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ne or c. o. D. orders filed.
Gle at soc
Imitation Pearl Earrings, Pair
:;:! 4 :si:s Soc
Mems Csc Handkerchiefs,
Three for
Mems White H.ndkerchIefs. satin
striped Effects; me quality Linen C0r
an first T Fiooa. Dept
Up to $l.00 Scissor, Pair
Solid Steel Scissors: desirable
basket: 3h to 5 inch sizes......... (OVJC II
Boys Csc Union Suits
Boys Porosknit Union Suits, in III
white only; high neck and short I IN II
sleeves; knee length; slight imper- HVDc ii
First Floor.
Women's Neckwear
or lace. organdy and net also Of
white pique. In flat and Tuxedo m III
: ;is;s ~, s s.;: :'.." and :'.::e 3Uc
Women's Thread Silk Hose
Wom .S so Thread ads SIX Hose in
all r; sl.ss E, slight imDerfe'tions. QUO
Women's Isle Hose
Three Pair for
women's gray. black and cordo-l
van lightweight Isle Hose, seam m
less back: all sizes; slightly inn NODr
First Floor.
Sheet Music, Two for
sheet =, ,sa All the NEST popular
lion $500. ...-.. oUc \
19c Huck Towels, Four for
1881 Hemmed Huck Towels;
plain rdsi ., white; perfect quality; C0~
69c Table Damask
5s-inch Mercerized Table Dam
id wes s1rasG grade for general ass
First Floor. wv
Soc Damask Scarfs, Two for Il
*: :;::: :: r.: :::::
Boys Golf Caps
Boys Golf Caps. Of blue serge )PR
and fancy mixtures. ............r. I'll r II
Boys Hats
Boys Hats. OF fancy mixtures,
suitable for boys from to 10 years En-
0' First S F,oor. JUC
Women's 75c Slippers
y 81: ssss;s S:s
Csc Percales, Three Yards for
36-inch Percales. light grounds.
neat stripes. checks dots and ng- en-
First Floor. JUL
Little Tots Petticoats
Little Tots White Muslin Petit
coats. soft finish grade: long and En- II
short; trimmed with embroidery. 0VDc II
Women's Bloomers
women's Pink Bloomer.
ruffle and double elastic knee: full , A0l<s II
'u EYr., r1oo ,.'''''''''''''''''.'''
Csc Ribbons
Moire and Novelty. Ribbons. for
wanted shades: I to +f inchs S~. al Sir
First Floor. J wv
Boys Blouses
Boys Percale Blouses, light and J m
dark colors; sizes to 16 years.. 7 A0I<s
F1rst Floor. Jul
Boys Wash Pants
g.; rs: ;;::Ea; Fl; ::'' s'::
79c Valenciennes Laces, Bolt
Valenciennes Laces, round and \
diamond mesh; mostly in matched IN
sets; 12-yard pieces. 1vvr II
First Floor. WV II
Women's Aprons
Women's White Cambria Pima
fore or Polly Prlm Aprons, trimmed I m
with pink. blue or white ric-rac , AlIn II
Third Floor.
Bingham Petticoats
Women's Bingham Petticoats, as
sorted blue st Il pc 8, with deep I IN |
flounce: full lengths. ............. AvUF II
1rd lOOr. J
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lie at $z.OO
Mems SIPS Union Suits
Mems Varsity Union Suits.
:.;;;s $l.OO
Up to $500 Neslisee Shirts
Mems Nesligee Shirts. good (
Mems Union Suits
ribbed Isle s0A and baibrigRan:
legs; sizes 81 to a; seeonds Of XII
$50 Fra and T, 800 values. ........ wA'VV
$500 Neclwear
:. Women's organdy Lace andy
Net Neckwear. In flat: round and
fects; white. cream and ocru n HD
coI Tir., fla, .'''''......'...."
$1.49 Metallic Cloth
so-inch Metallic Cloth. in gold,
;:; e: ::!::: sl.OO
Women's SIPS Gloves
women's Chamoisette Giovesl
two-clasp and gauntlet styles:
ana bears. Srsy ssr black sont1 h,s m
suvs mr. ....................")
$500 Bead Necklaces
First Floor.
Vanity Cases
Metal Vanity Cases mickey
First Fi:.r.
Fancy Bead Necklaces
Fancy Bead Necklaces, an as-
::,:' 4! sl.OO
$500 Handbags
IL: {: ::::s sl.Oo
First Floor.
Women's SOC Handkerchiefs,
Four for
womep's Linen Handker-
all r pure F 1,nen. '.''''..'....... .UU
Poker Chips, Box
Poker Chips. 100 assorted in Ut m
'' First Ficcr.si:tIonery. ~ IL UU
Toilet Water and Sprayer, for
Meiba Toilet Water, two
ounce bottle. In assorted doors. ~
with perfumizer for spraying. 1XI It'll
adjustable to any bottle. $50. law
First Fioor-Tax &c extra.
Children's Umbrellas
Good quality rainproof Ameri-
IS; $;:!: Sl.OO
t Pilgrim Bags
Largesizs Pilgrim Bags, forl
i:;:!;: & Sl00
Girls MILDLY Blouses
Girls White LonsdaIe Jean
sns BC9 ss; viii VA. braid s c1 m
Third Floor.
Infants 59c Bands, Two for
Infants Silk and Wool Bands,
the Little Princess brand; ~
sizes six months to 3 years. xxi It'll
v, Ks': RI, U.serwe.r section ~AeVV
Boys Wash Suits
Boys Wash Suits, fast colors:l
assorted popular models: sizes }C1 m
TO ,r 8 y r;as s;...'.'''''.'''..'. 0l.UU
Boys Pants
Boys Kniekerbocker Pants,
Of cheyiot and tweed; sizes TO }C1 M
IL ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. M Till
First Floor. JVAsVV
De-, Did,.
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81. 90 Bead Necklac

Pearl Bead Necklaces, fine
quality imported French pearl
beads: graduate neck lengths;
Desirable sizes; 2A-inch lengths.
First Floor.
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Infants Silk and Wool Bands,
the Little Princess brand;
sizes six months to years. -.
Knit Underwear Section
First F1Oor.
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Rogers Nickle Silverwar

Rogers Solid Nickle Silver
Tableware, tablespoons or forks;
new design: quality guaran-
teed, set or six ...............
Bnrmcpt-
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8-quarter Cooks Linoleums,
Q very pretty design. suitable
for hall or bathroom use; full
rolls. (Limtt six square
yards.)
Fourth Floor.
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Longcloth, 7 Yards {

36-inch English I,ongcloth,
fine cbamois-finish quality. %.
First Floor.
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Girls White Lonsdale Jean
MILDLY Blouses, with braid on
collar and cuffs; wide cuff bot
toms; sizes 10 to is years. .....
Third Floor.
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$1.5O and $500 RUGS.

2Ix54 heavy reversible Bon
b ron M0oi anu Eipr Sss hugs nd
plain centers of rose, blue,
green and brown: also Rag
Rugs, In hit and miss effects,
First F7OOr-Bnrga ain Tables.
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Vanity Cases

Metal Vsnity Cases, nickle !
silver effects, new round shapes;
with all necessary compart-
First Flo0r.
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$500 All-Wool Serp,

o0-inch Atwood Storm Serge, !
sponged and shrunk: in black,
navy. midnight, brown. copen
First Floor.
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Women's Kitchen waist
Aprons. of genuine Amoskeag
ginghams, straight and round
shapes, with pocket; medium
iength ...............
First Floor. }
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Women's. Flexo Petticoats, \
hne quality white muslin; deep
embroidery flounce, in assorted /.
patterns: guaranteed "Flexo"
pdnuS ....-.
Third Floor.
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Poker Chips, Bo.

First Quality Composition \
Poker Chips, 100 assorted in !
oox
First FlOOr-StatlOnery. u
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Wonlen's
Handkerchief,
S for Csc

W m . n - Handkerchief.
white and colored effects, In
GLIDING embroidered corner,
roll edge and plain hemstitch-
ed styles. Values worth to
loo each.
First Floer.
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Fancy Bead Necklaces, an as
sortment OF new date
styles: flne crystal and novelty
bead effects
First Floor.
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Toilet Water and Spra'

Melba Toilet Water, two )
ounce bottle, In assorted doors.
with perfumizer, for spraying.
adjustable to any bottle. -.
First F1o0r-Tax &c extrn.
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Potted Plants

Including Ferns. Rubber
Plants and Hydrangeas, also
rose bus h es, hardy plants.
monthly boomers, in the fol-
red, Ward, Mock, etc. each.
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$500 HANDBAG,

Women's Handbags, silk and !
leather effects. in a variety of
stylish and well-made shapes:
First FlO0r.
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Bingham Petticoat,

women's Bingham Petticoats, as
sorted blue s tri pes. with deep
flounce: full lengths. ..........
Third Floor.
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Children's Niphtgow,

Children's Muslin Nightgowns, \
turnover collar, cuffs. sleeves and \ -
s sssfs wen made size. to 10 C(
Third Floor.
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Any Article at soc


Mems BalbriRRan Underwear,
short-sleeve shirts, fuli-length
drawers. with double seat and
Saline waistband:s sizes up to 81.
Seconds of 75c and SOC values. -.
First Floor.
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Women's SOC Handkerchiefs,

Womep's Linen Handker- \
chiefs. full size: good quality.
all pure linen. (
First Floor.
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$1.5O Table DarnasI

Covered with heavyweight a. !
G. A. and fancy stripe ticking,
filled with sterilized curled
feathers; large size.
Fourth Floor.
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Women's Csc Union SUI

Women's summer weight Cot :,
ton Gauze Union Suits, crochet
neck and arms: lace-trimmed
knee; regular sizes only, per
feet quality .................
First Floor.
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Womep's White Cambria Pima
fore or Polly Prlm Aprons, trimmed
with pink. blue or white ric-rac
braid; full cut,
Third Floor.
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Women's full-fashioned Black
Lisle Hose. double sole. heel and
toe. double garter top. irregu-
lar Weaves
First Floor.
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Largesize Pilgrim Bags, for
shopping use; made OF water
proof automobile cloth, with
Imitation leather lining. .......
Leather Goods Dept.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-03-22
WHERE THE U. S. is
WEAK

Discussing the development Of
successful American Merchant Mar
inc. the marine superintendent of
leading transatlantic line says:
AS regards operating. American
methods are usually compared with
those Of other countries especially
Great Britain. The average American
land Britisher possess an entirely diff
ferent psychology. The former wants
quick returns, inclined only to put
ting time and money into ventures
where a large percentage Of profit
is possible.
"EXcept under war conditions this
is not usual in the shipping industry.
The British are accustomed to fig
uring their profits over period Of
years, accepting the lean times as
inevitable. There are only a few
shipping companies in this country
that do business in this way. and
they are old established and expert
fenced operators.
Possibilities Of making large pro-
fits in shipping during the next few
years seem remote. but for the gen.
ieral welfare of the country and even
tual prosperity OF all American in
dustries, an American merchant ma
inc is needed. To enable 1t to com
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-03-22
INDIGESTION
"Papc'S DiapepSin" makes
DISoriercd StomachS
feel fine at once!


Jumps of undigested food causing
pain. When your stomach is acid
and is gassy sour or you have heart
burn, flatulcnCc, headache or dyspep-
STA here is speedy rclief--no waiting
Eat tablet or two of Papc's Dia-
pepsin and instantly your stomach
feels fine. All the indigestion pain.
gases, acidity and misery in the
stomach caused by acidIty ends.
Papes Diapepsin tablets cost lit
tie at any drug store but there is no
known. Adv
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-03-22
WHO OWNS THE RAIL
ROADS?

The New York Life Insurance Co.
in its balance sheet Of January 1.
1921. shows total assets Of $3.50
664,39719.
OF this total S3l3,208,1173O rep
.resents railroad bonds; S164.796,-
.225.6O represents loans on mortgag-
es; s147A99,247.O7 represents loans
on policies; $14l,539,552.5O repre-
sents government, state, county and
municipal bonds and $1O9.722,115.37
represents Liberty bonds and Victory
bonds.
In other words more than one
third Of the assets il holds to secure
its hundreds Of thousands Of policy
hldcrs safe and sure return for the
money they have Invested in life in
ourancc is represented by railroad
bonds
Other insurance aud banking insti-
tutions hold proportlonutely large
amounts OF railroad and public util-
,ity bonds to secure funds held in
trust by them on behalf of their pol.
icy holders or depositors
Thus are the savings OF practically
every citizen in the U. s. invested Il
some extent in our great railroad and
public utility enterprises. For thit
reason, every man, woman and chile
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-03-22
Home vs. House.

Home cannot be given us. We may
he given a house, place TO eat and
sleep. THIS is not a home, says the
Western Methodist. A home is a place
OF love and rest and peace Love ana
resi- and peace must be deserved, must
he earned Nobody cSn hand them TO
you as so many packages. They are
matters Of reciprocity. II you hay"
none to give there VII be but little
for you TO receive
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-03-22
A FOOL AND HIS
MONEY

We have met MIR. Ponzi before. |
History remembers him in many |
phases and with any faces. HE
changes his name and he changes
his game but the lesson he teaches is
always the same
The middle ages CAPPED at his
abracadabras and alchemic mumery.
Deluded France blew half her cash
into his Mississippi bubble. Brooklyn
met him as Mr.. Miller and took
sadly recollected course in his five
hundred and twenty per cent school
of finance.
He is the Pied Piper whom credu-
lous savings delight TO follow, the
High Priest of false hope at whose
shrine all greedy dollars make sacri-
flee.
| Experience has grown hoarse re-
minding us that every set-rich-quick
plan has proved to be a get-poor-
quicker one.
Money is not the master Of magic,
but the servant of shrewdness; it is
worth exactly as much as the eau
ton with which it is managed. 1t
has standard value; it is a union
laborer working at fixed scale, the
prevailing rates of interest. 1t can
not demand more than regular wag-
es for services rendered without
abandoning security.
Projects purporting to guarantee
extravagant incomes to the general
public are manifestly unbalanced or
fraudulent. Whenever a penny can
Iegitimately be induced to work ov-
.ertime, the soundest and safest in
telligence Of the country promptly
takes it in charge. The business OF
banks and capitalists is to obtain the
maximum return for their funds. II
expert business passes up a scheme
there's a reason"
Possibility and probability are di-
vided by a wide gap. There is vast
difference between the blueprint and
the achievement--betwee the pros
pectus and tn balance sheet. And II
is because of the tendency to con
fuse possibility with performance
: promise with dellvery-figures witt
, facts, that so many remain in the los
ers class and such a limited number
= on the winning side.
A successful investor must have
the openest ear and door in the com
8 munity, otherwise opportunity anC
D he soon part company. When h
> ceases to believe in possibility, for
I tune drops his acquaintance.
Conservatism is seldom a million
a aire but 1t is never found in tn
y poorhouse.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-03-22

pete with fleets of other nations fin
ancial help will be required. but mat
tiers Of almost equal importance are
the type Of crew and its mental out
look; also officers must be thorough
ly trained in running of vessels, and
able to command the respect Of the
crew, and enforce obedience.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-03-22
Mountains In infancy.

Little Billy's family was on its way
east from California to visit relatives.
Billy. accustomed to the snow-capped
neoks Of the West Gazed with aston
ishment at the small foothills they
sned mast. Say, mamma" he queried
ot Ienrrh won't hose baby noun
taIus ever grow M"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-03-22
Credit Malnray Of Business.

In large cities It is estimated that
more than 10 per cent OF the com.
mereial business Is done by checks
and drafts, less than 10 per cent be-
ing done with cash.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1921-03-22

is Interested In the development OF
conditions which will permit OF sound
financial credit for these great indus
tries.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
No-Thanks.
BY Herman

A PROMINENT young woman In
"A a certain social set tells OF
a young man who had not famil-
iarized himself with the forms Of
polite correspondence to the fullest
extent. When, on one occasion, he
found it necessary to decline an In
vitation, he did so In the following
terms:
"Mr Henry Blank declines with
pleasure Mrs. Woods invitation for
the nineteenth, and thanks her e1-
tremely for having given him the
opportunity of doing So"
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Mistook His Meaning.

AS the new curate was on his
"A way to evening service he met
a young man ,of the place whom
he was anxious to have become
an active member Of the church.
Good evening, my young friend.
DO you ever attend place OF wor-
ship7"
"Yes, indeed. sir; regularly every
Sunday night" replied the young
fellow with a smile. "I'm on my
way TO see her now"
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It'saFact

T7HAT some fellow said, "The
advantage of having only
one suit is that you always
have your lead pencil with you,"
and We guess he is right, but We
know a lot of fellows who have
more lead pencils than suits. be-
cause every time they have any
writing to do they ask US for our
lead pencil, and then stick It IN
their pocket and walk on a.
though we were handing out lead
pencils for advertising purposes.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
The Pink-Tea
BARBER Shop


Hank Stebbins's Elite Tonsorial
Parlor. stripped on your collar
cked up a copy OF well-known
pix sporting paper showing an
ray OF bathing beauties and
kited your turn while Hank
haved the village constable and
70 justice OF the peace and gave
tie Willie Jones a much-needed
Aircut When you got Into the
|hair Hank filled one OF your ears
nth lather to be used as needed
lnd gave you a scrape, meanwhile
egaling you with the news OF the
llage. the baseball and prizenght
ppe and a vivid account Of the
Prlesque show he saw down at the
" hour years before.
When you got out OF the chair
bu felt like a skinned eel. It was
standing joke that the Ladies
I'D of the church always borrowed
ank's razors to slice the ham
kith when there was church So
al and his wife used them to open
rdine cans and to sharpen lead
pcils.
There were no fiummy-diddles. II
u wanted your shoes shined you
ned them yourself when you got
ne. II you got only a shave 1t
1t you 10 cents, and haircut
Is included for a quarter. If you
BRED Hank tip he would drop
Id from the shock.
But times have changed since
pse primitive days.
New York now has the latest
ord In barber shops. II is located
a room which resembles in some
|espects the throne room In the
ruileries in the time of the Loueys.
There are beautiful fountains and
Pirrors which reach to the cell
Is. A liveried footman opens the
pr for you and-tea is served.
|uring the day a fine orchestra
benses music Of a rare variety.
B shaving mugs are of gold, and
here is a manicure in the place
couldn't get Job in the
lies, the proprietor suffered dim
Hon when he hired her.
a man who would go into this
|dern tonsorial palace with a
krter would be as bad off as
ugh he didn't have a cent and
ID somebody else a quarter.
hut there is no reason why fu-
le barber shops should not offer
Ven more improvements, includ-
bg:
Cabaret show of dancing
eauties.
bancing between shaves and
rcuts.
Marble swimming pool.
lrtificial lake with rowboats.
Handsome sleeve dog presented
every customer.
inner a la carte from 1 o'clock
closing.
Dloists from Metropolitan Opera
buse.
Vaudeville entertainers from
cal theatres.
Afternoon bridge parties.
lotion pictures, presenting we'll
wn stars.
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Already Convinced.

NnO you believe In ghosts?"
~ asked the man who resents
all superstition.
mo, suh," answered Mr.. Eras
tus Pinmley. AN all Use hopin'
is dat dem ghos'es will lemme stay
way std o. COMM aroun' trying to
convince me-"
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
Just Business.

CT SEE by the papers that a Chi.
i cago doctor says that we
could not wait until we have ap-
pendicitis before having our ap-
pendix removed"
And a barber, / suppose, would
advise us not to wait until we are
baldheased TO have our hair cut"
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
True to Life.

PHOTOGRAPHER ito young mani
1 1T will make a much better
picture II you put your hand on
your fathers shoulder.
The Father-Huh! II would be
much more natural II he had his
hand in my pocket.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
Heard Along Broadway
Non-Detachable.

StVOU are very busy. Mrs. Per
1 kins."
Yes, l have to keep on the jump
all the time"
II never see your daughters
hustle around"
How"
Don't misunderstood me, Mrs.
Perkins. Plural, not possessive."
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Where II Is Needed.

GLOW beautiful It is to see the
III sign Of Spring everywhere"
remarked the landlady at the
breakfast table.
81 wish | could discover some
evidence Of It in my Mattress"
muttered the ballroom lodger.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
Greater Need for Care.

ISIT took Branscomb six months
j to make up his mind con-
corning the kind Of an automobile
he would buy"
"Yes, and I understand that he
had known his wife only two weeks
before they were married"
well, buying an automobile is
serious thing"
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
Or a. Sunday Ad.

MRS. HOYLE-Your husbands
AVA business keeps him out all the
week, l understand?
Mrs. Doyle-Yes, he is at home
only one day; can him my Sunday
supplement.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
A Good Start.

NHAPERON-Bess, is that young
~ man who called on you last
night an auctioneer?
Bess-Why so?
Chaperon-He talks like one. He
put up that going bluff for about
half an hour.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
Our Own
Vaudeville
Review

THE bill at the Rosrpheun
this week was replete with
- many surprises. The audi
ence was stunned with amaEemept
when the bill opened with an aero
batic act. as this 10 an unususl
opener" To show their approval
the audience applauded vociferous-
ly. When the clown OF the &C;
mounted fve tables. piled one on
top OF the other. and rocked to
and fro on them. finally tumbiing
over with them, the audience wa
overwhelmed. Many were so sur
prised that they succunbed 10
heart failure.
The Daisy Sisters followed In
"In Songs" These girls sang
everything from jazz to grand
opera. The blondes voice was a
revelation, while the brunette's was
better still. The blonde gave IN
imitation of Nine. Melba, but she
didn't announce whether II was be-
fore Nine. Melba learned to sing
or not. However. we assume that
II was before the famous song
stress took lessons.
The next on the bill was the
Lyon Company in sketch entitled.
"How Do They Do Itr They
played this sketch very well. As
the curtain dropped at the conclu-
sion OF their act there seemed to
be heard a sweeping muTmur from
the audience. How Do They Do
IT."
Black and Blue, colored come
dians, followed. Two Of their gags
that were new and original were
This way out" and How do yOu
get that way?" Outside Of this this
act is away behind the times with
its material. as not joke on pro-
hibition was pulled.
feasible Tessie," a big musical
comedy act, was next on the bill.
You could tell this was a big act
because they used the whole stage.
Most OF the cast were girls. Tho
act is up to its billing-it was not
billed "A Chorus Of Dazzling
Beauties"
Bill Bliff followed with a mono.
logue. He has line that has never
been presented before by any
monologuist at the Roarpheum.
This line Of talk consists mostly
Of gags on married life. We have
often wondered why q monologuist
didn't get up q line Of chatter On
married life. and we wish to con.
gratulate Mr.. Blif for his devia.
ton from the beaten path.
Bluey and Blump. man and
woman, we're next. They have a
little skit entitled, Skip by the
Light OF the Moon" II they don't
get more applause than they did
last night, no doubt they'll have to
skip their board bill by the light
of the moon this week.
Slicl0o, a magician. followed. He
made everything, disappear within
a second, but himself. Every man
in the audience must have known
him, as he was unable to borrow .
fve-dollar, note to do one Of his
tricks.
The next on the bill was i've
girls in a posing act. They con-
cluded the show. and their act
went over in great shape.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
Bingo Had Been Stuck.

lingo Swinger's stick work"
y is perfect, isn't itH
Bingo-It ought to be. He was a
real estate man before he broke
into baseball.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

That some pencils contain hard
lead and others contain soft lead.
and II d fellow is In love he gem
orally uses a soft pencil to write
to his girl. 80.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
Nothing to Cackle About.

SInEAR mel" exclaimed the hen,
- looking down the rat-hole, II
am afraid ! have lost that egg"
"You just mislaid It," corrected
the rooster.