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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
Upton TIPS

According to the Clovis Journal, shoe
was all that could be found of a missing wom-
She left something of value Some leave
only worthless husband.
Q O 9
The absent minded woman who fought with
a man, hid his body under the bed and forgot
all about it until the next day when she was
sweeping, of course couldn't expect to remem-
Der how it all happened
o o o .
This is to be fruitful year of political
plums and pruned salaries
. Q
London policemen taught jitsu as
of self-defense If these crime waves
keep spreading they'll need some extra train
ing to keep them in the swim.
81 take a great deal of pride in the fact
that Bits chickens won first prize at the
show"
Help raise emp"
Eyes, 1 had a garden next door" Y
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
THE MARATHON OF THE MIssUs.

Consider the housewife.
Statisticians have figured out that in the
preparation of meals for average family, she
walks two miles day--in the kitchen alone.
Can we wonder That from time to time she asks
for vacuum cleaner, electric washing ma
chine an electric sewing machine, auto
matte carpet sweeper, fireless cooker, a
heatless stove, what-not?
While earning battery keeps going, it be-
hooves to give her all these things. In case
our own motor gives out-and that sometimes may
happen when try to equip these modern cleo
trifed wives-why then the dear things will have
to content themselves with brooms and washboards
and other obsolete utensils.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
OUR PLATFORM.

I. A primary election law which will re-
store the power to the hands OF the people,
where IL belongs. iets}''
g., A comparison commission Of three or
five TO have Charge OF our school and institu.
tional lands, and the permanent trust funds
derived therefrom. s..
8. A fair, adequate and just tax law which
win equitably distribute the burdens OF gov
ernment We have especial reference TO the
mining tax laws, although we will seek to
reach any other eyaders.s big or little, whom
we find. We favor q mine tar law based
upon an nd valorem property basis. as other
property is taxed. -.
4. A fuller budget system for the state in
an effort to put state expenditures ON an eff
cent, economical and progressive basis,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
AN UNWELcoME MESSAGE.
CHAPTER XVI.

Y CTIAPTER XVI.
You may be sure | had plenty to
tell Tom when he came home. AS
! described our shopping trip and
then the luncheon, really tried to
keep all the longing and envy out
of my voice. But Tom know at
once almost just how | felt, and
said rather grimly:
New York hotels are good
places for poor people to keep
away from"
"But | didn't spend anything!"
I FASTENED to tell him.
"No, but you We're with some
one who did and just being in
such places will make you discon-
tented. Then, Sue there is another
reason why you shouldn't accept
such invitations. We can't afford
to return them, and ! will not be
under obligations to anyone
To my relief the bell rang just
then. was afraid Tom was going
to forbid me to go to luncheon
with Helen Thurston again. He
answered the ring and returned
with an ominous yellow envelope in
his hand. I was still enough of n
country girl to be frightened at
the sight of a telegram and gasped'
"Open it quickly, Toni"
He read it frowning, then an
impatient exclamation escaped
him.
What is it, Tom? Do tell me"
impatiently l implored.
"Oh, Haviland (his brOther-in-
law wants me to run over to New
Haven on a FOOLS errand."
Veering Thoughts.
What about"
ooh, some old stuff connected
with fathers business. ] hate to
spend the money, but suppose
had better go. I'll have just time
enough to catch train" he added,
as he looked at his watch.
I helped him with his coat, and
with a hurried kiss he was gone.
1t was the first night | had spent
alone since we had been married,
and / wondered how | was TO pass
it. I read a while, but could not
fix my mind on what | was read
ing. 1t continually reverted to the
luncheon / had had with Helen
Thurston, her-tO ne reckless
shopping, and her smart, stylish
clothes.
In spite of my resolve to be con-
tented with what Tom could give
me, | found myself wondering how
she managed to have so much to
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
NY HUSBAND, ND! AND !|:y.||
IS I'm Name pneps -EgSS
NEza P1asps

spend on herself and her own
pleasures, and planning how | also
might do some of the things, so
envied her doing.
She had offered to introduce me
to her tailor; really to vouch for
me. All I had to do was to pay as
| could to secure a stylish dress.
Why wait until / had scrimped and
saved enough to get it, when /
might have the pleasure and COM
fort of wearing it while paying for
it. Then too, | needed some light
colored shoes. Nearly every wom-
an at the Halldorf wore them. |
hadn't seen many people who look
ed from the country; they all look
ed and acted terribly cityfied 10
me.
Long after my usual bedtime I
sat scheming and planning how |
was to have and do as | longed
without making Tom angry.
Mans Denseness.
Tom didn't understand. All wo-
men loved pretty clothes. Why
should he expect me to be differ
ent? The last waking thought |
nag was m, mele err 10 ,nrN
with Iielen l ilutSton III ne l ni,,i. w.
ing l Woulo ASK leer d"ott l1H'' rs
an ola uIess' anu IL sue "itp.ru ~
take me 10 ilet tdiipt aS'ili, MN
go ana taiK WIN MI No",,.r :
ORDER anything "lIhV |,, On, p7 l,,
MISSION puC II Wouiui. oo p ,rS
harhl 10 AK "oo"t d sui -. e..
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07

Ifyou are not willing to eat the peels OF fruits
and vegetables and the husks Of grain SO as to
get sufficient quantity Of organic iron for your
blood. as nature intended you should do. then
YOU should eat plenty,o iron-containing foods
ike spinach, carrots and baked apples and re-
inforce them from time to time with little
organic iron. which you can obtain from your
druggist under the name Of Nuxated Iron.
Nuxated Iron represents organic iron in such
highly concentrated form that one dose OF it
Is estimated to be approximately equivalent lin
organic iEon content) to eating hall quart OF
spinach, one quart OF green vegetables or four
large apples. It's like taking extract of beef in
stead Of eating pounds Of meat. Nuxated Iron
Is partially predigested andready for almostim-
blood while metallic iron is iron Just asi comes
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
igf {&{s;sz ' $50
@u tsura.Akazs@s"
L~urN,AKKku,as1

two gallons of boiling water in the
washboiler, will work wonders in
the dirt on white clothes.
When grease has stopped up the
drain pipe of the sink, a generous
amount of kerosene should be
poured down at night and in the
morning a strong solution COM
posed of hot water and ammonia
Cor hot water and washing soda)
should also be poured down; this
combination of grease-cutters will
save the expense of calling in a
plumber.
Last week / published in this
column n formula for Kerosene
Emulsion to use on house plants
which have become infested with
plant-lice
And still there are many, many
other ways of using kerosene,
which | have not mentioned! But
the efficient housekeeper will find
them all, thus getting the maximum
amount of work out of her can OF
kerosene.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07

sang in answer to Nurse James
question.
"Oh, so your mother wants to
have us at her party, does she?"
asked the muskrat lady.
"She does!' sang the piggy boys
together.
wen be there!" promised I'm.
Gle Wiggily Then Curly and Flop
by made more low and polite bows
with their funny. wrinkling. rub
berry noses, and away they marched
through the snow,
ooh, my! SO much to do to get
ready to go to the pig lady's par
lty!" sighed Nurse Jane. Pm all
81
But Uncle Wiggily was not. All
he did was to twinkle his pink nose
sort of sidewalks, get out his red,
white and blue striped rheumatism
crutch, and his tall silk hat and
he was ready. sr .
. Off over the fields Uncle Wiggiiy
and Nurse Jane started at last for
Mrs. TwistytaiIs party. But they
had not gone very far before. all at
once, they heard a quacking voice
call: M u.-.' ~.
"oh, Tn so hungry! Pm very
hungry
This must be one of the VIII
blewobble ducks!" said Uncle Wig
gily. II have a piece of cherry pie
in my pocket, and I'll feed them"
But when the quacking voice
came nearer Uncle Wiggily and
Nurse Jane saw that it was not one
of the WibbleWobble ducks, but.
INSTEAD, wild duck. ...r..,
"Oh, thank you SO much for this
bit of cherry pie" quacked the wild
duck. "Pll save a piece for my
husband" ..
Have you a husband?" asked
Nurse Jane.
ooh. yes, indeed, and his name
is Rudy Duck, or Dumb Bird. as
he is called in New England" said
the wild duck lady my husband
is off now looking for something to
eat. He'll be glad to have a lit
tie lunch"
Just then Nurse Jane began
looking all around her on the snow
and near the little frozen pond,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07

duces salaries of employees receiving less than
a year Is per cent. ..
Chicago spring clothing market opens with
prices we'll below those of 1920.
Wages of all employees of the Detroit United
Railway company reduced about 20 per cent. Only
platform men are exempt, for the time being.
The N. & G. Taylor company tin plate manu-
facturers employing about 200 men, of Cumber-
land Maryland, announce reduction of from 10
to 20 per cent in wages, effective upon resumption
of operations. ..HEES .-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
TOURIST CAVES IN {
A VEGAS BUILDING
WITH RAMPANT CAR


Especial Correspondence to The JournaI)
Las Vegas. N. M. Jan. 6.--The
front of the two-story frame build
ing at 412 Grand avenue was caved
in Tuesday night by an automobile
that backed across the street from
the White garage. Hing Wah Lea,
who conducts a laundry in the
building, had narrow escape
from being crushed. As it was he
stumbled into big pan of hot
starch. The damage to the build
ing, which is one of the Oldest in
the city md once was occupied by
some of the first families, is con-
siderable. The driver of the car
was tourist, and he got away
without leaving his name or any
thing with which to pay for the
damage. -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
THE ROYAL MATRIMONIAL SHORTAGE.

European royalty has something else to worry
about. There few kingdoms left that
crowned matchmakers being compelled to
negotiate childhood betrothals in order to avoid
marriages with mere pebeians-which, of course,
would do.
The acuteness OF the situation has been brought
home by the reports that Spain and Belgium are
contemplating a matrimonial alliance The Prince
of the Asturias is not IA, and Princess Marie of
Belgium is II.
Anything will be better, of course than per-
hitting either of these two young people to wed
persons outside of their clahss, you know.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
JUSTFOLKS
Copyright 1920. by Edgar A. Guest.
TO J. L., WHO PRESENTED THE WRITER
WITH A SILVER-MOUNTED CANE.

Here is a prop against grim Times decay,
staunch straight friend on which some
day Ito lean; ...
A brown malacca-as palm it's seen
The sun of Asia rise to mark the day;
Then dusky natives cut its fronds away
And toiled until it's sides were polished clean,
Oceans and skies great spaces stretched be-
tween
Its forest birthplace and our U. S. A.
Men toied for money when they cut it down.
For money 1t carried DER the sea,
For money it was bartered in the town,
The jeweler who graved It earned his fee; :
But here at last the tides of commerce end, -
IT'S now the priceless symbol of friend. I;
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
[Il[zSla,XE A|| I|iEE |l aH

Canadian wheat largely. if not ais
together.
D. Corn and oats swayed with wheat
but kept within a narrower range.
Liberal receipts of corn counted as
something of an offset to the bull
ish influence of wheat. Provisions
rallied with grain.
Closing prices:
Wheat-March, $1.73%; May.
$1.67A.
Corn-May, SIC; July, 76kc.
Oats-May, 49c; July, 48Ac.
Pork-Jan., $1,000.
Lard-Jan., 1910; May. 1880.
Ribs-Jan., SLIT; May, S12.47s
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
THE PEPTINuST.

The peptimist is one who works
with most exceeding vim, and sets
example to the shirks who may
keep tab on him SO many men,
with dragging feet, go to their
tasks each day; with frowns they
shack the ears of wheat and
thrash the bales of shay. With
scowls they ply the shining saw
or WELD the useful churn; they're
only happy when they draw the
pay they think they earn. And
when there is a slump in trade, ana
worknen must be fired, these dele
gates are first to fade-theyve
made the bosses tired. The pepd-
mist has taken pride in labors safe
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
FRANCE BANIsHEs THE OFFICIAL KISS.

No more shall the president of France embrace
a bearded poilu he pins him the Legion of
Honor. No shall a sedate judge over
whemed by the fire of French attorney, arise
from his bench and eXclaim Spoken like true
Frenchman lie. embrace you"
The official kiss is being discontinued in France.
1t is estimated that the president o. the French
republic has kissed one thousand faces bearded
and unbearded every year
As for the unofficial kss-Ah monsieur, that
is entirely another matter
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
NJ NERS WILL OPEN
BASKETBALL SEASON.
WITH VARSITY HERE
Special Correspondence to The journal.

Special Correspondence to The Journai.)
Socorro, N. NJ, Jan. 6.--The bas-
betball games for the coming sea-
son are almost all definitely sched-
uled for the School of Mines. At
present it is somewhat uncertain
If the Military institute will play
here and if the team will play the
Bisbee Y. M. c. A. on its trip to
Arizona.
The first game will probably be
at Albuquerque with the University
of New Mexico on January Is. Feb
ruary IL the team will play the
State Normal at Silver City. This
will be the first game of a weeks
trip. Following this game the team
will play two games with the Uni
versity Of Arizona at Tucson, then
possibly the Y. NJ. c. A. at Bisbee.
From there the team will journey
to Ell Paso and play the Texas
School of Mines, and from there to
Las Cruces. Here the team will
play the Aggies, which will be the
last game of the trip. .
Following is the schedule: ~.
January 2S, N. M. s. M. and
Varsity at albuquerque. II
February Z, N. M. M. I. and N.
NJ. s. M. at Socorro.
February IA or Is. Texas Miners
at Socorro.
February ri, N. M. S. M. and
State Normal at Silver City. d
February % and %, N. NJ. S. M.
and U. of Arizona at Tucson.
February "a, N. M. s. M. and
Bisbee Y. M. c. A. at Bisbee.
February IS, N M S. M. and
Texas Miners at Eel Paso.
February 26, N. NJ. S. NJ. and
Aggies at El Paso.
March /, U. of Arizona at So
zorro.
March 10, Aggies at Socorro.
March 20 or 26, Varsity at So
zorro.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
CHICAGO PRODUCE.

Chicago. Jan. 6.-Butter-Mar-
ket lower. Creamery extras. SIC;
standards, 4Sc,
Eggs-Market higher. Receipts
!, 1852 cases. Firsts. 66@67c; ordi-
nary firsts, 58@63c; at mark,
cases included. 5S@64c; refrigera-
tor firsts. 56@57c; refrigerator
extras, 57h @58kc. .
Poultry-Alive, higher. Fowls,
csc; springs, csc; turkeys, 40c.
Potatoes-Market firm. Receipts
"a cars. Northern white. sacked,
$1.30@1.40 cwt.; no sales in bulk.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07

and sane, whatever tool he may
have piled, a corkscrew or a plane.
He did not go with dragging step
when morning whistles blew; in
every notion there was pep, no
sulky fits he threw. And when a
slump intrade appears, and work.
men are laid off, the boss an
nounces, through his tears, Wen
keep this hustling toff We can't
afford to let him go, he's such a
useful man; we'H keep him,
thcugh~-te Fem and Joe we must
attach the can" The peptimist Is
in demand wherever commerce
dwells: he makes his progress
through the land, and wears MS
string of bells.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07

from the action Of various acids ON small pieces
Of iron. stl.ll-s
To prove to yourself what Nuxated Iron win
90, get your doctor to take a speci men OF your
blood and make blood count" Of your red
blood corpuscles, then take Nuxated Iron for 4
month and have a new blood count" madd
and see how your red blood corpuscles havs
increased and how much purer and richer yon
blood has become how much stronger and bets
ter you feel; a'so note how the color has CONG
has made in your nerves. t
Over 600 600 people annually are using
NuIated Iron. If you are not feeling quite w
TO the mark telephone for a package today.
Your money will be refunded by the manufac-
turersn you DO not obtain perfectly satisfactory
results At all druggists
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
Kansas City Livestock.

Kansas City. Jan. Cattle
Receipts $500. Beef steers and
butcher stock steady to 25c higher.
Top steers. $1,000; choice cows,
1925; good heifers, $7.50@7.65;
other classes steady; Gamers most-
ly $3.00@3.25; bulk desirable veal-
ers, $1,000. AL.
Hogs-Receipts 1000. Market
opened with few sales to shippers
steady to loo lower. mostly steady.
closing active, fully steady. Top
butchers to packers, $3.50; light
lights, $3.50; bulk of sales, $500,
9.25; pigs, $1,000. .s. t4t
Sheep-Receipts 5000. Market
fully 25c higher. Ewes. $3.50;
lambs csc to 40c higher; eight cars
Colorado lambs. $10.75.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
LIVESTOCK MARKETS.
Chicago Livestock.

Chicago, Jan. 6.-Cattle---Re-
ceipts $4,000. Beef steers gener-
ally steady; spots strong to higher
early. Top. $11,50; bulk, $500
1925; butcher stock opened steady
but undertone weak; bulls, $500
700; calves steady; bulk. $4,000,
1925; bulls. stockers and feeders
steady; bolognas mostly $500,
6.25.
Hogs-Receipts $1,000. Market
fairly active, steady to 10c lower
than yesterdays average. Bulk de-
sirable 80 to 100 pounds, 1915 al
$50.
Sheep-Receipts 10000. Sheep
and lambs soc to 75c higher. Top
lambs, $12.15; bulk, $11.00@12.00;
best ewes, $500; bulk, $4.0O@5.00;
feeders steady.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
NEW YORK METALS,

New York. Jan. G.-Tin--Firm,
Spot, $38.00@38.50; futures, $3S.75
@3925.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Zinc-Steady. East st. Louis spot,
$500 5.62.
Other metals unchanged.
Bar silver-Domestic, unchang-
ed; foreign. 68Sc.
Mexican dollars-52Ac
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07

New York. Jan. 6.--Stock trad
ing today was lively and broad and
price movements were mainly to-
ward substantially higher levels.
Selling to insure profits caused oc-
casional reactions, but a strong
tone prevailed among faVorite is
sues at the close.
The advance derived much of its
impetus from further accumula-
Ition of copper, motor. steel, equip
ment and shipping issues. together
with any miscellaneous shares
which suffered severely in Decem-
Der, but now are in demand be-
cause Of seemingly improved con-
ditions.
Foreign exchange opened strong,
but soon cancelled much Of yester-
days "advance. especially British
bills. Gables reported the suspen-
sion of an international bank in the
British metropolis and the failure
of Liverpool cotton firm.
Dealings in stocks were most
active during the final hour under
leadership of Crucible Steel, Gen
eral Asphalt and the rubbers. these
and kindred issues showing net
gains of two to five points. Oils
also hardened. but were restrained
by pressure against Mexican Pc
troleum and rails forfeited part or
their advance. Sales. $4,000
shares.
Bonds, notably convertible rails,
were active and materially higher,
as well as some foreign issues. par
ticularly the Swiss division. There
was q good inquiry for Liberties,
most of which closed at gains.
Total sales. par value. s18,075,O0
Old United States bonds unchanged
on call.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
Denver Livestock,

Renver Jan. 6.-Cattle-Re-
ceipts 100. Market steady. Beef
steers, $7.OO@9.0O; cows and heif-
ers, $5.00@7.00; calves, $1,000
1915; stockers and feeders, $1,000
500. 44
Hogs-Receipts 1900. Market
i5c to 25c lower. Top. $3.50; bulk,
$S.50@9.25. ID
Sheep-Receipts LOO. Market
higher Lambs, $9.00@10.25; ewes,
$2.5O@S.75; feeder lambs. $500;
900. =
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
LIBERTY BONDS.

New York. Jan. 6.-Liberty
bonds closed active at; 3As, $3.50;
first As. $500; second As. $500;
first ANS, $SI40; second Ans,
$500; third AIS. 5000; fourth
4hs. $S7.25; Victory 3As. $96.S6;
Victory ANS, 5000.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
NEW YORK MONEY.

New York. Jan. 6.-Prime mer-
camille paper unchanged; exchange
firm; sterling demand. $3.62A;
cables, $3.63R.
Time loafls-Steady. unchanged.
Call money-Steady. High, low,
ruling rate, offered at and last
loan, per cent; closing bid, 6 per
cent.
Sterling declined in the late deal
ings. Demand, $3.6O3s; cables,
$3.61h.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
THE DOWNWARD TREND.

How decided is the downward trend both in
prices and wages was we'll illustrated Tuesday night
in the report sent over the wires by The Asso-
ciated Press. ~. 10 ~. -.....-. .......-
Here are the cnts reported on that night alone.
american Smelling and Refining company re-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
NEW YORK COTTON.

New York. Jan. 6.--Cotton flu
lures closed steady. Jan, 1900;
March. 1917; May, 1915; July,
1923; Oct, 1925.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
KANSAS CITY PRODUCE.

Kansas City, Jan. 6-Eggs-Mar-
ket &c higher. Firsts. 5Sc; Sec
onds, 49c.
Butter and poultry. unchanged.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07

The kings of Norway, Sweden
and Denmark are now the only
foreign sovereigns, who, are hon-
orary admirals In the British navy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07

Fireworks, in the modern sense
of the word, can be traced back to
the close of the thirteenth century.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07

THERE BLOOD coRPUsCLES IN YOUR BLOOD
AND EACH ONE MUST HAVE IRON.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-07
Are You Full Of Life and Energy
at SO? Still Going Strong No?
Then Eat More Spinach and Carrots with Organic Iron
to Help Give You Rich, Red Blood and Revitalize
Your Wornout Exhausted Nerves Z

YOU CANNOT BE STRONG WELL WITHOUT PLENTY IRON IN
YOUR BLOOD Without fon food into
living tissue and therefore nothing good
you DO not get sufficient strength and of it.
Thousands Of people suffer from the blood and weak
and aing all the while WITHOUT SUSPECTNG THE REAL
CAUSE THEIR
oop