South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-05

music--such is the June vision OF
youth. Personally. we Irefer the
calmer Joys OF the month. such as
the payment OF the June install
ment OF the income tax. As we be-
come accustomed 20 this quarterly
ecstacy. We sometimes wonder II
heaven could be all we think Il
without the serene Joy OF taxes.
We suspect that instructions
have now gone 20 all embassies. le-
cations and consulates 20 respond
70 all invitations 10 speak. but con-
hning positive statements 10 wealth
er and climate.
Ice cream in Mshawaka, they
say. costs Wholesale $3.50 a gallon.
II -etails az $3.50 a gallon. And
yet we have an ordinance prohibit
ing hogs from running a. large
within the city limits
Another proof that there is a hell
is. II there were not there would b,
nothing 70 show what a detonsillat-
ed old scout feels like.
We trust Doc Irwin doesn't
mind Us suggesting he take A
course OF instruction on driving a
Ford betsre ne again attempts 20
sit a. the wheel. Traffic on Lin
coin way and Laurel St was halted
half an hour last Sunday afternoon
while the doc. vainly strove 70
cross the street Driving an OBJ
streperous Ford isn't quite so easy
e. yankfng out molsrs. no matter
what they say.
A New York stage beauty IS 20
wed a Duluth engineer. We are
unable to understand how the hus-
band OF q stage beauty could ever
expect TO find much time for engi-
neering.
AZ rule. however. our demo-
cratic candidates do not run for Of
fee on platforms calling for in
creased taxes.
Atty. John Raab. candidate for
city Judge on the Bill Dodge ticket.
surprised the older habitues Of the
South Bend court house the other
day BY his intimate knowledge Of
the intricacies Of law which en-
abIed him to free a client of the
charge against him. Johnnie will
Re 80 years old when ne takes his
seat as judge on the local bench.
His four years experience on this
Job will undoubtedly mt him 20 at
tain even greater heights in his
chosen profession.
Marse Henry declares he cannot
see very far ahead amid the politi-
cal confusion, but that this ticket
might be interesting: For presi-
dent. Emma Goldman; for vice
LresidAnt, Eugene Debs." This idea
n dangerous, when the people have
shown so Enthusiastically their liabil- |
ity 10 take almost anything.
49,
Einstein says there is no such
thing as space, but you can't get
that notion into democrats
noodle. He knew last November
that something interviewed between
where ne started from and where /
he III. and If Il wasn't space it was /
something worse.
49,
Hands up and not word from /
you!" a Chicago highwayman com |
rnanded of Rev. Robert J. Long, of 4
St. James Episcopal church, South +.
Bend. while in the windy city few I
DAYS ago OF course. like good /
churchman he Obeyed. After TAX
ins every cent OF money. various /
trinkets and his return ticket TO
South Bend, the rector was COM
manded 10 run like hell which
he also did. on a visit "A day or
two ago TO Mishawaka, where he
has many warm friends, it was
noticeable that the churchman's
hair was still on end but whether
from fright or by a trick of nature
Il was not possible 10 determine.
All the good things are coming
back 10 US. The five cent cigar has
returned and the eight center has
been riEhtfully relegated TO the
back shelves.
They are talking ABOUT running
the city's sewage into the river at
the point where the swimming pool
is located At Merrifeld park The
mayor is so darned mad over the
way things are going against him
he would declare a lockout at the
soap factories were there any in
Mishawaka.
Well. YOU can't blame old lady
Bergdoll very much for refusing 20
show the lawyers and politicians
where her pot Of gold is.
4 Chicago Judge. before whom
was arranged a bunch Of youthful
female shoplifters. gave them a
good lecture and sentenced them 20
church attendance every sunday
for year. and 20 wash and dry
the dishes for their mothers every
day during that time That would
be a pretty good sentence 20 Tass
upon girls who haven't learned 20
steal
Aunt Alice Robertson SAYS she
likes the sob OF congresswoman. /
why shouldn't she. II the restrict
ed opportunity 10 talk doesn't be-
come unbearable?
we catch the statement that the
price OF airplanes Is falling, but for
the present we have our attention
glued upon the price TAGS IN the
sboa store windows
A New Jersey congressman wants