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Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-10

Life is one fool thing after an
other; owe Is two fool things after
one another.
Why not feed football players on
goat and mule glands?
One way TO end divorce is marry
your second wife first.
Now Foch can say my left wing
is shaken; my right Is in a sling:
banquets attack in my center"
Butchers buy wisely but sometimes
get a bum steer.
About half of New York's theatri-
cal producers fall because they
have no show.
The parachute jumpers business
is dropping off.
Some men borrow money to keep
out of debt.
'aThe audience was carried away
with Harry Lauder" Must have
been a big fight.
Red Cross Christmas Seals are
quoted at pre-war prices.
Perhaps, instead of foliage on the
moon. the man up there needs a
shave.
Thick fur on animals also means
a warm 1922 summer for women
Reports say the jazz craze has hit
Mexico, but let's hope 1t is only a big
revolution.
You don't fall in love. you fall in
divorce.
Monaghan soldiers ordered to cut
off their pig-tails." This hair-bob-
bling fad is spreading.
Another curse OF longer skirts Is
men will quit giving their street car
seats to ONE
One day the weather man predic-
ted showers, but some had to use a
tub.
Every fourth child born in the
world is Chinese" Dad has three
and Is worried.
"Hello. AL" is the Legion greeting:
but in speaking of the care given
disabled vets the 30" precedes the
I'll"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-10
Learn One New Thing Every Day
BULLETINS BY THE
r.moU. cEOER apuTC SOCIETY
WHERE CHRISTMAS COM Es FROM

mans work changes with new con-
ditions and environment. But he
clings to his play. Toys. for chill
dren. are the tools which break
open mental eggshells and give
them the first contact with age old
experiences OF other beings Of their
kind.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-10

Any reader can get the answer TO
any question by writing The Perth
Amboy Evening New Information
Bureau. Frederic y. Haskr Director.
olies strictly to Information The
bureau cannon give advice on legal.
medicinal and financial troubles. 1t
does not attempt to settle domestic
troubles. nor to undertake exhaus-
tive research on any subject. Write
your question plainly and briefly.
Give full name and address and en-
close two cents in stamps for return
postage. All replies are sent direct
to the inquirer.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14
HERO OF THREE COUNTRIES
south American Republics United sE
Their Desire to Do Honor to
Memory Of Bolivar.

The unveiling Of u statue to Simcu
Bolivar. known as the George Wash.
ington OF South America, took place
In New York April 10.
There are statues of Bolivar In
Caracas, BogOta, Lima and elsewhere.
He was South Americas superman on
horseback. lie drove the Spanish out.
He became "Jefe Supreme" OF the
northern half OF the continent. ("Hey-
fay Soopraymaw." please, signifyia :
supreme ChiefO lie fought 4.,l
battles and escaped five attempted sn,
SassinatIOns.
Bolivar has been described as me.
curial, Impractical. visionary, reckless
iy daring, vainglOrIous. sympathetic.
cunning, sensitive, intense, ambitious.
with no sense OF proportion, cruel ana
Kind In the same breath, giving veaI
to the highest sentiments OF frenzie,d
patriotism, and practicing the most
absolute despOtlsm." History credits
him with having spent 30 per cent Of
his large fortune for his country.
Venezuela, and with having made. no
private use Of public funds, although
long In control OF the revenues of Co
lombia, Peru and Bolivia. He failed
In an attempt TO unite all those cOua-
tries under one flag. lost his power
and popularity and died in exile.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14
FINE TRIBUTE 10 WASHiE GT0n
haToIeon's EuIogy Of the Worid'!
Greatest Man Regarded as Worthy
Of Eternal Preservation.

Approach Of the hundredth annives~
sary Of the death OF Napoleon Bone
parte recalls the order of the dag
which he issued In his capacity as
first consul, 10 the Frcnch army On
the occasion OF the death of the frat
President OF the United States. The
document Is as follows:
Soldiers! Washington Is dead !
This great man fought against
tyranny. lie consolidated the liberty
or his native land. Ills memory will
always be cherished by the French
people. as well as by all free men of
the two worlds, but more especially
by the soldiers OF France, who. like
himself aud the soldiers of America
in times past. are fighting for equaIit !
and liberty. In recognition thereof,
the first consul orders that for ten
days all the standards and flags VI
the troops of the republic shall be
draped with Grape. (Signed) Bona
parte."
Not content with this. Bonaparte
Insisted that an official euIogy OF the
liberatOr OF America should be pro-
nounced, In the name Of the republic.
In the Temple Of Mars. the name thel
given TO the chapel Of the Palace Of
the lnvalides. The task was contided
To MhreelIin de Fontane. the poet. who
was given six days TO prepare 1t. DE
Fontane accomplished his task to- the
,,o.,a-,, ""nanarte. and IL Is
generally agreed that his eulOgy or
Washington ranks among his very
finest works.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14
Would Teach Youth to Think.

To teach people TO think, DR.. G. A.
Mercier OF Dournemouth left 100000
To be used to found a chair OF natioa-
nj logic and scientific method mt one OF
the universities. Among the condi-
lions imposed are clauses directing
that: Students are not TO he taught
what Aristotle or anyone else thought
about reasoning. but to think and rea-
son clearly for themselves. The pro-
lessor IL not to be chosen for his
knowledge Of the work or opinions of
other logicians. but for his capacity
TO think and To- reason and to teach.
In selecting the professor preference
Is TO he given Ia the candidate who
does not know either Greek or Ger
man and. In any case, when appoint
ell, such professor IS not TO devote
more than one-twclfth OF his teaching
time In teaching the logic of Aristotle
and the schools, nor more than one
twenty-fOurth I'm teaching the logic Of
lIegel or other Germans.-Montreal
Herald
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14
An Irish kinn In Tahiti

James Norman Hall has stirred m a
veritable tumult in South Boston. In
an article I'm Harper's Magazine he
tells of meeting on a South Sea islam !
an freshman named Riley. Orig
inally native OF Boston the son a
an Irish immigrant. Riley is now the
King of n South Sea island, with W.
told riches, a beautiful Tahe,au
queen. and hundreds OF loyal sdbjecT.
all according to the best traditions -
romance.
But who Is he? Sou Boston 4.
largely populated by Rileys, and M.
Hall does not specify TO which brancl
Of the fomily his hero belongs. Sine.
the publication OF the article ther..
are but few OF his name who do not
claim kinship with the South Sea moo.
arch who. since. as everybody knows.
all the Rileys are descended from the
ancient king Of Ireland. is but enjoy.
Ing his natural right I'm ruling from n
royal throne-Or hammock.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14
WEEK END. ExCURSI 70
C0LOsIbt PgI!

Until further IL Ae. Tic larrs
and comfortable ferryk b.,st
wesinorvlis.i will ieas.E Me-
Cares Mart :, 5 T.. 4y.ry
SAtufda, topping IL B..i.-
wood. WGsrf =: 8 + N Arris-
ing Al CtolsAi beach II ! p
II RaaraiHs. vii leave
CJ!on.al DeAch Ii.s0 p. NJ.
making the above mentioned
points.
Roand Trip Tickets 75c
Under IL Years SOC
This is a pleasant Ssater trip
with a chance to Meet your
friends at the Beach There they
have fine bathing. Blackis-
tones Dancing Pavilion. oyer
the surf and the Ideal Garden
along the front furnishing up
to date music by first class
orchestras.
Merry Go Rou. Shooting
Gallery. Bowling Alley. Palm,
lists and all Other Yattractions
that go toward ! making a
first class summed resort.
Under management of II.
S. Murphy.
DON'T MISS FMS TRIP
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14
FOR SALE

-Oldsmobile Truck, in good condl-
ton, cheap. Apply to
FRANK HALL.
1-l4-4 Leonardtown, Nd
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14

Orphans Court of St. Mary's County,
Sct:-MaY a. 1921

This Is to give notice that the sub.
scriber has obtained from the Orphans
Court for ST. MarV's County, letters
testamentarY on the estate of
LOUIS GENDASON
late OF said county, deceased. All
persons having claims against said
deceased are hereby warned 20 exhiblt
the same with the vouchers thereof, 10
the subscriber, on or before the oath
day OF Nov, 1921: they may other
wise by Law be excluded from all beue-
fit of said estate All persons indebt-
ed 10 said estate are requested 10 make
immediate payment.
WA. MEvERELL LOKER,
5-26-6t- Executor.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14
Notice 60 Creditors.
Orphans Court of St. Mary's County,
Sct:-June %, 1921.

orphans Court OF 81. Mary $ County,
Sct:-June %, 1921.
This Is to give notice that the SUBJ
scriber has obtained from the Orph-
ans Court for ST. Mary's County, let
ters testamentary on the estate of
LEONARD T. GRAVES,
late of said county, deceased. All
persons having claims against said
deceased are hereby warned to exhibit
the same with the vouchers thereof, 20
the subscriber on or before the 18th
day of December, 1921; they may other
wise by Law be excluded from all bene-
fit of said estate All persons indebt-
ed TO said estate are requested TO make
immediate payment.
MARY E. GRAVES,
6-30-6t- Executrix.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14

The grounds will be open to the
public at 10 a. m.
Dinners will be served at IL
o'clock-Ad tits Sl.O0; Children
half price.
Suppers will bd served at 6 O'Clock
Adults 75c Children 25c.
Refreshments, ice cream. soft
drinks, ETC., will be on hand in
abundance.
Games of varil bus kinds will be
run off during the day.
The st. Nichols s Band viii play
during the aft rnopn-
GUYS OrchesA will furnish the
music dur ueevening.
Dancing from 81 q II O'Clock.
The festival viii Ind at midnight.
The ladies and g Rntlemen of the
parish will nd II during the
afternoon and fleming.
All our friends a b invited, and
we feel sure I'll " will have a
good time. TAP
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14

on thrown on the waves will calm
them Hence IL has been suggested
that oil shells be fired from lifeline
guns In the coast guard stations, TO
calm the waters around stranded
ships.
Ii the oil shells are hurled we'll 10
the windward OF a ship, and are made
to explode on contact with the water,
the oil will soon drift around the ship
and make it possible for a lifeboat TO
be launched In safety.
An ideal oil shell would be one that
could carry gallon OF OIl.-Popular
Science Monthly.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1921-07-14
WESTERN MARYL AND COLLEGE
WESTMINSTER
REV. a NORMAN WARD, ID. d. President
For Young Men and Young Women Separate Departments


ADNSSON
without conditions Fifteen ~-
about English
Greek
Education Homo Economics
lie
Speech, Voice, and Piano. Military Training &c
modern buildings; comfortable
plant
unexceled in
Pure air. water, charming
BOARD AND TUITION
SCHOLARSHIPS The
Scholarships
nc next twenty and transferable sill
e23m. PROSPECTUS 1922 APPLICATION
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07
COST OF REVENUE CoLLECTING.

A resident Of Brooklyn has been notified by the
commissioner of internal revenue that adult of his
income return for the calendar year 1918 reveals
underpayment Of one cent As provided by law the
commissioner taxpayer that ITO PEN
atty and interest the paid by speci
fed date
This reads like a joke Il is, the contrary ?
serious procedure. unavoidable the admins
tered justly The fact that the amount involved the
smallest possible to collect in ouI currency of no
significance it exhibits the taken
By the bureau OF internal that single
justly Uncle Sam withheld. either gultily
ignorantly It is instructive incident the les
Of which should not be lost congress which
is wrestling with the problem of taxation.
Net infrequently argument is made favorable to
proposed form of taxation that 1T would be easy
and inexpensive to collect" other propositions are
rejected the ground that it would much
collect the that might be them
Some 100000 individuals and corporations make in
come reports and the expense Of collecting the
they is than s27 5000. The auditing CT
accounts for the greater part this
pendture. And yet The bureau three years behind
IN the auditing of
Gathering the federal revenue is apt to cost more
rather than less unless congress fnds sources
come that viii yield without the necessity great
force Of checkers. II simple devise
revenue system that Will operate with sort CT an.
tomato honesty. But simpler system the bet
ter. about 50 every 500 rev
enue That this is too much may be deduced from the
of the underpayment of by the Brooklyn
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07
WORRYING ABOUT A WIFE.

The travels Of The young Prince OF Wales. soon to
be extended o India and Japan, have created init
mate personal in his affairs throughout the
empire, and detail comment than the
delay in finding him a wife. He past ~, no
sign of a bride being chosen his loyal subjects
think it high time something being done A co4umn
in the Toronto Mail Empire devoted the subject
remarks that despite the widespread hope may
wed Of his choice the British royal marriage act
still stands unamended and forbids his marrying any
one not of royal blood. The relations between Willy"
and .Nicky and other royalties the of the
disposed forever Of the old idea Of royal marriages
Strengthening alliances and making for peace Besides
the overthrow of thrones has limited the
eligibles a very few.
There is furtive hope throughout the empire
that the young prince will eventually find his
solution by picking bride of his choice regard
less marriage If he does there reason to
believe parliament. If necessary. will be glad
the restrictive and the people approve
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07

1t seems to sound good the b9ey. white the
claim that it makes Sufferers defects
In speech may have truth in il, baby tax
will bear comparison with much other talk heard by
children.
more importance than the fact good
naturally tends to good manner IN speech least
quite important that parents fathers as well rs
mothers careful 20 select the right subject
be eliminated
Try as they may the teachers likely to have a
hard time 10 convince mothers baby
talk is the proper language which to address
the baby, both subject and method Of
speech
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07
AMERICA ABOVE A TITLE.

Unlike Little Lord Fauntleroy who. although he
ashamed tell his friend the grocer that he had
go England and be a lord, thought of
fusing a good American citizen has beer found in
Glenn county, Calf, who he will such
a call
The American who loves his own land better than
title BENJAMIN r Calvert. who has received word
he is Lord Baltimore and has been urged 10
ireland and claim vast estates waiting him there 1t
seems there has been Lord Baltimore for
at least recognized such, till
deliver lineage declared the California
Calvert Is he
Mr.. Calvert declares he does not to go
to Ireland any other place and be lord.
who is the descendant CT whose 5 linked
with the early history of America. he has
taken time to answer the letters.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07
Clock Watchers Are sIseksr..

AT a recent convention OF employers
one of them made the statement that
the efficiency of his employees had
been increased 800 per cent By the
removal of all clocks from the plant.
There are many employees who pay
more attention TO the clock than to
their own work.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07
BABY TALK

An appeal has been made by the school authori-
ties Of Cincinnati the mothers Of that city enlist
in a against baby talk its effect their
children and speaker has been enlisted carry this
the mothers clubs
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07
ANSWERS TO YESTERDAYS
QUESTIONS

What religion has the most fol-
lowers2 Ans. Confucianism,
2-How many cities and towns are
there in the United States having
POPULATION of 1880 or over? Ans only
2.7S7
S-what do the smallest drops OF
rain measure? Ans. One-twentieth OF
an inch in diameter
4-How many states has Brazil? Ans.
Twenty.
5-How many railway mail clerks are
there? Ans. 10000.
6-What causes pellagrs? Ans. Fail
ure 10 eat sufficient lean meat. eggs
vegetables and fruit.
Who is chairman of the Nationa
Republican committed! Ans John T
Adams. of Iowa.
S-Which reduces the velocity o.
aound the most. wind, fog or rain? Ans
Wind.
s-What does "Kyria Eleison'' mean
Ans. Lord have mercy on us.
10-In what state can diamonds b.
found? Ans. Arkansas.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07

THE SAFETY razor unquestionaby will be able
hold out long the BARRIERS who say they will
down from war prices
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07
HOW MUCH
DO YOU KNOW?

What group OF mountains are
said to be the richest 100 miles on
earth?
2-How many crowns does il take TO
make an English sovereign?
S-In which state in the union are
divorces not permitted?
4-Wha is the largest lake port In
the world7
What part of tree is the crown?
6-Where is Muscle Shoals?
How old is the story of Little
Red Riding Hood?
Slow many kinds of birds are there
in this country?
blow many postoffices are there
in the United States?
10-How high is La Paz. Bolivia
the highest capital in the world?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07

ROSCOE ARBUCKLE says he is going back into
the movies Fat chance
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-10-07

4 NAME IS spread the front page day
the ii sinks into Oblivion. Perhaps you
family remember Farley Parker Christensen.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-08-19
ORDIN ANOH.

Be il enacted. and it is hereby ordered
that Sections 8 and of Ordinance passed
June z, 1915, be and the same are hereby
repealed, recinded. revoked and set aside,
but nothing in this Ordinance shall in
anywise affect any other section or Dor
ton Of said Ordinance passed June 7,
1915, and be it further enacted and il is
hereby ordained by the Mayor and Council
OF Rockville by virtue of the power vested
in it by the Acts of 1888, Chapter 339, of
the General Assembly of Maryland, and the
Acts and Amendments thereto passed at
the January Session of the General AS
sembly of Maryland, 1898. that Sections 8
and be and the same are hereby re-
enacted and amended so as to read as
follows
Section 3. And be it further enacted that
from and after the eleventh day of AUGUST
1921, il shall be unlawful for any person.
persons or corporation to keep, maintain
or use any privy, cesspool or septic tank
or other receptacle or appliance for the
reception of human excrement. except a
water closet constructed and installed as
hereinbefore directed, and any person. per-
sons or corporation found guilty of keen
ing. maintaining or using such privy, cess
pool or septic tank or other receptacle or
appliance for the reception of human ex-
crement shall upon conviction thereof for
felt and pay to the Mayor and Council of
Rockville the sum Of ten dollars and shall
further forfeit and pay the additional sum
OF one dollar to said Mayor and Council
for each and every day after AUGUST
eleventh, in the year 1921, within which
said privy. cesspoOl or septic tank or other
receptacle or appliance for the reception of
human excrement shall be kept, used and
or maintained, within the discretion of the
Mayor Of the said Town or the Justice of
the Peace who shall try the case and shall
be committed to the Jail of MONTGOMERY
county until said fine and costs are paid.
Section 5. And be it further enacted
tnat any person, persons or corporation
who shall fail to make the sewer and water
connections as hereinbefore provided and
maintain the same in proper working order
shall upon conviction thereof forfeit and
pay to the Mayor and Council of Rockville
the sum of ten dollars and shall further
forfeit and pay to the said Mayor and
Council the additional sum of one dollar
for each and every day after AUGUST
eleventh, in the year 1921, within which
said water and sewer connection ia NOT
made or maintained in the discretion
OF the Mayor OF the said Town or the JUS
tice of the Peace who shall try the case
and stand committed to the Jail of Mont
gomery county until said fine and costs
are paid.
Passed August II, 1921.
o. M LINTHTCUM,
F.B. ALBERT, Clerk.
aug 1886
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-08-19
REGISTRATION NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that officers of
registration for the various election dis
trlcts OF Montgomery county will sit at the
following places on
TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 6, 1921,
from 8 O'Clock. A. NJ. until 8 O'Clock, p. NJ,
to register and transfer qualified voters:
Laytonsville and second polling
places in rooms Of George w. Mobley, in
Laytonsville.
Clarksburg-First and second polling
places in the storeroom of Charles w. Glib
son. in Clarksburg
Poolesville-Town hall, in Poolesville.
Rockville-First precinct, first and Sec
ond polling places, storeroom of the Welt
Co., in Rockville.
Rockville precinct, office of the
Supervisors of Elections. in Rockville.
Colesville-First and second polling
places, W. c. 7. u. hall, in Colesville.
MISUNDERSTANDING of Ernest P. Rick
etts. in Jamestown.
Bethesda-First precinct, first and Sec
ond polling places, lmirie's garage. in Be-
thesda.
Bethesda-Second precinct. Library
building, in Chevy Chase.
Bethesda Third precinct. town hall, in
Olney-First precinct. Grange Hall, in
0lney.
Olney-Second precinct, Odd Fellows
Hall. in Brookeville.
Gaithersburg -First precinct, Masonic
Hall. in Gaithersburg.
Gaithersburg Second precinct, garage
OF Mrs. Etchison. in Gaithersburg.
Potomac-K Knights Of Pythias Hall, in
Potomac
Barnesville and second polling
places, Grange Hall. in GAINESVILLE.
Damascus-Jr. D. u. A. M. Hall, in Da-
mascus.
Wheaton-First precinct. Hickersons store,
in Wheaton.
Wheaton precinct. first and sec
ond polling places, Armory building. in
Silver Spring
Wheaton-Third precinct. Municipal
building, in Kensington.
Wheaton Fourth precinct, first and sec
ond polling places. basement of Presby-
terrain Church. in Takoma Park.
LAURAS0N B. RIGGS,
j. FURR WHITE,
MORTIMER o. STABLER.
Board of Supervisors Of Elections for
Montgomery county, Maryland
JOHN JONES. Clerk
aug l9-td