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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
somethina That Is Cheap.

The director of the American Mu-
scum of Natural History announces
that mastodon bones are a drug on the
market and prices afe down TO nearly
nothing. If you have been delaying
your purchase of mastOdOn bones, now
IL the time TO lay in q supply.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
Few can Affera eloomu -.

II Is natural TO love the sunshine
OF HE and TO dread its shadows and
STORMS How much does this trait
IN human nature affect US in our bust
ness career? 1t has indeed so much
70 DO with 1t that the only man who
can really afford sad countenance
Is the one whose fortune is already
made and safely sailed away In gov
eminent Notwithstanding
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
Under Radio Guidance.

1t is now possible TO send crew
less vessel as far as radio impulses
will carry. The same means can be
used in sending a giant torpedo
against a foe regardless Of how far
distant the enemy might be, provided
no Is within reach of the radio. In
vessels the device is attached TO the
fuel engioe, the water engine and the
steering mechanism making IL possible
to guide. fuel and water by radio.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
The Unihformed.

At the height of the Derby fever in
London two men were arguing on
literary subject on the top of an Omni-
bus: well" said one, John puts
Bleak House first and Martin Chuz-
Zlewit' second" a hOarse voice inter
rupted from the seat behind. Gentle
men," it said. = don't know your pal
John, but you're bein had. There's no
such horses runnin'"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
TESTING Atmospheric Pollution.

Automatic records of atmospheric
pollution are kept in England by
means of an air filter which at the
end of every fifteen minutes draws
known volume of air through a piece
Of fine blOtting paper. The darkness
of the circle of denoSit left on the
paper Indicates the amount of sus-
pended matter in the air.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
PROBLEM IN MASKS
BY CAROLINE n. WILSON.
1921. BY Meclure Newspaper syndicate.

&c. 1921. BY Mcclure Newspaper SyndieaJel
How utterly absurd" exclaimed
Cecile, impatiently tossing her book
onto the table.
why. what is absurd. and what are
you reading. anway?" asked Florence.
The MaSquerader' and il is pre-
pOsterouS 10 suppose that the wife Of
one man could mistake the other man
for her own husband. 1t is ridiculous.
1 say"
-Oh. ! don't know" said Florence.
Il agree with Cecile." exclaimed We
roma, Western girl, and Il pupil OF
SaFgent's gymnastic school. Some
trick OF speech, some mannerlSm. or
peculiarly OF department, would sure
ly give one away"
That's So" chimed in Rachel. Just
look at this room full OF girls. for in
stance No two of us are alike. Mary
calls everyone my dear and c1c.aims
oh. grief: every time thar anything
goes wrong. Florence's pet express
sion is 'Gummy' Cecile * generally
mute. Maud could be identified any
where by her laugh, and | suppose
have my SHARE of peculiaritieS"
Then Florence talks All the time
talks -, b,r,.If q,
..N-,u- .,,I,ad Nr,rd ,,,,,ir., ~ Pc
chefs defense, you just try being
somebody else. as Mr.. Lode did. and
you viii notice those things"
"Gunrn, ,,. ..,-,.joi,nad tIorerca at
have inst rn.. idea Is, Then SIN, ,,,usad
ayes / have IT,"
"Vau ,.l.t * trs- asked ca,.fIa In
tere>i.d io SEQ If onvora ,.,,,ld solve
the uro;,.,u fhat had peri,i.yed her
wv. win have , stnnt s,,,,,- ,r ain
ner tou-.-br and Imnersonata .,,b 9TH
or ,rhan We win 600 If +. ,.b,ne,as
CeciIe.s mind os r, Tho r,.-.,.flrt,. 81
Ioder raE.u. the n1aca or Cluc,ra suc-
cessrrllv."
agreed. We have half an hour 70
dress ~ said NTaud $50 Tor ms ~. T., ou-
rooms
n v-..e pI.p,ad rb,t Maud WIS 70
take ne. NM az ,,acfIa The .,,-,.r ,na
ana fI.. ,,,-o-ast or tho ,.,.,r.,.-.. bnrsa
fan,iIv sf.ra tho bofs+.r,,f- ro,,,boy
who v-as rruv : faer q WIS ,t,.,Ic,aliro,
into n ,-lsrr,y.,fst of CeciIa.. Short
skirt which came nearly r,, to her
knees ,pupI.sed the Iudi,r,,.,s -fracr
t-e.fIe. I'm her room beror.. rba mir
ror. had very woe-be,nnr ,.ounte-
nance.
Florence came into the ro..., Iauab-
inc r,,r,.,rinusIv nerb,ns r.,r,..,. o,-a,.-
doin- rn.. part of Maud lIard the
tombuv. came in silently and sIiDped
into Cecile'S place. Her lips we're
tightly compressed 10 restrain from
Laughter.
That meal was a merry one. Flor
ence initiating Maud, who was always
quoting Shakespeare, presumably TO
air her knowledge of Professor Kit
tedge and his English two-class,
amused everybody.
Mary talked on every subject dear
to freshman. cuts" 'quiZzeS" and
'summonSes To the DEAN
hachel' trying 10 he western, Halted
her as rolled her RS talked about
cowboys and branding cattle. and nm
ally WaNed eloquent on woman'S rights
Verona. Vainiy trying 10 disguise her
western E'"AherlSms' talked enthusl-
asi'aiIN about me latest eA"'hItlon OF
pictures by spanish arlS'-in Bos-
Ton.
Well one might for a very short
uhe' II ne was physically IKE lhe one
ne was 'h'rerSohatlhg- hui ! think II
"ouiu ne uedulS wrong even II IL were
NcLl' sun tllIlA II WAS right.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
BENEFIT Of = Good Laugh.

However. the laugh began. it is a
recognized fact that a few healthy
''ha-has" form one of the best tOnics
imaginable. 1t gets plenty of fresh
air inrO the lungs. and generally
tones one up. Also, II eases the
nerves
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
Pretty Childish Fancy.

Billy. unlike most children. is not
afraid nf thunder One day while
playing with some of hts friends. it
started TO thunder. frightening them.
But Billy soothed them by saying,
Don't be afraid, that's only God play
ing his organ
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
Cause of Rainbow.

The rainbow is caused by the rays
OF the sun passing through drons OF
wafer and being separated by these
uFopS INTO the primary colors. A sim
liar erect can he obtained by placing
triangular piece of glass before the
eyes ia the sunlight.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
HonefuI Outlook

We'll" said the judge, what's your
argument this time? Aren't you ever
going to get over the habit Of beat
ing your wife?"
Eyes, judge. I'm beginning to have
hopes. She don't look as though she
could pull through many more OF
EN-"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
corncoh Has Real Value.

The lowly corncob can be made into
many useful articles, due to a set Of
discoveries made in the bureau of
chemistry of the Department Of Agri-
culture. After Il nigh grade adhesive
is removed, pure celIulose, a very good
quality of paper. and valuable lime
products are recovered from the resi-
due
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15
BuIIfrOs Stuck to Machine.

BuIlfrog Stuck to Machine.
A big bullfrOg. although unlimited,
took a ride in an alrplane in the Phil
ippines, and the pilot was unable to
spill him out into the atmosphere even
though he performed all the stunts OF
an aerial circus.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1921-09-15

The Eye Specialist and Optometrist,
will again be in Ellis at the U. P.
Hotel, September II. Those apprec-
iating the best of service will see him
All work guaranteed. At Ellis, Sep
TENDER IT. s1t3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-16
GOVERNOR AND WIFE
SPECIAL GUESTS AT
AUTOMOTIVE SHOW

Gov. and Mrs. j. Il. A. Robertson
have accepted the invitation of the
Automobile Dealers to the big four
day Automotive Show to be held in
this city March 3, 10, II and -, and
1t is likely that the distinguished
guests will remain for the entire four
days show, duties permitting. Cover
nor Robertson Is scheduled to speak
on the second day of the show, which
is Tulsa-Oklahoma City day.
Among the numerous high class
attractions the local dealers have sign>
ed up is the Thirteen Sirens" one
o. the biggest vaudeville numbers on
the stage today.
Coming here directly from New
York there is no doubt but that the
Thirteen Sirens will delight Ard
more theatre goers. Following is
taken from New York paper con-
cerning this attraction:
Thirteen Sirens top the bill at the
Majestic this week, and they are good.
All the other acts on the bill are good,
too, which is rather unusual in vaude-
vile. And the bill this week is
cleaner than usual, which combines
with quality to make the show more
thoroughly appreciated by lovers of
this kinl of a show than some of the
more laughable ones.
However, there are plenty OF
loughs, both in the Thirteen Sirens,
which is a vehicle of Frank STAN
mers' musical skit, in which Frank
Dobson takes the leading role and
in the comedy satire, "At the Phone"
jeanette Childs in The Joy Girls,
probably is the best of the singles on
this weeks bill. She gives COM
bination of periodic singing, national,
and Individual mimicry, with some
eccentric dancing. John and Nellie
Olms have a sleight-of-hand act that
is clever, but its novelty is altogether
confined to the material used rather
than to the methods, some of which
are relics of an earlier day.
Jim and Marian Harkins talk about
their neighbors. Their neighbors are
their fellow members of the show,
ami Jim's facial expression at times
IS worth IS much as his line of chat
ter. Francis Yates and Gus Reed
stage u little comedy with some good
singing and a denouement that ex-
emplifes the kind of girl that will
make some fellow good husband"
Reeds voice is exceptionally good,
and Yates showed wonderful self con-
troll Sunday night when he failed to
twitch his dace Or move his hand in
response to the very persistent efforts
OF very annoying member of the fly
family that strayed into the show.
More real art, however, was evil
denced in the final act Of the SHOW
in which dogs, thoroughly trained,
pose for still pantomimes in little
allegory of n dogs dream. Patience
of training and success are the visible
effort and result.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-16
SOME MORE RECONSIDERATION ON
THE OUTCOME OF THE PRIMARIES

ton that is the commissioner from
the First W ard. Roy Shores. Mr..
Shores has told his friends that he is
going to make the race for reelection
and has already been doing a little
campaigning in his own behalf. The
commissioners from the other wards
have not made a declaration so far,
with the exception of Commissioner
Young from the Fourth who an.
nouncod some time ago that after
his present term expired he would
be out Of politics forever and would
not have his present job for another
term on n bet.
Registration books will be open by
Walter Thompson, secretary Of the
county election board, at his place of
business on North Washington street,
from February To March inclusive.
and all who desire their names on the
ticket had better subscribe their sig
natures or else they will be left out.
The forthcoming brawl Of ballots
promises TO bc right interesting az.
fair and as the day Of election draws
near 1t is developing more interest.
The chances are that more votes will
be cast IN the city primary than therc
was In the county primary last Au-
gust, and one and all are eagerly
waiting the outcome, but in the mean
time the candidates are not overlook
ing any bets.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-16
TWO OF CITY'S
CHURCHES HAVE
SPLENDID MUSICAL
ORGANIZATIONS

ArdTnore has two splendid musical
organizations of which but little is
known outside their own scope of ac-
tivity. These are the Broadway Meth
odist orchestra and the Broadway Bap-
tist church orchestra.
The latter was organized November
J. with Fred Wilson, as director.
Programs have been given through
out the Sunday school services, and
on last Sunday night the first OF a
series of 3O-minutc concerts TO be
given preceding the services. was Civ
en. The personnel uf the Baptist or
ctestra is Fred Wilson director and
first violin; Robert Hefner and jesse
line Ormsby first violins: g. X. Bein-
dord second violin; Jesse Kinney, vio-
Ia; Levi Swinford, double bass; l.. d.
Lucas, Eugene Poole cornets; r. G.
Briscoe and Vivian Crucc. clarinets;
Carl Horn. trombone; Nina Hyslop,
French horn; Halle Lanford. saxa-
phone; j. NJ. Lanf0rd, tuba; Florence
Davidson. piano.
The Broadway Methodist orchestra,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-16

What is likely to happen in the
coming primary election to be held
March Is for the purpose of selecting
candidates ON the Democratic ticket
for city officials?
That is a question several anxious
citizens Of this city would like to
solve or have solved for them at this
time, but the answer is no nearer
the horizon than it was when the
campaign first started
Interest is centered principally
around the race for the nomination
of chief Of police, and with seven
candidates already in the running,
and with n certainty that more will
be added to the list, the whole prop.
osition is up in the air
With such large field Of starters
II is not going to require a very
large number Of votes for a candidate
10 land, basng figures on the record
of the primary election last August.
and anyone who can corral more than
4Oo votes in the coming primary cleo.
iion viii land the plum.
The figures compiled from the rec
ord Of the August, 1920, primary for
the nine precincts of Ardmore, taken
from the race for Sheriff which was
the one around which most interest
mas centered. are as follows Garrett,
1446; Gillian, S6j; Akers, 5g7; total.
29OS.
The general election had another
story to tell, however. In the general
election the Republicans had out a
ticket and for their candidate for
sheriff put the name Of WIN Cardwell
forward.
fhe records OF the general election
for sheriff for the nine precincts are
as follows: Garrett, 2299; Cardwell
1914; and the socialist candidate, "A;
making a total Of 4227.
II all the entries for the office Of
chief Of police remain In to the last
Il will be readily seen that the one
who has the stounchcst friends who
do little work in his behalf will win
But after the primary comes the
general election. and then what?
One republican has made his an.
nouneement for chief OF police. Thos
IL. Curtis, proprietor Of the Ardmore
Coffee Shop in connection with the
Hotel Ardmore, and his declaration
OF principals appear in today's issue
OF this paper
The Republicans may conclude 20
send out n candidate for the mayors
sob II the sign is right and there is
plenty OF material in that party TO
supply commissioners II they could
garner enough votes.
Speaking Of the mayoralty race.
there has not been even whisper in
The Democratic ranks as to who the
probable candidate or candidates might
be, with the probable exception Of
the present incumbent. and unless
there Is marked revision In tho scale
OF wages attached TO this Job. the
general public may not lock for n loud
proclamation from the house tops
from him.
The same condition exists regarding
the commissioners. With one excep.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-16
How Old Are You?

Years don'tmake age, but looks
do. You are just as old as your
vitality. Blood makes vitality,
so that if your blood is rich, red,
pure and plentiful, a long life is
assured. The best blood medicine
is DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. There is no better
way to keep looking young than
by taking this old-fashioned
medicine that has been sold for
over half q century in all the
drug stores of the land. 1t is
now put up in tablet form as we'll
as liquid. Send 10c to DR.. Pierce,
!nvalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y,
If you want a large trial package.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-16

was organized several months ago,
and has been giving many enjoyable
programs throughout all of the sew
eral departmental programs OF the
church Comprising the orchestra OF
which r. G. Bell is director, is the
following: Mr.. Bell, clarinet; Miss
Lucie Jones, piano; Miss C. Fullbright,
violin; Charles Poulter, trombone; VIII
Poulter, bass; Cecil Graham, horn, and
Ed Simon, cornet.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-16
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-16
FOR LUMBAGO
Try Musterole. See How
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Musterole is clean, white ointment
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-02-16
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by this simple method, every house.
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Norwich bulletin., 1921-01-07
DAVIS TmEArRH

A dinner party at a faHhionaiJ.e hotei gave C. Gardner Sullivan the Idea for the theme and r!oi of Hairpins. the laf- est ncc-Paramouat-Artcra photoplny s-arring Enid Bennett which VII bk shown at the Davis theatre today and to- morrow.
 The dinner. at which afr. sulllvaa war guest. was b,ing served by waiereensa During the progress of the meal a hafr- ptn dropped from the head Of one of the young women onto th- table. She cafr- lossly picked |. m. muitefed an apoiory and replaced it in her hair.
 But Mir. Sul!ivap had his idea. He be- gan to wonder wha. sort Of wife this woman would make 10 souse r7la1. He wondered If he. as the husband ola ro- man so careless and untidy, would be contentcd. For arveral days he ponder cd. And then he srt Co work on h!s story and Iiairpins. one Of the most apnez in z l stories Mir. Sullivan hzs ever written, was the result.
 Hhirpins is a story of an old-fashioned wife. who through her failure to k@r up her personal apnearance. failed to fold the interest of her husband. wbea sch realizes Ter mistakes she sets abSui | 70 live differently.
 ! The tenth episode of Daredevil Jacs ! is in three reels and is entitled Path, 1 of Destruction and shows chanlnion Jaei | Dempsey m one of ti,e liyeliest instaii ! nents Of this thrilling EcTiai- A coiorps
 Prizma called John Tarieycorn. and vNary funny comedy. His Last Ni7 nah,
 up very intcres ing weekend bill
Norwich bulletin., 1921-01-07
AT THE BREED.

Every time we see Griffith piciucs VIC are compelled to repeat one statement He is in a class by himself
 We can't help but say it over and over again.. after thinking of the wonderful production. The Love Flower. ihe fe1- ture attraction at the Breed Sunday, Monday and Tuesday.
 Here the greatest of producers has tread on thin soil and with theme df . love of a daughter for her father. 2 bye that would even have iier plot be= nwn death to save him torment. he has treat ed it with exquisite dellcacy and sure- ness and given it those ininsitsble ioveh- es as only ne can do. making of the whole a matchless product or :be screen and which compares with grsatcst favsT with all of his former =aatc.iicSs sersEA storfes
 Matchless revelations 5f bcsu1y. strength and excitement prevail this pie- ture. It is an unusual sort of Grtnth production, for 1t borders on the rneio- dramatic in which the master hand h. jects a wonderful deep-breathed romance of the eut-of-doors; happy. thrilling and delightful, with scenes of quickentnx beauty and a gallery of scenic spIendsf. It is a story win a strange and vi- brant spirit, taken from the ColiisYs Weekly tak, Black Beach, by Rafph Stock, done with that zest and fascina- ton of storytelling only Mir. orinath enn provide. The management of the Breed theMHs takes great pride in being able e o9sE this masterpiece at this time. and VI present with this production an ezceiloni musical program and well-rOunded poF- formance of interesting short reehL
Norwich bulletin., 1921-01-07
1RFED THEATRE

New York's notorious mystery o1- tions which provide interesting rea1ing matter to the public day in and day eat are reflected vividly in the current ah traction at the Breed theatre. Whese While New York Sleeps Is being shSyA- This widely heralded productions e. claimed as the greatest screen rneiodrzma of all time. gives a very intimate kn0ui- edge Into life among the gayest of FeT Yorks gay as well as an insight ints inc harried existence of the inhabitants of the East Side.
 Director Charles J. Brabin. who Stawed the production for the Fox Film CR- poration, has made the picture in evf- sodic form, telling his story in three h- cidents, each of which Is intensely arn- matic and interesting In order to h. sure perfect realism and fidelity to G. tail the director obtained the asstStAnos of the New York police department AsA we'll known newspaper reporters, wAn gave him the benefit of their knOwtsAge of all degrees of New York society. Ths third episode is unusually sensatb0nzl depicting a tragedy of the East Side. The famous New York police boat is soe1 in thrilling midnight pistol battle wtt1 2 gang of robbers. staged on East Rive. within the shadow of the Br0oklyn bridge. Real policemen manned the beat and took part in the fight.
 Among the many interesting featufes of the picture are scenes in a million aires home, along the Gay White Way and the river front district of the East Side. Many types of people who fern the population of the great metropolis are encountered: The spectator s treat ed to a glimpse on the roof of the Nsw Amsterdam theatre and sees . dancing number from Ziegfeld's Midnight Frolic. together with gorgeous scenes hlmed in the PalaIs Royal
 Estelle Taylor Marc MacDermott. Ba1 hetczife. Harry Sothern and Wfliam Locke. composing an all-star cast. arc the principal players
 While New York Sleeps VIII contIuue at the Breed for the remainder of ths week and other pictures on the bill in- clude Buster Keaton in Neighbors. sd the Pathe News
Norwich bulletin., 1921-01-07
Shea s News Bureau Magazine Specialist
 Union Square
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Union Square
strand Theatra.

Strand TheatPe.
 The Oh! Frenohy Girl Comedy com pany opened a three days engagement here yesterday to a packed house and more than proved themselves a talented company. The comedy is clean. bright and snappy and Is handled in good shape by IrisA Billy Lewis and Al Booze Brooks, 'the dancin jars. Willard Dyer. as the handsome straight-man. talked and sang himself into favor. Essie Cal vert the dashing Prin with her winsome smile also more than made good. Today they present The Bogus Lord.
 Mary Miller Minter. the most adorable actress on the screen today. will be at the Strand theatre today in "A Yirtuous Outcast." This bewitching little star. who has twenkled on the screen in some of the best productions of motion pictures. will show that she is not only good In light comedy but shines in strong dra- matic plots as we'll
 The art of Miss Minter and the osner excellent players wno are in the cast