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Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-17
BANK STOCKS.
CLEVELAND PRODUCE.

CLEVELAND, Nov. T.-Butter-ex-
tras in tubs, 501aM51c; prints, 51h@52c
extra firsts. 49h@51c; firsts, 4S14@49c
seconds, 391aM40c; packing stock, 26H@
271ac Eggs-Fresh gathered northern ex-
tras soc; extra firsts, 5Sc; Ohio hrsts,
new cases, 55c; old cases, 53c; western
firsts, new cases. SOC. Poultry-Live
heavy fowls, 22M24c; light fowls, 166
1Sc: light springs, 17@1Sc; live spring
ducks. 2J@2Sc: turkeys, 37@3Sc. Potatoes
Michigan, So per 150-lb. bag; Early
Ohio, $3.50 Sweet potatoes-Jerseys, $500
per barrel; S2.2t92.50 per hampeE
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-17
Blame Poor Man

PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 17.-Ninety nine
out of every 100 women who commit
crimes do it because of some man. This
is the opinion of Mrs. Mary c. Moore, a
police matron, who adds that most
women want to be good and simply have
not the real criminal instinct"
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-17
CHECK HEARING CONTINUED.

Leonard Campbell, charged with is
suing a fraudulent check, today was
tried in the Criminal Court. After hear
ing the evidence in part the case waa
continued until tomorrow. Frank La
Rosa, charged with receiving stolen
goods, was found not guilty and was dis
charged.
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Inspections

Corn-No 1 white, cars; No. white,
. cars; No white S cars; No. white,
I cars; No. white, 3 cars; No. 1 yell
low, . cars; No. 2 yellow, s cars; No. 3
yellow. 3 cars; No t yellow, z cars; No
3 yellow, s cars; No. 6 yellow, cars;
sample yellow, l car No. 3 mixed, cars !;
No mixed. > cars; No. 6 mixed, car;
total. 60 cars.
Oats-NO. 2 white, cars; No. 3 white,
10 cars; No. white, cars; sample
white, 1 car total, % cars.
Rvo-No 2 car
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WHOLESALE BEEF PRICES.

The following are today's wholesale
prices for beef cuts as sold by the Indi-.
annapolis markets of Swift & Co.:
Ribs-No. . Use; No. 3, lac. Chucks-
No. 2, DC; chucks, &c. Plates-No. ., DC;
No. 3, SC. Loins-No. 2, Csc; No. 3, pc.
Rounds-No. 2. 15c; No. 3, 12c.
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-v;- rCHE CNIr-T.

NV EG"--, N0v 17.-Coffea values
v-er. a.C~iy On the Il@ri;ct here tOda:.
OPEN; Options beng 3 to = points
higher Rio No. Z, on spot, was quoted
st sc per pound.
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TOLEDO SEED PRICES.

TOLEDO. Nov 17.-Cleverseed-Ca Cash
and December, S12.7O; January and Feb
ruary, $3.50; March, $12.75 Alsike-
Cash. $1,000; December, S11; February,
$11.15; March, SLIPS. Timothy Cash,
$3.02h; December. $3.05; January,
$3.O7h; February, $3,1O; March, $500.
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NEW YORK METAL MARKET

NEW YORK. Nov. 17-Coppa--Firm:
spot November and December offered
123sc. Lead-Quiet; spot, November and
December. 4.GJM4.T2Xc Snelter-Easy
spot and November, 4.G2H@472Hc; De
ccmber. 46JM4 DC
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INV YORK SrGARS

NEW YORK, Nov. 1I.-Thcre was n
good export demand today Tor raw
sugars, but such demand had little effect
upon prices. Cubas sold at 4.11c per
pound, duty paid, while Porto Ricos were
quoted at CO.'S, delivered. Prices of re-
lined Sugars we're steady, fine graduated
bein', quoted ct 3.23@ J.3oc per pound and
70. soft 1t J.30c.
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WAGON WHEAT PRICES.

today are paying $1.O7 for No. 1 red win
ter wheat; $1.05 for No. > red winter
wheat and according to test for No. g.
Oats are quoted at 25c foT No. white
or better.
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MARKETS MAKE
UPTURN;
ONHIGHLEVELS
All Groups of Stocks Display
Buoyancy With Special
ties Prominent.
Special to Indiana Daily Times
and Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Ry MONITOR

DE hONAAOhs
NEW YORK. Nov. 1I.-All markets
closed higher Wednesday. There was a
buOyant undertone in stocks. Sterling
was back TO approximately the high level
Of last spring and cotton and grain both
had sharp uPturns, although cotton re-
acted toward the close. In the stock
market every group displayed buoyancy
and nearly everything furnished repre-
sentatiyes that made one or more new
high levels. The steel shares came back
strongly with Bethlehem 'B" gaining
more than point and Steel common es-
tablishing a new high level. Oils, motors
and chemicals, fertilizer stocks and the
eGuipments were among the groups that
furnished the chief examples of activity
and strength. Nevertheless, there were
numerous specialities that were promi-
nent in the advance, among these being
American International, American Hide
and Leather preferred, American Lead,
General Electric and others. There Is
considerable talk about likelihood or
resumption of dividends on American
Hide and Leather preferred and must OF
the recent buying has been based on TINS
gossip. which is received with consider
able skepticism.
Oil shares again were quite strong, as
n crOun. but the outstanding feature
of the class was furnished by the COM
mon and preferred shares of Pierce Oil.
Both of these issues have been sluggish,
while the other petroleum shares have
been advancing. but they Joined III the
procession with sensational moves. The
preferred made a net advance OF 131s
points No particular news was in cir
culation to account for the action of
these stocks.
The rails were firmer than they have
been for several days. Part of the
buying was based on the erroneous quo
taiton on Central Railroad of New der
sey, but there is better feeling toward
the rails as a whole on account Of what
is believed to be the improved prospect
for the passage of the funding bill
Copyright, 1921, by Public Ledger Com
pany.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-17
Hay MARKET.

The following are the indianapolis
prices for. hay by the wagon load. de-
livered:
Hay-Loose timothy, $16617; mixed
may, $15616; balcd hay, $16017.
Oats-Bushel, new, per bushel, 32@35c.
Corn-Old, per bushel, $4,000.
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NEW yoR KCALL MONEY.

NEW YORk. Nov. 17.-Moncy-Call
money ruled Az per cent; high, AZ per
Guict; ali 514 to 80 per cent Time mer-
camille paper quiet. Sterling exchange
was steady with business in bankers
bilsI at SOFAS for demand.
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Cotton Futures
Cotton Reyiew-

NEW YORK, Nov 1.-THE cotton mar
ket moved in an orderly manner within
IL reasonably fair range today. but mar
row compared with the big price changes
that have recently occurred. This seems
to us logical under prevailing condi-
tions.
We may have n state Of facts later on
that may warraIk an important adj
vance, but we have no such condition
at the present time.
Trade conditions. while much better
than they have been, could stand fur
Their Improvement especially in England.
Supplies, while not overabundant. prob
ally will be ample to meet the existing
ira lc demand. Therefore, all things con-
sidered, the conditions and the price are
fairly we'll balanced, an dthe market
is in a position to respond to future
developments, but IS we anticipate i'm
proving trade conditions in the world, we
would rather operate on the long side by
buying on the reactionary days
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-17
TWENTY STOCK AVERAGE.

NEW YORK, Nov. 17.-Twenty indus
trial stocks Wednesday averaged TIE
up 1873 per cent. Twenty active rails
averaged 74.0S, up SO per cent.
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NEVy YORK PETROLEUM

NEW YORK. Nov. 1T-Petrolcum
prices were again firm in trade on the
market here today. Pennsylvania crude
petroleum selling at $50 per barrel.
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CHICAGO STOCKS.
by Thomson & McKinnon.)
Nov
NEW YORK WOOL.

NEW YORK. Nov. 17.-WOol values
were steady in trade on the market here
today. domestic fleece NX Ohio, selling
at 22M3S per pound: domestic pulled,
secured basis, ut 1S@GTc and Texas do
nestle, secured basis at 40@1Jc.
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CHICAGO GRAIN TABLE.
ToLEno GRAIN PRICEs.

TOLEDO. Nov. 17-Wheat-C Cash, S1e2;
December, $1.2l1a May. S127l4. CorE-
Cash, 5l6iJ2c. Oats-Cash, "5i2@D32c
Eyc-Cash, ISc. Bariey-Cash, Csc.
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INDIANAPOLIS CASH GRAIN.
Nov. IL

Bids for ear lots of grain and hay at
the call of the indianapolis Board of
Trade were:
Wheat-NO sales.
Corn-Firm No. white. 50@511ac;
No. 3 white. 47l2d+9c; No. yellow 80
a 5n &c; No. 3 yellow, 4THmfOc; No. :
mixed 4G12@4Sc; No. 3 mixed, 44l3@
ACC.
Oats-Steady; No, . white, 36A@371ac;
No. . white, 3GH G3712c; No. white, S4l2
@35iac.
Hay-Steady No timothy, S11@1750;
No timothy. $i650M17; No. ! light
clover mixed $16@lG50; No / clover,
$1,000.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-17
STOCKS MAINTAIN
IRREGULAR CLOSE
Copper Issues Are Actively
Traded in in Final Hour.

NEW YORK, Nov. 1T-The stock mar
ket closed irregular today.
Baldwin Locomotive was in special
supply and after its advance to 9I3s,
yielded to 96h.
Railway Steel Springs was one Of the
strongest features, making a further gain
and closing at new high for the day.
There was active trading in Seneca
Copper, which held close to its recent
established high price, and other copper
stocks were firmly held.
Anaconda moved up q of point to
AIS.
Government bonds were unchanged and
railway and other bonds were strong.
Total sales stocks were 923,So0 shares,
bonds, S1T,4I9O0O.
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NEW YORK RICE,

.;Ew YORK. Nov. 17.-Trade in rice
was rather quiet today. Domestic rice
sold at 3M 1Hc per pound.
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NEW YORK HIDES

NEW YORK. Nov 17.-Hides were firm
on the market here today. native steer
hides being quoted ut 1Jc per pound and
branded steer hides at 14H014kc
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CLEARING HOUSE STATEMENT.

NEW YORK, Nov. 17-EXchange. $724,-
OOO. 900; balances, $40. 500. 000 Federal Re-
serve Bank credit balances, $53,30O,O 600. Z
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LEW YORK, TURpENrIxE.

.yEW YORK Nov. 17.-Turpentine sold
at SIC per pound in trade on the market
here today.
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NEW YORK, Nov. 17.-The foreign ex-
change market opened steady today. De
n,and sterling was strong. selling up lGc
at S4OO5s. Francs yielded Az confines
to 72412c for cables and 7.2314c for
checks Lire were IL points lower at
Aisle for cables and 4.171.c for checks.
Belgian francs declined IL centines 70
7.O3Lac for cables and 702lac for checks.
Marks were J.. of point higher at
.0039c. Guilder cables were 3i29c
checks. 3J22c. Sweden krone1 cables
were $3.50; checks, $500.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-17

LIVERPOOL. Nov. 17.-SpOt cotton
was quiet at the opening of the market
here today. Prices were firm and sales
around 5000 bales.
American middlings. fair, 1881; good
middlings, 11.2Sd; full middlings. 1854;
middlings. 1O.4Sd low middlings. 91Sd;
good ordinary. 7.43d; ordinary, good.
Futures opened quiet.
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NetU York Bonds
by Fletcher American Coz
FOREIGN GOVERNMENT BONDS.

Arg. unlisted 5s Sept. /, 40 = 1872
Belgian Us. Jan. 1, '25........ 9JB 96A
belgian IAs, June /. '45.... .1O2A 1882
Belgian IS, Feb. l, 'H....... 1882 10414
Berne IS, Nov. 1, 40. JOG 1O7
Chile SIS, Feb. ], IL. .........10 1907 10l
Christiania SIS, Oct. /, 40. .1041a 1854
Copenhagen 5l5s. July /. "A. So S6M
Danish Nun IS, Feb. /, 46. 1851 1061a
Denmark IS, Oct. 10, 10. JOG 107
canadian 51as, Dee. 1, d.. 1915 90B
canadian 5l2s, Nov. /, 90. S9% 902s
canadian 5l4s, Nov. l. "a. SS12 S9M
canadian IS. Dec. l, '25.... SG14 S712
Canadian 5s. Apr /, &c. .... 9J4a 9613
SCanadin 51as, Dec. l, H.. S91s 90as
Canadian 5l2s, Aug. l, 90. 96M 9IA
Canadian Us, Apr l, '31..... 9fH %
*Canadian >5S, oct. /, 81. 500 9GA
TCanadlan 514s, Nov. 1, 3d.. 9Oh 91A
*Canadian Jlas, Nov. ], b.. S7A SS3s
Canadian IS, Mch. l, '37..... 90H 81
"Canadian 512s, Dec. /, 81. 91H 92H
"French tViIt.l IS, opt, 81. 5JA 16A
*French As, opt, '43. ........ 1914 1914
French SIS, Sept. 10, 40. .... .101M 10lh
*!talian (war) Us. 31$I 324
Jap (tirsb 4As, Feb. 10, %. S5!i So
Jap (secD 4As, July 10, %. S5H SO
Jap is, Jan. l. '31............ 60 coz
Norway IS, Oct. /, 40. ..... .1OGH l07
Sac Paulo SIS. Jan. /, 80. 999s 1924
Swedish Gs, June 10. 3d.. 95# 05A
Swiss 512s, Aug. !, '29....... 94B %
Swiss IS, July !, 40.........11Ol2 112
l.. X Jts, Nov. 1, '22........ 991a 99M
L. X. 31as, Aug. l, '29....... 96as 9GA
L. X. 5bS. Feb. /, '3I........ u W12
Zurich IS, Oct. u. '45........105A 1Ul72
French Il2s. ..........'...... 93@S 30
fuEuay IS. ........... '1Ul y IVA
Argentine 1s......,.......... 994s 99A
@Internal loans
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-11-17

FEsLER GOES TO FLORIDA.
County Auditor Leo K. Fesler today
was en- route to Florida on a business
trip. He is expected to return some
time next week.
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Weather

The following table shows the state of
the weather at a. M, Nov. II as OBJ
served by l.. 5. Weather Bureaus:
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
Trespassinq on the Air.

All aviators, when flying, are tres
passers, according to the law Their
planes pass through the landlords
preserves. Therefore, as the law
stands, il an airman passed, however
high, over your back yard, you could
have him hailed into court to show
"just cause" So far back as the Eng
lish common law can be traced, the
law of the land has been that a man
owns his land from the center of the
earth to the uppermost regions of the
sky. When anyone passes the bound
aries that define another persons prop
erty, that may be made a cause Of
action. Because an owners dominion
extends deep into the earth, the pass
ing of this boundary is also a trespass.
Hence you may not tunnel, divert sub
terranean streams or take minerals
from your neighbours confines without
his authority. AS to the air above,
telegraph companies cannot put tele-
graph pole on each side Of mans
field and haul a wire across without
the owners consent, for they enter his
air estate.-MOntreal Family Herald.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
Church at Masanpo.

The Christian church in Masanpo,
Japan's naval base in Korea, had it's
beginning II years ago when a Korean
doctor yielded to his aged mothers
plea and accepted Christ. A beautiful
stone church one Of the finest in all
Korea, capable of seating almost LOCO
people, stands in prominent site as
witness to his earnest and sacrificial
effort.
In addition to Sunday services and
regular Sunday school in the morning,
the church maintains several extern
sion Sunday schools in the afternoon.
There are week-night schools for young
men. A kindergarten is attended by
one hundred children. Rev. PAX Chung
Chan is the present pastor, who made
himself famous by brief address at
the Toxic Sunday school convention.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
ONE GOOD CAME OUT OF WAR
Gas Masks, Greatly Improved, Are OF
Immense Value for Work on
Damaged Submarines.

There has been time since the close
Of the war greatly to improve the gas
masks that were the hasty product
of an emergency that brooked no de-
lay. One of the most recent has been
perfected by the navy bureau of ord
nance. In the new mask, described
In Popular Mechanics Magazine, the
use of u mouthpiece, which was such
an Objectionable feature to the wearer
Of the old masks, has been elimf-
mated. The clumsy bag that was used
in the old masks for carrying the
chemical tank, and which, hanging on
the Wearer's chest, was in many
ways an incumbrance, has been dis
pensed with. For naval use it has
the particular advantage of being
specially adapted to safeguard the
crews of submarines from the danger
that so frequently occurs in under
water work on account of the forma-
ton Of carbon monoXide, one of the
most deadly gases in existence. The
Navy department has proved, by tests,
that with the new masks work can be
done on damaged submarines without
risk to the workers, that, without the
masks, would have fatal results to all
Of them.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
SOME NOTED MEN OF WEIGHT
May Be Some Truth in German Pro-
fessor's Assertion That Obesity
Is Blessing.

Some people are born fat, others
have fairness thrust upon them, but
now comes German professor, named
Bertholdt, who says that the world
owes more to the fat than to the thin.
Professor Bertholdt asserts that
obesity is one of the greatest bless
ings that Providence bestOWs upon men
and that it is always accompanied by
perseverance, cheerfulnesS and virtue.
bad for u.s." says he, would be
the day in which we Germans should
change into lean race, like some
of our neighbors."
This despite the fact that his lean
neighbors whipped the eternal tar out
of him and his fat compatriots. Be
that as it may, glance at history
shows that there is some merit in his
argument.
Consider, for instance, Napoleon 1,
the latest fighter in all history. Ma
pOeOn barely had room to stick his
finger inside his shirt-front. Louis
XVI faded away to about a ton just
before his passing out. How Louis
XVI furniture ever stood up under him
is one of the unsolved mysteries of
history.
Hank the Eighth of England, chicken
fancier and matrimonial expert, was
quite hefty even at the tender age of
twenty. George III, who aroused the
ire of our best people, didn't blow very
much about his shape and Edward VII
cast q credible shadow. But no SOW
ereign could quite tip the scales along
side of the late Dom Carlos of Portu
gal.
Dumas, Renan and Balzac weren't
exactly sylphlike. Alma Tadema and
Rubens had a well-fed look. Gilbert
K. Chesterton would not be called I'M
der-nOurished. Neither would Irwin
Cobb.
The list includes William Fl. Taft,
the Administrators and Macklyn,
and Grover Cleveland.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
Old Cemetery Mystery.

'It's surprising" said the policeman
on the New Bowery beat, according to
the New York Sun, chow long people
can live in a place and know nothing
about it. See that lot over there" and
he pointed to a square patch of ground
fifty feet from Chatham square, per-
haps forty feet each way, hemmed in
on three sides by tenements, whose
clOtheslines made a tangled maze
across the face Of the lot.
"It's a cemetery. When l first came
on this beat If asked one person what
that cemetery was l asked hundred !;
some didn't know. Some hardly knew
1t was there. I looked 1t up in the
library and read that it was an old
Jewish cemetery, consecrated in 1855,
used as a fort during the Revolution
airy war and one of the first cemeteries
laid out In the city,"
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
Average Life of Motor Cars.

AS highway transportation develops
and passenger cars and trucks be-
come practically the sole means Of
road travel, the proportion of first
purchasers of cars and trucks in the
total of car sales will decrease, and
the demand for new cars each year
will become more and more nearly
equal to the number of cars which
drop out of service. For this rea-
son it is becoming increasingly impor-
tant for the trade to know how many
cars will be required for replacement
Of those withdrawn from service.
Analysis Of registration, production.
export and import figures over a pc
riod Of years leads to the conclusion
that the average life of two million
cars retired from service in the last
seven years was aboyt 5.3 years.
Scientific American.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
PROBABLY SORRY He SPOKE
Little That indianapolis Man
: Could Say.

Detective Sergeant Church went
calling with his wife the other eve
ming on some relatives Dinner was
served, and as was customary at such
gathering the visitors brought along
some of the eatables. The cake served
was of two kinds, angel food and
devils food.
When it came to the cake part of
the meal, the sergeant ate heartily Of
the angel food, but only nibbled at
the devils food. 81 guess you folks
will have to save this devils food cake
until come again." he said. 81 am so
full 1 just can't eat another bite"
Arriving back home the sergeant
turned to his wife: "That angel food
cake was mighty good, but l just
couldn't go that DEVILS food. 1t was
sure punk cake"
"Weu, that was the cake l made"
his wife said.-Indianapo News.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
Too Much for the Statistician.

A report has been received that the
mad Mullah" (ruler of rebel der
wishes in Somaliland) is dead, but it
has not been confirmed, Mr.. Churchill
Informed the house of commons.
Sir J. Rees-Is there any record
In the colonial Office of the number
Of times the Mullah has died?
Mr.. Churchill-In these hard times
we cannot undertake to keep unnec-
essary statistics.
The Mad Mullah" shares with the
late Emperor Menelik of Abyssinia the
fame of having been reported dead
on far more occasions than any other
ruler of recent times.-London Daily
Nail.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
The Dull Season.

cts kinder dull around the old
home place. remarked the sleepy
looking native.
"Why, you have a swarm of children
and at least a dozen dogs" said the
tourist.
yep, but l guess tn warm weather
has sorter taken all tn pep out of tn
young yarmints. They Amt had fight
fn nigh onto week an there amt been
a tramp in these parts in so long tn
dawgs amt gittin' tn exercise they
ed."-Birmingham Age-Herald
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
The WifeIy Training.

! $50 you've graduated from college"
eyes, sir"
"Studied abroad, too?"
"Yes, sir"
"Consider yourself now fairly we'll
able to get along and adapt yourself
in any kind of society,""
II believe So"
"That's what I used to think, but
lived to discover this; no matter how
many college degrees a man earns nor
how carefully his parents may have
there's always a lot that his wife still
thinks it necessary to teach him.
Detroit Free Press.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
Matter of Precedence.

In coal mine in Nevada each man
every car of coal mined.
Ole Hanson, having filed the elev-
enth car, marked it with a one and
after hesitating while let it go at
that.
Another miner, noticing the mistake,
called Ole's attention to it.
"Yas, know" said Ole, but 1 can't
tank which side the odder number
wan 60 on
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
Surgical Chronology.

"You are doing pretty we'll with tom
sils, 1 understand" said the first doc
tor.
EYES," replied the second doctor /;
I'm taking out a few here and there,
but I'll never forget 1917"
"What happened thenY"
"Best year l ever had for appen-
dixes. "-Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
On the Job.

The Motorist-Say, friend, my en-
gine's stalled. Think you can help me
find out what's the matter with it?
Constable Talltimber-I can, but
won't just now. l can't pinch you
for speedin', but In ten minutes I'll
fix up your engine, an then pinch you
for parkin' here too long.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1921-07-07
Disclosures.

II understand that one of the fig
tires In that scandalous litigation has
book"
"Can it be possible" rejoined Miss
Cayenne, "that anything has been left
untold?'