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The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Peculiar Justice Courts

Sir Horatio Lloyd, long recorder Of
Chester, once finished hearing a case
at law in a railway carriage. But he
was not the only distinguished jurist
who performed his judicial duties
wherever he CHANGED to be. An ap-
plicarion for an injunction was once
made to Justice Stephen while he was
driving in a cab along Piccadilly in
London, Eng, and he granted it.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Modernized.

"How was the amateur performance
of Macbeth'?'
mot so bad"
"And how was the sleep-walking
sceneF
"Str!ctly up to date. Lady Macbeth
carried an electric fiashlight instead
Of a candle."-Birmingham Age-Her-
aid.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Both Parties in SwindIe.

Fair exchange is no robbery" Ger
man counterfeiters recently printed
millions of marks which they ex-
changed with some residents of soviet
Russia for "gold dust" This has
been found to be only powdered
bronze, according to the Berlin news
papers.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
C,ouIdn't Kill This Froo.

A live frog was found in Il pickere!'>
stomach by a Boston fisherman. The
frog hoped away to warm itself be-
hind the stove. The pickerel was Is
inches louT.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
BIRTHDAYS of RovaIfv

King George and his four sons-the
prince of Wales, Princes Albert, Henry
m GeSrge-were all born on Satur-
days; while Queen Alexandra, Queen
Mary and Princess Mary were all born
on Sundays.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30

john, a most unhappy name for royal
ty to bear. 1t was a John of Luxem-
burg who fell at Crecy and whose
crest Of three feathers was adopted
by the BLACK Prince" of Wales; this
John was blind.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Put His Foot in II.

"The Newriches are furious at that
society reporter for saying that there
wasn't a jarring note in their last at
fair"
"Phew! l suppose he didn't know
that Newriche had made his fortune
in preserves."-BOstOn Transcript.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Odd Companions

Kittens and hares shared the same
nest in a barn on an Ontario farm.
There were about eight hares in the
nest and two black kittens were in
the habit Of lying with them to keep
warm.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
AN EDITORS EASY LIFE

1t is easy to be an editor, the Nor
NAL Bulletin says. To run a newspa-
per SUCCESSFULLY a man has merely to
be able to write. poems, discuss the
tariff and money questions, umpire a
base ball game, report a wedding,
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Talent.

She-What a color Miss Fair has
tonight. l wonder if she paints.
He observing circle of admirers)-
l don't know-but she surely draws
well.-Santa Rosa (Cal.) Republican.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Had Scrupies.

did you hear about Blick propos-
ing again to his divorced wife?"
mo; what did she say?"
"Said she couldn't think of marry
ing a man whose first wife was still
living."-Boston Transcript.
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ton, intent on
finding an empty
carriage in the
train, which was
almost due to
S t a t. But in
vail n. Assuming
an official air, he
'stalked up to the
last carriage, and
cried in a stem
tOrtan yOice. "All
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Heard at the U

"Fusbeigh is worrying about his
health"
"What's the trOubleT"
Hes got a cOwlick."-BOstOn
Transcript.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
What They All SAY.

"Strange that Simpson girl never
married. She would make a fine wife
for some man."
"That's what they all say, and they
all mean some ether nan."
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Fly Is Capable OF Speed,

When amusing itself, a fly usually
flies al the rate of about 5 feet a
second: but when a bird gives chase
It can increase its speed to as much
as 50 feet a second.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Well, Practice Makes Perfect.

She-DO you write much for the
magazines nowadays?
He-Well, yes, in proportion to the
amount l get into them.-BOstOn Tran
script.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
The MONOGRAM.

Willie-Paw, what is a monogram?
Paw-A monogram is q bunch of
Initials arranged so you can't tell
what they are, son.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Tree Made Cord Of Mood,

One cord of wood vas ohta.nsi II /,
which was cut down for PEI asst
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
More Like Work

us golf your favorite diversionr
NO." replied Mr.. Gadspur.
But you play quite often?"
Exactly. I took up golf under the
impression that it would be my favor
lite diversion, but I have since discov
cred that II is about the hardest thinf
I do."-Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Change Wrought by Marriage.

An Irish reader writes that near
Portadown a Miss Pole was turned
into a Pillow by marriagei
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Black and Rainy Days.

Two Congregational ministers, n
AIRED Black and the Other Day. and
. n tltodist minister named Raney
10y occupied churches in CRANKY.
,,.ci,Ic.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
o. The ~
Scrap Book
THEN HE STOPPED LAUGHING
Circumstances Made the Joke Appear
Rather Tame to the Clever
Young Man.

A young man vas wandering up and
down the platform of the railway sta
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
This Rabbit a Freak.

A rabbit with four ears all on top
Of it's head has been seen by some
New Brunswick women.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1921-09-30
Baby unhaI

saby Unhappily Named.
The baby born to the grand duchess
Of Luxembourg has been christened
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16

All Garcia de Orc cigars wrapped m
tinfoil-1Oc at all dealers 5-u
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16
Adult IIlIteraey In Mexico.

Instruction for illiterates In the ter
ritories Of the republic Of Mexico Is
provided by law promulgated re-
Gently. The law authorizes the employ
ment Of persons In every locality whs
WIN undertake the instruction OF one
or more illiterates. Children under
hfteen years Of age who live In dis
ufcts provided with schools are not
included in the application Of the law.
The American consul at Medcan, Mex
ico, who reports the PRONUNCIATION OF
the law, states that II VIII not only
tend to uplift the peon classes, but II
VIII also create better feeling ON our
border. Under the American immiHa'
tton law flliterates are not allowed
10 enter the United States, although
their more fortunate fellow country
men may cross and recross the bordez
af will.
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16

This is a Studebaker year.
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16
LOOK ON WALKING AS JOKE
People Seem 70 Regard Primitive
Method of Locomotion az Alto
qether Out of Date.

Charles Hanson Towne writes In the
Century: When refer to the difficult
ties Of walking, do not refer to the
infirmities Of age, to fat feet, or TO
avoirdupois. Not at all mean that
tt Is hard indeed In these rushing
times to go afoot, even on the most
distant by-roads, without being con-
sidered eccentric. People stare at
you as though you were some kind Of
freak or criminal. They cast suspi-
cious glances your way, never dream
ing that PERHAPS you prefer your ewn
feet as means of pleasant locomo-
don
asked a certain friend II he would
not accompany me. My friend turned
to me and instantly said:
my car is out of order"
But / did not mean to go IN q
car" as quickly answered
why" he replied, looking at me
as though had gone quite mad, how
else would we goT
"On foot" / bravely made answer
yet realizing that this confirmed New
Yorker would never think the same oi
me again. And 1t was 50. / shall
not forget, IL live a hundred years
his final disgusted glance. If any
thing further was needed to crush me-
utterly, / do not know what h
could be.
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16
F0RTY-THREE MILLION LIVES
War, According to Figures Given
by Statisticisn.

A study Of the different statistics OF
the actual and potential loss OF life
due TO tie recent war reveals the fact
that about forty-three million lives
have been lost to the world either d.
rectly from the war or from causes
induced by it, Richard P. Strong. NJ
D. writes In the North American Re
view. These losses are made up Of,
first, approximately 100000 deaths
which occurred In the military serv-
ice; secondly, a surplus mortality
above that which occurred in normal
times In the civilian populations
amounting to approximately 10000. 600,
due to epidemic and ether diseases,
.privation, hardship, physical exhaus-
tton, and similar causes; and thirdly,
a potential loss OF 20,OOO,0O0 lives
due TO the decreased birth frequency
below that which occurred under nor
NAL conditions before the war The
adults male population In many Euro
pean countries has been reduced by
from IA TO 20 per cent The figures OF
Alonzo Taylor show us that there are
between 100000 and 600O0,0O0 peo
pie in Europe who have lost their
prewar occupations owing TO the fact
that the markets for their products
NO longer exist, having been changed
or taken away frem them by Other
countries. Many of these people have
or soon viii become refugees In Eu
rope, among which class Of people not
only poverty and hardship, but also
disease always reigns, resulting in 9
high increase In death rate and de
crease In birth rate.
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16
This is a Studebaker year.
OCALA LODGE NO. 2s6, B. P. o. E.

Ocala Lodge No. 2S6, Benevolent
and Protective Order of Elks, meets
the second and fourth Tuesday eve
nings of each month. Visiting breth-
rem always welcome. Lodge rooms
upstairs over Troxler's and the Book
Shop, 113 Main street.
A. A. Vandenbroek, E. r.
C. Y. Miller, Secretary.
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16
BARGAINS
ODD FELLOWS

Tulula Lodge No. %, 1. o. o. F.,
meets every Tuesday evening at 8
o'clock at the Odd Fellows hall in the
third story of the Gary block. A
warm welcome always extended to
visiting brothers.
T. c. Carter, N. G.
Frank G. Churchill, Secretary.
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16

You can always get fresh or salt
water fish. shrimp, etc, at the City
Fish Market on Fort King avenue
Phone 15S. q
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16

Our Bathing Caps are pretty and
durable. An fresh stock Gerig's
Drug Store II
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16

All kinds of casting lines ut thf
right price. "JAKE'S." 14-2t
The Ocala evening star., 1921-05-16
THE GOOD OLD DAYS ARE
FAST COMING BACK

We don't wait until we sell an item
out and then buy again, before we re-
duce the price. Our price is reduced
the minute that we learn of the drop.
THINK! You would be paying at
least ten per cent more for your gro
ceries if it wasn't for the U-SERVE
STORES.
LoOKl PRICES ARE GETTING
RIGHT.
Cloverbloom Butter, pound. ..... .42c
Full Cream Cheese, pound. -....25c
Granulated Sugar, pound. ......- &c
Hill Crest California Apricots,
21z tins .........-..---.. .zzc
Hunts California Peaches, halves
IN heavy syrup, No. 21z tins. .35c
Hillsdale, Hawaiian Sliced Pine
apple No. 2 tins. .....-.... .2Sc
Two-pound tins Cottolene. .-.... .S5c
Four-pound tins Cottolene. ....... .65c
Eight-pound tins Cottolene. .S1.2o
Get the habit. Lots of our patrons
come in and lay in a weeks supply.
They make a business proposition OF
their grocery buying. Wise folks
U-SERVE STORES
Cash and Garry
One east and one west of city square
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11
ALL LIFE INSURANCE
RECORDS BROKEN
The Metropolitan Had Its Greatest
Year In 1920 and Leads the
World In Assets.

The annual report of the MetrOpoli-
tan Life Insurance company on the
business of 1920 shows that the new
business placed on the books broke
all previous records in the world.
Neither the great amount of new in
surance taken out, nor the percentage
of lapses indicate depression in the
business or industrial world. The
amount placed in the United and Can
ada was 1851, $50, Isl, which is a gain
of more than two hundred and fifty
million dollars, as compared with the
previous year.
The income and assets increased
proportionately, the income for the
year being S263, 519,779, and the assets
making a gain of SIG, 0I9, 1862 for a to-
tai of $3.50, 913,087. Dividends have
been declared, payable to policy hold
ers in 1921, amounting to $10,S19,396,
of which S6,961,261 is to holders of in
dustrial policies.
The number of policies outstanding
at the end of the year was 23,S99, 997
or about one for every five of the pop
ulation. The number increased in 1920
by 2,129.32
Claims were paid on 312,689 policies,
an average of one every % seconds for
each business day of eight hours. The
amount paid to policy holders in
claims, matured endowments, divi-
dentds, etc. was 1857, 1913, or an av-
erage of $556.S6 a minute for every
business day of eight hours. Group
insurance amounted to $214, ,572.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11
ADDED WORKERS
FOR ELECTION
tuberculosis Association Expects to
Carry Election Tuesday.

At a meeting of the citizens COM
mittee of the Escambia County Tu-
berculosis association yesterday at the
state board of health laboratory plans
were developed for conducting an ag-
gressive campaign for a favorable
vote at the Sanatorium election, Tues
day. March Is. The committee was
enlarged by additional volunteers who
have enlisted in the cause of erad1cat-
ing the white plague. Chalrmen as
signed to tie precincts are: 14th, Mrs
J. A. Hicks; 18th, Mrs. Ed Fox; 26th,
Mrs w. NJ. Sweeney; 9th, Mrs. F. G,
Bonaker, Miss Rubydell Hoomes, Miss
Hazel Van Metre; 2Sth, Mrs. G. w.
Mcmillan; goth, Mrs. F. A. Brink;
31st. Mrs. Louis Friedman and Miss
Bertha LIGHTER; SOD, Miss Rosa Bell,
Mrs. Iced and Mrs. w. A. Smith; Bath
Mrs Geo. w. SeHars and Miss F'ritch
An attractive poster has been pre-
pared and was distributed to the mem
bers of the committee yesterday
These posters show that one-tenth OF
all deaths occur because of consulnp-
ton 1t was pointed out at the meeting
that there were last year 43 deaths In
Escambia because of this one dis
ease. Everyone went away determined
that the election must not fail to
carry.
New members of the committee, in
addition to those assigned to the va
rious city precincts announced by
Chairman j. b. Perkins last night,
are: Mrs. r. f. Mitchell, DR. J. II.
Bickerstaff, Mrs Henry Ousley Bruce
Summerville, Mrs. W. E. Taylor, Mrs.
J. Fl. Bickerstaff. Jno. H, Barber, Fer
ry Pass; Mrs. Georgia Morris, Ferry
Pass; Ed Jones, Ferry Pass; j. A. ia
cobb Molino, and f. A. Hauss, Cen
fury.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11

story is recorded in the sixteenth chap
ter of Acts, and who, the New Tesla
ment shows, was the second convert
to Christianity in Europe, the first be-
ing a woman named Lydia.
The circumstances which gave Paul
his opportunity to preach to the jailer
was the arrest of Paul and his com
panions at the instigation of some
wicked men who had been making
money out of the misfortune of a poor,
miserable girl. When these men saw
that their hope Of gain was gone they
Immediately made outcry and brought
about PauPs Imprisonment. Inciden-
tally, the speaker called attention to
the fact that there are people right
in Pensacola who would take advan-
tage of a girls misfortune to make
gain for themselves just as Paurs ac-
cusers did.
The minister further stated that
Imprisonment and persecution will not
stop the advance of truth, and remind
ed his audience that John Bunyan
wrote Pilgrims Progress" while a
prisoner.
In the jailer's conversion the element
of belief entered in, for when he asked
Paul. What must I do?" Paul an
swered, believe in the Lord, and thou
shalt be saved" repentance also was
an element for we find the jailer
turned from a cruel man to kind
hearted friend who washed the
stripes of his prisoners; he was bap-
tized we know, because of the state
ment in the record given in Acts. The
results of the jailer's conversion were
the salvation of his entire family as
well as his own, and the great joy of
them at having found the Christ, the
Savior of the World.
These evangelistic meetings are to
continue the remainder of this and all
of next week. All are invited to these
services.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11
SALVATION ARMY
ADVISORY BOARD
Organization Meeting Held Yesterday
Morning-Officers Elected.

At a meeting held at the chamber
of commerce rooms yesterday morn :
ing the Salvation Arm community ad-
visory board was formed with the
following members: Captain I. H
Aiken, Morris Bear Don c. Mcclellan
L. Hilton Green, Miss Modesto Hargis
Henry Jeudevine. Mrs. Walker Ingra
ham, E. r. Malone. L. E. Mobiles,
George Wentworth and Paul P. Stew
art.
Paul Stewart was unanimously
elected president, Morris Bear, vice
president, and E. r. Malone, treasurer.
The community advisory board is
the logical outcome of the immense
demand which has been made upon
the personnel and institution of the
Salvation Army since the war. The
Salvation Army has found that in
their work it has become essential to
reach out into the most remote rural
districts so that help may be- given to
the needy and sick and suffering with
out allowing these cases to suffer by
having to go to the cities for help and
assistance. over II months ago they
thought out the plan of community ad-
visory boards, consisting of prominent
public spirited people who would act
as lay members of the Salvation Army
for the protection of the communities
welfare problems.
\ Up to- the present time in "a western
kstates there are over 1900 of these
Boards now in operation. having en-
ed for this service more than 49,
of the ~ active and public
rited worked n the states.
3rhis work is NOW being extended to
The remaining eastern states and by
the end of this summer there will be
one of these boards at the service of
every community throughout the whole
United States.
1t is the intention of the board to
nominate associate members through
out the county who will cooperate in
securing the full use of the whole
Salvation Army organization in look
ing after the welfare of the rural
communities.
A complete plan of education will
be carried out so that every person
will realize that in distress they can
appeal to this board for assistance in
such cases as come under the activi-
ties of the Salvation Army.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11
WOLVERINES
HOLD PROGRAM
Michigan Tourists Entertain Club al
Weekly Meeting.

Yesterdays program at the Tourist
club was in charge of the visitors from
Michigan. The entertainment was one
! of the best given by the club this sea-
son and was attended by an unusual
ly large gathering. Next weeks meet
ing will be in charge of the tourists
from Iowa. Pennsylvania and Wiscon-
sin.
The following program wax y a
out:
Solo. by Mr. Pollock. Whey
Caravan Has Rested;" also, "ae H.
Without a State"
Recitation, by Miss Mabel Tubb.
Exhibition of club work by Michigan
lads of Fig City. ~
Recitation, by Miss Margaret Cham
berlain.
Piano solo, Mrs. Wilson.
Recitation, by Miss Vivian Richards.
Short talk by Rev. A. r. Corn, of
Flint, Mich, on LAS a Chaplain in
France"
Solo, by Mrs. Charles Leamen.
Dancing, by Mr.. Van Paris.
Dancing feature, by Miss Ellen Glib
son.
Reading, by Mrs. Herbert Wood:
Smiles" IAN Apology"
Solo, Mr.. Blanchard, who conducted
the meeting for Michigan tourists.
Recitation, by Marion Fleming,
1892"
Recitation, Miss Harris.
"Suwanee River" chorus.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11
Sol Calm e Co.
103 South PalafOx

Will hold free demonstration and cooking
school in our store all this week from 80 to 80
p m. You are invited to attend and we can say
that you will not be disappointed in the service
that we will render you. Come and see for your
self. We will be glad to have you with u.s. We
also want to add that we will give away three
family size cakes each day to the lucky ones
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11
COASTER WILL
BE AT BAYVIEW
Mayor Sanders Also Has ocean
Wave" for Use of Riddles at Park.

Mayor Sanders has been notified
that the coaster and ocean wave ap-
paratus which he ordered some time
ago has arrived by freight. The mayor
has directed that they be sent to Bay
view and be set up at once.
The coaster is a 30-foot slide, down
which the playful bathers shoot into
the water. Such slides have been used
at many parks with great success.
The ocean wave is for use on lanl
and is primarily intended for use by
the Riddles who use the park as sum
mer playground.
Apparatus for other city play
grounds has also arrived, and the
mayor I expects to have every public
space equipped with devices to amuse
the children.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11

British liquor exports have tripled
since the United States went dry.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11

In Salt Lake City is a $4,000 mon.
ument built in honor of seagulls.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11
HOLD RECIMENTAL
REVIEW AT YARD

Capt. George F. Cooper, comman-
dant of the Eighth naval district,
with headquarters at New Orleans,
will inspect personnel at the naval
air station this morning at a special
regimental review. Today's inspection
will take the place of the regular Sat
urday inspection, and is held today
because of the departure tonight for
New Orleans of the commandant.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11
$500

Before the new lower price move this
suit had selling price of s55 to $50.
It's what we call good suit--we have
them lower--but none you will find any
better at this price tho you secured
and hnecombed the state, no better ex-
ample Of back TO normal value viii re-
ward your review.
Az this price you command the woolens
and workmanship that in 1917 were off
the market.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11
BAPTIZINC AT
FIRST CHRISTIAN
Pastor Minor J. Ross Will Conduct
Service at Tonieht's Meeting.

meetings in progress at the First
Christian church still continues, no.
ticeabiy increasing from night to night.
For the evening solo last night, Mr..
Pollock sang 81 Think When l Read
that Sweet Story of Old" using the
music of Thomas Mores beautiful old
love-song, Believe Me, Il All Those
Endearing Young Charms"
The subject of the minister's address
last night was 1.-The Jailed" whose
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-03-11
REGISTRATIONS
IN CITY HEAVY
Many Women and Some Men Are
Qualifying for City Primary.

Registrations for the city primary
election are being made in every pre-
cinct in the city and many voters, e3-
pecially the newly enfranchised wo-
men. are taking advantage of the OPP
portunity to qualify for the coming
city primary. All who have not reg
istered, either this year or heretofore.
and who have not paid their poll
taxes by April l, will be barred from
taking Part IN ~ primary election.