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Morris tribune., 1921-10-14
Fred Hadley's Village Philosophy.
Winnebago City Enterprise.

Most friends in need, need too much
Many editorial writer's have hard time to right 1t.
A lot of pacifsts happy unless they are
quarreling about it.
You can't make the chickens think that the wish
bone brings good luck.
Too many people who want to rise in the world are
looking for the elevator
The only good thing about "moonshine' is that it
gets 'em sooner later.
War produces heroes-but did you think about
the fat who is diet?
Strength always demands respect. The cheese makes
you keep your distance.
The skunk naturalists say, the most generous Of
animals. He would give you his last scent
What has become of the oldfashioned man who used
to say he could take it leave it alone?
Any time you yearn for combat, you might try to
settle an argument between and wife.
Some folks don't like musical concerts because the
music interferes much with their conversation.
We don't believe Captain Kidd is dead. We think
giving the proprietors of city
hotels.
The trouble with most young people today is that
they think they having good time unless they
spending a lot of money.
Morris tribune., 1921-10-14
Fault Of His Own.

Instances crop up occasionally that make this talk
of unemployment foolish. A young man recently
refused to accept position at job in this community
because it required hours per week work. He would
48 hours in week. There is no question or
wages The wage offered him satisfactory and it
should be because it was based wartime wage scale
which is way proportion with the present falling
prices.
man who under present conditions will not accept
labor that keeps occupied 54 hours out of every
1913 hours than third of his time does
not want to work What he is seeking is continuous
vacation pay if he remains unemployed it is no
fault of the times or the conditions but of his
Appleton Press
Morris tribune., 1921-10-14
Newspaper Advertising
Republican

An enumeration of the reasons for advertising has
recently been given out There eight reasons ad-
vanced there many others, of course. However,
eight that splendid and highly convinc-
ing given in southern newspaper.
Newspaper reading is universal habit; newspaper
advertising therefore, reaches virtually all who buy
Newspaper advertising the life blood of local trade
touches all in commun-
ity gives the national advertiser the opporun-
ity for complete consumer appeal in any locality.
Newspaper advertising cuts selling costs because it
entails locality of circulation Manufacturers
markets where it is profitable to do bust
ness.
Newspaper advertising insures quick, thorough and
economical distribution and dealers good WILL be-
retailers willing to sell products advertised
direct to their consumers.
Newspaper advertising enables manufacturers to tell
where their products may be bought
Newspaper advertising be started stopped
night be prepared between days to meet certain de-
velopments and to obtain immediate results.
Newspaper advertising enables manufacturers to
advertising results and in market which
they enter
Newspaper advertising costs less than any other kind
The merchant other business man who is not TAX
advantage of the opportunities offered by
advertising boost his business will still be facing
adjustment problems when his competitor is back
normal business plane-Little Falls Herald.
Morris tribune., 1921-10-14
FRAMNAS

Mr.. and Mrs. A. o. Searle called
at the w. T. Brisbane home Sunday
afternoon. --...
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Thompson,
Ambros Morseth and Edwin Morseth
returned from South Dakota after a
weeks visit with friends and rela-
tives.
Oscar Thompson called at the Bris-
bane home Monday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lowell Brisbane
called at the L. S. levitt home Sun
day afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Farewell and
daughter Dorothy moved into the
Pete Peterson home last Tuesday.
Mr.. Hans Hegland and son Lloyd
were Cyrus callers on Monday.
Sam Thompson is visiting his
brother Oscar this week, he drove
from his home at Swanville by car.
IF you have farm that you want
to sell call and see me, or write to me.
at Morris, MINI. Jos. J. Gaffney. adv
Morris tribune., 1921-10-14

The beast of Berlin is occupying private hell which
of punishment than he deserves The Phila-
delpha Ledger says The ex-kaser the word, is
lonely leave their visiting cards at Doorn
patient faithful partner of his exile is gone
nothing left but to chew the cud of btteres reflect
ion he walks the his tether his only
daughter mo- thanks! to his urgent invitation to
and keep house for him and while away the
utterable edum Wilhelm getting all the punishment
the most ingenious foe could devise for him. The voices
that consigned this to perdction had their
He might make his the line of Satan in para
disc Lost" (Which way fly is hell; myself hell"
Wherever he goes stays, the gnaws and the
fire burns If there is aught in Doom" means
n."-Albert Lea Enterprise.
Morris tribune., 1921-10-14

of a decade ago the prophets who foretold
great declared that it would be fought with new
that it would be deadly that it's battles
would few survivors. The and
weapons introduced but the old weapons not
of them dated back to the campaigns
of joshua Now hearing much of the next war;
and the magazine writer's telling that arma
ment obsolete the fighting methods in France
that the fighting will be largely the air. and that the
principal agencies of destruction will be furnished by the
chemical warfare service All of which is mighty inter-
esting reading. Nevertheless in the next in all
other wars the final blow will be dealt by the hard
fighting infantry.-St. Peter Herald
Morris tribune., 1921-10-14
Conditions Bad In Canada.

A reader of the Republican, who lives in Canada
and was here on visit called the Republican office
a few days ago short visit While here, we got to
discussing in the different countries and
stated market conditions in Canada as
bad or worse the western provinces hides
and wool are practically worthless butchers there
docking the weight of the hide and after
dressing the hides thrown as they
will not return enough to pay for Shipment
Republican,
Morris tribune., 1921-10-14
Ny Work

Let me but do my work from day to day,
In field forest, at the desk or loom
In the roaring market place tranquil room;
Let me but find it in my heart to say,
When vagrant wishes beckon astray-
This is my work; my blessing, not my doom.
OF all who live I am the only one by whom
This work best be done in the right way"
Then shall find it not too great nor SMALL,
To suit my spirit and to prove my powers;
Then shall cheerful greet the laboring hours
And cheerful turn when the long shadows fall,
At eventide to play and love and rest,
Because know for my work is best
Henry Van Dyke
Morris tribune., 1921-10-14
Real Road To Wealth.

According the most reliable statistics get,
only per of the the farms Of Minnesota
pure bred
How great economic loss this is we under
the fact that if scrub in the state
could be supplanted by pure bred animal it
increased wealth production of O00
900 year.
Or if put it in another way, if wanted great
dairy production than at present could get it by
reduction of herds provided they all pure-bred,
and in this way in the expense of production least
$50, 0OO,O 900 year.
This shows what great chanse for improvement
there is That the opportunity not being neglected is
likewise proved by the fact that 296 cent Of the bulls
of the state thoroughbred and the Of
building purebred herds is well under way. Let the
good work 1t is the to wealth. Winnebago
Gity. Enterprise <ess - -
Morris tribune., 1921-10-14

Young and young woman if you think that
hard times, talk to father mother
your grandpa your grandma about the time when
they came out here and ettled these then barren
praries and let them tell what they went through
you of the things that they went without
time that they had in getting the things that
they actually needed-and, say kid, if do that
will find that you know about much about hard times
as hog doe sabout heaven!-Minneota Mascot.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

past three or four weeks and / will
say that you certainly went after the
nonpartision league. To say that am
glad to know they are licked expresses
it mildly. The only criticism have
to make on your editorials is the one
in which you say that if you were
consulted in regard to the distribution
of Airedale pups you would give one
to Swede township in LaMoure coun-
ty. think You should have more con-
sheraton for the pup and Swede
township should be thankful for the
political change" We never thought
of that. Guess Mr.. Theis is right.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

An all-star cast Of unusual merlI
will be featured in "Mother y Mlne' -
Thomas H. Ince's latest melodrama
which will be shown at the Grand the ne,
atre Monday and Tuesday. 10 an
those who have read this wonderful
hook it will be especially interesting
to see it on the screen. Mr.. fll!af
has arranged to have that wonderful
SONG "Mother % Mine" sung during
the performance and the public can
rest assured that their time and mon,
ev will be we'll spent if they attend
this show
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

The father and son banquet heid IN !
the parlors of the Congregations,
church Wednesday night, was very cry
successful affair and the pest ye'
held, More interest among the ousl-
ness men of the city was appa3ren1,
There were at least one hundred anu anu
seventy-fve at the splendld supper
served by the ladies of the Congrega,
tional Guild, and none need 60 aw ee1t
hungry last night unless they lei.
DISPOSED to do so-there was a very
liberal supply Of good things served 'a
The speakers for the occasion "ere
Prof. c. L. Kjerstad, who spoke, on
s'The School and the Boy;nn Key: ln as,d
r. Nugent who spoke on "The Boy ana
His Relation to the Church,, mayor H
A. G.. Bonhus who spoke on the boy
and His Relation to the Community.
Prof. F. C. Spalding acted as a.: toast,
master. It was a real fine time ana an
both fathers, adopted fathers and tne
bows had a good time together. more
of these meetings would not be a Dao
idea.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

The Bureau of Biological Survey
United States Department Of Agricul-
ture, calls attention to the fact that
under Federal law all packages ir
which wild ducks: geese, and other mi
gratory game birds are transported
must have the name Of the shipper
and Of the consignee and an accurate
statement of the numbers and kinds
of birds contained therein clearly and
conspicuously marked on the outside
thereof. Sportsmen shipping game
birds without proper markings arc
liable to prosecution in the federal
court and the birds to seizure and
condemnation.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

George J. Jacobson, arrested some
time ago charged with embezzlement
in connection with the State Bank of
Walum, of which he was the presi-
dent and which bank is now closed
has again been arrested on complaint
of one of his bondsmen on three more
charges. 1t is charged Jacobson mis-
appropriated moneys that he secured
on renewal notes and failed to return
the old notes that he secured the sig
natures of bank patrons to guarantees
upon which the bank raised money
and that he robbed safety deposit
boxes, taking Liberty Bonds and 9th
err papers.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Mrs. Lee Combs left on NO; 4 lasl
NIGHT for Culver, Ind, where she goes
to . spend Thanksgiving with tn he G,,1 son
M;1;tar7 Academy. Lee Combs, Jr.
uho Is at Shattuck, will also go to
culver to spend Thanksgiving and the
t,',o hovs we feel sure will have most
d All time of it and happy DAY
with their mother; Dad Son1o of+e ~
going to remain here looking an ALT
his court cases, but ne likes 70 WON T.,
hard to keep those two good noys III
school and coming to the front r'gn'
along.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

There was very lively chase after
chickens at the Northern Pacific d cI
rot last night-the feathered tribe
however. 1t appears that crate OF
chickens was being loaded into the
baggage car and the crate broke let :,
t;n~ ont the chickens which scattered
in every direction. A bunch of news,
hovs We're waiting for the papers and
thew entered very spirtedly into the
chase and soon brought the chickens
hack to the crate.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Miss Hannah Jones, art teacher at
the high school was the victim OF a
very pleasant surprise party last eve,
ming in her apartment over the Grand
Theatre at which time a goodly num-
Der of her friends walked in on her
to spend the evening. Although the
details of this party are lacking we
understand a good time was enjoyed
by all present. Refreshments were
served with many jokes and stories
mixed in. All present report good
time.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

The Farm Bureau tried to hold a
meeting yesterday but there were not
sufficient members present to do bust
ness. 1t is hoped to get enough here
today to hold business meeting.
Yesterday few assembled at the City
Hall and listened to DR.. Coulter. the
new president of the Agricultural Col
lege, who gave a very fine and inter-
esting talk on general farm and agrl-
cultural lines. Mr.. Coulter is very
good speaker and it is to be regretted
that there were not more people out
to hear him.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Ben Northridge is figuring on going
east in a few days for the purpose of
purchasing "a carload of high grade
Holstein dairy cows which he expects
to sell to the farmers of Barnes coun.
ty. Any farmer who wants to get
any of these cows should Immediately
get in touch with Mr.. Northridge so
that arrangements can be made with
the bank with which each farmer does
business to take care of the matter.
The Times-Record believes that this
move on the part of Mr.. Northridge
is a good one and those farmers who
want good stock should take advant'
age of this opportunity to get into
the deal. Mr.. Northridge can be ad
dressed at Valley City by any farm
er who is interested in the matter.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Mrs. R. C. Cooper, of Cooperstown
N. D., who left her home town with
Mr.. Cooper some days ago en- route
for their Florida home. had to stop OFT
at Rochester,, Mimi, to undergo an'op-
GRAFTON for gall stones. Word comes
that Mrs. Cooper has successfully
withstood the operation and her
friends hope for her speedy recovery
She had been having very poor health
all summer and her many friends hope
that this operation will be the means
of restoring her to good health and
permit her to live to enjoy many years
of happiness and usefulness.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Mel McFadgen went to the father
and son banquet last night and enjoy
ed it all but when he came to leave.
When he went to get his overcoat ne
found that somebody had swiped his
gloves and he says he needs them as
he is suffering from cold fingers. If
the party borrowing these gloves will
return same to Mr.. McFadgen they
will be forgiven.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Mesdames Wilds, Ford, and Sey.
mour. mothers of three members OF
the high school football squad enter t:
tanned the squad in the Methodist
church parlors last evening. After
a sumpiuous feed the boys were en-
tertained by Miss Stone, one of the
high school teachers who entertained
the bows with several humorous selec-
tons.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Leslie, the young son of Mrs. Clara
Jones, of the Right Price Mercantile
Co., had the misfortune to break his
left arm just above the wrist Wednes-
day Of this week while playing on the
school grounds of the Richie school
Leslie was shooting the shutes and
in some way or other fell and broke
the arm. He is getting along nicely
but will not be able to shoot the
chutes again for some weeks.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Judge C. A. label was IN TINS nus
morning to say that he noticed the
item in yesterdays paper about M &C.
Fadgen's gloves being stolen ana NJ
dronned in to say that his were also
taken and perhaps others have LOST
theirs but have not said SO. A regu-
1ar thief with a mania for gloves
seems to have been over to that father
and son banquet the other night.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Miss Helen Featherstone leaves this
evening for Grand Marais, Mimi, to
resume her school duties at that place.
Miss Featherstone was called home by
che death of her father, J. E. Feath-
erStOne.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

A sermon will be delivered by Elder
Martin Olson Sunday night, Nov. goth
8 o'clock in the big white house on the
corner of Fifth street and Sixth ave-
nue.. Subject will be the Next World
War, Revelation chapter 16 from verse
Is to 16. Russia will take the lead.
All are welcome to come and hear.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

"While the dance went on" The
night of Mr.. Jimmie Heron's appear
ance in our city, he could not help but
remark that we were behind the times
in our dances out here. "Why," he
said, "all those dances like the SHIN
nv are out of date" In the east
especially the waltz is very popular
and the shimmy with all it's relations
is "passe."
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Tonight at the Grand theatre will! be %!
shown great picture, Pola Negrl IN
"Gypsy Blood" one of the greatesst
pjctures now being shown to the pup
tic. With this picture will be shown shown
Charley Chaplin in "The Idle Class :,
which in itself is a picture, that W :,
chase away old man gloom for awhile
at least and make you forget your
troubles.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

It will be of interest to many foot.
hall fans to know that for the first
time in many years the fast Williston
foothall team met defeat yesterday
1T the hands of the fast Grafton ele.
ven by score of ID to 2S; 1t IS SAD
Fargo and Grafton will CLASH on
thanksgiving day for the state cham
pionship. Dope has it that Grafton
will be an easy winner over the Fargo
AGGREGATION.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

A very delightful party took place
at the home Of Mrs. Lee Ferguson
Tuesday evening at which time Mrs.
Capt. G. A. Anderson and Mrs. Lee
Ferguson entertained the D. u. CLUB
in honor of Mrs. Larry Bowen. Inc
color scheme was carried out in pink
and white with a huge pink rose in the
center of the table. In the center OF
the large rose was a very beautiful
Gift from the club members. A very
delicious luncheon was served later IN
the evening after which the guests
departed for their homes wishing
Mrs. Bowen many years of happy
married life.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Old Man Boreas blew his northwest
chilled breath on US last night with
the result that We received our first
touch of real winter. The thermome-
ter dropped down to between eight
and ten below.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

The Valley City Fire Department
long ago established reputation as
royal entertainers, this year that
reputation will be upheld at the an
nual ball, to be held at the High
School Gymnasium, Nov. 23rd.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Freeman Anderson. who has been
confined to his home by sickness iol
the past two weeks or more, IS ape 10
be out again and will report Tor GUY
at the post office Monday morning ing
Freeman has been having a tough
time of it but he is young and healthy
and will be himself again in day or
two
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Mike Res, who was arrested some
time ago for taking goods from a
Northern Pacific box car, was given
his trial in district court yesterday
and the jury brought in verdict OF
guilty.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

A very fine time was enjoyed by all
present at the rabbit supper served at
the X. P. club last evening after four
candidates were put through the sec,
ond degree work. Chef Metcalf served
the rabbits up in fine shape. Much
credit is due the boys who so willing
" went out the other day and brought
the rabbits in.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Young Men of America: What
would you do for the honor OF tne
family? What principle would you
consider more precious than lie u
self? What sacrifice would you make
to defend it? See what Robert Shel,
don did in Thomas H. 1nce's drama OF
TODAY, "Mother O. Mine" at Inc
Grand theatre Monday and Tuesday
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

On TUESDAY morning Mrs. S. B.
Goodwin received by wire the sad news
of the death of her sister, Mrs. Nancy
Walker Of Gardiner, Maine. Owing
to the long distance and approaching
winter Mrs. Goodwin was unable to
undertake the journey east to attend
the funeral.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

the old game. Brother George and
his partner brought in 400 barrel
we'll last week and we are feeling pref
ty good. His share alone is making
him $72 per day. If you know of any
money send it out and we will sink
it," This seems to be pretty
smooth proposition.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Editor w. F. Steffin and family
autoed down from Wimbledon yester-
day and returned the same afternoon,
Mr. Stefin was down looking after
some business matters and says the
roads were elegant.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Announcement extraordinary; Pc
ginning Monday, the Grand theate1
will present for a two day engage
mcnt De Luxe. Thomas H. lnce's la at,
est dramatic thunderbolt, "Mother -, "
Mine" A throbbing story OF Inc
World and It's People, with amazing
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Lane Moloney the prohibition com
missioner was in the city with another
federal man by the name OF otone
yesterday afternoon and accordlng 70
reports from officials OF the law this
morning Mr.. Moloney and his ASSIST
ant were busy men yesterday.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

John Piller returned this morning
from Minneapolis where ne had been
spending few days looking after
some more pictures for his two the
atreS
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

s, C. Theis, of New York, N. Y: IN
writing to the editor in personal way
saws: II have taken one hour from
nv regular routine to read the editor
ials in the Times-Record during the
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Mrs. P. J. Hornbacher was the first
woman to receive a pair Of silk hose
from the Marblestone company yes,
terday for finding a mis-spelled word
in that firms ad last evening.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

A.. J. Hamm, the Remington man
was in the city yesterday looking aft
er matters pertaining to his business
While in the city he dropped into the
Times-Record to give us the once
over.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Mr.. and Mrs. John Clancy are the
proud parents of ten and a nan
pound baby girl born to them Wed,
nesday, November 16. Mother and
baby are reported to be getting along
nicely.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

Mistake not the time nor the place.
the Firemen's Thanksgiving ball will
be held at the High School Gymnas-
ium next Wednesday evening. You
are invited.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-11-24

George N. Rasmussen returned TINS
morning from St. Paul where ne had
been selling some of his cattle. he
says he practically had to give 1T away
as the market was low.