Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1921-06-10

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The automobile served its purpos
~ses il superseded the horse. just a
the track did with the mule.
Hat ae orc wants TO ,ro, when h
raa yslless or yallep when he can rur
or run. when he cab go like a streak o
h6shiarcS,
TAe-su,eaehile is confined I, roads
and it where's and develops heav,
heart action on bad hills or in mu,
holes,
1t has to wind and turn and twis
and e~ve. lot OF useless space in or
der to set anywhere. and that all con
sunacs time-soo much time.
We mus, have something better an,
muse rapid-Somcthing that can dar
ha&ar and th:ther or Gu, across eountr,
as the crow fiieS>
Flying naehincsf Too cumbersome
and 3, bad wind is apt 10 torple then
oven
We must produce substance tina,
w3 .ccntsol .Sravitatiau. q substance
that will enable us to ascend or descend
ut will. or remain stationary between
earth and sky.
Then for speed we must find a means
of creating Il vacuum in front Of US. o,
to the rear, or in any direction we may
desire 10 go. merely by the touching OF
a button and the operation of a control
lever
Everyone knows that a vacuum
creates tremendous suction power,
and, according to its force. irrcsistablv
draws everything within its reach.
Speeds With vacuum as its motive
force. there is no limit to its poSsihil-
titles, and there are no hills or valleys
or streams or mud in the air to inter
fere.
Can't be done, YOU sayi
1t can. and il will be done. There
is no such thing as can't. Skeptics
have been mumbling "can't" since the
beginning Of the human race. and yet
year after year. we continue to accom-
plish the impossible and put "can t"
to shame.
- The horse was good, and the automo-
bile 4 better, but the apparatus of the
air will be the ION of the future;
It's the one for us.
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Over in England 80 c.re Of tram are.
Eng Justifably cockey because they
beat the Americans at playing golf.
Good enough! We are glad they have
found something at which they can
beat Americans, even if it is nothing
more exciting than golf.
1t would never do for us to excel our
English cousins in everything. ltt
would be ungenerous of US, and very
disconcerting to them;
Some day We may tire of doing theI
useful things of life-of progressing in
the sciences and in industry, and I'M
agriculture, and education, and in &C.
cumulating the wealth of the world.
We may even cease our steady grind
of work and production, and decide
that it is time to enjoy the glories of
the present and anticipate those of the
future.
Then, perhaps, We may learn to play
nifty.
Nothing holds it's own quite like the
bald spot on the d2me of a man s head.
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People often make light of "star
gazers'' but if it were not for some of
them, we wouldn't know much about
astronomy.
Men are in a receptive mood when
they want public office, and often in a
deceptive one after they get it.
When a fellow tells lie, he gener-
ally has to tell another one to tone
down the effect of,the first one.
If you consider every day the best
in the year there will be no other kind.
Some fishermen are always fortunate
in landing a good string-when there
lis no third person around.
That which is forbidden is often the
frstfo be done.
:: The easiest thing in this world to
. make is a promise, and it is often the
hardest to fulfill.
!. There is some hope for the future de-
Tense 6f this country. The boy scouts
Will soon grow up, 49,
: Fashion now DEGREES the frightening
Of skirts, but here s hoping they wear
out the old ones first.
A knowledge of the law Of health
does not come by instinct, says aAead-
ing authority. It. must be. taught.
EyeH child should be taught to desire
a. lases instead Of accepting it under
! protest, for cleanliness leads to health,
and health enriches the power of mind
5. and paves the road to success. ~ !.
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: A scientist arises to report the dis
eoveEy that the earth is 360, COO, O00,-
( OOO, O00, 600 miles from the center Of the
universe. Happily, however, that fact
will not affect the number Of eggs your
pefshen swillhy in the nun Of a season.
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The man who keeps his opinions to
e. himself, never has them disputed by
less intelligent people.
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! Nobody likes to listen, to tale of
woe-unless it is his own.
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LesueuI Centre Leader-Democrat:-
Another pest for which someone ought
to invent quick acting poison, is the
one which will shoot his car by you
from the rear without even giving a
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