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The border vidette., 1921-08-13
MORALES IS BEST BET.

"Nogales is the one best bet, '' was the remark made by B. K. Cumming, local real estate and insurance man, as he alighted from the train yesterday after spending several weeks in the east, says the Nogales Herald.
 Every where in the east, , stated MT. Cumming, business was rotten. Nogales sure has an enviable reputation and busi- ness here is good compared with other points"
 While MT. Cumming was in Washington he was asked by the Nogales chamber of commerce to ascertain the status of the rumor of the removal of troops from this place. He visited Sen ators Cameron and Ashurst and also saw Frederick Simpich of the state department. II do not look for the removal of troops from Nogales," said MT. Cumming. "The war depart ment is abandoning cantonments in the central states but is not interfering seriously with the border unit"
The border vidette., 1921-08-13
FEEDING OF CHILDREN

A state college of agriculture circular on feeding children con demns the practice of dosing children with medicine. It re commends that they be given more vegeta bles, ripe fruit, stewed prunes, oatmeal, molas- sas gingerbread, rye and gra ham bread. second and third years and up to six years of age. Among the suggestions are sam- pie diets for children who will not drink milk. While the value of milk is generally known, a good many parents say their children refuse milk. Habits of eating are emphasized, such as insisting that children eat break fast, regularity of meals, slow eating, etc. Promiscuous feed ing and excessive use of sweets are drowned on. Physicians are coming to believe that proper diet has more to do with the health and progress of children than has been generally sup posed.
The border vidette., 1921-08-13
THE HOME TOWN

There are fancier towns than our little town, there are towns that are bigger than this, and the people who live in the small Ter towns don't know what eX- citement they miss. There are things you see in the wealthier towns that you can't see in a town that's small: and yet, up and down, there is no other town like our little town after all. It may be that the streets aren't long, they're not wide nor maybe straight, but the neighbors you know in your own little town all welcome a fellow-it's great.
 In the glittering streets of the glittering town, with it's palaces and pavement and thrall, in the midst of the throng you will frequently long for your own little town, in spite of the fact that it's small, you'll find it a fact that our little town is the best little town after all.-Pata- gonian.
The border vidette., 1921-08-13
WILL DRILL FOR OIL

Tucson, Aug.-Announcement has been made that syndicate of Nogales business men will sink for oil in the Elgin section where oil of paraffin base and gas were found at a slight depth in sinking a we'll for water. A lease of GAO acres has been taken in this locally by J. H. Stinson and associates, who also propose to drill.
 A new oil field is believed in the making between the Empire ranch and Elgin, where an Oklahoma company has taken a large acreage in leases, with announced intention of sinking.
 To the westward, near Casa Grande a trial for oil is to be made by J. A. Darling. who is said to be in Texas securing a rig.
The border vidette., 1921-08-13

have been made in this county for the year 1921 by the State Tax Commission, sitting as a board of equalization.
 The biggest change made by the board of equalization governs the assessment on cattle in Pima county. The paragraph in the letter relating to cattle in this county follows:
 Reduce the valuation of 56, 261 head of range cattle to $25 per head, making a total valua decrease of $287, ,135."
 The reduction on range cattle made by the board of equaliza tion is one sixth. The last as sess ment on range cattle was at the valuation of $3O per head Tucson Star.
The border vidette., 1921-08-13
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Numa Vielledent de- ceased.
 NOTICE is hereby given by the N undersigned administrator of the estate of Numa Vielledent, de- ceased, to the creditors of and all persons having claims against the said dec sed, to exhibit them. with the necr iary vouchers, within four months after the first publica ton of this notice to the said admin lstrator, at his office, at 123 Grand Avenue, Nogales, Arizona, the same being the place for the trans action of the business of said estate, in said County of Santa Cruz.
 H. J. KARNs,
 Administrator of the Estate of Numa Vielledent, deceased.
 Dated Nogales. Arizona, this eighth day of July 1921. 7-9-5.
The border vidette., 1921-08-13
TAX RATE IS REDUCED.

County Assessor V. S. Griffith received letter yesterday from the State Tax Commissioners, sitting as board of equaliza
 tion, and directed to the board of supervisors of Pima county, giving important changes made by the State Tax Commission, sitting as a board of equaliza- tion. on the coming assessments in this county. The letter no
 tified the board of supervisors of the changes in assessments that
The border vidette., 1921-08-13
Warranted Never Used

warranted NcNcr OSeu
 Made of best rusSett tanneG stirtins tdrdns and fest grained.
 TKEE-Modificd Wild West steel fork, horn inches. length of sent Is Inches SEAT-I'irm solid scat and jockey in RIGGING STRAPS - Made from solid leather. front rigging inches wide. back rigging inches wide. connecting strap 1z inches wide: off hiIiets inches wide tie straps 5-S inches wide and feet inches long.
 sKIRT~29 inehes long. 14M in. deer " fF%n nn5 hase sed acs ~t@ of "n9her skh FENDER-C;ood firm Ienther. IS inches deep, 10 inches wide: fender stays or IS inches long. Stirrup leather cut out of backs of good firm solid leather. , inches wiIec e, sih ;1 feet lSnEi sn5;, ,.rt hickory z1k inches wide at bottsm. of standard thick ness. with 5,inrh tread and 3-inch meek hair girth. 24 inches long, with center bar and one ls3in..h str; strand , pest eotto"
 THEY AXE s75 SADDLES
 Only limited number avaiin hIe. hn, while they last we offer them at sS2.s each and this price includes freight. In otber words. send i32.95 and Es deliver the saddle freight charges prepaid to your rest railroad stntion-
 Remit by T'ost office Money Order
 ENpres. Money Order. Bank E1-
 Ovder at once You run no risk. Ever. snddie is new and guaranteed to be ex actIy as described. If not satisfactory money will be refunded.
 FEDERAL DISTRIBUTING co. Army Goods of All Kinds Direct to Uaer 361 F.. Com. St. San Antonio. Tex References: Guaranty state Bank. San Antonio Texas: Dun Bradstreet Com merciaI Agencies: Not connected with Government.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-13
TWELVE INJURED

-. I-ou,s. No, Jun- Il Twelve NJ
so-s wr-~ slightly Injured when Wa
hash rrSSs1Eo- train No from k3n %
StS Ctty - -. Louis. crashed INTO an
engine carly today Just south NJ 81
C-nl-.ss Mo. twenty milo from here.
10 passenger engine and INumaH
co. re-., demolished and n baggage and
-rai, "a GarnaEsd hy he collision. The
-sra:nGSr ot The train waS de;our"d
o,s- re ". *. & = ira ckS and arrived
~ s.. Louis AZ lG.cn Il. m, with all
"a ssc--ers aboard The wreck was due
!, a misunderstanding Of orders. off
Gals said.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-13
MoUndSvi||e Officers
Collect Nine In Raid

N.rr Foreigners collected by me
Mo.n4ev.l!s r",.Ce last night a Tor
c.Sn dance. al n hat bl!ssfu! state
Xnown as iHl"X .ca::or. will appea! IN
the Mound CITY police Cour: this morn
ing The women Attending the affair
a w"H as thc mole sober men. escaped
Tho rad Vas made ~ officers Lchc"
Bryson and Hrrttyman. Others who MI!
face HIS Honor NJ" Lawrence Pc!ieE.
,ieorgc MrMastcrS and Morris H"iScE
Who ar. sad :" have been INDUCING N
a l.t;.s friendly poh'c Eamc near the
t'ostur.a glass WORKS.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-13
WILL SUPPORT voLsrEAp BILL

Wash rGton. II. Z. June l." In
s,a,rwrn' ISSUED today. Congressman
r. l.. E"sonb,nom. 81 the Wheeling DIS
'rlct said hc would vote for tn" Vol
stead prohibition enforcement bill not
thai Nc was opposed 70
national prohibition. y" declared he
stood for enforcement OF al existing
- VS..
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-13
AUTO AND STREET CAR
FIGURE. IN ACCIDENT

10" T!-o,diHEs automobile coihded
with Tub,!s Service Company car AZ
Fifteenth A.! Woods streets last even
:nE who au.onaA.. suffered broken
fender and considerable other damage.
}'1,i-e 0Fr.rc-s on :hn street car report
ed TO headquarters that the snas hu7
was purely an accident. No person was
hurt III the collision.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-13
YANKEES WON EASILY

Yesterday afternoon on the Twenty
sixth street grounds. the crack Yankee
\. IS % tho South Side defeated the
columbia 81 baseball. ,cam b. the lop-
SIDED sco-o 81 o6 - : Ripley hurled
rras,e-trl hI,! for The YaakoeS. allow
.nc au, thrre hi;s and striking out -
nec. The Yankees h: hard an knocked
he ca q a, corners OF the lot.
Score ~ innings:
,~o,rrnia SIX mn onn DOL. : 4
Yankees 800. Io7 7o7 0+H-cs - )
Ea.,e-,cs. Guii"s. Hart ard M"radd"r.
r.7!c. a-a l'!"Tcr-r1n.
Firras -ucs Ripley r<"Ne-nNn. Brink
mar. Brown and Philips. Tire" Nas"
49,. Ih.l!:?s. Davis, "oprnger ana
F-.ak;aan. Two ks" his. f7e""7TnaA
~. Co;.pengr- phillips Brown. Eel
pr,rkusln and t'n:l"v. las" IN halls
~ Z. o.ey :. oT ru""y (. o" Har'
e,-Yc> ra.. b. Ripley -. 'U.l"> :, Har:
.. umTi-c Nur2mcI.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-13
BY Carrier.

This IS the last call. The race - very
closc. Doubtless the work done this
week and Subscriptions secured between
nov and Saturday night will decide the
winners. Great things can be accom-
plished in s:A days time
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-13
wAsy-ED-NALE.

-no reor."'s store ="
herman stores -. IN
.'-oT-.s,c-s. operate 4 cE2
o. o.c- zoo S:or"s a9i h-Hs
.. opening -" I" ut" g.
cent and agrees. S,...-
nan in he ;",a. -'-~.. IT,
position affords ne N?I0--
'&r!;y - hrcoHi" MIcN:'-
OF a store. unlimited :...'>.-
N,l.t:cS 'rr "a" ~irN' .9.U
Apply n ""-snr e 800
TIE. UEOiLES S'~'N:.
,j.N M1-N". >.
tr,.y -
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-13

a great expense to reward the Ave Drtv
members who prove their superiority n
getting subscriptions. BE ONE OF
THEM. The following is the final votd
schedule OF tho Drive frr new subscrup-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-13
CIRCULATION DRIVE
(Continred from Page one.)

waste Tho good work arrcmrl,sh"h ~
to the present time: this would no; D.
" @Quar" deal either - ones ~cic u-
uu"'s friends. 10 rOi rUl IN hours =
earnest. constant effort w.nn'H:
rae" up with The las; llp-tnd then re"i
= ni' Won have lost when the final sru:t
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-06-13

Don't believe everything y"U heAr-
100 much o: II Is true.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-11-30

Papa Joffre knew the trick
of singing hot and hard and quick.
Not for ambition and not for pride,
For France they fought, for France
they died,
Striking the blow Of the Marine that
hurled
The barbarians back and saved the
world.
The German against that hope for
+ lorn
Broke his drive like crumpled horn.
Their right was weakened, their LETT
was thin,
Their center was almost driven in;
But France was there, Immortality
woke;
81 shall advanced" said Ferdinand
Foch.
Not since Garibaldi's stroke
Freed his land from the Austrian
woke,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-11-30

And Italy after thousand years
Walked in beauty among her peers;
Not since Nelson followed the star
Of Freedom to triumph at Trafalgar
On the tossing floor Of the Western
seas;
No, not since Miltiadcs
Fronted the Persian hosts and won
Against the tyrant at Marathon,
Has q greater defender of liberty
Stood and struck for the cause than
he,
Whose right was weakened, whose left
was thin,
Whose center was almost driven in,
But whose iron courage neither broke
Nor faltered. 81 shall advance" said
Foch.
49,, ~'HTE~ II
We who are left to carry the fray
For civilization on today,
The war of the angels for goodly
right
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-11-30

Against the devil of british might
The war for manhood, mercy, ana
love,
And peace with honor all price above,
What shall we answer, how prepare,
For Destiny's challenge, Who goes
there?
And pass with the willing and worthy
to give
Life, that freedom and faith may
live?
When promise and patience are wca:-
ing thin,
When endurance is almost driven in,
When the last delusion has vanished
in smoke,
Remember the Marine, and Ferdinand
Foch!-Hearst's Magazine.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-11-30

Beira, in Portuguese East Africa,
is a city Of zinc. For all the build
ines and almost everything else, from
railway cars to coffins, zinc is used.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-11-30

Bucnos Aires has the largest tram
way system of any city IN the world,
there being about $50 miles of the
line in operation.
Evening star., 1921-07-17
Sashes at $500

Samples Of Satin, Crepe
de Chino, Roman stripe and
Novelty Jap Silk Sashes.
Regularly $2.76 to $5.75.
At $500.
Evening star., 1921-07-17
Underpriced
NOTIONS

rriscilla Sun aad Dust Caps opens out nat dor
for laundering; assorted colors Each, NV
To saA ~ 1usssr Bathing Bsss. rubber lined, dc
cstton Boltins, ~ to inches. white. black &c
and white. Yard,
Rsedy.msds Drsss Innings, white made Of Sor
perior quality net; assorted sises. Each. ~/S
xsady.msds Dress Innings, made Of lawn; a. 3or
sorted sizes. Each
Hicksry eirdls Supporters, espeeially ADAPTED for
s:9s,n: !: 81 ...s stAs'ie' nsssss'' Regularly $1.
rrianes.s Chic supporters. with or with 75c
out corsets Each. NV
Sanitary Blsomsrs, with net muslin tape. 7or
Each. ~
ssw.en Hose suIps1tsss, for corsets, made Of tx
extra strong elastic web. Pair, Nv
Elastic Sanitary Belts, assorted sizes. 1E-
Each, @~S
made Of real hair II not saticfactory win give dEr
net. Dozen, Nv
1snua peubls.mssh Hair Nets, guaranteed 1f-
every net perfect, cap shape; assorted. for %'S
vssids Hair Nets, made Of real hair. hand d.
made white sad gray. Each, ~'~
vsaids xair Nsts assorted eeora guaranteed. II not
satisfactoEy return hair net and receive new 81 15
one. Dossn. &'s@~
~ to 40 auazaatssd D7sss Shields. assorted OK.
sises, With feather.weight covering. Pair. ~
Klsinsrts Sanitary Aproas, medium size extra. 30r
als quality. Each, Wv
ls.ssetsn Adjustable Dress FERNS, can be <ff IN
made to 1t any size. At YS>s~S
Palais 1sysI-Xsia y1sez.
Evening star., 1921-07-17
Neckwear Section, Three Interesting

your bulIIIIIcI IOotu.ftCs
Cuimpes at $2.95
Made Of net. laoe and dna
organdis; sleeveless. VAL
ueD 13.50 to $3.50. At 1896.
Palais n0yal-Maln Floor.
Evening star., 1921-07-17

Drawstring and Frame Style AlI-over
Beaded Bags, beautiful colorings. Some
of these bags are worth moro than the
price quoted above; imported. At $500.
Palais Roysl-Main Floor.
Evening star., 1921-07-17

NeCkWear at SyC
Samples, including cola
lar sets, vestees, etc.
Values, S9c to $l.s0. At
59c.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-12-14
EMERSON'S ONE LOVE AFFAIR
Great Preacher Won tho Girl Of He
Heart, but Their Mutual HaPpi-
ness Was Short.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, New Eng
lands famous preacher and philoso-
pher, fell in love but once, and then
for good. He was only twenty-four
when he met pretty little Ellen Tucker,
then sixteen, the daughter of Boston
merchant.
He did not see her for q whole year
after this, but her fair face and f1g-
ure remained In his memory. Then
he returned to Concord, where she was
living with her mother and stepfather.
He became deeply infatuated with this
beautiful and delicate creature, whose
physical charms brought forth re-
Spouse from his imagination rather
than from his senses. But Ellen was
not only beautiful. She wrote fairly
clear-cut verse, says commentator,
at time when 1t was quite unusual
for women to indulge in such mental
exercise.
During their courtship Ellen, or
1.-THE beautiful friend" as Emerson
POLITICALLY called her, was seriously i'll.
But she improved rapidly and six
months later they were married.
But Ellen's span Of life was short,
and their time together limited. A
fatal lung trouble triumphed over med
ical attention, and when she was but
twenty years old she died.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-12-14
when ETIQUETTE WAS RIGID.
Man Of Fashion, Z Century or So Ago.
Had Many Difficulties . Con-
- tend With. ~.

Women considered It unladylike In
grandmother's day to walk rapidly. Elk
tremely rapid walking H. not usually
graceful but SO far as being sign
Of bad breeding there seems TO- be no
such idea nowadays. II o. woman has
to cover certain distance on foot In
q limited time nowadays she acceler-
ates her pace accordingly It is IN
comfortable, but hardly bad manners.
The man Of fashion had many more
difficulties to encounter IN going about
In society than he has now when draw
ing room furniture Is more substantial
and when there are neither hoopskirts
nor trains to become tangled In ones
boots or spurs. A hundred years ago,
observes writer In the New York Sun,
It was not so easy, and q book Of de-
corum for young men, written a century
ago, describes the plight Of the awk-
ward fellow who, when he first comes
into drawing room, attempts to bow,
with the result that his sword, II he
wears one, goes between his legs and
nearly throws him down" and proceeds
from one gaucherie to another during
his presence in a drawing room: "A
great deal used to be said about the
manner In which q young man sat in
a chair. To sit up stifny was to In
dicate awkwardness and timidity. To
loll back was rude and indicated vul-
garity. He was, therefore, urged to
lean with elegance" against the back
and arms Of his chair and ''by varying
his attitude from time to time show
he was used to good society,""
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-12-14
LOCAL AND PERSO OVAL

. Alfred Paulson OF Olivia made a
business trip: to this city Saturday.
Mrs. Hazel Herrmeyer left Tues
day fol. Paynesville on business trip.
M. H. Nelson of this city made
business trip to Redwood Falls on
Saturday. I'll: - :
"A. F. Hanscom left Tuesday to vi
sit in Appleton and Montevideo for a
few days. : p II IT,
Bernard Murphy went to 'Tolda,,
Minnesota, Tuesday to visit with re-
latives and friends. :: s.. IL
Mrs. Henry Bluhm of Bertha, Min
nesota, came to this city Tuesday to
visit with the o. T. Ring family.
-Hannah johnson and her sister
-nga Johnson went to Raymond Tues
ay to, visit with A. C. Johnson's.
Mr. B. 1ison of Norway Lake left
Tuesday for -:Litchfield to visit his
daughter. Mrs Axel Gordhammer.
THAT dance you have been looking
for, ninth annual ball, q. of r. r. Fri
day, evening, Dec. % at the Masonic
temple. 12-7-1421.
Mr.. John Tebben of Clara City is
staying with H. j. Warning in this
city during the illness of his wife.
-Hjalmar Johnson, John Bodin and
Theodore Johnson of Mamre were bu-
siness visitors in the city on Tuesday.
Mrs. Jacob Harmon went to
Sleepy Eye Tuesday to visit with her
daughter, Mrs John Nelson for a few
days.
Mrs. w. Wheeler and her brother
Guy Samingson left for Yankton, Sd,
Tuesday to visit with relatives and
friends.
For Christmas gifts: watches,
jewelry, kodaks, albums. Nice, new
stock, reduced prices. See US. Olive
Bros, Third street. 12-7-1421.
Henry Reed of this city left on
Tuesday for St. Paul to accept a posi-
ton as shipping clerk at the Bohn Re.
frigerator Co.
&C. M. Mathis, District Highway
Superintendent, left Saturday for St.
Paul and will return the latter part
of this week.
Mrs. R. Kuven and Mrs. H. Teb-
ben OF Clara City called on Mrs John
Tebben who is at the Willmar Hospi-
tai on Tuesday
A gift that denotes good taste and
and evidence of your thoughtfulness-
your photograph. Make appointment
today. Olson Bros. studio ct
M. Burh of Clara City came last
Saturday and his wife came last We'd
nesday to visit their daughter, Mrs.
ohn Goosling of this city,
Mrs. Bart diversion left Thursday
NELLY to attend the funeral of
her, the late Andrew Ander-
returned home Saturday.
ina Lutjens of Clara City
her home at that place
ter a three days visit at
Warnings home in this city
is but one place in WiIlmar
Chiropractic spinal adjust
ment. Corner of 5th St. and Pacific
Ave. L. e. coss, D. c., Phi, c. Geo. C..
Nicholson, D. c. #
Mrs. Arne Larson arrived home
from Willmar the latter part of last
week. Although still quite weak she
is recovering nicely from her recent
operation.-New London Times.
Ladies Shoes and Oxfords at 100
pair. twenty-five pairs Of ladies
shoes and oxfords in black and brown,
high and low heels. Special for Sat-
urday, Dec. 18th at 2 p. m. to q p. m.
only. Hoaelund & Diffendorf Christ
mas SaIe.-Adv.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-12-14
WHAT our PUBLIC
SCHOOLS ARE DOING

After the basket ball game Friday
evening", Mr.. Wahlstrand, who form
erly taught at Minneota, entertained
the visitors and the men Of the Will
mar faculty at his home. The evening
was thoroly enjoyed and:at late hour
an unusually fine lunch was served.
The Minneota boys are quiet and gen
tlemanly and we are glad to have
them with US.
!! Mrs. Dougherty's sewing classes
are str:nging pop corn this week to
| be used in the decoration of the Com
munity Christmas tree.
T The Christmas Seal Sale is on in
the local schools and the boys and
| girls are very enthusiastic We ex-
Hpect the results to be as good as in
Eother years.
f. The advance sewing classes recently
made for themselves very attractive
aprons. All of them are at work pre-
pairing Christmas presents for their
Emothers. The work in bread making
began this week and some very fine
bread is the result
the American Legion and the school
co-operated in putting on an excellent
program in the Junior High School
Auditorium. The auditorium was we'll
filed with students as we'll as towns
people.
Patriotic programs were given thru
out the school system on Friday at
sternoon of last week. A large number
of parents were in attendance. Speak
ers were present at each program and
talked on some Patriotic subject. The
following is list of speakers and the
schools where they talked:
Judge T. o. Gilbert, High school
building grades.
Judge r. o. Gilbert, Junior and SEN
ior High Schools.
Rev. Luther Benson, LIST and End
grades, Central Bldg.
Rev. Amt Waller, 3rd and 4th
grades, Central Building.
Rev. E. A. Lagerstrom, 9Th grades,
Central Building.
Rev. J. R. Mccullough, 9th grades,
Central Building.
Rev. N. Nilsen, LIST grades, Lincoln
Building.
Rev. Jesper Holmquist, End and 3rd
grades, Lincoln Building.
Rev. Harmon, all grades. LAFAYETTE
Building.
Rev. Walter Stowe, all grades, Gar
field Building.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-12-14
Quite RiQht.

"A noted scientist says that Excess
sive hat wearing causes badness"
Maybe so, but have you noticed
that badness causes excessive hat
wearing?"
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-12-14
BeIated Indignation

9eIated Indignation
Manuel, a Negro with record hith-
erto clean, was arraigned before a
country justice of the peace for as
sault and battery.
"Why did you beat this man up,
Manuel?" questioned the squire.
HE called me sumpin, jedge."
what did he call your
HE called me rhinoceros, sah-a
rhinoceros!"
"A rhinoceros! When did this oc.
cur?''
Bout three years g, jedge.''
Three years ago! Then how did it
happen that you waited so long to re-
sent it,"
Lord, jedge, I amt never seen NO
rhinoceros till dis mawning! "-Every-
body's Magazine.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-12-14
Loyalty mistaken

Waiter Tin German)-Wasser?
American Girl (flustered) - NJ
WeHesley-The Bun.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-03-28

sHoE REpATRTNG

Pine sloe Repairing cats raw ana l. 7
o. uos's. coo Pee Delivery.
Jacob Sander. 4O6 West Central