Arizona republican., 1921-12-31
TALK AND GR|D|RON STUNTS FEATURE
 ROTARY LUNCHEON

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 "Ethics of Rotary as applied to every day business" was ably dis cussed by A. A. Betts of the state corporation commission during the regular weekly meeting of Rotarians yesterday. The talk proved to be a regular business mans sermon and was much appreciated by all present.
 Under the direction of P. G. Spills bury, chairman in charge of group E.. rousing gridiron program was presented. Clever satire, Quibs and burlesques on events of the past year cropped out with stacatto quickness throughout the delightful entertain ment. Prominent men of the city, business ventures, personal incidents, public happenings, all came in for fair share of exploitation. From various parts of the floor were interpolated roasts on pertinent topics and fellow members. These were clever and served to reveal the close personal acquaintanceship en- joyed by Rotarians who instantly l recognized and placed various pecu- liar characteristics and happenings | alluded to in these "hot shots" Howard Aller and Eugene Redewlll ! carried away the honors of the grid iron entertainment with a tableau in l which each represented Father Time, carrying the sickle and garbed in the flowing robes. To the jolly tune of ''Mr. Dooley'' they sang in turn many verses directed at some local event or person. They were accompanied l by Cliff Carpenter and Peter Venne. | Following are a few excerpts from a lengthy riot of such verses: | Oh, Mir. Dooley.
 Oh, Mir. Dooley,
 The year gone by has been a mess l you see, In Nineteen twenty-two We'll try and better do It never was the fault of Rotary. Wallace Button. benedict,
 Well along in life.
 Received congratulations when he
 won himself a wife. 1 Wallace grinned from ear to ear When Doctor Stork was called. It looks just like it's father.
 For the baby's head is bald.
 Oh, Nineteen twenty-one.
 Oh, Nineteen twenty-one. We think of safety pins and then we | are
 Surprised at Waffle
 And think it jolly
 That he is anybody's fond papa. Dwight B. took a little trip
 The battlefields to see.
 And Dominick went with him
 On trip to Italy.
 With Dwight B. gone things went tc
 helli
 We cabled him one night. ! I
 Please hurry home, dear Dwight" Oh, Nineteen twentY-one.
 Oh, Nineteen twenty-one. You spoiled Dwight B.'s vacation
 over sea. He didn't care if
 l He saved the tariff.
 We always can depend upon Dwigh
 B.. Now certain followers of Debs And yellow streaked folk Circulated rumors that
 Bill Thompson's bank was broke: ? But Bill got down upon his knees And prayed like men of old
 The City of the Angels heard
 And sent him lots of gold.
 Oh, Nineteen twenty-one,
 Oh. Nineteen twenty-one,
 You pulled bonehead when yol
 tried at that. For Bill has millions. ; Yes Bill has billions: ! In fact. please note that Bill is wax . s ing fat. !, We had a great fantastic dance Out in Masonic hall, r. Where all the lords and ladies wen t To tend the Gov'nor's ball; 5, The saddest thing in all the year q It never clear was made D. That when one dances at ball o The piper must be paid. Il Oh, Nineteen twenty-one. Oh. Nineteen twenty-one. e Let not these facts the page of his e tory fill.
 It's diplomatic )f And democratic 'e To pay for a Republican party's bil 1T Since Mir. volstead made us dry l. Our city Dads they found h That our supply of water h WoulG not nearly go around. l. They hitched us to the Verde d With a mighty pipe of wood n The ladies now can wash their hail 0. Before they never could. l. Oh, Nineteen twenty-one. }; Oh, Nineteen twenty-one. ,r Our papers made their boast a trif d soon. ,e Of salt there's still a lot: DO The ladies know it not. L. The VerdeH be here by crack of doom. 5, -O-
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