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The Washington herald., 1921-04-20
HARDING LAUDS
FRATERNALISM
IN TALK TO X. p
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE.

"Fraternalism pays. Let us Offer
ourselves for the good faith OF the
United States of America"
Delayed three minutes by a lum-
bering truck and a slow moving
passenger automobile, President
Harding, for the first time. left
this city yesterday morning at s:33
o'clock. to attend the ceremonies
attending the unwilling of a statue
to Simon Bolivar, the South Ameri-
can liberator.
-Brother Harding, U. 3. President
Previous to the arrival OF Presi-
dent Harding. a class OF eighty-four
candidates was initiated into the
Pythian order. This, according to
officials of the order, was the largest
class ever initiated in washington
John B. Dickman, supreme repre-
sentative. served as master OF cere.
monies.
During his brief Introductory re-
marks Dickman referred to Presi.
dent Harding as Brother Harding
President OF the United States.' The
nations chief executive is a member
Of Candy Lodge. No. 81. of Marion
Ohio.
Many Noted Speakers.
Other speakers on the program
with President Harding were:
Tom Connally. deputy supreme
chancellor, "Pythianism. Its Growth
and Glory" Fred B. Wheaton. su-
preme keeper OF records and seal
The Genesis OF Knighthood;" Ed
gar c. Snyder. The Founding OF
Pythianism:" William F. Broening
supreme representative. "Pythian
Friendship" Col John Temple
Graves. "Fraternalism:" Mai. Ed
ward Dunn, past supreme chancel-
lor, The Olden Time" Oden B
Gray, grand chancellor, Present.
day Pythianism in the District OF
Columbia" Albert Kahlert. supreme
representative, The Supreme Need
of the Order-A National Pythiar
Temple in Washington" Perry p
Patrick. past grand chancellor, ''Th,
Immortal Thirteen" John N. Kline
past supreme representative, "Remi-
niscences:" William A. Kimmel. pas,
grand chancellor, Our Future; :
Benjamin F. Shaffer. past grand
chancellor OF Maryland, will Da,
mon Return
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20
Man Attacked by Three
Who Steal His Auto

While waiting for a party at a
dance hall south of the Highway
Bridge yesterday morning at 8
o'clock. Eugene Arnold. colored.
i725 Tenth street. northwest. was
attacked by three colored men who
after beating him stole his automo-
bile.
Landon TomliA 1926 Fifteenth
street northwest, said thieves en-
tered his garage at 1475 Church
street northwest yesterday after
noon and stole his automobile.
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20

republican institutions has been to-
ward establishment of those means
of conciliation, arbitration, and ju-
dicial determination by which the
menace Of war Is lessened.
No American State succumbed to
the temptation of that militaristic
system which laid ever-increasing e
burdens upon nations elsewhere, and
which at last brought them to the
crisis in the great war.
In the last half century our Amer
lean commonwealth have not only
been able to hold themselves aloof
from competitions in armament, but
they have built up a system OF in
ternationai arbitration and adjudi-
cation which has constantly les
sened the danger of armed conflict.
Cast Aside Armament.
There Is too little realization of the
progress that has been made toward
judicial and arbitrary settlements
by the American nations. It pre-
sents an example well worthy OF
earnest consideration and affords us
an assurance which will justify our
purpose to invite the present -cay
civilization to cast aside the stag.
gering burden of armament
The doctrine proclaimed under
Monroe, which ever since has beer
jealusly guarded. as a fundamental
of our own republic. maintains thai
these continents should not agar
be regarded as fields for the colonial
enterprises Of old world powers.
stand ny Monroe Doctrine.
Some have sought to make, ad.
hesion to this doctrine a justifica,
tion for prejudice against the United
States. They have falsely charged
that we sought to hold the nation,
Of the old world at arms length. in
order that we might monopolize tn,
privilege of exploitation for our:
selves. Others have protested thai
the doctrine would never be en-.
forced il to enforce IL should in.
volve us in actual hostilitiess
The history of the generation
since that doctrine was proclaimed
has proved that We never intended
1t selfishly; that we had no dream
of exploitation.
On the other side. the history oi
the last decade certainly must hav,
convinced all the world that W,
stand willing to fight. IL necessary
to protect these continents, thes,
sturdy young democracies from op
preston.
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20
COn,ntends Oyster
For Gun-TOter Fioht

Commentator for his active
work in the punishment of gun
toters in the District will reach
Commissioner Oyster today in the
form of a letter sent from mem
bers of the Kalorama Citizens As
ISOLATION.
Endorsement of an institution for
feeble-minded children to be situ-
ated near the District, was also
passed by the association. A. Coul-
ter Wells presided.
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20
Report ITALY Flooded
With German CiUiliayls

ROME, April is,-Americans COM
ing TO Rome are surprised AZ the
great numbers Of Germans here
Some are in Italy for commercial
purposes while others are here for
pleasure. but all are seeking 70
bring about the resumption OF
pleasant relations between Germany
and Italy.
u 10 declared that the Tentons
In Rome will hold a meeting to dis
cuss the possibilities Of an Italian
alliance.
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20
Charge Cotton Planter
With Murder of Brother

DALLAS. Tex April 1s.-John
oliver. wealthy cotton planter, was
held for the grand jury in heavy
bonds following the death Of his
brother. Dick oliver. planter. south
Of this city. Monday. oliver. IL 10
said. admitted shooting his brother.
Family trouble caused the shoot.
ing. according TO the police =
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JAIL DELIVERY
TRIAL IS COSTLY
Youth Who Carried Hack
Saws and Files Is
fenced.
THE BERALD BUREAU,
A. 3. Doniphap,
T1T Eiu~ gtr.nf

Izd hlnE street.
ALEXANDRIA. Va. April IS
Harry Fuller. Is years old. giving
his address as Baltimore. who was
arrested here last Friday when he
appeared at the city Jail TO see a
prisoner held for burglary. carrying
hack-saw and files. was arraigned
before Justice w. s. Snow in police
court today. and an additio nal
charge OF endeavoring to escape
from the police station was Iod ged
against him.
He was fined $500 and sentenced to
twelve months for his alleged effort
in endeavoring to cause a Jail de-
livery. and was given three months
for attempting to escape from po-
lice headquarters. This means,
therefore. that he will serve about
two years on the State road force
in default of the payment of the
fine.
Two citizens were hailed into po-
| lice court today for falling to COM
ply with the law giving the fire
| department right of way in re-
spending to an alarm. A fine OF SIS
was imposed in the case of one,
and the second case was held over.
Fire Chief Ogden and w. H. Wood
| appeared as complainants.
The marriage Of Miss Ethel Maj
Dix. daughter of Mrs. jamie Dix. and
oliver s. Stone took rlace last night
| II
Y. REGISTER. D. D.. pastor. officiat-
ing. Mr.. and Mrs. Stone left for a
wedding trip through Nthe South
They will reside at 600 South Fair
fax street.
Nathaniel Jordan. colored, who
escaped from occoquan Sunday. was
apprehendsd early this morning by
Policemen Carlton Padgett. Now.
land. Cline and Lunsford. He was
fired at him.
A dance will be gwen tomorrow
Grams of Foreign Wars. in the audi
torium OF the Elks' Home.
~ iuH"aBe sd'e u raise luHus Ioi
the Near East Relief will be held
April %. All persons having dis
carded articles they desire to bt
given for this cause are requested
to phone 604 W.
mass meeting will be held to-
morrow night at s o'clock at the
Chamber of Commerce under the
auspices of the American Legion
Those expected to make addresses
are Alien Property Custodian Thorn
as w Miller. Mai. Robert Barton
| Winchester, Va, State commander
Of the American Legion, and II. II
Raegge. secretary of the legion ma
tional legislative committee.
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20
Harris Takes Over Task.

Albert Harris. newly appointed
District municipal architect. who
succeeds Snowden Ashford, resigned.
yesterday entered upon his duties.
Engineer Commissioner Kutz intro
duced the new architect to Commits
sioners Oyster and Rudolph.
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20

the fear Of ~Anericsn inperi2lisn-
among the South AmerIcan repub-
lies. holding up Doninicsn Republic
AZ an example o. what may happen
70 any Latin-American republic
which dispieases the United states.
fospyrirht, is1l.,
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20

A rummage sale to raise funds for
the Near East Relief will be held
April %. All persons having dis
carded articles they desire to be
given for this cause are requested
to phone 604 W.
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20

HOUSE.
Met Mt II m. and adjourned at
I2s4O p. m. until noon today.
Representative Fess, Of Ohio, de-
Iivered n set speech on taxation.
Immigration restricting bill re-
ported.
Bills Introduced.
Flood, acknowledgements in
formation I'm connection with Donal
O'CaIIaghan from the Secretary OF
state.
Curry, CaIifornIa-To create n de-
partment of aeronauties.
JenerIs, Nebraskn-TO establish n
United states mint mt Omaha.
Raker, CaIif0rnia-Author q
survey for proposed construction Of
Highways I'm California, Oregon and
Washington.
Fe.s, OhIo-To provide for a COM
mission to inquire into the Federal
taxation system.
London, New York-Proyiding for
the recommendation of amnesty and
pardon or political prisoners In the
United States.
Hustled, New York-Authorising
suits aEainst the United States In
admiralty.
.Tinkham, Massachusetts To
amend an act fixing the salaries OF
school teachers. officers and en-
pIoyes I'm the District of Columbia,
ZihIman, Maryland-To promote
the public health by providing for
one day of rest I'm seven for en-
pioyes I'm certain employments; also
to create q trafic court I'm and for
the Distric Of Columbia.
Ansorge. New -Jersey-To create
n commission 20 embrace represent
tatives OF the white and colored
races to inyestigate the subject OF
lynching. with view to enacting leg
isiatien to prevent lynching.
Raker. Caiifornia-To authorize
entry Of the public lands by school
districts for schoolhouse site and
groundi also to authorize the set
ting aside of certain public lands to
be used as national sanitariums by
fraternal or benevolent oreasixa-
hensi also to apply the reclamation
law 10 irrigation districts, also au-
thorising all Califsrnia Indian tribes
or bands TO submit claim. tn Court
Of Ciairnsg also a bill. to eneourare
the exclamation of certain arid
lands In California and Idaho, aI.o
Dill TO provide for library In
formation service I'm the Bureau os
EeucntienI also n biii to provide
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20

Commence today to lower this big item in
your living expenses-order at once from
yourdealer-he can realize legitimate pro-
fit; Wholesale prices below and you can
sdue money and at the same time have
unusually appetizing meals.
The Washington herald., 1921-04-20

A dance will be gwen tomorrow
night by Russell Mitchell Post, Vet
Grams Of Foreign Wars. in the audi
torium of the Elks' Home.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01

I'm so-called hot jobs in indus
trial plants where high tempera-
lures are essential" says Surgeon
General Cumming of the United
States public health service. the
heat can be greatly diminished bv
water acketing boilers. insulating
blast furnaces, with double walls of
fire brick and kindred devices.
Where the actual temperature in
the plant cannot be much reduced
great relief can be given by big
electric fans. Radiant heat. which
hurts the eyes. can be largely OBJ
Waited by screens of wire mesh or
OF loosely hanging chains, through
which the workmen can pass when
they must approach the furnaces.
Goggles, wire mesh face masks. as
oestos aprons, cork or asbestos
soled shoes all help considerably
fiasily accessible drinking water
never colder than SIS F., is abso-
Mtely essential to health"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01
FOR SALE

5,OOo-Five-room brick, modern. Rlasssd-
In porch. West Silver avenue.
$6000-Five-room white stucco bunga-
low, modern, hardwood floors, furnace,
fireplace. garage, fine location, cor
ner lot, Fourth ward.
A,0O0-Five-room brick modern, large
porches, corner lot, North Eleventh
street.
S,9o0--Four-roo modern single bun
galow. glassed porch. good cellar. gar
age, other outbuildinEs. large lot, fine
shade, North Second street
Also other good business anu residence
properties.
A. FLEISCHER
REAL ESTATE, FIRE AND AUTOMO-
BILE INSURANCE, LOANS,
Phone STA Ill Saath Fourth.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01
PRISONER ADMITS HE'S
OFFICER IN RED ARMY
(By The Associated Press,

El Paso, Texas, Feb. 27.-Gust
Skaley, a prisoner in the city Jail
serving a short sentence for va
grancy. today admitted he is an
officer of the Red army in Rus
STA, detailed for propaganda work
in the United States. This CON
fesslon followed the discovery by
the police of Skaley's army COM
mission, which carried his photo
graph and the signature of Leon
Trotsky, war minister of soviet
Russia. Skaley has been in the
United States for IS months and
carried a membership card in the
l. W. W. He will be turned over
to the federal authorities.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01
FOR SALE-Eurniture

FOR SALE--A very large amount Of
good second hand furniture; everything
used in home; priced low. 325 south
First.
FOR SALE-Terms If desired: Beds,
springs and mattresses, sanitary couch,
dressers, library tables, rocking chairs,
PICTURES Singer sewing machine, sew
ing table, Edison phonograph porch
swing, dining table and chairs, buffet,
china cabinet wardrobe trunk, kitchen
cabinet, kitchen table, refrlgerators. coal
range, ffty-gallon range reservoir, gas
oline range, coal heater, oil heater
small base burner, washing machine.
some dishes, cooking utensils. clothes
basket, garden hose, carpet sweeper.
kitchen scales, large incubator and
many other articles. Call after a. M,
sol North First street,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01
Skating Contest Ends.

Philadelphia, Pa, Feb. 27.-Mrs.
Theresa Weld Blanchard and N. q
Niles of Boston, today won the pair
SKATING Waiting and ten step
titles, closing events of the inter-
national figure skating champion
ships of America,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01
SOLD TEN HOMES

That were PRICED RIGHT. We
can conscientiously push sales of
that kind. If you want to SELL
or BUY home that is PRICED
RIGHT. see or call
j. A. HAMMOND,
Phone 1522-R. o24 Il. Silver.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01
something Won ShouId Know.

An agreeable movement of the
Bowels without any unpleasant eff
Iect IS produced by Chamberlain's
Ianiets. They should be taken inn
medistelY after snppar.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01

FOR SALE-Or will trade for Albuquer-
que city property, 160-acre irrigated
ranch in Apache county, Arizona, three
quarters of a mile of s.. Johns, also nice
business house in center of city and res
licences and lots. ]. r. Armijo, S21 South
Second.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01
TYPEWRITERS
MATTRESS RENOVAT'L;INC

d" hEsS renovating our specially;
9kl2 rugs cleaned So. Phone 27t.
Erwin Bedding Company.
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FOR SALE--I.ivestock
Income Tax Returns
$4,000
Male.

INCOME TAX - Financial statements,
Auditing and accounting.
WILLIAMS & FANG. Public Accountants,
Room s. Melini Bldg, phone 70l-w
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WANTED---Salesmen

SELL direct to business men, exclusive
territory, l.. E. Callan Box SAP, Clovis,
N. NJ.
WE HAVE an attractive side line con-
sisting of a few numbers in mems
KHAKI pants. riding pants, and boys
scout pants. We specialize on these. and
they are hlsh-class repeaters when
placed right. Liberal commission and
exclusive territory to producers Marcus
Loeb IL Co.. Inc. Atlanta Ga
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01
$500 Cash and$50 Monthly

Including interest, will buy five
room bungalow with garage. fruit,
large lot.
ACKERSON BROTHERS.
120 S. Fourth. :. Phone Ala.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-01
DRESSMAKING

DRESS and shirt making. 507 South Sec
ond, phone 14S0-J.
LET ME make your childrens clothes
prices reasonable. Phone OSCAR.
PLEATlNG, accordion, side and box
mail orders. y. Crane, 2l5 North
Seventh; Crane Apartments. Phone 3li.
HEMSTlTCHlNG and all kinds Of
pleating and braiding done at the
Williams Millinery, corner Broadway and
Gold, phone 107s-W, p
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FOR SALE--Miscellaneous

~~-~~-~-~-~-~~~~~r~r- ~-~-,~~-~-o-~~~~~~-~-~
TRY BODDY's MILK. Best in town.
FOR SALE-Bicycle. Duke city Garage
215 North Third.
FOR SALE-Hens, pulre;L. rabbits anu
baby cart 4l9 East Iron. --
FOR Observation-Disclosures electric coffee
mill, $S5. 1l6 West Gold.
/ FOR SNLE-Reed baby carriage. Phone
1921, or call 4l9 West Coal
ron SIT --6iyfcre1i Kinds ~ eTIiIIzeT:
also do plowing. Phone 1996-W
dis1,os. In,,, r,ico ~. rast Msrorette
i7775 : 77,;---7 7,7,-I,71,
&o.o ,rh, twnbargo foo vest GmI6
80, - : i-;,e--,,-,2e, =, - -
on ,i,or,, ,oa W. st,,or
IulIe ~ " ooo > l1@--e- ,, - -g1e -;
FOX SALE--New pofcn SWINGS SWING anu
De.-e-iea. &c tt.r''- a. - " 90 -;
FOR sALE-GoVernmeht tent, l2N5z
feet, complete. $50. 80 South FlIst.
FOR SALE-Screw- cutting lathe Vest
ern Novelty and Repair shop III
Nofth Ihlfd.
DOANE'S MILK, five per cent butter
fat, tuberculn tested. 1901 North
First, phone 1891.
BRAZILLA
AT the Palace Fountain. Johnny Rueb
pushing the button.
| FOR S1LE-si0Tage for cars, s. a
month always open. Mcintosh Auto
Co., Opposite Masonic Temple.
ron sIT-E-Pro1s and nosIs nv carIoad
If Interested write or phone me at
fatigue, N. NJ. W. D. Dow.
F0B S1T-Fy-17oa7 TadIes7 0T 10Issqs7 size
3S. excellent condition: price reason
able. Inquire 615 East Silver
For sAT-IS--TjaDd nrTnting nTess with
tyne and cases. also grocer,s vapeta-
HE disnIav rack AID West Gold
- :; - =, =,
Ton dosks and tvnoyritsr tables rho
rxcbanpc 1So wcst cola nbono ri
-,
POh oALE-ENer bearing rasppeEIles'
SleIueu me at rate oi So,VVo per acre
; -; !, . :.
oMA NE Dairy fFouoGtS.
butter ana bulteF MIX.
S"tId6e Cneese ana SKIN MILK
tnoLe I2Io- M.
SOFT sPoIS-Heel ana areh cushions
prevent Iaireh inslep' cures al Ioot
C,ouoiss' -. noIuas r. he4ehef' LeatHer
~. 4Vo West GellldI
ASBESTOS ROOF PAINT
GOOD for all kinds OF roofs. 81 per gal
/ lon. The Manzano Co., ITO South
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WESTBOUND-Daily.
ram Arrive. Depart.
No. THE Scout. 1880 pm $3.50 pm
No. S-Calif. Limited. 1910 am i1;le am
NO. Fargo Fast. II 10 am II AS arm
No. S-The Navajo. 1900 am 1880 am
NO. ls-S. f. Limited. 1:4O am 1855 am
SOUTHBOUND.
NO. Eel Paso EXP. 1910 pm
No. BEL Paso EXP. ll:3S am
EASTBOUND.
No. 2-The Navajo. 1850 pm $40 pm
No. 4-Calif. Limited 5 200 pm $3.50 pm
No. SIS. f. Eight. 7!l5 pm $500 pm
No. 10--rhe Scout. 1920 am 1850 am
No. 2O--Chicago Lin. 10 as pm 1885 pun
FROM SOUTH. T
No. 2S-From Ell Paso. 6:35 pm
No. S0-From Ell Paso. 1900 am
No. 80 connects at Belen with No. %
for Clovis, Pecos Valley. Kansas City ana
Gulf Coast II
No. % connects at Belen with No. 81
from Clovis and points east and south
k clovis
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PHRENOLOGIST
l.IENnM IHNGEI E,1
MONEY TO LOAN

CONFIDENTIAL LOANS on jewelry,
diamonds. Liberty Bonds. pianos, auto
mobiles, etc. Low rates. Henry r.
Rothman, III South First. Bonded to
the stata Of New MaxiNa
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= = :
LOST

LOST-Blue mare, four years old brand
T. A. T.; finder return to Lorenzo
Salazar Paiarito, $40 reward
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WANTED--ffo,,ses
FOR SALE OR TRADE

WILL TRADE one 81 iff- Class M
chanics' tools, including miCrometers
thread gauge, calipers squares, ETC. for
good motorcycle, or light roadster; tools
are Brown II Sharpe and Starrett. Ad-
dress ~, care Morning journal.
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FOR RENT-Storeroom

FOX RhNI--Large store room, front and
rear entrances; steam heat. ]. Korber,
Auto Department
FOR RENT-321 West Gold avenue, suit
able for store or office. Inquire nj
Bennett Indian Trading Co., next door.
FOR RENT-Part Of store, big display
window, good location, Central avenue
business district, strictly modern, steam
heat. Address Box c. d. X. care Jour-
nal
FOR RENT-Elegant store space: will
rent part Of my store, 80 by 80, to
parties desiring space for tailoring
dressmakng nice location; good light
W. Shalalah.
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WANTED-Position

----~~~S-S~->->-
FOR MALE NURSE, call cow.
FOR PRACTICAL NURSE phone I640-W
WANTED-Any Kind of work done
around the house. Phone 12SO-W
LACE CURTAINS washed, look like
new. IFS North Twelfth Mrs. Bel
WILLIE.
FURNITURE packing by experienced
man. $40 South Third, phone 373. j.
n. Wolfe.
WHEN IN NEED Of stenographer,
temporarily, part time, or all the time,
phone s1s.
WANTED-Room and board, private
family: willing to help with work.
Call 1272-W.
YOUNG MAN, who can operate type
writer, desires position. Address Box
IS, care Journal
WANTED-Postion by man, general Of
flee work; have had years of expert
ence; not sick. Write w. b. NJ, 500
East Iron.
JAPANESE boy wants any kind az
homework and help to to learn 20
speak English Address G. Miyasato, Box
152, Belen, n NJ .tL
WANTED-To Keep set Of books requir-
ing part time; rates reasonable; local
references. Address Bookkeeper, Post
office box ass, city. ....
WANTED--Position as manager or clerk
In Navajo trading post; can furnish
uest of references. Address Manager,
care Journal, Albuquerque, N. NJ
The Jasper news., 1921-07-07
EASY TO DISTINGUISH TUNES
Even One Unfamiliar With Music Gould
Tell the Difference by Listen
ing Close.

Two gentlemen from away back In
the big sticks sat one night In a st.
Louis cabaret and listened to the
chortling of a first-class, A Nd. 1 jazz
orchestra. One of the gentlemen dis
played a lively interest in the music
being produced; from time to time he
even beat lively accompaniment with
his feet.
His companion displayed no such
interest; he actually appeared bored
by the proceedings. He apparently
could not understand the city's peculiar
music. AT last he said to his friend /:
"Bill whit tune is it them birds hev
been playin' all EVENING"?
"Tune" snorted Bill. "You pore
prune; they've played n millyun tunes.
Can't you tell one tune frum another?"
Gosh, no. They all sound alike to
me. How do you tell 'em apart7
You're so blame smart"
Huh Why don't you listen close /?
Some of 'em are heap longer than the
others. st. Louis Post-Dispatch.