The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-10-12

6earsal. All the music of this band is
played in the italian language and
all the musicians are being fed spaghetti
and macaroni to insure proper poise and
atmosphere. but Doc assures us that de-
spite the fact, he still eats his five
pounds of steak regular at each meal
that the members of the band are so
woppish that all they will read is the
poems of DAnnunzio and talk Of the
vendetta
OLD GARMENTS REMoDELED LIKE NEW.
Women and children. At reasonable prices.
r I. 50S4.-Classifed Ads.
For ways that are dark the W. k. heather
Chinee had nothing on the want ad.
AwEEI. MON, YE MAUN NAE FORGET
BLUID'S AY THICKER THAN WATER,
EVEN TIL BRAID ATLANTIC.
Mac: Sportsmanship is a wonderful thing.
In the Wake" of the Trib. a couple of Sun
days ago they have the eagle scream for the
ladies and gents, giving the results of all in
ternational contests, but full of good sports
manship. In stating that Jock Hutchinson won
the British title it says, "But The Wake can't
learned his game abroad" Kid Herman
knocked out the British champ, Jimmy Wilde,
but Herman had a marked advantage in
weight" Mrs. Molla Mallory, tennis title win
ner, is Norwegian born and now married to
American" etc, etc Then think: Mile Leng-
len. French tennis sharp, "defaulted after los
ing one set and two points of second set
then Abe Mitchell, Great Britain, in u S. title
U. s. the polo cup but English ascribed
victory in part to superiority of American
mounts; U. S. won international rife compe-
tition at Geneva but Swiss, who had been a
chronic winner heretofore claim victory due
artificial aids, such, as special sights. pads,
etc" Do you notice Mac that the foreign
cracks, when they get up against the bone,
quit or do not turn in the final score'-con-
Cede victory? But the American winner states
facts that take away some of the glory but
leave mighty sweet taste in the mouth
HAGGIS.
JUST how to properly impress the youth
of the land on sex problems has been a ques-
ton viewed and discussed from various
Column.
Will some one please tell US how to prop
erly impress him on the split infinitive
problem?
NOW, CACTUS, AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF
YOURSELF, TEASING THE BOY
THAT WAY?
Mac: Now isn't that Cactus a little scamp?
The little dickens, darn her! You Just cant
imagine how cheap she made me feel lust al
most like a cipher with the rim knocked off
bet her folks are proud of her, and 1 would
gamble again that she was cute when she was
baby.
l was so Inundated when l saw what she
had to say about me. my face just got so red
and L blushed and everything-O, Gosh. 1t
isn't so much that am dignified I'm inst NAT
uraliy bashfuL Talk about your talk abouts.
Just to refer to the good old saying:
Sticks and stones may break nv bones
but words can never hurt me"
Now / would never have Thought IF ,,.e
ing fun OF her in any way. If she wore a
spit curl That would be her own business or
nalf SOCKS or maybe glasses, pleasant smile.
any of those things
This being the first time 1 have ever written
anything for you. Mac, l absolutely refuse TO
make the arucie any lengthier. There is onlv
one thing | wish for and that is for Cactus
to go easy and leave me alone. Make her omit
teasing me, Mac ~ e
Sne concluded her epistle with Same Old
Gao 1 don't know how tn s;a,, aalhe oiu
so I'll let it go as, HAilie
TIE honorable. m m. O. s.. Mr.. Small has
picked Lake county the place in ubinb a.
Waukegan. IS III
PERHAPS Lens choice was inenan.od hv
the fact that VIII orpet was ACQUIRES 49, W
R. E. MIG.