, 1921-09-06

n your arms; 70 wnem you must pend to KISS ana In
- nag Aaa yeu ioses0uIteE. Dies ner loving nSae
soul
ane ngures given in our former article were reached
oy a I.euasy composed Of arass, scuipSors anu con-
aolsseurs, WAN . BOARD OF aaylses Io4la~a OF crlacs,
spee-Iss ana keen observers, VINO aIIer many ses-
saons AND mucn argument reached y consensus re-
speeung the oimens4ons presented No coupJ there
were lHoss upon thar ieAInea BOARD VINO were cnam-
poems OF the W or the IlU-Pound lazy Just as there
ware those VINO insasleo tnAe the idezi De maze nezv-
.er. Like IN most matters OF similar character Inere
was a deaaioeK and COMPROMISE ana the result placed
me weight az lsL Inc oIner ngures were sImpIy a
maIter OF proportion
It Is reanzed tnat individual tastes will vary from
an arbitrary stanaard upon such SUBJECTS as the per
Iect woman We ali have our own notions. ana
wnne our TREND champions the cause OF the "htue
one" be should De prozd enough IN ms view to accord
gentlemen OF otner tastes In a matter Of weight, the
same ngnt he assumes tor himself
Upon the only safe theory ever established and
Solomon and brigham Young were bss5 disciples OF
IL II Is asserted that all women are loveiy-even gior-
ious- That beng true, If the little ones-is all cnarm
and delignt, VIII hr heavier sister not be more so In
proportion to her weignt7 This would be logical.
30 to hx the standard on safe ground ana accom-
modate as many ideals as possible INC strategy board
settled upon lat.
There Is nothing in the boards standard that would
preclude our friends loving a s9-pound maiden in
stead of one weighing $50; and there Is much to be
sand In favor of the 80 FOUNDER in a parlor session
with the DINNERS on the incandescents. Also in such
exercise as carrying her about in hs arms and hitting
her up to his level to kiss her. Our friend should per-
NIT has mind to dwell upon the compensations Of more
of it.
Such excursions inc Elysium as suggested by our
friend are not the rule. They are the exception. A
perpetual hugging match would grow tiresome to the
parties concerned. Can our friend, given to word
painting and SO FOUNDERS, draw US . more comfort
able ond satisfying picture, than a nice pleasant and
plump lady weighing lat on the other side of the
breakfast table, whereon repose a perfectly broiled
steak, light haky biscuits and a plate of Mosteller's
honey. Plump ladies have n ~penchant for perfec-
ton in Just such endeavors.
We fear our enthusiastic worshipper Of the 30
FOUNDER is not thoroughly grounded in the higher
of the subject We submit, without COM
ment, this ever present problem-the transportation
of the loaded coal pail from the basement coal bin to
its terminus at the side of the kitchen range.
Finally there is just one thing to do in the prem
ises. Place all abe ladies of the earth upon pedestals,
large and small ones, suitable and proper to sustain
ing the weight they are required to bear, SO that gen.
tlemen may be privileged to select and worship, world
without end, the exact weight and type that pleases
fancy.
Then having done this, hunt up the self appointed
members of the board of judges, who set up to say
one woman is more perfect than another, and tell
them individually and collectively where to go. All
women are lovely. All women are perfect.