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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1921-05-26

MIA V con el objeto de presenciar los
ejercicios que forman parte del progra-
ma, va construirse una trihuna en- Ia
Plaza Cleveland, donde Sc pronuncia-
ran discursos por varios ciudadanos
grominentes.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1921-05-26

El acuerdo a que nos referunos. eSta
concebido en- tsrrninos que dcJan YER
el deseo que ani-na i los hcmbres de
negocioS de San Antonio para cstaole-
Ger con nuestro pals IN franco e0ten-
dimiento Y un aCercamie0to effective
que sea provechoso para e. bienestar
general de los dos puebIos. Dlchc acuer
do dice textUaiments:
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1921-05-26
EN- MEJORES MATERIALES

Una parte de este emprestito sera
invertida en- Ia compra de niateria}es
requeriGos para ell desarroilo de me-
joras interiores que tiene "a proyecta
das cl gobierno del Brasil, debiendo
ser hechas estas compras los Es-
tados Unidos.
En- tticiembre 81 de 1920, Ia deuda
total del Brasil. tanto interior como
exterior era aproXimadamentc de un
billion de dolares. de los cuaies. ...-.
s565, 100000, pertenecfan a Ia deuda
exterior Y S435.o00.000 Id interior.
Una gran parte de esta deIda ha ST
do gastada recientemente con el pro-
p6sito de emprender la construction
de nuevas Was ferroviarias, vapores
mercantes y otras empresas especula
twas, que seran operadas por el go
bierno de acuella naci0n.
La deuda ''per cApite" de esta es
por consighiente muy .baja pues ocu
pa Ell penultimo lugar en- Ia escala de
las deudas que Sc halla constitulda
de Ia sieuiente manera: Alemania.. :
s5.l5s.00. Francia, s1.107.9o; La Gran
Bretaha, sS27.29; Australia. s324,29;
Canada. S275.0S; Estados Unidos.....
s227.S3; Argentina, sl11.9o; Suiza,..
ss2.71; Dinamarca. sS3.S5; Brash,..
1888 Mexico. $500.
uN PALS VAsTo " RICO
"
La area de los Estados Unidos del
Brasil es un POGO mas Srinde que
!, de los Estados Unidos de Ameri-
ca Francia, IngIaterra, Escocia Y
Gales combinadas. sea aproximada
mente 100000 milias cuadradaA 6u
(Pasa a In Sal
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1921-05-26
LA ULTIMA NCCHe DE
SU VIDA

La ultima noche de su vida paseo
durante dos horas en- autonovil con
dos amigos suyos y Sc retro las
diez nenos cuarto, simulando que iba
acostarse. pero no 10 hizo asf, por-
que las ropas de su lecho 10 denun-
ciaron V porque Sc lie encontro con
las ropas de vestir que us6 el dia an
terror cuando sus familiares acudle-
ron al or los disparos.
Al hacerse Ia autopsia del cadaver,
Sc enconr6 que los dos prinleros tiros
no penetraron en- la cabeza, sino que
Sc alojaron en- el cuerpo cabeliudo,
ell tercero fallo Y el cuarto atraves6
Ia bovedo cerebral. siendo este iltimo
el que ccrto Ia existencia de Murioz.
FL cadaver sera sepultado hoy
las cuatro de la tarde por Ia Sociedad
Union" de la que era antique MEM
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1921-05-26

scr abandonado en- un futuro proxl-
mo es possible que en- breve asuma
In Presidencia el DR.. Henr!duez Car
baial. cosa que no hizo antes por IA
;ntromisi6n americana en- los asuntos
de Ia Isia.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1921-05-26
UN PALS VAsTo " RICO

tPasa a In 5Al
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
|. @ Poem b.
WIZ Uncle I John

You can search every spot in crea-
tion,
An you'll find what | tell you is so,
The most ondependable Iahoo
Is the man that's too quick TO let
60.
Then, give me the man that's a stay
er,
No matter how humble his lot
Who never complains at misfortune,
Ner pines at the little he's got
|zz,&@~ zz,&~
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
PROUD OF YOUR FARM?
NAME 1T AND PATENT 1T

Washington, Oct. 10 Secretary
Wallace of the Department of Agri-
culture has sent out notice that he
hopes will come to the attention of
all farmers proud Of their farm de-
vclopment. He wants them to know
that they can patent the name of
their farms and so establish a patent
ed standard of quality for their pro-
duce,
The United States patent office re-
Gently approved and published in the
Patent Office Gazette a trademark
covering "Hawkeye, the name of an
Iowa farm owned by Ledru c. Willis,
breeder of pure bred hogs, cattle and
sheep. He is the first stockman and
probably the first farmer, Secretary
Wallace says, to obtain a United
States trademark for his farm. If a
farmer uses his farm name and trade
mark as part of his selling operations
the trademark protects the owner of
the farm in interstate commerce.
Several states have laws which au-
thorize the registration of farm
names with the state authorities, but
a trademark registered by the gov
ernment protects the use of the farm
name outside of the state in which
the farm is located.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
Nation S Most Solemn
Military Funeral VIII
Be Held Armistice Day
SewiccS for Unidentified Enlisted
Soldier to Be americas Tribute
To Heroic Dead.

Washington, Oct. l0.-The most
impressive and solemn funeral in the
history Of the United States will be
that held in Washington and at Ar
lington Cemetery, November llth,
the third anniversary of the signing
of the Armistile This funeral cere-
Imony will mark the burial of an un-
identified enlisted man, one of the
| 4765,07l who served in the United
| States armed forces during the world
war.
The military honors accorded this
unknown soldier will be those pre-
scribed for one Of the rank of a gen.
eral.
BODY MIST Be Unknown.
The Qu8rernaster General of the
United States army is charged d.
rectly with the responsibility of Sc
lecting the body from among the un-
/ identified American dead in France.
Under orders Of the War depart
ment the selection must be made so
as 10 preclude any possibility of fu-
ture Identification as to the name,
the rank organization or service of
the unknown dead or the battlefield
upon which he fell. The Quarter
master General will deliver the body
to representatives of the American
army and navy at the port of Havre.
| France, AT that port it will be taken
in charge by a Rear Admiral of the
navy and transported in the United
States cruiser Olympia to the
Washington navy yards, where it will
arrive on November 9, 1921, after
dark. At the Washington navy yard
the body will Re received by a major
general Of the United States army
and a honor guard and borne to the
United States capitol where it will liz
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
But ONCE THAT WAY.

~ CA'NA AA''NA '''i'
The well-dressed man who smiled
in the doorway was plainly book
salesman.
The woman Of the house sensec
that such was his calling, She
greeted him rather icily.
Madam. he said politely, a an
selling volume, single volume
which think will interest you May
| not
No books, she said firmly. Pos.
itiyely none. | am not interested ir
any books
"Ah, not any books, possibly, bur
this particular book of mine is the
only one of its kind in the world
/ 1t is only S4 and worth many times
as much to its owner. May not
No" snapped the woman. 81
wouldn't buy it at any price ar
tired of opening my door and find
ing an agent standing there waiting
to sell me something
1 thought as much, my dear mad
am, and that is why | hoped to sci
you"
y am not Interested"
| shall never come this way agar
for knock but once-then pass or
forever. The title Of this volume is
HON. to Get Rid Of an Agent Whhou
Buying. Yes, indeed, madam, $4 is
correct | thank youl Good morn
ing Wdyside Tales.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
TIMES ARE CHANGED.

Standing in the aisle of a crowded
street car two colored youths en-
gagged in conversation.
"Eph Lightfoot amt wearin' any
silk shirts no more"
"Ah'll say he amt"
AN he is shinin his own shoes,
too"
"Ah'll say he is.
An he amt runnin no fivver no
more"
"Ahll say he amt"
"An' YOU member dat twenty dol
lar gold piece he used to wear on his
watch chain p
"Ah'll say do.
well, he's done changed it foah a
Lincoln penny Youngstown Tele-
gram.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13

will meet the remains at the amphi-
theatre at Arlington National Gene
terry and deliver an Grafton in COM
memoration of Americas dead in
the world war
Whole Nation to be Silent.
In accordance with proclamation
yet to be issued by the President of
the United States, all industries and
activities of all kinds within the con-
tinental limits of the United States
will cease from II O'Clock noon to
1902 P, NJ, Eastern time, Nov. If,
during which two minutes all citizens
of the United States will be request
ed to assemble in places Of worship
to do honor in memory of the dead.
In addition to the military escort
the following persons will be invited
to attend: (a) All living members
Of the Medal of Honor; (b) One rep
reSentatiye for every 10000 enlisted
men of the World war, such epre-
sentativeS to be selected by the gov
ernors of states and territories; (cl
one member of the American Legion
from each state and territory; (d) |
member from each of the other per-
manent war veteran societies and or
ganizations; (e) One officer and one
enlisted man from each arm and ser
vice Of the army and navy.
President to Deiiper Grafton.
AT the amphitheater, where the
President of the United States will
deliver the funeral address, will be
diplomatic corps and representatives
of the military and naval forces of
every nation represented in Wash
ington, with special honor accorded
to those who represent the allied ma
tions with which the United States
was associated in the World war.
In addition there will be the for
eign delegations which will have, by
that time, assembled here to attend
the conference for the limitation of
armaments 1t was intended to open
that conference at noon November /
in commemoration of Armistice day,
but this plan has been changed in
! Difference to the ceremonies in honor
of the unidentified enlisted soldier,
who stands as a symbol and type of
all American men who made the su-
preme sacrifice during the World
war.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13

the national guard. The cortege will
be headed by the United States Ma
rine band The pallbearers will con-
sist of eight general officers of the
United States army and four admir-
ais Of the United States navy The
body itself will be borne on a caisson
draped with the American flag. The
route of march from the capitol tc
the cemetery will be lined on bott
sides by United States regular in.
fantry stationed at an average dis.
tance of one man to every five yards
The President Of the United States
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
TOO QUICK TO LET GO.

When | set on the porch after sun
down,
An quietly puff at my cob,
NV mind Sorter dWellS on the feller
That works hiSself out of a job.
The feller that growls at his pittance
An envieS the man that has more,
There amt a blame thing he encOun-
terS
But touches spot where he's sore,
He don't enjoy Stretchin' the traces,
Ner champjn his teeth on the bits
An so, like a blame balky critter,
He humps a few times an jeS'
quits.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
NATURES HARMoNlES

"Oh, what heavenly music" eX-
claimed the fair summer boarder.
Il didn't know you had a jazz band
out here in the country"
I'VE amt got no kind of band, y
replied the farmer. That noise you
hear is pigs calling for their supper,
-NcW York Sun.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13

in state in the rotunda throughout the
day of November 10th and until the
hour of 9 A. M. November llth.
Impressive Military Corege.
AT that hour the body will be
moved to the amphitheatre at the Ar
lington National Cemetery. The body
will be escorted by battalion of u,
IS. field artillery, a squadron of U. S
cavalry, combat regiment of troops
composed oSone battalion of u, S
infantry, one battalion of U. S. sail.
orS and marines and one battalion OF
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
HE HAD HIS DouBTs.

An elderly man was persuaded by
one Of his sons to go with him to a
boxing exhibition.
The son paid for two 81 seats.
Now, dad, said the son joyfully,
You'll see more excitement for your
s. than you've ever seen in your life
before 81
I've got my doubts about that, "
he said gloomily. Two dollars was
all | paid for my marriage license. -
London Weekly Telegraph.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13

mothers day to drive it; on Tuesday,
the girls want it; Wednesday, |
promised to let the boy have it, and
Friday and Saturday it has to go in
for repairs. Sunday, if | am very
good they let me drive myself. -
Detroit Free Press.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
SMILE AWHILE
KEEPING Up WITH HIM.

"You ought to have a chauffeur
Cant you afford one?'
q might afford the chauffeur re.
piled Mr.. Chuggins. But couldn
afford the kind Of car he'd want tC
take his friends out riding in.
Washington Star.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
Cold STORAGE.

1t is a solid fact that a man shoulc
never apologize to a woman. Apol.
ogies, instead of softening women
harden them in their self-righteous
conceit.
An old woman lay dying. Her hus-
band, kneeling at the bedside, said
brokenly;
My love, all the harsh and unkind
words have ever used to you now
take back"
At this the old woman's brow
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13

darkened and in her weak voice she
said:
"No, you don't, know you. You
want to use them all over again in
case | get we'll. - Boston Globe
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
Too FULL For UTTERANCE.


when Parson Goodleigh tried to
start his fivver he choked the engine
off three times in succession.
Hal Did he make any remarks
appropriate to the occasion ?
No, he didn't but he didn't have
exactly the same kind of expression
on his face he wears when he says,
Let us pray, Birmingham Age
Herald.
=
IT'S His, THOUGH,
q suppose you get great deal Of
pleasure out of your car p
No, | can't say that do
Whats the trouble?'
"The cars all right, but Monday is
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-10-13
AUTO lNTOXICATlON

You discharged your new sales
man."
Yes, he's not suited for the auto
mobile business ~
How's that?"
He tried to sell a $1,000 car to a
school teacher. - Birmingham Age
Hcraid
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1921-05-26
Taxes and the Truth.
lMissouri state Journals

tulooOuAl OtdtO coulAoA.I
An editorial defender of the Hyde
taxation program, whereby your
taxes are to double in most cases,
trebled in others, and increased in all,
remarks with the same nonchalant
disregard of facts that is manifested
by all Hyde apologists: "The pur-
pose was not to obtain more revenue
for the state. Immediately after the
boards action was taken the legisla-
ture enacted measures providing for
a reduction of state levies, that will
permit only small percentage OF in
crease in the tax revenues of the
state over last year." Here you are,
it sound well, but it will stand the
test7
In the first place, if the Hyde ad-
ministration did not anticipate in
creased revenues, why did the last
legislature appropriate $9,000,000
more than any of it's predecessors?
Where was the money to come from?
True, the Gardner administration left
q surplus of So 900, 900, but even this
handsome surplus could not suffice
to meet this increase.
Then, it is specifically false to say
that the legislature enacted measures
for the reduction of state levies
Hafter the boards action was taken."
The legislature adjourned before the
board had acted. There was a reduc-
tion of the state revenue levy and
a reduction in the levy for interest
on school certificates, but the levy
certified to the county courts after
the assessment had been fixed was
14.6 cents on the 500 valuation, and
it has been calculated that the next
years taxes will be fifty per cent
higher on the average throughout
the entire state. In many cases it
will be doubled, even trebled.
Here is suggestion to any tax
payer who desires to know what his
taxes will be under the new arrange
ment; Take your individual case to
the county collector, then let him
compute your taxes on the basis of
the increase of valuation in your own
county, for state purposes at l4,6; and
for county taxes at rate that will
yield the county ten per cent, more
than county revenues yielded last
year, plus the school tax in your dis
trict. Then compare the total amount
with the total amount paid for 1920,
and You will have the answer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1921-05-26
Hard to Kill.
tCentervilIe outlook. ,

tCenlervllle Outlook.)
Back in 1906, when the Republican
we're almost as strongly intrenched
in power as they are to day and when
many people were saying that the
Democratic donkey was dead for GER
tain, John Wesley Gaines, Tennes-
see member of congress, composed q
parody on an old poem to fit the oc-
casion and read it in the House. 1t
created good deal of fun at the time.
AS the situation is closely paralleled
with present time, this poem is worth
reprintiDg. Here it is: "When the lion
eats grass like an OK, and the fish
worm swallows the whale; when the
terrapins knit woolen socks, and the
hare is outrun by the snail; when
serpents walk upright like men, and
doodle bugs travel like frogs; when
the grasshopper feeds on the hen,
and feathers are found on hogs; when
Thomas s-Cats swim in the air, and
elephants roost upon trees; when in
sects in summer are rare, and snuff
never makes people sneeze; when the
fish creep over dry land, and mules
on velocipedes ride; when foxes lay
eggs in the sand, and women in dress
take no pride; when Dutchmen no
longer drink beer, and girls get to
preaching on time; when the billy
goat butts from the rear, and treason
no longer is crime; when humming-
birds bray like an ass, and limberger
smells like cologne; when plowsharee
are made out of grass, and hearts OF
Tenneseeans are stone; when sense
grows in Republican heads, and wool
on the hydraulic ram; then the Demo
cratic party will be dead, and this
country not worth D."
PATHFINDER.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1921-05-26
Shepard News.

Some corn is up while some are not
yet done breaking on account of 80
much rain.
Church and Sunday School in our
school house now. This neighbor-
hood needs something like that.
Died-At the home of her neice last
Saturday afternoon, Mrs. Permelia
Goforth. Mrs. Gofourth was mother
of several children and will be sadly
missed by all>who knew her.
Spencer Scott has shut down at his
stavemill, leaving several men with
out work.
tits not yet determined as to who
will teach our school. Our school
board is undecided. Some won't
serve as director and some can't
serve. If contrariness doesn't get
some of them down, it viii fool me.
r. M. Connor is moving his saw
mill from the head of Ottery to
Shepard.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Akers visited
relatives near Shepard lately.
Frank Graves and J. Il. Evans were
seen in our burg hunting hogs Satur-
day.
Mr.. Cofer and son, Albert, were
visitors In Redmondville last week.
LOCUST.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1921-05-26
MO-. THURSDAY, MAY 26, 1921.
What One Community Did and How 1t
Did Il.
rThe Baptist Home ]

tluc DhPtlSt uOue.J
1t yielded the Home net contribu-
ton of seven hundred and forty-five
dollars. The story is worth telling,
and we are giving it to you in the
hope that you will go and do likewise.
You may not do it the way this COM
munity did, nor are we concerned
about that, just SO you get results.
The Baptist church in Ironton elect
ed Miss Celia Martin chairman of a
committee with power to associate
with herself others whom she would.
She asked to serve with her one from
each church of the five other de-
nominations in the community. The
owner of the Academy of Music gave
the committee free use of the hall.
In this they served dinner, and later
in the day cleared away the tables
and gave an entertainment. Previous
to the dinner and the entertainment,
the committee solicited money, and
also asked for donations for the din
ner.
The committee worked together in
hearty accord, and worked hard, got
tired, but had good time, and wound
up with better feeling toward each
other and ali their neighbors than
they had ever known before. 1t is q
matter Of not infrequent comment
that no one thing has ever done more
to draw together in q community
spirit the people of this vicinity than
the effort they have made to help
build house for the old folks Home.
Some feel that this result alone would
have been worth the effort irrespec-
tive of the money realized for the
Home.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1921-05-26
The Emergency Tariff Bill.

Just how the Emergency Tariff Bill,
which passed the Senate May II, with
one Republican (Moses, N. H. voting
against and Democrats voting for
it, is to aid the farmer in whose in
terest it is pretended it was framed,
is matter which>no advocate of the
bill attempted to explain. AsSenator
Stanley (Ky.) in a vigorous speech
opposing it said, it was submitted sin
silence, if not in shame"
Senators Hitchcock (Neb.) and
King (Utah) opposed the provisions
for an embargo on dyestuffs, the
former pointing out that the industry
has grown to powerful trust whose
foreign business in the last eight
months approximated 100000. No
Republican Senator undertook to say
how the American farmer was to be
aided in selling his surplus products
abroad by shutting out dyestuffs. 1t
has been frequently pointed out in
the discussion, of this bill thai the
troubles of the farmer are not due to
low tariff, but to the collapse of his
foreign markets.
Senator Moses not only voted
against the bill, but made a speech
against it in which he warned bis
party against repetition Of it's tariff
policy in the Payne-Aldrich bill OF
1909, which paved the way for Demo-
cratic success in the following Con-
gressional elections, and in the Ma
tional election two years later.
In opposing the Emergency Tariff
bill, Senator Harrison (Miss.) at
tempted to render the farmers real
service by offering an amendment
that the anti-dumping provision,
which put certain articles upon q tariff
basis should not be applied to barbed
wire fencing, plows, disk harrows,
harvesters, reapers, agricultural drills,
drills,.s mowers, horserakes, cultiva-
tors, thrashing machines, cotton gins,
I wagons, carts, sewing machines, fer
tilizers, iute,i binding twine. cotton
bagging, and every agricultural inn
plement, now on the free list, but bis
amendment was voted down. These
are things the farmer has to have
and these are things, it pointed out
he will nave to pay more for, without
any compensating return, because
the bill instead Of giving him markel
in which to sell his surplus, makes i
harder for foreign customers to buy.
Another strong point made agains
the bill was that it takes effect in The
planting season when the farmer ID /
purchaser instead OF a seller and is ii
eject only six months.