The Nevada County picayune., 1921-06-30
COUNTY JUDGE APPOINTS ROAD AND BRIDGE SUPERVISOR

l, J w. HfdHkS, county Judge. do hereby appoint. constitute make and declare Jack Johnson, editor of "The all Home print" paper, Road and Bridge Supervisor, witr full power and authority to build, erect and construct bridges and culverts, grade. pike gray el and repair roads, and this all to be done without money and without price.
 l have been looking around fG sever | al months for man who had the talent to fill this very important position, and as my friend Jack has displayed such wonderful supernatural powers I have decided he is well fitted for the work. and as it is a well established polit- ical custom for the successful candi- date to hand out the political pie to his friends who have been his most ar dent supporters. l feet that Jack de serves the first consideration, and I hope that no one will take any offense, for my making the appointment, and I am sure they will not, when they take into consideration his wonderful supernatural powers. Why, he can actually sit in his office and tell you all about bridge ten, fifteen or twen- ty miles down in the country that he has never seen and never will see. He can tell you all about the flimsy ban nisters, the defective sills and sleep CTS, and even the rat holes in the flooring, and all because of his super natural powers.
 Hereafter, he will be responsible for the condition of all bridges ,culverts and roads and if any one discovers a mudhole or a defective bridge, all they will have to do, will be to call Jack and merely whisper in his ear. MUD HOLE" DETECTIVE BRIDGE" or whatever the case may be, and it will all be over in the twinkling of an eye.
 It's goodbye 10 the bridges that are menace 10 the county. It's good bye to the bad roads It's goodbye to all Road Commissioners and Engineers. You are all tbug of the pust. Roads and bridges will he constructed on a new and supernatural plan The bridges wu glitter with gold and the soads will he z.rewa wiih pearls This supernatural gauf= bas the power fo io fl all
 The Bankhead Highway that has 70 long been a baffline problem. is now solved. Tomorrow's sun should find this road and all other roads in the county, superior to any others of the State-even to the road from Little Rock to Camp Pike that cost twenty four thousand dollars per mile, and just think to be built without money and without price Oh what say ing to the people These roads will be so far superior to anything in the State, that people will actually laugh at the PreScott-Blevins road, and will be saying, we wish we had a good road out to Blevins."
 Won't tomorrow he wonderful day People should get out their automobiles this afternoon. and see that they are in good trlm-ready for tomorfew's ear ly dawn. to spin over these wonderful roads that should be in existence, by that time Listen metbtnls Tatready hear the tnEling sound of gold and pearls, as if caused hy the sig nf autos over these golden bridges and pearlv roads. l didn'1 expect thfz wonderful change in our roads before tomorrow. hut cau.f o person be aerecahly sHr prised this day and time2 "The Nil fcuniJma is certainly on on how wonderful1 I am sire fhe pcaple w5li congratulate nay Judgment m -eieettas my friend Jaak. a Road and Rridsa Supervisor Nh bond e required and believing that "BHe Burd uea the reporter for sThe all Home prna" n per, is Jack only neer in =fhe county. I suggest thai Jacl name him as hts sole deputy. so in the event Chat he can't report for duty Billie Bnrline can very efficiently fin the place
 Very respectfully.
 ] W. FRANKS.