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New-York tribune., 1921-03-23
Beef Cost Drops, Price Rises
Charge Here Increases, Despite
Reelection at Yards

WASHINGTON, March 22.-While
the average price of good beef steers
on the Chicago market, from March s
to March 10, declined from 1895 to
$s.7o hundred pounds, during the
same period the average price Of good
steer beef at three large Eastern mar
kets advanced from $16.47 to $17.63,
the Bureau of Markets announced to-
DAY. During the same period, the bu-
reau added, the average price for me-
dium beef steers dropped from $500 to
1898, while the average wholesale price
of medium steer beef increased from
$16.43 to $16.65.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23
Harding Will Confer With
Correspondents Twice a Week

WASHINGTON, March 22.- Presi-
dent Harding announced to-day that
he would hold conferences with Wash
i9gton newspaper correspondents on
Tuesday and Friday each week, follow
ing Cabinet meetings. The announce
ment marks the formal restoration of
the pre-war policy at the White House
under which the President discussed
with the correspondents at regular in
tervals matters Of current interest.
The first conference was held to-day.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23
House Passes
$40 a Month Bonus RiIl

DOVER, Del. March 22.-The Dele.
ware House of Representatives to-day
passed bill providing for soldiers
bonus. The measure, which would au.
thorize the state to issue bonds for
for twenty-five months at $40 month.
All soldisrs, sailors, marines and
army nurses who saw service in the
World War and have an honorable dis
charge would be entitled to the bonus.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

Roads OF Destiny" with Pauline Fred
erick in the leading role. Is to be the
feature at tho Capitol Theater next week.
A program of special Easter music will be
given on Sunday.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

Martin Beck sailed yesterday for Europe
on MS annual quest for novelties for the
Orpheum circait OF vaudeville theaters.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

Herbert Grimwood and Henry Daniel
have been added to the cast OF Clair de
~une." which is rehearsing under the d.
rection Of q. Lyall Swete
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

William s. Hart in "The Whistle" will
be the chief item of the Riaito bill next
week, At the. Rivoi Theater Bebe Daniels )
IN Ducks and Drakes' will be the feature
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

Jack Barkers quartet was introduced
last night in the Ziegfeld Midnight Froiic
on the New Amsterdam Roof
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

Allen Holubar's Man. Woman and Mar
riage. starring Dorothy Phillips, will be
shown at the Strand Theater next week.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

TITS UP to You" scheduled to open to-
morrow night at the Casino Theater, has
been postponed to Monday, March 28.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23
The Stage Door

TITS UP to You. scheduled to open to-
morrow night at the Casino Theater, has
been postponed to Monday. March %.
Herbert Grimwood and Henry Daniel
have been added to the cast OF Clair de
-4une." which is rehearsng under the d.
recton OF e. Lyall Swete
Roads OF Destiny" with Pauline Fred
erick In the leading role. is to be the
given on Sunday. -
Martin Beck sailed yesterday for EUROPE
on his annual quest FOR novelties for the
orpheum circait of vaudeville theaters.
be the chief item Of the Riaito biIl next
week At the, Rivoli Theater Bebe Daniels
II aim. DUCKS and brakes will be the feature
JaGk nirhs na5ke5s r
on the New Amsterdam Roof.
:, Allen HoIuhars Man. Woman and Mar
shown at the Strand Theater next week.
r,,aTa ,M.ghtis5 =. Might" b,. had its London pre-
Adolph Klauber announces. sA''
--ommy." with Garet Hughes. Mabel Talia-
rules. will begin an indefinite engagement
at the Criterion Theater on Sunday. The
adaptation OF ne story to the screen is the
Robertson made the production The cast
includes George Fawcett. Leila Froat and
Alfred Kappeler.
The new Hanna Theater. Of Cleveland.
has been leased by the Shuberts and Crosby
and the Pauper" will be the opening at |
traction.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

'Nightie- Night" had it's London pre-
m!ere at the Queens Theater last night.
Adolph Klauber announces.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

VENTURE INN Tea. TEA ROOM. 74s
Luncheon TIC. Dinner 81. Open sundaya
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

vk WAEEHf YkMN 10 BANK ST.
," ~" HOME COOKING,
LUNCHEON 6bc. DINNER 9Oc
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

THE COSEY Tea Room. 10 e. ss St.
sbc: Dinner. 81. Strictly home cookinr'
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

ms eut,si.ths: Ordinary piass. u New ysrx.
y varied tastes invite the dissrimlssrisa
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

MARIE ESTHER Gis Chicken Waffle Dinner
Luncheon. Afternoon Tea. 10 EAST 3sfn ST.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

THE JUMBLE SHOP, Fl w. 9Th St.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. TEA-DENER
SUNDAY NIGHT SUPPER A SPECIALITY
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

The new Hanna Theater, OF Cleveland.
has been leased by the Shuberts and Crosby
Gatge. William Faversham In Tho Prince
and the Pauper' will be the opening at
traction.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23

POTNSETTIA SPECIAL Chicken war;.
Dinner. ll.0o Luncheon.
" '" 30 d. Sec Club Tea. 4oc
New-York tribune., 1921-03-23
CENTRAL BRANCH CAFETERIA

PINE TREE SPECIAL CHICKEN !!sS m WAFFLE
70 West &3rd. Wednesdays and Frldavs
tuhensen Afternoon Tea Dinner
Evening star., 1921-10-03

OWNERS WILL EXCHANGE EQUITY IN 4
Slnie ave. NV, Whic1 Wosi1 Fest ar ~ -
q modern home IN any 80 wAass fese1sseael
section. What Aave yoaS 1aDee 4e<te Wsed.
ward. TO &0th Gt. nv, rF-
Evening star., 1921-10-03
FOB RENT-aARAGEs.

FOB RENT-gARAGEs.
BRICK GARAGE SPACE. 25135 FEET. SUIT
able for auto repair shop. in alley near 18th
and Pes NV, $50. Franklin 5051.
FOR RENT GARAGE.
sins1s s,!ake $780, 1s,r a. sos 81 r. Nv Apply
PRIVATE GARAGE FOB RENT. IN CI4AR-
endon. Address Box GOA. Star office. =
FOR RENT - -FOUR NEW. GARAGES AND
room in rear tnclosure for six ears additional.
on McOulloush St, at Union station. in rear
Of Capitol Park Hotel: will rent all together
or singly; moderate rental.
HDWARD 9. BOOTH. Owner,
PRIVATE GARAGE FOB RENT. INQUIRE
after 8 pm. Mr.. A. CAsHION. s14 eth NV .
GARAGE SPACE FOE RENT: ELECTRIC
H. 'es ssh wafF ans III Hs s. sw AeS, e 81
NEW GARAGE: HOLD FIVE OR MORE
cars: water heat and electric light: front
and rear entrance. Apply ". d. EATMAN,
14AS Church st. NV. -
NEAR 18th AND PARK RD. COL. 1884 .
s.. SO. $I2 PER MONTH; CHEAPEST
space in city; steam heated; electric lights.
american Garage. 1139 18th st. NV. e
NEAR 14th AND COLuMBIA RD. NV
Single garage; wide slley; SO. Address Boz
GARAGE FOR 2 CARS. REAR 1924 q sT.
ne: e12 per month. EDW. p SCHWARTZ.
7S4 18th st. NV. 2s
e04 BARRY PL. N.W.-NEW FIREPROOP
garage; heat; electric lights; plenty room to
get II and ont: geod service. Phoss Nertb
g: R0BERT PALMER:
AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE, ETC.
Evening star., 1921-10-03

3a24 llEh M.W-Rsm, nicely fmasiked: two
Eisas pEefssrsd: second 6ooe. - 9; %
AT. ], 9S d N.M-6f7Skf,. WsH 7af1ished
rooms. both single and double: reasonable, ptf-
vate family. adults: convenient location. near
Mount Pleasant cars. ~
Evening star., 1921-10-03

IRVING NEAR 18th sT.-LArge aleove room,
with private hath. electricity; suitable. for two
gentlemen. Ool. 1072 8e..
Evening star., 1921-10-03
POULTRY, PETS & LIVE STOCK

POULTRY, PETS & LIVE STOCK
AIREDALN puppies. pedigieed; bea1ties; rea-
sonable. DR.. Locke, 812l 14th st. Col 674.
WE SEND any amount Of our mixed bird seed
BY parcel post. Athert0n's, 83S Indians ave.
Main 47O2.
wANTDD-2o stands italian bees. Address
Box 276-A. Star ONCE.
PUPPi6ICoIlies, male and female, pediRfeed
stock; poodles and Fog terriers. Fairchild's 9
Pet ahep, 1216 9th Ut. n.w.
WHITE LE0H6RI FUILBTs; heavy laying
Nd.
PUPPf1SC5. Bostss ssERisf. Fos sale At ~
Harvard st. AZ. -
mn BHN1K1AD yo4k. i66SSIlHfsd 1SS7
and HARNESS fse saA ehanp. Appay IA Ahede
lsland ave. A.e. 3s
Evening star., 1921-10-03
BUSINESS PROPERTY
FOR SALE.

HERE ARE TWO EXCEPTIONAL INVEST
ment opportunities In business PfUperfies: both
right in the path of intensive development and
ast-increasing values.
Near 18th and L SITS. NV.
Here IL a lot nearly 20 by over lee feet deep
to alley. Small frame house on property. Priced
at $4,000. and offer wanted.
Near 18th and L Sts. NV.
Lot about 10 feet by 80 feet to alley. with
T-room and bath dwelling On prsperty. 1t 10
a bargain at $500.
Exclusive Agents,
Allan E. Walker & Co.. Inc,
8I3 18th St. NV. Main 4e6.
LARGE STORE AND WAREHOUSE: ALSO
dwelling. II: 4th st: Sc.
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.
III" ST. NEAR 18th N.W.
One Of the best business sites. What have
''' STONE " & FAIRFAX. ,s4s n. 7. ave.
Ask for Ar. Sfone.
CONNECTICUT AVE.
NEAR BEST IMPROVEMENTS.
WIDE FRONTAGE. PRICE REAS0SAHLE.
GET PARTICULARS; 4 CHANCE TO
SPECULATION. s.
STONE 4 FAIRFAX. l342 \. 7. ave.
Ask for Mr.. Stone.
BUSINESS PROPERTY WEST OF sth-IAres
lot valuable improvements. wide aHey. $5S.0V8.
takes dwelling. not over $4,000 in part pay,
STONE 4 FAIRFAX. 1882 y. Y. ave- ::
Ask for Mr.. Stone. =
Evening star., 1921-10-03
WANTED-T0 RENT

FOUR ADULTS CNFTRNISHED HOUEE. 1
or bedrooms: ami. Enst CAPITOL st. or NJ.
ave 1st to 4th. Phone Lincoln 5000
3-5 ROOMS. SUITABLE FOR HOCSEKFEP-
ing: small apartment or house; Chevy Chase or
Nj. Pleasant. CaH Clev 1O9A -
CONGRESSMAN WANTS MODERN CSFCE-
nished house or six room apartment Oct. Is.
C" Is44. 3s
Evening star., 1921-10-03
FOR EXCHANGE

EIGHT ROOMS, STORE. GARAGE: se8 Id
NV OWNER, 26N Georgia ave. oci6s
Evening star., 1921-10-03
OFFICES AND STUDIOS

OFFICES AND STUDIOS ]
Conn. Ave. Near Dupont Circle.
! Large parlor. suitable private dances. Glib
meetings. classes. musicals. Pfc.: piano: We
trola. Franklin 1854.
FOR RENT-l31l ST. N.w.-ENTIRB
| SIKH dOor will sntdivide. Apply
GEORGE s. REES.
! Room us. Evans building. +
NV. CORNER OF l4th AND MONROE STA.
! n. " Second floor three large. bright reans
| and bath; heat Furnished. snitsbie especially
| for either dentist or doctor. Private entrance.
B. F. Saul Co.
Franklin 55a3. a3t Y. Y: ave. nv.
ONE LARGE uFFiiE ROOM ON SECOND
floor Of s.w. corncr 1.yh and & st1. NV
PERCY II. RUSSELL COMPANY. 18th and K
NV.
DESK ROOM IL ONE OF THE BEST BUILD
ings in the city. Apply
30G Alhee building.
MODERN OFFICE ROOMS: HEAT AND
light furnished: water In each room: Ql
,Iih st NV. Apps SULLIVAN TIRE CO..
PROFESSIONAL OFFICES n BC1DINe
northwest corner Conn: ave. and I. st. Eie-
vator- GEO. W. LINKiNS. 1Tl9 & 81.
TWO ROOMS FOR DOCTORS OFFICE; lat
floor front. the Garlan apf-. I31 A st. ne:
Ami; near Capitol and Library: rent. $3a
per month. BOSS & PHELPS. l4o6 h r..
NV.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
Passing the Buck on
Street RaiLUdys
By BILL PRICE.

Some members of Congress engaged In that beau
tifu sport of passing the buck the street railway
tange in the District That is having wrested with the
problem for several years. and still being unable to
the proper legislative cure they tell the Public Utilities
Commission You have the power to reduce fares go
ahead and do it,
confronted with the utilities law which provides that each
public utility shall be allowed reasonable return upon
its fairly established valuation fares should go danger
ously below the point where the return not reasonable
and financial wreckage looms up the company threatened
would promptly the courts and ask for injunction
the grounds of conscaton of property injunction
likely to be granted if the facts alleged true. This
would add just another to the many public utility
now pending in the courts and further compcate situa
tion which be cleared only by MERGER
Should the scheme to wreck the w. r. and E. that it
might pass the Capital Traction at bargain price
ceed the effect would be to throw the w. r. and into
the hands of receiver Once in the hands of the courts
Judge would have authority to fix fares the lines of
that road establish fares which would make suburban
ties pay the upkeep, do almost anything to bring in
sufficient And, after all, would that compel
egeri Would the stronger of the two roads be able to
swallow the otheri Wouldn't it simply add bedlam to
situation from which the public is today the real sufferer
The Public Utilities Commission cannot compel
indirectly force merger without bringing about endless
litigation in the courts Congress egsate to correct
the whole thing 1t can force merger the essential
thing to permanently lower fares to the riding
public next to municipal ownership, the right and only
thing
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
Some Thoughts of Thinking
OurSeLUes Out of Success

on to do better. 1t is probably an
excellent thing for human beings
that the hristian religion teaches, us
to regard ourselves as miserable
Sinners" unwerthy, worms of the
dust, etc. Starting out with that
we certainly ought to do our best to
make conditions better. Perhaps
that accounts to some extent for
progress made by civilization since
Christianity has become the worlds
dominating religion.
In every question referring to men,
there are SO many complications that
what seems true from one angle
seems false from another. 1t is said
that man to do thing well must
have confidence in himself. When
William Tell put the apple on his
son g head, he bent his bow and sent
the arrow through the apple with
out hurting the boy, everybody felt
that he did it because he KNEW IN
HIMSELF THAT HE COULD DO
IT.
But William Tell did not achieve
that wonderful skill by saying to
himself over and over, 81 am the
worlds crackerjack archer. am
SKILL, l am accuracy, / am the
greatest ever"
He learned to shoot BY SHOOT
ING. Just as men learn to think by
thinking, just as they earn the right
to say ~ am success" by ACHIEV-
ING success.
On the other hand, if you start
out uncertain, frightened, you start
with heavy handicap, for fear and
nervousness weaken the heart, the
nerves and the will.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
4UM ANISMS
William AthertOn Du Puy-

IT was threatening rain In Washington and
hotels were busy putting UP an awning across
the sidewalk TO protect the guests who were ar
As they carried their paraphernaIia In and out
through the narrow door they kept jostling quite
.unceremoniously a slim. gray, shy gentleman.
who was standing by and evidently waiting for
some
In fact. this elderly gentleman found IL neces-
sary to dodge quite alertly from one side to the
other to avoid being bumped by some of these
awning posts.
The porters paid no attention. They little
knew that II was Andrew ID. Mellon. Secretary OF
Treasury one of the richest men In the world.
they were thus brushing aside
Assistant Surgeon General c. C. Peirce, of the
United States Public Health Service, was once In
the cabin OF the captain Of a ship far at when
. sailor came In. said he was sick and asked the
aiiing him. The captain shook out about a tea
spoonful of calomel, told the sailor to take IL
and to come back in the morning for a dose of
salts. 1t was the stock prescription for all all
ments,
when the sailor had gone DR.. Pierce protested
to the captain against the sire OF the dose of
calonnel he had given
F., aIt only costs 40 cents pound" was the cap
So Or. Pierce reported to the Public Health
Service on the methods OF captains in prescribing
for the members of their crews and the service
made up little book which II called "The Ships
Medicine Chest" which was very simple doctor
book and which told the amounts of medicine
that should be given and which for what and
this book II distributed to all vessels that sail
under the flag.
Senator Frank Il. Willis Of Ohio was campaign
ing for governor some years ago and had spoken
at caldwell. After the days work was over and
he was getting into bed at his hotel word was
brought that q man who had heckled him that
night had been arrested, was unable to get bail
ana was consequently languishing in Jail
Senator Wills telsphoned the msyor. got him
court and brought the cuiprit to trial He even
appeared in the mans defense The offender
fAr tof,,r
willis paid the fine
Az the Senator'S train nesred Columbus the
next day this man came up to him. admitted that
he had been a hired heckler, said that he had
sworn off, returned the fine money the Senator
had paid out In his behalf and pledged him his
Copyright isi by Public Ledger Coz
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
AngLOm0niac
Disturbers

THE best disposition that could
be made of Rear Admiral
Sims is to retire him on the
pay and allowances of retired
naval officer.
Having repeatedly shown that he
is unable to control his speech, he
should wear the plain clothes of a
private citizen, in which his incorri-
gible habit of flaming indiscretions
in public addresses would not offend
the American naval uniform and his
fellow citizens.
He attacks hyphenates, forgetting
that British-American is just as
much hyphenate as an Irish
American or German-AmericaH,
and sometimes more Objectionable,
because that particular brand is
often more hyphen and less Ameri-
can than the others.
Mr.. Sims apparently loves Eng
land, under whose flag he was born,
and we are inclined to think from
his criticism in England of Ameri-
can institutions that he does not
love America.
His exaggerated pro-British devo-
ton, publicly expressed, required an
equally public reprimand from
President Taft eleven years ago.
Merely to repeat the discipline
now would probably only increase
his grudge against his own country
men, whom he gravely offended two
years ago by communicating to an
international banker, the fiscal agent
of Great Britain, his criticism of the
naval policies of President Wilson s
administration before sending that
criticism to the head of the Navy.
= Mr.. Sims grudge against his own
country is apparently incurable. A
grudge is dangerous thing in a
man having high official authority,
public or private.
1t would be much better to retire
him and get him into plain clothes.
Retire Admiral Sims, recall Am
hassador Harvey, and return Bishop
Manning to England, and we should
be free of our worst Anglomaniac
troublemakers.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
Stars and Stripes

Man Is proud because the ape initiates
him. Perhaps the ape has a sense of humor.
Some people expect Opportunity to break
in the house, go back to the kitchen and
cook supper.
II seems that the United States Is not
satisfied with the Allies Yaphazard manner
of distributing former German possessions.
Hush money is generally paid on the quiet.
You can see Loves Labor Lost" in most
any divorce court.
The slogan Of fashion seems 10 be: aUp-
wardl. Upwardl Ever Upwsrdi"
II isnt always the eternal triangle that
breaks up homes. Sometimes it's an octaron
o. . hsxagcu-
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
COLOR BLINDNESS.

In a lecture by DIT. Bate
son, of London, II was stated
that IL a man who is color
blind marriesSa woman who
is normal. their children will
probably be without the de-
feet, which will reappesr In
the next generation when
the daughters marry. The
blindness is perpetuated
through the daughters and
not through the sons and
is far more common among
women than men. II Is esti-
mated thst-5 per cent OF the
population are color blind.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15

"Cherie," her father called from tho
top OF the stairs, did l hear a smack
down there just now?"
"If you did" she replied, you're a
wonder. I've been looking forward to
one all the evening"
EVERETT E.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
ppsUpaBcr,oN FLOWER.

In Egypt is q plant called
the resurrection flower.
sleeping, but not dead, the
flowers are aroused by being
immersed In water. and then
the fibres unfold until, pet
sis thrown back, they be-
come a beautiful starry
bioouA.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
WHY SHE CRIED.

silk Hat Sid-My wife has just had
another crying spell--they simply
break me all up.
Brown Derby Kid-Same with me
when my wife gete 'enn. and she won't
stop until she does break me. either.
HARFER'S FERRY.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
HIS HONEY BABE.

Bsshfui honey-bahe Of mine.
Bless me with your smiles divine;
Thrill me with your tender touch
knights OF old have died for such.
let me steal ons tiny kfss;
IL would MI my soul with bliss.
-ris your mouth which does allure, D.
Pretty maiden. 80 sweet, so pure.
In this weary world. what pleasure
To possess one priceless treasure.
ne my treasure chest Of gold.
And I'll be your pirate bold.
EDWARD y. IRWIN
The Washington times., 1921-06-15

A noted astronomer says that
"the world we live on is but
suburb of the universe" IL
that's so when is the noted gem
tleman going down town" on a
shopping tour with his storm
and strife?
JULES BAcKENHEIMER
The Washington times., 1921-06-15

Now scattered all over
country. Chicago wives are
baggins thousands per diem.
One Cleveland wife was too
tender hearted to shoot.
Hired four stiletto impre-
sarios to carve him like
Thanksgiving turkey.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
Beauty in the Flowery Kingdom.

A japanese beauty must have straight black
hair. Her face should be narrow and long: her
forehead high and narrow at the middle. but
wider and lower at the sides. so that u corre-
sponds as nearly S possible to the outline Of
Full.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15

Husbands should band to-
gether for protection. Wives
getting csllous, Seem TO be
afraid of mice. Stslling.
Nothing to gain by shooting
mouse, which has no insur-
ance on its life.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
River Bed of Oak.
BY X. c. b.

The bed Of the Moksha river. in Russia, for a
length Of 400 miles is full OF magnificent oak
trees. Oak has the peculiar property Of lasting
for centuries when buried in water or wet sand
Oak piles constructed by the Romans are stiii
sound.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15

Reports from Oklahoma.
Small herd Of wild husbands
seen near here last week.
Disappeared toward most In
accessible wilds of Rockies.
Led by large roam colored
husband with torn socks.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15

Should be closed season
for husbands. just like min
nows, muskrats. and other
small game. Ought to give
them three armistice months
for 'em to shave and count
their money Broadway was
great paradise for husbands
once. Used to roam In forests
OF lsmpposts. Slaughter
made them very shy. Immi-
grated TO Long Island, where
massacre continued.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15

Great responsibilities rest upon
small things-the little suspen-
der button, for instance.
A. HAM.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15

PSYCHOLOGY OF THE CROWD.
That was a painful study in the
psychology. OF the crowd at the
game between Cleveland and
Washington Monday afternoon.
WALTER JOHNSON. the greatest
pitcher who ever stepped on a
mound. the hero of countless
thousands, heard the thunderous
roar of Take him out! Take him
outl"
He had gone in to try to save
the game for Washington. but the
Cleveland batsmen mauled his Of
ferings In all directions. And the
man who once fed on wild ap-
plause and encouraging greetings,
even when he wasn't going
good" heard only the words that
must have pierced his heart to
the quick.
A hero today; down and out to-
morrow. The Roman gladiators
knew this human tragedy only
too well.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15

They say "a man may be
down. but he's never out" Well
know more about that on the
eve of July 2.
+. yETTER.
The Washington times., 1921-06-15
Mr.. B. Raer
PoPrING AWAY AT PoP.
oepyriEnt. iOai. by ne star cs'nssas

All kinds OF wild game
seem TO be protected by law.
Except husbands. Once hus-
bands roamed prairies In
countless numbers. II ruth
less shooting continues un-
abated species will soon be
deader than sanshrit
The Washington times., 1921-06-15

Tbeyd De sheht loI week
SOUTHERN SLIM.
IL used to be unlawful to sell in
toxicants to minors. Now all hands
are put into the minor league, al
though lots of them can hit the
high ball In fast company. Let's
get a decision from Judge Landis
on this. FRED VETTER.
Sosk-Im preserving money now.
Bosk--How so.
soak-I put 5000 in alcohol today.
EMoRK.
FRAGMENTS OF PHILOSOPHY.
Wise words sno foolish actions,
though having nothing in COM
mon. commonly go together, as
many . philosopher knows.
Next to having the ability TO
discover truth for ourselves, is
having the capacity 20 receive
the truth that others have dis-
covered for us
The road 10 success is not so
crowded that any OF us need
trampie on the rights OF othera
There are no teachers pets "
the school Of experience.
". ]. scHwAH