The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1921-05-21

ner of 35th and State streets. Nosey
immediately crept snake-iike into an
adjoining booth. The multicolored
yamp called we'll known barber and
| told him she was there waiting and
Hooking like a million dollars. Nosey
could stand no more but if that dame
looked good to the barber; he Ger
tainly must be easy to suit Keep
your eyes open and you will see the
lady with the ash cake face. She steps
lively too.
IN the evening when the bomb
Y was hurled at the new cabaret
on the corner OF Calumet and
but hearing the explosion he imme-
diately put himself in first speed and
he was there before any one else. As
the bomb bounced back and shattered
the window panes of the houses along
the block Nosey thought that he
might as we'll look thru the open
spaces which had once been windows
and see what he could see; Nosey saw
something too. That popular Doctor
who was in the last homestead raid
was in one of the houses and he did
not have his medicine case with him
either. He was heard to remark to
Pullman porter's wife: | wonder if he
got left and heard me here and put
some dynamite under the house The
trembling wife answered Lord only
knows. At this point the unseen
Nosey yelled out: | see you and you
had better not come out the front door
either. The doctor Immediately dived
from the window and landed on his
left shoulder. As he carefully picked
up his bruised body Nosey heard him
saw. | never did like war any way.
@ ING EN- This is what the re-
y Gently married young real es-
tate man got from his wife after
he had caught her getting out of a
Taxi in the wee hours OF the MORN
ing Where have you been and who
were you with honey? Nosey was hid
behind the lamp post but not too far
away to hear the young spouse again
cry; Sing en-? The man who sells
the earth again attempted to chastise
his wife and said: Dearie don't yon
known that you should not stay out
so late and not let ME know whom
you were with and where you were?
She sweetlY answered: Sing EN- daddy.
Nosey saw that business would soon
pick up so he stretched his unwashed
neck a few inches further and he did
SO Just in time to see the rent profiteer
haul off and apply his outstretched
hand to his wife's, cheek with re-
sounding smack Wiley began to cry
and boo hoo, but hubby only rel
marked. Now dearie go up stairs and
play, EN- while papa sings, EN-. Nosey
loudly whistled the blues
FAIRLY last week Nosey found
r., out where the Mormons live in
Chicago. They live on Indiana
avenue near .38th Nosey saw the
gentleman and his two wives in the
morals court and he followed them
home. 1t happened like this. About
three months ago Hubby had only one
wife, but she decided that she must
go south and visit her mother. Hubby
got lonesome after a months time and
took unto himself another helpmate.
The fiat which wife No. once oc-
,upied was ruled over by wife No. 2. !
She made good little wife too, but
hubby knew that he was Just break |
ng out with luck, and that the good
hing could not go on forever. Sure
,nough last Wednesday, wife No. |
rot tired of mother and arrived; at her
I'D fiat. She was greeted by wife |.
70. 2. A two-round bout was staged
When hubby came in and called the
out draw but the policeman on
he beat also heard the Disturbance