The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-25

: Bald Heads.
You're Not Through.
Foolish Law.
Criminals Can Read.

presching to three thousand on
Sunday, told them the Satanic
order" now ruling the world is
about to end.
In 1925 Athe Lord will reveal the
perfect food" and after that peo-
pie will live forever. To those
that are bald and toothless, hair
a1( teeth will come back.
This earth is to last forever and
people win live on it forever.
Death, unpleasant thing, was not
included in the original pro-
gram. Adam caused it by his
disobedience. But, Adam and Eve
had started their little family be-
fore the disobedient apple-esting
incident. II there had never been
Any death, how would the prob
lem Of overpopulation have been
solved?
Speaking for bald heads who
are to get back their hair and
tssth-half Of them, at least, have
scnss enough not to want ever
again 10 see those teeth or that
hair. They are grateful to know
that they are to be relieved from
duty here. The more 30 as the
~Reverend" Rutherford intimates
that the perfect food win be
grapefruit and oatmeal" If
that is to be the perfect food,
why move upward from the mon-
key? He could get grapefruit and
= good imitation Of oatmeal
Morgan d Company are send
lng one hundred million more
American dnllars to France. This
country wants to see France pros
per. likes 70 oblige = friendly gov
ernmsnt, but isn't II possible to
do 50 on some non-usurious basis?
The bonds pay seven and . half
Per ce1t . disgraesful rate OF in
{teYest to take from q friendly na-
tion. They ara sold to The public
et ninety-tve cents on tho dollar,
which makAs than pay moro than
EIGHT par cent. Brokers that
sell thsm gst . rske-o6 below
f,insty-hve, and Morgan 4 Com
psny get another rake-o6 below
That. President Harding Is inter-
estad in projecting the United
States against excessive shipments
pf money abroad. II might be
worth while to find ont Just how
nuch of rake-o6 it pays Morgan
~ Company to send . hundred mill
ion out Of the country.
No one needs to be told that
Amsricans desiring to build new
factory or otherwise give employ
nent to labor stand poor chance
II borrowing money in the United
States today ut any decent inter
st rate on any ordinary security.
The most stupid and unworthy
cature Of our immigration laws
the literacy test. 1t admits q
Professional forger, because he can
rite his name--and the names OF
thers--it repeatedly. excludes en-
ire families, because the father,
oYming here to take MP and de-
yelop unused farm lands in the
West, and help feed the world. Is
lliterAte.
Three italian women. sisters,
came together. Two could read.
khe third had done all the work
for the other two while they went
ko school. She, a devoted woman.
The sort that every country needs,
WAS separated from her two sis
ters and sent back. Is that worthy
|of country calling. itself civil
izedf
Abraham Lincoln's mother was
an iIliterate woman. Would it
have been wise to shut her out?
A deep affection in the heart
>f President Harding is for his
lister, a noble woman, who has
devoted her life to teaching chill
rem in public schools.
She can tell him that no public
chool children are more promis-
hS thar, those of illiterate foreign
arents. They lack book knowl-
dge. but they have the AMBI-
rION to cross the great ocean
Ind bring their children to the land
y Opportunity;
AMBITION is what this coun-
nv needs in it's population. Read
ne and writing our public schools
viii supply. And what more
asinine than a literacy test "to
Keep out criminals" Criminals.
drunken Russian grand dukes
Md fortune hunting sponges from
England and other countries can
ali READ.
Whoever is guilty Of an act that
BE knows may kill another is
guilty Of murder or manslaughter.
Hundreds of thousands are sell
Sing poisonous whiskey IN this
country now because Il is prof
itable and they are not afraid Of
)the consequences.
Murder and robbery are also