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The Press., 1921-08-25
TRULY WIZARD WITH PEN
EngIishman of Queen EIizabeth's Time Did Work That Probably Never
 Was EquaIed.

England at one time possessed pen man capable of rivaling Nessi Efendi Markarem, an Arab now on visit to Cairo with specimens of his art, in cIuding a grain of rice on which he has written 100 words from the Koran. Peter Bales, as we learn from Rollins hed's Chronicle, put in the compass of a silver penny more things than fill several ordinary pages, and pre- sented Queen Elizabeth with the man. uscript set in a gold ring and covered with a crystal, together with a magni- flying glass so powerful that the queen could easily decipher the manuscript, which she held on her thumbnafl and commended the same to the lords of the council and the ambassadors.
 Bales subsequently, issued a chal- lenge ito the Englishmen and strangers" to write, for a pen of gold of E2O value, in all kinds of hands, best, straightest and fastest" and most kinds of ways, "a full, mean, a small. with line and without line in a slow set hand, a mean facile hand, and a fast running hand" and further, to write "truest and speediest, most secretary and clearlike, from a mans mouth, reading, or prOnOuncing, either English or Latin"
 Another writing master, David John son, accepted the challange, and the contest opened on Michaelmas day, 1895, before five judges and hundred spectators. Bales was adjudged the winner in all three sections, though the competition in "Writing sundry kinds of fair hands" proved a near thing for him. He gained points for the beauty and ''mOst authentic proportion" of his "ROman hand" but Johnson scored more marks in court hand and in ''bas- tard secretary" hand. Bales, being then on his mettle, presented his Mas ter Piece" composed of secretary and Roman hand four ways varied" and offered to fOrego all his previous ad- vantages If Johnson could better it. This proved impossible, so Bales car ried off the gold pen and had it paint ed and set up for his sign.-MancheS- ter GuarOHn
The Press., 1921-08-25
PARAMOUNT THEATRE.

 THURSDAY, Seena Owen and E. K Lincoln in The Woman Changed Drama of Love and Regeneration set in City sums and splendo in the grandeur of tropical isle Super Feature. By Donn Byrne Also a Burton Holiness Doris May and Courtney Foote in The Bronze Bell A smashing a Daredevil Yank who made West meet India. An Ince-Vance Special Also two reel Comedy
 SATURDAY, Jack Perrin in he Torrent from story Sunset in telling tales by George Rx Also reel and Topics. SUNDAY Douglas Fairbanks in his fastest funniest and most Picture 'The Nut" A United Artists Production Also News reel
 MONDAY, Mable Normand in What Happened to Rosa" adapted the story, Rosa Avaro Enrane by Pearl Lenore Also Jack Dempsey in Dare Devil Jack TUESDAY, Constance Binney in Such Little Queen" Also a Magazine reel.
 WEDNESDAY, Wesley Barry in Marshall Neians Speed Burst "Dnty" Mystery, romance, Drama, thrill and quicker a squad turn out! First National Attrac tiOn. Also Magazine reel.
 TOWN HALL. SATURDAY. Doris May and Courtney Foote in The Bronze Special. Also two-reel Comedy. William A. Brady Production, "Lfe Thrills, spectacular daring Romance, sweet and appealing. Conflict excitement, mystery melodrama of startling power combining great love with the most exciting conceived the biggest thriller the stage has known, big the screen Based the play Thomas Buchanan. Also Burton Holmes Meighan in Conrad in Quest of his Youh
The Press., 1921-08-25
Very Likely.

"This yur house shortage pears to be a mighty bad thing in the cities, 'cOrding to what I read in the pa pers," said neighbOr. '"Them devil- ish landlords won't let a feller move in if he's got children
 "Eh-yah," replied Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, Ark. q was reading about that last night, myself. Must be something the matter with them city children. If any durn landlord tried to turn me and my 14 children away. you bet your life them kids would move in just the same, even if they had to tear the house down, and it's tOlla5!e likely they'd feel insulted, and tear 1t down, anyhOw."-Kansas City Star.
The Press., 1921-08-25
$ Dollar Week $ at BidOrini Store

25 Cans Domestic Sardines, Palm
 Brand for $1.OO "A Rolls Toilet Paper, , Oz $1.OO Cans Ib. VeribeSt Pork,
 Beans $1.OO 10 Cans ? ID. Veribest Pork,
 Benas $1.OO 10 Cans 1 lb. Pink Salmon $1.OO Cans ID. Red Alaska Salmon $1.OO 3 Cans 21s Ib. Libby's Pineapple $1.OO Cans lb. Libby's Pineapple $1.OO Cans ID. Royal Ann Cherries $1.OO Cans ? lb. PlO Brand Cherries $1.OO 3 Cans 216 lb. Del Monte Cherries $1.9O Cans 2 lb. Bartlett Pears SI.OO Cans 216 lb Yellow Cling
 Peaches S1.O0 1 Can Malt 11s ID. SI.OO Cans AntipaStO II Sole $1.O0 Cans AntipastO AStrO POlare $1.OO Bottles TamarindO Syrup S1.OO Packages Ideal SeedIeSs Rais-
 ins 12 OF. $1.OO 3 Cans TOnnO in Olive Oil, 7Oz $1.0O Can TOnnO PascO Brand BE Oz $1.OO 8 Cans Tall Libby's EVapOrated
 Milk $1.OO 4 Bottles ID. Veribest Catsup $1.O0 1 Bottle FerrO Kina CaIenO $1.OO 3 Cartoon Silver Queen Coffee $1.OO II Packages Jersey Corn Flakes $1.OO
The Press., 1921-08-25
AUCTION.
H. c. Barlow, AuctiOneer,

ii. C. l1arlOW, -AuCLlOnSeT,
 To close out an unsettled estate of the late J. B. Larned, l will sell at Public Auction al his late residence near the old Hotel at Stafford Street on Saturday September 3rd, at 10 a. m., the following: One Horse Cart, Two Horse Cart, (both good ones), Two Seated Concord. Buggy, Heavy E&- press, Qille new), Top Buggy. One Horse Farm Wagon, (good one), Two Horse Bob Sled, Sleigh, New Horse Rake, 2 Flows, CultiVttOr, CutaWay Harrow, Acme :1arTOW, Stone Boat, New Fan Mill, Corn Sheller, Gris+ Mill, Bone Mill, Betting. Grind Stone, Large lot of new Bolts, Hammers and Small Tools too numerous to mention,
 A LOT OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS
 Glenwood Range, ? Parlor Stoves, Oil Stove, 100 lbs shot, Several Bedsteads, Two Cot Beds Old Fashioned Bureau, Chairs, Stands, Tables, Some Cruckery, Wash Tubs, a medium sized Safe, (and a good one), United States Cream Separator, Cream Tester, 2 Bicycles, Ice Saw, Cross Cut Saws, and many small Tools that are all in good shape.
 Sale positive, unless decidedly stOr- my, then it will be postponed to the next fair week day.
 MRS. ANNA LARNED, Administra- triX.
The Press., 1921-08-25
SOMERS.

MT. and Mrs. Benjamin F. Pinney have issued invitations to the wedding of their daughter, Mabel Winnifred to Douglas A Evans of Danbury, to be held Saturday, September 10.
 Miss Edith K. Battege has returned from visit with friends in West Berlin and now has as g guest Mrs. Fountain of East LongmeadoW.
The Press., 1921-08-25
THE PRESS.
LEWIS MCLAUGHLIN, PUBLISHER
THURSDAY, AUGUST a6, 1ee1.
s2 a year in advanee. When net pald

@2 a year i'm advance. When net paid i'm advance at the rate of @2.2B year,
 Entered as second class matter at the post office at Stafford Springs, Conn. under the act of March 3. 1879.
 Resolutions, obituaries or cards of thanks inserted at cents a line. Births. marriages and deaths inserted free.
 We are not responsible for. nor do we by publishing. endorse the opinion of our correspondents.
 Communications received without signatures always committed to the waste basket without attention.
 Advertisers desiring change should have copy at office by Tuesday at 12 m.. otherwise we cannot guarantee change.
 This paper is mailed regularly to its subscribers until a definite order to discontinue is received and all arrears are paid in full.
 We are always glad to have news items sent in, but request that they reach us by Wednesday morning. or earlier. if possible. It is often nec- essary to abridge items that are re- ceived after Wednesday noon. Forms closed Thursday at a. m.
The Press., 1921-08-25
WELLINGTON.

There will be a dance held at the Bohemian hall in Daleville, Saturday night Music by Klecak's syncOpated orchestra of StaffOrdville.
 Last Saturday at Mansfield, Will lington defeated the Mansfield Train ing School 4 to 0, in a fast game. Royce, WilIington's star pitcher, was in great form, striking out twenty men and allowing only two hits. Next Saturday StOrrs will play at South Wilmington.
 While health permitted we attended the Ashford Bible Day meeting and always with great enjoyment and profit. The Lest reports of the meet ings in recent years have come from Mr. Hall of West Hartford, known to many Press readers through his work as president of the Connecticut Sun day School conventions. A great many readers near and far will gladly share this interesting letter:
 MT. Cosgrove has had delicious peaches in his garden for nearly or quite a month, and every WillingtOn land owner might enjoy the luxury if they would make a point of setting out tree each year. The peach tree is a quick grower but short lived. At Maple Corner for years while this rule of Grandfather Amos was follow ed there were peaches in plenty from early August until late October. The Hill being above the frost line that kills the buds. The finest peaches we ever saw were from stones planted, before the fruit juice was dry, ill a garden bed and stone placed over them to remain until spring when the miracle of fOurishing new tree sprang from the soil. Try it! It is an interesting experiment.
 West Wilmington.
 Miss c. J. Everett is entertaining her cousins, MT. and Mrs. Theodore Appleton and Fred Boltz of Brooklyn N. Y, and George Rennill of Mt Yer non, N. Y. They made the trip by autOmOt ile.
 Friends of Union, near and far, are showing much interest in the coming of Old Home Day at the Center, next Saturday, and also in the special ser vices for Old Home Sunday at the church on the following day. It was interesting and touching to note how many seeming strangers stepped rev. erently into the church, last year, as it was open during the afternoon of Old Home day. The program for Saturday will start with the sports at 10.30 a. ln. Lunch and get acquainted period from 12 to 2 D. m. Sandwiches, pies, coffee, ice cream and soda will be on sale. The speaking will take place at 2 D. III. Woods band will furnish music in the afternoon. There will De danc in the evening. The Sun day services will te held at II a. m.
The Press., 1921-08-25
NOTICE.

The Fiscal Year of the Town of Stafford, 1921, will end August 31st and the Board of Sclectmen will be in ses- sion on that Gay. Bills against the Town should De presented on or before date mentioned. Outstanding checks should be presented at once to the First National Bank for payment
 The above is inserted by order of the SelectnlCn.
 Dated at Stafford. August End, 1921. 4W1S J. CARL CONVERSE. Treasurer
The Press., 1921-08-25
NOTICE.

Every person owning one or more hives of bees must have same register ed at the Town Clerks office on or be- fore October 1st.,under heavy penalty for failure to do so.
 Dated at Stafford, August 5th, 1921. J. CARL CONVERSE, Town Clerk.
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The Press., 1921-08-25
TAN COLLECTIONS WARNING.

Preparatory to closing the tax books for the year ordered by the select men on the goth of August, Bills have owe any amount to the town. On the twentieth of August Levies will be placed on Real Estate while all per sonal property will be attached for taxes. P. J. MURRAY, Collector Town of Stafford
The Press., 1921-08-25

Mrs. Chester W. Pomeroy and little dau ghters, Janette and Catherine, are visiting their parents, MT. and Mrs. A
 Vail Smith in Hazardville.
The Press., 1921-08-25
ASHFORD. WeStfOrsi,

Mr. Gilman and Mrs. Marion Chap l man "ere guests of c. D. Chapman on SunH2y.
 Mrs. Herl crt Buxton from Shrews- tury, MaTs. has teen visiting rela- 1 tiveG here.
 Tie annual bible meeting of last
 week held in Bucks grove was largely ! attended and every one enjoyed it. l MT. and Mrs. w. H. Reed and son, accompanied by Gilbert Willis and family of Manchester, are on a trip north and will visit the White Moun- tains.
 WarrenViIle. o. D. Bakers family are at Vest rock this week.
 Mrs. B. c. Bugbee is home again , after a few weeks spent in Maine. Miss Hazel Reynolds has returned from the summer school at New Ha- ven.
 Mrs. Ellen D. Mathewson has enter tained friends and relatives from Will limantic recently. William Whitehouse has cen visit ing friends in Lyme, where he was one time employed. Rev. B. P. Mathewson of Ashaway, R. l., was the guest of MT. and Mrs. w. L. Durkee the past week. The stork visited the home of MT. and Mrs. Ariel Green on Tuesday the
 16th and left them little son, Edward
 Leroy.
 Mrs. Henrietta Mathewson and
 others, who have been at Pleasant View, R. l., for two weeks, have re-
 turned home.
 Mrs. Edward Marble and daughter,
 Mrs. Howard McGrath, of Worcester
 have been at their old homestead in
 town, recently. MT. and Mrs. Marble
 have just returned from a trip to
 Europe A good number from here attended
 the meeting of the Ashford Union Bi-
 ble society, held at Westford on We'd
 nesday. A beautiful day, central
 grove for meeting and an ample pro-
 gram brought together the usual
 good attendance. The Bible Union
 has just passed a half century of ex-
 istance, and it's annual meeting in
 some section of Ashford, has served
 also as an "Old Home Day." The
 Babcock band of the town furnished
 music. The list of speakers included
 Rev. B. P. Mathewson, Rev. F. A.
 Manderson, Rev. H.. D. Baker, Rev. w..
 B. Lanphear, Rev A. A. Muir, Rev,
 John Miller, Rev. MT. Raymond. Also
 w. H. Hall of West Hartford, Allen B..
 Lincoln of Ashford, and Dr. James h.
 gals of New York
The Press., 1921-08-25

PIGS-S weeks S5.5O, 10 weeks S6.CO, months $7.OO. Bred Sows and Shoatrs our NWn raising. The Old Reliable
The Press., 1921-08-25

FOR SALE Overland Six, PasSen- ger, Continental Motor. In good run ming order.
 HARRISON w. WEBSTER, Stafford.
The Press., 1921-08-25

FOR 'sALE-We nave just received several of the new style No; $0G CON; SOLE TYPE m GTABLE sraG waGTFohASS SreS Magogany and English Brown Mahog anY-price only $250.00. w ould be time. Sold on easy terms of payment
 WENDHEISER'S MUSIC STORE, Rockville. 4w2O Pleasant Country Home and Board Terms Reasonable. Enquire of MRS. E. J. PRATT, West Wilmington, 4wl9 FOUND-A Jersey Heifer about 27 months old, in my pasture on the Han cock place near West Stafford. "3W19 RAMPONE BRODA. If you have farm or land that you wish to sell, write or call on
 H. w. EATON, 2G State street, Hart ford, Conn. 20tf HOUsEwORK wANTED-by a young lady. Inquire at The Press office 19tf FOR sALE-My place on stafford Street.. Fl. c. FISK. FOR SALE-A Camera, nearly new. Can be seen at E. B. Smiths on the road from West Stafford to Crystal Lake. CHARLES THRESHER. "3w19 WANTED-Farm to lease one or two years, with priViledge of buying. SAVERS, R. D. I Box IF, Stafford Springs.
 WANTED-YOur Piano Tuning orders. Our Experts will tune and repair your Piano or Playerpiano promptly. You will be pleased with our work. Satis- faction guaranteed. Telephone or send postal to Wendheis Music Store. Wendheiser Building, Rockville, Conn.
 19tf WANTED-POsitiOn as driver on any machine or truck. Good teamster; can F6cHE Ra214G ET9m box W 4os 10 stsoTS FOR HIRE-7 Passenger, Battle Ship Grey National Day and night service. Phone IA. D. SARTORI. .19tf FOR SALE-A closed top for Ford Runabout. DIR. F. L. SMITH. 18tf DRsSsMAKER-Mrs. Lawrence Pease, Gold street.
 FIRST CLASS CARPENTER-wishes jobbing of all kinds. Inquire Cross St., or write Box 643, borough. "3w1S FARM WANTED-I want to hear from party having farm for sale. Give price and description. B. B. HOWARD, Champaign, Illinois.
 FOR SALE-VICTROLASa and VICTOR RECORDS, all styles on hand ready for immediate delivery: Sold on very very charged. WENDHEISER'S MUSIC STORE. Rockville. 4w2O FOR SALE-We have a 2tenement house, garage and hencoOp, and two acres of land for sale cheap. Located in OrcuttviIe. MURRAY AGENCY, Tel 2S2.
 FOR SALE-BIack Horse, weight 1900 pounds, guaranteed in good shape. Fire built. Price $400 JACOB CHARCHES, Holland Ct. Tel 59-5, Rockville Div. GIRLS WANTED-at the Silk Mill.
 C. A. ROBINSON. 4tf FOR SALE Overland Six, PaSSeTl- ger, Continental Motor. In good run ming order
 HARRISON w. WEBSTER, Stafford. PIGs-s weeks $5.5O, 10 weeks S6.0O, 3 months $7.OO. Bred Sows and Shoatrs our own raising. The Old Reliable New England Live Stock Farm, Salem, Mass
 NubOne Made to measure COrscts- MRS. WALTER A. GREAVES, Tel, 1854, Grant Avenue. AUTOMOBILE- for Hire. Five or 7- passenger. Day or night service Careful driver. Telephone 161-2 = PAUL GENHOLT. 4tf
The Press., 1921-08-25

NubOne Made to mea sure COrscts-
 MRS. WALTER A. GREANES, Tel. 1854, Grant Avenue.
The Press., 1921-08-25

AUTOMOBILE for Hire. Five or 7- passenger. Day or night service Careful driver. Telephone 161-2
 PAUL GENHOLT. 4tf
The Press., 1921-08-25

characterization as driver on any machine or truck. Good teamster; can
 handle from 1 to 16 horses. OWEN TOUGHER, box 406, Stafford. 17tf
The Press., 1921-08-25

Pleasant Country Home and Board Terms Reasonable. Enquire of MRS. E. J. PRATT, West Wilmington, 4w19
The Press., 1921-08-25

FIRST CLASS CARPENTER-wishes jobbing of all kinds. Inquire Cross St., or write Box 643, borough. "3w19
The Press., 1921-08-25

FOUND-A Jersey HeifeF about 27 months old, in my pasture on the Han cock place near West Stafford.
 "3w19 RAMPONE BRODA.
The Press., 1921-08-25

GIRLS WANTED-at the Silk Mill.
 C. X. ROBINSON. 4
The Press., 1921-08-25

DRSSSMAKER-NIrs. Lawrence Pease, Gold street.
The Press., 1921-08-25

FOR SALE-We have a 2-tenement house, garage and hencoop, and two acres of land for sale cheap. Located in Orcuttvile. MURRAY AGENCY, Tel 2S-2.
The Press., 1921-08-25

If you have a farm or land that you wish to sell, write or call on
 H. w. EATON, 26 State street, Hart ford, Conn. 20tf HOUsEWORK WANTED-by young
The Press., 1921-08-25

FOR SALE-Wc nave just received several of the new style No. 3O0S CON SOLE TYPE (TABLE) VICTROLAS finished in beautiful figured figured Magogany and English Brown Mahog- anY-price only $250.00. Would be pleased to show them to you at any time. Sold easy terms of payment.
 WENDHEISER'S MUSIC STORE, Rockville. 4w2O
The Press., 1921-08-25

FOR SALE-BIack Horse, weight 1900 pounds, guaranteed in good shape. Fire built Price $4OO JACOB CHARCHES, Holland Ct. Tel 5@-5, Rockville Div.
The Press., 1921-08-25

FARM WANTED-I want to hear from party having farm for sale. Give price and description. B. B. HOWARD, Champaign, Illinois.
The Press., 1921-08-25

FOR SALE-VICTROLASa and VICTOR RECORDS, all styles on hand ready for immediate delivery. Sold on very easy terms of payment-nO interest charged. WENDHEISER'S MUSIC STORE, Rockville. 4W20
The Press., 1921-08-25

FOR SALE-A Camera, nearly new. Can be seen at E. B. Smiths on the road from West Stafford to Crystal Lake. CHARLES THRESHER. #3w19
The Press., 1921-08-25

Order a quart of "Frozen Pudding" for a dessert on Sunday. "It's Great"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12
A Confession By Us. Ourselves

Yesterday evening, as We were
setting In the sanctum waiting for
time to quit work. we got TO think
Ing about Mrs. Colyum.
There she SETS" says us. to our
selves, up there In our 2x4 apart
ment. one day In and one day out.
with nothin' to do but wash dishes
an cook. then cook some more an
wash some moro dishes. Then when
she gets that done. she's gotta take
care o. tn Little Colyum all day no
he won't got up against the raddy-
after or sumpin.' II amt right. Jun
ius." We went on. That you sho'd
orta neglect her like this. She's tn
wife a. yer bosom, an tn least you
should or,a do II to make her out
L a picture show oncct In n while
For more than an hour or so
we'ii venture 4 say. our thoughts run
along like this. Honest. we did fee
ashamed OF ourscif to think we dom
N'''"h"f '''-
We have In the three years we've
been married,
Then n bright Idea struck us, w
thought. We'll, Junius It's never I
late T. mond-an you're a-gonnS
start tn job this very cvonin.'
SO accordingly, we looks In III
Herald (advD and see whore Ton
Mix was playin' In somcthin' or 9th
or to the Liberty (ady.) SO we. VI
ourselves. hurries there. On ouI
way home. we stopped In the Mar
and bought n box OF cherry cocktails
when we arrived home L ou
apartment and broke the news I,
Mrs Coiyum. She looked kinda fun
ny for n minute. Then she faint
ed, and. you know. Il took two doc
tors three hours to bring her bac)
4 normal. We forgot all about he
heart bcin' weak, God bless her.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12

II is reported that after he Is al
lowed $500 exemption on each OF his
children under the income tax law,
a certain Mormon elder In Salt Lake
City will have something like $iO,-
7bO.36 coming to him from tho gov
ernment.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12
0AS1|F|EDADvERT|5ENENTS

Mr.. Fisherman. Fishing rods made
to order, old rods repaired. Satisfied
customers all over tho U. s. all work
absolutely guaranteed. II you fish or
ever expect to fish write for prices
on repair work and built TO order
rods. Harry ID. Hobson, Lyons, Ore
gon. T-18s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12
MARKET REPORT.

PORTLAND. April l2.-Cattle
firm. choice steers $3.50 to IS; hogs
20 cents higher. prime light hogs
sil and sil.5O: sheep and butter
steady: eggs firm.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12

Thomas A. Edison Is quoted as
saying he never. cares what time It is.
SO Edison IL also the inventor OF the
railroad timetable.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12
The Kicker

We once could write a merry Jingle.
Because ut that time we were single;
But since we accumulated a wife
We annot sing osaye our life'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12

Idea for comic cartoon: Show
a rent profiteor In his office with
copy OF the Golden Rule" framed
above his desk.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12

An Oregon man has sued his wife
for divorce on the grounds OF extreme
cruelty. She used up his last pint
in making mince pies.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12

No famous man ever smoked the
cigars that were named after him.
Motel We ourselves are included
In the above.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12
Ex-sERvICE MEN, ATTENTION.

EX-sERvICE MEN, ATTENTION!
.,un,. klamath Post No. s,
:&A American Legion meets
HXEa at the City Hall on the
WlY first and third Tuesdays
OF each month.
Ex-service men are invited to at
tend the meetings.
For mem bership cards or informa-
tion ex-service men are requested TO
see or write the following officers
]. II. Carnahan, Commander:
Roy N. Fouch. Post Adjutant'
For relief OF employment see or
write the Chairman of The Relief and
Employment Committee. Francis
olds, care Lakeside Lumber com
pany.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12

Cotton exports last year exceeded
those OF any other commodity and
were valued at sl.l36,iOS9l6.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12

waffles are like kisses, maybe, be-
cause they last one tastes best
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12
What's YOur'n?

Each one has his wcaknesses.
And this. I must colfcss. is mine:
! always do as tho agent says,
And sign my name on the lottcd
line.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12

A man who had an extraordinary
run OF luck at Monte Carlo last seas
on attributed his good fortune to a
five franc Louis Philippe coin which
he carried in his pocket. This coin
had been found on the person OF
gambler who had shot himself after
having lost heavily at the tables.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12
It's Really Chronic

It's Really Chronic
When the winds blow soft and baimy'
And the day is nice and warm
We get the old spring fever
In an aggravated form.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12

FOR SALE OR RENT--12 head
work horses. Weight 1850 to 1900
pounds. age to 7 yrs. Inquire l.. Il.
Hollbrook, Malin, Ore. 7-12'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12
WANTED
MISCELLANEOUS

FOR RENT--slocprng room--ll54
Pine 81. 9-ll'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-12

In our opinion tho perfect man Is
the one who can pick n Gillette Safe
ty Razor (advJ blade off n tile floor
without swearing.