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Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-09-16

There was a considerable train wrecs
on the railroad just the other side of the
Calf Ribs neighborhood one day this
week, but fortunately nobody WAS hurt.
In the. srnash-up. Of the baggage car a
trunk belonging to a drummer who sold
Indies ready-to-wear garments busted
open and all the men had to leave
Sile Kildew as large new brass watch.
Next thing anybody knows he will be
trying to join the Tickville Brass Band,
as he heard somebody say they were out
OF time.
Several Of the nice ladies' called at the
Wild Onion schoolhouse Friday after
noon and the teacher cleared his throat
and smoothed his hair down when he
saw them coming.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
No Better SWEET DAIRY F ED RIM HARRISON &S0N
BARN Is DESTROYED BY FIRE.

The Georgetown (o) News-Demo'
crat says:
Fire totally destroyed a large to-
bacco barn on the Oscar Ellis farm
on the Ohio River, in the southern
part Of this township, Tuesday night
When the flames were discovered they
had gained such headway that the
building was seen to be lost when
those who went to the rescue first ar
rived.
With the structure went much prop
erty which belonged to Mr.. Ellis and
Mr.. Ray Martin, who lives upon the
farm. One horse was burned, all farm
ing implements, Ford automobile
three hogs, hay, corn, and 5000 pounds
of tobacco. Only small amount of
insurance was carried and the loss Is
heavy.
No cause can be assigned for the
fire, as there had been no fire about
the building during the past week.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
SOY BEANS PAY
AS WELL AS SOME
TOBACCO, IT IS SAID
Problems Facing the Kentucky Farm.
er and His Family Are Dis
cussed at Farm and
Home Meeting.

Featuring a number of special dairy
subjects, the program for the third
day of the ninth annual Farm and
Home Convention was continued at
the State College of Agriculture at
Lexington yesterday.
The morning sessions of both the
women's program and the general
program were given over to a discus
sion of further farm and home prob
lens, while the afternoon of the gen.
eral program was devoted to dairy
ing. Separate sessions of several Ken
tucky dairy organizations were held
late in the afternoon.
Many Kentucky farmers are this
year receiving as much for an acre OF
soy beans as for an acre of tobacco,
was the statement of Professor Ralph
Kenney, of the State College of Agri-
culture, in discussing the subject
The Soy Bean in Kentucky" before
farmers. Mr.. Kenney also declared
that the soy bean is of greater in
trinsic value for Kentuckians than
any other crop that is capable of
growing on large amount of the soil
in the state. Hundreds of Kentucky
farmers have soy bean seed that will
sell for Sc bushel, the speaker stated
The Importance of the soy bean as a
crop having feeding and soil build
ing value was outlined by Mr.. Kenney,
who declared that many people are
predicting that within a short time
the soy bean acreage will be second
only to that of corn. Results of ex-
periments show that most soils in the
state produce a bushel of beans as
readily as they do two and one-quarter
bushels Of corn. according to Mr..
Kenney,
That the efficiency of poultry as
breeders and egg producers depended
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
Wife TELLS HOW HUSBAND CURED
COUGH after DOCTORS HAD SAID IT
WAS TUBERCULOSIS after FLU
Perhaps He Isn't Cured But Cough
Left Him-He Gained
Twenty Pounds.
PERHAPS HE NEVER
HAD TREAD BELOW

Mistakes sometimes made
and his application rejected
and friends but arrival Canada the specialists there told him the only
thing wrong TOOTH
Columbus eced below his
1t is worth to others with suspicious coughs
y husband suffered from the after effects Flu
tremely
tuberculosis
he got better He had appetite losing flesh rapidly only
pounds bought bottle HypoCod druggist
highly through
His completely sleeps
pounds weight hear him
couldn't
color feels fneSned) Mrs Chas
relieved Eare HypoCod something specialist
Importance stopping away appar
Eares HypoCod doesn't incub
that with Hypooi
ut those who
three bottles and as directed All druggists know Eare HpoCod
effective powerful preparation
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
SEE JIGGs ALIVE! HE'S A SCREAM.

largely upon the care which it receiv-
ed from the time of leaving the brood
er until entering the laying house was
the statement of j. r. Smyth of the
State College in discussing the Feed
ing and Caring of Growing Stock and
Chicks" Mr.. Smyth's lecture included
complete discussion of the feeding,
care, housing and management of
farm poultry.
"The Spray Program for the Apple
Orchard" was discussed by Professor
A. ]. Olney. The speaker outlined the
recommendation of the State College
of Agriculture for spraying apples and
gave reasons why certain sprays are
important and cannot be omitted if
first class apples are to be obtained.
Mr.. Olney also gave some attention to
the various spray materials.
Cows that are under-nourished and
made to produce small quantities of
milk, produce that milk at high cost
to the farmer" said Professor j, j.
Hooper, head of the Dairy Department
of the State College in discussing the
subject "The Feeding of Dairy Cattle"
before the farmers in the last of the
lectures. The speaker outlined the
standard feed for dairy cattle in Ken
lucky and stated that feeds are now
declining in price to the extent that
farmers can purchase those needed
for maintaining the milk production
of their cows.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
MAGNIFICENT WALKER
HOME RAZED BY FIRE

What is said by Fire Chiefs in vari-
Gus Campbell county towns to have
been the largest fire there in several
years occurred on the Dayton pike
yesterday when the Walker residence
on that thoroughfare burned to the
ground with a loss estimated at $780,
900. The building, which is said to
have been a magnificent one, was
owned by Mrs. l. L. Walker, whose
late husband was the head of the l.
L, Walker Tobacco Company at 12
West Eighth street, Covington, and a
former Lewis countian.
Mrs. Walker, who is a cripple, was
carried from the burning building by
her son, George Walker.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
PORTSMOUTH STREET CAR
COMPANY WANTS TO QUIT

Columbus, Ohio, Feb. 3.-The Ports
mouth Street Railway and Light Com
pany petitioned the State Public Util-
tiles Commission for authority to
abandon street car service In Ports
mouth, contending that II now Is OPP
Grating at financial loss.
The petition was filed by Attorney
Oscar W. Newman, former Justice of
the Ohio Supreme Court.
The Utilities Commission announce
that It would hear the petition at 10
o'clock on March 90.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
s. s. COUNTY BOARD
TO PLAN YEARS WORK

A very important meeting of the
officers of the Mason County Sunday
School Association and the city and
county pastors will be held at the
Third Street NJ. Z. church this eve
ming at $3.50 o'clock at which time
plans for the Sunday School Associa-
tion's years work will be discussed
Lunch will be served and it is very
important that all officers and pas
tors be in attendance.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
PASTHuE PROGRAM NEXT WEEK.

Monday, "Shoestring" Ryan in Hid
den Dangers" serial; Ben Turpin
comedy, and News.
Tuesday, Eileen Percy in THE Eus-
band Hunter"
Wednesday, Priscilla Dean i'll The
Virgin of Stamboul."
Thursday, Golden Hope" western.
Friday, Ruth of the Rockies" Sc
rial; Harry Carey western, and a
good comedy.
Saturday, '"The Man With a Punch
western; Twin Cooks" comedy, and
News.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
CINCINNATI MARKETS.

Friday, February 4.
Cattle - 500, dull and uneven, few
selling, bids lower; Bulls, 25@5O
cents lower; Calves, $3.50, few $14.
Hogs-7,5OO, steady to 25G5O cents
lower; Heavy $9.5O@1OOO; Mixed,
$1O.25; Medium, s10.5O; Lights $lO.75;
Pigs, $3.50; Roughs, s7.5OG775; Stays
$500.
Sheep-2OO, weak; Lambs, $5@l0.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
FASHIONABLE HOTEL IS BURNED.

Augusta, Ga, Feb. 4. - The Bon Air
Augustus largest tourist hotel, was
destroyed by fire at 2:90 o'clock this
morning. The loss, including personal
belongings of guests, is unofticially
placed at s1,OO0,00O.
None of the 260 guests was injured,
being awakened by night clerk
shortly after the fire was discovered.
Many were carried to safety by the
firemen.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04

John Taylor, popular janitor of the
State National Bank, was able to be
out today for the first time for six
weeks during which time he was
housed by illness. His many friends
are mighty glad to see him able to be
about again.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
COURT HOUSE WIRING
NEARS COMPLETION,

Work wiring the court house for
electric lights which has been in pro-
gress for the past two weeks is now
nearing completion and upon compile
tion Of the court house work will be-
gin on the Clerks offices.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
SOLDIERS BODY
RETURNED FOR BURIAL.

The body of Fleming county SOL
dier, who died at Camp Dix, N. j., was
brought here yesterday on the c. G o.
and transferred to the L. & N. for
shipment to Ewing for burial.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04

The Washington Fire Company
holds its regular monthly meeting at
the Washington theater this evening.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04

Mrs. Ella Cleland, Of Lebanon, KY,
is the guest of her sister, Mrs. A. M.
]. Cochran, Of West Third street.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04

District Attorney B. S. Grannis, of
Flemingsburg, was in Maysville today
on legal business.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04

Ledger Service-Eficienoy.
The public ledger., 1921-02-04
PaStime TOday
RUTH ROLAND IN
Ruth of the
Rockies
episode No. 5 DOUBLE CROSSED. y

episode No DOUBLE CROSSED')
thrilling story of the great open west you enjoy quick
dbooded action tale of adventure rocky peaks and yawnng
canyons fiery flaming and dbafling mystery you
shouldn't miss single chapter of this serial In this picture Ruth
Roland fights like bearcat and rides like whirlwnd
HARRY CAREY western play and screamingly funny COM
EDY will also be shown.
ADMISSION 10 AND Is CENTS
TOMORROW - big western feature, THE BIG CATcH."
And good comedy THE LYNN TANIER SCREEN MAGA-
ZINE
The public ledger., 1921-02-04

Sheep-2OO. weak; Lambs, $5@lO.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02
w amt a Home?

Beautiful six room bunga-
low on prettiest corner lot in
S. W., not quite finished and
if you buy now you can decide
on the finishing touches to
suit you. Price and location
given on application.
Beautiful new six room
bungalow on Third Ave. 5.
W.. reasonable terms. Will
consider ear in trade.
Five room bungalow, five
blocks south Cooper's Garage.
Fireplace, garage, nice lot;
reasonable terms.
New 6 room bungalow Just
completed, in good location,
n. w., price $4,000; terms.
We have plenty of money
for desirable loans. Can make
loan on short notice. Let us
write your insurance for you.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02
Berwyn Township

Precinct /. Baum School c. j..
Jones Judge; Il, II, Sampley and
u. j Sompley. Clerks.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02
ELECTION PROCLAMATION

Proclamation is hereby given that
rnder and by virtue of Section 2G,
Article 10. OF the Constitution OF Ok
lahoina, and Article /, Chapter 70 Re-
vised Laws OF oklahoma, 1910, as
amended by Chapter %, Session Laws
If 1915. and Chapter 80 Session Laws
Z Oklahoma, 1921. and laws supple
nentary and amendatory thereto and
resolution duly adopted by the
Board of County Commissioners OK
Carter County, State Of Oklahoma, on
the 5th day of October, 1921, an cleo
ticn will be held in said county on the
18th day OF November, A. d. 1921, for
the purpose Of submitting to the quail
flied electors of said County the fol-
lowing proposition:
PROPOSITION
SHALL THE BOARD or COUN-
TY COMMISSIONERS ISSUE THE
NEGOTIABLE COUPON BONDS OF
CARTER COUNTY. STATE OF OK
LAHOMA, IN THE SUM or FIVE
HUNDRED THOUSAND $500, ,OOO)
DOLLARS, TO NATURE ACCORD
ING TO LAW WITHIN TWENTY
FIVE YEARS FROM THEIR DATE
BEARING INTEREST NOT TO EX'
CEED THE RATE or SIX (6 PEI
CENT PER CENTUM PER ANNUM
PAYABLE SEMI NNUALLY FOR
THE PURPOSE OF BUILDING PER
MANENT STATE ROADS?"
The ballots used at said election
shan set out the proposition as above
set forth, and shall contain th'
words:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02

FOR SALE have just completed a
nice modern six room bungalow, cor
ner 5th and Wheeler southwest, that
will sell on easy terms to desir-
able party wishing home. G. J..
slevidge Phone so or 345. 2-S
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02
BURCH TO BE EXAMINED
On SANITY TIES

LOS ANGELES, Nov. when II
case of Arthur c. Burch, indict,
Jointly withs Mrs Madalynn Obencha
for the alleged murder Of J. Belto
Kennedy, was called for trial in Il
superior court here today consel ft
Burch presented his affidavits TO Il
court, asking that Burch be exa6ni.
ed as to his sanity.
The affidavits were made by alto
neys for Burch. They declared Il.
application for a sanity test was base
upon the 'incoherent speech and a.
tions" of the defendant during IL
past few days.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02

l.. NJ THuRsToN,
city Clerk,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02
REAL ESTATE

plenty Of vacant lots. Apply l.. r.
Marston lO-7-lmo
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02
| | Yes
| No

Can elector desiring "a vote Tor the
bond issue shall stamp cross in the
square Immediately preceding The
word YES" and il he desires 10
vote against the bond issue he shah
stamp cross in the square immedI'
ately preceding the word "NOD
The number ana location OF such
roads, which with all other state roads
constitute not less than ten percent
nor more than fifteen percent of the
total mileage Of the main travelled
roads, and connect with the state
roads of adjoining counties and are
outside the limits Of cities and towns.
Said eicction shall be held at the
usual places Tor holding elections in
the various precincts and conducted
by the officers hereby appointed by
the Chairman of said Board. as fol
lows:
ArdmOre
Precinct l. Ardmore, Mechanics Mo
tor Co., bldg; n. L. Martin, Judge;
w. r. Wood and !. b. Wolf, Clerks.
Precinct 2. Ardmore, McCharen's
Store; j. $. McCharen, Judge; Lola
McCharen and c. E. Crosby, Clerks.
Precinct 3. Ardmore. Hoffman's
Store; r. s. Hayden, Judge; l.. NJ
Thurston and +. X. Wolverton.
Precinct 4. Ardmore, Halls store
Mrs. Ida Grubb, Judge; Tom CLANCY
and Bertha Sorrells, Clerks.
Precinct 5. Ardmore, Obriens Gin;
D. y. Ferguson. Judge; M. NJ. Grit
| fifth and 5. j. Wallace. clerks.
Precinct 6. Ardmore Texas Filling
Station; Mrs. A. Eddleman. Judge; II
II. Sayre and Mrs. II. l.. Riddle
Clerks
Precinct :, Ardmore, City Hall; r
A. Lathrop. Judge; W. r. Ward anC
l.. II. Boyd. clerks.
Precinct s. Ardmore Whttingtor
| Hotel. Rev Leach. Judge; c. K
Haynes and Allen King, Clerks.
Precinct .. Ardmore. Champion bldg
VI. Ikard. Judge; VIM. Page and W
j. Pate. Clerks.
Morgan Township
Precinct /. Brock school; ]. $
Hammer. Judge; a. S. sullivan an(
Paul Michael. Clerks
Precinct >. Downard Mine School
]. w. Houchins, Judge; w II. WhitsoI
and l.. l.. Home, Clerks.
Precinct 3. Rocky Point SCHOOL, ID
ollie Montgomery Judge; John Furge
son and j. ID. Dashing. Clerks.
Precinct 4. Mary Niblack school
Chas. Thomas. Judge; j. +. Buttoi
and Charley Conley, Clerks.
Precinct .. Hignight School; JohI
Griffit Judge; r.. O. Thomas and K
W. Balmer, Clerks.
Precinct g. Prairie Valley School
Jack Davis Judge; NJ. II. Bratche
and Geo. Lasley, Clerks.
Precinct z. old Soldiers Home. Jno
o. easier, Judge. r, r. Jackson an,
G. W. Hansel, Clerks.
Precinct s. Sprlngdalc school; j
NJ. Crosby. Judge Il, /. Scott ant
G.. l.. Bennett, Clerks,
Precinct Q. Mt. Washington school
]. T.. Cruce Judge; A. l.. Senter ant
Jud {. Fowler. Clerks.
Berwyn Township
Precinct /. Baum school; c.
Jones Judge; l., II. Sampley an
u. j Sompley. Clerks.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02
LOST AND FOUND

LOST Between Keller aud Ardmor,
on Pike road laundry basket WIN
clothes finder phone llcaldion News
stand or Cooks Laundry Mdmore
Iiber reward -
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02
BUSINESS
OPPORTUNITIES

$1,000 up quickly loaned to furniture
owners. 10 men and women who
work; best and private terms. stand
ard Credit Co. Brldgeman Bldg
l0a0.2l
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-02

WANTED-C Couple to share furnished
bungalow. Call l29l-J, S9l Wolver'
ton -
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DAILY ARDNOA3EITE

DAILY ARDMOREITE
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Advertising at above rates must
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weekly cnango of copy,
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New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1921-11-12
NO RESTING PEACE.

There's no peace and little resi-
for the one who suffers from a
bad back, and distressing uri-
nary disorders. New IBERIA poo
pie recommend Doan's Kidney
Pills. Ark your neighbor! BE
guided by their experience.
F. @. Hebert, upholsterer, st.
Peter and Center Sts., New Ibe-
ria, says: Il strained my buck
doing heavy lifting and when ]
retired at night my hips and
back were so painful l was un-
able to rest. On getting up in
the morning l was lamc in every
part of my body. My kidneys
acted too frequently and caused
me a great deal of worry. Ifelt
depressed and tired easily. Ev-
cry little while / would forget
about my back being lame and
when made a sudden turn. the
pain would be severe. | finally
learned of Doan's Kidney Pills
and they brought me relief in a
few days. l took one box and
was entirely cured of the trou-
bic. II is now a year since | had
this attack and | have enjoyed
excellent health"
Coo, at all dealers. Foster
Milburn Co., Mfrs. Buffalo, N.
Y.-Adv.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1921-11-12
RICE PLANTERS HOLDING.

While there is plenty of rice
in the warehouses, reports are
to the effect that many mills
throughout the belt are now
scrapping around for something
to work on. The Tyrrell mill
in Beaumont has closed down
for want Of rough, although
only the price stands in the way
of a plentiful supply. Other
mills are reported to be very
short of a supply and may fol-
low suit at an early date.
AT the Offices of the Ameri-
can Rice Growers Association it
was learned yesterday that 50.-
600 bags was ready for the mar
ket, but there was a difference
in price. Some time ago the
association fixed a basic price
of $3.50 q barrel. Offerings
from the mills were around
$500. This left dlfference OF
81, a rather heavy percentage.
II was also given out that there
was plenty Of rough in LOUISE
ana when the mills got ready to
meet the price. There was
some low grade stuff to change
hands yesterday but it was not
enough to indicate a market.
Whether the rice situation
has settled down to a long
drawn out fight between the
mills and producers. or a de-
preston in the market, is not
known. The producers are of
The opinion that the rice can be
disDosed Of If il is cleaned and
put on the market while the
millers apparently take the OPP
posite view.
From All indications the
undergo the first crucial test
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1921-11-12
TEXAS COURT BARS WOMEN
FROM GRAND Jury

Austin, Texas, Nov. 8. Wo-.
men are not eligible to serve or
grand juries In Texas, the Court
81 Criminal Appeals held today.
The court ruled that the consii-
tuition says that grand jlrrics
must b. composed Of ''twelve
men" and that il can not be con-
nlraed a. including women.l
Also that The suffrage act BY
Congress gave the women the
aik61 40 vote. but that did not
a6llly them g grand jurors.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1921-11-12
HlJGAR.MfLL WASTE YIELDS
DURABLE BUILDING
MATERIAL.

Once more science has turned
4 waste product into one Of
commercial value. This new
achievement is the making Of
building board from the refuse
OF sugar cane after the juice
has been pressed out at the SUI
mar mill. The refuse, known as
bagasse, is about 10 per cent.
Of the weight of the entire SUI
aar cane crop and amounts to
$50, 900 to SOC, 900 tons a year.
Its disposal has long been q
problem, and the original prac-
;1ice was to burn 1t in great piles,
II il now being made into a sub
stitute for lumber which pos
sesses peculiar qualities, and for
some purposes is superior ia
wood.
The first plant for manufac-
Turing bagasse lumber was
built in New Orleans, at q cost
of 100000. The bagasse Is
baled, as il comes from the roll
lers of the sugar mill, and
shipped to the lumber fac
tory" There il is first cooked
20 destroy the decay-producine
spores and II treated with chem
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1921-11-12

and they are standing firm.
Texas mills are reported to be
inclined to help work out the
situation to the best advantage
of all, but the same can not be
said of the entire belt. Offer
ings for rice at mill prices are
freely made, with offerings of
rice at association prices are
likewise plentiful.-Beaumon
Enterprise.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1921-11-12

There is some talk of sus-
perding the Congressional Rec
ord, but we fear It IS q false
alarm.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1921-11-12

We stste il % our honest belief
that the tobaecos used in Chester
field are Of finer quality land
hence Of better taste) than in any
other cigarette 1t the price.
Liggea & Mysn Tohacco e
The Washington herald., 1921-07-03

s. T amt the same" the old clerk sighs,
And sighs the gorgeous staff,
While peace-tinte boredom muItipLies
And Congress cuts in half
Those beauteous groups pho, called by uoar,
Kept sloiUel-chair morale at per.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-30
Confessions OF A Husband!
The Mans Side of Married Life

the names OF a couple Of men who I
thought might be interested.
He thanked me with apparent
sincerity. and then. with the grace of
a dancing master. bowed himself out
OF my office.
He had hardly closed the door be-
hind him when Miss Berkins. who
had been almost bubbling over with
suppressed excitement. burst out
with:
Why, that's the gentleman saw
dancing with Mrs. Slocum at Come
On Inn last night"
isn't that a coincidencel" I did
not know whether or not TO pretend
10 be surprised.
But his name isn't Slocum." the
stenographer insisted. Il thought
you said he was her husband"
"On the contrary, wasn't there,
and so I couldn't have said anything
Of the sort"
But l told you just what he
looked like and you never said a
word,"
Really. Miss Berkins," I replied
very virtuously q didn't know what
else 10 say). Il don't think we have
any right TO use the firms time to
discuss our private affairs"