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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09
KILLS RATS

and mice-that's RAT-SNAP, the old
reliable rodent destroyer. Comes in
cakes-no mixing with other food.
Your money book if it fails.
35c size Il cake) enough for Pantry,
Kitchen or Cellar.
65c size(2 cakes for Chicken House,
coops, or small buildings.
$1.25 size Is cakes) enough for all
farm and out-buildings, storage build
ings, or factory buildings.
Sold and Guaranteed by Davis Drug
Store and Sauer Hardware.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

/. J. w. Lowe. Cashier Of the above named
bank, do soemniy swear. that the foregoing
statement is true 20 the best Of my knowledge
and belief. j. w LOWE Cashier
Subscribed and sworn TO before me this
26th day Of February, 1921.
Geo. A. Hosmer, Notary Public.
My commission expires April 6, 1924.
Correct. Attest G. b. GARDNER, C. b.
BRUDLOS. Directors
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09
Announcement

wish to announce to the public
that l have opened a repair shop in
the Overland sales building and will
do general automobile repairing.
Phone 18X EARL CALDWELL
90 Viroqua.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09
Buy Black Beauty Coal

Our Black Beauty coal is a very de-
sirable summer fuel as well as for
winter; and the price is off. Let us
fill in you summer needs before the
ground gets too soft for delivery.
9-2 C. L. COLMAN LUMBER co.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

S. f. Owen tells us that his son,
Eugene has severed connection with
his brother, Harvey, in the printing
business at Oxford Junction, Iowa, and
is now employed at an Office in Ere
mont, Nebraska.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09
When You Feel Rheumatic

For the aches and pains of rheuma-
tism Chamberlain's Liniment is excel
lent. Massage the parts thoroughly
twice day with this liniment and you
will be surprised at the relief which it
affords.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

"A new 1Ox16 garage for sale
cheap by j. w. Thayer.
Mems fancy four-in-hand ties,
75c at The Blue Front Store, Ellefson
& johnson.
Rose Olson, d. C. Chiropractor,
Office at Mrs. S. NJ. Kier's residence,
9Th house south of Christian Church.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

When Mr. and Mrs. C. II. Ostrem
and Mrs. Ole Olson arrived at North
holm, Minnesota, 60 miles from the
Canadian line last Tuesday, they found
three feet of snow.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

An Ideal Remedy for Constipation
1t would be hard to find better
remedy for constipation than Cham
berlain's Tablets. For the best effect
they should be taken Immediately af-
ter supper. They are easy to take and
mild and gentle in effect.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09
CHASEBURG BANK

REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE
Shaseourg state BANK. located at Srasepurg'
of business on the 2Ist day of February, 1921.
pursuant 70 cali by the Commissioner of Bank
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

First publication March ., 1921 s.
Notice OF application for final settlement
STATE OF WISCONSIN, COUNTY COURT
VERNON COUNTI-IN PROBATE.
In the Matter of the Estate Of John C
Midthun. deceased.
On reading and filing the application Of I,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Partridge Wyandotte cockereis
at 50 each. Orders for Matching eggs booked
now at $3.50 for Is. few tame rabbits to
close out. Levi Eckhardt Jr. and Brother.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Three registered roam Short
horn bulls, ready for spring service, good indi-
viduals. Price with the present times. In
quire Of Henry Husehka, Viroqua, Il. 1 7-4p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-A few more Barred Plymouth
cockerels. Also three Black Minorca ROSTERS.
Inquire of Mrs. Hugh Buchanan, yiroqua RS.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SABE-Two adjoining farms at Genoa
for sale rent. One farm 1877 acres, the
other 100. Each farm has so acres under
plow. Good buildings and water on both
places. Write to Battista Gilardi. Genoa. Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-AyredaIe pups, u. K. c. regis
tration papers with each pup. Come and take
your choice. Albert Getter Sons. Rs Box
is. Viroqua s-tf
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09
WANTED

SALESMAN wANTED-we want an en-
crgetie and ambitious salesman to sell Enarco
products in Vernon and Monroe counties.
Splendid opportunity for man willing to work
and producing results. Must be equipped with
car. Salary and expenses State age, refer
ences and whether acquainted in counties.
first letter. Address National Refining Co,
Dubuque. Iowa 90
WANTED married man 20 work on farm
by April I. z. :. Dahl Tiroqua Re. Westhy
phone. 1Q-l-p
WANTED VIII do sewing at my rooms at
2o5 T. Court 81 Anna Legler, 1o-l-p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE The residence known the
CasSon property, corner of Court and Center
streets. very desirable location. Inquire of
A. j. Beat %
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Clover-ba Eastwood honey 10-pound
pals $500, 10 pounds in go pound cans $50.
Hamburg chickens. Elias Fox. Union Center.
IL
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Three high grade Holstein
cows, some fresh some to freshen soon. Joe
DeLap. Viroqua. RI. Tap
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE Span Of farm mares, weight
about 2600. Also a span Of Hambletonians
fine driving team price easy if taken soon
Larson Bros Viroaua IO-I
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-One full bl0oded yearling bull
calf, two grade yearlinVs. VIII sell very
eheap. Mrs Gus Fortney. Virodua Re-. e-2-p
FOR SALE Hot blast heater. Ne. IS: can
be seen at Stewart Implement Co.'S. Rev. Sup
p,ce Nirouua. eff
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Pure bred Holstein bull ready
for service. Inquire of Martin l.. Hanson
r. l.. Phone l7r4I2 9-2-p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE One mare coming seven years
old. Sound and in good condition. Weight
1900. Call on Harold Weber. Dach ridge.
9-2-D
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE Snele top buggy in good shape.
Wal go cheap. Roscoe Jennings, Vroqua RS.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

now at the Star.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09
LOST AND FOUND

LOSr-A ConSiu fountain pen. on Main
Street. last Wednesday. Finder please re
turn 70 Censor ofaees lo-l-p
FOUND-After Rebeees party at Odd Fell
lows hall. purse. Owner can have same
at this othce by provisg property.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-26 40-100 acres in eastern part
Of the city main trunk line. Good land
that will raise fine crops. Large orchard, good
little house, small barn and chicken house,
city water and soft water cistern, sidewalks
10 the corner. Why buy a five or ten acre
place when this can be had for little or more
money and on easy terms James Honaker.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-My house and ~ lot located
across the street north Of Court House. | al
so have several other houses for sale. Ole +
Moseng, Phone 2g3I4. 10-I-p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Two registered Jersey bulls.
Ready for service. Inquire of Hugh Buchan-
an, ViroQua RS. Sd
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-One black geldinR team, $500
pounds, II years old. VIII be sold cheap if
taken Inquire Of Andrew B. Fortune
Viroqua city. West Maple st. 1O-1-p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Seven or eight full blood Po-
land China sows. one year old. Priced to sell
quickly. Get them at once. ]. w. Norris
RI. Also some fine registered boar pigs of
the big type train. 32-tf
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

INQUIRE at Neegan & Helgeson's restaurant.9-tf
FOR SALE-One yearling bull nearly full
blood Guernsey. VIII be sold cheap if taken
soon. Chris Davik. Court House Rock Place.
Box 260 ViroQua. Wis. 9-2-p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SAIE-Bed room suite at a reasonable
price. Inquire Of G. f. Chase, 646 Z. Court
s.. Phone 200. 10
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Primrose cream separators.
made by the International Harvester Co. Blu
chauan Bros
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Eight room house, partly mod
ern. large pantry and closets. Very fine
location. INQUIRE at the Censor Office.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Three grade Guernsey heifers
from the best milk COW in our herd Reason
able If taken at once. lack of barn room is
the reason for selling Andrew Tollefson &
Son. Vroqua, RS. l0-1-p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

-Jiggs and Maggie Saturday and
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Either a span Of draft geldings
or draft mares and some milk cows Inquire
Of Fred Rogers. Viroqua, re- 10
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-A set of secondhand double
harness. in good condition. Inquire of Bert
Morrison. NiroQua. Rs SIP
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Cheap if taken at once Iron
clad incubator and brooder. Good as new at
Q bargain. Inquire Of Edw Hines. Viroqua,
RI. holm
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-A Buick Model 81 touring car.
Or viii exchange for span of good horses
or cows. Chester Oliver. Viroqua Inquire at
Quicks grocery store l0-I-p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-Hay. Any kind in car loads.
Can furnish choice alfalfa. Geo. L. Freder-
ick. Beaver Dam, Wis 1913
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR EXCHANGE acres, 20 cultivated.
IS apple trees. much oak timber buildings
habitahie by repair drilled well on r. F. d.
? miles north of Sparta. Wish small place
near NiroQua with good house, water. acreage
low as 20 If fairly level and no sand. Address
vernon County Censor. Dept D. Viroqus, Wis.
FOR RENT-Six acres Of good tobacco land.
Address, Vernon County Censor, Dept. G..
Nrequa. WIS 10-tt
FOR SALE-One coal stove size l4ls.
nearly new. Inquire Of VIVA. P. Hayter, Vino
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

from the best milk COW in our herd. Reason
able If taken at once. ack of barn room is
the reason for selling. Andrew Tollefson &
Son. viroqua, R3. l0-1-D
FOR SALE-Cheap if taken at once Iron
clad incubator and brooder Good as new at
bargain. Inquire Of Edw Hines. Viroqua,
RI. 1O-1-p
FOR SALE-A Buick Model 81 touring car.
Or viii exchange for span of good horses,
or cows. Chester Oliver, Viroqua Inquire at
Quick's grocery store l0-1-p
FOR SALE--A choice Vernon county farm
consisting of POS acres, excellent buildings.
electric lights. three miles from good market
ing town. Price very reasonable, part cash.
fee. Fries-Niebur Agency. 500 Newburg Bldg.
Lacrosse, Wis. 1912
FOR SALE-A few good fall DurOc boars
weighing from $50 to $50 pounds ready for
spring breeding. VIII sell very reasonable
now. Papers furnished. Sold out of bred
sowS and spring bJars.s We have one work
horse, weight 400 pounds for sale. Also
choice snowflake seed potatoes heavy yieders.
MeClurg Bros. Viroqua. 1914.
FOR SALE Registered Guernsey bull calf.
six months old. The dam is a fine large
imported cow with an A. r. record of 800
pounds Of fat as a two-year-old. The sire is
a son Of Frances Washers Honeymoons
Daughter, who was the grand champion Guern-
sey at the Minnesota and Wisconsin state
fairs This calf is a good show animal besides
having plenty of advanced Registry backing
Price $3.50. This is the only young bull we
have left, all others being sold. Our herd
is federal accredited, and free from contagious
abortion. We guarantee this bull calf breed
er, and sold subject to a sixty day retest
Tuscola Farm. Westby Re. 1912
FOR SALE. OR WILL TRADE FOR COWS
One registered Pereheron stallion. two years
old. One registered Morgan stallion. Two
coach mares to foal the last of April. A
two-year-old coach nare.l Wagon. Set of
work harness. Ed Gorsline, Sr. l0-2-p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

FOR SALE-A twin cylinder Indian motor
cycle in good running condition, two speed
Write Olaf Hof Yiroqua Rs Wis. 10-I-n
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Second-hand staye siIo. 24-i4-
in good condition VIII be sold reasonable
Apply at Ole o. ostrems. eastern part of tie
city. IO-2-p
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-03-09

I FOR SALE-Strawberry plants from new
beds, full of life and vigor. Prices are post
paid. Half quantities at half price. Senator
Dunlap. Aroma. Warfied; s1.25 per 100. Fall
bearing varieties: Progressive. Superb; S275
per 100. Price list of small fruits, evergreens,
shrubs, roses and ornamental nursery stock
sent free request. The Northwood Nur-
series, Koethe Bros. Props, Coon Valley. Wis.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-24
Saving Money

This is my money-savings plan. In
the memorandum Of my family account
book have listed the various special
sales of different department stores with
the dates on which they fall. There
are the shoe. furniture, drug, stationery.
silk. underwear. and many other sales
which are always offered during the
same month in each year. On the fol-
lowing pages make notes. AZ they
occur to me, of articles which ! shall
need. For instance. find that my
visiting cards are nearly gone. jot
this down and, turning to my notes,
find at about what date ! can have
cards engraved from my plate at say.
ing of fifty cents per hundred. Or
wish to lay in supply of sheets and
pillow-cases and take, note of the month
when white sales are at their hest
! have practiced this plan In towr
Of ten thousand people and in a city OF
nearly half a million, and know thai
II works we'll in both places. Asid,
from the dollars saved by this ever,
ready information. there Is a great salts
faction in being able to plan my ex
penses in a more efficient way.--Goot
Housekeeping
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-24
THROUGH A WOMANS EYES
To Understand Is to Forgive
BY JEAN NEWTON

GIT MAKES me so disappointed in
i people, complained an erstwhile
happy little woman to me. 1.-THE way
they are all right, sympathetic and all
that, when you are down, but the minute
you get anywhere, up go their backs and
you can sec they are jealous.'
Have you noticed it, too?
Perhaps you were unhappy with your
hubby and you poured ii out, and they
were so sympathetic and tried TO com
fort you and make peace. You could
see they felt for you. But then when 1t
was all over and he sent You flowers
and candy and was more attentive than
their husbands and followed it up at
Christmas with a ruby locket-why,
they just suddenly chilled when you
told them about it
Perhaps you were having trouble in
your job. They told you not to worry
that you could do much better, and
made your trouble their own. But
when things cleared up and you got a
raise, they didn't seem quite as happy
as you expected them to be.
Perhaps your husband had aspira .
tions. He may have been a newspaper
man struggling for recognition as a
great writer. They sympathized with
him, encouraged him. predicted great
things for him. Then one day he was
taken up by the powers that be and
jumped over all of them. They con-
graduated him, the girls congratulated
you, but they did not seem to share
your joy as you thought they would.
Well. are you sure, very sure, that
when hubby gave you that locket. when
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-24

he got that raise, when they put his
name in the paper, are you sure that
you didn't appear just bit superior,
a little pompous? 1t is hard to realize.
but the best of friends arc. at such a
time on their guard against being pa
troniZed, against your thinking you are
better than they are.
Are you sure you were modest in
your new found joy--almost as if you
really felt apologize at having so much
more than the rest of them?
And suppose Jane, whose husband is
in rut that he will probably never get
out Of does seem bit strained, doesn t
enter right into your JOY at your mans
success as she did enter into your
troubles. suppose it is bit OF envy
can you feel anything but sorry for her
When do you need them most-whcn
you are happy or when you are sad?
The cynic says: Weep and you weep
alone" And if you find that your
friends are different, haven't you in
deed something to be thankful for?
Isn't it fine of them?
Nobody likes trouble or sorrow. We
don't like any more shadows in our
lives than We can help having, and II
takes more friendship to so to a fu =
neral than to wedding.
If. then, ny friends will come to me
in the shadows, what more can ] ask
II shows they are real friends. ANA il
somehow they don't always seem to en- :
ter into my triumphs-wel-to realize
is to sympathize, and to understand is
to forgive.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-24

''He must be worth good bit Of
cash. eh 2"
Eve frowncd. She was sharp enough
10 see that this remark was scarcely in
the best Of taste.
II don't know much about his bust
ness affairs you'd better consult Miss
Mary Drew for information on that
point" was her tart comment.
Julian smiled. He firmly believed
that every woman was intensely Jeai-
Gus, and Ewes previous exhibition OF
jealousy toward the other girl had
fiattcred and amused him greatly.
But aloud he said:
II haven't the faintest interest in
Miss Mary Drew. She strikes me as
an insipid little thing" He wheeled
his horse closer to Ewes side and
added:
'But I'm tremendously interested in
everything that concerns you--Eve.'
Ewes henrt--that hitherto invulner-
able organ---gave an unexpected hut-
ter. IL was feeling totally new to
the young woman. 1t rather worried
her.
Her "poise" was something that
she'd always been assured of. Nothing
in the world had ever really touched
her feelings.
And vet this curious, inscrutable,
slow drawing man seemed to have
broken down her fences in the most
amazing fashion.
"Are--are -truly--interested in
me---Julianp' she stammered, slowing
her horse into walk and gazing into
Julisn's eyes. w
"Of course, / am-you silly little
thing! His gauntleted hand closed
over hers. He lowered his voice to a
caressing note. "Evc-don't you think
that you and / would pull magnificently
togetherT
The wording of this question savored
lust trife of the unromantic. But
Eve heard it very gladly.
She mustn't let him see her feelings,
though. Her old creed as to handling
men came back to her at this crisis.
He must be played with.
"Other men have asked me the same
thing many times !" She tossed her
head. And I don't like your phrase
about pulling together magniticently'-
it sounds too much like stable.
Julian regarded her with tolerant
and complacent smile.
"You'vc fooled men pretty often,
haven't you? But, Eve, you can't fool
me.'
Before she could prevent him he had
swung himself forward in his saddle
and had kissed her on the lips.
"You-you. mustn't! Julian-have
you gone crazy
He laughed outright.
"You needn't try TO humbug me, he
cried. Little philanderer! You and l
belong, that's all Before a week is
over you II be coming to me and telling
me so! You know already that it is
the truth You've never felt toward
any man the way you've felt to me! l
know it!
Eve stammered out protest. But
with Julian's curiously magnetic eyes
upon her she felt she couldn't say a
word. Over this young girl the man
seemed to exercise some species of
typnotism.
TOmOrrow-Rivals
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-24
To Clean a White Hat
" o. W0mdr'S Page:

To the Editor o. Womdr'S Page:
Dear Madam--Is 1t possible to dye
white satin hat dark shade without
taking It off the frame? Could straw.
hat coIoring be used successfully? II
not kindly advise me what to use to
clean the hat, as il was worn all last
season and is quite soiled.
Your column Is a great help 70 US AL,
Best wishes for your future success and
thanking you for any advice you can
give me. T. p,
With great care you could dye the
hat by dipping It into boiled or cold
dye while II Is on the frame. But you
would have to be experienced in dyeinR
and very careful in order 20 get an even
color, and even then It Is Just possible
that the liquid would make the satin
dull and ugly. The straw hat coloring
could not bo used at all, for II dries stiff
and would spoil the satin.
But you can clean II by sponglng with
either gasoline or carbon tetrachloride
The gasoline would do the work more
quickly, but OF course there Is the dan
ger in that because It Is infammablc.
II you use It be sure TO do the worll
outdoors. Thank you for your good
wishes hope the column WIN always
! be able to help you.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-24
Blames the Men

Dear Cynthia-G'm a habitual reader
or your daily column and consider the
reading of such an essential routine.
An interesting and attractive feature
OF the column Is the bloodless war being
carried on by both sexes. The weapons
are various. such as the mighty pen,
the faults OF the opposite sex, and the
theories offered are many. some litter
and capable OF producing the desired
effect My attitude In regard to my own
SEX namely. The Young Man OF 81"
is antagonistic, and I'm regard to the
denounced and so-called extremist girl
l possess the inclination to be compli-
mentary.
If any moral deviation is noticeable IN
the girls character of today, the men
are directly responsible for such. A girl
and incidentally seeks the company oTS. Of a.
young man. According to custom the
man names the places OF the amusement
to attend. II girl attends a promiscu-
Gus dance hall, and finds that the dances
like leaving. but after consideration OF
this would think this attitude impolite
and would stay until the conclusion of
the dance.
As for the condemning Of the alb
breviated dresses, etc, this Is a result OF
the designing Of men, No cosmetical ap-
pliance Is harmful, IL It were, the drug
store dealers would not sell Il, and Il
a girl desires to appear in public with
such on her face, that Is her own bust
ness.
In contrast with the feminine appear
ance. that Of the male is ludicrous hu.
morous, and about the best idea OF a
Joke Imaginable. Consider the unar-
tistic spats, the broad and unbecominp
pants. the coat decorated with ornate
buttons and the cut sleeves on such
merge out into the atmosphere and res
semble q pair Of wings. The ties are
competitive to the shoe making indus
tries, and the derbies are set on such a
precarious angle that it Is almost neces.
sary to put weights on the opposite side
to balance the wearer.
When the young men wake up, assume
different attitude toward the fairer
sex and eliminate the attempt to be
grandiloquent. then maybe the weaker
sex Will profit by such inspiring ex-
amples. AFFAIRE D'AMOJR.