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The Bismarck tribune., 1921-10-04
Z of paris. seeks It'll monkey sAA,

1OuCn. vOrOnOII, OF TAllS, Seeho 49, 80 AAAvAst>SJ
glands.
Sixth scientific fallacy is transmutation OF
metals-conversio Of iron or lead or other baser
metals into gold or silver.
That men like Richard Ulram still attempt to
achieve the six foes of science, shows that there
is always someone who refuses to believe that any
thing is impossible.
It is mans nature to deny that he is limited in
his powers Laughed at, jeered, he defes prece-
dent-and thereby makes progress. This spirit
may not achieve the original goal, but it will ac-
complish something. Thus Glauber, who devoted
lifetime to attempting to change lead into gold,
discovered very useful salt that bears his name.
Professor Frederick Soddy, of Oxford, says that
when man has enough radium and can work with
100000 volts of electricity, he may really be
able to change lead into gold.
Six follies of science we call them now. But
will future man solve them and look back and
laugh at us.
Flying was once called the seventh folly Of
science 1t has been taken off the list.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-10-04
OLDEST MAN

!, am 1873 years old, says Uncle John She'll cele-
bratng his birthday in a log cabin on Greasy
Greek, Ky
/ The census-taker in 1860 recorded Uncle Johns
age as g. That would make him SO years old
now, instead of 'the oldest man in the world"
But John insists there was an error in taht early
enumeration He says he was born in 1888.
! A similar case was Noah Raby, who died in a
New Jersey poorhouse several years ago. Raby
claimed to be 1877 years old. After his death, the
census bureau investigated and found that he was
less than 100.
j Your comment probably is, guess these stories
about men living much beyond a century are
fokum."
Y Not always!
{ Henry Jenkins of Yorkshire, Eng, lived to 169
wears. The king had bis age investigated, became
convinced that Henry was telling the truth, and
had the old man come and live at the palace, The
change killed him.
+ Thomas Parr of Shropshire, Eng, married first
when he was 88, had two children, and died when
he was 1852. His grandson lived to 1872, his great
grandson to 142.
Ireland in 1912 buried Countess of Desmond,
aged 145
Hungarian history records Peter Torton peas
ant, who was 1876 years old when he died in 1924.
John Rovin, another Hungarian peasant lived to
be 172, his wife 1854.
The oldest man in all history, whose age has
been authenticated with reasonable conviction, was
Numas de Cugna, native of Bengal, India, who died
in 1856 at the age of $40. He was famous, all
through the Orient. Arabs considered him the
eighth wonder of the world.
y How can you live to be more than 100?
In the Berkshires, near the Connecticut line,
there's woodchopper named Joseph Gillette.
He is in his Tooth year, chops wood 10 hours day,
six days week-and says hard work is what made
him live so long.
Most exceptionally old men have the same
notion.
But the real reason for their unusual age prob
ably is that mysterious nature gives them an ex-
cess of the powerful current that drives the mo-
tors Of the body
Work, however, does prolong the average life.
Many retired business men died before their time,
from the rust of inaction.
More than 200 years ago. Arnauld, the great
Frenchman was urged to retire, by his friend
Nicolle.
"What for?" asked Arnauld. Eos
"You are old 1t is time to rest" -
"Rest!' snorted Arnauld. 81 have all eternity
to rest in"
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-10-04
NILE
vyMAIlE Mysl
'oM SIMS
The Red line is a bread line.

The Red line is bread line.
Returning tourists are see sick
The home brood also mas kick.
Perhaps joyriders use laughing gas.
X. X. X. means Ketcil as Ketch Kan
A 9 O'clock town sees the sunrise.
A building boom scares high rents
away. ea
Do your best-but not your best
friend.
Men who act like pills are soon
Gowned.
A sign Of good winter is "Help
Wanted" s
Solomon had 700 wives, so be had
to get wise.
Ireland would like to see little re-
verse English.
There's always room at the top for
Improvement.
Harding seems to be the most pop
ular picture star.
Love nests can't be ieathered until
prices are down.
The course Of true love never runs
smooth 1t walks.
With Longer skirts we won't rccog-
nize our old friends.
German bushes may not be on its
feet; but it is on ours.
"Police Find Booze - Headline.
When will they be back al work?
An agricultural school is feeding
cows sawdusts Thus producing more
plank steak.
Charlie Chaplin may be knighted.
News item. All he did over here was
get crowned.
Great Britain says she will make
good the ZR-2. It should have been
made good at first
The only time. some dancers are
light on their feet is when they sit
down.
There's nothing new under the sun:
but you can't say the same for the
moon.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-10-04

Great Britain says she will make
good the ZR-2. It should have been
made good at first
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-10-04

Charlie Chaplin may be knighted.-
News item. All he did over here was
get crowned.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-10-04

The only time some dancers are
light on their feet is when they Sit
down.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-10-04

An agricultural Sehool is feeding
cows sawdust.s Thus producing more
plank steak.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-10-04

There's nothing new under the sun;
but you cant say the same for the
moon.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-10-04

"Police Find Booze - Headline
When will they. be back al work?
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-10-04

Governor Frazier, Attorney. General
Lemke and Commissioner of Agricul-
ture John ,HAgan will be on the stump
most of the time until the election.
Lemke now is on tour in the eastern
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
Death to Rata.

A study Of barium carbonate as a
rat poison. made by the United States
Department Of Agriculture, indicates
that 20 per cent mixture with food
makes satisfactory bait. With this
percentage rat ordinarily needs to
eat only one-third or three-eighths of
a meat of average size to get fatal
dose. IT was found that with this
dose many Of the rats poisoned died
within "a hours, though an occasional
rat was found which survived an even
larger amount. thus indicating that 100
per cent mortality is not to be expect
ed In any case.
A summary of results of expert
ments conducted by various persons
with a view to determining the dead
liness of barlum to different animals
shows the fallacy of the assumption
that barium is poisonous only to rats
II is pointed out that the fatal dose of
barium per pound tends to decrease
relatively as the size Of the animal In
creases, and that bait calculated to
be fatal to rats may be assumed to be
more or less dangerous to small do
nestle animals also.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
New Vocation for Women.

AS Corney Grain Vsed to say, 1--WE all
come round, you come round. come
round" 1t was never imagined, in his
day, that the smart London clubs
would come round to having woman
as secretary, but the Devonshire and
Green Room clubs have done so, and
the Savage threatens to follow suit.
IT is pointed out, however. that dur
ing the war men saw how extremely
comfortable woman could make a
club, and, as clubs become more and
more the homes of both men and
women. woman secretary seems to
supply the touch needed to make them
complete.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
Phillips Wish.

Phillip, Jr., two and one-half years
old, is very fond of having his mother
sing to him as she rocks him to sleep.
She has told him a number of Bible
stories, the usual number of Mother
Goose" stories, and other stories so
dear to children. He often requests
her to sing about Mother Hubbard"
Of Jack Spratt," or some other equally
well-known character, and she will
ingly obliges, "flling in," as she goes
along, to suit the occasion. The other
evening she had been singing to him
about "Santa Claus" and his various
activities, and, seeing that Phillip was
almost asleep, stopped to rest. Sud-
denly he opened his eyes and said:
Mother, sing me a song about Moses,
and Mutt and JEFF"
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
TOBACCO GROWERS SHOULD
GIVE MORE THOUGHT TO
SOIL AND FERTILIZERS
By G. b. Eunice
Agricultural Development Agent,
A. B. & A. Railway.

Tobacco growers throughout Geor-
gia should give more consideration to
the type of soil on which they expect
to grow tobacco and the kind of fer
tilzers to be used. These are prob
ably the most important things to be
considered in growing tobacco, as
mistake in either case may result in a
total failure. No doubt sixty per cent
of the low grade tobacco produced
last year was caused either by the Sc
lection of the wrong type of soil or
the use of improper fertilizer.
Farmers should bear in mind that
the best type of soil for tobacco in
Georgia is light, sandy, or grey soil,
well drained, with a yellow clay sub
soil, always avoiding a red or dark
stiff soil, or soil with great amount
OF red pebbles, as these types of soil
that will cure real dark or red, which
will make coarse or honey tobacco
is undesirable.
Tobacco should never follow COW
peas or velvet beans, as they storeup
nitrogen in the soil in form that will
prolong the growing period, and very
often it will not ripen at ALL resulting
in total loss to the grower, as it is
impossible to make a desirable grade
out OF coarse green tobacco.
Some commercial fertilizers have
the same effect on tobacco as cow peas
and velvet beans. This is true with
most any fertilizer that carries too
high pc cent of ammonia especially
is this true when all the amonia is de-
rived from one ingredient and the nj
trogen in it becomes available very
slowly
A good fertilizer for tobacco is an
S-5-5 applied at the rate of 800 to
1000 pounds per acre. Ammonia
should be derived from at least three
sources; one per cent cotton-seed
meal, one per cent sulphate ammonia,
and one per cent, dried blood is good
TIL source of potash should always be
derived from sulphate of potash, as
murate of potash or KANT contains
chlorine, which has a tendency to
make tobacco burn poorly, and is OBJ
jectionable to the large tobacco man
ufacturers.
Never use nitrate of soda as it
causes tobacco to remain green too
long and will not cure properly.
Fertilizer for tobacco should be ap-
piled in the row at least one week be-
fore time for transplanting, as this
gives better results. Mix the fertilizer
thoroughly with the soil by running
plow through it before it is bedded,
and in no case should a second appli-
cation of fertilizer be considered, as
this will generally cause your tobacco
to take second growth, which pre-
vents it from curing uniformly. Fer
! tilizer under tobacco should be prac-
tically exhausted by the time the to-
bacco begins TO mature in order that
il may ripen properly.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
JOKE ON MOTHER
Precise Old Lady Convicted of
Using Slang.
Dictionary Brought Forward to Prove
That Term With Which She Fright
ened Youngsters Was Taboo.

My mother detested slang, says a
writer in Scribner's. The use of slang
expressions was to her something very
closely akin to making up bed with
out properly airing il or going to
party without a clean handkerchief.
When my sister or used some Of
the slang of our day, she used to say
piaintively that she couldn't think
where we got hold of such expressions.
Had anyone said to me then that my
mother used slang ! should have been
incrcdulous and very likely indignant.
While considered my own right to
latitude of language inalienable to my
youth. ! felt, If only subconsciously,
that mothers (and especially mine,
who was of the good old-fashioned va
riety of genuine mothers) were diff
ferent. One would no more expect
them to use slang than one would ex-
pect them to wear short skirts, or
dance. or ride a bicycle, or want the
largest helping of ice cream. I am
sure if had heard my mother say
bhiftI Iitth VI III tIIt 1--WE vi
Mike" the sound of such words on
her lips would have mortified me even
more than they Mortified her when she
heard them ON mine.
1t was only recently that the great
revelation came TO me. Harking back
to my childhood, had used one Of my
mothers favOrite words, "rambunc-
tiOus," and was promptly asked what
It meant by person who had not
had the advantage of being brought
up In New England. Surprised at
her ignorance, l explained at once that
It was my mothers word fOr-well, for
whatf had to put my reluctant brain
to work before could find words
that gave even faint flavor of what
mother meant when she said: "NOw,
you children, you're getting altogether
too rambunctiOus." Not satisfied with
my own definition, I finally sought Mr..
Webster's aid Rambunctious was not
In the. abridged on my desk. When
had turned, grumblng at the words
they select to leave out of the abriG I'D
to the unwieldy colossus in the
hall, i could scarcely believe my knowl-
edge of the sequence Of the alphabet
But careful resurvey failed to find
me tripping Rambunctious was not
there. The dictionary passed blitheIy
on from rambler to rameoI (the same
as ramal, If you must know.
As laid the dictionary down a new
light burst upon me. Rambunctious
was not a word In good standing
What was 1t, then, but the slang of
an older generation My mother had
used slang.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
F arm News Section
Conducted By c. T. OWENS Secretary Ben Hill County
Farm Bureau Federation

Ben Hill County Advisory Board, Marion Dickson chairman
tary Meets second and fourth Thursdays at Chamber of
Commerce at 2:30 p. m.
Fitzgerald Council-A Swords, chairman Mrs H. M War
rem, vice chairman; H. H. James, secretary. Meets Sec
ond and fourth Thursdays at Chamber of Commerce. at
80 p m.
Dckson's Mill Counc-R R. Dorminey Chairman; Mrs A.
w. Mccall vice chairman; J. j. Burres, secretary Meets
second Mondays Mill
Bowens Mill w. H. Lee, chairman; Mrs S E. Watson
vice chairman; w. r. Watkins, secretary Meets first
Friday at Crisp School house, at 2:30 p. m
Wlllamsons Mill CounclJ Horton Taylor chairrnan G.
M. Young, secretary. Meets second Friday at Emory
schoohouse, at 2:30 p. m.
Vaughn-Taylor Council-W H. Roberts, chairman Mrs R.
L. Stone, vice chairman; c. E. Rhet secretary Meets
third Friday, Vaughn Taylor school Q 80 D. M
Ashton Council-Wesley r. Walker chairman; J. Roscoe
Kimball secretary. Meets fourth Friday at Dormney
and Ashton Schools alternately.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
Watermelon Meeting
Be Here Thursday

All Farm Bureau members who are
interested in growing water melons
are requested to meet G. B. Eunice
J, w. Firor and H. L. Alsobrook
Agricultural agents of the A. B. ~
"A. railway at the next meeting of the
fitzgerald Community Council and
Ben Hill County Advisory Board,
Thursday January 9Th, 200 p. IN.
Growing and marketing water mel
ons, contracting for fertilizer, and the
organization of a Farmers Mutual
Fire Insurance Co. in connection with
the Farm Bureau in this county will
be discussed. This is a very impor-
tant meeting and should be we'll at
tended.
M. DICKSON, Chairman
{. T. OWENS, Secretary.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
Farm Bureau Sells
Mich Cows And Vans

Thirty mich cows were bought for
about $500 by the party of four
farmers from Hastings, Fla, who
were here last week. They were
shipped Saturday. The buyers,
Messrs. r. L. Irwin, George Leon
ardy, w. B. Fox. p. D. Silcox, re-
turned home via automobiles Secre-
tary {. T. Owens of the Farm Bureau
Federation, arranged the sale
Mr.. Owens also shipped car load
of Porto Rico seed potatoes to Nc
Eachern Brothers at TT. Greene
Springs, Fla, Saturday. They were
bought from the farmers at seventy
five cents per bushel.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
STOP WAGE REDUCTION

ROCK ISLAND, Ill.-The Iowa
Plating Company announced that
wages OF its organized metal polish
ers would be reduced % per cent and
the work day increased from eight to
nine. The workers declined to ac-
cept the cut and demanded their
time" The company then withdrew
its announcement.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
PRODUCE FOR SALE

VELVET BEANS; SIS per Ton
J. B. Pope. six tons.
D. Z. Luke, five tons.
N. L. Blackstone, one ton.
F, F. Stokes, two tons.
J. A. G. Ragsdale, 20 Blu. of bunch.
H. A. Morehead. 20 Blu. stringless.
A. Lundy, one and one-half tons
PEAVINE HAY, $50 TON
J. J. Shedd, three tons.
r. R. Dorminey. two tons.
Mrs. A. B. McCathatt, four tons.
CORN, ST. BUSHEL
D. Z. Luke, 100 bushels.
Mrs. A. B. McGathatt, 200 bushels
A. J. Swords, 200 bushels.
SEED CORN, $500 Blu.
H. T. Newsom, 100 blu. Little White
Cob
J. A. G. Ragsdale, 20 Blu. Whatley
Prolific.
PEANUTS, $1.50 Blu.
S. E. Leverett, 20 Blu. N. C. Run
ming.
S. E. Leverett, so blu. Lewis 63,
wilt resistant.
CANE SYRUP, 81 GALLON
DR.. D. B. Ware, 500 gals.
J. Horton Taylor, 500 gals.
Mrs. c. B. Baton, 200 gals.
A. w. Mccall, 200 gals.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
FARMERS EXCHANGE
COLUMN

(All Products listed by farmers
with secretaries of their own com
munity councils will be turned over
to c. T. Owens for publication IN
this section.)
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
PRODUCE WANTED

WANTED-1,000 bushels corn fol
T. G. Mccall, 500 gals.
City of Fitzgerald. Will pay 75c cash
David L. Paulk, City Hall. If
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

One of the oldest occupations
brought to light by the recent census
Is that Of dog tattooer, man who
specializes in tattoOlng dogs with
their owners names.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

WANTED-1O00 Hens, 75c each,
zoe lb.; Fryers, 40-70c each, Csc lb.;
Geese 85c each. For Cash. CASPER
Hide & Skin Company. If
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
The Species

lrritated Official-I must try not to
let these bug visitors annoy me. What
kind Of human insect was It this
time?
Office Boy (timidly)-It was a lady
bug, sir
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
Just pawned on her.

Hazel had suffered several mishaps
during the day without making fuss,
but finally she fell down the front
steps and bumped her head. She sat
up and rubbed the injured spot, evil
IDENTIFY reviewing in her mind the days
misfortunes, for she burst out: "well,
I seem to be out of bad luck today |"
Talmudie Wisdom.
Throw no stones into the wen
whence you have drunk.-The Tai
mud.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
SWEET POTATOES, 75c BU.
A. J. Swords, 100 bu.
REGISTERED SWINE

J. Horton Taylor, six INBRED and
SIX bred registered Duroc gifts.
Roscoe kimball registered duroc
pigs, male or female.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

ELCAR AUTOMOBILE WANTED
We want secondhand Elcar car.
Cheap for Cash. Casper Hide & Skin
Compony, Fitzgerald, Ga. If
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
FOR SALE

BEST CANE SYRUP-Put in half
gallon cans; new crop. Sold in any
quantity. Union Cotton Oil Com
pany. Phone 308. If
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

WANTED-l000 Hens, 75c each,
Zoe h.; Fryers 40-7Oc each, Csc h.;
Geese 85c each For Cash CASPER
Hide & Skin Company. If
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

WANTED-Position as Clerk-Typist
or General Office Assistant desired
Immediately by capable young lady.
Phone 359-L. 1tp
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

FOUND-One butt-headed milk cow
Owner can recover by paying for ad
and feed. M. M. Lowry, r. F. D.
Route 5. Fitzgerald dlop
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

Bill Steedum says that II a young
married couple can live through Sep
TENDER without having fatal quarrel
over whose duty is to get up and get
the extra cover, the chance is pretty
fair TO live until the next green to-
mato pie season, anyhow.-Wilming.
ton NeWs-Journal.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
CLASSIFIED ADS
PHONE 32S
w A NJ T E D

WANTED Two or three furnished
rooms for light housekeeping. Apply
Box ASS, Fitzgerald. dip
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

WANTED-Cheap automobiles all
make, regardless of condition. CAS-
PER HIDE & SKIN co. If
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

FOUND-Young Scotch Collie dog,
apply Leader Enterprise.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

FOR SALE-Saw mill machinery;
shafting and pulleys; complete brick
mill parts. Casper Hide & Skin
Company. If
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

We will buy your Corn, Potatoes,
Velvet Beans etc. and load at your
tation. Best prices paid. OCILLA
SEED & PRODUCE CO. Ocilla, Ga.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

FOR SALE-About 20 head good
farm mules, cheap. Cash or Terms.
]. c. BUSH. If
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
LOST

LOST-At Empire Store, diamond
brooch. SIS reward if returned to
Leader Enterprise Office. II.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

POULTRY WANTED-We pay
highest market price for all kinds of
poultry See Casper Hide & Skin Co.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24
Daily Thought

The most onerous slavery is to BE-
slave to ones self. -Seneca.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

TYPEWRITER BbON S-We
carry ribbons in stock for all kinds
Of Typewriters. Leader Enterprise If
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1921-01-24

FOUND-Three pigs. Owner may
have same by indentifying pigs and
paying for this ad and feed. H. A.
lowers, 3l9 North Main. d21
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-09-16
Liuht on the DEPTHS.

1t is said that at depth of only
200 fathoms the light of the unclouded
sun penetrating the ocean is reduced
To equality with the starlight of
clear night on the surface. At more
profound depths the sunlight Is en-
tirely extinguiShed. Yet there are
both light and color in the abysses,
and at the bottom Of the sea. The
light is of phosphorescent origin. and
il may be remarked that in general the
fixed marine forms of life are not be-
hind their free swimming allies in
light-emitting powers. There are IL
Limitations produced by the move
ments Of abyssal fishes through the
forests 0f ph0sphOreScent sea-penS,
fan corals. red corals. and other Alley
onaria. The colorS of deep-sea animals
are both brilliant and varied.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-09-16
COULDN'T KID THAT STUDENT
mission of Author Was Dis
tinctIy UncompIimentary.

George Philip Knapp has not always
been professor of English at Columbia.
For two years he held the same posi-
ton at the University of Cincinnati,
where his mOdesty, as usual, was so
pronounced that his great scholarship
was not evident to the typical under
classman. One day a chap who had
just been promoted from the freshman
class bounded into his study and said ::
professor Knapp, / found something
strange today; there's a book over In
the library written by man who has
just your name"
us that so?" said Professor Knapp.
"What is the book?"
why" said the student, sit is an ac-
count of an Anglo-Saxon work called
'Andreas and Elene'"
But / wrote that book" replied the
author of Modern English, land half
dozen other volumes"
Said the student: "Ah, gwan w-
New York Evening Post.