Evening journal., 1921-05-03
KEYSTONE HOT SHOTS
BY The OLD GUARD.

The Keystone ball was grand !
success. Everybody had a good time .
and there were many people pres /
ent who hoped the club would give /
another dance.
Parson Marks sure did look like !
a parson Friday night. He looked
like ont Of these wild and woody
parsons.
Red Dawson is some leader. lie
led the gang around all day and
then nearly all night
Sam Briefmsn has started out TO
become box fighter manager. He
has Joe Martin In his stable Sam
should make a good manager after
few years
We will give another all-star show
on next Friday night at Pythian Cas-
lie. Everybody out.
Harry Wooters had an exciting
time on Saturday morning. Harry's
pet pig got out OF his yard and ran
up an alley and Harry tried TO ston
il when the pig ran between his lega
and ran away.
George Allen is a great admirer
OF cats. In fact, the boys bought
cat record for the victrola TO please
him, and somebody took the record
from the club. George is heart
broken.
To J. T. G.-Apologies Of the club
members aud myself are offered to
you. We are sorry, so come down
and play some pinochle and we will
lay on you.
The millionaire members were all
dolled up in their dress suits Friday
night at the ball. Somebody called
waiter and Joe Osouske forgot
where he was He thought he was
working.
| Wonder what the trouble Is In
New Castle? Kid johnson doesn'i
go over any more. The kid also lay,
of Of the telephone. What's wrong
kid?
Jim Temple. the chairman OF the
ball committee. sure can put things
over with great success even when
IL comes to singing through a meg
aphone. Jim has such a sweet
voice.
John Maloney. the boy wonder
from the Tenth ward, will try to
stage a comeback. He is working
out daily with Parson Marks. the
spaghetti champion. and Mike Lard
ner the garlic champions OF the East
Side. When John gets through
with this pair he will be in first
class condition.
Phil Sylvester. the hustling ny.
weight from Little Italy, has gone
to work. More power 10 him. Phi
would like bout with Mickey Nor
ris or Mike Lardner.
ollie Higgins. our old kitchen me
chanic, is certainly a iady's man
Outside OF five or six letters a dal
and ten or twelve telephone call
from the fair sex, he doesn't &c
anything.
VIII that girl in Phnadelphi,
please write to Mickey Norris an,
save the janitor trouble in explain
ing that no mail has been receive,
for him?
Charles Hayes, that heart breaker
was setting up his girl TO an ic
cream sundae. and she broke he
straw and said. 20, Charlie. m
sucker is broke" How did yo
know l was broke" said Charlie.
The party that sent that one cas-
. note to o. Higgins Saturday nigh
, had better make II five next time
and not be so cheap.
Mike Lardner was seen waiting a
a bakery at 4 o'clock in the morr
ing. When asked what he was ther
for he said he was after doughnui
with the smallest holes In them.
One OF our members walked
q to the club the other night and n,
! body knew who he was. He WI
/. about TO be put out when he r.
, moved his hat, and it was PA
! Kempski. Paul looks like a Dutc
? musician in that new derby whic
is black but should be brown.
Heard at Pythian Castle: NJ
N Leech-Mr. Hackett.
d Mr.. Hackett. yes. what is Il NJ
j. Leech. There are two blind me
coming in to see the show. Ho
come, Jim.