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The Catholic bulletin., 1921-01-15

T.. VQUICC vi 0tCSSSO ShSh NFPSti-
tion.-The fiftieth anniversary of the
Blessed Virgins apparition to five lit
tie children at Pontmain, a village of
the Province of Maine, France, was
celebrated there on January II. Thou
sands of pilgrims attended the cele-
bration. It was at the end of the
Franco-German War, after the fall of
Paris and the defeat of the French
armies, and when the German invad,
ers were threatened the whole of west
ern France, that the apparition took
place. The Blessed Virgins appear
ance was followed by wholly unex-
pected turn of the German forces
which menaced that particular locality,
and by the conclusion of an ar1nfstice
almost Immediately afterwards.
Many miracles have since been worked
at this new shrine of Our Lady, and a
magnificent church has been erected
on the spot. Joseph Barbedette, one
of the "voyants'' of 1871, who became
a priest, is chaplain of this church.
/ Cardinal: Praises GOVERNMENTS At
titude.- On the: occasion of his inau-
guration as Archbishop of Paris, Car
dinal Dubois addressed a long letter
to his. diocesans, of which the follow
ing excerpts attracted great attention
and were reproduced by a number of
secular newspapers: ..The political
atmosphere has. now. been purified.
Malevolence and suspicion have been
superseded by a spirit of justice and
sympathy of which the present govern
ment have given repeated proofs. The
Sacred Union, which was one of the
main factors of victory, is considered
The Catholic bulletin., 1921-01-15

Campaign Successful. - The two
weeks city-wide campaign for st.
Mary Hospital, Columbus, Ohio. has
ended with a total receipt of SILL
972.23 subscribed to the worthy cause.
No professional campaign managers
were employed. and the entire expense
incurred amounted to only one-half OF
one per cent.
The Catholic bulletin., 1921-01-15

t'l Courtesy Wins 10000 For Sexton
! Courtesy he extended several months
ago TO an aged worshiper has made
Z Joseph A. Doyle, sexton of st. Patrick's
Cathedral, New York; richer by $780,
3 600, he said Doyle returned from ire
: land, where he said he was called by
attorneys of the late Daniel Cassidy,
rs years old, of Cork, who had be-
queathed him the money. 'Mr. Cas-
sidy was in New York recently, and he
came often to the cathedral" Doyle
said; - ~ tried to be nice to him, as
i do to everybody. answered his
2 questions and showed him every little
attention could. When he left he re-
marked he would remember me in his
viii. - sri
!. i Jubilee Celebration. The parishion-
ers of St.. William Parish. Price Hill,
Cincinnati, Ohio honored their pastor,
The Catholic bulletin., 1921-01-15

(Seal of Probate CourtD
O'MALLEY- &. .O,MALLEY. Attys.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1921-10-27

ton Covington Miss Elizabeth
Covington Mrs. J. +. Shackel-
lord: Mr.. and Mrs. b. l.. Mid
dleton: Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. +. En-
right; Mrs. Mary Smith; Mrs.
Marion Lilly Mrs. \. X. Denny a:
Miss Belle slack; Mrs. Lettie
Qhenault /; Mrs. IT r. Covingtor
The following amounts have
been given h. the churches since
OCT 1920: Methodists. ST0Z5 :
RaPtists. Sis 10: Isl Presbyteri-
ans. 81. 35.
ASlrs r. k Rdrnam. Ir.,s Mrs.
~ It. higgins, Mrs Mccain.
Nlr. Jere Sullivan. Mrs. Nicholas
Harber. Mrs. Jonah Wagers. Mrs
/; ). lagan. Mrs II. Il. Cosby.
Mrs. James Burnam. Mrs X. !.
Mckee. Mr.. R. ]. Mckee. MIR.
and Mrs. James Neal, Mrs.
Thompson Hamilton. Mrs. r. Fl.
LuXon. Miss Margaret Parrish.
Mrs. r. r. Barnam. Alr. sam
Parks. Mr.. and Mrs. Willard. Mr.
ard Mrs McGaughev. Mr. z. {.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1921-10-27

Goodloe: Mrs. X. X. Stone: Miss
Olmstead; Mrs. Sanford Oldham /:
Mrs. +. :. Todd: Mr.. W. p. Park
MIR. X. r. Wells: Miss Bessie
Dudley: Mr.. Jas. Anderson: Mr..
I. s. Stanif% Mr.. O. c. Bigger
staff Mrs c. II. Park; DIR. Sand
lin; Mr.. {. +. Chenault: Mr.. T..
s. Burnam: Miss Eva Haden !.
Mrs. Alice Tribble: Miss Matte
Tribble: Mr. Joel Tribble Mrs.
Schlegel: AIiss Bouyer; Y. Ricci /:
Reid Iuett: AIRS. A. Davidson !;
Chas Soper: Mrs Diclser on !:
Mrs. VI. II. Wells Mrs. Ben Zen
nett MIS-. A. Shaw: Mrs. ". F..
Park: Atr Alatherly Mr.. Gold
en-. Mr.. y. II Matherly: Mrs.
Lorisclr: Mrs. Schillines: Mrs c.
:. Powell; +. {. Cornclison. Mrs.
]. ". Elder: Mrs. e. d. SIM
mons Mr.. Buford Gormley: Mr..
Joe Griggs; Mrs. Kit Covingtoh !;
Mrs. Jennings Greenleaf; Mr.
Thomas Baldwin; Mrs. Thomas
Baldwin: Miss Olivia Baldwin
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1921-10-27

Mr. r. R. Burnam, Mr.. James
Park. DIR. T. !. Turley. Mr.. Henry
Perry. Miss Dorothy Perry. pr
l.. F.. Kidwen. DIR. !. W. Bale,
DR. and Mr.. Sandlin. Hamilton
Bros. \. DohrowSl,y. Neff Bros.
J. Pearlman. Jesse Dykes. u. 6.
lett. John Williams. M. Lewis
Dunbar. lame Sliaclelford. l.
lie Green. -. K. Powell. 4. e
Icrrill. Neal l;rock. -. kin,.id.
Alr. Hamilion. Geo. -. Sanmonz
{. f. Douglas. t'ni"n Snppk Go
Geo Fawkez. AIR anI NJ. b
lne .Mrs. DR. TurlcA. Mr.. Nell
Nj aud Mrs. llaTrs Hanger. =:
Miss Martha Hanger. - " f,helP-
lame Iced. I / N1hcrlv. ~
y Oldham. ALner OllhdaIn. fiar
old Oldham. Spear 1nrley. l..
Douelas. Mr.. and Mr.. r. T..
Turley Ar. John Baldwin. Mn
and Mrs. J II. Oldham. Miss In
cia Buruam. Nh J. f. White. 7
VI Land. Geo. T Olarliu. Kiuc
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1921-10-27
P. A. C. CANVASS
GOES OVER Big

The recent canvass for member
ship III the PA {. Infirmary
Association has met with cor
dial response. We are indeed
happy 10 report the names of
onr growing membership We
wish also 10 express our appre-
clstion OF the contributions re
ceived and which are 50 urgent
Il needed 10 public beneyolence
II this llnd We hope that The
member ol tho Association viii
keep themselves informed In re
gard 10 their lnhrnary, whose
management . intrnsted 10 an
Executive Board Of ladies select
ed from he various churches oil
the city. Re spectfully submitted
Mrs. T. Tut Burnam, Pre-.
Memberships-NIrs. Nellie u
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1921-10-27

Mr.. and Mrs. W. o. Mays: Miss
Francis Mays: Mrs. Eugene Wal
llcr: Mrs. Garrett: Mr.. McCar-
thy: Mrs. Wilson: Mrs. O. l..
Arnold: Mrs. Poyntz: Miss
Kathleen Poyntz; Miss Evelyn
Giunchieliani; Joe Giunchigliapi /:
Mrs. John NJ. Kennedy: Mrs.
Coates: Mrs. Tom Collins: Mrs.
W. -. Oldham Mrs Annie
James Mrs. Dancller Mrs Jno.
Arnold /; Mrs. Mary Jones; Mrs.
n. {. Jasper: Mrs. Mary Gaines !;
Miss Mary Colyer; Mr.. flames
Smith: Mrs. ID Parrish: Miss
Milmore. Mr.. Bowers: Miss
Duerson: Mrs. !. l. Reeves, Mrs
Grider. Mrs. Patio: Mrs. Fanny
Garrett: Mrs. Dan Erecl:: Mrs.
Golmley: Mrs. Annie Myers ;
Mrs. Chas. Higgins; Miss Willie
Kennedy: Mrs. VIM. Langford /:
Mrs. DIR. PeEry; Miss Lucy VIII
liams: Mr.. Tom Ersl,ine: Mr.. J.
NJ. Haden: +. N Stivers Mrs.
rs. Moore Mr.. and Mrs. Mil
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1921-10-27

BoggS. Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Par
rish. Mrs. John Chambers. Mrs.
r. {. Linville. Mrs. X. +. Maupin.
MIR. and Mrs. NJ. {. Kellogg. Mrs
r. +. Hill, Mrs. June Baxter
Mrs. ]. G. Bosley. Mrs. 4. T.
Rice. Mrs. Donovan. Mrs. Booth.
Mr. Lackey Rice. Mrs Edgar
Todd. Mrs. ] j. AIcCarthy. Mrs
Terrill. Mrs. Kenneth Keith. Mrs.
Ellis. Mrs. ]. :. Staniier. Mrs.
Ida Park. Mrs. Nina kanaizar.
Mrs. Newly. AIRS. Mary Powell.
Mrs. Geo. Wiliging. Mrs James
burnside. Mrs. Ida STAFFORD. Nh.
Smvtr., Mrs. Cldtta Dunbar. Mr.
Embry. MIR. Chas. - Lewis. Nlr
X II. Mckinney. Mr.. Cox. Mr..
March. Mr.. -. Is. Mckinney. Mr..
]. rookie. Mr. Neale Eeunett
DR.. II {. Jasper. DIR II. NJ. Blan-
ton. Miss Katie Smith. Mr. Colby
TAYLOR. Mr.. x. X. Stone. Mr..
Harry ]. Powell Or. T.. ~ Nor
ton. Richmond DRUG Store. M
II E Sallee MIR p I. Willgipg.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1921-10-27

Print 5 Slowing Thru
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1921-03-02
READY TO Adm
MAKING TAX RETURNS

With only from now to the 18TH of
March left in which to file income tax
returns, deputy collectors of the Internal
revenue department will continue to be IN
this city to assist those who need help in
making out their returns. The deputies
II. ). Dorsey. and J. J. : Hennon, will
keep their offices in the Shannon building
at. room 9 where they have been for
some time past and will be glad to aid
any who need help. They advise per-
sons who intend to see them t. do so nov
rather than wait until the last few days
Speaking of the matter of permissible
exemptions under the law, one of them
said Tuesday:
Contributions to religious. Charitable,
scientific, or educational Organizations
constitute a considerable item in the re-
turns of many taxpayers. Such contribu-
tions made within the taxable year 1920,
/ II limited to a. certain class or organiza-
tons, may be deducted by an .iadividual
| to an amount not n excess CT Ia. per cent.
| of his net income as computed without
the benefit of. this deducticns- /, ~
Deductions fo~ contributions are not
allowed corporations or partnerships. The
members of partnership or a personal
service corporation. may take credit in
| their individual returns for their proper
| ton of such gifts, provided the pro rata
part when added t. the individual con-
tribu;ion- does not exceed Is per cent. OF
1.-THE taxpayers net income.
THE law provides hat contributions
in order to be .deduc;A3le shall be limited
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1921-03-02
Y, NJ, c. A, AUXILIARY HEARS
or yVnRE TX CnI'N

Tho March meeting of the Y. NJ. c. A.
Auxiliary was held on TUESDAY afternoon
at the Home of Mrs. Archibald Mitchell.
Washington street, with Mrs. ~ n. H.
Vaughn presiding.
Secretary Edwin Hill led the regular
devotional exercises, after which reports
were heard. The membership committee
report showed the auxiliary to be thriv
ing in numbers, the total membership be-
ing 352, with fifteen honorary members
Mrs. Vaughn referred to the Festival
of Days, to to be held next month, pro
ceeds from which will be used to pay off
as large sum as possible on the money
pledged by the auxiliary to the new v.
NJ. C. \. building.
a unique and most enjoyable musical
feature was furnished by Miss Isabel
Mitchell, who pia.ed OF her violin to the
accompaniment of the -NIignon pr
ano player Handefs Largo and medley
of Southern Plantation Songs (Stephen
Foster). The accord between the two fine
instruments was marvellous, and the
blending of strings and keys very delight
full
As the speaker of the afternoon, Mr..
Naples of Fitchcille tod in an inform
al pleasing way of what the County y.
NJ c. A. had done for the boys in that
mill village. The New London County
''Y"'was organized in 1919, by representa-
tives from the various Connecticut towns
President Benjamin Marshal Of Connect
cat college, being appointed permanent
chairman. Roy E. Keller was made the
county secretary, and the work in the
outlying districts has been splendid anG
conducted to much good Through the
active cooperation of the Palmer Mills
a branch was started in Fitchville with
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1921-03-02
GIDEON GRANGER'S PORTRAIT
HUNG II WASHINGTON

Through the interest shown by the
POSTING sters Of the first class postoffices
throughout the state a painting of Gil
deon Granger. a Connecticut man who
once held the cffice of postmaster general,
has been hung in the postmaster generals
1<!ca ct Washr gton. y
Paintings of nearly all the men who
held the office of the postmaster general
adorn the Office in Washington. Gideon
Granger was one whose painting had not
been available ard through a suggestion
made by the postoffice department in the
national capital the pCstmasters- of the
first c,ass Offices in the state got together
and secured photograph of Mr..
Granger from which painting was made
Ivy NJ. Chadwick, the well known Lyme
artist. The painting was on exhibition
fey some time in Hartford where it was
very favorabiy commented upon by de-
sendents Of h1r. Granger. 1t was aft
ctwards taken to Washington and hung
IN the postmaster generals office. The
cost Of the painting was in tie ne!ghbor-
hood Of $1,000 Postmaster John P. Muir
I ply Of this city co-operated with the
postmasters of the other first class Of
+ fcas in the state in securing the paint
, ing.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1921-03-02

Miss Lima T. Harding of Lyme, who
claims that the late Charles E. Peck
of Blackhall had promised to marry her
but did not because of his illness, was
the principal witness in the superior
court at New London Tuesday in the trial
of her suit against Mrs Peck's estate for
$4,000 She asks this amount as COM
pensation for her services as his house
keeper and nurse.
The case is being tried before Judge
John w. Banks and a jury.
Mr.. Peck died intestate. Counsel for
defendant presented a counter claim of
S125, alleged to be due from plaintiff,
who is alleged to have taken 800 in
gold from Mr.. Peck's home and also
proited by the sale of produce from the
farm.
The testimony of Miss Harding afforded
considerable amusement, particularly
when counsel for the defense asked the
witness regarding her anxiety to marry
a Mr.. Lee" and also a Mr.. Warren. Wit
ness denied that she ever had intentions
of marrying Mr.. Lee for" she said, he
was my brother in-law'
81 went to Mr.. Peck's home expecting
to marry him, but ne became paralyzed,
and then gave up the idea of marriage.
He told her that as, they couldn't be mar
ried he would make will and allow her
$50 week for her services as housekeep-
err" said Miss Harding.
This arrangement was made, the wit
ness said in August, 1915 before she
went to Mr.. Pecks home, which was
in October, 1918, and it was further
agreed that she was to have the farm and
about $4,000 and that he agreed to will it
TO her in case they did not marry.
Her mother was more than SO years
old, but she was less care than MIR
Peck" said the witness. She said that
her mother slept in the parlor, Mr.. Peck
couch in the dining room and that i. was
rather hard"
None OF my people care enough abcu'
me to have me around Lima if you will
come and take care of me. I'll give you
. the farm and $4,000 l have in the bark
The only che I shall remember is my sis
/ ter, Sarah" Miss Harding said Mr.. Peel
told her
Miss Harding was wearing in cour
a diamond engagement ring and IL plain
gold ring.
She said that Mr. Peck sem her {
gold band ring in an envel,pe before sh'
went there tc live and she fully expected
! to marry and had bought 4 weddin;
| tl0sS just DCIOlS WI. GIN DCSeiii'1 III.
She denied that the stone in the lila
nond ring came from a stick pin owned
/ by Mr. Peck She said she got the ston
at a New London jewelry store.
! Miss Harding testified that she neve
got cent from the sale of any farm
produce except for a few dozen Jars o
/ jelly she Put " for neighbo".
! Her duties consisted Of all hous"worii
] taking care of chickens, cows and tn
cerden and nursing Mr.. Peck wnen h
/ became paralyzed
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1921-03-02
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

Balloons have remarkable instinc.
tive power Of being able TO detect the
presence Of water
In the west OF England Il r. reezrAe1
as very unlucky 10 bring birds eggs into
the house.
During the world war the Canadian
expeditionary force served in France, Ma
cedonia, Palestine and Russia.
The average salary Of women WORKER.
employed by the United States govern
ment is S1.047 a year.
Frans Xavier Gaheisherrer invented
tbs system Of shorthand most used IN
German-speaking countries.
The language Of the Kalmucks OF Ger
trial Asia differs from true Monaghan
only in being more phonetic.
The term Nippon. often used for the
largest island of the Japanese group, Is
really the name Of the empire.
1t is estimated that every year fore st
fires in America destroy more than
$500, 100000 worth of standing timber
Galieo's astronomical researches led
to his being accused of heresy. and he
was twice prosecuted By the Inquisition.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1921-03-02

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Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1921-03-02

fourteen boys, which Increased in mem
bership to twenty-five. The bows hold
weekly meetings, with an average at
tendance of seventeen, and when we re-
aiize that some of these youngsters have
to walk six niles to attend q meeting,
it shows the amount of interest they take.
The boys meet on Friday evenings, and
Frank Palmer. of the Palmer Mills. who
fss done so much to help the work along.
mas never missed on session. At the
meetings conducted by the boys in proper
parliamentary fashion, they are given an
opportunity to express themselves in
many ways, learning lessons which will
help them in later life activities,
Mr.. Naples personally teaches the class
IN Bible study in which the boys are
much Interested AS so per cent of them
are Jewish. the lessons are usually drawn
from the Old Testament. Following their
business sessions and Bible study, there
IS always an interesting programme OF
games r>epared educational talks and
stereoptlcon lectures, and sometimes
spirited debates are also. enjoyed. Not
to. be behind the larger organizations
Fitchville also had a Fathers and Sons
banquet. attended by Is BOYS and 10
men, with delicious supper provided by
one of the members.
The boys are bright and manilerTy, and
the spirit of the Boy Scouts. of doing one
kind action a day, is being successfully
| developed in them. Sometimes, there are
| family gatherings for stereopticon lee.
lures ard interesting programmes, tc
which the whole village is invited, ant
the grown-ups turn out to enjoy th<
| meetings with the boys. The results as
time goes on, will be even farther reach
ing, and many boy in this small nil
village is beginning now. through III,
| offices of the County Y II. c. A.. tc
catch vision of bigger things and a
! buster life.
| Following Mr. Naples talk. there wa.
| more music, Mendelssohn's Ronde Ca
prEc;oso as played by Josef Hoffman
/ and the Staccato Caprice. as originally
! performed by Lolande Moo In an almos
uncanny fashion the, Waite played thes
! two beautiful selections, each run ant
thrill and staccato touch as perfectly Civ
| en- as if the two IA nous pianists wer,
present. The effect is very wonderful
and in the day of Cotton Mather, wouiC
! surely have savored of witchcraft
All business being concluded, a soc:a
| hour was enjoyed. Mrs. Archibai
Mitchell, Jr.. and Mrs e. R. Robbins
presiding at the tea table. The mex
meeting of the auxiliary will take p.ac
1.-THE home of Mrs William Alien, Hunt
| ington place, on April 9TH.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1921-03-02
STATE COMMERCE CHAMBERS
STAND on DAYLIGHT SAVING

Members o the board of directors Of
the Connecticut chamber of commerce
voted this week at meeting in New
Haven to accept RECOMMENDATION from
it's committee on general welf2Ie OF
which Walter Camp of New Haven is
chaiFman. A Recommendation that the
chamber go on record as opposed to day.
light saving by local option in the vari-
Gus communities of the state.
The chamber also recommended that
the chamber go on record as opposed to
state option on daylight saving un.ess all
New England, New York state, and New
Jersey should favor daylight saving. Il
was also voted that the committee go On
record as faVoring daylight saving for
the Atlantic time Zone.-
The board OF directors accepted and
approved report from the chambers
Committee on highways and motor vehi-
cles regarding the bill for the increasing
of the registration fees for trucks of five
tons and. over. which would result in the
practical elimination of these trucks from
our state highways. The board of di-
rectors went on record as believing that
while fees for the. registration of trucks
should be considerably increased they
should not be made prohibitive.
The board of directors approved the
recommendations Of motor vehicle com
mittee, disappearing. the following pend
ing legislative measures: -.-.--
Providing for the licensing of auto
mobile mechanics.
Providing for THE reduction Of the ag'
| limit of persons allowed 20 operate au
| tomobiles from Is to Is Years.
Providing that fiat town tax of 9:
mills on the value of each motor vehi
Gle be collected by the STATE at the tim
of registration, and turned over to til
town
!. Providing for a state tax CT one cen
gallon on all gasoline sold in Conncc
tfcut. 1920. -
The committee also reported that tn
powers CT inspectors of the, motor We
! nicle - department regarding arrest
should be exercised only for crimes com
mitted in their presence.
| Highway Commissioner Charles
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1921-03-02
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Siiicus-'T am Thoroughly convinced
that all women are the same"
CynicIs-'Don't YOU believe y. Even
one woman isn't the same for any con
siderable length Of time "-Ph.ladelphia
Record.
whats IN your travelling bagr' asked
the customs officer OF the denure damsel.
20. nothing" said the maid. Just seems
week end wearing sppareL"-Buffalo Elk
press.
Caller-"was Santa Claus good 10 you.
Algernon?'
The Pampered Pet Jagged s-'Naw!
He brous'.S me too many duplicate pres
ents."-Boston Transcript.
ITS that consequcntial-lool<inE star ac-
tor supported by his wife his tour
ct don't know how he feeds three times
day if he isnt'-Bsltimore Ameri-
can.
Are your Bedtime Stories for ths
Children going wel?"
Not so very well. Some editors re-
fuse to run them. because in these days.
they say, the children come IN after
mother has retired. "-Boston Transcript
do you think the world Is growing
| betterr'
Il don't know. ] didn't 1--we here when
VT was supposed 10 be worse."-Oetroit
| Free Press.
But your milk never seems to have
| any cream on 1t"
"Ah. mum. the cream Is so heavy Il
sinks to the bottom Boston Tran
script.
as there any real economy Of time
| in so-called daylight saving:'
'T dunno answered the man wha
was setting his watch. Sometimes
| think you lose a lot Of time guessing
what time It is.''-washington Star.
81 have implicit faith in my husband"
she, said. I've never seen him try 10
1irt with anyone"
But" her comforting friend asked
doesn't he ever go anywhere unless you
are with him ?''-Chicago Herald and Ex-
| amlner.
The straphanger-rm glad 10 zee a
| man who has some regard for public
health. I see you put your handkerchief
| to your mouth whenever you cough.
The Seated Passenger-Pubiic health .
My false teeth ara loose and I'm afraid
OF couphin' 'eTl out-Detroit News.
Wife, got such fright the other
evening. George came home early snd
! didn't know il. and then I heard
someone moving upstairs. I felt SUR
there was a man in the house.
| Visitor-How relieved sou must have
been TO find II was nothing like that.
\ Judge.
JaZz-(readinG Klpling)-"And Tire
burnt fools bsndaged hand goes Wab-
bling to the FIRE"
Razz (sorrowfu.ly)-H must have had
the like of me ip mind.
'Jazz-And Just why?
Razz-Tm inst a. present giving re
OF envelope to my third wife.-Pitt Pan
Their.