The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-09-30

Also, the love Of money Is the root
Of much industry.
Why keep on looking for normalcyY
The dead never return.
Keep the home fires burning this
winter. The coal man needs the
money.
Yes. we know a man in this town
who reads his bible every day. He's
a preacher.
Hard work may or may not make
much money, but it always makes
much character.
Some people often wonder why their
neighbors dislike them so much, but
they are too wise to ask.
Study the faults Of your neighbor.
1t may teach you how to avoid COM
hitting the same ~offenses.
About the only work some people
ever do is TO collect the living they
claim the world owes them.
Some people never worry oyer their
own faults. They are too busy gloat-
ing over those of their neighbors.
The time to get out of the business
you're in is when the clock becomes
as important as the pay envelope.
Don't be too ready to extend sympa
thy 10 the fellow with a sad look Oh
his face. Possibly he ate too much.
You can't always tell the calibre of
a fool by the noise he makes. He
may be even worse than he sounds.
Foolish people take things as they
come, butthe wise man takes only
the things to which lie is entitled.
There is such a thing as ira yelling
SO fast that you never arrive, but it's
hard to convince some automobilists
of it.
If'you don't like your neighbor and
want him TO move, begin telling your
troubles to him each day. He'll soon
get enough.
An exchange remarks that the
world is full Of good fellows" And
perhaps that Is the reason there are
SO many divorces.
And still, in the approaching loss
of summer we find a delici 1us recon-
pense. The buckwheat cake will
soon be ready to flop.
A g%rasshopper jumps without know
Ing where he is going to alight. A
good many business failures are caus
ed In the same way.
We have a profound respect for the
wisdom and sagacity of a certain -iti-
Zen OF this town. He frankly admits
he don't know 1t all.
We feel sorry for the woman who
marries a man In order to reform him
These last chances are often worse
than no chance at all.
The world Is divided between the
majority which believes it can do no
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even interested in the subject.
The mule has a kick that is vicious
and moonshine has one that IL worse,
but the home town knocker carries
the biggest wallop Of them all.
Just now the big cities are doing a
lot of talking about 100 per cent Am
ericanism. In the country districts
they are content to practice 1t.
Walk a mile before breakfast every
morning and you will improve your
appetite. You will also aid to grocer
the butcher and the shoe dealer.
About the LATEST person we ever
heard Of is the fellow who died from
indigestion rather than go to the
trouble Of chewing the food he ate.
People who advocate ~canceIing the
debts tile allies owe the United States
might prove their consistency by can
ceiling tle debts other people owe
them.
After reading In the newspapers
the stories OF the crimes committed
Ia the name Of love, We think that
love doesn't make the world go round
but makes 1t go crazy.
Wise people seldom allow them
selves to become disappointed. When
things do not go to suit them they
either find the remedy Or make 1t con
yenient to be satisfied with them as
as THEY are.