Arizona republican., 1921-02-14
THE ONCE OVER
A WEEK WITH PREsIDENT.ElEcr
 HARDING IN FLORIDA

HAHOtNG IN FLORIDA
 MONDAY Boards Freylinghuyscn houseboat Wonders if the darn thing rolls at Chats with Senator f-relinrhuysen on the wonderful view and the wealth CT outlook
 Kills a mosquito on neck and won aers n ne should have brought cit Wonders when the @eats" will be served
 Spots squadron of moving picture mem rowing out from shore. Becomes very depressed.
 Fgures he has been photographed e1es tlmes in 3764 poses since election. Wonders what pose they will suggest tnAs time. Hopes he won't be asked te pous in one-piece bathing suit Decides to hurry inside and put on white flannel trousers. silk shirt and atraW hat.
 Finds flannel pants badly wrinkled through long stay in trunk. Damns moving picture men, anyhow. Returns to deck as movie men swaxm aboard.
 Poses standing.
 Poses sitting.
 Poses lying down.
 Poees standing on left ear. Poses standing on right ear. Poses trying to put left leg around neck
 Ditto with right leg (same neck). Poses with Frelinghuysen. Poses without Frelinghuysen. ColIspses from movie exhaustion. To revived late fin the afternoon and ss1ddsnIy recalls he forgot to send Mrs. Harding a souvenir postcard. 1unhag ashore and selects postcard shcw1ng the main street as it looked ia 1887.
 sends card to Mrs. Harding. Wonders if the wife has started on New York shopping trip and hopes she won't epepd lot of money. Is recognized and chased by 200 politicians seeking jobs.
 Eludes mob by Jumping off pier and swimming to houseboat.
 Has conference with newspaper cor rsepcudents.
 Calls 1t day. Wonders why he did not stick to editing a newspaper. Plays pinochie with Senator Fre-
 TUESDAY
 Awakes in cold sweat after dream ing that he tried to find the front porch of houseboat in nightmare and waxked off into the water. drowning miserAbiy.
 Wishes he had stopped at a hotel. Decides he must make Frelinghuy- ssn think he enjoys boat. Admits sen afor was a good scout to invite him Decides he must thank him cordially 0efs morning newspaper and reads boa1Itne: "Owner of Frclinghuyser heusehoat. answering suit, declares beae unseswcrfhy."
 Wonders what will be served fol breakfast.
 Goes on deck. meets senator. who sska Well. how did you sleep last nightg"
 Les like the deuce and declares Worries over postcard sent Mrs Harding and decides he must send an eth~ in case the first one gets lost ir the malls.
 Hopsa Mrs. Harding won't spend toe much on that shopping trip.
 censults his little red book and find. he has . conference with best minds et noon-
 wishss best minds' were not SC daxn Door.
 Leans against engine room and get, greooo on white flannels. Days aimos totally ruined. Wishes best minds didn't have to be received in .'bes pants"
 Borrows a new set of flannels iron the senator. Reads papers closely t, set line on what best minds' ma. talk about.
 "Best minds' arrive.
 Is smassd how goIdurn silly "bes mind" can look.
 Movie picture operator follows .bes minds."
 peses in forty-two poses with "bes minds-"
 Talks with best minds" Wishes h vae out fishing instead.
 Souters with newspaper men.
 Takes . nap.
 Addresses the Miami Society fc ehc Protection of Destitute Tarpo Catchers.
 Suffcrs an attack of indigestion. Looks over the department store ad m q New York paper before goin 10 bed.
 Decides Mrs. Hardirgs shoppin trip will bankrupt him.
 WEDNESDAY,
 Passed another bad night.
 Wishes boat would spring a leak ( se attached or something so he cou