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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-25
PORTALES

Mr.. and Mrs. Nelson and daugh-
ter came in Saturday from La
Junta. Colorado, TO spend the hol-
iday season at the home of her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. i. D.
Forbes.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. L. Newly who
recently came here from TeXico,
N. NJ. have decided to locate per-
manently in Portales They have
purchased some land on South
Colorado street and are erecting a
bungalow.
The Baptist, Nazarene and
Methodist Sunday schools all en-
joyed Christmas trees at the
churches on Saturday night, Dec.
81. All the schools had ar
ranged splendid programs which
were enjoyed before the distrlbu-
ton of the presents took place.
The Rev. j. f. Nix went to
Roswell on Thursday where he
had been invited to give a talk at
a 6 O'Clock luncheon which was
given by the men of the First
Presbyterian church of that city,
Mrs. Walt Stewart and children
left here Tuesday for Lindsey and
Oklahoma City. Oklahoma. where
they will spend some weeks with
Mrs. Stewards parents and other
relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. J. Neer. Jr.,
and daughter. Marie, came up
from Roswell the first of the
week and will remain over until
next week and eat Christmas din
ner with his parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. E. j. Neer. Sr.
Miss Mamie Fuller arrived at
her home here Wednesday from
a several months stay at San An
tonic. Texas, for visit with home
folks during the holiday season.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Goodloe
of this city have announced the
birth of a son on Friday and Mr.
and Mrs. Nolan Mccall, the birth
of daughter on Monday.
Mrs. Clenon Mabrey and son,
]. D., and daughter, Henrietta,
left here Wednesday for both a
business and pleasure trip to
GAINESVILLE; Tex. They will visit
with Mrs Mabrey's mother, Mrs
Taylor, until the first of the year
Mrs. Means and son arrived
here Monday from Clayton, N.
M, to join the husband and faith
er, DR.. Means, who has been here
some weeks and has located here
having purchased both the den
tai practice and residence Of DR.
M. Byrne.
c. NJ. Dobbs who has spent the
-, ~, 1. Ii l.. y,
and sisters in Mississippi, arrived
at his home here on Thursday
Mr.. and Mrs. c. II. Evans who
recently arrived in Portales from
Memphis, Tex, have located on a
farm near town.
On Sunday night after the US
ual services, the Rev. J. F. Nix
received four people into mem
bership with the Baptist church
by immersion.
The band boys are rehearsine
and will put on a minstrel show
here ere many moons go by.
Mrs. Shay, former resident OF
Portales. arrived here Sunday and
will remain some weeks VISITING
In the homes of her children, Mr.
and Mrs. Frank Shaw and Mr.
and Mrs Dick Shay.
The Portales schools were dis
missed on Friday evening and
the pupils will enjoy one week
vacation, some of the students
going many miles into the coun-
try to their homes to enjoy the
holiday season with their parents
and friends.
On Sunday Mrs. Claud Jones
was delightful hostess at hci
home at a two course O'Clock
dinner complimenting her daugh.
tiers, Misses Ailene and Haze
Jones. Places We're laid at q
beautifully appointed table for tht
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-25
DRESSES

Every dress in this store, including
Tricotines, Canton Crepe, Taffeta,
Georgette and Serge, for street, aft
ernoon, dinner, party and evening
wear dresses, fresh, clean merchan-
disc, in up to the minute styles. We
have made great concessions to the
buying public in our endeavor to
clean up for new spring merchan.
disc, which will soon be on the way.
rs per cent to SO per cent off on
every dress in the store.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-25
Sale of Coats Suits Dresses Skirts Bouses and Chdrens Wea
i'm fact entire stock of Ready Wear immense savings
Goa rs

WAIS
Coats without number, ranging
from the utility coat for rough out
ing wear to the handsome fur trim
med velvet finished dressy coats for
best occasions. We have made a
very drastic cut in the prices of
these coats and have just the coat
you want. See our window display
of high grade Coats, plain or fur
trimmed. Values up to $47.50.
Special $19.98
Extra Announcement
100 high class Bon Ton
Back Lace Corsets, all sizes
80 1870 Off List Price.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-25
Foley's
Honey and Tar
COMPOUND

NSNiA NySANG
IT is JUST WHAT CHILDREN
ought to have for feverish colds, coughs,
"snufiles," and that tight, wheeling
breathing. ltstops Group, too 1t eases
and checks whooping cough. measles
cough and bronchial coughs.
Every User O Friend
Ny little siri had been having the Group
every few nishts. SO began aivins her few
drops Of Foleys Honey end Tar every two Oh
three hours. That nieht she siept well. never
coushed any and next day her cold was gsne.''-
Mrs, K. NJ. Ranley. Stanford. Ky.
My three children had a very severe attack
Of whooplns cou' The first few doses oil
Foley's Honey and Far Rsve them great relief,
and IT did them good. Mrs. E. c. Hostlet.
Grand Island, Neb.
Foley's Honey and Tar has been used
for more than thirty years in thousands
OF homes for relief from coughs, colds,
spasmodic Group, tickling throat, hoarse.
ness, whoopine cough, bronchial coushs
and the coughs that follow influenza OF
Ia grippe.
Sold everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-25

Those who have weak lungs can
not be too careful about taking
cold. as unless promptly treated,
pneumonia may follow. AS a
prompt cure for bad colds no one
could wish for a better medicine
than Chamberlain Cough Rem
edy. The success that has attend
ed the use of this preparation, not
only throughout the United States,
hut in many foreign countries,
shows that it is a remedy that can
be relied upon 1t is pleasant and
safe to take and only costs 35 cents;
large size 60 cents,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-25
The JOy or I,iyino

NO one can reasonably expect to
get much pleasure out of life when
his bowels are constantly consti-
pated. A few doses Of Chamber
lafn's Tablets will move the bowels
strengthen the digestion and give
you a chance to realize the real
joy Of living.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-25

Acclaimed as the handsomest
man in France, NJ Hoffman OF
Paris weighs 21O pounds, and has
waist measurement of &C inches
The longest snake in the world
Is &c feet in length. and Is an ana
conda, the tropical South Ameri-
can boa-constrictor.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-25

The Virginia league moguls came
TO bat early and fixed April % a.
the opening date of the 1922 sea-
son and September as the geta-
way.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-25
SKIRT

Dozens of the new stripe sport
skirts, in a beautiful and extensive
range of pretty color combinations,
well tailored and splendid. Some
of them are the new spring styles,
but all of them come in for great
reduction in price.
Values $3.50, special. .$5.9S
Values $1,000, special ......$7.4S
Values $3.50, special ..... 1898
Values $500, special 80. 1898
Values $16.50, special .$11.98
Values $3.50, special .$12.48
Values $3.50, special .$13.9S
Values $500, special .$17.48
Values $29.50, special .$19.9S
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-25
BLOUSES

Our entire stock of dressy, high
class Waists in georgette, satins and
novelties have been cut to cost and
less to make clearance for new
spring blouses soon to be on the
way.
Values to $500, special 49,. $3.98
Values to $3.50, special. -. .$5.48
Values to $1,000, special -. $6.9S
Values to $3.50, special -. &c. 8
Values to $3.50, special :. .$11.9S
Values to $500, special :. $14.9S
Values to $3.50, special !. .$24.98
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
COULDN'T KID THAT STUDENT
Youths Comment on Professors Ad.
mission Of Authorship Was Dis
tinctly Uneomplimentary.

George Philip Krupp has not always
been professor Of English at Columbia.
For two years he held the same posi-
ton at the University of Cincinnati,
where his modesty, as usual, was so
pronounced that his great scholarship
was not evident 10 the typical under
classman. One day a chap who had
just been promoted from the freshman
class bounded Into his study and said
Professor Knapp. found something
strange today; there's a book over in
the library written by a man who has
Just your name"
is that SOP said Professor Knapp.
e'What is the book?"
"Why, said the student, ait is an ac-
count Of an Anglo-Saxon work called
'Andreas and Elene'r
"But l wrote that book" replied the
author of Modern English, "and half
a dozen other volumes"
Said the student; "Ah, gwan p
New York Evening Post.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
A Feeling Of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. kidney, liver and bladder remedy
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle Of Swamp Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
It is not stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
1t is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der troubles.
A sworn statement Of purity is with
every bottle Of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However. if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. ", for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this observation-disclosures.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
suNFLoWER GOOD AS SILAGE
Becoming Popular In Northwestern
Sections Where Corn Is Diff
cult to Grow.

The use of sunflowers for sllage has
proved popular in certain of the North
ern Great Plains and Inter Mountain
states where 1t is not possible to pro
duce a large tonnage of corn for silage
purposes. In some sections the silage
made from sunfiowers has been found
to compare favorably In palatabllity
and feeding value with s;lage made
from corn. This is not always the
case, however, as It appears that in
certain irrigated districts in the North
ern Great Plains where the growth of
sunflowers is rank and succulent, the
resulting silage is often not very pal
atable. Experiments reported from
the Huntley experiment farm In Mon.
tana Of the United States Department
of Agriculture show that while II is
possible to produce from 25 to 80 tons
of sunflowers per acre, 1t has been diff
ficult to produce a silage that Is as
much relished by live stock as corn
siIage, which gives rather less than
half as much tonnage per acre.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

WduF MI Win FstNeTs
sweetie-What did you say to
father?
MTarine--I told him I'd saved up
five hundred dollars and wanted to
marry you.
49, 80 49, sSefI ettfast1ts
What was tile result7
Marine-He borrowed the FIVE hun
dred bucks.-The Leatherneck.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

say that l did not suffer much more
when my baby was born than / used to
suffer with my periods before took
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound years age. | give all the credit to
your medicine and shall always recon-
mend it very highly. - Mrs. H. H.
JANSEN, Millston, Wisconsin.
How can women who are weak and
sicklyexpect or hope TO become mothers
of healthy children? Their first duty is
to themselves. They should overcome
the arrangement or debility that is
dragging them down, and strengthen
the entire system, as did Mrs. Jansen,
by taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and then they will be
in a position to give their children the
blessing of good constitution.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

One autumn little George entered
the same kindergarten that his brother
Henry had attended during the pre-
vious year Very frequently the teach
er called him Henry by mistake, until
she became provoked at herself and
said to him:
81 am sorry, George, but l don't
know why I always call you Henry"
81 guess know" said George,
seriously. 1--WE got on Henry's shirt
and his pants and his Shoes
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
FOWLS REQUIRE GOOD
CARE DURING SUMMER
Poor Economy to Neglect Hens
During Rush Work.
" They Cannot BE Given Free Range
II viii Be Necessary to Furnish
Ample Supply Of Green Feed
Give Some Milk.

prepared by the United States Depart-
ment OF Agrlculture)
In the rush Of summer work the hens
often are neglected on many farms.
This Is poor economy, because the care
they receive will determine to a large
extent the profits to be realized.
The poultrymen Of the Department
of Agriculture advise that hens be
given free range, If possible, during the
summer months, and If they cannot be
given free range that as much green
feed be furnished as they will readily
consume. Milk is excellent during the
summer months. Buttermilk also may
be used, or seml-solid buttermilk II the
regular buttermilk is not obtalnable.
The department advises feeding
about equal parts of scratch grains
and Of mash for the average during
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

ALARM THAT DOES THE WORK
Young Mans Scheme Guaranteed to
End Sleep, and He Has
No Patent on It.

They were discussing that ever
vexing questionable question of get
ting up In the morning.
Il don't think said Frederick.
shat an alarm clock is any good al
all. l hear the bell of my alarm clock
go every morning. I simply lay my
hand on the nearest thing can pick
up and hurl something or other at the
clock. ! am constantly paying for new
alarm clocks but they only rouse me
for minute, and so to sleep again. !"
I've got a new kind of alarm clock, p
reported Charlie II don't know how
long it will last, but it is simply doing
fine work at present"
How does It differ from others?
at toots just like motor horn. As
soon as l hear It, jump out Of bed
to avoid being run over by a three-ton
truck.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Bewarei Unless you see the name
"Bayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty enc
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gia. Rheumatism. Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago, and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes Of twelve Bayer Tablets Of AS
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture Of
Monoaceticacidester Of Salicylicacid.
Advertisement.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
CATARRHAL DEAFNESS

Is greatly relieved by constitutional treat
ment- HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is q constitutional remedy Catarrhal
Deafness Is caused by an infiamed con-
dition Of the mucous lining of the Eusta-
you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect
hearing. and when It Is entirely closed
Deafness Is the result UE3s--isa'..i..s.'' -.
nammatlcn ce -ts be rsdHced your hearing
nay be DESTROYED forever HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE acts through me
blood on tho mucous surfaces of the sys-
TEN, thus reducing the Inflammation and
assisting Nature In restoring normal con-
Circulars free. All Druggists.
= ]. Cheney q Co., Toledo, Ohio.--Ad-
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
FIRST AID TO JOURNALS.

That's a rather heavy paperwelght
you have on your desk" remarked
the visitor
$50 1t is." said the editor Of the
Toadvine Clarion. That's what call
my 'molliher.'"
"YesT"
Sometimes an Infatuated citizen
comes into my sanctum seeing red and
vowing to skin me alive. / toy with
this paperweight little and It isn't
forty seconds before his temperature
Is normal again"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

". N. U, BALTIMORE. NO. ss-.is2t.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
CARING FOR STUMBLE LANDS
Turn as Soon as There Is Sufficient
Acknowledgement Weeds Into
Needed Humus.

Oats and wheat stubble that have
not been turned should be turned as
soon as there is sufficient moisture
Get rid Of weeds by converting them
into humus to improve your soil. II
wheat is to be sown on oat fields the
land should be turned as soon as pos
sibIe. II spring crop is to follow
wheat, break as soon as you can to
check weeds and get the land ready
for the next crop. The elbow sands"
had probably best be left till spring
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

medicine. we are
very fond of children
and for a consider
able time after we
married / feared /
would not have any
owing to my weak
condition. / began
t taking Ly dia z.
Pink b ANS Vege-
table Compound and
now / have a nice
strong healthy baby
girl can honestly
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
GETTING AROUND THE TRUTH



Little Helen, one Of the youngest set
Of Sclpio society, was missing her
sister, who was old enough even to
60 visiting and stay away from home
three whole days and nights. She
was getting more lonesome every
hour and after having been told sew
eral times by her mother that Louise
wouldn't be home until Friday, finally
hit on plausable pretext for getting
sister home.
Mother. let's write and tell Louise
that we have new baby at our
house. know she would come home
then"
But we could not write that--that
wouldn't be the truth, and 1t isn't
nice to tell things TINT are not true"
That apparently settled the mat
er, but Helen added: "Well, we could
tell her II was new baby doll when
she got home-that would be all right,
wouldn't it?'-Indlanapolls News.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

Lady Visitor Ito boys mOther)
Can't little James reeite some Of the
verse he learns at school?
Boston Jamie-No. Poetry ac-
cording to my way of thinking, IS
for devoid of interest, but l shall, II
you desire, state some Of the for
mulas Of higher mathematics.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
standard ered poultry.

Set your mark at standardized poul-
try. Such poultry offers a greater COM
bination of practical and utility quail
ty suitable to the needs of the farmer
and poultry keeper.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

How is Josh getting along with the
violnG"
"Better'n | expected, replied Farm
er Corntossel. Time and again it
sounds like IT was goin' to pieces, but
Josh always has the luck to hold 1t to-
gether somehow
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
Valuable sy.produe..

Edltor-Have you cut out a lot Of
the phrases as l suggested?
Authorizes. and found good mar
ket for them.
Edltor-what do you mean9
Autiior-I tied the discarded phrases
up into dozen lots and sold them as
vers libre.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

The hyglenie importance of electric
dIsh-washing has been shown In re-
port by Surgeon J. G. Cummings Of
the United States army. Investigating
The effects Of the influenza epidemic
In institutions haTing a quarter of a
million people, It was found that
where dishes were washed by hand
there were 324 cases Of the disease
per 1000 persons; but in hotels and
other places having electric DISH
washers the rate was only One-third
as great, or los per 1000. The wash
ing by the machines is not only more
thorough than hand washing, but
hotter water is used. and this lnsures
more effective sterilization.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
The cutIeura Toilet Trio.

Having cleared your skin keep It clear
by making Cuticura your everyday
toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse
and purify. the Ointment to soothe and
heal, the Talcum to powder and per-
fume. No toilet table is complete
without them. 25c everywhere.-Ad-
yertisement.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
a Claw

'sThe evidence seems to show said
the detective. "that the thief wore
rubbers and walked backwards"
"Then we must look out for man
with reeedIng gums" remarked the
wsg OF the force
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

Lambs on the best kind of forage
will pay for half pound of grain
fed daily. Oats, barley. corn, bran
and to 10 per cent ollmeal make the
best combinations of grain to feed
them.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

Bunk--I understand from good au-
thority he's writing for the magazines.
Bink-Well. It's true in certain
sense. They were delayed In the
mails and he wrote and asked to have
another copy sent.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
squirting Brings wrinkles.

Squirting the eyes is bad habit
which is rather attractive when young.
but which will induce all sorts of wrin-
kles around the eyes when one is
older.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

One of the greatest mistakes in poul-
try feeding is that Of giving an ex-
elusive grain ration. Meat, greens,
vegetables, etc, should all have o
place.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

II see where the flooring of a big
warehouse where a lot Of wholesale
foodstuffs was stored gave way"
THAT'S about the only way they'll
ever get high-priced food to come
down"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
Pigs Relish Pumpkins.

Pigs relish pumpkins, particularly
when the seeds are fed with them,
the seeds acting as vermifuge and
In putting the digestive system in good
order.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

Mother-James Do you see that
child pounding on the baseboard7 And
he has the hatcheti
Harassed Father-Yes, better take
1t from him. He'll need 1t after
awhile for the piano legs.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

AlIce-Whieh Of his letters did you
save for your breach-of-promise suit.
Kate--The ones he told me to burn.
Boston Transcript
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
keen After vermln

Keep after the lice in the poultry
houses. Lice like hot weather. But
they don't like the commercial dips
and germicldes.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

Mrs Casey lat Revere Beach,
Well. will yez look at Mrs. De SthyIe
and her darter gettin on the merry go
round.
Mrs. Rafferty-Shure; let us get on,
too and thin we'll be able to say that
we vance moved in the same circle
as Mrs. De Style.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

A short Trip to the Beyond.
"The medium is about to go into q
trance"
But she's a practical person.
s'How so7"
81 overheard her whisper to her as
sistant that ten minutes in Spookland
would be long enough. as there is q
crowd Of pikers present"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
Max. pork WIN pasf,re

1t Is a well-known fact that one can
make pork much more economically in
the summer time with pasture than
without.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

If a hog ration is properly balanced.
it takes less grain to produce 100
pounds of grain than when corn-ss fed
alone.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16

"Do animals go to heaven when they
dle7" small boy asked his mother.
''Why, no, dear"
"well. where do elefants. hippo
petosses. snakes and lions 60 when
they der
They go to the museums, Of
course plped his little brother, who
had been listening to the conversa-
tion.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1921-09-16
Queer.

Her name was Short. his name was
Long,
They married; now you see
She's always Long. and he's always
short
How caa- such queer Things bef