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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
80 SAVED ms Steamboat Sinks.

CINCINNATI OHIO. Nov. Ill
Ohio River steamboat Chic STRUCK
submerged wharf At New Richmo
Ohio. tonight and sank in i've m
utcs. New Richmond Is fifteen mi
-lortheast or Cincinnati. Forty p
sons on board tho Chic were rescu
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
MrA. NJ, A. ruicnl.

PORTSMOUTH. VA, Nov. IN
Missouri ~. Tatcn. widow OF John
Taiem, died IT her residence Il
his morning. She was 70 years
and lifelong resident OF Por
mouth. Tire sons survive he
John w. Tatem. OF Atlanta: Joseph
Tatcm. OF this city. and William
TateIn, OF Baltimore. Two broth
also survive her. George Trough
and james Broughton. both OF I
city.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
AZ tho Colonial,

p'cturization " the story OF q
SISTERS answering devotion Ia n
brother whose untimeiy early mar
rage while being trained as u must
cian broke his mothers heart ana
caused nor death. leaving the dasgb-
yer ana sister alone to battle with
NE ana support herself in the great
city or Chicago. filled throughout with
srlnp'hs pathos and human Interest.
is In store for Colonial patrons the
balance OF this week In the screcn
production. mo Woman Knows"
starring Mabel Julienns Scott as the
unselflsh and devoted sister. 1t is n
story admirably told on the screen
and 1t koeps one guessing as To how
the heroine will fare in the end.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Chinese Delegation tissues Dental,
Try Associated preas

WASHINGTON. Nov. 17.-in for
NAL statement tonight the Chinese
delegation to tho Washington confer,
ence said that 'in view OF printed
report" that 1t was at. the suggestion
Of the United States that tho Chinese
delegation has presented her ten
general principles" the statement
was authorized that "thisE report IL
unfoupded,"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Gilbcr. Il. Crow,ier.

PETERSBURG. VA. Nov. II
Funeral services for Gilbert
Crowdor, rs, prominent citizen and
tired merchant. who died yes,ert
afternoon In his home. 55s Iii
Street, will be conducted toinorr
afternoon In the home. Ths lur
VIII he In Blnndford Cemetery. )
Lrowder was a prominent Ban,
church worker here. Besides
widow. he IN survived By one broth
w. j. Crowdcr. and n niece. Miss /
Han Eioise crowdor. both Of /
city.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
AZ thc Isiinu.

conway Teario in THE Man OF
STONE. as Is ever The versatile star
ana ne picture. although not OF the
m."ent type, is highly entertaining.
me story deals with the affairs OF.
Captain Neville Deeripg. who nft.r
long period in Egypt where his
exploits made him famous, returned
10 London TO lind that the girl to
~hom he was engaged had Tilted
nm After trying 10 drown his
troubles In drink. he Is atrickcn with
'cVer and due 10 the careful nursing
OF Laiia. desert waif, he recoyers
ana calls In love with her. Lady
ror'escue, who had tilted him, at
tempts to regain his love but he dis
caras her and weds I.aiia. Martin
Inansiield plays l-sdy Fortcscue aud
Betty Howe Is cast us Laila
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
AZ the Isis.

Melodruma aplcnty liz had in 9TH.
Wakefield Case" now playing M m,
1918 Theater. In which tie eyer-popu.
lar uoinKE Of the underworld are air
eh In excellent and ingenious fasi.
lon. Herbert Rawlinson. in tha lead
ms role rs young Wakefield. shows
uh To good advantage. and is ably
supported hy good cast
On tho quest OF the Randall rubl.y.
young Wakefield runs afoui OF. ana
em"moureu OF. the "Giri In the
Case The discovery at the end th,,t
bh" is not the crook she is suppos.L
10 be is equally pleasing to Wake.
he'd ana the audience as well. The
~Eoir production is saturated With
ae'ioh-the aort which keeps tho on
lockers nerves atjngie.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Mrs. Jan. snt.,.,,

FREDERICKSBURG. VA, Nov
Mrs. Jane -Shidmore died last nIp
ut her home. near Rosaville, Stan,
county. aged So. She is survived
her husband. two sons and In,
daughters.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
king. Daughter. to Hold sale

The Sunshine Circle OF the Kin
Daughters will hold n Christmas u
Of fancy articles, dolls and hon
made candy today ut Hunters Bo
store, l05 east Broad Street. q
sale VIII he held for the benefit
the Crippled Chlldrcn's Hospital.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Thomas A. Patton.

FpEDERICKSBURG. VA. NOV.
Thomas a. Patton. aged Gs. 4
yesterday at ..his home IN STAFF.
County. OF paralysis. lie TX survl,
by one sister. Mrs. ~. 4. Wise
Stafford.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
TO ORGANIZE LEGION
POST ON SOUTH SIDE
Former Service Men wni Meet In
""i"hrtdEe Juntor High Audi

"hihhr'dEe Justor High Audi
torium Tonight,
The meeting OF former service men
=" FORM South Side unit OF the
American Legion. which wns an
nounced TO take place last night, will
be held tonight Mt 1880 o'clock In
mo cambridge Junior High School
auditorium.
X. q. Hundiey, member OF the OK
ecutive staff OF the State body, and
who was wounded In the world war.
VIII make tho principal address. Nov.
tng pictures and a musical program
have boon arranged.
The public is especially urged TO
attend this meeting. as plans will
e'lso be formulated TO organize an
auxiliary to tho new post
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
ForeHtnlilng.

ihat Fellow JingH Is a pest, isn't no. telling
you every timc ho meets you about his easo-
limo and tire economy7"
Yeah. but I've got him stopped. began
telling him about my wifes economical house,
keeping, and now no avoids me-"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
I.aRnlappe.
Generosity yon., vorI, mfr, 4. .t,t,

Gencrosity won't work with Il string tied
to IL.
Woman's chief job Is worrying about man,
After all. wings tit naturally on most
women.
A Rockefeller would give s1o,ooO.ooo TO be
ten years old
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
The Weather
Furnished b, o. 8. Weather nures.,,
CS2@0G-
Local r.mp.rature Y..t.r.l.r.

4. 81 temperature. ,.........,. II
Maa,nlum temperature to s y. NJ ~
M'nimum temperature TO 3 j. NJ a.
Mehn tomperHturo yesterday. a.
Normal temperature for this dnte a
E~s,s y''aey ''..''.'.......... 10
E '.'eo siarch i'.....,........ +s9
S~seNa ''hC7 January l......,.,,.,. tCI
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Local Rainfall.

Rainfall IL hours ending 8 p. NJ. Non.
Nainthli "a hours anding s j. OF
nenciency sinco March I.,.....,,. 1880
deficiency since January i...,......i 100
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Spirit of Virginia Press

ut is serious responsibility" saws the
Roanoke Times. that confronts the assembled
statesmen as they begin their deliberations
to find. II they can, a common ground OF
agreement for the Limitation Of armament
DO they realize how intensely, how ferveptly
tho masses OF mankind are hoping and longing
and praying for the success of the confer
ence7"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Lagniapbe,

Thank the Lord there's enough outdoora To
keep any one from hogging it.
one who always tells the truth hunts dis
sension. VIZ
domestic diplomacy makes homo less miser-
Some women think they are Mt when thew
can boil eggs. Ivy
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Hold Funeral OF Joseph A. p,,u

FUNERAL OF Joseph A. puller :.
a . a. his home. 250s FIoyd A.
nue. tuesday afternoon, wcro
rom the family residence yes,.r,
at noon. Tho services were arr ~
aucted by DR.. Andrew Broaddu, ~ =,
LOT OF Salem Baptist Church snn y.
me pnlibearers were: DR.. d. NJ,
Mnhn' william II. Shorvin.
nhsy, william H. Daniel, Geo.
dtoidsworth. Dave j.. Satter;iSI5
'fhomas n. Kidd and w. w. KisI
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Chnrconl Erh,a Daily Thought.

''flit ain no use usln' polite discourse Wild
lop-eared mewi." said Charcoal Eph, modify.
"iie done got used L do club, he dom
reco'nizo no language but cussin'. Eat chop,
Mstah Jackson"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Mls.inr Exneriene..

J. The brass foot rail-
:. The bartender's quick mon on mahogany.
j. The inventing OF alibis
T. That dark brown tasto.
8. Remorsc
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

Dispatches telling about how N,-sha, ~,
hsses EN-. may he responsible for that pucIx.
y, ~ look already appearing on the faces
OF Richmond girls"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

III, ~ as predicted, osss and turkeys go skv
htsh IN prices, the name Thanksgivine +.
.s 10 be Inisnomer. Particularly an
ah,a e IS ho'h'ns to mako the mipce pic eat
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
noOtllm bling,

we know walking spirit dispensary, who
Is so delicate about 1t that ne calls himself
pootiim Der and is so sensitive TO being con-
sidered a violator of tho law that he posl
lively refuses to soil absinthe.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
DEATHS IN VIRGINIA
Andrcr w. I,nrx...

>, andrew w. Burgess died Il.
a'ne In Petersburg yesterday az
~. M. Besides his wodow. who :,
n'ss annie johnson, of this citv
10 survived by ono son. Louis
EIuissss, OF Charleston. S. c., ana /.
.aushters, Mrs. w. p. Neims, NJ
= .ersourE, and Mrs. Richard +, a.
N , OF Richmond. Funrenl serH,,
VIII DC held from tho residence ", ,
mn 9t 1880 i. u. Intormen,
1a"atord Cemetery, Petersburr
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

Go Into the Kitchen may be A rattlInp
good show. but it's safe wager therein be-
mighty few married women in the audience
They know. they know
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

New York girl shows n pair of perfect feet.
nut mere IN Richmond that is only the be-
ginning OF the exhibition.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

Without sanction Of tho business Office. we
hasten to commend that patriot who offers
to clean our flags tor Foch's coming. He
knows what Richmond needs.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
IMMATURE ALMANAC.

trot. and plays us several of his now
tunoh.
The usuai motion pictures aom-
p!ete the bill. L.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

The Norfolk VIrginlan-PIlot fears the
other nations will not agree to Americas
bold arms Limitation proposition and says.
III they accept Amerlca's proposal tho
United States will have the glory Of lead
Ing in an epoch-making reform. II they
hedge or reject. the odum will be visited on
the recalcitrant power in proportion TO the
degree Of It's rscalcitrancy, in tho diplo-
matte. as well as In the economic and humani-
tartan sense. the American proposal is moth
ing less than tour dc force"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Special Data.

Anoai observations at 3 r. NJ. Yesterday.
Wind direction, south; wind v,inoi,.
~ weather at p. D.. psrliy cloudy.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

What we fail to understand is how polite
ness to any kind of a tax can be carried Il
the extreme OF calling It "sur"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
Up With the Times
Nv III. q. n

Virginia G. O. r. purposes IN r,t,o -,
campaigns longer. Had the last one been
iohser the Democrats would have made IT
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

The open door" Is one thing that is GER.
tain to cause ajar In the peace conference
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

With two near 400 Founders fighting the re-
districting plan. FIRST inclination is to let
them have their way.
Strange that automobile seldom turns
turtle except when emulating the hare
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

Tho top OF the ladder! . Q. you
Runv by rung on your way 20 achieve
Flick the steps that sturdy and true.
Fore some. they will cheat and deceive.
You can't win your goal with 4 skip and a hop,
For there's many a runE to the ladders top.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

sFPUBLlsHED every day in the year at 10 ,: Sou.n
Tenth Street. Richmond. Va. BY Inc Aiih's
l6 Dispatch PubliahnS Co, Inc.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
SEEN ON THE SIDE
ny HENRY EDWARD WARMER
The Tnn.

The top of the ladder is far
From the end that is set the ground.
And the man with bis Dyes on, q star
For the top Of tho ladder Is bound.
But tho ladder is fraiI and the rungs arc weak
And many will try for the ladders peak.
The top OF the ladder is high
And 1t rests on tho edge OF cloud;
And the climber who tolls toward the sky
Is only man In II crowd.
And the man who Is climbing must have a care
That they don't push him of on his way up
there.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

The Martinsville Bulletin, stu discussing
the results Of the election. says:
III WINS condemnation of the ethics in-
volved in the appeal OF so-cailed Republican
Leaders, to men and women who voted at the
Democratic primary to violate their solemn
pledges That appeal was resented as 1t
should have been"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

Says the Norfolk Ledger Dispatch:
another good thing about this conference
is that Washington is 10 much easier to pro-
nounce than Versailles"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

The pessimis;ic Blackstone Courier says:
"Fron the number OF Illicit stills being
reported captured from all portions of tho
State and country, moonshlners must have
been doing very thriving business prior to
their capture. And. Ills said, others set up
right behind the raiders as the latter
have left that community
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

"As ons-t time reader OF the Congressional
Record" says the Hanover Herald Progress.
I'VE to" nrs OF the opinion that states-
man Is man who hag departed this life"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18

IF OUR FRIENDS wnc
favor US with manuscripts
and illustrations for pup
l.ca,ion wish 10 have I'M
available articles TO-
turned. they muat In All
cases send stamps ZOE
that purpose.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-11-18
RirI]lllur0 Glnrs-plspdtIb

Entered January ~. 1905. at the Postomes ~
Richmond, Va. aeeond-cixss matter.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

window where 1t looks innocent
enough. Ikea woman before you
marry her. But once you take both
into your home you've got enough
trouble to keep the League Of Ma
lions busy for a lifetime"
you will wax sarcastic" came
from the exasperated missus, but
I believe an automobile is q boon
to humanity. You can 60 any.
where's In a car. 1t can take you
out to the country for an air
ing
YES" interrupted Phibbs, "and
II you get fiat shoe you get a
swearing instead. Why, do you
know that an automobile eats up
gas at an alarming rate?'
II thought gas was coming down.
But no matter, electricity is much
cheaper than gas and we can use
that"
But you can't run a car on
electricity" stormed the perturbed
Frothy. unless It's an electric ma
chine. Don't you know anything7"
"Oh, don't get so shocked at my
ignorance about automobiles. I'm
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13
Frothingham Phibbs on Automobiles

"Oh, no." returned the missus.
nothing like that His wife told
me that he killed a oat the other
day and was so affected BY II he's
willing to sell tho car at . sacri.
fee"
His feline's for the cats nine
lives prompts him to do this, chr"
snickered Phibbs, happy that h.
had put across a Joke that was CON-
sidered of ancient vintage when
Washington was chopping down
the well-known cherry tree. "And
now no wants to make . double
killing by passing his troubles to
me. He'll never do It a long a.
there Is a breath"--
"Of home brow in you!" finished
the missus hendishly. "Oh. I can
see through you alright. You buy
only the things that please you.
Oh. / wish I was dead"
Don't say that, my dear" I'm
plored Frothy. Remember you
are not insured"
"Oh, you brute. You are like
all the men--seiish creatures!"
A loud Knocking on the door
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

not supposed to know very much
about them except that want
one"
which demonstrates plainly"
said Phibbs slowly, that you know
too much about 'em to suit me.
Autos lead people into debt as we'll
as accidents, and l want to stay
out Of both II / can help 1t. And,
besides. look at all the enemies
you make II you own a machine"
And look at all the rich friends
you make. too" fnterposed Mrs.
Phibbs. "A man who owns a car
is looked up to-"
81 agree with you there. People
look him up to pay a lot of bills
he's neglected to pay for years.
Many a man whose creditors think
Is fat broke deluge him with bills
long forgotten the instant they see
him riding by In an automobile, as
II he hasn't enough trouble keep
ing II. Such a thing would be a
catastrophe to me, and you know
It."
"Why don't you pay those measly
bills you owe anyway? How do
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

you expect these same people to
trust you again.
Don't worry about that" re-
turned Phibbs. -As long as they
let me alone I'll never come near
them again"
Anyhow persisted the missus
with a tenacity OF purpose dis.
played only by a politician after a
soft job. IT still think you ought to
get a machine. II would create
quite stir in our set Everybody
would talk about u.s."
you Just bet they would. II We
didn't give all of them q ride they'd
probably say things about us they
never said before. No. I'd rather
walk than have them talk. A car Is
alright in its place." concluded
rockingham, "and its place is in
some other fellows garage"
81 know where we can buy a
secondhand one very cheap"
Amanda informed. tits almost as
good as new"
Phibbs laughed uproariously.
81 suppose the fellow who wants
to sell 1t is up to his neck IN
debt"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

Gained Mrs. Phibbs somewhat at
moment when she was going at
full steam and she regretted 1t
awfully.
TT must be the Beasley.
Smudges." Amanda announced for
no reason at all. unless It was be-
cause she was thinking Of them.
and sure enough It was.
"Hoorahi" shouted Mrs. Beasley.
smudge.
Three cheersi" cried Mr.. Bess-
ley-smudge.
~what's all tho shooting fort" de.
manded Phibbs. did you buy any
oil stock that turned out to be
O. k.?"
"The greatest thing ever has hap
pened to u.s." informed the boss Of
the Beasley-Smudge household.
I'VE finally sold that Internal car
Of ours to some d-n fooll An
other week Of 1t and I'd have gone
busted"
Frothy gave his wife . trium-
plant look, but she suddenly
switched the conversation by talk
ing OF the latest Partisan styles to
Mrs. Beasley-Smudgs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

<<T SAW the Beasley-Smudges
In their new coupe this
afternoon" greeted Mrs.
Amanda Phibbs after the master
Of the house-scold, Mr.. Phibbs, had
Just about finished digesting his
dessert.
~Huh," grunted rockingham, not
q bit nettled at what the missus
had intended as a thrusting re-
mark; st will be a coup all right II
he can keep It. IAN auto. you know,
Is Ike q woman. IT'S not tho int
tial cost that counts. but the up.
keep. The only difference. Of
course, is that there is NO law
against selling or trading in an
automobile!v
"Oh," fared up Amanda, her
anger rising rapidly, like some Of
the skirts women are wearing,
''you tire me with your foolish COM
parsons"
perhaps I do, but you can bet
the present I promised you that
the Beasley-Smudges will soon be
tired Of buying tires, too An auto
mobile is a great thing in q show
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

The milk-shake machine at the
Main street drug store went on the
blink Thursday afternoon. but they
got along very well, as Dode Cum
mings, who has st. vitus dance.
very kindly stayed in the store all
afternoon an did their shakin' for
'em.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13
Ready Answers

IN lis there any safe and sure
IL way to reduce the cost
/ X Of livingr
Airy suicide; it's sure.
Though not altogether safe.
Q.-My salary has been cut.
What shall I do!
- Ado nothing. Ten to one
shat's what you were doing when
Il was cut
OIL have two suitors-one with
. Rolls-Royce and one with Ford.
Which should I encourage?
A.-The one with the Ford; he
needs It.
Q.-How can l become a modern
poetf
" A.-Take . subject with which
you are entirely unfamiliar and
treat It rather Familiarity.
Q.-How can I attract attention
On Broadway?
A.-You can't but q bankroll
may be able to do 1t for you.
Q.-How would you solve the ser.
want problem1
A.-By the rule Of give and take;
give them all you can afford and
let them take everything else.
Q.-Do you advise long engage
mentsf
A-Tor vaudeville. yes; for
mAtrimony. no.
Q-Couh you give me. q brief
Aistory Of the life Of . silkworm?
!, A.-Certainly. Yesterday
eocoon; tomorrow . chemise.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

Some OF our local sports got .
tip on boss named Diana . month
or so ago. As We recall it. Diana
was a hunter. an the boss lived up
TO her name-at last accounts she
was still huntin' for the hons
stretch.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13
oh, He Likely Had!

' oh, He Likely Had!
"A BOY took Q situation in an Of
~ nee where two different tele-
phones were installed.
"Your wife would like to speak
70 you on the phone, sir" he said
to his employer.
(Which one?" inquired the head
Of tho firm.
"Please. SIR, she didn't say, and
I didn't know that you had more
fhan one"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

Some Of the college football for
nation experts are worryin' a lot
about the delayed buck an other
students are worryin' about tho Dc.
layed hundred bucks. Ask dad.
he knows what's causin' tho delay.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

We see that they had q mad dog
scare down at Coney Island. Moth
in to get het up over. say We
We've had many a dog at Consy
Island an they might not a boon
exactly mad-still, they were hot
about somethin'.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

The railroad company has boushS
- new rain coat for Station Agent
Chopper. On rainy days when
there's a couple of passengers wait
in for q train there amt room for
the agent an he has to stand out
side. ,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13

Tho discussion for the new paw
mont Of our streets is on before our
village fathers. but It 10 only in the
concrete now II might get to the
asphalt by Spring.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-13
Used to It.

AIRS. JONES was entertaining
AVA some Of her sons little friends.
s'Willie," she said, addressing a six
year-old. who was enjoying a place
of cold beef. ARE you sure you can
cut your own msat?"
The child, who was making des-
perate efforts with his knife and
fork, replied:
"Yes, thanks. I've often had 1t
as tough as this at home"