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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
GREAT CEREMONY
 txHs~hN AS POPE MAKES
 NEW CARDINALS
lBy Associated Press.l

Rome - Secular and ecclesiastical Rome today turned to the Vatican where three new cardinals were for mally received into the sacred college.
 Archbishop Dennis J. Dougherty of Philadelphia, Joseph Schu1te of Co., logne and Michael Won Faulhaber of Munich. who yesterday received the first insignia of their rank in the hierarchy of the church, took their places today in the ranks of the car dinals and assumed in full thed igni- ties conferred on them by Pope Ben edict.
 The beginning of the ceremonies was signalied by distant cheers for the Pope Then entered a, majestic procession led by a white clad figure bearing a processional cross set with precious stones. In succession there
 came the Sistine choir, led by Abbe Perosi; abbots and heads of great religious orders; priests and monks in black, white and brown; cardinals
 in their scarlet robes; Swiss guards and palatine guards, all forming a background for the supreme pontiff,
 who rode in the Sedia. Gestatoria,
 borne by crimson uniformed attend ants
 After the Pope had seated himself on the throne members of the cardl- naIate ranged themselves around him in the order of seniority. Then from the Sistine chapel, adjoining, Car dinals Dougherty, Schulte and Won FauIhaber entered. They had just taken the oath of office.
 As they entered the three cardinals bowed low three times and then ad- vanced slowly to the throne where
 they kneit and did homage to the Dontiff When they rose they took their places on the right of the throne ConsistoriaI advocates read Latin perorations. The three new cardin- | aIs received the embrace and vel | coming kiss from each member ol i tbe sacred college and were conduct. | ed to the foot of the throne where ] they again knelt. The two masters 1 of ceremonies threw over their heads 1 the purple "cappa magma" the pope i holding the cardinals biretta over the i heads of each prelate for several mo. ments, repeating the words of presen l tation The ceremony closed with 1 the papal benediction-
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
MIR. BEAK LEAVES SUDDENLY AS SHOT
 STRIKES SIDEWALK

Fearing that an attempt to burg larize his house was about to be made John Jukasz of 23l Hancock avenue, last night leaned out of an upper window and discharged a revolver in the general direction of three men who were standing on the sidewalk. The bullet struck the walk about a foot away from Eabor Beak, of Al Ogden street, and MT. Beak immedi- ateIy vacated the neighborhood. Ju- kasz was arrested for discharging a firearm within the city limits, and in the City court today was fined $7 and costs. The weapon was returned to him, after he had promised that he would be more careful with it in the future.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10

The strain of her ordeal showed in her face. There was no suggestion of the radiant girl Ardr1ore knew as the sweetheart Of Jake L. HaInon.
 On the opposite side of the table where she sits with her aator1neys are S. P. Ereeling, attorney general of Oklahoma and II. H. Brown, spe-f cia1 prosecutor, who will endeavor to prove her guilty Of staying the oil king, with whom she lived for ten years.
 The sky was glorious blue and breath of spring was in the air when Ard-nore turned out for its famous murder trial.
 Before court opened hundreds of persons had gathered at the entrance of the court room. Outside on the court house lawn waited several hun dred more to catch q glimpse of the accused girl.
 The benches. in the little ccurs room room were filled at a. nr
 Srs before the trial was op<f
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
PANAMA TAXES
 TROOPS OUT OF
 DISPUTED TOWN

shington-Panama has with drawn her troops from the territory in which the recent troubles with Costa Rica arose and the difficulties are now on the way to settlement, the State Department announcd today.
 The State Department today receiv- ed a note from Panama announcing the withdrawal of the troops in ac- cordance with the request made by the United States.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
START SALVAGE
 WORK ON CRAFT
 SUNK IN STORM
Tug and Coal Barge Resting in Shallow Water After Being Swamped and Raising Them Will Be Quick Process - Coal Carrier Rammed While Laying Across Channel on Sandbar After Dragging Anchor.

Preparations the salvagng of the tug Charles McWi Hams and the loaded coal lighter Captain Bishop under today. Representatives the the Bridgeport to send salvage the vessels their watery resting place the mouth of the local where they sunk during the terrific wind early night Neither the vessels in deep waer and neither is expected to be badly damaged.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
POLICE EXPERIMENT
 WITH NEW DEVICE
 TO END ACCIDENTS

The police are experimenting with the safety zone system at the corner Of Main street and Fairfield avehue- The device consists of a chain hung between two posts to keep motor ve- hicies from coming within 75 feet of the corner, thereby giving pedestrians a chance to board a trolley without danger of being knocked down.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
MELLON NAMES
 D. R. CRISSINGER
 AS COMPTROLLER

Washington. = Secretary of the Treasury Mellon today formally an- nounced the appointment of D. R. Crissinger of Marion, Ohio, as comp troIIer of the currency. The nom ination is expected to go to the Sen ate today.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
ALLIED FORCES HOLD RHINE
 PORTS LN THE RUzzR DISTRICT
France Wants : U s. To Accept
 Altered League
(By Associated Press.1

PariS.-It was stated at the Foreign Office today that negotia- tionS were under way between the French embassy in Washing ton and the State Department in an effort to induce President Harding to favor acceptance of a modified League of Nations.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
Germans Hint All Work Will Cease
Declare It Impossible to Divert the Heavy Rhine Commerce Overland Outside the Occupied Zone - Say Those Directly Affected Will Abandon Competition in World Markets.
IBV Associated Press. ]

Allied Military Headquarters Neuss-Aied virtually completed the occupation of the uhr region all that remains to be done being few villages and important roads, yet commanding officers have not arranged for division of the occupied between the British, Belgian the eastern side of the Rhine.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
sUsrAINs FRACTURED SKULL

Gnevieve Tichio of 134 George St. was struck by an automobile driven by John Dasse, a milk peddler of 2S2 Bostwick avenue The woman sus- tained a fractured skull and was treated by Dr. Coy1e of the Elmer gency hospital She was afterward removed to St. vincent's hospital
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
TODAY'S PROFILE.

Today's profile and Identification will be found on Page Six
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-10
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The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-07-06
THRILLS
PROMISED IN BIG
FARoPEN|NG nth
Seven Famous Drivers
Are Entered For
Events

With seven Of the best professional
dirt track race drivers in the country
already entered for the ace meet to
be held July 18th, the closing day Of
the Ramsey county fair, the people Of
the Lake Region will have an oppor-
tunity to see the greatest display Of
speed and daredevil yer witnessed
in the state.
Ty Cobb in a "Wisconsin Special"
Billy Jackets in q Stevens, and Les
Allen in q Maxwell, n the latest en-
tries to return their signed blanks.
Les Allen secured the Maxwell ear
which was held in reserve for Eddie
Rickenbacker should he desire to re-
turn to the racing game after the war.
Allen made a few mechanical ADJUST
ments in the machine to make the car
better. adapted to dirt track racing,
and then started out by winning meets
at jackson, Mississippi, Shreveport,
Dallas, Ind other southern towns.
He is a %top-notcher in the game and
is feared by the best since they all
recognize him as a determined and
skillful driver.
This group with such as Barr,
Brainerd, Willard, and others will tear
up the oval at the county fair track
in their efforts to grab the large share
of the $4,000 purse money offered. In
a recent race meet at Minneapolis,
Barr and Allen raced neck and neck
in a ten mile event with Barr nosing
out Allen at the tape by the fraction
Of a second. These two professionals
have been bitter rivals for the title
since their clash at Birmingham, Ala
bama, when Barr skidded off the
track at the turn in an attempt to
pass Allen.
Work on the fair track is progress
ing rapidly and will be in tip-top shape
within a day, Secretary Rapp is said
to have reported. The oval will be
made hard and fast so as to allow
plenty Of speed with little dust.
While the drivers are resting be-
tween events, the Canadian auto polo
team will try and avenge their recent
defeat at the hands Of the All-Ameri-
cans and get a tighter grip on the
1921 title, in a thrilling and exciting
auto polo contest.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-07-06
Chandler Auto Makes
A Wonderful Record

Gale Perry Of the st. Paul Fire &
Marine Insurance company, made .
flying trip to Reedsburg, Wisconsin,
from st. Paul last week, in his Chand-
Ter sedan, with a party Of four.
They made the 24S-mile run in
twelve hours and returned in eleven
hours, reporting the roads fair from
st. Paul to Eau Claire and poor from
Eau Claire to Elroy. From Elroy to
Reedsburg the roads were good.
Mr.. Perry says there is plenty Of
good scenery on this run, but that
the roads lack sufficient markings.
They encountered scores Of motor
tourists loaded with camping supplies
coming into Minnesota for the sum-
mer season.
The Lake Motor company here
handles the Chandler cars.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-07-06

II you must laugh at any Of the
jokes, do not nudge the
strange lady sitting next to you.
If your seat is in the middle Of the
row, do not tread on every persons
feet as you go In. Trampling on every
other m is sufficient.
It Isn't Polite
Do not stand on a street corner any
more than two hours and watch the
ladies get into their automobiles.
Don't ask every policeman you meet
and ask at" where you can find an
officer.
Wheezlets
# a highwayman holds you up on
pay day, you can save his time and
trouble by stating that your wife met
you first
If your wife asks you how you like
your new stenographer, do not say
Every much" It's better to say, "She's
a very good stenographer."
If you wish to attract the attention
Ct the young lady eating at the table
opposite you, do not do it by gargling
your soup.
If you want to see some attractive
hosiery on display, do not stand on a
street corner on a windy day. Look in
a show window.
When you're being married, it's
natural for you to be excited, but don't
kiss the minister and hand your bride
the $500.
Never be suspicious. It is no evil
dence that a friend has a cellar full of
hootch just because he turns up at the
office with a headache every morning.
4 1
If a lady drops a package of lingerie
and you find it, do not make her de-
scribe it in order to prove she is the
owner.
If you are knocked down by an auto,
do not stand in the middle Of the
street and bawl out the chauffeur. The
driver following may be a practical
joker and drive over you also.
4
If you find a lost child, do not ask
every lady you meet if it is hers.
.
Henry loved a maiden, and
To him she was most dear,
But everywhere they went he saw
The sign: mo sparkling here
Every man should have something
tc fall back on - even if it is only q
feather bed.
All lady Bolshevists are not as red
as they are painted.
Happy is the home gardener who
hired some night prowler to come and
steal his tools on q dark June night.
It is good policy to form a close
friendship with some undertaken, but
it is not good policy to be seen talk
ing with too much in public.
There are two ways to settle up -
up and down and some people never
dc either.
Before typewriting machines were
invented many business men took their
own wives out to dinner.
-"Schneezer."
Are you getting The World7
Eventually, why not now, says one
of the "BOOSTERS"-
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-07-06
Remedy worth Trying

Remedy Worth. Trying.
There are many troubles which you
cannot cure by the Bible or hymn
book, but which you can cure BY sys.
tematic exercise and fresh air.-Henry
Ward Beecher.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-07-06

Are you getting The World7
Eventually, why not now, says one
of the "BOOSTERSn-
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-07-06
Wheezings Of Wheezer
-=-By Schnees-er-=======

" OIS1
Just fol. Fun
The bravest man in Devils Lake Is
the one who takes a quart bottle Of
maple syrup home with him and walks
through Kelly avert with the bottle
unwrapped.
Ex-Postmaster Burleson is planting
corn and cotton in Texas. II he can't
make them come up any quicker than
he did our letters from uptown he's
in hard luck.
The first business woman was Cleo
patra. She was at the head Of the
Egyptian Home Wrecking company.
Thus far we have not been able to
get a single word from Mars. "This
seems to prove there are no women on
that planet" says the crouch.
.
The prize optimist is the man who
has confidence in the open-faced pie
In the ordinary lunch room.
Mother Eve and Father Adam
Surely got US in a jam;
But then Eve looed so good 70 him
He didn't care Adam.
When Rolla asked Clarissa if she
could ever learn to love him, 1t was
certainly cruel Of her to reply that she
thought she might, because she had
even learned to love onions.
wHEEZINGs
An ad. says, "The time has gone by
when you can use anything for a
bathing suit" and it looks as though
that is right.
A N. D. college professor says skirts
are now about the right length and no
gent has the courage to contradict
him.
. Prices fall - in theory -
And if you'd like to try it
Just pick up something that you
want
And go and try to buy it.
DO WE DREAMY
We saw a butcher cut out the bone
before he weighed the meat.
We saw a tan driver slow up at ev-
cry crossing and speak gently to a jay.
walker.
We saw two women talking and
not saying anything catty about a
third woman.
We heard Of a landlord who reduced
tie rent and rebated some that had
already been paid.
We found some whiskey which was
just as good as the old stuff used to
be.
We saw a 40-year-old woman not
VAy4A6 W AOOA as IL Sic were ZUs
We saw a child washing behind it's
ears without being told.
We met a book agent who didn't
keep on insisting after we'd told him
we weren't interested.
.
We bought a pure Havana cigar
for 10 cents.
We found a place where you could
get a meal for IS cents.
Where did this all happen?
oh! 1T was only a dream"
r." WHEEZY ETIQUETTE
". Theatre Column
-
Do not arrive in the theatre before
h1,~ o,,~%os- -,ooo Tho ~o>-1~ - ->~
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-07-06
E ETIQUETTE
Theatre Column

Do not arrive in the theatre before
the curtain rises. The people in your
row will have a more kindly feeling
toward you if you disturb them in the
middle of the first act.
If the villain says, !"I1l give $500
to any mi who'll get the child" do
not jump up and volunteer to do it for
80 cents.
Do not play tag with the ushers.
\ +
If you have gotten in on a pass,
do not leave the theatre panning the
]: show.
II you must arise to allow some
one to. pass to the seat next to you,
do not choke them if they step on
your favorite corn and fail to apolog-
lze. Choking any one in the theatre is
very impolite.
II the mar next to you falls asleep,
wake him up in the middle Of the last
act so he can prepare to 60 home.
# an actor says, IF I could only
lind some n to enjoy this hootch
with me-" do not jump up and make a
mad scramble for the stage.
. .
Il the plumage on the lady's head
dress II front Of you obstructs your
view, do not bend the feathers over.
Carry 9 pair Of scissors for this pur-
pose. 4.
% not let out . loud guffaw when
Nellie ID driven from home.
E# Naa1
Although yodshays j psrfsst riehi
SteSd1 II, 10 not pan the shpw ! IN.
Efflsse5lto H. mt bseauss ons q 4hl
acese .gesss q tie phons m 90
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-07-06

Before typewriting machines were
invented many business men took their
own wives out to dinner.
-"Schneezer."
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-09-12
On the Right Track.
Barre Times

They are on the right track in Nassa-
chusetts; the commissioner of agriculture
and the commissioner of public safety
have dec.ced that Objectionable shows
shall be barred from the midways and
from all parts of the agricultural fairs to
be held in their state. 1t is said that the
prohibition has practically driven the OBJ
jectiOnable exhibitions out of business. as
far as Massachusetts is concerned. That
means, however, that the other states in
close connection with Massachusetts will
have their problems. ina .muon as she "x-
hibits. driven from one niace are rather
certain to try business jn ncW locations.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-09-12
Little Benny's
Note Book
BY LEE PAPE.

had to go to the store today and
Pubs Simkins was setting on his fruut
steps, me saying, Hay Pubs. | got to go
the store. come with us, will you pudS2
Like fun, I'm too comfortable. sed Pubs.
keeping on setting there. and | sed. Aw
come on, YOU lazy bum, aw come on.
Meenlng 1t more like a compliment than
Insult. Ony Pubs took it more like a in
suit, saying, Who you calling u lazy
bum. YOU poor Simp.
Being a reel insult. and / sed. Hay.
don't get ruff, keep your insults to your
self cant you take q joke? | sed. You
little sawed eff hammered down hunk of
fat / sed.
Hay. who you insulting? sed Pubs.
The ony thing that keeps you frum hav-
ing eny SCENTS Is because you aint got eny
braneS. he sed, and we kepp on insulting
each other for a while and then | went
to the store alone. thinking. Heck, / amt
going 70 speek to that guy eny more. that
guy amt werth speaking to.
And | bawt the things at the store in
cloodlng duzzin plums. and, wen | went
back Pubs was still setting on his frunt
steps. me having a CRATE ideer. and
stopped and stood still on the next pave
ment and took plum out and started
To eat 1t with Impression as if | could
ent OF inJoyed myself eny more if | tried
thinking. q. look at him trying to look
as II he don't give darn, he cant fool
me.
And I took out another plum and ate
it and | did that with four more plums.
making As mulch noise eating them as I
could to add to the Enjoyment. Pubs not
saving enything to me and me not say
ing enytbing to him. and jest then his
mother came home from some place. saw
ing How do you do. Benny. l see You like
pIums, plums are one froot that I simply
cant get Charles to eat. if I put a hole
barrel Of lovely plums in frunt of him
he wouldent toutch one.
Me thinking. Heck. holey smoaks.
And | put back another one that | was
Jest going To start to eat. and wen | got
home and ma saw how meny plums was
ent there she gave me holey heck and 3
tcarse cracks, the werSt part about il
being that I don't think plums are much
good myself.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-09-12

PLANTS have been made to the depart
ment OF island fisheries and game rel
ative to alleged depredations of the
beavers.
"On Wednesday, June %, the fire
visited on the center line of township
z, range I, is around beaver pond of
about three acres, giving them plenty
OF water says Warden Cummings in
his report.
The brook the beaver pond is on is
dry above and below the pond eontin-
Ues the report
Lots of little trout died in these
small brooks that are so nearly dried up
and some quite So
The big fire on township :, range 3,
on the northwest side OF the railroad,
the first of June, was also checked by
stfmg. OF beaver ponds a mile long on
township !, range 4, in an alder swamp.
1t gave the fire fighters a chance to get
1t under control 1t is on the same
ground about which complaints have
been made about the beavers and some
wanted 1t opened to trapping. The
beavers were doing no harm whatso-
ever.
The beavers on those wild lands
should never lie exterminated. If there
Is 4 certain section where they are do
ing little damage, clean that portion
out but our water supply is growing
less every year as the forests are cut
away. There are many cases where the
beaver yards save the trout a. well as
our forests. Bangor Commercial.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-09-12
EXPENSIVE PERFUMES.
Altar of Roses Commands $50 an Ounce
Musk Worth $50

Last years harvest of Bulgarian roses,
ON which the perfume manufacturers de-
pend for altar of roses, was one of the
worst on record.
Consequently the price of the essence
has gone up considerably though it is
not even now so high as during the last
two years of the war, when the best at
tar sold in the London markets at from
So to $50 an ounce.
The wholesale price just now is around
about SO an ounce. Before the war it
was $50
Ciyet is worth wholesale just now 800
an ounce, and musk $50: ambergris.
which forms the basis for nearly all the
best quality scents, costs $50 an ounce.
These prices refer, in the case of per-
fumes, to the essential oils, one or two
drops of which will make quite a decent
sized bottle of scent.
Only dealers in precious stones carry
mere valuable stock in a small space than
the dealers in these highly concentrated
essential oils. A safe in the Office of a
firm or wholesale perfumers will fire.
quently contain stock worth 1926, 000.-
Stray Stories.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-09-12

Americans who have been going over
the border into Quebec and either con-
Stunning or carting away large quantities
of liquor will not have such a good time
from now on. Hereafter the Quebec IL
quor commission will sell liquor to Amer
lean visitors to the province only if
the American government permits the
sale.
1t is not stated just what procedure
will be necessary to get a permit from
the government. though it is indicated
that the would-be purchaser must be pro-
vidcd with a certificate of eligibility
There are some fine points as to the
rights of the individual EVOLVED, too, but
the plan probably can be worked out.
The necessity FOR obtaining a permit
should help to prevent the buying of IL
quor in undue amounts, put a check upon
unseemly revels within Canadian borders
and interfere to some degree with the
merry pastime of Bookkeeping.
That Quebec has been driven. to such
measures is a disgrace to the United
States. Canada has long resented being
the stew-pot for inebriates from this
side of the border, and it is with good
reason hat she plans to make their path
as difh~.,lt as possible.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-09-12
THE VANISHING CUSPIDOR.

The oil crockery or copper cuspidor,
vulgarly known as a 'spittoOn," and the
sawdust box which served the same pur-
pose. are gradually disappearing from
the public Offices and courtroOms of the
country. Their disappearance is largely
due to woman's advent into public life.
If her coming had wrought no other
change, this one thing would have made
her efforts worth while.
Even in the old days when health and
sanitation were less understood than
they are today. the filthy habit of spit
ting and the mistaken habit of providing
accessories for the art were inexcusable.
OF late years medical knowledge COM
bined with a wider appreciation of the
dcconcies of life has indicated plainly
rba delegation of both habit and equip
ment to the pages of history which pre-
ferably are glued together.
The nasty objects long since were ban
ished from every private home with any
pretensiOns to real decency. Now they
have been forced from one of their great
est strongholds, the courtrooms. Let the
good work go on to hotel Hobbies and
Pullman cars, and then we shall be get
ting somewhere