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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22
ELVINS

Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Hulsey, and Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. Hulsey went to Farm
ington Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grover Cooksey and
baby, Ruby Lee, and Mrs. Margaret
Kinney and Mr.. and Mrs. August
Miller were visiting in Doe Run Sun
day.
Joe Hicks left the first of the week
for Greenway, Ark.
Mrs. Henry Propst is very ill at
this writing.
BenniA Sparks, of st. Louis, visited
relatives and friends here Monday.
Miss Bessie Hale, of St. Louis, ar
rived here Wednesday for visit with
relatives and friends.
Bill Black and DR.. Reece were Flat
River visitors Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Cooksey and
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Newland went to
Bonnie Terre Sunday to visit Msr. M.
E. Cooksey.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Dettmer and
children motored here from st. Louis
Sunday to visit relatives.
Ed and VIM. Hall were st. Louis
visitors Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. Joe Bible is on the sick list.
Edna Conrad and Arthur Tucker
and Effie Goggens and Cleda Conrad
motored to Bismarck Sunday.
Miss Lille Wood was Flat River
visitor last week.
Mrs. Sam Wolfe has been i'll the
past week.
Mrs. Wilkerson, who mas been very
i'll for some time, is no better.
Mrs. w. F. Douglas, of Melzo, who
has been visiting her daughter, Mrs.
Louise Cooksey, for the past week,
has returned to her home at Melzo.
Harry Layne of st. Francois and
Fred Layne of DeSoto were guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Cooksey the latter
part Of the week.
Mrs. j. Thompson, of Bismarck,
passed through Elvins Wednesday.
Geo. McClary and son, Clyde, visit
ed MIR. McClary's brother at Bellevue
Sunday.
Mrs. VIM. Moore is on the sick list.
Edith, Emmett and Roy Jansen Wis
tied theif parents at Doe Run Satur-
day and Sunday.
Mrs. Lucy Stevens took carbolic ac-
Id, by mistake, Wednesday, and for a
while was in a critical condition. But
later report is that she is better and
will probably recover 5aiiss
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22
KNOB LICK

Miss Myrtle Porter, of Pennington,
spent day the past week here.
Marguerite Parmely spent Sunday
afternoon with her friend, Lavina
Webb.
Patt Acuff went to the Lead Belt
Monday to seek employment.
1t is reported that Miss Pearl Nc
Dowell, who has been i'll for some
time, is improving.
z. l.. Rodgers was Pennington
caller Tuesday.
Rev. Yount, of Marquand, filled his
appointment here from Friday until
Sunday. Large crowds were in at
tendance.
Miss Maud Sutherland spent Sum
day with Mrs. D. F. Draper.
G. V. Bowling, Of Pennington, was
guest of friends here Sunday.
Price Bayless, of Bonnie Terre, is
guest of relatives and friends at this
place.
Mrs. C. E. Snyder and daughter,
Mrs. Maurice, spent day recently
with Mrs. E. L. Rodgers.
You can't get it in Pennington
now. But after May 7th you can at
Davis Music Store.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. F. Draper, who
have been spending their vacation at
their home here, left for st. Louis
Tuesday.
Mrs. Rena Bayless, of Elvins, was
down the weekend making prepara-
tions to move her household goods to
Elvins, where she and her two sons
will reside.
The Fairview school closed last Fri
day.
Harry Wilkerson, of the Lead Belt,
spent the weekend the guest of his
brother, S. w. Wilkerson, and family.
Joe Bayless and daughter, of Anna,
ILL.,, arrived here Monday. to visit his
sisters, Mrs. Aaron Bible of Knob
Lick, and Mrs. McClintock of Desloge,
and brothers, Price, Of Bonnie Terre,
Ance of Wesley Chapel, and other rel
atives and friends. This is his first
visit here in eighteen years.
E. E. Boyd, of Coffman, transacted
business at Knob Lick Wednesday.
A moving picture show, which is
travelling through the country, arriv-
ed here Wednesday and will remain
and show for week.
Brad Parmely, who has been engi-
neer on the Burlington route leading
out Of Hannibal for the past two
years, arrived here Monday to visit
his mother. sI as,4,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22
LEADwoOD

M, H. Thompson, of Bonnie Terre,
was in Leadwood Friday of last week
on business.
G. H. Kirkpatrick was in Poplar
Bluff from Thursday until Saturday
of last week. attending the Southeast
Mo. Lumbermen's Convention.
Prof. H. S. Moore, Field Extension
Director, of Cape Girardeau, was vis-
iting the school here from Thursday
to Friday of last week.
Prof. B. F. Mckinney, of Irondale,
was in town Friday for short while
on business.
W. H. Hulsey, who has been work
ing in Omaha, Neb., for the last few
months, has returned to lockwood.
He says that conditions are very bad
in Omaha, as there are over 10000
idle men there now.
Horace Taylor, who has been work
ing An the Missouri Pacific shops at
DeSotD for the last several years, is
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22
J: COUNTY CORRESPONDENCE !:

Marvin Harris, OF st. Louis, visited
at the home Of Mrs. Mary Riddle Sun.
day and Monday.
Mrs. c. w. Shannon and daughter
Carrie, visited at the home of Mrs
Effie Turley Wednesday.
Miss Gertrude Riddle visited at the
home of w. E. Heaton Sunday.
Miss Hazel Locke, of St. Louis, is
visiting her mother, Mrs. Andrew
Locke, this week.
Miss Leona Head visited at the
home of James Appleberry Saturday
and Sunday.
Mrs. Chris Stated, who has beer
visiting her daughter in st. Louis
returned to her home Saturday.
Mitchie Sweet visited at the home
Of Matt Nussbaumer Sunday.
Misses Elsie Heaton and Carrie
Shannon visited at the home of Mr.
and Mrs. Green White Sunday.
Miss Thelma Horn visited at the
home of F. Aubuchon Thursday and
Friday.
Henry Turley was a DeSoto visitor
Tuesday.
Mrs. Harley Donwoody visited at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Cour-
toise Monday.
Seevral from here attended the
dance at French Village Thursday
night.
Miss Carrie Shannon visited Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Douglas Wednesday
Miss Thelma Horn visited Mr.. and
Mrs. Ed Richardson Sunday.
Mrs. Frank Courtoise visited her
sister, Mrs. Sam Skaggs, Tuesday.
Ed Turley was a DeSoto visitor
Tuesday. .,,,..
Mrs. Effie Turley visited Mr.. and
Msr. w. E. Heaton Monday. ~, ~
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22

LEM, Wednesday.
Ruth, Neoma and Robert Beard Of
tredericktown, were the guests Of
their grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. Jno.
| Beard.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emery Tucker and
daughter, OF near Libertyville, were
the guests Of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. W. e. Hawthorn, Saturday night.
VIM. P. King, of Dupo, ILL.,, was the
guest of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w.
A. King, the latter part of the week.
John Hines was shopping in Freder-
icktown last Saturday.
Charley Danieley, of Coffman, was
business visitor in this community
last Wednesday.
Corona LEM, of Fredericktown, was
guest of her brother, Lucas LEM, ov-
er Saturday night.
Aaron Hahn was business visitor
in Bonnie Terre last Saturday.
Mrs. J. E. Ellis and grandson, of
Fredericktown, were guests of her
son, Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Ellis, the
latter part of last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. e. N. Womack and
John johnson were in this community
last Sunday.
Rev. Andrews, of Fredericktown.
filed his regular appointment Mt the
NJ. E. Church here Sunday.
Rev. 7. N. London, of Marquand,
will preach at Silver Point on May q
and 8. All are invited to attend.
w A. King left Monday for Nash
aba, Tenn, to visit his sister, Mrs. M.
E. Goebels.
Mrs. Lee Hovis, of Rivermines, was
the guest of her brother, Ed Roam,
near here the past week.
We are sorry to report the child of
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Roam, who has been
seriously sick for the past few weeks,
being no betetr.
Those who gathered at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. John Hines to help cell
citrate Mrs. Hines 50th birthday anr-i-
versary were: Mrs. John Beard, Clara
and Thelma Womack. A fine dinner
was served, which all enjoyed.
The pie supper given at the Rock
wood school on last Saturday night
was well attended. Miss Bessie Nc
Duffy received the cake for the best
looking young lady present; Robt.
McDuffy received q cake for being the
ugliest married man present. Some
tire was spent in spelling, which was
enjoyed. Miss Dora LEM, of Cross
Roads, proved to be the best speller
present. The net proceeds of the eve
ming were $9.75.
The family of MIR. and Mrs. John
Shaw, who have been sick the past
week with la grippe, are improving.
Mrs. John Beard was shopping in
Fredericktown Tuesday of last week.
Stella Sands, of Libertyville, is Wis
iting her mother, Mrs. Frank Sands,
at this writing.
Paul Lenz was a business visitor in
Fredericktown on Monday.
Archie Cartee returned to his home
here on Monday from weeks visit
in tn Lead Belt.
Mrs. Annie Tucker returned to her
home at Libertyville' on Monday from
a weeks visit with her sister, Mrs.
Ed Roam, of near here.
Thelma Womack is having chills at
this writing.
DR.. Barron, of Mine La Motto, made
q professional call in this community
Tuesday.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22


at the nome OF M. w. Jones FRIDAY
howard ana clarence blackwell, OF
MoontoWn, motored to Bonne Terrt
friday,
MISS Ada buckingham spent Ihurs-
nay night ~ bonne Ierre visiting.
MT. and MRS. Lee Moon, OF Noon
town, motored TO bonne Ierre Friday
Jack Nasn, OF near Coonville, was
q business VISITOR IN Bonne Terre FIJI
day:
MRS. Jane Jones was visitor al
the nome OF WIN. A. Moon FRIDAY.
Geo. Barley and Ferry Holdman
motored TO Bonne Terre Friday.
Ferman Moon made q business trip
TO Bonne Terre Friday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Snyder were
bonne Ierre visitors the latter part
Oh last week.
MISS Ada buckingham was a guest
at the nome Of M. W. Jones Saturday
Mrs. Ida Jones was shopping in
Bonne Ierre Saturday.
MISS Nellie Moon visited her sister,
Mrs. Annie Cash, Monday.
Miss Edna Rawson was guest Of
MISS Eta Lawson Sunday. j.
Fred Cash and Joe Moon were Wis
itors at the home OF l.. II. Cash Sun
day.
Willis Moon transacted business in
harrington last week.
Miss Elsie Rawson was guest of
Miss Nellie Moon Sunday.
Herman White, of Bonnie Terre, was
visitor here Sunday.
Quite a number from here attended
the entertainment at the Coonville
school Saturday night.
Ferman Moon was visitor at the
home OF M. W. Jones Saturday eve
ning.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22
ANNUAL STOCK
HOLDERS MEETING

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual meeting of the stockholders Of
the st. Francois County Bank will be.
held at its banking house in Farming
ton, Mo-, on Monday, the End day Of
May, 1921, at 10 o'clock a. M, for the
purpose of electing seven Directors
for the ensuing year, and for the
transaction of such other business as
may properly come before said meet+
ing. n
E. e. &xKINTK, President. X
lSrat R. II ALLEN. Cashier.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22
F. q. Grisham was an IRON Mountain

FIG. Grisham was an Iron Mountain
visitor Wednesday.
Earl Williams, Of st. Louis, spent
the past week as a guest Of his wife
who is at the home of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Foshee.
Hugh Steel attended lumber deal
ers convention in Poplar Bluff Friday.
We erred slightly in our item in re-
gard to the Doe Run base ball game.
We had "Streeter" Burch as twirler
for Bismarck and Hughes for Doe
Run, which should have been Burch
for Doe. Run and Hughes for Bismarck.
IA case of. scarlet fever is reported
at the home of Geo. StfotheE
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22
WALES MINES

Miss Carrie Shannon visited at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs, w. E. Heaton
Sunday and Merday
The pie supper and entertainment
81 Coonville was well attended Satur-
day night. ... 2,
Misses Olga and Elsie Heatorl visit
ed at the home of DIR. G. w. Shannon
Saturday and Sunday,
Bud Riddle visited Emmett Roughly
Sunday. M,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22

There is something that you alone
can buy, if it could be obtained in
Pennington. You can get it Mt Davis
Music Store after May 7th.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22
woMAcGT

Mrs. Emery Tucker and daughter
were guests Of her sister, Mrs. Lucas
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1921-04-22

What is it that you can't buy in
Pennington now. but after May 7th
you can buy Mt Davis Music Store?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1921-12-16

II l. usual In England 20 serve
what American housewives cali soft
sauce with the Christmas plum pud-
ding. but the delicious sshard sauces
which We ourselves affect make :
nice change. soft sauces take the form
Of : thin hot custard, which viii b
all the more creamy Il . few spoon
9ula Of condensed milk are stirred u
after the custard Il made in the Or
binary way. AnOth@T 1avOTite sauce
Ii made by adding sugar TO melted but
ter.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1921-12-16
GIFTS OUT OF THE ORDINARY


~ HE king Of Slam used TO
send Queen Victoria very
curious gift every Christ
mas. It may have been
want of imagination, or he
may have heard that the frylng-pan
was the curse of the English cook. and
thought they must want constantly
renewing. Whatever the reason. her
majesty received n silver frying-pnn
rs regularly as Christmas came round
Thomas Carlyle once quite forgot TO
buy a Christmas gift for his wife
There In nothing unique about this.
Other men have done the same. Nor
Is there anything particularly generous
In the way he made up Tor his neglect
to remember the day. He wrote the
following letter:
"The prophecy OF o washstand to
the neatest of all women. Blessings
on her bonnie face. and be 1t ever
bllthesome as Ii Is dear. blithe or not.
IT. Carlyle. December %, 1880
The great man did really give his
wife five pounds with which to buy
the promised washstand, at which he.
no doubt, washed quite ~ often as
she did. But that's a man all over.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1921-12-16
s5==8=55=5
Yha araaa Oliver.

Christmas liz the birthday OF Jesus,
who never gave the world . dollar, and
bestowed upon mankind no other ma
teriai gift. HE carved no statue,
painted no picture. wrote no poem,
composed no song. fashioned no piece
OF 1ewelry. built no edlnee. founded no
city, erected no trlumDhal arch: but
He stands In history as the Great
0iver." Such as He had He gave: the
sympathetic hand. tina genial mind, the
generous heart, the courageous spirit,
which all worked together to build NJ
out OF the human the divine. The Ia.
ther gave as farst His universe; then
He gave His son: now He offers His
Sparit.-Adapted.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1921-12-16

The development of any COM
munity is proportionate to the
development of it's system OF
Highways.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1921-12-16
UNDER THE MIsTLEToE sPRIG
Punishment Melted Out BY Oxford
shire Maids 10 Men Who Refused
10 Obey Commands.

a IN SOME places In Oxford
shire, every maid-seryant
had the privilege and fire.
Quently exercised II, Of ask
Ing q man for Ivy 20 deco
rate the house. II the man asaented,
well and good: but II he refused
the maid stole : pair Of his breeches.
The next day they could be seen nailed
10 the gate Of the highway. But a
worse punishment than this was some
times melted out TO him: he was de-
prived Of the privilege Of the mlstle
toe
The first maid % pass under this
evergreen on Christmas day was sure
TO De married within the year. and
equally sure OF beng kissed-kor that
was the penalty, II IL can be called
such. to be paid By any maid who
passed under Il. After each 0ffenae u
berry was piucked, while the privilege
was supposed 10 end with the Inst
berry.
-.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1921-12-16

1nnumerable pretty things in dress
accessories and house furnishings are
presented in the shops at Christmas
time for women. The only difficulty
10 to make the right choice among
them. Whoever determines 60 settle
upon neckwear cannot go wrong; for
10 woman ever cries 'hoId, enough T.
IN this matter Of dainty accessories.
= Yestee and collar Of embroidered
swiss, as pictured here, e q thing Of
sheer beauty that is sure 70 please.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1921-12-16

q was the custom e the ancienfs
70 bury the young aE morning fwt.
light: for, ~ they strOve to give the
softest Interpretation to death. they
imagined that Aurora. who loved the
young. had stolen them 70 her em-
braces
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1921-12-16

Santa Claus never forgets the ba-
bAes and each year presents their
little belongings made IN new and
pretty ways This year s=nigntIn-
gales and bonnets seem even better
than their predecessors. 4 oct 70
match Is shown above, made OF fine
flannel and trimmed with narrow
satin ribbon gathered along one edge
and feather-stitched down. a 1rElI Of
narrow lace finishes the cap.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1921-12-16
Christmas Past y

~T WAS indeed a gracious"
time. and as we read OF
~@ the revels and ceremonies
and find foolish beliefs of
Christmas Past, we might re-
gret what we have lost In this
tanner and less picturesque age,
II we did not know that never
before In history was Christmas
kept 30 truly and heartily In the
spirit OF the day as II 10 now.
We hash dropped O good many
rude and some pretty customs.
but we have gained ; broaden
ing spirit Of almost universal
charity, a feeling Of real broth
erhood, that Il Is held In cheek
a good deal during the rest Of
the year.-Charies Dudley War
ner.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-05-21
TRUCK FARM

SMALL FARMS FOR sALE--Near Dothan,
Houston county, Ala. A 40-acre farm here
will produce good living; Dothan has
canning factory, mixed feed mills, peanut
crushing plants. syrup refinery, grain ele-
vator. stock yard. wholesale poultry ex-
change. wholesale produce exchange, year
round cash markets for all crops includ-
ing live stock, truck crops, poultry, eggs,
etc. Farmers wanting small farms, or
town city men, those who have been
in industrial business, railroad factory.
who want to farm under the conditions
and surroundings we have should write
at once. Smith & Morgan, Dothan,
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-05-21
WOODLAND

SOUTH HIGHLANDs-Five Points
section. block goth St, 10-room
ance easy. B. It. Eborn. S15 Empire
Bldg. Main s17s.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-05-21
AUTOMOBILES b
GGGfoG0sIIRs F0k SALE

TINE HOME OF THE sruDEBAKER
USED CAR is
A BETTER BUY THAN
ANY NEW CAR AT THE
SAME PRICE
Ask the Man Who Bought
Here
Two Special Bargains:
1919 Special Six" Stude-
baker .............$ 81, 900
1919 Big Six" Stude-
baker 81, 800
& Other Makes That Are
Real Buys
A good Hupmobile road
Ster .S3oO
Anderson six" touring,
splendid condition .$675
Ford coupe, nearly new
only .............. $500
Ford light delivery truck,
runs good 800
We Have Most Any Make
That You Might Want
Liberal Terms
CONSOLIDATED MOTOR co,
Member Birmingham Automobile Trade
Association
2301 LIST Ave. Main 4315
This Is Studebaker Year
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-05-21
NEW BUNGALOW

Situated between East Lake and
Woodlawn in l II blocks of LIST Ave.
boulevard; 8 rooms and bath, COM
position roof, hardwood floors
throughout; very attractive and
cute in every respect; price only
$2,95o; easy terms. Call Owner. at
Main 232.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-05-21
CULLMAN

FOR SALE-Big stock ana agricultural
farm of several thousand acres; will sup
port thousands of head cattle and hogs;
Is also magnificent game preserve with
abundance of wild turkeys. deer, quail.
squirrel, wild hog. etc. price $3.50 per
acre: big bargain. Also 5000 acres fine
timber. estimated about 10000. oo0 feet;
pine, right on trunk line railroad; price
$3.50 per acre: bargain Smith Nor
gan. Dothan. Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-05-21
AUTOMOBILES B
A6T0M0BIIES FOR SALE
GOING OUT OF
BUSINESS

oODl1NEOO
We are selling our entire
stock of used cars at
greatly reduced prices.
Come in and make us a
cash offer. Terms if de-
sired.
7-passenger Peerless Sc
dan.
Chevrolet 400 Touring.
Grant Tourings.
Hupmobile Touring.
Overland Touring.
bort Tourings.
Winton Six Roadster.
Winton Six Tourings.
Mitchell Roadster.
Mitchell Tourings.
7-passenger Cadillac.
Studebaker Touring.
1-ton Republic Truck.
All of the above cars are
real bargains and can't be
equaled in quality or
price anywhere.
SOUTHEASTERN
MOTOR co.
2209-11 First Avenue
Main 2462
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-05-21

WEST END-5-room dwelling.
block car line and school; S2,500;
easy terms. B. F. Eborn, 315 EN-
pire Bldg. Main 8173.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1921-11-11
COUNTERFEITING U. s. CHECKS

Merchants and business men are warned of the counterfeiting of checks of the U. s. Treasury, and which are now being scattered broad cast in the southwest. The paper is a bluish grey safety paper, somewhat similar to that in use by the various departments and bears the insignia of the Bureau of Claims. On the back of the paper is the place for endorsement with the notation that it is not good unless signed by the payee and two witnesses. So far these checks have been issued for small amounts, the largest being $75. It is possible that the blank checks may have been stolen from some agency authorized to issue checks on the treasury, but nevertheless they are dangerous to the business com munity.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1921-11-11
LOST BANKER FOUND

M. A. Patterson, banker of Clem- enceau, Arizona, was lost recently while hunting on the Mogollon plateau, and search parties sent out finally located him on the rim of the mountain in a bad state of exhaus- tion, after he had been without food for three days. He said that he had lost his way and .tramped through the heavily timbered country unable to find an opening to civilization.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1921-11-11
GETS WATER FROM MINE

The city of Globe is now getting its entire water supply from the, Old Dominion mine, the condition of that property making it possible to get clear water for all city uses. The reservoir of the city has been filled and the other sources of water may be given a cleanup and secure a bet ter future supply.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1921-11-11
Not Familiar With Fowls

"That chicken you sent me Satur- day was a very old bird," said the bride of two weeks.
 "You are mistaken, madam. It was very young chicken," replied the butcher.
 Don't tell me that. Haven't I got eyes? Why, it hadn't a single tooth in it's mouth!"-Yonkers Statesman.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1921-11-11
Natural Deduction.

"The man that argues with a woman is a fool" said MT. Gadspur.
 q agree with you," said MT. Twobble. ..-
 And if he expects to have the last word he's an even bigger fool"
 Quite so, quite so. What did you and the 'Missus' quarrel about this morning ?"-Brooklyn Citizen.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1921-11-11
A Serial Domestic

Mrs. Uptow1i-This magazine looks rather the worse for wear. Mrs. Downtown-Yes, it's the one I generally lend to the servant on Sundays.
 Doesn't she get tired of always reading the same one?"
 "Oh, no! You see it's the same book, but always a differnet ser want" t."-London Weekly Telegraph.
 
 When trading with our advertisers say, q saw it in THE MINER".
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1921-11-11
WHERE THE SHOE FIT

During the war an American job Der offered to export to Europe shoes
 for $5.75 that were selling in the United States for from $14 to $16. And it is these profiteering birds that have been keeping the market at the present high price!
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1921-11-11

Single Equipment He (indignantly)-You married me for my money!
 She (sweetly)t-Well, dear, what else had you ?-Chicago News.