The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-25
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much to half sole your trousers"
"A rolling pin gathers no dough.
EXAMINATION FOR p. o. Az.
POINTMENT
what's your name,
George kafoosh.
what's your wits namer
haven't any wife.
What woul1 her name be n you
Mrs kaf,o.s
What was your grandfather's
maiden Tanner
@ndcr squIbbs.
Nh6 did you vote for In the last
election,
Harding.
who are you going to vote for In
the next electionr
Harding.
- Who are the democrats,
The democrats are our enemies.
who arc the republicans?
Gods nobicmen-
How much Is . twcccnt stamp
WORTH
Good--what color Is itf
Red
What railroad Is Chicago nearr
Chicago q Alton
Who Is the best president the
United States ever had!
Harding
II Il reported that = Seattle man
has bvoken his engagement TO
Young woman because she gave hm
= set Of ivory military brushes
An the world loves . lover. but
laughs behind his back
RACK TO NATURE
No man with an ordinary amount
N intelligence can doubt the truth
Of the Old adAge. History repeats
ttself.- II any dn. iet them nj for
= few minutes on any corner OF any
strses downtown and b couvtncNi
that the women folks have return.
"a to the costumes Of Mother Eve
why, God b,ess you good people, .
niece Of calico the size Of palm Leaf
worn by Mother Eve II made into .
garment would make the stylish
dame OF 1891 feel overdressed
L Marriage used to b considered .
sxmble. Times have changed now.
4 man can Sc what he IN getftng
nowadayy--and 20 can everyone elsa
No one can doubt the word OF .
woman today when she ays. Il have
nothing TO wear for that h exActiy
what she usually has on
Mother Eve In the Oardn q
Eden felt ashamed IN her modest At
dire, with only her husband and the
voice Of the Lord for company. but
She cute little maiden OF 1921 viii
board a crowded street car. clad In
about the same garment and not
feel in the least embarrassed.
Our fathers used to pay from 10
cents to $500 for a front row scat In
4 buriesque show and feel wen sat.
isfsed with the bargain. but us young
dudes have the old times beat to a
fraxxie. We can Just SIT down any.
where uptown and see the same
thing put on BY homo taisAt. free
Of charge.
Now. all you little boys who want
10 go to heaven. lift up your right
hands"
All hands went up except one fn
the school ROOM
why. Isidore. don't you want to
60 to heaven
mo. My papa says business has
gone to hell. and want to Be where
the business u.s."
It's hard TO make the average IT.
year-old girl believe that when she r.
40 those glorious dimples viii turn
to wrinkles.
OR A 81 SHIRT
II the average wife has thought OF
every imaginable way to spend hor
allowance and has exhausted the en-.
tire repertoire. then she IL almost
sure 10 buy her husband a red neck
tie.
No. nothing " morn touching than
the retailer story to the customer
when he tries TO explain why the
prices do not decline.
The difference between poetry and
verse is that anybody can understand
verse.
There Ia none 70 dIsagreeable AZ
the fellow who almost agrees with
you.
Wasted effort, l. e.. a jet black col
ored citizen wearing q pair of horn.
trimmed glasses.
Some time ago this column in
uuired. what has become of the
oid-fashioned Teller who jingIed his
money In his pants pocketY'
II has finally dawned upon us that
Teller II In luck TO have a pair OF
pants these days, let alone anythins
To Jingle In EN-.
Luther Burbank may yet be able
TO make a wallflower look like a per
feet peach.
DANGEROUS HEIGHT
Mother-What do you think of the
new nursemaid, George?
Father--She looks capable, my
dear. but she's so terribly tall. Think
what distance poor baby will have