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The Holt County sentinel., 1921-04-29
SAYS Hearts Really Break.

Poets and romance writer's for ages
have been ON firm ground when they
have pictured broken.henrtcd swains
and maidens
According 10 DIR. Strickland Goodall,
q noted heart specialist. It Is a physi'
ologlcal fact that hears do break. But
lie says, Joy and not woe or hard work
ls more frequently the cause OF q
broken heart, In his long experience
he has found that emotion rather than
hard work hns been responsible for
broken hearts. r,. .sr....
Don't get into temper" says Dr.
GoodalL 'be,ause II increases the
hearts work by seventy,two ioc'
pounds. Running upstairs Is foolish
because the Increase Is lo2 foot
pounds. II man spends one day 10
bed weekly be Saves his heart sos'+0
foot pounds" .n.n. iaLrtl
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-04-29
Naval I'arcurIna Can.

Tours Of the battienelds Of France
are now made BY mesns Of road pull
msns'' which are Very commodious
traiiers hitehed onto the rear Of .
powerful tSdrins Sar. and IN this The
traveller eats and sleeps. A party Of
six persons can be accommodated ess.
lily Oh one Of these cars. and Il they
are willing 10 crowd in. = few more
nay b taken along. -
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-04-29
vualnIrs Mine Rsss.sra

The United States seyagnment
maintains nine railroad, Gam - lps
among tho miners OF w e661ery.
teaching 'them first aid, bnlne rvecus
asd sothsr things which srt snks,y ~
be Of special interest," to them. In
addlupR b this there ere ,tYaipqt nalar
tsiliM to rush to tKS sid ofni{i6A
whs may be injured = 4 ]; tsapeed- = =
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-04-29
"Telsa,s Tower.W

Telsa's tower was built at shore
ham. l.. l., about 20 years prior TO
1917. In which year II was destroyed
by order OF the United States govern
ment It was $50 feet high. with a
well 100 feet deep. The purpose Of the
tower was to aid In experimenting
with transmission Of electric energy
for power and lighting purposes. es-
pecially for experiments. In wireless.
which were conducted even before
people knew Of Marconi. a lattice
work Of steel was topped by mush.
roem-shaped compartment In which
there was laboratory. The dome was
covered with copper.
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-04-29
"a .sen,s Earseast.

rsOld Iioxlelgh Ygg Must be less ex.
trayagapts iiew, DO you expect to get
S,ong when ,you .pre my age1
!, HIS ysopv-wen father. ! suppose BY
. thAt time w l,sva, youy money to yet
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-04-29
An orIsieai Copy,

.sts. ~ An Original Copy.
: .'Shesxapss $4,000 Coz klnf'ir ~
a9 THAT'S the agure named In suit" ,,
X "It's exotbStnnt" Y'IA9y.jle bo q
"sbs c.slms lf, was the nrst evss
pr,uttd % her thastc +hpn. d, ether
wSgds. ! flfs 'urss sd'tsSn.s $50 s'''h'
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-04-29

tfAt'a,, a,,.ptfsy; Il = ~ n,
tkhy are you 50 aaxious 70 play
fl1 4. ,ncbody will play the
pisno iftlweI eioA'r"sI y W. rs
The Holt County sentinel., 1921-04-29

tlN' p i-f}fBi94At 9tSfs efif ~ t1ifi +
y Sab,lpsl 'siiossssiiH II Snai sy;l3
ses' 'igsaax p sj'.sy z IN
The Keota news., 1921-10-07

female treue and hd numhs
e1n b better un h:d en opes
and eeud not DO thing
nv Lydia Pnkhane vegstses Compoa
ssd Savs snail e
Appis Point Fszn B1iAngsoa VI
surgical and ts
nothing 4i.ed than ths d e ee;s,o" n.
Il that female troubles may thrua9h psset reach ,..9
sn ~ ~ ~ = ~ ~. ~ c.d - ssroos dspe
sns tuner: OF owte eoosh ths peoc "sX cpps:s V. s
Cepeand svs e dszs:s end serious
by LYDIA Pinkhms Vschls eapoun operations be-"
beso sdvssd b attending physicans.
Lydia P1khans Private Beck "Amesss Pecs'
liar to Weaea" viii b you request Write
The Medicine Co. Lynn, Massachusetts
This book contains valuable inloenasion.
The Keota news., 1921-10-07
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS. ooiNo ACHIEVE
MeNTS. SUFFGRINoS. HOPES
AND FEARS OF MANKIND.
w.ar. ~.......s r.,.. ~... sr,s.'
WESTERN

WESTERN
Tile submarine re attached io the
Pacific fleet sunk in The outer hari,ni
nj Sun Pedro. II Is believed The disa>
i-r MAS caused by water rushing int
The subn,ar arinc through, an open torpc
,io tube.
\ 5000 tombstone will be placed
an the grave of Jake L.. lIamon. le
publican national committeeman killed
NJ Arsimorc. Okla. last Novem~r. &C
cor.iing io Frank L.. keici,. admins
traitor for The Hnmon estate. who lei
The contract.
Women nre not eligible for jur,
service IN Missouri. despite the ntlop
,i"n of III. recent amendment In thu
state constitution giving them ih'
right To hold public offices. Circuit
Judge Ralph y. 1.atsi,nw held In as
opinion al Kansas City.
Horace \. Mct.ain. street car moier
man. II held In jail In Oakland BY
isoiice authorities who declared thai
i,e made four attempts all within nc
i~en minutes. Ia end his life. First. u
Is alleged. McI.ain attempted suicide
hy iniaiinx gas: next by drinking I,oi
s"n: next he attempted to slash his
throat with . razor. and finally tried
l" sh"nt himself with q revolver.
Six nnmesi peaks In Montana have
elevations exceeding 1900 feet. and
several unnamed peaks rise to greater
heights, according 10 the United State.
Geological Survey. Al these peaks nrs
in tho ls~artooih national forest. In
Carbon cpuuty. In The south central
part Of The state. THE highest of these
is Granite peak. 1880 feet the nsxI
highest IL Mount Wood. 13.1IO feet.
kilograms received at Fl Puso
Texas. from sheriff W. r. Rradfort
of Midland. Tex. state that II. q
IirtIcy. former cashier Of the MidIsn'
National bank. broke Jail and In be
iicvcd to bc on his way 10 Mcxicr'
t:ir,ilcy. according to complaint filct
in the United states Commissioner
Court At Fl Paso. Il alleged to hav,
taken three sums. totaling $4,000
from the Midland bank.
WASHINGTON
The conxtituttonnlity Of the woman,
suffrage amendment was questioned In
u petition filed In the Supreme Court
by Oscar Lesser and others. who seet
io have thut court review decision Ol
state courts In Maryland. holding the
amendment constitutional.
Resolutions adopted recently by tn,
American Bar Association ut Cincin
natl condemning Judge 1.an,lis for &C
cepting the position Of baseball com
missioner, while serving on the bench
has been transmitted 10 Speaker Gil
lett. with request that they be laid
before the proper committee Of the
House. There was no intimution, how
ever. ~ to what action, II any. would
he taken.
Hearty sympathy In the work Of the
American committee for devastated
France was expressed BY President
Harding In q letter to Miss Ann Nor
gan. an official Of the committee, who
wrote inviting him to attend a marine
band concert in New York 10 rails,
funds for French rehabilitation. HI
declined the invitation, 1xplaining thai
public affairs would not permit Ills at
Tendance. .IDa ysdi - - ' q
.Vi.f 1i .t.iJ ola. all $500.
The Keota news., 1921-10-07
!oREI0N

"a plant making fertilizer from OF"
shells brought from ths hatlief'e'ds ~
Usiine. lixly.
Admiral Beatty OF III. British navy
and his wife will sail for The thltSs'
Stntes on Oci. II. I" hs present Win
Marshal Foch nj The convention "'
The American Legion al Kansas CIR!
.<fterwnri Il. will Join the British
delegation al the disarmament confer
cnce.
Zanjiro Nasudn. known as the Rock
.f~iicr of Japan ant one OF the three
wcnithicsi men "f the rmpire. wMs
murdered nj Toxic iy an ASSASSIN wh''
secured nn au,.i.n.r with Him under
the .,,is. "f Soliciting funds. Nn~'i''''
WAS stni.h-.i L" death. His fortune Il
.si imnt.d al Sl.nsItnsb.hD. lie wss
head III 'i"z'n bnnks.
Sir Ern.., I.iin. iir English plunSr'
ni D~a,iviil~. France. Is reported Ia
Inv. i"., ..ns,D1 francs nj ha:carAi
at the ,1sino las, summer. mnI!nx Ills
total loss for ii,~ year. including ihn'
nj III. Travellers club In Paris. .tOO.
OOO francs. 4 Cuban newspaper pro
prictor is reported to bs the ns1'
heaviest loser. having dropped mor>
Than 3.OOO.UOO francs st Deauvills.
Federal troops rinxhed with revolu
iionIsix near Aioyobamba. In the de
pa rtment Of l.orcio. where the govern
s,sni last month closed the port al
lquiiox and other harbors. because o
revoitx. according 10 msaxrr sdvics'
received. Twenty.ihree federal col
iiers were killed or wounded and tn
isptiles of fIfry-iwo lnsurrectlonisti
were found after the clash.
oENERAL
George II. Brennan. described b!
the police Hs mn owner OF racinl
stables who once had amSsxeti for
tune on the track. shot aud killed Ill
wife In ler apartment In New forl
and then committed suicide. Bre,'
nm. tEs. and his wife. -. hsd not bccl
living together for several years.
New York state has I'll .ssS smta
mobiles. ar "nc I" every fourteen a
it's residents. acc,rsiinx To an m
nounrc,ncni by Secretary of Stale JOl,l
J. Lyons. covering the registration IA
the first half of this year. That Ne,
York stale residents have l,een buyin
cars this year is shown In lie far
that the registration for the first hal
of this year exceeds all Of last yea
by approximately :HD.OW cars.
Police of Chicago ure invesiiyatin
the strange case of dual personality a
Frank Sinnick. chief or police Ut Rlv
ersjals. n suburb. who WAS arreate'
while holding up Chicago saloon
stnnick l,as ,,ecn police chief of tn
suburb for thirteen years. His arres
disclosed that. after enforcing the Ia,
during the ,lay. ne became q bandit q
night. He was identified By two 70
lOonkecpers as the robber who he'll
them up. according to the authorities
A strange aftermath to the mvrde
Of Patroiman Daniel Neville. who va
found shot Aug. 20. In a West Side lo'
the haunt Of criminals whom he hal
assed. took place In the city inorEue !,
New York. There q body was identi
fled by finger prints ~ that Of Johl
Glcaso 81. alias SOuphead Gleason
one of the two men sought for tn
crime. He had died from an overdos
Of drugs. far from the rendezvous o
his hand.
Prohibition has made II possible 70
the silk gown of the future to he mad
In the laboratory. according 10 chem
lists of the Dem rtlpept Of ARric,iltur
The Keota news., 1921-10-07
H0W women AVOID
SURGICAL OPERATIONS
Some Arc Extremely Necessary, Others May Not h
Every Woman Should Give Lydia e. Pinkhams
Veeetable Compound q Trial First

Chicago. III. 81 vas \
bsdWith . female trouble -
inflammation and bed isu
doctors but none Of thsm a
me eny'good. They oil ~ !
would have 70 have a epss.
alton. A druggist wife Toll
me % take Lydia Z. PiAk.
hams Vegetable Composai
and ! took e bottles. nsvs
missing Q dose and at thsss1
ol that 6me ] was perfectly
we'll. ] havo never BED oeec.
oioa - tako it again = I
have beee - we'll. l have .
oix seem Aat and Do eli ~
Wosk. Ny tWe sistsss ~
talking the COMPOUND upos
nyrccoomsodauoa sndJes
nay publieh my letter; hs
the Goepsl truth and ] vin
WTito % any one who wsass
apefsooal letter. Mn. Z.
b. HAYDoCx. 66N St lav.
esoeo Ave-. Chicago. Ill
A VOrus0at Weaaa
a11S her testimony -
the loog line Of thcse
lortU1o1O women Whe
have been restored .
health By Lydia =
The Keota news., 1921-10-07

Lite 40 ! See u.
Don't fuss with your neighhors a'''".
Z few shortcomings. know W.,
distinguished man who says '' wv
"utc."--1.O,iisvillc COuricr.J"nrh"''
The Keota news., 1921-10-07
New Type Of x.Rsy Apparatus

The West London hospital a''ou'
ccs tho possession Of new H"'n's
rry apparatus. the design "f ''s'''.
mn entgenologist. and the "n'y ="
In England which makes use of fs.'
Of q wave length not hitherto ''u
ploycti. The current is "f '"'s.
greater thnn cOO.ON. II Is csr'f'-'
thnt with this new apparatus wv"
blc tho number of cures "t W."
ccr possible In the pnst VIII
obtained. The tube gives the h'sh'''
penetration yet achieved.
The Keota news., 1921-10-07
She osspissd Them.


A little RroOklinc girl of seven
heartily iislikesi having to practice on
the piano md onc day she grumble,l
about II to n nciRhbor.
"Why. Mary. don't you like your
music:" the nciRhbor asked.
NO" said the child vchcmcntiy. ~
just 'splsc those little black thing.
slttin' ON the fcncc."-Boston Trnn.
script.
Where hs oess HE Praetieine.
"Hc's wonderful cornct player"
THAT So:" "ies. even the niyhbors
where he lives admit It,"
Economy enables some people I"
pile up u lot Of money for the benefit
Of the Rct-ricl,.Vuick promoter.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
$500 FUND is CREATED
FOR SHADE TREES IN 2O11

The, statement, has heen made in
bank advertisements that if 81 had
been placed at compound interest in
the year l it would have grown BY
now to sum larger than all the mon
ey in the world. ~ '':
Such statement must have caught
the eye Of Alfred v. Lincoln of
Charlestown, Mass. His will provides
that $500 Of his estate be set aside
at compound interest for 80 years, or
until the year 2O11. Then the total
will be drawn out to plant many trees
in Mr.. Lincoln's home town.
: At 4 per cent compound interest
money doubles in II years and GAG
days. In 80 years Mr.. Lincoln's orig
inal $500 will amount to about
$3.50, 900. Shrewdly invested by trus-
tees, it may turn into millions.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
Effective Fog Signals.

In heavy fog there is danger Of
collision between ships: because the
uniform signals used merely indicate
their presence, and tell nothing of
their course or direction, A sea cap
tain Of long experience has now de-
vised system which Overcomes this
difficulty, says Popular Mechanics
Magazine: Four signal horns Of diff
ferent tones are used, two sirens, a
shrill whistle, and steam gong, all
Of which are operated by foot levers
Each of these corresponds to one
quadrant of the compass, and is oper
ated only when the ships course lies
in that general direction, The four
divisions Of the quadrant itself are
indicated by varying the signals, as,
for example, one long blast, long
and short, long and two short, and
two long. A recording mechanism is
connected to the signal equipment and
serves as evidence in case Of subse'
quent question as to the handling Of
the ship.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
WORLDS DEBT TO COLUMBUS
Expansion Of Europe and Renaaking o.
the Earth Followed Explorers
Wonderful Voyage. ID,

Few peaple trealize how sthinly great
regions were peopled four centuries
ago, or how many Europeans are living
outside of Europe today. The United
States, Canada and Argentina, contain
twice as. much, land as the home con-
tinent. When white settlement began,
the land now comprised in the United
States may have contained 4oO'OOo
Indlans-that Is the. highest, estimate.
Possibly the other two countries con-
tanned as many, an average Of popula-
ton of one, person to nine square
miles. Australia, with 1900, 900 square
miles, held not more than 100, coo per-
sons. 49,. .sr.-.;
Today, those four countries support
white population of about 125,OOO.-
600. The hot regions between the Rio
Grande and La Plata hold several mill
lions more. Europe has spread over
half the globe, while Asia has shrunk
we'll within her own borders-and all
this change dates from and depends
upon that voyage of Columbus.
White men crossed the Atlantic be-
fore Columbus, but they left no trace
of their voyage on this side. 1T IS
passing strange that not even Euro
pean domestic animals were left here
the Norsemen had cattle: whose bel
lowing frightened. the natives. Not
till Columbus pointed the way did the
expansion of Europe begin, or the
wor.I become truly one world instead
of many. 49,:
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
ATTEMPTING TO ADJUST .
NAVAL ARMS QUESTIONS

Washington, Nov. '2l.-(By Her.
bert Walker)--Man to man, diplo-
macy with the public and press alb
sent was tried today in renewing ef-
forts to adjust naval armament ques-
tions.
Admiral Beatty, Kato, Coontz, rep
resenting respectively Great Britain,
Japan and the United States, were
preparing for conference in which
it was hoped Japan could be induced
to drop her demand for a navy, 70
per cent Of that of Great Britain and
the United States. Great Britain and
America are, together on the question
Of ratios allotted.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
ROW TO OPEN LUMBER
::*YARD AT R0SEAU SOON

George j. Row Of this city was IN
Roseau last week, completing arrange
ments to open lumber yard there
next spring. He bought the corner
lots south of Mrs. r. Jacklin's home
and will go there in March to prepare
for construction Of sheds.
Mr.. Row is at present auditor and
accountant for the Crookston Lumber
company, but expects to resign soon
and go into business for himself. The
Roseau Times-Reg;on states that Mr..
Row sized up several towns before
going to Roseau. The prospects inn
pressed him so favorably there that
he decided to locate.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
MADE A PASTlME
Italian Families Beat 4 Wheat From
, Straw in Rhythm, and Seem to
Enjoy the Work.

Gasparino Dante got up early Sun
day morning, and before the sun was
very high his days work. was well
started on his farm near Capula, Italy.
The two danghters-onee eighteen and
the other tifteen-started (and fin
ished) the day with the men. The
younger children were too small to be-
Of any help, although the boy Of ten
scattered wheat over the stone thresh-
Ing floor SO that, it would be ready
when the older members Of the family
had finished with breakfast-bread
and cheese and coffee, for Dante can
afford coffee in the morning. He
owns thirty acres.
When threshing. started. the father
paired with the oldest girl on the
side of the floor; the other couple
stood side by, side opposite. The four
fails were poised high in the air an
instant and then at shout from the
farmer one pair descended and as they
were lifted the couple opposite struck.
The four beat the grain, keeping
perfect time and pausins only while
the boy raked the straw into pile
at one side Of the floor and swept the
kernels Of wheat into another heap,
and threw down fresh supply.
Them. with a shouted signal that
seemed to welcome the new onslaught
the rhythm Of the humping started
again. The manner. OF the threshers
was more like that of couples dancing
an old-fashioned quadrille than that
of harvest toilers under the. blister
ing, binding midsummer sun Of south
ern Italy.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
Old Regiment to Be Dishanded.

The Eightieth Carnatics is one Of
the pre-war units which has been Or
dered to disband. The regiment was
raised at Tanjore in 1777; for the
first 40 years Of it's career it was al
most continuous in active service,
and among the trophies in the officers
mess is the black marble cup belong
ing to Tippu, the sultan, from whose
palace the Carnatics took the cup
at the storming of Serpingapatam, in
1909. The cup is being offered by
the regiment to the British museum.
In the years before the war the
Carnatics We're famous for their shoot
ing recOrd.--London Mail.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
Great Desire fer Understanding.

I believe that the greatest desire Of
every, human heart in, the world is
just this: The desire to understand
it's own experience. That is a hunger
that is at the root Of all the great
religions in tile world-of all great
emotional activity whatever-the con-
tinual hunger of the human heart to
get even with its own experience. to
put it straight and ordered, so that
it can understand instead of being be-
wildered.-John1 DrinLwatcr.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
A Line Drawn.

Of all dangers to nation, as things
exist in our day, there can be no
greater one than having certain por-
tons Of the people set off from the
rest Ivy 4 line drawn-they not priv
LEGGED as others. but degraded, humil-
lated, made Of no account.-Walt
whitman.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
Japanesa "Animal Holidays"

AS we left Matsue, Japan, by
steamer, an, agriculturist on board the
vessel told me Of the custom Of giving
holidays to oxen and horses. The vii
layers carefully brush their animals,
decorate them, and lead them to pas
ture where, tethered to rings attached
to long rope, "they may Craze to-
gether pleasantly."-J. w. Robertson
Scott in the London Daily Telegraph.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
M ARKETS
POTATO MARKET

Chicago, Nov. 21.--7Potato market
dull. Receipts ga cars. Total U ).
shipments 7O6 cars. Wisconsin round
whites, sacked and bulk, $1.65 to
$3.50; Minnesota and Michigan round
whites, sacked, $1.65 to $1.75; bulk,
S1.65 to $3.50; MinneSota and North
Dakota Red RIVER Ohios, sacked and
bulk, $1.35 to $3.50.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
Cause of Hot Winds.

An intensely dry, hot wind called the
"zonda," which blows down from the
Andes on the plains Of Argentina,
was formerly thought to owe it's heat
to- volcanoes. 1t Is really a "foehn,"
such as occurs in Switzerland and
many other mountain countries,
where winds, robbed of their moisture
in crossing the mountains, are heated
by compression during their descent.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
OLDtDEER HUNTERS STILL
ACTIVE IN NEW YORK STATE
tBy United. Press!

Saranac Lake, N. Y, Nov. 21.-
Three score and ten years have not
dimmed the eyes nor lessened the
enthusiasm of the real old-time Adj
irondack deer hunters. Town Clerk
Williams has issued hunting licenses
to twelve residents of Saranac Lake,
the youngest of whom was ~ and the
oldest 70.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
N. D. FARMERS
WANT SIS, 100000 IN LOANS
(By United PresS)

Fargo N. D., Nov. 2l.-Fivc hun
>dred applications with a total request
of $25,OO0,O00 will be made by far
mers from the war finance corpora
ton, in the opinion of H. L. Wilson,
secretary Of the North Dakota
agency.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-21
Twentieth
Century
LISSSIfOd
Send 1t to Saltwater
Laugh with US
Not At U.s.

r. Send 1t to Saltwater
The New Breen hotel at st. Cloud
is reported to have been placed in the
hands of two receivers. IF St. Cloud
can't handle hotel of that caliber,
why not send it to Saltwater. Still
water has been bowling for hotel
for several months. At one time last
summer, just after the New Breen
opened for business, it supported one
clerk, one bell-hop and an elevator
boy. g.;
.~,a Receivers Have job )
Hot Stuff
We are reminded that the only
light reading which encourages SER
Gus thought is the gas meter. Evl-
IDENTIFY the informant doesn't take the
electric light meter very seriously.
Nor the Water Meter -.
Caesar Was Right
. A Canadian +riter has brought it
to our attention that "al. gall is div
ided into three parts, two of which
are possessed by. the fellow who dou-
bles his prices because freight rates
are high" -.
Evidently, the third part is pos
sessed, by the fci!oW who asks his
, customers to pay taose prices.
Can You Imagine IT,
The Perfect Brute
A New York man takes the sweep
stakes. He, has asked the court for a
divorce on the grounds, that his wife
won't talk to him. -.
Cen You Imagine IT.? -
49, Not in Bamidji, of Course
The Atlanta Constitution says that
golf is prolonging the life of some.
of our most useless citizens.
Not This Winter, Anyway.
A Nsighbor a Day
A telephone company in a small
Kansas town recently ran an adver-
tisement like this: "Take day off
and call up your neighbors." A local
user agreed that "a day off" was
right.
--Aint We Havin' Fun
Breaking the Record
A man on Beltrami avenue recent
. ly borrowed his neighbours phono-
graph for the evening. He admitted
the next day that he was determined
: to have at least one quiet night be-
fore the colder. weather set in.
E. May He Rest in Peace
i Couldn't Stand 1t
A man died in an Indiana town the
"a other day from heart failure. His
landlord lowered the rent So without
even being asked and it was more
than the poor fellow could stand,
Gould You Stand IT.
r A No.Hit Game
1.-THE bandit fired six shots at the
crowd, butano one was hit. The detec-
tives fired in return, but did not hit
either" says the Chicago News.
That might be called a no-hit game.
but we'll wager, nevertheless, that
several runs were made
Including Home Runs j.,