The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-06-17
ON THE FUNNY BONE

corner.
lie studied II carefully Well" he
finally said, I'D simply put a period
after it like this"
u wouldn't" laughed the high
school girl. "f'd make dash after
itl"--Science and Invention Maya
zine.
Jack-"which do you consider the
best years Of woman's life?"
Fac-"oh, the first five years she's
eighteen. should sayl"--Carteons
Magazine.
In a shoe shop on Third avenue.
New York. this sign My will Is good
my price is Just, treat you well, bat
cannot trust"
sign in window of Park Row, New
York, clothing store: Why go further
to get stung?"
From drug store to drug store is the
shortest distance between two pints.
Life
II should like to be excused. your
honor" said a man who had been
summoned on a jury.
What for"
y owe man afty dollars. and
want to hun, him up and pay H."
do Won mean 70 tell this Court you
would hunt up a man TO pay bin in
stead OF waiting for him to hunt sou
upg"
YES"
You are excused; / don't want any
man on the jury who will lie like
that"
Professor What is the best time
for gathering applesy
Young Student Please, sir. when
the farmers back Is turned, and there
IS no dog in the orchard"
Willis our company was getting
600 barrels a day when suddenly. on
December l. our production stopped
GiiiIH That's funny. I never heard
of an 81 wcli acting Ike that before
wills Who's talking aboui oil
wells1-This WAS a brewery. Judge
20. John, Nora told me today she's
going 80 leave"
What's hat, my dcar7 Does shr
want another raise
No. John. It's not that She says
MS no FUN iiTiine with a poiieewom.
an '=-I Judge
III Crabbo ever comes around your
place to borrow anything don't you let
him have II 4"
You've spoken too late. He was
around yesterday
You rhump' What did ho borrow g.
Trouble ilo'H IN the hospital poW
Boston Transcript
!. ~. = Cuniua I'm 80 against II
must have money. but I've no idea
where ! can get g.
\. o Koyuo Glad 10 hear that I
thought perhaps yea had an idea you
could Ee, a from me.
Two tots we're recently overheard
discussing their plans FOR the future
What are yoH gpinE % be vixen
you get big asked one
Well. ara not going to be married
and am not guing 10 be- an old
maid, vas the reply
You VIII have 20 be one or the
other said the arsi
= won't either Nas The reI0indeg
= guess I can be- a uurBa
What picture did you fro laai
night7"
= confess ! don't know They
showed ~ many announcements Of
coming pictures that got all baiied
up Film Fun
How much OF an allowance do you
give your wife,"
Say you don't know my wife. I
give her my salary and she gives me
the allowance
"A dozen inmates broke out AZ once
in the prison"
What with lmpunilyg'
No, With tho measles
Male shopper Ny wife sen, me for
some hlst
CLERK For yourself or for herr
Male shopper What difference
does that make?
CLERK II Its Tor yourself It's beef
n It's Tor her It's lace Judge.
There's iooi-proof airplauo on
the market"
Good What's its main character
lstlc?"
1T won't ny"
Who is the best man usually at a
wedding"
The preacher lie gets the profit
and takes no risk
A western evangelist makes prac-
ticc Of painting religious lines on
rocks and fences along public high
ways One ran What win you do
when you die?"
Came an advertising man and
painted under Il.
Use Delta Oil Good for burns. ~
The American Legion Weekly,
BOTH WE'RE NAMED JACK