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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-09-13
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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-09-13
Buy a pipe-and some p. A.
Get the joy that's due you!

Prince Albert is
sold in toppy red
bags, tidy red tins,
handsome pound
and half pound tin
humidorS and in the
pound crystal glass
h % m idor NTH
sponge n,oistener
tor,
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

lett luse widthsa war hupe & sey joe i
kuden flyer wat went luse. she fel
rite doun on hur ma rite. inter da
bockx & she tout rite aWey & she ssas
two me joe sas she gee dat woonnen got
a lotta bras two cend me sumtin lik
dat. & joe iluked at it & buy da wey
it luked two me joe & sas two da
wife two it muss be a kurten or
sumtin lik it. Butt rite dare da wife
gott bak on hur feat & sas she two me
joe sas she. no stuppet & she luked at
me lik sumtin hit hur frum da heffens
lulsed two me lik it mussda ben
greesed litenin & she sas joe it wus a
skarf wat you puth.on pianner korse
Joe CESS gotta git oen nou. den she
sas joe korse it wood kun in hanty in
wipen da stof ven it gifts fulla grees.
she sas joe sas she i think ina gonna
tax off da fansee wurk oen, it kus da
stof wood feal in suited width sumtin
lik dat footen ofer it. & joe LATED
naiself neerle ded Joe. joe sas she
two me joe, wus a fool wen i maryed
you. & sas two hur, joe, sas i, i
nefer hottest amy deferens nou ~.
amen joe we gott intwo it rite joe.
Joe sas she two me, you muss be
fond off joke lik dat. fond Of a joke
sas terhur. sas joe. gei j no
awl a bout you. ). den sas she Joe, i
meen joke you laf at..& sas two hur
Ijoe, yure da funest joke efer saw.
amen laffed agin s...& joe she sas
we men is lik oennudder amen she sas
j kuden trust you wen yure alon kus
you flert width aWl da gerls butt she
sas..if efer ketsh you ferten width EN-
iel teetch you sumtin a bout herten.
amen joe i sas you neeten kus no
moren you due bout it.
Joe. II. was les tinken bout dis
blew law biznes & tink it wood be
awlrite if it wus maid deferend. joe
L don sea how feller lik me shuden
fix up dose. things fer dem gueys a
feller wat got smart he'd lik got
cud due amy sort fxen wen it kums
two brains.
kno man wus two kiss his wife on
da sabeet or amy odder item if she
luked lik da cen j gott.
lsno oen wus aloud to play a jues
harp.
kno oen wus aloud to two manage. :.
owen Ger play in jass band.
kno oen shud be aloud two wissel on
da sabet or any odder dey,
or found width a ace in his Shoes or
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

ing for favors from Uncle, Sam, but
minus the assurance that this will
cause fewer divorces or a greater
number of happy marriages. The
aymeneal question is one that cannot
be regulated satisfactorily by legis-
lation. It IS an even greater prob
lem than is that Of prohibition.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05
AN ADVERTISING JINGLE.

There: was an old geezer
And he had a lot Of sense,
He started up in business
On g dollar eighty cents.
The dollar was for stock and eighty
for an ad.
Brought him three lovely dollars
In a day, by dad!
Well, he bought more goods
And:a, little more space
And ahe played that system
With a smile on his face.
The customers hOcked
To his two-by-four;
And soon he had to hustle
For regular store.
Up on the square
Where people pass,
He gobbled up a corner
That was all plate glass.
He fixed up this windows
Withsthe best she had
And told them all about it in half.
; page ad.
He soon had EN-, coming
And he never, ,,,never quit, {.
And heS Swouldn't2cut down on his ads
II one, jit.
And he kept things humming
In the town ever since
And every body calls him
Tie Merchant Prince.
Some say its luck
But that's all bunk.
Why, !; he was doing business
When the times were punk!
People have to purchase
And the geezer was wise
Fer he knew the way to get 'em
Was to advertise.
Repnslican, B.ach.foot, tGGho
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05
Double-Crossin,q The Dalbs

The beginning OF the double-cross
on the tonnage tax issue in Mime
sofa has been made by the gang
who defeated the farmer-labor can
didates in the recent election.
For six months before election the
politicians told those who wanted the
steel trust. to pay its fair share OF tax
that it wasn't necessary to vote for
Nonpartisan candidates to get it.
They and their candidates, filthy
with steel trust money, also stood for
fair tonnage tax on iron ore. But
they never said a word in its de-
Tense. The Nonpartisans had to do
all3the defending.
Now the state tax commission, ap-
pointed by the leader OF the success
full political ling, has issued report
against the tonnage tax for the steel
trust.
There is one especially funny thing
about this double-crossing. If the net
profits plan advocated by the farm
ers and workers is adopted, the tax
commission wants incorporated IN It
about all the objections which the
trust has raised to a tonnage. tax. IT
wants the present tax methods
changed. 1t wants local taxation by
communities on the range reduced,
1t wants the new tax to be in place
of what is now paid instead OF an
additional tax.
Under this last suggestion the
s'poor independents" for whom the
trust has pretended to be fighting sc
, hard, could be cleaned out by the
trust, in a short time.
But only the $4,000 voters who
stood with Shipstead have a right tt
protest; the others knew they were
voting for bunko artists when they
voted to t"Save the State From SO
cialism.'' Ii they were deceived they
ought to- be ashamed to admit 1t
That campaign was the rawest thlnt
Americans have swallowed as yet.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

A neat well worded letterhead is the
first kind Of advertising for the up-to-
date progressive farmer. The name Of
the farm is the main feature of the we'll
planned letter head, the product is the
second important and the, farmers
name is the third. A short snappy,
essily remembered slogan often adds
to the force OF this letter advertising
keep the letterhead simple and dig
nified and do not crowd too much on.
An illustration, if well ,done, add to
the attractiveness of the letterhead
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05
'olul7aq the Economic. Problem.

5SOtv17ag the sEcO11Onlact i'TOOte12.
Garet Garrett, a well-known econo-
mist, has some fun with reactionary
economic ideas now, afoat in the
country in the current issue Of The
New Republic.
"Why is everybody 1uined?" asks
Garrett. And the answer is, Be
cause the country is rich"
s"How shall the country impoverish b
itself in. order that the people, may
prosper again?" is the second cues
ton. And the answer is, eve must
sell our surplus abroad to people who
can not pay.
"That is lending. When the for
eign countries pay us back we shall s1
be truly rich?" The answer is mo,
indeed. We, can not afford to let
them pay us back for we would then
be worse off than ever. We already
have too much OF our own. That is
why we are ruined"
"And this" remarks Garrett, lis
the stuff that rules the world!
.sFrom textbooks one has learned
that when man solves the original
economic problem Of filling his belly
with less than his whole labor, he
may begin to act upon his environ
ment in an imaginative manner to
transform it,
Garrett then has some fun with
these textbook writers because now
that we have little more than is
necessary to fill the belly, most OF us
are in danger OF not getting enough
to fill it properly. But the textbook
writer's, as he calls them, are correct,
+ All that mankind heN to 40 is &c
eliminate the exploitation system as
to give the workers on the farm and
the worker in the city the full pro
duct of their toll. Each will then DC
able to buy in full what the other
produces. And the more we nave
the better off we will be.
But as yet most of us seem to De
willing to sacrifice more for the
trusts than we would sacrifice to pro
tect our own interests not to men men
tion sacrificing for ideals WMcf
editors and orators rave about.
I % - 4 ~.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

up his .sleef.
amy Woomen who striks hur hus-
ben ... Ger mooney on amy odder
dey den on padey shud be giffen da
dncken stule. hous dat fer lien up
joe ges i'm rite dare wen it kums two
brains .eh joe. well CESS got
sumtin els two due, kus da woomens
collin me. rite sune joe kus ik two
heer frum you.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05
In writing advertising copy, al
ways remember that women now have
equal rights

f st. Patrick Council, X. Of c., is
making preparations for a grand ball
and Banquet to be staged at Turner
Hall the latter part Of this month.
The Turner Ladies Society will
serve the banquet upont his occa-
tion in the Turner Hall gym.
"Bill" Pfeiffer is now the owner OF
the refreshment parlor at the. corner
of Broadway and First North street,
heretofore conducted by Arthur
Schleif. The transaction was closed
last Tuesday.
Monday morning marked the close
of the holiday vacation in the local
public schools, while the pupils Of
Holy Trinity Catholic school re-
sumed their studies yesterday morn
ing, and the post holiday term at
DR.. Martin Luther College and at
Ist. Paul's Ey. Lutheran parochial
school began this morning.
Members Of DeMolay Command
cry of this city have received invi-
tations to attend a big banquet to
be given by the ST. Peter Com
mandery at Masonic Hall there,
| Friday, January IA, upon the oc-
casion Of the inspection OF that
Commandery by Right Eminent Sir
Alfred G. Pinkham, grand prelate
and inspecting officer Of the Grand
Commandery, knights Templar, Of
Minnesota. Members Of the Man
kato Commandery will also be guests
at the imposing festivities.
Miss Fordney Of the Maude Me-
Bride Demonstration of Chicago, will
arrive in New Ulm tomorrow morn
ing to superintend the demonstra-
ton of the Partisan Art Needle at
The Bee Hive Store. Miss Fordney
will remain in New Ulm until Satur-
day night and cordially invites the
ladies OF this vicinity to call at the
Bee Hive and see for themselves the
wonderful samples and work ac-
complished by the needle. 1t has
completely revolutionized fancy work
in much the same ratio as. electricity
and gasoline have changed other
industries. At the 1920, Minnesota
State Fair the needle was first
demonstrated in & the North Star
State. At the. gspresent time per-
manent denonstra ationss are conducted
in the. leading Twin City stores, as
well as. the big department stores OF
4 Milwaukee and Marshall Field of
Chicago. With the aid Of the Pari-
sian Art Needle anyone from a child
up is enabled to learn the art Of
doing all kinds Of useful fancy and
coarse work Quickly inexpensively
and immediately Especially valu-
able is the rug point, one Of the four
distinct features Of the needle, which
makes it possible for the housewife
to use up all her silk rags, yarns
from discarded sweaters and stock
ings, etc, and work them into a
beautiful rug and do it with pleasure
and satisfaction. The demonstra-
tions will close Saturday night.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

" Can it really be that the leading
Republicans of Oklahoma are no
torious free-lovers? If the same unit
of measure is applied in their case
as is used by big business and the
kept press in: judging the organized
farmers and labor, such certainly Is
the case, for wasn't that man JAKE
Hamon, free-lover, and wasn't ne
one OF the G. O. P's highest, noguls
in that state? Why seek further for
proof! @ IT,. "
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

The great evil Of peace-time gag,
laws like that in force in Minnesota
is that the things we are forbidden
to discuss. are just the things on
which an intelligent electorate should
be. informing itself.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05
yere fred

joe j jes gott two tinkin dat gott
dat fife dollars wet owed you. -. but
i'm sorey i klosed up dis leddel and
kant get it in da envelope amy moor.
korse j kuda tout Of it suner butt you
no how it is ven a fellers so full a
biznes likei am well guide buy. s.
rite. wunc.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05
NE G5 THE WIFE
RuJ IT, 3, F.

Well Joe we heered frum you two
dey & da wife gott da pakeage dat
yure wife cent hur. Joe sas j. you
gotta rite riteawey & so tax a fue
ours off & git -starttet. joe you no da
wife wen She opined dat pakeage she
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

More people are rambling about
the price we have to pay to escape
government ownership Of al roads.
But that is not especially .encourag-
ing because the politicians whom the
people exalt believe that it would be
better for half Of us to perish Of
starvation rather than that such ter
rible ''socialistic" things should come
to pass. "
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

Not unless and until P. Liesch,
self-styled editor and managing editor
of the so-called New Ulm NVofksblatt
files with the postoftice department n
an affidavit to the contrary or
causes the arrest and prosecution .of
Emil Leicht, president of the West
licher Herold Publishing Co. OF
Winona, and present publisher OF
the former local paper, for perjury;
will; we and many other people be-
lieve that the, Winona newspaper
msgnate deliberated .,swore to false
hood in making out the statement OF
ownership, management, etc, Of the the
Volksblatt. Until that time, the
controversy between the Review and
it's Second street contemporary rests,
so far as we are concerned.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

Naturalization Of coal resources,
government ownership Of railroads,
state-owned elevators and mills are
called radical measures precisely be-
cause they are the only solutions to
these problems. Some people appear
to be looking for solutions that will
be popular with the prohteers and
their kept press. s.... .,s
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

and especially is this true if a good
hall tone photograph Of the farm build
lngs is used. We are printing a num-
Der OF: these letterheads for the farmers
IN this vicinity. They are an every
day necessity, not luxury. Who will
be the next?
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

q .sJoey" Reynolds Of the Mankato
Free Press laments the fact that
President elect Warren G. Harding.
will not heed his recommendations
for berths on the new. cabinet. The
doughty Mankato scribe can con-
sole his injured pride by reminding
himself that the new head CT the
nation has ignored the admonitions
CT brainier and greater well-meaning
advisers. ."Joey's" attitude reminds
us cf one of the fables written by
that renowned writer, Aesop, re-
lating how frog tried to become as
large as an ot.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

The truly civilized man doesn't
want any one to have less than lie
himself has; the savage measures
his success by the financial distance
between himself and other people.
There are lot of savages roaming
around in what we call civilization
who will indorse any amount Of
misery, wickedness and cine 50
long as they themselves can stay on
top.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

If thes Hebrews had been as care
fully protected from '.sedition', as NE
are, the wise men from the East
would have been held up as y unaez i 81 :
Ysirable aliens. 81 B q
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

Brave men," says the Milwaukee
Leader, "'eat their crow once, but the.
Wilson administration has been nib
bling at Russian crow ever since. it
first lifted the blockade last July
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

That sly little fellow, Dan Cupid,
is fighting great ODDS in his en-
deavo1s ito unite young men and
women to make them happy for
Efeand the battle is growing more
desperate for the diminutiye pirate
chieftain every day. The latest OPP
position that Daniel will have to
contend with has pressnted itself in
Oklahoma, where drs site hymeneal
laws: are proposed, according to tie
president Of the National Anti
Divorce League Of the United States,
who happens to reside. in Oklahoma
City. The statute which these, good
people Wsnld like to have made q
part OF the legal code in that state,
would surround the procuring Of
marriage license with more red
tape than the average government
department requires Of people look
-
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

The hope of some Farm Bureau
members that By being real chummy
with big business politicians they
can convert birds of that feather into
aiding the farmer against big busi-
ness is one of the funny things OF the
present silly season.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05
CHANGING Their Tactics

The great wave Of organized effort
to aid the starving people Of central
Europe gives room for a good deal oil
reflection on the ways OF statesmen.
A year ago we were still playing
strong in the role of the avenging
angel against the Hun. What is
called public opinion was demanding
it. Then the Society of Friends
(Quakers) braved the political and
popular wrath by collecting money
here to feed some German and
Austrian children. Now we are able,
with official sanction and evidently
with public approval, to tell about
hard conditions among the German
poor and, to, solicit aid.
And statesmen of America and
England who now indorse the aid are
probably most responsible for the
desperate need French statesmen
from the armistice on worked for q
policy of determination Of German
industry: Lloyd George and Wilson
agreed to this plicy and kept it up
for two years, not for the French mo-
tive of greater security against POS
sihle outside enemy, but to keep
down radicalism at home.
sin England more than here the
politicians pretended that by harsh
measures they would make Germany
pay for the war Every student Of
affairs, including the politicians, knew
that this could not be done, but the
lying promise kept Lloyd George in
power and helped reaction here.
Perhaps the statesmen are hustling
now to sound the call of charity
chiefly because they fear an up
heaval in Germany like that which
has occurred in Russia.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

A D enver woman was shot to death
by an enraged husband, when she at
tempted to Interfere in family
quarrel the other day. More proof
that it IS. poor policy to mix in when
married couples have a squabble. It's
safer, to let them fight it out.
New Ulm review., 1921-01-05

? e
TIE. daily press, a few days after
Christmas, publ shed dispatch from
Wilmingt on, D elaware, to the effect
that Andrew Miles Fleming, known in
Les Angeles, Calf. his home, as the
Candy Grandpa because for 80
years he had made a daily practice Of
distributing candy to5tke poor. children,
died at the home Of sister in Whining
ton, aged S3. Superfuously the dis
patch added that heart disease was the
cause of the aged philant thro ropist's
death. tt is almost a foregone con-
clusion that generous people are affiict-
ed with enlargement of the heart, at
least fguratively speaking.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-09-28
j. 0. BLOODW0RTH & co.
BARGAIN LIST

Broom bungalow, with bath,
water and lights, in new Dixieland.
Price, $2,500.O0. $4,000 cash, bal
ance like rent.
1 beautiful, Broom, modern. up-to-
date bungalow, near College. JUS Off
Lake Morton. Price, $4,9O0.OO
broom bungalow, with lights.
bath and water Price, $3,500O0
Terms, $4,000 cash. Balance by the
l modern up-to-date bungalow,
close in on corner lot. Price. $5,500.00
/ beautiful 4-room bungalow, with
sleeping porch near Lake Morton.
Price, $2,750.0O CASH.
| fyou want to sell your real estate,
no matter where located large. or
small. city property or country pro-
perty, it will pay you to see
]. o. BL0ODW0RTH & co.
Polk County Trust Company Building
Lakeland, Fla.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-09-28
FORMOSA HIT BY
FEMINIST WAVEAT
AWKWARD TIME
ii.sI ~O4i o. Wlyas Aggravated
By New Conception of Wom-
ems Sphere In That Island

Taiwan, Formosa, Sept. 2S-The
world movement for woman S eman-
cipaiCn has struck Formosa at a
time when the high cost of wives is
heing felt severely. The women, who
are mostly OF the Chinese race, aIc
demanding the abolition of the sys-
ZEN OF engagement money which is
paid by their suitors when the mar.
ragc contract is made, declaring thai
the payment Of money to the parents
is an insult TO their dignity and posi-
ton rs free-bOrn women.
A young woman of education, Il
graduate from girls school, com
m2nds as much as 1,500 to 1900 yen
($750 to $1,000 as engagement money
and such a sum is very desirable
addition to the family fortune these
days. But these girls refuse TO con
side themselves livestock and decline
marriage without personal consent
and with Il bridegroom Of decent APP
,caranrC. and sufficient education
Most FOrmOSan marriages are ar
rauGed on the basis of the engage
mCht money. and the lride-to-be has
little to say about the matter.
'l''' 4 ~ Ebtllto NNiiltI W nv liI0lGl
that the trouble with engagement
money is that it is too high and de-
.irahlc suitors are often kept away
because they cannot pay The price de
maHdcd. There is much in this ar
gument which appeals to Formosan
women. and a certain number of the
less modern women are demanding
that engagement money be radically
educed to Il point where matrimony
viii ne easier OF accomplishment for
them
The Form0sans are polygamists.
But the modern tendency is to remain
satisfied with only one wife And it
is said that if engagement money does
not decrease soon the halit of plural
MARRIAGES will decrease too. because
vcri few men can afford to purchase
more than one wife at present high
prices.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-09-28
STARLINGS SHOW THEIR
DISPLEASURE AT WAR

Garden City, N. j., Sept. 27.-Star-
lings ought to attend the coming ar
mament limitation conference en-
masse, for they have demonstrated to
the people of Garden City that they
dislike war.
When in III the soldiers came
tramping down to Camp Mills and the
flying fields around Mineola, the birds
imported from England twenty years
before, fled. They stayed away until
Mills was abandoned and the flying
fields became less active.
Now they are back, nesting in the
spire of the Garden City cathedral
and making Hampstead Plains echo
with their chatter.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-09-28
MORE FRIENDS
LUMBER PRICES ARE ADVANCING

The builder may still get the advan-
tage of low building cost by submit
ting schedules to us and getting
direct from- mill-to- builder service
Cur long leaf yellow pine and Tide
water cypress, manufactured in best
mills, insures first quality at lowest
possible cost consistent with good
lumber-less middlemens heavy
profit.
GULF LUMBER COMPANY,
Perry. Flnrida.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-09-28
Watch Expert
JOHN |. LARSEN

JOTlN !. EAhOEN
III E. Main st. Phone SEE
Special Service to Railroad Men
Have you a SWISS watch that
others won't fix? Bring it to me
Accurate work-Reasonable price
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-09-28

We sharpel safety razor blades on
cur electric machine Electric vacuum
cleaner for rent. Hart Electric Co..
IL Il. Main st. Phi ne 526.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-09-28
LYNCHBURG MAN FREED
UNDER 'UNWRITTEN LAW

Lynchbulg, Va, Sept. 2S Icsso
l. Ford, who shot and killed W. H.
S'rothcr Friday at his homo VS. dis
charged today when he was given Il
preliminary trial before Magistrate ID.
Z. Clay OF bedford county Ford was
the only witness at the hearing and
his plea was that of self defense He
claimed he shot Srcther when the
latter was attempting to get his re
volver from his pocket. that he went
to StrothCr's house after he saw his
Wifea fncc at window in Strothcr's
house after she had been away from
hCme for three months.
Although witness to the shooting.
Mrs. Ford claimed exemption afford
ed by the law to Il wife testifying
against her husband. Ford was under
10000 bail to appear fer the trial
today. Ic returned 20 his parents
home hor2, leaving his wife at the
home tho family formerly occupied in
The country. where she had been with
her friends since the tragedy.