Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1921-04-01
FRIDAY, MARCH 25, 1921
UNCLE DUDLEY'S COLUMN

MI. Harding says that he owes every
thing to his wife. That is an homes
confession for which the president is tt
be commended. T.
We can not all be presidents, bu
there is nothing to prevent our recog
milton of the value and assistance ou1
wives are to us.
A good woman is always an inspira
ton to a man, whether she be wife o.
mother.
Men are prone to profit from wifely
wisdom without according the recogni
ton it deserves. Often it is only thu
usual thoughtlessness of the sterner sex
but at times it is pure egotistical sci
4shnets.
The mother of man justiies her ex
istence a million fold Her mere pres
ence is AZ enervating as a fresh breeze
on a sultry summer day.
The most that we can possibly say
is not tenth of what she deserves.
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Many young men who gleefully left
the farms and rushed to the great cit
les year or two ago, are now vending
their way sadly back to that haven
from whence they fed. Three squares
and a place to sleep again look good to
them.
Possibly It's little trying on some
people to earn enormous incomes and
then have the government step in and
annex a majority of it in the shape OF
excess profits tax. And still, we would
mt object to undergoing the ordeal q
time or two, just for the sake of ex.
It is possible, of course, that the fell
low who imagines he never does a fool.
ish thing hasn't the sense to know the
difference.
The former kaiser has sunk yet
another ~ru4g on the ladder of fame
He has written a book.
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PauperiHm, after all, has it's advant.
ages. It's marital scandals are seldom
aired in the daily y R g 3
The blindness of love is proverbial-
until after the preacher collects his
fee.
As an evidence of the dauntless cour.
age Of the young men Of today, just
scan the list of marriage licenses.
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The man without an idea hasn't the
room in his head to hold those of
others.
There is no occasion for hiding your
smile, brother. 1t is not subject to the
income tax.
Some men g heads are so full of
brains there is no room left for common
sense.
The man who is truly great is often
acutely olive to his own imperfections.
When fellow begins to feel his oats
It is a sign that the seeds of wisdom
are failing to sprout.
Look yourself in the face occasional
~, and perhaps you will be more char
liable to others.
The person who keeps record of his
successes and failures is generally the
one who has the least failures to record.
The league of nations is still battling
valiantly in it's efforts to remain a
league.
If the bolshevik dictator of Russia
keeps up his present record, he will 90
into history as having been killed more
often than Villa.
Mexico is rapidly getting down to
business and returning to normal. APP
parently our neighbors saw wood while
we talk.
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Men are good forgetters and women
arc good reminders.
More people would reach the goal of
success if those crowding behind would
keep pushing.
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Trouble is trouble only when we re-
cognize it as such.
In the end, the young man who sticks
to the farm generally finds that the
money sticks to him.
Movie critics contend that three
foot kiss is long enough. But we could
MT say-we never tried one.
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Today never exists for. the person
who is going to reform tomorrow.