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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
AMT HE HAVING FUN?

w Mex. CLAYTON, who repre-.
SCENTS the Federation OF Citizens
Associations, and makes all the
fights in Congress and tefore the
Public Utilities Commission Tor
lower fares or rates and better
service for the public, WITHOUT
GETTING A CENT OF pay out OF
n is on his vacation. and he's nav
ing fun. -
Clayton's main constituents are
in Brightwood, along the Georgia
avenue line Of the w. X. ana III
The latter road posted In us
Bright wood cars the other day the
official notice about the new car
fares which went into effect TO-DAY
At the bottom OF the notice was
the usual by order OF the Puohc
Utilities Commission.
A Brightwood wag went through
as many cars as possible anu
erased the Public Utilities Com.
mission" and signed by order OF
w. Nick. CLAYTON and the
change came very near being cor
rect.
And CLAYTON sprang a real good
one on the editor of II and s.
"Do YOU know" he asked, why
TAYMAN'S bus lines, running p<
tween Washington and Marlboro
Md, all leave the ton OH WASH
inston' in the bus signs. which
read Marlboro to Washing
mo, Why" :,
eft takes a ton off the buses
The TAYMAN buses do have
the funny sign, Marlboro 10
Washing"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
SHIPPING BOARD KEEPS BRITISH CLERKS; FIRES EXSERVICE ME
&MEARl sEElfb
By BILL PRICE
By BILL PRICE.

PEACHES NOT ALL KILLED.
Most every year
We're sure to hear
The peach crop has been lost;
That IL toas chilled,
Knocked out and killed
And buried BY Jack Frost.
But II, forsooeh,
You'd learn the truth,
Just stroll along the Tidal Basin
And you ,pdl see,
Take 1t from me,
Plenty Of peaches IN bathrn'.
EHRINBERG.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
SIXTEEN MARINE HEROES
BURIED At ARLINGTON

among the first lines in the battle OF
Belleau Wood, were buried with full
military honors In Arlington National
Cemetery today.
The only officer was Capt. Donald
A. Duncan. who was posthumously
decorated with the Distinguished
Service Cross for his bravery under
fire. None of the men were Wash.
ington men.
These sixteen bodies were among
500 brought to America on one ship
last week. II was the largest mum
Der OF American dead returned at one
time.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
BUClERS TO REHEARSE
FOR FACAN FUNERAL

A special meeting OF the veteran
Third District OF Columbia Regimental
Infantry, National Guard Drum
Corps, has been called for this evening
at 7:30 o'clock in the National Guard
Armory, 472 l. street northwest.
Sergeant Bugler Henry Loveless,
who has issued the call for the mo-
bilizstion OF the former buglers and
drummers. states that the meeting
will be for tho purpose OF holding a
busle drill end perfecting the plans
for the funeral of BuEler Frederick j.
Pagan. the District hugler who will
lie I'm state at the National Guard
Armory upon the arrival OF the body
in the District this week.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
LAFAYETTE'S BIRTHDAY
WILL BE OBSERVED HERE

The Lafayette Marine committee Of
Washington will complete arrange
ments for the joint celebration of the
164th anniversary OF the birth of
Marquis de Lafayette, and the sew
enth anniversary of the Battle of the
Marne, September s. at special
meeting Friday night at the District
Building,
General Noble, chairman Of the
dinner committee. is now arranging
for a dinner TO the New York party
al The Chevy Chase Club.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
JOURNALISM COURSE AT
RESEACH UNIVERSITY

The Research University, through
President Rapeer. announced today
that a new course in journalism would
be added to the curriculum this fall,
the class to receive instruction along
lines calculated to teach writing and
editing news stories.
B. M. Mckelway will teach the class
in news writing and Lee Somers will
have class in feature article con,
struction. Other additions to the fac.
ulty announced by President Rapeer
are N. b. Fagin, who will teach four
courses in short-story writing and a
class in literature; A. T. Renshaw, who
will teach advanced English and rhe,
toric, and Guy Collins, who will in
struct a class in the rudiments of ad
vertising.
The course, two years, will begin
the fall quarter. September 9.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01

LOCAL COP IN TIE MOVIES.
And the smile wins again! 1t
always wins!
SNAKE RED advises the edi.
tor that r. J. SHOEMAKER, the
Smiling fat cop" stationed 30 long
at Fourteenth and u streets north
west, has resigned to go to Los
Angeles to enter the movies.
Shoemaker's good nature and
smiles have won him thousands OF
friends and they are reluctant to
see him take off his blue uniform
and go away from Washington. But
Snake Reds" assures him that
all OF us back here will see you In
the movies and we'll laugh till we
cry"
It's a real tribute to q cop when
the folks on the beat feel genuine
regret when he soes away. There
are cops that everybody would De
glad to see sent somewhere else.
The cop with the greatest in
fluence and power for good Is the
one who Possesses poise, kindly
good nature, but flrmness and cour-
ago when the occasion requires.
The kids and the old folks are all
with and for him and tell him things
they would withhold from the
Rrouchy cop who feels that he must
constantly display his power.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
WILDCATS SONG.

By Second Street"
Abs got . gal In Cora,
An has one In France,
An rot 'em when An WA . sodGer,
An man. how dey kin dance.
Dey kin shimmy.
Dey kin hop.
Dey kin Jig till ! say stop.
Dew kin dance and dey kin prance.
Bof In G'o'Ga an In France.
An likes q gal what dances,
An like one at Jtgs,
All likes dom what prances,
An An shely hates q prig.
An kin sinG good,
An kin play.
An An docs II cherry dayi
An kin gamble,
An kin fight,
An An doeA-meet ehery night.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
ORANGE TREE THIEVES
IN PERIL OF POISONING

GREENSBURG. Pa, Sept, L.
Thieves who carried away all the
oranges which were ripening on an
orange tree at the home Of I. T. vii.
bus. of North Jefferson street. Ia.
trobe, will be poorly rewarded for
their efforts.
Tho tree was an Otaneite orange
tree, the fruit of which is exceeding
ly poisonous when eaten, although II
does not take effect for several days
II In feared small boys have taken
the fruit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
TO HOLD SERVICES FOR
LATE KING PETER HERE

Services in memory Of King Peter,
late monarch OF the Serbs. Croats and
siovenes, will be held tomorrow after
noon at Bethlehem Chapel. Washing.
ton Cathedral, Mount ct. Albsn. The
services will start promptly at J
O'Clock.
Members Of the Serbs. Crosts and
Slovenes legation, and high officials Of
the State Department, VIII attend the
services
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
WHAT CALVES ARE FOR.

Mary had two little calves
EncaseA In fancy hsse.
And everywhere that Mary went
The calves were sure 10 pose.
They carried her 10 work one day;
Oh. how the wind did bIowl
Did Mary carss Ne. net . BIZ.
The calves were out for show.
GILL.
Tommy--See ere, old Top, isn't
the Faber considered the best eraser
in your country?
Sammy-No. Man o'War II our
best e racer--don't you know?
HARPERS FERRY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
Want to Adopt Girl.

Charles r. Smith and his wife, Mrs
Margaret A. Smith. today filed a peu.
ton in the District Supreme Court tc
be authorized to adopt Lillian Marsa
ret Curtin, born May 2, 1909, whose
mother before her death gave her
daughter into the custody of petit
TONERS and asked them to adopt her
Attorneys MILAN and Smith appear
for Mr.. and Mrs Smith.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
THE MOUSE AND THE MAID.

An artist very cute tcds she
She painted lions pretttty;
TIGERS, too, and snakes galore,
Panthers, Wiid cats, whole lots
more;
Elephants she lored to sketch, -,
And those pretty. price wontd
fetch.
Animals she loved, RI soy,
Shed paint NeU one every dav'
She kent a bear cub in the house,
But she tainted tohen she sd'0--
A MOUSE!
KANDEE KID.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
POLICY IS
ASSA|LED
Y.lEC|0N
Committee Will Wait on lasker
to Find Reason for Apparent
Discrimination.

A Showdown" on the action OF
the United States Shipping Board
in discharging ex-service men and
retaining employees who were not
in the service during the World
War will be demanded by the Dis
trict of Columbia Department of
the American Legion on the return
to the city Of Chairman A.. ID.
Lasker, of the Shipping Board, it
was announced at legion headquar-
tiers today by A. s. Imiris, acting
= department commander.
Writes to Lasker.
A few DAYS ago Commander Imirie
wrote to Chairman Lasker. stating
that it had been brought to the atten-
ton of the American Legion that
numbers of ex-service men aye being
separated from their positions IN the
Shipping Board while others OF non
service status were being retained.
"While knowing little Of the policy
OF the Shipping Board in this connec'
ton he wrote, in view If President
Harding's recent expressed desire
that no service men Ire dismissed
from Federal employ Unless ineffi.
Client, we believe 1t 10 our duty to call
your attention to this particular situa-
ton"
Says Positions Abolished.
In the absence of Chairman Lasker,
Ralph V. Sollitt. assistant &c the
chairman, replied today. stating That
the work of the Shipping Board was
being greatly reduced and the sniill
appropriation from Congress made II
necessary to make a material cut lin
the personnel of the board. He stated
that the six ex-seryice inen were dis
charged a few days age because their
positions were abouIrt.
ut is the desire OF the Shipping
Board to give preferspce to ex-service
men, but in cases where there are
large reductions, 1t Ia impossible to
keep all of the ex-service men," wrote
Mr.. Sollitt. The names of the men
discharged have been placed on the
register for unemployment and would
be given every consideration should
any vacancy occur, he said. Z.
~ Says Men In-Treated.
Charges that ex-service men are
given no consideration at all by the
Shipping Board are contained in q
letter received by The Times today
from j. l.. Watson, of Cherrydale
Va, an ex.service man, which says
In part:
Across the top of your Hometown
page Wednesday - a heading 81,
Veterans of World War Fired by Ship
ping Board III say 1t is six--ant
then some.
"If you will add to that number
nearly 700 supercargoes, all service
mon. who went into the work under
promise that they were to gain ex
perience fitting them to be shipping
executives in the great u. s. Mer
An 20 h<, 70 tAh od
might be within 20 per cent OF the
correct number of ex-service men who
have been thrown out.
British Get Preference.
These men were ditched without
warning despite the fact that ir
London 95 per cent of the clerks ir
the Shipping Board office are British
Tho same proportion hold good ir
every u. s. Shipping Board office II
Europe. Service men are given M
consideration by the Shipping Board.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
A PUZZLE PROBLEM.

UNCLE BOB" has seen so few
puzzles appearing in the @. o. G.
that he offers one for the fans. 1t
is that of a farmer who has an en-
closed rectangular pasture In which
he keeps eleven unruly bulls. He
wants to separate each bull. The
question is how to place four
straight fences 30 that each bull
may be entirely separated from the
others.
Look at the drawing below, says
UNCLE BOB" and draw four
straight lines so that not more than
one dot will be in each part sep
arated by the four lines:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
BARN DANCE PROPOSED
FOR OPENING OF SCHOOL

Plans to have the new John Bur-
roushs School, Eighteenth and Law.
renee streets northeast, opened with
barn dance at the beginning OF
the school term were discussed at a
meeting OF the Rhode Island Citizens
ton was made by s. s. symons
chairman OF the committee on
schools. Action was referred to the
school committee,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
Program for Craftsmen.

A program of music and moving
pictures will feature the meeting OF
the Craftsman Club OF the Veterans
Bureau tomorrow night az 1880 o'clock
at the Gavai Club roomsi 1917 New
York avenue.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01

IN FIVE CHAPTERS.
A busy street.
A maiden sweet.
A dropped umbrella
Gallant young fella. q.
Maid thankful quite
Two loved at sight.
Other meetinGs--
Joyful greetings.
. Marriage news
Baby shoes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
Retired Soldiers to Meet.

A meeting OF the United States Re-
tired Enlisted Mems Association win
be held at Pythian Temple Saturday
night at s o'clock
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01

DISPLA YING FORM.
The one-piece bathing suit days
are here,
They took us all by storm,
The ladies make . hit with men,
the little dears,
BY displaying such good form.
MEMO SNOW.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01
SAYS SAM 90

Lloyd George says The wars of
the future will be horrible" May
l ask where Lloyd was during The
recent unpleasantness? At a pink
tea?
JULES BACKENHEIMER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-01

He-"That aeroplane went up
in smoke"
She-"You mean u burned up"
He-"No; Il made an ascen-
sion in Pittsburgh"
BIG BEN.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15
A PURPOSE IN LIVING.

nr. Timothy stone. Of Chicago. pres.
ident Of the Wooster college board Of
trustees. in addressing the 725 stu.
donts II the college urged the stu.
dents 10 shave purpose IN living
nr. stone said: "The average young
man of today thinks too much about
the next movie or the next dance
and not enough shout the serious
things q hfo" Here were 725 young
men preparing to 10 out into the
world to gain livelihood Some Of
the higher professions, some TO be
tradesmer and others 70 follow the
drift % circumstances that viii even.
mally tie them 20 something at which
they may get living, although that
something has not vet appeared to
make IA impression upon their minds.
Have purpose in livlRg.' is not
this one phrase sufficient 60 make
any younE man think of the future
and cause him 90 lay out course
q future activity Many a young map
soes shrqggh school aud college, ssss
fyiue ~ ssaoas hvsusheS shat hls
course includes and has not even Tbs
slightest idea q What DC wants 4
O.. sass ihe aYld0ssa Times
/ ASK half of iha yoang men 700
meet Whist their purpose in lie i ans
taey viii tell vea that thev have nc
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

decided. Quite a large percentage
will tell you that they do not know.
Every young man and woman have
been given a talent for something.
Some have. been given many talents,
and when they are of about equal
weight the mind is confused and in
decision results. Here is where vo-
cationa1 training in the schools may
be of great advantage in determining
the adaptability of certain minds for
certain things, and when that talent
is, discovered it should be polished
and fed until it becomes a guide to
future action for it is along the lines
indicated by the youthful talent that
the future success and greatness of
the individual ie.l
Parents too otter turn their chill
dren from their natural course by
choosing profession or occupations
for them. A boy born with the talent
for a doctor becomes a lawyer, be-
cause his father or his mother want
ed him to be one, and the country has
sacrificed the makings of a good ply
stefan or surgeon upon the altar of
paternal desire, and a poor lawyer is
the result Another boy of keen me-
chanical genius is turned from his
natural inclination to become a
preacher, and he is failure; and so
it gees. Those who have talent for
particular lines of work are turned
from it. Those whose. latent talent
has not made itself manifest are led
to occupations unsuited to them, and
they too are failures.
''Have a Purpose in. Living" Fol-
low your natural inclination and edu-
cate yourself along those lines that
you may reach the highest degree of
proficiency Aim at something and
shoot away until you hit The mslk
and score a "bull's eye" at every
shot. Have Purpose In Living"
and follow that purpose until you
achieve success, whether it be as a
professional man, mechan {, farm
err or whatever other occupation may
appeal to you; for it is in your natur-
al course that you will find The &: cat
esq success and happiness.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15
THE INDIANS KNEW.

I'VE are living in a changing world.
I never thought ! could ever be cured
OF my stomach trouble. Medical sci
ence seemed unable to help me. But
thank God we are progressing and
now Mayr's Wonderful Remedy has
delivered me from all stomach symp.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

The committee handling the City
and Interurban matter advises thai
only few more shares of stock need
to be sold in order to complete the
entire stock issue. If you have not
done so already, we beg you not tc
delay any longer. The time is grow
ing short and delays are always dan
gerous.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15
VigOr of Youth in
Anew Discovery
Science Produces a Vitalized Super.
Tor to Famous Gland Treatment.
Magic Power Of African Bark.


Tor to Famous Gland Treatment.
Magic Power of African Bark.
Have you lost your youth, yIgor and
pep? Does life seem dull and work
a grind? Don't worry. Science has
discovered a new vitalizer superior
even to tha much discussed goat
and and monkey gland" treat
nent.
The principal ingredient Is an ex-
tract from the bark OF an African tree
It is said to be the most amazing in.
yigorator ever discovered Combined
with 1t are other tonic aud vitalizing
elements OF proved merit. In most
eases. the compound produces mark.
ed improvements in a day or two. and
in a short time the vitality Is raised
the circulation improved and the
glow of health is felt in every part.
The new vitalizer contains expen
sive chemicals but manufacturing in
enormous quantities has brought the
cost within the reach OF all. Further
more, the laboratories producing this
new vitallzer. which Is called Re-Nu.
Tabs, are so confident of its power
thar they Offer It on the b sis OF mo
results, no pay"
Any reader OF this paper may test
The new discovery without risk. Send
no money. but Just your name and ad
dress. to the Re.Nu Laboratories,
ss0-c Gateway station. Kansas City,
Mo. and a FUN treatment OF Re-Nu
Tabs will be mailed Deposit So and
postage with the postman on deliv,
cry. II not delighted hy the results
s, the end Of week, notify the lab
oratorles and your money will be re
funded IN FUN. DO not hesitate about
accepting this test oaer. as It is fully
~sranteed.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

ONLY Sc PER POUND

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few hours, absolutely cleal
and Sanitary. Just the RICH
dampness for ironing.
BRUNSWICK LAUNDRY. hc.
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satisfied customer.
Phones f29 and So.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

Women may be heartless all right,
all right, but when they are selected
on a jury to try one Of their numbers
for murder, 1t takes a whole dock Of
evidence to get verdict.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

1T looks rather odd to see Senator
Borah pleading for harmony in the
r.nks of the Republican party. If
any one man in the Senate has sown
seeds of discomfort in the rank and
file of the majority party in congress
his front name is Borah!
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

Why even to an imperial wizard
can indulge in the side line Of col
lapsing when the audience and the
occasion meet
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15
ALL DEPARTMENTS PHONE sss.

We take it for granted that McGraw
is the Imperial Kleagle Of the dia-
mond just at the moment.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

Tn view of the state of the weather
yesterday. we take 1t all back II
you have not put them on yet, why
hold the Job off for season. Sum
mer seems to linger yet.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

Fatty Arbuclsle goes into court and
pleads not guilty and the act is play
cd up In black type on all of the front
pages. Was FATTY supposed to have
entered a plea OF guilty?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

Claude Kitchen. Democratic leader
IN the House. who has boen critically
IN FOR several weeks, is greatly i'm
proved and physicians now think he
Is well on the way to recovery. Mr..
Kitchen Il among the hig men in con
gress and the Democratic nsgty VIII
be fortunate II he is spared to lead It's
iight IN that body.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

Member of the Associated Press.
The Associated Press is exclusively
entitled to the use for publication OF
Ill news credited to it or not other
Eise credited in this paper, and also
% the local news published herein.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

After ali Lloyd George Is coming to
to armament conference. We assume
shat means that Lord Northcliffe win
be absent from London for quite q
seasonl
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

Well, the Yankees put up good,
clean fight and they have nothing DO
be ashamed OF and again. II was one
orr those old time fights, without the
faint of crookedness. The world Sc
ries OF 1921 win go IA long way to.
wards restoring the public confidence
In the game.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

Chairman Constant Miller Of the
Florida trsp il spapus to close MS
books tonight t htaer that arrang,
mengs can he made or the comfort
81 TIE party in Florida, He Is anxious
for shose who are going to saks the
"trip Is advise him to-day on jus, how
many viii be Ia the party etc. This
IL very important and you can facil'
lgase nc whole program ~ cooper
slIas With Chairman Miller.
Il SEQ really and lrsly want that
briaee 70 S. simon. then get busy
anf tpt the movement your solld
ana aaaaN eppos raer Il
ma sess a can Al, il you vii
esls tg rk u.s. as ten yonS
hhf aloai ~ ssads the plan and
eHe d ae so aad suar cooperation
Every man esn AZ hss share. il he
wa aaekls doN ana Sc IL Try IL,
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

It's no longer case of the East
controlling things In the United
States senate. The West has riser
with the emblem of power in is
hand!
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

Build tho st, simon bridge; so 70
FLORIDA on that motor trip; conclude
the stock sale In the matter OF the
city and Interurhan. Those are the
vital matters that are demanding ouI
attention az the moment aud all Geor
gia Is watching as 20 see how we dc
the jobs, Give them your support!
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-10-15

Receiver u A, Bugg, OF the A y.
a Al ives a welcome visitor 20 the
city yesterday Brunswick hes q
very keen sympathy for Receiver
nueg OF The trying circumstances
which have confronted him in the
past twelve months However. he
has fought tho good aght and that he
viii win out IN the end. now seems
4 certainty.