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Evening star., 1921-10-31
FOREMOST AMERICAN
HERO REACHES HERE
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shortly afterward smother machine
gun nest was encountered.
Kills Two With Pick.

shortly afterward smother machine
gun nest was encountered.
Kills Two With Pick.
"Calling on his mon to follow. Lieut..
woodfll rushed ahead Of his line in
the face Of heavy Are from the nest,
and when several Of the enemy ap-
pearsd above the nest he shot them.
essW asa Ess ssisneiss s's shs 11 gun: q few s
Rinutes later this officer for the third
tire demonstrated conspicuous dar-
| ihG by charging another machine gun
POSITION, killing fv6 men In one ma
chine gun pit with his rife. He then
jump into mt ths pit wien two other
eunnefs only few yards away turn
ed their gun on him. Failing to kill
them with his revolver. he grabbed a
pick lying near By and killed both of
them 1nspirsd hy The Ne. exceptional ,ss ao nai
men pressed on to their objective un-
fire."
Lons Military Record.
According to the official records,
Sergt. Woodffll enlisted in Company
D. 11th Infantry, March 8. 1901, and
was discharged February 26, 1904
He re-enlisted in Company D, Sd In
CHARGED june 90. 1905; he re-enlisted
the following day in Company B, 10th
Infantry, in which company he served
until February 2, 1908, when he en-
listed in Company K, 18th Infantry.
He was dischaEged Febrasry s. 1911,
pany A, 9th infantry, serving as SER
geant until June 80, 1917, when he
was appointed a temporary second
lieutenant. He was discharged from
this company July II. 1917. He was
is, is1s, and captain February rs,
1919. He wss discharged as captain
Of infantry October 81, 1919, at Ho-
boken. N. J. On November ~, 1919.
he enlisted as sergeant in the aoth
wse eapsss; s Sefs i Tesss e% ss.vns ky
He sailed from the United States
April 1e, 1915, and returned to the
United States on July Is. 1919. He
has received the following decora-
ttons. citations and campaign badges:
Medal Of honor. January 10. 1919;
French csoix Do susrTs @ and Legion Of
negro. sth class; French enlarged
citation certificate: victory medal,
August Z, 1880; Mexican border serv.
ice badge. April 2. 1890. He was
wounded severely on July II, 1913.
Tfyiag to Get Csmnissisn.
The Kentucky congressionas dele
CATION ana many high ranking Off.
csfs Of the Army, including Gen.
psfshing, consider that his valiant
and efiieient war services entitlS him
70 eefamission IN the Regular Army.
and senator Ernst Of Kentucky has
prepared . bill providing for his pro-
motion to the srade OF captain. He
held that rank In the National Army.
senator Ernst will escort him to the
White House this afternoon or tomor.
row for formal presentation to Presi-
dent Harding as one Of "Kentuckys
most honofed hefoes."
Evening star., 1921-10-31
which we all pass. independent of tim

which we all pass, Independent Of time
or place."
DR.. Duncan has devoted his life to
the works Of the Italian poet, has
visited every city with which Dante
was associated and. following his lee.
ture today, exhibited an interesting set
u pictures Of the Italian, gathered dur.
ing his visits to Europe.
Rev. George M. Cummings opened the
meeting with an invocation and Rev.
Douglas p Birney. recently returned
from an extended visit to Rome and
other European cities, spoke on condi-
tions generally as he had found them
abroad,
Evening star., 1921-10-31
HEADS LOUISIANA WOMEN.

Acceptance by Mrs. John D. Wilkin-
son Of Shreveport Of the Louisiana
craftsmanship Of the Woman's Party
was announced by national headquar-
ters of that organization last night,
with the explanation that she would
direct the struggle Of women in Louis
lana for the removal of legal discrim-
ination against their sex" through
adoption Of the equal rights amendment
10 the federal Constitution.
mo member Of the Louisiana legis-
lature could be found willing to intro
duce the equal rights bill,' the an
Evening star., 1921-10-31

legged to have been stolen from the
place Of business Of Frederick A.
Schultz, 61S 14th street. which was
robbed between o'clock yesterday aft
ernoon and Z o'clock last night.
Entrance was gained through a rear
second-story window, reached by climb
ing to the, roof Of a shed. Moore de-
MED that he had committed the bur-
glary. He is being held for investiga-
ton.
Evening star., 1921-10-31
SHOWS WAR DEBTS
STRANeLE NATIONS
Continued from First fses.I

fields of the west, the mines of ths
Rocky mountains and the factories Of
New England. TAx refofM Snd re-
duction Of governmental expenditures
mediate and decisive action. The curse
is world wide. and the relief to be most
effective must be universal.
"An examination of these great gov
ernmental expenditures will disclose
that q vast part Of them is occasioned
by wars Of the past and preparation
for future war. Ninety-three per
cent of our fedsfxl expenditures are
for such purposes. Only Z per cent
of our expenditures are made TO meet
Thirty-eight per cent of our present
national revenue is expended tpen
our Army and Navy. But for ex-
penses incurred for wars. past and
contemplated. the taxes derived from
esSns,a ana o. TSsa s sss sns
Hence, but for w&f and fear Of an
other war all taxes by the federal
government could be abolished except
those derived from cigars and tobao-
Of the ffishtfui expense Of war and
the heavy burdens that It always On.
tails"
senator SWahA6n's su19eStfOMS.
Senator swanson, who 10 4 minority
member Of the foreign refatienS com.
mittee and former chairman Of the
naval committed. suggested agree.
mefits which President Hsfding'S On.
terprise should reach.
I'VE should feeoe mise" said the vir.
ginia senator. "the dependence Of
England upon access to the sea alike
in times Of peace afid war for the
sustenance Of her people and the con-
tihuanee Of her ihdustffes. but we
should insist that though Ensiand's
existence depends on her access to
the seas. it gives her no Fight to D
naval supremacy that places the com.
mefce OF the world under her control
and d;etation. The freedom Of
tins seas wsuid also give protection to
the island sbspifs OF Japan"
!, RegafaiHs fAr eastern questionB.
Senator BwAnsen said that China WAs
"the Ney 10 settlement and that IL
would act Be dlfficuis II the nations
wes,a ,ss "a a;fsTy = ts ssais pledges under
se0rS NGs-~ d CAiAa.
utsing asorst '1ntsiation" Of
Chiha, 4shAtss ~ ~ o16 continued:
,srhe t..t ed Ast:S sren door pol
icy there :eIsst be observed And no
NOR. spheres Of influence and no
more special concessions must b ex.
tortcd from China"
C5nfdehes shnt the dispute between
I tais nation ana Japan over the island |
Of Tap would be adjusted satisfac- |
torisf va sx9ssssed BY Senator
!. ysG.:
Evening star., 1921-10-31
TELLS OF DANTE'S WORKS
DR.. Duncan, Lifelong Student Of
italian Poet, Addresses Ministers

In talk on the life work Of Dante,
DIR. George c. Duncan Of the Herrnon
Presbyterian Church addressed the
members of the Presbyterian Ministers
Association at t1pe New York Avenue
Presbyterian Church today.
The Divine Cpmedy.'' said DR.. pg,n-
can: rs the biography of every human
soul. 1t describes states through
Evening star., 1921-10-31
ARRESTED At STATION.
Visitor Calls for Package Alleged
to Contain Stolen Goods,

A young man, giving his name as
Charles Moore and his address as 4s3
Massachusetts, avenue. Boston. Mass,
called at Union station this morning to
get package that was checked there
last night, and was surprised when
Detectives Biliman, Mullen and Pratt
arrested him.
The package contained Photographic
supplies valued at more than $500, al
Evening star., 1921-10-31
CARuso's BROTHER SAILS,

ROME, October Soft was learned
today that Giovanni, brother Of the late
Enrtco CAfus0, has sailed for America
en- board the steamer Dante Alighieri.
He WAS accompanied by an attorney
and will undertake the settlement Of
tho tenof's VIII,
Evening star., 1921-10-31

It is customary for a royal princess
when she stands godmother to a child
to make a present to the nurse, usual
ly a f5 note.
Evening star., 1921-10-31

The Aland Islands are located in
the Gulf of Bothnia and have been
awarded to Finland by the league Of
nations.
Evening star., 1921-10-31

Most South American girls hav
wayn, ambitions and ideals to them.
Evening journal., 1921-03-15

Soft taffeta in the pearl gray that
leads all other colors in popularity
this spring. would be effective for
this new afternoon model. A con-
trasting note OF blue taneta could
be used for trimming. as shown.
The foundation skirt, which has lit
tie or no fullness is Joined TO the
straight-lined waist slightly below
the normal belt line. The bOunant
note IL given by a draped overskirt
which joins the dress by means OF
shirring at front and back. leav-
ing the sides free TO form full puffa
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-09
New Works. 1921 automobile Show
Sets Nem High Mark in Industry

In many respects the 1921 Automobile sho7-, which opened yester-
day at Grand Central Palace, is far ahead of any of its yearly prede-
ce'sors. Cans for every pocketbook, more Of them than ever before
seen at single national automobile show-and nearly all built to con
form with the cor servaIve tastes Of a citizenship tired If things radical
ana ~aNdui-dFew an opening day throng which the show manage
ment as not SLOW 70 pronounce a potential patronage. The crowds
reached their height during the evening session.
Elghty-r1n different makes Of motor cas are to be seen on the
four floors devoted to the show. Set against a background Of red and
green, theig "aryng colors and brilliant trimmings form N impress
se ensemble which occasioned not a few EXPLANATIONS Of wonder on
the part Of persons who never before saw such a display Of industrial
achievement Stately lmousines with their rich tapestries and silver
buckles" WED with the less imposing runabouts, which. while not as
attractive a the big closed cars proved a magnet for those who may
have limousine appettcs but can afford only the more modest cars.
The cars themselves are works Of art and reveal in an engineering
way construction skill OF the highest degree.
The accessories exhibits o the third and fourth floors were not
without their 'audlence" Interest in the thousands Of devices that
TORN the seasonal crop Of motoring aids and necessities was quite a.
ken as Ia shown the soldler-like array Of motor cars.
Monday will be AIl-Aneuca Day, the show opening at 10 p ~
and remaining open to 1890 P. m. Tuesday Will be Automotive
Engineers Day; Wednesday, Society Day; Thursday. Army and Navy
Day; Friday, Dealers Day. and Saturday, Suburban Day.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-09
Trade-In Value
Must Be High,
Says Ned Jordan
Price of Car, Plus Cost of
Ipkeep, Plus depreciation
When Finally Sold, l.
New Formula for Buvine
BY EDWARD s Jordan

President Jordon Notor Cor Conn
parry
Survival in the motor Industry Re.
Ponds p the ability Of the mauu.
facturer and the dealer TO 50 success.
fully serve the owner as to attain :
'4lga secondhand value for MS car.
Ihoss nn"Vfacturers who can sci
their cars in guficlen. Quantities, baes
up their owners with tic typ. Of sery.
ice required and put into the car that
which makes il a good Investment
these are he ones who will survive ~
maintaining 2 hign used value or tn
owners car.
Motorists long experienced in she
purchase Of cars gradually have como
TO appreciate that the first prize or q
car ls only part Of the purchase price.
Every Il knows that, sooner or later.
the time ome when a new car viii BE-
desirable and tho old car must be
traded in or sold. When this time
comes The actual price OF the car -
revealed.
The for.rula for future buying will
be the Price Vi tLe car, pills. VIC cosr
Of upkeep, plus the depreciation when
the tine comes to sell.
Those Manufacturers who realize
this are unanimous in their endeavor
TO build behind their cars the highest
possible resale value.
In lne las, lew mUnths a remarkable
condition has dcve oped in he au,orno-
bile Industry. Many have cried wolf"
Ind have been loud in their claims that
the Industry has a. last reached the
saturation point.
Yet 8 600 600 car owners continue 70
drive their cars. Nine million au,omo-
biles are wearing out. No one has
bought q horse. No one has entertained
TOR a mlnute replacing his car with
any other means OF Transportation. Yet
those with stunted vision cry that the
motor industry has reached the end
OF its rope.
Last September, when Ford saw fit
n cut the price of his ca.. buving
suddenly ceased Tho need and desire
for transportation by motor car, how.
ever. did not stop. Every one imme-
dlately felt that further reduction or
all cars was imminent. The history
of buying repeated itself.
To-day the motor industry faces a
future as bright and as big as ever
seen in the past. A new appreciation
Of motor car value has developed.
The old idea that purchase price was
the last price passed out with 1920.
Nsver again will the public buy mo-
tor cars with tire snme attitude Of mind
that they buy shoes, clothing aud food.
Hereafter buying will be done toward
the day wner. the car will be traded
liz aspin a~0Ainat u nAw Car.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-09
| Am the Automobile

Product of brain and Drawn, I FIJI
man's primary reed for transportation.
I aid the progress of civilization BY
bringing men closer together.
! am tho friend and the servant Of
mankind.
| am tho companion OF recrca.fon
and the helpmcet Of work.
! render employment TO millions. /
epeed production and the delivery Of
the worlds goode.
| Increase the value Of property.
place the country within rcack OF
tho city dweller and bring tho city TO
the dooys Of country folk.
To the farmer hnvo been a god
send. save him time and labor.
Through mo no has improved his way
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-09

Of li"ing: | have brought the town
close 70 him.
The manufacturer depends on NE to
carry merchandise from source to fac
tory and on to The markets.
proclaim the wares Of the mer-
cfant | swell his profits. I serve
the customer.
am the feet Of the salesman, bear
M him % greater service, to more
and rreeter riches.
bring The physician In time to save
'hr .trickcn. keep his mind keen
and his hand steady. | restore roses
to the checks Of pallor.
serve the intcrcsts of 81 p%rofes-
sions.
I am the Inspiration Of art and o,
letters.
Man Ia lndchtod 20 me for The broad
sning influence Of trnvcl. provide
comfort end protection on his way.
Woman real 2es hor Independence
through my omcos.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-09

out tho span Of life | am the cradle.
the saddle and the rocking chair. [
Inn the bcare~ TO the fnaI place Of rest.
am the new common carrier. am
the automobile. ". G. SlLLS,
Member Board Of Directors, National
Automobile Chamber of Commerce.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-09

To youth | mean tho Wholcsomeness
of the greht outdoors. the poetry Of
motion and tho romano. Of changing
scene. To age bring rejuvenation,
through diversions other than the
hcntthstone.
| attend man at his birth. Through
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-09
Dependability Is the Real
Standard of Motor Car Valg1t
Automobile Is Useful Only in the Degree That [
Keeps Eternally at Its Business of Running
Service on Road Is Only Test, Says Collin,

ne is serenely sure Of The same sense
OF ease and security. re drives his
car into the garage st night. k~nouing
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-01-09
By R. H. Collins

President ind General Manager
Cadillac Motor Car Company
Ever since automobiles first became
! PRACTICAL, there has been a constant
search for a criterion Of motor car
nlue, a sound and clearly defined
Principle upon winch TO Judge a motor
Z. as an investment.
To this day, the question most fre-
s~1ently asked regarding automobiles
s-"Hov can I tell a good automc-
.l9~
The answers tina, have been given,
Id are still given are almost as num-
-.ous IS the ln44lries.
Some say the gauge Of an automo-
les goodness or desirattlity is its
-9.aearance; others its economy: still
'.aeTs, It's list Of specifications, its
~'seolAl meeha44cai features. the quail
: Of IT'S materials. the accuracy Of its
nrSnansiip, Us engineering excel
@ces, its speed, It's nill-climbing
i''.lly, Its responsiveness, It's quiet
.'ss' its aexibi.i.y. and so on.
Ne one will sainsay the Importance
Z : single one Of these elements. but
L :ac. rsmalns hat they are simply
'snsnts. and the automobil. chosen
"ieY because II excess IN one Of these
;9.nis' VII surely fail TO render the
iA-Tolnd sati faction nat a man has
: right TO eApec- from has car.
An automobile that has only its
's@uSiful appearance to recommend il
eionss IN 4 show window to De ad-
@i'ed. Its beauty Will not car, its
'"aef an inch II the way toward home
! = g sta I'D al ne bottom Of a steep
III or mirsd IN the mud, or will not
yart-
And Of what earthly use Is the mos,
snafsaoie economy Of gasoline # the
a VIII not perform the tasks It's
5snsr ssks Of it7
Where Cleyerness Doesn't Count
Again, the man who Is constantly
a7ing trouble With his car and is
a'sa deprived q liz use can derive
~? slight consolation from the
ugh; TIT i 5 EQUIPPED with the
everest and mgst ingenious m~echani-
a devices
Engineering excellences do not atone
~ floing cisc1mfyrts and Their draw
~'"- Speed is Mt an.Gnmixed bless-
q i! l. 10 only mad at the cost Of
~-s1ht Nnnering and nursing and
~s1ng. ability 20 climb hills loses
= 81 rs zest II there lie always
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-04-28

Mr. q w Coe and family are
enjoying q new Ford car.
Mrs Annie Mordaunt, Of st.
Johnsbury, is a guest at II E
Fairbrother's.
Mr. and Mrs Will Blake Cf
Becbe River, n H, visited rela-
tives in town the past week.
Mr. and Mrs Harry Bean, Wis
tied at his fathers, Chas Beams
the past week.
Mr. Parker, who is employed
at the "Way Garage" has NOV
ed his family here from St
Johnsbury and is occupying the
Bemis cottage.
Mrs Lillian Walter, spent Fri
day at Lyndonville, with her
daughter, Mrs Sherrer.
Mrs George Burroughs of
Portland, Me-, was guest at
J w Donaldson's, Saturday.
Mrs Josephine Bigelow is
caring for Mrs Virginia Murry
who has been i'll for several
weeks.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-04-28
NOTICE

ONE FORD AUTOMOBILE, 1919
Model having been seized at Charleston,
Vt, on TIC Gth day OF April, 1921, for vi
oIatlon o. Section 3OS2 Of the Revised
Stat ties Of tie United States. ali persons
claiming SAID rro ert7 are hereby nori6ed
to appear and file their claim to the same
within twenty DAYS from the first p3hii"a-
ton hereof, or the pro 'e,ty u ne ;or'et
Ell to the United States IN ,I,tsat public
auction a. the C@stom nouse in STAND
Pond, Vt, IL W. >'tn day o. @lay, 1921
at two 0 clock ? II. 4 i Comings, Col
Iector Of Customs Custom House, st Al.
hans, VT, April IS, 1877.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-04-28
Miss Ethel Lowell has finish

Miss Ethel Lowell has finish
ed working for C M Bruce and
began work Monday at w j
Thurber's.
Mrs Homer Litchfeld and
daughter, Barbara, were over
Sunday guests at Lila Beans.
Mrs Nellie Lee is working in
the restaurant.
Carl Way of Island Pond Wis
ted relatives in town the latter
part of the week.
Dr. and Mrs Dale Atwood
and son Norman, of st Johns
bury spent the weekend at L
G Roundy's.
A goodly number of the mem
bers of the o S met at the
home of Mrs Eta Ruggles Fri
day evening, and then proceed
ed to the new home of Mr. and
Mrs o E Woodruff, and gave
them general house-warming.
A pleasant evening was enjoy.
ed by all. Refreshments of
cake and coffee were served.
MI and Mrs Robert Gilmour
of Barton, visited relatives in
town, recently.
Mrs May Cheney returned
home Saturday night, after car
ing for Mrs John Donaldson
and baby two weeks.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-04-28

taken at one time, and the num-
Der Of fish taken at one time
must not exceed 40.
Rodney Barber, a farmer Of
PoWnai has built his own tract
or The parts were obtained
from three abandoned automo-
biles and the large main wheels
were salvaged from a Fordson
destroyed in a fire. The Barber
tractor is said to be a strong,
smoothrunning machine. The
only cost was gray matter and
labor, a pretty good combina-
ton.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-04-28
VERMONT STATE NEWS

Tightening was the cause of
one-third OF the fires in Yer
mont in 1929.
Arthur B. Clapp of Brattle-
boro died recently, leaving an
estate of 100000.
Newport expects to repeat
its May festival Of 1920 this
year for the hospital fund.
Grasshoppers have appeared
in Groton. An unusual expires
sion Of enterprise in which ma
ture acts up to the occasion.
Charles E. Crossarth, the
well-known representation Of
the Loose-wile Biscuit Co. died
at his home in Burlington re-
Gently. Mr.. Crossarth was we'll
known over the state.
The National Life Insurance
Co of Montpelier contemplates
the erection of an Office build
ing which will cost one million
dollars. Work on the struct-
ure will commence this season,
If there is anything in a
name, the new pastor of the fed
Grated church at West Charts
ton, the Rev. Mr.. Greengrass
must be easy for the eyes, "neW
every morning and fresh every
evening" An augury of spring
days and singing birds.
The season for taking trout
from brooks and rivers opened
Friday, April Is and will close
August Is. Pond and Lake
fishing opens May l and closes
September /. Only 5 pounds
Of brook trout are allowed to b.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-04-28
Automobile Chart Notice

A chart showing the 1921
Road Rules furnished by the
state of Vermont for ali autoists
to examine is shown in the show
window at T, C. Carr's jewelry
store. All owners and opera
tors should be familiar with the
rules, and may be called upon
to explain the same.
FRED PAQUETTE,
Examiner
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-04-28

In time, if inventions contin-
p 10 multiply, one will find it a
eugh job to think up a good
SEuse to be away from home.
9on going to the movies" will
s&rdly furnish a good reason
FOR staying out. By a new de-
lice the movies" are to be brot
80 the home. The invention
ST a moving picture disc has
&1een announced, by the use of
(which pictures may be shown
e>n g screen in the home just as
eea8iiY as records are played on
"a photograph. The claim is
mad mat a 12-inch disc car
les enough pictures on it's ser
ice tc be equivalent to the
= snGtn Of the standard film,
800 feet, this being made poss-
H. bic Though the use of micro
Gseopjc lens in the taking. The
tory runs that the projecting
machine will cost the home
owner about SIS, and the
movie records are expected
- retail at a dollar or less
%h@rl nay be wonderful posi-
G@li.t2a N the idea, with rnillions
~ people having their movies
eat 4 cashier than going to the
.'&D.r t}e@ters. Larhaps in
re mt iar-distant future i
viii hs possible to send to a
2eaio- store and purchase. or
T~"t 4 Mary H.ckIord, Charlie
CHAPLIN, 9r some other wild
VI oste.n story, in the same way
in c-Ger fer groceries is given.
1.LNg is impossible in this
erS@l age. ~-< g.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-04-28
SUD5CI;.2 TON RATES

The froth and scum Of even
he underworld Of the cities is
evidently OVERLOOKING to the
,ountry districts, as is evidenc-
ad by the many recent breaks
nd burglaries. Has the time
ONE when the house and barn
must be under watchful eye,
md a similar precautlon eXer-
Used to that of the early settler
against the Indians? Men are
I N the road to steal and rob, ev-
IN kill if needs be. Should Yer
mont rural sections be patroled
G-,y a mounted, efficient constab-
g3Iary? .a~@.f. ...4> -. .s~ss sesss'
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-04-28
EAST CHARLESTON

east charleston
Mr. and Mrs Earl Hinton are
the parents of a little son, born
April 18th.
Roland Curtis of Island Pond
is the guest of his aunt, Mrs Ed
Grove.
Warren Courser has bought
a new Ford car.
Mrs Geo Morse has returned
from Wheelock, where she has
been visiting her daughter, a
few weeks.
Mr. Schoolcraft was a visitor
In Craftsbury, last week.
Ralp Taylor has bought a
Ford car.
why not you?
1t pays others to advertise