Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-11-28
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TOBEY TOADVINE
DIED NOVEMBER ~, 1921
(See notice elsewhere in this
paper by T. b. c.

Ma n ~ 1<AA - S4AA< - NA@ III
DIED NOVEMBER ~, 1921 Il
(See notice elsewhere in this
paper by r. B. c.
The weather has not raincd for
some time.
1.-THE theory of the eugenic
cranks Is to marry all the bow-leg
|ged men to all the knock kneed
women in order to insure q straight
legacy for the future"
A clever pun by an eminent Chi
cago divine.
With Breathitt county, Kentucky,
and Mingo, w. Va. armed, the bal
ance of power will always be with
the United States.
Ideal men exist only In the minds
OF maiden ladies who cannot for
get their one and only love affair
in which HE died.
People who visit you only when
they want q favor cannot possibly
be classed as anything except La
bility acquaintances.
A loaf Of bread, jug of wine and
thou,
Singing beside me in the wilder
ness,
oh wilderness, hide me from VOL
stead now.
We predict an abundance Of
cowlicks for these milk dieters if
they keep on keeping on.
Some parents will not attempt to
help Willie with his lessons be-
cause they have no wish to take a
chance on lowering Willie's regard
for their intelligence.
Another thing wrong with the
world is that there are too many
people trying to give advice, and
too few people willing to take it.
Both Miss Provost and Miss
Blake testified that after Miss
Rape had been found moaning in
Arbuckle's room. she said, He"
Tuesdays Journal.
This makes it look bad for Fatty.
IL the astronomers in Rome next
April decree that a year shall have
thirteen months, we will join the
northern Minnesota Swedish farm
er in hoping they do not make ii
another winter one.
NOBODY'S DARLING.
My mamma told me not to smoke.
/ don't.
Nor listen to a naughty joke
| don't.
She made it clear I must not wink
At handsome men, or even think
About intoxicating drink
/ don't.
To dance and flirt is very wrong
| don't.
Wild girls chase men, wine and
song
| don't.
kiss no boys, not even one,
Don't even know how it is done
You wouldn't think l have much
fun!
DON'T.
(Author unknown.)
III it were not for the Morning
Journal, we wonder where the
evening blast would find material
lor most or its editorials.
REWAkD-We sent messenger
boy recently to an esta Dllsnment In
TINS village with Instructions 10
bring us a certain article, L. ", ID.
When the terms were maze
known to the party in charge of
the establishment, said party re-
fused to accede to the request,
whereupon gentleman present
stepped up, PAID Tor the article,
remarked that he was a friend oil
ours and would collect from us at
the first opportunity.
This was more IMAM a week ago
and to GATE the gentleman has not
shown.
We desire to carry no bills over
into December, therefore, if the
gentleman in question will come
forward with documentary evil
dence in the form of an affidavit
drawn up by a recognized attor-
ney, and sworn to in the presence
OF reputable witnesses, to prove
he Is who he says he is, and fur
thermore, will pay for this adver-
tisement, we will take under ad-
visement the proposition Of reim-
bursting him to the extent OF the
sixty five or seventy five cents in
volyed.
The apollo club, in arranging for
the Schumann-Heln concert De-
cember 20, is giving Albuquerque
one Of the finest Christmas pres
ents the community could possibly
receive.
And please note there will be no
raised prices for this attraction
A WOULD-BE RECLUSE.
l want to go where there are no
trails,
And maps are an unknown thing;
I want to be where geography falls,
And the silence well nigh sings.
Far from the haunts Of all human
kind,
There I'd plant myself and stick,
Where the jibes and jeers Of the
human MIND
Wouldn't hit me like brick.
l want no words of the smart pale
face
To sneer that my hopes are rash,
So that's why l wish for farflung
place
When / start my first mustache.
IT. B. G