South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17

heep your eye on the washington
dateline from this time on. The
great tragedy OF a political party
Killing itself by slow degrees with
the weapc 4 Of greed. avarice. parti-
sanship a-a Ignorance Is under way
And now abideth aspiration, in
spiration and Precipitation. these
three. but the greatest and most
necessary Of these IN this world
right now is perspiration properly
superinduced.
a writer says that 9s per cent Of
the fools are self-made. We can't
/ believe IL. The universally OF the
article shows that nature is IN the
business Of making fools and that
I she is unorganized, wanting no ces-
sation from her labor, no pay for
overtime and is in love with the
] work.
Poetry is soul food and the
/ word needs more OF IL, SAYS Dr.
FRANK Creme Well. there's no lack
| Of supply. Doc. But. like cabbage,
poetry yields so little TO the producer
/ that humanity is apt to go poetry
hungry even in soringtime.
/ Poor old Doc Ivan Smith, He i'm
asined himself a Barney Oldfeld, but
Judge Gilmer reminded him he was
/ only a common speedster and soak
ed him five and costs. Why didn't he
tell the judge he was hurryirg back
20 his dental chair in which he had
left "a suffering patient and had for
/ gotten all about him2
a college woman declare that
woman's dress should show much in
dividuality. but it often shows en-
urely too much individual.
The family naturally considers
fathers income tax as a more dread
| full drain upon the family revenue
than "a life insurance premium. It's
So hard to impart enthusiasm to pay
ing taxes.
Alvin Scott and other wealthy
I Mishawakans are on their way home
from Florida, the winter shearing of
| the lambs having been completed.
It Is getting so that about the only
use a man has for a political party
is he wants to belong to something
he can rebel against, defy or bolt.
A Nebraska girl says she wants a
! husband who Chaws tobacco. stavs
/ out at night and cusses when neces-
| sary. The silly creature really
/ doesn't think tobacco achieving,
cussing or nighthawkry are
desirable in a husband But she
just wants a man.
Riding. walking. golfng. motor
/ ing, awaiting shooting. hunting. fish
| ing-everything. in fact, that women
/ do nowadays. except cooking a meal,
they gotta have pants.
!
An Indiana man ate a meal in an
| Anderson restaurant the other day
and paid for 1t with a meal ticket
| ne bought Is years ago. Earl Fink
viii probably be longer than that
]
/ from Charlie OstrOm on a bet on the
ultimate disposition of the ex-kai-
ser.
The republican congress has be-
gun 10 Irvine the rope with which
the republican party is going to
hang itself in 1924. Lord help 'em
/ to do the job up brown.
If one could make a living as easy
as one can make a fool of ones self
then life would be one grand holi-
day filed with music.
Earning your own money and
stealing other folks are alike in the
/ respect that Doth are largely habit.
but the one cultivated and the other
/ indigenous.
Work IS a sovereign remedy even
I Cor bootlegging. No man who tolls
10 hours a day at good wages will
I care 10 take a chance. Work Is a
/ liver-regulator, an aid to digestion. a
/ lung -develOper, a specific for in
somnia. a hair restorer, and an all
round Regeneration.
Coal dealers are fearing a coal
shortage next winter BUT we can't
worry about that when we are con
fronted by a possible ice famine this
summer.
The detective are arresting some
Of Pres't Hardine's fake kin. But
the president I'm the long run is go
ing TO be most embarrassed by his
fake friends.
As we understand il. Uncle sam
will not play in the League of Ma
tions. hut jumps from the world Sc
ries into the bushes. But every ma
ton. as every individual must pass
through its era of adolescent nut
terry.
Mary Garden. one Of the sweetest
of Scotch lassics. says she is particu-
larry fond of dill pickles and corned
beef and cabbage Mary. darling. tell
us. how does it happen that so Elori-
Gus a creature with such a majestic
voice and sublime appetite could live
for "A years and not marry?
/ Congresswoman Alice Robertson.
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