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Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1921-04-28

their Big Tent Theatre, starting
next Monday, May >. The com
pany comes to this city well rec
commended from other cities
where they have appeared. Mr.
Compton, the agent, who has
been here before. says the
Phelps Players compose the
cleanest and best dramatic show
on the road. The company car,
ries o2 people and is the only
dramatic company carrying their
own special scenery and chang
ing nightly.
The big tent seats 1900 people.
The opening play Monday night
is The Country Boy, a four-act
comedy drama, with Cecil Phelps
playing the comedy role, inter
mingled with high class special
ties between the acts, making a
continuous show.
When you see this outfit, you
will say that it is the cleanest
and best that has ever visited
this city During the week the
following Royalty plays will be
presented: THE Atonement':
on Thursday night the great fea,
ture play, Traffic in Souls,
will be presented; The Girl Who
Ran Away, Tangled Threads,
Silent Sam, and THE New
Foreman"
The big tent will be pitched on
the Newton Lot, one block north
of the square. The doors will
open at $50 and the perform.
ance i'll start promptly at Sis
p. N. t.emember-L Ladies free
Monday night, May 2, if accom-.
panied by one paid admission.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1921-04-28
OBITUARY

Sister Mary Amantha Polk,
daughter of Bro. J. Fl. and Sister
.. c. Sanner, was born August
u, lsSi. Departed this life
April %, 1921. Age 80 years,
3 months. Was united in marri-
age to Bro. Geo. II. Polk in Sept.
1907. To this union was born
three children. Florence, age
Il, Jimmie, age 5, Louise, age 3
She professed faith in Christ us
her Saviour about 20 years ago,
and united with the Missionary
Baptist Church at Birch Tree,
Mo. Later moved her member
ship to the Missionary Baptist
Church at Norwood. Later
moved to Springfield. Mo, and
joined the pythian. Ave. Baptist
Church there, of which church
she was a member at her death.
She leaves Il husband, three chill.
drcu, mother, father, brothers,
sister, and other relatives and
friends to mourn their sad loss.
Sister Polk died in the full
triumph of a living faith in Christ
and told her loved ones she was
SO happy and ready to 90. May
tie blessings of our Heavenly
Father rest on the loved father
and little children. Funeral ser
vices was by the writer, cOnduc
ted at Norwood Baptist church,
April -, from 2nd Corinthians,
9th chapter, 18th verse. In the
presence of a large congregation
OF sympathiHing relatives and
friends. The body was laid to
rest in Norwood cemetery to
await the morning of the resur.
rectlon. &. Chadwcil.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1921-04-28
Base-all Practice Begins.
|'~seball is begir to get
D the blood: the . cal crack

H~seball is begir to get
D the blood; the Il cal crack
of the b. gently :. hops the
pill: : "a md vim of infield
pra"' ;; the belaboured efforts
oi tle outfelders racing to get
Under a fly bali; the easy, meth.
odical workout of the pitchers
conditioning the old soup bone:
all was there Sunday afternoon,
IN IS bad z md as baseball can
oe played Jast the same, al
f the G ,ets. and youngsters
were there with bells on. A
mrs ice game resulted in the
list team defeating the second
team Z to 6.
Wednesday, a .espapn the play.
ii got in & ssif ITO hours OF
practice, and things are begin
ning to shape up in a rather fav.
or.l'e manner. And with a
couple Of move days of pre- tice,
the Mansfie.1 5asebail / AIN will
be in good condition to open tLle
season at CaborI, Sunday, May
1st.
Ga les scl.eu!.ed for Mans.
fed so far, are Rogersville at
Mansfield, May Is; NTH. Grove at
Mansfield, May %; and while the
de- has not been closed, it is
re- jOnably certain that Cabool
ill ply in Mansfield, Nay stu.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1921-04-28

destruction, wrought by u war that
has never ended aud that rcGay ~ not
even ended. II is starvation following
poS'ilcnrr. ana stalking hand in hand
with death from exposure, from yio-
lencc or from disease.
In IN" mountains between Kars
ana ~Al"Nludropol there ar" 4G3,OOO
human beings without clothing. food or
shelter in III" bitter winter. who AFRO
wandering from place Ia place ike
people in a nightmare. Unless they
are Slccorcd before the end Of an
othcr month, they will all he dead.
In southern Persia. the remnant nr tie
ancient family Of Chaldcan Christians
nave been forced to r"nounrc forever
an nope OF even returning to the home.
land where they have dwplt and flour.
iSheh for 1000 years, and to become
pitiinl fu"itives, dependent upon the
e'hrroSitN "l strangers for life itself.
!" 'i''Ia' I'!"N Armenian refugees
nave INTO the coast regions
seeking Saiety from the anarchy which
relShS III lhc interior, in terror for
tI'''r li'pS' lheF live from day TO
o'S on me " "hicI Is given them
~ '"c soup kltclchS established by
'nf NehF f'aSt i'ellet. Scattered
'he Near East, there are
e"ile '''"'' t'V A~rfhehianS, the 10.
n'a'i'"er Oh Il nation "t t,VOo,oOo. who
""Nc hc'lil'r government, country,
n"''e'n''"' Silei'er or nope Ut rog"hcra-
tlo''' save mat Wflch lies In the great
"cHIt vi Nii'"F'ca'
II IL Tragedy 50 Stulendous that
IL ~ dlhicuIt Tor us TO grasp its mean
ing. a whole nation, a living, Christian
people, lace |" race with eXtcrmIna-
non to-day unless VIC help. We shall
sec an ehIlfe nation disappear from
.i' ace III tIlv earth before our eyes
II we "ithli"Ih our hAhd now, wheh
Inc can comes 10 us I" save by giving,
or by ihhcli"h 10 to death.
Save the Children!
perhaps we cnnnO save aIl the
grown people of this oldest Christian
nation In the world. But Mt least we
can save the little children who hold
the fnturc In their hands. They have
Wr"ngeh no one. They have harmed
no one. And they have suffered
through the precious years Of child
h""d a calvary OF agony and wrctchcd-
ness. For three years the Near East
ltcli"f, an American organization, in
corporated by Congress, has built up
nucleus OF n new generation in the
East, with the little children
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1921-04-28
POULTRY
CACKEES
GRAl.S FOR POULTRY FLOCK
Germ and Wheat Are Best and About
Equal ia Feeding vaiue-Scratch
Mixture Is Coed.

Cora. wheat, oats, and barley are
The principal grains fed 10 poultry :
kaiir corn ana huckwhcat ARE used al.
So, hut urc not 81 generally available
and usually cost more. Corn and
wh"Nt 1gs> the two best grains and are
about ,Qual in value rs poultry feeds,
alIhNr III wheat can be fed alone bet
ter tlau corn, which is inclined II b.
fa:lon'n-. oats and barley, on account
Of their hull> ana higher fiber content,
are not = good rs corn or wheat. Rye
is M Wei reliShrd by fowls and is
seldom fed. Wheat screenings or
Slightly damaged grains sometimes
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1921-04-28
TIE Ana Not 90 Terse.

]. L. Koch, Of Cedar GAP, at.
tended Masonic lodge here last
week.
Geo. Benjamin says he saw q
large timber wolf near his place
st Sunday
Aaron > an of Springfield
is visititilg with Walter Stout
OF near Mansfield.
IRIS. G. W. Newtoc, If Min.
Grove, was here last weei en-.
route l. Hartvile.
Fred Mcmillan is now acting
as telegraph operator for the
Frisco at Willow Springs.
/. +. Nilsson of Grove Springs
was in ManSt,-'d the first ID the
week, and calleu on the Mirror.
Mrs. T.B.W jloJspy, of Puts
burg, Kas.. b been visiting her
parents, W. Matthews and
wife.
Argus Cotfman, Of Thomas.
vile, is now one of the Mansfield.
"A mail carriers. He expects
% move 10 Mansfield.
c. 7 a,ai . = ue. moved from
Golden City % the farm he pur.
chased on RULte2 ,, where Marion
Latsilg=r had been living.
ioaL n. Pryor, Jr.. has again
taken charge of the Mansfield
Hotel. which 7. Il. Dean has con
Quoted under lease the past year.
Nancy Hall sweet potato
plants for sale, 20 cts per hun.
dred.
W. o. Williams.
Roy Wood. Co. Supt. passed
through Mansfield Saturday on
his way to Jefferson City to at.
tend a gathering Of county su.
perintendents # the state.
The 10 year old son of l.. G..
Letsinger stuck a thorn an inch
and 4 half long in the palm of
bis light hand Sunday. Drs.
7 -un and Rogers extracted the
n MondaF and from repor.
-, the boy ,'1ilg nicely.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1921-04-28
ChamberIain's Tablets Are
Just What You Need.

When piiious
Wcen cOnStipatcd
When You have no appetite
When your digestion is impair
ed
When your liver is torpid
When you feel dull and stupid
after eating
When you have. headache
They will improve your appe
lite, cleanse and invigorate your
stomach, regulate your bowels
and make .you feel "fine as Il fid.
Hle' They are easy to take and
agreeable in effect.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1921-04-28
Filipinos Are Making Headway

Ont. Vernon (O) News,
The FiliplnOs are making an inte,.
slve and intelligent campaign for in.
dependence. They are urging their
clnlms with shrcwdness and vigor.
They declare that they have proven
beyond question that they are capable
OF elf,govcrnmcnt, ana they believe
that with Independence the Filipino
Will so conduct himself as TO gain tho
respect Ut the world.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1921-04-28
OPPORTUNITY FOR FEW HENS
Whether They Prove Profitable or Not
In Back Yard Depends on Care
Given by Owner.

The smallest back yard affords an
opportunity TO keep a few hens.
Whether the occupant Of the premises
can keep those few hens 10 advantage
depends upon whether he or she can
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1921-04-28
Phelps Players I!ere
.te..c Week.

t. how bills are again ap.
pearing throughout the city, an.
nouncing the coming of the
Phelps Players, which will open
. weeks engagement here under
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
Beatrice Fairfax
Advice.
ON
Advice
DEAR MISS FAIRFAN:

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
Ny problem is this: There is, of course, man.
I've known him for a long timo-three or four
years-we've always been very good chums
with no mention of love between us He is at
present out of town. but comes in occasionally
and always comes to or takes me to
the theater or calls me up. l don't think he is
the least bit in love with me- and, Miss Fair
fax l adore him. It's difficult to be with
him and just talk about the weather He goes
with girls of the very wealthy class, who
make dates for him ahead of time. They al
ways call him up and arrange 1t. Wonderful
parties! And since l live very simply with my
mother in small apartment l can't offer
anything of the sort SO just say come up"
and he comes some time and we just talk and
he's always nice to me. Do you think, Miss
Fairfax that the heart always plays the bigger
part in the great decision OF (Which girl'"
If the head does, haven't ghost Of chance
to win this chap for have no money besides
my rather good salary and these other girls
have cverything-social position. leisuI" to
look pretty and lots of time to "vamp.' There
is no one in the whole wide world I'd mention
this to, but it's a relief to even put it on paper
for it worries me so! DO you think he cares
at all for me- or is nice to me because he thinks
l expect him to be- by reason of our long &C
'BABBETTE."
1t all depends upon the kind OF young man
he is II he is after social position and money
1 agree with you that YOU haven't ghost OF a
chance. But IL he has any brains at all, and
II he is after real happiness, he'll not let social
position and money go to his head He will
allow his heart to rule, and then you have an
chance with all the other girls he knows.
You are both young. The fact that nc always
comes to sec you and takes you out should make
you very happy. He no doubt enjoys the visits
to your home. I wouldn't worry about the girls
who call him up to make dates, and don't talk
about them to him. ] would continue the pres
ent relationship and be happy in it, And adore
him secretly If 1T makes you happy. Every
woman is adoring some man either openly or
secretly.
But don't hurry the young man, and lose him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
What Washington Is Missing in
Conventions and Shows
During the month of January Chicago will for
SIXTY important conventions and shows!
By BILL PRICE

There will be gatherings of all kinds carrying there
thousands OF business and professional who will leave
behind them hundreds of thousands of dollars cash in
addition to connections which will millions of dollars
i'll business to that city in future months.
There are to be furniture shows and convention Of
men engaged in the retail furniture business Insurance
to flock there in droves; commercial travellers will
gather and these active spirits of industry and trade will
find welcome in the great Western city
Do these facts carry significance to Washington trade
organizations pulling for this town to reach the point where
lit really belongs III the commercial world! Are these
CARNATIONS taking advantage of opportunities to bring
important national conventions here?
Might it not be good idea to inaugurae unified
campaign to book many conventions possible far
ahead as 1922! These gatherings arranged for many
months in advance and only be brought to Washington
when there is mcodcal, persistent effort have them
come
And, above all, how does it strike the business of
Washington that yet without great convention
hall that will the largest conventions held anywhere
in the United States! Is the talk about it to go in
definitely, is there to be vigorous effort to make it
reality?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
roo MANY QUESTIONS.

DEAR MISS FA1RFAN:
am a young man eighteen years OF age
and am deeply in love with a girl few years
younger than myself, but she does not seen to
care as much for me as l do for her. All the
boys consider her very good looking. She
speak to me, but does not have CONVERSE
ton with me as l would like. Wa arc both
pupils Of the Eastern High School at night
and take the same course Please, Miss Fair
fax, advise me what to do and how to be-
come well acquainted with each other.
asked her il she would accept Christmas
gift from me, but she didn't seem to care for
one. And when also offered to call on her,
she said she is not of age to be going around
with fellows. BROKENHEARTED
You ask tho young lady too many questions.
why did you not give the young lady sim
pie Christmas present II you so desired, in
stead OF asking her it she would accept IL. You
spoiled the surprise OF the thing, and, OF course,
she didn't care whoop whether she got one
from YOU
Another thing, young Mon do not "offcr to
call on young women " They ask " they may
do so. which IL an entirely different matter.
You might change your mode uf attack and he
a little more diplomatic aud see NhtJ urpp .us
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
CONCERNING sPUDs.

Spuds are of two varieties
household and garden. Both have
eyes, but no perception. One has
what passes for brains. but dis
plays no more gumption than the
other sort. The garden variety
sometimes is called a potato, but
the household spud has no alias.
The latter, too, resembles a card
table in having legs that never
get it anywhere. 1t has hands
like a clock, but there the re
semblance ends, as they never
turn to any good purpose, not
even to bringing home the bacon.
so that, in the end, it's female
would be glad to swap 1t for one
OF the other sort. Don't be q
spud. JOE Z.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
A HANDICAP RACE.

Brcat hcs there a man =
with car so dead
who never in his life has sped
BY a Ford on a good, clear road.
And when the Ford would try to pass
Open her up-step on the gas7
I tried this the other day
on our own beloved speedway.
Halt" rang out in the chill, clear air
Two disguised cops were riding there.
The story is told in one more line
got out with ten-dollar fne.
The moral is this:
Motorists beware
OF n fivver loaded
With hard boiled pair"
ONE ON THE PUBLIC.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
Gle!E11EAR14 ~
SOME OF THE CONTRIBs.

SOME OF THE CONTRIBS.
MILO II
VENUS
HANDSOME HARRY
HARPERS FERRY
GOLDIE
.tW GWAN
JOE CONKLIN
DlMPLES
SIM SIMPLE
FRED NETTER
BENO
GINGER
CHEVY
HOMO
GOODMAN
CHEMIST
SLIM IIENDRIN
OHIO
OKLAHOMA BILL
O'SULLIVAN
SOUTHERN SLIM
MANDOLIN
FRISCO
STENO
SIG. ID.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
O'sULLIVAN's ANAGRAMs.

a large number of contribs give
correct answers to f. NJ. OSULLl-
VANS list of cities in anagrammati-
cal form. They are Topeka, Butte,
Reno. Mobile. Wheeling, Oakland,
Pueblo, Saginaw, Springfield, ITALIA
hassec Answers are from JOE CONk-
LIN, c. +. BRINCkMAN, Alexandra.
Va: CHARLES w. MENTGES, JERE
BOYD, O'HEAVY, HELEN MILLER,
THELMA MILLER. b. L. r., FRANK
THOMAS, "A NUT" GEORGE THOM-
AS, I. NJ. Q. r.. NJ. T. H.. BESSIE
CANNON. + V T. l. Y n HOWARD.
HARRY L. BERNSTEIN, Mrs. HELEN
O'CONNOR, BOB STICKNEY. w. H.
L. H, SPIKE. LEON O'MEARA, S. A.
H., II. Is. ROSSELL. DlMPLES, HAN
NAH +. KELLER, TOM CULHANE,
b. ID. MOTT, II. SMITH.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered U. g. Patent Once.
BY X. c. B.

THEY USED to tell THEN ALL the dogs.
WHO HAD no homes.
"nh vas N'O' WOULD FIND US out
THAT THE first mes ,,n,,,., . ..
THAT CAME to our OR If cat.
oo0f' TwOULD BE the
WITH EACH New same.
rear. AND 1 recall;
" spell. 'A'' USED to fear.
UPON THE year. THE FIRST to call.
SPELL SO potent. WOULD BE the boy.
THAT II THE VILLAGE knew
THE FIRST to call. AS SIMPLE Jim.
WAS THE minister AND ONE of us.
WE'D LIVE c,s,r WOULD GROW half
lives. witted.;
THROUGHOUT THE IN THE year
year.. BUT ANYWAY.
y" If u was THIS OLD home
THE DOCTOR came. myth.
WE'D ALL be sick. OF NEW Year Day.
OR IF lawyer. CAME BACk to me.
WAS THE first to call. THIS NEW Year
Day.
WE'D BE enmeshed 80, -
JUST AS the clocks.
-, 'o' lawsuit BROUGHT IN the
OR If someone. year.
OF JOYOUS mien. WHEN THE baldest-
headed man.
SHooLD DhlNU
jag. I EVER saw.
WE'D TAKE to drink RANG OUR doorbell.
OR IF some dog. WHEN HE wanted
the flat.
WITHOUT A home. "a, r,,,, :,
SHOULD STRAY our I
way. THANK you.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
INIsIAL LInI;nALI1N.

o Jennie notes that PIGGY. north
east Cakic. broke all records in lib
crafty during the Christmas season
nv spcuding I cent for chewing gum
and giving his pal, MAZE, one-half.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
NEII'S DICTIONARY.

>ER-.An old fashioned
who really thinks the
s.. c,S are made to walk upon.
BLUE LAWIST-Thc bird who
put II" in blue.
CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT
A gold brick from your Uncle
Sam.
RI SSIA-Lsnd of the ski and
NOT the home of the shave.
SOUL misunderstanding not to
be printed until the author
commits murder.
NEW CABINET MEMBERSHIPS
cording to political writer's,
everybody but Villa and Ponzi.
PAUL WHITE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
HIT on THE HEAD.

Several synonyms compiled by
EUMEDES BELUS:
Drubbcd on the dome.
damned on the bean.
Tapped on the conk.
Pumped on the bceser.
BiGed on the coco.
Busted on the Uranium.
WhiGed on the skull.
Cracked on the nut.
Nailed on the knob.
Slu0gcd IN the bcIfrU
Slammed on the peak
Dingod on the brdin-boT.
damned on the dump.
Nicked on the iUorU.
Ranged on fhc block
Bdttcd on the croiCH.
Wdiioped on the hdt-rdck.
Pasted on the tri0.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
II,It.It MS

Sweating is more elective than swearing
aud quite az elegant
n ~ bcttrr to have donu onc'a best and
lost than TO have done ones worst and woa
There is ouly one answer to the uucetisa
"IIow do you find busluVss7" and that ".
by going after IT." FLOSSIR
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
One Tree Builds Church.

\ unique church has recently been completed
in Santa Rosa. Cal Every piece OF timber in IT,,
except the floor. was cut from one trcc-a giant
rcdw God. eighteen feet In diameter. The tree.
which produced $1,000 feet of timber, was found
To- be about 500 years old.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
ALIMONY,

came. / saw, l pressed her hands.
l begged her for n kiss.
She blushed. looked down, l stole the prize
1t was dream Of bliss.
I've awakened from my dream since then;
That kiss did cost me dear;
I'm paying alimony now,
Just twelve times "a year,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
Never Surrender.

The particular things which we do. the par
ticular efforts make, often seem to fail; but
IL is the perpetual struggle, the everlasting
trying, the constant pushing that counts and
that develops men and women of unconquerab bic
spirit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04

That doctor who charged that
Washington has a greater per-
ccntagc of suicides than any
other American city probably in
cludcd political "dead-ducks." vi
which there will be "a small army
beginning March 4.
Il. NJ. O'SULLINAN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
DID HE SAVE MONEY.

Wife-Hubby. please call mother
up.
Hubby-Never mind. here is $3.50
Go down and see her.
BESSIE EVRY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
Room for More.

In forty years the percentage OF Kansas
farms oncratctS by tenants has more than
doubled. More than 10, 900, 900 acres OF Kansas
land is operated under lease.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
Venezuela.

Venezuela consists OF twenty states and two
territories with a total area of 393.g76 square
miles and has an estimated population OF ESQ.
OOO OF which approximately 100000 live in
Caracas the capital and metropolis OF tho
country
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
Hint to Autoists.

II you're going to make n long tour don't
wait until the last minute to begin getting
things ready. Overhaul your car thoroughly
before you start.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
NEW YEAR GOOD WISHES,

NE w fEAR GOOD WISHES.
Personally, and on behalf OF
the column. the editor acknowl-
edges receipt of many good
wishes for old III and S during the
New Year. Thousands of Wash
ingtonians are enthusiastically
fond of the column and never
lose an opportunity of con-
tributing bright things to it.
This enthusiasm insures a brill
liant future for III and S, be-
cause the contributors build the
column and keep it going.
JAY COB has three verses of
poetry. two of them best wishes
for OLD BILL for FL" and the
last as follows:
And may your columns never lose
The pep that drives away the blues
Now. II I've missed a wish for you,
Include it in, | wish that too.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04

A speedy young lady named Gertie
Drove her car on II street at thirty.
A guy with a jag.
stopped to light flag"
what happened to him was not purity
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
A Popular Decision.

As we understand tho decision of the SUI
prome Court, tho rum hounds may now keep the
stun In their kennels,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04
That's Different.

Many a young girl who objects TO being the
wifo Of n wealthy old man wouldn't object to
being his widow.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04

MARIE S., looking over the
Washington telephone directory,
finds these anatomical names:
Arms, Back, Eye, Foot, Hipp,
Head, Legge, Kneas, Thies, Fin
ger, Cheek, Chinn, Blood, Lipp,
Tonge, Bone, Hand, and Heal.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04

1t will be four long years before Warren can
check his silk hat and call it a day And when
he stands up at that Senatorial bazaar next
March he will be like a bridegroom at the altar
with gambling chance Of guessing
right wrong, hundred percent of 'em guess
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-04

Why do Kentucky bootleggcrs
present each victim who buys a
pint of booze with a whisk broom?
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