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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

FOR RENT Housekeeping rooms
GA cosbie.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
RESTAURANT
SECOND HAND FURNITURE


THE oUELLE-A good place to eat
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
FOR RENT

FOR Furnished Apt.-Phone
210-W.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

PHONE /. C. SNYDER, 275-M for the
man that has swept your chimneys
for fifteen years.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

FOR RENT-Furnished Housekeeping
rooms. Phone 204-M.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

ALL KINDS of patients cared for by
experienced nurse-SO0 w. Webb
Phone SS4.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

HEMsTITCHNG-Mail ordens-MrG
Ralph HasseIl-417 Bush. Phone
ss5.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
OSTEOPATH

DIR. G. f. HOLT Osteopathic, physi-
clan and Surgeon. Judd Bldg. Telo-
phones. office SOS; Residences 37s-W.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
MISCELLANEOUS

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MRS. ADA FIELD-Spirella corsetiere
Phone :24-W. Address 514 Jane.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
HEMSTITCHING

HEMsTITCHING at the singer shop.
Mail orders promptly attended to
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
w A N i A ID S
Notices, Business Opportunities Locals, Lost Found
For Rent, ETC., Classified for Easy Reference.
NEW TODAY

FOR RENT-7one nice front sleeping
room--closo in--Phone 279-J.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

J. H. Estes. GA Main ST.. Phone Goa
FOR sALE-Rhode Island Red cock
erels-lnquire 2lO5 w. Webb.
FURNITURE FOR sALE-Buyer get
rental Of house PhonA 23O-J, 81;
Pine St.
FOR sALE-Ford truck or will trade
ON Ford touring, Riverside Garage
1 Phone $50.
FOR SAILS turkey hens and one
bronze gobbler-Phone 457 or in.
I quire 1909 u. Court st.
FOR sALB,-selt-propelIed combine
harvester. 1919 model. good shape
terms-Sturgis g. Storie.
FOR sALE-setting eggs from pure
bred Rhode Island Reds. Can de-
liver anytime. Phone 33I-J.
FOR. SALE-Beardless spring barley
for seed at ST. Andrews School
Reservations cents per pound.
FOR SALE-About 130 tons alfalfa
hay. some mixed with barley. George
Geanokopulas. Rieth Ore. 4shoae 23F4.
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FOR SALE-Thorobred single comb
Rhode Island Red cockerels. Extra
dark color large and well matured.
Mrs. A. Z. Hard, Box ~, Echo, ore.
FOR SALE OR TRADE-One IA HIP.
stover gas engine, mounted on wag-
on bed with wide iron wheels Guar
anteed in first class condition. Win
trade for Ford.-Simpsoc Auto Co.
FOR SALE Eleven head registered !
short born bulls can be seen at Rugg /
ranch. Echo any time between now
and March 10. For particulars write
Rugg x Hagey Echo, or G. W. Rugg.
Pilot Rock.
FOR SALE
Houses OF all sizes, ranging In price
rom $500 to $4,000. Come and see
ne II you want TO buy home.
GEORGE w. ELDER
s1S Main st.
Res. Phone 972-W Phone s93
FOR SALE =.
Five room residence, west end,
10000. Also many other houses
rom to s rooms. some on easy pay
nonts.
George W. Elder
is Main st. Phone s9s
a Special Bargain
One slightly used Brunswick nhono-
raph. This instrument is as good as /,
ew and we will guarantee it the same
S new one. This machine will be
old at n bargain.
ECONOMY DRUG CO.
Phone iii. II
FOR RENT
a
PTS. AND ROOMS - ALTA AtsTS.
OR RENT-Furnishe Apt.-Phone
210-W.
OR RENT-Furnished room-Phone /,
276-R.
DOM AND BOARD for men only :,
40s e. Webb.
OR RENT . housekeeping rooms I
Phone 730-W :
OR RENT-Furnished Housekeeping
,.......s-t I1l,.,,.. aaf
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

DOMESTIC LAuNpRY-4Oi E. Court
ST., Phone 60 We maintain a COM
plete mendins department.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
NOTICES
Photographer

fIiOtOgrapher
To introduce our kodak work 6e
VIII finish Free one roll and one print
each. Ward Studio.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
MADE TO MEASURE
OPTICAL.


DALE Optemetrist and
optician. Glasses ground to fit your
eyes. American National Bank BldR,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

SIMPSON TIRE SERVICE Core
public and Firestone tires, cords or
tabric.-223 e. Court St, Phone 651.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
DRAYMEN
DENTIST
FARM LOANS
Junk. JUNK, JUNK

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BRING your junk to the Pendleton
Hide & Junk Co. See us before you
sell. L. d. Cameron, Prop.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
CONTRACTORS & BUILDERS

PARKER & BANFIELD. Designing
Engineering, Constructing. 1e years
experience in concrete and brick con-
struction. 81 L Third St., North Port
land, Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

FOR SALE-Rhode Island Red cock
erels-Inquire 2t05 w. Webb.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

EVERY Article LAundered Perfectly.
There's an agent Ia your town,
Troy Laundry, COS Garden ST.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

FOR RENT-Furnished room-Phone
276-R.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16
BATTERIES
CATERPILLAR WORK

CATERPILLARS. harvesters, gas en-
gines, automobiles and general
blacksmithing. Roundup Garage,
Parks & NebergaII, 2I2 West Webb.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-02-16

MATTRESSES-The best values in
the city, IS lb. silk flass, $3.50
45 ID. cotton s10.00-Phone 522.
Riley & Kemp. 523 Main St.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
MADE QUEER HIDING PLACE
Sleeping Appurtenance Proved Effec-
tive in concealing Elongated lr-
diViduaI in Lady's Bedroom.

Lord ROssmOre, who has just died
in England, was great sportsman
and hunter, and had many good stories,
not only of the hunting field, but of
life in many other places. One of
these concerned his friend, Bay Mid
deton, whom he describes as one of
the best riders to hounds that ever
lived, and runs as follows:
bay once bet lady that he could
hide so effectually in her bedroom
that she could never discover him.
She hunted high and low, but never
a trace of the hidden one could she
see.
THE lady was completely at her
wits end, and at last, when she had
gone all over the room inch
by inch. she was startled out of her
seven senses by hearing Bays voice
'Hullo! / can see you"
This was puzzler and no mistake,
but the mystery was at last solved, for
who was long and thin, had
got inside the bolsterw
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Her REALLY BRIGHT THOUGHT
Mary Ellen Had Shrewd Scheme for
Making Sick Children Satisfied
With Their Lot.

Little Mary Ellen Mckee is, as she
terms it, "just half past four" and
lives around the corner from the
Union hospital in Terre Haute, says
the indianapolis News. Recently she
received a tricycle., which she rides
morning, noon and night. At first her
rides were confined to her own street.
but the other day she wished to ride
around the corner.
"But the little sick children at the
hospital will see you, and then they'll
be unhappy because they can't ride,
too" her mother told her.
Mary Ellen was silent a minute.
Then she said earnestly: well then,
mother. l won't ride past the hos
Wtal. When I get in front Of it I'll
get off and push it like it was hard
work, and then they won't be unhappy.
They'll be glad they can lie in bed
and not have to push things like tri-
cycles"
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
MOTHER FUR SEAL.

They think 1t is funny" said
Mother Fur Seal, that l am able u
recognize or know my own children
but l would think ii funny If
couldn't.
'Of course every mother fur seal
would think as l did about this mat:
ter.
THE reason that creatures think IL
is funny that know my own children,
is because we mothers stay about on
the same great beach and there are
thousands of mothers and children all
about.
But l always would know my son, y
said Mother Fur Seal.
"Our children are such dear, play
full, merry creatures. Especially when
they're very young, and even during
the first four or five years of their
lives there is nothing they enjoy so
much as swimming and playing, diving
and playing tag and other games.
Were known as the Alaska Fur
Seal family, and we live interesting
lives.
Were quite fashionable and in the
winter we go to coast lines further
south than in the summer.
"In the spring or very early in the
summer we travel sometimes as much
as two thousand miles. Gracious,
wouldn't 1t be an expense if we had
to pay for our journeys the way peo-
pie do?
But then people wouldn't care for
the way we travel, through the great
ocean, whether it's stormy or calm,
whether there is rain or sunshine
above.
1--WE go on and on, and no matter
how great the fog may be we never
lose our way, but go swimming steadi-
ly on and on until we reach the islands
we're going to for our summer.
when we reach our summer home
we begin to think about the seal
babies who have arrived after we
have been at the island homes for
awhile.
1--WE stay out of the water for long
periods of time, often to make sure no
harm will come to our babies. And |
we go back and forth for our market
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
WOMEN NEED SWAMP-ROOT

Thousands of women have kidney and
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in a healthy
condition, they may cause the other or
gans to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss of am
bition, nervousness, are often times symp-
toms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. DR..
Kilmer's Swamp Root, a physicians pre-
scription, obtained at any drug store, may
be just the remedy needed to overcome
such conditions.
Get medium or large size bottle im-
mediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper-Adv.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14

ing, for we must feed our children
well and give them good food so they
will be strong and so they will feel
like playing.
How we do enjoy squids! Squids
are most delicious. Yes, squids are
every bit as good as ice cream and
such things which children like.
"Our great enemy is the old whale
known as the Killer Whale. From
his family name you can understand
that he is a cruel creature. That
would be quite clear to any one.
"Our cousins, the sea-lions are very
much like we are in ways and habits
and looks.
"They too travel in the spring and
In the fall living one place in the
summer and another in the winter.
1.-THE Mr.. Sea-Lions are noisy crea-
lures, roaring and talking at the top
of their voices, always. They're very
big of course, and l suppose like to
make their voices seem equal to their
size.
"They are all wilder and drawer
than we are, but they're a clever lot.
l do not mind admitting 1t, because,
of course, they're relatives of ours.
Sometimes they are known as the
Steller Sea-Lion family.
but what l cannot understand is
that people think it is strange that
we can always tell our own young
K1,ha
countless children seals on the beach.
II would like to ask such people
this question, especially / would like
to ask any question of mothers.
"Would you not be able to recognize
your own children even If there We're
thousands Of children about?
Wouldn't you be able to pick out
your own children in a great big /
school where there were several thou.
sand children about?
"Wouldn't you he able to tell your
own children II they were marching
many other children?
"Wouldn't You be able to tell your
on the beach when the chill
dren were focking to the beach in
"Of course you would I'm quite
sure you would And so can the
Mother Seal tell which are her own
For she knows her own rs
my mother would. Don't you see, peo-
Die that that is quite easy to under.
,tandT
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
II Was His Brother!

At a crowded dance one evening a
fellow I had just finished the previous
dance with bumped into me. Feeling
indignant at him for having trampled
on my pet corn. and new satin Slip
pers, exclaimed to my partner, '"That
fellow is about as light on my feet
as the bird they call the elephant"
Eyes, it's too bad. My brother is
just learning to dance and you know,
the first hundred years are the hard
est" was the unexpected reply.-Chi-
cago American.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Culinary Note.

"What'elI yez have for lunch, mumY"
"What have We in the house, Mary?"
'Well'm there's some ham scrap
from yestidday. n hunk o that beef
roast, two pieces O sausage an a
stalk o celery"
"GoOd l guess we'd better make
some chicken croquettes. '-Richmond
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Another Call to Arms.

A lad of twelve, riding his wheel
at top speed, suddenly burst out sing
ing, "Goodby, Ma, good-by, Pa, good
by mule with your old hehaw."
An old darby, sitting half asleep on
the board seat of little old wagon,
and drawn by gray mule, reused him
self and exclaimed, What, you goin'
agin?"
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Man,s Glory.

Mans glory lies in his striving after
the best; his shame, In contentment
with the second rate. The banner I'M
der which the true man marches bears
the word Excelsior" but the goal
upon which he fixes his eye bears the
inscription, THE Best. "-Church Mis-
sionary.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Catarrh Con Be Cured

Catarrh is a local disease greatly infu-
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of
the System. HALLS Gaia r r H
MEDICINE destroys the foundation OF
the disease, gives the patient strength by
improving the general health and assists
nature in doing its work
All Druggists. Circulars free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Almost Had II.

Proud Mother-Oh, George, little
Harry is just beginning to talk. He's
learning to recite "Baa, baa, black
sheep, have you any wool?'
Proud Papa-Does he really say all
that?
Proud Mother-Well, not quite all
of it yet, but he's got as far as "Baa,
baar'
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
cuticura Comforts Raby's Skin

When red, rough and itching with hot
baths of Cuticura Soap and touches of
Cuticura Ointment. Also make use
now and then of that exquisitely scent
ed busting powder, Cuticura Talcum,
one of the indispensable Cuticura
Toilet TriO.-Adv,
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
WiIlinn to Serve.

want to go on an investigating
committee?''
IF it is headed in the right direc-
tion. I don't mind investigating ice
conditions in Havana harbor. Louis
vile Courier Journal.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Arithmetic.

Father" said the small boy, "what
is an improper fraction?"
IAN improper fraction, my son, is
the portion a CRATER insists on taking
before he will let contract go
through"
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Be Your Own Boss

Earn big money. Experience unneceS-'
sary. Have the incest, smoothest work.
ing business in the world, in your own
home during spare or full time. Send
one dollar. Start now. P. Fern, Carrie
BIdg., 47o9 Prairie Ave-, Chicago, H.,
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Continuous Reiun,

A lecturer says that women will be
ruling this country 20 years from now.
OF course why should she abdicate?-
Boston Transcript.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
AlI.seeino one VIII Discover.

No fallacy can hide wrong, no sub.
terfuge cover II so shrewdly but that
the All-Seeing One will discover and
punish lt--Rlvnrul.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14

Maud-'If the third finger is for the
wedding ring, which is for divorce"
Marie-"The finger of scorn."
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Sarcastic,

That's bad cold you have"
Eyes. Sometimes / wish I could
have got good one for a change"
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Grub Makes the Butterfly.

why is butterfly like hot roll7
Because II is the grub that makes the
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14

II You Have a Pain
try Vacher-Balm. Keep it handy, and
avoid imitations.-Adv.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14

A late supper embraces the things
of which dreams are made.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14

A woman never thoroughly enjoys
anything she can't cry over.
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
Ladies and Gentlemen

Make 81 an hour-demonstrate "UTHGLO~i
3-in-1 toilet preparations; all or spare TINA
Working sample FREE. Get yours now
THE UTHGLO CO, ATLANTA. GEORGIA.l
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1921-04-14
HzRROVED UNFoRH rxTEENArIoSLL
SUNMS0OOL
LESSON

tSy REV +. b FITZWATER. d d.
y Teacher Of English Bible In the Moody
Bible Institute OF ChicaE0l
% 1871. Western Newspaper UnIon)
Evening star., 1921-03-13
BOND TAX DECISION
AFFECTS BUT FEW
Solicitor General Frierson
Claims Official Error Applies
Only to Remote Cases.

Solicitor General Frierson's conces-
sion before the Supreme Court in the
corporate bond case" Friday that
the internal revenue bureau had erred
in using the market values of securi-
ties as of March I. 1918, as the basis
for determining whether the subse-
quent sale resulted in gain OF loss
probably will not involve any large
amounts of taxes already paid to the
government. This opinion was eX-
pressed in a formal statement issued
by the solicitor general yesterday.
He said that the concession he had
made applied only in the rare cases in
which the taking of the 1913 value as
the basis would result in showing 4
fictitious gain or loss and that little
in dollars and cents can be involved.
Probably as much will be saved
on deductions as is lost on incomes.
said Mr.. Frierson. In the case at is
purchased before March !. 1913 and
sold subsequently for the purchase
price. In 1913. however. the market
price had fallen so that on the basis
of the price as of that date the seller
made profit which the government
taxed
The important question involved"
said Mr.. FrierSon. was whether
gains derived from the profitable sale
of capital assets may be taxed as in
come at all. On this question J. of
course. insisted that the ruling of the
internal revenue department was cor
rect. Incidental to this question
there was the further question as
to what part of such gains was
taxable when the property was pur-
chased before and sold after March
i, 1919
Evening star., 1921-03-13
ARTS CLUB WILL NOTE
FIFTH ANNIVERSARY
Special Program Prepared for
April z, When Birthday
Is Celebrated,

The fifth birthday of the Arts Club
of Washington is to be celebrated
April Z, the club having been or
ganized April Z. 1916.
A special birthday party" has
been planned to mark the occasion
and preparations are now under way
to make this a notable feature of
Washington's spring happenings.
The committee in charge of this
affair has announced a few of the
items of the program contemplated.
There will be dancing and a supper.
Members and guests will be urged
to appear in costume in the "beaux
arts" fashion. There will be booths
of various kinds.
The membership of the Arts Club
has grown greatly in the five years
and now comprises nearly 500 on
the active residential roll. in addi-
tion to several hundred nonresident
members. The club retains its home
at 2017 I street. which. however. it
has actually outgrown. On the 7th
of April, if the weather is fair, some
of the birthday Specialties will be
staged" in the extensive garden in
the rear of the clubhouse.
The work of preparation for the
anniversary celebration is in the
hands Of a central committee. with
several subcommittee responsible for
particular features, whose plans will
be announced from time to time.
Evening star., 1921-03-13
GIRLS WILL DEBATE,
George Washington University
Team to Meet West Virginia.

George Washington University
newly organized girls debating team
Will hold it's initial verbal clash with
a girls. team from the University OF
West Virginia. at Morgantown, w
Va, April 20.
The subject will be. Resolved. That
the legislatures of the several states
should enact legislation to provide
for the establishment of courts OF
industrial relation. similar to the
Kansas court" The local team which
viii uphold the affirmative. is COM
posed of Misses Edith NJ. Archey, Helen
Carless and Fillmore Wilgus
George Washington's mems debat-
Ing team will meet team from Penn
sylyania State College in this city on
March IS. George Washington will
defend the negative of the question
of granting labor representation on
directorates of industrial concerns.
The team will be composed of Leslie
Jackson. Stanton Fitzgerrell and
Harry Perlin.
Evening star., 1921-03-13
AFGHANISTAN TREATY
IS SOUGHT BY ENGLAND
Mission Sent at Request of Emir
Will Draft New
Covenant.

Great Britain has entered into ne
gotiations with the government of
Afghanistan looking to the drafting
of a treaty which shall take into con
sideration the relations of the latter
government and India. with particu-
lar reference to the influence of Rus
sian soviet propaganda, according to
advices received here yesterday in
official circles. -
At the Invita- tion of the emir of
Afghanistan. it is understood that the
British government has lately dis
patched mission there and meetings
have already been held between rep
resentatives of the two governments
The British movement in the direc-
ton of treaty negotiations is under
stood to have been precipitated by
the appearance at kaul of Suretz
acting on behalf of the central Mos
COW soviet. and of Djemal Pasha
representing the Turkish nationalist
government Of Mustapha kemal, at
AnEora-
The emir is reported to be particu-
larly anxious to free his country
from the nominal obligation to refer
foreign relations to the Indian gov
ernment.
Evening star., 1921-03-13

Although Bolivia produces an infin-
lite variety of valuable cabinet woods
such as walnut. cedar. mahogany and
ebony, lack of transportation facili-
ties makes it necessary to import
large quantities of construction lum-
Der from the United States.
Evening star., 1921-03-13

are made of superior grades of Gingham
and Percales, and have convenient pockets
sashes or belts. These cost no more than
ordinary KINDS. ST, $I.5O, $1.o5, S2.95.