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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16
HOW HE ALWAYS HAS MONEY.

FRANK BURGESS teIIs nbuUl
married guy In the Southern halfway
building who has shown as much as
$40 in his rocEet-book after pay days.
Gurpcss saws the chap asks his wife
to 1T him carry u 'o the oficc n day
or two t. show the Toys that he has
money. But he has to count II every
time he goes back home.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16
In marriage the big re.pon-
sibilities are the little ones.
l.. W. Il.
TIE LONESOME CLIR.

The Lonesome Club" OF Washing
ton is composed of men and women
over thirty years Of age and meets
at intervals in Central High School.
II formally brings together maIiy
men and women.
want to tell a story
About n lady friend,
who isn't old nor young,
Just an in-between lady
who lives In a room
All by herself, and she
A sked me how to cure
Her everlasting blues.
I showed her II and
And she laughed and laughed,
But this In not the end
told her about Club
Called the Lonesome Club"
And where and when II met
And she went and now
she's never blue and I
Have TO buy wedding gift
And | want to suggest
That somebody with some pep
start a Lonesome Club, Jr
For people under thirty. PAL
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16
THE HEIGHTH OF yExATIoN.

1t is to have some one over SIX rect
tall and quite broad squat himself n
the seat in front of you in a movie
and obstruct your view. FRAT.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16
RAISING ALL AROUND.

what do you raise on this placer"
80 far two children. two chickens
and two hogs. Then the landlord
raised the rent" WEE-WEE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16
WHY DIDN'T HE KICK?

1t was while Adam slept, they tell,
That a rib from him was ficked.
How was IL that he didn't yellH
It's not mentioned that he even Kicked
He must have been hardy cuss,
Whose stats were almost made OF iron,
Or he would have yelled with mistrust
At the attack on his enyirons
BABE RUTH,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16
NIGHT SCHOOL.

Professionalism anyone give me n
sentence with Senior" in It?
Sambo-Ycs, sab. When I aNcd my
boss for dis job he wanted to know
how 7 knowcd he wanted a fellow and
I told him, Cause 1 seen yer ad. In
de Times" BACK
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16

Guest ordering dinner-Noodle
SOUP. vcNl outlet. with tomato sauce.
and n cream pun
Waiter, who had been in the war
Bowl OF submarines. camouffage the
calf. and a custard grenade.
FUII.A FEELING.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16
SIZE ASKS MICH.

I want to know everything there
is about kissing. What is n kiss?
How many kinds? The definitions
of each? Put the fans to work.
TISS ME.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16
SOME LITTLE BREAKER.

know n girl I've called on the
'rbonr fifty times and made dates,
but she has never kept one OF them.
CAKE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16

Our teacher asked us why that
part OF meat from the loin is called
"sirloin." Who knows IL? q. l..
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16
w. NJ. n. again springs the old
question: Which came first, a
chicken or an egg?

There once was n fellow named Ran,
And he was n polished young man.
But when he ate soup,
Everybody few the coop,
For there was upon his noise no ban.
ROB 81
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16
A sNAPpY CAR LINE

A man got on a Brookland car,
Three years ago today,
And when he got to work
His hair was turning gray.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16

think chicken hawks would be
a good name for the c. e.'s, They
are always waiting to grab
chicken, and after she spends her
money let her go. XlOUS-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16

Old men are the worst flirts In
Washington, says an esteemed con-
tributor. And old women, too. It's
n holy terror. +. VETTER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16

They say that the paint
Makes 'em look what they amt,
But you cannot deny this fact
A house that Is painted looks better
Than an implanted shack. .
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16

II and S is very popular in Park
View. | happened to see the note
book of a school pupil. Where notes
of natural science should have been
he had pasted clippings from II
and S. MACK.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16

LII Vamp-Indeed, our F street
boys represent the flower OF wash
ington
Country Cousin-That is ter say
they're purity MAR SISSES.
HARPER'S FERRY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-16

Mrs. Brown, the music teacher.
asked Bobby, her pupil, to find out
how many beats there were in a
measure and he asked his father:
How many beets does that peck
measure of ours hold" D..
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
HOPE ID AVERT $ STRIKE

WASHINGTON, Feb. 9. Hope that officers and seamen on American ships and ship owners will be able to reach ah agreement that will climin- ate the possibility of a general sea mems strike was expressed tonight by Chairman Benson of the shipping board and Andrew Furuscth, prcsi. dent ot the international Seamen's Union Both commented on New York dispatches stating that shipping circles there were discussing the pos sib!lity of Sucl a strike May l. when tho existing working agreements eN. pire
 Chairman Benson said that ai- though the shipping board had no di. rect connection with the labor prob. lem. 1t would use its good offices to further solution or the problem. The hope of the scJmcn, President Fur. useth said, was that the ship own CTS may think little better of it when they have consulted with the new shipping board appointed by the incoming administration"
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
ALLIES AWAITING . GREEKS REPLY
 0N TREATY
Turkish Leader Declares His Country Ready ID
 Accept Proposals

LONDON, Feb. 25.-By The Asso- ciated Press.D - Bekir Samy Bey, chief of the Nationalist delegation. who has definitely taken the place of head of the Turkish delegations to the Near East conference, reiterating this afternoon acceptance by the Turks of the allies suggestion for the appoint meqt of a commission to determine what disposition is to be made of Thrace and smyrna, asked for time to communicate with Angora respect ing other parts of the treaty of Sev- res affecting the economic life of the country. He said he hoped to obtain reply by Monday and the confer ence acceded to the request.
 Premier Lloyd George assured Be- kir Samy that the allies would carry out the investigation with complete fairness and impartiality and decide the questions at issue between Greece and Turkey on principles of justice.
 No reply was received from the Greeks with respect to the proposal by the allies for revision of the Sevres treaty. to be based upon the finding of the Thrace and Smyrna investigat- ing commission. It is expected, how ever. the reply will arrive by Monday evening. by which time it is believed the Turks also will give their answer.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
LEAGUE COUNCIL |. TALKS WORLD
 DISARMAMENT
Temporary Commission Is Decided On To Handle
 Reduction Question

PARIS, Feb. 25-(By the Associat- ed PresS) )-The council O. -1e league of nations, laying aside the subject oI the Polish-Lithuanian controversy, the American mandate note and the question how to satisfy the league assembly's wish for greater publicity for its proceedings, took up disarm ament today.
 The council will ask the powers which signed at St. Germain, at the same time that the Austrian treaty was signed, the convention relating to control of traffic in arms and am- munitions, to ratify this convention declaring that until this is done no progress can be made in this direc. tion. It was decided to nominate a temporary commission to consider a reduction in armamentS. This body will be composed of prominent public men, together with technical experts and representatives, of labor and of industries and some members of mil litary and economic commissions.
 Rene Viviani, former premier oi France, has been asked to accept the chairmanship of this commission.
 A recommendation by the assembly of the league of nations that an or ganiZation be set up to verify mili tary information supplied by its mem bers as provided for in the league oi nations, cannot be carried out without an amendment to the covenant of the league. The council has decided tC leave to permanent military com mission the task of Investigating this | subject further.
 The council is still guarding as { | close secret its deliberations on tho American note concerning mandates 1 Speculation consequently is rife as tC several possible eventualities. Al
 guesses on the subject are being de
 nied as fast as they are made. Arthur
 J. Balfour was particularly veXed to
 day by a report that he had bee! charged with drafting reply to tn 1 American note. The only informa | tion obtainable this evening is tha
 nothing whatsoever has been decided
 upon.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
Identifies Chester AS Man Who Killed
 Kansas City Girl

KANSAS CITY. Feb. 2J.- Howard Winter, companion of Miss Florence Barton local society girl shot to death on a lonely road near here last October. tcSiilyinS today at the pre-. limnary hearing Of DenZei Chester identified Chester as the man who fired the shot which caused the young WOman'S death.
 The case has attracted wide atten tion because uf the prominence Of the BaIt ton family and because Of a sen sational escape Chester made rom a moving train near Broken Bow Neb,. while beiBS retgrneIl to Kansas City from Great Falls. Mont, where he was arrested. The prisoner was captured after search of several days. He made two efforts to com mt suicide while in jail at Broken Bow. Neb.. and after being brought here vas, confined in a ho>Pi'a, be cause of his injuries.
 Chester entered the court room to dal uu Crutchcs. bu' show cd no con cern in the proceedings.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
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Sick Abed-

Appearing in pictures like Excuse My Dust in which he was an auto racer, and in The Dancin. Fool where he was a jazz king, was a real pleasure for breezy Wallace Reid. He likes to drive fast automobiles and dance in real. as well as reel life. But his last picture. as he expressed 1t, nearly drove him nuts" He had to lie m bed and play sick for three of the six reels. And Waffle hasn't had sick day in ten years.
 Don't gather from that that Sick Abed'' is sad story. Waffle is the iiveliest invalid that ever had q ther mometer between his lips. According to the picture, he's just shamming illness to protect friend, who is mixed up in marital difficulties. And hlS sick room is jazZy as cabaret with pretty Bebe Daniels acting as his nurse.
 Sick Abed" is the feature film at the Eagle theatre this afternoon and tonight and at the Central Sunday matinee and night
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
Madame Peacock"

Those who like Nazimova best as the gorgeous woman of the world, tine celebrity had ample opportunity for pleasure last evening at the Central theatre Tn witnessing Madame Pea, cock" the Russian stars latest Met: TO picture. adapted from Rita Wei mans story. And those who find es. pecial delight in NaZimova as the ap Dealing youngster. the doughty poor little girl were likewise satisfied rather more than that. in fact.
 For in Madame Peacock" Nazimo va has the first dual role chosen The Red Lantern" Rita Weiman has drawn two distinct characters in Jane Gorlng and Gloria Cromwell both taken by the star.
 The skillful direction Of Ray C Smallwood and no less capable pho tUgraphic work by Rudolph Eergquist projected against Edward Shutters stunning art settings all contributed to supplement- fittingly the stare greatest achievement on the screen
 Madame Peacock" will again bC shown at the Central this afternoon and tonight and at the Eagle theatre Sunday and Monday.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
THE SENTIMENTAL RED

IAT socialism long been is for the first time report The recent output of books fields religion the field of govern ment and even of history The report of these clerical and prac- tca realis in the sentmenais and they mainly ignorant selfdeceiyed
 who have frankly and openly adopted these (sociatc others who have espoused the Dnrl % h bn e' f mt M Not They are Tin large and earnest ness but they unnted complex and diff presented the realm of governmental reform and political occupying responsible posts as leaders in education and religion and thus tend undermine hearers in the Government and institutions pressure brought radicalm they and their pasans ~
 report steel strike The facts gathered hours of spies combating unionism import nothing is said on the question of imnorn rort % h its relation the of the admirable educational by pOratn The fact that the leader Red radical is wholly ignored Foster avOwed syndcai over the side of the Reds These omissions result of ignorance report Wherever the question adim painful capable
 The sOciogs behalf of the Amalgamated Clothing Workers showed similar fact that tbe cons,neTt f vi ] p st,;s @ a % to to sd! I the profess quite manner of the constitution strangely the itself is firmly opposed to the Clothing Woer explanation made much of the fact that the strike leaders inadvertently press though the fact had already following Clothing of the strike; We gng they they industry snmental O al them While in
 
 valuable aid aliens
 No patriot will minimize s deny achievements of the Clothing workers but o tbe instincts and institutions the utterly in;l they subject Amecansm is to build caor throwing becoming intoeabe-New YorkT
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
PROPOSED INSURANCE COMMISSIONER

 zona made sube control it k legislators create the office insurance
  be gained of the work that
  automobile well with the unlikely that a any cap able considering the corporation ould be Arizona is not large the state along
  method of doing things decided Prescott
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
226 ARE HELD IN COAL PROBE
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 creasing cost and production in the price of coal should be by closing and keeping idle the mines
 The operators established uniform cost accounting system for the opera tion of the mines, it is charged. and | by agreements employed greater number of miners than was reason ably necessary to operate the mines properly.
 Agreements entered into at the con. | ierences between the miners and op- orators have been continuous from enc conference to another up to the time of the filing of the indictment. it is said.
 Creation of high and fictitious mar ket prices" for coal was brought about by the operators. according to the in dictment. by an agreement. following suspension of the national fuel regu- lations in February, 1919, not to con tract for the future delivery of coal and not to sell coal unless they were able to obtain a price equal to or above the price that had been fixed by the national fuel administration. Another charge is made that the d various reports to the mine bureaus of the several states and to the gov. ernment that there was no market for coal and that this plan caused the price to increase until it was higher than the prices fixed and maintained by the national fuel administration prior Go its suspension.
 Regarding the activities of the Ma. tional Coal Association the indictment charges that this organization is en- gagged m marking out zones into which coal may be shiped and that reports on production and prices i'm each zone enabled operators to gov. ern tue supply and price of fuel The indictment charges that in the plan to increase the price of coal the operators refused Co sell fuel to any one not member Of the Retail Coal Dealers Association. and allied or ganizations and that they refused to sell coal to any one for purposes be- yond their immediate needs. thus preventing the storage of coal for future use.
 Another plan for increasing fuel prices, it is charged was Co sell il through sales agencies which were separate in name only from the op- erating and producing companies.
 Profits were thereby increased. the indictment says.
 The operators also created the spot market, the indictment charges, by agreeing to sell coal only Tor immediate delivery at prices agreed upon at the time of delivery. In carrying out their plan to cause q scarcity of coal the grand jury said the operators published broadcast during 1920 articles pointing out that there was a shortage of coal and urr- | cd people to purchase.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
oRINoco S. ooULAsH

Born February 26, 1876 al Nchgs- fghzX, Czecho-SlOwupc,. Celebrated pie engineer and soup mecnaJician.
 Signor Goulash came to this coun- try when a small child and landed at the port of NacO. Here he lived for several months, learning the tan guagc on both sides of the line and forming d lasting friendship wi,h the wild tamales and festive enchilada. Early in life, Goulash had decided 10 become d cook in order that he would never get far from food
 When only fifteen years of age he learned which side of an egg fried best and how to open one without angering if. For years he was chef in one of the most popular NacO cafes his speciality being non-skid noodles and self-measuring sphagetti.
 When the war broke out, GOulash enlisted and was assigned as a cook to ahorse-shOeing company in an avia- ton squadron. He gained fame while an army cook by never feeding any of his gang slum, pTunes. beans, gold fish or willie-hash and by never threatening a k. D. with meat clcaveT.
 After the war was over, GoulaSh re- turned to Arizona and opened up q lUnch-counter on the 2300 foot level Oi the Lowell shaft Three weeks later assayers were puzzled by ore samples that were taken by the Lowell, un- able to understand why they ran su high i'll rubber. X closer eXamina ton proved that some of GOulash's 's biscuits had been loaded into an orc car by mistake. Goulash made a rec ord with his lunch counter by serv- ing miners with his celebrated sul phide omelettes and porphyry hash Unable to. stand the altitude in the mines. GouIash moved his chow cart up to sea level and, for three months produced a beef stew that bafflcd 1 chemists and dClied detectives tC ! it's identity
 Goulash, like many other chuck ar | lists. was continually invcnting new | dishes and foods. His greatest in ventiOns in Bisbee were the steam ! heated ice cream pie, the Clinchel ] oyster stew. the hand-knitted shredd ed wheat biscuit and mysterious J fish known as "GOulash Prize Plate
 which was later learned 10 have beer
 a delightiuI mixture Of dill pickles
 lemonade and codfish
 ! Goulash. early in 1920. returned (,
 his home country and was devourct by an animal named after him: tn,
 wild Hungarian GUulaSh
 Goulash WIS survived by seeond-
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
HAVE YOU GRAPHOMANIA? |?

nordinate desire write ~ en by M BeTgson Il is disease that
 Ever write and ov again?
 Ever have fences trees books m
 a
 Ever irresistible and and write? And be expected to n nyourp problems?
 M Besson that that of graphomaniacy
 q to the irresistible writing thought that comes to him He original eandw write
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
Senate Votes House Rivers And HarbOrs
 Bill Without Change

NNSHlNGTON, Feb. Witbout altc.lng the measure as framed hy the house, the senate tonight passed the annual rivers and harhors appro- pr atlon bill carrying $l5.O00.OOO oT n W appropriations and authority for me expenditure of St7.OOO GOO in nm c ,pected falances during the next "Scal year. The bill allows $2,S5O., mo more than carried for the present year.
 southern senators attacked the an propri8uon as too small for the need ed improvements and Senator Harri. son, Democrat of Mississippi, said he almost spurned it." but he lost on roll call. ti to Is. when he attempted to raise the figure 70 $35000.0OO
 The railroad today is getting the square deal; a generous one. accord. iuS to good many folks "-Edwa author of railroad stories.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
ALL ALLIES TO
 PAY WAR DEBTS
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than what that sum would amount to with interest spread out over series of 50 or 10 years"
 Lamont dealt extensively with the discussions at Paris and the reasons for the decision to sCabllsn perm anent reparations commission. He questioned the wisdom of Lloyd George and Clemenceau in insisting upon such high figures from Ger many, maintaining that the popularity of each was so great at the time, that they could have outridden, or even profited by the political storm which would have resulted in their two coun- tries had they been willing to agree to d smaller figure, which Germany could have paid, and which would have gone for toward settling the worlds economic condition.
 He told how General Shuts finally convinced President Wilson that pen. sions should be included in the rep aration bill. Some of the experts, he said, gathered in the presidents h. brary and explained to him that they could not find a single lawyer in the American delegation who would give an opinion in favor Of including pen. sions and that all logic was against |, it.
 Wilson Determined Logic, logic," Lamont said the president exclaimed. "I don't give j damn for loglc. l am going to in clude pensions
 "There was not one Of Us in the room whose heart did not beat with
 
 Il am going to take this opportun. ity." he continued, ito say word in general as to President Wilson's at titudc at the peace conference. He is accused of having been unwilling to consult his colleagues. never saw a man more ready and anxious to consult than he. He has been aC' cused of having been deSirious to gain credit for himself and to ignore oth' CTS. l never saw d man more con sidcTatc Of those of his coadjusters who were working immediately under him. nor a man more ready tO give them credit with the other chiefs Ol state
 President Wilson undoubtedly had his disabilities. II it came 10 horse trade, Lloyd George could undouhtcd Iy have 'out-jOckeyCd' him; but ii seldom reached such situation; be cause President Wilson, by his mani | fest sincerity and open candor, al ways saying precisely what he thought would early diSarm his opponents ir argument.
 President Wilson did not have a well organized sccretariat staff. HC [ did far too much of the work himself | In execution we all have d blind spot | in some part of our eye. President Wilson's was his inability to Us, men; an inability mind you, not IT. iusal On the contrary, when any o us volunteered or insisted upon talk 1 ing responsibility oif his shoulders he was delightcd."
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
THE SCARS OF WAR

n Otial report London Of total population ig1fe ever recorded, being this be our rreading The War Mothers and Widows Of Italy Germans fell Italian suggesting 10 Berlin that they Germany and that the mothers 0 country alen the other their
  O a cure
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
'LOhlein Sentenced
 To Long Term For
 Murdering Summers

PRESCOTT Feb. 25.-Johu l.. Loh- lciu. saddle maker. was sentenced to- day in superior court to serve 20 to 90 years in state prison following con vjCtiuu ou a charge ot second degree murder i'll connection with the shoot
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26

tug and killing ot Charles Summers, cattle inspector, on road near here on the night of December g. last. Ac- cording to Lohlein. the two had quar- rclvd over a remark hc said Summers made concerning a woman.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
Dear Kid:

Dear Kid:
 Where are the grearost iVroy depo- sits in the world found? Ceiora.
 Dear Celie: 1 referred your ques- tiOn to the sporting editor. He says in both the American and National leagues.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-02-26
YESTERDAYS MAIL

Dear Kiddo:
 1 don't know whether I'm we'll or sick. What ought my circulation to be? Worried.
 Dear Worried: About 45.0O0 on weekdays and 75,000 on Sunday.