davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-02-06

But We G.dn't start out 10 "toOt' our
own horn for we are aware ~ the fact
that the pulllr as a whole. II footing
II for us. What We want 10 say II this:
II You like THREADS say so-if
YOU don't keep your "fly trap" closed
We don't care 20 know Of your dislikcs.
one great big. double listed Irishman
landed In our Sanctum- Saturday after.
noon and began "raying" about an ar.
ticlc which he said appeared In the col.
umns Of this paper.
Man. alive that guy was "sorcr' Ito
wanted 10 know who wrote the article
and why the dickens II appeared. fIo
stormed and ravcd until We were Just
about ready O. call cut the national
guard or Texas rangers for protection.
and wound W by saying that he was
undecided as % his future movements.
that h. didn't know whether he would
employ a counsel or a prize fighter TO
settle with us We told him % get the
prize fighter that our managing cdi'
tor q man who weighs something like
22i pounds would make him look like
Il dimes worth 81 pulvcrizcd dog meat
We further instructed him 90 get a
good strong. prize fightcr-one with
nerve We warned him that when this
human nile driver" 81 ours" landed
an his mug" that everything would
b. over, 30 lar AZ he was concerned.
hg' writing the obituary.
We gave this Kicker" good dose.
and IN iess than ton inutcs We had him
'bluffod' lie actually asked us TO cx'
cuso him for intrudnR before he left
tn building acknowledged that he was
wrong" and that we did the right"
thing by publishing the article. and
wanted o. know why we didn't even
make II stronger.
This little Incident proves that We
never make an error"
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
MUJERES ,
/ DEBILES

Las mujeres debiles no pueden
esperar hacerse sanas y robustas a
menos que tengan abundancia de san
gre roja pura y RIGA, de la calidad que
el hero organize, ''HIERRO NUXA-
DO" ayuda a producer. Els una
preparation de efecto directamente
nutritivo para la sangre como ell hierro
que contienen ciertos alimentos vege-
tales, al contrario del hero metalico
de que Sc comnonen ciertas medicinas
anticuadas y cuyo provecho no ha sido
possible comprobar. "HIERRO NU-
XADO" no dana Ia dentadura nj per-
judica al est6mago; es un producto en-
teramente distinto al hero ordinario.
Els de gran alcance para hacer sangre
roja y rica; para dar eosiego y nueva
vitalidad a los nervios cansados y
traerles nuevas fuerzas Y energia.
De venta en- las buenas farm - y
droguerias. c. ''o11 con las imita-
clones. Asegurese de obtener ei
legitimoT "HIERRO NUXADO" que
lleva la firma de Dae Health Labora-
tories.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
ANUNCIO DE SUBASTA
Gobierno de Puerto Rico.
DepartamentO del Interior.
Negociado de Obras PubIicass
Oficina del Superintendent.

Proposiciones en- pliegos cerrados
Sc admitiran en- esta oficina hasta las
2:00 p. m. del dia 25 de Nov. del 1921
oara la reparacion del puente sobre ell
Rio Grande, Carr. No. 5, KIN. 8, Ca
guas-Juncos.
Este Departamneto suministrara 80
angulares pertenecientes la correa
Inferior y los remaches necesarios pa
ra dicha reparacion. Ademas facili-
tara el compressor, pero no ell marti-
llo de aire.
Ell Contratista suministrara herra-
mientas, andamiaje Y Ia mano de obra
para desmontar, cubre- -juntas, barre
mar Y volver montar los 80 angula-
res mencionados.
Todos los datos necesarios Sc daran
en- esta oficina donde~ Sc encuentran
de manifesto los documentos que han
de regir en- el contrato, y podran re-
coger los licitadores los modelos de
proposiciones, que han de presentar
La administration Sc reserva ell de-
recho de rechazar cualquiera todas
las proposiciones, y de adjudicar el
.ontrato bajo otras consideracicnes
que las de precio solamente.
(Firmado) John A. Wilson,
Comisionado del Interior.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
- lIfsF.
A CONFER SABROSO.
CAFE RESTAURANT
"La Canand0nga"

Platos extras durante la semana:
LUNEe Spa guetti con polio Ia
Observation-Disclosures a Ia Ca
tal2na.-Olla criolla.
MAKTES S.-Pastel6n de aves.-Ba-
calao a "a vizcaina.-Ensalada
de Langostas.
MIE2 COLES Ma carrones la tia
liona.-Crocreta de pollos.-
Tricas6 de cerdo.
JtJEVES :-Pavo en- fricase.-Mo-
fongo criollo.-Paella Valen'
ciana.
VIERNES:- :-Pescado en- escabeche.
-Albondigas la francesa.
SABADO :-Lech6n asado.-Pasteles
de Observation-Disclosures venezola
nas.-Bacalao en- serenata.
DOMINGO:-caldo gallego.-Pavo
al Paella valenciana.--
80, Sc atienden 6rdenes por Telt-
fono No. 921.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
CARIBE

Situado en- eli cOraz6n de la ciudad
Perfectamente acondicionadO con to.
dos los adelantos mOdernos. Ascensor
TelefonOs. Magnificas haDItacIOnes cor
bafio privad0 y efectos sallitarios. Els,
pecial comfort para familias y pasa.
jerOs. Precios moderados.
TelefOnOs 484 1.OO9. P. o. Box 306.
Gale de San Francisco No. 81, San
Juan, p. r.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

SANCHo g. ALAMc.-Agentes de ne
gocios.-San Justo 3--5 al lado del Ban
CO olonial.-Telefono 533. P. o. Box
1132.--Quiere usted colnprar vende1
acciones de bancos y centrales, colocar
O tomar dinero en- garantia hipotecaria
vender c conprar alguna propiedad1
Dirijase nosotros.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
DEL VIVIR INQUIETO
El Desarme Cafetero

Tn cllupo de batalIa. no sicmpre eS
I'm campo de batalll Resulta Il vc-
cc>. que I'M campo de bat#lla, ~ TN
ralG em duntr 81 reulcn aQueiloS one
M tic.eA NADIA qhe haccr aqu'lloS
!u. i;uscHn al-o Goa que cHtretenCr
Ia vida que vi lasIl!do....
y. Il este campo d. hiltai,a atriii-
chrrHdJ entire cI,H;rO paroles. pretrn-
den muy hurm0S amigos MICS. imp3-
merle el it>armc. Cldro e&t;t. que IN
cafG sin cafctrras no as cafe, :; menoS
que est" Sc h:'&a en- racipir.tcs q'u
no So l!anpM cAfcteIaS.
Dice uH curioss entretcnido en- g.,
tadfS icaS, que IaS mejorcs estratcGaS.
han u;., ,lo rn les cafes de las pcqr"-
mas pohiacioncS. como les m"jor"S rui-
sclorc@. han viSta la luz pdhlica r:l
In rama dc llu fro!Hios'O caimital,
Tai vGz los que tai coSa diccn, ten
gan rIl6n por ;tIrlrilo dc qu" bal"
una ruin capa. So enrueira III buen
bebedcr cosa que no es de dudar CON
una prohibici0n como Ia actlral.....
Yo SOY partidario-nIe dice uu cS-
trate"a de cufe-de que SO drs'armen
les canpoS lie batalla. On Gondc dia-
riamrHtr II SotroS libramoS nupStra
hatalla: vcceS. -.,igUe diriendo mi
amigos pcli%roso tencr III lado Il
nm suicto que tienc a Ia vez Ell SuS
manoS un triuchaite, SC CORE cl pcli-
gro. ,dc que al argumcntar el comha-
ticntr accrcH de la poSibilidad de las
para un ladO contrario. apllnte para
uucstra cara Y nos dejc con un ven
tanal mcuuS.
Pcro-digO yo eutonc"s-; como quie
re ustcd por eienIpln. Que en- un cafe
Vno haya trinchantcs. c'Iando c!ios son
ncccsalioS para Que eXiN!a en- cl ma
nual de urbanidad I'M fegiamcnto pa
III c0Scr los trinchaltcs en- las me-
sas....:
NADIA dc rcglamcntoS nj de manua-
les de rbanitlad-vuelvc q decirme
mi amigo-dGbido il los maniales dc
urbaniGad, va sabemoS que rstd el
mundo como e>ti. ademaS. iqUj
casO hacemos hoy de los manualcs de
urbaIid;ld? :AcuSo 10 usan en- las
eScuclaS: :Act.So 10 leen los hombrHS
que tenem0S Ill frcmtc de Iuestro 60
bicrno? :L0 leen esos que tienen Il
sU cargo la administrator direc-
ci0n de estos campoS de batallas a
donde venimoS tOmar cafe, a bcber
aqua Il hablar de todo 10 que nos
dc gana? El manual de urbanidad.
querido c0mpaiiero V amigo, no es va
necesariO para la vida moderna. Hoy
nos c0nocemos todos Y todoS somoS
conocidoS ESQ nos autoriZa para to-
marie el pclo los calvos y la cal
vicie los melenudos, pCrque clio
no SO opone nadie, nj nadie dice 10
contrari0...
Ante cStaS morrUcotudaS nanifeS-
taciones. dich1S con todo el calOr ne
cesario para producer su efect0. elias
han puesto en- m1vimiento al pnblico
que aSiste a las ConfcrenciaS del de-
Sarme cafeteril v lasta hay quien gri-
te Il pulm6n tieso Ell favor de que IL
tiren con un Vase de aqua helada pa
IA que Sc lie bajen los calores, al con
ferenciSta enonlorado.
Mas. una yez recomelrlado FL use
de palabras inOfensivas y el tono ba.
jo, vuelvu In nOta diplomatica tocar
el tena consabido. Yo-opina I'll due
iio del cafe-creo que seria convenien-
te el desarme on los cafes; que nc
haya cuchillos. III mrcho menos tene-
ydores nj cucharas. .Asf, por 10 menos
perdeifan la costumbrc de llevarselas
aQuellos que no perdonan In cxistcn
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

:DEsEA listed TENER SU CASA
PIA?-Kagame una vista, 20
puedo construfrsela pagando Vd. un
tanto por ciento de contado y elresto
mensualmente sin interes. No COM
pre- una casa vieja pudiendo Vd. ser
dueno de una nueva. - LUIS F.
ARROYO. Arquitecto, Tetuan 80 al
tos, Telefono 612, P. o. Box 1857.
San Juan, P. r.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
CENTRAL

Edincio construido expresament
sara Hotel, modernamente equipada
con ascensor. habitaciones con bahe
telefon0, timbres y cuantO requiert
el moderno comfort. Plan EuropeQ
Restaurant a la carta. Telefonos
S81-1144. Box 1852, San Jose. Plaa
Principal. San Juan, p. e.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

Una GAIA de seguridad de scerO, un
escritOriO de MADEIRA acero, marca
SECURITY; una Lampara electri-
ca EMERALITE una MaQuina de
Sumar FEDERAL VISIBLE CuaI-
quira de estas mejOras que I'd. haga
en- usO c0nstante.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
Ell vESUBIO

PafticipO a mi numerosa clientele
que guevamente me encuentro al fren'
70 de este acreditado Restaurant, don.
De. encoDtrsr&n un esmerado servicio
. la cafta. Sc admiten abonados ,
aunca faltan los sabrosos "Spaguettf-
Vicente Rinaldi. Allen 20. San Jusn
Telefono, S9S.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

ESPANA EN- NEW YORK.-Reco-
mendamos muy eficazmente este Board
ing House, que tiene establecido dona
Maria Castaner en- 251, W., 116 St., New
York. Sc sirven comidas a la ESPA.
NOLA, confeccionadas con el riguroso
arte que SO requiere, ademas de obser-
varse limpieza exagerada. Trato ex-
quisito servicio esmerado.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

MUEBLES :-iQuien no conoce a Sic
rita? 81 usted interesa muebles de
oficina, roperos, armarios con cristales
filtros alemanes, acabados de recibir
iuegos de sala y otros muebIes mas, to.
co precios de liquidation, vaya Lu
ma 68, Telefono 1044.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
SUBASTA
Negociad0 de Materi2le7, I'm.
prenta Y Transp0rte
CARNE FRESCA DE pEs Y
DE CERDO Y PROVIS.OIE.5

Sc rccibiran proposicio-e3 e.
sohre cerrad0 hasta las tre d
la tarda del 5 de diciemb@2 H2i,
para eI surninistrO de car3e f~es-
CO De res Y de cerdo Y pr,,,s'.o-
mes a las iustituci0nes L o.
b.erno InsuLar eli San Jg2e Z o
piedras. Can0yanas, CagI3S, "a
yey, Arecibo, Aguadilia, 35aFa-
gJez. Ponce, Utuado, c. ~.
HumacaO Y Nieques, desd, 9 / &
iuniO 80, 1922.
PE0p0siciOues en- bla. - 10
dram 0btenerse del Mcgee a-l3 lc
Aiateriales, Imprenta Y Trans
porte. San Juan, p. r.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

COMERCIANTE.-No compre Som
breros y zapatos sin antes yer nues-
tros precios.-C. PEREZ ALVAREZ
s. en- C., San Francisco Nos. IS Y o.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
Eel DORADO

f'rente al Senado. FL sitio mas con-
currido. Comidas selectas petici6n
del gusto mas refinado, atendido per-
sonalmente por sus duenos. Clasicos
pasteles y el exquisite y aromatico
cafe. Visitenos.
vEINTIDOS Y TORRES.
San lose No. Is, Telefono $780,.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
SOLO HAY uN "BRoMo ou1N1.

MAJ, que es LAXATIVO BROMO
QUININA. La firnia de E. w. GROVE
Sc halla en- cada cajita; Sc usa por
todo ell mundo para curar resfriados
en- i'm dia. l..
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
r:HOTELES:-
PALACE

En- el centric comercial de San Juan
con vista la bahia. Contiene ITO ha
6itaciOnes aaplias, con cuartOs de ba
no. "ROof garden, sitio ideal para
bales, banquetes, ''soirees". Ell 81.
ito de reunion de la buena sociedad.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

Sc VENDE un autom6vil Haynes, usa-
do, de siete pasajeros Ell buenas condi;
clones. Sc da barato por ausentarse e1
dueiO. Drijase d "Automobiw, Apar-
tado 500, San Juan.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

ST QUIERE I'D. c.Enprar vcnder Bo-
nos y acciones de BancoS. Centraies
otros vs!ores. hncsS rcsticas y N
1anas, coiocar 0 ttqnar 3inera en II
1otecas o plsnoia; valHfes diriiase a
v, LLAURJ & CO. 'Ictuan No. .
,7e'4fono 2S7. San juan. Puerto Sico.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

Tia dido I'd. hablar de la Picauai.
les de EgiptO? Pues mucbo ma a'to
Is el prestigiO de que gOza IA fTNE-
RAJ VISIBLE, sea la Mae ina de
Sumar mas perfecta del n,np',"
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

Sc YENDE un piano casi nuevo, en-
magnifico estado, por la m6dica suma
de $4,000. Vealo en- San Francisco
81, altos del Cafe Colonial, Plaza Bal
dorioty, informese en- Ell Impair
CIAL.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

Sc ALQUILA.,-Pala hombres solos.
un nirador Jos departamentos. Edit
clio de Sucres de Perez Hermanos. In
fanta Luisa y 6, Telefono 2l5. San
Juan.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

Para la caspa, picaz6n del cuero
cabelludo, herpes Y erupciones, debe
usar ell PREPARADO DE EBREY
para el pelo. todas las mananas al
levantarse. FL Preparado de Ebrey
es un gran antiseptico, para evitar las
canas. En- farmacias perfume.
rias. |
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

FoNoGRAFOS A PLAZoS COMO
DOS SEMANALES Y RECORDS DO.
BLES EN- ESpANoL, CONF ETA.
MENTE NUEvOs, A CTYcUENTA
CENTAvOS UNo. sE2VIMOS Pc
DIDOS C. o. D. "ISBA", ALLEN 10,
BOX 4s6, SAN JUAN.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

Recommendations este COM
prando en- New York nuestrc gestor
Paco Narganes, realizamos a precios Ii
mitadisimos nuestraS existencias en-
trajes y sombreros de seiioras, asi CO.
mo la perfumeria y otros articulos del
departa1nento de Quincalla de nuestro
bazaar Las Novedades' calle de Brau
No. AZ.
Narganes, Portela & Co., s. en- c.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
HUEvos PARA INCUBAR

HUEVOS PARA INCUBAR d patos
Indian Runner que Ponen diario :.
de pa.os Mammoth White Pehing
que a las siete semanas dan siete ii
bras dc carnc Son muy faciles de
crar. Prec.o $500 docena-Purina
Demonstration Farm, p O. Box 1901
San Juan, P X.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21
s0LTcTTAMos AGENTE:

S0LTCTTANIOS AGENTES.- Para ven.
der On magnifco articulo. Fzc.Iss Yels
tas. Canaran de Sl2 a SEQ senla.aies.
'Envie veinticinco centavos Por una
muestra Rivalle Mercantile Agency,
Cayye.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

AL COMERCIANTE DETALLISTA.
-Tenemos en- la actualidad una exis-
tencia enorme de SOMBREROS Y
CALZADO, Y lie recomendamos que
vean nuestros precios antes de efec-
tuar compras.-C. PEREZ ALVA-
REF, S. en- c., San Francisco Nos. 95
~ 81.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

PIANOS. PIAN0LAS. AFIwACIQ-
NES.-No comPra Va. piano nj bus
que afnador, sin consular antez c52
Juan Macho, y Sc aAo.rara dicero.-
Sol %, SAN JUAN.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

MAXWELL.-En buon estado, muy
economico usa gomas Ford, SC vendc
por bajo precio. Infonnes, tcltfono
1850, P. O. Box S4t, san Juan.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

Hay una cosa On que no pueds
.'erderse tempo: FL Negocio, Hay etra
eosa que le ahorrara 81 tempo perdid0
La Federal Visible"
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

Sc vENDE TN buen collar de 6G3 me
tros cuadrados en- Santurce, calle de
San Mateo, parada 25, colindando con
Llado Gelabert lnlormara Pedro 30
livar, Tel6fono No 425 San Juan.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

UNA HABITACION amplia, comoda,
Sc alquila en- casa de familia, en- la
Parada 21, Gale del Quito, primera
transversal, muy cerca de la carrete-
"a parada del trolley.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

LA FEDERAL VESlBLE" es Ia
naquina de sunar qIe usted 10 COB
.ieno. Busquela, p, G6bela y uuedara
sanvancido.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-21

NuN. de 1921.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. Nlmer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine
1t is physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is a strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years.
1t is sold by all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has so many friends.
BE sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper Advertisement.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29

ate that they had their effect on the
emotional Irish. On Thursday Michael
Collins moved that the Dali adjourn
over the holidays, reassembling on
January 3. The motion was carried,
despite the opposition of De Valera, by
a vote of * to a. AT this writing the
correspondents In Dublin are predict
ing that the vote on ratification of the
pact will be exceedingly close, and a
tie vote is not improbable. De Valera
signified his willingness to have the
matter settled by plebiscite. and that
course may be adopted. Miss Mary
MacSwiney and other determined foes
of the treaty, asserted openly that
whether it were ratified or not, the
war in Ireland would continue. since
the Irish republic is far from dead
The Sim Feiners last week resumed
their violent operations in County
Tyrone and County Londonderry. One
of their bands kidnapped 10 men and
the special constabulary tracked them
to SPERM valley, where battle was
fought in which six Sim Feiners were
killed and score wounded.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29
Idle Hours With statisticians.

1t is estimated that man who
reaches the age of eighty years spends
two years of his life dressing. No
body has the courage to estimate how
many of her years a woman devotes to
but, as we were saying, it's hard
winter that has no soft spots.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29
An even Break.

"She's a girl after his own heart,
Hunter says"
"Yes, and he's a man after her
money"
But you know it's whispered on
the quiet that she hasn't any money"
'.Wen, it's a notorious fact that he
hasn't any heart"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29

president HARDING, while talk
4 ing TO the correspondents Tuesday,
seems to have made slight slip which
caused lot of excitement and sup
DIED some ammunition to BOrah,
Reed and other opponents of the four
power Pacific treaty, who assumed
there was a division between the
President and the delegates in con-
STRUNG the agreement. Mr.. Harding
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29

Watch cuticura improve Your Skin.
On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off Ointment in five minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. It
is wonderful what Cuticura will do
for poor compilations, dandruff, itching
and red rough Observation-Disclosures.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29

DAIL EIREANN had fine time
II last week with the Irish treaty.
Verbal shillelaghs were used unspar-
ingly by both sides, and outsiders grew
rather weary of the debate. De
Valera had surprisingly large fol-
lowing in his opposition to the treaty
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29
Strictly Neutral.

Dean was playing with his brother
Dick, and neighbor boy, John, wheL
John and Dick began to fight
Dean came in the house and
asked him why he didn't help his
brother. for had been watching out
the window.
Il just told him he could battle his
own fights,p he said.-Chicago Trib.
une.
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Not So CATCHING.

Il hear your father Is ILL.,
"Yes, quite i'll"
Contagious disease?"
81 hope not; the doctor says it's
overwork. Carnegie Puppet.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29

When one is so fiabbergasted that he
can't think of Il retort, he 'sssnds on
his dignity"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29
Shaw and the Tourist.

George Bernard Shaw recently con-
vuIsed an audience by relating story
of tourist who asked rustic
whether he was on the right track for
Suatford-on-Avon. The yoke re-
manned silent. Come, come" said the
tourist encouragingly. "Stratford-
Shakespeare's Shakespeare. the
famous poet, you know. Surely you
know shakespeare" "Yus." replied
the rustic, Frightening. BE you hep"
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Quick Decision

Father-Young man, l saw you kiss
my daughter. What are your inten-
tons?
Nervous Young Man-Never to do it
again, sir.-Answers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29

A man may know love by heart and
vet be unable to define it.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29

When a man sings his ows praise
he invariably gets an octave higher.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29

WITH the arrest in Warsaw of
w Wolfe Unidentified. the Ameri-
can authorities believe they have
cleared up the mystery Of the great
explosion in Wall street last year
The man has made a long confession,
giving the names of the plotters and
participants and laying the outrage
at the door Of the Russian commun-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1921-12-29

a WEEK ago 1t looked as if Great
n Britain and France were about
TO reach a complete agreement on
German PREPARATIONS. Both LLOYD
George and BRAND, as well as their
expert advisers, were of the belief
that Germany could and must pay
the sums due. Then it appeared they
could not agree upon the method of
payment, and the whole matter was
referred to the allied supreme coun-
ell, which will meet at Cannes, France,
during the first week of January.
Italy had stepped in, meantime. with
a strong protest against the discus
sion of vital topics in which she is
concerned, without an italian repre-
sentative being present. The entire
subject of the finances of Europe is
involved in this Preparations. matter,
and the supreme council is to discuss
the general economic situation and de-
eide upon an agenda. 1t is said the
council will be asked TO invite the in
terested powers to name a commission
which shall draw up a general plan
for the rehabilitation of central Eu-
rope and Russia. The United States
and Germany will be included in the
representation, and possibly Russia
also.
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IN THE death of Col. Henry Waiter.
L son, which occurred in Jacksonville,
Fla, on Thursday, the United States
lost the last surviving exponent of
personal and individual journalism.
For more than half century his
brilliant, powerful editorials in the
Louisville Courier-Journal were read
by his fellow citizens with delight,
whether or not they agreed with his
views. For a great many years he
was an influential leader in the Demo
cratic party and a prominent figure in
its national conventions. "Marse
Henry" as he was affectionately
known, retired in the spring of 1919.
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1t is the silent man that is usually
worth listening to.