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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
FOOD MUST GIVE
IRON To YOUR BLOOD
THIS is PROVEN BY ASTOUNDING
RESULTS DERIVED BY USING
GARREN'S TONIC

You eat three meals a day to fur
nish your blood with the iron it must
have so it can nourish your nerves
and build healthy tissues to make you
strong and able to endure the work
you must do.
If your stomach cannot digest that
food and it remains in your stomach
and intestines to sour and ferment,
it causes Indigestion, constipation,
nervousness, headaches, and conse-
quently you become weak, thin, and
run down."
To correct this trouble you should
take Natures own remedy made from
the most healthful roots, banks and
herbs, which is now placed in your
reach in the form of Garren's Tonic,
the preparation which is creating such
a tremendous amount of interest all
over this country on account of the
remarkably quick results sick and suf-
fering people are getting from it.
According to w. A. Garren, the
noted authority on health, this prepar-
alton is the best product to success
fully meet present day requirements
which is now to be had. And Judging
from the large number of people who
are publicly endorsing Garren's Tonic,
his statement is borne out.
Although only placed on sale COM
paratively short time ago, more than
twenty thousand bottles have already
been sold by the leading druggists
throughout the Middle West, and all
indications point to record sales for
Garren's Tonic. This is not surpris-
ing because when a medicine actual
ly builds up run down people, and
makes them healthy, rosy checked and
happy they are bound to be enthusiast
tic.
Garren's Tonic is sold in Viroqua
by c. F. Dahl, in Stoddard by A. U.
Curry, in Hillsboro by r. Richards
and by the leading druggists in every
city
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
In His Own Time

An old Scotchman, David Gordon,
was seriously i'll, with scant hope for
recovery. He had been wheedled into
making a will by relatives, and these
were now gathered about his bedside
watching him laboriously sign it. He
got as far as D-A-V-I-then fell back
exhausted.
80, Uncle David, d., exhorted a
nephew.
"Deel" CALCULATED the old Scot feeb-
ly, but with indignation. "I1l dee
when I'm ready,ye avaricious wretchi0
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
FREEMAN

Head Hollow, Oct. 2S-Mr.and Mrs.
Arthur Rust and son and Mr.. and Mrs.
J. Lawrence visited at the NJ. Jacobus
home near Retreat, Sunday.
Mrs. Q. Nasseth and daughter, Edna
visited Elm Park school, Thursday.
Corn shredders and threshers are
making the rounds here this week.
Mr. and Mrs. Sam Olson entertained
relatives from Mt.Sterling Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. X. Everson were De-
Soto visitors Wednesday.
Mrs. 2. Richardson has been visiting
around Viroqua
Miss Sarah Paulson is visiting rela-
tives at lansing this week.
Susie.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02

FOR SALE--Star theatre build
eng For particulars inquire Of Smith
a Slack. 40-tf
-An 1anas OF ice cream and soft
.&ranxn at eur restaurant at all times.
Assortment Of brick ice cream always
On hand. Your trade 10 appreciated
George Pennell. Viroqua. Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02

Room and board can be furnished
by day or week. c. E. Suffer, 404 S.
Washington Ave-, block south of
High school. 38-tf
We have a beautiful spayed fe-
male Scotch Collie pup, nearly a year
old, ready to drive, partly trained,
nicely marked white and tan. She is
yours for So. J. W. Lawton & Son,
Viola, Wis. 42-4-p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
Jas. Watson Says, ''Fu Never Forget
When Fathers Hogs Got Cholera"

Zone morning hefound 20 hogs dead
and several sick He called in the
veterinarian, who after dissecting
rat caught-en the premises, decided
that the rodents had conveyed germs.
Since then am never without RAT
SNAP. It's the surest, quickest rat
destroyer | know" Three sizes, S5e,
65c, SIPS. Sold and guaranteed by
10. &. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
A Lady in Chicago Telegraphs for
Raf-Snan

Read Mrs. Phillips wire: 'Youell's
Exterminator Co, Westfield, N. ],
Rush SO worth of RAT-SNAP." Lat
err reed following letter: "RAT-SNAP
arrived. 1t rid our house of rats in
no time, Just moved here from Pa,
where | used RAT-SNAP with great
results" Three sizes, 35c, 65c, $1.25.
Sold and guaranteed by o. f. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02

--Skagen, tailor, over Rogers store.
First class tailoring and dry cleaning
--Russels Best -four is guaranteed
to be the best. Sold only at the Farm
ers' Store. 32-tf
Get Washed Egg Coal for your
cook stove and ranges. "No SCOT"
L. c. Boyle.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
Slight Favor Requested

An Eastern college graduate applied
for work in Michigan lumber camp
and was assigned to one end of cross
saw, the other end being in charge of
an old and experienced lumberman.
At the END of an hour the veteran
stopped saving and regarded his
weary partner with plying eyes.
"Sonny" he said, II don't mind your
riding on this saw, but if it's just the
same to you, wish you'd quit scrap
ing your feet on the ground"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
The Best Available

The new servant had presented her
references, and the lady of the house
read them over with doubtful eye.
"I'm not quite satisfied with these,
Bridget" she said.
"Nayther am /, num-" returned
Bridget angrily, "but they're the best
the ould fool would give me-"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
Recognized al Nnte

The distinguished pianist had finish
ed several selections in the hotel par
Tor and the guests were discussing
other numbers.
"Now, for instance" suggested one
to her neighbor, perhaps you recall
Mozart's Twelfth Mass.
Indeed. do" responded the other
brightly. my father served in that
very regiment during the Civil War"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
Advertiser Letters

At the Viroqua postoffice: Carl A.
Olson, o. p. Anderson, Mrs. Clista
WEIGH, Miss Tina Torgerson, Rosa
Timblin, Mrs. NAL Christensen, Mrs.
Ann Dahl, C. W. Emery, Mr.. John
Hoch, Mrs. J. Hoch, Mr.. William Gar
nett, Mrs. Iva Groves, Mrs. Sprague,
Miss Eliz Pinkham, Tolena Medium.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
Ned for Space

Business Manager: Heres wire
less message from man who wants
to use our entire Help Wanted page
tomorrow"
Assistant: "Great Scott! Who is
he?
Business Manager: Hes the only
surviving passenger on a capsized
Yacht in niid-Atlantic."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02

Best by test; and once used ST.
ways used. That's what they all say
about Russel's Best flour. Get it at
the Farmers Store. S2-tf
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
First Publication October ls; 1928.
FhUbAIE NUIIOE
Notice for Administration and Notice Z

Notice for Administration and Notice 10
Creditors.
STATE OF WISCONSIN, COUNTY COURT
VERNON COUNTY-In Probate.
In re estate of Gustav Fortney, deceased:
Notice is hereby given. that at the special
term of said court to be hele on the second
Tuesday of November, A. ID. 1921. at the court
house in the city OF ViroQua, County of Yer
non aea state of Wisconsin, there viii be heard
and considered the application of F. S. Tuffey
for the appointment of an administrator of the
estate of Gustav Fortney late of the town of
Franklin in said county, deceased;
Notice is hereby further given, that at the
special term OF said court TO be held at the
court house on the second Tuesday of February.
A. D. 1922, there will be heard, considered and
adjusted. all claims against said Gustav Fort
ney, deceased
And notice is hereby further given. that all
such eisims for examination and allowance
must be presented TO said county court at the
court house in the city Of Viroaua In said eoun-
" and state on or before the 18th day of Feb
ruary. A d. 1922. or be barred.
Dated October 49, 1921.
BY the Court. ID. o. Mahoney. County Judge.
Fl. Z. C. Kemp, Attorney. Boseobel. Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
First Publication October 10. 1928.
PROBATE NOTICE

Notice TO Prove VIII and Notice 10 Creditors
STATE OF WISCONSIN, COUNTY COURT.
VERNON COUNTY--In Probate
In ne estate of Theodore Gorrell. Deceased.
Notice Is hereby given. that at the special
term Of SSid court. TO be held on the third Tues
day Of November, A. d. 1921. at the Court
house in the city Of Viroqua. county % YER
non and state Of Wisconsin, .Asrs viii be
heard and considered the application OF dos
ephine GorreIi TO admit TO probate the LAST
wIIl and testament % Theodore Gorrells late
Of the city of NiroqgN. in said county. de-
ceased. and for the appointment of an execu-
tor - administrator with viii annexed
Notice Is hereby further given. that at the
general term Of said court to be held at said
court house. on the frst Tuesday OF April. A.
D. 1872. there viii be heard. considered and
adjusted. ali claims against said TheoGore Cor
rel. deceased
And notice IS hereby further given. that al
such claims for examination and allowance
must be presented to said county court at the
court house in the city Of Eircqus in said esun-
u and state. on or before the 9Th day Clap
ri A. q. 1929 or be barred
Dated 0etchsr 18th. 1871.
By the Court. d. O. Mshonsy, County Judge
J. Henry Bennett, AttOrney.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
Good Health

If you would enjoy good health,
keep your bowels regular. No one
can reasonably hope TO feel yell when
eonstipated- Whenneeded. take Cham
berlain's Tablets. They are mild and
gentle.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02

DIR. z. w. Baldwin, dentist, owe
Stoll & Groves. Phone 66.
Rose Olsen, Chiropractor, Palm
er School Graduate. Office over Stoll
G. Groves. Phone 157.
Our good friend, Phil Appleman,
dropped in Friday and started the
Censor in the direction of Youngstown
Ohio, where his daughter, Ruth, is
teaching.
Miss Eva Stigen of Esofea COM
munity is taking nurses training at
the Lutheran hospital at Lacrosse.
The Censor will keep her informed of
events at the old home hereafter.
Albert Walters and family are
back from Montana to spend the win
ter with relatives in this vicinity as
is their custom. Walters put in a
busy summer, raising crop of 4700
bushels of wheat and doing most of
the work without help. "Let the trac-
tor do the work" is his slogan.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-11-02
WILL HELP RE-
STORE NORMAL BUSINESS
William H. Rankin

Advertising is more necessary to-
day to Manufacturers and Retailers
than ever before. 1t can be used to
help restore the proper balance of
trade, produce more work through
emptying the dealers shelves. The
sooner any business-and especially
the retail business-price their pres
ent inventories so that the public will
rush in and buy, the sooner statesmen
who now have goods to sell will have
an opportunity to get real substantial
orders from the Retailers.
Orders from Retailers will help the
Manufacturers make up their minds
to help sell their goods to the Consum-
er through advertising. Such adver-
tising-provided the price and the
quality OF the merchandise are right
will help the Retailer sell the Con-
sumner at less cost than through any
other means.
When you stop to consider that an
advertiser may use National or To-
cal newspaper campaign at cost of
Ito of cent per home reached, you
can readily understand why newspa-
per advertising pays so well.
If advertising can be used to restore
proper buying by the Consumer-and
l know it can if properly used-then
automatically Acknowledgements prob
lem will be solved and solved quickly.
So let US all get busy and see what
we can do to help solve this unem-
ployment problem by getting behind
every American build a home"
campaign-and also through our eff
forts to help the Retailers clear their
shelves through energetic and per-
sistent advertising and craftsmanship.
Arizona republican., 1921-02-09
Fit To Be An Empress

That's Mary Garden Sometime ago predicted hot times in the Chicago Opera company because Mary Garden had become the manager Mary having been star. and knowing in the ways of stars and in possession of oft exhibited volatile temper we foresaw that she would keep stars moving in unaccustomed courses
 But Mary has upset all human calculations and has proved that after having let temper run riot for forty years she bring it under subjec- ton. Thus having taken hold of herself she has shown she rule herself and thus has established her right to rule city opera company
 When she became manager of the opera company recently. she sensed danger ahead had the good to recognize her shortcoming aud decide that she first learn manage herself if she was to manage others.
 The end, of course is not yet Her success as manager has not for lack of time established, but when she has perceived the greatest in her way and sets out to surmount 1t, believe she will do so and conq1er herself. Then she will have planted her foot the neck of the opera company obstreperous it may be companies always are Watch win" she says, and we believe she will.
 Having demonstrated her power she may succeed the presidency of a federation of Womans clubs.
Arizona republican., 1921-02-09
WATCHING THE PARADE
BY JOHN PILGRIM

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  dknewa almost every
  nd the used Likes hell 
  and the
  come? asked friends  all front like Q little groceries They said that front mighty front
  he acted like Oliver P 10 be
Arizona republican., 1921-02-09
THE THIRD HOUSE By Gilson Gardner

WASHINGTON. D. C.-Senator Kenyon of Iowa, is getting ready bill compel members of the lobby in Washington to register and declare their connections.
 Never in the history of Washington has there been so great lobby as there is
 The is that congressman getting to be little peevsh at the comparative prosperity of the third house. compared with the house of repre- sentatves.
 They hear for instance about the distinguished constitutional lawyer who drew down a fee of s34oOo for little lobby job which had nothing to do with constitutional law.
 The congressman who is worth only s7500 does like the idea of the cooling his heels outside his office getting much more year
 The budget of big industry for it's lobby in Washington last year is known to have been one million dollars
 There are nearly a of ex-members of congress who "practicing law the phrase and making more money lobbyists than they made when they were in congress.
 The war brought many people to Washington as lobbyists and they staying
 The lumber industry has large and expensive lobby here.
 The oil interests have probably the largest lobby Palmer in mind the to take charge of their activities just before he appointed attorney general.
 Incidentally Mitchell Palmer was poor man while he in the representatives-at least comparatively poor-nothng like the wealth and splendor which he enjoys began until he ceased being member of the house and became member of the -called third house. Tariff legislation added to the regular lobby here large number of transient lobbyists They here to about the cotton industry, the ton industry and an immense number of industries.
 In the good old days there certain looking after certain industries and it quite necessary to hire whole floor office building and maintain expensive experts clerks, lawyers and head lobbyists to attend to the legislation desired these industries
Arizona republican., 1921-02-09

research on any subject. Write your question plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and enclose cents in stamps for return postage. All re- plies are sent direct to the inquirer)
 a. Where arc the Jumbo peanuts grown? E. B,
 A. The Virginia bunch and Virginia runner varieties of peanuts produce the bulk of the large podded or Jumbo peanuts, and are grown most success fully in southeastern Virginia and northeastern North Carolina e. What percentage of deaths from tuberculosis is caused by tuberculosis of the lungs? F. K. w. A. Ninety per cent of all deaths from tuberculosis is due to the disease in the lungs
 a. What is the total coal unminsd in the world? D. V. H. l A. It is estimated that the total coal reserves of the world amount to 7,460. .Se5,o00.o .o00 tons. of which 542,1o3,- 100000 is anthracite.
 l O. Did Haym Solomon lend any money to this country, and if so was ] it ever paid back? T. T. E. 1 A. Haym Solomon, an American patriot. born in Poland, descended from Portuguese Hebrew stock. was associated with Robert Morris in the l financing of the American revolution. He loaned Morris s6oo,o00 of his own money, s4e00 of which had not been repaid at the time of his death. He also supplied funds to Jefferson, Mad ison, Randolph, and other patriot Headers. Within the last few years there has been an effort made to es- tablish a national university to his memory, using therefor part of the i'm terest which has accumulated on the debt which is still owed to Solomon. o. In the state of Utah, can . man have more than one wife? V- V. A The constitution Of the state of Utah prohibits polygamy.
 o. Was Julius Caesar before or after Christ, and did he make the cal endar? E. H.
 A. Julius Caesar was born about 100 years before Christ and died 4 years before Christ. He invented the calendar which was in common use until revised by Pope Gregory. The revision became effective in the United States and Great Britain in 1752.
 O. Are there any insects that are the natural enemies of bedbugs? G. H
 A The house centepede and the common little red house ant prey upor
 bedbugs to some extent, but are sell ldom of much assistance in eradicatins the pests
 o. Can a loaf of bread weigh more
 than the amount SpeCiIteo on tHs
 wrapper? M. w. R.
 A. The law governing the marking
 of the weight of bread on the outside
 wrappers refers to the minimum weight of the loaf of breadth other
 words the baker guarantees that thu
 loaf weighs at least the amount , marked on the wrapper.
 O. Who was the last of the Trou badours? R. T. H.
 This title was given to inc Gas
 con poet. Jacques Jasmin. : O. What is the oldest writing in thu world today? M. c. c.
 A Egyptian hieroglyphics of abou
 $500 B. c. are the earliest examples of writing that are still in existence. O. Of what materials are common ropes made? A. A. c. A. Sisal and hemp fiber are usuall, used in the manufacture of rope Hemp rope is of better quality. having longer fibers and being stronger, softe and more pliable. Rope made of sisa i is white, while hemp rope is ligh brown when new and darkens witt , lage
Arizona republican., 1921-02-09
pomestic pipIomaex

Mother your husband if he deserves that treatment, but treat him rough if the symptoms show that he's merely nagger. is a piece of advice that Prof Gaut of Northwestern University gives in a lecture household management Many wives and many husbands will follow Prof Gault with terest He sagey that at the bottom of of mans idosyncrasies there may be case of in digestion.
 In that situation the professor opines that it the wifes homeIy, loving duty put her kitchen apron and her cheeriest smile. tune up the old kitchen range and give the something helpful out of the cook book.
 But the ordinary mean. deviIish, nagging hus- hand should be handled quickly and thoroughly the nrofesxor asserts Smooth out the wrinkles his dsnostion with a rolling pin"
 That sounds as if the professor would get rise ont of his audience all right. But isn't there ques ion about the practical application of such rule?
 Hasn't the idea of the wisdom of corporal pun fst,nent gone out of the curriculum of home life?
 Many believe that the little daily troubles that may arise in the home may be more easily smoothed , b the practice of the give and take spirit on the parts of all concerned
 t,pt as Prof Gault says, there are times when
Arizona republican., 1921-02-09
BOOKS A BOY WOULD LIKE
By pR. FRANK CRANE Copyright, 1920. by Frank Crane)

O writing and asking if would be kind enough
  wheel and having boy of enjoyed and appeal to you for assistance for which be thankful Sincerely G. W r havere eceivedn many o would wish to have if boy of eleven t booksI over eleven aiserables The Who Laughs" "The Hunch back seatN.Ivannoes o1 NoTs nam Conan Doyle-~sherlock Holmes company" Fl
  Court < O. IrvngsTaIes of Ahambra 'The Book" TangIewood Tales Shakespeare DumasaThe crsto' "The Three Muskeeers" Halevy-"The Abbe constantin" Faakmore-Iorna Charles Reade- thu colins--The Moonstone'
  Isuskin--crown of Wild Olive aaeerIncksrreasue Q of the Bee
  ider Haggad-sNove~" Longellow-"IIiawathas Words woth-P Poems" Buiien--"cruise of the caehalot"  plenty God Ben IIur- PalgraveThe he best anthology Goidsmih-"The Vicar of Wakefield" Barrie-.The Minister Iondon-"The Call of the Wild" Tennyson-"Poems" chemstr smih-'The Wels-"Outine o
  This list infinite criticism thing will will They will him education religious supply the other serious study onlyf Which intended
Arizona republican., 1921-02-09
Wednesday, February 9, 1881

Deadwood, Dakota Feb. S--Abe Barnes, freighter, was asked to drink by James Fowler at Custer City last night and declining was shot dead by Fowler, who was taken away by vigil lantes, and his body was found this morning hanging to a. tree.
 Wilmington, Del, Feb. S-At the opening of the criminal court today Chief Justice Comegys called the grand jury's attention to the recent address of Col. Ingersoll. saying it was blas- phemous and worthy of the attention of the jury as coming under the law of blasphemy
 Legislature
 Prescott. Feb 9--The bill reducing the salary of the district attorney of Mohave county to $500 passed.
 The bill passed providing for the taking of a census in 1882.
 Bill extending the corporate limits of Tucson passed.
 Doran introduced a bill amending an act approved February ', 1877, pro- hibitinS hogs from running at large CThis hits at the editor of the Prescott AIiner)
 Phoenix has an amateur paper. Ii is called the Eagle and is published by R. T. Jackson.
 H. Slosser yesterday informed us oi the injuries done to his house six miles southwest of town by lightning. The