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Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30

Corps. Daughters Of Veterans. @ A. II
Veterans. United Spanish War Vcter-
ans, Veterans OF Foreign Wars, Amer
lean Legion and AuNiliarics. South
on Main and south Main 10 tho Ar
kansas river: west on north sido Of
river to Union avenue bridge.
Relief corps. Daughters and Grand
Army on cast side OF Union avenue
bridge.
Band. firinE platoons and Army ord
era on north side OF river.
Memorial services for the sailor dead
by strewing OF flowers over tho river
by womau's Relief corps.
Following tho close Of tho services
the Army orders will be taken to the
cemeteries by automobiles.
For Rosclawn-At city Auditorium
and the river to move south on South
Main and east OF 9 street.
For Mountain Wow Wcst side Of
Grand avenue. in front of Vail hotel,
to move south on Union and Broad
way.
For North Sido City-opposite Vail
hotel to move north on Grand and
Greenwood
Evening Service,
In tho evening seryices viii he held
In Memorial hptl ~ s.i5 o'clock. Rob
or, Morris. and ". Is Caldwell Amer
lean Ingion; MiEs Mabel St1ckis,
Maurice Gordon, tho Rev. O. s. Reed.
Vance & keister, $. s. Packard. John
Il. barnard. Miss Audrey Bam"y, Nrg
Max Breatwor John \. Martin. tho
Rev Ions. are On the evening pro
gram.
An stores. city hnll and court house
offices. and offices I'm the federal build
ing, win rrmain closed thruout the day
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30
ARMY MACHINE BATTLES
TERRIFIC ELECTRICAL STORM
Dead Include Five Air Service Officers and Chairman
Of Board American Automobile
Association

Washington 2s(By Press)-seven men
ambulance airpane
Washington
cad
Lieutenant Colonel Archie Miller, A, H.
Maurice Connolly
A. G. Batcheder Of
American
Lieutenant G. w. McDermot, Langley Field,
Lieutenant M.
Sergeant D. G.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30
SPRINGS FUGITIVE
HELD in NEW YORK

New York. Ma. :s-Jamcs Cost
clio. aged as. sought by tho police of
Colorado Springs as = fugitive from
Justice. was arrested saturday night
Police said he forged several checks
in tho name of Mrs Dora Foster who
is interested in prison reform work
She had employed him ON her estate
after he had served q four year
prison sentence
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30
FOCH WILL VISIT
CHICAGO NEXT FALL

Chicago. Ill, May 2a.-Marshal Foch
OF France will visit Chicago on or
about November according to tcnta-
tive plans medc for his visit to tho
United States. w. j. McGinlcy. SUI
preme secretary of the knights OF
Columbus. announced today. Tho in
formation was received from an oni-
cial French source in New York
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30
NO MOVIE CENSORSHIP
In MIDDLE WEST STATES

Chicago, Ill. May eo.-Not n. single
movie" censorship act has been
passed by any OF the thirteen middl' =
western states, II was shown by a poll
Just completed. In many states such
legislation has been proposed or is
pending. In few states censorship
bills have passed one house but so far
something has in,crvencd to prevent
their enactment.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30
GERMAN ALLIANCE
FAVORED BY VOTE

Salzburx. Austrin. May ce.-(By
The Associated Press. jim the refer
cndum held today tho vote wns vir-
tually una aminousIy in favor OF fusion
with Germany. With so per cent OF
the returns received only u few hun
drrd votes wcrc recorded against
fusion.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30
FINANCIAL CONDITION
OF FARMERS IMPROVED

Washington. n G.. MAY 2s.-Fi-
nsncial conditions among farmers arc
believed to have improved sSmewhat
recently and farm credits to have he
come easier. according to reports to
tho federal reserve board from its
governor. w. i. g Harding. who is
on a visit to the south and middle
west
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30
X. OF c. TO LAUNCH
CAMPAIGN TO REWRITE
AMERICAN HISTORY

Chicago. H.. May ca. II. Reddin,
OF Denver. announced Saturday that
tho Knights OF Columbus would
launch n movement to produce new
American history written by eminent
historians of different races at an csu-
mated cost of 81 500 OOO.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30
BRITISH TO DISPATCH
DIVISION TO SILESIA

Berlin. MAY Ga-tEy Tho Associated
Fressb-h British division instead of
four battalious Is being dispatched to
Upper Silesia nt once according to in
formation received here. II Will travel
with tull field equipment
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30

day last repcas in silk of the blossoms that have
sprung up the graves Of Americans in France.
Most Of the poppies made by French orphans
The funds obtained through the sale of the flowers will
be used for relief work the children of the
torn Districts the children who, in their poverty,
have kept fresh flowers the graves of their heroes,
the American soldiers
Memorial will be held today thrucut the al
lied countries in memory of the American dead
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30

Memorial Day will find hundreds of French children,
self appointed guardians of the graves of American SOL
der dead in France placing wreaths and flowers upon
the mounds marked by white crosses the final resting
places of the thousands who gave their lives for world
freedom. Americans have paid tribute to these fallen
warriors by wearing the official memorial flower, the
poppy of Flanders field
The poPpies worn in America, and in Pueblo Sntur-
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30
FRISCO MARINES REJECT
BOARDS NEW PROPOSALS

San Francisco, Cal. MAY 2o.-Ss,
Francisco members OF the Marine En-
Eineers Beneficial association today
voted To reject tho United states ship
ping boards new proposals offered az
q possible means of settling ths mari
time strike. j. j. Soary, secretary ut
tho organization hero. said the vctn
was practically unanimous. The local
association has membership Of moro
than 200
DISPATCH MEMORIAL. MESSAGES
Washington. -. g.. NAV 2n.-Memor-
ial day messnEcE bcspcakinc a rcsf-
frmation Of Royalty and service to tbs
nation bv tho American people were is-
sued Saturday night by General rcrsh-
ing and Secretary Weeks.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30
Weather

COLORADO Monday part
ly cloudy, somewha warmer
northeast portion; Tuesday
unsettled and cooler.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30

Continued on Page Eighth
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30

Further information rOnccrr,ug
roads aud automobile trips nny he
obtained 1t tho Pueblo Commerce
club.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-30

Mrs Ames was waiting for her
lusbnnd at the ficld and when the
'epprt of the accident came she
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22

OFFERING US NICE LOB

There are many Indications that Germany is try
ing to Jockey the United States into the position OF
Offering arbitrate the question Of PREPARATIONS be-
tween France and Germany. It would not be at all
surprising If such direct proposal would be made
Immediately following the rassage by congress and
the signing by the president Knox peace reso-
hutton. It would be a perfectly logical step in the
German policy OF trying in every possible way to
evade committing herself TO the payment Of the
separations bill.
Certainly up to now there has been nothing in
the attitude Of the Harding administration toward
the PREPARATIONS question TO suggest the possibility
that it would fall for this clumsy German dpIo-
II the interest of the continuing good reIa-
that the policy OF non-interference by Washington
viii be changed.
France would rightly consider such interference
at this time as a most unfrieudly act After nearly
two years OF waiting for financial satisfaction from
Germany. France prepared to do her own collect
in the only way seems left to her It is not
the fault OF the French that they have had to re-
sort 20 their army collection agency and that
of German territory
There may have been a time. when the BIZ
against Germany was being compiled that the in
nEence and good Office Of the United States would
have been helpful all around. But that time has
passed To attempt influence the situation now
would lay open to the very grave suspicion OF
trying 10 Germany at the expense of France
her CHIEF creditor.
Our international relations are badly enough
tangled as 1t Is, without adding this snarl.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
Other Editors Than Ours
\ LARGE ORDER.
(By DIR. William l.. Barton.

I met a friend who is a member of congress and
congratulated him upon the large majority by
which he had been reelected. He said:
THAT Is one Of the embarrassments OF the situa-
ton. There many men who think they elect.
ed me, and who want to do what they want
done"
I said him. Your task IS an easy one"
lie said. Il wish thought so"
said l. 'AI this congress needs to do Is to reduce
taxation, and the time increase the revenues
same time decrease the cost Of living; increa
and at the same time reduce the cost Of commodi-
ties 10 the ultimate consumer
He asked lis that all?"
1 said. NO; had not finished; that IS all that -
necessary IN that department of your respon-
sibility. You then have Europe and Mexico and
Japan and Panama think about, and few other
items when those have been attended to-"
It is easy problem, and If we do not know
IT, we ought TO know it, The thoughtful officials OF
the government thinking about these matters,
Gay and part Of the night.
IL is not America alone which they have 10 con-
slider. our economic and political problems ef-
fectually influenced by conditions outside OF our
country. The problem OF selling anything
abroad without lowering the exc! ge point that
would be ruinous 20 American business Is involved,
and many other considerations.
IL is the privilege Of every American 20 grumble
about the inefficiency of congress. and shall no.
give up that privilege. But let and then
remind ourselves matter of fair play that even
congress does not know way whereby can eat
cake and keep il. too.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
SOUTH SEA ROMANCE.

Popular fancy has been ascribing vast amount
OF romance to life South Sea Islands. But Bas.
sett Digby. writer, brings back a different tale.
There often lovely shells along the water
line" he says But also there always dead cats
and fowls and fish and snakes and castaway vege-
tables and rotten fruit and squalid banana skins oy
tine million. and greasy ashes and charred fuel and
refuse from fishing nets and sodden ancet rags
and decaying cocoanuts."
This stuff. he says languid.y follows the tide up
end down, day after day week after week.
The burning makes the beach unbearable.
There is shade under the fringe OF palms, but no
grass. just earth-and insects
However disusoning this picture may be. it is
rather convincing. No doubt. If but see it,
there is just much romance 10 miles from home
10000.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
TAKE FIVE ADAY.

Plenty OF men and women spell cat with two IS
and suffer embarrassment thereby
Teachers tell Us this deficiency Is due frequently
10 method OF teaching. rather than lack OF school
opportunities
Now comes Prof. Van II. Smith OF the Burlington
y. J., public schools with plan revive the
art OF spelling Webster does It. Four Burlington
grade school pupils. trained so. outspelled every
high school opponent in a county contest Smith
says
Five words a day IS a spelling lesson. Con-
centrate 'on few words at time. instead OF
spreading all the dictionary. one word IL
difficult is enough for lesson"
The average college student has vocabulary Of
only $500 words. The person ambles
through life with 1000, or less Smiths hve-a-day
Ilan will give grade pupil command OF 5000
words in FIVE years. he says.
Spell It orally write It and pronounce It. That
fixes the word in your mind. Try it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
THE COMMISSION FORM.
indianapolis News.)

Every city and incorporated town in Indiana has
had experience with the commission form OF gov
eminent Each has a school city school town.
acting independently and governed by a commits
sion. IN the towns and smaller cities a commission
of three. known school trustees. has control OF
the schools In Indianapolis the school city is gov
erned by FIVE commissioners. The commissioners
who have control of the superintendent principals.
hool teachers. officials employees; who fix the
school and contract debts for build
ings repairs, etc. So the ADOPTION Of the commits
sion form by any city would extending 10
the civil city the system that has been used by
the school city. Some Of the campaigns for change
a. the form OF government are doubt being con-
Quoted by people who impressed with anything
new though IN others the leaders have made study
OF the law and the manner in which Il has been APP
piled elsewhere in the country. The commission
or more especially the commission manager form.
has given satisfaction where the good officials were
obtained 20 administer the government which may
be said 10 almost any form of government
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
Ignorant Essays
By ]. P. McEVOY

The baby in one of his usual
walks, which is never limited to the
floor, but takes him over the furni-
ture. Up the walls and across the
ceiling-I say the baby-tried to
jump from the piano TO the daven-
port and came down hard on his
small but tender nose. Immediately
the house was in an uproar.
Now If ever, 1 said. is the time
I need poise so ] will get busy and
acquire some. So while everybody
was madly dashing around telephOn-
ing for doctors. hollering for help
and spilling arnica and iodine on our
genuine oriental rug, imported at
vast expense from New Jersey.
took a straight back chair, put it in
the center of the room, sat down
upon it and relaxed. I then inhaled
deeply and exhaled slowly three
times.
Get up you hard hearted beast"
said my wife. cant you see the
baby has broken his neck" 1T
doesn't sound like It" said 1 land
anyway ! have to acquire poise and
how am I going to acquire II II you
keep interrupting me-" SO I closed
my eyes and repeated: Il am COM
posed. I will be composed, I must be
composed.
But somehow It did not work. The
more I relaxed and the deeper l in
hailed the louder baby hollered. FL
nallv as 1 sat there with closed eyes
repeating for the tenth or fifteenth
time, "I am composed, I must be
composed omebOdy jerked the
chair from under me. Get out OF
here you darn fooH" heard in dull
Get tones, and I was ANONYMOUSLY
rushed out into the night
However. / still think this method
of acquiring poise is good but per
haps I should have worked il out
on the baby first and then his
mother. and by that time, maybe
wouldn't need any.
! Copyright. 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
ON ACQUIRING pOISE


have always envied individuals
who are known to have poise.
like the way they poise around. The
moro excited other people get the
more poiseful they become. Where
you and 1 would probably lose our
equilibrium and self control if our
houses burned down or if the doctor
had run out of prescription blanks.
or If our salaries were raised, the
man with poise would merely say.
"Ah yes, quite so, now as was
dying
But as the ads say, do not envy
Eoise, acquire it." have looked
about for a method. l thought at
last of following one of these poise-
full persons around, but the more
poise he showed the madden It made
me and instead of acquiring any
poise, lost what little 1 originally
had.
Then ii occurred TO me that per
haps I might find something about
it in a book. First I looked in the
and among other things found that
il meant suspended motion" That
makes il much easier. I said. II
there is anything that I could sue
coed in 1t would be in suspendina
my motion. If that's all there is &c
poise It won't be necessary to count
the ballots. I am elected.
But just the other day I picked
UP another book and found that ac-
quiring poise was much more intri-
cofa Thfa hOOlr ofo tod. HTS Won
wish to acquire poise seat yourself
in the middle of the room in q
straight back chair. allow yourself
to relax. lift up your eyes and inhalC
deeply three times and exhale slow.
~.
Repeat 70 yourself at least II
times: I am composed, I must bc
composed. I will be compensation
am composed That sounds some
thing like. I said and that very even
ing I had an opportunity to test 4
out.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
DIRECT TO YOU.

New Jersey progressive farmers have decided
upon campaigns of direct newspaper advertising =
sell their produce Fresh From the Farm"
Some farmers have banded in groups for coop
eratve newspaper advertising. others will work IT.
dividually. profteering middlemen will be elm
mated. The farmer gets little more money for
his produce: the consumer a fresher article.
BY straightforward advertising in the newspapers
the producer will solicit business from the con-
sumner He will sell his product before he delivers
il, personally by parcel post
How about the farmers of AZ other states?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES ]. MONTAGUE

4 CINCH.
Mans laundering proclivity
A puzzle is 10 me;
This scheme Of relatively
Is plain as a. b, c.
And so I shall attune a verse
To help you 20 make out
The workings Of the universe
That Einstein talks about.
If you happen TO fall from a street
car.
You fall in a slant through the air.
And when you come 10, and the car
would pursue.
You'll find that the car isn't there.
II isn't the way YOU have fallen.
It's the way that you fell from the
car,
II you chance TO rebound. when
you're found on the ground,
Which helps you TO tell where you
are.
There's nothing that should trouble
you
In problems such as these:
observe the letter w"
Its shape is like two VS."
II Einstoin drove a rivet. he
Would drive Il with q saw.
Because all relatively
Is subject to his law.
II you're hit on the dome with golf
ball.
And The golf ball bounds off Of a
tree
To another mans bean. Il IS easily
seen
What the angle OF impact would
be.
But II Il fell into a hencoop.
You would use other methods. be-
cause,
/ No reasoning men could expect that
a hen
Would be able TO tell where It was
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
MAIL 1T EARLY.

Do you let your business letters pile up during
the day and then dump them into the mail boxes
around in the afternoon? If so. you are helping
delay the delivery of mails by II hours according
post office officials In Chcag,, for instance moce
than 100000 letters mailed between ; and
6 o'clock p. m It's the story in every town.
The post office "sorters' bound to get behind
schedule If a whole days work foods them in one
hour Then, too, evening mail trains are over
crowded, while morning and afternoon trains carry
little mail Make those early trains with your let
ters. by posting your mailing throughout the day
and help the post Office give you quick service
1t cost New Jersey s2,543 damages for
calling woman a scold. This should put the brakes
a lot of loose talk.
We hope that the bankers understand the bank
statements they publish Nobody else does.
Numismatst says modern paper money originated
in China in the year sos Some of it looks like it.
-O-
IN considering famous watering places for your
vacation don't forget Wall St
Noah would have made a great promoter. He
hoated a lot Of stock.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
All! EPSON SALTS
LIKE LEMONADE

You can now buy real epson salts
without the awful taste and nausea,
by asking your druggist for handy
package of "Epsonade Salts" which
looks and acts exactly like epson
salts. because IL is pure epson salts
combined with fruit derivative salts.
giving IL the taste OF sparkling lem
onade.
Take a tablespoonful in a glass Of
cold water whenever you feel
bilious. headachy or constipated.
"Epsonade Salts" is the much talked
OF discovery OF the American Epson
Association
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
PERSONAL MENTION.

John Campbell. who uses his box
milking factory as a stall so that he
can loaf around town and partici-
pate i'm every drive that was ever
invented. while acting as toastmas-
ter at dinner recently said he be
came notorious as a result of be
ing written up I'm this column fror
time to time. John better watch h'f
step or well use our influence To
get him canned out of the First n
Z. church.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

The scrub women and janitors are
organizing a union IN Washington.
Now If the fire goes out. all the jan
itor Will have 20 do IS 10 show his
union card and get ime and a half
for building another fire.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22

A South Bend minister had sign
placed in the front OF his church
and then wondered why 80 many
people were laughing as they came
into the church. The sign read.
Why People Sin. Come in. Get the
Habit"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
YOU CAN BELIEVE IT OR NOT;
CANDIDIY WE DP|N'T
City. April q, 81

City, ApFA Il, -.
Tower Of Babel.
News-Times, City.
Dear Bill:
I'm a lady voter, but I'm FOR Car
son Just the same. want 20 tell
YOU about an incident that happened
at our house the other night. Ny
husband came home very much
pleased because a friend Of his had
presented him with a bottle OF that
stuff they call white mule" IN
pouring himself a drink. he let spill
just a tiny drop on cockroach that
happened TO be passing through the
dining room at the time. The cock
roach was so affected-you would
hardly believe it-that 1t went into
the kitchen and washed and wiped
the dishes. God bless our home.
Respectfully,
AN EX-PRO HIBITIONIST.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
JUST FOLKS
By EDGAR A. GUEST

PURPOSE.
I'll count my life worth while
If only they shall smile.
II they have hearts to sing,
I can bear anything.
II but the home keep,
Is blest with gentle sleep.
Knows laughter and content.
IN count my life well spent.
II IN me they make pride.
/ shall be satisfied
Failure may launch her blow,
But steadfast I sha llgo.
This dread alone fear
That they may suffer here.
II they keep faith in me,
Undaunted I shall be.
II only they shall smile.
i'm count my life worth while.
Copyright, 1921
No Pikcr.
Wen say for Mr.. Stillman tn
when he goes after a divorce
! wants a good one.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22

Fred Loughman made the state
ment yesterday that he IS running
for councilman; causing Bob Nc
Auliffe 10 remark. Good, you ought
TO go big"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
A PATHETIC INCIDENT.

The new mayor had been in office
about six weeks.
He sat in his private Office play-
Ing a game OF dominoes with one OF
his close friends on the fire depart
ment.
His secretary entered timidly.
II beg your pardon. sir. but a tax
payer awaits without" she said.
Tell him." said the mayor, that
am tied up in an important confer
ence and can't see him until next
month"
The secretary retired from the
room. timidly. In a few seconds she
returned.
HE says" began the girl again.
that during your campaign, your
platform was that your office door
would always be oren to the pub
lie"
on hearing this, the mayor began
laughing. Two hours later he died
from exhaustion!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
sill Higher.

Maybe when that scaling party
gets 70 the summit OF Mt. Everest it
will be able 10 discover the peak OF
high prices
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
No Limit.

Mr.. Hays says ne wants 70 i'm
prove the postal service. Well he
has abundance Of room.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
The Tower Of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

hooks on Il. We gave the bait q
our little daughter to play with and
thus far we have been unable 70 IN
tangle her.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22

WELD TRY A PORCUPINE NEXT
Ivar Hennings. manager Of the
South Bend Bait company. present
ed members Of the Kiwanis club at
their meeting yesterday with some
OF his artificial bait. The bait is the
kind that has a dozen or two sharp
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-22
IN WHICH MIR. AIBF,RTs GETS \
LITTLE FINICKY.

South Bend. Ind,
April q, 1921.
Dear Bill:
Babies Rompers Drop" was the
heading originally placed on my
Little Folks shop ad, but the boss
censored II. thus showing he's
strong for truth in advertising.
SOL