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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-10-07

I'VE will win, no matter who pitch
es."
The mentor of the national league
champions declared his men had made
the breaks and hadn't started to play
IN the series.
"Thr Nanks have scored six runs
in two gamcs," he said. "and these
six runs are the cheapest ever made
In u worlds series. Were making
the breaks FOR the Yanks to score and
that not at all the club which made
so great a finish Tor the flag. A two
game lead Is a big handicap In n
short sorics but It doesn't mean the
fight FOR the worlds series is over
Manager Huggins, pleased with the
work of his ontlrc team. was a bit
cautious. lie said that two games was
quite an advantage.
II ann not forgetting that In 1917
series. McGnw's team lost the first
two games and then got back on
oven terms with the White Sox. Don't
count your base hits before they are
made certainly have nothing to
complain about in the pitching line 30
far. The whole team Is going along
just Ms expected Il would.
Analysis Of Yesterdays pitching
duel In the second worlds series game
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-10-07

Babe Ruth has some ideas OF his
own about what is news.
The most snapped" man Of the so-
ries thought enough pictures Of him
had been taken yesterday when he
was asked to pose for the iOist time
during the day.
Here, why not tale picture of
my glove, instead" said the home
run president. 1t was new idea for
the photographer and he complied
with Babc holding up the inside OF
his outficldor's mitt close to the lens.
The glove IL far from handsome. II
is an old one, black and greasy. with
u hole in the middle of the padding,
In the palm OF IL. but Ruth likes 1t
and would not trade for the best
new glove on the market.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-10-07

Mays and Hoyt, the two winning
Yank pitchers, are tied for first place
In their clubs batting averages. Each
had one hit to his credit for an ay-
eragc OF 1893. Ward and McNally.
with two each, are tied for second
place with 1856
In contrast TO the Yank pitchers
batting averages Is that OF the Giant
twirlers. Douglas and Nehf. neither
OF whom has made n hit. F'risch tops
the players OF both teams in hitting
five hits out Of eight times up---6s5
average
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-10-07

Arch Clark Of the Wilson Gazette
was In Ardmorc on business Thursday
afternoon.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-10-07

Bob Mousel tipped off everybody In.
Guiding the Giants catcher that he
was going to steal home in the eighth
inning yesterday.
Meuscl ami Smith had little alter.
cation when the former went to bat
and Meusel ended by telling Smith TO
watch FOR me when yet around TO
third"
After hitting safely and being ad.
vanced to third. Meuscl decided to
make good his threat
Il told Fewster (coaching at third
TO tell them / was coming in" Mcusel
said. The coacher wigwagged to the
yank bench and even ran up to
whisper something In the ear OF Ward
ut bat. Then, having impaired all this
information. Meusel tore home as Nehf
wound up for the pitch. Smith muff.
ed the throw-a passed ball, but tho
stolen base counted and so did the
score.
incidentally he has the advantage
II one hit over his brother Emil Of
the Giants. In their Thanksgiving din.
ner series" Emil proposed TO his
younger brother that the one making
the least hits In the series foot the
bill for the dinner for the whole
Meusel family.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-10-07

Jack Chesbro. whose wild pitch on
the last day OF tho 1904 season pre-.
vented the Yanks from winning a pen.
nant saw his old team in n worlds
series contest yesterday. II waS the
first time he had seen an American
league club In action since he retired
from the diamond. Chesbro pitched
the yanks to Al victories In 1904. lie
led the national league in 1901, and
1902, pitching for Pittsburgh.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-10-07

I'VE will be right hack with tho
same old combination. II may be Ilnr.
per. II ina be shawkey. will not
decide until just before the game, !"
was Manager Huggins comment
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-10-07

When George Burns was called out
while trying to steal second, In the
eighth, he sat on the bag for u min
ute or two looking at the umpire. II
he said anything to him, that officia'
kept Il tohimself. Finally Burns walk,
ed toward the field carrying u small
portion Of the Polo Grounds with him.
There's nothing to IL, IT'S a clnch,"
was Babe Ruth's comment after the
game.
Besides pitching we'll Hoyt exhibited
n good hook slide. After his hit In
the third inning. Nchf tried several
times TO nip his rival off first, but
the Yank twirlcr got back to first
each time. with finely executed Ty
Cobb slide.
81 am not Mt all discouraged. eN-
pcct the Giants to 30 out and win
for Toney," declared McGraw OF the
Giants as he announced that the big
twirler would be sent against the
yanks ,oday--the third game OF the
series. 81 am confident that they will
do it, he added.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-10-07

Analysis OF Yesterdays pitching
duel In the second worlds series game
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-10-07

Nick Altrock. famous comedian oft he
Washington Americans believes the
series Is too serious. lie is fpoing TO
put some comedy into Il today. with
Al Sohacht, also OF Washington. Ait.
rock will stage his entire repertoire
Of funny antics on the side lines be.
fore today's game.
Fifty.five base halls were used in
the second game. out of five dozen
brand new ones. furnished by the
Yanks. as II was their day. at home"
the umpires saved five to use in early
batting practice today The balls for
ioday's game will be furnished BY the
Giants.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
mo RELATIVES

The condemned said he hod relatives"
This cryptic statement in the concerning
rather a youth, for he is but 20 who must
hang for murder, tells much than the rest of
the story in which was detailed the account of
killing.
No one cared. seemingly what was become OF
This who - wandering about the world
without responsibility and without restraint. an
easy prey to temptations for evil and with no in
centive follow the right path save his own sleek
comfort.
It is not surprising that he had gun and less
surprising that. when half drunk with Illicit booze
he resented the approach of officer and shot
to kill
His simple statement Of lack of some contact
with the human family, other than the casual
quaintanceship with strangers is striking evidence
of the salvation that lies in the od-fashioned
family.
Occasionally there arises a radical of thought
Who would return the days Of Sparta when chill
dren were considered the property of the state
He will argue brilliantly that all boys and all girls
should start upon equality in life. with the
governmental training the weapons for fight
ing lifes battles. the same start.
Then the fabric falls before some such case as
this which proves that it is the heart which rules
the world and that the affections guard over
morality and civilization itself.
To every human being there must be some one TO
whom the heart turns with tender thoughts for
whose good opinion there is respect for whose love
is a deeply imbedded longing.
Such attachments need not necessarily be those
of blood. but there must be a relationship bond
that holds the human heart lives become mere
wreckage. NO relatives" tells its own pitiabIe
story
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
YOUR PHILOSOPHY.

You. az some time or other in your life. have sat
late al night before a fireplace with a group OF
friends Conversation drifted into an exchange OF
philosophical vievs-why we here on earth, why
so many fail. and what constitutes success
Out Of such discussions. like hooking jinni
rises glazing truth-that every individual develops
personal philosophy of life to ht his degree Of sue
cess or failure.
Aesop.s fox. who could not leap high enough to
pluck the grapes. comforted himself with The
grapes are sour
The man who has accumulated so much money
that II makes him uneasy. has for his abb: 1t
doesn't matter how much wealth man has as long
az ne doesn't misuse it,
Mrs. Wigs Of the cabbage patch. in dire poverty.
hypnotlzed herself into a philosophy that she was
happier without riches.
Socrates and his soap-box orators, not having
much material wealth. philosophical that nothing
matters except pure intellect.
The prize in this line goes the celebrated Athen-
fan philosopher loafer who when king heard OF
his wisdom and promised him gift he wanted
answered Then step TO side. on are obstruct-
ing my sunlight"
one Of the finest temperance lectures Of all
time was delivered in Kansas by speaker so drunk
he almost had to be propped up.
Actually. he did not believe in temperance, other
wise ne wouldn't have kept the distileries working
overtime
But realizing that he was not Of normal temper
ance he grated his "don't-drnk" philosophy, as an
abb for his failure and hypnotized himself into be-
Iieving :hat he really beved it,
Similarly you are apt to hear great speech on
honesty by a man who wouldn't hesitate at robbing
an orphan asylum
This development OF elastic PHILOSOPHERS, TO tit
personal failure is a dangerous form OF abb.
Unless man constantly guards himself, he Is apt
10 fall into a state of auto-hypnoss in which he
shoulders blame for his SHORTCOMINGS 10 some
thing other than the real cause. which is-himsef
Hence we have. in America, alarming growth
OF fatalism.
It's a good idea occasionally. to pick your phil
osophy up by the nape of the neck and submit 1t to
the acid test of Emerson's Law of Compensation
that all conditions are the logical results of definite
causes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
HAYS NEW PROJECT.

It is an unusual week that passes without VIII
Hays. Indiana man. does not find way OF
improving the postal service.
In an order TO postmasters he has found a way
Of avoiding the usual Christmas congestion by US
ing public school buildings sub-statons which
packages would be taken by motor trucks and re-
Heving carriers from unusual burdens
His suggestion brings strkingly TO attention the
fact that more general Of public school build
ings might be a move that would bring real
suits
These buildings represent plant value" OF many
thousands of dollars. Most OF them used but five
days week and then for only a part OF the day.
They belong to the people and should be open
to the public for purpose that does not in
terfere with the education OF children
Community meetings. lectures. even dances are
possible TO which they could be put.
The theory Of Mr.. Hays. the postmaster general. is
that public property should be put 10 public use
and in cities his plan will result in earlier
deliveries Of mali Christmas and in relieving
employees of a large Fart of unnecessary labor.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
4 CONTINENT OF HATE.

TO was appalling picture which Premier BRAND
painted TO the disarmament conference in defense
Of the large standing army of France picture OF
a continent which must seemingly, continue
an armed camp Tor years and with no outlook for
relief
Russia ne declares has 2O.Oc0OOO men who are
and Joining with a hating rebellious desperate
Germany. destroy the very foundations Of civilza-
ton.
He gave the photograph OF Germany France
sees Il today Germany that has lost none Of its
ancient hates but with every old grudge intensi-
fed 10y indignation against its burdens of reparaton
and desperate 60 the point being willing TO fight
on rather than bear the sacrifices imposed upon her
II that picture be a true one. what is the hope?
Certainly there is not the slightest glimmer of
solution in the suggestion that France must keep
on with her million men in arms maintaining her
self an armed camp against the constant threat
OF invasion. struggling along with fear and hate
her heart and with her people compelled TO
suffer endlessly.
Possibly before this session ends some real states
with diplomatic tongue viii change the word
League" 90 Association" and propose that the
peoples or the earth. including Germany Russia.
gather together for conference that will Justly
and permanently settle questions national integ
rty and aims.
He may suggest that the time has passed for see
ing how much tribute just or otherwise may be OBJ
tanned from those who are vanauished
He may suggest that the people OF Russia be led
by example ard aid 10 living lives and getting
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22

away from the starvation that followed the rule Of
the Bolshevik.
Unless this be done not only France but every
other nation must spend it, time in aiming.
II is inconceivable that the people Of Germany
want 20 go on lighting. They have rid themselves
OF the burden autocracy. They must desire 20 be
free Of the methods and morals OF autocracy.
II is unbelievable that Russia is bent living by
the sword and would not prefer 20 enjoy the bene-
fits OF the freedom gained when It threw of the
yoke OF the
The speech Of BRAND IS the most eloquent argu-
ment yet made for that ideal which first voiced
at the Versailles conference and then destroyed by
this country.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
More TRUTH
Than pOQtru
nm .IAnOS Il AONtA@lIQ y
~ JdIN2S 81 MQALS


On OYSTERS.
We always thought the oysters life
Was one Of soft, luxurious ease.
Devoid Of care. remote from strife
Beneath the blue abysmal seas.
We fancied. though Il held no thrills
That stir a more developed mind,
At least It did not bring the ills
That plague and trouble human
kind
We've envied him his perfect peace.
When grippe has racked our VI
tails. oft
When doctors brought US no sur
cease,
We've thought he had it pretty
soft.
Through limited his mental scope.
His simple wants are satisfied,
And now and then we've had the
hope
To be an oyster when we died.
But in the news we've read Of late
That in the deep and oOzy bowers
Dread epidemics decimate
The oysters ranks as they do ours.
Hot, raging fevers rack his head
He writhes and means the long
days through
Upon the Shiny ocean bed,
a helpless sufferer from flu.
It's bad enough 20 have 10 dwell
Amid the bleak and bitter brine,
Shut up within a narrow cell
With only ooze on which 20 dine.
II also he's compelled TO burn
With fever throbbing through his
brow,
His lot is hard-we do not yearn
To be a simple oyster now.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
dust EOIRs @g.66 EEL 5ssssz

A PRAYER TO THE GOD OF GOLF
Oh. god Of golf. now hear my plea:
Make fair putter out Of me!
/ do not ask of YOU too much,
The champions sure and certain
touch.
The master stroke-just teach me
now
To get four-foot putt somehow.
Upon the practice green I can
Get down my ball with any man.
But when the game grows close and
tense
Somehow I lose all putting sense
Teach me, I pray thee, then, 20
stand
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
THE WHITE HOUSE TURK

The fame of Rhode Island rasses-for the year
at least-with the announcement that the Thanks
giving turkey comes this year a gift from Texas
and that it weighs 55 pounds
Can president really be thankful for such a do
nation?
Ii may be remembered that weight and age run
together with turkeys we'll chorus ladies and
it may be taken for granted this monster bird
which appeals for the presidential carver has seen
at least other Thanksgiving during its lifetime
and that the passing months have added other
things than tenderness to II nature
The picture OF president standing before this
gigantic emblem of prosperity and welding out
great slabs of white and dark meat to the members
Of his cabinet and household might be a wonderful
ad for Texas-but terrible for the digestion of the
president.
II he tries 20 eat that mountainous bid it is
quite likely that Warren will sigh for the old days
at Marion when he could walk down TO the corner
grocery and pick out a ten-pound bird tuck it un-
der his and be free from any terrors Of the
after
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
VERSE o. CHEER
GOODBYE MR.. TURKEY.
By Edgar L. Jones

GOODB0E Nix. II KIAE1.
Goodbye Mr.. Turkey. my axe is get
tin sharp,
You'h soon be in heavin' playin' on
a turkey harp;
/ kinda hate 10 do il, YOU hev grown
so big and fine
But I've gotta cut your gobble OF
an so You needn't whine.
Thanksgivin day is nearin' an 1
kinda calculate
rhet tn proper place fer turkes is
upon tn center plate
With tn good Of oyster dressin'
oozin up an roundabout
With IN youngsters thar to greet
you with a merry, happy shout.
Yore gobble just halnt in it with
tibet happy shout Of theirs
SO I'm gonna chop yore gobble Off
you'd better say yore prayers.
Goodbye Mr.. Turkey. you needn't
strut and fuss,
You've gobbled all tn gobbles at
you ever will at us
TIL occasion hez arisen where we
need YOU on a plate;
You will hold tn place Of honor
which YOU should appreciate.
In tn center o. tn table where tn
children bright an gay
VIII be powerful glad % greet YOU
there, upon Thanksgiving day.
You VIII I'LL tn day with sunshine
for tn younger folks at least
For with you upon tn platter it WIN
be a happy feast.
SO YOU might as we'll git ready you
are headed fer tn slSids
Cause I'm gonna chop wore gobble
off and give il 10 tn kids.
EDGAR L JONES
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
Lamp Shades
Ready Made Or Ready to
Cover

Shades for floor or Junior lamps in colors
that light up well range in price from
$500 to $4,000. Table lamp shades
are $3.50 to $3.50.
But, why not make the shades for your
own home or for gifts yourselfp They
aren't at all difficult and you can then
select just the colors and materials you
wish We have wide assortment Of ma
terials for making with trimmings. Of braid
and fringe and flowers. An instructor in
our Lamp shop will teach you free of
charge how to make a shade and you can
come up at any time
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
CHRISTMAS SEALS.

The custom of sending Christmas
presents early and putting do Not
Open Until Christmas seals uFon
them is helping 10 solve the Christ
mas mail problem. You can buy
these and many other Christmas
seals at the Book Shop, 119 y. Mich
lgan st. Come I'm now while our
stocks are complete and the variety
is large. 326
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
EAT AN APPLE a DAY AND
KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY

We have the finest selections in
box apples that we have ever had,
for eating and baking There is no
reason why you cannot have a box
If you will call for them. Just un-
loaded five cars. Extra fancy De
licious. all sizes, per box $3.50; ex-
ira fancy Spitzenburg, all sizes. per
box $3.50. Extra fancy JOnathans,
all sizes. per box S2.75. Schuler
Klingel & Co, 1918 ". Bronson
ST. Geo Butzbach. 32T
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22

AS one whose brain controls the
hand.
Teach me 10 know that never up
Is never 10 get in the cUp.'
Grant me a little sense in this.
To give the ball a chance to miss;
And when the line describes a curve,
Defend ne from a faltering nerve.
Let me be bold as bold as they
Who win my golf balls when I play;
Teach me in every circumstance
At least 20 give the ball q chance,
And let me hope. as other men.
To hole a long one, now and then.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
A TIP FROM OUR CARELESS
CUSTOMERS.

Roy Wolfe the horse doctor park
ed his Ford in front of a fire hydrant
and the police car dragged It to the
station. a friends of Docs tipped
him off. Doc went over 20 the AIish-
awake police station and said, Cant
a man park his car in this hick berg
without having IL stolen" The
Mishawaka cop called South Bend
and reported Docs car stolen. Doc
then came back to South Bend and
got his car without paying a fine.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
The TowQrg'BabQl|
eSy Bill Armstrong
THOUGHTS on BEING JIIrED.

THOUGHTS on BEING JIITED.
Perhaps some sweet day when your
brown hair is gray
And you're wrinkled way down TO
your toes
Your mem'ry will wander and may
hap you'll ponder
on just how you lost me. Who
knows?
Maybe at that you'll confde IN your
cat
AS you rustic the leaves in your cup
That you made a mistake and things
might have been jake
II you just hadn't given me up.
Perhaps recollection will bring an
affection
And you'll moan as you stroke kit
tvs tail.
IAN impossible bid from a lovable
kid
Devoid Of the lucre called Kale.
Your heart may be broken in that
case just sOaken
Your sorrow in ten year old rye
And Ill bet a banana to your red
bandanna
That sometimes you'll want me and
sigh.
II so. ladye faire, and you still think
you care
For the wreck Of the man you once
knew
You can get me by wirfn e. you
damnable siren
IT want you. old saphead, I do.
II I have to use force I'll secure a
divorce
Send my kids TO the school meath
the Dome
/ Then I'll pack up my grip and our
honeymoon trip
Will be spent in an Old Peoples
Home.
wo'K.
We see by the Elks News tina;
Sam Schwartz is the esteemed
local knight Of the lodge.
Andy Weisberg, they say, built a
shed on the roof of his hotel for
/ boxing matches causing our editor
TO inquire if they don't intend 20
/ occasionally wallop the Dining room
/ prices up there as we'll.
THINGS WE NEVER EXPECT TO
SEE.
A dividend check from our stand
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
OtherE ditOrs Than Ours
OPPORTUNITY
Cincinnati Post.

Roland o. Lamb, II years old dies. He rose
from office boy 10 president OF the John Hancock
Mutual Life Insurance company.
Henry Ford had a bicycle repair shop. In 1904
his first year auto maker. he made 17OS
cars. This year about 100000 cars
Opportunities young man. are just as big and
just as many today They always viii be.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
NOVEL.



Ultra-rapid movies, which show YOU fast action
slowed down ell details be watched are be-
ing used 20 show boxers and golfers their defects
The golfer who cannot understand why he misses
the ball quickly sees mis- defect when he watches
a specially made ultra-rapid movie OF himself
Watch this invention, for important discoveries
Il mans first success a. eliminating time-trans
forming a minute into hour. Comforting 10
Einstein, who says that time space are rela-
tive. not actually existing fixed units
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22

OF The big values that are offered
by the Hastings Realty Co. 7-room
house. y. Adam, $4,000, SEQ down;
7-room modern house. O'Brien ST.
$4,000 $500. down; 4-room house
Mccartney ST.. S2,5O0. $500 down;
many other good values. Hastings
21s y. Michigan. p. L 6440. Oul
Office open evenings. 32I
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22

ard oil stock.
Eleven westerners on Camps All
American.
Willie Hoppe go up in the air.
Lodge. Hughes and Lloyd George
without a mustache.
A girl complaining because she
has dimples.
Charley Sax in overalls
A. r. Erskine driving a Ford.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22

Houston Post)

II YOU want 20 live to be old no one can raise
a question about you. solid. substantial food
and walk as much possible.
That is the sensible formula OF F. r Mekus cee-
bratng his 10th birthday anniversary al Defiance,
Ohio
His third ingredient is plenty OF pinochle." Any
other hobby will do. Takes a hobby 20 keep the
mind and heart young.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
4 Poor Argument

After watching the Army-Navy
football game the foreign delegates
TO the Arms Conference are likely TO
figure that we don't need any weap-
ons but those we were born with.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-22
HER LOVER SENT
CHRNSANTHENI-

She was a charming girl and he
was bright young fellow. To
prove his revotion and thoughtful
ness he sent her Chrysanthemums
on Thanksgiving and OF course he
got them from Adam Beehler. the
Florist Main 1899. asst