Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1921-02-25


of the North river.
While he was still in funds he
bought himself WOODEN khaki over
coat with one OF those enormous col
lars which look like an inverted
bucket when they are up and surpass
In efficiency the traditional black mask
so beloved by illustrators of the week
ly press. He also had speaking slot
cut In the glass of the cab window
just behind his best ear and subse-
quently removed and lost the slide
that had been fitted over 1t with con-
siderable skill and trouble.
During the next few nights he pro-
ceeded TO have the time of his life; so
much so that he was constantly over
whelmed with wonder at his stupidity
in not having become a taxl-driver
years beforel 1t should be remem-
bered that Mr.. Randolph was OF New
York Yorky; he knew everybody cas-
ually, from Mr.. MIlyuns and his
daughter Eileen, down TO the latest
addition to the pitlful ranks of the
midinette. More than that. so broad
WIS Unit ao a
sporting gent he had once or twice
been tipped off as to the where and
when of proposed gun-play.
In addition to being by right of birth
an integral part of all the social strata
OF Manhattan, he knew the surface of
the island and of the adjacent COM
moner soil of the mainland consld-
/ hn L., thx, I'm
of his own hand. In fact, he could
scarcely ever have been conscious that
he had palm. even as map of per-
sonal fortune; for he who Is complete
ly satisfied with the present never
worries about the future and Mr.. RAN
dolph had been born content.
With such an equipment, is It to be
wondered Mt that he found the taxi
field rich with unexpected and sur
prising blooms? Fair flowers, he had
known heretofore to nod only over tea
tables and solid silver appeared sud-
denly transplanted to his cab and
ready to nod on a stalwart shoulder.
Strong male tiger-lilies of tae money
market, grated to the cushions OF
tdNf, DcCulut pl'ldTS ulOu
which some cllnging ivy twined.
In six nights he learned the sound
that banker makes when slender
fingers tickle him under the chin; the
gasp of a girl. first-kissed; the cry of.
sence of grandfather's gold watch, his
since graduation day; the cluck of
top-hat fairly sat upon In the excite
ment Of moment that else would
have been tragic. the exasperating tap,
tap, tap, of hen-pecking tongue that
explained and condoned murder mys-
terry in the next mornings papers, and
the sob of a ruined youngster who had
played with borrowed money.
All these Incidents took place with
people whom Mr.. Randolph knew or
knew of and just to show what an ex-
tremely honest young man he was, let
II be said that 1t did not once occur to
him that he need never be poor whi;r
humanity, supposedly In good stand
ing, continued to lay itself open to
lhackmail at the rate OF case night.
At the same time, he was not stupid
and occasionally tapped out mlssive
loaded with dynamite I'm the garage
Here Is sample.
mfr. Poindexter MacGuler, Sir: AS
l was driving you and Miss h. B.
larst night who was aforementioned
by an aunt of friend Of friend OF
NINE heerd you talkin TO her and
all / got to say is If l see you out
with her again short OF the bands Of
matrlmony I'll get another friend of
mine to get Mr.. Robert >Herv RAN
dolph TO tell what ne knows about
you cheaten at cards on Dec. % last"
Nights that gave birth In the morn
Ing TO such illiterary tit-bits could
scarcely be called dull, but IL WINS not
long before Mr.. Randolph found him.
self threatened by an unexpected mo-
notonous employment. Unfortunately.
for his entertainment, his reputation
as the one par excellence ST. Bernard
iifesaver to the inebriate elite spread
rapidly throughout the Force so that
the telephone was constantly burdened
during the wee hours with the follow.
ing: SAY, Is Slim Hervey on the iob9
Well, when he comes in tell i'm I got
another tailor-model drunk here what
has lost his home address from his
mind"
With suspicious suddenness Mr..
Randolph proceeded to forget half his
school and eliminates ard cold-blooded-
~ leave them 10 their fate and
night out, not without coming to grief
On Mt least one occasion, however.
what are you comm over me?" de-
manded the irate captain of the Nth
precinct. "You amt forgot that you
was vally to r. III. Randolph for seven
years, have va? Has all his frens
gone on the wagon?"
IL looked like loop-hole. "Sure,.
said Slim Hervey promptly. Ellis
clubs near busted what with wafer
drinkers and softs."
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