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Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Turks and Ducks.

Janet, four-year-old. was getting up one morning recently when she fired this question at her mother:
 Where is my old sweater, mother?"
 "Why you sent it to the little Armenians," said her mother
 'Wen why don't they send it backf Didn't the ducks kill all the Arnen- Sans?" came back Janet.
 She had heard about the Turkish outrages in the near east, but evi- gently thought the Turks were a species of barnyard fowl, which in her youthful mind easily became con- fused with the duck
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
The Reason Why.

The school teacher was giving ar object lesson on sheep to the infants class, explaining how they are washed, sheared etc. She then showed the whole class a picture of sheep and a lamb.
 Now who can tell me why it is that the sheep has a short tail and the lamb q logs one?' she asked
 Little Joy jumped up immediately. and this was her reply:
 Please, teacher, the sheep's tail was shrunk in the wash. livery Woman's.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
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 No, mean that we'll come through and they'll come after us My idea Is not to take any chances, but to sell he property, or as good as sell it, be- ment report on it to this syndicate, as
 heard they were looking out for coal lands in the West, and I just took the iberty of offering it to them for cool quarter of a million, sand gave them until tonight to accept or refuse, by wire. Pm little anxious for an answer, although if they don't take it others will. You see, the old fellow that owns it simply hasn't any idea what it's worth. He has lived in the hills until he looks like one of 'em, and a satchelful of money in real bills | will simply dazzle him. A check wouldn't serve the purpose; he'd be suspicious of it, and he'd come down to investigate. and some one would be sure to crimp our deal"
 And suppose I don't like the look of the mine when I see it?''
 'Then you bring your money back down with you and put it into farm lands. or anything else that takes your fancy. After you look 1t over, if | you don't want to go in on it, MT. Har- ris, perhaps Rifles and I can raise enough ourselves to swing the deal, but you see we thought of you from the first. and we will stay with our original plan until you have chance to decide one way or another"
 "Well, that sounds fair" said Allan, and his father nodded. But we ] haven't sold the farm, and until we do I guess there isn't much money in sight"
 1 "Bradshaw'll sell the farm quick enough if 1 send him word" his fla ther assured him. "He may not get it all in money, but he'll get a good part of 1t, and he has ways O raisin' the l balance so longs the security is good. | I've half mind t wire him t close | CT out"
 l At this moment there came a knock i on the door, and boy presented a 1 telegram for Gardiner. He opened ! it, read it, and emitted whoop 1 like a wild Indian. "They're coming ! through" he shouted, looming drought How does half of two hun ! dred and fifty thousand dollars look 1 to you, MT. Harris?"
 Harris reached out eagerly for the telegram while Allan, his arm thrown over his fathers shoulder, read it in ! boysh excitement:
 "If investigation confirms govern ment reports we will pay two hundred fifty thousand Our representative leaves at once for personal interview"
 The name at the end of the tele- gram was unknown to either Harris or his son, but Gardiner assured them lt was one to conjure with in the financial world. Riles' excitement was scarcely less than Allan's. Gardiner ehoked flood of questions on his 1 lips with a quick imperative glance. | Even Riles did not know that the | telegram had been written a few doors down the street by a stoutish man in pepper-and-salt suit.
 ''Ill take a chance" said Harris, at last. "I'll take d chance" | Chance nothingw interjected Gar diner, with momentary abruptness.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Wedding Rinn Einner.

Whatever the fashion may be about wedding rings, the Episcopal Book of Common Prayer says: "The priest, taking the ring, shall deliver it to the man to put on the fourth finger of the womans left hand"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Its Effect.

No wonder Elsie never puts rp her hair in papers or patent arrangements. Her husband Is such a passionate man."
 What has that to do with it?"
 Why, his language when he gets excited is enough to make any ones hair curl"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
REALISTIC.

He-I had a realistic dream last night.
 She-lndeed What was it?
 "Oh, l dreamed I proposed tc you and you turned me over to your fa- ther."
 Yes, yes; and what did father say?"
 "Oh. 1 don't know. I only know l woke up and found myself on the floor."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Health and Wealth.

Doctor Pillers seems to be a fash ionable physician"
 T should say so! He has patients at some of the most expensive health resorts in America and a waiting-list of people whose health will give way as soon as they get money enough to consult him."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
cuticura for Pimply Faces.

To remove pimples and blackheads smear them with Cuticura Ointment. Y ash off in five minutes with Cuti- cura Soap and hot water. Once clear keep your skin clear by using them for daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to ta- clude Cuticura Talcum.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24

naQ IGHI Q9cl0ES DuL none of them did me any good. They all said Would have to have an operation.
 A druegists 8 wife toldme D take Lydia D. Pinkham' Vege- table Compound and l took 22 bottles, never missing q dose
 and at the eudof that
 time Twas perfectly well have never
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Beatinu Around the Bush,

My latest customer was a diplo- matic man." said the prosperous boot iegger.
 Tn what particular?" asked the ge- niaI prohibition officer.
 He opened negotiations by asking me if l had anything in stock that would create a little interest in 8 mince pie.'
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Teamwork.

Was English society really shocked by Lady Quickhash's book? ?"
 "l don't think so, replied Miss Cay enne. My impression is that her friends professed great indignation in order to help along the publicity"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Aristocracy of the Cuisine.

What is your cooks first name?"
 "I don't know" replied Miss Cross lots. Anyway, it doesn't make any Inference. We wouldn't think of be- ing so familiar as to call her by her 9rst nau
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
tTo BE CONTINUED
Paner From Bark

Government scientists in India have succeeded in making paper from three new materials-leaves of a West Aus tralian plant. timber from East Afri- ca, and bark of tree found In Rho. daeia
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Balances Itself

But I must have my salary raised Don't you realize that all actress, clothes cost more and more?"
 Well, but don't you wear less and less of them ?"-Film Fun.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
A Mist ake.

"Our pretty neighbor must be very much in love with her husband. I heard her the other day say she was going to do her best to make her Bn- ly's life happy" ,
 "Billy's not her husband; he's her poodle"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Needinu Care,

Mr. Wander-I expect in the course of my travels to visit the Antipodes.
 Mrs. Comeup-I do hope you will be very careful.-They say they're such a savage tribe.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
The Fatal Metanhor.

The young man was telling his sweetheart how he had been attracted to her.
 You were lovely flower and 1 was bee" he explained to her. q was mouse and you were q piece of cheese"
 And then wondered why she rose and left the room.-American Legion Weekly
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
The May of 1t

"Well, I've got to go today and face the music"
 Why, are you in trouble?" Not enough to notice, but conduct a band"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24

Accept "California" Syrup of Figs only-looll for the name California on the package, then you are sure your child is having the best and most harm less physic for the little stomach, liver and bowels. Children love it's fruity Aaste. Full directions on each bottle. You must say California. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Preferred Creditors,

Want to be d musician, do you? Then l advise you to take up either the bagpipe or the violin"
 Why so, father?"
 Because, when there's any paying to be done, 1 notice it's the piper and the fiddler who are prelerred credit ors."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
AFTER THE cIRcus

Little May (to younger brother): And the baby's neck grew and grew till it was-was three feet long
 Mother: May, you must not say things that are not true! What baby are you talking about?
 Little May: The giraffe's baby, mother.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24

Success is sometimes in knowing when to quit. Spectators should know this.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
MRS. HAYDOCK SAVED FROM
 AN OPERATION
Followed Advice of Her Drugaisss Wife and Took
 Lydza z. Pinkham's
 Veeesa7le Compound

Chicar5. Ia.-sI was in bed with 8 female trouble and inflammation and
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24

The world is given as q prize for the man in eanest.-F. W. Rolsert- son.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24

Immediately after a "Danderne" massage, your hair takes on new life, lustre and wondrous beauty, appear Ing twice as heavy and plentiful be cause each hair seems to fluff and thickeQ. Don't let your hair stay life less, colorless, plain or scraggly. You, too want lots of long, strong, beauti- full hair
 A 35-cent bottle of delightful "Danderine" freshens your scalp checks dandruff and falling hair. This stimulating ''beauty-tonic" gives To thin dull, fading hair that youthful brightness and abundant thickness All druggists l-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24

An athlete trains for every raee. A man is as strong as his blood and as old as his arteries. Make your blood redder, your health better by taking that old fash toned blood tonic-sold fifty years ago and still good as gold"- namely, Dr. Pierce's Golden Med ical Discovery. This tonic and blood purifier is made up of Blood Loot, Oregon Grape root, Queens root, Stone root, Cherry Bark, without alcohol, in liquid or tablet form. It puts vim, vigor, vitality into your blood and arteries. Try it now. Sold by all druggists, or send 10 cents to Dr. Pierce 5 IpvaIids' Hotel in Buffalo, N. '. ;, fol a trial package of Golden Medical Discovery tablets, and write for free confidential medical advice.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24

A washout on railway line is one thing: It is quite another on a clothes Ine.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24
Assumptions.

The man of egotistic turn
 Would not annoy us so If he would only try to learn What he pretends to know.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-24

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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24
THURSDAY
o q o o o c o o o x

Another en1oyaDle time was had
when members of the Man Mound
Birthday club put on the worst looking
things they could find and gathered at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. H. H. Porter
Monday evening for hardtime party.
There were quaint and unique cos
tunes. The evening was spent with
games and music which were enjoyed
by old and young. At midnight New
England supper was served. The
guests departed in the wee small hours
of the morning wishing Mrs. Porter
many happy returns of the day.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. Seaborn have re-
turned from Harvard, ILL.,, where they
attended the funeral Of a nephew. Roy
Vanette Herrick, son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
r, L. Herrick. Deceased was IL years
of age and the oldest Of three children
Death was caused by pneumonia and a
complication of diseases. Besides MS
parents, a brother, Robert, and SIS
ter, Janette, are left to mourn their
loss. Father of the deceased was
resident Of Baraboo in his youth hav-
ing left here some time ago. Mr.. Her
rick has also been train dispatcher at
Harvard.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24
x o o O o Q Q Q Q 0 <
O FRIDAY G
X o o o 0 o Q o o 0 X

A few ladies were entertained at the
Baraboo hospital yesterday afternoon
for Miss Moore who leaves soon to OBJ
tain a much needed rest in sanitar-
ium Mss Smith will continue the in
stitution for the present.
Mrs. George Douglas of North Free
dom is in the city getting acqua' nted
with her new granddaughter at the
Harry Mather home.
Drs. P. L. Miller, w. w. Wareham
and T.. ]. Steuber went to Madison to-
day to attend the funeral of W. c.
Wolcott, who was the secretary of the
Wisconsin State Medical Veterinary
association.
Mrs. N. r. Lockwood of Dane re-
turned to her home today after short
visit in the city Mrs. Richardson, who
was with Mrs. Lockwood also returned
to her home at Dane.
About 80 ladies Of the w. r. G. car
rying a basket lunch, surprised Mrs
w. D. Blachly Thursday afternoon
at her home on Third street. The af-'
fair was in honor of the hostess
birthday and was very pleasant one
much enjoyed by those present
Mrs. James Karnes, 100 First St.
will spend fortnight in Chicago. Dur
ing the winter Mr. and Mrs. Karnes
have been occupying the home of Mrs
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24
REEOSBURG WOODEN
Mill WORKS AGAIN

The Appleton WooleI Mills in
Reedsburg have resumed operations
again, about fifty per cen- of force
reporting for work. While tie pros
poets for future business are not as
fay orable as they might be still the
management is hopeful that the mills
will soon be operating on full ca
pacity schedule, and work will be re-
sumed on this basis just as soon as
conditions warrant.
The mills have been closed down
practically since the first IF August
For = time work was continued On
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24
x Q O o o Q o & o o. y
q SATURDAY O
0 @ o O O O Q o o X

~ " ~ ~ ~ ~ -
The moving picture man missed a
rich film this morning in the very
heart of Baraboo. Glen D. Hill brought
a steer to the Werlich market and in
unloading the animal it escaped The
steer made dash down the alley to-
ward the postoffice and was espied by
a man who evidently thought another
mad bull was on a rampage. The man,
name unknown, made double quick
tine toward the revolving doors at the
oostoffice and swish they went, the
man landing on the inside of the build
my. In the meantime the owner and
others were after the animal with a
rope and soon "snubbed" him. When
the animal was once more at the end
If a rope that was the end ofthe ex-
element.
About a hundred couples attended
the ST. Patrick's day dance given by
he Baraboo post of the American
,egion Thursday evening. The car
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24

proved to be a splendid tonic and
nervine. Later In life when back
aches and bladder weakness devel-
oned, | found that DR.. Pierce's An
uric Tablets gave just the relief de
sired and since started to take the
Anuric / have had no trouble with
my kidneys whatever. MRS. FL
DELLA MISSMAN, 319 Eighth Ave.
All druggists sell DR.. Pierce's med
icines
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24

ua1In~ Walsh but will soon move to
another location as Mrs. Walsh will
arrive f. ON Florida in a short tine.
ST. Patrick's day this year brought
a surprise to FIR. e. c. O'Reilly of St.
Joseph's church in the form of a new
Ford coupe Members of the congre-
cation are the cause Of the present
which was given to FIR. O'Reilly yes
terday at the Ford garage.
A few more Rave been added to the
payroll at the CHI cago & Northwestern
shops. Early last winter a large num-
Der of cars was stored on the track ex-
tending to tie Cahoon mine and many
OF these have been taken back on the
main track for service. Although the
bulk OF the freight at the present time
is coal yet the two items above are
good omen of better days ahead.
The Ladies AID of the Congregat-
ional church met Thursday afternoon
at the church parlors and business
session followed The ladies in charge
Mrs. H. G. Mertzke, president of the
organization, are preparing for ba-
zaar which is to be given in the future.
Regret was also expressed by ladies
at the meeting Of losing Miss Laura
McCulloch as a member. Miss McCul-
loch leaves soon for Viroqua.
Miss Ella Field of Hillsboro is spend
ing a few days in Baraboo at the
home of Rev and Mrs. M. J. Cameron.
The Young lady stopped in the city on
her homeward journey after a three
months sojourn in Washington; D. c..
While in the national capital Miss
Field attended the inaugural cere-
monies and states she was very much
impressed with the services, which
were very simple.
TIE Ladies A'd Of the South Side
M E. church was entertained We'd
neGday afternoon at the home of Mrs.
NJ Johnson. Eleven members and
four visitors were present. After the
business meeting several readings
were given Those present also en-
loved piano solo by Mrs. G. Lusby
Refreshments were served by the
hostess assisted by Mrs. A. LeSuer,
The next meeting will be held in two
weeks at The home OF Mrs. Wood on
Walnut street
Members ofathe O. E. S. held a bas-
kct supper Thursday evening in the
Masonic hall. Everyone reported with
well-fiMed luncheon carriers and a
picnic supper YVES enjoyed. Initiation
and a business session followed the
luncheon. The affair was held in hon
or of Mr. and~M Mrs. Henry Parrish as
a farewell party.
Mrs. L. H. Palmer of Baraboo writes
from Louisville, Kentucky, as follows:
l am enjoying the lovely southern
sunshine. The BIRDS are singing, the
lawns are beautiful in their spring
greenery and early flowers. This part
Ofthe city is of recent development
50 all the homes are fine. My sister
and husband have taken me out every
day to explore the surrounding coun-
try. There is nothing doing on the
farm yet as the soil is too wet.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer.} on Genuine

Warning! Unless you see the name
"Bayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scriber by physicians for twenty one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
packages for Colds, Headache, Neural
ga, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin box
es of twelve Bayer Tablets of Aspirin
cost few cents. Druggists also sell
larger packages, Aspirin is the trade
mark of Bayer Manufacture of Mono
aceticacidester of SaHcylicacid.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24

NOTlI0 IRE
scription
w a S of
great ben
eft to me.
/ took it
w henever
r u ndown,
w e a K or
nervo u s
a n d 1t
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24

other nature lovers OF tie Second
City wondered if the birds were lost
Many gulls stay about Milwaukee and
often fly to the lakes at Madison
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24

GULLS FLY OVER REEDSBURG
AND NATURE LOVERS WONDER
A flock of gulls flew over Reeds
burg and c. H Dinsmore as well as
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24
WEAK AND NERVOUS

Eau Claire, Wis.--"During my,
young motherhood Dr. Pierce's Fa-
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24

schedule
tons suspended almost entirely lines.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-03-24
Legal Notice

First Publication Feb. II 1921
STATE OF WISCONSIN SAUK
County Circuit Court
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1921-09-16
THE KEY THAT UNLocKs THE Door
TO LONG LIVING.

The men OF eighty five and ninety
years OF age are not the rotund, we'll
fed, but thin, spare men. who live on
slender diet. Be as careful as he
Will, however, man past middle age
will occasionally eat TOO much or Of
some article OF food not suited to his
constitution. causing Indigestion or
constipation and will need dose OF
Chamberlain's Tablets to move his
bowels and invigorate his stomach.
When this is done, there Is 20 reason
why the average man should not live
to ripe old age. adv Sep
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1921-09-16
TEACHERS SPECIAL EXAMINATION

! Notice is hereby given that a
special examination for all teachers
applying for state certificates by en-
dorsement, will be given Saturday,
September "a, beginning at nine
O'Clock A. M at the Court House 10
Occur d'Alene, Idaho.
Subjects fer examination are Idaho
Civics and School Law, Manual and
Course of Study for common schools.
and High School Manual
Dated at CGur d'Alene, Idaho. this
3lst day OF August, 1921.
R c Egbers.
County Sup't Public Instruction,
Kootenai County, Idaho.
Pub. Sept. 9, Is. %.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1921-09-16

young wife, his first and only love /
George! Oh! OH Quickly" He
scrambled into his clothes. Not a
second must be lost. He must save
her.
George! Ceorgel! George!li" At
last he is on his way down, three
steps at time, to arrive, breathless,
In the dining room. "Oh! Oh
George. you are too latel Too late !"
TOO late!" gasped George.
Yes, the baby had his toe In his
mouth. and he looked SO funnyl /
did want you to see himl Why didn't
you come when / called?"
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1921-09-16
Notice OF Hearing Petition For Change
In School District Boundaries

Notice is hereby given that aApeti-
tlon has been fled in my sotliee pray.
Ing for change Ia school district
boundaries affecting school districts
No. AZ and Mott, Kooteuai County
Idaho. Said petition asks that. The
South half OF Sections 81 and %, and
all Of Section %, inTownship No. "a
North, Range 3 w. B M be cut Of
from said school district No. Al and
annexed to said school district No. "a,
That said petition Will come up for
hearing before the Board OF Counts
Commissioners Of Kootenai County
Idaho, on Tuesday. the lIth day n
October, 1921, at the hour of twn
O'Clock. P. M.
Dated at CGur d'Alene, Idaho. This
18th day OF August 1921.
R. c. EGBERS,
(SEAL) County Sup't. Public To.
struction, Kootenai Couu-
ty. Ida
4tPub Aug 26, Sept 1916.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1921-09-16

ers' Bulletin 1168, Varieties of Win
ter Wheat. Adapted to the Eastern
United States, which charts localities
In which various types Of wheat can
lie grown to advantage, and lists the
varieties adapted to each particular
locality.
The bulletin suggests that there Is
large local demand In New England
for wheat as poultry or stock feed.
aud 1t should not be difficult for sever
al farmers in almost every neighbor-
hood to sell all the wheat they can
raise at good price to their neigh
bors. Winter wheat will doubtless
produce better average yields, where
It can be grown, than spring wheat
II proper cultural methods and suit
able varieties are used.
Improve Wheat Yield.
Wheat can be improved in yield and
In other desirable characteristics by
the selection Of good heads or good
plants from the general field and grow
Ing the seed from each individual head
or plant In separate rows. Continued
selection Will result In constantly i'm
proved seed. Another method of puri-
flying variety and Increasing the
yield Is what may be called mass So
lection. This consists simply in pick
ing out good heads from the field at
large. sowing the selected seed in a
small area, and reselecting it the next
harvest tine. The bulletin may be
had on application.