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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
DELAYED ACCOUNT CENSOR.
SHIP

CProbably the British cable.)
The pun we had to epltaph last
week concerned the advice given
Cap'n Guy Holden by his physician,
who seemed to think the cap would
improve more rapidly If he chased
more and chased Moore less.
The one thing that can be more
disconcerting than intelligent
hatred Is demanding love.
When bankers become as wise as
doctors, they will charge for their
| advice, and then everybody will
take it.
TIE LAST CHANCE.
When the angel Gabriel toots
his horn
And our ancestors rise,
! I'm going to take a look around
And lamp lot OF guys.
IN find the man who first
had bugs,
Who invented pleurisy.
Who put the temp in temperature,
These guys must answer me!
I'll tell saint Pete Of all
the woes
They visited on mankind,
And ask when he serves canta-
loupe,
To give them only rind.
I'm going to see why Napoleon
TT a l., l., ,sn1k,t - L. Ill III
I'm find out who stole Charley Ross,
Who did Billy Patterson dirt.
Perhaps I'll learn who started
the war.
What happened at Versailles,
Why Fail and Bursum parted
ways,
Who caused the car to die.
I'll ask why chickens cross
the road,
Likewise how old is Ann.
Why women married Nat Good
I'll find out if l can.
I'd like to know why Jiggs
Where Sennett gets his girls,
Where Ziegfeld gets those squads
of this,
For the Midnight Merry Whirl.
I'd like to know where people get
The coin to purchase cars,
What right has Debs to think
that he
should not stay hind the bars!
Did Jimmy Cox think he'd
q chance,
If so, who told HIM that?
Why is it that man stays thin,
And his sweety gets so fat?
What sort of chin has
Charley Hughes,
What's become of Colonel House L?
Who owns our local ev'ning sheet,
How poor is church mouse?
Why do the folk of Santa Fe
KNOCK Albuquerque SO?
Who said Marse Henry never
drank?
These things want to know!
may be busy on the day
That Gabriel toots his horn,
But III do my best to find
these out,
Just as sure as you are born.
The hand that rocks the cradle
may rule the world, but it is a
poor one to pick out neckties.
IT n n
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04

Pastime Theater - huge e
.O'Brien, as the principal star in
Worlds Apart" drew out big
crowds at the Pastime yesterday,
and the management is repeating
the great picture today: also re-
peating Harold Lloyd in Pumping
Into Broadway" and the Fox
NoMs" picture reel.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
THEATERS TODAY

"B" Enthusiastically Gish will
repeat as the leading star in The
Ghost in the Garrett" at the "B"
for the last time today she is one
of the best on the Paramount list
of stars; so see her today. The cpl
.sode of Pirate Gold" is also be-
ing repeated.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
Wis TRUE. IT'S EASE.

The rumor that Mr.. Robert
Waugh and Mr.. BenJa min Cordova
would open ping pong and fiddle
dewink parlor at Barelas hall can
not be confirmed.
1t was stated, however, by one
person who saw their exhibition of
the manly art Wednesday evening
that these games are much too
strenuous for the gentlemen in
question.
If man is rich and does not
keep his pants pressed, he is eccen-
trio. But If man is poor and
does not keep his pants pressed. he
is just plain sloppy.
A woman will go out of her way
to tell you how much she hated to
have her hair bobbed, when she
knows down deep in her heart that
she did it because she thought 1t
would make her look younger,
But il never does
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
THEN AND NOW.


In ancient times when man was
chagrined, he tore his clothes. Ir
more recent times he attempted &c
drown his sorrow. Nowadays he
can do neither on account of the
cost.
Oh Death! Where is thy sting!
POPULAR FICTION: "Prohibi.
ton was forced upon us by min
GRITTY"
Stomach pumps could be hand
led successfully by the vendors OF
nose paint.
1t seems particularly fitting that
Mr.. Bloom should write of blooms
Once upon a time woman
bought her dresses to match heI
complexion.
Tempora mutantur, ct nos mu.
tamur in ills.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
Crabbscrawlings
A LARRYISNI.

A LARRYISM.
ITS easy enough to be pleasant
When nothing threatens to kill us
But the man worth while
Is the man who can smile,
In spite of tuhercle bacillus"
Gossip, to small minds, is import
ant news.
Most men are like tomatoes The
older they get, the softer they be-
come.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
Guard GIeanings
BY The Corporal.

Horses for Troop A arrived last
Tuesday and were warmly well
coined by the members of the
troop. All are black and Troop A
has become known as Albuquer-
que's Black Horse troop.
The first official fall from a
horse recorded by the Corporal
went to the credit Cor debiD of
Pryt. Donald Toulouse. The sec
ond fall was recorded by Lieuten-
ant Kolle Sunday morning, who
kept on going after his mount
stopped. True to army traditions,
which require an officer to set
'em up" whenever he comes out
second best with a horse. Lieuten-
ant Kolle bought drinks for the
crowd-but' like the old gray mare,
they "ain't what they used to be-
Troopers could be seen riding
around the town yesterday trying
out their mounts. The stables west
OF Huning's castle are in charge
of Sergeant Stackhouse. The pub
lie is invited to visit the stables.
The next drill for Troop A will
| be held Tuesday evening, at 1880.
This will be >the last dismounted
drill of the troop for some time,
Beginning next Sunday mounted
drills will start, the place TO be
ANNOUNCED later.
There are a few openings for
men to enlist in Troop A at pres
Ient, owing to a squadron order
transferring several men from
Troop A to Troop f. These will be
filled Tuesday evening and then
membership in the organization
will be closed.
Troop f started off with a bang
at a dinner Thursday evening. For
weight men were enlisted at that
time and, since, enough men have
Joined to insure a sufficient num-
Der for federal inspection to be
held week after next. Members of
the new troop declare they will
soon be hot on the trail of Troop
A. for the honor Of being the best
drilled outfit.
Two new uits for the New Mex
leo guard were started this week
l'by Adj. Gen. Henry Rolf Brown,
Mai. ]. H. Toulouse and sgt. II. o.
Clagett, who visited Estancia and
Belen for this purpose. Belen gets
q company of engineers and Estan-
cia is TO have a troop of cavalry
General Brown inspected the
stables of Troop A sunday morn
ing and expressed himself as be-
| ing pleased with the neatness and
efficiency of the men in charge.
He declared the stables equalled
il not surpassed regular. army
establishments.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04

Lyric Theatcr Not Guilty"
with an all-star cast, will be re-
peated at the Lyric today for the
last time; the management is also
repeating the episode of 1.-THE Pur-
pie Riders"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
LEGAL NOTICE


State of New Mexico. County of
Bernalillo. In the Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of Ad-
die L. Gill Mugglcy Deceased.
Notice is hereby given to whom
it may concern: That Alvin Fl. Ger
deman, the undersigned. was APP
pointed on the 18th day of March,
A. ID. 1921. Executor of the Last
VIII and Testament of Addie l..
Gill Mugsley. deceased, by the Pro-
bate Court of Bernalillo County,
New Mexico. and all persons hav-
Jig claims against said estate will
present the same within the time
prescribed by law.
ALVIN II. GERDEMAN,
Executor.
March II, A. D. 1921.
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE
In the Matter of the Estate of
Thomas Herbert Bachmann. De-
ceased.
Notice is hereby given that Err
nest Polansky, Administrator of the
estate of Thomas Herbert Bach
mann, deceased, has filed in the
Probate Court of Bernalillo County.
New Mexico, his final report as
SUCH Administrator. and the Court
mas appointed Monday, the 18th
DAY OF April, 1921. as the day for
nearing objections. If any there be.
TO the approval of said final report
and the discharge of said Admin
iStrator.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said Probate Court this 18th day Of
March, 1921.
(seaD FRED CRoLLoTT
Clerk of Said Probate Court.
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE.
In the Matter of the Estate Of
Emile Reynaud, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that AL
fred Cordeman, Administrators n,
the estate of Emile Reynaud, de-
ceased. has filed in the Probate
court or Bernalillo County. New
Mexico, his final report as such
Administrator, and the Court has
appointed Monday, the 18th day of
April, 1921, as the day for hearing
objections, if any there be, to the
approval of said final report and
the discharge of said Administrator
Witness my hand and the seal Of
sald PROBATE Court this 18th day Of
March, 1921.
(SeaD FRED CROLLOTT.
Clerk of Said Probate Court.
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATOR
In the, Matter Of the Estate of Poll.
carpio Armijo, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that Petro-
MIA Sanches de Armijo, David 7.
Armi1o, Jake S, Armijo. Adminis-
traitors of the estate of Policarpio
Armijo, deceased, have filed in the
Probate Court of Bernalillo County
New Mexico, their final report 40
such Administrators, and the Court
has appointed Monday the 18th
day of April, 1921, as the dav fo.
hearing objections, If any there ha
TO the approval of said final renort
and the discharge of said Admins
traitors
Witness my hand and the seal NJ
sald Probate Court this 18th dav Of
March, 1921. ' VI
(Seal) FRED CROFT orr :
S'esk Vt said Probate Court ,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
ANOTHER IARRYISM.

"a hunger is much like a frog
you never can tell from looking at
him how far he will jump or when
he Is going to croak."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
Lewis and r.ondos Matched.

Chicago, April Sd "Stran-
gle,' Lewis, worlds wrestling cham
pion, has been matched to meet
Jim Lopaos here April IS.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04

There are 20 nationalities repre-
sented among the 40S students, en-
rolled in night schools Of citizen
ship IN Alaska.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04

Prince George Of Bavaria,
grandson of Emperor Francis Jo-
seph of Austria, recently ordained
monk, celebrated his first mass
at a Jesuit convent at Innsbruck.
The Prince was a major in the
Austrian army during the war.
He was married to the Arch
duchess Isabella of Austria, but
the pair were divorced soon after
marriage because of some ritual
oversight IN the ceremony.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04

AS early as 1889 punishment by
flogging for unruly students was
applied at Harvard college,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04

The English language is derived
chiefly from Anglo-Saxon, Latin
and Norman French.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
ARRESTAMAN AND WIFE
ON CHARGE OF MURDER

New York, April 3.--Mrs. Caro-
line Verderosa, II years old, step
daughter of the dead woman, and
her husband, Luciano, 2S. were
arrested today charged with the
murder of Mrs. Catherine Tr6tta, a
widow of Brooklyn. following the
discovery last night of her body
near pond.
The body, richly clad, was
wrapped in an expensive shawl and
with a piece of rope tied about the
neck. The woman had been miss
ing a month. Police declare rela-
tives had quarreled over the distri-
button of her husbands estate.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04

Unused land in Austria is now
requisitioned by national. provin-
cial or municipal authorities, and
used as public Fairgrounds.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04
FAMOUS NECKS.
Horses -
lace,

- lace.
Rubber ---------.
Where the chicken got the ak.
A blonde In our village was asked
if she did not think another lady
was rather good looking. WELL
an, she's dark
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-04

The hand that rocks the cradle
may rule the world, but it is a
poor one to pick out neckties.
T. b. c.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1921-10-06

check for the sum of Twenty-Five Dol
lars, ($25.00). Fifteen Dollars ($15.00)
of which will be returned upon surren-
der of said plans, specifications and
blue prints.
All proposals must be made on
forms furnished by the Benton Frank
lin Intercounty Bridge Company, and
must be accompanied by a certified
check in the sum of Ten Thousand
Dollars, ($10,000.00), payable to the
Union Trust Company, of Walla Wal
la. Treasurer, as guarantee that the
bidder will enter into a contract and
give bond for the completion Of the
work, within 20 days in case his bid
shall be accepted. Checks of unsuc-
cessful bidders will be promptly re-
turned after the award to the sue
cessful bidder, provided that the check
of the next lowest bidder may be re-
tanned by the corporation until the ex-
ecution of the contract and bond by
the successful bidder.
The Company reserves the right to
reject any and all bids or to accept
any bid it may deem to be for the best
interests of the stockholders.
ON-FRANKLIN INTERCOUN-
TY BRIDGE COMPANY,
By T. o. WEBSTER, Secretary.
9:29-10:e
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NOTICE TO BIDDERS

Sealed proposals for furnishing all
labor and material for the construc-
tion of a bridge and the approaches
thereto, to be known as the Kenne-
wick-Pasco Bridge over the Columbia
River, between Benton County and
Franklin County, Washington, togeth-
err with all incidental work, according
to the plans and specifications, will
be received by the Board Of Trustees
of the Benton-F Franklin Intercounty
Bridge Company, at the banking house
of the Union Trust Company of Wal
la Walla, Washington, until two o'clock
D. m, on Friday, the 14th day OF Octo-
Der, 1921.
plans and specifications for the
work are on file at the office of I. o.
Webster, Secretary of the Company, al
1.-THE Grand Hotel, in the City OF Wal
la Walla, Washington. and at the OF,
flee of Charles G. Huber. AZ Central
Building, Seattle, Washington, and
copies can be obtained from the Sec;
rotary, upon the deposit of certified
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1921-10-06

his ranch, miles north of Benton
City, Washington, the following es-
tray, mare and colt: One mare, age
6, color, bay, brand ...-..-...-. right side
of neck and on hip; one colt, age 6
months, color bay, no brand, four
white feet, white spot in forehead.
Said estrays will be sold to the high
est bidder for cash at the place kept,
on Saturday, the 22nd day Of October.
1921, at the hour of 10 o'clock in the
forenoon of said day, unless the owner
thereof, or his legal representative,
shall appear prior to that time. and
make out his title and pay all charg-
es against said estrays.
Date of first publication of this no.
tice, October 6, 1921.
KATHRYN SEVERYNS,
Auditor of Benton County.
By TRESSIE MERCER, Deputy.
1O:6-10:13
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~ lying North of the North bound
Try Of the O.-W. r. & N. Co.'s right

airy Of the O.-W. R. & N. Co.'s right
of-way.
That portion of the Northeast quar-
ter of the Southwest (NEA SWA)
lying North Of the North boundary of
the O.-W. r. & N. Co.'s right-of-way
and the right-of-way Of Lateral 2 of
the Columbia Irrigation District.
The Routes and termini of the Main
Line and Lateral of the Drainage Sys-
tenn are described as follows:
Main Line ga"
Beginning at point where the
North and South center line Of Section
4, Township 8 North, Range 80 e. w,
NJ. intersects the South bank of the
Columbia river: running thence due
South along the North and South CEN
ter line of Section to the South quar-
ter corner of Section 4 a distance Of
300 feet; thence due South along the
North and South center line Of Section
9 of said Township and Range a dis
lance of $40 feet; thence due West
$50 feet to point of intake.
Lateral "AB"
Commencing at a point on the North
and South center line of Section 4
Township 8 North, Range 80 E. w. M.
80 feet North of the South quarter cor.
ner of Section a; thence due West par
allel to and 80 feet North Of the Sec
ton line between Sections and g.
ITO feet to the point of intake.
Dated at Prosser, Washington, thi!
3rd day of October. 1921.
KATHRYN SEVERYNS.
County Auditor and Ex-O fficio Clerl
Of the Board of County Commissioners
Benton County, Washington.
10:6-10:2l
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NOTICE OF BOND SALE

Notice is hereby given that the UNI
dersigned County Treasurer OF Benton
County, State of Washington, and the
Board of Directors f'School District
Number IS, of said county and state,
will sell to the highest and best bidder
the bonds of said School District on
Saturday, October 18th, 1921, at the
hour of II o'clock m. :.
The amount of the bonds to be sold
is Four Thousand (S4,000.O0) Dollars.
The time to run, nine years, with the
option to redeem said bonds as fol-
lows: Five Hundred (s500.00) Dollars
each year beginning in 1928. The
principal and interest payable at the
office of said County Treasurer of
Benton County, State Of Washington,
Interest payable annually.
The bids will be considered on the
day and hour above mentioned and the
bidder will name the price and rate of
interest at which he will purchase
said bonds. Bids will be received at
the office of the undersigned up to the
time of considering bids, as above
stated.
Bonds cannot bear greater rate
of interest than six per centum.
The undersigned and the Board of
Directors reserve the right to reject
any or all bids.
Dated at Prosser, Washington, this
22nd day of August, 1921:
Treasurer of Benton County, Wash.
First Publication Sept. %, 1921
Last Publication Oct. Is, 1921.
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of Interior


u. S. Land Office at Walla Walla,
Washington, September IL, 1921.
NOTICE is hereby given that John
R. Grove, of 2617 Fourth Avenue,
West, Seattle, Washington, who, on
December %. 1910, made Desert Land
Entry, No. O4896, for SEA, Section
8, Township N, Range q E., Will
lamette Meridian, has filed notice of
intention to make Final Proof, under
the third paragraph of Section 5 OF
the act of March 4, 1915, to establish
claim to the land above described, be-
fore E. w. Trenbath, United States
Commissioners, at Kennewick, Wash
ington, on the 22d day Of October,
1921.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Gordon Holmes, of Paterson,
Washington.
F. E. Mathews, of Paterson, Wash
ington.
Asa M. Dutton of Kennewick, Wash
Eben A. Dutton, of Paterson, Wash
ington.
Not coal land.
FRED M. HEDGER,
9:15-10:13 Register,
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Der, 1921, took up and. now keeps at
Jennings on the 18th day of Septem-
ESTRAY SALE $4,000
NOTICE is hereby given that Enos
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NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATORS
SALE OF REAL ESTATE


In the Superior Court of the State
of Washington in and for Benton
County.
In the Matter of the Estate of Mary L.
Hendrick, Deceased.
NOTICE is hereby given that at the
front door of the First National Bank
in Kennewick, Benton County, Wash
ington, on the 9Th day of October, 1921,
at the hour of 10 o'clock in the fore
noon, the undersigned will sell at pub
lie auction to the highest bidder fol-
cash, the following described real es.
tate, to-wit:
The northeast quarter Of section %
township z, north range 80, E. w. M
in Benton County, Washington.
The. successful bidder will be re.
quired to pay 25 per cent of his bic
at the time of sale and the remainder
upon confirmation and delivery oi
deed.
Dated at Kennewick, Washington
this 9th day of September. 1921.
M. M. MOULTON,
Administrator
MOULTON & JEFFREY,
ATTORNEYS for Administrator,
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X X X X X X X * X * xxx X y
x LEGAL PUBLICATIONS X
X X X * X X X X X XXX X X
NOTICE OF HEARING ON FINAL
ACCOUNT AND PETITION
FOR DISTRIBUTION

In the Superior Court of the State
of Washington, for Benton County.
lin Probate.)
No. $40.
In the Matter of the Estate of j.
F. Parks, deceased.
NOTICE is hereby given that M. M.
Moulton, executor, of the above en-
titled estate, has filed his final ac-
count and petition for distribution IN
the office of the Clerk of the above
entitled court and that the court is
asked to settle said final account, to
distribute the property of said Is at
to the heirs or persons entitled to the
same and to discharge the Executor.
Said final account and petition for
distribution will be heard by the Court
at the court house in Prosser, Ben,
ton County, Washington, on the End
day of November, 1921, at the hour OF
10 o'clock in the forenoon.
M. M. MOULTON,
Executor.
MOULTON & JEFFREY,
Attorneys for Executor.
n-LN h.Gv
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MOULTON & JEFFREY,
Attorneys for Executor,
Kennewick, Wash. 1O:6-1O:27
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MOOLIOTN O JET NE =,
Attorneys for Administrator,
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Lot 1.
The Northeast quarter of the North
west quarter (NEA NWA).
The East half of the Southwest
quarter of the Northwest quarter (EK
SWA NWA).
The Southeast quarter of the North.
west quarter (SEA NWA)..
The Southwest quarter OF the North
east quarter (SWA NEA y.
That norton of the Northeast quar-
ter of the Northwest quarter Il the
Southwest quarter (NEA NWA SW
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-12-14

Franklin. Kan. Dcr. 1.-THE hma.
xon army of tho Kansas ramp mine
strike recruited 20 safo women.
marched south from Franklin at
dawn today with tho aTowed lnion.
ilOn ~ Invading Cherokee county
and forcing the mlnorl there to quit
work
In columns 81 y abreast and IN q
fln formation. the picturesque wen.
an u the coal n,lis. each section
commanded b. a general. marched
souihward.
Going into action when they
reached the mines. tie women used
their fists. clubs and pepper boxes
effectively on the miners who had
returned TO work under the dlrcc.
lion Of President Lewis.
At one mine. huge American
flag was un.urled and the mlners
were forced to Kiss the flag. Then
they we're compelled TO take an
oath not TO work until ordered TO re-
sumo operations by Alexander Ho.
wat, president OF the Kansas dis
lrici.