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Evening star., 1921-08-21
The Creme de la Creme of
Exquisite AUTUMN Millinery

HIEFLY copies of Paris
~ m o d els-others crea-
tions of New York's
star designers. individuality is
the outstanding feature, and
we have strained point for
becoming effects-accomplish-
ing it to the delight of women,
who are always sure of obtain
ing becoming and newest styles
in millinery in Our we'll stocked
salon.
Velvets are in the lead, Panne
and Lyons Silk Velvets side by
side in favor. Duvetyn alone
or combined with other mate
rials show the pile fabric trend.
Gre in profusion is also fetch
ing. Feathers-no end to
feathers, from the glycerine os-
trich to the most elaborate nat
ural feathers in brilliant or
somber tones.
Spanish lace semi-veils droop
over a brim here and there
tailored styles take their place
for the woman in search of Sc
we're models.
Second Floor-Lansburgh 4 Brother.
Evening star., 1921-08-21

Combination OF peIvef
and cire .oith brim strd-
ding Of beads and a long,
jaunty loop of cire as a fin
ishing touch. Price, $500.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-11

John D. Jones Of Long Beach Cali
and Mrs. Julia Pulling Of Hamilton
Ont. Mrs, Charles FIGHTER was the
leader for the afternoon. Mrs. 2. G.
Reed gave some patriotic piano selec-
tfons and Mrs. l.. c. Gordon member
of IIooHier Ellen Chapter Of Corydon,
Ind, presented her transfer card in
order to become affiliated with the
Calumet chapter. After the business
and social hour Mrs Badeaux served
dainty lunch. The next meeting viii
be the second Monday in February
with Mrs. D. c. Reia. All members Of
out of town chapters are earnestly re-
quested TO be our guests at these
mmonthly meetings The names Of
the sons of the members who served
in the world war and whose names ap-
pear on the honor roll are to be pl8c-
ed in the records Of the state and ma
tional historical records of the 4. a.
r. Mrs. Creswell. publicity chairman
Of Calumet chapter has charge Of the
work and it has proved most interest
ing to all members. The honor roll
contains one Gold Star that of Frank
McIlraine. brother Of Mary McIlraine
WaIdron. formerly Of East Chicago.
now of Minneapolis.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-11

leaving for a trip down the state
where they viii be on hunting trip
for few days.
Mr. and Mrs Sam Blumenthal OF
Elm street entertained Mr.. and Mrs, II.
and Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Blumenthal of
Chicago for the day.
st. stanislaus Alumni defeated the
Boy Scout Troop Z at basketball with
the score standing 1910. 1t was an
interesting game and the contestants
all evenly matched.
The Mesdames "A. A. Ross and Harry
f. Bloomberg will be attending the
performance OF grand opera Thursday
evening Of this week when Lakme is
the attraction. The ladies. both skilled
musicians, are taking advantage Of
the entire opera season in their at
tendance.
The Kappa Kappa are renewing
their activities from the postponed
date Of their charity dance and are
looking hopefully for a good attend
ance on the evening of January % at
the Mckinley Auditorium.
Mrs. Victor Badeaux Of 41o2 North
cote avenue was hostess TO the mem
bers Of Calumet Chapter Of d. AR.
There was fine attendance OF the
members. including Mrs. Gordinier Of
Chicago who comes out to attend the
meetings. retaining her membership In
this chapter. The roll call was New
Years greetings from each member.
two from out Of town members. Mrs.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-11

, ave, date of January goth. for an Auc-
ton Bridge Party, an afternoon affair.
Captain Tench. directing the Saliva
! ton Army work in this city, has been
for the past several days engaged in the
assistance OF toe vaccination work at
the Harbor. The captain was assigned
the part Of the .ask OF recording all
names of those va"cinated and this IA
oilttated the progress Of the number
taken care Of
st. Adams Episcopal Gutid is holding
a session this afternoon with Mrs Jack
Lindsey. in Fir s;re,t and The new Of
flccrs recently ele ted are conducting.
I hey are Mrs. ]. tombstone. president;
Mrs. George NJ. witt. vice president;
Mrs. Robert WaTtena, secre-ary. M:s
Frank SteInbach. treasurer. A COM
plete program will be made out for the
coming years activities.
Miss Edna Morgan. teacher of English
classes at the Washington high school,
returned to her duties yesterday after
an illness of week.
Edgar Williams. son Of the r. A. Will
ltams OF Northcote avenue. is better of
an illness Of pneumonia suffered the
past week
The No Name Club meets this evening
with Mrs. Carl Thomas of North For
sythe avenue, as hostess.
The Protected Home Circle, incepted
In this city five months ago. held a ban
quot at Odd Fellows hall. In honor TO
the joint installation of officers of the
Whiting circle and tho circle of this
city. There We're covers laid for sixty
guests. Participating in the program of
the evening was the state deputy, c. +.
Webster. also julius Boehing, who serv-
ed the order as past president Mr.. and
Mrs. E. Poor supreme guardian and
companion. of Hammond, we're guests of
the evening. The banquet table was ar
ranged in red carnations. the color en-
blematic Of the order. The adoption Of
candidates was a part of tho evenings
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-11
entertainment.

entertainment.
The Happy Hour club viii spend to-
morrow at the Mark City. guests of Mrs.
John Corder. who moved from Indiana
t1arbor over to the new location The
feature of the club is to enjoy a noon
day repast and spend the afternoon in
whatever diversion chosen BY those who
attend. It is desired that az members
be present tomorrow.
'Ihe cafeteria supper at the First M. E.
church, corner Of Chicago and Barring
avenues tomorrow evening, comrnmenc-
ing at $3.50 o'clock. is open to the pub
lie The committees announce hot gin
seroread as a special dessert on this oc-
casion and can we'll prepare for a crowd
The suppers win be held regularly as
community events and gives many the
pleasure Of enjoying q home cooked
meal.
John Corder. an employe of the Mark
Plant has gone to points in Virginia
and Kentucky on business for a week
or ten days
Guests of the Fred Lantz' of North
magoun avenue this week. are Mrs.
Frank Baldwin Of Oil City, Pa. and Mrs.
Charles Reed of Rabbit city, Mimi. the
latter is a daughter In the household and
her little daughter, Mary Isabel. accom-
panied her.
Many Indiana Harbor men are re-
ported to be taking advantage of the
vacations that are afforded them
through the scarcity Of work at the
present time and spending the days in
hunting down in the area of Snyder,
IND. and other adjacent points
The Clint ]. c. Clouds OF Henlock
street have as their guests. Mr., and
Mrs. George Rabbit Of Chicago.
spending the week. Mr. Rabbit is a
brother to Mrs. Claud. Mr.. Cloud, Mr..
Babbitt. Fred spangler Bert Wilson.
and Mr.. WilIiams Of Parish avenue are
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-11

of Mr.. E. D. Mooney who is the Presi-
dent-elect.
Rev. James Howard. pastor of the
African NJ L. Church at Indiana Har-
Dor, has departed to hold revival sedv-
ices at points near Des Moincs. Iowa,
and expects to be absent from this city
for about a week or more.
Miss Mary Helen Davis, OF North
Magoun ave. was hostess last evening
to the members of the Auction Bridge
Club
Invitations have been issued in the
name of Mrs. Thomas Erwin. Kennedy
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-01-11
TWin City
News Notes

The regular monthly meeting Of the
East Chicago Club and annual installa-
ion Of the new officeds for 1921. which
was called for this evening has been
postponed until Thursday evening. jan
uary 18th owing to the enforced absence
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

had ttn his makers would drop around just
as he could"
Leavn time finish this rubber" presdin' judge.
amiable.
At 1So tn doors flung an hunky red velvet
golf trousers "Hs excenc Capen Baron Adlphus
Augustus Won Spitzwtz"
Tn court rises respectfully tn prisoner enters Havin slapped
tn Sargent proper a
tn court is seated
Good mornin' Adoph" says tn presidin' Judge
"Mornin," mods tn baron yawnir'
Sorry bother Adoph. a copy tn
Fegendebadder tn table with anusr shown Bend
dressed like donkey ookin' Lloyd George sittn
might help pass away tn time"
Thanks I'll just lie here an doze"
Certainly Tell disturb I'll read tn charges You
charged U with havin saeny sunk hospital ship tn high
2 with havn fired handed tn rovboats contanin tn
(s with THROWN monkey wrences ar other msse the
allied dogs swimmn in tn az with
vivo crawl tn deck submarine submeg
What this splendid
Adolph?"
The prisoner his pipe with a modest blush.
81" fer boasn he land while amt denyn
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off the looking around for convenient He
ambulance
carry his remains home.
Escaping respite major operation which should
without smelling the
place. the sufferer should good long before returning
Vacations with whole fiscal
without periods
reflection between welldluted doses Of drudgery
Possibly the disaster which bird who is
holiday struck accident Having
future fatigue after painless
be thought Short swift ride the
ptal then obsequies without flowers
who himself Of weeks these
doing his risk He sufficiently
lettering When he finally his
aspirations impaired he is lazy play the va He
tired listen No much labor the
who has the woods and didn't kidnapped by
the squirrels
That's the eashoe cnfetted with work and
wife dodgers In the whether
ones vacation fostering the mountains by the but
figures that the nut who preferred to his
The Washington times., 1921-08-28
LETTERS FROM A FATHER

High promise these
feends with great hsrshness?"
tn solemn. likewise
with their fingers.
"Then" says High Commission
tn tn "let tn sword O. Justice fall an
protest"
make tn sword fell an nobody bothered
again But then there's lot difference tween tn
In this country presumed innocent
till guilty after which he's pronounced In
after he's knowed be guilty
after which he's pronounced hero
Even tn court is different big simple tn walls
which decorated with photographs tn prisoners drapd with tn
national flag laurel wreath Instead O. hard chairs
bump his big leather scattered around An assor
meershum pipes lays tn table Deputy sher
fro servn foain stems an petze tn cherry
hum minges with tn noise o. tn
h first prisoner tn docket presidin high judge
Adoph Won SpzwitI hospital ship"
At this o tn junior judges wakes an begins applaud
impression that he's banquet somebody's
introduen tn speaker. tn Clerk tn steps
tn desk
Ellis sxcslency tn Capen just tephoned
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SUMMER is CONVALESCENT BUT BANKROLL AMT

industry that sailor couldn't
makes work under the head alien enemies blazers
always busy being idle to find time 70 loaf.
Beware Of the furlough neal
Calendar fytwo
only consists those which
the other fifty don't ivemerely fight
Fifty weeks bareback qunne grab
twenty five Of unsupported animation
You always victim who has
species detect railroad
unload EN- suicases and ALL The mbee who
journey sticks the Union angry
umpre's thumb
He walks with his chin down the fourth button his
shirt the hotel hounds hae left him shirt Otherwise
cruch to hold his head off Of his nece
him for remaining change His twh fooshy
suggestion Of additional he
he sinks back home from
simple domestic cooking
He has been TO the seashore and he WAS shon.
Any time duke with
sok about the stomach don't send
and motion That
The Washington times., 1921-08-28
Bv Ed Streeter

things can't take credit fer havr thought EN- all
In l just carryin' out orders"
told you" tn judge beamin' round tn court
remember who these orers Think careful
No."
bein unable remember tn judge finds him guilty
memory officer an gentleman, condemns him
his OF side out fer two days.
prisoner Rupert charged
killed all wounded that fell in his hands Like
a modest refuses take tn credit
at is my general Won Strangeen," says he.
you general fooln when he give
tn Aint
humor?"
The prisoner denies the charge Indignantly
painful You to three days mpson
your country estate. Are there cases?"
Eight thousand four hundred your honor"
all Deutschland Uber Allies before
before retrn This dismissed Before
allied commission tell em tn has been avenged
Phaps it's terrible punishment fer German Maybe can't
1t always though, that tn
n war criminals drape em quietly from te-
they'd signed the armise They hand
Fodderland without causn all this
to yours tn hemp necke,
Amos H. Arresby Faith.
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

reputation possessing disposition based the
fact that had my beard shaved.
my enemies declared had amputated that wife
would look older than did, The truth Of the matter is
had shorn because my greagrandchdren found enjoy
ment in pulling my whskers Like any sensible person,
cannot bear to see little children have good time
II will pursue the tactics in my work
Any films that fit for public gaze will be conhscaed
by me and will store them in my house. There will
project them private SCREEN and again. just
to assure myself that acted in the right spirit and hope
they don't wear out"
When asked by members of the for his secrets Of
longevity he replied:
LET your life be open book, but make it like
French novel than study of zoology Be good especially
yourself Adopt your guide the motto, Live and let
live but most Of the living while others do the letting
Never smoke have to buy the tobacco yourself Learn
how to grow old dsgracefully"
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

N EAR Son:
tn papers where tn German High Court at Leipzig
tryn German War Criminals Justice, tn
ookn lady with tn has took to wearn pickle
hub her blonde braids an dnkn with her meals Only the
fined Colonel five dollars an fer
merely shoon all tn wmmn children in French village An
flynn Capen severely reprmanded fer bombn
hospital O. which only four escaped.
clear il they reprimandn him fer BLOWN tn
hospital letn tn four But at it's comfort
past fellows with
such COINS unpublished.
intention the Allies have tn whole crowd
in mornn charge disturbin the But the
only pervisons gettn hold Of by putin
clause to that effect in tn Treaty O. Versails
tn they considerable rieds
They said how they could joke well anybody but
carryin tn thing far The Allies firm
said they only goin fer eight times
they fohcomin' then what
would do.
quiet em tn hodn tn trials
The Allies still firm, they allowed
they might we'll in rather than have i'll feen"
Always tn look out fer tkery they Special High
mmisson Leipzig before the trial begun spoke plain
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

1T is true that I never
smoked in public until l was
three years old. 1t is equally
true that l never raised my
hand against my mother ex-
cept in self defense"
Dumdum aspired to the po-
sition of skipper on a rum
running ship, but instead he
had to be satisfied with an
appointment as film censor
of bathing pictures. At his
birthday dinner he touched
on that score, adding:
"My new job means that
my optical powers may be
restored. My foes have held
that l am the meanest man
in the world. If so l should
make good as a censor. My
The Washington times., 1921-08-28
1921 is about to collapse.

r Gazing q. 's21 is about to collapse
4, ToJa Wing back into the piece parasol
= ths grade.
Squirrels gathering their nuts-look
plentiful bat nee spaniel doesn't discriminate.
pants taking it on hemp
hats curtin the edges which
isn't dangerous any
Little roach insidious bug right through
bank roll and leaves cash flying hastaf
Chgger tough bite Tears
vacation divorces ambition
worker
Symptoms of first from insect identity
Usually accompanied by dropping Of the of
elbows On the first ukewam Sunday Of spring the patient sumps
ehargica relapse the liberty bonds .
road ticket before Monday
The gaoping vacation muffd chance let
occupation homesick the roop
invented by the who discovered the Morris chair
to sleep in and the other hang feet The folding
desk strictly the idea Of the bird who tossing off
holiday When the Of the golf
curls up like opera hat.
One nesting habit the vacation spider he spins
The Washington times., 1921-08-28
By Skillet Finn

oak usually got osbn later tucked
in its trunk
galoot but empty stomach for any
hemisphere Lots of birds leave the city
and heard of That's because
woods without visible Of chaperon
When in America Of hicks who couldn't
develop asigmaism overnight developed unyenS
the neglected the customary
forwarding address, Department has decided
and imported steel traps catch
rodents who have errands nn
vacation but short compared to what's comm to them
babies get loose again. they'll think vacation is dis
ease instead of a recurring
the calendar it's ascertain that season
three weeks nger
off 81 when derby sched
the ash barrel and palm beaches will curl like window
shade.
his bnkers drill back to toll
Midsummer Nights Dream only book not fact Giddy
tatons fade Americas hope OF get
Ing back European touch.
Summer 8 convaescent-
bank roll ain'
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

Invited to express his opinion of flirting women, the gay
old dog answered:
Better than they used to be-"
They hoop skirts in your day, didn't they he was
asked. The celebrated Mr.. Dumdum retorted:
young men, my day in your day. don't know
how you spend nights But if don't go home until
the early hours your nights nights It is true that
remember time when they hoop skirts, but have
kept up with the styles though got athletic heart
from the exeron read every line Of stories Of the Still
where most men of my years worrying for
fear that the next world will bring renewal of marital
ties with the person who made home such tough
joint earth"
During his haransue, the grand old mans toupee fell
into the discard and for moment he embarrassed
He remarked however:
EYES, indeed that part is false My teeth imitation
also But food isn't the only thing in life. And Elwell
wore toupee, and look at his record"
Almost before Rocquefo had ended his historic
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

One OF RocQueforts friends
replied:
His wife! She is a noted
artists model. She is ninety
eight years old. Her mother
raised a howl when ROGUE
forts wife bobbed her hair.
She rules the old boy per-
fectly."
But" exclaimed the anx-
ious scribe, "Rocquefort
thinks he is such a devil
among the women!"
THAT is a failing all
young men have" was the
comment. "And so long as
Rocquefort remains young in
his own mind he will suffer
that delusion."
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

old ladies who take in wash
ing. Naturally, if Cinnamon
are allowed to take in this
washing it will be very
tough on Barney Donnelly'
and many other right guys.
This law is we'll known to
Cinnamon all over the
world, and they generally
give my old home town
nothing more than the
howdy-you-do going by, but
once in awhile some ignorant
Chinaman lights and tries to
get q toe-hold for himself.
Then, of course, there Is
nothing left to do but call
out q few of the boys and
take after this foolish China
man and make him hard to
catch. The only Chinaman
who lets shutdown find him
in my old home town is q
Chinaman by the name of
Q;u1 Loo 1uh0 ia hurled
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

Japs any way, and neither
has my Grandpap Mugg.
In fact, my Grandpap
Mugg hates Japs more than
he hates anybody else, ex-
cept maybe Mexicans, but
then, of course, guys are
born hating Mexicans back
in my old home town.. Now,
/ will tell you why my
Grandpap Mugg is off Japs
30 strong, because it is quite
a story, and goes back TO
the time my Grandpap
Mugg is a justice of the
peace in, my home county.
He is a pretty fair justice
of the peace as justices of
the peace 60 in those days,
too, and everybody who
wishes justice always goes
to my Grandpap Mugg,
especially if it is justice
against Mexicans they are
looking for, and also against
Cinnamon.
In those days it is agar
light in my old home town
l. 4 -;
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the city limits.
But of course, this is very drastic and
nobody approves much of it, although many citizens
think is Sing Lees fault for not getting earlier
start. .
wakes up and what does it find but restaurant opened
down by the depot with big sign over which says it
ia run by K. Matsura some such. 1t seems that
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

the next thing anybody
knows the U. S. Govern
ment is raising the dickens
about the matter, because it
seems japan is talking Of
sending a warship up the
Arkansaw River and bonn
harding our town.
My Grandpap Mugg always
claims that he can lick a war
ship of Japs by himself if
they look like Cinnamon, and
he is willing to try it, too, but
it happens that they make n,
old home town settle for the
Jap's restaurant and talk
some of having the law on
my Grandpap Mugg.
So, naturally, Japs are not
so popular back in my old
home town, and if we get in
any sort of jam with them I
am very sure my Grandpap
Mugg will be among the first
here to enlist and give them
The Washington times., 1921-08-28
By Damon Runyon

planning witness in this may be Jap for all know
but" he says, "he looks to like Chinaman and"
he says "a guy who looks like Chnaman has stand
in this court. Furthermore" my Grandpap Mugg says
II do know there any difference between Jap
and Chnaman anyway, and must dismiss the CASE
Well, the Jap Consul and this Matsura go away and
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

this Matsura is q Jap, but in
those days nobody in my
home town ever sees a Jap
before and figures he is
nothing but a Chinaman.
Some Of the boys drop in
and tell Matsura to haul it,
which is a way of saying for
him to 60, but this Matsura
is a fresh guy, and he tells
in 30 many words where
they can 60 themselves.
Naturally, this causes much
Indignation, so the boys take
Matsura's restaurant to
pieces to see what makes it
tick, and, furthermore, they
run Matsura plumb bow
legged, heading him in the
direction of Denver.
Well, the next thing any
body knows, Matsura comes
back from Denver with q
guy who turns out to be the
Japanese Consul, or some
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

AM reading with much interest lately about the island
of Yap, but what it is all about am not able to
figure out except that it may somehow get us in jam
with the Japs. .
Personally do not wish to get into jam with any
BODY but if we must have jams will just soon have
them with the Japs because have much use for
The Washington times., 1921-08-28
BY Gene Fowler

ton, of beauty (and say it is indeed
rare) addressed the speaker curtly
"Send your boob friends home, old sap, for going
out to the golf tournament where will play in the finals
for the worlds championship"
"Who is that fapper?" young reporter asked.
The Washington times., 1921-08-28

SUCH and what do they do but out lot OF war
rants for different guys and have them pnched and
taken before my Grandpap Mugg, the Justice OF the
Peace
My Grandpap Mugg see Jap before any
more than anybody in my old home town. and after
he hears what everybody has to he says to them
like this:
Gentlemen" my Grandpap Mugg says, "the COM
The Washington times., 1921-08-28
NUMB KNOBS

n OCQUEFORT DUMDUM, whose head is as empty As
II barroom celebrated his hundredth birthday ami
versary last model of good conduct he modesty
arose in response call for speech; call that no one
had made. He said:
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Cinnamon.
In those days it is against the law for Cinnamon to
liqht in nv old home town. what with them being
handy about opening laundres and doing washing which
belongs to Barney Donnelys old lady, and other guys