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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-05-06
BEADS ODDLY STRUNG
(By I. d. Clalre.)

In order to relieve Editor Tinsley
of any responsibility, immediate or re-
mote. direct or collateral, or even oil
embarrassment, temporary or perma-
nent. hereby declare that l have
written. clipped or purloined every
thing appearing on pages one, four
five and eight of this issue of the Re-
publican. And for anything occur
ing therein / will answer, from
fistfight to a libel suit. So, there!
$50
Cases of mistaken identity are
sometimes embarrassing. Only last
week | had such an experience in
Louisville. Readers of thts stuff
will recall that about year ago
reported following an old Hebrew
Junk dealer a half dozen blocks to
get to shake hands with him, mistak-
ing him for my old friend Albert Cox.
Well, last week somebody yelled
"Hey there!" across the street to me
and at the same time starting across
to meet me. Imagine my terror when |
thought it was this same old junk
dealer, who had possibly identified
both Albert and me, preparing to
take a just vengeance. Did run? No
flew. Three days in succession was
| this experience repeated, and /
breathed a sigh of relief when l was
safely aboard my train for Hartford.
Then imagine my surprise when |
landed at Beaver Dam upon discov-
ering Albert alighting also, and his
asking me why ran from him in
/ Louisville.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-05-06

told Duke. late Monday afternoon,
that my pride swas immeasurably
pleased at the great number of my old
friends who had come in during the
day to shake hands yith me, inquire
after my health and that of my rela-
tives, including my nephews and
neices, and tell me how good | was
looking. / told him by actual count
1 had had fifty-one visitors. Duke
gave me the horselaugh with the re-
mark. Eyes, and forty-eight of them
were candidates"
If Ohio county candidates over
look electioneering with the other
candidates they may neglect a deter
mining factor in the primary.
Fluke is too good a friend to me,
and knows too much on me, for
me to refuse any favor he may ask,
but in leaving Louisville for a week
or ten days / am losing lot of the
daylight saving which went into eff
feet Sunday morning.
Read that" remarked j. l. Good
man to me Sunday afternoon, at the
same time handing me a newspaper
and indicating an Indianapolis dis
patch. 1t was a report of a six
months old baby being drowned in
an eight gallon jar containing only a
gallon of water.
Strange incident" commented.
That's not it," said ]. /. "See
how 1t illustrates the danger of the
use of water. Had that been a gal
Ion of whiskey, wine or beer the jar
would have been covered up and a
life would have been saved"
Squire Ben Rice said he would
have been a candidate for something
he did not know what, but Tinsley
lOlu uiui hS SOuiu hot PoooAoAy oPoa Y
anymore space. for candidate an
nouncements. b.,
am not taking any sides between
the numerous candidates. but ! can't
help leaning just leetle toward
Worth Tichenor for jailer since he
gave me a cob pipe and box OF
matches the other day.
The Hartford Herald had a mention
of my weeks stay in the city.
thought about reproducing 1t. but
could not exactly decide whether IL
was a compliment or libel. l ask
ed Doc Riley what he thought about
it and he advised me to consult a
lawyer before taking any action on
the matter.
This old town isn't what 1t used to
be, and 1t looks to me like the women
were going to finally take 1t.
Fonza Midkiff was in town Mon
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-05-06

l experienced a glazing and fla
grant incident of human ingratitude
when arrived in Hartford Saturday
afternoon. Battle Nall. whose name
] have made a household word where
ever the Republican is read; Battle
Nall, notorious if not famous, known
if not reverred, because of the reams
/ have written about him. refused to
speak to me as he passed by.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-05-06

Fonza Mdkiff' was in town Mon
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-05-06

This old town isn't what it used to
be, and 1t looks to me like the women
were going to finally take 1t.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-05-06
THEATRE FEEDS CRITICS TO
GET DESIRED PUBLICITY

Paris, May 6.-Dramatic critics were
offered midnight supper and beds at
the Theater Montaigne recently, so
that they might, at their ease. write
their criticisms in time for the morn
ing papers and avoid the inconven-
fences of early morning trips to their
homes. Most Of the 81 beds installed
in the theater were occupied.
This hospitality was In competition
with that Of another manager, who
hurriedly improvlsed a ball. with
dances by popular actresses in the foy-
er. when the star Of the evening tainted
and was unable TO continue the first
nights" performance. By the time the
ball was we'll started, the manager had
brought in supper for u theatre fun OF
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-05-06
REV. DIR. BROOKS OF ARD
MORE ELECTED PRESIDENT
CHRISTIAN CHURCH CONVENTION

Dr. Crayton i. Brooks and Mrs,
Brooks returned, Thursday evening,
from the state convention Of Oklahoma
Christians at Tulsa, which just closed
one of the most successful meetings in
the history of that religious body.
The church in which the sessions
were held is a new structure, and is
one of the most expensive as well as
one Of the most artistic in all the south
west.
DIR. Writes Williams Of saltwater
was president of the convention.
This annual meeting will be held
next year at Chickasha and D
Brooks was elected president.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-05-06
SCHOOL ENTERTAINMENT At
MILO REFLECTED CREDIT
ON TEACHERS AND PUPILS

The school children al Milo gave q
very successful and enjoyable enter
tainment Thursday night that was at
tended by the county superintendent
Mrs. Zaneis. and several Ardmore c'ti-
zens who report Dc one ~ the best az.
fairs Of the kind they ever had the
pleasure OF enjoying.
The children showed the effects Of
careful training and She entire pro-
gram was given without "a hitch OF
halt Of any character.
The teachers, Miss Pearl Blanken
shin and Miss Ozcla Parker. We're us-
sisted In getting mp the program bN
the school board, consisting of y. T.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-05-06
RYONIS CLUB HOLDS
BUSINESS SESSION;
SELECTS WEDNESDAY
FOR MEETING DAY

At called meeting of the Ryonis
Club at the home OF Mrs. Charles Won
Weise. this morning at 10 o'clock, il
was decided that regular meetings Of
the club will be held Wednesday noon
at Hotel Ardmore. Meetings will be
conducted during the noon luncheon
hour. lasting from II TO ] o'clock.
The membership Of the club will be-
limited to 70. details Of this matter will
be further discussed at the Wednesday
meeting.
Election Of the temporary officers as
permanent officers adding the name
Of Mrs. NonWeise as vice-presidenL
concluded the session The officers
are Mrs. John Whiteman. president;
Mrs. John Easley. secrctary-trcasurer
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-05-06

Law. pr. G. W. Ammerson and Mrs.
Maybell Ammerson.
The schoolhouse was packed, and
many We're compelled TO hear the pro.
gram from the outside
The school AT Milo is one Of the livest
in the county. and is rendering a good
account Of itself in all civic move
mentS.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-05-06
REVIVAL SERVICES At
BROADWAY METHODIST
CHURCH NEXT WEEK

Beginning Monday morning at 10
O'Clock Or. Ashley Chappel pastor of
Broadway Methodist church will open
revival services to be conducted one
or two weeks
Services will H. held daily at 10 n.
M. and at p. m, Dr. Chappell occu-
pying the pulpit.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-05-06
VETERANS ASK OFFICIALS OF
THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT
TO TENDER RESERVATIONS

Winnipeg, May G.-The grand army
OF the United Veterans in convention
here today, passed a vote Of no conf
dence in the dominion government. 1t
called on the government to resign as
having no mandate from the people OF
Canada to continue in power
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-05-06

Washington. May "a renewed
pledge Of loyalty and patriotic service
on the part OF the foreign born citizens
was brought TO President Harding today
10y delegation representing 81 OF the
racial conference committees OF the
interracial council OF New York.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-05-06

people and the party brought the pro
duction more publicity than ever had
been given by successful production.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
T. j. PARKER
4246 Juneau Street, Seattle, Wash.

II used to think all the Tanlac tes-
hmonials were exaggerated, but l
have felt thankful thousand times l
ever believed in 1t strong enough to
give the medicine trial." said T. ].
Parker, well-known saleman for
Gately's Clothing Store, residing at
4246 juneau ST., Seattle, Wash.
Several years ago l commenced
having periodic spells Of sickness and
a few months ago had an attack that
Il thought would finish me. When
did finally get up, was scarcely able
to go. had no appetite and what lit
tie forced myself to eat caused so
much gas on my stomach could hard
ly get my breath.
Eat night was often so bloated
couldn't breathe while lying down and
just had to sit up and struggle for
air. At times I had cramps so bad /
could hardly endure 1t.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05

My liver was sluggish and some-
times got so dizzy I would nearly
fall. felt tired and miserable all the
time, couldn't even sleep and for days
at time wasn't able to go to work.
well, friend Of mine finally got
me to try Tanlac, and it certainly has
done q good job for me. My appe-
tite is fine now and although I am
eating just anything I want and as
much as please, my stomach never
gives me the least trouble. I have
picked up in weight, my strength has
come back to me, and I am now en-
joying the best of health.
"All the men at the store know
Tanlac put me back on my feet, and
am glad to give this statement for
what 1t may be worth to others"
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
everywhere.-Adv.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05

klel;,to your eyes. If you want all
this, begin right now to enrich your
blood stream.
You will find, as thousands Of
others have found in the last fifty
years, that S.S.S. is an excellent
remedy to do this for you, one that
removes the poisonous impurities
and helps build your blood into
rich, nourishing supply. S.S.S. is
an herb compound, discovered by
the Indians, and still made as they
made it.
Get s.s.S. from your druggist to-
day. Start taking, and then if you
want expert medical advice free,
write in detail about your condition
to Chief Medical Advisor, 1862 Swift
Laboratory, Atlanta, Georgia.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
Absence Of Disease
Isn't Health; You
Need Vitality, Energy

You may have no particular dis
ease, and yet fall far short Of en-
joying real health. To be actually
healthy you must be sturdy, alert,
vigorous, a-sparkle with enthus-
iasm and the joy Of living-fairly
bubbling over with vitality and
energy. Are you thus?
Il you are well, yet listless and
unambitious, it is because you lack
some quality that would fill you
with vim and drive, and nine times
out OF ten the sole cause of this
lack is found to be disordered, weak
blood.
Wholesome blood is the very
fountain source Of that energy
which puts spring into your mus
cles. snap into your step and spar
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
Sporting

Kelly, the New York Giants first
baseman, made his fifth home run in
Wednesdays game with the Brooklyn
team, thereby equaling Babe Ruth's
count.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
Prayers in Stock.

Aunty was putting Amy to bed, and
she was just about to fall asleep.
Don't forget to say your prayers.
first" gently reminded aunty.
Its all right, aunty," drowsily re-
piled Amy. II often skip night and
say two prayers next time instead
when I aren't so awful sleepy"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
From Whom cometh Our HELD.

1t Is the privilege of those who are
the children of God to dwell among
the hills, among the hills where the
showers gather big with blessing,
where life is lifted above the swamps
and miasma Of the low-lying lands Of
doubt and uncertainty, and where the
soul of man can commune with its
God, from whom cometh our help.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
A Lady Of Distinction

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by busting with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually means clear,
sweet. healthy skin.-Adv.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
News of the
Week Cut
Down for
Busy Readers
Personal
lIlnIHHInnunIlITlllllINIllnIInHInHIIHIIHTIIIunI8

Mrs. Jane Kirkwood, ninety-nine
years old, widow of Samuel ]. Kirk
wood, secretary of the interior under
President Garfield, died at Iowa City,
La. Mr.. Kirkwood was Civil war gov
ernor Of Iowa.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
Jud Tunkins.

Jud Tunkins.
Jud Tunkins says since he looked
INTO a jewelry store window and saw
pipes for lady smokers he's about
ready to join the anti-tobacco crusade.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
CUDNEpAL
%pl@!!!!:!1 !.oe

The worlds standard remedy for kidney,
liver, bladder and uric acid troubles, the
enemies of life and looks. In use since
1896. All druggists, three sizes.
Look for the name Gold Medal ON every bon
and accept NO imitation
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
Two yoke.pevi,s.

Treason and murder are ever kept
together, as two yoke-devlls, sworn to
either's purpose.-Shakespeara
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-05-05
Women
Made Young

Bright eyes, a clear skin and body
full Of youth and health may be
yours if you will keep your system
In order by regularly taking
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
Current Knowledge.

Students repeatedly excuse their oe-
ficiency In current knowledge by the
statement: "Our college work Keeps
us so busy that we have no ii 10
read the newspapers and magazines
Which naturally suggests a greater
emphasis on the college responsibility
Of keeping the student interest in such
phases of information Thoroughly
aroused. These older boys and girls
are for the most part quite as human
as the rest of US, and so manage TO
give attention enough to matters OF
primary interest. Students are being
taught to answer quite glibly academic
questions of a decidedly erudlte char
acter, while at the same time tAey are
losing contact with the vital world
about them. Seriously, we ought to
know to what an extent this condition
exists, and meet the issue sanely and
eficiently.-Paul v. West in the Attain
tic Monthly.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
A Ball of Water.

A soap bubble is merely a hollow
ball of water containing air. The
soap, partly dissolved, forms a very
thin film or skin over the air which
Is endeavoring to force its way
through it. This air exerts an equal
pressure in all directions, and forces
the soap film out at an equal distance
from the center of the compressed air,
thus forming a perfect sphere or ball.
After the bubble has been floating
about for a few moments, the water
drips toward the bottom of the ball
and collects there in drops. The
weight of these drops pulls the bub-
BILE out of shape and increases the
pressure of the air inside to such an
extent that 1t breaks through the film
and the bubble bursts.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
LittIe-Known Spot.

A few miles west from the east
branch of the Rosebud is the West
Rosebud canyon. A good trail con-
meets the two and a visit of any time
to this area will be in the nature of a
camp trip, says the American For
estry Magazine in an article on 1.-THE
Land Of the Beartooth." A passable
wagon road reaches Emerald lake on
West Rosebud. 1t is a lake which de-
serves to be popular for here nature
made a place which is naturally at
tractive. The scenic values are excel
lent, the fishing is good, and around
the lake luscious mountain huckleber-
ries grow in ~profusion.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
DEATH OF MRS. B. ]. MARTIN

Mrs. Mary E. Martin, wife of B. j.
Martin, of 2012 South 18th street,
Philadelphia, and daughter of Mrs.
Mary J. Riley and the late George
A. Riley, of 6037 Spruce street West
Philadelphia, died suddenly at the
home of her mother, Mrs. Mary ].
Riley, 220 East Spencer avenue, Wild
wood, on Tuesday morning, Septem-
Der Goth, 1921. The u of death
was apoplexy. Her body was taken
to her home in Philadelphia and was
inferred in Holy Cross Cemetery on
Friday morning.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
ANGLESEA LIFE GUARDS ON THE
JOB

When it comes to being on the job
all the time you have to hand it to
Jim Taylor and Jack Paal, the capa-
BILE life guards at Anglesea. They
have no string of thrilling rescues or
dazzling performances to show for
their nine years service, but they have
what is better, an absolutely clean
slate. When questioned as to whether
there had been any fatalities On the
beach during their period of service,
both promptly replied: There haven't
been any and there amt going to be
any" Everybody at this end of the
island has great confidence in Jim and
Jack. Then, too, there are at least
one hundred children who have been
taught to swim this summer by these
stalwarts. All of which accounts for
the high favor in which they are held
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23

1t doesn't take much to set us back
from our acquired character to our
original nature. Sometimes a long
spell of sickness discovers to us what
we really are, as compared with the
fine creature we like to pretend we
are. Starvation will bring old friends
to the point of clutching each others
throats, and an excess of bodily IA
tigue may curdle the sweetest temper.
Let us not hear that any human being
has an angel character till he has been
under some excruciating trial and has
emerged with honor from the ordeal
Exchange.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
Quite Obvious.

The class of backward children was
being taught mental association of re-
lated objects. The teacher distributed
a number of pictures and an equal
number of titles for the pictures. When
they had arranged the pictures and
titles to their own satisfaction, she
passed down the aisles and viewed
the results. One little chap had put
the title "Nutting" under a picture
showing a naked baby in a bath tub
enjoying the warm water. The teach
er failed to see any connection, but
when the lad was questioned concern
ing his disposition of titles, he an
swered, "Why mann, the baby has
nutting on."-Columbus Dispatch.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
Scored on InaArsolI.

Robert G. ~Ingersoll had social quail
tiles which won him many friends,
who, however, could not but deeply
regret his published opinions. One
day while in Beecher's study he saw
a globe which greatly pleased his
fancy. On its surface Wee raised
figures of the heavenly bodies in very
delicate workmanship. 81 admire
that" said Ingersoll, "who made it?"
who made it, do you ask, colonelY'
repeated Beecher. "Who made this
globe? Why, nobody. of course-it just
happened."-Boston Transcript.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
The RnstcrucianS.

The Rosicrucians were members OF
a mystic secret society which became
known to the public early in the Sew
enteenth century, ana was alleged to
have been founded by a German n"hl''
called Christian ROsenkreuz In l3SS.
He was said to have died at the are
of LOG. The Rosicrucians pretended
to be able to transmute metals, TO
prolong life and to know what was
passing in distant places Then Sc
cret was never revealed, if there was
one to reveal. The society IS ssid 10
have died out in the Eighteenth cen
fury.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
Salt Tells of Storms Approach

Salt is extremely sensitive 10 air
changes. A very cheap. pretty and
effective barometer can be made with
a bunch of colored ribbons or a spray
of flowers. Soak your ribbons or
flowers in strong salt water, dry them
Oh the hat stand in the hall. Your
ribbons or flowers will be dry and
crisp when weather prospects are
good. Bat when your barometer be
comes moist and limp you will soon
need your umbrella.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
Lilac Universal Favorite.

From the wilds of Persia and south
ern Asia the lilac has Travelled to
Europe and America as a universal
favorite Of the springtime pr lilac
time as the Puritans called it. 1t vas
these sturdy r~eligionists who FIRST
brought it TO America and planted it
perhaps as a reminder of England,
or possibly because of its sweet scent,
its glorious purple, and its pure, sim
pie, vet oftentimes awkward beauty.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
City and Country People.

The best and most hopeful feature
In any people is undoubtedly the IN
stinct that leads them to the country
to take root there, and not that which
sends them f1ocking to the town and
its distractions. The lighter the snow
the more it drifts; and the more
frivolous the people, the more they
are blown, by one wind or another
into towns and cities.-John Bur-
roughs.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
And the Glass Smiled.

/ was teaching a class of senior
boys and girls in high school. One
boy annoyed me a great deal by put
ting his arm around the boy mex tC
him and looping over in a spineless
fashion. At the end of my patience
one day l exclaimed: Donald, if you
can't keep YOU arms. where they be-
long you'll have to sit here beside me-"
Exchange.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
To Join Glass Tubing.

A solder for glass can be made by
first melting 90 parts of tin and then
adding to it 5 parts of copper. Zinc
in the proportion of u to 1 per cent
makes this solder harder, whereas
lead in the same proportion, makes
it softer. Glass tubing, united by this
means, will separate at any other
point sooner than at the point Of juno
ton.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
Skies of Yellow and Blue

A yellow sky is caused because the
air Is moist. Moist air is more trans
parent than dry, and it allows the vel
low rays to pass. A blue sky Is
brought about by the weak blue rays
reflected upward, which cannot get
through and are sent back.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
What He Loses.

1t Is all right for a mar TO get
married. 1t is the natural thing and
the desirable thing for him to do. But
he should understand one thing. When
he gets married he exchanges the
friendly interest of every other woman
in the world for the open suspicion
of one.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
Get Back on Rioht Track.

No matter how much you patch up
a mistake, it won't change it's nature !
Better right it, and go back to the
place where you left the right track
You'll save time, and better still,
you'll say heart aches. This is an
especially good plan for a class to
follow.-Exchange.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
Canada,s First Farmer.

It was a Frenchman and not an
Irishman who was Canada's first farm
er. His name vas Louis HILBERT. He
landed at Quebec in 1917 with his
wife and children, and at onc started
to clear and cultivate the soil on what
liz now the site Of the cathedral at
Quebec, the seminary, and part of the
Upper Town.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-09-23
MaaIclans Not Wanted.

knowledge is power" said the
ready-made philosopher. Depends on
how you use it." rejoined Cactus Joe.
there's a Teller in Crimson Gulch
who is mighty lonesome because he
got a reputation for KNOWN how to
stack the cards."