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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15
KIno Buried in Tree Trunk.

When Henry II vas in Wales In
lit receiving the submission Of the
princes, he CHANGED to hear the deeds
Of King Arthur sung by the Welsh,
and was told the exact burial place Of
the hero of Glastonbury. Some years
later the abbot of Glastonbury, the
kings nephew, searched for the body,
and found 1t buried In the trunk Of q
tree, beside that of Arthur's queen,
Guinivere. When Glastonbury abbey
was made a ruin In Henry Wits time,
the remains of King Arthur and his
queen were swept away, according to
the London Telegraph. 1t was on
Cadbury hill In Somerset, the famed
Camelot Of Arthurian romance, that
the British king prepared for his great
stand against the Anglo-Saxons; and
the name Of Arthur still cllngs to the
locality which has become known by
the name of "Arthur's lane" and "Ar-
thurs WELL"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15
TRUcKLOAD OF WHISKEY SEIZED
ON ITS WAY TO ATLANTIC CITY
Local Expressmen Apprehended With Truck Containing
S2o 600 Worth of Liquor at Ocean City-Had
Been Landed at Fish Factory
MAYOR HENDEE N ASSISTANTS MADE RIG
A

out over the shore road, overtak1ng
a truck in which were the two defend
ants and a colored man. A passenger
car seemed to be in attendance on the
truck. 1t contained two men and was
last seen going down the shore road
"in a hurry" added Johnson, with a
smile. Johnson went on to say that
he got in the truck and went on ito
Prosecutor Coles house and knocked
several times, but got no answer and
so continued on to the home of Judge
Eldredge, where he reused the Judge.
Johnson said that throughout he sat
with the men in the truck young
Loefder drove under his authority.
Charles Gaskill, the officer who ac-
companied Chief Johnson, was the next
witness. He said that he went with
Johnson and Hendee in a car driven
by Mayor Joseph Champion. They
found a truck loaded with cases stop
ped in the road. Two men who were
standing there said that they would
go anywhere the officers wanted them
to. Young Loef1er, he said, drove the
truck to. Cape May Court House. The
truck, which he identified, contained
cases labeled whiskey.
The next to give evidence was City
Clerk Winterburn, who corroborated
Hendee's story and added that he saw
a fash of light near the fish factory
and that q, man came out of the lane
and looked up and down the road.
The truck came out followed by a
smaller car. Hendee directed them to
follow the truck.
Lawyer Harris wanted the final YER
dict given Immediately. He started
by saying that the defense ad-
mitted everything. Cole cut him short
by telling him that the state had not
moved for sentence yet and would not
until next Wednesday. Harris said
that he had to attend another court
on that date, SO Cole said a week from
Wednesday,; but Harris still demurred,
saying that he vas going on a vacation
in two weeks. Judge Eldredge offered
to make a special trip to Court House
any day that Harris would set. The
date was finally set for a week from
next Wednesday.
Harris moved that the truck be re-
turned to the defendants. 1t was val
ued at $4,000 new and $4,000 in it's
present condition. AS the truck will
be used as evidence a bond of $4,000
was put on it.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC

Mr.. Clifford Frazier is no longer in our
employ.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15
COMIQUE

OOM1VOE
Cedar Avenue and Boardwalk
MONDAY, July 18th
CHARLES RAY
In NINETEEN AND PHYLLlS
TUESDAY, July 18th
JOHN BARRYMORE
In "RAFFLES"
WEDNESDAY,, July Goth
A Special Production
"HIS OWN LAW"
THURSDAY, July 21st |
EARLE WILLIAMS Y
In at CAN BE DONE"
FRIDAY, July 22d /
MARION DAVIES
In "BURIED TREASURE"
SATURDAY, July Esd
Maurice TOurneur Presents
"THE LAST OF THE MOHICAfs'
SUNDAY, July cath
DOUGLASS FAIRBANKS
In "THE NUT"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15
AT THE THEATRES

There are two double-feature bills at
the Casino Theatre this week. The
first was on Monday. 1t was Conway
Tearle in Society Snobs' and Fatty
Arbuckle in 1.-THE Travelling Sales
man." The second double-decker will
be on Friday, Alice Brady in 1.-The
Land OF Hope and Mack Sennett's
comedians in Love, Honor and Be
have" sharing the honors. Other hlgh
lights for the week were Rex Beach's
story, Going Some" starring Cullen
Lands. on Tuesday, and Constance
Talmadge in Mammals Affair" on
Wednesday and Thursday. Saturday
Jack Pickford will appear in his lat
est release, Gust Out of College" and
on Sunday and Monday the feature
will be, 1.-THE Lost Romance"
TOO Wise Wives started the week
at the Strand, and Dorothy Dalton APP
peared Tuesday in "The Idol of the
North" a play similar to her popular
Flame of Yukon production. On
Wednesday Louise Glaum, n of the
most popular and "vampiest" of the
movie ''vamps," appeared again in the
role of a chorus girl. Owing to it's
great success in Wildwood before,
"Peck's Bad Boy" starring Jackie
Coogan, came back to the Strand on
Thursday and Friday. Pola Nigri, the
great Polish star of Passion" will be
at the Strand Saturday and Sunday in
Gypsy Blood" Gypsy Blood" is a
new version of the vel popular story,
Carmen" CHATS not the kind of
car men that go on strike now and
them
The program at the Crest Pier in
cluded Eugene O'Brien in Worlds
Apart" Alice Joyce in 1.-THE Scarab
Ring" Going Some" Constance Tai
madge in Mammals Affair" and
Jackie Coogan in "Peck's Bad Boy"
which have been reviewed before, and
a new one, Corinne Griffith, in whats
Your Reputation Worth?" on Thurs
day.
The Comique's bill starts with
Franklin Farnum in a Western pic
ture, "Tbe Fighting Stranger. Frank
Ign Farnum made his name by his por-
trayal of "The Virginian," by Owen
Wister. Also on Monday a new serial
starring Eddie Polo was commenced.
The gate vas thrown open to the
children. On Tuesday Mary Miles
Minter in 1.-THE Little Clown" and
Charlie Chaplin in "His Night Out"
share the laurels. The next day the
cowboy comedian, Will Rogers, ap-
pears in Honest Hutch" and Charlie
Chaplin again comes to the fore in
"a Night in the Show" Fatty Ar
buckle is the attraction Thursday in
"The Dollar a Year Man" Saturday
and Sunday a Sennett comedy, ga
Small Town Idol" will keep the au-
dience in roars of laughter, and Char
lie Chaplin appears in the bill for the
third time in one week in zone A. NJ"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15

You can get no better value 4
your money than the journal at ST.
per year.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15
REVIEW "DREAM STREET"
AND THE FIGHT PICTURES

Feeling in a reviewing mood last
Sunday evening we dropped in on the
much-heralded showing of the official
pictures of the Carpentier-Dempsey
fight at the Strand. The pictures took
the two modern gladiators from the
time of early training until the de-
feated Carpenter leaves the ring. 1t
also doesn't fail to show TexRickard
and his half million dollar check on
the Guaranty Trust Company of New
York, covering the guarantees to the
two fighters After all, Tex was gamer
than either of the scrappers-they
stood to get their share, win or lose;
but Richard gambled a cold million
dollars on the fight being a ces
and won. The management of the
Strand Theatre wasn't taking any
chances, however, it set the spectators
back just one dollar and ten cents to
see those five reels of pictures of the
big fight, and there were many people
glad to pay the aforesaid sum for the
privilege.
Our first impression of the pictures
came when Dempsey and Carpenter
were introduced 20 the audience. We
thought, Gee, this Dempsey fellow
isn't such a plug-ugly after ALL" In
fact, Jack is rather a nice looking
boy, and Georges is we'll known for
his lady killing face. After the first
few reels of interesting if tedious
training routine, the big shindy itself
was shown. The Frenchman entered
the ring first and smiled in all direc-
ton, shaking his own hand to ac-
knowledge the greetings of the crowd.
Dempsey came down the aisle looking
neither to right nor left and faced
the movie ameras as though bored
and wishing is were over.
After being kept on the edge of our
seats by the fight pictures for five
reels, WI went to Bakers to have a
look-see at David Wark Grifith's
Dream Street." which will continue
there through this week. This great
picture is of an almost allegorical
nature, the spirit of good and evil
being embodied in the parts of a street
preacher and a street fiddler, respec-
lively. The story is from characters
in Thomas Burke's Limehouse stories.
Carol Dempster plays the role of a
vaudeville or variety" dancer. Ralph
Graves in the leading role of a swag-
gering, but good hearted tough boy"
does some excellent work. The theme
of the story is about two brothers,
n strong and the other weak, one
practical and the other idealistic, who
are extremely fond of each other. They
both fall in love with the same girl
and then the fun begins. The weaker
brother kills a man, and the stronger
takes the blame. While he is trying to
escape he is captured and believes
that he was betrayed by the girl. OF
course things are Strengthened out in
the end:
I -- 'fs:
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15

MONDAY, July 18th
William DeMille Presents
"THE LOST ROMANCE"
TUESDAY, July 18th
sDON'T NEGLECT YOUR WIFE"
An Eminent Authors Picture
WEDNESDAY, July goth
Maurice TOurner Presents
"THE TEN DOLLAR RAISE"
THURSDAY, July 21st
VIVIAN MARTIN
In "THE SONG OF THE SOUL"
FRIDAY, July 22d
WANDA HAWLEY
in
"MOONLIGHT AND HONEYSUCKLE"
SATURDAY, July Esd
BEBE DANIELS
In "THE MARCH HARE"
SUNDAY, July gath
CHARLES RAY
In "THE OLD SWIMMIN' HOLE"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15
Machine Worth HAVING.

"The typewriter will never be per-
feet" says the Syracuse Herald. "un-
til 1t a go ahead and write some
thing without somebody telling it what
to say" Which reminds US of what
Kipling in his livelier days wrote as
q testimonial for a certain machine.
q" just start the typewriter off with
a line" he said "then. I go out for a
walk. and when I return there is the
poem all written:s-Boston Tran
script. 49,
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15
CREST PIER
Boardwalk at Lavender Road

Boardwalk at Lavender ROAD
MONDAY, July 18th |,
POLL NIGRI
In "GYPSY BLOOD"
TUESDAY, July 10th |,
William DeMille Presents
"THE LOST ROMANCE"
WEDNESDAY, July goth
"DON'T NEGLECT YOUR WIff]
An Eminent Authors Product
THURSDAY, July 2lst
Maurice TOurneur Presents
"THE TEN DOLLAR RAIS1I
FRIDAY, July 22d
VIVIAN MARTIN
In "THE SONG OF THE Soul
SATURDAY, July 2Sd
CHARLES RAY
In "THE OLD SWIMMIN' HOl
SUNDAY, July cath
,BEBE DANIELS
In 3THE MARCH HARE"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15
NOTICE TO GAS CONSUMERS

Notice is hereby given that all new service connections
from main to meter must be installed exclusively by this
COMPANY after proper application has been made.
The service to the meter is a part of the distribution
system of this Company, and in which the gas is kept con,
tinual1y ready for use.
The public can appreciate the necessity OF this Com
pany doing this work exclusively where adequate service IS
desired.
All work in the street from main to curb Will be done
GRATIS. From curb line to house a charge will be made Of
4zc per foot for 1Hin. pipe. Large pipe charged for ID
occordance TO size. curb box and cock extra. Each applicant
will furnish necessary street permit.
(SIGNED)
WILDWOOD GAS co.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15
STRAND

Boardwalk Between Maple and Glenwood
Avenues
MONDAY, July 18th
TOM MOORE
In "THE CHICKEN IN THE CASE.
TUESDAY, July 10Th
CONSTANCE TALMADGE
In "MAMMA'S AFFAIR"
WEDNESDAY, July goth
WALLACE REID
In "THE LOVE SPECIAL
THURSDAY, July s1st
Eminent Authors Present
"DON'T NEGLECT YOUR WIFE.
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
July ED and Esd
George MelfOrd Presents
"THE FAITH HEALER.
SUNDAY, July cath
WANDA HAWLEY
"M0ONLIGHT AND HONEYSUCKLEv
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15

The Inspector goes down to Meet
No. / every dey to see that the Wheels
are all on the Pullmans, after which
he Tries Out all the Store and Hotel
Chairs around town. And whenever
he finds IN Unsafe Building or Tele-
phone role, he Patiently Stands by
the hour and Holds It UpI
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15

You a get no better value
your money; than the Journal at 81.
per year.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-07-15

You can get no better value for
your money than the Journal at $1.00
per year.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24
A Good Wish.

Experimentation day is also nv
birthday.
Friend homo von a,;,,
have n. ro.r,.,s
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24
Twins Strangely Linked.

Albert Grierson and Walter Grier-
son, st. Lodis twins. were members
Of the same company. and each wore
small diamond ring and a watch and
chain In France. Albert lost the stone
Oh MS ring and a few days later Wal.
Ter lost the stone of his. Then Albert
lost his watch and chain and soon af.
terward Walters disappeared. Then
hioert was wounded and Walter fol
lowed suit And now they intend to
marry twin sisters, Geraldine and
Biendine Smalley Of Sheldon, nl.-In.
dianapolis News.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24
Queer Things About Water.

Water, unstable fluid though it is,
splays remarkable power under pres.
SIRE either natural or mechanical Ia
act, says a writer in the Philadelphia
lublic Ledger, it would astonsh you
- know what water can do under Ger.
q n conditions.
When a man goes in swimming AM
5'aps the water forcibiy with his hand
he realizes that the unstable fluid
ofers very little resistance. Yet
S ream from freman's hose vii
k ock man down; and the &c! rom
a nozzle used in placer mining eats
4 ~ great hi. in a DAY, toy; WIN
great boulders as if they were peonI"
ard could shoot a man over the coun'
tr' as if he were a projectile from
CO mon.
There is a power plant near Duran
go, Colorado. A United States caVa'
lyman who was visiting it me Gay
thought it would be easy TO pass ns
sabre through two-inch stream "
water. He made the tempt, but a'
sabre was shivered in two and his Wl,''
broken. A thinner jet OF water u''
sccnding one THOUSAND feet to 'av
tory in Grenoble, France, and tfa''r'
ing at the rate of one hundred ya'-,
a second, fractures. the best blades "
Toledo.
or course some people will not ''
iieve such stories without seeing ~
thing themselves; and YOU NAV tO.A
it a proof Of the scientific imaeInl'
no say that a stream OF water an "'I ~,
thick, il it had sufficient velocity VOu.,
ward of bombshells as well as S'''
plate would do. -.
Nevertheless, many travellers ma"
seen a brakeman put a small hyar"u ,.n
jack under one end of car ana y
twenty tons or so b. means OF ~.
leisurely strokes Of the pump manu-
and the experience ~ riding every 70.
in a hydraulic elevator will remove -" I,
doubts concerning the MAGIC po"''
water when hitched to a machine
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24
.IT, DlL-l LING
A,.assa Lady's Ulccnlo table and
AEcynS Cor 4iion Referred,
Size Say, By CaSdui.

Atlanta, Ga.-Nies Alice Frances
Young. Of 2S East Alexander Street,
his city, says: "A.Lsf entering wo-
manhood, l suffered 70 much with
womally weakness. = back ached.
would have, at csrJaiD times, q hot
feeling that seemed to 20 TO my head.
Even my shoulders would hurt, and it
made me very dizzy and uncOmfort-
able. When tic blood would flow to
ny head suprc-o that was what it
was-I would faint and feel so weak.
Il Couldn't do my work. | had a
good position, and this was surely
annoying as well as embarrassing. l
would usually have TO go home and
20 TO bed. | certainly suffered greatly.
Il heard of Cardui, and my mother
bought it for me. 1t was the first and
only medicine that ever did me any
good for this trouble"
Dizziness, headache, sideache, hack
ache, tired-out feeling and otter dis
agreeable symptoms are often signs of
womanly troubles. Thousands OF wo-
men who formerly suffered from these
and similar ailments have found Car
dui a very valuable remedy.
Cardui is composed only Of pure,
vegetable ingredients which have long
been recognized as of medicinal value
in the treatment Of many diseases and
disorders peculiar to women.
Take Cardui.
Your druggist sells 1t. NC-140
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24
E g9s undPoultrv

We will pay best cash price the marke,
lustifies for strictly clean, fresh eggs and
poultry at our office near the frel mi sta
ton
Can take care of eggs at my residence
after 6 O'Clock.
WIN be al the Office Saturday nignr,
until 9 O'Clock.
BENZ HARTZELI
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24
Norfolk & Western Ry
Schedule in Effect Jan. %, 1921.
LEAVE SHEPHERDSTOWN DAILY

LEAVE SHEPHERDSTOWN DAILY
SOUTHBOUND.
No. 1873 06 4 M.-for Bristol and in
termeoIate stations; Broiler Parlor
Carlo Bristol; connection AT Roa
noke Tor oints West: Sleeper 10
Roanoke, Columbus, Cincinnati. anc
Chicago. Dining car.
No n a 81 +. N For Shenandoah
Va, ana Local Stations.
No. IL .35 A M Let or irom Connect
ing lines II H4gerstown or Shenan-
doah Junction or 10 take on Tor Basic
or beyond. Sleeper 10 williamson
w Va. and Winston. Salem, N. c
Dining Car 10 Roanoke.
NORTHBOuND
No. 2S-9 IS A M-For Hseerstowu
and intermediate stations. connects a,
HagerstoWn for Harrisburg. Philadel
phia and New York
No. l4-S "a p. M-For Hagerstown.
Philadelphia, and New York: Parlor
Cars, Sleepers. Hagerstown to PhiIa-
delphia
No. FL IS A. M.-Let off from Basic or
beyond, or TO take on tor connectno
lines at Shenandoah Junction or ha-
gerstown. Sleeper to Philadelphia
and New York.
w: B BEVlLL. w. c. SAUNDERS.
Pass. TRAIT Mngr Gen. Pass ACT
Roanoke. Va
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24

$3.50 Gets the Register a wear
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24
burying a Bank In Z Wall

nurying a Bank In Wall
How The money of the Sta.
Georgia was successfully 5.+- Dan. u
g Sherman's march to ,ba IN t5r.
lOw the entire sum, which s s.- an
~een $4,000 and 100000. Us "a, q.
urned to the bank virm.Y Vas re
makes a strange story. An o,. mag
crioer sends us this tale I'd SUI,
On the evening of Nor..
oo4, Wallace Cummings, cas 'I q
oanN at Savannah, was or5er., o.
axe the money out of DANE , -.'s' t.
nan was approaching the Gin. c'sf'
nine's wife, who subsequent. C1i''
re story of the adventp-s "'os
grandchildren, accompanie5 b;,. -Of nF
pecial train that was hurryi7p 10 VI a
lie Altamaha River before The . I'os
m troops cut the bridge T5o oO-' a,
fas packed in nail kegs. AT TS Tn s's
lie they hired an emD,y luna
80 C eS VI gold there. len,
me OF Cummings servants. took , ,,
win a man named Ross in o,, .gla
he store at night. -ni
Later they transported tbs
o macon, where the State R,,r 'I'
branch office. In April, ,S6s N na
anne that another Federal fo,. "'"
making its way southwark and - Sa
o do with the money became WI.
IN anxious question. 's'n
Finally they decided to wo,-
good they could, bury some and s;,t ..''
rest in a deep well. Each mers MN Ill.
ne family of Mr.. and Mrs Thu.
Nesbit, with whom the Cummira I n
y had lived for six months. wore n;I,
elts made of ehavy linen which -.
ad stitched full of twenty-doIl.- nS
eces. That of course took caro- ~
0mparatively small sum. Ever. u.
r. Cumming made several trim. -
'een the house and bank ami on .,.s
r'p came home loaded with ro,.-
esoit, who owned large irnn for.
ry, cast a long, round iron bar .,,n.
e width of a twenty-do'lar go,5 49,.
I'd sharpened at one end One ni,L,
eSolt and CUMMING went out ir,o =,
ront yard, which was a mass ~ 49,.
ushes in full bloom. They tb-r,,
2 rod down close to the root of busb
n as deep as their united strer,.,
nuld sink it; then they filled the hal,
''th gold eagles, which they drOrrot
one by one, and threw loose p,r,.
yer the top. In that way they buried
etween $4,000 and $4,000 and fl,
apt a record of how much was buri.i
nder each rosebush. The rest Of the
money they sewed up in little bag,
which they placed in boxes and Iet
own into a deep we'll Two DAYS after
'e gold was buried the Yankee army
7ok possession of Macon and seized
re assets OF two or three other banks
y Savannah.
Cumming was captured, but all
tat the army found in his vault va,
everal barrels of Confederate money
and a few hundred dollars in silver
f'at he had not time to hide.
The money remained in the garden
I'd in the we'll more than two wears,
ID all of it was recovered and return.
to the bank at Savannah except on.
nall package of gold one dollar
= Gees, which was lost in the mud and
water.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHERS
& a q > 2 -

Sl.50 gets the Register a year
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24

uel, and / just naturally go around
shedding light into the dark places,
and making everybody glad. At such
times the world seems an unqualified
success, and the fact that 1 was born
into 1t does not cause me any remorse.
II some prominent citizen backed me
up against fence and asked me what
made me feel so gay, 1 couldn't give
him any helpful information. don't
know, myself, what causes the chip
per feeling. | suppose it must be be-
cause my works are in good condition.
dOirfr their digestive stunts at the old
stand
"After few days the glad feeling
passes away, and instead of being a
Sunny Samuel l become q Mournful
Moses. | have all kinds of PRESENT.
ments of evil. l have q firm convic-
ton that the bottom is about to drop
out of everything, and that I'll be
mixed up with the wreckage take
a pessimistic view of everything, and
go grouching around until even the
cows are sick OF seeing me, and they
give me lift with their hind feet as
a gentle hint that 1 should come out
Of my trance.
"If a leading business man asked
me to explain my melancholy couldn't
do 1t. The world seems to be moving
along rs though nothing had happened,
the same old sun is shining on the day
Shift, and the scented zephyrs are
blowing through my whiskers as of
old.
"Often a man begins the day wrong,
through some accident or unpleasant
experience. Then he knows why he
has a crouch, but that doesn't HELM
him to get rid Of II. This morning
1 was lying in bed dreaming that I
was the only original white hope. and
that l was making a heroic effort to
bring the laurels back to the Cauca-
sian race. I was just administering
an uppercut that seemed destined to
bring home the bacon, when fell out
OF bed and practically ruined my head
against the floor.
II came downstairs in a beastly hu-
NOR, and after breakfast I went over
and picked a quarrel with old Doc
''sN'N' -" 'hot hC 10 Siilu I'D Il tree
to escape violence, and all because I
was feeling ornery. 1t wouldn't have
been safe for any man to tell me that
IN order to begin the day right all a
man has to do is to begin 1t right.
II have gone out from the house to
milk the cows in the morning, many a
time. feeling as blithesome and glad
as a dickeyblrd, and quite satisfied
that the day was going to be one
round Of pleasure. Then a COW would
give me poke in the ribs with one
OF her celluloid horns. or push her big
splay foot into brimming bucket of
milk, and the joyous stuff was all of,
and I'd be so sore all day that Aunt
Julia would hand me my meals with
a pltchfork.
1.-THE other morning INyot I'D feeling
so mean that I was ashamed to look
In the mirror. went downtown after
breakfast. In the mood to rob blind
organ grinder Of his few plugged
nickels. TIN I went to the post Of
nee and got registered letter. A
man who had owed me 81 for five
years had an ingrowing conscience at
last, and sent the money to me. When
left the post Office everybody COM
mented on my winning smile and said
1 was the little sunbeam of the town."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-02-24

man. ~ suppose
you have b e e n
reading one of
those fool sun
shine books, and
you think \ man
can be in a good
humor st by
saying he Is going
to be. But.a man
can't control his
humors' any more
than he can con-
troll dreams.
"SOme days I
feel like the orig
inal Sunny SAM