The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1921-10-21
JEST vISITEN GROUND

puuy amt no wiser n tney was, Nv
course lots Nv poor fish what saw
yours truly amt got clear over the
shocks yet INV sum ever they is i'm
proven which same ort to help sum.
Now bout all what / done was to
visit Ground sum n l guess maybees
all Nv them what visited was most
tickled to death es most NV EN- pur-
ty near died foe I left.
The first bird what l called on
was sum big smoke least ways he
says he was a cegar which same
don't mean no differents now this
here gazaboo wus tellen me bout
sum rag what he seq if l kin find
one made like this same to be sure
n buy the same n if not to do like
wise which same is sum good ad-
wise only this here segar don't tell
nobudy how to git the jack which
same is what all NV the rest of the
poor fish what l seed was a looken
fer. This same bird was a shower
me his sleeve n sed es how he had
bot it in the yeast where he had
bin but es fer as l seed I didn't see
no yeast on none NV his clothes so
I guess the poor fish was jist
tootin on sum budy's horns. N then
when l wus goen to leave this birds
place he grabs the sissOrs N whacks
off piece NV his glad rags n tells
me that is to remember him by how
sum ever I don't nose whether I
wants to or not any ways 1 is
keepen the rag.
Then I waltzes round the corner
and sees sum place what sez ALEXIS
Andrew so I goes in to see what this
here Andrew NV Alexis looks like n
I'll be burned if he don't look iist
like any BUDDY elses Andy
Then when ! Gums out NV there
seed q place what sed Gilden Rule
n es | had seed lots NV wood rules
n yard sticks | SEE to myself this
is where | sees sum things what is
new but when l gifts in there l looks
all over and nary rule kin ISee. All
what l seed to measure with was
tape line n sum bird WIS tryen to
choke sum injun to death with that
by pullen it tight round his bay
winder. So ! asts sum bird where
is this sed Golden Rule n he SEE
"Why. this it it,"
N l SEE, well we'll no BUDDY
would NV thunk it, you sure don't
look none like it," N then he acts
like he wus sore SO l goes on out.
IN sum poor herren SEE es how
there is Teller what is crost the
street what every BUDDY SEE is Amt
Afraid Davis SO | goes over there N
all / seed wuz a injun with a stove
pipe hat on top NV his bean which
same is what l guess is what scared
this amt afraid bird out NV the
store es one of the gazaboos sed he
had flew the koop.
So I goes on walken round n
looken up n way up on to the top
winder l sees a sign what SEE Burnt
amt very often eny budy burns any
sises n when they does its cause it's
in sum haystack and aint no good
fer nuthen. Well, if burner sisel
smells like it does in this birds place
why all ! has to say is l don't see
what eny BUDDY wants to burn it fer
es l had seed lots NV things what
don't smell no more like sum budys
medicine bottles, how sum ever l
couldn't see nuthen what was burn
en- n this here bird what was in
the place was wearen his night
shirt. l also finds out what it is
what gifts burnt in there n the
same is yours truly N when you
gifts burnt you looses sum NV yer
jack how sum ever l wus game N
stayed fer all l wus worth which
same wasn't much n after he gifts
me cleaned he SEE, "Well you came
thru that nicely" Wv course eny
budy kin call it that if they wants
to es this is sum free country but if
this here same what this here bird
deals out is what is nice then l amt
hankeren after eny more NV the
same.
After l gifts away from this here
top story bird l goes round to visit
the editor NV the paper n say boy
this here poor fish WIS sure tickled
to see me leave eny ways he sez fer
me ter come in when ever l is in
town N stick my number twelves
on top NV his table N ever sense
has been wonderen what his missus
will say when she sees my tootsie
wootsies UP there long side Nv the
sugar bowl n the rest Nv the china
wear. This bird also seq If l kin
find eny thing to smoke to do so, so
l goes out to the segar store n gifts
sum NV them what Gums three times
fer nickel n every budy else pays
dollar to git the same put out.
o. TWISTER,
fColdom seau on Snake river also