The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-06-18

(by Associated PreSS.)
Constantinople June 14-Opening Of
the Greek offensive against the Turkish
nationalsts in Asia Minor is believed
here tonight to be imminent British re-
serves are relieving the Greek 18th divi-
sion at Ismid, on the Sea OF Marmora,
which is proceeding to the Ushak front,
near the Bagdad railway, northeast of
Smyrna.
DISCOVERED, by E. B. K, another "Gigan-
tic June Bride Sale" Do they sell 'em by the
pound or on the hoof?
MEBBE THE ATTORNEY REFUSED TO KISS
HER. HELL HATH NO FURY.
ETC, YKNOW.
Sir: The kissing blonde" who recently
hurled an inkstand at an attorney at the Ortiz
vein sideshow is not the first person to use
such an article in assaulting the enemy. Mar
tin Luther, it is said hurled an inkstand at
Satan, admonishing Hon. Devil to 'be quiet
long before the days of white mule and home
brew. Perhaps this fetching lady this is
Chicago ENTERTAINMENT thought she was in
Satan's realm mistook the attorney for "Auld
Cutie" and did her best to emulate NJ. LIS
example. SOLOMON PIFFLE.
Add "Appetizing Dishes.
From The Argus.1
To Be Rid of Moths-Sponge the
clothes with gasoline, put away damp
Sprinkling chloride lime on the floors
OF closets is also good to keep them out.
When these are forced through
pastry tube they are especially at
FOR the foregoing household hint you are
indebted to E. B. K, to whom expressions of
gratitude should be mailed in care of this
Mausoleum OF Mirth.
ADDING TO THE GLORY OF SOLOMON.
Sir: Sunday school teacher in La Porte,
Ind. asked her class: How many wives did
Solomon have" One youngster replied: HE
had six hundred wives and three hundred lady
friends" Out of the mouths of babes ?nv, ?
CALLIOPE
LET us (as we have nothing better to do,
study few headlines. eve have found suc5
study proftable.) First let us give our atten.
ton to the Quincy Wing Journal. Here is an
S-column streamer. Porter Peace Measure
Passes House and Goes to Senate for Action,
followed by a 1-column head, Peace Bill Is
Now Up to Senate; Porter Bill Goes Senate:
Passed in House" The head writer, one con-
cludes. has plenty Of space and type but little
imagination. And on the same page this:
Union Rail Workers Win Before Rail Board I;
Ruling by Rail Board Aids Labor; Settle Test
Cases in Favor of Union Men,. Repetition
seems to be the life of the page
GOSH! WE'RE GRATEFUL FOR THIS.
Mac, darlint: DOM little light readin'-
as I'm prone to do at times-I ran ferninst
this, which ought to settle the question. The
conductor is the bhoy, Mac. The thing was
written in early Sanskrit but as near az
could make it out it read this way:
kiss conductor, kiss with care,
KISS upon the entrance OF the passenjaire.
three-ply kiss for q bridge line fare.
| two-ply kiss for Long View fare,
A one-piy kiss for a'Watch Tower fare
Kiss conductor. kiss with care.
| Kiss upon the entrance Of the passenjaire"
think that oughta be printed on car cards
don't you? JUDY.
/ AGAIN speaking OF headlines 1.-THE subject
intrigues US, you see) the Bloomington Panta-
graph should get rid Of the Appoint extra con.
densed type it uses for that purpose. Theil
head writer's are compelled to use the article.
"a, IAN" and ''the" in order to fill the space
L.. Still. mebbe it isn't the fault Of the type
The Moline Dispatch headlines in larger type
Harding Annuls A War Contract.
| IN his colyum June IA F. P. A. wonder.
about the s. c. big fight thus:
Dempsey or Carp? Dempsey or Carp!
| You tell em. razor, you're terribly sharp
And on June Is he sings again:
.Carpy or Demp? Carpy or Demp!
(which Of these goofs'n be knocked through
the hemp!"
May We add couplet?
Which have you picked! Which have yos
| picked?
us. we are hoping that Dempsey get,
licked!
PSHAW! That street car question GOMEZ
to pestsr rs ct every turn. Frinstance, whez
the one-man cars are put In service and on
ldesires Information from the conductor how Il
lone 70 acquire It without violating the rules
TIE signs say. Don't talk to he motor
mAA. & Z N'0.