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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
Treasury Reports Indicate Ex-
penditures Will Be About
Five Billion 4 ;;
MADDEN SAYS BILL FOR
1922 SHOULD BE LESS
States that His Compilation
Reveals a Total of Less
Than Four Billion &,
(By United Press)

Washington, June 18. (By Ralph
Couch. ---With ordinary expendd-
lures totaling slightly more than S.
900, 100000 for the fiscal year to end
in two weeks the government will
have kept its expenditures within its
income for the first fiscal year since
1914, reports of the treasury depart
ment now indicate. Predictions that
a huge deficit would be balanced up
at the close of the fiscal year, June
80, were freely made for months by
members of congress and other off,
cials. But when the treasury closes
at midnight June 80 the total ord
mary disbursements for the year will
be- approximately $5,O7O,OO0,OO0 aft
or payments for June run at the
same rate as for the first IL months
of the fiscal year. -
Income of the government for the
year is nearly $5,500,000,0OO, ao-
cording to recent estimates by Secre-
tary Mellon. This debt gives the
government pocketbook slight lee
way between income and outgo for
the year.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
CLIFFORD GO. BUYS :.I.=...
OLD BROSE BUILDING
Will Remodel Building and
Operate Grocery Store
in Months Time

Clifford & Company nave purchas-
ed the old Brose building on Fourth
street and Minnesota avenue, located
across the street from the City hall.
The brick blacksmith shop in the
rear of this building is also included
In the purchase. +.
+ Repodeling Of the, building will
take place within the next few. days
and ut; will be occupied by Clifford
e Company within the next three
weeks. .:ssse>- 8. * 4.,.s >. - H.. &
I'd New. decorations, both inside and
outside, new fixtures, and new stock
will start this firm off at the new
stand with a boom in less than a
month. ;s,- 80 ->.s
The building was owned by Frank
Dewey and the sale was consumated
Friday 1t is the plan of Clifford e
Com pany, to operate a modern up-to-
the-minute grocery store, with a
view tor catering to the best trade
in the city and country. = :..4
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
GREAT LONDON CIRCUS
SHOWS HERE WEDNESDAY

Howe's Great London Circus and
Van Amburg's trained wild animals
win exhibit In Bemidji on Wednes-
day, June %, at the county fair
grounds. This will be the first circus
to show in Bemidji for some time and
indications are that it will be we'll
attended.
There are 10 elephants with the
circus, all of them reputed to be per-
formers of merit, while the famous
Van Amburg trained wild arjimal
Van Amburg trained wild beasts will
furnish thrills in circus abundance.
Well known animal trainers, clowns,
acr0bats, aerialists, bareback riders
will be brought to the city at that
time.
A street parade will precede the
AFTERNOON performance, which will
begin at p. m. with impressive
pageantry in the three rings, on the
two stages, in the two wild animal
arenas, and In the track.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
COAST GUARD STATIONS
FIRED BY Sim FElNERS
Dispatch States that Armed
Men Invade Home and
Kill Two Boys
(By United Press)

Dublin, Ireland, June 18.---Three
coast guard stations Within IS miles
Of Dublin were captured and de-
stroyed by Sim Fein forces early to-
day The stations were at Skerries,
10G miles north of Dublin, Lough-
skinny, 2 miles south of Skeddies.
and Malshide, 6 miles north of Dub
lin. The cost guardsmen put up a
sharp fight but we're overwhelmed.
The buildings were fired by incen-
diary bombs. No estimate Of casul-
ties were given in early reports.
A dispatch from Bundalk stated
that armed men Invaded the home of
q woman, took two sons from her
house and shot them dead in the
yard. One OF the boys was connected
with the recent Sim Fem electoral
campaign.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
BILLY HART GETS DRAW -. 7 -
p, ~ =, WITH JOE MLLENBECK

!F Billy Hart, heavyweight, form rly
Of this city and still claiming resi-
4dence here; appeared with Joe Millen
beck of Minneapolis on the same card
as the Miske- Brennan go in Minnie
-apoEis. Hart and Millenbeck were
given 81 draw in a .four-rOund bout
tilat is said to, have bristied with ac-
ton. Millenbeck weighed 165
against 172 for Hart. The st. Paul
Daily News says that 1t was a great
fight and both boxers were given a
big hand when. they left the ring.
Hart Is frequently seen in action on
Twin City boxing cards and his ap-
pearances in the ring are becoming
very welcome to the fans there.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
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HEBREW UNION COLLEGE
IS PROGRESSING RAPIDLY
.tBy' United. Press)

Cincinnati, o.; June 18.---Ohio, riv-
alling Virginia's claim to fame as
mother of presidents may add an
other link to her honors and call her
self also, mother Of 'rabbis. f. -.
r. The Hebrew Union College Of Gin
cinnati which is the only training
school for reform rabbits in this coun-
fry, had 73 students in 192O-21. OF
these, "a were from Ohio and the
other Sc per cent were divided among
81 states as follows: New York, 13 ;
Pennsylvania and Illinois 6 each
Maryland g; District Of Columbia,
Indiana, Missouri, Oregon: and Wis
Fconsin, 2. each; California, Georgia,
Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Min
tlesota, mississippi, New Jersey
North Carolina, Oklahoma, and Ten
nessee, I each: .'1*S' '''., IT,
The students spend nine years al
the Hebrew Union College, attending
high school and university classes
Upon graduation they occupy temple
pulpits throughout the country. Only
II students graduated from the col
lego whtIe more than SO congrega
lions asked for rabbits. l.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
NEAR EAST RELIEF WORKER =
~1..:. AT NJ. E. CHURCH SUNDAY

=. Rev. Lorenzo D.. Newland of Min
neapolis, field secretary for the Near
East Relief, will speak at the Meth
ottist church Sunday evening, pre-
isenting facts On the present condi-
tions IN the Near East 1t is under
stood that he will speak at a union
meeting of the churches. He is not
here tor the purpose of soliciting
funds, but expressly to tell, the pub
Tic what the needs are for help at
this time. He has been in the city
for a few days now, working among
the local lodges, and he lis we'll pre-
pared to give an interesting lecture
on this subject. IL ss ssr-s.f @E* :.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
LAKE lTASCA FISH
TAKING TO THE WOODS

i. Lake ,Itasca, Mimi, June 18.-One
of the most peculiar phenomena Of
recent years took place at Lake Itas-
ca and other lakes Of the region ear
~ last evening, when large numbers
Of the fish began leaping: from the
lakes onto dry land. -5s.' s@'-
: The exodus from the lake began
shortly after O'Clock. The fish act
ed as though panic-stricken, and not
only leaped out Of the water, but con-
tinued their foppings and convul-
sions until they we're among the tall
trees that fringe the lake shore.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
DARING AUTO DRIVERS ..
MEETING AT UNIONTOWN
(By United .Pressl

Speedway, ,Uniontown, Pa, June
18.--Twelve of the country's most
daring automobile drivers today tun-
ed their mounts for the 22O mile
grind on the worlds fastest track to-
day. The race is for the universal
trophy twice won by Tommy Milton.
The drivers entered are Eddie
iHearnes, Tommy Milton, Jimmy Muir
ply, Eddie Miller, Eddie Pullon, Ros-
coe Sarles, Ralph milford, Ira Wales,
Jules Ellingboe. Tommy Thiel, John
ly Souae, and Tom Alley.
Barney Oldfiehd, former king OF
the drivers, will act as official pace
master and will lead the speeders as
they start on their, long grind.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
GALA CONFESSES TO KABER
MURDER, POLICE REPORT

Buffalo, N. Y, June 18.---Salvators
Gala, arrested yesterday at Eden,
near here, confessed, according to
District Attorney Guy B. Moore, that
he was one of the two men who
killed Daniel Kaber, Lakewood, Ohio
publisher, in the summer Of 1919.
According to the district attorney
Gala said that he held Kaber in bed
while Victoria Pisseh. a companion,
stabbed him. q e t,>.. - >'su.
The arrest followed information
thru probation officer who learned
that the man was staying at the farm
Of Joseph Gigla, a relative at Eden.
Yesterday District Attorney Moore
and four detectives searched the
farm and finally found Gala hiding
under, a barn, He DID not resist ar"
rest. "". ihsa~HsxlssA
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
B. A. e. CLUB WILL CA1R~
AT HASCA STATE PARK
Thirty Boys Will Enjoy Week
of instruction Under
Able Leadership

Approximately 80 members of the
B. A. &c. club will go into encamp-
ment at Itasca State park Monday,
June 20, for a period of one week,
ending Saturday. June rs. This Pc
Mod will be devoted to instruction
along lines similar to those observed
at the Boy Scouts camp and gener-
al outing and good time WILL be held.
Rev. l.. p. Warford, pastor of the
Presbyterian church, will be in
charge of the boys. Rev. William
Kamphenkel, Hovey Lord. Quincy
Brooks and d. s. Mitchell will assist
him during the encampment period,
and will give the boys instruction.
Each boy lis responsible for a mess
kit consisting of knife, fork, spoon,
plate and cup; also three blankets or
the equivalent: soap. towels, tooth
brush; bathing suit. Those who care
to are urged to take along a fishing
lime and the necessary articles Tor
| fishing. The; cost of the outing will
be 81 per member to pay for food.
Trucks and automobiles will leave
the Presbyterian church at 9 O'Clock
sharp Monday morning. Those bring
ling tents and other equipment to
be packed on the truck are request
ed to have such at the church at 8
o'clock SO as to allow plenty OF time
for packing. .. -
The boys are looking forward with
great enthusiasm to this period OF
encampment which promises to be q
regular outing in every sense OF the
word.
The public Is urged to visit the
camp at any time, and especially
features will be offered
those who are interested In what The
hOvs ara doing
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
HORSE FALLS FROM CAR
AND LATER CATCHES TRAIN

Superior, Wis, June 1S.-Betsy is
fast horse and also wise. C. D. Glass,
railroad man, Of Fort Francis, has
signed his name to story that Betsy
tumbled out of a boxcar en- route
from Winnipeg to Superior, fell
down an embankment and then ran
after the train until she attracted the
attention Of the crew. The train
was travelling Is miles an hour. When
the train stopped, Betsy located her
CIR and was loaded. She arrived here
in the city today unhurt.
Betsy is famous trick horse con-
nected with an English circus.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
FORTY CENT WANT AID
DOES THE BUSINESS

While a customer was in the
office today trying to get the
address of the party who adver-
tised a Ford car for sale the
phone rang and The Pioneer
was told to, stkill that want ad
ran yesterday-I sold the car
already" -..- - ..
So prospective customer
was left without the car he
wanted. %sle' e.. & 49,
When you have something in
teresting to sell put want ad
in The Daily Pioneer and you'll
get results-they all do.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
REAL ESTATE DEALERS
HOLD ANNUAL MEETING
County Real Estate Board
Hears Reports; Officer.
:. Will Be Elected e.

h Following 1lOOnrday lunch today,
the Beltrami County Real Estate
board met in annual business ses-
sion at the Civic and Commerce asso-
station rooms. BetWeen rs and 80
members were present, Including a
number from out of town. Among
the visitors were ". M. Owens Of
Hines, +. x. Belts of Tenstrike, Sec
Rotary OF the Tenstrike Commercial
club, and William Blakesly of Far
ley, with their families. ~ r. q,
r Officers for the coming year were
to be elected this Afternoon and 9th
,er infpOrt>Iit business attended to.
j. w. Wilcox has served as president
OF the board for the past year. v Z :;
A number of reports were to- be
made this afternoon, including a
report from B. M. Gle on the ship.
fnent of calves received here tfris
week for distrf among the
members OF the boys and girls calf
club, "a report from A. W.. Stone,
manager Of he Beltrami County Land
Clearing association, on the progress
of the drive TO date, and a report
from il Il. ELWell, treasurer of the
iBabtramf County Fair Association,
on the arran gements under way for
the big Northern Minnesota Fair, here
this FALL and also on the success Of
the financial plan under taken by the
fair board. - .
:, The real estate board is only a
young organization, but considerable
progress has been shown since it was
organized here and indications are
that 1T will continue in years to
come with greater results for Its
members and for the community at
large: = :. l.. - -.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
TO ENTERTAIN LUTHERAN
STUDENTS AT COLLEGE

The Young Peoples Society of the
EngMs Evangelical Lutheran
church will entertain all Lutheran
students at the State Teachers COL
lege and their friends at a lawn par.
ty, to be held Sunday between ana
8 o'clock near the Mississippi dam.
Autos Will leave the home OF Miss
Mag, 40 Seventh street, at 4:3O
O'Clock. Those who desire to attend
are urged to call 813 for reservations.
The party will be carefully chapar-
oned. a's T. = ''
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
Bill With Slight Amendmen,
i Now Goes Back to House
for Final Action
HOUSE MAY ORDER BILL
SENT INTO CONFERENCE
Senator Smoot Charges Bill
Was Written By Packers;
Leads Opponents
(By United Press)-

Washington, June 18:---With the
label of the packers bill, the slight
ly amended Haugen packer control
bill goes back to the house today. 1t
passed the senate late yesterday, the
vote being 45-21. ".a
Charges that the Haugen bill had
been written by packers and was
entirely satisfactory to them were
repeatedly made on the floor of the
senate, and these charges have new
er been denied. Senator Smoot OF
Utah, one Of the leading opponents
to the measure, declared. Repre-
se1itatives of the packer interests had
been called into consultation over
some technical problem during the
drafting of the Haugen bill and as 1t
now stands the entire burden OF adj
ADMINISTRATION lis placed on the secre-
tary of agriculture. He has no as
sistance of extra clerical forces and
it's provision also strips the federal
trade commission of dts jurisdiction
over the industry. So 3.'.
Washington, June 18.---The long
fight In congress over Legislation 10
regulate the packing industry was
virtually ended yesterday through
adoption by the senate, As to FL, of
the regulat tory bill recently passed
by the house. Several amendments
by the senate necess,itated return Of
the bill to the senate which probably
will order it sent to difference. 's*~
Passa go of tjlg house bill came af-
ter seven days Of continuous and
heated debate and after the senate
had voted down the bill reported by
its agriculture commi tteea and meas
sure offered by Senator Sterling, re.
publican, South Dakota. The house
bill as passed provides for regulation
a the meat packers OF the country
by the secretary of agriculture. The
agriculture committee bill which pro-
vbdes for regulation by livestock
commissioner, was rejected, 81 to a.
Thursday. "a
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
DESTROYER DENT Is
RAMMED IN PRACTICE

~ Los angeles, CAL, June 18.---The
destroyer Dent, which limped into
Los Angeles harbor late yesterday
with a hole stove in her after-conl-
partmen't, was .rainmed by another
vessel while proceeding through
smoke screen, according to report
received on short early last night
from her commander, Lieutenant
Comm ander H. b. Kelly. Previous
reports We're to the effect that the
Dent struck a spent torpedo.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
AMERICA WINS FIRST i
. GAME. I'M POGO MATCH
Sporting Enthusiasm at Fever
Heat When First Match
Began Today
(By United Press)

Nottingham, England, June 18.-
America won the first game of the
international polo championship here
today. The final score was IL to A.
In the seventh and final chukker,
America again scored twice while
England was scoreless. The final
goal was made by Hitchcock and
Webb. The summary: America, FL
2-O-2-2-2, total II. England, 1-2-1'
$1,000, total 4. The goals: Stoddard.
2; HITCHCOCK, a; Webb, a; Milburn, /;
Tomkinson, 3; Barrett, 1.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
MUST REDUCE ARMY .r..z
BY OCTOBER FIRST

Washington, June l8%---RefuMng
to agree to the senate stand that the
war department be given TO May l
next to reduce the size of the army
to- $50, 900 enlisted men, the. house,
by a vote OF 157 to 1876, insisted yes
terday that the reduction must be
carried into effect by october /.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
(By United Press)

Washington June 18.---Govern-
ment expenditures during the next
fiscal year which begins July
should be more than billion less
than during the current year, Repre-
sentative Madden of Illinois told the
house appropriations committee to-
az have prepared a compilation Of
the appropriation bill for the next
year and this reveals a total OF 3d.
700, 600, 900 including the interest on
the public debt, as compared with
nearly $5.00O,O00,000 during the
present year, he said.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
MINERS ASK OTHER UNIONS
TO JOIN IN,WAGE DEMANDS
(By United Press)

London, June 18.---Striking min
ers will ask the other British unions
to join them in enforcing mutual
wage demands and, today following
an. indefinite adjournment of the
miners executive council, Frank
Hodges, secretary, said he would ask
THE executives of other unions to
confer with the miners as soon as
possible with the object of taking a
nation wide action to compel recog-
nIItion of the miners demands.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
STATE CLOSES ITS CASE
AGAINST CORA ORTHWEIN
(By United PressJ ~

Chicago, June 10. --- The state
closed its case today against Mrs.
Cora Orthwein charged with the MUIR
der of Herbert Zeigler. John G. Snow
hook, reporter, who interviewed Mrs.
Orthwein shortly after the shooting,
testified she told him Zeigler did not
strike her. The state attempted to
prove testimony that Mrs. Orthwein
shot Zeigler because she was jealous
and not in self-defense,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
MIKE GIBBONS KNOCKS OUT
McGOORTY IN THE FIFTH
(By United Press)

Minneapolis, June 18.-The third
time is the charm, Mike Gibbons said
today, in his third meeting with E.
McGoorty of Oshkosh. The St. Paul
phantom" slipped over knockout
in the fifth and McGoorty went down
for keeps. ~.
Albert MCGOWAN, champion speed
skater in his first professional box
ing exhibition, was outpointed by
Joe Burns in six rounds.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
AMERICAS BEST ATHLETES
AT TRACK AND FIELD MEET
(EY United Pressl

Chicago, June 18.---America's best
athletes from II universities and COL
leges competed, in the first annual
national intercollegiate track and
field meet on Side Field today. With
the track dn good condition records
were dooped to fall. Forty-one
sprinters faced the starters In the
100 yard dash. . 49,.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-06-18
ROYAL ARCH MASONS NOT
TO MEET MONDAY NIGHT

It is announced that there will be
no meeting of the Royal Arch Ma
sons on Monday evening. which Is
their regular meeting night. j.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1921-04-03

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sole efthiHs 81 ths .hHfch 90 ine fai-
lowing program
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Fcfiufufe reading
fhe Kingdom Come FEB Mr
Community
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Mafrmnn
what dii Christ do ~ tte tan.
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fbt rommuHifrf tiiaY Robbie Mat
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creation ~ onr tHmmunIfff Mfs y
CHrirf
Nhsf c1r ha done fo Introduce niue
sical Interest Ia uur tammuaify Nf
Phillips
Ii0e can fne inienrinnl ufe 20 tha
community Do Improved Rer A.
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The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1921-04-03

To- senior IuwNffN League III fle
iifm Methodist fhufth 8li meet This
evening tf t-10 aNlufk inf tho church
annnF Hlfh Miss Nsfua fhiaIs 81 the
isai.f fhs pfesiam is na follows
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SONS
Scripture ifldifN Miss Norma
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Received That the rify offers
Greater uunuIiunifF fnr arll-rouuded
flfisiiaf Growth fhar does thf c9un-
fry.
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The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1921-04-03

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How ftr D. eaeh cNIisiier fref.qfai.
h'f iuf me community SITES f.tta
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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1921-01-07
BLAINE

Jos, 4. Seese and NJ. Clark Stacey, a
couple of Ohio Fuel Oil men. stopped
at f. c. Berry's Sunday evening en-
route TO Elliott and Morgan county on
a tour of inspection and spent very
pleasant evening in our midst They
left early Monday morning.
Frank Parker has returned to this
place after a few days visit with his
home folks.
Chas r. Holbrook, of Ashland, is
visiting his sister ut this place, Mrs.
e. {, Berry.
Whooping cough at this place is get
ting better.
Henry Fyffe of Genoa was calling
on Gladys McKinnon Saturday evening.
Beecher Arnett, one of the leading
pipe liners, visited Blaine town Sat
urday night and was calling on Miss
Effie McBrayer
Misses Flora and Gladys McKinnon
entertained crowd Of youngsters
Saturday night All report nice
time.
The girls and boys who spent Christ
mas with their home folks have re-
turned to school
Hubert Maddy of Failsburg has re-
turned to his work at this place.
George Mccain spent Saturday and
Sunday with Carrie Pack.
James Cox of Illinois was the week
end guest of Miss Flora McKinnon
Clyde Fraley and Miss Ethel Miles
passed through our town Sunday en-
route to Keaton. THE LONE. STAR.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1921-01-07
LUKE McLukE SAYS,

When girl is taking Vocal In.
structions she calls her bowling
-Technic.' But that isn't what the
Neighbors call it,
A Preacher advises girls to marry
plain, ordinary men. Huh! That is
the only kind they have been marry
ing as far back as we can remember
A Woman has to give up her Name
when she marries All that man has
TO give up when he marries is the
right to think for himself.
"a fortune Teller will get a woman
to ten all she knows about herself.
And then the woman will think 1t
Wonderful how the Fortune Teller
knows so much about her past
To make a woman happy you'll have
10 permit her to choose her own way
or being unhappy.
III a woman can't find anything else
10 do the chances are that she'll start
in And make a Crazy Quilt for an In
same Asylum.
A man is inclined to doubt the story
<Df Jonah and the Whale until he gets
seasick himself
A woman's idea of the way to make
up for lost time is to spend two hours
an front of her dresser mirror.
A man gets a yen that he can't live
without a girl. Then he married her
and discovers that he can.
About the time a boy gets so old
that he doesn't have to ask his Moth
er II he can go out at night he has
TO ask his Wife If he can go out at
night, Eh