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Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
DOORS OE POSTOFF|CE
ARE ORDERED CLOSED
MIDNIGHT TO MORNING

For the first time since 1895 the
doors of the United states postoffice at
Pueblo. Colorado will be closed and
locked to all citizens from midnight
until morning. An order was received
yesterday by Postmaster S. S. Bellies
field from Secretary of Treasury D. +.
Rouston, to the effect of the conduct
Of the federal building and the offices
therein, the order is to so into effect
Saturday, January Is at midnight.
The order reads that at Z O'Clock
Saturday night the doors on the Fifth
street side of the postoffice will be
closed and locked. while at midnight
the Main street doors will be barred
to the public 1t is further command
ed that no loafers will be permitted
to stand within the confines of the
Federal building or along the side
walks around the edifice. Solicitors,
canvassers and peddlers are prohi-
bited to enter the Federal building in
their pecuniary capacity. No goods
are allowed sold in the government
offices, unless ordered by United
States officials. it is eaid.
While no specific reason was given
for this order it is thought that ad
verse reports concerning the loafiug
of unemployed men and foreigners
about the post office building was in
strumental in bringing about the de-
cree
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
To The Asylum

Pueblo county witnessed a Paul Re-
vero ride yesterday that was differ
ent
The riders name was Pxui an right
and his last name was similar in
pronunciation to that of tho famous
rider of revolutionary days
Paul Rivera who some ten days ago
became violently insane in tho Pueblo
post office. and who since that time
has been under observation at the
county farm, was finally passed upon
by the lunacy commission and ordered
committed to the state insane asylum
AT the farm he has been a ravinG
maniac all the time, destroying and
breaking up everything he could reach /:
his bed was torn to shreds. Yesterday
Sheriff Thomas and some of his de-
puties took Rivera from the farm to
the asylum; It was a difficult task.
but tho unfortunate man WAS success
fully handled and landed in his per
manent home.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
Police Notes

A fine of IS for carrying loaded re-
volver was eNacted from Amaras
Prdnyzen. in police court Friday. He
was one of four men arrested Thurs
day afternoon on a disturbance charge.
When the quartet was brought In to
the station, search revealed the re
volver in Prdnyzen's possession, police
state The complaint against the men.
phoned to the station. informed police
that they had been drinking and were
making too much noise. Possession of
the weapon caused Prdyzen to receive
a fine of $25 while his three compan-
ions were let off with $40 fines, each.
A IS fine was taken from Ernest
Gervero. PA Bluff street. in police court
Friday morning, on a charge of keep
ing pigs within the city limits.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
Relief for Aged Man

Because relatives in California were
unable to care for him. George Whit
son, an aged man who for the past
two months has been under the com
bined care of tho local cha pter of the
Red Cross and the Pueblo Y. NJ. c. A,
has been returned to friends in Den
yer. The Pueblo county commissioners
furnished railroad transportation. He
canR to Pueblo without funds, and
was cared for at the Y. NJ. C. A. His
trunk and other belongings were re-
deemed from a pawnbroker and the
Red Cross wired relatives on tho Pa
cific coast for aid. They were unable
to send money for his support, and
he was forced to return to Denver.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
PERSONALS

Mrs. P. ]. Becker. accompanied by
her children, moved to Denver the
latter part of the week to be with her
husband, who is field engineer with
the State Highway Commission.
District Judge Park and Court Re-
porter Nash have returned from La
.Iunta where a term of the Otero coun-
ty court has been in session during
the week.
Mrs D. j.. Watkins, who was oper-
ated upon at a. local hospital for ap-
pendicitis on January 5, is getting on
nicely, which will be good news to her
many friends.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
First Certificate

A certificate of trust OF The United
States Filling station company was
yesterday filed with county clerk Bar
Der.
The company proposes to do a gaso-
line, oils. accessories, etc, business in
the counties OF Pueblo. Prowers. Otero
Ebert and Kit Carson. Trustees
whose names are signed to the docu :
ment are Geo. P. Dickcy. Elmer E.
Otto. Charles F. Roehrins and William
7. Richardson, of Denver. Then fol-
low 1870 names and addresses Of men
in the various towns. cities and vii
lagos OF the counties named. as other
persons Interested"
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

Mrs. Msyme Olive Sims, aged 81
years, died yesterday at the residence.
40s West Fifth street, following a
lingering illness. She leaves n hus-
band and four children, Elmer, Fred.
Archie and Raymond The funeral will
take place this morning at $3.50 O'Clock
from the McCarthy-Brown Funeral
chapel and from Sacred Heart church
at 10 O'Clock. The body will be sent
to Iowa for interment accom- panied
by relatives.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
DIED

SULLIVAN. Francis Thomas. ago ]
years. died Jan 1s. 1921. at az Jsffer-
son street Body at McMinn.
SIMS. Mrs. biaymo Olive. ago 50
years. died jan IL. 1921, at n local
hospital. Body at Mccarthy Brown.
CARROLL. Edward, age weeks,
died at local hospital Body at Nc
Carthy-Brown.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
Serious But True

Heavy losses suffered due to the
reduction in market, but still carrying
heavy stocks for your service. Don't
forget Prices cut to tho bottom at
the Newton Lumber Company.
tho Newton Lumber Co.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
roo LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR SALE-s0-egg incubator and
sanitary brooder. 122i Berkeley avenue
Phone 1851.
REWARD for lady's heavy green
coat. taken from Dodge car in front
of Ellington's Friday noon. No ques-
tions asked. Returned to 202s Court.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
FUNERAL NOTICES

place yesterday afternoon at O'Clock
in tho Mccarthy Brown Funeral
chapel. Rev. Jno. H ketchum con-
Quoted the services. Burial Mountain
View.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
Phone 5ss. Moore. good coal.

CHARGE ovERCoAT SToLEN-A
warrant has been filed in Justice Cor
sons court charging Herbert Williams
with having stolen a 32o overcoat on
January IL from L. j. Butler. This
makes the charge grand larceny.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

place Monday morning at $50 o'clock
from the McCarthy-Brown Funeral
Chapel, and from Mt. Carmel church
at 10 o'clock, where Requiem nigh
mass will be celebrated.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

The funeral OF Michael Hrusovsky
will take place Tuesday morning at
$3.50 o'clock from the family home, $50
Moffatt avenue and at 10 O'Clock from
st Anthony's church. In charge OF T.
G. Mccarthy * company.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
An-Stcel Safes and CnhfnetA Ths
Best O'Brten Printing Co,

TO TEXAS Bob RapaIje, we'll
known Pueblo contractor, has left for
Texas where no will witness tho
"shootins-in'' of an oil well on tho
Columbine Oil companys property. Mr..
RlpalJe owns considerable stock in
the concern. IL is understood
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

fro:i tho funeral chapel of 7. G. Nc
Carthy & company. Services by the
Rev. j. H Ketchurn- Burial In MoIn-
tain View.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

Francis Thomas Sullivan age 5
years died late Thursday night at the
homo of his parents, Mr.. ana Mrs. Ed
ward Sullivan. 3l2 jefferson street,
after a few days illness. The funeral
will be held this afternoon at ? O'Clock
from the McMinn chapel Rev. Father
Barry will conduct the services. Ser
vices strictly private. Burial in Rose
lawn
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
HyDRo-sToNB HOMES. Phone e1

FOR ALL kinds OF Mechanical work.
die-makinE. metal-stampinE. screw
machine work. pattern work. to de-
velop inventions. and building special
machinery see THE IMPROVED
POWER & MACHINERY COMPANY.
Engineers and builders, 3oo-sl1 So.
Victoria Avenue, Pueblo. Colorado. 200
feet from the Union depot.
THE MINISTERIAL ASSoCIA-
T1ON-will meet Monday. 1890 a. m.
at the City Y. NJ C. ~ with an inter
cstins and important program. All
members should bo present. There
is much to be done that calls for full
attendance
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

o. g. Public health Free Clinic 10,
the treatment Of venereal Diseases u
men and women. Houru for men,
$50 to 10 h m, Monday, Wednesday
M. Monday. Wednesday and friday
Hours for women. $50 to 10 q m.
Tuesday and Thursday. Rooms III and
as Central block
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

SALVATION HALL-The Rev. Mr..
ID. S Buck will preach this evening at
8 O'Clock at the salvation Army hall.
Ill west Second street on Sunday
evening tho Rev. NJ Corby will preach
at the same place and at the same
hour
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

WHEN YOU have read THE CHIEF
TAIN you know where all the desir-
able bargains in Pueblo arc to be
found. Watch the columns of this pa
per. The merchants who advertise in
THE CHIEF-TAIN are dependable, re-
liable people who give real bargains
on quality goods.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

The funeral of Rebecca Elizabeth
Rand will be held this morning at II
o clock from T. G. Mccarthy e. com
pany's funeral chapel. Burial in NORTH
Side cemetery.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

ENROLL at either Centennial or
Central high school for night school
classes in Machine Shop practice.
Shop Mathematics, Arithmetic, Me
chsnical drawing, Carpentry. Pattern
making. Automobile repair. Bookkeep-
ing. Typewritins and Stenography.
Auto Mechanics, Auto Ignition, Span
ish. Industrial Chemistry, ASSAY wing,
Advertising and Salesmanship. Glasses
open January "a. Enrollment fec,
500 n semester.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
NOTICE

o. G. Smith has moved his Real
Estate and Loan office to 1ol Pope
Elock. Phone 1a4.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

The funeral OF Mrs. Mary L. Cunning
ham was held drom the United DAVIS
Worries chapel yesterday afternoon at
o'clock. Rev. Frank Eden officiateu.
Mrs. l.. Brown, Mrs. w. V. Codding.
]. lE. Creel and Rev. Frank Eden, ac-
companied by Mrs. Chas. Erebs. sang,
My Jesus, AS Thou wilt" and
Abide with Me- The pail and flower
bearers were Mrs. l. w. Leininger.
Mrs. y. f. Mahar, Mrs. Albert Gay,
Mrs. g. II. Kistler. Mrs. r. b. Dibble,
Mrs. ]. Il. Long, Mrs. VIM. spoon,
Mrs. y. =. Ueston, Mrs. NJ. J. Walsh
and Mrs. j. NJ. Larson. Eastern Star
services were exemplified at Mountain
View cemetery, where burial was
made.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
PHONE FoRBusH FOR COAL.
rs II USED IN AN oFFICE!-
THE FRANKLIN PRESS HAS IT."-Phsns

MAIN Auto Asseccory shop. 723 N
Main Telephone 215. United States
Tires, sales and service depot
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

The funeral of David y. Savage will
be held this afternoon at o'clock
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

Tho body OF Alfred wilkerson wa
forwarded yesterday by I. @. Nc
Carthy g. Co, to Eads, Colorado. 70
burial
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
CITY BRIEFS


BIG CHOCOLATE SALB at Elling-
tons today.
DANCE at Goodpasture, Saturday
January Is. Lunch.
ENROLL at Centennial high school
for Public Speaking. Internal Decorat-
inS. and Decorative Metal work.
Classes start January "a. Enrolment
fee, $500 a semester.
scoRcHED KINDLING at Foley'A
Lumber Yard less than one-half price.
WILLARD COMPANY MAKES BIG
REDUCTIONS-All types and sizes of
batteries have been reduced in prices
even below pre-war prices. KYLE
ELECTRIC CO, official Willard Ser
vice for all repairs. adjustments and
salcs. 226 N. Union avenue.
OUR COAL makes warm friends.
P. A Cessna. Phone 574.
CHIEFTAIN CLASSIFIED ADS al
ways give results. Try one in the big
Sunday CHIEFTATN. Call 1856 for the
ad man.
BRING your shoes down this NOR
ming to ECONOMY SHOE REPAIR
SHOP, sos n. Main. Phone 604.
PHONE FoRBusH FOR COAL.
j. C. Hayse, formerly proprietor of
the Central Block Barber shop. has
accepted a position with tho King
Barber shop, 210 west Fourth street.
where he will be pleased to meet his
old patrons and friends as well as the
new.
REAL. ESTATE men. have your ads
tEA do, ~, <s1.l
pages in the CHIEFTAIN. Call 1865
and the ad man will call.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

The funeral OF Mrs. Mary NJ Shields
will bo held from the United DAVIS
Worries chapel, 12s Broadway. this ar
ter noon at O'Clock. Burial will be
in Mountain View cemetery.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15
Marriage Licenses,
Births and Deaths
MARRIAGE LICENSES

Joe Medvot and Mary KuefIlc,
Pueblo.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

Do you want to sell something? Do
you want to buy? Do you want to
work? Do you need help? CHIEF
TAIN WANT ADS will help you get
your wants. Call 1865 for ad man.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

HAULING Of all kinds Phone
s47.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

The funeral of Josephine Sanchez
was held yesterday afternoon at .
O'Clock from the McMinn chapel
Burial was in Roselawn.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-15

The funeral of Joseph Davies Will be
held this morning at 10 o'clock from
his home in Avondale. Rev. Father
Minot will conduct the services
Burial in Avondale cemetery In charge
Of McMinn.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18
MANY ALASKANS AT
 SEATTLE HOSTELRY

Alaskan guests registered at the Hotel Atwood, Seattle, March g. are as follows:
 Anchorage Mrs Frank Reed, Harry J. Schultz, D. R. Adams, Elsie Courser, Clement c. Neff, Mrs. A. D. Balderston, Mrs. Dan McMillen.
 Seward-W. H. Hines.
 Cordova-Grover Frame, Florence James, J. H. Finley, MT. and Mrs. Harry Peterson.
 Valdez--Mr. and Mrs. E. w. Hunt Kenai-1Mr. and Mrs. H. T. Young. Cape Elizabeth-James Collias, Kennecott-Harold Calot.
 Dawson-,A. A. Gordon.
 Ketchikan-Mrs. Geo. Washburn, MT and Mrs. c. H. Field.
 Fairbanks-J. G. Bauman, Mrs Joe Fisher, Mrs. L. B. Wilson.
 Douglas-Julius Jensen
 Seldovia-Ralph Erickson.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18
M'BRIDE BOOSTS
 TERRITORY ON
 EASTERN TRIP

That National Committeeman J. c. Mcbride is not devoting all of his time to politics during his visit in the east is conclusively proven by an interview with him appearing in the Pennsylvania Register" mini ature four page daily newspaper pub lished by the Pennsylvania hotel in New York City. where MT. Mcbride was guest during his stay in the "big town"
 In this interview, MT. Mcbride failed to mention politics single time and devoted himself to telling about Alaska and it's appeal to in- yestors, settlers and globe trotters."
 He is quoted as follows:
 Instead of going abroad for the summer, American tourists should visit Alaska" said MT J. c. Mcbride, Republican national committeeman for Alaska, who is a guest of the Hotel Pennsylvania.
 Southeastern and western Alaska has the most wonderful climate in the world. In summer it hardly varies ten degrees, ranging from six ty to seventy degrees, and in winter it is seldom colder than twenty de- grees above. People have an idea that Alaska is a land of snow and ice. This is quite erroneous, for while we have no real farmlands in the summertime the foliage and grass are as green as they are in the states
 Alaska is sparsely settled, with only about fifty thousand people, and our largest towns are not much over three thousand It has wonderful na- tural resources which are as yet un- developed, Recently the oil lands reservations were discovered and they will be a great source of rev enue and wealth to the country. oil with a paraffin base can be found in great quantities along the coast and already refineries are springing into existence. In Alaska, too, there are vast forests, the pulp industry affords great opportunity for the in- vestment of American capital and we hope that it will soon rival that of other portions of the northwest. Of course, we have the largest salmon industry in the world.
 But Alaska is above all things sportsman's country. It affords excellent fishing salmon, halibut and herring are to be caught in abundance. Game, too, is plentiful, in this sportsmans paradise your true hunter finds a prolific supply of deer, moose, caribou and rein deer.
 q would recommend to globe-trot- ting Americans that they try a sum- mer in Alaska. There lies before them the time of their lives"
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18
TAX POLICY Is ABOUT READY
 MELLON SAYS

WASHINGTON, March IS (by As 8ociated Press) .-Formulation of the treasury department policy on tax revision will probably be ready for submission in April when congress convenes, according to Secretary Mellon. The sur-tax and income tax revisions will be considered first, he said, because of the effect on busi- ness of changes in tax laws. Secre- tary Mellen has not indicated his stand as to whether revenue or tariff revision shall have preference.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18
ALASKA FLOUR MILLS
 TO SUPPLY DEMAND

Alaska will be furnishing all the flour ueeded for home consumption within very short time" declared Professor c. c. Georgeson, agrono- mist in charge of Alaska experiment station. Our efforts are at last beginning to show results and great interest is aroused not only in Alaska but in official Washington, where we have had to make our greatest fight for recognition. As direct result of our experiments, wheat enough has been grown in the Panama valley to warrant the erection of a 25-barrel capacity flour mill, and the product of the mill when subjected to tests in the bureau of chemistry at Washing ton, was officially declared to be the best quality ever tasted by the bu- reau.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18

Alaska Pulp and Paper Company mill at the Speel river, near Juneau.
 The launch Rolfe will leave tonight for Yakataga beach, taking Engineer w. A. Hesse to the oil fields.
 There were two well attended dances held last night, in commem. oration of St. Patrick's day. One was at the Empress cabaret and the other at Eagle hall
 It is reported that all passenger space on the boats sailing from Seat tie for Alaska, for several trips ahead, has been sold, indicating big rush of people to the territory this spring.
 The municipal election will be held on Tuesday, April 5, and candi- dates for office must file their peti- tions with the city clerk twenty days before that date. Yesterday after. noon the Citizens ticket was filed, as follows:
 For mayor-Dr. w. w. Council.
 For councilmen-Tom Cloninger, H. l. O'Neill and J. c. Smith.
 For city treasurer-Chester Melli- son.
 For city clerk-K. c. Robinson.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18
REVOLUTION STARTS IN
 BOLIVIA HIGHLANDS

BUENOS AIRES, March IS (by As sociated Press) ).-Indians living on the high tablelands of Bolivia, have risen and several encounters have occurred between the natives and the provincial forces. A number were killed and wounded on both sides. Bolivian troops are en route to the scene.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH DlREC.
 FORK

Sunday school at 10:45 a. m. Preaching service 12 III. Junior Christian Endeavor, D. m. Evening service, 7:30 o'clock. Choir rehearsal Tuesday D. III. Prayer meeting Thursday p. m J. C. Smith, cleark of session. D. c. Czerwenka, treasurer J. A. Cohrs, Sunday school super, 
 Mrs. T. N. Hubbert, director of music.
 Rev. R. S. Nickerson, minister. A community church for all.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18
MINERS WILL RESIST
 ANY WAGE REDUCTION

INDIANAPOLIS, March IS (by As sociated Press). ).-President Lewis of the United Mine Workers, announced that any attempt to reduce the min CTS wages will be resisted by the union. He said the miners have con- tracts which do not expire until next year.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18
WIND AND RAIN DO
 DAMAGE ON COLUMBIA

PORTLAND, March IS (by Associ- ated Press) Heavy rains and gales in the northwest, with a precipitation of two to three inches and a wind of fit miles an hour, off the Columbia at Chehalis and Walla Walla, are re. ported today. Considerable damage has resulted.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18

The editor of the Daily Times ac- knowledges the receipt of a sample of the first pulp made in Alaska, with the compliments of B. M. Behrends, of Juneau. The pulp, which is sixteenth of an inch in thickness, was made on January 24, in the
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18

CHURCH OF ST. JOSEPH This evening at 7:3O, Rosary, Sta. tions and benediction.
 Vim MCMILLAN, S. J.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-03-18
HAPPENINGS OF LOCAL INTEREST
 AROUND TOWN

The oil tanker, Margaret, returned Go Katalla yesterday and took over B driller for the Chilkat Oil Com pany.
 Miss Locy will take part in the Bills minstrel performance tomor- TOW night, being member of the Ukelele chorus.
 The freighter Latouche is in port and will go to Falls Pass, taking on a cargo of copper ore here on her sOuthbound trip.
 There will be a meeting of Troop 1, at 7:30 this evening at the home of Eugene Tibbs. All members are re- quested to bring back dues. The medals for the last merit contest have arrived and will be given out tonight
 Cordovans are in charge of the construction of J. R. Heckman's new concrete building at Ketchikan. Ross & Carlson are the painters and decorators; Olaf Eikins is carpen- ter foreman and H. c. Robinson su- perintendent of the steel and con crete work
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-11-22

Yes, and some of those soft coal
people are so hard-headed.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-11-22

Mr.. George w. Clay's Haines auto,
stolen from in front of his residence
on Seventh street, some days ago,
was found in barn in Shelby coun-
ty and restored to it's owner The
machine was left there by a young
man who asked permission to store
it there until some repairs it needed
could be done.
Mr.. Clay was informed by tele-
phone of the fading of his car, and
went to ShelbyVille, where he easily
identified it, returning home in the
machine. The tenders were bent
slightly, but the car was otherwise
in good shape.
1t was stated that on the night
the car was stolen the thieves start
ed at a rapid gait out Pleasant
street, thinking probably they were
on the road to Lexington. At the
end Of the street they ran into a
fence, breaking off one of the fepd-
ers. The car was driven to Louis
vile, where an effort was made to
sell it. The thieves then drove to
the farm of John Flood, near Simp-
sonville, in Shelby county, where it
was left
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-11-22
NOTICE TO
OWNERS

Notice is hereby given that on
Friday, November %, 1921, begin
ming at the hour of 10 O'Clock a. m
the Street Committee of the Board
Of Council of the City Of Paris,
Kentucky, will inspect the improve
r1ent Of High Street from the City
Hall to the north margin of Four
teenth Street, and the cost per
abutting foot of said improvement
is $5,1493, plus the sum of $3.50
per lineal foot for curbing con-
structed iii front of said respective
abHtting lot
The sum of 15,669.4S is also
assessed against the Kentucky Trac-
tion & Terminal Company to pay
the Improvement between the street
car rails and for a distance of Is
inches on the outside of the rails. =
Said street will be inspected, be-
ginning at the intersection of High
and Broadway at the hour of 10
O'Clock a. M, and continuing I'M
til completed, with view 80 the re-
ception of same, and the AUDITING
property owners and the public are
invited to be present at said inspec-
ton.
E. B. JANUARY,
Mayor and Chairman Street Com
mittee.
Paris, Ky, November 81, 1921.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-11-22
EDITORIAL FILINGS

The newspapers are publishing the
pictures of a bunch of New England
women who have started an anti
kissing campaign. Judging from
their looks these women should al
ways be immune from IOsculatOry
demonstrations.
A beauty specialist told Paris
woman that bunions and corns
should be-taken to a competent Chi
ropodist. Our custom has always
been to mail them Or kidnap the
chiropodist and take him into
some dark corner and make light of
the operation.
He ordered some boiled eggs and
bread.
Said the waiter as Bill turned his
head:
"Shall / open the shell?"
Gee whiz!" replied Bill
mo, open the window instead"