The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1921-07-08

ii Just because IHey amt got nowhere
else to go.-Milford Qda.) News.
1t has been our observation that
there has been many June bride who
ought to be June gFaduate.-HazeI-
ton Qda.) News.
Men are in receptive mood when
they want public office, and often in
A deceptive one after they get it.
yernai CUtah) Express.
Don't wait until a fellow has pass
ed in the final checks to hand him
bouquet of fiowers-nOt onions.-
KiuhArly Qda.) Tribune.
One of the greatest faults of the
tells you how to keep a cook.-MOun-'
tain Home Uda.) Republican.
We're not mentioning names, but We
believe that more than one man would
lose his job If his wife vas a mind
reader.-Smithfiel (Ut.! Sentinel.
1t seems fitting to say that. instead
of being something brand new, tariff
scrapping in congress Is merely the
usual.-Idaho Falls Qda.) Times.
And whatever else they may de- at
certain times, other countries alr'ays
are wise enough not to want TO ltag
Onize Uncle Sam.-Butte CfOnt.l
Miner.
Wheat and hogs may be lower than
at any time in recent years, but I'M
fortunately, the ultimate consumer
can not eat wheat or hOgs.-Wilder
Qda.) Herald.
A Canadian says he has liquid that
will make n man tell all his secrets.
We had the same kind of liquid in this
country until they voted it out.-Hazel-
ton (1da.) News.
The woman who is continually lee
turing her husband either considers
him fool or else she's forgotten that
word to the wise is sufftcent.-Hazel-
ton Cda.) News.
From the general fnsfstence that
nobody is making money these days,
we gather that people are making and
selling goods for the sheer joy of it
H0ilnIr ITda \ Nax,.e
The days now begin TO get shorter
again, but at that it will be some time
before the resumption of the we'll
known query, as it cold enough for
you?"-Butte QdaD Miner.
Admiral Sims may only have been
joking but what about DENLY? If the
secretary listens to some of the home
folks he may pull the joker off the
deck-Twin Fails (Ida.9 Times.
Henry if you had three
apples and some one gave you five
more, what would you have?" Hen
ry-'1 guess I'd have a pain in my
stomach. Topics of the Day Films.
A lot Of people seem to interpret
self determination as meaning that
little nation has as much right to start
war as a big nation. And the sad
thing about 1t Is, they're right-Hafley
Qda.) News-Miner.
1t must be some waste of time for
tax collector to fool around after
man who keeps up with all the au-
tomobile accessories and buys all the
new records for his photograph
BOX Elder (Utah, Journal
May be all right, but listens con-
uadictory-the shipping board plans to
Keep our merchant marine in the front
rank and at the same time sell lot
OF our ships to foreign trade rivals
Idaho Falls (Ida.l Times.
The latest best answer TO a foolish
question comes from the south: "What
ume is 1t Sambo,n shouts a man from
tle jail window. whats the differ
ehce'' asks Sambo. "you all amt goin'
nowhere. e. Ashton Enterprise.
II the Mountain States Telephone
eonipany can figure out the exact
e'o"th OF this city for the next twen-
y years they are better prophets than
W, we mink they are. However we would
Ahe to look oyal. THAR rropn nStica ton