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New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-05-20

Ueurlgen tn 1etn r11teriroi1bes
S9muggellaaer gu fibren, aber als
i'm Sten=tiun bel Iiderte, be- Scr
Deutibe ser blo6eite &erl lei, Ser lie
gbina betreten, un6 ouBer6em idon
morgen abreiie, un6 $50 &aels fit
ie6en bob Elm mlbeloier @epinn
iei, % tpinigte er Elm. un6 nun
lpan6erten iie ale 6rei, ser 9eut-
i9e, Sien=tlun un6 Gibing<bo na6
Dem nabegelegenen &eisfpetder ant
&ai, un6 Sun=li folgte, 11a96em ct
einen 8oli5eifommii}ar berbeigebolt,
NIT oieiem unauffa1ig. SIN @eiS'
jpeider tpur6en bon etliden &ulis
Elm Duteno GROCER @arenbauen, Die
3u ebe1er gr6e lagen, beiieite &c,
raumt uno cine fleine Sautiir fret.
gema9t. Cine i9male Ereppe fiibr.
te in Sen gut ausgemauerten un6
nit &ol5 beribalten Seller. ltn6
90 lagen in ser Eat Die berrlidlten
un6 i9oniten Eeppi6e, bier5ebn
grobe Bauen. 9ie beioen @bineien
i9mun3elten un6 5eigten iid gar5
erfreut, o1s tie SEN @uropaer 70
'reingelegt batten. Ser aber Jam.
merte uno ging 5erfniridt sic Srep,
pc em1por uno i6tdte ii6 on, 6as
@eIo bereit5ulegen. Sour Sien-tiun
cling nit na@ obem mabren6
Iibing-bo iid erit nod an Dem
pradtigen Mn6lide ser foitbaren
S4muggelpare lobte. SSn ser Sir
6es &eisipeiders lnngerte nod Mrt
ser faulen3enoen &alis Sun.li. Ser
Deteftib 11idte ibm gu, uno Der @Di>
neje CAB bieies -3ei6en Dem u5ufdl'
Zig poriibergeben6en Boli5eifom.
miiiar tpeiter. 1n6 tpdbren0 0r.
Branf umitdnoli9 IN ieiner 8rief-
ta1de nod SEN berpetteten 500
EaeIs iudte, itano pl0Blid Der
@ommiiiar neben ibnen.
Eien=tiun, ser ben 8olt5eibeam-
ten gar 1pobl fannie, 8%itterte an al
M @1ieoern. Der &ommiilar nabm
i'm nun NIT in ben Seller, befab
li6 Sen 8orrat Ser geldmuggelten
Bare un6 ber1aftete ban,i Die BEL.
Sen @ouf6erren, oie in eoler 5elbT.
berIeugnung ale 5hulo auf ben
8on9ef in 8ai-ping idoben. Mu@
6ieier @adere mnr0e nod am glei,
den Sage berbaftet, mabreno BET
8oameiiter feline 1000 Saels uieoer
befam nno auBeroem gum 3oQ4ef
BON Eai-ping ernanut puroe.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-05-20
9ie nnfi@erbeit int CLIFF.

Sn einem @eitaurart in @traB.
burg fan6en fur3li@ iduere @9ld.
gereien 5mii9en amerifanif9en
Soloaten un6 fran5oiii@ert @aitert
itatt. Mls cine 8oli3etpatrouille ct.
i9ten, tpur6e 6ieie bon Sen Mnteri.
fa1ern nie6ergeihlagen. Se@s 8er.
ioner erlitten 8erlebungen. sic
l1nii6erbeit in StraBbatrg unb
Mulbaufen nimmt INNER mebr 5u.
Sn Milbauien tpuroe aaf offener
StraBe ser @befre6afteur Martin
oes v@epltblifaner" bon mebreret
8erioner1 uberfanen, nit ei1em
5dlagrine bearbeitet uto f6uer
uerleBt.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-05-20

fern Sreun6, ser bat geiagt, bier
mar Ser @lab TN mer tpo1te nod
10 ebaut e @tun6 tparte TN 6amn
nit Sic Mrbeit Itarte. '@ie Sic 3eft
iptper tpar, es bat grad Mitneit &c.
itrode, 6n ben mer nod idnen Ell
Shntt genomme, 1pas Ser 8eoes'
.tpeiler an sic !Sipp gebabt Bat It'll
Damn Is es losgange. Meer lin bon
6rei Sette 6ran gauge an ben SiQ
6ide; ie6er il 10 5iemli@ a0ein nit
ii6 getpeie, oas meint, ct bot bic
a11nere gar nit iebn tonne. Sd ben
geoidt, mie aues. Ser @4meiB is
mid binne I'M borne Sen 8udel
erunt1er gela1fe I'M i6 ben i9on e
5iemli6 groBes Sod gegrarpe ge-
babt.
Sd tuarn bo6 neu9iertg, tpie melt
sic anttere uare I'M tit TIM ben SIN
erumgange for nod iie gu iebn.
@iiie sic pas, i6 ben fetn bon iie
ge5ebn. 3ulebt ben i6 an Dos Iu.
to ge6enft. Sd fin bingange I'M
f6ubr eenug, Sic 5mei Seger ben in
6ie Maidin geiobe I'm ben gel@lafe.
Seu bdtt id Mid eigentli6 6enfe
tonne, biefabs ser @e6esmeiler bat
gar feline gn6ubren5; 6er miro I'M.
mer glei9 teiert un i6 fit aua
ganj frob ge1peie. 8ie en- 8runne.
buber iin i9 pi66er nit mein
Sdapp geitart III ben INNER 6iefer
geoidt, bis ib auf einmal auf et1uas
bartes geItoBe i'm. Mbal ZEN i6 ge-
6enft, 90 mare 11er ia ant 3iel, be
fabs 6as lin i6ubr genug 8attele.
9a fin i6 awtper nit Die groBte
Sorgfalt bran gauge; i6 BEN nit
geoebrt, nit sic S@offel meiter gu
6ide; i9 fen meme Sdnos geiubit
urt 10 BEL I'M BEL ZEN i9 audi ebbes
eral1s gebolt, pas mie e 8attelde
ausgegudt bat, eS is atpper MIR en-
&ad gepeie. @eu, 10 e fleines
Disappointment bat mid nit gebat.
teri.
Sd BEN rubig meiter gei@afft> Biz
i9 altf einmal 10 ausgeteiert par,
6aB id nit mebr auf meine 6iiB fen
ftebn tonne. Sd fin nod 6en Guto
gauge, for audi en- &eIt gu 11et1nte,
ntptper i6 zen e feline Si6ebns ge.'
babt: 6as Muto is fort gepeie TN Sic
8mei trourige Sedel mare audi fort.
8en, uen1t sc iebt 6enfe, 6aB i'd
puttinter frebitg for @ut ge1peie iin,
Damn fin sc nit bel aus 6en @eg.
SSn @peit bon meme @ie6igfeit, ben
td MIDI an Sen @eg gemadt for
es nod 6ie Saun 5u biete. Mebr
pie e bunnert NAL fin td in Sic
moo6ige &obos itede geblimtpe, ,1n
mie i9 en6li9 in sic Sta6t fin TOM.
me, 6a fin i'd gra6 Sen lange @eg
umgefaae. @n Seller is nit ieitt
Muto porbei gepdBt TIT Sen ben i4
for e 2ift gefrast. ST bat mid audi
mitgeromme, I'M 6enfe sc anal at,
es is Sulius Ser 8uti9er getpeie, no
mir all uniern @toff faufe. Ct
mollt tpiiie, no i6 ber fomme bebt,
atptper i'd ben es ibn off 4obr5 nit
geiagt. ST bat in grort bon metn
&aus geitappt LII uie i6 aus Die
Maidien gefrarpuelt fin, % fagt CT:
~Mtlter @auerampfer, ternnte sc
nur feine muo6en Midels, III mob,
beut is gpril Subls6ap!"
I'm 6a is mid e 2ett Obj gauge:
&en mid bod i@ubr genug bie
2unpe gefublt gebabt. Sd fann
nit belfe, atutuer 6ie 2t55ie, tuas
meine Ilte is, m1B bod nit 10 bel
aus Sen @eg fem, -tuen,t fe tmner
iage 6ubt, i@ mar 10 bumn1, 6ab t4
mid metne &oie NIT Die Monfie'
renid an5iebe 6ebt, tpomtt t9 ber'
bleipe, Sine Sbrn 1ieuer
8btItpp Sanerampfer.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-05-20
Mit Goelteinen beiette Monfran3
geranbt.

syn ser Midaelstir6e in 8am.
BERG baber Diebe Die nit @6el,
iteinen beiebte Monitrana oerert
@ert anf 100000 Marf gef2att
miro, geitoblen. Ser 8eriu9, bas
Grab oes Biibofs Otto 6es &eilt.
gen anf3ubreden, l,1o al pliinoerr,
miBIang: Die Mauber fbeinett bnr9
ben Mni9lng Der &un6e Der 1taben
8rnuerei berimeumt mor6ett al fettt.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-05-20

Nv S~S~ySs
Ter bat Sen anne
re Dag 5u mid
geia9t, @bilipp,
bot er geiagt, BET
Seller, 100 ieoen
Sag IN mefn 8lat
fontne 1ubt TN
mo- 6u nit lang
5urud en- lange
Enbf nit ~gebabt
ser fon1rnt beut
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1921-05-20
WftMtr 5@rttbtbrttt hes
4hilipp 5~amrramptfr.
49,.

Mei1 Iieber @err @e6adtiondr:-
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19

supplies. The acreage that is put in
cotton should be heavily fertilized,
but this acreage should be smaller
next year than it has been this year.
An acreage of 15,0O0,OOO to 10000
600 would be ample for the South if
properly fertilized and intensely cul-
tivated. The yield per acre would be
larger, the cost less and the profit
greater. But even this acreage would
be too large unless the South can
in addition thereto carry on the di-
versifcation of agriculture to suf-
ficient extent to produce its own
grain and meats.
1t behooves the bankers and the
merchants who are in touch with the
farm people of the South to begin an
immediate intensive and aggressive
campaign for increasing food pro-
duction, and for still further lessen
ing the cotton acreage; anu a0 tlie
same time insisting upon more inten-
tive fertilization and cultivation of
the acreage put into cotton and 9th
er crops. This way will lead to uni
versal prosperity for the agricultural
and all the business interests of the
South. Any return to the system OF
concentrating attention upon cotton
to the exclusion of foodstuffs would
prove an unspeakable curse. to this
section and make cotton the lode
stone around the neck of Southern
industry and Southern agriculture
which has held the tenant farmers of
this section in economic slavery for
so many years.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19

pfications of at least million dol
lars from the banks, bankers and
trust companies of the state during
the next week or ten days and ar
rangements have been made whereby
loans can be made in short time. "
"We cannot lend money to the in
dividual," Mr.. Law continued 1.-The
individual should apply to his bank,
who in turn will make application to
us. When the application is approved
and some formalities complied with,
the money will be forthcoming.
"We want to get this money out
into circulation and believe that we
will have considerable number OF
applications. 1t is intended to help
the agricultural business, and it will
not be of much service in a vault" I"
Mr.. Law said further that the loan
agency of the war finance corporation
with headquarters in this city, wished
to announce that it had approved half
million dollars of cotton loans to
South Carolina banks. He also said
that the war finance corporation had
granted $500,O00 direct to Colum-
bia bank for financing export cotton.
This money, made available by the
war finance corporation, is intended
to help the agricultural situation
and is generally agreed that the
funds will be most welcome.-The
State.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19
Money for Banks is Now
Available.

Money for banks which have made
agricultural loans is now available,
according to Latta Law, secretary of
the South Carolina committee of the
agricultural loan agency of the war
finance corporation.
Advices from Washington are to
the effect that the war finance cor
;poration has approved 100000 ad-
vances to South Carolina banks for
financing and exporting cotton.
eeThe South Carolina committee"
said Mr.. Law yesterday, expects ap-
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19

Notice of Final Discharge.
To All Whom These Presents May
Concern:
Whereas, J. Claude Johnson has
made application unto this court for
Final Discharge as General Guardian
in re the Estate of Maud Smith john
son, his ward this the 2Sth day of
September, 1921,
These Are Therefore, to cite any
and all kindred, creditors or parties
interested, to show cause before me
at Edgefeld Court House, South Car
olina, on the 2Sth day of October,
1921, at II o'clock a. M, why said
order of Discharge should not be
granted.
W. T. KINNAIRD,
J. P, E. c., S. c.
Ride while you pay.-Ford. Y. & M.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19

G. W. Gardner.
Greenwood, S. c., Sept. 2S,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19
YoNCE G. MOONEY.
Notice..

Notice is hereby given to all per.
sons who are indebted to the estate
of the late R. E. Cheatham to make
payment to the undersigned and also
all persons who hold claims against
said estate to present them to the
undersigned properly attested.
Mrs. May West Cheatham,
Administrators.
October 12, 1921.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19
EDGEFIELD ADVERTISER

churches and the government is COM
Iplete, and for this they stand, but
I this has never denied Christians or
any one else the right of petition, and
if the Christian people of this country
Ibid not stana for law enforcement
there is no telling what would become
lof it, and such persons as Mr.. Elm
rod. / have never known judge
who was not glad to be approached
upon any question of law enforce
ment, and who not only gave re-
spectful hearing, but expressed
thanks for the interest manifested
thereby understand that Judge
Henry McIver, who is presiding over
the: court now in session in Green
wood, not only treated the committee
who placed before him the reso-
llutions adopted by the Abbeville As
|sociation, with great courtesy but
took occasion to direct the especial
attention of the grand jury to them
and handed the resolutions to the
| jury for, favorable consideration.
There is no use in raising the ques-
tion as to what this Honorable Judge
and citizen would have done had Mr..
Elmrod and his crowd approached
| him with a set of resolutions asking
him to show favor to the blind tigers
and liquor distillers of the country
who are a disgrace to civilization.
Do not get nervous, Mr.. Elmrod,
the Abbeville Baptist Association is
not the first Christian body to let it
be known that it stood for law en-
forcement, and that it was behind
the courts and officers and it will not
be<the last. Greenwood officers are
right after the tigers. Mr.. Elmrod,
and they appreciate the support they
are receiving from citizens good and
true. Instead Of pleading for mercy
for whiskey sellers with whom you
seem to be in such close touch, and
so very full of sympathy for this es-
pecial class of law breakers, you had
better advise them to quit the dirty
business.
Some years ago, when ministers
of the gospel began to plead for the
suppression of the liquor devil, it
was persons of Mr.. Elmrod's disposi-
ton who advised them to preach the
gospel and let politics alone, but
they would not be advised by that
crowd, and they are not going to hear
what seems to be voice from the Ii
quor ghost as to what the preach
ers and churches are to do about
standing for law enforcement.
+ G. W. Gardner.
Greenwood, S. c., Sept. 2s,
I - .-.--..
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19
That Card From MIR. P. e..
Elmrod.
70 The IndexJournal:

To The Index-Journal:
That card from one P. c. Elmrod
which appeared in the Index-Journal
must be an imposition and fake. /
wonder if such man lives, or if this
is not an effusion from some anony-
nous person. Certainly person who
is no better informed than to speak
of "the Bautist church" is, not COM
petent to advise the Baptist churches
of the Abbeville Association.
No one knows better than do Bap-
lists that the separation between the
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19

Buy a buggy, wagon, set Of harness
or some other article which you need
at the cut price offered at the Edge
field Mercantile Company. Come be-
fore the bargains have all been hand
ed out.-Advertisement.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19
A Gard From MIR. P. c. Elmrod.

To The Index-Journal:
Recent resolutions as set forth by
our good Baptist brethren relative to
law enforcement was reproduced in
Sundays issue of the Index-Journal
It is unfortunate that this, their
recent mandate to our courts as to
how they should be run, and their
dictates to our grand juries and our
Judges as to what sentences they
should measure out, should be allow.
ed to be presented to law executive
body covered by the law of the land
for all the people and not for any one
sect, creed or religion.
This is country of the people, by
the people and for the people; dem.
ocratic republic separating church
and state as far as the East is from
the West; constitution of our faith
ers giving to each and all certain
rights, lights and privileges, baptisee
in blood at Kings Mountain, Cow
pens and Valley Forge and dedicated
by Bunker Hill monument, and Civ
ing to every citizen assurance thai
the church is one thing, the state an
other.
1t is very unfortunate and a great
mistake for the great soul saving in
stitution Of the Baptist church tc
send representatives to our honorable
judges with a petitionn from theil
chiefs that in cases where the law i:
violated and the penalty is either {
fine or a chain gang Imprisonment, tc
give the unfortunate a chain gang
sentence, thereby adding another bur-
den to some heart broken mother who
has a wayward son, when they them
selves should be on their knees pray
ing for the unsaved of this commu
nifty.
In what way has chain gang SEN
tence ever directed wayward man
heavenward, but on the other hand
does not it knock and kick HON down
ward to perdition? Brothers, our mis-,
sion on this earth is to lift up anc
not knock down. Our Lord and Saw.
iour tells US in very plain words
"blessed are the merciful, for they
shall obtain mercy" The Baptist
church is no law-making body, but
rather soul saving institution, q
church set on a hill, a lighthouse
along the ribbed coast of a dangerous
life to warn and guard some poor
sinking seaman from the rocks OF
adversity. And now comes some fan
attic Puritans with a dictation as to
how the courts should punish evil,
doors. That is already established by
law, governing all the people and not
any particular religion.
I personally wish that all crime
could be wiped off the face of the
earth, but it started with Adam and
Eve in the garden; murder started
with Cain and Abel, and strong drink
started with the Pharaohs in Egypt.
And l fear such will continue until
the Saviour again comes to this earth
with good will towards all, malice to-
wards none.
Respectfully,
Philip C. Elmrod.
Edgefeld, Sept. 25th.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19
Wednesday, October II.

Most of us are having brain fag
over how to make buckle and tongue
sneet.
Isn't it true, that while we per-
chance are letting the other fellow
worry, some fellow is worrying US?
Talk about "pocket nerve" ours is
so benumbed that we are not con-
scious of having one.
Well, the bright side of it, which
itself is not very bright, is that har-
vesting cotton did not take much OF
our time this fall.
There is but one richest man in
the world" whoever he is, while there
are about million of US who tie for
the place of "the poorest man in the
world"
AS bargain days seem to be the
fashion, wonder if the County Treas
urer will put on a bargain day to
stimulate business? But, if he did,
none Of us would have the ready cash
to avail ourselves of the bargain op-
portunity.
That Greenwood circus man was
very considerate in posting the big
show papers in Edgefeld, for that is
about the only way most of US will
get to see the circus this fall-on
The billboards.
The limitations of the city man
are narrowing painfully. About the
only thing left that is free to him
is the air he breathes. He has to pay
for the water he drinks and for the
privilege of even talking to his neigh
for a block away.
Keep Up YousSMerale-
Lowering clouds of disappointment
and Encouragement envelope most
of us. The way is dark and the out
come uncertain. But to the resolute,
determined man, the goal will be
reached. It is such crisis as this
that tests men, revealing what man
ner of material that they are made
of. Just as storm, and not calm,
reveals the weak places in vessel.
What the average individual most
needs at this juncture, next to hard
cash, is resolute determination to
press forward in spite of the over
whelming odds against him, thereby
wrestling victory from impending de-
feat. These words from Shakespeare
are apropos, Experience teaches
that resolution is a sole help in
need Say, "By the help of God l
will work my way cut" and if you
really seek His help, there viii be a
way out.
If you have pressing obligations
which can not be met, and most of
us have them, go to your creditors
never evade thenl-and have a heart
TO heart talk, making clean breast
of the situation. Nine times out of
ten they will meet you helf way.
We of the Southland, above all
Others, have good ground for renew
led hope and taking hold afresh. Here
the climate and soil make it possible
for us to produce almost any crop
that can be produced elsewhere. Ma
ture's store house is here for us to
draw upon, and what we need most
is to look up and not down, look for
ward and not backward, doubling and
trebling our determination to keep
ieour heads above water, despite the
:billows that threaten to envelope US.
1t was wise old Benjamin Frank
lin who said: "God helps those who
help themselves"
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19

If you need a Battery see US, we
now have the GENUINE FORD BAT
Terry for $500.
YoNCE G. MOONEY.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19

Published every Wednesday in
Che Advertiser Building at $500
ger year in advance.
Entered as second class matter at
the postoffice at Edgefield S. c.
No communications will be pub
Eshed unless accompanied by the
writer's name.
y Card of Thanks, Obituaries, Res
eiutions and Political Notices pub
Eished at advertising rates.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19
notice.!

MONDAY night of each month in
stead of Friday night as heretofore.
All members are kindly requested
to observe the change and be pres
ent accordingly.
J. n. CANTELoU, W. M.
Edgefeld, S. c., August 1. 1921.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1921-10-19

We will recover your Ford top, in
Guiding back curtain for $1,000 Let
us do this for your before the ID
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-11

Ladies ST Oxfords in
Brown or Black kid or
calf with military heel,
priced now
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-11
WOMAN TRAVELS 1000
MILES IN EFFORT TO
SIDESTEP HOUSEWORK

(From the st. Louis Globe-Democrat)
An urge to be out of doors and an
antipathy to homework has kept Miss
Helma Thingelstad a wanderer for the
last six years and has led her to travel
1000 miles in the United States. She
has been through more than half the
states and now is on her way home to
lone, Washington, where she is the
owner of a quarter section of home
steaded land.
Accompanied only by Lady Bird"
her horse, which she bought in Seattle
in June, 1915, and Ia "a" a Boston
terrier, Miss Thingelstad soon is to
start for Kansas City. Next spring
she will leave on the last lap of her
trip home.
She has worked practically at every
occupation a woman can do, support
ing herself and her companions, and
preparing for future trips. Her first
consideration, invariably, is for her
animals
With a complete knowledge of office
work, she avoided large cities and al
ways sought occupations local to the
community where she was stopping
She prefers to camp out at night but
does no cooking on the road, buying
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-11
Everyday Adventures

Thoughts of an Abandoned Crib
Talk about being lonely-Iye
been standing up here in the attic
for five years with all the other
cast-off furniture. I'm about as
popular as Yesterdays newspaper.
I'm in the same class with
deserted throne-I used to hold the
King, but now nobody pays any
attention to me.
I've given three babies in this
family their start in life. Young
Dick was up here playing around
the other day. He certainly is
getting big. | wouldn't have known
him, if he hadn't come over and
poked n1e-just for old times sake,
| guess.
Hello. What's my owner doing,
bringing this couple up here in the
attic? Here they come over to
look at me.
We'll, bless my springs, this
lady is buying me! What d'you
think of that? I've been advertised
in the Palladium's classified sec
ton and sold-after all these years.
Gee! I'll be glad to have a baby
around again."
Copyright 1920