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The New York herald., 1921-11-24
LEGAL NOTICES.

into on the ,24th dny nf september. 1917,
by and between JOHN wANAMARftR, NEW
YORK. and JOSEPH ". sCiIWSN 5ECK,
nj ton o'clock In the forenoon. IN tho piano
department ". John Wanamaker, In tho City.
County and State OF New York, one style
provided by S, c,ions s. and Oe Of the pers
sonai psIprrsy NXT ", LaM Lea,Mmrprn,No. Avo,,op..r.
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YOUNG MAN. ABOUT 1s YEARS OLD IN
OFFICE OF LARGE WHOLESALE
PAPER HOUSE: MUST BE QUICK AND
FOR ADVANCEMENT. APPLY BY LET
TER ONLY, STATING FULL PARTICU-
LARS: MILLER WRIGHT PAPER CO..
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Instruction.
OFFICE WORKERS.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

Nationally known firm Certified Public
Accountants rapidly expanding desiring to
create reserve trained workers will give
limited number accepted applicants special
thorough practical training In all branches
accounting; previous knowledge unnecessary
training given by firms practicing &. p. A,s
from course prepared by National Training
Institution. Accepted applicants bay Train
inR Institution regular fee for texts. ma
terialr, &C.; no extra charge made by ac-
counting firm. az It's speciai settices are
given TO facilitate building up reserve. II
REQUIRES three months up. giving eight hours
weekly spare time while holding present
position. TO qualify for junior and senior
accountants. systernatsers. incouie tax and
efficiency experts: positions paying from $35
10 1925 weekly For interview give age.
present position. snlary. address. IL possi-
BILE business aud residence phones. G. s..
$50 Herald, $50 Broadway.
AUTO Instructions 500 unlimited lessons.
guaranteed on Lexinrtons and Overlands
until license secured. t24 West G5th st.
GOVERNMENT AUDITORS for income tax
revenue service. salaries 81 800 20 $1,000:
write for free information. FEDERAL IN
STfTTf'fE. room 100. washington, -. 9.
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statesmen, security, rare opportunity
presents Itself TO statesmen who can qualify
10 jon our sales force selling q listed &C.
curity; excellent Cooperation, leads our cii-
on,ele Cali after 1890 a. NJ, room 5o3.
$50 Broadway.
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FURNISHED ROOMS WANTED.

RESPECTABLE Christian couple tFrench)
without children, require furnished rooms
with kitchen or kitchenette: not over s45
monthly. MAGONNETTE. Madison Hotel
4th av.
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YOUNG men wanted for electrical
~orlr and electrical testing: age
over IS; steady employment inter-
esting work; previous experience
not necessary. when answering
please give the following informa-
tion, age, weight. education and
previous employment. II any. I
594 Herald. 2SO broadway.
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

FOR SALE
CLOAK. SUIT aid dress store in best growing
section 0f rlatbush, Brooklyn; store now
averaging 81 100 per week. beautifully
equipped. Ave year lease; wonderful oppor.
tunity fc. young couple who know. the game
can nrt easily $4,000 profit pc year
owners have other stores; VIII not compel to
huy .tock. r 2I5a Herald. Herald square.
c. .ARTER for sale OF company capitalized
NJ one. million; $40 par ik commission. y
preferred stock; complete set seals, stock
bbotss charter. broad IN scope sui.able any
birtncss: no reasonable offer refused. G. A.,
.,12 Herald, Fulton ~
YOUNG EXECUTIVE.
/ Fs;ahshed automobile concern offers ar
opir rtunity to one whosc experience and per-
sonaii'y 1T hin, for bigger things must be
prepared 10 invest moderate sum TO secure
tnrf Interest. n cO1 Herald Herald So.
;, ,iRAr.isESys,;; ,,orr,c1,,,
Dookfct free. r'Have Investors Turned
Your Patent DOWN." Patent office Condil
tlons." Write for II. HourAtN 200 Broad.
4.
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PUBLIC NOTICES.

:. L. C.-Alac very sick and asking for YOU;
please come home Or wire address. l. zo5
Herald Herald 50.
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APARTMENTS WANTED.
Furnished.

Furnished.
FOUR rooms and maids room, $75 to 800,
west Of Amsterdam av.; months. $3.50. II
o13O Herald, Herald 80. So
REFINED AND RELIABLE COUPLE DE-
SIRE FROM PRIVATE PARTY SMALL,
WELL FURNISHED APARTMENT FOR
WINTER MONTHS, WALKING DISTANCE
OF COLUMBUS CIRCLE; EXCELLENT
CARE ASSURED in RETURN FOR MOD.
ERATE RENTAL: STATE FULL PARTIC-
ULARS. X 2Qtj HERALD, HERALp SO.
SMALL furnished apartment wanted for
month of December. between I'D and 50th
sts.; best references. Il 1103 Herald, Full
Unfurnithed.
THREE or rooms. Harlem OF washington
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HELP WANTED-MALE.
Statesmen STOCK.
Here are the facts:
U) We have a very good talking
proposition.
(2) We furnish real ''live" leads.
(s) We give you excellent cooperation.
(D good commission and TO pro-
dueers we put you in charge OF your
own crew.
60 Bonuses given.
An YOU must be is a woriier.
Del Morris and Mcdonald.
800 Fifth ay., Fourth floor.
New York.
.rJyn
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Fok sALE-M1sCELLANEoUs


PAPER Shell Pecsns. Mobile and Tesche.
G0c.. per h.. select. 4Oc. for Tesche, SOC.
for Mobile, Z. o. b. Miner, Ga. Write. mall
orders filled. JAS. II. wOODALL. box IS.
Miner. Ga.
FOR SAI.E--l0 plate Van Honten Ten
Brock static machine In Al condition. with
speed controller and Piffard high fire.
queney apparatus price complete, $3.50.
OWNER. 301 So. broadway, Yonkers, ~. Y:
- ..T- FOR SALE.
Going to Europe will sacrifice beautiful
French bedroom furniturei never been used.
Phone Circle. 952g.
INVALID chair. nearly new; reasonable:
rubber tires; strong. COLE, 800 West End
av. Schuyler 555l.
Furniture. ~
LARGO CORPORATION CLOSING
BRANCH OFFICES, WILL SACRIFICE
HIGH GRADE MAHOGANY OFFICE
FURNITURE. SUITE sol. 6S HUDSON
ST., HOBOKEN.
CONTENTS
Of four rooms for sale. sacrifice to quick
buyer. 4G6 10Th St. Brooklyn.
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Of four rooms for sale. sacrifice to quick
buyer. 466 18th st. BROOKLYN.
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PAINTING Ann DECORATING.

EXPERT. iicense iooto: Swedish rnasrcuss,
OBESITY. itdies only. Columbus 3pii. I.
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CRuFrERMAN q MEYERS. painting. deco
rating, papethanainr. plas,eriHs and hard
wood flnishinr estimates cheeriully Hivsn
landlords, agents. 2ts5 Tth nv.. New York.
TVirphune Morningyihe nrle
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a. ~ 8 % sH
TELEPHONE Statesmen.
LIVE, CLEAN CUT YOUNG A
MEN 10 SELL LISTED STOCKS
AND BONDS BY TELEPHONE.
ROOM $40. - BROAD ST.. NEW
YORK. ASK FOR NJ WILLMORE. Al
WE have opening for several salesmen
with proven ability to sell high class divi-
dends-.payihg securities; experience along
these lines not necessary. See Mr.. Marshal,
room 101. 2 Rector st.
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HIGHEST prices paid FOR golf Gu 10,
cameras fishing ta1',lc. binoculars. lrs.
nautical Instruments. TRIGGER. -. a.s
Az. L65S Bryant,
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Borough of Brooklsr


FLATBUSH-Nine rooms: southern expos
ure; electricity; steam: parquet porch |:
SS5. Wildwood S2o 49,
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SITUATIONS wANTED-rEMALE

NURSE. French. wishes position for young
children: good city references. L. c., 23I
w. Gath.
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FOREST HILLS GARDENS, l.. I.
"GARDENS APARTMENT" by STATION.
!, and room sublets. 1875 apartments, all
rented. Splendid tea room. Phone Fitzruy
0S21. GUYON L. G. EARLE, Agent, 35S
9th ay. ftt-
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SADDLES.
krORrtNc UvvD'

fthND carved Mexican stock saddic. fiyer
iuountta perfect condition. Phone Atdn.a
hon 0sTn mornings: 9nsi nwnv. art sS
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Automobiles Wanted.

AUTOS BOUGHT ron CASH.
JANDORF AUTO CO.. 1To1 Broadway.
Circle o4T6-
wa ANrEb. 30 high grade used cars for *.
port: open or closed. PARK AUTO En-
CHANGE, t66-t6s Park place, correr Flat
bush av. brooklyn Phone Sterling 1891. -
WhNTED--Six cylinder chassis. late model :
suitable n ton delivery. BENS, $50 Queens
RnIilava ri Winfield. I. I
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NEW apartment, convenient 10 subway at
2O38-2040 Morris av., corner burnside av.
large light rooms; rooms and bath; SIS
and SSsi ; rooms, S100 and $10a
PORTER CO., 15p West 125th St.
UNIVERSITY Av., 2408. cor. Fordham Road.
do rooms large and light; reasonable
rent; minutes to Lexington. av subway.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12

Two Men who Dared" Epworth
League at $50 p. m. topic "%Out and
out for Christ" Mrs. II Fisher.
leader. Queen Easter circle Tues
day evening az the church. Mrs. A.
T. Brandenhurg VIII entertain the
circle. following the business session.
Prayer meeting Wednesday even
ing.
Free Methodist. Fourteenth and
Vine SITS. Rev. a. r Hamilton. pas
tor; Sunday school at 10 a. m,
preaching by the pastor at Il a. m
Prayer ard praise meeting Tuesday
evening
Church OF God or Saints Sunday
school ar e:45 a. m. superintendent
". l. HurtseL Morning worship a,
II a. m. Young peoples meeting Al
$50. Miss Blanche Long In charge
Of Bible study Evening service al
7.3o p IN. PRAYER meeting a. $50
Wednesday evening.
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Refreshments

IN the program. Refreshments
were served during the social hour.
The next meeting viii be held the
second Friday IN July.
Mrs. Charles " orthtn Ct o n.
Eleventh ST, who has been visiting
her daughter. Mrs. L. Richardson at
Bloomingda le. Mich. the past week.
Will return today accompanied by
her son Earl. who graduated at the
Bloomingda- high school last week.
B. E. Myers. Eleventh ST.. left sat
urday morning for Des Moines
Iowa. where he will attend the
.Shriners' convention 10 be held there
next week
Miss Emma Miller and aunt OF
Pennsylvania are here for a vis,
with Mr.. and Mrs. John Samuels
Eleventh 81
Mrs. Guy Heartsock and daughter
Miss Mary Catherine Heartsock OF
Detroit. Mich. will spend the week
end with Mrs. ]. W. Mills.
Miss Vera. Daniels left this morn
ing for a two weeks vacation at Chi
cago and Elgin, III.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12
RIVER PARK

The final meeting of the season
Of the River Park civic club was
held Friday evening at the school
house. Reports Of all the various
committees were heard, and a COM
mittee composed Of W. Hulet. Mrs.
Edward Moritz and Mrs. r. F. Whit
comb was appointed TO confer with
the civic federation in regard to
plans for the picnic TO be held at
POttawa tonne park July Fourth. The
program consisted Of community
singing, selections by the east and
school orchestra, violin and piano
duet by Ruth Kronwitter and Ralph
Miller. dance, Maxine Eaton. solo.
John Newcomb, clarinet solo, Lamar
Zerbe, accompanied by Ralph Mill
er, violin duet, Thelma Dicee and
Mabel Queer. A social hour was en-
joyed and refreshments were served.
The members of the Linger Long
er club were entertained Friday af-
ternoon by Mrs. Charles Hoffman,
4416 w. Third St, Mishawaka. The
afternoon was spent with cards. Mrs.
Hoffman won the favor at 500 A
two course luncheon was served.
The next meeting viii be held at the
home OF Mrs. l.. Hilderbrant, Divi-
sion St. NIishawaka.
Mrs. b. Z. Myers, S. Eleventh St.
entertained the Pythian Sisters
thimble Friday evening. Following
the business session, the time was
spent with needlework and contests.
Favors were awarded TO Mrs. Bertha
Hitchmer and Mrs. Edna Weber.
4 two course luncheon was served
by the hostess. The next meeting
will be held Friday. June "a.
Mrs. Homer Vanderford and
daughters, Dorothea and Verna, y.
Eighteenth St. left today for Detroit.
Mich, for a two weeks visit with
relatives.
Mrs. George Darner Of Marion,
Ind, arrived here this morning for
a weeks visit with relatives and
friends.
Guest day was observed by the
Home Missionary society Of the NJ. z.
church Friday, at meeting held at
the home Of Mrs Ray Waterman, s.
Eleventh ST. Thirty-fve were pres
ent at the meeting and enjoyed the
excellent program which was pre-
scented. Mrs. ". z. Mckenzie gave
a talk on Work among the Colored
People" Mrs. James Smart of
South Bend. vocal solo and reading
on Missionary Work" Several
musical numbers were also included
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12
PROSPECTIVE BRIDE
HONORED GUEST AT
ADELIGHTFUL TEA
Mrs. G. b. Williams and
Daughter Entertain for Miss
Carol +. Eberhart.

Mrs GeEge 3. Williams and
asuEhter. Mes Dorothy. 834 Lin
.oln way z. delightfully."- entertained
A. a garden tea from four until six
o'clock Saturday afternoon. honor
.nE Miss Carol +. Eberhart. daugh-
ter or Mr. and Mrs. Frederick G..
Eberhart. whose marriage 20 Samuel
Hitler OF South Bend takes place
Tuesday. Forty guests from Misha-
waka. South Bend and other places
we're present. The hostesses receiv-
I'd the guests on the river bank amid
The most beautiful OF natures set
hnEs. Among out OF town guests
present were. Miss Myrna Eberhart,
GaIesburg. H.: Mrs. Arthur Gross.
Chicago: Miss Alice Whltbeck.
Rochester. y. I.
Miss Eberhart. who IS one Of Mish-
awaka's most popular young women,
has been an honored guest at many
pre-nuptial affairs during the past
week.
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FORMER RESIDENT
DIES IN MICHIGAN

Mrs. J. c. Lowman. rs, died at
her home at EdwardsbUrg. Mich.
yesterday after an illness Of several
months from complications. She
leaves a husband and four children,
Mrs. NJ. f. Robbins. Mishawaka;
Mrs. r. J. French. Eagle Lake,
Mich; c. X. Lowman, Edwardsburg,
and n. J. Lowman, Battle Creek,
Mich. besides nine grandchildren
and seven at-grandchildren. Mr..
and Mrs. Lowman are former resi-
dents Of Mishawaka, having left
here 90 years ago. The funeral will
be held at the residence Tuesday
at o'clock, burial in Edwards urg
cemetery.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12
REV. N. E. HAWKINS
RECEIVES DEGREE OF
DOCTOR OF DIVINITY

Rev. NJ. E. Hawkins. pastor Of the
First Baptist church OF this city, has
received the degree Of doctor of
divinity from the Baptist college at
Oskaloosa, Ia. DR.. Hawkins came
to Mishawaka nine months ago
from Hastings. Mich, where he was
pastor Of the First Baptist church
for period o. six years. He is
graduate of the Moody Bible insti-
tute, Chicago.
During his short pastorate IN
Mishawaka the First Baptist church
has made a splendid record, and 90
new members have been added to
the congregation. Every society Of
the church is progressing. Rev. DR..
Hawkins and his family reside at
500 Z. Mishawaka.
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w1LnAMs-CARLsoN WEDDING

Frank II. Williams and Miss Mary
A. Carlson were married at the par
sonage Of the FIRST Baptist church
by Rev. DR.. NJ. Z. Hawkins. yester-
day afternoon at $3.50 o'clock. The
couple was attended by Glen z.
Gawer and Miss Dora B. Farmer Of
Lapaz. The groom is employed by
the Mishawaka Wooden Manufactur-
ing Co. Mr.. and Mrs. Williams will
reside in South Bend.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12
The Churches.

Services N River Park churches
Sunday and ensuing week viii be
according 20 the following schedule.
Methodist Episcopal s. Seventh
s., Rev. A. L. Brandenburg, pas
tor. Sunday school at $50 a m.
: L Natter and Enos KellOw, sup
erintendents; preaching by pastor,
at 1910 a. m. and 1880 p. m.
Morning subject. The Secret Of the
Church's Strength" evening subject
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12
Season Band Concerts
Inaugurdted Saturday

The summer seasons band con-
certs were inaugurated last evening,
when the Dodge Mfg. Co. band, I'M
Wiues, rendered a program Of pop
ular airs This splendid Organiza-
ton was never heard 10 better ad-
vantage and the immense crowed en-
loved every minute OF the concert.
According TO Chief Of Police Pfen-
der. there were more automobiles
within three blocks Of the band
stand than ever seen in Mishawaka
on any previous occasion Of the
kind. Many from the country dis
tricts were forced to park at such a
distance from the stand that they
were barely able to hear the drum.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12
viii attend Golden
Wedding Jubilee Today

Mr.. and Mrs Charles Ocham-
paugh. 5l2 W. Grove ST.. and Mr..
end Mrs Harley OchampaUgh. 423
W. Battcu ST.. viii go 10 Dowagiac,
Mich. today 10 attend the golden
wedding jubilee OF the formers cou-
sin. air. and Mrs. George Sinord. II
Is expected that 100 guests Will at
tend the celebration. which viii be
held az the couples rural home. five
miles from DOwaglac.
Mr.. and Mrs Sinord are well
known in this city. having visited
here on several occasions. Mis-. Sif-
ford was formerly Miss Lfbbie Van
Blair They are both "a years old,
and despite their advanced age, are
enjoying splendid health. Mr.. Sif-
ford personally superintends his
farm OF so acres They have three
daughters, all residing in Michigan.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12
ANNUAL PICNIC SATURDAY

The annual picnic Of the Berean
Bible class Of the Presbyterian
church was held Saturday afternoon
at the home OF Mrs Harry F. Ort,
DensIow I'd. over "a members were
present and a delightful supper was
served at six o'clock During the
afternoon a business session was
held followed by several musical Sc
lections by Mrs. z. J. W. Fink. Roses
were used in the decoration.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12
MATCH Plan AGAINsT BOGEY

u. W. Horton and W. II. Upper
tied for first prize. both being two
down 10 DOGGY. al the Miami Coun-
try club yesterday The putting
contest was won by Ralph Jernegan
with a total OF 2s puts on IS holes.
which IS considered very good.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12
MAN IN THE STREET

The June wedding rush seems 20
be exceptionally heavy IN Ausha o.
waka. a circumstance that indicates
reports OF general depression IN this
city are exaggerated. Great matri-
moniaI activity f. bound 20 be good
evidence OF prosperity now and
hopes for the future.
The Lord did not intend the early
cautaloupes and peaches 70 be eaten
so il is not necessary to bankrupt
yourself 10 eat something not TT for
food. These early samples are
merely the harblngers that announce
the glory Of the common crop.
Being an entering apprentice OF
the Bonehead club. We find our
selves entertaining the opinion that
the Harvard astronomer who figures
that the earth Is $50 quintiluon miles
from the center of the universe is an
ordinary mathematical nut.
our enthusiasm over the rail wage
reduction Is palpably restrained by
the circumstance that the contem-
plated rate reductions incident there
10 will scarcely take effect in time 10
apply TO our vacation trip Of 1925.
Now that all American experts are
assured that Carpenter viii lose,
we'd ike 10 know whether the dis
tinguished visitor. following his de-
feat. will take up literature or the
drama.
DIT. Simon Louis Katzoff OF New
York declares that kisses are dan
gerous only when cold. Are any OF
them ever cold?
It IS getting so now that a young
man stands no chance in a Competi-
I tive struggle for her heart and hand
unless he has a car. And so years
ago. he could make pretty good
Roadway in a three-dollar pair OF
shoes.
New York is raving over a Partisan
comic opera singer who boasts that
she can hold her entire costume in
the palm Of her hand. Well that's
the sort OF thing New York raves
over. If she came TO Mishawaka,
we wouldn't even go TO see her, un-
| less we decided TO reason with her.
A Minnesota officeholder has been
unseated because he gave away
cigars on election day. Surely, he
couldn't have given away many or
he would have been showed under.
Newspaper fellows are pretty
smart as a rule, but not very many OF
them have sense enough 10 decline
political offices and stick to their
business.
After canvassing the testimony
fairly. we reach the conclusion that
men between the ages Of 40 and 100
are a unit in the opinion that the
short skirts of the women are not
one hundredth part as offensive as
the silk shirts of the chaps.
stu. Mr.. Rockefeller's story OF
how he earned his first dollar selling
turkeys in 1S4s is not nearly 80
thrilling "a his apparent effort to get
ones last dollar selling gas in 1921.
Caruso says he will come back
from Italy with his voice as golden
as ever. Maybe so, but you can
never tell what may happen 70 a
voice in prolonged and desperate i'll
ness. When afflictiOn burrows the
face OF genius with lines and takes
the luster from the eye, as a rule
something important-and tragic
has happened.
Now comes a wiseacre who says
that a man who is strong enough 10
take patent medicine hasn't much
the matter with him. You can
always tell. It depends upon circum-
stances. You know a thirst may
| become serious.
Every now and then we see In
some paper the picture Of couple
who have been married so or SO
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CITY COURT NOTES

Fred Becker was fined $40 and
costs and sentenced 20 five days in
Jail by Judge Ralph s. Feig in the
city court. yesterday. on his plea Of
guilty 10 a charge OF assault and
battery preferred by William Green
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12
MRS. D. H. WILDER RECEIVERS

Mrs. d. II. WILDER, 215 y. Merri-
field av., who recently submitted to
a serious operation at st. Joseph's
hospital. South Bend, continues 10
improve. and may be we'll enough to
return TO her home this week.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-12


Lhalf century hence VIII never have
anything OF that kind to print
Isadore Duncan is going 10 Rus
STA 70 teach the bolsheviki how 10
dance. She would better teach
them how TO pay the fiddler. He's
about TO strike for his compensa ton.
Miss Mays. the Washington evan
gelist. told the young women OF her
audience IL was all right 10 dance II
they could take Jesus 70 the dance
with them. Well. not 70 come Of
. the public dances hereabouts.
A Louisville man shot mis- brother
over a legacy Of 500. When all
men get 70 working for their money
once more, It will be impossible for
creature to commit so despicable
an act. The money-mean people are
those who get, but don't earn.
The National Association or Credit
men declare 1t is time TO junk fads
and fancies. live sanely and build the
commercial and moral powers Of the
nation. Even after we have stripped
the silk shirts off them, the wriggly
devils will still be jazzy.
The inquisitive subscriber Of Osce-
ola asks: What do you imagine Oil
have happened TO the bathing suit in
another five years." We can't ans
wer. Our imagination is all in now.
King Boris Of Bulgaria Is going TO
visit the United States this year. but
/ whether he will come in cog or In
/ the steerage the cables don't say.
There are now III schools Of
10 mention the 10000 newspaper
shops where they are turned out by
hand.
Wheat IS about so cents a bushel
| higher in Winnipeg than in Mime
apolls, but the new duty prevents 1t
from rushing over the border to en-
JOY our lower American prices
Now, then. A dentist, DIT. Gelston
Of Camden. y. J.. says a chaw OF to-
bacco protects the teeth and gums
from bacteria. as it forms a slalago-
que around the teeth. What will
refOrmers say to this insidious at
tack Of science upon its virtuous
breastworks?
( Those who are demanding Ambas-
sador Harvey's recall seem 10 forget
that it would be followed by re-
appearance Of Harvey's Weekly, and
nobody seems 10 want that.
An ortimist IS a fellow who sees
| things as they ought TO be when they
are not; and a pessimist is some
times a fellow who sees things as
they ought not to be when they are.
I'VE must carry on declares
! local minister yes. keeping a firm
hold on both handles, a right-hand
grip on the plowlne. and a continu-
/ Gus stream of earnest, but friendly
sentences for the mule.
The chief difficulty about select
( ing nominees for the Hall OF Fame
in New York is. the jurors are but
meagerly educated upon the point
of American greatness. We suspect
that Penrose will land there long be-
fore Pershing or Woodrow Wilson
I does.
We are slipping the Information
to Ambassador George that any more
Pilgrim dinner breaks. and the
| White Palace barbe-r shop quartet
will be singing, When the Harveys
Days Are over.
Taxation is said TO have killed
cigar smoking in Great Britain. The
power to tax is the power 10 des-
4 troy. they say, but we have some
pretty tough customs and habits IN
this country. Taxation is poor re-
I former.
II the giving OF useless advice
were abolished for about a year. the
I pencil, pen and typewriter industries
would go broke.