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The Monett times., 1921-11-25
NOTICE TO HUNTERS

We, the undersigned, will not al
low any hunting OF trespassing on
our farms. Anyone caught trespass-
ing will be prosecuted to the full ex-
tent of tho law.
The Monett times., 1921-11-25

Scoring: Touchdowns = Monet
Henderson (2), Chumbley, Goals from
touchdown-W. Reynaud (2). Field
goalHW. Reynaud.
Substitutions: Springfield-Mitch-
ell for Hopkins, Fogarty for Magers,
Harding for Rhodes, Rhodes for
Mitchell, Bollman for Rhodes. Rhodes
for Harding, Magers for Fogarty.
Monet, Shepherd for Mourglia, Steele
for Miller, Miller for Long. Referee
Barnard, Northwestern. Umpire
Ruffm, Drury. Time Keeper-Brown
and Swartzel. Head lineman, Bear,
The Monett times., 1921-11-25

James Ackerson G.. W. Johnston
Mary Ballay Frank Birkenbach
John Schirmer Henry Veith
E. Bolton August Ackerson
Monroe Lovings August Veith
Lawrence H. Roetto
d99t2W9t5*
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
In the Days News.

DIR. George II. Lunn, who is credited
with aspiring to become the Democratic
candidate fer governor of New York next
year. has been thorn in Tammany's side
in the past. notably when he ran in OppO-
Stion to the regular Democratic nominee
for United States senator a year ago.
DIR. Lunn's career, both in and out of poll
tics. has been spectacular native of
Iowa and a graduate of "a Nebraska col
lege. he went East to study for the Chris
tan ministry. He entered the PresbI te-
rian nomination and took Il church in
Brooklyn. During his next pastorate. in
Schenectady. he showed intense interest in
social problems and this led to his becom-
ing pastor of a peoples church. The
prominence he won led to his nomination
and election to the mayoralty on the So
cialist ticket. Later he left the Socialist
party and was elected to congress by the
Democrats and Progressives. With the
expiration of his term in congress he was
again elected mayor of Schenectady.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1921.
\ STATEsWoMAN ON WOMEN.

Miss Alice NJ. Robertson. solitary con-
gresswoman, is brave. In recent inter
view she paid her respects to her women
fashion:
The women are against me because
was not for suffrage originally. but |
don't mind. All these women agitators
who appear before clubs with their nice
gowns and long gloves. and look pretty
50 that the other women will sit up and
exclaim, oh isn't she wonderful ! make
me wonder why some of them did not
raise sons to have reverence for them.
She denies women's claim that they are
the true pacifsts, saying:
Woman is no more paciist than man.
What playthings does the mother give
her child? Toy pistols. tin guns and sol
dicrS. Down in the soul of every woman
is pride of her warrior. 1t has been so
from the time when she used her hair to
make bowstrings and handed he war
rior his shield. In most cases the women
are harder to pacify than the man. They
hold warlike memories and preJudiceS
longer. Look at the activities of the
Daughters of the Revolution And where
are the sons of the Revolution?
The women of the COnfedCracy never
yielded at all; they would have fought
TIL the last one was Killed 1 noticed Al
the Army-Navy football game that the
women cheercd louder than the men
they went crazy while the battle was on.
In the old savage DAYS, when the men
went forth and brought home their en-
emies scalps, did their women rebuke
them for such barbarity. No-they
sewed the scalps proudly to the mems
war-shirts.
a mere man has not the temerity to say
whether all this is true or not. One
thing, however. a man may safely de
clare 1t is that the women will certainly
fight Miss Robertson's reelection, for
this and other anti-feminist offenses
What the men of her district will do re
mains to be seen. Miss Robertson
blandly remarks, The women were
against me last time, and l won" Which
raises the piquant question:
Are we coming to a political period ir
which men are going to vote for the
women. and the women for the men?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
DISARNTED BY BUSINESS.

Big business abroad will disarm the
European continent" says Whiting Viii
liams. student of international and in
dustrial affairs. Big business, through
international alliances, will reveal the
folly of racial hatred and fear and the
benefit of economic cooperation"
1t seems likely enough. Selfish inter
est may succeed where altruism fails
So there is hope, even in the midst of
gloom.
1t is much the same with present pros
poets of naval disarmament. People
every where endured competitive navies
until they began to feel the fnancia
burden of them. Heavy taxes finally
drove the people of this and other coun-
tries to demand a moratorium in the
naval game and an ultimate abolition o.
it. Other forms Of disarmament are be,
ing furthered by the same economic pro,
cesses.
1t is less noble to Danish war and the
means of war because they interfere with
business and personal comfort than it
would be to Danish them because they
are wrong. We need not quarrel about
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
To All States JobIess.
Burlington News.l


The Vermont Committee of Public
Safety and the American Legion, in CO.
operation ought to be able to render val
liant service TO the unemployed in the
state this winter through their combined
efforts Plans have already been laid and
the work is to start Immediately, accord
ing to word from Montpelier 1t goes
without saving that the finding Of Jobs
for the unemployed will not be discrim-
ina tory and that the needy will be given
preference first, no matter whether they
be members of the American Legion or
not
Just at present it is not believed that
there are a great number of men out of
work in Vermont but in order to prevent
there being large number Of ioblesS
within the states borders and in order
that IS many as possible may be employed,
il is intended to facilitate the means of
securing work and to accommodate those
desiring to have work performed thus
rendering mutual service.
The two organizations which have
undertaken this work deserve the thanks
of the state.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10

IT is surprising how many kinds of
birds which presumably seek southern
climes in the winter will stay north if
food is provided. The householder who
viii construct little shelter and put
put food daily for his feathered visitors
will be surprised at the number and var
iety of his dinner guests. He may set
his table with bits of bread. potato, scraps
IF meat, suet or grains. The menu will
be entirely acceptable to the diners. They
n their turn will stage wars and peace
conferences and give art and aerial ex-
and next spring will show their graft
-ude by eating many pestiferous bugs
md worms and mosquitoes.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
Today's Birthdays.

Burton E. Sweet, representative in con
gress of the third Iowa district, born 81
years ago today
]. MAYHEM Wainwright, assistant sec
rotary of war of the United States, born
81 years ago today.
ID. r. Crissinger, L. S. comptroller of
the currency, born in Marion county,
Ohio 81 years ago today.
Thomas p Gore, former United States
senator from oklahoma, born in Webster
county, Miss, 81 years ago today.
Thomas O. Marvin, former secretary of
the Boston Home Market club and mem
Der Of the L. s. tariff commission, born
at Portsmouth, y. H.. 81 years ago today.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
Still Suffering
lBellews Fans Timeal

From reports that filter through, it
would seem that the Bellows Falls chief
of police who was ousted from his posi-
tons as a result of the strike of the Taper
makers union was the goat. 1t is1 said
that his activities, or lack of activity. es-
Fecially at the early period of the strike,
were just what the business men and. vii
lage officials desired them to be- When
the situation became intolerabIe and a
few hundred people were allowed to cause
discomfort and expense to several fhou-
sand. it became a different matter- and
the chief had to go. The cowardlyeatti-
tude of the newspapers down that wax did
not help matters, or gain any respect for
the newspapers either. Right minded
people have no regard for newspapers
which do not dare to print the news
Montpelier Argus
Well. well Who can the old lady at
the capital city be rapping now? .The
newspapers down that way" have printed
all the news they could get hold off and
this is the first charge that they 'd6 not
dare to print the news" So far as the
Times is concerned. if there is any news
which has not been printed and the Mont
pelier paper will give the tip. we VII 20
to it.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
Copyright by George Matthew Adams
Library News

History of Vermont, by Walter Crock
ett.-Beginning with the making of the
mountains and ending with the census
of 1920, this exhaustive history in -four
volumes will be an authoritative work
on Nermont-an exceptionally well writ
ten and interesting history.
The Mirrors of Observation-Disclosures
critical Characterization CT IL men pTcmi-
nent in Washington, including President
Harding. Ex-President Wilson, Colonel
House, Hoover, Root, Hughes, Lansing,
Lodge, Borah, Baruch and others. The
Bookman remarks that "the anonymous
author is not so much a gentleman with
a buster as a person with mop"
Westward HObOes, by Winifred Hawk
ridge DixOn.-An interesting and Anus
ing account of the adventures which be-
fell two Boston girls who motored up
through the Rio Grande country from
Galveston. then north through the Rockies
and home by way of the northern states.
Present Day Golf. by George Duncan
and Bernard Darwin.-An expert golfer
and an expert critic of the game have
here joined forces. One writes of the tech
nique of the game and analyses the
method of the great players The other
writes of his experiences in playing the
game in many parts of the world.
The Beloved Woman. by Kathleen Nor
ris.-Norma Sheridan. who has been
brought up very simply, goes to live in a
home of luxury where she falls in love
with the husband of Mrs. AEelrose's
younger daughter. As way out of that
difficulty She rnarries a young mechanic
with whom she has grown up. Later she
discovers that she is a Melrose and heiress
to a fortune.
keynote. by Clara Louise Burnham.-
\ motley cOllectioiii of ssIAdTfers in a
house on an island in Casco Bay make
themselves into a very entertaining story.
Peter BiRney. by Archibald Marshall.
One of Mr.. Marshalfs earlier stories
which has just been published in tits
country. The hero regretting his lack of
an early education enters Cambridge
university as fellow student of his own
son.
The Young Enchanted. by Hugh Wal
pole.-A romance of London life in 1920.
Readers Of Fortitude and the Green Mir
ror will recognize old friends in Peter
| Westcott and the two young Trenchards,
Henry and Millicent.
To Him that Hath. by Ralph Conner.
, A story Of present day conditions and
problems in the West by the author OF
/ The Sky Pilot
The following books have been received
as loan from the Vermont Free Public
Library Commission:
The Car that Went Abroad. by Albert
Bigelow Paine.-DelightfuF travel sketches
: of motor trip through Europe deScrib-
| ing some of the out-of-the-way places and
the interesting little incidents of such
journey with the authors customary
/ vividness and humer
| Books on the Table, by Edmund Gosse.
"A volume of diminutiye and fascinat-
/ ing papers for the man who loves books
| from before Marcus AureIius to beyond
AIargot Asquith. '-Bookman
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
Today S Events

Marshal Foch concludes his stay in the
United States today and leaves for Can
ada.
The Nobel prizes for 1921 will be for
mally distributed today.
Gen. Armando Diaz, the Italian COM
mander-in-chief, is scheduled to sail from
New York today for home.
President Harding has accepted an in
vitation to attend the annual dinner of
the Gridiron club in Washington tonight.
Representatives of Yale university and
Bates college engage in an intercollegiate
debate tonight at Lewiston, Me.
A congress has been called for Wash
ington today of delegates from all state
organizations of the Woman's Interna-
tional League for Peace and Freedom.
Girl students of Smith college and men
students of Dartmouth college are TO Ell
gage in joint debate tonight on the sub
iect of recognition of the Soviet govern
ment~of Russia by the United States.
At a dinner in Chicago today the Hi
nois Bar associa ton viii be the host ia
members of the state bar associations OF
Indiana, Michigan. Missouri, Wisconsin
: Iowa and Minnesota.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
TOday's Anniversaries.

1S19-William Woodbridge took his seat
in congress as first delegate from
the territory of Michigan.
1S33-The house of assembly in Jamaica
passed a bill for the abolition of
slavery.
1S42-Pieasant Henderson. solder of the
Revolution and companion of
Daniel Boone, died at Hunting
don, Tenn. Born in Virginia, Jan.
.. 1876.
1SS0-One hundred lives were lost in a
mining disaster at Pen-y-graig,
Wales.
1SS1-Gen. Henry +. Banning, noted
Civil war soldier and congressman,
died in Cincinnati. Born at Mt.
Vernon, o., Nov. 10, 1886.
1S96-Ex-Queen Liliuokalani of Hawaii
arrived at San Francisco.
1S99-The British under General Getacrc
were led into a Boer ambuscade
near Stormberg junction, and lost
1000 men.
1902-The ASsouan dam in Egypt was in
augurated by the Duke and Ouch
ess of COnnaught.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10

This AFTERNOON ma sent me to the egg
store for a pound of butter. and > ladies
was in there and ] waited for them to
get throo. witch they did as slow as poss-
ible, end Jest vile I was waiting for the
man to ask me wat I wunted some other
lady that, jest came in sed VIII you wait
on me. please?
Certcny. sed the man. Me thinking.
Heck. darn ii ! was ahed of her
And the lady asked for a duzzin
Strlckly fresh eggs and the man gave her
the ferst duZZin he could reetch, proving
she mite as we'll of jest asked for a duzzin
eggs, and she went out with them. being
thin lady with a fat pocketbook, and
jest then another lady sed, Kindly wait
on me. please
Ccrtenv. sed the man.
Wich he did. Being long lady with
short nose. me thinking Gosh, holey
SmoakS, / amt going to stay heer all my
life.
WITCH jest then another lady came in.
saying. Would YOU mind waiting on me
Being middle size lady with pointy feet
and the man sed, Certeny. Jest a moment.
as soon as I give this lady her cheese. Ne
thinking, Good mite. watts he think am,
a benefit?
WITCH Jest then another lady came in
being skinnie lady with Impression as
II she was going to try to get ahed of me
too. Me thinking, No sir. darn if she
viii. And | quick got rite in fruit of her
ond she sed. Get away from under my
feet, boy, can't You see ware Your going
viii YOU wait on me please?
Certeny. sed the man. and | quick Sed,
Hav. | bin heer a half hour allreddy.
Well Wy dident YOU Speek up long ago.
watts yours? sed the man. meening wat
did ! want. Witch | told him and he gave
me and | went out with it, Proving If
ven don't speek up for your rites nobodys
libel TO know you got eny.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
Deserves Third Term.
lSpringfeld Reporter

The Brattleboro Reformer thinks that
there are no men of sufficient cnlibra. or
ability. presenting themselves as candid
dates for the office of attorney general
and therefore favors third term for the
present incumbent. f. - Archibald OF
Manchester. Third terms in public Office
have never been popular with the elector-
ate of nation or state. but If it is true the
Vermont bar can bring forward no one
equal to Mr. Archibald for the position,
that is certainly no reflection on Mr..
Archibald
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10

Alexander J. Smith of South Ryegate
writes to the Rcformer asking why the
words Chronic Office seeker" were used
in connection with the name of J. Rolf
Searles of St. Johnsbury as a candidate
for the attorney generalship. For many
years there was a law firm of Simonds
and Searles in st. Johnsbury, composed
If Robert Simonds and ], Rolf Searles.
Since 1909 one or the other OF these
gentlemen has held or been candidate for
public Office of some kind. From 1909 to
1913 Mr. Simonds was states attorney
ior Caledonia county. In 1914 he was
candidate for attorney general and de-
feated. In 1916 he was elected state
senator from Caledonia county, was ap-
pointed a member of the industrial acct
dent board in 1917. and in 1919 was ap-
pointed state commissioner of industries
Il position he held until he left the state.
In 1914 ]. Rolf Searles was the Republi-
can candidate for town representative
from St. Johnsbury and was defeated.
In 1917 he was elected a member Of the
state Republican committee, serving as
its chairman until 1920 In 1920 he was
Republican candidate for state senator in
he primary election and defeated. In
1921 he is a candidate for attorney gen.
raj. We submit this record in justifca-
zion of the words Chronic Office seeker"
1t also indicates that Mr.. Searles is not
4 successful candidate in his home town
and county where he is best known.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
TO ADVERTISERS.

Transient advertising-Run of paper, 50 cents
an inch for first insertion, 30 cents au inch
for each subsequent insertion. Limited space
on first page at double rates.
Space rates on application. :.
Classified adyertisements-Five cents line
first insertion with so per cent discount foi
each subsequent insertion without change OF
copy. Minimum charge 20 cents. Cash With
order.
Reading Notices-Twenty cents per line hrst
insertion with 50 per cent discount for each
SUBSEQUENT insertion without change of copy.
Reading notices are published at foot of local
items.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10

Rumor has it that tho next thing we
may expect from the Ford factories is
IN air fivVer," Doubtless in ten years
rom now the local news will be sprinkled
with items like thisl John Doe is build
;ng q hanger for his new Ford airplane.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
TO THE SUBSCRIBERS.

Il is the aim of the management TO assure
efficient service in the delivery of the paper
each night, and it solicits the cooperation Of
subscribers to that end. Prompt reports should
be given of each failure to receive the paper
on the morning following the omission, in
person, by telephone or postal card, thus en-
aiding the cause of the error to be promptly
and accurately discovered and the proper rem
edy Immediately applied. 1t is only by this
method that the publisher can secure the de-
sired service.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
CANNED KINGS.


is
though he's exd and alone the graft t fills his
dreams King nail the lifted
his
And Bill
doubtless
kronprinz William
down the slopes
naughty
like thirty and wish
lie Kingdoms VI 4.. e.-..
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10

The Reformer is on sale every evening by
the following news dealers:
Cleaveland, S. L. Purinton (Esteyville),
Brooks House Pharmacy, Aliens Depot News
stand, Gilbert J. Pollica, 81 South Main st.
(Fort Drummer district.
West BrattIeboro, ]. L Stoccweli.
East Dummerston, M. E. Brown.
Putney, NJ. G. Williams.
Newfane, N. NJ. Batchelder.
West Townshend, c. II. Grouts
Jamaica, R. J. Daggett-
South Londonderry, F. Fl. Tyler.
South Vernon, E. B. Bufum.
West Chesterfield, N; H., Mrs. W. Streeter.
Hinsdale, N. H, w. II. Lyman.
Greenfield, Mass, Greenfield News Co.
Greenfield, Mass, c. A. Hays.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10

The bar fixtures of New London, Conn
cafe, which cost $1,000 when they were
installed Is years ago, were sold at auc-
ton this week for S75 and will be made
nto furniture. Not exactly turning
swords to ploughshares but the idea is
similar.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
Familiar Fairy Tales.

twenty-five miles to the gallon.
Her first kiss.
One man top.
Correct weight: One cent.
Money back if you're not satisfied.
Sarah Bernhardt's farewell tours
TN pay you next Thursday"
Non-leakable fountain pens.
For medical use only.
Nou can depend upon my vote.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
i Two Term Precedent
lRellnws Falls Times

Attorney General Archibald is candi-
date for reelection. Enough said. eThe
the worth OF an able and fearless official
peoplezof Vermont are quick to recognize
and Will break the two-term precedent
without a regret.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
\ Few KNOCKS a Good Thinr.

sactic in boosting the knockers. 1t Is \
coed thing that there are at least aefew
of them around or e,se the politicians
would run away with the state. SThe
right kind of Knockers are to be desired
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
Winter sports.


Winter sports talk. takes on practical
e Tor nowadays \ lot-6f Vermont com
munities. instead of Iamenting the early
exodus southwark. are planning TO cap
italize our ice aud snow with i good win
ter carnival Good business
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
CLIPPINGS
Only q Caption.

There's a closer correlation
Than in mere pronunciation
In some words that rhyme and jingle well,
! ween:
Now, for instance. look at stocking
And at once you think of shocking.
That's TO Say-conSidering all the things
I've seen,
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
Take Notice. All We Jazzers.

The last dance at the hall was attended
10y about TO and was very civil. NJ J.
Hapgood made some commentator re
marks, declaring that those who are good.
true and honest will have a chance TO
dance in Observation-Disclosures item i'm
Londonderry Sitter.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
Clinpings Editor:

Noticing in the advertisements of your
esteemed paper that one could procure in
your town children's hose at 80 and a.
cents a yard, may / not ask if they are
designed for extra long-lcgged children :?
INTERESTED.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
One Year Ago Today.

Martial law was declared in four of the
counties of Ireland.
Three men were lynched at Santa Rosa,
Calf, as the alleged slayers of three Off
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
And Then You Have to Shovel the Darned
PhaI1nNcS.

When all is ready, winter suddenly
surprises us with its gem-burst of crys
tails. Hour By hour they come, flutterine
down in TANKS and phalanXes.-Minne
apoliS Journal
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10

No Vermonters appear in the list of
lraft .evaders published in the Congress
ionaf Record of December 6. Vermont.
Is usual, was at the front when there was
anything to do.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
Only Partially EmbaImed.

Peter Feltman of Grand Rapids walked
into an undertaker's shop, carrying a
satchel, declared he was a corpse, and
asked to be laid Out.-New York Evening
Mail.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
He'll Wish He'd Stayed Where He Was
When He Sees the Undertaker's Bill.

]. II. HutsOn of Bloomfield who died
Sunday and was buried Monday, returned
to his home Tuesday afternoon.-South-
east Missourian.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10

The hardest thing for some men to re
member is how to spell their son-in-law'.
name.-Jewell Republican.
Try writing it on a check few times
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-12-10
More "WeelIs' Wanted.

For father: No Furnace Fire week.
For mother: Wash No Dishes week.
For big brother: Step on the Gas
week.
For little brother: No Bath week
For sister: Gum and Chocolate week
For the baby: No Collie week.