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Indian Timber.

The timber OF India will be operated upon a
gigantic system of conservation. None but the
lace timber will be cut at any time, and the
methods of logging will be selected that will in
.ure the least damage to the smaller trees This
"a nossible in that country, as II has never been
nossible in America, owing to the title to the
timber being vested in the state that the
operations can be conducted by the state on one
nationaI system, which will Insure a perpetual
.ouroe OF revenue from the forest wealth.
The Washington times., 1921-06-11
FAMOUS WORDS tContinusd),

Viewing the corpse-"Doesn't he
look 'naturalT"
Replying to the liar-'I couldn't
believe that II / told IL myself"
The Kidder-"Belleve that and I'll
tell you another"
Cake TO his Jane-'Don't eat
yourself sick just because I'm buying
the cream"
Dance intermission-'Lend me your
lipstick and puff, Madge.
The cigarette addict-"Gimme the
n,akin's, will yer, pal7"
To stranded autoist - 'S'matter7
Outa gas?'
JULES BACKENHEIMER.
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Say, Bill, II the wardrobe of
a pretty r street miss was
stolen would you call II petty
larceny? V. w. M.
PROBLEMS and PUZZLES.

The answer to "PANAMA'S" egg
problem, says "EVERLASTIC," Is
that the gatherer of the eggs will
travel 1O,100 yards, or equivalent 10
b.7b miles. ]. c. j., Alexandria, gives
lO102 yards; Mrs. ID. SANDER,
1925 yards: ATHLETE" 1920
yarda "PANAMA's" own answer was
Ave miles, 1900 yards.
w. %. PAYNE and II. SMITH give
the answer to JULES BACKEN-
HEfMER's what 10 it1" as a
coffin
The Washington times., 1921-06-11
Women on jury.

The question as to whether women will make
.uooe.sful "jurymen" has been raised in England
Nv the recent collapse OF woman Juror in a
Manchester court The woman became III and
.i,nost swooned during the hearing OF n charge
-, malicious wounding. She finally COLLAPSED
Ma 40 leave the court, and a substitute had TO
be found. OF course, the trial had to begin all
over again
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A poor sport is one who. at
the table, pushes away his regu-
lar food to chew the rag. o. c.
THEY KEEP ,EM GUESSING.

No, there is nothing contrary
about womenl SO long as they
made all their male friends and
relatives sore by wearing short
skirts they kept wearing 'em.
Now that the men are getting ac-
customed to short ones and have
quit kicking. the women are pre-
pairing to put on longer skirts.
CAN YOU GUESS EN-,
The Washington times., 1921-06-11

A correspondence school
course in careful driving was
so deeply interesting to one
autoist that he ran dow n flve
people while glsncing over
Lesson 1. DAN d. LYON.
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whether or not a man may
talk right out in meeting with
out drawing official reprimand
seems to depend on whether he
is an ambassador or a mere
admiral JOE CONk.
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The March
of EUentS
! T is useful to know a few things
when reading foreign dispatches.

For example, you frequently
see dispatches sent from Helsingfors,
purporting to be Russian news.
These dispatches are all sent by
bureau maintained by Russian re-
dictionaries and the French, and al
most without exception are pure
fiction. The Helsingfors dispatches
are almost always false.
Then there are the dispatches
which come from Peking and Tokyo.
Whenever these deal with Chinese,
Korean or Siberian matters, they are
entitled to no credence whatever.
The nominal government of China,
located at Picking, is really only
Japanese continuance, and any po-
itical or military news coming from
that capital is seasoned to japanese
taste.
Korea is under japanese control,
which is peculiarly despotic and
cruel in that unhappy country. Any
Korean news coming by cable is al
most certainly doctored or else alb
solutely false.
In Siberia, the Japanese control
the channels of communication en-
tirely, and it is here that they dis
play their full ingenuity as propa-
gandists. When you read that the
population has risen against the
Soviet government of the Far East
and captured cities and territories,
be sure that what has'happened has
been the seizure of these cities and
territories by japanese troops, &C
companied by few hundred of the
bandits, murderers and unspeakable
villains who so long robbed and
slaughtered under the command of
the abominable savage, Semenoff.
Any of our officers and men who
were engaged in Mr.. Wilson IS private
war in Siberia will tell you what an
unspeakable villain this Semenoff is.
The Soviet government in the Far
East is not to be confused with the
Soviet government in Moscow.
The Far East Soviet leaders are
not communists. They do not, be-
ieve i'm communism. They do not
recognize the authority of Lenin and
Trotzky. They have adopted the
Soviet name or form, but not the
Bolshevist economic theories. What
they have, in fact, is a democratic
republic, with occupational instead
of district representation in the
Congress.
And it is to make Siberia unsafe
for this democracy that Japan is
sending bandits like Semenoff to rob
and murder the people, while Japan.
csc regular troops, under cover of
false pretense and secrecy, occupy
and subjugate Siberia to the military
despotism of the Mikado.
The chief trouble with Admiral
Sims is his self-conceit. Sims him
self may have limited at another
when he boosted that. England was
country in which he. was sure that
he could always get all the liquor he
wanted to drink. Certainly it is
hard to believe that sober man
could have spoken so foolishly in
- o. L. lzx~
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POPULARITY.

IL you'd avoid distressing friction
With those with whom you come in con-
tact,
Greet them with some pretty fiction
About themselves, and-steer clear of
factl
You'll md your pleasing pleasantly
Preferred to sayings rudely frank.
You'll gain renown for "boundless tact"
And miss the ugly notoriety
OF him they call "a hard boiled crab and
crank"
JOE coNKLIN.
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Those New Workers who take
part I'm the Anti-Prohibitioa pa
rnde July 4 will doubtless have
ms their march song. "The Bot
tie Cry of Freedom" OIDONO.
THE BONNEVILLE TROLLEY.

contrib says that the real
bonneville trolley is the one runnirg
between Chevy Chase Lake and Ken
sington. Md. One man is both motor
man and conductor, and the best car
on the line is also the worst ono
T. p. c. insists that the Capital
Traction line through 'Foggy Bot
tom" is also of the bonneville type.
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zs11EARla nSEErk'A

Mary had a ouija board,
But traded Il for a sickle.
The man who got II found that night
That his regular gal was tickle.
MILO II.
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OUR SCIENTISTS.

FRED MANSFIELD presents one
OF our famous scientists and his
theories:
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Temporary misund d err
standing of two centuries
are cleared up. Hughes
and Obregon autograph
each others picture. Kiss
each other Roodby.
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POTASH IN JAPAN.

Everything is settled like
grounds in cold coffee.
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THE CAUSE OF HIGH RENTS.

Taking my Pierce Sparrow" out
Of the lard can l use as garage
went among the highways and by
ways. My thoughts turned to the
housing situation and the Ball law
So took a mental census of the For
Rent" and For Sale" signs. saw
a hundred OF the For Sale" kind and
only one of the former. Will the
solons on the hill see the true facts
and proceed to remedy this situatfonl
TEXAS
I wanted TO take her 10 = movie show,
But OF kale i had but little,
SO ! took my nifty cents or so,
And bought her peanut oritte
CHEERUPADISr
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MIR. B. Baer

II. n. v. II.
Diplomatic hostility has
been resumed with Mexico.
Negotiations are blooming
again. One note on its
way south meets its an
swer coming back.
No reason why both
countries shouldn't be pals.
They get along fne with
out each other. Hughes
sends note to Oregon.
Comes back marked open
ed by mistake"
Oregon losses note to
Hughes, who catches mean
ing on third bounce.
Hughes sends friendly re-
ply requesting Mexes not
to shoot Americans on
sight. obregon sends note
promising to take two
looks.
Our next answer to their
answer is to ask them to
hesitate from throwing egg
shells over Rio Grande.
Mexico refuses to sacrifice
Article 20 of Constitution.
which places nifty peso
bounty on tourists pelts.
Hughes sends Obregon
souvenir postcard of Amer
lean battlescows with
freshly manicured turrets
Oregon thanks Hughes.
Returns our whiskered
dove of peace one beauti-
full autographed picture OF
Mex army wearing left
shoes on right feet. Ready
TO meet any emergency
they can't dodge
Negotiations for peace
have now reached that an
selic stage where both am
bassadors are consulting
railroad schedules.
Profiteers start to buy mp
real estate on front lots Of
future battlefelds. Bean
soup runs hot in patriotic
boarding houses. Just when
II looks as IL two nations
will be plunged into war
up to their money pockets,
cooler heads prevail. Cor
respondence is resumed on
all six sectors.
Temporary m isun d e r.
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SHORT .POEM s.-
cRooNING TO THE GOAT.

There II. and s. nuts, don't you cry.
The O. @. will be starved, bye and bye;
And ere a year he'll heaye his last sigh.
And be laid to rest with a black neestie.
Di GUILIAN.
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TEN NIGHTS IN THE COUNTRY.

TEN NIGHTS IN THE COUNTRY.
Night No. bed very cres<y.
Night No. Rain. roof leaks
Night No. 3.-Frog chorus.
Night No. Cats fight often.
Night No. b.--Mouse.
Night No. 6.-Rat.
Night No. THE rooster.
Night No. S-Bsby.
Night No. Both frogs and csta.
Night No. 10.-Going tomorrow.
Slept. CHEVY.
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Don't you think Miss Blanks face
In rather worm why notG She's
been wearing Il since 1870"
MIKE wHALEN.
The Washington times., 1921-06-11

Frank A. Munsey is the owner OF a chain OF
GROCERY stores that reach through New England
and from which he derives handsome profits
The Washington times., 1921-06-11

Ambassador George Harvey and John Kendrick
Rangs used to share an apartment together in
N.yr York and were close friends.
The Washington times., 1921-06-11

Negotiations for peace
have now reached that an
selic stage where both am
bassadors are consulting
railroad schedules.
The Washington times., 1921-06-11

Andrew d. Mellon. the Secretary of the Treas
ury, smokes tiny cigarettes probably Cuban done
up in black wrappers
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-09-06

might be OF use to Germany's future
navy.
Hengoland once was popular sum-
mer resort but the German visitors do
not stay long at the island this year.
because Of the constant blasting and
the evidences Of devastation which
affords a sad monument to Germany
once proud navy. The native residents
OF the island are Indifferent 10 the
devastation, as most of them were
born under the British, flag, before
HelIgoland was transferred Is -
British to the Germans.
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PUREBRED CALF
SALE is FEATURE
At Sixth Annual Livestock Roundup
to BE Held at University Of
Florida October 6-7.

A sale of purebred Jersey, Guernsey.
Holstein and Ayershire calves. from
four to eight months Of age and con
signed by leading breeders Of the
south, viii feature the sixth annual
Livestock Roundup to be held at athe
University of Florida, October 81.
Professor John N. Scott, who has
direct charge of the roundup, states
that these calves can be taken to any
part OF the state Immediately with but
little danger from tick fever and he
also states that no Florida dairyman
should miss this sale and that no
stockman should fail to attend the
roundup. The program, which win be
announced soon, is as good, If not
better. than It was last year.
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In the Escambia County Circuit Court
State of Florida.
Frank M. Houseworth. Petitioner.
George II. Morgan. Dell H Courts. and
all other. persons interested. Defend
On Monday the srd day of october.
1921, the defendants, George III. Morgan
and Dell H. Courts and all other persons.
are required to appear 10 the petition
filed in above styled matter; the purpose
Of which is to re-establish the last VIII
Of Lizzie NJ. Houseworth who departed
this life on or about March 10TH lslo,
and which will while in the possession
of the petitioner, became destroyed by
fire and in which petition 1t is set forln
that the petitioner and the named oe-
PENDANTS are the only persons known
to petitioner interested for or against
the re- establishment of said will. A. copy
Of said will asked to be re-estabiished
is in the words and figures following:
In the name of God AMEN
T. Lizzie M. Houseworth. of Pensa-
cola, County of Escambia. State Of Flor,
ida, being of sound mind, memory. and
understanding do make my last viii and
testament in the manner and form as
i It is my win that all just debts
be paid out of my Estate.
g. give. devise and bequeath TO my
beloved and lawful husband as q token
of my love and affection the following.
All the Realty that ] possess IN tIorida,
and all. both. money and other prop-
my mothers Estate in Norwood. Ohio,
or elsewhere, to go to him, Crank NJ.
Houseworth), my husband, during his
life and to be used by him for his own
and our daughters Carrie Jane House
WORTH. benefit and the same to go to
Carrie Jane Houseworth. our daughter,
after his Crank NJ. Houseworth), death.
g. In case my beloved daughter, (Car-
RE Jane Houseworthl, dying without an
heir. my inheritance from the Norwood,
Ohio. property, (my mothers property,
to go to my brother, George II. Morgan).
II living. or If deceased. to his wife.
(Florencel. If she is living after my hus-
bands Crank NJ. Houseworth). death.
A. If neither Carrie Jane Houseworth.
or her heirs. or my brother or his wife
is living then my property Is 10 go to
his (Fank NJ 91ouseworth), heirs
5. hereby appoint Frank IL. Huuse-
worth as my executor Of this my last
will and testament
IN witness whereof, l. Lizzie NJ Hose
worth the testatrfx, have to this. my
last will and testament, set my hand
and seal this the goth day Of November,
1915 u-..u,wr
This order to be published once each
week for four consecutive weeks in The
Pensacola Journal, newspaper pub
lished in said Escambia County. Florida.
(SeaD JAS. NIACGIBBON,
Clerk Circuit Court.
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RUIN OF KAISER'S
PET FORTRESS
Dynamite and TINT Make HeIisoIand
an Exciting Place. Destruction
to Continue for Two Years.

HELIGoLAND, Sept. livery day
is a Fourth of July celebration on the
little rock island of Hengoland. And
not a safe and sane celebration at
I that.
At sunrise the 1000 German work
men who are dynamiting the pet for
tress and naval harbor of Kaiser VIII
liam II set off their blasts. The bonn
bardment keeps up throughout the
day. Charges of INT make the water
in the naval harbor spout up like gey-
sers In the Yellowstone Park and the
big gun pits on the summit of the
rocky cliff give an occasional roar like
Vesuvius and belch out great clouds
of black smoke and pulverized con-
crete.
For two years more the work OF
devastation win continue night and
day 1t took Kaiser William II eight
years to build the great fortress and
naval harbor which defended the Kiel
canal and afforded Germany's navy
a base close to England. It cost Ger
many 100000 Of gold marks. The
cost Of dismantling it, which Germany
also must bear in accordance with the
terms Of the Versailles treaty, will
probably be about 100000 Of gold
marks.
Heligoland proper is stony tri-
angle less than a mile long and scarce
ly a quarter of a mile wide in the
broadcast section. It stands nearly 200
feet above the waters OF the North
Sea at a ponit 81 miles northwest Of
Cuxhaven, the entrance to the Kiel
canal. The walls Of the island arc
practically perpendicular but at its
southeastern end is a small beach upon
which the German navy erected a coal
ing and oil station, fresh water reser-
voirs. seaplane sheds and docks. Here
also was constructed a naval harbor
thoroughly protected by seawalls.
which was capable Of accommodating
eight or ten destroyers or cruisers
and an unlimited number Of subma-
rines.
From this harbor many destroyers
sailed out to participate in the battle
Of Jutland and the battle Of HeIigo-
land Blight.
The German admiralty converted
into sort of shore battle
planted in the rock in a manner which
gives the cliff the appearance of the
interior of four-deck battleship.
Already the 11-inch guns and their
carriages have been sawed into small
bits and thrown into scrap steel piles.
Workmen are now plying electrical
drills in the concrete walls and bases
to shooting down all the
The seaplane sheds. coaIbins. oil
-anks and water reservoirs, along the
seafront have also been burned and
dynamited, and hundreds of work.
men are grinding away at the gun
oases Of the sea-level guns and the
Of the great seawal en-
closing the naval harbor preparatory
o removing every Improvement which
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-09-06
LEGALNOTICE
ADVERTISEMENT
Proposal for s145. 10000 loan to the City

Proposal for s145, 10000 Loan to the City
of Pensacola.
The Board of Commissioners Of the
CITY OF Pensacola invite sealed proposals
for the loan to the City of Pensacola on
october 1st. 1921, Of amounts OF money
not less than $4,000. and Of the aggre-
gate amount not exceeding S145. 600 90.
For said loan or loans the City of Pen
sacola viii issue its notes at par value
One-tenth of the notes to be issued for
the aggregate amount of said loan or
loans shall be payable annually during
the period Of ten (10) years with interest
payable annually at the rate to be agreed
on not exceeding seven G. percent) per
cent per annun
Proposals must be made on the blank
form provided by the City, which can be
OF the City clerk. and must be accom-
panied by a duly certified check on a
bank in the City of Pensacola for five
6 percent) per cent of the amount Of the
proposed loan.
Proposals shall be sealed. endorsed
Proposal for Loan and addressed to
the Board of Commissioners. Of the city
of Pensacola. No proposal will be con-
p. m. on Monday. September 18th, 1921
at which time all proposals then received
will be publicly opened and read at the
meeting Of the Board Of Commissioners
to be held in the City Hall
The right is reserved to reject any or
all proposals. For further particulars
apply to the City Clerk. or F. D. San
ders. Commissioner Of Finance and Reve-
nue..
CSigned) BOARD OF COMMISSIONERS
OF THE CITY OF PENsA-
+. 3. SANDERS.
GEO. II. HINRICHS.
X. r. POU,
L. E. HEINBERG.
City Clerk.
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Transfer Storage
LODGE NOTICE
Statesmen WANTED

SALESMAN to cover local territory sell
ing dealers. Guaranteed salary O.
$4,000 week for right man. The Rich
ards CO.. 200 Fifth Ave-. New York, N. Y
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JOURNAL CLASSIFIED ADS
One Cent a Word in Advance
One Rate to All

IN ~
NO advertisement taken Tor less
than Is cents.
Count the words IN yonr adver-
tisement and multiply BY the mum
tier Of times you desire Il printed
remit accCrdingly.
h counting words include go
Leg," TOR sale" Wanted etc. ~
well a. addresses
SLACK FACE GAPS, LIKE THIS,
TWO CENTS PER WORD.
Paragraphed matter. Hue dashes
white space. classified display: &c per
line. See per inch az lines rake an
lnch.l
Any person whose name appears in
the telephone directory may have
classified ads charged.
Cancel orders should be aiven IN
writing. never over the phone.
Advertisers should give their tom~
or postoffice address as well an their
phone numbers. because many rad
ers have no telephones.
II the advertiser 80 desires. replies
can be sent in care OF The Journal.
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MORTGAGE LOANS
LOANS ON REAL EsrA.

LOANS ON REAL ESTATE.
We lend money on Real Estate in the
city on short notice. Please state In
applicatio II you have an Abstract OF
Title to the property.
Gail and See Us.
THE WATSON AGENCY. Incs.
South palafox Sc.
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FOR SALE-One new 5-ton Holt tractor
cheap. on easy terms Tractor is now
IN Pensacola. r. r. L. McCaskiu Co.
De Funiak Springs, Fla.
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FOR SALE-One pair farm Percheron
mares, young and sound. one pair farm
mules. several single horses and mules
Priced to sell. J. D. Anderson, phone
isla'
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NOTICE:
Notice Is hereby given that under and
by virtue of an order made in the case
of Levy Hallmark Company, a corpora :
ton. VS. Harry Cocoris and Jno. Pappos,
co-partners as West Garden Street Mar
kst, pending IN the Court Of Record Of
Escambia County, Florida, the under
signed will on Wednesday, the 7th day
of September. 1921 at twelve o'clock
noon. offer for sale and sell to the high
est bidder for. cash. at public outcry.
either as a whole or separately as in
the judgment of the undersigned may
be advisable, the following described
property to-wit; That certain stock Of
goods, wares and merchandise, consist
ing of groceries and other food products,
as well as fixtures and other property
of the defendants in said suit. located
in that certain store building at the
northwest corner of Spring and Garden
streets, in Pensacola, Florida, a more
particular description of which can be
had upon application to the undersigned
said sale to be had and held at the
store building where said property is
located as aforesaid bill of sale at cost
of purchaser.
A. c. ELLIS,
Sheriff of Escambia County. Florida.
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MnMEN % InAM

500. 10000 or more. Of the Equitai les
investment funds are now ready to be
loaned on Pensacola homes, IN approved
Information and details cheerf2liv 0g giyen
202 S. PaIafox St., r. B. SIMPSON, Spl
Agt.. Equitable Life Assurance Society.
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MISCELLANEOUS

AUTO BUS TO WELLHURST LODGE.
800 round trip. Saturdays and sun
days. Phone 227S before or after BUSH
ness hours for reservations. Regular
schedule announced later.
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New and used parts for almost anv
make o. car. Send old parts to be
duplicated.
AUTOMOBILE wREckINe CO.
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The Market Place of West Florida
READ RALY BY $4,000 PEOPLE
TIE Cost IS But 1rie and the Results Unequaled
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Rooms for men and women.
with or without board. Girls Club,
800 n. Hayne st.
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FOR SALE-New bungalow on I.loyd
street, between 10th and 18th avenues
Apply J. J. sullivan. 205 Thiesen build
ing.
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FOR RENT FURNISHED ROOMS. 22o
N. Palafox st.
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you CAN ADVERTISE without pictures
but to get best results from your ad
use our zinc or halftone cuts. SERVICE
ENGRAVING CO, Montgomery Alabama
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NEW RESORTS

NOTICE TO TRAVELLING MEN
BAGDAD INN
Bapcad, Fla.
We have q place at Bagdad where you
can get best Of accommodation. Clean
steam heated rooms. Excellent food and
real service. Hot and cold water in
every room. Rates reasonable.
BAGDAD INN
NEWPORT ON SANTA ROSA SOUND
A delightful place to spend your vaca-
ton. Fine beach and good fishing. al
ways cool with plenty Of shade, good
food served at reasonable prices. Boats
leave Pensacola every morning at y. m.
For reservations write A. II. WOLYNs
Mary Esther, Fla.
WELLHURST
Among the pines on beautiful Perdido
Bay-thirteen miles southwest Of Pensa-
cola by way of Mllview along shore
drive. Good roads. Rest and recreation.
Peace, poetry and sunshine. Take your
friends to this wonder spot for week
end. Good eats, three times per day.
The water Is fine. Rates reasonable. For
particulars write MRS. DOROTHY
COOKE, P. D. Lillian Ala.
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FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Furnished liqht bo,sat,aa.
ing apartments In suites of two or
dsnree rooms Corner DeVillier and Gar