Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-10-05
Sport Comment
IN All Fields


Hi goes me to a baise baal plyce,
To see the nytional guyhme,
Hi takes me eat hamong the rest.
Him deuced glad l cuyhme.
The lads were bout upon the field,
Ha passin' baals habout,
Two score of 'em were pitchin,
Hand has many knocked 'em bout.
Hi turned to the lad beside me
Hand arsked i'm watts the scorer
Ed laugh till ed cry
Hi thought e would die
Hand SO l arsked no more.
Hi goes to the gate bout front, and
Hi says to the guy in the court;
You can laugh and sing,
But L cawn't see a thing
To your bloomin' Hamerican
SPORT"
e turned and e arsked: "Wot's the
matter?
Go in hand sit down hand don't
fret.
You're losin' your money
By actin so funny
lllO pddl "a III - q =
started yeti"
Safety First
Jose Capablanca is taking no
chances in these days when every
one is claiming everyone else's title.
When Rubinstein, the Russo
Polish chess wizard, challenged Jose
to a match for the world chess title,
the first thing the champ did was
to submit conditions for the match
to the United States Chess Associa-
ton for its approval. Twas the
first time any recognized body ever
has been asked to o. X. conditions.
ole believes in safety first.
The American Medical Association
ought to insist that next year the
majors get the doggone pennant
there wouldn't be this eleventh-hour
epidemic of heart attacks.
Football is a brutal sport
It's not so much the game,
It's when you play and some other
Jay
Shows up at the gate with your
dame.
Philadelphia doesn't see much of
championship baseball in these ante
bellum days. but she should worry.
Haven't a tennis title and three
polo titles fought out there?
Today's Ouery
What is a boxing commission?
(Ans.)- boxing commission is a
body of men that makes arrange
ments to see prize fights.
Wonder who's taking care of the
kids while these 166 women are play
ing golf over in New Jersey?
Harry Greb is storming Tex
Richards Office for a fight with
Tommy Gibbons. Harry must have
insomnia. If he hasn't now, he will
have!
We should fret about what goes
on in New York. It's nothing but an
i~nter-city series. Pooh! Pooh!
Shucks. I knew Ruth when he had
only had one home run.
go
Don't look for a record-breaking
attendance at the world series.
When the American League race
was hot. the Polo Grounds manage
ment stood the fans up-and the
park Was jammed. In the series only
those who have seats will get In.
Help 1t Along
Nick Altrock, the famous base
ball laughmaker, has signed a con-
tract with the All-Star Service
League of America. to appear in
film comedy roles. accompanied by
his right-hand jester. AL Schacht.
The proceeds of these films will go
into the treasury of the service
league and be used to buy athletic
equipment for the children in all
parts of the United States. This
equipment will be distributed
through the schools. Fairgrounds and
various recreation. committees.
At the recent National-American
League game the service league gave
away 1000 baseballs to Cleveland
children, Is well as 500 bats. $50
gloves and so masks.
It's a good move. Everyone ought
to boost.
The gridders lined upon the field
And in the stands. the Frat.
The whistle blew. the pigskin. too
That's all there was to that.