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America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
.POINCARE DESPRE
BRAND 81 DESPRE
CONFERINTA DIN
WASHINGTON

Iata ce spnne fostul presedinte
al repu6licei franceze, Raymond
Poincare, despre conferinta din
Washington 81 despre premierul
BRAND al Frantei.
''As dori ca conferinta din
Washington, asa de importanta
cum este, sa nu he intoarca aten-
tia de la problemele grele &C ra-
man dealungul frontierilor Euro
pei centrale 81 rasaritene.
Premierul BRAND a anulrtat ca
ell va merge la Washington. Eu
cred Cd premierul ar face mai
bine daca ar abandona calatoria
aceasta lunga. Harding omul
care ar pricepe sd accepte scuze
resonabile.
Guvernul francez nu doreste sa'
amane reluarca lucrarilor parla-
mentare peste data de Is Octom-
vrie, 81 aceasta correct, ,deoarece
e lipsa sd Sc lucreze la buget, La
situatia cailor ferate, la reforme-
lie administrative 81 financiare de
carl depinde viata natiunii noa-
sire.
MOI avcm un ambassador exec
lent la Washington care vorbeste
asa de bine englezeste ca frantu-
zeste. Sa lasam pc Sarrault sd
apere interesele Frantei in ches-
tia Pacificului."
Ell apoi face expunere ca de
ce prezenta lui BRAND in Franta
Indispensable 81 conclude:
'Prezenta lunga a presedinte-
lui Wilson in Franta a paralizat
administratia afacea'ilor din tara
ssa.'' (Din Cleveland News. J
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
DE VALERA .
VA MERCELA
CONFERINTA

Londra, Octombrie. - Intr o
scrisoare scurta / Eamon DE Va
lera, presedintele republice1 irlan.
deze, a fnstiintat pc prim minis
trul Lloyd George Cd primeste
invitarea lui Ia conferinta din
Londra pentru ziua de II Octom.
vrie. Raspunsul nu aminteste nj.
mic de atitudinea delegation ir-
landezi carl yor lua parte la 4.
ceasta conferinta.
Opinia din Londra este ca dacd
Lloyd George va reusi sa faca
pace intre Anglia 81 Irlanda asst.
fel ca sa sc salveze interesele ce'
lor doua natii, el a facut mai null
ldecat ori care alt ON de stat a
Angliei.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
Huntasii nineri|or.
din Kansas IA
10chiSoare
Ambii condamnati ca au violat
legea industriala.

COLUMBUS, Kansas, 30 Sept.
|-Pentru doua CARA in lupta lui
indelungata 81 indarjita impotriva
aplicarii legei industriale tribu-
nalelor din Kansas, Alexandra Ho-
wat, seful Uniunei minerilor de
carbuni din Kansas, mers astazi
la inchisoare.
Refuzand sd depue garantie ca
nu va proelama nici greva. pc
timpul eat apelul lui pedinte de
Curtea Suprema, Howat s'a pre-
dat singur Serifului William Har-
vey 81 fost depus in inchisoarea
Cherokee County sd indeplilfeasca
sentinta de Sase luni inchisoare la
care fost condamnat.
Howat a fost condamnat in Iu-
ME trecut pentruca proclamat 0
greva violand dispozitiunile crimi-
male ale legei.
lmpreuna Gu Howat mers la
[inchsoare 81 August Dorchy, vice
presedintele Uniunei minerilor de
carbuni din Kansas, condamnat
pentru accasi vina 81 cu aceasi pc
deapsa. Pc langa inchisoare ambii
au fost condamnati Gu $500 amen
da.
Howat tinut un discurs de ra-
mas bun III parcul orasului, mine
rilor earl s. 'au adunat Gu sutele.
Howat nu numai ca a atacat ell
energie curtea industriala din Kan
sas 81 pc Guvernorul Allen, dar a
desfidat miunea internationala a
minerilor pentru actiunea luata la
indianapolis, care Ia spus sa trl-
mita pc minerii din Dean 81 Re
lance inapoi la lucru.
PITTSBURG, Kansas, 30 Sept.
-Rapoartele asociatiunei patronl-
lor mineri spun ca toti minerii de
carbuni din Districtul Kansas II 'a,l
lucrat astazi, coincident Gu apart
tia la Columbus lui Alexandra
IIowat 81 August Dorchy, presedin-
telc 81 vice-presedintele Uniun"i
m:nerilor de carbuni din Kansas,
ca sa incesaY,'i, osanda lor de sas'
Inn; inch;soare In care au fost con-
damnati cd 1r Bctruarie trecut all
proclamat g'reva.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
TEAMA DE O NOUA
RUPTURA
REVOLUTIONARY unguri voiesc
restaurarea lui Carol.


PARIS, ! Oct.-Delegatia diplo-
matica ungara della Paris confir-
mat primirea unuj mesagiu din
Ungaria de Vest dcclarand indie
pendenta acelui teritOr.
Ungaria de Vest, "a declarat, sc
considera in sine o mOnarchie sub
fostul Imparat Carol, in ciuda fap-
tului ca el de prezent detinut in
Elvetia.
Sc teme ca proclamatla prega-
testc calea pentru o alta lOvitura
de stat de catre Carol.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
De Ale z|LE|

Iata ce he scric Societatea "Ni-
colae Filipescu' din Madison, Ill.
Stimate die Pascu,
PrimHi din pnrtea socictd!W Nj
colae Filipescu' 81 cdtorva mem-
bri obolul lor pentrn colcctu des-
chisd de u. s.. X. A. 81 siarm A
mcrica," pcntru Unirersitatea
Populo,W care Sc ca clddi la Va
lenU de Munte. 81 care ra purtG
nun,ele marelM Roman Nicolae Ior-
ga. suma de S1f.0O dnpd cum e tre-
cutd pc lista dLIturotd.
Sp0r 81 isbda,dd 81 sdlutdri ftI-
testi. In numale societdhu "Nico-
tie Filipescu,'
loan GOTTA.
Tata ce he scrie 81 d. Pantilimon
China, cunoscutul agent roman din
Akron, Ohio:
Stimate die puscu,
Ardnd IN spflet dragosteo de
mean, 81 tara CO intotdeauna 81 find
gata IN orice ttnp de q face orice
sncrificU pe,,trst inaintarea neamn-
Mi romdnesc, po'm 81 noi q aduce
micM nostru oEol pentru frumosul
scop .ceI urmd,'iti prm colocta In
treprinsd pentrn edificarea Uni
rersitd!ii POpniare la Vdlomu de
Munte. Dorm ca aceostd Umrer-
state care "a i,urta ntmele mare
lui dascM ROmdn NicOide I0rgn, sdt
oducd pc altdrW ncamulM nostru
Alta lumind IL cat sc orbeascd re-
derea dusmaniior neanulau roma
nesc.
Aldturat pr1mHi cecul nostrW
pentrM $1,000 81 Hst0 dOndtOrilOr.
Va DORM, re.,siid bnnd.
Gu de0sebitd stimd,
p. GIN!
ALEY1NDRU RICHIT1
Collector.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
UNCARIA DE VEST
-N1DEPENDENTA


PARIS, 80 Sept. - Ungaria de
vest s'a declarat cri stat indepen-
dent, dand crezamint telegramelor
sosite din Viena 81 Budapesta, pu-
'blicate cu rezervatiulne de Temps.
Fostul prim-ministru Friedrich
ar ii luat presedinta unm comitet
de aparare care a proclamat inde-
pendenta "Statului din Ungaria de
vest 81 q apelat Ia oficianti ca sd
ramana Ia posturile lor 81 Ia popu-
latte q sprijineasca pc noul guvern
care e ''pentru Dumnezeu, Rege il.
Tara. |"
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
SOVIETELE
PRIMESC RESPUNS
DELA POLONIA

Moscoya, | Octombrie. - Ras-
punsul Poloniei la cererea guver-
nului sovietist ca sa fie executat
tratatul de pace, fost TRIMS 81
primit in Moscova. Acest raspuns
atat Gle ingaduitor incat sc
crede Cd relatiile 1ntre Russia 81
Polonia vor ramanea normale.
Ncgociatiunilc asupra implinirii
tratatului din Riga Sc vof conti-
nua mai departe, = fara ruperea
rclatiunilor.
S'a desmintit categoric zvonul
ca dI Karakhan, representantul
sovictelQr in Varsovia, ar Fl re
cheMat sau ca Sc va rechema.
Riga, ] Octombrie. Raspun-
sui Poloniei spune ca Boris Sa-
vinkoff 81 sotii lui Sc vor expulsa
din Varsovia daca acuzarile gu
yernului sovietist, ca acestia
fac propaganda contra lor, - vor
fl adeverite. Asemenea vor Fl ex-
pulsate 81 celelalte persoane carl
lucreaza contra Rusiei.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
SOVIETELE
CUMPARA CRU
IN ROMANIA

Bucuresti, ! Oct. - Guvernul
Romanlei autorizat legatia So
victelor de aici ca sd cumperc
cereale 81 alte alimente in Roma
mia. Guvernul designat un de-
legat pentru a negocia cu minis
trul sovietelor. Dealungul Nistru-
lui domneste liniste complecta.
Nu s'a TRIMS ultimat Rusiei.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
PENTRU MONUMENTAL
ECATERINA TEOD DOR0IU

Suma cea din urma n, $50 ~
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
RICCI ISL VA.RELUA
POSTUL

WASHINGTON, ] Oct. Rolan-
DO Ricci, ambasadorul Italiei la
Washington, care de cateva sapta-
mani se afla in Italia, informal
am basada din Washington ca la
Sfilsitul lunii Octomyrie Isl Va re-
slua postnl din Washington.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-10-01
. ] Din PATRIE

Studentii francezi au vlzltai
campul de lupta de la Marasestl
81 Marasti unde au depus coroane
pe mormintele eroilor 81 0 Jerba
de laur pc mormantul generalulul
Grigorescu.
Profesorul Glotz tinut un dis
ours III care venereaza memorla
eroului de la MaraSesti. Gu un
tren special stlldentii au plecat de
aici la Iasi unde au fost primiti
in uralele studentilor 81 publicu-
lui asistent. De la Iasi au plecat
la Chisinau de unde Sc vor in
napoia la Iasi cand Ii Sc va face
o primire oficiala.
u aus
Marele stat major alaarmatei a
'hotarit ca intre 15-18 Septem-
brie sd alba loc pc terenul dintre
Cincu-mic 81 Cincu-mare din Fa-
garas mari manevre mixte la Carl
vor lua parte efectiva pc langa
infanterie, artilerie 81 cavalerie 81
tancurile aeronalltica.
Vor asista 81 atasati militari
straini 81 printul Carol GU rcgi-
mentul de vanatori pc care il
comanda.
Exploatarilor de paduri Ii Sc
vor pune la dispozitie treliuri
|speciale carl vor fl intrebuintate
esclusN Gu transporturi de lemne.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-14
AUDITORIUM.

Hobart BoswOrth. known the
world over by motion picture fans.
viii be seen today and tomorrow
in sceeen version of Jack Lon
dou's famous starry. 1.-The Brute
Master
II is a story OF man who early
i'm life became possessed by the
thought that only through brute
strength could he hope 10 make his
way successfully ina the world. and
who. after years of living on this
principle. was brought face to face
with cultured and highly sensi-
tized American girl who taught
him the real meaning and beauty
OF life Mr. Bosworth is every inch
an actor and surely must be given
much credit for his truelv won
derfuI Characterization OF the
Brute Master" Miss Anna @.
Nilsson. the beautiful and talented
leading lady. is in the supporting
cast. which Is exceptional. His
Noisy still" a funny sunshine com
edy. and Town Tories are also
shown
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-14

Charlie IA. who has so often
played the role Of rube astray
among sophisticated city jewellers.
in "FOrty-Five Minutes From
Broadway." at the Blackstone the
ater PLAYS a city dweller astray
among rubes. The picture. which
opened its engagement yesterday
at acting large crowds all day.
will remain today. tomorrow and
Wednesday. Kid Burns Is one Of
1S= best roles Ray has ever played.
He brings 20 Il all thee harm and
sincerity that has made him one
OF the most popular stars on the
screen today. and he plays il with
a freshness and spOntaneity that
proves he is not a type" actor AS
The snappy, breezy and wise
Young boxer no is truly a George
NJ Conan character Some Of the
comedy IN theh picture is so good
that the audience not only laughed
az il. but applauded II. Prof. An
cello Vitale. who conducts the
Blackstone orchestra OF II pieces.
mas arranged a particularly pleas
inE musical score for this comedy
drama other reels shown are
two-part comedy. bonneville Fire
Brigade" the Bruce scenic and In
ternational News
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-14
THEATERS
olkPIIETNf

Followers of vaudeville. VINO are
interested in The IiEh, musical conn
edy. viii be well entertained by tine
program offered by the Orpreum
management FOR the nrst hair n Tie
present week. The bin is composed
Of catchy songs and dancins ana
ranks alongside the best offered al
that theater during tie seasOn-
Filtration" comedy OF vourh
sprinkled with music. and The "Nol-
unteers' equally share honors for
no headline attraction the frs-
act is carried over well los the acting
RI the two principal charachteis.
frank Ellis and Dorothy Var. while
the other act is featured with the
combined efforts ~ The cast Both
acts were given rounds OF applause
q The opening performance sunday
afternoon
Ferguson and Francis We're very
good Ira their act termed -1321 sonS
delineatcrs The latter possesses "a
voice or unusual talent and hr scored
well I'm his offerings OF classical and
popular songs.
Mis- Emma 3. Lindsay presen ed
surprise with her almost human
horse. Sultan the act showing the
possibilities Of the training or a
dumb animals intellect
Harry Tsuda a. Japanese. gave a
clever aueal exhibition In tne open
ing act OF the program.
Harry and Anna Seymour We're
fair in their act called Breezy Bits
Of Mirth and Melody"
The bill was opened with the usual
EinoErams and the Topics OF the
lay
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-14

William Faversham most con-
cIusively demonstrate that the art
OF the finished actor is as effective
on the screen as il is on the stage.
% his second Selznick picture. The
Sin That Was His. which opened
e four days enga cement at the
oliver theater yesterday The piece
gives this talented star an oppor-
tunity TO portray two distinctly diff
ferent types OF men. one q uotoEi-
Gus gamble and the other a
churchman Mr.. Favershams ver-
satility Is more than equal TO the
test and even If his past record
had not stamped him as one of
Americas best actors his perform
ance in The Sin That Was His"
would instantly pronounce him a
star
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-14
CASTLE

Charles RAY i'm the mos, famous
picture of his career "A Village
Sleuth." is the attraction today az
the Castle The photoplay Is a spe-
cial feature. directed by Thomas
Ince. the man who discovered RAY
and released by the worId-famouS
Organization Of Paramount I'm "A
Village Sieuth" is the Ray hat has
come 20 be symboHcal of all that
Is best and most appealing in young
American manhood sincerity.
charm. dehghtfu,uess. earnestness
and bovish enthusiasm. The plot is
q whirl OF comedy which takes
place mostly ln Fashionable Re
sort for nervous women. and where
Ray - engaged as helper tries
ont his detective skill 10 uuravei
supposed murder. Pretty Winifred
Westover PLAYS opposite The star.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-14
CONGRESS TO
SPEED ACTION
on NEH BILLS
lCONTINUED FROAI PA

CONTINUED FROM PAGE oNED
Inc senate are the immigration re-
striction measure and the congress
sional reappOrtionment bill. The
chance of either IS declared doubt
ful The soldiers bonus bin proba
bly, Will be reported TO the senate
by the senate military committee.
but with provision deferring ar
engagements for increased taxes to
meet the obligations. Final dispo-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-14

A very clever machine (patented)
cLinches the edges of the satinY paper.
doing away with paste.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-14

sition of it i'm the senate jam is un-
certain.
Other measures for which early
senate consideration is planned in
cuae the house resolution TO repeal
wartime laws, the $10O,000,000
good roads bill. the house bill for
partial payment to railroads Of the
governments war obligations and
legislation to prohibit further loans
90 the alice.
The house WAYS and means COM
mittee expects to conclude hearings
this week on the tariff revision leg
islation for the next session.
The Washington times., 1921-04-17
THE SYNDICATE LOVER, THE PICKLED
PAPA, IND THE REST OF THE BUNCH

She was a member of 33 Organi-
cations that were out to whip-saw
the Cigarette, down the Cabarets
and give lasting Ki-Bosh to the
Blue Chip and the Kitty.
AS soon as she had a little
Money saved up she sent it to the
Missionaries in Kakaroo. By at
tending Service at least twice
every Sunday she hoped to estab-
lish q good General Average for
the whole Family.
As for the other members of the
Family they knew that she had
enough Piety to supply four ordi-
nary Mortals, so they did not have
to go out and accumulate any. The
whole Bunch. Father included, ex-
pected to get past the Turn -Stile
on Mothers Ticket
The Sister with the busy Dome
was in two or three Philadelphia
Library Clubs. She read one Book
a Day, even in the hottest Wealth
er. II she had stopped to take a
Breath, the Publishers would have
secured a Lead and she never could
have caught up.
Loved One had Brother with
big gristly Hands and stocky
Shoulders. His Conception of a
Glad Summers Day was to get
out and play 72 Holes, followed by
several Sets of Tennis, after which
it was time to bat up a few Flies
and then, in the Cleaning, start
in for four or five Hours of Kelly
Pool, which may or may not be
listed as an intellectual Pursuit,
depending upon the Point of View.
The True Lover thought 1t
Slick Policy to cultivate the Quar-
tet that lived with his Own and
Only One. AS for Father and
Mother and the Female Book-Worm
and athletic Walter, they we're
friendly to the prosperous Bach
elor and each one determined to
put in few quiet Plugs for Sis.
So Father took the Candidate
down to his Club and gave him
Old Stun that was 1870 Proof and
then tried him out in a nice little
cut-throat Game.
BY the time he got away from
the Pirates, he was due to turn
up and attend Morning Service
with the Prospective Mothcr-in-
The Washington times., 1921-04-17
SiQn Posts on the Road to Summer

Law. He let on that he was keen
for good Sermon and he made
an awful Bluff at singing the
Hymns that he had not heard for
twenty years.
On Sunday Afternoon he was
due to meet Brother Walt at the
Country Club and play him for a
Ball q Hole. After a couple Of
Sundays, Walt had enough Radios
to last him a Lifetime.
When he had hurried to his
Room and rubbed himself with
Witch Hazel, he would tear for
the House, where the living Book
Review would be waiting to ask
him IL he didn't think F. Scott
Fitxgerald's Latest Work was bet
ter than his Omar Khayyam.
While he would be doing Foot
Work and side stepping the Ques-
tions that were calculated to show
him up as a bowling Ignoramus,
the Real Thing would be sitting
back waiting in vain for an Open
ing.
This went on for quite a Spell.
He had been jolted at Poker,
trimmed at Golf, put against long
Sermons right in Fly-Time nd
conned into reading AZ Books that
did not appeal. He seemed to be
making grand Headway with all
members Of the Outfit except the
One that he wanted to snare out
into a Dim Corner and hold in a
Strong Embrace forever and ever.
After a while he began to
weaken on the Scheme of play
ing up to a whole Cast of Charac-
ters. He wondered if it would not
De just as easy to love an Orphan.
She was Wise. She saw herself
losing Good Thing. It was
shame to backcap her own Tribe,
just when they were pulling for
her. but she had to do. it.
One Night she fought off the
others and lured him into Boat
and there in the Moonlight she
told how she had lived in the same
House with them for 10 years and
how they were all right but
they wouldn't do.
"It's a mere S~-gestion," she
added, ''but why don't you stop
trying to make these Around-the-
Table combination Shots and -sv
a little more attention to Birdie
You don't have to win out the en-
tire Family in order to hook me.
You must be an Amataur."
Thereupon they Clinched and
the Family dropped out of the
Deal.
MORAL.-oDr't trp to embrace
whole Tribe.
tcopyrixht. 1891. By Tn. Bell syndi-
The Washington times., 1921-04-17

n nee there was a love-hit
I Bachelor. He wanted the
Girl so hard that he would
come around at Night and look up
at the Windows Of her Boodwar
and gnaw the Palings of the Front
Fence.
The Fires of Passion had got
beyond Control and it was time
to call out the entire Department.
He was for Petty and felt no
Shame. He would send an A. d.
T. boy at saying that he would
be up at and then he would
phone her at to find out il she
had received the Note.
His affection was none of your
stingy, halfway Quivers. 1t was
the real Essence Of ,Goo-goo,
double strength. 1t was an Om-
nibus Love that reached out it's
red-hot Tentacles and twined
around all Objects, animate and in
animate, that were associated with
little Honey-Bun.
He would have Deemed it
Holy Privilege to go around and
NOV the Grass in her Front Yard.
1t was the kind of transfgur-
ing old-fashioned, romantic-novel
Love that made him think well of
her Kin-Folks. He knew that any
one who was related to the Queen
of the Human Race was certainly
Right. So he tried to stand Top
Hole with the Old People and a
brother named Walter and tall
browed Sister who was intellec-
tual.
Consequently his Work was
mapped out for him.
Mopsey's Father was what we
might call liberal in his Views.
That is, he never had ratified the
18th Amendment When he put
away enough to last him, he
figured on living to be $50.
Had it not been that he took on
his daily Package in a dark corner
! of the Library and carried a gold
headed Cane, a good many people
would have said that he Drank.
As II was he simply had the
Name of being a High Liver.
When he was slightly 0verset
and carried about 165 in his Guage
he was exceedingly Dignihcd-in
The Washington times., 1921-04-17
CIMEX RHAPSODY.

Among the bugs that have known,
sing the name of one alone.
No other bug in West or East
Can take the number OF this beast.
II can not swim. IL can not hy,
but II can make a Siwash sigh.
IL can not buzz. IL can not sting,
but IL can bite like anything.
IL can not hop. IL can not jump,
Rut IL can raise awful hump.
Most upright bugs are thin and lean.
But this alone is nat and mean.
Mosquitoes buzz around your head,
But this one gets you In your bed.
God made all creatures, great and small
He must have made this last OF ALL
And now tits time my song were done,
PETE.
The Washington times., 1921-04-17
OLD QUESTIONS PUT

Can you sit in the shade OF the palm OF your
hand.
Or beat on the drums of your ears?
Does the calf of your leg eat the corns on
your toes,
Th~ why not grow corn on your earsf
And where can a man buy cap for his knee,
Or q key to a lock OF his hair?
Could your eyes be called an academy
Because there are pupils theref
On the crown of your head what Jewels are
found?
who travels the bridge on your nose7
Could you use, In shinsling the roof OF your
mouth,
The nails on the end OF your toes
Can the crook In your elbow be sent to Jail :
10 what did IL do?
How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?
I'll be darned II l know, do your
DOTTY Walk
The Washington times., 1921-04-17
A BOYS MARTYRDOM

Soap and water can't bear
Sn.srts NV eyes and mats my hair,
Puts me right on the blink.
And say words nice boys ought never think
Soaps all right for washing clothes
Gotta use IL, 1 suppose.
Waters good for swims and sails,
Good for FISH and good for whales,
But to go and mix the two.
Like us fellows have to do;
Pub IL on our necks and ears;
Fill our eyes all full of tears;
That's too mean for any use,
Amt no scnse In such abuse.
RrII.
The Washington times., 1921-04-17

fact a Gentleman of the Old
School. He objected to playing
Poker with a Stranger but ne
loved to skin a Good Friend so
he was no Gambler.
Baby's Mother was exactly the
Sort that is usually married to an
The Washington times., 1921-04-17
HEARD AND SEEN - By Bill Price
REsTAURANT PRICES HERE.

Chicago aldermen are going to resu-
late the price of pie-not the political
variety, but the foundry kind. It's =
pity that something could not be done
in this city to regulate the excessive
prices still prevailing for pie and
other foods in the restaurants
EAMON SUILLEABIiAIN.
CONSTANT READER" complains
bitterly OF prevailing restaurant
prices in Washington as unjustina BILE
since the fall in prices of various
foods.
The Washington times., 1921-04-17

elderly Sport. Having found it
impossible to wean him away from
the o. +. Toddies and the Satur-
day Night Game that laps over
into Monday Morning. she tried to
catch even by reforming all the
rest of the Universe.
The Washington times., 1921-04-17

IL the one-doliar-a-yesr Govern
ment specialists and the hosts OF
profteers would make their overdue
contributions to the Conscience
Fund" Of the Treasury II might be
possible to reduce the war taxes.
ADAM MUTT. '
The Washington times., 1921-04-17
BETTER QUIT THE LIQUOR.

To be or not to be?-
Whether IL is better to
Suffer the tortures of
A parched throat and Danish
Thoughts of liquor from my mind.
Or stake my all on a bootlegger
And leave this earthly spnere ce.
hind? SHAKESBEER.
The Washington times., 1921-04-17
BILL sHAKs.. NUT CRACKER.

OF Bill Shakespeare's works con-
tain one appropriate TO the day
we celebrate-April 4. In Romeo
and Juliet he has something like this:
why. man. thou wilt quarrel with a
fellow for cracking nuts because thine
eyss are hazel" JOE CoNKLIN.