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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-07-31
MILLIONAIRE COP" IN
CRITICAL CONDITION

CHICAGO, July 3O--Desk Sergt.
Harry D. kellogg. Chicago's mil
Nonaire policeman" who yesterday
created a sensation by Staying Lem
uel Ackley. a lawyer. in the court
room Of Chief Justice c. a Melon
aid, and then shooting himself. will
be blind in his right eye for life If
he RECEIVERS, IL was said today at the
county hospital.
keuogg's condition IS critical. but
his recovery is expected rnless COM
plications set in. The bullet severed
an optic nerve.
Besides being the richest police
man on the force--worth. II Is said,
$500. OOO-Keuog was one Of the
most eccentric. His oddities in
cluded the wearing OF a shoe string
for a neckue.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-07-31
FOUR PERSONS DIE AS
TRAIN CRASHES AUTO

PANA. Ill. July 30 -Four per
sons were instantly killed and a fifth
seriously injured this afternoon.
when an automobile in which they
were driving from HillsDoro TO this
city was str lck by a EAST train OF the
Cleveland. Cincinnati. Chicago and
St. Louis railroad a. Gilman. nine
miles west Of here.
The dead are Leslie Smith. z mer-
chant OF Hillsboro; his wife, Miss
Cora Robson. and Miss Lucille Per
klns, also % HiIlsboro.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-07-31
FEDERAL MEN UNCOVER
GIANT SMUGGLING RING

CHICAGO. July 30 Unset dia-
monds and other jewels valued AZ
$4,000 were seized today in a north
side apartment in the federal inves-
tigation OF a gigantic smuggling
ring, discovered here yesterday
The gems were found in the lining
OF a coat said 10 belong 70 Hyman
Finerman. Los Angeles jeweler. ar
rested yesterday and held in $4,000
bond on a charge of smuggling.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-07-31
MOBILIZE TROOPS FOR
EMERGENCY IN STRIKE

MONTPELIER. VT. July 80
Two companies Of state troops-one
from Rutland and the other from
Brattleboro-wsr re mobilized Satur-
day night urder orders directing
them 10 pro, eed 20 Bellows Falls.
where employ IS Of the Champlain
Realty company are on strike. The
movement OF the troops was taken
only as a precautionary measure.
state guard officials explained
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-07-31
TO STRIVE FOR
LARGE CUT IN
U.S.. TAX BILL
Fordney to Seek Reduction of
Half a Billion Dollars in
Operation.
WILL SHIFT BURDENS
New Sources of Taxation to
Be Found See No Alter
atoms in Rates.

BY Associated Press
WASHINGTON. July 30 Repub-
hcans OF the house ways and means
committee conferred today for a de-
velopment Of Views on tax revision.
Many divergent opinions were devel-
oped. but no conclusions were reach
Cd. Emphasizing that he was speak
ing solely for himself Chairma n
Fcrdney said afterwards that the
goal toward which he would strive
would be a cut OF half a billion dol
lars in the tax bill next year. His
opinion was that By the exercise of
rigid economy the government could
be operated on three aud half bill
lion dollars in 1922 instead Of the
four billions estimated by the treas
Ury.
Other members were less optim-
istic They thought that with the
enormous fixed expenses, including
the interest on the pubic debt, the
costs OK maintaining the army, navy
and the government merchant fleet,
Il would be impossible 70 get along
with much less than four bi, ms of
dollars. and consequently could see
little prospect of any marked educ
ton in the tax burden. PraC caIy
al mem hers Of the committee are in
sympathy with the repeal OF the
transportation taxes, both passenger
and freight. but they have not Yet
fixed upon a new source Of revenue
10 offset the loss of $33O,G00 900
that this would involve.
No Definite Decision.
While committee republicans--and
they viii frame the tax bill have
reached no definite decisions on the
proposed revisions. f. appears to De
-r--.irrrr4 On rnn-n turnN
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-07-31

Il have known that I never
loved YOU and I have always
planned. anyhow. on having my
fling. married or single"
Imagine getting that IN a let
ter from the girl you had planned
70 marry within the month
That's the dramatic situation that
opens the amazing and bewilder-
ing serial story, When q Woman
Tells. written for The News
Tines BY a specialist N women's
hearts
Ruth Agnes Abeling
You viii want 20 read every
word o. this great story Of love
denied. love cheated. l0ve-tri-
umphant? Don't miss the frst
chapter IN
WEDNESDAYS
NEWS-TDfES.
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CONTINUED on page two)
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-05-13
CheStia Dul13fii 81 /
St7nntornor

europene a asiatiee. Romania,
prin faptul ca partea cea mai de
seama a fluvMlui eli, e>si dinsa
|drepturi speciale, atat in ce pri-
veste noul regim dunarean, cat 81
in &c priveste noul regim al strim-
torilor, de oarece, ambele sunt
strins legate
Judecalld in ansamblul eli pro-
Iblemul oriental, usor ne putem
da seama Cd ori eat de important
ar ii rolul ce Si-l vor asuma pute-
rile din apus pc AKA de care a
vorbit dl Hanotaux, doua sun1
t&rile chemate de acum inainte sd
alba cuvint precumpanitor in a.
facerile orientale: Romania 81
Grecia.
Aceste tari, prin pozitia lor
geOgraflca, prln trecutul Tor, prin
forta lor, prin intcresele lor, sunt
cele mai indicate sa supravegheze
bine peninsula balcanica, sd tina
in respect pc sbulgari 81 turci, sd
asisure pacea in aceste parti zbu-
ciumate ale Europei. Ca sd poata
indeplini .acest rol nobil 81 maret.
este imperios necesar ca atat Ro-
maniei, eat 81 Greciei. sd li-se a.
corde, in rapport ell interesele lor
respective, locul ce li-se cuvine
lar politica lie strinsa prietenie
romano-greaca, sd augmenteze for
tele Micei Intelegeri, - adevara-
ia garanta a pacei in centru 81
Orientul european. Sa MI uitam
Cd pacea lumei o asigura Orie,.tul.
C'UniversulsD
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-05-13
R|0|ln ti|aIliaaa
In jurul unui interview al d-lui
ninistFu de finante.

d. Titulescu, ministrul finante.
lOr. vaz1nd critica adusa prin
presa reformei financiare propu-
sa tie d-sa, dat ziarului 'Ade-
varul un interview, prin care
cAuta sd explice proicctele de-
puse.
D-sa mai dat ziarelor 81 in
formatie in care spune ca va tine
81 serie de conferinte, tot in
acest scop.
Apreciem la iusta valoare in
tentiunile d-lui ministru de fl
nante si-i uram sa reuseasca da
tarei reforma financiara atat de
multi dorita, care sd impace inte-
resele vitale ale neamului, fara
de care vorbele frumoase, trecutc
in interviewul d-sale, vor ramane
tot numai vorbe menite sa mean
te urechile ascultatorilor, dar nu
sii inlature nedreptatea de pana
All impozitelor asezate de o
lume care disparut 81 care nu
stiuse ca dreptatea trebue sd fie
una 81 pentru mari 81 pentru mici.
Ziarul nostru ma dorit nici
odata altceva mai bun 81 din ca
'pul lOcrllui atras atentiunea
d-lui ministru asupra acestei ne
dreptati, casi asupra exageratiu-
nei care sc degajeaza din proecte-
le sale; care daca sunt de toti do
rite, nimeni nu lear putea adj
mite numai ca sd inlocuiasca Q
nedreptate GU alta.
Am arafat din capul locului ca
reforma ifinanteior noastre este
necesitate de intaiul ordin 81 arp
|regretat totdeauna ca s'a intfr-
xiat prea multi Gu venirea Ell.
Nici unul din motivele date
spre Sc justifica aceasta intir
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-05-13

-nere nu' 'lfe-a nfultaanit 81 daca ar
y; sd aratam Ga in mare parte nu-
mai din ca.sza asteptarei acestei
|reforme mnlte din impozitele ac-A
lllale nu 5 au mai platit, tot ar fl
leajllns ca sd ne bncuram ca in
Zine ceasnl sosit 81 tara va intra
De o Gale menita sa scoata din
mpasul in care a intrat.
De cat ca moi n am inteles ca
orice reforma propus;i trebue adj
misa tale quale, ci socotind ca orr
&c opera omeneasca este suscep-f
tibila de imperfectiune, am tinut.
lie datoria noastra sd aratam par
.ile carl nj Sc par gresite, pentru
"a eel chemati apreciind drepta-
Tea criticci sd gaseasca mijloacelc
lie indreptare. Sc pare insa ca nu
lceasta este parerea 81 parerea
l-lui ministru de finante, care
rasfatat de marele sau talent, nu
admite critna noastra, a murito-
rilor de rInd 81 in sfarcul taiosu-
lui sau interview strecoara ironia
usturAtOare contra acelor earl an
indraznit sa vada latnrile exage-
rate ale reformei propuse 81 pc
care suntem fericiti a constata ca
'ncepc lie reduce.
Giraffe. in parte 81 aratarilor
noastre. uncle cote S 'au mai redus
81 poate Sc vor mai 81 reduce, lar
rithcarea. minimului de existenta
,cutit de impozite de la 1000 lei
la 5000 lei pc an pentru unii con-
tribuabili, este cucerire obtinu-
ia de eel nevoiasi, in urma publ
carii proectelor depuse 81 a criti-
celor care Ii s'au adus.
Speram ca 81 criticize ce Sc vor
mai aduce vor avea darul sa re-
verse 81 alte imbunatatiri asupra
proectelor, lar promisiunea ce
face dl ministru i'm interviewul
dat, ca va tine seama de toate
parerile cinstite, MI va fl numai
0 vorba goala, menita sa incinte
pc cine site ce avocat naiv, ramas
GU gura cascata in fata armoniei
este din gura de sirena d-lui
ministru de finante.
Daca Ill ministru STAR fl publi-
cat de mai inaintc proectele asst
fel ca toata lumea sd le cunoasca
81 sal spuna partile gresite sau
exagerate, desigur ca opera pc
care q intreprins-o. ar fl esit multi
mai perfecta.
| Astazi inca prea putini cunosc
aceste proecte.
De la o dezbatere cat mai in
tinsa a lor nu poate esi decat .
opera cat mai perfecta 81 nu-i
putem dori decat sd indiepte All
aceea ce s'a gresit pentru ca SEQ
pul urmarit. Armonizarea tuturor
intereselor sd Sc realizeze.
('Tniversul'o
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-11-17
DISDAINED KNIFE AND FORK
swell" Fooled Both Men Who Made
Bets as to His Manner OF Eating
Breakfast.

Tex Richard said TO group Of cor
respondents the other day:
at isn't only scrappers that make
bad mistakes In etiquette. l was
eating breakfast in one Of the swell
New York restaurants one morning
when a fat man came in.
Hes one of the biggest swells In
the town. says my friend. Watch
him.
The fat man-he was dressed Ike
u princo-ordered two portions OF ham
and eggs, two Of country sausage, two
of buckwheat cakes and maple strip,
and, along with all that, mush and
milk, lamb chops, liver and bacon, fried
potatoes, oatmeal and corned beef
hash.
"An these things were brought to
him together, and he dumped them into
big soup dish and proceeded 10 cut
them up and mix them round well.
changed If that amt the worst
sight I've ever seem l said TO my
friend. III bet you three to one,
George. he eats II with his knife
"'No. no. says George. He's big
swell, l tell you. l bet he eats II
with his fork
Mr.. Richard shook his head gloom
fly.
I'VE both lost" he said. "He ate
II with ladle."
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-11-17

The Story of 7
Our States !.
By JONATHAN BRACE 4
XXXVI.-NEVADA
%#Bm NE a spani, : +
= !. :. !. !: !. i.
~ saA dject$S :,
M 49, III SNOWY : ? .
kT#Sss aaE2Y is take, OF. o. -
\SSsSS.S S<sS2T the Sierra
~SEvXnS> New adas,
those lofty mountains which sep
, arate the State from California.
I: Most of the history Of the state !
q! centers In this Western section,
! near the Sierras, and 1t is here
! that all Of Nevada's principal
. cities are located. I
d: The first white man to cross
the present state was the Fran
; ciscan Monk, Father Cares, who I
made his way across the deserts I
: to California in 1775. In 1910
Peter S. Ogden of the Hudsons
1! Bay company discovered the
.. Humboldt river, which is some
: times called Ogden river after
him.
=: The next memorable trip
! across the state was that by
! Fremont in 1S43, when he went
to California at the time OF the
outbreak of the Mexican war.
II was this war which In 1S4S
resulted in Mexico ceding large
area TO the United States, OF
which Nevada was part. When
this was organized into terri
tories. the Territory Of Utah ex-
. tended to California. The West
ern inhabitants, however, were
left TO their own resources ano
accordingly organized their own
government. Resenting the at
titude Of Utah they petitioned
q. to be annexed to California
{; In 1859 the COmstOck Lode
was discovered and Nevada had
Its own mining boom. Popula'
! ton Immediately grew by leaps
! ana bounds and In 1861 Nevada
/ Z was formed into a separate ter
] ritory. Later, portions Of Utah
I were added and the lower part
! OF the state was taken from Ari
+; IONA. Petitions for statehood
we're made but 1t was not unit
I! 1864 that Nevada became tn
! thirty-slxth state Of the Union
J Though Nevada ranks sixu
I in size with its area Of 11O,oS
! square miles, 1t has the smalles
population of any Of the A
states. Between 1900 and 100
there was a marked decrease 4
the population due to the fallin
off Of mining industry.
t0by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate
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is the worst victim of all. Many
farm dwellings are old buildings and
not rat proof, the cellar floor is us
ually earthen and the burrowing rat
easily gets in. Barns, outbuildlngs,
wood and lumber piles, open fences,
all offer places Of concealment for
the rat.
Besides shelter, the farm offers a
great variety and abundance of rat
food. Here are grains always Access
sible in field, shock, stack, NOW, crib,
granary, and bin. Here grow luscious
fruits and ~succulent vegetables. Here
are rich eggs and toothsome young
poultry, all tempting to the rat. Here.
too, are scattered abundant waste Of
ferings from feed troughs of horses,
cattle, swine and poultry. Food and
shelter everywhere Is it surprising
that rats love the farm and stay on
it?
In any campaign to kill rats, traps
dogs, cats and poisons are useful
Some of the latter are most efficient
the most reliable traps for genera
use are the inexpensive snap, or gull
%lotine, traps. Many efficient kinds are
on the market. Those that have
sheet-metal bases are not desirable
as rats fear and avoid them. SnaT
traps should be set so that they will
spring at a slight touch.
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WHAT COOP DID IT Do HIM ;

A merchant was recently %persuad-
ed to purchase an excellent parrot,
This one had travelled far and could
jabber in several foreign LIMOGES. He
ordered it sent home. That same
day his wife had ordered a fresh
spring chicken for dinner. On leav-
ing the house she said to the cook;
Mary, there's a bird coming for din
ner. Wiring its neck and have it fried
hot for Mr.. Richards when he gets
home" Unfortunately the parrot ar
rived first and Mary followed in
structions. At dinner he was duly
served. What's this?' exclaimed
Mr.. Richards.
Mary told him,
But for goodness sake, Mary he
said, this is awful. That bird could
speak seven languages"
Then phwy the divil didn't he say
something's asked Mary Journa'
of the American Medical Association
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THE SEASONS.

Little Katie sat in her corner play
ing with her dolls, but she listened
often to her father talking when he
perhaps never thought of it. She
constantly heard about his business
affairs, as he was on of the men Of
blessed memory who thought his wife
had brains enough to understand
business.
Katie was learning all about the
three Rs in one of the public schools
and was called a bright scholar.
One day the teacher asked her how
many seasons there were. Remem-
bering her fathers talks about BUSH
ness, she answered:
Two; slack and usy,'-Colum-
bia Dispatch.
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It's Time to Inaugurate.

There's a word, Inauguration,
Having foremost occupation
OF the thoughts of nearly everyone
today;
Not alone because the nation
Has a new administration,
For the word has much Of meaning
to convey.
have always had a notion
That there'd be no locomotion
If inauguration didn't do its part;
Not a ship would cross the ocean.
Nor would Moses hike 10 Goshen
Fer have taken place at all without
a start.
Friends, you know the last election
Was a step toward the correction
OF the evils which your country have
beset;
But don't let your prediction
To complacent recollection
Dull your minds to obligations still
unmet.
You, the people Of the nation,
Chose your new administration,
Which officially has struck its proper
gait;
But no party in creation
Can bring national salvation
If the people don't themselves inaug-
urate.
dIberi ~ 1idI1rp
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Lambs Are Best Docked Early.

As the lambing season draws to a
close the ned for docking and cas-
trating the lambs is brought out by
the 0. A. C. experiment station ami
NAL husbandry specialists. This
practice is often neglected by small
flock owners with the results hat the
lambs when sold on the market re-
ceive a heavy cut in price. The op
erations are simple and with ordinary
precautions in sanitation there need
be no fatal results. The work should
be done while the animals are still
young, preferably two to three weeks
old. The money saved by such prac-
tice means an attractive addition to
the profits Of the business.
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

Il wonder if it's loaded. III look
down the barrel and see"
"Oh, listen! That's the train whiS-
tie. Step on the accelerator and we'll
try to get across before it comes
They say these things can't pos
sibly explode no matter how much
you throw them around"
q wonder if this rope will hold my
weight
ITS no fun swimming round in
here. I'm going out beyond the life
lines"
Which of these is the third rail,
anyway?'
There's only one way to manage
a mule. Walk right up behind him
and chastise him"
That frecracker must have gone
out. II light it again"
Watch me skate out past the
danger sign. | bet | can touch it,
Southern Underwater.
=
Too EARLY TO SEE.
THE ending of my story has been
completely spoiled by careless proof.
reading" complained the angry
author.
"So?" replied the publisher.
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LOOKING AHEAD.

Miss Alice Paul, of the WomanS
National party, said in a lecture on
feminiSm:
Nothing angers a woman more
than an unjust accusation. Would
you rouse the sleeping tiger in the
economical housewives breast? Then
accuse her of extravaganza.
"An economical housewife told her
husband the other morning that she'd
have to ask him for a dollar more a
week on account of the high cost OF
living.
"I1l try and give you a half-dol-
lar he grumbled. That's the best
can do. You're pretty extravagant,
Amelia?'
me, extravaganza And Amelia
laughed bitterly. Well, James,
don't see how you can call a woman
extravagant who has saved her we'd
ding dress for over 80 years on the
chance that she may yet make a sec
ond marriage. ''-Detroit Free Press,
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Special Correspondence.

NEw ORLEANS, MARCH S,-Bubon-
ic plague killed ten million people in
India in 10 years.
That is why New Orleans is today
feveriShly conducting a tremendous
campaign against rats, the transmit
ter of this terrible plague.
Bubonic plague appeared stimuli
taneouSly in three ports of the United
States last Summer-New Orleans,
Galveston and Beaumont, Texas.
Wherever you find a plague vic
tim, says DR.. Heisler, Americas
greatest authority on bubonic, you
find a dead rat in the ceiling, in a hol-
low wall or under the floor. Fleas
deserving the body, carried the dis
ease TO the human victim
So New Orleans has regular NUM-
cipal guards who are Systematically
going from one building to another,
one house to another, eXterminating
rats as they go, cleaning up and &C.
menting all holes where they might
hide. Thousands of the animals are
killed every day and the hope of the
city officials is that inside of a year
the city will be practically rid of the
pests.
San Francisco conducted a similar
campaign 10 or II years ago and
probably stamped out the disease BY
so doing.
But experts say that this country
must make concerted warfare against
this filthy rodent if its people are to
be safe from bubonic plague and ty-
plus, the latter also being one of the
diseases transmitted to humans by
rat HeaS. Europe is today overrun
by swarms of rats and the animal is
increasing so fast in America that ii
is feared We are in for a plague OF
them if something is not done soon.
Three kinds Of house rats occur in
the United States, none native, but
all migrants from the Old World
Most formidable and most widely
distributed is the brown rat, known
also as gray, barn, wharf, sewer, OF
Norway rat. This rat is the worst oil
our rodent pests. 1t made its ap
pearance in America shortly before
the Revolution. 1t may be recog.
nized by its large size, robust form
blunt head and short ears.
The brown rat owes its dominance
to its ferocity, its great ~fecundity
and its ability to adapt itself to nearly
all conditions. With abundant fool
il breeds from six to ten times a yea
and produces lin the middle part o.
the United States an average o.
about 10 young to the litter. Younl
females breed when three or four
months old. The possibilities of suci
reproduction are a menace to the hu
man race. AT the maximum rate o
increase and without check, in a few
years the rats in the world woul,
consume all vegetable and anima
products, and the earth would be
come a l~ifeless waste.
Ii is the American farmer who ha
the most cause to deteSt the rat. H
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REAL MARTYR.

Not being a press agent, we'll just
call a certain popular actor, who is a
famous good fellow" Smith. A
couple of friends were talking about
him the other day, when one asked:
Has Smith a good role in the new
play?"
Most emotional he ever had in all
his career was the impressive an
swer.
Why, | didn't understand that the
play was SO much that way"
1T isn't-only Smiths part. You
see, it's one of these wet plays, and
poor Smith is being constantly offer
ed drinks which the actions compel
him to refuse. Why, he'll be a total
wreck by the end of the week. =
Los Angeles Times,
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yes, exactly so, rejoined the
author. Here at the conclusion
where the Judge looks down at the
detective and asks; Are you Pendle-
ton King?' what does the printer
make him say? Listen: The ia
nous detective snatching off his
heard replied: Il a. m
That certainly leaves the reader
in the dark, remarked the publisher,
Cleveland News.
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rest he was engaged in acrap game,
rest he was engaged in a crap game.
sir, | want you to tell the jury just
how you deal craps
Was dat?' asked the witness,
rolling his eyes.
Address the jury, sir" Numbered
the lawyer, and tell them just how
you deal craps"
"Lemme outen heah!' cried the
witness uneasily. "Fust thing | know
this gem-man gwine to ask me how
to drink a sandwich. Boston Tran
script. ....
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thousands of feet aWdy. On the right
is G. L. Wells, engineer, holding one
of the ampliferS, the greatest loud
talker" yet invented, and which it is
claimed intenSifeS sound one hous-
and billion times.
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Too MUCH.

Why did you remove your family
portraits?
"My wife was too fond Of using
them as illustrations when giving her
famous lecture on my ignominious
descent" - Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
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SMILE AWHILE
Gross IGNORANCE.

A Pittsburgh lawyer was conduct
ing a case in court not long ago, and
one of the witnesses, a burly negro,
confessed that at the time of his ar
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WHAT He MISSES.

And how are you getting along?'
we asked the eX-bartender.
Fine he replied. I'm making
more money than ever. I'm a clerk
in a hat store
And you like it?"
Eyes, it's all right, but somehow
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1921-03-10
THEY NErnEp THE MONEY.

HEY NEEDED THE MONEY.
Church. see a visitor TO Chlca-
90 was arrested the other day be-
cause he had $3.50 in his pocket.
Gotham-And it wasn't his own
money?
ooh, yes; it was proved in court
that il was his own money"
why on earth did they arrest him,
then?'
HE was trying to get out OF town
with it. "-YoHkerS Statesman.