Evening journal., 1921-04-07
KEYSTONE HOT SHOTS
BY THE OLD GUARD.

The attraction in NOrristOWn must
be great for j. T. c., when he has to
call in a dentist to clean his teeth.
and a manicure to clean his finger
nails. He also, got a new black
derby which Should have been
brown. However, he will get the
brown one when he pitches quoits
again.
Apple Johnson always shuts his
eyes when he passes any apples now.
The Kid got sick on apples and he is
off of them for the rest Of his days.
He even saw a cent in the car track
and was afraid TO pick it up. The
boy is scared, RI say.
Come on, you fellers on that ball
card committee. Step on the gas
and get busy. We want that card
filled out. A little more pep, Mike
and John. Don't let White beat
you.
Morris Goldberg, the inflated box
fight manager, is getting to be some
important guy these days. Morris 5
chest is getting bigger and bigger.
He will soon he known as the Tex
Rickard Of Wilmington.
We don't know how j. T. G.. feels
but that cake was made by Ollie
Higgins, the well known kitchen me-
chanic. Ollie says now that he
knows Jim likes cake. he will bake
him another one, but he can't afford
to give him the ice cream unless
business picks mp.
Parson Marks. the fighting spa
ghetu eater had to lay Off training
Wednesday afternoon. He was play
ed out owing to measuring so much
spaghetti He will in condition to
fight Red Smith on Saturday. We
advise Red oleave town that day.
o. X. H. says he can't work only
at bartending. o, tell me how long
he will be out Of work.
Bullen and Pierce are working out
daily so they will be able to Jazz
with p. W.
Galen Pierce is sure some Jazz
! hound. He was seen in the trot at
the armory Saturday night.
Tommy Kilrain is learning how to
dance as he was at the Jazzola Tues
day working out with p. w. II
Tommy can't box any better than he
can dance. he had better go back tC
heating rivets for he will make nC
money boxing
Hey. Bullen. do you think you will
get that sweater by next winter
Take a tip from the old guard and
buy one and. also stay away from
Fifth and Poplar streets.
Before J. T. G. pitches quoiti
again he should get fortune teller
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his eyes examined by an Optician.
Terranova went on a honey rur
Hast night and while up a tree a far
mer shot at him several times. Ter
ranova turned over several time
getting out Of that tree and thei
turned over a fence. He also passed
D three automobiles coming in tn
pike. Some runner, we say. Won
der who the farmer was?
Bows. dont forget the voting con
test. Get busy. the time is short
vote for Keystone and then go u
and bring that cup down TO the clu
house. where it belongs.
Buckley McGinness sure must b
lost or is losing his memory when h
told the referee Tuesday night to an
nounce him as unattached. We won
der II Buck is ashamed Of the Key
stone. as he spends more OF his tim
in the club than anywhere else. Ex
plain yourself. Buckley, and do
quick.
The club members think John Ma
loney should have a medal. At grea
risk TO himself John stopped a runa
, way horse Sunday morning. w
don't know whether John stopped
with a punch or whether he won b
technical decision.
All keystone ball players shoul
report to the club house on Satur
day afternoon. Any member wish
ing to make the team should com
out and let us see what you can dc