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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-04-03
resign. a. Deputy Treasure,

Y sJcR E:IDERICKSBrEG VA. AprIl .
sssA-J. w. Smiu, has resigned ~
treasurer for Berkeley Dis
ltrict. Spo'sylvania county and r V.
Sisurrett has been appointed 10 sue
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-04-03

seek Authority to Issue Honds.
WASHINGTON. April 2.-Thc' Nor.
FOLK and Western Railway Company
today applied TO the Interstate Com
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-04-03
zee Your Order Now

The "CaterpiUar's"
field of usefulness is
by no means limited
to road work. On
farm and ranch, in
the mining, oil and
lumber industries -
wherever pOpor and
endurance are at II
premium, the "Cdfer-
pillars has no real
competitor
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
UINS FORTUNE AND
THEN GOES BACK TO
COLLECT CIGAR BET

I'll bet you a good cigar you
starve 20 death up there" remark
ed a neigh51r in Iowa 10 Charles
Gray when the latter set sail for
western Canada with his household
goods. III take that bet" re-
spOnded Gray.
Gray came TO Manvxille in the
heart Of a newly settled country on
the Canadian National railways. He
bought a farm for $3S I'm acre. He
broke every acre and seeded IL to
wheat.
He recently shipped his grain TO
market At the current price. his
land yielded him SIS an acre His
first crop had paid for his farm and
left him a tidy sum in the bank.
Il haven't got any business in
Iowa" said Gray. but I'm going to
make a special trip back there just
70 collect that cigar"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
s,!ORGES" PREVENT
; NEW YORK REYELS
Prohibition Agents Stalk
Through Broadway, Re-
straining Merriment.

by Associated Press:
NEW YORK. Dec 31-Thr ogre
of prohibition staIked among the
New Years jewellers along Sew
Hork's great white way Friday
night.
Bluecoated and civilian clad. the
gres''-mem bcrs Of the cites
police force and government en-
forcement aRcuts-cast "a dampcr
upon the enthusiasm 81 the throngs
who sought 20 usher out the old
year and greet the new ia the man
ner Of anti-prohibitiOn DAYS
From the Battery to the upper
boundaries Of Manhattan forces of
police and revenue officers sought
- make New York's dry New
Year's-though It's first under the
18th amendment-an even "drier"
one than a year ago. Officers min
Rled with the crowds that jammcd
sidewalks IN the theatrical and ho-
rcl districts and agents 49, az the
tables In the crowded cafes and res
taurants.
Few Arrests.
Broadway through It's white light
section. was crowded at an earlier
hour than IN previous years and
there was the customary jaugiing
90 COWbell9 and footing or horns
There was little disorder. hOweve~,
aud although officers arrested a few
men on "bOotlegging" charges, the
night court for the first time in its
history adjourned before midnight
without the arraignment OF prisO-
ncr on charges arising out OF the
celebration.
Lower Manhattan was lively with
crowds. particularly in the vicinity
Of old Trinity church. BOardway
and Wall ST., where hundreds gath
cred 20 hear chimes as they rang
out the old year and welcomed the
now. In other sections OF the city
watch night services were held in
the churches and crowds were pres
ent at nearly all.
Few Reservations
In hotels and cafes there were
fewer table reservations. the pro-
prietOrs said. than En- previous years.
IN some hotels precautions were
taken 20 safeguard patrons against
the effects Of liquor which they
Knight have brought with them.
Medical stations Were in readiness
|aud nurses IN attendance. The en-
tertainment varied from that OF
previous years principally in the
absence Of the sounds of popping
corks and tinkliJg glasses. Dane
ing and music took their places.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
USE CAR BARGAINS

USED CARS-Modei 90 Overland touring.
$50 Oldsmoblle touring 1920 OldsmO-
bile touring = cylinder. 1919 ChevrJlet
touring 1870 Chevrolet touring. 1915
Buick touring. 1915 REQ touring. Odds
mobile Sales Co, 226-2-S $. Lafayette
blvd
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
Everything You Want AOadabk Through Nws- Times Wan-Ad Columns

INDEX TO CLAsSIFICATIONS
ANNOL NCEAENIS
6-Fuueral Flowers
e-Cemetery Lots. Monuments
Lodge Notices
Coming Events.
- PERSONALS.
lO-Lost and FOUND
AUTOMOBILES
l-Automo biies for sale.
l<-Aiot1r-y cles Hld Bicycles.
l5-AutoLObilgs Tor Exchange.
l4-AutO Accessories.
ll-seryice StatlOus-Hepairiua.
le-Adto Livery -Garages.
Nv anss d-A uto-lUblies
BUSINESS SERVICE.
1S-Business Services Odcred.
B-Bullulug &C OntractiuE.
20 heating AMI Plum Oing.
@.-fnsurance
2Z-MlillEery- .DressmaGlng.
L5-AovLg, Trucking. Storage
- inulg- -faperiug
IJ-Patent Attorneys.
Z6-PriEt.ug Stationery.
~ professional Services.
Ac-kepaulUg
Ze-BeuOvat.as and DysinE.
90 aiior.ng and Pressing.
6l--W aEted--Busiuess Woo.
EMPLOi dEST.
SZ-Help NJ a. ed / emala.
SJ-Hc.p W auted-AaalC.
J4-Help-Aale OF Female.
oJ--oaIesucu and Agents.
G-sItuatIous Waate,--F emaiS
distinctions WaHtcd-Msle
rINANGiAL
3S-Business Opportunities.
S3-IEyestmeuts, stocks. BO.da
90 Money 10 Loar.
4l-W anted-IO Borrow
INSTRUCTION
4<-COrreSpOuutu COu.5eB
46-Local Instruction Cha ses
Musical, Dancing, Dramatic.
45-iriFLte Instruction.
46-N aLted-IustructlOn.
LIVE STOCK.
E-D0gs. Cats. Pets.
4o-HOrses, Cattle, Fehicles.
43-fuultry-L stock
- -Wanted-Liye stock
MERCHANDISE
0l-ArtiCles Dor sale.
oZ-BusiHess Equipment.
bS-BOata and Accessories
5i-Buiiding date IS.
99-tarm and Dal PrOductA
56-Fuel aud Feed.
81 Good Things 10 Eat
bS-HOme- Made ThiRgs.
dS-HOusehOld Goods.
OO-JeWeiry and Wat is.
Ul-AlaChiuery and Tools
OZ-Musicul instruments.
O5-oeeds, Plants, Fertiizera
b4-Specials at the Stores.
e1-W caring Apparel.
06-WHnted-Io Buy.
ROOMS AND BOARD.
67-ROOms With Board.
6S-R0ons Without Boasd.
tS-RoOms For Housekeeping
l0-NacgtiOn Places.
71-Where 70 Eat
Wv here To stop in Town.
-MaIted-Roomg. BOARD
REAL. ESTATE FOR RENT.
14-Apar-- -Vr- Hnd Flats.
I5-lusiness Places For Rent.
78-Fdtms -'or Rent
97-IIOuses For Rent
1o-Oticcs and csk Room.
I9-SuDurb8n For Rent
eO-Summer Places Tor Rent.
S1-Wanted-.TO Rent
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
S2-Busness Property.
S3-tarms and Lam For sale.
tf-HOuses For Sale.
N5-Lots For Sale
66-ShOre Property For Sale.
67-Suburau For Sale
SS-Real Estate Fof Exchange.
S9-Wanted-Reoi Estate
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02

ETTFR PARK-Six room house on Fif-
teenth st. electric and gas large lot
must be seen TO be appreciated s. 800 /.
easy terms make date 10 see Il with
Fred. 4. HeIreman. 40 Farmers Trust
Bldg. Main 1877.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
MACHINE OPERATORS

EXPERIENCED. JOBS OPEN
IN OUR SHIRT MANUFACTURE
ING AND LAUNDRY DEPART
MENTS. STEADY WORK AND
PERMANENT. WE HAVE A
VARIETY OF WORK TC OF
SHORT HOURS. HIGH
PIECE RATES. COME TODAY.
WILSON BROS. zoos w. SAM
PIE STA GOOD PLACE TO
WORK"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Lost and Found. 10
BON-Lost In interurbau station. Dee
Dist; contained clippings, books and
wearing apparel Finder viii receive
reward by forwarding same TO Edward
Rink. care Kinks Cloak House, lndi-
annapolis.
RING-Eugraved with Japanese Initials
G. r. G. Inside engraving W \. 2J-2O /;
also two small chip diamonds on ring
Return To ws-Times, 2lO W. Colfax
av. Reward
GOLD CUFF LINk-LOst; tive stripes :
blue enamel inlaid. Can Main 1880. Re
ward
LOST-BrOwn Mink Choker Finder
please leave ut jefferson hotel Rewnr ri
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02

LAND CONTRACTS pay seven percent
anu are safe. II Won have Liberty
bonds, We VIII take them az par GA
. real estate Change from ~ percent
70 Z percent interest Ou ycur money. s.
ST. Robinson q Son. LII n Main 81.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
COTTAGE

COTTAGE
THREE rooms. large lot. Possession
at once $4,000 down. Hastings
Realty Co. 21s y. Michigan ST OF
flee open evening. Phone Lincoln
C4f0
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
RIVER PARK

No. 9th St. room house, possession
1t once. has gas. water. $500 500
down Hastings Realty Co. 2ls y.
Michigan 81.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
RIVER PARK

Nine room house Here Is a chance
for someone 10 make some money
by renting rooms, OF II you have a
large family. Il Is just the thing FOR
you. and az a price you can AFFORD
10 pay Convenient TO car, school.
church and groceries Fine large cor
ner lot. size 4+Xi6J. No improve ments
but gas For quick sale We can let
you have this nine room house for
$. 500 cash Cau or write South Bend
Realty Co, 22J s. Main ST. Main III.
or Lincoln 6G06. and ask for Mr.. Wit
wer OF Mr.. Moore.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
Lots for sale

Lots for sale SIS
LEER ST.-Vacant lots for 500. Easy
monthly payments. sewer. water. gas
and walks paid. Del Leer Phone Lin
coin l32f
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
ReaI Estate for Exchange

ABATEMENT BLDG-To exchange !.
Highest class, Chicago apartment build
ings l2-apt. rents $11 900 year, price
So, 600: 3-spts. rents $4,000 price.
S15O.OOO. %O-apts. rents over 500 900
price $3.50 600 all clear 81 encumbrauce.
VIII exchange separately or together.
Want well improved ranch or plauta-
ton fully eauipped and stocked Also
five new modern buildings Of 2S4 apart
meuts income over 80 600 year, en-
cumbrance $4,000, owned By one man
wants going ranch OF plantation
valued 100000. or viii exchange sep
arateIy. George W. Stewart Co. - s
TaSallp Chicago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02

BUSINESS PROPERTY-To exchange.
Ny elegant semi business property OF
two stores and 20 high grade apart-
meuts One block Lincoln Park. On
Broadway car line Brick and stone
construction Yearly income $4,000
Price SI25 OO0 Clear u encumbrauce
40 better payer in Chicago Want well
improved farm Tor relative l. T. Cox.
lej y CLARK Chicago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
PROPERTY WANTED
CLASSIFIED DISPLAY
REAL ESTATE FOR SAFE

NEW Low PRICES
HOMES IN EVERY PART or CITY
Fart mod. r.. was 3. 500. now g. 900
Fart NOD. r. was $500. now 5000
Mod bungalow. wa g. 600 nov - 90
y ", mod. r. was 5000. nows SIS so
Mod. room. was s. 90 nov 5000
W. MOD. room. 5000. nov fISB
store bungalow. gar. 81 500. nov g. SO
Grocery & stock house, 5000. now
81 600
Modern Eurb. res, $4,000. new nAooe
WORDEN REALTY CO.
rs Farmers Trust Bidg. Nj. "a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

REAL ID a L FON DALE
Houses for sale ga
S ACRES-3Iz miles north OF Akron
Ind, 3 acres, good land room house.
good barn and other outtuildings +;
well fenced; buildings in good cOndi-
ton: will sell az bargain II taken az
once. Address g. y Berry 514 Z
Marshall ST. Marion. Ind.
no ACRES--Farm Mes norm OF South
Bend ard 3 miles south OF Niles Oh
Portage road. Good six room house
big barn, grainary, cement silo. good
land. Possession at once. VIII sell
reasonably, trace for South Bend prop
erty OF consider merchandise. Il. POlls
Main 24e4
BARGATNS--In city properties and
farms. from , acres up. Alex $ Langel
5O2 ). Chaplin st, Lincoln 1206.
BEST VALUES-In farm and city prop
critics. HaUgh and Cassidy. J28-S
Farmers Trust Bldg Main 11s2; resi-
dence Lincoln 100 and 2034.
COLFAx AVE. E.-s ROOM COTTAGE.
WILL SELL VERY REASONABLE.
A. II. sCHULTz. ROOM 2-1s-2ls W.
JEFFERSON.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-02
HOMES

We are IN a position 20 accept e
vacant lot as drst payment on either
OF two homes located IN the south
end. The properties are modern
throughout and can give immediate
possession convenient 20 car line and
school. and IN a first class cpmmun-
ity very attractive homes. Whitcomb
& Keller. Farmers Trust Bldg.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-01-27
Want PURE WOOL
Merchant Tailors Urged to
Support French Capper Bill.
Act Demands ssTruth" Told
About "Woolen" Cloth.
SHEEP INDUSTRY IS HURT
Use of ShOddy Has Cut Deep
Into Business.
Wool Cloth Made Twice Amount
of Wool Grown.
SHEEP INDUSTRY is HURT

Chicago, Jan. 27.-Continued sup
port of the French-Capper truth
fabric bill now before congress was
urged upon the merchant tailors OF
America at the annual convention OF
their national association TODAY by
Howard T.. Greene, secretary of the
national sheep and wool bureau OF
America.
1t took the throes of a world war to
AWAKEN the general public even par
tally to the realization that some
thing was wrong with the wool cloth
ing situation, Mr.. Greene declared
and even now the public does NOT
fully understand what Is wrong.
The S13,000,000 pounds of secured
wool actually manufactured in 1919. if
exclusively devoted toe wool woven
cloth would not have made half III
the 620,000,000 yards turned out bv
our mills" declared Mr. Greene.
1t is estimated that the cotton used
IN wool woven goods amounts to one
IlIth OF the amount of secured virgin
woo1 used. The workers in the truth
III movement feel that 400, 00O,-
ooo POUNDS would-be a very light esti-
mate of the amount of reWorked rags
OF shoddy manufactured into all wool
cioth by American textile mills in 1919.
Hurt Sheep Growers.
From the time shoddy began 10
masquerade as virgin wool under the
double standard of all wool from the
moment the shoddy manufacturer be-
gan artificial1y to divert the public de-
mand for new wool from the wool
grower to the rag picker, sheep hus.
bandry began to decline thruout the
world. Between January, 1911. and
January, 1920, the sheep of America
declined 10 per cent. In 1920 the re-
ductlon of the f1ocks continued more
rapidly than ever.
IF the truth-in-fa brio bill is passed
the public prejudice against shoddy
Will not drive the shoddy manufac G.
turers out of business. People who
want working suits or those with lit
tie money to spend, will still turn tc
shoddy, but the publicity given by the
labels will force shoddy manufactur.
ers to reduce price and will deyelor
competition between them and this
will result in the production of a bet
ter grade of shoddy.
what the customer wants is the
assurance that, no matter what grade
he buys, he can depend on the label
to reveal the contents and knowine
that. he is reasonably safe in depend.
ing on his judgment and the price
marks to point out the various grades -
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-01-27
Dorothy Dix Talks
PIatonic Friendship
BY DOROTHY DIX
.KaA'a HiRhest Paid Woman WI

A bright and clever young business
woman well along in her twenties,
has q man friend who comes to see
her every week. The girl Is not in
love with the man, nor the man with
the girl. They are simply congenial
companions who enjoy each others
society, but the girls father objects
strenuously to the mans calls. and
thinks it improper for his daughter to
receive attentions from a man without
intentions.
The father belongs to the old-fash-
Toned school, which conceives of no
relationship between the sexes except
the sentimental one. He does not
realize that the new status of woman
has made platonic friendship between
man and a woman a possibility for
the first time in history, and so added
a new richness to the life of both.
Heretofore, friendship between a
man and woman has been a hooking
and a by-word. It was the smoke
screen that each sex let down to cover
its maneuvers from the others, and
from behind which woman conducted
sive, and a man lay siege to a woman's
affections.
Both knew friendship for the hollow
mockery that it was, and played at it
with their tongues in their cheek, for
nobody had dreamed of a day when
every single woman would not be on
a. still hunt for a husband, and the
object of every unmarried female
would be to get a wedding ring.
Hence the friendship of a man for
a woman was about that of the hunted
for the hunter, who was sure to get
him if he didn't watch out.
Among older people, and in certain
circles, the idea still prevails that
every woman who isn't married is
crazytto marry, and that she is always
seeking husband. They think that
life is dull and barren, and desolate to
the single woman, and that she is
eternally casting envious eyes upon
the altar
Perhaps this was true in the old
days in which the unmarried woman
was supposed to be a perpetual de-
butante, and. even at sixty, was not
permitted by convention to have a
home of her own. or to go about un-
chaperoned; when she had to be the
fringe on somebody else's family, and
when no occupation was open to her
save the most mental and ill-paid ones.
Then woman had to get married
whether she wanted to or not, in
order to get a meal ticket and have
social standing
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-01-27
SNAP SHOTS
AT HOME NEWS
MISUNDERSTANDING.

Holcraft-Flowers.-
Elks' dance, Friday night. Mem
bers only. Crawford quartette.-Adv.
All issues OF Liberty Bonds bought
and sold. The Shawnee Investment
Co.. 534 Kansas avenua--Adv
Get in the swim-Join "Pepp's Coal
Savings Plan"-a per cent invest
nent. Topeka Coal Co., 4S2.-Adv.
we help you buy next winters coal
now at summer rates. "Pepp's Coai
Savings Plan" Topeka Coal Co., 49,.
ADV.
The Phi Delta Theta alumni who
are in Topeka tomorrow will meet at
the regular Friday noon luncheon at
the Chamber of Commerce.
Revival meetings being held at the
salvation Army Memorial hall this
week are we'll attended. The speaker
tonight will be DIR. Stephen Temple OF
the First Baptist church and the Fri
day night speaker will be the Rev. A.
E. Gregory of the First Congregational
church.
The annual debate of the Topeka
Catholic high school Will be held az
the Assumption hall Friday evening
at Sis O'Clock The question is. re
solved, that labor unions, as they now
exist, are on the whole beneficial to
society" The affirmative side will be
taken by Gladys McGinnis. Herbert
Cannon, Mary Hazel Brouyette, AQd
the negative, Kenneth Spurlock, RoD-
ert Hartley and Margaret Peterson.
Announcement has been made that
the Pomona Grange will hold an all
day meeting for the installation of its
new officers at the Shawnee Grange
hail. thirteen miles east of Topeka. on
February II. A basket dinner will be
feature of the days program.
Thirty cases of scarlet fever have
been recorded at the city board Of
health in the month of January, and
at least one case of the disease Is
being reported daily. according to DIR.
Earle B. Brown, city health officer.
The epidemic is a dangerous one, Doc
tor, Brown said, and too many precau-
tons cannot be taken against the
disease
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-01-27
FOR RETAIL TRADE
Extension of Anti-Discrimina.
ton Law Is Proposed.
Eleven Bills Introduced in the
Lower House Today.

Extension of provisions of the Kan
SaS ant1-diScrimination law to apply tic
retailers was proposed in the house to-
day by Representative Lippert of Rush
county. The proposed law would re-
quire retail merchants to sell COM
modities at uniform prices, freight
rates and cost of distribution con-
sidered.
Eleven bills were introduced in the
house during the morning session
Most of them affected changes in ex-
listing laws. The Lippert measure and
a fee and salary bill affecting county
Observation-Disclosures by Buster Brown
of Atchison county-were the most i'm
portant measures of the day.
Lipperts bill affects sale of COM
modities in general use. It makes IL
legal the sale of goods thru exclusive
agents or to certain individuals. 1t
also provides a penalty for discrimina-
ton in selling prices.
The Brown bill is bulky. It covers
a general classification of counties of
the state-based on populatfon-and
fixes salaries and fees for various
county officials.
Cloud of Kingnan county offered
milk test bill which amends section
1929 OF the general statutes of 1915.
Matt Weightman of Shawnee intro
duced 4 bill amending existing laws
governing powers and duties of execu-
tors and administrators. Stanley of
WSanGotte is author of a bill of local
interest in Wyandotte county affect
ing bridges over the Kaw river.
Brown of Atchison offered a bill af-
fecting duties and powers of drain
age boards and placing portions of
their work under the boards of coun-
ty commissioners.
A bill making illegal the hunting of
prairie ohicl1en. quail, pheasant, sage
hen or grouse in this state was intro
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-01-27
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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-01-27
LITTLE BENNY'S NOTE BOOK
By LEIE PAPE.

I had a crate ideer for a invention
and wen Pubs Simkins came GROUND
1 sed, Hay Pubs, do you wunt to go
in on a swell invention with me? and
he sed, Sure, wat? and L sed, Its a
invention so wen people wash their
teeth It will taist like lemminade and
everybody will be washing their teeth
all the time en- account OF the ta1st
and jest think how meny bottles we
can sell, holey smoaks.
Jest plain 1emminade? sed Pubs,
and I sed, Certeny not you poor fish.
it's reguler tooth stuff with some lem
min jooce squeezed in. it.
And ! went and got a lemmin out
of the ice box and we went up in the
bath room and squeezed half of it in
the bottle of red stuff pop uses for his
teeth, and then we tasted it and it
dident taist jest rite so I got some
sugar and put it in, being a CRATE i'm
provement, and Pubs took the other
half of the lemmin home to put in his
fathers tooth stuff, and after sOppir
pop went in to eileen his teeth and I
stood outside the bath room door
thinking I mite heer something, witch
1 did, being pop cawffing and saying,
Well of all the blamed COMPOUNDED
taists I ever tasted this is the blemed-
eSted confoundedeSt. this tooth wash
must of gone crazy.
Not sounding as if he ment 1t COM
pIimentery, and I thawt, Gosh, holey
smoaks. And 1 was jest wondering
weather to slide down the bannisters
or go down the back stairs wen herd
pop say, Lemmin seeds by all that's
impossible, lenhmin seeds And the
bath room door opened quick and pop
looked out holding the bottle of red
stuff in one hand, saying. So, heer you
are, are you?
Meening me, and I sed, Watts the
matter, pop?
o. you're jest as innocent as a berg
lar cawt in the act, how dare you try
to poison me? sed pop, and I sed, No
sir, pop. I did not. 1 was jest trying
to make it taist like lemminade to test
a invention and some of the 1emnin
seeds must OF got in vile wasent
looking.
40 cents werth of tooth wash gone
to blazes, tern GROUND, sed pop.
Witch I did, and pop game me a fearse
krack some place. saying. There, my
hand must of slipped vile I wasent
looking.
WITCH I haven't herd wat happened
to Pubs yet