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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

Mrs Clark Robinson will enter
tain informally at luncheon In the
Country club. April 4, compllmcn-
tary TO Mrs u. T., Murphy OF LQnv-
enworth, kan, who will arrive at
this Weekend for visit with Mr..
ana Mrs, Robinson.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
Wnnts n Slice OF Oaovc

bAltTLliSNlLLE, March 2g.--An
otiort VIII be made by the Bar as
forintion, commercial club ana other
ORGANIZATIONS TO add n sIlce OF Osagc
county to Washington county.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
ODDITIES FOUND
ON THE BOSPORUS.
Several Things That Look
Queer to Citizen Of
Western Lands

CONSTANTINOPLE. March 20
There are many curious things In
this ancient city Of the Turk which
are unknown TO most people. II has
remained for "a sailor aboard the
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
Informal Luncheon.

Mesdames John w. Gilliland and
James A. Chapman Will entertain
with an Informal luncheon In the
Country club, wednesday, April I.
having about 70 guesta, all being
friends from their former home In
Holdenvlllc, Okla.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
CAMP FOR ppNG

Mr. and Mrs. -, II. Markham an
nounCe the opening OF a summer
camp in tho ozark mountains near
Fayetteville. Arkansas. -. II Mark
ham Francis W. Parker school. $50
w bstcr avenue, Chicago Ill--Advt.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

BARTLESNllLE. March 2g.-C
6. Potter, county agent. reports the
appearance last week Of green bugs
IN Washington county alfalfa.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

IFN NTNtiS N1rCN TIA UIE ar
compressor. being Installed ut the
city watcrworks plant is expected
to glvo Jennings the best water sup
ply in this section.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
Now IIcnIil, nfflccr

JENNINGS. March 29.-Dr. J. y.
Dyer has been appointed hcaIf Off
Ger OF Jennings bv Mayor McElroy.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

Mrs, Walter Earle Brown. Misses
Naomi Brown, vivian Fulghum and
Mary Clay williams are returning
this morning from brief week k-cnd
visit to Kansas city.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
IMr NisliInr Girl.

To meet Miss Charline Smith Of
Lawrence, Kan, who arrives today,
Mrs. Allen Shaw is inviting com
pany into meet this visitor her
guest at tea on Thursday afternoon,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

Mrs. John D. Wakely 1919 North
Cheyenno avenue, Will entertain
members OF the High Score Bridge
club on Thursday afternoon.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

Tho Tulsa Theatrical dancing club
Will give midnight dance iu Hotel
IL TO 9 o'clock. Members of other
dancing clubs will be honor guests
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

Colonel and Mrs. PRtrickJav Hurley
and infant daughter. Patricia, win
take possession OF their now sub
urban home on Riverside drive.
April /.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
IiOt Party.

Mrs. C.. c. tIcrndon has isguod in
vitations for an informal thcater
party and luncheon which she viii
give the latter part of thig week.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
Confincrs neatly made Of fancy
lace and broCadc fabrics Trico,
pink Kcpps; In back and front
openings; all sizes.
Very Special, 78c

Imperial English longcloths. bolts Of 10
yards soft, chamois finish; 80 inches
wide; 1915 values, special price
Per Bolt, $2.39
Imperial English Iongcloth bolts Of 10
yards, chamols finish and n beautiful
quality; the S5.75 values. special price
Bolt, $3.50
10-yard bolts OF Imperial English naln-
SOCK SO Inches wide; very pretty sheer
quality; the $3.50 values, special price
Bolt, 1898
Mercerized table damask. 72 inches wide
in assorted patterns; the $3.50 quality.
special price Month End Sale
-94c
MerceriZed and 'all-linen table damask
in full and complete range OF new pat
terms; 70X72 inches wide, for this Month
End Sale, 20 per cent discount on all
numbers, and also napkins
The $27j qualities ............ S2.O8
The $3.50 qualities ............ S2.03
The $500 qualities ...... S3.75
The $500 qualities ..,......... $3.50
Lad Lassie and Dcvonshire cloths in
neat stripes, checks and solid colors--
special price
Per Yard, 36c
6jc pajama checks and stripes in splen-
did quality special price
Yard, 36c
4O-inch fancy printed crepe de chine
waistings in light and dark colors.
Special Price, yard, $2.89
36-inch brocado satin tussah in assorted
patterns. Colors pink Pekin blue. tan,
COpen and old rose, and white.
Special Price, SLIP
New spring foulards in very attractive
designs and desirable shades; SO inches
widei the $3.50 quality.
Special Price, $1.S9
Kimono crepes and stains in the now
est designs the $3.50 and 81 qualities
Special, $3.50
80 and 40-inch fancy taffetas and satins
In pretty combinations of colors-
The $3.50 quality. special ..... sf.O5
The S6 and $3.50 quality ......... s2.5s
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
State NeUS in Brief

lcge. When called upon he could
not produce u local widowed
mother
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
Woolens--Special


French and storm sorges, in quite a
number of very desirable shades for
suits or skirts 40 and so inches wide
Sl.25 and $50 qualities, yard Csc
$500 and $3.50 qualities, yard .Si00
Nool mixed plaid skrtings; wonderful
materials for school skirts or general
wear, the $3.50 qualities this sale
Yard, 79c
The '2.oo qualities, this sale.
Yard, 93c
Dress chiffons, 40 inches wide. in great
variety Of desirable shades the regular
$l'Zo and $50 qualities, price
This Sale, CSC
Printed haNons in an unusually pretty
collection Of new spring patterns and
colors; the SOC quality special
Month End Price, 42c
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

Mr.. ana Mrs. j W. Binding have
purchased tho residence of MIR. and
Mrs. John Davis Han ana viii take
possession about May /. Mr.. ana
Mrs. Han Will either purchase a
homo or Will build again here.
Mr. and atH John Franklin
Noblo OF Wichita rHllH. Texas. are
visiting the htter'H parents. Mr. and
Mrs Charles r.. Noble on South
Cheyenne avenue.
Mrs. A. II, Gurd aud Miss Marion
Gurd, who have been visiting In i.Os
Angeles for several weeks are here.
their former homo. before returning
10 their homo In 81. Clair, Mich.
Mr.. and Mrs George NJ. Cantcr-
bury havc returned from Kansas
city whcre Mrs. Canterbury has
boon visiting home people. Mt.
Canterbury Joined hIa wife there and
accompanied her homo,
Mrs. Harry Thompson of Denver.
Colo. ia visiting her sister, Mrs. g.
u. Sntterfield, 100 South olympia
avenue.
Mrs John Rogers Is In Oklahoma
city visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs Bcattlo.
Mr. and Mrs Lawrence X. Cone,
who have been spending several
months IN Miami, Florida. will re-
turn within a fortnight
Friends of Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred
@. iIcggom, who left some time since
with party of friends 10 spend six
weeks touring California aud other
Interesting points In the west. viii
regret to learn that Mrs. IlrEgem
received a message from Bolivar,
Ohio, last wock, calling her home on
account Of the serious illness 81 hcr
father, and both she ana Mr IcEgcm
are In ohio nj this time at tho bod
sido OF this relative.
Mrs. Il. j. Eigmey of Waterloo.
Iowa, en- route homo from California
Is the guest for some timc of Mrs.
O. II, Leonard
Miss MAY Green, student at tho
Chicago Training school. has hccu
spending Easter vacation days with
her paronts, Mr.. nd Mis-, G.. +.
Green.
Colonel and Mrs PatrickJav Hurley
and infant daughter. Patricia, win
take possession OF their now sub
urban home on Riverside drive, |
April /.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
Guest Towels

Made from an extra good grade
Of Huck size 1SX27 hemstitched
Tor crochet, stamped with dainty
designs for colored and white en-
broidery; regular soc value.
Very Special, 29c
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

'pinblnrd InhTt Produces Results.
TiSiioMlNGO. March 49.-.Dum
bincd efforts % the churches 200
TishoningD have Increased S4uiag
school and church attendance $50
per cent
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

Miss MAY Green, "A student at tho
Chicago Training school. has been
spending Eostor vacation days with
her paronts, Mr.. nj Mis-. @. H.
Green.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
"ThE Month End Sale"
Go0d dD10chaudise--UnumM ValUes-N1ake This an Evem
of Economic Importance to Everyone
TMlet Requisites
For Less Today
Soaps, Creams. Perfumes, Face
Powder, Tooth Paste and
Preparations.
For Less Today

36-inch brocade lingerie silks in pink
and white; S5c quality
Special Price, CSC
Plssc crcpes in colors and white. soft.
pretty quality
Special Price, yard, SAC
White madras shirting in assorted
woven stripes and figures, the 1925
quality
Special, 9Ec
35c dress ginghams in pretty checks.
stripes, plaids and solid colors.
Special Price, yard, 27c
Egyptian tissue ginghams, in checks.
stripes and plaids; 81 quality,
Special, yard, 73c
Beach cloths in mercerized finish; SO
inches wide; shades Of pink. Copen,
tan, Reseda green, French blue, old
rose, and navy
Special Price, yard, Acc
Klmono silks in assorted colors and
designs; special price to close the lot
out
Yard, S9c
showing of neat new designs in light
and dark colors; the sl.25 qualities,
for two days
Special, csc
silk shirtings In crepes. baby broad
cloth and nabob novelty weaves, in
attractive stripe patterns and assorted
colors, $3.50 and Sc qualities, priced
In our
Month End Sale, So
36-inch wash satins, colors pink. light
blue, turquoise, maize. orchid, Jade,
and white; the $2.75 quality for this
sale only
Special. $3.50
Rose Blow, Calcium, and Paulctte
sat!ns; fabrics of wonderful finish
and luster; In light gray, castor.
henna, brown, navy blue. turquoise,
coral and black; the $3.50 quality.
Special, per yard
--$4.37
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30

Mrs. Il. j. Eigmey of Waterloo.
Iowa, en- route homo from California
is the guest for some timc of Mrs.
O. II. Leonard.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-30
Personal Mention

Mr.. ana Mrs. j. W. Binding have
purchased tho residence of MIR. and
Mrs. John Davis Han and viii take
possession about May t. Mr. and
Mrs. Han viii either purchase a
home or Will build again here.
Evening star., 1921-09-11
Musical Mention.

/ Miss Cornelia E. Black, eontralto, to
succeed Miss Eleanor kittridge. who
resigned last April. Miss Black was
the contralt9 soloist at All Saints
With the engagement Of Miss Black.
the personnel Of the quartet is COM
piete for the coming season. with
Miss Frances Scherger. soprano: T: ].
| bass. Mr.. Robeson. organist and
. choir director Of the church. returned
yesterday from New York. where he
! spent several days with music pub
| this season concerts by the Rubin
| stein Club. OF which he is the con-
| ductor.
merly Of this city. has been spending
the summer at Atlantic City. where
! sine has been singing Sunday even
ings with Leeman's symphony Or
chcstra, and incidentally renewing
her old friendships with many of The
spending their vacations in this city
by the sea. Miss Wentworth is one
OF the Washington singers who have
! been especially successful both here
and abroad in their professional work.
, Frank King Clark in Berlin she sang
I In. opera at Dessau. Frankfort, and
as guest singer at the Berlin Royal
Opera. In the spring Of 1914 she and
her mother came to the United
the breaking out of the world war
was compelled to cancel a flattering
engagement in CharlatenbeIg. for
which she had signed contract. She
| includes in her repertoire forty operas
| in four languages.
| Mrs. Frank Byram. .organist and
choir director of Westminster Me-
mortal Presbyterian Church. has re-
, turned from a holiday outing spent
Neville D. Miller. near Harpers Ferry
w. Va. where many informal musi-
calls were given. At the conclusion OF
her stay there she went with Mr
Byram for fortnight's visit at At
lantic City. During her absence Mrs
Robert Burns substituted for her a,
the organ. 50 a
4 Miss Eleanor Rodney Smith ant
Miss Alma Bucciantini of this cit.
stay in Paris, France. They will re.
turn to Washington in october.
DR.. and Mrs. T. S. L, yette. the lat
ter formerly Eva Whitford- OF thi'
city, have concluded a stay of 81,
weeks at Portland, Ore. where h.
gave a summer course in piano tech
t nioue and where they were boil
heard in three recitals, winning en-
thusiastic commel.dation both from
, r,usic lovers and the press. They ar,
, now in the Yosemite valley. and will
visit relatives in Pasadena before re
| turning to take up their duties a.
head of the piano and vocal depart
meIits. respectively. at Baylor College
Bolton. Tex.
Miss Marion Greene, formerly so
prano soloist Of Calvary Baptis
Church, will sing at both services to
; day at the Fourth Presbyterian
Church.
Il : Quite a galaxy of Washington tai
i ent contributed to the successful con
cert given Wednesday evening in tn,
parish hall Of St Stephens Episcopa
Church Tor the benefit of the Nea,
East Relief. The program as arranged
by George F. Schimmel included vio'
lin solo. Indian Lament" by Kreis.
Ter. Dan Cooper: soprano solos. "Ths
STAR" by Rogers: Bon Jour. Ms
Belle" by Behrend; THE Little Damo
zel," by Novello; encore. IF No On<
Ever Marries Me-" by Eehmanh; Mis-
Theodora Cooner: piano snlos. ITO s
/ Wild Rose" by 1facDoweli. sna ."Ara'
; besqUe," by Lack, Josephine Newell
Evening star., 1921-09-11

It was fashioned with a large collar
the ends of which crossed at the front
to fasten 1t. and deep yoke to which
the remainder of the wrap was gath
cred. Openings were cut at each side,
and when the arms were extended 1t
looked somewhat like a dolman. The
wrap covered dainty little evening
dress Of ch-colored satin. paneled
in lace and trimmed with pink and
blue ribbon roses.
Miss Ernita Lascelles. who por-
trayed difficult role with unusual
cleverness. made a stunning stage
picture. in a tailored tricotine frock
and a large hat of black silk beaver
with q dropping feather spray at one
3 de. Metallic embroidery in tones of
dull gold was the only trimming used
on the dress. but its glittering tracery
was sufficient addition to a stunning
model.
AT the Shubert -Garrick Wait Till
We're Married" was a veritabie find"
for the fashion hunter. The gowns
and there were dozens Of them, were
from Maiscn Simone, and the cha
peaux" from Nicole de Pars. Taere
were number of unusual evening
gowns. and we only wish there was
more space SO they could all have
been pictured, but since that was i'm
Evening star., 1921-09-11
SCHOOL NOTES

Chester b. Clapp. former editor of
the Dramatic Mirror, has been ap-
pointed instructor Of scenario writing
at Research University. it was an
nounced last night by President
Rapeer The course in scenario writ
Ing at the institution wifi follow the
foundation course in dramatic com
position given by Lee Somers.
Vincent Hollis Todd. Ph.D., trans
later of the patent Office. has been
employed as professor of German. He
will teach both elementary and scien-
tific German.
Miss Kathryn Harris. instructor in
commercial art in the University, has
been awarded the frst prize in de-
signing in a competition held by the
Evening star., 1921-09-11

possible the center frock. which was
worn by Miss Marion Coakley. was
selected for illustration because 1t
was so new" and yet so simple. The
color was robins egg blue and the
material flannel. 1t was fashioned
in one piece. with long set-in sleeves,
which fared at the lower edges, but
were caught in with wristlets of In
dian beaded work. Another strip of
beading fell from one shoulder to
slightly below the wide belt of brown
leather, which buckIed at the front
A rounded collar of fine white en-
broidery added the finishing touch.
Kei,h's also presented b.wilder-
ing variety Of costumes during the
week. The miniature revue. Two
Little Pals" was in itself a complete
performance. and Miss Edythe Maye,
one Of the principals. furnished two
invaluable assets. a voice and some
stunning gowns. The one pictured
had a skirt of gray silk and a tight
bodice of silver cloth held in place
by straps of dark blue silk. TIE skirt
was dotted with pieces of ribbon in
The same shade of blue with tiny
yellow apples at the top of each, and
Miss Maye's hat also was Of blue with
apple trimming. The large flowing
sleeves OF the frock were Of cobweb-
by silver lace to harmonic with the
bodice.
Evening star., 1921-09-11
BY ELENoRE DE WITT EBY.

WITH the opening of two more the
w aters last week the field of dra-
ma. and. incidentally. Of fashions. ex-
panded considerably. "Other Lives"
at the National was a play Of such
gripping interest that the writer ac-
tually forgot. during the first few
scenes. her duty of sketching the
gowns. Fortunately, the action of the
play "cut back" in moving picture
fashion. SO that the frocks were shown
more than once. and. although the in
terest was sustained through every
moment and steadily increased in in
tensity, the unwilling pencil was per-
suaded to note down some Of the fash
ion Impressions.
Miss Mary Servoss as Eleanor Av-
eril, a girl of moderate means, earn
ing her daily bread as assistant in a
chemical laboratory. did not appear In
any pretentious creations, but was
suitably gowned in simple frocks and.
during several scenes. in q blue coat
suit. Perhaps her most effective ap-
pearance was made in the wrap Of
blue-gray duvetyn, which IL sketched
Evening star., 1921-09-11

tenor solor. Il Hear You Calling Me"
by Marshall. and 'Conspirators." by
Eng~l. w. Arthur Mccoy: violoncelIo
solos. "Andante." by Josef Hoffman;
Spanish Dance" David Pepper;
''Scherxo." by Van Goens: encores,
"Orientale." by cui. and "The Swan
by Saint Saens. Miss Mabel H. Dun
can: contralto solos. Zone Fleeting
Hour" by Lee. and TO You" by
Speaks. Miss Lillian Chenowith Mrs.
H. H. Cooper and Mrs George Cullen
assisted at the piano. The committee
IN charge of the affair consisted OF
Miss Glenn Newell. Miss Alice Des-
sart, Miss Sara Dunn and Miss H. q.
Cunningham.
Evening star., 1921-09-11

Carnegie Institute of Technology.
Miss Harris will teach general de-
signing, drawing and water-color
painting. and a general survey Of the
worlds masterpieces I'm art!
DR.. Arthur s. Otis and President
Rapeer are to give a course especial
" for teachers. beginning with the
fall quarter. September 19. on the use
and Interpretation of psychological
tests in school work
Lawrence J.. O'Rourke. Ph.D.,, has
accepted appointment as professor of
general psychology. DIR. Otis is an ex-
pert on psychological and trade tests in
the Army, and has had training at Cor
nell and other universities for this work.
DR.. Luis Churion. first secretary Of
Evening star., 1921-09-11
TO AID EDUCATION IN CHINA.

NEW YORK, September 10.-Prof.
Paul Monroe, director of the School
of Education at the Teachers Col
lege. Columbia University. who left for
China with John d. Rockefeller. jr.,
Chinese officials in improving the ad-
ministration of public education, 1t
was announced today. DR.. Monroe
Evening star., 1921-09-11
o. s. OFFERS 5000 REWARD.

TOLEDO. Ohio. September 10.-A
reward of $1,000 will be paid by the
United States government for the
capture Of Joseph Urbaytis, George
Rogers. alias Lewis, or Charles
Schultz. convicted post Office robbers.
on Labor day., post office inspectors
announced here today.
Evening star., 1921-09-11
will attend the formal opening of
Peking Union Medical College. MAIN
tanned by the Rockefeller Founda-
tiQn's China medical board.

An express train has been beaten by
twelve minutes by an eagle which
raced it over distance Of eighteen
miles.
Evening star., 1921-09-11

The O'Connor Dramatic School, in the
Mills building. 18th street and Penn
sylvania avenue. has begun its seventh
year. The courses offered at the school
include personal development express
sion. public speaking and dramatic art.
The dramatic art department has
produced the O'Connor players. which
last season appeared more than
seventy times. The players are now
rehearsing for presentation through
the coming season THE Prize VIM
ner"
Evening star., 1921-09-11
Women's Oxfords and Slippers

Dark Tan Calf and Vici.
One and Two Strap Slip
pers or Oxfords, with Cuban
or military heels Sizes
21s to S-new autumn lasts.
Reliable makes.
Evening star., 1921-09-11

the Venezuelan legation. has been ap-
pointed professor Of Spanish. Prof.
Churion will teach beginning classes
in this subject At O'Clock in the
evening.
Evening star., 1921-09-11
Checked Dress Cingham .

Standard makes, In pretty
checks and plaids Of all colorsL
perfect and cnt from full pieces.
Lay in q supply now and save. Yd.
Evening star., 1921-09-11

Something new! All colors, too! Made
with pes-top bloomers and pockets with
fuil gathered SKIRT detachable; belted and
pearl button tfimmed. Sizes to years.
Two garments In one.
Evening star., 1921-09-11
27-Inch Diaper Cloth

Well known brand in sealed cartons of
yard Olts-sanitary-perfect grade. No PHI
or mail orders. Limit. to a customer.
Evening star., 1921-09-11
Apron Gin

Great variety of all size checks in pop-
ular fast c0lors-cut from full piece and
perfect. A big special, Monday only
Evening star., 1921-09-11

Fulton B. Karr. organist of EN-
manuel p. E. Church. Anacostia. has
returned from his vacation spent in
the Blue Ridge mountains and Allan
tic City, and will resume his duties
at the church today.
The Mount Pleasant Congregational
Church announces the engagement of
Evening star., 1921-09-11

Extra heavy twill back and
heavily neeced unbleached flannel
and cut from full piece
this price Monday only, Yard.
Evening star., 1921-09-11

miles.
The St. Johns herald., 1921-08-11
A Feeling of Security

You naturally feel secure when you know that the medicine you are about to take is absolutely pure and contains no harmful or habit producing drugs.
 Such a medicine is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
 The same standard of purity, strength and excellence is maintained in every bottle of Swamp Root.
 It is scientifically compounded from vegetable herbs.
 It is not a stimulant and is taken in teaspoonful doses.
 It is not recommended for everything.
 It is natures great helper in relieving and overcoming kidney, liver and blad- der troubles.
 A sworn statement of purity is with every bottle of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root.
 If you need a medicine, you should have the best. On sale at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
 However, if you wish first to try this great Preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co.,, Binghamton, N. r., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.
The St. Johns herald., 1921-08-11
COULDN'T BLAME LITTLE JOE
Small DarI<y Had a Perfect Defense Against Teachers lntimation of
 Disobedience.

At a social gathering of some dark ies in a Georgia town two members fell to disputing which had the smarter children. Tom Lee was proclaimed the victor when he came to the front with the following:
 'De other day my little boy Joe went to school with his little dawg. De teacher gifts mad with nah boy and tells him to go back home as quick as he can and take de dawg an never bring him back no mo. Little Joe do jest like de teacher tell him. Bimeby little Joe goes back to de schOOlhOuse and jest as soon as he sets hisself down little dawg comes in an goes right up to where little Joe sets. Dep de teacher gifts mad again and says: Joe, why do you bring back dat dawg when I tell you not tOY
 'Den little Joe he stan up and say, Teacher, dis ain't de same dawg; he's anudder one. I got two of him."