The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1921-11-11

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land Plain Dealer.
Noah sent out a dove and it found
a dry spot. but we fear the bird would
have harder time now in the u. S.
Az Manila Bulletin
u. s. prohibition enforcement
agents working along the east coast
and along the Canadian border find 1
there's too much whisk in whisky
Manila Bulletin.
An Indian named Man-Afraid-of-
Nothing married a white woman in
Montana not long ago, and IN one
week after the wedding he applied TO
his tribe to have his name changed.
Boston Transcript
1t is evident that the Sick Man of
Europe can't digest Greece Dallas
News.
The world has too many cranks and
not enough self-starters.--Co Columbia
Is. CO Record,
Anything can happen now A Chica-
70 telegraph messenger was arrested
for speeding.--Kansas City Star.
Just when England seems 20 have /
the Irish question settled some Irish /
man asks another uestion.-Ameri- |
can Lumberman (Chicag1),
The Japanese are becoming expert
in baseball, says a news item. This
may account for Japan's increasing
proficiency in stealing bases in the
Pacifc.--Norfolk Virginian-Pilot.
The Fort Scott Tribune has rea
sons for believing there must be some
connection between this headline,
Thousands OF Barrels OF Whisky
Floating in the Atlantic" and THE
one. Bring the Ocean to Chicago. -
Kansas City Star.
Just now we Republicans would
rather not discuss hard times. At
Gibson Globe,
Russia appears 10 have abolished
about everything except he'll and hum
ger.--Louisyille Post.
II the well-knOwn Shipping Board
would anchor it's ships beyond the
'three-mile limit and offer them for
rent the big deficit soon could be
pad.-B Boston Shoe & Leather Report
CIR.
Hudson Maxim inventor Of smoke
less powder, fears that the United
States IS going to decay and ruin as
the result Of prohibition. II Is. In
number of places the workhouse has
had to close Minneapolis Journal
Home brew is responsible for some
of the home bruisers.- Dallas News.
Andy Volstead SAYS that his life has
been threatened. hut wen WAGER no
bootlegger did it--Columbia Record
John Barleycorn has had more obi
tuaries written about him than any
other living erson.-Columbia Rec
ord.
Good times are just around the
corner" Bnt Il Is hard to negotiate
the corner on four flat tires.-New
York Morning Telegraph.
There are two sides TO profitccrinR
in food, remarks the Philadelphia
Record hut the side that the consnm-
or gets is the rough side Churleston
News and Courier
Prohibition. says California au-
thority. has caused the price OF
cranes 10 advance from SO TO S75 per
ton. Wonder II we couldn't get Mr.
Volatead 10 pass law prohibiting the
use of lumber Nashville Southern
Iumberman.
II we don't hurry and build more
battlcships. we won't he ready for
disarmament Brooklyn Eagle
If ia said that we are after what
Russia raises, and. without using the
four-letter word, Lenine would like to
see us get it.-Wall Street Journal
Weather sharps are predicting n
hard winter for everybody except
coal dealers Brooklyn Eagle,
business having turned the cor
ner" Is now wondering what will hap
pen in the next block. Boston Shoe
and Leather Reporter.
A reformer says he will move heay-
on and earth to enforce prohibition
The real problem, however, is 10 find
some way to move the Bahamas
Baltimore Sun.
An English dancer says sleeping
outdoors makes one beautiful. At
last we are able TO account for the
charming appearance OF the average
hobo.--Seattle Times.