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Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-17
DRIVE AWAY HEADACHE
Rub Musterole OH Forehead
; and Temples

A headache remedy without the dan.
gers of headache medicine" Relieves
headache and that miserable feeling
from colds or congestion. And it acts at
oncel Must1-ole is a clean, white ONT
meut made with oil of mustard. Better
than a mustard plaster and does not
blister. Used only externally, and in
no way can 1t affect stomach and heart
IS some internal medicines do.
Excellent for sore throat bronchitis,
Group, stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia.
congestion, pleurisy, rheumatism, lurn-
bago, all pains and aches of the back
or joints. sprains, sore muscles, bruises,
chilblsias frosted feet, colds of the
hest lit often prevents pneumonia.
s6c and 65c Jars; Hospital Size $500
II! .EI'I.I
advertisement.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-17
FoIey's
Honey and Tar
COMPOUND

is PLEASANT TO TAKE, and
sooths the raw, infamed surfaces; stops
she rasping, strangline feeling in the
throat. II 10 made of the purest, fresh
est and finest ingredients TO be had. cep-
tains no opiates or other harmful drugs,
and costs twice as much to make as
any imitation of 1t.
For n,ore than thirty years
Foley's Honey and Tar has been
used NTH sGtiy actj0n and Success
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-17

Gymnasium and a member Of the Phi
Epsilon Kappa Fraternity.
Two sisters, Frieda Schissel and Mrs.
A. +. Matzke of Indianapolis, and q
brother, Hugo Schissel, of Aspinwall, Pa.
survive.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-01-17
HotO to Make Pine
Cough Syrup at Home
Has no equal for prompt results.
Takes but o moment to preparos
and caves you about 81.

Pine is used in nearly all NJ
prescriptions and remedies for VI
coughs. The reason is that pine M
has remarkable effect in soOth- Ill
ing and healing the membranes III
of the throat and chest. M
Pine cough syrups are made of II
pine and syrup. The Syrup" is
usually plain sugar syrup.
To make the best pine cough
remedy, put 2H ounces of Pinex
in a pint bottle, and fill up with
homemade sugar syrup. Or, use
clarified molasses, honey, or corn
syrup, instead of sugar syrup.
This makes a full pint-more than
you can buy ready-made for three
times the money. 1t is pure, and
tastes good.
You can feel it take right hold
of a cough or cold. The cough may
be dry; hoarse and tight;aor may
be persistently loose from the
is the same-inflamed membranes |
and this Pinex and Syrup com
bination win stop it-usually in \
"a hours or less. Splendid, too, for |
bronchial asthma, hoarseness, or II
any ordinary throat ailment. II
Pinex is highly concen- n II
trated compound of Norway -s1N vi
pine extract, and is famous ~-AM
the world over for it's A III
prompt effect upon coughs. ~5zY&li
Beware of substitutes. ~AM
Ask your druggist for ASHTI'
aga ounces of Pinex" .A..As1SkF2
with directions, and
don't accept anything
else. Guaranteed to 1KAS<i
give absolute satisfac-
ton or money refund IS
/ ed. The Pinexu Co., Fl. 81
Wayne Ind. $500
Din |'|I
~ for C0u0h9 "a.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

time Z time that you'll have your
own beans fer dinner an you kin
hardly wait fer tn whistle L blow.
An after they're all gone an tn
vines are withered you look back
an kin hardly remember that they
caused you any labor or anxiety at
all An its tn same with t'maters
an cucumbers an beets an ca bbage
an even satisfy You git tn excite
ment. tn exhilarationd O. satisfac-
ton an tn vegeta bles. an wheu you
check up you hain't out nothin' but
a few odd times that you might have
wasted playin' golf or readin' a di-
vorce case on IN porch. Then too,
you've got some muscle an Drawn
an tn satisfaction o. KNOWN
you've saved dollar an seventy
five cents or two dollars. OF course
IL you intend T. garden tn original
investment is considerable Theirs
hoe, wheelborrow. rake, spade. trow-
81, garden pillow. fertilize. slug shot.
sprayer. overalls liniment. lumbago.
t'mater racks an furnace gloves {
consider. After you assemble your
implements git a can 'epaint an
mark all handles so youn know
your tools when you meet EN-
abroad
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17
The Founders OF Orthodoxy
BY John Henry ZWer-

E contributions Roman pagnm
brated the birthday Christ ededcadon of the festival
OF the Sanaa and the Unenqqered Sum Easter anniversary of the
on the Roman fables of OTPheus and the Ed
IMPLYING renewed life the approach of The feast of Ceres became
Doubtful the exact day of Chri birth His resurrection known
These days picked for their similar significance and endowed with
% Ill % &C. an chanse quickly put ho fingers po humanity
method of observance inherited from the Chisanized years
Throughout the church.
from the side and faith and hope and the Pauline side
the evolving the body and Judaism endOwns
Previous Constantine had only
Bible The disciples and Matthew Marx Luke john Paul
and then the Christ the Messiah fuIhlment that
books of the being commentaries on the
old testament n the fulhlmen by Christ
And being regarded they dispute
anne came upon the scene multiplicity of b b. be called n 6G
already that the Christians fighting themselves
well as with the orthodox Jews and pagans
And they fought those days with than
all the persecution OF the Christians from non Whether
being the ground the big dipute-and Paul
James John Matthew other
tors quoted freely logically and vehemeny by side the
other in support OF their claim
Hence the Council of Nice by bringing together
many thoga of the different schools the Christian had
elapsed putting them to work to effect agreement and
inspired God together with the Apostle Creed de-
claring for the same in and being dogma.
church less advocatTe of the doctrine were cast d
famed by the council Nidms. for failed be
those who believed Likeness with God was the one." of O the Christ
in which have the origin of the and the
a nutshell
There have been other
but f iy 1 R Rgmn and G S hu6 @ S Ds
to the and the latter the likeness of the and being
theology has been split that probably
will be- The orthodoxy of the world follows the
ence entering only glance the of Christianity
judgment bishops of
Christian principle they preserve US at least some Of
teachings of the early preachers though dcardng
The three of Christianity faith hope and lOvand the great
est of these 5 love-.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

pared take two stakes an a string
an mark off tn rows. allowin' two
feet between tn rows. Then take
a hoe an make tn trenches about
three inches deep. Then deposit tn
beans in tn trenches two at a time
about ever so often. Then carefully
cover EN- with a hoe an wait. IN
due time they'll appear an thrive.
As tn earth takes on a hard porce-
lain crust pulverize It with a hoe.
Many kin only hoe at odd times al
though tn crust forms al regular
intervals, however. this should not
discourage you. Hoe when YOU kin.
Hoein' may be discontinued when
tn bushes have become clumpy an
full o. fruit. Ar what grand
feelin' il is Z step int your very
door yard with a neat basket an
stoop over an pluck with your own
hands your own long velvety string
beans-beans shat you've planted
with your own hands-beans that
you've watched over an sprinkled an
hoed an humored until they reached
Young manhood. It's a great feelin'
L step back int your kitchen an de-
posts tn first fruit o. your labor on
the drainin' broad an call tn family
Z look at 'em. Thro' tn long tedi-
Gus busy day YOU remember from
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

Theirs no surer sign o spring than
tn advent o tn onion set. Crocuses
an assessors an pussy-willows may
be unavoidably detained. but tn on
ion set is allus on tn dot. An We'll
add that TIERS no purifier or well
conner sight than a bran new bushel
basket filled with purple onion sets
: those who are winter weary an
anxious I git tn car out. An spring
suggests n garden. Whether you're
inclined L gardening or not you
can't escape tn suggestion. Even
Il your mind IS filed with a thousan
things Ter removed from tn soil
N suggestion that you put in a gar
den II haunt you. \ garden. like
tn toothbrush or a clump o. rhu-
barb. is an investment. A garden
helps you Z hold on { what little
change you may have left after
payin' your taxes. A garden pro-
notes health. \ garden brings with
it a feelin' o. security an indie
pendence. What kin be finer than
spadin' up a plot fer string beans
an carefully breakin' tn clods an
rakin' EN- L tn fineness OF a gnat's
heel2 What's finer Z tn nostrils o.
o. tn normal human bein' than tn
odor O. fresh overturned soil2 After
tn bean plot has been carefully pre-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17
MRS. SOLOMON 81 Us
By Helen RO1CLand
Being Confessions of Wife room

How fair my Daughter. is the
advertisement; Of the Bachelor
Apartment
How more aIluring than a florists
window are It's promises. how more
insidious than strong wine are its
Establishments.
10. he that hath long suffered the
horrors OF an hotel and the boredom
Of n boarding house, readeth il, and
is hypnotized.
He cannot believe the testimony
of his own eyes.
For. behold, it offereth him all
those things for which his spirit
yearneth. Yea, even the sOciability
OF a club, the convenience of an
hotel. the privacy OF an home. the
pleasant quiet OF a library. and the
/ economy OF single blessedness." It
boasteth Of its lounges, its roof-gar-
den. its sun parlor, its gymnasium,
and it MUSHROOM.
II is as one that saith:
Come all we. that are lonely and
in fear Of Women! For, here. We
shall find safety and surceases from
the madding girls.'
And. he that believeth its dulcet
words, said in his heart:
"Oh joy! Is this not Paradise
upon earth?
Go to! Wherefore have / bark
ened unto the call of spring. and
permitted myself TO dream of a sub
urban bungalow and a menage-a-
deaux; Of a damsel in a pink negli-
gee, and a breakfast table tete-a-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17
About
Eggs
j. p MCEOOy

and escort the egg with care TO the
ledge. Allow It to look out upon
the landscape. While it is absorbed
in the beauties of the scenery, turn
your head away to avoid the shock
of the tragedy you are about TO en-
act and gently but firmly push the
egg over the ledge. If the janitor
should happen to be passing below
at this momen- the pleasure is all
the more intense.
At one time, eggs used to be
SHE'D at an actor, who failed TO
meet the approval of the assembled
multitude. Shakespeare immortal
line "Out, out, damned spot ac-
quired a new significance after one
of these barra ges. However ten
dering an egg to an actor is now a
mark of respect. They are often set
in platinum and incrusted with dia-
monds and then worn upon the
breast or around the neck on a
string set you apart as one of great
wealth and social prominence.
1t was the frequency with
actors in the old days that these
bum actors got to be known as
Ham actors" ham and eggs
being practically inseparable
like other we'll known twins Of
history-Corned Beef and Cab
bage; Damon and Pythias; Liver
and Onions; Jonathan and Da-
vid; Ham Hooks and Spinach;
Ruth and Naomi and Call and
Settle.
Before eggs can be beaten, they
must be cooked. This is done in
various ways, such as boiled, baked,
stewed. fricaseed, poached, shirred,
roasted and planked. The most
popular boiled egg is the four-min-
ute egg. so called because it takes
you that long TO figure how 70 open
it without splitting it all over your
buzzum.
You can easily tell whether an
egg has been boiled. .. 3, or 4 min
utes. At minutes, it will rest cas-
lily on your buzzum and coagulate.
At three minutes, it will patter down
your facade and nestle at your feet
while at two minutes, the egg is
vegy loose and is usually collected
months later off the walls and cell
ing.
Fried eggs are usually fried
either on one side or the other.
Where two of them are fried to-
gether, the sides are alternated:
one IS fried on one side, the
other is fried on the other side.
Copyright. 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

LeLe
For. verify. verify. in No Home
shall a man find the privacy Of
club and the pleasant quiet of an
hotel!
Wherefore, then. shall I exchange
all these precious things for matri-
mony. the privilege OF making my
wifes coffee I'm the morning, and
the chance 10 watch her burn the
toast 20 share the newspaper with
her. TO shake down the furnace. and
to fight over the towels and brushes
Fool that I ami Whittier have I
been drifting that L have permitted
this Blonde TO lead me in the pleas
ant paths OF sentiment and the dan
gerous windings Of tender converse
ton; to lure me into the whispering
Of sweet nothings. and 20 tempt me
into long strollings beneath the
spring moon?
For what are the joys Of home.
compared to the freedom Of a bach
elor fiat? And what are the COM
/ pensations Of a bungalow-with-a-
mortgage-on-it compared TO the
/ comforts of a parlOr- kitChenette-and-
/ bath with valet service?
Nay nay. thou Siren! Get thee
/ behind me!
For, just in time have I heard
/ the call of the wild-baChelor-ap apart
ment. and my answer is:
Hallelujahl Give me liberty or
| give me death!
Selah.
Copyright. 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

oroceed Just as fast as time. and the hindrances
that the opposition may throw in the way, will
hermit Neither do we anticipate that those hind
RANGES will be as frequent dangerous as the poll
tcal gossips have been making them. True there
was an embryo effort TO canvass signers and get
them to ask the clerk to take their names off the
petitions-perhaps promising political rewards to
lie paid from the city exchecquer,-but the sue
cesses were so few that it looks for the moment as
though the plan may have been abandoned. Be-
sides the signing of these petitions has been free
will affair; the people not been urged to it by
wire rulings or promises of reward-except the
reward Of probable better government than
have-and many Of them signed with the exclama-
ton that mo government could possibly be any
worse"
movement in any other than an open, fair-mindei
knowing and above board way It has virtually boon
left to the people to their initiating. Every
petition circulator has been volunteer. It Is the
voice OF the people demanding the American right
Of "sef-determination." and they shall have It. IS
the voice from the skies spoke to Paul that day
on the road to Damascus so the consciences Of the
opponents OF this undertaking might well take
warning 1t is useless for them Ito kick against
the pricks"
The thing Is coming. It is fate
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17
Road To Wisdom
BY ARTHUR BROOKS BAKER.

BY ARTHUR BROOKS BAKER.
The information that I need on sub
Jects whatsoever
has been collated into books. we'll
written, terse and clever.
I'm offered books on building boats,
on how to court the ladies.
On how to dodge the traps that lead
10 hateful. heated Hades.
On how to nurture Belgian hares for
profit and for pleasure
On how to write a novel full Of love
and buried treasure.
The agent lauds the qualities, with
clamorous insistence
or How We May Succeed in Our
Terrestrial Existence"
he furthermore insists on my i'm
mediately buyin'
"A Handbook Of the Highway to the
Pearly Gates Of Zion"
For one simoleon paid down and
others yielded later,
He offers. in a sheepskin set. rThe
Works Of the Creator"
But books at best are only books.
The least OF all their vices
Is that we nave to pony up their
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

Eggs is the junior partner Of
the two well known firms OF
Ham & Eggs and Bacon d Eggs.
They range in size from Shad
egg or roe to the egg Of the
Ostrich, which, if scrambled,
would cover a 54-inch table to
a depth of two feet, with
enough left over to fill a waste
basket. The ostrich egg boiled
hard. if excavated would make
a comfortable garage for the
. flivver.
The most fashionable egg is that
Of the humble hen. 1t consists of
two parts: the white and yolk. II
can be distinguished because the
yolk leaves a yellow spot on the
chin.
Eggs are served In two ways
fresh and discouraged. A discour-
aged egg is one that starts out with
high ambition in life but is thwarted
at every turn and growing older
grows embittered and sophisticated
You know it is sophisticated. be
cause it has a wistful odor that is
not the odor Of sanctity.
When one of these roue eggs is
encountered at the breakfast table
one should be discreet and yet de-
termined. open the window wide
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17
EMERGENCY IECISL ATIONp

There were 2.157 bills introduced IN the HOUSE
the first day Of the extraordinary session OF con-
gress and 941 Of these to authorize the secre
tary of war to various cities towns, ham
lets and counties the United States than
1000 German field pieces captured during the late
war.
Rer Charles J. Thompson of Defiance o.. led
this list with 81 such bills but Ernest r. Ackernah
OF Plainheld n. J., deserves share in i'm
mortality. for he was second with ca
Records excavated in Mesopotamia show people
had land mortgages 400 years ago. same
And probably just much trouble paying them of.
-----.--o-
Burlesque actors say they are rlaying small
audiences. There's a barometer OF business con-
ditions that beats financial experts.
..-,-.--o-------
Dean Mary Potter OF Northwestern has learned
what most men long knew--"U. S. A girls are
o. X"
Maybe the people of zap would prefer not be-
longing to either side but rather to themselves.
The country would be better of If prohibition
had filed the jails instead Of emptying them.
Tobacco man says Julius Caesar smoked weeds.
This proves that the world never changes.
-o--
Chicago meat packer says prosperity will be back
by October. Yes yes. what year?
The real home problem these days is not to get
the curtain stretchers crooked.
-o-
The automobile industry is reviving-and so. too.
Is the mortgage business.
The sun never sets on the British empires
troubles
The hard road leads TO Easy
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

special bargain prices;
But after we have paid for them we
can't absorb their filing
Except with hours of midnight oil
with labors harsh and grilling,
Such ways of gaining wisdom are ex-
tremely tough and hollow;
It should be packed in capsule form
for busy folks TO swallow.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

No man ever thinks Of proposing
marriage, when he is perfectly sane
and comfortable and clear-sighted.
He waits until something has hap
pened to throw him off his balance,
and he is feeling neglected or re-
pentant, or sorry for himself.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

When a woman was born to be
looked at, it is very annoying to a
man for her to insist on being lis
tened to.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

A bad conscience" like a bad
tooth. is the kind that always insists
on hurting you, at the inopportune
moment when you are thinking Of
doing something delightful.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

In the average man, romance and
sentiment are as hard to awaken
before midday as a prima donna.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

Records excavated in Mesopotamia show people
had land mortgages 400 years ago, same as now
And probably just as much trouble paying them of
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

Rer Charles J. Thompson Of Defiance o.. led
this list with g. such bills. but Ernest r. Ackermah
OF Plainfed. n. J.. deserves some share in i'm
mortality. for he was second with ca!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

Buresque actors say they are rlaying to small
audiences There's a barometer OF business con
ditions that beats financial experts
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

The hard road leads to Easy st.
The nonpartisan leader., 1921-05-02
Exposing Railroads Record Of
Official Records-FIow Wall Street Works

this repair work ranged from $40S747 to 1888 28,
average of $531056 or less than onethird of the
average cost of the repairs in the outside shop.
This not an exceptional month by any man.
ner of means. In May, for instance, the average
cost of class repairs at Baldwin shops was $19,-
272,63, while the average cost Of class repairs at
the company shops $4,609.13. In this month
the cost of class repairs at Baldwin shops was
$20,7S1.52 and at the railroad shops $4,2O0.O8. The
cost of class repairs at Baldwn's was $18,338.52.
The cost of class repairs at the company's shops
during the month was $3,750.67. All of these
figures are for exactly the type of locomotives
and for the class of repairs We could fill the
entire issue of the Leader with statistics dealing
The nonpartisan leader., 1921-05-02

with the cost of repairing locomotives of other types
and with the of other railroads and repair
companies, but these figures would all show the
same thing-that the class of repairs cost the
railroads from three to four times as much in the
private shops they did in the company shops.
Now the interesting question is, why were the
railroads anxious to pay three four times
much for their railroad repairs they could get the
work done for in their shops?
To answer this question we will have to see who
Senator La Toilette of Wisconsin, known through
out the country as one of the most thorough stu
dents of the railroad question: said recently in con-
gress:
~ have studied transportation for 80 years of my
life and want to tell you that there was a time
when real railroad men were at the head of the
railroads in this country. The fnanciers of Wall
street running the railroads today. Beginning
about 1900 change came and the railroad manage
ment of the country passed out of the hands of
who had come up from the ranks and who cap
able of running the railroads and believed in bal
ancing service against transportation charges. The
management of the railroads passed into the hands
of representatives of Wall street and from that hour
the railroads of the United States have not been
run by men capable of running the transportation
of the country. They have been run by the repre-
sentatives Of great financial houses, by the pro-
moters, by the banks"
What does Senator La Toilette mean by the state
ment that Wall street the railroads? The rail-
roads themselves will tell you that they have 6O0-
600 stockholders and will cite you to the report of
the interstate commerce commission to prove this
statement. .. s....