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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-03

spojenych lidskych bytosti,
jenz kdykoli pfisel k pozorno-
sti americkeho lekafstva,' pra
VII jeden chirurg, jenz prohli-
Eel Josefu a Ruzenu Y sobotu
vecer. "Podiynou v6ci jest, re
atkoli isou dokonaleji spoje-
ny nezli sytho casu proslula
siamska dyojJata, jsou to jinak
zcela rozdiIne zeny. Muzete
Stipnouti jednu a druha nebu-
de to citit. kdyby Sc jedna O.
pila, druha zustala by strizi-
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-03

New York, .. brezna. jose
fla Blazkova a ieji ovdov6la
sestra, Ruzena Blazkova-Dyo-
rakova, "Siamska dvojGata"
jez jsou spojena cd lopatek
temer az ku kolenum, budou
podrobeny bedlive studii neko-
lika lekaru a chirurgu. Bude
utin6n pokus zjistiti pomoci
X-paprsku, do jake miry isou
rozdilnymi osobami az ma jed
ny fysickou podrobnost. ITO
to jest nejpodivn6jSi pfipad
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-03

Londyn, 2. brezna. Spoienci'
dosp6li k Gpln6mu dohodnuti
o sv6 odpov6di N6mecku V O.
taZce nahrad nasledcich,
jez muze otekavati, nepriime-
Ii jejich podminky, bylo dano
ma verejnost dnes.
N6mci vyslechnou jednomy-
sine spojeneck6 rozhodnuti v
st. James Palaci Ultra V poled-
ne.
Premier Lloyd George svolil
dnes X pouziti vol. moci prorf
Nemecku prfpad6, ze by ne
priialo spojeneckG podminky,
a sice ably obsazen byl Mann
helm britickym, francouzskym
a belgickym voiskem a rovneZ
uhelne reviry Y Ruhrske obla-
sti. Az dosud briticky premier
vzpouZel Sc proti voiensk6mu
zakroGeni. Francouzska dale
konosna della byla poSinuta tax
daleko, re jiz dominuji mesto
Essen, domov KruppovEch IA
vodu. Rovn6z Sc pomySli ma bio
kadu Hamburku a jinych ne
meckych pristavu.
Nemeck6 celni dGchody Y
okkupovan6 oblasti byly bv pre-
vzatv iako prvni krok k donu-
ceni N6mecka k vyrovnani je-
no zavazkG, kdyby Sc to ukaza
10 nutnym. die planu vvpraco-
svanych vyborem neivySSi spo-
jennck6 rady.
VVbor, ienz obdrzel instruk
&c odpov6d6ti ma nemecke ma
vrhy, iez bvly predlozeny wee
ra a odmrSteny spojenci, fekne
N6mcGm toto:
l. Spoieneck6 vlady odpi-
rail- iednati o navrzich, pred
lozenych zjevne bez poctive-
no Gmyslu.
. Nemecku bude pTipome
nuto ieho op6tovne poruso-
vani mirove smlouvy.
s. N6mecka vlada bude IL
vedom6na lined o krocich. ie5
snoienci isou odhodlani pod.
niknouti k donuceni N6mecka
abv vyrovnalo sve zavazkv.
SpoieneGti zastupci sesli Sc
V st. James Palaci poledne
abv pfiiali zpravu voienskycl
odbornikG, kteri ztravili celf
dopoledne praci ma planecf
pro voiensk6 zakroGenl An
drew Bonar Law, vladni vdd
ce y britick6 snemovn6 posla
neck6 a ieden z neipfedn6i
Sfch vladnich finanGnich od
bornikii. poprv6 sG6astnil s
konference.
Ndmci dnes pou2e vytkava
Ii. Vtsledkv vGereiSi konferen
ce byly sd6leny do Berlina, al
al do odpoledne neobdrzel
aadnych novych instrukci.
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PREPADENf MLADE zENY.

28-leta slecna Marie Bogar-
tyova, 1877 vych. 43. ul. byla
ma prahu sv6ho bytu "a sveho
ve6erniho navratu uderena z
dkrytu vvstouplTm muzem do
hlavy. Musela btti dopravena
10 st. Clair nemocnice. kde j
bvla rama obvazana a pax pro-
puSt6na do domaciho osetfo-
vani. Prepadena udala jmeno
dtotnika po kterem polieie pa
ira.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-03
OPET VELIKA LOUPEz.

Dalton, O., 2. brezna. Poll
Gle zdeisi nema dosud zadn6
stopy po lupitich, kteri Sc do
stall do Daltonovy banky Zde
a ukoristili "a s125, 5000 bon
du svobody a iinych cennych
papird. Rovnez wall "a $3.50
vladnich znamek a 1914 V pc
ticentech a centech.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-03
PANAMANE OPET VfTEZNI

Washington. 2. brezna. Bo-
lie mezi voiskem Panamy
Costq Riky o dzemi kolem Co
to bvly obnoveny. die Zprdv
obdrzenFch ma zdeiSim Panam
sk6m vyslanectvi. Costa Ritane
podnikli novy utok, avSak bvli
op6t porazeni, ztrativse 100
muzu zajatych a jeden moto-
rovy Glun.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-03
FHOTISOVETSKE POVSTA-
Nj.
Situace jest velmi vazna, avsak
vzpouru Pctrohrade podarilo
Sc pry potlaciti.

Stock holm } hra7no Rms.
lfJm s,v4tsky,o nr.drnn noda.
rio 80 notlafiti v7nonru ' Pc
trobrada no donravani tom
voiska 'front.' dIo 7v,1
danasa , uolsinrfors,
fondI, . hto7no znr5,.,,
ohdr5an6 + bri+iclIcb ,lFad.
Mich kruzich dnes potvrzuji
depese, sd6Iuiicl Q protisoVet-
skep povstani Y Rusku. Situa-
&c Jest nanejvyse vazna, pres
TO r5ak MEDIA Sc, re sovetska
ylada ztratlla kontrolu. Muze
Nsak X tomu dojlti eosti brzy,
Gle zprav. jez dochazeji do
Helsingforsu pres Reval, V +
stonsku.
Boje zuil ' mnohych castech
Ruska Petrohrad Moskva
Jsou ohnisHy revoIucnlho hnu-
II. ' Petrohrade dosahly boje
9oo on0 c.a,.,.5tn rt@,o 49,;
-o,.s,.,,..-,, ,o;-1.., 80
sot ,orS aGbado,.5n
-.
,.,.... -.0''., .'-'- 49, -" ,
- 80.
- !
-
-. -,,'' ~ <-.""':1I's : s5,eo
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-03

CHAMP CLARK ZEMREL.
Byl po vice roku predsedou
snemovny poslanecke vyni-
kajicim demokratem.

Washington, 2. brezna. -
Champ Clark, missoursky k0n-
gresnik, po mnoho roku vudce
demokraticke strany We sn6-
movne poslaneck6, muz, jenz
byl blizko presidentstvi ro-
ce 1912, byv 0 nominaci pripra
ven vystoupenim proti n6mu Y
posledni chvili w. J. Bryana -
Zemrel We 2:10 hod. dnes Cd
poledne We washingtonsktm
hotelu, jenz pc leta byl domo-
VEN jeho rodiny. Kdyby byl
Clark skonal 0 48 hodin poZdd
il, byl by zemtel iako soukro-
my obGan - nebot' byl pora-
zen pri poslednich volbach
- takto vSak zemrel jako kon
gresnik, jak yzdycky bylo jeho
pranim.
Pohreb konan bude sobotu
2 kapitolu, prvni Cd toho ca
su, kdy zemrel admiral George
Dewey, jemuz rovn6z dostalo
Sc podobne cti. Telesne pom
statky budou pax poslany do
Bowling Craen. Mo-, dol0avs
zesnuleho a tam ulozeny i
v6tn6mu odpo6inku. Zprava 0
smrti Clarkove vyvolala hlubo-
Ky DOZEN We snemovn6 posla-
necke, ami nestor tohoto telesa,
Joe" Cannon, n6kdeiSi pred
seda tehoz a politicky odpur-
ce ClarkIv, nemohl zdr5eti ST.
ri, jez po tvari mu kanulv,
kdyz missoursky kongresnik
Rucker oznamoval smutnou
west.
James Beachamp Clark ma
rodil Sc V Anderson okresu,
Kentucky, Z. bfeZna 1850. tax
ze dosahl skoro II roku v6ku
Ackoli rodiGe jeho byli chudi,
vlastnlm pfitin6nim nabyl do
breho vzdelani. ma kentucke
universite, Bethany kolleji q
ma pravnick6 Skole V Cincinna-
+ ii. V 1875 odst6hoval Sc do
Missuri a V r. 1893 zvlen byl
do kongresu Cd te DOLBY yolen
byl op6tovne, az pri posled-
Mich volbach smetla jei repu-
blikanska vlna.
Osud urcil vsak, aby Champ
Clark zemrel jako kongresnik
ZIstala po n6m manzelka a
dve ditky, Bennett Clark. jenz
byl plukovnikem nedavne
valce slouzil We Francii q
dcera, pi. James NJ. ThomaSo-
va New Orleansu. Tato jest
literarn6 tinnou jeii piispev-
ky V nekterych magaZinect
vzbudily pozornost.
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CESKOSLOVENSKY SPORT.

New York, ,. brezna. Tenni-
Sov6 Sdruzeni teskoslovenske
prihlasilo sc K zavodum 0 Da-
visuv pohar. bylo dnes ozna-
memo tennisoyIm siruzenim
Spoi. Statu. Jest to sedmy ma
rod, ienz Sc K zavodnm phi
hlasil. ostatni isou Indie, Spa
n6lsko, Francie, Britick6 ostro-
w, Filipiny a Australasia.
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ZapajGeno laskavosti News
= TSrC 2S
i%gEEI- ~ Tlas 49,

YOU, kdyby nepozila rovnez IL
hovin. kdyby jedna zemrela,
druha zemrela by tez. Nikoli
nasledkem zastaveni dychani,
ale smrt nastala by nasledkem
septicke otravy behem "A az
SO hodin. Zajimavo jest tez,
re jedna ze sester jest vdova $
dorostlym dit6tem, kdezto dru
ha jest svobodna. Jest to po-
divny pripad."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-19
Garrett P. Serviss
Emfnent Astronomer and Authority
ON Subjects OF Scientific
Interest.

Emenent Astronomer and Authority
ON Subjects OF Scientific
g Interest.
AMONG the questions that are
~ never answered for every
body In that Of the genuine
nssS and the cause. Of the curious
performances attributed to the
''bakuette," or "divining rod" AS
everybody has heard. this is usually
employed in the search, for under
ground water sources. although IT IL
also sometimes consulted about the
locsfion of metallic veins and other
hidden things. p +..',-
Recently. In the French Revue
desE Sciences" a writer has sug-
gesfed that the power to, detect
subEerranean water is real quality
pos&essed by certain persons Of
peculiar nervous organization. ard
set sintb operation by impressions
received through some form of
radiant energy which escapes the
notice Of the great majority of man
kind. '.l... a. -. >.,..,.,
OF course. there is nothing essen
tally new in this suggestion. and.
moreover, It offers an explanation
no purely Hypothetical in appear
ance. and 80 general in it's terms,
that 1t is not likely to receive much
credit. At the same time there are
considerations which. tend to give It
some support Speaking of the
alleged impression received from the
unseen water, the writer says: -, 2
n does not reach the level Of
theeconsciousness. or stimulate the
wills,of the recipient, but neverthe-
lesshit determines movements which
he ,pdoes not perceive, and thus
cauSes the baguette gto turn In his
hand independently,Iof his volitionsn
Al long as'no supernatural ele-
merit il invoked. there Is no serious
Objection to considering such q sug-.
geston. especially when. as in this
cas@ the cause Of the 'unconscious
movements appears to be analogous
to those which operate IN tother
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By Arthur Stringer, :
Wsll-known Novelist and Author
of Countrywide Rsputatioa.


said, to Danish the frown.
And she repeated the act
more abundantly than before.
"Oh. Lover, Lover! she MUIR
INJURED contentedly, like a note OF
music struck from drowsy strings.
1t was almost noon, the next day,
when Storrow wakened. 1t took
some time to shake off the sense OF
guilt aroused by hours so unseemly
for a worker, since thereafter he
intended to be a worker. The fact
that Torrie was already one Of that
guild served as a goad to his restless
spirit, so that in his moments of
abstraction his mind harped back to
the laying out Of his novel, fretting
about 1t as a farm collie frets about
a woodchuck hole.
Torrie, Storrow realized for the
first time. would always want to
sleep late. This, he realized, meant
that his mornings would be lost, I'M
less he had a corner of his own to
work in. And, above all things, he
wanted to get his teeth set on the
bone Of invention while the appetite
to create was strong within him and
the demands to justify existence
were rigorous about him.
Then he no longer thought about
himself. Instead, he sat up in bed
and stared down at the still sleeping
woman beside him. 1t could always
hold his attention, that sleeping
face, touched with a mystery that
was second only to the mystery of
death. And she slept as peacefully
and abandonedly as a child. Her
lips, slightly parted, were red and
vfscid the foreshortened lines curv-
ing into what looked like a pout of
protesting childishness.
He could see the steady pulse
beat in the hollow of the white neck
and the ramified blue veining in the
dusky eyelids where the faint fan
like tracery of the laughter-lines
gave a countering touch of maturity
to the face. Yet the entire attitude
of the relaxed body impressed him
as one of trust, of trust in him, of
trust in some sterner force to which
it had forlornly surrendered.
She was, fundamentally and pri-
moridally, his mate, his life partnerA
And there was no trace of carnality
In the kiss, light as a feather-touch,
with which he brushed the upturned
point of her bare shoulder. She
stirred and turned little, with an
indrawn breath that was almost a
sigh, and then lapsed back into un-
broken slumber.
Hard at Work. +''a
Storrow, holding his breath. moved
slowly and cautiously away and
finally slipped out of bed. guarding
each movement to make sure that
he was not awakening her. Later,
disturbed by the chiiiness OF the
room from the opened window, he
tiptoed to the bedside and softly
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The Wine q of Life


Sdrew the tumbledo coverihFss App
about her shoulders. Then he as
quietly tiptoed away again.
Storrow, when Torrie wakened,
was hard at work, with an empty
coffee cup beside him and an ever
increasing array of written sheets
before him. The determination to
create, as he sounded the possibili-
ties of his long-nursed romance of
the Northland. merged into fever
to create. But IL was stiff labor,
that manipulation of a new medium,
and involved a concentration tend
ing to leave him unconscious of time
and place. Torrie, with eyes still
heavy from sleep, stared at him for
a puzzled moment or two, murmdred,
You old ink-coolier and slipped
away for her bath.
Storrow, all the while, was far off
in the sub-arctics, unconscious OF
those ablutionary sounds which had
once so held his attention, oblivious
to Tories return in her heelless
Turkish slippers and loose fitting
bathrobe. 1t was actual hunger
more than her movements about
the room that finally brought him
out OF MS trance.
They prepared their meal to-
gether in Storrow's kitchenette,
which camp life had taught him to
keep orderly. Every woodsman, he
explained, to Torrie,. as he presided
, over skillet and coffee, pot with g
I quiet dexterity which startled her,
had to learn to cook.
There were no restaurants and
IAff fv, Do
4. Grounds. Torrie, Kirdling up her
loose robe until the, white ankles
showed above the Turkish slippers,
brought the matutinal Newspaper
d and milk and rolls from the studio
door, and went about laying The
table for two, grooming as she
worked ----- -.... ..........
An Unanswfred Problem,
They ate side by'sfie, with Tor
rie's. arm Naeross ms back ~of her
husbands chair. They ate,r in fact,
with the Honest ,appetitesl Of The
healthy pyoung animals athey'swere
and when they had finished they
sat with their slippered feet up on
the radiator top and the gray coils
of cigarette smoke slowly ascend
ing to the skylight.
Its a great. life II you don't
weaken" contentedly remar ked Tor
rie with her head against Storrow's
shoulder, repeating a. Broadway
catch-li of the day. So
"What'n make us weaken7r de-
manded Storrow, not understanding
the allusion. 49,
That question, however, remained
unanswered. For almost. as Il was
uttered the studio door opened and
pert young figure in gray came
to a sudden standstill.
"Hully geer' she said aloud as
she surveyed the two figures on
the far side of the room. Here's
where / beat itr'
Ito Be Continued Monday nv
published by arrangement with Intsrna
tional Feature Service, Ino.)
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EFT RICH-QUICK WALLINGFOT
Delightful Serial of Adventure,
Intrigue and the Triumph of
Love Over Dishonesty.

said the Judge. Tomorrow, gentle
men. at three. we meet again in
our new offices. Is that agreeable?"
Perfectly, Judge" said the ar.
fable Wallingford. land in the
meantime. don't forget to come to-
night and bring your families"
II there was shred of scepti-
cism among the new investors in
The Universal Covered Carpet Tack
Co. J. Rufus wallingford did his
best to dispel it as he shook hands
with each. individual.
To Colonel Battles he gave assur-
ance that the book he wanted would
soon be on hand-to Mr.. Welles
that the site he had picked out was
certain to be satisfactory to tho
mayor and that they would reap a
golden harvest: to Mr.. Gunther that
it was the, most fortunate event in
his life when he happened to be
among the directors of the new
corporation.
Now. there is no question that
ordinarily these same investors
would not part with dollar from
one hand unless they could see
their return in the other hand, but
so much had they been carried off
their feet by the personality and
glowing persuasion of wallingford
that they all saw themselves as mil.
lionaires as they left the Palace Ho-
tel.
When they had gone and while
Fannie, with her book of notes
open before her, sat surveying the
scene Eddie Lamb again called
himself to the attention of the
great man.
Say, Mr.. Wallingford, amt
going to get in on this tack propo-
sition?"
Ito Be Continued Mondayl
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Dempsey, sorry we had any trouble.
I apologize
That's all right, Mr.. Dempsey"
Can you take few notes,
Fannie?" asked the Judge.
The newly appointed secretary re-
sumed her chair, and finding q
sheet Of paper and pencil on the
little table. nodded her readiness,
while Mr.. Dempsey and Clint Har-
kins backed out OF the room.
Not far from Fannie stood the
Battles brothers, Mr.. Welles, Abe
Gunther, Eddie Lamb and Henry
Quig. Removed from their late en-
thusiasm they were looking at
things from coldly practical
standpoint as Judge hampton be-
gan speaking.
Now. gentlemen" said the
Judge, this corporation is to be
known as The Universal Covered
Carpet Tack Co. Mr.. J. Rufus
Wallingford, G. w. Battles. Tim
othy Battles, Henry Quig, Richard
Welles and Abe Gunther are to
form the above company, each put
ting in $25,000."
All Cooked Up.
These gentlemen" went on the
Judge. "are the original incorpora-
tors and will also go on the first
board Of directors-we incorporate
for 900, Of which stock Mr.,
Wallingford retains 81 per cent.
That's right, Judge" agreed WAL
Iingford, smiling on the group.
After the purchase by the gentle
men named that will leave s125.000
to be distributed among the small
investors"
And the factory Site" broke in
welles; don't forget that's to. be
bought from the Welles Realty Co."
Make a note of that, Fannie"
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BY William F.. Kirk


WISH it cud be fall all the
time, l sed. / feel 30 strong.
. DO, you, Bobby, !. sed Pa.
Then you can saw little wood for,
yure deer, mother, sed Pa. all
ways felt strong in the fall wen I
was child, too, sed Pa.
/ feel too strong to saw wood.
sed. 1 want to play football 4 dash
thru the line, l sed. -, -
You dash out to the woodshed, ).
sed Pa.
Our teacher sed we shud not do
hard labor until we was fully
crowned up, l. sed. Our teecher sed
hard work sulli-fied us.
You meen stuhy-fied, sed Ma &
0hen yure teecher is rong. ,Dr
: How do you know? sed Pau You
newer sawed wood Wen you was
a-chtldsnsed Pa. YoN AawedgrDe.'
sed Ra,& from that time on yiye
life was happy & eesy one. <sed
Pa.
What a pun-gent Jest, sed Ma.
How brite you are.
Brite is rite. sed Pa & l worked
hard wen 1 was a child, too, 1t
newer stulty-fied me, or ossffied
me neither, sed Pa. L thing Bobbie
will feel better & stronger after he
has sawed that wood. sed Pa.
So / went out & sawed wood. /
doant know why 1t Is that Kids
newer like to saw wood. 1t amt
any harder than playing football,
but jest the saim ii is rheener to
do, guess beekaus football is play
& saving wood is work. If saving
wood was gain 1 think 1t would
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Follow This Great: Story Here. Then
4 Watch for It on the Screen at the
Y Leading Theaters.

Fannie looked and was interested
/ Yes 1t is; it's one of the best
: things / ever saw; it out to be
worth fortune"
Wallingford glanced down at one
Of the products remaining in his
+ own palm and soto voice asked
himself II the COMPOUNDED idea was
really any good. Had he, by acct
dent, hit ION something he could
turn into an honest fortune?. The
thought seemed 80 preposterous
that he smiled. -
- "If it's your invention you ought
.to-be proud of IT, said Fannie
:. III am--by the way. Mr.. Daw says
you think you won't take that posi-
ton" -
II, did say that to Mr.. DAw,"
said Fannie, looking him squarely
: in the seye, but I've changed my
mind since then" .r,
.WaJlingford was startled. "oh,
you have?"
Eyes. What are my duties to
boz"
= Sort, of private and confidential
secretary"
with few secrets to keep"
suggested Fannie.
I'm sure / can trust you with
anything" replied the gallant Wal
lingford, more and more impressed
with the beauty and acumen of this
girl.
az. hope, So" said Fannie.
do you know" Wallingford went
on, I'm tickled to death about this.
little Eirl-Id have been heart
broken IL you'd turned down this Of
fer-after what happened today
why, I've told Dempsey"
That's. all over and past. Mr..
Wallingford."
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THE RHYMING
OPTIMIST
BY Aline Michaelis-
Ennui.
SAW a man the other day whose

r SAW a man the other day whose
plight was very doleful his
: mind seemed rowing far away,
his eyes were sad and soulful. He
could not lift the poodle up nor wa
ter the canary; he could not lead the
brindle pup nor call the cassowary.
They tied his children to fence
their noise might hurt him, maybe).
and when the circus moved its tents.
they left 1t take the baby. Because,
although a baby's nice and some
folks for one languish, this man con-
siders them a vice; they stir his
(. soul to anguish. When / beheld this
dismal case / pitied the poor duffer,
for woe was stamped upon his face,
+ felt how he must suffer. And so
called a doctor out to see what allied
the victim: this doctor was learned
scout, and that was why l picked
him. He gaZed upon the poor chaps
tongue; he slapped him and he poked
him; he pounded him on limb and
lung and otherwise provoked him. 1
waited with an anxious heart to
. hear him. solve the riddle; but. said
the doc: I'm every part he's fit as
any fiddlel His head and heart are
both o, X. his lungs and legs are
splendid; he's quite the strongest
chap, I'll say. ever have attended
No doubt tits ennui make him yawn
and look so sad and seedy, so let
him NOW the whole back lawn, where
1t Is tall and weedy. For ennui.is a
dread disease that makes folks most
unhappy; they go to pink and pur-
pie tea and act nhorose and snappy."
Time proved the wise NJ. ID. was
right; that glum mans griefs are
over;-a they make him work from
morn till night, and SO he lives in
clover.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-19
BObbie and His Pa

De fun, but IL will newer be a gain.
ia calm out in the yard & watch
ed me saving wood. That is the
the Kind of thing that maiks the
.Mqssels stand out on yure arms &
legs q back, sed Pa. Look at me.
sed Pa sawed all the wood / saw
Wen Twas yung, sed Pa.
1T maiks blisters on my hands. I
sed.
So does a baseball bat & a shiny
stick, sed Pa.
1T maiks my hack AXE. too, 1 sed.
So does leep frog, sed Pa.
But gains is differnt than hard
work, / sed.
Hard work is moar noabler, tho,
sed Pa. Think of yure father, Bob
bic. sed Pa. BY hard work & in
. dustery, sed Ia, yure father rose
to the high posishun ware he now
ostapds, vsed Pa, looking at you
saNtUf ~opI red pa.
Cud you saw wood good? 1 sed.
1 bet you cuddent, / sed.
Is that so? sed Pa. Give me that
saw, sed Pa. & Pa took the saw &
sawed sum sticks quicker than I
cud.
But you are short wind-ed, 1 sed.
You cuddent keep that up.
Is that so? sed Pa. Talk my
watch & time me, sed Pa. & Pa
gived me his watch & he sawed
wood for y a hour & all the wood
was sawed.
You done fine. I toald Pa. Now
i can go play foot ball, cant i?
You bet you can, sed Pa, & with
that he'd Of yures thay shud maik
you captin of the team, sed Pa.