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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
WAS NEW ONE ON KITCHENER
Great British Soldier Somewhat Out
of His Element When 1t Came
to ChapIains.

Here is Lord Kitchener story, told
by the anonymous author of 1.-THE Mir
rors of Downing Street" Kitchener
was a soldier and absorbed in his pro-
fession. Details outside Of his railing
passion annoyed him.
During the early days of the war
Lloyd George went to him at the war
office and asked the appointment of
UNCONVENTIONAL chaplains for the vari-
GUS sects of the army.
Kitchener had no interest in chap
Iains. He regarded them as negli-
gible factor in the fighting machine.
He opposed the appointments. Lloyd
George insisted, especially with respect
to Presbyterians. Kitchener finally
yieledd and picked up his pen.
every WELL" he said, "you shall have
a Presbyterian" Then a faint smile
lighted his serious face. Let me see.
Presbyterian ?-how do you spell it?'
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24

after seeing the wonderful results
my husband obtained from Tanlac ]
began taking the medicine myself, and
now we both. agree that it is the
grandest medicine on EARTH" said Mrs.
Nancy Sharp, prominent and highly
esteemed resident of Los Angeles,
Calf, living at 921 Camulus street,
whose husband is proprietor of the
Merchants Express Co.
During the twelve years that j
suffered with indigestion and stomach
trouble I tried nearly every medicine
/ heard about, but nothing helped me
and I lost faith in everything. so,
my wonderful restoration to health
has been the greatest surprise of my
life.
ST began to feel an improvement on
finishing my second bottle of Tanlac,
and now after taking six bottles l am
like a new woman. / have splendid
appetite, eat three hearty meals a day,
enjoy them thoroughly and am never
troubled in the least with indigestion
or any other disagreeable after eff
fects.
'Before taking Tanlac most every
thing / ate caused my stomach to
rebel and / would suffer for hours
afterwards. was so dreadfully
nervous that many nights l never
closed my eyes in sleep, but now
am not the least nervous, and | SLEEP
like a child. My strength has been
wonderfully increased, and l have
much more energy.
81 just wish it was so everybod,
troubled like / was knew about. this
wonderful medicine"
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
everywhere.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
Freed From
I orture
.Eaf0E1ic Cleared His
Unset Stomach

"The people who have seen me suf-
fer tortures from neuralgia brought on
by an upset stomach now see me per-
fectly sound and well-absolutely due
to Eatonic," writes r. Long.
Profit by Mr.. Longs experience, keep
your stomach in healthy condition,
fresh and cool, and avoid the ailments
that come from an acid condition.
Eatonic brings relief by taking up and
carrying out the excess acidity and
gases-does it quickly. Take an Eatonic
after eating and see how wonderfully
1t helps you. Big box costs only a
trifie with your druggists guarantee.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24

had occasion to take It AGAIN as naVe
been so well. ] have a six room MAJ
and do all my work. My two sisters
are taking the Compound upon my rec.
ommendation and you may publish my
letter. It is the gospel truth and Will
write to any one who wants a personal
Letter Mrs. E. H. HAYDocK, 1924
Ct lawrence Avenue, Chicago Illinois.
Because Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table COMPOUND saved Mrs. Haydock
from an operation we cannot claim that
ali Tor onerations may be avoided by it,
hut many women have escaped oper
atoms by the timely use of this old fash
;oned root and herb medicine.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
ssCold I'm the Head"

fs an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh
Those subject to frequent colds in the
head" will find that the use of HALL {
CATARRH MEDICINE will build UP the
System, cleanse the Blood and render
them less liable to colds. Repeated at.
tacks of Acute Catarrh may lead te
Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE 1:
taken internally and acts through thu
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys
tenn, thus reducing tho Inflammation and
restoring normal conditions.
All Druggists Circulars free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24

had four docCorS Dut
none of them did me
any good. They all
said / would have to
have an operation.
A druggist s wife
toldme totake Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound and
I took % bottles,
never missing a dose
and at the endof that
time / was perfectly
well. ] have never
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24

not said, and because it was always
deliberately sung at this time the con-
gregation listened.
The choir sang it through. "And l
look for the Resurrection of the dead:
And the Life of the world to come"
they sang.
And then a voice repeated the last
line of all-the clear lovely voice Of
a boy soprano. And yet was 1t just
an ordinary boy soprano? Wasn't 1t
as though her own boy were telling
her this?
The boys voice rose higher and
higher, "And the Life of the world
to come"
Her boys life had been cut Off
but-there was-the Life Of the world
20. 1921. wes.el p Newspaper Union,
n-aGge
Stss 5lEsLs
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
Domestic

New York-Senator W. S. Kenyon OF
Iowa, sailed for France and England
on short holiday.
Nashville, neutrality-suspicious. oil
100000 was voted by the Tennessee
legislature for the soldiers memorial
to be erected at Washington.
Pennington, Mo.-Mrs. Luther Par
sons, Is year old bride of a week, was
arrested for shooting her 6 year old
stepdaughter with a shotgun.
Sacramento, Calif-A resolution tc
memorabilia Congress in favor of light
wines and beer passed the assembly
of the State Legislature by a vote Of
43 to 3D.
New York-Sixty-fve Spanish radi
Gals were deported on the Steamship
Mongolia, bound for Vigo, Spain. They
were brought here from Seattle, Nor
folk and other cities.
Chicago - Firemen on locomotives
weighing from 100000 to 100000
pounds were granted increase in pay,
in a decision handed down by the rail
road labor board
Chicago-Frank D. Richardson, pro
hibition agent in the Central states
and Ralph w. Stone, state prohibition
director, announced they would resign
within the next few days.
San Francisco, Calif.-The launch
Lloyd c. was seized by the revenue
cutter Tulare as she was entering the
harbor after a voyage from Seattle
and her cargo of 800 cases of liquor
was confsrated.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
Diamond Dye"
Old Garments
And Draperies

Each package of Diamond Dyes"
contains easy directions for dyeing
any garment or drapery. Beware /!
Poor dye streaks, spots, fades, and
ruins material by giving it dyed
look" Buy Diamond Dyes" only.
Tell druggist whether your material is
wool or silk, or if it is cotton, linen,
or a mixture. 16 rich colors.-Adv.
The less man thinks of his neigh
Dor, the more he thinks of himself.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
Enough Said.

The farmer was met by seedy-look-
ing individual, who called out: rs
that your pork on the road down
there?"
"Pork?" repeated the farmer. what
do you mean? There's pig OF mine
out there"
"Ah," continued the tramp, but
there's a motorcar just went by"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24


At Easter time, especially, how she
had thrilled with pride as she had
seen him, one of the first and young
est in the professional, singing as
though his little throat would burst
with the Joy of song.
But she must go. She would hear
the Bible lessons, and the prayers and
hymns would give her comfort. But
she would leave before the offertory,
when the boys at Easter always sang
so wonderfully and so gloriously. The
minister-he was very human-he
would understand.
The first hymn had been sung. The
boys had marched in. welcome, Hap
py Morning! Age to Age Shall Say"
they had sung.
But yes-Easter morning was hap
py morning-to most.
And then she began to think, and
even as she prayed her lonely
thoughts came In and interrupted.
At Easter the creed was sung and
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
Wedding Ring Finger.

Whatever the fashion may be about
wedding rings, the Episcopal Book OF
Common Prayer says: ''The priest.
taking the ring, shall deliver 1t to tho
man to put on the fourth finger of the
woman's left hand"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
Let tomorrow take care of itself.
cutIeura for PimpIy Faces.

cuticura for Pimply Faces.
To remove pimples and blackheada
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In
clude Cuticura Talcum.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
ASPIRIN
Name ''Bayer" on Genuine

Warning! Unless you see the name
Slayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gia. Rheumatism. Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of AS
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture OF
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS of Salicycacid.-
ADV.
Some men who pat you on the back
would rather punch your head.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
THE EASTER PARADE

We're smiling once more at the Easter
parade,
The charming young things in fresh cos
tunes arrayed!
Pert bonnets and tresses
And dazzling new dresses.
There's Millicent. Mabel and dainty Ma
rie,
In changeable silk, just as chic as can be!
In corals and pearls
This trio of girls
Remind you OF Neriads fresh from the
sea!
There's the daughter of Erin. the merry
Kathleen,
Bewitching in tunic of soft crepe de chine.
Her corsage bouquet
Is of lilies today,
Her veil and her stockings Of emerald
greeni
Fiora's hat is of roses and sweet mignon-
cite,
While BRIDES l. trimmed in a. fancy
aigrette;
But Betty's new bonnet
Oh, how could 81 e don it?
Just a rim. and crown covered ever
with jeti
True there is the cheap imitation bro
cade,
For along with the gold is the tinsel dis
Played
But all nature seems newer,
The skies always bluer.
When mingled once more in the Easter
parade!
Cartoons Magazine.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
ItaIy's Easter Flower.

The rose, queen OF all the flowers,
is dedicated In Italy TO the glorious
service of Easter day, whilst in Ger
many, the peony rose is sacred to this
occasion, and also to Whitsunday.
This flower was regarded by the
Turks as having a divine origin and to
come from the moon. It was credited
with wonderful curative powers and
supposed to ward Off evil spirits when
planted near a house.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24

A crank is a person who thinks that
all other persons are cranks.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24

A person who tells you the faults
of others will tell others of yours.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
MRS. HAYDOCK
SAVED FROM
AN OPERATION
Followed Advice of Her
Druggists Wife and Took
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Chicago. nl.-sT was in bed with q
female trouble and Inflammation ana
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24

Popular ministers avoid touching
the sore spots of their congregation.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24

The richest pearl in the Christians
crown of graces is humanity.-Good.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24

If man lives for himself alone he
dies unmourned.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
Sporting

Des Moines, Iowa--Clonie TAFT of
Minneapolis knocked out Ray Rivers
of Los Angeles. Calf, here tonight in
the third round of their scheduled 10
round bout.
Havana Bill Brennan, Chicago
heavyweight, won by a technical
knockout from Sergeant Ray Smith,
the American army champion, in the
third round of o scheduled Is round
bout here.
New York-Stanislaus Zbyszko of
worlds catch-as-catch-can wrestling
champion, here in two hours sixteen
minutes ten seconds with crotch
hold and wrist lock-
New York-Motorboat races for the
gold cup, emblematic of the North
American championship. will be held
at Detroit August 81, 20, 80 and 81.
it was announced here by Commodore
]. l.. Judson of the Motorboat Club of
America
Liverpool-The grand national stee
plechase, the blue ribbon of Chasing,
run over the four and half miles OF
the formidable Aintree course for a
purse of $4,000 was won by T. Nc
Alpine's aged gelding Shaun Spadah.
carrying 161 pounds.
New York-Johnny Wilson, worlds
middleweight champion, retained his
title in a 15-round bout with Mike
ODowd, former champion, at Madison
Square Garden At the end of the bat.
tie the judges disagreed and Referee
johnny McAvoy of Brooklyn, gave his
decision in favor of Wilson.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24
Big Happenings of the Week
Condensed for Benefit OF
Busy Readers.
TOLD IN A FEW WORDS
Kernels Culled From News OF Moment
In All Parts of the World--Of
Interest to All the People
Everywhere.
Washington

washington
Washington new issue or farm
loan bonds at per cent will be offered
within the next few days, totalllng
$z5,000,000.
Washington - Oversubscription OF
the last two issues of treasury certlfi
Gates, Secretary Andrew Mellon sald
indicates the financial markets had
improved.
Washington President Harding
was formally notified of his election
to another chief executive office, that
Of honorary president of the Boy
Scouts of America.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS S622..
100000 is available for road and bridge
construction and maintenance in va.
rious states this year, the department
of agriculture announced,
Washington-The name of former
Representative Burke of South Dakota
was added to the list of those not in
the Indian service who are being men
toned for commissioner of Indian af'
fairs.
Washington-A new basis of nego.
tiations believed 20 be acceptable to
Costa RIGA and Panama was proposed
in a note sent by the state department,
based on one of the Bryan treaties for
arbitration.
Washington-Reco of King
Constantine of Greece, and payment OF
the remainder of the credit arranged
for the Venizelos government is being
sought by representatives of the new
Greek government.
Washington-Form of a
treasury policy on tax revision has
been started by Secretary Andrew
Mellon, including repeal of excess pro-
fits taxes and raising of small exemp.
lions on income taxes.
Washington-Moto cars registered
in the United States last year mum
bered 9,211,295, an increase of 1,645,
$40 over the preceding year, or % pei
cent, the bureau of public roads an
nounced The registration and license
| fees amounted to $102,034.106.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-03-24

MRS. NANCY SHARP, of
NI Los Angeles, who says she
received the greatest surprise of
her life when Tanlac completely
restored her health after she had
almost lost hope of ever getting
well. Suffered twelve years.
The New York herald., 1921-10-24
NEGRO HELD AS SHIELD
AS SHOTS POUR AT COP
Friend of Assailants Gets
Three Bullets.

The life of Policeman William Har-
vey Of the Orange IN. j. police force
was saved last night by a negro he
seized and held in front OF him when
half a dozen Of the mans friends at
tackled him. The negro used by Har-
vey as shield was shot three times.
He is in q serious condition In Orange
Hospital.
Harvey went into the negro quarter
to investigate the report that the friends
Of negro woman who WAS robbed by
some boys Saturday night were prepar-
ing to settle the matter In their own
way. He was shot at from the window
Of a house. He grabbed a negro who
tried to pass him and swung the man
In front Of him. The other negroes con-
tinued shooting, Harvey returning shot
for shot until help was sent to him.
The wounded negro was described as
Percy Corner, living in Scotland street,
Orange.
The New York herald., 1921-10-24
CLINIC SPECIALISTS
WILL SERVE AT COST
Cornell Colleges New Service
Near Bellevue to BE on
Model Plan.

Diagnosis and treatment py specials lists
in all the chief branches of medicine and
surgery viii be offered to persons OF
moderate means when Cornell University
Medical College opens its model pay
clinic at First avenue and Twenty-sev-
enth street. The fees will cover merely
the cost of service. Regarding the
forthcoming service DIR. Walter L. Niles
dean Of the college, said yesterday;
There is a great need of some agency
through which diagnosis and treatment
by specialists can be brought within the
economic means of persons of ordinary
income. II is estimated that more than
100000 persons in Greater New York
are faced with the alternative Of accept
ing charity or going without skilled
medical attention.
"Our new pay clinic will be open every
afternoon from ! 80 until o'clock, ex-
cept on Sundays and holidays, and eve-
ming clinics will be held on Tuesdays and
Fridays until o'clock. The fees will be
81 for each visit for examination and
treatment. Medicine. laboratory tests.
x-ray photography and other supplies
will be furnished at cost. Diagnosis Of
cases requiring special examination and
study, with group consultation or spe-
cialists and written diagnosis. Will cost
$40. Thorough health examination to
discover possible defects and diseases
and to secure advice regarding personal
hygiene will cost $3.50. Appointments
may be made by phone, Madison Square
1926.
"In charge Of the clinics will be the
following professors: Medicine. DIR. Lewis
A. Conner: general surgery, DR.. Charles
L. Gibson; obstetrics and synecoloSy'
DR.. George Gray Ward; urology' Dr'
Edward T.. Keyes, Jr.; neurology. DR..
Charles L. Dana psychiatry. DR.. George
H. Kirby; dermatology. DR.. Hans J..
Schwartz; utoiogy. DR.. Frederick Whit
ing; laryngology and rhinology. DR.. Har-
mon Smith; orthopedic surgery, Dr.
Charlton Wallace: roentgenology, Dr.
Lewis Gregory Cole; opthalmology, Dr.
Robert @. Reese.
The New York herald., 1921-10-24
VENIZELOS IS JOSTLED
BY ADMIRINC THRONC

An enthusiastic reception which al
most amounted TO a small sized riot
was rendered Eeuthorios Vengalos,
War Premier of Greece, when he at
tended the service yesterday at the
Greek Orthodox Church Of the Holy
Trinity at 163 East Seventy second
street. Several hundred Of his fellow
copntrymen swarmed about him TO
shake his hand and clamberei over his
machine. smashing the windshield and
headlight in their rusn 10 greet him
The police had difficulty In dispensing
the crowd.
Scores of persons lined Seventy-sec-
ond street shortly before IL o'clock, and
when the machine bearing the EXPIRE
mer and Nine. venIzelos arrived the
crowd surged forward toward the car.
The party was rushed inside the church,
where seats In place of honor beside
the archbishop's throne were provided
for them. The service was conducted
and the sermon preached by Archbishop
Meletios. Metropolitan OF Athens At
the close OF the service many Of the
congregation openly requested that the
ex-Premier make a short address tc
rose and said he would he unable 10
do so.
NJ. Venizclos had luncheon In his suite
at the Rltz-Carlion with several frieAds
and spent the afternoon motoring.
The New York herald., 1921-10-24
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS
PLANT MEMORIAL TREES
Ten Members Who Died in
War Honored.

The Knights Of Pythias OF Manhat-
tan and The Bronx planted ten trees
In Central Park iust east of the Mall
near the Casino yesterday in memory
Of ten members of the order who were
killed in the war with Germany. The
ceremonies were attended by the
mothers and other relatives OF the dead
veterans and members OF the Knights
Of PythiaJ.
Charles S. whitman. former Governor
OF New York, WAS the principal speaker.
Others who made addresses were Mayor
John r. Hylan. John ]. Ryan. Acting
Commissioner OF Parks: Morris A.
Drucker, Grand Chancellor OF the
knights OF Pythias. domain OF New
York, and the Rev. Il. A. Tintner The
men in whose memory the trees were
planted were Emanuel Brode. Morris
Dickstein. Alexander Goldberg. Jerome
Hene. Louis 7. Hirshfield. Solomon ID.
Katz, David NJ. Klein. David Reismau.
Sidney u Schwartz and Jesse Steinthal.
The New York herald., 1921-10-24
STETS0N TO ACCEPT
TRINITY RECTORSHIP
Refrains From Formal An
nOuncement of Decision Be-,
fore Officially Notified.
Despatch TO THE NEW YORK HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau,
Washington, ID. c., Oct. o3. I

Washington, ID. c., Oct. 93 !
The Rev. G. Rockford Stetson, rector
of st. Marks Episcopal Church of Wash
ington, will accept the post of rector of
Trinity Church in New York city. to
which he has been elected.
This was the understanding of mem
bers OF the congregation of ST. Mark s
to-day. even though the Rev. Mr.. Stet-
son took occasion to explain that no
formal announcement of his decision
could be made at this time. Mr.. Stetson
said he would have an announcement to
make next Saturday. when he Is to re-
ceive a committee from Trinity Church
which will notify him of his election
Just before he began his sermon to-
day Mr.. Stetson called the attention Of
the congregation to newspaper reports
OF his election to be rector at Trinity.
Because of the articles that have
appeared in the press" he said. II feel
1t necessary to explain to you that
while it is true that have been elected
to be rector OF Trinity, / have received
no formal notice of 1t. IT Is obviously
impossible for me TO make any state
ment at this time. but ! simply want
you to understand, as members OF our
church family, that whatever Is done
will not be done hastily"
1t was the understanding OF close
friends Of Mr.. Stetson that il he should
be asked 10 fix a date for going to
Trinity it would be about January /.
In his sermon Mr.. Stetson outlined as
the problem of the present day not the
teaching of men to work, but the teach
ing Of men to play.
"It is possible now" he said, for
men to earn from $8 to $40 day with
very little training. They do it in eight
hours and the time Is coming when they
will work no longer than six. 1t has
come about through development Of
automatic machinery.
This results in these men having
twice as much leisure time as they have
work time, and the problem is one of
teaching men to play. We have got to
teach them to play golf and tennis and
other games that contribute to their
health and to read good books. The
church is the best medium of leading
these people in the right direction. but
to do this the church must have better
support"
The New York herald., 1921-10-24
CHURCHES JOIN LABOR
FOR GARDEN MEETING
Federation Drops Plan for
Separate Rally on NoU. II.

The New York Federation of Churches
has abardoned its original plan to hold
a separate mass meeting on the night or
November II. Armistice Day. and VIII
Join with the Central Trades and La
boz Council in the Madison Square meet
ing.
Seymour T.. Cromwell, president OK
the New York Stock Exchange, Is asso-
ciate chairman of the committee on ar
rangements. acting with John Sullivan.
president OF the Central Trades and La
Dor Council Ralph NJ. Easley, secre-
tar Of the National Civic Federation. is
associate chairman of the finance COM
mittee. Among the speakers at the
meeting will be Samuel Gompers. Major
William +. Deegan of the American Le-
gion, Mgr. John j. Dunn. soon to be a
bishop Bishop William T. Manning.
Alfred L. Smith and Rabbi Stephen s.
Wise.