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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-07-23
BASEBALL RESULTS
AMERICAN.

No games scheduled yesterday.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25
THEY'RE HUMAN
William Anterior Du Puy-

1t has been observed Of late in the Senate that
Mr.. Coolidge. who presides the deliberations
Of that august body, does not go out to lunch.
Instead, he takes from his desk small and un-
imposing package and munches from 1t sparingly.
The curiosity Of the members Of the Senate be-
ing aroused, Mr. New, the gentleman from In
diana, and Mr.. Moses. the gentleman from New
Hampshire. both former newspaper reporters.
were given the assignment Of ascertaining the
material from which the Vice President fed.
This developed the fact that the little package
which reposed in that gentleman's desk contained
nothing more or less than decacy which results
when grapes are placed In the sun until they
have acquired a permanent succulence. in which
condition they may be marketed. The Vice Presi-
dent eating raisins.
These reporters developed the additional fact
that Senator Sam Shortrdge Of California had
been assiduously cultivating an intimacy with the
Vice President, and drew conclusions that 1t was
he who responsible for this simple. though
unnatural. dietary system of the Puritan from
Massachusetts,. 1t was in fact the result OF
nothing more or less than typical Pacific coast
publicity plant. Shortridge wanted to get stories
just like this written about raisins.
A friend Of mine was summering down at Cree
cuth Bay Wales. which is right next to Aversoch,
where Lloyd George lives.
He heard two native welshmen commenting on
the unsatisfactory telephone service between
Creccuth Bay and London. One Of them assured
the other however, that he knew the service
would improve Immediately because he had lis
tened in on the wires while Lloyd George, who
WAS down at his old home for week or two,
administered one Of his choicest denunciatons to
+bs manager of the telephone service.
Major M. E. shearer. Of the marines, was on
-ocru,ttnr duty back in 1917 and was stationed
at Detroit One day he signed up one EDWIN
Denby. somewhat over-sized and over-ased' ana
hurried him down to Paris Island for training.
He served there as q drill sergeant ana lieu
t.nant who administered the Marine Chat
amt no never got very chummy with anybody OF
the rank Of major.
Nov. however DENLY Is Secretary Of the Navy,
ara sometimes calls admirals on the csIpe. IoI
.coldings and Major Shearer, who Is stauoneu
ytoht here in Warrington Is not offendeo wneh
the former "leatherneck" invites him 10 go usn-
ing of q Sunday. he does nearly every week.
souebody Just remembered that Senator loh
Platt used to define political economy az 20 saus
ing your operations that you didn't buy any "of'
votes than you needed.
Copyright 1919
The Washington times., 1921-11-25
Dogs Make Sheep Scarce
~ HE Germans, meeting the lack of materials,
. and cotton, were recently making fairly service

~ HE Germans meeting the lack of materials wool
and cotton, recently making fairly serviceable
suits of paper. They to the ordinary suit what
the paper collar is to the linen collar Finland is already
buying tens of thousands Of such suits complete suit
costs about much four cotton collars at the present
American price.
There talk of bringing the suits to this country But
we do not need them.
The clothing problems solution will not be found i'll
paper clothing but in greater wool production encouragedS
by the Government
not for dogs that make sheep raising impossible,
on profitable basis in well populated States, the raising
of sheep would keep down the weeds would help agrcu
ture would increase the supply of meat and reduce the
price, and supply plenty of wool for this and other
countries
Wherever there woods unused sheep could be raised
cleaning out the underbrush the lambs could be killed for
food in the fall, the carried through the winter
The who feels that his pleasure demands dog run
ming loose would not think much of dog if he realized
that dogs add about 100 per cent to the cost of wool in the
suit of clothes he wears by making wool expensive sheep
hard to raise.
One simple plan would be to put an annual tax equal
to the increased cost of wool in suit of clothes
dog thus letting of dogs know what dogs realE
cost the community and them.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25
Wifely Pride.

A mission worker says that, while waiung
for the occupant Of the first floor OF q tenement
house to admit him, he CHANGED TO overhear
two women conversing on the stairs.
One remarked that her husband always wore
a clean shirt every Sunday morning.
well. now" responded the other. II never
cares much about Sunday, but always sees
that my man has clean shirt Saturday after
Moons, because that's the time he's generally
fishtin'. and when he does take his coat off to
fight likes 10 know he looks nice an clean"
-wayutdA Talsa,
The Washington times., 1921-11-25
The Warming Sounded
BIZ "Americus''
Continued From First Columns.)

Continued From First Columns)
If we going to play the game Of world politics. we
should play like of and foresight and not like
children cappng hands and cheering pretty toys
of rhetoric and eagerly swallowing bonbons of sweet
sentimentaty.
If must be put in peril of threatening and most
dangerous European and Aatc naval and military alliance
let at least have enough and foresight enough to
begin to create friendships and mutual interests between
ourselves and other European and Asiatc nations which
may stand in good stead in future terrible day
when forced to fight both a great
for the final preservation of independence and
liberties and for the rights and liberties of the whole world
If prepare, if vast wealth to man
gigantic frontiers with floating forts, if make
friends to ourselves Of those who have to be
friends, if ready against the time Of battle ard
war; then the Republic is safe matter what storms aud
tenpests rage around her beloved and august figure
Our America, noble splendid, wonderful America,
need not fear the world in but keep
bright and our weapons ready to warriors hands
Thrice armed in her just quarrel and panopied with all
her sons and daughters love and loyalty mighty
Motherand break in pieces any foe that
at her gates and to carry sword and fire through her ample
boundaries Against her. if she is prepared and armed the
gates of hell cannot prevail.
But if lay down arms, if sink gallant ships
listen to cozenng fasehoods and eacherous pesua
then the which the Republic could quickly and
VIGOROUSLY pulse from her shores end in defeat and
humiliation
Look at mighty Spain Where her power
and her OVERSIZE domnions and commercial wealth.
Look at Holland. Where her fleets, her dominons
and her great place in the worldi
Look at Denmark. Where is the naval and maritime
strength that competed with that of Englandi
Look at F1snce Where is that navy which chal
lenged the power of England on every ocean
Look at Germany Where is that navy and where is that
wonderful merchant marine which crowdng Englands
supremacy from the and the markets Of the wordi
They all gone-each in its turn destroyed by Eng
lands policy and by alliances formed by England precisely
she has formed this AngoJapanese alliance to compass
our undoingi
And will yet go the way these other great and power
nations went defeat and the ruin of their prestige and
dominion and riches bndy follow their footsteps in
the path that being cunnngy and treacherousy
prepared for u.s.
| Be not deceived, good countrymen.
Be warned.
Preparedness is only safety.
Our strength is only defense.
the hand that first raised to scute of gal
ships and to break down wall of protection de-
well to be pased by the ghtnngs of the American
peoples wrath and indignation.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

True American
at m also soon develop that the object the entente
uH to keep Europe is and Asia IT, This means that
Germany Russia must be kept broken and subu0ated and
India must be kept broken and subugaed ana
that United States wA be left without the slight
est possibility of effective assistance from China India
Germany other possible sympathzer should
the United be attacked by England and Japan
in alliance nations uH be in alliance
Uhether they publicly confess it noFrom
tce in The Washington Times November TO- 1921 signed
"Americus"
THIS striking quotation a striking powerful review Of the
situation thoughtful consideration and
deserves enlarged comment.
Ameus begins by saying that he obvious of the confer
which merely another for
alliance"
torial
Since undenaby purpose
alliance subeuge
enente-whch first will be styled "gnemen ageement-t fol-
all this quoted paragraph undeniable
British government and the British press and the American press
kept subsidiary agents of the International Bankers ALI
and the deludd dupes Of their cunning propaganda will and
scott the possibility of England joining against America
But those who know the history of Eand to imperial
dominion will that this is policy
sueda professions deathess friendship
geon possible friends
firmly established defeating stripping her dear fendand
then the VICTIM loud land the liberty
and justice and righteousness and mperled civilization
So the beginning Engands empire So it has
since So will be long Eund empire her Imperialism
strong enough strike down rival nation and cunning enough
other help
victim
England fears and always plots against financial and industrial
rivals particularly maritime rivals
to build ships earnest England begins plan destroy
nation military, naval and financial growth.
The United States Of America Engands chief
financial and commercial rival uquesonaby
by England the record past history any way an
indication of her present purpose and future action
This definite intention destroy her main
eminent consideration Of Btain imperial pocy-woud explain
the existence and the the there
another That the safety ppeuaon Engand en-
pe in India and her possessions her lines Of
communication with her fag and New Zea
land
Japan has IN her in Engands present financial
and military conditions to fent and Inda-and
with such assistance the Hndoos Mems drive Brit
ish rule into the e.
India expelled British rule the whole empire
h Asia would collapse and with would revenues and
gpols Of two hundred years Of constant intrigue
With this club Japan conpe to continue ally in
other directions And all be quite that lose
da and her Aiac EMPIRE England would help outwt Amer
lea diplomacy and to beat America interests on the
Asa continent and the waters Of the could be n
served in that way I
AS "Amecus the alliance only exists bu
will continue to exist whether secretly openly.
Any denial Of its existence will simply diplomatic sehood and
falsehood is the normal language Of diplomacy
The Washington times., 1921-11-25
X. MILLER
HIS EDITORIAL
ON
Dx,ur DnNy1nurGG

CONGRESS votes itself a
vacation. Isn't draw
ing very big house since
arms opera opened roper
toire.
g EN- I-sPAsMoDIC fur.
loughs which legislators
grant 'emselves are among
unlisted appurtenances that
go with job.
WHEN grind gets good
w and nauseating, verbal
gladiators decide on strike
method Of enforcing demand
for rest.
NOTHING quite 30 sweet
as being able to write
yourself a pass to oblivion
when the hookworm stalks
in the offing.
TYPICAL Congressional
trick was to abrogate
MELONS, medicinal brew be-
fore tossing off leave of alb
sence.
RY this simple motion they
nullified effect of walk
out which amounts to cut
ting their own Threats.
MIR. HARDING'S first Con-
gress died peaceful de-
mise. Most Of the official
mourners had departed be-
fore rega mortis set in, and
only a handful of profess
sional pallbearers were in
the vicinity.
CORPSE will come to life
again in different form
early in December. May be
more malignant-who can
tell7
TAXATION gumboil given
i little temporary treat
ment, but doctors missed
complete cure by distance
Cox avoided White House.
CECOND operation may be
~ more successful provided
patient doesn't die in mean
time. Tax plaster is waving
over works like star-span.
kltu Dhiillois
ECONOMIC boil weevil il
- one blister that needs
lancing badly. Little bug
burroughs deep into domes-
tic status and impedes ma
tional progress.
CONGRESSIONAL exit will
~ not he for long. Next
month"; find 'em back there
with thumbs in vest arm
holes chewing the fat with
gestures.
A MON the important
IA chunks of legislation
that were successfully
overlooked Ii the bonus.
Which In no way to treat a
soldier,
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

RY this simple motion they
nullified effect Of walk
out which amounts to cut
ting their own threats.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

CORPSE will come to life
again in different form
early in December. May be
more malignant-who can
tell7
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

A MON g the important
"A chunks of legislation
that were successfully
overlooked Ii the bonus.
Which In no way to treat a
soldier,
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

CONGRESSIONAL exit will
~ not he for long. Next
month"; find 'em back there
with thumbs in vest arm
holes chewing the fat with
gestures.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

TYPICAL Congressional
trick was to abrogate
MELONS, medicinal brew be-
fore tossing off leave of alb
sence.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

CONGRESS votes itself a
vacation. Isn't draw
ing very big house since
ayms opera opened roper
toire.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

NOTHING quite 30 sweet
as being able to write
yourself a pass to oblivion
when the hookworm stalks
in the offing.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

EMI.SPASMODIC fur.
loughs which legislators
grant 'emselves are among
unlisted appurtenances that
go with job.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

ECONOMIC boil weevil is
- one blister that needs
lancing badly. Little bug
burroughs deep into domes-
tic status and impedes ma
tional progress.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

TAXATION gumboil given
i little temporary treat
ment, but doctors missed
complete cure by distance
Cox avoided White House.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

WHEN grind gets good
w and nauseating, verbal
gladiators decide on strike
method Of enforcing demand
for rest.
The Washington times., 1921-11-25

CECoND operation may be
~ more successful provided
patient doesn't die in mean
time. Tax plaster is waving
over works like star-span-
gled banner.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24

QUICK POSSESSION & EASY TERMS
Good six room home on paved street
with steel. bath, electric, gas. water aud
kitchen sink. large basement nice lot
for $500 gov vacant. snap this up
quick"
Seven room home fine condition. cleo
trio. gas, water. sink. street graded. side
walks, curb, garage. fine corner lot with
shade FOR $3.50
Bungalow nicely located with fine lot.
electric, furnace. bathroom mot plm'dl
street graded, sidewalks and curb. Prac-
tcally new, and six nice rooms for
$3.50
Splendid strictly modern home with
garage fine lot with beautiful shade and
near one Of oar best city parks for $500.
Attractive strictly modern Z room home
on paved street in Al residential locality.
has neat hip roof 10x1S garage and nice
cemented driveway. Priced for quick
sale no $500
a. NJ KIRKLEY. Realtor. 10 y Main
ST. con ground floor. Side entrance
Saturday afternoon Lincoln 2s31 or
S34
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24
FARMS FOR SALE


50 acres heavy clay land slightly roll
ing. Near North Liberty. broom brick
house. bank barn 40XS0. SilO. granarv.
All buildings in good condition. Well
fenced. Can be handled with So 600 cash.
1S2 acres heavy burr oak land North
west one and one half miles of Iincocln
Highway. l. acres 81 timber. 10 acres
or orchard. one OF the best In this Sec
ton. balance. all under cultivation.
Good 10 room house and broom tenant
house. large bank barn. corn crib. wagon
shed. hog h1usCs. garage. All buildings
I'm good condition. ONE OF THE BEST
PAYING FARMS ~ WARREN TOWN
SHIP.
OTHER FARMS that are well located
aud worth the money. 81 acres. 240, a.
20 10. .. ia 712 and 40. Am these
have good buildings
W ID. pTNNAHOO, Reaitor
Room 4, Farmers Trust Bldg.
Phones. Lincoln lJ1s Res Harrison
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24
CLASSIFIED DISPLAY
REAL. ESTATE FOR SALE


DUP LA-1 r..u.s l- each depart
meut, rsDt-lte ru..s and Easements
modern. ass rart oak finish. freplaces.
etc.. close &c.. 81 good Investment or
home t-ri~e $1,000. reasonable terms
WEST LASALLE-9 rooms, bath.
water. gas. lot 53s l's; close IT,; vacant.
Price $3.50. term
WOODWARD AN-7 rooms; modern.
square e. be. rue ic at'-l. Price $1,000
SIX ROOIS-Modern and CARA ge
fuIl att and Easement. A bargain
close in. north easy terms.
NORTHN r-SI--F room bungalow +.
modern possession May $500. easy
terms.
SOUTH SCOTT ST-Modern good
corner lot rlCEe iu. price $1,000
KEASEY. EAST-Seven rooms, mod
eru. garag2: - 500. terms.
uTBATL AN.-Seyen rooms. modern,
close 90 Michigan. price $500. terms
NXOIGHT AND BRADFORD
Ground Floor, Union Trust Building.
Phone LincOln Oil.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24
FINANCIAL
Rnslnes. opportunItIes.


ADD FROM 80 90 800 weekly 20 your
income operating e. mail order business
0f your own with our original man
order plan. Can be operated uA any
one anywhere for few dollars capital
This is a genuine oner made ~
$4,000 nail order corporation. write
for free plars, bank references and
proofs The Continental Service Co,
kandolph a1d Green ste, Coieago. III:
BUSINESS CRaSCES-And all Kinds
Of Investments for sale shoe stores,
Workingmens furnishings. soft drink
parlors, grocery stores. hotels, roOming
houses. shoe repair shop; also good
lease for garage; must be sold az once
bee Beyers. room rs. Odd feilows
Bldg. Open evenings: also SundaYA
20 o. M Phone Main 19s3-
LOCAL MANAGER WANTED by sue
cessful brokerage firm, doing business
with we'll rated concerns Throughout
the country Position requires man OF
ability with business experience ana
commercial banking. connections. Posi-
lively no investmerr is required, how
ever business will require part time
az first and until well-established To-
cally. Tremendous earnings possible
for right man. possessing necessary
qualifications, as 20 executive and sales
ability The commodity we handle u
a staple. always I'm demand ana Whlch
our large buying facilities. permit US
20 sell at less than average market
prices. Local branch should pay from
900 70 $4,000 first year according
Co population and ability of manager
Position must be filled a. once 10 sup
ply local demands Send your appll-
cation eOday. Guarantee Coal Mining
Co. 1925 Como Bldg, Chicago, III.
MANAGER-Large manufacturing cor
pOration wants capable men 60 open
branch office and manage saleSmen
800 10 1000 necessary; handle your
own money. Exclusive rights; patent
ed article; money making possibilities
unlimited. VIII pay expenses To Bal
timOre If you qualify. Address Mr..
Clemme- Salesmanager, 6O3 y. Eutaw
ST. Baltimore, Nd.
WANTED-To buy working interest in
established profitable manufacturing
business - years office experience
good executive. six years successful
travelling salesman. clean record have
81 900; business must stand rigid in
vestigation. Write Box AIS, News
Times
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24

$4,000 viii buy n seven room house
located in INC northwest part Of
the, city Tt ; house mas plumbing
for the bath and kitchen. electric
lights, gas, . bedrooms. rooms
first floor; nicely decorated: side
alley lot. = block from car line;
paved street with all assessments
paid. Possession May l. Farmers
Trust Bldg. Phone Main 400.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24

YOUR ELECTRIC CLEANER and
Washer needs the proper oil. We have
IL I'm small cans II TIE right con-
sistency for an types OF machines o.
W Schanner 10. opp. POstofhce. Dis
tributors for Butterfly Washers and
ROYAL Cleaners
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24
WHITCOAIB & KELLER

Vassar Park a new 7 room house
now ready fcr occupancy. Colonial
in design Snd most conveniently
arranged extra large living rooms:
pleasant difiLg room. large kitchen
pantry, enclosed porch, = bedrooms
ana closet'. large basement floor
drain and laurdry connections: ex
cellCnt furnace. This house is also
equipped with hot and cold water.
Terms, payment down. balance like
rent Phone Main 400 Whitcomb
and Keller, F1Tmers Trust Bldg.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24
CLASSIFIED DISPLAY
RI EsTAIE % -



some ~ uur many H.mT- UIr nW
prizes and m.uJ usfuz- ulF please
you
in North West ANA south EE~f 70
situated HH Dave mIrE mnfnr. hrnga-
lows beautiful u CONSTRUCTION San p.
With 8 or G rooms and terF elaborate iu
hulsh frirrs range from S-cn rr
Ntp0U
North West Neat sfu-.n home I1 GOOD
uei 81 hnrl1nl. rooms. Tarf.r rnt.r n
>hruhherf grapes and berries Dot ak
10 S-.NO-.fUrms
Near Jefferson BLVD. East. IDEAL Ira1-
ton. Bright. clean rafr. co. ROOMS.
partly modern. $500. 5000 .ash ur viii
trade equity GOT good CAR
Southeast Neat bungalow hrTf 4
years rooms. partly modern FaE
basement garage. LARGE lot So 900
terms
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24
AUTOMOBILES


$500 49,, foT reuj at ~ Balue ay
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24

FOR SALE on PAYMENTS
South Lafayette >ts room house
electric lights, and CITY water possession
North Francis st. - 10 room house
bath toilet. city water heater. electric
lights. gas. Price 5000
Miami ST room house with gas. wa
ter bath electric. on car lines and paved
street. possession in 20 DAYS Price S4,-
600 81 800 down and q real bargain
North 9Th SIT room house. posses
sion 90 days. Price s. $50 500 down.
Iowa St room house, electric lights.
possession Immediately Price 5000.
5000 down
TAYLOR ST room house with gas.
possession Immediately. Price $500.
Crescent Avenues room house. water.
toilet gas Price 50 30 500 down f:
within blocks ~ center ~ town.
S. A. ROBINSON & SONS
12l \. Main ST
FOR QUICK SALE
So-acre farm. q miles from Elkhart.
7-rOom house. fine Zig bank barn. other
oUthuildiucs. large bearing orchard. at
tractive price. immediate posse -.rr can
be arranged. Act quickly.
10-acre farm. near Bertund. Michigan .
good. comfortable house. nice Young or
ctard sI00 cash. balance easy terms
50 acres orr Michigan state line coo1
brildinC asa ld fine bearing orchard. about
one-haf ~ this IS BLACK SANDY loan
We c8E accept a trade. either Nles or
south Bend citv property on this
10 acres. three miles from Niles on
Tdw3rdshurc road. good buildings end
fences Mostly black loan VIII ac-
ccnt South PEND city property iu trade
balance reasonable terms
~ acres > Il miles northeast ~ North
Liberty large brick house and : 5cI barn.
Price SO on
COLPAE3T REALTY CORP
fi1rk7-onc Bldg
Phone lincoln 2f-o. Open venings Z o.