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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-06-10
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS

FOR SALE-5 room house and acres
good black soil / mile from town. or
VIII trade for property or automobile.
Hammond Auto Paint a. Top. $50 Hob
man St. Hammond. 6-6-b
FOR SALE-Five room cottage one
block from Riverside school, reason
aole price II taken at once. Enquire
343 Michigan ave. Hammond SIS
FOR SAILS room house room cot
tage, both special bargains Phone
40. 53I Michigan ave, Ham SIS
FOR SALE-Modern room. pressed
brick bungalow. so u. corner lot.
lawn. shrubbery and shade trees, also
brick chicken barn. South Side. from
owner, $500 Phone 110S-R Ham. SIS
CEDAR LAKE-Several Hammond peo-
pie have lots In the beautiful Wilson
Cedar Lake Subdivision. Choicest and
most exclusive lots Select yours
quickly Cash or terms See them.
q NJ Wilson, Crown Point. Ind, Route
FOR SALE-On south Side Modern
brick house. largo lot; terms reason
able Call at l25 Carroll st. Ham o-10
FOR SALE-11 9. S. and s room hous-
es~ and cottages Reasonable. cash
payments, balance terms. Phone 1875
OF call 531 Michigan ave. Ham. 6-l9
FOR SALE-At bargain and terms. fine
s room Gotta sc. new. garage. central
" located Phone Hammond lo92-W
$40
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housewives Please Note

Housewives Please Note
NEXT WEEK IS GAS RANGE
WEEK
northern Indiana Gas & Electric Co.
Salesroom, 81 Holman st. phone
Hammond 7300. 6-9-2
WANTED-To hire. second hand beby
coach or stroller. for 2 or 3 weeks
Must be In good condition Phone Ham
mond 120s-J 6-fO
FOR RENT-5 room nat. SIS. Call at
3457 Waiting. s-l0
FOR RENT garages, Opposite Nee
Hotel. Inquire 64S Ann St. Ham
mond. $40
FOR SALE-MISCELLANEOUS
FOR sALE-SCRATCH PADS. ALL sTZ.
ES; TIMES OFFICE. HAMMOND
GUIDING. Sill
FOR sALB1New and used Electric
Motors. all sizes and kinds. Used mo-
tors bought and exchanged We spec
ialize in re-winding and repairing:
Hammond Elsctric Supply and Repair
a Sibley street. phone Hammond 54T6
6-4-7
FOR sALE-Furniture 37I4 HemIock
ct: Call evenings, Indiana Har. s-7-2
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WAN IED-Ladles 70 learn MarCeI
Waving. evening classes, Manicuring
Facials ali branches Beauty Culture
American Beauty Parlors. 627 Holman
s.. phone Hammond 1898. $50
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FOR sALE-19I7 Hopmobiie. model y.
n good condition, has four new tires
Price s625. Phone Clark. East Chicag
1880. 6-I9-6t
FOR SALF-Stutz, pas, touring 3
cord tires. Phone 9o5R Ham. 6-l0-2
FOR SALE-30x9 Firestone tires. guar
anteed 5000 miles. 81 so. Tubes, $50.
Benson & Hill. End door south of Court
House. Hammond. 6-iO-6t
FOR SALE-192O Dodge truck. screen
ed sides. II you are in the market for
delivery truck. don't fail to see this one
for $500 49l7 Barring ave. phone 3s5 r
East Chicago e-10-2
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WANTED - Combination book-keeper
and stenc gTapher 10 take charge Of
small office. Muse be thoroughly ex-
psrienced. rapid and accurate in both;
References required Man preferred.
but will consider woman. Good sal
Gry 70 right person: Write B-3 care Of
Times, Harmondh SIS
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WANTED = Experienced stenographer.
Apply II. Gordon & Sons. Whiting,
Indiana. 6-9-tf
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GEORGE II. POLAND.
-io-i Auditor Lake County, Indiana
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FOR RENT-Furnished room Bruins
wick ct. 1 block west Of South shore
depot. Hammond. o-8-lO-l5
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FOR sALE-New and Used Tires and
Tubes Benson & HILL s2s Holman
street. Hammond. phone 272s 6-2-eod
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FOR RENT furn hskp. rooms. all
private, reference required. f20 Eas i
Douglas, psone 1010-W Hammond. o-IO
FOR RENT-Light hskp. rooms. 422
Nav 81 . Hammond. 6-19-2
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FOX SALE-IWo IeIndle REQ bonlS
Rabbit Hounds and 8 Puppies, also
long, must sell all together befort the
10th. VIII give trial. Colonial Sport
ing Goods store Phone 466. Ham. 6-l0-S
FOR SALE-Cneap, electric fan. like
new. swivel chair, cash register 1880
Madison St, Hammond 6-l0-2
FOR SAIE-Butter Krist Pop Corn
Machine. cheap. used months. 5+5
Morton ave. Hammond. 6-l0-3
FOR SALE-9 French poodle pups. 8
weeks old. ala Truman ave, phone
9OS-M Hammond. 6-lo
CONTINUING SALE-Fridsy / p. M,
Used Baby Carriages. Grass Cutters
Carpet Sweeper. Small Ice Box, ESQ
E State at in rear, Hammond $40
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FOR RENT-Light house
keeping and sleeping
rooms, newly decorated. In
quire, 141 Logan street
Hammond. Ssl-tf
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W7ANTED-CIrI graduate high school
or business college with knowledge
~ bookkeeping and typewriting, steady
position. chanre for advancement. must
Tive bond. Address BIB ca nc the Times
Hammond 6-1O-3
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WHERE TO BUY

Cash special Saturday:
Rag carpet SO inches wide,
$3.50 value 30 yard limit
with this ad, per yard, 94c.
Hammond Furniture Co., J.
Arkin, Mgr, 242 East State
r+roo+ uo,,,,,,o,,J s-1O-1
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HERBERI y y FILAIUN
so clerk Lake Superior Court
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W-ANTED-Girl for housework 20
home nights Or. Dasse. 3410 Guth-
S.. Indiana Harbor. 6-1o-2
WANTED-Gfrl for general housework
612 Howard ave- Hammond. 6-10-3
W'ANTET-Exp girl for house work.
Phone 1905 Hammond. 1853 Highland
6-I0-tf
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FOR RENT-One large sleeping room
roc1d So
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ANTED-Salesman. experience u
necessary. neatness end honesty g
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-08-25
RAPIDS CITY
Especial Correspondence

Rapids City, ILL.,, Aug. 25.-Mr.
and Mrs. Jacob Resch are visiting
their daughter, Mrs Tom Buckley
and Mrs. Gene Buckley of Buffalo,
n. Y, for a month.
Mrs. Winzel McKenna of Moline
is visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
George Crouch
Mrs. Eta Misfeldt and Mrs. Hat
tie Michaels went to Rock Island
Tuesday.
Mrs. Joe Gumber of East Moline
visited her folk here Monday.
Mrs. Lawrence Osgard and
daughter, Juanita. of Moline are
visiting their parents and grand
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George
Crouch.
Mrs. Patrey DUNCAN of Moline is
assisting her mother this week in
the store while her father, W N.
Tyler is taking care of the stand at
the Joslin fair.
Winnie Brandner and Mrs. Min
ME Fredler of st. Paul, Mimi, are
here visiting their parents and
Grandparents, Mr.. and Mra A
Lindstrom, this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hoptetter and fam
lily visited at the A. A. Adams home
Miss Margie Johnson of Chicago
left for Roundup, Mont, to visit
her sister, Mrs. Frank Oldham
Mrs. George Jacobs is visiting
relatives in Abba, Iowa, this week
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Continued from First Page)
of reservations to the Versailles
treaty has agreed to the abandon
ment OF that document and is in
favor OF the new peace treaty.
Knox Pleased.
Senator Knox, who wrote the
peace resolution of congress, is
pleased because the new treaty fol-
lows almost exactly the purposes
OF that resolution. The 'irrecon-
cilableS" set out to defeat the
League of Nations, to see to it that
the United States assumed no polit-
ical obligations in any treaty to
make q separate peace with Ger
many and to see that Americas
economic rights growing out of the
European war were safeguarded.
All these points in the program
of the "irreconcilables" have been
absolutely won by them. The new
treaty ignores the League of Ma
tons. 1t doesn't involve the United
States il. any assumption of polit-
ical obligations or responsibilities
in European affairs. 1t confirms
the congressional resolution declar-
ing peace. 1t safeguards Americas
economic rights in all the territor-
les given either through mandates
or cessions to the victorious powers
in the European war. Vt affords the
basis for claims of equal CONNER
cial opportunity in On lUs4sn. .--.L
in other areas where valua Bile re
sources may be found.
the senate without much opposi-
ton The Democrats are not
strong enough to prevent its pas
sage. The Democrats have mem
bership of only slightly more than
one-third of the senate and there
are at least a half dozen Democrats
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PARACHUTE MAN
had TWO WIVES,
IS The REPORT
,rt,i Transportation Company
of;eiaIs Meet Both SpOuses
of .Bud- Bridgens.

rro wives mourned the death of
xo,ss Bridgens. Flying Fox" of
=. Td-City Aerial Transportation
..-nany's circus, who was killed at
..,xsord last Thursday afternoon
400 foot parachute drop from
= airnlaue at the Rockford Driv-
~ nary. according to j. J. Gruske
= ,sis city, treasurer of the COM
Dny.
s,.iond from Rockford and said that
.-siie there ne met Mrs. Bridgens
NJ AIR. Graske had known Mrs.
nridgens No. 2, who was a Dayen-
-. eirl and who married Bridgens
Isl June. BriGgens Joined the Tri-
rlty Flying circus July /, and he
End wife No. 2 had made their home
Ii this city.
According to Mr.. Gruske, Mrs.
ludrey Brldgens, Chicago, came to
scckford and claimed that
griogens was her husband. She
saii that Bridgens married her in
f,ctober, 1918, and that 10 months
an. TWO months before their son
gas born, he left her and she had
moi heard OF MIN until she read a
news dispatch that he had been
rillod. Ms. Bridgens No. l said
that she had called Bridgens'
raother. and that she had confirmed
the news. Mrs. Bridgens No. l is
said to have been known as Bud"
Bridgens' wife by his mother, Mrs.
] 4 cage, 4421 Greenwood avenue,
chicago, formerly of Sandwich,
III.
AIRS. Bridgens No. 2, formerly
Miss Martha Irene Thurston of
Davenport, and wife No. l" met at
Rockford and each expressed sym
paLhy for the other, according to a
Rockford paper. Wife No. 2" said
that she mad heard that Bridgens
had been married before, but had
understood that he had been di-
ToTced
Bridgens' body was taken to
Sandwich, H., for burial by his
mother and wife No. 2" accompan-
led the remains Wife No. T. went
TO the scene of the accident, in
spected the parachute and broken
rope, and then returned to Chicago.
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COAL VALLEY
(SpeciaI Correspondence-

/ Especial Correspondence
Coal Valley, ILL.,. Aug. z5.-Word
has been received by friends of Rev.
and Mrs. William Schuelke who re-
moved from here to Chaffee, Mo-, a
few weeks ago that a son arrived
st their home Saturday.
William Paul, Herman, Frank
and Guest Debaker returned from
an automobile trip to Wisconsin on
fishing expedition. While in
Wisconsin they visited the families
Of Martin Sievers and Stephen Ca
Mann at Arivitz. Both of these
families are former resid ents of
Coal Valley.
Ben Saville was a caller in the
r-cides Tuesday.
Mrs. A. B. Goodwin and ms. J. E.
Nelson returned to their homes in
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who VIII vote with the Republicans
70 make the necessary two-thirds.
Favored Nation.
The question is being asked how
1t III that the Or <ed States can OBJ
tam rights under the Versailles
treaty which It doesn't consider
valid because it failed OF ratifica-
ton But the truth is the United
states has just made what amounts
to a favored nation treaty. 1t
mas been customary for govern
ments in making treaties with each
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ADJUSTMENTS
At the Spencer SQUARE

WIZ opOhCCE JQUHIbs
James Oliver Curwood's absorb
ing North Country story. 'aTbe
Golden Snare" with a splendid cast
headed by Lewis S. Stone and Ruth
Renick, is the feature film Offering
at the Spencer Square this week.
This production was made under
the direction of David Hartford for
release by the Associated First Ma
uonal Pictures. Many of the scenes
were filmed in some of the most pic
turesque locations of the Canadian
Northwest. and the spirit of this
gripping Cgrwood tale of a man
hunt in the frozen wilds and the
finding there of a fair-hasred beauty
Is said to have been well caught.
In the supporting cast are Wal
lace Berry. Melbourne Mcdowell,
wellington Playter, Francis Mac
Donald and Baby Esther Scott.
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other to obtain all the rights or
special privileges in commerce
which were being granted to
other powers. Thus Germany gave
the allies certain economic rights.
she gives America the same rights
by sweeping assertion that the
same privileges as were granted to
other countries in the Versailles
pact now are granted to the Amer
lean government The Versailles
treaty is recognized as in existence
between Germany and the Eu-
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lions excluding he undesirable
clauses and thus obtain the same
thing. So Germany Obliged Amer
lea by following the Harding-Knox
formula. Secretary Hughes as a
distinguished jurist has decided
that Americas legal rights are
fully safeguarded.
The issue now is before the SEN
ate which will ratify or reject the
pact after the recess next month
The treaty will. however, be rati-
fed.
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ropean powers Just as IT would be

ropean powers Just as Il would be
IL 1t had never been offered to
America for signature It is true
also that the Versailles pact which
was repudiated by the senate was
never returned to Germany by the
department of state either under
the Wilson or Harding administra-
tioEs. Much Use was made of that
fact during the negotiations be-
cause at any time the American
government could have submitted
the Versailles pact with resarva-
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Canton. H.. after a weeks visit
VIII, WIN. the formers sisters, Ida and
Tiilie Nelson.
Little Helen WEIGH accompanied
ner father. Harry WEIGH, to Coal
Valley Monday.
MRS. Joe Wooley was in Rock
MIS- Will Wood returned to her
nome in Rock Island after a visit
with her parents. MIR. and Mrs
Michael Dalluege.
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SATURDAY SPECIAL.

For busy people. New super
steamer Washington" leaves Dav-
export 2:3O p. m, Rock Island g..
Returns 1880. Adults so cents, chill
dren % cents.-(Advertisement)
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CHEAPER THAN STAYING HOME

When you can dance to the music of
the Goth Century Jazz Orchestra on
the Steamer G. W. Hill, Friday,
Aug. 26. Leaves Davenport $50 p.
m; Rock Island S:45 p. m.-(Ad-
vertiSement)
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JOHNSON GROUP
PLEASED over
new PEACE PACT

CONTINUED from First Page0
Evening star., 1921-03-21
A Red-Socked Hero.

Red socks will probably be popular
in Canada. They are not particularly
common, but fortunately Sam Lowe,
who lives at Holland Landing, had Il
pair and he was wearing them the
the Grand Trunk line and heard an
approaching train. With that rare
presence of mind that comes to some
people in emergencies he yanked off a
boot and stripped off one of his socks
and waving it over his head he raced
down the track to flag the train. He
managed it. The engineer saw the
sock, recognized its color. realized that
1t betokened some unfavorable condi-
tion and stopped the train. The pas
sengers made up a purse and present
ed it to Sam. Some curious people
would like to know whether Sam put
his boot on in order to make the run
down the line. Perhaps hereafter Mr..
Lowe will carry red bandana with
him for such occasions. 1t is easier
to flip such an impromptu flag out
OF the pocket than to do a partial dis
robing act and hobble down the rails
But then perhaps a mere handker-
chief would not appeal to the pas
sengers as strongly as did that sock.
1t is worth something to be saved in
an unusual manner.
Evening star., 1921-03-21
Motor Lights.

Two people were killed and eleven
pthers were badly hurt Saturday night
n the suburbs Of Baltimore. when two
motor cars came into collision. The
Of this wreck should be
Eleariy and widely understood, for the
flair is a tragic confirmation Of a
hanger that prevails on practically
bvery road in the neighborhood of
Warrington. The driver Of q large
kouring car. seeing q single light
head. thought 1t was q motor cycle
|pproaching. He gave It, as he sup
osed. plenty Of room. but at the last
pnment discovered that instead Of be.
'ng Q motor cycle 1t was a motor car
nth only one Light burning. and that
q, the Tar side. There was not time
space to avoid q side-swiping col.
lon. and the larger car was thrown
io3ently against q pole.
1hsrs are hundreds Of cars running
q the Eoada In thia peishborhood With
Evening star., 1921-03-21
Mr.. Coolidge Advises Business.

In a message to American busi'
ness" which appears in a business
publication today. Vice President
Coolidge says:
"It is very necessary. under present
conditions. that American business
enterprises should deal with their
employees in a way to commend them
selves to their sense of justice. and
at the same time keep in mind the
necessities OF the consumer. Failure
In either respect will embarrass in
dustry and those who are attempting
to revive business and greatly delay
their program. This is no time to
press for an undue advantage. IL IS
time to cultivate friendly relation
between all the different elements of
production, whether represented by
nation in that state of mind will he
the beginning of new era Of pros
perity."
Mr.. Coolidge does not propose. Of
course, the suspension or repeal of the
natural laws of desire and endeavor.
Capital must still have it's remunera-
tive dividends. Labor must still have
its adequate wages and comfortable
standards Of living. The consumer
- eutltieu u, anu JuSlillCu
ing. prices in keeping with the con-
tents Of his wallet.
What Mr.. Coolidge does propose.
and what should be brought to pass. Is
full recognition by capital, by labor,
and by the consumer Of the fact that
the very grave conditions produced
by the war bear upon all must be
borne by all. and can only be amelio-
rated by the cooperation Of all. In
other words, there must be teamwork
IN this the greatest of our tasks; and
teamwork means mutual confidence
and federation and assistance. This,
Mr.. Coolidge thinks. will produce "a
state Of mind" leading to "a new era
of prosperity"
The advice sounds good, and comes
from a man who has given thought
TO the subject and been in position to
study it from all the angles involved.
II Is worth a trial, as all are anxious
for relief and return Of good times.
Evening star., 1921-03-21

only one light. It is impossible in
dark spaces to tell what they are.
Sometimes it is the right hand and
sometimes it Is the left hand light
that burns. If it were always the
left-hand light-the left hand Of the
ill-lighted machine-it would be safe
as affects collisions. But sometimes,
as in this Baltimore case, the light
burns on the other side.
Regulations require two lights, and
regulations should be enforced. Every
person who Is seen driving at night
with a single light. whatever the cause.
should be punished. Only by per-
sistent enforcement Of this rule will
drivers Of cars be brought to realize
the necessity Of scrupulous attention
to their lamps. 1t is a matter of
safety for themselves as we'll as others,
and the first consideration of self
protection should cause everybody who
runs a machine to look to his lamps
just as he looks to his steering gear
and his gas tank and his tires. A
person who is careless about his lamps
should not be permitted to run a ma.
chine.
Evening star., 1921-03-21
An Excellent Public Servant.
This is from a news note which

This is from a news note which ap-
peared in yesterdays Star:
the appointment of former Senator
George e. Chamberlain of Oregon as
chairman of the United States Ship
ping Board would strike a popular
stors- who are giving attention to
the selection OF the members of this
board"
Mr.. Chamberlain's record as a pub
lie servant entities him to. the high
consideration he enjoys. AS Governor
oe Oregon he made reputation for
emciency and Independence. This Sc.
cured him promotion to the Senate.
and in the Senate he maintained his
reputation. He was diligent, watch.
ful, and at all times capable.
The high spot In Mr.. Chamberlain g
senatorial service was his course when
n chairman Of the committee on mil.
,ttary affairs he speeded up work at
the War Department in the midst Of
our war operations. Finding that the
department was not functioning as the
emergency required. he sharply criti-
cised In speeches in the Senate and
elsewhere the delinquency. and forced
the necessary activity.
90 courageous an act brought down
On the authors head no small meas.
ure Of denunciation. He was accused
ot unworthy motives. and even Of Civ.
ing aid and comfort to the enemy.
But he did not back track. Instead,
he pursued and developed the subject,
and had the satisfaction in the end of
seeing things mended according to his
specifications. and the country brought
to the proper appreciation Of his judg-
ment and performance.
Mr.. Chamberlain was a victim last
year Of the unprecedented republican
landslide.
Evening star., 1921-03-21

lied into three states is doing so well?
When Texas was admitted to the
Union her size was the subject OF COM
ment. But it was explained that if.
and when. she filled up and developed
to suit: that she would easily cut up
into four states. She has filled up
and developed amazingly. But there
is no talk Of cutting her up. All
Texans are proud of their states his
tory. and want to hold together.
Is there any actual need Of new
state anywhere? Are not all the states,
and particularly the states of the west,
fulfilling expectations and obligations?
Evening star., 1921-03-21
The State Of Lincoln.
This is from Spokane, Wash.


Northern Idaho residents. fostering
formation OF the new state Of Lin
coin. which would comprise ten coun-
ties Of north Idaho. a part OF western
Montana and eastern Washington. are
to raise q fund to be used for propa-
ganda purposes. IL was stated here
today by Herman Taylor of Sand
Point, Idaho. The Idaho legislature
recently passed favorably on the
scheme to form the new state. of
which Spokane would be the capital" !"
Idaho and Montana and Washington
have all been successful as their
boundaries are now traced. All are
comparatively new states. All have
made their mark on our national life.
In Mr.. Borah Idaho has one Of the
most conspicuous members Of the
United States Senate. In Mr.. Poin.
dexter Washington has a senator
whose name was prominently can.
vassed last year In connection with
the republican nomination for Presi.
dent, and in Mr.. Jones q senator whose
committee assignments testify to his
influence on Capitol Hin. Why q new
state when the territory now organ.
Evening star., 1921-03-21
SHOOTING STARS.
By PHILANDER JOHNSON.
Caution.

Be careful how you undertake
Your various views to state.
Lest one fine morning you awake
To find a fearful fate
Our language often seems to show
An unexpected twist
And you may be, next thing you know
Proclaimed a "lobbyist.'
Be careful how you ask a man
To have a good cigar,
He'll ask you your Interior plan
And what your motives are.
II information you possess,
In silence still persist.
Lest people say Of you, IT guess
He is a lobbyist"