The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1921-11-04
RESERVED SEATS IN THE SUN.

Noyo DOdt
all enybudy kin see is bout sum
BUDDY what is a wanten a place in
the sun.
Now all l cares fer this kind NV
dope aint much, es the price NV
coal is what is a botheren yours
truly mOren all NV the sun shine
what eny poor prunes kin soak up,
when chill December winds is in the
future. How sum ever l guess sum
NV these here what is a howlen till
they gifts blue in the face fer their
place in the sun, has got sum thing
else what is a eaten off NV them er
they would git out n dust fer a
lump NV coal n git sum fire start
ed into their house so es they
wouldn't have to hunt the sunny
side NV sum place where they kin
stick their own selves up.
Seems like they is all the times
sum gasaboos what amt got nuth-
en- else ter do cepten to kick fer
sum things what they amt got, il
they has got sum things to eat then
they kicks like sum bay steer fer
sum things to wear, n if they is
got sun glad rags then they kicks
fer sum things to ride their sells
around in, n if they is got sum
shady place to sit in then they is
a howlen like Billy be danced fer
a place to git the sun ter shine on
to theirselfs. Wv course sum place
in the sun is all rights if you amt
got no eleven dollars and four bits
added which, same most folks amt
like what these here punches of par
sley what is in the coal business is
all the times a asten but even sum
fire what is all made NV wood is
bettern sum places what I has seen
what Wus in the sun. Fer instance
eny BUDDY kin have a place in the
sun on the south side Nv the house
under the caves es any BUDDY what
likes ter have sum drips into their
coat collar kin have the same but
when l wants sum bath I amt goen
to git so lazy es 1 can't take my
glad rags off NV yours truly. Els
most uv the times what is a cumen
now purity soon, there is goen to be
sum snow n ce sticken erund on
the top Nv sum roofs N this here
frozen goods is goen to git wet
when it gifts sum place into the sun.
Then there is sum nuther place
what is in the sun, when they is
eny sun what is a shinen, what all
of these here birds what has put on
any BUDDY what l knose n this same
place is on the top NV some smoke
stack N eny BUDDY what wants to
howl fer a place like what that is,
amt got no more cents n sum jack
rabbits which so fer l amt seer no
BUDDY like.
There amt no law what I lose
eny things bout what tells any bud
dies what kind NV stuff they has
got to git into their noodles N ev-
cry buddy's koo koos amt just like
es lots has got bugs in sindes NV
'em n sum has got so bad they has
the bugs OIL the cutsides too, so if
any NV these here herrings is a wan
ten to take all NV theirs in sun
shine stead Nv mixen a little moon
shine with the same no BUDDY ort TO
give a peanut es most likely they is
nutty huff all ready. All l has to
say is if any Nv these here sun wor-
shippers is belonging to the bawl
headed row they had better keep
their lids on to theirselfs so es they
don't git sum sun strike es strikes
is against the labor boards, N all
any BUDDY what amt got no half
sole on top NV their koO koos amt
got no business gitten up ginst
nuthen like that. There is lots NV
things what is good fer bawl heads
but sui amt one NV which.
All NV these sun fish seems like
they is wanten to git all NV their
place in the sun out in the middle
NV sum BUDDY elses pasture not bein
satisfied with the kind what they
has to home n curse the Teller
what owns the place amt feelin'
like he vas gittin jist the kinds NV
ASSA "A"S AS LINUS 10 GIL tO6CIlCIS
the sumner and them what amt
summers is kickin' up the dirt like
they was sun big parade n all NV
the rest is holden on to their horse
es they is fraid the elephant is goen
to cum N then they will have sum
run away with theirselfs.
IN es all NV the best minds is a
tryen to figure out who is goen to
git most Nv the earth n also the
sun why l has been dozen sum NV
this here figeren too SO l is abel to
tell all NV my dear readers just how
all this here momentious question
Ort to be token a hold onto. First
off they wants to take all Nv these
what is a wanten for sun down on
to the equator n give each n ever
one NV the poor fish a lump Nv ice
to sit on the top NV n the rules NV
the game is that the bird what gifts
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