Evening journal., 1921-09-12
UNION CHATTER
BY "DUTCH."

ship. Pretty tough
We wish to congratulate Manager
Ewing and his able aides on their
work and success. Grace, you have
a crackerjack team, and here's hop
ing you don't stop with the Church
championship, but that you go out
and lick 'em ALL Take it from us,
you canl Go to 1t. boysl
No wonder Grace won, as they
used our own little "Vic" Lichen-
stein at short. "Vic." you played
nice and added materially to our
downfall.
We don't think much Of your man
ners, Grace, as you didn't invite us
to supper the other night. Never
mind, you won't eat any more at
our expense.
Let us turn from these unpleasant
passages and dwell upon something
more interesting. Oh yes, Union, g.;
Star, 5.
Too much Anderson for the blue
law violators," eh, what? Arm and
bat. both Attaboy. "Ot." old man.
II we can ever get our paws on
$500 before we owe it, we will reg
lister in the Delaware Soccer League
Let's all save up.
Joe" Gibbons. last years pride
on the bowling alleys, is out already
knocking 'em down at Grady's
Practice up, Joe boy.
Muck" McCaulley has filed an
application for membership in the
Royal Order of Jelly Beans Has
everybody seen the solemn-looking
socks he is flashing for qualifca-
tion.
From the account OF imp" Ryan
in the "Battle-Axe," we believe he
would make first-class member Of
the r. o. ]. b.
"Fewclothes' McCaulley came
near skipping town the other day
when he heard that he could get a
Job. Fred said "Wilmingtons get
ting worse all the time, now work
is starting up" / wonder where
Poor little Raymond Raeger has
gone to the dogs. The way that
youngster is smoking is something
dreadful. Naughty, naughty, papa
spankl
PLANT Juice" Weldin is right IN
form when It comes to quoits. Oh,
boy, Juice" is a marvel
Now won't Messrs. Walker and
Sutton be nice-looking young fellows
with those pretty white sweaters on ?
oh. well, they're good looking. any
how.
/ "Rick's" upper lip seems to be a
splendid locality for vegetation. as
/ he has a good-sized bush decoration
on that organ.
Z Well, that gang that was campinl
n at Jefns place broke camp last Wed
n nesday and now the poorest fish car
{ swim around all day without fea
b OF being caught on one of the IA
nous Union Anglers hooks.
"Bevy" Gibbons showed signs Of
3 mutiny one day by refusing to get
up and get breakfast. Consequently
; this young upstart was sent adrift
} on a raft in his Pe-ja-mees. Watch
, your step.
This little fellow also spent a
goodly amount Of time with a young
, lady. and at night he would fire.
, quently sing the following in his
sleep. Marion. you'll soon be mar
ring me-" How sweet
Lady Jeffers. senior, was the Idol
OF the camp when it came TO making
pies and cakes. oh. boy yum. YUM
, Mrs Edith Jeffers won our hearts
with her homemade candies and
when it comes to hunters stews-oh
"Whiz" you'u never get a divorce.
One great discovery was made. that
: being Roland's secret practicinl
ground. From early morn until late
at night Roland tosses the old quoits
, preparing to stage a great com,
: back this year. Not too much, now
' on Saturday Jack" Thompson
'Whiz" Jeffers and "Driver" God
e frey went TO Philly to play ball a
Broad ana Huntington. Oh. yes
that's the Philly ball park. but the,
% Fellows not with that common Phil
adelphia National team.
A group Of kids were marchinI
down the street beating tin-cans an,
other such youthful musical instru
1 ments when Rail" Darrell said
Wait a minute, here comes Sweene
in his Maxwell"
That's all right Pop" he wa
= waiting for a ride.
, The passwords OF the camp wer
= twilight" and green house" ]
: was most important for every on
y to keep these words in mind. Som
A class, I'll say.
q Albert" surprised everyone 4
n camp when he came out with one {
k his many romances. Watch you
IS step, Albert"
l. Wonder II every one took motto
a OF how attentively Miss Laura Ii,
a tened to Alberts fascinating story
k Pippin. the oarsman, was on do
tached duty driving Sir Harol
1t around in rowboat. Certainl,
Ig Harold and Marion.
rs Tricks" thought sure he ha
\ found a watermelon but when /
N got II back TO camp and was pr,
pairing to eat il he found it wat,
fun OF sand. Nice eating. eI
E "Ricks."
er We wish the Church Leagl
e. would come to life and keep thin
ne going. Give the league - little pu
ct licity Come on. let's get the IA
Of and winter program mapped out.
H..
,s- DELAWARE A. @. MEETING
or Delaware A. c. will hold a speci
e. meeting tonight in its quarters,
East Fourth street. at. o'cloc