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New-York tribune., 1921-04-18
Miscellaneous

YOUNG LADIES WANTED TO
DISTRIBUTE HIGH CLASS
p O D U CT TO HIGH CLASS
HOMES IN SUBURBS. MUST BE
YOUNG, N Il T AND COUR-
TEOUS. SIS PER WEEK AND
EXPENSES. BACKED BY WE'LL
KNOWN CONCERN. NO SELL
ING. ADDRESS l.. S., DEPT,
p. o. BOX Gas, CITY HALL STA
TION, NEW YORK.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

WHOLESALER selling at retail better
grade jersey suits at SIS: taffeta, Can
ton crepe dresses, $1675; large selection,
all sizes At West oath st., Stn floor.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

103D ST. 1lS W.--Attractive large front
electricity; telephone; gentleman. Nell
henney.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18
INFORMATION WANTED

WANTED-Informatio concerning Joseph
Manuel Troyo. who left home July l,
1915. Address +. Troyo, 7s6 East 1920 St.
care II. Schroeder.
ADDRESS WANTED-James D. e. Nor
ton. formerly Of Alberta, Canada; to his
Interest. d 344. Tribune.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

GOTH. 3O6 WEST-Room with private fam
lily. Apt. 2E. Riverside 1912.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18
HELP WANTED MALE
Miscellaneous

AGENTS to sell a cooperative automobile
league; membership commission basis
Mr.. Mccarthy re Quinn & Quinn, 127 W..
65th st.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

COUPLE. colored. wish Job, city or couu-
try: man experienced chauffeur. good
butler; wife excellent cook good house
keeper; reference. c. Faison. 314 West
59th. Columbus 634S.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18
LEGAL NOTICES

SUPREME COURT, NEW YORK COUNTY.
LION BREWERY OF NEW YORK CITY,
Plaintiff, against WILLIAM CAHILL and
others DefAndauts
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

CHAUFFEUR, gardener; capable youn :
Italian; five years present place S2i
week Miss Sheas Agency. e. 4lst Mur
ray Hill G774
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

BUTLER. capable. good appearing Scotch:
$50; anywhere; excellent references. Miss
Shea's gency E. 41st. Murray Hill 6774
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

CHAUFFEUR-MECHA - "a. marrj.d-
years experience wishes position pri-
vate family; do own overhauling If neces-
sary; city or country. Hagan. 16 w. 64th st.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

BUSINESS MAN, 81. master Of four Ian :
guages and can converse in four Others
desires connection with a growing concern
G 362, Tribune.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

COUPLE-Chauffeur and butler combined: :
wife cook; in country; good wages.
Yorkvile Employment Agency. 204 e. 60th
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

LOsT-Bankbook No. 1904 of the u S.
Savings Bank Of New York: payment
stopped: please return to bank.
New-York tribune., 1921-04-18

COLORED man and wife as caretakers,
apartment or private house; best refer :
ence. Davis. 10 East 3Sth ST.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09

ried us over the bank and for several
minutes it looked like We were to 20
down six or eight feet into creek.
1t is not always that such places
are on unimpOrtant roads. In fact the
first place mentioned was on a main
Travelled road between county seats,
and automobiles used it on long dis
lance travel. In the main it was a fine
road well kept, but there were two or
three places that were really danger
Gus, though this was the worst of all.
Wherever there is a place at the side
of a dirt road that has much travel,
that is deep enough TO upset car
that went down into it, some kind of
protection should be made TO keep cars
from skidding off. We are not consid-
ering the quick dash to one side from
careless driving or going too fast in
mud, but the unavoidable skid that is
bound to occur now and then. Our
roads should be safe in muddy weather
as far as we can make them for often
at such times we have to use them
with our cars.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
pMMigilRBa5j<
D&R5laa9z !2{!t
v V&
DEMAND FOR SAFE ROADWAYS
come Kind OF Protection Should Be
Provided to Keep Cars From
Skidding Off Dirt Roads.

| What value do we place on a human
ire! 10 judge by some of the roads
over the country il is not much. Lives
are lost many times where few dol
lars or a little extra time would make
a road safe enough So that taking a
ride along them on a rainy day in an
auto would not be such a hair-raisfng
experience as is often the case now,
says writer in Successful Farmer.
Recently friend of mine was driy-
ing along road within a half mile OF
a small town and ran into a ditch six
feet deep, upsetting his car and smash
ing things up generally, though lie es-
capped unhurt, and had no one with
MIN. Many complaints had been made
about that road, but nothing was done
by anyone. On either side the ditch
came within less than two feet of the
roadway, and there was not even
ridge or anything to ward the wheels
OFF and keep them from sliding over,
When hundreds of automobiles are
owned in every part of the country
and 1t is impossible to ALWAYS keen
on roads when they are slippery, it is
not morally right and should not be
legally right to leave them in condi-
ton that would make an accident I'M
der ordinary conditions possible. Dur
ing the last two years / have been
riding around considerably and We
have been in places where it was very
dangerous driving. and often came up-
on sud places with no chance at all
to avoid them. In one case we crossed
bridge after a light shower, and on
the far side found that it had caved
away to within six inches of the road,
though that was solid. For a rod the
ditch was not two feet from the road.
with nothing to check slide into ii.
a very steep hill began just beyond
the bridge. Our car could not make
the hill, and we stalled, and had to
back some. The least bit of skidding
would have been certain to have car
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
Truly Amphibian,

While on the subject of alligators.
there Is always a chortle for me in
the yarn that Pete Daley, the actor.
used to tell. He was down south
looking at a school of alligators. An
old darby was in charge.
Colonel" said Pete, pointing to
the alligators, "are they amphibious
"1essir, yessir," replied the old
darky. "they's as amfibbis as h.
They'll bite you In a minute."-New
York Correspondence of the Pitts
burgh Dispatch.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
UNITED STATES GOOD ROADS
Work Is in Progress in Every Section
to Give Country Superior
Highway System.

The time Is rapidly passing when
the bad roads of America can be point
ed out as reproach. In every section
of the country work Is in progress to
give the United States a system Of
roads which will compare favorably
with those Of other countries. Roads
are being built at 1885 different
points. Fully 10000 miles of road have
been approved by the secretary of ag-
riculture. 1t is estimated that this
construction will cost the country near
ly S4O00O0,0O0. At the end of June,
1920, the government reported that q
116 different projects, or a total of
10000 miles of roads, had been CON-
Life.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
H9wHII6tt7r TED.
PINS.

THESE indispensable little articles
= were once so expensive that few
could afford them. In about l4S3
france manufactured them in guam
tity. In 1886 the pinmakers of Eng.
land established the first pinmaking
corporation, and established the fac
tories at Bristol and Birmingham.
Birmingham is still the center of the
industry. In Birmingham, Conn, the
first pinmaklng factory in the United
States was started in 1886.
(Copyright.)
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
Catarrh Con Be Cured

Catarrh is local disease greatly influ-
enced by constitutional conditions. II
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces Of
the System. HALLS CATARR
MEDICINE destroys the foundation of
the disease, gives the patient strength by
improving the general health and assists
nature In doing its work.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
+. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect It
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for
its remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies. in
an interview on the subject, made the as.
tonishing statement that one reason why
so many applicants for insurance are re.
Jected is because kidney trouble is so
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applica.
tons are declined do not even suspect
that they have the disease 1t is on sale
at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes,
medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bpttle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
HOW DO YOU SAY 1T?
By c. N. LURE
Common Errors in English and
How to Avoid Them
THESE SORT" THOSE KINp.~

A COMMON error, and one that
IA CRATES with especial harshness
on the ear of a person who has been
trained in the correct use of English,
is the use of such phrases as "those
kind" and these sort" How often
we hear, Il cannot bear those kind of
people"
THE words "these" and those" are
plural in number-that is, they denote
more than one; the words sort, 3"
kind" etc, are singular in number.
indicating one group, one class of Der
sons or objects. According to a SIM
pie rule of grammar, the adjective
and the noun, when used together.
must agree in number-that is, when
the noun is singular or plural the adj
jective must be singular or plural.
Therefore do not say, 81 do not like
those kind of people," but say 81 do
not like that kind of people," or, Let
ter, 81 do not like people of that kind"
(Copyright)
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09

WANNA you scuse me please eff |
> no maka piece cen da paper today.
gotta plenta trouble and / feela bad
too mocha for da work. / maka my
leetle dog go dead desa morning weeth
da fieever and l sure feela tough.
You know, me and dat leetle pup
wee been greata frien Tonga time
seence he gotta born bouta tree mont
Every morning he come jumpa on da
bed and tella me ees time go to work
And every night when l come home he
maka beega noise tella me he ees
glada for see.
He tink more for me as he do for da
president Uniteda State. He tink | am
smarta guy and he Iowa me more as
he do hees girl. Eef l feela good he
feela good. And eef i feela on da
bum he ees sama ting, too. When |
scratcha de head he waga bees tail
And eef / pulla hees tail he weegle da
head.
Eef 1 maka meestake speaka ca
Engleesh he no care. He no try
cheat me or maka fool weeth me be-
cause l dunno somating yer mooch.
Only ting dat leetle Teller no like was
my girl. He tink somatime l pay too
attensh weeth her and dat
maka heem feela bad.
And now dat leetIe pup 90 dead TO-
day for ALA hees life. When 1 starta
da fleever he try maka breakfast
weeth one front tire. But dat wheel
40 stop because no can see and when
looka back to tella heem gooda bye
ny pup ees on da ground ALA bust I'D.
Dat son-of-a-gun of a wheel breaka
ices head so mooch he 60 dead righta
lueeck.
So hope you scuse me please for
10 putta piece cen da paper today.
Dat leetle dog was besta frien gotta
md / am gonna maka funeral for
ieem eef losa my Job, no care. And
EFF / gotta plenta money, too, l do
iomting worse as dat. l breaka dat
lever cen thousand piece wot keela |
ny leetle pup.
Wot you tinkf
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
RAINY-DAY SURPRISE

WAS raining in torrents outside
= and little Marietta sat curled up
on the window seat with her nose
pressed against the pane. Now Mari
eta was very cross. for the old rain
mad spoiled the garden party she had
planned this afternoon with her dolls
Splash! Splash! came the raindrOps,
chasing one another down the glass,
and Marietta, whose eyes were sadly
watching them, thought there was
nothing in the world as ugly as the
little round drops. They came down,
oh, so steadily, and Marietta was be-
ginning to feel very drowsy when sud-
denly an extra hard gust of wind
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
IDA

| TURIOUSLY enough, Ida and Ada
~ are practically synonymous, &C.
cOrding to etymologists. Certainly the
names were USED Interchangeable. In
early times, Ada was thought to be
an entirely separate entity and was
believed to be derived from Adah,
meaning ornament, and the name Adah
was given to the wife of Lamech in
the Old Testament. But later etymo-
logical authorities believe that Ada Is
merely a latinized form of Fad, mean
ing happy or rich, and the same as the
German Ida.
Ida originates from Frau Uote, moth
er Of Friemhild, who interpreted her
dream and predicted the death of her
bridegroom, Ortwin of Metz. A num-
Der Of feminine names came from Uote
or Uta, and finally the name Adur was
evolved. Audur was a viking daugh-
ter, one Of the first Icelandlc settlers.
In England, under Norman rule, there
appeared Auda and Aida, the latter
the wife Of Orlando the Paladin. An
other Aida was a queen of Italy In
92G and still another famous bearer
Of the name was a daughter Of the
house Of Este in 1893. High German
called the name Oda, but low German
made it Fad, and from this latter Ide
and Idette were evolved, both of which
became enormously popular.
Ida was the name given to the
granddaughter Of King Stephen, who
became the Countess of Boulogne. Both
Ida and Ada, the simplest terms possible
Of>any feminine name, have been the
basis of a number Of other more in
volved derivatives. Some seem hardly
recognizable, as in the case of Othilie. |
a name still very popular in Teutonic |
countries. The Original Othilie was
an Alsatian virgin who was born blind
but obtained her sight at baptism.
Ida's gem is the turquoise, which
promises her protection from accident
or sudden death. Like malachite. II
Is said to break as a warning of ap-
preaching danger. To wear it insures
good fortune and nothing is so con-
ducive to good luck as to see the new
moon reflected In its depths. Tues
day Is lda's lucky day and seven her
lucky number.
(Copyright)
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09

earth, for this baby is now four months
old and a healthier baby you would not
want. l am sending you a picture of
her: Everybody says, That is some
healthy looking baby You have nv
consent to show this letter. Mrs. C.
W. BENZ, lSl Bird Ave-, Altoona, Pa.
No woman can realize the joy and
happiness this healthy babe brought
into the home of Mrs. Benz, unless thew
have had a like experience.
Every woman who suffers from anv
ailments peculiar to her sex, as indica.
ted by backaches, headaches, bearing
down pains. Irregularities, nervousness
and the blues" should not rest until
they have given Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound trial.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
kl&| ' y; " ;j:l5:|

clouds from which TO fill up your buck
ets?' inquired Marietta eagerly, for
she was so interested about this
strange cloudland.
Not exactly" replied the raindrop
Ihe queens palace is surrounded by
wonderful gardens and there are fOun-
tains everywhere shooting up beautiful
tiny drops of color"
How perfectly lovely" sighed Mari
eta. Il wish / could see them"
why, you foolish child, you do see
them every time our queen has fes-
tival. When we do our work extra
well she rewards us by letting us
watch the half-circle of fountains.
First comes red, then orange, yellow,
green and blue, each shading into the
other"
why, that is our rainbow" inter-
rupted Marietta, delightedly.
"Of course ii is" laughed the rain
drop. "Our queen is very generous
and always draws aside the cloud cur
tains when she sails away so that you
can see the lovely colors in the sky.
And now l must hurry or my special
pansy will be thirsty"
''Oh! do come again." called Mari
eta after him, as he Scampered after
his friends, and she was sure he nod
ded his head and smiled as he jumped
off the sill.
iCopyright.)
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09

drove the raindrops sharply at the
window.
Listen to me-" cried a shrill little
voice from the pane.
Marietta looked up quickly. "How
queer" she said, "there is nothing but
these old raindrOps in sight"
I'VE are not old" said the voice.
IF you look very hard you can see
for yourself"
Then Marietta saw that each little
drop was a tiny, tiny water sprite In
beautiful shining dress which
changed color as it rolled down the
windowpane.
we felt so sorry about spelling
your party that our queen said we
might tell you about u.s." continued
the sprite.
who is your queen, and where does
she live?" asked Marietta.
The raindrop answered proudly:
she Is the queen of all the rain
sprites and lives in wonderful silver
palace behind the clouds and is al
ways doing good in the world"
well, why did she spoil my party
by sending you down here today?"
said Marietta in a grieved tone.
THAT is just what we wanted to
tell you about" broke in the raindrop,
but we had to shout and shout before
you would listen. Our queen watches
ha
every growing thing, and when she
sees they need water to drink she calls
us together. 1t is usually the night be-
fore, so we may rest before filling our
silver water buckets"
do you have wells up there in the
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
NEW CHARACTER OF TRAFFIC
Most Of Existing Highways Were Not
Constructed to Support Heavy
Loads Now imposed.

Most Of our existing roads were not
designed with a view Of carrying the
heavy loads now imposed upon them,
and in new roads it would seem the
builders cannot realize the present
changed conditions and the new char
acter Of the traffic; in any case the
problem is not an easy one.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
Watch Your Step.

A drunkard of long standing has
been reformed by an operation which
removed a bone that pressed against
the brain. The Detroit News also re-
ports number of cures effected by
the removal of brass rail that was
pressing against The foOt.-Kansas
City Star.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
Why Are Skin Diseases
: So Difficult to Overco

When your skin breaks out with
itching eruptions, letter, rash, &C.
zema, PSORIASIS, or other terrifying
disorders, temporary relief will do
you but little good, for soon all the
itching and irritation breaks out
afresh with renewed fury, and YOU
soon realize that local remedies
such as ointments, salves and SINH
lar treatment will never rid you Of
your trouble.
These troubles originate in the
blood. and if you expect real sub
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
Still at III

Mrs. Nagit caught Mr.. Nagit using
her powder puff to brush the dust off
his boots last week."
Gracious! What did she say?"
Il shouldn't use the past tense, be-
cause she hasn't finished yet."-Lon.
don Ideas.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
M drried Life

u gave my husband no cause for
fault finding"
That's a mistake. A little fault
finding keeps 'em occupied.
vile Courier-JOurnal.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Take Aspirin only as told in each
package of genuine Bayer Tablets of
Aspirin. Then you will be following
the directions and dosage worked out
by physicians during p years, and
proved safe by millions. Take no
chances with substitutes. If you see
the Bayer Cross on tablets. Won can
take them without fear for Colds,
Headache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism,
Earache, TOOthache. Lumbago and
for Pain. Handy tin boxes of twelve
tablets cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of
Observation-Disclosures of Salicylicacid.-
Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
:..-.'.-.:.-:.-:-:.::.:...:.:-.:

stantial relief you mus
through the blood. Nj
The best remedy for a,
is S.S.S, the fine old b"
that purifies the bloocs
germs, and thus restoi
to a normal and health
Begin taking S.S.S. o.
write our medical dire
pert advice without o
dress Chief Medical r
Swift Laboratory, A..
s. S. S. is not sold or r,
for venereal diseases. =
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
A LINE O. CHEER
BY John kendrick Bangs.
FAITH

because a things a Mystery
- Does not destroy the FAITH
OF me,
Ihere's lots of things on sea and
land
L don't pretend to understand.
And yet | see them plain and fiat
In spite of that.
It's so with LIFE and You and Me
we don't know how we came to be.
But I've sort of faith supreme
That were not all an idle dream,
And that some time long, long ago.
Just when, or how. l do not know.
Some Mind with purpose true and
clear.
Created Earth and put us here.
And gave us life. and love and wit.
To make a fairer place of IL
To call it CHANCE some folks
delight;
! call it GOD-and know I'm right
(COpyright)
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
More Effective With Tractor

The homely. yet effective, split-log
king" drag, long used with horse
power for this work, becomes even
more effective. and can be used In
heavier weights, when drawn by q
tractor.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09

compound has done
for me. We have
b ad six children
die almost at birth.
From one hour to
nineteen days is all
they have lived. AS
l was going to have
another, / took a
dozen bottles of your
Vege ia BILE Com
pound and l can say
that it is the great
a CT
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
Most Permanent Road.

The most permanent and satisfac.
tory road is the one with a concrete
base with top surface of block brick.
This should last generation without
any repair.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
His Theory.

Wilbur, age seven, rushed.
home after school and his
quest was for bread and "a,
grandmother, after complyif
the request, jokingly told i
that he would never grow u.
continued to eat so much br
jam, whereupon Wilbur ansY
Grandma, I believe .tha'
you're so old. You don't I
bread and JAM"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
No More MF
After Eat
Just Takes An e.

1.-The first dose of Eaton
wonders. l take 1t at meal
no longer bothered with int
writes Mrs. Ellen Harris.
Thousands of people, lIkeI
lady, gratefully testify aboul
which does its wonders by 1
and carrying out the excess a
gases which bring on III
heartburn, bloating. belching
repeating. Acid stomach al
about seventy other non-orl
ments. Protect yourself. A
of Eatonic costs but. 49,
druggists guarante s.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09

The prices of cotton and linen have
been doubled by the war. Lengthen
their service by using Red Cross Ball
Blue in the laundry. All grocers SC.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
Our Query Department

Did you go to college?"
IF so, do you remember your class
yellE-LOuisville COurier-JournaI.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
| ir , S.;si=G :, .8A.iiS Not Spring |
WIN|EnSNlTH'c But Mala :
w Chill TNNIf> ~ CAUSES THAI
WIN TIRED FEEL
WARDS OFF MALARIA AND RESTORES STRENGTH
II not sold by

Ability TO produce cheaply, album
dantly and of the best quality is the
key to success.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-04-09
Brief Reform

"What sore of woman is Mrs. Cad
der?"
"The usual kind, l believe"
"Yes."
after the monthly bills come in
and she's had a heart-tO-heart talk
with Mr.. Calder she practices strict
economy for twenty-fOur hours
Birmingham Age-Herald.