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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19
abIoid Sermons
For Busy People by
Parson Abiel Halle
Then she'll the contounded p
For Busy People b,

Then shell the dners confounded
Micahy
1t is sad commentary human intelligence to how men
and in all walks life viii From
benghted female stricken
teller who operates plainly the finance
who good the unctuous
will advise owhat the signs principle the
seeking for OWNERS There
system yet devised to beat Monte
adviser who could beat blight dollar
abulaons would show
reader broadcloth
mounbank oFfakr at heart There
into the da-k abyss of the
the
future have lost sweetheart husband
teller it.
speculation fortune teller 1t with the charts
diagrams Statistics their
principally they show what might
better worthy, modest
Industrious will
heart husband worth keeping
head,
holding in mind always and following the ideals
their calling all its ends by carefully acquired knowledge
drive without letting them;
giving taking they
the Spectators the world
And the OWNERS
spiritual, vanish.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19

I tion about being well dressed tn;
even religion cannot give" sal
Bah as pointed Mrs. Early out
her. Poor thingi why did NJ
some one tell her that a woma.
with no color and grazing hair
should never wear gray? OF all
the colors and cloths In the world,
a stiff gray satin gown is the one
thing that would make her look
Oldest and plainest."
Both she and Mr.. Early sudden
ly realised this as they caught
sight Of Bah and me. Poor Mrs.
Early turned paler and more sal
low and seemed visibly to shrink
within the somewhat puritanical
cut Of her gown when she glimpsed
our modern decollete.
Mr.. Henderson appeared at my
elbow, apparently out Of the sur
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19

of Mr.. Early - beauty-worshipper
as he is-with satisfaction.
II have always said that you
could look no better than you die
In a white evening DRESS" Mr..
Early managed to say to me as we
started for the dining room.
Thank you for the implied COM
pliment," / said demurely.
saw Mr.. Early frown as he no.
ticed the place cards and / confess
that I was a little glad that the
gentleman was not able to seat
himself between Bah and me.
II do hope." / neard Duane say
to Mrs. Early, that you do not
really belong to this literary cult.
which 1t seems that even my wife
has taken up. II you are a mem
Der Of 1t, will hardly know what
to talk about, l am ashamed to
say" he continued with rising
voice to include Mr.. Henderson on
the other side Of me. that l have
been SO busy on your case that l
have had no time to even read the
stories Of my charming sister-in-
law In Mr.. Early's magazine.
you really have missed a great
deal. Mr.. Benton" said Mrs. Early,
for while I am not what you call
literary in the sense that my hus-
band is literary, have thorough
ly enjoyed Mrs. Hammersley's sto-
ries. They are 80 human"
Tomorrow Dinner party for
Madame Grundy.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19

but he would not look at either of
them. He was tired and sleepy
and he had only kept awake TO find
the mother that was his world--a
world into which he leaped with
Joy at my coming and left with
sorrow when I consigned him to
Hannah's care.
Tonight he was so sweet that
I could hardly let him go. In fact.
he went to sleep with his head
upon my bare bosom.
covered my gown with q violet
chiffon velvet wrap and Bah
donned a white taffsta cape lined
with palest pink chiffon and we
were ready to go,
When we arrived al the hotel I
saw Mr.. and Mrs. Early waiting
for me in the lobby.
There is certainly q satistac-
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19
If This Isn't
New Ford Story
Then Well Buy

EIkins. w. Va, Aug. 16. =
Here's a new Henry Ford story.
II Is told by Judge William Il.
Baker, of Federal District
Court, and II is a new one, for
1t happened when Mr.. Ford
II. s. Firestone and Thomas A.
Edison were In Elkins the
other on their mountain cam
paign expedition.
Two negroes were playing
dice-that is, Shooting craps"
lin the street and one had
taken about all the money the
other had. The winner play
ed slowly and took plenty Of
time with the dice before he
would "roll"them. The loser
was impatient.
Niger" he said, Ford
them bones"
What you all mean, Ford
them bones?"
Il means shake, rattle and |
roll, dat's what I means"
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19

I rouge, but that is just the gliding
of the lily"
Il hope my male guests will be
as complimentary. Bah, but l am
not sure that you, In your beauti.
full If somewhat cold and glitter
Ing beaded white dress, do not
make my green frock a little gar
ish."
Not a bit, Alix. Tonight you
are the beautiful green wave that
shelters Undine, while am the
white foam that feathers its
crest"
Here, here! / really believe
that marriage has made my practi-
cal Bah poetieal,' said Duane, who
had come to my tiny boudoir seek
ing his wife.
Again You are mistaken, Du-
ane. Marriage has nothing to do
with 1t. 1t is Alix's gown.
And now. before go, must
SHOW myself 10 my greatest ad-
mirer. Do you people want to go
with me?" / opened the door of
the nursery to be greeted with a
yell of Joy from Hal who almost
sprang out OF Hannahs arms In
his effort to reach me.
BE careful. Mrs. Hammersley.
He might crush your wonderful
gown"
II am sorry to have kept the
baby up so late, hannah. You see, ;"
| explained to Bah, "he has learned
that he can always have little
play time with mother before he
goes to sleep. / seldom let any
thing interfere with this and he
waits for me TO come. Don't worry
about my dress. Hannah" / said
as took him. II would rather
spoil a hundred dresses than have
Hal ever feel that was too deli |
cate to touch"
Both Duane and Bah exclaimed |
I Halls ruggednetA and growth.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19
Widow Preferred to
Meet Death at Home

For many years suffered
from stomach trouble. All the
doctors tried helped me but lit
tie. All said would have to go to
hospital and be operated on for
gall stones or would not live
much longer. | told them l pre-
ferred to meet death at home. One
day | picked up an advertisement
of Mayr's Wonderful Remedy and
since taking a course OF 1t more
than a year ago have not had
single pain In my stomach. have
good appetite and can eat any
thing" II Is a simple, harmless
preparation that removes the ca
tarrhal mucus from the intestinal
tract and allays the inflammation
which causes practically all stom-
ach, liver and intestinal ailments,
Including appendicitis. One dose
will convince or money refunded. |
J. c. Perry, d. J. Fry and drug
gists everywhere. (adv) 1
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19
rounding atmosphere.

rounding atmosphere.
"You are Undine with a soul
Mrs. Hammersley."
"If remember rightly, poor Un-
dine would have found soul O
very inconvenient thing to have
much as she wished for 1t. Even
mortals wish sometimes to be soul
less"
HAS your soul grown so large
that it bothers you. fair lady2"
BY this time we had reached the
Earlys and l ignored Mr.. Hender-
sons remark.
Mr.. Early introduced his wife to
us, and Mrs. Early showed the
poise that hoped I had by acting
as though we had never met be-
fore.
"Oh, wish 1 could dress you,
my DEAR" / said to myself, for I
could visualize her in black velvet
and diamonds with a brilliant
comb in her really beautiful hair.
She would have been stunning and
l think would have filled the eyes
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19
ALICIA HAMMERSLEY
A Woman Who Wouldn't Remarry
By IDAH McGLONE GIBSON
The Noted Writer
Bab's Comments

Babs Comments .
Notwithstanding l made light
OF the matter of being interested
in Judge Turner, knew that Bah
was right. He interested me more
than any other man had ever
known and | knew that the party
would only begin for me when he
Joined us at the play.
Just as was putting the fin
ishing touches 10 my costume, Bah
came into my room. She had never
looked as pretty as she did that
evening.
Duane says that catching him
agrees with Inc, as he never saw
me looking as well as do tonight.
| told him that 1t was a case of
fine feathers. He contended that
was all nonsense and added that
he would love me without a
feather. He insisted that 1t was
love and marriage, not clothes,
that had proved such great
beautifier. Nothing l could say
would convince him otherwise, but
when he sees you. Alix. he will not
have a leg TO stand on. You are
not bride and you tell me that
you are not In love. but In that
green frock you certainly are all
that a poet can dream in the way
of fair women. never realized the
whiteness of your skin or the deli
cate rose of your cheeks"
you are Just lovely. dear sister.
haven't been flattered as much
In years and coming from you It is
doubly acceptable. But you do not
think that | would wear a Jade
green gown unless l wore com
plexion TO complement IT,"
"Modestiy clever. Alix: but be-
Ing your sister. l know there is
more nature than art in your |
makeup. OF course II may be en-
lanced a little by powder and
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19
FRECKLES
Now is the Time to Get Rid Of
These Ugly Spots

Now is the Time to Get Rid Of
These Ugly Spots
There's no longer the slightest
need of feeling ashamed of your
| freckles, as Othine - double
strength - is guaranteed to re-
move these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce of othine
double strength - from any
druggist and apply a little of 1t
night and morning and you
should soon see that even the
worst freckles have begun to dis
appear, while the lighter ones
have vanished entirely. 1t is sell
dom that more than an ounce is
needed to completely clear the
skin and gain a beautiful clear
complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double
strength 0thine as this is sold
under guarantee Of money back II
It fails to remove freckles.
(adv)
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-08-19
What S New
The NJ arket

Cantaloupe are as cheap as
they will get at the present price
OF 10 cents apiece and three for
quarter. The freight on crate
Of cantaloupe Is $1.05 from Cal
ifornia to Salem, leaving, at the
present Wholesale price OF SITS,
seventy cents for the grower and
commission house. Out OF this the
grower has to pay for his crate
which costs him around rs cents.
SO meager has been the profit OBJ
tanned by the California canta-
loupe grower in the last two
weeks, that there has been a re-
fusal to load cars In some OF the
districts Of that state. This con-
dition will undoubtedly promote
an increase in price very soon.
Huckelberries appeared for the
first time today, but the price Of
30 cents pound seems to be a
little high. With the advance OF
the season It should drop at least
so per cent.
Bartlett pears have gained gem
eral distribution, but there seems
to be a wide difference in price.
From three to five cents q pound
10 the charge for small quantities,
while the crate or box price as
high as $1.75.
Chickens are in fair supply for
Sunday. As high as "a cents a
pound was bid for good sized
spring frys this week, though |
most Of the buying was done at |
the market price of 22 cents. The
retail price remains 3s cents for
and As cents for those
FULLY drawn.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-11
Premier BRAND
Needed at Home
French Press Accuses LLOYD
George of Starting
Trouble.

Especial Gable to The Washington Herald.)
PARIS, Nov lO.-The culminat on
OF the series OF discords, which the
French press declares can be at
tributed TO a desire by Prime Min
lister Lloyd George to embarrass
Premier BRAND and to force his i'm
mediate return. was reached today
when the Journal alleged that Lord
D'Abernon, with the approval OF
the prime minister, had offered the
Germans a plan for a two-year
morator UNI on -reparations pay
ments.
This blow. following the British
note of protest against the Bouillon
pact with Mustapha Kemal Pasha,
Mr.. Lloyd Georges attitude toward
the AlbaniRn-S Serbian conflict, the
Bradbury protest against the ac-
cords of Wiesbaden and finally
the denunciation of the Franco
Spanish credits accord, VIII ,ch
French circles say can be traced TO
Mr.. Lloyd George. has raised a situ-
alton which requires the immediate
presence Of Premier BRAND to un-
tangle. r
The French foreign office hints
that II is a maneuver. to hamper the
success of the Washington confer
ence so as to prevent a showdown
there on the Pacific questions and
disarmament by pulling back the
French premier before he has had
time to study American policies with
American statesmen.
CCopyriKht 1917
The Washington herald., 1921-11-11

Continued From Page One.
such an alliance. China will oppose
il bitterly
There is very little enthusiasm
concerning results. II is suggested
that this conference may end in .
clarified atmosphere and a submits
sion Of points to committees. and
that a new conference will be called
in about a year
In the instructions given to the
Japanese delegates. as reported from
Tokyo yesterday. the Anglo-Japan-
iese alliance is referred to as AN
adamantine rock assuring the main
tenance of peace in the Orient for
the past twenty years" The japanese
government will consent to mutua.
abrogation if an entente sufficiently
effective is concluded. A five-power
agreement, taking in it Italy and
France. Is suggested in the instruc-
tions. President Harding IN the
past has expressed the idea that
such an association of powers could
hold the peace without trouble. The
keynote of the instructions is for
the Japanese to make every effort
to secure harmony.
Secrecy in discussing disarmament
and Pacific problems will be used
to speed up the conference.
The United States government has
agreed on discussion ''in camera" by
the committees which will handle
the different questions on the akenda.
Assurances are given that when de-
cisions are reached they will be made
public.
The State Department announced
yesterday that following the OPEN
ing session on Saturday there will
be a secret meeting on Monday OF
the committees and probably a pub
lie meeting on Tuesday. The COM
mittee on disarmament will COM
prise a delegate from each of the
five powers represented. the United
States, Great Britain. France. Italy
and Japan-the big Five of Paris
-; the committee on Pacific prob
lens will pc composed Of delegates
from the nine nationas participating,
the big Five" and delegates from
the Little Four" 1t is expected
that, since Secretary of State will
be made president Of the confer
ence. the chairmen of the two COM
mittees will be chosen among the
other participants. As the highest
ranking delegate present, 1t is be-
lieved. Premier BRAND will be elect
ed chairman OF the disarmament COM
mittee and Mr.. Balfour Is regarded
as the logical choice for the Pa
cific committee.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-11
MOVEMENT GROWS
FOR MORATORIUM
OF GERMAN DEBTS
Allies Becoming Con
vinced Teutons Can't
Meet Payment.
Especial csbls 70 TAs wssAiartsu Hsrsls. }

Especial Gable 70 TAs wssAinsssr Ksr.ld.)
BERLIN. Nov. Io.-whfe the
Representatives Of the great pow
ers are gathering at Washington 70
plan the prevention of wars ia the
future, Germany today 10 Just
realizing in full what IL means &c
lose a war. The. arrival Of the
Allied Reparations Guarantee Com.
mission In the midst Of Germany'i
financial crash was heralded by
rumors OF new sanctions. reprisals
and military measures and focused
the nations attention on the seH-
BUSINESS OF the situation.
For the solution OF sGermany's
crisis, three ideas are being put
dustrial leaderk They are:
Three Proposals.
First, a three-year moratorium
Second. international credit OF
many billions. Third. a revision oi
the reparatf1ns conditions.
. OF these the third is finding little
response among the members Of the
reparatioas commiss on.
7 Cant Pay In-tnIlRest.
The moratorium. however, In gain.
ing important strength as Germany
Is impressing upon the entente ma.
tions the fact that Il cannot meet
the Installment on the reparationi
which IL due January Is. The EFFORT
to buy foreign money and securit 'es
already has collapsed In the money
market and further purchasing 4,
considered inadvisable by the en-.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-11
French Find Cigar
Coupons Phoney
Proffer Green Certificates to
Meet Purchase and
Get Laugh.

Some members OF the French dele
cation believe cigar store coupons are
money; or did until they tried to
spend 'em. Buying cigars and cigar
cites. several delegates paid for them
in large bills. In change they re-
ceived 81 and 50 bills. silver and cou-
pons for the amount of the purchase
They picked II all up together and
crammed It in their pockets. A lit
tie while later paying for a bottle
Of apple juice they proffered a green
certificate" believing it to be col
lateral.
There's no use in us saving up
100000 coupons to get an auto
mobile; We won't be here long
enough" said one of the delegates
laughingly when the matter was ex-
planned to him.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-11
LONE SENTINEL
OF CIVIL WAR; DAYS
TOHAVE MEMORIAL
Strasburg Dixie Daugh-
ters Plan to Erect
Fountain.

sTRAsBURG. Va. Nov The
r'Lone Sentinel Is to have q me-
mortal. The local chapter OF the
Daughters OF the confederacy at q
recent msetlng discussed arrange
ments for having q memorial foun-
tain erected In the public square
here, in honor Of the civil war sol
der, whose grave is on Signal Knob
Of the Massanutten Mountain. and
canvass for funds will be made
shortly. This lofty. but obscure
grave Of an unknown soldier has
never been marked. and 70 remedy
this oversight, Slower Camp Chap
ter. of the United Daughters Of the
Confederacy has planned the memo
rial.
The story OF this unknown SOL
der has a universal appeal and
there are few dwellers in the VAL
ley. and even beyond. who do not
know of the Lone Sentinel" Ac-
curata Information concerning this
lone hero is not obtainabie. II II
known, however that when Gen.
Early conducted his operations In
this end OF the Shenandoah Valley
Confederate signal station was
maintained on the end Of Massanut-
ten Mountain, from which circum-
stance the Knob derived itJ name.
II seems more likely that the sol
dier buried there was a member OF
a signal detachment on that high
point than a sentinel, though he
may have been doing sentry duty
when he met Is death.
It Is said that the poem, "A Geor-
gia Volunteer" by Mary Ashley
Townsend. was written in commem-
grafton of this particular grave.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-11
Program of Exercises Today

contingent together. From front to rear iu
column, arranged alphabetically according
to states.) Eight abreast.
War Veterans Societies.
All will march eight abreast.
SERVICES AT AMPITHEATER.
1AS-NationaI- Anthem. Marine Band.
ll:50-Invocation, Col. John T. A1ton,
Chief OF Chaplains, U. s. A.
Two Minutes Silence u2 m. TO l2:o9
p. M. observed by all tstanding). Gan.
noanced by trumpet call, Attention
sounded three times Termination OF ST.
lence, announced by band playing opening
chord OF 'America."D
Hymn. America" sung By the people
led by the quartet and accompanied by the
band.
Short address by Secretary Of War Week,
introducing the President.
Address, the President Of the United
States.
Hymn, The Supreme Sacrifice" quartet
from Metropolitan Opera Company OF New
York Miss Rosa PonseIIe, Miss Jeanne Cor.
don. Morgan Kingston and william Gustaf.
SOM. accompanied BY the band.
BestOwal of decorations:
Medal OF Honor and Distinguished Service
Cross-The President the United States.
Belgian ''CroiI de Guerre"-Lieut. Gen.
Baron Jacques.
British Victoria Cross"-Admiral Ear
Beatty.
French ''Medaille MIIItaire" and "Croir
de Guerre''-MarshaI Foch.
italian Gold Medal for Bravery''-Gen
ArmandO DiaG.
Rumanian "YirtutIa Militara''-Rumani nian
Minister, Prince A. BibescO.
CEecho-S -Slovnk War Cross"-Dr BedrIch
stepanek, Czecho SloVak Minister
Polish ''virtuti MilitarI''-PrInce Lubo,
mirski. Polish Minister.
Hymn. 20 God, Our Help in Ages Past -
sung by the people. led by the quartet. ac-
companied by the banG
Twenty-third Psalm. Chaplain LaEarou
Solo Know That Ny Redeemer
IiVeth." Miss Ponselle
Scripture Lesson tRev. VII e-lD, Chap.
lain Frazier.
Hymn. Nearer. Ny God to Thee" sung
by the people. led by the quartet. accom-
panied by the band
Upon completion, band moves To nosItion
outside Of amphitheater.)
Our Honorsd Dead" by the band.
CWhiie the remains OF the Unknown Sol.
dier are being borne from the apse to the
sarcOphagus)
Lead, Kindly Light" BY the band.
tWhile the audience is leaving the amphi.
theater for positions near the sarcophaEus }
Burial service. Chaplain Brent.
The blessing.
Bestowals Of decorations on tomb:
Wreath, by Hamilton Fish, jr., Rep
resentative to Congress from New York.
Wreath On behalf or American war
Mothers, Mrs. R. Emmett Digney.
Wreath on behalf Of British war Mothers,
Mrs. Julia McCudden.
War bonnet and coup stick, Chief Plenty
Coos. chief Of the Crow Nation, represent
ing Indians Of the United States
Three salyos Of artillery.
Taps.
The national salute
The Washington herald., 1921-11-11

The official order of the procession from
the Capitol to Arlington follows:
The Escort.
Brig. Gen. II. II. Bandholtz, U. 8. A.
Commanding.
Lieut.. Perry. A. ID. C.; Lett. Col. II. n.
CoOtes, Cavalry; Col. s. c. Babcock, Cav
airy.
Band and Drum Corps.
U, s Army Band. Washington Bar
racks. D. c.
Commanding officer, Composite Foot ReEi-
ment unfantry. BlueJackets. Marines and
National Guardl.
Col. william C. Rivers. Third Cavalry.
Commanding officer. Third Battalion,
sixty fourth Infantry.
Maj W. +. L. HArtigan. siXty-fourth
Infantry.
Commanding Officer. Combined Blue
jackets and Marine Battalion.
Leiut. Commander A. @. Kirk.
Combined Bluejackets and Marine Bat
talon.
Commanding Officer. engineer Battalion,
n. G. d. c.
Maj william Oahmann, y. G. d. c.
Engineer Battalion, y. G. u. c.
Commanding OFFICER. Second Battalion,
Third Field Artillery.
Maj. c. p. George, Third Field Artillery
and Battalion. Third Field Artillery.
Commanding Officer. Second Squadron,
Third Cavalry.
Maj G. s. Patton. Third Cavalry; Sec
Ond Squadron. Third Cavalry.
The Clergy.
The Right Reverend c. II. Brent. former.
ly Senior Chaplain, A. z. F.: Chaplain H.
=. Laznron. Chaplain J. B. Frssier; Chap
lain J. T. AEton.
oA1ssoN BEARING THE BODY OF
UNKNOWN AMERICAN.
Honorary paIlbcarerS:
Rear Admiral Hugh Rodman. Rear Ad.
miral Charles p Piunkstt. Mai. Gen. w.
G. Neville. U. s. NJ. C.; Mai. Gen. D. c.
Shanks. Maj. Gen. W. G. HAN. Mai Gen.
G. c. Richards. Maj. Gen. {. C. Morton
Rear Admiral Henry r. Wilson, Mai. Gen.
J. G. Harbord, Mai. Gen. Clarence R. Ed
wards, Mai. Gen. c. r. Menoher, Mai. Gen.
J. F. O'Ryan.
Body Bearers-serEt. Taylor. cavalry;
stan sergt Dell, field artillery: Chief
Water Tender 0'Connor. U. s. N; sergt.
JansOn, q. 8. n. c.; First Sergt Radza.
coast artillery; Sergt. wOodill, infantry;
Chief Torpedoman Delaney. L. $. NJ;
SeTgt. Saunders. engineers.
Following the Calsson
Gen. Pershing The President.
Gen Pershing's Aides The Presidents Aides
Press Representatives Press Representatives.
Admiral Coontz The Vice President
Admiral Coontz's Aide Col. Cruikshank
Admiral Jones The Chief Justice
Admiral Jones' Aide
Former President Wilson
Tin carriage)
The Supreme Court
Gen. Young Gen. Miles Col. White
The Cabinet
Admiral Williams Gen. Bliss
Governors of States
Maj. White Maj Short
Gen. Lejeune
President Protempore Of Senate
The Senate In column eight abreast
Gen. Bullard The speaker Of the House
Mr.. Garrett Mr. Mondeli
The House Of Representatives In column
eight abreast
Drum Corps
Holders Of the Medal Of Honor IS
abreast), led by the Senior Officer present
(The column, from head to rear, arranged
according TO date Of medal and regardless
Of military rank.)
Representatives Of the Army, Navy, Ma
rine Corps and Coast Guard (s abreast.)
lied by the Senior Officer present and
arranged in column from head to rear, ac-
cording 10 rank.)
One hundred and thirty-two representa-
tlyes Of those who served In the world war,
not to exceed three per State. Zach State
The Washington herald., 1921-11-11

The average child Of school are In the
United states attends school about three.
quarters OF the term. Absence costs the
country approximately sI95, ,O0O, 900 each
year.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-11

Piles Cured In o TO u Days
DrugEistt refund nOoey n PAzo ONT
,NENT falls TO cure ItehinG. Blind. Ble~dins
or ProtrOding Piles. Instantly relieves Ttrh-
ing Piles. eOc.-Ady.