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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15
ALL AMERICAN
MEETING To BE
HELD IN N. !.
Offensive Is Planned Against
Enemy Propaganda Now
Sweeping U. s.; New Mex
leo Backs Movement.

(snecial Correspondence TO The JOurnal.>
New York, March l4.-Message
from every state in the union will
be read at the great "all-American
meeting for God and country.
which will he held at Madison
square Garden, New York, on
March is as an answer and a ma
tional demonstration of disapprov-
al of the famous Won Mach "Rhine-
horror" meeting here two weeks
ago which the American legion dis
closed was intended to open a ma
tion-wide revival of German pro-
papanda i'm America.
This announcement was made
IN Colonel T w. Galhraith, Jr..
national commander of the Ameri-
can legion. who has been placed in
charge If ARRANGEMENTS for the all
American meeting by a committee
renresenting more than fifty patrl-
otto. civic. fraternal, professional
and trades organizations under
whose auspices the meeting will be
held. Every element of the popu-
lation executing the hyphenated
element will he represented, Col
onel Galbraith said.
Among the hundreds of letters
and kilograms which have poured
in 10 the meeting headquarters
from all sections of the country
was the following:
Santa Fe, n, M-We commend
YOU on your stand against German
nropacanda. We urge active de-
monstrations to combat dis'ovalist
demonstrations, The New Mexico
department of the American legion
is with YOU and will support you.
]. w. CHAPMAN,
Now Mexico State Commander
cit will he the most remarkable
natriotic demonstration held in
America since the armistice was
sigrad." asserted Colonel Galhraith.
"Thore has been nothing like il
since the wave of patriotic ardor,
enveloped the nation following orr
declaration of war against Ger
MANY. It marks the SPONTANEOUS
beginning of n great all-American
counter offensive against enemy
propag anda which is sweeping
America. IT is the natural reaction
from the national wave of resent
ment which swept the country in
the wake Of the exposure of the
projected revival Of German pro-
naganda efforts in this country
the insidious objects of which
were to estrange the United States
and those nations which were our
comrades in arms in war, and the
restoration tn its place Of former
power and influence in our national
affairs Of the powerful German
political machine of which Herr
Won Bernstorff and others made
such good use in the imperial cause
before we entered the war. The
cards are on the table now. The
disloyalists have stated their case
and America has made its answer"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15

We was eating suppir yestidday,
being pot roast nuthing exter, and
L sed to my sister Gladdis, Hay
Gladdis, give us some bred, will
you?
Perhaps will If you will conde-
send to tawk less like a rowdy and
more like a gentleman, sed Glad
dis.
Witch I did, saying, / say, Miss
Potts, would you kindly be so kind
as to please mind pawssing me the
bred?
Haw haw haw. haw haw. sed pop
laffing.
He's not funny, father, he's jest
funny looking, sed Gladis, Meen-
ing it sourcastic, and prity soon l
sed, My deer Miss Potts, could /
be so bold as to trubble you to take
the trubble to pawss me the gravy
if its not too mulch trubble?
Haw haw haw, pawss, haw haw,
pawss, that boy awt to be a acter,
haw. haw. sed pop.
Wich l awt, and I sed, o pruens,
Miss Potts, Wouldit be convenient
for you TO indulge in pawssing me
the butter?
Haw haw haw, indulge in pawss-
ing. that's the limit, haw haw, sed
pop.
He's as funny as a crutch, and il
he waits for me to pass him the
butter he'll sit there till dooms day.
sed Gladdis.
Then shall be obliged to indulge
in pawssing it to myself, l sed.
And l reetched over and took a
hold of the edge of the butter dish
with 2 fingers to make it look more
sissiety, and the dish leened over to
one side and the butter slid off rite
into pops plate in the middle of his
peez, and the peez jumped every
which way espeshilly in pops laps,
and pop jumped up. saying, Come
come, enufts enuff, some people
never know wen to quit,
Meening me.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15
TENTATIVE DATE FOR
GENERAL WOOD TO SAIL
IS FIXED FOR APRIL z
(By Tho Associated Press.)

Washington. March III. G.
Deveyra and Isauro Gabaldon. res
ident commissioners for the Philip
pines. conferred with President
Harding today regarding the visit
of Major General Wood to the
Philippines and are understood TO
have urged the general be instruct
ed If possible to recommend date
for Philippine independence.
April 2 was fixed today as the
tentative date for the sailing of the
general from San Francisco. A de-
lay of one week was made in the
program in order that he might be
accompanied by w. Cameron
Forbes, former governor of the
islands.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15
DAUGHTER DIES FROM
EFFECTS OF POISON
GIVEN HER BY MOTHER
(By The ASSOCIATED press.)

Blunt, S. D.. March, IA coro-
ners jury found a verdict of muir
der and attempted suicide in the
death of Alice Collins; three years
old. who died Saturday from the
effects of poison her mother gave
her in some fig syrup.
The mother. Mrs. Arthur Collins,
put poison in some medicine and
gave it to her three daughters, Alice
dying from the effects. The moth
er and the other two daughters.
Mabel IL, and Mildred IA, were said
to be recovering today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15
For a Rad Cold.

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is
a certain cure for bad colds. 1t
acts on natures plan. relieves the
lungs. aids expectoration. opens the
and aids nature in free
ing the system of all symptoms of
the cold. 1t is not a palliative that
simply gives relief; it cures.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15

scription of DR.. Pierce. Changed,
too, in looks, for after taking DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription the
skin becomes clear, the eyes
brighter, the cheeks plump. 1t is
purely vegetable and contains no
alcohol.
Druggists sell it in tablets or
liquid, or send Doctor Pierce, at
Invalidg Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y,
10 cents for trial package. After
taking this well-known remedy you
will feel strong and healthy. Such
a change in feelings, too-there's
sparkle in the eyes, a tint in the
cheeks, for one has rich, red blood.
There's elasticity in every move
ment and a spring in the step.
Love comes to every. woman who
has bounding health - but when
she is pallid, dull eyed, languid,
she has no magnetism, nor does
she appeal to any man.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15

Seattle, Wash, March 13.-The
Rev. Wilbert r. Howell, Sc, died
this afternoon as the result of burns
received when his bath robe caught
fire from a gas heater in the bath
room of his residence early this
morning. He was pastor of various
Baptist churches in Michigan fol
many years.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15
Paper MIN Workers Strike,

Green Bay. Wis. March IT,
Employees of the Northern Paper
Mills. numbering about 500 men
and women. walked out today in
protest against 20 per cent wage
reduction which went into effect
March l. The strike vote was taxi
en- a week ago. @
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15

AtterSutterlng
pain, feeling
nervous, dizzy,
w e a k and
dragged-down
by weaknesses
Of her sex
W it'll eyes
sunken, black
circle s and
pale cheeks
such a woman
is quickly re-
s stored to
health by the
Favorite Pre-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15

William p. G.. Harding, of Ala
bama, governor of the Federal Re
serve board, is one democrat likely
to remain in office indefinitely, ac-
cording to reports from Washing
ton. 1t is said that President Hard
ing and Secretary of the Treasury
Mellon admire the way Governor
Harding has handled financial af-
fairs and desire him to remain in
office as long as he conveniently
can. Much satisfaction was express
ed in the capital because of the
new presidents attitude as it indi-
Gated that the Federal Reserve sys-
tenn is to be kept out of politics.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-15
I Feel as Tho | Could Not
Drag Thru the DAYS Work"

IL the complaint of many a woman
In the household, Office or factory.
Evening journal., 1921-04-22

ing were a solo by J. Francis Blaine;
recitation by Horace Bothum; solo
by Charles Stewart; violin solo by
Mr.. Warren; duets by Elwood Vim
yard and Charles Gamse and by Mr..
Haddaway and Mr.. Wagner.
George B. Baylis. superintendent
OF Brandywine M. f. Church Sunday
school made a few interesting re-
marks expressing his appreciation Of
the growth OF the class during the
past year, and the help and inspira-
ton il had given him in his work as
superintendent
William II. Rose, the teacher and
founder Of the class. spoke Of the
work being done and the rapid
growth OF the class, commanding
the mem bers OF the class for their
expression Of real Fellowship w
which has been instrumental in
building Of class to its present size
Of more than 100 members.
Interesting remarks were also
made by the Rev. w e. Greenfield.
In the opening and closing Of
meeting a feature was the chorus
singing by entire body Of men which
included a large number Of the reg
ular mems scorus choir OF the
church.
The meeting was presided over by
Willis c. Lynch, president OF the
class.
Evening journal., 1921-04-22
BY GERTRUDE DAVENPORT.

OF Carnegie station for Expert
mental Evolution.
There are. Of course, many kinds
Of twins.
A mother thinks OF her twins as
good or bad. strong or IN. sunny or
suriy quick or slow. tall or short.
boy or girl. The teacher ciassihes
them according TO their response or
lack Of response to the various school
activities
When these same twins come be-
fore the student 0f he-edity for
study he finds them 10 be OF two
kinds: namely (1) ordinary twins
and (2) Identical twins.
Ordinary twins as far as the stu
dent Of heredity is concerned. are
merely brothers, sisters or brother
ana sister who happen to be born on
one and the same day.
They are no more nearly rc'ated
20 each other than they are to any
OF the other brothers and sisters in
their own fraternity.
Identical Twins.
Identical twins, on the other hand,
are either both brothers or both sis
lers and never OF opposite sexes.
Identical twins have one and tho
same maternal and paternal origin
that is to say--they develop from
cne and the same fertilized cell
Indeed. there are cases recorded
of three brothers. or three sisters
plets-developing from one cell.
There is no closer relationship pos
nbie
Reproduction in the animal king
1om is accomplished mainly by
building. by division or by egg-lay-
IA. The latter method is the most
coC1mon in the higher forms, while
the lower FERNS produce most Of
their genera ions by division, that is
TO say. by he separation Of the
mother ces or organism into two
parts or dsushter cells.
Methods Combined.
Sometimes two or more OF these
methods are combined to produce
the young.
Thus certain forms lay true eggs
and these eggs in turn cast of a
number Of smaller parts OF buds.
Each bud develops into an individ-
Lal young.
This latter method Of reproduc-
ton is the one employed by the ar
madillo. The armadillo produces only
one egg for each litter Of young.
From this one egg series OF buds
arise and separate to form a number
of young
It is believed by some students OF
heredity that human Identical twins
may arise by this method.
The attending physician could de-
termine beyond dispute the exact re-
lationship OF twins; for identical
twins develop in the same embryonic
covering, whereas ordinary twins
possess each an embryonic membrane
(chorion) Of its own.
But even when the physician
records are absent, Identical twin
can nearly always be Identified b.
their close physical, mental an'
spiritual resemblances.
In the first place. identical twin
look so much alike as to confus'
playmates. teachers or even parents
Evening journal., 1921-04-22
FELLOWSHIP BIBLE
CLASS HAS SOCIAL

A well attended mems meeting in
charge OF the Fellowship Bible Class
was held in chapel Of Brandywine
NJ. f. Church last evening
l. Elmer Perry. superintendent Of
Harrison Street NJ. r. Sunday school.
and a leader in Mems Bible Glass
work. and alsot the organizer OF the
first Mems Bible Glass in Delaware
was the speaker Of the evening.
Mr.. Perry brought to the men Of
Brandywine a strong. interesting and
helpful address on the work and the
benefits derived by tho individual.
the church, and the community at
large through the operation Of a
successful Mems Bible Glass.
Special Social features of the even
Evening journal., 1921-04-22
JESSE 2. oAIIER SON,
rAA.Sssr s. Ss.44 ~ 44ftSrcA.


physical wreck" said Mr.. Jesse p.
la'ierson. who resides at 1901 CLAW
"ion' street, Wilmington, recently in
an interview with The Plant Juico
@an. az the Miller Drug store Aoa- /
7'p Market street. Mr.. Pattersor, a.. ]
an eN-special policeman and is ,,oii
hnoNn 10 practically ever, ne
woman and child in Wnmingto,,
Continuing, be said.
could get no nourishment as
my stomach refused 70 retain fooa
was consupated, had pains in my
back was extremely nervous ana
had very little strength; was con.
siantly worrying over my condition
as 1t seemed TO be hopeless. ha,
tried many medicines, but they di,
not seem TO do me any good, unit
finally / began 10 take Plant Juice
but 7 must confess with many mis-
Fivings as 10 the results, a. / wa
so run down. thin and pale. but still
! had hope and can assure you tina
il was realized for / began 10 diges
my food almost at once and to gail
strength. Ny bowels became activ
and normal: the nervousness an,
pains LEFT me and began to sleel
sound and 10 gain in weight-in al
n little over 35 pounds. and / nov
tip the scales at 100 pounds. Ny
wife says she would not have be.
lieved 81 had she not seen IL with
her own eyes and ] think everyone
should know about Plant Juice and
what II does FOR sick people who
suffered As 1 did"
Evening journal., 1921-04-22
Notions
Special

Ciark's o. n. T. Thread.
15O-yard spools. 75c dozen.
Colorite. all colors,
special sOc
h-inch wide elastic,
special sc
%-inch wide elastic.
special &c
Basting Cotton. large
spools. the dozen spools, soc
Aunt Lydia Thread.
special 12c
Kerr's Thread. black or
white, 25c-
Sanitary Napkins, dor. 43c
Collar Bands. each sc
Dozen soc
Tailor's Marking Chalk, the
dozen fOc.
Shoe Trees. special the
pair, fOc.
Dressmakers' Pins. 4 h.,
SOC.
Dressmakers' Pins, y h.,
60c.
All colors silko, the spool,
iOc.
Lingerie Tape. three yards
for 1Oc.
Lingerie Shoulder Straps.
Sc to i5c the yard.
Snappy Snaps, doz. cards,
soc.
Rick-rack Braid, white,
colors. f5c.
Sgd. piece Tape. all widths.
Sc.
Curling Irons, 1sc. CSC, s5c
Marcel Curling Irons. 3Sc
Whisk Erooms. good quail
ity, 3sc.
Smiths Needles. the paper,
f2c.
Hair Pin Curriers', 9 on card.
Sc.
Lawn Waist Innings. 40c.
75c Sewing Scissors. soc.
Net Waist Innings, Csc.
See other Specials on dis
play in the department.
Main FiOOr-Left Aisle
Evening journal., 1921-04-22
PROVES STORY
BY PHOTOGRAPH
That Plant Juice Has Now
Entirely Restored Him
to Good Health
FORMERLY HE WAS
PHYSICAL WRECK

II want 10 give you my wholly
unsolicited Endorsement Of your IN
equaled medicine. Plant Juice, and
have brought photograph with me
20 that you can see what I looked
like before taking your medicine.
for no one could be as bad as was
for long and live. as 7 was a total
Evening journal., 1921-04-22
Fine Percale House Dresses, 89c


dresses with sefadsable elastic waist band
o
pretty springtme checks
color
white to
FIRST )FLOOR-REAR
Evening journal., 1921-04-22
Hosiery
Special

Women's Lisle Cotton Hose,
6 pairs for 43c.
Women's Burson Hose,
black only. 6 pairs Sf.43.
Chndren's Plain Colored
and Fancy Roll Top Sox. 39c
Three Pairs for S1.O0.
Women's Lisle Thread
open Stitched Hose, black,
white. cordovan, sec.
Women's Fine Silk Hose,
pointeX heel; black only. S2.a5
Main FloOr-Left Aisle
Evening journal., 1921-04-22
Children'S
Wear Special
FIRST FLOOR-REAR

Children's short white
Dresses, sizes 1, 2, 3. Spec 43c
LITTLE Tots" Lingerie Bon
nets and Pique Hats. Spe-
cial 43c.
Bunny and storf- Rubber
Pants. All sizes. Special 4Sc
Children's Dresses, sizes 2
TO s, including the new San
Toy" style. .S1.43.
Children's Slipover Sweat
ers. All colors- Sizes 2 to
6. Sf.43.
Children's Spring Coats
sink trimmed. Sizes 2 To G.
S2.43.
Evening journal., 1921-04-22
Knit Underwear
Saturday SpecialS-Down Stairs

Percale36 inches wlle patterns a yard
at a6c he
Bates Ginsha The best the yard
Pretty Crcon W iie Speca a 2sc the I'd
n inches wide
sc 10 rd
rake Elevator % your eft stairway Right
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-09
WITS AND FUNNIES

From Africa
The Greatest Show on Earth -
lone of thew touring Georgia and
having trouble with its small but select
menagerie. Therefore the manage
ment of the show advertised for an
assistant animal trainer A husky
colored gentleman applied, was ac-
cepted and went to work.
When the time came to feed the
animals, though, his nerve faltered,
especially when he was obliged TO
open the lions cage.
"Oh, Lawd!" he prayed, "as yo' was
wild Danl in delion's den, so be wild
me now"
Whereupon a voice issued from the
king of beast:
"Nebbah mind de Lord and Dan'l,
big boy. Dis we're lions yo' own
(countryman Jes' hustle wild dat
chow.
Post-Mortem
eYa-as, z drawled Two-Gun Steve, of
Tombstone, Ariz. my cousin Pete
was purity healthy sort o'feller, but
he died of over-attention."
my goodness" calculated the ten
derfoot. 81 never heard of that COM
plaint'
Purity common round these dig:
gins. Too many people noticed that
he was stealing bosses"
Beyond Conception
George said if ! refused to marry
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-09

An Irishman examined the doctors
bill carefully and remarked that he
was willing to pay for the medicine,
but the visits he would return.
Tommy had been out playing till he
was very tired, and did not feel in
clined to sayshis prayers, but his
mother insisted So Tommy began:
Nov l lay me down to sleep,
~ pray the Lord my soul to keep
IF" prompted his mother.
Tommy (sleepilyl: IF he hollers
let him go. Eney, meeny, miny, mo-
Those Considerable Lions
Teacher: You remember the story
of Daniel in the lions den, Bobbie?'
Bobbie: Yes, a'am."
Teacher: What lesson do we learn
from it,"
Bobbie: "That we shouldn't eat ev-
erything we see.'
A small storekeeper, to the sur
prise of his brethren, suddenly dec
Grated his window with a. gorgeous
new blind
Mice blind of yours, Isaac" quoth
his neighbor.
yes, Aaron"
who paid for it, Isaac?''
The customers paid, Aaron
What customers paid for it, Isaac?'
Eyes. | put a leedle box on my
counter, For the Blind And they
paid for it,
A farmer hitched his team to tele-
phone pole.
"Here!' exclaimed policeman.
You can't hitch, there!'
Can't hitch" shouted the irate
farmer. Well, why does the sign say
Fine For Hitching?''
You will never get anywhere un-
less you have higher ideals than this. .
preached the woman to whose door
the tramp has applied for assistance.
Are you really content to spend your
life walking around the country beg
ging?"
No, lady," answered Weary Willie.
sMany's the time I've wished / had an
auto. Boys Magazine.
|
Your Honor" said the prosecut-
ing attorney, your bull pup has went
and chawed up the court Bible
WE'LL" grumbled the Court, make
the witness kiss the pup, we can't
adjourn court to get new Bible
Even the seashore is dry. No sea
serpents this year Bridgeport Tele-
gram.
Noah was the first man to build a
water wagon-and he fell off Fresno
Herald.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-09

A street car clipped three of his
digits.
In the drug store. with quivering
knees, he says to the clerk, while he
nerveously fights,
Desire Fulfilled
Man wants but little here below
He's willing to admit.
If Uncle Sam keeps taxing him
1. He's pretty sure to get it.--Amer-
lean Legion Weekly.
! Dottle-Do yuh love me, John?
John-Sure!
| Dottle-Then why don't your chest
go UP and down, like the man in the
movies Carolina Tar Baby.
Art Pupil
| George-Do you think you could
llearn to love me, Maud?
Maud (softly)-I don't know, Geo
rye. l might, l learned shorthand
once.-T ib-Rits, London.
Sweet Daddy 4
/ Ben (dramatically)-All the world
loves lover.
i Green-You are liable to change
your mind when you ask my, fathers
tconsent Tennessee Wugwump.
Did She?
She-What are you thinking about?
H-Just what you're thinking about.
| Shelf you do, I'll scream.-Phoe
nix University of Chicago.
/ Simple: Il got out of bed to attend
the Legion meeting last night"
So1dat: From pillow to post, eh?''
Willard, get up! There's a burglar
downstairs"
/ You go-he'll think twice before
he strikes woman"
1 Il
| Extraordinary
There once was an actress returning
from France
! tFrance-don't forget.)
Much fame had she gained from inter
pretive dance.
interpretive All set?)
She posed for her picture as she cross
ed the seas.
(Posed-get this right
And her skirt came below her beauti- |
/ full knees.
below! Good nightly
Here are some things we'd like to
know:
| Why hair on heads of beds won't |
grow,
Why ROSTERS instead of crows, crow,
And Moo-cows horns won't blow.
Do potatoes blink their eyes,
When from their early beds they
1 rise?
And who packed the trunk of trees,
And put the sting into the bees?
! Their slippery selves from day to day?
And do the teeth of combs e'er ache?
And tell US this for PHYS sake.
| Where is, the wind when it don't blow?
Is one more thing we'd like to know.
Where is the line, tween East and
West?
And how far can flies fly without rest?
Among the Missing
! Willie let me hear you count UP
n to ten"
"one, two, three, five. six. eight,
nine, ten
"Wrongl you skipped two numbers"
Well, that's the way my father
counts
rs your father an expert account
ant?''
Nom. he sells gasoline st. Au-
gustine Record.
Third Glass for Most Of us
Some are born to temperance; some
achieve temperance; and some have
temperance thrust upon them. Chris
tian Statesman.
| Wonder if the New York Sun was
thinking of anyone in particular when
it said: SThank God, there's only one
lass in ambassador!'-St. Petersburg
Times.
Not for Father
| Mamma, is Papa going to die and
| go to leaven?''
| of course not, Bobby. Whatever
put such an absurd idea into your
head
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-09
SPENT s1.25 ON RAT SNAP AND
SAVED THE price Or a Eac,

James Mcclure, famous Hog Raiser
q New Jersey, says, IL advise every
farmer troubled with rats to use RAT
SN<A Tried everything to get rid Of
rats. Spent S1.25 on RAT-SNAP. Figur-
ed the rats It killed saved the price Of a
nog. RAT-SNAPs comes in cake form
No mixing with other foods. Cats or
dogs won't touch it Three sizes, 35c.
65c, SIPS. Sold and guaranteed by the
court Pnarmacy and Gerigs Drug Store.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-09

Prince Albert is sold
IN toppy red bags,
fidy red fins, hand
some pound and half
pound tin hunaidors
and in the pound
crystal glass hurni-
dor With sponge
snoistener top.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-09

An Irishman examined the doctors
bill carefully and remarked that he
was willing to pay for the medicine,
but the visits he would return.