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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21


his life. He was rather tremulous and
exultant as he sank down into his
berth.
He saw TO 1t that at least a meas
ure of preparation was made for his
coming. That night long wire went
out TO the Chamber of Commerce of
one oft the larger southern Oregon
cities In 1t. he told the date of his
arrival and asked certain directions.
He wanted to know the name OF some
mountain rancher where possibly he
might find board and room for the re-
mainder of the summer and the fall.
The further back from the paths of
men, he wrote, the greater would be
his pleasure. And he signed the wire
with his full name: Dan Failing. with
q Henry in the middle. and a "III' at
the end.
He usually didn't sign his name in
quite this manner. The people of
Gitcheapolis did not have particular
" vivid memories of Dams GRANDPA
Their. But 1t might be that legend
of the gray, straight frontiersman who
was his ancestor had still survived in
these remote Oregon wilds. The use
of the full name would do no harm.
Instead of hurting. it was a positive
inspiration. The Chamber of Com
merce of the busy little Oregon city
was not usually exceptionally inter-
ested in stray hunters that wanted
boarding place for the summer Its
business was finding country homes
for orchardists in the pleasant river
valleys. But it happened that the re-
cipient of the wire was one of the old
est residents. a frontiersman himself
and il was one of the traditions of the
Old West that friendships were not
soon forgotten. Dan Failing / had
been legend in the old trapping and
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
(To BE coNTINUEo9
Porpoise a Fast Swimmer.

There is another mammal that is so
fast no one has ever been able TO find
out how fast he is. This is the por-
pvise. The porpoise can do stunts in
front of the fastest boat that travels
the bounding wave and when he il
through after several hours of clown
ing he flirts his tail and nonchalantly
speeds beyond the horizon. The por-
poise will do his tricks under the bow
of a nine-knot cargo tramp or a o.
knot ocean greyhound. He is like the
antelope in that he sets his pace ac-
cording to the speed Of the pursuer.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
AUSTRIA REMAINS
MAY CAUSE WAR
Believed Union With Germany
Will Not He Permitted.
REDS MAKE PLANS FOR COUP
Boisheviks Making Elaborate Prep
arations to Utilize Vienna as a
Center of Activity and Propa-
ganda, London Hears.

Paris, Jan. 15.--Sir William Goode,
British member of the Austrian sec
ton of the PREPARATION commission,
spoke freely on Austria.
..Three eventualities must be con-
sidered," he said First, an attempt
ON the part of the Austrian provinces
to join Germany second, partition of
the Austrian provinces among the adj
joining states, not excluding Germany.
and, third. q communist or Bolshevist
reign of terror.
at has been stated that before CIV
Ing up in despair the Austrian gov
eminent will request the council OF
the League of Nations to permit a
union with Germany. Ny opinion is
that Germany cannot feed the whole
Of Austria.
apart from that question, 1t Is TO
me unthinkabie that the allies would
permit Germany to extend her empire
20 the borders of the Adriatic, with
her frontier in the rear of CZecho-Slo-
vakia and on the TANKS of HunSary,
Jugo-Slavia and Italy.
Sees New Wars.
"a rumor is current in Austria that
Hungarian forces, regular or irregu-
lar, would advance upon Vienna on
the pretense of preventing the ancient
capital falling into the hands of the
Czechs.
SIN that case, no one in Austria
would be surprised If the Czechs at
tempted by force to forestall the oc-
cupation of Vienna Jugo-Slavia, I'M
der its recent defensive alliance with
Czecho- Slovakia, might then decide to
attack Hungary.
"The destiny of the provinces of
Syria, Lower Austria. Upper Austria
and Carinthia would then be in the
melting pot of a war of repartition
from which it might be difficult for
the greater powers to abstain.
81 do not wish to appear to be an
alarmist. but if the allies can hold
out no prospect of means for con-
tinued existence then / fear we must
be prepared for an outbreak that
would be beyond the control of any
authority that might be left to Aus
tria.
Reds Plan Coup.
"It is common knowledge that the
Bolsheviks have made elaborate prep
arations to utilize Vienna as center
of activity and propaganda. They ex-
pect their campaign in this part Of
the world will synchroniZe with the
disappearance of the central govern
ment of Austria and spread thence to
every country of Europe.
81 am convinced that provision of
part Of the S3OO,OOO.OOO recommended
by the Austrian section of the repara-
lions commission can safely be re-
garded as economic insurance as COM
pared with the expenditures in which
the British government might be In
volved in the event of the collapse of
Austria.
"There probably never was mo-
ment in the histories of the French
and British governments when it was
more difficult to find money The is
sue, however is not merely whether
we can afford the money, but whether
we also can afford to face the alterna-
tive"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21

am now able to do my work. / recon-
mend the Vegetable Compound to my
friends and you may use these facts as a
testimonial. Mrs. SALl.IE SrEFERT,
S12 w. Fourth Street, Poetsville, Pa.
The everyday life of mary housewives
is q continual struggle with weakness
and pain. There is nothing more wear
ing than the ceaseless round of house,
hold duties and they become doubly hard
when some female trouble makes every
bone and muscle ache, ard nerves all ON
edge.
If you are one Of these women do not
suffer for four or five years as Mrs.
Siefert did, but profit by her experience
and be restored to health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21

Those are in run down" condf-
ton will notice that Catarrh bothers
them much more than when they are In
good health. This fact proves that while
Catarrh Is a local disease, 1t is greatly
Influenced by constitutional conditions.
HALLS ChTARRH MEDICINE 10 q
Tonic and Blood Purifier and acts through
the blood upon the mucous surfaces OF
the body. thus reducing the inflammation
and restoring normal conditions.
All druggists. Circulars free.
r.. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
Very Rad Indeed

'You are not eating very much, Mr..
Shyful," said the girl coyly to the
bashful sutton. who had been invited
to the family Christmas dinner.
'Yes," he replied. and at last, for
the first time during the evening, he
got his chance, so selling all his cour-
age, he gasped:
ITO sit next TO you, Miss Betty, Is
TO lose ones appetite
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
CHAPTER II.

The dinner hour found Dan Failing
in the public library of Gitcheapoiis'
asking the girl who sat behind the
desk if he might look at maps of Ore
gon He remembered that his grand
Tather had lived in southern Oregon.
ne looked along the bottom of his map
and discovered a whole empire rang
ing from gigantic sage plains TO the
esst 70 dense forests along the Pa
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
GREEKS CLAIM 3 VICTORIES
Athens Reports Breaking Stubborn
Resistance of the Turks-Take
Three Towns.

London, Jan. T.-According TO an
official army report from Athens. the
Greek army is breaking the stubborn
resistance of the Turks. The Greeks
have occupied Biledjik, Karakeny and
Eskicheik. routing three enemy divi-
sions. The Greek report says that
many Turks were taken prisoners, in
Guiding one general.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
The Inevitable / tie.

Daddy" pleaded the sweet young
thing, cant I have an automobilet
You can buy one for song"
'Yes," grunted her harassed parent,
''and know what that song will be-
Over the Hills to the Poorhouse.' -
American Legion Weekly.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
Alcoholic Anthology.

"Did you ever see any sense to that
old song, Drink to Me Only With
Thine Eyes?"
81 never did" answered Uncle Bill
Bottletop. "Nobody | ever knew in the
old days was satisfied to say. Here's
loOkin' at you without the customary
accompaniment Washington Star.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
SYNOPSIS.

Warned by his physician that he
has not more than six months to
live, Failing sits despondently on
park bench. wondering where he
should spend those six months. A
friendly squirrel practically decides
the matter for him. His blood is
pioneer blood, and he decides to
end his days in the forests of Ore
gon. Memories of his grandfather
and a deep love for all things OF
the Wild help him in reaching a
decision.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
POSTAL PACT is o. KID
Postmaster General Signs an Agree.
ment With the Administration
of France.

Washington, Jan. 17.-Postmaster
General Burleson signed an agreement
with the postal administration of
France, effective February l, 1921. in
creasing the maximum weight limit on
parcel post packages exchanged be-
from Ii pounds TO % pounds.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21

was very irregular
I was not fit to do
my work at times
and took medicine
from a doctor and
got no benefit. 1
saw Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound adver-
tised in the news
papers and took it
and got all right. /
gained twenty
mounds, or more and
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21

cuticura Soothcs itching Scalp
Oh retiring gently rub spots Of dan-
druff and itching with Cuticura Oint-
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have clear skin and soft, white
handS.-Adv
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
Literally SPEAKING.

"Not worth darn-I see no sense
In that expression"
1T applies sometimes TO socks"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
AirpIanes to Survey Africa.

1T is proposed to adapt the airplane
TO further discoveries In darkest
Africa. 49,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
ABLE TO
DO HER WORK
After Long Suffering Mrs. Siefert
Was Restored to Health by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound

Pottsville, Pa. -'T suffered with
female trouble for four or five years and
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21

disappointment turned into
rapture at sight of the Wild
country and through warm
welcome accorded by Silas
Lennox, Dan Failing's host,
characterize the next INSTALL
ment of this story.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-01-21
0M PARKER'S
ENSSHN Hair BAISAM
tXSIAF Removes anoruR- stopsHairF aiiinxi
MNWX Restores Color and
EES$M Beauty to Gray and Faded H~sH
NSSNMT eos. and 81 90 at Druggists.
k2xx& <ZdHiscox Chem: Mks: Patchogne. n. Il

iouses, etc. stops all pain. ensures comfort to the
feet, makes walking easy. 1bc. by mail or at Drug.
gists. Hiscc'x Chemical Works. Patchogue. N. Y.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11
AUSTRIAN BIOLOGIST
KNOCKS DARWIN COLD

Darwin aroused mixed feelings in
the human race when he pointed up
into their ancestral trees and show
ed them monkey as their original
progenitor, or at least as a near col
lateral relative. Many people wor-
ried at the thought that their proto-
types had bodies which were covered
with heavy mating of hair. and the
ladies especially revolted at the idea
of not having a smooth face on which
to apply powder and rouge.
A large portion of mankind refus-
ed to accept Darwin's teachings, but it
now appears that he might have said
much more. Prof A. Linckewicz, 5S-
year old Austrian biologist. has pub
lished a book entitled Tile Beast in
Man, the perusal of which shows
Darwin up as "piker." Man, accord
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11
PACKER EMPLOYEES
FIGHT WAGE CUT

Chicago, March 4.-Declaring that
the 100000 packing house employees
throughout the country would resist
to the last fitch o reduction IN wages
and return to the ten-hour working
day, a formal call was issued here
today for a national conference of the
employees at Omaha on March and
10.
The call which was issued hy Den
mis- Lane of the Amalgamated Meat
Cutters and Butcher Workmen's
Union, declared that the Omaha con-
ference would take such action as
might be necessary to protect the in
terest of the workers in view of the
recent withdrawal by the packers
from the wartime arbitration agree
ment."
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11
CUTS OUT OWN APPENDIX

Should everyone suffering from APP
pendicitis follow the example of DR..
I. o. Kane, of Kane. Pa, surgical OPP
erations may be personally perform
ed while you wait" DR.. Kane. who
is 60 years old has been a surgeon
81 years, during which time he has
operated on nearly 1000 appendicitis
cases, laid himself on the operating
table and while nurse propped up
his head with pillows SO he could see
he calmly cut open his abdomen
The tissues were carefully dissected
and blood vessels closed as the sur
geon approached his appendix. On
locating this troublesome organ he
pulled 1t up, cut 1t az and bent the
stump under. He administered To-
cal anesthetic himself and few hours
after the operation announced that
he was doing nicely Some time ago
DIR. Kane amputated one of his own
fingers.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11

treaties contain the germs of 104
possible wars, involving the United
States, England, France, Italy, ia
pan, Australia, Greece and other
countries of Europe and Asia.
Society Of the present day-has been
made ill by false culture, says the
Austrian, and this culture sis a can
Ger eating into the flesh of HUMANE
ty." In another century all the great
inventions of today will be forgotten,
the world having become so intensely
modern that it will begin to decay.
''Then will follow the reversion to
type, or the descent to barbarism,
we are told.
The thrilling climax to all this bug
aboo science is contained in the dras-
tic remedy suggested by the dis
tinguished Austrian professor. He
urges abolition Of religion, money and
the present-day System of govern
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11

ment whereby 1t is in the power of
few men to condemn to death by
starvation of millions" With Prof.
Linckewicz predicting. that the next
world is a monkey world only 1000
years off and with our own renown-
ed Edison promising to. communicate
with the next world by phone, there
should be some rather startling dis
closures within the next century.
Some of our good friends will prob
ably not like this theory of Prof.
Linckewicz's; it is too much monkey
business, they will say, and we can't
blame them. There is no doubt that
the Austrians made monkeys out of
themselves in the late war by allow
ing the Germans TO lead them by
chain thru the nose. But that's no
reason why the rest of the world
should follow their example.-Path-
finder.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11

Surgeons agree that in cases of
Cuts. Burns. Bruises and Wounds
the first treatment is most important.
When an efficient antiseptic is APP
piled promptly. there is no danger OF
infection and the wound begins to
heal at once, For use on man or
beast, Borozone is the ideal Antisep-
tic and healing agent. Buy 1t now
and be ready for an emergency. Price
25c, soc, 500 and $3.50. Sold by
The Ohio County Drug Co. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11

| ing to this scientist, is not only de-
scended from monkeys but monkeys
are descended from a race of pre-
historic men who, from being over
civilized, finally sank into barbarism
and from thence into savagery, even
tually becoming monkeys again.
Archaeological discoveries in Chi
ma, Egypt, Russia, Italy and else
where, claims the "pre-Darwinian
professor, prove conclusively that a
civilization older than the Atlantic
ocean existed when what is now the
United States was sea. "The hui
man race inhabited the earth at that
time he says twas the result OF so
centuries of evolution from the prim-
eval ape and was far more highly de-
veloped than is the civilization of to-
day, although along different lines"
For instance, he says, telephony had
been replaced by telepathy, and T.:
was possible for a business man In
China to send an order to an agent in
Scandinavia by simply concentrating
the processes of his thought on the
subject and transporting his mind for
the moment to the other end of the
eapth."
Some Hindus today are able to
communicate with one another in this
way, he tells us. They can also sim
ulate death for as long as 70 years,
after which they emerge with a COM
pletely new brain which receives i'm
pressions as a child's brain does.
They may live another normal life
time. he says; but the experiment
cannot be repeated.
1.-THE pre-civilized were in regular
with certain of the
stars" says Prof Linckewicz. Finally
the race became superhuman and
when their brain was over-reached
their intelligence suddenly snapped.
They were stepped in debauchery and
in non-procreative state they were
reduced gradually to few millions.
Then for six or seven centuries the
world was peopled by half-wits who
destroyed the cities they had built,
pulled down the mighty civilization
their forefathers had raised, engaged
in bloody wars amongst themselves
and finally became again what they
had been in the beginning-a race of
"A monkey, therefore," says the
learned professor, sis a human idiot
degraded by centuries of insanity"
During the goth century. we are told,
he world has advanced "a hundred
centuries toward bestiality and will
within 1000 years be peopled again
by apes" This is glorious prospect
indeed, when we are doing our best
% make the world safe for democra-
,y-not for monkeys.
In 1904 Prof. Linckewicz predicted /
hat the goth century would be one
If almost continuous war. He now
his assertion and further
claims that the lately drawn peace
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11
HARDING HAS KENTUCKY
GIRL AS sTENOGRAPHER

Washington, March Sin reor.
ganization of the White House staff
President Harding's personal stenog-
raphers will be Miss Corronella Mat
tern, Frankfort, KY, who has been
in his Senate office for several years
and Miss Eva b. Uhl, Parkersburg
w. Va, formerly in the office of Sen
ator Elkins. Both have been EN-
ployed in Harding headquarters since
the campaign began.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11
IN SAME REGIMENT
TwENTY-ONE YEARS

Boston, March 5.-High tribute to
Sergt. Ernest j. Trutner, of Service
Company, 18th Regiment, is paid In
the current issue of the Camp Devens
Bayonet. Sergeant Trutner. known
to regimental associates as pie" is
the dean of the regiment in point OF
service, and 1.-The Oldest young man
in camp" He enlisted in the 18th in
1900, and has been on duty with that
outfit ever since.
The name of Trutner is a tradition
with the 18th Regiment, Sergeant
Trutner's father and three brothers
having seen service under its colors.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11
WILSON MEANT WELL
BUT READ HIS RECORD
His Promises and Accomplishments
Found on Opposite Sides
OF Ledger.

Washington, March with the
retirement of Woodrow Wilson to
private life many members of Con-
gress are forestalling the historian
by estimating his achievements.
To his discredit they declare that
he
Promised to usher in the new
democracy" and became more auto
cratic and aristocratic than any for
mer president.
Promised labor in the Clayton act
not to use the Injunction against 1t
and then did so through the Lever
act.
Promised to keep the country out
of war after holding the belief, ex-
pressed to a Senate committee, that
we could not keep out of it.
Promised to bring about freedom
of the seas and then approved a dis
armament plan which would leave
England in control of It,
IIOHilocu ODCn CONOHdHlS OpChiy
arrived at and then secretly permit
ted Belgium to pay her debt to the
United States in German bonds.
Promised elf-determination for
all peoples and then agreed to ia
panese suzerainty over Shantung.
Put ban on any higher price for
wheat than $2.26 and permitted cot
ton to soar to the limit.
Assisted Great Britain in putting
over league of nations scheme for
the maintenance of the boundaries
of empires in perpetuity.
Asked for the placing in his hands
of a blanket appropriation of $780,
100000 for war purposes and made
no accounting of it.
Presided over an administration
which during the war and afterwards
wasted more money than previously
appropriated for the government
since 1889.
Dismissed Secretary Lansing for
telling the Senate Foreign Relations
Committee that he had urged at Yer
sailles that America be more fully
protected.
To his credit they declare that he
Meant well.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11
THE GOTH CONGRESS
ACHIEVEMENT RECORD
Saved Billions by Reducing Army
And stopping Loans To
Foreign Lands.

Washington, March 5.-The Re
publican Congress, elected in 1918
when the war was still on, indicted
into office the following March and
about to give way to another OF larg'
er majority, has brought about the
following results:
Saved seven billions of dollars OF
the taxpayers money by appropriate
ing that much less than asked by the
Democratic executive departments.
Saved the integrity and sovereign
ty OF the United States by refusing to
enter into the league Of nations cove
nant without Americanizing reserva-
tions.
Saved the railroad properties OF
the country by turning them back 20
their private owners after cost to
the taxpayers of billion and a half
during government control.
Saved the telegraph and telephone
lines in like manner after that service
had been completely demoralized un-
der government operation.
Saved the railroads from subse-
1uent Generalization and bankruptcy
by the enactment of the constructive
Esch-Cummins law.
Saved the American merchant ma
rines by the enactment Of the Jones
law providing for ownership solely
by Americans and for the extended
development
Saved the treasury from further
loans to foreign governments with
out authorization of law and without
continued war to necessitate them.
Saved the country. as a whole, from
further domination by the Southern
.cabal which boosted cotton at the ex-
pense of wheat and favored the South
in war appropriations.
Saved labor from continued COM
petition in Democratic hard times by
greatly restricting foreign immigra-
ton.
2 Saved the farmer from lowering
markets and competition by re-enact-
ing the War Trade Board and pro-
viding an emergency tariff on farm
products.
Saved the lives of the soldiers of
the war by providing disqualification
and vocational training and by the
passage of the bonus bill.
Saved the people from further de-
pradations by investigating the vast
ing OF two billions in the Shipping
Board. two billions in government
control Of utilities and one billion in
aircraft.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11
HOME BREW EXPLODES

An explosion occurring in New
York city blew out all the windows of
a large apartment house and shook
the ground so that bomb outrage
was suspected. A fire alarm was
turned in and a riot call was sent to
the police. However, there was no
fire and no bomb. The fuss was all
on account of some powerful home
brew which had exploded.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1921-03-11
START NATIONAL
DRIVE TO LIBERATE DEBs

Boston, March 5.-A national cam
paign to gain the release of Eugene
v. Debs and all other political pri-
soners." the opening of headquarters
in Washington with an amnesty lob
by on duty there and demonstration
at the capital April 10. the second
anniversary of Debs' imprisonment,
were announced by the National Ex-
ecutive Committee of the Socialist
party today.