South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-02
News Of Mishawaka
MAN IN THE STREET

W. L. Kimball. republican candi-
date for city treasurer, has entered
into a wild orgy OF money spending
In order TO hold his Job. A preco-
cious kid entered his office a. the
city hall this week. and demanded
20 know II he was city treasurer.
Upon being answered In the atfirma-
tive the Kid asked for five cents
saying that ne was that amount
short OF the price OF a kite. and
had been told 20 get Il at the city
treasurer's office. OF course he got
the nickel. hut what we are anxious
10 know Is, has this nickel 10 come
out Of the taxpayers pockets?
The tax problem Is bound 10 be
an intricate. complicated and diff
cult one. and never 20 be solved un-
I'll II ceases to be a game OF every
fellow trying 70 get the best OF It.
The IllinoiS lady who fired a load
OF buckshot into her husbands face
followed him 10 a hospital and
Hld FEA AOAAAg AgI Ills IEGONEA y
Wonder what her big idea was Did
she want him to recover 50 she
could give him the other barrel?
Green Cash and Helen Spender
were married in ST. Louis last week.
Notify the reception committee.
They are on their way.
The Chicago couple attacked in
Berlin by a mob had narrow es-
cape, but made no complaint TO our
government. Chicago folks are
hardened TO that sort Of thing
We do not intend that Mishawaka
shall follow the New York idea of
having a Hush Week" Mishawaka
likes TO talk and has something to
talk about Our women can talk
our babies can cry. crow or coo.
and our men can listen-if they are
married.
The world is growing better a."
says Ed Forstbauer. Pussy must
have discovered another cellar
whose owner mas neart.
Billy Sunday and GYPSY Smith
are leading an army OF evangelists
in the middle west, and the converts
are said to number multiplied thou
sands. There will be a better demo-
cratic vote next year in localities
where successful revivals have been
held. When a man repents of his
sin. he asks for a democratic ballot.
East Lynne has been filmed.
but when Isabel Vane OF the movies
wears modern short skirts in East
Lynne" we desire TO say they were
not the buds of East Lynne" in the
good old days.
Bill Dodge's majority over that Of
Mayor Ralph Gaylor at the Novem-
Der elections is growing TO such
dimensions that the mayor is grow
ing peeved at everything and every
body. Boys, it's going to be the
worst kind Of blizzard that ever
struck Mishawaka in the republican
seat of it's pants.
A new drive to make Chicago dry
is to be made. 1t must be that
they are going 10 turn the police
loose and tell them to take and
drink all they can find.
An American girl in London has
obtained her second divorce from
her title. her husband being Lord
Cholmondeley. That's the advan-
tage Of marrying the grand old title
OF colonel. A girl suffers no titular
disaster when she junks him. be-
cause in this country marriage con-
fers no title but Mrs
We suppose If anybody were to
ask him. Pres't Harding would give
it as his opinion that there are
more people who think the country
needs them in time of peace than
in time OF war
Any group or class, native or for
eign. either or both, that suppOses
for a moment that II possesses rights
or privileges superior TO the rights
Of the whole citizenry is a bunch Of
blazing idiots. and will get It's jolt
in due season.
An American has been deported
from Mexico for radicalism. II the
United States had the gumption TO
pursue that kind Of policy with un-
relenting vigor, thousands Of mouth
ing beasts who have outraged Ameri-
can hospitality would soon be on
their way.
4 Chicago taxi struck a bride
groom but he simply yelled at the
driver. you can't kill me. and you
can't even make me mad" That
was the right spirit. How could a
bridegroom expect a taxi driver to
notice him? Nobody else does on
the wedding day.
A Roanoke. Va, golfist claims TO