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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05
Flowered Coats of Leather are Popular
81 MARIAN HALE.

NEW YORK. Nov. Leather
coats found great favor during the
war and the material IS greatly used
In sports wraps
Paul Poiret. however. has gone 20
the very last possible step in the
adaptation Of leather for coats.
The particular Polret model Is al
most futuristic In effect. II Is Of
white leather with huge fower-like
designs painted on the white surface
in yellow and gray
Huge cuffs and collars Of mink
add distinction TO this wrap. Il also
has a deep band Of the fur around
the bottom.
Handpainted materials have long
been vogue. bit the combination OF
leather with fantastic paintings
gives full sway TO a sartoriaI i'm
aginatiOn.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

Acn Dr. Petut uaI euumera.eI
me occupants my car was to have
on the trip to the Southampton hos
pital he had not counted the child
Of the wounded woman. Either he
had not though Of her or else he
meant to make a sly test of Miss
Fosters eagerness to see the I'M
pleasant incidents which come so
frequently to busy physician.
At any rate. when the child ap-
peareG, a poor. scrawny mite Of 6
years, with so dirty a face that one
could not judge whether her features
We're attractive or not, tangled hair
kat looked as if it and a comb had
been strangers for many days, and
clothing indescribably ragged and
soiled, Dr. Petit looked up from his
task of wrapping the injured woman
in a sheet and blanket, said briefly:
She'll have to sit on your lap,
Miss Foster. and you must keep her
quiet so she won't disturb Mrs. era
HAMS driving"
Helping Hands.
But the warm hearted western
girl had rushed to the child plying
! ly at her first appearance. The lit e
things big black eyes, the only fea-
lures attractive about her, were SO
filed with sheer animal terror that
the first impulse Of any tender wo-
man would have been to comfort
her, in spite Of her repellent appear
ance. Miss Foster. however, was the
l L. ~
I I was occupied in getting the car
in the exact spot DR.. Fettit wished
while Lillian and Mrs. TIGER were
putting stockings and shoes on the
/ woman's bare feet.
How Miss Foster managed It I dc
not know. I fancy the child was sc
terrOriZed that she submitted docile-
" to any one approaching her. But
when the moaning woman had beer
lifted into the car by DR.. Petit, Sam
and Jerry TIGER. and her sullen hus-
band hidden to take his place be-
/ side her, the western girl appeared
at the car door with the child trans
| formed. Her face, hands and fee
bore evidence Of a hasty but thor
ough application Of soap and hot
water. and a hair ribbon which
. recognized as Marion's was cOnfin-
ing the tangled tresses. That Lii
: lian's small daughter had been help
! ing Miss Foster 1 guessed immediate
/ ~. and I knew for a certainty wher
! 1 heard Marion's voice in a lowtoned
| appeal to her mother
Mother, may I please give my
| sweater to the little girl?"
"Of course" Lillian returned
promptly, and my prudent soul was
/ thankful that the sweater Marion
/ had on was a comparative inexpen-
sive one. Both she and her mother
would have bestowed the best Mari
on had upon the less fortunate child
I if the exigency Of the moment had
demanded it.
Dem for Me?"
/ Miss Foster put the little girls
arms into the sweater, and Lillian,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05
ANNOUNCEMENTS

The Temple Aid SisterhoOd will
meet Monday afternoon at $3.50 at
the Temple Bethel.
An important meeting Of the
League OF Women Voters will be
held Monday afternoon at $3.50 at
the Y NJ C. A. A report will be
given by Mrs. William Shirley. Of
the recent convention at Muncie and
Mrs William Benitz will speak on
The Relat' onship of Notre Dame
and the Citizens Of South Bend"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

nybetter. Tread aboutyour medicine
in the Primitive Baptist paper and
decided TO try it. | have used Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
and lydia f. Pinkham's Liver Pills
for about seven months and now
am able to do my work. / snail never
forget your medicine and you may
publish this if you want 10 as it is
true. Mrs. J. F. HURSEY, Star, NC.
Here is another woman who adds
her testimony 70 the manywhose let
ters we have already published, prov
ing that Lydia f. Pinkbam's Vege-
table Compound often restores health
10 suffering women even after they
have gone so far that an operation IS
deemed advisable. Therefore it viii
surely pay any woman VINO suffers
from such ailments to try it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05
GALL, STOW TONE 5

DR.. E. f. Paddock, a physician OF
Kansas City, Mo-. is giving away
Free, an illustrated book that tells
how hundreds OF people have obtain
ed wonderful results from a simple
home method OF treatment IN cases
OF Inflammation and catarrh OF the
Gall Bladder and Bile Ducts as asso-
ciated with Gallstones. JUS send
name TO DR.. T.. T.. Paddock, Box
$ b 2O1, Kansas City, Mo.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

NAAL " ONAAA A4o =
two weeks. l was
treated by two
doctors without
relief and they
both said l would
have 10 have an
operation. / had
my trouble four
years and was
unfit TO do any,
thing and had
given Up all hope
IF avar- ceo++fp1
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

Nov. 5 Box Bon Bon Social a;
Granger SHOOT Ralph Lehman,
teacher. $685.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05
PGPS 9 "a ais

Miss Margaret S Virtue of Chi
caso is at the Oliver hotel. spending
a two weeks vacation visiting old
time friends.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

South Bends favorite shop Of sweets
offers. Saturday only-Peanut Crisp.
zoe 10. Butter Scotch. zoe ID.
1855
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05
i. 3 9 C1G { u.

- ~ - - - -
Announcement n made Of an in
formal get together party for the
members OF the American Legion
to be given Armistice eve, Nov. 10
ln the Rotary Room OF the Oliver
hotel. The program OF dances will
Sc played by the Denny orchestra
and the reception committee includ-
g. DR.. +. J. Lent. DR.. r. L. Sense
rich. Clark Carson. Robert SwintZ,
Donald EIEredge. DR.. J. r. McMeel.
Walter Heller. Leon Livingston, Emil
johnson. and Dr. F. r. Clapp. The
affair is made possihA through the
kindness OF Charles b. sax. who has
given the Rotary Room for that
event. Many clever features are be-
ing planned BY the committee IN
charge.
The clvics and philanthropy de-
rartnrent OF the Progress CLUB met
Friday afternoon at the club house.
Rev. A. f. Monger addressed the
members on Responsibilities OF
Democrat y."
The South Bend Woman's club
rava an entertainment at Healthwin
Thursday evening for the beneht--oI
the patients there Several readings
hv Miss A. watterson and vocal
numbers by Mrs. r. r. Stewart ana
Mrs we're strayer made up the pro-
gram.
Mrs. c. A. Francis was the prin-
cipal speaker st the art department
OF The South Bend Woman's cluo
Friday afternoon in the club rooms
Her subject was Spanish Art" Mrs.
Gates Harpel read the biography OF
veleouez and described FIVE or the
artist's paintings. A talk on archi-
lecture was given by Mrs. Warren ii.
Miller
r. aides Aid society OF the
T. 2. church met with Mrs
r. ,rown. 119 DeMaude av'
r ternoon. During the DUST
me- son plans were made for a
chicken supper TO be given a. the
church next Friday evening the al
fair being open 10 the general pun
nc After the business session
social hour wac enjoyed, Mrs. a. W
venrick giving several vocal num-
he's The first Thursday OF next
month the society will meet Win
Mrs Emil Marks, 1880 Diamond aV'
The Missionary department OF the
~ preshvterian church met Fri
dav afternoon in the church par
- Mrs Annie Brown conducteu
M devotional service and Mrs. r
england and Mrs. +. c. koos gave
interesting reports OK the y hoOi0'''
meeting held at Fort Wayne
Mrs. melbourne rendered seVerai
vocal mum ers preceding the pase-
aDt "Our Mission Funds Impersoh-
go - which was presented under
-, 6traction OF Mrs. Tom Farmer
II During the social hour refresh
,,,e,ts were served by the hostesses'
NJ. II Rulo. Mrs f NJ. Jackson
r.. - IT shand and Mrs. ]. ]. Rey-
nolds.
rba woman's Missionary society
% tbe IVES. minister church met Frl-
40, aftenoon at the home or MIS-
81. strayer. 747 y. Scott st. The n
sssistinr hostesses were: Mrs h. -
smi5b Mrs, c. A. Bacon and as. II.
n Herrod The subject of the ait
ernon was Alaska" and two PtpeI-
were presented by Mrs I. fa.ln ann =
80 = A Bacon. Letters were reau
from Mrs Laura Fuller DAVIS d lii'S
.,o CO IN south Africa. Mrs. we're
straver gave several vocal numbers .s,I
onS : social hour was enjoyed. Inc
49, - - tbe next meeting viii be an
nounced later.
The card party given Thursday
.ftarnoon in st. Patricks nan oy
az Isdies. Aid society of the New
south slY Side Catholic church for the
SoDe6t Of the parish was very sue
eeeeg,,I Two hundred guests attend
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

Our goth anniversary sale contin
ues-so do the anniversary prices.
The Philadelphia. 1895
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

colored autumn flowers. The even
ing was spent with dancing and
music. piano selections being given
by Arnold Alexander, and David NJ.
Bray entertained with vocal selec-
tions.
The mebers Of the Stitchery club
held an all-day meeting Thursday
at the home OF Mrs Thomas II.
Hecker. 100 Harvey St A pot
| luck luncheon was served at noon
and the afternoon spent with
needlework Mrs IT. F. Hauck 1919
z. Randolph St. will be hostess at
I the meeting in two weeks.
The first OF the weekly luncheons
to be held for the Indiana and Uni
] versity clubs. will be given Saturday
at 1890 at the club. A special wire
will give reports Of the Notre
Dame West Point game. Members
are requested 20 make reservations
Of the steward by 10 a. m Satur-
day.
The Woman's Foreign Missionary
/ society Of the Grace VI. z. church
met Thursday afternoon at the
church. Mrs w. c. Rowe led in
the devotionals and Mrs. o. F. Ju-
Ian gave review OF the chapter
in the study book Mrs. z. L. Essex
sang "In the Garden" accompanied
by Mrs Roy Schumacher and Daley
Roberts entertained with a violin
solo.
The Everready class of the West
minister church entertained their
husbands at a $50 o'clock dinner
Thursday evening at the Chamber
OF Commerce. The table was at
tractive with clusters Of marigOlds
and Halloween suggestions. The
guests we're in old-fashloned cos
tunes. the prize for the ladies' cos
tune was awarded Mrs Ella Car
penter and Harry Massingal re-
ceived the gentleman's favor The
evening was spent with informal
games and contests. The committee
In charge OF the delightful affair
included Mrs. F. r. Montague, Mrs
Orva France. Mrs. Rude Kreis,
Mrs. H. w. Brewster and Mrs. v.
A. Niles
The Litahni group of Camp Fire
Girls were entertained Wednesday
afternoon at a Halloween party at
the home Of Miss Mildred Werner.
722 Dubail av. In the contests
prizes were won by Elva Ruth
Holem, Irene MAGELLAN and Gladys
Hummer. The group meets every
Wednesday afternoon at 3:45 in the
kindergarten room of the Stude-
baker school.
Current events pertaining to the
Thanksgiving season. featured the
opening of.the program for the aft
ernoon meeting of the Nonpareil
club Thursday afternoon at the
home Of Mrs. L. A. Lydick 1928
Lincolnway w. Luncheon was serv-
ed. The next meeting will be held
In two weeks at the home of Mrs.
w. ]. Decker. s. Chaplin st.
The Sunshine circle Of the W. o.
w met Thursday afternoon with
Mrs. Lillian Chappen. 72S n. St.
Peter St, with 10 members and one
visitor present. Plans were made
for a Christmas party to be held
Dec. Is. The next regular meeting
will be with Mrs. Fannie Splitter,
w. Washington av.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05
WUMAN AvOIDS
AN OPERATION
Hope Nearly Gone, but Lydia E.
Pinkhan's Vegetable Compound
Saved Her

Star, N. C.-"My monthly spells
gave me so much trouble, sometimes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

EAT MORE-SPEND LESS.
You can do this by buying candies
at the Philadelphia during the goth
sale. The Philadelphia.
1915
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

colored autumn flowers. The even
ing was spent with dancing and
music. piano selections being given
by Arnold Alexander. and David NJ.
Bray entertained with vocal selec-
lions.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

The card party given Thursday
afternoon in st. Patrick's nan oy
The Ladies Aid society OF the Rev
south Side Catholic church for the
bone0t of the parish was very sue
ressg,I. Two hundred guests attend
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

Misses Sarah and Im5a Gilbert
entertained informally at their
home. 1907 S. Main St, Thursday
evening in honor Of their guest Miss
Bessie Smith. Detroit. Mich. Lunch
con was served at a table made
lovely with a low mound Of vari-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

The mebers of the Stltchery club
held an all-day meeting Thursday
at the home OF Mrs Thomas IT,.
Hecker. 100 Harvey st. A pot
luck luncheon was served at noon
and the afternoon spent with
needlework. Mrs. II. F. Hauck 1919
r. Randolph St, will be hostess at
the meeting in two weeks.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

The first OF the weekly luncheons
10 be held for the Indiana and Uni
versity clubs. will be given Saturday
at 1890 at the club. A special wire
Will give reports of the NOtre
Dame-West Point game. Members
are requested 20 make reservations
Of the steward by 10 a. m. Satur-
day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05
Dem for AIe?"

Miss Foster put the little girl'i
arms into the sweater, and Lillian
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

Mrs. c. A Francis was the prln-
cipal speaker st the art department
OF the South Bend Woman's cluo
Friday afternoon in the club rooms
Her subject was Spanish Art Mrs.
Gates Harpel read the biography OF
Velequez. and described five OF me
artists paintings. A talk on aren't
lecture was given by Mrs. Warren ii.
Miller
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-05

Eighteen members OF the Loyal
Americans Drill team mOtored to
Benton Harbor Thursday evening,
and assisted by James Blanken-
baker of Chicago. and Glen Etteline
OF South Bend, installed the officers
of the Benton Harbor lodge.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
School District to Have Water

Shoshone, Idaho : The Dietrich
school district is advertising an cleo
ton to be held soon for the purpose
of voting on proposition to issut
bonds with which to buy water sys-
tenn. The system in question was
provided several years ago by the
founders of the town. Recently the
state utilities commission granted the
owners permission to discontinue its
operation. The service, If d,scontin-
ued, will leave residents of the town
without a water supply, and several
farmers who hauled water from the
system win likewise be vi bout water
The system consists of deep well, a
pumping plant, tank and distributing
mains.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
WOULD HAND LORD DOLLAR
But Some People Will Doubt Whether
Such a Man Will Ever Get
Close Enough.

A young man in Missouri was col
lecting funds for a benevolent institu-
ton. He tried hard to get dollar
from an old gentleman who was noted
for his closeness.
When the young man had stated ms
mission and asked for the dollar, the
elderly person asked:
swell, young man, how old are
your
az am twenty-five said the youth
"Well,. continued the old gentle
man, Il am seventy-five years old, and
as you are only twenty-five years,
think that l will get to see the LORD
sooner than you. will hand him the
dollar myself. Dispatch.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
To Teach Correct English.

Children should be encouraged to
talk, to observe and 10 describe the
things that interest them in the course
Of the day. In this way they will
form the habit Of the intelligent report
er who, On the way to his desk from
an assignment, plans hts article. eager
to find the best way of telling his story.
Instead Of making hateful mystery
of English speech, it should be made
the most natural thing in the world.
worthy Of the effort necessary to give
1t accuracy, ease and charm. The
scraps OF conversation l overhear ev-
cry day in elevators. across counters.
on the street and In trolley cars are
Ut a nature to disturb those who view
with Intense satisfaction the great
treasure we pour into education, be-
liev1ng that where the investment Is
so generous the dividends nrfst be
proportionate]y large.-Meredith Mich
olson In Scribner's Magazine.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
MOTHER QUICK! GIVE
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
FOR CHILD'S BOWELS

Even q sick child loves the "fruity''
taste of California Fig Syrup" If the
little tongue Is coated, or If your child
Is listless, cross, feverish, full Of cold,
or has collie, teaspoonful will never
fail to open the bowels. In few
hours you can see for yourself how
thoroughly 1t works all the constipa-
tion poison, sour bile and waste from
the tender, little bowels and gives you
a we'll, playful child again.
Millions Of mothers keep California
Fig Syrup" handy. They know tea.
spoonful today saves sick child to-
morrow. Ask your druggist for genuine
California Fig Syrup" which has di.
rections for babies and children of all
ages printed on bottle. Mother! You
must say California" or you may get
an imitation fig SUPERINTENDENT
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
Poetic Fareweils,

So smooth writer as Henry Van
Dyke has found soft spot in his heart
for $50 long," used in parting. Al
though believing that 1t came to this
country fresh and hot from the cockney
dialect OF London, he AYERS that the
next time be parts from person mot
too dignifled to be loved" he Is going
to use 1t. He deplores the fact that
we have no phrase similar to the Ger
man "an wiedersehen," the Italian "a
rivederci," and the French "au revoir."
Gle might have added the Spanish
"Hasta la VISTA" prettiest of ally each
meaning until see you again." So
he dresses up 80 long" with the sig
MITIGATION, $50 long US we are parted
may no harm befall you," or It'll we
meet again 1t will seem so long," APP
parently he would make 1t express as
much as 'MIzpah," which says: MAY
the Lord watch between thee and me
while we are absent enc from the
other"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
DICE LONG KNOWN TO WORLD
Amusement Is Probably the Most An
cient Game, According to Records
OF Old Writers.

The oldest amusement in the world
is dice-throwing.
In some form or another, dice have
existed in every period of history.
They are shown on early Egyptian
monuments, and some dug up at
Thebes recently are exactly similar to
those in use today. They are men,
toned in laws regulating games
played in ancient Greece and Rome
and most other countries in Europe.
The invention of dice Is attributed
to Palamedes, one of the heroes who
sailed against Troy, about the year
1874 B. c., but the use Of cubes with
numbered sides for gambling purposes
Is probably much earlier.
Frequent passages In the works Of
ancient writer's and numerous repre-
sensations In marble and paintings
show how popular dice-playing was
among them.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
EXPLAINING LACK OF DETAIL
Youthful Artist Had Excellent Reason
for Leaving Out Characters In
Her Illustration.

A primary class In one Of the grade
schools was asked to illustrate q
story that had been read to the little
ones by the teacher. The story told
of three children going to a wood in
goat wagon, and staying until the
sun went down. Most OF the pictures
showed the goat with big horns pulling
the wagon containing the children,
and a sun going down behind hill.
One OF the small girls in the class
handed in picture showing merely
@ hill and some grass
"Why, what does your picture
mean?- inquired the. teacher. where
are the goat and the childrenT'
"They have all gone home" replied
Opal.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
History as chs In Quoted.

The Woman was shopping In State
street department store. She wanted
hat. There were two others at the
counter, shopping, without wanting
anything. The tall, thin one lifted q
brown velvet tricorn shape to the light.
"Pretty, amt itf' she asked her
portiy friend, who CARRIED a book un-
der her arm.
Yes, very" answered the friend !;
reminds me OF Napoleon"
Napoleon" querfed the tall one,
How and when Napoiepnr'
oh answered she Of the book. with
superior disdain- Don't you know?
Napoleon crossing the Delaware r.
Chicago Journal
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
Aims Blow at IdIcness

Washington-The initial legislative
step toward program of long range
planning Of public works as means Of
|offsetting cynical periods of business
and Industrial depression was taken
Thursday, when the senate labor com
m.ttee favorably reported on the Ken
yon bill designed to carry out some of
the recommendations of the recent ma
tional unemployment conference.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
solomon's Wisdom influences verd,e

Des Moines, Ia.--Cltng the decision
of King Solomon, as decorded in chan,
ter three, first book of Kings, District
Judge James c. Hume here Saturday
ruled that mother has first claim M
on her own children, and Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Lelske of Sheldon. H.. are an.
titled to know the whereabouts Of
their three boys, adopted from the
Iowa children's home. The home au-
thorities had refused to tell the where
abouts Of the children.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
TAKE ASPIRIN ONLY
AS TOLD BY "BAYER"
"6ayer" introduced Aspirin 70 the
Physicians Over 81
Years Age.

To get quick relief follow carefully
the safe and proper directions In each
unbroken package Of "Beyer Tablets of
Aspirin" This package Ks plainly
stamped with the safety "Bayer Cross"
The "Bayer Oress" means the gen.
uine. woAd-fameus Aspirin prescribed
by physicians for ever twenty-one
years.-Adyertisams
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
Chinese Villages OF 100000

The distribution of the population
Of China Is a curious thing to contem.
plate. A hundred thousand people
may be gathered together within what
might rightly be regarded as city
limits, but on they map their city viii
be indicated as mere village that Is
not worth considering. Moreover,
they will not have established single
feature of city organization. Villages
of 100000 inhabitants are rather diff
cult to visualize, but they exist In
China.-Eleanor Franklin Egan In the
Saturday Evening Post.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
Poetry and Reality,

1t Is one of the mlsfortunes OF
progress that the tomb of Lalla
Rookh is not in Kashmir vale by 1.-THE
crystal pools Of Shallmar," but close
to one OF the rumbling little railroads
that are modernizlng Hindustan. or
course, the daughter of Aurangzeb
does not lie there, but 1t is no poetlcal
location for even a legendary tomb
of such a herolne.-New Kork Eve
ming Post.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
Tangled In His Adlectivee.

AT The close of a suburban political
meeting the other evening tie Gus
tomary votes of thanks were being CIV
en-, when one of the speakers electrified
the gathering by asking those present
to aeord a hearty vote of thanks 70
Mr.. N-for the able manner In
which he has discharged the erroneous
duties of chairman of this meeting"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-12-31
aaaw and the Tourist.

George Bernard Shaw recently con-
vulsed as audience by relating a story
Of. a tourist WHO asked rustic
whether he was on the right track for
StrMfofd-on-Avon- The yokel re-
mained siietit, Come, Gomez said the
tourist eilcouragihgly, "Stratford-
Shakespeare's town-Shakespeare, the
famous poet, you know. Surely you
know shakespeare" "Yus.," replied
the rustic, brightening. BE you he?"