The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08
As 1t Was, the Printer Probably
Collapsed.

any exposition of their content we md
Transformations and equations OF trans
formation, continuous and discontinuous
functions, the degree Of q function, ten
sors and the order Of tensor, the indie
pendence Of equations, vect0rs, arbitrary
constants, paramenters and parametric
EQUATIONS, conditions Of lntegrability,
Gaussians, invariance and covariance.
Quodratic dinerential forms, complete
and partial curvature-and saving the
best for the last, ole contestant moor
porates in his opening sentence definite
integral. Do not misunderstood me: he
does not merely talk about definite in
tegra1s; he puts one down in black and
white, in all its naked and wriggly hor-
ror. If our printer could set it up
should quote it here; but it goes trifie
beyond his resources.
KICK BY MULE IL YEARS AGO CAUSES
DEATH."-Davenport Democrat
Now there IL something for Joseph Jones,
the Huntsville, Ala. man who broke a mules
leA in two places BY interceptng q kick with
his eyebrow, to worry about for the next 81
years.
Luckily the Car Was Flivver.
From the Port Byron Globe).
Mrs. Charles Cellar has been quite i'll
with pneumonia and under the car Of z
nurse. but is able to be about At present
ACCORDING to a church advertisement in
the Moline Dispatch the pastors topic was
THE Pest of Our Faith" And Calliope wants
to know what printers devil made the mis-
print Well. were We to preach a sermon we'd
let 1t stand - it is.
WE'LL SAY THEY HAS!
WE'LL SAY THEY HAS!
(From the Milan independently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank White has been
a few days, getting things ready for the
SALE
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Mettle. who has
been visiting relatives on Big Island,
left Sunday for their home in Evansville.
WHAT We pause to inquire has become Of
Willie Green? Peter too, is strangely silent;
net to mention that waggish contrib Umayk
Meiaf, who scintillated once and disappeared
like shooting star. And A. Capriccio-what
Of him? Perhaps the limerick deluge bores
them. But there is our Ballad Of Ali Admire
crying to be completed. II limericks are too
simple there's poetic task worthy the effort
Of any rimester.
But What Had Detail to Do With
Feeding de Calfl
(From the Sherrard Bulletin.
In the FREEMAN English class ono
farmer boy made it very clear to the
clas9 how young calf could be taught
to drink from bucket They claim that
he did not leave out any detail which
night have helped. -
PERHAPS you knew that Mrs. Lawrence
Sorrowfree is a soloist in the Calvary Baptist
church choir at Davenport? Carolyne Garden
Is an alto In the same choir But the greatest
carolin' Garden is Our Mary.
LMERCK NO.A
(As completed BY it, author, N. 81.
II had to write that whole column
! surely should feel sick and solemn.
$50 / hope you'll not guess
My last line for the press)
And your readers-it sure would appall EN-.
THERE! We were sure M. s. would call on
our old friend. Poetic License, to finish that
COMPOUNDED limerick. Poetic license wa ali
riskt for the old masters who wrote Poetry,
but We write verse and we're q stickler for
perfection Of rime. That limerick is still omen
to anyone who can produce the bona tide rime
for solemn and column"
LIMERICK no. 10.
(As completed by its author, n. o. HANDY.
There 10 q bright man named McGow'n.
The keensst young blsde in the town; fGosh!1
But he holds NO X-ray
70 your skull, may say,
FOR m GUESSING HE ALWAYS FALLS
DOWN.
HUH! We had the idea but the lingo eluded
10. =. Well when Odsskay started this We
had small hopes Of annex1ng . days vacation.
A DETROIT lecturer committed suicide in
nr6er 70 and out whether the dead could COM
municate With the living.