The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-07

eth az thee. hIm that would hOf.
row or thee 'ufa not away"
Th" world wyg. roo go tho Aqso.
olhiol thHriilrF, ! pubscribo"
J'.a8 Christ a,ld, Won can't
f"rv' God ana Mummon."
Tn" world HHyH, "God on Sunday.
M'Wmnn through tho rest OF the
week
| Jesus Christ mid. "ioyo your
uolRhbur HH yourself"
The world nays, "Fryl come l..
th"n J. thou ! come again"
Joaus Christ said. "IIm that smIt.
. ON ih"o ON ono check, turn 90 him
the other also"
Tho world aaya, "Cnll COP"
Jesus christ Eid. net him that
w among you without Eln cast the
. trHt stoue'
Tho world aays, Choose Judges
/ mot know the law ana VIII give n
| decision in your favor n you put
! them tberc"
Jesus Christ enid. "whosoovcr
! would De great among you. let him
/ be- servant ~ ALL"
Tho world says. ~ you want 10
ne some pumpkins, you must koop
Josus Christ said what God
hath Joined together let not man
/ put nsundcr"
Tho world says. 81 Will divorce
you ana marry another woman and
thot viii not be sln."
YOU liol
Opposes Divorce.
Tho only Srripturai grounds for
divorce ls adultery. when II comes
TO tho divorce question I am Ru-
man catholic from he top of my
head to tho bottom of my feet / be-
lievc the Bible teaches that YOU
have "a right my friond. 10 get n dI.
vorco ON Scripturai grounds. but
you never have right To remnrry
as long es the one from whom you
are divorced ~ alive.
| am an ordained minister o: the
Gospel, 30 help me God | shall never
prostitute my manhood and high
ana honorable calling TO unite I'm
marriage amy man or woman that
hna ever hucu divorced Tor anv rcn-
son, as long as the man or woman
from whom no Or che is divorced IL
alive
one dav In Chicago fellow
came up md rang the dnorboll. aud
oh, he was dressed M To kIi HAD
on a silk I'd, hc had diamond In
hls shirt front as big aa hickory
nut. patent leather shoes. Prince
Albert coat, SILK lined, hung below
HIS kneos. And thoro was a girl
about eighteen years Of ago-n
peach or a girl---onc OF these kind
~ girls you'd involunthrily turn and
look at twlco N YOU saw her on the
street standing by his side.
So he tipped his I'D and mid,
Does the Reverend Mr., Sunday
live hcre?"
l said, II am he"
lie aaid, win you officiate at
our wedding7"
said. Have you the marriage
Ito said. sure. Mike-''
! said I'm from Missouri. come
acroas "
So he pulled # out and looked
ai Il and ] said, THAT looks good
To me"
said, "Havo either OF you been
married hcfore9"
Hc said, mot the young lady. I
have"
\ I said "Your wife living or
Ho said "she's alive"
said, "r-at lt--twenty-thrce 10.
YOU, you lobster"
He said, what do YOU mean ."
| said, 81 mean according 10 my
Interpretation OF the bible | haven't !
any right to hook you up to that /
girl"
lie said. II have a license here
from the county clerk"
said, Some things that are To- /
Enlly right ARE morally rotten.
That's one Of them"
said, Perhaps the fellow that
onginecfN tho brick choose box
around the corner viii tie you up
Tor a ten-Spot but not your Uncle !
Fuller"
a man comes 10 me and saws 'I
have been married and divorced
living unh1ppily-. what will I doo"
! said, II would go home and get
down on my Nnecs and say, Look
hoe, Lord, I've sinucd against YOU.
irpnaCTcsscd your Laws, forgive me
Get M and trot square and 20 de.
cent That's thu b,st advice I can
glye YOU under the circumstances
Now listcu' why call vc mo
ord Lord, and cd not the things
| say
Meaning OF Charity.
In tho works OF hcncvoicucr7
! how much do you give? / don't
want 20 do anything TO dcSpiso
scientific charity, | don't care TO
DO anything Of that sort, but ustonl
THAT doesn't mean that IL fellow
meets you on the street aud asks
you for your clothea that you'ye
got TO yank them or and give them
10 MN and 20 homo clothed In
sunshine,
That doesn't moan II some lazy
Wop that never worked I'm his llfc |
asks YOU Co got out ~ your auto
mobile that YOU climb out and let
him get I'm and drive away and YOU
hot t-huot a.