The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-11-15

! CALL FO' O. D. K! CALL FO' CACTUS!
CALL FNO' DE HANDSOME REPO'TAHi"
! Dear r. E. Meg: Why don't O. D. X. name
his infant after a contrib? Solomonette-or if
not Cactus, Jr,. call her Little Prickly Pear.
What I to know is: Are the contribs
! going be invited to the christening? I rise
/ 20 nominate Cactus the official holder and
B. L. G. as the sprinkler. How would the
Handsomest Reporter do as godfather?
CLEO
! "ARMISTICE Day is Quiet at Fairfield"
headlines the Davenport Democrat. But the
appended story tells that at II AS O'Clock
every factory whistle. church and school bell
other bells and horns broke loose and for Is
minutes pandemonium reigned supreme.
THE PROVERBS OF SOLOMON.
Sir: Some Terribly Walloped Proverbs:
Ye unsophisticated, We dreamers. consider
how Deceiving Appearances!
Hath no. the Poet proclaimed with great
volubiity the Joy of Life of Tiller OF the
Soil?
Verify, all the Poet knoweth about Farm
Life consistent of great execrations against the
Landlord who owneth the Fiat where he
dwelleth.
OF arising at Four a m. of cowhide boots
made from the coverings Of COWS like unto
Mr.. OLearys he knoweth little.
He singeth Delightfully."- of Skipping Lambs
and Playful Kline; which soundeth well to the
Unknoving One.
Verify. he filleth the hearts of the Unso-
phisticated with. JOY and Serenity.
And he declareth Go To, I will leave the
City behind me.
Then his Wife caileth him Smp and other
common Family Names
The Poet knoweth not that Sheep Ticks
causeth the Lamb to execute aesthetic dancing
He knoweth not that Marbles causeth the
COW (who standeth immovable in the Road
until a Joy Wagon striketh her with Great
Force and wrecketh itself and herr to move
with the speed of q Gravel Gang its journeT
TO Dinner.
Yea, IT is sad. but true )
Yea, Snappy Styles and Rouge doth camou- !
fage Forty-Five Years till it appeareth to the !
Observer as Sweet Sixteen.
Verify many Bowed Legs were formerly !
hidden by Long Skirts.
Behold how the Foxy Old Gentleman is de- |
ceived when he attaineth the age of Rheuma- |
ism and False Teeth, and yet would Shine |
among the Damsels
His hair >executeth the Going, Going, |
Gonei!i of ge Herpicide Wall so often heard |
in the Parlors of Drawers of Blood. !
Straightway he goeth to the Doc who ap-
nlieth Ointment to his Pate and Balm to his
Heart He examineth his head with Micro
a Crop Of Wheat. but it taketh Time and many
applications of Ointment
He giveth the Doc fine gold in many pieces
and in return getteth Experience ONLY
And after many Treatments the Hair an /
peareth not.
And he repeateth Cuss Words
Ny son, Wnen thOu reacheth that Age
sort not to, nor give thyself to Vain Sooth- i
sayers.
Nor vet the Younger Set; for thy Rbeuma-
nsm VIII not permit thee to traverse the High
wavs in such SPEEDY Company
Rut buy the Daily Papers For reedi,r
Of Holdups. Divorce Cases and Crooked PnIi
tics is assuredly all the Excitement thon cans+
stand. SOLOMON prEru e
Il REGARD it as the greatest one step vet
taken toward disarmament said Seno+or g.
aFeFe, quoted he
Well one step, tango. fox trot or what Won
viii senator. Mr.. Hughes has tootIed a time
mat Will tax all the powers to dance 10.
May We Add Our FeIicitations7
From the Annawan QIID News1
Dan Cupid is pulling off lot of nuie+ 6
weddings about here lust nov ~ b
seem TO be all the vogue. The other dav
M. Sllas Vandenark and Miss Erma
Nandurme made a quiet visit tn The
Sacred Heart church where Rev uoo,,at
announced the solemn words that rnada o
Iheii man ana VIE. They are both en- u
success. Ae me il
ON n-efer1 S 81 US receipt Cor recipe if
before. Perhaps you haven't aitbnr Sa" d
u.s. II you want to try it Il
Bible Cake.
jeremiah I'LL IL
cups I Samuel 14.95 -
cups Jeremiah S 20
l cup Judges 5:25 -
cups Samuel 3O.1o
A pinch OF Leviticus 2:1s
= cup Judges 4;19, last clause fc
teaspoons Amos AZ 81
Il cups I Kings 4:22: "
season to taste with II Chronicles on
PROBABLY there's sermon in that conf0 ol
tents fns, noe1 Time to sort out the ingre-
es, les 30 On-Or Is the Rest of ~. ca. m
something We Oughtnf In HA.e S'or! ed
rom the Albany tIll1 Ravio1-
M, and Mrs Elmer Hill enterta ned in
company Of friends Monday nisI. to
cards and oysters. Evervthins isn't isn't at
Iectiy lovely until Mr.. Hill deveIonepd per
sudden desire for Goose
SPECIAL prize for Oddities in o-th.a an
y must De awarded to the Davenport nas,a ne
snri ~ ,SS heaailne on story CONCERNING XII
aundr-". iea Ipr Henri wa
VIZ
AT that Henri certainrv .o.1 -, WI
a cleaning. -eo wives an