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Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
MR.. BOWSER
STARTS REFORM
But Il IL Worse Than the
Evil He Would Cure.
By M. QUAD.

(G. 1891. By Mcclure NeWspapsr Syndicate.y
Nothing SO irritates Mr.. Bowser as
to have the street peddlers 60 up
and down, in front Of his house, yell
Ing their wares, and, on many occa-
sions. he has gone out and quarreled
with them. but he has found them
claiming their rights, their licenses
from the city permitting them to yell.
The other night, as MIR. Bowssr sat
reading. a vegetable peddler stopped
at his gate and kept calling out, for
five long minutes. He had a voice
like hand-saw trying to saw a
spike In two. and 1t must have made
other people nervous. Mrs. Bowser
feured that there would be q riot, and
she began to drum on the piano. to
distract Mr.. Bowser's attention. 1t
vas in vain, however. He rose up
with the exclamation:
by thunder, woman, do you think
am going to stand that?"
HE will go home, presently" an
swered Mrs. Bowser, drumming louder
than before.
"Stop that internal racket! Isn't It
bad enough to hear that fellow yell7
am going out and kill him. He is
the one Of all the ones who make
this trouble. Just listen to his
voice! Why, 1t would scare baby to
death!"
"Mr. Bowser, just wait one minute
and he will drive on"
Il won't wait one blamed second {!
Don't you come out and mix in! There
will be gore flying around, and I may
also tip his wagon over and kill his
horse!"
Mr.. Bowser rushed down the hall
and out Of doors. He was bare-headed
and wore his dressing gown. The
peddler had not moved on. He was
not going to. He sat there in his seat
in comfortable position, and he was
going to yell as long as he wanted to.
He saw Mr.. Bowser coming out, and
lie. called and he shouted:
II have got them! Do you want
some string beans? They are on a
string! have onions and potatoes
and cucumbersl I have some Of the
incest celery here that king ever
chewed on! Oh-oh-oh! Come and
buyl"
Mr.. Bowser came! And he had
ground glass in his voice. as he said /:
"t4ook here, old Teller. you want to
quit this! II you don't, I am going to
murder your
"Say, old party, what ails you?"
"Tll show you what ails mel II
you holler again, there'll be blood
shed!"
Come, now, but got to holler, or
the folks won't know / am here. You
wouldn't have known was here. I
an only making my living and you
shouldn't object. Is 1t my voice you
complain OFF,
"Of course complain about itp
answered Mr.. Bowser. ut is the worst
voice in the United States!"
'1'll tell you what is the trouble
with my voice, Mr.. Bowser, for, you
Gee, know you. I was fool enough
to bet five dollars that could put a
billiard ball in my mouth. put it there,
but could not get 1t out again. The
doctors worked at me for two days,
and they knocked out most Of my
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Recall Date October 2s.

Blsmarck.-North Dnkota's recall
election aimed at state officers elected
With Nonpartisan League endorsement
will be held Friday, October %. under
II proclamation prepared by Thomas
Hall. secretary of state.
The. proclamation has been mailed
out to county auditors. who will post
formal notice of the election. Prepare
iinm for the proclamation began i'm.
rletli"tely after check Of recall pc.
titions had showed the number of sig.
natures obtained was from 1000 to
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
IRELAND ACCEPTS INVITATION
Do Valera viii Head Sim Fein Dele
cation to Inverness,

S0 VasSTd VIII 0SdQ OHM rein Oele.
cation to Inverness.
Dulin-Sinn Fein's reply to the Brit.
ish invitation to conference at In.
verness on Sept. 20 was forwarded to
Premier Lloyd George, it was officially
announced here. The note of the Dali
Eireann accepts the British premier's
invitation.
1t was reliably reported here that
Sim Fein's delegation to Inverness
would be President Eamonn De Va.
lera, Arthur Griffith, Robert Barton,
Professor Mac Neil and Erskine Chill.
ders.
The presence Of De Valera at the
head of the Sim Fein plenipotentiaries
occasioned surprise in view Of the fact
that he was authoritatively reported to
have coded his place to Griffith.
The reply of the Dali Eireann &C.
cepting the British invitation to the
conference includes reservation re.
garding the allegiance of Ireland to
the British crown, it was stated.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
British Cruiser Arrives in New
York Harbor with Bodies
of Fifteen.
IMPRESSIVE CEREMONY
Boom of Salute Guns and Toll Of
Church Bells Greet Arrival Of Flu.
neral Ship and Landing
Of Collins.

New York.-Resting in flag shroudetl
caskets, covered with masses of flow
ers and guarded by armed men of n
friendly foreign nation. the bodies of
Commander Louis III. AaXlield and IA
OF his cOmradeS-victimS of the Xl{-o
disaster at Hull, Engand-arrivptl
home on the British cruiser Dauntless.
Far out as sea the Daunt!ess was
met by destroyer division Of the IT,
$. navy. AS it ncared port, the es-
cort was augmented by Il fleet of sea-
planes, representing the arm of the
service for which the victims gave
their lives.
Bells Are ToiIed.
AS the funeral ship came uD the
harb0r, the forts Numbered salute.
church bells tollcd on the Brooklyn
and Staten Island shores and passing
craft dipped their colors in reverential
salutes.
The Dauntless proceeded directly to
the navy yard in Brooklyn where
British soldiers tenderIy carried the
bodies from the deck of their craft
ana delivered them to the keeping of
their former comrudeS-in-arms on the
pier. The llag-draped caskets were
Kept under the watchful eyes Of
guard of honor in the yard chapel over
night where they were next day rem
dered the honor that the navy pays to
Its heroic dead.
The 10 caskets, each draped in an
American flag. were carried on what
Is known as the after supcrstructure
deck Of the Dauntless. 4 monster
gun, it's muzzle shrOuded in funeral
colors. stretched over the bodies, ar
ranged in three rows on the war crafts
deck.
Swish of Water Only Noise.
a silence almost supulchral in eff
feet. hung over the funeral ship as
She proceeded up the harbor. Except
for the barking of her guns, as they
spoke 81 times I'm the usual salute
of courtesy given by warcraft enter
ing Il foreign port, the only noise was
the swish of water at her bow, the &C.
casional clanliing of Chain or q COM
mand. given in muffled tones.
AS the Dauntless passed guaran-
tine Il navy tug carrying Captain G.
NJ. ToZer, representing the secretary
of the navy. and Commander G. II.
Robinson. representing the comman-
tlant Of the New York navy. went
alongside and the American officers
climbed aboard.
At the navy yard the Dauntless
bcrthed opposite the Brazilian battle
ship AIinas Geras. whose entire crew
waS standing ut attention on deck
company of blue iackets and a COM
pany of marines acted as an escort
to Commandant Vogclgesang and his
staff. who were in waiting to receive
il,n hnlias
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Laugh Al First Phone

The telephone was born from the
brain Of an American but IS years
ago. the first instrument being q sort
of crude harmonica. with q clock
spring reel, magnet and wire.
The first time II talked was on
March 10. 1875; capitalism laughed Il
1t and refused for several years to
finance the scientific toy.,'' The Pc.
Rod Of experiment did not end until
1888 and the country's greatest wire
system has really existed only sinea
1895.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Highly Complimentary a.

I'VE are going to hold you, Mr..
Bagrox for $4,000 ransom said the
leader of the band of kidnapers.
you fiatter me-" responder the vic.
tim. bowling courteously. II am not
Ragrox the banker, but a citizen Of no
financial worth whatever. know OF
no one In the world who would pay
10 cents to secure my release. So
you Gun Imagine how 1sappreciate the
compliment. kansas City Star.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
SHOP CRAFTS VOTE TO STRIKE
Action Is Protest Against Wage Gu,
by Rail Labor Board.

Cleveland = Boilermakers, black.
smiths, machinists, carmen, electrical
workers and sheet metal workers en-.
ployed by various railroads have voted
to strike in protest to the wage re.
duction ordered by the United states
Railway Labor board, according to
two representatives Of the railroad de-
partment of the American Federation
of Labor.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
The Conferences Ended.

The Conferences Ended.
I'm waiting for my wife. . said the
bold, bad man to an attractive young
woman he met in department store.
'Yes?"
"Are you shoppingT
mo"
"i1aye you any particular place to
60 just now?' ..s
'No."
Couldn't er-become better ac-
quainted?'' Z .3 q
I'VE could, but don't think 1t VIII
be necessary If you behave yourself.
Tn the store detective"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Noted Negro Is Dead.

Shreveport, Lac. c. Antoine, col.
ored lieutenant governor of Louisiana
in the 70's. is dead ct his home here.
He was IS years old. While serving
as lieutenant governor, he, at times.
acted as governor.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
Bank Messenger Robbed.

st. Louis, Mo.-An armed bandit
boarded street car in the central part
Of the city, held up a colored messen.,
ger Of the North st. Louis Trust com
pany, and robbed him Of $4,000 in
currency. 81
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22

me01C1ne. We are
very fond Of children
and tor . consider
able time after We
married / feared /
would not have any
owing to my weak
condition. I began
taking Lydia E.
|Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and
now ! have q nice
strong healthy baby
0ir1 cay, h0nns<lS :,
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
2 Killed bal Auto craah.

st. Paul-Two persons were killed
and third seriously injured when an
automobile in which they were riding
collided with 500 line train No. So
about one mile east Of Withrow, near
Saltwater
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
EvanaeIIst quito PuIplt.

Chicago-Rev. Paul RAIDER. widely
known evangelist and pastor of the
Moody church Of Chicago for the last
six years, has resigned to devote his
entire time to foreign missionary
work,
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22
THIS YOUNG
mother
Tells Childless Women VIA,
Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Did for Her

Millston, Wis. -s.I want to give you
Q word Of praise for your wonderful
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1921-09-22

Berlin Electrical Service Restored.
Berlin-The strike of electricians
which tied up all the electrical ser.
vices in Berlin, was settled.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-17
ALTA TODAY
RARE GEM
IN SCREEN SETTING

The screen version of "Kismet,"
Robertson-Cole sGper-special, in
which Otis skinner makes his debut on
the silver sheet. and which is now
showing at the Alta Theatre, is a mag.
nificent spectacle. Like page from a
fairy tale of old reads the description
of the WaZir Mansur's palace. con-
structed for a sequence IN "Kismet.
The floor of this enchanted palace
is of Mosaic marble in pastel shades
of blue, lavendar, nile green and pink,
which on the screen presents a soft
misty gray appearance The colon
AIDES and arches seem to be wrought OF
'purest gold, inlaid with Jewels The
platform al the far end of the great
room where the Mansur holds his au-
diences. is drapped with silks Of the
most exquisite colors and on the floor
about the room are strewn cushions
and rugs of silks and velvets of such
texture and beauty as to move the
most blase to words of admiration.
Truly a gorgeous setting and one
worthy of presenting to the screen.
Otis Skinner, Americas most cele,
brated romantic actor in his greatest
stage success.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-17
MOTION
PICTURE NEWS
ARCADE TODAY
TOM MIX DUE HERE IN
his LATEST PICTURE

The presentation Of a new Tom
Mix picture is always an important
theatrical event ON Mix by this time
has become so popular a tavorite that
each picture he makes arouses a great
deal Of interest in advance, His latest
film Prairie Trails" William Fox
production, announced as The attrac-
Iion at the Arcade Theatre today, is
from the popular novel by James 4
Hendryx, author of THE Texan.
which also was filmed recently with
Mix as the star,
Booksellers report that the novel of
western life, always pleasing to large
classes OF readers is gaining in pcpu-
larity by leaps and bounds 1t has long
passed all other kinds Of novels. Pres
ident-elect Harding and Vice Presi
dent-elect Coolidge, il is Well known,
prefer western novels To any other
brand Just as President Wilson pre-
fers detective stories. And the western
motion picture is Keeping pace in
popularity with the western novel
Prairie Trails" continues the ad-
ventures OF Tex Benton, whose love
story was told in The Texan"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-17
HE THREW III AWAY.

LOS ANGELES. May 16.-(A. P.)-
Sacramento and Los Angeles divided
a double header yesterday. the An
gels taking the first game, 10 to ?,
and the Solons the second, 4 to /.
Niehoffs home run with two on
bases in the first inning was the de-
Gliding factor of the first game. The
visitors clinched the second contest in
the second inning. Ryan, Sacramen-
to outf!elder. was put out of the sec
ond game in the seventh inning for
disputing a decision by Umpire By
ron. In the fifth frame Pitcher
Faeth caused a mild sensation by hurl-
ing the ball toward the grand stand
and his glove to the dugout when or
dered from the box by Manager Rog-
ers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-17

SEATTLE, May 1G.-tA. PD-Se-
attle made it six out OF seven by win
ming the final game Of the Oakland
series, 5 to 8. Oakland won the first
game in 10 innings, to 5. The first
game was a slugging affair, with Sc
attle outhitting their opponents but
failing to make capital out of their
hits. In the second game Demaree
bested Krause in a pitching duel, the
Oaks pitcher paving the way for hi.
own defeat by throwing wild to frs
in the third inning. Mack Miller an6
Cooper hit home runs over the fence
with men on bases.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-17
MING0 COUNTY MINE
II WAR IS QUIET TODAY

WILLIAMSON. West Va, May 16.--
(C. p.5-Peace hopes in the Mingc
county mine war We're strengthened
at sunup when the snipers' positions
in the West Virginia hills We're quiet
Authorities, however, feared a new
attack on the half dozen mining towns
in the Eng river valley might open at
anytilte. The trivial in Pike county,
kentucky. of two companies Of
gnardsnIen quieted the snipers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-17
WOMEN!. BUY NO DYE
BUT "DIAM0ND DYES

Unless you ask for Diamond Dyes
YOU may get a poor dye that streaks'
spots fades and ruins your goods
Every package Of Diamond Dyes con
tains simple directions for nome dye-
ing or tinting any new. rich, fadeless
color into garments or draperles of any
material. No mistakes! No failures.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-17
Catarrh

Catarrh ia a local disease greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATAKRH MEDICINE Is
Tonic and Blood Purifier. BY cleansing
the blood and building up the System,
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE restores
normal conditions and allows Nature to
10 its work.
An Druggists. Circulars free.
F. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, Ohio.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-17

Boston scientists declare the hot
dog the most nourishing of all sand
witches. The "Frankfurter" sand
wich, selling for a nickel and scorned
by many, contains two hundred and
fifty calories. while the higher priced
corned beef, tongue, cheese and ham
Sandwiches yield below two hundred
calories.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-17
SENATE AND HOUSE ARE
= ! + r = = i ! + i ! + i + +
BOTH BUSY DISCUSSING
= = i = = + = , + + = = + d
MANY IMPORTANT BILLS


+ Seuate-Considers the naval =
= tIll. The interstate commerce Z
+ committee continues railroad in s
! yc@tigation. +
+ House-Considers the Kellogg =
+ bill wing the president power +
+ or cable landings The judi )
i cialy committee continues hear +
: ings on the prohibition supple i
+ inert.
+ + = = = + i + !. + + : i
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-17

working on the Columbia river high
way near the Desehutes river. Army
accoutremcnts were found in the
graves.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-05-24
SOUTH AM

After a conference with his
newly elected staff Of Oficers, Otto
II. Miller recently Installed as
grand orient of the newly instituted
Hindustan Court No. 9 or the
Orient, announced that the first pig
function under the auspices OF TINS
new organization would be held IN
the State Armory, New BrunsW'ck'
June 3. Great plans are being maze
for this affair which Will be entlre-
lv for members of the Court of the
Orient whether from this or n
other county in the state. Ten acts
of fine vaudeville and smokes-lots
of 'em and all free, ~nou the
committee in charge OF the event.
Morgan Beach seems to grow IN
popular favor every year. SUNDAY
was a banner day for this booming
little beach resort when severa!
hundred people from Newark n
New/York were present at an I'M
ofivLl opening for the season. a
HeZ4Hsxery bungalow along the
beach was>Qccupied during n Weeh
ana. The beach affords wonderful
hathing facilities, the only thing
hacking Is the absence of bathing
houses If an organized publicity
campaign was started this beach
could easily be made one OF the
most popular in this section.
south Amboy experienced its sec
Ana Armistice Day demonstration
this morning at Z o'clock. when for
fulk4 fifteen minutes every whlstie
ana bell in the city was loosed IN
announcement of h fact that !ne
drive for the American Legion
/bpilding fund was officially unoer
Z way.
A monster class initiation VIII be
held under the auspices of Good
Intent Council of New Brunswick,
Jr. o. U. A. NJ, on June 16. South
Amboy's crack initiation team has
been asked to do the work at TINS
time. The reputation of h local
team is being spread into the far
corners of the state
The rumor of the big terminal
project has been once more brought
to light In this city. A large prop
ertv owner in the section under con-
sideration recently received another
handsome gift as an option on ms
property. Friends of Frank Seid-
Ter do not hesitate to say that the
proprietor of New jerseys famous
shore dinner resort has sold his
place, but still retains a two year
~suatoting privilege. The rumors
at last seem to have some solid
foundation.
Miss Marie Coakley and Anna
pooling who are in training at
z Brooklyn Training School FOR
Nurses, spent the week end here
with their parents.
Henry Leonard motored to Ro-
selle Sunday. .
Members of Joel Parker Council
No. SOS building committee are
offering a new 1921 model touring
car on the cooperative plan.
Albert M%ortenson and Miss Tile
slower We're Keyport visitors Sun
day afternoon.
Within the next few weeks DR..
JACQUES expects to vacate his old
quarters on Broadway and occupy
the spacious store in the Trust
Company building. The building
viii be fitted up with entirely new
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-05-24
MISS EVELYN DAM bach
WEEDS ANTHONY P. SAVAGE

rBy Evening News Correspondent
FORDS, May 24.-Miss Evelyn
Dambach, of Fords and Anthony L.
Savage, of Brooklyn, were married In
Orr Lady of Peace church in Fords,
last Wednesday morning at ~
o'clock with Rev. C. r. Prendergast
officiating at the ceremony. The
bride was attired in a gown of blue
charmeuse and hat to match whlle
the bridesmaid, Miss Alice Dam
bach, a sister of the bride. wore blue
tafeeta with hat to match. Vlncent
Savage, sJr.. a brother of the groom
was the best man.
7 After the ceremony at the church
the nuptials were celebrated at a re-
ception at the home of the brides
parents, where the couple received
numerous lovely gifts. Among the
guests at the reception were Mr.. ana
Mrs. Savage and family. of Brooklyn,
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Dambach and
family. of Perth Amboy; Mrs. Meyer.
OF South River; Sergeant and Mrs.
Mcclure and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs
John Flynn, of New Brunswick; MISS
Mildred Parsons. Of New York; Mrs.
Young. Mrs. Maher, Mr. and Mrs.
Church, of Perth Anlboy, the Misses
Sarah and Mildred Dambach, a
ters william and Harold Dambach,
Messrs. John and Joseph Dambach.
Vincent Higgins, Gallagher ana
Aleck and Mrs. Cook, of Railway
Mr.. and Mrs. Dambach, the Misses
Marie and Madeline Rogan. of Fords.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-05-24
At the Crescent

What are Lying Lips?"
One might just as we'll ask: What
wrecks shimmering castles of
dreams?" what destroys fondest
hopes?" what turns men and wo-
men into spiteful, cynical persons?"
For the answer is plain-"Lying
Lips"
That Is why Thomas H. Ince chose
this title for his second big picture
to be released through Associated
Producers. 1t is the story of a beau
tifully polished, fragilely lovely
woman: a oma who Is an ultra
product OF wealth and the best soci-
ETY., brought up by conventional
standards and we'll calculated to stir
the hearts of men.
She was different. She completely
captured the heart Of a stalwart.
rugged mans man. a man unused to
the caprices and guiles of women.
She whispered the tender words: Il
love you" and transported him into
heaven. Then, in a crucial moment,
her courage deserted her. She vas
not strong enough to proclaim her
love to the world and in her lovely
face he saw only the hateful spec
tacle of deceit-of Lying Lips"
They turned his love to scorn, his
to contempt. Courage was
the measuring rod with which he
gagged life and people. To find that
the woman ne had worshipped was a
weakling. mere puppet pulled about
by the strings of convention, froze his
big valiant nature into cold aversion.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-05-24
THEATRES


Mona Lisa. the dark-eyed "vamp"
who out sirens Cleopatra in ITO
Please One Woman" showing at the
Ditmas Theatre this week, has her
own idea as to the best plan to win
favors from the fair sex.
Mans usual method of seeking to
please a woman" says the Kipling-
esque lady. sis to shower her with
gifts and seek to prove to her by
every manner of means that he Is
her slave. Some girls. especially the
so-called .gold-diggers'' who are out
after all they can get, may prefer
men of this type. But l don't think
worthwhile girls do. The girl worth
winning doesn't want to be deluged
with gifts. She usually prefers the
mar who is rather Indifferent to her
charms. He at least piques her Curl
osity, and usually that is the first
step toward winning her heart"
idle Hands," now showing at the
Ditmas Theatre Is a production by
Lester Park and Edward Whiteside
Of New York, directed by Frank
Reicher. which with an excellent cast
including Gail Kane, Thurston Hall,
J. Herbert Frank, Ted Lewis and
Mile. Dazzle, develops the story of q
young girl who, in search of excite
ment and adventure goes to New
York where she becomes involved in
some unhappy circumstances. The
story Is from the pen Of Willard King
Bradley.