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Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
COULDN'T BLAME LITTLE JOE
Small Darkey Had a Perfect Defense Against Teachers lntimation of
 Disobecience.

At a social gathering of some dark ieS in Geosgia town two men-ers fell to disputL1g which had the smarter children. Tom Lee was proclaimed the victor when he came to tlle front with the following
 De other day my little boy Joe went to school with his little dawg. De teacher gifts mad with nah boy and tells him to go back home as quick as he can and take de daWg an never bring him back no mo. Little Joe do jest like de teacher tell him. Bimeby little Joe goes back to de schoolhouse and jest as soon as he sets hisself down little dawg comes in an goes right up to where little Joe sets. Den de teacher gifts mad again and says: Joe, why do you bring back dat dawg when 1 tell you not to?
 "Den little Joe he stan up and say, Teacher dis ain't de same dawg: he's anudder one. I got two of him."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

The first bottle of Tanlac to reach the public was sold just little over six years ago. Its success was imme- diate and people everywhere were quick to recognize it as medicine of extraordinary merit. Since that time there have been sold throughout this country and Canada something over Twenty Million (20,O0O,OOO) bottles, es- tablishing d record which has probably never been equalled in the history of the drug trade in America.
 Fame Is International.
 The instant and phenomenal success which Tanlac won when it was first introduced has been extended to prac- tically every large city, small town, village and hamlet in North America. Its fame has become international in it's scope and England, Japan, Mexico, Cuba, Hawaii, Alaska, Porto Rico and many European countries are clamor- ing for it.
 From coast to coast and from Great Lakes to the Gulf, Tanlac is known and honored Millions have taken it with the most gratifying and astonish-
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

up at home, but the canned variety, If good brand is obtained, is not an extravaganza.
 Pineapple Marmalade.-Peel and chop as many pineapples as are de- sired. Weigh and allow pound of sugar for each pound of fruit. Mix well and let stand over night in a cool place. In the morning cook until soft enough to put through a sieve. Strain, return to the preserving kettle and continue cooking, stirring con stantly until clear amber jelly is formed. This will thicken when cool. Put into small jars; cover and seal. This marmalade is fine for dainty des- serts. cake filings and such dishes.
 White Layer Cake.-Cream one-half cupful of butter, add one and one-half cupfuls of sugar gradually, flavor with a half teaspoonful of rose extract add one-half cupful of milk and two cup- fuls of pastry flour sifted with four level teaspoOnfuls of baking powder. Mix well, then fold in the stifIiy-beaten whites of eight eggs. This makes three layers of exceptional quality. For filling, use lemon or orange or n combination of both. An egg yolk. two tablespoonfuls of flour, two tablespoon fuls of water with the rind and juice of lemon and a half cupful or more of sugar Cook together, adding a lit tie butter just before taking from the fire. Cool before adding to the cake.
 Graham Gems.-A hot muffin or gem is welcome occasionally even in warm weather These are easy to make and very light and good. Take one cupful of sour milk, one teaspOonful of soda. one-half teaspoonful of salt, one egg and two tablespoonfuls of melted shortening, added after one cupful Of graham four Beat well and fill we'll greased gem pans. This recipe makes six good-sized gems.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

ing results and have pronounced it the greatest medicine of all time.
 Tens of thousands of men and wom- en of all ages in all walks of life, af- flicted with stomach, liver and kidney disorders, some of them of long stand ing, as well as thousands of weak, thin, nervous men and women apparently on the verge of collapse, have testified that they have been fully restored to their normal weight, health and strength by its use.
 Restored to Health.
 Still others, who seemed fairly well, yet who suffered with indigestion, headaches, Shortness of breath, dizzy spells, sour, gassy stomachs, coated tongues, foulness of breath, constipa- ton, bad complexion, loss of appetite, sleeplessness at night and of terribly dejected, depressed feelings, state that they have been entirely relieved of these distressing symptoms and re. stored to health and happiness by the use of Tanlac.
 Tanlac is sold by laiding druggists everywhere.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

fuls of powdered gelatin in one and one-half cupfuls of hot water. Scald four cupfuls of milk, add one cupful of sugar, the dissolved gelatin, one tablespoonful of lemon juice and two cupfuls of whipped cream. Freeze un- til mushy. Crush one quart of black berries through a sieve and add them to the frozen mixture and finish freez- ing. Remove the dasher and repack to ripen for two to three hours. Serve Ill sherbet cups; garnish with whole fresh berries rolled in granulated sugar.
 Iced Chocolate. Melt four squares of chocolate with half cupful of sugar, add one cupful of water and cook in double boiler until smooth. Scald one quart of cream and add to the chocolate, beating thoroughly; cool, strain, flavor with vanilla and freeze. Serve frozen like mush.
 Strawberry Gateau.-Bake a round sponge cake, when cold cut off the top and scoop out the center leaving two-inch shell. Heap with straw berries well mixed with sugar; cover with sweetened whipped cream and serve at once.
 Rhubarb and Fig Preserve.-Take three pounds of rhubarb, two and one-half pounds of sugar, one pound of figs, and two ounces of candied peel. Cut the rhubarb into inch lengths, chop the peel and figs and scatter over the rhubarb; cover with the sugar and let stand until the next day. Boil slowly for an hour; add small piece of ginger root. Pour into jars and seal.
 Frozen dishes, ice cream and sher- bets, are always welcome hot-weather desserts. A sherbet which is espe- cially good is made by using three lemons, two cupfuls of sugar and a quart of rich milk. Freeze as usual It will curdle but when frozen will be smooth and velyety.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
Keep Your Blood Pure
 Nature Will Do the Rest

nize the importance, therefore, of very promptly cleansing out the system, and keeping the blood sup ply pure and robust.
 Get a bottle of s. s. s. at your drugstore today, and note how promptly it builds up the appetite and gives new strength and vii tality. Write for free literature and medical advice to Chief Medi- cal Adviser, 153 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta. Ga. S. s. s. is not sold or recommended for venereal diseases.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
The Gambling Urge.

Sharpe-It is impossible to keep some men from gambling.
 Thorne-What causes you 10 say that:
 '"They broke up the poker games iI our town and put ban on crap-shoot- ing"
 'Well?"
 And the next day 1 saw n couple of men following Il woman and bet. ting odd or even on the number of times she fixed her hair while she walked block. ."-Richmond Times. Dispatch.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

Did you know that ninety per cent of all human ailments depend upon the condition of your blood?
 Nature gives her warnings in va- rious unmistakable ways, so that when the appetite fails, and you become weak and listless and gen. eral rundown condition seems to take possession of the whole body, 1t is an unfailing sign that impuri- ties will steadily accumulate until your general health will be seri- ously affected. You should recOg-
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
ANYWAY, SCHEME WORKED
Experimenter Secured Sleep, but Hardly Knows Just Where to
 Award the Credit.

He couldn't sleep. He had read that if one would put the tips of the fingers of oNe hand against the tips of the fingers of the other, one could go to sleep immediately and the next thing would be daylight.
 He decided not to tell his wife With the lights out he placed the tips of his fingers together and lay still for several minutes. Then he moved slightly and was quiet again for sey- eral minutes. Naturally after time he began to squirm but he kept the finger tips together.
 The wife, noticing the restlessnes. and the finger tip performance, in- quired irritably:
 Edward, what in the world are you doing?"
 Nothing" he sheepishly replied and soon was asleep from the fatigue of holding the finger tips together.
 Now he doesn't know whether to give credit to the finger tip ordeal or thanks 10 his wife for breaking the "spell.'
 No one finds coin in tie street
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
New Life for
 Sick Man
Eatonie Works Maggie

q have taken only two boxes erf Eatonic and feel like new man. KE' has done me more good than anything else" writes c. o. Frappir.
 Eatonic is the modern remedy for acid stomach, bloating, food repeating and indigestion. $t quickly takes up and carries out the acidity and gas and enables the stomach to digest the food naturally. That means not only relief from pain and discomfort but you get the full strength from the food you eat. Big box only costs trif7c, with your druggists guarantee.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

garnished W i t h their own foliage. For a change one will enjoy some thing different.
 Blackberry Ice Cream.-D Dissolve t W o a n q on e. fourth tablespoon
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
Sense Qualities.

Instead Of there being only five senses as we usually think, there are probably as many as 15. Four dis tinct senses, for example, are found in the skin. These are heat, cold, pain nnd pressure. What we usually call touch is a combination of these sense qualities
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
Shame on Them.

PERHAPS there few mothers who virtues of Tethes
 CaSto1a Perhaps there few that there are limitations the market and knowing this demand F It is ALL motherhood then that call attention the limitations counets that may set before them
 It to all motherhood everywhere that ring the warning beware the Justgood For thirty years Fechers the upbuildng our popuato aid the saving of babies
 And yet there are those who would ask you try something Try t Try that Even try the remedy for the scarcely breathing that you all robust womnhood would yourself
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
To Have a Clear Sweet Skin

Touch pimples, redncss, roughness or itching, if any, with Cutieura Oint- ment, then bathe with Cuticura Soap and hot water. Rinse, dry gently and dust on little Cuticura Talcum to leave fascinating fragrance on skin. Everywhere 25c each.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

As an addition to cocktails, frui { cups and salads it is especially val u a b l e. W h e n pineapples are r e a S 0 Il d b l e in price it is desir- able tO Dut them
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
DEMAND FOR TANLAC >BREAKS ALL RECORDS
Amazing Success Achieved by Celebrated Medi- cine Not Only Phenomenal, But Unprece- dented- Over 10000, GOO Bottles Sold in Six Years-Foreign Countries Clamor for It.

Never before perhaps in the history of the drug trade has the demand proprietary medicine approached the wonderful record that being made by Tana the cee brated medicine which has been accomplishing such remark able results throughout this country and Canada As matter marvellous achieved by this medicine not only phenomenal, but unprecedented.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
The Kitchen
 Cabinet m
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 GO. 1920. Western Newspaper Union.)

It is easy enough to be present When everyone's singing a song. But the diner worth while Is the one who can smile And will stay when your speech Is toe
 long
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

There is nothing more satisfactory after day of hard work than line full of snowy white clothes. For such results use Red Cross Ball Blue.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
Nuu. hlet neaQ.
Extensive Canadian Province.

An area equal to three times the area of France. which is 215.S95 square miles, could be cut out of the province of Quebec and there would remain an area twice that of Hun gary.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
Wnx 1t Works.

What is meant by senatorial cour- tesy?"
 I'll listen to your speeches if you'll listen to mine. .-Louisville Courier Journal.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
Strategy.

"You say thIs bank was robbed il broad daylight and nobody inter fared:"
 Exactly
 'slIoT did that happen?'
 One of the robbers set up a motioI picture camera on the sidewalk with out any film in it, and briskly turne, the crank while his fals brought ou tfe loot. Birmingham Age-Herald
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
With a Little Help.

May--Do tell me, Pearl, how MT Zimmerman ever plucked up enougf courage to propose. He is so dread fully bashful.
 pearl-Oh. he seemed to do it easil. enough. l merely asked him if h, didn't think mamma would make al ideal motherin-law, and he replied q once.
 May-What did he say?
 Pearl--Said he thought she would.
 May-What then? Pearl-- Nothing l just told him tn, kind of ring l wanted.-London Tit Bits.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

There are days which occur in this climate, at almost any season of the year, wherein the world reHches per- lection, when the air, the heavenly bodies and the earth make a harmony as if nature would indulge her off Spring-EmerSon
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
FOR sunBuRN OR SORENESS

Apply Vacher- Balm; it relieves at once. If We have no agent where you live, write to F. w. Vacher, Inc, New Orleans. La
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

Baby's little dresses will just simpl dazzle if Red Cross Ball Blue is uset in the laundry. Try it and see for your self. At all good grocers, 5c.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
Apparently.

Knicker-What is truth?
 Misunderstanding which should be heard, but not said.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
Evidence.

T never knew until today how smart a fellow George is.''
 'Why, how do you know?'
 He told me so himself. ."-Detroit Nn,re
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
REASONABLE DISHES.

Pineapple juice is especially refresh ing and is also valuable as medicine
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
COMPANY GOOD THINGS.

Fruits are most satisfactory served fresh and as simply as possible, o
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28
None for Him.

He-Kisses are intoxicating. She-Well, I'm q prohibitionist.- Boston Transcript.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-07-28

No one finds a coin in tie street without looking for more. Is that avarice!
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-03-25
NORTH CONGREGATIONAL
CHURCH

Morning service 1890 Sermon by
Rev. Frederick B. Richards. Subject,
"Why Seek Ye the Living among the
Dead?"
Easter music by enlarged chorus.
Anthems
G) "RcsuTection
(2) "He is Risen by Schilling
CD THE Guilty Morning.
by Dudley Buck
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-03-25

soprano solo by Mrs. Roy N. How
ard
easter Dawn Woodman, soprano
solo by Miss Edwina NJ. Blodgett.
"Ye Bells of Easter Day." Dressler,
with violin, soprano solo by Mrs. Viii
liam Melrose.
Miss Warden will play FESTIVAL
Prelude by Reiff and Postlude by
Truette.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-03-25
SOUTH CONGREGATIONAL
CHURCH

Music at the South church Easter
Sunday morning
Organ Prelude, Hosannah Dubois
Anthem, Christ is Risen Birch
The Resurrection Shelley
Lights Glittering Moon Bcdecks
the Sky Parker
Response Parker
Sevenfold Amen Stainer
Organ Postlude, Easter Hosmer
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-03-25

meetings. His meetings i: Beo5e
Plain and Ayers Cliff. P. G., the past
few weeks have proved very helpful.
He is an earnest, persuasive, pract-
cal speaker and win be assisted by 4
singer Charles Day, of Becbe Plain.
The meeting viii be open to all the
public, and all comcrs will be well
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-03-25
ST. ANDREWS EPISCOPAL

Service 500 a. m.
Professional, "Jesus Christ is risen
today Morgan
| kvlie and Creed Webster
Ofertory, "The Dav of Resurrection
! Tours
Sanctus and Agnus Del Cover
| Recessional, "ChIist the Lord is risen
today Rumb
Service 1880 A. NJ,
Professional, Jesus Christ is risen
today Morgan
Kyrie and Creed Webster
Hymn, at the Lambs high feast
Rosmuller
Anthem, awake up my glory"
Barnby
Communion Hymn, Here 0 My
Lord Moscomb
Sanctus and Agnus Del Cover
Gloria in ENcelsiS Webster
Nunc Dimittis Barry
Recessional Christ is risen Sullivan
Service 300 p. NJ.
Professional, Jesus Christ is risen
Morgan
Magnificent Mares
Hymn, angels roll the rock away
Roper
"The Day Of Resurrection" Tours
Rcccsaional, "Christ is Risen
49, Sullivan
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-03-25
ADVENT CHRISTIAN CHURCH

At the Advent Christian church
there will be an Easter concert by the
boys and girls At the SUNDAY school
hour The concert will be of mis-
ionary nature, closing with talk on
missions by George F. Chamberlain
representing the Advent Christian
International conference. The SER
mon and singing at the morning ser
vice preceding the concert will be
adapted to the Easter thought The
evening service will be conducted as
preparatory to evangclistic meetings
to begin Monday evening, March 2S,
and 10 continue probably two weeks.
These meetings will be held every
evening, except Saturday, at the Adj
vent church, with f. H. Timbcrlak",
of Portland, Me, the speakcr. Mr.
Timbcrlake, for many years a sue
cessful business man in Portland, re-
Gently accepted a call of the Advent
Christian International conference to
devote his entire time to evangclistic
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-03-25
ST, ALOYSIUS CHURCH

Special Easter music will be rem
dercd at the 10 o'clock service at St
Aloysius church with Dr.. j. A
Drouin organist. The music will in
cludc
March Triumphant Guilmant
81 know my Rcdecmcr Liveth'
Handel
Solo by Mrs. James Cosgrove
Nidi Aquam Gounod
Choir
Montan's Mass Kyrie, Gloria
Credo, Sanctus and Agnus Del
At the ofiertory the choir will rem
der Regina Coeli by Mclvil.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-03-25
FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST
SCIENTIST

"Reality" will be the subject OF
study at the FIRST Church of Christ
Easter Sunday. Service at 1890.
The Newark journal., 1921-01-20
CREST MILL FOR SALE

1 have for sale one 30 inch burr grist mill, one 20 h. D.. Fuller & Johnson gasoline en- zine, both good as new. Will sell at a bargain. Also a Joliet corn sheller, capacity about 800 bushels per day. I also have two Avery Tractors, one 1925 h. p. and the other a 20- 40 h. D., two P. & 0. four disc breaking blows, one 16 disc harrow and pulverizer com- bined. Will sell any or all the above very cheap. For prices, write or see
 T. H. DEARING,
 Receiver F. c. Hoyt & Co.,,
 Newark, Arkansas.
The Newark journal., 1921-01-20
LARGE BARN BURNS

Pocahontas, Jan. 18.-Fire last night destroyed the barn of Frank Harrison, whose farm is located near Biggers. The building and contents, which included over 2,000 bushels ot corn and 2,500 bales of hay, were totally destroyed, repre- senting a loss of about $15,00C not covered by insurance.
The Newark journal., 1921-01-20

A rose of the North-symbol of Love-blooms amid human driftWood. Rose of Nome , in which Gladys BrockWell stars, tells a story of courage and Cupid in the great north west. It is alive with intens- ley dramatic situations. It is one of the strongest Fox pro- ductions in which Miss Brock we'll has appeared. See 1t at the Royal Friday night.
The Newark journal., 1921-01-20
Royal Theatre
Worlds Hiqhest Peaks.

The highest mountain peak In North America Is Mt. Mckinley. in Alaska. whose altitude is 20,3oo feet, and the highest in South America, Nit Acon- cagua, in the Andes, on the border of Chile and Argentina, 23.0s0 feet. The highest mountain In the world is Mt Everest. in the Himalayas, in Asia. Its altitude Is 29,002 feet. There are several hundred mountain peaks in the Himalayas 10000 feet or over, running to an altitude of 2S,27S feet.
The Newark journal., 1921-01-20

ss-1>==@e===7s7= @@===='=7 H. c. Wade of Batesville was in town Tuesday. Good jack for sale or trade. Apply to c. w. Boyce. J. H. Boles transacted busi- ness in Batesville Friday. Knox mends hsoes cheap.111 Walnut Street, Newport, Ark.
 Joe Freeze transacted busi- ness in Newport Wednesday.
 We want to buy all your pro- duce. A. J. McSpadden & Go.
 FIRE insurance. F. o. Eller agent, phone No. ST, Newark, ! Ark.
 Fresh barrel sugarhouse mo- lasses just received. J. H. Holderby.
 A nifty line of young mems clothing at Jeffery's. Bates vile, Ark.
 Lynn Galloway spent Satur- day and Sunday with friends in Newport.
 Claude Edwards has gone to Ell Dorado to look over the new oil fields.
 MT. and Mrs. J. M. Sisk and daughter, Miss Lorene, spent Monday in Little Rock.
 You can get the highest pric- es for your produce at A. J. McSpadden & Company's.
 Miss Bertie Hankins return ed Friday from McHue where she spent some time with rela- tives.
 Dark Single. Comb. Rhode Island Red eggs for sale $1.50 and $1.00 per 15. Mrs. Dan Moore.
 N. w. Wise of Indianapolis, Ind, si spending the week here visiting Mrs. Mary Eller and family
 Halle Roe went to Newport Saturday to take the Civil Ser vice examination for railway mail clerk.
 J. R. Grant of the State De- partment of Public Instruction, was is town a few hours Tuesday night.
 We are in business to do business. We win trade and hold it by deserving it. A. J. McSpadden & Go.
 Rev. C. c. Fuqua left Wed- nesday morning for Calico Rock where he will spend the remainder of the week.
 Who has the greater charm the innocent country girl or the sophisticated city girl? See "The Perfect Lover" at the Royal Tuesday night.
 There were 11,632 bales Of cotton ginned in Independence County to January 1, 1921, as compared with SITS bales gin- ned to January 1, 1920.
 "Tarzan of the Apes contin- ues is remarkable run at the Broadway Theatre, where the thrills and sensations of the newest screen startler are at- tracting absolute capacity au- diences. The engagement is in it's third week, and seats are selling four weeks in advance,