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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Red Indians In Paaeants.

indians have great deal of dra-
matic ability and express themselves
with unusual ease in pageant acting.
Bays Miss Deloria, a young Dakota In
dian woman who has written and d.
rected a pageant for her people called
"The Fifty Years Trail" The pageant
was given recently before convOca-
ton Of the Episcopal church in the
West. Pantom.nic pageants prove the
best because the Indians know how TO
act better than they know how to use
their voices. Miss Delorio, who has
charge of the activities for Indian
girls Of the Y. ". e. A.. Is planning
other pageants Of Indian setting with
prologues in both English and Ipdan.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
FISHER FISH co.
p. o. Box $50 Green Bay. Wis.
ThirtyRunningSOreS

Remember, l stand back OF every box.
Every druggist guarantees to refund the
purchase price (35 cents) II Peterson's
Ointment doesn't do all 1 claim.
l guarantee IL for eczema, old sores
running sores, salt rheum. ulcers, sore
nipples broken breasts, itching skin, skin
diseases, blind, bleeding and itching piles
as we'll as for chatting, burns, scalds, cuts,
bruises and sunburn
az had 30 running sores on my leg for
II years was in three different hospitals
Amputation was advised. Skin grating
was tried / was cured by using Peter
sons Ointment. Mrs. F. E, Root, 2s1
Michigan street, Buffalo, N Y. Mail or
ders filed by Peterson Ointment Co, Buff
falo N 7.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05

. young man who practiced medicine
In a rural district became famous and
was called in consultation in many
towns and cities because of his sue
cess in the treatment of disease. This
was DR.. Pierce who afterward moved
to Buffalo, n. Y. H made up his
mind to place some Of his medicines
before the pu,Eo, Aad he put up
what he called his rFavorite Pre-
scription," and placed it with the
druggists in every state in the Union.
For fifty years DR.. Pierce's Favorits
Prescription has sold more largely
throughout the United States than
any other medicine of like character.
It's the testimony of thousands OF
women that it has benefited or en-
tirely eradicated such distressing ale
ments as women are prone to. 1t is
now sold by druggists in tablet form
as well as liquid.
WAUKEsHA, WIs. -" About eighteen
years ago | was i'll, doctors medicine did
not seem to give me the relief thought
] should have so / began taking Doctor
Pierce's Favorite Prescription and 10
cured me In a short space Of time. /
have newer had sny return Of my all
ment.' - MRS. MINNIE S1ENsLoFF, 100
Pleasant Street.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Speaking Universally.

Since he had been to France he was
very fond of airing his slight knowl-
edge of French. On leaving his
friend one evening said:
"Au revOirl'
"What do you meant" asked his
friend.
81 Soean goOd-bye-'au revOir' is
goodbye In the French language,
said the would-be linguist.
"Oh, l see," retored his friend.
"Well, carbolic acid TO your
"What on earth does that mean?"
''Carbolic acid means goodbye in
any language" was the reply.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Begin Right Now to
Conquer Your Rheumatism

| the blood.
For this purpose there is no more
satisfactory remedy than S.S.S.,
the fine old blood remedy that has
been in use for more than fifty
years, and has given such general
satisfaction for Rheumatism.
Begin taking S.S.S. today, and
if you will write a complete history
of your case, our medical director
will gre you expert advice, with
out charge. Address Chief Medical
Director, 100 Swift Laboratory, At
lanta, Ga.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05

would pain terribly if I stepped off
curb-stone. One day one of your book
lets was thrown in the yard and / read
every word in it. There were so many
who had been helped by your medicine
that / wanted to try it and my husband
went to town and got me a bottle. It
seemed as though | felt relief after the
second dose, so ] kept on until ! had
taken five bottles and by that time
was as well as / could wish. About
year later gave birth to a ten pound
boy, and have had two more children
since and my health has been fine. II
i ever have trouble of any kind am
going to take your medicine for give
it all the praise for my good health.
/ always recommend your medicine
whenever can. Mrs. EVA E. SHAY,
Garrett, Kansas.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Little Law In Albania

Except in q few communities IN the
South the Albanians live IN tribal or
CARNATIONS. in scattered communities
in the mountains where each man de
tends his home and his rights with his
rife, which he never lays down when
out Of doors. They are governed by
a sort Of common law, which is known
as the Law Of LEX. LEX was more
or less traditional law giver of the
once powerful family Of Dukadjinl.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Simpler Method.

81 do hope youll be able to come to
the mothers welfare meeting on
Wednesday. We've persuaded a ta-
nous chef to come and give US lee
ture on The Decay of Cookery It
should be most helpful"
mot to me. mum. allus gives
mine TO the pigs when 1t gets that far"
London Punch.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Easy to Please.

The two sisters were discussing the
merits of new diamond engagement
ring which had made its appearance
on the finger OF the elder girl.
Just then Maize, their twelve-year.
old sister, came In.
II don't know how the rest OF you
feel about IT," she said, "hut wOul>l
be satisfied with a piece of string on
my engagement finger II a real man
put II there" London Answers.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05

If you are going to again rely
upon the liniment bottle TO try to
rub your Rheumatism away, you
will be doomed again to nothing
but disappointment. A disease
that can cause so much pain and
suffering is not on the surface of
the skin, and cannot be rubbed
away.
Many forms of Rheumatism are
caused by a tiny disease germ in
the blood, and in such cases the
only logical treatment is to search
out and remove these germs from
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Evening star.

Any planet that rises before mid
night is called an evening star" If it
does not rise until after midnight it is
q morning star. These terms are never
applied to the real stars, which are
called fixed stars" but only to
planets, which are not stars.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
In the Crowd.

"What are you making such a fust
about? J thought you were good
loser"
81 am, so far as an election is con
cerned," answered the excited citizen
what / am concerned about is the
loss of a perfectly good two-dollai
watch"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
ne Improved MedeI. "a. 2. ott.ua Lon SIX

One man wheels this outfit from cut
to cut and log to log Ike d barrow.
Separate attachments cut down trees
and cut up branches. Extra power lets
the engine do heavy work Of all kinds.
Owners Of the Ottawa Log Saw laugh
at coal shortages and are making big
money with ease, the machine doing the
work. 80 to 80 cords cut any day, rainy
or dry, by one man, are normal figures.
And wood is approaching $50 a cord!
The Ottawa is compact. simple and dur
able. II sells for cash or easy payments
and is guaranteed. If you have wood TO
cut the Ottawa Log Saw will be the
most satisfactory machine you've ever
owned. suggest that you write the
Ottawa Mfg Co, 2724 Wood St. Otta-
wa kas-. for their compleit aew Illus
trated book and prices, sent free e
all readers Of this paper.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05

complete nervous
breakdown follow
ing the birth of my
Oldest child. ] got
up too soon which
caused serious fe-
male trouble. was
80 weak that ! was
not able to be on my
feet but very little
and could not do my
homework at all. !
had a bad pain in my
left sid a and r
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Ancient Inventions Used on Motors.

Perhaps tn. oldest design used in
the modern automobile is that = the
universal tJi3t, which In principle q
iden ical with the first universal de-
velopcu by Cardan around 1920 A. ID.
Such joints are used IN all modern
automobiles and trucks In order 10 al
low the propeller shaft to reyolve and
at the same time move up ana down
and sideways relative to the rear
axle. The axle bounces up and down
according to road conditions. but the
propeller shaft must connect this
bouncing part with another unit at
tached to the frame of the car.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
PROPOSING Made Easy.

In Slam a declaration of marriage Is
very simple. 1t is considered a pro-
posal merely to offer a lady flower.
or TO take light from a cigaret If she
Is holding 1t In her mouth. so that even
the most timid youths need not fear
the ordeal.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Economy at Least.

Stubby-Let Percy umpire THU
game? Why, should say not What
does he know about baseball?
Bobby-But that's not it. You see
his dad is a doctor an will be able I
take care of him fer aothin'.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
One WAY.

Mummy, I'm goin' TO give Auntit
Maud my spade and pail"
"Whatever for, WillieI"
$50 that she can kick It."
"Kick it,"
Eyes. Daddy said we should have g
lot of money If only auntie would kick
the bucket ."-Tit-Bits.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
cutIcura Soap for the Complexion.

Nothing better than Cudcura SOAP
daily and Ointment now and then as
needed to make the complexion clear
scalp clean and hands soft and white
Add to this the fascinating, fragrant
Cuticura Talcum and you have the
Cuticura Toilet Erio.--Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05

The hurt of a burn or q cut stops wheI
Coles CarbOlisalve is applied. 1t heal
quickly without scars. SOC and Coo b.
all druggists. For free sample write Thu
J. w. Cole CO.. Rockford, Ill.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Jud Tunkins.

Jud TuDkins says the fact that most
of the family is out TO the moving
pictures or the caberay is all that
keeps the fiat from being overcrowded
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
USE DIAMOND DYES"

Dye right Don't risk
your material in a poor dye.
Each package of Diamond
Dyes" contains directions
so simple that any woman
can diamond-dye a new,
rich, fadeless color into old
garments, draperies, cover
ings, everything, whether
wool, silk, linen, cotton or
mixed goods.
Buy Diamond Dyes" -
no other kind-then perfect
re suits are guaranteed.
Druggist has diamond
p Card"--16 rich colOrs. Adv
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
a Drv Answer

Scoutmaster (emphatically)-"John-
ny, what are you doing there in the
rain?
Tenderfoot - Gettin' wet. - Boys
Life.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Past Tense Of MIGRATE

Jimmy" said the teacher Of the
juvenile class, what is the past tense
Of 'migrate'?"
MY gracious" promptly answered
Jimmy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05

Jimmy pinchers are mad today.
Dick-HOw is that?
Jim-Why. left them in front of a
fire and they lost their temper.-Boys'
Life.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Like Willie Brown.

When is a horse arithmedc2 When
he knows his (s)table.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Useful.

Teache-Hawkins, what is a sYno-
nym?
Hawkins-Please, sir. IT'S word you
use in place Of another when you can
not spell the other one.-Boys' Life.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Five English Nor arohs "ceorges."

OF the English mouarchs named
George the first lived 81 years. the
second seyenty-seven years, the third
elzhty.two years. AMI the fourth sixty
eight years. King George Is now
Afty.Gve.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
quito So.

I'VE can have an open fire in our
library"
"Grate news"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
six-Leuoed Cow.

Which has SIX legs. COW or no cowf
No COW has SIX legs.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05

sympathy amounts to little II its
object isn't made aware of il.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
4 letter
FOR women
From q Woman Whose Serious I'LL
ness Was Overcome by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.

Garrett, Kas.-'T first took lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for .
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
Extremes.
Imnortant TO Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that Il
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-01-05
plsannrovaI Resented.

Dyes Color Card9-1e rich colors. Adv.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-06-07
The eBA7yCrisiS

With crops rpenng on their hands, berry growers face
serious situation They meet and fix prices but they
not materaze purchasers Strawberries that brought
16 cents last year find buyers at cents this year.
This condition not local but general the country
high prices demanded and paid last put the finished
products at such high figure that the public refused to
buy and canners loaded up with expensive products which
they unable to SELL became bankrupt Consequently
the old crop hand.
obbers caught with years high priced goods
falling market all lost money and refuse to place advance
orders until their old stocks disposed Of The retailers
the prdcamen refuse place orders for futures
Without these futures security the has diff
fculty in financing his operations.
The situation part of the toll paid for defaton and to
be expected of the reconstruction The inactivity
the nsures cleaning of existing stocks and
active market later for the goods Those who process
their strawberries and hold will probably make money
fruit shortage exists large section of the country BY
next year. conditions will have adjusted themselves and the
normal be restored Certainly any that pows up his
berries il only njuring himself
Those growers with long time contracts which they nave
ivedup at comparative loss to make their word good
have the laugh those who repudaed their contracts TO
reap wartime profits The high ices have reacted to the
atters injury An assured market at reasonable profit
is better in the long for it kes the gamble out OF 1ru
raising and stabilizes the ind stIy.
The value to the berry industry of the fruit juice and
dyhraon plants for quantity consumption can not be e
aggeraed If the growers had not repudiaed their contracts
forced high prices and consequent financial generalization
and suspension of operations the chances are there would
be market for their products today The hope OF the
berry industry lies these and when the grower
realizes it and extends his cooperation, situations like the
present will be impossible.
The public can lend its assistance to the grower as well as
protect itself by buying and canning all the berries poso
With cheap berries and cheap the housewives nave
their opportuny fill the cupboard with the cholcet OF
preserves that have expensive luxury beyond their
reach the past few seasons.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-06-07
Harvey, Stacker

Ambassador Harvey who spokesman OF the (adnms-
tration declared that the United States would not nave
anything whatsoever do with the League OF Nations or
with any commission or committee appointed by 1t or
responsible to it, directly indirectly openly or turve Is
not only Stacker peace but boasts OF his descent from
war slackers. ooo !,
Tn speech he at Charleston, s. Co. in l9O6 ne oe-
cred according Congressman Stevenson as printed III e
Congressional Record:
Civil OF my Immediate
father ana nine uhces
norbern them had crossed the Nason anu
with adherence put not oh
against his white poIher III
store and from necessity
with sums OF money lA W
of uncle, perhaps the Ds
refused and chewed the cud OIL
fi0cton for nearly years the county jail make no ~ ~
their action | for them no credit shou,d have
under those circumstances ttnrr
~, the facts are family history anu
uo assertion that have an apSoute
ad right 10 speak you of the south the "oIu "
fraternal heart
Harvey now asserts that the same ignoDle motNes l
actuated his Stacker family the nation Tor ne
+ba+ America went into the for the same reason MS
valow ancestors stad out to save their sKIs anu e
declares that the United States, like his stngy uncle VII"
went to ail rather than fight or pay, Is Stacker
President Harding in his memorial day address volceo tne
real sentiments of the nation But did ne speak Tor AIS o
minstration? If he did, he should recall the ambassador
who wears an unearned military title after having boased
that his ancestors were sackers IF Harvey not recalled
we NAV know he is powerful in the administration
than the president.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-06-07

| dramatic club who can sing and
dance and look the part or a real
lady"
Larry dropped the subject there
and walked over closer to the baby
and to the surprise of everyone lit
tie Hal held out his arms to Lar
ry. 1t was the first time my baby
had ever done such thing.
With the first elf-possession he
he had shown since he had come
into the room, Larry answered the
appeal Of those tiny arms and took
the baby from Bah and held him
up close to his face: then he turn
ed to me ingeniously and said:
"Why, / never knew babies were
like this. So soft and sweet and al
together nice"
There. you've done it." said
Bart "Alix will fall down and wor-
ship you after that. How do you
do it? You are holding that baby
as though you had been used to
babies all your life. I'd be afraid
he'd break in two if 1 picked him
up. l have to wait until children
are big enough to talk before can
make friends with them. Little
babies always screw up their ia
ces and yell if l even look at
them"
''It is because you are so rough
and blustery," said Bah. Gwen
little babies feel the difference be-
tween the way you founder ar
ound and the gentle way in which
Larry approaches them. l have
never seen man who was as nice
as Larry is with that baby" and
she gave Larry her most engaging
smile.
At this moment Larry seemed so
conscious of what he was doing
that he almost dropped my son.
With a cry / hastened forward to
catch it and Larry's head and mine
came together with a great bump,
"oh, l beg your pardon, I beg
your pardon, Mrs. Hammersly."
Again l caught that peculiarly
sympathetic look in Larry's won
derful eyes. 1 said to myself, 81
hope my boy will grow up like
this one."
Come along Larry" shouted
Bart. You've mooned over that
baby long enough. Bah and 1 will
pick up another girl and we will
have a game of tennis before
lunch"
What is the matter with Mrs.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-06-07
Time ToSpray
Cherry Trees

Cherry growers are advised tc
be on the lookout for the cherry
maggot just at this time of year
Prof. A. L. Lovett, entomologist, OF
the o. A. c. experiment station
says that worms in cherries car
be largely prevented by the appli
cation of a poison bait for adul
flies.
The first application should
be from June to the 18th
and the second ten days later. Tht
third spray should be week later
then the second.
Prof. Lovett recommends tn.
following: Calcium arsenate (ol
lead arsenate) one half pound
brown sugar 2 21a pounds, or syrul
mot honey two quarts; waite
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-06-07

eight gallons. Apply the spray
sparingly. One quart to the Tree
is enough, while heavier appiica-
tious are no more efficient and
may burn the foliage. A few fine
droplets here and there over up
per surface of outer foliage is the
ideal application.
Gooseberry growers are urged
to spray, by Prof H. P. Barss, OF
the Oregon experiment station. o.
A. C. He says the bushes should
be sprayed as soon as the fruit is
off, il there is any anthracnose,
recommending Bordeaux mixture.
This spraying will protect the
new foliage from infection which
might come during June of July.
Preservation of the new foliage
will give the grower better pros
poets of a crop the coming year.
Continued defoliage due to diseas,
Prof. Barss says, would probabely
prevent the setting of very much
fruit next spring.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-06-07
Office
copyright 1921 by Edgar
Allan Moss.)
Little Dramas from Life.

Scene-Dime store.
Dramatis Personae-Tired shor
girl and tiresome shopper, with a
lew merry villagers scattered
about.
Time-The present.
Tired Shop Ggirl--Ho, hum
lazy. (Yawn.) Was they someth-
ng for you?
Tiresome Shopper (also yawns)
Nope, I'm just looking around
Tired Shop Girl-Golly, but I'm
tired. (Yawns some more.)
Tiresome Shopper--Where's the
music counter?
Tired Shop Girl-'Way back in
the rear.
Tiresome Shopper-Dyou know
whether that Ell Vampire is instru-
mental or vocal?
Tired. Shop Girl-'Taint either
one-it's roach killer.
Merry Villagers-Haw, haw!
(Quick curtain.)
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-06-07
mersIy coming?" suggested

Hammersly coming?" suggested
Larry. =.
"What do you want with an old
married woman like her around
asked Bart, with an impish grin
"She gave up very properly when
the baby came"
Involuntarily 1 looked into the
mirror before me. Did ] appear sc
old that my brother, who was only
year younger than l, thought
could not play tennis any more?
had been the best tennis player OF
my set before my marriage. de-
termined to show Master Bart that
in his o1, n language, "He had
another guess coming"
"At least I'll come out and look
on" 1 answered suavely. 81 don't
think l will play today, for
know that | am not in practice
but before your friend goes back
he and I will beat you and anyone
that you may choose as partner
Preferably, I would like 1t to be
my twin brother and sister"
"You are beginning to sit ur
and take notice, aren't your" said
Bart with a grin. That's right
You used to be good fun before you
married Hal, and if you get just
a little of the pep in you that you
had then you will be all right
Tomorrow-A Strange Conver-
sation.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-06-07

Euphemia Mcdonald, : deceased.
Notice to creditors.
. Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned has been duly ap-
pointed Administrative of the es-
tate of Euphemia Mcdonald, de-
ceased, by the county court Of the
state of oregon, for the county of
Marion, and has duly qualified.
All persons having claims against
said estate are required to present
the same, duly verified, to the un-
dersigned as such ADMINISTRATIVE
at the office of Collier & Collier.
1920 Spalding building, Portland,
Oregon, within six months from
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-06-07
Bart's Friend.


Come and see little Hal, Bart, p"
urged Bah. I'VE think he grows
more like his father every day.
"All babies look alike to me,
said Bart, trying to be very blase
as he gazed into the cradle where
the heir to the house of Hammers
ly was blinking and waving his
tiny hands.
Isn't he great? / didn't know
babies were like that" remarked
Larry in a surprised tone.
They're not" answered prodly.
this baby is a super-infant. There
are no others like him."
How foolish Of me-" said Lar
ry. lifting his eyes to mine and
blushing.
"of course, 1 should have known
it,"
Quit your kidding" said Bart,
"and shake hands with my sister.
Alix. Please remember you don't
have to compliment the baby to
make an impression on her. She is
Just a woman even if she is the
baby's mother. And besides, Larry,
all women like your eyesr
Even Bob took pity on Larry,
who was blushing furiously, who
is kidding now?" she demanded OF
Bart. Anyone could say nice
things about this baby" and she
reached down and pulled His Roy
al Highness into her arms.
As she stood there looking at
the young man I said to myself, "
why. she makes a wonderful pic
ture of a mother"
Bart must have had something