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Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10
Community. Archives

"Can you tell me the date the Bap
tist church burned--I mean, Of course,
the famous are that Ill the old iphab.
itants talk about?" '"'" ''rT .5g.,,.
The librarian looksd up from hef
work. 'sNo, l can't tell you the ex-
act date, But thiHk-f can 'fnd 1t for
you quickly, for ws'hate the hles Of
tie local paper isihee f,it@was started,
NY impresAion is chat theShfe-the big
are, as they cali it--was about 1873.
aud It won't be . very long JOB to.iosk
II up." ' ''' - " ,1,4.,
She went to the stacks In the rear
Of the library, pulled out dusty
hound volume marked "Herald, 1873"
and spread It open On the table. rAh.
hsre 1t is." she said. after q minute
spent In turning over the yellow leaves
The person who had inquired for
the date, q membsr Of the woman'e
club Of the town. esat down and read
the article. ''Tbias gives me exactly
the information ] lyaptsd,". she said,
II thought 1t would" said the libra;
risn. II. fear most people do not ap-
preciate how valuable. 10 tho local
newspaper. from The viewpoint Of 10
cal history. In fact, It seems to. me
that II u about our, only source. Only
when an event gets into print y It
officially recorded and filed for refer
snee. Flimsy a. \. II. the printed
word Of today is the counterpart OF
the ancient stope Inscriptions that gIVS
Us our records Of q long-sso yesterday.
L consider the bound volumes Of. OUR
local papers perhaps the most .yalu-
able posssssioh Of this library" .
There's st least ons librariap who
Is giving Subscribe for Your Home
Town Paper Week." which viii be OBJ
served November 7.i2. de most hearty
backing she can give. :
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10
THE STORY OF NOME TOWN
PAPER week :. !:
sy N. v. ATWOOD.

Once upon a time q country editor
had q great idea. This 10 not the arst
great idea which has been evolved In
a country print.shOp. but most 0f those
ideas In the past have beeh of benedt
to some one other than the editor.
Rut the idea was to benetitS editor %
well az the whole' community and M.
ton. ~ N.s4sVaf y - :.7,F
Thisrwa tho idea: Why net havs
q ''home paper weeky ~ 'ff'"
We have had every kina n . "week'
Aom soap to electric icleaners. -
Taken together, argued the editor,
the. country newspaDers are quite tlts
most important IN the nation. even II
Judged By numbers; the ten or afteea
thousand OF them make the -four hun
dred big city papers and naagaxtnSs
seem inconsiderable, indeed. ~ 90
The reason most folks DO not rsal-
lie the importance d the county
newspaper is because they think d
them Individually instead Of ,c0llecuye-
ly; even the Atlantic ocean; doean't
look very impressive when you view it
merely as cupful Of water scooped
up at the beach. v@f -.af -
So this country editor began to- talk
about the idea and to write letters
TO any one who he thought might be
interested. But like all great ideas,
It took q long time for II to grow.
Fhnllg a company which has done
much to teach country pubiisherE the
value Of system and Of knowledge Of
costs took It up, as did also the Ma.
tional Editorial Association; then the
state colleges of agriculture saw ita
possibilities because Of the effect on
community life; another great concern
which furnishes thousands Of coahtrj
papers with syndicate news and tea
tures became interested: ahd.i: S0i
course, the publisheri trade JournalI
fell into line. ST.. =; -.
.~ Thus a great chain OF interest b
Subscribe for Your Home. Town Pa
per Week; has been stretched. 'acros'
the country, each Of thelthousandsAc
country papers. Of which this papsf {
one, q link in the chain. ~, 1.$,; e. .
November 7th to leth ana the date
set for Subscribe TOR Four; Hem,
Town Paper Week." apd all who be
lieve In the home town paper, In II
possibilities for, helpfulpess. fes Great
ing community solidarity. for the cher
ishing Of the homely and sacred thing
Of. the country, are being ;asked4 :
help-fo help. not because the .countr
editor needs charity, but beeshse u
country Newspaper Is Q great servic
agency, ;digniHed, stable. worthy :
every cent which the community q
vests to make 1t possible. 4 $50
So you are asked to help make +Bxl
scribe for Your Home Town Papa
Week" the big success It II going 1
be- II you do not now take your hon
paper, don't delay subscribing isti
than the week Of November Tia e..
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10
OLD HOMETOWN PAPER -:
''. -. = /. ',,. ~, TO HAVE k,NEEk


sN.v,.,m,,hiSsr,4 4.ia e. hes. s.t *, I. asnb.
.c,,hs for .YS5r. Hon. T,6vn psnsr
wssL 4. .ndSthIs ,svsn.nst tssstbe,
y,tb The -tboa,snds AZ country new.
naners The IJOit,d ststss eysr-tbers
are not Ssr fron 500 n them veek.
i,.s .na ,msu dsIiiss-lis ~ nsrticI.
pate aFi' - '"
IN. pnrnO.e IF tn. c.muaian 4. not
only 10 induce r.sidsui., of ths ;s,nsii
cpmmunitie, ana m. .bome. town folis
Who are far Ann theiy native heath
"a subscrib. far ,hs hous n.o.r br,
.i.o se smphssI.s he imnortsat D,aeI
the hsm, .newspI pIpsr play, 4, ~ IN.
- n. esnmuni.S -. ~
rn,. c,mn.,.,S m. IN. ,..,,x ..,,
-. $3.50 - III. :. ~:
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10
A Msssspe., te osrels.

The local newspaper Is the mes.
senger to Garcia for your town. II
goes opt. to the world Is an advertise
msnt FOR the cpmmunity. To be q Setd
advertisement Il must b sG'goOd nsws-
paper. 20 bs Q ssod 'nswspapsF II
must hay The SUPPORT W the people
Of the community To me way Of sub.
scriptions and advertising Are you
doing your part toward making yedr
paper q good advertisement for thi.
community, one that viii carry the kind
Of . message the people Of the com
munlty wish scaJxied 70 the WerldY
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10
United States Government.

President, Warren G. Harding, Ohio.
Vice Pfes., Calvin Coolidge. -. Mass.
Secretary Of Treasury, Andrew Mel.
:, I lon, Pennsylvania.
Secretary of State, Chas: Evans
Hughes, New York.
Secretary Of War, John W. Weeks,
Massachusetts.
Attorney General, Harry NJ. Daugher-
p ty, Ohio.
Postlhsster General, Will s. Hays, Ind
Secretary of Interior, A. r. Fall, N. M.
sacySfAry Of Agriculture, Henry Wal
lace, Iowa.
Secretary OF Commerce, Herbert
Hoover, California. ~, y,
Secretary Of Labor, Jas. ]. Davis, Pa.
7 United States Supreme Court
Chief Justice ....
Edward d. White, Louisiana
Associate Justices
Joseph Mckenna; ....... California
Oliver .Wendall Holmes, Massachusetts
William r. Day, ...............O Ohio
Jas. @, Metropolis. 80. Tennessee
John b, Clarke. .......... Wyoming
LotAs ID. Brandies,. :. Massachusetts
Mah!op Pitney,. New Jersey
:, United States District Court.
Judge A. NJ J.C0ehran,. .Maysville.
ID. r. Keeton ....U. 8. Commissioner
II. n, Cox. :. United States. Marshall
Legislative
U. g. Senators T.. A, o. Stanley and
i Riehafd p, Earnst.
Congressman 9th Dist. W. ]. Fields
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10

Ooruner, 80. ,.e..... !. ~ ~. vacant
Suryeyor, ,.;s. .,s,s ~, ~. vacant.
County Court, Second Monday !. In
each month, r-y1. ~ -. ss,. -. ;. =.
nd MsnSsy Isss Il sseh month month. s@F ~:
Fiscar Court on Wednesday after
Foiit6 Monday III April and October.
''-,''-- Sesiitsi Csuftk- d, p -
Fira Dissrtet;- Id Day, West Liber.
second pirs.o s01sa Sost - Mo.ls, ssds %sa
< "; 3 .TSssdsy % 'ettsr sirst.' Monday in
es1I MspSl, " - - : =
wua p'sstriiI.. .M,. D HtsAsy
y NJ saAesuay Plter First
@1nuas n g. Honsn. ~,
.osr.a Tt. Ds.Ie.. y. =; y, Lykhs, Cahey'
~ a.S tirs' Aonusy In
ISisS o 'pi.,,,., IN r,o. n.y,. .,L.' a., ~, -.
yiy.. Kys' Friday, after First lcndai
IN each @ontny,s sry - S.s--s "a.
sixth District 4 &c, Tsmpleton,
Ilorsess NJ Saturday efter First
AS.day IN secn montn.
sevenm Disl[iet, - w, " ,smti'
.inn.' wooue~hS etssf second mon
day.@ each mcnt6's s.,s-f:Te ~ 8"
tghsh D1sfrlet sea y. Lewis biase
@ s.cSy s"es see0aa A0naay'h Nsn
ssAp ~ ,.:.ys s,l. ;. s,.s .tI,y ~ -,
.CsssT HsAse q kaaeetlen; :,
serneN ~ Whnt chairman, J. w
carer; =. y; Sevsaen, W Sanhin
T. q. Diau ehu w. u. Waru. ~
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10

human 1otufo u
alpishlS1 -.
nsy DON'T CO.
yipes me- t. any
rt extsst- sb'
a
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10

or VAS fssiinf bad tAls sftsrDoea,
land Mrs.. Pollyv1s heard about
It and brought M, syer sems ch,eass
BROTH annouaesd the. slapdiady. y
thsush II vas very hiPa Of hr: sush
eonsi1 rate sstisas reSpyincs- - that
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10
6s.ysI'oedsss.

- !: yHsW u II Ihaye such big telegraph
bitlsP -; 80 -.=sc - ~,
= .ssYou toid.ms -Sir, TO- uss dispatch .iA
,.that cOersspsndsacA - Iswirsd all the
iettsu." stc-ssh t1c-r+
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10

! Every cstiyen has. Obligations ia'ths
..sommapfsy y which be pvea Wheth::
Hf O. man 10 pfsninsnt ss noe b: b
sGssctsd.:te d his part m hslptas
bring .ssSa assnssl n s ss'n4ataeHs 4aa Tn this
lisYiT1N. a.Csir.r.a,;:s
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10
Help Wanted.

We want lady or gentleman agent
TO handle city trade In West Liberty
and other vacant cities. This is a
wonderful opportunity as you viii be
retailing the genuine j.. r. Watkins
Products including Watkins CocOanut
on Shampoo, Garda Face Powder
Fruit Drinks and over 13T other Pro.
duets. Write today for free sample
and particulars. The ], Il. Watkins
Co., Dept, 60, Memphis, Tenn $3.50
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10

,,.sxss asysp spseumse .yeaF bog to
e ::ss s.,' = s'sssf 'SssSsf z sssss:'F Ss.9 &
:s.ss "a! I'll y 9 = !
Licking Valley courier., 1921-11-10

Rsllos lysdsN ~ 20. estW~a. .short
5Ta..:s::. \ Salstt l.; 3 d: CySss: sss:
1sy, ". ". Nsdpii. and "; g. Lacy. Z
Police Court Ftfk "Wednesday In
aach month fes civil eausaa.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
Whv Golf Is Popular.

We surmise that the vitality Of golf
is due in part to its happy combina-
ton of social opportunity and the
zest of emulation with agreeable physi-
cal exertion in the open air. But the
deeper psychology of the game is that
it necessitates a certain intensity Of
application which leaves no room for
the cares of every day. The average
successful man Of affairs is as much
given to overworry as to overwork
wherefore the avocation best calcu-
lated to cure him Of his ailments Is
that which most completely causes him
to forget himself. The absorption Of
which golfers become capable is as
remedial in it's effects, perhaps, as the
walk of some miles over a pleasant
turf, or the more muscular effort en-
tailed by addressing rubber sphere.
1t is not work, but worry, that makes
us old before our time.-Oregonian
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
COULDN'T DISPUTE THE LOGIC
But MIR. Younghusband Probably
Thought With Some Dismay on
the Bills to Come.

When Mr.. Younghusband arrived at
the family domicile few evenings ago
he discovered that the wife OF his
bosom had an entirely new bonnet.
This in itself did not surprise him, as
she had informed him that new hat
was on the program. However, she
had described the hat in detail. 1t
was planned to exactly suit new
gown already acquired. This new hat
was nothing like the one previously de-
scribed, and that was what caused Mr..
Younghusband to ask questions, says
the New York Sun.
"Whats the big idea?" he demand
ed. Changed your mind about the
sort of bonnet to go with the gown"
mot at ALL" Mrs. Younghusband re-
piled. I'm going to have that hat,
too"
Mr.. Younghusband began to figure
up on the consequences, and his look
of perplexity caused his wife to 60
ahead with her usual explanation.
"You see," she said, "since the hat
I intended to buy is necessity, I'm
sure to get it. This one 1 just wanted
because 1 liked it when 1 saw it in
the shop. It's always my plan to
buy first the thing l want, and leave
the thing must have until later. I'm
sure to get that anyhow"
Perfect logic!' said Mr.. YounghuS
band. "Simply perfect!s
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
Can't Tickets.

Women are more absent-minded
than men when it comes to remem-
bering where they put their tickets,
according to a conductor.
you'd think men, with all their
pockets, would have more trouble than
women" he said, "but it's just the
opposite. Instead Of putting their
ticket in their purse, where they
should, most women will put 1t in
their powder puff bag, book they
happen to be carrying or something
Of the sort. When l get to them they
usually have to hunt long time be-
fore they can produce their ticket.
1 think the man knows where to find
the pasteboard better than the woman
because Of business training"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13

dull worlu. I. was raining outsl..e
fit accompaniment for her feelings.
A rap at the door-the maid with her
breakfast. Gomez" said Peggy list.
lessly.
The maid entered. On tie tray be
side the shining coffee service was
yellow envelope.
Peggy" said the maid. Her heart
beating with a wild hope, Peggy tore
the telegram open. This is what she
read:
"Happiest man in world saw paper.
Will write soon. BILLY"
"Hilda!" shrieked Peggy to the
startled maid, get me the morning
paper-quick !"
Under the headlines Of the account
of the fancy-dress ball she read:
Miss Margaret Sears and Miss
Helen Travis elected to appear as
pierrettes-Miss Travis in a dainty
CONNECTION of pink and Miss Sears be-
witching in blue"
The rest of the account was written
in the society reporters best style;
but he would not have been flattered
had he seen how his carefully elabor-
ated description was sighted and his
fair readers attention focused on the
two lines reproduced above, which she
read over and over as though to brand
the words on her memory and to as
sure herself that there was no mis-
take. And when she had so assured
herself she Rugged the paper to her
bosom and gave way to tears OF JOY.
while her breakfast grew cold and her
maid wondered whether or not her
mistress had suddenly lost her mind.
"Here's a funny one," said the night
editor to the society reporter the next
evening. 1--WE just got letter from
one of the girls who was at that
fancy-dress party the other night; she
seems crazy about the way you wrote
it up"
"Nothing funny in that" replied
the society reporter modestly. Il
can write a pretty good story. I
guess, when I get down to it-hello!
That letter from Miss Sears? That Is
funny. l was afraid she might be
sore"
"Why?"
"You remember I tossed a penny
about her and Miss Travis? Well, l
found out later that I'd made mis-
take-got the color Of the costumes
backward"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
This Is What She Read.

for blue ribbons, blue tulle, blue any
thing. There was nothing of the
chosen color to be had-and now it
was too late!
She heard ring at the door. A
moment later her maid announced
the youth who was to be her escort.
Tell him to wait" she said duly.
NIll be down in minute"
She put on the pink pierrette dress
with hands that trembled at the
hooks There was nothing to do but
go. Billy would see the next morn
ing that she had worn pink, and
would think that he was unforgiven.
and he would not be back for months
Her eyes brimmed with tears. Fate
had indeed treated her badly.
At the club that evening it was no
ticed that Peggy Sears was not her
usual buoyant self. She did not seem
to enter into the spirit of the occa-
sion, and there was some gossip-a
bit of tongue wagging-to the effect
that if Billy Fahnestock had not been
called away so suddenly Peggy's
smiles might have been more visible.
But Peggy seemed as immune to gos-
sip as she was to the gayety of the
party. Even when some dearest
friends" tried to whisper a few
pointed remarks into her ear she was
unimpressed. She had yielded to fate.
To make matters worse, there was
Helen Travis, clad exactly as Peggy
was-in a bewitching shade of blue
If 1t had been any one else but Helen
Travis, Peggy would have asked her
to exchange; but it was over Helen
that she had quarreled with Billy!
The society reporter put the last
touches to his copy and handed it to
the night editor. I'm goin' home, "
he remarked. Then he added: Fun
ny thing about that party. There
were two girls there dressed exactly
alike. except one was pink and the
other blue. 1 couldn't tell 'em apart,
except one was poppy and the other
seemed to have something on her
mind. 1 got their names, but tipped
q penny to see which name I'd put
for blue and which for pink"
"Oh, well, it doesn't matter" said
the night editor. And the copy went
through.
At eleven o'clock the next morning
Peggy Sears opened her eyes on a
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
On the Toss of a
Coin
BY FREDERICK HART

Atr~~<$~~<<<<<~<><<><<>ff
tS. 1921, by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.)
In the privacy of her little room
Margaret Sears was giving way unre-
STRANGELY to grief.
The cause of her tears lay on the
bed beside her, tumbled mass of
tulle and silk and satin. 1t was a
pierrette costume, dainty, alluring
crisp and fresh from the hands of the
dressmaker; beribbOned ard beloved.
with pompons on the slippers and a
tall pointed hat, also decorated with
pomponS-a costume which any girl
might be proud to wear at the last
and best fancy-dress party of the most
exclusive club. Dress, stockings and
hat alike were of delicate shade of
pink.
"Pink" moaned Margaret to her
pillow. pink And l told him dis
tinctly that it must be blue, and now
it's too late, and Billy will 60 away
and never see me any more ~
The explanation of this somewhat
enigmatic remark was contained in a
note, crumped from much reading,
which lay on the dainty dressing table
at Margaret's side. 1t contained only
few words:
peggy: l realize that I've made a
fool Of myself and 1 ask your forgive
ness. am called away to Canada to-
night to be gone for two months; no
telling where a letter will find me.
won't have time to see you before l
go; but l will get tomorrow mornings
paper ON the train and read about
your costume. If you wear blue I'll
know that Pm forgiven. Ever,
BILLY"
That note had arrived the day be-
fore. Billy was far on his way now,
and she had no address Of his; she
had at once ordered a blue pierrette
costume at the last minute; 1t had
arrived too late to change, and 1t
was pink! There was no evading
the dance-it was a social duty to go,
and she had to go in costume, and
she had searched the house in vain
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
II You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
1t is that so many products that are ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is PLAINTIFF article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those wha have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says "Take for
example DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
preparation I have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large =
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root is due to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulflls al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle of
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug stores. advertisement
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
Her Close Shave,

A circus ticket seller related this
Incident. They were showing in a
small town, and the admission was 80
cents, with children under ten, half
price. At the two o'clock performance
a lad of fourteen put down IS cents
and asked for tickets for himself and
his sister.
'.HOw old is the little girl?" asked
the ticket seller.
"Well," said the boy, "to tell the
truth today is her tenth birthday, but
she wasn't born until five o'clock In
the afternoon" -Boston Transient.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
A Sure Proof.

why are you so angry at your hus-
band while he takes his afternoon
nap?"
Because he Is smiling In his sleep!
He must be thinking Of some other
womanr
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
HIS OWN AND SOME OTHERS
Returned, With More Than
Simple Interest.

Rex Beach, who has forsaken the
profession of novelist for the more
lucrative one of scenario writer, said
at Hollywood tea:
1T is common enough thing for
good man to dash off a scenario IL
a week or so and get $4,000 for it,
but scenario writing, nevertheless,
isn't all beer and skittles."
Mr.. Beach chuckled.
There's an English poet in our
midst" he said, "who recently decid-
ed to make his debut in the film world.
The other day as was lunching with
him the bell rang and the servant
brought in bulky envelope.
"The English poet examined the
typescript in the envelope. Then he
ground his teeth.
""This is what call rubbing it in
he snarled. I sent the Star Film cor
poration four scenarios last week, and
blamed If they haven't returned me
nine.'"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13

"Why do they call a ship she?"
If you ever tried to steer one you
@Nldn't ask.
Because it takes so long to get them
ready to go anywhere.
They need almost as much dolling
up and painting as any woman you
ever saw.
A ships gotta have its own way
or it won't go.
Ships always come Off the ways
backward like the members of a GER
tain sex alighting from street cars.
It costs SO much to keep one in OPP
Grafton.
They are always calling at some
place or another.
Because shipbuilders can't live with
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
Wise Girl.

Mr.. Huggins-Does your sister al
ways look under h ,r bed?
Her little brother-Yes, and when
you come to see her she looks under
the sofa.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
ASPIRIN
Name ''Bayer" on Genuine

Take Aspirin only as told in each
package Of genuine Bayer Tablets of
Aspirin. Then you will be following
the directions and dosage worked out
by physicians during 81 years, and
proved safe by millions. Take no
chances with substitutes. If you see
the Bayer Cross on tablets, you can
take them without fear for Colds,
Headache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism.
Earache, Toothache, Lumbago and
for Pain. Handy tin boxes Of twelve
tablets cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark Of Bayer Manufacture of
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Of Salicylicacid.-
Advertisement.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13
Busy Bertha.

The dear old lady was travelling in
a compartment of an English train
and, what with her knitting and
watching the scenery and her guide
book, she was enjoying herself about
as much as old ladies usually do. Then
a young soldier, carrying rifle, came
in and sat opposite her. Immediately
she stiffened up and presently said, In
no unmistakable tones:
"Sir, will you please put the nozzle
Of your gun out OF the window ~
Harper's Magazine.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13

1t takes at least 16 summers to
make one summer girl.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13

If man could read his own biog-
raphy it would surprise him more than
anybody else.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13

The gas meter has more feet than
any other inanimate thing.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13

The wise man knows how little he
knows of what may be known.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-08-13

Every mother thinks there is no baby
like her own and every other mother
If glad of it.