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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-11

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other property liable 90 assessment. are
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MWs FRANK SEAMAN.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-11

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APPROVED this tth day q November.
r. u. EVANS.
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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-11

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The Washington times., 1921-04-18
APRIL Is, 1921
Urgent Need of Increased
Water Supply
By BILL PRICE.

1t is indeed advisable that civic organizations of the
District shall unite with the District Commissioners and the
War Department in pushing before Congress the urgent
need of prompt action for increasing the water supply of
the District and relieving the danger that
accident might make the Federal Capital waterless
President WILSON vetoed the army appropriation bill,
containing 100000 for preliminary work in connection with
the extension and enlargement of the local supply
system There little doubt that the extra session of
Congress will reenac the BILL with the water item At any
rate, eternal vigilance the part of Washngtonians is
necessary to make of legislation
There should arise controversy the best methods
for obtaining the supply 1t that conronts
us and whether safety depends upon the Potomac
the Patuxent should not divide Save for the pressing
necessities the availability of the Patuxent river for ad
donal water should be carefully gone into Many army
engineers believe that it would be wisdom for the water
supply of Washington to from TWO different
as matter of precauton against possibilities in the future
The plans in contemplation to the Potomac
exclusively thus placing all the aqueducs for the city
parallel to that river.
The time may come when Congress may the wisdom
OF using the Pauxent supplementary stream, insurng
water to the Federal Capital in the that the
other systems should be temporarily out of commission
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
HUM ANISMS
William AthertOn Du Puy-

When, the 4th Of March, two disting gufshed
gentlemen rode together from the White House
to the Capitol, where one to relinquish that
post which carries with 1t more authority than
any other in the world and the other was to as
sumo responsibility. there much surmlse a
to what they said, to the other.
And now at last have the facts Bernard NJ
Baruch. intimate friend and financial adviser to
Woodrow Wilson. recently came down to Wash
ington to talk with the former President and
brought away the whole story.
While the world waited on this event the man
who had held high the torch OF idealism for it's
illumination talked to the who to be
responsible for reftting America into the mosaic
OF nations. not OF Presidential responsibility, not
OF the welfare Of the 100000, ,0o0 but of the ami
mails they knew and loved.
Mr.. Wilson asked Mr.. Harding which of the
dumb creatures he esteemed most highly. The
man from Marion said without having thought
place to the elephant. Then he chuckled and has
tened to explain that the elephant had always
seemed to him the most intelligent, the most
human. the most kindly Of animals
He thought of a story of elephant that had
been told him by his sister who had spent years
as a missionary in India
1t happened at a little village lost among the
tungles OF the far interior. An old faithful and
thoroughly domesticated elephant had lived and
labored long in this village and had come to be
much loved by the inhabitants BY day he toled
diligently with his keeper piIing teak. and by
night stood guard against any marauders OF
the jungle that might seek to disturb the settle
ment.
Then the day OF tragedy cane. A great stack
of those logs the elephant had been piling coll
lapsed and tumbled down upon him. He
bruised and crushed to such extent that II
soon became evident that he must die. The ele-
phant himself seemed to know that the end was
near. Gropingly he reached out his trunk for
the native keeper who had been a much loved
companion through the years This strange arm
of the wounded beast wrapped around his
man companion. who was nestled in close en-
brace and there remained for five hours before
the end came.
p j. McCumber Senator from North Dakota, is
big. very blond Scotchman true to his blood
that he says of himself in the Congressional Di-
rectory only this: Republican, of Wahpeton; law
yer"
To those who demonstrate with Senator Nc
Cumber because of his refusal to advertise him
SELF his answer is that has been in the Sem
ate twenty-five years. There are but four other
men in that body who were there when he came
These are Lodge, Nelson. Penrose and Warren
These men are all Republicans, are all conserva-
tives. None Of them beats the personal tomtom
There is no self advertiser In the Senate who mas
been there twenty-five years.
Copyright 1921 by Public Ledger Coz
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
III the Office Goat gets your
goat, go get the goat of the
Office Goat HARVARD
A FERVENT PRA .ER.

For fervency of prayer read thi.
by a coiored person in Mississippi:
oh. Lord, give Thy servant hi.
mornin' de eye of the eagle and de
wisdom of de owl; connect his soul
with DE gospel telefone in de cen
de sun Of heaben: pizen s's mind
with love for de people; turpentine
MS imagination; grease his lips with
possum oil: loosen his tongue with
DE sledge hammer of Thy power; lee
trify his brain with de lightnin of
DE VOID; put 'petusl motion in his
aims; NIL him plum full OF the dyn-
amite of Thy glory: 'noint him All
over with de kerosene oil of Thv
salvation. and sot him on 1re.-AmenI
THIMBLEHEAD
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
Stars and Stripes

We never cure ills by nursing regrets.
An investment in bad company pays bad
dividends.
The man who pledges his honor often
redeems it seldom.
Real knowledge has a way OF making
room for more, whereas a little concet
crowds the mind to it's capacity.
A great blower cools friendship.
Envy follows the successful, but leads
the failurea
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
BULLETIN.
Electricity and 'sparkin' in
the parks" are both CURRENT
topics. H SMITH.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

JOE LLOYD has compiled the last
words OF good many people, some
of them known to him, and which
should never be the last words OF
anybody who reads these lines:
'I wonder IL it's loaded. I'll look
down the barrel and see"
"Oh, listen! That's the train whis-
tie. Step on the accelerstor. and we'll
try to get across before IL comes"
They say these things can't pos
sibly explode, no matter how much you
throw them around"
81 wonder IL this rope will hold my
weight"
IT'S no fun swimming around in
here. I'm going out beyond the life
lines"
which one OF these is the third rail.
anyway"
There's only one way to manage .
mule. Walk right up behind him and
chastise him"
THAT fre-crscker must have went
out. I'll light it again"
Watch me skate out past the danger
sign. bet can touch it"
hit at Bowie found cheer in the G.
o. c. on their return after a disas-
trous day. DOC RADFORD.
Say II with flowers"
All the florists yell.
But don't say 1t with daisies,
For daisies never tell"
Helen-He hadn't the face to kiss
Edith-Maybe you didn't have the
cheek to tempt him.
CHEVY.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered u. g Patent OfncA-
BY X. c. B.

Dear Master Stanley: Don't you think
Easter vacations a good time to see about
spring clothes?
If the family's busy, why not suggest that
they let you shop for yourself? A lot of our
Dovnr 49,, hooansa a,ar,.h;nr, ,-ons 20 ~
proval.
Great experience and good fun! Also it
gives you a chance to see what's new in
sporting goods. Sincerely
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
WHO'LL DO TIT
Tutti, fruiti,
Pepsln Gum,
Who'll put mat
o. G.. on the pumy

-ORRINGTON.
tThe contribs are really starving
that Goat to death these days. They
are sending in the BEST assortment
OF good stun that ever came from
them. Contribs who have heretofore
failed to measure up to requirements
have kept plugging away with stout
a. arts and are now coming across"
AZ bright, snappy paragraphs that
are higniy appreciated by readers.
The Goat need not make anybody de-
spair. But don't feed the old bird on
ancient stuff
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
Heat Test.

At the far top Of the kiln, at the famous NOT
terry works of King Teche China, and IN the
chimney are holes foot square, into which a
man, who acts as n human thermometer looks
to determine the heat says John Knight Shryock:
writing In Asia. His method Is simple He spits
into the hole and, IL the spit turns to steam The
temperature Is not sufficient When the heat is
great that the saliva is shot back at him v,th
. little explosion. everything is all right
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
Fee Changeless.

The directors OF indigenous arts in Fez Mo-
rocco, told me that he had recently come upon a
Uouk written in the fourteenth century and de-
scribing Fez as II was at that time, says willard
Price, writing in the Christian Herald The di-
rector compared the statements in the book item
by item, with Fee as 1t is today-and found the
book to be perfectly up-to date Reprint IL and
ii would pass very well as a modern account OF
present-day Fez The people of Fee are still do
ing things just as they did then in medieval
times.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
The Trained
Navy Secretary
20 HE worth of a Cabinet officer to
the nation depends very greatly

- LIE WOTCn OF n OdDlneJ officer 10
the nation depends very greatly
q upon the extent to which the
President permits him to exercise
such faculties as he may possess.
Mr.. Wilson made his Cabinet Of
fcers executive chief clerks highly
paid to do only what he told them
to do.
Mr.. Harding has evidently tried
TO get some men who know more
than he does about some things,
with the hope that they may add to
his success.
The new Secretary of the Navy
Is a case in point.
There is nothing of the Sir Jo-
seph Porter about DENLY. His store
of naval information is various and
exact, and was obtained by the diff
cult method of being himself a
"gob" at the time Of the Spanish
American War, and taking up the
duties of a sergeant of marines in
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
KINDNESS TO DUMB BRUTEs.

o lust bark to the moaning of the tied
Coming from the barn yard clear.
Now I know he's not quite satisfied
For his wallis fall on my car
Nc peace have | nor can I get my sleep.
And the thot comes TO my mind.
That on each and every day this week
To dumb brutes then be kind
Now I'd rather hear the brides sinE,
Their notes are sweet and mellow,
But I cannot stand just everything
10 For I do not like his below,
may shoot the BULL at most any time,
And spread bunch OF chan
But this 10 where I'll draw the line
I'll not persecuts my CALF,
H ID. II
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
DUMBBELL DICTIONARY.

STREET CARA modernly equipped
gym for the public: swinging straps
among special athletic apparatus.
HAIR TONGA liquid formerly
used to aid the growth of hair; now
used to prevent the growth of thirst.
LIMBS-You used to see 'em on
trees. Now often viewed on the
streets.
DOG-A domestic animal: digesti-
BILE when word hot" is prenxed.
PAlNT-Cheaper grades used on
houses; expensive kinds on cheeks.
HARVARD
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
Once-Overs
CHEER UP.
ny j. j. MUNDy.


When you have had some misfortune, and you
are tired and discouraged, what do you do?
Nope around and null over your hard-luck ex-
periences?
Do you allow your mind to dwell on such a
subject till you become respondent and almost
ready to give up trying to better your situation?
Why add to your present trouble by connect
ing with IL all the trouble you have had in the
past?
Is there any possible chance Of such thoughts
helping the situation?
Isn't IL true that the more YOU think OF mis-
fortune you have had the less able YOU are to
plan some way of overcoming your latest set
back!
The III luck you have had in the past should
be forgotten, because to remember II lessons
your chances Of success in the future
To continue to think OF III luck leaves no place
in your mind for any other thoughts
The battles we have to face and the problems
daily have to solve are enough, without add
ing what Ia past and gone.
BE hopeful and confident for the future and
push ahead
Enough sunshine dispeis gloom.
Copyright 1870 International Feature servtes. Ino
The Washington times., 1921-04-18

That New Jersey gent with
two wives nonchalantly remark
ed. I'm not worried" He's cer-
tainly got IT on a lot of poor
guys who have one wife each.
JULES BACK.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
This Is Music Week.; Bring
Good Music Into Your Home

The man that hath no music in himself,
Nor is not mOv'd with concord of sweet
sounds,
Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils;
The motions of his spirit are dull as
night,
And his affections dark as Erebus:
Let no such man be trusted. Mark the
music"
The Merchant of Venice-Act V-Scene l.
TN churches, theaters and at many
special concerts and in many
= stores throughout the United
States this week will be devoted to
music, the important work of arous-
ing interest in music and in what it
MEANS.
Before there was any speech or
distinct thought on this earth there
was music, of the birds, of insects
and of savages, for before they pos
sessed speech they developed rhythm,
harmony. Talking came after, and
music helped it and hastened it. Z
Before this earth itself existed, ac-
cording to the belief of the ancients,
there was the emusic of the
Spheres" cosmic harmony, caused
by the suns and planets in their
motions, and now beyond the reach
of our feeble ears. We may hear
it later in future ages.
Music is the language of in
spiration. Its effect upon the mind,
and upon the body itself, is magical,
instantaneous and uplifting.
1t increases thought, feeling, and
capacity for both.
There is something wrong, as
Shakespeare says in the quotation
above, with the man who has no
music within himself.
He need not necessarily be fit for
sratagems and spoils, but he is apt
to be as dull as a turnip, which is
worse.
1t is not necessary to be a mu-
sician or actively musical in order
to have music in the soul, for most
important is APPRECIATION of
music. The great Wagner was as
poor piano player as you would
want to hear. ~
You can judge a nation s civiliza-
Ition by its music. The Italians,
with the oldest civilization, are the
most musical of nations. Fortunately
for Italy, Italian children from their
tbirth hear much GOOD MUSIC, and
livery little, if any, of the atrocious,
.so-called emusic" that destroys all
musical values.
The difference between a savage
and a civilized being is the differ
lence between the monotonous pound
ing of a tom-tom and the magnif-
'rent music of a perfectly made violin
or, highest of all, a well-trained
voice.
Join in this national MUSIC
WEEK by interesting yourself in
music.
Fortunately for the world. marvel
ous human invention has done for
music what Gutenberg with his
printing press did for the knowledge
written in books.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18

Is great scientist. Au-
thority on ocean currents.
Breaks you. Then gives you
chart showing you how 20
float back home. Also eo>-
pert numismatist. Means
rare collector of coin.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18

Oooh udu W Dc Wiltlch cul ny uduu,
and few had access to the knowledge.
There was a time when music
could be produced only by the hui
man voice or by the hand in direct
contact with som, musical instru-
ment. Now, thanks to miraculous
methods of preserving the human
voice, reproducing it indefinitely,
and of preserving as on the printed
page all the instrumental work of
the greatest musicians, there is put
within the reach of every family the
worlds greatest music and the
greatest artists to interpret it. The
greatest musicians can be summoned
to sing and play before you, as
though by the power of Aladdin's
lamp.
Those that have talent should
DEVELOP it. Parents should give
their children the opportunity to
know and create music for them
selves, if they have talent, choosing
carefully the instrument suited to
the child, insisting on the best teach
ing.
Apart from musical creation by
the individual, all the music of the
world is at the DISPOSITION OF
EVERY E,ANTT "
There is no excuse today for the
man that allows his children to grow
up deprived of the blessing of good
music, its stimulating effect upon
imagination, its ennobling influence
upon character, it's inspiration that
develops the mind.
TO live without music is a curse.
and to live without the VERY BEST
music, now that it is within the
reach of all, is folly and stupid in
difference.
You remember how, in Revela-
ton, 1922, the "mighty angel took
up stone like a mighty milestone,
and cast it into the sea, saying, Thus
with violence shall that great city
Babylon be thrown down, and shall
be found no more at ALL
Tragically the angel foretold de-
struction and doom for Babylon.
And what was the first calamity that
he predicted for the great and wick
ed city7 "And the voice of harpers,
and musicians, and of pipers, and
trumpeters shall be heard no more
at all in thee
1t would be a sad day for this
world if the voice of music should
Music is the worlds great
inspiration, conveying the mothers
love to the mind of her child before
it can understand any spoken word
and consoling old age.
Play your part in this, the ma
tons "Music Week" Take your
family to hear good music, and
BRING THE BEST MUSIC INTO
YOUR HOME. Make it part of your
family's daily life.
the recent world war. The latter
post is no mean station. A we'll
known American soldier of fortune
Johnny" Poe, the famous Prince
ton athlete-being offered promotion
from the ranks of the "devil-dogs"
to a sergeantcy, shook his head Wig
orously
"Not for me!' he said. "A cap
tain, perhaps, or even a major gen
eral, might get away with, but, you
see, a sergeant of marines has got to
know his business!'
The new Secretary of the Navy
knows the business of the "gob".
and of the leatherneck' from per-
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
SATISFACTION.

What boots IT none shall know
OF all the good you do?
You have the inner glow
That ever comes TO you
From knowing in your heart
That as your way you've run
You've always played your part
And what you could you've done
w. ID.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18

He-l suppose that IL would be
quite improper for me to kiss YOU on
such short acquaintance.
She-Yes; but it's quite early in the
evening yet IRENE.
Mary had a little lamp
Twas filled with kerosene:
She blow right down the chimney
Then vanished from the scene.
H. s.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18

II you don't think so. just
give Duke chance with little
dotted Jumps of sugar.
Rolling bones gather moss.
Duke better stay away fror,
Wall Street. Also subway
chewing gum machines.
Two institutions where ulti-
mate consumer doesn't con-
sumo.
Might do light plunging
for food in Automat. But
America is tough spot for
honest gambler. Everybody
wants to bust bank at Monte
Carlo. Introduce Duke to
PonZl Castle Chadwick and
other little playmates.
Might not bust bank. But
they'll bust Duka
The Washington times., 1921-04-18

Duke came over to
grab two medals. African
Academy OF National Re-
search will give him Pad
rollers Emblem with Eleven
Dots. For natural research
in tossing naturals. Scien-
tific Pinochle Society will
stake him to Order of Cuff
Dealers. This medal won
highest award at Ossining
Exposition 1898. Decora-
ton also includes tra nspsr-
ent poker cards. Spades
double.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
Mr.. B. Baer
DUNE ME, DUkEf

DV M ME, IFV NEf
Duke OF Monaco is in
town. Duke owns Monte
Carlo. Place where rich
Americans go. They leave
just plain Americans. Great
place for fatty degeneration
OF bankroll.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18

A cakie went up + street
To pork" a little treat.
He ran into a policeman,
Who chased him or his beat.
The cakie rounded Ninth street,
And headed up toward @:
He said the cops were naughty,
To bother a MAN like me.
FRANKIE ]
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
THE THREE-MILE LIMIT.

Passenger-Why does your ship,
when leaving the United States.
travel at a greater rate of speed the
first three miles?
Captain-Because the bartenders
help stoke. BUSTER.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18

The chaplain OF the Senate
gets only $1,000 a year for pray
ing for that body. Just think OF
being up against a hopeless Job
like that for that salary.
PATHE.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
ss1iiEAR[ 1n5E;ErfiE -


She was an + street vamp,
with a wicki-Wacki lamp,
And her abel was Petite Marie
She casually fixed her lamp
on a cske-eating scamp
on a Saturday at half-past three
But when he heaved a sigh,
With a twinkle in his eye,
Saying, Cutie take a walk with me ?"
This little + street vamp
On her vsmping put the clamp,
And in answer told n m airily:
'Howja get that way?
Take a walk, you say?
Nix. Johnny. that I'm doing every day.
It's a ride I want
Take a walk Ha, ha, oawn't-
SO just trot along on your way.
GOOD DAY"
EVA A
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
l saw a sign on a garage on
Fourteenth street: Room for
two automobiles or three Fords."
II. NASH.

Apropos a remark by a lecturer
on psychology concerning SOL
omon. person in the audience
asked. do you think yourself
greater than Solomon?' The
lecturer said, mo. but / consider
myself more modern. Solomon
never rode on Washington
street car and paid 80 cents for
four tokens" PLAIN JANE.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18

First name Is Albert. Re
member that. Might be
busted in Monte Carlo some
day.
The Washington times., 1921-04-18

/ lord DONo" contributes this ana
gram puzzle Of cities, remai king the
y hrst letters Of the answers spells the
words Heard and Seen" and you can
The Washington times., 1921-04-18
SNAPPY MATH PROBLEM.

SNAPPY MATH PROBLEM.
Headline in a Syracuse newspaper.
GIRL SAVES COIN BY BITING
BANDIT"
Question; How many does she have
to bite to save 81 900?
BABE RUTH.