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SPOT COTTON h. pp~ss

New Orleans, August 26.--Spot cot ton steady 3T up. Sales on the spot f.l19 bales: to arrive "A. Low mid ding 12.75c, middling li.50c; good middins l5.5oc; receipts S62: stock 434.500.
 New York, August 26.--Spot cotton steady. n,iddling 15.30c.
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LOCAL MARKETS

Local produce is continuing 10 pour into Morris avenue markets, though the quantity is not so large dew melons are finding a ready sale to retail fruit dealers.
 Local fish dealers are expecting shipments of oysters to arrive about the middle of next month. Red snap per and mullet are still the leaders on the market at present.
 POULTRY
 Garrett Trlmble.)
 EggsEFresh candied, 36@s7c.
 Hsssnss@2oSSssc.
 FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
 Marshall, Jordan & Keith) Bananas-Eight-h punches. 50 to SO Lemons-verdilla. .ssos, imported. q 0oo oianses@cslisorna Gsi.0re,a sspn ,s all size.
 Apples-Gravenstein. sos to 1sos, $42s 'O Peaches-caiiforDia Elbertas. s4s. .a Pears-caIifornia Bartlett, 1858. s5 boxi New York Bartletts, $A25 bushel basket; Grapes-Maiaga. 24 pounds net. $s.so cabbase-coiorsdo. 4c ib.; Virginia. Potatoes--No. 1 Virginia stock, 10 pecks to sack, 4hc per lb.: Porto Rico sweets. 100 pound sacks, s sack.
 Onions--Iowa reds, 100 pounds to sack. $4 sack: Kentucky yellow. 1oo-pound sacks. st.sS sack large washed ysllo. sacks. lhc lb. additional.
 Beans-California lima. large Sc h.; California baby. 7hc b.; pink beans. 7c; black-eyed peas. He lb.; Michigan navy, 100 pounds to sack, 7c lb.
 Peanuts-No. l Virginia stock. SIG lb.; roasted sack lots. 1oc lb.; 6o-pound lots. 13c h.
 than sack lots. 16c lb.
 Cheese-Full cream daisies, 24c ID. Mackerel---1oo count. s7 keg.
 Honey--Twenty- four sections to case. $6.60 case.
 Asyeius MarshmaIlows--Fifty 15c pack ages to case. S4.50 case.
 Live StocK
 Fed steers: Good to choice. sh oTMo; medium to good. s@sc; common to ns- Grass cattle According to weight. quai- ity and flesh): Steers. 5h oshc; fat cows, 405c; medium cows. 30 lc; cutters ohc; light bulls, 2@3hc; oxen. % 4c: fat yeariings. 3 06c: medium yearlings. 203c vealers, 40Sc.
 Hogs: Choice corn fed hogs 1ss and up. svshc; choice corn fed hogs. 1s5 to 135. rose; light pigs. 90 pounds and down. So7c; best heavy rough hogs. 667c; half fat rough hogs, s0sc; soft and oily hogs from 1c to 2c per pound less than the above pricea
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BAR SILVER

By Associated Press New York, August 26.--Bar silver; Domestic. 9sAc; foreign, 62c: Mexi- can dollars, 4T5sc,
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LIVERPOOL COTTON

Liverpool, August 26.-Spot cotton in good demand; prices firm; good middling, 14.14d; fully middling, 0.01d middling. 9.61d; low mid ding, S.S1d; good ordinary, 7.Sld; ordinary, 7.06d. Sales, 16,000 bales, including 10,3000 American; receipts none. Futures closed firm; August 1O.01d. October 10 Old, December 1O 06d, January 9.99d, March 9.97d, May 9.91d, July 9.S7d.
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POTATOES

., M ---- ny f<SSDcfHttN TTeBs
 Chicago, August 26.-Potatoes steady: Idaho, Colorado and Utah round whites. sacked, $2.65@2.75; Ne- braska. early Ohios. $240@2.5O; Min nesotas. $2.00@2.10.
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N~I end

,,x.a har0s ,s.d add nId .,v,. ,,u.
 SIT; No. : corn. ssc; corn crops. S2.le: No. white oats, soc: shorts. 3ss: Bran. 32s; c. s. meal. T pct, $4o; hon feed. 100 lbs. $2.26; timothy. $34; choice pea green alfalfa, t3s; Johnson hay, SEQ; whesA etraw. &2k ton.
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straw' sss ton. Hidoe No. Green Salt Hides-ec. No. 3 Green Salt Htdes---6c. No. 1 Green Fresh Hides-5c. No. 2 Green Fresh Hides-4c. No. Dry Flint Hides-ec. No. , Dry Flint Hidesr-sc. No. Dry Salt Hides-7c. No. 2 Dry Salt Hides-Sc. Sheep Skins-10025c. Goat Skins--16 @25c. Horse Hides-$102. Hog Sklns--10 Q 16c. Tallow-3 Q 5c. Beeswax-17 @1sc. s Clear Grease Wool--1lol5c. Clear Washed Wool--ls Q 200. Bury Wool-7 csc. Ginseng (Wild)-3406.
 Spot Cotton
 Good middling ......... 12% Strict middling .......... 1874 Middling .................. 1924 Strict low middling ...... 11T
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4S2; exports, 2,s51; sales, 45s; stock S6,146.
 Baltimore: Receipts, 800; exports 100; stock, $50.
 Boston: Middling, 15c; receipts 151; stock, 9,SS7
 Philadelphia: Receipts, 54; stocl. 6,666.
 New York; Middling, 15sSOc; stock 151,705.
 Minor ports: Receipts, s2o; exports 1921; stock. 2,334.
 Total today: Receipts, HIPS; ex- ports, 29,30o; stock, 1.307,904
 Total for week Receipts, s6,51e exports. t07,S35.
 Total for season: Receipts, 315,7Js exports, S1o,s33.
 INTERIOR MOVEMENT
 By Associated Press
 Houston: Middling, 14.60c; receipts 7,1S7; shipments, 6,25S; sales, 4.<G1 stock, 2Os,o92.
 Memphis: Middling, 13.50c; re. ceipts, 1.s4s; shipments. 2,533; sales 2,700; stock, 232,1S5.
 Augusta: Middling, 14.38c; receipts 343; shipments, ASA; sales, 25s; stoci, 90.433.
 St. Louis: Mfddling, 13.25c; re ceipts, 2,4oo; shipments, 2,4oS; stock 13.090.
 Little Rock; Middling. 13c; re. ceipts, 37, shipments, 1,319; sales SIP; stock, 40,147.
 Dallas. Mlddling, 13.65c; safes 2,52s.
 Montgomery: Middling, 13.5oc; sales, 30.
 Total today: Receipts. 11,s15; ship ments, 13,o02; stock, 5S4,012.
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NEW YORK COTTON

New York. August as.-The cotton mar ket closed strong.
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EAST ST. LOUIS LIVE STOCK
 By Associated frens
SUGAR MARKET
 Nv Aasociated Presn

TWO a'soNd. decks Missouri lamb. <. r.se
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11

The farmers want good roads,
but they do not wish to get them
by putting heavy mortgage on
their farms, such as the present
road managers propose to do. A
modest demand it is-Forty mill
lion dollar bond issue besides the
$22, 100000 of old bonds, and the
Legislature to have authority to
issue as many more bonds as they
please. If the plan should be
carried out, many of our farmers
would sacrifice their farms and
move to some state free from
such confscatory taxation.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
Fort Valley.

| Those visiting Mr.. r. A.
Burke and family Sunday were;
Mr.. and Mrs. Cyrus Ritenour,
|Garnett Coverstone and Misses
Isabel Boyer and Thelma Riten-
our.
Rev. Mr.. Andes filled his reg
ular appointment at the Christ
ian Church, Sunday night.
Walter Glenn, who has had EN-.
ployment in Maryland for the
past several weeks, returned to
his home here, Saturday.
Oscar and Owen Keller of
Woodstock, Va. spent the week.
end with friends here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mont Woodrow
and two daughters, visited at the
home Of Mr.. Dan Glenn the first
of the week.
Mrs. Ida Coverstone left Sum
day sor Manassas, Va. being
called there by illness, of her
dauGhter-in-law Mrs. Jacob Cow
tl>tOne.
Mesdames Jane and Lizzie
Funk spent Sunday with Mrs.
Matte Ritenour.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Keller
and grandson, John Grim and
Mrs. Luella Rinker visited Mr..
and Mrs. James Glenn the first of
the week.
Isaiah Kibler and Miss Annie
Shipe visited friends in Kibler-
town on Mr.. KILLERS farm, over !
the weekend.
Rev. w. G. Winton preached
1t White Chapel Sunday after
loon. There will be Epworth
League at White Chapel Sunday
hight March, 18th. The sub
ect of the meeting will be, "Thel
come in our commuu-
tv', and Miss Mapha O'Flah-I
'rty will be leader. Several talksI
nd special music has been pre-
jared and it is hoped a large
lumber of people will come out
o enjoy the service.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
IantZ Mills.

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Clark
and daughter, Virginia, visited
Mrs. Clark's mother, Mrs J. B.
Glenn, Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Byrd Litten, of
Akron, Ohio have returned home
after visit to Mr.. and Mrs.
John Christian.
Mrs. Lucy Litten has returned
from visit to her son-in-law
and daughter, MIR. and Mrs.
Hobert Turner, of Washington,
D. C.
T. P, Lantz visited his mother
Mrs. Matte Lantz recently.
B. P. Myers of Woodstock was
a recent business visitor here.
Mrs. Karl Kagey is teaching
at Pleasant View having taken
the place of Miss Velva New
land who has resigned.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas McClung
of Grottoes, Virginia were guest
Saturday of Mr.. and Mrs. E. M.
Glenn. Mrs. Clem accompanied
them home for visit.
MIR. and Mrs. Robert Hickman
and family, Mr.. and Mrs Karl
Kagey, Misses Clara and Ada
Whetzel were visitors at Mrs. C.
c. Kibler's this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Milton Carper
and children, Violet, Nelson and
Douglas visited Mr.. Carper's
aunt, Mrs. Charles Kibler recent
ly.
Howard Fadely, Charles FIR
vel, VIM. Allison, Ephriam Will
Slns and Graydon Glenn we're in |
W ashington tor the inaugural
lion.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
Elks Aided Dying Youth

Immediately upon the receipts
OF the news of the fatal accident
TO Mr.. Joseph W. Bowles, near
Frederick, Md, on Saturday
afternoon, Winchester Lodge of
Elks, to which Mr.. Bowles be-
longed, wired the Frederick Elks
to do what ever was necessary to
be done for his comfort.
The Frederick Elks notified
their physician, who is a member
of the sick committee, and he
spent the night at the bedside of
Mr.. Bowles. Other Frederick
Elks interested themselves in the
Young man with the result that
every agency was promptly in
voked in the effort to save his
life. bat. unfortunately, without
Ducce1G Wiachestef Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
Cedar Case is Heard By Court

The case before the Circuit
Court Saturday was that of tine
State Entomologist against John
Dellinger, of near Cootes Store.
Mr.. Dellinger, it is understood,
had asked $500 damages which he
claimed he would suffer if the
cedar trees on about twelve acres
| of his land were cut, according
to the order of the State Ento-
mologist, to prevent the spread
of cedar rust" Judge II. N.
Haas held that inasmuch as the
Virginia Statute describes the
cedar trees as "nuisances" he
considered that he could allow
no damages.
i Appeal from the order Of the
Estate Entomologist to cut the
trees was made early in 1920, it
was explained, before the Court
of Appeals had handed down de-
cision as to the constitutionallty
of the cedar rust law. In Nov
ember, last, the appellate court
held that the law is constitutional
and On this decision, it is under
6 stood, the Court held that nc
damages were allowable.
i It is explained, however, tina
the law provides that any expense
inc urred by the land owner il
: having the cedars on his lan'
removed, will be paid by til
i Board of Supervisors, the boar'
in turn collecting such expense
# from the District Fruit Grower
G Association.
n The orchards said to be mos
h. seriously affected by the cedar
lie on the Dellinger land, are thos
of Miller & Click, and of Fran
as F. Driver, both of near Coott
Y. Store. At the time Delling'
N noted his appeal, three othe,
were entered. These were 1
Mrs. J. M. Miller, David an
Mary LinaweaYer and Mr.. Hea
- wole, all living on the Hopki'
Mt Gap Road. After the Court hs
er ruled in the Dellinger case, Il
other appeals were dismissed.
The State Entomologist W;
represented by Ward Swan
while H. w. Wyant was couns
for Dellinger. -Harrisonbul
y INews-Record.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11

Two Women Elected Mayors.
St. Paul, March 9.-Two wo.
men were chosen mayors in the
village and town elections in
Minnesota Yesterday. returns to.
day showed and several others
were elected to minor politica
offices.
Mrs. D. c. Pierce was elected
mayor of Goodhue and Mrs
Mary Sirin, was chosen to SINH
lar Office in Winton. where Mrs
| Wilhelmina Hill was named city
| clerk,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
ST. DaVid'S.

Those who visited at B. n
Habron's this week to see Mrs
Habron who was paralyzed abou'
a month ago were Mr.. and Mrs
c. M. Golladay, of Dilbeck, Mr.
and Mrs. A. Rinker and children
and Mrs. D. w. Glenn.
D. W. Glenn and son, Tobias
Glenn were in Edinburg, Monday
on business.
M. M. McClauallan is going tc
French, W. Va, to do some saw.
ing for firm in Baltimore. He
loaded his engine and mill at
Woodstock, Tuesday.
George r. Golladay, of Wood
stock, is spending a few days on
his farm here.
S. J. E. Golladay, F. H. Cola.
day, Tobias S. Glenn and J. M,
Rinker were in Woodstock last
Saturday.
Elmer E. Rinker, who was at
home for about three weeks, has
gone to Cumberland, Md. to
work for the Western Union
Telegraph Company.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cyrus Riteuour.
of Mckees Rock. Pa, visited Mr..
KS sister, Mrs. A. M. McClana
han last week.
The Upper Fort Telephone
Line will hold their meeting on
Saturday, March 10Th at Band
Hall. Every member is request.
ed to be present, either in person
Or BY pnoxy.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
Oranda.
Make garden.
Spray your trees.
Sa We the cedars.

spray Your trees.
Save the cedars.
IT you cut all the cedars and
still have the rust on your apples
you will be sorry.
Mr.. J. N. Nance has moved
into his property in this villa pe
Mr.. Stanley Boyer has moved
IN the Modern Woodmen Hall
building.
Mr.. Roy Pickerel has moved to
the Bessie Little property near
here.
A. b. KILLER and family WISH
ted Josiah kibler's family, Sun.
day at Saumsville.
Mr.. Arther Fisher. of Lynch.
oais' Mrs. Charles Spengler, of
Strasburg, Mace Stickley and
family at Stickley quarry, O. O.
0'iekieV and family, of Clary.
were the guests of M. NJ, Orn-
dorff's family recently.
MRS. Stella Stickley has had
very severe spell of throat
trouble. her SUFFERING was -.
tense, glad to report her better
1t this tine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
EdinburQ.

Mrs. Charles Il. Headley enter
tanned Thursday night at Pro-
gressive Rock at her home in
Edinburg. Victrola music was
given throughout the evening.
The color scheme was pink and
white and the seven tables were
played fifteen games. Mrs.
Milton Holllngsworth scored the
highest number of games. Will
liam aud Richard Headley scored
the tallies. Mrs. Headley was
assisted in receiving and serving
delicious ice cream, cakes, nuts
coffee and cocoa by Mrs. Robert
c. Wightman and Mrs. John N
lCoffman.
| Mr.. and MIS-. Charles P. Wight
man entertained at delightful
rock party Tuesday night, al
their home on Centre Street
Edinburg. Progressive rock wa:
played and Miss Lou Hopewel
was the champion player, having
won twelve games out of fourteen
Iplayed. Joseph T. Holtzmal
scored the highest number o
games by the gentlemen. A
1870 o'clock full course lunch
= con was served Mrs. Wightmal
. was assisted in receiving an
serving by Misses Hopewell an
LENA Sheetz.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
Mt. Jackson.

Mrs. JUNE B. Moore is suf.
fering from an attack of bron-
chitis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Windle,
of Miami, Florida, were here
last week to attend the funeral
of Mr.. Windle's mother, Mrs.
Rebecca Windle.
A stag dinner was given Thurs
day evening at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. George Geary in honor
of Mr.. Geary's birthday.
The Aid Society of the Metho-
dist church held a chicken and
waffle supper at Masonic Hall
last Saturday evening.
A Five Hundred" party was
given Thursday evening, at Mr..
and Mrs. Writ Birds, in honor of
Mr.. Birds birthday. A host OF
friends and relatives were pres
emf.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. M. Shannon
are visiting relatives in Balti
more.
| Miss Emma Ridgeway wa
here Sunday in the interest o
the Epworth League. Mis-
Ridgeway is Secretary of tn
Winch ester District.
Miss Ruby Brill is at HON
!: this week, suffering from an a:
tack of grip. Mr.. Linden Spite
is teaching in her place.
= Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Orndor
, of near Zepp, who were visitin
S Mr.. Sidney Orndorff, stopped
e town today on their way to ASH
d land, KY, where they have mae
= their home for several years.
Miss Willie Lee Payne W;
!, taken to Winchester Wednesda
i where she will be operated c
II for appendicitis.
6 Miss Maude Orndorff spent Il
l weekend at her home near Yep
= Miss Anna Wharton spe,
It Saturday and Sunday with h
mother at Front ROYAL.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
ANNOUNCEMENT.

THE Officers and Directors of the Valley Savings Bank
Unexpectedly take pleasure in announcing that this nsti-
tuition has been granted National Bank charter and
Operating under the supervision of the United States Treas
Department and the Federal Reserve Board the
having been changed to THE NATIONAL BANK OF
WCODSTOCk.' The Importance of this change can be
readily appreciated.
WITH the increased Capital and Surplus together with
the stockholders liability offer customers fund of
to protect their deposits while membership
IN the Federal Reserve System enables offer the most
complete cooperation in providing adequate
tlOnS well as information in financial
THE conservative policies which have been adhered to
IN the management Of the Valley Savings Bank will continue
under the change from State National Super
vision The chief aim of this institution shall be to render
maximum service with the best principles of
safe banking and foster high ideals in the banks conduct
under the enlarged program possible with National super
vision.
OUR National Bank service will be characterized by
1ependablty sefey and courtesy insured by strict sup
7rvlslon OF the United States Treasury Department.
The National Bank of Woodstock.
Courtesy and Service"
March 4
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
HIGH TAXATION

The people of Virginia aret
taxed to the limit. Manv things
are needed yet but we can't af-l
ford them. due to poor manage
ment. With good management
we can have everything we need
and with lower taxes
Until recently, the public credit
in Virginia was protected by
the State Constitution, and we
had to worry only about the
waste of public revenues from
various sources of taxatlon-but
the principal, the actual property
of the people of Virginia. was
protected. until politicians per-
suadeG them to give the legis-
lature authority to issue bonds
TO an unlimited amount. We
agree with the Rural Road In
provement League. in its stand
Tor roads with out a bond issue
as it will be just the first step
toward bankrupting the State
and its people. If we should
issue a hundred million dollars
in bonds it would be equivalent
to putting an extra tax of four
dollars on every acre of land in
Virginia. Just suppose you own
nice little farm of a thousand
acres and you are presented with
a tax bill of four thousand dol
lars for one years taxes-and il
you string it out over severa
years. then you have to pay in
terest also, which will make il
considera bly, more.
With our present system 0.
management in road work, q
bond issue would be suicidal; anC
if we change our management
we can build all the roads il
Virginia with the funds already
availab
Even without bond issue, We
have enormous sums of money tc
be handled for pnblic purposes
ten million for roads alone-and
it is our duty to see that we get
the greatest possible public ben.
efits from all the public money
expended. Only by the public
taking the proper interest car
we safeguard against misman
agement, and the best time tc
start is now.
If you wish to save your prop.
erty and so safeguard your hap
plness, we suggest that you form
taxpayers organizations in every
county and city in Virginia and
induce your citizens of highest
character and ability to run for
public Offices, and give them all
possible support to insure their
election. They may consider
their time worth too much for
them to hold petty Offices; but
when they consider how much it
is costing them and how much
1t will cost them through ineffi-
cheney of incapable people, then
maybe they will show enough
public spirit to be willing to
serve the public for one term.
anyway-and especially when
such vast sums are involved
Southern Progress.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
Girls Have Thick,
S0ft. HEAVY Hail

"A 35-cent bottle of "Danderine'
will not only rid your scalp Of de-
structiye dandruff and stop falling
hair, but Immediately your hair seems
twice as abundant and so wondrous
glossy. Let "Danderins" save your
hair. Have lots of long, heavy hair,
radiant with life and beauty.
Jan. 2S-tf.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11

"California Syrup of Figs" il the
best laxative physic'' to give to q
sick, feverish child who 10 bilious or
constipated. Directions for babies
and children on bottle. They love it,
fruity taste. Beware! Say Cali
fornia" or you may not get the gen ;
uine recommended by physicia ans for
over thirty years. Don't risk iniur.
Ing your childs's tender stomsch-
liver and bowels by accepting On i'm.
lornia.' -
Jan. zo-k.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
Pape's Diapepsin

Ends Indigestion
"Pape's Diapepsin" has proven
itself the surest relief for indigestion,
Gases, Flatulence, Heartburn, Sour
ness. Fermentation or Stomach Dis
tress caused by acidity. A few tab
let's gives almost immediate stomach
relief and shortly the stomach is cor
rected so you can eat favorite foods
without fear. Large case costs onl,
few cents at drug store Millions
helped annually.
Jan. % to April LIST
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
"CasCarets" Tonight
For Consultation

Just think ! A pleasant, harmless
Cascaret works while you sleep and
has your liver active, head clear,
stomach sweet and bowels moving as
regular as clock by morning. No
gripping or Inconvenience. 10, Is or
so cent boxes. Children love this
candy cathartic too.
Jan. % to April 1st
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11
DIR. FAHRNEY
DIAGNOsTICIAN

What is your weakness Any
kind of Chronic Disease or De-
formity. I study these special
cases and can tell what the
trouble is. It is my aim to dag
nose difficult cases and tell you
what to do, and how to do it.
Send me your name aud address.
and / shall do.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11

Pennsylvania Farms For Sale
Virginians, desiring to invest in
Pennsylvania farms,. should call on
or write to E. W. Loucks, 10 W.
Market Street, York, Pa. He. has q
number fine of farms for sale.
June 81
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1921-03-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Clark
and daughter, Virginia, visited
Mrs. Clark's mother, Mrs J, B.
Glen. Saturday.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1921-11-19

didn't take her over a week to under
stand it. If she wants two pounds Of
butter or a dozen eggs she flies right
over TO the grocer, and saves a long
walk and half an hours time, and
don't you see"
"And | see that it is a most foolish
thingi" interrupted the w~itchhaZel
manufacturer.
81 counted up>the number of times l
had to go up and down stairs" con-
tinued Mrs. BoWser. at was twenty
three times in all, and Ihad four calls
to pay, in addition. Just think, Mr..
Bowser, of twenty-three times. If
l had a flying machine l could fly up
and downstairs and save me all that
walking. If / wanted to call on a
lady | would land on her front steps
and ring the bell. If she was in, l
would get out and hitch my flying ma
chine to the %doorknob if she was not
at home l would give the motor a
poke and away we would CO."
"Yes, you would go to Ballyhack
Mrs. Bowser, / won't hear another
word about your flying machine. 1t is
the maddest thing that eve Il woman
thought Of"
But you have wanted onei" she
protested"
ut makes no differencel / am not
going to help you to commit suicide"
but, don't you see, that if | pitch
out you can cure me with your witch
hazel? We shan't ever have to call a
doctor"
"Flying machines be hangedl Doc
tors be hanged! There will be no
foolish things brought into this
housed l put my foot right down ON
thatl'
While Mrs. Bowser was heaving a
long sigh of pretended disappointment,
Mr.. Bowser got up and left the house
and slammed the door behind him. He
went over to the drug store and peered
into the window. There were three
men In there and he heard n of them
say:
There is old man Bowser looking
In. | wonder IL he hasn't got a
scheme to make the sun shine for
twenty-four hours without going to
bed at ALL"
And Mr.. Bowser quit peerlng and
walked On. Mrs. Bowser wasn't to
have any present on her birthday!