The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-06-17
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WHERE IGNORANCE is BLISS
Proud she passed me in the street
Head erect and dainty feet
Lips that curved with haughtiness-
Eyes that cleaned with naughti-
ness.
Brave she passed me in the street
Delectable and lithly sweet
(She would have blushed to know
run
At her slim ankle had begun.
II all Harry Callan's seven young
Americans" are as good as little En-
os who sang at the minstrel, and Nan
who took first prize in the High
School art exhibit, then we'd say he
has a brilliant ensemble"
Its funny how different "atmos-
pheres" produce different effects. AS
frinstance at the Lambertville %"
Club, when one, as it were, makes
a misplay in cards, if he's quick e.
nough and slick enough he says,
Pardon NO." But at the Odd Fellows
Club the other night Joe Cooper be-
gan a suave Pardon me-" and the
gang descended on his neck like
ton Of brick.
What we couldn't get thru our
iumbbell head, as it were, was wheth-
er or not "Six times six is thirty six"
meant Il bust measurement
Our everlasting gratitude to you,
T. F. Skillman for speaking your
piece at the minstrel loud enough for
us to hear. We regret to say that we
strained our milk las one would say
trying to get some of the things that
didn't get across.
Russell Sperling, our industrious
young carpenter, wandered all over
town last Saturday night trying to
dispose Of huge swapping turtle he
iidn't know what to do with.
WE knew what do with it! And
we did it,
But we always do feel like a canni-
bal after eating a swapping turtle.
Would you call the Venus de Milo
the original advocate Of "disarma-
ment?'
"a WELLESLEY GIRLS EXPELL-
ED FOR ATTENDING POVERTY
DANCE" bemoans a news heading.
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Would you say their conduct beg
CARED description" or their apparel
was poverty stricken"
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Mrs. G, Richardson, she as reigns,
as it were, over the culinary domain
IF the Quick Step Restaurant" step
ped on a nail and had to step down
to Philly hospital and ere she step
ped back, we missed her sorely. But
she stepped up with nice juicy half
Of cantaloupe for our breakfast upon
her return. So we are glad to see
her again.
Did you see our esteemed fellow
townsman, Frank Barley, skipping
blithly around the other evening min
us collar?
sss+%s
He had lost his laundry and tried
to blame US for it, but he had been
late getting his Adams apple hold
ers into the old laundry bag.
A naughty wind blew boldly by
And raised lady's skirt on high,
Ere got view,
A pious wind blew,
And planted some dust in my eye.
women WOULD KILL JAZZ
WITH NEW AIRS" blares a news
heading
WhAdya mean, new airs" poi
son Gas?
]. H. Large sends US the clipping
telling that the reason editors close
their eyes when they kiss, is because
they 80 seldom have a chance to rest
their eyes that they welcome the OPP
portunity.
But land therein lies tale-and
it lies and hes and lies) in our candid
and frank opinion, as it were, the rea-
son why ANY man shuts his eyes
when he kisses, is because the devil
is tempted to start something, and he
is lodging in advance.
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| 1t made us blush when we heard the
Barefoot Trail" sung in the L. A. A.
Minstrel!
The very idea! Just picture US (if
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