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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31
The PnSsimg-S hOz0

WHY IS II that 4 pest
ALWAYS wants to talk longer
WHEN YOU are in a hurry?
THE reason why n young married
woman
ACTS SO perky to her husband
Is because she believes that if she
calls
Up the judge he viii send her
A DIVORCE and alimouy by the
next mail
PERHAPS none Of the social ameni-
ties
REQUIRES more earnest effort
THAN trying to he enthusiastic
OVER a new son-in-law.
WHEN a man pays a plumbing bill
he
REALIZES he overlooked a good
guess when
He decided on his nte's work.
MAN will call himself a
DAMPHOOL q dozen times a day but
IF any other man agrees that he Is
HE wants to fight right away.
ONE by one tbs sources OF quiet hap
piness
FADE out Of our life and now
THAT experts say fat women
,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31
DEMOCRATIC

II there IS truth in the early d%ispatchse concern
ing the navy balloonists who landed at Moose Factory,
Canada. the showing is far from q creditable one for
the Navy department.. The men we're only one day
in the air and four days On foot after landing near
Moose Factory. Yet they are reported as compelled
70 eat their carrier pigeons and one of them was bare
loot and the other in rags when they were found. In
these days OF concentrated and preserved foods, and
substantial clothing and footwear there could be no
possible excuse for sending the men out with provisions
End supplies that would leave them in such condition
at the end Of Ave days. There will be some explaining
10 be done either by the Navy Department or by the
persons who have been describing the condition in
which the men were found. Where does the Navy get
ne shoes that wear OF a mans feet in less than four
uays, with snow as the chief surface on which the walk
ing is done?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

t. save employers the expense Of wasted industrial train
ing. Efficiency at the expense of the individual, at the
expense Of the variable human factor in even the in
dustrial life OF a people. is ultimately a loss to the
system that institutes 1t. However. the very attitude
that the institution OF the test system indicates and
stands for Is probably an insurance against the systems
misuse. This attitude is primarily human and sec
ondarily scientific.
This psychological test is forthcoming az a substi-
tute for the old sacred notion that what God Wills is
somehow going to make itself known. It is the at
tempt Of the new philosophy to take hold OF things.
il is the beginning OF mans effort to decide things for
himself with the intelligence God has given him,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31
HOW MUCH
Do YOU KNOW?

j.. What IS the largest city in Africa
over?
3. What was gained by the battle of
Actium?
4. Al what distance can a periscope
on a submarine be detected
>. How high is Gatum lake above the
sea level:
s. Why IS st necessary to keep quiet
vhiio hshine7
:. When was bowling introduced in
America
s. How much silver is there IN Ster-
ling ware?
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

duces. a sample is taken Of tile mix
81 each COW. The same process is re
peated the next morning. after which
the testsr figures out just what each
COW Is doing. He does this with each
herd once q month. It has been found
by carefully conducted tests that this
is a very accurate way OF determining
just what each COW is doing. The
tester Is paid $500 per year. In add
ton TO this there is a small fee Of p
few dollars for glass ware. testing
oathts, etc. making a total cost an
proximately $4,000 per year.
a number OF farmers in Ross and
winhcld townships have signifed =
desire 20 start an association and tais
matter viii be taken up next week
when Mr.. Canaan sturny to the count;
v. 4. PLACE.
County Agent
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31
DTvvY FOR THREE MUSKETEERs

The Nobel peace prize carries with it a medal, a
diploma and $4,000 in cash. President Wilson ought
70 whack up with his friends. Give Newt. Baker the
diploma for refusing TO have cur army ready for the
war. and Daniels ought 10 get the medal for reducing
the navy to its lowest terms on the eve of our declara-
ton OF war with Germany. AS pacifst secretaries they
ought to be remembered.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

TO the Common OF n~eighbor's cat
BUT it ought to bring more than
that
SINCE it would require about sSs
WORTH Of energy to catch one.
IT'S funny but a man can
GET dirtier cleaning a pipe tnan
4 WOMAN can backing the stove.
WHEN We remember that an
oLD-FAsHIoNED boys reward for
being good
WAS TO be given a penny and told
THAT he must save it
WE wonder Why aIl Of our fathers
DIDN'T wind up in the pen.
ANOTHER great waste Of time in
this
OLD vale Of toolishness
Is involved In the rather common
habit
or waiting TO make VI your differ
ences
UNTIL you decide who
OWES the apology.
WELL it is hoped that tho girls and
che
GOLoSHEs mora useful than the
things
ornamental.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

The landlord and the tradesmen take a lot Of po-
etry out of the life of the young married couple.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

?. How We're the first motorcycles
driven?
To- Why do we count in tens
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

Almost any man is able TO tell when he has had
too much, but the part of wisdom is to know when he
has had enough.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

About the only time a man would be willing to
show appreciation of defective vision is when he is able
to see his finish.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

The days of rsil-splitting have passed, but there
are still a few odd jobs that help to make character
and muscle.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

The next postmaster general will not have to work
hard to beat his predecessors record, but he may have
to work hard 20 make the service what it should be.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

Many a husband is better off for placing his peck
and his opinions in the custody CT his wife.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

Alcoholism is said to be q disease. but it looks as
II IT would take something more than hair tcnic to
cure it.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

After March 4 the outlook of the Democrats wi
he more IN the nature of q look-in.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

The Missouri editor who suggests a Mine Your
Own Business Week" pays a compliment to his readers
II he thinks they could do 1t for an entire week.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31
THE BANKRUPTCY OF NATIONS

The aftermath OF the world war finds nearly all
the nations of Europe in a deplorable condition, fnan-
ctally and morally. The expenditure Of men aud OF
money has almost ruined the nations of continental Eu-
rope. and economic disaster is well-nigh complete.
France is making a brave effort TO meet her obli-
cations in the payment OF interest. but the debt is so
great that it is doubtful If an indefinite moratorium. or
suspension Of payments on the national debt. can be
avoided. The German government declares that the
nation is bankrupt.
Great Britain, with her vast resources. finds her
self financially handicapped by the s~hrinkage in the
value Of the pound sterling. and the people are taxed
practically TO the limit. Italy IS hanging on more
with hope than with confidence that financial disaster
may be averted.
Not only did the nations OF Europe contract i'm
mense debts TO carry en- the war, but great amounts
of currency. without the backing of gold. were issued
to meet domestic obligations. This currency has de-
preciated so much that the people themselves have little
confidence in it, and 1t is practically worthless In tran
sactions with other nations.
Production and markets constitute the saliva ION
OF Europe. Cheap currency must be retired from cir
culation by the millions. and the peoples must show
by their productive industry that their credit is worthy
cf confidence.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31
Bishop William I. Naming.

The Rev. DR.. William T. Manning
has been elected bishop of New
York to succeed I : ate Bishop
Rurch. He was named at 4 sps~
cisl convention of the Protestant
Episcopal diocese in lIew York re
Gently. He is ths tsntA bishop Of
New York
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

It costs s75 to ride in an airplane from Key West
TO HavaDa-and It depends on what you think of your
thirst whether 1t is worth It.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

Most persons admit that the world is round. but a
lot of them deny that 1t treats them square.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

The man who has a sheaf OF wildcat stocks which
he received for his Liberty Bonds will not get much
satisfaction out of the governments interest-paying
period.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

The person who starts out TO borrow money "a
lucky if be can get the money without borrowing a lot
OF trouble with it.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31
B Partially Identified.

Slosn-"Did you ever rec a fellow
down there with one leg named San
derx7' Doan (pondering)-'What was
the name OF his other leg?"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

The Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock 500 years
ago. and their posterity has been hunting the rocks ey-
er since.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-31

County Agent
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-10-21
Dyed Her Wrap,
Skirt, Sweater,
and DraperieS

Every Diamond Dyes" package tells
how to dye or tint any worn, faded gar
ment or drapery a new rich color that
will not streak, spot, fade or run. Per
feet home dyeing is guaranteed with
Diamond Dyes even If you have never
dyed before. Just tell your druggist
whether the material you wish to dye
is wool or silk, or whether 1t is linen,
cotton, or mixed goods. For fifty one
years millions of women have been using
Diamond Dyes" to add years OF wear to
their old. shabby waists, skirts, dresses,
coats, sweaters, stockings, draperies,
hangings, ing-Advertisement
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-10-21

Kappa Alpha Theta. Mr.. Sinex attended
Southwestern University at Georgetown,
Texas.
f. E. Gates, Frank Cartwright and L.
II. Habig are among the Indianapolis peO-
pl5 who have gone to Atlantic City to
attend the convention of the National
Hardware Association and the American
Hardware Manufacturers Association in
Atlantic City.
The League Of Women Voters of Indi-
annapolis will entertain the women who
obtained the most members in the mem
bershi pdrive Of the league with a tea at
3 o'clock tomorrow afternoon at the Her
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-10-21

roL Art Institute Those who Will be
homer guests are as follows: Mrs. Fred
erick Ernst, team captain; Mrs Horace
Eddy, Miss Ola Endley, Mrs. Sarah NJ.
Elliott, Mrs. c. Il. EITHER, Mrs. Herbert
Eckhouse, Mrs. Robert NJ. Elliott, Mrs.
Henrietta Ellinwood Mrs Arthur FL
bridge, Mrs. Meyer Efroymson, Mrs. E.
E. Eshback, Mrs. J. #. Engelke, Mrs
William E. EIvin, Mrs. F. e. Ellis, Mrs
Arthur. H EStabrOok, Mrs Bertha j
Gilbert, Mrs Charles A. Edwards, Mrs
W Fl. Erich, Miss Lucy Elliott, Mrs. o.
B. Ent. Mrs. William Everly, Mrs. Ruth
Ann Eyerman, Mrs. Olive Edwards.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-10-21
Bungalow Aprons
77c

Nicely made of standard
percales, light and dark col
ors; a variety Of styles; bar
gains.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-10-21
New Petticoats
s1's8

Silk jersey; just II of them
at this low price; two-tone eff
fects; come early.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-10-21
Boys and Girls
Underwear
69c

Under vests that are slight
ly fieeced; good for now and
later. Sizes 2 to II years.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-10-21

There will be benefit card party Sat
urday evening at the Circle Club house.
1903 English avenue. with Mrs. George
Miller. Mrs. Leslie Burris and Mrs. Walter
Martin as hOstesses.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-10-21
MEETINGS.

st. Johns Court of Foresters will give
a card party at the community house
in Georgia street, at 8 o'clock Tuesday
evening.
Golden Rule Lodge No. l, 1. o. S. s.,
will give dance Saturday evening at
Shepherds hall, Alabama and East Wash
ingtOn streets.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-10-21

Miss Mary Davidson Of Cleveland, who
has been the house guest Of Miss Marie
Tudor, 1854 North Illinois street, returned
today to her homo.
The New York herald., 1921-08-14

Special Cable TO THE NEW YORK HERALD.
Copyright, 1921, by THE New York HERALD
New York Herald Bureau.
Paris. Aug. IS.
Although French resorts have refused
to heed Rome's Injunction against one
piece bathing suits for women. Spain has
again shown her fidelity 70 the Church
by prohibiting sensational garb such as
was displayed last season at San Sebas-
tian. Hereafter San Sebastian promises
to be moral enough to satisfy the qualms
of even the Benedictlne monks. who have
long favored Spanish places.
Not only will the fair sex be expected
70 wear full length hosiery. but the gar
ments must be cut loose and must reach
to the end OF the knee. Sensation al
colors. II Is said. are to be taboo at bet
ter class resorts, and II is even reported
that the casino frequenters are worried
by the decree which would force those
inclined to appear in decollete TO hide
their shapely shoulders beneath costly
Spanish lace mantillas
The French are merely laughing at the
Spanish ukase, declaring that II the
women can't show their charms on the
Spanish coast they will find more hospi-
IA BILE pebbles elsewhere. The more
humorous journals are even unkindly
suggesting that the attractions Of Span
ish women are confined to their eyes.
teeth and hair, while the beauty Of the
French women is so general that II r1ust
not be hidden under a bushel-of bath
ing costumes
The New York herald., 1921-08-14
HEROIC PETS DEAD,
COUNTESS MOURNS
Dog That Saved Policeman
and Cat Of No Mans Land
Succumb.

spectol Cable to THE NEW YoRK HERALD.
Copyright. 1921, by THE NEW YoRK HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau.
Paris. Aug. 13.
The Countess Yurevich, who for the
last five years has conducted home for
cats and dogs which have merited spe-
cial attention because OF peculiar
habits, Is In deep mourning. Two of her
favorites, Moses and Diamond. after
tapping milk at franc a quart from
the funds provided by animal lovers. sue
cumbed to the heat on the same day
last week
Moses was only a dog of the yellow
est breed, but with Moses yellow spelled
heroism. His history began to be writ
ten when Moses fell into the Seine and
was rescued by a policeman, whom he
Immediately adopted. The first night
Moses found a chance to repay his bene-
factor, for when the policeman was at
tackled by three armed burglars II was
the teeth of Moses swapping just below
their knees that put the criminals to
rout
Diamond was feline heroine and a
boon companion of Moses in their ram
bles about the Countesss estate at
Neullly. AS the mascot of a French
division. Diamond insisted on exploring
No Mans Land, often dropping into
shell holes and trenches without paying
attention whether they were inhabited
by Frenchmen or Germans. After each
nights expedition Diamond invariably
returned however. dragging back the re-
mains of q midnight supper.
So interested were the poilus in their
pet that they devised a method to insure
her return. They merely tied a package
OF cigarettes to her collar with the re
quest that the Germans send her back
for more before morning. When the war
ended the poilus took up a collection .
pay for Diamonds entry into the fas.-
ionable Neuilly establishment. where she
was frequently visited by her former
regimental friends.
The New York herald., 1921-08-14
BORDEAUX EXPANDING
AMERICAN DOCK PLANS
Shippers Realize IncentiUe
GiDcn by u. S. Army.

Special Gable to THE NEyg York HERALD.
Copyright, 1891, bv THE New YonK HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau.
Paris, Aug. IL.
Bordeaux shippers are beginning to
realize that the American armv brought
something more than Y. M. G. A. activ-
tiles to that port. For more than two
years motor trucks and side cars made
life disagreeable along the dusty roads.
but once the war was finished the men
clad in olive drab began to complete
their constructive work en- the outer
docks with the result that Bordeaux now
has four of the finest unloading basins
sens. Bordeaux business suburb. where
the Americans built 5000 yards of docks
and installed seventy OF the latest type
of American cranes, mostly electrically
controlled. These, added TO the unload
ing equipment of fifty-five cranes across
the river at Queries. give Bordeaux a
bigger daily capacity. especially for grain
shipments. for which this port is being
reserved seven months yearly, than
either Marseilles or Havre.
But Bordeaux's chamber OF commerce
intends to carry on the American plan
and Is purchasing $4,000 square yards
Of land adjoining the Bessen wharves.
where meat storage plants equipped
with ammonia refrigeration systems al
ready are under construc Ion. Special
wharves for heavy oils as well as elab-
crate landing arrangements for passenger
boats also are under consideration, the
Bordeaux boosters evidently intending
TO make their port second 70 Liverpool
with direct connections with tho United
States which viii rival those at Cher
bourg and Southampton.
The New York herald., 1921-08-14
AMERICANS CAPTURE
FAMOUS PARIS CAFE
The Rotonde, Once Resort Of
French Artists, in Their
Hands.
Special Cable to THE NEW YORK HERALD.
Gontn-inhk fapf hl TILE NEW YORK HERALD

Special Cable to THE NEW YORK HERALD.
Copyright, 1891, by THE New York HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau.
Paris, Aug. 13.
Just as the early Dutch settlers sue
ceeded in driving the whiskey loving
red men from their Manhattan Island
wigwams. the artistic element of the
American colony here, fianked by host
Of idlers, have succeeded in capturing a
corner in what formerly was one OF
the gayest sections of the Paris Latin
Quarter. Before the war the outer
zone Of this section was marked by the
cafes De la Rotonde and Du Dome,
which are only stones throw from the
Care Montparnasse-
Frequenters of the district originally
came from the 'Boul' Niche" and ad-
jacent streets and then the student life
of the Sorbonne found interest there.
but this interest was confined chiefly to
artists and sculptors. Then the fame
of the place spread, with the result that
when American artists found the quar-
ter. they decided that nothing was bet
ter than the Rotonde. In a little while
hundreds of Americans. all of them
thirsty and some with money to pay
for drinks, began going there every
night. They continue this and gather
there at small tables, trying meanwhile
to get some inspiration. much of which
was found In the place by the artists of
the last century.
Occasionally a long haired, impecu-
nious wood etcher and students from the
Danish art colony come around, but a
visitor to the quarter looking for the
real Latin Quarter of Paris described by
the romanticists meets with only dis
NORTHUMBERLAND request for small
loan until the next steamship arrives
from New York.
1t is not even a good imitation OF
Greenwich Village in New York, for II
lacks evidence of any serious interest
in art probably because the French have
decided It Is impossible to produce a
masterpiece while American "twang'
dlsturbs their mental reflections.
AS a result of the American invasion
Of this quarter French artists are taking
their models, easels and brushes else
where, and now they are to be found In
the low but airy garrets behind Mont
martre's Church Of the Sacred Heart
At the same time their cafes and res
taurants are barred against foreign In
fIuences such as the one time residents
of Greenwich Village would inject into
the art life of the worlds art capital
The New York herald., 1921-08-14
LOW CUT BLOUSES
ANGER MAGISTRATE
TOttenham Court Warns WOm-
en- to Dress Respectfully
in His Jurisdiction.
Special Cable to THE New York HERALD.
Copyright, 1921, By THE New York HERALD.

Special Cable to THE New York HERALD.
Copyright, 1921, By THE New York HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau,
London, Aug. 13.
Major J. 3. Malone. NJ. p, magistrate
for Tottenham. objects to blouses' cut too
low and skirts cut too high and has
issued a warning to women coming to
his court in the future thus showing
their nakedness." He declares he will
refuse to hear them.
Major Malone's resentment was indig-
nantly expressed when a stylishly
dressed woman appeared in his court re-
Gently wearing an extremely low cut
blouse.
TT is pity that women cannot dress
respectfully" he said. looking at her
sternly. II like to see women dressed
properly--not with their chests exposed" !"
When asked where he would draw
the line. Major Malone declared he could
not draw line: that society must de-
pend on decency in women first and
after that decency in men.
This sort of thing is growing worse"
he continued, land in the future will
not hear a woman who comes into my
court improperly dressed"
He declared that such women look
ridiculous to most men. but added:
Think of a young man up here from
the country and the effect tnese low
blouses would have on his morals. A
law ought to be passed to regulate
women's DRESS
Asked what he thought should be the
length of a. woman's skirt. he said. "A
long way below the knee" adding:
Short skirts undoubtedly are more
healthful and convenient. but respect
able woman knows enough not to go
too far. The more leg you see the less
responsibility you can expect"
The New York herald., 1921-08-14
MARY GARDEN BASkS
ON RIVIERA BEACHES
Getting Ready to Take Up
Strenuous Opera Duties.

Special Cable to THE NEW York HERALD.
Copyright, 1891. by THE NEW YonK HrxaLD.
New York Herald Bureau,
Paris, Aug. 13.
The Riviera. despite the hot breezes
from across the Mediterranean, is an
ideal summer resort, guaranteed to bring
back health to faded people. Miss Mary
Garden says so, and she ought TO know.
Miss Garden has decided to remain at
Monte Carlo until she returns to the
unitas States In OctosAs With the ex-
ceptio~a ot an occassotai automobile trip
&c Ala l,s-Bains. tho fJA1cago Opera di-
rector passes Ser time basking In the
sun or bathizS.
THE climate agrees with me and I
am feeling fine." she told n correspond
ent for THE NEW YORK HERALD. Sep
tenber is the only month the water here
is Just right for bathing.
"All my fatigue OF last season has dis
appeared. and ! Will return to Chicago
ready for hard work"
Miss Garden has been the guest OF
Baroness Henry Rothschild and Mr.. and
Mrs. Samuel Goldenburg.
The New York herald., 1921-08-14
SIR GEORGE BUCHANAN
ANXIOUS TO RETIRE
ENJOY to Quirinai Adds NeSD
LCureis to Career.

Special Gable 70 THE NEw YORK HERALD.
Copyright. 1891. ~ THE NEW YonK HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau,
London, Aug. IL.
II IL reported here that Sir George
Buchanan. British Ambassador 10 the
Quirlnal, "a anxious to retire. His
health has suffered some. though his
diplomatic career has gained new iaurcis
20 those already won at Petrosrad dur
ing the war. whore he stcered British
interests sltilfully through the Kerensky
rebellion and later waited weary weeks
with Ambassador Francis Ak Vologda.
sir George IS credited with having
written the best English translation Of
Goethe's Faust" but he never could
learn Russian. sir Louis Mallet Is
scheduled 70 take his place