The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-12-22

London opinion.
EVERYBODY LIKES good ham and
bacon, so why not include the Ban
quet Brand on your Christmas shop
ping list. Nothing tastes much bet
ter this cold and frosty weather than
golden brown bacon with the break
fast waffles or flapjacks; and pip
ing hot platter of ham and eggs isn't
SO dusty. No meat is more appetiz-
ing than baked Banquet Ham, served
either hot or cold.
only two more days until Christ
mas. Think over your list and see if
there isn't someone, perhaps a mar
ried son or daughter who would be
tremendously pleased with a gift of
Banquet Ham or a slab of Banquet
Bacon. Sometimes we can economize
in the daily marketing, but when it
comes to ham and bacon-you will
only be satisfied with the best-and
that is equivalent to the Banquet
Brand.
Tracing Gossip.
Mrs. Aim certainly glad to make
your acquaintance
Mrs. 1--we heard so much about
you!
ooh! So you're the one who enticed
my servant girl away from me last
fall!''-Boston Globe.
THIS IS the time Of the year when
'the family wash" becomes a real
freezing weather with the air loaded
with coal smoke and SCOT isn't con-
ducive to nice white linen and salts
factory home laundry arrangements.
You can eliminate all of these iaun-
dry difficulties by send the family
bundle to the Topeka Laundry, where
no disfiguring laundry marks are
used, and where each bundle rs .laun-
dered separately. 1t is a great salts
faction to know that your clothes are
not thrown in with Just any old body
elses."
Clothes and linens done at the To-
peka Laundry will be handled just as
! carefully, both in washing and ironing,
as if they were being done at home. \
Perfectly Respectable Citizen am
taking my boy to the South Kensing-
ton Museum,
Perfect Ass-Great Scott! Is that
so? What is there peculiar about
him London Mail
ALTHO THERE are only two more
shopping days until Christmas, it is
not too late to have pictures framed
at the Sullivan Art Store. A framed
photograph or beautiful print is an
ideal Christmas gift. OF course you'll
almost have to furnish your own
ly pictures and artistic frames. you
will find them at the Sullivan Art
Store
There is a very interesting assort-
ment of framed pictures, attractive
mirrors, decorative candlesticks and
book-ends and beautiful photograph
frames, any of which will be wonder
full Christmas gifts.
It is not too late to send Christmas
| Greeting cards. You will find a very
good assortment of them at the Sui
| livan Art Store.
The Pathological Conclusion.
("His tonsils ached as he kissed her"
From story by Fannie Hurst in
| The CosmOpolitan.)
| Whenever 1 kiss you, my dear Mirabella,
| My ills and Affections begin;
A dull sort of ache Overwhelms my patella,
And ehilblains set in.
I feel that shortly shall find myself
| Che use of one lachrymal' gland.
] Afaizzy sensation, suffuseS my sinus
Ny adnoids. disband.
My lambda, my claviele, thOrax and
Become much too sluggish for use:
Ny punctum, trapezius deltoid and larynx
All hurt like the deuce.
And tho I'm the first one to frown on the
| practice
OF carping, I'm forced to explain
That-leaving all joking aside, dear-the
You give me a pafn.-R. Z. Sherwood in
Life.