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Serenaders Carry Joke
Too Far and Are Fined

WINCHESTER. Va. Aug. a.
From Hymen's altar to the Police
Court as complainant. was the eX-
perlence last evening Of Lee J..
Rogers. who lad jus been mar
ried to Miss Katharine Z. Wal
tiers. OF Frederick ,fOrnIF. he
couple hnd just returned from the
clergyman's home, when a party
" you~L I.n - W,rn'I e -
Grenade them with COW tH!ls aud
tin horns. Finally MAYNARD
C"Red"D Kendall, broke down a
door and entered the apartment.
Rogers called for the police. Wall"
oii.ers Tar. - the Nay ~ 1ai
Of the crowd smashed Window
panes. kendall. George l.illis Trd
Perry Smith were rus.ed on 10
Police Court, where they were fined
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Immigrants In Melting Pots.
To the Editor. The w..a,nstop Herald:

To the Editor, The washingtop Herald:
Replying to me, L. w. Holland
says: The public schools should
be our melting pots" Yes. the boast
has been that that Is what they
were-that the scum of Europe
could come over here, be pitched
INTO them and come out hrst-class
american citizens after rubbing ell
bows with such great Americans as
the children of Col. Roosevelt. The
TACT was they came out, as Edward
isok has shown, better Socialists
and revolutionists than they were
before-even the reasonably good
among them being transformed into
objectionsbles.
But the day for all pot perform
snces is about over. Congress. the
patriotic orders and others have
come TO the conclusion that the less
we have OF, the foreigners the bet
ter. and our gates on the East are
closing against tdem. as they have
long been closed against Jthe Ash
atics on the West. IN the days when
tie melting pots were fred I'D the
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Strong for the Gumps.

To the Editor. The Washington Herald.
Seeing the 'displeasure Of the
Gumps cartoon manifested by sew
eral writers, wish to say 7 enjoy
the Gumps and while I must admit
he has, like a lot Of US. too much
mouth. he serves an important part
in the makeup Of Washington's
leading newspaper.
Also wish to express my appre-
citation of the cartoons by J. \.
Darling. Let us have the cartoons.
anything TO give US a rest on tariff
and taxes
p. F. SKINNER.
washinRton ID q
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and whom we add TO this church
and state" sealing OF the nation
all that the same class of people
contend for in the lines of educa-
tional and medical tyranny, and per-
haps military tyranny, We have a
despotism the like of which the
world has never seen
FRANCIS r. LIVESEY.
West Friendship Nd
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The Herald has found that certain
writers sign hctitious names ss their
own. In . few Instances We End these
have escaped cur nstice. We VII here
aftsi esquire not only the name but the
directory address. The Open Court must
not Be abused. II Ia fer fair, impsr-
sonal, informative discussion and state
nent Of opinion.
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Those who put the rye" in the mystery
ships are not the ones who take the chances of
the unloading
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The place where summer resorts is not the
place others pay money to go.
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The President has had vacation and now
ii Congress will take one, he can have rest
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Was the President thinking of himself or OF
the Congressman when he consented that Con-
gress could go home for month";
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Congress gives ice cream cones precedence
over railroad transportation.
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There are very few who are radical protec-
tionists for the other fellows products.
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Ii 'naturalness is the key to success" is the
powder puff the key to naturalness?
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The surcst road to ruin for men and ma
tons is through the portals of selhshness.
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II would build hyAro-eleetric
plssts capable Of supplying the pa
tea with power. -
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1921-06-24
Bargain Column

advertisements under this heading
ten cents per line, minimum charge 20
cents.)
Five room modern bungalow $4,000.
$500 cash, balance time. Mckinney,
For Sale. An $500 player piano for
$3.50, perfect condition. l7l2 William
ette Boulevard. Phone Col. 90.
New room house. just finished. Liv.
ing room. dining room, kitchen and
bedroom, Kitchen has all built.ins. Bath
and kitchen in white enamel; wallbed in
living room, $500 down aud f27 per
month. w. 7. Greene x Son, Col. 1925.
Dandy FIVE room modern bungalow
1850. Will take auto as first payment.
Mckinney. Phone Col. 2, 2l5 N. Jersey
Sll0O. Five room house. connected
with sewer. Lot 50xl00. Cash $500,
balance easy terms. RIcR K TATE.
Goat for sale cheap; IL months old.
Call 423 Bristol street.
Best five room modern bungalow In
St. Johns, located close in. Price 5000
Terms, 500 down, balance time. Nc.
Kinney.
This is bargain week. We have nice
little room bungalows you can have
at your own price aud on easy terms.
Make Us an offer. will consider some
trade. W. z. Greene q SOU, Col. 1925.
For sale.-An attractive 8 room bun.
galow, full basement with cement floor.
on hard surfaced street, within block OF
new high school site aud block of grade
school. A bargain u taken at once.
owner, Col. 9S7. Prom Q a. m. TO 8 p. m.
call Col $50.
For Sale.-Six room modern house,
2lb Smith avenue, corner Chicago,
t226O. Well worth the price.
For Sale. Five room modern house.
reception hall; gas aud electricity; In A.
condition; lot 50xl00, with alley.
Owner from California for a short time.
will be at house all day Saturday, 202
liast New York street. After that date
phone Main SAIL.
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HIKING PANTS for Men,
Women or Children.
X o G l. X s
can build your house accord
ing TO your pocketbook and sat
isfaction. Designs and esti-
mates furnished. Columbia
l4lS. 33
Try the st. Johns Avenue
Grocery, corner N. Jersey.
BOY SUITS.
X o G. T. X S.
Pages Barber Shop. First-class
work assured. Union Shop. J. G..
Page, Proprietor, 205 North Jersey.
Olive oil. extra Virgin, at the
ST. Johns A enue store, corner
Jersey.
NRKTIES-RoGRRS.
Dressmaking reasonable. -
Room 5. Central Hotel.
Nice clean airy rooms for rent.
gentlemen preferred. - S08 l.2
Lombard street. SO
ROGERS sells PANTS.
The st. Johns Avenue Grocery
is now open and ready for bust
ness.
Lady wants house cleaning.
washing and other work; good
work guaranteed. Phone Col.
1893 in mornings.
HOSIERY for Sunday;
SOCKS for Monday.
X o G. Il X S
Try our Chile. - The Geneva.
.2l5 2 N. Jersey street.
Fresh line of groceries and
confectionery. ice cream and
summer beverages. Take home
a brick of ice cream for Sunday
dinner. Call Columbia 1861. The
Fern. 203 N. Jersey street. 29.4
ROC ERS LOVES
To Sell Good Gloves.
Notice is hereby given that /
will not be responsible for any bills
contracted by {. w. Sewers, as he
has left my home. Mrs. G. M,
Sewers, 942 N, Ivanhoe St, Johns.
Oregon.
Seven room modern house, corner
lot; fine fruit; close to high school,
$3l00, 2200 cash, If you are look
ing tor a nice home look at this.
J. +. Gilmore, ll3s North Jersey;
Columbia 81,
Wanted. - Experienced man
wishes position as night wstchman;
best of references furnished, Will
work a short time free for reference.
Cali 8l7 N. Second street.
Three room house, lot 50xl00,
$500, 1900 cash. SIS including in.
terest. ]. +. Gilmore, ll3H N.
Jersey. Columbia 81
Lot l00xl00, close in; worth
$500. Can be had for $3.50 the
next 10 days. J. +. Gilmore, II3H
North Jersey. Columbia 81.
Chas. l.. Graden wishes to an
nounce that he has severed his
connections with private corpor-
ations and will engage in the
general practice Of law with
offices at 7.9 Gasco building.
Portland. Oregon. If
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1921-06-24

Lady wants house cleaning.
washing and other work; Pold
work guaranteed. Phone Col.
1901 mornings. 30
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1921-06-24

For Sale room semi-modern
house, Lot 50xl00, garage, wood
shed and some fruit, very reasonable
if taken at once, SIT Oswego St,
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-04-23
State of Louisiana.
18th. Judicial District Court
Parish Of st. Charles.
No, $40
ALBEIT $ Willie
VS.
Murphy fsyalora.
State of Louisiana.

III virtue Of writ of seizure and sale
to me direc ed by the Honorable 2et
Judicial Distii-t Court i'll and for the Pa
risl 81. Oh. T.es, III The alb We entitl, d nd
uumbered ,.use bearing the date OF
Msrch 9Th. 1921, will proceed to sol
al Public Auction at the front Q OF
the Court House, e the arisll OF st,
Charles Gil sa urday the zlst. Ga. ut
May, 1921, at II o.el1ck A. M witio,t
appralsenent the folicwi & des i,sd
property lo-w,t;-
A cErTAIN TRACT aP LAND, to-
ge,ley with all the hui aings and in-
pfovenents thereon. and all the RICH :,
ways, seIyitldes, adv. y ages and Lr.=
scriptions and advantages therrHnto b.-
Longing or in any wise appertsininf,
situated in the Paiish pf 81. Charles. II
shis State, on the left bank Of the MISS
Ilssippi River ab.nt twenty-five miles az
owe the City Of New Orleans, measar-
ing Two aud one half z l-2l arprnts
! ronl on I'll. Mississippi River, BY a
depth Of SIXTY 1907 ATpelHs between
parallel lHits, together With The allp=
yion or batture aud all riparian rights
attached to the pwuersliip ai said pros
perty, bounded above by the property
sold 10 Giuseppe CORONA, June lotn,.
1908, aud non owned by Mrs. Weaver
or assigns. andin the rear by property
formerly belonging to Austin Lass
seigne ard sold 10 John Dresser, and
all Of The buildings and agricultural 'ni=
piements, etc, LESS HAT TART OF
THE PROPERTY heretofore sold to
Vincent barbara and Hr,lry Barbara by
p!ide cainbre by act before ]. Henry
<l;orcelIe, Jr-, Notary in this City, june,
18th. 1871, and registered couyeyanee
Office Book '.r'' tolio lo3. which said
part Is to be taken of from the above
described property and nor.gaeed pro
perry.
4 Seized In the above suit to pay asla
satisfy plaintiffs demand.
I Terms aud conditions casl, on the spo,
Leon c. Vial
Sheriff Office, Parish Of st Charles
Arr.l, l2tll. 1927
y
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STATE OF LOUISIANA
28th. Judicial District Court.
Parish of ST. Charles.
No. SS2.
George E. Guilhault
Psradis Ranch Company.

BY virtue OF a writ of seizure and sale
to me directed by the Hon. 28tll. JUL
cial District Court tor the Parish of St.
Charles, in the above entitled and num-
-bered cause bearing the date of Septer,-
Der 18th. 1920, will proceed to sell at
public auction at the front door of the
Court House, of the Parish of St. Gl,a-itA
on Saturday. May 7th- 1921, at 1lc'c,ock
A. NJ, the following described property
o-wit:-
That portion Of reservation No. 1
between scliool property and Hale
street. LOO Acre
p Lots IA. is and Is, Block II" Of
paradis. 5l-lO0 Acre.
s. That portion of Reservation I west
Hale Street.
That portion of Reservation 2 be-
tween Lafaills & Scatt Streets, except
a Lot in Northwest corner measuring 81
feet OIL I.ala,lle Street by rs feeton pub
lie road which is parallel with N. \. &
+. r. b.,
Lots 70 II. block 49,. All BLOCK ].
Lots4 &s& Land IestiaBu Of Lot Is,
Block r.. 9.os Acres
To pay and satisfy the writ in this
cause, say the sum Of (S793.l3) with sis
per cent per snnun, interest thereoi
from august 22nd. 1918, and ten pei
cent attotney's fees on said principa
and intsres, until paid aud all costs,
/ Terms and conditions cash on the spo
1 H. d. Keller
Deputy Sheriff, rarisss Of st Charlie
sheriff's Office, Parish Of St, Charles
March 3att. iskl,
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Sessions 2ath Judicial District

-~~--s-~s-s-- ss>s---
Jury Sessions
Parish Of st John the Beptist
First (1st) Monday in March.
Second (2nd) Monday in Sept.
Parish Of St Charles
First (1st) Monday in April.
Second l2nd) Monday in Oct,
Parish Of jefferson
First [1stl Monday in May
Fist [lstl Monday in November
Giyil Sessions Ncn Juryl
Parish Of st John the Baptist
First {lst) Monday in February.
First f1st1 Monday in June
Sacond End Monday in October,
FIRST list MoDdsy in December.
Parish Of St Charles
First {lst) Monday in January.
FIRST list Monday in March.
FIRST tlst) Monday May
l'irst Isl tM onday IN November
Parish o. jefferson
rr 1sty Monday in JANUARY.
ztasAt -
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statesmen WANTED.

abricating Oil, Grease, PANT
Specialties, v hole or part tame'
Commission basis. Samples free'
Men with car or rig. Write 1or
the attractive terms. RIVERSIDE
Refining Co. Cleveland. oh'o'
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NOTICE

/ lot 100 Fl X $50 # with dwell
ling house Of 3 rooms dining room
and kitchen.
l. Cottage Type
Situated at Hahnyllle La
Address Martin Wilson
22U S. Where St.
New Orleans, La.
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Paradis Con. School
Srd Grade Noah Breaux
Luther A. YoungsJr
Douglass Mowbray
Eunice Caro-
Alice Laughlln
jeanette Cadew
Cecille Dufrene
Dorothy V. Cadow
ath Grade Martha Ford
Zoelie Dufrene
eth Grade Lily M. Gonzales
Reulah NJ. Cantrelle
Wilbur j. Prague
August H. Candies
Fred ]. Peyregne
Ida S. Stone
LORNA Caro-
Florence ~ Price p,
Rubena VI Laque
Enzie VI Louvler
eth Grade Marie L Hebert
Ruth B Mowbray
, 18th Grade Ortman C Langley
Edwina H Youngs
/ .Thelma C Ca6ow
9th Grade Harry 7 Prague, Jl
| Clifford R Cadow
/ Leo K Tinney
Joseph P Price, Jr
Mildred Linton
9th Grade 0dette Church
10th !" Frederick Torres
Allemands School
End Grade Lillian Dufrere
3rd /" Eugene E Abreo
John Christen
Otto Candies
Joseph Dasch
i Edna Arceneaux
Mabel Christen
Blanche Dugas
Vergus. Fonseca
-, Clara Schmill
Ath Grade Arthur Bergeron
Nicholas Candies
Gladys Bergelon
Agathe talgouI
i Verna Price
Black Prince Island School
3rd Grade Blanche atherne
4th Grade Cecille 'atherne
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statesmen WANTED

To solicit orders for Paints Kool
ing Clements, and Specialt'es, VI.
rect from Manufactures. Salary
or G Commission.
Address builders Products Co'
poration. BOX 345 Clevland Ono
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State al Louisiana
2Sth. Judicial nistrict . Q lrt
Parish Of st. eharirs
No. 97a
GoLcllaux Sugass. Inc.

= =
GoLcl,aux Sugass. Inc.
w
Leon Rotidreaux. Edward Boudrsanx
and Benjamin Boudreaux.
Isy viJtue Of a writ Of seizure and sale
to me direc,sd by the Honorable thf
18TH. Judicial district Court IN and ~
The i'arlsh IT ST. Charles La.. IN TIE 4
owe entitled aud numbered cause, u
will proceed to sell vt public auction
~ithont appsaisrmri,t 1t The front don
II the Court House 81 the Parish Of a.
Charles on Saturday May 2lst, 1921 II
a o'cipck 4. NJ
All aud singular The following descfil
si properly to-wit;-
4 ce1lain sugar plantation. sitnatee
! III the Parish VI ST. Charles, in tll''
state, on Tie lett bank Of ille MISSES
.ppi River 1t al,oHt tilirty-two luiles =
hose slss lily u New UrIssus, am
n,sz,ufinx RYE aid six and one quarts
one bandcedtlls l5.U6 l-41 Aslent'
tFo's or said rive, Y, 9Th r '0F'l
4
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Wanted Industrious lady or
gentleman agent wanted in Hahn
Vile to handle Watkins Products
Goods are well known every
where, Agents average 81 an
Thour. Write for free catalog to
day.
J. r. Watkins Co.. Dept. c. S
Memphis, Tenn.
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SPECIAL NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that
the annual meeting OF the Stock
holders of the Bank of st. Char
les of Hahnville La. for the cleo
ton of Directors to serve for the
ensuing year will be held at its
banking house on Tuesday, May
Ord, 1921 at 3, P. NJ.
Layous Gassen
Cashier
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APPROPRIATED TABLEAU
Probable Revenues.


Probable Revenues.
perish Taxes $4,000. 90
1;c.naas 10000
Total $4,000. 90
p.r;sh Treasurer 7oo.
Secretary Police Jury 6W.
Mileage & Per Diem P.J. 5!o.
Official Journal 6oO.
Stationery, office supplies 5o0.
Assessor 800.
chsr;ffs fees criminal cases 500.
Court expenses 2oo.
Grand e Petit Jurors 1900.
district ATTORNEY 500.
Feeding prisoners z50U.
Coroners Jury & Expenses 500.
:. Poard of Health 500.
Constables and Justices OF
peo.e $40.
Tick Eradication l000. :
Svrair Salary 500.
Sergeant at Arms iOU.
Bridge tender 4W O
Beneficiary Students 5OO.
Election expenses lOM.
School Funds b4oe,
Road Finds 1892.
Loan Liberty Bank l5oUO.
Contingent Fund 4OtW.
Sheriff's Commission $500.
4 .ooac on
Total S4ycO.Ou
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SALESMAN WANTED to sol
icit orders for lubrlcating oils.
greases and paints. Salary or
commission. Address
The Harvey Oil Co. Cleveland
Ohio.
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between parallel lines, bounced
below by the property of Charles Bou-
dreaux, and above by the property OF
Felix Dtlaune, together with all the
buildings and improv. inents thereon.
Beng the same property allotted to con
Edward and Benjamin Boudreaux i'll All
act of PARTITION passed before r. A. u
broca. Clerk of Court and .Ex- OFF, il
Notary Public inland for the Parish OF
St. Charles, La. OH the 18th. day q
February 1915 and registered in Conv, y
ance Book ''S' Fol. III ct seq.
Terms and conditions cash OIL the
spot.
Leon {. Vial,
Sheriff, Parish OF St. Charles, La.
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vlliIlams Mill Mtg. CO: 4 ::

A17k 0sesd St.. Tsxss1sene' y
49, ~ csis IkssAss. fsasa Rssef:: aa' f'e'.sA
-, - Fed knk. Can -, &be h'u'' s."'s1as
e., aela, SID, Es<aap cs,en. I1'':se ta:ns
+. uuB,s.. Fed Cursn. Csn Ssstan. "s's -
-. Wsssuh.s nsiu ~ - S''A
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FARM WANTED

Wanted to hear from owner of
farm or good lard for sale fer
fall delivery. L. G. Jones.
Box 551, Olney, III.
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ona-l;orse Hay Press

Tsewl!n.S.s s sea,s e power and st1easth M,al
2: n s. bale sn siisa on 70, sss
0HsS Hrife Tor nsw fos6sss ''A
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NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that all
cattle and ANNA must be off
public roads between sunset and
sunrise, in accordance with ordi-
nance Of the Police Jury
M. IL. Guidry
Pres. j.
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statesmen WANTED to 80
licit orders for lubrjc ting els.
greases and pants. Saisry tr
Commission. Address LINCOLN
O L., Cleveland, q.
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.c.obcalto oresae-ss ni 81 free you -
SSs6 n ootin6ed owsess' sooA'''
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apply to expenditures,
The proof of any tax plan is in the
working thereof-and in the working
only, Hence my belief in giving the
SaleS-tax theories a test.
Each stockholder in our vast cor
poration knows that simplicity III
managing our affairs, the elimination
of red tape and of complex regula-
tionS that can be understood only by
eXpertS-and about which even eX-
pertS disagree, so that regulations
have to be further regulated-would
mean more success in our business
in other words, more prosperity in
way of dividends" for all.
So it is up to us TO strive toward a
time when thrift and production may
receive every encouragement from
our board of directors; when useless
extravaganza may be in the same de-
gree discouraged. If we work TO-
gether conscientiously toward that
end, we shall surely again see nor.
NAL times, reduction of prices, ant
the sort of prosperity to which we are
entitled.
We can be just as patriotic If
peace times as we were in war times
And now, as much as in the days oI
war, is the time when the UniteC
States of America, Incorporated
needs a friend
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATIoN-IsO
ED TRACT.
Public Land Sale.

Department OF the Interior, U. s.
Land Office at The Dalles, Oregon, Nov.
5, 1921. NOTICE is hereby given that,
as directed by the Commissioner of the
General Land Office. under provisions
Of Sec, 2455. r. s., pursuant to the ap-
plication Of Pauline Quald Serial No.
O2242S, we will offer at public sale, to
the highest bidder, but at not less than
$3.50 per acre. at 1915 o'clock A. NJ, on
the 27th day Of December, next, at this
Office the following tract of land:
NWh NWA, Sec. IA, T. s.. II. 20 E.,
w. M. Containing 40 acres). This
tract Is ordered into the market on h
showing that the greater portion there
of Is mountainous or too rough for cul-
tivation."
The sale will not be kept open, but
will be declared closed when those
present at the hour named have ceased
bidding. The person making the high
est bid will be required to Immediately
pay to the Receiver the amount thereof.
Any persons claiming adversely the
above described land are advised to file
their claims, or objections, on or before
the time designated for sale.
T. C. QUEEN, Receiver.
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UNIMPORTANT.

you were at the opera last eve
ning?"
Yes; perfectly delightful time"
What did you hear?'
Hear? Oh, Madge Gray is en-
gagged at last and the Billy Brews are
going to get a divorce, and Bert
Bailey has lost all his money in Wall
street. and Sue Cathro has a baby,
and Mrs. Sylee was lunching with
another man while her husband was
out of town, and
"But-you don't understand. What
did you see?"
See? Why, that Kate kady has
turned her old rose gown, and that
those wonderful Van Gruber dia-
monds we read Of are only paste,
and that the Adleys are hardly on
speaking terms, even in public,
and"
"But-but-what was the name Of
the opera?"
Name of the opera? Oh--why, |
did see it on the program, but really
I've forgotten-l've such a poor
memory for details really it is quite
a cross LOS Angeles Times.
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SMILE AWHILE
TRY lT.

Weary Willie slouched into the
pawnshop.
How much will you give me for
this overcoat?" he asked, producing
a faded but neatly mended garment
Isaac looked at it critically.
-Four dollars" he said.
Why cried Weary Willie, that
coats worth ten dollars if its worth a
penny"
81 wouldn't give you ten dollars
for two like that shifted Isaac.
-Four dollars or nothing
"Are you sure that's all it is
worth?' asked Weary Willie.
-Four dollars repeated Isaac.
We'll, here's yer four dollars,
said Weary Willie. This overcoal
was hangin' outside yer shop, and
was wonderin' how much it was real.
Ily worth. Los Angeles Times.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-11-24
WHAT'S THE USE.

1t amt no use TO warn EN-, when
they amt got time to read. If you
tell 'em to be keerful, they hardly
stop to heed, till at last an awful ac-
eident is laid up at their door, an of
course they're awful sorry that they
didn't think before.
We watch our youngsters speedin'
yes, the little gals an boys, as they
fool with roarin' engines like they
used to do with toyS,-drivin' mons
ters of destruction with a childish
heart an hand,-simply dickering
with a demon that their Pas don't
understand, If you warn 'em
to be keerful, in the gentlest sort oi