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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-06-10
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Take Aspirin only as told In each
package of genuine Bayer Tablets OF
Aspirin. Then YOU will bo following
the directions and dosage worked out
by physicians during II. years, and
proved safe by millions. Take no
chances with substitutes. II YOU acc
the Bayer Cross on tablets, you can
take them without fear for Colds.
Headaches. Neuralgia. Rheumatisn,.
Earaehe, Toothache fhmbago ana sor
Pain. Handy tin boxes Of twelve tah.
let's cost few cents. Druggists also sell
larger packages. AspirIn.is the tradS
mark OF Bayer Manufacture Of Mono.
aceticaciddeester of sslicylieacid,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-06-10

Sale Of Women's Silk Top Union Suits
Kayser quality underwear at decided bargain
price. Get seasons supply Of these beautiful fin
ished garments. Shown in flesh and few in white,
bodice and band top STYLE with tight knees. All
sizes in the lot but not all sizes in each style. They
are regular values from $500 to $3.50
Sale Price Saturday Only, Suit $2.49
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-06-10
Extra Quality Silk Tricolette
Very Special at $40

One Of the most fashionable silk materials for
summer wear will be hgh-grade lstrius tricollette
rich clinging fabric with open mesh effect woven
in lock-sttch, which prevents it from raveling The
width is 36 inches All the new handsome shades for
blouses, dresses etc. Regular $500 values
Special Saturday Only, Yard $249
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-06-10
DELIGHTFUL TOILET ARTICLES
FOR SUMNER USE.
DR.. Palmer's Almond Meal Compound
Very Special, 6 or. can 23c

Especially prepared for the toilet You will find
that the rough and irritated condition of the skin
will disappear, and white SOFT vevety and healthy
condition will follow. Our regular low price 30c can.
Special Saturday Only, each 23c
NUNS DeOdOrant-A delicate deodorant indispen-
sable for the toilet Special per box ..... 2lc
MuIsified COcOanut Oil Shampoo. This shampoo
may be used freely and as often as desired for it
does not dry the scalp or cause the hair to become
brittle. Special bottle ................... 43c
Elcaya Complexion Powder-A dainty aid of vel
vety softness producing natural alluring effect
with refinement and good taste. Special box 45c
Lablache Face POwder-Refreshng to the skin,
improves the complexion Excellent for outdoor
life Special, box ................... SOC
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-06-10
CRANDCLEANUP SALE OF
WOMEN'S PUMPS

We have wonderful stock of womens pumps in
Guiding many styles and all the desirable feathers
This is great bargain event and no economical
woman can possibly afford to overlook it. Values
range up to 1850 Your choice ......... %95
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-06-10
SIDEWALK BANQUET
INAUGURATION FEATURE

HAVANA, June 10.-(A, PA
Sidewalk banquet" was one of the
features of the post-inauguration cere-
monies attended by President Alfredo
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-06-10
.OEGON ExPECTSTO
HAVE BIG GAIN|N
WHEAT PRODUCTION
Added 5000, 900 Predicted for
Beaver State in 1921; Oats
and Barley Show Less Yields

Almost 3,OO0,00O bushels In excess OF
the average for the past ten years is
predicted as Oregon's wheat produc-
tlon for June /, which has Just been
issued by +. Ia Kent, OF the bureau OF
crop estimates. Tho state will pro-
duee l6,S10,OOO bushels for 1921, and
the average for the past ten years has
been 13.SS6,OO0. The production OF
oats and barley viii bc less than usual.
but a big gain is expected In hay and
/ dye. Following Is a summary OF the
statement issued By the bureau.
Il Weather.
Rainfall for the month OF May was
considerably below the average for
/ May In the western part OF tho state,
but above the asereee in the eastern
\ part Of the STAGE. In fact, consider
able flooding OF farm lands in Union
County occurred due to heavy rainfall
and melting SHOWS. The summer rise
OF the Columbia began earlier than
usual and at the present time Is con-
| s,derably above the maximum height
! OF average years Some damage and
lot Of Inconvenience has been expert
enced By dwellers on the low lands of
the Columbia river. Spring planted
crops would be materially helped by
rain, particularly In the willamette
Valley district
Grains.
Winter wheat conditions are very
promising. Much OF the acreage in
the earlier districts Is fully headed.
with thick stand and good color.
Better than normal condition is re-
ported from some OF the counties. Con-
ditioh OF the crop generally Is better
In the eastern than in the western
counties OF the state. Spring wheat.
oats and barley were sown later than
usual on account OF unfayorable spring
seeding conditions. and while not par
ticularly suffering from lack OF mois-
ture. would be materially helped BY
good rain.
Hay.
Hay crops generally are In good con-
dltion. Glover fields will probably ay-
crage up better than usual. Several
growers have reported seeing the best
fields within their recollection. grow
ing this season. Some aphIs activity
has been reported on the vetch crop.
Grass and weeds are reported as oc-
curing In some OF the alfalfa fields
Tree Fruits.
With the exception OF prunes and
peaches the oregon crop viii probably
be about equal to last year. Heed
River Is expected TO produce a record
crop OF apples. and southern Oregon
should have considerably larger
crop than last year Young apple or
chards in the Willamette valley should
also produce more heavily than last
year Pears do not show up quite so
well as last year and II is probable
that the crop will be somewhat less.
Western Oregon cherries will be less
than last year. but The Dalles crop
promises much larger than a year ago.
Small fruits.
Strawberries are becoming very
plentiful In the markets at very un-
satisfactory price to the growers. The
canneries are not taking their usual
quantities. and with crop larger than
for some years the disposal Of the
same is problem. Logan berries
promise good crop and fair market
is expected. other small fruits give
promise of better than an average
crop,
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1921-08-05
STATE NEWS.

Over 100 automobiles were stopped
by officers in st. Adams Saturday
hight, July %, because no tail lights
were burning on the cars.
Besides legacy Of $1,000 for the
new hospital to be built at Newport
the will of the late Hon. Charles A
Prouty of Newport provides for $4,000
for the Goodrich Memorial Library.
Dewey Bronson of South Shafts
bury had an 0ldsmobile car stolen
from his arage early Thursday morn
ing, July 81. The lock on the garage
was broken as we'll as the lock on the
gasoline tank in front Of the Law
renee hotel.
During a recent thunder storm,
lightning struck the Barnet stone
crusher and destroyed the power
plant of the machine, making a loss
Of $1,000 or more.
Albert S Reed Of the Reed Electric
company has presented to the armory
in Rutland an electrical flag, com
posed wholly Of electric Light. and
the fag has been attached to the
front of the armory.
ID Hart Horton of Long Island has
been secured as an instructor st the
state school Of agriculture at Ran
dolph Center, and will take charge
of the poultry department, having
specialized in that kind Of work in
the Connecticut agricultural college.
The securing of a census of all bur
ials in Burlington prior to 1870 has
revealed that Stephen Lawrence was
the first resident of that place. for
an inscription on his gravestone
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the trustees of the Gill Odd Fellows
Home in Ludlow to all Odd Fellows
in Vermont and their invited guests
to attend the Field Day Exercises of
the 18th anniversary of the founda-
ton of this institution, on August 16.
This is Bennington Battle Day, a
legal holiday in the State, and a
large gathering is expected at the
Home, where the members of the
order will have an opportunity to
see the work being accomplished.
The board of trade selected it's first
paid secretary July 25, when it
chose Tudor w Bradley of Bloom
field, Conn.,, for the position. Mr.
Bradley graduated from Dartmouth
last year and is to receive $1,000 for
the official years work. Money for
his salary and the maintenance of
his office was raised by popular
subscription. Barre now has over
$4,000 for this purpose, with assurance
of similar sums for the next three
years.
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A remarkable package has gon,
| into the frozen north with Prof
! Donald B Macmillan as he goei
to find out more about the arctic
region. 1t is the size of shoe
box, weighing seven pounds, but
it contains. enough fruit anc
vegetable to sustain one man fol-
six months, and modern science
has conquered bulk to make this
possible. The fruit and vege.
table is dried by the new moist
air process of dehydration and
contains apples, rhubarb, spinach,
string beans, raspberries, eggs,
parsley, mushrooms and garlic.
Catnip was included for the ships
cat and dried grass for the dogs
This is the first time it has been
possible to take fruit and vege-
tables into the polar excursions
after the ship was abandoned for
the dog team because of the bulk,
but they are a very necessary
part of the diet. Science may be
very exact and based on hard
facts but romance is not left
out.
The Automobile department of
the state is getting busy to see
that the law is enforced and
many a reckless driver has been
held up in his mad flight and
others have had uncomfortable
questions asked about lights,
registration and licenses. But
all this is protection for the road
and it is right. But it is not the
automobile alone which has seen
hard travelling, teams have come
in for their share and now there
are more lights on teams than
there used to be. There is law
compelling teams to carry a light
as we'll as a law covering the
lights of an automobile and this
law is being enforced with the
other vehicle laws. 1t is a pro-
lection for the team as we'll as
the auto for the team to be light
ed. With DINNERS, an auto can
run very nearly onto an unlight-
ed team without seeing it.
We are beginning to realize
that the last legislature was an
expensive affair, at least, for the
size of our state purse. Former
governor Fletcher says that our
bills for the biennial term will
be ten million dollars and that
we will have million dollar de-
felt for the same period. Of
course the horse is stolen for
the present term, but it may be
that we will lock the door before
we buy another horse two years
from now. There is a call to
elect a legislature on the econ
omy platform.
1t begins to look as if we would
get over the paper mill strike
without calling out state troops,
as for the most part the strikers
are orderly and the greater part
of the trouble seems to be on the
New Hampshire side. Strikes
are a foolish way to try to settle
labor trouble and statistics show
that they are a failure causing
loss on both sides and settling
Illinois is having her guber-
troubles and Vermont
knows how to sympathize with
this proud state of the West.
Her governor, while state audi
5or, is charged with embezzle-
nent. 1t is a regrettable ex.
oerience for any state to pass
through but one that calls for a
house cleaning, if any
rood is to come from it.
Ford has been seeing some
BUSINESS hard road and hill climb
ng but it seems that he is able
o make the grade by going into
DIV. That is the way with a
ord, it's either high or low but
he fiivver gets there all the
anne.
STATE NEWS.
Over 100 automobiles were stopped
~ -,
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Ford has been seeing some
business hard road and hill climb
ing but it seems that he is able
to make the grade by going into
low. That is the way with a
Ford, it's either high or low but
the fiivver gets there all the
same.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1921-08-05

The Soviet doesn't like the
Hoover telegram, which demands
the release of American prisoners
before we send help to starving
Russia. The soviet officials say
that we are weighing seven or
eight prisoners against a million
lives Perhaps this is a high
ratio, but the way they are act
ing, we should say that one good
American was worth a hundred
denisons of Soviet Russia.
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Illinois is having her guber-
Material troubles and Vermont
knows how to sympathize with
this proud state of the West.
Her governor, while state audi
tor, is charged with embezzle-
ment. 1t is a regrettable ex.
perience for any state to pass
through but one that calls for a
thorough house cleaning, if any
good is to come from it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
By ED STREETER

urrbe segar hope madam that thing I'd
anything husband give in front this lovely child
high grade article what bought myself
t. catch something?'
That's another thing babies
make feel like full Of assorted diseases IT'S wonder
that these children with tn microbes what's be
discovered every day."
"Je what a microbe?" asked Mr.
tell em, but /
90 not IT'S small anymule somewhat rembn'
guinea pig only little that y can't him without pygass
amt got homes themselves an ider how behave other
folks property microbe walk right into without
much by leave an track an vus what
not an down clean palette with their dirty feet"
Mr.. Frisbee cleared his throat violently
"Y' don't mean it," he said in a troubled voice.
EYES, an tn worst Of is that can't EN- Life simple
an beautiful till they discovered " could let tn baby
hsse the whole afternoon long un old galosh Now dan
let tn child touch notn without it's been boiled ized paud
memezed an II want play with it have do through
tn keyhole with q Handkerchief tn mouth"
IT'S trying life fer child I'm glad reared fore
dirt really dirty"
bet" agreed healthy be clean
weren't meant be dirty why hen dirt wouldn't stick
him like does An time he work an off matters
handiwok he hsseP cold tn head punishment
WE'LL anyways I'm glad I'm not called on be father these days"
Maybe it's fortunate" said Mr. Ameby Though it be
what they about evehin what baby havin be
constantly boiled y undoubtedly eertin qualifications
Ed
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The police photographer getting Bals
picture escaping the back fence of his
chicken yard after helping himself to fowl by fool fair The
slightly moonstruck couldn't whether he
Basil or Santa Claus.
writing Immediately preceding Bas demise the
his estimated he &c.
sngerack correspondence school, Finally
postofce inspector collect his departed dollar
Government to his funeral through nmbs
killed investigator
kron which prominent
nation forwarded by rstclass mail
Of The worlds severest criminal
opening mail that busy attend
As led blind folded gaows
secretary communications from sher
his advertisement and desired complete
files of the centurys meanest miscreans
Covering period decades Basil Shoange succeeded
evadng police all large cities by the eerest unknown
Scotland Yards, Chicago Stock Yards Pinkertons,
He which he all public
popped into the he beat the metal false into
that he looked like Buebead and the
day like Little Red Riding Hood.
had sentenced by judge the world from Kenesw
Land grand goblin of baseball to the Zone John" Cth
Richmond Each escaped the
D. Rockefeller eased Of the $29,o00oO0 ante
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OF A BOOTLEGGER

My publishers impressions of worthless
pe why thought a storyof life might be timely
hope my experiences will guide all them
make happy home.
of the first fight had two
fight Germans and the other to fight liquor
tails and opponent Booze started to battle
let As far concerned there amt
only stock make
speaking successful failures e mention
wife, Sapp Sheac already mentioned her in
divorce complaint but we'll mention her here again
as remind myself that don't want to alimony
stole wife, And to add that if that is
the loot measured for bum burglar and not fit
blackjack which
Of that profession is to Sarah that all that
Might mention here that amt got nothing7
inspiration. 1t through her that took to drink
hold tho tunnels In tho bottles while filled them with
varnis iodine, nrogycer and other we presenday
trouble really started with taking
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
By CAROLYN VANCE.

ested in politics. though now q
business man. He once ran for
governor Of Massachusetts, on tho
progressive ticket It was
through her interest and partici-
patton IN the suffrage cause that
she met her husband. His sisters
were intimate friends Of Elizabeth
Cady Stanton and Julia Howe with
whom she was closely associated
when the suffrage movement was
in the pioneer stage. The grand
father Of her husband was tho
first man to introduce In any
state legislature a bill granting
woman equal rights with men.
This man was considered during
his life time a power in politics
and was known as the governor
maker Of Massachusetts,. It Is
believed that Mrs. Bird received
her appointment to the Advisory
Committee through Senator Lodge.
Mrs. Birds nephew is the Am
bassador to Italy. Richard Wash
burn Child. So you see that she
lives in an atmosphere In which
political aspirations are fostered.
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mittee, is a widow SO that her ap-
pointment worked no hardship In
her domestic relations.
A continent separates Mrs.
Katherine Phillips Edison. Of Los
Angeles. California. ono Of the
four women members Of the Ad-
visory Committee. from her hus-
band. a professional singer and
composer. She is tho mother of
younger children than any Of the
other four women on the commit
tee. She has a son in high school,
a daughter In college. and another
son In medical school.
"My children are old enough to
get along without me for awhile"
said Mrs. Edison. "but l do think
that a mother of young children
has no business in active politics
or In any other work that takes
hsr away from home a considera-
bic part Of the time. The children
miss a lot. It is true, when the
mother is away from home. but
the mother misses more"
Mrs. Edison, in common with the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

FR. FRISBEE down heavily, hopping his forehead
lvI whats tn Amesby look all up
set hope amt been monkeyin any recipes
yer last experience"
Mr.. Frsbee shook his head
NO." he sad 81 jest with Mrs McTavh had t
hold her baby Gosh darn it, folks always tryn that Some
day I'm goin' t drop That1 teach 'em"
81 en- understand feelns" said Mr. PERSONALLY
used like babies but I've all confidence
used to beve that maybe they'd
head labor union. great
has been born in this An find em standing
front O. Hawks drug store Saturday night"
II don't take stock em but that's between an
1t nd hurt law business round That's another
thing got They make hpercrs You en-
make fun Of feos aumob remarks his clothes
show little undrsandn sympathy his wife, But when
stick head tn hood baby erdge choice
O. lynn fghtin'"
"f goin' nspectin the apples mems Frsbee
O. fruit is valuable thing may look apple
has sickenn suspicion that themselves All they
want t make Of is that amt noticed it too"
An there's denyin they be reckoned with Any
than tgether Do
dned old with tn side whkers standn his head tn
middle tn IT'S other tn turrbe ODay
Only yesterday he sentenced three be hung an his only
tn didn't
don't win smile this he'll offer little Mathuah his whkers
WITH Heavens help tn divvs what
before him t. morrow"
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Biographies of Infamous Persons


During the dull Booegger Basil prsctced his
months he lived solely dn Of lodging
hot lead which succeeded in catching with him.
He would hide the railway bouevrds Of the Rocky Mountains
gyp regularly the trains
along schedule minute late second early he
laid off, but she steamed along time
mounted cabin mesmeze the engineer hpnozed the
man. the his small change and robbed the
passengers bills He made good living long the
Of transportation but when the
into the rolling business was lean
indeed for Baggy Knees
Long trains Of solid sleeprs
had nickel made Bass game
ceedngly limb he retired to and started
for the United States mails
He pulled boomer however when he had his scheme translated
and printed in foreign newspapers
the notice. laid of Of beer
enough dollar and sent for autograph print OF the next
the world Receiving His Chiness Nibs
alarmed letter the Department Of Justice
which the complaints Of people who had ncosd cash.
order draft international gin merchant using
liar method to BasiPs.
Clown Prince let tester until marks became useless that
they worth three He suddenly
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

marriage license didn't
last month when she let of the tunnels slip.
Some of the fluid that l pouring
hole plumb out of boots Worse than nails
off and then in Anybody
diluting stuff they might amped
my liquor does outside application then will who
the biggest liar isl merely this defense,
giving the devil and every lodge his Dues
have been criticized public private family
telephone conversations but when the big
boolegger that the folks
their milk chalk lme powder and water and
then added cent Of stock You believe
but did wonders for the ddes All
be addicts One shot erowed as
strong ionesses and roared instead Of gooed.
One of the little things whom than do nv WIFE,
bit its mother and they had crowbars
loose Another chased its father living
suite and throwed andons and fireplace grandpa picture
which took just before the old tho civil
We an working earnestly country from going wet
again. The Volstead godssnd
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WHY FOUR HUSBANDS ARE LONELY

the old adage to fall back upon
that absence makes the heart grow
fonder. But what Of the women
appointees to Office for the dura-
ton Of this administration Arc
spinsters and Divorces only eli
gible to places that carries tho
appointee away from home?
The problem w~s solved in the
case Of Mrs. Christine Bradley
South whom the President wished
to reward for services during the
Presidential campaign by appoint
ing her husband to tho post of
minister to Panama. Mrs. Har-
riet Taylor Upton's problem was
solved in a similar way by the
President. Since she Is required
to stay In Washington because
Of her position as vice-chairman
Of the Republican National Com
mittec her husband was appointed
to a place upon the Federal Re-
serve Board, whose meetings are
confined to Washington. Mrs.
Bessie Parker Breuggeman, a St.
Louis woman whom the President
appointed to position on the
civil service compensation COM
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

The husband Of Mrs. Eleanor
Franklin Egan. one of the four
women on the Advisory Com
mittee. is banker associated with
]. P. Morgan and Company.
ut will be easier for him to
spend the week end with me in
Washington" said Mrs. Egan,
"than for him to have spent one
in China" Mrs. Egan you know
is that intrepid globe trotter, cor
respondent for the Saturday Eve
ming Post. who recently travelled
through famine stricken China
on a mule cart.
Mrs. Thomas G. Winter. the
fourth woman member of the Ad-
visory Committee, is the wife Of
prominent grain merchant Of
Minneapolis. She was in WASH
ington when informed of the Pres
idential appointment and appar-
emily was as much overwhelmed
with concern over her husbands
welfare as she was over the
honor conferred upon her.
"And what will my poor hus-
band do without me-" she ejacu-
lated. .