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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
lie WOIu.DNrT

We often wonder how chap
would spend the day II he would
obey the imperauves OF the street
car ads. He would stand about in
his undergarments putting the shot;
then he would hasten TO save the
fruit crop, meanwhile taking steps
not 10 be the one in four who is go
ing 10 have the pyorrhea ne would
MUNICH yeast cake ever and anon,
and sit Gin polo clothes) in big
limousine eating a bar Of almond
chocolate. Or he would be leaping
up and down on a filing case to see
If it was really built like n sky scrap
er, or banging his heels on a weigh
ing engine to see if the crash was
really as great as falling from a
high building but when would
the poor soul have time to do any
work?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
THE SWEET LIZ.

Congress has finally done its duty BY the sick and
disabled eXservce men. II has passed the Sweet In
which creates new machinery. coordnates the old
and approprates the money necessary for the func-
uoning az the various measures OF relief
II is estimated that it will cost Close TO half bill
l-on dollars a year TO carry out the provisions OF
this measure
This Is a huge sum OF money-about half the total
cost or running the government before the war.
It would seem 20 be sufficient 20 do everything that
can be done TO meet the peoples obligation to their
disabled veterans
But whether II Is is going to depend entire
" upon how honestly and inteIlEently the money Is
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
PRIZE FOR BEST LETTER.

Short. snappy letters to the ed
itor on timely subjects of public
interest are desired by che News
Times for publication in The
Public Pulse. For the best let
ter received each day prize Of
81 is offered. Five collars will
be paid for the best letter Of the
week. Communications are linn
tied to 800 words. Religious dis
cussions and letters dealing IN
personalities are rejected. Names
will not be published Unless de-
sired. Initials may be used II no
objection Is offered by the writer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
OYERSURSCRIBED.

Recently the treasury department offered $780,
100000 worth short-term certificates of indebted
ness bearing IA or 1-2 percent interest accord
ing o maturity date.
They have been oversubscribed more than 200
percent. the total subscriptions being billion
dollars.
This proves two things-that there still lot
of people who aren't broke and that they have un-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
REWARD.

Miss Anna Hughes asserting soiled linen in
Brooklyn laundry. found a bag containing jewelry
worth 100000
This girl was 50 honest that not only did she
turn the jewelry to the owner, but was
embarrassed when offered reward. Honesty is its
own reward Doubtless Miss Hughes self-respect is
worth more to her than $4,000.
just the same. is pleasant to know that she got
q vacation with her Jay doubled.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
COMPLAINS OF MILK PRICES.

Editor. News-Times:-The Misha-
waka milk dealers raised their milk
from eight cents 10 twelve certs a
quart because or milk sho. tage.
II seems as though they were try
ing TO put some OF the little dealers
on the bum BY dropping 10 eight
cents, but thy stuck just the same
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Speaking OF Slogans, the well
known News-Times a few months
ago began advertising in a number
Of magazines that Business Is Good
in South Bend, with the result that
about 10 other papers have copied
part OF the slogan. and now we read
that Business Is Good in Oshkosh,
business Is Good in Bridgeport"
Business Is Good in Medicine Hat.
And some people say that optimism
isn't contagious.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
Flannel is $1.50
And. Hats.

The most adorable new
ones have just come In. |
shan't have any trouble
finding two or three to suit
me. A soft duvetyn for
sport-they are only about
$3.50, a street hat to wear
with my suit, and a dress
hat--I'll have the time of
my life choosing them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
REFORn.

Il wasn't long ago that Pres't Oregon an
nounced he had Pancho Villas word tina. he *.
bandit had reformed
We had almost begun 70 believe it. when
The wires carried the word thu. Pancao has
thrown $500. 900 into oil speculation
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
lndestructible wolfe is
$500
In Between Fittings

I think I shall knit. There are so many lovely
shades Of yarn and I want my sweater bit
different from the rest. shall go down TO the
yarn counter and have Mrs Setinbarger help
me-sne helps anyone gladly. She has a pat
tern for the round-neck sweater similar 10 the
Babbs Bramley that I would like 70 use.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
SCENE IN A HEARST OFFICE.

NEWS MANAGER (to reporter)
Get out of this Office and stay out.
You're the punkest newspaper man
/ ever saw"
REPORTER-"why. there must
be some mistake. 1 thought you told
me you were well pleased with my
work"
NEWS MANAGER 81 might
have told you that yesterday; but do
you stop and realize that you haven't
brought in a love diary in two or
three hours?"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
ABOUT SLOGANS

We think Wen have 10 award the
gabardine trolley pole this week to
Bill Cass. the great vulcanizer and
agent for automobile snubbers, for
his slogan published in Sundays
News-TImes. to-wft: Come In and
Get Snubbed."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
Nv Dear

I mustn't forget % put in a supply Of dlrnL1s
cotton, needles. pins. soap, powder, perfume,
/ think I'll buy everything ] need ahead
Of time and store IL away. so that az the last
minute I won't dash off without an these
minutaIe that sound go un.mportant. but Glory
Be- arer't you lost when you find you haven
one OF them2
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

This week Is golf week in South
Bend. II anybody is successful In
seeing John Farneman, Harry FL
more or Karl King around town the
next few days without their golf
sticks. they'll be awarded by this de-
partment a very fine asbestos check
book.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Before we demand that all Amer
lean prisoners IN Russia be released
let's make sure that none az them
is Emma Goldman OF Biz Bill Hay
wood.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
TheTowerg<Babql

Wonder II any Of the Customers
ever heard Geraldine Farrar in that
new red seal record entitled: Tell
Lou, II He'll Leave His Address, I'll
Send Around His Clothes"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

indies

always need replenishing
and I'm going to buy some
of that Athletic Underwear
and scads Of tit Is de-
cidedly the most practical
and comfortable for school
wear. Then, too, | must
buy my silk and wool hose
when | am getting the Eff
Eel Maid undies.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Johnny Rupp tells US he's selling
so many Fords in Mishawaka. that
IN the future he will be compelled
10 have 10 refuse 10 wrap them up
for his customers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
TRAINING.

TRAINING.
I'd like TO give up all my time
To teachin' little chaps TO climb,
An shown 'em the places where
The birds are nestin' high up there;
Id like to find my fellowship
In laughin' eve an saucy lip,
An freckled cheeks an stone-bruised
feet,
For that's a comradeship that's
sweet
An free from faint o strife an hate
An envy Of the rich an great
There everything that's ever done,
Is in the glorious name of fun.
I've seen EN- open wide their eyes
When they were battin' fungo flies.
To see me catch EN- high or low.
The way 1 used TO long ago.
There's grown-ups here that have
forgot
Their baseball on a vacant lot,
An underneath a solemn poise
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

We don't believe Japan will put
her arms down till Harding puts his
foot down.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
DESCRIBING WITH UNCLE SAN

Somehow or other we do not feel
that an audience accustomed 70 the
ordinary movie drama can be cor
rupted by looking at a picture OF a
fight film
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Suppose | really ought to
have a new semi-evening
dress. There is a darling
French blue one in the
Dress Department all bead
ed that Id love TO have. |
think it is unusually smart
and if Mother doesn't think
my frocks | wore at the
Country Club this summer
will do | think ] viii go up
and buy the blue.
[ am quite sure OF having a
changeable tafeta com
bined with indestructible
wolfe for evening. Or per
haps just tafeta-it makes
one look less slim and
would be prettier with bob
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

The trouble is. you can get man out Of the city
but you can't set the city out OF the man.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Since it costs more TO mine gold than the product
is worth. operators Will probably mining coal
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

bed hair. There Is some
exquisite tafeta at $3.50.
| will want a negligee too,
and rather think it will be
of Tafeta and Crepe de
Chine.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Down in front" thought Mitch
the barber as the youth eased into
his chair for his first shave.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Fred Rose don't know so much
about furniture. The other day a
customer asked him to see a Vene-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Andy Weisberg SEE he put up his
new electric sign so that Buddy Vogt
could see to get home nights.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Jake Heckaman's vacation must be
nearly up. His Ford can't hold out
mucn longer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

some men are known by the company they keep
others by the dogs.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

BRIEF NEWS OF THE CITY
Main and Michigan streets is get
ting 10 be quite cluttered up with
visiting golfers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

The farmers own theory Of relatively is that
auto owner in town claims relationship TO him tn!
summer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
MY Bedding

of course, has to be narrow for my single
bed-rll want sheets. pillow cases. some
light blankets, and a comforter. All of
which I'll get in the Daylight Basement.
(And, shan't forget the 6lst August
Blanket Sale that will save me quite bit
on my blankets.)"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Il want my bottle" walled Louie
Segety's baby.
GOOD heavens, that baby is get
ting just like its father the nurse
replied.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
dust FOLKS @ud6d zzzssz

They hide the fact that they've been
boys,
An many a yOdnSster must be told
His father wasn't always old
He'd never guess from what he sees
His dad once climbed the tallest
trees
To teach a boy, you've got to show
That what he knows. YOU also know.
ne sermons that the graybeards
preach.
The ears of youngsters never reach;
To pirate Of honor merely irks--
You've got to show 'em how it
works.
If you would have 'em fair in play,
Get out an teach EN- day by day,
An let 'em see you take defeat
Rather than break the rules or
cheat.
Who'd bring his boy to fame some
day.
Must take his hand an lead the way.
Copyright. 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

[ am quite keen for a Satin
dress heavily beaded and
embroidered. This dress
maker does do such lovely
work Of that sort and
makes a dress look like a
million.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
Bill Armstrong e

tian blind. and Fred sez he never
seen one blind. but that he used 10
live next door TO a deaf one.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Certain ball players are doing penance for throw
ing pennants
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

I'll want a serge jumper
dress.
Serge at $3.50 and $3.50
And a separate skirt Of
Duvet de Lame or wool
plaid.
Wool Plaid is $3.50 to
$3.50
And a lighter weight skirt
of flannel. | don't quite
know whether | want
stripe or plain white. 1t all
depends on whether | de-
eide on a white Bramley
sweater or a scarlet or jade
flannel jacket.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
1T Is A Little Too Early

1T Is A Little Too Early
thai mosh las
buyera ein New Yk
perhaps Dad buying The August Fur Sale
andur prices arr
The Dressmaker--
bel hasco orather
we'll avepe nty of time to make quite a few
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Crepe dc Chine is 81 90
and tafeta Is $3.50,
$500 and $3.50
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
1890 $1.o5
Foreign Rate. $50 Per Month.
AUGUST 9, 1921

We predict an early fall-for some politicians.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
After

have all my room furnishings ordered, !
should look over the luggage we have at
home. After inspecting it find that 9th
er members OF the family are ging to use
every article that IS at all worth taking out
of the attic-so | shall make a trip to
Wyman's Daylight Basement.
I'll want a Steamer trunk to put all my
Grapes, bedding and fat things in-and a
Wardrobe for my clothes-and Travel
ing case I'd especially like one with
ivory fittings.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09
With a Sigh Of Relief

] can now spend all my time on my
clothes-but adore buying and making
them"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

Phone 200 exchange Give operator
person wanted After call mig
department. Main 10l CITY
editor Main POO society editor Main 0l, circulation ue
qartment.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-09

exclusively entitled 20 the use LOT
repuhcaton 81 dispatches credited TO IL or MOI
morning edition 81 this paper
the local published herein. This does not apply 70
edition.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-02-15
ALIEN INSPECTION WORK
IN EUROPE BREAKS DOWN
Disagreement Between Poles and
DnnZigcrs Results in Collapse,
blue Announces.
TyrHUs SITUATION Is WORSE
Boston Placed Under Quarantine
Regulations a> Regards Immi-
Srants--Fcdcr:,I Medical Author
tiles to Control New York.
.isy Associntel rr..E. !

r-\ItIS. Feb. i-lmmigration in.
Specticn service a, panzie the larg
est European port OF deoartur. for
American Immigration has com
pietely broken down. the United
states Pubic Health Service refusing
TO certify any one now leaving there
Tor America, Dr Rupert Blue. assist :
"nt surgeon general, Informed IN.
Associated rrcss today. H.. has re-
c@ived messages from Dr. J :. Lin
son. chief inspector OF ;h. United
states Public Health Service at Dan
zir, reporting that the Poles and Of
Hcia!s OF Danzig are engaged in n
controversy over the question OF au-
rh"rity. which has resulted in ex.
t''m" iaXity of inspection
The situation has been growing
""rS" for Two weeks cuiminatiny 30.
d;tE IN the service OF motto" oi tn.
Poles ana panztgcrs Shat thr imSp-c.
ton must immcd!at.l: Ice improved
OF drastic action will be recommend
ed to the Washington authorities
The American authorities have
been notified so that immigrants tu
America from Danzig can be sub
j"cied 10 rigorous examination. Dr
lihson reported that the congestion
was :" great at DanziS tina; 1000
persons were inspected in two days
when III" maximum should have been
500
II is Impossible 20 prevent ;he ar
rival "f Il certain number of cases
OF smallpox ana typhus At american
ports under the present European
laws and facilities said Dr. Blue. In
commenting on the migration
situation at New York The only
possible" way to prevent such cases
would be To quarantine. ali third
class passengers at the port Of en-
harkation in Europe for the period O;
possible observation-disclosures davs
for smallpox and tweuty-onc days
for tSpEus Al present the laws pre-
Vent detention Tor more than a few
days and there are no facilities TO,
caring for these persons
sfhere have been many eases Of
immigrants leaving ports absolutely
clean and arriving ut New York in.
tested with lice. which may bc due
tc ovcrcr"wding through the desire
Continued on Second Pa.r)
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-02-15
FIRST WOMAN TO RUN
FOR FEDERAL SENATE
MAKES ENTRY IN RACE
Hiss Belle kenrmc,' VIII OPP.
pose VdFtidman AMI BifbO
in Mississippi.
fBy Associated prcss.l

JACKSON. MISS. Feb. li.-Miss
Belle kcarney, Of Madison County,
mas announced her candidacy for the
seat OF Senator John Sharp Williams,
who has declined to run for re- cleo
tion. She will he opposed by Ex-Gov-
crnor Theodore G. 2ilbo. ana Ex Sen
ator James X. Vardaman.
Miss kearncy will make the fight
on platform indorsing league of
nations. clearly safeguarding Amer
ica's interests; education. law enforce
ment. restricted Immigration, child
welfare. protective Legislation for wo-
men in industry, investors in homes,
public health. social morality, econ
omy in government. reduction in tax
alton. Federal It'd f2r farmers. Indus
trial courts and laitor legislation.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-02-15
iKy Assnciatrd rrcss.

WASHINGTOE. Fcb 40 Il
chargcs OF high crimes and misdc.
ncanors, Federal Judge kc.csaw
Mountain Lands. Of Chicago. was inn
Preached in the House OF l.cr!,s"uta.
tiNcs today by Representative W-ity,
Democrat. of Ohio. uecaus" of his
acceptance OF tn" Ollie. oG supreme
arbitrator or baseball while sim
serving on the bench
In taking this step, The ohio mem
bcr swept aside an opinion by At
t"rncS- Genera, Palmer That judge
Lands was within The law. aud ,ha,
there was no iaw making such ac-
ceptance . crime. either INSIDE
ineanor or felony. The opinion was
rendered. recently by Tho Attorney
General on the written request %.
Mr.. Welty. who had questioned tho
judges right To hold both positions.
Before proceeding 10 the nour Of
tn" House. where his charges were
read Mr.. Wclty refused It rc1ucs, by
Senator Dial. Democrat South Caro-
lima, 10 include in the general indict-
rheni statements attributed To Judg.
Lands in refusing Ia scH,r To Jail :,
young ottawa. III. hank clerk be-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-02-15
L44KDZS rs HNlPEA CHED IN
HOUSE CHARGED WITH THE
Observation-Disclosures
Representative Wcty, Of Ohio Asserts That the Judge
Accepted Office as Supreme Baseball Arbilra-
tor While Sill Serving on Bench.

cause of the belief that officials OF
the bank were Responsible for the
clerks pcculation bs failure to pay
him a living wag.
Dial VIII Act.
Senator Dial on receiving the Ohio
Representatives refusal. announced
he would file complaint aga!ns, Judge
Lands with the Department OF JUS
,i"", and late in tho day attacked the
Chicago jurist on the floor OF The
senate. describing him as freak
ana crank The South Carolina
senator characterized Judge Lands
statement that the Ottawa bank
clerks employers were in Il measure
responsible for the youths ;hpr; ot
$4,000 as the most Bolshcvis, doe
irinc ever heard" and added that
IT th" action taken by the Judge In
raroiing the clerk amounted to en-.
couraScment OF such acts as those OF
the clerk. "it is striking at The foun-
dations OF our government
There was no comment In the
House when Mr Wclty concluded the
reading OF Il formal indictmcn, o.
Judge Lands. On his own motion
as is customary in such proceedings
CONTINUED on Sixth PagcD
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-02-15
CHAIRMAN OF A VERETT
TRUSTEES COLLAPSE.S AT
MEET TO GUST PRESIDENT
George y. Lea, Opponent Of Dr. CrosIand, Crumpcs
IN Chair During Stormy Session Yesterday.
Taken to Home in Dazcd Condition.

who had vainiy asked TO be- admit.
ted
Ir crosland was present III the
time and he admitted that il had been
stormy session. Nothing. however
Was brought out detrimental To his
character. The purpose of the meet
ing was not explained. but "a rcsolu-
ton was adopted to be given 70 the
press this evening. stating that the
board deplorcd the publicity given the
college affair and maintaining "A firm
stand against further publicity. Four
members voted against this rcsolu-
tion.
Three of the trustees left before the
meeting closed. among them T. T..
Conway, one of the anti-Crosland men.
Mr. Lea was not speaking when he
COLLAPSED. lie suddenly crumpled up in
his chair. holding his head. Doctors
mad warned him against apoplcxy. AS
the matter stands tonight. things are
in statu quo.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-02-15
HARDING MAY NAME
PATRICK \. KELLEY
NAVAL SECRETARY
Is Now Serving Fifth
Term in Congress From
State of Michigan.
! POSSIBILITY IS FAVORED
By MEMBERS OF HOUSE
Lowden Puts Absolute Quietus
on Probability Of his Tax
ing Portfolio.
ny LOWELL MEi.,.,;rr.

N
WASIII%t;TOH r.b !,
,ou. C.,ht,h. .,
"'"c'
P''S ""S' '''"'"'a !" s"'ot At
Patricls II Kelley. o! Lansing. Mich
!gan. to be Secretary ~ ,r. r.
Eo,l,, 10 ,o.,
''a ''i'"
'e'"' 'S '-""s'eSS'"hn
Governor Frank .. Lowden. II III
.uois. constantly mentioned ,o,. ,h.
naval por,eo,io q. t,;
HN''''" y" '"e '"HS'd-
GRAFTON OF his nrrc Ills position.
which is tina; The ONLY otnce n. would
undertake H. ma, ,s ,,., c
IN. Trcnsury hns r,. ,,,,.,,,.,,
continuous nrey.ur,. ,-,,, ~ =,
Gu.ntia! marty ,r.r
Whether win ,b.. ,,,. ,,.,.,,-
regarding 4 " M.iI,,, ,no 'i;,.,i
hood of Icvd..r h.i,. 49,
Treasury uj.,cc has 49,, ,,'.,
cannot h.. snlL Iu, a, - 80, ,,.'
lively hy men ybo,p 4, i. ,,.,..,,,,.,,.,.
for iIar,.Ir.. ia ,ol. ir.. his ,,;
dcncn ON IN. min, nov,
Tho worl, nf III. r.v ,1,,,,,,
must be inaL. ;bn, Ioud., .;u
.b. Secr.Nar. a, IN. Navy Tbis ,,..,,s
among .,h.r ,b;nos l,. al, -
forts of Ex-senator Joh, " ,y..l..
slated for War S.crni,,rv ,n ,.rs,,,.
the Illinois man Ia ,,c..u, H.. o,.,,,
panion lob nav. foI.,
k-IIey's qualification r.rs,nc ,,os.
IS said To he his .xn.ri.,.. 80, ,ha
Hous. comrnit,.. in wbjc1 an r,y,I
APPROXIMATION I'm. ori.i,,,. ~.
is now representing M. committee.
on tho new hudg.r c,r,ut,, M, ,,
House Sine. his ,l.crIon ,,,rai,,.
has had AZ !aa., am. Io,,. ..,.,,s,I,.,
ton wiin kelley noty,iti,st.,rafr,.
that n. has lik.wIs rnus,,I,o,, =,
length with Chairman pu,l.r I, o.,
not necessary TO SEQ both men N con
nccticn with uousc naval nl,rs
Within the past few davs ,vo lif-
f.rcnt w,sbinr, ,,,.i.,, RI.