
waste cd happy teaching him to count above tent Most
children thousand with and what use Is 1T
To count I've living fifty and
eight dollars and seventy cents
the highest had count % and then Of that money
belonged wife.
What with the OF money
That the things do with IT, The exception to he thing
really Of a number things
do without
q dollar get
they wealth isn't the people who
dollar who rich but those who keep the most Of But
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John Dough'$ Famous Meneylogue

late amented
entitled Arithmetic He
story dol
fiction conjecture Did
together dollar?
there money?
What's that? You know getting
Suppose used something
abognes Even this day at the
nnd who walnut shells for money
together with pea-and they get the too.
shells for shels-wha would happen!
Of pnined conch
would havef Oh
pewnke shells perhaps but that's AL
used salt for some hafsavase
wouldn't the freshest lot Of gnks you
salt cellar would be q savings bank
"A fool with his money IL soon married.
just beyond reach from the cradle
to the
medium which enables many things
" but mighty few that We ought to have
something Of read aboutnd that's all
talks And speak Of hush money
They soft get enough Of IT,
talk To the GO chase yourself
To the rich ake good look at here because you
hereafter But Of not speaking
gents speech were
silence golden I'd be million
thankful there's thing I've said
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find get into the burned
thing what with It!
discussing Of bills
o think dollar will buy;
OF
of lay down on tH
individual dish and enough steak almost to fill it!
heatre in the cityon the front doorstepf
o q
pellets called CAVIAR"
marriage damage
do? ...a.. @.
these things many do
Washington dollar clear
hundred humorists have the original
Washington trying dollar
that makes ordinary chain lightning
like a pig climbing a bat It won't go far.
Caigua old Romanand
q Roman root Of all evil"
worry OF evil
plants living and for evil only evil
a q who
millinery shop with nfydor BILL This caigua knew something
money thing he didn't about
lived his celebrated
stunt the
dinner
automa this
four hundred million in year.
aid fort Oh the usual hns-wine and
called dollar "bean" and he
Copyright Britain RIGHTS Reserved
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Our Own Beau
Brunnel


dress suit. A lowlbrow may
90 along for years and years and
not even bother about o full-dress
suit Then his wife suddenly
makes Q splurge into society and
becomes more popular than q iiv-
Yer. She receives more invitations
to various AFFAIRS than Jersey has
mosquitoes. OF course. her hus-
band must go along sometimes, and
she says, Henry. you must 80 full
dressed" And he 10 satisfied pro
tempore. He's willing to be. full"
any time, and doesn't care much
whether he's dressed or not. But
when she explains Just what full
dressed means. his brow assumes
. more serious attitude.
80 veil endeavor to explain Just
how you'll feel when you put on
your first full-dress suit. Do you
remember how you felt when you
went down street with the first
straw hat OF the season7 And do
you remember how you felt when
you went to the Office with that
necktie your wife bought you?
We'll, man, that isn't anything com
pared to the way you'll feel when
you don your first full-dress suit.
mo matter how much pep you have
IN your system, that darn suit Is
bound to knock It out.
Therefore, in order that one may
enter society at any time and know
how to properly act in q full-drsss
suit. we have had the following
rules compiled by one who is thor
oughly experienced. We shall
start at the very beginning ana
take each stage separately.
Shirt and Collar-You put on a
. shirt with a bullet-proof front.
Then you put on high collar made
especially to choke you, and II It
doesn't the haberdasher will refund
your money. Every time you sit
down the bullet-proof shirt front
shoves up and pushes the high col
lar UP under your chin. and you
look down at your shirt front every
once in a while to see II there is
any blood. as you feel sure your
throat Is being cut. Nevertheless,
with this all. you must smile and
appear as though you're enjoying
yourself. ......
The Coat-The coat 10 o mess
and you don't know what to do
with the tails. They remind you
of streamers down your back. You
feel sure they will get tangled in
something as you walk about.
When you sit down you don't know
whether to stick the tails In your
trouser pockets or let EN- dangle
for themselves. Therefore. before
attending any affairs, wear the
coat about the house when you DO
such chores as taking the ashes out
of the furnace, putting ice In the
ice boz or greasins the fivver. In
this way self-consciousnes should
disappear within a week.
The Trousers-These. are the
only things that feel regular about
Q full-dress suit. The satin stripes
at the side Of the legs may annoy
you somewhat at first and make
you feel as though you are q door
man or q policeman, but outside OF
that they should feel as comfy as
your everyday pants.
The Tie-Either q black or
white bow tie should be worn, even
though you prefer q four-in-hand.
The wearer should not try to set a
precedent among full-dressers by
wearing a polka dot four-in-hand
or pink bow.
Conclusfon--Now you know Just
what to expect when you wear
your first full-dress suit. We wish
you luck. We dare you to try and
enjoy yourself with one on.
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= Familiar
Expressions.
dramatic TERMS:
Problem Play-Trying to

Problem Play-Trying to
find q seat in the subway.
Morality Play-Going to church
with your wife.
Trasedy-A woman's forty-hfth
birthday.
Comedy-A man trying to please
his wife. 1885,.
Melodrama--A man trying to e.
cape widow.
Farce--Matrimony.
Farce-C omedy-Fat man madly
IN love.
Burlesque--Man eating cloves on
his way home from the lodge"
NAUTICAL TERMS.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. at church
on Easter morning. Ia IT,.
Mess Room-Your husbands den.
Quarter Deck--Fifty-two cards
for twenty-five cents.
Second Mate--Husband.
Anchor-A motheyin.law.
Chart Room-Where they play
ths ponies
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try.
A girl with two stomachs has
been discovered out West. Gosh
all hemlock. but we'd hate to be
her steady. BLOWN her to a square
meal Ia carte In one OF them swell
cafes when she reaches the sight.
seein'-on-theG reat-white-Way age.
We met Gabe Newton on tbs
street Wednesday week with q
variegated colored lamp on his on
side, giyin' his eye sort OF Q ca
thedral glass window effect, an he
asks US II we'd heard anything
u about Zeb Stoutwell glvin' him .
black-eye In Q quarrel over Q
woman, an II we did hear anything
not to print It We said we hadn't
heard anything about the black-eye,
an n We heard anything we
wouldn't print 1t. An We won't
Nothin' like bein' square with your
fellow citizens, say we.
As Bertha the SEWN machine
girl would say on SEEM one OF
them swell chorus girls loliin' by In
q Rolls-Royce its tough to be pure.
Some one asked ye editor about
rumors that we were runnin' for
sheriff this Fall, an we wish to
state that, like the caboose on q
freight train. its all bunk. We are
not runnin' for sheriff. We are
headed the other way.
NAL Terwilliger has got some
hard cider that would make q buzz
saw look like sleeNn' babe. We
know whereof We speak as We
have hearn 1t buzz.
The melancholy days are come,
The saddest of the var;
Though the frost In on the punkin'
There's no third rail on the bar.
-Mehitabel Twfggs.
The party who stole Matty New
combs socks OF the line In New
combs yard last Wednesday nigh.
viii please be kind enough to re-
turn same as Matty would like to
so to work.
Dame Rumor has II that Q circle
Of young men are playin' poker
every night TIL the Junior hours OF
the mornin'. sorter burnin' the mid
night Hoyle. as our English cousins
would say.
We suppose the most popular
song of the girls when leayin' their
bungaloes for the bathin' beach IS
. How Can Bare to Leave Thee?"
The Federal dry agents found
some booze cached in the piano
down at the Eagle House last
week. We allus did claim that
pianner had fine liquid tones.
Although you don't hear Of any
open disagreements among the
main guys Of the aeronautic game,
still they are fallin' out Lot late.
ly, Hipe Cronk says.
A man he talks from sun to sun,
But q woman's talk Is never done.
Anon.
Heard Along
Rroadx.,,v
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Heard Along
Broadway.
Why He Wouldn't Say It.

why Nc WOuluu Oay II.
THE president Of q small col
= lege was visiting the little
town that had been his former
home and had been asked to ad.
dress an audience of his former
neighbors. In order to assure them
that his career had not caused him
to put on airs he began his address
thus:
"My dear friends--I won't call
you ladies and gentlemen know
you too we'll for that"
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Rural Editors
Scrap Book

HAVE PULLEM asks Ms n
senegambia is a rollin' coun-
try. an We say that II h Q
roliin' country-a dice roilin' coun-
try.
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Bad Man.

MR.. sLICER-I was reading the
AVA other day that there are eight
hundred ways Of cooking potatoes.
Mrs. Slicer--Yes? II H. A.,
Mr.. Slicer-Well, my dear, don't
you think that II you tried hard
you could learn one OF them?
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Foolish Question.

SSnID that young man kiss you
~ last night?" . .n
Mother, do you suppose that he
came all the way up here Just TO
hear me singw ,..
NILES (buying furniture for his
" future home)-1 want a mat.
tress. -.
The Shop Assistant-Yessir; q
spring mattress?
Giies--Noa; one as we can use
all the year around. p
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A girl with two stomachs has
been discovered out West. Gosh
all hemlock. but we'd hate to BE-
her steady. BLOWN her to a square
meal a Ia carte In one OF them swell
cafes when she reaches the sight.
seein'-on-the-G reat-white-way age.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

A man he talks from sun to sun,
But q woman's talk Is never done.
Anon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

Dame Rumor has II that Q circle
Of young men are playin' poker
every night TIL the Junior hours Of
the mornin'. sorter burnin' the mid
night Hoyle, az our English cousins
would say.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

The party who stole Matty New
combs socks of the line In New
combs yard last Wednesday nigh.
win please be kind enough to re-
turn same as Matty would like to
so to work.
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The melancholy days are come,
The saddest Of the var;
Though the frost In on the punkin'
There's no third rail on the bar.
-Mehitabel Twfggs.
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Some one asked ye editor about
rumors that we were runnin' for
sheriff this Fall, an we wish to
state that, like the caboose on q
freight train. its all bunk. We are
not runnin' for sheriff. We are
headed the other way.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

As Bertha the SEWN machine
girl would say on SEEM one OF
them swell chorus girls loliin' by IN
q Rolls-Royce its tough to be pure.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

Although you don't hear Of any
open disagreements among the
main guys Of the aeronautic game.
still they are fallin' out Lot late
ly, Hipe Cronk says.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

NAL Terwilliger has got some
hard cider that would make q buzz
saw look like a sleeptn' babe. We
know whereof We speak as We
have hearn It buzz.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

We suppose the most popular
song of the girls when leayin' their
bungaloes for the bathin' beach IS
How Can Bare to Leave Thee?"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

The Federal dry agents found
some booze cached in the piano
down at the Eagle House last
week. We allus did claim that
pianner had flne liquid tones.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-16
LATION OF INAUGURAL POMP CREATES SOCIAL Speculation
Society Anticipates Few
White House Functions
In New Harding Regime

Balls, balls. balls - never has
tnere been a season so filled
with balls, both public and
private, as this winter. Every
night almost there is at least
one ball and sometimes two and
even three, and many more TO come
yet on the social calendars. with
Ash Wednesday crowding closely,
society is pressed for time, of course,
10 meet all their social obligations
and to do all the entertaining they
desire, so many Of the large events
overlap. AS it is. many of them will
nave to await the spring season,
which will start early with Easter
coming so early, and will last late,
especially II the new President calls
an extra session of Congress.
Adding interest to the larger bene-
Mt balls Of the winter is the fact
that so many OF the wives of diplo-
mats interest themselves and lend
their presence in receiving lines and
appear as patronesses and box hold
ers. Wives of officials. too, lend not
only their name but their presence
to most of the benefit functions. OF
course. the inability of President
and Mrs. Wilson to attend any of
the large balls is to be greatly re-
Eretted.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-16
CHARITY BALL OPENS
WEEKS BUSY CALENDAR

The week opened with ball. THE
charity ball Of the winter, an annual
AFFAIR and always spoken of as The
charity ball 1t is given for the
benefit of the Children's Hospital
and always has for almost half
century brought out the creme de la
creme of Washington society. In
fact il is the only public ball at
tended by some of the older mem
bers Of the conservative residential
set. Many of the patrons Monday
night have been present each year
since it was organized and some of
those in the receiving line inherited
their places there from their respec-
tive mothers. The Vice President
and Mrs. Thomas R. Marshall; the
wife Of the Secretary Of State, Mrs.
cambridge Colby; Nine. Riano, wife
OF the Spanish Ambassador; Nine.
LeBreton, wife of the Argentine
Ambassador: Nine. Slavko Y. Grou-
itch. Rear Admiral Newton McCully,
whose seven little Russian wards
are being cared for at the Children's
HospitaI-everybOd who was any
body were at the ball.
The presence of the Vice Presi-
dent and Mrs. Marshall, their first
public appearance this winter. gave
an auued mp OF interest anu con-
tributed a touch of pOmp and cere-
mOny which other balls OF this sea-
son have lacked. 1t brought back
to mind the days before the Presi-
dent went to Europe and then was
taken i'll, when he and his wife,
usually accompanied by some of his
or her relatives or both, attended
practically all of the big charity
balls. They were usually greeted
upon their arrival-also departed
with the same ceremony, usually
though not always-in the same
manner as the Marshalls were re-
ceived Monday evening. Upon their
arrival at about II o'clock, follow
ing a dinner party which Mr.. and
Mrs. Marshall gave in compliment
to the British Ambassador and Lady
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Mrs. Wilson
Heads List
Wives of Diplomats and
Cabinet Members as
PatrOnesses

Mrs. woodrow Wilson heads the
list of patronesses for the series
Of plays and ball to be given on
January 25 by the Drama League
OF Washington at the Washington
Hotel for the beneit Of the Near
East Relief.
The other patronesses are Princess
Cantacuzene, Mesdames Bainbridge
Colby, David F. Houston, Newton
d. Baker, A. Mitchell Palmer, AL
bert S. Burleson, Josephus Dan
iels, Edwin T. Meredith, Nor
man H. Davis, Mime. Jusserand,
Nine. Boris Bakhmeteff, Lady
Geddes, Nine. PeZet, Nine. Slavko
Y. Grouitch, Nine. de Cespedes,
Mesdames Charles J. Bell, William
H. Baldwin. George Barnett, Delos
BIodgett, Miss Mabel T. Boardman,
Mesdames Charles Henry Butler,
Clarence Crittendon Calhoun, D. J.
Callahan, Mitchell Carroll, Whitman
Cross, William Z. Chamberlin,
Frederick A. Delano, Randolph
Dfckins, Henry F. Dimock. Carl H.
Droop, John Joy Edison, Bessie
Edison, Stephen B. Elkins, Edward
Everett, Livingston Farrand. James
Carroll Frazer, Marie NJ. Forrest,
Frank W. Fuller, Gilbert H. Gros-
yenor, John B. Henderson, Nc
Carthy Hanger, G. Wallace Hanger,
J. H. Hambley, Miss Adele Heaven,
Mesdames Eugene Herndon, Howard
L. Hodgkins, Rose Gouverneur
Hoes, Miss Martha N. Hooper, Mes
DANES George D. Hope, Livingston
/. Hunter, Richard Fay Jackson,
Glen Fay Jenks, Francis T. A
Junkin, Rudolph Kaufman, Victor
Kaufman, William H. King, Nine
claude LangIais, Mesdames John B.
Larner, Henry B. F. Macfarland,
George T. Marye, Charles Matthews.
Cora P. Mayberry, George Maynard
Minor, Frank W. Mondell, Francois
B. Moran, Theodore W. Noyes,
Frank G. Odenheimer, Miss Helena
O'Connell, Mesdames Henry Cleye-
land Perkins, George R. Putnam,
Henry T. Rainey, John Reed, Miss
Janet Richards, Mesdames Susie
Root Rhodes, Charles w. Richard
son, George A Kicker, Warren De-
lano Robbins, Edward w. Root,
Emma S. Shelton, Joseph B. Sho-
walter, Thomas W. SidweIl, Abram
simon, Francis A. Sinclair, Wendell
P. Stafford, Cabot Stevens, Wesley
NJ. Stoner, Milnor r Sullivan,
Lyman B. swormstedt, Joseph e.
Lawrence Townsend, Mary
Logan Tucker, Walter H Tucker
man, James Fl. Turner. Ellen A.
Harvey W. Wiley, Charles
wood. Charles Boughton Wood and
John Esrvey Young.
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Geddes, a trumpet was sounded,
Immediately the dancers stopped
and the members of the floor. com
mittee, each with a white ribbon
and carnatlon in his button hole,
lined themselves the length of the
room, forming an aisle down which
Mr.. and Mrs. Marshall and their
party passed to the strains of Hail
to the Chief"
The Marshalls stopped to speak
to the receiving line but 1 don't re-
call the Wilson's ever doing that
Then the Wilson always had a box
Of their own and entertained guests
in it. The Star Spangled Banner
was always played some time dur
ing the evening; generally upon
their arrival at the entrance of the
ball room; sometimes just after they
entered their box and before they
were seated; again just before they
departed. A flare Of triumpets or
some form of ceremony sometimes
announced their departure; once in
awhile they just slipped quietly
away. They seldom stayed more
than an hour.
The Marshalls stayed all evening
and didn't have a box of their own;
were guests Of Mrs. MarshaIl's close
friend, Mrs. Thomas F. Walsh, in
her box. Mrs. Walsh and Mrs. John
Allan Dougherty, who are INSOFAR
able, were both at the Marshall din
ner and came upstairs with them
and Mrs. Dougherty, on the arm OF
some member of the floor commit
tee hurried down to the box first,
followed by Mrs. Walsh with
another member OF the committee.
Meanwhile all eyes were strained to
find the Marshalls who didn't come
and didn't come. Some one said the
elevator was stuck between floors,
but think he was Just guessing
Finally 1 spied them shaking hands
with the reception committee and
then they walked down the i'm
proVised aisle, Mr.. Marshall on the
arm of Mr.. Cuno Rudolph, and Mrs
Marshall with our Commissioner,
Thilman Hendrick. whom 1 thought
looked very dignifed and impress
sive. He made the introductions al
the ball earlier in the evening.
The Washington herald., 1921-01-16
HARDINGS PREPARING
FOR SOUTHERN TRIP.

7 HAVE a notion they may have
all Of the big receptions. the
l. judicial, diplomatic, Congress
sional and army and navy recep-
tions and official dinners and anv
other large and formal entertain
ments such as have been given at
the White House under ordinary
conditions for some years past. hut
l don't believe they will give manv
extra parties one might call them.
such as dances, musicals and so
forth.
They" say that Mr.. Harding is
looking the worse for wear since he
was nominated and that he is
greatly in need of the trip he is
planning to take with Senator and
Mrs. Joseph Frelinghuysen on their
yacht in Southern waters. The
Frelinghuysens have just returned
from a short trip on their yacht and
are planning TO go of again in about
a week and II is about then that
they expect the Hardings to join
them. I have heard that the Hard
ings might come to Washington for
a brief stay en- route South. The
Pen Women's League is quite elated
over the fact that Mrs. Harding
has Joined the League Of American
pen Women as an active member.
+ + =
WITH the past week brimming
w over with activities Of varied
w interest the League Of Amer
ican Pen Women eclipsed all their
former triumphs. Today when wom-
en- enter the great field Of endeagor
ir the worlds work through their
enfranchisement Mrs. riding
stands out as the highest exemplifi-
cation of a woman having made a
place for herself by her own efforts
without sacrificing in any way her
home interests, for above every
thing else Mrs. Harding is a home
woman.
The favorite story in Marion OF
this daughter Of Ohio is the story
Of how Mrs. Harding day after day
worked by her husbands side on
the Marion Star, making this news
paper not Mr., Hardings newspaper,
but the Hardings' newspaper. 1t is
on the basis of this work which
entities her to be called a newspaper
woman that Mrs. Harding enters the
League Of American Pen Women as
an active member. Mrs. Harding
comes in at the invitation Of Mrs
Keyes, wife Of Senator Henry wild
er Keyes Of New Hampshire, who
is another woman who has demon
strated that a woman can be more
than Just a successful wife and
mother, more than even the wife Of
one Of the leading figures Of the
political life of the country, for Mrs
,Keyes Is evez better known as.