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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-28


several weeks this summon In Den
Yer Will return next week.
J. Lowell Ron son OF MIR. and
Mira j. IT, Roll Of North Denver
avenue. who has been ~ with ty-
phoid fever .s now vonvalrcont
and left recently for New York
whore he will ontcr Columbia uni
vcrsity
T. q Rosscr ond Miss Isabel
Downing arc In Pawnco NJ guests Of
tho lattor's slstor. Mrs. Charles BELL
Shapard aud Mr.. Shapard.
Miss Lizzie Roll Hough left sat
urday for "A fortnightS visit 10 bal-
las, Texas ana will be joined Sep
tember 10y her mother, Mrs. g. II.
Hough who has been spending tho
summer IN Washington, u. &.
Mr.. and Mrs r.. W. partlowe and
daughter Virginia have lust re-
turned from n motor trip through
the Ozarks.
The Tulsa friends Of Mrs. O. II.
Leonard win be Interested to hear
from her at Chlutaupua Lake, n.
Y, whore she Ia with n party ot
friends Mrs. Leonard writes that
Smi,h ~ ,ho Coumbm Cb,itauoun
cirr,e NJ ruls,. having finished The
course and graduated had the
honor of going through the Golden
Gate along with lO0 others. She
srofrd further that AIra f.. II. Mlrh-
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the way OF m.rn ana other lake
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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-28

Mr.. and Mrs r.. W. rartlowe and
daughter NirGinla have just re-
turned from IL motor trip through
the OZarks.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-28

+ @ RossCr ond Miss Isabel
Downing arc I'm Pawnco NJ guests Of
tho lattcr's slstor. Mrs. Charles Bell
Shapard aud Mr. Shapard.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-28
q Society o
..iura. Nuf.r woran.a

tuu pvptcag thcmeelvca as b'irg
uf.la.I 'l Doc 90 homo arI'u. har.
.. U.uumo vcprN with travel pr'r-
..t1 with re ACCOMPANYING ot
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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-28

Miss Lizzie Bcll Hough left sat
urday for fortnight'S visit to pal
las. Texas, ana will be joined Sep
tember 1 10y her mother, Mrs. g. n.
Hough who has been spending the
summer in Washington. -. &.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-08-28

NH I0R TuHy aud daughter,
Miss soIl TruWy uro ~ home again
at',r q month npHW lu chicago with
'h,.r ron and brother Eugene
uInry
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
Cortot-B Boston Symphany.

The Boston Symphony Orchestra
Pierre Monteux. conductor, gave the
third concert Of it's Washington series
yesterday afternoon in the National
Theater. with Alfred Cortot, pianist.
as soloiSt. The large and fashionable
audiences which greeted the organiza-
ton showed its appreciation of the
program. which was beautiful in
choice of compositions and in rem
,iition. 1t was, however. d bit long
for late afternoon concert. many
having to leave before the close.
" Monteux has given to the or
chestra fire and dash seldom heard in
former performances. although there
is not such careful precision as has
distinguished the Boston orchestra In
previous seasons. The Schumann
Symphony in ID Minor, No. 4. was
played with placidity. Probably the
best work of the orchestra yesterday
was in the overture to Lalo's lie
Roi dYS" The solo instruments were
beautifully played and the accom-
paniment was exquisite.
NJ Cortot played Saint-Saens' Con-
certo in F Major. No. 5, opus Jos,
with exquisite delicacy. yet not lack
ing dramatic fire and poetic inter-
pretation The shading and color OF
his scales and cadenzas were delicate
and rich and his warmth of tone
was manifest throughout. with an oc-
casienal exception in the very forte
passages when the tones in the treble
seemed cold. almost hard. NJ, Cortot
was recalled many times with ap-
plause and braves.
The Balakireff oriental fantasy
"Isiamey." written for the piano and
orchestrated by Alfredo Caseiia, was
played by the orchestra with dash,
though il has not much in the way
of beauty to commend ii.
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Mildred Wellerson Friday.

Mildred wenerson. the wonderful
child cellist. with Patrick Kelly. the
Irish American tenor as assisting
artist, will be heard in recital at the
National Theater. Friday afternoon at
4:36 o'clock.
She will play the Marceno sonata
No 4, adagio, allegro, largo, allegro:
G;oiterman's Concerto in \ Minor.
Peppers Hungarian Rhapsody. Cho-
pins Nocturne. ''Elfentanza," by Pepper.
and one of her own compositions,
lullaby, The Cranky Baby"
Mr.. Kelly will sing Che Gelida
Mania" from la Boheme": Cadman's
AT Dawning." Nobody Knew" (Van-
derpooD. For You Alone" (GeehD.
Balls Mother Nachree." Tom Moore's
loft in the Silly Night" and an old
Irish air. Molly Brannigan-
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Photoplay Features.
Government War Films.

The United States government Of
fetal war films. comprising over 1000
feet of film. will be shown at the
Shuhert-Garrick Theater next week.
Some of these films were Censored
during war times. and few people
have been privileged to see them.
American doughboys will now have
an opportunity to view themselves in
action on various sections of the
European battle fronts. The pictures
were taken by the camera men of the
Signal Corps. A. f. F.. under hazard
Gus conditions. Many of the scenes.
never shown before, are Of the battles
Of Chateau Thierry, Argone and st.
MihieL
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
Sherlock Sisters and Clinton.

The Strand Theater next week. be-
ginning Monday. will present the
Sherlock Sisters and Clinton. in 4
sparkling conception Of melody. style.
dance and syncopation. lavishly stag
ed and costumed: Mercy, SIENNA and
Dean. in Home. Sweet Home: JusSi
and Ossi. in grotesque and unique
versatilities: Melville and Stetson. jrS..
a versatile musical duo. and Dorothy
Burton and Company. in 1.-The Basket
Baby" one-act comedy. by Walter
De Leon.
The photoplay will be the Goldwyn
production, The Truth" Clyde Fitch's
famous masterpiece. featuring Madge
Kennedy. with minor films.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
William Rock Revue.

The William Rock Revue of 1920, fea-
turing Billy b. Van, James J. Corbett.
William Rock and large cast of stage
celebrities. will h the attraction at
Polls next week. Billy Van will be re-
nembered for his capable work in "My
Rainbow Girl Nessrs Corbett and
Rock assist him i'm laugh provoking an
tics and also play Il big part in the
other features Of entertainment, which
include tuneful melodies. attractive
dance numbers and gorgeous stage set
tings. Others who contribute are Jue
Quon Tai. Chinese prima donna con-
tralto: Ernestine Myers, exponent of
the dance orientale: West Alvey and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
COSMOS-Vaudeville.

Manager BryIawski of the Cosmos
Theater announces that the bill for
next week at his theater will be a
standard seven-act program, with the
usual supplemental features. includ-
ing. as the added matinee attraction.
George Melfords splendid Paramount
photoplay production. Behold My
Wife," featuring Mabel Julienne
Scott and Elliott Dexter. in story
of tense interest showing the rise
of an Indian girl to the high estate
of a cultured woman of society Ow-
ing to uncertainty as to several i'm
portant vaudeville surprises which it
is expected to secure. announcement
of that portion of the bill will be
reserved until the bill is completed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
Dangerous Business"

Next week. beginning Sunday, Gram
daIl's Metropolitan will offer First Ma
tionars picture for Constance Talmadge,
Dangerous Business" adapted from
Madelaine Sharp BuchanAn's story,
1.-The Chessboard." 1t concerns a will
full young society bud who refuses at
the altar to 60 through with the mar
rage ceremony on the pretext that she
is already wife. Later the man to
whom she declares she is married ap-
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Constance

Business Constance Talmadge's
First National picture; Tuesday and
Wednesday, Mabel Julienne Scott. in
Behold My Wife: Thursday and Fri
day. "Passers-By," one of the most
remarkable dramas Of the year, and
Saturday. Bessie Love. in THE Mid
lander"
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Crandall's.

The first three days of next week.
beginning Sunday, Crandalrs Theater
will show Metros photoplay Of Jack
London's gripping story of the sea-
The Mutiny of the E1sinore": We'd
nesday and Thursday. "Parlor. Bed
room and Bath; Friday and Satur-
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Big Wonder Show.

Hurtig's Big Wonder Show" star
ring George p. Murphy. will appear
at the Gayety Theater next week. in
new twe-act burlesque entitled "A
Hot Tamale Hero" a concoction of
farce. melody and lovely girls. 1.-The
Dough Diggers." travesty on Be
lasco's Gold Diggers," is an Incl
dental feature. The cast includes
Mile. Babette. Bertha Stoler, Frank
Williamson and the Morok Sisters
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
midsummer Madness"

Midsummer Madness" the great
Paramount production from the De
Mile studio, based on Cosmo Hamil-
toms novel, His Friend and His
Wife," with a cast that includes Jack
Holt. Lois Wilson, Lila Lee and Con-
rad Nigel, will be shown at Loew's
Columbia Theater next week, begin
ming Sunday afternoon.
The story concerns two married
couples who were close friends. One
Of the wives and one of the husbands
craved romance. A midsummer night
delirium carried them into a mad add
venture from which both escaped,
though narrowly unscathed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
philadelphia Orchestra Tuesday.

Ossip Gabrilowitsch, the celebrated
pianist-composer and conductor, will
be the guest conductor at the third
concert of the Philadelphia Orchestra
At the New National Theater Tuesday
afternoon at 4:3e o'clock, under the
local management of T. Arthur Smith.
A delightful program will feature
Brahms Symphony In c minor. Other
numbers Of interest and beauty to be
played by the orchestra are Weber's
overture, "Oberon"; Mendelseohn's
overture. Midsummer Nights Dream"
and Strauss tone poem. Don JUAN"
Tickets may be obtained at the office
Of T. Arthur Smith. 1906 G street.
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pears and attempts to exercise the pre-
negatives of a husband.
Some One in the House."

Some One in the House." a Ioew-
Metro photoplay Of the society drama
or thief who was checked in mid
career by love. based on the play by
Larry Evans. George S. Kaufman and
Walter Percival. will be shown at
Loew'S Palace Theater next week be-
ginning Sunday afternoon. 1t is the
story OF gentleman crook who coldly
plans robbery by capturing the affec-
tons of the daughter of the family he
proposes to victimize. The cast is
headed by Edmund Lowe. leading man
with Lenore Uric in The Son Daugh-
ter"
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Amusements

Dennis O'Neil, blackface comedians:
Irene and Bernice Hart, Jay NJ. Regain.
Hazel Webb and Helen Eby. Not the
least feature of the revue is the Rolls
Royce chorus of thirty.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
Apollo.

Sunday and Monday. Lois Webers
ITO Please One Woman; Tuesday,
The Mutiny of the Elsinore"; We'd
nesday. Bebe Daniels. in You Never
Can Tell; Thursday. Ethel Clayton,
in "The Sins of Rozanne"; Friday.
Billie Burke. in THE Frisky Mrs.
Johnson; Saturday. THE Soul of
Youth"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
whispering Devils"

Next week will bring to Moore's
Garden Theater, beginning Sunday,
conway Tearle and Rosemary Theby.
in whispering Devils" drama
by Henry Arthur Jones, adapt-
ed from the gripping story, Michael
and His Lost Angel" in which a min
ister'a girl alone on an island. temp
tation and another. woman are in
volved.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
'Hilestones."

How 'the old order changeth'' will be
portrayed at Moore's RiaIto Theater
next week. beginning Sunday. in mile
stones" the new Goldwyn picture adapt
ed from the play by Arnold Bennett and
Edward Knoblauch. The story is told
through which the fortunes and ro-
mances Of the Rhead and Sibley fami-
lies are traced. Lewis Stone and Alice
HOLSTER head the cast.
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ASSIGNED TO DUTY HERE.

Lieut.. Col. Claude Z. Brigham.
Coast Artillery Corps. has been as
signed to duty in the Office of the
chief of chemical warfare service,
this CITY
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05

Jan Kubelfk, the eminent violinist.
will be heard in concert at the Ma
tional Theater Thursday afternoon.
January Is, at $3.50 o'clock. This will
be the third concert in the Artists
Course The announcement should
be of much interest to admirers of
Kubelik, who will be heard here for
the first time after six years absence.
Seats are now on sale at Mrs Will
con, Greene's Concert Bureau. 18th and
g streets.
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York.

Sunday. James Oliver Curwood's
"Nomads Of the North; Monday. Syl-
via Dreamer, in Unseen Forces:
Tuesday. H. B. Warner. in One Hour
Before Dawn; Wednesday, Blanche
Sweet. in Help Wanted. Male;
Thursday, Billie Burke. in THE
Frisky Mrs. Johnson; Saturday. Bebe
Daniels in You Never Can Tell"
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Knickerbocker.

Crandalrs kEickerbocker will offer.
next Sunday and Monday, Dangerous
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aThe Storm

gagement at the National Theater
Sunday night. 1t il q me1odrama, and
a thriller, both In story and wonder
ful scenic effectA ~
Absorbing to New York critics no
melodrama OF the past twenty years
the emotions. Every feature OF the
story, the blizzard and the stupen-
dously thrilling forest fire. Is ac-
credited with being SO true to life
that one Is unconsciously transported
from the realms OF the make-believe
10 the land Of the actual
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05
Avenue Granu.

Sunday and Monday. "The Fur
mace; Tuesday and Wednesday.
James Oliver Curwood'S "Nomads Of
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Savoy.

Sunday and Monday. Thomas
Meighan, in Conrad in Quest of His
Youth; Tuesday and Wednesday,
1.-The Furnace: Thursday. Ethel Clay
tom, in 1.-The Sins of Rozanne"; Fri
day. Mitchell Lewis in Burning Day
light: Saturday, Mr.. and Mrs. Carter
de Haven. in Twin Beds
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Peggy"

Peggy" a new musical comedy in
two acts, win be presented at the Shu-
bert-Belasco next week, beginning Sun
day night. under the direction Of Mack
Hilliard Of the Selwyns. The book and
lyrics are by Fred Caryn and the music
by Lon Dymond- 1t has been staged by
Allan < Foster, producer of May
time" 1.-THE Half Moon and other sue
cessesL Joseph Physioc designed the
settingA
Included in The cast are James C..
Morton. Virginia O'Brfen, late co-star
Of 'Buddies": Russell Mack. Lenora
Novazio. the original Rainbow GirP';;
Skeet Gallagher. Virginia Eastman,
Wayne Num-. Joan Elton and others,
with beauty chorus.
A special feature win be a display OF
all the latest spring frocks and hats
A musical fantasy entitled style" will
display forty-eight individual models OF
hats
The scenes are laid in a stock brokers'
Office at the Ritz-Cariton and at a
fashionable millinery shop on 5th ave-
nue.. The story concerns Peggy Logan
q shopgiri. who wins success In Wall
street and in smart society.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-01-05

the North; Thursday. Sylvia Dreamer.
in Unseen Forces; Friday. Ethel
Clayton. in 1.-The Sins of Rozanne";
Saturday. The Branding Iron"
The Washington times., 1921-11-08
ADVERTISEMENT.
HIS HEALTH BROKE DOWN---HE
I HAD LOST WEIGHT, STRENGTH

did wonders for me. My appetite i'm.
proved. l became less nervous and
my indigestion worries left me. I
gained several pounds in weight and
carbuncles have not returned since.
1t feels so good to be feeling
good once more that I'm taking an.
other bottle, and you surely get your
moneys worth with Phos.Pho
Vitamine," continued Mr.. Brooks,
221S 1st st. N. w.
Thousands of people here in Wash.
ington are taking these highly con.
centrated, powerful. and easy to take
tablets. Phos.Pho Vitamine Tablets
contain a proper dose of both Fat
Soluble and Water Soluble Vitamines
combined with Glycerophosphites.
They are harmless as food-results
are quick-they keep indefinitely, and
are very economical.
Each bottle OF Phos.Pho Vitamine
tablets bears name Of Irving Labora.
tory, Wheeling, w. Va, which is n
guarantee OF finest quality and pur.
ity In medicine. At this time OF year
everyone in rundown condition
should build themselves up.
Note: We gladly prepay a genuine
bottle of sixty Phos.Pho Vitamine
tablets to anyone on receipt OF price
81. plus &c war tax-Peoples DRUG
Stores, Washington, ID. c.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08
Original OriginatOrs Of Or.
iginalities" would be the proper
term for contributors to ii and s,
thinks "OIDONO."
GREATER VOICES.

c'Wherefore, seeing we are COM
passed about with so great a cloud
Of witnesses. ." HEBREWS
1919
Hail, far-gathered Ministers,
Do you come to seal the curse
Laid, three brief twelve months
agOne,
That foul beast OF war upon?
Then, go springing to the call,
Lest once more the horror fall,
TwOfOld troublOus, on our days,
Shun old, dark, accustomed ways:
Clique, cabal. triumvirate,
Yelled ambition, hidden hate,
Pleading, parley, compromise,
Tongues in courteous nOthings
Turn you, then, Ambassadors,
From impOtent orators.
There's greater voice still
Ringing from each Flanders hill:
Cast you now the sword aside:
mot for less than this we died:
Not for less we heartened Earth
with the music of our mirth
Marching on the roads to death;
Not for less we gave the breath
"Of rOse-scented springs to be,
Love and laughter; cheerily
Laid 1.-the bodies In the mold.
Dare you dream OF vantage, gold,
you shall reap damnation twain,
Curse Of Judas and Of Cain.
Then, far-gathered Ministers,
Come you, now, to seal the curse
Laid, three brief Twelve months
agOne,
THAT foul beast Of war upon"
KARL MYERS.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08
Carbuncles, Bronchitis and
Kindred Ills Kept
Him Worried.
TAKES NEW TABLETS;
HE REGAINS HEALTH

"If there are any more people In
Washington like me they should take
my tip" declared Robert Il. Brooks,
who for many long months was In
poor health himself.
II had the influenza-it left me
with broken health. l was bothered
with sort OF bronchial trouble.
was rundown generally. l had lost
a lot of weight and carbuncles came
and went regularly Then one day
/ read In the Scientific American
about Vitamines. The article told oi
how wonderful Vitamines were for a
persons health. The next day
picked up the Washington paper and
right before my eyes was an adver-
tisement saying that the Peoples
Drug Stores were featuring n
yitamine tablet. l went down and
got a, bottle, and that one bottle
The Washington times., 1921-11-08
A JAP VIEW OF AMERICAN
AND JAPANESE WOMEN.

Admiral Baron Kato, Of Japan,
said to an American visitor, last
night, when he was asked what he
thought OF the American women:
This II my first visit to America.
1 don't want to offend, but strange
an interesting Ihings NEE my
eyes In America. | can easily see
that American women have two
legs. l have TO guess as to how
many legs "a Jap. ..nese woman has,
because she wears long dresses"
III 4 5 FAN.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08
IS THE o. G.. SINGLE?

The question before the house is,
Is the Office Goat single or mar
ried? We've tried to shield his past
life, but along comes this communi-
cation:
Dear Shipmate and Skipper:
l hope "HARPERS FERRY" was
Just handing out n kid when he
said Office Goat had a better half
whose mOnicker IL "Nannie." I've
always supposed the office Goat was
an old bachelor. or e:se n widOwer,
and visiOned him with his hoOfs up
ON the table and halos of pipe smoke
wreathinx his whiskers, with ashes
and euchre decks littering the sane
tum's bachelor floor. Was 'HAR-
PERS FERRY" misinfOrmed? II
not. 1 suppose the stork will be along
presently and the first thing you
know you'll be having to install q
nursery and kindergarten In the Of
flee for the Goat family. You'd bet
ter have them nuptiaIs annulled,
Bill, before It's too late!
Yours In wild alarm,
JOE CONKLIN.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08
KHAYYAMING AGAIN.

RHAYYAMING AGAIN.
(Another Verse Of Omar's yoIsteadled.
"And lately. by the Tavern Door
iorlOrn,
Came stealing through the dusk
man unshOrn
Gearing IA vessel on his hip; and
He bid me taste Of IL; (at 81 per
taste) and
'Twas-the corn"
PAUL WHITE.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08

There is great scarcity Of
bulls for MericGn bull fights,
aud get in this country zoe are
reeklessIy shooting the bull
eveIY minute.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08
NEWSPAPER SECRETS.

Who remembers tOhen a certain,
editor of The Herald used to comb
his hair Vith his false teeth? He's
quit IL nUtV, because hes baldhead-
cd.
Nc.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08

Say. Bill, will the homeopathic
physicians hereafter be able to carry
all their medicines with them?
SLIM.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08

I know a guy who got ten years
for obeying the advice, BE natural,
act natural, and do natural things"
SNIP.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08

A Philadelphia teacher opines that
bald heads I'm married men are sure
signs of love, as there can be no
true love without hair-pulling.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08
Latest song hit of the season:
'When Maggie Swallowed the
Spoon She Could Not Stir"
DUMBELL.
TEN AMERICAN CITIES.

All you've got to do is to turn
the letters in these proper names
around and you'll find ten American
cities:
Sale T. Haas Mike u. Vale
Ola s. Muis Miss Kieem
Nicola S. Cap Selma /. Nippon
Earl N. Owens Ester c. Rob
Cirene v. Pod Lima A. Drake
PICKLES.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08

NEWS COMMENTS.
The appearance of silk shirts on
bargain counters Is the end of an
other era I'm American history.
The Washington times., 1921-11-08
6!;sDhEARD |, D ..':, "'SEGEsS
BY BILL PRISE

CONFERENCE COGITA TONS.
The delegates Of the foreign coun-
tries had better not disarm 50 long
as Il Is known that they brought
large quantities Of booze with them
10 Washington.
n, foreign country is going 10 put
anything over ON the United States
SO long as CHARLES HUGHES to
the line.
IL the price Of rubber heels and
die hO.5U sock uOes no 60 up,
we may rest assured that the dele
gates irus. each other implicitly
with reseryations).
"Yap" will bob up, Of course. hut
all conferences have "A few "yaps
In them.
oil will be there, too; petroleum
and Its various by-prOducts, such as
"gas," 'salye," etc.
IT'S THE .ANTI-SEAS SON.
It's antithis and anti.that,
To follow anti-rum;
Anti-cOffee, an'i-tea
And antichewing gum.
It's anti.shimmy, and anti Jazz,
And anti-ice cream cones,
Anti i-pOker, antibridge,
And anti-ivOry bones.
It's anti kiss and anti-hug,
And anti tcigarettes,
Anti-baseball, antifights,
And antirace and bets.
It's anti-shOrt skirts. anti-legs,
Anti-mOvies, anti-pIays.
Anti. dec GILLETTE,
And anti.Great White Ways.
It's antiSunday papers and
It's anti mirth and glee,
It's antipleasure, anti-jOy,
And anti-liberty.
And now they've got me doing Il,
And that Is why this chanty.
Yes, I'm a rabid Anti-tOO;
For I'm IN Anti-Anti.
JOE CARANFA.
Edith and Flora spent their vaca-
tion in the country.
THAT young farmer tried to kiss
me" said Edith. He said he
never kissed girl in his life"
What did you tell him?"
THAT / was no agricultural ex-
pertinent station"
WAY DOWN EAST.