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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
Collectors

Did you secure new cooke"
NO" replied Mr.. Crossl0ts "One
consented to call and look the place
over but she remained only half an
hour or 50.
"She never looked at the kitchen.
She went straight to the photograph.
After playing all the records left us
by the previous cook, she remarked
that she didn't believe we had any
thing she cared to add to her private
collection and departed"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05

self-educated man, one Of the greatest
and simplest of Americans and one
who acquired by indomitable will a
mastery of self-expression, have their
bearing on our problems of today,
which after all are not essentially diff,
ferent from the problems Of those 9th.
er times that tried mems souls"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
a HeInfnl Hint.

"Ar-r-r-r. growled a hypercritical
customer in the rapid IRE restaurant
aThis COMPOUNDED piece Of meat is 50
tough 7 can hardly eat it,"
sect it down on the floor where you
can put your foot on il when you gnaw
r." briskly returned Heloise. the wait.
rssS. Kansas City Star.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
Autn,s Heavy Toll Of Death.

According to statistics compiled "
the National Safety council, three
times as many people are being h-'leI
by automobiles as in all the factories
mines. railroads and other industries
In America. The annual toll or au'g
mobile accidents at grade cross--. i
averages 1000 persons killed a1d 5'''
injured.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
Imnnr,nnt 20 Antnnra
Bears the
Accounted Cor.

Cortland Bleccker the wel-kuown
clubman and connoisseur, said at a
dinner in New York
We live in an age of substitutes.
and we pay three times more for
these substitutes than we ought 70 pay
for the real thing.
"a pretty debutaute said 10 me at
a dance
~ see that you're admIring my
stockings Don't they glisten heauti.
fully? And yet they're not real silk.
yotMknow They're an artificial silk
made Of wood
Wood ehT said |. Then that &C
counts for the ladder just below your
knee"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05

Is recognized by the delicate fasclnat.
inghnnuence Of the perfume she uses.
A bath With Cutcura Soap and hot
water 10 thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually means u clear,
sweet, healthy skin,-~Adv.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
Australian Woo industry.

The capital invested In wooden man
ufacmres in Australia amounts to
about f30O0O00 (Sl3,5OOOO0), at pre-
war prices, and 1t gives employment to
between 5000 and 6,000 people. one
company was recently organized at
Melbourne with capital Of 100000
($2,250QO0) about two-htJhS of which
represents English and the balance
Australians interests.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
LInooIn,s unfaIterIna ReIIef.

Abraham Lincoln was a man Of pro
found faith. He believed in God. He
believed i'm Christ He believed in the
Bible. He believed In men. His life
is beautiful commentary on the
words, This is the victory that over
cometh the world even our faith. "-B.
&. Taylor. u. u.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
More Suitable.

$50 LIE stork has just visited Zeke,
Yawkeys home for the eleventh time,
said the presiding elder.
"StorkI" returned Gap Johnson of
Rumpus Ridge "You m0ught say
'stork, II you want TO, parson. but
II youll take a look AT them chill
dreu Of Zeke'S you'll swear it was q
hyena. Kansas City Star
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
WOMEN! USE DIAMOND DYES"
Dye Old Skirts, Dresses, Waists,
Coats. Stockings. Draperies-
Everything

Each package Of Diamond Dyes"
contains easy directions for dyeing any
article OF wool, silk, cotton. linen. or
mixed goods Beware Poor dye
streaks, spots, fades and ruins mate
rial by giving 1t "dyed-lo0k" Buy
diamond Dyes" only. Druggist has
Color Card.-Adv.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05

"There a man
simply has TO sub
scribe for a lot of
IN a gazines, as a
matter of Self-de-
f e n Sc. Canvassers
are after him all
the time. Some Of
the canvassers are
lone widows W j t h
m a n Y children to
support, and others
are energetic young
men who are try
ing to work their
way through the
veterinary COLLEGE
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
amarrlaos Breaker Busy.

one of the deplorable results Of boil
shevik misrule in RUSSIA is the in
staHiug of a "breaber of marriages
in Petro-rad, who is said to be grant
ing more than 500 divorces a week.
No investigation is necessary, the
only requirement being the signature
OF the person desiring freedom from
marriage.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
BALMY PEACE

GIN THE sylvan solitudes." said the
4 wild man of the woods, "a man
doesn't see any magazines and doesn't
receive any bulletins from the health
authorities, so he enjoys peace that
is never known in the busy haunts.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
A Portrait Of Lincoln

None Of the artists or pictures has
caught the deep though subtle and
indirect expression Of this mans face.
There is something else there. Walt
Whitman
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
Tn. niHe~ne..

"A good housewife IS very different
from a good husbandman.'
"Hov sog''
''She Is always sewing tears" "
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05

When a sick man is polite he de-
serves q halo
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-02-05
WISCONSIN TESTIMONY

Madison, Wis.--"Nearly all my
married life l have used Or. Pierces
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
LOCAL NEWS ITEMS
FROM LYNN co. NEWS

On Wednesday. November Both.
County Judge J. W Elliott united in
marriage at his office in the court
house, Mr. n. NJ Barham and Miss
Dura Yates. These young people
reside in the Three Lakes commun-
iiy and have a host Of friends who
join the News in extending to them
best wishes for long and happy
married life. Mr.. Bonham is a pros
nerous farmer in his neighborhood.
Mrs. Bonham is the youngest daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. w. VI. Yates Of
Three Lakes.
Mrs. T.. J. Bellah and daughter,
Miss Mary. and Miss Rhoda Barrier,
Of Lubbock, were guests Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Montgomery Sunday.
Sunday evening, November 81,
1921, Mr.. Roscoe Foreman and Mrs
Ruby White drove 20 the home 81
Rev. y. VI. Rrunson and were mar
ried IN the presen of few friends.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
NEXT DOSE CALoMEL
MAY SALIVATE YOU
II Is Mercury. Quicksilver, Shocks
Liver and Attack, Your
Bones

Calomel salvation is horrible II
swells the tongue, lossens the teeth
and starts rheumatism Hhere's no
reason why a person should take sick
ening. saivating calomel when a few
cents buys a large bottle Of Dodson's
Liver Tone--a perfect substitute for
calomel II is a pleasant vegetable
LIQUID which will start your liver just
as surely as calomel, but il doesn't
make you sick and can not salivate.
Calomel is a dangerous drug, be-
sides il may make you feel weak, sick
and nauseated tomorrow. Don't lose
n days work Take spoonful Of
Dodson's Liver Tone instead and you
will wake up feeling great No salts
necessary. Your druggist says Il
you don't find Dodson's Liver Tone
acts better than treacherous calomel
your money is waiting for you.
1897
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
DYED CHILD's COAT
AND HER OLD SKIRT

Buy Diamond Dyes" and follow
the simple directions in every pack
age. Don't wonder whether you can
dye or tint successfully, because per-
feet home dycing is guaranteed with
Diamond Dyes even If you have never
dyed before. Worn, faded dresses,
skirts, waists, coats, sweaters, stock
ings. draperies. hangings, everything,
become like new again. just tell
your druggist whether the material
you wish 20 dye is wool or silk, or
whether il is linen, cotton. or mixed
goods. Diamond Dyes never streak.
spot, fade, or run. 1891
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
NEWS ITEMS FROM
THE PLAINVlEW NEWS

Guy Scott OF Lubbock. state In
spector Of weights and measures, Is
in town today inspecting scales and
measures. Mr. Scott was Tor several
years publisher Of the Hale Center
Record.
The list is being held open and
those who have not contributed can
40 80 by renting 10 Mrs. Ferguson
OF Arthur Lamb.
The remains ~ VIM. krause. who
died aud was buried az Petersburg,
OF n, i0it, were exhsmed and
shipped this morning 10 Adams, Neh.
for rc-huIlal
The Red crosa roll call which clos,
cd Thanksgiving Day Was not a fefy
great aucfess IN liele County. leas
lhan $500 halne subscribed. II wa
hoped % CT ~ oou. a. d lsAss neaT'
b lhls aum a. NnppQu The nulFlllon
AoIk ameng the ghlldFen n tbs
eaualY Ma J. A. fsskssoa. chair
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
Mother

Can Old Poem Worth Repeating)
Hundreds Of stars in the far away
sky:
Hundreds Of shells on the shore to-
Rether,
Hundreds Of birds that 90 singing by,
Hundreds Of bees in the summer
weather,
Hundreds Of dewdrops to greet the
dawn,
Hundreds Of lambs in the purple
clover
Hundreds Of butterflies out on the
lawn,
But only one mother the wide world
over.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

man Of the Hale County Red Cross
chapter viii write to national head
quarters and ask for help and II ID
Is not given the work here will have
20 end.
y. G. Haating, living three and a
half miles northeast u Plainviuw.
had the misfortune this afternoon 20
lose fifteen tons of maize and cane
heads, and slx thousand bundles ~
feed IN q fire. The feed stseks caught
from sparks from a fire IN the yard
Mr. Hastings WA In town a. the
time.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
How Much Do You Know

When was the War Of 1912?
From what province Of France
was Joan - Arc
Who Is the author Of Macaulay's
History q England?
What two countries were particle
pants in the Spanish-American War;
IN what season Of the year did
Washington spend his winter AZ Val
ley Forge7
Tell about the Swiss navy
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

They left Sunday night for Hamlin,
Texas, where Mr. Foreman holds a
responsible position We wish them
a Joyous and happy life in their new
home
Mr.. and Mrs. j. b. Mobley and Mr.
Mullins, of Lubbock, we're in Taho-
ka Sunday, visiting with their son
and daughter, Mr. and Mrs Wayne
Mullins.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

Every now and then some sclen-
tist finds that the accepted theories
Of physicians are all wrong and that
thus Is not so, as il were. The doc
tors then back up and start all over
again, with a new name for old dis
eases and a fresh stock Of germs and
microbes and things. We have, in
our own modest way, also made a
discovery which proves that doctors
have been. in one respect, entirely
wrong. Our find is this: Doctors
have always said they pay visits. II
~ not &c. The visits pay them.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
Infallible Proof

Infallible Proof
eyes, sir, it's pretty hard 10 col
lect money now; / know il"
Have you tried and failed2"
"Oh, no."
How, then, do you know money
is hard TO collect?" 4,
Because several people have tried
to collect some from me.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
Natural Mystery

1 The little ant
Looks rather scant
When measured by the elephant
But 20 be stout
And have a snout
Is surely not real elegant
Still, TO be frail
And have no tail.
/ Must also be npleasart
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

35-cents buys a bottle Of "Dander-
inc" az any drug store. After one APP
plication you can not find a particle
u dandruff or a falling hair. Be-
sides. every hair shows new life. Wig
or, brightness, more color and abund-
ance. 1918
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
Ample Proof

Mary Is your young minister so
very fascinating?
Sarah-Fascinating Why, lots
~ girls in our church have married
men they hated just TO get one kiss
from the rector after the ceremony
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

oner who was ready to be hung.
IAN I've got TO say replied the
condemned man, lis that this viii
be an awful lesson to me.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

Married You'll have to admit
that when a man marries his troubles
are over.
Unmarried Yes, but over what?
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

A crazy muse, maze cruise,
Upon a sea Of wheat
In witty praise Of pretty ways
OF Daisy and her feet
'Twouid pain the foot he fain would
put
To antics such az these.
The yellow fields. this fellow yields,
Are fun Of humblebees.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
News From Snsgville

Sidney Hooks left this morning for
somewhere. Il was at first believed
he was coming instead Of going, as
he had his hat on hind-part before.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
Household Helps

Never use soap 70 wash the veg
etables.
Avoid dropping glassware into the
kitchen sink--it may break.
Locks can be fixed with a screw
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

"Spitar" is not something TO spit
in.
"Barnacles" have nothing TO do
with barns
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
AROUND THE CLOCK
s,nrIirh, and sun.hine LIshlias .LIle'. Paihway


Young Woman (holding out her
hand) viii you please tell me how
20 pronounce the name Of the stone
in this ring? Is il turkoise or turk
woise?
Icwelcr latter inspecting I'll
The correct pronunciation is glass.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

The potatoes in our garden fail
ed 70 turn ont
How was that"
Il had 10 dig them out
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09
And ,n O,hrr. A, Will

Have you anything 20 say before
YOU go?" the sheriff asked the pris-
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

Say. waiter. is this an incubator
chicken
u don't know, sir
1T must be. Any chicken that
has had a mother could never get as
tough as this one
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1921-12-09

Ink stains in linens can be removed
with a pair Of scissors.
Hot water bottles applied 70 froz-
en- pipes are Of little service.
Perfume sprinkled on onions may
help the odor but not the taste.
4 leaky roof cannot be repaired
with blotting paper.
The Dial
l. An men were born free and
equal, yet girls smile NJ some and
laugh at others.
II. Never Judge the dinner by the
tone Of the dinner bell
III. You can tell a donkey by ms
lack Of horse sense.
~. The father Of large family
Of girls often wishes he could adver-
tise for proposals and bids.
V. An automobile is no better
than the man driving il.
VI Pluck win help you succeed,
If you find somebody worth pluck
ing.
VII. Electrocution has put the
finishing touches 90 many man.
VIII Nearly every girl believes
lots Of other girls are jealous Of her.
TX. The closer you get 10 some
people, the more distant they are.
Y. Il IS sometimes easier TO win
the daughter hand than the faith
er's ear
XI The lion in society may be a
bear al home
XII Lovers spooning IN pubic
are always sure TO make a stir.
Rough Stuff
when / began business on my
own account, ! had absolutely moth
/ ing except my intelligence"
Indeed, that was a small begin
ming
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-06-16
FAIR BOARD VALLEY
JUNKET SATURDAY

The members of the county fair
beard, accompanied by about 30 ranch
ers. orchardsts and business men. will
leave the Commercial Club Saturday
morning on junket that will include
the East Side, Upper Valley and West
Side districts. The party will leave
here by automobile, touring up the
East side. They expect to stop at the
places of all ranchers specializing in
blooded stock. % Gordon Brown and Le-
roy Childs will accompany the party.
Z. l.. Manser has asked that all
growers who have stock of which they
are especially proud to notify the visit
ors in order that they may call and in
spect them. Growers who are expert
menting with new methods of labor
are also urged to demonstrate their
plans. The junketers will take picnic
lunch at Parkdale, where coffee and
cream will be served.
Mr.. Manser asks that all who have
not yet made plans for the Saturday
trip, call him at his home, 5497. The
party will leave the Commercial Club
at 8 a. m.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-06-16
CONGRESSMAN TO
GIVE ADDRESS HERE

An added feature of the approaching
chautauqua. to be held at the open air
theatre July 10, inclusive, will be
an address by Hon. Henry I. Rainey,
representative to congress from llli-
nois. Mr.. Rainey has been one OF the
outstanding figures at Washington for
the past l8 years. He will talk on
Federal Taxation and Miracles of FL
nance.' His lecture will be non-po-
litical.
The chautauqua will provide enter
tanning and educational features for
every afternoon and evening of the
sessions.
''It Pays to Advertise" the comedy
success which is to be presented at
ChautauQUa on the fourth night by the
Keighley New York Players, is abso-
lutely clean and wholesome. This fact
combined with the rich Americanism
of its humor, the rapid-fire idioms con-
tanned in the dialogue and the many
clever situations effected, marked its
New York production as the most sue
cessful comedy drama in years.
The story is told with contagious
verve and vigor and the dialogue is
written with real feeling for that
particular type Of humor that has been
recognized as purely American since
the days of Ben Franklin.
The New York Sun says, Before
the company has been before you two
minutes the play will reach out after
you and tap you genially on the back,
and you will be aware of warm, com
Portable feeling that will cause you to
settle back contentedly, with complete
trust that it is going to keep. you iovial
and interested the whole evening. 1t
makes fun of advertising but is one of
the best ads the advertising man can
baua -
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-06-16
MARKETS BUREAU
EXPERT is HERE

r. r. Pailthorp. of the Washington,
D. c., Office of the Bureau of Markets
of the United States Department of
Agriculture, arrived Monday to spend
the week here with the Experiment
Station and advise growers, serecting
home storage and packing plants, on
methods of ventilation. While here
Mr.. Pailthorp will visit the Mosier and
other adjacent fruit sections. He will
make an inspection of storage plants
of the Apple Growers Association
Mr.. Pailhthorp says that Hood River
is better equipped with cold storage
plants than any other northwestern
fruit section.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-06-16
Howard Cooper In Service

Howard Cooper, son of Mr.. and Mrs
W. F. Cooper, of the East Side orchard
district, is now in Portland aboard
Eagle Boat 80, a part of the fleet par
ticipating in Rose Festival activities
and which will remain for time.
MIR. Cooper, who entered the navy as
an enlisted man during the war, win
ming the rank Of ensign on the reserve
list before the srmistice, was called
for a 2-weeks service. Local folk at
the Rose show, not knowing that he
had been called for duty. were sur
prised to find him with naval officers
at the big show.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-06-16
The Home ofihe Soul

IN 0lden times. Il was believed that
the seat Of the soul was the stomach.
most likely fcF the reason that man
rs never SO comp Ietely used up as when
his stomach is oat Of order. For the
cure Of ordinary stomsch troubles there
= nothing Q-ite % prompt and salts
factory as tramherlsin's Tablets.
They strengthen the stomach and en-
able it to perf6rm its function natural
iy. Give them a trial. They only cost
3 quarter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-06-16

Miss Grace f. Ejgington, alumna Of
the institution, s acting dean a wOm-
en- at the University of Oregon sum
mer session. She will also teach short
story writing. Miss Edgington for
merly taught this subject at the Uni
versIty of Washington. Miss Edging-
ton, daughter vt DR. and Mrs. Jesse
Edgington, hollis the professorship of
rhetoric at the University of Oregon.
She is also editor II the alumni maga.
zine, "Old Oregon"
Miss EdginCtgB writes her parents
that the summer session will be at
tended by about 300. The term will
last from June - TO July 81.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-06-16
WOMAN'S CLUB NEWS

Mrs. Munroe says the Pendleton con-
vention was one of the most interest
ing ever held in the state.s The en-
tire list of officers, she states. was re-
elected.
"0ur body at the convention took
strong action on some of the measures
before voters last week." says Mrs.
Munroe. They we're strong for the
bonus bill. The Pendleton people GER
tainly know how to entertain. They
treated US royalty while we were
there"
Miss May Davidson was reelected a
member of the directorate of the state
federation of Professional & Business
Women's Club at the annual conven-
tion in Portland last Saturday. Other
Delegates present from here at the
convention were: Mrs. Susie |. Lynn
and Mrs. 0. h. Croyle.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-06-16

FFarz u selling the Hunt stock Of
wall paper at fraction Of original
cost See their Il in this issue.
The Fallon standard. (Fallon, Nev.) 1920-1958, 1921-02-16
NEW BUILDING PROJECTS
FOR THE CITY OF FALBON

The year 1921 starts off very
auspiciously in this little city, des-
pite the retrogressive movement of
business recorded in a countrywide
sense. Ii now seems certain that
new business blocks will go up on
practically every unoccupied piece
of closein real estate during the
present season. Among the build
ings in prospect is a three-story of
fee structure on Center street that
will have a frontage of so feet and
depth of 80 feet with every mod
ern appurtenant and with provision
for Offices on every floor. This
building will be erected by local
capitalist who senses the need of it,
A modern building will also be
erected between the Palace theater
and the post Office during the present
year. This will probably be occu-
pied by local mercantile estab-
lishment. Several other business
buildings are in prospect and the
work of erecting new homes con-
tinues apace. Fine residence edi-
fees are going up in every part of
town and Fallon's substantial and
rapid growth is manifest no matter
the neigh boz hood visited.