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Evening journal., 1921-12-10
THE EVENING JOURNAL SATURDAY DECEMBER TO- 1921
PIoruREs Ar sr. srEPHEN,s.

The services at 81. Stephens
Lutheran Church. Tatnail street
near Seventh. the Rev. Frederic
Doerr. pastor. tomorrow will be as
follows. 1890 o'clock. morning
service. topic. THE Seriousness OF
His Coming; 2.15 o'clock, Sunday
school; 7.30 o'clock, the chief fea-
ture at the evening service will be
the second foreign missionary stere-
optlcon lecture on Religious Life
in India"
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FIRST UNITARIAN CHURcH.

The Infinite Worth and Unend-
ing Growth Of Man and the Place OF
Jesus in the Human Race" will be-
the subject OF a sermon by the Rev
w. A Vrooman. in the Unitarian
Church, West street above Eighth
At the IL o'clock service Sunday
morning. Church School at 1O.4t
o'clock. Children may attend the
classes while parents attend IN,
church service.
Evening journal., 1921-12-10
TRINIrY NJ IL

Services at Trinity NJ r. Church.
Twenty-second and Church streets
the Rev. f. II. Collins. pastor. win
be as follows; $50 o'clock. class
meeting; 1910 O'Clock, preaching
service. sermon subject. GLORIOUS
Features OF the Christians Life;- Z
o'clock. Bible school; 6.45 o'clock.
Epworth League; 7So o'clock. COM
munlty praise and gospel service
sermon by the Rev. John H Beau
champ. Evangelistic services win
follow. Baraca class meeting. 7.45s
prayer meeting wednesday evening
at 7.30 o'clock. Board meeting
Thursday evening at Tao o'clock
and class meeting Friday evening
73O o'clock.
Evening journal., 1921-12-10
YOUR LAST NAME
BY DUFFEE,
Copyright 1920. The NJ cclure Newspaper Syndicate

distinguished physician, and Regi-
nald Bainbrigg living in the same
time who was a distinguished Eng
lish schoolmaster. Thomas Balm
brigg. cambridge. Bembridge was q
Protestant controversialist OF dis
tinction. Sir Philip cambridge, bor1
in 1885. said to have been descended
from an ancient family long resi-
dent Of Leicester and Derby, was O
distinguished English naval officer
having attained the rank OF lieuten-
ant-general.
Copyright. 1921. by The Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
Evening journal., 1921-12-10
MT. PLEASANT NJ. Il.

At Mt. Pleasant NJ. r. Church. on
the Philadelphia PPike. the Rev W
W. sharp. pastor, services tomorrow
will be: Preaching. 1880 and s
o'clock; morning subject. The
Fullness OF Time" evening. sell
Ones Birthright." The morning ser.
mon will be one OF a series or
Christmas. Sunday School at 9.3t
o'clock; Epworth League. 7.3C
o'clock The newly organized choii
will sing.
Evening journal., 1921-12-10
ME-. Joy NJ. 70. cHrRcH

Mt JOY NJ. Il. Church. Rev. J. W.
Bond, ID. d.. pastor. will hold ser
vices tomorrow as follows; $50 a.
m. class meeting; 1890 a. m. ser
mon by the pastor, subject. "The
Ethiopian Traveller" 2.30 .. m.
Sunday School. Mrs. Julia Fisher
superintendent; 7.3O p. m. song ser.
vice and sermon. Tuesday. 7.30 p
m. the ushers will meet. Thursday
p. m, Junior League. Mrs. Ber.
tha Evans, superintendent
Evening journal., 1921-12-10
BETHEL A. NJ. T..

At Bethel A. NJ. e. Church. sixth
and Walnut streets. the Rev c. u.
Stewart. pastor. services tomorrow
viii be; 1O.45 o'clock. sermon by
pastor; 1890 o'clock. class meeting;
o'clock. Sunday school; o'clock
preaching. The new pipe organ will
be used at these services. Special
music will be given by Bethel choir
Beginning Tuesday evening and con.
tinuing the remainder OF the weel
there will be a mock conference hel,
az this church.
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FZION NJ. IL. CHURCH

Ezion NJ. f. Church. the Rev. ].
u. King, ID. D.. pastor. will hold
services tomorrow as follows.
1880 A. NJ. sermon subject. 'The
Voice OF God"; 1890 p. NJ. class
meetings; 2.30 p. NJ. Sunday
School; c. G.. Laws. superintendent;
6.45 p. NJ. Epworth League, Mrs.
Clara Cork. president; 7.45 p. NJ.
anrmnn by the PASTOR
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MOUNT ENoN BAPTIST

At Mount Enon Baptist Church,
the Rev. A. c.. Scott. pastor, serv-
ices Sunday will be as follows: $40
o'clock. Sunday school; 1890 o'clock
covenant meeting; 3 o'clock, preach
ing by John l.. Harry. At 7.3O
communion prayer meeting Wednes-
day and Friday evenings OF each
week.
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RINfANuEL p II

At Emmanuel p. r. Church, Sew
enteenth street and Riverview ave-
nue. services will be; Holy Commun-
Ion. 7.45 o'clock: church school.
s.45 o'clock; morning prayer and
sermon, IL o'clock; evening prayer
and sermon, 7.45 o'clock.
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BREAKFAST MISSION

Religious services are being held
nightly at the Sunday Breakfast
Mission. 115-117 Shipley street. The
speaker tonight will be Richard
Kirkland. W. A. Satterfeld will
have charge tomorrow night Sun
day School at L15 p. M.
Evening journal., 1921-12-10
FIRST SWEDISH BAPTIST.

Services tomorrow at the First
Jwsdish Baptist Church. will be as
,ollows: 1O.45 o'clock. speaker
Frank Anderson; evening tservice.
7.3O O'Clock; speaker, Niles Ander-
,on; Sunday School at noon; Y. p.
-~eting at 6.45 o'clock.
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TRINITY p 10. CuUrRCU

The services on Sunday at Trinity
p. f. Church will be as follows:
Holy Communion at 73O O'Clock:
Sunday School at $50 o'clock: morn
ing prayer and sermon at II o'clock
evening prayer and sermon at 7.45
o'clock. The Rev. +. NJ. Kirkus
will preach morning and evening.
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sr. I.r-Krs R. u. CIIURCH.

St. Luke's Reformed Episcopal
Church. Monroe and Eighth streets
Rev. william Iamming. pastor. viii
hold services as follows; Church
school at 10 a. M; morning prayer
and sermon at IL a. NO.; evening
prayer and sermon at 7.30 o'clock
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WESLEYAN METHODIST.

The Rev. a. z. Wachtel, OF Jer-
sey City. president OF the Middle
Atlantic Conference. is expected to
be present and preach in the chapel
Seventh and Bennett streets, sun
day evening. other meetings on
Sunday as usual.
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UNION ANfERICAN-

Union American NJ. f. Church.
Twelfth and French streets. the Rev.
Edward S. Rice, minister; Sunday
services win be: 10.45 o'clock. ser
mon followed by Holy Communion
and class meeting; 2.SO o'clock. Sab
bath school; 8 o'clock, sermon.
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PROGRESSIVE sPIRTTUALIsTS.

The Progresslve SplritualIsts VII
hold services tomorrow evening at
>L45 p. m. at the First Progressive
splritualist Church (Pythian Castle
HaID SOC West street Mrs. Ellen
. N. Goff, licentiate; messages and lee
ture by DR.. Charles L. Cater, OF
PhiladelphIa-
Evening journal., 1921-12-10

ERE Ia another
letter " o r { h
printing as far
more interesting
than any answer
which could be
framed. II Is
from a man.
Il have en-
joyed 80 years Of
married incom-
patibility.
Meanwhile ]
have loved two
Evening journal., 1921-12-10
NEWARK Union.

At Newark Union NJ. z. Church
the Rev. W. W. Sharp. pastor there
will be preaching about $50 O'Clock
by the pastor. subject THE Con-
nuering Christ"
Evening journal., 1921-12-10
HOLLY OAK.

At Holly Oak NJ. f. Church. the
Rev. F. c. Lonhoff Jr.. pastor, SER
vices will be: Preaching. 7.3O o'clock.
by the pastor; solo by ]. Edw. Lay
ton; Sunday echool. o'clock.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
FIRST HOUSE PILGRIMS BUILT
plymouth Venerates Site of Structure
Where Settlers Modelled Civil
Form of Government.

Until they have .gazed upon the
Rock, visitors to Plymouth town de-
cine, as a rule, to see anything else.
Having performed that duty, they
usually stroll or spin up Leydep street,
which extends from q point con-
veniently near the Rock, to the foot
OF Burial hill, where the Pilgrim fort
and watch tower used to frown down
upon the Indians. Leyden street is
New England's oldest thorOughfare.
once it was called, quite aptly, First
street.
On ones way up Leyden street one
must stop to look at the site of the
first house which the Mayflower pas
sengers erected in the wilderness. In
this structure the settlers had their
fling at the purest form Of democracy.
Here, modelling their civil govern
ment upon the compact which had
been drawn up in the cabin of the
MayffOwer while she was anchored
In the harbor Of Cape Cod, they dis
cussed laws for their guidance; and
elected Myles Standish, by majority
vote, captain of the Plymouth home
guard.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
FOR JAILER

We are authorized to announce
JOS. A. SMITH, OF the Little Rock
vicinity, as a candidate for the DEM
ocratic nomination for Jailer of
Bourbon county, subject to the &C
ton Of the voters at the primary
election, in August, 1921.
We are authorized to announce
JAMES z. TAYLOR, Of Paris, as a
candidate for Jailer, subject to the
actiCn of the Democratic voters at
the primary election, August 6,
1921. He respectfully solicits your
support and influence in his candi-
dacy.
We are authorized to announce
JOHN MAHAR, Of the Millersburg
precinct, (familiarly known as John
Fcster) as a candidate for Jailer Of
Bourbon county, subject to the ac-
tion of the Democratic voters Of the
county. Mr.. Mahar respectfully
soIicits the support Of the voters
In his candidacy.
Ed Herrin, of Paris, KY, is a can
didate for Jailer of Bourbon Coun-
~, subject to the action Of the Dem.
ocratic primary.
We are authorized to announce
W. o. BUTLER, of Paris, as candi-
date for the Office of Jailer Of Bour-
bon county, subject to the action of
the voters in the primary election,
August 6, 1921. He respectfully
sOlicits your support.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
a True PHILOSOPHER.

a retired sea captain, who lived in
Orland, Me-, was inordinately fond of
his garden and very proud of it's neat
ana Well-kept appearance. One Sun
day he returned from church and
found five hogs busily engaged in
wrecking his garden-the finest in all
Orland.
Leaning on the fence, he looked long
and earnestly at the result of their
Expectations, and his wife shed a few
tears. The passing neighbors paused
to look, and many a furtive glance
went to the face Of the captain to
SET how he was taking it. At last
he heaved a deep sign and put his
hand on his wife's arm.
Never mind, Polly" he said. "You
never can lay dirt to suit hogS-
Youths Companion.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
RoR LAX COMMISSIONER

We are authorized to announce
JOE B. SMITH as a candidate for
Tax Commissioner OF Bourbon Coun-
ty, with FRANK COLLINS as Dep
uty County Tax Commissioner, sub
iect to the action Of the Democratic
party.
We are authorized to announce
JAS. H. MORELAND. Of Paris Pre-
cinct No. Q, as a candidate for Tax
Commissioner of Bourbon County
with VIRGIL TUCK" Barton, of
Millersburg, as Deputy, subject to
the action of the Democratic voters
Of Bourbon county.
We are authorized to announce
JOHN ]. REDMON, Of the North
Middletown precenict, as candl-
cate for Tax Commissioner of Bour-
bon county, with THOMAS TAUL,
Of Paris, as deputy, subject to the
action of the Democratic voters OF
Bourbon county.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
COUNTRY BOY NO FOOL

A boy sat on a rail fence inclosine q
cornfield. A city chap, passing by
said:
Your corn looks kind Of yellow,
bub.Y
yep; that's the kind we planted"
replied the bub.
1T don't look like you will get more
than a half CROP" said the city chap.
Nope; we don't, expect to; the land
lord gets the other half" retorted the
youngSter.
The stranger hesitated a moment
and then ventured:
You are not very far from a fool.
are you, my bOy?"
Nope; not more'n ten feet" said
the boy, and the city chap moved on.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Porcupine No Mean Foe.

Dogs have to be well used to the
WORK or hunting pOrcupines or they
nave no chance. A pOrcupine will stop
suddenly in full flight and as it were.
ihstantaneous!y reverse engines, and
come charging full backwards. The
pest dog ever had, bull terrier, was
Killed by this trick. He was absolute.
~ WithOutfcar and simply threw him.
Self upon the advancing avalanche Of
spikes, ana was in consequence spear.
ed right through the heart. can as
sure you hunting porcupines Is not at
all sport to be Observation-Disclosures
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
The First Curb Market.

The first congress Of the United
States, while in session in Federal
hall on Wall street, New York. in
l1SS-s9, authorized and subsequently,
issued bonds (then called stock)
amounting to so million dollars for the
purpose of discharging debts incurred
by the continental congress and, the
various colonies. This naturally led
to orders for the purchase and sale
OF these bonds being sent to New
York. These orders first came to mer.
chants, attorneys and others, but later,
as the transactions increased, some
men began tO'give special attention to
this business, becoming the first brok-
erS in America.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
KING UNHONORED AND UNSUNG
Milan Of Serbia Probably the Greatest
Profiigate of Which There Is
Record,

More than one king has died in pow
erty and some have died in disgrace.
Dut 1t remained for King Milan Of
Serbia to die without q throne, with
out a country, without a dollar and
without a friend, hated by his coun-
trymen, laughed at by all who met
MN, and despised by his own son
and wife. He was born in 1854, and
IN 1868 we find him in Paris, a blase
roue of fourteen, who got drunk,
smoked cigars, associated with
gamblers, street women and thieves,
and already an avowed atheist and
natter Of virtue and decency. The
death of his second cousin, Michael
~, put him on the throne. He mar
ried a beautiful girl of sixteen, who
loved him and who bore him son.
All vent well until she caught
him making love to a middle-aged
Austrian spy woman in a royal for
est. After that he barred the cloven
hOOf, chOked and insulted the queen,
mated his son and began a career of
drunkenness and wickedness that
disgusted his subjects. He was
forced to abdicate, and although
later his son, then king, brought
him back as commander in chief of
The Serbian army, he returned this
favor by attempting to kill his own
child. He was ordered out of the
country, and ended up as q hanger
on of low saloons and dives in Wen
ne, scorned even by the walters and
coarse women that frequented the
places.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Coal Bad CARGO for Sims

Coal is a bad cargo for ships, for
soft coal heats if stacked deep, and
frequently is fired by spontaneous
combustion. In the open you can
stack coal 20 feet deep without fear
OF its firing, but under cover not more
than 10 or 16 feet.
The proof of this statement is
shown by the fact that fires in cargoes
OF 5OO-l,OOO tons of coal are only 1 per
cent, while in cargoes over 1000 they
are actually nine times as numerous.
When large cargOes are stored for
long voyages, it is usual to bed iron
pipes deep in the holds so as to be able
TO notice any dangerous rise of tenn
perature.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
ssCold I'm the Head''

IS an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh.
THOSE subject to frequent colds in the
head will find that the use of HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will build up the
system, cleanse the Blood and render
them less liable to colds. Repeated At
Jacks OF Acute Catarrh may lead to
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is
taken internally and acts through The
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Svs-
tenn, thus reducing the Inflammation and
restoring normal conditions.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
+. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo. Ohio.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
"Diamond Dyes"
No Risk Then!
Don't Spoil or Streak Material
in Dyes that Fade or Run

Each package of Diamond Dyes
contains directions Sc simple tha,
any woman can diamond-dye a new,
rich, fadeless color into worn, shabby
garments, draperies, coverings,
wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed
goods.
Buy Diamond Dyes"-no other
kind--then perfect results are guar
anteed even if you have never dyed
before. Druggist has color cards.
(adv-I)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
FOR POLICE JUDGE

We are authorized to announce
THEODORE p. NIX, of Paris, rs a
candidate for Police Judge of the
City Of Paris, subject to the action
OF the voters at the primary cleo
lion on August 6, 1921.
We are authorized to announce
ROBERT s PORTER, of Paris, as :
candidate for Police Judge of the
City Of Paris, subject to the action
OF the voters in the primary cleo
lion on August 8. 1921.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Standardization.

What Crimson Gulch ought to do"
remarked Cactus Joe, lis to send east
and get good singin' teacher
"You boys surely have enough to in
terest you without music"
"TOo much. There's no use of askin'
men not to use their voices. Nobody
can make an observation ON any SUBJ
jeet of general interest without startin'
a quarrel. What we need is to have
sonaethin' on hand that's cut an dried
an set to mesic.'
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25

FOR COUNTY CLERK

We are authorized tc announce
PEARCE PATTON as a candidate for
clerk of the Bourbon County Court,
Subject to the Democratic primary
election, to be held on Saturday,
August 6, 1921.
We are authorized to announce J
b. CAYWOOD as candidate for
Clerk of the Bourbon County Court,
subject TO the action of the Demo-
cratic primary election, to be held
en Saturday, August 6, 1921.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
FOR SHERIFF.

] hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the Democratic NOM
tnation for Sheriff. Of Bourbon
County at the Primary Election in
August, 1921. When elected
Sheriff my Deputies will be Bob"
Gilkey and Doug" Thomas, Sr.
PEALE COLLIER.
r. ED BEDFORD, candidate for
Sheriff Of Bourbon County, respect
fully solicits your support and in
fiuence.
David z. Clark and w. Fred Link,
Deputies.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Tidinos to Be Snread

Mrs. Jibway told me Mr.. Jibway's
salary has been increased $4,000 a
year." said Mrs. Dubwaite.
well, my dear?" replied Mr.. Dub
waite.
But she told me in the strictest
confidence. Would it be wrong for
me to tell all the neighborsY'
IF you don't she will never forgive
YOU"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
A WaVerino Faith.

"YOu still have faith in the wisdom
of the plain people"
81 have.2 replied Senator Sorghum,
''but must admit my faith wavered
little when the returns looked as if the
plain people had decided to put an
other man in my place."
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Catch Ii There Ton

would you call Blithersby stupid?"
swell, he has a limited amount of
intelligence."'
YES"
HE can trace the decline in the
popularity Of mince pie to the eight
zenith amendment"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Feminine Unconcern.

Did the lady say anything when
she backed her motorcar through your
plate glass Window" asked the inves-
tigating policeman.
"She certainly did," said the mer-
chant.
"What was it?"
"She said, oh, dear, I'll be late at
the beauty parlorr''
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25

We are authorized to announce
JAMES NJ. CALDWELL, Of Bourbon
county, as Il candidate for Represer-
tatiVe from Bourbon county, in the
Lower House of tine Kentucky Legis-
tature, subject to the action If the
voters Of the county in the primary
election to be held on August 6.
1921.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
FOR STATE SENATOR

We are authorized to announce
HENRY S. CAYWOOD, of North
MlddIetoWn, lis a candidate for the
office of State Senator from the
Twenty eighth Senatorial District.
comprising the counties of Bourbon.
Clark and Montgomery, subject to
the action Of the Democrats at tkg
polls.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Accounting for SIowness.

Mother (severely)-Mabel, do you
see the hOur-past midnight
Daughter-I know it's late, mother,
but you see, Jacks auto turned turtle.
MOther-Well, and did you ride
home on the back of the turtle?
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
FOR REPRESENTATIVES

We are authorized to announce
JAMES II. THOMPSON, of Paris, as
candidate for reelection as Rep
sentative from Bourbon County in
the Lower House of the Kentucky
Legislature, subject to the action OF
the voters o. the county at the pri-
mary election, August 6, 1921.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Quick TjYne.'

"What is the name of that beautiful
summer girl have been going around
with?"
Il thought you were engaged to
her." said the hotel clerk.
Il am. That is why i wish to know
her name"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Uninviting Prospect.

"Why did you refuse RichardT
"He began talking about two living
as cheaply as one. When / get mar
ried 1 expect to make the money fly"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
FOR DEPUTY TAX COMMITS
SIONER.

Ben Woodford, Jr., will make the
race for Deputy in connection with
Walter Clark as Tax Commissioner
In Bourbon County, subject to the
action of the Democratic party.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Desirable Canned Goods
Sold Regardless of Cost
feb25-4t-F)

In order to get the room to enlarge
my tea room, 1 will sell out my
| stock of groceries and canned goods
regardless of cost. Come in and get
your groceries at wholesale prices
while they last.
Here are few of the many bar
gains am Offering.
Small cans Standard California
peaches, in syrup, 20 cents.
Small cans California Aprico:s III
syrup. 20 cents.
Large cans Standard California
peaches, in syrup. IS cents.
Large cans fancy California
peaches, in syrup. 80 cents.
Large cans fancy California April
cots, in syrup, 40 cents.
Small cans grated pineapple, Is
cents.
No 2 fancy tomatoes. 2 cans for-
Is cents.
No. 2 fancy tomatoes. 2 cans for
Is cents.
No. 2 standard pears. IS cents.
All canned soups 10 cents.
Pota toes. per peck. as cents.
All other goods in proportion.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Poor Old padI

And it has Just about gotten so in
this country that when father refers
TO himself as the head of the house II
starts a laugh.-Galveston News
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
RuinouS.

Madge-GOssip doesn't pay.
Marjorie-Im beginning to agree
with you. my dear. The last secret 1
heard cost me more than 50 for extra
telephone tolls.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
TWO sides 20 a Story.

Wright-You know there are two
sides to every story.
Penman-I know it. The editor
may accept II or lac may decline It
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
''CASCARETS"
SICK OR BILIOUS

Tonight sure! Let pleasant.
harmless Casearet work while YOU
sleep and have your liver active.
head clear, stomach sweet and bow
els moving regular by morning. No
gripping or inconvenience. 10, 25
oi so cent boxes Children love this
candy cathartIc, too. (ady)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
'lILD-'6loI0Os

'lILD-'6l9I0os
10 spoon oql pue Gl!!Ge o. SuIpLcoog
IoQlo 9ql % SupnqInuco pug QUO Gun
Su!pIEnqdn tuoIJ somoo qloq o. luSIH
'AoLls7p pInOM 9Q suopIpuoo moI1
Al!iadsoLd 10 1CafoL pInoM 9g sMuI
WoIJ uoIlooloLd uIuIo ueo uum ON
'Q3ndI 1osL3sqV
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Same View as Our Own

Housewife-Why did you leave your
last place? Wasn't your work con-
genial?
HobO-Lady, no work Is congenial.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25

AN UNAcCOMMODAT PARENT
"Why is Willie crying so?"
ale lost part of his engine and
now he's yelling because won't let
him have my false teeth for cow.
catcher"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
THESE GIRLS

"Reggy did you pick out this pres
ent for me yourself?"
"No, got Vera Jones to help me
select It"
"Ah, that explains matters. That
air! hates me-"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
The Law of Conversation.

My son, beware the cares that lurk
In dishonest furry.
A CRATER doesn't do much work.
But how he has to worry!
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-25
Siangy.

I'd like to give
The man a crack,
Who speaks Of coin,
But calls it Jack"