The Meeker herald., 1921-09-17

think of anything else for three days.
And when the meal was dished Ip l
had an attack Of jumping toothuche.
and was jumping over the chairs with
my head under my arm"
"Fhnt's always the way In this
world, dOgg0ne it," commented the no.
tel keeper. "Just as sure us you look
forward to something you're going to
run up against II disappointment that
will break your heart.
Last week had so much business
| was on my feet day md night
didn't get any sleep to speak of for
several nights, and my eyes felt like
hard-boiled eggs. I was just dead on
my feet WINS so played out. looked
forward TO the time when I could saw
or Il few lengths of slumber Just MS
YOU looked forward to that boiled fod-
Ter"
at Inst things Stacked up and I
went up to my room ut seven o'clock
In the evening, prepared to sleep
round the clock, or as much longer as
could hardly see to get my rugs of.
and I henved sigh OF relief when
crnwled in between the sheets. But
before ! had been there three minutes
old Jiggleson came along with his
brass band and began playing selec-
lions under my window. The congress-
man from this district was occupying
the room next to mine, and those To-
coed musicians were serenading him.
probably hoping to be appointed post
master before long. They played ev-
cry blamed tune you ever heard Of,
and had to leave my own room and
go to one mt the back Of the hotel.
''That room hadn't been used for
long time. and things weren't In good
repnir. climbed into the bed and
was snoring few quotations from the
classics, when all the Stats came down
ut once and I landed on the floor on
my ear with my feet up on the foot
Of the bed. thought my back was
broken in three places, but ! managed
to get up, and then I liked back t.
my own room. ! had left the window
open when ! yelled mt Jiggleson and
threw some furniture at his musicians.
and was so sleepy forgot to close it.
The bed was right up against the
window, and l was Just getting asleep
once more when 1t began to rain.
about forty gallons of water blew in
IN me before I could get the doggone
window closed. had to rustic around
for dry night shirt and some sheets
and things. and by that time I was
pretty near desperate. don't know
of anything mere aggravating than to
be dying for good Old-fashiOned
sleep ind then be unable to make con
nections
"At last got into bed again, all
snug and comfortable. and was doing
some ground and lofty sleeping. Then
along came guest who mistOok my
room for his own, which was on the
floor above. 1t happened that his key
fitted the lock of my door. so he opened
It and came in. When he saw me there
he took me by the ankles and dragged
me out onto the floor and sat on me,
and asked me what in thunder / meant
by occupying his bed, for which he Ind
paid in advance. 1t took ten minutes
to make things clear to him. and by
that time I felt like driveling idiot.
'But I had sense enough left to get
back into bed and make another try at
sleeping I had slept about twenty
seven watts when big framed pic
ture of my wife. which hung over the
head of the bed. came down and
smashed itself on my face and put my
nose out of joint. Then ! gave up. I
put on my clothes and went down
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