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The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07
Councilman-FOurth Ward.

We are authorized TO announce T. ].
ROdhouse as a candidate for office of
councilman from the fourth ward as an
independent candidate.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

We are authorized to announce ]. X.
tJim) Parker as a candidate for the Of
Gce of City Collector, subject TO the
4ciiOn of the Democratic primary, March
Is, 1921.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07
Where Will You Sit
At the Fashion Show?

If you go early, you will secure good seat down
in the middle, where you can see and hear, observe
all the finer points in style, and enjoy the show
to the fullest extent.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

The plans of the Missouri Memorial Union Build
ing include a modern auditorium for the
majority of University dramatics and entertain
ments.. This is only one of the urgent require
ments which are fulfilled by the
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

I'VE are authorized to announce Gray
Whitesides as a candidate for the Office
Of City Collector, subject to the action
IF the Democratic primary, March Is,
1921.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

If you go late-but this merely emphasizes the
need for modern auditorium The number of
these entertainments is increasing yearly, and the
improvement made with each succeeding perform
ance serves only to intensity the universal desire
to see it-advantageoasly.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07
Political Announcements
For MayOr.

We are authorized to announce Percy
NJ. Klass as a candidate for the Office oil
Mayor, subject TO the action of the
Democratic primary, March Is, 1921.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07
SALESMEN WANTED-s75 weekly

statesmen WANTED-s75 weekly
paid to statesmen with ability TO sell, de-
monstrate and appoint sales agencies for
our tires and tire accessories. Pleasant
work at home; should have automobile,
but not essential. Quick promotion to
husilers; most extraordinary selling pro-
position. We have many successful men
living in small towns and rural districts.
Write us today for details. Andrew s
Burton Co., q & Harrison, Kansas City.
Mo. F-l63.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

We are authorized to announce NJ. l.
Edwards as a candidate for reelection
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

WANTED TO RENT-Young couple
wants 5 or room modern house by May
l. Call $40. S-l57tf.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

WANTED-Repair work on rubber
tires for go-carts and baby carriages
Telephone l3l4-Black. N-86h
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

ANY LADIES interested in Spirella
rorsets call at COS High St. or telephone
i233-white. T-l35d.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

WANTED-Ten cents each will be
paid for copies Of the Columbia Even
ing Missourian of September 6, 1920, if
brought to the MissouTian Office. If.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07
SITUATION VACANT

CLERKS Men. Wotncnl over II, for
Postal Mail Service. SI25 month. Ex-
Perience unnecessary. For free particu-
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

iNVESTMENTS-If YOU have bonds
or money 10 invest. call at our Office and
let us explain what we have that will
soon make you 100 per cent on the in
vesiment. Batterton. Estes & Long. l55tf.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07

INSURANCE-We want you to take
Tornado Insurance with us before the
March winds do You damage. 1t costs
YOU $500 per Sl.OOOOO for three years.
Hayes & Weathers. Phone 27s -l59.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1921-03-07
His Record:

Secretary, Athenaean Debating Society 10.
Vice-President, Athenaean Debating Society IT.
Secretary Treasurer, Sophomore Law Class 1920
Councilman at large, '20-2l.
President, Ad Club '20-2l.
President, Christian Student Organization '2l.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17
OLD PATTY

Old Fort must remember that
the people aronnd Old Patty are
like ground hogs-they sleep all
winter, but look out for us now
for awhile.
OldSPatty is somewhat on a
drag now as there has been so
much rainy weather.
Mr.. and Mrs, George Corn call
ed on Mrs. McDaris, Sunday.
Mrs. McDaris HAS been on the
sick list and is slowly improving.
School is progressing nicely
at this place.
We are glad to say that Mr..
Lake Burris, who has been sick
for quite while, is improving.
Mrs. ]. c. Carter was a guest
of Mrs. Sarah >McDaris, Sunday
afternoon.
Two of Old Patty's bachelors
decided that they had better get a
move on, so they went to tairView
Sunday afternoon looking tor
them a cook, but came back with
little hope. What about sending
them down there, Old Fort:
Misses Grace and Leecy Burris,
Estelle and Ruby Eaves, Ida and
Laura Morelan and Ruth Curbow
we're the guests OF Misses Nellie
and Mary Lou Carter, Sunday
afternoon,
Old Patty has a crowd of jolly
old maids YOU see~
Sheriff Bell passed through our
burg, Saturday.
Dewey Carter and James Moss
have habit of going to McMinh
county every Sunday What for,
we wonder?
We can see the people of Old
Fort smiling as they read the
news OF Old Patty, so let us hear
from you.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17
NONRESIDENT NOTICE
In Chancery at Benton. Polk County.
Tennessee
J, G.. Madison
Therzcv Madison

In this cause it appearing froL,
the bill, WHICH is sworn TO. that
Therzey Madison's residence Is
unknown and cannot be- ascertain
ed upon diligent inquiry, So that
the ordinary process OF law can
not he served on her. She IS
therefore, hereby required to APP
pear on or before the first Monday
in March next, before the Clerk
& Master of said court, at his
Office in Benton, Tennessee, and
make defense to the bill filed
against her i'll said court by J. &.
Madison, or otherwise the bill
will be taken Tor confessed.
1t is further ordered that this
notice be published for four con-
secutive weeks in the Polk County
News.
This January 81. 1921.
A. j WILLIAMS.
Clerk & Master
]. F Adams, Sol.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17
CHAS. B. WITT
AbStTaCtOr
Benton, Tennessee,
NONRESIDENT NOTICE
In Chancery at Benton, Polk County.
Tennessee.
+. &. Cole
VS..
n. G. Cole
n. G. Cole

In this cause IT appearing from
the bill. which is sworn to, that
y. &, Cole is a nonresident Ot
tennessee. and a resident OF the
State of Iowa, so that the Ordi-
nary process of law cannot be
served on her. She d, is therefore,
hereby required to appear on or
before the first Monday III March
next, before the Clerk & Mast
er of said court, at his office in
Benton, Tennessee, and make de-
tense to the bill filed against her
in said court bv +. c. Cole, or
otherwise the bill will be taken
for confessed.
1t is further ordered that this
notice be published for four consecu-
tive weeks in the Polk County News.
This January BIZ 1921.
A. ]. WILLIAMS, C. & M.
J. +. Adams, Sol.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17
NONRESIDENT NOTICE
In Chancery at Benton, Polk County
Tennessee
Martha Talley
Horace Talley

Horace Talley
lin this cause it appearing from
the bill, which is sworn to, : that
Horace Talley is a non resident of
Tennessee, and resident of the
State of Georgia, so that the
ordinary process CT law cannot
be served on him, He is there
fore, hereby required to appear
on or before toe first Monday in
March next, before the Clerk &
Master Of said court, at his office
in Benton, Tennessee, and make
defense to the bill filed against
him in said court by Martha Tai
ley. or otherwise the bill will be
taken for confessee.
1t is further ordered that this no
tice be published for four consecu-
tive weeks in the Polk County News.
This January 81, 1921,
A. ]. WILLIAMS, c. & M.
J. +. Adams, Sol.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17
NONRESIDENT NOTICE
In Chancery at Benton, Polk County
Tennessee
Erie Carder
Willard Carder
]. F Adams, Sol.

In this cause it appearing from
the bill. which is sworn to, that
Willard Carder is a nonresident
OF Tennessee, and resident OF
the state Of Georgia, so that the
ordinary process, Of law cannot be
served on him. He is therefore,
hereby required to appear on or
before the first Monday in Mar,
next, before the Clerk x
Master of said court, at his office
in Benton, Tennessee, and make
defense to the bill filed against
him in said court by Erie Carder,
or otherwise the bill will be taken
for confessed.
It is further ordered that this no
tice be published for four consecutive
weeks in the Polk County News.
This January 81. 1921.
A. J. WILLIAMS. c. & M.
J. +. Adams, Sol,
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17
NON RESIDENT NOTICE
In Chancery at Benton, Polk County
Tennessee
Julia Voyles
George Vcyles
J. +. Adams, Sol,

In this cause it appearing from
tie bill, which is sworn to, that
George Voyles is a nonresident
of Tennessee, and a resident OF
the state of North Carolina. so
that the ordinary process OF law
cannot be served on him. He is
therefore, hereby revuired to APP
pear on or before the first Monday
in March next, before the Clerk
& Master of said court, at his
Office in Benton, Tennessee, and
make defense to the bill filed
against him i'll said court by Julia
Voyles, or otherwise the bill will
be taken for confessed.
1t is further ordered that this no
tice be published for four consecu-
tive weeks in the Polk County News.
This January 81, 1921,
A. J. WILLIAMS, {. & M.
J. +, Adams, Sol.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17

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Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17
NONRESIDENT NOTICE
In Chancery at Benton, Polk County,
Tennessee
Anna Hall
vs..
Joe Hall

In this cause it appearing from
the bill. which is sworn to, that
Joe Hall is nonresident OF
Tennessee, and a resident Of
Arkansas, so that the ordinary
process of law cannot be served
on him, He is therefore, hereby
required to appear on or before
the first Monday in March next,
before the Clerk x Master of said
court, at his office in Benton
Tennessee. and make defense to
the bin filed against him in said
court by Annie Hall, or otherwise
the bill will be taken for confessed.
1t is further ordered that this no
tice be published for four consecutive
weeks in the Polk County News.
This January 81, 1921.
A. j. WILLIAMS, C. & NJ.
J. +. Adams Sol,
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17

'IT WAS a rotten night.
RAIN, WIND, mud. slush.
AND AFTER a hard day.
1T MADE me sore.
TO GET all dolled up.
JUST TO go calling.
ON A pair of fish.
NEVER could see.
BUT ORDERS is orders.
FROM FRIEND wife.
AND "eEE," l said.
This Is a bum life"
THEN THE phone rang.
AND THE party was on.
IcLIM6ED out quick.
FROM THE soup and fish.
INTO THE easy clothes.
AND SAT by the fire.
TOASTING MY toes
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17
NONRESIDENT NOTICE
In Chancery at Benton, Polk County
Tennessee
Sarah Payne
]. +. Adams, Sol.
Thomas Payne

In this cause it appearing from
the bill, which is sworn to, that
Thomas Payne is nonresident
of the state of Tennessee, and a
resident of the state of Georgia; so
that the ordinary process OF law
cannot be served on him. He is
therefore, hereby required to APP
pear on before the first Monday in
March next. before the Clerk
& Master of said court, ut his
office in Benton, Tennessee, and
make defense to the bill filed
against him in said court by Sarah
Payne, or otherwise the bill will
be taken for confessed.
II is further ordered that this mo-
tice bepublished for four consecutive
weeks in the Polk County News.
This January 81, 1921.
A. j. WILLIAMS. c. & NJ.
J. Il. Adams, Sol.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17

Home, Sweet Home
that's the music for me

AND WATCHING my wife.
QUIETLY KNITTING away.
IN THE nrelight
AND Leard the rain.
BEAT At the windows.
AND THE winter wind.
HOWL AROUND.
AND | stretched out.
IN THE old arm chair.
TOOK UP a book.
LIT ONE of those dgarstteA
THAT SATISFY"
AND SAID, "oh, Man.
IT'S A great old life"
IT'S q great life, all right-some-,
i times. But in fair weather or foul,
you've got a lean-to if you We got
Chesterfelds-t they always Satisfy"
It's all in the way we blend these fine
Turkish and Domestic tobaccos. And
mind you the Satisfy blend" cans
BE- copied
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-02-17
waterspou,s and cloudbursts.

A cloudburst is simply sudden
coplous rainfall, ms II the whole cloud
had been precipltated at once. Water.
spouts are bursting rnln-clouds, accom-.
panied by whirlwind, which whip the
rain into dense, whlrllng columns OF
water.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13
Vast Difference.

There was never any haste at Aun,
Dorothea's table; consequently Ruth,
the youngest of all the nieces and nep.
hsvs who gathered at Hunting Hill in
tn, summer, had learned what to expect
Everything was served by Aunt Doro-
thea herself and age had strict prece.
dsnce.
There came a day, however, when
Ruth, returning to the family dining
room after a season spent in her room
with a sore throat, found at her place
. little delectable apple pie, So small
that it seemed as if it must be mean,
hr her alone. Nevertheless she de-
TRIMMED TO be cautious.
Am l"-she looked anxiously toward
ne head Of the table, where sat her
1--WE inspiring relative-"am | TO be
iMty for this pie, or is it all mine, Aunt
Dorothea ?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

A young woman, lately returned
from Europe, was talking with a friend
about her experiences. II she is cor
rectly reported by the Boston Times, il
must be ADMITTED that foreign tour
is not Of necessity liberal education.
She was telling about the wonder
full smoothness and pleasantness OF the
homeward voyage.
ut S !t.,I. surprising shat you
should have clear weather and nothing
else" remarked her friend, who felt
obliged to say something.
"Not at ALL" answered the young
lai, 81 was toll that the captain
swept the sky with his telescope the
fist thing ever morning"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13
Homes; Io...

I'm glad | broke my engagement,
vi 4 Tom," Mabel observed indignant
iy. lies no gentleman"
why, | have always thought him
one" Tess commented in surprise.
What has he done?"
We'll. l sent him back his presents
that is, all except the diamond ring
and few other things that | was really
entitled TO, considering how many
times he had taken dinner at our house
and all, and asked him to return mine. -
well, did he refuse?"
HE did not. He not only sent
back box of cigars unopened, and a
penwiper and knit necktie, but he
sent also Ave boxes Of face powder,
saying he estimated that to be about
the quantity he had taken away on his
coat during the time we were engaged"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

A colored man was all dressed Up.
He walked up and down Commercial
Street with an air of importance. A
big bouquet of flowers was attached to
him. "What is the occasion ?" he was
asked by white man. IBIS am my
golden weddin', sah," he replied. "But
your wife doesn't seem interested
she is working as usual" said the white
man. "My present wife amt got
nothing to do wild dis anniversary
lse been married FIVE times" replied
the colored gentleman.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

Inc FIe.I>.. aIe = valiant people, bal
they are also a very cautious people
The two opposite elements in their char
acter are neatly taken orr in one OF
their own journals.
A disease resembling cholera, and
called "cholerine," had appeared a,
Marseiles. Doctor Cassoulet, a local
practitioner, is seen packing his trunk
to depart.
Going away, doctor ?" he was asked.
"fes. You see, IL il were the true
esolera, the genuine, the terrible As
iatic article, should not bulge an
inch. should remain firmly at my
post. But as it is only choierine, the
simple cholerine, shall CO."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13
His Only Fear.

Papa" she said, "when you see a
COW amt you afraid p
"NO, certainly not, Evelyn"
when you see a horse amt Won
frad?"
mo, of course"
when you see a dog amt YOU
fraid?"
NO" with emphasis.
when you see bundle bee amt
you fraid?'
mo, with scorn.
Amt you fraid when it thunders ?"
No." with loud laughter. ooh, you
silly, silly child"
Papa" said Evelyn, solsmnly,
amt you 'fraid of nothin' in the world
but mamma ?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

An automobile crossing in Wheeling
may prove a blessing in disguise for
Frank Galbraith, aged So, a blind man,
who sells papers at Wheeling. W. Va.
He was struck while crossing the street,
and at the hospital, it was discovered
that he was not seriously hurt. and that
the shock had beneficial effect on the
optic nerves and that with the aid of
glasses he would probably recover mis-
sight
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13
sr -u.-"..

=, y,rtha's name were something else
Saw Polly, Prue or Janet
mieh, complete an ode to her,
III but once began it.
su, inspiration balks at names
Which lack both rhyme and beauty,
And ingenuity's at loss
To meet poetic duty.
A., rhymster, would use my art
This once for Martha's glory,
c., all nv heart is hers alone,
but-that's az" q
Ga there is only one thing left
To have both rhyme and kisses;
ri take her to the minister
And change her name to "Mrs."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

Doan's Regulets are recommended
by many who say they operate easily,
without gripping and without bad after
effects. 30c at all drug stores.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

An irate mother had her little son
by the ear, and held menacing cane.
"fll teach you to tie a kettle to the
cats TAIL" said the mother.
at wasn't our cat" said the boy.
"No, it wasn't, but it was our ket-
tle," said the mother.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

when a woman is in love she acts
like fool"
Maybe, but when a man is in love
il isn't altogether acting"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

Rastus Ito his buddy What yo'
all gwine to do when another war
breaks out?
Sam-Ah knows what Aim gwine
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13
Rastus-'List agin =?

Rastus-'List agin?
Sam-List agin! Say, man, when
another war breaks out dere Aim
gwine to be two men missin'-me and
the man what comes TO- me.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

The small boy fond Of swimming
Is prone to hate the tub.
That's why, you see, with Shakespeare
he
Exclaims: "Aye, there's the rub
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

Monkey-What are you suffering so
for, Mr.. Ostrich?
Ostrich sw-swallowed one-one
Of th-those per-perforated music rolls
and th-the d. burned things turning
over.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

WANTED-Men or women % *.
orders among friends and neighbors
for the genuine guaranteed hosiery.
full line for men. women and child
rem. Eliminates dsrning. We pay
75c an hour spare time, or $50 Q week
for full time. Experience uunecss-
sary. Write to International Stocking
Mills, Norristown. Pa.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13

Sl.5O Gets the Register a year.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-10-13
Hardware Department.
Paint and Oil Department

Raw and Boiled Llnseed Oil, Harness
OIL, Machine Oil, Black Strap, Tn
pentine, N. c. and Gas Tar, 0asolise,
varnish, Japan Dryer, Knot KNEE.
White Lead, Red Lead, Spa1iSli
Srowa, Calcined Plaster, Ponlsn6
cement, Lard on, Piastenng Haif,
Soal on, Neat Foot Oil, Fish on,
Bath Brick Soap, Sulphur, Coppefa1,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-12

A1Ow that congress has finally passed and sent 10 the president the
IN seventy five million dollar federal aid roads appropriation, it will
: be possible to speed up the highway building program in New
Mexico, provided the state can md a satisfactory market for the
bonds, recently authorized by the people. In response to an inquiry
from Secretary Hoover during the meetings OF the conference on nm
employment, Governor Mechem replied that New Mexico is ready to
solve its unemployment problem with road building, for which funds
were available whenever the federal government did its part That
part has now been done, assthe presidents approval Of the bill is re-
garded as certain. $1,000 &c. ~
One Of the most important approved federal aid projects is the
paving Of the highway south Of Barelas bridge to he Valencia copnty
line. For some reason the reconstruction OF the Barelas bridge has
been delayed and there seems much uncertainty as to when the con
tractors will do the work. The paving project is expected to go for
ward at once. p
In connection with this project Albuqaerque has . bit Of work 70
do and we should speed up It's doing. A paved highway from the
county 5 north border 90 the south Tine is a fine undertaking. II will.
be a JOY to motorists, an aid to local traffic and will help 10 build a
city here. That project cannot be realized without more paving in
this city. There will be a gap in the paved highway from Silver ave-
nue. to Bareias bridge unless the city supplies the paving. Enhance
ment Of property values as shown by paving wherever il has been laid
in Albuquerque, combined with community spirit, will serve TO win
the approval 81 property owners within the city limits. There is a
considerable part of this gar, however, that is outside the city limits
Extension Of the city limits south might well be taken up in connec-
ton with this paving project. A $4,000 population town with a Is
600 official population rating 5 at a serious disadvantage. 1t is handi
capped in getting business just as would be a business house whose
credit is cut and held permanently at half its working power,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-12
National Council
Of Women Meets

WPffILADEf.PHlA. Nov. i2.-Estab-
nshnient u permanent hce~ dquartera
pt some central pointrsna the frrniar
ton % n board composed Of one
member from each AFFILIATED organ
Ation interested In national legisla-
tion were among the recommends
tons submitted TO the national coun-
ell of women today by Mrs. Philip
North Moore o. 81. Louis. the prcsi-
dent. IN her nnuual report.
With reference to the proposed
board. Mrs. Moore said n could rec
ommend 20 the general council n
policy which each constituent body
could approve and which would be
recognized as the work OF the ma
ttonai council alone.