The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1921-07-23

" Boulevard last Sunday night
taking in all OF the sights"
which appeared on the neutral ground
He noticed two gentlemen who live
near Goth and Prairie avenue approach
two young ladies' who were seated on
the grass They raised their hats and
started off with the usual Hello
Cutie" stuff and were about TO sit
down when a brindled bull pup arose
and walked from behind one of the
girls. She yelled, Go get EN-" The
little pup started out and 50 did the
would be gentlemen. II was a pretty
chase and the pup would have won
had not the little girl yelled for him 10
return. The gentlemen, much winded
from their exertions. rested their
weary bodies against the wall, while
the girls, Spectators. Nosey and the
dog al laughed This IS warning
10 all "mashers"- out for the
dog
~, LAST FRIDAY afternoon
I ] Sosey bumped into a man who
was in his sox feet and who was
swearing better than any sailor ever
dared 40 swear. He would not tell
Nosey what was the matter or why he
was in his sox feet Nosey went into
the alley from which the little man had
Just emerged and followed his track,
until they led him to a she'd in the
rear OF a residence. NoScy saw the
shoes on the shed and when he tried
10 remove them saw that they were
stuck IN the tar which had become soft
in the sun. A bottle whizzed past
Nosey's ear and a voice cried Il told
YOU never to show up again, didn't
II" Then another bottle Nosey
moved when he found out that the lit
tie man had been SO unpopular in the
neighborhood and smiled when he was
in safety at the picture the little man
must baye been trying to get his feet
out OF his shoes and lodging bottles at
the same time.
~OME PEOPLE get used 10 things
y qeiokly Nosey saw one OF the
~ old guard walking along Va
bash AyenGe and coming up from The
rear slapped him on the back by way
OF greeting The old mans hands few
mp in Che air and remained above his
head. Take what's lett. fellows, and
let me ~. home III peace :" Nosey
pulled his arms down and convinced
Aim that he was not a hold-up man
The old gent had been held up on"s
that night and had taken nip to
steady his nerves and everything
looked like a burglar 10 Him Nosey
saw that he got home to prevent hun
from standing all night in one spot
with his hands. held above his head
The old man knows the safe way to
meet the hold-up men anyway.
TVERY OLD SAYING does not
always work out Nosey has
heard girls say that they would
rather be an old mans darling than
young mans slave, but he ran INTO
Young girl AT one OF the cabarets who
had become an old mans slave and
she was about tired OF it but the old
man had such young ideas that she
could not get away from his slavery.
Considering that the old man had a
family and was known as nice old
man" and that the girl was one OF
those wild aud woody vamps II makes
you think that those rules can go
wrong sometimes. This exception may
cause some old men to, get out OF line
but Nosey wishes II Understood that
he will take no blame Tor the disasters
which might befall the old men who
would be slave masters.
X,OU SHOULD ALWAYS look
Y around for the husband when
l. sou talk to a mans wife. Nosey
was standing at the corner OF J5th and
Indiana Avenue looking at tall lat
lady who was accompanied BY a short
thin man He was standing behind
her when a smart looking young man
came up and said, Hello, Bertha.
where is that little FISH al husband
of yours?" She winked and blinked at
the young man but he just went on
calling names and the little husband
grew taller and taller until he looked
to Nosey as tall as the young man
The young man finally tumbled to the
tragic signs OF the wife and beat a
hasty retreat before the husband could
get around his massive wife. And then
the fun began. Nosey departed as he
has witnessed too many OF those I'M
equal debates between man and wife
and knew what would finally happen