The Holbrook news., 1921-04-08
LOCAL NOTES
 FROM ADAMANA

MT. Jones great mental suffering and agony, will call at the Santa Fe depot between the hours of 8 a. m. and 4 p. m. (noon hour ex- cepted) and apologize, all will be forgiven.
 MT. Jacob Grill, the father-in- law of MT. Claussey, received a very painful injury April 1st, while unloading a trunk out of a coach. The trunk slipped and fell on MT. GrilPs foot. At this writing, however, MT. Grill is very much better.
 Professor Pete Beaslet, re- fused to attend the dance Satur- day night, for the reason that the management had intimated that they would look with dis favor on the presence of too many gentlemen who had earlier in life, neglected the use of that famous herpicide which makes it unnecessary to comb your hair from circumference to the cen Fter; the management claiming that these bright and shiny domes reflected the, lights from the lamps into the eyes of the dancers and caused them to bump into one another.
 Mrs. w. O. Morgan received a communication from her neice, Mrs. E. E. Smith, stating that she was married to E. B. Smith in Fresno, Calif., Easter Sunday. Of course there are many, very many, Mrs. Smiths in the Unit ed States and Canada, and in fact they are scattered all over our insular possessions, but the particular Mrs. Smith referred to in these dispatches, was form erly Miss Hattie Johnson, of Adamana and Holbrook. Miss Johnson's wedding was a sur prise to most all of her relatives except her husband. Mrs. Smith says one of the given names of her husband is Ever-it; we do not understand this as~John was the given name of every Smith we ever knew heretofore; at least that is the case in Adam ana anyway. I am send them some nursery rhymes, in case they would ever need them-yOu know?
 Miss Mattie married a man
 Whose maiden name was
 Smith.
 He's got a Ford and a farm of
 land,
 Which shows he is no myth. They are already out west,
 Where they're building a nest And lining the thing with
 prunes,
 While their voices are blending
 in the merriest of tunes. : At the close of day they are
 far away from the city's
 noise and clang,
 So they bid goodnight
 And blow out the light, And let the rest of the world go
 hang.
 The Adamana Kangaroo Dane ing club gave, at the Adamana school house, Saturday night, one of the finest and best attend ed dances of the season. There were about 75 people present, not including the IS babies who at intervals were very much present. A crisis in the even, ing's entertainment was very inn minent at one time, when the whole IS babies in unison, enter ed protest against being de prived of their "home brew" in definitely. The situation was saved by the suggestion of a certain resident bachelor that a temporary nursery be installed in a nearby cottage, which was done promptly and a competent nurse put in charge. Just as the last baby was being carried out, the Silva orchestra comnenced playing that very latest dreamy waltz, entitled, After the Bawl," thus the Situation was saved by the master of "Dogey Flats" Are you listening, Geo. Jensen?
 Mrs. M. J. Clossey, after first ascertaining that her husband was sound asleep, proceeded to go to Winslow to visit some Michigander friends of theirs by the name of Harry Adelfson and incidentally to do some much needed shopping. All of this she accomplished before MT. Clossey awoke. Isn't it singular M. J. can be trusted only when he is asleep?
 Mrs. Wm. Nelson has received a communication from the cham Der of commerce at Gallup stat ing that April the 18th, under fbo a,1cpioac Of 4Laf Io0J,y +b arc