Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
NEEDED A MASTER
German Official Helpless in the
Absence Of Orders.
eursermeistsr's Case Typical Of the
Lack Of Initiative Resulting From
the System OF Militarism
So Long in Vogue.

The burgermeister of B am Rhein
was person who looked like a white
rat that had been thoroughly soaked
ana shaved. And he had the faculty,
"hlch all Germans have. OF congealing
MS cords and muscles at a moments
notlce, and could assume the rigor of
an epileptic in the presence of supe-
rlorS. To watch him slide into your
Office, uncover his teeth espy you. and
suddenly straighten himself up in
obedience TO an unspoken Achtung,
was an impressive experience.
The American generals aid. ap-
pointed to this particular suburb Of
Cohlenz, often wondered why the ar
rest of every vital function should he
considered polite. He distrusted that
German salute. 1t was too much like
playing 'possum
When the burgermeister came into
the ortskommandantur, the aid told
him that, In so far as he behaved him.
self, he would have nothing to fear
from the American army; and that in
so far as II didn't interfere with the
satisfaction of American interests, he
was to continue governing the town as
usual.
The burgermeister stifrened himself
and withdrew.
The aid was pleased. His first off,
cial act, he felt, had been kindly, yet
firm, just but not harsh. If he had his
way, b would not suffer as north
ern France had suffered He was 60
ing to show these boches that the
Americans weren't there to terrorize,
or to Americnnize, hut simply to oc-
cupy territory according to the terms
of the armiStice.
But he could not see the scene In the
burgermeisterS Office overhead-the
holding of cheeks in hands, the strik.
ing of chests, the weary and rapid
breathing of bewilderment, the groans
of despair. And the next morning
when he went to the ortSkomnandan-
tur, he was met by request that he
grant an audience to his German col
I league. 1t was 10 o'clock. the exact
hour of yesterdays meeting.
He granted the request and in
moment the shaved rat slid In through
slit I'm the open door and ran his
tongue over his pink lips. His little
black eyes ShOne like shoe buttons
and he kept scratching the palms of
his hands.
He wanted to know II the Herr
Oberleutnant had any orders for him.
The Herr Oberleutnant wanted to
know why.
"Ach !" cried the burgermeister, "be-
fore the Americans came we had a
government. Now we had none. How,
then. can run the town OF B as
used to run II? There is no one to tell
me what to do. If only the Herr Cher
leutnant would express his wishesv
The aid narrowed his eyes and
looked at him in disgust
"Have the streets cleaned" he said.
and turned to his work.
The face Of the burgermeister was
radiant. He had found boss
In less than thirty minutes platoon
of boches was assembled in the street
before the ortskOmmandantur Every
other man carried n broom at right
shoulder arms and the man at his side
shovel. The burgermeister stood on
the steps Of the building. with a pencil
in one hand and long list In the
other, and checked off their names.
Then. "Hup!" said the burgermeis-
ter.
Out Of the ranks jumped four men.
| saluted. and faced the platoon.
'Hup" said the first Of the four
and little squad of broOmers md
shovelers faced to the right and
marched off briskly northward
'Hupw said the second OF the four
and another little squad trOtted off. to
the east.
"Hup!" said the third, and "Hup!"
said the fourth. snd soon all points of
the compass had received their squads.
And the voice OF the gefreite was
heard In the lanG Clouds Of dust
hung over !" am Rhein, shovels
changed on the cOhblestones, brooms
scraped the roadways. The town was
being cleaned.
The burgermeister stepped into the
burgermeisterei and jabbed his pencil
three times into his right ear. 10000"
he said with pride and satisfaction.
And from that day on the aid gave
him orders punctually Mt 10 a. NJ
George Boas, in Atlantic Monthly.