The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1921-10-13

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y Things may look littie shaky, bur
Z the way the boys and girls are pack
y ing the universities and college.
= proves that the future h safe.
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Il A scientist says "the sting of bee
. Is only about one thirty-secondths
Of an inch long The other mile and
half is only imagination, Of course.
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4 Poland has issued an ultimatum to
J Russia demanding 30 million rublss.
Poland is entirely too rapacious. Why
80 million roubies weuid be almost
/ s. in hard cash. Russia hasn't got It.
According to an exchange 4 clothes
pressing shop IN Wichita, Kan, has
= red barrel out in front, bearing the
sign; Jump IN the barrel: we will
clean and press your clothes while
You wait"
"And why haven't you horn on
your automobile7 asked the Judge
Of the Italian prisoner who had been
charged with violating the automo-
bile laws. "Pleasa, Mista Joodge,
don't media da horn. 1t says on da
front, Dodge Brothers"
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There is certain long-sufferingt
father whose nerves sometimes give
way under the questioning Of his talk
alive 8-year-old son. "Dad," said the
youngster, just as the old man set
tied down for perusal of his news
paper, dad, am made of dust?"
II think not" replied the unhappy
parents, otherwise you would dry up
ONCE in while"
The Texas woman who shot her
husband recently, said: II don't un-
derstand why can't shoot my own
husband if want to-" Well, for one,
hing, it isn't good form, you know.
When they feel the urge for hus-
'and's blood, wives in the best cir
lies go out cunning for some other
husband.
"How's this ?" asked the lawyer.
You've named six merchants in yourl
will to be pallbearers. OF course, it
5 all right, but wouldn't you rather
hoose some friends with whom you
re on better terms?" "No, Judge,
hats all right. Those fellows have
arried me for SO long they might a.
'ell finish the job"
Two farmers met after church and
,e talk turned as usual on farm
'atters. The conversation ran some
ling like this:
"Sold your pig!"
eyes"
"What'd We get?"
"Thirteen dollars"
"What'd it cost We to raise it,"
"Paid 50 for the shoat, SIS for the
mber in the pen and house and IS
pre- for the feed"
Didn't make much, did ye?"
"No, but had the use of the pig
summer
my husband talks good deal
out party named Ruth, frequently
's1s INC term DaDe=,~
'Wen!o
When questioned he asserts that
tn is ball player"
Again, well?"
is there ball player named
tn %
There is"
Huh"
Don't you believe me, madam ~
Aw, you men all stick together"
The city council had held many
sions and finally formulated set
auto laws that was the pride of
county. So the marshal felt no
.riment when he stopped mo-
st. "Ye're pinched for violatin'
auto laws" he pronounced.
hich one?" inquired the traveller.
lrned If I know, but We certainly
It come all the way down Main
ret without Dustin one of them"
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Talking of hens" remarked the
tor to Old Bill Misgiyens, "re-
DIS me Of an old hen my dad once
She would hatch out anything
n tennis ball to lemon. Why,
day she sat on piece Of ice and -
he'd out two quarts of hot wa -
: THAT doesn't come up to Il !
footed hen my mother once had,"
arked Old Bill. "They had beenl
ing her by mistake on sawdust
cad Of corn meal. Well, sir, shel u
IL eggs and sat on them, and y
n they Matched, II of the chick-ll =,
had wooden legs and the f2th waai =