The Washington times., 1921-05-13


ana Nelson wrote to her:
! would have believed that you
would have sent him proper mes
fags By Sir William and sent him
TO hell"
The letter is worth $40. Hearst
eight to fac-simile it in his sun
day newspapers. that circulate
more than three million copies.
Tor the benefit Of Anslomaniac
anobG.
George Harvey went to see the
King. The Kings carriage OF
STATE. with gliding on it, and men
n fancy uniforms on the horses
hacks, came for Harvey, took him
% the palace, and brought him
back. There was only one fly in
that soft ointment. one crumbled
ross-leaf in the mattress. Woodrow
Wdson sras not there to see Hor-
ssy On his sccy to Buckin0hsm Pal
ace. sChaesm son tour" rs Ma
poison said p the ghost of Louis
Sixteenth.
Thaa has . queer sound: "Offi-
pared BY members of the Italian
detachment, the Germans cut
ereat holes In the ranks Of the
PoIAs with accurate artillery fre."
! ITALIAN officers are directing
GERMAN soldiers in shooting
down POLISH troops, the Poles
having seized Silesian cities in
spite Of the Alliss.' Quite q sud-
aen change in the picture.
Some gangster in Chicago shot
Anthony D'Andrea, political lead
q. Tucked IN the band Of a hat,
found near the man shot down.
was . twenty dollar bill and a slip
marked, For flowers" Intsrest-
ing superstition, you viii say, to
shoot . man dead and leave money
to buy flowers for the funeral. It
il . very old fsslinx. In Safdou's
play. after Sarah Bsrnhsrdt a. La
Tosca has fiercely murdered Scar
jpia, stsbbing him Ia the back with
= kpife. shs Turns = TIE corpse
and places I lighted candle on
st4hsf side At the head. Not such
= difference between the Chicago
Eunznan and La Toeca.
A man fell five stories, day be-
fore yesterday, struck the ground
and was injured, not very seri-
ously." Yesterday John McFad-
den, president of the Weehawken
board of education. lifted up his
foot to strike q match on the sole
Of his shoe. He lost his balance.
fell. fractured his skull and died.
Once upon a time they would have
said: "No man can escape his
fate; we must all 20 on the ap-
pointed day."
Germany is considering a law to
compel "every married couple to
rear three children" They must
do that, at least. Particularly
healthy persons will be expected
to rear nine children and will re-
ceive q bonus for every child more
than three. The married lacking
three children will be taxed. That's
war news.
Secretary Hughes protests to
the Dutch government against
certain oil field decisions. Hol-
land replies: "Your protest comes
too late" If Mr.. Hughes will
read some Of the letters that Mil
ton wrote for Cromwell when he
was Cromwell's secretary, he will
get good suggestions for answer
ing such notes as that from Hol-
land. When Cromwell said what
he meant, and Milton wrote it out,
the country addressed usually
said, IAN right, just as you say"
Financiers in Europe are quite
happy about the German settle
ment. Here, stocks are going
down, and don't seem inclined to
stop and 60 the other way. Look
out for a fight among the steel
men. When it comes, it will be a
yksl price war. Some gentlemen
will wish they had taken the ad-
vice given in this column for the
last two years. Keep away from
the little steel stocks" When big
Doncerns are doing about forty per
cent of what they can do they are
apt to fight for business.
When sailors find themselves
afloat in mid-ocean on a raft they
may begin with gentlemen s
agreement, but they end by eating
each other.
Conservatism rejoices because Of