Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-12-26
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MY! BUT DOESN'T 1T GET DARK EARLY NOW
l think the Yule-tide greetings
Are lots and lots of fun,
Provided folks don't send them
Because folks sent them one.

MY! BUT DOESN'T 1T GET DARK EARLY NOW!
"Women masouerades as man and weds. No one
was more dumbfounded than the wife when the
masquerader was exposed. They had been married
two years" JOURNAL
We regret to note that the city improvement bond
greatly needed municipal windshield.
DEPENDS UPON HIS RAISIN'
Sir: If Mr., Yeast, now member. is elected d.
rector of the c. of c.. will that get some kind of a
Father, having had all day yesterday to play with
Willie's mechanical toys, will probably let Willie
have them for little while today.
TURKEY HASH.
Your Christmas dinner might been as fine as any
in the land,
hope it was it should been, with plenty here at
hand,
With the turkey and the trimmin's and the fixins
fore and aft
With friends and family gathered round, and the
kids with hunger daft,
But Christmas dinner is to me just way-pont on
To another meal that folers it, and better one,
I've knowed
Since my discreton's been knee high, and my palate
has been wise,
And my tongue told when thing was good 'thout
dependin' on my eyes,
The meal speak of thusly Is the one that marks
the last
OF the pretty turkey dinner that has then done
When you take the scraps and framework and with
abandon rash,
You dump it in the skillet and you make tur-
key hash.
The shorter the skirt, the expensive the hose
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The Journal Is unkind. When the Herald does get
piece of news, it should be allowed the novelty of
printing it, unmolested.
Evasion seems to be nine points of the law.
Egotsm and Conceit are no more than other
names for Misplaced Confidence.
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YOUR LAST SENTENCE is SUPERFLUOUS
Sir: don't like men with scked back pompa-
dours and pointed toed Shoes and collars, who
smoke stogies, who conceited and talk about
themselves all the time, and who think woman's
sphere is the home
1 haven't got a steady, elther.-CHENToNTITA
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So long as you have both the egg and the chicken
what difference does it make which happened first?
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The price of good liquor will make New Years re-
solutions unnecessary for lot of us.
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COVER UP YOUR THROAT DEARIE, OR YOU'LL
CATCH COLD.
FOR RENT-Room for gentleman adjoining bath,
with outside entrance.-Journal AID.
But HE DIED.
(Beattyville, KY, Enterprise.)
At his home on Little Sinking Creek E. j. crab;
to be the matter with him, but he died
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Sir: What do you think Of a man who receives
from one friend years subscription to Whz-bang.
and from another who knows him equally WELL
bible ?-EM DEE
See Matthew 9Th chapter, latter part ard verse.
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AS PER USUAL.
Last year swore by all that's good and holy,
Last year took sacred solemn vow,
Last year crossed my poor old heart ard promised,
I'd do this years shopping early, anyhow.
] do not like the stores when they are crowded,
| do not like to wait for parcels and the change,
like to do my buying at my leisure,
II you knew me, you would know this isn't strange.
This year I'd like to tell you I shopped early,
This year meant to, but ] can't deceive,
For the truth is did not buy present
Until after six O'Clock on Christmas eve.
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Being couch customer at sanatorium would
not be so bad could only hear Madame Schu-
at the Armory tonight. II. B. c.