The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-12-07

Anyway, these up-to-now dresses
have put "Peeping Tom" out OF busi.
ness.
Why do people raise bantam chick
ems? Rube means the feathered va.
riety.
There are two people Rube will
never forget-his friends and his
enemy.
Don't cuss the telephone girl. How
sweet would you talk for s2j per
month.
When Rube and Bill Kinds get to.
gether it is no trouble TO elect a
spokesman.
Mothers, If you allow your chickens
to run around town too much they
win get tough,
Ed Howard has taken out a stack
and will play in the gubernatoIial
game this year. Deal.
Ruhe considers himself a great
writer and some day Tanlac will have
our p~ricture printed too.
Men are not getting mad and quit
ting their jobs as readily as they did
during the welLknown war.
John Easley ran all Of Rube's col
,,pa, ~ tba Ard,,a,ogt. la.t Lsrilat.
Haven't people got funny names?
y. man lives and learns. Don't wake
the baby up TO show ii off or in
playing hearts. don't bid "nullo" too
often.
A peace conference is no pleasant
place TO be. Rube came in q day
late from Oklahoma City this week
and held one.
lf the bond issue election in Okla
homa City had lasted another week
the Oklahoman would have soon been
ALL head.
The girls that SHOW through are
getting so numerous thai a leg-show
no longer pays and they are going
out OF business.
What has become Of Al Jenrins who
ran for governor in this state a few
years ago. Al ran third. Al is i quar-
tel horse.
II at first you don't succeed. Try
try again. Mrs. Mabel Bassett is run
ming for Commissioned OF Charlie;
and Corrections again.
Rube is glad mother election /:
coming Oh. Ii will give Col. Leepe'
something else 10 talk about. lie il
always talking about Sulphur.
After looking over that we'll know
document the Declaration OF lndepend
I ence. Rube noticed that most Of th'
" signers were married men.
1t Is said that Campbell Russell il
mobiliizng and is liable TO get int
the governors fight. Cam will ge
licked before the shouting is over.
While in Oklahoma City the othe'
day Rube saw q fellow in the depo
who looked Ike Al Jennings. 20 W
wired the Superintendent.
\ boy returning from school will
II piece OF chalk in his pocket IL ap
10 write something vulgar here ant
there. ana chalk should be kept II
the school room.
The voters in Oklahoma City hav
just got to quit kicking the Oklahc
man and Mayor Walton's bond issue
around, They handled that bond issu
like u football.
Lem Richardson started u repcr
here this week hat the bump on Ca
Wheeler's head was caused by hi
falling against a bath tub Not Sc
Gal has never been near u bath TUE.
Rube that that the streets Of Oh
lahoma city were paved with golt
We have heard h But last Wee
while there we found u cop" o
every coIner-pved with copper.
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You can't tell u race horse by IN
way he prances around the track. n
member how the Duly Oklahoma tall
"a about the recent bond issue !
the capital city? All city bonds wer
defeated
RUDE and Judge Tarpley slppe
Nft last Sunday and went over I
Hells Hole near Evansville 10 9,
some corn Ticker. Tarp got too muc
and when We took him home he toll
that he and RUDE had been invite
out to deliver an address upon n
occasion of unwilling the tow pun
there.
As Rube and Geo. Van Noy cam
through Sulphur the other day "
saw Colonel Leeper coming towai
US. "Step on Il George We said. An
he did. After We had gone u mile {
two George asked, what was Il
inatter?" Didn't you see him." "
replied. Graves said he was going
lick Rube next time he saw US
his town.
Rube was jerked up before Judf
Tarpley the other day to be tried Il
giving Bob wilborn a drink OF liluc
thereby delaying the u. s.. mails. IL
wife had given him u letter TO ma
and Bob forgot Il. The trial was 81
for last Saturday but the Judge col
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