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Washington Journal., 1921-04-29

riibmter SiItorifcr Bat uts, Inn
Oar5ule9clt, mas oel1n eigentlid bin.
ter Ser 3eritorungspolitif itede. @r
meinte, 6ranfrcid Tonne iiHer iein,
oaB Gcutidlono in 5tpan5ig Sab.
rem ni6t idpG6er iein tyerOe, als
Sranfrei9 ielbit. 0aber ideine es
ibm, sic GoIitif fonne nur Den
3ped baben, 5ltgllniteu ser 6roil.
5oien in 9cittiGldnO ltnrube gu
ltiftcn. llngIiidli6crpeiie bat er
redt. Cine perniinftige @rfldrurg
fir Oieie fltr8ii6tige rno bon biirr
bidder @m~pfin0ung %5eugenoe sole
tiff 9ibt es nidt.
3. gacs in oqen1 lit es misloies
ltntcrfangen ultO man lit peit bonn
3iel, ga 0euti6lono nidt ous
OeutIfIan6 Der @orfriegs5eit lit.
0os lit cine SotIofe, oic aligcr.
fGniq gemoft iperoen mltB. 9aS
Merfmal friiberer 3eiten mar ole
onrdars ltnoemofrotiI6e Serri6aft
ser @utoritGt. Mtdnner bon tppii9
pre1tbiidcm Gbarufter palteten I'M
berontportli9 in boben Ste1en.
SeIbIt in Der Notwithstanding
Ieste man iid iiber oen 8olfSDiGeh
binipeg. Goli3ei ut6 SoIoaten ma.
rem iiberon SIT fe9eu nno nuDmen
crnprrp Hpchtp in MnIbr1lh. nlS
man Ser 3ipilbepolferung ie 5u-
biui9te. 0%irgenoS beitan0 Die Mog'
li6feit elmer 8olfsfontrole. Scr
Safer plroe angebetet un6 miidte
Iid. ieI61t in ale Mngelegenbeiten
oes 6ffentli6cn 2ebens. 9as aIles
lit niGt mebr. Sir Oieicnigen, Die
oas friibere 0eliti6lan6 fannten
uno 6ie gu urteilen piIien, lit Der
8efiel itrbeItreitbor.
go liegen Sic 9inge, unO Die
StrGfIidfeit ser Iusbungerrngspo'
tiff lit baber feinem 9tpeifel unter'
tporfen. Die Norrbeit, Die aus ibr
Iprift, lit - in Sinli6t auf LII.
fern eigncn S~nterellen Inn 10
be6alterlider, ga iie pobG bermeioliA
tpdre. @s lit sic nIte @ei6i6te,
ouf Sic man in Grinnerung fritz
herer ariege immer pieOer trifft:
Gernunft un6 meni9li6er @nitano
tpcrocn er0riidt BON nieoeren eric
ben un6 fapitaliItiIder @ier.
Washington Journal., 1921-04-29

run1" ser Ir6eit, sic SEN ItdrfIten
ArbeitS5nang inter SooeSorobung
allSiibt, beoeutet cine Sne6ttng oes
gin5elncn, pie fie Itdrfer inter fet'
mem abIolutiitii6eu GegimeIlt por-
honOen mar.
llno trotoem 1T es Ben leiten-
Oen M1nnern GuBlanOs mogli6,
in alien unIogboren @leno uno
Mangel Elm Miaionenbeer idlag-
frGftig at erbaIten unO lire Serr-
idaft, ~oaeroiugS inter blutigitem
Gerror, gu bewabren. 9as lGBt lid
MIR aus Dem @ldubenS6 araf'
ter ibrer 2ebre erfIdren, oie pie
ieoe &eligion ibre anbGnger ourdb
Dot nno 600 ibren 8eg 9eben
beiBt.
ga oie 8oIi6eipifen iif al Die
tieflte ScbnIu6t oes Reniden pett-
ben, miro ibre 2ebre ME mebr Der"
iGtpinoen f0nneu. Seoes Golf miiB
ii6 nit ibr ouseinunoerieben, oe1tt
pIpdoIogii6e SotindJen fam man
nidt nit Maidiuengepebrerl be-
f6mpfen. .
Iud GeutI6lanO muB ii6 nit
Der ne1ten 2ebre auseinanoeriesell
in einem Ginsen gerpaltigiter @et'
ItesanItrengung. @elingt eS nibt,
oas 8roouftip-& %onItruttioe oes Nd'
teiDItems in 9euti6lonO ourd Yer
binoung nit Dem nod 2ebensfabigen
Ser peItliden StnateniDIterne orga'
mild 5l peridmel5en unO cine neite
Sorfif Der @emeini6aft uno Der ge'
ieuidoftli6en utto itaatliden Sro'
n1ng at finoen, 10 lit oas Chaos
Die unbcrmei0lide Solge. Iber 1tur
our6 ben @eiit fam Die Solliitg
aefunoen tperoen.
9os gemuBtIein Der ungebenrerl
Geranttportung, Die bonn S9idial
aif Die 5hultern oes iduergepriif'
ten 6euti6en Bottles gelegt lit, be-
ginnt Ioneiam Mgemeingut 81 tper'
ben, uno oie beiten 9elitlden ringert
nit Dem 8roblem.
9enn niGt in &uBIano, ion-
bern m 0euti6lanO miro Die Gut
1feioung iiber Die llmgeltaltung Der
8clt fanen.
Washington Journal., 1921-04-29
ySeim @clb, fcin Sduei5cr."

8os gefiigeIte @ort n&ein @eIb,
fem Sfmei5er", oas in Siiooeutlf.
LAMB audi in gereimter 6aliung ols
yfein &reu5er, feiu S6rpei5er" ge'
bort miro, Itonlmt aus Dem Sran5o.
liiden uno lit nobe5u 400 Sabre alt.
Der menig befannte rriprung oieier
&eoensart 5eigt ii6rigens, bob lie
3uerIt BEL einer eigentli6 lobensrper-
ten Sonolung Der S6pei5er ent'
ltonoen lit uno 8tpar 81 geginn oes
16. So6r6unoerts, 90 Die Sdtpei3er
als Silfstruppen Ser Sran5oii1en
inn Waildnoiiden fampften.
@ie oomols ni1t lelten, mar ben
Sfupei5ern sic bon Sranfrei6 auge'
Iprodene 2o6nung nidt ousbe5ablt
moroen uno bieie aogen lif groueno
in ibre 9erge 3uriif uno ltreifter.
Dariiber tporen Die Sran5oien nun
GuBerIt auTgebradt, aber i6ren Sor.
miirfen bon llntreue unb Seigbelt
gegeniiber, bebarrten Die Sfpei5er
unentmegt 6arauf, es lei LINEN NM
m0glid, obne Ben perlpro6ener1
Solo az le6en.
v8arum madt SIR es ni6t pie
mir" iagte elmer Der fran5oIiiden
Offi5iere, Die nit fbnen o~er6an6el'
ten, nmarllm lebt .Sbr nidt anI &o'
item ser 8iirger uno 8auern?"
v8eil mir Soloaten unb feline
HGlber lin6," erlpioerten ibm Die
5fymei5er, mir nebmen nur 8eute
pom oen beapaffneten @egnern, aber
nimmermebr bon ben idon bart ge'
georiidten @inwobnern."
alS Dem fran8oiiiden General
6ieroon beri6tet muroe, iab er tpoDl
elm, oaB man oie Sdppei5er 6e5a6.
len miilie, ipenn man nidt auf Die
Dicnlte oerlelben per5idten moute
uro oieie l1eber3eugung faBte er in
Die 8orte 5uiammen: point Bar.
gent, point DC iuiiics".
SIM 2ouIe Ser 3eit bat freili4 Die
/ &eoensort fire uripriinglide geoeli'
tung o~erlorer, uno ga man, beion'
oers in Granfreif, bic S9mei5er
meiit in unterseoroneter Steaung
aIs S0loner uno 9iirbiiter fannie,
- in lesterer gigeniduit muroen
oie @orter PORTER" uno Julie"
fat gleidbeoeuteno 10 galt Die
anii9t, Bob Die Sdrpei5er nidts
umIonIt t1teit, nidt nuc %augemcin,
Ionoern DER 4usipru6 muroe auh
auf ieoen 'ngemanot, oellen 0ienlte
ein5ig fir 8elo 81 baben morer.
Sn Sic fran5oliIde 9iterotur
muroe sic &eoensart BON &acine elm.
geii6rt, Ser i'm eritcn Ifte Der
,Yloioenrs" eiren aus Der Sicaroie
ltammenoen Eiirbiiter er5d6len laBt,
oaB ieoer, ser gu ieinem Serrn, Ell.
mem Ii6ter, gepoat, 0ieien 3ntritt
nod Ser &eoensart point o'argent,
hpoint De iuiile" bate %erfaiifcn mill
len.
Washington Journal., 1921-04-29
ArbeitslDie 6emonitr;cren in Satt'
burg.

@or fur5em ueriud)ten @rperbs.
loie in Demonitratlons5iigen na3
Dem &atbaus por5uOringen, INN bort
ourd cine Mboronung lire SCRIBE
rutigen norbringen gu laiien, wnr.
ben abcr OIL Den 3ugaagsltraBen
ourd) YoItenfetten uno Hatrouiaen
Der 8oli8ei 5uriidgcbolten uno ger.
itreut. Sn Der SteinitraBe fam
es 81 einem fleinen 3uiammenito6
5iuiiden 9emonitranten nno Der
Bcli5ei. 9abei muroe EN- Boli5iit
uerpriigelt ulo linn Oas @eDebr
cntrilien; Elm Sbcrlclitllallt muroe
ourd) Orei Wieiierltide in Sails,
Yruit uno Seite iWmer perlest.
SIN iibrigen lit es nirgenoS 81 lin.
ruben gcfommeil.
Washington Journal., 1921-04-29
Slide, bic pirflifj fliesen.

@obl sic meiiten S8eanpaiiagiere
baben gelegentli6 Oie f%lotter, fleiner
u@ei6opfe bemerft, pelfe
in man6en Sabren mebr ooer pent'
ger su6lrei6 an S6iffen a%ufta1td]ert,
pieIeiGt Dem Moitperf ooer lelblt
einem Saiiogieroeroed einet file
aen6en 9eiu9 abItatteten unb bon
ieber alS rfIieeenoe Slide" be5eif}-
net porOen lino.
SIT oie 8e5ei6nung cine ri6tige?
Seoenfoas bat iie Die IltgenI6ein-
li6feit fir iid; utlo frii6er baben
9coba6ter ME ge5meifelt, Dob oieIc
Slide rif,tige Sllebepcgungen
MAIDEN, tpern Tie auf 6ie S6iffe
Iteiaen ODER OieIelben Dieber ber-
loiien. au6 ser S6reiber 0ieies
fonnte feincn onbern @inorud bon
oteien Sii6-2uftausfIiigen ge-
pinnen.
GpGter ieood, belon0ers nit Dem
4uffommen Ser Ieroplon- @leitflie-
gcrei, idiittelten mon9e 5meifelno
oen &opf; nn6 etlide neigten lif
Itarf ser Mnnabme 5l, 6oB Sic 9e-
tpegltngen feinerlei Sliige, Ionoern
MIR 2uftIpriinge ooer S6neaungen
allf iebr feline Streden ieien.
Serborroocn0e Staturfcnner fino
aber gang neueroings 81 Der felte1i
l1cber5euqung gelongt, baB oas
Slieqcn iebt en0eiiltig als miIien'
IdaFtIide Sotiadc anerfannt tperoen
miiIic. als aGgemcine SGbigfeit Der
betreffenoen Siidgattungen. @s
erIdeint etwos merfpiiroig, DOB
6ieic intereIiante Srase 10 lange i'm
ltnqetpiIIen liegen fonnte; ober es
1T aud, in 8ctradt au 5ieber, Dab
sic nSliigelidIae"-9 epegunaen Der
Ii1fe nngemcin raid Dor lid1 aeber,
totiG6Iid 10 raid, baB li6 Die
@renscn Ser ein5clnen @omentc Fir
oos Nhtae ielbit zines iebr e%ebuloi-
gen @eobadters fat oaemol ooul9
ocrtpiihen.
Giniqc be6cutiame Sotiaden fino
icoo6 mad iino nod feitgeIteAt NOR
oen.
Witten in ihrem Sling orehen lid
manhmol Die Siife in ref,ttpinfelis
oer &ihtuna Inn, ia mitiinter ioaar
in einem iehr ipibioen @infel. limo
mas nod mahr lit: Midt gar 'eltett
moht ser Slid nit don8 berbliiffsn-
ser Ho'hheit cine ponIt6nbiqe &reis-
umnrehuna un6 fchrt in cine &if.
tung suriif. nelhc %bericnigen, IN
ser err icinen Tlitr bcuonnen botte,
qcro6r cntocqengeickt lit.
Sordle nno anoere 2eiItungen
1hnlifer Nrt m6ren einfah nnge-
m6hnIih, menn ser Slid iidl aiif
sHnanrnoa. ltno @loitungs-g epe-
ounoen h~e'hrGnfen miiFte nno nift
Gin mi~friFar. gutter Tlieder pare.
Mitunter fliegen oieie Slide 600
ODER mebr SUB melt, obne bober
gu fteisen. als pieIlcidt 5tpei Sub
iibcr bie Obcrflade; oft aber tont'
men iic an 8oro ielbit Der sroBten
gampfe:. Die iiberoies 10 bod iiber
@aIier iino, ME Elm 8olfenifJaber
ser @roBita6t iid iiber oas 2ano
crbcb44.
@cn,. ole Slide elm bobes Ser
oed crrcidcn, f0nnen iie nid)t obne
wciteres iih crbeben ulto rpegf.le'
gen: oasielbe fam mar ieooh bon
oielen Secoo9eln iagen.
Washington Journal., 1921-04-29
antpuIamtr Ias-1mSMartr.
ltc6er $t00,000,000 fir sIGiernc
&ela(ter.

OelullCl.
9ei ueitem nidt ale amerifoner
6oben einen pollen 9egriif BON Ser
@robe ser Su0uitricn ibres ei9enen
2orOes. giaditebenoe 5iifernmdBige
Mitteilungen zines 6a6monnes
f0nnen einiges intereiinnte Sidt auf
Oie @las- Snouitric in Oen &ercinig-
ten Stooten merien o6wobl JIG
ourhaus feinen aniprub allf SOL.
itGnoigfeit MAIDEN.
Die @lasfobrifanten in 0ieiem
2anoe nerbrouGen idbrlid inn
Dur9idnitt $4,000 Sonnen SanO,
$4,000 Sonnen Sooa-gi6e, 49,.
900 Sonnen 9olf, ii6cr 3 Ntiliuncn
Tonnen S~teinfoble, un0 S8,500,OOO
8retterfuB 8aubol5.
SIM Sabre 1919 betrug Die &C.
Iamt3abl @I%asbebdIter, wel6e in ben
G~ereiuigten Stoaten er5eugt muir
BEN 3744 Mfiaionen, nit einem ab.
aeIf1bten 8ert bon mebr nls 100
Miaionen Collars!
0ie 3obl Der @losbebGlter, nell
DIE fir oie 9(ufbemabrung bon NaD-
runospro6uften perlpenoet mcr0en,
pie 8ii6Iennabrung, G%onIeruen,
@elee, Souergurfen, Semi Olipen
II. I. ~, fam l9on alein alif $50
Miaionen. Cine gang enorlne, menit
aid nidt genau feititenbore sndobl
folder 9ebGlter miro fir bousli6es
@inmaden benubt, ia 9eraOe
Oieie Iadfraae iteigt am ralhelten
neiter.
llno elmer iebr perlGBliden Ans'
funit 5ufolge weroen Oiele Slider,
trob aaer SparIomfeit, Ourfidnitt'
lid nur oreimal in @e6rou6 genoms
men, cbe iie 3erbrefen, me9geworfet
tperocn ODER ionihpie perloren 9e'
ben.
8abrIdeinliG itimmt Oober Die
@nna6me, oaB rurO cine Williaroe
0obrungsmittel- @ebinoe ieoes Sabr
in @lGiern 5ugeridtet merOen.
9ie 8eroni6lagung fir oaS Sabr
1919 bot audi ergeben, 0oB etpa
$50 Miaionen @lasflaiden fiir
.Gotiup", giiig, Gunfen- Salatbe-
reitung uno dbnIide 3pede bennst
muroen.
9o8u famen nod iebr biele 5la.
Iden fir .@ropeiuice" un0 piele an
oere @etrdnfe rno S6ltldfte, rielbit-
perItGn0lid" feline %oarunter, melbe
,bodiern", mas audi INNER boie
3ungen beboupten m0gen.
&o6lenIotre Notwithstanding
mie SODA uno Singer &le" BET
langten in beiagtem Sabre auein
iiber 800 MiGionen Slaiden.
l1no Die 9lpotbefer uno 0rogi"
item? Sic beoiirfen ieoes Sabr iiber
1900 MiGionen Slaifen.
Die @erteilung pom Nil6 III ben
St6oten lnb .Soipns" ser Gereinig.
ten Staaten perIongt beut3utoge 200
Milionen Glai6en i'm Sabre. Ter-
lorene uno geltoblene Wildflaidet
lilto an6alteno Ser @egenItano pie-
Ter ber5bepegIider &lagen BON
SGnolern - uno weroen es mobL
bleiben. Die oiesbe5iigligen Serlnlte
loufen ieoes Sobr in Die 9unOert-
tauienoe BON Collars. $50 bleibt
sic lGnglt uerbeiBene Silfe bon Der
@rfinoermelt?
ungcpobnli6 piele 6lniden iino
aud ourd idnooeite 6a6rldiiigfeit
uno 2otterei geraoe wa6reno Der
&riegsiabre 5erlt0rt morber, tros al
ler einoringliden Wa6nungen sur
@rbaltung Der @erte!
Sn einigen u%nierer Stdote bat
man berednet, oaB Die gemobnlide
Wildflaife ourfifnittlid) MIR ettpa
% Sabrten mabrt, = uno in bic
Ter ooer jener Sta0t ioQ es iogar
idon nod icds 6abrten NIT i6r aus
iein.
GieIleidt fomnen idlieBlid MIR
nod 8npierflol6en; a6er bel oieIen
bGtte oie @lasinouitrie mobl ni6ts
mebr gu iufen.
NrheitSJuse Apmnnitr;rrpu in Gnfns
Washington Journal., 1921-04-29
Sine intcrehante Grfinbnna.

Cine intereiiante llbr bat Der
lmerifaner 8ilinm 9lanforo er.
iunoen, weld)e anber augabe Der
Stunocn, Winuten, Sefunocn,
Gage, Monate, Sabres5eiten aud Die
Ser1noerungen BEL @ino mo @ono
angibt.
Sn oieier ltbr lit cine yorridJ.
tung, melde slei65citig Die 3eit in
1877 8eltorten angibt. Die llbr
5iebt iid aatomtatiid) auf, oas Yer.
sci brandt nur cinlnal in 68 Sab.
rem angeitoBen 81 weroen. Die
l1br lit 8 Sub bod, 8 Sub brett
uno 9 TiiS ticf
Washington Journal., 1921-04-29
Ser 9 9Iaufopf.

Ger S6Iaufopf. a.:
sic baben alio $50 Dollars bon mir
als Darlebn empfangen. SD meroe
nun einen Sduloifcin 0ariiber aus.
lteueil, Sen Sic Damn gu unterldrel'
ben Eaben. -.
g.: Sa! 4ber MAIDEN Sic Die
Nun am gnoe redt 6eutliH.
g.: @erpiB! @ber menu sic oel.rI
10 beioret iinb, mode i'd oorltdts'
5alber lieber nod einel
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05

West into reservations of sort or another pos sible and to deprive the people of much pos sibe of their rights of self-government However, they too use the the instruments through which to work They insist upon the powers of gov ernment being placed in Washington bureaus instead of the people in the States and Territories
 So active have been these societies of one sort and another that the development of the West is prosecuted against the most severe pressure from the East. San Francisco got the right to develop the Hetch-H -Hetchy system only after years of effort to secure water rights in the California mountains. Alaska has been deprived of her right to regulate game conditions in Alaska. The man-kling bear ir this Territory are surrounded by the protection Of the law Congress is being urged to prevent the people of the Territory from protecting themselves against the ravages of eagles.
 If Bert Harte had delayed his birth and career a few decades he probably would have directed his poem on ways that dark and tricks that are tain' the bureaus at Washington and the govern ing societies of New York rather than the "Hea Chinee."
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
Why Advertise?
(Cincinnati Enouirer

ttlnclnnat Enquirer.)
 The New York Federal Reserve Rank renorte a neaithlul trend back to normal the financial world ms tendency is welcome, and it can be retarded ohly by those of little faith. distinguished writer oH economic subjects outlines four principles for general consideration by business men, First keen d Hfm hold on your common, ordinary horse sense ; 'eeohd' broader and wider tolerance that you have ever had before Third use of the blessed sense 4i American humor," and, fourth take a new and hfm grip on our faith in the United States
 These principles truly may be said to be LincoIn- Ian. These are the essentials of business ontmisr But optimism without effort as useless and dead as Faith without works
 It is certified by indsputable financial authority thd ol all the business failures 92O S4 ner can were or concerns that did advertise their hus- ness Here Is the answer to the question Why ad- NeFuse The majority of modern business men under- stand the nature and quality of this value An aoequate volume of advertising insures to nation as to individuals larger markets and larger markets confer national prosperity.
 But times are uncertain, unemployment is pro,v Ing, the bowwows imminent and urrrrob, 2 c 5tammers the disciple of little faith and no initiative
 In answer to that the former President of inc Lackawanna Railroad replies: "Adyertisine is inc magic key that unlocks the gates of the commercial prosperity and floods business with new life Ii is the one factor in business powerful enough to tnrn disaster into success Its practical value lies in tbe fact that II stimulates consumption"
 Wherefore, concludes this scientific optinist the logical time for persistent advertising is when usmptiOn is at low ebb
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
Firms Is Firms Hunt & Vim, Grain Brokers,
 Haskell, Texas.
Luke McLuke Says

It may seem paradoxical. But it is hard for a woman to live happily with her husband unless she quarre.3 with him every day or two.
 Many a man discovers the right woman only to discover that he is the wrong man.
 The man who is always making a fool of himself gets awfully mad if anyone else tries to make fool of him.
 Wouldn't it be nice if you could kick your running expenses in the shins and make the blame things slow down?
 We know a Four Flusher who re fers to half gallon jug of raisin jack and 20 pints of home brew as his Wine Cellar.
 It takes 20 years for one woman to make Man of her son and 20 seconds for some other woman to make a Monkey of him.
 A man is a. great believer of Ex- ercise unless the exercise consists Of helping his wife around the house.
 Some husbands are such mules that many a wife gets what she wants by insisting that she doesn't want it.
 As soon as the Honeymoon is over some couples start out to prove that Marriage is a Failure.
 The only things that girl wears much of nowadays are Hair and JewelTy.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
The U. $. Vs. Mother Nature.
-----77----i 4 ] ntt

Christopher Morley in N Y Post)
 We have been reading (by the kindness of a lawyer client) the judges summing up the dis tressing case of the United States Dodson Dis- trict Court, s. D. California, September 16 192O) It appears that John B Dodson did manufacture pre- pare for market and sell to H. E. Houk 50-gallon barrel of cider and in spite of said Dodsons having treated the liquor with benzoate of the maxi mum quantity permitted by the Pure Food Law to prevent wicked fermentation and decomposition yet after the barrel had been delivered the abomnable and advised processes Nature did heinolslv con tinue dsregarding the laws laid down by the people Of the United States in Congress represented So to be brief this keg frkin, fierce, pipe of the ex- pressed juice of apples presently found to pos sess alcohol to the extent of AS per cent by yolume and the said John B. Dodson was criminally prose cuted by the United States for not having ann1led the operations of Nature in respect the behavior of fruit juices.
 Tie District Judge summed up this matter tender. ly wisely and in manner that eompeIs the respect o every aW-respecting citizen He pointed out that plainly the intention of the Volstead Law is to sub ject the juice of the apple to the same restrainin correcting discipline that it specifically directs for tho Juce or the grape But there steps in stained and furtive hand of Nature: for as the Iudoo b;,s,, said
 Under favorable (normal conditions of
 heat in this climate, fermentation will in
 the course of few days proceed, and ap-
 proXimately the normal and usual quantity
 or alcohol dependent upon the sugar con-
 tent of the apple juice will accrue in spite
 or the previous addition of the benzoate of
 soda.
 The Judge instructed the iurv to retur, s oa;, Of Not Guilty
 NOW we are, in the main, law-abiding creature ana we submit that if the Volstead Law is ever to appeal to the reasoning faculties of such human belhgs as have them, if it is to be of service as pold soclal experiment, at least let it be purged o apsurdties and contradictions. Let us if necessa rv nave the matter thrashed out in clear-cut test case Khown as The United States vs The Onerations n Nature.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
DARK WAYS AND VAIN TRICKS.

In his fight against Bureaucrats in the Unite
 States {Senator King shows how insidious is thei method of pushing the work of centralizaton O eoFeIhkent in the country. They proceed with tn cunning and shewdness of the conquering monarchy They take the liberties of the people, their powers self-goEernment, by giving them money The forestry bureaui partly successfully stilled the wrath of tht West by giving back 10 the States 25 per cent O the proceeds from the forests The National Part crowd come with appropriations for beautifying an. maintaining the parks The Bureau of Public Roads the Bureau Of Education, the Bureau of Fisheries the Bureau of Public Health, the Biological Survey ana all the other bureaus with appropriations with money to be expended among the people Then they forthwith begin the work of extending their authority apd assuming and more jurisdiction further encroaching upon the powers of the States and Territories. II is all along the line
 These Bureaus are the only insidous assail- ants of the right of eelf yerment in the country We alsd have fife publicity propagation organizations oi the East who set putting as much of the
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05

The fact that conditions have been mproving in the country for the last two three months and the fact that the feeling of optimism has grow ing among all classes of people evidences of two things First, that there has been nothing funda- mentally wrong with the country and that it has been pretty well managed, and, seconds that the people have confidence in President Harding and the incoming Administration.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
Why, Doctor!

q think that cartoonists and news paper men have just as much right to handle preachers roughly as any one else. There should be no wire fence entanglements surrounding preachers.-Rev John Roach Strat- ton, Baptist, New York City.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05

It is not strange that the South American who
 called woman big and homey did not to fight when challeneged duel, notwithstanding that the only Queen Fighting men do hot ridicule a usual thing. .tt
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
HaW. HaM!

A vacant-faced chappie was en- deavoring to learn how to ride 6 horse at a riding academy, and was having a hard time of it. The dis gusted instructor left the chappie to his fate. The chappie tumbled off the horse and said to the in structor:
 "He doesn't seem to go right, old chap. Something must be wronS. Perhaps this strap is too tight on him. Why does this strap have to be so tight?"
 "Oh," replied the instructor, point ing to the girth, "he laughs so much at some of the men who try to ride him that we have to keep that band around him to keep him from burst ing his sides"
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
Fool Man !

Even when your wife has nothing to say, it takes her two or three hours after supper to say it.-Luke McLuke. And after the man gets away and hits the bunch down town it takes him six hours 10 say what he doesn't have to say.--Wilmington NeWs-Journal a@.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
Our Ocean

IL was Mrs. Snobs first morning at Palm Beach
 "Perkins," said Mrs. Snob to her Maid, "go down to the beach and see if the ocean is occupied. If no other woman is using it, l may take a dip!"
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
Gosh

Maybe you didn't know that Rome Moore of Nelsonville, Ohio, is a great stay-at-home?
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05

The Idaho Legislature made another law for the people to break when Saturday it passed the anti cigarette bill-that is, it made such law unless the Governor should veto it.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
Oh! !!

How would you classify a tele- phone operator?" aske dthe Old Fogy. 'Is her occupation a business or professional"
 "Neither," replied the Crouch. Her occupation is a calling"
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
What's the Fare To Austin l?

Adam Puffer of Boston, Mass, will address the University of Texa~ al Austin, next July.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
BITS OF BY.PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
Quick, Doc, the Pulmotor!

QuTCK, DOC, Inc PUTTIUIJT!
 Well, I'll say one thing for the young woman who acts as my mod el," said the Artist.
 "What's that?" asked the Poet. "She is always in good shape for work" replied the Artist.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
act

Cemeteries are cramped for space because we medicate the body too much and the mind too little.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05
Paw Knows Everything

Paw Knows Everything Wilie-Paw, what is a demagogue? Paw-A demagogue is an orator who is lined up with the opposi- tion, my son.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-03-05

MT Krap wil n4ie a hit if he finds out also how to keep Wa gton baseball club ont of inc eear-(Wi rssen F,stO ~