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The Washington times., 1921-05-27
Mr.. B. Baer

THESE ARE MY JEWELS.
Administration win hold
autopsy on trade condi-
tions. VIII confab with
Wall Street in non-partisan
effort to tax germ that
killed foreign trade. Our
Bullshevik export trade
with Russia has fallen OF
to mere thousand per diem.
Big bank presidents COM
plain that Europe has lost
confidence in US. They
haven't borrowed anything
in almost two cuckoos of
the clock. We must trade
with Europe even IL we
give two tens for ave.
Looks like tough condi-
tons are over. Everything
Is coming down. Wages,
ceilings Of bunEalows. also
last summers straw hat
from attic
Many wealthy women
have been gyped Of gems
recently. Newport lady put
priceless Tiffany souvenirs
on back window sill to cool
of like home made pie.
They disappeared easily.
She toddled into suffragettc
swoon. Notified police. They
found Jewels in pawnshop
where she had hooked 'en.
Most society jewel thcfts
are inside jobs. Lady loses
million dollar handful of
fake jewels and sQuawks
for six columns on irst
page Paperhanser might
lose whole bucketful of
same kind of paste, but
takes his loss like q paper
hanger. Any time society
bird wants picture In pa
per, she swallows her
Adams apple and complains
to headquarters.
Report steps forth that
priceless Adams apple has
been pinched. Or II may
be wart that has been In
family for years. Poor man
can lose everything he has,
but papers print highway
mans name frst.
Lady wearing Jewels that
make her look like an
old-fashioned chandelier all
lighted up for occasion will
attend fashionable dance.
Jewels evaporate like dew
In forest fire. She screams.
Search everybody. Police
rush In just in time to be
searched. too.
After It's all cured, po-
lice find they've lost but
tons off coats. Jewels are
found in fashionable speak =
easy where lady buys her
groceries. Public Is let into
secret at three cents per
copy.
Ano ther romance II
suuaAhsd
The Washington times., 1921-05-27
HIS FRAT PIN.

he wore mis- collage frat pfe
lust southwark OF his heart,
And vowed that from that resting pSo1o
The pin should ne'er depart.
Years passed and yet n foupd hta
Sinnch. and firm, and pat.
Wearing his college frat pin
In nopor Of his frat.
One day two. eyes confused h,ru-
HE hieh IDEALS took chase,
They cossed the iitti- frat pin
From its old abiding pIsca
And now they have . bungalow
With welcome" on the mat
And tho frat Pic fastens kAby's ceo<A0
In bonor Of the fraA 4
The Washington times., 1921-05-27
Gs1liEARl. nSSEEnis9

FEW WORDS TELL MUCH.
Mama said-'"Mama's boy.
Don't cry.
What hurts?
Oh, my!'
Johnny said-"June bug,
Bundle bee.
Got 'em mixed.
oh, me !" w. L.
The Washington times., 1921-05-27
rHE REVEREND DIR. S. ED
WARD YOUNG, following Edi-

w AAsD \ OOANNt AOAAO"AAAo 1000
sons example, has made up q
list of questions affecting religion,
and character.
1t is an interesting QUESTIONABLE.
Many serious readers of this news
paper will take up the questions
With the family old and young and
,ncourage-the YOUNG especially
% give answers to the questions off
hand. Such family discussion is ex-
.ellent for the minds Of the young,
els there q Supreme Bsings
What proofs there Of His sx-
tstence?
what is Hi. relation to the uni
verse!
what is your, right relation to
Him,
"what should be your relation to
every other human being?
= Name . book that sets forth ado
auAtely these relationships.
did God ever dwell in mortal
flesh?
state the evidence that Jesus
Christ was God.
What 10 sin?
How many sinners are there In
the world today?
what effect has sin upon the
Ainner?
How can the effects of sin be
counteracted?
lis there forgiveness with Godf
ITO what extent?
by whom and what means?
"If you believe the Bible, wherein
should your life differ from thoae
who believe 1t notf
'Is there life for you after this
life?
Whereby can you make sure of
d. In which respects should your.
belief in 1t lead you to live differ
emily here and, nowf
In what sense Is It possible for
God to dwell in you and under what
conditions?
"cite Instances Of glazing public
sims in this community.
Whose business Is 1t to lessen
them!
Define your own duty with refer
ence to them.
SHOULD We do anything to pass
on our light from God to those who
have IL not the world around?
what would be . reasonable per-
eentage Of our income to devote to
this?
How much time should we set
apart each day to religion improve
ment and service?
Ought q spiritually minded per-
son to be less or more joyful than
others?
Mention some Of the advantages
from trying to find out Gods will
for our lives and then doing It.
"tTo be answered to yourself
alone.)
which IL your strongest tempta-
ton?
How shall II be met?
Which qualities have you that
can specially help other people?
BY which career can you best
serve God and brother Humankind
Nearly all these questions apply
o people of all religious denomina-
The Washington times., 1921-05-27

at must have taken an awfuliy
big whale To swallow Jonah
TNot necessarily. I've known
some mighty small fish to swallow
full size schooners." HARVARD.
This envelope reached the editor
Of II and 8:
Mr.. Postman, Mr.. Postman.
TO do what Is right
You must deliver this
To Bill Price.
Fred--Her father has q cold ola
. osition.
Ned-Ysa. he ussd TO be an Toe
A>nlAx. HAYWARD,
The Washington times., 1921-05-27
NEW PARIS GOWNS.

A headline in the New York
world. says JULES B., Is SEA
WEED GOWNS VOGUE IN
PARIS" He supposes they are
akin to the see-more styles IN
this country. Anyhow. he hopes
to sail for Paris at an early date.
The Washington times., 1921-05-27

She asked him for his photograph
He gave it-who could blame himr
/ think because they're married now
CHEVY.
The Washington times., 1921-05-27


Search out the weakest points.
And always scrape the buttons on
At the most annoying points?
want . cabin where the old brown thrush
Pipes TO her young in Spring . tunefui
note
want a valley full OF loving slush.
And dope for BILL, the kind l used to
wrote. MILO ID.
CRYPTOGRAPHY.
]. ]. GALLAGHER has several in
teresting code letters he will give TO
the code fans of II and s. he says
that the Gaelic code OF the Irish re-
publican army IL exceedingly clever
and unique, but for obvious reasons
he does not OFFER IL.
The secret message below Is solvcc,
he says. by one or more methods, and
In an example from Lord Bacon's DE
Augmentis Scientiarum:"
SHALL BE MUCH OBLIGED
TO YOU. As READING ALONE
ENGAGES MY ATTENTION AT
PRESENT, If YOU WILL LENO
NE ANY ONE or THE 8 vol
UMEs or THE SPECTATOR
HOPE YOU WILL EXCUSE
THIS FREEDOM, But FOR
WINTERS EVENING, DON'T
KNOW A BETTER ENTERTAIN
MENT. II FAIL To RETURN
IT SOON, NEVER TRUST ME-
FOR THE TINE TO CONE.
Gallagher adds: IF. J. Schwaos
cipher message by Benjamin Franklin
was solved by Edgar Allen Poe but
for some unknown reason was never
made public. The British foreign Of
nee. in offering a key to a similar code.
explains As follows: The number -
aftr another figure cuts of all he
syIIables of that word or words OF
that oh rAse except the first
The Washington times., 1921-05-27

AM ther romance 10
auuaAhed
The Washington times., 1921-05-27

After It's all cured, DO
lice find they've lost but
tons off coats. Jewels are
found In fashionable speak
easy where lady buys her
groceries. Public r. let into
secret at three cents per
copy.
The Washington times., 1921-05-27

Nearly all these questions apply
to people of all religious denomina-
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06
Mrs, Arthur Holm returned tn he

Mrs. Arthur Holm returned to her
home in Atwater last Thursday after
a visit with relatives here.
Prank Welsh of De Graft spent a
couple Of days the latter part of last
week visiting relatives here.
Mercedes Newman left Saturday
tc spend her vacation at her parental
home near New London.
Mrs. Healy of Spicer spent short
time here on Monday while enroute
for visit in Minneapolis
Miss Esther Ryan of De Graft
spent few days last week visiting
relatives here.
Mrs. w. l.. Rairdin of Los Angel
es, Cal, Mrs. J. H. Hancock of Sun
River. Mont, and Mrs. J. e. Johnston
OF Omaha, Neb., visited from Friday
until Tuesday at the A. E. Anderberg
home. .:".sas4IH
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06
Burbank Sunday school just before

Burbank Sunday school just before
sermon.
Everybody invited.
LUTHERAN FREE CHURCH
Nico!ay Nilsen, pastor
Services Sunday morning 1920.
Sunday school at noon.
Evening services, English, 7:45.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening.
Ladies Aid with Mrs. E. Kallevik on
April 9TH.
Confirmation class Saturday after
noon, 1870:
Teachers meeting announced for
Friday evening has been postponed
to a later date.
SWED. MISSION CHURCH
G. N. Tegnell, pastor
Sunday school $3.50.
Morning service 1915.
Young peoples meeting Gas.
Evening service 1880.
The evening service will be in Eng
lish. Subject for the sermon will be:
"Are You Willing to Pay the Price,"
The choir will sing.
All cordially welcome.
V1NJE LUTHERAN CHURCH
Amt Waller, pastor
Services in English next Sunday at
1000 A class of five will be con-
firmed at this service. Rev. J. N An
derson of Story City, a., will preach.
The Sunday school meets at II M
Song service in the evening at 500
The confirmants meet every Satur-
day, the English class at $3.50 a. m.
and the Norwegian Class at p. m.
The Benacta Young Ladies Society
meets on Monday evening, April 18th,
at 7:45. Agnes Dalen and Edna XII.
land will entertain,
The Vik0r Ladies Aid meets with
Mrs. Ole Skaftedahl on Wed, April 10.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06

Inc V1Kor Young Peoples Society
meets at the home of T. O. Sletten on
Friday evening, April 18th, at 500.
FIRST METHODIST CHURCH
Corner Trott Ave and 4th Street w.
Luther C. Benson, pastor
Services Sunday morning at TO-:
o'clock, and in the evening at eight
o'clock. The orchestra plays every
Sunday evening. Good singing and
friendly church. We invite you to
our services.
Sunday school at II O'clock Our
Sunday school offers the best in Bible
helps and methods. Good teachers
are in charge Of classes for every age,
and grade.
Epworth League devotional service
at o'clock p. m.
Mid week service every Thursday
at p. m.
BETHEL LUTHERAN
Cor. Becker Ave and Second Str. So.
Jesper Holmquist, pastor
Services Sunday morning in the
Swedish language at 1890.
Sunday school at IL: IS.
Junior Mission Society meets Gun
day afternoon at o'clock.
Evening service in the English lang
uage at 8 o'clock.
Bethe! Mems Society meets Thurs
day Of this week at 8 p. m.
Bethel Young Peoples Society meets
Wednesday of next week, the 18th.
Good program at 8 p. m. Refresh
ments served after program.
The Fidelis meets next Monday the
18th at the home of Miss Virginia
Nordstrom, $40 Sd St. E. The Society
will be entertained by the Misses Vir-
ginia Nordstrom and Verna VAIL
strand.
THE FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
Corner Trott Ave. and Third Street
Ernest A. Lagerstrom, pastor
A hearty welcome awaits you at all
our services beginning, Sunday, April
10th.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06
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REFORMED CHURCH OF ROSE
Sunday, April 10th, service in the
English language at 2 P. M.
Peter siegers, Minister.
EAGLE LAKE CHURCH
Services Sunday April 10, at 1O:3O,
by Rev. E. E. Gynild.
Confirmation class meets at the
church Saturday at 10 o'clock.
GREEN LAKE CHURCH
Service next Sunday April 10 COM
mencing at 1920 a. m.
Young Peoples Society in the eve
ming at 1880.
MAMRELUND CONGREGATION
C. O. Bergquist, pastor
Service in the English language on
Sunday school at 10 a. m. The Luther
League meets next Friday evening.
LUNDBY MISSION
G. G. Strom, pastor
Services next Friday, April 8, at s
o'clock p m. by Rev. A. J. Edwin Of
Minneapolis and on Sunday, April 10,
at 1870 o'clock p. IN. by Rev. Strom
in the English language.
SWEDISH M. E. CHURCH
Rev. E. A. Walquist Of Minneapolis
will preach at Oak Park next Sunday,
at 1890 a. m. =.
At Kandiyohi at o'clock in the
afternoon.
Willmar at 1890 in the evening.
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST SCIEN-
Sunday service at 10:45 an.
Subject: Are Sin, Disease and Death
Real.
Wednesday service at p. m.
All are welcome to these services.
Free reading room in church editice
open every Wednesday from: 2 to 4
p. m.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCHES
Rev. T. NJ. Findley, will conduct re-
= ligious services Sunday, April 10th, as
follows:
Spicer 10: IS a. m.
Burbank 3 p. m. ~. - :
New London 7:45 p. m.
New London annual congregational
meeting Monday, April 18th, at 8 p. m
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06
Card Of Thanks

We wish to thank all kind neigh
bors and friends who by word and
deed showed us their sympathy at the
time of the sickness and death of our
beloved father. We are very grateful
to Miss Holmgren for the song rend-
cred, and to those who donated the
beautiful flowers.
Mr.. and Mrs. c.. F. Akerson.
Mr. and Mrs. c.. G. Akerson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gust Linman.
Mrs. Peter Wicklander.
Augusta, Gustaf, Oscar and
August Carlberg.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06

Thursday afternoon this week the
Mission Circle will hold their monthly
gathering in II the Sunday school
rooms. Mesdames e. T. Hanson, O..
II. >Ekdahl, and MT. Hermans0n will
serve refreshments. A cordial invi-
tatlon is extended to you. 49,. =
| The World Wide Guild will meet
Friday evening this week at the home
or Miss Ruby Boom, 72A Second Str
T. An excellent program will be
| rendered. - '3%#
Sunday, $3.50 a. m. Sunday school,
Inc whole congregation in the, Sun
day School in Bible Study is our aim
Come, and let US help you to help
some one else: - ~ = i. =. ~
10:45 a. m. Divine worship in the
Swedish language.
$50 p. m. Young Peoples devotion
| al service.
1880 p. m. Peoples Popular Sunday
Service of Song and Sermon. Theme
for sermon: where Are the Dead?"
Excellent singing a special feature.
monday, 7:15 p. m. Teachers meet
ing.
| 7:45 p. m. Salvation Army Mass
Meeting and Rally.
Tuesday, 7:45 p. m. Young Peoples
Church Night.
Thursday, 7:45 p. m. Mid week de-
votional services
THE FIRST PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH
]. Renwick, Mccullough, pastor
A welcome awaits you at every SER
vice. You will find that we can help
you and you can help US.
Services for the week of April 10
as follows:
Sunday:
1890 a. m. Divine worship.
IL M. Our Sabbath school, with but
one purpose, and that to serve.
$3.50 p. m. Junior Endeavor Society.
Gas p. m. intermediate and Senior
Societies.
1880 p. m. Gospel and Song service
Second sermon in the series: "Mys-
terry Parallels" Theme: "The Weeds
in; Gods Acre."
Monday evening the Altrurians
meet with Mrs A. B. Losleben, All 4th
St. E.
Tuesday evening at 1880 the regu-
lar annual congregational business
for the purpose Of electing two trus
tees and three elders, and to transact
such other business as may legally
come before the meeting.
"Wednesday evening" "PreSbVterian
Church Night"
400 p m. Evening Choir rehearsal.
$50 p. M: Study class in Modern
Religious Movements.
$3.50 p. m. Supper. Il
/ 1880 p. m. Prayer meeting in which
| we study the book of Revelation.
$3.50 p. m. Meeting Of the Session
Morning choir rehearsal.
Friday evening the Junior Ehdea-
vor Society will hold their social.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06

visit at the Mrs. Ida Stromert home.
Miss Frances Nelson left Satur-
day for weeks visit at the Clifford
Norman home in Montevideo.
Miss Evelyn Swenson returned
last Friday to Mankato to resume her
studies at the business college,
Mrs. l.. Nepsund and daughter Al.
ma returned to their home in Spicer
last Friday. While in Willmar they
were guests at the Hans Hendrickson
home.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06
BERKNESS, LUNDBERG & co.
GENERAL MERCHANTS
Willmar, MINI.
April, s, 1921.

and Patrons:
Have called at 20 Of
Spring and Summer goods?
have only viii you enjoy
examining this merchandise,
thing you to buy.
Besides large goods,
ready to-wear, have
Draperes your special atten
tion at this time, being the
We have Curtain
Marqu at ct and up
Nets, So and Cretonnes
So wi pay you % look these over
the pr ces low,
We offer special lie Curt some
what soiled, Of at verv
Sincerely
Berkness,
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06

MISS Mabel Olson of Fahlun spent
the latter part of last week visiting
friends in Willmar
MIR. and Mrs. Geo. Becker of Itch
field and Mr. and Mrs Arthur G.. Err
ickson autoed and spent Sunday with
relatives at Grove City.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06
Gard of Thanks

We feel deeply indebted and crate
full to those who so sympathetically
sought to lessen our burden of sor-
row during our recent loss of our be-
loved daughter and sister, Amy. Those
who so kindly donated floral tributes
during her illness as we'll as after her
death, are likewise the objects of our
sincerest thanks and gratitude.
Peter J. Berg and Family.
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. G. Teander of
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1921-04-06

The Vik0r Young Peoples Society
meets at the home of T. O. Sletten on
Friday evening, April 18th, at 500.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-12-30
FOR i y u \ \

rot, MA Cnniiuusd Coid T'i17y, B"tnr.
d"Y Cloudy ana Warm"r.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-30

Lots 81 isSoss Being taken
1kto Sxeden

stockholm, NOV, Hipi- running
into Sweden from Germany has deyel;
oped into somet thin1k lfke a pubic
scandal. say, Swelish newspapeRs.
The broken nature ,of the coast line
and tie .tkousaAds of small ISLANDS
dotting the ssA appfc are all IN
favor 81 SINUS kSrinE enter prise. ,.s
The craft engaged ia this trade are
generally snail, fast-sailfhk sch0oners,
captafned as 4 rule ~ ex officers d
the imperial German navy. Many Of
the Shippers bear names well known
In the records tof Submarine activity;
Their daring and experience makes II
very diflicult for Swedish cOastguards
to stop them. ,,sSE .,.
From .Eevai, Rostotk, stettin, ,Lu-
beck and other German ports these
vessels put to sea, their cargo always
consigned, according I'D the. ships pa
pers, to some Finnish port. Once
among the rocky archipelago OF east
ern Sweden, the cargo is landed piece
meal after nightfall on the rocks,
from which it is later removed ny ac-
completes ashore who have widely
ramifed organization for the Island
distribution Of the goods.
This Illicit traffic is said by SWed-
ish papers to be enormous. The pa
pers are full Of stirring stories about
smugglers and their doings. They re-
main outside the territorial waters,
cruising about until their friSnds
seize their chance to rush out IN last
motor boats, often in heavy gale,
tranship the liquor and disappear in
the dangerous labyrinth OF the aFchi',
pelagO.
Lately the police have started a
scheme to beat the rum-runners az
their own game. The other day po'
lice boat, camouhaged as q smuggling
craft, boarded German schooner anu
loaIei up to the gunwale from the
schoo hold, unconscious Vt the
fact that the schooner was Just out
side the territorial limit. When the
policemen tried to leave the schooner
without paying, the smuggler.,
threatened to throw them overheard
and there was nothing for them but
to pay for the liquor ssa
In another case, the correspond
ent was told, gale blew up soon al
ter tho coast guards had boarded d
ship which happened to be within the
three mile limit and. owing to the
dangerous coast, the ship had to put
,1ut to sea, taking the Swedish guards
away to Germany. :,
In Sweden and In Finland many OF
the coast population get their living II
by smuggling and refuse to go tishlns
and carry on. their legitimate trades. !ss.
In Finland, where total ,prohiDitlon
prevails, conditions are !. even worse
than iii sweden. Fishing there mas
entirely ceased, 1t is said, because
rumfrunning is far more pro1tabie'
business.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-30
G. H. GUSTAFS0N
ISSUES ,|; WARNING
Says Farmers Should BE Pro
tected From Fakers

Chicago, Nov. 3o-C. Ii. Gustafa2n,
president Of the U. s. Grain Growers,
Inc, proposed to tie National Asso-
citation OF State Marketing Officials
here today that it take steps for the
protection of farmers from fake CO.
operative schemes. Mr.. GustafsOn
heads the largest cooperative grain
marketing corporation of farmers in
the country
A number of strictly commercial
concerns have been floated under the
guise of cooperative enterprise, he
reported. Frequently these have just
enough Of the earmarks of coopera-
tive organizations to mislead and mis-
guide, he said.
The cooperative movement has at
tanned q place, and gathered momen-
tum that was undreamed of a few
Years ago" Mr.. Gustafson declared.
Naturally it has created opportunity
for fraud and Misrepresentation by
! men and organizations with selfish
and unworthy purposes"
! Mr.. Gustafson told the state mar
keting officials that no objection
could be made to their discourage
ment or organizations having for their
purpose merely the exploitation Of CO.
operative sentiment.
i believe that much good might be
done" he said, through campaign
Of education that does not directly at
tack any one by name but which is
directed toward driving home certain
! fundamentals of cooperation" Z.
The cooperative grain marketing
leader defended governmental mar
keting agencies which have been crit
icized for aiding farmers in develop
ing the cooperative marketing Of their
products. He declared he was op-
posed to government aid and subsidy
of any industry.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-30

y a ID y i
general status 81 the Philippine
Islands continue until the people have
had time to absorb and thoroughly
master the powers already in their
hands,
"We recommend that the RESPONSE,
bio representatives OF the United
States, the governor general, have au.,
thority commensurate with the re-.
sponsibilities with his position. IN
case Of failure to secure the necsss
sary corrective action by the Philip
pine legislature we recommend that
uongrcss declare nun and void legts.
lat'on which has been enacted dimin-
ishing. limiting or dividing the. an;
thorlty granted the governor general
under act, 80. 240. of the, Sixty .ourtd
corgless known us the, Jones Bill.
w recommend that in case OF q
deadlock between the governor gen.
eral and tie Philippine senate in the
confirmation Of 1appoin ntments that tho
president Of the United Staes be. a,,,
thorized to make and render the fina;
decision. s.Ys ~;
we recommend that under ho
"Reminiscences should the American
gcvernre ent ps,s,mtt to be established I
in the Phitippfne Islands 4 situat tson
which would leave the Unfted States
in d position Of responsibility with
out authority" -