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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27

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ton Fssuts In any case TIE TRIBUNE suaran-
tsss to 1sy your msney baot upon request Ne rod
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27
THEM WAS THE DAYS

THEM WAS THE DAYS
Dear F. f. ": Will you please allow
the writer to take issue with the mem.
DRY of W. NJ. n. and also yourself. re.
garding dried apple pies? Well do !
recollect Bill Clough, the night he re.
cited the aforementioned in Durling's
Opera House. The words are indelible
in my mind. Permit me to quote it cor.
rectly, as follows
loathe abhor detest. despiss,
Abomlnate dried apple pies
I llke good bread: I like good meat
Or anything that's Mt to cat
But OF all poor grub beneath the skies
Tho poorest Is dried apple pies
The farmer takes his gnarliest fruit.
tbs wornly, bitter and hard. to boot
He leaves the huls to make US cough
And don't take half tho pcelings off.
Then on dirty string they're strung
And In the garnet window hung.
And there they serve Il roost for Mes
Until they're made up into pies
Tread on my and tell me lies.
But don't pass me dried apple pies.
On this same occasion, if you will re-
member, Pumpkin Duster' played the
doctor, borrowing DR.. Colfax's medicine
case and SO mixing up the bottles that
gosh, | guess he never was able TO
practice alter thatl A. l.. C.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27
The Coming ower
THE OPEN ROAD-1o21

Bill, lets take the road together,
Let us tramp the open way.
We will face the August weather;
Leave behind US yesterday
With Its load OF heavy sorrow.
We will seek horizons far,
Faces turning toward the morrow
(SQw-G-a-aki) Look out! Here comes a
car.
Tramping vagabonds, we two,
Leaving all our cares behind.
Winds are keen and skies are blue
(Honki SO mattery you guys bIind?)
Skies are blue as we have said,
Lightest hearts cur only Load,
AS we gayly forge ahead
(Toot-teoti Think ya own the road.)
Winds and clouds will be our mates
(Br-r-r ha-wooshi Va gol-darued
htckl)
We shall laugh at ell the fates-
Here's another Jump, Bill. Quick!
All the fates. then, to resume,
Cannot make us fret or bother;
Open roads are free from gloom
Climb that fence. Hero comes an
other!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27

The local Bolshev!ki continue to rise
from their breakfast tables and shout
Indignantly that there Is no famine In
Russia.
There! There OF course there ISN'T.
Tho bodies damm!ng the rivers are only
those Of foolish persons who insisted on
bathing too soon after eating.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27
Winds and clouds will BE- our mates

"Ain's It lucky" says Uncle Abimc-
lech Bogardus, Of Preakness, N. j.,
chat Mayor Hylan has proved he knows
30 darned little bout his own ad-
min 'stration?"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27

With Ireland and India and innumer-
able other uphcnvals on its hands. we
wonder If the British government doesn't
long sometimes for the dear placid
days of the Great War.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27


A lot Of ether improving and edify-
ing things happen between the pic
turesque covers of the September
American" in chemistry:
affable advice upon how to ride sue
cessfully updr the subway; character
studies of the wild beasts; some Sur
pnsIng Facts about Savings, and the
biography of ]. Henry Nortridge, who,
at the age Of thirty-two, was but a
house painter. and who now is prAsi-
dent OF the North Ridge Brush Com
pany of Freeport, Ill, and of whom it
is said by his biographer, Mr.. Albert
Sidney Gregg, that those who know
him best have no doubt that he will
succeed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27
MrMBrR OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
1he AsscaAted Press Is exclusively entitled to
TIRE use for republication o ali dispatches
credited to It Otherwise crcsuted in this
paper. aud aiso the local news o: spontaneous
cSfzin published hsr.dn
All fights OF republication Of AL Other matter
herein also are res efved.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27
Whirnsy

I've wanderers heart in Puritan
breast
And never the two shall leave me at rest.
My feet are for following far and away
And oh, would go-but my head bids
me stay.
And so, when I'm out on the unbeaten
track,
| cannot be happy until I am back.
Yet when I'm ut home, cry out to be
Again on the road with the wind blow
ing free
Just picture a crueler fate If you can.
A vagabond soul in a stay home man!
| wonder if, after my life has gone out.
III stay at home dead, or 20 wander
ing about?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27

Sung by the India Office:
Send them back. those British soldicr,
Send them back to Mandnlay.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27

"Scattergood Bats a Hook"-Clar-
ence Buddington Kelland relates in his
savory "hain't" and gimme" lingo hov
the willy Scattergood Baines circum-
vented rural intrigue in the Missouri
mountains, discounted the villages
young villain, and caused Martin and
Elsie to be married prosperously at
the end.
"Uncle Cy-Talented or Crazy7"-
Uncle Cy, according to Valma Clark,
was a sweet, small town eccentric, who
built doll houses for the little girls
and was therefore regarded by the po-
litical boss as unworthy to be postmas
ter. But Mr.. and Mrs. Laidlaw, jolly,
artistic, laughing young people from
New York, marooned in the hamlet By
tire trouble, found genius in his work
and caused him to become rich and
noteworthy.
Everything Is Possible~-A confess
sion by Isaac F. Marcosson, who is sole
and unparalleled among the inter
viewers, in which he admits the ways
and the means Of his success. Inscribed
upon Mr.. Marcosson's journalistic
banderole are the flaming words, "Per-
sistence," Nothing Is Impossible" and
inspired by those sturdy suspicious he
was enabled to talk for publication to
Sir James NJ. Barrie Sir Douglas Haig.
Lord Northcliffe, Standard Oil official.
James Lane Allen and other reticent
celebrities. The Bible, says Mr.. Mar
cosson, and Abraham Lincoln have
been his models for the simplicity Of
his style. The expose of his insidious
methods is illustrated by a picture Of
him, surrounded in his study bv auto
graphed photographs. He hasn't nearly
so many as Delysia has, but the in
scriptions upon the souvenirs are much
more formal
'You Can't Fool Your Other Sor'-
BY Mr.. Bruce Barton, who writes
honestly and entertainingly of psyche
analysis as he does Of everything else.
and who, by his likable personality.
causes you to surmise, though you
may not want to do so, that after all
there may be something in the thing.
His article is unique, among articles
on psycho-analysis, in that it does not
contain the word "Libido," the most
sinking and the most luscious of the
scientific substantives.
x
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27
GUARANTY

Entered a. tbs Postofaos At New York a Second
Class Mail Matter.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27

Owned by New York Tribune Inc. New York
Corporation Published daily. oStcn Reid. Pred
dut: G. Vernon Rogers. v!ce-prcedent: Helen
EoS-rs Reid Secretary; r t. Mssrold Treasurer
Address. Tribune Building. IA Nassau Street. Now
York. Telephone. BceSmsn 5000
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27

Some Of the Most Attractive Are Doing
the Boss's Work
They're not by the mountains,
They're not by the sea,
Perchance they have flown to some bum
mer cline.
But try, F. F. ",
To whisper to mo
Where the young men go In the summer
time.
ADELE.
AFTER the number Of persons we've
evicted In the last few weeks" say the
gouging landlords, otis foolish to talk
OF housing shortage"
Signs Of the Times
In the window Of Brooklyn store:
LADIES' HOSE
Going Out of Business.
LADIES' WAISTS
Going Out Of Business.
Observed by ". P. II. In a Hoboken
ferry smoking cabin
GENTLEMEN WILL PLEASE
NOT OCCUPY SEATS TO
THE EXCLUSION or LADIES.
Wonder what Mexico will swap for
West Viroinfa7
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27
1t was our recollection that Herbie

1t was our recollection that Herbie
Cornelius recited the lyric in question.
But we know that it wasn't DR.. Colfax's
medicine case that pumpkin Buster"
employed that commencement night. 1t
was DR.. Hawes''s, and the first line the
sterling actor said after he was pushed
out Of the wings onto the stage in IL
state Of near-strangulation was:
"Good evening, Miss Polly. How is
our patient?'
Dear, dear, what lot Of promise he
showed, twenty years ago!
The SIM Fem seems to have returned
fiat "No' to Lloyd George, with rescr-
vations.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-27

Wonder what Mexico will swap for
West Virginia.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
MEMORIAL DAY
PROCLAMATION ISSUED
BY PRESIDENT
President Warren G. Harding Issues
His First Proclamation Calling
To Celebration OF Memo.
rial Day.

Washington, May, 4. President
Warren G. Harding issued his first
proclamation today calling the people
of the nation to a celebration Of Me-
mortal Day on May Goth, The procla-
nation follows
Whereas, This nation has been con-
ceived in prayer and devotion by men
and women, who were moved, under
God, to found a nation where princi-
pies of right should form the lasting
cornerstone; and
"Whereas, These principles, pur-
chased at the price of great sacrifice
have been fostered by worthy pos
terity; and
"Whereas, The great war has lately
laid its costly demands upon our land
now
therefore. |, Warren G. Harding
President of the United States, dc
thereby proclaim Monday, the thirtietf
day of May, a day already freightet
with sacred and stimulating memories
a day of publ cmemorial | invite m!
fellow citizens fittingly to pay HON
age on this day to noble dead whit
sleep in homeland, beneath the sea o
| In foreign fields so that we, who sur
vive. might enjoy the blessings o
Ipeace and happiness and to the EN-
THAT liberty and justice, without whtcI
no nation can exist, shall live for
ever"
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
ALLOWED UNTIL WEDNESDAY
TO BRING CASH TO COURT

Louisville. KY. The dead line
set by Judge Walter Evans for attor-
neys for Ethel Appel to appear in
court with $5,4O0. found the lawyers
present with $500 and a plea for
more time in which to secure the bal
ance. The case was continued until
Wednesday. Mrs. Appel is alleged to
have sold a stock of merchandise for
S.. 400. representing It to be unencum-
bered. Petitioning creditors are seek
ing this amount as necessary to cover
outstanding debts. Both Mrs. Appe
and her husband, alike Appel. wert
arrested on charges of obtaining
money under false pretenses.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
For County Commissioner.

The public Ledger is authorized to
announce MIR. SCOTT FLETCHER as
candidate for COUNTY COMMITS
SIONER of Mason county, subject to
the action of the Republican primary,
August 9th.
The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce MIR. NJ. ]. FLARITY as a
candidate for COUNTY COMMISSION
Err of Mason county, subject to the
action of the Democratic primary
August 9th.
The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce MIR. EDWIN BYERS as a
candidate for COUNTY COMMISSION
Err. of Mason county, subject to the
action of the Democratic primary
August 9th
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
INTERESTING SPEAKER
Is HOBO KING
HERE ON FRIDAY
Jeii Davis, Who Speaks Here Friday
Night Is One of the Nations
Best Speakers.

The following press comments on
jeff Davis, the Hobo King, who will
speak in interest of the Salvation
Army at the Band Stand in Market
street on Friday evening, will give the
public an idea of what they may ex-
pect to hear:
New York Evening Mail. - By Zoe
Beckley, special writer. jeff Davis,
King of Hoboes, is born BIO kid. jeff
has the quality Of personal magnetism
lmagnifed to the tenth degree. He is
wiry little chap, with finely formed
features, bright brown eyes and nice
gold tooth in a lawful that appear
we'll deitifriced. He talks all over.
His hands talk. His eyes talk, His
gestures are electrical. The magnetic
JEFF is full of ideas; born organizer,
manager, leader Of men. He could sell
an oil painting to blind man and
convince a corporation lawyer that he
couldn't "cor."
,Los Angeles, Calf, Tribune. - A
philosophical man, a student Of hui
man nature, economics and political
economy, a man of the world and up
litter of humanity is JEFF Davis. King
of Hoboes, now visiting Los Angeles.
Akron, Ohio, Times. jeff Davis
King of Hoboes, looks like a fellow
who might claim to be tile presiden
of a big bank without arousing suspi
cion.
Elimira N. Y. Rotal Club - One o
the biggest surprises at the regular
weekly luncheon of the Elmira Rotar.
Club was JEFF Davis, King Of Hoboes
who gave a most enjoyable address OF
, "The Value of Smile"
New York Morning Telegraph-Jef
Davis, King Of Hoboes, was one Of tn
speakers. He made a clever, humorou
r and witty Grafton whlch ehterIaihe
his listeners and kept them smilin
| the whole time he was speaking.
, Hudson Observer - Hoboken Ne'
r Jersey - JEFF Davis, famous the worl
over as King of Hoboes, delivered
fine address last night toa large aud
r ence in Emerson High School auditor
! ium. His witty illustration and funn
q stories had the audience in an uproa
q while at the same time he was preach
ing a powerful sermon on patriotism.
The Jersey Journal - JEFF Davi
;. King of Hoboes, is far more intel
d esting speaker than might be expecte
: New York Evening Telegram -Je
y Davis is a real hobo. His title of Kin
Of thcm all is no empty one. He rule
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05

a following of half million men and
he has earned the right by a lifetime
of vagabondage in which he has out
boed the best of them. He is a char
acter. He is the most successful hobo
/ nthe world. II he had chosen almost
any other occupation he undoubtedly
would have been a success at that as
we'll. He is thirty-five years old, but
ecept for very pronounced lack, OF
hair on the top of his head he might
easily pass for ten years less thar
that. He is slight, little below me-
dunn height, has peculiarly bright
steely brown eyes and in appearance
looks little like the hobo though he is
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
PARENTS FORSAKE EGGS.

The megapodes or Mound Birds Of
the East Indies, Australia, and other
islands Of the Eastern Seas do not re-
sort to incubation to bring forth their
young, says the American Forestry
Magazine. They either bury their
eggs in the ground, something after
the fashion of an alligator, or lay
them on the bare ground, an dthen,
industriously scratching, they heap
over them an enormous mound Of
earth, leaves, dry sticks, and frag-
ments Of rotten wood-sometimes al
most as much as a CARLOAD Of such
materials. Neither Of the parent birds
ever sees the egg or eggs again, the
progress Of Matching being left to the
heat of the SUM- But what is still
more singular, when the young are
born their plumage is complete, and
they are otherwise highly developed
OF they go, as soon as they can made
their way out of the mound, and none
OF them ever sees Its parents.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
For Sheriff.

The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce CHARLES SLACK as a can
didate for the Democratic nomination
for SHERIFF of Mason county at the
approaching primary election.
The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce W. A. DOWNING of the
Lewisburg precinct, as candidate for
the Democratic nomination for SElER-
lF'F of Mason county at the approach
ing primary election.
The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce MIKE BROWN as a candi-
date for the Democratic nomination
for SHERIFF of Mason county at the
approaching August primary.
The Public Ledger is authorized tC
announce CAREY NJ. DEVORE as q
candidate for SHERIFF of Mason
county subject to the action of the
Republican voters in the August pri
mary
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05

l continued using it until had taken
eight bottles. Now / am very well and
can do my own homework. l can gladly
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's medicine
to suffering women. Mrs. BERTHA
LIERNG, R. F. D., Ravenswood, W. Va.
The ordinary day of most housewives
is a ceaseless treadmill of washing,
cooking, cleaning, mending, sweeping,
busting and caring for little ones. How
much harder the tasks when some de-
pangement of the system causes head
aches, backaches, bearingdown pains
and nervousness. Every such woman
should profit by Mrs. Liering's expert
ence. Remember this, for over forty
years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been restoring health.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
For Circuit Clerk.

The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce JAMES B. KEY as candi-
date for the Democratic nomination
for CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT
of Mason county at the approaching
primary election.
The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce CHAS. B. HOLLSTEIN as a
candidate for the Democratic nomina-
ton for CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT
COURT of Mason county at the ap-
preaching primary election.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
FOREST WEEK Is MAY D..

People living near the woods or
travelling through them should know
who these men are and how to reach
them Just as in IA city they should
know where the nearest fire alarm
bon is and how to use it, says the
American Forestry Association in a
Forest Protection Week bulletin. Pres
ident Harding proclaimed this week
to be May 22. DO you know who youi
local forest firewarden IS?
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
BIRDS IN THE DARK.

Not a few birds practically rear
their nestlings in the dark, says the
American Forestry Magazine. Well
known examples of this are seen. in
sand-martins and king-fishers-birds
that dig, scrape out, long burrows
in banks, and lay their eggs at the far
thor end of them.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
For lax Commissioner.

The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce STANLEY BRADY as a can
didate for the Democratic nomination
for TAX COMMISSIONER of Mason
county at the approaching August pri-
mary.
The Public Ledger is authorized tc
announce w. f. STEELE as candi-
date for the Democratic nomination
for COUNTY TAX COMMISSIONERS
at the approaching primary election.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
For Police Judge.

The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce HARRY c. CURRAN as a
candidate for JUDGE OF THE PO-
LICE COURT of the city Of Maysyille
in the approaching November election.
The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce JOHN L. WHITAKER as a
candidate for reelection to the Office
of JUDGE OF THE POLICE COURT
of the city of Maysville in the Novem-
her election.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
For Chief of Police.

The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce MR.. CHARLES ROHMIL-
LER as a candidate for the office OF
CHIEF OF POLICE of the city of
Maysville at the November election.
The Public Ledger is-authorized to
announce HARRY A. ORT as a candi-
date for CHIEF OF POLICE Of the
city of Maysville in the approaching
November election.
The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce PAT RYAN as a candidate
for the office of CHIEF OF POLICE OF
the city of Maysville in the approach
ing November election.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05

anu NATURALIZATION oo
that | was not able
to do my homework.
/ consulted several
doctors but nom
seemed to give me
relief. / read in a
paper about Lydia
+. PinMam's Vege-
table Compound 30
Il decided to try it,
and before the first
bottle was gone l
found orraat roliaf On
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05

Don't give the baby patent medicine,
II you feel you must use advertised
remedies try themon yourselff, or bet
ter still, on the dog. Let your family
doctor attend to the baby.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

The Public Lsdger's charge for po-
litical announcements are: For dis
trict offices, SIS; county offices, $40;
city offices. IS. Candidates will please
boar In mind that the rule is CASH
with order for insertion.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
For City Clerk.

The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce MR.. r. B. ADAIR as a can
didate for reelection to the office Of
CITY CLERK at the approaching No
yember election.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
New 'Y0l:k
Letter
BY
Lucy Jeanne Price

New York. - Edward Roche Hardy,
twelve-year-old prodigy Of Columbia
University, is the happiest boy in the
freshman class. All because he is still
sore in every muscle from some rough
treatment he got few days ago
Young Hardy defied the sophomore
rule against freshmen wearing neck
ties that were not either black or
green. A class riot was the result, in
which the sophomores triumphed over
the first year boys to the extent and
kidnapping the prodigy and bearing
him away for discipline. He was
blndfolde, thrown into a taxi, and
locked in a safe deposit vault over
night oh! all the thrills dear to a
freshman's heart were his! And his
happy grin hasn't faded since! He's
now zone of the boys" And he was
afraid he never would be- His youth
and the publicity given his remark
able mental achievement would be too
much too live down. he felt despair
ingly sure. "Sall right" he declared,
in un-prddigy-like English. I'm
strong for this rough stuff"
Tan hDurc dow iSp't a minntp tOO
much to work-if one is hale and
hearty and 1O5 years old. SO says
James Murray, gGtekeeped at Trinity
Cemetery. For sixty years he has held
the job, and has rather got in the habit
of 1t, so it has never occurred to him
to give 1t up or ask to be retired fol
age
"Bite-bars" are the latest. They are
lust quick lunch counters, but because
so many of them are transformed
bars. New York has given them tht
more reminiscent name. 1t likes thu
sound of it better,
Scene shifting by means of light in
stead of husky shoulders is soon tt
be the fashion, in at least three New
York theaters. Nicolas de Lipsky
Russian artist, has taken the long
known fact that light of certain color
will wipe out certain other colors, am
has applied it with remarkable results
Two designs are painted on the sam
canvas. each in colors which may b
eliminated by the light of the othe
colors. Both designs are visible un
der ordinary white or mixed light an
appear as confused mass of line
and color. Under the proper colore
light, however, the colors Of one be
come invisible and those of the othe
take on ned shades and appear vivit
ly. Madame Pavlowa danced, in cor
sequence, the other evening, in tn
room of a palace and then in the gal
de noutside without ever a scene b'
ing shifted; just an instantaneor
change If lights. The idea has bee
snapped up by Huga Reisenfeld of IL
Rivoli, Rialto and Criterion theatel
and will be developed there by de Lii
sky in all its possibilities.
It's difficult to get over the idea
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1921-05-05
For MAYOR.

The Public Ledger is authorized to
announce THOMAS NJ. RUSSELL as a
candidate for reelection to the Office
Of MAYOR Of the city Of Maysville in
the November election.