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The New York herald., 1921-01-06
TEXAS THUMPER is
BOUGHT BY GIANTS
Brown, San Antonio Outfield-
er. VIII Try for Job in
Centre.
ONLY HALY A BERTH OPEN
King Will Work Against Left
Handers-0ther Baseball
Gossip.
by DANIEL.

Completion of a deal with San An
TO the Giants full title to another
promising and husky outfielder whose
name Is Edward Brown. B. own Is a
right handed hitter who scales at 200
Of his cleated shoes
Brown is an army product. He
played considerable baseball while In
the service, and when he was mustered
to the San Antonio park and began to
fling the leather around. His all around
work landed him job with the Alamo
City club and his fine showing last sea-
son won him place on the roster of
the Giants.
The new Giant is a first class out
fielder and a great hitter. When we
saw him at San Antonio last spring his
throwing was mediocre, but we were in
formed yesterday by Joseph O'Brien,
the secretary of the New York club,
that John McGraw had sent Brown TO
'Bonesetter" Reese at Youngstown and
that Reese had discovered a kink in
Browns shoulder. The kink has been
removed and the young man now Is
throwing them as far as anybody would
want him to.
Three From San Antonio.
With Brown will come two other men
from the San Antonio club-Claude
Davenport, right handler, who is only
feet inches short and weighs 225
pounds, and Gross. an inflelder. Daven
port Is a brother of the veteran Dave Of
the Browns. Lefevre, the youngster
from F'ordham, has gone to San An
tonic in part payment for the trio.
There will be only half an outfield
position open when the Giants start
their work at San Antonio in March
the centre field berth against right
handed pitchers. Lee King, 1t appears,
will continue to hold down the job
when left handlers are putting them
over for the opposition. OF course
George Burns will be in left and Ross
Young in right
For the right handed hitter half of
the centre field position there will be
four cand.dates-Benny Kauff. Vernon
Spencer, Brown and Curtis Walker.
who was bought from Augusta of the
Sally for $500. The competition will
be lively. The official averages. by the
way, show that Spencer hit for only
200 last season. Kauff hit for .274.
The New York herald., 1921-01-06
tEY.H.L..1NsIiIl
AUTOS-TIRES-BO
WISE BUYERS BUY NOW!

WISE BUYERS BUY NOW!
Auto Prices Are at Lowest Ebb Now!
Demonstrations Given; Automobiles Taken
In Trade.
Shortage Next Spring Crrtoir.
Buy While the Buying Is Good.
to 10 Mos. Time 10 Pay N Desired.
No Notes No Mortgages! No Publicity.
Cadillacs Sedans. Limousines. Landau
leites, Touring, sc.
All Al Jobs s...............st,25 $50 10 $500
Daniels Eight" Towncars and Tour.
ing ................. 5000, 81 800 TO SO. 500
Standard Eight Towncar.
Bucks: Coupe, sedans. Touring; Hudsons
Coupes, Coupelettes, Sedans; Merccrs
Touring, Raccabouts, Towncar.
Lanca Towncar; Reos Sedans Tourlng
Winton Limousine; Liberty Sedan, Touring
100 Other Closed Cars; New Arrivals Re.
ccived Daily.
Swell Line Summer Cars. .. $3.50 UP
Tires BY the Carloadl Buy Now
Prices Are the Lowest Ever Quoted
NgStock W and save Big Money
New Sedan Bodies--Prlces fright"
Fitting Packards, Cadiliacs, Bucks, &C.
Lots Of Used Bodics--AII Types.
Al Any Halfway Reasonable Offerl
JANDORF AUTOMOBILE CO.
235-237 w. 50th ST., near B'way.
Tire Dept. 1891 Broadway, corner SD.
Telephone Circle 24T6 Established IN 1899
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
HIS "HUNCH" WAS CORRECT
Actors Assertion That Someone in the
Audience Had a Bottle Quickly
Proved True.

A peculiar incident happened in a
local theater, which provided enough
comedy to make the performance very
amusing. In one of the acts, prohibi-
ton was made the butt of all the ac-
tors jokes, and he happened TO be one
of those fellows who makes reference
to the audience.
where is that bottle?" he shouted
at the audience. Someone in the
house has a bottle, with the cork off,"
Hardly had the laughter subsidized
when there was ''plunk," as bottle
dropped accidentally from the grasp
of someone down in front. 1t happened
just at the opportune moment and the
house went into roars of laughter.
Whoever dropped it made no attempt
to reclaim it, even though the bottle
might have contained anything from
milk to medicine. But the M. A. t..
has been told by someone who was
close to the sound that some time after
he saw a woman slowly making an at
tempt to reach for the fallen wet
goOds.-Lawrence (Mass.) Telegram.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
PRESSING DAD PRETTY FAR
Youths Last Question Certainly Might
Have Been Called Pointed and
Personal.

A most promising yoeth recently
sought information from his father
touching family affairs:
Dad" said he, do you like
mother?"
"Why, what a question! or course,
l dol"
And she likes your"
Il am certain she does"
Did she ever say SOP"
thousands of times, my son.
Did she marry you because Ihe
loved your"
Whereupon dad became angry, and
said:
"See here, young man, you're getting
entirely TOO personal. But / don't
mind telling you that she did"
The boy scrutinized his parent close
ly, and after a pause added:
TELL me this. dad; Was ma as near.
sighted then as she is now?"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
A Feeling Of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such medicine is DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything,
1t is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, n Y, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21

appetite. Well, sir, / was the most
surprised i ever was in my life when
the rheumatic pains began to ease up.
/ took seven bottles in all and, it's
fact, didn't have an ache about me,
was eating fine and simply felt like
/ had been made over again.
II have been in the best of health
ever since. with only slight twinge
of rheumatism at intervals. | do not
need my cane now, but as | had been
unable to walk without 1t for several
years, got into the habit of carry
ing it and so still take it along. | am
enjoying life and health once more
and can conscientiously recommend
Tanlac as the greatest medicine
have ever run across in all my ex-
perience."
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
everywhere.-Ady.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
PROMINENT new YORK
man PRAISES TANLAC
John F. Hyatt, of Albany,
N. T., Is Relieved of Sc
we're Attack of Rheuma-
tism of Many Years
Standing.

4 am now seventy-two years old
and am just getting rid of fifteen
year case of rheumatism that had
me so crippled up | could not walk"
said John L. Hyatt. 22T Pearl St,
Albany, n. Y, in relating his re-
markable experience with Tanlac, re-
Gently. Mr.. Hyatt was chairman Of
the committee in charge of building
the Albany County Courthouse and
was four times elected Il member of
the County Board of Supervisors. AT
present Mr.. Hyatt is Assistant Super
intendent OF the Albany County
Courthouse, with Offices in the build
ing.
Il don't believe" he continued.
anybody could have rheumatism any
worse than | did, and my case vas of
such long standing ] didn't expect to
ever get over 1t. was unable TO
walk except for short distance, sup
ported with cane, and even then
the pains struck me every time took
step. My legs, hips and ankles hurt
something awful and my joints were
stiff and achy. | couldn't cross my
leg without having 10 lift it up with
my hands, and 20 turn over in bed,
why. the pains nearly killed me.
MY appetite was gone and the
sight of food nauseated me. My
stomach was out of order, and | had
sluggish heavy feeling all the time.
l was weak, off in weight and dis
couraged SO that it looked like |
might as well quit trying to ever get
we'll
Il had no idea Tanlac would relieve
my rheumatism when l began taking
il last Spring. | took it because /
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
Are You Pale? Thin? Weak?
Enrich Your Blood!

ness, thinness or weakness, when
thousands have remedied their con-
ditions by taking S.S.S., the famous
old blood remedy compounded OF
fresh herbs just as the Indians
made it?
S.S.S., by driving impurities
from the blood and helping to put
red corpuscles in, lays the founda-
ton for sturdy, vigorous health.
If you want this, don't wait long
er, but get bottle of S.S.S. iron.
your druggist right now while you
are thinking of it. Begin taking,
and then write in detail about your
condition to Chief Medical Advisor,
867 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta,
Georgia. He will give you individ-
ual medical advice free.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21

Read this carefully: Il your
blood were rich and wholesome, you
would not be pale; if your blood
were rich and nourishing, you
would not be thin; if your blood
were rich and vigorous, filled with
red corpuscles, you would Lot be
weak.
Poor. disordered blood is respon-
sible for host of ills and weak
nesses. If you would attain rudy
health, a robust body, and muscular
strength, you must first provide
yourself with that which builds all
these-a rich, wholesome, nourish-
ing blood SUPPLY Any doctor will
tell you that.
Why suffer longer with salIow-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
Doubtful Transaction.

II understand the Crimson Gulch
posse took some bootleggers into Gus
tody."
..Yes, SIR replied Cactus Joe. And
1t cost us citizens quite sum of
money. paid in advance, to persuade
them rum runners to map their route
in this direction and get their stuff
cOnfscated-"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
Ahsolutely!

Thereafter there will be absolutely
no smoking in barracks at any time"
beloved a captain in Raritan arsenal
New Jersey, after fire caused by a
forgotten butt had been quelled. CAB
soIutely! Not at any timer'
Then he paused and added as an
afterthought in a louder below even
than before:
Especially at night american Lee
gion Weekly.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
important to Mothers
DISGUISED Efforts.

"Are you going to make n garden
this year?''
"Of course replied Mr.. Crosslots.
''Thats the only excuse can give the
folks for spending so much time digs
ing fishing worms.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
Joyous on.EuIfiIlment.

"You once said you were going to
retire from public life.'
''Not once" replied Senator Sor-
ghum, "1but several times. When
things didn't look favorable to my
political prospects I thought / might
at least get credit with my friends
for being something of a prophet"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
Too Good TO Be True.

Wife-John, a man called this after
noon and said he would supply us
with enough electricity to light our
house, do all the cooking and run the
washing machine for only 81 month.
What do you think of that?
Hub--You should have told him that
when we want current fiction Wen
get it at the bookstore.-Boston Tran
script.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
From Her Cheap Sweetheart.

Young Woman (holding out HANDY
Will you please tell me how to pro-
nounce the name of the stone in this
ring: Is it turkoise or turkwoise?
Jeweler (after inspecting iD-The
correct pronunciation is .glass. "-Bos-
ton Transcript.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
cuticura soothes itching Scalp

cuticura soothes itching Scalp
On retiring gently rub spots of dan
druff and etching with Cuticura Oint-
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have "a clear skim and soft, white
handS.-Adv.s
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
1895 GOODYEAR Raincoat Free.

Bldg. Kansas City, Mo-. is making
offer to send a handsome raincoat free to
one person in each locality who will show
and recommend IL to friends. If you want
one, write today.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
Humble.

The landlord is off his high
horse"
"That sou
Eyes, told him today we We're
thinking of moving, and he actually
said he hoped we would reconsider"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
A Business Man

@He Is a wonderful man for bush
ness, nay boyle even trained his lit
tie girl 60 put her pennies in the gas
meter, and she thought it was her
money box"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
stou the Pain.

The hurt of burn or a cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied. 1t heals
quickly without scars. Soc and 60c by
all druggists or send SOC to The ]. w. Cole
Co. Rockford, Ill.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
Proper Thin0.

I'm nearly broke and want some
collars" "Ah! Then you want the
kind with just slight ROLL
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21

Wasn't Carlyle right? Work rids
us Of three lls-tediousness. vice and
poverty
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
It's as Tickle as a Woman.

How can we expect the forecast of
ficials to tell what the weather will
do when the weather itself does not
know Boston Herald.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-04-21
History Repeats.

Clara But dear, how did you know
he kissed me?
Maud-He always does.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-09-19
BISHOP 0'G0RMAN-
DEAD; FUNERAL TO
BEHELD THURSDAY.

Sioux Falls, S. D., Sept 19.-Funer-
O'Gonnan of the eastern South Dako-
Ia diocese of the Roman Catholic
church, were expected to be made
here today. Tentative plans last night
provided for services next Thursday
Bishop O'Gorman died last night
day of last week. He was 7S years
of age. Reverend Thomas O'Gorman
was born at Boston, May !, 1S43 and
moved with his parents to st. Paul
some years later. He was one of the
first two students selected for the
priesthood by Bishop Cretin of the
st. Paul diocese. The other was the
late Archbishop Ireland. He went TO
France to complete his ecclesiastical
studies and. returning to st. Paul
was ordained priest Nov. 8, 1895.
After filling charges at Rochester
and Faribault, he became first vice
president and professor of dogmatic
theology at st. Thomas college, st.
Paul. and in 1890 was appointed pro
fessor of church history in the Cath
olic university. Washington, u. &.
on April 10, 1896 he was conse.
Grated bishop in ST. Patrick's church
at Washington. by Cardinal Satoli
then apostolic delegate to the United
states and May ?. 1896. installed in
the Pro.Cathedral at Sioux Falls, S.
-.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-09-19

/. At least twenty-five years old,
>. AT least seven years.
3. He must )live in the State from
which he is chosen.
4. According to population. as
shown by the census every ten years.
FOR an election in the Congressional
District from which the representa-
tive was elected, and a successor is
elected to fill the unexpired term.
6 They were formerly chosen by
the Legislature Of the State in which
they lived but Congress passed a law
which provides that they shall be
elected by the people.
Z. For six years.
s. Al least thirty years old.
.. At least nine years.
10. The Senate of the United
States.
IL. The Chief Justice of the Su-
preme Court Of the United States.
u. At least two-thirds Of the mem
bers present.
10. At least once in every year.
Ia. Congress shall meet at least
once in every year, and such meeting
day shall be the first Monday in
December.
15. All bills for raising money shall
originate in the House of Represen-
tatives.
16. A bill may become a law in
three ways.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-09-19
Thursday
LOST TWENTY YEARS.
FOUND BY TELEPHONE

Alva, Okla. Sept l9-Tnr prs.s.
tence and ingenuity of telephone uppr.
ators in locating people called un
long distance, was strikiurly d,mou-
strated at Alva last week. when % man
who had been "lost" for 20 years.
was finally located after the call had
been passed 10 three cities.
The party calling had NOT heard uf
logan Thornton for 20 years IN 1901
ne was living az Grand Rapids. Ncb.
Desiring to get In touch with him. the
calling party placed call at Ava for
Thornton at Grand Rapids After try
ing on The call at that place it was
learned that he had moved to Law.
renee. Neh.. some years ago. The call
was Immediately placed To that city
and the information received that
Thornton had moved To Gicnnwood.
Iowa. five years ago. Maintaining her
efforts the Alva operator placed tho
call TO Glenwood and succeeded In To-
eating her party
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-09-19
WHOLESALE FOOD
PRICES INCREASE

WashIngi.n u, Sept Wholesale
prices increased pa per cent ia
August over July levels. wholesale
food prices leading iu the advance
with AN increase of 1873 per cent.
according to nguros made public TO-
day hy the department OF labor
Farm products. including many food
articles. were 80 per cent higher In
August than in Jply the statement
said. adding that there wcp decided
advances To butter cheese. milk. rice.
meats sugor. fruits and pots.
Meat including cattle and hogs av.
eiurod higher than in july. An other
'nmodity ~ ups. except clothing.
the statement said. there we're tie.
creases in prices ranging from one
per cent IN the ease OF building mator.
ials to four per cent Tor metals
Clothing showed ma change In the ron.
eral price level
Up to August last year. farm nro.
duets had declined nearly a. per cent
clothes and clothing forty ana build.
ing materials ssH The average 10.
cline IN al wholesale commodity
prices since last August wns given as
3e per cent
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-09-19

Il. BY being passed by the mem
bers of the house in which II origin
ates and being sent from there TO the
other house and passed by 1t, and
then sent to the President and signed
by him.
IS. If after passing both Houses
of Congress 1t is sent to the Presl-
dent and he neglects to sign 1t for
full ten days. Sundays excluded, it
becomes a law without his signature.
49, No: if the President vetoes a
BILL 1t is sent back to the House In
which it started. and If they still de-
sire ii to become a law they proceed
to reconsider ii. and If after such re.
consideration is again passed by
two-thirds vote, it Is then sent to the
other House. and if the second House
passes it by a two-thirds vote it be-
comes law, as though the Presl-
dent had signed it in the first in
stance.
20 No; only a natural born citizen
may become President.
2l. He must be at least thirty.five
years old.
90 He must have resided in this
country for at least fourteen years.
23. The President of the United
States subject to conditions imposed
by the Constitution.
"a. They shall hold their offices
during good behavior
%. The President Of the United
States, except in cases Of impeach-
ment.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-09-19
EXsHANGE ! NATIONAL On. BANK OF RnMSsE s?

Below print % Constitution Questions asked in our az
The Aliens Textbook
zenshp COMPLIED by Herbert NJ Beck Of Camden New Jersey;
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-09-19

Ernest j. Jackson. who served In
the First division In France, aud who
was wounded IL times, has started
with his bride on a honeymoon hike
scrcss the continent from New York
10 san Francisco. The pair stopped
ut indianapolis on the 10th day Of
their walk, aud paid visit TO the
national headquarters Of the American
Legion.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-09-19
LEGION MEN VISIT FRANCE
American Party on Tour Of Former
Battle Sectors; at Flirey Monu-
ment Dedication.

The new "a. +. f." is in France
on a mission much unlike that of the
A. L. +. of 19l7-l9lS. The new forces
are only go strong. They comprise
members of the American Legion who
are touring the former battle sectors
this summer us guests of the French
government.
Every state and every branch Of
service is represented in the peaceful
new A. +. +. They sailed from New
York on the George Washington.
There was noisy bon voyage at the
docks as the former presidential ship
started on its course. Flags of the
United States and the American Le-
gi0n flew from the mast.
Commanding or rather heading the
pilgrimage was John G. Emery, the
Legions national commander For
mer commanders Franklin DOlier and
Henry ID. Lindsey were present.
Arriving at LeIlavre, the citizen ex-
petition was received with great eclat,
after which it proceeded TO Paris un-
der tow of French officials. From
Paris the party set out by special train
for Blos to attend the dedication of
the Joan of Arc statue presented TO
the French city by the Joan of Arc
Committee of New York.
NNkiI, Ip1nie "a x.o4oranc invaded
the old headquarters of the army re-
classification board, known better by
the doughbOy as the "benZine board"
Here the Americans staged burlesque
of benzine hearing during which a
score of the pilgrims were "blooyed'
as they used to say in the days of the
fighting a. Il. +.
Every city visited by the former de-
tenders has received them with arms
wide-open. That France has not for
gotten is everywhere evidenced by the
cOrdiality of the receptions. At Bor-
deaux, the Legionnares received the
freedom OF the city from the high
officials. From there they went TO
Tarbes to visit the birthplace of Gen
eral Foch. They placed memorial
tablet upon the house that first shell
tered the famous generaissimo.
The former fighters were impressed
by the rapidity with which many of
the ruined towns have been rebuilt.
Some Legionnares have gone over the
exact location where they fought the
battle of liberty and where many Of
their buddies fell in action.
Probably the most impressive GER
emony participated in by the Amerl-
cans was the dedication OF the Flirey
monument. This memorial is tribute
TO the valor Of the doughboys who
delivered the little town Of German
occupation. Flirey is familiar ground
to many American soldiers. 1t is on
the ridge which was the main line
of resistance of the old Toul sector
1t was at Flirey that the Eighty
ninth, from Kansas and Missouri, went
into conflict. Seventeen American
divisions fought in the vicinity of the
little town, which Itself was occupied
by regimental headquarters Of troops
holding the line.
At the close of their tour the Legion
men will go to Paris where they will
have three days 4. w. o. L., after
which they will sail on their return
voyage. The party IS expected 10 re-
turn about September 10.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-09-19

the American Legion at Lewistown,
Montana.
When the state department OF the
American Legion OF Montana held It's
annual convention at Lewistown, Baby
Thompson was unanimously selected
10 be- the mascot She Is the daughter
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Il. II. Thompson, Of
Lewistown.