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Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15
CONTAGIOUS DISEASES
TREATED AT MINNEQUA

Persons suffering from CONTAGIOUS
diseases are promptly removed 20 the
we'll equipped contagious wards OF t.re
Mipnequa hospital.
This II one Of the contributions OF the
Colorado Fuel and Iron company, 70
announced by General Manager Welt
zel and Drs. Corwin and Senger.
Ever since the flood the MfnneuuA
Institution has been open for all per-
sons SUFFERING, from communicable dis
eases. and many parsons who at the
time of tho cataGtropbe were thus az
re-+~d ~era at once taken thera. and
by means Of toxins and careful nurs-
in nsny 49, been rele,- nred
In fact there arc comparatively few
Euch cases now.
Dfphtheria was th~ most prevalent
and there are but few cases of that
left
At no place in the west are there
better medical nursing and other IA
cihtias than at the conta agious diseases
wards OF the MtnneQua hospital. and
the announcement was made yesterday
by the physicians in charge that every
case reported by the city or other
health departments. II taken in charge
at onca-
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15
FORWARD! Is ORDER
AT CENTRAL SCHOOL

Under direction of Miss Marion
Whidden, director the south side Red
Cross headquarters. is rapidly carrying
forward the work systematizing the
enormous work IN hand.
Each day some improvement is made
IN what already seemed to an onlooker
b Be q worfc1n3 machine OF real per
fectfon- When q change b made, the
cause of It and the benefits to be de-
rived from It become as plain a. day.
Yesterday the registration and the
Investigation departments were placed
side by side in the Central high school
auditorium from which all seats have
hsen removed. There now. including
the stage. there is n verttable forest
of decks and tables and the necessary
chairs. Each head of department
knows exactly what Is her work, and
everybody is working diligently and
fnteIlieently to keep up the tempo
rary and bring about permanent relief
which II is hoped to accomplish with
national and local Red Cross funds
along tho line Of rehabilitation
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15

The follow ing list was furnished last
night by Red Cross Information
Bureau. in the court house, as persons
being sought by that organization II
located, or II your name appears on
the list, report to that organization at
the court house:
Andrews, JOS, worked for King Com
mission Co. Lived in Grove.
Aragon, Jesus, Trinidad.
Alston.
Adams. Mrs. l., 11s,4 W. B St
Bruner, B. A., railroad conductor.
Babick, Frank.
Ball. Mrs. D. c., enroute from chi
cago.
Birdsong, Jim, McCracken. Kansas.
Bishop and family. 800 w. 6th.
Charles, Albert, also Gay. Alta rm-
House.
Clark. Mr., San AcAcio.
Garden, C. D., 1902 Routt-
Close, F.. c., Santa Fe switchmAn.
Cheney, Ted. state highway Co. s1pt
Chapel. G. M, near F1non.
Cole. F. G.. 81. Enid, Okla Lodge b.
P. o. E.
Dickson. Ed, r. R fireman
Dempson, Mrs. ] B., 10. visitor
Draper. Roy E., Star rm. house.
Davis, Frank.
Dunn S. V. and W. c. Sloan route
Dunn. Mrs. f. j.. West hotel.
Dterick. Mrs. Amanda, 2l3 Harrison
avenue.
Espanoza, Minnie. Mechanic St.
Flores, family (0.
Fairchild, Irving Place d. & R G..
yards.
Fry. Elizabeth. 223A South Union.
Franklin. Oscar. stock yards.
Felsoey. Mike and family, r. r.
box 22a-
Fine, Mrs. Cynthia B.
Fugziros. George s25 e. Abrfendo.
Gay. Alta rm house.
t1A
Harmon. Alta, Augusta. Kas.
Hernandez. Dunicano. west 8th St
Hadwiger. Hattie.
Hunt, Josephine, F1orence, Colo.
Haddow Jack. Crested Butte.
Hilton. Elmer, los e. Routt.
HagRe. Lester.
Jaeger. Mrs. L. and Charles. 600
block w 4th.
Mrs Nettie Jackson. 52s W. 3rd.
Johnson, w. l. s25 F.. 3rd-
Jacobs W. L. e25 E. Srd.
Jacobs. Frank. 1o5 Grand.
Kermnfs William E., 1214 r. Sth-
Kahanic. Steve, ses E. Abriendo.
Langley. Miss. 800 block W. 5th.
Lagan, Ben. 216 So. Union.
Munsey. Mrs. C. E. piano tnnec.
Montgomery. Donald. driving tad fns
Red Cross.
Merridith, Mrs Fan Acacsa.
Miller Jacob. III W. srd-
Mills, Mr.. and child. GreeuW0od
McConam. Chas, RosedAle. KansAa
Mcconnell. ChAs
Murphy. ]. A, W. End.
Moeier. Edna Amarillo. Texas
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15
THE INDIANS KNEW

A famous physician stated that more
women might find relief from suffer
Ing thru taking medicine like Lydia
r. Pinkhams Vegetable compound
than thru undergoing surgical opera
tons. II they would only take II IN
time. At the FIRST sign OF female weak
ness as indicated by backache, dull
nese, bearing down pains and nervous
exhaustion. take this famous remedy
of roots and herbs, and avoid the ser
ious consequences of delay.
The Indians and early settlers knew
and benefited by Natures Allies, tho
roots and herbs OF the field. Because
Lydia E. Pinkham knew their medi-
cinal valnc. thousa nds of women all
over tn. world have been saved from
operations, but only such as have taken
IL in time. Adv.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15
EMPLOYEES
ORGANIZE RELIEF

At a meeting held at tire McC1erfand
library on June Il. attended by 81
members Of the various crafts work
ing on All railroads enterfn1 Pueblo.
relief association was orvsnfx>d to
he known as Pueblo Railroad Relief
Association.
All crafts are requested to send dete-
gates represeutfne their departmant to
meeting to ~ held At the hhvHry We'd
neeiay. June IS. At I o'clock p. NJ to
perfec, organization. Any railway en-
ployes not members Of any oresnt,a-
tton are slao requested to send dele
gates to represent them.
afxned.
". B. MONTGOMERY. Chairman.
J. n. MCDONALD. vice Chairman.
c. c. GA1I.ATTN. Secretary.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15
THREE RANGERS NOW
ON HOSPITAL LIST

The fun force of so Colorado Rangers
viii he depleted by at least three men
upon Its arrival here tomorrow. Capt.
Dennis yesterday received word that
Rangers HBmm and Conway. of Love
land. yesterday suffered injuries when
the motorcycle they were riding went
into a ditch Mt that point
They arc now confined in n hospital
at Loveiand.
Ranger Ed Tronstinc. who was in an
accident hero Sunday night. suffering
compound fracture of one leg. Ia re-
ported getting along nicely. However.
u will be somc weeks before he is out
for duty.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15
DEATH LIST

The following il the list Of bodies re-
covered 80 far. as furnished last night
thru S. w. Pressey. in charge of cas-
ualt1as, for the three morgues of the
city.
At T. g. McCarthy's residence. Ninth
and Grand avenue
MIR. and MRS. JULIUS HUBBARD.
colored.
SAMUEL STILL.
DAN D. SCREEDY.
MAN. heavy set. Austrian
WOMAN. Mexican. found in Wiley
Chamberlain add. age about 10.
DR. E. r. CARY.
UNIDENTIFIED negro woman.
White woman. hair partly grey: clad
in flannel petttooat: white night
gown. Found near Baxter.
At Mccarthy Browns morEue.
Eighth street. between Main and
MRS. MARTINA GALRAN.
MAY BYRD. Is. colored-
LILLIAN CLARK
WILLIAM KORBER-
SYLVIA sHArrIo. ss1 west Third.
| HENRY. q. D.. d. & R q. engineer.
| NEAL KENDALL.
C. c. MORRIS.
JACK LEMON, a years. G. A. R
HENRY JULIAN. Lemeeette. Mass.
SARAH BYRD. colofed. west Eighth
| street
MARY THOMAS. 425 west Fourth
street
w. r. ALLEN. 1e1 north Santa Fe
avenue.
JIM THOMAS.
CHARLES JAEGER. lss west San
Rafael. Colorado Springs.
ROSE KAPES. Lime. Colo.
ELIZABETH kAPES. Lime. Colo.
IRENE KAPES. Lime. Colo.
STTGTE ETJARnS Groye
CANDEI.ARIO ALVAREZ.
S C EVANS. Mo. Pac. engtneer
UNIDENTIFIED CHILD. about 1
day old.
Man. unidentified. found in 20 blk.
south Santa Fe- 5 feet, 10 inches.
CHARLES CREEDoN.
DAN GLOVER. eolored. 6s5 West
Third street.
WOMAN. found In 30 Bseek. soath
Santa Fe avenue. Full Identity At
McCarthy-Brown Undertaking oom-
pany.
Al United Davis-vorh,es. southside,
FRARY. Miss. Chicago. passenger
on d. & r. G. train
JOHN FuJARoS. Pueblo
AL SCHAUBEL.. Pueblo.
A. p. CLARK.
DOROTHY w1RTZ. Pueblo.
T. HALL. colored- %. & R. q. porter.
FRANK IRWIN. Hotel De Remer.
HENRY MILLER. Grove.
D. NJ. WILSON. 1T3 Block p.
MINNIE TRAYLOR, colored.
r. G. HAMS.
CHAs. II. CowAN. Kansas City. Mo.
Pullman conductor.
CLARA CASSIDY. lis Victoria.
SAM CoETFSE. South Santa Ee ave
JOHN BuTEOvTH, ia Spring st
AUDRY MECHAL1C. SCI F.. Abrf-
endo.
MICHAEL 7. FENToN. section fore
mn'n at Goodnight
EMMA CORR1GAN
A complete list of the bodies recov-
cred will he revised and posted each
day at tho Mccarthy Brown undertak-
,nE p,rlorz. at IL noon and s o'clock D.
m. and at United d-Davis-vories Under
taking company.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15
Camp Population
Steadily Decreases

Housing of the flood refugees on the
south side of the city has been 40 sue
ccssfullv accomplished that there are
now but 100 in the refugee tent camp
near the steel works.
In one case there are five families
Of "a people in one house and yet the
utmost sanitary care ~ being given
every refugee.
Tho colony near the steel works Ia
heinr managed by Captain Stewart.
and the coionists are being supplied
with food by the south side division
Of the Red Cross.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15
Nine Hundred Families
With South Side Refugees

Rationing of the south side flood
sufferers is being accomplished by a
most perfect organization. under Red
Cross supervision.
Under direction Of l. G. Pitts, one
of the high school teachers. two-day
rations are being sent out for fami-
lies to the number OF 800 In each of
these rations allotments there is suf-
ffcient good. and wholesome food for
five and a half persons, this being the
average number in family needing
help some families are larger. one
having Is members.
Meats, fruits, vegetables, butte-.
bread. crackers. sugar and every other
needed article of food is provided, and
all food allotments are proportioned
on a perfectly scientific basis. For in
stance. each family is given a dozen
eggs so that there will be enough for
every breakfast for two days. The but
ter. meat bread and sugar portion ts
carefully measured or weighed. so that
each family of a certain size gets just
so much as viii provide square meals
for all members each day.
When the commisary was hrsf
opened rnorA than 1900 people were fed
each dsy, beside so to 500 people be-
ing ratiopsd. as high a half ton OF
meat was used. Under military pro-
perfect system of refrigeration was
provided: this latter is in active work
ing order still. while adjacent is 4
large screened-in kitchen.
An incineration plant also built fr
the ground. takes care OF all ref'rse
even including tho dish water. there Y
no odor and there are no hies. 1ncredh
bic cleanliness prevails.
Avondale farmers have been bring
ing in much in the vecetahie line. ant
Nick Gallon. a steel inspector. hal
been donatin- his time and the us'
OF his touring car for tho delivery ol
rations which the recipients could moi
carry home. IN this work he has al
ready Travelled t5o miles
This large raiioninG force and tn
great rooms full of food are located fr
the basement of the old Central hief
school building.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15
TO RELIEVE
NATIONAL CUARDSMEN

Capt. Dennis. of the Colorado Rang
ers, stated yesterday that his force
would relieve the military in line. of
guarding the city and other duties,
within the mex, dsy or two.
Troop c and Battery have been
relieved from duty By general orders
Capt. Dennis stated that sufficient of
the military forces would remain in
the city to look after sanitation and
tina, the engineers would stay to look
after bridge and road building.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15

OIL COMPANY PAYS DIVIDENDS
Indspendence Kan, June 1.-THE
rrsirte oil and Gas company today de-
Glazed quarterly dividend of three
dollars and an extra dividend of. two
dollars per share. payable July 20 to
,,oct or record Of June 20.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-06-15

Attached to the Aquarium IN New
York city ia a hospital where fish arc
treated for their aiiments
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Indigestion Caused Agony
Improved Treatment
Brought Relief.
APPETITE IS BETTER
ENJOYS HEARTY MEALS

indigestion is just about the most
disagreeable thing / know Of" de-
clared Milton Eakstin, Internal Rev.
enue agent. whose address in Wash
ington is given below. After each
meal ] would feel all puffed up, then
that disagreeable burning would be-
gin. At times it seemed just like
my digestive organs were on fire.
and l wceald suffer for hours without
icing alAe to get relief"
Il knew the merits Of ordinary
yeast as l learned that doctors pre-
scribe is for such troubles. But !
Just naturally dreaded the taste of
ordinary yeast cakes. A druggist
told me of these little Phos-Pho Vita
mine tablets and said lots of people
here were using them for indigestion
and stomach troubles. He certainly
knew what he was talking about as
these Phos-Pho Vitamine tablets sure
kicked the kinks out Of my indiges-
ton in short order. Pretty soon /
was feeling fit as a fiddle, and
made up my mind to carry these lit
tie tablets with me wherever l went,
Just the same as l carry my badge.
There's no use chewing up a whole
yeast cake when you can get more
good out of Phos-Pho Vitamine tab
let's. They are easy to carry and
pheasant to take and they sure give
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22
ADyERrIsESENr
Kidney and Bladder
Troubles Conc uered
Or Money Back

For ~ years. said DIR. Carey. havs
been prescribing Msrshroot for kidney ana
bladder sickness. and now that I have re-
tired from active practics have made
arrangements with leading druggists 70
dispense this wonderful prescription at .
moderate price. on the money back II dis
Satisfied plan
Beware of kidney dissases-thousands
die Of It every year who ought to be en-
joyins the blessings of life and health.
Watch the symptoms. II you have specks
floating before your eyes. puffy eyss,
cismmy feet or moist palms. backachs OF
sideache. you ought to get . bottle Of Dr.,
Careys MArshroot right away.
It has wonderfully benefited tons q
Thousands of cases Of kidney and blsddsv
troubles and 10 the medicine you can al
ways depend upon. Results. are suaran-
teed.
noted. Daniel q. Carey was q pr.e-
ticinS physician for many years and his
great prescription. Aarshroot. aided thou
sal ds OF sufferers from kidney and biad-
der troubles. Hereafter you can always
get this effective prescription in both
liquid and tablet form at O'Donnelrs Drug
Store, 604 9th Ut. N. w, and all relia bic
pharmacists the country over. Keep in
mind the name. DR.. careys Marshroot
prescription No. IT, No other msdicinS
can take Its place.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22
HARRIS TO VIEW FEATURES
IN NEW YORK SCHOOLS

Municipal architect Albert Harris
will visit New York next week TO in
spect construction Of Junior high
school buildings in the metropolis for
features which might advantageously
be included In new buildings to be
erected here. Two Junior high school
buildings are scheduled for Washing
ton. one near Fourteenth and Upshur
streets and the other in lexington
Mr.. Harris also is expected to con-
fer with experts on tubercular school
construction during his visit to New
York. Upon his return the plans for
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22
DOCTORS PRESCRIBE YEAST
BUT | LIKE TABLETS BEST,
DECLARES WASHINGTON MAN

you that get-up-and-go feeling when
you feel well and strong. i do not
roll and toss in pain as I used to;
lust pull the covers over me and tell
the world good night. No more in
digestion for me-I'm for Phos-Pho
Vitamine every time" continued Mr..
Eakstin, 121 e st. N. e.
Thousands Of people here are TAX
ing Phos-Pho Vitamine. They're so
delightful to take at meal time, and
anybody can get results very easily,
according to those who have used
them.
Almost every medical Journal,
every prominent physician. has some
thing to say now about Vitamines.
Phos-Pho Nitamine tablets contain
proper dose of vitamines from
yeast combined with fat soluble A..
Nitamines and glycero. phosphates
Chemists have demonstrated that
they bring results much more quick
ly in this highly concentrated form.
Proof of this is contained in the fact
that each orange colored carton
bears the name of the famous Irving
Laboratory, of Wheeling, w. Va,
guaranteeing the highest quality and
purity in medicine. Actual tests have
been made by thousands of people
here in Washington. demonstrating
the virtue of Phos-Pho Vitamine in
helping people turn from light sum-
mer diets to heavy winter foods, such
as hot-cakes, meats, etc. 1t has been
observed that the food does much
more good when properly digested
with the aid of Phos.Pho Vitamine.
Note:-We gladly pay postage on
genuine Irving's Phos-Phot Vitamine
on receipt of 81 plus 4c war tax
Peoples Drug Store, Washington,
n
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22
BY JOHN p. MEDBURY.

Our public zoo is wonderful
thing. 1t gives the women who
haven't got a husband a chance to
go out and study animals.
A camel used to be famous be-
cause he could 60 eight days with
out q drink; then VOdstead came
along and made competition for
him.
The giraffe has solved the high
cost Of living. He has such long
neck that he can make a little food
go long way.
One little boy looked at him and
said he was glad he wasn't n e.
raffe with q neck like that to wash.
A humorist who lost his position
went out to the zoo and tried to get
a Job writing jokes for the laughing
hyena.
The average person can't under
They'd understand II they were
standing where the hyens was.
"A keeper at the ZOO once used bad
judgment by putting a couple of
tough parrots in the cage next to
a sacred COW.
One Of the ostriches ate the handle
of q big safe and got lockjaw. He
nearly died before the keeper could
get the combination and open 1t.
An ostrich loves to eat money.
His favorite flavor IL mint.
Kangaroos used to be popular
animals, but probition came along
and took the hops out OF them.
The lions at the roo arc very
ferociOus and lot Of people
wonder why Daniel went into their
den. He had to 60 somewhere, his
wife was chasing him.
A little baby crawled into the
lions cage one day and the keeper
rushed over and told the mother to
take her child out Of there. The
mother got mad and said. My
baby's very gentle, he won't hurt
your lions"
This same woman wouldn't let the
kid give a peanut to the elephant
for fear II would spoil his dinner.
When the child saw tho big bear
he said to his mother. Mama. look,
we've got her husband on our living
room floor"
One guy who was under the
weather was looking at a deer with
n beautiful set of horns. He hung
his coat and hat upon them and
started to take his shoes Off.
Then he walked over to the hip
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22
All Run Down
Now Feels Fine
EafOs,jc Ended
His Troubles

''Estonio b the only thing ] havs
found TO stop my heartburn and /
think Il has been . great help In
nervous spells, writes g. @. johnson.
An upset stomach may cause lots
OF suffering all over the body. Eatonio
helps In such cases by removing the
cause Of the misery, because Il takes
up. and carries out the excess acid
and gases and keeps tho digestive
organs In natural working order. A
tablet after meals IL all you need.
Big box costs only . tribe with
druggists guarantee.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22
JAIL DOORS OPEN TO
PERMIT MAN TO WE'D

LOCK HAVEN, Ua., Nov. a..
Chester Baer. of near Haneyville,
held in the Clinton county jail to
answer a theft charge. was married
yesterday to Miss Elizabeth Ruth
Dauberman. Of Lock Haven.
Baer was brought by Deputy Sher'
III Harrison Johnston from the Jail
10 the office of Alderman William
fRathgeber. who performed the cere
mony at 1880 o'clock in the morn.
ing.
Baer is accused Of stealing a shot
ROn.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22

washington's tubercular school will
be completed.
Proposals for construction OF addi-
tons to the Wheatley and Eaton
schools will be opened tomorrow. and
for the the new Smothers school. Fri
day
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22
s Cold Compound" Breaks any Cold in Few Hours

Instant Relief! Don't stay stuffed
up! Quit blowing and snuffling! A
dose of ''Pape's Cold Compound"
taken every two hours until three
doses are taken usually breaks any
cold right up.
The first dose opens clogged-up
nostrils and air passages of head
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22
Mc0uade to Lecture.

e. ]. McQuade, cashier Of the
Liberty National Bank. will lecture
to the elementary class in banking of
Washington Chapter this eve
ming at o'clock on "Promissory
Mortgage Loans"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22

stops nose running; relieves head
ache. dullness. feverishness, sneezing.
%Pape's Cold Compound" is the
quickest. surest relief known and
costs only a few cents at drug stores.
1t acts without assistance. Tastes
nice. Contains no quinine. Insist
upon Papes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22
Wales Feted in India.

LONDON, Nov. GA splendid re-
ception was accorded the Prince Of
Wales, who is touring India, at
Poona yesterday, the India office has
informed the International News
Service.
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! |[D|}ly1YQ
Says the Giraffe Has Solved the High Cost Of
Lving-He Makes Little Food Go
Long WAY.

popotamus and began making ex.
cuses for getting home late.
Copyright. 1891. Premier Syndicate. Inc-)
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The contest begins November Is and ends No
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22

In some parts of Central Africa It
1t a mark of respect to turn the
back upon ones superior.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22

One guy who was under the
weather was looking at a deer with
beautiful set Of horns. He hung
his coat and hat upon them and
started to take his shoes Off.
Than he walled Over IN the him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22

Our public zoo Is wonderful
thing. 1t gives the women who
haven't got a husband a chance to
60 out and study animals.
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In cities and towns where The Washing
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rier delivery service, contestants may
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Answers should be Mailed to the
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Remember, winning count when ac-
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22

The giraffe has solved the high
cost Of living. He has such long
neck that he can make a little food
go a long way.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22

A camel used to be famous be
cause he could 20 eight days with
out q drink; then Voistead came
along and made competition for
him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22

A humorist who lost his position
went out to the zoo and tried to get
a Job writing jokes for the laughing
hyena.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22

The average person can't under
stand what makes the hyena laugh.
They'd understand II they were
standing where the hyens was.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-22

When the child saw the big bear
he said to his mother. Mama. look
we've got her husband on our living
room floor"