Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-10-18

Ihat dread Toniorrow'S threat
ghosty threat, weird
1t left my pillow wet!
But with the mornings sun
Behold. my dread had vanished.
And with Today's to run
My Shadow had been banshed!
Charcoal Ephs Daily Thought.
"Befo girl gifts married." said Charcoal
Eph. IN mood "she am monty 'dustrious wild
dc broom. but she amt hooked husban' long
befo' she telephones TO a vacuum cleaner an
a can opener. Eat slab O. cake. Mistah Jack
SON"
1nEnInppc.
II all the fools on Earth dead 'twould
be a lonesome place
Mans biggest mistake Is tho thought that
he is immune from error.
Itcaucst.
IL. y. C.-"At Last I'm Going to Marry"
was printed in this column August 1, 1917.
and Honey Grille" January 81. 1918. They
are too long to republish.
The Travelling Salesman.
Madame. said the caller at the door no
iitely removing his hat. perhaps you don't
remember me I'm your husband"
''Oh. yes' the woman cried ~ do sccno m
recognize you! Your nose It is and that
left eye maybe. Children come here and meet
your papa!
stupid.
Mabel is an awful bore. isn't shc?"
Why-er-she is-er-well. she isn't ex-
citing. Id say
i should say not! She thinks her husband
is worth having and that most mon arc dcco,t
an" no" can woman like that contribute
anything to conversation"
Missed II.
say Rocks, did YOU get around last night
10 Miss Elites coming out party?"
why ! was at the party. but left before
inc accident noticed. though. that she
wasn't dressed in very tight and cor, -,
thought something might happen"
RIehto.
Notice in theatrical magazine that rah
ni,s foot can be very useful il added To tho
makeup box. " '
Jesse. From another roint OF view. II might
nave been mighty useful TO tho rahhu -
Crying Need.
One who dcvotcs herself to tender statistics
presents 20 Ways to Propose to a Girl"
Looking over them say they're all punk.
There isn't single that she wouldn't
take seriously.
These Days.
With tho cost Of food going up and the
price OF live stock going down. fellow
doesn't know whether to use his COW for beef
butter.
The proudcst day Of a woman's life is when
she realizes that she has got the old man so
scared OF her that he lies to keep peace.
Repnrtee.
John ScroEGins! How dare you waste so
much money!"
Waste. Ell? Say. Mary. y can be, one
thing, II ever have 10 cents left out o. what
you gimme for lunch money I'm goin' T. start
lcadin double life. get me?"
"And you say our old friend Bingham died
suddenly. ch?"
Well yes He knew he was going 10 die.
but h" didn't l'nEer any after the Sheriff
touched the button"
Dunno. Sister.
~ r. w please answer me question do fat
men ever get made into angels Rudy Mcmillan
Richmond my father told me to ask you
Mntrimony.
When man starts to tell his wife the sim
pie truth it sounds complicated to her that
she has to work it by algebra.
Echoes From Down Home
North Carolina has been breaking all kinds
OF records in recent years Last week il was
announced that she had gone to the top rung
among Southern States in the value OF manu-
featured goods suppanting Virginia and
Georgia who had previously headed the list
But that not the most encouraging or
praiseworthy record the Tar Heel State has
made. simultaneously almost came the an
nonnccmcnt that North Carolina led ali o.
the other states OF this great country In chill
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