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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
A Feeling Of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful OF habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp.
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy,
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and is taken In
teaspoonf,ll doses.
It is not recommended for everything
It is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad.
der troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this Experimentation
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
BOSCHEE'S SYRUP
AIIays Irritation, Soothes and Heals

AIIays Irritation, Soothes and Heals
Throat and Lung Inflammation.
The almost constant irritation of
cough keeps the delicate mucous men,
brane of the throat and lungs in a con-
gested condition, which Boschee's Syrup
gently and quickly soothes and heals.
For this reason it has been a favorite
household remedy for colds, coughs,
bronchitis and especially for lung
troubles in millions of homes all over
the world for the last fifty-five years,
enabling the patient to obtain a good
nights rest, free from coughing, with
easy expectoration in the morning.
You can buy Boschee's Syrup wherever
medicines are old.-Advertisement.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Addr3t
With
f1u11,Or
DIFFERENT ALTOGETHER.

Shortleigh: 81 tell you, old chap.
marriage changes a man completely,
Why, Pm a different man altogether
since l married"
Longsleigh: I'm glad to hear that.
Perhaps you will settle that little I. O..
U. I've held against you for year or
more"
Shortleigh: ooh dear, no. couldn't
think of settling another fellows
bills"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
An Opportunity,

81 never saw the equal of those
Jagsbys next door," said Mr.. Bib
bles. "They are always wanting to
borrow something. I honestly be-
lieve we've lent them everything In
the house except the piano and our
twin beds"
'I'In sorry you are so wrought up"
said Mrs. BIBLES. mir. Jagsby has
just sent over to know if"
Don't say it! Don't say it!'
IF you have few empty bottles
you could spare, pint or quart size"
''Out of the way, woman! I'll take
them over myself. "-Birmingham Age
Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Worlds Greatest Volcano.

The House of Everlasting Fire. 1,
part Of the great volcano Kilauea, OF
the Hawaiian islands. What Niagara
is among waterfalls Kilauea Is among
volcanoes. Not so beautiful as Vesu
vius or Etna, not so high as some OF
the lofty flame mountains Of South
America, Kilauea retains its title by
sheer power in which it is unrivaled
The crater, about four miles square
in extent, Is an area of bleak desola'
ton, floor of lava cracked and
scanned until it resembles one Of the
circles of horror in Dante's Inferno
Kansas City Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Profits OF Production.

Two farmers met after church as 49,
ual and had this conversation:
"Sold your pts?"
Eyes"
"What'd We get?'
Thirteen. dollars"
"What'd it cost We to raise it?''
'paid So for the shoat, So for the
lumber in the pen ana house and S.
more for the feed"
Didn't make much. did ye?"
"NO, but | had the use of the pig all
summer. "-HOnoluIu Star-BuIletin.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
NAME "BAYER" is ON
GENUINE ASPIRIN
Take Tablets Without Fear, II You
See the Safety "Bayer
Cross"

II you want the true, world-famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians for
over twenty-one years, you must ask
for "Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin"
The "Bayer Cross" is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each pack
age for your protection against imita'
observation-disclosures
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
HERE'S END OF OLD H. C. OF L
According to University Authority, the
Next Generation Need Not Worry
About Its Food.

Miss Lillian Herman of the Univer
sity of Michigan is an authority or
chemical analysis. Addressing the
Byerson library class at Grand Rap
ids recently she said the time is com
ing when a man, becoming hungry, viii
simply take shovel and go into his
yard and get shovelful of dirt, take
it into his private laboratory, put II
into the family chopper" pour in con
centrated essence of sunshine, turn 6
crank, and then 60 around to the Other
side and wait by the spout to catch his
eggs, tomatoes, cucumbers or radishes
whatever he desires.
This food, she said, will come out tr
the form of small lozenges, concentrat
ed and convenient. A chemical analyst
of them will show they contain all the
ingredients Of our vegetables, and vii
also have the same taste.
Miss Herman believes that the mex
generation will see the start of 1t ant
that the following generation will USE
1t habitually.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Up to Dad Now,

Daughter" said Mr.. Grabcoin, "has
the young man who is calling on you
at frequent intervals any prospects in
life?"
Yes, father" replied the beautiful
girl, with a strange new light in her
eyes. His prospects are just splen.
did"
"How do you make that out?"
81 said Yes last night"
ham Age-Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
A Deep-Laid Plot,

I'm expecting a party of my con-
stituents to call on me today" said
Senator Snortsworthy, -er-natu-
rally, don't want them to know. that
ever take q drink"
"Have no fear, SIR" replied his Sec
rotary. you can rely on my discre-
tion.',
"Of course, my boy, but they'll prob
ably ask you confdentially where they
can get one, so you tell them conf
dentially where they can, but make it
appear that you would die of chagrin
Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Mental Endurance.

Didn't some Of our greatest states
men study far into the night by fire
light or q tallow candle?'
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum.
"But that's no reason for expecting
me to attend night sessions. regard
regular study as easy work compared
to following with close, intelligent at
tentiOn the speeches some Of my col
leagues are liable to make"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Thought She Knew Him.

A woman stated in police court that
a man attacked her.
Il do not know his name," she said
''but he is a drunken, blackguardly
murderous, abusive beast, more like a
reptile than a man."
Another woman then came forward.
81 believe 1 can help you" she said.
Il have never seen this woman be-
fore, but from what she says 1 think
the man must be my husband. Lon
don Tit-RitS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
A LADY, Of Distinction

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
ing influence of the perfume she uses.
a bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually means a clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Advertisement.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Easy.

Senator Snortsworthy says we
must save the country"
HAS he any ideas about the best
way to do that?'
mo, but he can make a speech on
the subject that will hold an audience
spellbound for an hour"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
MiIder Methods,

"Your constituents INDUCED in some
rough work at the polls"
"Yes," answered Senator Sorghum.
Sometimes I think it might be better
to get back to the old days when a
boss could hire man instead of TAX
ing a club to him."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
The Homo Touch,

Sunday School Teacher-What did
Belshazzar learn from the writing on
the wall?
Bright Little Girl-Please, miss
that his walls hadn't been busted for
a long time
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
NeedleWork,

"Is your daughter expert in needle
Work?"
eyes," replied the merry mother.
1--WE known her to do nothing for
hours except change the needles op
the monograph"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
The Parsons View.

"Parson," said member Of the con
gregation of a colored church, II has
always stood up fo' 20 on all occa
sions. Why, only de other day 1 sayi
to a friend dat 1 didn't believe 20
evere tole a lie in yo' life bout any
one."
The parson smiled broadly. THANK
yo'," he said, "but myself, l wouldn'
go fur as dat-yo' see, I hab preached
good many funeral sermons in mai
time"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
WEAK WOMEN
Hero is a Virginia Woman's Advice

Lynchburg,, Vat went all to
pieces with nervousness and weak
ness after motherhood, and I do not
know what would have become OF
me had l not taken DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. This medi-
cine completely restored me to
health and strength and l was soon
able to get around to do my own
homework. This 'Favorite Pre-
scription' of DR.. Pierce's is a splen-
did tonic for women, and 1t Is a real
pleasure to me to recommend it."
Mrs. ]. r. MCGUIRE, 2209 14th st.
Write DR.. Pierce, Pres. Invalids'
Hotel, in Buffalo, N. Y, for conf
Dental medical advice, free.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
One Danger Absent.
The airship's wild tossings
Our griefs bid us nurse.
II the sky had grade crossings
The luck might be worse.
Influence,

"Do your constituents approve of {
lobbyist?"
"Not by that title replied Senator
Sorghum. "When they spot man
with talents for pull and persuasion
they're mighty likely to elect him to
some position where he can look after
their business interests with some
show of authority"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
A Good Imitator,

"Look, Hannah" said her mistress,
"aren't those flowers beautiful?'
Deed an dey are. ma'am," replied
the cook. "Dey looks jist like de flow.
abs on nah sistah's new hat. Amt 1t
wonderful how nat'raly de Lord can
make things?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

experience of interest to cildess wives
word of praise wonderful
of children and for time after we
Vegetable and strengthened have
medicine and shall always recommend
Il. H. JANSEN Milston, Wis.,
Wis., adds her testimonial for Lydia E.
PnEham's Vegetable Compound She
Irregular My
husband brought booklets
Pnkham Vegetable Compound overcame
recommend medicine and
letter as Marnette Wis
There such homes that hdsss and are now
children T. Pnkham egetaDe
has restored the mother strong healthy as
by backace regu
arities dipacements weakness and nervousness
the
the surgical oneste caused by
apparently ailments readily yield to Lydia E. Pnkhams
can De TAKEN
with safety and often troubles
who suffering and has been unable
chdless old
darkened by illness despair
Lydia E. Pnlzham's Private Textbook "Aiments
will be free request Write
Pnkham Medicine Co.. MASSACHUSETTS
contains valuable information.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
The Instructive Impulse.

us Bliggins a practical reformerT
"No," said Miss Cayenne; hes the
kind of a reformer who would inter
rupt a food distribution in famine
area to deliver lectures warning PEG
ple not to eat with their knives"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
She Was Dumb.

An attendant at a certain institute
for the deaf and dumb was under
going pointless rapid-fire inquisition
at the hands of female visitor.
But how do you summon these
poor mutes to church?" she asked
finally with what was meant to be
a plying glance at the inmates near
by.
"By ringing the dumb-bells, madam"
retorted the eXasperated attendant.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Every Individual.

Every individual has place to fill
in the world, and is important in
some respect, whether he chooses to
be so or not.-Hawthorne.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
ested.

Friend Wife-Don't misunderstood
me, my dear; 1 weigh my words be
fore l speak.
Friend Hubby (scale inspector)-
Well, nobody can accuse you Of giving
short weight.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Lemon Juice Now Powdered.

One of the newest fruit products
is powdered lemon juice. 1t is pure
Juice reduced to a perfectly soluble
powder. The process is said to be an
adaptation Of the well-knOwn spray
method of reducing milk to powdered
form.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Different Kind Of Criticism.

Arthur" said young artist to q
friend, "do you see that lady and gen.
tleman who are looking at my picture
and talking in such low, earnest
tones?'
EYES," replied the friend.
81 wish you would saunter by care
lessly and find out what they are say.
Ing. It looks like business"
"She is calling him down for stay.
Ing out late last night" said the friend
returning.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Best by Test.

Customer Gin perfumery shop)-Is
this a good brand of perfume?
Sales Girl Grained in book STOREY
That, madam, is one Of our six best
5mellerS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

To yourself be true, is a threadbare
old maxim; but one can't and talk
all the time
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

It is easier for some men to sing
a hYnn than speak the truth,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

When a man once thoroughly under
stands the ms and outs Of whest
corner he stays out.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

Katydid foretells frost and ''You
did" and II didn't" foretell a domestic
one.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
FOR REVENUE ONLY

"With all your debts you have the
assurance to ask for tho hand of my
daughter7 What are you thinking
off"
any debts"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

A dose of adversely is often as need
full as a dose of medicine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

The outcome of new business en-
terprise depends on the income.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

Some men Ire born liars, while
others acquire the art.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Gone for Good.

"Now," said the great magician,
rolling up his sleeves to show that he
had no concealed mechanism to de-
ceive the eyes, 81 shall attempt my
never-fatling experiment"
Taking from his pocket a half dol
lar he said: 81 shall cause this coin
to disappear utterly"
So saying he loaned it to a friend.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

"If'' is the most unsatisfactory word
In the English language.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

A crouch has one redeeming sat
isfaction: He isn't imposed on.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

Honest grafters confine their opera
lions TO trees and shrubs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
No Private Stock,

To save my coin shall not try.
My hope of bliss has flown.
I cannot hoard enough to buy
A coal mine of my own.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

If you can't have what you like, try
to like what YOU have.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

Money makes the mare go and mar
rage makes the money go.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

Bewhiskered old humbugs are more
popular than barefaced lies.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Ladies-The Reason
for So Much Sickness

among you is failure to understand your
selves. We have a booklet written by al
experienced physician that " i'll help you
Sand 10 olnts for 1t now. Address 120$s N
LAWN BLVD. DETROIT. NIGH
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Why should you }oHoav
a crooked path i?

Often cowpath has been allowed to become
village street, and the village expanded,
tradition has made the winding way an expires.
sion of cows will.
Habit is always forging chains to enslave US,
so that what has been found bearable by the
fathers is accepted by the sons.
Who cannot recall the coffee-pot Mother put
on the stove early in the morning, warning US
not to let it boil over?
AS children, were not permitted to drink
tea or Coffee because it would stunt growth
or make US nervous and irritable. When older,
however, we craved a hot drink with meals, and
custom gave US our tea or coffee.
Finally upon the instructions of the doctor,
Mother gave up her tea and coffee. But that
meant nothing in our young lives. Our vitality
was then strong enough to throw off any Ill effects.
But our time came, and we learned by
perience that we could not drink tea or coffee.
When we had it for breakfast it put
on edge. When we drank it at the evening meal,
we tossed about in wakefu1ness of the night.
And then we found Postum, pure cereal
beverage free from the harmful drug, caffeine, in
tea and coffee We liked the rich, satisfying favor
of Postum also the better health which
suited. And, too, were surprised to find how
many of our neighbors had made the dis
covery-had learned the value Of health first"
Postum in forms: Instant Postum Tin dns)
instantly in the by the addition of boiling
Tin packages of larger bulk for those who
prefer to the drink while the meal is being preparsd)
made by boiling for 20 minutes Sold by all g1ocers
Postum for Health
"There's Reason
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
Not an Even Number.

"a cat has nine lives"
"That's odd"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

AS long as a man is able to keep
out of q dentists chair he may be
able to suffer in silence
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
DARLING BABY
BR|GHTENS HOME
Children's Laughter Pleasing Sound

Altoona, Pa. -"I am writ
ing to tell you what Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has done for me. We
had six children die almost at
birth. From one hour to nine
teen days is all they have
lived. Before my next one
was born l took a dozen bot
ties of your Veg etable Com
pound, and l can say that it is
the greatest medicine on
earth, for this baby is now
four months old, and a
healthier baby you would not
want. l am sending you a
picture of her. Everybody
says THAT is a very healthy
looking baby You have my
consent to show these few
lines to anybody. - Mrs.
C. w. BENZ, 131 3rd Avenue,
Altoona. Pa
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

The way to rest is through toll.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11

PROBABLY DID
"In prehistoric times man won a
wife by dragging her away by her
hair"
"The ladies' must have fastened
their hair on more securely than
they do now"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1921-11-11
LET Cuticura Be
Your Beauty Doctor
ISoap Csc, Ointment Is and Soc, Talcum Csc.

ELIXIR BABEK A GOOD TONIC
And Drives Malaria Out of the System.
"Your 'Babek' acts like magic; I have
given it to numerous people in my parish
who were suffering with chills, malaria
Ind fever l recommend it to those who are
Rev S. Szymanowski, st. Stephens church,
Perth Amboy, N. J. Elixir Babel<, ali
druggists or by Parcel Post, prepaid, from
klocZeWski & Co, Washington, D. G.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1921-10-25
Ho.u to Make Pine
Cough Syrup at Home
Has no equal for prompt results.
'ak snd p1 sas : .n1 goa about 90 ps s..

Pine is used in nearly all prescrip-
tions and remedies for coughs. The
reason is that pine contains several
elements that have a remarkable
effect in soothing and healing the
Pine cough syrups are combinations
of pine and syrup. The ''syrup" part
is usually plain sugar syrup.
To make the best pine cough remedy
that money can buy, put ~. ounces
OF Pinex in a pint bottle, and fill up
with home made sugar syrup. Or
you can use clarified molasses, honey,
or corn syrup, instead of sugar syrup.
Either way, you make full pint
more than you can buy ready-mad
for three times the money. 1t is
pure, good and tastes very pleasant,
You can feel this take hold Of
cough or cold in a way that means
business. The cough may be dry,
hoarse and tight, or may be persist:
emily loose from the formation of
phlegm. The cause is the same--in-
famed membranes-and this Pinex
and Syrup combination will stop it
usually in "a hours or less. Splen.
did, too, for bronchial asthma, hoarse-
ness. or any ordinary throat ailment.
Pinex is highly concentrated COM
pound of genuine Norway pine ex-
tract, and is famous the world over
for its prompt effect upon coughs.
Beware of substitutes. Ask your
druggist for "2iR ounces of Pinex"
with directions, and don't accept any
thing else. Guaranteed to give abso-
lute satisfaction or money refunded.
The Pinex Co, IT. Wayne, Ind.