The copper era and Morenci leader., 1921-02-04
DUNCAN 'BUzzARDS'
 KNOCKED OFF BOOST |. BY LITTLE HEN"

Admitted, the ''oId hens" of Duncan are pretty bad birds.
 Put what about Buzzards?
 Why I know, where there IS "a special roost for those black gentle men.
 Yes, it is down here at Buzzard Roost, where the poor old hens have such trouble, making by that corner and old tree, where henny's feet go chick chick" on the only old side walk Duncan boast of, and where the only pair of shoes the "old bird" possess are viewed and reviewed by MT. Buzzard, and the silk stocking and trim and shapely ankles of the young chickens, whom chance to stray by. Here the birds are stunning them selves, and whitl. Q away for dear life. So with wise wink and gos- sipy "Cawi Caw," back and forth at each other, this is what they say: q feel sorry for that poor hem, says old Buzzard to his side pardner, "her old man drinks so and by the way if this dry spell" continues (of course I mean the weather) why he's broke" :"
 "Oh Yes! there goes so and sos wife She's wild cat, that one, keeps him poor, and then there-that one we all know about these store keep CTS, they simply hold fellow up, (no wonder they have it easyO.
 "Oh, But, Look, here comes one Of those out of the -"Woman's Club. Watch her now, the'r frights. Why they even tried to put these innocent Pool Halls out of Duncan. Whats fellow going to do, for some place to go, and little recreation in evenings. I simply can't stick home, too many kids, and they bother me with their noise'' (Let wife stay though) If they would put these Pool Halls out of Duncan, we'll dry up and blow away
 Don't fret, little danger, I can tell you, of getting them out. Yes, but let your youngster hang around them see card game upon card game, even | played unfair. Leave sonny listen to coarse talk, and perhaps by chance | get little (white mule) right out 1 back of them, from some kind hearted | pal.
 l Then let a crowd of men get fairly we'll 'tanked', and go down to the i Hall, as there is a dance, and go up 1 ask some nice little Miss for dance and blow his breath right down into | her face during the entire set. I Run out get drink between times come in, get pardner and continue l to Jazz until you can't stand or wall any longer, then go crawl under l pool table or go get in poker game if you have the money, and come Jazzing home about sun rise, vowin' i your sick enough to die, and mak' the whole house hold unhappy. Hens are bad to cackle and gossip we all know, but take account of you self old Buzzard and let Duncan hem and chickens alone.
 II Come down off your ROost, mak the old saying come true: 'Fin' feathers makes fine birds, and dol old henny up, thatl make her cackl about so happily, of the fine old bir' she has for pardner.
 Let the Womans Club alone. It sure ly does not harm you nor I, they d. some good you must admit.
 Remember the time the welcome the returned chaps. Hens cooked an
 that was some spread too. In al fiocks there are some through breds
 Stay home little more. See you kiddies don't run into the Pool Halls
 Take a new start in life. in 1921 an
 let the white mule alone. So the SC Ter will go busted. Be a true Dun canite Boost the Wee Burgh.