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The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-08-10
WheezingS Of Wheezer
--By Schnees-er-==-
HEARD FROM COMMUTERS

HEARD FROM COMMUTERS
II classic dancing is the poetry Of
motion, then the toddle is the poetry
Of commotion.
\
Lips that touch liquor - never tell
where they got it.
The chaps that write our bedroom
farces think ~depravity is the soul Of
wit.
Drugs and toilet preparations have
been discovered in tombs dating back
to 1900 B. c. Soap springs eternal.
The Scriptures first taught the fulfil
ity Of riches, but it requires an in
come tax blank to drive home the les
.Son.
The telephone company always gets
your number right when it addresses
the monthly bills.
According to an English paper,
Cinnamon r the most honest people
on earth, and, oddly enough, they are
starving to death.
The French never touch ice water.
Neither would we, if we were a free
country.
The bad thing these days is not to be
caught mapping, but to be caught nip
ping.
No Irishman objects to fig nting I'M
der British rule, providing it's che
Marquis of Q~ueensberry's.
Many men, are called. hut few are
wanted on the telephone.
Many a. mans happiness has been
.eroded by a permanent wave.
Definition of a peacemaker the
man who is not expected to recover.
CLOTHES - AND THE WOMAN
Women are getting so they look
more like Venus every day and the
men more like Apollinaris.
Why keep the art galleries open
any more exceptingssfor Yaps from
$Ethe country who think September
is a legal holiday.
But keep the natural history mu-
sseums open - to display women's
clothes and other rare and obsolete
articles.
lust because a b~ow-legged woman
looks good in a decollete waist is no
reason she will look the same in q de-
eollete skirt.
My wife is not bow-legged, but she
could be arrested for not having n
visible means Of support.
Why do skinny women wear the
shortest skirts? Simply another mani
Hesitation of her contrary nature - en-
couraging q man at first, only to dis
appoint him at the finish.
Take a thin woman with an umbrel-
la walking along the street on the
arm of her escort. A crowd gathers.
They think it is a man with q moving
picture camera.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-08-10
CHURCHES

st. Peters Evangelical Lutheran
Seventh st. and Uline Ave.
Rev. E. ]. Moede, Pastor.
1890 a. M, English services.
1880 a. M, Sunday School.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-08-10

Some people are genuinely funny
and others only try to be. This, Of
course, is not a startling discovery.
The only startling thing in connection
with it is when some one who thinks
he is funny discovers that he isn't
But this practically neve occurs.
81 a. X Il
Among the mortals who labor under
the delusion that they are funny, we
award the blue ribbon to the one who
still tries to get a laugh out of men,
tioning the Saturday night bath.
;: 81 81 s.
Next in order comes the kidder who
entertains the occupants Of an eleva-
tor in a nine-story building by asking
the operator to let him off at the
twelfth floor.
There isssslso the cute performer
who lifts his feet to an imaginary
rail and blows the foam off an ice
cream soda.
&AASO LIC pCSL WIN Bays 0xIll
enough for you?"
And the one who mispronounces
French words. q
And the mad, mad wag who counts
the wads Of chewing gum beneath the
table in a restaurant.
"-GOLWOGGLEs-
Prohibition doesn't prohibit; it just
provokes.
A woman takes a mans name when
she marries him - and everything
else he's got when she gets a divorce.
my mother is going to a French
modiste for my t%rousseau. She'll have
to order everything in French and I
know I shall not have a rag to wear"
.
Try a nitroglycerin cocktail. It
knocks the. stufing out Of everything
you've had before.
Z
Guys with iron constitutions should
not drink water; it will rust their con-
stitutions.
=
ANGELS
!! - /
Women are angels in disguise, with
angels clothes, but not with angels
ways.
I wish I were a little breeze, for a
little breeze can be so familiar and
get away with it.
rs
o woman!I don't know why you are,
and I don't care who you are; but how
glad I am that you're what you are.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-08-10

who die during the base ball season
is qualified as an Office boy.
People get married because they
agree on nearly every subject - espe-
cially the ones they have v dis
cussed.
AS time goes on the girls seem to
think more and more about clothes
and to wear them less and less. 1t will
be interesting when they think Of
nothin' else.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-08-10

St. Paul's Evangelical Lutheran
at Penn
8:15 p. M, English services.
Everybody is cordially invited.
Garske -
Divine services in the English lang
uage in the school house 1t Garske
afternoon at 2:30. Everybody
is cordially invited.
E. J. MOEDE, Lutheran Pastor.
Bethel Ev. Free Church
Corner Of Ulins Avenue
and Second Street
1880 4. m. Morning Service.
1900 Noon Sunday School.
800 p. m. Evening Service.
Wednesday evening, Prayer Meet
ing.
H. N. Rsod Pastor.
Catholic
Low Mass 1T 800. and 900 q. m.
High Mass 1t 1880 With English
Father Edwards, Priest
QAlteh =, ~ Adyent
Cor. Hils2kp:. nd Sixth st.
Second Sunday after Epiphany.
1900 4. M, Church School.
11:0o@a. m, Morning Prayer and
SaSfAnn
H. G. Walker, Rector.
First Church Of 8Christ-seienusa
Kelly Ave., between 9Th
and 9TH Streets
Services: Sunday morning, II .. IA.
Sunday School, 1900 noon.
Services: Wednesday evening 500 !
Reading room IL open Monday, We'd
nssday and Saturday from 200 to
400 p. m.
Methsdist-Bpiseepal
Fourth St. and Hill Ave.
1900 =. M, Public Worship. .
1900 noon, Sunday SchSol.
$50 p. m, Epworth League.
1850 T.. m, Public Worship.
Rev. 81. Halfya1d, Pastor.
Presbyterian Church
Harrington and 9Th Streets
1890 q. M, Delta Alpha Glass.
All young women are invited to
come.
10:45 .. M, Meeting Of the Session.
11:00 . Nm, Morning Worship.
12:16 p. m, The Sunday School.
s:807p. IA, Y. P. 8. C. 3.
1850 p. M, Evening Service.
Rev. p. IL. Case, Pastor.
L. St. 0lsf's Lutheran
liam, Norwegian Services,
Il noon, Sunday School.
600 pm, Luther League.
7:45 pm. English Service.
Yerneas Lutheran
Services Sunday, Mar. Is, 500 pm.
Geo. o. Loftness, Pastor.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-08-10
ON A LAKE MICHIGAN BOAT

A young man and a young lady,
seated side by side, very glum. Soft
peddler approached and yelled,
"Pop." II did," said the young man,
"but she won't have me-"
y X +
Half a loaf is better than no vaca-
ton at all.
Item on a restaurant menu: "Stew-
ed Uppercuts."
fighting menu.
X Il i
\ Spats r in style again, particular
ly in married circles.
There is still some optimism, but no
hoptimism.
A lot of super-men are later on
found in the soup. ;
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-08-10

!Olteh e III Advent
Cor. HitlSTX4s:. &nd Sixth st.
Second Sunday" after Epiphany.
1900 .. m, Church School.
11:0os'a. m, Morning Prayer and
Sermon.
H. G. Walker, Rector.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1921-08-10

Methodist Episcopal
Fourth st. and Hill Ave.
1880 .. M, Public Worship. .
1900 noon, Sunday SchSol.
$3.50 p. m, Epworth League.
1880 r. m, Public Worshdp.
Rev. 81 Hatfyasd, Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20

PLANT YOUR SWEET PEAS IN
FEBRUARY. GET THEM Al fOS-
TIERS. ALL GARDEN SEED And
FARM SEED. PiIONE l79. ll.G
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20
COLONEL SUGGS IS
HOME FROM TEXAS

Colonel Siiney Suggs has returned
from Denton, Texas, where he has
been sometime on business.
Tae following is taken from the
Record and Chronicle concerning Mr.
suggs' work in Denton:
Mayor II. V. Heenen and Commis-
sioners o. NJ. Curtis and ]. a. Min
mis-. the street committee Of the city
commission. are expecting to go to
Oklahoma about Monday to make an
Inspection OF the natural asphalt
mines near Ardmore and to inspect
Continental Asphalt paving in Ard
more and possibly at other points
in Oklahoma. They will make the
trip with Colonel Sidney Suggs who
made an offer at the last meeting
OF the commission on asphalt paw
ing for use on Denton streets. The
matter was referred to the street
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20
WHERE DID CHIEF CHANCELLOR
GET HIS MONEY!?
loB rHE poLIcE DEPARTMENT?

ROB THE POLICE DEPARTMENT?
That, is the impression sought by
those Who IN their weak illogical way
have cndeavored TO place a stigma
upon ms character in an effort TO
thwart my chances so far as pos
sible to reelection TO this office.
It's q sad commentary but my
friends. ana | am happy to feel that
l can number them among every class
Of Ardmore's citizenry. know-not all
of them of course. but great many
just what my financial condition is.
/ am just like you, should like very
much to keep these little matters oil
home private. but i'm order to as
abuse the minds Of those in whom
false statement or even an insinua-
tion might leave an impression oi
lasting harm to an innocent person
] am going to make the following
brief statement of these facts.
My small share of fathers estate
fell to me and then l collected an in
surance policy left me by the death
of n son. and these amounts com
hincd made it possible for me to buy
our first home.
Shortly after this ! had an op-
portunity to. buy what l considered
then. and do now very choice but
extremely modest little piece Of prop
erty, and in order to purchase TINS
borrowed S2S00 from one of our lead
ing banks. giving personal security
and today l owe $3.50 of that origl-
nal loan, which I am trying to pay
from the rental proceeds of the first
home purchased.
Where did Chancellor get his
money!"
/ wish I had it, and ] am sure the
banker to whom I owe this money
and the true friends who so generous
ly and graciously helped me to make
the loan. would have a good night and
pleasant dream If they knew ] had II.
Now, to the ladies and gentlemen
voters of Ardmore. ! wish TO nave
YOU bear u little further with me on
the following assertions and obliga-
tions:
| am in this race for reelection
! and no man can have a deeper sense
! of appreciation for honest and con-
| scientious support than 7, and my
every effort shall be to maintain a
| strict. efficient, and honest service
as reciprocaton for the trust re-
posed in me.
All or most Of you at least, are
| familiar with the conditions ana
handicaps surrounding the Chief oil
! Police as regards the employment ano
| discharge of patrolmen. He couio
only suggest. For that reason l have
not followed my own dictates in all
matters concerned or pertaining tc
this department
That condition. l am happy to state
| has undergone very material change
recently. and the citizens at large
| may reasonably expect. and we anti
cipate. a very decided improvement
in this department.
All voters are cordially invited to
Inspect my record publicly, privately
and IL after almost forty years serV-
ice as a peace officer l am founo
wanting, vote accordingly.
l have not one word to say agains'
nv opponents, and will offer only
nv record as an officer, my efficiency
and the condition of the Police depart
ment so far as l am and have beer
empowered.
thank you.
j. NJ. CHANCELLOR
Paid Political advertising.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20
STATE BOARD SAYS SNOW
is MENACE TO WHEAT

Oklahoma City. Feb. 19.-John a.
Whitehurst, president OF the State
Board OF Agriculture, said here today
that the blanket Of snow covering Ok
lahoma is a serious menace to wheat
and other grain crops. Green bugs,
he explained, thrive in cold weather,
while the parasites which destroy
them do not. Normally the snow
would be very beneficial, but the pres
ence Of green bugs alters the sltua.
tion, he said.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20
STREET STORIES

w. j. Zaneis of Washington, Ill,
is in the city the guest of mis- son.
II. p. Zaneis, III Stanley boulevard.
This is the first trip to Oklahoma for
Mr.. Zaneis and where he was some
what disappointed at arriving at the
same time of the heaviest snow fall
of the season, he says that he is
convinced that he will be able to gath
er a few flowers before he returns to
his home.
Attorney Hugh A. Ledbettcr has
returned from a business trip to Ok
lahoma City.
Ldhn Whiteman of the Whiteman-
Simpson company AMI II. r. Shine,
secretary OF the, retailers association,
have returned from Oklahoma City
where they went on business for the
retail merchants.
Mrs. Shelby Downward and little
son, Shelby, Jr., have returned from
Oklahoma City where they spent sew
/ eral days with Mr.. Downard-
Kennett Hudson is at home from q
business trip to Tulsa and Oklahoma
City.
w. A. Easley who has been spending
the cotton season in oklahoma City
Is visiting his home here.
p. c. Dings, who spent several days
here recently, has returned to Chi
cago.
Tom Norman OF the State Univcr'
sity is spending Sunday here with
home Colks.
Editor Willis Choate of the Mari
eta Monitor, was an Aramore Wis
itor Saturday.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20

Use Ardmoreite Want Ads for sure
results.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20

committee and he has since been
discussing the paving with members
of this committee and as result the
trip Of inspection is being planned.
Colonel Suggs has also discussed
this paving with the county commits
sioners court for the hard surfacing
of IS miles of the state and federal
highways in this county. He was be-
fore the court and the county advis-
ory committee Wednesday afternoon.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20
5. T. BLEDSOE AND
WIFE HERE ON BRIEF
VISIT; ENROUTE TO
GALVESTON, TEXAS

Mr.. and Mrs. S. n. Bledsoe arrived
here yesterday morning and will re-
main here until this afternoon visit
ing with relatives and friends. They
will leave in time to arrive in Calves
ton Monday morning. Mr.. Bledsoe
is on a trip out Of Chicago on com
pany business and expects 10 leave
Galveston on his return trip Tues.
day afternoon.
NJ. Bledsoe has charge Of the legal
department OF the Atchison, Topeka
and Santa Fe railroad and is also a
director In the company. This line
Of road Is the leader in business both
In Oklahoma and Texas, and is prob
ably the best managed railroad sys-
tenn in the United States Ardmore
shall always feel grateful to the sys-
TEN for the manner in which 1t took
care Of the losses in this city at the
time Of the explosion when Mr.. Rip
ley who was then president, without
consulting his directors, announced
that all damages resulting from the
explosion would be paid for and that
the people might organize a board 10
fix their own losses Such a thing Is
without precedent in railway opera
ton. Another evidence that the road
is well managed was found in the
fact that the company had $4,000 00l
In its treasury when war came ane
the railway was taken over BY th,
government FOR operation.
Mir. Bledsoc says that business hal
been hurt in the east moro uan u
the west. That depression is alway.
felt first IN that section of the coun
try and lasts longer. lic is ~ thO
opinion that the country viii shurtl.
begin 10 return 10 normal conditions
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20
Glass Funeral Saturday

Funeral services for Miss Lillian
Glass was conducted from the family
residence, Tenth avenue, and Harris
street. northwest, yesterday afternoon
by Rev. DR.. Davidson, of the Broad
way Baptist church. with interment in
Rose Hill cemetery.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20

Attorney Hugh A. Ledbettcr has
returned from business trip TO Ok
lahoma City.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20

As result Of the heavy snow which
settled on the canopy over the en-
trance TO the Simpson building, on
West Main street. some Of the glass
panels broke and are now being re-
paired
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20
ID. II. Nishett Imnroying

David T. Nisbe;t of 4O2 b street
northwest, is confined to his home
on account OF an injury TO one OF
his eyes which he received last week.
His condition is greatly improved.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20
ARDM0RE AMI SENlENT LOVERS
HAVE SOMETHING COMING

Stockholm. Feb. 1S.-After ten
years OF experimenting. the Swed-
ish engineer, Sven Bergieue, is re.
ported TO have produced u speak.
ing moving picture which recently
was exhibited before scientists and
other distinguished persons.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20

Good Old NIince Pie Like Mother
Made"
The reason a Stuart's Dyspepsia
Tablet is so beneficial is because
it is composed of things which
weakened digestive system lacks.
If all the stomach sufferers who
have been relieved OF their misery
by Stuarts' Dyspepsia Tablets could
be gathered together into one col
umn. they would make tremen-
dous and happy army. Join this
army now by getting a 60 cent box
from any druggist---Adv.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20
Eat Like
A Boy
Let Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets Assist
Your Stomach Whenever II needs
such Help. They Are Safe

If you really want your old-time
boy appetite to return to you once
more. form the practice of eating a
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet after each
meal. Results will astound you.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-20
NOTICE

Ihave the rear half of l20-ft. brick
building to rent for storage room
located on L. Broadway, phone 1879.
adv. le-
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-09-23
When Her Back Aches.
A Woman Finds All Her Energy
and Ambition Slipping Away

Edgerton women know how the aches
and pains that often come when the
kidneys fail make life a burden.
Backache, hip pains, headaches, dizzy
spells, distressing urinary troubles,
are frequent indications of weak kid
neys and should be checked in time.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for the kid
neys only. They attack kidney dis
ease by striking at the cause. Here's
proof of their merit in an Edgerton
woman's case:
Mrs. T. Anderson, 107 Lawton ST.,
Edgerton, says: 81 used Doan's Kid
ney Pills some time ago when suffering
from an attack of kidney trouble and
they cured me. My head ached quite
a bit and pains through my back and
kidneys interfered with my homework.
/ knew my kidneys were out of order
and began using Doan's Kidney Pills,
as they were so we'll recommended. 1t
didn't take them long to relieve the
trouble. Two boxes cured me entirely.
Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy---get
Doan's Kidney Pills---the same that
Mrs. Anderson had. Foster ilburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-09-23
WISCONSIN, NE VS.
STATED IN BRIEF
Geographic Chronicle of State
Happenings.
POSSE HUNTS BANK BANDIT
Officers From Corderay Seek Robber
Who Looted State Depository of ST.
200 and Escaped in Auto-TWo
Suspects Taken at Appleton.

Haywood, Sept. 21.-Sheriff Fred
Clark at the head of a posse Of deputy
sheriffs, and bank officials and citi-
zens of Corderay, are securing the
principal arteries Of travel, in this
section of the state in automobiles
in search for the two gun" bandit
who robbed the Corderay state bank
OF $4,000 shortly before one o'clock in
the morning. The bandit made his
escape in a high powered automobile
which he parked at the curb in front
of the bank while he perpetrated the
robbery. Prior to the robbery, the
bandit drove leisurely up to the bank
and parked his automobile. Inside,
he encountered Harold Erickson, the
cashier, who was alone in the place.
Whipping out two revOlvers, one in
each hand, the man ordered Erickson
into corner, the bank official said.
Quickly he vaulted counter and be-
gan scooping all the currency in
sight into a bag he carried. Once he
stopped long enough to warn Erickson
against trying to set Off burglar
alarm and promised that she wouldn't
get hurt if he behaved" After sack
ing the money, he walked out the front
door, rubbed elbows with several
pedestrians On the sidewalk, climbed
into his waiting automobile, and dis
appeared. The authorities at Appleton,
where the safe of the Northwestern
dpnOt was blown hpjiavn thav have
made good progress in the arrest Of
two suspects. The two suspects are
said to answer the description Of a
man seen lettering in the vicinity of
the railroad station prior to the time
the safe was cracked. About $1,70O
in currency was obtained in the rob-
berry.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-09-23
PUTS BAN ON FOOD DRAFTS"
SLAMS in U. S. TO Aid ReIa-
tives There.

Washington, Sept 20.-The soviet
authorities have refused to allow the
American relief administration to in
stall the system of flood drafts" used
in the other cases of European relief,
Secretary Hoover revealed.
BY this system, which was used with
success in Poland; Austria, Serbia and
other relief undertakings of Secretary
Hoovers organization, it was made
possible for persons residing in the
United States who had relatives in
the famine-stricken districts to pur-
chase drafts" on warehouse food
supplies abroad
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-09-23
FRENCH WELCOME PERsHING
Chief of staff Will Be Guest of the
Nation in Peace Mission
Suite.

Paris, Sept. 20.-The French gov
eminent has requested Gen. John J.
Pershing to be its guest while he is
in France Rooms have been reserved
for General Pershing in the Hotel Grill
ion-the suite used as headquarters by
the American peace commission. Mar
shall Franchet d'Esperey, who has
been designated by the government to
meetn General Pershing at Havre on
Wednesday next and welcome him,
left for Havre with his staff