The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-10-02

new house, we had to send for kero-
sono lamps TO play plnochlc by. on
account nobody could tell heart
from q club bccausc the lighting
fixturns was made TO LOOK Ike ships
lanterns Sinshcimcr says they
made tho room look more snappy.
vuudc, stsnd, but h afterwards when
he served a dcliCatcSscn supper ana
asked him whv he didn't give us
Instead, hard biscuits and old salt
beef In tin plates and cups the way
they done Il when him and me com"
over stoerarc together In 1881, Nav
ruoe rc vut maa and said II the
food didn't suit me, I should get
hiIo 20 eat nc nm armchair lunch
room on my way home"
We'll II Sinsheimcr and the
archyteck liked TO have the light
ing fixtures that way abb" Morris
remarked what was that YOUR
busiucss?"
"But. "a a matter Of faot. Nav
russ. if Sinehcimer would he LEFT TO
/ himself, y'understund. ! don't be
[ licvo he would of had ships
/ lanterns in that room" Abe said.
I"He would Of figured that he was
/ living In house not snip,
| cumberland. and he would or
| bought regular electric light bulbs
/ at one quarter price and giving
/ five times az much Light. But ne
/ got hypnotiZed by the UrChyte'k,
/ the way moot people do wha spend
/ twenty per cent mare than they eN-
/ pect 20 In building new houses
l Mawruss, and now Sinsheimer takes
a whole lot of credit for having a
lot ~ new ideas in the way his
house is planned, that would never
have occurred to a sane human be
/ ing unless an archyteck suggested
/ Il first, For Instance. NawruSs,
/ Sinshcimer. when hc showed us
round the house. got oil swclled up
over tho way the stain run up 20
tho second floor straight from the
hall, the way atairs used to do in
houses. that was built to suit the
awner and not the archytcck.
The consequence was that time
during the course of the evening
when Slnsheimer led the ace OF
trump, yunderstand, the noise he
made Travelled upstairs and woke up
the baby. Also, Mawruss, there was
no doors to the dining-room-.-iust
an opening. on account the archy-
tcck said IL gave you n feeling OF
space. and let the smell Of coo&ing
20 all over the house, 10 that on
I that Sunday afternoon way up in
/ the attic. Mawruss a man with n
! had cold i'm his head could have
| told you that the Sinsheimers had
| Gcdampfte Kalbflcisch for dinner
! the previous Thursday night"
| "gdch a delicate teller like you
| with n scusp OF smell like blood @
| hound. Abe, SHOULD ought to live in
/ safe deposit vault" Morris de-
/ clared.
"Savi" Abe retorted. "Gcdampttc
! Knihrleisch ~hen 1t comes hot on
/ tho table is one thing. Mawruse, but
when you pick up a sofa cushion In
the next room three days later. ana
II still smells Of Gedampfte kalb-
fleisch. understand, then that's
something else again. Furthermore
Mawruss, the archyteck had built
back of the parlor what he called
n den. and II they had up at the
Pronx ZOO lions den or tigers
den which had as little ventilation
las Sinshcimer's den, y'understand,
the s. T.. C 4. would Of arrested
everybody down from this here Pro-
fcssor Osborn downwards."
II wouln't blame no archyteck FOR
the poor ventilation in Snsheimer
don" Morris said. "Sinsheimer
gave me cigar after lunch last
Wednesday. and while nobody
should ought TO look gift horse In
the teeth, Abe still | must say that
lvou could 20 to work and smoHe