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Pueblo chieftain., 1921-12-03
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gray, rose, navy.
PETT1CoATs, S1.OO
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CHILDREN BOOMERS, SOC
Black Satcen Bloomers, in to ii
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woMEN's UNION SUITS, SOC
Winter weight Unions that were
caught in the flood.
woMEN's OUTING GOWNS
S1.5O
We hope You will compare this with
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weight, fine quality gown.
OUTING FLANNEL BLooMERs
05C
A warm winter garment at very
special price.
woMEN's VESTS. 25c
Heavy weight, fleeccd Vests in all
sizes.
We Ask That You Compare the Fol-
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Store In the West
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Muffs to match ............S SS.OU
BhACK sATEEN WAISTS
81. SO
Some are pleated; some are
tucked: some are plain. All are
exceptional values.
FLANNEL MIDDIEs, S5.75
Bright colors in these popular gar
ments for girls.
HATS, S1.95
Your choice Of 80 good style
Trimmed Hats in Velvets, Felts and
combinations.
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SIX LAWYERS0N One Side
0FCASE IN IRRIGATION SUIT

arly interested who may be allowed
to intervene.
Pershing. Nye. Fry and Talmadge OF
Denver, and Rose and Kelly of
Pueblo, are the names of the attor-
neys signed to the complaint.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-12-03

girls, and numerous friends of the
association.
Refreshments of cider and doughnuts
were served at the close of the enter :
tainment.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-12-03
Georgette Waists
$2.95
Only Seventy-6ve Of Them

--Seventy-hvc lucky women today will be the proud
owners Of these Beautiful Blouses-for surely there
will not be ono left by evening.
Such values as this is what makes Crews-BcKgs'
downstairs store the talk of the town.
Beaded. embroidered and lace trimmed Ccorgettcs,
and palmer styles in Geergcttc and Tafeta combina-
tons. Small sizes mostly.
Downstairs store.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28
Everyday Ad- Ventures

That's What You Call Service
When the days begin to get warm
and long and five-year-Old Dick and
three-year-old Peggy become unusu-
ally active and begin 10 play in the
early morning, just before you and
your husband are up, and they keep
at it hard most of the day
And when you sit on the front
porch and try TO cool off, and at the
same time try TO keep your eye on
the young ideas, you get about as
much rest as a traffic policeman
And when Mrs. Banks calls up
and asks you TO go for a ride, you
have to say, mo. thank you. must
stay with the children this after
noon
And then one day you make up
your mind that this can't go on and
you phone a Help Wanted ad to the
News-Times-
And the next day you select a
neat, intelligent girl from the dozen
who call about the position and you
turn over the childrens' hot weather
maneuvers to her
Ch Lady, That's What You Call
Service!
Copyright, 1921, by Basil L. Smith,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28

\ TOTHING more impresses the stu
N dent Of American history. IN trac-
ing the psychological development
# the people. than the absence OF humor
the first hundred ard nifty years fol-
owing the settlement Of the country
writes Paul Leicester Ford in Many
sided Franklin" The English itera-
ture on which the colonists had been
red showed no lack OF the comic Muse.
md. indeed unquestionably proves a
greater appreciation OF wit and humor
han its present-day successor.
In America, however. either because
he immigrants had been recruited from
he unfortunate and the religiously
tustere. CT because tho hardness Of the
,Orditlons resulted IN n sadness which
tincturcd the lives OF tho people. there
seems to have been practical extinction
IF all sense OF the humorous. Notable
as Franklin IL for many things. perhaps
MS most remarkable attribute is that
the future historian Of the now famous
American humor must begin it's history
With the first publication OF Poor
Richard"
In the Newspaper which Franklin long
,ublished IN Philadelphia there are many
avidenccs that no tried IN every way TO
nject humor into its columns. Here II
what Ford considers "a say news
tenn:
An unhappy man. one Sturgis. upon
come difference with his wife, deter
mined 10 drown himself in the river. and
she CSind wife). went with him. Il seems.
o. see II faithfully performed. and. &C
1rdingly. stood BY silent and uncon-
cernec during the whole transaction. He
Jumped in near CARPENTERS wharf. but
vas timely taken out again before what
.e came about was thoroughly effected.
O that they were both obliged 10 re-
Irn home as they came and put UP for
hat time with the disappointment"
Unlike many another Wit. Franklin
uld get as much run from q story
-sinst himself as one which poked fun
another
Two nights ago" reads one Item
1ted during his famous electrical ex-
1sriments. being about 20 kill a turkey
the shock from two large jars con
-ring as much electrical FIRE as forty
pDmon phials. I inadv ertently took the
hole through my arms and body BY re-
living the fro from the united top
res with one hand. while the other
"a a chain connected with the out
dee % both Jars. The company pres
&c fw1css talking 20 ne and % one an
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28
Secrets of the Movies Revealed

was born in Pittsburg just 90 years
ago and now lives at 123315aC XIII
ago and now lives at 1923 Cursor
av., Hollywood Calf.
Q.-What three movie actresses
were formerly with Gus Edwards
school Days" vaudeville musical
comedy act?
A.-Josephine Hill, Teddy Samp-
son and Lila Lee. Lila Is the adopt
ed daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Gus
Edwards.
Q-What film comedian was born
in CskaloOSa. Ia. and was once a
circus clown and a stage comedian?
A-The gentleman from Oska-
loosa is Chester Conklin who sell
dom reveals his middle name which
is Cooper.
What famous screen beauty did
not begin her film career until after
she was the mother OF two children
and had been twice divorced? The
answer TO this question vii be pub
lished in this department tomor-
row.
(COuvriChr IQ21l
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SAUCE FOR TIE GANDER.


The next morning Dot conde-
scended 20 tell me where she had
been from s O'Clock until midnight
the previous evening.
AS was saying last night when
you few into one Of your ugly tenn
pers. IL seemed a shame 90 come
right home after putting mother
and father on the train.
George suggested that We ride
up the road a little way. and was
glad 20 do 10. II never occurred 20
me that you would object, because
you seem 20 take Edith out 70
luncheon whenever you want to-
Il didn't object 20 your going out
with him. but % the fact that you
didn't tell me anything and left me
at home wondering what terrible
things had happened 20 you
Well. you stay out all hours Of
nhe morning and don't care whether
q worry or not"
80 don't often go out without you,
and you always know where I am
Il know where you say you are
going" she returned cOldly.
Well what happened anyway
] demanded impauently
we passed that restaurant over
looking the Hudson-you know the
one mean. where YOU pick out
your steak in the ice box before
going I'm 20 dinner-and George
suggested dropping in there and
having a dance or two
1T was still early and We did. 1
twice went out into the hall TO
phone you. but each time there was
someone in the booth, so you see I
did think OF you"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28

at his summer home in Southamp-
ton, Long Island, where he rides and
COLTS.
Sec'y of State Hughes never Guilt
waited the vacation habit. He's leased
Ia Chevy Chase home and will spend
the summer threshing out European,
Mexican and far east relations.
Sec'y of War Weeks owns a whole
mountain top up in New Hampshire,
and 'vacates' there helping to get
in the hay. Delay in passing the
army bill will keep him here this
summer.
Atty. Gen. Daugherty will spend
week-ends at Atlantic City. Mrs.
Daugherty. who is an invalid, is stay
ing there. The shack on Paint
creek, out in Ohio where Daugherty
and friends spend several weeks fish
ing every year, won't see him this
summer.
Will Hays. postmaster general.
doesn't think much Of hunting and
fishing. He'd rather hunt for re-
publican votes and angle for more
republican publicity. 'I'll spend my
spare time organizing a welfare de-
partment for the postal employees, %
Will says.
Ed. DENLY, secretary Of the navy,
had plans laid for a trip to the Pa
cif1c, but Admiral Sims 'jackass
speech" made it necessary to call it
off. Now DENLY looks for diversion
in meeting Sims.
Al Fall, secretary Of the interior
is one of the lucky members. He's
going 10 Alaska for two months. He'll
be working" of course. for it's an
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28

Q.-Who are the TALES. and short
est actresses in the movies?
A-The pygmy actress Of the
movies is little Marguerite Clark who
IS two inches less than five feet
tall and weighs but 90 pounds. Shad-
owlands tallest actres IS Blanche
Payson. who towers up 10 six feet
three inches in height and weighs
225 pounds before dinner.
Q.-Who is she? Her real name
is Miriam Battista and she was born
IN san Francisco. Her screen career
dates back 20 the old Triangle days
She recently appeared in a very IA
nous film in which mother love was
the predominating theme. She
weighs $50 pounds. has black hair
and dark eyes and Is seven inches
more than five feet in height.
A.-Miriam Batusta. folks. is none
other than Alma Rubens.
-QDo you know a him actress
named Olive Ffancisg
A.-Perhaps the questions is a
little bit unfair as Olive Francis is
Gloria Hope In the movies. Gloria
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28

illness in Mother Graham always
alarms me greatly. because of her
weak heart. although she has been
in better health during the last year
than at any time since / have known
her.
Working swiftly. 1 took off her
shoes and stockings, put another hot
water bag 10 her feet piled covers on
her. prepared a dose of her heart
drops. and gave it 20 her. As fin
ished administering it, a light knock
sounded on the door.
who is that?" my mother-in-
law demanded.
Il fancy It is Mrs Lukens," I an
swered.
We'll. don't let her in here"' she
commanded. and 1 remembered her
aversion 20 having any stranger near
her when she is i'll.
81 won't" 1 promised. as I opened
the door and stepped into the hall,
closing il carefully after me.
As l had guessed. Mrs. Lukens was
standing in the hall. and one look at
her calm, kind face made my heart a
bit lighter at the prospect of facing
the care of "a sick person in land
strange 10 me.
Il telephoned Jim Paige. she said
tersely, characteristicaly wasting no
words. "and he will be here almost
at once. Now, what is the matter,
and what can l do for you?"
Il am afraid Mother Graham has
influenza" 1 said. secretly quaking
for fear she might think we ought to
take her to a hospital if she We're
suffering from so infectious a disease.
"Of course. Dr. Paige will know, but
her symptoms are very much like
those Of the rest Of us who all had
it last winter So. Of course, you
must not come near. But If Mandy
could cook Us things"
Don't worry. child" she laid a
capable. thin-veined hand on my
shoulder. That's what we're here
for 10 help each other. And every
body in the town has had influenza,
so nobody's afraid of it. Mandy. of
course will do anything you wish.
and so will l."
Margaret" Ny mother-in-law'
high-pitched voice called me per-
emptorily.
Mrs. Lukens smiled cheerily.
send Mandy over for anything
YOU want" she admonished. vanish
ing down the hall leaving behind
her an assurance OF aid and good
will that strengthened me TO meet
whatever might be before me.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28
Confessions OF A Husband!
-- -7
The Mans Side of Married Life
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"A lot OF good II did met I
grunted. II hope Edith gives il 70
George for staying out so late,
though I must say she didn't seem
very worried when ! spoke 10 her
over the telephone last night"
"Oh. did you call her up?
think that's too funny for anything.
What did she say"
That you and George had prob
ably eloped," I said this carelessly.
but watched Dots face.
II = had expected her 20 show any
emotion 1 would have been disap-
pointed. Instead, in tone that
matched my own. she responded:
Did she seem much distressed %
"Not so as you could notice it,
] still felt suIky and kissed Dot
goodby IN evident ill-humor. 1 did
not know what 20 say or do.
Did Dot really care for George
even a little? she had acquiesced
so readily in my intimacy with
Edith? Did that mean that she
desired 20 be with George?
1 knew that my own Irritation
with Edith had been dead wrong,
but still it didn't strike me as being
objectionable. The idea, however,
that Dot would have even the most
trihing and innocent Irritation with
George or any other man was an
entirely different thing
Dot was my wife. / had been
fool 10 imagine that another woman
could ever mean anything TO me. L
would have given everything 1
possessed if we had never come to
know the SlOcums at all.
ITO be COntinued.)
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28
S2BeEtonBraleys Daily Poem
. NINOnQNarliac

With lots of din and clatter;
And when. 20 punctuate the ride. Il
gave a cough or two and died.
How patiently he poked and pried
To learn what was the matter.
one day a wealthy friend Of Jim
was taken by a generous within.
And gave a motor boat 20 him
a neat. efficient beauty;
It's engine seemed 10 hum and purr
with Joy OF living" as it were,
And never did a thing occur
Uniting it for duty
But did this make Jim happy? Nay.
he soon began 10 pine away:
He grew more groUchy day by day,
And bored TO desperation.
For when he need no longer do the
unkering he hankered 20.
He died before a year was through
For lack OF occupauoni
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28
Revelations of a Wife
My Heart and My Husband
By Adele Garrison


For a wonder. Mandy had built the
fire in Mother Graham's bedroom
with "neatness and dispatch" II was
blazing merrily when / went in TO in
spect H. After turning down the
shets and running a hot water bottle
over them that there might be no
possibility Of "A chill for her. i went
back 20 the sitting room. where she
sat stiu shiveriug though hex heavy
bathrobe was wrapped around her,
and she was huddled over the fire.
Come. mother" 1 touched her
shoulder. and she looked up at me
piufully.
do you suppose I'm going 20 be
III. Margaret p" she asked. and there
was distinct fright i'm her eyes.
Not seriously. at any rate"
evaded. i think you are over-ured,
and have caught a bad cold But
Wen have you all right shortly. And
youU feel "a great deal better in bed.
just lean on me. have everything
ready for YOU"
IT guess I don't have 20 be carried
yet" she said with "a flash OF the
spirit she had shown a few minutes
earlier. So I stepped back TO let her
try the walk alone, keeping near
enough. however. 20 catch her If she
should have over-estmated her
strength.
Ny mother-iu-law, however, IS one
of the pIuckiest women 1 ever have
known. / was certain that she would
not ask my assistance unless she
were compelled 10 do so. And 1 was
right i'm my surmise Her indomit-
able spirit carried her through the
room. across the hall. and into her
own room. where she sank painting
but triumphant upon the bed
There You seet" she said child
ishlv. and / smiled down at her IN
diligently.
L see that you're determined 20
have your own way" I said gayly.
"But now I'm going 20 have mine.
Just cuddle down under these covers
and let me take your shoes and
stockings of. There" I adjusted the
hot water bag comfortably against
her spine. I'll get another for your
feet directly. and wen soon get you
warm"
"I-I-don't believe I'll ever get
warm again" she said. with chatter
ing teeth. and I saw that she was
suffering a reaction from the burst
az spirit which had carried her
across the hall.
oh. yes you will" / said. although
my heart was heavy with foreboding.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28

/. July and August are Washing
toms hottest months.
Henry Wallace. secretary of aEri-
culture. is glued 10 his desk by the
woes Of the nations farmers. And
there's a swell little place up in the
Colorado mountains. with abundant
fish and game, that he's just aching
10 see again.
Herb Hoover, secretary Of com
merce, says this isn't his year for a
vacation. Re takes one only every
six years-and he had one last year.
SO Hoover Will just plug along.
Jimmy Davis, secretary Of labor, is
going Moose hunting. Not the ami
mails, you know, but the fraternal
order. He's chief Moose organizer.
He'll attend conventions and things.
and spend a couple of weeks at the
Moose Children's home in Illinois.
Cal Coolidge, vice president, plan
ned a Pacific coast trip, too. Now he
doesn't see anything ahead but an
interminable debate on tariff. taxa
ton and trouble.
Running G government isn't any
fun-if you take it seriously.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28

after consulting many specialists. de-
cided 10 call in Professor Laper-
some. Submitting the child 10 an
X-ray examination he found small
teeth in perfect shape in the orbit Of
the left eye. He says the removal Of
these teeth would not only be pain
full, but extremely dangerous. He
cannot state whether the teeth Will
continue 10 grow, either. All he can
vouch is that they are in the eye. He
further states that it is quite imprac-
ticable for the girl TO make use Of
these teeth. While, as seems only
natural, the girl suffers with her
toothed-eye the teeth have not so far
intereferd with her sight. Professor
Lapersonne is keeping her under
close observation and has already
submitted a long report on the mat
ter TO the French Academy Of Med
icine.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28
AdUice to Girls
By ANNIE LAURIE

DEAR ANNIE LAURIE:
am a girl OF IS years OF age. I
am In love with a boy who Is many
miles away. He told me he loved me.
and am wearing his ring until he
returns. which will be three years
from now.
II I am waiting for him 70 come
back. would 10 be proper for me- to
enjoy the company OF other boy
friends7 Is Il proper for me 70 &C
cept gifts from him7 TINY.
TNY: You cannot afrord 20 make &
recluse OF yourself. my dear. for
= three years. Youth IS ieeting. and
unless you are engaged 70 him you have
a right 70 its full enjoyment. Even II
Fou are hetrothed he should be satisfied
70 let you have other companionship in
uch a long absence. Unless you are
engaged Il Is not proper TO accept gifts
rom him
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28

patriotic speeches. look wise and
draw their pay.
Great! a four-year vacation.
Now picture il again-as il is.
Sweltering summer-the mercury
hitting 105 on Pennsylvania av. Con-
gress still in session and Pres't Hard
ing and his cabinet tied down vaca-
tiOnless for a summer OF tariff and
taxation. Congress probably won't
adjourn before October.
The president had hoped TO make
an inspection trip to Alaska. It's
cool there. But he won't agree 10
let congress adjourn until the tariff
and tax measures are out Of the way.
And thOse-weu, THAT vacations
ended. anyway He'll make up for
it with golf and weekend trips on
the yacht Mayflower.
Here's what cabinet members
wanted TO do-and what they will:
Secy Of the Treasury Mellon hopes
TO be able TO spend some week-ends
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28

we'll 20 describe-a universal blow
throughout my whole body from head
TO foot. which seemed within as well as
without. after which tho FIRST thing
took notice Of was violent. quick shak-
ing OF my body. which gradually remit
ting my senses gradually returned"
But the moment franklin became con-
scious. we arc told. he remarked 20 those
who were tender bending over him:
We'll. I meant 20 kill turkey. and in
stead nearly Killed q goose.'
Perhaps the mos. II nous OF Frankiin's
witty sayings Is that 20 which he gave
voice while the Declaration OF Independ.
ence was being signed. Harrison. who
stood by. nervously declared that the
Congress must hang together IN its de-
fence. Franklin replied:
Yes. ~ must all hang together or we
zh0'f -.' t...., -eVaratelv."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28


II Is an inflammation Of the skin
characterized by the presence Of many
blisters. by great itching. and by its fire.
quent recurrence. The biebs are very
superficial. and the afflicted person may
be In perfect health and comfort, ex-
cept for the local symptom.
To begin with. the fluid in the blister
Is like water. Later II may become pus-
like
The extremities are most likely TO be
involved. especially the forearms. How
ever. Il may appear anywhere. usually
a crop here and then one there.
The red areas gradually fade out and
the blisters dry up. Unless the finger
nails have scratched the itching parts
too severely, no scars are left.
The itching is so intense that the
patient is terribly tempted 10 dig his
nails into the flesh. Like most itching
LESSONS. the symptoms are worse at
night. The itching may be present be-
fore the eruption appears. Sleep may
be broken because OF the itching. dis
comfor- and even pain.
The attack lasts several weeks. IL
sometimes continues for months or even
n year After a few weeks or months.
back comes the condition.
II is this almost inevitable recurrence
that makes the disease so trying. II
NAV appear on and on for a lifetime
with good treatment. the attack Is
controlled in few weeks. But the at
tack Is so severe that the patient Is
better on In bed
Nourishing food. especially milk. is in
dlcated. Meat should be omitted from
the meals. Eggs may wen be avoided.
Care must be exercised 10 establish The
sort OF dietary that VIII agree.
The teeth and gums. nasal sinuses.
tonsils. kidneys and bowels must be
given consideration. Their condition and
proper functioning are important.
Sulphur ointment Is good. busting
powders OF starch and zinc are more
useful.
II the itching Is very severe. a solu-
ton OF hyposulphite OF soda. one drachm
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28
She May Hare a Wisdom
Tooth IN Her Brain, Huh?

PARIS June 27-Professor de La
personne of the French Academy of
Medicine, has found a girl of fifteen
in France who has not ony eye-teeth
in her mouth but small and sound
mouth teeth in one Of her eyes. This
girl has suffered with her eyes since
her first birthday and her parents.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28
| YOUR HEALTH
Dermatitis Herpetiformis
a Not Uncommon kinDisease
By ROYAL S. COPELAND, NJ. D.
Commissioner of Health, New York City

n n EDICINE is filed with strange names, but on
VI investigation, it is found that of them are
well chosen These describe with great
accuracy the diseased conditions which they are
applied.
One such name is "Pemphigus," meaning blister
pustule.
Many skin diseases characterized by the forma-
ton Of bisters, blebs buae all three words descrb-
ing the condition. These elevations or swenes
filled with water, pus blood. Diseases Of this
sort belong to the pemphigus group They have bis
ters, "buous eruption" the doctors call it as
the most prominent symptoms.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28

All alphabets in use are derived
from the Phoeuician alphabet. i'm
vented about 1900 p. c.
a secondhand book store In
Charing Cross road. London is said
10 be the largest in the world.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-28
Running Government, Taken
Seriously, No Fun; Cabinet
Vacation Plans MiSCdrrv

WASHINGTON, June 2S.-Picture
the presidents cabinet
Fat $4,000 salary. big office, free
auto. plenty Of secretaries. social
prestige, prominence.
Nothing 10 do but 10 pass out po-
liucal pie. smoke fat cigars. make