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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24
GEORGE DNfED DUG THIS UP

NrE(OIt1h DlllIL1 DNN IL ms OLs
william Jennings Bryan would
never tell this story. It's on "Pus-
syfoot" lecturer who was talking in
a certain hall one evening on the
drink question. NOW. supposing
had a pail of water and a pail Of
beer on this platform, and then
brought on a donkey; which Of the
two would he take?"
He'd take the water" came a
voice from the gallery.
And why should he take the
water?" asked the lecturer.
Because he's an ass" came the
reply.-Book of Smiles.
There that's done and the next
time one of our printers puts Mon
days Tower in on Sunday he'll have
TO write one himself.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24
HIS OWN FAULT.

How can Obregon expect to recog-
nize Mexico7 II doesn't look like
the same old place since he's been
president OF II.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24
UNFEELING.

Apparently Mr.. Hays expects post
masters TO deliver Sunday newspa-
pers before they have had time to
read the comic supplements.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24

The trouble with prohibition Is
that the price doesn't no more than
get down within reach until the en-
forcement officers come along and
force il back up again. This sort OF
thing ought 10 be stopped.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24

She tried to spurn. he wouldn't
listen, now he is hern and she is
hisn.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24
EFFICIENCY.

The I. W. W. certainly knows how
20 operate recruiting stations for the
army OF the unemployed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24

Women who smoke didn't 1T from kitchen
stove.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24

A fine painting has sold for *6ss,Oot. We know
one married for a million.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24

Many a man treats his wife's
folks like they were the foreign
relations committee.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24

All Of the nations OF the world
are head over heels in debt. Funny.
they never thought OF holding a
church bazar.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-10-24

No woman in an even gown should
be able to convince a man that she's
an angel, because he can see for
himself she has no wings.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13
NORMALCY IN A PANIC

On Sept. 20 the voters of New
Mexico will elect a United States
Senator to fill the vacancy caused by
the resignation of Albert B. Fall to
accept a seat in the Harding Cabinet
and normally is in state of panic
That is the explanation of the extra
ordinary letter sent to Senator Nc
CDrmick over the signature of Pres
ident Harding.
Mr.. Harding, of course, did not
write this letter, which processes to
be reply to one from Senator Nc"
Cormick congratulating the Presi'
dent on the success of his admins
tration. 1t is a campaign doculment
which was prepared for the Presi
dents signature and might have beer
written by Senator Mccormick him
self. Only Senator could have in
spired that tribute to the "monumen
tai accomplishment which has mark
ed the work OF the eXtraordlnaf,
session down to the time of its re
cess"
The country has some very def
mite notions of its own about tina
monumental accomplishment" TIL
Senators and Representatives hav
been hearing about it during thei
visit to the home folks since congress
took vacation, and what they hav
heard is not especially reassurini
As one of them who returned
Washington to avoid further embal
RAISING question from his constitl
ents told the sad story to Worl
correspondent, "the folks back hon
are hot" and Everything is in he
of q fix"
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

ITO say that l feel twenty-five
years younger, twenty-five years
healthier and twenty-five years
stronger expresses what Tan!ac has
done for me better than any other
way l can put it," said George D.
Shaw, veteran of the Civil War, who
now lives at 321 Walnut street,
Springfield, Mass.
81 am now seyenty-eight years ol3
and l don't hesitate to say ! have
never known a medicine to eQua!
Tanlac. For fifteen years l was
subject to attacks of Indigestion that
were so bad at times l would have to
lay up for week or two. For a
long time | lived on crackers and
milk alone as nothing else agreed
with me.
"When l started on Tanlac only
weighed one hundred and seventeen
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

The administration oCes not urg-
gently need a Republican Senator
from New Mexico. In fact it has
more Republican Senators than it
knows what to do with. But it rec
ognizes in the New Mexico election
the first referendum since March
on the policies of the administration
and the record of the Sixty-seventh
Congress. Hence Mr.. Harding's pa
thetic desire to explain to the voters
how incompetent the Democrats were
how badly the war was managed and
how valiantly the Republicans have
struggled against overwhelming
odds to make everything right.
Mr.. Wilson is still damned by his
Republican critics for having ven
tured to ask the country in 1918 to
give him a Congress that would sup
port his policies, but it is different
matter when a Republican President
writes partisan letter to help bring
about the election of a Republican
Senator in New Mexico when an adj
verse vote would be construed as a
rebuke to the administration. We
need not quarrel with those little i'd
iosyncrasies of politics which are
common to both parties. What Is
important about the Harding letter
! is it's implication that the admins
tration regards the election in New
Mexico as a referendum and that the
President himself has been brought
into the campaign to stem the tide OF
adverse sentiment.
That would not happen unless thu
Republican leaders were frightened
and the Republican leaders would no
be frightened if they felt that tn
country shared any part of Mr.. Har
ding's complete satisfaction with tn
administration. With Congress
Stacking on it's job, with no definit
program for tax reduction or for tn
general relief of business, wit
100000 men out of work and put
lie opinion becoming more and MOI
critical, normally is afaraid OF tt
ballot-box even in New Mexico
New York World.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

of their needless expense to the OPP
orators, the miners and the public,
there must be an end of the follies
which have brought the trouble
about.
1t may be that the thing having
reached the point where thousands
of belligerent men have assembled
in an uprising against their employ
ers and the government, those re-
sponsible for the situation will real
ize what they have done and set
about those adjustments which
should have been made long ago.
The operators have their full share
of culpabiIity. Their methods are of
doubtful legality and still more
doubtful wisdom, and need complete
revision. The leader of the moners
must also accept the fact that their
advice was bad. 1t has led the mi
ners into trouble, not out Of it. The
miners themselves should realize
this.
Both sides have tried coercion
Both have failed. Now let them gel
together on a basis which will work
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13
uEIP THEM-HELP YOURSELF

When you consider the steady, con-
tiruous never-interrupted work de-
manded of the kidneys, you DO not
wonder that they must have help
occasionally to filter and cast out
from the blood stream the waste mat
fer that forms poisons and acids II
nermitted to remain, sore muscles
dizziness. floating specks, sallowness
and irregular bladder action. Foley
Kidney Pills give relief promptly
For sale by ]. H. Haughton'
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13
NOTICE

NollSL
Notice is hereby given that a list
of the names of all persons owing
taxes to the City of Palatka for the
wears 1919 and 1920, together with
the amounts so owing will be pub
lished in the Palatka Daily News on
Thursday, September Is, 1921. Those
paying delinquent taxes for said
years before 5 o'clock on Wednesday
September IA, will avoid publication
of their names in said list.
Notice is further given that upon
the expiration of five days after the
first publication of said list, the
chief of police will distrain, seize and
sell, at public auction, sufficient per-
sonal property of such delinquent
tax payers to satisfy such tax, to-
gether with the cost of such levy and
sale.
W. P. DINEEN,
Attest: President of City ,
President of City Council,
Attest:
CHAs. BURT, City Clerk.
9-11-2t
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13
GEORGE D. SHAW, Springfield, Mass.

pounds and my days were thought to
be numbered. I've been so wonder
fully built up, l now weigh one hun
bred and forty-three pounds and my
stomach is as sound as dollar. In
fact, believe l could eat the old
army rations again without it hurt
ing me in the least.
~ never miss chance of saying
a good word for Tanlac and l would
like to urge the boys of the Sixties"
who are not feeling right to give it a
trial, for l am sure it would put them
in line again just as it has me. For
d man of my age to have no physical
ailment, to be well and strong and
enjoy life as he did twenty-five years
ago, is certainly something to be
thankful for and there is nothing too
good | can say for Tanlac.'
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
everywhere.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13
FOLLY AT MINGO.

After the troops had been ordered
back to headquarters and the miners
have gone home from Mingo, West
Virginia, the next move should be
the erection of a statue in the town
square dedicated to Hopeless Fol-
ly."
No sending home of men cowed by
the fear of federal troops will ever
end the troubles which afflict the
West Virginia mining districts. Be-
| fore there can be an end of these or
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13
other kind Of sense.

The man who invented and got
awav with the expression, "Guaran-
teed all WOOL" did lot to encourage
the cotton industry.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

When battleships ale opsoiete'
perhaps the world will be free to 40
something about its obsolete fried
ships.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

When American business interests
venture into foreign fields, our gov
eminent grants them the unfaltering
protection of God.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

Immigrants are warned that the
things that go into a melting pot
are without value until they become
an integral part of the whole.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

There are many who think the dis
armament conference will be profit
less. but there are no Washington
hotel keepers among them.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13
LunchingIIand Dining Pleasures
Depnd Largely on Environment

To give to discriminating diners a place
combining harmoneS in service, cuisine and
environment has long been the determination
of Mrs Gay in operating her tea room. 1t has
but recently been possible to afford sufficient
room and convenienCes for giving the service
desired, service that is different, where care
fully prepared viands come first, but not to the
neglect of other appurtenances Just as essential
one of which is environment
After several weeks of preparation the con-
summation of effort and study makes 1t possible
TO offer to Palatka one of the most up to date tea
rooms in the State, where food, prepared under
the personal supervision of Mrs. Gay can be had
at all hours of the dav, and evening. The DAISY
Tea Room will be opened Wednesday noon
when an old fashioned Turkey dinner will be
served. There will be just enough music to
harmonic conversation, just enough light to
moke if honey and an "amosphere" that Will be
appealing to those who appreciate comfort ana
"atmosphere" while lunchlng.
Tn connection with our Tea Room we Will
onerate Soda Water Fountain and are prepar-
ed TO serve light lunches at the fountain. we
have added new equipment to our fountain ana
are prepared to serve you just the cooling Drink
which you want.
The public is cordially invited to come IN
and inspect the Tea ROOM whether seeking re-
freshments or not. We will keep open house
to all.
Daisy Tea Room
Mrs. Kate Gay,7 PrOprietress
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

Civilization is becoming hard-poil-
ed, according to an English writer
So that's it; we feared it was be-
coming added.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

Hootch prescription remind us OF
the farmer who kept the road sprlnk-
led with tacks and made his living
selling patches.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

So long as there are people on the
earth who advocate child labor, To-
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

Ford Tops put on in one hour al
Model Painting & Trimming Co.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

The trouble with these practical
iokers who have keen sense of hui
NOR is that Nature denied them any
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

The difference between British
subject and a free American is that
the subject has a little more freedom
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-09-13

pbet need not worry about a labor
supply.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1921-04-07
In Years Gone By
TAKEN FROM THE FILES
OF THE SILVER STATE
TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO
april 7, 1850

-
The professional card of the new
law firm of Clarke & Warren ap-
pears In this issue. The senior men,
Der, Robert NJ. Clarke of Carson. has
reputation second to none as a
lawyer. Mr.. Warren, the junior
member of the firm. though young in
the profession, gives promise Of win
ming for himself an enviable reputa-
ton az an attorney.
How is this for Easter week? Eas-
ter Sunday-shreadded cocoanut, the
finest we ever had. per h., only....25c
Louisiana rice; choice; lbs...50c
Snow Flake corn starch, pound
package, 10 cents, 3 for.................25c
Silver Gloss laundry starch in 6
pound boxes CSC
Bulk laundry starch. pounds for
so cents, Is pounds 90
Six dozen fresh ranch Easter eggs
Tor 90
An eyeopener for Easter, tomatoes,
10 cans for 90
Another eyeopener for Easter, corn,
III CdHS lot .OU
Our Persian waists and ladies'
wrappers are expected in a few days.
We thank the ladies' for their ap-
probation of our enterprise in plac-
ing those French patterns of Sateens
at the low figure we did, and the
heavy purchases made by them. One
thing certain, manliness. business
principles are always appreciated,
and especially among our friends
here at home. The above prices are
good for ten days. F. c. Robins & Co.
Winnemucca lost a chance of
lifetime when 1t returned those five
lottery coupons which drew
$1,000 each.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1921-04-07
NOTICE OF THE TIME AND PLACE
SET FOR PROVING WILL AND
FOR HEARING PETITION FOR
LETTERS TFSTAMENTARY.

l the Sixth Judicial District Court
of the State of Nevada in and for
the County of Humboldt.
In the Matter of the Estate of Fay
cite J. Clute, deceased.
Whereas. Chris Wolf, did on the
4th day of April. AID. 1921, duly file
petition with the Clerk of the above
entitled Court, praying that GER
tain document, duly presented and
filed herein, purporting to be an ex-
emplified copy of the last will and
testament of Fayette j. Clute. be ad-
mitted to probate and that letters of
administration with the will annexed
be issued to said petitioner, Chris
Wolf.
Now, therefore. notice is hereby
given that Saturday, the 10th day of
April. AID. 1921, at the hour of ten
O'Clock Am. Of said day. and the
courtroom of the above entitled
Court, at the courthouse OF said
County, at Winnemucca. said County
and State, have been appointed as the
time and place of proving said pur-
p rted exemplified copy of the last
will and testament of Fayette J.
Clute. deceased. and for the hearing
OF said application OF Chris Wolf for
the Issuance Of letters of admins
tration with the will annexed: at
which time and place all persons in
terested may appear and show cause,
II any they have, why the said pur-
ported exemplified copy of said last
will and testament should not be ad-
mitted to probate and letters of ad-
ministration with the will annexed
be issued, as prayed for In said pc
tition.
]. w. DAVEY,
Clerk.
THoS. A. BRANDON,
Attorney for Petitioner.
First published April 9Th.
Last published April 14th.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1921-04-07
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II trouble were a needle in hay
stack, some would find 1t.
tt
Women do lot of funny stunts
when 1t comes to wearing apparel,
but we can't accuse any of them of
wearing COATES or chewing plug to-
bacco.
tt Il
A California steer charged motor
cycle, broke up the machine and
chased the rider mile. California
steers taken on. subscription at this
office
IT Il
When you 60 to a banquet, eat
drink and be merry fortomorrow you
may die, and in the meantime you
must listen to the speeches.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1921-04-07
DIRECT ACTION
BAD STUFF

There are times, under unusual
stress and circumstances, when a man
or set of men are justified in direct
action, and taking the law into their
own hands. but that sort of thing, as
a general rule is bad for the coun-
try and creates disrespect for the
law.
The California men who lynched
three rape fiends were justified, as
San Francisco had a reputation of
letting any criminal go free that could
raise enough money to bride courts
and officials. The Oklahoma woman
who shot Hamon did just right,
though she should perhaps been slight
ly punished. Whisky was the cause
of his death and downfall, as 1t was
also OF the rape fiends of California.
He kept his hide full of it all the
time and got just what was coming
to him. Ordinarily. though, direct ac-
ton is bad.
The Ku Klux Khan of the South is
direct action organization, and
while they say some sensible things
they also burn down cotton and to-
bacco warehouses and act like ban
didts generally. They say they are
100 per cent American; that suffra-
gettes and women's movements are
causing us to lose sight of an exalted
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1921-04-07
TOO MUCH
PAROLE

A recent tabulation of the person
mel of robberies as reported by the
American Press shows that more than
so per cent of the acts of banditry
in this country within a given period
Of time were instigated, perpetrated,
aided and abetted or master-minded
by ex-convicts who had either been
pardoned outright or were out of the
penitientiary on tentative parole.
Beyond question these cases prove
that it is menace to good govern
ment and to organized society to turn
loose criminals upon an innocent
people whose courts have convicted
them. Long before these convicted
persons have served out their time.
and hence before their legal debt has
been paid, they are set at large to
continue their depredations upon
business and homes and all over the
land.
These statistics also prove that only
a few criminals reform. The bulk of
them return TO lawlessness, and if
pardoned or paroled they return to it
just that many years sooner. The
country has suffered much loss of life
and property through the pardoning
and parole power in the past few
years, and those responsible should
learn needed lesson and get wise
to themselves and the facts and con-
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1921-04-07
DRINKING
POISON

Nearly every paper one picks up
nowadays contains accounts of peo-
pie who have drank a lot of liquid
devilment and then went crazy and
were carted off to the bughouse or
else grabbed up an ak and undertook
to depopulate the neighborhood, land
ing In Jail via the hurry wagon, and
later on serving out a sentence or
paying a fine, or both.
This thing of taking a lot of slop
that when it ferments would drive a
rhinoceros into delirium tremens or
eat the paint off the side OF a house,
and amptying it inside oneself as a
galvanic shock to the whole nervous
system, seems to delight a whole lot
of people. The jails are full of them
and overlooking. and the overflow
has been hauled off In the garbage
wagon to insane asylums, pest houses
and detention camps.
Where is the fun, the sport, the
pleasure, the profit. or anything else
worth while? Any derned fool can get
some wood alcohol and empty a lot
of red pepper and some prusic acid
into it. and commit suicide, If so in
clined. but what's the great idea?
Why not just jump off the bridge at
midnight, as Longfellow put it. and
have done with It? Why drape the
obsequies in red flags and CORY paint?
It's time to commence thinking of
a solution to the whole affair.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1921-04-07
womanhood. and that insidious attack

womanhood. and that insidious attack
upon the home has been made by
modernists. Maybe 1t has, but burn
ing and numbering is not the remedy
Many agitators among the so-called
proletariat advocate direct action
notably the I.W.W. bunch of nuts, and
they are all wrong in that sort OF
thing. 1t is too much like Russia
and Russia is the most colossal fail
ure of the age.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1921-04-07
TEN YEARS ID
april 6. 1911

tAprll b, 191l.)
District court convened Yesterday
morning with venire of IS trial
jurors, and the following court Off
cials and attaches were in attendance:
Honorable E. A. Quicker. Judge; J..
w. Davey, clerk. j. A. Callahan, dis
trict attorney; Sheriff S. G. Lamb,
baliff; ]. Lozano. reporter.
The first case called was that of
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1921-04-07

State of Nevada VS.. B. J. La Rose, in
dicted for grand larceny.
DR.. A. A. Wendell, the well known
dentist, left for Gerlach this morning
to be absent for a day or two treat
ing patients.
The new billiard and pool tables
recently ordered by Manager Spen-
ner Of the Central have arrived and
were placed in position last evening.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1921-04-07
PARAGRAPHS
"A LITTLE NONSENSE NOW
AND THEN IS RELISHED BY
THE BEST OF MEN"

Many who call up Information,
need it.
Some joy rides do not have that
kind of an ending.
TT
Most painting lessons are in a
beauty shop nowadays.
tt
Where is the "small of the back"
of a 0O-pound person?
When duty calls" 1t finds a lot of
us out.
ftt
Eating green corn and playing
harmonica stretches fellows
mouth an octive.
tt
In all these barefoot dancing
stunts the foot is bare clear up above
the knee.
oOI1t DutCulldu Ids odiU tudt IL
you eat sauerkraut twice day you
will live to be 100 years old. We'd
sooner die.
ftf
Nowadays IL fellow doesn't agree
with his neighbor he is reactionary
and an obstructionist, and lucky II he
is not liar and porch climber.
TIT
And now another prominent actor
has married his fifth wife. When he
meets them all on the golden shore
what razzle-dazzle he will get.
ftf
Before abusing any man, pause and
count hundred. If the man Is big
ger than you are, count a million.
The ouija board players say tina. to
obtain good results with the spirits
one should let the mind become ut
terly blank. That ought to be easy
for a ouija board player.