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Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
THE REGULATOR

Mistress = Mary, how IS it
that the eggs for breakfast are
sometimes boiled soft and some
times quite hard?"
Maly-"Well, Mum, I'm sure
| don't know. / puts them in
regular as the clock striks eight,
and I takes them out without fail
when | hears the down train 90
by. Punch.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
INDICATIONS OF TROUBLE

Johnny-"Did Moses have dys-
pepsia like what you've got?"
Dad -"How on earth do
know" Why do you ask such
a question:"
Johnny Well, our Sunday
School teacher says the Lord
gave Moses two tablets. "
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
MINOR MUSINGS
(By Wilbur Il. Sutton)


They talk about a mans being
charged" with "A crime, but he
doesn't really know much about
being charged until his lawyers
get through with him.
You are always being advised
to know how to do one thing
well, but if you do, somebody is
certain to demand that you do
two things well
A cheap wit makes for a dear
reputation.
After thirty, the man who has
a good boarding house isn't like
ly to marry.
The trouble with "hying up"
easily is that you so often have
to fly down hard.
Some men have good credit
while others pay cash and haven
any credit.
Money isn't everything, nor is
it the most important thing, but
if you go through life thinking it
is Of the most Importance, you
probably will end up by being
of no importance.
A mother ism t often found who
can understand what her son
sees in any Cir! he is about to
marry.
Some beauty may be only skin
deep, but some Of it that the girls
dab on is thicker than that.
She may be his better half, but
any man who's been married a
while knows it's big mistake to
let her think so.
There are exceptions I" every
rule except the rule that the Win
ner gets the spoilS.
In order to acquire "punch'
it sometimes is necessary to get
punched.
Your merits may not be appre-
ciaed, but You ought to be thank
full if your faults are not eXag-
gerated,
A dull boy must be a sharp dis
appointment to his parents.
"Work" rhymes with '''silirk, y
but there is no other affinity.
A girl in short skirts may be
immodest, but man in golf
pants" is downright funny.
Birds battle at every opportun-
ity; boy whenever it is absolute
unavoidable.
When a man has been away
from his home town for several
years he is first impressed by the
fact that the place appears about
the same as when he left, and
next that his old friends, after
greeting him like a long-lost
brother, seem anxious to get
aWaV
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
AUTO-I INTERROGATION

"What was the excitement
down the street,"
"Oh, a man in a reverie ran
into a woman in a tantrum. "
"Were the machines badly
damaged 2"-Boston Transcript.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
THE JONAH

Now, children" said The Sun
day School teacher, - have told
you the story Of Jonah and the
whale. Willie, you may tell me
what this story teaches"
eyes M" said Willie, tn c
bright-eyed son Of the pastor; "it
teaches that you can't keep IA
good man down. Houston Post
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
RETIREMENT

"What is your Occupation?'
asked the judge sternly.
II haven't any," replied the
man. 81 just circulate around,
so to speak. "
"Please note" said the judge,
turning to the clerk, "that this
gentleman is retired from circu-
lation for thirty days"
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
ROCK BOTTOM PRICES
ON TRAP NEST RECORDS

1t will pay you to use a high
grade quality of stock, for the
small difference in price, and have
a PERMANENT record for com
ing years.-News-Record. Phone
or call and see them.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
KEEP FISHIN'

Hi SOmcrS was the durneSt cuSs
Fer catchin' fsh--hc sure was
great!
He never used to make a fuss
About the kind of pole or bait,
Err weather, neither; he'd just
say,
81 got to catch a mess today"
An toward the creek you'd see
him slide,
A-whistlin' soft and walkin'
wide.
| says one day to Iii, says |
GLOW do you always ketch
'cm, Ili?"
lie gave his bait another switch
in,
An chucklin', says, II just keep
fshin'."
Hi took to readin' law at night
An pretty soon, the first he
knowcd,
He had a lawsuit, won his fight,
And was lawyer, III be
bowed
He knowcd more law than Squire
McNab
An, though he had no gift of CAB
TO Drag about, somehow he
made
A sober sort Of talk that played
The mischief with the other side.
One day, when some one asked
if HID
Explain how he got in con-
dishion,
He laughed and said, 81 just
kept fishm'."
Well, Hi is Gov nor Somers now
A big man round the state, you
bet
To me the same old Hi, somehow
The same old champion fisher
yet,
1t wasn't so much the fishin' pole,
1t wasn't so much the fishin' hole,
That won for Hi his big sue
cess:
A cheerful stiddy, hopeful kind
Of keepin' at it-don't you mind
And that is why I can't help
wishin'
That more Of us would just
keep fishin'.
Ray Clarke Rose.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
DEFINED

A Bolshevist is a man who has
nothing and wants to share it
with everybody else.-McClary's
Wireless.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
SUNDAY SCHEDULE
Leave for Seattle

West Pass Transportation Go.
Office Pier Phone, Elliott $3.50
N G. CHRISTENSEN, NOR, SEATTLE. WASH
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
REACTION

1e joy, repentance,
And repose.
They slammed the door
On the Doctors nose.
But when, alas,
The door swung back :;
1t gave repose
An awful whack.
Broke Joys nose,
And with chargrin,
Repentance called
The surgeon III.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
Boat and Ferry Service
WINTER SCHEDULE OF
s T EA MER VIRGINIA II

s T E A M E r V1R G N IA III
EAST Side of Vashon Island)
SEATTLE TO MAURY RUN
Freight and Passengers
In Effect October 10th, 1921
Leave Seattle, Daily 4:30 P. M,
Except Sunday
Sundays, 8 a. m. and 5.45 p. m.
MI
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
THEN

A hurry call;
Wait for a trolly;
Mule on the track,
Too late by golly.
Now
A life at stake;
Hop in your car;
Step on the gas
And there you are.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
West Pass Transportation Co.
Seattle to Tacoma Run
In Effect Feb, 1st, 1921
Freight, Mail and Passengers
VIRGINIA ".
On West Side of Vashon Island

Leave Seattle Daily $3.50 P. NJ
Except Sunday
Sundays at 900 A. NJ ard 5:45 P. NJ.
Leave Tacoma Daily Except Sunday 600 A. NJ.
Saturdays 500 A. NJ and Gas p. NJ.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11

I will buy your poultry and
pay you net cash pliccs-R. A..
Wise, Black l45. 40tf
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1921-11-11
KING COUNTY FERRY SYSTEM
Passenger and Freight Tariff No. S

Oneway cash and communication between all points
Seate-Vashon Heights Harper Route
The border vidette., 1921-11-05
FOR SWEET CHARITY.

At. the state conference of the Near East Relief, which was held in Phoenix last week, at was decided that the campaign for funds this year will be conducted entirely by mail and through the press, there being no field work CTS, the idea being to eliminate every possible expense.
 The conference was attended by three members of the com mission which went over to the Near East late last spring to determine the exact needs or those ountries. Que of the con- mission. MT. Gug Talbott, is native Arizonian. having lived in Phoenix until a year or two ago.
 In an interview regarding Americas work in the devasted countries of Europe, MT. Talbott said:
 It used to be missionaries who developed American pres. tiRe on foreign soil, but the mis- sionaries have been supplanted, temporarily at least, by relief "OTh0TS.
 Relief workers have done 8 piece of work that has aroused gratitude for the United States, in Paris, Brussels, Warsaw Buda- pest, Bucharest, and almost everywhere that wartime and post armistice suffering has existed. . E
 No where, however, have they done more than in the Near East, where the faith in, the Stars and Stripes is pathetic.
 Nor is this faith without req. son, for there are hundreds of thousands alive today merely, because of American relief. Most of these are children who have been gathered in the Near East Relief orphanages.
 And today they are looking to us to help them. Thousands are on the verge of ceath from starvation and disease-children for whom it has been impossible to make room in the orphanages, dragging themselves about the streets moaning for bread.
 Having saved thousands we cannot let them die, and die they will if American relief is discon- tinued even for one week." ..,
 Hunger knows no Armistice, "
The border vidette., 1921-11-05
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

In the Superior Court of Santa
 Cruz County, State of Arizona.
 Estate of Elizabeth Donald, de- ceased.
 NOTICE is hereby given by the N undersigned executors of the estate of Elizabeth Dooald, de- ceased, to the creditors of and all persons having claims against the said deceased, to exhibit them with the necessary vouchers, within ten months after the first publication ,of this notice to the said E. K. Cumming and Fred. w. Hannah, executors at their office on Morley Avenue, Nogales, Arizona, the same being the place for the trans action of the business of said estate, in eaid County of Santa Cruz, Ari- Eona.
 k. K. CUMMING,
 FRED. w. HANNAH,
 Executors of the estate of Eliza beth Donald, deceased.
 Dated at Nogales, this 9th day of October. 1921. 1O-o-5.
The border vidette., 1921-11-05
lsTAG1 BARBER SHOP teag. l.aaeL !.g I
 Everything Neat Clean and Sanitary. EXPERT BARRIERS

brought against you by the above named plaintiff in the superior court of Santa Cruz county, State of Arizona, and answer the com- plaint therein filed with the clerk of this said court, at Nogales, in said county, within twenty days after the service npon you of this summons, if served in this said county, or in all other cases within thirty days thereafter, the times above mentioned being exclusive of the day of service, or judgment by default will be taken against you.
 Given under my hand and seal of the superior court of Santa Cruz county, State of Arlzona, .his 22nd day of October, 1921.
 Seal. ROBT. E. LEE,
 Clerk of the said Superior Court First pub. Oct. 22, 1921.-5t
The border vidette., 1921-11-05
No. 5I IN BANKRUPTCY PETITION FOR DIRCHARGE.

In the District Court of the United States of America, in and for the District of Arizona.
 Ia the matter of E. P. A. Lar rieu, bankrupt.
 To the Honorable William F. . Sawtelle, Judge of the District
 Court of the United States for
 the District of Arizona:
 E. P. A. Larrieu of Nogales, in the county of Santa Cruz and State of Arizona, in said district, respectfully represents that on the 23rd day of April last past he was duly adjudged bankrupt, under the acts of congress re- lating to bankruptcy; that he has duly surrendered all his property and rights of property, and has fully complied with all the requirements of said acts, and with the orders of the court touching on his bankruptcy.
 Wherefore, he prays that he may be decrced by the court to have full discharge from all debts proveable against his es- tate, and under said bankruptcy acts. except such debts as are excepted by law from such dis charge.
 Dated this 18th day of Octo- Der, A. D., 1921. ..---
 E. P. A. LARRIEU,. Bankrupt.
 w. G. GILMORE, Il , 2t. Attorney for Bankrupt.
The border vidette., 1921-11-05
GOOD NEWS.

Globe, Ariz.. Oct. 31.-An- pouncement was made tonight that the International Smelling company will blow in one rever- 6ratory ,furnoce at. it's - Miami shelter about NoYember.2O after shut down of six months, due to the small demand for cobper. si In announcing resumption of activities, Thomas H. O'Brien, general manager of the Inspira. tion Consolidated Copper com pany, stated two hundred addi- tional men would be employed at the smelter.- One hundred additional men will be employed at the Inspiration and Live Oak mines, he said, and shaft will be sunk on recently acquired porphyry property. ',.
 The smelter will begin opera tions on concentrates produced by the Miami Copper company in the last six months and stored at the shelter. It was said that this supply is sufficient to keep the smelter going for several months. -...
 . Today's announcement means much to this copper country which was hard hit by the busi- ness slump of the past year.
The border vidette., 1921-11-05
DR. w. F. CHENOWETH WINS.

By a majority of 83 votes, Dr.. w. F. Chenoweth was elected trustee of Nogales school dis trict No. 1, at the annua. eIec- tion held last Saturday.
 Dr.. Chenoweth received 3O8 votes, and Harry J. Karns, 225.
 Dr. Chenoweth. who was elect ed to succeed himself, will serve for three years, his term expir- ing January 1, 1925. The other members of the board of trustees are E. R. Purdum and S. F. Noon. ......-
The border vidette., 1921-11-05
SUMMONS.

In the Superior Court of Santa Cruz County, State of Arizona.
 Henry Levin, plaintiff. vs. w. c. Payne, defendant.
 Action brought in the Superior Court of Santa Cruz County, State of Arizona, and the complaint filed in said county of Santa Cruz ln the office of the Clerk of said SUI perior court.
 In the name of the State of Ari- zona to w. c. Payne, defendant Greeting: You are hereby summoned and required to appear in an action
The border vidette., 1921-11-05
NOTICE.

Public notice is hereby given that on November the 18th, 1921 !, at 10 o'clock a. m., I will sell to the highest bidder, for cash, the property described below, at my warehouse at 397 Grand avenue, Nogales, Arizona.
 Title 54, paragraph 5335.
 P. Sandoval-One lot of office and household goods. THOS. J. WILLIE, Nogales, Arizona, November 9th, 1921. II 2t
The border vidette., 1921-11-05

O. z. Stocker, wealthy land owner from the Yaqui River, Sonora, country, was a visitor in the city last Monday on his way back to Sonora from a busi- ness trip to Mexico City.
The border vidette., 1921-11-05
NOVEMBER 5, 1921.
LOCAL NEWS.

l hdTEy ulOS, I uCSOus ddGOhO bile man. motored down from the ancient and honorable pueblo last Monday.
 Everybody in Nogales will be pleased to learn that Mrs. Harry E. Berner is recovering from l her recent illness. '~
 MT. and Mrs. Clyde .McPher- son, from their ranch ever in the San Rafael valley, spent Wed nesday in the city.
 Tom Wright, assistant termin- al agent of the Souther Pacific Company, has returned from a visit in Tucson on official busi- ness.
 | County Attorney and Mrs. Ar thur H. DeRiemer this week en- joyed motor trip to Tucson and Douglas, where they visited friends.
 Wednesday Justice of the Peace Marsteller dismissed the charge against E. L.. Cason, who was accused of illegally butcher ing steer.
 Ed Haineline and Fred Valen- zuela, from Patagonia, attended the Elks minstrel show last night. Today they will give the big circus the once over.
 Walter Fife, the hide buyer, has been a business visitor in Nogales this week a couple of days: Thursday he purchased a carload of hides in Nogales, Sonora. Last Sunday night John Hughes Cave Club in Nogales, Sonora, was entered and several cases of liquor stolen. The thieves have not been appre- hended. ,o Ed. w. Stephens secretary of the State Livestock, Sanitary Board, was a business Nisitorsin Nogales last Monday, from Phoenix, where he makes his headquarters. s, f,~sa.
 Little Virginia, daughter of MT. and Mrs. Bailey J. Russell has been quite i'll this week at the home of her grand parents, MT. and Mrs. Wirt G. Bowman on Marsh Heights.
 F. F. Rodriguez, the we'll known successful Grand avenue hardware dealer and his interest ing family now occupy the fine home of Don Francisco Tapia on | North Morley avenue.
 r Last Tuesday Attorney Leslie Hardy departed for Washington, D. O., where he will represent Santa. Cruz county before the United States Supreme Court iu arguing the Baca Float tax case. American Consul B. F. Yost of Guaymas, accompanied by his wife, stopped over in Nogales the forepart of the week en route from LOS Angeles, where MT. and Mrs. Yost enjoyed their vacation.
 Mrs. Ed. J. Reeves, daughter of MT. and Mrs. A. L.. Peck, after a delightful visit in Noga- les with her parents, departed last Tuesday for her home in Havana. Cuba, accompanied by her baby boy.
 Last Monday night, at the Army & Navy Hall, Miss Sarah Noon, charming daughter of Attorney and Mrs. S. F. Noon, delightfully."- entertained 8 about fifty of her school friends at a masquerade party.
 Superintendent A. w. Jenkins, in charge of the road work on the state highway near Pata- gonia, has been a county seat visitor 8 couple of days this week. He registered at the Bow man from Patagonia.
 Attorney Frank J. Barry has received telegram from the Knights of Columbus reception committee of Chicago, inviting him to attend the reception there of Marshal Ferdinand Foch, by the Knights of Columbus of America.
 w. c. Laughlin. president and
 manager of the w. c. Laughlin
 Mining Company, owning valu
 able silver mines in the Sar Xavier mining district, Sonora
 has returned from Los Angeles | I@ n
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-16
WILSON ATTITUDE
TO FIGURE LARGELY
IN TREATY ACTION
Continued from page 4.


Nlincation becomes u party matter
when the Administration counts only
Republican nosos when considering the
possibility ~ dcfest or vic;ory--but
n appears very plain that each day Of
DELAY may jcopardirc the ohances Of
ratification.
vvry plain. Anyone who has been In
Ntimsts touch with the Conference
cannot hut know that japan and Great
Britain are soins 90 profit by dragging
Che United States into an agreement
regarding the Pacific. Don't forget
that Great Britain never liver UP a.
G,aty unless she consummatcs bet
,or one. We had nothing but our own
obligations In the Pacific before this
Ccni,rence met. Now we promise to
assums n portion Of these Of France.
Great Britain. and Japan. The ar
NnFcmcnt ia nothing less than a pact
that forms balancc-of-powcr ar
Management which may become a m,.n-
sce IN the Far East.
n must not be forgot that Russia
n sc, 10 be heard from. That nation
may become a great republic within
The next ~. or six ycers, or at least lay
tie foundations of such greatness. In
vyiti.hle friction with Japan win be a
ycsult. Should there bc trouble In the
racinc--vell, there Is no use In pro-
longing discussion OF trite facts
knuwn a. every man In Delaware who
hns watched closely developments In
N, fAr Ea., IN the past three years.
Japan and Great Britain are ne.n-
br~s oi. and have tho fun protection
81 the League Of Nations. We sulked
o. tho threshold. We have none Of its
nl0tsctlon. In addition, we have all the
liabilities which the Treaty OF Wash
Hrton forces upon "a. II is true that
49, have lts boncfts-but can you
sara. those boncnts7 Quite few STU
Gent, ~ international politics In Wash
inston have thrown up their hands i''
Che pax, two days, admitting that they
ssr little except liabilities. No doubt
. few Republican ward politicians can
eiucldst, that Trenty. II 40, they are
needed In Washington today.
knowing all the above facts. do you
Imagine for moment that the states
men who think for themselves, and
who d. not permit the Republican
party lnsh 20 fall upon their backs
vii permit the TreatyNof Washington
~ br ratified without a prolonged cis.
eus-ion which win reveal all OF il
merits aud ds-morits. II the latter
overnhadow the former. President
Harding will have the political fight oi
bis NE getting the Senatorial okch OF
ths pact.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-16
NEWS Of THE DAY
At NEW CASTLE
Ar, angsmsnts Made for Re-
flowing Needy Families OF
the City.

4r~,lai Correspondents Every Evening
Nrw Castle. Dec. is.-MrM Edward
n. Naylcr and Mrs. Julius Dodd have
S~cn sclrc,cd as a dispcrsinw and In
vcstiGrtinn committee, representing
the Methodist Episcopal Church. and
will cooperate with the other mcm-
,~,n ~ tn, Associated Home Charity
committee In the work OF supplying
needy families with food before Christ
mas. Donations will bc received at
shs mayors osi,cc and ~ the homes OF
Mrr. Edward Naylor. Mrs. Julius
iAcdd, John McDcvitt and At the store
ord home Of Mrs. Joseph poughcrty.
The members OF the New Castle
,trh School football team realized the
sum of $40 from tho benefit moving
ricturc show held AZ tho Royal
'fh.s,re on "Wednesday evening.
ON next "Wednesday evening the
Dover &. A. a., II. n. q. will play
n Company G. A. g.. n. N Co. in tho
Van pvkc Armory. following the game
. dance viii ho held, =.
Miro. Mary Doyle OF Wilmington In
spVnains rcvcral days n. q eucst OF
Nj and Mrs. Abort Press Of West
kisth street
Yesterday afternoon Misses Mary
Sterling and elsie Walker OF the
Nome Economics department Of the
1iish school entertained at dinner
Mlss May n. coodlcy and Virginia
Gueonen, Mrs. Vaughan Lancaster and
a'rr. stcwnrl The following menu
was served, Cream OF tomato soup.
soast beef. rcSllopcd potatoes. bread,
butter, tea. Jelly, pickles, waldrof salad
ssltinc, and rice pudding.
A number cf the teachers Of the
Icrsi schoVle will arrange to hold
shulr Christmse programs on Friday
afternoon, December "a, beginning at
fao o'clock. The schools Will then
siose until after the holidays and viii
oven ON Monday January >.
on Monday evening the New Castle
yiirh school basketball team VIII play
che old swcdcs' team OF Wilmington
AZ the opera House caga
Rccond Lieutenant &. Wcsticy Frrs-
rn has hcen appointed by Captain l
m q. Duncan OF the II Company al
director cf athletics OF the Var
Dyke Armcry.
ON Saturday evening ~. Peter.
rerochial basketball team viii play ~
rauir team of Wilmington in the cas'
a. tho armory az the Court House.
CharlcA King, president 81 the New
Castle uish school Athletic Associs
zion. Yesterday distributed letters {,
she members of the football team
fif,een persons secured letters, hav
ms . record of rlnyins moro than ].
auartUr. during the season,
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-12-16
|GOT ONLY SIT FOR
| VACATED SCHOOL
State Superintendent Of Public
instruction Does Not Want to
Serve az Auctioneer Again.

DIR. III. v. Holloway. State euperin-
tendcnt OF public instruction. who
auctioned the schoolhouse at Stock
ley, SUSSEX county, in which white
children were educated during the
past rs years, does not want to serve
as auctioncer again. Low bidding dis
couraged him.
A multitude attended tho sale, which
was held last Saturday, and the large
attendance gave DIR. Holloway hope
that full value would be paid for the
building. but the highest bid was only
SIT, sum far below the worth of
the property. Acceptance Of 50 Ms the
first offer "queered" the sale. Com
petition was spirited, but the bidding
advanced only in 81 leaps. After, $17
had been offered DR.. Holloway vainly
pleaded for higher bids. telling school
"Reminiscences and otherwise appeal
ing to the crowd, and when the at
tempt to obtain Narger offers failed
he sold the building to a farmer for
SIT.
| The old schoolhousc ndjoins an
ornate and fully equipped building
which was recently erected with the
assistance OF the Delaware Schoo
Auxiliary Association to moderriz'
Stockley's educational facilities. After
' being moved TO q farm near. the sub