The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-10-05
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HERE LIES MANS ANCIENT ENEMY.
DILL CARE
WHO pisIsrEEs TEE UNLevED CUss.
BEWARE!

| STRANGE and inscrutable is that majestic
thing the Iav. BECAUSE Miss Audrey Munson,
unusually endowed with physical charms, gave
an artistic exhibition of those charms in st
Louis moving picture theatre, she Is on trial
lin criminal court charged with nude posing.
Yet bov-legged happers, fat-ankled-or
ankle-less-near fappers and spindle-shankeo
near spinsters may roll 'em Down and parade
the streets with never frown from the court
sensuaIisy and suggestiveness may parade
IN pajamas or robes de mutt in bedroom plays
vile puns may be pnlled by burlesque come
dams the movie yamp's acting may be as naked
as Eve but beauty which offends neither eye
nor ear must be wrapped in blanket or go
to Jail Boy, throw a bathrobe around the
Venus de Miloi
The Sterling Arbuekle Family.
From the Geneseo (Ih) Repubhc1
Mrs Blanche GiIbraith, companied
by her sister and brother-in-laW, Mr..
and Mrs. Arbuckle, of Sterling, are visit
ing with friends in Indianapolis. They
made the trip in the Arbuckie car.
WHERE the dickens" phones Aloystus.
did you get that name 'Aloysius'! I'm no
more of Turk than you are"
The gentleman didn't tell what name to
use so we picked Aloysius because it begins
with "A" Next Stine we shall choose Bally
mooney or something similar. After we ex-
planned this to Aloysius chats his name for
purposes of Identification today he told US a
story we should like to tell you but we fear
that, like the art of Miss Munson, it would be
maligned and misunderstood
HoUsEwoRK OR HoUsEKEEPER WITH
child 531 Twenty-irst street.-Ciassihed
ads.
Man wants but little here below -"
SHE is of a quiet but very pleasing dispo-
sition," wrote the Galesburg Republican Reg
listers society ed.
We should amend that to read. "She is of a
quiet. therefore very pleasing, disposition
ILdST-sQUARE BROWN METAL PIECE OFF
corner of bed between Thirtieth street and
Eighteenth avenue. r. l. 7S9. 1928 Eigh-
teenth avenue.-Classiied ads.
Mebbe the occupant had nightmare and
kicked it Off
AFTER all this kissing and hugging of
the Arbuckle upon his preliminary release,
one may expect the peerless folk OF golden
California to name all their babies Roscoe and
start Arbuckle Ice Company-Riq in the
Chicago Post
See here. Rig: don't handle that name so
irreverently. 1t belonged to before Fatty
drank his first glass of beer
In An Unguarded Moment, Perhaps.
From the Boston Globe.J
Ex-Postmaster General Burleson. who
has come home after a four-months visit
to the principal countries of Europe. says
he went over to ind a market for cot
ton in large quantities, but failed This
failure he admits
TWO years or more ago we read that Chief
Iron Tail, who lives Cor liEed), as we recall
hear the 101 Ranch, the model for the
buffalo nickel Today we learn from para
graph of boiler plate" in a country weekly
that The Indian head on the reverse of the
buffalo nickel is that of Chief Two Guns White
Calf of the band of Blackfoot Indians from the
Glacier National Park reservation, Montana"
Further to add to our puzzlement we were
shown a nickel several years ago. the sight
of which almost convinced US that the head
model Chief Katzensten Of the tribe of
Israel.
Sure: We Remember Mrs. EHgie ThorHe Her
Name WaS-NOW What the Dickens
Was Her Name?