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The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-01-05

We were indeed glad to shake the
hand Of a long-ago friend, Mr.. Ru-
dolph Schoenberg, of Orangeburg
county who was here on business
today.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. S. Can't and family
of WAGNER and Mr.. and Mrs. W. A
Rawl and family Of Batesburg, spent
New Years day: with Mr.. and Mrs
H. F. Rawl.
Miss Julia Buckley and Miss Louise
Kyzer spent several days in Columbia
last week at the home of Mrs. Austin.
Mrs. Ira M. Sigh and Mrs. J. NJ.
Moorman and the children have re-
turned from Lancaster after spending
the holidays with their parents.
Mr.. Sam P. Roof, the popular cot
ton buyer, has returned to Lexington
after a pleasant visit to friends in
East Orange, N. J.
Hon. D. F. Efrd was in town this
morning.
Mrs. John Roberts, of Providence,
was busy shopping in town Monday.
Miss Anna Brown of Henry, N. c.,
for many years the popular artist in
the millinery department of w. P
Roof, is visiting the family of Mr..
John J. Taylor and other friends in
town who were delighted to have her
with them.
Mrs. Paul Smith of Gilbert was here
Monday busy in the stores.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Wingard of
Irnno were here shopping Tuesday.
Mrs. Hendrix Roberts of Red Knoll,
was here busy shopping yesterday.
i AIRS. Haskell Meetze of Red Knoll
was here Tuesday shopping.
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Shealy of st.
Peters, were here shopping yesterday
Miss Dorothy Dell Derrick, Chaplin,
always welcome visitor, was here
Monday.
We were glad to be kindly remem-
bered by our friend A. Sumter Laird,
with Christmas and New Year greet
ings. He is now located at Dallas,
Texas.
Mrs. Henry Sease of Hollow Greek
was busy shopping here Tuesday.
Mrs. George Price was visitor to
our town Tuesday.
Miss Lessie Taylor, the most inter
esting daughter of Mr.. Jacob Taylor
has returned with her sister, Mrs. A
r. Matthias, after spending the holi-
days with friends and relatives.
Mrs. Lillian l. Kamimner of Colum-
bia has leased the Hotel De Sofa, in
Jacksonville. Fla. A new building
handsomely furnished go room hotel
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-01-05

\ part Of the family of NJ. jacob
J. Buckley had quite an enjoyable din
Eer at Mrs. Jennie .Austins. Il daush-
ter. in Columbia. Saturday. making i
almost a family reunion anyway add
ing Joy and happiness where they 81
ready abound. Those present w~;e:
Mr. j. J. Buckley. S. r. Buckley. T.. O..
Buckley, Miss Juli; Buckley Mss
Louise kyzer. Mr.. ard Mrs. ]. ".
SoN and Cecil SuX OF Lexington: Mr..
and Mrs. F. 3. Austin ot Columbia.
Mr.. Julian Kennedy q: Atlanta. All
rejoiced at having sucn q pleasant
day.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-01-05
DEPUTY SOA ROUNDS Up
PARTICIPANTS IN SHOOTING;

Cayce, Jan. 4.-On his last day as
deputy sheriff fog Sheriff. Miller.
Deputy Sheriff G.. ". SoX rounded up
all parties participating in the shoot
ing scrape which occurred in LeXing-
ton county. near DiXiana, Monday
January 3rd. Alex Will
liams was painfully shot in the shoul-
der with a shotgun by Hannibal Rob-
ertsOn. and Robertson was then shot
by Jordan Hall through arm. with pis-
tol. All parties connected with this
lively duel were colored and those
that We're able 20 be moved are now
in the Cayce Jail.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-01-05
RETURNED TO WINTHROP.

The party Of beautiful. bright ana
'admired young lady students OF Win
throp college, after having spent q
delightful Christmas and holidays at
their dear old "sweet home" returned
to-day to resume their studies. How
pleasant it was to have them. and
how blue it is without them. They
were: Misses Kathryn Berry. Bruce
'Caughman, Luanita George, Blossie
Clark, Gladys George and Margaret
Hartley.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-01-05
SAVE YOUR TREES.

sincerely,
David Kennedy.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-01-05

Orchard brand fruit tree spray ma
terials, ."B. T. S." and a full line Of
insecticides for plants, trees, etc.
Call for free booklet on spraying.
Let us help you save your trees, plants
and vegetables in time.
HARMON DRUG CO..
Lexington. S. c..
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-01-05
CARD OF THANKS.

Mr.. j. y. Cromer:-Many. many
thanks for the present l received
from you Christmas. I hove worked
in a Christian home for II months
and could not have been treated bet
t II
Sincerely,
David Kennedy.
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-01-05
ANNOUNCEMENT

DR.. Ray Fisher Sox, Dentist, is now To-
Gated at 1915 Main over Levers Shoe
Store. Better Dentistry for Less Mon
ey is my "Motto."
The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, 1921-01-05

Mrs. James Buckley "f Irmo was &
isitor here Tuesday.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-12-09

Other Hicliok Initial Buckles, at
SOC. zoe, 81. $50, So and $3.50.
Sterling Buckles for mOnograms.
at SI.50. So, So. $3.50 and 81.
lIickok Buckles with lax. gold in
lay on sterling, at $3.50, So. $3.50
and $3.50.
Hickok Belts, packed in gift boxes,
at SOC. 75c. 81, SI.50, 81 and $3.50.
-GimbeIs, First hccr, Ninth Street.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-12-09

Hickok Belt, to 60 with buckle;
cowhide with suede lining at 81.
The two. packed in Holiday box,
at $3.50. -
Hickok Cowhidc Tubular Belts,
packed in Holiday box, at 81.
special -- HiCkuk Sterling Silver
initial Buckle, with raised block let
ter in corner, at Sl.5O.
HiCkok Sterling-frOnt Buckles, cut
out "Old English initial at 81.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-12-09
Hickok Buckles and Belts-for Men

The Buckle with a
grip that holds. Ini-
tial styles. Styles for
engraving.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-12-09

Black and gold satin
lined box containing a
bottle of toilet water, a
bottle Of extract and a
box of face powder. At
S3.25.
ct Goods section. First floor.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27
Red Cross to Supply Sick
 Room Accessories for Poo

1 tails can be worked out for handling the free distribution of milk. by the Jefferson
 county Red Cross chapter, three stations
 will be established at the following
 places: Northside community house,
 Southside neighborhoof house and at the Cunningham school in the eastern section Of the city, the latter to be under the
 direction of the School Improvement as
 sociation.
 The stations will be open during certain
 morning and evening hours, at which time milk of the best quality will be dis pensed for the use of babies and children who are undernourished and whose fami-
 lies are not able, financially, to provide the proper and necessary diet for them. Also delicate mothers will be supplied with milk when the occasion demands such noudshment.
 Activities along the scholarship line have
 already been begun by the local chapter. This phase Of the work ha&rto do with
 the girl or boy who is deprived of an edu- cation because the conditions in the home
 are such as to require his Tor her time and services, In such cases fund is supplied which is used for the needs Of the home, in order that the children may be allowed to attend school regularly. During the past week Miss Sarah King. gulf division Red Cross nurse, lectured
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27

Montevallo, February 26.-(Special.)- Luther Fowler, editor of the Talladega Reporter, visited Montevallo recently to confer with, the citizens about establish ing a paper here. He was greeted most cordially, and in a short time his terms were compiled with; and, no doubt, ia a little while Montevallo will have a long felt want supplied-a local newspaper.
 Mir. Fowler was citizen of this com munity for several years, having been professor of history of the college and principal of the public school. After leav- ing Montevailo, he was editor of paper at Albertville for two years; he then purchased the Talladega Reporter and Is making it one of the most successful weeklies in the state. It is his purpose to establish chain of weeklies for sev- eral towns adjacent to Talladega.
 The papers will all be printed at the office of the Reporter and mailed in their respective postoffices. This is a unique plan in Alabama journalism, and has every prospect of being most suc- cessful one.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27
Rupture Kills
 1000 Annually

laid swey-shs tari.I c.rtiacsts 6sins unfortnnate ones had neglected thsm- eSlvee or had been merely taking care Of tho sign (sWsliing) of the affliction and ers You dcinsf xrs you neelectins yeurself by wearing truss. applfancs or whetevef .name you choose to cali 1t? At best. the tYuse is enly . rnakeshiet- tetse prop against . coliapsing wall ana cauuot De expected to act as moro &4aq mero mechanical support Tho ticu. thus .robbing the weakened muscles mont
 But science has .fosnd . way. and all tru11 ep6erere h the land are invited to mako ! FREE ts6 right n the privacy of their oDn hemoa The Pl4APAo method 10 unqueetjonably the moet sci- h snsiae Iesics! .s snd sSee,sssI'l ssif:trsst-
 Tns iPx4APAo PAD whsn adhsrsne s!es:SIy S,f, o e sRs l eeS s.nsSs SSssIy siiR ehsSe or pinch: :. 1cst as vslvst.sasy E nc a, used E Ehi,ss yeq I wsss snd whiI:s you ., .l % :: ..s:.. .sz si .s.ss.S I 2: e A! K. ss GHS ss1 t fE1f2S co sss sss.; ssgi Sds F szd Instructive lnfoynAasioas& te34.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27

The Red Cross loan closet will be in
 readiness for use by March l. according
 to an announcement made by Mrs 4. w., Nelson, chairman of the production com mittee of the Jefferson county chapter,
 Saturday. The closet has ben fitted up
 with all necessary articles for the sick room and is stationed at che city hall The object of the loan closet is to have such articles ready so that the vis- iting nurses of the city and county or
 any other authorized members can draw on it, when it is necessary to lend to people who are ill and cannot supply
 them, after which time the articles wllr be returned, laundered, sterlized and
 placed back in the closet for further loans. These supplies are placed there by the Red Cross chapter but will be handled by the city health department, under the supervision of Miss Elizabeth i BaForge, city health nurse.
 The following articles will be available Sheets, blankets, pillow cases, bath towels, children's nightgowns rubber sheeting, flannel covers for hot water bottles, rubber accessories and 50 wool blankets from the home service office Dr. Morris Newheld, chairman of the home service committee, announces that at very early date, as soon as the de-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27
High Efciency BoiIer

In a recently developed boiler of a new type the steam is generated by passing heavy currents directly through the water from one electrode to another, according to the popular Mechanics Magazine. A claim of s5 per cent efficiency Is made for the apparatus. In structure the boiler is quite simple. being a rugged. vertical cylinder containing the vertically ar ranged electrodes. steam pressures of up to 200 pounds arc generated with voltage ranging from the minimum to maximum of 5000 The quantity of steam Is ingeniously controlled by means of automatic valves which re- duce the water level as tho demand TOT steam aecretses. Immediately the top electrode is uncovered renerattou ceases.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27
COAL VEIN DISCOVERED
 IN FELL CITY VICINITY

Fell City, February 26.-(SpecinL) According to reports, coal has been found by W. B. Lawley, n we'll known sawmilI man here. about two miles north of Pell City. It haS been thought there was coal in this neigbbOrhood for several years. It Is probable m effort wiI Ibe made to develop the vein.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27
Leaguers to Meet

Gadsden. February Especial. )- The Epworth league of the First 4ethodist church is planning . hns programme for tomorrow night. and . special musical programme will prove list of speakers we'll known to the members and with subjects of consId- erable interest.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27
ELEVEN

LaForge, chairman; Dr. W. P. McAdory, Dr. k. M. Prince, Dr. J. D. Bowling, Dr, Henry M. Edmonds, as speaker for the cause, and Miss Elizabeth LaForge, city nurse. A representative from the board Of each hospital having training school will be urged to serve on the committee.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27
Rotary Celebrates

Gadsden. February 2s.-(Special.)-- Rotary celebrated it's birthday last night when a full membership cath cred at the Printup hotel and not onle observed that clubs anniversary bus made it sort of farewell meeting for Hugh White, one of it's most popular members and local attorney.
 White leaves March for Montgomery to assume the duties of assistant att
 torney general,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27
Woman Burned to Death

Sheffield, February (special) )--Rel- atives in this city were notified of the death of Mrs. Lou Southall. which oc- cured in Iuka, Miss. Thursday. Mrs. Southall was @ victim of the open grate, her death being caused from burns sus- tained when her clothing caught from g. srate. She was related to Mrs. w. IT. Greer of this city.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27
Proposed Tariff Suspended

Mobile, February 2s.--All proposed
 Mississippi valley tariffs which were to be put into effect on March l, and which would mean that freight rates to and from Mobile and points in the Mississippi valley would be greatly in> creased by railroads. have been sus> pended by the interstate commerce commission
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-27

in the schools of this city for the pur- pose of enlisting pupil nurses, and as a result a committee was organized to carry on such work in this county. The short age of nurses in the country today IS acute. The following committe will lend every effort in recruiting young women
 for the study of the profession; Miss Zoe
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1921-03-29

Subscribe for the Herald and be sure
of getting the latest and all the news
first each week. And don't forget that
K pays to advertise in the Boomers
Ferry Herald.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1921-03-29
VILLAGE TREASURES REPORT

Report the Village Boomers Fr
from May 5. 1920
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1921-03-29

NOTICE. will buy poles in mixed
lots, any sizes from 80 to As feet. Not
necessary to get out carloads of one
size. Write L. d. Mcfarland. Sand
point, Idaho. jamie
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13
SPEAKER OUT
INDEFINITELY
Cleveland's Manager Hurt
I His Knee at st. Louis
Sunday
WILL CRIPPLE
INDIANS CHANCES
Pirates Fell Back One
| Point By Merely Break
:. ing Even

New York, Sept. BY breaking
even in a double header with Boston
Yesterday. the Pittsburgh Pirates lost
4 single point in their efforts to over
take New York in the National league
The latter club, which did not play, mad
a nine point margin over the Pennsyl-
vanians to-day. No other major league
teams played yesterday.
Pittsburgh outfielders were busy IN
che first game with Boston, won by
the former in the 18th inning. or 10
ontfield putouts, left fielder Bigbee
made six; center fielder Carey seven
and right fielder Robertson three
Catcher Schmidt OF Pittsburgh also
made IL putouts.
Western clubs in the American
league invaded eastern cities while tie
eastern National league teams were
scheduled to play in cities in the west
ern section of the circuit. The Cieve-
land club went to Philadelphia minus
the services of Manager Speaker, who,
IL is announced, will be out OF tine
game indefinitely due to an injured
knee. sustained in game at st. Louis
Sunday.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13
EAST BETHEL

A linen shower was given to Miss
Martha Eddy by Mrs. Frank Taylor
Sept. 3. Miss Martha supposed she
was invited to ladies' aid society
meeting, but was pleasantly surprised
when they removed the cloth she mad
been blinded with in a game amid a
shower of linen. She received many
choice and useful gifts from friends
here and also some friends who came
from Randolph Center. Refreshments
of sandwiches, assorted cake and fruit
punch were served by the hostess.
About twenty went to Bethel from
here Saturday evening to attend the
entertainment, "The Sunny South" by
minstrel company.
The social circle met at the home OF
Mrs. Vernon Clifford Friday. There was
good number present. The hostess
served dainty refreshments.
Ransom Buck and wife and son,
Wayne, and Mr. Spaulding, Mrs Buck 8
father, visited the fair at Rutland one
day last week.
w. w. Brown of Randolph and Mr.
and Mrs. VI. L, Warwick of Mortified
visited Mr.. Browns mother and Mrs
Warwick's grandmother last Thursday
Percy Riford is suffering with a hard
cold or distemper.
Miss Edith Fowler went to South
Royalton to spend the week end will
her brothers family.
The ladies aid and the social circle
viii Join in a sociable at the home OF
Mrs. Frank Rae next Thursday eve
ming. Everyone invited.
Theron Clifford is working in The
tannery at Bethel, going over and back
in his car.
The visitors at Percy Riford's Sun
day were Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Hyde
Mrs. Dirty and son, Leon, of Brook
field, Mr.. and Mrs. win Hyde, Georg'
HYDE, sr., George Hyde. ir., and family
and Frank Williams of East Randolph
Frank HYDE and family of Royalton
and Mark Hyde and family of this
place.
Clyde Smith, wife and daughter o.
Brandon called on his father, Georg'
Smith, Sunday.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13
ADAWANT

Mrs. Ida Goodwin has finished work
for Mrs. Earl Slayton and returned 10
her home in Barre.
Allie Ferris is somewhat better, as ne
is out of doors.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence White have
gone on three weeks trip, expecting
to be in Peacham, Groton and Newbury
during the time.
Mr.. and Mrs Allen Scott OF East
, Calais were at l.. c. Parker's Sunday.
Pearl Richardson and family of
Worcester were visitors at Earl Mar
tins Sunday.
Harrison Hood of Newhury spent the
week end with his grandmother, Char
lotte Hood.
Albert Macarthur of East Montpelier
visited his brother, Charles, Sunday
| Addie Parker has returned home
from visit in New Hampshire.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Z. Horn recently Wis.
tied in LYMAN, N. H., at the home OF
Timothy Blake. Mr.. Blake was once
q resident of this place.
Edwin Carlson of North Montpelier
visited his mother here Sunday.
Mrs. George Sanders and Mrs. Kate
Lashley were in Montpelier on bust
ness Thursday
Vernon Patch, wife and daughter of
Worcester visited Walter Patch Sun
day.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13
U. S. INFANTRY
BEST SHOOTERS
Team Leading in National
Rifle Association
Tournament
SCORING 1172
OUT OF 1900 SHOTS
Cavalry Second and the
Navy Next-All Are
Closely Bunched

Camp Perry, o., Sept. l3.-When mr.
ing resumed in the Herrick cup match
of the National Rife association tour
nament here to-day, the United States
infantry scored sol on the 8oo-yard
range and 5sl at 900 yards. To-day
work was on the l,000-yard range.
The United, States cavalry team was
second with 1853 and the navy third
with 1853.
Another event on to-day's program
was the presidents match, open to
any citizen of the United States. The
winner receives an autographed letter
from the president of the United
States and gold medal
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13
VEST FAIRLEE CENTER
ChiIdren's Health Conference Was a
Great Success.

The children's health conference, held
in the Center church Sept. TO- was a
great success. About 100 people were
present. The speakers and doctors from
out of town included Miss Rose Lucia
of Montpelier, state superintendent OF
rural schools: Miss Elizabeth Van
Patten Of Burlington, field organizer of
public health nursing for the Ameri-
can Red Cross; Miss Elizabeth b. Law
renee of Montpelier, physical director
OF the public schools Of Montpelier;
Miss Freda J. Randall of Chelsea, home
demons tration agent of the Orange
county farm bureau; Dr. Clarence II.
Barr Of Montpelier, health officer for
this district, and DR.. Franklin p. Owl
nell Of Bradford.
Miss Julia May sang solo at each
session, accompanied on the piano by
Mrs. ANah L. Hatch. Mrs. r. A.
Powell of Post Mills assisted in con-
Quoting kindergarten games for the
little children. Miss Lucia told of the
new plan for improving rural schools
in a way that aroused enthusiasm to
do something along the lines that she
indicated. Miss Van Patten showed
how far our country is behind other
civilized countries in care for moth
ers and babies and told what can be
done TO lower the death rate of moth
ers and infants. Miss Randall and
Miss Leavens gave very valuable in.
formation on the right kind OF food
and play for school children
Drs. Barr and Dwinell examined all
babies and children free of charge, and
were at the service of the parents to
give advice upon the care and health
Of children.
The exhibits were very interesting
and instructive. They included pic
lures and printed matter, toys and
healthful shoes for children.
The interest and appreciation mani.
tested by all who were present were
so great as to call for more confer
enees of this kind.
The Center school opened last week
with IA pupils, with Mrs. Elizabeth
Morrill, of STAFFORD for teacher.
School has opened in the new Kid
derhood schoolhouse with Miss Ger
trride Moore as teacher.
The people of the Kidderhood will
celebrate the completion of their new
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13

schoolhouse with public social gath
ering Friday evening, Sept. 10. Ev-
erybody is invited.
The West Fairlec Center band fur
nished music at the church service on
Sept. IL.
The Sunday school is enjoying rare
privilege in having Miss Julia May
to lead the singing and teach new
hymns. Miss May has been music
teacher for many years and she is also
a singer of wide reputation. Her work
has been largely in Minneapolis and
New York City.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13

Manufacturers and distributors interested IN
the problems Of modern merchandising are IN
vited to write to the Bureau of Advertising s0e
World Building New York, for copy OF the
bcok. National Advertising and the Newspaper
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13
SICK KIDNEYS
MAKE LAME BACK

Cause broken, undressing sleep, ana
in many cases that tired feeiihg ina
makes it so hard to get up in the morn
ing. They also cause loss OF appetite
lack of ambition, and other troubles.
Hoods Sarsaparilla contains the
medicinal herbs, banks, roots, etc, thar
strengthen and tone these organs, and
relieve their ordinary ailments, Take
it.
And if you need laxative take
Hoods Pills--they work right.--Adv
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13
See Him To-day

Who is Americas best
known writer on topics of
interest to women Dor
othy Dix. She writes in
New England exclusively
for the Boston Globe. Or
der the Boston Daily and
Sunday Globe regularly
from your newsdealer or
newsboy.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13
A Matter OF Terms.

She'd like to wear the engagement
ring at the party, dear Can you get it
on time
He--Impossible, darling. The leweler
says / must pay cash down.-Boston-
Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13
S5,047,229.43
SAIL FOR CHINA.
Major General Wood and Forbes Leave
Manila

Manila, Sept. IL. - Major General
Leonard Wood and w. Cameron
Forbes, with the other members Of
President Harding's mission to the
Philippine islands, sailed yesterday for
Hong Kong, China, on the steamer
Korea Maru.
The mission later will go to Shang.
hal, where they are to be the guests of
the Chinese government, visiting Pc
king and other cities afterward.
In an address yesterday, at the Uni
versity of the Philippines, Mr. Forbes
declared the islands still are without
sufficient resources for the mainte-
nance of separate unprotected gov
eminent.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-09-13
Greater Need.

Mrs. Benham--Here is book that
tells what to do until the doctor comes.
Somebody ought TO get out
a second volume, telling what to do
after the doctor goes-to get money to
nav his bill.--New York Sun.