New-York tribune., 1921-05-28

A.
Shaw has said. may produce essfnafd
ture. An anthology of the r,,s 80 hsera.
p,Nue Soch names as Victor Hurn a.. '''
,1of'4w, ,1.. george Meredith, william rss ~
n ne., o0iwer bytton. But where vii, "s''
nno companion piece to n. -. =, y'a
lshsnle thoughts of Nr. Doo,.v p'f'
onthFa)ous affray' at Carson Gu ens
IN the 'sosT Here II is borro,~aSs oaek
me volume Mr.. Dooley In Pea. u'n
war copyright 1893. by sm.u ana 10
nard & Co. Boston, Nay.
Twas this way" said ",
Messy sparring at Mr.. Doo,sv apa nsa'
led his right light on head ~. rug
stuck his thumb in Corbets's b...-'. =
an that was tn end iy tn sps, :.
iv Pompydour Jim. I tol' ye how a' !. -. y
come out. Th' punch over tn. h. "'a
done tn. business" ''
"Not at ALL" said Mr.. poo,.r o.,
at all. Twas Mrs. Fitzsimmon, ~. WV
tn business. Did ye see tn. n;,.,s. a'a'
that lady? Did ye? Well, tvnd,..
gone har-rd with th' lad IL bsa Nv
tn fight in tn ring. He'd havs - ~, '
another. at home. III bet fve sor..
that tn first lady iv sh' land liet, -,
champeen- without tn aid ~ .,.
lid. / know it. ''
AS me good friend, Jawn SulI;v,,
says, 'tis a great comfort to b.,. u..,
reminders iv home near by whin WV
hght'n'' Jawn had mona, poor lad. -,
that accounts f'r tn way he s,n, ."
at last. Th' home inaoo.ence !. t.,.
IN lvry walk iv life. Whin co,h...
was poundin' tn first jintlemsr !, A.,
land like man shinglin' a ro,, -,
first lady iv tn lard stood in ~, ~.
ner' cheerin' on th' bruised an, blsaa;.,
hero, 'Darlin" she says, 4bj,t :.
ye'er home, me love. Think, sb. ...
Nv our little child larnin' his e,s1~'
chism in Railway, New jersey, -
says Think iv TIL love I bear ys,' she
says AN paste him.. she saws =, ~ ~,
Stats. Don't hit him on tn, Jaw 81.
says Hes we'll thrained there. Ru.
tuck ye'er lovin' hooks into bis A.,
eased an achin' ribs she says. .Ab
love!' she says, recall thin b.rnr
goolden days iv our coortship, wbin ".
walked tn country lane in tn, liobt
iv tn moon,' she says. 'sn hur, v.r
maulies into his hoops SIZE savs .g;,
hlm on tn slatsn An Fitz lootos
over his shoulder an thinks he -
himself; What is so good as tb, lsv.
w pure woman? If l don't nail ri,
large man, she'll prob1y kick in me-
head An with this sacred sintinint
IN his heart he wint over an ;oI.a
Corbett wan over tn laths that ~.
tired him to tn home f'r dsc.vaA
actors.
twas woman's love that dons Il
~.
Hlnnissy. I'll make bet with "a tb,+
If th' first lady iv th' land had bssn
IN tn ring instead iv th' first iiptls.
man, Corbett wudden't have lasted wa.
r-round. I'd like to have such a wife
as that. I'd, do th' cookin' an, lava
tn fghtin' to her. There ought 10 Ia
more like her. Th' throuble with III,
race were bringin' up is that IT, fair
sect as Shakespeare calls thin. lacks
inthrest in their jooty to their nus
bands. It's tn business iv men to fsht
an tn business iv their wives fr 10
make thin fight. Ye may talk " n
lmmyrality iv nailin' a man on TIL law.
but It's in this way on'y that tn
wur-ruld increases in happiness an th'
race in strenth. Did ye see annywan
th' other day that wasn't askin' to know
how tn fight come out? They might
say that they regarded tn exhibition
as brutal an disgustin', but divvle a
wan iv thin but was waitin' around
tn corner FIR TIL rayturns, an prayia'
fr wan or tn other iv tn big lads.
Father Kelly mentioned th' scrap in bis
sermon last Sunday. He said it was a
dlsgraceful an corruptin' affair an ne
was ashamed to see th' young men iv
tn parish takin' such inthrest in it in
Lent. But late Winsdah afthernoon he
came bustlin' down th' street. Nics
day. ne says. 1t was poorin' rsia
Fine says I. They was no parade TO-
day. he says. No. says l. Too bad
says he, an he started to go. Thin he
turned an says he: BE tn way, how
did that there foul an outhrajous affray
in Carson City come out? 'Fitz,' says
l, in tn fourteenth 'Ye don't say
ne says, dancin' around. Good he
says. 4 told Father Doyle this mOrn@
at breakfuss that if that red-headed
man iver got wan punch at tn other
lad, I'd bet a new caSsock-0h, dear'
he says, what am I sayin'? 'Ye're say
in',' says I, what nine-tenths iv the
people, laymen an clergy, are saying,
says. WELL he says, 4 guess yere
right he says. 'Afther ALL he says
an undher all, we're mere brutes, an
It on'y takes two lads more brutal thaa
III rest FIR to expose tn streak in tn
pest iv US. Foorce rules tn wur-ruld
an tn churches is empty whin tn
blood begins to fow,' he says. It's TOO
bad, too bad,' he says Tell me, was
Jorbett much hurted?' he says"