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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20
yUpsoN.
Mr.. e. n. Ray is quite III.

| Mf. u. y. nay - quite Ai.
Mr.. Jams Foster continues quite
in.
Mrs. Luther Smith is slowly i'm
proving
Friends Of Mrs. Lane are glad Il
know she is improving
Mr. Luther Smith has sick COW
ID. r. Walker was called.
Miss Grace II. Lane is visiting
Mr. and Mrs. y. VI. Lane and family
Mr.. Jessie Rayburn spent satur-
day night with Mr.. Stanley Foster
Mr.. Buford Smith bought some
shoats from G. \. Ray at 10 cts. per
pound.
MIR and Mrs. Joe Green were the
guest Friday Of Mr. and Mrs Henry
Grimes
Mrs. VIM. Lear and Mrs Ross Bias
tin we're recent visitors of Mrs.
Marg Lane.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charlie Mac MILAN
we're the guest Friday Of Mr.. and
Mrs. James Hicks.
Have you a sack Of Obelsk. the
blue Ribbon premium -Four, in your
home todsy7 Hudson a Fsrnau.
Little Walter II. Pollard. Of Ian.
caster. has been visiting his grand
parents. Mr. and Mrs. Ben Pollard
Red. Al,ike. Sapling, White Sweet
clover. Kentucky Blue Grass and Or.
ehard Gnss seed. Hudson a FarnAu.
hr. and Mrs r. l.. Naylor enter
tanned few Of their friends Thurs
day in honor Of Mr. MAYORS birth
Jay.
Mr. and Mrs Leonard Naylor and
son and Mira Mollie Grow were the
guest Sunday o. Mr.. and Mrs. I. L.
Nsylor
Mr.. Samic Ray caught biz hawk
!. weighed sN pounds ana us wings
measured so inches from tip to tip.
being one Of the largest he has ever
caught
The many friends Of Mr. and Mrs.
Ebert Preston and Mr.. and Mrs.
Marshall Ray regret 90 give them up
but welcome the ones who will move
in our community.
Mr. and Mrs. Sim Clark. Mesdames
Henry Grimes. W. NJ. Lane and Mr.
simie CLARK were called to Jessamine
IN account Of the death Of their ais
Ter, Mrs Nose Simpson, who died at
her home Wednesday evening. after
. short illness o. pneumonia.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20
BRYANTSVILLE

Mr.. b. II. Halcomb was in Dan
vile Monday.
Mr.. Collin Dawes spent the week
end with friends in Paris.
"Obelisk" -four is better. Try a
sack today. Hudson and Farnau.
Mrs. A. B. Swope has been quite
IN but is some better at this writing.
Mrs. Martin Brogli has been quite
III but is some better at this writing.
The many friends Of Master Wal
ter Conant are sorry to hear Of his
illness
Rev. Geo s. Conant and son, Rich
ard. Of Wilmore were guests Of
friends Saturday.
Miss Mayme Ballard has returned
home after a weeks stay with rela-
tiyes in Lexington.
The infant son Of Mr. and Mrs.
Edd Pierce was buried at the Nieho-
lGsvillc cemetery last Tuesday
Miss ISABEL Lane, Of Camp Nelson,
was he guest last week Of her aunt,
Mrs. Martin Brogli.
Let us beck your order for beet
redeemed Northern clover seed. The
price is Tow. Hudson and Farnau.
Mr and Mrs. J, F. Sherrow, Of
Nicholasviiic, were the guests a few
days q Mr. and Mrs. Martin Brogli.
Mr. .anG Mrs. Noah Marsee. Jr.,
are reeo wing congratulations over
the arrival Of little Miss at their
home the lith.
Mrs. j. Hogan Ballard returned
home Sunday after weeks stay with
her mother, Mrs. +. II. Elder at
Nicholasville.
Mr. and Mrs. O. NJ. Moreland and
Master James Bourbon Moreland
we're the guests Monday Of friends in
Georgetown.
From the products Of 10 hens and
three COWS Mrs. Mar,ln Brogli Sold
eggs, chickens. cream. butter and
milk amounting TO $4,000 besides
supplying The table for family q
seven.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20
fering from a Sc ~. cold.

fering from a sever. cold.
Mrs. Margaret yoake spent last
week with her ST., 5. II. Speake.
Lea US book order for best
redeemed Northeru clover seed. Ths
price 10 low. f4ason and Farnss.
Miss Charety Osborne and Mr..
Dorman Soper we united in mari
age by the Rev. ". Thompson at
his residence. - sho know them.
wish for them liv, q peace and joy.
Mr.. Willard i N and family
have moved TO ] ~ Leavell where
he will have ch.-ss Of the store
while there. Mn Shelby Sheuow
has movd to III ace vacated BY
Mr. Hamm, Mrs }Iz Raines and
children to the vacated by Mr..
Earl Grow.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20
BOURNE

Miss Christine Speake has pneu-
monia.
Creme Dairy feed will make your
COW give more milk. Hudson and
Farnsu.
Master Clifton Montgomery is suf-
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

After he rids himself Of the vice
presidency Mr.. Marshall may be- con
sidered Of sufficient Importance to
break into the public prints oeea-
sionally, We never could under
stand why a brainy fellow like
Thomas X. should ever allow him
self TO so terribly handicapped.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

Prize hghtors are becoming active
again. which would Indicate tht We
are not in any immedte danger Of
mother war.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

Il is charged that the railroads
ap milking thr public in orler to
fight the unions But the public is
not greatly Interested II expects 10
be milied anyWag and Il makes no
difference which side turns the trick.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

Word comes from England TO the
effec. tha, gas win be the principal
weapon % defense ia the next war.
In that case We don't Eeel an army.
Congrss ought 10 be able 70 stand OF
the whole world
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

In former days VIC used to take
some o. the lurId stories - the big
city dailies with q grain 81 salt, hut
Of late we hay, discontinued the
habit The sal, bills noun. up TOO
rapidly
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

Beauty. they say Is only skin
deep. But possibly that is because
some skins are so thick they can't
Ice penetrated
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

Fifty American families contro
more than one hundred million dol
lars each. But we are not guilty.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

Some people say that half loaf
IS better than no loaf at all but il
depends upon who does the baking.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

Society welcomes the new million
airc, hut ii frowns upon his telling
how TO make money.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

And still, our gunner Of today
serve at least one good purpose.
They are 50 numerous no foreign
country would have the temeriiy to
tackle US
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

A booze nose is now considered
a badge Of honor II indicates that
the owner is sharper than other peo-
ple
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

IL isn't always safe to tell what
you know about other people They
might rctaliate in kind.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

IT'S said that perseverance brings
~ own reward. but bad deb, collec-
tors don't always find !, so.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

Financial reverses never take the
starch out Of some men. They have
none 10 lose.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

We once heard OF a very beautiful
woman who never looked into q mir
rur. She was blind
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1921-01-20

The regulations Of some people
but why speak of nothing?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
Dinner Stories

"He went into the mountain dis
tricts to get some local color for his
next novel"
Did he find what he was looking
for?"
Il should say so! He was mistaken
for federal enforcement officer and
in forty-eight hours he absorbed en-
ough local colcr TO last him a life
lime"
What are you cutting out Of the
raper?"
About a man getting divorce be-
cause his wife went through his
pockets"
What are you going to do with
it,"
Put it in my pocket"
where is. your husband tonight,
honey?"
He said he had to sit up all night
with Jack
Did he say Jack who?"
NO. dearie."
Then it must have been Jack
Pot"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
Why Turn Down Morgan's Offer?

The rejection of. an offer of j. P. Morgan to
give his London residence to the United States
for residence for the American ambassador to
England would be silly, most of us believe.
There is no valid objection against the gov
ernment's acceptance of gift from an American
citizen. No city would turn down the gift of
magnificent home for museum purposes or for
use as hospital. By the same TOKEN the gov
eminent need not be diffident and reluctant about
accepting residence to house it's ambassador.
The salaries that are paid to American am
bassadors and members of the consular service
are so ridiculously low that only men of wealth
can afford to accept the appointments. Other
countries own the homes in which their foreign
ambassadors live, the United States being per-
haps the only exception to the rule. .-..
Let the government accept the Morgan home
in London, and let it be the first property of this
kind which the United States has acquired in
foreign capital Our dignity will not be lowered
nor our pride hurt. If Mr.. Morgan is kind
enough to make the gift, the United States ought
to be gracious enough to accept it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
The Defeat of the Primary Law Opponents

The Defeat of the Primary Law Opponents
When the Indiana senate voted down the
measure to amend the primary law to de-
stroy it's essential features it voiced the senti-
ment of the vast majority of Indiana voters who
believe they have sufficient knowledge both
to nominate and elect candidates for public office.
The statement of Gov. McCray that he would
not press the passage of other legislation tending
to weaken the primary law is interpreted in the
light of previous assertion of the chief execu-
tive, in which he said he regarded it as his duty
to recommend and not to enact laws It is safe
to assume, then that the primary law, in its vital
features, is safe from further attack in the gen.
eral assembly. ..
The wish of all the people all along has fav-
ored amendments to remove weaknesses in the
present law. They have been bitterly opposed to
those changes which would have destroyed the
power that now rests in their hands.
The senate did not debate the measure long,
but after it had been recalled from the committee
quickly put the bill to death. Appeals of it's
friends for delay were unavailing, and the ma
jority of senators, knowing the demand of the
voters, summarily voted indefinite postponement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
Good Evening
BY Roy X. MouIton

For the benefit of our readers, we
are glad to announce that our long
serach for the solution of one problem
which has been uppermost in the
public mind for several years has been
successful. Mrs. Bosworth, an Ohio
woman, who is an authoress and who
knows both the parties involved
writes us that Woodrow Wilson and
Mrs. Wilson Woodrow are cousins.
. THE OPTIMISTIC lNNkEEPER
Dear Roy--A saIoonkeeper in my
neighborhood. who is mkaing some al
eterations TO his place is displaying a
placard announcing BUSINESS CO.
ING ON AS USUAL"
l suspected it but now l know 1t.
! J. G. *.
J David Wark Griffith, the screen wiz
says he has played but one game of
poker in his life and then he made tire
mistake of trumping his partners
ace. We wonder if David foozles his
approach when he plays tennis.
If any person wants to be mention
ed in the headlines he had better get
busy within the next month, for after
that time the first pages will all belong
to Babe Ruth
The earth has had II quakes in the
last Twelve months, not counting the
one that struck the White House in
November.
SPURloS VERSENkT.
They sank two choruses especially
composed by Cantor Rosenblatt in the
traditional manner.-Katherine Spaeth
in n. Y. Evening Mail.
We note that two women were
taken to the hospital this week suffer
ing from exposure. Judging by the
styles during the past few years, we
had gained the impression that the
members of that well-known sex had
Sot miles beyond any such danger.
A Boston laundress who died recent
" left $50, 900. She must have saved
her money for a whole year
Civilization is advancing. slowly
Once in a While now there is a mil
lionaire who dies and leaves his
money TO his own wife
The "orgy of spending" docs not
seem to org any more.
The demon Greed has invaded
Utopia. Russia has a strike.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28

poses in the industrial development of this coun-
try. He performed many services for the
republic during the war, bringing to every task
that was assigned to him brilliant executive abil
ity and patriotic desire to serve his country
faithfully and conscientiously.
His work was appreciated by those who know
the details of his service The charges against
him were ridicued by them The country as a
whole has been given an opportunity to learn of
Mr.. Schwab's loyal and unselfish devotion to
duty by the investigation, which, instead of be-
smirching his character, vindicates his integrity
and probity. =.t<<...
Mr.. Schwab was Inundated beyond measure
by the false accusations, but his vindication is
glorious, and every true American is glad that
his good name. remains inspiration for
struggling men and women who are continually
striving for the goal of high attainment against
tremendous odds.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28

really we'll
millions critics Criticism
mercess
may a
in
disappoa bad
kind will be
punhed Insist
in the o
paving the earth and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
Rinplino RHYMES
BY WALT MASON
THE HAPPY PAST.

My auto didn't cut out vice, when
New Year Day invited VOWS, and now.
instead of running nice, it's balky as
the law allows. Two cylinders are
pumping oil and when up heavy
grades I climb. the radiator starts 20
boil, and oh, have the dingdest
time! I sometimes think, when steep
ed in woe, in grief that seems to have
no end, of happy days of long ago,
when Dobbin was my faithful friend
Year after year he plugged along. con-
tented with his hay and oats. and sell
dom did his works go wrong. as do
the works of modern boats He had
all kinds of pep and power from blow
outs, punctures. he was free; he made
six parasangs an hour, and that was
fast enough for me, He didn't freeze
up over night, when he was in his
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
SET HOME RULE BILL
HEARING ON FEB. 3

The first public hearing on the home
rule bill, which Representative James
NJ. Knapp, of Wayne county, introduc-
ed in the house, will be held in the
house chamber at o'clock Thursday
evening. Feb. 3. D.
Sentiment in Richmond and many
Indiana cities has been aroused in
favor of the measure, which would
give citizens the option of selecting
their own form of municipal govern
ment.
, Reports from many Indiana cities
show that determined effort is under
way to have the measure enacted into
law at this session of the general
assembly.
A large delegation from Richmond,
including representatives of the vari-
Gus civic clubs, will attend the public
hearing.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
Memories of Old DAYS
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

In a head on collision between two
freight trains on the C. & o. railroad,
about one mile east of Blountville, En-
Schrock, both of Peru, were instantly
killed and head brakeman, J. l..
Swisher, of Peru, was severely in
jured and the two engines and about
IA cars were demolished. Members of
the crew of the other train jumped a
few seconds before the two trains
crashed and escaped uninjured.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
Answers toQuestions

Miss F. CT have been reading
about a moratorium" in Cuba.
have also heard the word used in con-
versations, but do not know how it is
used. The dictionaries do-not seem to
contain the word. Can you tell me
what 1t means?-The word is new and
is not found i'll the older editions of
our dictionaries. 1t is legal process
OF putting off the payment of debts
which are due, until some time pro-
vided in the moratorium. 1t was
brought into use in various countries
in 1914 as war measure, otherwise
debts falling due might have hamper
ed vigorous prosecution of the war
1t may be that in Cuba the holding of
large parts OF the sugar crop has
strained credits and the moratorium
was Instituted to relieve this strain
by deferring payments of debts to
some future date.
Argument-To settle little dispte,
please tell reader what vessel made
the quickest trip across the ocean and
when.-The Cunard steamer Maure-
tania holds the record, having COM
pleted the double trip between
Queenstown and New York in little
over nine days in September, 1909. It's
time from Ireland to America was four
days, 10 hours, 81 minutes. The run
from America to Ireland was made in
four days, Is hours and IL minutes.
| In September, 1910, the Mauretania
reduced its own record for the trip to
New York by 10 minutes.
J. D. R--Should President-elect
Harding die before he was inaugural
ed how would his successor be elect
ed? Has there been within five years
a referendum on the liquor question
in New York city?-The constitution
provides that the vice president would
become president in case of 1.-The death
or disability of the president" There
has been no referendum on the liquor
or prohibition question in New York
city at any time, but Judge Haskell,
elected to the county court last year,
made anti-prohibition the main issue
on which he appealed for votes. He
ran far ahead of Dixie on the same
ticket, and beat his nearest opponent
by nearly $4,000 votes. This vote was
taken as showing of the unpopular
ity of prohibition in Brooklyn at that
time.
questions by writing the Palladium
Questions and Answers depart rent.
All uuestions should be written plainly
and briefly. Answers will be given
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
10 Y O u w A n T
SOME EXTRA MONEY?

Women and girls, here Is an ex-
cellent opportunity to earn $50 to $50
month in your spare time at home maxi
ing Indian beaded watch fobS neck
chains and other things. Demand for
these novelties is great. We tell you
how and where to sell it at a profit to
your advantage. Just send us one dol
post. prepaid, one simplex bead woes
loom. beads for trial work. Instructors
and beautiful designs in colors. 1t is SIS
easy and simple that a child can do it.
Your money back il not satisfied. Don't
delay, Send your order at once, Cut
this advertisement out. pin one dollar
bill or money order and send it TODAY
to Novelty Manufacturing Co.. Room IS
Southern Bldg. Dept. 332, Tampa, Fla.
advertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28

stable stalled; no punk mechanics
found delight in seeing he was over
houled. No carbon in his system
formed. his carburetor didn't cough,
he ridn't buck till he was warm, when
in the morn drove him off. And in
those happy bygone times l had some
kopecks in my buds; l always had the
needful dimes to buy some sausage
or some suds. But now I'm always
in the hole, the motor car has wrecked
nv fife: the stern mechanic gets my
roll and buys more diamonds for his
wife.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28

Nothing has such concentrated,
penetrating heat as red peppers. The
moment you apply Red Pepper Rub for
colds, backache, sore muscles, stiff
neck, lumbago, or the pains of rheu-
matism or neuritis, you feel the ting.
ling heat.
In three minutes the congested spot
is warmed through and through. When
you are suffering so you can hardly get
about, just get a jar of Rowles Red
Pepper Rub, made from red peppers,
at any drug store. You viii have the
quickest relief known Advertisemen
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
The Exoneration of Charles M. Schwab

The house committee investigating the ship
ping board has exonerated Charles M. Schwab
from the charge that he received money from
the government for, his personal expenses while
serving as wartime director of the emergency
fleet corporation. The report says that the
charge was not proved and was not true.
The whole country -rejoices over the outcome
of this angle of the investigation, for the name
of Mr.. Schwab has stood for high and noble pur-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28

serious pOSSlDlll-
ties in Harding's
cabinet The attor-
ney generalship is
the post connected
with his name.
George Woodward
Wickersham w a S
born in Pittsburg,
Sept. 10, 1858. His
ancestors were En-
glish Quakers. At
the age of fifteen
Wickersham enter
ed the school of
civil anCiuaar;OC af
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28

New York city. He was counsel for
the New York State Savings bank for
about ten years. He was a member
of and counsel for the committee
which reorganied the Chicago traction
lines. He was counsel for the con-
struction company which built the
subway in New York. He has since
been counsel for many industrial and
transportation companies. He was at
torney general in President Taft's cab
met
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
When q Doctor
Sneezes

Doctors, out in all kinds OF ~atneH.
sufrer frequently from colls yet seldom
seriously.
There's a good reason. Doctoes real
lie the danger and upon appearance OF
the first symptoms of cold begin taking
medicine t. check its prrgress.
Follow the doctors example md yea
too will escape the serious consequences
OF neglect Take Lightning Laxative
Qui,ine Tablets as soon as you feel .
cold coming on. They stop cold right
of; ward off fever. cleanse intestines:
never grippe or sicken. Druggists guar
.r%oo <ba,p only SSr hoy
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28

Lehigh university, where he remained
two years. For the next three years
he worked and studied under private
tutors. Iii 1873 he entered the law
department of the University of
Pennsylvania. and was graduated in
1880 with the degree of l.. l.. B.
He passed the Philadelphia bar ex-
animation before graduation and after
matriculation began practice in that
city. Two years later he moved to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
Break Chest Colds
With Red Peppers

Ease your tight, aching chest. Stop
the pain. Break up the congestion
Feel a bad cold loosen up in just
short time.
RED Pepper Rub" is the cold rem
edy that brings the quickest relief.
Il cannot hurt you and it certainly
seems to end the tightness and drive
the congestion and soreness right out.
When heat penetrates right down
into colds, congestion, aching muscles
Snd sore, stin Joints, relief comes at
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
Correct English

Don't Say:
I ENDORSE his actions
There were several PHENOMENON
observed.
Several DATUM were considered
The driver held the LINES.
He read OUT LOUD.
Say:
7 APPROVE of his actions.
There were several PHENOMENA
observed.
Several DATA were considered
The driver held the REINS.
He read ALOUD.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
Who's Who in the
Day S News
GEORGE w. WickERsHAM.

His knowledge of the office, CLEAN
ed from his service there, his ability
as a barrister ana his prominence in
Republican circles all make George
W. Wickersham one of the most
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-28
Masonic Calendar

Friday. Jan. 2S-King Solomon,s
Chapter No. 4, r. A. NJ. Called meet
ing. Work in the Past and Most En-
cellent Masters Degrees.
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VENTURES IN COMMON SENSE
By ED HOWE


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