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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
The Holes in Cheese.
From the JayhaWk.


Now that the Volstead act has taken
Swiss cheese out of the class of neccs-
stiles Of life, the investigators OF the
governmental experimental cheese fac
tory at Grove City, Pa, have finally dis
covered, after IL years of effort, what
makes the holes, or eyes in Swiss
cheese. and why the cheese has little
flavor unless the wholes are present
1t seems that an organism similar to
our old friend who used to produce the
Bulgarian buttermilk, is present III the
mix and operates in conjunction with
the newly discovered bug, which the
scientists have called Number g. to
produce the vc-y necessary holes
Furthermore. this Number G. has to
come on the scene Of action at the right
time, or the bulgancus will combine
with other organisms present in the milk,
and change the sugar in milk into gas,
making either very inferior cheese
with small holes, which the Swiss cheese
makers call a "niszler," or one with no
holes at all, which is known as a
glaesler," and which is also a second
cater
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
Where is The $5,oOO,0oO,0 600?
ty Years Ago.

From the Des Moines Register.
1t is we'll for the good editor of the
North Iowa Times that he is resting
peacefully in the bosom of his fathers.
Were he living today how could he stand
the sights we see on almost any frozen
sheet of water? This is what he had to
say about lady skating in an editor
ial printed December IA, 1859:
There is much talked and written
about this new exercise of womens
tights. = plate in Harper's holiday pic
toriai will cure most ladies Of all desire
to learn the sublime art Of convert
ing their pedal extremities into sled
runners.
A handsome girl with outer garments
we'll tucked up and under limbs more
than half exhibited, her delicate foot
sies'' shod with iron a IL horse show
ing herself one side at time over
CLASSY surface of the frozen lake" first
one foot and then the other pushed three
to cour feet ahead of the perpendicular
and alternate foot Of course that dis
tance in Che rear, while parcels of cur
iosity-loving males are hurrahing over
the gracefuiness with which the ambi-
tious fair one plays boy must be a pic
ture which the imagination of both saint
and divine would long retain.
Skating is healthy and so are hunting,
fishing and ball playing, but the p, ofits
Of exercise can be obtained by walking
and If that were practiced more there
would be no necessity for girls to unsex
themselves for the amusement Of the
crowd. When girls take to ice they
stand ION slippery places" Let female
skating therefore be abolished.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
Troubles Of a Holy City.

Gen. Ronald Storrs, who has been gov
ernor Of Jerusalem since Lord Allenby
captured the city, has some unusual
ideas of the responsibilities Of hts office.
1t is perhaps only an unhappy sense of
humor that leads him to refer TO himself
as 1.-The successorNpf Pontius Plate"
OF the many governors of alien race
who have ruled Jerusalem, Plate was
far from being the most tactful. lie
seems to have had little talent for deal
ing with Disconnected subject people.
However, General Storrs does not seem
to be the man to wash his hands of any
thing. His tastes lie in the other d.
rection. He has forbidden drinking bars
in Jerusalem, "as they seemed so wholly
out of keeping with the surroundings
Jerusalem is holy city, the holy city of
three religions. To it's Arab inhabitants
drinking is forbidden by law, restric-
ton IL which they have the company Of
free born Americans and Russian boil
shevists; but nothing in Christian or
Jewish doctrine imposes on followers of
those religions the abstinence COM
manded to the devotees of Mohammed
and of Lenin. 1t may be argued that
drinking bars promote disorder. but there
are more serious materials for disorder
in Palestine than strong liquors.
Moreover, it seems that some conces-
sionaires wanted to run a street car line
line to Bethlehem. The governor told
them that the rails would have to be
laid over his dead body. Perhaps, as the
wicked would suggest, he was only try
ing to preserve the economic interests Of
native cabmen and donkey drivers; but
more plausiby it is a part of his plan
to preserve the sanctity Of the city.
Stucco and corrugated iron are forbid
den as sternly as street cars and rum.
Evidently the governor wants to pre-
serve not only the sacred character but
the historical appearance of Jerusalem.
There could be no objection to this II
Jerusalem were only a shrine or his
torical monument. But 1t IS also a city
where people live, the capital of
country where a great scheme Of coloni-
cation and economic development has
been started. This conflict of interest
is an old story in Itsly. where the men
who wanted to make a modern indus
trial nation grew accustomed to the hor-
rified protests of excellent persons
(mostly foreigners), who held that Italy
had no right to be anything but pic
turesque ruin.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
"The World Is Al Right"

From the South Sioux City Mail
The South Sioux City paving fund is
shy. just $4,000. The sum was $4,000
until day or two ago when Eugene
and Major John Kelly, acting for The
Sioux City Tribune. bought a paving
bond; -. 49,, :. -,
ISSUE, sal. said The Tribune owners. and
we'll buy the last if necessary to insure
paving in South Sioux City.
The Sioux City Tribune to finance the
cause there are lots Of live wires in
portunity to aid in this commendable
project. And they will not permit a
single institution to carry off all of the
honors.
Those who desire to purchase paving
SIOUX City or the Mail office.
An unsympathetic friend has suggest
ed that Sioux City department stores
might refuse to cooperate with South
Sioux City in putting lover" the paw
ing project.
s.What'n you do if Martins, Pelle-
tiers and Davidsons' turn you down"
this man asked the Mail
1t would b. hard, this paper admits.
We would feel g lot like the little boys
This youngster was asked by his
teacher:
Johnnie. what is the shape of the
world?"
well my father says it's in a heluvs
shape"
But the worlds all right. Martins.
Davidsons' and Peletier's are all right.
SO what's the use of talking about it?
South Sioux City is going to lave paw
ing and our frierds are going. TO help us
put it over
ha 40 lol;
thanks to Eugene Kelly and Major John
Kelly of The Sioux City Tribune it Il
acting for the city of South Sioux city.
This paper has been made the fiscal
agent for the city of South Sioux City
in the disposal of paving bonds, and Is
in a position to know just what credit is
due these Sioux City newspapermen
Therefore, The Mail takes the earliest
opportunity to say: Thanks, gentle.
men,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
The Lane to BaIIybree.

There's little lane a-winding a
crooked little lane;
dewey. woodbine- scented lane, that
leads to Ballyhree;
Where the hawthorn bows are laden
with their wealth of starry bloom,
And sweetly singing little birds are
heard on bush and tree.
There's little lane a-winding, a little,
winding lane;
Where the furze is all in blossom like.
wave Of yellow gold.
And every turning in the brake you hear
the leaves a-stirrin'.
tbs the little fairy people-oh, they're
very brave and Told.
There's little lane a-winding,
crooked little lane.
And there's someone at the end of it
who's wishing hard for me:
There's soft winds gently blowing-a
peat fire brightly glowing
Oh! I'm aching to be wandering, the
lane to Ballybree.
katherine Edelman, in Kansas City
Sta-.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
AMERIC ANS DRINK U. S.
WINE, But THE. PLACE
BY Reciprocal Nsvys Service.

London-Another couple entered the
restaurant obviously America, for he
had on no black trimmed spectacles
and she wore long, sharp blood
shoes. Have you California wine -
the man was heard to ask,
That happens q dozen times a day.
at lunch and dinner" said the philoso
sphic English waiter. Now you just
watch when they get their bottle
First they will both gaze at the big
tree on the label and then look at each
other. and one or the other will say:
'Ah dear old California"
The waiter was right. It happened.
could tell You all their con-
yersation Tor the next few minutes,
continued the waiter. They'll say.
That's wine that is wine And they'll
discuss the big tree that has a road
cut through it and wagon passing
through, and one or the other will
wonder if any American picture is so
well known. After the first glass they
get more sentimental. They find that
the vino is a real taste OF California.
since it represents the fertility of Cali
fornia soil, the purity of California
rain and the mellowness Of California
sunshine.
YES, and before long, when they
are gently warmed up, they find 1t diff
ticult to believe wine really is sample
Of rain. since it never rains in Cali
fornia. 1t all comes about like that.
And finally one or the other says.
Well, this takes me right home. to
which the answer always is. Yes, but
home is nothing like this. We've Cali
fornia there but no California wine.'
That's how it always winds up"
Large stocks of California wine are
held in London, chiefly pof claret,
burgundy and hook types. The Ameri-
can taste is newly pleased by importa
lions into London of Dutch lager beer.
said to be German Pilsener and quite
like ex-American beer.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
FARMERS FIND ADvANT AGES
l IN CO. OPERATIVE MARKETING

The success or failure of farm
depends almost entirely upon the re-
suits obtained in marketing the prod
ucts grown. Experience has proved
that the farmer who undertakes to
market his products through specula-
tors or who attempts to ship and
market them in some very distant
market is laboring under great dis
advantage.
Marketing is a specialized function
and Is really the most serious prob
lem confronting the farmer today, and
the rank and file of farmers are not
equipped to perform this service for
themselves in satisfactory manner.
Many difficulties encountered in mar
keting farm crops have been over
come through the organization and
operation of farmers CO. operative
marketing associations Co operative
marketing has passed the experiment
tai stag, and the $4,000 or more ex-
amples of successful organizations in
operation in this country offer posi-
tive proof that the principles of CO.
operative marketing are fundamen-
tally sound and practical.
The most successful CO. operative
organizations confine their efforts to
the shipping and marketing of GER
tain specialized products, such as
citrus fruit, apples, peaches, pota-
toes, melons, poultry and eggs, dairy
products, live stock, tobacco and
grain. The substantial growth of CO.
operative marketing activities in this
country is perhaps best Illustrated by
the fact that the aggregate volume
of business done in single year
through cooperative associations and
exchanges runs up into the hundreds
of millions of dollars.
The handling of farm crops by groups
Of farmers through central associa-
tons and exchanges offers many adj
vantages, such as the Improvement
and Standardization of grading and
packing: the obtaining and use of re-
liable crop. and market information;
the intelligent development Of per-
manent markets; the effecting of saw
ings though the collective sale of farm
products and purchase Of farm sup
plies; the proper financing of all ac-
tivities, including the building of
warehouses, the preparation Of crops
for market, and their movement to
the markets; and the employment of
trained and efficient business and
sales management.
An organization founded on dire
need, with a we'll defined purpose has
tho best chances Of success. Farmers
who are satisfied with the results
obtained without an organizat ton dc
not feel need for an association
Necessity for an organization may
a ri IF ar-lyo Off no fa
cilities, or from dissatisfaction with
existing agencies. When co-opera-
tive marketing association is under
consideration it is advisable to have
preliminary survey made by COM
petent local people or by experienced
cooperative organization specialists
from the United States department OF
agriculture, whose advice and serv-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
Movie ,Actresse:

are famed for their beauty, an
nearly every one Of them ha
good health. The public viii ne
pay to see sick women act. Whe-
health has so much to do with Il.
complexion and good looks, it
wonder that every sick, wea
or suffering woman does not tax
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescri}
ton and get well. This medicil
is a tonic, and acts directly upe
the womanly organs. For Il
last half century it has been ma
ing sick women well. It COS
little and does much. Send 4
to DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hot
for trial package of Tablets.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20

Recently a contemporary accused
the Parker Press Leader of stealing
its editorials and using them with
out proper credit, saying that the
proper creditins OF editorial matter
is practice adopted by all pub
fishers who have any conception OF
the ethics of journalism. The Press
Leader denies the charge and says:
III our contemporary has any edi-
torials worth stealing the Press
Leader has failed to see them"
Guess that'ii hold the other fellow
until his next Issue.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Warning! Unless you see the name
"Bayer" on package Or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
gia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of AS
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark Of Bayer Manufacture Of
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Of Salicycacid.-
Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
Embarrassments of Citizenship.

Although woman suffrage is an as
sured fact, there are times when the fair
voters cannot have equal rights with the
men. Some Of the women who voted for
Harding will not have the privilege Of
seeing him inaugurated in March, be-
cause Washington hotels will not reserve
rooms for them. A group Of 200 Cam
den women have just had this unpleas-
ant news broken to them. The excuse
given IS that 1.-The corridors of the ho
tells will be filled with cots for men, and
women could not with propriety be
asked to pass among these in reaching
their rooms" Well. now, if the women
you'd only wear Red Cross nurse uni.
forms, mightn't it be arranged?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
Birds NuptiaI Piumaae.

Many birds have n plunage viii.
is peculiar to the breeding season. an
which is therefore called the nupti,
plumage. The egrct, or white hero
acquires during the period Of cour
ship the exquisite plumes which h,'
very nearly led to their eXtef1ninatff
by man. Among other species, such ;
the scarlet tanager and the bobolin
the striking plumage of the male hi
is replaced after the nesting season !
suit of feathers much resene b.ii
that of the inconspicueus female /
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20

ices are available upon request. In
making such a survey care should DO
taken to ascertain the need for an or.
ganization, the attitude Of the farmers
toward such an undertaking, and tho
approximate development OF business
available. II such interest is, evident
and other conditions appear favorable
Tor an organization, a meeting of the
interested parties should be held and
bylaws containing a definite working
plan should be adopted. This plan
should prescribe the objects of the
association whether it is to be of
stock or non-stock form, the method
OF financing, the duties and powers Of
the officers and members, and the
general plan of operation. 1T is adj
visable to incorporate in the plan def
mite methods of handling the mem
bers' products, systems of pooling the
results and making returns for prod
ucts sold. A cooperative association
should be incorporated in order !. to
give it the proper legal standing.
In most instances contracts between
the members and the association,
whereby they agree to market certain
products through it, are of vital Inn
portance. This is especially true In
the case of associations handling per.
ishable products. Contracts promote
loyalty and protect loyal members and
the organization. Loyalty on the part
OF the members is essential to the sue
cess of an organization. Disloyalty
has caused the failure OF more thar
one cooperative organization. Strong
men should be selected for officers OF
the association. and men who will
cultivate loyalty and inspire confl-
dence.
The manager is the keystone Of
the organization. His selection is OF
the utmost Importance. He should be
experienced in marketing the line; Of
products intrusted to his care; he
should possess tact and good judg-
ment, and be honest and above sus.
picion. The success of the organiza-
ton depends upon his ability to meet
the members and the trade with
| which the organization deals, and to
| retain their confidence. He should
| possess the proper qualifications for
| the position; he should be given broad
powers and the hearty support of the
members in his work, together with
salary that will attract ability and
be commensurate with the services
expected of him.
Ready to Give Aid.
/ 1t may be of interest to know that
the bureau of markets Of the United
States department of agriculture
maintains q, staff Of experienced orr
ganization men whose duties are to
assist producers of all farm, dairy,
and orchard crops in the organization
of cound, substantial cooperative
shipping and marketing associations
and exchanges. Assistance is given in
the preparation Of organization plans,
methods Of financing are suggested,
and practical advice given in the mat
ter of operating such enterprises. The
advice and services of these men are
at the disposal of the farmers.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20

am now able to do my work. recon-
mend the Vegetable Compound to my
friends and you may use these factsasa
testimonial. Mrs. SALLIE SIEFERT,
313 w. Fourth Street, Pottsville, Pa.
The everyday life of many housewives
is q continual struggle with weakness
and pain. There is nothing more wear
ing than the ceaseless round of house,
hold duties and they become doubly hard
when some female trouble makes every
bone and muscle ache, and nerves all on
edge.
II you are one of these women do not
suffer for four or five years as Mrs.
Siefert did, but profit byher experience
and be restored to health by Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
In Trouble.

Little Donald is interested In nurs-
cry rhymes, as his mother always
reals them to him when he is tired
are sleepy.
One morning when he did not play
as usual she asked
Donald, don't you feel we'll this
morning?'
NO" he replied 81 got sleeps in
the meadows and cows in the garden"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
At Least, Not Recorded

At Least, Not Recorded.
A minister was examining the chill
dren of Sunday school in their
knowledge Of Bible characters, and
began:
"Who was the first MANI"
ADAM" they all answered In
chorus.
"Who was the first woman?"
"Eve," they all shouted.
"Who was the meekest man?'
Moses"
"Who was the meekest woman?"
Everyone was silent Finally a ut
tie hand went up and the minister
asked: ''Well, my little man, who
was she?"
There wasn't any," asserted the
boy.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
Cuticura Soothes ,tcbino scaIp

On retiring gently rub spots Of dan
drulf aud itching with Culic,lrA ONT
mcnt. Next morning shampoo with
Cu'icura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have q clear skin and soft, white
hands.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
Tells of Web Footed Men.
From Some Experiences of a Ne
Guinea Resident MAGISTRATE hv

HfoIH toofrIe 1ApefieHces OF New
Guinea Resident Magistrate, by
Capt c. A. w. Monkton
The most curious tribe, called Ag-
1nambu, are to some extent web footed,
and the skin of their feet is "as tender
as wet biotting paper They live in q
marsh and are SO much at home in the
water that they seem ito stand upright
in that element without any perceptible
effort They caught ducks by diving
under them and catching the birds legs.
Their diet consists chiefly of Ash,
water fowls. sage and the roots OF water
lilies. They keep pigs, swung in cradles,
underneath their houses (Which are in
the water built on l0-foot poles), lying
on their bellies with their legs stuck
through the bottom, and feed them on
fish and sage. The dead are buried
by being tied to stake, the body Sc.
cured well above flood level"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
The Crouch.

From the Kansas City Star.
Mr. Gloom, L gave my little nephew
a target rifle for Christmas, and he shot
a Young playmate so seriously that for
several DAYS his life was despaired Of"
well, Mr.. Phlathead," returned j.
Fuller Gloom. what did you expect him
TO do with d targe. rifle-write poetry?'
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
When Politicians Fall Out.

When political bosses fall out then
the taxpayers discover great deal
about real conditions in the county
and state that they did not know. 1t
fares badly for a state when the
politicians are at peace.-Sioux Falls
Press.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
why Not Consult the Bible?

Some time ago we wanted to use
scriptural quotation in an editorial
and had to call up two Sunday school
superintendents and three ministers
before we got it as it should have
Lake Register.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
Goose and Chicken.

''How old is Madge?" "Old enough
tries to play the chicken"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
ABLE TO
DO her WQR!K!!
After Long Suffering Mrs. Siefert
Was Restored to Health b.
Lydia E. Pimlham' : Vegetable
Compound
Pottsville, Pa.-'T suffered with
female trouble for four or Ave years and

Wa2 very Hre9uleS.
I was not at to do
my work ct times
and took medicine
from q doctor and
got no benefit. I
saw Lydia E. Pink
ham 8 Vegetable
Compound adver-
tised in the news
papers end took it
and got all right. I
'gaired . twenty
IYenIlnda or moro nnd
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
49, -s---------------@
Little Maurice Henry Brown. aged

Little Maurice Henry Brown, aged
is months, vino lives in Yonkers,
dropped his Christmas doll and broke
one Of its arms yesterday. Out
dropped little roll OF paper upon
which vas printed, MADE in Ger
many.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20

Times Change.
"Some people have queer ideas of
Christmas giving" remarked the fiat
dweller, in a reminiscent mood.
"Well?"
II once received barrel of cider for
a present.
''In the old days. of course?'
in the old days. And, like the idiot
I was, thought I had no place to put
1t. If gift of that sort We're to come
my way now I'd store it somewhere
If had to sell the family piano. give
away our photograph and dismantle
the spare bedroom"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20

Did you ever know a boy to let his
new watch run down?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1921-01-20
Turning the Tables.

From the Pittsburgh Dispatch.
The Mexican consul general at New
York has asked President Obregon for
permission to hire guards for the con-
sulate owing to the wave Of crime In
the metropolis. And vino can say he
Is merely sarcastic?