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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

Honolulu Hawaii Aur 50 Al
though q WAS originally planned lhsl
tAe forsheomine sessions ~ He rroYI
Congress os the wutld De hel8 from
October o. ss. ls noe prohs~.s s
hat he seA % more delegates WITH
remaia in Hawaii rs 80 instead 80 IA
days ieifn raarsion publisher
af he Honolulu Advertiser and slee.
chairman ot tho loeal executive eam
a.ttec, has gone u San rraneisso @
hook in.o transportation ina iefs ans
~hlie here expects so complete ihe
"a day arrangements
Tho additional aaYe win materially
assist the loeal entertainment com
mll,oe, and give Il ain opportunity Ga
prepare even maee elaborate pro-
cram than vas a flH, planned al.
though tse ard one halr DAYS Of che
aeleaato'a say n Honolulu viii he
deeuieh entirely % mnsNcss mauer
ali ot 'ho remAiuiHs flmc Will be sive0
over 90 sightseeing. receptions. surf
ridlng excursions to int esihi
places paeeanis laaus" pc na,ly,
Hawaiian foae's ana Nlmmlnf a
famous Walkik heach
Ihe tentative pforram and ts, ~
Fpeatera show that nome of H'
world most distinguished Journalistic
3Ill como fo Honolulu for hc Pres
Con ress and eaeh aay of huhlun
in the old 'hrono rp0m Ia ialau
Palace. new he executive hnllding
VIII he repleto with interesting paper.
addresses ana discussions
Although the buik ~ me delegate.
will come from mainland America
such countries aa I'm land, NeN zst.
land Australia me Philippines Gem
trial America south Ame~e chinn
Japan. Norpt'y Indls Ga q. pni
Canada VIII send fairly large delesa
tions
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30
Stable Groom Weds
Rich Society Girl Won
At Horse Show

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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30
GUTHRIE Gas RATE
ls AGAIN hikED

Continued from Pare ~
1920. the commission issued au order
increasing the domestic rate 20 IS
cents
TITO domestic rate far the uewcy
Gas company ia January of 'hls year
aaa 80 cents subsequently 20 the
installation of the city gate rate for
tie Quapaw Gas company which sup
plies the Dewey company. this rat.
was reduced 10 t6 cents with a two
cent penalty FOR not paying bills With
ID ton days after rendition Thu
company filed an application hat this
rate would eausf he company 70 do
business a. q loss The commission
found that during the past several
years the Dewey Gas company has
been supplying eas az a very low rate
and has nor earned even sufficient
net revenue 70 institute fair re-
turn on the investment and nothin,
at all for depreciation consequently
the plant has been permitted greatly
10 deprecia,o while rendering service
% the community NJ Dewey and IN
view Of which depreciation allen
ance OF 10 per cent a considered
fair and reasonable
4 new rate therefore Is fixed of IS
cents for the first 5000 cubic Zee.
s5 cents FOR tho next 100000 cubic feet
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30
uN FORTIFIED BOUNDARY LINES

The mos, notable boundary Of ccn
fidence IN ne world s. probably y
United states Canada llre Il was
unfortifed when Great Hri'ain and
Canada were stronger than The rni-
ted states, and reaains 80 when the
balance Of power has changed A
similar boundary g, confidence exists
between Sweden and Nosway
There is .hen, scattered srouna
he vorla. good deal ~ confidence
There is. upfor una;els also good
deal Of distrust and fear AZ long
a. the fear and dis,rus, last. arma-
nents VIII last with them From the
March OF Events in the September
Worlds WorS
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

ment ha. made Canada hrst among
an countries IN health Of its i've
stock. Crusades b the to,aas g.
vision against smut snd control o'
late flight aud ps.tato rot. accord
Inz 10 the report. save the country
S22 .Os4l00 annually
In field huxhandry. BY greater use
of cror rotations i is estimated
0rtaric alone Is benefted S5<-Vvu.'
oa0 annually. Summer falle~re
gives the prairie provinces . gam
of 500 O0au 900 annually.
n is through thc services oi u .
Don,nion department Of Agricui-
ture and other aid extended - the
government that newly settled
lands show hIg returns from ne
.-xt- = and tire aggregate yseId each
wear increases
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

OTTAWA. ONT.--train growers
81 ,bs tf-see prairle provinces have
ben enr,rhei s2u 0oo.oeo annually
afcof.;.rr n report ~ me
Do.ainion Departmen; of agricni-
TIRE. ty the discovery OF @aTag's
vhe hy the cereal disisicn VI the
experimental farms iraheh
iufrosucticn u ila's'rnsy VIC
,cry and Tanner oats the rspoF'
siaws hss added sa.0ph 100 yea
while cthei nrss es.sTse grains n"fe
been responsible f"f saipe -
crease Of S1ets, n''0
plan. ir-rfiint mas lea te 1e~
varieties sncA a. fie Neil's apis
exr.s Aair.f7n rrri, Ai1erits
somaf- ans tarey itpes oi TIRE
ffui <ii efssSior Ifp' ronffvi ~
tie aeso,al lranst &. he ,'ersf'-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30
THORP GOES BACH
TO THE uisiDIRO\

Toledo. o. Aug so Jim Thorpe.
the noted football star win fe'ura
10 the gridsron this fall after DE
close of the American Association
baseball season He plans = orfan
lxe professional team snd stage
games in the Toledo baseball paris
The famous Indian athlete has been
playing the outfieid with the Toledo
cluh Ibis season
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30
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< "THEM WAS rHE DAYS" %

Is TX Ixx y XXX xM = Y y
Ny father used 10 sing land shock
my motherl
Tread on nay eorns and lell me 'lsg
Bat don't give me dfied apple PICS
And welt DO reeaii going into
school whom email child and lhluk-
Ing The earth would surely swa low
The child who had dared write on
the blackboard
Blaine rldna a white horse.
Cleveland rides a mule
Blaine le wise man
Cleveland is a fule
And our teacher. southern Demo
cfai. nearly dds r. ~
An added starter 10 W NJ M.
sehool days hymns 81 hate
Three more days and well BE- free
From this school Of misery
No more pencils. no more books.
10 more teachers. with ugly looks;
10 more Latin. no more Creeks.
No more sitting on hard WOO !
seat
Note Three" IA the first lire,
changed daily gtar,ing about sixty
This Is my best recollection 81 the
version rendered By the youth Of the
Blaine school wes' Superior. Wis
'consin. IN or about the year 1876
Spincus
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

Fhe season is here when mans hay
feYer ana asthma uftpfefa aeek rev
lief AZ health fea0fls Those who ro.
main at home ean find relief a
Foleya Honey and Tar Il HprendH
q healing. eopthinE coating aYWl
i9cAliuH. lA9latln membranes eases
cAUtinK ana Ruping and aids fo re'
ffogh.na sleep Sold everywhere
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

Ther wrre sittts 2ai1o Ia the
s'e iroaaary ou juiy !. 1851 ac
cofdlHr 20 a 8 LeeeFaf state sreaa
afer ~ this amoun' however ~
e0aA8o waa from lhr aala of county
foad bpnAa the moueY fsem ahish
muat ho deposited with lne stats
feasnr"r nn'll matched ny federal
funds
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

When tl4N bowels are cuHsiipa'ed
lower bowels or large nicstlues DO
come packed Wl;h refuse matter. that
ia made up largely Of germs These
germs onter tAc vermiform appendix
aud set 81 inflammation, which ii
eomIoaif kaJaa as appendicitis
Take nsmte Istf rnhle'a when
needed ard frea gsF bowels ferA'af
aud sou has iiue 90 feaf from ap'
pendicstis.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30
FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS
FoR B5cKkcsr Kiherfs ARo blADpga

Concrete ships are being used on
the Rhine for river trade. Tho Ger
mans are building many such boats
TO replace those turned over to tbs
Allies
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30
COURT HOUSE NOTES



Filen ,lsodlow. ~ mar ~ Mary y.
ara John 1. Toney " 70. 4 u ss.
laaa 90 Nr - ~ II la etesps 1
acre
rslwia wamxa "a ux ID eisu Car.
mea. ! ~ a. $4,000 % t.os es she
Nw ~ IS lfaw
tea Carmen. Al us a KdMla
wslnAa II II. sseoo Nr ~ fa
"a s4
MissslIansau.
EaAAr NAwtun Rmi'haemA win. 10
st
nls'glt, Caurt
fhe fesas 60 ya t'hss A iphHma.
Transcript fsum ! v s'uart ~ Y p.
usalnlrY
Nauro nsus. fikhtalag noa 60 -,
y 6 uraer n q Niska and John g
wfgka rFemtsaary nosA 1891 70 and
gaata
q > Moofa and % g MoaY~ Va. G.
ofner aaA II q wiskA rrunia
s0rY uase tss4 80 and coats
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

Sauce Is nsea go create an an-
petite er rel.sh for iaa foea Tho
right way is lo look 10 eour dlRes
ton When yoa have good Digestion
yon are certain go rellsh your food
chamberl0lnf Tahlots Improve thr
digestion, create haallhy appetite
and canso gentle movement 81 tho
bowels
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

MNwxs &MxM wwN~w& n
Contracts hass been lel los con,
alfaeslun af Nl,er ahl's snsNMs
hANaa ana a elear water weil sns'
elll krealls Improve ibs Wster sya'sm
81 ralsa The lmpfotemsniA afs 6
gaal lispcoa
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

AMI ~ tenGa far an over SEQ 80 enhlo
FRET Tho fsta - made efgeeslsa a.
" AaRaa' !
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

qhe msrase aese paid empiaYeee
ot ep elpcffle fallxaY 0oHiNahleH lu
1914. Naa aslt rents AZ fouf com
AIRED Hlih 54us ~ ma close 81 ies9
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

Carrier boys nave no receipt books
do not ray them f1r Leader sab
scriptions
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

Paterson. New Jersey is the latcs,
city to establish a woman police Dc
fartment
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30
MONEY Or No VALUE

iifa bAt ua plsaanFeM f.ir n8a. Al
lheusas I hAa eleaty - auney a eas
ef Hn ttiae as my AiemAeh aimett
eslaataAiiT dsstfeaAvA ma hat
r.'s,as NIX v sy ~ sSs,s Ss%,''as' ~
ease ha advised me 10 sfy Nayfs
weHdeFtAl Nemedy ! fn now en-
iovina Ase again - u = simpsN
hAtmlvaa preparation that tvsmavAs
ile catarrhal maeaa ffen the tatea
gluAi trae ana aliats tns lnfsusfsis
tion whluh eaaspa eractlcaily an
stoasaoh. liver ana lntweslAAl Az.
lneuts. Including appendicitis Ore
ioAe 2ill convince ~ naAey refund
"a AZ an EfuNsisse
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

The eansaahAek does wis MnoNn
80 the epieHfr iunT hsFHFa u waa de-
se,hed hY shs natngalswia
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

prelimlnsY survey hes hHsn
completed u lhe uroHossA eS ehstNn
of the lawfeN aifceg Halfway ffNm
rar alll u Medicine Far@ ANA NurA
"a a begin 50 soon aa dr,alls ot ~
curing ,he fiThl ot wss through tht
military eaaaryali0n arr completed
The eNieneioa alit hv nnW miles le
lsn sh aAd easl approximately s1ep
QUO u viii he made rfsf eiaAa
h9h anecd line alih nvW rafa and
oihuF r4uunau
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

Careers are awrifng all an5 -a1 D.
se.red, at a small initial expense. ~
reading and using Want Ads.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

For kidney ana pradder troublcs
gravel. weak and lame back. rheu
natism and irregularities OF the Kill
neys and bladder Regulates blai
de' troubles in children. n not sod
~ druggists mail si2s. Small bot
se often cure. Send for sworn testi
n.onlals Dr. r. W. Hall. 1926 Olive
street st Louis. Mo.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

The Tay in Scotland. carries morn
water into the ocean than any other
river IN Great Britain.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

The osiNsama 2oulheeatefn Rsli.
rasa has completed lsa Silica NuYsAe
llne and resalar aersiee has beeu eA
isnllshnd
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-30

FOR SALE Old papers q, The Lead
er office.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1921-11-04

place. died at ) o'clock Sunday morn
ing, October 30, at the age of "a years.
He was taken seriously i'll about II
o'clock Saturday night with what his
physicians believe was acute indiges-
ton Up to Saturday night Mr. Coats
had been in his usual health, carrying
the mail as usual on Saturday and at
tending the Grange entertainment in
the evening He complained of feeling
tired Saturday night and retired early
to be awakened at II O'Clock with a
severe pain. A physician was called
and every aid possible rendered Mr..
Goats, but to no avail The deceased
passed his early life in Canada. Only
recently Mr.. and Mrs. Goats motored
to Canada for a visit to his old home.
He has one brother living in Bridge
water Mrs. Coats has the sympathy
of the community The funeral was
held Wednesday afternoon, Rev. +. A.
Hagadorn officiating and the interment
was in Evergreen cemetery.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1921-11-04
GRANVILLE

Hervev Taber was in Brandon the
first of the week.
Mr. and Mrs. Roy Freeman and chill
dren were in Warren Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs J r. Ninton and chill
dren were in Motpelier Saturday.
II. L. Ford has been appointed to
inspect deer heads for this town.
Mrs. 7. c. Taber was called to Hen
Mr. and Mrs Herbert Campbell
were in Randolph one day last week.
nerker n. H., last week by the illness
and death of her sister living there.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1921-11-04
WEYBRIDGE

c. M. Baker visited Mrs. Baker at
tine hospital Tuesday.
II. L. Thompson was a business Wis
itor in Burlington Tuesday.
Mrs. Hamon OF Burlington is keep
ing house for W. T, Sturtevant.
Julius Newton and mother of Brat
tleboro were guests at J S, Shaw's
Sunday.
E. /. Warner has sold his home place
to the Hortonia Power company for a
gravel bed.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. W. Kingsland Wis
tied at L. c. Drolette's in West Corn
wall Sunday.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1921-11-04

Mrs. G.. P. Larrow visited hel
brother, lynn Cushman, in Ferris
burg Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. R. Britell and
daughters. Marah and Sarah, were Wis
itors at G.. P. Larrow's Sunday
The Hortona Power company nave
one new dam well under way. They
have a large force of men at work and
more coming each week.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1921-11-04

Other lands have had heroes nut
ours were more-they were saviors, and
by their sacrifices they have saved the
greatest land under the shining sun.
Rev w. II. Bolton
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1921-11-04

Prince Albert is
sold in toppy red
bags, tidy red tins,
handsome pound
and half pound tin
humiiors and inthe
pound crystal glass
hum idor With
sponge mOtSteneT
top.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1921-11-04
Buy a pipe
and some PA.
Get the JOY that's due you!

We print it right here that if you don't know the
'feel' and the friendship of joy'us jimmy pipe
GO GET ONE! And-get some Prince Albert and
bang howdy-do the big smoke-gong
For, Prince Albert's quality flavor oolness-
fragrance-is in class of its own! You never tasted
such tobacco Why-fgure out what it alone means
to your tongue and temper when we tell you that
Prince Albert can't bite, can't parch Our exclusive
patented process fixes that
Prince Albert is a revelation in makinS cigarette
My, but how that delightful flavor makes dent
And how it does answer that hankerng Prince
Albert rolls easy and stays put because it is crimped
cut And, say-oh go on and get the papers pipe!
Do it right now!
The Red Cloud chief., 1921-06-16
NOT WHAT THEY LOOKED FOR
Audience, Like Readers Of Novels,
Wanted What They Had Been
Used to Getting.

DR.. william Lyon Phelps Of Yale
said ut a dinner In Philadelphia:
"The average popular novelist and
his audience are very, very-well, II
reminds me of a story.
"An oldtime music hall artist turned
up, after some years Of absence, In
a certain provincial town where he
had once been a great favOrlte. He
went on In his usual make-up-bulb.
Gus red no~e and SO forth-expecting
a grand reception, but all his efforts
were received in gloomy silence.
"'What's the matter with 'emT he
said afterward to the stage manager
and he dashed a tear from his eye
Have they forgotten old BillT
"'No, Bill, they amt forgotten you,
said the manager In a kindly voice
NO, 1t amt that, but you've changed
your jokes about. You're tellin' tho
one about the star boarder ahead OF
the one about the limburger, and Il
upsets 'em.'"
The Red Cloud chief., 1921-06-16
A Feeling Of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard Of purity. strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle Of Swamp Root.
1t IL scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and 10 taken in
.teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
II is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney. liver and blad-
der troubles.
A sworn statement Of purity is with
every bottle Of DIR. Kilmer's Swamp.
Root.
II you need . medicine. you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, IL you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing e sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Red Cloud chief., 1921-06-16

COMETHING new for the summer
- outing, that may be worn any day
and everywhere and fit In with all
the usual vacation backgrounds-that
is what the prospective tourist Is look
ing for. Something practical it must
be and a little novel and interesting
at least. There Is u great demand for
these out-dooring clothes, Informal,
but smart and full Of style. The shops
TO be wOr with suitable blouses, and
providing handsome lightweight sweat
er-cOats with hats and parasOls to
match them, in fine materials, to an
swer the demand.
Separate skirts for midsummer have
taken to stripes and cross-bars, or
large checks, in which white and a
color appear together. White and
black, white and brown, white and
orange, white and beige and SO on,
are made up In neatly fitted plated
models. The sweater-coats approved
for wea with them, repeat the color
in the skirt usually, but are sometimes
Of white, or q vivid color may be
chosen for wear with black and white
skirts. as emerald green, or rose color.
White and orange is a favorite In
skirts with white sweater-cOat and
hat, with sometimes a white p%arasOl.
Light rose or pink ~sets-coat, hat and
parasol-to be worn with white skirts,
are very generally becoming.
Two practical dresses for the sum
mer outing, as shown in the picture,
are novel and pretty. One Of the
heavy crepe weaves in silk was chosen
for the model at the left of the two
in white with a cross-bar pattern ap'
piled In outline stitches to the skirt
The Red Cloud chief., 1921-06-16
MORE THAN HE COULD STAND
Mr.. CItyman Changed His Mind When
Business Partner Began to
Brao About His Garden.

What He Said TO His Wife-If you
want a garden this year you had better
hire somebody to make II. I'm not go
Ing to try 1t again. I've figured it out ;
and If l would spend on my business
the time l put In on that garden !
would make enough money to keep US
in vegetables for fifty years. I am of
1t for life.
What He Said to His Neighbour
don't think I'll bother with a garden
this year. 1t doesn't pay: / may do a
little; but the digging and the labor
I'm Off that for life.
What He Said to His Partner-Well,
how's the garden coming along? I'm
DOT doing much with mine this year.
What? How high did you say? AL.
ready? What SEED did you use7
What He Said to His Wife When He
Got Home An Hour Early That Day
Call me when dinners ready. I've got
% get the garden started today or Ill
never raise a thing.-Life.
The Red Cloud chief., 1921-06-16

The coat to match Is slashed about
the bottom and belted. 1t has a short
ripping cape across the back and ell
bow sleeves. A wide, plated rufie on
the blouse makes n frOthy cascade OF
net down the front.
A lightweight, smooth wool fabric
In a dark color makes the attractive
dress Mt the right with plated skirt
and eton jacket. 1t has short sleeves
and Is worn with a handmade blouse
of fine wolfe and narrow lace. The
sleeves of the jacket are finished with
a pretty bit Of n~eedlewOrk.
In casting about for something new,
the innovation of knitted dresses must
not be neglected; they are pretty, In
the light tones especially So, and are
just dawning over the horizon of the
fashion world. They look as If they
had much to comiaend them-it must
be conceded that they have novelty.
The Red Cloud chief., 1921-06-16

n LOUSES are called upon to play
ID many roles In the summer cos.
tune and they are most obliging and
convenient. Each type Of blouse is
made in many ways so that there Is
always q new story to tell Of them
a thousand and one entertainments to
be recorded. There are bits Of splen-
dor among them that lend a grand air
to a pretty skirt; there are those that
carry O flavor of daintiness and sum-
merry color with them and bestow these
allurements on tailored suits, and there
are those ~elegancies In handmade
wash blouses that tone up sport or
street suits with the refinement Of
sheer fabrics and hand-wrought
needlework.
Two new aspirants for favor. among
others In the waist shops, have been
chosen for illustration here. One Is a
kimono blouse Of georgette, with short
peplum. 1t Is a slip-On model with
kimono sleeves outlined and edged
with buttOn-hOie stitches ID silk. Love-
~ little chiffon roses and rose foliage
are applied to 1t, the foliage embroi-
dered on. A wreath decorates the
front, with small clusters at each side
that make the starting point for u
narrow belt which ends In similar
The Red Cloud chief., 1921-06-16
NARROWED FOR THREE YEARS
Sailors Long Period Of Loneliness on
Small Island Located In the
South Seas.

Narrowing occasionally brings about
a modern Crusoe; just as 1t did with
Alexander Selkirk, who was put ashore
at Juan Fernandez, and whose adven-
lures gave Defoe the foundation for
Robinson Crusoe." The trading
schooner, Queen Charlotte. passing a
small island Of the Marquesas in the
South seas, landed her boat to investi-
gate the smoke Of a fire, as it was un-
derstoOd the island was uninhabited.
Here was found a United States sea-
man. who had been put ashore with
three shipmates by their captain, OH
account Of their mutinous conduct.
The three others had died. Lut the
man from Connecticut had contrived to
live on the fish he caught, and the
breadfruit and cOcOnuts and other prod
ucts which he could gather. When
rescued after three years loneliness,
his utensils consisted Of great shells,
and two cups which he possessed,
made from the skulls Of his com
panions.
The Red Cloud chief., 1921-06-16
TWO THINGS NOT LOOKED FOR
Even Stolid EngIishman Saw the HUI
nor In One Of Josh Billings'
Famous Jokes.

Andrew Carnegie told a good story
at the expense of Matthew Arnold in
his Autobiography" 1t seems that
the English critic was not successful
in his lectures In the United States.
but he was anxious to learn. and he
asked how Josh Billings held his au-
dience. The American humOrist re-
piled "Well you mustn't keep them
laughing too long, or they will think
you are laughing at them. After CIV
ing the audience amusement you must
become earnest and play the serious
role. For instance, There are two
things In this life for which n, man
Is ever prepared. Who will tell me
what these areT Finally someone
cries out, Death WELL who gives
me tho other?' Many respond
wealth, happiness, strength, marriage,
taxes. At last Josh begins solemly:
None of you has given the second.
There are two things on earth for
which no man is eve prepared, and
them's twins and the house shakes"
Mr.. Arnold did also.