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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-04-16

The French answer to Secretary
Hughes's mandate note foreshadows
generous cooperation from Europe in
the working out of President Har-
fling's peace policy. That policy
ccntemplates the preservation of
America s rights as belligerent and
American participation in the en-
iorcement of the substantive por-
tons of the peace settlement. 1t in
sists, on the other hand, on release
from commitments, grated on the
treaty by Mr.. Wilson, which the
United States considers objection
sole and which France and some of
the other European powers con-
sented to with indifference or re-
luctance.
The European nations let Mr.. Will
son have hrs way with the League of
Nations, thinking that they were
yielding something on which Amer
iea's heart was set. They see now
Z that they were led far astray. They
we're always more interested in
having the United States as a CO.
guarantor of the treaty than as an
associate in regulative world
league. Hence, the Harding policy is
more welcome to them than the Will
q son policy. 1t responds better to
their convictions and interests, just
as it does to the convictions and in
trrests of the United States.
In the period Of deadlock following
the breakdown Of the Wilson policy
the Allied Council assigned man
date over Yap to which the United
States had entered exceptions. Thi
looked like notice to the Unitet
States that it was no longer a part
ner in the peace settlement. Pre-
rYier BRAND now testifies that Japan
as we'll as the other powers, wa
- fully aware of the American res
ervations, which necessarily invali
dated the issue of the mandate, sine,
the latter on its face purported t.
be given in the name of the five prin
cipal Allied and associated powers.
M. BRAND also promises tina
France will take an active part a
the next meeting of the Allied Coun
Gil in correcting the zap attribution
Such reconsideration would b.
natural. France, Italy and Grea
Britain could ask nothing better tina,
- to see the United States functionin,
sR
again as an agent of treaty enforce
ment. If we sit in the Allied Coun
Gil it will make little difference t.
them that we do not sit in tn
League Council. Power resides witt
the former and only the shadow O
it with the latter. France and tn
others want concert and are full,
prepared to bid for it outside tn,
8 league.
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each ordinary man is endowed.
The advertising manager Of the
bank seems disciple of Howe. He
realizes he has two publics to deal
with, the financial and the lay, and
to the latter he addresses himself in
translations Of the Technology of
cxncrts.
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,frMnrn or rur ASSOCIATED PRESS

TIE Associated Press is exclusively entitled to
the use for republication of all news dispatches
credited 10 il or not otherwise credited in this
papsr. and also the local news OF spontaneous
origin published herein.
All rights OF republication of all other matter
herein also reserved.
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Too Expensive
From The T1comn Lcdoerl

From The Tacoma LcdoerJ
The best peace propaganda is taxa
ton. Anybody who tries to get the
American people into another war be-
fore they've got the last one paid for
has job ahead Of him,
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GOOD FELLOWS

II. Benvenuto CeILini
Sirs, Lords, and Signors, Cardinals and
Pope,
l do but tell the truth, and as I hope
For God, detest boaster and his boast.
So l shall nothing say of that great
host
| slew with cannon from the castle hill.
Tell you no word of valour, strength, or
skill,
But merely say my vases medals, rings,
Have found no rivals in such fash
toned things.
will admit that women loved me
much,
And I have been most generous with
such.
In music was wondrous, though I feel
The flute feeble thing compared with
steel
| routed Salamanca, fought the Eight
Devised rare circlets, cups and beaten
plate,
Doomed those who fronted me with
word and sword,
And with the frankest courage slew
horde.
| proved myself man as all men tell;
Not one in all the world did half so
we'll
On this my silence; let Cellini toast
If in one word of his he seems to boast!
PAUL HERVEY FOX. .
If we were a school teacher and
feared the militant and forceful dis
pleasure of Senator Lusk, we should
chlde the minute-men at Lexington
for having opposed the government;
and as for Patrick Henry, that fiery
anarchist, we should show our little
pupils that those who gave him Liberty
made seditious choice.
1t occurs to us that the Andrews
triangle is conspicuously scalene.
Home, according to the investigators,
is where the brew is.
ITO be an editor was one of my am
bitions," wrote Andrew Carnegie in his
autobiography. Horace Greeley and
The Tribune was my IDEAL of human
triumph" A lofty ambition, too.
What we should like to know is what
actually DETECTED his bark from it's
course. For our picture of Mr.. Car
regie is that of dominating man, who
got everything he had any ambition
tc get.
"Euteka!'" cried. "Mr. Carnegie's
autobiography says, Here's the goose
that laid the golden eggs" A free
translation, we'll asseverate.
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yss can purchase merchandise advertised In IhE
ticn results In auy ease TAE TRIBUNE uuaran:
tees to pay your money back upon request No RED
tape. No uuibbiiac. We make good promptly "
the advertiser does not.
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Books Hs,~.e 19 B,.un

William McFee's Letters of an
Ocean Tramp will be published by
Doubleday, Page & Co. within two
weeks, and McFee has already made the
reviewers task absurdly simple by
providing summary in a single SEN
tence. Here in one short sentence"
he writes, "is the gist of the book, that
the sea is way of escape from the
intolerable burden of life"
However, Mr.. McFee has not been
willing to let it go at that. "a cynic
once described it," he continues, Gas
having all the advantages of suicide
without any of it's inconvenience. To
the author it was more than that. 1t
was the means Of finding himself in
the world, a medium in which he could
work out the dreams which beset him
and which were the basis of future
writings. But ever at the back of the
mind will there be the craving to get
out beyond the bar, to see the hard,
bright glitter of impersonal land lights
die suddenly in the fresh gusts and
to leave behind the mportunate de-
mands of business, of friendship and
of love-
Casey Jones propounds perplexing
question in the following letter:
Lets take Hermione and Dulcinea
and Stella and Mrs. Rineharts flapper
ouI ho ryL,o co,1Ip,f In 40 n
why she was lectured at boys prepar-
atory school dance by the headmaster
for shimmying- it was all
right, because her mother shimmied,
though not so well--let's take them all
at once without splitting hairs about
the niceties of their several, 'personali-
ties And then tell me where to find
even enough of them to prove a type
(Which is usually based on caricature).
They all amuse me no end as l see
them recorded and japed, and the Lit
tie Woman and / always squeal and
calculate, Gosh! Isn't that like 'em!'-
but I am not so sure that it is. My
ears are fair stretched for trying to
eavesdrop one Of them; 1 go out of
my way to get introduced to she'll
trimmer with Purpose (Which usually
turns out to be bridge); l inquire en-
Enthusiastically into the projects of their
societies for serious what-not. What
do l find, ask you-and you know
get around, too. / find at the end of
the rainbow not the crystal but the
norm-the gray, inarticulate norm. Even
in this city, which admits that it
started this whole culture thing, they
attend current events lectures, and
then don't talk about them afterward.
Old Ethan H. Doubt has come upon
nj. who Il. W., whether we are enjoying
in Hermione and Dulcinea and the rest
en- authentic type (not that must
have type, but I want confederation
for further laughter) or are we kid
ding ourselves? Are those girls on
the level or are they not?"
Somebody else will have to answer
the question raised by MT. Jones. We
have never seen the fiapper, and when
we first read of her in the works of
Mr.. F. Scott Fitzgerald we viewed her
with alarm. She cursed too cutely for
our taste, but of late we find our
prejudices waning. Probably it is bet
ter that she should curse cutely than
not at all. The fiapper may be Excess
sive, but at least she is bulwark
against the manners of the past which
sound quite dreadful.
ain my time" we find President Eliot
quoted, as saying in the morning
papers, "it would have been extreme
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i The Aftermath
fFrons The Omahn Re.

fFTom The Omaha BeeJ
1t takes as much patriotism to pay
taxes without kicking as it does to
fight war.
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rudeness for a man to take girl to
drive and smoke a cigar on the way.
In fact, in my time I never saw such
a thing done or attempted except by
downright rowdics. My father, who
smoked three cigars every day with
the utmost regularity, thought it was
impossible for a gentleman to smoke
in the streets absolutely impossible,
not to be thought of for a moment.
AS to smoking in vehicle with a
lady beside him, the proposal, if made
to him, would have been received IS
an insult"
Then, too, we learn from DR.. Eliot
that: Young men and young women
nowadays talk chiefly slang to each
other. Their address to each other
and the conversations they have to-
gether have a rough form and relate
to things, events, processes and sub
jccts, which the young men and women
of my day never referred to at all,
never mentioned and did not propose
to mention
But for the fiapper we might all
have to become downright rowdies or
suffocate.
III noticed in The Tribune this morn
ing" writes Yale, 1913, Shelf, chat it
wasn't 1907 Shelf who bawled YOU out
after all, but one of your own tribe
spoofng a bit,
What is more to the point is that
time the Harvard captain said what
you said he said to the Yale captain.
and the Yale captain said what you
said he said to the Harvard captain
who won the race.
when that is all cleared up, then
we can tell whether a college educa-
ton pays"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-04-16

Uttered at tho postofilce at New York as Second
Class Mail Matter.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-04-16
Bard Lauds Famed Season


Louis Leslie Jerome in The Martha's
Vineyard Herald
beautified and most lovely sprine
Will soon be showing the radiance of
her young, winsome captivating face.
for surely lovely springtide is near ut
hand, when natures own doth charm
ingly extol so beauteously grand DER
the happy land. When sweet little
crocuses and tulips dear lift their
heads so bewitchingly above their
fresh green messy beds. Then with
happy strollings where the moss is
growing in the wildwood, while the
sweet fragrance Of the lovely trailing
arbutus so entrancingly odoriferous
comes floating through the air. Then
again to fondly listen to the sweet
Aeolian tones of the sea breeze harps
floating so happily along the ripping
deep blue sea; while the mind in fond
reverie dwells in happy thought
agleam, like midsummer nights
dream; while longing with happiness
sublime for the again coming good
Gazing back at what Dr. Charles W
Eliot calls the good old days, it seems
to us that they we're older than they
were good. Human progress is made
in inverse ratio to the quantity Of bunk
III the world and while there is
enough of it still with US, our convic-
ton is that there is less than when
DR.. Eliot was young-snd- twenty
"The first which came to his
(Caruso'sl hand was Helms setting of
Kipling's "Invictus. THE Daily News
"He meant Henley's Regatta"
writes A. R. C. "He meant Henley's
Danny Deever,'" writes w. w. C.
"The Daily News's head" offers Glori-
ana, "is not only bloody, but also
bowed"
Compared with our copy reading,
proofreading contribs, Old Man Argus
was an astigmatic.
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Owned by New York Tribune Ino.. New YORK
Ccrpceation Published daily. ogslen Reid f'es'
dent, g. Vernon Rogers. viee.PreS'dent' "e'e''
Rogers Reid. Secretary: r. u. Masne'd treasurer.
Address. Tribune building. l,4 NaSsa" street.. New
York. Telephone Bsckman 5000
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AS we remember, Harvard finished
first, but Yale won moral victory.
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JOURNALISTIC JINcLEs

.. Help Wanted!
When ] got out Of public school,
My father said: Young man, &c. busy;
Go hunt job and do not fool
Away the moments like Lizzie
And SO. 10 soothc the old mans rage,
Each day | scanned the want ad page:
BoY,15, bright. ambitious:
to sweep In lunchroom; 8 to s;
chance for advancement washing dishes;
call Canal St. MIR. ClIve
But when | grew to mans estate
And shaved my hirsu,e hedges daily,
| had a night key, stayed out late,
And played upon the ukulclc.
And like the other smart young men.
these were the ads that read then.
YOUNG MAN, Industrious and willing:
assistant manager In store:
must help in typns. filing, billing:
give references; Box 81.
And now at thirty, rich and hale,
| look at REAL ESTATE. FOR SALE.
CHICOT.
Well, even if there had been strike
IN England it would have occasioned
no inconvenience to the American au-
thors now lecturng in London.
1.-THE labor strike-was Off, Averted,
and Halted by yesterdays headline
writer's. Yet the effect of headlines
upon current speech, as we have
either meditated or printed before, is
good. Headlines make for brevity, a
fault most writer's and speakers have
too little of.
Still, this great (142,3s4) newspaper
spilled Probe twice on yesterdays
front page.
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"'Eufeka!'" cried. "Mr. Carnegie's
autobiography says, "Here's the goose
that laid the golden eggs" A free
translation, we'll asseverate.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-04-16

1t occurs to us that the Andrews
triangle is conspicuously scalene.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-04-16
The French Answer

The French answer to Secretary
Hughes's mandate note foreshadows
generous cooperation from Europe in
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-04-16

Compared with our copy reading,
proofreading contribs, Old Man Argus
was an astigmatic.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-04-16

Well, even if there had been a strike
IN England it would have occasoned
no inconvenience to the American au
thors now lecturing in London.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-25
BY FREDERIC BOUTET
Translated by William L. Mcpherson
Copyright, 1921. New York Tribune Inc

chance to develop unhampered Simone was un-
able to relieve her wrath and remained in
state Of tension during the whole trip. 1t
was only after they reached the watering place
where they were going for few weeks that
she could relax her nerves by scene with
real climax. 1t came that evening in tete-a-
tete with her husband in their room at the
hotel
In the days that followed the world saw
them IN perfect accord, at the hotel, in the
restaurant, at the casino, ON the boardwalk,
although they were inwardly distant and hos
tile and exchanged only minimum of polite
words. But Simone's animosities couldn't find
any satisfaction in the thin pastures of
glacial aloofness or frosty distan It was
necessary for her to express her feelings in
vehement language. She did this sometimes.
IN public, whispering her abuse into the ear of
her fidgeting husband. 1t was in their hotel
room, however, that the crises were staged
more effectivey-so WE'LL in fact, that the
nelghbors were made completely aware of their
troubles. In these moments, when love is
eclipsed by anger, they had the air of hating
each other and of being both of them, the vic
tins Of detestable union
one evening (by some miracle they had lust
spent three days without wrangling) they were
sitting at q tea table in the salon of the hotel.
Because Robert at dinner had looked at
young woman little too decolete Simone
started violent discussion, which was so much
the more fiery because she had been treasurins
up her Indignation during the repast. Robert
had Tor some time been opposing only pacifi-
catory silence to his wife's unjust accusa-
tions. When Simone launched scene he knew
that It must run its course and that the best
thing to do was to end it as nnicl<lv 10 nossbla
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1hat other women, too, wore their dresses cut
very low They did this to attract attart;on
They shouldn't be astonished. then if their
nelgheors also attracted attention Simone
look this as direct attack and became even
more nf1amed, for Robert was drawing infer
enees rejecting on her morality Thoroughly
lncensed, conscious of her own virtue (for
showing beautiful neck and shoulders in pub
lfc Is womans natural right, if she has them.
and is, at the worst, only harmless bit Of
coquetry), she xeplored in the harshest in
ordinations, and her rising voice carried to
all the adjoining tables. Robert was greatly
annoyed.
Wen, you have had enough of this sort Of
life he said $50 have l."
Suddenly she him give start.
Calm yourself! Say nothing! Don't an
swer me, please" he implored Simone in tone
SO changed, SO low and so tender that she was
dunlfounded.
What is the matter?" she asked, still tren1-
bling with anger, but little uneasv. care
you ill?"
u never felt better in my life, my dear. You
are always thousand times too considerate
where am concerned" he said in loud voice.
bending toward her and smiling radiantly.
1t was so unexpected, in the midst of their
alteration, that sinone was nonplussed
Her husband continued to talk to her in the
same affectionate manner until they went up
stairs.
viii you tell me what happened?" Sin,one
began when they We're alone, "and why you
felgned SO much tenderness? Was it to make
sport Of me?"
My dear Simone, we mustn't have any more
disputes here
"ln the frst place. we don't have any dis
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just observations and you take them in bad
part"
Well, don't make any more. Restrain your
self. You must. Don't ask ME why"
Naturally, she insisted on knowing why.
Il didn't want to tell YOU But since you
force me to do So Paul Vernaud is here"
Ny first husband!" exclaimed Sinone.
Yes. He's been here for the last three
days. He has in this hotel, on our floor.
lie passed US the other day when you were
talking to the chambermaid He recognized
us, am sure. hoped that ne would be tact
ful enough to change his hotel He hasn't
done SO. And we, you understand, can't af
1ord to have the appearance of running away
from him. This evening he entered the tea
room. Your back was to the door. so vou
didn't see him. He took a seat or the other
side of the curtain of green plants He could
hear US. That is why. You understand that
we can't let him think that we are not happy.
These scenes which you make, my dear-I for
get them, although they are sometimes trying.
But suppose he should hear them! You see
ne would believe. He would have the
pleasure of believing US family at Odds
disunited, unhappy household. don't want
that to happen"
He stopped, finding it somewhat difficult to
explain clearly what he thought. Smone had
listened to him in silence At first she was
aStonished. Then she burst into laugh
My poor friend. was that why you acted Sc
downstairs? How foolish you are. It's just
the other way. If / make scenes--as you call
them--it is because / love you. Yes, because
l love you--because | am sensitive because
everything that you do affects me very keenly
You understand, don't you? He knows that
very we'll, you may be sure. He knows from
experience. Yes (she blushed and seemed a
little fustered), when after three years I
didn't make scenes any more it was because
had become indifferent AND tken we were
New-York tribune., 1921-09-25


La'u Brtt the fo,ni,y beast Of bwrden IN tho
heaeap Nome, ,elich 10 in Wurbfeton, is not
4sastfcred strong enough to scork uNyaUhere
else. So. ,c,thout 'cngc, she is permitted tc
;iy, consisting Of Mr. Dwieht Herbert Deacon
dentist ard justice Of the peace; Mrs. Ina
Deacon, L,tla's younger sister; Di Deacon, tche
is fuGy and eighteen (Ds is tho daughter Of Il
soifc early tose to, Mr. Deucon,, and Mononu,
the smallest Deacon. The,, there is Mrs. Bctt,
nsosher Of Lula and Imo, Dho has tantft1ns.
Mr.. Deacon announces that his brother, Ninian,
is ccmiNe from Oregon to see the family. MIN
tan a,r-vee ard meets Lutt FIRST chilc shs 10
baking pics in the kitchen. He at once grusps
her status IN the fassily and takes pains to pdy
her little attentions. He speaks Of risit to
the city, "to hepc dinner and take in sho,o.
The party consists Of Dwisht Deacon and
his acife Nininn aud Luls. At their after
thecter supper Lulu "tdkes dare" from Mn
ian AID repeats the marriage serriee, folloc-
ira Nin;on's lead. Lulu "tuhes" Ninian and
Niaidn I"takts" L,,ia. D,right Deacon, rccdit-
ina s4iddexly that he is a magistrate. passes
the erpcrt Judgment that "cictl marriages 90
onG that you tsro are tied as tight the
church could tie poat." The t,npromptu bride
and groom leave on the Wedding tour, Dw'ght
and ina returning home.
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S. 4

IN station an hour ahead of time
"A SAID Slmone, in an irritated tone,
as she took her seat in the car
hooert Pr1zale was afraid Of missing the
Ifa1n that ne had set his watch an hour ahead
and had hurried up their preparations for de-
parture.
DID we get here so much too soon?" he said
Slinone stamped her foot on the floor Her
charming little figure shook with indignation.
"Thats mans honesty for you And it's
the same with everything else"
AN Older couple climbed into the car and took
seats. Simone lowered her voice. but continued
the dispute, becoming aggressive that Rob
ert answered her sharply.
They had been married four years and had
quarreled thus three four times week on
an average. Slmone always opened hostilities
on one preteXt or another, generally trifing
for Robert rarely did anything to offend her.
very patient at first, he had tried to soothe
her, but without success. She became more eX-
asperated and savage, seeking to wound him,
and quickly succeeding in doing so. She had
an excellent weapon. She used to say that
he made her more unhappy than her first hus-
band had done, although she had separated
from the latter after very brief union Rob
ert knew this first husband slightly and the
memory thus evoked, awakened in him an in
tense jealousy. So he also became furious, and
the two exchanged biting words and unjust
reproachcs until exhaustion and Simone's tears
brought period of calm, followed by recon-
citation.
Simone. relieved and tranquilized then be-
came once mere the exquisite woman whom
Robert adored. The after-effects of their ouar-
reis were so delicious that he would not have
regretted the quarrels themselves had they
been little less violent and bitter But
slmons, when she was enraged, seemed so
odious and said such insulting things that he
= g"+'r,~s |nrhtnA ,rh~th~- ~.~ 'ovad him,