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The Washington herald., 1921-09-17
L. y. Department OF Agriculture.
bureau Of Markets, september I6.
Fruits and vegetables Isales from

Wholesalers to retaiIersD. Apples
Bbls., Virginias and w. Nir-
ginias, Jonathans No. 1. best, $7aS.
ordinary condition small size. po,.r
color. s5ae; Grimes a. 2s inches
hest, good color. s9a9.50, some over.
ripe. fair color. s7aS: ordinary cp1-
dition. poor color. s5a6: various va.
rieties unclasiifed. fair 70 poor con-
dition, $3a6. Bushel baskets. Tir-
ginias and West Virginias. Grimes
No. l. best. good color, S5aS.50; poor
colcr. poorly graded ordinary GpU-
cition. s1.50ae.50; Jonathans No. J,
best. ss.5OaS; poorer. s2s2.2a: "a
rioUs varieties unclassifed, S2.a2.JO.
Rome B.sautSs, best s2.s5a2 so:
poorer 81; wealthys and Maiden
Flush, s2a2.95. Cabbage - New
York. bulk per cwt.. round types.
s2.sOa3. Canraloupes Colorsdos
pirk meats. standards, 36s and 4Ss.
mostly around $3.50; fats. l@s and
l5s sl.25al-50; green meats. Slal.2S;
iumbos, les. mostly around $50.
Lettuce--New York crates, 2-dozer
heads. best. si.5oal.75; few sales. 50;
rcorer, T5casl. Sweet potatoes
North Carolinas and Nirginias, cloth
ter stave and slat barrels, yellow
varieties. No. l. S3.SOai; few sales,
.s4a5. onions Indiana, 10o-lD.
sacks. yellow varieties, No. !, $la
$50. White potatoes-New Jerseys,
lSo-lb. sack ;, Giants No. l. Sia4 %;
The Washington herald., 1921-09-17
INDICATE /:
LESS, ACTIVITY IN :
ERRACTICSESSION
Slack Afternoon Wipes
Out Mornings Ad- I. Z
vances. q
OIL STOCKS REACT
Rails Are Little Changed; Gail
Money Opens at SO, But =
Drops to 41a9c. q
OIL STOCKS REACT

. NEW YORK, Sept. 1s.-The beha-
yior Of today's markets was consist-
ent. with the recent tendency toward
a slackening in the intensity OF spec
uistive activity. Stocks were traded
in somewhat less actively and dis
played q certain amount OF Irregular
ity. Early strength, particularly sp-
parent in steel stocks. resulted IN nu-
merous gains OF 1 to . points, but
during q slack afternoon session these
advances were just about cut in half.
OIL stocks were reactionary, and rails
were little changed Call money
opened at 5 per cent but was again
lowered to az shortly after noon.
With business less active a frIper
tone appeared among the foreign sx-
changes. German marks rallied
sharply from last nights close of
o.s2k OF a cent 20 O.s7. The supply
previously in evidence apparently had
dried up 50 that active bidding re-
suited in q rapid recovery. The Cir
cumstance suggests thatgthis par
-
is understood TO have been entered
on for the purpose Of paying or
short-term loans secured in connec-
ton with the recent, reparations pay
ment. is ended. Most Of the other
European exchanges held steady.
Sterling was unchanged at s3.sOss.
while French francs were of point
at 7.o3is cents. The weak spots
were Polish marks and Greck
drachmas. The former recorded n
new low OF o.02k Of a cent, and the
latter fell TO 5E cents, which is 4
half cent less than its recent vslpe.
Greek operations against Turkey
probably are exerting a general In
1uence in the matter. but LONDON
more specifically mentions the faiI-
ure Of a Greek attempt to obtain a
loan in that market.
Federal Reserve Report
The latest Federal Reserve state-
ent proves that the previous weeks
reaction in reserve ratio was nothing
more than a temporary incident as
sociated with Labor Day demands for
currency. With a fresh gain OF t5I.-
O0O. 900 in reserves and substantial
reductions in both note circulation
and deposits, the ratio for the
twelve banks has jumped VI 1.S per
cent TO SIS per cent The previous
reaction was, in other words. much
more than made up. Most OF the re-
gional banks shared in the improve
ment. the only considerable excep-
tions being those at Kansas city and
Atlanta The latter bank found IL
necessary 20 borrow another $1,000
900 from those at Boston and Clevc-
land. as a result OF which the total
amount Of intcrbank accommodation
increased slightly 20 $1,000. 600.
This figure. however. is still far short
OF that reached last fall and winter.
The Dallas and Minneapolis banks,
on the other hand, continued their
improvement. and each was able 10
reduce the amount of its borrowings
from sister institutions. II will sp-
pear accordingly that heavy gold inn
ports and liquidation OF frozen cred
its continue 10 offset demands incl
dental TO the new crops, and this
with something to spare. Any seri-
Gus tightening OF the money market
this fall therefore becomes incrcss-
inGly unlikely.
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mostly around s4c5; round whites,
No. ], $5a5sS. Tomatoes-Hone-
crowns. half bushel baskets, S0ca
81. String Beans-Home-grow
bushcl baskets, sI.25al.5o. Lima
beans-Home-S crowns. soRs5c per OF.
CeIery-New Norks, bunch. best. sOa
75c: poorer. .5c. PeSches-Sew
Yorks. bushel baskets. mostly. S4a
i5O. Pears-New Yorks. Sickles,
bushel baskets s2.56s3. Grapes
New YorkS. 2-qt. baskets, all varie-
ties, sOs25c. Cucumbers-NewH Horka
busncI baskets, tl.5Oa2. Oranges.
CALIFORNIA;, Vslencias. all sizes.
S4s5as.5o. Corn - Hone-growns,
25a35c.
BASED on September l6 quotations
on important markets. prices for
hay. feed and grain in car lots de-
livered Washington, d. c. for
prompt shipment, are quoted as fol-
lows:
No. l timothy hay, ton. S25; No.
timothy. $s2; No. l clover, mixed.
sse: spring wheat bran, s2e.25:
spring wheat middIing. f23.75; cot
ton seed meal CSC per cent?. $3.50;
old process linseed meal. Sl7:
:,luten feed. S37: hominy feed
,whitcD. Ss9.75: dried beet puln.
ssS.s5: No. white corn, bushel. Tsc;
No. . yellow corn. 73c: No. white
oats, sSisc; No. 3 white oats, Elsc.
The Washington herald., 1921-09-17

$50 NY7s. 'a5.. lo2ii 1oe& io2h
1SoN Y 6Hs..... 1oeh
Is Southwest Bell Is. -9Ih 9IS oIS
10 Sun Oil 7s........ 9S
81 Swift e. Co.'S. 'c5 9or % %
IS Swift L Co Is, 81 99E 90 9o%
: Texas Co Ts....... 100ts 100 100
3 United Drugs Ss... 9s 96% OoA
Tn Ry Of Hay 7hs e515
II Vacuum Oil Is. 102% 1o2h 1o2A
8 West Electric Is. l0o%
FoRBIGN BONDS.
IS Brazil IS ..."...., osh soS ssk
The Washington herald., 1921-09-17
WASHINGTON PRODUCE.
Paraished by GoIde. a Col

Uarnished by Golden a Col
Eggs-Southcrn, SEC: average re-
ceipts, 3Sc
Poultry - Alive: ROSTERS. II. lsc:
turkeys lb. 37a40c; chickens, spring.
lb., 33a35c: hens. H., e5a2Sc: keats
young, 5oaSec. Dressed: Fresh killed
spring chickens. lb.. 56aIoc: hens.
H., 50a35c; roosters, lb.. CSC: turkeys
H., 45a5ec: keats, young, each.
6oa75c.
Live stock-Calves, Ib.. 1lalei=c;
lambs, choice. lb.. IealIc.
The Washington herald., 1921-09-17
Dividend Declared.

AZ a meeting Of the board OF d.
rectors of the Security Savings and
Commercial Bank, the regular quar-
terIy dividend of . per cent paya-
bls. September 80: TO stockholders
for. record. September 26.- was de-
cIayed. An extra dividend of 1 per
csnt was also declared payable on
,haf xame basis
The Washington herald., 1921-09-17
COMPLETE N. Y. BOND SALES
ne.s.s stssh nzsssass,
fIn lf.Aoai


today $fo4s70oo week
The Washington herald., 1921-09-17
LOCAL

fw. .. Hises q CO. Hibss BI1E.
Members wsshtsEtes saeek
ExehssEe.l ~
STOCKS.
Capital Tractior, 10 at S.
Wssbtngtou MARKET Co., 100 at g.
AFTER CALL
herrepthsier linotype. I at iisis.
. Potomse Eiec g IN O.. sl.0oo at %.
Capital Traction 5s. sl.ooo at 81.
Money eall loans. 81 TO Q per cent.
Loans az 9 per cent.
, 1921-05-28
marine RULES
ARE REJECTED

WASHINGTON. May 27.-The Am
erican Steamship Owners association
has refused to subscribe to the agree
ment on rules and working conditions
reached between Secretary Davis and
representatives of h Marine Engi.
neers, Beneficial association II II.
Raymond. president OF the associa-
ton. informed the secretary today.
He said the association representing
also the Pacific American association.
and the Ship Owners association Of
the Pacific coast had decided to ad-
mere to its previously announced pol
icy of abiding by the ciassificauons.
wage scale. and working conditions.
put In to effect on May 1.
II was indicated later that the rec
Rotary vas making an effort 70 inrsnce
the shipping board to enter into an
agreement with the seamen regardless
of the action taken by he Ship Own
ers' association.
, 1921-05-28
COLLINS PAID
HIGH HONOR BY LEGION

CHICAGO. May Fiddle Collins.
captain of the Chicago White Sox and
nationally famous b~aiiplayer. has been
selected by Chicago American Legion
posts as ~typifyinE the real American
baseball hero.
The legion posts recently decided to
select some representing trtte
Americanism as well US athletic pro
ficiency TO autograph n baseball which
would be auctioned to raise funds for
disabled soldiers. Collins was chosen
and Commander John c.. Littis. Jr., of
the Roosevelt post. in making the
announcement said.
We are admirers OF the ball player
OF the Collins type. He was past the
draft age in 1917. Even had he been
within tho draft g he had n family
dependent on him. and easily could
have gained exemption. On the other
hand he could have obtained any
number OF swivel chair Jobs in Wash
ington or he could have become n
camp athletic instructor. Instead. he
enlisted as a private in the marines
and WINS promoted to the rank of cor
poral for loyal service. He passed up
the soft Jobs to endure the h~ardships
of the toughest Jobs in a real mans
army n never murmurcd."
, 1921-05-28
No agreement On
Express Wages

CHICAGO. May 2T.-Conferences
over proposed wage reductions for the
10000 employees Of the American Rail-
way Express company failed to reach
ny agreement and the company has
i.cd the dispute with the United States
r>ilroad labor board. IT was announced
today.
Tho express company proposed that
rates OF pay be restored 10 those in
effect before the increase OF approx
mately rs per cent was granted by the
labor board August 10. 1920. The EN-
ployes refused to accept any reduc.
ton. r
, 1921-05-28
URGES
MARINE PLANS

NEW YORK. May 81. Whether
the -arhita-y exercise Of power under
leadership is to be permitted to de.
feat the purpose Of the American PEG
pie Of the American people 10 main
tain q merchant marine under their
own flag Is the fundamental Issue in
the present controversy over redue-
ton of marine wages. Chairman Ben
son Of the shipping board declared IN
an address here before the National
Association of Manufacturers
Asserting the union heads had
shown an -uncomrromisinE attitude
on the question OF the Is per cen
wage reduction. and. while presenting
many Irrelevant questions" had re
fused even TO discuss the necessary
wage reduction" Chairman Benson
reiterated his determination to IN
sist upon the wnge cut as mot only
Justified but Imperative"
MY appeal directly to the person
mel of the merchant marine has mel
with a very gratifying Response" he
said Il have stated publicly and
again reaffirm tho intention Of the
shipping board to give fullest protec-
ton. both now and after tho settle
ment of the controversy. TO all who
come to its aid"
, 1921-05-28
AT
CHESTER TRIAL
ARE SEARCHED

KANSAS CITY. May 2T.-snsf
happened at Broken Bow. Neb.. last
November continued today to engage
the attention OF the jury which Is try
ing Denzel Chester on = charge of
first degree murder In connection with
the death of Miss Florence Barton
Spectators were again admitted to
the courtroom today after first being
searched for weapons by deputies and
matrons.
Sheriff V. c. Talbot OF Custer coun-
ty. Neb-. tod OF finding Chester half
strangied in his cell at Broken Bow
following his capture November 10.
DR.. w. E Talbot. brother OF the
sheriff. testified that he had been called
to treat Cheste following an attempt
made by the defendant TO strange
himself with strips OF blanket and
later following n dive from a bunk TO
the concrete floor OF his cell.
The doctor said that he found a
slight depression in Chester,s skull.
which might have been the result of
an old injury or might have been nat
ural. This depression. he testified.
on cross-examination. might have been
caused by jumping or being thrown
from n train. z
Chester told him. DR.. Talbot testi-
fled. that he tChesterl had been with
a circus and hat he used TO do the
high dive. Chester did not talk in his
hearing after the live to h floor Of
the cell. he said. He said he found
no bruises on chester's body or evi-
dencc of his having bee struck with
a blackjack or n revolver.
, 1921-05-28
SIGNAL DEPARTMENT
WAGE HEARING HELD

OMAHA. Neb.. May 27.-Represen-
tatives of signal department employees
Of the Union Pacific system lines are
TO meet with officials of the company
here today on a proposal by Inc com
pany to cut wages. effective July /.
Among representatives OF the men will
be J. e Hanchett. Gcoding. Idaho. and
J. T Cook. Portland. Ore. general
chairmen of the Brotherhood OF Rail
way Signalmen of America for hi EN-.
ployes on h Oregon Short Line and
the Oregon-Washington Railroad &
Navigation company. respectively.
, 1921-05-28
REDS SEIZE
MEX VILLAGE

MEXICO CITY. May 27.-Radiral
elements seized the municipal govern
ment Of the village OF Tacoma. near
zamora. state OF Nichoacan. yester-
day. and in fighting with tho village
authorities killed III chief OF police
and wounded he mayor and several
other civilians Red Tags were hoisted
above several buildings. but when the
radicals attempted to force their way
into churches. the populace resisted
so strongly that tho disturbcrs with
drew.
The people OF zamora- hearing OF
the outbreak. took up arm< and
rushe 10 the aid OF m authorities
at Tacoma. but before fighting began.
federal forces i~ntervened-
Less serious demonstrations were
held by radicals yesterday afternoon
ut Uruapan. about IS miles south
east of Zamorn- There was some
fighting. but no casualties.
, 1921-05-28
WITNESS TELL
FATAL SHOOTING
OF DRY AGENT
One of Five on Trial for Murder
of Prohibition Officer Fired
Shot. Officer De-
clares

Ell PASo. Texas, May 27-Prohfbs
ton Officer W. C. Quinn. star wit
mes for tbe state in h trial of C. p,
Sherman and his sons Nell. John and
Allen. and Tomas Mendoza charged
with the murder Of Prohibition Officer
c. A. Wood. testified at h oponins
OF the cas- today that he saw c. p.
Shearman fire u u the night Officer
Wood and officer S. Z. Beckett were
shot TO death on the Sherman ranch
The officer also testified that he heard
c. P. Shearman call to John Shear.
man.
They are in III chicken house.
John. referring to the prohibition OF
ficersl. let's smoke them out"
officer Quinn then described a bat.
tie which followed. in which cores OF
shots. IT Is alleged. were fired at him
and other officers.
, 1921-05-28
MAD HITTER
WINS RACE

BELMONT PARK. \. T.. May 81.
Tho Metropolitan handicap at one
mile. the first big event of the local
racing season, WINS won here. today
by Mad Halter. y
Audacious finished second and
Yellow Hand third. u
Mad Halter, running in the ca,ors
of the stable md ridden by
Sande. defeated a-ficid OF eight There
was little of the spectacular In the
event. the first and second horses rae
ing in these positions throughout. The
race was worth ss,16o to the winner
and was run in 1897 rs. &.
, 1921-05-28
Brothers Held
For Assault On
H. s. Principal

LoNGMONT. Colo. May e7.-Sam
and Jewell Garrison. brothers. were
arrested here today charged with an
assault on Principal Archibald Taylor
Of the Junior high school.
Taylor Is said to have inflicted body
punishment on willard Garrison. Ia
year old brother of the accused youths.
Taylor charged. in n complaint re-
sulting in their arrest. that the older
brothers came to his house last night.
called him out on tho porch and one
administered a severe beating while
the other held him.
, 1921-05-28
Omaha Livestock
Yards Inspected

OMAHA. Neb.. May 27-rnspection
of the Omaha livestock yard was made
today by George Sutherland. former
United States senator from Utah. and
Col. II. w. Anderson of Richmond. Va,
trustees. who were appointed by the
District OF Columbia supreme court
Of the Swift and Armour stockyards
properties to act until purchasers can
be found Later they were to give
interested persons an opportunity TO
tell how they regard packer control
Of the yards
The trustees. accompanied by II. ].
Galloway. special assistant 20 Attorney
General D~augherty. leave late today
for a further INSPECTION at Denver.
, 1921-05-28
Richie Mitchell
Stays in Ring

MILWAUKEE. Wis. May 81
Richie Mitchell. whose gameness
against overwhelming odds has made
him the prize fight idol OF tho central
west. has no intention of retiring from
the ring despite recent reverses- Fol
lowing his sensational losing fight
against Champion Benny Leonard In
New York. Mitchell met defeat twice
at the hands OF Rocky Kansas and
hos a newspaper decision 20 Johnny
Mendelsohn- The defeat caused re
ports that the Milwaukee, fighter would
retire. but Mitchell insists that he is
Tar from through and after n short
rest will be lack facing h top
notcherr.
, 1921-05-28
\ AUTHORIZED.

WASHINGTON. May 27.-Author-
ity was granted today to the Alaska
Anthracite Railroad company by the
interstate m commission TO
issue and sell 81. 100000 first mortgage
bonds at not less than 90 per cent to
complete construction OF the line be
gun in 1916. but suspended during the
war after about 2e7 miles OF the road
had been built. II is proposed to com.
plete the line during the current open
opening territory containing
large GOAL deposits.
, 1921-05-28
DR.. FULKERs0N TALKS
BEFORE KIWANIs CLUB

At a meeting OF the KIwanis club
Thursday noon. DR.. Z. r. FuIkerson
for 20 years American attache In To
kio. was the speaker of lie day. His
subject. Greater Americans" brought
the approval OF the club.
The biography OF II. ~. Peterson
was disclosed by his brother. Carney
Peterson. Many visitors were enter,
tanned. including Messrs. Bennett OF
Sheridan. Birdsall of Lander. werhll
of Casper. Bingheim of Denver. Park
er OF Denver. and Hughes of Greybull.
, 1921-05-28
HARVARBLEADS
in QUALIFYING
FOR BIG MEET

CAMBRIDGE. Mass. May z7.-rhs
athletes OF Harvard university com
peting on their own grounds today
icd a field OF - colleges in quaiifica-
lions for the final competitions to-
morow in the annual inter coiiegiats
track and field championship meeting.
The small group OF athletes who
crossed the country to carry the ban
ners OF California on eastern fields
tied with the University OF Pennsyl-
vania for secon nnk In the quniifi-
cation rounds. Each advanced ten
men, CALIFORNIA; strength being dis
tributed through nine Of the eleven
events while Pennsyivania's wa
punched In seven
Leland Stanford. with an even small
er group Of contestants was high IN
the days ranking. placing seven mon
in the same group with Princeton and
Cornell Yale with nlne Tx not en-
TREY come UP to expectations, while
Pens State with eight made an un-
expectediy strong showing. Compe
tition was keen but developed no rec
ords.
, 1921-05-28
PAVING CONTRACT LET.

= COLORADO SPRINGS. Colo. May
zT.-The Colorado Springs Street Rail-
way i1mpany. operating the street
c1rs OF the city, today secured b
contract for paving four Of
the city on n non-profit basis with a
maximum bid of ss64.ss6.15- The con.
tract was let by the city council after
months Of litigation involving a for
mel city administration. the Legality
of two elections and the rights of the
so-caIled taxpayers league. Work win
be started within so days.
, 1921-05-28
B. B.. BROOKS BUYS OUT
BRANNAN SHEEP FIRM

SHoSHoNI, Hay 2s.-The holdings
of the Brannan sheep company. con-
sisting mainly of 1900 head of sheep
were sold to b. b. Brooks of Casper
and j. D.. Woodruff of Shoshoni at
$3.50 a head hero this week by the
Stockgrowers' bank. z
, 1921-05-28
ADVANCES.

NEW YORK. May 27.-An over
hight decline of six cents in the pound
sterling TO s3.s6h for demand bills
was the sensational feature of today's
early dealings in the foreign exchange
market
The break was attributed by local
dealers to heavy selling in London,
chiefly for German account
, 1921-05-28
RATrLEFIELDs TO BE MARKED

WASHINGTON. May 27.-Secretary
Weeks has directed the conven.ng of a
board of seven officers TO draw up a
detailed plan for marking battlefieids
in Europe. where American troops
were engaged during the world war
The board also will be charged with
supervising, the execution of the plan
after it has been approved by Mr..
Weeks.
, 1921-05-28
REL o FOUGHT.

SPoKANE. Wash. May 27.-To re
n;st what they declare are plots on
the part of radicals of the Pacific
northwest to set fires in the forests,
department of Justice officials here
today announced organization of u
force OF state and federal officers tc
cooperate with forest service ern
pioyes to protect standing timber dur
ing the crest IRE season.
, 1921-05-28
FAMINE IN
NEAR EAST

coNsTANT1NoPLE. May 26.-By
The Associated Pressl-Although gay
night life prevails in nearly all citi 4
of the Caucasus. h people are sa--
in advices TO be literally dancing on
the edge OF a volcano. =
Famine is expected in June or July
and under the surface there Is q
deadly fear of a reign of terror.
Bread is costing 5000 rubles per
pound.
, 1921-05-28

Mr.. Business was exasperated with
the telephone. Ten times that morn
ing he had tried to get a number. AT
last he got 1t.
"Hello.' he said. IT'S Mr.. x there?"
Yes" replied a voice. DO you
want to speak to himf"
That was the las straw. Back
came the reply in Icy tones:
"Oh, 10. 1 merely called up to hand
him a cigarette. = Chronicle-Tele'
, 1921-05-28

va1ic Belasco Martin. niece of Da
vid Belasco. occasionally entertnins nj
clubs as well as on tho stage. Re
Gently h appeared at a sorority,
where h was to represent zone Of
the four arts"
What are tho four arts?" inquired
Miss Martin.
Don't you known said the chair,
man. Music. drama, art and current
events."-New York Post 2
, 1921-05-28

Anxious Mother-Yes, Mr.. Roxiey,
the TACT is that I have three daugh-
tiers 1 want to see settled n life. Is
this friend of yours a marrying mani
Mr.. Roxley-Not to any great ex-
tent-Boston Transcript.
, 1921-05-28
-Four Millions
For Irish Relief

NEW YORK. Stay s7.-Representa.
lives Of Catholic and Protestant Ire
land and OF the church. city, state and
nation last night attended a dinner &c
celebrate the climax OF the campaign
by the American committee for the
relief OF Ireland TO raise 5000, 900
Total contributions TO a I exceed 81.
600. 900.
A portrait OF President Harding
who sent a special message OF com
mendation for the OCCASION. hung above
the speakers table. Among the speak
ers on h program were Morgan ],
O'Brien. chairman Of the COMMITTEES,
who presided. Laurcafs O'Neil. Lord
Mayor OF Dublin; Col. r. A Anderson,
who. with Sir Horace Plunkett. or
gansed the Irish agricultural organi
zation society with Maj. Eugene F.
Kinkead-
, 1921-05-28
Memorial
Service Sunday

WASHINGTON. Msy 27.-Memoriai
services for tho late FRANKLIN X. Lane
will be held here Sunday in st. Johns
church, conducted by Rev. Cotton
Smith. who was a close friend of the
former secretary of the interior. Mrs.
Lane has returned to Washington and
II Is expected her husbands ashes will
FIND their resting place here.
, 1921-05-28

Uncle Ceiling tan yarn to young
nephew5We had more than q mile
to go to get out OF the forest wher
we heard the howls OF a pack OF
wolves behind us. I strained every
nerve. but all in vain Now I could
hear their painting breath. and at last
I felt their muzzles touching mo,
when
.Nephew-you must have felt glad,
uncle7
Uncle (amazedSGlad! Why7
Nephcw-When you sornd they had
their muzzles Observation-Disclosures
, 1921-05-28

Hell suppose you've heard about
Old far Diogenes. who went o
with a lantern looking for a decent
and respectable MANI.
She-How foolish of him, One
doesn't find respectable men on the
streets at night. They're home with
their families.-Houston Post.
, 1921-05-28

During the period after the univer
sity examinations. when an unusual
ly large number of students flunked
ono OF the boys went to his profes
sor. and said: IT don't think this IL
fair. sir. I don't think I should have
a zero on this examination"
II know it." replied tho professor
but we do not have any mark low
or than that-"-The Argonaut.
, 1921-05-28
How Tcmpus Fugits.

Dearest, I love you. Since the
dawn of creation. since the birth of
this world. since the beginning of
time I have known and loved you.
Darling. will you be miner"
"Oh. Tom. this Is so suddenr'0Jack'
OF aufern.
, 1921-05-28

Many Of the women OF European
royalty have the cigarette habit. but
Queen wnheimina OF Holland Is an
exception She neither smokes her
self. nor allows anyone to do SO IN hsr