The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-02-18

frlce mas a doctor who boasts tina
he never has made a wrong diagnosis
Poker hand?-Price (Utah) Sun.
Doctors are waglng a wal on high
heels. But none of them objects ID
having a patient well heeled.-Sa,'
Like Telegram.
1t Is all very well 70 talk about Q
HAT tax on incomes, but what about g
tax on flat incomes 1Twin Falls
udaho) Times.
What's the matter this winter? We
haven't seen a story about the deer
fighting in the streets for months and
months.-Nampa Qdaho) Ere" Press
One person, more or less concerned
who is apt to consider the coming in
augural festivities amply sufficient. nc
matter what their nature, is President
"iison.-Butte (Mont.) Miner.
In good times the movies prosper
because everyone has plenty of money
to spend on entertainments, and in
bad times they prosper because peo-
pie go to the pictures when they can't
find any work to do.-Richfield (Utahl
Reaper.
That was a pretty piece Of de,o-
ton on the part of the wife who gave
a piece of her jawbone to repair her
husbands broken leg. Now of 1t will
only be still long enough to knit with
the other bone, all will be well.-Em.
NETT (Idaho) Examiner.
Farmers who have hesitated about
signing up to raise beets on account OF
difficulty in securing labor in the pas.
are now assured there win be plenty
Of beet field workers available and
those who have been holding back on
CHS accoun are now signing un.-
Fallon (Nev.) Eagle.
j. Ogden Armour says new spapers
orght not to print unverifed rumors,
and to judge from the mere sound of
his statement you would guess that
Mr.. Armour wants the newspapers
to print the truth about everything,
Including the packing business.-Idahc
FATS Qdaho) Times-R Register.
The proposed plan of the Nevada
legislature to advance the cost of a
fishing license from 81 to 50 will not
meet with serious objection, provided
that the Nevada fish commission will
expend the extra revenue thus oh
tanned In restocking the streams
Gardnerville {Nev.) Record Courier.
Investigations develop the fact that
some of the big contractors who robbed
the country and the people were Re
.publicans, some were Democrats,
some Episcopalians, some Hard Shell
Baptists and some not much of any
thing. 1t was not q case of creed or
politics, but of all-round general Gus
sedness of human nature.-Brigham
City (Utah) Journal.
The cry Ahard times was not borne
put by facts at the Peterson auction
sale Tuesday. There was a gooS
.rowd and bidding was lively-every-
hing bringing a good price. Cows
at unusually good figures, rang
from 500 to STAT, and other stock
n proportion, rs per cent Of tile pur-
being paid for in cash.-Parma
.Idaho) Review.
Other things to be avoided in times
ike these are the efforts of i'm
craftsmanship. That means
hat one should not draw up a bill
or this or that without thinking 1t
Often there is much mischief
one In such ways. Men and classes
f men should not be humored to be-
leve that everything they want can
given them by statute.--Goldfield
New Tribune.
A federal prohibition agent of Sc
tile reports that after two years
earch a still was found which was
underground and could only be ap-
by going through a hollow
Y. the entrance of which was con-
called by stumps and briars, says an
Schange. Water was piped from a
TO a 10x14 feet, from
Itch a sewer led to the river.-Vir-
mia City tNev.) Chronicle.
1t is said that the former German
liser employs more than sixty serv-
lts, and is regularly supplied with
ige sums of money from the father
nd. or course it is a commendable
ldeavor 10 raise money in the United
TO feed the destitute population
Europe. bat yes, would be added to
e campaign for funds If . little diff