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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01
Time for Common Sense.

"In a time like this" said one TINS
morning, there is need for the display
of good common sense on the part Of
everybody. ran across q bit OF verse
this morning which expresses what
mean better than I can put 1t In my
own words. Here it is:'
Nothing to do but work.
Nothing to eat but food
Nothing to wear but clothes
To keep one from going nude.
Nothing to breathe but air.
Quick as a fash It's gone.
Nowhere to fall but off.
Nowhere to stand but on.
Nothing to comb but hair
Nowhere to sleep but In bed.
Nothing to weep but tears
Nothing to bury but. dead
Nothing to sing but songs,
Ah, well, alas! alack!
Nowhere to go but out.
Nowhere to come but back.
Nothing to see but sights,
Nothing to quench but thirst
Nothing TO have but what we've got'
Thus through life we are cursed
Nothing to strike but a gait;
Everything moves that goes
Nothing at all but common sense
Can ever withstand these woes
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

No, Alfred, man seldom. puts ms
foot into it when he takes step In
the right direction.
Fourth Of July Speakers.
That's Il crack battery of speakers
tho American Legion have lined up for
July T." said this morning former
citizen Of Grcenvillc. "Mauldin and
McSwain can both make good talks on
any occasion and what they will have
TO say will no doubt he worth listen
ing to. Capt. Mauldin served through
out the World War with distinction.
He is veteran of the Spanish Amcri-
can War and although he was well
over the age limit when the late struG-
gle came on, he was among the hrsl
to hop in. He was soon promoted 10
the captaincy of Il company. ii" was
attached to his men and they to him.
Then they wanted TO make Il major oi
him. But knowing such a promolion
would take him away from his men ne
declined the place saying that he
WOIlQ f1lnSG SlHS "ilH thS "''"'
| is the kind Of a fellow he is. He knows
men. You won't hardly hear any
nolishcd address from Mauldin. He is
one of these straight FROM the shoulder
fellows; but what he says is worth
whi'e. Now about Congressman Nc
Swain: Over in the Fourth Congress
.;on,l district they call him Cousin
John. He is said to be related oE
blood or marriage to pretty nearly
every family in Grccnvillc, Spartan
burg, Laurcns and Union counties. ilc
too served as a captain in the late
World War and he had a remarkable
rocurd as a soldier. a lawyer by pro-
fcssion. when he came back from inc
,vo,. bc entered the race for congress
,.hen il became known that sam
Nichols would not be a candidate lol
20 -rlcctinn. Dave Traxlcr. Ab hl'l
and another bird, I've forgotten MS
,,noc wore in that race against e. II
tobn. Now Dave Traxlcr has lots ol
friends Sn has Alb Hill and they arc
Ibotb politicians frcm away back. wen
tn make Il long story short COUSIN
John moppcd up with the whole WORKS
in the first primary. What CouSl'
Jobn goes after he gets Yes, slr' it'
q strong team uf speakers l"r NV
Fourth
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01
Troubles of the Merchant.

A merchant was talking over some
or his troubles with Views and Inter
views the other day. Not all or MS
troubles but these that result from 40
ing credit business.
1T might strike you as funny salo
be. "but most Of the disputes over
bills come from women. l have cas-
in mind Just now. The lady l shall
call Mrs. S.
Her account had been running for
months and months. Finally she came
in one day to settle. had had troupie
with her before and had heard "l
other merchants having trouble "i heI
disnuting their accounts. So | WASH
really much surprised.
"Put had the bin ready for hcl
when she came We started over II
together, item by item.
".Herc is something | didn't Ge''
said she. I marked the item OIL
land I never bought anything ike
this in my life she said getting llttie
further along.
~ said nothing but marked that Oh
too.
"Thcn she found a third matter lo
kick about-the three items amounting
to about $40.
~ took 'cm all Off.
Then she paid the balance.
That done she said: Now h;''
borc is p, list of things | want To puE
..J looked ut her and then ] sald' III
nam guess you can't get cm hcfe
You see VIC are straight now ana eA
ucct we had better stay straight.
And some people think merchant
have an easy time of it.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01
Views and INTERVIEWS
Brief Local Paragraphs Of More or
Less Interest.
PICKED UP BY ENQUIRER REPORTERS
Stories Concerning Folks and Things
Some of Which You Know ard
Some You Don't know-Condensed

Some Of Which You Know ard
Some You Don't know-Condensed
Fer Quick Reading.
He treated her with coldness,
But she didn't mind bit
He treated her with coldncss
Some seven plates Of 1t.
Then he treated her with sweetness
And she didn't like that bit
Because the candy he sent was PLAIN
stick .
No bon bons and cherries in it.
Whatd'ye Know.
l. How many days are there in
leap year?
2. What number. does the Roman
numeral XII designate?
3. What state is popularity called the
Buckeye State?"
4. What state is called the "Hawkcye
state?"
5. How many signers Were there Of
the Declaration of Independence?
6. Who was the first to sign the
Declaration?
7. By whom was the Declaration
chiefly drafted?
8. On what date was the Declaration
adopted?
9. On what date was the Declaration
signed?
10. What is the length of football
field from goal line to goal line?
ANSWERS
1, 366; 2. 40; 8, Ohio; 4, Iowa; s. o6;
6. John Hancock; T. Thomas Jefferson;
s, July 4, 1776; 9, August 3; 10, 300
feet.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01
Mixing EN- UP.

Every newspaper man mas HI" NV
cxperience OF having articles m'Neo l"
tho make up of the paper. " Is an
moving to have that thing happen anu
il makes thoughts not fit to PRINT "u1
,f all tho mix ups on record COMES
from T.. NJ. Woods. by the way OF inc
t.rooders Gazette, and Woods says lii''
,,o Nebraska newspaper man in whose
papcr it appeared, left town. Tine re-
mort of a wedding and the notice o'
an arction sale mixed, that WAS "'''
Here is the result of the mix up.
Married at the home ot I'll" p''"e
,,wnship one mile north AMI t"'
miles east of MI and Mrs. 'ohn
1oncs, highly respected residents VI
rr,ursdav Jan. 81. Miss Ethel Drink
r.atcr by the Rev. IS head of Snort
horns consisting of four brlaeSHi''io'
dressed in pale blue and carrying
calves BY their 81. sides: They had tuIit .nn,
vcils sired by the noted Kentucky 1acf
I.omhna ard. Also f"rIy-sIX mead {"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

The Troubles of Dramat'st.-
There recently called upon the editor
of IL dramatic journal young play
wright who sought advice as to assls-
tancc in producing new piay.s.
"G want" said he to the pr ITO
obtain colIaborator. The p1 us al
ready written; the collaboras01 Is to
furnish board and lodging until the
play is produced
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01
Sunday schoolsreasius.r:

There is lot Of interest in the sun
day School, baseball league organized
here several. weeks ago. All Of the
leading churches Of. the city have
teams and. the. best baseball material
in the city ,is to be-. found on those
teams. At least two. games are played
each week and ithereiis.a large attend
ance on each game.
Following was. sthe standing OF the
several teams Of the. Sunday School
league UP to Monday afternoon of this
Ueak.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

Music has charm in the country
where the houses arc a mile apart.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

Never judge the dimensions of
woman's brain by Inc size Of her hat.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

Some men have such weak eyes they
actually couldn't tell the truth if they
saw it.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

Even he who fights and runs away
may leave footprints in the sands OF
time.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

"A pessimistc.fts: q man. who hss
backed an@optlmlst. 49,: ::x 49,. , .",,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

Most people who do not believe all
they hear are fond Of repeating 1t.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

Ghosts probably walk at night ir
order to keep in the shade.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

Many man who is on the road to
fortune doesn't know where to get Off.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

hogs, including the groom's father
from North Dakota, where. he is en-
gagged in missionary work and is i'm
muncd by the double process. These
shotcs are thrifty and all relatives OF
the bride and groom. They all gather
ed i'm the spacious dining room after
the ceremony and partook Of 300
bushels OF seed oats, 1000 bushels OF
corn, 10 large sacks of millet and al
falfa. The bride is the youngest
daughter of one trusty incubator,
.pacity 600 eggs, one Jno. Deere five
room cottage and: "a trip to Omaha,
after which they draw 10 per cent. in
tercst from date. Free lunch at noon.
Peppery Paragraphs.
It pays to own things you don't owe
for.
It's easier to acquire 4 poor wife
than good cook.
How easy it is to suggest remedy
for other peop'es ills.
Ghosts probably walk at night IN
order to keep in the shade.
Most people who do not believe all
they hear are. fond Of repeating it.
Many man who is on the road to
fortune doesn't know where to get OFF,
A little. learning is a dangerous
thing, but a lot Of ignorance is still
more dangerous.
An easy way TO make money is to
buy stocks when they arc low and SCI
them when they arc high.
When a woman begins to dye her
hair she begins to suspect some other
woman's figure of being unnatural.
Talk is cheap if you get it from a
gossip.
There are lots Of happy people III
the silly sanitariums.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01
League. ~ -.
(By 2. Staff. Correspondent).

Practically all of the. business hogAss &;
here are to be closed. on; JulsSA. nhs5t lpa
is to be no public celebration: q .aS
kind heretandtmost:R Rock Kihans3
go to other towns around and ;inte;a4s:
country to spend the day ndlcat5sagE sgE
are that there win be. hundreds of pSG
pic from this section Of the countyfsstttS9 2
60 to :Yorkville for the day. 49,.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

A little. learning is dangerous
thing, but a lot Of ignorance Is stiil
more dangerous.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

When a woman begins to dye her
hair she begins to suspect some other
woman's figure of being unnatural.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

An easy way TO make money is to
buy stocks when they arc low ana SCI
them when they arc high.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

Talk is cheap if you get it from a
gossip.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-07-01

There are lots OF happy people III
the silly sanitariums.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
GIRL HIT BY AUTO
STILL UNCONSCIOUS
Miss Helen Murphy Remains
In Semi-ConsciOus Condi-
ton Following Accident.

Special 10 The Ncws-Timcs:
PLYMOUTH. Ind. March g.
Miss Helen Murphy. SIX years old.
adopted daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs
Lert Murphy, Is in a semi-conscious
condition here as a result Of being
struck by an automobile driven by
John Schroeder Friday night. She
never has reEained complete con-
seriousness since tho accident.
The girl had been sent on an err
rend and was carrying milk 10 the
Murphy home. in company with
three other girl friends when the
accident occurred. Her companions
ran ahead when they noticed the
approaching automobile. but the
Murphy girl. carefully carrying the
bottle Of milk, did not observe the
machine bearing down upon her.
Schroeder. it is said. noticed the
other girls run across the street
but failed 70 see the Murphy girl
walking slowly in front Of his car.
The machine knocked the girl TO
the ground. injuring her back and
the back Of her head.
The foster father. employed in
South Bend, was summoned to
Plymouth at once. Constant ef-
forts TO restore the girl 10 a con-
scious condition have failed Tt is
not believed any bones were broken
or that her skull was fractured.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
SUB-CHASERS KEEP
CLOSE WATCH OYER
MIAMI CABLE SHIP

CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
the sub chaser ia. When It paid
no attention. we fired a shot across
the bow OF the Clowery."
" Ensign C1approth declared that
he was still under orders to prevent
work OF connecting the cable 10 the
mainland. but declined TO make fur
Their comment
Capt. II. n. Smith Of the Robert
c. Clowery refused TO make any ex-
PLANTATION Of the cable ships action.
IT hove TO immediately after the
shot was fired" he said, "and pro-
ceeded into Miami with the naval
vessel as II ordered me TO do
Brought BY British.
The cable. which was brought up
here last summer by the British
cable ship Colonia, was left attached
10 a buoy when the controversy
with the government arose and pre-
vented the completion Of connection.
II was said Saturday that the buoy
had sunl1 being pulled down by the
great weight OF the cable. When
work is resumed It will be necessary
TO grapple along the bottom OF the
ocean 10 pick II up.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
Senate Leaders TO Act
On Treaties This Week
By Associated Press:

BY Associated Press:
WASHINGTON, March 6.-Ar-
rangements for senate action next
week on several pending treaties
were made Sunday by republican
leaders. Minor treaties only are to
be taken up first.
That the administration has
agreed to take no action on the
three power" treaty negotiated by
former Pres't Wilson, guaranteeing
France against aggression. was in
dicated today by republican leaders
Other treaties. possibly including
the Colombian, will be taken up by
the senate committee next Monday
under a call issued today by Chair
man Lodge.
II was expected that the Colon
bian treaty. which was presented TO
the last senate. would be reported
favorably again next Monday with
out change in the provision for
paving Colombia $25,OOO.000.
The treaty OF Versailles was a
legacy Of ex-Pres't Wilson to Pres't
Harding and is in the white house
archives. Prominent republicans to-
day declared that the presidents in
augural address left no doubt that
it would remain there indefinitely.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
NOtre Dame

St. Thomas Day will be observed
by the members OF the st. Thomas
Philosophical society and all junior
and senior philosophers Monday
with religious exercises 2n6 a ban
quet- The members of tee society
will attend mass in Sorin chapel at
nine o'clock after which a program
Of music, wit and pbtIosc ply will
be rendered in the unworthy par
lOrs. At one o'clock a banquet Will
be held In the Carroll refectory. All
philosophers of the upper classes
viii enjoy a holiday but freshman
and sophomore classes will be taught
as usual.
The regular weekly meeting of the
board of editors Of the Scholastic
viii be held Monday evening in the
Scholastic room of the library.
Preparations will be completed for
the editors number which will aD-
pear at Easter time.
The Palette club, under the direc-
ton Of Prof. Vincent O'Covnor Wis
lifted the National Printing and Lith-
osraphing CO. Of Niles. on Saturday
to inspect the drawing on stone
and zinc which comprises the litho-
graphing process. Ten men spent
the day at the village.
The final initiation Of the year
will be a feature Of the Knights OF
Column bus program 10 follow the
Easter holidays. A dance will pre-
cede the exemplification OF the ma
jor degrees. the dates for both
events to be announced later.
The Students Activity committee
has sanctioned the sale OF Mite
boxes for the Bengalese Mission So
ciety. The object lin view is the
erection Of a Holy Cross foreign
mission seminary in Bengal
The University debating team
spoke at St. Mary's Sunday after
noon I'm preparation for the triangu-
lar debate with Goshen and VAL
paraiso to be held on Friday eve
ming. Engels, Clark. Gallagher, and
Rhomberg handled the affirmative
side and Hogan, Cavanugh. Swital
ski and Ward the negative OF the
question: Resolved. The govern
ment OF the United States should
own and operate the coal mines of
the United states"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
sECY DENNY RETICENT.

WASHINGTON, Mar s. - The
navy department Sunday received a
full report on the action Saturday
OF the commander OF United States
subchaser 154 In ordering a shot 10
be fired across the bow OF the West
ern Union cable ship Robert Q.
CIowery at Miami. Fla. The Rob
ert c. Clowery had started work
preparatory 10 landing the Western
Unions ADMINISTRATORS cable
which the government had forbid
den.
Sec'y DENLY. after reading the re-
port. declined TO discuss tho matter,
declaring any cement would have
10 come from the state department.
Officials OF the latter department
were equally reticent.
Orders issued by the navy depart
rnent az the direction Of Pres't Will
son last summer 10 stop landing Of
the cable by force. II necessary. have
not been rescinded so FAR as could
be learned today.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
Panama President Unable
To GiUe Out Official Note

BY Associated Press:
PANAMA, Mar. S.-Pending re-
celpt or complete official advices.
Prest Porras Sunday Informed the
press that he was not able 10 give
out statement regarding the
identic note sent 10 Parma and
Costa Rica by the United States
concerning the hostilities along the
border, which was published in the
morning newspapers Sunday.
Nothing official was given out to-
day regarding the situation in the
region Of Coto, where the Panaman-
ians still are holding the territory
which they recaptured from the
Costa Rican occupational forces.
The latest advices received from
Almirante say that town was occu-
pied by eight hundred Costa Ricans.
They are respecting foreign proper
~ rights.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
NILES

II has just become known here
that Miss Lila Moran, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. o. a. Dever Of Niles.
and Kenneth Renbarger Of Galien
were married on Feb. IS at St.
Petersburg. Fla
The Farmers Institute conducted
at the nd-of-the- River grange hall
was attended BY a large number Of
farmers. Era Levin. or the Michi-
gan Agricultural college, NIr. Sim
mingtOn, Berrien county agent. and
Harry Lurkins. former Berrien
county agricultural agent. were the
principal speakers
John II. HUFF. guardian for Mrs.
Catherine Wyant, an aged resident
OF Niles, has filed suit in the Cass
county circuit court 10 have deeds
made by Mrs. Wyant set aside, and
the property restored to her on the
ground tina. such deeds were made
as the result of Misrepresentation.
The suit involves possession of 242
acres in Cas- county. and Of two
houses and four lots in Niles. The
suit names as defendants Samuel
Bolton, Lulu Bolton. Grant Bolton.
and Minnie Bachelor.
The Cass county road commission
has awarded 10 Grover Kimmerle,
postmaster at Cassopolis, the con
tract for paving the six-nlile road
from the corner Of the Indian lake
road 10 Summerville. Mr.. kim
merle's bid was $47.779.S5. the low
est Of three submitted.
A damage suit for $4,000 has
been started In the Berrien county
circuit court by Roy Northrup OF
Wayne, Mich, against Sanford
Chandler of Benton Harbor. The
suit is the outgrowth of an accident
which occurred at Wayne two years
ago, when a car driven by Chandler.
IL is alleged, struck the wagon in
which NorthrUp was riding, inhict-
ing upon the latter permanent in
juries.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
DEATHS


MrE Estls- 81. schrop. % years
c.d vito ~ Fred II. schrop. died at
setr1 o'clock Sunday morning az her
home. $50 s. Sixth ST.. following am
iauess of three months.
She Be- survived by her husband.
her mother. Mrs. j. K Smith. two
sons George and James Schrop. "a
sister. Mrs Albert y. Stamm. Of
south Bend and brother, Cecil c.
smith. o. Kaukakec. H. She was
born i'm Winnamac and has lived IN
this city for Il years.
Funeral services viii be held
az two o'clock Tuesday 40 the resi-
dence the Rev. J. L. Gardiner and
Rev. a. T.. Brandcnburg officiating
Burial viii be made in the River
view cemetery. The body may DO
viewed from noon Tuesday till the
hour Of the funeral
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
DRY LEADERS
AWAIT ACTION
OF NEW REGIME

CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
manufacture Of beer containing more
than the lega1 amount Of alcohol
and the numerous seizures OF prop
erty which have been made by the
government IN the past few months
Another question for the heads
% tho department to decide Is the
matter OF trans-shipmeut Of liquor
via this country when shipped from
one foreign country 20 another. on
the protest OF the British embassy
The opinion rendered by the depart
rneut Of justice holding trans-ship-
ments or liquor illegal and veSais
touching at American ports with
nouor aboard TO be violatOrs Of the
prohibition laws has been returned
for review. Meanwhile both ques-
lions remain status quo.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
archbishop Ddugherty " i'll
Spend Easter Near Vatican

BY Associated Press:
ROME, March 6.-The Most Rev.
Dennis J. Dousherty. archbishop Of
Philadelphia, who will be elevated
TO the Cardinate this week. has re-
ceived permission from the pope TO
postpone his departure from Rome,
as 1t will be impossible for him 10
leave IN time TO reach Philadelphia
by Easter. Although definite plans
have not been arranged it is likely
that the archbishop viii spent Eas-
ter in Rome. He will thus have an
opportunity 10 discuss many import
ant questions with the Vatican and
the different congregations.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
ArreSt Woman Organizer
OF Radical Movements

by Associated Press.
PHILADELPHIA. Pa. Mar. G.
Eliza beth Gurley Flynn OF New
York and eight Philadelphlans were
arrested here Sunday when police
stopped a meeting at New Garrick
hall at which Miss Flynn was 10
have been the principal speaker.
Quantities Of alleged radical litera-
ture was seized.
The prisoners were given imme-
date hearings before a magistrate.
Miss Flynn being held in s., 900 bail
for court on charges of organizing
and originating d radical movement
contrary 10 the laws Of the state
and possessing seditious literature"
The others were held I'm various
sums on charges Of "fomenting dis
order and possessing seditious lit
erature."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
ask Sen. NeU TO Assist
In Locating Local Boy

United States Sen. Harry s. New
OF Indiana has been forwarded a
telegram soliciting his aid in assist
ing to learn of the whereabouts Of
Ladislaus Dembinski. a local boy
who was fighting with the Polish
army against the Bolsheviks. Young
Dembinski is "a years old and en-
listing in the Polish Army IN Chi
cago, March, 1918. No word has
been received from him since jan
uary, 1919.
Dembinsl1t's father lives in South
Bend and has almost given up hope
OF finding his son. The last trans
port OF Polish-American volunteers
arrived recently in New York and
no one aboard knew anything of the
Whereabouts OF the boy. As a last
resort the telegram has been sent
TO Sen. New.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-07
Rain Prevents Pirates
Practice at u est Baden

RI Associated Press:
WEST BADEN. Ind. Mar. g.
Rain prevented the Pittsburg Ma
tiounI league baseball team which is
in spring training here. from doing
any outdoor work sunday.
With the arrival Of Pitchers Ham
nton and Ebcrhart and Catcher
Brottem sunday Manager Gibson
said The quota of the club was com
plete with the exception OF 8Iangum.
whose mother is go.
weather permitting. IL was an
nounced regular practice schedules
w-iu be put IN force Monday.