Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
Maine Gossip
Said the TraNc Cop

0d1Q LGe 1ruIbC Vop
OWilliam Herschell. in indianapolis
Yes. of course. it's all nuisance.
Traffic rules are pests, I know;
I'd be glad. if were Captain.
Just to wink and let you GO.
With my weary rounds to- trudge,
It's all right with me-but. brother
Better go and see the Judge.
IIow's that. madam? Amt it awful
You just drove your car down town,
Then dropped in to buy a bonnet
And simple little gown?
In the store just twenty minutes,
Amt time awful in it's flight,
See the Judge tomorrow morning;
Nice young fellow-he's all right.
Q! Your watch stopped? Amt that
=, Mine stopped, too, the other day,
Nearly made me late to rollcaIl;
=, Guess I'll give the thing away
IcIl the Judge just how it happened;
Tell him you were three hours over
Blame 1t on the minute hand.
Wife forgot to telephone you
Where shed parked the car: Well,
Amt that like forgetful women?
W., Don't they do things just that wayo
"S CAV ie rs, see see; how how can we fix it?
See the Judge tomorrow morning:
lie won't do thing to Won.
Inc smelts have appeared in Ar
rowsic bay and the first ice fishing
camps were moved there Thursday.
The fishing is reported very good.
one man is making a good thing dig
ging clam worms for bait, getting so
cents for a two-ounce box holding
from Is to 25 worms.
Stevedores are working day and
night unloading the coal vessels at
Bangor. Capt. T. G. Crapster of the
revenue cutter Ossipee thinks he will
be able to keep channel clear in any
Ice that may form between now and
the last OF the month, when Bangor
coal shipments will have all arrived
Dan d. McGrew, we'll known
through Maine by his World War lee
lures and writings, has succeeded
Editor Carlyle of the Aroostook Daily
News, Houlton.
DIR. L. E. Dudley of Presque Isle,
the most famous prisoner in the
Maine State prison, is said to be
healthy and contented there. He has
charge of the milking and does good
work.-Fort Fairfield Review.
The roads are almost impossible
for runners. although once in a while
a sleigh drags into the village, says
the Fort Fairfield Review. The wheel.
ing and automobiIing are by no means
good, either. the snow having drifted
considerably In some places and now
being hard and unyielding, often
with deep and crooked ruts. The
weather has been fine for the season,
although many forget that this is
winter and that the weather must in
evitably be good deal colder than
that of the average August.
Margaret H. Jewell of Scarboro has
filed petition in the Cumberland
superior court asking that she be adj
judged citizen of Scarboro. Her
petition sets out that she was a res
ident of Boston prior to March I,
1915. when she moved to Scarboro,
considers herself a citizen of that
town, has registered there as a voter
and has real estate there. She trav-
els much in Maine and New Hamp-
shire and passes some time in Bos-
ton. 1t is the first case of the kind
for the Cumberland court.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leroy Mitchell Of
Bath on Wednesday quietly celebrat-
ed the SD anniversary of their we'd
ding.
Monson claims to be the only place
in the United States where kick sleds
are manufactured and probably the
largest users of that means Of loco
motion. over 100 being owned and
used there. The idea was brought to
Maine BY native Of Finland.