New-York tribune., 1921-10-08

complaint Of folonious assault battery
and mayhem against the defendant!
lie hit me twenty times, Judge, with
out provocation! I only hit him eight
times. Send him to Jail for life, please
Judge. He's bad mani
No, judge, that isn't ALL This pris-
oner not only hit me with his bat but
he threw 1926 balls at me, and he
would have hit me with the plate only
he couldn't pry it loose. Judge. that
man is certainly no good.
Prisoner to the bar! What have YOU
TO say in answer TO these charges ?
And tell the court why judgment should
not be pronounced upon YOU forth
with.
Yes, judge, your honor. 1t was this
way; | was going right along, minding
my own business, when this man
sucked his thumb at me, Judge, and
began to throw things at me. | only
asst hlm to please stop, at first, Judge
nuC ne wouldn't pay no attention, your
hcnor, and then he started yelling
Eeney, meeny, miney, mo, catch A
Giant by the toe; if he hollers. make
it five in a row.
that's no way to treat d man, Judge.
and when he kept on pestering me
just nat rally mislaid my temper and
tusted hlm good, your honor.
Case is dismissed! Now, you two
hcJs run away and see if you CAM pat
along better in the future. The ideai
and both OF YOU raised in the family.
! too. The idea,
Shawkey handed the Giants their
hrst two runs on silver platters
Brothers Barnes and Bancroft GETTING
home when Bob walked them on balls
Jess and Dave rolled home on ball
bearings, as it we're
For an hour before the game began
Nick Altrock and Al Schachf' tho no.
torious "hot dog Salome dancers M from ,1u
the Washington American League team
thrllled the thirty-odd thousands in
the stands by doing their specially in
'front.' OF the box occupied by Judge
lands. When Salome Al performed
The bologna snake dance before Ecrod
Nick, ending with wicked "shimmvo
just before he floppcd on Hank Pa
blan turf, the house went loco. The
Versatl!e Mex also scored shut-o
Win ms self-starting wrestling stunt.
IN me course Of which he threw him
self with combined head scissors.
wrist hold and head lock.
When Babe Ruth stepped up to the
plate IN the first inning end famed
himself out OF the picture he wac
crowned with the order of the viii
Raspberry by the boys in the bleach
eFa. On the last swpe at the mares
ePldermls Bambino hit the ozone So
hard that he raised Il black and blue
spot on the air ~
Bob Meusel, after landing a wicked
right hook on the pill in The secorJ second
.hnlhg started tearing around tha
cases on one wheel. He reached tbird
"hen flpp came through with sborT
swat put ne skidded out when he vas
''S ing TO make home and mother.
In the third inning. when Our ril.s
"nAS put tour large aces over the
plate Mister Toney was lifted rirht
out Of the pitchers box bv the ue" soat atsne M
MS AAlckerbookers and planted on the
monfners bench by j. j. McGraw. Esn
MF; barnes OF New York" was nut in
r r. req $ place. and stuck right there to
lhe end ol all things, and then he stucl,
some more. until ali the little Huu-
men WISHED Fred would 90 and take a
running Jump for himself.
Hughie Jennings, coaching OH third
Ease, Ti wqs making a light lunch off
Henry fabian's turf
In The fifth Mister Ruth aeain took
three mau-sized swats ~ the RAN ard
hubhed each time Babe meet The air,
Sixth Inning Not thing