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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
Dance and Gard Party.

,,uu,hc- uf comics Of the following
,,,.t,o,Ion have been received for de-
iiirh,ful affair TO be held by the Daush-
,,,, of Ieabella Wednesday evening OF
this week:
carroll Court Number 900. Daughters OF
Isabella.
will give an
Informal Dance and Card Party
al the
Carroll Council Club
| WcdrcSdady evening, January hith'~
nineteen hundred twrnty-one
Won arc cordially Invited tn BE- present.
Dancing, ctcht-thtrty 10 twelve.
Programs, Two Dollars.
Five hundred md Euchrc, e!Eht-th:Fly
TO eleven.
TAllies. Fifty Cents.
Ruffou IunChcon Jones Orchestra.
Misses ECfIc Mehcn and H!ta Clark ar"
cha!rmsn in cnarE" OF tn" event. with
the following efficient assistants:
MesdamcS--
" y, Lear r. r. Simon
VI - stevens Leo BOnenberEer
James Gimartin Annctta h. Gre"
or Zwickrr Thomas Paddrn
VI. J. Ford George HoII"r
f. J, Fisher Anna Is fNrd
,'hurles Vaughn John Murphy
Misses
Marie Lane nellie Moran
Janet Mehvn lr"n" N"h'n
sara Fitznatrick Virginia Wocber
ceu"v!evc White KOS" Nh'rr
jathrrinc Farley Jean Rafferty,
rol, Sicily Theresa I:"r"
cara Rose coleman Mary Sr'"i''
Catherine RYAN MIrgaT"' - HEan
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
Bride and Groom Stop
Here EnrOute to Gatun
mr.. and Mrs. Pearl Randolph Rigsr,
Married in Austin, Texas, Visit Old
Home Of Groom at Sherrard
Nave Gone On To New York From
Where They Will Sail to the
Panama Canal Zone

on Wednesday. December 90, at .
o'clock in the morning occurred the we'd
ding of Miss Florence Burdette 10 Mr..
i'earl Randolph Kigcr at the brides
home in Austin. Texas. Immediately
following the ceremony the young cou-
nle took train via st. Louis 10 Wheel
ing aud spent Friday at Mr.. kiGer's old
home near Sherrard. They have now
gone on TO New York from where they
will take ship to the cana zone, where
MIR. Kigar Is employed as electrical sup
ervisOr of locks At Gatun.
Tho romantic acquaintance of the Cou-
ple dates back nearly three years TO
the time when MIR. Kiger was stationed
nj Washington, d. G.. as lieutenant or
engineers. and Miss Burdette was con-
nccted with the bureau Of Vocational
Educa alton and was interested in the
training Of disabled soldiers.
The bride Is 4 daughter Of William
Harry Rurdcttc. superintendent OF
enuipment for the Austin Railway COM
pany The groom is we'll known here
He is son Of J. +. kigcr OF Sherrard;
was educated at the West Virginia
University and before entering the work
n, Panama several years ago he was
emplOSed in construction work for the
Wheeling Electrical company at Forty
second street. The future home OF the
couple is furnished and ready Tor their
rcCcptlon at Gatun.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
wedding Anniversary

Al their hcmc on Tweniy-nlnth street
Sunday Eevening. Mr.. and Mrs August
Rrandau celebrated th"Ir twrniy-lirsi
Wedding anniversary II delightful
manner. Several intimate friends OF the
family raihrrrd to enjoy this event, the
feature Of which WAS the tempting din-
her served hy Mrs. Brandau. The cholc-
est dciicaCics Of the season were on the
menu and the delicious wedding cake
was surprise furnished by Mr.. ana
Mrs. NJ /. l.iud"lOf ~ Martins Ferry.
Following dinner the evening was spent
IN Il socIal way with music adding to
tho pleasant hours.
Those present were Mr. and Mrs. VI.
L. l.indrloi and family OF Martins Fer
~: Mr. and Mrs. Harold Lindclot ana
family Of South Wheeling; Mr.. and Mrs.
William A.vcrs, Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Raughman and family. Arthur Bran
dau and Mr.. Jefferson. Quite an at
tractive addition 10 the party was Mr.
Jefferson, vino is with the Al tleld
Ministries. appearing at the Court the
atr- THIS clever entertainer delighted
the jolly party with his novel intcrprc-
tatlOnS.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
sUcCUMBs TO INJURY

New York. Jan. 2-t'ound on tho side
walk at Park avenue and forty-siNth
street today. unconscious and with his
skull fractured. Carl Bossclmann. %,
was removed 70 Bellevue hospital where
he died lilo was associated with his
father. Andrew G. BoSSc!mann. IN tn"
manufacture OF souvenirs and had
charge Of the concerns branch office
AZ Washington. The man Is believed to
have been injured by falling upon the
pavement.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
Acnoa Loo Circle

The regular monthly meeting OF the
,cnes .. Circle of Kings Daughters
win be held this Monday evening ut ne
homo of Miss Eleanor Tay Tor. No. Al
Sru,h rcnn street Every member ~
r,nn.s,c5 10 be in attendance as plans
for the work for the new year VIII be
discussed at this time.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
Club Dance Tonight.

At the Island club rooms this "vcninE
members of the Jolly Bunch club an
their friends will gather IN spend e
rreaSau; evening At dsr'iDE. \ r"pui1r
.,,,,.h,.ir;i VIII provide an excellent dance
r"owr,,ur and lmht refreshments will be
.rived throughout the evenins.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
%. of I. Meeting Tonight.

At the Carroll rTrh this evening ar
roll Court Daughters OF Isabella. VIII
hold regular meeting. Il feature 81 IN"
accession being installation OF thoSc
orfircrs vino were selected at one Of the
December sessions. Numerous IMPORT
ant subjects vii como up for discussion
and II is requested that all members be
out for this important meeting.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
n L. s. Meeting,

on Wednesday evening. January at
100 o'clock. Marian chapter No. !, Or
dor Of Eastern star. will hold special
meeting In the John W. Norris Scottish
Kite cathedral All Members arc re-
oucsted 10 be present
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R1sasaus Informal Affss,.
04UWUsh8I A01VHAIh'~3
'undny afternoon and evening Dr. and

Mrs. William Craig of the Island. ware
at home TO THAR many friends who call
81 to extend greetings Of tho season
Tea was dispensed TO the thronEs Of con-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
''Way Down East"

The wonder attraction OF tho con-
temporary stage Is announced for pres
rutat!on At The Court theatre, where
ID W. Griffith presents here for the first
time on Monday evening Of next week.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
rwtg ORGANIZATIONS Meet.

The var.pnr Twig "rs"nHattons Of the
ohio Valley General hospital viii meet
at The hospital Tuesday afternoon at }
o'clu,k THIS viii be an important
meeting. and all members "f the TwiGs
prr rcur"stcd 10 be- present.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
n.,.ra, Mating Of Club.


with the music department in charge.
the general meeting Of the Woman. }
club will hc held next Friday Afternoon
the seventh. in the A. .. |. w. auditori-
ranged BY Miss Caroline BrandfasS.
chairman of this meeting, scheduling I
number Of tn" most talented entertain
Crs in the vicInit;. "
Following Is the program. which will
begin promptly At two-;hirty o'clock:
Vocal quartcttc--
ca Oh, Heart of Mine ...........
........ C'"Tgh LciRhter
(h) \ Fairy Lullaby ::..;.....n;..
Mrs. II. II. A. Beach
Mrs. Edna iii rrospcvo,
Mrs. Bird Grey. Mrs & Il, Mason and
Miss Margaret Roberts.
Organ and EiaiO duet
Meditation from "Tha!S .. MaSScnct
Mrs Walter Moore and
Miss Lena Kraft.
Etrhternth Century Songs from France
Dr. clara L. sullivan.
Violin solo---
Ave Maria" ............... Gounod
Miss Eileen Hurgcr.
ta) III Ny Song Has Airy Piin!ons"
ihj "SwocthcaIt. NJ Songs Is
Mrs. W. H. knwman, Mrs. n Ia. Apln
and Mrs. Edward Handy.
King Robert or Cicily":
Mrs. Flora Williams.
Accompanimrnts A65rS TAnl TAO tn
Accommodation Miss Adelaide
Two pianos
Concerto. Orus -. ...: :Mendelsshohn
Mis- Nan Smith and Mr.. Oliver Edwards.
Select!on-Ciub chorus.
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genial folk both afternoon and eve
ming. with Mrsdames G. II. Wincher, J,
IL Fisher. w. G. Etzlcr and Henry j..
Stellar presiding at the tea table early
In the day. Those assisting In the eve
ming were MeSdames G. II. Rrndcll. ".
Y. Frazier. Elizabeth Talson and G. Fred
~
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
CASCARETS
"They Work while you SIes

Do you feel shaky-knocked ontd
You are bilious, constipated. headachf,
full of cold. unstrung. Your meals don't
flt--breath is bad. skin sailo~:s3A
Cascarets tonight for your Liver. 81
bowels and wake up clear, rosy %
cheerful. No griping-no inconveAienc
Children love Cascarcts too. 10, q,
cents.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03

Wir.>-"Ta-ta. dceric: I'll write hef1
~, end ,tAh" week" Husband-G9
gracious. Alice, you must maze
check last logger than that! --As-
Mail. -
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
League Becomes Active.

Miss Eli2dm"tlr j. IIams"r. director FOR
West NirEinit N Ia" National I.ragnc
Of Women Voters. wilt arrive In Wheel
.uu Thursday ~ this week. and that
evening Will deliver an address NJ III"
F.lks' Club under auspices Of the Wheel
ing chapter of the League o: Momch
Voters. At this meeting Miss Hau>cr
will clearly explain tn" reason fpr *urA
a National League. recount It's accom-
rlishm"ntS tn date and touch ON plans
Tor tho future. This noted speaker Is
NOT a stranger 10 WheclinG having WIS.,
ted here 4 number of years ago ana her
visit is eagerly anticipated by All VIII"
are Interested In the league.
At the general meeting for the pur-
nose of organizing 4 permanent League
of Women Voters in THIS city pra"t,
cally every woman present registered
COR membership. thus starting or
stronger than had been expected. kc-
GENTLY the executive committee met Tor
In rrirposr If dlsrosing o! a number or
details and I Wis decided 10 extend the
limo IN which L. join up 70 and includ-
ing January 6'h. Those desiring /" take
advantage of this must max" m"Mhcr-
chin ap,niCat.or 10 the League pr"si-
dent Mrs A. w i'auH.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03
w. C., T. q. Meeting,

Regular monthly meeting OF the IS
,nnI w Z. T. L will h" hcdl this even
,ng AT tho home Of Mrs W. l.. Bowman.
rre sidcnt. at a. Zane avenue. special
program has been prepared for this "c-
"a sion, the meeting Ia Conc!ud" with a
social hour during which refreshments
veil he served
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Mrs 4. w iau.i.
Alurrnae to Meet Saturday.

Saturday afternoon. IN" Sth. at ~" Y,
" g. A. auditorium AZ ca" O'clock.
members ~ the tnlleGiat" AlCmrh" As
snriatiou Will hold their January mt.
I'm, An address Of much interest VIII
49, delivered bv Miss Mary Barry. and
Miss Jennie MCGOWAN will preside.
several business matters will come up
Tor consideration rn this occasion.
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To Entertain Executive Board.

This evening at her home IN Elm
Grove. Mrs. George r. Rhcnhouse Is
entertaining members of the executive
board Of the child Study club. Follow
.nE 4 short business session, Il SOCIAL
Tine will De enjoyed, with the serving
of refreshments marking the close.
The members of this board are:
Mesdamrs-
W l. Perrin Homer jackson
II. L. Trusscll \. b. H!bliizel
stanley Floyd Lewis Eincheloe
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1921-01-03

StamIn- WI. W!ven. Weston; James
Ray and wife, Weston; George a. Ken
ing, klnswood.
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About People
Movements Of Individuals To And
Prom The CITY.
At TIE HOTELS.

Rogers-F. L. Fugus, Grafton: f. D.
Roan. Huntington; Lawrence Amos. Ne"
Martinsvillc: ]. h. Sommervilie. Wells
burg; Miss Bessie Shiblee, Huntington;
u. F.. Merritt, Cameron.
McLure-J. W. Hamilton. Clarksburg;
G. A. Lawson, Clarksburg; W. II.
Haynes. Clarksburg; .. l.. Robey, Fair
mont; John Fleming Fairmont; Edward
Shueman. Fairmont: ". II. Young. Wes-
ton: Q. c. Bradley, Fairmont; James H.
Kelley, Fa!rmont; CharTo' u. Watson.
Pine Grove; ]. J. Cummings and wife.
Weston; A. j. Hein2croth. Wcilsourg:
Mrs. c. Kiginsbotham, Fairmont; George
c. Rowell. Clarksbur6.
w1ndsor-Max c. Burdatts, Morgan
town; Fred h. Martin. Kcyser; Earl Dca-
yer, Huntington: Clinton whitman, New
Cumberland.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
Rippling Rhymes
BY WALT MASON
THE HAPPY FACE

Put on your happy face, my friend,
and seek the thronging marts, and as
on sprightly limbs you wend, cheer up
desponding hearts. One buoyant,
cheerful, whistling chap, helps others
by his mood; some delegate who sees
your map may find his hope renewed.
/ know I've felt at divers times that
life's a ten-cent game, that like a
grapevine trouble climbs around the
human frame. And, feeling thus, upon
the fence I'd lean and shed some
brine; ay. though it had no lick of
sense. this dippy course was mine.
And then some joyous Jay appeared,
with sunshine in his glim; I'd wiring
the briny from my beard and go and
prance with him. Contagious is the
cheer-up smile that happy people
wear; contagious also is the bile that
makes you seem a bear. Put on your
happy face. old scout, and see it's
rightly clamped. and as you chase
yourself about you'll have the people
vamped. They'll be ashamed of little
griefs DER which they used to sigh.
when viewing one who never beefs as
he goes whizzing by. Put on your
happy face, my boy, and tie the strings
behind. and try to show that life's a
joy, and not a dreary grind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
The Court Room Fan

Judge Joseph Schulnaan of Chicago elected
persons from the police court over which he pre-
sided on the theory that sordid curiosity at
tracted them to see their less fortunate brothers
and sisters feel the sting Of the law.
He halted a trial long enough to tell them
that the case was none of their business, and
when they failed to take the hint, he sentenced
them to two hours confinement.
The average court room fan is just as entht-
siastic about trial as is a baseball fan when his
two favorite teams playing, but while the
latter is a-natural and healthy display of enthu-
siasm the former is abnormal and misdirected.
The scandal lover goes to the court room to
be entertained either by the details of the case
or the penalty which the law inflcts upon a
transgressor.
Such persons might vent their enthusiasm in
other directions. If they are seeking entertain
ment, why not go to the public library to read
the magazines the works Of the masters :?
Hundreds of children tumbling and shouting on
the public Fairgrounds should stimulate their
jaded nerves. The public parks afford abundant
opportunity for diversion.
The average scandal fan seems to be looking
for entertainment. The court room is a poor
place to find uplifting and elevating relaxation
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
Amateur Sports

Nothing has created more widespread inter-
est in the realm of sports since the baseball
scandal than the announcement of the Chicago
Tribune that hereafter its reports of professional
baseball would be curtailed to the limit.
1t is acting on the theory that baseball is
today nothing but a commercialzed industry,
which nets its promoters thousands of dollars
The baseball scandal, it asserts, has given the
game black eye and professional gamblers have
ruined it as popular pastime.
Some Of the most eminent sports writer's in
the United States are upholding the course of the
Tribune. Many of them years ago pointed out
that the world series was potential danger spot
for the game Developments of the last two sea-
sons have abundantly proved their point.
The players themselves are not entirely ex-
empt from blame, either. Their jumping of con-
tracts and independent attitude toward club
owners have helped to create the situation, which
has induced one of the leading newspapers of the
country to openly declare that the game is not
worthy of columns of space which it formerly
received. Hereafter the Tribune will give this
space to amateur sports.
The country as whole will gain more if its
pay less attention to commercialized sports In
England, sports are looked upon as recreational
activities. In that country thousands take part
in them for the pure pleasure and enjoyment
they receive from participating in the exercise
Our citizenship will do well to look upon sports
in this light and to get in the game instead OF
paying good dollars to see hired players do the
playing.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05

CS[ (FT<fIfS/yN Au1t, anu llaI tAO
may decide 10 spend few more years
in the lower house.
Uncle Joe has been in congress, with
the exception of two terms, since his
election the first time in 1872. He
went to defeat on the issue of the Nc
Kinley tariff in 1890 and he was
swamped in the Republican catastro-
phe of 1912 Involuntary vacations, .
is the way the former speaker usual
ly refers to his two defeats. He fire.
quesntly said to his friends that he
hoped "to have a funeral at the gov
ernment's expense" meaning that he
wished to die in the harness and on
the Job, as did his old partisan foe
and personal friend, Champ Clark.
Uncle Joe now is easily the dean of
congress. He is serving his 23rd term,
which is a longer service than that of
any other man, senator or represen-
tative, in all congressional history. The
day that marked the breaking of the
record for longevity of service, that
had been held heretofore by Justin
l. Morrill, of Vermont, was the occas.
ion of a notable celebration in the
house.
For some time Uncle Joe's friends
and intimates, il is learned, have
realized that the condition of his
health required an early termination
of his public duties.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
TODAY'S- TALK
BY George Matthew Adams Can" IT, up"
ONWARDg

talked with discouraged
started out his business rs a
He had o win from but had been
tloored might He
that the experience
advice could which
this failure must be considered
believe that mi de-
termination to and on-and No
The best of life
hearts would have desires striving
Ii a sgn-ONWARD!
Frank Bacon the
peddled his years accepted
read
in of
sleep-and let million dollars
This wonderfully human
crowded
Golden
o
could tell word-Onward
hold to
to work onward
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
Correct English
Don't Say:

UOnI Say.
He is the SMARTEST PUPIL in
college.
The SPECTATORS applauded the
play.
YOURSELF and wife are going, are
you not?
The boys are old enough to take
care of THEMSELVES.
They invited sister and MYSELF.
Say:
He is the ABLEST STUDENT II
college.
The AUDIENCE applauded the play
YOU and YOUR wife are going, are
you not?
The boys are old enough to take
care of THEMSELVES.
They invited sister and Me.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
Masonic Calendar

Monday, Sept. 5-Richmond Com
mandary, No. 8, X. T. Stated con-
clave.
Tuesday, Sept. 6-Richmond Lodge
No. 1876, F. & A. NJ. Stated meeting.
Wednesday, Sept. Webb Lodge,
No "a F & A. NJ. Called meeting,
work in entered apprentice degree, be
ginning at $50.
Friday, Sept. 9-King Solomon s
Chapter No. 4, r. A. NJ. Stated con.
vocation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05

tive statement or
Congressman w. A.
Rodenberg, also Of
Illinois.
There is no doubt
about it," says Rod
enberg. Uncle Joe's
intimate friends and
his family are fully
apprised that Mr..
Cannon has made
his la IT primary
fight"
Mr.. Cannon, how
ever, asserts that he
has never told any
one he intended to
81 49, u .,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
ID0NNELLy REVIEWS
Ohio LABOR STATUS
(By Associated Press)

COLUMBUS, O., Sept 5.-Organiz-
ed labor Of Ohio today finds itself
much better off than that of many
states as far as unemployment is con-
cerned, and is standing firmer than
ever, according to T. ]. Donnelly, sec
retary of the Ohio State Federation of
Labor.
With the exception of one or two of
the large cities, no big demonstrations
were to be held today, Donnelly said.
This is due, mainly, according to him,
to lack of funds of the locals.
Most trades union organizations
either were preparing to spend the
money they otherwise would have put
into celebration for something of
tangible worth, or in the case of lack
of funds, preparing to hold quiet out
ings.
Outside of a few mill centers, most
workmen in Ohio are Americans" said
Donnelly. The labor movement in
| the state, as exemplified in the trades
| unions organizations is clear Ameri
| can. The standards of living, except
| in a few instances, are American
standards of living.
"As result of this, labor of the
state today finds itself banded togeth-
| er firmer than ever, and even though
! there is unemployment, hoping in
! optimism, and waiting in patience for
| the better days that are sure to come
soon"
The cannibals of New Guinea use
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
Memories Of Old Days
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

Attendance records in the district
and city schools of the county which
opened had been broken according to
the reports that had been recording in
county superintendent of schools c. o.
williams At the Fountain City high
school the conditions were so crowd
ed that an extra teacher had to be en-
ployed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05

with iron was at all common in the
early part of the Middle Ages. William
the Conqueror is believed to have in
troduced the art into Britain. For
centuries the art of the shoesmith
ranked with that of the scholar and
bard in England and France, and even
kings practiced the craft
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
women were arrested and the automo-
bile returned to its owner.

With handkerchiefs covering their
faces as smoke masks, members of
Hoboken. n. j., post of the American
Legion aided in removing the bodies
of 400 American soldiers when fire
of unknown origin destroyed two of
the army bases piers last week
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05

Throw my medicine away and keep on
with the Pinkham medicine. l did and
it cured me. If more women would
take your medicine they would not
suffer SO. ! have recommended the
Vegetable Compound to lots of people
and they have been satisfied. - Mrs.
MARY RHAPSToCK, 2703 Wisconsin St.,
Kenosha, Wisconsin.
When woman is beset with such
symptoms as Irregularities, intiamma-
ton, liberation, displacement, back
ache, headaches, bearing-down pains,
treat the cause of such conditions by
taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, the standard remedy for
woman ills.
-Adyertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05

Membership in the American Legion
proved its worth to Arnold Hawkinson,
Glencoe, Mimi, after his automobile
was stolen in Minneapolis recently.
Shortly after the theft police scrutin-
lied an automobile in which two wom-
en- had driven to the Jail for a visit
with a prisoner. Under the seat they
found a copy of the American Legion
Weekly addressed to Hawkins. The
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
Phonograph disks can be used a
Confessions of A Cynic.

I don't believe bone-rimmed spec
tacles necessarily denote intellectual
ity. l wear them myself.
l like to eat things which are not
good for me- In fact, l can't have
any fun eating anything else.
l am very fond of Amy Lowell's
poetry, but l do not read it because l
can't understand it.
can spend a more dismal evening
in Greenwich Village than in any
other place in the world.
| don't think the lies people tell
about one hurts him if they don't get
noised around.
| like corned beef and cabbage in
my own home, but | hate TO have
other people in the neighborhood
cook 1t.
One hard-hearted landlord in New
York has prohibited the parking OF
Fords in the lobby at night along
with the baby cabs.
Many a man is wearing a birthday
wrist watch strapped to his elbow.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1921-09-05
Who S Who In the
Day S News
JOSEPH G, CANNON

Is congress soon to lose its most pic
turesque figure? That Uncle joe
Cannon will not seek reelection at the
close of his present term is the posi-