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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23
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BACK AGAIN.

BACK AGAIN.
The cat, who's been spending the
summer at ease,
Is mastheaded now in the tops OF
the trees.
You'll notice the dear little children
Don't leave out their toys overnight
any more.
The neighbors. abandoning pressing
affairs,
Are hastily picking their apples and
pears.
The village is reused from its sum-
mer repose;
And why? Do you wonder? Ask
Tommy-he knows.
The gardener has hidden the tools
in the shed
And locks up the door when he goes
off TO bed.
The groceryman pauses before he
comes in,
To look all about with an uneasy
grin.
While the boy down the street gets
himself on guard.
And carries a club as he walks past
the yard.
Alarm has invaded the place for a
season,
And Tommy can probably tell you
the reason.
The pup is proclaiming his noisy de-
light;
He is certain, once more. that the
world Is all right
There's a racing through rooms. and
a banging of doors,
And rattle on stairs. and a thump-
ing on floors.
The fungoes are flying again DER the
lawn;
That crash on the porch means a
window pane gone.
From which you may gather the
brief information
That Tommy is home from his sum-
mer vacation.
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23
4 COMPOSITE MEETING OF ALL
THE LUNCH CLUBS.

President calls meeting 10 order,
reminding everybody that they must
/ keep up their attendance TO matter
how II hurts
Announces ball game 70 occupy the
time from 3 o'clock, when the meet
ing finally breaks up because there IS
nobody left in the room. until dark.
The brothers are urged TO turn out
In body the following night in full
uniform, to drive 10 Walkerton for
the purpose OF attending a charter
night celebration. On the following
afternoon you are asked to report
at the Oliver hotel at 2 o'clock with
your machines to take the hosteIers
from Bucher's livery for a short ride
over the city. They need the air.
A stable gets so close IN this warm
weather.
Friday night. the entire bunch will
please report at o'clock at Leeper
park, the purpose OF the meeting be-
ing TO feed the fish in the duck
pond. We cannot AFFORD TO neglect
the poor fishes.
After the announcements are
made, the president introduces Pro-
fessor You-Should-Ask-Me. the re-
nowned Scandinavian misft, now
playing at the Royal theater. matt
nee and nights. % IS and so cents
plus war tax. who will entertain and
educate with a program Of mental
telepathic Inconsistencies.
Gentlemen, the professor.
The professor asks his large and
intelligent audience to write down
something he may desire his little
lady TO do. A dozen ginks write in
dustrlously. The slips OF paper are
collected and the professor makes a
few mystic passes, which causes the
lady assistant to spring up and sing
School Days" The professor then
asks for 4 one dollar bill and gets
IT, much to his surprise. without
looking at the bill, he calls off the
numbers on 1t from the other side
OF the room.
After the professor has departed,
IL is revealed that nobody wrote down
no orders for the dame to sing school
days and the gent that produced the
dollar bill had it slipped to him by
the professor before the meeting
took up!
A speaker is then introduced, who
is just desperate over the way the
world has fell down on the gigantic
task Of feeding the starving Belgian
police dogs. He points out that,
didn't the Belgian police dogs win
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23
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the war and Il amt right that now
the war IS over. We Lorget all about
the duty we owe TO them. A couple
OF club members are heard 70 say,
''Doggone it." and a collection is
quickly raised.
Another speaker bellows for 20
minutes that we have got TO get
settlement out Of Germany and make
peace with her, TO get business back
TO normally IN this country. He
points out further that we've got 70
have peace Immediately because sup
posing there was another war show
ed up, this country couldn't be in
two wars with Germany at onct. Tsis
wouldn't do, the speaker explains,
because naturally we would want 70
fight for democracy IL everybody else
was
The third speaker takes up the in
ternational exchange problem. Asia
owes China 100000 yen on its war
debt The speaker suggests that
China pay its debt to Asia by work
ing It out. although he admits that
this will mean a good deal OF laundry
work on China's part, considering the
fact that the average cost Of a good,
high grade, a, No. l Chinese wash
ing costs only about half q y3n.
And further, the speaker points
out the countries owing China
Spain, the Rock of Gibraltar. Rhode
Island and the Tropic OF Cancer
amt none too good financially, with
the result that there has been lot
of monkey business in connection
with paying off China Why only
last week, according to the speaker.
the Duke of Spain sent a certified
check 10 China 10 pay on account.
It's said the Queen of China, in
good faith while going through the
kings trousers on a lucky hunch the
day the check arrived, found 1t and
went shopping. She had the check
cashed in a bird store and later the
bird store man found that the check
wasn't worth the paper it was wrote
on. The Duke Of Spain had double
crossed them with a bum check, and
maybe you think hell wasn't break
ing around that bird store when the
dukes duplicity was uncovered.
The speaker ended his remarks by
saying the international exchange
problem has reached a critical stage
and something must be did. He
thought the matter could be settled
with the passing Of a collection,
which was done. After two more
collections, the club adjourned for
the ball game.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23

Each leaves his symbol when his
work is done,
Some marked by steel and some by
finished stone;
BY something real the worth of
man is known,
To win the praise Of these who fol-
low on.
But when the voice Of sweetness
fades away
Men may remember, for a little
while.
The songs which set their spirits
all a-smile
But music passes with its house Of
clay.
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23
Business Onnnrtnnitv

Some text book publisher ought
10 get the list OF members Of the
Ku Klux Khan and distribute spell
ers among EN-.
Came on a Gloucester Schooner.
General Foch has been invited to
the disarmament conference. The
two Haigs are already here.
And Vice Versa
Ocean hotel keepers are being be-
sieged with applications for rooms
next season from people who spent
last season in the mountains.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23

He's never wasted a minute
In all Of his busy life.
He's labored for all there's in It,
And out Of the strain and strife
He's gathered his share Of treasure
And. by the large. guess
He's won to a goodly measure
OF what we may call Success.
But he's sort of "dreary divil,"
He's kind Of a gloomy oaf,
For he doesn't know how to frivol.
He's never learned how to loaf.
You see he has never tasted
The merry and joyous tang
That you get from moments wasted
Along with a jolly gang!
Yes. time is a jewel precious,
We shouldn't forget its cost,
We shouldn't let fools enmesh US
In follies where time is lost;
But it's fun, sometimes, TO sidle
Away from the daily grind
And simply be gay and idle
With never a task in mind.
He's never wasted a minute
But sought for his goal Away,
And, trying so hard to win it,
He never has learned to play;
He's steady in his endeavor
And rich in his golden grist,
His moments are wasted never
But-think Of the fun he's missed!
Copyright, 1920.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23
BETTER
lToledo Now Boz

Cost Of running the national government in Au-
gust "only" s2s1.157S47. That's for actual
government operation. not counting the financing
OF the public debt
It's s3O66O.722 less than in July The saving Will
make taxpayers rejoice
Army and navy departments. however, in August
spent 100000. which is more than il normally
cost 10 the whole machinery national govern
ment before the war. The guns we pack stin
costing at the rate OF s1.14O.0OO 900 a year More
noEAr that disarmament cnnfarsnnAi
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23
PROFITS
Memphis Press.)

An Iowa farmer says he IS S27OO poorer after two
years work He got that much less for his crops
that what they actually cost him TO produce
That's tough on the farmer. but he isn't alone in
his misery. Corporations that passing dividends
and eating into their SURPRISES viii join him IN his
mournfu song.
So. too. VIII the jobless whose savings are dis
appearing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23
OH. WURR4. WURRA.

Are messages from the Great Unknown binding
upon terrestrial courts? Partisan judges TO
know that they properly estimate the plea OF
Madame walska for a divorce.
This temperamen$al singer. whose voice enthralls,
has gone solemnly and based her plea
upon the allegation that she has received directions
from the spirit of her former husband longer of
earth, to do this thing
When she remarked after his death. she
nounced the world that she was doing in re-
stect for a mystic spirit command from him.
Is there place where knowledge is absolute
and where mistakes happen? 1t would seem
not diva's claim to communication is taken
seriously.
might be well to take all the facts into
sderaton. the least important of which is that,
his life time the communicating husband"
a famous neurologst, specialized in the mental
flights of women. and fell in love with the singer
while she was his patient and under treatment for
mental depression
Religion is easier to set than to keep.
Some men are wen-to-do because they hard
to do
When wife says she needs coat hubby buys
her paint.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23

Chinese are appearing IN Paris.
where they are seeking work as do
mestic servants
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23

When wife says she needs new coat hubby buys
her paint.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23
Saturday
Special

Heavy Leatherette gloves
that were S1.75-Saturday
only at Sl.00 pair.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23

Religion is easier to set than to keep.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23

Some men are wen-to-dO because they are hard
TO
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-23
Flannelettes

36-inch Flannelettes. in
pretty floral and Japanese
designs, all colors-25c a
yard.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
BY HENRY l.. FARRELL.

Omitted Press Stah Correspondent
NEW YORK.-Georges Carpenter
will not retire from the ring after
his fight with Dempsey for the
worlds championship, Francois Des-
camps. his manager. said here today.
Carpenter first considered retire
ment from tho ring after the battle
Of his life, but he has changed his
mind" his manager and trainer said.
"Win or lose, Georges will con-
tinuc TO meet an comers from either
side of the water. He will maintain
his training camp at La Guerche. a
suburb Of Paris. making his home ir
Paris. as at present.
IF nc wins. he will defend tho
worlds title against all challengers.
II he loses, he will defend his present
title as light heavyweight champion
Of the world"
Shortly after Carpenter was mar
ried, II was announced by the French
man that Nine. Carpenter didn't like
the idea OF having her husband
knocked around by strange men and
that he would retire from the ring
after meeting Dempsey.
This was considered a very logical
step. since il was thought that Car
pentier. being in no need OF remuner-
alton from his ring activities, was
merely seeking glory, and that he
would win no prestige by losing TO
Dempsey.
Cynics on this side OF the water
wailed-"If he wins, Of course, he
will retire. The title will be put on
cold storage in Paris with the ma
tional relics and il will never be
fought for in his day"
Public opinion more than anything
else forced Carpenter to waive the
objections of his wife and remain in
the ring. according to Descamps.
when the announcement OF his
retiromen. was made in France. his
countrymen raised such a chorus Of
protest that he was forced 10 retract
his statements.
Friends OF Georges said 1t would
be "A shame for him to cut his career
short Just when he was in his prime
for sentimental reasons They also
pointed out to him that he belonged
10 his country and that he had his
nation to consider more than himself.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
EXPECT GOVERNOR
AT POPPY DAY DANCE

Arrangements are complete 90
"carry on" Poppy Day. Tuesday
May %. as set apart by the John l..
Fisher Naval Post. No. rs. Ameri-
can Legion The purpose OF this
day is two-fold. First. To make
drive for the sale OF poppics. the
proceeds 20 go 20 the children In the
devastated regions OF France. sec
ondly. 20 hold celebration IN the
form OF "a dance and 500 party at
the Hotel DUPONT for the benefit OF
the "buddies" who are In hospitals
and In need Of assistance.
The sponsors for the dance and
500 are. Mrs. Donald S. Ashhrook.
Mrs. Joseph Bancroft. Mrs John
Bancroft. Mrs willard Han Porter.
Mrs Robert "A. Richards and Mrs.
william G. Speakman.
Governor Denney and his staff
have been invited.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
RULES BAR TRACK
MEN OVERRIDING

ANN ARBOR. Mich.-High school
athletes who compete in track meets
in Ann Arbor in the future. will not
be allowed TO enter too many events
and overdo. II rules recently adopt
ed are rigidly enforced.
These rules were framed by Coach
Steve Farrell. OF Michigan. and
Coach Jack Moakley. OF Cornell
following a track meet.
Contestants in the 44o-yard dash
and half-mile run cannot compete Ia
any other events that day. Those
entering the iOO-yard dash. go dash.
100 low hurdles and 22O low hurdles
can compete In but one other event.
exclusive OF tho 440 dash and the
half-mile.
Mile runners can compete in no
other vent.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
STUDENTS HAVE
PLATOON SHOOT
Brown and Terrill Make
Score of 90 Out of Pos
sible 100
MEDALS AWARDED
WINNING TEAM
Special to The Evening Journal.

Special 10 The Evening Journal
NEWARK. May 19.-In the inter-
platoon rife shoot between platoons
u the r. o. T. c. OF the University of
Delaware after three days shooting,
the Second A platoon team won the
shoot with a score OF $50. First B
was second with a total Of S44 out OF
a possible 100 shots and Second B
team was third.
Bronze medals we're awarded each
member Of the winning team at a
battalion review before DR.. Walter
Huilihen. president OF the college.
members Of the faculties OF the two
colleges. and students Of the Womens
College. held this morning. Captain
Wise, was in charge OF the team that
won the shoot.
The work OF the students in these
shoots has been encouraging for
those interested in target work. The
Individual getting the highest score
is entitled 10 a sterling silver medal
j. ". Brown and Milton W. Terrill,
OF S29 Jackson street. Wilmington.
were high men as TO the number OF
targets hit. Each had a score Of 90
out Of a possible 100. In the shoot
cn between Terrill and Brown this
morning, the former won.
The shoot has been in charge Of
the executive committee OF non-R.
o. r. c. men, consisting OF Walter
ID. Holton, chairman, Paul Wintrup
and II. r. Cole.
The summary Of the six teams fol-
lows.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
st. Hedwig'S A. A. Dots
BY "GUESS WHO"

Smokeri Smokerl Smokeri
All you hght fans get yourselves
set for a real setto next Tuesday at
Mod jeslSa Hall
Joe Gawinski. why aid you wear
those glasses last Saturday night7
You couldn't have seen with a tel
escope.
Our next show will be an all-star
card. so keep your eyes on the papers
for the card.
Bill smulskL better known as
~Onions." Is cunning for Johnny
Horba-
Champy is dead. all but the dirt.
Johnny Horba and Sammy Brit
ton will hl 90 per cent OF our dou-
BILE windup at our neu show. How
does that sound?
Where did that trio get their hair
cut7 You look like three marble
posts in a graveyard.
Jack Birowski. shafer Big Chief.
Kidder Gawinskl Johnnie Burke.
Big Bear and Red Welsh carried all
the honors at our set out Saturday
night. but you ought TO have seen
them Sunday morning, looking for
Sloan's nniment.
What's the matter XIII? Did you
forget TO wash your eyes after TAX
ing part in the minstrel show the
other night
George Rittenhouse you are some
rooter. but don't get excited and
splash all over the other fans pres
ent.
johnnie Horba will catch the nu
sitting up too late in Deiamore
Park with -. on Dimples.
kid!
At our affair last Saturday night
somebody shouted Lets put tho
lights out" Pinkey has his hat or
Let us know when you arc COINS
TO sing az a wedding again Jack
Zabielski and we will be up early
7 20 dig YOU some worms.
Doc Pawlikowski you are som'
bear when IL comes 10 hugging. W,
saw you hugging around the piano
all the evening. Saturday.
, Kid Zulu what was that you wcr,
following up the avenue Saturda,
night?
when it comes 20 frog huntini
Jimmy Kerns is right there. H'
shot the gun and they an croaked
1, Jimmy Rogers you better get YOU
nerves in condition for our mex
show for there sure will be som'
, cNlitcmont
Well, How is Napoleon makini
out Steve. Gid da gid cp,
Although Bin Ponnel is not
gambler he can MAKE a haul any ol'
time.
| Chatter chatter. chatter Ira
| the clubs parrot. is In again.
| OH Winsel Kid oh. Kadie CIR
| Gidda did out.
II John Yasik made a hit with n
new solo entitled you may Eng,
! for a while but I'll nail you In th
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
CARP COULDN'T
LIFT MIDGET COUION.

PARIS.-Trying TO hoist
Johnny Coulon. ex-bantam
champion. is the rage IN Paris.
Coulon is still getting away
with his resistance trick.
Even Georges Carpenter.
now pointed toward go 90
now In America for his title
match with Jack Dempsey.
fivvored when he tried TO lift
the midget or the floor.
Il have Travelled all over
Europe" says Coulon. "and no
one can solve my secret
My act consists Of shadow
boxing. demonstrating the
Dempsey heart sock and the
Carpenter one-two punch and
then I invite the strong men of
my audiences TO try To- lift me.
81 came 90 Europe primarily
20 get match with Jimmy
Wilde. The Welshman broke
his hand In the Herman bout
SO have been unable TO book
the match"
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
DEFIANCE AUXnIARY DANCE.

The Ladies Auxiliary Of the De-
nance Athletic Association will give
a dance az pythian Castle on next
Tuesday evening This dance will be
the first Of a series of social affairs
which tho auxiliary will hold dur
ing the season. Tho committee is
planning 20 include in its program
both the old and new dances. Music
will he furnished by Birds Or
chcstra.
The committee comprises Mrs
Gertrude shannon. chairman. Cath
crime Whaien. Ethel Shields, Mary
Mclaughlin. Anne Lacy and Sarah
GarNey.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19

London. middle-weight wrestling
champion OF Delaware. will wrestle
Jim Torso at the y. NJ. G.. A. Smoke
less Smoker" tonight. London
weighs 162 pounds and is ready to
meet al comers weighing up to $50
pounds.
The "smokeless Smoker" promises
20 be the best stag entertainment
the "Y" has put on this season. The
program will open with musical Sc
lcctions by the No. "a School or
chestra OF twelve pieces. which is
one OF the best junior orchestras in
the city. Physical Director Sparks
and his boy tumblers will be seen in
some new stunts. John Y. Cooper
Evening journal., 1921-05-19

has arranged a card Of snappy
wrestling and boxing bouts The
Philadelphia Central "Y" IS send
ing over three Of their best wrestlers
and one boxer. There will be three
lively set-toos with the gloves. and
director Kadel promises 10 put on
a surprise stunt that viii positively
o.. the funniest thing ever seen in
Wilmington. The whole program will
Doe short and snappy and ful OF
pep. after which Harry Link and
his entertainment and reception
committee. will lead the way 10 the
rcfreshmont tables where there will
be things TO tickle tho palate.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
Win or Lose, Carpenter
will Keep on Fighting

so. all in an. Carpenter has de-
cided 20 stay in the ring. He will
have time 10 take care Of his extern
sive business enterprises between
fights
Although he was sincere in his
intentions to quit the game. I felt all
along that he would be unable 10 do
Il. as he had made boxing his iife's
work. He has been in the ring since
he was "a years Of age and the game
has worked such a fascination on
him that perhaps he will never COM
pletely lose IT,"
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
nRoMNsoN rs. nLAcK soX.

Brownson Will lineup against the
Black Sox this evening al Third and
Adams streets. Brown, the hashy
shortstop Of the Baltimore Black
Sox. will appear In the lineup
against the library boys.
Manager Purnen. Of the Black
sox. will use Logan on the Mound,
with siegers doing the receiving
Dan Toomio. Brownson's star
who was injured in Tuesdays game
l will be IL the lineup this evening
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
SCOTT IN ALI-wLNuNGToN-

Marshanton. OF the Suburban
League has lost Walt Scott. who
has signed an Wilmington League
contract to play with the Neighhor-
hood team.
Within the last two weeks, Play
ers Benson. Young. Ward and Scott
have been dropped from the Mar
shallton roster.
Coyle. the former Keystone and
Eleventh Warder, has been signed
20 mn the position made vacant by
Scott
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
EVERY TIGER SCORED.

In slow and uninteresting game
the Tigers OF No, 2S school trium-
phed over Mohawk Jrs... yesterday.
l3 TO 1. Every boy OF the winners
had at least one hit. while everybody
crossed the home plate. The stars
Of the game were Sparks. Moore
and Matt Of the winners. The bat
teries Tigors-Mooro and Bush:
Mohawk-FoXwoll. Townsend. Reilly
and Seville. This was tho Tigers
sixth won out Of eight starts.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
SMYRNA HANGS
K.O. ON MIDDLETOWN

At smyrna yesterday afternoon.
Harvey FAIRIES Smyrna team shut
out Middlctown 20 o. Both Poore
for the visitors and Honecker for
the home team. twirled fine arti-
cue of ball. two hits being the total
for the locals while Middletown se-
cured five. Dickinson getting two.
The score.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
American League.
THEY ALLL00K
ALIKE TO DEFIANCE

wil-Del team fell before the De-
hance Travellers last evening 8 to 1.
"Ziggy" Strawbridge was sent TO
the showers in the fourth and was
relieved by Jack Connor who also
received his bumps. The work OF the
Travellers was OF high order. thir-
ten solid drives being recorded off
the shoots OF Connor and Straw
bridge while Freddy Clark and Mace
Mcbride held the Wii-Del sluggers
IN 0va hits The eroro.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
nENN ON RAnNEs.

Fred Dem, who has been man.
aging Battling Barnes. says he viii
have 20 give up the management OF
the Battler as the rules OF the Key
stone Field Club prevents Barnes
from being member OF both or
ganizations. and sooner than cause
any ill feeling between the clubs
Denn will relinquish all claims to
Barnes services.
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
RACER NO MARRY.

INDIANAPOLIS. May io.-Eddis
Miller. entered in the 5oo-miie race
at tho Indianapolis Speedway. Nav
80, is 10 be married soon after tho
event. Miss Betty Curry, OF New
ark. n. j.. is interested In racing
and is a big help to me-" said Eddie.
shes 10 be the Mrs
Evening journal., 1921-05-19
Totals
7 scnRE ~ INNiNGs

MiI-DeI .,.......... . u
Defiance Travellers. o o o 0 Ks
Two-base hits. Hynson. A. Straw
bridge. Merrill. Martin. Draper. Quinn.
Innings pitched. by Clark. s B.; by Nc
Bride. by StrawhridCc. 4 by Con-
nor. 3. Struck out by Clark. s . by
Mcbride. . by Connor by Straw
bridge. .. Base on balls. on Clark. 4;
on Mcbride. 1. on Connor. .: of
strawbridge. I. Hits on Connor. 8 4:
on Strawbridgc. s on CLARK. : on Nc
Bride. 2. Sacrifice hits. Reeder Time
OF game 100 minutes. Umpires Shields
and Collins.