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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
THE PERFECT DAY"

THE PERFECT DAY"
When you've started the day with a
bunch of pep
I And a zest for the old ham and;
When you've swung to work with a
springy step
AS the tasks of the day you've
planned;
When you've pitched right in and
raised merry hob
With the work that you found to dc
With brain so clear that the mean
est job
Was easy as pie for you
Then the feeling you have as you
hit the hay
Is feeling of great content
And THAT is the end of a perfect
day,
Of a day that has been well spent
Bears Fact
******
"Vic" Smith, (he as sells stoves
ct cetera,) allowed as how he once
upon a time had ambitions to
change the spelling of his name tc
Smythe. But he reckons as how more
people will have to buy ranges and
furnaces, (pipeless), (adv) before he
can indulge in that luxury
**#**&
Our idea of dumbbell is the mus
tard seed who says with a swellhead-
ed tone, ooh everybody around these
parts knows me! They amt no use
fer me ter ADVERTISED"
***#r+
Some people don't know they are
dead until a gavestone is put over
them.
And the man who has really LIVED
is never dead, even tho they bury hi;
last resting place in stonesl
*#***4
Christmas to some people is jus
d ILaIblC Chasing al Oullui wv luuCl
food and bad temper.
#&&***
To others it is the sweet remem
berance of childhood and the font
remembrance of friends.
&**#4@
VIII some kind friend go arounc
and tell Andy Johnson he saw his ad
in this paper?
#*A&4&
An old superstition used to say
that if you saw the new moon ovel
the left shoulder, it meant You would
get money.
&x#%*$
You will, if you believe it!
s**&#*
! Only you spell it with two COS"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

The biggest potatoes Of the year,
weighing from two to- five pounds
each, were served on the''Fech-Amer-
lean Legion Special en- route from
Minneapolis, Mimi, to the Pacific
coast. The "spuds" were SD big that
they required an hour and q half in
the baking. They were selected by
L. X. Owen, superintendent of din
ing cars on the Northern Pacific R.
R.. The largest potato was served to
Marshal Foch, who was amazed.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Rev. Theron Lee. Minister


Sabbath School, 10 A. NJ.
SABBATH Evening Worship 7.30 PM
Prayer Meeting Tuesday 7.45 P. M.
Junior Endeavor Society Tuesday
after school.
intermediate Endeavor Societies
Monday evening at 700 o'clock.
Senior Endeavor Society Friday 7.45
p. NJ
The Communion of the Lords sup
per will be celebrated at the morning
service this coming Sabbath with the
admission of new members. Mr.. Lee
will preach on an unusual theme for
a Communion service. At the evening
service Mr.. Lee will preach on "Les-
sons of the Bryn Athen Railroad
Wreck" Preparatory service on this
Friday night at 7.45.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

NEW HOPE PRESBYTERIAN
Rev. Harry Boehme, Minister.
10. a. m. Sunday School. -
IL. a. M Morning Service.
All Services Standard Time.
Everybody welcomed
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
NEW HOPE NJ. Y CHURCH

NEW HOPE NJ. E. CHURCH
REV. W. Fl. Aspril, Pastor
10 am. Sunday School.
II am. Worship and Sermon.
6.45 pm. Epworth League.
! 7.30 PM Evening Worship.
]. Prayer meeting Thursday evening.
: A glad hand and welcome to all.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

| Some men count immunization a.
gainst hog cholera as one of the reg
uiar expenses in pork production;
others take chance. It's often an
expensive chance.
Down in the back pasture just the
tree for the youngsters Christmas
| is waiting for you to come mark it.
Says Gran'pa, at would be whole
lot better for our town if some of
| these fellows who are misers with
their deeds and spendthrifts with
their conversation could turn somer-
sault once in a while"
Now that all the peach borers have
been gassed out, and the trash clear
ed away from the trunks of fruit
trees to break up rabbit tea parties,
pruning will help to keep life from
And speaking of gassing, have you
heard that so per cent of all the
peach trees in New Jersey which are
five years of age or older were treat
ed with P-C-Benzene for borers dur
ing September and October? 1t took
Is to 20 tons to do it!
If an ounce of prevention is worth
a pound of cure in the seed game, an
ounce of corrosive sublimate is worth
a pound of sulfur for seed potatoes.
Davy Crockett's old slogan, "Be
sure you're right, then go ahead"
is echoed the country over as poultry
men turn on the evening lights in
the hen house.
No, they haven't settled that old
argument yet about whether the egg
or chicken came first, but they know
that eggs, as well as other kind of
animal protein, are mighty good for
chickens.
How about some home-cured hams
and bacon this winter? Circular 101
of the New Jersey Experiment Stat
ion, New Brunswick, will tell you how
to do the stunt, and it is yours for
the asking.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
:=zsE.EEz.=.a
SMlllN THRU
BY GEE SEE
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
AND DEATH

We move.
Concentric circles,
They call them,
Making marks in life
Like a pencil
Tied to a string
Revolving about a fixed point!
We think ourselves
Free agents,
Setting the pace!
But ever at the end
Of an invisible string
We move,
Around and around,
In ever widening circles.
Until at last
The invisible string,
At end,
Prayed and frazzled out,
Gives way.
The invisible circle
Fades out,
The pencil is freed,
Invisible,
From the invisible string,
To make its mark
In eternity,
Infinity,
Unhampered!
%*%**%
"The heaviest ear of corn is the
one that lowliest bends it's head" is
an old, but true, proverb.
***#**
But it doesn't mean going about
with our heads between our legs.
&*****
Mock humility is such a vile-smell-
ing stencil that it makes a skunk
smell sweet in comparison.
+*****
Conceit is like one of the slovenly
petticoats of "a now forgotten age;
which insist on showing, no matter
what is done.
*#*#*#
But, by and large, howsoever, and
as it were, nowadays the heaviest ear
of corn is not judged by how low
it hangs its head, but by how much
moonshine it can make.
**#**&
We hate to criticize what we see
in our own paper, but did you notice
the advertisement of West Amwell
Township headed, PROPOSALS
FOR KEEPING POOR?
#*****
Of course it's all in the way you
look at it, but we have found it far
from difficult (as it were) to keep
poor without any proposals.
*#****
A Trenton paper advertises-
agent wanted easy work, easy mon
ey"
###*#*
We've all wanted that!
&#*#**
Another ad. says, "CHRISTIAN,
REFINED, DESIRES PERMANENT
LOCATION"
*#%##H
We only know of two PERMA-
NENT locations. Description of one
of them is unprintable, and we are
not qualified to discuss the other,
#*&##%
Our idea of a dumbbell is chunk
of wood who invariably selects the
middle of the street and dangerous
corners for stopping other people
and engaging them in talk tests and
bull throwing matches.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
TRINITY CHURCH, SoIebury
Rev. T. r. Hazard, Rector

Episcopal services as follows:
Morning Prayer 10. am.
Holy Communion First Sunday il
each month.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

Rev. Harold NJ. Dorrell. Minister
9.45 Sunday School. HOO Morning
Worship. 7.30 Evening Worship.
Prayer meeting Tuesday 7.45 pm.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
ST. PHILIPS CHAPEL, New Hope
Rev. T. X. Hazard, Rector.

Episcopal services as follows:
Morning Prayer 11.30 am
Holy Communion Second Sunday ir
each month.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

Training allowances for sick and
wounded ex-service men will not be,
reduced twenty per cent, according to-
C. r. Forbes, director of the Veter--
ans Bureau, who has informed the
Legion that this move had never been
considered even tho it has been re-
ported. Ninety per cent of the 100000
disabled men now being trained, re-
ceive 500. a month.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
FARM AND
HOME FACTS

Scrub bulls may be really quite
valuable for beef.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

ST. MARTINS r. C. CHURCH
i Hours of Service-Mass on Sunday
/ at and 10 o'clock. Holy days at S
and s o'clock.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
THOMPSON MEMORIAL CHURCH
Rev. w w. Harris. Pastor

Sunday School at 10 A. NJ.
Morning worship at II o'clock.
Sunday School at Wood Hill Chapel,
220 P. NJ.
c. E. at 7.30 P M.
Evening worship at o'clock
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

Some men count immunization "a
gainst hog cholera as one of the reg
ular expenses in pork production;
others take a chance. It's often an
expensive chance.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
~ 4 N<AASD AAAAA L AAzA LAMBERTVILLE

FRIDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 9th
BIG SPECIAL FEATURE mot GUILTY"
SATURDAY MATINEE AND EVENING DECEMBER 10th
CLARA KIMBALL YOUNG IN CHARGE 1T"
MONDAY MATINEE AND EVENING, DECEMBER 18th
AN ALL STAR CAST IN "WITHOUT LIMIT
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 18th EVENING ONLY
EUGENE OBRIEN IN "BROADWAY AND HOME"
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14th MATINEE AND EVENING
CONSTANCE TALMADGE IN DANGEROUS BUSINESS
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 18th
NORMA TALMADGE IN THE SIGN ON THE DOOR"
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10th
WILLIAM RUSSELL IN CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT"
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18th. MATINEE AND EVENING
DANGEROUS CURVE AHEAD
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
The CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
is IN THE AIR


WHAT is MORE APPROP-
RATE THAN A FANCY BAS-
KET FILLED WITH THOSE
DELICIOUS CHOCOLATES
FOR WHICH OUR STORE is
NOTED?
SURELY MOTHER, SISTER
OR FRIEND WILL APPREC-
late SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
GIFT. A LARGE ASSORT-
MENT OF BOX CANDY AT
BEFORE THE WAR"
PRICE. HARD CANDY, MIX
TURES, BARLEY TOYS, EX-
IRA SPECIAL FOR THOSE
.WHO WANT THE BEST.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

Three French war brides met Mar
shall Foch when the Legion Special
stopped in st. Maries, Idaho. They
were crying. eve love America, but
oh! how we are lonesome for France"
they sobbed Never forget France, y
Foch replied, "but you must love your
new home and honor your husbands. "
And the Marshal blew his nose hard
to hide the tears.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09
i
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GDp,tl,.HESSj:.

Notices MUST be in this office by
Tuesday night OF they can't be used)
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

Fifteen cents buys a meal for need
ex-service men and families at the
American Legion Restaurant in To-
ledo, Ohio. The menu includes steak
or chop, potatoes, bread butter and
coffee The difference between the
cost of the food and the price at the
counter is made up by employed
Legionnaires.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

Down in the back pasture just the
tree for the youngsters Christmas
is waiting for you to come mark it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

Following a series of shooting
scrapes in and near Wichita, in which
two men were shot to death and four
others dangerously wounded, 500 of
the members of the Legion there
have volunteered to aid in preserv-
ing order in case of emergency. The
Legionnaires will be available for po-
lice duty Immediately if the gang
sters become acute.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

Receipts from the entertainments
given by posts of the Legion or its
auxiliary are not taxable under the
new revenue law passed by the ex-
ira session of the 9th Congress.
Such receipts were formerly taxed
under the old law. This repeal will
be welcome to posts that have to de-
pend on such proceeds for incomes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

SANDY RIDGE BAPTIST CHURCH
Rev R. Lewis Everett, Pastor.
Prayer 10 A. M.
Sunday School 1915 A. NJ
Preaching II A. NJ.
c. E. Meeting P. NJ.
Preaching 7.30 P. NJ.
Prayer Service Thursday evening.
SERGEANTSVILLE NJ. E. CHURCH
John Munro Jaqueth, Pastor
$50 Sunday School.
1890 Preaching Service.
7.30 Evening service, sermon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

Ex-service men who want to be U.
S. Postmasters, LIST, End or Bird class,
are to be given five per cent adj
vance on their civil service ratings
and credits, for time spent in service.
President Harding ordered this put
into effect upon requests from Legion
representatives.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

The high school graduate with the
best athletic record in Elkhorn, Wis.
will receive annually an American
Legion medal, an award of the local
Legion post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

An old superstition used to say
that if you saw the new moon over
the left shoulder, it meant You would
get money.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

The examination of Boy Scouts in
Minneapolis has been entrusted to
the Raoul Lufberry post of the Lee
gion. A board appointed by the post
has charge of an examination in 60
subjects, and will make recommen-
dations for awards of merit badges.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

When Marshal Foch returns to
New York December ID to sail for
France on the Liner Paris" he will
have Travelled 10000 miles, visited
AZ states, and stopped at 200 cities
and towns He made his 245th speech
at Richmond, Va. before starting
West, and had received the degree of
IL D. from 81 American Universities
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

&x#T%*
You will, if you believe it!
s#&#%4
Only you spell it with two COS"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

VIII some kind friend go around
and tell Andy Johnson he saw his ad.
in this paper?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-12-09

To others it is the sweet remem-
berance of childhood and the fond
rememberance of friends.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1921-08-24
Ssge Tea Keeps
Your Hair Dark
When Nike dWith Sulphur It Brings
Back Its Beautiful Lustre at Once.

Grey hair, however handsome, de-
notes advancing age We all know the
advantages of a youthful appearance.
your hair is your charm, 1t makes or
mars the face. When it fades or turns
gray and looks streaked, just few
applications of Sage Tea and Sui
phur enriches its appearance a hun
bred fold.
Don't stay gray, Look young! Eth
err prepare the recipe at home or get
from any drug store bottle OF
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound" which is the old-time recipe
improved by the addition of other in
gradients. Thousands of folks recon-
mend this ready-to-use preparation
because it darkens the hair beautiful
ly, besides, no one can possibly tell, as
it darkens SO naturally and evenly
You moisten a sponge or soft brush
with it, draw this through the hair
taking one small strand at time. By
morning gray hair disappears, after
another application or two, its natura
color is restored and it becomes thick
glossy and lustrous, and you appear
years younger.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1921-08-24
POSITIVE EVIDENCE OF EFFICIENCY
IN COOPERATIVE SELLING-Fronn Pro-

gressiVe farmer-toloWers of the progress of
cooperative selling by. growers will be interested
IN the announcement that the Standard Growers
Exchange hereafter will sell its fruit solely thru
the Florida Citrus Exchange The Florida Git
rus Exchange is the greatest cooperative organ
lzatlon OF the Florida citrus growers. This or
ganizatlon has beeen handling about 40 per cent
of the Florida citrus crop. The Standard Grow
ers Exchange, formerly known as H. c. Shrader
Company, has been the second largest factor
IN the Florida citrus business 1t operated pack
ing houses in about IS important citrus growing
centers. Last fruit from its own groves
and other fruit handled by it amounted to con
siderably more than a million
1t is a remarkable tribute to the efficiency of
the Exchange that an organization of this mag
ntude sees mt to turn over the selling end of its
business to the cooperative body. The Florida
Citrus Exchange today has a selling force that
efficiently covers the possible present markets.
The great volume of business reduces the selling
costs to point lower than any organization with
a smaller volume can hope to attain Citrus
growers OF Florida will forever owe a debt of
gratitude to the men of courage and vision who
fought through the lean years to attain the pres
ent success. Cotton growers in the South. too,
nave many years of struggle before their COOP
eratlVe selling organizations are perfected Rut
there are among the cotton growers men canal
IN courage to that of the citrus growers and nj
innate success is sure to come.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1921-08-24

IN the kidneys or your back hurts or
II the urine is cloudy, offensive. full
OF sentiment, irregular of passage or
attended by sensation of scalding
stop eating meat and get about four
ounces of Jad Salts from any phar-
macy; take a tablespoonful in a glass
Iof water before breakfast and in a
few days your kidneys will act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice. COM
blned with lithia, and has been used
for generations to flush and stinu-
late the kidneys, also TO neutralize
the acids in urine so it no longer
causes irritation, thus ending bladder
weakness.
lad Salts is inexpensive and cam
not iniure; makes delightful effer-
vescent Whitewater drink wKich ev-
eryone should take now and then to
keep the kidneys clean and active
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1921-08-24
YES, HOW DO THEY DO IT?-Secretar,

YES, HOW DO THEY DO IT?-Secretary
of Labor Mr.. Davis, is outspoken in his declara-
ton for better wage standard for American
labor and stated in an interview Monday, "All
along the line there seems to be tendency to
reduce wages without any thought being given
as to how the laboring man is going to be able
to live decenty the wages industry seeks to
give him; how can man support a wife and
family on $500 or $3.50 day and work only 10
months in the year, as many OF them do in var
ious industries"
Speaking of the wives of Workngmen Mr..
Davis pays them high compliment for ccono-
my; he said, How they manage to clothe, feed,
educate and bring up their children in the &C
cepted American way on the general wage scale
in effect in many industries is one of the great
wonders" With this sentiment prevailing in the
Department of Labor and the advisory board
OF President Harding, there is some hope for the
future for the working class of this country 1t
is not unlikely that the agrarian problem solved
as 1t appears to be by the passage of the billion
dollar loan fund o agricultural interests, the
wage question Of the industrial and farming sec
tons will also receive the attention of this ad-
ministratlon. The democratic administration,
during the stress OF war, blazed Inc way for gov
ernmental adjustment of the labor question en-
;iiasse and it augurs well for labors future that
the secretary OF the department makes this time
ly avowa of the justice of the pending wage
disputes Mr.. Davis has risen from the ranks of
Labor, having worked in the rolling mills of Al
ALBANIA and knows by practical experience the diff
hcutles OF making both ends meet with the
meagre earnings of the average of working men.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1921-08-24
ONE WAY TO HELP YOUR TOWN :

retail stores of community the by
which inhabitants get the material benefits of
civilization. A town without good stores fails to
share the marvellous progress Of these wonder
ful avs. 1t is not e, uipped on twentieth cen
fury basis.
The way to get good stores, is to encourage
the merchants to expand and develop their ser
vices. And the way to give them this encour-
agement, is to buy all possible supplies at home.
If any line article can be found which they
do not keep, and you will not find many such
in the stores of Fitzgerald, let them order it for
you. They will give you the benefit of their ex-
pert purchasing ability.
A town in which the people are loyal to the
home stores, is town where the merchants are
alert, enterprsing, ambitious for expansion, and
confident that their enterprise will be supported
and rewarded In short, it is an advancing town
And this lesson applies equally to the who
have printing to do; patronize the home printer
and do unto him as you wish him to do unto you
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1921-08-24
|. {. Reported Seeking
To Buy G. S. { F.

MACON, August 24.-Rumor has
it that the Illinois Central Railwa
is negotiating the purchase of the
Georgia, Southern and Florida di-
vision of the Southern Railway, al
though local officials of the G.. S.
& F. say they are not aware of any
such deal. The matter has been
discussed in railroad circles since
Saturday.
The Southern Railway absorbed
he G. S. & F. some time ago and
that line is known at present as the
G., S, & F. division of the Southern
Railway. 1t is a valuable line and
has splendid equipment and schedules
to points in South Georgia and
Florida,
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1921-08-24
FROM Triton GAZETTE

FROM Triton GAETTE-It is distinct loss
to South Georgia as a section, and especially to
the newspapers of this territory, that Stewart F.
Geders, Associate Editor of the Fitzgerald
Enterprise, and bright newspaper man.
leaves Fitzgerald to accept position as city
editor on the Athens Herald, an afternoon paper.
He was engaged in newspaper work in Athens
before, while attending college there, but came
home last fall to join his father, Isidor Gelders
in launching a daily edition of the eader-Enter-
prise. The Atlanta, Birmingham and Atlantic
strike along in the meantime and the town
was so badly torn into factions and the business
so seriously interfered with that it was found
impractical to try to put daily paper on its feet
at this time.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1921-08-24
Advance Offers
For 1922 Truck
Macon Canning Man Wants Toma.
toes and Peppers

toeS anu Peppers
VALDOSTA, August "a. - Pros
pective truck growers through the
Valdosta section are considering with
much interest proposition made to
them during the last week by C. R.
Hancock, representing the Empire
Canning Company of Macon.
On tomatoes, for field run, an Of
fer of $40 a ton is made in bulk,
while for pimento peppers a contract
price of 70 cents a bushel is offered
In addition to this contracts for Jer-
sey yams at so cents per bushel, field
run, is offered. This sweet potato
grows very prolihcally in this section
and natures much earlier than other
varieties. besides being more desira-
bic for canning purposes. Growers
believe at the price offered for them
they are more profitable than the
oher varieties which sell for higher
prices on grades.