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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12
Ma zarnku vojetinskerrl.
NapsaI Jan hober.
ornament
NapsaI Jan kober.

harl0Va 0tce.
"Mrtev, opravdu mrtev!' "a
vzlykal Karel, klesaje ma III
dli. Zakryl 81 oblicej rukama a
dlouho tax sed6l V bolestnych
myslenkach.
Teprve, kdyz sc Karel vzpa
matoval a pre6etl 81 dmrtni O.
znamenI o SVEN otci, pristoupil
k nemu op6t advokat, rka;
Pane rytiri, vas pan otec o.
DIESEL ma vecnost Sc vzpomin-
kou ma vas. Snifil Sc $ vami V
duchu skutkem, o tom poda-
va dukaz nasledujici dodatek
V jeho zaveti,"
Advokat otevrel opis zav6ti
a cetl:
"Svemu synu karioVi odpou-
Stim a modlim Sc, ably no Buh
chranil at dli kdekol. Dou-
fam peyne, ze Sc vrati ziV do
vlaSti, Odkazuii mu nakladni-
cky svuj dunn II bileho beran-
ka' ma MellSim mest6 praz-
Skem, els. 375.s Ma dome tom
neyaznou zadne dljrhy. K6z by
syn muj karel nasel Stesti pod
strechou tohoto stareho domu
krekuloySkeho !"
TAX Zn6l dovetek zaveti.
Karel ma vysost dojat, slzel.
Spadl mu tezky kamen Sc srd-
ce! Otec nezemrel V hn6vu,
smlill sc MIN
AdVokat vykladal dale, ze
goud ustanovil HARLOW kura-
tora, jenz spravuje dunn ma IL
Get Karluv. Je nyni tfeba, ably
Karel kuratora vyhledal a
predIozil mu prukazne listing.
Karel neposlouchal valne
adyokata, zabyvaje Sc V my
Slenkach stale ieSt6 otcem.
Jak byl by st asten, kdyby ,
otec iest6 zill Jake by to bylo |
smifeni, kdyby dnes Karel |
pred nei predstoupil a slozil
mu litty re sv6ho vyhnanstvi,
re sveho sibiiskcho ziv0ta,
"Puidu alespon ma ieho
hrob! Hned poledu III Voje-l /
TIM rozhodI KareI, tazaje sc
advokata:
"A coz, pane doktore, ma
Voietine? Jak smySli mne
bratr mui Petr?"
Advokat odpoved6l ponekud
rozpacite:
Vas pan hratr neiibe nesl,
ze pan otec pripoiil k posled-
nj vuIi dodatek. Branil mu V
tom, dokonce mu priponinaje
domnely nevdek vas.
"Ucinim tedy neilepe, kdyz
prozatim ieSte nebudu Petra
obtezovati, !" rekl Karel. "Zaje
du ma Voietin, az zvim, &c tam
Petr nemeska.
Karel poslechnuv rady advo
katovy, uial Sc hned vlastni-
ctvl "bileho beranka." Hnal
dobre velikY ten dun Y histo-
rickem zakouti Male Strany. O
tee ieho zridil prynim poscho
di byt, nemz sc ubytoVali
vzdycky, kdykoli piiieli do
Prahy. A to byyalo caste.
karel vstupoyal do pokoju
SC zatajonym dechem. VSecko
stalo ma SVEN miste tax jake V
dobach jeho dGtstvi. Tytez tez-
he koberce, tentyz starodaVny
vzacny nabytek, tytez obrazy.
Jenom V lozniei byla zmena.
Mad luzkem hyly zar e5eny diva
obrazy. Pohled ma Noietin po
dobizna karlova otce. A ma ST.
rokych zlaeenych ramech pfi-
pevneny byly kovove desticky
s vyrytym hapisem:
"SYemu synu Karlovi na pa
matku."
A vedle napisu datum Ne
kolik mesicu pred syou smrtl
ucinil otec karluv toto venoYa-
nj.
Name poklekl Karel pred O.
bray dojat a rozradostn6n "a
,.,ynn .IakV tO SlVplV dlkaZ.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

fRIJMOU Sc diva zehlici ma
dodelavani muzskych kabatll.
Haste Sc Il John Bartunek,
1907 JeWett. 5-13
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

PRODA Sc farma 0 1861 "a
krech u Twinsburg, O., II mil
cd Clevelandu, IL mile cd A
kron-CleVeland Main Rd., vSe-
chino farmafske zarizeni, ovoc-
ny sad o 500 stromech nos
nych, TOO stromu javorovych,
stroje, 2 sila, bane, elektricke
sv6tlo, auLomaticky vodni sy-
stem, fernes, praci stroj, As
krav a jinG zarizeni. Ia mleko
Sc trzi We Ii dnech $500. Po-
'zemky vyhnojene. Cena levna.
Haste Sc Il j. Ii. Rabich, Ma
cedona Rd., w. Twinsburg, O.,
Summit Co. 5-17
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

h''' VI Y oVAuuSl TOdlnnem pO
zde do vecera. Bylo mu tax
jako by V pokojich tech dlel
$ MIN otec i matka.
Prvni navsteyou Karlovol
"a bileho beranka' zavfela s.
rodlnna kapitola Karlovy zivot
M historic. Zde jako by by
slozil svym rodicum ucty 2 do.
savadniho zivota. Zde wal oC
Mich rozhfeseni, odtud odnasel
81 odpusteni "a vsecky sve. po.
klesky minute.
Rodinna minulost Sc tn zavre
la a Karel vychazeje cd "bile-
no beranka' spradal 81 plahy,
jak zacne nyni v Cechach no.
w zivot
Nemel y Praze nikoho, S
kym by sl mohl promluviti 0
budoucnosti. Ma jedineho zna-
meho 81 wax prece vzpomnel,
jejz by mel navstiviti a ohlasi-
ii Sc, ze Sc vratil re Sibire.
Byl to nhS slavny cestovatel,
o nemz cetl ted V novinach,
jak lezdi no Cechach a predna
81 o svych testach dobrodruz
stvich.
Postal nejprve cestovateli IL
sick dota1em, smi-li jej ma
vStiviti,
Misto pisemnc odpovedi OBJ
jeVil Sc V hotelu, kde byl Karel
jeste ubytovan, cestovatel sam.
Cestovatel objal Karla jako
piitele. Vypravel, ze re svych
cest neodnesl 81 TAX skv6lych
vzpominek ma zadneho jineho
IVY jste opraVdu cinil cest
nasemu jm6nu V cizine,' licho-
til cestovateI. "Sinim Sc vsak
ptati, jake cinnosti Sc venuje-
-e donna, We vlasti? CT snad
odjedete znova do ciziny?"
"Neodiedul Zustanu jiz tr-l
yale zde. Haridim 81 malostran-
Ky dunn po otci, usporadam VI
}em sre sibif5ke Sbirky a pax
nam zylaStni plan Chef pro-
,p1ti narodu vseni svymi sila-
nj. Budu obhajcem vSech uti-
koyanych Cechu, ySech tech, /,
imz Sc dele krivda, kteri trpi |
levinne. Muj dun bude stale
'teVfen takovym, ktefi pro svo-
i spraVedliyou vec nemohou
G nikde dovoIati pomoci. Po-
pyt Y cizinG zbavil mne vSech |
1fedsudku rodovych, spolecen-
ikych i socialnich. Podam ruku
)omocnou tenn, jichz Sc nase |
'pole6nost Stiti Abych vam pri
<ladem naznacil. oc sc jedna +: |
3udu pracovat sloVem pismem
Droti cesk6mu otrokafstvi, iez
Isem seznal ma Sibiri, Vystou-
oim proti obchodu eeskymi Diet
mi. Zjednal jsem 81 dost zku-
;enostl o zivote Cechu Y cizine.
TEN chci byti dobrovonym a
ncziStnym adyokatem a zvlaSte
chci pecovati 0 jeiich navrat
do Vlasti. A pax jsou TIA ieSteI
tesko menSlny. Po2nal isem
itch vyznam ma jizni Morave
ga neblaheho Sveho hoSpoda-
feni tam, poznal jsem, jak vel
ky proud ceske klVe plyne a.
trait se.ve Vidni - nuze, po-
staVim Sc take do sluzeb ma
5ich menSin. OStatne muj dunn
bude oteVfen ySemu krasnemu
a dobremu, co neSe >ceske jme-
10. Iajimam Sc 0 Geske umeni,
0 pisennictyi, chci 81 vSimati
ale chudych Vedec-
k%ch pracoVniku. Vidite, re
mann velikc plany. Dix sve cin-
noSti ma Sibiri a dix odkazu
sveho otce mann sluSny rocni
pfijem, jenz mi umozni praco-
vati neziStn6 pro narod, bez
ma odmenu.'
Karel Vykladal zanlcene sve
plany.
Cestovatel ysak podotkl zdr-
zellVe, nechteje patrne Vyslo-
Viii cyn ypfp9ni zoaIa a ptpxyTp
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

dunn o 5ti pokojich, plyn,
garage, fernes, elektrika Sc
vymenl "a farmu aneb ia dunn
dvourodinny. Blizsi sc sdeli v
els. 1896 Crennell Ave. 5-12
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

VYPRODAM RUNE hudeb-
ri nastroje "a tovarni cenu.
jako clarinety, cornety, from
bony, baritony, bassy a jin6.
Tez vykladni skrin6. Priid'te
hned, dokud je vyber. Haste
Sc u V. Sistek, 4248 Broadway.
q
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

IA PRfCINOU odjezdu pro
dam dvourodinny dunn, moder-
ne zafizeny o 5ti pokojich S
koupelnou dole, 0 ctyfech svet
nicich S koupelnou nahore.
Haste se~v els. 1915 Sackett
Ave. 5. w. 5-16
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

PRIJMOU Sc diva pani ma
byt, ktefi by 81 chteli sami va
tit. Plyn, elektrika, zvlaStni
vchod, koupelna IL pouziti.
Jen radni necht' Sc hlasi v els.
16l7 Lester Ave. 5-13
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

PRONAJME Sc obchodni
mistnost, hodici Sc pro jakyko-
Ii obthod. Haste Sc V els. 1872
E. 131 St. :?
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12
PRONAJlME Sc:

PRONAJME Sc s pokoju
nahofe. Elektrika, horka voda,
a jine zarizeni. Haste
Sc u j. Dlouhy, 5084 Pershing
Ave-, blize Broadway.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12
PRIME Sc:

PRIME Sc Jieden neb diva
PAM ma byt beze stravy II bez-
detne rodiny, blize Brookside
Parku. Haste sc u j. Wikler,
3o12 W. AZ. Pl. SID
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

PRODAJI Sc diva Lofty V
Corlett, blize skoly a vych. 1870
I'll. a Union. Zavolejte tel.
Broadway 1473 w. 5-14
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12
PRONAJMOU Sc diva naby

KEN opatfene pokoje pro dve
osoby- Haste Sc v els. 2507
Colburn Ave. Y South Brooklyn
5-16
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

PRODA Sc novy dun, bum
galow, 6 po5oju a koupelna,
aneb Sc vym}ni ga lot. Pricina
prodeje odjezd ma farmu. Hla
ste Sc v els. 127O9 Lenacrave
Ave. v Corlett. 5-12
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

proda IA pricinou odjezdu do,
Czech, ktere jsem koupil O va
nocich a stale $3.50, dam no "a
$3.50. Haste Sc v els. 1858 Full
ton Rd. Tel. Lorain 81 r. I?
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-11-08
NOTICE OF SPECIAL
TAX

Notice is hereby given that a
special tax for the purpose of paying
for improvements in Sewer District
No. Z, has been levied and confirmed
by ordinance by the Board Of City
Commissioners passed the LIST day OF
November, 1921.
Said Special tax is levied upon the
following described real property in
Logan City, to-wit:
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-11-08

CONTINUED on following DaSo'
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-11-08

DESCRIPTION OF PROPERTY
OWNER ASSESSMENT
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

over two thousand dollars worth Of
good game roosters from Col. Hester
were interesting takers and gave the
latest news from the republic which
has been in the public eye so long.
They bring the news that Villa has
settled down on a government grant
ed estate and is engaged in the pur-
suits of peace. They tell also that he
is a member of the Baptist church
along with Lloyd George, Harding,
Coolidge, Uncle Jim and the other big
men. All of which brings to mind the
old story of Hon. Josh Ashley, told
during mis- first year in the legislature.
Mr.. Ashley was speaking at length on
the good qualities of Anderson county,
when some miserable "anti" from
Charleston asked, "Mr. Ashley what
is the altitude Of Anderson ?" to which
Mr.. Ashley replied with a wave Of his
arms, Baptist, way yander. Able
willie Press and Banner.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28
MEMBERSHIP DOUBLED
American Legion Made Rapid Growth
Last Year.

Last 7 ear.
The American Legion entered the
year 1921 with twice rs many mem
bers and 3,i17 more posts than it had
January /, 1920, according to official
records al National Headquarters in
indianapolis, Ind. In even greater
ratio was the gain Of the Woman'S
Auxiliary, which started the year with
fifty units and 5000 members and
finished With 1905 units and q total
of approximately 100000 members.
The unusual increase in Legion
posts was characteristic Of every state
department and likewise in the over
seas departments where there is ap-
parently small chance for expansion.
New posts were formed in the follow
ing foreign countries: Argentine Re-
public, /; Belgium. /; Chile, l: China.
/: Guatemala. !: Japan, =; Poland, ,;
Samoa, /; Santo Domingo, /; and
Peru /.
Prospects for further growth Of
both organizations are bright in that
membership campaigns started with
the New Year in many states. The
six leading legion departments, in re-
gard 10 membership are, New York,
Illinois, Pennsylvania, Iowa, Ohio and
Minnesota. Tl!is list Of Auxiliary
units is headed by massachusetts. fol-
lowed by Minnesota, Illinois, and New
York.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28
STILL ABOVE 1918
Salaries of Textile Workers Still
Above 1918.

Salaries of Textile Workers Still
Above 1918.
\ department Of labor table pub
lished in Washington. Thursday. said
that if the maximum wage cut uf
22 1-2 per cent. so far reported from
any cotton mill were applied Gcnc"-
ally in the industry Of 19.U scales, ii
would leave an hourly wage 2.22J times
as high as prevailed in 1913 or Ii
times as high as i'm 1918.
The 19"O figures. the table showed.
were So times rs high as in 1907, 81
times as high as 1913 and is us high
rs in 1918. At the same time the
average full time week for male frame
spinnrrs in 1920 wus 50.7 hours as
compared TO 59.i in 1907 and 5G.9 in
1873 and for female frame spinncr:.
51.S hours in 1920 us compared To Clio
in 1907 and SIS III 1918.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28
AFRICAN REBEL CRUSHED.
Eleven British AeropIanes Used It
Clean Up Mad Mu!ah's Forces.

Eleven British AeropIanes Used to
Clean Up Mad Mullah's Forces.
Complete destruction of the power of
Mad Mullah," native ruler Of Comali-
land, Africa, and for thirty-four years
a problem to British authorities, was
accomplished within three weeks time
by less than 200 airmen and eleven
fighting planes, according to official re-
port or the operation, just received in
Washington. Bombed out Of their
strongholds, the natives were pursued
and all the leaders except AIullah cap
tured or killed, the report stated.
The air expedition was sent out in
1919, but details were kept secret. 1t
was the last Of many punitive forces
sent to Somaliland, where continued
uprislngs have involved the British in
military operations at frequent inter-
walls since 1885.
The situation was SO serious in 1919,
the report stated, that some military
action was necessary, but the govern
ment hesitated because Of the cost, es-
timated at s25,OOO,OOO, of dispatching
5000 troops to re-cstablsh order. In
the emergency, the air force was called
upon and 80 officers and 164 men in ad-
dition to the medical detachment set
out.
An advance party, masqucrading as
engineers in search Of oil wells, landed
and set up base. Then the machines
appeared and for q week Mad NTullah's
stronghold in the interior was bombed
and shot up while the native camel
corps cooperatcd, holding a line about
the scene. The Mullah finally broke
through this line. heading south, and
the planes pursued for two weeks more
bombing and shooting up the fleeing
natives, scattering their stock and
utterly destroying the power Of the
rebel leader Thus the empire for the
first time in thirty four years WAS left
in peaceful possession of the country.
Two casualties in the camel corps
were the only British losses.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28
you are supposed to love everybody and
ererybody's wife, but it seems it can't
be DONE"

you are supposed to love everybody and
ererybodys wife, but it seems it can't
be donc.'
"Front Porches."
"President- elect Harding and I seem
strongly inclined toward front porcnes.
Mr.. Harding got away with 1t IN grea;
style, but before I operate further l
guess I'll have to again visit police
headquarters, this time to ask for a
front porch permit" This sally was
greeted with prolonged laughter and
applause.
Dr. Ridley clirnaxed his remarks with
an appeal in behalf of "the little church
around the corner which we hope to
consecrate to the service of God with
in the next six weeks.
II hope you people who came to hear
me this morning and again tonight are
with me, behind me and have conf
dence in me-" he said. Il am not go
ing to ask your approval, but if you
are interested in me. do ask that you
help us finish the new church building
we have begun
There was rattle Of silver and pass
ing Of currency for several minutes, and
the hand of DR.. Ridley was grasped by
hundreds as the crowd passed out. The
pastor smiled a radiant smile and de-
clared he was very happy In the
knowledge that he had the confidence
of the people of Atlanta, and partlcu-
larly Of my own little congregation"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28
SHERER & QUINN
REAL ESTATE AGENCY
FOR SALE


Tract of ~ Acres-All cleared, with,
flve-room house. about one mile west
of Kings Mountain Chapel.
Tract Of 142 Acres-Two miles Of
Clover Has first class neatly paint
ed eight-room house, with good barn
and outbuildings; also we'll finished
four-room house with outbui ildings.
Entire place is good level land with
practically no waste. win sell as a
whole or divide so as to leave settle
ment developments on either tract.
: New four-room house-Neaf York
vile Graded chool.
Six-room house-On South Con-
gress Street Or. D. .Dorsett property.
Lot 1876 feet front and 800 feet deep.
48 Acres-Of land near New Zion
church. VIII sell cheap.
D. M. Parrot tract-Of 15S acres, on
the York Clover road, within IL
miles of Glover. Offered as whole or
in two tracts.
Good nirc room house-with water
and sewerage. Lot about 60X3Oo.
Wright avenue. House and lot will be
sold for less than the present cost Of
building the house.
Thirty five and three quarter acres
on York and Glover road, near Filbert.
Six room house. Farm produced
fourteen bales Of cotton last year.
Residence Phone III and
G. F. SHERER, Real Estate
Office Phone "a.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28
Punches Former Captain.-Samue

Berman Of New York. Il travelling
salesman called upon his captain. Il.
Il. Fink. in Norfolk. VA. recently. In
stead Of Il handshHke. Bcrman gave
Fink blow with his fist that knock
cd him Ia tho street. according Ia pn-
lice. When Bcrman w:ls arraiSnod in
court on Il charge Of fighting, he told
the judge that Ec had cvcncd up the
score uf His army experiences. lie
said Fink ont uf spite had given him
extra details and had compelled him
to do disaGr""Ibic tasks. icrnnhn.
who weighs $50 pounds. said he had
studied boxing TWO years before meet
ing Fink, who weighs .1n pounds. lie
was fined $10.-American Legion
Weekly.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

| have not the figures for l9l9 or
1920 vet. India in 1918 planted ~
497 900 acres of land and gathered -
$4,000 bales. The yield is small per
acre and the fiber SO course ana short
that it does not compete with our SPIN
able grades of cotton. Egypt produces
Il very high grade of long-stapic co'-
ion. and i'm 1918 on 100000 acres pro-
duced 900 600 bales, being Il hcttcr
average than any state in the United
States made.
The Chairman. The time of the gen.
tlcman has expired.
Mr, stevenson. ask unanimous con-
sent TO revise and extend my remarks
The Chairman. The gentleman from
South Carolina asks unanimous con-
scnt to rcvise and extend his remarks.
Is there any objection? CATER rausc'1
Tho Chair hears mono.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Painless Prize Fighting.-There are
still conflicting reports as to the scene
Of the Carpenter Dempsey fight. 1t is
now suggested that the match should
be settled by cable, each champion re-
manning in his native city and tele-
graphing his punches.-The Passing
Show. London).
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

His Loss.-"This 'ere is the siowest
durn' town in seven states!" grumbled
Uncle Timrod Totter. "Why, dod-ram
it, here I am only eighty-three years
old, and if I'd a-lived in a lively, git
up-and-git place where things went
with rush might just as we'll have
been hundred and ten right now!"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Ring Repartee.-"Ah shuah does
pity you" said colored pugilist to
his opponent as they squared off. "Ah
was bohn with boXin- gloves on
maybe you was" retorted the
other; "and All reckon youse goin'
to die de sane way."-Boston Trans
cript.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28
9lumuraus department.

Hope for Spinsters.-"Since Miss
Peavy Potter has her six-cylinder
roadster she speeds so that she keeps
all the motor cops. busy
How ridiculous! Why does she do
it?"
"She says it's so exciting to be
chased by man."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Wrong sigma farmer hitched his
team to a telephone-pole.
Here" exclaimed policeman, you
can't hitch there!"
Cant hitch!" shouted the irate
farmer. "Well, why does the sign say,
Fine for Hitching ?'-The Catholic
News.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Slight Correction.-"No, sir," cried
the irate parent, my daughter can
never be yours"
II don't want her to be my
daughter" interrupted the young man.
Il want her to be my wife."-Edln-
burg Scotsman.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Psycholosy.--Profes put
the number seven on the board. What
number Immediately comes into your
mind?'
Class (in unison) n)--"Elcven!"-
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Too Late.-"I don't like these photos
at ALL" he said, Il look like an ape
The photographer favored him with
q glance Of lofty disdain.
You should have thought of that
before you had them taken," was his
reply as he turned back to work.
American News Trade Journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

THAT the seven Russian orphans
whom he brought home to Anderson
grow up as 'true South Carolinians'
and that the girls among them be
educated at Anderson College is the
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Nashville Raps chicaso.-Chicago go
Judge-"So you murdered your whole
family, eh? Thirty days"
Prisoner-"Don't be so hard on ME,
your honor. 1t was just small fam
ily."-Nashville Tennessoan.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

ogicaI.-Profcssor in Ag-
ronomy to Phil Weinburg.-"Namc
three articles containing starch
Two cuffs and d cullar."-The Lom-
bard Review.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Patience Observation-Disclosures a
story in this paper Of a woman that
used u telephone for the first time in
cighty-thrce years"
''Shc must be on a party line
NotrC Dame Juggler.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

The Trouble.-"Nopc I can't work
for you no longer at the old wages"
said Farmer Fairs hired man. THE
price Of the necessities of life is too
high. Sill: shirts has riz agin."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Old Habit.-"I wonder if men have
always complained about the food their
wives served them," said Mrs. Peasley.
II guess so," sighed Mrs. Bumpus.
"You remember it started with Adam" "
The Watchman Examiner, (New
York;.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Quite NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. dia-
mond? Great Scott! 1t seems to me
that You would be satisfied with the
jewels you already have"
II am. That's why want some
more Of the same kind"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Plain Traeedy-"Ary bad memory
has-caused me n terrible loss today"
Too bad! How so?"
"Why, some one promised to lend
me ten spot today, and I've forgot
ten who it wast"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Almost ue.-Father-"Helen, isn't
it about time you were entertaining
the prospect OF matrimony?'
Daughtcr-"Not quite, pa. He doesn't
call until eight o'clock. The Arklight.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Another Use for 'Ern.--Want white
man to milk and run Ford car; one
mile south ui Fifteenth on Lewis.
Dclviu.-.Ad in Tulsa World.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Looking AheaG. knows
how Sharp made his money ...
That's probably why he wears that
worried look. New Haven Register.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Worldly Wisdom.-"Frankly, now, il
you had to choose between me and Il
million, what would you do?" she purr-
cd.
I'D take tho million. Then you
would br easy
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28
= Friday, January %. 1921.

plan for the children that Racr Admiral
Newton A.. McCully outlined at
dinner given in. Anderson Thursday
night in his honor by the Chamber OF
Commerce.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Placing the BIame.-Prof.-"Why
were you tardy?'
T0b-"ClaSS began before I got
thcrr."-Oraugc Peel.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-01-28

Baptist, Way Yander!-rhc gen
tlcmen who came all the way from
Ecru Cruz TO Chester, $. c., 10 buy