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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-10-21
First Congregational Church

Sermon theme for next Sunday
morning, "Quitters."
The members of the Christian En-
deavor Society will give Halloween
Social on Saturday evening, October
10th in the Church, with students of
the Agricultural School as guests.
Daddy Grobecker and his Swiss
Yodlers will give the first entertain
ment of the Lyceum Course Friday
evening, Nov. 4th.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-10-21
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Heated Winds.

An intensely dry, hot wind called the
"zonda." which blows down from the
Andes upon the plains Of Argentina,
was formerly thought to owe its heat
n volcanoes. 1t Is really a "foehn,"
such as occurs in Switzerland and
many other mountainous countries
where winds, robbed Of their moisture
IN crossing the mountain, are heated
nv compression during their descent.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-10-21
Trinity Episcopal.

Morning Prayer and Sermon HOO
A. M. Subject, Verify" Other Serv-
ices, Holy Communion, 7:30 and 1920;
Church school $50. St. Martha's Guild
will meet on Friday afternoon.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-10-21
WAUNATOSA NEWS
OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE CITY.

VIHINAAL F8PEh OF THE NITt.
Published at wauwatosa. wisconsin, every
Friday by C. L. Benoy.
or S2.00 a year.
Entered at the wauwatosa postofhce as
eeond class matter
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-10-21

L0ST-Pair glasses with tortoise
shell rims. Kindly return to Ernest
Brown, lac East Center street.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-10-21

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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-10-21

It's just about a thousand times
easier to call a man liar than to
prove it.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29
REALLY NOTHING TO MENTION
Outside of a Few Little Pleasantries,
Campaign In chiggersviIle Was
Quiet Affair.

"Was the last municipal campaign
In Chiggersville lively one?"
mo-" said Squire Witherbee. i
cans say it was as lively as some
political fights we've had there In tn
old town.
"The candidates didn't indulge in
personalities"
"None to speak of. The Hon. Jasper
Suggs, who was candidate for mayor,
called the Hon. Cicero Fillikins, who
was tn rival candidate, q pillager of
widows an orphans, white-livered
skunk an a fiop-eared hound, an
Fillikins told the voters that Suggs
was a wolf in sleeps clothing, an a
gin-soaked, booze-guzzling political
turncoat, but outside of a few little
pleasantries like that it was one OF
the quietest campaigns we ever had
in Chiggersville. Birmingham Age
Herald.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29
# You Need a Medicine
You Should Have tho Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
Il il that so many products that are ex-
tensiyely advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten! Inc
reason is plain-the article did not tnlhii
the promises of the manufacturer. Inns
applies more particularly to a medicine;
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need OF 1t.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example DIR. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
preparation I have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, Tor IN
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers TESTIFY.
No other kidney remedy has so large .
sale"
According to sworn statements ana
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success OF Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp Root is due to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulhlls al
most every wish In overcoming Kidney
liver and bladder ailments; corrects url-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive sample bottle OF
Swamp Root by Parcels Post. Address
DIR. Kilmer & Co, Binghamton, N. X,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. /. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug oresAdvert1sement
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29
She DidnIt Mind u.

Algernon Tassin, whose views con-
corning women La his play, The
Craft of the Tortoise" are very IT.
ritating to many women, tells OF one
Mt a lecture of his, who turned to an
other woman, seated near her, and
said fiercely:
I'D hate to be married to that
mani'
"Oh, it isn't so bad replied Mrs.
Tassin. 81 don't mind it."-New York
Evening Post
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29
Not He.

"a Teller came to my house luther
day. wanting me to take stock in the
Disarmament league, or something Of
the sort, at dollar share" related
Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, Ark.
81 don't reckon you bought nOneP'
returned an acquaintance.
you're mighty durn right didn't !!
While he was showing 'em to me he
stepped on the tail of one of the dogs,
and when the pore varmint snapped at
him the internal cuss kicked the dog.
/ wouldn't buy nuth'n from no such In
human scoundrel as that if / never
got rich KANSAS City Star.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29
Halls Catarrh Medicine

Those who are In a run down con0l-
tion will notice that Catarrh bothers them
much more than when they are in good
health. This fact proves that while Ca
tarrh is a local disease. 1t is greatly In
fiuenced by constitutional conditiohs
Tonic and acts through the blood upon
the mucous surfaces of the body. thus
reducing the Inflammation and assisting
Nature in restoring normal conoluons-
All Druggists Circulars free:
F. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo. Ohio
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29

Watch cutieura Improve Your Skin.
On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash of Ointment in FIVE minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. 1t
is wonderful sometimes what Cuticura
will do for poor compilations. dandrufr'
itching and red rough hands.-Adyer
Using.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29
He Couldn't Tell by the Looks.

He Couldn't Tell by the Looks.
The domestic animals on farm
proved source of great wonder and
speculation TO Bob, who was making
his first visit to the country.
One morning an extremely young
colt was shown him.
"Weh, Bob, what do you call THAR
asked the farmer.
After a few minutes of deliberate
thinking Bob replied: 1T looks horse,
but l guess sheep"
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29

Warming! Unless you see the name
Slayer" ON package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions. Take
Aspirin only as told in the Bayer pack
age for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia,
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29
Never say Aspirin" without saying Bayer

Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago and for Pain. All druggists
sell Bayer Tablets of Aspirin in handy
tin boxes Of IL, and in bottles Of "a and
100. Aspirin Is the trade mark OF
Bayer Manufacture Of Monoaceticacid'
ester of Sallcylicacid.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29
Mo Argument.

"Do you deny that we are descended
from monkeysT
"If you want TO claim that descent,
old man, / won't dispute you. why
should argue with you about your
family tree?"-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29
TRY Beinu Poor.

"What's the good of wealth?"
"What, indeed? l have four auto
mobiles and the doctor says / must
walk to and from the office. '-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-09-29
Most of Them Behave.

"Who is that gentleman
Zone of our obscure milliOnaires."
"Do you mean to tell me man
worth millions In this country can be
obscure?"
Certainly They don't all get into
the divorce courts. "-Birmingham Age
Herald.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-11-25

Dr. Howard III C6nnseIman as
years. veterinary surgeon, Of Balti-
more. shot and killed his wife and
himself in their home. Monday night.
i1'helr Il wear old daughter Witnessed
the tragedy.
The Woman's Missionary Society 81
st. Johns Lutheran Church will lioid
its regular monthly meeting a the
home of Mrs. J II Lease, Saturday
afternoon December 30. Also kindly
thank every member and friend VINO
helped to make our oyster supper q
success
THE Ladies' Aid Society d Salem
Methodist Episcopal church. near
Blupu4 will hold an oyster supper ~
ihe social hall on Saturday evening.
Decenlber g. beginning az o'clock
III the weather ii ungasurahle. the drst
fair evening the foliowlng week
by sisa Of a bicycle hose thieves
drained the contents Of three barr
rais Of whisky a Standard Dlstiiling
f.nmpanvfaSss warehouse. Baltimore.
Sunday night They sawed iron bars
from the window and bored holes in
The barrels and run the liquor into
Jugs The whisky Il valued at $1,000
Tllirtvthrne steers we're killed out
right and morG than score injured
when ten cars filled with cattle wsre
Aerailad in the Baltimore aud Ohio
RAllrps hear Hancock Ffiday. Mure
than ndrca frightened steers en-
mpln BIN the wreckage ran wildly
through fhe town with citizens Of the
community acting as cowpuneleTs b
regular cattle roundup followed
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-11-25

An automobile was badly damaged
Saturday when Il struck head-on
|agai1at abntmcnt at the bridge at
fBanl,errv. The wet condition 81 the
road was uarliy the cauae Of the nc.
cldent The ear cnfrIed a Pennsyl-
yania license.
George Simon. tram. committed
Esuicide 10 Baltimore city jail Saturday
night He WAS arrested for yagrancy
and was sentenced to 50 days n tail
ON noarching bis clothes il was dis
covered that be had 81 n cash Ia bis
shoes bank book with $1,000 on depos
Il and four travellers checks of $50
each
Railroad workers throughout Spain
engaged iIi q oue-houT protest from 2
TO 10 O'Clock Saturday against the dis.
charge 81 humber 81 their comrades
Tor participation III strike on the
line heiwden Madrid and Saragus.
Trains everywhere were stopped on
the strobe 81 After no resumption
of work al Id o'clock the companies
dismissed several Of the leadefA Of The
Demonstration
Mrs Alexander Lafnalisrlg has moved
b the horse Of her parents Mr. and
Mrs.. Jesse n STEM Hlast Green street.
Mr.. stem and daugliters Miss Mary
accompanied Mrs Ihmahack ~ Indiana
and heiped pack her household goods
for shipment and also made arrange.
meats to,dispoae Or her property
Mira Elizabeth Neelnef and Miss
Catherine kcsfner WashlnFton. we're
aueafs ~ Mrs Louis Eyler. West
Main street. Sunday
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-11-25


The election II Baltimore cry cost
$3.50 ,ssess
Mr. Louis Eylef West Main street
spent SUNDAY With his parents in BAT
tlmore.
A marriage license was issued N
Baltimore Saturday, 70 Isaac Pittins'
er and Rosie Forney o. Taneytown.
"A bandit was the winner III This
game OF poker He raided a poker par
t. IN the Park Row Building, in New
York and Eot away with 5000 n real,
good money
AFter three days OF married lig4
Mrs John w. sexton has filed suit FOR
divorce from Rev John " Sexton.
Pffneetpn graduate aud pastor 81 tic
yVestniinstcr Presbyterian Church.
Charleston Mo. Mrs Sexton charges
iucompatibility
Western Maryland College played
Washington College foot ball team
here Saturday Ia d game thai resulted
Iin D 10 0 score The game was fought
hard from start % Iinlsh Four timge
" NJ G. was within 10 feet Of the
visitors goal but lacked the punch 70
put Il over
a liquor plot which Federal agents
said involved proposed brides 81 500
900 ~ public officials, a suit casa full
Of Iiquor permits FOR $1,000 gHilons %
whisky and which linked the nanles
of several prominent men Of New York
ana Chlcago with the bootiesging
trade has been uncovered " Chicago.
Federal officials announced
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-11-25
The NEW EDISON
The Photograph with Soul,

some further tests 81 ils realism. Learn
that you can have an Official Laboratory
Model Of your own. on very SNAIL
CASH OUTLAY We win make gen
ieman's agreement with any music lover.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-11-25

ANY Official Laboratory Model you buy
in our store will positively sustain the test
made in Westminster Opera House. We
will give you our guarantee to that effect
Come in and hear this instrument in
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-11-25

The New Edison stood by Lccia Corder's
side in Westminster Opera House. II you
were there you heard the living voice and
the RE-CREATED voice brought into di.
rect comparison. You know that there
was no difference between the Two voices
By this wonderful performance. the New
Edison has placed itself apart from all
other monographs and talking machines.
Il alone has sustained this drastic test. Ii
alone has proved. concreiely and conclu.
sively. that il gives you the living perform
anccs 81 great artists.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-11-25

No other phonograph even dares the test
which the New Edison underwent before a.
large audience in Westminster Opera House
That faa is something for you 70 think
about
The test Of comparison with llyingariias
is the only phonograph hest which means
anything. Ii il the only way ia which a
phonograph can irrefnlably prove its real
ism. II IS the most drastic Of phonograph
tests. To sustain it requires absolutely
perfect realism. nothing less
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-11-25
SALE REGISTERS.

February 25 Live stock and farming imple-
Hents. y. Y.Wentx. mile East Of Manchester.
Nd.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-11-25

Mi and Mrs Harry Fisher, OF Way
nesbcTo, returned horne after spend
ing several weeks with Mrs Fishers
mother, Green street
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-19

tatchin AID Mr.. Suydam. The council mas
taken over the handling OF credentials, the
matter of seating the correspondents at open
meetings of the conference, and Is lnteresIeu
also in facilitating the work or the oGt-ol-
tow and out-of-country newspaper WORKERS.
The council has interested itself also IN see
ing that the visiting newspapermen get quar-
tiers, and i'll providing entertainment LOT
them during their stay in Washington
Society q Serious Matter
Going hand in hand with the serious bust
ness of discussions from which 1t Is hopeo
the world nay emerge free from the IMAM
cial burdens entailed by great armies anu
navies is the business, serious also, OF enter
tainment. Official parties" of all sorts got
under way Immediately the first delegation
reached Washington. The state department
has a hand in this always. Careless seating
arrangements at formal seml-otf1clal DIN
ner would cause envy and bitterness, secret
perhaps but none the less deep-seated. Gilt
tering function must be met by gItterlng III
return. This side Of the conference is taken
almost as seriously as il national honor were
at stake on the official dining tables
1t is worthy of note that the visiting dele
cations have the extra-territor1al rights &C
corded to embassies and legations of other
powers in the United States. This carries
with it man. privileges, including that or
laughing with impunity at the efforts of the
"dry" organizations to make the purchase,
possession and consumption of alconoEc
beverages e crime.
Rumor has it that the British delegation is
best supplied with ordinarily forbidden IL
uuid accompaniment for the social affairs at
which it will be host. Some Of the other
delegations were little conservative in their
estimates of their needs, but the deficiencies
are being remedied rapidly. The story is told
that an attache of the British delegation W )
shown the wine list brought into Washing
ton by the che Japanese emissaries. Il see
YOU don't intend to do any entertaining" the
Englishman commented. The Japanese are
reported to have quadrupled their stock on
this suggestion
Sidelights on national characteristics are
coming to light as the conference gets I'M
der Way. The walters at the big hotel where
the japanese are CHARTERED are conf1ding to
their regular patrons their agreeable sur
prise at the ea.Se with which the wants of
the Far Fasteners are satisfied. When half
a. dozen are dining together, one Japanese
will give an order to the latter, and the bal
ance of them Immediately signify that they
will take exactly the same thing. Evidently
they expected the orientals to demand for
their sustenance bamboo shoots or birds
nest soup.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-19
MRS. SOLOMON SAYS:
By Helen Rowland

MY Daughter, men have said Of women:
Behold, she no longer readeth the Fash
ion Page and the Advice to LoverS but the
Sporting Page is her delight; for she hath
become wise!"
But have yet to meet woman who
preferreth a football match to a petting
party, or a baseball scoreboard to mil
linery display.
Then, heed mine admonitions; for, as a
sporting proposition, the conquest of a
mans heart is still the most thrilling game
of chance in all the world.
Go to! In the charming of men, lively
wit doeth good like medicine; but she that
reciteth the plot of movie play is as
vernonal to the spirit, and a flat wheel
to the ears.
The foolish damsel SALT: "Now, don't!"
yet her protest availeth not; but the wise
damsel permitteth no man to make fool
of himself; that she may "struggle with
him.
OF the women whom man hath kissed,
the wilderness is full; yet he remember
eth not half of them. But of those whom
he hath not quite dared to kiss, he re-
calleth each by her FIRST name, and the
color of her eyes.
I charge thee tell not thy secrets to a
bridegroom, neither to a happily married
man; for the conjugal pillow is the root
of all gossip. But a Bachelor is a safety
vault, wherein thou mayest put thy most
sacred trust, knowing that no woman hold
eth the key.
The simple damsel winketh and saith,
"All men are telIers of fiction!" But a
wise virgin is not puffed up, until she hath
learned to know WHEN they are lying and
when they are accidentally telling the truth.
Praise the white-haired man for the
beauty of his locks and the bald-head ed
man mayest thou call "clean-looking;" but,
few gray hairs above the ears, charge
thee. see not. For NO man can abide them !!
When a youth of twenty mourneth his
clark, dark past be thou sympathetic:
but unto the man of over forty-five, let thy
words be ooh, thou art too YOUNG to
settle down."
When a man writeth verses in her praise,
foolish woman rejoiceth and showeth
them to ALL her friends; but wise dam
sci permitteth not her head to, become
swollen, until she hath discovered unto how
many OTHERS he hath written the same
verses.
AS one that attempteth to stop trolley
car in the middle of the block, so doth a
stupid woman seek to hold a mans love,
when it hath begun to pass away; but a
woman of understanding saith, ooh, WE'LL"
and writeth ''Finis" at the end of the last
chapter, with a flourish.
Thus, always, shall he recall the parting
with regret, rather than with relief
Verify, verify, Woman's life is like unto
an opera, which hath many scenes and
many variations; but LOVE is the over
ture, the climax, the finale, and the popu-
lar refrain which runneth through it, from
the first note unto the last!
Selah.
Copyright, 1921, by the Wheeler News
paper Syndicate.)
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-19
BY DOROTHY DIX

gerous sea without desiring to shout some
sort of warning to them, even ii it is only
to bid them beware of the particular rocks
on which their own ship of happiness was
wrecked. Indeed, if most Of the people who
thrust undesired advice upon newlyweds were
honest, they would begin their counsel by
saying, Don't be as big a fool as [ was"
because it is the tragedy Of the knowledge
that we gain by experience that it generally
comes too late to do us any good
But, as my little bride says, all the ad-
vice that is given to bridal couples is excess
sive, superfluOus, undesired, and no good,
anyway, because no husband and wife since
the first bridal excursion in the garden of
Eden have ever had just the same matri-
monial puzzle to work out or have ap-
preached the domestic problem from the
same angle.
Every husband and every wife on earth
have thousand little eccentricities of tenn
per, and temperament. and disposition that
makes each separate riddle to solve, and
each is put into an environment that calls
for different treatment of the situation.
This turns all advice, no matter how wise
as general proposition, into utter foolish
ness in the individual application Of it. The
way to manage one man or woman Is not
the way to manage another. The things that
appeal to one husband or wife leave an
other cold. The tactics that cause one hus-
band to loosen up and be lavish will button
up another's pocket.
There are men who have to be jollied and
caioled; other men whose sense Of justice
must be appealed to; still others who must
be browbeaten, and henpecked into being
good husbands. There are weak, lovable men
whose wives must always take towards them
the indulgent attitude of a mother towards
a bad child; there are other men who are
oaks of strength on which their wives can
lean. There are stingy men whose vanity
alone will make them provide decently for
their wives; there are tightwad men whose
wives will always have to arise in the night
and go through their pockets; and there are
generous men whose wives will have to DO
all the saving.
There are tender, affectionate men whose
love shows itself continually in delicate at
tentions; and other men whose wives will
have to take their husbands affection for
granted and believe that as long as they
continue to support their families, their
hearts are all right.
You can't treat any two men alike, or
deaI with any two husbands or the same
domestic platform, and the only real advice
I would give any newlyweds is to study each
other and try to make the best or what
they drew in the matrimonial lottery.
copyright, 1921, by The Wheeler Syndicate,
Inc.).