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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
M|SSROBERTsON
FOR D|9ARM|NG
WOMEN FIRST
Sole congrssswoman Hint
That Equal Rights 10
Good Joke.

4 Fl
Compulsory disarmament d
women was suggested today By
Alice Robertson. Oklahoma's LADY
Congressman.
with murders by women on the
increase she declared 1t as necessary
as the disarmament Of nations.
The Lady from Oklahoma" had
been asked to comment on the shock.
ing and growing tendency Of her SEE
to kill off the made population.
1.-The women talk 30 much about
disarmament-well. why don't they
disarm?" she demanded. why don't
they begin 1t by disarming women
Says Women Want War.
Women want war;" the lady Con
gresham declared. discussing the dis
armament movement in general.
Certainly they want war;" she
said. They talk disarmament. but
they want war. Look at the SOCIAL.
ed women's magazines. They're filled
with advertisements of military
academies. Women \ clamoring fof
disarmament send their boys to mill.
tinue to sell toys suggestive of war"
When informed q movement was
under way to have her named as the
woman member OF the American del
egation to the Presidents disarma-
ment conference, she said.
why should i be there? It's no
place for woman"
Speaking her mind on women
murderers. suffragists and other fe-
males OF the species. she said:
Women who murder get off too
easy. They're not judged according
to the same standards as men who
fragists demanding equal rights Tor
the men, do you? No, the suffra-
gists want equal rights for women
with special privileges.
She Doesn't Want Courtesy.
Men have innate courtesy and
give women privileges. My male
colleagues in Congress think they
must pay me certain courtesies be-
cause I'm a woman When get
into an elevator they make way for
me and remove their hats. I wish
they wouldn't. Why should they
treat me any different from a man
since I'm on an equal basis with
them?
Men are not so bad. Women de-
clare them cruel and unjust. but
they're not. 1t should be remem-
bered that men who are bad had
women for their mothers"
When she proposed compulsory
disarmament Of women. a man avia-
tor suggested as her slogan. Take
away their guns and arm them with
rolling pins" t.
I'm for that" said Miss Alice"
with a twinkle in her eyes. making
1t clear the rolling pins should be
used for bread-making and not head
breaking.
But to disarm only the women
that would be unjust" was sug-
gested.
There should be compulsory dis
armament OF men. too-of course,
the men should be included" said
Miss Alice"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
BARTHoL oMEW MAY HELP
BALTIMORE ZONINC PLAN

Harland Bartholomew, a city plan
ming engineer. who assisted In the
framing of a zoning ordnance in this
city, may be selected to advise Balti-
more city officials who are preparing
q coming plan.
The zoning commission OF Balti-
more has several men under consid-
GRAFTON. It il probable that Barth-
olomew and one other city planner
will be called In to assist In the
zoning planning.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
THREE BOYS ARRESTED
AS DoORSTEPS THIEVES

Detected while going from door to
door stealing bread and milk, three
young boys were arrested yesterday
by Headquarters Detectives Jones,
Jackson, Darneil, Flaherty, and
Robey.
The boys were taken TO the Fourth
precinct and gave their names rs
Floyd Carter. seventeen years old.
1918 First street southwest; Horace
Brown, eighteen years old, 623 Third
street Southwest, and John Bruce.
eighteen years old. 1920 South Capitol
street. Tttt,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
MAORUDER PUPILS WILL
PRESENT MUSICAL PLAY

"A Contest of Songs" a play, VIII
be presented by pupils of the Ma
gruder Vacation School at the Dun
bar Community Center on Thursday
night, August IL, At 7:30 O'Clock.
This play viii marak the closing
of the summer school An invitation
has been extended to the public to
attend.
In the Dunbar center lessons are
given in organdie flower making,
rhythmic dancing and swimming.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
WOMAN Halter" ON LOVE.

Love il the delusion that one
woman differs from another.
The lucky man IL the one who IL
not even invited to the wedding.
On one issue, at least. men and
women agree. They both distrust
women.
When women kiss 1t always re-
minds one of prizefighters shaking
hands just before the scrap.
WOMAN Halter.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
CIGARETTE CHATTER.

King Murad" didn't life his
wife; that's Natural" So he sent
his son ''Mogul'' on q Camel" to
Mecca" to capture the fair "Fa-
TINA" BY a Lucky Strike" he
got her. King Murad" changed
his Tuxedo to q Prince Henry
and looked like Lord Salisbury"
on pail Mall" His wife, "zira'..
caught him Between the Acts"
She got q sword from Sweet Cap
oral and killed the KIN. "Mogul."
who had little admiration for his
mother Zira. said. "O-ma (r). Hell
ma Or"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
JOSEPH t. DREAMER.

As the train pulled into the
Union Station here the porter
came along with his whiskbroom
and began to brush me off.
Much dust on me, George"
] asked him.
Bout SO cents worth, sah."
he replied. J. w.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10

It's the wonderful Whlskbr0oMer,
And to clothes great boomer.
He h swfully bold,
Never catches cold,
And Il . friend to every roomer.
TITS hard" said the boarding
house keeper, ''to think that this
poor little lamb should be killed to
cater to our appetites."
"Ill say it's tough" said the
grouchy boarder, as he tried to cut
his portion. EAMON o 8.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
ATOR BALL JOINS FIGHT TO SAVE FRATERNIIES IN D. SCHOOL
1EARl> 81
By BILLS .SPARE TIRE a
MS.

OIDONOISMS.
No matter how high man rises
in this world he never COTS above
suspicion.
A man Ii seldom - good - he
pfotends to Be, and he ID seldom
- bad - his neighbor thinks he b.
Men who have to work al night
devote lot Of their time to day
dreams.
When . man marries he changes
his wife into the typo Of woman
that she n. Then he leaves her
and runs around with the type 0f
woman thst she was.
Most men and most things SOON
easy until you try to do them.
After man gets fired he likes
to tell that they had to hire two
mon to do his work.
The tester . man Is, the more
trouble Re has In keeping up with
his running expenses.
4 maiden with stockings Of hsle.
Passed 4 man and gave him smile.
The Isle he could see,
All che way to the knee,
Bo-PEEP.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
THE LITTLE ANIMALS.

Che small animal, just added to
the Zoo through GIMME b.
OOZE," il a discovery Of the De-
partment of Agriculture, which
states that 1t flourishes through
out tho world:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
PHILOSOPHY.

This bit Of philosophy ought to be
many q mans motto: .s,.. 4s
do RIGHT and fear no man.
. Don't WRITE and fear no wom-
an" SOUTHERN SLIM.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
DUMB.BELL DICTIONARY.

LIQUOR-why speak Of the deadf
OCEAN-Large body Of water.
soon to be surrounded by floating
bars.
HAIR TONIC-what the barber
puts on to make the hair grow 10 he
can cut II again.
COMPLEXION - Powder. paint,
and rouge.
JOSEPH T. DREAMER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10

We hardly know which way to 90.
Nor whore TO turn--thats true,
But you will find, We all know
What other people ought to do.
FAT EMMA.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
LOOKING AHEAD.
HOW TO STOP HIM.

HOW TO STOP HIM.
What's all that bowling down
there?" Eva's mother called out
soon after her daughters lover
arrived.
"Howling. MAJ came the answer.
why it's Mr.. Malley singing
Love Me and the World Is Mine"
Then for goodness sake. love
him." growled the old lady, land
perhaps the silly ass will be go
ing home" EAMON o. 3.
1 recall the story of q Western
evangelist who painted religious
queries and admonitions on rocks
fences, etc. One was this;
What will you do when you dfoT
A smart Advertising man painted
under IL:
"Use welta Oil. Good for burns"
LEONA MAC.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
Presidents Program

$40 q. m.--Col. Charles r.
Forbes. director Of the Veterans
Bureau.
10 q. m.-secretary Of Com
merce Hoover.
1880 a. m.-Oregon Congress
sional delegation.
II n. m.--Senator Ernst of
Kentucky.
11u0 a. m.-Senator Cameron,
of Arizona.
11:15 a. m.-Senator Reyes, of
New Hampshire.
11.20 a. ms-Congressman
Smith, of Idaho.
1880 a, m.--Commtssioner he
veyra. Of the Philippines.
11:45 a. m.-Gen. Charles G..
Dawes, director of the budget.
1913 y. m.-Angus McSween,
Washington newspaper man.
1880 p. m.-Fred Upham,
treasurer of the Republican Ma
tonal Committee.
12:4b p. m.-Senator Calder,
Of New York.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
QUITE RIGHT.

QUITE RIGHT.
Grouch---A dollar bill doesn't 80
half as far as II used to.
Fogey-Mabbe 1t doesn't, but II
goes twice as fast. -
L ARTHUR l.. MEEGAN.
LOOKING AHEAD.
II expect to have hot time when
! set out OF here" said one convic'
to another.
How long are you in fort"
Life"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10

to do 10 to worry over the next Day 9
worries.
Ex-service men appear. to share with
President Harding the faith in the sue
cessfui administration OF this nam.
moth task by Colonel Forbes. The new
director. forty-four years old, achieved
his business success In the Northwest,
and is what is generally accepted as
the Western type. In his youth he
shipped before the mast, before the
war he was vice president of a large
engineering corporation handling much
railroad construction. He was in the
Somme offensive, the Argonne and the
st. Mihiel drive.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10

NO DISCOUNTS HERE.
The experience that We buy In
tho market Of life b always sold
f. O. b. The buyer invariably
pays the freight.
FRED vETTER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-10
Bar PawnshOps
From Selling
Medals

To display war medals and
badges and other decorations for
sale will be a violation of the law
IL Congress passes bill sent to
the House yesterday by Assistant
Secretary Of the Navy Roosevelt.
Mr.. Roosevelt said that pawn
brokers and other deslers were dis
playing and selling war decora-
tions to anyone who had the price.
The fact that the decorations can
be readily acquired by anybody
lessons their Sentimental value,
said Mr.. Roosevelt. He expects
speedy action on the bill.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
Sunday School
 Baseball Games

Three games were played in the Phoenix Sunday school baseball league yesterday afternoon. Two games were finished, but the third game was called at the end of the seventh inning.
 Yesterdays results:
 Presbyterians, 14. First Method ists. 4. Adams school grounds
 Christian. '; Baptists, 0. Halstead grounds, Five Points.
 Episcopal, 5; South Methodist 5. Called at end of 7th; darkness. Eastlake park.
 Regular games will be played ev- cry Tuesday evening during the sum- mer. all games starting at 5:30 D, m.
 Next weeks games will be played as follows:
 Baptists vs. Presbyterians at Adams school
 First Methodists vs. Episcopals at high school.
 South Methodists vs. Christians at Eastlake park.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
Valley Baseball Games Arranged
 Through Phoenix
 Booking Office

Valley baseball teams are now of fered the services of the Phoenix booking office to arrange games with local and outside teams. The ma jority of games played in Phoenix are now booked through the new of flee and in all probability every game played in the valley this summer will be arranged through this office. The Phoenix booking office will book
 games for Eastlake park, the new Riverside park and all local grounds offering all teams an opportunity to play every Sunday. Games will be arranged at the Phoenix parks as far
 as possible and each team will be
 given games in this city at regular
 intervals.
 A tentative schedule of Sunday games will be published every
 Wednesday and managers are re-
 quested to get in touch with the
 booking office Or the opposing teams
 as soon as possible in order to com
 plete the details for the games. All
 teams must file dates Monday and
 any objections to dates should be
 made with "Pidge Pinney," who will
 have charge of the booking office.
 The headquarters of the booking of
 flee will be located in the Pinney &
 Robinson sporting goods house on
 Central avenue
 In order to make the booking of
 games through a central office suc- cesSful, team managers and players
 must cooperate with the booking of flee and follow as far as possible the schedules arranged. Requests for games have been re- ceived from San Diego, Los Angeles. the Boston Bloomer Girls. Douglas and the U. of A. These games will be filled through the Phoenix booking office Games with the U. of A. can not be played on Sunday and all var sity games must be made for week days. The Wildcats will probably play two or three games in the val | ey this season and local teams will be given chance to compete on their merits.
 The tentative schedule for next Sunday follows:
 Giants vs West End Sluggers at Eastlake park.
 White Sox vs. Casa Grande at Riv erside park.
 Tigers vs. Mesa at Mesa. Chambers Transfer ys. Tempe at Tempe.
 Arizona Eastern vs. Santa Fe at A. E. grounds.
 Glendale vs. Wickenburg at Wick enburg. It is not possible to match the teams in every instance as the man agers desire, but special efforts will | be made to satisfy all clubs. This system is being worked in
 many places and has been found the most successful method to handle semi pro baseball. It works out just as we'll as the league system and does not risk the disruption of the playing schedule when one team drops out or an extra team enters the field. As many teams as are or ganized in the valley can play ball and dates will be arranged for all but the managers must cooperate in | order to carry the program through the season.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
Personnel or Golf
 Team Is Announced
IRepubIlcan A. P. Leased WIrel

IRepubIIcan "A. F. CedSeo WIreJ
 NEW YORK, April 5.-Personnel of the American amateur golf team which will sail April 30 to participate in the British amateur championship tournament was announced today.
 It will consist of Charles Evans. Jr., of Chicago, national amateur champion; Francis Ouimet of Bos- ton; Bobby Jones of Atlanta; Fred Wright of Boston; Paul Hunter of California; Parker Whittemore of Boston; W. c. Fownes of Pittsburg; J. Wood Platt of Philadelphia and F. c. Newton of Boston
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
RED sox WIN sLUeFEsT

At Bamberg, s. C. R. H. E. Boston Americans ...........9 It 5 Rochester Internationals .... 9 4
 (10 innings)
 Batteries: Bush, Thormahlen. Ruhl and Walters; Black, Clark, Whitaker and Ross, Hargrave.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
Eighth Chess Gan1e
 Ends In Eighth DrauU

HAVANA, April 5.-The eighth game of the international chess match between Emanuel Lasker and Joseph R. Capablanca was declared draw tonight. There were no moves made in addition to those of Sunday night in the first half of the game, which was adjourned after 30 moves.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
CIeueland Sold Out
 For Opening Games
IRepubIIcan A. p. Leased WIre1

CLEVELAND, April 5.-All re- served seats for the opening game of the American league season here April p and for the first Sunday game, April 24, have been sold, the management of the Cleveland base ball club announced today. St. Louis will be the champions opponents on both dates
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
BASEBALL BeSS
 @ & '.'
$Z4,OOO In Prizes
 For Grand Circuit
 Races At ReadDilIe
[RepuhIIcan A. P. Leased Wlrel

lHepubilcan A. ?. Leased Wlre1 HUSTON. April 5.-Prizes totalin 7 S24.000 for the early closing events or ene Grand Circuit meeting at Read vile, August'29 to September ?, were announced here today. They are for the following races:
 Free -for-all pace, s5000; 2:10 pace, $50o0; Ell trot (The Massachusetts, $sOo0; 2:0S trot, $3000; three year Oid trot, S3000; two-year- trot, $S000: 2:05 trot, $2000
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
Jury Refuses To
 Indict Manager
 For Sunday Game
IRepublIcan A. P. Leased Wire1

BALTIMORE, April 5.-The grand jury has refused to indict Jack Dunn, manager of the Baltimore Interna- tionals, on charges of working on Sunday in a baseball game at Oriole mark on Anril 3, 1t was learned today Efforts are being made by various Sunday observance organizations to suppress Sunday baseball playing here.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
PIRATES SHUT OUT TEXAS

At Fort Worth R. H. E. oittsburg Nationals .......-.2 Fort Worth, Texas League. 70 ?
 Batteries: Adams, Glazener and Schmidt; Appleton, Pate and Moore.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
Rickenbacker Will
 Referee Los Races

LRepubiIcan A. F. Leased WIreI
 LOS ANGELES, April 5.-Eddie Rickenbacker. former racing driver and American ace of the world war. will referee the national champion ship sprint races on the Los Angeles speedway next Sunday, the speedway association announced today. Bar ney Oldfield. originally selected as referee. had announced his with
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06

HARDING SIGNS WITH MAJORS
 WASHINGTON, April 5-Presi- dent Harding, who for many years has been an enthusiastic fan, today accepted an invitation to pitch the first ball at the opening of the Amer ican league baseball season here April 13
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
First Western Golf
 Matches On July 24

CHepUuICd1I ~. . :. Ecdseu WIFI
 CHICAGO, April 5.-The first western matches in this country of George Duncan. British open golf champion, and Abe Mitchell, have been booked for the Skokie Country club here on July 24, it was an- nounced today. They will play against Phil Gaudin and Charles ("Chick") Evans, if the latter ac- cepts.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
WHITE sox TAKE ONE

At Little Rock R. H. E., Chicago Americans ...-......5 s 0 Little Rock, Southern ........0 l
 Batteries: Mulrennan and Schalk and Yaryan; Ingraham, Poolaw and Land, Minor.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
GIANTS BEAT SENATORS

At Knoxville, Tenn R. H. E. Washington Americans ..-...2 2 New York Nationals .........4
 Batteries: Zachary, Sacht and Picinich; Douglas, Benton and Schuyler.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
MAcKMEN BEAT RIVALS

At Greenville- R.H. E. Philadelphia Americans IF If 2 Philadelphia Nationals ......7 2
 Batteries: Romell, Perry and Perkins; Hubbel, Ring. Betts and Withrow.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
BROWNS BLANK CARDS

At St. Louis R. H. E.. St. Louis Americans .........9 0 St Louis Nationals .......0 3
 Batteries: Sothoron and Severeid; {; Walker, Schupp, Riviere and Dill hoefer
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
CLOSE FOR CHAMPS

At Mobile R. H. E. Cleveland Americans ........4 2 Mobile, Southern Association 2 2
 Batteries: Uhle and Thomas, O'Neill; Roberts, Swann and Pond.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
supERRAs BEAT MAYS

At Atlanta R. H. E. New York Americans .......4 12 l Brooklyn Nationals ....8 If 2
 Batteries: Mays, Sheehan and Schang; Reuther, Cadore and Miller.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
TIGERS DEFEAT WICHITA FAL

At Wichita Falls R. H. E. Detroit Americans ........10 13 2 Wichita Falls, Texas ..-. 2
 Batteries: Dauss, Middleton and Manion, Woodall; Marshall, Floyd. Kroh and Kitchens.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
VERNON DROPS FIRST ONE

SNOW AT SALT LAKE At Salt Lake Oakland Salt Lake, postponed, snow.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06

FRISCO BEATS PORTLAND
Arizona republican., 1921-04-06
Baseball Results
ANGELS TAKE OPENER

At Los Angeles F
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-06-13
WILSON PLANS TO KEEP I
 IDEALS BEFORE PUBLIC
By Asssciatsd Prsss

Washington, -.. June -l2.-ForMer President Wilson, in receiving today . delesation. of Princeton university students, was quoted as s.yins that he pl&ns to .'ksep his ideais actively before the public"
 Mr wilson. his callers raid, told them he was keeping in touch with political developments, but he did not indicate in what manner hs planned to participate in public atfsirs..s
 The former President and Mrs. wn- son received . committee of four Princeton undergraduates represent ing the nswiy-formed Woodrow Will son seasty of Princeton. L. z. Woods. sJr.aof Pennsylvania, presi- dent of the assoclation, presented Mir. Wilson with letter signed by 500 Prfncston students promising efforts for, ...due recoenition by members Of sli parties, to. Woodrow Wilson as Princeton.s foremost graduate. for his leadership of America during the try ing times of peace and of war and for the courage and idealism he showed Tn endeavorinE to promote the peace o{. the world..''
 Mr Wilson. expressed his apprecia- tion Of the tribute. 4 gas
 The dsissation. in addition to Mr. Woods. Included: Morgan c. Day of Missouri, C. I. Lsvinness of Nary land and Sidney sherwced of New York. r
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-06-13
12 NAMED IN KABER
 MURDER CASE NOW
1Uv AseociatO1 Hroas.

E Cleveland, 70, Juno 12:-Tweivs persons have been named in conree- tior with. the murder of Daniel r. Kaber. stabbed to death two years ago, for which crime Mrs. Eva l1ath- erine Kaber, his wife; Miss Marian AzcArdle. his step-daughter, and Miss Mary Brickei, 6s-year-cld mothcr-in- law, are: under indictment, 1t Became known tonight, following griiiing by County Prosecutor Edward c. stanton and. Chief of Police Frank w. Smith of Mrs. Kaber, Mrs. Brtckel and several suspects.
 Other developments. the authori- ties say were that four hired assas- sins were in the party which, inflicJ- cd the .1l stab wounds in Kaber.s ab- domen. and that $500, part of the stipulaated sum alleged to have boen promised by Mrs. Kaber for the as- sassination of l1ers husband, had been paid.
 The questioning which began this afternoon and was still in progrcrs late tonight was expected to clear Up the last details of the intricate plot through which Kaber was murdered, to result In further indictments
 Frosecuter stanton and Chief Smith fecixr a they had obtained ad- missions from tho midwife aYrssted in Sandusky several days ago that q $500 bili had besn paid to her by an- other woman, ( fortune tsiiefs who Is aiisksd to have acted as ''gc-be- tive e4Yf.sss, s<s A.a sssT
 The $500. according tn the alleged ccnfessiun; was .patAs fo the midwife after she hade1eailsd Mrs. Kabsr on the telephone ana Hold her that. the men, were gettinr impatient. and that she reared shs n6ssht be killed If they were not paid.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-06-13
MEM ORlALi SERVICES ]
 FOR l, ,525 SOL LDiERS
By Assssiated PrssisI !

Hobas:cns N. J.; June l2-Impres- slve memorial services were held to-- day for 1.5ss American soldiers whose bt dies were returned iast week on the transport. Cambria
 The Twenty -sscond infantry. Gov ernor's Island, .furpished- music ana the guard of honor. FAtfer Francis Dinecn. chaplaips of tha1 regiment. reSd prayers for the dead.
 Placing a. wreath on the coffin. of Privste wiNipnp Schlefgtr Of New Ertt8fn.1 Conn., who. served overseas with the Fifty- eighth infAntYy. Cab riel NoradcunRhian: Armenian envoy to the -tynited States, delivered eulogy to the heroes.
 Brig Gen. c J. BriiferS delivered an address. r Z s
 Bodies of 27.s4s Amesicsn spidiers hAv ve already been .btou xft home. sc- cordinE to Capt Edward cf.i Shannon, in charge of the graves, re sistra tion here. By January next, he said,. 3cs- 900 more would arrive.