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Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24
Greeks Cut Off Turks
Retreat Toward Angora

Smyrna. Asia Minor, July 23.-
(By The Associated Press. Am
important encircling movement by
the Greek right wing is reported here
to have cut the retreat of the Turkish
nationalists toward Angora from
Eski-Shehr, the railway junction
point captured by the Greeks in their
sweeping offensive Tuesday.
The Eski-Shehr defensive line is
declared to be completely isolated
and the Turks within the area are
considered TO be virtually prisoners.
The number OF Turkish prisoners
actually in Greek hands has reached
10000 it was stated here today.
Mustapha Kemal Pasha, the Turk
ish nationalist leader, is said in
Greek quarters to have escaped the
encircling movement and to be flee
ing toward Angora.
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24

work of the American airmen dur
ing the world war and the possibili-
ties of the development of aviation
in America. is to be cast in bronze
or silver. and presented to distin-
guished visitors and those who per-
form mcritorious work in connection
with the congress.
Later, it is planned to use the de-
sign as the national insignia of the
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24

November ; to S, according to word
received today by Earl w. Porter,
president of the local Aero club.
Borglum's letter to Porter ex-
pressed his faith in the future of
aviation and his confidence in what
can be accomplished in making Oma-
la the center OF the country in aero
affairs.
The design, which will express the
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24
Counterfeit Bill for $40
Passed on Bluffs Pop Stand

Secret service operatives are comb
ing Council Bluffs for three men who
passed a counterfeit $40 bill at the
pop stand of Adam Hall. negro,
Eleventh and Broadway, yesterday.
4 The men consumed So worth of
drinks and received $l2 change. Hall
sent the yellowback to the bank and
the teller spotted the counterfeit.
The secret service department was
notified, took the bill for evidence
and pronounced it crude product.
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24
Fremont Pastor Accepts
Call of Arlington Church

Fremont, Neb., July 23.-(Spe-
cial)-Rev. William H. Buss, Con-
gregational pastor of this city for 81
years, has accepted the pastorate
of the Arlington church. Mr.. Buss
served as pastor of the local Congre-
gational church for nearly Is years.
The Arlington congregation prom
ised that the church seating capa-
city would be enlarged.
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24
29,2Ol Aliens Admitted as
Citizens During Last Month

Washington, July 23.-A total OF
2o, 201 aliens were naturalized in
June, of whom 6,453, or PISS per
cent. were Germans, the Department
of Labor announced today. Aus
trians numbered 4,0l4, Italians 3,50S
and nationals of Great Britain 1913.
The smallest number, l9, was from
Spain.
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24
Texas Votes on Plan to Bar
All Aliens From Voting

Dallas, Tex, July ga state
suffrage constitutional amendment
that would bar from voting all for
eigners not naturalized citizens and
would grant equal suffrage to men
and women in conformity with the
national 10Th amendment was being
voted on in Texas today.
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24

The Copper Queen Mining COM
pany is building at Bsbee, Ariz., tho
largest ore reduction mills in the
United States. The approximate
cost is $4,000000.
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24

getting possession OF razor. and
wounding one man and hitting an
other with a chair. A blow on the
back of the head ended the struggle
and he was carried down TO a tree.
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24
Borglum Will Design
Medal for Air Congress

Gutzon Borglum, world famous
sculptor, will design a commemora-
tive medal for the first International
Aero congress to be held in Omaha,
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24

national air body which is to bd
formed at the congress by delegates
from every state in the union.
Omaha daily bee., 1921-07-24

how much you have gained. Your money
will be refunded by the manufacturers if
You do not obtain perfectly satisfactory
results. At all druggists.
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Railroad Men
Plucky Gunn6gs

j. II. Cumpes, Pittsburgh, gem
eral superintendent, p. II. Re- NJ
&. Pierce, Brownsville, asststailt
superintenddnt. Monongahela. Raj
way, James Van Court, connected
with one Of the steel companle ~
pittsburgh; W. A. Wiedshuseh
and r. N. Hite, FafrTnonterg com
pose q party OF gunners ina
spent several days IN tho Ytcinlt
OF Cross Roades. near BatryteW
Tuesday night was spent at the
home Of Dr.. o. G. Brad ley
Cross Roads, he having entert
ed the party while in that seetlep
The PIttsburghers returned lA e
yesterday afternoon on the Re4stly
train. Tho party was lucky and
they received plenty OF small Game
and rabbits.
G. j. Proudfoot, Wheeling q
trict passenger agent, y g q
r., was In Fatrmont today
business.
The B. 6 o.. freight wafsAo1
will be open betwaen the
hours on Friday, Armistice
Express bvsiness wa:s OF 81 l9t
last moutN ii Fairmont acco coglin
to j. D. lsange. local agent m
ed States Railway Express Cor
pany. October 1920, was much
heavier than last month.
Foremen OF the B. & o p r
Batwee1 Fairmont and
held a meeting this morning
tho room OF H.. a .Tederie
supervisor, in the B g o. "a
enger station.
Dale Miller, who has, been - &
clerk atathe B. g q atraight
tIon IN Fairmont for seyeri
has resigned that pei fticu d
barked III the grocery bg
Nillersyills
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OHIO RATE CASE
BEFORE OPERATORS. |. !. 5
G. II. Jenkins PEesid ed ia
Absence Of a. q. White
Of Clarksburg

Fifty members attended the meet
ing or the Northern Yves: Virginia,
Coal Operators Association at the.
rooms OF the organization II the
Jacobs building this morning,
A nextensive report was made or
tho Ohio rate case by George s.
Bracket, Fairmont, secretary OF
the association, on the hearing be
fore the Interstate Gommerce CON.
mission examiner at Atlantic City
last week. The Fairmont operate
are pleased with the showing made
and feel that the commission VII
not permit any widening Of differ
entails.
The meeting was presided over
by G. II. Jonkips. Fairmont, a tors'
mcr president of the association IN
the absence Of A. Lisle White, pres
ident, Clarksburg, who IS duarau7
tined due 10 a member OF his lam
lily having diphtherla. Another
prominent ClarksburE; membe ber X
NJ. Orr, also was unable to- attend.
owing to a son being III with the
same malady.
BENJAMIN Bissel; Baltimore, gem
eral manager OF the Century Coal
company, was IN Fairmont Tor tne
meeting.
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SnowFIakes
Drift DoWn.
Here To-day
Touch Of Winter Had in
City; Plenty of Snap
to Atmosphere

A fine snow was noticeable to-
day. This took the form o. snow SO
tiny IN flakes that IT resembled rain
to those who failed to notice 1t
closely. From early morning until
late afternoon no single ray Of sun
pierced the gloom OF the past two
days. The temperature dropped to
great extent over night and today
tho air is cold, crisp and filled with
winter predictions. Those on the
streets were tied up warmly about
the neck and made the usual TO
mark when approached By fellow
pedestrian:
Sure is cold weather! Bet vel!
have a real snow by Thanksgiving!
The weather man grinned. He
dearly loves to keep folks guessing
all tho time and at no time does he
turn on more irregular weather than
around Thanksgiving and Christ
mas. The children in the city have
resurrected sleds-or complaint to
their parents that Santa Claus must
positively bring a new sled for
Christmas, Nobody watches the
weather closer than the children.
Dark days at this time OF the year
usually precede something unusual
IN the shape OF weather and the
kids are praying for snow, SNOW
for the goodness sake-snow!
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Sc ERS..
CHANGE.
Wants First Trial / ].
in Kanawha Not
Logan Co.

CHARLESTON. Nov. 10.-c couns
sci 70 President C. F. Keeney and
Sccretary.Treasurer Fred Mooney
the United Mine Workers, appear
ed before the West Virginia Sn.
preme court OF appeals here late
yesterday and obtained a rule
against Judge Robert Bland at the
Logan county Circuit court seek,
Ing 20 halt prosecution OF the two
union officials III that county. The
rule requires Judge Bland to ap-
pear In Supreme court here next
Tuesday aud show cause why he
should not be prohibited from pro
coding with their trials under tndtct-
ments returned recently by the Los.
gan county grand jury on charges
connected with the march OF armed
men last August.
Counsel for Seeney. and Mooney
represented to the Supreme court
that in cases OF concurrent jurtsdic-
tion between counties Involving
identical parties and oftSnses, the
county having custody OF the aaz
cused shall take precedent IN the
prosecution. They maintained thai
as the accused ere prisoners N
Kanawha county, their first trial
rhnll be held in the courts Of this
county.
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Meeting Held Last Night
to Work Out Final
Details
REPORT AT EIGHT
Soldier Lads Will be on
Job Bright and Early
Tomorrow

All signs indicate that when the
gang Of husky legionnsires. Nom.
bers Of civic organizations and cit
izcAs in general who were at the
meeting at tho Chamber OF Com
merce rooms last night, are done
with the cleaning up Job on Arm
istice Day, the old Fairmont ceme.
terry at the. end OF Maple avenue
will have taken on considerably
more OF its pristine beauty than
appears at present. The meeting
was called by Secretary Thomas
Connell for the purpose OF discus
sing ways and means to do the
work that has been planed for
some time and was well attended.
During the progress of the dis
cussion which lasted upwards OF an
hour more than 20 telephone calls
were received from persons who
were unable to attend the meeting,
but who pledged their support to
this most worthy cause, some By
expressing their Intention OF help
ing in the work, others by offer
ing financial assistance and still
moro from a number OF women,
who wanted to do sOmeth!ns-any
thing to help.
Secretary Connell presided and
representative were present from
the Rotary, Kiwanis, IlKnigilts o.
Columbus. Veterans OF Frelgn
Wars. the American Legion md o
numbe- Of other organizations.
All agreed on one poiL<tt, the cry
cleaning up as the cemetery has
not received for many a day. the
only, details necessary to be work.
sf5s OUT e,4Igrtl tlez urguliI NON p 6f
the mnnEDower, securing pf topl9.
and theGtime OF going to- work n.
1t was decided to meet at the Y, !
NJ, G. "A. at 8 O'Clock tztsthe morn
ing and go from there to the ceme-
tory. Doc" Garrett was appointed
to contor with Mayor Conaway to.
day and secure tr0a the city a
dump wagon and the necessary.
tools, such as brush books, shoycls,
axos, mattocksa and scythes. 8
layout that.is an iElication OF the
character and scope Of the work
undertaken. A cross-cut saw win
also be needed when an employe
OF a coal company offered to
bring
! About 16 organizations have
been asked to take part IN the
wor work, said Secretary Conndl,
on3 all thnan vCho have had meet.
ings since receiving tile sSvitations
have responded anu have ex2ress-
0I their intention OF helping and
Il Is hoped that there will be about
900 men to answer the call. II that
many come, it Is estimated the
work can be done In a few hours.
Tho ladies Of tho auxiliary post
Of tho American. Legion have offer
ed to serve hot lunches and the
occasion promises 10 take on all
III attractivnss OF an old-fashliond
community Dicnci,
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SCHOOL HEALTH
REPORT GIVEN

The following interesting report
has been submitted to City Super
Iintendent OF School sOtis G. VIII
son by Miss Marion G. Howell
school. health nurse and will be OF
Interest generally. In this report
Miss Howell narTates the number
iof visits she ARs made also con-
situations and inspections and In a
letter which ,Rlsoh follows tells her
igiews7 eoncerninS & the good nccar1is
cd -ssbJs.f olSSarFt
ifsaIth week IN this city, dnd5mslrea
tsGggostions aBi to. Smatters she
deems important for the boErds
consideration.
lMr. OTIS G. Wilson. Superintendent
Fairmont Public Schools,
EFairmont, West Virginia
My dear Mr.. Wilson:
In submitting this report J
should like to say that feel more
was accomplished in the Special
Health Week activities than ono
person, nurse or doctor, could
have done in year. find ex-
ivellent results from the visit OF
Cho-Cho and from the programs
carried out in tn various schools.
Most of the children are drinking
milk with the exception Of some a.
Barnes School who invariably say
they drink milk when they can get
lit. Even the teachers who take
their lunches there say 1t Is al.
most impossible TO buy milk In thai
district wonder II the datrymen
can be interviewed concerning this
situation. knoY from my home
calls in the district that the par
ents want to give their children
milk but are unable to obtain It.
You will see from this report
that 4T3 or 25 per cent Of the
children have been found to be 10
iper cent or more underwelght.
iDr. Thomas D. Wood OF Columbia
university has estimated tina:
about 25 per cent of the school
children OF the. United States are
suffering from malnutrition. Com.
pairing our figures with his esti-
mate we are neither above nor be-
low the general average.
Respectfully yours
(SIgnedl Marion G. Howell, Il. n.
Consultation with principals OF
schools, 35: consultation with
teuchers, so; consultation with
parents at school. 3; treatments
.(flrst add, 20; group health talks,
IS; Individual inspections, 1885,
grades (wetghed and measured,l
SO: No. 10. per cent or moro un-
derweIght, 473; number excluded,
12; sore throat. z; Chicken Pox,
i; tuberculosis, 1; pediculosis, .;
referred to tuberculosis clinic, 2;
visits to tuberculosis clinic, 2;
number referred to Terra Alta, /.
Marion G.. Howell. r. N.
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Father and Son
Banquets Tonight

Perhaps one Of tho largest COM
munity events ever promoted by
the citizens.of Farimont, will be the
Father and Son bnnquets, which
will be held tonight in various sec
tions OF the city.
For these bnnQuets the city was
divided into five districts, one ban
uuet to be held in each district. Ban.
0uets will be held at the following
places: Presbyterian church. Y. NJ.
C. A, First NJ. e. church, Bellview,
and the Diamond street Methodist
church.
The "Father and Son" movement
has been promoted by the Boys
department Of the Y. u. C. 8. as
mart Of fits community program.
This event clearly indicates that
community boys work is In de-
mand and that there is an open
field for boy character building
In FaIrmont. Fully one thousand
men and boys will be in attendance
at the banquet this evening. and
at six o'clock the whole city will
be under the power ne Father,
Son and company"
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Spendid Session at "Y''
Last Evening; SpIen-
did Spirit
large SUM RAISED
Will Boost Failmont by
Systematic Advertising;
Starts Nov. 90

At a splendid business. "thuse'
meeting held az tho "Y" last even
ng by a large number OF the mer-
chants OF the city d program was
1doptod for getting together to
,ct the trade for Fnirmont that has
Dzan getting away"
Under the direction Of E. c..
Jones, aiteb the general plan for
advertising Fairmont in u more
tompIeto way within the radius
Embraced By this city's logical
Held OF business operation had
been explained. the sum OF about
S4,600 was pledgeH TO be used By
the committee for advertising pur.
poses In the campaign for trade ex-
pansion which Is to open hero on
the week Of November 20. That
$4,000 will be available for use in
building up local trade was assur.
ed at tho session last night.
Nearly $50 active community
leaders we're present at the ses-
Son last night, and there was a
bettas spirit and pep to the gath.
Seging than any of a like nature
held here in a long time.
~. e, Welton as chairman Of the
trade exDansion committee presld-
ed. II. ] Ross outlined tha gen.
,eral plan OF the campaign and ex-
,plained the various methods to be
uEed In getting LAe trend toward
Fa3rmopt In trade.
At the close of the ssssion W.
y sWtegel made a short talk on
the problems OF tho merchants Ia
FAiFluonti and stated that IL prop.
city followed up tho start made at
;the teetipsslast night would mean
lRsue 20 jFairmont
Those who contributed TO the
trade e13ensiou fund last night
4hesn Co.
n. Hartley & Son Co..
| Monongahela Power and Ry. Co.
; Undersell!ng Store
7. L. Hall Hardware Co.
Z West Eirginian
Bert S. Leopold & Co.
Golden Bros.
4 FFatrmont Times
Dr.. R "A. Stehley
s.. ]. Courtney & Son.
Doitz Leader Shop.
tCon:tnuRd on page teu1I
"
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J.B. MILLER. is
TAKEN -Bl.lEfTH
Dies this Morning at His
Home in MillersYilIe;
Ill Some Tine

]. B. Miller. uscd Co. died this
morning s6holS,y after on O'Clock
at his home a. Milleresville aftor
an illness Of thred weeks OF 4
complication Of diseases. The de-
ceased had been in declining hoalth
for seven years but had only been
confined to his bed FOR three
weeks.
He was ca son OF B. Miller
aned Emal!ne Beatty Miller and
was married a number OF years
ago to Miss eAlice L. HaTr. She
survives him with Che following
children, Harry OF Hawthorne
street this city. Carl who resides
In the Monongahela Bank build
ing; Dale OF MIIlersvIlle, Mrs :.
Loun!e Richards of MillersvilIc;
Mrs. Bruce Bumgard Of Bolton
street, this city; Thomase Miller of
AI!l!urseville; Mrs. Lawrence Sat-
terrified CT Millersville nndd Misse
Grace Miller at home. Ten grand
children survive as do also the fol-
lowing brothers and sisters: Henry
Miller OF the state OF Montana;
Charley Miller Of Salt Lake, City.
Utah Mrs. Riley johnson Of Farm
ersburg, Ind, Curte Miller OF Mar
tins Ferry, Ohio; Misses Dell OF
Martins Ferry, ohioe; E. W. Mil
lcr Of aIillersvilIe: Mont Of this
city and W. L. Miller Of Millers.
vile.
The body was prepared for bur-
iaI by Undertaken Fred Jenkins.
The funeral will take place Satur-
day at 2 o'clock from the church
at MflleEsville and burial will be
made In Mapee Grove cemetery.
Rev. Feather Will conduct the
services.
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By The Way:
Daily column given to curremI
eTents and frank comment
ECCENTRIC

a MOVEMENT is started in
a Massachusetts. to nullify Tx
wills of eccentric Individuals who
bequeath their money for the found,
ing of homes for INDECENT pussy cats
and deerepit canary birds.
The money might better be used
for child welfare work and battling
disease. However, eccentric wills
have their value-as monuments,
spreading the gopel of kindness to
animal life. They are permissible
under The system that says a man
has the right to spend his money as
he plcases.
Besides. who Is going to say what
IS eccentric. what is not2 Scientists
once thought that Christopher Co
lumbus was an eccentric mOnoma-
MAC.
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HEAW sSoM

MALONE. n. Y, Nov. 10.
A blanket OF snow q foot
thick covered northern New
York today. Traffic on rail-
roads and highways was seri-
ously hampered. The snow
fall was the heaviest that lln1
been seen in early NoYeni-
ber for many yeurs.
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WASHINGTON. Nov. TO-
Democrats of the house
sprang q surprise on Republi-
can leaders today by present.
ing a resolution providing fo-
an Immediate and straight
out vote on tho senate SO per
cent Income sur tax amend
ment to the tax revision bill.
Republican leaders opposed
the amendment and a hot de-
bate resulted.
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GET $50 600

EFT LOUIS. Nov. 10
Two armed men today enter
ed the jewelry store Of Ed
ward Gallant IN the down
town section, forced three
employees into { rear room
and escaped with jewels
worth about $4,000.
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WireHashes
STEEL DECLINE

NEW YORK, Nov. 10
The monthly tonnage report
OF the United States steel cor
poratiou made public today
showed 4 ,28s,s29 tons OF un-
filled ord ers on hand Oct. 81.
Thi sis a decline from unfill-
ed orders on Sept. 80 which
were 4,560,67o.
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ONE MISSING

MARSHAL, Tex. Nov. 10.
One trainman Is missing
and several passengers were
injured as the result OF a
head on collision early today
between a westbound Texas
and Pacific passenger train
and an east bound freight
train seven miles west of
Long View, Texas.
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LISBON. Portugal. Nov. 10.
Seven persons were killed
and "a injured In an accident
on the street railway near
here. Details have not been
received.
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British miners are objecuaE to
using forks in place of Ehovels.
Ours don't get that hungry.
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Best way to go to sleep quickly
is set the alarm clock ringing.
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OBSERVATIONS

Some prices are high up because
some people are low down.
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Foch verifIes the report that We
had soldiers in France and Con
gres may investigate.
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A pessimist cusses a toothache:
an optimist is glad he has tooth
TO ache.
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MoEammedan sunday comes On.
Friday, putting them two d ays
ahead Of US in their golf
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We doubt II even war heroes
laugh when charged by coal deal
ers.
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The emergenty tariff relieved
farmers Of everything except
debts.
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Good folks may be scarce lat
one goes a long ways.
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Carl had better keep out of
America until the New York wait
ers' strike is settled.
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Also, a mans head is made soft
by being soaked overnight.
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Germany will give Franco 20.-
900 swarms OF bees. Now, who se!a
stung?
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Harding is always coming new
words. Someone gave him pos;
sum and he calls It an opossum.
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The hero Of the next war will be
1.-THE man who prevents 1t.
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Houses with high rents have a
vacant look.
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Sometimes marriage is a tie and
sometimes one side wins.
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Best way to 60 to sleep quickly
is set the alarm clock ringing.
Foch verifles the report that We
had soldiers in France and Con
gres may investigate.
Good folks may be scarce r:It
one goes long ways.
Carl had better keep out Of
America until the New York wait
ers' strike is settled
Germany will give France 20.-
1000 swarms Of bees. Now, who sets
stung?
Houses with high rents have
vacant look.
Harding is always coming new
words. Someone gave him a pos
sum and he calls # an opossum.
Sometimes marriage is tie and
sometimes ono side wins.
The emergenty tariff relieved
farmers Of everything except
debts.
MoEammedan sunday comes On.
Friday, putting them two lays
ahead Of US In their golf.
We doubt II even war heroes
laugh when charged by coal deal
ers.
A pessimist cusses a toothache:
an optimist is glad he has q tooth
TO ache.
Also, mans head is made soft
by being soaked overnight.
The hero Of the next war will be
ltAe man who prevents 1t.