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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

You like me to wait until you are
all through before begin to eat"
81 don't merely like you to walt I'M
til am all through eating until you
begin" said Mr.. Aoudad, II Insist"
ITO be sure, to be sure" said Mrs.
Aoudad
swell now" said Mr.. Aoudad, lad
mlre me and tell me what a handsome
fellow am"
But suppose don't think so" said
Mrs. Aoudad.
THAT is impossible. Impossiblel No
creature with brains can help but adj
mire me, Mrs. Aoudad. You know
that. So admire me, please"
"Ah yes said Mrs. Aoudad. 81 know
that. And / do admire you. | adj
mire your fine horns and / admire
you long goatee. Perhaps / should
call it your necktie instead of your
goatee"
"That is what you should call It,"
said Mr.. Aoudad. 81 have a fine neck
tie, 1t is true. don't have little
skinny bow tie but have fine shay
gy front which call my necktie. 1t
is a generous necktie."
"Can neckties be generously" asked
Mrs. AOudad.
milne is. | know that" said Mr..
Aoudad.
'But as a rule neckties aren't gen.
erous," Mrs. Aoudad said.
"They don't give presents" she con-
tinued "They cont save up their
money and give lovely things to 9TH
ers.''
'of course not" said Mr.. Aoudad,
'for neckties aren't people. People
give to others. Neckties aren't birds.
Birds give to other birds They feed
their little ones and they feed their
mates. Neckties are simply neckties."
''Then why do you say that your
necktie is generous?" asked Mrs.
Aoudad.
Because there is plenty Of It," said
Mr.. Aoudad. "N0w when one speaks
Of a generous portion of food one
means that there is a good-sized por-
ton Of food.
"That is what I mean when | say
wear a generous necktie."
"Oh, see said Mrs. Aoudad.
"0f course you see" said Mr..
Aoudad "If you didn't see I'd feel
sorry for You because you wouldn't be
able to see what beautiful animal
your mate Isl
"Gracious," said Mrs. Aoudad, but
you are ccnceIted."
Now, now, Mrs. Aoudad, you
mustn't talk like that. That isn't a
pleasant way Of admiring a mate"
"True, true" said Mrs. Aoudad.
"But can't think of any new things
TO praise you about
"That's all right" said Mr.. Aoudad.
"The old ones suit me Just as well.
The fact is ! never get tired Of hav-
ing the same sort Of admiration over
and over again."
So Mr.. Aoudad stood upon a rock
and Mrs. Aoudad said:
"YOu are one Of the finest. IL not I
the very finest, wild sheep have ever
seen.
2 "You do not mind the weather in /
the zoo though you were used TO the /
hot mountains of Africa when you
we're free, and you stand most beauti- [
fully. most beautifully, Mr.. Aon'sad I
That is what you like to hear, know" /
1T Is what l ike to hear" agreed .
Mr.. AOudad.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

am now able to do my work. recon-
mend the Vegetable Compound to my
friends and you may use these facts as a
testimonial. Mrs. SALLIE SIEFERT,
313 w. Fourth Street, Pottsville, Pa.
The everyday life of many housewives
is a continual struggle with weakness
and pain. There is nothing more wear
ing than the ceaseless round of house
hold duties and they become doubly hard
when some female trouble makes every
bone and muscle ache, and nerves all on
edge.
II you are one of these women do not
suffer for four or five years as Mrs.
Siefert did, but profit by her experience
and be restored to health by Lydia E.
PinkhsIn's Vegetable Compound.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
whan Mem Eounht in steeI.

As a general statement it may be
said that armor weighed from thirty
pounds, for a suit of chain mail, and
fifty for ordinary complete plate. to
100 or more FOR the heavy tournament
equipment The armor for the horse
might weigh another hundred pounds.
In spite of its weight, armor, when of
good quality and worn Ga most inn
portant point) over properly construc-
ted, padded undergarments, was sur
prisingly mobile
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

from your blood stream
the impurities that cause
the Itching.
For this you must take
an internal blood remedy.
Outside applications have
no effect on the cause of
the torture. Their relief
is shortlived. You must
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
Important to all Women
Readers of this Paper

Thousands upon thousands of women
have kidney or bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head.
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous. irrita-
bic and may be respondent; it makes any
one so.
But hundreds of women claim that DR..
kilmer's Swamp Root, by restoring
health to the kidneys, proved to be Just
the remedy needed to overcome such
conditions.
Many send for sample bottle to see
what Swamp-Root, the great kidney,
liver and bladder medicine, will do for
them. BY enclosing ten cents to DR..
kilrner 4 Co, Binghamton, N Y, you
may receive sample size bottle by Parcel
Post. You can purchase medium and
large size bottles at all drug stores.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
Before Books Were Plentiful.

The almanac and the family Bible
constituted the home library some two
hundred years ago. The weather pre-
dctions in the almanaes Of 100 years
ago were occasionally right. and when
so proved In any locality the fame Of
the predicter was proclaimed abroad.
at the corner groceries and tavern
bars of the land.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
A Prompt Approval.

"What is your opinion of relatiy-
typ
Il approve IT," replied Senator Sor-
ghum"
Then you understand It thor
oughly?"
Friend, If | had always been re-
CURED TO understand thoroughly every
thing approved Of should have
transacted considerable less political
business"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

Many mean things are done IN the
family. for which moods are put for
ward as an excuse. when moods them
selves are the most ineXcusabIe things
Of all man or woman in tOlerabie
health has no moral right to indulge
ia moods. u. @. Holland.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
DOME Eoraet cutIcura TaIcum

When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisitely scented face, skin, baby
and busting powder and perfume, rem
dering other perfumes superfluous.
You may rely on it because one of the
Cuticura Trio (Soap, Ointment and
Talcum). 25c each everywhere,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

It's the way man sticks TO a thing
that marks him as a success or a fall
ure. Many a fellow has won out at
the eleventh hour Just because he
wouldn't let 20. Don't be gutter
Harrington
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
Quaint Notion.

Mother-Archie, dear, have you been
doing anything with this ink?
ArchIe-Yes. nanny, put some wa
ter in It to make It write weak. I've
been writing TO daddy an 1 wanted to
whisper something TO him"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

get right after the blood itself.
S.S.S., the famous old herb REM
edy, has helped enrich the blood Of
thousands, and relieved their itch
ing skin torture, during the last
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
A seIIlaerent Race.

II can sympathize with Lloyd
George" remarked Mr.. Dubwaite.
"Why, he has the Irish problem on
his hands,"
That's why can sympathize with
him. Mrs Dubwaite and | have an
Irish problem on our hands Her name
is Norah, and she's supposed to be
something around a gas ange."-Bir-
mingham Age Herald.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

was very irregular.
i was not fit to dc
my work at times
ard took medicine
from a doctor and
got no benefit. ]
saw Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
compound adver-
tised in the news
papers and took it
and got all right. ]
gained = twenty
mounds or more and
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
Peruvian Literature

Printing was introduced in Peru in
1882, and through succeeding centuries
poets and other writer's have contrib
uted to its literature.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

"Do you relax In a movie theater?"
THAT depends on WHAT is being
shown on the SCREEN said the i'm.
press.0nable patron.
"Yes?"
"If It's chase / can't help Joining
In 70 save my life" -Birmln cham Age
Herald.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
Got Skin Disease -?
Purify Your Blood

A great part of the maddening
and notifying skin troubles that
plague humanity are due solely to
disorders Of the blood. Relief from
these can be had only by removing
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

fifty years.
Get SIS. from your
druggist today, and after
starting with it write us
a history of your case,
addressing Chief Medical
Advisor, 1877 Swift Lab
oratory, Atlanta, Geor-
gia.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
Too often True.

"A lot of those chauffeurs seem to
think the ordinary pedestrians are be-
meath them TOO often they are"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
FRECKLES
Now 10 the Time 10 Get Rid Of
These Ualw Spoka.

these OGty spots.
There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed OF your freckles. as Othine
double Strengths guaranteed TO remove
these homely spots
Simply get an ounce Of othine-double
strength--from your druggist, and apply a
little of II night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. 1t is seldom
that more than one ounce Is needed to com
pletely clear the skin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion
Be sure 20 ask for the double strength
Othine, as this is sold under guarantee of
money back II it fails to remove freckles.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

successful man Is one who is
ole TO make others accept him at his
wn valuation.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
ABLE TO
DO her WORK
After Long Suffering Mrs. Siefert
Was Restored te Health by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound

Pottsville, PA suffered with
female trouble for four or five years and
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

Happiness lies first of all in health
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

About the Best way to induce a wo-
man to keep a secret is to keep 1t TO
yourself.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13

Uneasy is the tooth that wears a
misfit crown.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-07-13
Still Missing.

Still Missing.
The Police Sergeant think we
have found your missing wife.
Mr., Henry Peck--So? What does
she say?
The Sergeant-Nothing.
Mr.. Peck-Says nothing? That's
not my wife.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-08-26
PLANS FOUR UNIVERSITIES
United States Will Train Ex-Service
Men in Former Army Can
tonmentS.

Washington, Aug. 24.-Four United
States vocational universities-one in
the East, the Middle West, the South
and on the Pacific coast-will be es-
tablished in abandoned army canton
ments by the veterans bureau under
new policy for the rehabilitation of
former service men, Director Forbes
has announced. The new policy, Colo
mel Forbes said, was worked out
with the approval of President Har-
ding to correct ''the system of
farming out vocational patients" and
properly rehabilitate the approximate
ly $1,000 men now being trained.
The present plans, he said, call for
the first university to start within 90
days with 1000 men in attendance.
Courses will be offered in masonry,
architecture, plumbing, printing, cleo
trical work and agricultural lines.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-08-26
MANS FIRST DWELLING PLACE
Scientists Claim That the Desert OF
Cobb Must for Natural Reasons
Be the Spot.

The desert of Cobb, which is the
summit of the central steppe in Asia,
is the most elevated region on the
globe, and it is here, scientists claim,
man first lived, arguing that this point
of earth must have been the first to
emerge from the universal sea, and
that as the subsiding waters gradually
gave up lower regions of earth to
man he was able to descend and
spread himself progressively over new
acquisitions,
1t is from this region that the great
rivers of Asia also take their rise
and flow toward the four cardinal
points. On the declivities of these
highlands are the plains of Tibet,
lower than the frozen regions of Cobb.
Here are found not only the vine, the
olive, rice, the legumina, and other
plants on which man has depended
for sustenance, but also those animals
which he has tanned and led with him
over the earth, as the OK, the horse,
the ass, the sheep, the goat, the camel,
the hog, the dog, and even the rein
deer, run wild upon these mountains.
On the mountains of Cashmire, in
Tibet, and in the north of China, grain
has been found to be growing wild for
years without ever being sown or
titled, and here also wild animals that
have lived there while man has tanned
others of the same species, are numer-
ous.-Exchange
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-08-26
U. S. TO SHIP FOOD TO RUSS
Washington Officials Arrange to Char
ter Several Steamers to
Carry Goods.

Washington, Aug. 2O.-Large sums
will be spent Immediately in the
United States for cereals and other
foods, soon to be shipped to soviet
Russia by the American relief admin
istratiOn, under plans announced on
Friday by Secretary Hoover. Agree
ment between the relief society and
the soviet authorities is near compile
ton and the relief work will go on at
once, the secretary said.
Relief work in Russia may entail
expenditures Of $10,O00,0OO before
many weeks have elapsed, including
the financial OUTLAWS necessary abroad
as well as in America.
Officials are arranging to char
ter several steamers at New York to
carry the food cargoes across without
delay.
Every dollar spent for Russian re-
lief supplies will be spent in the
United States.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-08-26
Natures Unchanqinq Way.

Outstanding ability is the reward
Of using the power one has. The
best athlete in the world will lose
power by hanging around Resist
ance is the response of nature to test
ings Difficulties are never made easy
by giving up. Nature demands that
men gain strength by using strength.
Turn what you have to account and
nature will add to your store with in
terest. The more you love the larger
capacity you have to love. The more
you think the keener your thinking
ability becomes. The harder and
more sanely you work the more you
are able to. There's no secret
about it It's just natures way of
saying "to him that hath shall be
given" And more than that, If you
want anything from nature you must
bestir yourself and get 1t. Nature is
not a grudging giver, but she makes
men earn all they get.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-08-26
CHARGES CRAFT
IN SHIP OFFICE
Hoover to "CIean Up" New York
Branch of Bureau.
COMMISSIONER QUINN 0USTED
Reports Reveal That Graft Secured by
Government Officers in Form of
Securities Far Exceeded
Their Salaries.

Washington, Aug. 23.-Graft is RAM
pant in the Offices Of federal shipping
commissioners, and there is to be
"clean sweep" in that branch OF the
bureau of navigation at Atlantic as
well as Pacific ports, it was officially
stated on Tuesday at the Department
of Commerce.
Secretary Hoover requested the res
ignation of Shipping Commissioner
Quinn at New York. Hoover said he
would clean up" the New York bu-
reau with a "scrub brush to remove
all traces of corruption.
Special agents found that in New
York systematic graft has been the
rule among all employees for several
years.
Graft Exceeded Salaries
Reports laid before Secretary Hoov-
Ell revealed that the graft secured by
government officers in the form of Sc
curities of shipping companies far ex-
ceeded the salare; paid to govern
ment employees.
Hundreds of thousands Of dollars
are alleged to have been so paid to
government agents for special conces-
siOns.
The cleanup" at New York is the
fOrerunner of drastic measures at
many other ports to reOrganize COM
pletely this branch of the service.
Commerce department officials said
with regard to the New York situa-
ton that no evidence has been OBJ
tanned to show that Commissioner
Quinn participated directly. in the
graft, but other proof is before the
department which tends to show that
he was lax in eliminating these and
other practices.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-08-26
URGES U. S. TAX BOARD
Senate Finance Committee Asks
House Body to Add to Tax Bill
an Amendment.

Washington, Aug. 23.-The senate
finance committee will be asked by the
house ways and means committee to
add to the tax revision bill an amend
ment providing for creation of a com.
mission to study the effects of GER
tain forms of taxation on business
and government revenues and to rec.
onmend whether legislation is adj
visable under which federal taxes
could be collected on state and mum.
cipal tax-exempt securities
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-08-26
In Defense Of corsets.

Sir James Camille, the ;reat surgeon
and authority on tropical diseases, is
a warm defender of cofsets. In his
opinion the comparative absence of
liver troubles in women is due large
ly to the equable temperature their
bodies obtain through wearing cor
sets. And more boys than girls die
In childhood because the former do
not wear corsets. He urges men to
wear cholera belts-a strip of flannel
around the waist-to give them the
protection that corsets give to women.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-08-26
Canadian DistiIIers Win.

Detroit, Aug. 24.-Judge Arthur J.
Tuttle has made permanent the injunc-
ton he recently granted temporarily
restraining American officials from
Selling shipments of liquor from Walk
ersville through the United States.
The decision was returned in test
case submitted by Walkerville distil-
Iers, and enabled them, as well as 9th
ers in Cara'o g s'Et their products
through = . foreign lands
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-08-26
Cable of Human Hair

1t was the custom for church-going
people in Japan to give some of their
hair as free-wil offering when a
temple was being built. Such a struc-
ture at Tokyo had the beams and
rafters held in place by one of these
human-hair cables. Placed end on
end, this human-hair rope measured
4,52S feet long, was seven inches in
diameter and weighed S,S47 pounds,
no fewer than $4,000 persons contrib
uting before sufficient quantity was
obtained
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-29
FOUR MEN UNDER
DEATH SENTENCE
TWO DOOMED TO ID DURING THE
MONTH or JULY UFLEsS RE-
PxuyEp BY GOVERNOR
MORGAN SOON.
All Convicted Of Murdsr-Priee Is 1iVoh
stay Of sixty Days 70
Make an Appeal

Four men now confined n death
roY" NJ the West Virginia p"n'tent"TE
here are doomed to die on the fa''""S
after having been convicted "t mur"er
nv state courts. They are; H"oar'
"P,,,seurSh" rim who hangs on jay
7,h. for the murder 81 stephen NaIcn"N.
wealthy novelty wire manufacturer o.
PITTSBURGH; Jacob Lutz. due 10 H'e On
,he ra,lows July md. for the murder
OF Chief OF Police rh!lltpS. o: Grafton
IN January. 1919: James So7ner. I" DC
hanged on September 18th. sent up from
p~ocahontas county for murder and 'feo'
rrice, OF IH-kershurg. who "aS 20 nave
ha.n executed on June ith. but given j
stay in order that ne might appeal MS
cass 70 the supreme court.
All four men are now confined IN 0eI''
e,,CTr,nr each other and known as
.dsa,h row" Grimm wil. ," removed 70
~. death house the latter part or th's
w..x. Convicts in the pen:'entlarE nave
doratea ga 20 4 lawyer Tor Grimm. VINO
,s making an attempt 20 save me man :
ufe The governor has not y"t 9an"eu
dow A decision on the case. II - :
Md nat he Will die. bat me man mas
no, We, given UP hopes ard co"'e""'
tina, he vii! not "SwinS
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-29
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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-29
PROMINENT BUSINESS NEN SENT
NrRn LAST oEcBMsEE ON
WAY sAcx HOME TO
coYrNGToN. ky.
An Three Men Sent Up After hspAonas0
Act Violation Released on
tuesday Morning.

Three wca.'ry nd ?-"m!nent BUSINESS
mon % Crv:ar'on. ~. S"nt"n'"a ."
terms rarEinc from hNc >" ION wears III
m. rerltsrt,a-y here on c"AN'c',"n ~ =
viola non ~ The c>O!crtc" act wee -
leased from PRISON reg" Tuesday rHHrt'
Ing after their Senttnrr> E'U been '"hi
mutual nv pr">.ter, warren - H'rd'nE
Tn. men wr-r >r"t NJ her" on t'"' 'r'''
,nth las, As t'rdr-a. nr;~"n-S ;r"m -"
Kentucky ".tE. ..
TIE rer are Henry t'''man. retired
.Ac. -~3nuG-.wr"- + e NcuS' CORNER
secretary Of 4 m.M,"r dollar brewery
concern. ard e. \ $ch"berg. r"''r"d bus
mess man They were tried IN nc re"-
,ra, rour, % ,hr cIs'"-n dtS'r'"' ~ Mem
rocky AMI AZ The time their cases canS'd
considerable at,cati"n on Aot"i"' ~ IN"
standing ~ the mcu IN pubic NE
Fe.,man received Il s"nt"nc" OF sever
years, kruse. five years. and N'""o''S'
ten wears. Al three men Will" '"ntin'd
in the prison hc-" as Federal ~'nnN'r'>
we're given tasks - d" alongside III"
other prisoners ard non" NJ me men
"houlsd" about thor jobs. They ."t' on
the t!rs, train out Yesterday m"rnin@
"hon"ward bound."