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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-02-04

, thing else. Ny main trouble was In
digestion. Nothing seemed to agree
with me. At times would have dizzy
spells and at other times my back
would ache so bad that l could hardly
get up and down in my chair. This
is just the condition l was in when
l started to take this medicine. 1t
took just six bottles to make a well
man of me- / now have a fine appe-
tite, everything tastes good and my
digestion is perfect.
"My wife was also troubled with
indigestion at times and it relieved
her the same way. You may pub
lish my statement wherever you like
and if anyone doubts it, just tell them
to see me-
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
everywhere.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-02-04

But he stood up thar confident an
sassy, an / reckon thar want man
in the room that didn't believe he
could do it.
He put the envelope up TO his fore
head, an worked his face like the
strain was botherin' him considerable.
After he had muttered a lot O. stuff
he says it was all right.
Then the Colonel an two o. the
boys went over TO the Office TO see if
the charm had worked an report TO
the gang.
In about three minutes they come
walkin in, an the Colonel he says 20
the professor
Curly, reckon you must have
misiudged the distance. I'm sorry
bat the safe door is stin shut
Well, Curly said he'd do us an
other trick while he was reStin' up.
an then try again.
- will show youse a little deeep-
ton known to de perfesh as de
"VaniShin' Cowboy" be says.
He brings up a frame with cur
tains hung ON it, an sets a empty
flower-pot on the table Now he
says, i will get into % case an pull
down de eoltains. / will count tree.
de coitainS will rise. an / will be
vanished into de ether Keep yer
eyes on de pot he says. an yousell
see a rose bush start to grow widout
seed, water. or cart When de plant
is full-grown. an de foist rose
blooms, | viii retoin in starttin'
shape 1t takes time. so don't git
noiyous, an don't open a door err win
der
He drops the curtains an counts
One, two, t'reel on goes a forty-five,
the curtains flies up. an Curly is
gone"
Charley looked at me qnizzically,
You begin 10 sahe YETI he asked.
| thought | did, bur wished TO hear
him out; so | feigned ieHerance of his
meaning. and begged him to go on.
Well" he said, its funny, lookin'
back at it now. but we didn't sabe
either. Fer fifteen whole minutes we
set thar lookin' at that blame flower
pot Then the boys begau TO get Inn
patient. an to make suggestions that
maybe what the rose needed was irrl-
gatin, an remarks like that.
Suddenly heard boss way off in
the distance, poundin' the road like
ell-sued-fer-murder looked around
the room an see every man reachin
up his lead to listen.
Then some one shouted Curly !
Nobody answered. an while we sci
thar kind O. puzzled the hoof-beats
died away.
II glanced at the Colonel an see
him take out the envelope, tear il
open. an pun out piece o. paper
All of a sudden he jumped to his feet
an knocked down half dozen boxes
a couple o lanterns, an Hop Lung.
"'Boysr he yelled. It's blank It's
a Swindler
"Slam-bang we rusheseinto the of.
fee. an when somebody strikes a light
thar's the safe door swingin wide
open, an valubles, includin' money,
gone-all cleaned out"
Curly got away all right He Dor
rowed the Coloners private Kintuck
mare to help him to the border. an
thar want no TELEGRAPH could ketch
that animal when she got het up.
six hundred dollars he took an
it was our pay money. too. / reckon
it wouldn't have been wise fer dat
Curly TO saunter our way.
He would have vanished quicker
than what he was figgerin on, you
bet; an reckon mebbe he'd have
staid vanished
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-02-04

Burlington VI suffered with female trouble and had number Of
bad could hardly walk the floor and could thing
and certainly has helped me wonderfully keep house and do work
Of friends and publish testimonial Mrs
Apple Tree Point Farm Burlington, VT
nothing
months restoration successful
1t that female troubles through
of women not the surgical they caused by serious dp
growths, although
When disturbing ailments first take Lydia Pmkham Vegetable
Compound relieve troubles
n letters have been received from who have
health
been advised by attending physicians
Lydia f. Pnkham's Private Text Book AILMENTS
liar TO Women" viii be sent
to The Lydia Co., Lynn,
This book contains valuable information.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-02-04

1t Is estimated that the gross year
~ income Of moving-pIeture theaters
in this country Is about S750,6O0, Co.,
900.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-02-04
HOW WOMEN AVOID
SURGICAL OPERATIONS
Some Are Extremely Necessary, OtheTsMay Not Be
Every Woman Should Give Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Trial First

Chicago, III. 81 was in
bedwith a female trouble and
inflammation and had four
doctors but none of them did
me any-good. They all said /
would have to have an oper-
alton. A druggists wife told
me to take Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
end / took % bottles, never
missing a dose and at the end
of that time l was perfectly
well. ] have never had occa-
sion to take it again as |
have been so we'll. / have a
six room fiat and do Eli my
work. My two sisters are
taking the Compound upon
my recommendation and you
may publish my letter. tits
the gospel truth and ! win
write TO any one who wants
a personal letter. Mrs. Z.
H. HAYDocK, 1924 st. Law.
renee Ave-, Chicago, III. /.
A Vermont woman
adds her testimony to
the long line of those
fortunate women who
have been restored TO
health by Lydia u.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
RoxBoRoUGH
Photo by EDWARD jackson

Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Robinson Will en-
tertain informally at dinner at the Rox-
borough Country Club this evening.
Mrs. Orlando II. Petty entertained
her five hundred club at her home on
Friday afternoon, the members Of which
include Mrs. william Adelhem. Mrs.
Harry Miller, Mrs. Robert Hays, Mrs.
Albert Hood, Mrs. william Keeley. Mrs
Frank Kenworthy, Mrs. Ray .Hobinson,
Mrs Charles Vein, Mrs. Frank Weger
and Miss Carol Hays.
Mrs. Thomas Boon will entertain the
sewing club to which she belongs at
luncheon at the Roxborough Country
include MRS. John Anderson. Mrs.
George Drum. Mrs c. Il. Edelinan, Mrs.
Richard Farrell, Mrs. William r. Hag-
gart, Mrs Samuel p. Kenworthy. Mrs.
owen McMasteE;; Mrs. FREDERICK Reb'
Edgar Stafford
Mrs. Joseph Schofield will entertain
longs at luncheon at her home this aft
ernoon. Her guests will include Mrs.
NJ. Jackson, Mrs. Elmer Murray, Mrs.
Robinson, Mrs. Joseph Schofleld, Mrs.
Linton Turner and Mrs. Wynnfeld Tur
ner.
Mrs Linton Turner, of Roxborough
entertained the Mothers Club at her
home last week.. Among the many
members present was Mrs. Joseph II
Ewing, who is conyalescing from u re-
cent Illness. Tho club will give a pure
food supper on Wednesday evening next
at Woodvale for the benefit OF the Me.
mortal Hospital of Roxborough. TIL,
next regular meeting of the club will
be held on Thursday afternoon.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
Beth Sholom Ball

Tho Congregation Beth Sholom
win hold It's second annual ball at
Mercantile Hall, Broad and Master
streets, this evening.
The officers OF the ball committee in
clude Mr.. William Henry Smallock,
chairman; Mr.. Harry NJ. Sacks, treas
urer, and Mrs. W. II Smailock, secre-
tary.
Congregation Beth sholom was organ
lied more than three years ago for the
purpose of providing a synagogue for
the Jews of Logan. Tioga, Fern ROCK
of the congregation include the building
of a synagogue center. and this certer
Is being erected at Broad and Court
land streets and Belfeld avenue 1t. is al
most completed.
The spiritual leader OF the congre'
cation Ia Rabbi Mortimer J. Cohen, a
graduate OF tho Jewish Theological Sem
mary of America.
The building is planned to combine
the qualities 'of a house OF worship with
a school for study and social center
synagogue-center for Jewish, religious
aspirations and civic and social actiVi'
ties"
The congregation conducts religious
school three times u week, and AFFILIATED
with u are the Sisterhood, the Daugh.
ters and the Forum Other activities
are being planned and Will probably be
developed In the near future.
The arrangements for the ball prom.
ise q novel social function and will
doubtless result In q success for the
Jewish community.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
kENSINGTON

Mrs. Charles Lambert, Of 2l70 East
Cumberland street, will entertain the
members OF her 500 at her home on
Thursday afternoon. Among the guests
will be Mrs. Luther Umstead Mrs. Glen
Hsines, Mrs. Charles Gros, Mrs. Hugh
Dunn, Mrs. Stewart, Mrs. Rudolph Le-
fold and Mrs. George Potts.
! Mrs. q. Elnwechter, Of 1894 Shacka
inaXon street, will entertain the mem
bers of her card club at her home on
Thursday: when her guests will be Mrs
Rrincs. Mrs. Yarger. Mrs. Hauk, Mrs
Ritter, Mrs. Hulzhauer, Miss Kemp, Mrs
Klcinnert, Mrs. Seiz, Mrs Kohlsctriver
Mrs +. Petera. Miss Emily Morgan
Mrs Gilmour, Mrs. Vogts and Mrs. A.
Joyce.
Miss Marion Cohee, Of $40 East Meyer
street, will entertain the members of her
high school club at her home on Satur-
day afternoon. The guests will be Miss
Ida Rice, Mrs Mary Colbert, Miss Ber-
tina Schoenhut, Miss Della Green. Miss
Florence Wilson, Miss Elizabeth Neeley
Mrs. Lillian Gebert, Mrs Buelah Brown
Miss Naomi Lambert, Miss Betty Lackey
Mrs Geraldine Simon. Miss Mildred
Trouebsch, Miss Lillian Nelson. Mrs
Mary Clyde, Miss Louise Shick and Miss
Helen BrattOn.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
GERMANTOWN

Ensign Philander Smith, United States
navy, and Mrs. Smith, OF 5216 Morris
street., will entertain the following
guests at the private dance to be given
nesday evening: Mrs. Carl Harrington,
Miss Catharine Cowles of Rochester. N.
Y, and Lieutenant John Parker. United
States navy. Miss Cowles is visiting
Mrs. Harrington at her homo at l22
West Penn street.
and Sedgwick streets, entertained in
formally at luncheon and cards at her
home on Tuesday afternoon. The
guests included Mrs William Staup,
Mrs J; N souder. Jr,; Miss Caroline
Albert Il. Wilgoos. Mrs. C. j. Howell
and Mrs. ]. S. Willard.
Mrs. Charles Meschter, OF Columbia
avenue, entertained at q surprise shower
at her home on Saturday afternoon in
honor of Mrs. Donald John, of lGo East
Tulpehocken street, who will leave for
The guests included Mrs. John Whiting
Mrs, William Chneid, Miss Elizabeth
Conover, Miss Grace Wade. Miss Eliza
beth Nelllns. Mrs Charles Knouse, Mrs,
Mrs. Leon Scott and Mrs. Ellwood
Doernbach.
Mr.. and Mrs Harry Davis, Of 236
East Highland avenue. had as their
guests over the Weekend Mrs. Davis
brother and sister-in.law, Mr.. and Mrs
Walter II. Wright of Brooklyn.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter H. Deisroth, oi
234 East Highland avenue, entertained
at dinner at their home on Friday eve.
ming. Covers were laid for eight
guests.
The Ladies' Auxiliary of I.u Lu Tenn
Pile Country Club held their monthly
meeting, followed by cards, on Thurs
day afternoon at the home of Mrs. Ed
ward L. Davis, Jr., 6907 Chew street.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
Stiefei-Aibus Wedding

A pretty wedding took place on Thurs.
day evening at $3.50 o'clock at Beth
Israel Synagogue, when Miss Kathryn
Albus, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Morris
Albus, OF 2205 North Thirty.third street,
became the bride of Mr.. Samuel Stiefel,
the Rev. Marvin Nathan officiating. The
bride wore a gown Of duchess satin
carried out in leaves, crystals forming
the veins and stems, with tvlle yell. and
lilies of the valley. She was attended
by her sister. Mrs. Morris Within as
matron OF honor. who wore a rose-pink
hequin gwn with large leghorn picture
hat She carried a shower bouquet OF
American beauty roses. The bridemaids
were Miss Estelle Albus, sister of the
bride, who wore costume OF tangertne
chiffon velvet and carried large shower
bouquet of sweet peas and daisies: Miss
Ida Aubus cousin of the bride, who was
attired In American beauty chiffon vel.
vet and carried shower bouquet OF
snap dragons and roses; Mrs Robert
Nathans. OF Allentown, who wore n gown
shower bouquet OF blue bells and pink
roses. and Miss Jean Schrolowitz, who
wore Il costume cral chiffon velvet and
carried a shower bouquet OF pansies,
sweet peas and daisies. The best man
was MIR. Milton Rogaszner.- while the
ushers we're Mr., George Ritch, Mr..
Adolph Albus. brother of the bride Mr..
Robert Nathan, of Allentown, and Mr..
1sadore Epstein. The reception was held
after the ceremony at Mercantile Hall
Among the out-of-town guests were Mr.
and Mrs. Frank Adams, of Scranton ;
Mr.. and Mrs. r. Bloom, of San Fran
cisco; Mr.. II. Spivaok and Miss Kitty
Spivack. OF Flushing, l.. l.. and Mr..
Leon Hyman. of Hazieton. After an ex-
teuded wedding trip. which will include
White Sulphur Springs, Va. Florida,
New orleans. through Arizona to Doug.
las, Denver, Los Angeles and San Fran
cisco. On the way back they will stop
at Canada and Niagara Falls Mr.. nd
Mrs. Stiefel vii be I home after April
Is at Wynnefeld.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
SOCIAL ACTIVITIES

A debutante of next season Will be
Miss Clntra Ellis. daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. william Struthers Ellis, or FoS
Hill Farm. Bryn Mawr. Miss Ellis, who
10 at present abroad. will be presented
TO society by her parents in the autumn.
Another debutante of next autumn who
i9 abroad and will return IN June Is Miss
Ellen McMichael, daughter Of Mr.. and
Mrs. c. Emory McMichael, Of 2041 Wal
nut street. Mr.. and Mrs. McMlchael,
who have been spending few weeks in
Bermuda, will return home this week.
Among the debutantes of next season
ter OF Mr. and Mrs. George A. Dunning.
Of 15 South Twentyfirst street. Miss
Dunning Is at present a student at a
school at Stamford. Conn. Mrs. Dun
ming and her daughter, Miss Nancy =.
Dunning who have been spending sew
.eral months abroad, expect to return
home in tho spring.
Another debutante will be Miss Ellen
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
lust GOSSIP ABOUT PEOPLE
Nancy lynne Speaks of the Saturday EUening Dancing
Class--She Regrets the Death Of Mr.. George W.
Cwpenter-Days at Home

Douglas Lloyd, daughter of MIR. and
Mrs Stacey d. Lloyd, of 1923 Spruce
street. Niles Lloyd Is at present at school
In Paris and will return in the early
summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dorr u. Newton, Of
2O54 Locust street will entertain at din
ner at their home on Friday evening
next in honor of Miss Pauline L. Bell,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Bell
or 270 South Sixteenth street. who will
% married to Mr.. John Howard Whelen,
Jr., OF 1434 Spruce street, in June.
An interesting debutante of next sea-
son VIII be Miss Jean y. Riley, who will
be presented to society In the autumn
Sy her mother, Mrs. A. Burt Riley, of
Hayerford. Miss Riley Is at present a
NeW York, where she will remain until
June.
:. Miss Louise Wanamalser and her aunt,
MRS Bessie D. Bremen, both OF Merton,
who sailed from New York, January l5,
on the Caronia to cruise the Mediter-
ranean, will extend their trip to Rome
They VIII return on the Aquatania, leav-
Ing Cherbourg March 12.
Commander ]. Morton Poole. u. S. NJ,
and Mrs. Poole, of Berwyn road, Gym.
wyd, entertained at a small o'clock tea
yesterday afternoon at their home in
honor Of Mr.. and Mrs. Donald Alexan.
der. Of Germantown, and Mrs. Alexan-
der's sister, Miss Alice Downing, OF
Washington. Mrs. Alexander before her
recent marriage was Miss Elsie Down
ing.
Commander Nelson i. Goss. U. S. NJ
and Mrs. Goss will shortly issue invita-
tiofs for the dansant to be given the
latter part of March on the U. s. S. New
Hampshire, About 1t0 guests will at
tend.
Among the students at st. Paurs
School, Concord, N. H., who will return
for their Easter vacation on Tuesday
garten, Jr, Mr.. Albert II. Rosengarten
Mr.. William G. Gerhard, Mr.. John w
Grange. Mr. Isaac II. C1othier, Jr., Mr.
Henry Miller Watts, Jr., Mr.. Henry s
Jeanes and Charles Francis Gummey
Jr.
General Littleton w. Tazewell Waller
U. $. NJ. c., and Mrs. Waller. OF $500
South Twentieth street, who has been
spending the weekend with his parents
will return to his homo in Pittsburgh
today. The engagement OF Mr.. Waller
and Miss Mary 3. Little, daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Ashton Little. OF
the orchard, Stanford, has been an
nounced.
Mrs Edward A. Bacon, who has beer
spending several weeks with her par
ents, DR.. and Mrs. Edwin Eldon Gra
ham, OF 1913 Spruce street, ad the last
week at Atlantic City, returned on Sat
urday to her home in Milwaukee. Wis.
Miss Cora G. Shields, daughter OF Mr.
and Mrs. Peter Shields, OF 136 Soutf
Seventeenth street. will leave tomorrow
for Palm Beach, where she will join hei
sister, Mrs. Harry Darlington. OF Pitts
burgh. She expects TO remain for sew
eral weeks.
Mrs. Willard r. Graham. of Mt Airy
will entertain at a small card party thi!
afternoon in honor of her. daughter
Miss Susanne r. Graham.
Mrs. c. C. Howell, OF Chevy Chase
Washington, announces tho engagement,
of her daughter. Miss Lois Blakeslee
Howell. to Mr.. William George Meirs, OF
this city and Washington.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
SOUTH PHILADELPHIA

Miss Ida Posternak and her sister,
Miss Eva Posternak. spent the week.
end with friends at Atlantic City.
Mr. John Duane and Mr.. Joseph
Duane, of 1903 Ritner street, have re-
turned to their home after spending
some time in South America.
Friends of Miss Marie Mclaughlin, Of
1926 Wolf street. will be glad to learn
she Is recuperating from her recent ILL
ness.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Smith, OF 1St5
Gladstone street, entertained ln1oT1naiiy
at their home on Saturday evening in
honor OF their daughter, Miss Elenor
Smith. Among those present were Miss
Anna Neatly, Miss Mary Armstrong.
Miss Cathrine Flanagan, Miss Agnes
Flanagan, Miss Elizabeth Murray, Mr..
Michael Hutchinson, Mr.. Thomas Hutch
inson, Mr.. Alfred Cannon and Mr. James
Kenwick
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
WEST PHILADELPHIA

Miss Marie Louise Treacy, Of 42l3
Chestnut street, will entertain the class
Of 1921, St Leonard's Academy, at her
home this evening
The wedding of Miss Elizabeth Kath-
crime Uappersett. daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Thomas G. Happersett, of 1915
South FLfty-eighth street, and Mr.. Ray
mond Atwood Huyett took place on
Wednesday, February 9, at the homo
OF the brides parents. the Rev William
Boyd, OF Lansdowne, officiating.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
NORTH PHILADELPHIA

Mr.. and Mrs Horace stern and Miss
Sophie Stern, of 1924 North Sixteenth
street. accompanied by Mrs. Joseph S.
Simsohn left last week for a weeks trip
to Louisville and New Orleans.
Mrs. NJ. Beerhalter, of Eighth street
home tomorrow afternoon. Among
those present will be Mrs. E. Reeves
Mrs. y. Melcher, Mrs. F. Cramp, Mrs.
9. Lambert, Mrs. II. Barris, Mrs. A.
Hudson, Mrs. NJ. Ellis, Mrs. G. West
Mrs. II. Sloan and Mrs. II. Rowland.
Miss Lydia Cresse has returned from
Lawrence, l.. l., where she has been
the guest of Mr.. and Mrs James
Work, Jr.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
MOORESTOWN

Mrs. william X. stackhouse, of West
Main street, entertained few friends at
bridge on Thursday afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. Clement Hopkins, Of 10
West Main street. left on Saturday for
Florida.
Mr.. and Mrs. william Kannaru, Of t23
East Central avenue, will give a dance
tonight at their home.
Mr.. Edwin Sumner of West Main
street, has gone West on a business
trip and expects to DO away for several
weeks,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-14
NoRRIsToWN

Announcement has been made Of the
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. l.. M. Hofr-
man. of Oak Park, Ill, to Mr.. Norman
l.. LAM. son Of Mrs Gustave Lanz. OF
this borough, Mr.. Lanz is a graduate
of the local high school and is wen
known here. The wedding will take
place in the early spring.
Miss Fannie Lutz, of Hamilton street.
has issued invitations for a Ave hun.
dred party on Tuesday, February 20, to
meet Miss Marie Roland. The mar
riage OF Miss Roland and Mr.. James
Macintosh will take place In April.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-12
SULPHUR CLEARS
ROUGH, RED Skin
Face, Neck and Arms Easily Made
Smooth, Says Specialist

Any breaking out OF the skin, even
fiery. itching eczema, can be quickly
overcome by applying a little Mentho-
Sulphur, declares a noted skin spe-
cialist. because of its germ destroy
ing properties, this sulphur prepara-
tion begins at once to soothe !rrita-
ted skin and heal eruptions such as
rash, pimples and ring worm.
II seldom fails to remove the tor
ment and disfigurement, and you do
not have to wait for relief from en-
barrassment. Improvement quickly
shows. Sufferers from skin trouble
should obtain small Jar of Mentho-
Sulphur from any good druggist and
use It like cold cream.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-12
Home Life

Amos" Min asked me, Have you
made any good resolutions for 1891"
know what she was driving at. I
had Just filled up my old cob pipe
and was about to touch 'er off when
the question came. That's what she
Notwithstanding. But pretended to
be as innocent as new born calf
and didn't make no reply.
Are you gonna give up anything
this year, Amos?" she went on, not
withstanding my silence.
"well, Min," says l, IT don't
s'pose I'll depart I'm my usual here
t'fore custom"
"Jist what dye mean by that?"
she inquired puzzled-like.
II means, Minnie" says I, that
s'pose I'll keep on givin' up my pay
check ev' Saturday same as been
doin fer these many years. Aint't that
enough?
. "Y' don't seem T. folier my drift"
she said. What I mean, Amos,
aincha gonna give up none O. yer bad
habits-sich as cussin,' chawin e
backer an smellin' up the house?"
Minnie" says I, 'its plain Z me
that you aint very familiar with Kip
ling. Y know Kipling, he says, a
woman is only a woman, but a good
cigar Is a smoke
WELL" says Min, II don't happen
to know yer friend Kipling-but II
that's the kind O. stuff he hands out
you'd better stay home nights an
keep away from the poolrooms. An
besides that don't objeck Z cigars,
but that pipe o. your'n. Amos, is GER
tingly fierce. Won't you give 1t up,
Amos. pelase?" ..
Woman" says I, What you ask
Is impossibeel. In the words o'-er-ah
somebody, / don't recolleck whether
II was Laura Jean Libby or who Just
now--but whoever II wuz, theq says.
This cob pipe goin' out in the ash
can an you kin use yer own pleasure
about whether you go an do like
WISE"
Then she. grabs the pipe out Of my
mouth and chucks II out the back
door.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-12
IF KIDNEYS ACT
BAD TAKE SALTS
Says Bachache Is Sign You Have
Been Eating too Much
Meat,

When you awake up with bachache
and dull misery in the kidney region
1t generally means you have been
eating too much meat, says a we'll
known authority. Meat forms uric
acid which overworks the kidneys
In their effort to filter IL from the
blood and they become sort OF par
alyzed and loggy. When your kidneys
get sluggish and clog you must
relieve them. like you relieve your
bowels; removing all the body's
urinous waste. else you have back
ache, dizzy spells; your stomach
sours, tongue Is coated, and when
the weather is bad you have rheuma-
tic twinges. The urine is cloudy.
full of sediment, channels often get
sore, water scalds and you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult a good, reliable ply
sician at once or get from your phar-
macist about four ounces OF Jad
Salts; take tablespoonful In a
glass OF water before breakfast for a
few days and your kidneys will then
act fine. This famous salts. is made
from the acid OF grapes and lemon
Juice, combined with lithia, and has
been used for generations to clean
and stimulate sluggish kidneys, also
to neutralize acids in the urine so II
no longer irritates, thus ending blad-
der weakness.
UoA ooft. A.. nS~