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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11
A CHANGE

Leave the top crust of your ordin-
airy apple pie. When IL is baked take
II out OF the oven, put layer OF
marshmauOws over the top and re-
turn 20 the oven 70 brown. You'u like
&,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11
REMOVE THEM

Empty the metal can as soon as
I you ope2 81. The air striking the
food rende>s IL unwholesone II left
in the tin
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11
REMOVING TAR

II you would remove the tar stain
from your hands rub them with the
outside OF a fresh orange or lemon
peeling. Wipe dry Immediately.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

The Home Sweet Home" club
has found life 90 enchanting this
summer that 81 viii take unusual IN
ducements 20 put them on the itine-
Ssey again
When Duncan Campbell told The
gathering az the Miami Country
eiug the night II Labor Day that
everybody took The News-Tiues and
didn't need any canvass among the
members for subscribers Duncan AZ
usual spoke the truth.
Louis Lamont % Toledo with
sight restored after 20 years II
blindness. Gays short skirts and bob
bed hair look good 90 him. Well
the man is not a hypocrite, anyway.
We get what the packers say about
their reducing prices but in Mish-
awake spot liver is firm and futures
seem 10 be utterly unyleldng.
The apparent resentment against
rolled stockings might not -ast long
among The paragraphers ~ they had
% harness their socks up 20 a corset.
We are uot vicious,y inclined. but
A. seems 90 us that we would be will
INK 20 give two dollars Cor the priyi-
N2sge of ciouting the bean OF tho no
Tobacco league president who has
requested the president 20 stop
enoking cigarettes.
we don't believe that cigarettes
will cause women 70 grow boards.
but Sc is possible that boards could
cause women 20 chew tobacco. They
seem 10 have that effect upon many
men.
Beatrice Fairfax says chaperones
can't be done away with. That's
true. and modern girls recognize that
the chaperones be recruited from
the blind asylum
Sing Sing prisoners are to be per-
mittsd 20 wear their silk shirts in
stead OF the regulation prison shirts.
We suppose so many OF them are so
lost 20 all sense OF quietude that
they VIII eagerly embrace the OPP
pOrtunity.
Now Lloyd George is planning to
give wales home rule. Every body
IS getting local elf-government but
the people OF the American states.
''Mothering is an art in movie
land" SAYS Ruth Powers In real
life. mothering has a much wider
range. but IL depends upon the in
dividual II IS a job. a diversion a
joke. a hobby. a nuisance, a science
or a sacred duty OF constancy and
love. az the case may be
BY this time quite a number of
June brides are ascertaining that
bacon and cabbage make a substan-
tial substitute for bonbons. and that
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

Homesickness makes some people
return home and others stay away.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

An autoist must have a good out
look; a pedestrian a good lookout.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

BY this time quite number Of
June brides are ascertaining that
bacon and cabbage make a substan-
tial substitute for bonbons. and that
much time spent over the kitchen
range Ioosens the powder from the
nose.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

Parents should bestow names on
their girls that cannot be given a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

A Milwaukee man urges the weed
ing out Of married women employees.
Why discriminate against women
who have families TO support?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

Women demand a Twentieth
Amendment granting wives equal
rights with husbands Would not
equal rights restrict rather than
expand the rights they have already ?
1t looks that way to a man up a tree.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

Now Lloyd George is planning to
give wales home rule. Everybody
IS getting local government but
the people OF the American states.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

Sing Sing prisoners are to be per-
mittsd 20 wear their silk shirts in
We suppose so many OF them are so
lost 20 all sense OF quietude that
they viii eagerly embrace the OPP
portunity
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

Beatrice Fairfax says chaperones
can't be done away with. That's
true. and modern girls recognize that
the chaperones be recruited from
the blind asylum
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

We don't believe that cigarettes
Will cause women 70 grow boards.
but it is possible that boards could
cause women 20 chew tobacco. They
seem 20 have that effect upon many
men
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-11

Lucy Page CASTOR has resigned
from the Tobacco league under
pressure Of the conservative anti
tobacco sentiment. Well. she can
organize an anti-toothpick league
and begin by demanding that the
president forswear toothpicks
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
DAUGHTER OF WILL MARBUT
OF CASSVILLE DIES AT HUGO

Word was received in Monet, Mon
day, of the death of Mrs. Harry Win
ner, of Hugo, Okla, daughter of Will
Marbut, of Cassville, No. Her death
came Saturday as a climax of long
illness from tuberculosis of the lungs
About a year ago she was taken to
Colorado for the benefit of her health
and gradually became better and the
family returned to Hugo. After a
short time she became worse, but her
condition was not serious until last
week. Her death comes as a great
shock to her friends in Monett.
Funeral arrangements were made
for Sunday, provided Mr.. and Mrs.
Bud Marbut, of Colorado, arrived.
The surviving relatives are her
father, Will Marbut, husband and two
children.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25

Miss Margare Reno, who has been
quite i'll with influenza, is able to sit
up a part of the day.
Miss Noveta Brown, accompanied
by Miss Lucille Carter, spent Satur-
day in Purdy, where Miss Brown gave
music lessons.
NJ. and Mrs. Byron Vaughan and
Paddy Clinton attended the Shrine
ceremonial at Wichita, Kansas, and
will visit until Sunday with Mr., and
Mrs. V. E. Clinton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Percy Johnson and
children and Mrs. Arthur Anderson
and daughter left Tuesday morning
for Tulsa, Okla, where they will
spend week with Edwin and Ernest
johnson and their families.
Among the Monett people who
went to Joplin, Tuesday, to attend
the Ozark Fairgrounds Association
meeting, were Mr.. and Mrs. W. w.
Lehnhard, Miss Helen Lehnhard, Mrs.
R. I. Osborn, Mrs. L. H. Gabriel, Mrs.
Alice Gerhardt and S. A. Chapel.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. W. Wolfe, Mr. and
Mrs. S. T. Clutter, Mr., and Mrs.
Andrew Nissen and Mrs. ]. W. An
drews were in Cassville, Friday, as
witnesses in a case. The case was
not tried on that day and Mr.. and
Mrs. Wolfe, Mrs. Andrews, Mr.. Clut-
ter and Mr. Nissen returned, today.
Mrs. Frank Ellis, of Monett, Mrs.
M. B. Steiner of Aurora and Mrs.
Duckett, of Springfield, went to Jop-
lin to attend the White Shrine cere-
monial. The ceremonial was given in
the afternoon. At o'clock they held
BANQUET at the Connor hotel, A re-
ception and ball was held in the eyen-
ing,
! Mrs. Chas. Jordan, of Joplin, visit
ed friends in Monett, Saturday morn
ing, enroute to Springfield, to visit
Mr.. Jordan, who is patient in the
Frisco hospital receiving treatments
for sprained back sustained October
20. Mr.. Jordan has charge Of the
Frisco supply department at Ft
Scott, Kansas.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
VICTORY GIRLS CLASS
ENTERTAINED

The Victory Girls Class of the
Methodist Sunday school were de-
lightfully entertained at a Thanks
giving party Friday evening at the
home of Miss Lou Emma Hagan on
North Central, the evening was spent
in games and music and a very good
program was given by members Of
,the class.
Refreshments were served to the
following: Maxine Baldin, Eugenia
Bradley, Helen Gilioz, Nadine Doug
las, Mildred Hagler, Dimple Davis
Frances Horn, Thelma McCracken
Ruth Greer, Marjorie Gooch, Frank
Brown, Otto Bennett, Billie Hagan
Marian Hagan and the hostesses
frankie Davenport, Eunice Bennett,
Anna Carlson and Lou Emma Hagan
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
ICONTRACT LET FOR
NEW CITY JAIL
M. E. GilEioz Lowest Bidder for City
Improvement. New Building
Reinforced Concrete.

The city council met in special ses.
sion Monday and awarded the con-
tract for building a new city Jail to
M. E. Gillioz. Only two bids were
presented, J. G. Bramer's bid being
$685. and M. E. Gillioz bid, $1999,5Q,
The contract provides for the son-
struction of a new building for the
Jail and remodeling the present jail
quarters.
The new Jail is to be placed at the
back of the city lot just south of that
on which the city hall is located, the
entrance to be on the alley on the
south. The building is to be con-
structed Of reinforced concrete and
will be 28-2 x 23-S feet in
size. The office will be To-
Gated in the front of the Jail
and will be s by 1876 feet. In the
rear of the office will be the Jail
proper in which will be placed the,
cage, which will be taken from the
old Jail. A room for women prison
ers opens off the office and will be
8 by 10 feet in size.
Heavy iron bars will be placed
over all windows. The steel doors to
the present jail will be used in the
new building. Suitable plumbing and
lighting will be provided. The build
ng will be fire proof, the roof TO be
of reinforced concrete with water
proof covering.
The part of the city hall now used
for the Jail, is to be converted into
an office for the city water and light
superintendent and room will be
provided for storage room for repair
material used by him. This arrange
ment will be a great saving to the
city. At present the superintendent
office is at the city electric light
plant and orders are telephoned from
the city office to that place. This
takes up much time and often the
superintendent is out when call is
made and it is not convenient to get
word to him. With the city superin-
tendent's office in the city hall, orders
can be tabled and taken off by him
as soon as he reaches the office. The
room for supplies will also prevent
a great waste as they will be kept
under lock and key and only the
proper officers will have access 10
them.
The building over the old well at
the city light plant, was sold to D. D,
Williams, the highest bidder.
| The old city Jail has not been ader
quate for the city. 1t was easy for
prisoners to break out and many es-
capes have been made from it. Law
breakers will be unable to break Q4t
of the new building.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Fraud

When a Mobile doctor came to visit
the Robinson family by whom he had
been summoned he found Mrs. Robin
son in bed, her dusky face decorated
with bandages. Mr.. Robinson was sit
ting in stolid misery by the bedside.
"Cheer up, Sam" said the NJ. D.
"Shell pull through all right"
Don yo' go tryin' to cheer me up"
answered Mr. Robinson, darkly, $50
it's impossible, doctor. Heah All has
her insured against accidents of all
kinds only fo' days ago and paid down
NAH S., an, befo' de week is out she
falls downstairs wild bucket of coal
and now look at her, all busted from
end to end w-American Legion
Weekly.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25

can do everything "triple threat
back required to do, and do it we'll
w. Reynaud, playing his third year
for Monet, was conceded the best all
around back of the season by every
coach who saw him. His play is
almost as good as the usual high.
class college back and he is as COO
as any college veteran. These quail,
tiles entitle him to the first team
captaincy.
At fullback, Henderson, regular
Monett half, was shifted because OF
his offensive strength. Henderson
can hit the line like the wellknowr
ton of bricks and he is an accurate
passer as he demonstrated against
Springfield Friday.
Considered as a whole, the frs
team is probably the best eleven evel
chosen from Southwest high schools
The Southwest second team is al
most its equal, at that. With M
Reynaud, r. Lotta, Freeman ant
Long in its backfield it would, be diff
ficult to stop. It's two ends are su
perb players and its line is yer!
strong. Because of his experience
and generalship, Milton Reynaud il
the logical leader for the secont
eleven.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25

One Saturday morning a little boy
told the children's librarian that he
had book at home that should be
returned TO the library that day.
"But how much would the fine be
if 1 kept the library book until Mon
day?" he asked her.
"I would be two cents, Jimmy, but
you don't wish to pay fine. You
live such little way from here. Why
don't you run home and get the book?'
she suggested.
'No Stree" said the boy. 1T don't
want to go home. III get bath!
The Monett times., 1921-11-25

"Unfair, say" remarked the glove
counter girl with the red hair.
"What is unfair?"
"The way they treated that ship
that just landed from England"
"What did they do to it?"
at had been only four days cross
ing the Atlantic, hadn't laid off an
hour, and run every minute"
.YesT"
"And still, when it got here, they
docked itl"-Retail Ledger, Philadel
phia.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
saulnn a Salary.

"Tye got a great idea,' exclaimed
the producing manager.
"What is itY'
"Your performance of Hamlet is
good, but the atmosphere isn't up-to-
date. Wen cut the ghost out of Ham
let and put In a oulia board"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Compulsory Elegance.

"Is there any reason why the farm
ers should not appear in dress coats
and patent leather shoes?"
II s'pose not" replied Farmer Corn
tossel. Maybe it's what Wen be
brought to. Dress coats and patent
feathers is about all some of these
rusticators leave behind to apply on
their board bills"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
DIR. FRED F. WOODRUFF
WRITES FOR TIMES

DR., Fred F. Woodruff, of Denver,
Colo, formerly of Monet, will write
a series of articles on "Hygiene," "
which will be published from time to
time in this paper The first article
of the series appears in this issue and
our readers will find that it contains
many helpful suggestions.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
saxinn Il With Flowers.

Mr.. Justwed--I want to get a nice
bunch of roses for my wife. How
much will they cost?
The Florist-I can tell better If
you'll describe the nature and violence
of the quarrel.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Conservatism.

what sort of business is Clipping
in now?"
''1e says he's doing a little some
thing in oil"
Remarkable"
"Why soT
"That's the first time I ever heard
Of an oil operator who didn't claim to
be juggling with millions"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
S()l>1E>>
1I[,ESS
SVXS q,
The Tripping Tongue,

Artist (meeting friend at exhibition)
Well, how do you like Browns pic
ture?
She-That one? Why, thought 1t
was yours-but since it isn't, l can
speak freely. Miserable daub, isn't
it?
And it wasn't until an hour later
that she realized that she had given
him q back-hander.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
CASES CONTINUED TO
DECEMBER

The cases of Raymond Kirby and
L.. C. Moore, charged with being
implicated in the robbery of Frisco
box cars have been postponed from
November % to December 2. The
absence of all the attorneys at circuit
court is the reason for the delay. The
cases are to be heard by Justice E. A,
O'Dwyer.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
n. STURGIS FINED
! $500 AND COSTS

The case of N. Sturgis, charged
with selling Intoxicating liquor, came
up at circuit court Tuesday afternoon
Mr.. Sturgis entered plea of guilty
and was fined $500 and costs.
The state was represented by
Emory Smith, prosecuting attorney,
and his assistant, Emory c. .Medlin,
of Monett. D. H. Kemp was attorney
for Mr.. Sturgis.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
wonderful Results.

New Arrival (to manager of sana-
torium) the baths here really as
wonderful as stated?
Manager - Yes, sir. Absolutely!
Look at that lady over yonder; when
she came here she walked with two
canes and now she walks with two
Heufcnnnts.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Softened.

II see you have new office girl"
"No; it's the same girl She blon-
dined her hair"
"But when l called you over the
telephone this morning her voice
sounded different"
"Ah! She's in love now."
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
PRESERVING an Appetite.

"When | was boy my parents did
not allow me to read dime novels,
remarked a serious citizen.
"Neither did mine,' replied Miss
Cayenne. 'Tm very grateful to them
for not allowing me to indulge in sen
sational fiction to an extent that
might spoil my taste for the modern
motion picture thriller"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25

She-Just think of it A few words
mumbed by the minister and people
are married.
He-Yes, and, by George, a few
words mumbed by Il sleeping husband
ard people are divorced.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Had Been in Circus.

"Now you all understand" said the
teacher, ''that the trunk is the middle
Of the body, don't YOUR
"Tain't in an elephant" spoke up
one youngster
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
A Mere rrifle Nowadays.

"The largest contributor to our cam
paign fund wants his money back"
"Have you spoken to our candidate
about that?"
"Yes. He wants to know what's
million between friends"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Extra Dry.

"Snoop, what did your literary club
discuss last meeting?"
Milton"
"Didn't you find him rather dry?"
eyes, and our host had nothing with
which to relieve the drought"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
What II Cost.

"Your wife looks stunning tonight,
her gown is a poem"
"What do you mean" replied the
struggling author. "Ihat gown is two
poems and a short story"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Pets.

"Cats are not affectionate"
81 prefer them, however, to goldfish
as pets. s."-Louisville Courier-J Journal.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Even As You and |.

North-"My car is black, trimmed
with red" West-"My car is black,
too, but I got the trimming !'-Way.
side Tales. ,--s"F% Ss2N t'e, ~, ~,
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Persiflaqe.

Miss Oldun--"The man I marry I
must look up to-" Miss Pert-"In
love with the man in the moon, are
your
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Risinu TO IL.

"And what did he do when you called
him a crusty old mudturtle?" "At
that he stuck out his head"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
The Difference.

'There's one big difference between
death and taxes" what is it?"
"Death can only hit you once"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Inexhaustibje.

"They say that radium is constantly
giving off particles of itself, yet it
never gets any less"
Gosh! That's the kind of stuff for
a bank roll"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Human Dynamo.

"That judge is human dynamo
He electrified the courtroom during the
trial"
"And what is he doing nowf
Charging the jury"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
And Then the Storm.

Modlste-Really, madam, this gown
makes an entirely different woman
out of you.
Customers Husband-Take 1t, Hell
en-never mind the price!
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Fresh.

Handsome Women-Are these grapes
dear?
Store Clerk-Yes, darling,
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
And Attractive.

''What is meant by national fig
ure,' pa?"
"a dollar mark, my son."
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
His Fate.

"He never tips the waiter" GLOW
does he manage to get good service"
'He doesn't"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
His Nature.

That man seems to be always think
ing of apartments" II suppose he
Is of room-inating disposition"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Loved and Lost

Elsie-So Jack is engaged, is he?
And is Fanny the bride-to-be?
Ella-No; she is the tried-to-be.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
The Doo and the Cat.

HAS your wife any pets?"
"Yes, but I'm not one of them."-
Detroit Free Press.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
Described.

X-"What kind of a brain has she
got% Y-"Oh, about 100 scandal
power."-London Answers.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
An Imperfect container.

"Her tears gave the thing away"
"Well, we might have known 1t
would leak out"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
A Trial Then.
A motor car
Is lots of fun
Unless the blamed thing
VIII not run.
Hoping for a Benign Review.

First Show Manager-Do you be
lieve in the influence Of environment?
Second Ditto-Yes; on my first
nights 1 always put the grumpiest
critic In Seat B9.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
WORTH A SMILE
Respite.

Warden-What is your last wishf
Condemned Mani want to learn
how to speak Chinese.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25

Floyd Armstrong visited in Spring
field, Thursday.
Ronald Campbell made a business
trip to Aurora, Thursday.
Miss Mary Harper, of Pioneer, was
the guest of Mrs. A. C. Ebright.
Thursday. -
Warren Hoover and family, of
Eureka Springs, Ark, are visiting at
Monett.
Mrs. G. D. Shreve, Miss Thelma
Shreve and Harold Butler spent We'd
nesday shopping in Joplin.
Mrs. E. P. Bridwell spent Thursday
with friends and relatives in Peirce
City. ..-.....
D. WilkerSon, who is at the home
of his son, John T. Wilkefson, at Fort
Smith, Ark, is improving after sever
al weeks illness with rheumatism.
{ Switchman Sherman Neal is lay
ing off, due to injury to his right
| thumb while working on a job Friday
morning.
Brakeman J. A. Amber, who under
went an operation for tumor at the
Frisco hospital at Springfield, re-
ported for duty Saturday.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
No Option.

''I hear Charles on his feet again"
"Yes, poor boy, his creditors took his
car"
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
The Surprise Party

Knicker-Did your wife come home
Unexpectedly?
BOcker-Not to herself.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25
THANKS TO SUNSHINE CLUB

The Salvation Army Advisory
Board is very grateful to the ladies of
the Sunshine Club for the nice show
ing made in their Tag Day drive for
funds to assist the Salvation Army.
A total of 1854 was raised by them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-08-03
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Real Estate
Home Bargains

For sale. new Broom modern bunga-
low, built for a home, all built-in fea
lures; a beautiful home, fine loca-
ton on Bixby. Price $500; easy terms.
LOTS
One beautiful lot 50xl50 feet, fine
location, northwest. Price $500. IT'S
bargain. We have a big list Of fine
new modern homes to select from. Let
us show you. We have houses for
rent.
r. G. McKI[DDY
Phone % 1862 w. Main st.
2-3A
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FOR SALE-iood Jersey cow, bar
gain Also some furniture cheap.
Phone s57. 2-sA