The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-03-11
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telling and one man complained that
on account OF the had condition OF the
tracks and worn-put cars on his car
line friend OF his had a bottle OF
cream converted into butter after
riding only short distance. This
was nothing said his opponent, TO an
experience he had when riding home
from work one day. Three silver dol
lars which he had IN hispocket were
so shuiied about in the terrible ride
( that when he reached home the dol
llars had worn down as thin as dimes.
Say Bobbe, do you know that
clock is an hour fast?" remarked the
caller as he sat whiting in the library
i for her 10 come down
Sure said hobbie. but don't tell
I Sis. She turned II ahead and she THINKS
You don't know"
1 Bore Yes, don't know how II Is.
but feel thoroughly wound np to-
might
! Hostess How very strange Aud
yet YOU don't seem 20 go!
What makes YOU think Daubcr Will
succeed as paintor?"
lie has the soul Of an artist and the
] perseverance, Of book agent New
: isaven Register
Rnstus was terribly depressed both
I physically and mentally What's the
matter. Rastusg Inquired his en-
I plOycr
Mafiahg echoed Rastus Use boon
( high 'bout ruined. boss Man wife done
bent me mp and den gone Oh an LET
mo"
+ Well. rs TOO bad she beat you up.
but since she's gone il might have
been worse c0usuleh his bogs
Yeah. but DAT Amt All. persisted
Rasips 'Jes ioah niah wife lcf she
+ opened Dc chiCken-h0use doah and
al de chickens done lew out aud
went home lone Scout
Eyes. sir. rs pretty hard collecting
money jUgt now J know H."
llavc you tried and iailcdy"
"Oh. no"
iiow. thea. do you know that mon
7 ~ Is hard 10 Collect
"ligeanae seyeral people have tried
Ia collect some from me- Mlunea
polls Tribune
Title Ginger gays the reason she
didn't last long us Halragiri nc tbe
4 itwlly counter was hfcslNe whoA g
mEn came iu Bud said he wanted some
lining bice for his bahy she askcd him
. u his baby was boy girl. or Is
chicken Dallas News
+ Faihor tnpstaira lt ia time TOT
that young man 90 so home
fuuug Sian 1or father ig q crank
Father loyefhpaFInEi Well, thca
YUu don't hsEn hrlfastarinF Grams
a mighty handy r3f Panther
. Il uumctmcs wiRh You'd give ne
little money without wy baflHE % Bak
ipr 49, said she
sometimes wish You'd give me
Tho chance 1aid be Detroit Free
Press.
Wife You complain Thar 4 am 20
wpya asking you Tor Mooney WHY dan.t
yOu Eiye mc ro much yenr Aad hAve
NHNt H1iH ll
+ ihlb ao give yuu ECO much
ThuR iWa what ] complain ui Hu
ton Transcript
5 wife never bad better q, lei
dreHB
Husband ] never had Wor.c "a
taan when sass toe Nill london
AuHwcra
= hear that ihc boss Il going e.
cuu'ap wpmru hiii rsiiaeiura
Wei u q woman iH aa goJl ai
rnamue down q bul as ahe ir a wH
hirE one up The iden 90 sure win
nee New Haven REGISTER
An ceHa captain. cKpottnlBtinn
wJh bH pretty daughter ariaiued-
This b "a fue Time 10 De coming home
after automobilinR wijh that iuhber
Bul DADDY explained his daughter.
we we're Nrralmed The sind died
doNu ~ eng uf The tires and We had
20 @ait Tor u 90 spring up again
DO you believe George Washing
ton noYor told licg
Well be didn', uftpT Dc msfrled
the widow. anyhow be knew he'd
never eel away with ~ Boston
I transcript
Us this the detective bureaug ask
ed the dlsheyeled stranger
~ Is" replied d eorpuieut man ~
uniform who was seated nt a desk
and gril,nr in largo ledger
I'm lost"
"Yau arr, ehg" replied the curnu-
lent man. az be continued writing
"WclL IL y0a can provr thm anybody
missing You, we'll take up the ease"
Aiminghm Age-Horald,
Henry syhh Is putting on airs
tateiy
Kenneth That so7 hadn't noticed
anything new
Henry Yes, she's got 4 Job III n
music store demonstrating phone
graph records
'o7 You are always behind 81 your
studies
23-+W We'll, you see, sir. Il gives me
"a chHuFn m uttpaHo fhent - fsatiafiata