The diamond drill., 1921-02-05

niuc VI the musnFOunH. AlItr eating
a bit OF one she grew so short her chin
struck her foot. Hastily eating some
OF the other she grew so tall her head
was among the tree tops. "Oh. dear.
shall never be my regular size
again !" she cried nIbbling from the
first piece and shrinking down to only
nine inches.
In despair she started to walk
through the wood and soon came TO
a little house about four feet high.
Without knocking Alice walked into
: the kitchen. The Duchess sat rock
Ing little pig In her lap the Cook
was sprinkling quantities OF pepper
into kettle of soup and a Cheshire
Cat on the hearth grinned from ear to
ear at her. All three sneezed Violent
! ly from time to time.
J please, go away--I don't like your
grin" said Alice to the Cat. "All
right" replied the Cat. and vanished.
beginning with the tail and ending
with the grin-but the grin remained
after the rest had disappeared. To
escape from this herrid grin Alice ran
out of the house and into the wood
closely pursued by the, grin Seeing
"A little door open leading into big
tree Alice slipped through and slam
med the door behind her. shutting
out the grin.
Turning about she at last found
herself I'm the beautiful garden. Stand
Ing about rose-tree near the en-
trance were three gardeners painting
the white roses red. "Why are you
doing that?" asked Alice. Because"
replied one. "the Queen does not fan
cy white roses" "Hush - said an
other; here comes the Queen now !"
Alice turned eagerly TO behold the
royal procession. There were soldiers
with clubs, courtlers bedecked with
diamonds and the royal children were
ornamented with hearts, while In and
out among them hoped the White
Rabbit Last OF all came the King
and Queen OF Hearts.
When the Queen came 10 Alice she
stopped and asked. my child do you
play croquet7" "Y-y-y-yes," stam-
mered Alice much confused. "Then
here IS your mallet," replied the
Queen handing Alice a live hamingo,
Then the game began and such
crazy game OF croquet Alice had never
seen.
The croquet balls were live hedge
hogs and the soldiers bent over TO
make the arches. Besides the ground
was full OF hummocks and ridges. All
played at once. When Alice would
get ready to hit her ball with the
fiamlngo's head, either the hedgehog
would walk Off. or the soldier making
the arch would stand up TO rest his
back.
''How do you like the gamer asked
voice. Looking up Alice beheld the
grin of the Cheshire Cat. Before she
could answer the Cats head appeared,
but no more Of It. II don't like II az
ALL" replied Alice dropping her mallet
which at once few or. The Cat turn
ed TO look at the King. who did not
like being grinned at and complained
10 the Queen, who ordered the Cat be-
headed on the spot.
THAT Is all very we'll" said the
King. but l should like TO know how
II is possible to behead a cat which
has no body7" While they were argu-
Ing the Cheshire Cat vanished, head.
grin and all.
Alice went TO look for her fiamlngo,
but could not find it When she re-
turned all the players had gone TO the
Palace. Alice followed and entering
found a trial in progress. The King
and Queen sat on their throne hear
ing the evidence. The Knave of
Hearts was being tried for stealing
some tarts the Queen had made. Sew
eral witnesses testified. but they talk
cd OF everything else except the sto-
len tarts.
-what silly trial !" thought Alice.
nibblIng absent-mindedly nc piece
OF mushroom she had left. Almost
before she knew Il she grew SO tall
her head bumped against the ceiling.
"Call the next wltnessl" command
ed the King. "ALICEl" cried the
thing about the stolen tarts." protested
Alice. That's very important" re-
marked the King. "It's against the
rules for witness over a mile high
10 testify" said the Queen. Leave
this court at oncel" ordered the King
addressing Alice. "In that case" said
the King. "let the jury consider the
verdict" Sentence first and verdict
afterward." objected the Queen. "How
absurd TO have sentence before a
verdict" said Alice scornfully.
ION with that girls head !" shouted
the Queen pointing at Alice. "will
you please stoop down so | can carry
cut the Queens ordersf" asked the
Royal ExecutIoner politely. mo.
WON'T" cried Alice; you are all moth
ing but a naughty pack OF cards any
how and am not afraid OF your
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