The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1921-03-05

AROUND THE WORLD.

Pennsylvania university has start
ed cooking course for men" A
course of cooking ought to improve
at least such college men as are only
half baked.
Ostrich on California ranch kicked
his mate to death because she refused
to set on the eggs in the DAYTIME
after he had performed that duty all
night. One way to argue equal rights.
Yes, Friday is certainly an unlucky
day. America was discovered on
Friday. Think how unucky it would
have been if America had never been
discovered and the rest Of the world
had never known anything about you.
Might use Ku Klux klan as test to
tell whether belated citizens are
| drunk or not. If they can say the
name without getting their tongue
tied into double bow-knot, they
should be allowed to go their way.
Frank Klingensmith went to worl,
| for Henry Ford about 20 years age
| at s1S week. When he quit re
| cently-or was fired. as Henry says
he was drawing $4,000 year as
general manager. 1t certainly is 3
| shame the way poor boys are treated
| in this country--no chance: nothing
| but kicks: ground under the heel OF
| the capitalist; kept in wage slavery
| Something should be done about it.
Old Irish joke can now be revived
the one where Pat says to Mike
where is itye've been, and where bt
| veg goin'f" And Mike replies: "Oi'v,
been to Killbrittain and Dim goin' t.
FILLMORE"
English novel is announced by pub
fishers az being "pseudonymously'
published. "Pseudonymously"- that''
nothing: we know a longer one thar
that observation-disclosures
and it's in the dictionary too-or a
least twas when we looked; it ma,
have got out since. Another one o
the same family is "pseudohermaph
roditism." and still another pseudo
parthenogenesis." That will DO fol
this time.
Leper in Washington recently es
capped from quarantine and left fol
parts unknown. Evidently this lepe,
wanted to change his spots.
1 3
Railroad conductors so years agt
wore plug hats: baseball players IL
years ago wore side wiskers: womeI
20 years ago wore bustles. TIL,
world is certainly on its way, though
we dtn't know where it's going.
Nonpartisan League has adopted
motto: well stick" Opponents o
League answer back: eyes, but yot
can't stick u.s."
Miss Alice Robertson, the new con
gresswoman from Oklahoma, ism
making herself favorite with hel
own sex. She says that when sh,
comes to Washington she is going e
keep her eyes open and her moutl
shut" How unwomanlyi
Getting ready to celebrate centen
NAL Of Monroe doctrine in 1929
Looked at one time as if there WASH
going to be any more Monroe doc
trine.
j Now let those horrid men who sa,
women can't do things 90 and hans
themselves for shame. A woman il
England has succeeded in lightins
1903 candles all with one ordinar,
safety match.
Pennsylvania cheesemakers are nov
shipping schweitzer cheese to Swift
erland. The Swiss still have what
goes with schweitzer.
There is more lumber consumed /,
forest fires in America every yea,
than all Americas sawmills manu-
facture in year.
D.
The annual tobacco bill of the Uni
ted States is s2,110O0O,O0o of which
SSOO,O00,000 is spent for cigarets.
| Contrary to general belief the Am
erican Indian is increasing slowly il
numbers according to the Indiar
commissioner.