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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1921-09-28
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Every time the Ku Klux its heart
all over the world.
The latest song hit: "The Ku Klu,
not like it useter."
Landlady-If you are Hungar!
Ill have the chef to Russia dinner.
The motto Of that Chicago woman
who had four husbands evidently
nlst be: "The more the marryer."
We are determined not to at
tempt squib on the most evident
topic of the street.
A New York man held thirteen
diamonds in a card game. In some
places that would have been fatal.
Abraham Butterman and Miss
Susie Jersey are engaged. Who can
suggest a good pastor to officiate?
California and its laws are a
thorn in the side of Japan" says
Prophet Wright. Cslifornia's out
laws are thorn in everybody's side.
Bolshevik Russia is said to hail
the United States as the "seat" of
capitalism. Yes, but the same needs
patching in spots. -.
Germany can't pay, says Hugo
SHINES, the German capitalist. A
lot of individuals have the same COM
plant. .?
1; A woman who found boil weevils
in the milk wants to know whether
TO poison her COW. We would suggest
that she poison the weevils.
Ireland and England are still max
ing counter proposals. Wonder
which will be first to hop over the
counter. ..,.
Pres. Gam. Harding was very
apologize about asking the Survey
or General of the land Office to re-
sign. The president had best make a
more general survey next time.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1921-09-28

; A woman who found boil weevils
in the milk wants to know whether
TO poison her COW. We would suggest
that she poison the weevils.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1921-09-28

A New York man held thirteen
diamonds in card game. In some
places that would have been fatal.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1921-09-28

Ireland and England are still max
ing counter proposals. Wonder
which will be first to hop over the
counter. ..,..
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1921-09-28

Germany can't pay, says Hugo
SHINES, the German capitalist. A
lot of individuals have the same COM
plant.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1921-09-28

We are determined not to at.
tempt a squib on the most evident
topic of the street.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
HER LOVE DREAM SHATTERED
Naughty Georges Late Hours Respon.
sibie for the Ache In Heart
Of Young Wife.

The mother Of the young husband
went to the bridal nest, and found her
taughter-in-law In tears.
my child" she gasped, what Is
the matter2 Has anything happened
to Gecrge?"
mo" sobbed the young wife; but
my heart Is b-breaking. He's taken
to stopping out late at night"
"What, already" said his mother,
In CONSERVATION. ut doesn't sean
possible. How late does he stop out,
dear-yery late?"
"Well," said the bride. you know
he usually leaves his Office at half
past five. The night before last he
didn't get home till half-past SIX. and
last night she sobbed bitterly, '',ast
night 1t was a quarter to seven! What
shall ! do?"
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
EVERYBODY SEES A
CHANGE IN FATHER
Grateful Son Says His Father
Looks Like Different Man
Since Taking Tanlac.

my father has suffered from
chronic stomach trouble for over
twenty years and has paid out thou
sands Of dollars for medicines and
doctors" said u. w. Slayton. we'll.
known Cobb County farmer. living a
short distance out Of Atlanta, Ga.
I'VE tried nearly everything trying
to cure him and he went OF to the
Springs, thinking maybe the water
might help him. but 1t just looked
like nothing would reach his trouble.
Then he tried dieting and lived on
liquid food until he almost starved,
but even that failed to do him any
good and he just kept going from bad
to worse.
q" don't guess there ever was a
case as stubborn as his. and II there
ever was a confirmed dyspeptic he was
one Of them. and ! guess he would
have been one yet II 1t hadn't been
for this Tanlac.
"The first we heard Of this medi.
cine was when my father saw an ad-
yertisement In the papers from parties
he knew In Tennessee. who were
friends Of his and he knew what they
said about II was the truth. so he got
It right away and began taking 1t.
Well, sir. II acted Just like magic
everybody notices the change In IA.
ther. Why, he is just like a different
man and sits down to the table and
eats like farmland. Only yesterday
be ate pork and turnips for his dinner
and ate SO much We were actually
afraid he was going to overdO the
thing, but he laughed and said nothing
hurt him now and that he was hungry
and expected to eat and make up for
lost time.
Now, when a medicine will do
things like that l think people ought
to know about 1t, and I want to say
right now that l would not give one
bottle Of Tanlnc for all the other
medicines and health resorts In the
country put together"
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
Observation-Disclosures.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
/ NOT HARD TO MAKE CHOICE
Probably Lester Could Have Deter.
mined Without the Appeal to
His Physical Feelings.

Two men passed away. One had
been born, and In due course admitted
to the bar, soon ran for office, was
elected continuous Hon. until at
last he went to his reward, such us It
was. And the local paper gave him an
obituary rs long as your arm.
The other man followed In the foot.
steps Of his brawny sire, and became
a maker Of harrows. He was indus.
trious and honest, and for years the
Hilllgoss harrows which he whacked
out by hand were known nearly all
over the country as reliable utensils,
By-and-by he, too, passed on. The
paper announced his demise In a few
lines and spelled his name wrong.
Now, tell me, Lester, which Of those
men would you rather have been1 Do
not say the former, or I'll slap your
jaws for you and not let you 70 to the
picture show, either.-Kansas CITY
Star. a
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
El1|9a|A||]||l|||||N||S
All Run Down
NowFeeIs Fine
6fonl0 Ended
HE Troubles

"Eatonic is the only thing I have
found to stop my heartburn and ]
think It has been great help in
nervous SPELLS" writes G. G. johnson.
An upset stomach may cause lots
Of suffering all over the body. Eatonic
helps In such cases by removing the
cause Of the misery, because 1t takes
up and carries out the excess acid
and gases and keeps the digestive or
gans In natural working order. A
tablet after meals is all you need. Big
box costs only tribe with druggists
guarantee.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
opulenes.

Opuienco.
Parke-Well. I've Just had con-
siderable Increase in my income.
Lane-Wonderful! Must be a great
help.
ut is. 1t has extended my credit
80 much that my wife can run into
debt twice as much as she could
Life.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23

either, II they had the
vitality animals get from
their blood.
Rich, wholesome blood
gives bodily vigor, and Il
hot weather lays you low,
start now to fortify your
vitality with a good tonic
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
Be Sure to Keep Blood Pure
In Summer

Nature intended all creatures TO
Withstand the normal changes Of
the seasons. You never saw q wild
animal collapse from heat, did you7
People wouldn't get eknocked out"
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23

that win drive the impurities out
and leave your blood stream nour-
ishing and robust.
S.S.S., the well known herb alter
ative, Is fine for this; get It from
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23

your druggist today.
Then write US about your
condition, addressing
Chief Medical Advisor,
843 Swift Laboratory,
Atlanta, Ga. We will
send you free medical
advice suited to your In
dividual case.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
\ BRIEF RECORD OF PASSING
EVENTS IN THIS AND FOR.
EIGN COUNTRIES
IN LATE DISPATCHES
ooiNGS AND HAPPENINGS THAT
MARK THE PROGRESS
OF THE AGE.
,wrr.r y-..p,p.t I sLen X.r s.,,e. !
WESTERN

The steamer Queen. which was r"'
ported disabled aud dr,ft ~ Oft the
Oregon cuuNt, was tuk"n ~ tnW by III.
Steamer Johanna Su'h rnd bruiglii
Ia Sn FrnnciSro III on n. which
has shout 10 Im~stI-"-S md n crew
nf fifty. was nm her way from Seattle
/" san Fran iS,u.
Cnpt. l.nold AUuniSon and his band
al Ar,Ii" explorers huyr been Rescued
from liz" frozen north after u two.
mouth battle with The element, follow
ing iii" disabling "f lhc.r pllrr ship
N"U'Ie. Amln,s"n and his men were
iandeh safely N Nome. Alaska. ne
c"r1l'"" To messages reaching San
Francisco
Tie IIupcrIul tnrurI of the Myst.r
Shrine IN the. rlnSiu,. session of II,
convention at brS Nn'nrs npprnpri
g'ud SiDWO for relief ~ flood suffer
"rs IN Pueblo, Colo. Only one member
OF III lcbcI pa,rol OF Denver attended
the cunclarc there after S.3ODO that
was rn 'srd for sending the whole out.
III was turned over entirely 10 flood
relief committee in Pueblo.
The Pnulsen ranch at Lewiston, the
best farm In Trinity county. California
has been sold for $4,000 to Lewis Gar.
della. an Droylllc gold miner, who will
turn the alfalfa fields uf the ranch
upside down to get the Sl,500,O0D In
placer gold which the log Of the pros.
prctor's drill holes says is III re. The
farm Of 200 acres is split by the Trim.
ity river, which will furnish water for
the dredging operations.
Alchu"I John Nolan, i2.ycnr.old stu
dent at the University of Washington
In Seattle. and called hy psychology
experts the Intelligence test wizard
Of the United States" again surpassed
all competitors In n test nj the unlvrr-
sity, according to William L. Wilson.
instructor In the department Of psy-
chology This time II was the shot,
gun test. and Nolun. besides scoring
~, seventeen points ahead Of his
nearest rival, occupied but twenty-five
minutes, five minutes less than the al
iotted time.
A total Of fIfty-one suits to recover
strike benefits" paid out during the
general strike In Tacoma. Wash, in
1919 has been filed In n Justices
Court. The suits were entered by the
boilrrmakcrs. iron ship builders and
helpers, local No. 56s, and demand re-.
payment Of money advanced 10 union
members on strike more than two
years ago. The informailOns filed By
the union Hllcgc that money advanced
to destitute workmen was In the form
uf temporary loans, and was not to he
considered ns n strike benefit glft
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
Try This

Try This.
To prevent the gloss coming of q
your white paint wash 1t with milk
and little soap. That will be much
cheaper than repainting and is efIec-
tive.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23

A word to the wise is sufficient
the difficulty lies In finding out who
are.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
WASHINGTON

The United States Harness Company
will ignore President Hardings order
unnuling the contract which the hnr
ness company has with the War De
partment for the disposal Of surplus
harness, Frank J. Hogan. counsel fol
the harness concern has announced In
Washington. Hogan called Mt tn,
White House and served notice that
his clients are OF the opinion that the
President has no authority To annuI
the contract and will ignore his action
Harris Lipschtz, an American cItI
zen, has been murdered in Haiti, nc
cording to advices received at the Of
flee of Representative Siege! in Wash
ington. Lipschitz was engaged in bust
ness on the island, it was said. Inyes.
tigation has been ordered by Major
General Lcjeune, commundant of the
marine corps.
The British dominons will not con
sent to any renewal Of the Anglo.Jap
anese pact which Is dlstasteful to the
United States, Mark Sheldon. Aus
tralian high commissioner. declared In
Washington. Commissioner Sheldon
came to Washington for conference
with British Ambassador Geddes be-
fore going to England to attend the
imperial conference.
Differences between Major General
Menoher and Brigadler General Nit
chell, chief and assistant chief, re-
spectively. Of the army air service
have been satisfactorily" composed
by Secretary Weeks. General Memo,
her has withdrawn his letter request
Ing the relief of General Mitchell from
his assignment, II was said, at the re.
quest Of Secretary Weeks.
Brown sugar sold at auction for .
cents per 100 pounds In New Orleans
Five thousand bags, brought last year
from Guatemala In the sugar rush, .
brought from Y to u cents pound at
a government auction. The prices oh,
tained were not sufficient to pay the
duty.
Maj. Gen. Peyton G. March, chief OF
staff Of the army, will retire from ac
tive service on Nov. l. He will be sue
ceeded by General Pershlng on July
and viii 70 on leave at that time unit
his retirement takes effect, Secretar,
Weeks has announced.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-27
LIPPINCOTT TO BE
LUNCHEON SPEAKER
To Give Address at Inter
Nation Trade" Meet
ing.

The address Of the day. South
Bend and Foreign Trade" will be
given by DR.. c. A. Liprincott OF the
Studebaker corporation. at the
"Inter-Nation Trade Lvncheon" 20
be held at the Chamber of Com
merce Monday noon.
Fifty students from Notre Dame
university will be present as guests
OF the Chamber. The students rep
resent the following countries:
Chill. Peru, Brazil Columbia. Next
co, Salvador, Cuba, China, Uruguay
Guatamala and the Philippine
Islands. The faculty of the univer-
sity VIII be represented by Rev.
James Burns. j. O'Hara, J. McGinn
and Ignatius Mendcz.
With the business men IF the city
the students viii make an intensive
tour through the various manufac-
turing centerS Of the city. They will
visit Stude bakers. South Bend
Lathe Co, O'Brien Narnish Co,
Singer Co. South Bend Bait Co.
South Bend Plow Co, the Watch
Co. and other concerns.
Trips will be made Wednesday
and Friday afternoon of next week
and thereafter two factories a week
will be covered and inspected on
Thursday mornings
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-27
Kitchen Economies
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THIS
VERSATILE FOOD?

In Spain il Is called aguacate. In
Ere rec Il appears on the bright mar
ket stalls as avOcat. In Cuba and
Mexico il is relished as avocado. In
Peru II Is DOita. It's discOverer chris
tened il ahusacaquanhuitl. But in
California and Florida. from which
states il is distributed, it is called the
alligator pear
Alligators and pears have nothing
in common, and ii is a strange anal
Ogy that they should be linked to-
gether in this excellent salad fruit
which is neither alligator nor pear.
But the foolish name must remain.
The American growers cannot In
crease the palatability of their prod
uct by the simple addition of still
another nOm-de-p lume-as did the
United States Bureau of Fisheries by
notwithstanding the hOmCly dOCfish and
sending ii 20 market as graylish. ALI
gator pears Will remain alligator
pears until they have become thor
ouEhiy Americanizcd.
How do they grow. some one may
asked. WV on tree. of course. a
tall tree. from twenty to sixty feet
high. having long leavcS-!ike the
leaves of the banyan tree-that grow
in whorls well up toward the top.
In time the green. sweet blossoms
develop into the fruit. which is pear
shaped or round. brilliant green.
green and red. or deep purple. ac-
cordine TO the locality in which it
gcOwS-the color NOT affecting the
fla yor in the least
Tho yield per tree ranges from so
to 500 pears. but American growers
average from one 10 two hundred a
tree. The fruit must be picked by
hand by skiuful pickers with long
ladders and light baskets. The fruit
can he cooked AZ we'll as eaten raw.
The lime is the natural affinity Of
the pear. and mayOnnaise dressing
made with mustard its natural en-
envy. In Mexico the pulp OF the pear
lime juice are added and the but
ter" then is spread on the tomillas-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-27

I fancy Allen Drake was decid-
edly sulky under his suave exterior
as he offered each OF Us an arm
with the touch Of old world exaS-
gerated courtesy which he always
affects-befOre the world war ne
knew intimately every European
capital and most OF the Orient.
1 have long suspected-and know
THAI Lillian shares my feelings
that the brilliant secret agents one
weakness is A touch Of almost wo-
manish vanity over his own unde-
niable good looks and powers Of
fascination. I knew, Of course, that
this trait must have been fOstered
by the silly admiration of women
for his good looks. his touch Of
court manners. the mystery when
hung about him. and above all for
the masterful, irritating way in
which he puts away from him all
suggestion that woman might be
other than a doll. beautiful or not,
as nature had designed her.
FOR. although there are many
women like Lillian and me 10 whom
this manner is a maddening thing
when IL isn't intensely amusing. il
is useless 10 disguise the fact shat
there are also many women for
whom cave man tactics" have the
greatest appeal.
Allen is so used to having wo-
men metaphorically look up in his
face and murmur rs the world
round p Lillian said one day when
he had been especially grand
seigneurish IN his manner to me,
that he actually doesn't know
what TO do when woman shows
signs Of human intelligence. He's
gradually gotten used 70 me-now
that isn't as conceited as IL sounds.
so don't throw anything at me-but
I'm old and weather beaten, and
you're young and. well. YOU ought
20 know you're undeniably lovely.
He isn't accustomed 20 finding good
looks ACCOMPANIED by common
sense and gray matter. It's too
much for you TO have both. and Il
vague initiates Allen and upsets his
theories.
He has an idea" she went on.
ignoring the embarrassed flush
which direct praise always brings
TO my cheeks, that the way TO win
woman is to fatter her beauty,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-27
Try NEWS-TIMES Wanf Ids
RHEUMATISM
LEAVES YOU FOREVER

Deep Seated Uric Acid Deposits Are
Dissolved and the Rheumatic Poison
starts to Leave the System within
Twenty-fOUr hours.
Every druggist In this country Is au-
thOrized to say TO every Rheumatic SUI
ferCr that II two bottles OF Alienrhu.
the sure conquerer Of rheumatism does
not stop all agony, reduce swollen Joints
and DO away with even the slightest
twinge OF rheumatic pain, he will gladly
return your money without comment
Allenrhu has been tried aud tested for
years ami really marvellous results have
been accomplished In the most severe
cases where the suffering and agony wa :
intense and piteOus and where the pa
tient was helpless.
Mr. James II. Allen. the discoverer OF
Allenrhu, who for many years suffered
the torments II acute rheumatism. de-
slres all sufferers to know that he does
not want cent OF auyone's money un
less Alenrhu deCisively cOnquers this
wors tot al disease. and he has instruct
ed Wettick's Original Cut Rate Store 10
guarantee IL In every instance. Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-27
Revelations of a Wife
My Hear and My Husband
BY ADELE GARRISON

20 do the deliberately courteous
stunt at times. and to disparage her
mentality and treat her with pol
ished brutality at others. You
mustn't mind him. child"
But" / stammered Indignantly
he surely isn't trying TO win me
Moor" she asked. and before
she could elaborate on the mono
syllable we had been interrupted.
to my intense relief. and that par
ticular topic had never been re-
sumed.
The conversation. especially the
monOSyllable with which Lillian
had closed IL, came back 10 me
with troubling force as with my
hand on Allen brakes arm I walk
ed into the dining rOOm-which
Lillian has transformed into a won
derfUi reproduction OF an old Eng
lish refectOry hall. IL was asSOciat-
ed with the memory OF the last time
I had seen Allen Drake. the night
after he had Cleverly opened the
secret drawer in Kenneth Stock
bridges desk. thus solving the mys-
terry which had enveloped the death
OF MHly Stockbridge. That night
at dinner he had exhibited in his
conversation with me all the meth
DDS which Lillian had mentioned,
and had succeeded not in fascinat-
ing me, but in arOusing Dicky's
jealousy to such an extent that the
result had been most unfortunate
for me. Had he been really trying
to-
Mr.. brakes voice. suave, courte-
Gus. yet with the hint Of talking
down" that so irritates me, broke
in upon my reflections.
81 suppose since the price Of ev
erything has gone up that the ira
ditiOnal penny will be wholly mad
equate to offer you" he drawled.
started. and 10 my horror found
myself unable to keep from flushing
hotly Had ne guessed, I wondered.
in panic, that the thoughts for
which he was Offering a coin had
been about himself2
They're not worth even a half
penny" I said. trying to sreak
lightly
"Ah-hi" He smiled down at me
aggravatingly. Then you surely
must have been thinking about
me-"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-27
No Sleep Brings
Nights of Fear
Remarkable Recovery From Merry
Gus Exhaustion by Wheelcf's Nerve
NitaliNer-Induccd sound Sleep.

Mrs. Florence Sanders, Chlllicothe.
Ohio. writes.
I had peculiar spells that affected
my heart so that / would fall wher-
ever I might be. I had a terrible
fear at night which I cannot explain.
] imagined all kinds OF horrible
things would happen 20 me. even
that 7 would die and would CRY out
at the least noise.
AT one time l was 50 far gone I
could not speak my name or know
where I was. Ny memory left me
and / thought I was going crazy
I took the Wheeler's Nerve NitaliNer
and am now a different person can
sleep we'll and am not afraid of
anything and go around the house
singing all the time Am now as
well as I ever was and your rem
edy saved my life.
Insist on Wheeler's Nerve Vital
iXer. Il is dependable a7d safe-
does not contain alcohol or habit
forming drugs. In effective use for
60 years.
S1.1O per bottle at drug stores or
by prepaid express SAMPLE bot
tie for ten cents 10 help pay cost OF
mailing The J ". BIant Co. Dept.
II. Albion. Mich. ADV.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-27

is beaten TO a paste: pepper. salt and
native pancakes. They also scallop
the pulp with cheese and hot season.
ing.
Peruvian Soup.
Beat the yOlks of two eggs into Il
cupful of heavy cream. Pour this
into a pint of rich chicken broth.
heat in a double boiler. add the pulp
Of one pear. diced. and boil gently
until thickened. Serve with toast
squares.
Ccylon Curry.
Dice the pulp of one pear. Beat
the yO,k OF one egg into a pint Of
cream. adding n teaspoonful each Of
curry powder and butter, and a half.
teaspoonful of rice -four worked to
paste. Stir until the curry is thick
and smooth, then add the diced pulp
of the pear. pepper, salt and a little
sugar.
Creamed Pears.
Make a rich cream sauce, add the
juice Of an onion and a half-cupful
of grated cheese. Add n diced pear.
and cook five or six minutes after
begins 10 simmer. Serve on toast.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-27
Col. 50 +).,5
"Pape'S Cold Compound is
Quickest Relief Known

Don't stay stuffed-upl Quit blow
ing and snunHnEi a dose OF "Pape $
Cold Compound" taken every two
hours until three doses are taken
usually breaks any cold right up.
The very first dose opens CloEged
nostrils and the air passa ges OF the
head; stops nose running: relieves
the headache, dullneSs, feyerishness
"Pape's Cold Compound" costs
only a few cents at drug stores. 1t
acts without assistance, tastes nice
contains no quinine-Insist upon
Pape's, -Ady.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-27
CHINESE FAMINE
FUND INCREASING

South Bends interest in the al
levation of the famine condition ex-
listing in nOthern China has been
manifested during the past week
through the liberal checks which
have been forwarded TO the St.
Joseph Loan & Trust Co. The fund
has been greatly augmented by "A
contribution of more than $1,000
from the First Presbyterian church.
other contributions have been re-
ceived from individuals and organi-
cations in the city and have been
placed in the St. Joseph Loan x
Trust Co. which institution has been
authorized as a depository for the
South Bend area.