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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09
RICHMOND MEN ARE
MADE OFFICERS IN
DEMOCRATIC DRIVE
FLOOD Names John NJ. Mil
Ter Chairman of Finance
Committee.
OLIVER J. SANDS ALSO
SERVES ON THIS BODY
II. +. Byrd to Direct Speakers
Bureau, Assisted by
Colonel Lcakc.

Chairman liai -. Flood Announced
''' h'th' that plans had been per
icc''H oy IN" State Democrats. lead.
e. ."r = cpmp'ct" canv:.s, >: ,n.
s;"''. On the 70 -,h MONDAY Il, s.p.
'Sh'"rr' AL ihH rourthouseS in tho
state will ring with political oroior,
Speakers viii address the voters on
Jchersonidr Democracy and ur-a
thtIn Ia gather in force at tho pnlIs
on November 5. SO tho efforts of IN.
state committee to bring out tho
greatest majority in history may b,.
successfully consummatcd.
The chairman made puhlic yes,o
day list o, committeeman ,xho b.,.o
volunteered their services during tho
campaign Several Of the committees
are still incomp!cte. but Chairman
fi"od hopes to be- able to announce
them today.
fcrd Also ON Committee
me hnancc committee is headed
by John NJ. Miller. prcsiden, Of ,hs
First National Bank. Will. oliver
Sands. president OF the American M.
honai Bank, is treasurer Of Tie com.
mittcc. The other member from tho
lhird District is w. r Reed. former
president "f the Chamber ~ COM
mcrc' and prominent ;obqcconist
others on tho committee by district,
are:
FIRST District-Nclson ,;roon.r.
Hampton: G. o'connor c;ooIric,
Fredericksburg.
Norfo.H.
Fifth'pistrict--john r., Hison. Dan
VILE Tucker Watson. South Boston.
Eighth District-r. g. Carlin. Tay
lor Burke. Alexandria.
Ninth District-Hcnry e. Stuart.
FIN Garden; c. e. Bondurant 81,
Charlie
Tenth District-Hugh sprou,
Staunton: a. l.. Noel Covinston.
Inc speaking committee Will bc
headed by Harry Flood Byrd. who
VIII hc assisted by David II. I.cakc
Mrs. Martha Nell. Hanger. Miss Mar
r. fidseon. John VI. Purcell and Sec.
retary j. y. Rrenaman.
Sale Heads Campaign n,,,,
General W. w. sale heads The cam
'''H'' Ills associates Will
be Morgan Il. Mills. H. =. Hu,chescn
;. l.. Ferguson. W. Mcdonald ,.ce and
W. $. Battle.
Other committees and Vacancies nm
'he finance committee Viii rronahl,.
"e named today. Chairman Flo, !
stated Last night that he would 20.
main IN Richmond indcini,cly. ana he
n touch at headquarters at any tim.
ihc rooms occupied hy the TrinEIc
campaign committee al Murphv.s
hotcl viii he taken over TO-DAY ne
chairman Flood and Secretary Rrcn.
""an' There are live rooms i'm ,bc
Su4tr.
We are payicg little attention 20
hepuDiican talk Of Democratic diy.-
aHecti"n.' said Secretary Rrcnam,p
idS' night. The fact thar Dcp,.
cratic leaders from every section If
me state, on both sides during ,he
primary campaign, are together pow
"'SproFes any assertion ~ the on
position. Like Chairman Flood u,,
'r'hih that our majority this T.,
VIII hc the greatest in our hist,r,. Of.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09
ENGAGED 35 YEARS.
SHE NOW SUES ESTATE
Bride < rOnn- to-Bc Dies, md womnp
Brings Court Action
for s2O,O0O.
ms Assnciatcd rress.I

SALEM. MASS, Sept. S.-Suit for
$4,000 for an alleged breach OF
promise 10 marry was filed against
the estate Of Augustus T. Mead. of
Danvcrs. by Miss Mary r. Gallivan.
of that town, today.
marriage license. taken out by
the couple in 1855. but never used.
will be submitted in support OF the
suit. according to counsel. The dec
lara ton sets forth that Mead and
Miss Gallivan kept company from the
early eighties until Meads death, las.
December. He died without will,
leaving an estate estimated at $50. 900.
Miss Gallivan. a shoe worker. is
about 60 years of age
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09
; OFFICERS KILLED
ATTEMPTING ARREST
Crack shot Rcsists roiiccmcn; Bis
Posse In Pursuit Of Min
nesDtlun.
: By Associated prcSs. |

HlBBlNG. MINI, Sept. S.-Chief
OF Police Danic! Hays and chief OF
Detectives Gene cassidy were Killed.
and William Eohrt. traffic police
man, all OF Hibbins, was fatally
wounded with u rifle hy John Webb
at Nelson. just south Of IIibbing late
today. while attempting To arrest
webb on statutory charge.
Webb escaped toward Wilpin, and
Is being pursued by posse OF sew
eral hundred men. Webb has the
reputation Of being a crack shot.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09
6 MILLION BRITISH UNION
MEN |ND0RSE ARMS MEET
Declare Against Further Dee
\clopmcnl Of Extensive
Armament Program.
WANT LABOR RErREsENTEr
f"int Out Grrnt HrItniu's Army,
NAV! nnd Air Force Cost 'ruo md
Half fimcs More Now Thnn I'm
1919.
lRy United News.I


cARDlI'l' WALES. SEM SS,r
million british workingmcn, rcprc
scented in the trades union congress-
mere through their delegates, ap
proved the Washington disarmament
conference and declared against any
'urthcr development OF Great Erit
ans extensive armament program.
at least until after the conferences. in
resolutions adopted today 1t was
urged also that labor be represented
as suCh III the meeting.
Plead f"r Arms Suspension.
y IL. Thomas. head of the Railway.
mems Union and Labor member OF
Parliament, pleaded cor suspension
OF armament. so that Great Britain
might enter the conference with
clean hands. II" pointed ont that
'hc army navy ana air force are
costing two and onc-haIt times as
much now as They eos, IN 1914
DO E,tcn<iyc HuiIdiug.
Must We admit in Washington"
he demanded. that within two wears
after tho signing of the treaty of
Versailles "c have ia.d the kecis for
t"ttlcShips costing between rSoOo0
~ """ i'''"o"'"o"' othcr nations Will
nc entitled to ask whom we are
building against"
fhe mics OF Great Britain and
NihrF.ca arc propasatinS in the
minds of both peoples the idea that
an Anglo japanese alliance might
i!nc up Great Britain against AMER.
ica. Thomas declared
But ne insisted. mo sane man
can conceive of any circumstances
warrantinS a Supturc between.
America and oursclVcs''
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09
League Assembly Hears
Nirilc Rcstatemcnt of
American Position.
LORD ROBERT CECIL.
BLAMES WASHINGTON
Declares This Country Re-
sponsiblc for Delay i'm Max.
ing Adjustments.
Icy Associated rress. !

GENEVA. Sept S.-Thc council of
the league Of nations, the United
states mandatory powers and coun-
tries that are continuing To arm came
N for trcnchdnt criticism in the nrsi
Gays debate in the assembly Of the
league Of nations on the work don,
by the council Of the league.
lijhimar liTantinC. Of Swc,i,u. ac-
cuSed the council and the yccrc,ariat
oi the league OF partiality and cx-
iraNagancc Lord Robert Ceci. rep
rsscnting South Africa. defended both
the council and the sccrctariat. Lord
Robert was very severe. however.
about tho countries which, he said.
according To statistics. are spending
20 per cent OF their energy on arma-
ncntS and at the same time com
planning Of economic instability and
a bad trade situation
He blamed the United states for
the delay in the adoption "f the ~
and 'B" mandates, and introduced a
resolution that these terms be immc-
diately defined. Lord Roberts aG-
dress seemingly made a great i'm
preston on the members of the as
sembly.
turn Down Canadian Proposal.
The committees continued their
work this afternoon. The councils
commission on .,,.,d,,,o
its labors by deciding not TO recon- =
mend the adoption of an amendment I
by Charles j. Dohcrty, delegate from
,.,r,,do .,im;r,,ir ,. =.
tho ,n,..,,r, &C ,r
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The las, American ,ntc np ,,.,,a,,,.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09
SIX SERMONS STOLEN:
VALUABLES UNTOUCHED
Police puEzied by burglar Who
Breaks Into Pastors
lI0mc.
IRy United News.

SALEM. MASS, Sept, s.-Hercs a
new one.
burglar broke into the home Of
Rev. George Lee Patterson. ~. d..
pastor of tho South Congregational
Church. and swipcd six perfectly
good sermons which were intended
by the Rev, Dr. Patterson for fu-
turc delivery to his f!ock.
Numerous articles OF value remain
cd untouched.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09
HARDING PLANS CRUISE
TO NEW ENGLAND COAST
Would Leave Saturday, and Return
10 Washington by
Srptrmber 81.
BY United NcWs. I

WASHINGTON, sept. S.---President
Harding is planning to leave Satur.
day on an extended cruise TO tho New
England coast.
lie would return to the capita, by
september 81, when Congress meets
again.
The PrcsIden; contemplatcs a trip
tc>Bar Harbor, Maine, where friends
hute a summer villa.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09
$500 RE WARD
FOR CONVICTION
Of DYNAM|TERS
Georgia Governor Prepared
to Use Troops to Aid A..
B. & A. Railway.
CALLS ON AUTHORITIES
TO HELP PRESERVE LAW
Report 33 Ou,'ragcs or At
tempted Wrecks Since
Strike Started.
IEA AssncLnt.hI,,..1

ATLANTA. GA sept S.-Ecwa-ds
totaiins $500 were offered TO-DAY for
apprehension with proof to convict
the persons responsible for dynami,-
ing an Atlanta. Birmingham and At
!antic Railway freight train near
here last night. in which John Nor
r.s. OF Fitzgerald. engineer. lost his
III" and three other truinmcn w.r.
injured
colonel Il. l.. Bugg. receiver for
ia" road. in Offering $1,000 reward
said s.tcral clues were being fol.
lowed ana predicted early arrests in
the case. Governor iiardwIci. i'm am
uouncinS It S500 reward declared he
was prepared TO use the power and
authority OF the state to its Hast
ounce To prevent outraGcs Of this
kind ana Ia punish To the limit of
the law the perpetrators Of such out
RACES when apprch=ud.;!. He de-
c!arcd the people Of 'icorEia would
not countcnancc such acts and called
on all county and municipal authori-
ties to- preserve the Law ana order
ana promised them military support
II necessary"
Colonel Bueg. in "a conference with
Governor Hardwick. presented him
with list Of th:r,y-thrce such
wrecks or attempted wrecks since the
beginning OF the strike on the At
ianta Birmingham and Atlantic last
March. Afterwards C0Toncl Bugg was
asked II Governor Hardwick had
promised to order out state troops TO
guard the roads property. as the
receiver had previously announced
his intention of seeking Colonel
Eurg said the question OF troops
came UP during the meeting aud re-
fcrrcd intcrvicYcrs 10 the Governors
statement. which was issue later.
Strike leaders here vigorously dis
claimed any knowledge Of the out
RACES. and ]. NJ. l.nrrisy. AN officer
OF the order of Railway Conductors.
declared the union chiefs had sought
TO conduct an orderly strike. The
walkout of the men over wage re-
duction, which caused Stoppagc of
the roads trains for II time. was fol-
lowed by a rcCc!vcrship and later by
the strikers being replaced by nom
union men. The road is technically
under Federal court jurisdiction
since III. reccIvcrShip.
FITZGERALh. GA. Sept. S.-A spe-
cial grand jury OF Ben Hill County
was being organized today for the
purpose Of investigating cases grow
ing out Of the A., T. & A. strike
y special grand jury the first of the
week indicted Mayor j. l.. Pittman
and eighteen striking employees on n
charge OF "intimidating labor" but
because OF IA tcchmic;ility the indict-
mcnts were declared nil.
The new grand jury is Ia either in
dict the nineteen men named in tine
indictments declared nil or return no
Llis. Ii iS expected that the grand
jury will complete its labors tomor-
row The evidence to he submitted
is the same as that presented the
first OF the week.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09
Ship Men to Consider s-nour-Day.

NEW YORK. sept Representa-
tiNes of steamship lines handling roI :
ciEn trciEh, WA meet here tomorrow
10 '"nsin'r d rtLrrts OF longShorcmen n
for an cight-hour.da in Il new wage
contract effective octobS !. DemLNIs
"i tho men for an ought -hour-day at
!. cents an hour with sl.OS FOR over
iiInt, were met by u proposition from
the owners OF % cents and ST.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09

c. a. o. September outing. Eyery
Sunday In September. Round trIn
rates, Old Point-Norfo,k, $40; Ocean
View, 32,65.--Adv.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09

MEMPHIS TENN. sept. s-Two
men arc dead, three mon and a child
more or less seriously injured, az the
result OF 7" TITO OF automobile &C.
cidents here aday. ,st
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Continued on Page IL, COLI .,

Sleeper for Washington, heretofore
Station 10 p. NJ. leaving via r.. F. a.
=. T.. f. at S:26 A. NJ. will be wish-
drawn after last trip Saturday morn.
tng, Septemher 1o.--Adyerklsstn
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-09-09
Mayors Send TrIcgrnm..

Continued on page col. u
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CONTINUED on Page .. Col. H.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01
No BALL GAME
4 HERE SUNDAY

official announcement was made
to-day by both Managers Thompson
and poepisii OF tho Copco and Jewel
teams after conference with Socre-
tary Mathor OF tho city baseball lea
quo that owing TO most OF the mem
bere OF tho two teams planning on
being abNcnt from tho city Sunday
September I, there will be no game
played on tbis date. -.., ..t.
Tho deer soason opend today and
many sportsmon have an opportuni-
~ 10 sock this plensurabic outing.
while a majority OF the league mem.
bos aro unable 10 10 on account Of
their work, but will be given n
chance TO leave Saturday and come
back Tuesday owing TO Labor Day
falling on the 9Th OF the month. II
was over three weeks ago that the
players consulted with tho league Of.
ficials regarding h general lay6ff for
tbk datc.
u In said that a layoff will benefit
all teams and when tho contests are
takon up again on September II. with
tho pennnnt looking big 10 the play
ers' cyc.. tho league finish will DO
a whiriwind affair.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01
Medford Team, All
Ready for Confest

MEDFORD. Sept. Mcjford'S 4
tennis team which goes forth to do
battle with tho klamath FEils rae.
quot wicidcns" next Saturday. will
probably consist of the following
members: Raymond Fish. George
Roberts, u, W. RuhI. e. G. Lemon.
y, n. Davis. Buster Coleman and
Horace Bromley. Tho team will
leave Modford Saturday afternoon.
arriving In klamath Fails that night,
whore they will mako their head.
quarters at tho White Pelican hotel.
Tho tournament will be held Sun.
day and Labor Day at the ElkS' club
courts. tho Mcdford team returning
homo Monday night.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01
Says Ice Cream is
Loluer Here Than
Committee Reported

j. j. Curber OF the Klamath
Creamery has been asked, regarding
the price of Ice cream in this city,
why the Cost OF Living committee
reported II at So gallon, which is
high compared to the reports In other
surrounding cities.
Mr.. Furber stated that no question
nairrs was to sent to his firm for the
price which ice cream was sold here.
Last summer. the Wholesale price to
retailers. packed and delivered was
$3.50 gallon. This year, the whole
sale price WAS lower to the retailer
and we deliver Toe cream by the gal
lon lot to consumers for Ss.2b. That
price has prevailed all summer and
Is the present price today. Our Ice
cream tests about ~ per cent but
ter fat. 4 per cent more than re-
quircd BY law
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

titudes is short, hut In the days OF
sunlight. vegetables and fruits ripen
rapidly. and many persons have es-
tablished canning outfits at their
homes. Among vegetables canned.
are beets. cauliflower, green peas.
spinach, mushroom. Virginia kale,
Swiss chard, and carrots.
Red and black currants and blue
berries grow Wild. and children have
gathered as much as 100 pounds OF
them In a day along the United
States railway.
Much attention Ia being paid to the
growing OF strawberries and green
peas In Southwestern Alaska. and
a small cannery is being established
at Anchorage TO take care OF these
crops. The cost OF living is being
well kept down by hardy residents
who, instead of visiting the butcher
shop make little excursions into near
by mountains and return with moose
wild sheep and goats for the family
larder.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

Each proposal to purchase must Is
filed with the Police Judge Of saia
city on or before 9 O'Clock p. NJ, ef
October 3rd. 1921. and be sceonp-
anied by q certified check on some
responsible banking Institution for
8 per cent Of amount OF the proposal
Said issue will be disposed Of at not
less than par and aceured' interest.
The council reserving the right 70
reject any and all proposals.
A. l.. LEAvITT.
Police Judge OF the City Of klamath
Falls. Oregon. also
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01
NOTICE OF BOND OFFERING.

Sealed proposals will be received
by the Common Council of the City
of Klamath Falls, Oregon. for tho
purchase Of an issue OF $60.000.00
general obligation bonds, in demo-
limitations OF 100000. or $4,000.
maturing In fifteen years from Au-
gust LIST. 1921. without right OF prior
redemption. Said issue TO be known
as klamath Falls, Sewer Bonds"
bearing q rate OF interest of per
cent per annum, payable semi an
nually. Both principal and interest
payable at the Oregon Fiscal Agency
in New York City. Said bonds are
issued and disposed OF under the
charter OF said city.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

REDDISG Weed Lumber
company has purchased three carloads
OF wine grapes to be re,ailed to tia
Han workmen employed by the com.
pany. TO be used In making wine for
home consumption. Il was announced
hero.
The Italians will make the wine
under government license. The
amount will be controlled by mcanr
OF apportioning the grapes to each
omploye according to the size Of his
family.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01
Her First Thouoht.

A woman from the middle West
spent few weeks In Gloucester last
summer and In conversation with
new acquaintance she aiade known the
fact that II was her very first glimpse
OF the ocean.
TT must have been quite q treat"
remarked the other. And how did
the ocean impress your"
"well." was the reply. when saw
the amount Of water they have here
Il struck me that fish might be little
cheaper."-Boston Transcript.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

REDMOND Declaring that tour
lists who wished to visit Redmond
found difficulty In the lack OF proper
highway sigma. l.. ". Smith volun-
toorcd IS furnish lumber and put up
signs along the highway between
Redmond and Gateway. The COM
meroial club Tuesday accepted hla
offer and agreed to pay cost OF paint
Ing the sigma, II is planned to make
them uniform with those recently
placed along the route by the state
highway commission.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

SALEM--Wost Salem Is yieing with
Columbia county for honors In en-
forcement OF the speed laws. At least
Portland motorists who have for some
time past complained OF tho activities
Of the Columbia county speed cops
are now turning their kicks" In the
direction OF the little Polk county
town across the river from the state
capital.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

covered the ground to u depth Of
more than half an inch.
On tho south side Of Blg Bear lake
"A heavy rain fell Last night the
sky was clear and the weather In the
mountains much warmer. II Is de-
clarcd the first time on record that
snow has fallen at Big bear In
August
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

ST. HELENS S-Remarkablc clever
ness In employment OF camouflagc
failed to prevent Sheriff Wellington
and a party from discovering two
caches OF liquor late Monday. cstim-
atod to bo worth $4,000 at present
prices.
A. Maraoci paid a fine OF $500 for
having nine 81 gallons kegs and five
~ gallon kegs OF wine In n room
In his barn.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01
AN INVESTMENT

have several blocks of lots
surrounding the Malin high
school that will sell for
business and residential pur-
poses, thus ! fferlng TO the
people OF Klamath county an
opportunity to make a real In
vestment. I will sell these
lots for SIS and up. on the
installment plan. the terms to
suit the purchaser. No inter-
est will be charged and ! will
pay the taxes until deed Ii de-
livered to buyer.
Maiin is situated In the GEN.
ter OF one OF the Richest dis
tricts In the world. II n back
ed by progressive aud conser-
vative citizens. Il has Q future
that assures development to
q degree that Will make this
property worth many times
the price I am selling II for.
When oil IL discovered. Malin
will be found to be In the very
heart of the field and the
biggest producers will be at
its door.
II you are looking for some
thing that will pay you big
returns. you can make no mis-
take in buying Malin proper
ty. al
For further information.
write or zee III
A. KALINA ~
HALIN. Ore.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

PENDLETON-C Emery VS.
found guilty OF breaking glass In the
street and was fined $50 and costs,
tho latter making total OF about
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01
Berries, Vegetables
Thrive in Arctic

ANCHORAGE. Alaska, Sept.,-The
summer season In these northern Ia
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01
DRnADNAUGHT AFIOAr

CAMDEN. N. J.. Sept. The
super-dreadnaught. Washington. one
of the four largest battleships In
the United States navy, was
launched here today.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

A new line OF non-dIvorce wedding
rings at the new price at Dasenports,
just around tho corner on 9Th street
30-1s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

creates extraordinary interest.
Cyrug Townsend Brady wrote the
novel on which the play Is baed
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01
CALIFORNIA NEWS

SAN FRANClSCO--sam Morlen
and N May Williams. alleged I'LL
cit druk iealers. were bound over to
the Federal Grand Jury under $4,000
bonds each on q charge Of violating
the Federal Anti-Narcotics law in
that they oonspired with others to
smuggls drugs into San Quentin pri-
son.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

SAN OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES San
Bernardino sweltered In tempera-
ture Of 1os degrees vacationists in
Big Bear Valley. above this city. were
treated to . freak snowstorm which
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-09-01

get through deciding about the
ski length thing H. too-akng on many
Arrange besth ~ 70
the Intriguing big angel In Transparent
the
times wrists sometimes Just below the elbows In
caught part cun-aga Is satnere
Even the very tiny sleeve cant 10 smpe'
thing is to watch your sleeve
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-04-08
NO QUARREL ON THAT POINT
pIete Agreement Concerning
Classification of Relatives.

There lived with an eminent divine
his two sisters, Mary and Jane. One
morning he was deeply %engrossed In a
new treatise he was preparing, when
his young daughter was brought to
him by her governess.
81 have to report Miss Ellen for a
terrible thing. She called her Aunt
Mary a-a-a ID fool" said the
governess.
"How terrible !" responded the d.
vine. did you call your Aunt Mary
this awful thing?"
mo, father. l didn't" faltered the
youngster. II called her a fool-but
not a-a-a ID fool"
"Well, eve that is very wicked Of
YOU" he replied, "but as you did not
use that awful adjective l will forgive
you. You may 60" And he returned
to his writing.
The youngster, however, did not go.
"Please, father" she said, presently,
81 didn't call Aunt Mary a id fool.
! called her a fool. But-I-I-I did
call Aunt Jane a ID foolI"
"Yes, yes!" he mumbled, without
looking up from his work II quite
agree. That is the precise distinction
between them that usually make my
self !'-London Tit-Bits.