The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-11-17
ARE YOU TRYING TO PLATTER THE
CENT?. AN2

MDear Mac: Will you please convey to
the gentleman who took my name in vain that
IL he is considering dropping in some after
noon at the Smithsonian Institute for purposes
of apology, he no doubt will be warmly vel
coined by those in charge, I've always heard
that they were on the constant lookout for
rare specimens and antique fossils and the
gentleman would also doubtless find most con-
genial company. l haven't been informed vet
as to WHY he used my name. Perhaps he
knows not what name to take for himself
yes? no? I would make a suggestion-ah
perhaps "Touchstone' would be appropriate
Such learned man as he seems to be will
doubtless be aware of the derivative of this
P s: If you will only guarantee that same
VIII be printed Mac. l can guarantee that I
will have the last word in this little tilt OF
course you know why. BY the way, the Col
yum is getting to be a regular dueIing ground
or mayhap the "old stamping ground"
Now to more pleasant thoughts I enioyed
the play very much The GOV way in when
you swlshed your cute little hands around
was quite charming. and your perturbation of
a "hlck' freshman was quite all that was to
be desired, your lean. lank form lending itself
with peculiarly natural artistry to the nor
trayal of your role. Honest I'm not strfnFinp
you; 1t WAS good. And if I didn't think so
wouldn't say anything at all, at all
Z AM girl "a years old and very bold
legged. Can anything be done for me?@ plain
lively inquiries Mrs. C. B. of Old Doc BRADY
And Rory comes to life again to ask for a
dehnluon-or an illustration-Of bold legs
Well, most legs are bold legs they must be.
to come out in the open as they do
Probably Rory understood in the first nlace
Judging from what he told us Yesterday
afternoon" said he, Il saw a flapper wearing
a pair of wool ones and she had EN- rolled
down" -00O
Now that might be called the leg y, I.ro,,
or leg o mutton style, depending on the mi,
chritude OF the lapper CNote to all retail |
clothlers: Wool is coming downD
~My Dear. SUCH Jam!-
[From the Davenport Tines
Nearly six were present last evening
at a meeting Of the Young PeoDle,s sn
ciety Of the Evangelical Church of Peace |
HAS this colyum established dangorors
precedent? 1t would seem so: for vester-
day afternoon young Sam Ryerson. of whom
we we are quitG !ond called to request a bit of
colyum publicity anent two one-act nIavs ~
be given by the Mask and Dagger cI,b ~
the high school auditorium FRIDAY eyanjrn
So' 10 Inc pIayiets' he insisted upon telling
US are me wonder Hat and 'The E1orist
ohpo 1t was with considerable regret +hat
we told him we feared we should vio1sta 49,
etnlcs OF something or other if his request vers
granted, because as We said before rro ia
Sam and nothing would please us mo- t Inc
10 see q record-breaking ATTENDANCE "a - |
he is press-agenting '
NAMES. AND MORE NAMES Fop rr,p,
BRIGHTLY BEAMING LITTLE -11
KENDALL.
Dear Mac: Tell o. D. X that We ,-o 80
PROFESSIONAL manners. However sucb on ~
'eaI and SUCH an appealer p
l. AlIayne - ms if preferred)
2 Marcia Ruth. L
3. Lesley YOlande II
4. Marjorie Ruth (aiut II nret,1 Il
=. Geraldine Emile 1
b. Ollvla parlyn (that would be n n T.
Inen he might use Marguerite and Ill n n
& Nh MERRY MAGGIE. !
red RosaIe. Surely. o. D. K. Won rar III
NJ. NJ $
IN other Words wrote our ed+,o-io1 -, q
saeue l otner day the United States doas ~
FoPose 10 IN any way imperil its position "o t
we trust, If Uncle Sam does nronoso t
nperll hlmsef, he will do it in othar 49, ~ b
The gentleman who runs a coI,ur, j.; .L n
Des MONIES Register claims Cas reiavad b. nc T s
- tIdt II rs the longest heavier-tban-.ir / C
since when did gas become heavier .,,,
YESTERDAY we wrote a straara- Il
re uaaI, mad the telegraph ed possessed c'st n
nougn 10 print it, would have gone r;n.ina v
o"n the corridors OF time-or sometbins Tt Y
as intenoed to top the Chinese nninist,-. n
announcements. Thus: iA'i'S'er =
ABOLISH SFIPE,r