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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-08
WORKING CANDIDA TES TO BE ONES
Who WILL WIN AUTOS AID OTREa
AWARDS In eIRcuL ALTON CONTEST

The candidate who Wins /clthor the
Overland or the Ford In the News cir
culation prize contest will DE- the olndi.
date who works 40 on, can possibly
win without the votes and nu one can
yet the votes without getting the sub.
scriptlons.
Tho votes which will BE- given during
the contest have all been announced,
The biggest extra vote ballots cume ~
first ~ contest. Not NJ the last. Thn
means that nov IL the time o. send In
your subscriptions. No other announce.
inent ~ rytiu rJtI H!ii . Mul tH'
positively no changes WIN BE- made In
what hns already been announced
The mg 10000 vote ballots are now
being given onrAach amount ~ sls
worth Of subscriptions. Following thlf
greatest offer only 10000 extra votes
WIN I've given Later on only $4,000 cx.
TIA Votes viii be- given and during the
closing week Of the contest only 1000
extra votes viii b. given on amounts Of
SIS In subscriptions.
Candidates who are figuring on how
bcst 90 win nrc not losing sight II the
fact that $4,000 ballots viii end on
March 10. II they would win the
Overland or the Ford they must not
fall Ia make good USE al this biggest
and best extra vote ballot offr".
There Is no switching II extra votes
In this contest. There IN no way whorc.
by any candidate can secure more
votes for the effort they put forth than
by making use ~ these $4,000 hlllots
NOW. Never again viii subscriptions
mean so many votes for those who are
working In this contest
The fact that five two Year Hihscrip.
tions. NEW. right now win give 100000
extra votes while at the close ~ the
race only $4,000 extra votes viii be-
given on same amount Of money should
speak n great deal To- the candidates
who arr figuring how To win.
Both the Overland and the Ford will
be absolutely new ears. The winning
candidate will select the auto or the
show room floor and will ride away n
their own machine without u penny
cost tn them. both cars will be- ready
for driving should the winning cnndi.
date wish Ia drive n nt once.
Who can VIM Anybody can who can
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-08

securr subscription There win not De-
any WY whereby anyone can possibly
win without subscriptions 90 either Tho
ScwH CO.. The Panhandle. ~ votes ARE
issued without tn payments 80 IL you
can get these subscriptions your up.
pUtgnty to own the Overland or The
Ford Be- iurt u1 good as that uf any other
p'rron who may become Interested In
wirning
Tho hest thing to do IL "a start after
subscriptions ~ once. II viii mean
moro IN YOU now thnn, later on. ga 60,
burA. iituu ~ Winiins nu,,iyi o,
subscriptions THIS WEEK Nothinr
to a. gained by walling--iho best oN.
tm credit n IN aud you can win u you
win but work.
Standing oi Candidates
Votes II the contest will be- counied
each morning at . o'clOciS aud all votes
received after that hour will he held
over until the nest day for publishing
The standing ~ shown due, mot nee
e.sarily mean nll the votes n person
ha., ~ III VOTES may be held In re-
ruryr.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-08
Why Are Skin Diseases
So Difficult TO Overcome?

staltial relief you must treat them
through the blood.
The best remedy for this purpose
Is S.S.S., the fine old blood remedy
that purifcs the blood OF disease
germs, and thus restores the skin
to normal and healthy condition.
Begin taking S.S.S. today, and
write a complete history Of your
case, and our medical director will
give You expert advice without
charge. Address Chief Medical Ad-
wiser, lGl Swift Laboratory, At
lanta, Ga.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-08

When your skin breaks out with
ticking eruptions, letter, rash, &C.
zcma, psoryasis. or other terrifying
disorders, temporary relief will do
you but little good. FOR soon all the
itching and irritation breaks out
afresh with renewed fury, and you
soon realize that local remedies
such as ointments, salvcs and SINH
lar treatment will never rid you Of
your trouble.
These troubles originate in the
blood. and II you expect real sub
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-08
AMARILLO DAILY NEWS TUESDAY MORNING MARCH 8, 1921

Mr.. VIM. y. Miller. Happy "....- $40
Mrs. W. ~. Martin. IIoylna ..... .S.OsB
i,ev. k0bt. t'rydc. Husband. ,6.lee
Mrs. Jack Brown. Childrcss. .... $500
MIR. Ellis Cash. Clarendon ....... $500
Miss Marguerite Moorr. Claude $3.50
Miss Agnes Ia I.onde, Clovis T.. - 100
Mrs. Mayis Miller. Dlmmlti 80. .5.liO
Mrs. Annie Purycs. Dumas .... $50
Miss Hess Maddeuy. farwcll. 80. $3.50
Mrs. !. T.. brooke. ". sumner. 5000
Miss Mall Aillrr. Goodnight $500
Mrs. n. q. Willis, Canadian. ]. 1850
Miss Ruby Coik. Mclean. ..... $3.50
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-08
A Perfect Home

What world Of meaning in those three words and
what possibility in the attainment They mean
Ease, elegance economy, substantially and happi-
So many factors enter into "a PefectEl Yetthey
are all simple and SO easy to accomplish
They make for Happiness in the home and when that
Happiness is attained, then truly life worth living.
A perfectly appointed home perfectly appointed lv-
ing room, dining room, sleeping rooms, Kitchen the umi-
tue that goes in it to these rooms the tapestries and hang
ings in short everything in perfect harmony. .~.
Would you know how to furnish your living room Or
your dining room or your sleeping rooms? Would you
know how to equip your kitchen that you may get all out
Of your foods that you may dot at the least expenditure Of
time, energy and money! Would you know how to ar
range your work that you have leisure for your boy your
girl OR for hubby Would you have time for your friends?
OF course you would
Mrs. Florence Austin Chase will tell you how and
show you how the exhibits will give you object lesson
nhow ADyo have to dois to go-and go every day.
Admission is free There no charge Of any kind
You are under no obligations Of any sort Bring your pencil
and note book your saucer and spoon.
The dates are March 18th to lSth The place is Wood
man Hail.
NEWS PANHANDLE
-.~-.a- -
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-08

Miss Prentice Wheeler $3.50 Miss Mccormick. Psmons s.
ODonneli 5000 Miss lila smith,
Miss villa griffith Dahart Saso Mrs D. W. Mexandr. mmsaIif s
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Didn,t Seem Right.

THE famous scientist, Sir Archi.
bald 0eikie. although Q Scots.
man. was not above thoroughly en-
joying q joke. even though It In
against his countrymen. One he
told himself ID about IN English.
man and q scotchman who went 10
Egypt together and paid q visit to
the Pyramids,
The nngiishman was lost In ad-
miration Of the wonderful sisht.
and presently asked his companion
for his opinion. The Scotsman
shook his head sorrowfully.
"kh. mon," he said with q sigh.
"what a lot OF mason work not to
be bringin' in any remit"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
From Here and There
Gone for Good.

tSNoW." said the great magician,
~ rolling up his sleeves to show
that he had no concealed mechan--
ism to deceive the eyes. 81 shall at.
tempt my never-faiiing expert
ment"
Taking from his pocket . half
dollar he said, "I shall cause this
coin to disappear utterly"
So saying he lent II to q friend.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Not Real Thorough.

A STORY was recently told to
~ exemplify the pride which
every man should take in the work
by which he makes a living.
Two street-sweepers, seated on q
curbstone. were discussing q COM
rade who had died the day before.
"Bill certainly was good sweep
err" said one.
"Ye-es," conceded the other,
thoushtfully. But don't you think
he was little weak around the
lamp-postsf"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
The First "a
Hours
By Isle Bell.

ney you can invest In q twenty.
four-hour accident policy. which
covers everything with the possible
exception OF an insult from ths
brakeman.
But when you start out ON mat.
rimony you can't take advantage
Of any such system. Some enter
prising business man ought to ss-
tabiish bridal and sroomal insur-
ancs company and issue patented,
non-transferable policies covering
the nrst twenty-four hours at least
He ought to do thriving business.
When q musician can get $4,000
worth Of insurance on his fingers
and collect 10000 worth Of pub
hcity out OF It. and when o dancer.
can get $4,000 worth OF insurance
on her-er-limbs. and collect At
least 100000 in tree publicity.
We don't see why an honest but de- !,
serving bridegroom can't buy ~
least 500 worth of protection. ami .
thereby cash in on about ninety
nve cents worth of comfort and
peace Of mind. ~.
Starting out on q honeymoon 70
risky enough at best, and 1t
wouldn't do The insurance COM
panies any harm to extend the
right hand of fellowship.
II would be wonderful II man
could take out q policy Mt the
same time he takes out q license
For IL he can get his bride through
the FIRST day he has at least an
even break for bliss.
Every farce We have ever seen.
however, proves that the frst
/twenty-four hours are the hardests
We never have been to one yet
where the bride and groom didn't
strike snag within six hours after
the minister had been paid on. -,
As q rule. they come to . COM
plete Misunderstanding within less
than forty-five minutes, and Il takes !
three acts of fairly fast work to re! 2
pair the damage. r
A three-hour-old bride always
puts the wrong complexion on .
things-and frequently it's q blonde
complexion. And her FIRST impulse
Is to consult . lawyer. q mother. or
some other outsider-who always
gives her Just the advice she
shouldn't have.
Now. II the new husband. when
these emergencies arise were
equipped with . good. stoht. non
leakable accident policy, covering
the first .twenty-fonr hours, he
could take the situation calmly.
He'd realize that his wife would
come back to him. II only to keep
him from collecting the amount OF
the policy.
And II for any reason she didn't
come back he could simply avail
himself Of the permanent disabil-
~ clause. And the face Of, the
policy would cover any Incidental
iosses-such a. ministers fee,
BRIDES bouquet taxicabs. tips and
hush money. :
But the world Is etill imperfect
and . husband still has to assume
all the honeymoon risks. He can't
hold Q policy, and he's lucky II he
isn't holding the sack.
It's small world. as they say.
but IT'S still long distance from
Niagara Falls to the Rock Of Glib
raltar.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Won't Lose BY It.

nI THOUGHT I told you not to
eat any porterhouse steak
without my permission"
: 80 you did, doc, so you did"
"Then why are you disobeying
my orderf'
This won't delay the paying Of
your bill. doc. this steak Is being
paid for by my friend here"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
An Abb.

COT INCLH REMUsi" reared Colo
~ mel White. who had been
aroused In the middle Of the night
by q suspicious noise in his poultry
house. els that you in there. you
black thisff"
mo. sah.-, humbiy replied q
frightened voice. "Dis 10 NAH
cousin dat looks 50 much Ike me
an steals sverythin' he can lay his
hans on, Abs at home dis minute.
sab. slsepin' de sleep oh de jest"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Wit of the
Week
Proof Positive.

WAY down in Florida two dsrkies
W were discussing the color Of
certain Biblical personages. One
Of them asserted that. a. Palestine
was about in . line with Africa the
people must all have been colorcd.
''Lor' Dress you' hearth" said the
speaker; "st. Peter an 81. Paul
an the rest OF the Apostles was a.
white a. that North'n genl'man
ober dere."
mo. sahi" said the man In oppo-
sition. Paul may hs' BEEN, but
st. Peter-no. sahl st. Peter was
Q culler'd gen1'man."
You're wrong; for II st. Petsr'd
been cuiier'd dat cock wouldn't ha'
crowed mors'n once't."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Polite, Maybe.

WILLIE CHUMPLEIGH - Dye
w know, Miss Gladys. I hadn't
been talking TO your father more
than couple Of minutes whom he
called me brainiess idiotf
Gladys-Indeedi wonder what
caused the dslayf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

It's said that music charms the
savage beast. but evidently one
wife we know hasn't ever heard OF
this. When her husband played q
FOX trot on the victro!a in an effort
70 pacify her she threw the fiat iron
Just the same.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Couldn't Take o Chance.

Oouldn = take o Onance.
THEY met ct q dinner for the first
time since their meeting In
Paris the previous week.
"And aid you have . pleasant
orossinsf" asked the hostess.
I'VE did-very." was the answer.
You were not I'll, hope:" asked
the hostess. turning to the wife.
"No-o." said the young wife. y
was not. But I couldn't have
yawned often"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Theory and Practice.

eco you claim to be a literary
y man, ehr
Eyes, sir, wrote that book, "a
Dozen Ways to Make q Living"
"And yet you are beggingf"
yes, sir; that's one OF the ways"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Fortunate.

YITTY-Isn't II a fortunate thing,
n Ethel-What7
Kitty-That people can't read
the kisses that have been printed
upon a girls lips.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Some women are 30 inconsider-
ate. They expect their husbands
70 do as much for them after mar
riage as before when the poor fel-
lows have Just about spent all their
good behaviour winning them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Retaliation.

ZONES (who has been asked TO
y take pot luck)--I say, does your
wife know I'm comingf
Brown (gleefully}-No; you see.
we had BIT Of row this morning
and I want to pay her back.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
The Only Way.

tty WAS only acting the part Of
! peacemaker," explained the
prisoner.
"But you knocked the man sense
less" the magistrate pointed out.
II did," was the answer. There
was no other way to get peace"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Walls Of a
Benedict

(yoUPLre VINO live In apart.
ment houses shouldn't all
quarrel at the same time.
Give some of the neighbors .
chance to hear each battle at q
time 90 they can at least report the
encounter to the rest OF the neigh
borhood with some degree Of &C
curacy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Gen. Crouch,
COMMANDMENTS Chief Of the
Pessmists,
Says
r n BIRD In the hand IL bad table

"A manners.
No matter how bad q mans
credit may be, he can always man.
age to borrow plenty Of trouble.
One Of the most distressing
things about life is its so-called
pleasures. 80.
There are . lot of good grsftsrs
and trust inasnates. but they are
all n tho cemetery. .....s
II has been said that the hap
pisst man In the world didn't own
. shirt. He must have seen somc
Of those new Spring patterns.
Where there 10 one old maid who
a single because she had no low
ers, there are ten In that state be-
cause they had too many.
When . poor man gets on his
knees to an heiress It 10 because
he hopes she'll put him on his feet.
The man who pulls away the
chair you are about to SIT in has
the same idea OF amusement as the
man who marries 'for fun"
The trouble with excuses d that
they sound . great deal better ~
We are making them up ON the
way homo than they do when We
spring them upon arrival.
The dentists motto II. "All's well
that ends swell
Isn't Il sad to think that Eve
never lived to know how stylishly
she vas garbedf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
LIES Shop window.

CT SHALL 60 up to town to-mer.
row. Alexander, to see the
hats"
you forget, my love, tomorrow
10 Sundays the shops viii be
closed"
"shopt! Who wants shopsf I'm
going to churchi"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
The Vacation 0uestion.

CMPLoYH-why. sir, even the
u Creator took vacation.
Doesn't the good book tell us that
God made man and restedf
Employer-Yes, and after he'd
rested he made woman. Doesn't
that confirm my contention that
vacations are psrniciouss
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Historians say that George Wash
,ngton. never told a lie. The only
way you can get some married men
20 believe this il that wives in
those days must have been q lot
less exacting from the modern
kind.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
Helpi

Helpi
A MISSIONARY writes from the
~ FIJI Islands as follows:
Our small force Of brethren
seem to be absolutely unable to
cope with the distress which pre-
walls in this dark and benighted
land. Many OF the natives are
starving for food. Please send d
few more missionaries"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
IAN IN Che Point Of view.

CHoPKEEPER--Ahl You are the
~ man nobody likes to see.
Tax Collector - Now, that's
strange. am generally asked to
call again.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
The Rnling Passion.

A RTIsT Ito automobile salesman
"a II wish to look at your latest
x,..S>I
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
His Toast.

AT the close Of the wedding
a breakfast o gentleman noted for
his lack OF tact arose. causing keen
anxiety to the bridegroom. who
knew his failing. s'f'
Ladies' and gentiemen!" he crisdo
genially, I propose the health of:
the bridegroom. May he see many
days like this" ~,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18
One on Her.

sSTHE giraffe has . tongue eieh-
teen inches long" said Mrs. !
Talkmore. s.S
"And knows how to hold n, too"
growled Mr.. T.. who had had .
long curtain lecture the night -
fore.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

The average benedict laughs
when he reads Of the damage done
when volcanoes occasionally 80 into
eruption. The average wife goes
up IN the air more often than that
but nobody ever reports the dam
age.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Copyrisht. 1891. BY star 90.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Some people can't decide whether
the Sphinx 10 . man or woman.
But WHOEVER heard OF q woman re-
naming silent SO long!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Laugh and the world laughs at
you-benedicts.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Isn't II sad to think that Eve
never lived to know how stylishly
shs was garbedf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Systematically equipped. sirf
Artist--No. In the nude.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Birthdays may como and birth
days may 80. but heaven have
mercy on the man who forgets his
wife's birthday in the rush Of moro
important business.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

The dentists motto IL. "Alps well
that ends swell"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Great Britain Rights Reserved.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

NOufLHr VINO uVo IN apart
ment houses shouldn't all
quarrel at the same time.
Give some Of the neighbors .
chance to hear each battle at q
time 30 they can at least report the
encounter to the rest of the neigh
borhood with some degree Of ac-
curacy.
The average benedict laughs
when he reads Of the damage done
when volcanoes occasionally 80 into
eruption. The average wife goes
up IN the air more often than that
but nobody ever reports the dam
age.
Laugh and the world laughs at
you-benedicts.
Some women are 30 inconsider-
ate. They expect their husbands
TO do az much for them after mar
riage as before when the poor fel-
lows have Just about spent all their
good behaviour winning them.
It's said that music charms the
savage beast. but evidently one
wife we know hasn't ever heard OF
this. When her husband played
FOX trot on the victro!a in an effort
to pacify her she threw the fiat iron
Just the same.
Historians say that George Wash
!ngton. never told a lie. The only
way you can get some married men
20 believe this II that wives In
those days must have been q lot
less exacting from the modern
kind.
Some people can't decide whether
the Sphinx 10 man or woman.
But whoever heard Of q woman re-
naming silent 80 long?
Birthdays may come and birth
days may 90. but heaven have
mercy on the man who forgets his
wife's birthday in the rush OF moro
important business.
The fellow who said politeness
pays evidently never heard the
story Of the benedict who tipped
his hat to his wife and was greeted
by the remark: TIN glad to see
you're learning"
Who says husbands stay away
from homef The woman who used
to ask, Where Is my wandering
husband to-nightT knows right
well that he's down IN the cellar,
The day Of the miracles when
Lots wife turned into Q pillar OF
salt is not yet over. Look at the
number of men that turn into a
taxicab or truck watching . girl
step onto . street car.
Fools lie glibly. Wise men know
Il can't be done.
Gen. Crouch,
c rnmander-in-C Chief Of the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Who says husbands stay away
from homef The woman who used
to ask, Where Is my wandering
husband tonight" knows right
well that he's down IN the cellar.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

The day Of the miracles when
Lots wife turned into . pillar OF
salt Is not yet over. Look at the
number Of men that turn into a
taxicab or truck watching . girl
step onto Q street car.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

5 Fools lie glibly. Wise men know
Il can't be done.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-18

Where there IL one old maid who
Il single because she had no low
ers. there are ten In that state be-
cause they had too many.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-03-25
Hair Goods


a special showing Of Switches,
PUTS. Rolls and Nets all made
from real human hair and guaran-
teed 10 be strictly sanitary. All
shades carried in stock or We Will
order special any peculiar shade
YOU may desire and perfect match
Warranted.
We also larry a complete line
Of sanitary goods for women and
girls. Genteel service Of high order
at all times.
First Floor-North.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-03-25

The Senate passed Representative Of
wells House bin relative to the State
Highway Department building roads
through Incorporated cities and towns.
a bin with this provision has been pass
cd by both houses but before this was
done the town Of Laurel had entered
into an agreement with the State High
way Department TO pay half the cost Of
building the road through Laurel. Lau-
rel now wants to be on the same footing
with other towns and this bill viii an
nul the agreement between the town
and the highway department.
Continued on page 26
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-03-25

Easter Jewelry
FANCY BEAD OlRDLES.
$500
RHINESTONE PINS.
SI.75 TO $1,000
FANCY NECKLACES.
$500 TO $3.50
SPANISH COMBS.
soc TO $500
FLEXIBLE BRACELETS.
SH.0O TO $50
VANITY CASES,
SI.75 TO $3.50
LINGERIE CLASPS AND PINS.
loc TO S1.0O
FEATHER FANS,
Ss.95 TO $500
First Floor-\orth