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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08

pose their domination, not only upon the private business OF this
city, but upon is public business a. wel-upon your government
The attempted unionirton Of the fremen was put forward as the
issue upon which ths domination was to be demonstrated; by
means Of which these radical labor leaders and agiators proposed
70 say 70 the world-snd 10 you:
Albuquerque Is not only a union town, but il a town run by
union leaders"
Up 10 the present time there has been no opposition here TO
the unions or to The organization Of workers In any private occu
patton
But the events that have transpirsd here follow closely the
course 70 be observed wherever the paid agitator and the radical
leader get into control Of organised labor. Invariably the agitators
and the radical leaders. once permitted 70 take charge Of the organ.
nations bring forward unreasonable demands; demands that are
not IN the public interest; demands that utterly disregard the pub.
lie interest. To remain within reasonable bounds; to maintain no
more than a fair position; 10 have regard for the public welfare
equally with that Of their organizations is not within the reasoning
the former their jobs and easy living depend upon the continuation
or production Of unrest and trouble. With the latter unreason, and
lack Of consideration for the public interest is a natural accompan-
iment Of radioahsm-
Wherever the agitaiOr and the radical get control, there will
be found strife; u~nju1tifed strikes; utter disregard for the public
interest and welfare-and invariably following these things will
be found Inconvenience, unnecessarily increased living costs, dis
turbances and danger Of disorder.
And these conditions are conditions which reach into our homes
and interfere in wholly untustifable and often in dangerous ways
with our private affairs and our liberties.
The right Of workers in private organizations 70 organise is
not at issue In this election But the right Of the radical leaders
Of organised workers 10 assume charge and direction Of your town
and your government Is at issue in this election; and that issue
Is a menace to you and your welfare and that Of your household
and IL demands your attention at the polls on May 20.
See to II that you're registered; so that your vote will be GER
tain 10 be cast and counted.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08
TIM PARAnLE or Sc ENG u IL.ErMANT.

"IiERE came unto me a man
who WINS In perpicxity. And
he said. I have given up the
attempt TO understand Life. 1
believe the old hymn which
saith.
This world Is all a Fleetins
show.
For mans illusion given.
And I said unto him. I have
had the advantage OF a Collcdge
Education. And among the
things that l learned In collcdge
was a song. which said;
The elephant now walks round.
The band begins to play.
The boys before the monkeys
cage
Had better keep away.
For the elephant now walks
round.
And thus did TIE som proceed.
forever citing the Fact Itself as
the Explanation Of the Fact.
That IL the philosophy OF the
Ding an SIGH, which mcanoth,
the Thing-ln-ltEelf.
And ne said. That Is n Fool
Sons, and II hardly worth four
years Of COllcdgc.
And 1 said, Consider the Ding
an Hich. the Elephant. He 10
the Thesis. Ho iH tangible. pom
doTable, undeniablc Reality. hut
L-N-Na A. A.. a...Na.NL ANnnanNN
into an AntiihcslH, I'll as lic-
gel taught. lie IN not Statick Ho
wulkoth around. That should
prepare us for su Hcgelian syn
thesis. And De b. not unrelated.
He N preceded by the Band, and
followed by the Monkeys in their
Cagc. That suggcstoth Eiustcln's
Helstivity. but consider ais the
boys. Wherefore should they
keep away from the Cage OF the
Nonkeysf IL that thoorcm refer
able 90 Ethlrka or 20 CaHuiotry at
20 Pulltickal Economy n u
were not for the boys with their
Peanuts and their Quarters, the
Elephant were not here. but IN
Ethiopia. And IN that event.
would ne be the same Elephant
IL a Wild Elephant IN Ethiopia
ms same klfNiANf ~ IN LAfT
plant az tho sauie time iu Jersey
City or in knlamazoof Can We
answer save 90 We go back 10
Plato. and discover the Ideal
Elephant who ~ before all Par
tlcuiar Elcphunts3
And he said Much learning hath
made thee mad. Thou ana Plato
and IleEci and EinEtcin and all
thoao other old boys are "A Bunch
Of Nuts.
Ana l said. ! am not 40 mad az
those who give up the problem.
or WHO have not the courage 90
think u through. Neither am
content 10 explain the Pact by the
Fact. a. doth the Song.
Aud said. I have uat IN for
some time az this Greatest Show
% Earth, and ! have ceased try
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08
AT THE ENDS OF A VILLAGE STREET

~ REENyILLE, Tenn, has a main street two miles long. sat one
end. over a little onestory frame house, is a sign, "A. johnson,
~ Tailor"
At the other end Of the street IS q marble monument bearing
the inscription, "A. johnson, President.
"a. johnson" was the Andrew johnson who became president
when Abraham Lincoln was assasstnated.
The two signs in 0rcenvile, Tenn, again bring home the feet
that America is a land Of equal opportunity. While chance may play
a big part Ia your life a humble beginning does not bar you from the
White House " any other topnofeh c-adership-pohtical scientific,
industrial or financial.
We make tanors into presidents in this country, and poor book
keepers into John d. observation-disclosures we have no caste system
We make switchmen into railway executives and restaurant
walters into great lawyers, because we have thus far escaped not
only the caste system. but class domination as well.
This nation, God be praised. is still the land Of equal opportunity
BY w~afchfulness and courage we can kerp IL so, TO the end that
every man and woman who has the desire and the courage and the
will 10 win may be a winner.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08

out high explosives as Co expect u TO
be fought without gas
Besides. now that We understand
gas warfare and are trained 20 take
care OF ourselves In II, we would rather
fight with gas than with high eNplos-
ives. I'll tell you why We are learn
ing that Of every hundred men gass-
ed, probably not onc-tenth as many
die AZ among "A hundred wounded with
bullets and high explosives.
Moreover, we are learning that II
We como through gas alive We ran re-
turn TO our nrcsides with all our limbs
and our eyes. aud without torn and
disfigurcd bodies 10 carry through
life"
But Voc Ia the army or the nation
that does not keep up with the times
The Angel OF Death viii breathe In
their faces!
(NrNt Aulcls="uow our Great
Ciuc~ May bc Wipcd Out
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08
How Shall We Honor You, Mothers
of Men?
BY BERTON BRALEY

How shall we honor you, mothers of mcnl
How shall we speak our praise
OF you whose tenderness follows MS
Over the wide worlds ways9
For pain you suffered that we might live
For struggle and sacrifice
How shall we pay you, mothers Of men,
For things beyond all pricef
1--WE seek no glory, children we love,
What payment could you make
So sweet 10 US rs to kno wour gifts
Can still be yours 10 takcf'
So we give our faith and our love and trust
And ask no more than this
A smile that shows you understand
And, now and then a kiss
On. n woman bore tie Son Of God
The world Of men 10 save;
And his heart was the heart compassionate
That Mary, his mother, gave.
And the nearest rove 20 the Sayior's love,
Which changes not nor dies.
Is the love that leaps in a mothers heart
And glows in a mothers eyes!
Copyright, 1a2l BY the Newspaper Entcrpriso Associate
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08
R~tMARKABIlE REMARKs.

Tho first time o man IL elected iE
doubtless the most thrilling. but ! am
not suro but that a reelection h most
satisfying Gillott.
There were introduced In the last
congress e total OF about 10000 bills
Of this nature tpensions, private
claims. ctrl and u cost s. apiece 90
print them senator Moses.
Norv nearly $4,000 900. 900 is now
invested in municipal securities IN
this country, not uuo cent Of the tn
coiu. of which a. taxable -HsproHeu-
-tttiy" NicholaB IongW orth.
The war Of 1914 w1s only an in.
cidDut iE tho nght that has guDc on
for 5000 ear between tho fatlus
and the Tcutons Marshal EHybl
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08
Yes, Father Knows It's Bargain Day,
When Mother Charges in the Fray!
Today's Rhyme by Frances Boardman

words. Children. possibly may Fl In dealing with IN, bargain sale.
but / shall do my best to Sing this Form Of Licensed Hiotng-mis Fear
Feminine Cnrousc. In which tho meckcst little Spouse who ever made
a cup Of Tea. becomes a Aborirtnc! once let h"r get a passing HINT from
Something in a Public Print, that Costs are being snapped n IIaIf-shr
Laughs a grim and shouu'h Laugh. puts o. her Hat, and sys "Good-By"
the Blood.Lust cleaning h her Bye she Joins the shock Troops AZ tho
Front and starts a fierce. relentless Hunt for Something; Anything will
DO that shows % Price Mark cut % Two. 4 sailor Hat. a Yard OF Creme
a ish-Iun, Gaucra or some Tape q Bird-Cagc. Corsata, uNmrd Tics. or
any sort of Merchandise VIII ratsy her Craze for Loot. " sho can buy
a cheap to Boot AnG that H Fathers cue 10 say, Tho Woman
DOESN'T always pay
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08

Afsrmer has the best chance OF living longest. An office worker S
life averages the shortest.
Obviously, since these are only average figures, they do not apply
10 oil workers in any Of the occupations.
We ell know farmers who have died young. And occasionally
IN an office you find an old man who looks as IL he came over with
Columbus.
But the figures do reveal the effects Of hazard and indoor con
finement on o workers lifetime. They should be Of especial interest
10 the young man uncertain about what line Of work he viii follow
through life.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08
WHY 1T WAS FATAL

TILE railway executives are kept busy explaining why, in spite Of
increased rates and government guarantee money, the railroads
: are slipping farther and farther in the hole. Some Of their ex-
plantations sound like the speech Of the rural lawyer in the justice
Of the peace court.
Your Honor, - he exclaimed, IF the train had been running as
She should have been ran; IL the bell had been rung as II should have
been rang; il the whistle had been blown, as II should have been
blew; both Of which they did ncther, the COW would not have been
injured when she was killed"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08

ing to explain u by reckoning
with the Elephants and the Mon
keys and the Camels and tho
Asses aad the He-goats and tho
clowns and the Acrobats. Above
them all, yea, above the Ring
masters and the Billstickers ls
the owner. who planncth and ac-
compliEheth.
And tho man said. what thou
sayeth IAsteneth good TO mo.
And I said. l am not yot fin
ishcd. am more than a spec
tator on 1fe's blcachcrs. am
part Of the show. Humble ~ my
stunt ! leap through no Hoops
ana ! do not perform on the ny
ing Trnpeze. Yet do I sock TO
make my round IN the saw-dust
orbit 81 this Highly Moral Per-
Torrance AZ an Honest man may
and ought. and 90 do mine hum
bic part 20 that when I come
round again to the plIcc whore
I entered the ring. whether men
applaud mc or no. | shall have
made mes show 10 every man
and woman I have known "a 1T
tor worth the price Of admission
plus the val tax.
And he said, I did not quite
get thee IN all that lingo about
Einstein and Plato, but what
thou nov Eaycth I understand.
and thou art Dead Right.
WILLIAM T. BARTON.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08

government report from London. "One Of the largest items Of cx.
ports by air last year was mems clothing. The bulk Of aerial imports
was womens clothing, furs, hats, hosiery, moving picture films, per
fumery, jewelry and precious stones"
The latter items suggest that smugglers Of the future may use
the airplane for crossing international frontiers. Liquor already is
Being brought into the United States from Canada aud Mexico by
air route.
A Jules Verne would have no difficulty concciving a future day
when flying freight trains may cause railroads uncomfortable
competition.
In a flood Of memoirs, various Washington ex-officials are
iatting on each other. About the only war workers who got along
together without wrangling were the boys who die the fighting. They
are too busy getting enough 10 eat and wear 10 do much talking
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08
WHEN WILL YOU DEP

THE kind Of work you are doing determines the number Of years
you probably vii. live.
The department Of labor investigates the death rate in many
different occupations. II finds that the average death age in these
lines Of work, for both men and women, is As.
How long will you lvef
Possibly the answer is in the following list Of occupations and
average age Of death as compiled by the department
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08
FLYING BOxCARS

NJ OUD get quite a shock IL an airplane Swooped down into your
N back yard one Of these mornings and delivered a ton Of coal or
= a dozen photograph records.
And yet. is that day so far Off
About 45OO0OW worth Of freight was carried by airShip last
xear across the English Channel, between Great Britain and the
continent
Foreign trade by air will be much bigger this year, - says the
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08
~'lnhumanity of Poison
Gas Warfare May
Be a Delusion

(EDITOR'S NOTE-This l. the
fourth OF siN articles on this im-
Irortant subIcCt by Hcrbcft
Quick. Investigator and writer on
vital questions OF political. social
and commercial sConOmy.D
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08

"Of every 20 factories destroyed IN
France In the war. we have recon-
structed six Rene Niyiani. former
French premier.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08

III family usually begins 4
economiAc after . ten-hack ia.
ncraL. Tn fake promoter knows
that most folks want somcpin fer
notliln' "a had that ihcyn bciicNc
AM Wiling
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-05-08

(NrNt AuicL-"HOw our Great
Citie~ May h. Mipcd Out
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24
WANTED

WANTED-A position by an ex-
perienced chauffeur, driving truck
or private car. VIII go anywhere.
Address st. Johnsbury, VT. Lock
Box ~ 48-53
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24
$4,000 BOTTLES
SOLD in NEW YORK
Biggest Thing OF Kind
Ever Seen in That State,
Says Big Wholesaler

The fact that 625,O00 bottles of
Tanlac have been sold in the state
of New York since its introduction
there less than one year ago, Is a
big business item that will attract
unusual attention throughout the
entire East, for nothing like it has
ever happened before. 1t breaks
all records.
Mr.. George B. Evans, manager
OF the Gibson-Snow Company, the
well-known wholesale druggists,
with branches in Albany, Buffalo,
Rochester and Syracuse, recently
announced that the preparation
was new selling in their trade ter
r,itories alone at the phenomenal
rate of approximately 100000 bot
ties a year.
"If the present rate continues, :
said Mr.. Evans, "this state alone
will probably require considerably
over 10000 bottles a year. This
is tremendous figure, but | am
really conservative in making this
statement"
TANLAC is sold in st. Johns
bury by Landry's Drug Store, IN
St. Johnsbury Center by W. +.
Powers and in East Barnet by Rlt-
chic G. Observation-Disclosures.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24
ST. JOHNSBURY EAST

Lawrence Grant returned SIh-
day morning from Everett, Mass,
where he has been visiting his
uncle, H. L. Grant.
Raymond Locke visited friends
in Lowell, Mass, last week. John
Lyman of Reading, Mass, came
back with him to visit friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Mouiton
and daughter of st. Johnsbury
have been visiting their aunt, Mrs.
|. M. Locke.
Miss Mamie Wark is spending
her vacation at home.
The annual Sunday school pic
mic is to be held this week Thurs
day at Miles Pond.
b. X. Graves lost valuable
COW this last week.
Nh. and Mrs. William DonaGhy
are visiting friends and relatives
in Canada.
Mrs. George Babcock has had a
new piazza added to her house
which improves the appearance of
her home very much. Eugene
Shastany had charge of the work.
Mrs. A. L. Brown of Worcester,
Mass, is visiting at Francis
Browns.
Mrs. Irving Tyler Of Littleton,
has ben visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. George Wood.
Mrs. Cora Bailey of Concord
visited Mrs. Charles Owens last
week.
Mrs. Mittens of Arlington, Mass.
and Mrs. Dreslin of Boston. Mass,
is visiting at Frank Burke's.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24
GALLUP MILLS

J. l.. Wells lost a valuable colt
by lightning in one of our electri'
cal storms a short time ago.
Mr.. and Mrs. James McHarg and
two children of East Burke visited
here one day last week on then
way to Groveton, N. H., to visit
relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Pease Of
St. Johnsbury, with their nephew
and niece, Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene
Clouse visited at Mrs. Pease's
brothers, John and James Del
worth's Sunday.
Hugh Lund of Concord, visited
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs H. S.
Lund, over Sunday.
Willie Irwin Of Concord was
with his family here few days
the past week.
George Crawford, road commits
sioner is cutting the bushes by
the roadside through the town.
Nj. and Mrs. Carl Russell of
St. JohnSbury visited her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Colt Dunn, owe /,
Sunday.
Miss Alice Eastman has returned
from Hancock and has been stop
ping with John and James Del
worth, and at her old home at Mr..
and Mrs. o. M. Hodgdon's.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24
Miss Roman Bride at
Home Wedding
Continued from page one)


the path of the bride. Miss Ruth
Ram daughter of r. NJ. Ram.
was ring bearer. Both of the little
girls were dressed in white organ
die.
Mr.. and Mrs. Conner were the
recipients of many beautiful as
we'll as useful gifts, including Nip
pom china, linen, cut glass, gold and
pictures. The brides gift TO the
bridesmaid was brooch and the
groom's gift to the best man was
a pair of cuff links.
Among the out-of-town guests
at the wedding were Mr.. and Mrs.
Willis Conner and family of Lyn-
donville, Miss Blanche Conner of
Lyndonville, and Mrs. Lloyd Bu-
bar of Houlton, Me.
The bride is one of st. Johns
bury's most popular young ladies.
She is a graduate of st. Johnsbury
Academy, finishing last fall and is
talented musician, vocalist and
amateur actress. She has partici-
pated in practically every home
talent show staged here and her
services as a singer have beer
eagerly sought.
MI. Conner is probably one Of
the best known athletes in Yer
mont. He is an adept in all sports.
He is a veteran of the World War,
having served in the navy for more
than two years, large part of
which time was spent in the war
zone. He holds many medals won
in various sporting events.
He attended st. Johnsbury
Academy for two years and later
attended Goddard Seminary, from
which he was graduated He en-
tered Washington-Lee University
but was in that college only a few
months when the war broke out.
He left his studies and enlisted.
Mr.. Conner has starred in track
meets, in football, basket ball, base
ball and hockey. For the past two
seasons "Puss". as he is Familiarity
known, has been a member of the
Fairbanks A. A. "nine". Last year
he played short stop but this sea-
son has been holding down an out
field position. He has been recog-
nized bv students of the game as
a valuable asset to the st. Johns
bury town team. He coached the
Academv foot ball and base ball
teams the past seasons and con-
sidering the amount and brand Of
material he had to do with he was
very successful.
The marriage of Miss Roman and
Mr.. Conner is the elimination of a
romance that began several years
ago. They have the best wishes
of large circle of friends.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24

The Moreown has just been organized boasts of
some best players Vermont and should put up good
battle here
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24
Mrs. Goodrich Buried
at Mt. Calvary

Funeral services for Mrs. Joseph
Goodrich, who formerly lived in
Danville, and who died recently at
the Brattleboro hospital, were held
on Monday at Notre Dame church
and burial was in Mt. Calvary
cemetery. Many friends and rel
ativcS attended the funeral.
Mrs. Goodrich sold her home in
Danvillc some years ago and went
to Springfield, VT, to live. She
was a kind and loving mother. She
leaves two sons and four daughters
to mourn her loss. They all at
tended the funeral. They are:
Peter Goodrich of Grafton, Mrs.
Paul Clouthier of Fitchhurg,
Mass, Sergt. Louis Goodrich of
Camp Meade, Md, Mrs. Emma Pa
quin and Mrs. Lucy Belville, both
of Springfield, and Miss Della
Goodrich of White River juno
ton.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24

IT'S A F4 4
L You know what you've
always wanted cigarette to do.
Chcstertields do it.
They not only please your
taste but they do another thing
They satisfy.
They give to your smoking a
completeness that is altogether
new and different.
Those fine tobaccos-Turkish,
Burley and other choice Domestic
varieties-are blended right.
Just right!
That's why you get satisfy"
in Chesterfelds.
And the blend can't be copied.
There's no use looking for
satisfy" anywhere else.
Don't try it-try Chestertields.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24

FOR SALE-A few tons of choice
hay, also dry wood. Tel. 75-11. A.
A. Hawkins. 48 tt
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24
WEST LUNENBURG

James Nichols and daughter Bes-
sic, were in Littleton on business
the past week
W. H. Carpenter was in North
Littleton Sunday, the guest of his
brother, George Carpenter
Quite a number from this place
attended the circus in st. Johns
bury Friday.
George Carpenter of Littleton
spent few days with his brother,
in Underhill the past week.
Miss Josephine Carpenter, who
has been very i'll, is little better.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24
WEST WATERFORD

E. c. Chandler is building a
new silo.
Mr.. and Mrs c. F. Beck of St.
Johnsbury was at G w. Hovey's,
Monday.
Miss Minnie Hurlbert is visiting
Mrs. Charles Cushman.
Mrs. Andrew Mckee visited in
st Johnsbury the week end.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24

WASHINGTON, Aug. "a
Navy department officials on being
informed of the explosion of the
dirioible 2. r. 2, through press dis
patches, expressed the opinion that
not more than or more than a
dozen Americans were aboard the
big craft.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24
CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT

FOR SALE-Dodgc touring car,
1917 model, for sale or will cx-
change for Ford. New tires, ir.
good shape. H. A. Healcy, East
Barnet, Telephone Barnet 34-4.
4S-53*
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24
FOR SALE

Involvement house and Garage
on Portland Street.
Involvement house located on
the Plain, paying ii per cent. on
investment. All modern convent
ences. Near airbankS.
Four tenement house on the
Plain.
Farm of 80 acres / mile from
St. Johnsbuly. 1t is well stocked
good buildings and spring water.
l seven passenger Hudson cat,
five new tires.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-08-24

WANTED-Becf, veal, pork,
lamb, poultrv at the Summervilie
Slaughter House, 81 Concord Ave.
o. Duval, Prop. Phone 66l. &c tt