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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-06-24
STRANGE HABITS or THE SEAL

These strange animals appear on
tie rocks Of the Pribiloff Islands in
nay, give birth to their young, and
aiter the pups have learned to swim,
U October go back into the sea.
uaFeing as far south as San Fran
dsco.
Then, the next spring, with uner-
Eng instinct, one OF she strangest
paenomena of animal life. they not
only return to these two small Pribi-
oa Islands, situated in the Behring
sea two hundred miles from the
ALASKAN coast, but often to the iden-
acA rocks whence they smam. $50
~ very interesting feature OF seal
le and Of the greatest Importance
s connecti0n with the arbitration
'asnfng Sea arbitration between
e.i''ed States and England. 1889 is
= net mat during the nursnring
oA the female seal, in search or
~ sWims from one hundred and
], !" two hundred miles from the
..a's and back, four hundred miles
s.as @ two days. and then picks
Der pups from ten thousand
lug Ne Of Walter @. Gresham
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-06-24

.-,. somahing to send to your
-. h she North who think you
'. .,.sltering down South in Flor.
e ~ old story. told in a new
~ was published by the Jack.
..nva1e Metropolis.
c.mmer is breaking into the front
50. If Eastern and WeS ern news
..svs .Unbearable heat" Sun
..-olssv and "Grea7 Suffering are
ss.tured in the headlines.
while it is he1 in Florida. too
- more noticeable because OF the
.e.at mildness OF the season sun
..,yoke Is almost unknown in this
80. Casualties caused by excess
,.ve heat are few and far between.
There are number Of reasons for
49, conditions. The earger NUM-
- AZ victims OF the sun reside in
q. e;ties. where the crowded streets,
80 factories and the lack of resorts
.sording relief play prominent parts
= causing people TO succumb to the
uiltering rays. Too, the Northern
.nd Eastern cities are snow and ice
sweut in winter time and he COM
..r;.ou has a psychological influ-
.euce. although the thermometer or
IAN material evidence of the intens-
~ Clothing is also responsible ros
many Of the cases of sunstroke.
But AFTER all the reasons have been
taken into consideration, this fact
i outstanding: Florida is cooler than
the majority of these safes. The
sun 4bears down with as much force
perhaps, but being peninsula bound
ID on three sides by large bodies OF
water, and interIined with pleasant
streams. the everpresent breezes
cause the heat to be less noticeable,
and NE difference between Florida
and the other states registers itself
ii the weather reports.
Visitors to Florida, those who spend
0Eg the winter months here. are al
ways remarking, I'll must be dread
tuIIy hot here in the summer time."
Their opinions are based solely on the
miIdness Of uhe winters. It is hot In
Florida in the summer time; it would
be folly to say that il wasn't but az
the same time. based on a strict COM
paris0n OF temperatures and the per.
sons affected by il it isn't as hot IN {
Florida as it is in many other states
Of the union. First. nature is extre-
mey kind to this stale, giving it the
finest alI-yearround weather in the !.
world and next the people are sem
sible in their dress-St. Petersburg /
Tines.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-06-24
Recommended chamserlain's TaBets|

ChamberIalnS TaDIetS naVet Deen
used by my husband and myself on
and on for the past Ave years When
my husband goes away from home he
always takes bottle OF them along
with aim. Whenever I have that
heavy feeling after eating, or feel dull
and played out. I take one or two Of
ChamberIain's Tablets and they fix
me up fine. writes Mrs. Newton Vree-
land. Minoa, N. Y. Take these tablets
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-06-24
oLDsMAR GARDEN TRACTOR

Biggest small tractor and smallest
big tractor on the market today. Does
the work OF one horse quicker, cheap
er and better; just the thing to work
your crops or orange grove. It 0per-
ates at half the cost OF maintaining a
horse. Send for literature or come
and see it work at " 81 Reitz's, local
agent, Weirsdale. Fla % Tyr.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-06-24
SUGAR

Is pounds of sugar for s1.50 with
a dollars worth OF other groceries. for
cash, Saturday and Monday only.
H. B. WELLINGTON,
Corner Main and South End Streets.
1-21-2t.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-06-24

when troubled with constipation or in
digestion and they viii do you good
Adj mo.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-06-24

500 cures siliousness.-5-1s-2ot.
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
uUM ANISMS
William Atherton Du Puy-

Mantop wyyeiI was secretary TO william Jen-
nings Bryan when that gentleman was Secretary
OF State. In that position he was responsible for
arranging engagements and keeping the gate for
his chief y IS
One day there wa. a jam OF people who wanted
TO see Nj. Bryan. The schedule was full Then
along came Perry Belmont Mr.. Wyvell wanted
to make exception in his case and smuggle
him in ahead OF some OF the others.
SO he led this privileged gentleman into room
that is kept as a waiting room for diplomats
opening. Then he went away and forgot
AT noon Mr.. Bryan took train for NewNYork
About o'clock Mr.. Wyvell went into the dipIo-
matte room to get his coat and hat from a closet
that he might hasten away TO ball game.
Much to his CONSERVATION there lay Mr.. Bel
quiet OF the diplomatic room he had dropped off
and still pounding his ear.
4. Mr.. wyvell faced a fearful embarrassment He
so he tip-toed TO the closet, got his coat and
calledS- Eddy. the negro porter, who had been
away and left the situation TO Eddy. who some
how met 1t,
when woodrow Wilson first ran for the Presi-
dency in 1912 he was very poor man, and there
was a certain steel gray suit that came near
composing the whole OF his wardrobe.
He WAS therefore. face TO face with an emerg-
epoy when, one morning on his train out in Col
orsdo. the trousers TO his suit could be found.
He breskfasted In bathrobe and the two Pull
mans which his party occupied were searched
without results. He was to speak at Pueblo at 10
and that hour, was approaching. 80
At the very last moment the porter appeared
proudly with the trousers He had found tn EN-
under the mattress in She berth OF the travelling
passenger agent who had charge. OF the party.
-, SO was a situation developed In which ~ be-
came necessary that two newspaper correspon-
dents on the train, who sat In Mr.. wilson's
classes at Princeton. should confess that they
had perpetrated this prank just to show that they
no longer feared prexy.,
Th. other passengers in the elevator at the
g,.t vel n ~
man with the heavy chestnut hair. the big brown
ewes. the Charles b. Hanford features II he is
not a matinee idol they said, some irnpresario is
overlooking good material.
~New suit. eh. SENATOR" the man next him re-
marked inouiringly $.
Yes" was the reply. Pretty good. don't you
think for s237 You must know that I have a
system. / buy all my clothes at the end of the
season This suit is intended for next winter
but I am initiating II. 1t costs about half as
much"
Their voices died away as they entered IN.
senate chamber. hut had you asked the door
man the Identity OF this handsome and econonnI-
cal Young member OF the upper House he would
have told you that he Park r. Trammeu Of
FLORIDA. and that he had the reputation OF being
one Of the best-dressed men in Congress.
copyright 1871. by Public Ledger Col
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
RecL0ssificatiOn Should
Not Be An Illusion
By BILL PRICE

Reclsssfcation of Government employees can ~ m@s~
most valuable legislation for the Government ant "a
workers. Instead of correcting njustices h~~~S~r
impose 1t all depends rse En1~-~s
that prevail when the bill s enacted and h~ H@an
cry created to administer il when il is IN ofersf"m-
Reclassfcation is meant to promote efficiency thfa~h
correction of inequalities in pay for the w~rs Er
formed; eradication of njustices; payment of LIvxc
WAGE to thousands of workers not that ha~s BE-
termen of working condons-sll going to~xr ~<zshls
ing that contentment of mind which yields the b~s r~ss
to any employer.
There is not a scinta of a chance that tn sseEsu
ment will get the worst of any Legislation huf tan
should also see that the Governments workers 80
handed the lttle end of the horn and that rcAzs-4
tion is not to be boresls. beautiful - hns4
but containing few practical benefits; rzheE tne1s
for few, and illusions for the many.
The STERLING-LEHLBACH bills drawn by
who have the good of Government workers heart IT,
propose benefit the many and to make unr te
Government satisfaction and not a nightmare Th3t
should be the spirit of any bill that becomes Law
Whatever legislation is adopted should cearfv Frusls
that in the machinery for ALLEGATION 10 d1~r~mf e1R
promotions, appeals etc. there shall be repr~<snfxfe
of the employees themselves-men dre~f fru IA
ranks of the workers and who, through daily w
them understand their needs and their viewgenf< Ts
would be but fair recognition of the fact that the s
ment wishes at all times to have direct word from
workers about things that would help them AM eupse
to better work for the Government.
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
POOH! POu
<<XyOU are playing politics, that s
all. You may nail down the
German vote. but Won can't

nail down the American vote-thank
God!"
1t was in these noble, ringing
words that Representative Pou of
North Carolina attacked the resolu.'
tion in Congress declaring the war
at an end. Let us hope that Repre-
sentative Pou's sentiments will be
craven upon the tablets of history.
The thought that brings tears to our
eyes, however, is that he gets paid
for it.
We had no idea that a German
vote or an American vote or
Czecho- -Slovakian vote could be
nailed down or up or sideways or
against.
1T Congress has it in mind to do
any Mailing, we would suggest nail
ing boards across some of the holes
through which so many thousands
of millions of dollars leaked during
the last Administration.
1t is the Congressman who talks
about votes who is playing politics.
Accusing his fellow Congressman of
doing what he is doing himself is
the usual trick.
If Congress ever intends to get
down to business, instead of wasting
its own and the public's time with
such speeches as the above, it will
have to pooh-pooh its Pous when
they throw the cloak of patriotism
over their politics and their tommy
rot.
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
Hotel Rates
rHE National Wholesale Dry
goods Association, whose mem

HE National wholesale Dry
goods Association, whose mem
bers employ several thousand
travelling men, has begun an or
ganized movement to reduce hotel
rates throughout the country.
Some Of these rates are exorbi-
tant. One of the newest large hotels
in New York, recently opened, has
adopted eight dollars day as the
minimum charge for a single room.
The Wholesale Drygoods Assoeia-
tion is collecting exhibits giving
comparisons of cost of some things
that the hotel men have to buy.
1T finds that last year the labor of
cleaner cost FIVE dollars day
and was hard to get at that. Now
there are two applicants for every
place al $3.50 to $4 day.
One year ago one hundred pounds
of granulated sugar cost thirty dol
lars. Now thirty dollars buys 100
pounds of sugar, 100 pounds of flour,
% pounds of oatmeal, - pounds of
rice, II pounds of beans, II cans
of peaches, l. cans Of hominy, II
cans of pork and beans, 4 pounds
of coffee, II cans of tomatoes, II
cans Of corn, one box of crackers.
4 wholesale grocer to whom this
list was submitted for verihcation
replied that the thirty dollars would
not only buy the items mentioned.
hut would now buy the very best
qualities of those items
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
MooNsHEIN,x Latest.

stupendous discoveries ere shesd 81
us. / am Just waiting the coa~tructton
Of our micro-teiescope. This viii -
made by hlling the crater Of an sx-
tinct volcano with water and fre~n-
ing solid. We will then cut sas rciish
the ice into lenses and exosssse below
the ice for sufficient number ~
MILES to obtain the proper focus. VITA
thi. we shall penetrate. not merely a.
the center OF the universe. but heycnd
the ends of space. With THE tel~-
scope we will be able to view oetecss
OF ten feet In diameter q distance -
75seT2 sfz. .22s. .esT. .s27.sss miles seyone
the center OF RELATIVELY.
Or. N. BREW MooNsHETN
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
rHE interest which foreign gov
ernments should pay us, and do

ernments should pay us, and do
not pay us, amounts to over
one million dollars a day.
This means, plainly enough, that
when we don't collect this interest
we are continuing to loan foreign
governments money at the rate OF
over a million dollars a day.
We loaned France and England
over a million dollars yesterday and
the day before Yesterday and the
day before that and days and days
before that, and we will lend France
and England over million dollars
today and tomorrow and the day
after tomorrow and as many days
after that as our Government does
not demand that these foreign gov
ernments pay the interest they owe
rus.
We lend these FOREIGN govern
ments over a million dollars every
day, and, as a consequence, when
business men want to borrow some
money at the bank for AMERICAN
use, they cannot get it because
money is so scarce in our own
country.
New enterprises cannot start, work
men cannot find employment, because
money is so scarce.
But we lend France and England
Ia million dollars day.
There is not enough money in this
country to start new enterprises or
even to maintain some old ones. But
there is enough money in France to
maintain the biggest army France
ever had, and enough money in Eng
land to maintain the biggest navy
England ever had.
And still we lend France and Eng
land million dollars a day.
The war is over and Germany is
disarmed and helpless. Yet France
and England are spending hundreds
Of millions to finance warlike enter
prises in Poland, in Anatolia, in
Cilicia, in Silesia, and in Ireland,
and are maintaining, under arms,
military and naval forces that are
far greater than those which Ger
many maintained. They can find the
money for this huge waste upon
purely imperialistic and military en-
terprises, and cannot find the money
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
We Need This Million
Dollars a Day In America

to pay us the money they borrowed
from ps to save their skins in the
war, or to pay even THE INTER
EST ON that money. And SO we
continue to lend France and Eng
land a million dollars more every
day.
II France and England can pay
enormous sums for such immense
military and naval establishments,
they are able to pay their honest
debts-or at least THE INTEREST
on those honest debts.
But they don't
They don't pay even the interest,
or any part Of the interest.
And we continue to lend France
and England million dollars a
day
1t is time this foolishness was
ended.
1t is time our Government told
these debtors to pay.
Neither one of them needs the
huge army and huge navy they keep
in commission-not for any good
or honest purpose.
Nobody is menacing France with
attack.
Nobody is threatening England
with attack.
All either one of them has to do
is to behave itself and treat other
peoples fairly and decently, and
other peoples will let it alone.
The peace of the world was never
so precarious as it is now, as re-
suit of the militarism, navalism and
imperialism of England and France,
and the political and military en-
terprises upon which they are
spending the billions they owe us.
And still we lend them million
dollars a day.
We keep right on financing their
miktarism and navalism and i'm
perialism while our own peaceful
industries languish for want of
money.
There is only one sensible thing
to do, and that is to stop this drain
Ito say to these debtors, PAY us!"
1t is an inexcusable crime against
our own welfare to continue to loan
these foreign governments the money
that our own people need for
American use.
Stop it!
We need that million dollars
day IN AMERICA-and we need
it NOW.
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
THE .Lrr PLANT

There is a creeping moss
found In Islands OF the West
indies called the life plant"
II Ia indestructible by any
means except immersion In
boiling water or application
Of a red-hot iron. ffmsy
ne cut up and II will stiu
grewk I
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
urs FrRsT EARNINGS.

Apropcr q recent REMINDER - 80
firrt money we ever mzs- az bo1s.
recall that mine wsn wcr ~ a t~nn
sunday school cor.ssf 81 w~str~l--
ster. CsL. the -rhooi hsvtn. Rtprr
rrtr~ 90 stimulate "a ~ t~nrw 49,
poly syiishic d~nuiti~~- a. 80 s~erf-
ar Cst~chisu,. rar a. 500 az
cio.~ r-ce. 20 cie.~ thst 80 rrernasf
o. ~eual aIvlste- - 80 r~frs - az
\ r~rs ~xrn~~ 81 c~rss rs~4~x q r~~s
rps-f~r ~ rsltf~~~Is ff~l~ rmNrx
i~r~~ tnst - 80 ~~~~ ~~~~ 1Erw
o. MIA kCx NN*k4.xM
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
Boot Heels.

Root heel, Of Persian origin and were
originally attached TO sandals IN order that the
v~sr.rs might keep their feet above the burning
ssnds when high heels were fntroduced In
Venice they were highly decorated. Tn. height
of the heels proclaimed the rank Of tbs men ana
vsnsn wearing them-
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
Mr.. B. Baer
SUN KISSED.

Nature is kind TO man.
Gives him health, celluloid
collars, wealth. alarm clocks.
Also gives him more bones
In his head than in feet
Gives him healthy body to
start life with. Body Is
protected by skin. Skin is
protected by brain alone.
when brain weskens. we
rattle forth to beach, hire
woolless bathing Tuxedo
Step out into gentle sun for
slow simmer. Beautiful
rays bounce OFF epidermis.
Everything pretty as May
pole dance. Lay down on
loose sand for sleep. wake
up with nose feeling like
business end of hornet.
Shoulders are pinker than
baby ribbon. Knees are
boiling over. Feel like YOU
have somebody else's skin
on. II doesn't At. Tight
across neck.
Around twilight. when
snakes die and bootleggers
come to life. you get ad-
vance shipment OF chlils
plus fevers. Chill runs up
your back like window
shade. Meets fever coming
down! War OF chills and
fevers with you as battle
ground,
You spend night adding
up blisters on your legs.
Shoulders look like bunch
Of toy balloons. Arms look
like cat meat, Can't lay
down because blisters insist
on stenolng up.
Nothing TO do with sun
sizzled skin except coddle
it along. First put on good,
hot mustard plaster. And
pepper and salt. Sandpsper
vigorously. Rub with rough.
emery paper towel. Take
seat on mezzapine noor of
hot stove.
Nice thing about sun
buraed back and face IL Il
makes you look healthier
than hoss in oat time.
Friends all slap YOU ON
back. Congratulate you. In
about week your sun kissed
skin starts to fold up like
ACCORDION. Then dries M
like Texas river. Falls or
like paper hat in gale.
You're cured.
After that you do all your
bathing al night time.
The Washington times., 1921-06-13

At'any rate. Adam wasn't al
ways being nsGged by hts wife
about other women. nor could
she have fused" about wear
ing too many clothes In hot
weather. BUGS.
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
"THEN AND NOW"

Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village smithy bent.
By working hard from morn te ntxht
He earned but food and rent.
Beneath that tree two sors nc~ run
nne gsrage-the pstr
Get thirty cents n gal for Ess.-
"'' cprvr
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
Chance for Close Figuring.
BY Z. G. B.

s. VIII the ststlstioians please keep tab so that
we may know at the end OF this year whsth-r the
wivs. who have killed their husband outnurnser
the husbands rho have killed their wf~ss ses'
up 20 the hour Of going 20 press " seems 40 ts
The Washington times., 1921-06-13

who remembers when rs>th~r
used to tell the old man that
damp cellar vas csus'nS n~r
rheumsfizs " n
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
rexGFsr rsnsamarw.

NJ Eaassa ar~-a 80 - -
ssaf~d - go war - -
~re~v a. 49,
Ia rvpasf aaw-~ - -
- ffea .rrF 49, g. e -
ps-r - 80 ssr~a rss~n
Th~ krs srelaTa - - -
tse~nmn
soef<-s 49, 49, 80 - - -
ed slazr
HeEE atrs 49, rsa 49, s-
f~a<~a sweaaI WNe~I r
sfs-rt~r arurN - -
Esuor q ETrELrnEHrrr
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
l1EARlpzsEEf
WHO REMEMBERS
When people used se dance wtsh
THEIR FEETg JAxEDEL-
BRoTHERLY LOVE.

The fostering OF brotherly love In
Congress shall hereafter be one of our
chief endeavors.
To do this smity stunt We may find
II necessary TO suggest some dfplo-
matte phrases for one statesman tell
ing another he has no use for him
To remark that "this 10 no place 20
give vent to ones impulses and then
vent them politely is, OF course. more
tactful than saying: II have no oees-
sion to love him. and ! do not
To remind a statesman OF hts puer-
iIity, the proper thing to say 10: You
recall. don't you, the story of Baisarn
and q certain animal he had win
him. Wen. 1 can truthfuiiy say that
you are not Balaam"
IL has occurred to us that CORE
spondence school course for psriis-
mentary language might bring IN
Kood revenue.
In the meantime. the weil-knovn
Senate duet, Meesrs. REED ana
GLASS. will softly render. I don't
love you any more"
The Washington times., 1921-06-13
HOW SHOULD YOUR RED STANDS

Some Of the old-,sme-s scho ors
fors of the coIrm~ may be ce's 20
tell us hotc osu beds shosid 30
pIdcedf hare often hsors that
people should place tAeir beds -
novfherly TO southerlp positions. 40
as 10 be parallel acah tks moo-
nefic Hnss Of force. T'm dovstfui
as TO the truth Of tbs theory
Scientific corfrfbs ore espccsaIiy 81
citcd TO otro fhe facts.
JACQUES q.
The Washington times., 1921-06-13

EMrEATToN
a uualm~n naaa~a - - 49,
-. EU1sa - N.11Nar
a *fl~~1sr - NrTaI ~ -
49, tu-u~a - - aasr
~ usa~~m 49, - - -
A. snaNeF Nrra~T -
$3.50
wrr*-m wFwrxa aemwm
n - -. -
The Washington times., 1921-06-13

Net~stns.a-s 49, -
fsit la~s. DunEre-s err.rrr ns
pass 80 49, m
The Washington times., 1921-06-13

S~rUsrr eEn 80 Hrmr aFls1I
nsNHes. - -. - -
$50 - - ~~sE ~ - -
~w~~~ax ez &sx~.~sx1 AH
The Washington times., 1921-06-13

The Whale tnxr r~xnsw-a Iu~as
was hks q w~sl<ky -ua& - 90
cause hs fo1nd a p-ur<xr fr-.f~r -
the water. - 2wTrN
The Washington times., 1921-06-13

Th~v rlxa-w~d 49, na-a II -
ard es~e han f1qe - -
Ane yst th~ rr~Ere~ra - 49,
fork and ei~~~k~rs Ear- - 81.
ee~otrg al firnlls - r.Eer 80 -
ttc~ at s. untsur1ee 49, -
stih l<rxs uuwn~r - -
able crtnu1nalF 81 1arzH
The Washington times., 1921-06-13

Shoulders are pinker than
baby ribbon. Knees are
boiling over. Feel like YOU
have somebody elses skin
on. IL doesn't At. Tight
across neck.
The Washington herald., 1921-06-12

Robert Gordon talented who has rapid rise .ne ranks
hidden talent Gordon and assigned him his first ne soon soon
Sawyer and Mark Twan nmbe tuck and Tom He plays leading
MaIrge picture released through Robertson Cole
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-16

ku bratfi legionafd pohaSue. re chce m mimi ruku
vybudovanim naS tezce dobye svobody
ideaem vsedskeho sbratreni N6fi pevne,
mas zuane idea enz pfived ej vezstv odola
i napfiSt6 vSem utokum Z reOezpecinl
Upfimn6 vime tento proev, ktery je novym dokladem
okostvu slny proud ienz usue to- ably v6rnos
Trse Fuegnera vykadana byla verne jech duchu
vpred duchem DOLBY Socasmus podstat5 oprav
mic neho bratrvi uveden6 duSednc zivot hospo
lastvf dime tovarn6 Pudei Sokolstvo cestou da
splnti jeSt6 velk6 poslan narod6 Sovansvu
prosp6chu vseobecneho pokroku ze vydatne prspet
ably socasmus organicky navazany vetuu kuturn
radc naSch d6n povyen by ako svetovy MAJOR mad
mySenku narodni tax jako lsil
prijaa byla demokrce poitcke Zbvva e
mnoho vykonat Sokosvo prohloubeni ujasneni toho
programu. podobne prace je treba inde. deln
vu organisovanem sociastickych Soo neisa
poitickou sranou ohedu mnoho prnest protoze
program nikdy nebude nasroem agitacn konku
renee demagoge Preeme ST. ably spoluprce egion5 ke
Etere Soko podaVa rukl, vedla plodnym v}5ledkum