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Leonard May Be Weak.
Duejt0 Making Weight
Details of To-night's
Title Contest in Garden

Principals-Benny Leonard of New
York W. Richie Mitchell Of milwaukee,.
Title at Stake-Worid's lightweight
championship.
Wefxht-ls5 pounds at o'clock this
afternoon.
Purse : Leonard, $4,000; Mitchell.
SEQ, 900.
Promoted by the American COMMITTEES
for Devastated France, composed OF Otto
Il. Shulhof. chairman; Miss Anne Nor
gan, Louis 4. Stoddard and Col. Arthur
II. Woods.
Referee and Judges--To be selected be-
fore the main bout.
Estimated receipts, Sl75,0o0; estimated
attendance, 1900.
PrcIiminaries--Bobby Michaels vs.. john
ny Reisler, ten rounds; Billy MARROW vs..
frankie Godfrey, ten rounds; jack No
Clelland vs.. Jack Stone.
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Gen. Pershins May Attend.

Miss Anne Morgan, who is deeply in
in the movement for the relief
Of devastated France, sent an invitation
to Gen. Pershing to attend to-night's
bout. The General replied as follows:
General of the Armies, Washington,
January II. 1921.
Miss Anne Morgan, 219 Madison
avenue. New York City.
My dear Miss Morgan: Your very
cordial note of January Sth inviting
ME to an evening entertainment next
Friday at Madison Square Garden.
Is at hand and / thank you for re-
membering my great interest in
athletics. The invitation Is espe-
cially alluring as the proceeds are
to be used in continuing the splendid
work that has been SO far carried
on by the American Committee for
Devastated France.
was delighted TO see your picture
in the centre of an advertisement of
a prize fight at Madison Square
Garden, and not the least OF my
qualification Is that you are encour-
aging clean athletics by these men.
/ sincerely trust that the results will
be all that you expect, and have no
doubt they will be.
Wishing you again all of the hap
= piness. prosperity and success you
so richly deserve. I remain, as
always,
Yours very sincerely,
JOHN ]. PERSHING.
The International army. navy and 20.
lice bouts arranged by the Interna.
tional Sporting Club are to be staged
at the Hotel Commodore next Monday
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If the Champion Retains Vigor
He Should Defeat Richie
Mitchell.
BY CHARLES f. MATHIsoN.

Benny Leonard, worlds lightweight
champion, will tonight In Madison
Square Garden defend his title In a
fifteen round contest with Richie
Mitchell of Milwaukee. The fact that
the net proceeds will go to fund for
the relief of war torn France, coupled
with the pugilistic ability of the prin-
cipals, makes the event peculiarly inter-
estin3.
Leonard has proven that he is the
greatest champion of the lightweight
class since the days of Joe Cans. and
Mitchell. while once defeated by the title
holder. gave evidence of courage and
ability by returning to the line Of action
and battling successfully with the lead
ing 1856 Founders of America.
Comparing the work of the two boxers
in past years. the champions record
shows to much better advantage. In
stopping men of the calibre of Welsh,
yelling, White, Loughlin and others
Leonard has performed In a manner
superior to any OF the lightweights of
the present time.
Mtchers bouts with ropnotchers have
usually gone the limit, his knockout vic
Tins like Lew Edwards and Joe Ben
jamin not being formidable.
There is but one thing that can mill
tate against the chances of Leonard, and
that is the weight. 1t Is held that he
showed the weakening effects of making
1856 pounds In his bout with yelling. and
there are many who insist the champion
cannot fight with customary vigor at
that poundage. He insists that he can
do so, and points to his knockout of
Welling.
Mitchell is q better boxer than Well
ing. and as Leonard Is the only man to
stop the MilwauSean 1t would appear
that he is built for endurance. II
Leonard is affected by the weight
Mitchell will be a dangerous proposition.
butrif the champion Is at all vigorous he
should win without much trouble,
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HERMAN STOPS
WILDE IN 18TH
IN LONDON RING
American Knocks Britisher
Through Ropes B Times
i'm Final Round.
REFEREE ENDS THE FIGHT
Interferes to Save England's
Greatest Champion From Be-
ing Knocked Out.

Special Gable to THE NEW YoRK HERALp,
Copyright, 1891, BY THE NEW York HERAkp.
New York Herald Bureau,
London, Jan. l3.
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CHANEY-MARrrN FIGHT cANcELIEp.

.Apprentics allowances claimed.
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sILo: GREAT coNsERvER OF FEED

The silc affords new wa'' of pnt:
ting Ep feed in Montana. OF course
the system has been in vorue for q
great many years. but it only reeent-
" became a universal feed-a feed for
all classes of livestock. Originally 1t
was used almost exclusively for dairy
cows but now it is used for all classes
ef animals
We we'll remember when the system
was first introduced that the govern
ment stations turned it down. The re.
p6rt we saw of it was that a field of
corn cut and put up in a silo would go
but little IL any farther than it did
cured and put UP dry. Now. some CT
the stations tell us that 1t will nay to
take the cured corn fodder. and chop
1t up and pack it into silo. spray
ing it to make it pack. and also to
give the dry fodder a chance tc. go
through the fermenting process that
gives it the sauer kraut favor, which
animals become very fond Of
The first silos the writer ever saw
were on the Hevermeyer farm at Nav
Waw, n. j.. in February, 1854. There
were Gtwo or three pit silos about 20
feet In diameter. Tens of gravel in
casks were loaded in on ton of the
ensilage. It was then thought neces-
sery. to use the weight to make sure
of the silage keeping. Today the
weight has been observation-disclosures n.
Sutherlin in Rocky Mountain Husband
man, Great Falls, Montana.
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GASOLINE SALES TAX

Under the ruling OF Attorney Gen>
eral Rankin, the state will collect a
gasoline sales tax Of one cent a gal
Ion from January /. 1921. under a law
1921. The opinion applies also to coal.
cement and ether special taxes inn
posed at the last session. it was said,
and was given at the request Of State
Treasures ]. W. Walker.
Virtually all of the companies at.
5ected by the special tax protested
payment Of the tax for the period be-
tween January ! and March 5. assert
ing that the legislature had no power
to pass retroactive law" One ccm-
pany refused outright to pay for that
period. Payment Of many thousands
Of dollars hinged upon the interpreta-
tion Of the law.
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NOTICE OF SALE OF FUNDING
BONDS OF SCHOOL DISTRICT NO.
o.. POW DER RIVER COUNTY,
STATE OF MONTANA.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN. by the
Undersigned Beard of Trustees OF
10 O'clock 4. NJ. at the Pinto i POST
office, the said Board of Trustees will
trict No 81 IN an ame ea s net to ex.
coed $4,000 tTwo thousand four hun
dred dollars9. said bonds being in the
denomination Of $4,000 each. dated
payable on the 18TH day of August.
A. D. 194l. (nct to exceed 20 years.
and redeemable on the 18th day of
A Angus; A. D. 1922. or at any interest
of said School District No. 90, and
bearing interest at the rate of s per
cent per annum (not exceeding p.-
sued by said School District No. %
prior to the 3Oth day Of June A. D.
1921. such warrants being now out
The said bonds shall not be sold for
less than their par value. and the Board
or Trustees reserve the right to re-
{ect any and all bids and sell such
for the best interests of the District
or to effect an exchange OF said bonds
to take up such legal outstanding in
person or persons holding the war
rants of said District representing lust
claims against the said District, the
exchange to be made dollar for dol :
lar.
An bids other than by or on behalf
Of the State Board of Land Commits
sicners must be accompanied by a GER
tilted check in the sum OF $4,000 pay
able to the order of the understands
clerk. which VIII be forfeited by the
successful bidder in the event he shall
refuse to purchase the said bonds All
bids shall be addressed to the under
signed clerk of said School District at
Pinto, Montana.
G. r. SWOPE,
d. w. ROSS.
HI. F. RIGGS,
Trustees e School District No. 90.
ATTEST: ]. r. BIZ DELL.
Clerk. jys-jy2s
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NOTICE OF SALE OF PENDING
BONDS OF SCHOOL DISTRICT NO.
%, POW ID r n RIVER COUNTY,
STATE OF MONTANA.

NOTICE Is HERFay GIVEN :, the af
scheei bStrict No. IS q Powder River
ot August. A. s. 1881. at re hG 2,, Of I
place Of saie). the said Board Of
Trustees will sell Funding Bends Of
said School hoo District andet NG ne any
the sensninatioa Of $50. % each. dated
the 1st day Of July, A. p. 1921. and
payable Lea on the ast Gay C Sy ii a. a.
Of July. 4: D; 1891. or at any Interest
Of said senool District No. ana
cent per annum. payab4e semi-snnu
ally. for the funding Of eItstandi'ng
warrants issued by said School Dis
ing now outstanding and unpaid.
The said" bonds shalt not be sold
soad s's 81 tss va the st
reject any and all bids and sell such
bonds at private sale. II they deem it
Or to effect any exchange Of said
Bonds to take up such legal outstand-
ing Indebtedness by issuing the same
any o .a 9 ae
ing just claims against the said Dis
trict, the exchange to be made dollar
All bids, other than by or on be-
half of the State Board Of Land Com
missicners must be accompanied by a
certified check in the sum of $25O.0
signed clerk, which will be forfeited
BY the successful bidder in the event
he Shall refuse to purchase the said
bonds.
All bids shall be addressed to the
undersigned clerk of said School Dis
trict at Broadus, Montana.
A. J. HALEY,
ADAM BERNDT.
CARL SCHMIDT,
Trustees CT School District No. IS,
Powder River County. Montana.
Attest:
G. c. HOUsER.
Clerk. jyS-jy29
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STATE OIL ROYALTIES

Montana has $36.34S.54 coming from
37h per cent Of the royalties accru-
ing to the government from oil leases
on the public domain. according to fig
ures compiled at Lewistown by ice
Montgomery. register Of the United
States land office. and receiver in Hell
ena few days ago.
The whole sum due to the federal
government from the time the Cat
Greek field began to produce until
March was s96927S4. the figures shcw.
The months of April. May and June
do not appear in the totals.
So far, just one producing we'll Is
reported on state land. and that is
three miles north Of Mosby in Mus
selshell county.
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WOMEN CATCHING TT

Montana has 54s.ss9 population ac-
cording to the 1920 census OF this
number 299941 are males and 24S.94S
females. The 1910 census showed a
total population Of 37so53. with 226.-
S73 males and 149.1S1 of the weaker
sex During the last 10 years males
have increased 1922 per cent and fe-
les 6s9 per cent.
The distribution CT. the population.
according to cslor. in 1920. was as
follows White. 1920: NEGRO. L.
65S; Indian, 1886: Chinese. S72: Jap
anese 1914; all other, Filipino, Korean.
Hindu and Malay. 60
There are several hundred less NO.
groes. Japanese and Chinese in the
state than ten years ago
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TEACHERS RETIREMENT

At recent meeting ct the Teachers
Montana. 1t was decided to extend the
privilege of accepting the provisions Of
the law till Jan. l. 1922, to all teach:
ers employed in the tates at the time
of the passage of the law who may
have failed to accept it's provisions and
now desire to do so.
1t will be necessary fer such per-
per month for all time they have been
employed since March. 115. but also to
pay interest on the money which
should have been contributed during
these years.
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Coal 6-s-12 RE O3O097
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of the Interior, u S.
Land office at Miles City, Montana,
June 80, 1921.
Notice is hereby given that
NELLIE p. PALMER
of SelWay, Montana. who. on June
26th, 1916, made Homestead Entry, No.
03O097. for SEANEA. EhSEA. Section
8. Township 6-s.. Range 4S-E.. NJ P.
Meridian. has filed notice of intention
to make three year proof. to establish
claim to the land above described. be-
fore Bert Ccllinge, United States Com
missioner, at Selway. Montana, on the
22nd day of August. 1921.
Claimant names as witnesses:
tana: s. a. Bottles. of Selway, Mon.
tana: Bert Adamson. of Selway, Mon
tana: Wyatt Surgeon, of Camps Pass
Montana.
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DOES NOT IMPAIR THEM RIGHTS

G.. W: Myers register Of the y. 8.
Land Office at Miles City has received
circular letter from the General Land
your attention is Invited to the act
OF congress of March !, 1921, adding
SECOND proviso to the act Of April .,
THAT att tho aei ma GM asae Of a homestead
entryman to homestead entrywoman
after each shall have fulfilled tho re-
aulrements Ct the hCmes s law Tor
shall net impair the right Of either to
patent, but the husband shall elect.
under I'M rules and regulations prescribed
which Of the two entries the home
shall thereafter be made. and residence
thereon by the husband and wife shall
idence requirements upon each entry:
provided, that the provisiens hereof
shall aapply to existing entries; pro-
ton Of this act the terms 'entryman.
and 'entrywoman' shah be construed
to include bona fide settlers who have
complied with the homestead law for
| marriage
"2. The amended act applies to en-.
before or after it's date. and before or
after the date of the amendatory act;
to become entitled to its benefits, it Is
required that each Of the parties shall
have complied with the requirements OF
the homestead laws for not less than
ono year next preceding their mar.
t he usan rs NOT of the wy shat e ase
had an entry placed of record before
SO; The law confers upon the hus-
CT the two entries of the family shah
reside. His election must be supported
by the affidavits of both the parties,
the facts as to the residence. Cultiya-
ton, and improvements already had in
connection ,,e,nna .s therewith Only in cases
| in different districts will it be neees,
sary that the election and affidavits
| be executed in duplicate; then copies CT
Il. The local officers win make due,
notation of the filing of the election
on their records as to the entry or en-
| tries within their district, and will at
cnce forward the papers with their
recommendations, to the general land
office office which will promptly pass upon
claims are based en- settlement only.
they. will assign the current serial
number to the election unless a serial
number. has been therefore assigned to
"5.. Though the election be accepted
proofs on the entries will be submitted
necessary to show residence on the
selected homestead from approximate.
~ the date Of the marriage, and on
before that time az The act makes k mo no
change whatever in the requirements
as to cultivation or improvements. as
the case may be. or as to the neces-
sity of having a habitable dwelling on
the land; compliance with the home
stead law in these regards must be
shown as to each entry, precisely as
| though the marriage had not taken
place. In no case can proof be made
on a claim before an entry for the
land involved shall have been duly
placed of record in accordance with
an approved survey.
"If proof be made on the entry Sc
lected as the home before title to the
other is, earned: residence may never,
entry and credited to the ether. How.
ever. the act has no. application te
cases where the requirements of law
to one Of the entries prior to the mar
riage.''
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O42O51
Coal RE O42O5i
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Coal RE O42O57
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land office at Miles City, Montana,
July !. 1921.
Notice is hereby given that
ROSE L. PRICkETT.
of Powderville, Montana. who on No
vember 21st, 1917, made Homestead
Entry. No. 042o57. for sWA. W1asEA
SEA SEA-, Section 2. Township Is,
Range 52-E., NJ. P. Meridian, has filed
notice of intention to make three year
proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before Register and
Receiver, United States Land Office, at
Miles City, Montana, on the oath day
CT August, 1921.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Ethel McClurg. Henry A. McClurg,
John Thulesen, y. S. Rawlings, all of
Powdervifle, Montana.
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Coal RE O41640
NOTICE FOR REPUBLICATION

Coal RE O41640
NOTICE FOR REPUBLICATION
Department of the Interior, U. S,
Land Office at Miles City. Montana,
June q, 1921.
Notice is hereby given that
CATHERINE CLOSER,
formerly Catherine Marchwicki.
of Graham, Montana, who. on October
04164O, for Lots 1. 2, SWA NEA. SCI.
Section 3, Township SIS. Range 51-E.
NJ. p. Meridian. has filed notice of in
tentiOn to make three year proof. to
establish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before H. r. Straiton, Clerk
Of the District Court, at Brcadus
Montana. on the 22nd day of August
1921.
Claimant names as witnesses:
HI. Shisler, s. S. Baker. Q. C. Law
renee. r. II. Heaton, all of Kruger,
Montana.
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Coal RE 044S9S
NOTICE FOR PUBIICATION

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Ct the Interior. U. S.
Land Office at Miles City, Montana,
May Goth, 1921.
Notice is hereby given that
CHARLES II. HARMON,
of Brcadus, Montana. who, on Jan. Is,
1921, made Homestead Entry, No
O44s9s. for Lots l. 2, 5. 6, z. 8. II, 10,
Section IS, Township As, Range 50-E
NJ F. Meridian. has filed notice Of In
establish claim to the land above de-
scribed. before Register and Receiver.
United States Land Office, at Mil es
July, 1921.
Claimant names as witnesses:
A. G. Rrandes. of Broadus, Montana;
William Broaddus. of Miles City, Mon
tana; Bert Maynard, of Broadus, Mon
ta1sa.
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NOTICE OF CONTEST

Department Ct the Interior United
tana, June 80. 1881.
s az nsaes co1 Ms1 ss"se0f Bay Her'e'
You are hereby notified that orah
B., as his postoffice address. did on
d aSy e a al II ssts af s hi:
test and secure the cancellation Of
o3s112. made July IL. 1919: for 81 Of
Montana Principal Meridian, and as
grounds for HIS contest he alleges
that said homestead has not been re.
sided upon by said entryman and that
the same: that said situation has ex-
listed for a period Of more than six
mcnths last past, and that the absence
Of said entryman IL not due to service
the United States or the National
Guard OF any Of the several states.
You are. therefore. further notified
that the said ailssations viii be taken 1..s,,
be cancelled .without further right to
bs-heard. either before this office or
on appeal. II you fail to file IN this
FouRrH publicstion Of hi. notice. as
shown below. your answer, under
oath. specifically responding to these
allegations of contest. together with
your answer on the said contestant
either in person or by registered mail
You should state IN your answer the
name Of the post-office to which you
desire fotos nSsef M4 f Is sf Fes ts
N. A. BURKEY,. Attorney for Contest
ant. Broadus. Montana.
Date of 1st publication July s. 1921.
Date of End publication July Is. 1921.
Date Of srd publication July 22, 1921.
Date OF 4th publication July %, 1921.
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Oa1 RE 04965d
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Isolated TRACT

10ljIllC AAND SALE
Department of the Interior. u S.
Land office at Miles City. Montana.
June %, 1921.
Notice. is hereby given that. as d.
rected by the Commissioner of the
General Land office. under provisions
Of Sec. PASS r. s.. pursuant, tc the APP
Montana. Serial No. o1ee5o. we viii Of
fer at public sale, to the highest bid
acre, at 10 o'clock A. NJ, on the 25th
day Of August. 1921. next. at this Ct
Ace. the following tract. Of land: SEA
sEA Sec. 50: T. rs. R. 51.E.. NJ. F.
ance with, and subject to. the provi-.
sions and reservations Of the act Of
June %. 1910. (36 Stat, 5S3.)
The sale win not be kept open, but
will be declared closed when those
present at the hour named have
ceased bidding. The person making the
highest bid will be required to imme-
diately. pay to the Receiver the amount
thereof.
Any persons claiming adversely the
above. described land are advised to
file their claims, or objections, on or
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Coal 6-6-12 2-19-09 RE 029Os1
NOTICE FOR PUBLIC ATIQN

Coal 6-6-12 2-19-09 RE O29OS7
NOTICE FOR PUBLIC ALTON
Department .of the Interior. U. S,
Land office at Miles City, Montana.
June 80. 1921.
Notice is hereby given that
FRANK a. BURST,
Of Kingsley, Montana. who. on April
2lst. 1916. made Homestead Entry, No.
029es7. for Lots l, 2. 3. 4. Section 81.
ridian. has filed notice CT intention to
make three year proof to establish
claim to the land above described. be-
fore IT. r. Straiton, Clerk of the Dis
trict Court. at Broadus, Montana, on
the 22nd day CT August. 1921.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Al Waltz, Ed Gring. John A Gaar.
Henry kuhle. all Of Eroadus. Montana.
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Coal 12-29-16 RE O3OOr9 O43
NOTICE EAR l1lLRI. Ii Al,IAN

Coal 12-29-16 RE O3OOr9- O4399O
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior. y. s..
Land office at Miles City, Montana,
June 80, 1921.
Notice is hereby given that
MILES S. BROWN.
of Kingsley. Montana. who. on Oct.
13. 1917, July Is, 1919. made HID. and
Add. Hid. Entry. No. 030079- O43990. for
Sia Sec. 9. ElsNEA Sec. II. seq.
EA SWA, Section s. Township as.
Range 52-E., NJ. p. Meridian. has filed
notice of intention to make three year
proof, to establish claim to the land
above described before III. r. Straiton,
Clerk of the District Court. at Broadus.
Montana, on the 22nd day of August,
1921.
Claimant names as Witnesses
Hugh r. Wells. Ct Kingsley. Mon
tana: HI. Q. Boyes. Of Powdervihe ..
Montana: Clarence Schrunk. of Kings
ley. Montana: Irving ]. MeLain, of
Kingsley. Montana.
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DREAM VISION

A dream vision in which he saw the
spot where his fathers body lay. led
Raymond Everetts, age II. at Dicl<in-
SON D. to .na the The spot
atives. Tom Everetts.. the father. was
che of three section men who were
swept away and drowned by food
near Medora. The boy was so sure Of
the location and described it so wildly
that searchers finally gave him cred
once and accompanied him to the spot
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RULING on DEPUTIES SALARIES

I'm an spinion rendered at the re-
riey of Beaverhead county. Attorney
General w. d. Rankin holds that the
variouA boards of county commission
ers do mot have the power to fix the
salaries Of the deputies in county of
fees but do have power tc, limit the
number employed except that. the
board must keep within the maximum
number allowed by the statutes.
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4 FISH STORY

He had been fishing. but with bad
fishmongers shop and said to the
dealer, "John, stand over there and
throw. me five of the biggest of those
trout"
"Thow 'emc What fore asked the
dealer in amazament
Il want to tell the family I caught
'em. l may be poor fisherman, but
I'm no liar."-Tit Bits.