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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

"Somethin' should be done L dis
courage tn terrific literary output in
this country" declared Miss Fawn
Lippincut, last evenin'. in an ad-
dress before tn Authors League"
There's been at least nine thousan'
miles o. ramblin' nonsense written on
tn subject of efficiency alone in tn
last three years. No doubt tn short
age o. paper kin be traced directly
& tn labOred an tiresome articles
on this one subject alone. an we
hain't got as much efficiency as
we had before tn war. An eff
cheney, as understand il. don't mean
nOthin' no how but tightenin' tn
screws an gittn' everything you kin
out O. everything an ever'buddy.
But theirs an awful over production
% articles on ever subject. Think
TO- buyin' tn magazines an takin'
EN- home like we used to- Why.
IL would require a truck. Theirs a
thick. soggy magazine on ever pos
sible subject-ga-denin'. golf. hshin'.
canOeini, motorin'. styles. fairly de-
cent fiction. spicy fiction, lawn tennis.
travel, business poultry, invention.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15
MRS. SOLOMON 81 US
By Helen RO10Land
Being Confessions of Wife ZOOth

fever. the only cure is time.
And for the crouch OF dyspepsia.
the only cure is soda-and-fasting.
And. for the crouch OF the golfer,
the only cure is hattery.
And for the crouch OF the morn
ing-after the only cure is distance.
And for the crouch OF the tired
businessman. the only cure is for
bearance.
But. for he Chronic Crouch, there
is NO cure,
Fof IL thou endeavorest 10 be
chatty he is offended, and II thou
art silent, he is suspicious.
If thou offercst him sympathy he
is scornful. and if thou offerest him
advice he is wrathful.
II thou TEMPEST him with food.
ne growleth at the cooking, and II
thou persuadest him 10 eat. he
howleth that he is starving.
And the only way in which he
can be happy is to be utterly mis-
sera Bile"
Verify. verify. the Masculine
Crouch is The White Woman's Bur-
den; and only the fool. in her folly,
thinketh to cure IL
But the wise woman steppeth
softly and departeth in haste, at
its approach; and returneth not,
until the storm hath abated.
For. until tho Sphinx giveth up
her Secret. the Riddle Of the Crouch
shall never be solved,
And the punishment Of Eve, who
offered her Beloved an unripe apple.
and thereby caused the first crouch,
shall be visited upon her daughters
unto the last generation.
Selah.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL" TARIFF.

Passage Of the socaIled emergency tariff bill by
the senate is an interesting commentary upon the
lack of confidence congresses may have in the pub
lie intelligence Whether this is due sef-con-
seriousness among congressman and senator's that a
wise people would have chosen differently in
ing their legislative representatives. can only be
eonjectured. but when it comes from such
Sen Penrose that despite the absence of an emerg-
ency il is necessary to give the farmers some
psychological protection" fool should be
able TO detect the camouAage.
Thus it that all protests from men like Mr.
Hoover. who realize that our country's greatest
need is the expansion of foreign trade,
brusquey brushed aside, and warnings that retala-
ton by Americas best customers fell upon deaf
ears The bill that though the constitution pro-
vides tlat all revenue legislation originate in
the house. really originate in the senate with in
struction TO the lower body to pass it and send it
hack. The house made some amendments most OF
which the senate in its autocratc and dictatorial
way, has out, and now the measure goes 10 con
ference. II remains TO be what viii happen
next but II may be that the lower body following
ifs refusal to be dictated with regard 20 the
Knox peace resolution will not prove as pIiable as
the upper house gentlemen would like.
But that is largely congressional maneuverng
What the country really in IL the effect
~ the bin IL it becomes law. Experts say it
tans only few really desirable provisions It is a
fact that the recommendations Of the tarn
mission have been quite obhterated. There would
be little mischief 70 a psychological tariff and the
anti-dumping and dollar exchange provisions il
foreign nations bat understood IT, but ave. there's
The rub" The Canadian minister Of finance fo~ in
stance. has already announced tariff changes un-
questonabiy levcled az the United states fash
toned very much after the anti-dumping and dollar
exchange provisions OF The Washington BILL
what Canada is doing other countries are likely
% do They TOO have popular psychology 10 deal
Without let us not blame IL all upon the congress
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15
Twin Bed
Lecture

yourself. Always got an appoint
ment or have 10 work late at the
Office or you have a conference.
Suppose you come home and have a
conference with your wife once in a
while? Suppose you make an ap-
pointment with her? Suppose you
do a little work at home occasion
ally? Did you know that the bot
tom fell out OF the ice box last
week? IN NOT AN ICE MAN!
Who said you were an ice man?
You're not even as good as an ice
man. At least he goes home nights.
HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1t doesn't
make any difference. You're trying
10 change the subject, but 1 won't
be put off. II you want any more
economy around this place you'll
have to start il yourself. 1 KNOW
THAT. You know nothing. You
don't even know I'm home here day
after day Shaving and struggling
while you are down town with your
conferences and your appointments
and your ten cent cigars. OH, LET
Up ON THE TEN CENT CIGARS.
Now there you are. I mention Just
one Of your eXtravaga nces and you
fly off the handle. Here 1 suffer in
silence while you accuse me Of gross
extravaganza and running around
and neglectins my home and if 1
mention one Of your extravagances
just once you're ready 10 eat me up.
1 don't see how you can be so bru-
tai But that's what mother always
said. You never know a man until
you've married him. She warned
me about you. She always said, He
may pretend to be generous with
you for a while, but don't let him
pull the wool over your eyes. He'll
be just as mean and stingy as the
rest Of them" And Mother was
right It took IS years before you
showed your true colors but I can
see you now. l should be more
G economical. I'm never home. And
you out all hours Of the day and
night with your conferences and
your appointments and your ten
cent cigars. 0. d. THE TEN
CENT CIGARS. Now there you
go swearing etc,
BULLETIN - Mr.. DOveleigh
was very sleepy the next day.
People in the Office remarked
that he must have spent a rest
less night.)
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

Ny Daughter since the beginning
OF Time. the chief study OF woman
kind hath been the Grouches Of Man.
For 10. there be seven varieties
Of Masculine Crouch:
The Crouch OF Unrequited Love.
The Crouch OF the Spring Fever.
The Crouch of the Dyspepdc.
The Crouch OF the Golfer-off-his-
Game.
The Crouch Of the Morning-After.
The Crouch of the Tired-Business-
Man.
And the CHRONIC CROUCH
which is the crouch Of grouches!
And all those which cannot be
cured, must he endured; yet. for no
two grouches is the remedy the
same.
How then. shall a woman perceive
whence a man's crouch proceedeth:
whether from his heart, or from his
liver, or from his soul, or from his
nerves?
How then. shall she know when
to offer him sympathy and when 10
offer him pepsin; when 10 offer him
kiss and WHOM 10 offer him food;
when 10 encourage him with cheers
and when to sOothe him with tears?
For, in appearance. all grouches
are as one crouch, and that one I'M
fathomable. And. in effect, there is
no difference between an aching
heart and an aching tooth; an ach-
ing stomach and an aching vanity,
a painful shoe and a painful con-
science. And the sign of one crouch
as OF all grOUches is silence and
gloom and ferocityl
Yet, for the crouch of unrequted
love, the only cure .s-another love.
And for the crouch OF the spring
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

efficiency experts an physical train
ers, lawn tennis players an motor
lists, country gentlemen an mush-
room growers, uuisances on national
questions an sickly lovers O. ro-
nance. If all this literature hain't
goin L lure Us astray-mOuld tn
characters o. tn comm generation
what is il go.n' L do2 Another
thing-when do we find time L de-
YOUR this mountain o. literature Is
IL takin' cur minds or o. more use
full occupations All o. this mass o.
printed matter must be read on tn
cars, or IN tn shops an business
houses, since TIERS rarely any buddy
at home an it's too dark IN a movie
theatre 2 read. Are we simply
buyin' most Of these books an maga-
zines fer tn pictures? We used L
wait a month fer tn Century an
Harper's. but Tiers some sort OF
lurid. gummy magazine poppln' out
ever day dated three weeks ahead
We wonder II al IN folks with no
visible means @ support hain't slyly
wIun fer III magazines q"
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15
The Peril OF AHghting
BY John Henry Zuver-

Pl IL casss ds P : s f %as
believe that the earth was ound only the first prove it
Pasoras and Os Line OF thinkers conced that we live on globe
carry their ideas
feasibility of ever, progressive has had
9si1 o before any bulldog OF accomplishment has dared SINK his
S .ofsh oS hsnsd Years h1ys jumped from cobs' and his
ing for place to land The peril Of ashng tod' We
being killed by his fellow nvgao found task make friends
number of things of which he had never dreamed
The old Flying Machine
o os %Pi e Aa one S 9 @
Darius. rs a sfmi d ss s s o. He bnE business
IS: s: !: : :; = $: =; 4: ;::s:
6 2P @ yi e n 5 S ~as fourth Of july and he intended
RI RI @ a on the s ha@1ssii ' % people, s@ s ''
an an light IN say t, tH S aS ss~1r s osS% '
a %1 fm Worlds , s th %p CHAP 5fS Sm the moon;
But did he hoped; and he picked himself the
S tn: 5s he hfs s s b & SF G s R sa @ hiding
I ps;s. ,1 @; ;a9s. s? s@s ss s tina. wa.
wa af f nR Gtn his a Gi'9oi % nose with his cuff
DC iun in but when 1ns 'et co%e '1 H9SS sight
@ s & the So e ss a
process coming
y ud " the debts and PH's'Hs and scandals
%ns0 on B I so1ns ss d been o nd PGnsO
9Gm nn and perl All Europe and part Of A%e sit now the barn
s fun. but alightng $ uncomfortable
pleasant da 1 but nsss Rs ss % h not b
toma and know that we areth
The problem Of the
minds osuc
dizzy heights fal-and
fabecause
leader.
while everybody stands the chance the majority stand STILL The
the best
head The
AN be a hat
When the broke the nations leader hold
Everybody
discrimination win Columbus had but when
doggedness had
turned much everything had
fought
The that had
turned ourselves We took eachohs
learning that all being choked; that
deandng that live entirely all
body that all
might rightn the scale of the everlasting
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

Congress for campaign effect. ranted and raved
during the last IS months of the last adminisra-
ton. poisoning the people into wanting a change
and from they knew not what-but wanting a
change. The people were as willing to be hum
plugged it seemed, as congress was to humbug
them. and now congress is trying make its hum
bug good. Had unselhshly faced the world situa-
ton, following the armistice, instead of making
politics OF everything for the sake Of Office
plums, would not be in our present internal or
international predicament either one.
At time when the world urgently needs freer
commerce and more liberal credit facilities based
on good will and conhdence-which it was the
cardinal purpose Of the Paris peace conference
through the League of Nations to promote-here
stand. only repudiating the work Of
that conference least in words-for "psychologi-
car enect,-but threatening to erect new barriers
TO trade and open the way to commercial warfare
We witness Messrs. Hughes and Hoover having
some merry times as consequence. The country
will have no occasion to thank congress for the
fulfllment of this part of the peoples mandate
Wait and see
One reason there isn't freight car shortage
now because there are no sugar prohteers using
box warehouses.
-o
stillman sails for Europe in his yacht Modesty.
Suggestion Charles Chaplin: Buy yacht and
christen it Tragedy
And probably thereu be the same sort of bag
Cling every time insallment of the German in
demnity falls due
If a diplomat says yes he means perhaps I: he
says perhaps. he means If he says no he's no
diplomat
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

the speed limit. somebody punctures
the tire.
The girl with the smile wins-if
IT'S smile of indifference. Men
are like persimmons-it takes a
touch of frost" to make them sweet.
There are books on how to Eat
and Grow Thin Drink and be
Sober" and Live and Stay Young
but the Millennium will not arrive.
until somebody writes a treatise on
how TO Marry and Remain a Bach
elor.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15
H. p MCEOOy

In an unfortunate moment
Mr.. Doveleigh suggested TO Mrs.
Doveleigh that she make a resO-
luton to be more economical
during the New Year. Husbands
are always doing fool things like
that.
So I'm TO be more economical
this year, am u Friend Wife is TO
do Cinderella while you are the Fairy
Prince, Ell? I'm to peel the potatoes
with a razor and make nutritious
soup out of coffee grounds while you
entertain at the club and shoot dol
lar and a quarter golf balls in the
water holes. I'm to keep chasing
the worn spots on the rug TO cover
them with the library table and if L
want shelf paper l can use the comic
supplement. And I suppose l am to
be more economical with clothes.
Here you go down town with a clean
collar on every day and your suit
pressed until it hurts and I stay
home all day in a n apron. YOU'RE
NEVER HOME! In never home,
Ell? 1 suppose the house just stright-
ems itself. 1 suppose Santa Claus
comes down and gets your supper
and does the dishes.
I'm never home! I like that!
There's gratitude for you. a
woman can stay in the house
night and day and slave for a
man until her fingers are worn
to the bone and all she gets is
Wen have 10 be more econom-
zeal this year or You're never
home" Where do you get that
1--WE" stuff? Be more economical
Yourself. You with your ten
cent cigar and riding around in
taXicabS.
And how do YOU know whether
I'm never home7 You're never home
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15
Reflections Of
A Bachelor Girl

A man never realizes how hard
the world is, until he bumps into
the right girl, falls in love, plunges
INTO marriage-and then has 10
sell his automobile in order TO paw
Tor the upkeep Of baby-carriage.
somehow, just as a man fancies he
Is riding the wheel Of fortune at
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

One reason there isn't freight car shortage
now is because there sugar prohteers using
box cars as warehouses
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

stillman sails for Europe in his yacht Modesty.
Suggestion to Charles Chaplin: Buy a yacht and
christen it Tragedy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

Cling every time instament of the German in
demnity falls due
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

All together now, ladies. turn the rugs about to
hide spots faded By the sun.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

If a diplomat says yes. he means perhaps. I. hs
says perhaps. he II he says no. he's no
diplomat.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

Wouldn't it be awful if housewives struck for
shorter hours
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

Ancient Peruvians said 70 have had Jazz
bands Maybe that's why the spaniards massaered
them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

BiologieaIly speaking the least important flies
easiest 10 swat.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

Speaking OF old times 30 you remember May
Is. 1917. when congress PASSED the selectve serv-
ice acte
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15

What's become OF the old-time lawyer who wore
stovepipe hat in which he carried his legal docu-
ments2
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-11-22
IN VT AB {

Unirea Solicitation ''Dr. C. An.
gelescu- r. Ardelean" din Gle
veland, Ohio, are onoare a invita-
pc toate surorile societati, cluburi
81 parochii, precum 81 pc toti ro-
mani 81 romancele din loo 81 jur
a lua parte la Petrecerea inpreu-
nata Gu dams, care va avea loc,
tDumineca la 81 Novembrie 1921
in hala Stokes, 6Q21 st. Clair
Ave.
Dansul Sc va incepe la ora 3 D.
M, 81 va dura pana la ora Z p. M.
La ora Z Sc va juca jocul national
Caluserul de bat, sub conducerea
vatavului dl Gligcr Corpodean.
Dupa jocul Caluserilor Sc va
dansa din nou pana la ora II 80
din noapte.
Muzica 'Desteapta-te Romano:
de sub conducerea lui Simion
Duca din Cleveland, O., va distra
onor. Public GU cele mai frumoa-
sc arii de dams 81 cantece ma
tionale.
Pretul de 1ntrare: Domnii soc
Damele IS cent?.
Suprasolviri Sc primesc Gu
mare multumita 81 sc vor cuita
pc Gale ziaristica.
Bufetul va fl asortat Gu cele
mai placute beuturi racoritoare.
In speranta cd vom salnta in
mijlocul nostru un numar cat Sc
|poate de mare de participant,
pana La revedere am ramas astep-
tandu-ya GU bratele deschise.
comitetul aranjator.
NIB. - Doritorii de a Sc inscrie
in Societate pc ziua sus-numita
vor fl primiti Gu bratele deschise,
solvind numai 10 cent? taxa de
inscriere.
(273 & 76).
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-11-22
IN WHARF

D-nul Neagu Popa din comma
Alma mica jud. Tarnava-mica Ro-
face cmoscuta casatorla
sa GU D-soara Vironica Aldea
D.soara Vironica Aldea din co.
muna Ernea jud. Tarnava-mica
Romania, face cunoscuta casato-
ria sa Gu dl Neagu Popa.
Invita- Gu toata dragostea pc
toate neamurile, consateni, prize
teni 81 crmoscuti a Ma parte la
Celebrarea cununiei religioase,
care va avea loc Dumineca in 2I
Novembrie 1921 la orele 2 p. m
in Hala Soc. ''Sentinela Romano"
din 1oc 81 Greder street, Fort
Wayne, End.
Serviciul divin Sc va tinea din
partea d-lui Rev. Simion Mihal-
| tan, preot gr.-or. roman din In
diana, Harbor, Ind.
NASH vor Fl d-nul Zosim 81
dina Anica Dan, din comuna
Alma mica.
0 muzica din cele mai bune va
distra pc onorati oaspeti Gu cele
mai frumoase arii de dams 81 can
tece rationale.
| Masa va Fl aranjata la orele
p. m. lar dupa masa va urma Joe
lpana la ziua.
In speranta ca onorati 'oaspeti
ne VOr OnOra- Gu preZenta dior
am ramas salutandu-va Gu toata
dragostea.
MIRH 81 NASH.
| (273-74).
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-11-22

Aceias ncru 81 partidul taranesc din Rom6nia Mare
Vecn regat province aipe de ell T6ate partidee De
guvemamlnt 81 Gel dea puere 81 cee din opoae ncearc6
toae ce dovedeasca absurdtae unui pa1d arnesc
zieand @ odata ce taranul capatat paant mai
mic de revendicat 81 partid tarnesc nu mai n
specuator eamen fara nici un cap6ta ncul neptepu,
tot se cred ea poate produce mpresie IN nasse popn
. pserk i9erederea in conducatqrii lor % cn sI
tas dacA sar inscre maine IN pardele % ~
= primiti g alaia, ridicandule n slaya nssrt9
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-11-22

de IA ami 81 unul de 13, - au fost
dust la spital, 1nde stunt aproapel
de mearte din cauza otravirii de
alcool. John Tnriello, unicul care
mai putea vorbi, a spus detectivi-;
ior ca eli cinei copii, au gasit pc
strada sticla &c a continut ceva
ce mirosia a whiskey. Ri au beut3
81 lea fost rau. Trei all fost gasiti
dar ceilalsi dol nu inca.
Dover, @. - John Rees, un biz
ciclist batran din acest oras a
facut 91.OO0 mile cu ,bicicleta hui.
lei are etatea de 81 ami, lar bici-
cleta lui este de 35 AMI. 'Nu mi-as
da scula mea batrana -nici pentrn
eel mai scump AUTOMOBILE a
zis batranul Rees, mangaind
'scula sa'' 81 zimbind unui ziarist
care Ia interviewat.
i Warren, O. - Nouile construc-
til de apaduct ale orasului- all
adus in cele cinci primi luni ale
functionarii lor un profit de
10000 dolari, precum arata ci-
frele publicate All. Directorul
servicillui e. Fl. Braunberns spu-
me ca ratele vor Fl reduse in mod
considerable.
New Philadelphia. - D-soara
Alta G.. Reed, in South Bend
! Ind, este aici in drumul sau ce
vrea sal faca in toata America
) Dansa Sc ocupa GU yinderea catu.
selor, lanturilor, etc. adeca toate
rechizitele de ce are lipsa IN bun
serif. Dansa mai vinde 81, revol
we're. Ea este unica fence in Sta
tele Unite care vinde de aceste.
; Dennison, Ohio. - Bobby Law
: son, un cal de curse, a fost cum
parate in 1918 Gu 80 dolari ds
Frank Green, din Dennison. Az
: | "a vindut GU suma de $500 do
lari. Cumparatorul este Grow
Bros, New Castle, Pa. -Calul /;
castigat mai multe premii 81 sta
! panul sau a castigat multi Gu e
: facand prinsori.
Londra, - Sir James Craig
care a negociat Gu Lloyd Georg,
!, in chestia Irlandei, este merel
holnav, zace in pat, din care cauz;
S 'au amaanat negocierile. Premie
. rul Lloyd George il invitase p,
Z Mercuri la o conferinta intima |:
! el Aici amintim ca langa Belfas
! S 'au intamplat eri ciocniri intr,
sinn-feini 81 unionisti. Tn ON ;
: fost omorit 81 mai multi raniti
! 1inistea a fost restabilita de sol
! DAFT.
Anderson, Ind. - John T. Nc
IClure, conducator in Casa depu
tailor din Indiana murit aic
eri. Ell a fost primar in Andersen
mai multi timp, apoi judecator il
curtea judeteana 81 membru il
comisia serviciilor publice d
e stat.
II LOndra. - Presa de aici zapa
t Ecita de vista hui hugo SHINES
a magnatul de finante al Germa
| niei. SHINES a repetat ziaristilo
de mai multe ori Ca venirea lu
4 in Anglia mare altceva decat III
caracter privat. SHINES avn
4 mai multe fntrevederi Gu oamen
E de- afaceri de aici. Dansul a )
! plecat deja in Germania. O yer
/ siune despre venirea lui cd el !
i Iincercat sa vfnda niste secrete d
preparate de anylin guvernnlu
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1921-11-22
ON FUCA CONDHuLU|

JJn cetitor ne intreaba ce in
semnaaza ''Pasturizarea" lapte-
lui. Ce diferenta este intre lapte-
lie pasturizat 81 nepasturlzat.
inseamna omorirea
microbilor din lapte prin un pro-
ces mecanic, lar diferenta intre
laptele pasturizat 81 nepasturlzat
este, dupa cunostintele noastre,
castigate intro lunga experienta
ca eel nepasturizat e lapte pc
cand eel pasturizat seamana y
lapte.
Daca s'ar liberia criminalii 81
pungasii din inchisori 81 s'ar in
terna oamenii cinstiti, eel din
urma ar fl in siguranta 81 statul
ar realiza mare economic prlr
desfiintarca politiei 81 judeca
toriilor, nemai find nevoie d;
aceste institutiuni.
Barbatul catre nevasta, care
vrea sa-si cumpere un balton dt
!blana:
20 draga. cand al sti de chinu
rile pc carl lie sufera bietcle ami
male. Am cetit eri un articol foar
| te sugestiv scris de unul care {
vazut Gu ochii supliciul bietelol
animate. Vinatorii intind cursel,
de otel, earl an niste dinti- mari
ca animalul prins sa nu poat;
scapa. Animalul prins in cursa
tipa sfisietor. Sc sbate sa svirco
leste ceasuri intregi, pana vi,
vinatorii de ii scoate afara, $
atunci, inchipuieti draga, brutel'
acele, fara nici un pic de mila ii
inima lor, lie jupoaie de vii. E cev'
respingator, dureros, sfIsietor
barbar. mai cu seama cand cad
mama in cursa 81. bietii pui as
| teapta sd vie sal hraneasca. ST.
'Ah! Oh! Numai spune draga
Taci, te rog, ca-mi sfisie inima 7
raspunde nevasta, isbucnind il
lacrami, 81 el mangaie 81 0 alin
lta, sd Sc linisteasca, convins Cd
scutit cateva suite de dolari, dar.
lpasari de astea sunt rare in zilel
noastre.
Billy Sunday evanghelistu'
mare propovaduitor prohibitie
MIST, cu prilejul aniversarii de 5
ami de la nasterea lui a zis intr'
mare adunare religioasa ca fetel
pot sa-si inroseasca fata, 5
poarte rochii scurte, dar sa n
rasuceasca carimbii ciorapilor i
jos sa li-se vaza genunchii goi. =
Birrr... Cum? Admite batranu
moralist ca poalele rochiilor S