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New Britain herald., 1921-10-01
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Entered at the Post Office at New Britain
 Second Class Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

Is headline Run Down Gang" g command or a description?
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

The Conference will discuss dis armament, pro and con; and all will be well if there isn't too little .'pro'' and too much "con."
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

The price of coal Nouldn't seem st unreasonable if there was lay against selling it.
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

that the German ship of state needs a, helm, he means a Whilhelm
 There are two classes of Americans: Those who get rich quick, and those who think their lot is hard
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

- The reason some men like to dicta te their letters is because you can dictate without knowing how to spell.
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

When one of the old boys complains
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

Any list of the light fiction of the dy should include Japan's assertion that she seeks no special advantage in China.
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01
)Try This On, Your Wise Friend

A man digs a 24-foot hole inl four days. The first day he digs, twice as deep as the second day;
 the second day twice as deep as the fourth; the third day as deep as the first and fourth days, and the fourth day one-third as many ; feet as he is tall. How tall is he?(
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

Business Office .............. 925 EditorHI Rooms ............... 92t
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

A lot of people think pep" con- sists in being forever excited about something.
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

Senator A. F. Hall states that he voted, during the last session of the Legislature, against the jitney bRl whnh has caused so much unpopular restriction upon jitneys in this city and elsewhere.
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

The chief trouble with the Invisible Empire" is that it shows a disposition to be an invisible umpire.
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

The reason lot of executives never get anywhere is because they waste too much energy being enthusiastic.
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01
New Britain Herald.

P. M. at Herald Building, CT Church street.
 SA.0C d Year. s2.0S Threc Months.
 75c Month
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

Hard times An annoying season during which it is necessary to give job little attention in order to keet if
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

There are only two things that vii make you forgive a man: Genuine Christianity, and the knowledge tha you can lick him.
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

Answer to yesterdays: 16.
New Britain herald., 1921-10-01

We might increase public revenues by requiring men to take out license before lying about their gasoline mile age.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02
THE SOUTH BEND NEws-TIMEs

"Afr. Dabster's going to take me
on top OF the building to observe the
view" said Daisy. after she had in
troduced her admirers. Il never
was on a skyscraper. I guess It must
be awful nice and funny up there.
Hint" said Joe.
1.-The panorama" said Mr.. Dabster.
exposed 90 the gaze from the top
Of a lofty building is not only sub
lime. but instructive. Miss Daisy
has a decided pleasure in store for
her"
IT'S windy up there. too. as well
as here said Joe. Are you dressed
warm enough. Daise?"
"sure thing! I'm all lined" said
Daisy, smiling slyly at his clouded
brow. You look just like a mum
NY in a case, Joe. Amt you just
put in an invoice of a pint Of peanuts
or another apple? Your stock looks
awful Overstocked."
your quarters are somewhat lin
tied. Mr.-er-er," remarked Dab
ster. 'Tn comparison with the size Of
the building. I understand the area
OF its side TO be about $40 by 100
feet. That would make you occupy
a proportionate space as If half Of
BeloOchistan were placed upon a
territory as large as the United
States east Of the Rocky mountains,
with the Province OF Ontario and
Belgium added
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02

car. He could and would tell you
the proportion Of water and muscle
making properties OF peas and veal,
the shortest verse IN the Bible. the
number OF pounds OF shinge mails
required 70 fasten 25e shingles laid
four inches 20 the weather, tho pop
ulation OF Kankakee. H., the theor-
les Of Spinoza. the name OF Mr.. Il.
Mckay Twombly's second hall foot
man, the length OF the Hoosac tun-
mel, the best time to set a hen, the
salary Of the railway postofHce mes
senger between Driftwood and Red
Bank Furnace, Pa. and the number
Of bones in the foreleg of a cat.
Thus, brightly armed, and further
equipped with a measure Of good
looks. OF a hair-oily. shopping-dis-
northumberland kind,
il seems that Joe. OF the LilHputian
emporium, had a rival worthy Of his
steel But Joe carried no steel.
There wouldn't have been room in
his store to draw it if he had.
one Saturday Afternoon. about 4
O'Clock, Daisy and Dir. Dabster wore
a silk hat, and-weu, Daisy was a
woman, and that hat had no chance
20 get back in its box until Joe had
seen Il. A stick Of pineapple chew
ing gum was the ostensibIe object of
the call. Joe supplied il through
the omen side of his store. He did
not pale or falter at sight of the hat.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02

minute and five-eighths2 >"
A few minutes later Daisy, and
Mr.. Dabster stepped from an eleva-
tor 10 the top floor OF the sky
scraper. Then up a short, steep
stairway and ont upon the roof. Dab
ster led her 10 the parapet so she
could lock down at the black dots
moving in the street below.
What are they?" she asked. trem-
bling. She had never been on a
height like this before.
And then Dabster must needs play
the philosopher on the tower. and
conduct her soul forth TO meet the
immensely Of space.
"Bipeds." he said, solemnly. "See
what they become even at the small
elevation Of $40 feet-mere crawling
insects going to and fro at random. 4"
"Oh. they amt anything OF the
kind" exclaimed Daisy, suddenly
they're folks I saw an automobile.
on. gee! are we that high up?"
Walk over this way" said Dab
ster.
He showed her the great city lying
like an orderly array of toys far be-
low, starred here and there, early
as was, by the first beacon lights of
the winter afternoon. And the the
bay and sea to the south and east
vanishing mysteriously into the sky.
Il don't like it," declared Daisy,
with troubled blue eyes. SAY we
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02

go down"
But the philosopher was not TO
be denied his opportunity. He would
let her behold the grandeur Of his
mind. the half-nelson he had on
the infinite. and the memory he had
for statistics. And then she would
.nevermore be content 20 buy chew
ing gum at the smallest store I'm
New York. And so ne began 20
pirate Of the smallest of human af-
fairs. and how that even SO slight
a removal from earth made man
and his works look like one-tenth
part of a dollar thrice computed.
And that one should consider the
sidereal system and the maXims OF
Epictetus and DE comforted.
You don't carry me with YOU"
said Daisy. "Say. 1 think it's awful
TO be up so high that folks look like
fleas. one Of them We saw might
have been Joe. Why Jimmy. we
might as well be I'm New Jersey!
Say. I'm afraid up here."
The philosopher smiled fatuouslv.
1.-THE earth" said he, sis itself
only as a grain Of wheat in space.
Look up there"
Daisy gazed upward apprehensive-
~. The short day was spent and
the stars were coming ont above.
"Yonder star" said Dahster, "is
Venus. the evening star. She is Co.
100000 miles from The SUM-"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02

CONTINUED on PAGE 2o)
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02

~ YOU arc "a philosopher. you can
90 - the top of "a high building. look
down upon your fellow men 800 feet
below. and desplse them az insects.
From This high view Che city itself
becomes degraded 90 an unintelli-
ribIe mass Of distorted buildings and
impossible perspective. the revered
ocean is duck pond; the earth
ftsclf a lost golf BAH. All the min
utiae II life are gone. The phil0so-
pher razcs into the infinite heavens
above him. and allows his soul TO
expand in the influence of his new
view. He feels that he is the heir
10 Eternity and the child OF Time
Space. too. should be- his by the right
II his immortal heritage, and he
thrills at the thought that some day
his kind shall traverse those mys-
terious aerial roads between planet
and planet. The tiny world beneath
his feet upon which this towering
structure OF steel rests as a speck OF
dust upon q Himalayan mountain
it IS but one OF a countless number
~ such whirling atoms. What are
paltry Conquests and loves of those
restless black insects below COM
pared with the serene and awful i'm
mensity Of the universe that lies
above and around their Insignificant
city?
II IS guaranteed that the philoso-
phor Will have these thoughts. They
have been expressly compiled from
the philosophers OF The world and
set down with the proper interrog9-
ton point at the end Of them to
represent the invariable musings Of
deep thinkers on high places. And
when the philosopher takes the ele-
vat0r down his mind IS broader, his
heart is at peace. and his conception
Of the cOsmogony Of creation is as
wide as the buckle Of Orion's sum-
mer belt
But IF your name happened 20 be
Daisy. and you worked i'm an Eighth
av. candy store and lived I'm a little
cold hall bedroom. five feet by eight,
and earned six dollars per week. and
ate Decent lunches and were 70
years old. and got up at $40 and
worked tin o. and never had studied
philosophy, maybe things wouldn't
look that way to- you from the top
OF a skyscraper.
Two sighed for the hand OF Daisy.
the unphilosophicaL one was Joe,
who kept the smallest store i'm New
York. IT was about the size of a
tool box Of the y. =. w, and was
stuck like a swallows nest against
a corner of n downtown skyscraper.
It's stock consisted OF fruit. candy.
newspapers, song books, cigarets and
lemonade I'm season. When stern
winter shook his CONCEALED locks and
Joe had to move himself and the
fruit inside, there was exactly room
in the store for the proprietor, his
wares. q stove the size of a vinegar
cruet. and one customer.
Joe was not of the nation that
Keeps us forever in a Jurors with
fugues and fruit. He was a CAPABLE
American youth who was laying by
money, and wanted Daisy to help
him spend it. Three times ne had
asked her.
Il got money saved up, Daisy"
was his love song: "and YOU know
how bad I want you. That store Of
mine amt very big. but"
cob, amt it2" would be the anti
phony of the unphilosophical one.
why, / heard Wanamaker's was
trying to get you to sublet part Of
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02
Psyche And The PSkySCraber-
By o. Henry

your floor space to them for next
year.
Daisy passed Joe's corner every
morning and evening.
Hello, Two-by- Four," was her
usual greeting. Seems to me your
store looks emptier. You must have
sold a package Of chewing gum"
Amt much room in here. sure"
Joa would answer with mis- slow grin.
except for you. Daise. Ne and the
store are waitin' for you whenever
youU take us. Don't you think you
might before long?"
"Store!" 49, n fine scorn was ex-
pressed by Daisys uplifted nose
"sardine boxl Waitin' for me, YOU
say? Gee! you'd have 10 throw oTt
about a hundred pounds Of candy
before I could get inside OF IT, Joe"
Il wouldn't mind an even swap
like that" said Joe, complimentary.
Daisy's existence was limited in
every way. She had TO walk side
ways between the counter and the
shelves IN the candy store. In her
own hall bedroom coziness had been
carried close to cohesiveness. The
walls were so near to one another
that the paper on them made per
feet Babel OF noise. She could light
the gas with one hand and close the
door with the other without taking
her eyes Oft the reflection of her
brown pompadOur in the mirror.
She had Joe's picture in a gilt frame
on the dresser, and sometimes-but
her next thought would always be Of
JOe's funny little store tackled like
soap box 70 the corner Of that
great building. and away would 90
her sentiment in a breeze Of laugh
ter
Daisy's other sutton followed Joe
by several months. He came 10
beard I'm the house where she lived.
His name was Dabster. and he was
a philosopher. Though young. at
tainments stood out upon him like
continental labels on n Passaic IN
j. suit case. knowledge he had
KIDNAPPED from cvclopedias and hand
books of useful information; but as
for wisdom, when she passed he was
left shifting in the road without so
much as the number Of her motor
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02
OUCH! LAME BACK.
RUB LUMBAGO OR
BACkACHE AWAY
Rug Pain Right Out With Small
Trial Bottle OF Old
est. Jacobs OIL"

Kidneys cause Backache? No!
They have no nerves. therefore can
not cause pain. Listenl Your back
ache is caused by lUmbago, sciatica
or a strain, and the quickest relief
is soothing, penetrating "St. Jacobs
Oil" Rub it right on your painful
back, and instantly the soreness,
stiffness and lameness disappears.
Don't stay crippled Get a small
trial bottle of "St. Jacobs on from
your druggist and timber up. A
moment after it is applied you'll
wonder what became of the back
ache or lumbagO pain.
Rub, old, honest est. Jacoba OH"
whenever you have sciatica, neural
gia, rheumatism or sprains, as il is
absolutely harmless and doesn't
burn the skin. ADV.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02
A Home Recipe
for Gray Hair

Grey. streakcd or faded hair can
be Immediately made black. brown
or light brown, whichever shade y0I
desire. by the use OF the following
remedy that you can make az howe-
Merely get a box of OrleN powder
at any drug store. Tx costs very lr-
Tie and no extras 20 buy Dissolve
IL i'm OF. OF distilled rain water
and comb it through the hair FuI
directions Tor use and a $4,000 sold
bond come fin each box. guarantee
ing the user that OrleX powder does
not contain silver. lead, zinc. sui
phur. mercury. aniiine, coaltar pro-
ducts or their derivatives.
IL Is safe. does NOT rub OF, is not
sticky or gummy and leaves -
hair fluffy. Tt viii gray-haired
person looks 90 years er.-Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02

as that so, sport7" said Joe, gen
tally. "You are Weisenheimer on
figures all right. How many square
pounds Of baled hay do you think a
jackass could eat If he stopped
brayin' long enough to keep still a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02
$500 LARGE WASHABLE
RAG RUGS

81 &" !. 4: : :: +. q: II: 9
Day, each ............
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02
MEMS AND WOM'S SILK
Umbrellas ~

S: !. as: !" &: :: !: !; /: 3 &. 9
well, each .......
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-02

"Fudgei" said Daisy. with a brief
fash Of spirit. where do you think
come from-Br00klyn? Sus.e
Price. IN cur Etore-her brother Sent
her a ticket 20 80 20 san Francisco
that's only 5000 miles"
Tie philosopher smiled induigentF
w.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-11-09
MIGHT STOP
BUILDING OF SHIPS
Recommendation of SoIOns Would
Probably Stop Warship COnstrue-
tion During Limitation OF
Armaments Conference
ASSOCIATED Press

Washington, Nov. Indications
developed today that the Senate, which
yesterday adopted a resolution urging
publicity for all full sessions Of the
armament conference, might consider
making a further expression relative
to the conference IN the form of pro-
posed suspension of the American
naval building program pending con
ference negotiations.
II STIRRED BULWINKLE UP
Representative johnson, republican,
of South Carolina, a former officer in
the army, declared In the House to-
day that while ne had no substantial
ton of the charge, he had reason to
believe soldiers who were traitors,
towards or mentally unfit, were shot
by their owp comrades while facing
the enemy" The statement was hot
ly denied by Representative Bulwin-
kle, democrat, of North Carolina, also
s former officer. who declared he
would not permit Johnson's statement
to go unchallenged
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-11-09
WTIRSDALE w. C. T. U.

The meeting was opened with pray
er by all present. After some impor-
tant business was disposed of the
president, Mrs. Sigmon, read a letter
from Senator Duncan U. Fletcher,
which said he would vote against
some of the bills pending, as he had
been asked to do.
The topic for the meeting was
"World Disarmament" The quotation
from Frances E. Wizards 1887 ad-
dress was stressed: "We women must
organize for peace ere the nations viii
learn war no more"
A reading was given entitled "Wom-
en- and Peace" which gave a warning
that a solemn and terrifying Crisis
faces the peoples of the world. We
must have international reduction OF
larmaments, because Germany gave us
q lesson in preparing for war thai
will not soon be forgotten.
The next meeting will be Saturday
8 D. M, Dec. 3rd. Everybody is in
Ivited to attend.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-11-09
FRIDY-CARN

Tuesday Judge Futch united IN the
bonds of wedlock Mr.. Clyde ]. Fridy
and Miss Ida Mae earn, both of Red
dick. Mr.. Fridy is well known mer-
chant of Raddick and is very popular
among the younger set there. Mrs.
Fridy is daughter of Mr.. C. M. earn,
well known in ocala. This young
couple had planned to come to Ocala
today and let Judge Futch give them
a start in life but they got wind OF
secret plan of their friends to be
on hand at the wedding so they slip,
ped away Tuesday and made then
visit to Ocala unattended. After the
ceremony they left for short trlE
and were not bothered with the at
tentions of their Reddick friends.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-11-09
PROSPECTS FOR A
COLD STORAGE PLANT

Mr.. Clarence Brownell of Tampa,
is spending this week in 0cala, look
ing over the territory as prospective
location for cold storage plant, for
the storage of tropical fruits and pro-
ducts. Mr.. Brownen is representing
a number of northern capitalists who
intend to build a cold storage plant
in Tampa and if, after looking over
this territory it is found to be the log
ical point, they will also build one
here Mr.. Brownell is well informed
and conversant with this line of trade,
being now of the firm of Brownell,
importers and exporters of Tampa.
This firm does a large business with
the Central American states, Isle of
Pines, Cuba and the British West In
dies, running its own boats to these
countries, filled with supplies and In
return importing bananas, cocoanuts,
etc. In the new cold storage plant
the same line of tropical products will
be handled for distribution through
cut the southern states. Mr.. Brownef
is very much pleased with Ocala, its
location and is meeting with the
hearty cooperation of the Board of
Trade and business men of the town
This new enterprise would mean an
outlay of from $4,000 to $4,000 on
building and as a live enterprise fol
Ocala would mean several thousand
| dollars a month in trade.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-11-09
ARMISTICE DAY SERVICE
AT GRACE CHURCH

A short Armistice Day service viii
be held at Grace Episcopal church
Friday, November 18th, beginning at
IL o'clock. The service will be con-
cluded in ample time for those at
tending to reached the courthouse
square before the ceremonies there.
The order of service is as fololws:
Hymn No. 311, Ancient of Days.
Sentences.
Psalm "a, 81.
Hymn No. 418, o God, Our Help ii
Ages Past.
The memorial of the dead. all stand
ing.
Special prayers.
Short address.
Solo, Kipling's "Recessionap-Mr
Lester Lucas.
Prayers and benediction.
Hymn 396, Ten Thousand Times,
All are cordially invited, including
ex-service men.
John ]. Neighbour, Rector.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-11-09
MARYLAND
AND KENTUCKY
RETURN TO THE FOLD
Democrats Have Recaptured Legisla.
lures of the Two Border States
BY Large Majorities
fAssociated Press1

New York, Nov. 9.--Two states,
MARYLAND and Kentucky, have passed
from republican to democratic control
as the result of yesterdays election
as shown in returns available here this
morning. In Maryland the entire
lower house of the legislature and Ii
Of the 27 members of the senate We're
elected and it was believed in Baltl-
more early today the democrats had
secured a dominating position in both
houses. In Kentucky the democrats
gained control of the state legislature
los. to the republicans two years ago
and claim So of the 100 members OF
the lower house and 19 of the 80 seats
IN the senate, with two doubtful.
TRINKLE FAR AHEAD
Richmond, Nov 9.-Unofficial re-
turns from throughout the state te
the News-Leader indicate that Trim
kle. democratic candidate for COVER
nor, is leading Henry Anderson, re-
publican by nearly 10000 votes.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-11-09

health will not tolerate insanitary,
poorly operated camps this season
The cities of West Palm Beach and
Bradentown have recently promulgat-
ed very business-like. comprehensive
ordinances to handle camps. The
West Palm Beach ordinance defines
the limits of the camp grounds; 1t
creates an Office of camp superinten-
dent with police and managerial au-
thority; it requires that all tourists
desiring to enter the camp apply to
the superintendent, giving name OF
person in charge of party, number IN
party. permanent home address, make
and number of automobile, length OF
stay in camp. A fee of 25 cents pei
day is charged for use Of camp, tins
sam to go to a fund provided for the
special service rendered the tourists
in camp. The camp will operate II
strict accordance with regulations Of
the State Board of Health The ordi
nance goes into number of details
regulating the conduct of the tourist
and the orderly maintenance Of tn
grounds. In every way the ordinane
is complete and under it the CAM
Will be assured of decent supervision
More cities should follow in the step
of West Palm Beach
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-11-09
OHIO TOWN FELL
FOR GEORGE OLES
His Unusual Rather Than Original
Ideas Caused Him to Be
Elected Mayor
ASSOCIATED Press,

Youngstown, o., Nov. 9.-A man
who has lived in Youngstown only
.hree months and whose platform pro-
vided for discontinuance of the street
ear service, turning the streets over
to jitney busses and for jailing any
citizen who paid taxes under the re-
cent re-valuation, was elected mayor
yesterday over candidates backed by
the major party organizations. He is
George L. Oles, who came from the
country, established his residence in
!. hotel and carried on an eccentric ad-
vertising campaign without the sup
port of any particular element or or
ganization.
Other planks in his platform in
cluded permitting spooning in the city
parks under police protection, dismiss
ing the entire police force "Tf it does
not mend it's ways" and promise to
turn his salary over to charity.
The woman vote is believed respon-
sibIe for his election.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1921-11-09
MACK's DoDGEs

Mr.. Mack Taylor, the local agent
for Dodge Brothers motor cars, is GER
tainly up and doing when it comes to
handling and selling these cars. With
in the past ten days the following
cars have been sold and delivered,
most of them "repeaters," ;" and that
speaks for itself, namely:
"A. T. Thomas, roadster.
Ocala Industrial School, touring.
J. G. Turnipseed, Mcintosh, touring.
Sheriff Thomas, touring.
Mrs. Julia Moses, touring.
A. D. Marshall. Citra, touring.
Another carload of touring cars has
arrived and is being unloaded for dis
trihution.