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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
WATERVILLE

Mr.. Sherman of Fairfield is the guest
Of Mr.. and Mrs. j. II. Abel.
The Tuesday evening prayer meeting
was held at the home sof Mr.. Wells.
Mrs. Daniel Bennett was called to Jef-
fersonville recently by the illness of her
daughter,
Representative Beard was called home
from Montpelier last week, by the illness
of Mrs. Beard.
The Woman's Foreign Missionary
Society held their February meeting with
Mrs Vance, on Wednesday.
- The next sermon in the series which
Rev. Amy E. Rogers is giving at the
Union Church, will be on Jesus. The
Way of Life"
The Cemetery association will meet
with Mrs. Grace Sweet, and Mrs. Mary
Vance at the home of Mrs. Vance, Friday
afternoon, Feb. 4.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
MORRISVILIE

Mr.. and Mrs. H A. Smalley have re-
turned from trip to Cambridge and Bur
lington, making the journey by auto
mobile.
A. W, Waite and wife, Charles H. Ray.
more and wife, and DR.. ]. F Jackson and
wife spent Sunday at the Jackson Camp
in Elmore.
Mrs. Warner Gilbert, who has been
critic lily i'll with pneumonia, is reported
as somewhat improved, though not yet
out of danger. Mrs. c. C. Rublee is car.
ing for Mrs. Gilbert. Mrs. Gilbert's SIS
ter, Atrs. K. B. Thomas and daughter, of
Philadelphia, came Monday to the Gilbert
farm.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
Cady's Falls

There was social dance at the hal
Saturday evening.
Gladys Cobleigh is working at Harry
Foss' 10 Hyde Park.
Mrs. Ii. K. Jones ia under the weather
with the Prevailing distemper.
Mrs. P. r. Gale of Stowe is visiting her
daugl TER, Mrs. e. j. Houston.
Fl. 4. Jones is cutting his ice on the
lake. Melvin Jones is helping him.
Elton Jones tas taken partner and
the firm are located in thJ Newcomb
house.
a little bare handed and footed girl
called at Elmer Hil's, last week and
they are going to keep it.
We are sorry to announce the death of
little Barbara Mae Griggs at her grand
parents, MIR. and Mrs. Melvin Jones.
The sympathy of all 90 out TO the grief
stricken family. Pneumonia was the
cause of her death.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
Youngster Was Scared.

| had given my nephew a knife.
That same day, while out walking
with his father and me, he persisted
in opening and closing the knife. His
father warned him repeatedly that he
might cut himself. He was unusually
quiet little later and Jagged behinds
A tug on my coat made me drop hack
a little, and he, in a scared little voice,
said, showing his hand wrapped up in
a slightly bloody handkerchief: Uncle
Bob, do little boys ever bleed to
eathY'-E Exchange.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
Methodist Church

The Union Christian Endeavor and I'm
ion preaching services were great sue
cess on Sunday evening last. About a
dozen young men sang ia the choir and
Rev. A. b. Ross preached a telling ser
mon. There was splendid congregation
Next Sunday the evening preaching
service will be at the Congregational
church at 7.30 p. m,
Prayer meeting on Wednesday evening
at 7.30 p. NJ. at the home of Miss Barton.
Young Peoples League in the Metho-
dist church yestry Friday evening at 8
10 CLOCK. The program is arranged by 4he
Committee.
Morning Worship on Sunday next at
10. 40 .. m; Sunday School at I'm: Ever.
ing preaching Service as above.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
EDEN
Listen for the wedding bells!

Listen for the wedding bells!
Guy Harrington is visiting relatives at
Lowell.
Ruth Kinds is visiting friends at
Wolcott.
G. M. Stinehour was recent visitor at
Highgate.
Iona Kinds went to ST. AItans Friday
for few day s visit with friends.
The fee is unusually good in the lake
this year. Many have begun cutting
their supply.
Rachel Hinds, who is attending the
Training School at North Troy, spent the
weekend with her parents, MIR. and Mrs.
f. I. Kinds.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
CriSty District

Dan Fletcher was a recent business yis.
itor at Sweets hill farm.
The shaft sinking at the mines is suz.
pended to permit timbering.
Miss Linnie Morse and Mr.. Neill were
recent guests at E. H, Sweets.
According to invitations there will be
wedding at H. =. Morse's Feb 8.
Mrs. E, Fl. Sweet and daughter. Miss
Irene, were recent visitors at 81. G..
Morse's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harley Morse of High.
gate are visiting at Elmer Sweets and
II. c. Norse's.
VIM. Reilly is boarding again. Mrs.
Reilly has returned to Haverhill, Mass.
She was lonesome without the automo-
biles and shoe factories.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
ALL RAll.R')ADS
TO ADJUST WAGES
Based on Decision in Southern
Case That Road and Employees.
Must Seek Direct Settlement.
CANNOT ACT TILL THEY FAIL.
Executives az Chicago See Hope Of
Roads sepaf7t> parleys With Men.
Freight Ha Dropped a Third
in Three Months.


y" '''@''-~ 'l' IW'eo 0'ateS Rail-
way Labor Wage "o'rd in deciding
me application nf the Atlanta, Birmng-
ham ana Atlantic ra'lr0al for authorl-
tv to reduce trr wages of IFS en-,
orovcae mud. , ,.o,tn,, which roi1road
a,.ac,,tf,es e,. ,...,,. ,,..,,I,4a ,,,o ,,,ooo
.,,... .,..
''' ''''-'" ''' o'N' VI
'"" lah"r I'oa"1 hH'd in substance
mat TIE Atlanta Hiwn'ngham and At
lanto had no '"t"s before the board
undar Tie tr1gu~jfarfon act. inasmuch
MS tho.act nro.i,.d for onneoI m the
b,a..i .o,v, .ra t,,o o,,rIoroos ,nd
..,.,,..,,.
WIS po iiteu out tna'
'i'Sl''" " p'5'"'E hotice OF wage re-,
dNr'Ian the ROOD should have notified
Its employees 'ot Il reimbursement was
desired and shcr'd then have attempt
ed to roach nm rryrpmant with IFS en-
nIoyor. on 81 new ecoIe onnaoIino r.,
mo ,oa,d o,,l,. of+o,. tho ot+on,ot bodn
c..,,., ''Nil'i''
~ '''e same 'ilhe the board Indicated
MS W'Ii hgneSS to expedite considera-
ton Of tie railroads troubles by fixing
February 10 as the date of hearing the
case on its general merits. the nre-
SUMPTION being that tho road will have.
ro,nnI.od NV t,ot t,r,o ,,.i+h tho no.
6,f,n,,o,.. 1's -.
=. ,','.''' u t.,G ''''ii2i'o' ',''ioli ae''
No 'yN' 'e'"el'V VIII ne Feacned WIN 'he
employees Ior reduction, according
to general opinion.
In the meantime executives of me
railroads cprtarfna in C'btcooo ,vara in.
conference uranoro+orv r. conrAr-
enco Win tbo Iohor Con,,,,ittlo 80 .,o
,r,orfaoo ,a,aa,,t,... ..,.-.l-.,..
-, VI i''''i""S
e.
ne ruling OF the Labor Board was
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
o. S. M. 70 BERNARD eARucA
Awarded Medal for Work in Organic.
ing Industries for War

Washington.-An was
made by the war department Tint by
direction of the Presdrns, the tlStin-
guished service mcdai il awarded to.
Bernard NJ. Maruch. Ire medal was
awarded for exceptionally merltorious
and distinguished services in the or
ganization and administration Of the
war industries board and in tie co..
operation of Allied purchases in the
United States.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
JOHNSON

p. B. Mcdowell is in Montpelier on
business.
William Walker is c-nined to the house
by illness.
Thomas Brown fell on the ice and broke
his wrist recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. LaPorte motored to
Burlington Sunday.
Mrs. c. L. Lewis is slowly recovering
from her recent illness.
Miss Josie browne returned to her work
at the bank Saturday.
w. Z. Tracy was called to Montpelier
Tuesday on business.
Ellis Parker of the U. V. M. spent the
weekend at his home here.
Harry Griswold was at home from VOL
colt Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs, James Harmed spent two days OF
last week in St. Johnsbuy.
Miss Gertrude Elwood was at home
from Burlington for the weekend.
Miss Dorothy Brown Of Middlebury is
visiting at the home of F S. Heath.
Mrs. William LaPorte went to Burling-
ton Tuesday morning for short stay.
Henry Harmed of Keywest, Florida. IS
a guest of his brother, James Harmed.
Earle Thomas of Jacksonville passed
Tuesday 18th his cousin, Miss Anna Cakes
Mrs. Alrelil Dolan of New Bedford,
Mass, is guest of her sister, Mrs. Lewis
West.
P. u. Mudgett attended the funeral of
his cousin, ]. H. Mudgett, at Morrisville
Monday.
Miss Dorothy Collins Of Hyde Park is
the new stenographer for the American
Mineral Co.
Mrs. V. A. Knowles of Springfield ar
rived Monday morning to help care for
her father, H. H Bangs.
=. S. Heath is moving from the farm !
he recently sold, to the lower tenement in
Miss Grace Waite's home.
Lewis Lambert and daughter, Miss Mil
dred, and son, Lloyd, visited at the Fanny !
Allen hospital in Winooski Sunday.
Mrs. c. Arthur Stearns and daughter
are in Montpelier this week, guests of Hon.
and Mrs. c. H. Stearns at the Pavilion.
A valuable horse belonging to Parker &
Stearns had to be killed recently, on &C
count of broken leg received while haul
ing logs.
Mrs. Brown of Pearl street, who has
been i'll, went Saturday to the home of
Rev. and Mrs. R. J. Kunze, to stay for
a week.
Elmer Patten has returned to his farm
and Peter Greenia, who has been living on
the farm, has moved to F. L. Dodges ten
ement house.
The body of Mrs. Laura browne was
brought here Friday afternoon from North
Hyde Park for interment in the Lamolle
View Cemetery.
A community dance will be given Fri
lay evening in LaPorte Hall. Ice cream
md cake will be served. Proceeds for
benefit Of the Community League.
Perley West, son of Lewis West, who
vas working in the woods for Webster
Hale recently, was caught under falling :
rec and badly bru sed about the hips, but '
10 bones we're broken.
Henry Bangs fell on the side walk on (
school street Saturday afternoon and re-
eived a serious blow OH the hip. No c
zones we're broken. but Mr.. Bangs is in a
condition as a result of the +
hook.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1921-02-02
100000 FIRE LAID TO REDS
Armory OF Oldest Military Socisty in
Cleveland Destroyed.

Cleveland, Ohio. The Cleveland
Grays, oldest military organi, ion IL
the city, has been made ho,a s. 70;
the second time within t,,l.i y-nin,
years.
Fire, believed by Colonel l.. s Cor
nelly, commanding officer. and direo
tors of the organization to have been
started by radical plotters, destroyed
the Grays' armory, entailing a less esti-
mated ut 100000.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07
CHAPTER XIII.

John Stuart Webster's agile brain
was the repository of many conflict
Ing emotions as he bathed, shaved,
and changed from his solled khaki
field clothes to d suit Of ducks before
presenting himself before Dolores.
Had Billy's courage forsaken him
at the last minute. with the result
that he had gone back to the United
States without having settled the
question of Dolores future? Had he
proposed and been rejected, or had
he proposed, been accepted, and had
his plans for an immediate marriage
vetoed by Dolores?
In either event, why had Billy
failed to leave note for him at the
Hotel Mateo, or mailed him letter
to the Globo de Orc at San Miguel de
Padua advising him Of the change In
the plan Of action outlined for him by
Webster?
In the simplicity Of his cingle-Asart-
ed devotion Webster was pazzled to
understand how any woman In her
right mind could fail to fall In love
with Billy Geary. A man he was, from
heels to hair, and a man with pros
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07
Melon Tidbib OF Ancients.

Melons were frs, extensively culti
waited In France early in the seven
teenth century, but were known to the
ancients from the commencement OF
our era. The Egyptians grew them.
They are said to have been carried to
America by Colum ous. and to the Ma.
lay archipelago by the Portuguese. No
other fruit Is so variable in foliage anc
habit. or undergoei, 10 many metamor-
phoses by crossing its varieties, all OF
which are fertile. They are grown ez.
tensively In Asia, but little care is be
slowed on their cultivation. and theJ
consequently never improve. They
grow on sandbanks left iry by the fall
ing rivers; II near town portion OF
the crop can be sold, but most OF 1t 10
valueless, as 1t rots II taken any dis
lance by cart or boat.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07
MORE MODEST SCOUT HEROES.

The newspapers In and around New
York printed articles recently about a
"modest hero" who after saving
George Marduley of Rutherford, N. j.,
from drowning in the surf near Long
Beach, L. l., disappeared in the crowd.
Some days afterward 1t was learned
that the modest hero" really was two
modest heroes and both Of them Boy
Scouts Il. Bracken and ]. Sarentino
of Rockville Center, l.. l., who had
been on a hike to Long Beach the
Sunday the accident occurred. After
rescuing the drowning man they in
tended to use the scout first aid meth
DDS to revive him, but physician APP
reared on the scene Immediately aud,
feeling that he could do all that was
necessary, they just left without both
er!ng the officers with their names.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07
VETERAN SCOUTS ORGANIZING

Countrywide interest Is being
aroused in the effort to register all
boy scouts and scout workers, eligible
for membership, in the Veteran Scout
association. This Is new develop
ment which promises to be of great
significance In scouting. Membership
In this association Is open to all first
class scouts and to all scout officials
of a total Of five years service. Here
tofore the organization Of this associ-
alton has been rather loose, but OF
late there has been movement, when
Is now rapidly spreading, to organize
the veteran scouts of each city into
a corps. 1t is estimated that nearly
10000 men and older boys are eligible.
The Veteran Scout Corps OF Phil
adelpha is now, perhaps, the most
fully developed of any Horace r.
Kern, assistant scout executive, de-
scribes 1t. In part as follows:
"The local members Of the veteran
Scout association have organized
themselves into corps which holds
regular sessions twice n year. AL
each Of these sessions some entertain
ment feature Is provided, or program
of "Reminiscences besides these regular
sessions. An interesting feature OK
the organization of the corps Is the
class plan by which are listed In the
same group all who became veterans
the same year; for Instance, we nave
the classes of 1915, 1916, etc. Each
one of these classes Is organized with
chairman, and has agreed to under
take some service to scouting In gem
eral. The corps. as whole, has or
fercd It's service to aid new SCOUT
masters or to act temporarily Tor
scoutmasters who may be called away
from their troops"
Many other councils have organ
lied, or are planning to do so along
these lines. This gives a national plan
for organizing which will retain the In
terest of the older boys. This Is
something the need for which has
long been felt and which promises
TO do much to strengthen the effective
ness of scouting. Plans are now being
considered for the Standardization OF
the local veteran scout corps, and for
their definite registration at the ma
ti0nal scout office.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07
Mr.. HARDING ENDORSES SCOUTS

Presldent-elect Warren G. Harding
in a letter addressed to Lieut.. Col.
Theodore Roosevelt, member Of the
executive board of the Boy Scouts OF
America, gives his enthusiastic en-
dorsement of the boy scout movement
and expresses the wish that every boy
in America might be In the organIza-
ton This is Mr.. Harding's letter:
II am with the scout movement
heart and soul 1t is an organization
teaching of spirit Of service and honor
which we must always have In our
citizenship 1t is a school of our
democracy because in II standing Is
won only by taking the equal oppor-
tunlty given all individuals to show
their own merit, capacity and worth.
| wish every boy in our America could
have the advantage and the honor OF
being in the boy scout organization
and Of learning therein that co-opera-
ton, justice, the customs of fair play
and the gentleness of good manner,
make for peace and growth as distin-
gulshed from the results Of dlsorgani-
cation and selfishness and cowardice
which lead to contentious and con-
fllct."
When Mr.. Harding enters the White
House he will automatically become
honorary president of the Boy Scouts
of America, az has each president
since the organization. Retiring pres
idents become honorary vice presi-
dents of the boy scouts. In addition
TO being an honorary vice president,
President Roosevelt was chief scout
Citizen of the time of his death.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07

poets far above the average. To Web,
ster's way of thinking. the girl who
married Billy might well count her
self fortunate.
Dolores greeted him with unaffected
pleasure. well, CaIiph!' she said.
just that. 1t made Webster sensible
of feeling Of having returned to her
after an absence of several years.
I'm so glad TO see you, Miss Ruey,"
he replied. and added boldly, par
ticularly since | didn't expect to-"
She knew what her reply would lead
to; nevertheless, with that dissimula-
ton which can only be practiced In
perfection by a clever and beautiful
woman, she answered with equal bold
ness: "Indeed! Pray why?"
"Well, for pretty good reason, |
think. A few weeks ago, after exam
ming Blll's concession very thorough
ly. | told him he was potential mil
llonaire. Now, while | disclaim any
appearance Of braggadoclo, when John
Stuart Webster, L. NJ. makes any
mine owner a report like thar, he is
apt to be taken very seriously. And
having made Bill potential million
aire and arranged TO give him three
or four months vacation back home,
had a notion he'd present TO you a
very valid reason why you should ac-
company him.
"You are very frank, Caliph."
That's because I'm curious. He had
certain dream, and told me about 1t,
and | did my little best to make 1t
come true"
81 think l understand, Callph. II
would be very difficult, | think, for
anybody to meet Billy without being
attracted toward him. He's one of
the dearest, most lovable boys In the
woodland lie did do me the signal
honor of asking me to marry him. So
there |"
She smiled at his blunt insistence
on forcing the issue. For number
of excellent reasons, Caliph. In the
first place, he wanted me to marry
him lmmedIately-and ! wasn't ready
10 leave Sobrante, while Billy was.
Indeed, II was highly necessary that
he should leave Immediately, for the
sake of his health, and had Billys
interest at heart sufficiently to insist
upon 1t. You seem TO forget that
when a girl marries she must make
some preparation for the event, and
il she has any close relatives, such as
brother, for instance, she likes to
have that relative present at the cere'
mony. You will recall, Caliph, that
| have a brother and that you have
promised to introduce me to him very
| shortly"
! by Judas, I never thought of that
Miss Ruey." the repentant Webster
answered. "In fact, | wasn't think
ing of anybody's interest in this mat
| ter but Bllls."
"Not even of mine. Caliph" re-
proachfully.
"That goes without saying. Could
have done anything nicer for you than
ax It for Bill so ne would be In posi-
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07
A Doubtful Compliment.

He was an Englishman, and he
was pouring out his soul to an Amer
lean girl
you are divine" he told her. "As
graceful rs swan, as"
But she interrupted him. SAY, SON
ny, want to know right now. Was
that swan swimmin' or walkin'T-
Tlt-Bits.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07

cenaries for me. They are American
miners and road builders In the en-
ploy of the Honda Mining 4 Develop
ment company, which Is to be the
name of your enterprise. hope you'll
like the name, Webster. l picked 1t
out myself"
"You cool scoundrel You're max
ing cats paw out of me-"
"That is because you happen to be
so handy for my purpose. You see
my plan, do you not? I'm going to
attack Buenaventura from within and
without. I'm going to come down on
Sarros like wolf on the fold, and
the job is scheduled for next Satur-
day night a week."
"I.ook here Rick. my boy. have
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07
By PETER B. KYNE

and packed out for San Miguel de
Padua bright and early next morn
Ing. During the following ten days
Webster managed to keep himself
fairly busy around the camp at the
mine; then for week he hunted and
! flshed, and finally, when that began
to pail on him, his agile mind re-
turned to business and the considera-
ton of the possibility Of flaw In
Billy's title TO the claim; whereupon
he suddenly decided to return to Bue-
naventura and investigate that title
fully before proceeding to throw dol
lars right and left.
At the head Of his little cavalcade,
therefore, he rode out one morning
for the railroad whereat providence,
in Its inscrutable WISDOM ordained
that en- route he should fall in with
no less a parsonage than Don Ricardo
LUZ Ruey, nee Andrew Bowers. RI
cardo was mounted, armed, and alone,
and at sight of Webster he shouted
with delight and spurred toward him.
what the DEVIL You, Rick, the
government cut-up. What are you do
ing in these parts?" Webster rode up
and shook hands.
"Oh, I'm Robin flooding 1t around
this part of the country It Is so Sc
cluded, you know, and Sarros hasn't
any friends or any telegraph lines or
any garrisons up this way. | heard in
San Miguel de Padua that you were
camped yonder, and was on my way
over to confer with you on matters
of state. Met your friend Geary, at
FL Buen Amigo couple Of weeks
ago, just before he sailed for the Unit
ed States. He was telling me you
had to have a lot Of tools for road
building, SO | cabled in Il secret ci-
pher to the Sobrantean revolutionary
iunta in New Orleans to ship these
tools to you Immediately, They ar
rived ON the last trip of the Atlanta
anu INV lNl''St III iA'p'L HlN'N""N
waiting for you to call and remove
them
You scoundrell What have you
sent me?"
"A couple Of hundred rifles and
three machine guns, branded axes,
picks. shovels, plows, and so on. |
also ran in three cases Of ammunition,
labeled grindStoneS, two more cases
disguised as bolts, and quite several
thousand labeled nails In kegs. !
should feel rather sorry for you if my
friend. Sarros, should get suspicious
and investigate but haven't any fear
that he will. You see, he knows you're
here on legitimate business. He has
investigated and learned that you are
a bona tide mining engineer of con-
siderable reputation-and then, you
know, your friend Geary, dickered
with him for the concession. The min
ing property you are about TO devel-
OPP belongs TO the people, not to Sar-
roS yet he has bartered 1t away and
will divert the royalty to his own
pocket instead of the public treasury"
"Hum-m-m! What do you want me
to do with all those munitions con
signed t. me?'
Arrange with Leber to keep them
there until you get ready TO build
your road into the mine want them
there when my American mercenartes
arrive IN Buenaventura. BY the way,
you are going to import these mer-
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07
Same Thinu,

1.-THE gangs a good bunch, I'll tell
the world" was the way the politician
expressed 1t.
But here's the way II appeared In
the newspapers:
"'The esprit de corps Of my organl-
zation is simply marvellous, I'm proud
to say declared Mr.. Melghan."-
Judge.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07
SCOUTS "olscovER" A VOLCANO.

Not far from Meriden, Conn.,,
curiosity was visited by scouts on
recent hike. Lava deposited In pre-
historic times was found in a quarry
In a part of an extinct volcano. A
university professor with the party
was able to point out the various
stages In the flow and cooling of the
lava. Scout Executive ]. d. Roberts
states that the place is known to very
few people of the vicinity.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1921-01-07
A RELIEF.

"You don't know how much you have
cheered me-" said the fashionable ply
stefan.
"Why, doctor, how can l, sick man,
cheer your"
Because you are really sick and
need my professional skill to cure you.
Most Of my patients are rich people
with imaginary ailments. I'm glad to
get chance now and then to practice
something besides deception"