New-York tribune., 1921-11-13
IN the problem of

promptly, before it coo1s off, as a penny saved
is penny earned, but as for splashing the
floor that first night you need not give it
thought, as two seasons ago the missus and
had cottage at the seashore and had week.
end guests
We will put clean towel on the rack for
you and if, after hot bath, you will wipe off
the cabinet mirror we will appreciate it.; and,
II possible, do not throw the towel in wad
on the floor, but spread it out on the rack.
We will try to put clean towel out for YOU
every day, both for the face and the BODY. but
It we fail to do so you can put on your bath
robe and slip down the hall to the linen closet
and help yourself. These will be in the top
drawer next to the securing brushes and the
paint for white shoes. But if you find anv in
there marked Pullman or Hotel Astor do not
think anything about it, as you have travelled
yourself. However, you had better keep your
toothbrush IN your own room, because YOU
know how much alike they look, and espe-
cially when you have other things ON YOUR
mind.
Do not worry if you have forgotten YOUR
paJamas in the last mad scramble Of getting
o>-'
few knots in it, but they are all right, unless
you are accustomed to sleeping on YOUR
stomach.
90 not know whether you snore or not, and
am not one to probe into such matteM in ad-
vance, but if you do happen to you need not
teel badly, because in France I slept with
Steve Doughton, Of Chattanooga. If it turns
out for the worst, as is sometimes true of
stoutlst1 company, you need not feel sensitive
about 1T, as the missus and / make it prac-
tlce never to make company feel uneasy while
they are enjoying our hospitality When you
come down to breakfast, as far as you can tell
from our conduct and actions, we have not
heard single sound or squeak, let alone when
we thought the strain recently had been too
great. We will chat lightly and pleasantly
through breakfast or look over the leading
hold-ups in the morning paper as you wish, as
we want to make you feel perfectly at home
in thought as well as in deed. Or if you wish
you may glance at the list of daily robberies
here in New York or at what Mayor Hvlan
has to say about the school situation You will
find both amusing.
AS explained in my former letter, do
not own an automobile, but, just the same
do not want you to be shut in. If all goes
q
New York taxi and then you will be able to
get your mind off home affairs It will be a
wonderful opportunity for you to study at
close range some Of our leading hold-up men.
felons, pay roll robbers and general all around
bandits 1t will save you trip to Sing Sing,
where you can see them only under hampered
conditions, but in New York you can see then,
coming and going without restrictions.
Mr.. dear Mr.. George, I hope you will not
hesitate just because you think you will make
extra work, this fall some friends stayed
With us while they were waiting to get into
their new apartment, and, besides, the naissus
is Southern girl and does not mind little
extra y ork, so long as you don't sop up the
bathroom like warned you in the letter that
miscarrled, because you know how every won.-
an has some idiosyncrasy or humorous short
coming that we men must wink at. She will
forgive almost any other thing, except that,
and it were you would look around to see
that all's well after induging in q bath, be-
cause as yet no one knows how long the con-
ference will last. But know you will like her
and that she will reciprocate the same to you
and especially If you will admire our baby,
which arrived in August Of this year, and
which she thinks is very wonderful, naturally.
as what mother wouldn't? But you need not
bring him present. like you may be thinking