The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1921-01-10
HOW TO GIT MARRIED;
WHICH is GOOD FOR THEM
AS is AND THEM AS AMT

is starten to git old, en- all Nv the
young pepul is beginner to turn theil
| heads also their feet to other things
| is goen to tell everybody with theil
yeller dog what has been loaden my
! mind which is about to blow up. This
same hein on how to git married
! Now SUM gasabo o12e told yours
! truly 1t don't take no more to feed
two en- it does one but as I amt got
theu feeder the two yet l can't tell
whether he was lyen or not anyway
you kin try it as maybe you will git
thru quicker en- l will
Never haven been married very
many times, l is capable to tell all
OF these yung ones, what has had
their minds turned on account NV it
goen toward spring, jest how this
same is done. Cause as the filosofer
says, in the spring Nv the year the
yung folks now turns their heads on
love an other green things altho most
NV the turner on is done by the mail,
fer as old Kip says the female is the
deadest NV the speeches which same
when he said it was great big
bone head cause they amt no such
animal what is dead on speeches.
How sumever you kin save bout
who done the turner on to scrap
erbout when you is once safely mar
ried, which same I have never seen,
fer nobudy is safe when they is mar
rled, which same l have never been,
any time, all dependen on if she is
a good shot.
Anyhow, rule number the firstly,
is to get girl what is willen altho
this amt necessary all NV the time,
as | has know lots NV fellers what
has married tartars, dolls, chickens,
old hens and sum Wimen says what
sum men married is cut but as all
the wimen loves each other maybe
this is pet name also old maids has
been knowed to git married, altho
the Teller what they picked wusn't
one Nv them as knowed.
But haven girl will sum times
help, how sumever if you amt got no
girl don't git discouraged cause there
is jest good fish in the sea as what Is
kot altho l never seen nobudy what
ever married a fish even if lots NV
porr fish has been married.
Rule number secondly is when
you has located one what is Willen
which amt hard, is to find if it is you
what she is willen fer Cause sum
times it is sumbudy else what they is
had their hooks out fer only you is
the one what bit. Also maybe you
has got a ivory Koko or amt got enuf
bones which same is allus true cause
the wimen folks wus made NV the
ribs Nv the mails also maybe her old
man, sumtimes called father, is
balkv as lots NV mules has baked
before also sum what is horse
faced. Then nuther maybe is, yer
folks amt been moved into right
circle as gitten into the ring is sum
tut en- moven costs lots NV jack en-
it yer old man amt much good on
kechen Jack only good at kechen the
duce why you is I'D agenst it also
maybe YOU amt too cute fer anything
altho never wus no great shakes
fer bow legged guys, only | guess
you kin walk that way if you wants
to be cute fer her.
This rule Nv two is a long one but
you will wish it Wus longer after you
is tied up also most Nv the above
kin be doctored fer if you knows
how.
Rule number three, amt the rule
NV three. cause this is where the rule
NV one begins.
Now haven found she will take you
fer the batter en- leave you fer
worse why you is up agenst gitten
sum parson what kin stand yer looks. |
to tie the knot but be sure en- git |
one what amt got much muscle,
cause maybe you will want a loose
knot tied, en- if they gifts you tied
in a hard knot you kin allus git the |
uncoOked end of the deal fore you
kin git yer self untangled, course if |
all the parsons is busy you kin fall |
back onto the judge only don't fall /,
100 far as maybe you will find he is
hard to lite onto sumtimes bein
lardern the preacher specially if he
Amt in office hours sides he is used |
to judgen en- he may Judge you is
fool which wont be far off but u.s.
Tally he is sum good old scout what |
likes the dollars en- maybe he has
given life sentences before.
Rule number four is where you
inds out that sum BUDDY has slipped
one on you which same is bride
IN it amt got the binders cut off |
rum it either cause you is only sup
posed to look at one person forever
more, as men don't count en- chickens
10 which same is like throwen pearls
1t the swines as it gifts lots NV
'queals also kicks but barren most
Nv the likely things you should be
happy which same if you aint is
most likely her fault an you is an
nigel.
Now has only layed four rules en-
um lays dozen which don't help
my more as one rule would be better
which same is let the wimen do the
narryen as they is the ones what is
o be suited as nun NV the men folks
'ver is en- as the poet says, "How
much the wife is dearer than the
ride" which same you is gen to
ind out even if prices to dropen also
I'D R. w. Emmy once said as this
narryen game wus open question
n rk frrrn tho fiy,o ~, I,,n |