Evening star., 1921-07-31

"O the editor: Every little vile
somebody writes a letter to
paper in regards to the
divorce evil and what are
we eoin to do to stop it and
etc. and the editor prints the
letter like he sympathized with the
bug that wrote it though as a mat
ter Of fact. now that they amt no
more to say about Dempsey and the
greek god. why II it wasn't for the
divorce evil, the newspapers would
be duller reading than a letter from
your wife.
Personly 1 don't Sc no harm in q
good divorce and by a good divorce
/ mean one that the details of 1t Is
numerous and comical enough to
keep It on the first page at lease 2
wks.. but I do think public interest
in divorce cases will die out sooner
or later unlest the partys conserned
displays a little originality once in a
vile, like for inst. they might at
lease pick out a correspondent that
can write a 50 wd. letter without
makeing ~ mistakes in grammar.
However II divorce is evil, like
SO many people claims to think. why
method found for wiping it out and
personly / think this could be done
easy enough if 1t was went at In the
right way, namely by starting some
kind of a school for boys and gals
that wants to get marred and make
ing them learn the technical pts. OF
matrimsny and pass rigid exam
ination in same before they are
granted a diploma and license. The
safest way Of course would be to
pass a law VS.. anybody marring the
first time. but the country amt ripe
for that yet So the next best thing
is the school.
TEACHERS for a school like this
kind would half to be recruited
from the ranks of the Benedicks and
the course would half to be laid. out
on gen. lines. that is on the theory
that the perspective bride and groom
il going to marry an average party
and not a freek.
When a man or lady forms an af-
fectalion for a freek they will half
to work out their own salvation as
you couldn't expect no teacher to
learn you how to handle them with
out personal knowledge of their
special flaws. But at lease 80 per
cent of all brides and grooEas Is
either average or just below same.
so anybody that has been marred to
one or more average husbands or
wifes for say to 10 YES. would be
qualified for a instructor.
Personly my other dutys would
prevent me excepting a teachers po-
sition and besides which 1 maybe
might not be- eligible IS my expe-
rience on the matrimonial seas has
not been in company with a party
don't mean by that that she Is a
freek neither. but any way II my
idear for a school was took up in a
serious way I would leave the teach
ing job to others, but / have stud
led marred life amongst my friends
and relatives for a great many yrs
and naturally have got some idears
in regards to what every young fu-
ture bride and groom should ought
to know which I Will outline them
briefly for what they are worth.
The first thing / would recon-
mend in the course for husbands is
a study of diet. The ysung man
and try and cultivate taste for
substitutes such as .salad. string
beans and tapioca pudding. He also
must learn to forget that they's such
a thing like farm sausage. liver and
bacon. ham and eggs and pancakes
He must learn, to pertend like his
ideal breakfast 10 y grape fruit, "
skinny slice Of toast and misses
size cup of volsSead coffee.
Conversation-Cnles a husband
wants to indulge In a life long mon
ologue he must learn to confine. his
conversation to personaltys.. Many
a husband has lost their home by
trying to learn their wife the Mon