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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-03-11
CHANCE TO EAT REINDEER
growers.

growers.
Washington, Mar. Rapid
growth Of the Alaskan reindeer indus.
try. predicted soon to be the terri.
tory's chief production. may aid IN
reducing costs OF meat in the
United States. agriculture depast-
ment officials said today. Consider
able quantities Of the meat already
have been SHIPPED, It was said despite
high shipping rates. Low production
costs overcome much of the trans
portation losses. officials said.
Quality of the meat ia said to be
somewhat better than venison and
very similar in flavor.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-03-11
NOTICE

All desiring TO vote on Tuesday
may call Phone 1900 or aOe for free
transportation TO tho poles.
Respectfully.
ii.1t. BEN PHILLIPS.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-03-11
Defeat BY Lynch
EXpeNsiUe Affair
For Pete Herman,
By HENRY u. FARRELL

BY HENRY l.. FARRELL
Omitted Press Staff Correspondent
New York, Mar 9.--Pete Herman
lost all the way around when he
took on Joe Lynch recently in Madi-
son Square Garden.
The wee Italian not only lost his
bantamweight championship. but
dropped wad of money when he
went to London to meet Jimmy
Wilde. That Wilde-Herman affair
was farce financially and nearly
put Promoter Rube Welch out of
business.
Neither Herman nor Sam Goldman,
his manager, had much to say CON
cerning money matters when they
returned to America. Goldman, how-
ever, let it be known that he was
holding a check that was no good.
Welch's side of the story appears in
a London paper of recent date is
very interesting and very frank.
In a letter he says:
when signed Pete Herman up
in America, agreed to give him a
sum in dollars amounting to about
1000 pounds. He was then bantam.
weight champion of the world and
it was understood between us that
he was not to engage in any contest
involving the worlds title before
meeting Jimmy Wilde here. When I
got to England cabled him $4,000
to cover the expense to this country
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-03-11
NOTICE

For the first time In more than
three years am now In position
to give all my time and attention
to my practice. can always be
reached by calling one of the fol
lowing phones. Office AL. residence
527. Cottage hospital 20. S-tf
DR.. w. S. coRBiN.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-03-11

Prices of farm products have shown
price decline of 81 per cent since
November, 1919.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
Funeral Of George Fred Messer

The funeral Of the late George Fred
Messer was held Friday afternoon
from his late home at 10 Spruce street.
Rev. A. Francis Walch. pastor Of the
Winthrop Street Universalist church.
conducted the services. The service
was from the I. O. o. F. ritual. The
bearers were from the Masonic order
and were Eugene l.. Trott, Arthur E.
Mason, Eugene Manning and Charles
Lane. The late Mr.. Messer was af-
fliated with the Bethlehem Lodge of
Masons and the Asylum Lodge of Odd
Fellows. Among the flowers was a
large pillow from those employees of
the Standard Oil Co. who are Masons
and the employees Of the Standard Oil
Co. who are Odd Fellows ALSO pre-
scented q floral wreath. A basket of
flowers from the A. & X. employees,
where Mr.. Messer was formerly en-
ployed. was included in the many
beautiful offerings. Pillows from the
Asylum Lodge and the Bethlehem
Lodge were included as we'll in the Of
ferings. The interment was at Mount
Pleasant cemetery. Among the out-of.
town people present were Mr.. and Mrs.
Levi Mosher Of Rome. Mr.. and Mrs.
Jay Clark Of Smithfield. Alton Rowe Of
Smithfeld, Arthur Wilds Of Rome,
Lawrence Clark Of Pennington.
Charles Estes of Oakland, Chester
Messer Of Portland, Mr.. and Mrs. Will
liam Estes of HalIowell, Mr.. and Mrs
Charles of Hallowell.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
ADJUSTMENTS
"The He'll Diggers"
Reid's New Picture

When 1.-THE Hell Diggers" comes 10
the Colonial Theatre today picture
fans will be fascinated, no doubt, by
the wonderful machines whose nick
name has given the title to the pic
ture. These are enormous gold
dredges used in certain sections Of
California for scooping up the earth
with its precious contents.
When Wallace Reid, the star in this
Paramount picture, went on location
to work in close proximity to the
dredges, he was nightly impressed
by the strange, almost lifelike quail
ity of the monster engines.
"They made me think" he said aft
erward, 'of those strange creatures
from Mars, Of which H. c. Wells told
in THE War Of the Worlds" and yet
they are nothing like them. But they
seem human--or superhuman-and
their power and capacity are unbe-
lievable. No one could help being
impressed, yet they appealed to me
as the creations of some imaginative
writer's dreams-things the like OF
which was never seen on land or sea"
There is a charming love story in
which Lois Wilson is the girl. Frank
Urson directed and the story is by
Byron Morgan, who made a close
study Of the 'hell diggers" and be-
lieves they offer an unique quality
for motion picture drama.
Wallace Reid has virile role, as
superintendent of the work at the
mines. Others in the cast include
Alexander Broun. Frank Leigh, Lu-
Glen Littlefield, Clarence Geldart and
Bud Post 1.-THE tallest man in the
| movies"
And on the same bill for today.
Shadow of Suspicion" dandy two
reel Western drama, the Pathe COM
edy Law and Order will make you
sit up and take notice. and the Pathe
Review will open the show at 2.15,
500 and 500 o'clock.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
"Doug''s" Latest
Packs Them In

1.-THE Nut, "Douglas Fairbanks fifth
production for the United Artists, did
draw big crowds at the Opera House
yesterday. where it is playing for the
last times today. The manner in
which lover gums up his courtship
because of his overzealousness is
proving one of the most popular plot
foundations upon which a photoplay
has yet been built. r
Another feature that has developed
. favorable comment is the conviction
conveyed in the representations of
Lincoln, Grant, Napoleon and Tom
Thumb. The wealth of sympathy
that the hero wins for himself as
hard luck lover stamps douglas
Fairbanks as an actor of great abil-
ity. He gives to the role fof eccentric
inventor an Interpretation that has
won him many new worshippers.
A good surrounding program and
the Opera House orchestra, makes
this one Of the best week end bills
shown at this theatre for many
day.-Ady.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

coming year as follows: Col, c. =.
Jones Of Slsowhegan; Lieutenant Col.
X. A. Withee Of Norridgewock; ria
jor. c. c. Hartwell of Madison: chap
lain. Cephas Walker Of --adison; ad-
jutant. S. F. Emerson Of Skowhegan:
quartermaster. Amasa Gregory Of
Madison. After short discussion it
wa voted to hold meetings in June
ana September. of each year instead
of every three months. Members who
were reported to have died since last
meeting here were, Manley Quimby
Of Skowhegan; 7. ]. Spearin Of North
Anson; J. N. Given of Cornville; J..
W. Jewctt Of Skowhegan; o. D. Wit
tum OF Scion; Charles w. Crymble Of
North Arson; George w. Patten of
Pittsfield; w. F.. Quint and Frank
Berry Of North Arson. S. F. Emer-
son, W. Fl. Mckinney. and c. c.
Hartwell were appointed committee
on resolutions. A baked bean dinner
was served in the 10. o. F. banquet
hal lat the noon hour by the women
OF the G.. A. r. Circle. The afternoon
session was called to order at 100
O'Clock and there was short bus
mess session. After the business ses-
sion there was a musical and literary
program. The order of exercises was:
Speech Of welcome, Rev. E. B. Tet-
ley; response for the association. S.
F. Emerson; short speeches by Judge
Charles o. Small, Major Fogler, Rev.
William Wood and several Of the vet
Grams. There were also several mu-
steal numbers which were much ap-
preciated.
A delightful surprise was given to
Mr.. and Mrs. George Rushworth
Thursday evening at their home on
Weston avenue, by company. OF 30
friends the occasion being their IS
wedding anniversary. Mr.. and Mrs.
Rushworth attended the movies and
on their return home and turning on
the lights were much surprised to
find the party comfortably seated.
The evening was passed in a very
pleasant and informal social manner.
Mr.. and Mrs.. Rushworth were pre-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
MADISON
Somerset Veterans and Ladies
Meet-Surprise Mr.. and Mrs.
RushwOrth on 35th Anniver-
coHHy

The annual meeting of the Somer-
set county Veterans Association and
Ladies' Auxiliary was held Thurs
day in the X. P. hall in the 7. o. o.
F. block. There were II veterans
present from Norridgewock, North
Arson. Skowhegan and Madison. AL
though the ranks are considerably
thinned from last year, cheerfulness
was the dominant note Of the gather
ing and with the stories of the Gays
Of the Rebellion the youthful spirits
Of the old days seemed almost to re-
turn. The forenoon session was call
ed to order at 1915 o'clock by Col.
Jones and the roll call showed the
following officers present: Col. Char
les Folsom Jones; Lieutenant Col. c.
c. Hartwell; Chaplain, Cephas Wal
ker. and Adjutant S. +. Emerson.
Following prayer by Rev. E. B. Tet-
ley came the annual reports of the
officers. officers were elected for the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
Alice Joyce in Film
Adapted From Novel

1.-THE Inner Chamber" which will
be shown at the Colonial theatre on
next Monday is an adaptation of
Charles Caldwell Dobie's famous
novel, "The Blood Red Dawn" 1t
presents Alice Joyce in the type of
role in which she is at her best, a
story of social life in which the hero
inc encounters both poverty and af-
fluence. She is beset by unscrupu-
lous social enemies, but rises above
all obstacles and difficulties.--Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
Meig'han Is Well
SUPPORTED

All of the members Of the support
ing cast of 1.-THE Frontier of the
Stars" Thomas Meighan's new Par
amount picture which comes to the
Opera House next Friday and Satur-
DAY, are well known professionally.
Leading the list is Faire Binney, sis
ter of the Realart star, Constance
Binney, who is Mr.. Meighan's lead
ing woman.--Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
FARM BUREAU NOTES

A very successful community
planning meeting was held at Oak
land Thursday. Clarence A. Day,
county agent was present at the ses-
sion. This is the first of the season.
each community to hold one at some
later date. The Oakland Farm Bu-
reau planned to do the following
work the coming year: Ten sweet
corn accounts will be kept: a certi-
fed seed oat center will be started:
they will carry - lime demonstra-
lions: four manure supplement dem
onstrations; two demonstrations in
potato spraying; conduct q silage
corn campaign; conduct an orchard
pruning campaign: pruning DEM
onstration and q grating meeting;
conduct poultry campaign and
have a poultry culling demonstra-
ton; establish two alfalfa tests. Two
members will try Hubana clover,
a new brand of sweet clover which
originated in Alabama and which
has been highly advertised as
splendid kind. An orchard spraying
will be started. The Oakland COM
munity committee is o. L. Buck
nam, chairman; E. P. Oliver, live
stock: M. I. Knight, crops: r. e.
Dudley, poultry; T. A. Robinson, or
chards; G.. E. Wheeler. accounts.
The Oakland Farm Bureau already
has nearly completed its membership
quota. This Farm Bureau is about
to make up an order for several
hundred apple trees to be purchased
under the community planting plan.
Last spring they bought 90 tons of
lime and they also plan to buy the
lime again in carloads. NJ. I. knight
was appointed to look after 1t.
The plan for the cooperative pur-
chase Of apple trees is finding favor
among our members.
You will recall that the plan was
to enable people wishing to set apple
trees to buy thrifty trees true to
name and free from disease at rea-
sonable price. Persons wishing to
purchase should place their orders
with their local orchard leader who
will see that they are forwarded to
the Maine Fruit Growers Exchange.
Trees are to be shipped c. o. d. or
sight draft.
Orders will be taken only for
number one trees Of the following
varieties, Williams, Macintosh,
Gravenstein, Wealthy, Wolf River,
Baldwin, Northern Spy. r. I. Green
ings.
No orders will be accepted by the
Exchange for less than 200 trees.
This requirement can be met in COM
munitics where there are men wish
ing less than that number by pooling
orders. a.-
The orchard leaders or men who
have been chosen by the community
committees to take orders are f.
J. Shepard. Albion; F. w. Damren,
Augusta: C. Fl. Chandler, Belgrade:
l.. E. Ames. Benton: Wayland Jones,
China: J. f. Crossman, South China:
w. r. Taylor, Farmingdale; r. F.
Parlin, Fayette; H. Il. Woodland,
Litchfield: J. L. Hunt, Manchester;
w. E. Reynolds. Monmouth: w. Y.
Chase. Mt. Vernon: T. A. Robinson,
Oakland: A. c. Russell, Readfield: E.
c. Ballard, Vassalboro: F. r. Eaton.
Vienna; c. II. vigue, Waterville: H.
N. Merrill. Windsor: c. H. Drum
mond, Winslow: F. II. Taylor, Win
throp; E. B. Spear, East Winthrop.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

Mr.. and Mrs. William e. Petersen
Of Windsor are the proud parents Of
seven-pound baby boy born Wednesday
morning. The young man has been
named William Royal. Mrs. Petersen
was formerly Miss Florence E. Brown
| il Chelsea.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

Donald Hubert will resume his du-
ties next week at the Bilodeau shoe
store, after a several weeks enforced
vacation due to illness.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
Smell and IL erecting a new Office on
the Lougee lot on Depot street.
vassaIboro Granus

vassa!boro Grange officers for 1922:
Master. Everett S. Coombs: overseer,
Ernest Leach; lecturer, Mrs. Kate
stilson: steward. Arthur Pope; asst.
steward. Albert Clifford; chaplain.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

Herbert Head, superintendent OF
track on the Augusta division Of the
A. & X. railroad. Is taking two weeks
vacation and his place IL being taken
by o. F. Tilton.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
scented with a substantial token Of

Sented WITH SubstaHtIaI tUKeH OF
the esteem Of their friends by Rev.
William Wood. Refreshments Of ice
cream, cake and waters were served
and the company broke up at a. late
hour wishing Mr.. and Mrs. Rush
worth many more years Of happiness.
G. L. Sleeves has recently purchas-
ed the real estate business Of G. w.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

J. B. Farrell, who has been sick
since last Sunday, has so far recovered
that he was able to be at the store for
a short time both Thursday and Fri
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

L. S. Foss Of this city. who left Tor
the South where he will pass the WIN
ter. has arrived at Tampa, Fla. this
being his second winter there.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

Mrs. Sadie Rand; treasurer, p
Marden;. secretary. F. D. Rand; g
keeper. Herman Massee; Ceres, NJ ~
Eta Wilson: Pomona. Mrs. nv
Davis; Flora. Mrs. Nellie Little. =
asst. steward, Maud Weber; ineD
Der OF executive committee, L..
Marden. Next meeting all day "
sion. Dec. GOTH. ~
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

The annual forty-honr devotional.
service is now being held at the 81.
Augustine church.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

Captain Picard OF the Lewiston Pc
lice department was business vlsltor
in this city Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

/ Arthur e. winslow of Waterville
was a business caller Friday in this
city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
Funeral of Gertrude Poulin

The funeral Of Gertrude Poulin was
held Friday morning at o'clock from
st, Augustine's church. Tho inter-
ment was in st. Augustine cemetery.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
AUGUSTA LOCALS

Miss Lettie Burnham Is connneo u
her home on Murray street by illness.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10
LOCAL NOTICE

The Girls Club will omit their
regular supper tonight but will re-
open Monday in their own building
and serve dinner as usual.
dec10d1t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-12-10

Imperial Lodge. No. 2. D. of H.,
will hold a sale Of aprons. fancy arti-
cles- and cooked food Dec. 10 at the
Handy Shop. State street. dec9-1O
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-11-18
Stories of
Great Scouts
By ELMO SCOTT WATSON
&c. 1921. Western NewspaPer unionl
BEN CLARK, WHOM THE INDI.
ANS CALLED NILE NO-TO-WAH."

When General Clusters Fighting
Seventh charged down upon Chief
Black Kettles Cheyennes on the
Washita TO the tune of "Garryowen"
hat cold November morning In 1858,
II his side rode q man whom the In
jians recognized, and they. shouted to
each other Look out for Red Neck
Hes a dead shotl'
Clark played an important part In
Clusters campaigns that year, but Ills
most valuable services were performed
rs scout for Gen. Nelson Miles In
he war with the Cheyennes, Arapa'
aces, Comanches and Kiowas in 1874.
His greatest feat was his part In the
| .escue Of the Germaine sisters, two
little white girls who had been cap
ured when their parents were MUIR
iered by raiding Cheyennes In their
| Kansas home.
Two of the girls, Adelaide and Julia
Sermalne, were recaptured from the
! Cheyennes when Lieut.. Frank Bald
win struck the camp of Chief Gray
Beard so suddenly that the Indians
Juu IlO CliuHCe W NIL thci ptiSohSAos
rs they usually did. The girls In
formed General Miles that two Of
heir sisters, Catherine and Sophia
tiermaine, still were held by another
band of the Cheyennes.
Ben Clark Immediately set out to
discover where they were. After q
ong search he found that they were
II the camp of Chief Stone Calf. Cen
sral Miles secured photograph OF
Julia and Adelaide and on the back
| If II he wrote message to the other
| sisters telling them that every effort
vas being made to rescue them. He
gave this message to friendly In
ian who visited Stone Calls camp
End, unobserved by the Indians,
| slipped 1t into the hand Of one of the
girls.
The general next sent a message
TO Stone Calf, demanding his surren-
Ter and telling him that no mercy
would be shown his warriors unless
he Germaine girls were brought to
the nearest army post alive and un-
harmed. In short time Stone Calf
same in to the Cheyenne agency, sur.
'endered his white captives and all
| four sisters were reunited. Ben
Jlark's scouting had not been In vain
When the Cheyennes were finally
subdued, Clark settled down at Fort
Reno. Okla, with them. He became
their interpreter In al their dealing
With the white men, and the Chey
ennes came to honor "Red Neck" as
much as they had feared him wher
ne was fighting against them. Later
ne was custodian Of old Fort Reno
and when he died few years ago
after more than 80 years in the gov
eminent service. his passing wal
mourned by white and red men alike
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-11-18
DIR. w. F. CARVER, evil SFIRIT
OF THE PLAINS"

One day back In the sixties a trap
per was following a narrow trail
through the woods near Cedar Noun
ain, In Wyoping. Suddenly from
slump of bushes nearby shot rang
cut, followed In quick succession by
.hree more. The trapper dropped
quickly to the ground and rolled be-
hind a log unhurt. Then he waited
or the next move of the Indians who
mad ambushed him.
In few minutes war bonnet APP
Feared above log short distance
away. The trapper was not deceived.
for this was an old Indian trick.
However, the trapper had better
rick than this up his sleeve. His
life was not q single shot, for after
. winter of successful trapping he had
sold his furs In st. Louis and had
Fought repeating rifle, one of the
arst to be carried in the Rocky noun
aims. lie had this weapon now, and
ie Immediately fired as the Indians
we're hoping he would do.
As he fired four Indians sprang from
he bush and with wild yells of tri-
ymph rushed for the trapper. With
yut removing his gun from his shout
der, the white man pumped bullets at
incoming warriors as fast as he coNld
work the lever.
Three OF the Indians dropped In
their tracks, and the fourth, with
howl of dismay, turned and fled at top
speed, followed by several bullets.
which the trapper sent after him to
encourage the fleeing redskln. When
he surviving warrior arrived In his
village he told marvellous tale of an
encounter with white man who had
medicine gun" which never stopped
shooting and killing.
In this way DR.. w. f. Carver, the
lrapper who had been ambushed, won
the narAe of 1.-THE Evil Spirit Of the
Pls!ns," for the Indians learned t.
fear him and his medicine gun as the!
did no other trapper who invaded theiI
hunting grounds. When the trapping
days ended, DIR. Carver became scoui
and guide for the United States army
and during the Sioux war of 1867;
he made the acquaintance of Buffalo
Bill" Cody.
The two scouts became fast friends
When Buffalo Bills Wild West shov
vas organized Carver Joined II as
;harpshooter. lie could handle riff
II pistol almost as skillfully as Cod
limself and for many years the tw
Scouts appeared In the arena together
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-11-18
Daily Short Story.

Potiphar Wampoodle had words with
his wife ut breakfast about the way
the eggs were cooked.
I'm tired of this sort of thing" he
declared. "From here l 60 to the
river"
So he did.
He loafed around the river front.
kidded the boatmen. and even accepted
little guaranteed hootch.
II was very late when he wendell
his way homeward.
Then he had words with his wife
about some alleged pork chops he
found on the supper table.-Loulsville
Courier ournal.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-11-18
First "Weather Man,

An Englishman, Francis Cation, was
the first real weather man. Gallon
was u cousin of Charles Darwin. He
was born In England In 1924. Whether
he was really able to forecast rain
and sunshine with more accuracy than
his successors Is an open question I;
but II is certain that he was the first
to attempt the charting. on large
scale, Of the progress OF the elements
of weather. The methods devised by
him. In modified form, are used to this
day.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-11-18
FOresters Consider Fire Plans

Sacramento, GAIA conference to
asst two weeks, called for the purpos,
IF formulating a national program 70
The prevention of forest fires is bein,
leld at Mather field. More than fifty
state foresters and representatives
he United States forestry service wen
present at the first session Monday. A
program was outlined and routin,
business transacted. Speakers of ma
,.onal prominence In forestry arr
cheduled to appear on the program
during the conference.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-11-18
There Was No Reply.

Robert Perry. age six, Ia the son
% PsuA Perry, or Greensburg. Like
all boys Of school age. he Is of an
inQulsitive turn Of mind, and frequent.
iy asks questions Of his father which
bring only grunt In reply.
At dinner the other evening Rob.
ert was eating steak.
Papa. what is stedlS1 Where does
II come FRONT"
That was an easy one for papa,
and he promptly responded:
"From cows. son."
But he was not prepared for the
next one:
From our two cows, papa n
Indianapolis News.