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Arizona republican., 1921-11-23
THOUGHTS THAT LINGER

I always think before I speak"
 That's only part of the trick replied Senator Sorghum. The more difficult portion to keep your audience thinking after you get through."- Washington Star.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-23
WORTHLESS

T gave that beggar penny. and he didn't thank me"
 No You can't get anything for a penny now" -Karikaturen Christiania
Arizona republican., 1921-11-23
GREAT EXPECTATIONS

"The manager paid Sybn great compliment 2 'sHow so?"
 He offered her a thinking part"-London Mall.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-23

With Blanton in the house and Tom Watson in the senate, the two houses of may be said to be evenly balanced
Arizona republican., 1921-11-23
HER EDtTY

DO you believe in heredity, Nupop?"
 q certainly do. Why, for instance. is my six months-old always trying to get his in his mouth isn't because his dads constant struggle to make both ends meet?"-Boston Transcript.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-23
THE PERSONS

Mason-AIrs. Speed is first and third" talker Hughes-Whatever is that2
 dason--IIer conversation consists of I said and she said'-Answers, London
Arizona republican., 1921-11-23
LOOKING FORWARD

Another thing looking forward to with happy anticipation is apple-bossom time in Nor nalcy.-Ohio State Journal
Arizona republican., 1921-11-23
SUITABLE TIP

q say, porter, did you find fifty dollars the loor this morning."
 'Yes, suh. Thank you, suh."-The Brown Jug.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-23
REVISED SION

When Fashion enters the door, bills fly by thu windou --F2oston Transcript
Arizona republican., 1921-11-23
WEDNESDAY MORNING. NOVEMBER as 1921.

We knoav accurately only aohen aUe knoac little; aCith knoaUledge doubt increases. -Goetbe.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-23
Value of Rest

With such hindrances removed, the pupil is in better condition to begin training for health. One important rule for the Underweight child in health training is an hour of rest a day, preferably at two different times and before meals if possibla. Food is
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04
LOCAL BRIEFS

f G. Smith. Il. A. Barker ana
G. S. Walker returned Ihursuas
from the Legion convention at Kan
sas city. They state they had the
time of their lives"
DIR. and Mrs. Hugh +. Lorimer
drove to Pueblo Wednesday.
Mrs Julia Kingan and son. Walter,
of Manzanola, were in Ordway on
business, Thursday.
MIR. and Mrs. j. r. Nelson and MIR.
and Mrs. Alex PediSo attended the
masquerade party given by the
Knights and Ladies of Security at
Fowler Monday night.
Catherine Stansberry, of Crowley,
left "Wednesday for n visit with rela-
tives in Oklahoma and Kansas.
C. f. Barker had new garage
erected, last week, on property oe-
cupied by b. +. Rutherford.
Mrs. Rosmond Jones has moved to
the II. *. Smedley property.
V. NJ. Armstrong and Edward Boil
ger. of Antelope Mesa were in Ord
way Monday getting new furniture
and supplies for the school.
Ernest Ginger, accompanied by his
mother and sister, Ruth, made busi-
ness trip to Pueblo Tuesday,
Clifford Stansberry and sister,
Catherine and Percy Fields of Crow
ley met with an auto accident on
their way home from Ordway Sun
day evening. No one was hurt but
the car was badly torn up.
Brooks & Brooks had business in
La Junta, several days this week.
]. d. Thomas left for Auburn, Mo,
last Friday in response to message
announcing the death of brother.
J. II. Leary, of Westclnc. was in
Ordway Thursday on business.
The Twentieth Century club met
at Workers cafe on Wednesday for
luncheon. Twelve members of the
club were seated around the attract
lively laid table.
Mr.. and Mrs. AL NJ. Jerough and
Miss Nichols have moved from the
llgenfritz property to the house
owned by Glen Jones on Colorado
avenue.
"Anita's Trial" is the play the
Crowley Camp Fire girls are to pre-
sent on November IA.
Gordon B. Grove and family are at
home in the Illgenfritz property and
Mrs. Charity Enyart will reside in
the residence which she purchased
recently from Mr.. Grove.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04
ordway. Crowley County. Colo.
L. 1. GIFEIN. Editor and Publisher.
THE oLDLoG FIRE PLACE

chndhoods gathered
backlogs ponderosi
film charmed tn happy girl
chimbley ftfu dreamy
underneath
od1
the golden flame till mighty nigh
It's curious, how they
fees she brngn back the old home f
4 forget
1 with uper-sed
boy an e monopole
you know
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04
r. T. A. MEETINGS SET

Box Springs-The ParentTeacher
association met Friday evening at
the school house. 1t was decided to
hold these meetings the second Fri
day of each month, the next being
November IL.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04
!. FRIDAY. NoyRMBp,
Hos
Show Tod

swioS roaay, S,, Friday, is the d,
der the direction Of y I' y cI0'lq s
the Crowley consolid.,ls, =, s,ud'Ai
Some fine hogs are to 'a ha !, ''s
sale. The show will AaaSs /
men from all over this ses,'a' rs''a
valley. 'ec'loa da
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

AS some experts see 1t, naval STRAIT
egy consists in building n $33,0OO.0OO
battleship that will render obsolete the
S32, 600, 600 battleship of rival nation
and compel another rival country to
build at once 100000 battle
oh In
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

A reduction recipe which directed
the embonpoint squad to bend over and
touch the toes each morning until
further notice could hardy be called
a fake.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04
ETTER BUYS PROPERTY

Chas. Etter has bought the F. G.
Anderson property in the east part of
the city. The transaction was made
Wednesday.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

"Aw What's the Use" will be found
an interesting comic feature in the
New Era, as will also "Hambone's
Meditations.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

The man from Mars may ask any
day what the American people do III
addition TO exploits In crime ana
trying TO annex a supply of "hootch-
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

bill collector always is glad to
see that the vacationist Is back. The
vacationist can't say as much for
the bill collector.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

Dante would have been more popular
n his celebration had come on "A cooi
summer. This one makes his great
work too realistic.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

You can't blame a man whose
"smokes" cost him $40 a week for
irving to think of arguments against
the use of the weed by his woman
folks.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

General Badogllo. italian chief, says
all soldiers favor disarmament. It's
the fellows who do not fight that cry
for war.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

The spaniards appear to have little
luck I'm toting the white mans burden
The Moors have just trounced n force
OF Dons so thoroughly that the Spanish
general committed suicide.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

The girl who says at seventeen that
she wouldn't marry the best man
that ever lived usually Is willing to
admit. when she's twice. that old,
that she didn't.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

Fish according to scientist, have
a language. Their comments among
themselves on city mans nshihs
tackle would be interesting.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

The man who didn't use to know
the gun was loaded is now holding
lighted match to see how much gas
there is in the tank.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

Russia's voice of popular govern
ment must be rather feeble with
25.000.OO0 reformers dying of starva-
ton.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

The musical member of the stafr
saws that Jazz is nothing but old
fashioned ragtime dolled up In
short skirt, bobbed hair and depleted
eyebrows.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

The music writer's can score hit
by devlslng scheme to put protec-
tive tariff on the racket produced
by very earnest young man learning
TO play the saxophone.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

The interest of women in a breach
Of promise case is easily explained.
They are always interested in another
woman's suit.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

AS the Reds in Russia go out in the
gray Of defeat the parlor pinks in this
country seem to be suffused with even
a ruddier glow.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

Two heads may be better than one
until it comes to modern matches.
neither of which is any good.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

An accused public official eNclaims
that his life is an open book. 1t has
been used before when a public career
has threatened to become closed
incident.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

One of the things that ails civiliza-
tion is the excessive devotion to the
pursuit of happiness.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

Automobile wheels are now being
made Of solid wood. just as were the
wheels of mankinds first cart.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

Russia may indeed be tottering this
time. 1t is reported that the military
ration has been reduced.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

News from the RussiaPoland bor-
der indicates that the bear will again
attempt to climb the Pole.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

BARRIERS who are accused of profit
eering should come into court with
specimens of their cheaper cuts.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

At the present price of peanuts
amounting to shucks" amounts to
something.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

Read "Hambone's Meditation"
each week.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

If that new tear gas" made New
York policeman weep it must be the
real stuff.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

TO SELL OR TRADE : i,
viii, white wyandOtte roosters %.' 4
Bealer, l mile east of ordr,, :. u |
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

A dimple in the knee used TO be con-
sidered as useless as an appendix.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

A German submarine torpedoed a
ship near the English shore in 1917,
tearing out Its bottom and scatter,
ing its cargo OF millions OF steel
nails over the ocean bed, Now Eng
lands salvage department is rescu-
ing the nails with a giant magnet
as shown in the above picture from
Popular Science Monthly.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

An analysis of the above statement is this: The farm
not broke in that most of them have assets in
their liabilities Business agrees that he "sorry plight
extend him further credit tho may
greater than his liabilities which would entitle him
credit consideration He have but that should
be the for the of bind and him.
expect the BUSINESS in the future from these
then should aid in possible to bring about
condition the worthy find financial
thus keep business going.
O'Shaughnessy further said
"Why doesn't business tell him he will emerge from
the predicament that he buy with
that adjustment is coming?"
The 'Home Town Paper" is everywhere receiving the
euogies of the Listen to the words of Dean A R. Mann
of the New York State College Agriculture Cornell
versty:
"The home town paper aid to community
sciousness and development deserves the support all
believe in the highest possibilities of rural life fam-
lar with the good done by the country journal
sc institution peculiar to the United Satescan be nder
ent to its continued successful service rural affairs
For the past hadozen years the college of agriculture
has consistently tried help the country papers
because it believes in them and in their mission
There is other community institution actv-
lty which is not IN served by. and
IN degree dependent upon, the local newspaper,
when that going should be-
college believes in support for the
it is glad to give the
paper week
New Yorks country papers rendering conspicuous
service to the interests of farm and home they
support of all those who believe these great buwars
the best in American civilization
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

timely motto for the road-hogs
would be: "Fliv and let iiv."
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

If there is an optimist in Russia he
must be a dyspeptic.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

A sprngboard is likely to teach
man that he no longer is a spring
chicken.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

The pique of the buyer is always
fatal to the peak Of the prices.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

The chap who can lie with a
straight face is generally crooked.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

Days are getting shorter, except the
one before pay day.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

Do you need rubber stamps? Il
so get them nf the New Era. -
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

A Paris scientist says women are
gradually growing boards. Next?
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

People no longer worry about last
winters tiappers Topping galoshes.
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04
BY ROBERT FULLER.


headquarters from the that the farm
VIM. D.
Join and the above snapped signed
bureau dairy commits soner. his left
The governor said: Realizing that agriculture the
California that
is toward the development of the entire
relief
reaching from the school
through such the California
Grafton and the American Farm Bureau Federation
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

Writing fluid for office use I, =.
New Era office. ~ lM
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04
NEW FEATuREs

., "hnmbone's am, Meditation, :, ;,
aw What's the Use" a., y y
new features of the yeu w Y
starting this week. "
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04
The Farmer and His Condition

The whole nation is governed to extent by the
prosperity lack of prosperity of the farmers We
agricultural district governed solely by the
which prospers, and when his buying power is
the the community curtailed
OShaughness of New York speaking before convention in
Chicago a said:
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

''The farmer isn't broke. His purchasing
power is Just bound and gagged by business
agreeing that he is in a sorry plight
The Ordway new era., 1921-11-04

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The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03
ATTACHMENT NOTICE

w H, Deverell and E. p. Cole VS.. g..
w, Observation-Disclosures before J.
j. Mann. Order Of Publication Of
Notice Of Attachment.
1t appearing to me that a writ Of
attachment heretofore issued in this
cause against the defendant, G. w.
Baxter, who, under oath, is alleged
to have absconded, to have removed
himself from the State of Tennessee,
and to be nonresident Of the State
of Tennessee, for the recovery of the
sum Of S490.40, alleged by the plant
ifs to be justly owed to them from
said G. W. Baxter by note, has been
duly executed by seizure of property
of defendant and due return thereof
made to me, it is ordered that pub
LEGATION of a notice be therefore made
for four consecutive weeks in the
Covington Leader, newspaper pub
lished in Upton County, Tennessee,
requiring the defendant, G. w. Bax-
ter, to appear at my office in the
10th Civil District Of said county, at
II o'clock a. M, on February is,
1921, before me, the Justice having
cognizance of said case, and then and
there defend the action thus COM
menced against him by attachment,
or otherwise the case will be pro-
ceeded with ex parte as to him.
This the 7th day of January, 1921.
J. J. MANN,
Justice of the Peace for Upton
County, Tennessee. 20ian4w
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03
PLEASANT GROVE NOTES

The farmers are quite busy getting
their late cotton out.
We are glad to note that little Will
ton Whitehon is steadily improving.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. B. Hayden spent
Friday night with Mr.. j. T. Hayden
and family.
Mr.. w. A. Brown spent Sunday
afternoon with Mr. ]. T. Hayden
Mr.. Jesse Turner was visitor in
COvington Saturday.
Mr. Bob Brammer spent Sunday
afternoon with Mr.. J, T. Hayden and
family.
Mr.. Robert Turner spent Saturday
night with his grandfather, Mr.. w.
A. Bowden, at Mt. Lebanon
Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Archer, OF the
Phelan vicinity spent Sunday night
with homefolks, Mr. Will Hogan and
family.
Misses Dona Ray Byrd and Annie
Mai HIGGINS were the guests of Mrs.
Edward Bucev last Sunday.
Master Cecil Sanford Brammer
visited his grandmother Mrs. Anna
Brammer, last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jess Turner visited
Mr.. and Mrs, 0. G. Hogan Sunday
afternoon.
Mr.. Chester Byrd was a visitor in
Covington Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. D. Cocker were the
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. j. T. Hayden
and family Sunday.
There will be preaching at Pleas
ant Grove next Sunday morning at
11;45. Everybody invited to come
ard be with Us.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

Of Insolvency Of the Estate Of VIII
liam H. Joyner-To the Creditors
of the Estate of William II. JOY
ner:
TIE insolvency Of the estate of
William H. Joyner, deceased, having
been duly suggested to the Clerk Of
the County Court Of Upton County,
Tennessee, notice is hereby given, as
required by order Of said Clerk, to
all persons having claims against
said estate to present and file the
same duly authenticated, according
to law, with the Clerk Of said
County Court at his office in Cow
ington, Tennessee, on or before the
Goth day of April, 1921, or be for
ever barred.
This December 80, 1920.
J. w. J0YNER,
(13jan4w) Administrator.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03
EXPRESS COMPANY
HELPS EuROPEAN RELIEF

Among the numerous agencies
throughout the country cooperating
with Herbert Hoover. chairman Of
the European Relief Council, in his
effort to raise $50, 100000 by means
Of national collection for the relief
Of incipient starvation among $780,
600 children in the war-stricken
countries Of Central and Eastern Eu-
rope are the American Express Com
pany and the American Railway Ex-
press Company.
Through the authorization of G..
q Taylor, president Of both organi-
cations, Invisible Guest" certifi-
Gates, certifying that the purchaser
hes salvaged the life of one or more
of the little war victims. have been
placed on sale at Is 200 of the. COM
pany's offices throughout the United
States The cost Of sowing one child
until the acute condition has been
relieved bv the next European har-
vest is $40 but donations Of small
sums are welcome. and a contribu-
tion Of onlv 800 under the eco
nomical administration of the council
win keep life in a little BODY for a
month
The European Relief Council is an
amalgamation of the American
Friends Service Committee, American
Red Cross, American Relief Admins
tration, Federal Council of the
Churches Of Christ in America. jew
ish Joint Distribution Committee,
knights Of Columbus, Y. M. C. A. and
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03
This Is Better
Than LaxaIiyes
One Mr. Tablet Each Night For A Weak
viii Correct Your Constipation and
Make Constant Dosing UnnOees-
sary. Try IL

Poor digestion and assimilation
mean q. poorly nourished body ana
low vitality. Poor elimination means
clogged bowels, fermentation, putri-
faction and the formation Of poisonous
gases which are absorbed. by the blood
and carried through the body.
The result is weakness, headaches,
dizziness, coated tongue, inactive liver,
bilious attacks, loss Of energy, nerv-
BUSINESS, poor appetite, impoverished
blood, sallow complexion, piTnples, skin
disease, and often times serious ILL
ness,
Ordinary laxatiyes, purges and ca
thartics-salts, oils, calomel and the
likey-may relieve for a few hours, but
real, lasting benefit can only come
through use OF medicine that tones
up and strengthens the digestive as
well as the eliminative organs.
Get o. 25c box of Nature Remedy
KNR Tablets) and take one tablet each
night for a week. Relied will follow
the very first dose, but a few days
will elapse before you feel and realize
the fullest benefit. When you get
Strengthened out and feel Just right
again you need not take medicine
every day-an occasional MR. Tablet
will then keep your system in good
condition and you win always feel
your best. Remember, keeping well Is
easier and cheaper than getting well.
Natures Remedy (NR Tablets) are
sold, guaranteed and recommended by
your druggist
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03
WEST TENNESSEE NORMAL
PREPARING FOR SUMMER

Although the summer session Of
the West Tennessee State Normal
School does not open until June O.,
cash reservations for the term al
ready are coming into the office Of
DR.. A. A. Kineannon, the president,
says the Commercial Appeal, Con-
sidering the earliness of the season,
an unusually large number Of reser-
vations have been made
The normal school faculty has
been making plans for the summer
session for several weeks. and it is
expected that the term will be the
most successful and attractive in the
history of the institution. A plan
whereby the term has been length
ened and the credits CORRESPONDENCE
increased has been perfected and sub
mitted for the approval Of the
state board of education.
A committee Of the faculty is
arranging a series of addresses bv
eminent lecturers Of national reputa-
ton. Some of the country's most
prominent educators also will be
brought to the normal school. it is
said.
Literature announcing the summer
school already has gone cut to the
teachers in the 81 counties of West
Tennessee and Illustrated posters.
nortraving the many attractions Of
Memphis and the normal school, are
being prepared and viii be sent out
to $4,000 teachers in West Tennessee
next week.
II is exnected that last years en-
rollment Of more than 500 students
will be exceeded this summer. This
is forecast by the fact that the en-
rollnent for the winter term has
reached 514.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03

the Y. W. C. a.. formed by Mr..
Hoover for the elimination Of dupli-
cate effort in ministering to the
starving children, to the end that
the Lest penny Of every dollar con-
tributed might reach a hungry child
in the form Of food or medical SER
vice.
invisible Guest certificates,
which can be purchased for any
amount from $1.00 up, are on sale
at the local office Of the American
Railway Express Company.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03
6 Is 8

is a prescription for colds. fever
and lagrippe. It's the most
speedy remedy we know, pre-
venting pneumonia.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03
NUGGETS

A stitch in time has mended many q
mans ways,
Reform is wasted on a thing that
never had any fora in the first place.
Some people can't even build castles
in the air without adding wings to
them.
You never can tell. Even when you
stand up for your rights someone may
sit on them.
The survival Of the fttest is q
mighty uncomfortable belief for those
of US who don't IT.
The one point of similarity between
prohibition and popularity is that they
both began with "p."
Commencement days are over for
this year, except In the justly cele-
brared school of experience.
Just because a man is as deaf as
post don't jump to the conclusion that
he hasn't sound judgment
Wigg- "Borrowell is apt to take
things for granted Wagg-"Or in
any other way he can get them"
81 trust your boy viii seek a pro
fession with an uplifting influence"
said the friend Of the family "He has
already done So" replied the kids IA
Their. 'TIe has a Job as an elevator
boy."-Philadelphia Record
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03
JUST THOUGHTS

Scarcely any epigram will bear anal
wing.
Such a predatory game as poker
can't be called friendly pastime.
None should Loaf, but it is everyones
privilege to get out of little work.
Son, be sure of this: The money
you save will never make you sorry.
A very pretty girl is reasonably sure
to believe that all men are always gal
liant.
People win stand up for you, but
after while give them a chance to
sit down.
Making noise Is sometimes the last
:efuge Of those who don't mind impos-
ing on others.
Anyone who can enjoy burlesque
show will neer become & hero wor-
shipper. He sees the saving CLEAN Of
humor
About the only safeguard against
saying things that one shouldn't is
to stay where there is no one to say
them to. Solitude, blessed are thy
recompenses
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-02-03
-FOUR YEARS OF DIRT

A resident of New York, who was
visiting one Of the new oil fields Of
Texas, came across small youngs-
ter playing in the dooryard of a dis
gracefully dirty and dilapidated
house The child, scarcely recognize
able as such because Of very gen
erous application of Texas soil,
answered his salutation with a grin.
"How old are you? asked the New
Yorker.
"Four."
"Heavens!" exclaimed the man 81
didn't know anyone could get so
dirty in four years.