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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-07
REPORT OF TREASURY
Continued from Page IL

tial relief to business and industry and
restore in some measure the freedom of
business transactions but our system of
taxation still requires careful and
thoughtful consideration - He then pro-
ceeds to say that If the loss of revenue
resulting from the reductions in surtax
and other rates suggested cannot be
made up, by rigid economy in expendi-
lures ,, it can be met ''either by placing
4 tax on certain specific articles, or by
low rate general tax on a broad class
of articles or transactions -.
1T is of vital Importance Mr.. Mel
Ion declares, THAT adjustment be made
In our scheme of taxation whereby the
burden viii not fail unduly, whether di-
rectly or indirectly, upon any particu-
iar class and at the same time viii not
seriously interfere with productive in
dustry and the general prosperity of the
country.
No Untrisd Plans.
at would not seem either wise OF
necessary to change from our present
system OF taxation to new and untried
plans. BY retaining the income tax with
reasonable surtaX rates, which in peace
times ultimately should not rise above
10 per cent. taxpayers would still be re-
CURED TO contribute in proportion to
their ability TO paw: while bv placing a
certain amount of tax on specific arti-
cle~, OF classes OF articles, or tranSac-
tiors, at so low 4 rate that they could
readily be borne without injury. the in
come tax could be materially simplifed
the tax laws could b. more readily ad
mini.tered. and at the same time the
needed revenues wCIld be raised without
the evil effects now resulting from the
present excessive rates Of taxation
Keeps Capital Out of Business.
Reiterating arguments that the effect
Of high surtaX rates is to keep new can.
1tal out of productive enterprise and to
prevent normal business transactions
with, the result that natural industrial
adds
The idea seems to be prevalent that
IN taxing large incomes only the person
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-07

receiving the income, and who is to pay
he tax, is really concerned This is Il
mistake. for whatever the government
takes III way of tax, out OF any In
come, which would otherwise be saved
and invested, and thereby become a part
of the capital and Of the wealth of the
nation, affects not so much the individ :
.ual from whom it is taken, as it does
che whole people of the country, in the
direct loss of ~~oductive capital.
After all, the wealth of the country,
upon which all the activities and the
prosperity OF our people depends, IS made
up OF the private property Of the indI
vidual citizens-of all the people-and
ANYTHING that unnecessarily takes away
from the accumulated property necessa-
rily iniuriously affects the people as a
whole
Just Reduce Rules.
Referring To the oft-rcpeated state
mCnt that the tax laws need simplify
ing. Mr.. Mellon declares that the great
est simplitcation that can be made is
IN the reduction of the rates
SO long as the rates were low, he as
serts, there was not much difficulty in
the law: even though the system was, en-
tlrely new and the organization admins
terlng it unfamiliar with the operation
of such a law.
The complexity of the law as far as
II concerns the income tax ITSELF Mr..
Mellon concluded. has arisen largely
out of the high rates which make every
point that arises involve substantial
amounts OF money, and which means
that each possible question IS contested
by the taEaayer and by the government,
with resulting delay in the collection of
the revenue, irritation and annoyance
and expense on the part of the taxpayer
and costly filtration. With moderate
rates, very much of this difficulty would
disappear -.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-07
DENIES MAKING ASSAULT.
John Dies Swears He Was Not Present
When Miss Butler Was Misused.

NEW BEDFORD. Mass, Dec {
Smiling hSeadly and betraying no trace
Of uneasinass. John Dies made a general
denial while on the witness stand yeStt!er-
dav that he had criminally assaulted Miss
Gertrude Butler of BuzzardS Bay, or that
he had been in the vicinity of the alleged
crime for which he and two other Brayas
are now on trial, on the night OF aug. ID.
Five other witnesses had previously given
testimony supporting his aibi that he
spent the night in question NJ home.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-07
A Sure Thing.

Customer-'You say YOU can RECON-
mend this hair restorcrT'
Druggist-"Ycs, sir. | know a man
who took the cork out of a bottle of this
stuff with his teeth. and within ~ hours
he had a mOustaclie. Toronto Telegram.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-07
MARRIAGES.

In Peterboro, Nov. n. by Rev T. H.
Eldridge, Leon Knapp of South Ncwfane
and Miss Nora Capen of Brattleboro.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-07
BIRTHS.

In West Dover, Nov. 30. daughte
to John and Elsie (Iohnsonl Macklila
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-07

RAYMOND /. Clapp secured a doe Mon
day il Pratt hollow.
The pictures at the Boys Brigade this
week will be. How Brooklyn Bridge Was
Ruilt.
4 delegation of Masons went to
Greenfield Friday night to attend cere-
mony Of Scottish Rites.
Mrs. Alice L. Woodbury. is in Brattle-
boro for an indefinite visit with her SIS
ter and niece, Mrs. Belle Brown.
About 50 members of the faculty OF
Mount Hermon school, with their wives
enioycd a banquet at The Mortified
Monday evening.
Friday Afternoon of this week, tne
Sunday school class of Mrs. 4: u. Moo0l
meets with Mrs. Charles S. Warner. Al
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-07
NORTHFIELD. MASS.
Seminary Activities.

Next Sunday at p. m. at Sage chapel
Rev. Harold Pattison, ID. D., OF Wash
iugton heights Baptist church OF New
ork city, will preach at the Xesper
service. tie is brother OF Rev +. w.
Pattison.
Monday. Dee. y, at CLOCK in the
afternoon the fourth in the series of en-
semble recitals, given by the music fac
ultv Of Northheld seminary, will take
place. The artists are Miss Marion
Fisher, OrganIst, Mrs Z. r. DIckerson,
pianist. Mrs. Edith Christie Miller, Vio-
llnist.
On Monday evening the Mortified
Seminary Cchurch union, OF which Miss
Elizabeth Arcularies is the superlntend-
ent, cave presentation OF The Birds
Christmas Carol at Skinner gymnasium.
Students and faculty were admitted by
ticket.
The seniors of Mortified seminary,
with Miss Cooper, the class teacher, en-
lertained the seniors of Mount Hermon
Saturday evening. Supper was served to
all at Nlarnuand hall and then all pro
ceeded to Stone hall which had been ar
ranged as a reception Toom- lmpromptu
chaTades were given by groups of Her
mOnites and seminary grls. There was
a debate, the question being, Resolved:
That sewing should be taught at Mount
Hermou school. Prof. and Mrs. Wager
and Miss Iiutter accompanied the Her
mon bows About ll5 were present.
The Hayward Agricultural club OF
aIount Hermon entertained the semi
nary girls who were farmerettes last
summer at Hermon, Monday evening
Mrs. ". II. Moody chaperoned the far
The annual Christmas service OF
Mortified seminary will be held at Sage
chapel Sunday evening, Dec. IS. at 7.3t
O'Clock A special program of Christmas
carols is being prepared which will be
rendered by the vesper choir. of $50 vol
ces, with piano, organ and viOlins as ac
compartments The speaker will be an
nounced later.
The Christmas vacation begins Dec. :
at the seminary. Sessions will be re
sumed Jan.
Milford chronicle., 1921-06-10
LINCOLN CITY

Award SheW of Harrisburg, Pa, ar
rived home on Saturday evening.
Miss Hilda Deputy Of Milford was
the weekend guist of Miss Lottie
Warren.
Mrs. Richard johnson and son, Reg
ers, of Newark, N. j., are visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Morrison.
The stork visited the home OF Mr..
and Mrs. Eurie Savage on Monday and
presented them with a fine baby
boy.
The Ladies Aid will meet with Mrs.
Harvey Morgan on Friday evening,
June 18th. A full attendance is re-
quested.
Mrs. Scott Biggs has been visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Harvey Conard at
Philadelphia.
Miss Josephine McHenry of Phila-
delphia has been spending several
DAYS with Miss Elsie Lanning.
A surprise birthday party was ten
dered Frank Warren on Tuesday eve
ming. All the immediate family were
present and came laden with an abun-
dance of refreshments.
Curtis Carey has sold his home on
Greeley avenue the past week.
Mrs. Alaband Denney and son, OF
Milford have been spending several
days with Mrs. Geo. Warren.
Call "Pettyjohn's" for Drugs OF
Quality" Mail or phone orders. Phone
23 Milford
Milford chronicle., 1921-06-10
BLANCHARD STATION

Mr.. and Mrs. Roland Collision and
daughter spent Sunday with Mr.. Col
lison's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. S. F.
Collision at Blanchard's Station.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. M. Cahali and son,
Louis, and mother, Mrs. Elizabeth
Zott from Greenwood mOtored to Mr..
and Mrs. Leonard ZOtt on Sunday to
spend the day.
Miss Virginia Lyons accompanied
Miss LangdOn home to Utica, N. Y.
Miss Langdon was one of our school
teachers here.
Quite a number of Greenwood peo-
ple attended the commencement at
Harrington on Friday evening.
Miss Emma Mai has gone to Pocono
Mountains for the summer.
Miss Lucy Hahn has returned home
for the summer after teaching school
near Wilmington.
Milford chronicle., 1921-06-10
CHAPLAIN'S CHAPEL

Smith of New Jersey has oeen
visiting friends here.
This week will end the strawberry
picking in this sectlon' ...
Miss Frances Dickerson is vislting 7Z!satns{
her grandmother, Mrs. Laura vincent
of Bridgeville. :.
Myron Mattocks of Philadelphia Is 5
spending some time with with De"l'' anu
MIR. and Mrs. Burt Millman ana 4
aoIIgh+er IT1i eIl Ressie of Ellendale passed
sunday with friends of here.
Mrs. W. $. o'D2y g,,z,n was Tingo9f a ggeft OF OF
her sister. Mrs: +ba Laura week-end' e1nGsn' u
Miss Mary O'Day is visiting 6,6er ner
brother. Mr' and Mrs. John S. oDay y
Of New York City and also relatives
in Philadelphia. =,
The Children's Day exercises t VIII
bo held at Chaplain's Church next
Sunday g. afternoon, June 12' commenc-
ing at 4 o'clock.
Milford chronicle., 1921-06-10
MAGNOLIA

Mrs. Clara Reiff and daughter, Mar
garet are visiting the formers par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel c. McIlvain.
Children's Day services will be held
in Magnolia next Sunday evening. A
splendid program is in preparation
and all are invited to enjoy it. Ser
vices will begin at 8 o'clock.
Prof McIlvain and his coterie Of
teachers gave a school picnic last
Saturday evening. There was quite a
large crowd in attendance and it was
much enjoyed by all who were pres
ent.
Our town was saddened last Friday
morning by the death of Edward G.
Paradee. one of the most loved and re-
spected citizens of our community.
He had been ill for about seven weeks
and had been slowly sinking down
until finally the end came. His fune-
raj. conducted at his late residence
by Rev. Geo. R. Ellis, was one Of the
largest ever held in this town. He
was laid to rest by the side OF his
wife in Silver Lake cemetery on Mon
day afternoon of this week.
Last Saturday afternoon the base
ball team of Camden crossed bats
with our team here on our home dia-
mond. 1t was well played and inter
esting game. The score being IL TO 4
in favor of Magnolia.
Rev. John L. Sparklin and family of
Georgetown were callers at our par
sonage on Monday of this week.
Mrs. Jas. w. Kerbin of New York is
visiting Mr.. Kerbin's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Jas. w. Kerbin, Sr.
Geo. w. Collins and family and
Clark NJ. Mensch and family spent
the weekend in the formers cottage
at Bowers Beach.
Mrs. Samuel Knight was called to
Wilmington last week to attend the
funeral of her brother.
Mrs. William H. Jackson met with
a painful accident a few days ago by
dropping a piece of lumber on her
foot. smashing it quite severely.
Our base ball team will play game
on our grounds with the Dover Scouts
next Saturday afternoon.
Master VIM. Marvel met with
painful accident last Saturday after
noon while engaged in a game of ball:
He attempted to slide to third when
his hand came in contact with a piece
of glass. Four stitches were required
to close the wound.
Quite a few of the parents of our
community attended the commence
ment exercises of the Frederica High
School on Friday evening of last week.
Master Chas. Minner has gone to
Wilmington for a visit of two weeks.
To 7o,, noed anv letter heads. state
Milford chronicle., 1921-06-10
Remember TonsiIine

ToNsILINE is the National Sore
Throat Remedy-it is sold in every State
in the Union. Most people buy a bottle
occasionally because most people occa-
sionally have Sore Throat. They buy
it for the prompt, welcome relief it
brings to sufferers from this malady;
You can forget Sore Throat if you will
only remember TONSILINE and get
the bottle NOW that waits for r.
you at your druggists. @
Look for the long necked
fellow on the bottle when you
IS cents and 60 cents, Hos
pital Size, $l,00, -
Milford chronicle., 1921-06-10

If you need any letter heads, state
ments or any other kind of printing
ask for the Chronicles rates.
Milford chronicle., 1921-06-10

One little ad-brings results.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-11-28
CAPITAL BECOMES
AVAILABLE; REAL
ESTATE BOOM ON
New First Bond Issues
Total $14,5O0, 900, Says
Company.

An encouraging element in the
building situation Ia the increasing
amount OF capital being made avail
able for construction work which
presages augmented activities.
Proof Of these tendencies Is born.
out by the current announcement
of S. w. Sfrsus and Company Of new
first mortgage bond issues under
written by them experimenting
$4,000. 900. The list includes IN.
following loans: General Motor,
Building, Detroit, 81. 1000. 900: Belle
rive Apartments. Kansas City. H.
$1,000: two new apartment houses
New Gardens. l.. J.. $4,000: Nc
Bride Apartments. Portland. Oree-
$685. goo: Meade Manor buildings,
consisting of sixty-four two-story
apartment buildings. Chicago, ,1ls-
600; Webster Electric Company, ra-
cine. wis. 100000.
OF these various loans the mos,
Interesting is the one Of the Gen.
of the largest real estate mort
cages ever recorded, and the build
Ing has more floor space than any
oInCe truCluIt IN the world The
building represents an investnen,
of more than 5000. 900. II Ia,
been leased for q term OF thirty
years by the General Motors Cor
poration. Construction was COM
menced in 1919 and a greater nor
ton OF IL was completed in ApriL
1921. IL is now proposed 20 COM
plete the partitioning. interior I'm
ishing and equipment Of the re-
naming portion at an estimated
cost OF sS.3oo.eOo. The General Mo-
tors Corporation states that tn. de-
cision TO complete the remaining in
terror portion OF the building at this
time is based on the fact that there
is every indication Of an active
demand for the space at sstlsfsc-
tory rentals. II is anticipated that
the new construction will be com
pleted next May.
With regard to the general build
ing outlook. S. W. Straus and Com
pany say:
There are many signs pointing to
improved conditions in the building
Industry. There is a manifested ten
dency TO push construction work
and inquiries for capital are in
creasing. The attitude Of the m
vesting public is becoming con-
stantly more favorable 10 real es-
tate securities Of the BEST type.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-11-28
Woodey farh.

Woodiey kdrk-
hvd. soor, gar. $40. 500. WIN. K. Haze.
fUNG. hos 18th st. nv.
2TTH sT.-sIs.OO0; Q rms; B.: h--v.b:
co slss. ;, possession; n .d I, sANBUR1 .
18TH ST., mr.. crittendon. :. d.t. oungs.
low. ami. dbl. gar. s17, 900. JOHNSTON
REALTY Co. ITO Conn. ave. Main as.
VOLTA PLe rms: h. =. a.; large lot;
1900. J. d. Garman, Dist Nat Bans
Bldg.
eGTH ST., Mr. bet; = d. ~ %. 500
ID. Garman. Dist. Nat. Bank Bldg.
soTH mr.. n 81 or. q b. ossenent. ees.
house. $4,000 JOHNSTON RRALrY co.
lilo Conn. ave. Main <1A-
9TH sT.-sls,5Oo: II rms; 2 B.: ami;
sleeping porch; garage. ". l. SANS
Fury CO.. 14is Eye St Main 1904.
CONN. AVE. nr. wardman PARK Hotei-
owner 20. out Of town. IL r, b. $50 500.
THos. J: USHER, 7ss 18th 81 4 $3.50.
CATHEDRAL AvE.-s175oo; 10 rms; 2 b.;
h--w.h.; cleo; nr. car line. v. L. SANS
BURY eco. 1Hs Eye St Main 1904.
wOODLEY ROAD-s1s,5Q0; II rms, b.;
amI- garage; convenient terms. N. L.
SALISBURY & co, 141s Eye st. N. 5so4.
Warrington heighn.
HARVARD sr. Nh. 18th 81. 4. n. o
q. I md bath sP,sJ asa, a., sarge
OVERLOOKING MILLION DOLLAR Bridge;
beautifu: home Of 8 rooms; strictly
modern; servants room In basement: break
FIST porch and sleeping porch; deep lot to
fsy; ample sarase space. Price. $4,000;
terms. VIM s PHILLIPS, 1903 N. Z.
h- Vs.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-11-28
SU8URBAas fOR SALE

WILL BUILD IN NORTH ADDITION or
RANDf.E HIGHLANDS
room bungalow. e. $50: terms. 500 casa !;
balasce. SIS ncAth.
4-room BUNGALOW. &2-65G: terms. fx25 cash |:
balance, e27 mosth.
5-room bungalow, 2.s75; tsvms. $3.50 cash I;
balance. SIS month
THE HARLOW CO.,
SIS 18th st. Room "a
So
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-11-28

M,7Se-CLA1EIDoH, VA.
$500 CASH AND $50
MONTHLY WILL BUY A
NEW BUNGALOW; 8 RMS.
AND BATH: CELLAR; GAS
AND ELECTRICITY; FUR
MACE; LAUNDRY TUBS;
LOT 5oxlSo: ONE SQUARE
TO CARS.
DAVID T. BARRY,
Main lsol 1907 b ST.
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10
Important to all Women
Readers Of this Paper

Thousands upon thousands Of women
have kidney or bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to bl
nothing else but kidney trouble, or tha
result Of kidney or bladder disease.
II tho kidneys are not in = healthy con
dition. they may cause the other organ,
to become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the hack, head
ache and losa Of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous. isrita
bic and may be dcspondcnt; Il makes any
one 10.
But hundreds Of women claim that Dr
Kilmer's Swamp. Root. by RESTORING
health TO the kidneys, proved to be ju.
the remedy needed to overcome snc'
conditions.
Many send for a sample bottle to ?"
what Swamp-Root. the great kidH'
liver and bladder medicine. will do fo
them. Nv enclosing ten cents TO nr
Kilmer 4 Co.. Ringhnmton. N. ". 20,
may receive sample size bottle hy Parce
Post. You can purchase medium and
large size bottles Mt all drug storrs.-Adv
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10
TRAILS ABOUND IN ROMANCE
Written Testimonial Of the Trials and
TrIumphs Of the Men Who
Fashioned Them.

Nothing Is more romantic than the
trail. remarks a writer In the Los An
geles Times. 1t 10 the artery Of trade
and life itself. On land 1t moves about
the bases Of the mountains. out Of the
lowlands, winding through the chapar-
raj. along the easy grades Of the can
yons, never forcing its way, but defl-
nitely avoiding the slippery rock face
and the poison oak; upward into the
fresh air that breathes through the
pass; on. through the pass and into
the unknown beyond. into the valley Of
hearts desire 1t carries the laden mule
and the traveller with his pack.
Across the great deserts the trail "a
caravan route. seeking the shades Of
cliff and avoiding the shifting dunes !;
stretching unerrIngly toward the next
water hole. 1t Is the written testimo-
nial of the trails and triumphs Of the
men who have gone before. 1t is the
only pathway Of the devout pilgrim. as
Of the warlike Bedouln. Every habitn.
tion Of man that has ever dominated
one Of these great trails has made his
tory and has been In Its day treasure
house.
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10
LOVE SEEN IN NEW LIGHT
Oh Idea sf Affection Al Wrong, Ae-
eos6ino % Pronounesuents OF
Modern Scientists.

"Scieoce revolutiOnizes our ideas.
The speaker was w. l.. George, the
CnsiisA feminist lecturer. He resumed :
"A millionaire contractor was com
piaining to q scientific friend Of
mine that . beautiful actress had
accepted his proposal Of marriage.
only he had Just discovered that she
did % for purely mercenary motives.
But my scientific friend pooh
poohsd the millionaire contractors
lament.
"'What queer devil You are =
ne said. You want to be loved for
your looks alone-that is. for the
position In space Of the atoms, ions.
molecules and what-not which
chance. working through some Dar.
winian selective theory. has grouped
together in the entity that IL your
self. Ridiculous! And you hate to
he loved for your wealth-for a
financial achievement. that IL to say.
which 10 an unimpea chablc testimO-
nial to your industry. intelligence. so
briefly and virtue
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10
Keep Your Blood Pure
Nature Will Do the Rest

ously affected. You should Fsesg.
nize the importance. therefore, u
very promptly cleansing out ~
system. and keeping the bloed sas.
ply pure and robust.
Get = bottle Of 3. 8. 8. q ysp
drugstore 70 day. and note hsv
promptly Il builds up Tie sppstats
and gives new strength ao1 "
tslity. WFits for frse litssaesgO
and medical sdvice to CAisf Md.
cal Adviser. l63 Swift Labesstssy,
Atlanta. Ga,
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10

DID you know that ninety per
cent Of all human ailments depend
upon the condition Of your blood 7
Nature gives her warnings in va
rious unmistAkable ways. 10 that
when the appetite fails. and you
become weak and listleLI and . gen.
srsl rundown condition seems 10
take possession Of tho whole body.
Il 10 an unfailing iign that impuH-
ties will steadily accumulate until
your general health will bs seri.
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10
A Little GIN 0wsller.

A Little GIN Owsslisr.
Four-and-a-half-year-O Marshall.
who Is acquiring reputation for bis
childish repartee. added now laurels
to his hOnOrs ut Y Christinas dinner.
His young interest was centered for q
time listening to tho grown folk
asking conundrums and guessing a to
tho proper answers. Childish repres-
sion finally burst the bonds when one
Of the older guests put this ancient
query: "When Is door not u d0or1'
Instantly cnme MnrshAil's ret0rt:
"Whcn It's u in-a-dOOr bed I"
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10
Movie Theaters in China.

There are about half II dozen motion
picture ,hcnters In Ticntsin, of which
the leading foreign house has II cnpac.
ity of GOO. and the Chinese ones seat
from 500 to- 1000 persons and give
two shows daily. Films from most Of
the large American companies ARE OK
hibited, the popularity Of the stars
being about the same us In the United
States
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10
Double aAtjona,

The time had come to dole out the
days ratiOns. and in an Irish regiment
the Quartermaster and his assistant
were portionlng them out in prepara-
ton for distribution.
At last. just before the orderly men
were due to arrive. the assistant
turned to the quarter. With twinkle
In his eye. Mike said:
"Av ye 'plaze, sOrr. there's loaf
short. Who'll l give 1t to?"
keep 1t yourself. Mike" replied the
Quartermaster.
Ex-heroes can't understand why the
world has such short memory.
Most men like to test their reform
theories on others.
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10
Shave With cutlcura Soap

And double your razor efficiency NJ
well as promote skin purity, skin COM
fort and skin health. No mug, no
Slimy soap. no germs. no waste. no
irritation even when shaved twice
daily. One soap for nll uscs--shaving.
bathing and shampooing.
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10
Very Likely.

He-So the minister this morning
prenchc'i II scAthIEg scr,ro, on the
extravaganza Of women.
She-Yes. and there his wife snt
with II $75 hat on.
He-rhnt WAS probably the cause
Of the sermOn.-BOstOn Transcript.
The Arvada enterprise., 1921-02-10
Mother oooss. linevise.

Mary's mother was improving the
shining hours with little French con-
vefaation. which Mary, aged four, was
finding somewhat irksome. To some
remark her mother replied "Oui. oui,"
at which Mary said. in an exasperated
tooe:
Don't talk thnt pi: talk to me-
That isn't pig talk. dear; it's"
"Yes. It IL, too. mother. That's Just
what the little pig said all the way
homo