The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1921-03-24

comes along asking impcrtincnt uurS
''"ilS aS 10 how many children | have.
ana my maiden namc before 7 wos
married. and whether there's insanity
in the family.
I'm sick and tired of answering
Such questions. If my old friends
want to dig into my family history
I'll give them all the information they
want although I may consider their
conundrums in bad taste, hut when -
perfect stranger comes along and asks
me II do my own washing. I feel that
the line must be drawn SOmewhore
Every jack in Office asks questions, II
used to be that the assessor would
come to the door politely, and inouiro
now many dogs we kept, and take orr
'S'iii'a'e OF the value of our prop
"rty without looking as though he
knew we ought to he prosecuted for
perjury. But now he must know tho
color of your grandfather'S side whis-
kerS. and If you tell him that YOU keen
no dogs he goes out and looks under
the house, and in the barn and when
he comes back he warns YOU that the
penalties for giving false information
are severe
"Mr. Curfewi says that the next
time the assessor comes. he is going
to throw him over the back fence and
Kick him down the alley for dis
tancr of seven blocks, and hope he'll
keep his word"
u didn't mean to offend you." said
IN" stranger. "I'm Introducing wash
IN" powder that saves half the labor.
and diSpenSeS with soap altogether.
with this marvellous powder u woman
can do the weeks washing and have
her clothes hung on the line, inside of
two hours"
"Wcll mister, you take a package
Of your marvellous powder down To
the creek, and give yourself good
scrubhing, for YOU look as though YOU
had been fishing out of somebody's
duSthin. Your whiskerS are full Of
sawduSt, and your face is covered
with CRIME. If you We're introducing
bituminous coal, there might be some
excuse for your appearance, but
man who is selling washing powder
ought to he like the driven snow. or
u.
"And | wouldn't have anything to
do with your washing powder if YOU
offered to bring me a wagonlOad for
twenty cents. / make my own soap
of I've and grease. and although II
isn't indorSed by the crowned heads
of Europe. or by prclatcS or vice pres
identS, it's the best soap ever made,
and | know the Ingredients are whole
some. even if they don't comprise
barkS and buds and healing herbs.
"Whcn l use my own soap, l know
the things i wash won't be any the
worse for it, but the washing powders
sold by agents are made of dynamite
and lunar cauStic, and II garment once
washed with them will never be fiji
to use again.
"LaSt spring I was feeling too poor
ly to make the usual batch Of soap,
so i bought a package of washing
powder from an agent who had his
pockets full of testimonials showing
that he was man Of high moral char
acter II happened that week that
all of Mr.. Curfcw'S white shirts were
in the wash. Mr.. Cnrfrw is very par
ticular about his shirts. They must
he as white aS arctic snow. or the way
he raves around the house is a dis
grace. Well, I wish YOU could have
seen those shirts after they were
washed. They had an old gold color,
and have been getting ECilOwcr ever
since, and Mr.. Curfcw never sits down
but he speaks about 1t and makes
things uncomfortable.
$50 you had better toddle along
and sell your washing powder To some
woman who doesn't know how to make
good Snnn.n