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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-03-25
Like the Rest

A little neighbor girl was at our
house when a bride of two months
came in. Our conversation was about
the wedding. "Oh," said the little girl,
$50 you got married with a curtain
on your head, too"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-03-25
a Shrewd Man.

Patron - Why do you have such
poor music in your restaurant?
Proprietor-It relieves the pressure
by giving the people something be-
sides the food TO find fault with
Boston Transcript.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-03-25

Lecturer-"Thing have come to a
pretty pass when my description of the
consultations are made to give way
on the program to the so-called Dog
star" Stage Manager-"Sure, that is
a Sirius matter"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-03-25
PLEASURE OF GIVING

sSCKIMBACK, the banker, is acquir-
- ing quite reputation as a phi
Ianthropist," observed the druggist
Hes always giving to somebody or
something. and / notice that the sick
ening details always get into print. He
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-03-25
B. F. WILSON,
Clerk.
LILLIAN SHERWOOD,
Deputy.
(seaI)

Deputy.
(Seal)
Howells and Watt
Attorneys for plaintiff
Residing at Burley, Idaho
First publication Feb. Is, 1921.
Final publication March rs, 1921
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-03-25

ed in said complaint.
Witness my hand and the seal
of the said District Court this 10th
day of February, 1921.
b. F. WILSON,
Clerk
LILLIAN SHERWOOD,
Deputy.
(SeaD
Howells and Watt
Attorneys for Plaintiff
Residing at Burley,, Idaho
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-03-25
ALIAS SUMMONS
FOR PUBLICATION

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF
T. HE FOURTH JUDICIAL DIS
TRICT OF THE STATE OF IDAHO,
IN AND FOR CASSIA COUNTY
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10

name OF Jones. in order that his old comrade
might safely make his escape 10 Canada.
Il a year before the army officers found out
the deception and that Haley. Jones. serv
ing without complaint a 20 years sentence.
All Of the original copy-book notices fsi when
Il comes acis ike these The evil OF deception,
the dishonesty practiced upon a government seek
ing tc punish for a crime. the inherent wickedness
Of the imposition and OF sailing under false colors.
fade before the picture OF this grateful buddy who
accerted prison stripes to the who had
saved him in a critical hour.
There may be crimes glorious become
acts OF heroism.
Gratitude is Of the emotions to be
aged-grattude for opportunity gratitude for
words OF cheer. gratitude for any of kindlness
It keeps the milk OF human kindness from curdling
in souls.
Among those who write their names large in
the list of real men. add that of Haley. the
who did not forget his friend.
Likewise IL would shame lock up any
who could inspire a friendship deep and broad
enough 10 invite such sacrifice so let hope
they do not find Jones and his bride their
Canadian refuge and cast our votes with Haley for
his freedom.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
TheIowera(BabelE
-Sy Bill hrnstron5 I
WISE REMARKS FROM A DAFFY

WISE REMARKS FROM A DAFFY
DILL.
II was midnight on the ocean.
Not a street car was in sight;
The sun was shining brightly.
And It rained all day that night
II was a summed day in winter,
The rain was showing fast:
A barefoot girl with shoes on
stood sitting on the grass.
1t was evening and the rising sun
Was sitting in the west,
The little fishes in their trees
Were cuddled in their nests.
The rain was pouring down
And everything that you could see
Was hidden out of sight
While the organ peeled potatoes
Lard was rendered by the choir;
| While the sexton rang the dish rag
Some one set the church on fire.
Holy smokei the Preacher shouted,
In the rain he lost his hair:
Now his head resembles heaven,
For there Is &c parting there
Friends OF his in Mishawaka re-
marked Wednesday on the remark
able resemblance of Charles Bing-
ham 70 the late Bill McCoombs.
We don't know whether you all
heard about II or not so we are
telling you. W. w Wallach. Mish-
awake manager OF the esteemed
News Times, when asked TO make
a speech at the democratic jubila-
ton meeting over the successful
election Of Mayor Billy" Dodge,
said: Ladies and gentlemen, this
is the happiest moment OF my life,
since I've been married"
What were you before you joined
the army?"
Happy"
Sixty-two thousand wells were de-
stroyed in France during the war.
We are at loss TO know what a man
would want with a well in France.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
4 SIGNIFICANT ELECTION

The most significant result in any OF the cleo
tious held this year was that Cleveland. which
adopted the city manager plan Of government and
at the same time Kohler, the former
golden rule" rolice chief mayor.
It Is significant because it is the elimination Of
20 years OF trained citizenship in independent
though and civic spirit.
The state Of thought in any community today
can be traced to the crusades Of two decades ago.
for It takes nearly that time for new ideas to reach
their fruition IN the Judgment of the generation
which imbibes them in their youth.
It was twenty years ago when Tom Johnson
aroused Cleveland its lethargy Of partisanship
by pleas independent thought and for better
protection for public rights
He drew 10 him the young of his day and
his mantle falling upon the shoulders OF Newton
d Baker was followed by the legions of youth
who believed in his doctrines. long after he had
suffered the fate which to all crusaders
who when given power almost invariably attempt
dictatorship their Impotence
Cleveland learned think and has kept on
thinking II is not afraid of things simply
because they are new. It studies its problems
and solves them
II was the first 20 settle the important question
of street car transI ortation on basis fairness
10 both the owners and the passengers 1t pays
for service fair rates not for watered manipu-
lation of stocks or for political privileges.
Now it accepts the city manager plan because it
has learned that there is inherent virtue in
political craftsmanship and that city government is
a business in which every resident is stakeholder.
It was to expected that such city would
choose an independent candidate like Koher for
It's mayor.
Kohler has wthstood many attacks and emerged
successfully He disappointed those who believe
that hlrshnes5 and punishments reform when
he applied the Golden Rule TO police activities,
applied it without graft and without dscrmina-
ton
The police were 10 save we'll property,
was the belief this who from the ranks
OF patroman a college graduate who had
sponded to the appeal Of the uniform.
Roosevelt called him the best chief" in his
day when he had TO the top by his fidelity
to duty and his keen intelligence.
His humanitarian doctrines worked. Drunken
men. in the old days sobered instead of
jailed The quarrelsome were quieted. Crime de-
creased when the police stopped being hunt
ers and looked for chances to hold out helping
hand 10 those who were faltering that slender
brink that separates responsibility from the realm
city. not by repressive measures but by the spirit
engendered among citizens generally.
II is now the largest city choose the modern
system which makes government matter of bust
ness 1t has Its head who has won the
confidence Of the people by humanitarian methods.
other cities may well watch the progress OF this
great city where interest in public affairs. keen
insight into civic questions unselfish devotion
TO the common good probably general
than in any other large metropolis.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
VERSE o. CHEER
By Edgar L. Jones
STICK WITH IT.

STICK WITH IT.
No matter what it is you do
Stick with it till you Tut it through
However small the task may seem
You have no time TO doze and
dream;
A man may rest a breathing space.
But quit and you have lost the race
No matter how some other man
May do his work or what his plan
Stick with each job that you md
Until it's done Don't lag behind
And lose the game; you must dig in
And work il you expect TO win.
Too many men stop by the way
And use their working hour for
play
Then lay the blame on luck or fate
Because they started in too late;
ProcrastinatiOn in the game
OF life will never lead to fame
Each minute, lad. was made TO use
Don't waste a one or you will lose
A step along the path you tread.
Dig IN and work and forge ahead
No matter what it is you do
Stick with it till you put it through
EDGAR L. JONES.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
HING OUT THE FLAGS

If there is ever day when Old Glory should
be given generously to the breezes and decorate
every home. every factory place of business.
it Is this Arnistce Day.
It should be hung in token OF triumph and
token OF hope.
this day. three years it waved in
JOY over the great victory when its defenders
triumphed those foreign shores who chal
lensed the ideals for which it stands.
on day this year. there gathers
these shores those who summoned to make
those a reality throughout the world.
Men OF every land have sought its protection IN
past and IN folds a sanctuary from the oppres-
siors II has defied
This year. of all years. that flag takes on new
meaning
The veterans organizations o. this city which
have charge OF the celebration have helped protect
shat flag from ali assault. As tribute OF graft
tude to their members and TO their comrades who
gave their lives in the bitter struggles to keep its
faith. It should greet the eye on every hand and
its message borne anew to the hearts of those who
believe that the law OF life is liberty and equality
Of right.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
More Truth
0Than pOotru
.EY James = MoNta6uQ =
IT'S THE CLOTHES THAT MAKE
THE LOVER.


Policemen are forbidden to flirt
while in uniform.
When the copper isn't beating UP
marauders,
When he isn't using language to
chauffeurs.
And he turns from dreary duty to
indulge his sense of beauty
An engaging m a m orph is
occurs
For a copper, after all is somewhat
human;
He grows weary of the baser sorts
Of men
And by way of relaxation he enjoys
a mild filtration
With the maidens of the precinct
now and then.
But beware of him, Beware of him!
young woman,
He must court you in his hours of
repose;
He's forbidden to meander with a
charmer and philander
When he's tricked out in his blue
official clothes.
II he asks you TO go with him TO the
opera,
or to have a little dinner at the
Ritz,
If he says that he adores you and TO
we'd him he implores you.
Just be careful that he's dressed
up IN his "cits."
A proposal in the harness of his
duty
Isn't legal and in case his ardor
cools,
He can say in accents chilly. Jaw,
didn't mean it, Title.
Proposals Is forbidden by the
rules."
SO, whenever you are winked at by
a copper
AS you may be. if you get within
his range.
Look at him wide eyed and boldly.
and observe severe and colby,
IF you want TO flirt with me, go
home and change"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
He P.4ID 4 DEBT

''Irgratitude IS the highest crime" wrote Victor
Hugo-and had he written the corollary 10 his
theore:n that gratitude is the highest virtues he
would have immortalized Harry Haley. a veteran
OF the great
Haley has Jus, been released from the military
prison at Leavenworth. where he voluntarily
under an assumed name TO give up his liberty and
freedom in order that he might pay a debt OF graf
ttude.
over across his buddy during the war was a
man named Jones. They lived and slept together
and when the call came. went out into No Mans
Land and fought together.
Haley left IN that small stretch OF the death
morning while the fighting was still on
He had been wounded To rescue him meant dan
ser, but that meant nothing to Jones and while
the German bombs were lighting up the field
he rushed out and carried Haley back TO safety
and 20 life.
Jones tired OF army life after the war ended.
He wanted 20 get married and did So forgetting
20 get discharge when he left the army barracks
his matrimonial
The army called him a deserter and advertised
for him Haley read the notices and went al once
70 the authorities and gave himself up under the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
dust FOlRS @z d9 HzsEz
Very anxiously yours,
I-WANT-TO-KNOW.

In all his mansion fine I found
No building blocks or rubber ball,
No train of cars was left around
To clutte up mis- marble hall;
l looked in vain on every chair
For scratches left by little feet,
But there was no disorder there
And home should never be SO neat
For all his wealth and mansion fine
For all the treasures he has
bought,
l would not trade the house of mine
Where pillow fights are nightly
fought.
To finger marks I point with pride,
To scattered toys much care | give,
a house too neat I can't abide,
I want a home where children live.
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
Other Edltors ] hanO Ours
MONOTONY.
CDallas DIspatch.

u
Men have interesting work meeting friends and
strange personalities daily. They rarely stop
realize the deadly monotony OF housework.
There are Just four persons with whom a house
wife may EXPECT to deal IN the OF her days
work-the ice man, the milk man, the grocers boy
boy and the mail
In winter. she doesn't even have the Ice
The milk IS trained 10 look for the ticket In
the bottle And the mail rings the bell and
IS out of sight before Friend Wife gets the door
The grocer boy is chiefly interesting because OF
mud he tracks N.
II you had that sort Of life. living with you would
be pleasant as occupying the same cage with
wildcat.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10

MISSING
The house was fine to look upon
And all the grounds were neat and
trim,
But of his neighbors was one
Who really didn't envy him
HE walls with tapestries were hung
And costly pictures. old and rare.
But there was not a sign that young
And healthy children sheltered
there.
His books would thrill the bibliophile
And l was glad to look them Ger,
But happier with them I would feel
If there were toys upon the floor;
Each kept with dignity it's place,
By servants paid for that no doubt
But on them ! could find no trace
That children ever pulled them
out
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
GOING TO WASTE

If you want something take the joy of
life. a coal fire IN your furnace then climb
the roof and sit the chimney You'll
observe the heat going to waste.
whenever you burn coal. you lose more
four-fifths of the heat stored in IT by nature
And that is only part of the
Take 1900 pounds of coal lying in the mines
Some is lost in mining Eighty-two pounds
burned up by the railroad locomotive that hauls
the coal to market Ashes escaping and
smoke increase the loss.
The result. says the Geological Survey. is that
Only rs of the original 1000 pounds are actually
converted into mechanical energy in the boiler
room.
out of 1000 pounds of COAL 1924 pounds
wasted!
a chemist can take coal and break it up into
coke. artificial gas, ammonia tar. carbohc acid,
benzoine synthetic sugar. high explosive. dyes and
a long list of other by-products.
All those are wasted when coal is shoveled in a
furnace.
Waste like that is the chief causes of high
cost of living. Recognizing this a British scientist
predicts that in another century will
a penal offense to burn coal in the pure state for
heating purposes.
If you could live 100 years from now. you would
find the most humble home heated by electricity
Coal in that day will burned at the mines scien-
dfcally. producing electricity that VIII be sent
No smoke. o bother No waste
Coal is only of many instances OF gigantic
that will be eliminated by our descendants.
Future will dam every stream and
it into water power. He will harness the
tides. He will capture and the enormous
nous energy Of the suns heat which
now wasted. From the air and ground he will take
perpetual electric current of stUpendous power
In future cities, there will be no waste. Even
the garbage instead of being destroyed will be
reduced chemicals.
Engineers will accomplish all this-experts in
chemistry physics, electricity and mechanics
Those the coming fields. Young men, won
dering what take up for their lifes work should
investigate the possibilities Profits the eng-
neerng professions
Sometimes when takes out insurance his
wife thinks he ought to be shot
a Princeton professor says he can't live on
$4,000 year Most professors would like
try it.
They have trackless trolley car; but what
worries is the troley-carless track
You must sing a song of than six-pence Il
want f,llo f
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
POMER.
oklahoma News.)

(Oklahoma News.)
a Canadian Pacific train with one engine hauls
165 900 bushels OF wheat said break the worlds
record. The train nearly a mile long with 10
fully loaded
Modern certainly is claiming power
Alexander the Great mOurned because there were
cOnquests for him 10 make He thought
he had conquered everything, yet IL occurred
him invade the simple battlefield OF trans
portation In AeXanders day 165, 900
bushels Of wheat required least 25 900 camels.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
UNUSUAL.
- Angeles Reeord.D

Los Angeles Record.)
At Middleton, Conn. stOrekeeper was convicted
OF murder. While the court was sentencing him
to be hanged. his Rudolph being married
within a mile of the OF the murder The
telegraph clicks this: Rudolph knew his father
TO be sentenced. But he chose that particular
day for his wedding"
An interesting piece Of psychology. Can the
movies beat il? Rarely. What RudOlphs Lur-
pose? How do you explain il?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
RONG.


An Iowa farmer sold six roosters for 81 Before
leaving town. ne learned that storekeepers were
asking much for dozen eggs as he could get
for two bushels OF
Farming values OF line. crafty trader
could start with dozen eggs and wind up with
mortgage-free farm. provided ne did enough bar
tering and played in and out OF the city markets
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10

After viewing the -Har-
ward football game, last July's battle
between Messrs. Dempsey and Car
pentier seems like a love feast.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
SAFETY.

Nine years ago. As out OF every 100 men who
worked in steel mills We're injured manned for
life. The IS has been cut down 20 five says J. 3.
Ayres, safety engineer or the National Tube Co
That Is the result OF Safety First campaigns
Automobile accidents could be reduced CORE
spondngly by the exercise OF personal caution and
the rudiments or common sense.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS
WATSON

Tower Of Babel. South Bend.
Ind:
Dear Editor-I have been
greatly puzzled over something
for several days and wonder if
you cannot unravel this mystery
Cor me and relieve. my anxiety.
One Sunday morning a short
time ago while driving about in
the Erskine addition. I was
amazed to find Charlie T. Ar
ment, Of the National Cash Reg
lister Company. climb on top of
the roof Of one of the most at
tractive homes there and go up
to the chimney. At first L
thought lie was practicing the
old Santa Claus stunt so as to
have it down pat by Christmas,
but on taking a second look
found that he was up there put
ting salt down the chimney Che
recently having p u r h 5 d
same). Why did he do this?
Was it to keep the chimney
from getting too fresh, doesn't
he extend an invitation to Santa
Claus. or has he a still planted
there?
Very anxiously yours,
i. I-WANT-TO-KNOW.
Little Weatherstrip, the young sol
of Frank Thorpe. the Goodrich deal
er. was absorbed in a picture o
Elijah going to heaven in a chario
of fire. Pointing to the halo abou
the prophets head, Weatherstril
finally exclaimed:
see, Papa, he's carrying an eXtr;
tire"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10

If Taft should resign the president
would have to appoint a couple OF
Justices to his seat.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
Firm Friends.

Wen never quarrel with the Cana
dian people. We like the spirit they
show
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10

Tonight the American Legion
throws a dance at the Oliver hJtel.
through the courtesy Of Charles 3.
sax. We don't know for sure buI
presume that Charles b. will lead
the grand march.
on reading the election returns
that Seebirt had been elected, the
Bootleggers' quartet sang eight YER
ses OF It's All over Now" and ad-
icurned for the winter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10

They now have trackless trolley car; but what
worries is the trolley-carless track.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10

You sing song of than six-pence Il
YOU want pocket full of rye.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10
Chic Cloth Coats $3.50
PettiCOatS
inexpensively charming

for Madame and Madamoiselle
There are nice warm ones for
the cold blooded Madame
knitted of plain colors with
narrow striped borders. They
come in regular and extra sizes.
SIPS, $3.50, Sis, $2.95
and 1896.
Satinette petticoats in black,
navy and brown are light
weight. They have a scalloped
bottom. SIS.
Black sateen petticoats, hem
stitched rufhe, very fine quail
ty. at $l.75.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-11-10

Princeton professor says he can't live on
try it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-18
DuOfOld Bed
DaVenpOrtS

Sleep in comfort and have daytim
styles, both long and short. No "Bt
ports in this stock. Birthday
prices as low as
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-03-18
PALMER EXPLAINS
HIS beer RULING
(By Associated Press)


PHILADELPHIA, March 1.-THE
ruling that physicians may prescribe
beer may mean beer at the soda foun-
tains. but never again beer in the
saloon bar or hotel dining ROOM" said
former attorney General Palmer here.
THE law has fixed one channel
through which beer may be obtained
for medicinal purposes" said Mr.,
Palmer in speaking on his ruling on
beer recently made public after he left
Office. 1T says plainly brewers may
manufacture wholesale, druggists may
sell only. at wholesale and it may be
retailed only by registered pharmists
on physicians prescriptions. Tha,
cuts out the beer party and the
growler.
There was never any legal knot tt
be united here. Why it took the people
interested in it so long to ferret out
its advantage / don't understand.
The prohibition law" said Mr.. Pal
mer will never be fully effective until
the public becomes possessed of a con
seriousness OF wrong doing in violating
1t. think the majority of the ply
sicians will treat this beer matter as
one involving professional ethics"