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The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29
BITS OF BY-PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
Then 1t Happened!

"I was just wondering?" unused the Cheerful Idiot.
 Wondering what?" demanded the Wise Guy.
 Why, if you wanted a site for a blind asylum, would you consult an architect or an oculist?" replied the Cheerful Idiot.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29

Congressional authorities agree that Charles G Dawes of Chicago is the author of the Government 7rlnters best seller The supy of copies of his e6timony before the House War Investigating Com alttee has long been exhausted. yet demands still pour in by every maiI.-(New York World
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29
The Limit

That fellow is a grouchy, pessi- mistic cuss, isn't hep said Smith.
 He sure is," agreed Jones. Why, that bird would look for splinters in a club sandwich.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29

Washington was that the Architect of the Treasury Department preparing the plans etc. However, the refusal of unanimous consent for the Cordova public buildings bil which in similar con- dtion, blasted hope of By that time the end the 66th Congress that it was regarded Is useless to proceed
 It is a mistake assume that the S175,00O ot the original appropriation is available for immediate use, for it is not The legislation making the appro- priaon is law, but it would require action by Con- to make it. any part of it, immediately avail able The appropriation is in the same condition the appropriation for the Alaska Railroad. The expenditure authorized, but each Congress lad to make available the money needed for the years work by separate action
 There has been time when the people Of Juneau, the Juneau Commercial Association, the present commercial organization of the city, have lost sight of the matter They have kept in touch with 1T all the time. All the business people of Juneau, including those who leasing offices the Govern ment in favor of both, the additional appro- priaton and the plan to build a unit of a proposed building programs. The situation is not one, how ever demanding campaign. The campaigning has been done There is to doubt that Dele gate Sutherland will be on the job to follow it up.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29

It Is fair bet that Billy Sunday saves Cincinnati before Overseer Noliva brings about the regeneration pf New lork.-(Toedo Blade)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29

Is That So!
 (Warren, Ohio, Tribune) Luke McLuke dreamed the other night that the Eighteenth Amend ment had been repealed. But he woke up and had a grouch on all day.
 Whats the Fare to Garrett? The MooreCasebeer Company is doing business in Garrett, Indiana.
 Help!
 We hate to keep any one out of the Club. But whaddy we gonna do with Ever Medlin, of Clio, s. C.?
 Ho, Hum! A Parkersburg, w. Va, man, after examination by specialist, heard the following:
 If you want to live you must re- frain from drinking, quit using to- bacco, avoid dancing and other ex- citement, stay away from the thea ter and go to bed before 10 o'clock every night"
 We'll replied the man, "if I do that what in L will I have to live for?'
 Isn't This Lovely Weather! We found this For Sale ad in a Cincinnati newspaper last Sunday: Roadster will not last long.
 Names Is Names Forest Grove Stump lives in Akron, Ohio.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29

The duty of the hour for citizens of Juneau is to register they might vote Tuesday. The registration books close Saturday afternoon o'clock They will be open also Tuesday, Thursday and Friday evenings from 7:3O 9 o'clock.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29
Notice

The Secretary of the Names Is Names Club has paired Christian Girl, of Cleveland, Ohio, with Chris tian Euth, of Lakeland, Ky.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29
Huh

The Hobo had asked the hard faced woman for something to eat
 "Yes,' she replied I'll fix you some supper if you'll stay and split some wood, sweep off the walk, fix yard and burn that rubbish piled up at the cellar door,"
 Lady" said the Hobo, as he started away, "I'm only a hobo, ain't your husband"
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29
Fair Warnjnu!

George Pistol has been elected Chief of Police of Cookevlle, Tenn. And he'll carry one all the time now.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29

A Soviet appropriation may be requested in order 10 enable Martens to come back and find out whether he really deported or not Washington Star
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29

We should think MT GutzOn Borglum would not be bothered very much by having buy presents for babies named after him Columbus Dispatch)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29
Firms Is Firms

The Pigg Meat Market A. Pigg, Proprietor,
 Bowie, Texas.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-29

Whats the Fare to Garrett?
 The MooreCasebeer Company is loing business in Garrett, Indiana.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Post Road Matter
To Be Discussed

Oregon City, April 21.-To de-
eide on the proposition of the
Wilsonville- Portland post road,
meeting of officials from Clack-
amas, Yamhill and Multnomah
counties, supplemented by inter
ested citizens from the districts
affected, will be held at the COM
mercial club in conjunction with
the Live Wire luncheon. A dele
cation from WilsonVille will be
present to urge the change TO a
most road for the route, and they
will be backed by the Wires VINO
have endorsed the plan.
It is understood that il the VIII
sonville people are granted the
right to make a post road they
will withdraw their objection tc
the hard surface bond issue II
the county. Otherwise a specla
election will probably be callec
to allow the diversion Of the DonC
issue money from strictly marc
surface to macadam or grave
roads.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Institute Preferred
To Summer School;
Oregon City Teachers

Oregon City, April 21.--As it
has been customary during the
past few years to hold a three
weeks summer school in Oregon
City when teachers of various
sections of the county attend, a
vote was canvassed as to whether
the summer school would be con-
tinued or to go back to the for
mer three days institute, to be
held in the fall, after the com
mencement of school. The county
school supervisor found that the
majority of the teachers prefer
the three days institute, and the
j result of the vote taken resulted
|223 voting for the institute and
"a for the three weeks summer
school The decision was announc
ed by the district boundary boar(
Monday.
The institute will be held mex
fall and enables county teacher
to enjoy a vacation without beini
compelled to come to this city t,
take up studies during the no
weather.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Neighborhood News Notes

Mr.. Mcfarland Of Springfield
spent Sunday visiting relatives
here. He preached in the Pres
byterlan church Of which housed
to be the pastor.
Mrs. Homer Cnnkin and her
mother, Mrs. Prat OF Albany
have been visiting at the /. Conk-
lin home.
Mrs. George Reed of Portland
spent a few days visiting at the
home Of her sister, Mrs. Murry
Beers.
Mr.. w. Wilson has gone to
Corvallis after visiting his brother
Mr.. A. Wilson.
The Turner and Marion town
base ball teams recently met Tor
a game. They had to play eigh-
teen innings before either side
beat. The score was six to seven
in favor az Marion.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Chimney Fire
Destroys Home

West Port, Or, April 2l.-A lire
starting from sparks from the
chimney at the home of Mr. anu
Mrs. H. NJ. Sheldon of this place
completely destroyed the dwell
ing, despite the efforts OF 'ne
owners and neighbors to save It,
ONLY a mass Of charred DEBRIS re-
mains. s,o
Mr.. Sheldon, who is stable fore-
man for the Westport LUMBER
company, was cooking his dinner
at the time the fire started anu
when he discovered the blaze \
had made considerable heau"ay
All efforts to quench the flames
were unavailing. Some Oh th'
more valuable furnishings OF th'
dwelling were saved though Mr
and Mrs. Sheldon lost practlcal'
ily everything.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
independence
Fire Apparatus
WMCost $4,000

independence. Or, April Sl,-
At a recent meeting of the Guy
council an ordinance was adopted
intended to bond the city Ior
$4,000 with which to purchase a
hose cart and chemical engine, ana
such other fire fighting EQUIP
ment that may be required. The
city has had fire engine ana
truck on trial for several days ana
II Is likely that this or one OF It's
equal will be purchased.
Another ordinance requiring the
construction Of cement sidewalk
in front Of the property owned by
Mrs. Harriet R, Brunk on Fourth
street was adopted, and resolu-
tion was passed declaring the IN
tention Of the city council TO pave
the alley between First and Second
streets from B to Monmouth
streets.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Salem Speed Is
Albany Goal In
Building Work

Albany, Or, April 21.-George
Richardson, Albany building con-
tractor, thinks that Albany shOr'1
keep pace with Salem and Port
land in building this spring. Al
the present time Salem and Port
land have building booms in prog
ress. Mr.. Richardson says.
Mr. Richardson is finishing a
new house for himself and has the
Pugh house well along. he also
is doing some work for Ross Doug
las, who is ready to build on Sa-
lem road just past the city limits
Mr.. Douglas has the basement toI
his house excavated and will begin
construction as soon as the wealth
er permits. He will build a story
and a half bungalow.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Officers Raid
Another Still

Oregon City, Ore, April 2l. -
Sheriff Wilson and deputies mob
bed another still in this county
Sunday night, the first to be cap
tured in several weeks. rat
Donahue and l.. V. Vef~- ac-
cused of operating the moonshine
outfit, are now in the coun jail
in default of $500 bail each.
They pleaded not guilty before
Judge Noble, Monday. The still
was raided near Earle Station, on
the Estacada carline, and the
operators were using coal as a
fuel for the two huge boilers
which were set up in large
house near the tracks. About
200 gallons of mash, but very
little of the finished product was
taken in the raid.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Rosedale

Rosedale, April 21.-Mrs. Gard
ner of Portland also Miss Cen
evieve Bailey visited over Sunday
at the parsonage.
Mrs. NeIlies Williams left
Saturday for her home in Cali
fornia.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hadley went to
Portland Thursday returning
Friday.
About forty attended the c. e.
social at ]. NJ. Gardner's, Friday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Blaine Bromer
visited Mr.. and Mrs. Hadley, Fri
day and Saturday
Mr.. and Mrs. Roberts went to
Vancouver, Sunday.
Mrs. r. M. Cammack spent the
week end with relatives at Tur-
ner.
Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Bates and
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Bates, visited
at w. e. Croziers Of Newberg
last Thursday, the occasion being
the birthday of grandma Penn
berton.
AIiss Lois Hampton spent the
week end at home.
Mr.. Clarence Barber, enrout'
to his home at Entrat, Wash.
from California points, where n
spent the winter, visited friend
here, Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ivan Barnell hav
traded their place for a rancl
In Polk County.
There are several other place
I'm the district which have re
Gently been put up for sale
among them those of T. d. Trick
VIM. Gritton, Mr.. Tillson and tn
Strand estate. Some good bar
gains, among them too.
Mr.. Hadley returned from Por
land. Tuesday. His father ais
came down for a few days visi
and rest.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Thirteen Hundred
Acres Controlled
By Mint Compny

Eugene, Ore, April 21.-Thir-
teen hundred acres Of marsh land
are under the control Of the
Pacific Coast Mint company at
klamath Falls, according to l..
]. Frank, who arrived in town
with Mrs. Frank from the south
ern town on business for the
company.
A car load of mint plants will
be loaded here under the direc-
tion of Mr.. Frank to be shipped
south and also, if completed in
time, a distillery which is under
contraction by Hail and Shum-
way. The company distills its
own peppermint oil on the ground
according to Frank.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that l
have impounded the following de-
scribed dogs in compliance with
ordinance No. 1404, towit: One
white, male dog, with yellow
around eyes, weight about twenty
pounds. One black and yellow,
male dog, weight about twenty
pounds. One long haired black
male dog, with white front feet,
weight about fifty pounds. One
Scotch Collie, yellow male, with
white around nose and ears,
weight about sixty pounds One
black, long haired, male, weight
about thirty pounds. The above
described dogs will be killed If
not redeemed by owners. on or
before April 23rd, 1921, as pro-
vided in said ordinance.
w. S. Low,
99t Street Commissioner
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Roseburg Council
To Enlarge Auto
Camping Grounds

Roseburg, April 21.--That the
council will enlarge the lamp
grounds by securing a portion OF
the land in the rear Of the VIM
berly home, rather than taking
the Cardwell property, was the
sentiment expressed at the meet
ing. Mr.. Cardwell recently closed
IN his half Of the camp ground,
claiming that the lease granted
to the Merchants association was
not transferable to the city. That
lease called for the payment OF
S25 on the first Of each April, and
the amount was not paid TINS
year, so Mr.. Cardwell Immediate
ly fenced off his property ana
now demands the payment OF
$3.50 per year, 1t was the sentl-
ment OF the council that Mr'
Cardwell has the city "over a
barrel" but the city does not
propose to pay the sum demand
ed II 1t can help. Several OF the
councilmen expressed a willing
ness to pay that much for the
Wimberly property but will not
nay the sum for the Cardwell LOT
unless forced to It, Councilmen
Barker, Powell and Seely were
appointed as committee to meet
at once and settle the camp
ground controversy, being given
mower to act for the council.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Normal to Honor
Mann's Birthday

Monmouth, Or, April 21--Plans
are being made at the normal to
carry out superintendent Church
uls suggestion Of observing May
4. the 125th anniversary Of the
birth of Horace Mann. A program
will be given and this great educa-
tors memory and work will be fit
tingly honored.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Monmouth High
Has Two Ball Teams

Monmouth. Or, April 21.-The
baseball GROUND has been put into
shane and daily practice of the
high school team is being held.
There are boys enough in school
for two teams with one or two ex-
tras as substitutes. A team repre-
santing the normal which was
hastily organized last week easily
defeated the team representing the
local high school Friday after
noon.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
hair
for You?

Harr mas been grown again, after oald
pess. in many cases, This is now sclen
tifically proved. Yours m' y be an amen
abecase; but you hsve lot been using the
proper relief. So do not delay in apply
ing Kotalko, The producers ire so con
adent they offer you satisfactory hair
erowth or your money bach Get
small box of KOTALKO at any active
drug store Apply Kotalko each day
watch your mirrorI DO a kindly ACT
show bald friends this ddUsrtissD's~k
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
Marion Notes

Winn has been in Washington
for sometime caring for her
father who is I'll returned home
last week.
George Strayer who has atten-
ded school here since the Christ
mas holidays went to Portland
last Friday. He will make his
home there for the present.
Mrs. Fred Schwabe left Thurs
day for Portland where she ex-
pets to spend two weeks visiting
relatives.
The latest school visitors are
Mrs. Mary Fulkerson, County
Superintendent and Mrs. Beck
man.
Messrs. 0. M. Ogden and A. w.
Kephart have returned home at
ter several days spent in Eugene
attending the Presbytery.
A family named Mitchell from
| Kentucky have moved onto the
Fennell place Their daughter,
Luyenia, has entered tie BchoO.
here.
, Mr.. and Mrs. Webb and dn4gr-
ter, Elsie, and Mr. and Mrs. Ham
mitt Of Corvallis were visiting
} relatives here last week.
I The relatives of Mr.. and Mrs.
j. d. Smith gave them a birtn-
day surprise, one day last week.
A pleasant time is reported.
Mr.. Webster Adams, an old
p time resident and insurance agent
of Marion, is the proud father
of a little son. Mr.. Adams now
! writes insurance in Ayillia, In
, diana.
Mrs. Abbot and Mrs. Suklis
? have gone to Timber, Oregon
/ where Mrs. Abbot has position
! nj the s. P. depot.
Mrs. Photen of Dayton, Oregon
! is visiting at the home of hel
: daughter, Mrs. M. A. Barber.
Harry Greasy has gone to Tan
!. gent where he will work on
, farm.
I Mrs, Daue who has been visit,
= ing in Salem has returned home
q Mr.. B. F, Ensley severely hur
: his back last Monday.
q Mr.. Tony Wisneski has retur
I ned from Portland where he wen
I to take treatments for blood
n poisoning in his foot.
o Alex Schmidt is suffering will
4 an attack or rheumatism.
n Mr.. and Mrs. T. Mote OF Spray
n Oregon are visiting at the G. A
Mote home.
Elizabeth Schmidt has returned
n to school after an extended alb
n sence by sickness.
Is Mr., Heber had narrow escap
from serious injury while ridin
on a potato planter His horse
were frightened ~ passin
motor cycle and ran away. The
ran from Marion to Mr., Terhune'
Mr.. Heber was thrown from th
a planter when they crossed tn
v railroad track.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. A, ltua< ."sdu
business trip to Portland tn
last weekend.
Lee slyter of Portland spen
Sunday here with his parents.
Mrs. j, M. Slyter took Jessi
King to her parents who live a
North Bend,
Misses Carrie, Bertha, an
Viola Bouck of Portland spen
Sunday with their parents here.
MIR. Milton Kephart of Napa
California, Is visiting at the HON
T, of his parents, Mr., and Mrs.
| w. Kephart.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21

The home of j. r. Lewton, five
miles northeast of Forest Grove,
was destroyed by fire Tuesday
night. Everything was lost eN-
eept the nightclothes the family
wore.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21

The secretary of state has certi'
fled bonds in the amount of $500
900 for the Medford irrigation dis
trict. The money will be used IL
construction work.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21

The Melville Wahanna cutoff
connecting the Lewis and CLARK
road with Seaside, will be ready
for traffic by the first of June.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21

One hundred million barrels OF
Portland cement were made IN
1920 with approximately 80 mills
manufacturing II,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
WORLD'SPAIN AND
ACHE LINIMENT
just one trial convince you Sloans
Liniment helps drive away
rheumatic Twingcs

VXyHY endure pain when you
w know Sloan's Liniment will re-
lieve it promptly? 1t couldn't re-
main the Worlds I4iniment for 80
years if it wasn't highly beneficial
in relieving rheumatic aches, stiff
joints, sore muscles, lumbago, lame
back, neuralgia, strains, bruises
and the results of exposure to bad
weather.
Penetrates without rubbing, leav
ing no stained skin,s clogged pores,
mussiness. A pain and ache lini-
ment that stands alone in doing
what it is meant to do. Get a bot
tie today and keep it handy. All
druggists. Three sizes-35c, zoe
$1.4O. The largest is most eccnom-
ical.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21
atest News Covering Willamette ValIey Poa1s e21l
Independence BaI
Team Plavs !,

independence, Or, AMI,
baseball game Of constsa pla Y
terest was played here suas,1 i.'
ernoon between the neu,',' rua'l
lied independence team ~, uus|
composed OF japanese ams, may
local hop yards. The da %
gave evidence of considsr.a, s,a Y
for a team Just picksr 's's y n
which had no practice W y
crowd Of fans witnessed ~.
A total of 524 cows.
trapped and killed by Pow. ' Y
trappers in Oregon dur,.a ans
month of March.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21

SALEM SuVERTON STAGE
Leaves LeA'-
Salem si'es'
o. E. Depot News s''-
1900 a. m. S;le a
11.no 100 .. n
$500 p. m. e'I9
SALEM-INDEPEDENCE'
MONMOUTH STAGE
Leave Salem o. E. depo'-'''
a. m. 1900 a. m. $500 p. m.
Leave Monmouth Hotel-s'l'
m. 100 D. m. 6:15 p. M s.u
Leave Independence Hot3i
a. m. 1:15 D. m. $3.50 p. M
Special trips by appointmsSn-. ~.
Seven passenger car for nN
j. w. PARKER, Prop :
Res. phone 615. Business pno
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-04-21

Colonel Jay J. Morrow, who
was recently appointed governor
OF the Panama canal zone by Sec
retary of War Weeks, Colonel
Morrow. who has been acting-go
vernon, succeeds Brigadler-Gener-
al Chester Harding.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-08-08
FAMOUS JAZZ ORCHESTRA AT EDGEWOOD TONIGHT

The week starts off at Edgewood park tonight with what Hugh Hill, manager of the resort, asserts will be the biggest dance night of 1921. He has engaged the Virginia Five, the famous jazz dance orchestra from Roanoke. Va, to take charge of the music tonight, and Hugh says they have promised one continual round of music from the first curtain to1he last
 The Virginia boys oiled up their slide trombones, geared their saxo- phones in high, put some high-tension non-skid tempos In the plano and In sured their drums against breakage just a week ago, and went to 1t at Edgewood park, making such a hit on their first appearance at the mountain resort that the patronage clamored for return cement. And Manager Hill is booking em again tonight by request.
 Those boys cut such didoes with musical instruments that the Edge wood management has rosined the floor of the stage upon which they will be located in order to avoid their careening into the dancers when their syncopated gyrations get going in earnest
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-08-08
Anniston Defeats
 Piedmont Ball Nine

Anniston, August G--t tSpecial)-- The Anniston Independents white washed the much -touted Piedmont team on their home field Saturday afternoon, the winners scoring four runs against nine goose eggs cred tied up against the losers
 The local players were accompanied to the live town on the north Sat urday- by one of the largest crowds of fans leaving the city during the season. the local players being ac- corded the kind of support which wins games against odds.
 Lee Brown, formerly of Birmine ham. and who has made phenom- enal record since coming out of the Ohatchie country few weeks ago, made history for himself and his team by keeping the Pedmonters between the home plate and the initial sack throughout the hard-fought contest. Score: R. H. E. Piedmont ...... 900 900 O0O--0 9 Anniston - G10 O00 o1O--4 6 o
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-08-08

and is corridor containing the aluminium petrol tanks, the fabric water ballast bags. accommodations for bombs and the sleeping and living quarters of the crew when off duty. This corridor is also the means or communication between the various cars and control stations, and of entry from a mooring mast at the extreme bow.
 Six PropelIers
 The airship is driven by six large two bladed propellers actuated by six Sunbeam "Cossaclx" engines of 350 horse power. Each power unit is housed in a separate car, which is suspended below the hull by means of wires and is reached from the hull by means of short ladder. The six power cars are placed in pairs, side by side, in three groups.
 The main control station of the air Ship isin small car near the bows. This car is not suspended below the hull as in the case of the power cars, but projects from the underside of the hull structure, to which it is rigidly attached.
 The following shows the compari- son between the R-34 and ZR-2:
 Length of R-s4, 645 feet; zR-2, 6s5 feet.
 Diameter of R-34, 7s feet; zR-2, s5 feet inches.
 Capacity of R-s4. 2,0oo, 900 cubic feet: ZR-2, 2,700,o 900 cubic feet.
 Total lift under normal conditions of R-34, 59ta tons; ZR2, Ss tons.
 Engines of R-34. five Maori en- zines; zR-2, six Sunbeam "Cossack" epnines