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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

BY Arthur Brooks Baker.
The people of Assyria adored the
sacred bull
That quadruped was gifted with
heavy local pull,
They loved to decorate him with
handsome pair Of wings,
With long and bushy whiskers and
some other fancy things.
They gilded him and painted him
and set him up in state,
But gave no public honors to his
kind and useful mate.
The horse has been promoted both
in poetry and art.
The proudest kings have labored
hard to help him get a start.
That whimsical and often foolish
brother to the ass
Is carved in marble, cast in bronze
and hammered out in brass.
He gets so many honors that we
often wonder how;
But where's the art which celebrates
the merits of the COW?
The cows a vegetarian of manners
meek and mild,
Who manufactures essence to re-
fresh her cherished child,
But let's maternal duty take a tardy
second place
She works as benefactor of a help
less biped race.
1 move Q. flag, a statue or a gilded
coat Of-arms
For her whose faithful toll support
all honest dairy farms.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

Costa Rico has called off its war: couldn't stand
the competition OF the American baseball season.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

Some folks are so suspicious o.
good people an good deeds that it
hardly pays L offer a helpin' hand
any more. Tn decent Teller that
plods along an tends L his own
business is often regarded as bein'
up L somethin', while a soft man
nered gentleman IS invariably re-
garded as a sliCker-as gittin' ready
L put sOmethin' over. These types
o people 90 thro' life misunderstood.
A friendly. smilin' girl is talked
about, while a gracious. poplar
woman. in the eyes o. most people.
should be at home where she be-
longs" II a stranger accOsts Us
with some pleasant remark we i'm
mediately begin q feel fer our watch.
II mebuddy sits down on a seat
beside US in a park or on a train
an opens up on tn weather, or
some other lively topic. we edge
away an freeze up. Some folks are
jest naturally friendly an helpful.
an * must be awfully discouragin'
l. git snubbed. We're too quick Z
resent what we call freshness"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
HOUSE CLEANING.

Reading mas mind. dad, at the present writing,
detects therein certain conspracies against his peace
and comfort. Il guess" he ventures, you're figuring
on tearing up the house again this spring call
1t house cleaning"
There you go again" replies you say the
same thing every year about this time" And in a
few weeks more. the plot having been Matched, dad
returning from work. will be dismayed to discover
the floors stripped OF carpets. the pictures the
walls and the house redolent with the acrid odor
OF scrubbng soap.
You can't be happy unless once year you turn
this house VI side down" he will say. he surveys
the chaos There is none so helpless and useless
man during spring house cleaning. 1t is unceasng
wonder to him how a woman turn a whole
house topsy-turvey, and yet in the end bring order
out OF chaos.
The restoration is sudden and complete the
upheaval strips the floors OF carpets and places
the furniture where oughtnt be One week after
spring house cleaning begins, dad, coming home
from his work is surprised TO find everything back
in its place and shining like new just as if Moth
ing had happened.
He is greeted by ma, smiling, triumphant. fairy
queen OF the spring who does such wonders with
her magic wands. the broom and the mop. "Well,
I've got TO hand it 20 YOU" says dad.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

ger and FIRE Of courtship and the
battle and storm OF matrimony, and
there is no fight left in him. And
he IS easily married,
Verify, verify. he possesseth all
the charms and attractions Of
bachelor. and none or his vanity
perversity and audacityi
For 10, the steam-rouer OF matri-
mony hath passed over him, and hath
squeezed out all his conceit and his
egotism, and much Of his nerve. 1t
hath shattered the sharp edges of
his criticism and smoothed out the
wrinkles Of his disposition.
co to. We damsels, Why viii ye
continue TO glorify bachelors in
your romantic dreams?
For only a foolish virgin yearneth
for tutmult and distraction and heart
throbs; only a fool desireth TO be
kept guessing and TO suffer torments
OF the soul. But n wise woman pre-
ferreth u conquest which is easy
and less narrowing TO the spirit
Verify, a man who hath been
broken 10 double-harness by an
other woman maketh a safer saner
and more satisfying life-mate, than
a bucking broncho, that hath never
known the touch of gentle hands
upon the reins. nor felt the curb
upon his mouth.
For If marriage maketh a man
Iocc e~fp-fTTo ffrO oDI lose r,-a4+Ta-
some. and less soul-stirring, it
maketh him also more comforting.
And, in the perpetual propinquity
OF matriraony. a little tranquility is
more TO be desired than many
thrillsl
Selah.
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
Ignorant Essays
BY J. P. McEVOY

Bazzoo. a Blam Blam, a WahoO,
and a Wheeler. They are filled
with Jamaica ginger, barbed
wire, rough-on-rats, rock salt,
and T N. T. and turned loose.
The noise that results in Jazz.
When people hear it they say
they could just die dancing"
Many OF them should.
Fifty years ago the waltz was
awful. If our dead old
forefathers could only see the
Shimmy. Hot Dog!
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

DANCING.
Dancing is wrestling set to
music. AS in wrestling, the
first requirement is learning the
holds The rest is easy because
you merely hold on and keep
moving. 1t doesn't make much
difference what you move so
long as you move, and pay no
attention 10 the music except to
applaud when it stops. You
applaud when it stops because
that is the best part Of 1t.
Fashions in dancing change al
most as fast as feminine waistlines,
and in about the same manner, for,
like waistlines, dancing has been
revised upwards. For instance, it
used to be that we danced with our
feet. Then along came Balm the
Jack" and we danced with our
knees The waistline was about
there then, too. The Hula Hula
babies. all dressed up in necklaces
and syncopated shredded wheat,
then introduced the Gluteal Gambol,
and the waistline rose accordingly.
And now we have the Shimmy which
is danced with the shoulder. Next
year we will have the Head Hop.
Those who master it will be known
as Hop Heads, and a dance Will be
billed as a Bean Ball.
For a time the new dances were
named after the animals such as
Grizzly Bear, Giraffe Gallop, Peli-
can France, etc, but this cruel prac-
tice was stopped by the S. p. c. A.
The poor animals were getting an
awful reputation, and unjustly too.
1t is very easy to dance. especially
for the men, for they have not only
the floor to dance upon, but their
partners feet as well. And, Incl
dentally, it is in the dance that many
a husband gets even with his wife
for dragging him out Of the easy
chair that night-he walks all over
her feet. Married couple cannot
dance we'll together, except when
they are not married 70 each other.
Modern dance music is very
fascinating. 1t is called Jazz
and is produced as follows:
Five fellows who cannot read
music are given five different
pieces to play at once. They
are equipped with a Razoo, a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

The verb Ito love" is the first that
a young man masters in Latin-and
the last that he ever really under
stands in English.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

Before marriage, a man VOWS
that his dearest wish to is do every
thing TO make you happy; after
marriage you have to exert all your
strength to force him to grant his
own wish.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
OPTOMETRISTS OF
STATE MEET HERE
Richmond Woman, President,
Addresses Body.

The value Of local organizations to-
ward building up the State association.
was pointed out IN the address Of Miss
Clara NJ. Sweitzer of Richmond, presi-
dent Of the Indiana Association Of OPP
tometrists, at the opening session Of the
annual meeting of the association, this
morning. in the assembly room Of the
I. o. o. f. Building.
Other features of the morning session
consisted of the appointment Of commit
tees and the reports Of the secretary and
treasurer.
The program for the closing session,
this afternoon, included the report Of
delegates to the national convention last
summer, at St Louis; discussion and
voting on Eevision of the constitution
and By laws; a lecture on Nerves Of
the Teeth and Their Relation to Visual
Disturbances" by Dr.. Frederick Hen
shaw, dean of the Indiana Dental Col
Iege: the election of officers and the
transaction Of miscellaneous business.
Following adjournment the president
and secretary and as many Of the meu-
bers of the association as possible were
to leave for Chicago to attend the re-
gional meeting of Optometrists of the
Central States, where matters Of legisla-
ton and education will be taken up. The
Chicago meeting was to be in session TO
day, tomorrow and Wednesday.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
ENGLISH DOCTOR
REVIVES THE DEAD
Extract From Kidney Glands
Restores Heart Action.

LONDON, Jan. 1O,-The sensational
announcement that he had discovered II
medical agent which revives the dead
was made today by DR.. Cranston Walker,
practlcing physician at Birmingham.
The death-defying substance is known as
adreralln.
Adrenalin, according to a statement in
the British Medical Journal, Is an extract
from the kidney glands Of animals anu
has been I'm use with complete success
since 1910. 1t has been used in at least
twenty cases. but knowledge of 1t existed
only among the medical fraternity.
one case where 1t was used was that
of an eleven-months old child that col
lapsed under an operation. Heart mas
sage proved Intellectual. The body had
cooled when adrenalin was injected. The
heart. which had ceased to beat for four
minutes. Immediately RECOMMENDED, and
the child recovered. Another case was
that of woman OF 90, who had APP
parently dropped dead OF heart failure
The heart had ceased to beat, the Jaw
was rigid and the eyes set, all indicat
.nc that death had occurred. Adrenaliu
was injected and in fcw minutes the
woman was sitting up talking.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
STILL FOUND AT
BUNGALOW INN
Saw Police Following Raid on
Notorious Road House.

Whisky Just won't stay away from ''e
old Bungalow Inn, a notorious roadhouse'
1915 Brighton boulevard, and when Lieu
tenant wooIlen and his squad visited the
place Sunday they found a complete sun
and two and a half quarts Of white
mule" whisky and FIVE gallons Of mash.
They arrested John Gauley, 1911 Brigh-
ton boulevard, on the charge OF operat-
Ing n blind tiger. The police say ne al
mitted he owned the still.
The Bungalow was erected by the late
Charley Day. former keeper Of the no
torious Brighton Beach roadhouse, near
that place. The Bungalow soon became
the most notorious roadhouse near the
city. but after Days death was closed
for A time. Later it was opened again.
At the time when the Daily Times ex-
posed the vice conditions in Indianapolis
some months ago the place was operated
by a negro named Lewis. After the tx
bose the police raided the place, found
LIQUOR there and Lewis was convicted OF
operating a blind tiger. He appealed the
case. but later withdrew his appeal and
paid his fine.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
SHEET METAL MEN
MEET HERE FEB. 2
Many Speakers to Be Heard
at Convention Sessions.

The second annual meeting OF the In
diana sheet Metal Contractors Associa-
ton. which was organized last February
and IS affiliated with the National Sheet
Metal Contractors Association, VIII be
held at the Denlson Hotel Feb. 2, and 4.
In connection with the convention there
will be an exhibit that will be in the
charge Of the Indiana Jobbers Salesmen's
Auxiliary to the Indiana organization.
and the auxiliary also win assist in the
features Of entertainment for the con
venuon.
Among the entertainments Will be
banquet at the Hotel SEVERN on the night
OF the third
Among the speakers during the con
vention VIII be A. g. Willard OF the Uni
yerslty Of Illinois, professor Of heating
and yeutilatnig and head of the depart
ment OF mechanical engineering; Russell
G. Lowell. director of vocational educa-
ton for the public schools OF Indianapo-
lis; Louis Luckhart Of Pittsburgh, who
has been making a study for the ma
tlonal organization Of the matter OF
overhead expense as pertaining to the
sheet metal shop, and who viii speak
on that subject. There also viii be
blackboard talks on cost systems. and
sheet metal work by representative Of
the fire underwriters laboratory Of
Chicago.
The State association has 1T5 mem
bers. and It's officers are as follows ::
President. Joseph c. Gardner, Indian
apolis first vice president. a. w. Dud-
ley Terre Haute; second vice president,
Charles Gatz. Gary secretary, Ralph II.
Reeder. indianapolis; treasurer. J. e.
Ortmeyer, Evansville.
The president Of tho auxiliary is f.
W. Norman, indianapolis. and the sec
rotary IS H. A. Beaman, also OF this city.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
PASTORS REVIEW
WAVE OF CRIME
Law Violations Discussed in
City Pulpits.

A comparison between the violation Of
the law and a plague was drawn by
the Rev. T. w. Grafton, pastor OF the
Third Christian Church, in a sermon
Sunday on The Plague and Its Rem
edy." He pointed out that religion is
the only remedy for the plague" Of
crime.
That the country has reached the "hlgh
tide OF crime was asserted by the Rev.
Mr.. Grafton, pointing out that the same
di regard Of law and Srder was the fac
cor which resulted in the destruction Of
two ancient cities OF Greece and Italy.
The Rev. Mr.. Grafton said that the
present wave OF crime is due in part Co
the after-ehects Of the war; the hostility
to prohibition by . number of persons
and the movie craze. lie asserted that
as important as is the condition the
remedy is stnl more important, saying
that dynamite Of the gospel applied to
the needed places OF a sleeping con-
science Will cause the malefactor to see
his wrong
In discussing the remedies the Rev
Mr.. Grafton put emphasis upon IAN
awakened church, advocating that the
church participate more actively In the
conduct Of the civic affairs.
That the present sweep of crime over
the country is due primarily to lack Of
proper home training was the assertion
Of the Rev. W. b. Farmer pastor OF the
Broadway NJ E. Church. in a sermon on
a Law Loving People" Pointing out
that the most important school in the
world is the home, he asserted that every
individual Is born into the world with
lawless character which must be trained
into one which respects the laws Of
civilized society.
He declared that the children who dis
regard law because they have not re-
ceived the proper instruction in their
homes ARE more sinned against than
SHINING" He also pointed out that the
Juvenile Court could be called "the court
OF the broken home"
The Rev. c. Il. Oldham, pastor of the
Hillside Christian Church, declared that
law em0odles freedom and liberty and
that these two virtues are the benefits Of
observing the rules Of law. That the
law Of compensation is one OF the laws
which operates in all phases Of human
existence was the assertion Of the speak
er. He pointed out that nature Furnishes
a man when he disobeys her laws.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
LIBERTY OR RUIN
SAYS OCALLAGHAN

NEW YORK, Jan. 1O-Ireland Will ac-
cept nothing but absolute freedom ana
unless it is granted we may look for
ward to continued bloodshed, terror and
violence.
This declaration was made here to-
day by Daniel j. O'Callaghan, lord mayor
" Cork He arrived here yesterday from
Norfolk. Va, where he had landed as
a stowawuy with Peter MacSwiney.
ireland Will not accept home rule.
O'CaIaghan declared. The Emerald Isle
will be devastated rather than submit"
O'Callughan received tremendous ova-
ton. lie received numerous delegations
during the day.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
FIGHTING COVERS
2O-MILE AREA

DUBLIN, Jan. t0,-"Rebep' activity,
possibly reaching the Importance Of ex-
tensive skirm shes with crown forces
north and west Of Dublin, was reported
here today.
The fighting, according to vague ro-
ports which reached Dublin Castle, ex-
tended at intervals over an area Of
twenty miles. 1t was believed the Sim
Fein army may have planned the attacks
in an effort to cut transportation lines
comprising the Royal Canal and the
Western Railways.
Wires were down, but, acting on
meager reports, Dublin Castle rushed re-
Inducements TO various points.
The attack was said to have begun
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
I. Z. MAN BACK
FROM BRAZIL
Brings Many Fish Specimens
Taken on S. A. Expedition.
Special 70 The Times.

HARTFORD CITY, Ind, Jan. 10
Ray Allen, a member OF the faculty Of
Indiana University, formerly n teacher in
the public schools here, is visiting Hart
ford City before going 10 Bloomington
to report on his second South American
expedition. He has just returned from
Para, Brazil
The trip, which started last May, was
made to study fish life in South Ameri-
can waters.
He brought back many specimens and
photographs 1t is believed several new
species have been found.
Professor Allen entered South America
at Caloa, Peru, and. crossing the Andes,
worked down to the tropical tributaries
of the Amazon River and down that
stream to Para, at its mouth.
His first expedition into South Amer
lea, from May, 1913, to May, 1919, took
him to the region OF Lake Titicaca.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
Directors Are Named
for University Club

DIR. Carleton B. McCulloch, Democratic
candidate for Governor in the last cam
paign; G. Barrett Moxley, Alvin S. Lock
ard and Otto F. Haueisen were elected
members Of the directors of the Uni
versity Club for terms of three years Sat
urday evening.
The following membership committee
was elected: Anton Vonnegut, Thomas
d. Sheerin and Clarence Stanley.
The president, vice president and score
tary will be selected by the hoard Of
directors at a meeting Jan. II.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
MARY GARDEN rs
FLAT ON BACK
Doctors Keep Singer From
Fighting ANIL CkOruS.'

CHICAGO, Jan. 1O.-''ou. Mary Gar
den" is fat on her back at the Black
stone hotel and under doctors orders not
to talk.
Perhaps that explains the reason for
the daily Trades directed against the
grand opera star by other temperamental
singers, Miss Gardens friends suggested
today. They said Mary wasn't able to
fight back.
AS soon as the doctor announced Miss
Garden was suffering from laryngitis
and under orders not to talk, a food Of
attacks was opened. A Prima donna who
fed from Chicago on the eve Of her ap~
pearance In the role of Zaza said Miss
Gardens jealousy Of the Polish stars
wonderful clothes caused Nine. Walske
to leave
Dorothy JardOn, American soprano,
has Joined the anvil chorus and declared
Miss Garden was Jealous Of the roles
assigned to her and also of her clothes,
in an interview in the East
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10

with an ambush Of crown forces at Dun
boyne.
Almost simultaneously there were out
breaks at Lexlip. fifteen miles west OF
Dublin, and at Batterstown, fifteen miles
northeast of Dublin.
Bridges were destroyed throughout
the region, according to reports, and the
movement Of troops was hampered.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
Claims kidnapping;
Hangs Self in Cell

FOND DU LAC, Wis, Jan. 1O.-Lee
Purcell, who claimed to be the missing
Willie Dickinson, kidnapped from Com
monwealth, Wis, IN 1911. hanged himself
in the county Jail here today by tying
a necktie about his neck several times
and attaching 1t to a bar in the grating
Of the cell door.
Purcell's home was at Lincoln, Neb.
The police believed him mentally unbal-
anced. He has a wife and two children
eft Lincoln.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
Time VIII Tell
While ma was out one evening. fathe
undertook to cut little Freddie's hail

BARRIERS are so expensive in these days.
Though he was making quite a good
job Of 1t, he was rather slow, and
Freddie, who was only 3, found the opera
ton a bit wearisome.
Are you nearly done, daddy?" he
asked at length.
Very nearly, sonny" replied his IA
Their. I've only got the front to do
now"
I'm afraid" sighed the small boy
sadly, that the back will grow again
while y@h're finishing the front"
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
Dancer Now Newsb0y

PARIS. Jan. 1O.-M. Guile Lavigne,
known as Father Lavigne." who danced
from 1865 until a few months ago in the
opera house. is now selling newspapers to
opera patrons on the street. His tiny
pension has proved inadequate.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
Tilted Wife Unl0ads
Pistol Into Husband

Ell PASO, Texas, Jan. 1O-Harry E.
Griffin, 49, a service car driver, was shot
four times and instantly killed in his
apartment here shortly before last mid
night. His wife, who admitted doing
the shooting, told the police her hus-
band had announced his Intention OF
leaving her for another woman.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10

President Wilson has appointed Co.
George c. Richards of Oil City. Pa, as
chief of the militia bureau of the United
States Army. He succeeds Maj. Gen.
Jesse N. I. Carter, who goes on line duty.
In his new post Colonel Richards Will
have supervision over the employment of
the National Guard as an integral part
of the Army, as provided In the reorgan-
liza ton bin
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
Royal Palm Derailed

LEXINGTON. Ky, Jan. 10.-Three cars
and the engine OF the Royal Palm, lin
tied, on the Southern Railway, from Chi
cago TO Jacksonville, Fla, were derailed
at Dry Ridge. Ky, between here and
Cincinnati, early today.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
oPEN sw1rcH; MAN DEAD.

DIXON, H., Jan. 1O.-Harry Potts. as
sfstant engineer at the hydro station of
the Illinois Northern Utilities Company
at Sterling, was killed Sunday when he
touched an open switch on the high
power service wire and was electrocutsd
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10
Kills Self With Gun

TULSA, Okla, Jan. 1O.-Ralph E.
Campbell, former United States district
Judge Of the Eastern district OF Okla
homa. accidentally shot and killed him
self today.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-10

Clab Hancock has taken the agency TOR
combination chest protector, storm
proof shirt front and necktie.
Fletcher Henstep says ne mas never
been in the banking business, Dut that
he has had lots of experience In trying
to get notes renewed.
Sidney Hooks was tried for n dis
turbance of the peace at Bounding Bill
lows last Friday. BY the careful selec-
ton of jury Sidney was found TO be
not guilty.