The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-10-22

lbaat dEule8 In banner LoEm 4u-o6
were: A full bath more than once
a week, Brus the teeth twtye every
! day, Sleep long hours, windows
open, Eat some vegetables d. fruit
every day, Drink at least four
glasses Of water every day, Play
half o every day out q doors,
| Drink as much milk as you can,
no tea or coffee.
The American Association Of En-
gineers. Fairmont Chapter, brought
+ out the thought in its float that the
open sewer in Coal Run Hollow
should be remedled by means .ot
a concrete sewer system. This float
showed plans for this.
The Plumbers float showeda full
size bathtub with three children
sitting inside. Also appropriate
banners.
The Dental Association had a
! large truck filled with children.
There was also some dental para
phernalia and some effective tab
leaux.
The Camp Girls rode IN automo-
| bues and carried banners.
The Salvation Army float came
| next-explained at the beginning
Of this story.
The Farm Bureau float was an
elaborate one bearing a full a OF
boys and girls belonging to farm
bureau clubs. Green ard white
were the colors carried out etfec-
| lively and the four leafed clover IN
green with four HIS represented
/ head, hand, heart and health.
The Chamber OF Commerce float
carried the two tanks OF water, one
pure and clear, the other impure
and dirty
Tho Woman's club float came
next. Pomo Spring water was ad'
! yertised by means Of q big float,
/ Martin and Leaf. grocers, carried
q float OF pure foods. Harry Lear
dressed as Cho-Cho and was in deep
trouble all the afternoon because
the school children wero persisteFt
| in following him everywhere.
The graduate nurses had a most
| beautiful float representing the
! care OF the Nurse over the health
i The w. G. r. L. had two auto
mabiles in the parade and these
carried a number Of babies, The
last carrying banners declaring Q
( Babies Rights.
The S%pitters' club was represent
ed by the Boy Scouts who carried
banners bearing such sentences as:
"SDitters' club, headquarters, court
houge. Gentlemen, barred. Spit,
hovs lt's safe for Fairnont. We
hit everything but the cuspldor'
We spread tuberculosis, d~iphtheTia'
pneumonia, grip and other as
eases. Found in the city building
one ordinance passed in 191s-neV-
The Marion County Medical AS
ISOLATION was represented by Boy
scouts who were dressed in old
clothes, They carried banners
which said: 1--WE want work result
Of 1921 health week"
The Bow Scouts also represented
the undertakers and In their some
what delapfdated clothes bo-e out
tho Thought that hard times were
indeed ahead for the u~ndertakers
With everybody determined upon
good health. Some OF their banners
/, read; "Forced out OF business. too.
much health education for Fair-
mont"
some OF the banners supplied In
the parade carried the following
drastic sayings:
mo moro tickling"
mo o digging In the ribs.
Don't kiss me.
Register our births"
we need no meat until We cut
our grinders"
"Keep u feet and tummies
warm"
"Give lis pure milk"
when We howl" there's a rea'
III We have to have O92tlles clean
How can we smile, Tiled with
castor ile.'
"Down with the soothing syrup"
"yVo want a good mother or a
real good cow"
mo more feeling teeth with dir
'ty fingers"
Don't let us become blind"
GIVE us fresh air"
mo more juggling on knees"
Don't spank US when we cry,
rub our tumnies."
mo more being walked up for ex'
hibi.iGn purposes
WEN have our rights II we have
to yell for them"
Kiwanis Not Guilty.
Tha LEiUanfs cluh hpPs to an.
nouncc that 1t was not responsible
for the actions of a certain fine
anti.tubcrculosis COW from the Ken
nedy dairy who laid down on the
lob Just as the most remarkable
float in the United States was about
to be started on yesterday after
noon. This club worked hard on
their font and tho above cow was
to have held prominent place in the
para6o. A truck had been built,
sides high and safe, the cow to
stand on exhibit as giving the very
purest milk. Just as the float was
almost finished the COW became
frightened supposedly because Of
the large numbers Of school chill
dren surrounding the truck, and de-
cided to spoil one OF the best fea-
lures OF tho parade. She kicked
the stats clean out Of the truck and
demolished everything In sight. The
Kiwanis club was forced r%egretful-
ly to give up their chance Of win
ming the beautiful prize cup Us
there was NO time to build up an
other truck. Tho original plan OF
this club, was to procure n cow OF