The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-10-28
TICKET SELLERS THICK
AS A SCOTCH MIST
They Settled Down on Barre This
Morning and Are Pulling in the
Dollars Like Magnets.

Barre and surrounding countryside
today went through the formality ot
deciding all rights and titles to every
thing un-nailed to the Goose Green,
Squag Holler combination which is
staging the big Barre City hospital
benefit in Rowland hall next Monday
evening, Halloween night.
Organized bands Tor as one victim
said, "bandits') were abroad early
this morning with reams of tickets to
be sold to the public. Every inch OF ter
ritory was accounted for by the various
teams assigned to the canvass. Barre
and environs we're covered as though
by a Scotch mist, so thoronghgoing
were the plans for reaching every pros
pective customer in both the city and
suburban directories,
Tomorrow will be mopping-up day.
but it is expected that the major re-
turns will be safely in hand by to-
night Meanwhile, plans for the rustic
festival Halloween night are fast ap-
preaching completion. According to IN
formation given out at press headquar
ters this morning, the Goose Green is
proposing to unloose a whole lot OF
stuff that no one supposed was in
existence
Something Of the feverish atmos-
phere which settled down over the
Green and Holler in anticipation OF to-
days raid may be found in the follow
ing communication:
a.. Tr %Alt,srhH hlz
mawnin bekoz erbaout the hull Green
waz late ter brekfust. Las mite eraound
s thutty erklock sum yillag cutups
rung the wether signuls on the 500
an 397 telyfoam lines. The hull darn
Green rlshud ter the foams an yu end
here thoz recevurs click doawn jus lik
thet oil granfpas clock Orry Dodg fixud
fer Harrie Pattursun.
We dedn't here nuthin tell Gramp
Cutlur bellered lik Herb Lennard's B.
yr. -ol grade bull, "Whu en- tarnatshun
rnng thet foam on got me aout er
beds' Calliope Reynuls replyed, "Pull
on yor trousurs, gTsmp, an the res nj
yus. an KUN on daown ter the Hoiler.
b. Duthy's brindil caow jes gave berth
ter twins, an Bills celuhratin the fust
erditsun ter hiz family. Kun on, the
hull darn bunch uf yers. Kun jes
cz wa be an don't fix upp none
Whoops de ding, en- erbacut IL min.
its they begun tew errive an bi the
red roarin hornud spune, they haint
bin no sech congl6myratshun uf in
dividuals sence Noah sailed hiz woodun
ark. Bill bergun ter wish hiz brindil
caow had waited tel mawnin an Cal
liope wishud he hedn't tole them ter
kun ez they wuz.
A. stratum Iookud lik mister hood,
ex uf the Montpeelyur rode. J. Sadlur
kun puifen en- erbaout yds. uf red
flannel. A. tomasi wore hiz wiskers an
tbet's erbaout awl, Gussie holt brot his
stitchin wurk. Horashe Scott en- tussiin
bruk strap on hiz Kongruss shoes an
wore ! homie straner en- hiz he'd, Mayur
Langly ez usuel kan daubed en- ink
an no | cud tel whar he wuz, Zeke
Mercer kan weth hiz pipe an cidur
cup, an sey, the less sed erbaot the
wimmin the bettur.
Bill ersistud bi VIII ward. Bunt
Mackay an er , uthurs whoz names
we bednt bettur menshun rollud up
two barruls uf cider made befur the
war. Hiz fust wife perduced the crafty
foam an cheexe an donuts, an bi goi ri
we wfut ter ct weth no les then > ur
6 cawlin changes ct time. fu know,
mistur edytur. whut we ded from then
tel daylite thiz mawnin, an ter helpp
us en- aour joyulties long erbaout mid
mite Jimmie Baoutwull. Del Blanch-
ard. Cal Parmentur. Charlie Parlsur,
Freddy Haowlun, Beef Standush an
Tim Callyhun. Ex Mayur Corrie ez Gus
waz drivin the wagin. Mont
pcelyur vii have large delygatshun en-
the barn Nun eve.
Evurybudy gut awl het up over the
,idur and dansin an ct luks ez tho the
big barn wudnt hold the hull bunch
mex Munday mite.
Tickits IL beiu sold like ol cidur
ierdsy. Tel evurybudy they kin buy
lwl they wants
The wimmin be giyin april, punkin
IN squash pies fer the refresmunts, an
sum l IL givin 2 bbls. uf cidur.
Yores trewly,
The Kermitty
P. S.-Hey you sene the big posture
They be awl ovur the caounties.
p. S.-Doc. A. II. Smith uf keeth av.
lez made the fust voluntary gift. Cal |
iope has s. en- cash frum the doc.
Ernuthur p. $ Watch the refres-
hunts kermitty. Stub, Infanty an Al
slfy Jacksun weth Cady Averill viii
,erduce the rele things.