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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-05-13

Time Changes
Hoxie Enterprise-We see they have
operated on Chicago boys head to
make better boy of him. That
isn't where our dad used to operate
on us to make better boy of us
From Now On
The early lawnmower cuts short
many morning nap.
And Did She?
Edith got hat at such a bargain
this morning / just feel like hugging
myself
Jack Hadn't you better have it
done by proxy?
How Qeer These Mortals Be?
4 was going to,giye Jones little
friendly advice this morning"
And didn't your"
mo, he started to tell me how to
run my affairs, and that's something
/ tolerate from no man."
So Touching
Poor suitor-But sir.<I thrill at your
daughters slightest touch.
Practical father-After marriage
You'd be more likely to thrill at it
her slightest touch is usually for a
hundred aollarss
Sarcastic Spouse
Hub tduring quarreD. You don't
have to tell me, know all my short
comings and my weaknesses and de-
fects.
Wife-Then you know a great deal.
Notes and Beams
Aren't people queer?" queries r. j.
NJ "A married friend buttonholed me
this morning and poured into my. ear
a choice bit of scandal. But don't let
it go any further, Bob ne ended.
" No. certainly not | said. But
how did you happen to hear it,
"'Oh. the wife, of course he ans
wered. She's just like all women
can't keep a secret And off he
went"
fIirty Old Neptune
Having just witnessed one of those
bathing girl films, the faomus cues
ton. Why does the ocean stay SO
close to the shore?" no longer puz
lies us.
Played out-epen air concerts.
Time and tide wait for no man
but the woman who has the time and
rants 10 be tied does.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-05-13
With Wits and ..Funnies',,
ocoeoooocoeccooecccoec ooooocooeoeceoeeoc

The Trouble
Her Friend should think of the
two you would accept Jack; he has
such a sunny disposition.
.She-That's just the trouble: you
see / freckle so easily.
Memories
My fiivver pals now earth wears
white.
All, for the good old-fashioned way!
A pretty girl, star-lit night,
Fleet horse. bells jingling, open
sleigh.
Safe Bet
Shelf fashion makes our dresses
any shorter | don't know what we'll
do.
He-I do; you will wear them.
Be On the Watch
Your sins are sure to find you out,
but see to it that Opportunity doesn't.
Giving Him Away
Edith-Do you know, when Jack
went to put the engagement ring on
my finger, he really didn't know which
finger it should go on.
Maud-Well, he must have very
poor memory
Literally So
Edith You say his attention to you
have been marked
Maud-Yes; he has never taken
the price tag off his presents.
Kitten Would Naturally Be Blue
From an exchange-The bride was
attired in a dark blue kittens ear,
beautifully designed in iridescent
beads.
Il went into hotel the other day
and asked for Manhattan cocktail,
but the Manhattan't any"
Job was pestetred with boils, mod
ern man with bills.
Dead men tell no tales-not even
ghost stories.
Marrying a man to reform him is
like trying to make good omelet out
of bad eggs.
Another way of saying it with
fiowers-Girls, if you want hearts-ease
don't marigold.
The i'll wind that blows nobody good
must be the breath of scandal.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-05-13

ago last summer. When began US
ing it was fiat on my back in bed ana
could not turn to the right or left. i
had a bottle of Chamberlain's LINZ
ment in the house and this was APP
piled to my back. It promptly drove
away the pains and aches.adv
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-05-13
WEAK, NERVOUS,
ALL RUNDOWN
Missouri Lady Suffered Until She
Tried Cardui.-Says "Result
Was Surprising. Got Along
Fine, Became Normal
and Healthy.

Springfield Mo.-"My back was so
weak / could hardly stand UP, and |
would have bearing-down pains and
was not well at any time" says Mrs.
D. v. Williams, wife of a well-known
farmer on Route s, this place. Il
kept getting headaches and having to
20 to bed" continues Mrs. Williams
describing the troubles from which
she obtained relief through the use OF
Cardui. My husband, having heard
of Cardui, proposed getting it for me.
81 saw after taking some Cardui
that | was improving. The result
was surprising. felt like a different
person.
Later / suffered from weakness
and weak back, and felt all rundown.
I did not rest well at night, / was so
nervous and cross. My husband said
he would get me some Cardui, which
he did. 1t strengthened me -. My
doctor said got along fine | was In
good healthy condition. ! cannot
say too much for it.
Thousands of women have suffered
as Mrs. Williams describes, until they
found relief from the use of Cardui.
Since il has helped SO many, you
should not hesitate to try Cardui u
troubled with womanly ailments.
For sale everywhere. ES5
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-05-13
LuM8AGo

This is rheumatism Of the mus
cles of the back. It comes on sudden
" and is quite painful. Every move
ment aggravates the disease. Go to
bed. keep quiet and have Chamber
lain's Liniment applied and quick
recovery may be expected. Mrs. F. J.
Damn, Brockport. y. Y, writes: q
can honestly say that chamberlain's
Liniment cured me of lumbago q year
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-05-13
SUGAR

IA pounds OF sugar for 500 with
dollars worth of other groceries. for
cash. Saturday and Monday only.
H. B. WELLINGTON.
Corner Main and South End Streets
1-21-2t.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
Vienna Janitors Refuse To Fill
 Role Of Spies

Vienna.-The conciergeS or jani- tors of Vienna apartment houses have risen in protest against one of the oldest and most distinctive institutions of Europe and refused longer to act as spies for the police.
 The employment of concierges as police spies has been the custom for so long that it's origin seems to be lost in history and they have been counted as one of the most valuable capitals.
 They have been required to note and, report the coming and going of their tenants and generally to main cain an espionage over the people whom they serve.
 This practice has been one of the most objectionable features of for eign life to Americans who have made their homes temporarily or per manentIy in French and Austrian cit ies, for Americans are unused to hay ing their daily actions the subject of reports to the police.
 The concierges of Vienna have all ways received most of their income from the tips of tenants. They car ry the keys to the building and with out their aid tenants could not obtain admission at night. The janitors now refuse to stay up all hours of the night to open doors for late corners and, instead of tips, demand fixed salaries from the landlords. They also ask for clean, dry rooms, sick in SIrance benefit at the prOprietors exper se and other reforms. They in stst that every tenant shall be provid- ed with a front door key.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
"$45.O0
Silk Dresses

Taffeta of an exceptionally good quality. All dresses show good style in variety of models. Some are made quite plain, others again trimmed in becoming way Sizes run from 16 years for misses to size A.
 C=ee:a1 a4 &2E 0N
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
Ohio Town Will Move To New
 Location

Osborn, O.-On July l. if present plans are followed out, this town of 250 buildings and dwellings will gather up its belongings. pack up its buildings and start moving a mile and half distant.
 Motion picture cameras will grind away, preserving the unique record of a whole town sliding away on rail- road tracks.
 Osborn has to move, because of the danger from flood in the Miami val ley
 It had it's troubles finding a. new home, as most househunters do these days. The town of Fairfield wanted sought an injunction preventing the latter town from moving in.
 Judge Hartley at Xenia, however, the other day dissolved the injunc- uon, and as far as anyone knows now, there is nothing moro to prevent Osborn from changing its location.
 The new Osborn will nearly adjoin Fairfield. Probably Fairfield's jeal- ousy will extend so far that it will crowd to it's windows when Neighbor Osborn's goods start to move in and criticise them. Maybe it will sniff disdainfully at the color of some of Osborn's Buildings, and point out with superiority that if it had to do the moving it certainly wouldn't move such looking things.
 Osborn's people are enthusiaStc about their town, and feel a new lease on life for it. when it gets moved. Business men and officials are busily planning ways and means to bring new industries, and start the build ing of a larger and more modern town.
 An expert is being sought to super wise the plating of the new site, which is to start immediately.
 Three concerns are seeking the job of removing Osborn. A contract is to be awarded soon.
 Plans now provide for the laying of railroad tracks between Osborn's old and new home, and transporting the buildings and dwellings on spec1- ally bIliIt ra aflIOad cars
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
Opening Week Spring Fashions in Ready Wear Garments and Millinery
he Spring Hats

One may walk through this spring display where every model is loveer than the one before The charm is beyond all description Dropping plumes and airy lace ves add softenng touches to otherwise plain styles
 Sports and Tailored Hats are negligently easy prinly severe.
 Hats of Silk Viska which is very soft and pllabe braid. And again have novelty braids from Belgium, France and Switzerland. Such bralds are extremely light in weight and readily adapt them selves to many turns and twists. Hence hats of any shape may be entirely made of these imported silk braids.
 Tagals which tinsel woven and have broad b1ims In these large wide brimmed hats with sim pie trimming is the influence of the Directolre period cluster of flowers scarf of Chantilly lace ornamented with jet pins and single tassel Chapeaux pour la Debutante, graceful models quite exclusive.
 Feathers of ooque and golden pheasant make very striking decoration black lserie straw with an up-turned brim. Grown is of black Cire ribbon. Models from Knox, Jardin FeTle Heller, Maurice
 Rawak, Bruck- Weiss and Country Club One corner is especially devoted to Junior Hats
 coquettish styles for to 16 years
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
We're Not So
 Smart At That

Worcester, Mass.-Human intelli- gence has increased little during the past two thousand years, according to Dr. William H. Burnham, professor of Pedagogy and School of Hygiene at Clark University.
 Ability to do things, the psychol- ogist acknowledges, has advanced enormously and this is responsible for the many improvements.
 But Fundamentally he believes we are no further along than the people were in ancient Athens.
 Correction of this stagnation, Pro- lessor Burnham believes, lies with the proper training of children.
 Many children are hopeless nor ons from birth,'' he said, 'but a much larger number have their mental de veIopment retarded because of mis- understanding by parents or teach CTS. If we should change that con- ditiou the improvement of the child's intellect would be easy.
 He adVocateS more rigid mental tests for immigrants.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
JAPAN SHOULD WELCOME U. 5.
 IN EAST

Tol1io.-Criticism of Japanese who insist on staying in Japan, attempt ing immigration into the United States, or criticizing the United States for the latter's activities in the Ori- ent is contained in the first of a series of articles on radical thought, appearing in the Kokumin Shimbun from the pen of Viscount Otani, To- kio Buddhist abbott.
 Viscount Otani sees in the Ameri- can development of countries adja- cent to Japan the only means by tricts may be made to realize their fullest good to Japan. He criticizes Japanese who complain about the immigration laws in California, praises American enterprises in China and finally says that '-the task of de- veloping Eastern Siberia can be ac- complished only with American money"
 to my coupntrymen, says Viscount Otani in his articles on radical thought, the first of which appeared recently in the kokumin. '"The fate the people think of making fortunes without labor within the boundaries of this country.
 Need American Capital
 ''The task of developing the east ern part of Siberia can be accom- plished only with American money. To speak Fundamentally America is the only country in the world which can undertake the exploitation of Si- beria- This is why I have been in sisting upon the lease by America of part of the Russian territory in the Far East.
 ''The development of China, a country vast in extent and immeasur- able in the wealth that lies hidden there, cannot be undertaken by Ja- panese capital alone. That is the reason that I welcome the invest ments of Americans there. I cannot personally understand the method of reasoning which induces the Japan csc to protest against the Americans exclusion of them in California. while they themselves are declaring against the participation of the Americans in the development of ChiV~-
 "It is a truth that Japanese do not like the investment of American caD- ital in the Far East, especially in Manchuria. To speak plainly, I cannot understand the reason for this Japanese aversion to American en- terprise in the Orient
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
JAP PRINCE COMING TO 
 AMERICA

Tolio- Correspondence of the As sociated Press.)-The reported forth coming visit to Europe and the United States of Hirohito, the future ruler of Japan has created additional interest in the personality of the This is the first time that a Japan csc Crown Prince will have gone abroad.
 His Imperial Highness the Grown Majesty the Emperor, was born on July. 1912, when His Majesty sue ceeded to the throne, his Imperial H1ghness was proclaimed Crown
 The Grown Prince is today a ma Jor of infantry in the imperial army and a heutenant-command In the navy. As major, His Highness is attached to the first regiment of the imperial guards and as lieutenant commander, to the headquarters of the first squadron of the imperial navy.
 At the age of six, His Highness was enrolled among the pupils of the Pri- mary Section of the Peers School and received the customary common with otEer pupils of this famous school, who are in the main the chill dren of the aristocracy. In March 1914, the young prince was graduated and then there was established the imperial education institute in the precincts of the Grown Princes res idcnce. Here his IIighness, during a course of several years, has received a higher grade of education in mat terS military and civil. The course was spread over seven years and His Highness is now in the last year of the course.
 As an officer of the imperial serv- ices, the young Prince began his career as sub-lieutenant in the army and second sub-lieutenant in the navy. In October 1914, came his first promotion-to infantry Heuten- ant and naval sub-lieutenant; in Oc- tober 1916 the second promotion, to infantry captain and naval first lieu tenant; and in October 1920, the third promotion, to infantry major and naval lieutenant-command
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
Glnghans

The New Spring Assortment David and John Anderson's Ginghams in plain colors, checks and medium plalds These imported ginghams, beautifully finished and the colcrs are fast. The designs and patterns are especially good for children's dresses. The width is g inches
 Now display
 $1.25 yard
 floor
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
New Designs in Large Rugs
 Imperial Ispahans 9 x l2

Unexcelled for beauty of coloring and the weave is the finest that ever came from carpet loom. The texture is like velvet, heavy, rich and lying smoothly close to the floor. The colors are the rare Indian blues, rose, olive and cream with occasional black shadngs. Medium and dark eff fects for drawing rooms libraries and living rooms. Best of all domestic rugs.
 Fourth floor
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
The Necklace

According to modes each costume may have it's necklace to corre- spond and the flashing display of crystals of every color makes the jewelry case a brilliant place.
 New designs in jade, sapphire and aquama- rine blue and green as sea water,
 $2.5O to S5.95 Rhinestone Bar Pins Attractive, and set with very finely cut stones,
 S1.OO
 Main foor-
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07

Second floor
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
Special at $500
This Week, Special :!

With every two pound Can of Woods Gilt Edge Coffee We will give absolutely Free One half pound of Woods May Queen Tea
 Your choice of flavor Woods Gilt Edge Coffee is considered par excel lence It is perfect blending of high grade coffees and is celebrated for it's delicious aroma, flavor and strength. It comes packed in air tight and al ways retains perfect flavor to the very last particle Many familiar with the qualities of this coffee it is the brand used each day tea room. May be had in bean ground.
 2 lbs for 90 cts Half pound of May Queen Tea is regular 60 ct grade
 ment
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
HARVARD AND TIGERS
 TO RAGE NAVY CREW

Cambridge. - Harvard. Princeton and the Navy will meet in a varsity crew race on Lake Carnegie on May '. The event was cancelled recently because it was thought that the An napolis men could not get the neceS- sary permission from the Navy De- partment, but this has since been granted, it was said.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07

Gen. Auguste Mercier, who. as French Minister of War in 1894, in stituted dismissal proceedings against Capt Dreyfus, died at Paris at the age of ST years.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
Quaker Lace Curtains
Spring Patterns

Strong square meshed weaves with medallions in- terwoven Designs of French baskets, bouquets tied with bowknots and other conventional patterns of refined and pleasing character.
 With lace edges, 85 cts to S2.OO a yard Without edges, 50 to 75 cts @ yard
 floor
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
Cards and Folders


 The Easter Cards are out, and there are some very unusual imported cards among them,
 5 to 50 cts St. Patrick's Day In vitations, favors and unique novelties,
 5, 10 and 15 cts Birthday Or ee t ing Cards in designs and verses appropriate for all ages 5 to 50 cts
 Main floor front
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
I ailored Suits
Tn navy blue Mems Wear Serge

Tn navy blue Mems Wear Serge
 Made straight lines, pressed and tailored in the most perfect way. Marrow string .belts of buttons and sometimes silk embroidery stitching make the trimming Coats lined with an excellent quality of silk guaranteed for two seasons,
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-03-07
Opening Week Specials Electric Irons. full 6

Opening Week Specials Electric Irons, full 6 ID size, nickel plated and fully guaranteed. Com plete with cord, plug and stand. Regular price $500,
 $3.95
 Wash Boilers of heavy tin with heavy copper bottoms, wood handles and seamless covers. In No. 8 size. Regular price $3.75,
 $3.2O
 Aluminium Tea Ket- ties in medium weight, with seamless bodies, curved spouts and wood grip handles. Regular price $3.50,
 $2.65
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1921-03-17
Indicate Oil RepiOn.

Jackson, Miss, Feb. William
Edwards of Shubuta, who is here in
attendance on the grand chapter SEES
sion of the Masonic Grand Lodge
visited the office of DR.. E. N. Lowe
the state geologist, this morning
with specimens that he states have
analysed as high as 6S per cent as
phalt of high grade.
DR.. Lowe stated that similar spec
linens are to be found in and about
Jackson though not in quantity sim
liar to that found in Clarke county
The interest of these specimens lies
in the fact that their presence is pre-
sumptive evidence that there is or has
been oil and gas in the region, and in
the fact that Kinds and Clarke lie in
the same stratum.
Mr.. Edwards has acquired extern
sive acreage on the strength of his be-
lief in the indications, and it is pos
sible that if neither oil or gas devel-
ops the stratum of asphalt will be re-
peated below the surface in CONNER
cial quantities.-North Miss. Herald.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1921-03-17
adopted as the standard.

adopted as the standard.
@. If borrower gives 36-year
mortgage, has he always the right to
pay it off before maturity?
A. He may pay it all, or any part
in multiples of $25 on any interest
paying date after it has run five
years. But it is recommended that
he always make these payments on
the basis of taking up certain num-
Der of his future payments on the
principal.
@. Why is he not allowed to pay it
off before five years?
A. Because the borrower is using
money which the Federal land banks
has borrowed by the sale of bonds.
And bonds cannot advantageously be
sold for a shorter period than five
years.
@. What is the rate of interest?
A. 5 1-2 per cent.
A Washington dispatch says that
new plan of rural credits, to sup
plement the Farm Loan Act, has
been drawn and that this will be
pressed at the special session of Con-
gress. This is a plan to furnish short
term loans to farmers upon live
stock, personal property OF stored ag-
ricultural products; to increase the
amount permissible to be loaned to
one person under the Farm Loan act
from $4,000 to $4,000, and to
place regulations in the hands of the
Federal Farm Loan Board so they
can accept warehouse receipts, chat
tel loans on stocks OF other evidences
or pledges on personal property as a
basis for the issuing of debentures OF
bonds to be sold by the Farm Loan
banks.
The southern land banks are To-
Gated in New Orleans, Louisville and
st. Louis. Persons desiring to get in
touch with any of these banks should
address them in this style: "Federal
Land Bank of New Orleans, Louis
vile, or st. Louis" The banks are
equipped with all necessary litera-
ture to accommodate inquirers.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1921-03-17
FEDERAL AID FOR FARMERS IN FORM OF
FARM LOANS AVAILABLE IN 50 DAYS
BLOW TO MORTGAGE SHARKS
M'ADOO.

In commenting upon the decision,
w. G. McAdoo said:
The decision of the Supreme
Court upholding the constitutionality
of the Federal Farm Loan Act is OF
great Importance to the farmers of
the United States. This progressive
measure of the Wilson administra-
ton has been a constant thorn in the
flesh Of the farm mortgage sharks,
who fought it in the Congress and
through all the courts.
"The highest court now puts at
rest all OF their contentious and
clears the way for the Congress to
further liberalize the law and en-
large it's usefulness to the agricul-
tural interests of the country"