Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1921-01-15

tempted to do some idiOtic thing, and
have to suppress such impulses with
Il mailed fist It's all the outcome of
vanity. A man hates to admit that
he's back number He wants to
assure the plain people that, nOtwith-
standing his gray whiSkers and string
halted legs, he's four-hOrSe team
with dog under the wagon, when
it comes to athletic skill.
81 was in the livery barn the other
evening, when young FretSinGcr be-
gan explaining that he had been TAX
ing boxing lessons from one of the
old masters. He had learned all the
tricks of the game and was just suf-
fering agOnicS because there was no.
body present who would stand up and
exchange scientific swats with him.
''In my younger days, if l do say if
myself, I was star performer in
the ordinary knock lown-and-drag-o out
form of combat, but never was worth
Shucrs at boxing. Nobody knows that
better than | do. Why, then. did j
inform FrctSingcr that / would be glad
to spar Il few rounds with him? 1t
surely was vanity and nothing else
I had an idea that. while he might
have plenty of the fancy stuff on
hand. ! might land one of my oid-timc
haymakerS: in which case ! felt sure
the town would soon be ringing with
the story of an old mans prOwcSS.
$50 | took off my long jimSWinger
coat, and my vest, and stood up for
battle. If anybody tells you, my
F,;opfjs. fbot Lrrnt doesn't know
how to WELD his hands. you may re-
gard the story as rOorback. | never
saw fists so numerous as on that occa-
sion / couldn't see anything else for
n while. and they landed on me in
many unexpected places, and / don't
remember time when | was so en-
harraSSed.
"Fretsinger explained afterward
that he merely tapped me gently be-
cause | was a venerable man, old
enough to- he his grandfather. In that
case ! never want to become involved
i'm an argument with him wheE he is
in earnest. ! had a black eye for a
week after this recital. and my nose
has never satisfied me since Every
time | came downtown, [ had to PX-
plain to II thousand people that black
cncd my eye while splitting kindling,
or that | dropped a sad-irOn on it.
There is nothing more Illuminating
than black eye. and | made up my
mind that I'd try TO realize my adj
vanced age thereafter, and behave my
self like Il grave and reverend man.
"But no sooner had my eye recOv-
cred than I was i'm trouble again. l
saw some young men wrestling. and
paused to point out that they didn't
know the r1dimentS Of the game. l
assured them that in my younger days
I was a holy terror. and I didn't think
that MY hand had lost its cunning.
1t would afford me genuine happiness,
| said. to show them how wrestling
l, was done in the palmy days Of Null
doom and Whistler.
$50 | removed my coat and vest and
went into executive session with a
husky young man who had no respect
for gray hairs 1 am not sure about
| what followed, but l think he must
have thrown me over his head. Any
how. | made IL great dent in the earth
with my person, and l was so sore for
two weeks that | had to take myself
around in WheebarrOw. OF course.
| am determined to make no more bad
breaks of the kind, but haven't much
confidence in myself, and tomorrow
you may see me climbing Il tree half
mile high. to show some boys how
to rob birds nests