The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-08-19
SMILIN THRU
BY GEE SEE
A BIT OF FREE ADVERTISING
FROM OUR GENEROUS AND
BROAD-MINDED CONTEM-
PORARY, THE BEACON
(Note:- The grammer, spelling, typo
graphical errors, etc. are NOT
our own.

graphical errors, etc. are NOT
our Own.)
The Lambertville Buttinsky
There lives in New Hope certain guy
who struts around with his head hello
high
He thought that he did something
great
When he fired the lad from old York
state.
The lad hadn't a cent with which to
get home,
But that wasn't worrinyg the guy
with the swelled-up dome.
To deal with the second hand mar
was his pick
Because he could buy secondhand
furniture and get it on tick.
He is A No. 1 and good true blue
When it comes to telling other people
what to do,
And if he would only look little
closer to home
He wouldn't be running around with
swelled up dome.
For making up poems he thinks he is
pat,
But when he reads this he'll take off
his hat.
nd &c - 70 rno1 .Io,
down,
He would open the eyes of this slow
Now l wouldn't tell you this mans
name,
But think that you can guess the
same.
I'll be very thankful if they will prin
this for me
And send one over to old Gee See.
VIM. Young.
####**
Jesse Mason has handled the Lam
bertville Garbage Disposal Contrac
with great credit to himself, and tt
the qualification of the people. Blu
in the above instance he has beer
remiss.
#4&&A4
However, boomerang is boom
erang, whether it be garbage or not
#*&#*&
So let's take up where we left off
and go blithly on our way.
##****
INCONSISTENCY
On the Board Walk at the Shore
Girls were dressed in styles galore
With skirts too high and waists toe
low,
They seemed to challenge Zieg.
fields show.
On the beaches at the shore
Censors ruled the suits they wore.
With skirts too low and waists toe
high
They left no view to please the
eye.
God has sculptored the design
Of the human form divine,
But man DEGREES the style that
brings
Such binding, chatting, scare-croW
things.
Beauty crowned the masters task.
Man debased it with mask
Of lewd suggestiveness and shame
That vainly struts in fashions
name
#AA##M
Thoughts are like birds some OF
them are like mockingbirds- tender
sweet and very beautiful.
*####*
Some thoughts are woodpeckers-
long beaked- slanderously picking al
something to disgrace.
***#**
Some thoughts are like chattering
sparrows- low-born, and picking q
living from the droppings on the road
&**4**
Some thoughts are larks- singing
more sweetly the higher they fly.
&&**#*
But the pity of the world is that
so many thoughts are like buzzards.
vile-smelling scavengers of the earth
seeking avidly the putrid garbage Of
scandal and shame.
*#**#*
The hooking bird gets its name by
copying the songs of all the Other
bird notes it hears.
*&+***
If your thoughts listen they car
hear many beautiful things to repro
duce. If you look you can find glory
everywhere.
Do you go about thru life shifting
the air for the filth of scandal to feet
your thoughts?
**+**#
The lark sings only on the wing
rising higher with each note increas
ing in beauty.
| %H*HEx
Do your thoughts soar up like tn
lark, or do they swoop down like tn
buzzard?
%A*#**
They can "sit" beautifully. But
Continued next column)
TIERS DEVIL