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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
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What Ruth Did at Bat
WHITE SOX AT POLO GROUNDS.
Total h0mers. .............. %
Total hOmers Of career. 157

Total homers. ............... 81
Total hOmers Of career. 157
FIRST INNING-Score. White Sox
/. Yankees o; Kerr pitching: none out,
Miller on second. Peckinpaugh on
first. Strike. swung; ball. wide; ball
two, wide: ball three, wide; strike two,
called. Ruth walked, filling bases;
took second Meusel's sacrifice.
THIRD INNING-Score, White Sox
2. Yankees !; Kerr pitching; one out.
Peckinpaugh on second. Strike.
called; ball. inside; ball two, inside;
ball three, high. Grounded out. Kerr
to first; Peckinpaugh on third.
FIFTH INNING-Score. White Sox
3. Yankees 2; Kerr pitching; one out.
Strike, called; strike two. swung; ball,
inside. Ruth famed.
SEVENTH INNING-Score, White
Sox s, Yankees 2; Kerr pitching; two
out, Fewster on first. Ball, inside;
ball two, low; ball three, high; strike.
called. Grounded out to first.
Summary-At bat. three: runs,
none; hits, none.
Copyright. 1891. by Al Munro Elias)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
Rabbit Elected.

The Rex A. c. football team has
elected William Rabbit manager and
Ray Dorsett coach. The squad will
report Friday at $50 at the Rosedale
Fairgrounds for practice. Teams in
the 130-pound class desiring games
with Rex should address Manager
Rabbit at 634 Fifteenth street north.
east.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
PUNK, PUNKER, PUNKEsT

IOtab 80 II II
'Batted for Erickson In eighth.
tBatted for Acosta in seventh.
s.. Louis: .......... Ioe3l LIS
Runs-Tobin 1. sisier CAV, jacobson
tD. SEVERED (D. Williams, Gerber (D.
McManus co, Shocker. Milan. Errors
McManus. Bush (D, Harris Two-base
hits-Rice. jacobson ca. Tobin. Three
base hits-TobIn. shocker, Harris-stolen
bases-Tobin, Sisler. Sacrifice hits-Mc-
!: Washington. Z. First base on balls
OFF MoeridEe, 4. Hits-off Mogridse. IL
in 62-3 innings: off Acosta, . In Ia
Mcllree, 1 in 1 inning. Hit by pitched ball
by Erickson (Sislerl; by Shocker
(Milan). Struck out-By shocker. 8.
Losing pltcher-MogrldEe. Cmpires-Con-
molly and MorIarity.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
May Play HaIfback.

Jack Flavin, Georgetown's varsity
captain. may play halfback alto.
gether this season. II suitable quar-
terback candidates are found in the
squad. F'lavin won't have to worry
about that job and will be able to de.
the ball
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
Foil Making Good.

Lee Foil is making good as a
manager Of the st. Louis Browns.
In 1902 they finished in second place.
They have not done as well since
They were fourth under McAleer in
1908 and again last year under
Jimmy Burke. Now they look like
a third place team.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
Army Five Loses.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Sept. a.
Philadelphia Country Club polo play.
ers defeated The Army Second polo
team 10 to 8 yesterday. sdvancins
to the second round.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
BRENTWooD-hYATTSWLLE
GAME BOOKED FOR SUNDAY

Brentwood A. c. defeated the Hy.
attsville A. c. 8 to Sunday. Hoff.
man pitched for the winners. Brent
wood will play Hyattsville in the Sec
ond game Of the series next Sunday
on the Brentwood Diamond.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
Brewer Not Hitting.

Turkey Brewer is hitting for .257
In eighty games with the Griffs. Not
In the game regularly, he finds It
tough work hitting major league
Fingers. -.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
Peerless Meets.

The Peerless A. c. will hold bust
ness meeting tonight at 1887 Fifth
street northeast, at s o'clock. Plans
for the coming football and basket
ball season will be discussed. Election
of officers will also be held. All
members of the club are earnestly re-
uuested to attend the meeting.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
Highlands Win.

Highland A. c. trimmed the Perry
Midgets, s to s, Battles pitching 70.
the winners and Connors' homer for
the losers featuring.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
Will Have Assistance.

AL Exendine will have assistance
in coaching the Georgetown eleven
this year. Jackie Maloney will han
die the backs and Dan O'Connor will
see that the forwards learn all pos
aible
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
Want Saturday Game.

The Terminal Midgets wish to ar.
range a game for Saturday with a
team in the 90 or 100 pound class. Call
lincoln 2262-W
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
AsRAs
4 a. WARRINGTON TINES JPORD 80 :
ROAMERS SHOW ROWDIES
HOW GOOD SPORTS PLAY
By r. ID. THOMAS.

Rowdym following games the Independent sandot
mott
the who gnorany follow old oughneck
playing ball. do with
One young the CITY, the Roams northeast
disappointed seeing favo
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
EIIerbe Drops Sack.

Frank Ellerbe. traded to the
Browns for Earl Smith, has dropped
out of the 800 class. In ninety.five
games his mark 10 .2s9.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
THREE AMERICAN TENNIS
PLAYERS OUTSTANDING IN
NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Rx IACK YEIOCK.

PHILADELPHIA 14-Johnston, will
As the national tennis
To-Day these three players stood the
tween them. ~ : ' ~ wv r'' ~ -
Inden and Johnston
Anderson, Australia Williams
rival critics
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14
STANDINGS
AMERICAN.

Yesterdays Games.
st. Louis, is: Washington, l.
Detroit, Z: Boston. 2.
Cleveland, IL: Philadelphia, 8.
Chicago. 9; New York. 2.
Today's Games.
st. Louis at Washington.
Cleveland at Philadslphia.
Chicago At New York.
Detroit at Boston.
NATIONAL.
w. L. Pet W. L. Pct,
New York Sc 81 .sl4 Brooklyn 50 81 .607
Pittsb'h.. So 81 sos Cincinnati SO Is .lb7
st. Louis. IS 81 .666 Chicago. So IS .3s4
Boston. rs IS $40 Phila.... ~ % .83s
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-14

Yesterday's Games.
Pittsburgh, s; Boston, ..
Philadelphia, I; Chicago. ..
New York. Z: Cincinnati. 8
u2 inninEs).
Today's Games.
Boston at Pittsburgh.
Brooklyn at st. Louis
New York at Cincinnati
Philadelphia at Chicago
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-07
Miss AHCe'S Niece q PrOdiqY

Fu.HaI ia Tho world
NASiIlNGTON. Aug Tnfor.
nation has just been received here
- me effect that Miss Constance
linu'k, Rraudulpcc ~ Miss Alice
Robertson, representative 900 CON
gross from the Second oklahoma
district has houu declared the win
ucr of the mentality Test given hv
the professor uf psyrhulugy at sim
mons college, Boston,
Miss Bouck. who expects to visit
her aunt while she s iu congress.
IL the daughter Of Judge Francis T.
huunk OF b"advillo. colo. and has
gone 90 her homo In the Rockies to
spend her vacation. Miss liouck has
achieved considerable uotyrioty be-
cause Of her winning this test She
rs 10, TAN, athletic and typical
mountain girl, who is not permitting
mentality tests To- interfere with her
outdoor NE
= am sure said she, "wo dld not
take the examination su very Eori-
ously and no one Thought Of tho
matter uutn the standings were .>u-
nouuccd q few weeks ago"
She said thcro were ~ divisions
in the test aud q number OF uucs-
tious ia each division. one Of them
was. "If 4 were l} and u were e,
and so on thr ugh the alphabet. how
would you spell Iiostun2'
II recall in particular this one"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-07
HOW TO Collect
Back AWO,UanCc

In carrying ont the provisions
of tho War Risk Act relative TO pay
mcuts Of nllotmouts and family al
lowaupcs, which foaturcs cease TO
hc effective after July 81. the bureau
OF Wark Risk Insurance has from
November J, 1917. to Juno SO. 192L
mailed out 1o.4S75O3 allotment and
allowance checks amounting to
SGOi032. .S02 81, 1t was announced
by Director Forbes
This discontiuuancc OF payments
of allotmcnts aud family allowances
10y operation OF law ON July 81, 1921,
means that neither allotment nor al
loWauCo will bee paid by the War
Risk bureau covering any period
from or after August J. 1921, but
does not preclude payment on an
amount OF allotment or allowance.
or both. due an ulloftcC covering any
period between November /, 1917
and July 81. 1921, which may be
made at any time hereafter 10y the
bureau Of War Risk Insurance
An ordinary letter asking for pay.
mcnt OF any allotment or allowance
due within this period is suffi-
cicut written application. In call
ing up n case, however, care should
be taken to give fun name and ad-
dress of the enlisted man, the or
gani1ation in which he served. the
Army Serial Number and the Al.ot-
mont Number Of the case, also tho
fun naWc and present address OF
the writer. The communication
should set forth briefly but as dofi-
nitcly az possible. the reasons why
the allottoc believes payments In tho
case are due.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-07
People Anf-Dry, Jurist Decides

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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-07
NnrL yvnin's "pctrifici Man,

From the New York Times.
when discovering "potrifiod' men
lc,tmo u fad In the west d. took
MARK Twulu to use the mania In n
l''.a fraud of hia own 60 got re-
,rurc upon ON enemy. lie tells how
ne launched. in the journal lac then
edited. % soriva OF articles dc3crlb-
luF with infinite plausibility "A stone
man newly found I'm a locality about
five IuyH distant. over a desert from
Vh... Nla enemy lived. HIS readers
heard t'p' This man. y new coroner.
made the cruel journey to hold an
inuucU oyer tN4 man. dead for ten
And whom they we're
once under hg 4pcN tho exposure OF
the fraud would come when his
readers realized thlf hp had placed
the two hands ot tho "pctrifiod"
man hcforc hla nose in u most dis
respectful gesture. l}ut the story
spread from state To state. until Il
finally appeared with "unlmpeach-
phlo legitimacy I'm London paper.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-07

'crm. Is one In which essential food
tIrnrnis. called yitamiucs by rh,s.
iptusI'al chemists. is lacking vita.
H'lh'1 ar" substances which are
contained I'm peas. beans, the husks
~ ''I' aus, SuCh as rice, etc. and In
,"o SKINS OF various fruits. That
b'fl-bcrL "a form Of polvnCuritIs
characterized by discussed condi. .
unn or the pcriphcral nerves. re-
StHlng IN partial paralysis, swelling
OF inc legs and general dropsy. ~
Hused by eating polished rice has
h"'h proved by successfully treat
ing victims OF the disease bv ;ho
admini' ration Of rice husks or
r"uehngc containing tho vital food
FACTORS. This theory and practice,
irdcr1I experts cay, are applicable
IN pcllagra.
Clash OF Scientists.
~ VIII bo seen, therefore. that
th"r" is a scientific clash hc:vrcn
TWO distinguished groups 81 Amcri-
can phESiCIauS over the origin aud
method ~ treating poilagra As has
been suggested, however, this ought
not 10 interfere with "A sincere cf-
tort To meet n grave crisis. Indeed.
by working together, II seems ns
u these scientists ought 70 he able
10 control ana ultimately 10 crndI-
cate, tollagra in tho United states
Looking more closely at the points
or difference between the concIu-
sions of the two groups, ono finds
that the public health service re-
ports the disease to be not infoC-
uous; the Thompson McFaddon
commission says that Il is The
former says that hygiene and san
itary environment has nothing to do
with tho disease: the latter SAYS the
best way to handle pollaRra 10 to
have perfect sanitary environment.
DR.. Joseph l.. GoldbcrRcr, who has
had charge Of the investigation for
the public health service from the
beginning, expressed views that were
considered radical at tho time In
the course Of a conversation at
which Or Siler and the writer were
present. This was several wears ago
at tho time h" had plunged into hts
researches with characteristic cner
gy and enthusiasm. The conclusions
he has since drawn as the result
Of long and patient Investigation
eoem 70 bear out his primary con-
tentiou-that pellagra was due to
dietary errors.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-07
Arkansas Agility.

CALICO, Ark, Aug. G.---Amos
Wycatt, local city marshal, com
hinos the agility of n steeplejack
with his other abilities for captur-
ing elusive gamblers. Recently he
sp!cd three young men retreating to
"A cave on tho banks Of White river
To approach tn" mouth Of the cave
meant no arrests. He scaled the
surrounding cliffs ana "drOpped in
on the poker game" and arrested
the three men. They were fined
following conviction.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-07

DALTON. Ga. Aug. q Tho bal
ton fire department staged a thrill
ing fire scene here recently
\ fire alarm was turned In, the
fromcu skiddcd down the hrnss
pole In true movie fashion. crnultcd
up the big truck ana started To go.
They came Ia sudden stop when
they found the truck Hl!rc, set by a
back firing motor The truck waH
put out, ana then the fircmcn put
out the blazo that had summoned
them
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-07

~ thn uso ~ having Joseph Urnan
to cook up swoll color scheme and
spending mint OF money for CO.'S
tuuos when tho girls arc AN olive
drub and don't hirwoniEr' There
should be- law against these low
cut bathing suits"
New-York tribune., 1921-03-20
Dr.. (,oetzl Does
Musical Scores for
Mental Exercise

ns. Ansefn Costzl, composer Of sThe
Rose Cir" now playing at the Anabas-
sadcr Theater, scores without The
aid Of any musical instrument. Not
only does he work out the completed
score mentally, but he imprcvises and
secures his musical themes with tho aid
Of bis Imagination alone.
= have, Of course, i general idea cf
the story befcrs | compose ! musical
comedy or opera, /" he sAid last night at
the Anibassador Theatsr, where he was
seeing the pexformanca with 4 musi-
clan who had been one OF his conduc-
tors when nr, Goextl was chief conduc-
tor at the Royal Bohemian Opera in
Prague. aI uuat be absolutely alone
IN room ia which there is no noise
before eau work.
Having secured such physical con-
dftions, and with my mind more or
less filled with tho story. Sit down at
. table and close my eyes. Ii / am
In composing mood hear It once.
within my Imagination, m orchestra
playing the opening overture OF the
opera or musical comedy engaging
New-York tribune., 1921-03-20
Rogers Picture Excites
Old California Mining
Camp Of Bygone Days

VIII Rogers's next Goldwyn picture,
"Bcys Will BE Boys" from the story
by Irwin S. Cobb, soon t, be released
was made at Jackson, Calf. The vii.
lage, when 1t heard the motion pic
ture company was to be, in lis misst
was all excitement, In fact. It's se-
lection waE the most thrilling thinl
thst had happened since the time,
years ago, when il missed by one vote
being chosen the capital of California
That one lacking vote made world
Of difference to Jackson, snd it is still
a small village and miles from rail-
road.
Jackson was one Of the first min
ing camps Of the gold rush Of 1S49,
and there are SILL number Of the
houses built by those first settlers
The village is typically Southern in
appearances, as many Of the original
prospcctors came from the South and
built houses such as they had Eyed
in at home.
Until the Rogers company went
there Jackson had never been invaded
by motion pictures. Its entire popula-
tion was used in the street scenes.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-20

nae. listen closely. All of the themes
Of the later solos, duets, trios, quar-.
tets, quintets. aro contained In the
opening overture. Sometimes this In
visible orchestra introduces Quite un-
usual instruments, and have to listen
closely IN order to ascertain what they
ares FOR instance. when hrst heard
my imaginary orchestra playing Tho
Rose GlrI overture found that some
sprite Of music had introduced the
hungarian symbalon, which you know
IN Hungarian restaurants as y little
piano played with hammers.
When the overture is finished ait
down and write 1T out on the customary
ruled music blanks.
Then pass rapidly through the
mental procesx of visualizing the dia,
logue. come to the next lyric. close
my eyes, snd again the imaginary or
chestra plays while the singers vocal
ixe. In this way 90 through the work.
~ ~ entiroly unnecessary for me to
make use OF any inatrument during nv
composing, for themes, treatment and
technical expression are all before n
within my Imagination. II is only nec,
essary Tor me to remember them"
DR.. Goetsl, who was brought to this
country In 1914 by Andress DipHel.
when the former artist of the Metro.
politan Opera Company organized 4
light opera company, Is known popu.
lariy in this country for his musica]
scores for thesa works: "The Rovaj
Vagabond," "The Wanderers AAphro.
dite," "The Son Daughter, Z sDeburau,'
and 'The Gold Digrers."
New-York tribune., 1921-03-20
In Picture Theaters

BROADHURST--"O the HILL" the
William Fox picture, continues.
CAPlTOL@--"Withou Limit" picturi-
Dusk Is the feature, with Anna O..
Nilsson heading tho cast. The
music program includes a number
from "Die Walkure,"n eThc Palms"
sung by Erik Bye. and an elaborate
ballet advertisement.
CRITERION -",rhe Faith Healer be-
gins it's second week "Indian La
ment." played by Grace Fisher,
violinist, Is feature of the music.
FORTY-FOURTH STREET - "way
Down. East" tho D, w. Griffith pic
ture, continues.
LYRIC-"Tho -Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse" enters its third week
RIALTO- Roscoe Arbuckle in "The
I Dollar Year Man." "The Jockey"
and Saint-Sasns' "The Swan" are on
the screen part of the program
The music bill has the "First Hun
garian Rhapsody" "The Palms" sung
AZ an organ solo.
feature, with Chester comedy, A
special stage number is an "Easter
Fantasy" The orchestra plays
- Goldmark's "In the Spring" Special
Easter matinees for children at
1890, March 19 to 26.
SELWYN--"A Connecticut Yankee at
King Arthur's Court" William Fox's
picture of Mark Twain's story begins
its second week.
STRAND--Lionel Barrymore in "Jim,
the Penman'' Is the feature. "The
Jockey" and Trapping the Bobcat,"
the first Of an adventure series. also
are shown. Selections from Gear
men" are PLAYED by the orchestra.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-20
Vaudeville

PALACE--Frisco heads the bill, assist
ed by Loretta McDermott and Eddie
Four Marx Brothers, Dolly Kay,
Masters and Kraft. Burns and Fra
bito, Jed Dooley and Evans and Perez
will appear.
RIVERSIDE --Jane and Katherine Lee
top the bill, which also includes
Valerie Bergere, Chic Sale. Bert
Levy, Vernon Stiles, Muller and
Stanley, Hurio and others.
COLONIAL-Kitty Gordon ia the star
this week. Others on the bill are
Jack Wilson, Emma Haig, Puely and
Houghton, Pressler and Klaiss, Ryan
and Ryan, Dave Winnie and Princess
Radjah.
EIGHTY-FIRsT STREET William and
Gordon Dooley in "Two Vagrants,'
sead the vaudeville bill. 1.-THE Great
est Love-" with Vera Gorden, is the
film feature.
HAMILTON Billy B. Van and James
J. Corbett, Nat Nazarro, Grace Mel
son, Richard Kcane, Swift and Kee-
ley, Van Horn and lnez and others
make up the bill.
JEFFERSON = Belle Baker heads the
bill. Others appearing are Demarest
and Colette, Brown and O'Donnell,
| Frank Mullane, Guilty and Nelson
and Howard's Animal Spectacle.
LOEW'S AMERICAN 1.-THE Witching
Hour" for the screen, "The Little
Sunshine" on the stage are the at
fractions early in the week. For the
latter part "The Easy Road" a
/ Meighan picture, and "The Fortune
Queen" will be seen.
MOSES BROADWAY-"East Lynne
with Edward Earle and Mabel Ballin,
is the film feature. The vaudeville
bill includes Lew Hilton and Ned
Norton, Dave Harris and others.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-20

liner. Yvette Rugel, Bobbie Ber-
nard, Eddie Foyer, Jean Gravese and
Chaplin's picture, "The Kid" are on
the bill.
LOEW'S MEROPOLITAN-C Chaplin in
"The Kid" is the film and Ward and
Wilson the vaudeville feature for the
first of the week. "The Witchinp
Hour" and "Thc Melody Festival
the two attractions for the latter
part.
SHUBERT-C REsCENT-F Reed
in "The Mirage" is here this week.
STRAND-Lionel Barrymore in "Jim,
the Penman" and Charlie Chaplin in
"The Kid" are the chief features of
the bill, which also includes a
novelty overture.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-20
Brooklyn Theaters

ACADEMY OF MUSIC - "Behold the
Man." the Path6 picture, will be
shown here this week.
MAJESTlC--"Maytimc" is this weeks
attraction.
MONTAUK--"Listcn Lester" is the
current bill.
ORPHEUM- Homer Mason and Mar
guerte Keeler divide the honors
with Ralph Riggs and Katherine
Witchie. Chaplin's "The Kid" Clay
ton and Edwards, MariAl Lo, w. d..
Pollard and others are seen.
BUSHWICK Harry Carroll is head
New-York tribune., 1921-03-20
At Outlying Houses

SHUBERT-RIv1ERA - Mary Mash in
"Thy Name Is Woman" is here this
week.
BRONX OPERA HOUSE" Hotten-
tot" with Willie Collier, is this
weeks attraction.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1921-02-03
HARD TO EXPLAIN POISONING
Scientists Unable to Tell Why Bites Of
Some Animals Are Fatal and
Others ~Innocuous.

Scientists In Great Britain have
been greatly interested in the recent
case of a monkey bite resulting I'm the
death of the king of Greece, says q
London dispatch. The result is that
a study is being made of the effects OF
bites from various animals. Inasmuch
as the monkey is what is known as a
'clean feeder" II seems extraordinary
that the bite or such an animal should
produce the fatal poisoning Of a hui
man being.
1t does not, however, appear that
the ~malignancy Of an animals bite
can be measured by what II feeds
upon. A dog is a carnivorous crea-
ture. yet its bite seldom produces seri-
Gus results, while on the other hand
the bite Of a horse or a donkey fire.
~1uently results In poisoning. Only a
few weeks ago a IN died from
being bitten by a donkey. while a man
lost a hand through being nipped ON
the thumb by a horse
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1921-02-03
NOTHING YOU MIGHT NOTICE
itor on a Par as Far as Meals
Were Concerned.

James b. Sweeney, the Knights Of
Columbus delegate who herolcally
saved Frances prettlest girl from
death at the Folies Bergere In Paris,
was discussing. at his Brooklyn home,
his trip abroad.
"The restaurant prices in Paris"
he said, "are Incredible. A simple din
ner at a fashionable place costs $50,
and ven then II Is difficult to get
enough to eat. The portions"
Mr.. Sweeney laughed.
-'the portions remind me Of the
Scottish ~farmhand's porridge.
Jock said this fellows employ
er, there's a fly In the pairritch.'
""That disnae matter replied JOCK
gloomily: It'll no droon."
"rhe farmer giared at him.
"'What DO We meanT he said
angrily. That's as much as sayin' vel
haven't enough mulk.'
"'Oh.' said Jock, still more gloom
lily, there's MAR than enough for al
the peirritch | have"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1921-02-03
Glad but Confusing New Year.

II wish yeu a happy First Of jan
uary. Nineteen Hundred and Twenty
sneG" exclaimed the person who II
genial but precise.
"You have been going through that
rigmarole ever and over again." pro-
tested his wife. "Why don't you say
Happy New Year and let 1t go at
that?"
II want to keep myself reminded Of
the change In figures. I never write
the date correctly until the middle Of
February"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1921-02-03
A Lady Of Distinction

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
Ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath With Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed BY a busting with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually meal a clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Adv.