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Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21

l was practicing football up in
our 3rd story hall today by tying
my exter brown pants together and
kicking them erround, and / was
pretending to kick a goal and the
eXter brown pants went rite throo
my sister Gladdises room and out
her window and they landed on top
of a automobeel and the automo-
heel kepp on going. jest as If my
eXter brown pants wasent on top
of it, and yelled, Hay hay, out the
winder without eny effeckt, think
ing, G wonder wat ma will say.
Wich | went down to tell her
and she was in her room imbrolder-
ing Embroidery, and l sed, Hello
ma.
How do you do, sed ma.
Hay ma, do me a favor? l sed.
That all depends on the favor,
sed ma, and l sed, Well will you
sew a button on my exter brown
pants?
Wares the button? sed ma.
I haven't go the button l sed.
I mite of known it, sed ma.
As a matter of fack, ma. I
haven't go eny Of the buttons, I
sed but as matter of fack, ma, /
haven't even got the exter brown
pants. ~
Well who has, for goodniss
sakes? sed ma, and l sed, don't
know, ma, the last | saw of them
they was on top automobeel, they
axsidently flew out of Gladdises
window and that's the last l saw of
| them. .
Don't you stir out of this house
| today, sed ma.
. Wich dident.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
SPRING AT HAND.

The winters nearly over, with
weather cold and drear, and soon
the grass and clover around us
will appear; and little new-haUched
chickens will cheep to beat the
dickens, and how my old blood
quiclSens. when spring is drawing
near! The grip Of frost is broken,
the boys are playing ball-and
that's a vernal token that gratifies
us all; there may be bluffs at snow
ing, and chill winds may be blow
ing before it's final going, for win
ter has its gall. But gentle spring
is coming with healing in her
wings, and bees will soon be hum
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
JUST FOLKS !
Copyright. 1921. by Edgar A, Guest.)
THE TATTLE-TALE.

Wish had a gun, I do.
An some real lead bullets, too,
Like my uncle had when he Il
Went to fight with Germany
And Id hide behind our gate 81
All day long an lie in wait
For the bird up in our tree
That's been telling things on me.
! amt sure which one it is
But he makes me mad. Gee Whiz!
All the time he's watchin' me,
Spyin' on, me just to see
Every little thing l do
That l hadn't oughtnt to.
Then he flies an tells my Ma
Or he whispers it to Pa.
He'd be sorry for it, too,
If l had gun, an knew
Just which one it is. becoz
I'd get square for all he does
Yesterday 1 ruined away
Down the alley just to play,
An Ma shook me good, an she
Said the bird had told on me.
Bet I'd never say a word
If | wuz little bird,
I'd just flap my wings an sing
An I'd never tell thing;
All the boys could have their fun,
An no matter what wuz done.
Old folks wouldn't spank or scold EN-
Coz some little bird had told EN-! s-
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
CrabbScrawlings

To write a verse to head this col,
Each week puts me in mind of
When / was young, and in the fall
My work was hard, or kind of.
I had to do a lot of chores.
More than you ever thought of,
| put them off, the awful bores,
Did other things. a lot of.
The more / shirked the worse it got.
Until the task impending,
Took on proportions of the knot
OF Gordon fame, unending.
Sol jumped in and worked so fast
That lol Before l knew it.
There was no more Of that old task,
And like this, l was through it..
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
NOTHING STRANGE ABOUT
THIS FICTION.

Once upon a time there was a
man who was able. but steadfastly
refused to support scholastic and
collegiate sports in his home town
and when he died. they had to hire
four people to ride out to the ceme-
terry with his body.
And there was another man who
not only refused to help along the
cause of the War Mothers. but was
rude to the Mother who called on
Kim. They couldn't get ANYBODY
to go to HIS burial!
Washington's being unable to tell
q lie was a handicap that few peo-
pie today are called upon TO en-
dure,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
TIPS FOR TOPICS TO THE SONG
WRITER'S OF THE ELK'S MIN

MANY a man has lost a girl
on account of the lung complaint
short skirts on the Limited
Send me stationward every day."
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21

In England women are now en-
gagged in every branch of pharma-
ceutical work. q
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21

In Luxembourg there is n penalty
for eligible voters who do not vote
at elections.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
NEW MEXICO HISTORY.

No. VI. C6RRIZOZO. The y in
this name is pronounced as 5, ike
the G in fish.
.- The town is To-
Gated in Lincoln county and had a
much larger population until sam
took the census and truth did out,
1t is a railroad
town, having a depot on the e. f.
IS. w, (Every Passenger SWears
Wilfully) and is all that stands be-
tween Polly on the south, and
Robsart on the north, otherwise
Poll would have vamped Bob years
Iago. -,
blood relatives in Quay county, her
mother having been a Carl, a
daughter of old Tucumcari,
CarrizoZo was
Icvidently dry before Mr.. Volstead
was ever born, for if there is any
water near the place, it doesn't
show on the map, but maybe the
printers were saving on ink, owing
to the dye shortage.
Edwin DenbyN us a man Whe
likes to work things out for HIM
self"
Chicago Tribune.
And we would rise to remark
that he seems to have done right
well-for himself.
HELP POLICE. FIRE! MUIR
DER!
If Wallace can make Daugherty
Fall for Hays Mellon before many
Weeks, Hughes will DENLY ready
to send Hoover where Davis.
Few men realize that size ir
women's hosiery means little. II
the hose are expensive enough
they will fit any woman, regard
less of the size. But with cheaI
hose it is different. n.
1t is unspOrtsmanlike to attempt
in any way to disconcert visiting
player when he has free throw
at the basket, and then remain 81
lent when a home player is in the
same position.
The term Blushing Bride origi,
mated before the High Cost of Liv.
ing arrived. She blushed then be-
cause she was thinking how easy
it had been to put 1t over.
Nowadays she has tho spent look
that follows hard fight.
T. B. c.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
FIRST AID TO THE INLAID.

Should you happen to lose an
inlay from one of your teeth. and If
perchance you think you may have
swallowed it, call up Mr.. Clark
Carr.
Mr.. Car"s methods of recovery
are productive-and inexpensive.
Every day except Monday we
read Little Benny's Notebook first,
on Monday we turn with feverish
haste to this Pyramid of Palaver to
see which of our brilliancies have
been forever dimmed by the blue
pencil.
A reformer is too often one who
will not eat rolled oats for fear
there is wild one mixed with
them.
Mr.. Pineau, after his defeat Mon
day evening, announced that ne
would not detract from Mr.. Burns
victory by claiming he was out
weighed.
The sign, "Do not talk to the mo-
torman" always suggests a CONVEX
sation.
Every Engaged Girl knows that
they can live on his salary, because
she knows that he isn't going to get
any of it.
FAMOUS PAPAs.
.Ioffre.
George Washington.
Spuds in Spanish.
"Come to ---."
Sweet Daddy!
HE always has something to say,
and if he hasn't anything to say he
talks anyway"
A Los Angeles man and the eli
mate.
When a woman runs out of some
thing else to talk about, she can
always brag about her high instep.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
DO YOU EIT TIMS?

So long as you have the love OF
one good woman, and the respect
Of all others. the confidence OF
children and dogs, the regard Of
YOUR employees and the goodwill OF
YOUR competitors, absence from the
Wednesday night meeting Will not
be counted against you.
1.-THE chemical warfare service
has discovered liquid poison SO
strong that three drops Will XIII
anyone whose skin it touches.
''The chemical warfare service is
developing protective clothing.
Journal, March IA
Another case of the dog trying
TO catch its own tail.
If she has more money than ne
has, she signs the checks Mary
Smith Brown, but if he has more
money than she has, she signs
them Mrs. John Brown.
FRITZ evidently thinks that dl-
vorces are no different from any,
thing else. It's all a matter OF
getting used to them.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
MATTRESS RENOVATINC

NSTfR fSS RET0TIffSsGfS fS~STcceIrc SHf eSc IaI ~
pX13 rugs cleaned So. Phone All
Erwin Bedding Company.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
SPECIAL NOTICE

WANTED-Furniture and baggage haul
ing by Guys Transfer. 324 South
Second. phone All. . .. t.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
FOR RENT--MisceIlaneous

FOR RENT-Team and plow, by the day.
Simon Garcia, 1902 North ArnO.
FOR Storage room, 20 by as feet
Also frame garage. Inquire sic East
Central. o.. .... -........
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21

FOR RENT--a building and lot on North
First, suitable for blacksmith shop,
taxi stand or some similar occupant In
quire at 109 North First.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21

FOR RENT = Three-room furnished
apartment, private bath. Albuquerque
Hotel. 2l6h North Second
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21

FOR SALE-One of the finest lots ii
the University Heights, $3.50. 221 West
Granite.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
FOR SALE-Real Estate

FOR sALE-Two choice lots, adjoining
postoffice. d. T. Kingsbury. 210 West
Gold
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21

FOR SALE--A few cnUIce lUIs N .ne
highlands. D. T. Kingsbury. 210 West
Gold
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
HELP P.OLICE. FIRE! MUIR.
nIrRt

If Wallace can make Daugherty
Fall for Hays Mellon before many
Weeks, Hughes will DENLY ready
to send Hoover where Davis.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21
CLASSIFIED ADS
AUTOMOBILES

FOR sALE-Trucks. Inquire Cos We
Silver.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21

No. VI. CARRlIOZO. The III
this name is pronounced as S, like
the G in fish.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1921-03-21

Should you happen to lose an
inlay from one of your teeth. and if
perchance you think you may have
swallowed it, call up Mr.. Clark
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23

DEFENDS DANCING IN CHURCH
New York Pastor Explains Action az
Return to Practice Familiar to
Early Christians.

1t Is a long step from the spiritual
lied dances in connection with relg-
ious services not uncommon with the
earlier Christians to dances of spirit
ual Interpretation in 1921, and the
New York pastor who bridged the cen
turtles the other Sunday expressed sol
emn realization of his responsibility
in staging the esthetic movements of
q half dozen young women on plat
form in his church, remarks the Pitts
burgh Dispatch. DIR. William N. Guth-
RE explained at the close of his serv-
lee and before the beginning of the
dance In connection with the festal
service of the Feast of the Annuncia-
ton, that he simply restored practice
familiar to the Christians of younger
centuries Of the enlightened era, and
regretted that so many do not know,
or have forgotten, that spirltuallzed
dancing was once a beautiful part of
religious worship. His answer to pos
sible directors to the revival may
have been promise that he expects
to continue the practice or perhaps to
bring into use other phases Of religious
worship discarded hundreds of years
ago.
Ignorance and prejudice" Doctor
Guthrie Is quoted as saying to his con
gregatl0n, have made many persons
believe God will be happy If the church
Is closed to everything except that
which bores. believe the church
should be open to everything that will
bring men JOY"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23

NOTICE is hereby given by the under
signed, Treasurer of Montgomery county
and Collector of State and county taxes for
the said county, as required by Section G
OF Chapter 1871 of the Acts of the General
Assembly of Maryland of 1906, to all per-
sons to whom State and county taxes are
assessed in said county, that the annual
levy has been made and placed in the
hands Of the undersigned for collection.
All such taxes bear interest from Sep
tember list, 1920, at the rate of per CEN
tum per annum.
All Taxpayers are hereby warned that
unless such taxes as are assessed against
them be paid on or before the first day of
January, 1922, their names will be pub
lished, in accordance with said Act of
Assembly, in the list Of delinquent tax
payers, and thai il said taxes, with inter.
est and proportional part of cost of adver.
Using, remain unpaid until the second
Monday In April, 1929. the property as
sessed to such delinquent Taxpayers, or SO
much thereof as may be deemed neces-
sary, will, on said last mentioned date, be
exposed for sale to pay such taxes. interest
and expenses.
State and county taxes may be paid by
persons presenting proper bills on or before
December 81 1921, during banking hours
at the following named banks:
First National Bank Of Gaithersburg
First National Bank of Mt. Airy.
First National Bank Of Sandy Spring
Poolesville National Bank.
Silver Spring National Bank.
Kensington Bank.
Takoma Park Bank.
Bank Of Bethesda, Bethesda, Md.
Bank Of Damascus. Damascus. Md.
BERRY l.. CLARK,
Treasurer of Montgomery county
june 24-td
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23
Fine Residence For
SALE. THE HEDGES. /"
IN GAITHERSBURG. MONTGOMERY
COUNTY. MARYLAND.
TO CLOSE THE ESTATE OF THE LATE
C. C. CRAWFORD

This very desirable property contains
about Tour acres on the main street of the
town. on the Metropolitan Branch of the
b. & y. X. X, Il miles from Washington.
and facing on the State Road Q.incoln
Highway from Frederick to the Capital
City, and its location insures for il an
ever increasing value.
The house is frame. has IL rooms, bath,
pantry. cellars, porches, and has a
beautiful front yard. enclosed by a fine
hedge and iron gate. The drive-wo en-
trance has a heavy double iron GATE bund
on ornamental stone posts. There Is hot
water heating system. water supply through
the house and electricity from Washing
ton, and all conveniences of a modern
mansion.
There are II outbuildings, including 2
garages, barn for horses and 8 cows
WIN ample NOV room. Houses for hoas,
chlckens. meat, TOOLS work shop. q. help,
etc
The land is very fertile and well divided
| by fences. with garden, truck lots, pasture.
with line spring and running water. There
are about 40 fruit trees of variety. prape
vines, berries. shrubbery, etc.
There is high school in the town. 4
churches and fine train service and State
Road to Washington.
This property will be sold, and posses
sion given within 80 days, at less than is
invested in it, for $4,000, go per cen,
cash, and the balance secured by MORTGAGE
at per cent interest.
half-acre lot across the street from
the above property; lot in North Ken
sineton, and several lots in Emory OR We
also for sale.
Call early or phone "Gaithersburg 18. :
Do not write.
MRS. OLIVIA CRAWFORD,
apr 6-tf Executrix.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23
KOREANS NOW USE THE AUTO
Modern Vehicle Has Displaced tho
Wheelbarrow Which Was Once
Only Means Of Conveyance.

The automobile has made its way
into Korea, as 1t has into many an
other eastern land, so there Is little
need now, as the highways improve,
for the Old-time wheelbarrOw that
used to be the only vehicle on the high
ways Of this backward kingdom. This,
the Detroit News remarks, was moth
ing more nor less than glorifled
wheelbarrow for a single passenger
But 1t was car of state in the days
when 1t was invented and made. II
was the ceremonial equipage In which
the rich and important Koreans used
to make calls.
There was very real reason In old
days why such car should have
found favor. In fact, there We're two
reasons. First, the conveyance re
quired five men-literally-to run It
These advertised the wealth and the
Importance Of the rider Second, the
single wheel on which 1t ran easily
followed the paths of the paddy fields
These, as. everyone knows who has
seen rice growing, are very narrow
and are bounded by water-filled
bitches, In other words, this strange
vehicle made short cuts possible and
also the arrival of the distinguished
passenger at the door Of the equally
distinguished person on whom he
called
There are few such equipages as
this remaining even In Korea.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23
Sun Spota.

Sun spots are now thought to be y
sign of the commencing debility Of the
dwarfad and shrunken star which we
call the sun. II this Idea be correct
they will become more fredhent and
larger as ages pass, until at length our
much-admired orb of day is darkened
and ceases to be worthwhile source
of heat.
Astronomers and mete0rologists are
much interested In sun spots, and
keep n constant watch on them. Dur
ing the last few months they have
been remarkably few and small.
1t seems to have been proved that
spotted areas Of the sun have lower
temperature than the bright spots.
Hence It is inferred that quite possibly
the recent relative absence OF sun
spots may be accountable for the re-
markably warm winter we have been
enJOying.-Exchange.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23
Early Settlers in oreuon.

Leonard Thorp, seventy-six years
old, member Of the first white family
to settle In the yakima valley, be
lleves he is the oldest living native
son Of Oregon. He was born IN Polk
county in 1S45. Fielding Mortlmore
Thorp, his father, came out with one
Of the early emigrant trains and took
up a donation claim near the present
town Of Independence. 1t was In 1861
that Leonard and his father drove up
100 head Of their cattle to winter in
the rich bunch grass valley of the
Yakima. They left the stock in charge
Of three herders and went back to
Goldendale, where they had been liv-
Ing, but when spring broke the whole
family was moved up into the new
country. They settled along the
Yakima river, at the lower end OF the
Mckee, and for some months were the
only white inhabitants
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23

The physical culture teacher Of a
small Indiana college was giving a
lesson to his class and happened to
give q neck exercise which consisted
of bending the neck until the head
almost touched the shoulder. But
some Of his students did not bend
far enough to suit him.
Get some pep into you" he er-
claimed. This Is O simple exercise,
Just 70 put your head on your own
shoulder"
Several Of the students glggled and
the teacher looked surprised. Then
one explained:
"Yes, it's ensy enough, professor,
but decidedly uninterestlng to put
your own head on your own
shoulder"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23

THE LIBERTY MILLING CO.,
Germantown, Maryland.
Silver Leaf Flour
is strictly the highest grade of Patent flour IT'S
little high in price, but we'll worth It's cost LII goo"
baking returns.
Snow Drop Flour
is a higi-grade Family -four, much above thes
average so-caIled straight flour.
FEEDS.
We are headquarters for feeds, the volume OF
feed prOduced. With feeds in any quantities al
WAYS on hand, assures our patrons Ol SOO" SUI
vice at lowest prices.
We are the largest buyers of wheat in MOntgOm-
ery county; we do not buy wheat TO ship; we Ouy
for our own milling needs; hence high standard
of prices are maintained
We sUM2st yOsgs' ts'U%Ie.
The Liberty Milling Co.,
Germantown, Maryland.
GARTNER BROTHERS, "
Undertakers and Embalmers. hEA
psnuRo STRIP SHINGLES
h
Personal attention soanMan oon,a~ a~meA
adequate meet tn" needs "a" family
Fwed mdsM adme-I
noparng- line
| less - less nail
w. r. SPEARE CO., holes hole ,, 4 less cracks Lowest west
ket mdom-
ESTABLISHED In Io|| 6s
Heed NmMr.,A
UNDERTAKES, cN1n IS & p mGGuE1S
Bethesda, Md.
Up-tO-date equipment and motors mount Airy Hot" Mt Ali" Nd
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23
ROCK CREEK NURSERY,
ROCKVILLE, MD.

Growers and planters, all kinds and sizes
OF trees, shrubs, ever9reens and plants
Two-year apple, 65 cents.
California privet hedging from SO per
hundred up evergreens. Is inches 10 3
Get, for IS.
We replace at half price all stock that
fails TO grow.
mar 12-3m
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23

"Do you influence your wlfe's opin-
ionsT
yes" replied Mr. Meekton. But
| have to go about II with great tact
The best way Is for me to put O little
extra pressure on the ouija board so
it'll answer questions according to my
way OF thinking"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23
DEAF ?

Al last the ideal Ear Phone. No mat
ter what your previous experience hal
been, we can help you to hear clearl,
with q new silvertone phone.
Call or write
GLOBE PHONE MFG. COMPANY.
Brownley Building.
18th and r Streets. N. w.,
Washington. d. c.
July 20-3m
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23
MONEY TO LOAN.

~ From $500 10 $4,000 10 loan on farm
security In Montgomery county, Nd.
FRANK HIGGtN9,
Attorney
nov 2s-t Rockville M.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-09-23

81 see Congressman spouter Is hnv-
ing his speeches reproduced on phon-
ograph."
congressional records ehr'
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1921-03-25

Mrs. viii Hogin Is suffering an
attack OF neuralgia
Miss Halle Perry speut the week
end with homeiolks near Mokwen
Miaa Lillian Williams, OF Char.
lott.. vas the weekend guest Of
Miss Ruth Hooper.
Mrs. J :. Johnson ia visiting her
daughter. Mrs Gilbert Aberrsthv
in Pulaski,
Mrs. W h. Wyman vent 10
Nashville Thursday where she will
visit tor =. veral days
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1921-03-25

Mr. and Mrs s. T. Blsntou, OF
l<nton, we're the week. end que ,ts
Of Mr.. and Ms. J. W. Mclaughlin
L. NJ, Sensing. who he's psso
sick for sometime. Was taken back
to a Nashville hospital Sunday Tor
treatment.
Mrs. 4. W. Edwards. Of EvAns.
VILE, Ind. ID here the Suest 81 her
mother. Mrs. Annie Richardson. and
other relatives and friends. -
Mise Elisabeth Marabls. 81
Clearance, Mo. ia here Tor 4 ain
weeks visi. 20 her aunt. Mr, &, p.
Dillon.
Mrs. X J Haee and little son,
Billie. Of Guild Tenn. are TIE guests
Of her parents. NJ aud M- J. W.
Mclaughlin, who are both III
Jr,i Nall, who has Teen in Q
Nashville hospital several days
under ,,es,m.n, Tor = goiue. return.
ed home "Wednesday afternoon.
Mira. W ". Woodcock and
children speu, the weekend 10
Ns.Avill.. wher~ Bro, Wo.,denek 10
conducting a series al meetings
Mis- Francis Schmittou. who 10
attending High School here spent
the weekend ~ith her pareots. Mr..
and Mrs Chas Schmi,tou At Paris.
Mr., ard Mrs. Homer Richardson.
Of Evansville. Ind. spent the week.
end here the sues,s OF the iormx =
mother, Mrs Annie Richardson,
and other relatives and friends,
NJ. and Mrs. Everett Morgan aud
little dsush,rr. o. Memphis are
here the guests Of Mrs. Morgan .
mo,h~s, NJ. Maggie Dull. and
other relatives aud irisndA,
M. aud Mrs Fred Reasley and
little daughter Sara Joyce; Mr.. and
Mrs. Hugh Wvnns and Mise Edith
Badge motot-i 10 Goodrich aud
pinswocd sunday afternoon,
Mr. J. W Mclaughlin and
daughter. Mics Winnie, we're in
Sashvills Monday. where Mn.
Mclaughlin 10 ,aking the Blood
Serum treatment from DR. Reypolds.
Mr., Hattie Hindesli,sr snA Mr.
Es>s,s ROYAL. altar 4 ie~ days visit
here The guests ot the iswes'i
sister. Mn. Annse Richardson, have
returned 10 tssir home in Howell
Indiana.