Omaha daily bee., 1921-08-07
The HUSKINGBEE
Its Your Day
| Start It With a Laugh
REWARD.

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REWARD.
| never Won golden prize
For beauty nor Tor wit,
| never claimed that | am wise
Nor reaped the benefit;
In feats of strength | neer eXceled,
| never won race
And never as model held
For pulchritude and grace
...... And yet I'm calm and unafraid
Here in this world of strife,
| do not feel that | have made
A failure of my life;
To wealth and fame may not climb
And yet | have some worth,
For I've son who thinks that I'm
The greatest man on earth.
PHILOSOPHY.
A successful leader is the man who FIRST OBJ
serves which way the crowd is going.
THEY PLAY GOLF.
The only interest some men seem to have If
lie is the desire to proiong it
Sizing up debutante's raiment gives clue
as to why they cali function given in her
honor coming out party
Some men believe the old wheeze that hon
esty is the best policy, while others are really
honest at heart.
LAST WORDS OF FAMOUS MEN
This suspense is killing me-" declared One.
Eyed Mike, as he slipped from the scaffold to
the end Of the hansman's moose. &C. G.
YOU HAVE TO USE TACT.
(Tee hee! Haw hawD
nHar DL;1o. r<ar<ad %t,> Iax, ,sy;%j, 1ouul,
According to your advice,
At breakfast I scattered little chaH
And giggled once or twice;
But started something more than the day,
Though I had no mind to be rude,
Friend wife thought that was getting gay
And was laughing at the food. 49,
A FAMILY REUNION AT CODY.
(From the Cody Cowboy)
Mrs. Stanton. mother of Geo. Mills of this
place, and her cousin, Mrs. Vandervogert, ol
Kalamazoo, Mich, and Mr.. Mills nephew, Loe
Swiger. of Chadron are here visiting. George
says the last time his mothers cousin saw him
he (George) was wearing dresses. Mrs Van
dervogert has been visiting Mrs. Stanton iii
Chadron and they came down to Cody Wednes-
day.
No matter how much enjoyment man gets
out Of a new fivver-he won't stay out of it.
Broncho busting is considered rather rough
sport as sports go. to judge from the reports
brought back from Cheyenne, but did you ever
lamp guy learning to drive his first Ford?
Seeing isn't always believing-we have often
seen man showing how large fish he caught
EHE WATERS FINE.
Speaking of fshing-what are all those ps-
catorial artists doing who are contending for
The BEE" cash prize for the biggest fish?
OF course we realize that as a rule the fol-
lowers of Ike Walton are modest and hate to
brag about the big ones they catch, but you
don't have to join the Ananias club to partici-
pate in this contest Just shoot the big one
with your kodak, ascertain what he registers
You not only get chance to grab the ma
yuma, but think how your friends will envy
you when your picture appears in the paper
along with that of the other fish.
And even though you should fail to collect
the rhino, remember, as friend Walton pointed
out, that fishing is-like vrtuc-its own reward.
Of course in Watons time "bait" was plen-
tifu and cheap. We realize it is hard to fish
in dry" territory, and catch doesn't look as
big as it used to-but Larry St. John is still
hauling 'em in with his trusty typewriter, and
Andy Gump is faying em alive at Shady Rest.
THE BUTCHER
Almost any cut he'll get us