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The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1921-11-25

The football team of Fordham Uni
versity, Fordham, N. Y, ran up what
was a record score for wearers of the
maroon when it defeated the Washing
ton College eleven, by a score of 101
TO q,
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1921-11-25

The Bank of Maui and its Paia and
Lahaina branches will be open from
8 a. m. to 8 p. M, tomorrow its
twentieth anniversary.-Adv.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1921-11-25
Great Expectations

1.-THE manager paid Sybil a great
compliment"
How SOP"
"He offered her a thinking part!"
London Mail.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1921-11-25

Try This On Your PIayer-Pi1no
Dear Editor-When | sing | get
tears in my eyes. What can | do for
this?
Answer-Stuff cotton in your ears
Seattle Post-IntelligenCer.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1921-11-25

$50 Jack is a candidate for your
hand"
Yes, a machine candidate you
might call him-he owns an automo-
bile."-Boston Transcript.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1921-11-25
Sports Brevities
(Do'ins o'the WorId)

It's a long, long lane that has no
turning, and if John J. McGraw is Civ
ing orders to have Worlds Cham
pions" lettered across the shirt
fronts of his team text spring, both
he and his men are fully deserving
of the honor.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12
PRESBYTERIAN SERVICES

At the morning service Fathers
Day will be observed. An appropri-
ate sermon will be preached.
The Sunday school meets at 9:45.
This Sunday will decide the winning
class of the Auto Race. Every scho-
lar is ureged to be present.
The Christian Endeavor meets at
7. Topic How to Enjoy Ones Work.
At 8 a set Of slides will be put on
the screen. This will be the fourth
in the series of Crises, in the Life Of
Christ.
If not a regular attendant you are
invited to these services.
A man who is immersed in business
all the week would better come up
for breath of air on Sunday.
What better indication can be at
forded of mans good. intention than
his willingness to meet God for an
hour once a week and listen to in
struction on how to live better life.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12
A BATCH OF HOWLERS

james died from argue.
An eyrie is n needles nest
Esau was the author of a book Of
fables.
A .Iacobite was a man descended
from Jacob.
The deacon is the lowest kind of
Christian there is.
The press today is the mouth organ
of the people.
The Semitic races were half breeds,
from semi, half.
The Sanhedrin was composed Of
70 men Of reclining years.
Hannibal was man who ate hui
man beings, especially Romans.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12
70 GIVE oPERErrA

TIL primary apartment of the Lib
eral city schools will give an operet-
ia az the Armory Friday evening.
Tn little folks, under the supervis-
ion of their teachers have been prac-
Using faithfully and each one will be
well prepared to act his part.
Every one should plan to attend
this entertainment.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12
ADVICE TO THE UNwARY


Never try to keep up with your ex-
penses; try to keep away from them.
Never put your friend away on q
shelf II you can read him like book.
Never let your wife say Talk 10
cheap" Just silently hand her the
last months telephone hill.
Never ask your doctor if he thinks
you need a little change; you should
really know that yourself.
Never tell woman she'd rather pos
ses new hat than possess the, full
details of wonderful scandal
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12
Big 4 Machine Go.

Mrs. C. A. Marshall and two little
daughters came in from Fowler We'd
nesday for short visit with her son
Ewell who is here as trap drummer
with the Bybee Stock Company. Mrs
A. C. Morrell accompanied her.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12
JUNIOR HIGH1 NOTES

The gardens are doing very well.
Only they have to be watered and
that isn't very joyful task to some
of the caretakers.
The different rooms have chosen
different places in which to go to
spend the half day. Mr.. Steele has
granted for picnics. Sharpe's Creek
and the Cimarron ae the principal
places.
The tennis court is up and has
already been played on. 1t is caus-
ing more excitment and interest than
anything else so far.
The picnic planning is all done
except the cars to be provided.
The History Pageant is to be CIV
en- at the Parents Teachers Assn
Wednesday evening.
It has finally been decided that
section I an II will go together on
their picnic to Stout's grove Friday.
The 7th grade are going to Sharpe's
Creek and the 9th to Feathers grove
W had a fine observation trip
Tuesday taking a hike to the lake
north of town. We found horned
toad, a snake and young meadow
lark. Roger claims the toad, Louise,
the lark; no one wanted the snake
Why?
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

Mrs. Bert Kimsey and baby left
for Hutchinson Tuesday to join Mr..
Kimsey. They will make their home
there this summer. Mrs. Kimsey Is a
daughter Of Mrs. D. G. Bane Of this
city.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12
SEE J. J. SUTTON ABOUT
YOUR CEMETERY LOT

J. J. Sutton who in charge of the
cemetery, and has it looking in fine
shape, will be glad to take special
work If you have it, in way of extra
identifying for Memorial Day.
See him personally or call at the
Undertaking parlors.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

Miss Mildred Nash of Guymon was
In the city Wednesday
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

The County Sunday school con-
vention began Wednesday afternoon.
A large crowd attended and the
is going to Be a good one.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12
MRS. WILL KERN DEAD

Word was received here the first
of the week of the death Of Mrs.
Will Kern of Lamar, Colorado. She
had been i'll for some time in hos
pital there. A brother of Gerald
Kern of near Gray left Tuesday for
Lamar and will accompany the body
here for burial.
H. P. Greenough was up from Dali
hart Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. E. Watson of For
gan was in the city trading Wednes-
day.
Mrs. Archie Atha arrived in the
city the first of the week for visit
with her mother, Mrs. s. A. Fields.
A REQ special school car was in
the city this morning, the driver 60
ing through Liberal. It is hoped that
Seward couny will be having several
of them before many years.
Mrs. Susan Ellis of Rogers, Ark,
is guest of her son, T. M. Ellis and
family of north Kansas Ave She will
visit relatives in Colorado before re-
turning home.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

Little Flo Ellen Simon who has
been quite sick is reported better.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

W II. Bond of Plains was transact
ing business in the city yesterday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

Born to Mr.. nd Mrs. W. P. VIM
mer, May 5, boy.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

Miss Virginia Salter of Guymon
was a Liberal shopper Wednesday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

j. c. Cold, master mechanic on the
Rock Island division, was here today
on railroad business.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

W. G. Darby of Dodge City was in
the city the last of the week looking
after business matters.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

H. P. Greenough was up from Dali
hart Thursday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. E. Watson of For
gan was in the city trading Wednes-
day.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

Miss Cora Miller Of Hugoton un.
derwent an operation at local hos
pital the first of the week.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

Mrs. G. E Wilson Of Hooker was
in the city Wednesday visiting
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

Mrs. Archie Atha arrived in the
city the first of the week for visit
with her mother, Mrs. s. A. Fields.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

The picnic planning is all done
except the cars to be provided.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

The History Pageant is to be Civ
en- at the Parents Teachers Assn
Wednesday evening.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1921-05-12

Clyde Ursey of Guymon was Wis.
itor in Liberal Wednesday.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17
Wanted: "Secretary of the Fine Arts"

q ECRETARY OF THE FINE ARTS
- is the latest proposed addition to
the cabinet. What's more the League OF
Artists has been formed 10 urge the
proposition. 1t is stated that j. Mas
sey RhinO. the New York sculptor.
made the proposal 10 President. Hard
ing and that the President asked that
the artists OF the country who favor
the idea get their arguments in tangi-
Bile form and submit them TO him."
The purposes of the movement include
the following:
To further contemporary American
art and its relation 10 national life.
To seek 10 have embodied in the
Constitution of the United States the
words fine arts" as we'll as scientific
and useful arts"
To arouse our national government
10 a realization and need OF a minister
of art with portfolio, and 10 give def
mite and concrete support 10 the artist.
To establish better conditions for
he development o. American art.
To foster the unknown artist by CIV
;Eg him an equal opportunity.
To maintain an advisory school
committee 10 work for the betterment
% AT instruction and art education
throughout me Crited States. and
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17
"Horse Sense and Heart Sense" Needed

IT. HE housing situation with high
l. rents is the most serious prob
lem confronting the government, III
the opinion Of Secretary of Labor Da-
Wis. 1t is in just such a situation as
Davis describes that congress and the
state legislatures, under the Supreme
court ruling. have the power TO enact
emergency legislation curbing rent
gougers. Davis holds high rents the
greatest single barrier TO a readjust-
ment such as is essential TO perma-
nent prosperity.
Because of high rents and made
quate housing" he says. families
double up, sometimes two or three 70
home. II is not too much to say
that the loss I'm morale and morals
due TO the housing conditions in many
cities today IS one Of the greatest
dangers to our whole social structure"
The report of the recent state inves-
tigation into housing conditions in Chi
cago showed that 100000 people in
that city were living in the most I'M
wholesome conditions, sleeping some
times three and four in a bed, five
and six 10 a room. Reports from 9th
er cities hard hit by the housing short
age and high rents show an alarming
increase in sickness and disease. In
some cities the birth rate of illegiti-
mate children has increased 80 per
cent.
Davis has ordered special investi-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

cation Of conditions in some of the
worst centers. Federal investigators
have been sent to several cities.
what we need in dealing with the
situation" Davis says, us not only
horse sense, but heart sense. 1t is
not merely n matter of houses and
rents, of dollars and cents.
"Some agreement must be reached
by the building trades and the build
ing industries that will make possible
a resumption of home building.
The building industry is the key
stone Of our entire industrial struc-
ture, and once construction work can
be set under way again the whole en-
ployment and Industrial situation will
be relieved.
To-day, however, we have the para
doxical situation where il is cheaper
10 travel than to pay rent. There are
100000 people, ii is estimated, living
In automobiles"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17
House Favors u. S. Army of 1906 Men

16S,000. Representative Kahn, chair
man, military affairs committee of
fered an amendment for an army OF
175.Oo0. Representative Fish presented
an amendment TO this for an army -
$4,000.
The Kahn amendment, as amended,
was defeated by a vote of 81 10 "a,
and then Representative Byrnes Of
South Carolina moved that the army
should be fixed at 10000. This was
adopted by vote of 100 TO 81.
BY reducing the army 10 this size
the appropriation for the army for
the next fiscal year is reduced from
$4,000, 600 TO $72,0O0,0O0
Representative Kahn and Republic
an Leader Monden pleaded in vain
for acceptance of the recommended
tons of Secretary Weeks and the
army officers.
The small-army men admitted that
the world was in most chaotic con-
ditiOn, but argued that the addition of
few thousand men TO the American
army would not settle that chaotic
condition.
They said, also, that congress should
pay more attention to the people and
less 10 the general staff.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

NIIAsHINGToN.-Because of the
w inadoquacy of naval bases the
United States, according TO navy au-
thorties. is totally unprepared to fight
a successful war in the western Pa
cific.
The most advanced base we now
possess Is az Pearl Harbor, in the
Hawaiian islands. Its facilities, how
ever, are scarcely more than rudi-
mentary. With the exception Of a
dry dock the equipment is insufficient
TO care for the needs Of half the navy
in time of peace. let alone the whole
navy in time Of war. Another dry
dock and construction Of q multitude
of channels and berths, as we'll as
the establishment Of vast repair work
and storage warehouses for supplies,
are necessary, according TO the Navy
department.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17
NATIONAL CAPITAL
}GlI AFFAIRS HiiIB:E
u. S. Pacific Naval Bases Inadequate

Until the Hawaiian islands are made
an adequate base the American navy
VIII be unable TO operate effectively
In the western Pacific. Lacking such
a base, IL would be necessary TO sup
ply the fighting feet almost entirely
from the Pacific coast bases. the dis
lance 10 which would be a severe
handicap on operations.
Ever the Pacific coast bases are
inadequate TO the demands Of the
whole navy if stationed in the Pacific,
even in time Of peace. 1t would be
necessary to. send ships back TO the
Atlantic coast for major repair work.
The Navy department is urging con-
gress for appropriations TO begin the
construction Of Pacific coast and
Hawaiian island bases which it will
require several years TO complete. The
senate is favorable, but the house op-
posed to such appropriations.
The Parks-McKean board, which
surveyed the needs of bases in the
Pacific, recommended the expenditure
of $27. 1874 900 in the Hawaiian islands.
S44, 065.750 at BremertOn, Wash, So
$4,000 at San Francisco. S27, 100 600
At San Diego, $4,000, 600 at San Pedro.
S5,000.000 at the Columbia river.
S3,4S9,G00 at Port Angeles, Wash, and
$2,S71, 600 at Keyport, Wash, a total
of $l57, 73S,35O.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17
Reasonable Supposition.

"a hant, or something Is raising
thunder at Gabe Hornboggle's house"
related neighbor. II was there
luther night, and after we'd set for
spell 1t commenced. The table was
Topped over by unseen hands, three
drawers of the bureau slid out by
their selves and dumped all the stuff
on the floor, a flock of spoons came
floating In from the kitchen, gun in
the corner fell down and shot one OF
the dogs. and all such as that. Inever
seed such goin's-on in my life!
"Then you hain't never drunk none
Of Gabes bone-dry ticker beforei" in
quired a resident of Mount Piggy.
Ark.-KanSas City Star.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

TT WOULD appear that Official
i Washington has more than one
idea as TO the proper size of the
American army. Anyway, the small
army men in the house, combining
with the Democrats, outgeneraled the
Republican leaders and succeeded in
amending the army bill SO as 10 fix
the size of the army at 10000. This
was done despite the request Of Secre-
tary Weeks that the army's size should
not he reduced below 175,00O.
The house adjourned without pass
ing the bill after q prolonged debate
during which the Republican leaders
pleaded for a good-sized army because
Of tie disturbed world conditions.
The bill. provided for an army of
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

more especially in the city Of New
York.
To establish an interchange of city
exhibitions.
To promote general and active inter-
est in the creation of large public
exhibition building In the city of New
York.
To seek the corporations Of the ar.
museums, patrons. art lovers. art deal
ers. architects, interior decorators anil
artists.
To act for the Improvement Of ne
materials OF the artists craft and 70
establish closer cooperation be-
tween the producer OF same and The
artist.
To improve exhibition conditions
and encourage sales.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17
Women Proving More Polite.

II Is not an uncommon sight now 10
see young girl get up and offer her
seat in the subway TO an elderly wom-
an, whose entrance has been ignored
by the male passengers. Such usual.
ly brings some blushing humble man
TO his feet with stammering offer OF
'have my seat" but the climax was
reached the other evening In an up
town restaurant when a middle-aged
woman took q seat at the same table
with one of her own sex, a stranger
10 her, and on finishing dinner politely
inquired:
DO you mind if | smokeT'-New
York Sun.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17
Accident Avertcd-

]. b. Erik Of Richmond, Va. who
is organizing the National Teachers
Training association. says that little
negro whom the other called Young
Bird" on account of the size Of his
mouth, was standing on the railroad
track, and another one called out:
Hey dere. boy, git off dat tract. Ef
de engineer would come along and
see dat mouf of yone, he'd think IL
was q car shed and run his train right
ill.,"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17
Mrs. Hicks Relieved
By Four Eatolnics

III have taken four Eatonic tablets
and they relieved me Of sour stomach.
| recommend it to everybody" says
Mrs. G.. Z. Hicks.
If stomach is not digesting your
food; if you have sourness, bloating,
food repeating indigestion or acid
stomach, Eatonic will remove the
cause by taking up and carrying out
the acidity and gases, bringing quick
relief and healthy digestion. Why suf-
fer stomach trouble? Why not keep
your digestion normal and enjoy good
health? An Eatonic taken after each
meal will prevent discomfort and pain.
Make the test today. and see how
quickly this wonderful remedy acts.
1t comes in handy tablet form. Carry
it with you. A big boz costs only a
trifle with your druggists guarantee.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

There are 100000 negroes in the
United States.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

If a man owns street-railway stock,
lie never recommends walking as an
exercise
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

Your cup OF joy will never run
over if the bartender Is allowed tC
handle the bottle
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

Most men find II easier to get in
debt than TO get out, but some are I'M
able 10 get in at all.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

A business man always reads the
postscript Of women's letters first.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

Keep your eye on the man who
never makes mistakes. :.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

Minds Of too many men are filled
with useless knowledge.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

Seventy-five per cent Of the, ingredi
ents Of remorse is usually fright.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

Hope is the bridge over the stream
Of disappointment.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

A man is as old as he feels-and
usually considerably older.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

A man is merely as dull as his point
of view.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

Not much of victory is won when
n man obeys with q grumble.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

Nothing succeeds like success-in
stirring up detractien.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

Airplanes should enable men to rise
above their troubles, but they don't.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

Celebrate at least one day In the
week. Order beefsteak.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

EpEE SAMPLE TO young men and women in every
AN@h and community show patent card
Write now. COM Ef, "a Madison, Dayton, Ohio
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

AGENTS We start you in business, furnishing
everything; men ard women; opportunity OF life
time to earn f25 20 slO0 weekly operating your own
business. NEWPORT PRODUCERS Coz, Newport, Ky.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17

A divorce suit is usually more ex-
pensive than a marriage suit
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1921-06-17
CONVERSATIONS

Beauty is always eloquent.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-03-01

The Herald Ia the New Mexico
paper that takes the Want" out
Of Want Ads by bringing Results.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-03-01
KEEP URIC ACID
OUT OF JOINTS
Tells Rheumatism Sufferers to
Eat Less Meat and Take
Salts.

rheumatism Is easter To- avoid than
tu cure, states % we'll known authority.
Ne are advised to dress warmly
keep IA" feet dry avoid exposure.
eat less meat, but drink plenty 81 good
water.
rheumatism Is o direct result Of
eating too much meat and other rich
foods that produce uric acid which
* absorbed into tho blood. IL is the
function 81 IA" kidneys tn filter this
In the urine the pores ~ The skin
are also a means OF freeing The
blucd of this impurity In damp and
chilly cold weather the kin porua are
closed thus furccinE IN" kidncyH to
do double work, they become weak
and sluggish and fail ia eliminate the
uric acid which keeps accommodating
ana circulating through h system,
eventually settling In tho joints and
muscles causing stiffness, soreness
and pain called rheumatism.
At tho first twinge OF rheumatism
get from any pharmacy about four
ounces OF lad salts; put a tablespoon
fui In "A glass OF water and drink be-
fore breakfast each morning Tor "a
This Is said to eliminate uric
acid rs stimulating the kidneys to
normal action, thus Kidding the blood
OF these impurities.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive. harmless
ana is made from tho acid OF grapes
and lemon Juice. combined with
llthia and IL used with sNcellrnt re-
suits by thousands OF folks who are
sub icCt % rheumatism.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-03-01
State Headquarters
OF Disabled Soldiers
League to Be Here

Albuquerque has hecu named Us
stat" headquarters Of the National