Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-03-24


rs soon as / begin to read, and my
wife comes and tells me my snoring is
disturbing the neighbors."
ats that way with everything we
look forward to-" observed tho hotel
keeper, sadly. MAN always viii be,
but is never bIest, as some half-baked
poet remarked Young GoOseworthy
was in here last evening, bubbling over
with happiness. There wasn't any
body around, 50 he took me into his
confidence. He's going TO marry
Gwendolin Jimaiong. next month, and
he's perfectly satisfied that his mar
ried life win be one long stretch Of
sunshine He seems TO have the Idea
that he's going to do something orig
lnal when he gets married. but the
idea isn't new. Men have been getting
married ever since Christopher dis
covered Columbus, Ohio, and every
doggone man Jack Of them had the
idea that everlasting bliss was going
to be inaugurated on the wedding day.
~ listened TO Gooseworthy for three
hours, and hadn't the heart 10 say
anything that would dampen his en-
thusinsm. His twittering recalled the
long vanished days when l was get
ting ready TO be married felt about
4 then Just as he does now. ! thought
the parson opened the gates Of para
disc when he Joined two loving hearts.
My wife lived up 10 all the plans and
specifications. and was and f. one Of
the best women in the United States.
but hadn't been married three
months before had a sneakinR con
viction that the man who gets married
is a chump.
~ good many optlmlsts say that a
married man doesn't need any more
money than single one. II he marries
the right sort OF woman, but they
might as well 90 10 the blackboard
and demonstrate that two and two
make two. instead or -four. fell for
that cheerful theory when WAS mar
ried. ! was earning enough 20 keep
myself comfortably, and never he'd
any financial worries. could have
been buried for less money than II
took TO be married. and the expenses
from that time forward were double
what they used 10 be, although my
wife was no economical she used 10
make waists and such things for her
self out Of my superannuated shirts
"Oh. doggone II, there isn't any I'M
adulterated happiness In matrimony. !
wonder that young fellows like Goose
worthy don't look around them. and
contemplate the detected appearance
of the majority Of husbands. But even
II they did, II wouldn't do them any
good, suppose, for they ARE full Of
pipe dreams. and they think the girls
they are going 10 marry are different
from all other girls, and that they win
prove exceptions TO the general rule.
II had wise old uncle IN those hal.
cyon days, and about week before
the wedding day. he backed me into n
corner and handed me a dnst-proof
package OF wisdom. He tried TO lead
me into taking n sensible view Of the
future. He talked about the cares and
responsibilities that would be mine
after the wedding. and wanted to
know II felt equal to them. He tried
to show me that I wasn't going to
marry an angel, but human being
IKE myself. with a human beings
faults and frallties.
II let him get that far, and then ]
told him that his gray hairs alone
saved him from having his head re-
modelled, and said never wanted him
to darken my door, and he never did.
/ had to darlSen II myself. with wal
nut stain. But many time after.
ward, recalled his wise words and
wept over his grave"