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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04
MAN IN THE STREET

OF the woman who f. dynamic. There
are quite a number OF them who are
dynamic.
with scores OF Doctor OF Laws de-
grees. Marsha Foch might make
great hit IN Now York by doctoring
the volstead law.
II r. said late suppers are Begin
ming TO tell on conference delegates.
Sometimes a late supper tells more
than II ought 70. In fact, il becomes
decidedly garrulous.
Connie Talmadge and her Greek
husband have parted after matri-
rnonial voyage OF several months.
Connie simply would not give up the
screen. and really we would greatly
miss Connie. for she seems 20 kiss
so divinely when the hero, whoever
ne may be. wins her Photographic
affections.
One Federal judge says the man
who buys from a bootlegger is as
much of a criminal as the bOotlegger
himself. But the brave judge holds
his office for life by appointment and
dosen't have TO run for reelection
before the folks
Congress has passed the bill for
better babies. Now II we could only
get a workable law that would give
US better congressman.
The police census shows 1890 IN
employed men in ST. Louis. Sut you
can't tell. They may be bootleg
ging.
There Is one thing that malefac-
tors may as well recognize now as
later. Stealing other folks prop
erty IS more dangerous. If the Grim
inal be apprehended. than the triv-
ial crime OF taking human life.
Then. again. we have our mo-
ments OF gloom when we fear that
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04

diplomacy is the same old game of
pussyfooting. deception and trick
cry. with jokers in sleeves and dag
gers IA the boots
Well. now. honestly. don't you
think Bill Dodge will make a good
mayor. and one to be proud of
And his charming partner in life
Will be as an inspiration through
the long years during which Bill
will act as our chief magistrate.
Geraldine names ladies OF Mt. Tel
legen's acquaintance in 20 states.
That looks bad for Lou. Geraldine
must admit she inflicted an awful
revenge upon him when she made
him sit up after midnight 10 listen
to her read her own poetry.
Judge Johnny Rabb's coming on
the bench IS awaited with consid
cradle heart throbbing by those of
his old friends who are awaiting
trial.
But after all. there are not really
enough Offices TO go around. We
would like 20 be able 10 address
Isaac Kane, John SCHNEIDER and Jim
Hennessey as judge, but the Lord
only knows when their time will
come.
Judge Harvey has tried the proc
ess OF injunction on neighborhood
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04

Thirty days until "Bnl" Dodge f.
proclaimed mayor Of this mighty
astounding city,
Even our editor and members OF
the Mems Bible class we're fooled
when several months ago ne started
IN 20 say that only I47 days inter
vened before "Bi!ly's" election.
He who laughs last laughs best. %
Well. Ike Mayor Gaylor. we for
give our enemies, and God knows
we made a lot of them.
But we want to be Just az mag
unanimous as Mr.. Gaylor We haven't
q sore bone In our body. excepting
those affected by continuous laugh
ter.
It's ali over. however. and may the
good Lord spare us from going
through another OF the Kind.
Now that the excitane ut Is sub
siding. We are beginning TO see that
accepting a principle" IS a process
or polemics and not what some peO-
pie think.
Now they say that britches were
worn BY the ancient Babylonians.
We don't believe e.. Anyway. II IS
not important. What We want 20
know Is why the Greek army doesn' Z
wear britches We believe II would
increase the effectiveness OF the sol
diers In defensive warfare.
We reckon Great Britain would
be willing 20 scrap Lord Northcliffe
n the United States would agree 10
scrap Mr.. Hearst.
4 French doctor says war has ad-
vanced IN many ways. If you press
US very hard on this point. We may
concede 81.
\ Cincinnati Enquirer writer tells
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04

"Iwiah I could be q
small boy szsin 90 be
able % make usc Of
the Junior Pedal"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04

gossip. II II works II VIII raise gov
eminent by injunction 20 loftier
heights OF popularity than II has
ever attained before.
II IS almost certain that when a
girl engages IN any activity that re-
quires pants she is going 20 have
her picture taken.
Your honor. not your excellency,
is the correct way 20 address the
! new mayor, now that the election
has been recounted.
a Chicago beauty doctor says that
no woman can expect 10 hold her
husband unless she is careful Of heI
beauty. He's after business. a WON
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04

The Bishop Knickerbocker guild
OF the Episcopal church will hold
their annual sale and SUPPER We'd
nesday Dec. Z, afternoon and even
ing in the guild room. 3t3--Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04

Xmas Tree Bulbs, all ool0rs, ? for
2 SC. Al Moran's. I5e y Mich. =
524-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04

Special at s. 3. Floral Co. Gene
terry wreaths. $3.50 70 Sc Main 4sT
sSs-tt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04

play properly.
1t sings beneath
the fingers" Its
tonal beauty and
charm have won
world wide recog-
milton. But, not
content until the
full glory of this
tone should be
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04

an who gets the kitchen-hold on her
spou~e has him nailed down. and
doesn't need the aid Of a beauty
doctor.
Don't let the brilliant glow Of
Christmas obscure the ( interesting
festival this side You can tune up
and sing the star Spangled Ban
ner" as much as you like, but don't
, forget Mrs. Bauer is out for sub
I scriptions for the Red Cross, the
worlds biggest-hearted mother.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-12-04

Hastings Classified Ads today >
3S6-tf.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
ONE IN AUDUBON COUNTY

The state agricultural college is
having a demonstration orchard in
23 counties of the state of Iowa for
the purpose of proving the value of
spraying. Audubon county has been
included in the list and on Saturday
arrangements were made with NJ. /.
Masterson and son for the spraying
of their orchard and to use It for
demonstrating. Mr.. Masterson will
pay for the material used and the
college will send an expert to do the
spraying. There are more than a
hundred good trees in Mr.. Master
sons orchard and il is thought the
demonstration will be a profitable
one. The first spraying will be done
the latter part of the month and
this is to continue from month to
month for a period of four months.
VIM. Lapp, at the head Of the
poultry extension department of
Iowa state college, 10 planning on
coming to Audubon county to or
ganize record poultry farms, the
idea of these farms being to estab-
lish record floCks of the various
breeds of chickens in egg produc-
ton. 1t is determined to keep an
accurate account OF the cost OF feed
and other production for each
month and also the amount of the
returns from each individual bird.
Each individual flock must be of
one breed for the purpose of devel-
oping a profitable strain of birds
who will produce 200 to $50 eggs
annually per bird.
This will be of special interest to
the farmers Of the community who
are on the market for pureSbred eggs,
baby chicks and cockerels, who de-
sire to secure the eggs from the
birds of known high productivity.
Anyone interested in having their
flocks made one of the record flocks
can call the county agents office
by phoning 1896. and Mr.. McGinnis
will look after the matter, The re-
suit of each flock secured will be
made a matter of record and this
will be published each month.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
After much planning, and

After much planning and more
saving he at length became the own
er of a dandy automobile. He learn
ed to drive the beloved machine and
became quite a ioy-rider. His car
was one of the famous skipalongs.
1t certainly could go some and be-
fore long he felt a moral certainty
that with the aforesaid skipalong he
could do stunts previously unheard
Of, One day he decided to take a
trip to the far countryside. When
he got away he went over the
stretching highway with the speed
of flying meteor.
After going a few miles, he ap-
proaches a railroad crossing. Near
er and nearer he drives. Why should
he fear an engine and a train of
cars? Hasn't he many and many
times tested the speed of his fine
machine and found that it can go
some? Anyway he thinks, there
is no train near, most of the time. p"
When he gets to within two hun
dred feet of the crossing he hears an
engine whistling at the whistling
post a quarter of mile away.
81 can beat it across" he says to
himself. mo trouble to do it, none
at ALL" That was his opinion. He
did not realize that a fast train can
make the quarter mile in fifteen
seconds.
Often he planned to do heroic
acts. How many of us know just
what we can do in an emergency?
He thought he knew what he could
do.
Above the rush and roar of that
train, a last despairing cry was
heard. Our poor friend learned too
late that it pays, always pays, to
play safe at the railroad crossing.
The place that knew him, will know
him no more.
Last year 5000 men, women and
children were killec or injured in
crossing railroad tracks.
Nearly every one of those unfort-
innate people would be alive today
if the drivers had remembered that
no matter what we do elsewhere, We
must be careful when there are rail-
road tracks to be crossed
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
FREEZE DID NOT HURT IOWA

Iowa farmers have no great need
to be alarmed over reports of heavy
loss of fruit due to the cold weather
we have had, according to G. V. Hol-
singer. extension specialist in horti-
culture at Iowa State College. Prof.
Holsinger just returned from a trip
thru all southern Iowa and parts of
Missouri and Kansas as far south as
Kansas City, where he studied the
effects of the recent freeze on fruits.
I'm no Iowa counties except those
in the southern tier is there reason
to think that any buds have been
damaged" he stated. THAT is the
only section where the fruit was far
enough along to be ruined by low
temperature. Southern Iowa peach
growers are quite fortunate this year.
There were many peach buds killed
but because only from two to five per
cent of the total number of buds that
come out are required to produce a
good crop, it is only reasonable to
believe that plenty of them went thru
the frost to insure a crop. Peaches,
pears, plums, cherries and apricots in
Missouri and Kansas were completely
wiped out because they were in bloom
at the time of the freeze. The kill
ing temperature reached as far south
as Dallas, Texas. Oklahoma fruit
growers suffered a great loss"
There is nothing that can be done
tc save fruits that have been nipped
once, according to Prof. Holsinger.
After the temperature gets much
lower than 2S degrees there will be
much loss if the tree is in full bloom.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07

and clothing and what not to Rus
STA, and Russia to be shipping moth
| ing in return. How would our
goods be paid for?
Since they could not be paid for
in kind, they would have to be paid
for in either cash or credit. If in
credit, that would have to be extend
ed to the Soviet government, since
it is with that government alone our
merchants would be dealing. Are
American merchants ready to give
unlimited credit to that govern
ment? We should certainly be sur
prised to find that they were, I'M
less on one condition. That is, that
| our government would underwrite
the bolshevist obligations and guar
antee that they would be made
good; and there is reason to suspect
that to get our government to do
some such fool thing is the ultimate
object of those who are clamoring
for renewal of Russian trade. 1t is
not permission which they are seek
ing, for that is not needed, but a
guarantee, without which their
sense of prudence is the only bar
rier to the resumption of trade
which they desire That our gov
eminent would make any such guar
antee is of course unthinkable.
If credit cannot be granted, then
payment must be made in cash.
That, we are assured, is quite pos
sib1e. A witness before the Foreign
Relations committee of the senate
the other day said of Russia: "She
has plenty of gold TO pay for our
goods" We do not doubt it; and
we are afraid that we cannot doubt,
either, that that fact is sufficient to
settle the whole matter in the minds
| of some people. There are, howev-
er, those who want to know some
thing about that gold, and where
and how Russia got it. They have
heard-the world has heard-of
Russia's stealing something like
$120, 100000 in gold from Rou-
mania, and other hundreds of mill
lions elsewhere. And there is
among many people an insuperable
objection to becoming the recipients
of stolen goods or cash.
There is no secret as to how our
own government regards the mat.
ter. Russian gold will not be &C
/ cepted by our government, at it's as
say offices and minis. Certainly il
seems cheeky to ask our government
either to guarantee the credit of an
other government which it has not
recognized and with which II has no
relations, or to authorize citizens to
accept money which it regards as so
tainted that it will not itself SO
much as touch it. We certainly
cannot expect the government to dc
either.
The purpose Of Soviet Russia is
plain. 1t has led the country to in
dustrial chaos and economic col
Ilapse. But it has a vast store of
4 stolen gold at its command. With
that money II purposes to buy
abroad the supplies which its own
ruinous policy prevents Russia from
producing at home. There is enough
of the money thus to keep at least
the bolshevist oligarchy supplied
with what it wants for number of
years. After that, the deluge. But
by that time the bolshevist leaders
will have stolen enough for them
selves to continue to live on luxur-
iously; so they should worry! 1t
is a characteristic bolshevist per-
| Torrance.
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
BILLY SUNDAY STILL AT 1T

Billy Sunday is apparently bat
ting 300," as he might express it, or
has expressed it. There is not so
much said about him in the papers
as there used to be-, but he is doing
his work at the same old stand,
which, no doubt, he pounds and
mounts and reads and straddles in
the same old way.
Billy is in Cincinnati, which, the
Lord knows, greatly needs the SER
vices of some sort of evangelist, and
the reports of his meetings in the
press of that city sound very IA
miliar to the people of Omaha, who
once upon time Billy excited,
some in one way and some in anoth-
er, for six weeks.
Billy keeps up the trail hitting"
he has his meetings for men only"
and "for women only" He does
not have a meeting Sunday morning
advising people to go to the
churches, and he continues to make
Monday his rest day, after the siren
uous vociferation and muscular ac-
tiyity of Sunday AFTERNOON and Sun
day night. He also continues the
tabernacle idea.
service $50 persons chit the trail"
and Billy expects that altogether he
will snatch 5000 brands from the
burning in Cincinnati.
Up to date the trail hitters"
number $500 and they are guessing
at Cincinnati, as they did similarly
in Omaha, and as they do every
where, what proportion OF these are
waked-up backsliders and what pro-
portion are fresh converts. Later
the people of Cincinnati will have
their debate on the question wheth-
err this fire sale" OF religion did
any permanent good or more than
might have been done by some extra
activity of the local churches in the
regular way.
1t may be. said, however, that,
though there is a growing tendency
among preachers and churches to
avoid the old style revival, of which
the Billy Sunday campaign is an ex-
aggerated type, Billy's work stands
the acid test of time very well.
Various surveys have demonstrated
that.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
WANT TO COME TO THE U. S.

Great numbers of the laboring
classes of both England and France
want to emigrate to the United
States, but are finding it impossible
to do so through inability to save
enough money and also because of
the adverse fonetary exchange. Hhis
condition was reported to the secre-
tary of labor in Washington recent
ly by man who was sent to
Europe by the Wilson administra-
ton to attend the sessions of the
international commission on immi-
grafton and immigration, and whose
resignation was accepted last week
by President Harding.
Low wages are preventing many
Englishmen from coming to this
country, the report said, while in
France the present rate of exchange
on the franc is an almost insur-
meuntable barrier to immigration.
There was said to be a noticeable
note of expectancy in England for
better times, but rather lack of
optimism among the poorer classes
of France. In. both countries, how
ever, the laboring classes were said
TO be getting plenty of wholesome
food,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
AS TO TRADE WITH RUSSIA

There appears to prevail an inn
preston that some governmental &C
ton is necessary for resumption OF
trade with Russia. AS we under
stand it, such is not the case. The
only embargo is on military supplies.
Anything else may be shipped. TO
Russia freely. But let us assume
that something needs to be done by
the government, and that it is done.
What manner of trade is contem-
plated?
First of all, it must not be with
the Russian people, nor with Rus
sian merchants, but with the Soviet
government. Foreign trade in Rus
STA is a State monopoly, which no in
dividuals may engage in. All deal
ings would have to be with Messrs.
Lenine, frotzsky and Tchitcherin, or
their agents.
Next, II would be an altogether
one-sided trade. Russia has I'M
doubleday great need of many of our
goods. But she has nothing to sell
us in return. Bolshevism has halted
production, and the resources once
SO abundant are now insufficient for
Russia's own needs. Grain, timber,
flax, hides, all the raw materials
which Russia once exported in vast
quantities, are now so scanty that
they need to be imported. rather
than exported.
Thus the balance of trade in our
favor would be practically equal to
the entire value Of our exports. That
would not be a healthful or COM
mendable state of affairs. Inter-
national trade is most satisfactory
when the volumes or values of ship
ments in the two directions are ap-
proximately equal. 1t is a sordid
and short-sighted view which would
regard with satisfaction commerce
SO one-sided as ours with Russia
would be. But let us assume such a
b view to prevail. Let us suppose our
merchants to be shipping vast quan-
titles of food stuffs and machinery
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
THE TIME AND THE PLACE

Once there was man who in
dulged in day dreams. He was fond
of imagining himself in all kinds of
troublesome predicaments. from
which he was obliged to free him
self by heroic action. In the course
of time he reached the conclusion
that he must be some pumpkins and
able to make mis- way out of most
any difficult situation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
STALLION FOR SALE

Am offering for sale my stallion
known as "Roany." s years old and
weighs close to 1000 pounds He
has. fine disposition ana Is sound.
For further particulars cal! or see
me. ]. j. Asmus,
1872 RI /, Audubon. Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
HEIFER LOST

White-face yearling heifer, stray
ed from my place Friday, March A.
Finder please notify Andy Anderson,
Hamlin, Ia. Phone 33A2 lift
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
EGGS EOR SALE

White Brahma eggs for Matching,
81 for setting Of Is. Phone PAW.
H. c. Hansen. 3l-3"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1921-04-07
HAVE FOR SALE

Poland-Ch sows priced reason
able. Andrew c. Nelson. soft
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-03-23
County Commissioners
Inspect Ditch

An irrigation ditch about which
much has been said and considerable
complaint made. was the object OF a
visit yesterday by the county commits
sloncrs to n point on the Santa Fe
Trail about o5 miles out
A ditch flune which crosses the
road, IL the bone OF contention. and
because tho ditch grade is not suffi-
Client the water flows slowly, the sluice
fills up with dirt and the water over
flows the road.
While it's UP TO the county to keep
It in repair, II is up to the ditch own
crs to keep 1t clean, and they were
so notified.
Tho great 4i0-foot concrete bridge
across tho Hucrfano river is coming
along well. the commissioners report
All the concrete arch work Is about
done. and the side and finishing con-
crete will be soon under way.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-03-23
RoDx1TT0N.coLl

this interesting story OF Faith lost and
found in The Stealers,' the Robert
son-Cole supcr-special. u powerful pre-
Easter production now at the Palm
theatre.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-03-23
Maito Freed

Frank Malito. who several weeks
ago shot and killed Tibcrcio EsSrad o
at tho corner of Elm and Summit
streets about O'Clock one sunday az
ternoon, is again a free man
He was released from tho county
Jail yesterday at 80 o'clock.
District Attorney c. b. Hughes dis
missed the case yesterday.
Asked for the reason of this action,
Mr.. Hughes stated that a careful In
vcstigation had been made OF all per
sons who had asked for a trial OF Ma
Tito and that not one was willing to
stand up and testify to any state OF
facts differing from those brought out
at the coroners inquest: therefore
there was no evidence with which to
conduct n prosecution.
1t had been reported that certain
persons other than those who testified
at the inquest had seen the shooting,
but when called upon they denied the
statement. The coroner's jury found
from the evidence at hand that the
shooting was in self defense, and the
prosecutors office could find nothing
to contradict that finding.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-03-23
SPEED CAR AND MORE POLICEMEN
ASKED FOR IN CHIEFS REPORT

At least fifteen additional patrol
men are required by the Pueblo po-
lice department to cope with the
present situation, according to the
annual report of Chief of Police j.
NJ. DAILY. presented to the city council
yesterday. Additional automotive
equipment is also recommended, and
requested, by Chief DAILY.
The annual report shows that only
s67, ,S7737 was expended by the po-
lice department out of an appropria-
ton of s69,500. The remaining
S2122.63 has been turned back to the
city treasury for application on the
next appproriation for the depart
ment of safety.
Chief Daly's report follows:
Honorable City Council. Pueblo.
Colorado.
'Gentlemen:--I have the honor to
tender herewith the annual report of
the Pueblo police department for the
year 1920, as follows:
During the year 2.s74 arrests were
made. OF these 424 were for invesu-
CATION on federal and state charges
OF the total number of arrests,
liquor cases have predominated.
In addition to our bureau of iden-
tification. we have added a lost and
found filing cabinet for tracing lost
and stolen articles. This cabinet has