Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-07-15

There Is prOfitPering IN dendnulng
unreasonable wages no less than In
charging outrageous pries.--Castle
Dale (Ut) Progress.
Speaking OF business depression, we
notice thst good old firm of Farmer
Nature Is doing business as usual
HALEY llda.) NewsMner.
Pre-weddIng beauty covers lot Of
faults that are descernable almost I'M
medlately after the weddlng.-Moun'
thin Home Qda.) Republican.
When fellow calls you I'd. T."
thank him instead of giving him a
punch. "D. f." stands for dandy
felow."-vernal (Utah) Express.
One OF the strange things about
girls Is that the more dreamy their
eyes are, the wider awake they are
Mountain Home Uda.) Republican.
But Berlin didn't say yes like
blushing bride. 1t was more hke
citizen marrying to avoid the bachelor
tax.-Jacksonvllle (Fla.) Metropolis
Some citizens say they can tell Gow
their garden Is progressing by watch
Ing their neighbor's chickens fatten-
Ing up -Sutithheld (Utah) Sentinel.
People often make light of star
gazers," but If II were not for some
Of them we wouldn't know much about
stronomy.--Nernal (Utah) Express.
A cable from Warsaw says: Poles
are digging themselves in" The Mon
tana Power company would like to get
that kind of poles.--Anaconda Stand
ard.
About she first Jolt an alien gets
when ne lands on our shores Is 10 dis
cover that lots of us over here have
TO work for living.-Duboise Uda)
Enterprise.
The man who looks for a long per.
Tod OF business depression IL quite as
foolish as the one who thought war
profits conld last forever.-Wilder
Qda.) Herald.
George Bernard Shaw says that
Shakespeare would have liked Charlie
Chaplin. Probably more than he would
have liked George Bernard.-Norfolk
virginisn.Pllot.
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When YOU find a HUSBAND and wife
who think exactly alike 1t is very EVIL
dent that one does the thinking for
both,--Price (Ut.) Sun.
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According to a headline, "Big Busi-
ness Is TO learn where II Is nt." Tho
poor bewildered consumer would be
glad In his turn to know just what 1t
Is at.-Halley tIda.) News-Mlner.
The Literary Digest has sympo-
stun: us the Younger Generation In
Peril? Answering offhand, we should
say they are, II they are pedestrians
The Kingston (Canada) Standard,
II the late Prince Otto Bismark In
conscious OF the affairs OF this old
world OF ours, 1t must strike him that
the Allies aren't any great shakes as
indemnity collectors.-Marion Star.
On the heels OF Big Bill Haywood's
arrival in Russia comes the report
that the bolshevlk government Ia A.
nancally busted. That ought to make
William see red--Box Elder (Utah)
Journal
Why complain OF TRIES? Think OF
our poor, unfortunate neighbOrs In
Pueblo, then hold your tongue. The
world does not wait for whiners-but
smiles on thinkers and doers.-Vernal
(Utah) Express.
The liberal religious creeds that are
abolishing hell had better let up, As
long as we have food trust combina-
lions and grating politicians we are
going to need a little hell in our bus
iness.--Box Elder (Utnh) Journal.
There is a big difference between
praise and flattery, and the person
who falls for the latter doesn't de-
serve the former-St George (Ut)
News.
If we don't stop that insurgency in