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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-06-17
Smith 6 Reifsnider
Office Of Mayor and Common
Council
Violation Of Ordnance No.
1T. Sec. 4.

Any person or body corporate
throwing refuse Of any description ia
the alleys. or on the streets Of the
CITY Of Westminster will be compel
80 10 remove SAME ~ their own ex-
pense. 90 this ordinance viii b.
strictly enforced
~. T. RaONTL, Mayor.
m n spAder Clerk.
iuuc 'O-3i
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-06-17
At Private Sale After June
2Oth 1921.

Good cookstove, Tables. Cupboard
and Iron Beds.
MRS. ZENTZ,
Sullivan Road. near Penn. Avenue,
Carrier 3, Westminster, Md
June 17-2t
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-06-17
REMEMBER THE sEnI0us CONN.,.
TI0NS IN THE COAL BUSINESS
LAST WINTER WITH THE MILD.
EST KIND OF WEATHER. s.

Nobody would dare TO prophesy
what the next one will be. The only
safe way for people in our section o.
the country Is TO take their coal In
before fall Buy In June.
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Small black pocket book no aiats.
road between Westminster ami Man
chester Reward n returned To the
ADVOCATE OFFICE.
June 3-3ts
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BUY PRETTY sOON-IF YOu WANT
YOUR COAL m JUNE.

We can guarantee the delivery OF n
certain number OF coal orders In
June. Il we have them pretty soon
Best coal aud best prIces come in the
summertime.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-06-17

II people in large numherB 10 not
hay and store their coal this summer.
there will be bad conditions ~ anon
as The fall sets a.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-06-17

In the Circuit Court for Carroll County,
10 Equity
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
y KING WHO WANTS To BE a HERO.
New Haven Register)

q It have seemed sometimes Constantine OF
Greece. he has reflected his experiences of the
past six years, that he unfortunate
IN his selection of a wife. But when you marry into
such family as the Hohenzollerns. there is Moth
ing, divorce, that will help the matter.
Constantine for his part, had narrow escape from
termination of his king job. He thinks he has got
it back now, but If he Is prudent he is none too
sure. He has discovered for one thing, that his
tenure OF office is dependent the favor of the
people. And he realizes that nothing will hold the
favor of such people the Greeks better than to
be hero.
This and not love for Turkish bullets and bombs
may be assigned the reason why Constantine
has sought the hot climate Of Smyrna at this season
Tie has to the publication of the announcement
that his purpose going there is to direct in
the operations OF the Greek troops against the
Turkish nationalist. What Greece would like TO
get out Of the mixup Is triumph its
Turkish rivals and territory in Asia Minor II
Constantine get something Of that sort OF
Greece, he will be a hero and his job will be safe.
At the same time it is without significance,
and Constantine could not have failed TO notice that
the allied warships left Smyrna harbor in time 10
avoid sautng him. Evidently he cannot depend on
the group of powerful European nations known as
the allies fer help in his hero quest
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
ART OF SNUBBNG.
fOmaha RPPl

Some have known the keen mental agony
os being set down on" They the comLlacent
whose vanity and self-respect remain untouch-
ed by the barbed shaft of Most of us, how
ever know from dire experience what it is to have
others take pleasure at expense. Such wounds
TO self love never be forgotten. and the
blisters Sometimes the blow is felt
until long after. when may suddenly think
over what has been said and understand that
has been made TO look like fool
A young French of extreme distinction
entered the coach of a train where a number Of
fashionable gentlemen also were riding. One of
them was just striking match light a cigar and
a matter of convention than of considera-
tion he asked her Madam, does the odor of tobac
offend you?"
81 do not know, sir" she responded with assumed
simplicity; mo has smoked in my pres
ence"
Persons of high social position better able
indulge their talent for snUbbing. In others such
momentary triumphs may result in the lasting de-
feat Of unpOpularity 1t possible for the duke Of
Wellington to say 70 earl, who airing his
knowledge, you over-educated for your intel
lect." but such puncturng of vanity Is not for or
binary folk
Some. however, not restrain themselves from
snubbing right and left wife, children, servants.
collected person who is able to give good he
gets but however the clash of wits results. each
may be sure OF the comforting thought that he has
dug into the conceit of the other. Gradually. how
ever the person with an unbridled tongue finds him
self losing the key the hearts of his friends All
who him at once on the cautious defensive.
Cut of from the confidence and free intercourse
with his associates addicted TO the art Of snub-
hing may find his weapon only boomerang
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
a FEDERAL HIGHWAY COMMISSION.
Duluth NeXyS-Tribune)

Minnesota Michigan, Wisconsin and the Dakotas
through their congressional representatives may be
depended upon 10 aid the bill of Sen Townsend, the
senior Michigan senator appropriating S2OOOOC.O0O
for federal highway construction during the
two years The bill also provides for the creation
OF a federal highway commission. There is every
confidence that a federal highway commission would
obtain the maximum OF results for every dollar OF
money appropriated from the federal treasury also
the people have every confidence that the proposed
commission would cooperate most advantageousy
with the various state highway department heads.
Mlnnesota's experience through Commissioners
Charles VI. Babcock with tile good roads movement
"a nurtured by Uncle sam has been most advantage
Gus. The government has shown a marked disposi-
ton 10 insist economy in the construction Of
every mile Of highway into which a single dollar
of its funds 60 This q the policy OF the
Minnesota highway department the taxpayers OF
-. Louis county we'll know
The Townsend bill provides that after making the
necessary deductions for the administration OF the
act the federal commission is TO apportion the
money among the states The following method is 10
be used IN this division OF the available funds
One-third IN the ratio which the OF each
state bears 10 the total Of all the states;
third the which the population OF each state
bears the total population OF all the states
shown by TIE last census. one-third in the ratio
which the mileage rural delivery routes and
routes in each state bears 20 the total mileage OF
rural delivery and star in all the states at
the close OF the next preceding fiscal year shown
by the records of the postmaster general
There is additional provision that state
shall receive less than one-half OF percent OF
each years allotment
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
THE CROPS

vi,h the falling of in the earlier estimates Of
the winter wheat crop It appears that the sup
ply viii about equal that OF last Spring wheat
on the other hand. promises 10 better last years
crop by some $4,000. 900 bushels which time
of lower prices Is excellent gain. The acreage
sovn is smaller than last year but the condition
Of the crop is unusually good, and yield of 1919
bushels an acre IS promised. To an European ag-
ricuturaIst this would seem pretty sparse yield,
but il is high by our Uncrowded standards. There
have been good rains in the west. say the reports
and growing conditions are first rate at present Ths
combined crop OF winter and spring wheat promises
TO be not notably far from average
From an this the consumer in these parts may
gather that there VIII be bread famine this
year. and that staple is unlikely TO go up at any
rate. Hay bsrley and oats the other hand, show
materially smaller crops this year and there will be
a big falling of in the apple and peach crops The
apple crop particularly IS away below the average
aud promises 70 be only about half of the plentiful
supply Of last year
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

publishers. probably because they have been over
played for the past few seasons and some OF the
publishers think the decline Jazz in. but
they report steady demand for such old fayorites
After the Ball" The Rosary" Loves old
Sweet Song" GLOW Worm" and Sweet Rosie
OGrady-' All these pieces seems TO have outlived
their numerous PAROLES, which people hummed in
seIfdefence when the pieces rang forth from every
hand organ. Probably nine out OF ten Americans OF
40 years hum the refrain OF any OF those
songs and piece out the words But the PAROLES.
being ephemeral things have been wiped out by
time. Some will recall a jealous New York burlesqUe
called After the Fair" in which Chicago-it was
worlds fair time-was pictured a refuse heap Of
shavings and glue, impossible to live IN Then there
the famous
Play something else on your concertina.
Nix on the GLOW Worm" Lena, Lena:
Beyond that Il is difficult for the average man 10
recall anything from the thousand and one parodes
Of these hardy perennials among popular songs.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
More Truth
Than pOotru
n,T lam "a 4 llOnf A6lTO
AN APOLOGY.
)U James q

AN ABOlOG1.
When lovely woman first declared
No more her soul should custom
fetter
Allowing she was quite prepared
To do mans work as well,-or bet
ter,
We knew. OF course, that she was fit
For many useful occupations
And yet. we might as we'll admit
We held out certain reservations.
"she can" said we. succeed at law;
Her fine capacity for fury
Wiz COW a judge, and overawe
The thickest sort OF hard boiled
jury.
And though the sight Of blood. may
hap
In her more easeful days has
shocked 'er
When she gets on gown and cap
SheE make a pretty able doctor.
But in tn higher walks OF crime
Although she's bright and shrewed
and clever.
She'll not succeed for quite a time
In fact. the chances are, not ever.
High crime requires heavy tax
on strength and nerve. when once
you've planned IL.
In both these things a woman lacks:
She'll never be a first class ban
dit"
But now we read about a Jane
Who rolled and robbed a helpless
victim!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
FINAL STEP.
enc else!

The hnaI step in establishing a court Of interna-
tonal justice viii taken the meeting Of the as
sen,blv Of the League Of Nations Geneva in Sep
TENDER.
This Is the most important item on the program
OF the assembly meeting.
As practically all of the nations. members OF the
League, have ratified the draft plan of the court
the ratification by the assembly. which is necessary
TO make the court going concern is more or less
a forna1ity.
It may therefore be predicted with certainty that
within a few months the loug-dreamed OF expert
ment OF settling disputes between nations in the
same rational manner disputes between indi-
viduals are settled. will be under way.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
ADVENTURE.

Fred schweer. a clerk was locked by mistake
IN an alright vault of the metropolitan bank in
New York.
He was taken out unconscious. just in time TO
save his life with pulmotor
Revived ne hurried home. ate a belated supper
and rushed off to the movies without mentioning
his experience TO his parents.
Probably ne went to the movies TO see something
exciting That's the way of it, Adventure or romance
is something which seems to be happening to some
one else!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
TYPICAL CONVERSATION.
The Big Fight.

TYPICAL CONVERSATION.
The Big Fight.
Well waddye think OF the fight?
I dunno. Waddye think of it?
1 dunno, it looks like Dempsey to
me.
Me too.
Dempsey'll knock him for three
summersaU,ts and a full twister.
He sure will.
I'll say he will.
He sure will He'll knock i'm for
three Ooh-la-la's and a Marsellaise,
amt il true?
It sure is. But seen somewheres
where Corbett says Carpenter" has
a chance.
Yen. he has a chance, about as
much chance as 1 have.
Well, va never can tell. He might
put It over at that.
Thass right, va never can tell.
Yes. he might sneak one over, but
then there amt much chance. Dye
think there is?
No. there amt much chance. He'll
wake up about the time the referee
has reached SO and he'll want to
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
Forward

Mrs Jake Morris wife Of Tailor Morris of Pike
vile undertook to escort a mountain bad-man TO the
state reformatory at Frankfort Ky.
A few years ago. before women voted, the idea o.
a woman police officer seemed funny. At least, many
Jokes were made about it. These jokes have lost
their point
Need anyone ask II Mrs Jake Norris landed her
prisoner all right Frankfort?
Certainly not OF course she did!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
SINGING THE Old SONGS.

The Sheet Music Dealers association has been
holding its annual convention at Chicago. and we
gather from the discussion that fashions song are
much what they used TO Dee az the time OF the first
OF the Pharaohs. "The mother theme is generally
1ure fire. and almost any good love ballad will get
over Is the CONSENSUS of opinion That safe
and sound doctrine long before Tin Pan Alley was
discovered
Hawaiian songs are going out Of fashion, say the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

The police the world over have
done as much as railroads and other
inventions TO revolutionize and ad-
vance civilization. Police Commits
sioner Richard z. Enright, New
York.
Now is the time for the English
speaking peoples OF the world 10 re-
solve that never again viii they per-
NIT the world 10 be devastated by
unnecessary war. - Sir Auckland
Geddes. British ambassador 20 the
United States.
Girls. talk 70 mother first and ask
her advice. Don't jumr into matri-
mony.-John ". Tierney, supreme
court justice.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
ThQIower9
bill Armstrong

the only pumpkin on the vine.
". J. Dingus, Jr., c. & o. agent,
made a flying trip 20 Cincinnati.
sam p. Dingus Is making regu-
lar trips 20 Langley. Wonder
what's the attraction Miss
Veura Dingus Is some girl. She
keeps all the boys at AlphOretta
guessing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
OtherEditors Than OURS
WHERE WILL AMERICA COME IN?
(Flint JOurnaL)

(Elint JOurnal)
That there been effected IAN economic
entente" between the largest and financially strong
Industrial interests of Great Britain and Ger
many is a far cry from the endless hate and death
relations that familiar in Eng
land at the crest Of the world wars operations
This information leaked through the better in
formed English and German newspapers.
Although this is solely q private enterprise which
far has failed TO receive pledge OF govern
mental support in Germany, the "entene" is under
stood the cooperation of the British gov
eminent and may be powerful enough to issue or
deTs TO the administration at Berlin The primary
OF the economic entente" according 10 the
far given out the exploitation Of Russia,
but the organization is so vast and embraces such
a complete unity that 1t may be expected to spread
its influence over the entire world through Russia
resources If American Industrial and economical in
have allowed themselves TO be shackled by
shortsighed policy OF fastening ethical considera-
tions upon their foreign trade they have only them
selves 10 blame II they find this Britsh-G German
entente" has shut them out Of the European mar
kets
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
lis PRICE

C,vnIcs say everything has It's price. Sometimes
when YOU are blue, don't you believe them2
II So consider Charles Garland, small scale farm
er OF Massachusetts,. He refused million and nan
from his fathers estate. and refuses million
from that Of his uncle.
"If I accept a fortune, I am taking something
that does not belong TO me- he believes
And he evidently has price.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
CHARLEY on THE PAN.
(Whitesburg. KY Eagle.)

Wv HIIE5IUIB, hyI LdgIt.I
Charles Fugate. after taking
a three months course in scien-
tific and practical drafting in
Chicago, has returned 20 his
home here. Charlie IL trying
hard 70 make himself a croft
able and useful man, and II is
a pleasure for his many friends
TO realize this.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
WRONG.

Almost any rich man viii tell you that the poor
are the happiest Writer'S, lecturers philosophers
also delight saying SO
Even Mrs stillman. fighting for much alimony n
The New, York courts. SAYS money is bore
The saying doesn't harm the rich and IS designed
~ console the poor. There's only trouble with
it-it isn't true.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
WHY HE LEFT.

Kenesaw Mountain lands. feder-
al judge in Chicago, has a wealth
Of poise. He SITS through long
stretches OF litigation. apparently
lost IN some maze of abstraction on
the other side Of the moon, but he
never misses what is going on. And
suddenly he will break in when at
tOrneys are wrangling. or a witness
isn't speaking well, and with a
iudicious question or some pertinent
advice, will readjust the court mech
anism and set it running smoothly
again.
One hot day the federal prose-
cutor was examining a witness in
Judge lands court, and wasn't
making much progress. The witness
was an itinerant printer.
Where were you working in jan
uary Of that year?" asked the pros
ecutOr.
"On the Texarkana Bugle." replied
the witness.
How long did you stay?"
1.-TWO months
why did you leave?"
The editor and ] disagreed on a
great national question"
Where did you work next?"
ION the Joplin News-H Herald. I
was there seven weeks"
why did you leave?"
The editor and 1 disagreed on a
great national question"
Three other jobs were mentioned,
I -, l. I
his leaving with the same phrase.
Then Judge lands sat up In his
| chair and raised a hand
Wait a minute" he commanded
What was this great national ques-
| ton ?"
Prohibition" said the witness.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
GARDENING.

Ny neighbor mas a garden fair and
and all the beds are neat and
trim,
But he has hired a strangers hand
10 come and do the work for
him;
He walks among his shrubs and
vines and proudly he admires
them there.
But he who'd come TO know the
flowers must give a garden con-
slant care.
My patch Of ground is not 80 large
but / know every rose by name,
And = have watched the peonies
grow since first the pink shoots
upward came;
No strangers hands have raked my
beds and jostled these few
plants Of mine,
For have nurtured every shoot and
guarded every trailing vine,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

And when he ventured TO complain
She tucked up both her sleeves
and licked him.
Our prophecies Of woman kind
Have met. it seems, with dire dis
aster
In consequence, we've changed our
mind;
There's nothing that she cannot
master.
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
An Outrage.

Apparently a socialist and a paci-
fist hasn't got any more right under
the law 20 beat his wife than any
ordinary citizeni
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
Too soon.

We are not surprised that Mr.
Ponzi doesn't want his liberty. The
new sucker crop isn't quite ripe yet
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

It is perfectly natural that people should qusS''o"
49,, +r-,.7to+so, Of the supreme court a great many
Question even the jurisdiction Of the supreme being
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

Mr.. Lenine found out that he
couldn't run the world rather less
extensively than did the late kaiser.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

In times Ike these It is almost Impossible even
for an editor TO maintain the high cost Of hiVverins
hence the League for the Reduction of Gasoline
prices. The motto is: fiv and let fiv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

John Farneman is wondering If
Tom Brandon or Fred Reimold have
sold their vinegar yet.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
j. p. MCEUOy
Essays
IN Plum

know why the engineer didn't blow
the whistle.
Hah nah, thass good.
Yessir, he'll be saying, LAFAY-
ETTE, LAFAYETTE, IN HERE
YET.
Amt it the truth-you tell i'm.
I'll say. And he's got such a nice
wife too. It's a shame to leave her
a widow. The only way she'll get
that money Is TO inherit it,
guess thass right
Unless ne slips something over by
accident-ya never can tell. you
know.
Thass right, va never can tell. but
there amt much chance for that.
Dempsey will bring one up from the
floor and knock i'm for a tray Of
French pastry.
He sure will.
I'll say he Will
You said something
I'll say I cid.
You sure did.
Conductor ENDOFTHELINEAI
OUTFARASWEGOWATCHYASTEP)
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
FO1kS.5a388se::4t

My neighbor has a garden fair and
all his beds are neat and trim.
But all the blossoms that are there
are merely pretty flowers to
him;
He never knows the fight for life a
struggling little rose bush
makes
Nor sees the new shoots spring up
because he never hoes or rakes
have no hired man to toll or trim
my garden beds for me,
IT'S mine to break the sun baked
ground and water every plant
and tree.
It's mine to fight the weeds and
pests and give my roses cons
tant care,
But 1 get more than blossoms gay,
for I know every flower that's
there.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

Seeing as It is no more humtiatng TO dls up 'i'D
= q, - give up why should Germany feel so hui
inflated about 10 anyway?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
NEWS OF THE CITY.
(C1pvpland

(Cleveland)
St. Statler IS a nice cheerful ga
link. He was standing out in front
OF his hotel when we came in and
seemed glad TO see US.
Chuck Sax was seen on Euclid
avenue n little while ago uncom-
fortably sober.
The trip hasn't cost Ernie Pho
waty or Nelson Jones a cert thus
far
We have always been under the
I impression that Frank and Jesse
James were dead. They're not
they run the Secor hotel in Toledo.
Karl King and Farneman played
the famous Mayfeld golf course yes
| terday. King SEE you need an aero
! plane. submarine and a blasting ma
chine to successfully negotiate this
/ course. This match cost Bert Mey-
ering the popular Chain-o'-Lakes
pro. plenty Of jack. If Farneman
/ and King continue playing at May
field. by the time we get back Bert
will be a Iauper.
Clarence Steed's check suit is the
| talk of the town.
We saw John d. Rockefeller a lit
| tie while ago. He inquired after A.
r. Erskine and Bob Steenberg.
Grover Cleveland went by a little
/ while ago. Poor Grover is certainly
up against it. He's now driving a
| Yellow cab.
Dave Olmstead, who learned under
"Cupie" Collins, was amazed 70
learn that Couple" now weighs 400
| pounds. His only comment was that
Andy Weisberg must be feeding him
we'll.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

The trip hasn't cost Ernie Pho
watv or Nelson Jones a cert thus
far.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

Most women could get along without the divorce
If il wasn't for the almony.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23
JUNE D. 1921

Just now there isn't much distinction in belong
ing TO a club unless IL is a ball club.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

Chuck Sax was seen on Euclid
avenue n little while ago uncom-
fortably sober.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

St. Statler is a nice cheerful ga
link. He was standing out in from;
OF his hotel when we came In and
seemed glad TO see US.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-23

We have always been under the
impression that Frank and Jesse
James were dead. They're not
they run the Secor hotel in Toledo.