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New-York tribune., 1921-04-15
GOOD FELLOWS

GOOD FELLOWS
L. Sir John Falstaf
John Falstaff had grave Hamlet's heart.
Jacques melancholy and part
Of Benedicl's mirth, lagos art
Oh never think that he who laughed
So loudly and SO loosely quaffed
HIS tons OF sack was strange daft.
For he who wears the jester's guise
And barters truth for silly lies,
May often own mind too WISE
And he who stares life in the face,
And finds of dead men not q trace,
Nay scorn the prize. despise the race.
John FalstaR went his idle way.
And knew. when turning night to day,
Men are but puppets in life's play.
PAUL HERvEY FOX.
We wonder what Senator Lusk would
have thought Of the best teacher we
ever had, Professor V. C. Anderson.
He taught Mathematics, but frequently
he devoted large part of the hour to
expounding the theme that the Theory
of Indices was less important to a
student than respect for truth; which
was fostered by a study of mathe-
matics. Also, Professor Anderson was
fond of insisting that his students
speak in clean English. He used to say
that person deserved no moro credit
for using decent English and spelling
correctly than for breathing.
The Complete Letter Writer
[Received by an Albany want ad appu-
Dear Sir;
Noticen in your morning paper that
you have want for Automobile me-
chanics I am in serch for an employ
ment of that sorce l am a Graduate of
Auto and Electrician work having
through Knoledg Of them with 2 years
Experience Believing that I can make
good for you
Your Truly
Our notion of real space annihi-
lator, Professor Einstein, is the man
who gets seven passengers in a seven
passenger car.
Tennis Hymns of Hate
One guy l loathe
Is Old Fred Wilet,
Who greets each lob
With shouts of "Kill It'll"
Another pest
Is Old Bill Stout;
When shots fly wild
He yells "Just Out!"
E. H. M.
By statistics on civility the shortage
of-labor curve may be plotted. Car
washers again respond when you say
Good evening"
Well. let the pennant undulate for
the Yanks!
With permanent wave.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-15
MEMBER OF rHE ASSOCIATED PRESS

The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to
Che Use for republication o! all news dispatches
credited to 1t not otherwise credited In this
paper. and also Tho local news OF spontaneous
origin published herein
Ali rights OF republication Of al other matter
herein also are reserved.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-15

Sack, bag, even base But since the
Cicotte affair baseball reporters have
ceased to refer to it as the pillow.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-15

With permanent wave.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-15
The Complete Letter Writer

Our notion of real space annihi-
lator, Professor Einstein, is the man
who gets seven passengers in a seven
passenger car.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-15

By statistics on civility the shortage
o1-labor curve may be plotted. Car
washers again respond when you say
"Good evening"
New-York tribune., 1921-04-15

Ysu ean purchase merchandise adveftised In TINE
TRIBUNE With absolute safcty-for = dissatisfac-
ticn results In any case THE TRIBUNE suaran.
tees 10 pay your money back upon request. No red
tape. No auibhltne. We mako escd promptly II
the advertiser does not.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-15

Well. let the pennant undulate fol-
the Yanks!
New-York tribune., 1921-04-15

F. P. A..
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
CHARGE OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY
None Of the Ten Points Advanced by
China Required Delay in Aetlo"
Being Based on chIna's Rights.

Washington. - Philip K. c. Tyau,
secretary general Of the Chinese dele
CATION to the Washington conference
and minister to Cuba, cabled to Pc
king his resignation as a member OF
the delegation in protest against the
negative results" thus far achieved
concerning China's demands.
DR.. Tyau told the Associated Press
that in resigning he acted without
consulting the three Chinese delegates
and his action represented his person
al views. The delegation was noti-
fed after the cablegram had been sent
to the Chinese government.
81 personally do not feel that any
actual results have been achieved by
the Washington conference regard
ing China" DR.. Tyau said. They
have been negative in actuality, ex-
cept in principle. Everything has
been agreed to in principle and then
turned over to subcommittee"
In no single case China has pre-.
sented for settlement on the basis
of the ten points proposed by the
Chinese delegation at the beginning
Of the conference, DR.. Tyau said, has
anything more than justice to China
been involved. None of the ten
points required delayed action, he
said, because they were based on
Chinas rights as sovereign nation.
Referring particularly to the with
drawal of the foreign postoffices
from China, DR.. Tyau said the action
of the conference in agreeing to ac'
cede to this demand by China only
after long investigation by a commits
sion was in direct violation Of Chinaa
rights as a sovereign nation.
'Tf we attach our signatures to any
such proposition" he added, I'VE
would be in the position Of condon-
ing highway robbery on the part OF
the powers. The powers have been
guilty of highway robbery Of this
source of revenue, and instead of
China pleading for restoration Of the
control of all postoffices on Chinese
soil, China should demand indemnity
for all the revenue she has been rob-
bed OF by the powers maintaining post
offices in China"
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
SOLDIER BONUS UNMENT|ONED
America Should Aid Starving Russia
Tax Exempt Lands Should be Pro-
hibited by the Constitution.

Washington.-"No permanent read
justments can be effected without con-
sideration of our inescapable relation
ship to world affairs in finance and
trade.
Other nations recovering from war
may expect help of America only after
they have in the main worked out
their program Of construction them
selves.
Contributions of this republic to re-
stored world normalcy must come
through initiative of executive branch
OF the government, but there will be
no encroachments upon functions OF
congress.
Further reductions In taxation may
be enacted as a result Of the budget
system assisting in rigid economy.
Failure to act on the foreign debt
refunding bill would leave the execu-
tive branch Of the government impo-
tent to deal with the urgent need for
readjustment of the foreign debt.
Enforcement of the provision of the
Jones act for abrogation Of CONNER
cial treaties would result in chaos Of
trade relationships and add indescrib-
ably to confusion Of the already disor-
dered commercial world.
Early enactment OF permanent"
tariff necessary for stabilization Of
industry. Means for flexible rates
should be provided by giving the pres
ident and tariff commission broader
powers. American valuation should
be modified to prevent prohibitive
rates resulting from its operation.
The remedy of the farmers condi-
ton lies in distribution and market
ing. Encouragement should be given
to cooperative marketing.
Steps should be taken to retard the
drift Of population to the cities.
Means should be found for prevent
ing strikes, lockouts, boycotts and the
like through establishment OF a code
Of practices in industrial disputes and
tribunals for adjucations with public
interest uppermost.
Arid and swamp lands should be re-
claimed to furnish new fields for
homes, to meet the increase in popu-
lation.
America should aid the starving in
Russia by sending them 100000
bushels of corn and 100000 bushels
Of grain seed.
Tax exempt bonds should be pro-
hibited by constitutional amend
ment."
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Governors Close Convention.

Charleston, S. C. - The thirteenth
annual conference of the house Of
governors was officially concluded
with a closed session at which the ex-
ecutive committee and officers were
reelected and after an open session,
at which Gov. Henry j. Allen deliver
ed an Illuminating address on the sub
ject of Industrial Peace in Essential
Industries" in the course Of which he
told Of the workings Of the famous
Kansas Court Of Industrial Relations.
The gathering adjourned until the next
conference.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
IRELAND HAS BEEN
GIVEN FREE TITLE
HAVE SAME STATUS AS CANADA,
AUSTRALIA AND OTHER OVER
SEAS poMlNloNs.
COMPROMISE NOW EFFECTED
Centuries Old Quarrel Between Eng
land and ireland Was Ended, az
Has Been Hoped.

London.-The centuries old quarrel
betwe ZEN England and Ireland was
ended, as has been feverently hoped,
by the signature in the prime minis
ter's cabinet room of treaty between
Great Britain and Ireland, consisting
of eighteen articles, giving Ireland
the title Of the Irish Free State and
the same constitutional status as Can
ada, Australia and other overseas do
minions.
The question Of allegiance, which
up to the last moment threatened to
wreck the negotiations, was sur
mounted by permitting the members
Of the Irish parliament to swear al
legiance to the constitution Of the Irish
Free State and "be faithful to His Ma
jesty the King"
The treaty has yet to run the gaunt.
let OF the Ulster government and OF
the imperial parliament. The tmpe'
rial parliament has been summoned
to meet on December IA, and will be
opened in state by the King, who has
taken the closest personal interest in
the Irish negotiations since he prac'
tically instigated them when he open
ed the Ulster parliament.
Approval by the imperial pariia'
ment is a foregone conclusion, as the
government has an overwhelming ma
jority in the house Of commons favor
ing its Irish policy, and the action OF
the British representatives in reaching
the agreement has already been unani-
mously endorsed by the cabinet. The
position OF Ulster Is less certain. Evi-
dence comes from Belfast that the
treaty will be subjected to the most
searching examination before receiv-
ing assent, and doubtless many modi-
fications will be proposed.
The King hastened to send the
prime minister a telegram congratu-
lating him on the success Of the ne
gotiations and declaring, "I am over
joyed to hear the splendid news" The
King will come to London purposely
to preside over the privy council to
approve the proclamation summon1ng
parliament, as the constitution re-
quires six days notice by the royal
proclamation.
The treaty was signed by all the
members Of the British and Irish dele
cations participating in the negotia-
tions, the Irish delegates signing their
Gaelic names.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
MUST HAVE HIGHER.
RATE OF POSTAGE
CONTINUING DEFICIT IN THE
PosToFFIcE DEPARTMENT
SAYS GENERAL HAYS.
MATERIAL DECREASE IN 1921
Revenues For the Postal Service For
the Fiscal Year, Ending Last June
Totaled S463, ,4s1 ,274.

Washington-Pointi to continuing
deficits in his department, Postmaster
General Hays, in his first annual re-
port to the President, declared that
"if the present gauge Of expenditures
shall continue there should be such a
readjustment of postage rates as WILL
together with the effects Of increasing
volume of business, produce sunlclent
revenue approximately to meet It,
Mr.. Hays makes no specific recon-
mendations as to the suggested ad-
iustments, and declares emphatically
that "if 1t were a question between
the best practical service on the one
hand, and a poorer service with reve-
nue. meeting cost, on the other hand
decision should be resolved in favor
of rendering the service" He adds
that the department should not be
conducted for profit, but at loss.
Revenues Of the Postal Service for
the fiscal year ended last June, Mr..
Hays says, totalled s463,4s1,274, an
increase Of s26,341,062 over the re-
ceipts of the preceding fiscal year.
Balanced against this were audited ex-
penditures Of s620,993, 67S with the
total audited deficiency at S157,517,-
6S8.
The material increase in the defici-
ency over that for 1920, Mr. Hays
states is due to large increases OF ex-
penditures in two principal items
without any corresponding increase in
the revenues. The two principal items
are S76,130.301 for increased compen'
sation to railroads on the basis of an
order Of the Interstate Commerce
Commission, retroactive to November
1, 1916. and 41,S55, 900 for added COM
pensation allowed postal employees by
Congress.
Approving this added compensation,
the Postmaster General tells the Pres
ident that the salaries provided by
law for those in the department are
too low to compensate those who con-
tinue in the service, or to attract and
hold others of the ability required
the conduct of such an institution" 7"
Pointing to the inconsistencies in the
salaries Of employees in the department
proper and those who serve in the
field. Mr.. Hays says they emphasize
the importance and necessity Of imme-
date legislation to readiust the de-
partmental salaries throughout"
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Still and Men Captured.

Camden-Sheriff Grover Welch ana
Deputy Henry Mcleod of Camden,
accompanied by Sheriff Hunter and
Deputy Montgomery and Chief OF
Police Bell of Lancaster, went on a
ioint raiding expedition and captured
a complete liquor outfit of about so
,allons capacity and confscated some
meal sugar and molasses used in
making whiskey
Two negro men, Mungo brothers,
were arrested and as the still was
ON the Kershaw side, they were placed
in the Camden jail.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
M,nv Farmers Disappointed.

Gaffney.-Much to the disappoint,
ment of the farmers of Cherokee coun-
ty they have received information TO
the effect that the price of tobacco has
gotten so low, owing to excessive pro-
duction, that it will not pay to plant
and cultivate the weed here. This
disappointment is intensified because
of the fact that experts had assured
the farmers that the soil Is peculiarly
adapted to the raising Of tobacco, and
those who have been planting cotton
were delighted.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
GLYNN ENGINEERED
PEACE CONFERENCE
BY REQUEST OF THE BRITISH
PREMIER, NEW YoRK's Ex.
GOVERNOR ACTED.
THE STORY TOLD IN DETAIL
Work on the Matter Started In Rome
In Meeting With Bishop Mannix
of Australia and Others.

Albany, N. Y-It was my good for
tune to be honored by Lloyd George,
when l was In London last May, to
extend to Mr.. De Valera the invitation
to come to London and discuss set
tlement of the Irish meetings. That
invitation led to the meetings between
the prime minister Of England and
President De Valera which have
brought about this settlement. All
the details of my conference with
Lloyd George l am not at liberty to
divulge.
AS long as the proposed settlement
of the Irish question is satisfactory
to the leaders in Ireland, it will be sat.
isfactory to the Irish the world over.
I believe any settlement proposed by
Collins, Griffith and their fellow COM
missioners will be greeted with ac'
claim everywhere.
My work on the matter started IN
Rome in a meeting with Bishop Man.
nix, of Australia, and others. Bishop
Mannix and 1 also were together IN
London and worked together there.
Archbishop Hayes, Of New York, did
great work for the cause in Rome.
Some day / will write the details OF
the mission, but now is not the time.
But this will say:
Through me Llyod George invited
De Valera to come to London and try
to settle the Irish question without
exacting promises or making condi-
tions. He said that IL Mr.. De Valera
would accept the invitation on these
terms, the Irish question could be set
tied, not in one meeting, but in
series of meetings. Mr.. De Valera ac-
cepted and it turned out that Llyod
George was right.
The prime minister held that a Sc
ries OF conferences would lead to
settlement without Ireland going out
of the British empire and yet taking
its place among the nations Of the
world.
When told Bishop Mannix the
terms Of Lloyd Georges offer and the
invitation he could hardly believe his
ears. He said that II 1t had only been
made two years sooner the question
could have been quickly settled. Now
1t would take more time, but he be-
lieved that under fair discussion, with
reasonable spirit Of give and take
and a mutual desire to reach solu-
ton, the proposed terms would bring
about an end to the age-old fight be-
tr{een Ireland and England.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
DENLY Files Annual Report.

Washington. - Secretary DENLY, In
his first annual report, made. public
announced that he has mo recommen-
dations to make at this time relative
to the naval establishment" A pro-
posed future policy for the navy is
embodied in the American proposal to
the arms conference, but Mr.. Denby
omits any reference to this. His only
statement as regards the conference
is a recognition of "the arduous and
excellent work" performed by the
navy general board.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Prisoner Takes Charge Of Pen.

Little Rock, Ark.-Tom Slaughter,
notorious bandit under death sentence
for the killing of a trusty guard at
the State prison farm at Tucker, es-
capped from the penitentiary here, TAX
ing six other convicts with him. For
FIVE hours prior to his escape, Slaugh-
ter was in complete control Of the
penitentiary yards and offered liberty
to all convicts who wanted it.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Southern Power Company Busy.

Chester. - This has been a pusy
week with the Southern Power COM
nanv at Great Falls, with preparations
going forward for excavating for the
foundation of the structure which Will
house the new hydro-electric plant NO.
. which will have maximum gen.
Grating capacity of 60 900 horsepower,
using three generating units OF 2o'ooo
horsepower each. The digging is De-
ing done by means of hydraulic power
q si3.inch steel pipe hurting out l,5oo
gallons minute.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
.JaiIer and Son Killed,

Jackson, Ky.-Jailer Albert Allen
and his son, Deputy Jailer Robert AL
len, are dead, and Mrs. Margaret Al
len and Mrs. Mary Allen, wives Of the
jailer and deputy jailer, respectively,
are perhaps fatally wounded following
a mob's attempt to take two convicted
murderers from the Breathitt county
iail.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Seekinu Common Policy.

neutrality-suspicious. for the es-
tablishment of common policy by
Great Britain and France in regard to
Germany's war obligations opened
with the arrival from Paris Of Louis
Loucheur, minister of liberated re-
gions, and several French financial ex-
perts.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Expenses Of Veterans Increase.

Washington.-Governmont expenses
for vocational training Of world war
veterans increased by two million dol
lars between the months Of Septem-
Der and November, according to q
statement issued by Director Forbes
of the veterans bureau.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
prIeopers Fall to Escape.

Columbia. - An attempt at escape
from the state prison was nlppeo
when the hiding place of Harry Gates
serving five years from Marlboro
county, and C. D. Cooper, life-termer
from Spartanburg county, was dis
covered beneath the roof O.. the tu-
b rculosis hospital at the prison IN
the search for the two men.
Cooper and Gates were found 70
be missing when brother OF the
former called at the penitentiary to
see him. They had been in hiding Tor
some time.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
To Hays Club Rooms.

sumter.-The Sumter post OF the
American Legion has decided to es.
tablish club rooms for the use OF
its members. At recent meeting
new officers were elected as follows:
Pos. commander, Joseph S. Chandler;
vice commander, J. H. Forbes; adju-
tant. Zach K. Darr; historian, W. H.
Bowman: veterans bureau officer, DR..
J. Fl. Mills, John B. Duffie was ap-
pointed to look into the formation OF
a woman's auxiliary to the post IN
Sumter and arrangements have been
made to establish one.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Orders Release of Prisoners.

London.-King George issued pro-
clamation releasing all political pris-
oners interned in Ireland.
approximately 3,400 interned per
sons are affected by the release order,
which relates to all persons under in
ternment as distinguished from those
who have been tried and convicted.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Hold Up Paymaster.

Augusta, Ga.-Two bandits entered
the office of the Sibley Manufacturing
Company here, held up the paymaster
and the mill secretary, gathered to-
gether in a sack the payroll Of $4,000
and fed. They were captured after an
exciting chase and an exchange of
shots.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Breathing Spell for Huns.

Paris Establishment in Berlin OF
an Allied control commission to 81.
pervise budgetary reforms and armed
with powers to bring about other
financial changes during a three-year
cessation in Germany's cash repara-
tions payments is provided N plan
under consideration by the repara
tions officials of France and Great
Britain.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Younq Man Receives Burns.

Quitman, Ga.-When he stru uck a
match to light cigarette, his clothes
which we're partly saturated with
gasoline, caught fire and Danny Tay-
lor. 81. received burns that resulted
in his death.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Former Grand VlzIer Shot.

Rome-Former Turkish Grand Viz
ier Said Ali Pasha was fatally shot
while he was taking walk through
the city. He was rushed to hospital,
but was dead when the ambulance ar
rived. His assailant has not been ap-
pretended.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Government Forces In Control.

Buenos Aires.-Government forces
have gained the upper hand over the
bandits, who have terrorized the in
habitantg of the territory Of Santa
Cruz. Colonel Varela reports the cap
ture Of about 500 Of the outlaws, with
5000 horses and quantities Of arms
and ammunition.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
u.,,h.r of HuntIno Party Killed.

Florence.-Fay Poston, 1S, was Kill
ed and his brother, Alger Poston'
probably fatally injured near Johnson
Vile when they and other members or
q hunting party are said to have been
fred upon in trespassing upon FAR
mer's land. Other members OF the
marty was said to have been wounded.
Tim Benton, accused Of the shoot
ing was surrounded in swamp o5 a
posse of citizens.
DEPUTIES were sent at once 70 In
yestigate, at the request Of citizens
Of Johnsonyille.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
L. 6 Boat Released,

San Pedro, Calif.-The American
fishing boat Mabel, which was seized
by the Mexican gunboat Tecate off
Enzada, Lower California, recently,
has been released and is proceeding
up the coast to its home port, accord
ing to advices received.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Former Emperor to Marry.

Notwithstanding to The Zwoel-
fuhrblatt, former Emperor William
has decided to marry again. The lady
of his choice, the newspaper says, is
the widow Of a high officer from DAN
zig, who was killed in the war.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Startles Peace Euvoys.

Washington.-Racial equality looms
as a dark cloud over the proceedings
of the armament conference, as the re-
suit of an address delivered here by
Sennosuke Yokota, president OF the
Japanese bureau of legislation.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1921-12-15
Governors Entertained.

Washington.-Governors of states,
who attended the annual conference
OF state executives ut Charleston, S.
c., were entertained at dinner given
at the White House by President and
Mrs. Harding