The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1921-09-01

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! Half the world doesn't know no
: the other half gets an auto.
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A small boys idea Of Masking 1t
: more even contest is to eat onions be
fore going to the dentists.
The one who can solve the distress
| Ing bathing suit problem is cominI
down the road, and will arrive her
before long. His name is Jack Frost
The apparent resentment agains
rolled stockings might not fast long
among the photographers If they hac
to harness their sox up to corset,
The girl who has to resort to an
ankle watch in order to attract at
tention to her ankle must have rather
embarrassing -but go on; finish it
yourself.
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A certain lady made soup out Of
soap, and after dinner her husband
entertained the baby for . couple of
hours by lying on the floor and blow
ing soap bubbles.
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A barber, proposing to q comedy
widow, clinched his argument by de-
claring that after be had worked hard
all day he "longs to go home to face
that doesn't need something done to
it."
"Your honor" said the prosecuting
attorney, "your bull pup has gone and
chewed up the court Bible" "Well,"
grumbled the court, make the witness
kiss the pup; we can't adjourn court
to get new Bible
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A dressmaker says she is going to
adopt the apple as her trademark
cause why? Cause if it hadn't been
FOR the we'll known apple in certain
garden what chance would dress
maker have of being in business to-
lay?
Some time back, an old fellow was
elling fish he had caught in the riv-
r and the sloughs to the housewives
n town. One day he took his wares
o woman in the eastern part of
own. The woman of the house ex-
mined them and they did not seem
0 be real fresh "Uncle,' she said,
$ she inspected the basket of fish,
these do not seem to be good They
ont smell fresh" "Lawdy, missus,"
eplied the old man, smiling, that
int the fish you smell; it's me-"
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George you may bring me two
lied eggs, some ham, pot of coffee l
nd some rolls said the man to the
alter. "Yes, SIR His companion J
i'd; "You may bring me the same. a
o. just eliminate the eggs" eyes,
r." In moment the waiter return I
!. Excuse me, sir, but what did a
u say about them eggs?" 81 mere n
told you to eliminate them" eyes, $
r." And he hurried away to the :
tchen. In two minutes he came u
Ick once more, leaned confdentially n
I'd penitently over the table and u
id. I'VE had bad accident this e
orning, sir, an the liminator got U
sted off, right at the handle. Will W
u take them fried, same as this "
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Twenty-Five years ago the Demo- n,
attic governor of New Mexico APP al
inted a dashing Kentucky gentle W
an attorney general Of the state "
d instructed him TO clean up the kt
tlawry then prevalent. The ap- gs
intee was Democrat and had serv- Ii
in the legislature as such. He had tn
en- born during the Civil War, his A
.her having gone away and fought II
ir years without so much as Wis it
to his wife and baby. Down in er
xas the son married the daughter so
a Confederate soldier The sons sp
me was Albert B, Fall and today he OF
the secretary of the interior in the 70
riding cabinet, avowedly partisan ST
publican as it is, Mr.. Fall is te
publican has been for twenty on
Irs. All of which goes to show that to-
itical faith is not like the leopard's ha
its. do
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No more popular figure exists in re
old Royal Theatre, Dublin. than fol
W, the conductor. Levy had very tn,
ge family and a story is told that da
en- conducting the overture to an tn,