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The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

that he always looks like he needed a haircut
 Isn't it remarkable how 90-pound girl can make a 290-pound man Beg, Jump Through, Roll Over and Play Dead?
 Scientists tell us that the men who live on Mars do not have to shave. But we expect the women on Mars have as much fuzz on their uupper lips as the women on this planet
 You can find substitute for most things but when you want to sneeze, nothing else will satisfy you.
 If the manufacturers of jute ever got together and made the material $8 per yard, stylish women would wear nothing but gunnysacking.
 Mother didn't have to cut down ex penses so much in the days before the vogue of cutting down Dad pants for Willie was abolished.
 A lot of people have the idea that the reward of virtue isn't worth col lecting.
 Any time you see woman who is real proud of her hat it is a sign that she hasn't worn it more than four times.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05
ROADS ARE OF FIRST IMPORTANCE NOW

The people of Alaska by every means at theii command should endeavor to convince Congress that if 1t aid in the development or Alaska It cannot give expression to the desire in better way than by appropratng for road purposes in the Ter r,tory the amount of the estimates that have been presented by the War Department. If this appro- priation should fail it will upset the program that has been arranged cooperative road construction in the Territory It has been estimated that the Federal Government owns 98 per cent. of the re- sources of Alaska. That would make her proper share of the cost the cooperative road program far than Is being asked
 There is nothing important than road build ing in any program for the development of Alaska, and the amount asked is very small when the area of country is considered and it's relative import ance to other appropriations of the Government This road appropriation is the matter of greatest import ance to Alaska that is pending at this time.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05
THE BUSINESS OUTLOOK.

The current statement issued by the Natlona Bank of Commerce Of New York says there is nt need for people feel alarmed because of the busi situation in the country It says while improve men in business and industrial activities is waitiut for readjustment of prices the people who ar closely following the situation believe the situation s so we'll understood that business will proceed slowl, but In most instances with profit It says, further
 The fundamental relationship of bank ing and business becomes clearly ap parent. Both concerned in the present situation and the interests of both demand that the readjustment be gone through with in orderly fashion, that business activity may be resumed sound basis.
 Sentiment respecting forward conditions, which until lately had been almost uniformly depressed, Is notceably improving in many directions. This better feeling does not go to the point of optimism, but there is evident degree of confidence which previously lacking, in the ability of merce and industry to meet the future sue cessfully and to conduct business with sonabe profit
 What is required is courage and spect for fundamental economic principles. with a view to obviating the difficulties of the adjustment-particularly proposals in- volvng further imitation and cheapeing of credt-must be avoided Such measures if adopted could only result in the impair ment of the strength of the credit structure and in prolongng and increasing the df- culties of adjustment which worldwide conditions have made inevitable.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

People would probably think more seriously about those orders for hundreds of millions-or was 1t blions?-that Washington Vanderlip brought from Soviet Russia If he had brought the gold with him, or anything like that 1t was not intended to pay in what Hoover has graphically described as the "publshed money of Sovietism" "
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

When that little eleven year-old Puget Sound girl slipped out of her daddys automobile and ran and got the Sheriff while daddy discussed the situa- tion with highway and came back and saw the Sheriff shoot the robber she did lot for Bill Hart, Tom Mix and few other screen stars. She justified the faith of the East in the wildness ana wooIiness of the wild and woolly Western drama.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05
Then 1t Happened!

q was just wondering" unused the Cheerful Idiot.
 What were you wondering?" asked the Wise Guy.
 "I was wondering If you could say that a man is out of spirits when there isn't a drop in the house?" unused the Cheerful Idiot
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

The Treasury Department has issued statement denying report that the Canadian Government had abolished it's tax manufactures. The Canadian Government abolished it's graduated luxury tax but continues to levy the sales tax on sales from the manufacturer to the retailer or jobber
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

If is estimated that it will cost New York City from s5OOOO 0O0 to s100, 900, 900 fight rats If the present plans of the Health Department of that city are carried out Most of this cost will fall on the owners of buildings who will be compelled to make them rat proof
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

States The record has shown that they are liabn ity National government, and the states wouio make them useful to the people of the Nation much ouicker and than the Federal Government has been able to do
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05
Our Daily Special
Luke McLuke Says

The man who makes the compari- son AS cheap as dirt" hasn't tried to buy any real estate lately.
 The trouble with the man who i'm agines that he has pretty hair is
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

YOU are going to buy a home sometime-or SOON. Are you not somewhat curious to read about homes that are in the market2
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

It is odd how tenderly anxious some nations are o undertake the heavy burdens mandates of coun- t !es which have good flow of oil Baltimore hnerican)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

While the newspapers of the country are sup pressing the news 1t is intimated that New Year Resolution casualties are about normal The crisis lis expected about the usual time.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis is the true ohioan. He will hold to both jobs at an aggre- gate salary of s5OOOO smacks year. Who wouldn't? :? - Los Angeles Times.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

New York women want to serve on juries and a n oYement to that end has been launched What would they do if called washday?-( Pittsburgh C lzette-Times)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

All along thought that Japan had gobbled beria, but 1t seems that Washington Vande-p has fot it. Trust American!-(St. Louis GIobe-Demo- Crat)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05
Famous Necks
The Horrors Of Prohibition

Elwood Hamilton. Collector of h. ternal Revenue at Louisville, Ky, is hunting for the owner of flivver in which was found 400 pounds of raisins.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05
Horrors {!

What would happen to the complex ion of our wimmen folks if all the drug stores in the United States were destroyed by fire today?
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05
Mean Brute!

"Who was it that said Eternal vigilence is the price of liberty?'" :" asked Mrs. Gabb as she looked up from the newspaper she was reading.
 Some bachelor, I suppose" growl ed Mir. Gabb.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

Of course it is of business but who will the Republicans lay the blame on when they can no longer lay it the Democrats?-(Dallas Ncws.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

Georgia is going to be famous before the next s' sion or Congress is over Tom Watson is in it. ct. Louis Globe Democrat
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

The San Francisco John Barleycorn seems t' lave as many lives as the proverbial cat
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

The President got the peace prize even if he did lct get peace.-(Indianapolis News)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05
BITS OF BY-PlAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
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He's Ours, Too!

"Who is your favorite artist?' ask ed the Highbrow
 The guy that designed the $1OO bill replied the Rounder.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05
Our Joe Miller Contest

Tucker B. claims that the oldest joke is the one about the two Irish men who went duck shooting. They sneaked up on flock of ducks anG Pat took careful aim. Mike noticed hat Pat had forgotten to put shells in the gun and that it was not loaded Pat" whispered Mike. Yer gun isn't loaded" "Kape still ye dom fool" whispered Pat, 'the ducks lon't know the gun isn't loaded
 You Win
 Once upon time there was man who had a burglar proof safe. As Luke McLuke says Fairy Tales be gin with Once Upon a Time.-Billie Wood
 Names Is Names
 Will Waggle lives in Mansfield, o
 Our Daily Special
 A Fresh Youth Develops Into A Spoiled Man.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05

A Man Can't Look At the Sky All
 the Time
 Wilmington ews-JournaO It is wrong to say that women spend everything on their backs. Part of what they have invested is in stockings.-Luke McLuke. We ve all been noticing this, Luke.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-05
You Win

Names Is Names Will Waggle lives in Mansfield, o
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20
LIBERTY

As a, whirlwind horseman and a
man who rides into tense scene at
the proper time, Buck Jones, the
popular Fox star, is one of the most
thrilling figures on the screen. He
does some lively work in "Sunset
Sprague,', which will be shown for
the first time tonight at the Liberty
theater-work which more than
once causes the spectators to gasp
in astonishment. The story of Sun
set Sprague" had some work cut out
for Jones. II required a superb
horseman--a man with nerve and a
man who never gives up in a fight,
even though wounded-to make the
picture convincing. But Jones sails
through it in fine fashion. aided by
Miss Patsey De Forest--who is both
clever and plucky. Henry J. Hebert
makes a good villain. as usual, and
Edwin Booth Tilton and Noble John
son contribute some fine character
work.
Lives there man with soul so
dead who never to himself has said:
81 wish I were a kid again. Espe-
cially when he thinks Of his first
circus. There are only few Joys
that enter ones lifetime, and not
the least OF these is a boys first
visit to a circus. For that reason
more than usual interest attaches
to the coming of "Pink Tights" a
romance Of the big show, written by
J. u. Giesy, adapted for the screen
by Philip Hurn. produced by Uni
versal. directed by Reeves Eason,
presented by a splendid cast headed
by Gladys Walton and Jack Perrin
and announced for next Friday at
the Liberty theater.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20
CAUSESFOR
PREvENTAblE
FIRES GIVEN
BY FIRE CHIEF DELANEY

The splendid victories achieved by
prosecution OF the war give ample
testimony that when our people are
really aroused and united In their de-
termination to wipe out an evil or
accomplish n desired result no bar
rier is sufficiently high for them not
to overcome. The team work and ef-
ficiency displayed In the sale OF war
stamps and liberty bonds, In culti-
eating war gardens and In the won
derful manner in which a great army
was equipped and transported over
seas all go to show that what the
people fully determine to do they do.
II this same spirit of energy and
determination could be quickened
into active and united warfare to
overcome the ravages OF the fire fiend
II would be but a short time before
the appalling annual fire waste Of the
nation would be eliminated and be-
come a thing Of the past, and the
high cost Of living be thereby con-
siderably reduced.
This series of articles Is written,
and an intensive fire prevention cam
tpaign Is about to be inaugurated in
klamath Falls in the hope. first, OF
demonstrating that fire loss is a real
loss-a community loss In which
every property owner and taxpayer of
the city is interested. and secondly,
Of arousing our citizens to a deter
mined and united effort in which
every householder and business man
shall join to SO remove fire hazards
there by lower danger and occurrence
of fires, as to place klamath Falls
In the very front rank of the nation
as being free from preventabie fires
and a model and standard up to
which every other city of the union
may measure.
Ordinary fires and general con-
flagrations differ only In quantity or
size, the smallest fire imaginable
containing the possibilities OF con-
flagration serious enough to wipe out
an entire city.
Fire causes may be considered as
Of two classes. the first wherein fire
Of any nature whatever is directly
employed and for whatever purpose,
and secondly, those materials which |
directly contribute to the spread of
fire or which have such an affinity |
for It as to constitute fire hazard. |
The first class speaks for itself. Fire
is always dangerous and contains
great possibilities of injury and des-
truction. It makes no difference
whether II is a seemingly dead spark |
in the head of match or in appar-
emily cold ashes or the small flame
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20
THE MONDALE

Campbell and Burgess, singing and
dancing specialists, made tremen-
dous hit with the audience at the
Mondale last night, Miss Burgess,
with her wonderful soprano voice,
particularly, completely captivating
the we'll filled house. Singing,
music, and talking-they do all three
wells their forte, and they will be
heard again tonight. In addition,
there will be the usual splendid pic
ture show.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20
8A|EI]sg4|fl||S Il |]|EE

| gineer of repute, has an uncanny hab-
1t of stealing away from his asso-
ciates Immediately upon the compile
tion of an engineering project, and
burying himself in a drunken stupor
in the tenderloin district.
During one OF these sprees, he
meets and quarrels with a young
French engineer whom he chances TO
meet in cheap saloon. A reconcile
alton follows and the two bunk"
for the night in a cheap lodging
house. In the morning they resort
to digging bitches for breakfast
money. "Frenchy," as MacNair dubs
his newly acquired friend, is una
ware of his new companions identity
until one of MacNeir's men finds him
in the ditch and urges him to return
to his desk. Bewildered and amazed
at the sudden change in events,
"Frenchy" follows hisc erstwhile
companion in misery"
How the beautiful girl comes into
"Frenchy's'' life and his subsequent
return to his native land at the call
to arms, leaving his bethrothed alone
and his return after having been an
nounced dead on the field Of battle:
his announcement of the man who
has sacrificed his all to protect his
friends wife and child; the battle
of hearts" proving a friend in need
is a friend indeed" makes this latest
Hobart Bosworth production "His
Own Law" one of the supreme pic
lures of the year.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20
Pure Water Is
Health Service
Campaign Result

WASHINGTON, Jan. 20.-Within
the last twelve months the danger
to railway travellers of infection with
typhoid fever, dysentery and other
water-borne diseases has been re-
duced to n minimum throughout the
greater part OF the country by the
cooperation of the United States
public health service with the differ
ent state boards of health In the
testing of the water used on railway
trains for drinking and cooking.
And, within the next few months.
similar protection will be afforded
to passengers on river and lake
steamers and to ocean steamships
sailing from American ports. This
will tend to end the severe out
breaks Of typhoid fever that have
from time to time been traced to
ships Especially to excursion boats)
as we'll as to the probably more
numerous but far less easily traced
illnesses OF railway travellers from
similar pollution. .e
"The work." said Surgeon Gen.
eral Cumming OF the United States
health service, was really begun In
June Of last year, when at the con-
vention of state and territorial
health officers, in session at WASH
ington. ID. c., a plan was decided
upon whereby. the service was to CO.
operate with the states in reducing
typhoid fever either by sending them
TO sanitary engineers to investigate
their water supplies or by helping
them to organize state divisions OF
sanitary engineering to look after
the work.
Work has since been done in
nearly half the states OF the Union,
In which many sanitary d.
visions were lacking. In nearly all
OF these such bodies have been or
are now being organized; and In
about half OF them surveys have
been made Of many or all important
water supplies, most OF which have
been found safe for use on trains.
Periodic inspection is, however, OF
course necessary"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20


at the end of a cigar or cigarette or
candle, or in a stove or furnace or
lamp-wherever fire is, however
small the spark or flame, there is a
danger to be watched and safeguard
ed against.
The second class OF fire dangers
is comprised Of substances and ma
terials Of such an easily inflammable
nature as that the smallest spark may
set them on fire. These consist OF
piles OF rubbish and litter. dried
grass and underground, greasy and
oily rags and polishing cloths lying
promiscuously around. drying cloth
es too near an open flame or hang
ing old clothes in the closet without
removing grease spots or paint from
them, from which spontaneous COM
bustion is apt to be generated.
Likewise in this class are to be
included the means by which fire es-
capes or through which II passes,
such as stovepipes, chimneys, flues.
open fire CRATES, etc. Rusted or loose
ly hung stovepipes, defective or un-
clean flues and chimneys are among
the most prolific OF all fire causes.
SO much so that the saying has be-
come quite common among fire pre-
ventionists that IL chimney is not
cleaned at least once a year the
building is in danger OF catching on
fire. ..
The greatest and most deplorable
cause of fires Is carelessness. Not
only q single article but an entire
volume could easily be written on
this one topic alone. 1t is perhaps
not overstepping the mark to say that
80 fires out of every 100 are caused
by some form of carelessness or for
getfulness. This statement may be
easily verified IL the readers of this
article will take the trouble to glance
over the causes of fires as reported
from time to time by the chief of
the fire department to the city coun-
ell.
The following constitute the more
common fire causes and fire haz-
ards:
Unclean or defective chimneys and
flues, piles OF litter and rubbish al
lowed to accumulate, carelessness on
the part of smokers. carelessness In
handling matches or allowing chill
dren to play with matches, wood
boxes too near the stove or the stove
placed too near wooden partitions
or not properly protected from the
floor. quickening a fire with coal
oil. hanging electric cords SO that
they come In contact with metal.
overlooking or overheating stoves.
carelessness In the use of gasoline,
placing ashes, either hot or cold, In
wooden receptacles instead Of a
metal container, carelessness in for
getting to turn off or disconnect the
current when through with an cleo
trio pressing iron or other electrical
wiring and gas appliances, greasy and
oily rags allowed to lie around and
spontaneous combustion in
stead of being placed in an empty
lard can or other metal receptacle,
and a thousand other acts of care |
too numerous to mention,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20
MISS TINGLE INVITED no SPEAK

Miss Lillian Il. Tingle. head of the
department OF household arts In the
University OF Oregon, has been in
vited to speak on Thrift Education
at the meeting Of superintendents
from all over the United States at
Atlantic City In February.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20
THE STAR

A striking plot is developed in His
Own Law" which comes to the Star
theatre. for two days, commencing
tonight -
J. C. MacNeir. a construction en-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20

OF which the majority Of the people
are guilty, the more prominent Of
which will be more fully treated in
succeeding articles.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20

Newly remodeled and clean. Owl
Cafe. 1929
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-20

Eat More-Pay Less. Owl Cafe.
1922
The Colville examiner. [volume] (Colville, Wash.) 1907-1948, 1921-10-15
COLVILLE is DEFEATED
BY LEWIS AND CLARK

Playing against an eleven that
had twenty pounds to the man
weight advantage and boasted of
older and more experienced players,
the Colville high school football
team lost its second game of the
season to the Lewis and Clark high
eleven last Saturday at Spokane 81
to 6.
Taking advantage of their weight
and experience, Lewis and Clark
made the first touchdown of the
game, five minutes after the start.
Three more touchdowns were added
during the half. Grant, playing
quarterback for the winners, seeing
that the Colville line was too light
for his team sent the Lewis and
Clark backfield men through the
line repeatedly for good gains.
A pass, DeGreif to Bowling, in
the second quarter paved the way
for Colvlle's only score of the
game. Bowling caught the ball af-
ter hard try and started down
the field, only to be downed by the
Lewis and Clark safety after he had
ran twenty yards. The force of the
tackle caused Bowling to tumble the
ball and Exley, who was following
close behind, grabbed the ball and
ran forty yards for touchdown.
The touchdown seeemd to put the
necessary fight into the local team
for they fought their opponents to a
standstill, during the remainder Of
the half.
Towards the end of the first half
Coach Elder started sending in fresh
men, taking out his first string of
men entirely.
Coming back after brief rest
between halves, Lewis and Clark
started on a scoring rampage, MAX
ing three touchdowns in this period.
The fourth and last quarter found
the CoIviIe eleven on their toes and
fighting every inch of the way.
Time and again, the winners would
make line plunges only to be thrown
back for a loss. Lewis and Clark
scored their last touchdown in this
period after consistent work by
Whitley, Tower and Parmeter had
brought the ball to within scoring
distance, Parmeter scoring on a line
plunge.
Colvile players were Bowling,
Wilson, Weatherwax, Rusch, Eslick,
Moorehead, Gilbert, Parsons, Exley,
Taylor, DeGreif.