The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-04-11
Barometer of Public Opinion
World Political Conditions.


physician who gave the same prescription to all
his patients. regardless of their ailments? That
II the trouble with the "mhde-in England"
league of nations The world !s sick, all right
but each nation has "A different disease, Conse-
quently we should beware OF any alleged cure
all" whether II be labeled miiltarsm, nayalism
league Of nations, for In at loss TO decide
which Is the more dangerous. II proper dag
nosis be- made OF each case. the remedy IL easy.
May presume TO offer the following:
Italy and Greece are suffering from growing
pains,
Germany had Polish and Danish tonsllitis
and Alsatlan adcnoids, and having had them
removed by very major operation, Ia reported
to be convalescing nicely. In fact. many say
rhe is In better condition than any country Of
Europe.
Austria had a succession OF irritating face
tumors varlously labeled Hungarian, Herznogo-
Wan. Jugo-Slovakian. Czech -Sloyakian. ct
cctera, ct cctera All removed by serious major
operations and wounds not yet healed. Patient
still has high local tevers.
France has very bad case OF anemla. Trans-
fusion OF Lorraine, Saal valleys and some
African colonies resorted TO, but blood pressure
stlll low. Demands that Uncle Sam sleep with
one eye open and room fun OF cannon.
Japan has severe case OF btlliousness be
cause OF ovcr-consumption OF Manchuria and
Korea, The unfortunate part OF her condition
is that she mistakes her ailmeut for creative
effort to bring into her family the new Shan
tung.
Russia. ~ far as we are permitted TO Judge by
English censored reports, Is suffering from an
exaggerated OF ST. Nltas dance, aggra-
waited by dangerous attack or spanish tlu' II
result OF atrocous oppression Various reme-
dies have been tried and suggested with varying
degrees Of success. Mostly less. Mental sugges-
ton, osteopathy, allopathy. chiropractic. II is
the general concensus of Yankeedom that the
absent treatment IL best suited to this case.
Very little heed, however, Is given to plain,
practical, old-fashioned Yankee common sense
these days.
England's case Is really the most serious OF
all nations, because she is so eh.opinionated
that she insists she IL perfectly well. For sew
eral hundred years she has been supposed to
have Il cast-ron stomach, capable OF dgcsting as
much OF the earth's surface as she could lay
her land grabbing fiugets upon. Right now she
has serious territorial Indigestion, brought on
1900, 900 square miles OF German colonies In
Africa, with Persia for dessert An ulcer has
formed on her stomach In South Africa; can
In Egypt; she has walking typhus fever In
India, But her worst trouble and the disease
that Is eating at her very vitals is Irish appen-
dicius The excruciating pains that are attend
ing this phase of her Illness make the baffled
roar OF the English lion (4ieing) heard around
tho world. II Ia shaking her entire govern
mental structure to its very foundation. So far
she has been able to control her other troubles
by local application such as little bombing
expeditions over cities in India ana Egypt. God
only knows what in South Africa Hut she has
had to resort to the wholesale use OF the opiate
OF a large standing army with martial law In
hor appendix Ireland. Also the wholesale
arrests and imprisonment starving and cruelty
to political prisoners TO alleviate the pain Be
cause OF her refusal to have her appendix re-
moved the internal poison, generated by violent
attempts 10 suppress the liver, is spreading 10
tho uttermost corners Of the earth. The people
and New Xoaand, Canada and Australia, are
demanding that the operation be performed. In
addition. the jumping and already overwrough
nerves OF Russia are finding much easier growth
as result OF this agitation.
Uncle Sam IL troubled with some very irri
tatlng bols and carbuncles, Most OF these
have been caused by the English parliament
Cecil Rhodes, Carnegie's hundreds of millions
OF dollars slush fund. These boils ana car
bun,lcs may be labeled religious agitation raciA
agitation, agitation between labor and capital
eliminating In strikes and race riots. Added
.rNaNy Yl.ag % IPtEl
appendicitis by English atrocities Thus Uncle
the jumping toothache,
And now the English doctors prescribe
made In England" patent "cureall' league o
nations for all Of these various national diseases
This Is the prescription:
Uncle sam is to guarantee national life ant
fire insurance, territorial insurance, income in
and tempest Insurance. mob and riot insurance
| ing dollars worth OF premium with which q
! carry the risk. In spite OF hts own boils ant
| carbunclcs he must lie down, not only In tn
| same hospital but in the same ward, and ever
! In the same bed, with all the other patients
| some Of thcm sick unto DEATH others with in
! fectious and even wildly contagious and pestll
! ontial fevers. Uncle Sam's money the onl,
medicine. Not a nation Of the earth has
! dollar with which to pay unless they borrow
! from America,
And all for what Because organized wealth
! the English propaganda fund--reeommends II
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