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Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

According to the average man there are a great many worse. but few bet ter men in the world than himself.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11
YOU AND |

stood by city people who have hzssl their supply of milk or ice shut off by strikes.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

. Many a man earns his bread by
 the sweat of his hired mans brow.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Nothing is more detestable than other peoples prejudices.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Look out for the man who looks out for himself
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Remember, Herman, that nothing plesses a woman more than to be able to say to her husband, T told you so."
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11
LAUGH WITH US

is artistic career, e forgot 'isself and lashed out and kicked Mir. Tree" "Oh, indeed? A critic, tool"
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

New flanoeIs and small boys have been known to shrink from washing.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Poets pipe the lay and plumbers lay the pipe.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

A man has to learn to like babies and eat olives.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

A customer entered the sman-town barber shop.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11
coNscIENTlous

Wise is the famous man who doesn't oyerwork his popularity.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

When you hear a man boosting of what he is going to do 1t won't take long to enumerate the things he has done.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Auto filling stations are being robbed by some one who thinks turn about is fair play.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Russia is taking drastic steps to make friends with us. Nineteen gov- ernment grafters have been shot.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

CONSCIENTIOUS "Algy is peculiar in his ways. but he is consistent in one thing. He never eats oysters till January" Why Is that2'
 Because he doesn't sund the r in Septembet October, November or December. Transcript.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Too many people think tho only way to get a new world is to tear up their old one.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11
IE you ARE wELL BRED

Only one more income tax pay ment before Christmas.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Foreign countries must name their diplomats after Pullman cars
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Don't look for fruit on a tree that never bore a blossom.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Women always have the last word but seldom get to 1t.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Miami officials seized car load of whiskey labeled Fish" Maybe that's who 1t was billed to.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

The moral of dogs tail is that it invariably points to the past.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

A loQuacious friend is often worse than a discreet enemy.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

About six drops of prices would be a great eye-opener for business
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Times are so bad some people are driving their own cars.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-11

Rich old bachelors think the proper age to marry Is sixteen.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
TIL BOOK OF. MARTHA
BY JANE LORINiER

shook her head:
mo. Jane. 1 a fix her up-and
you would turn it into a charity
case and that would be disastrous"
"But-she looked like a nervous
wreck"
"She is. She's one of the kind
who retains vitality enough 10
wreck her man and her family as
well as herself. She justifes her
nerves by saying that she has just
finished paying for her home. and
was feeling so independent when
the factory shut down. And she
Dragged about her sleeplessness!
She says she can't work, and has
lost all her interest in her home.
and only IRE to sit and brood when
her husband is away, and to rave
and quarrel with him the minute he
puts his face inside the door. She
thought she was going insane, and
felt rather proud of it,"
Instead, she is driving her hus-
band crazy" I interrupted. Il
suppose not a few wives develop
s~heil-shock when husbands lose
their jobs, Fortunately for the poor
men. the present economic crisis
will not last~long. At least Daddy
Lorimer says it will not! And Bob
agrees. What did o prescribe for
her, Marte?"
Ito be continued)
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
Leakage of the Heart

y. / am writing in regard TO my
son, eighteen years old, who has a
leakage of heart. caused two years
ago from bad cas- of influenza. He
is apparently in good health other
ways. Would like TO know If it can
be cured, and where we could ind a
good heart specialist.
A. Leakage of the heart is, of
course, q serious condition, but II
the patient is properly cared for. IL
need not necessarily cause undue
alarm Everything depends on the
manner in which the heart carries
on it's work despite the leakage. This
is spoken of by physicians as the
establishment of compensation" II
your boy is now up and about, and
apparently in good health, it means
that good compensation has been
established. All that is necessary
now is TO make sure that the COM
~pensation is not broken. He must
not be allowed to oyerexert him
self. His occupation should be
looked into to e that ii does not
overtax his strength. He should
avoid violent physical exercise, espe-
cially running. hill climbing and
stair climbing. Excitement should
be avoided. He should pay attention
to his bowels. BY careful attention
TO these details in his mode of liv-
ing. your son may, perhaps. 90
through life without ever having
any further trouble with his heart.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

salad and the clam chowder and
Goldfish balls are all ready. Do hur-
Try nov and wash your faces and
hands"
1t was a most remarkable speech.
particularly the last part. Wash,
with the ocean all around them.
\ ny. there was nothing but water
everywhere,
TITS very dark today went on the
lobster. "A large cuttlefish was
hefe calling and the seas been
murky ever since. He spits licorice
something dreadful"
The lobster went around and
turned up the phosphorescent lamps
and suddenly the children realized
what a wonderful place they were
in. for the under-sea palace of
Bobadil Jim was built of the finest
mother-of-pearl land ornamented
with all the lovely things of the sea,
corals and pearls and moonstones.
Really in their amazement the little
travellers completely forgot about
their errand to the South Pole to
rescue the toys from the Snitcher
Snatch.
Copyright, 1921, n. E. Az
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
Kit.hen Hints
Tempting Menus

Use apples, There is no fruit
more satisfactory from every point
Of view.
Lime and iron both are found in
apples. Lime is essential to dises-
ton and iron TO life itself.
y And from n purely mercenary side
apples are one of the cheapest fruits.
a very diversified number of accept
able desserts use this fruit as a foun-
dalton. Served with top milk or
cream Brown Betty Apple
Grunt." Apple Tapioca,'' apple
Custard' and a dozen or mote 9TH
ers are delicious and nutritious as
well.
Apples baked for the children's
lunch is a dish that is a real stand
by and should not be overlooked by
any mother.
Menu for Tomorrow
Breakfast-Stewed dried peaches.
ham, toast. coffee.
Luncheon-Greamed asparagus on
toast. picked carrots, warm ginger
bread, tea.
Dinner-Pot roast of veal, baked
sweet potatoes, canned string beans,
banana salad, apple amber, coffee.
Sister Mary's Recipes
Sweet potatoes are very easily
prepared If baked whole in the
skins. Scrub well and bake in a
moderate oven. The skins are so
thick that few people care to eat
them, so 1t wouldn't pay to rub them
with butter. The potato may be cut
In half and the, pulp scraped from
the shell. seasoned. and put back to
serve.
HAM TOAST
] cup chopped lean ham,
2 eggs (yolks).
1 tablespoon -four,
2 cups milk,
pepper.
toast.
Put ham in saucepan with a little
butter. Add egg yolks we'll beaten
with flour. Pour on milk, stirring
constantly until thick. Add pepper
and pour on hot toast.
APPLE AMBER
/ 4 large apples,
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons butter,
2 eggs.
1-2 lemon.
1-2 teaspoon each cinnamon and
cloves.
/ tablespoon gyater.
short pastry.
Peel, core and slice apples. Put
into a stewpan with the sugar and
water and simmer gently till tender.
Rub through a strainer. Return to
the fire with the juice and finely
grated rind of the lemon and the
spices. When hot stir in the butter
and the yolks of the eggs. Cook
until the mixture thickens. Line a
deep pie dish with pastry, making
the extreme edge of the crust quite
thick. Pour in the apple mixture
and bake in a moderate oven till set.
Beat whites of eggs till stiff and dry
with 4 tablespoons of sugar and
spread over the top of the pudding.
Brown slightly in a hot oven. Serve
hot or cold.
MARY SAYS: Sweets too long
boarded are likely to find the palate
stale.
Copyright. 1921, N. E. AZ
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
Women'S Club Playing Important Pdrt
in CtUic ana Social Life of the City

state and the writers. the artists.
sculptors and literature therein.
Others will be given the opportunity
of hearing about the New Jersey
writer's and composers al their meet-
ing in March.
A delightful musical program
completed one Of the meetings Of
the year when the music department.
gave their Echoes from the Opera"
a choral Of fifteen members of the
club, which was most pleasing and
very we'll rendered under the direc-
ton of the chairman of this depart
ment.
At the last meeting of the club
the members were kept in uproarous
laughter with the play which the
art and drama department.. entitled
the ''Playgoers." presented in a very
capable n as a part Of the
program OF the afternoon Both n
art and music departments also help
with many OF the programs Of the
year.
The work Of the household econ
omics department is also vital TO
the club, dealing directly with that
all important part Of a woman's life,
the home. This department have
planned TO hold the usual sale for
the blind. conduct cooking lessons
at the Community House and possi-
bly, do as their work Red Cross work
this veal.
Last but not least is the hospitals
ity department which serves re-
freshs4ents at the club meetings and
takes charge of the annual May
breakfast. So far excellent results
in the form OF delicious refresh-
tents have been accomplished at
several of the meetings OF the club
year. This concludes the list Of de-
partments, ali Of which have most
capable and willing chairmen for
this particular year.
Through these brief accounts Of
the interesting workings Of the de-
partments the importance and value
of such a club to Perth Amboy or
to any city nay be easily seen. May
it continue in its always worthy
work. striving onward and upward
and always reaching the goal for
which il is set.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
To Keep
Yourself Well

Send your question to Information
Bureau, Uaited states Public Health Ser
vice, Washington, ID. &. Give name and
address II you wish personal reply.
Bleeding from the arteries is in
dicated by bright red blood that
comes in spurts. Have the patient
lie down with his head low. Apply
pressure directly to the bleeding
part or above the wound (between
the wound and the hearty with the
thumb and fingers. Then substitute
for this a to%urniquette or compress
and bind 1t firmly.
a tourniquette Can instrument
which forms a band around an arm
or Lego can be made by twisting a
bandage or handkerchief until II -
rope-hke, or a piece of rubber tub
ing, or ~suspenders can be used. In
sert a stick under the loop and twist
the loop tight.
IL a tourniquette is kept In place
an hour it should be loosened eau
tiously to permit the circulation of
the blood in the injured part. If no
further bleeding occurs. the tourni-
quette should be allowed 10 remain
loose, but ii should be quickly tight
ened should the bleeding recon-
Iaence. II the limb is badly crushed,
put the pressure higher up than the
injured spot.
Bleeding from the veins is indi'
Gated by dark blood that flows in a
steady stream. Treat the same as
for bleeding from the arteries. ex-
cept that the pressure should be
applied directly over the wound.
In all kinds of bleeding keep the
patient warm. Never wash away
the blood-clots, bind them up. To
wash them away would start the
bleeding afresh. If the bleeding is
from any of the blood vessels OF the
leg. raise the leg by putting a pillow.
box, valise, or some other object
under it.; or If from a blood vessel in
the arm, elevate the arm as much
as possible by using a Sing. This
will not only help 10 check the hem
orrhage but will also tend to relieve
the pain caused by the wound.
AS stimulants increase the action
of the heart. they should never be
given until the bleeding has stopped.
unless the patient becomes so weak
that IL is necessary to give them TO
prevent him from dying.
When the bleeding has stopped,
give hot drinks, as coffee, tea, or
milk.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
The Twins Have lunch

"Oh"" cried the twins in astonish-
ment when they heard a great live
lobster in a kitchen apron calling
them in to lunch.
The wicked Bobadil Jim had just
brought them to his big palace un-
der the sea. you know, and the great
gate of the wall that surrounded it
had shut behind them.
Hurry up" commanded the lob
ster sharply but kindly.
Nancy and Nick mounted the
high steps where the freature stood
reckoning and the lobster held out
one of his great claws ever so cor
daily to shake hands. The twins
hesitated.
"Oh, 1 won't hurt you" said the
lobster hastily. But il ] should
happen to shake your hand a bit
heartily. just pull hard and my
hand will come Off"
But that would be awful" de-
clared Nancy shuddering.
Not at ALI" the lobster assured
her. II should soon grow another.
just as easily as you grow a new
eye-lash. But there!- The shrimp
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
She'll shock in Women

81 wish that women wouldn't
develop ~war-strain when there is no
war;" sighed Martha Palmer when
/ called at her Office one moo to
take her to luncheon.
l made it my pleasant duty to get
Martha away FROM her law books
frequently. Although she can con-
troll her thoughts better than most
women. Martha has spells of deep
dependency. due. of course, to her
husbands d~isloyalty.
She admits that it is absurd for
a sensible and very busy woman TO
brood because the nan she lowed
has proved a scoundrel. Evan never
loved her, she says, SO why should
never had? Unreasonable though
il may be, she simply cannot keep
her mind from drifting and swirlinG
around the history of her husbands
treachery. That is why I have made
Martha's mental diversion part of
my days work.
You mean that women develop
shell-shock in peace-time?" / asked.
Lots of them do! S~hell-shock
is a state of the nerves not at all
uncommon in civilian life. II was
recognized by physicians long be-
fore the war. I've just prescribed
for a victim myself" Martha an
swered.
THAT worried woman I passed in
the hall?"
Her husband has lost his job"
Martha explained. And she has
lost her nerve, She has six chill
dren, and is sending the older girl
TO a business college. She must
have cash for the spring tuition. and
SO she came TO me for advice about
mortgaging her little home
"Oh, let me helpi" I exclaimed.
Martha meditated a moment, then
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25

NEW EORK-Are you content
with your face?
Because you can have 1t made
over If you want to, almost as
easily as your last years suit.
Monsieur lie Docteur Julien Bour-
guet, Of Paris, makes no claim to
pre-eminence in facial surgery. de-
claring himself to be but one of
many who have learned marvellous
things from the war. He has been
visiting noted physicians in this
country to observe American meth
DDS.
DIR. Bourguet declines to be called
a beauty doctor. He has specialized
for many years in "all operations
from the neck up But facial sur
gerry, since the war, has become
with him a sort of hobby.
Without n Scar
He has rebuilt more noses than
any other surgeon in France, and
ran show a whole bookful of be-
fore and after pictures.
1.-THE main thing" says DIR. Bour-
guet, sis to do it without leaving a
scar. 1t was thought impossible.
Yet now this can be done. A re-
modelled nose. for instance, remains
swollen about 10 days. Usually the
patient may go out after a fortnight
with a transformed nose"
Concave noses, the doctor ex-
plains are built up with hard par
atm. The paraffin does NOT, as
you might suppose, melt In hot
weather or before an open fire. and
subject the wearer to embarrass-
ment.
Done From Inside
A perfectly good chin-if chin is
what you need rather than nose
can be modelled of this hard par
afIin, and built Saup from inside,
without making any cut whatever
in the facial skin.
STRENGTHENING. DR.. Bourguet
says, is what the vast majority of
womenfolk clamor for. He showed
me the ~"diagnosis.P
Standing me in n strong light
before Il mirror, he placed him
self behind me, pressing the face
muscles gently upward and back
ward until the skin fitted" like
an expertly-tailored frock.
II the looseness is beneath the
chin, the tucks are taken behind
the ears, often as much as two
inches being removed, and never
l trace of scar.
II the sag has formed deep
lines on either side the nose and
mouth. the face muscles are lifted
from a point near the temples I'M
lerneath the hair.
Face tightening
If pouches under the eyes are
the affliction. the necessary bit of
skin is taken out by making an in
cision at the very rim of the lower
eyelid beneath the lashes.
This delicate operation takes
but ten minutes-ffteen at most"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
EVEN TAILORED SUITS
ARE BEING TRIMMED

Eton suits will be good again this
spring.
Brilliant sashes OF Roman striped
ribbon will be much in evidence,
while the oats and even some OF
the more dressy skirts will be heav-
lily embroidered.
Even the most conservative of
the strictly tailored models will
have their seams finished with per-
fectly worked arrow heads, while
the top breast pocket. again a
feature of every really chic plain
tailored" gives a happy chance for
a bit OF freshness In the crisp white
or colored kerehief just peeping
over its edge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25

A Man 10 just as Young and Strong
as his Blood
No man can fight the battles OF
life and hold his W IL his blood
Is not pure. for rich red blood is
what strength is based upon When
you Q a strong, vigorous man, who
never knows when he Is licked. you
may wager that such a man has
coursing through his veins rich, red
blood. Many people have thin. pale
blood. They are weak, tire easily.
become discouraged quickly, and
sometimes feel like giving up the
struggle. Such folks need DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
made without alcohol. and sold py
druggists in liquid or tablet lorm
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25

and Milady can touch the tiny red
line of the suture with her pow
derpuff and be on her way with
out losing further time from
her shopping. The ininitesimal
stitches closing thei wound are
taken from inside. and in three
days time not a trace even of the
little red line under the lower
lashes can be seen.
practically every motion pic
ture actress in France" smiles
the doctor, has had her face
frightened, In normal skins the
Improvement lasts at least three
of four years. Many have it done
twice. Three times is still quite
possible."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
NEWEST SLEEVES SHOW
FUllNESS AT THE TOP

seven years, or a multiple OF seven
years-the return of any given style.
And to prove it New York shops
are showing advance spring models
with accentuated low waist lines.
shoulder seams placed anywhere bc-
tween normal and the-ets1-S1
puffed sleeves.
To be sure. the sleeves are not YET
so big but that you can pass com
fortably through a doorway wi4nout
brushing the jams (Which is mora
than the style allowed in the 1S90s)
but there is a decided tendency to-
ward fullness.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
SDasulS

@. My baby, six months old, is
having spasms. not commissions. The
doctor says II is caused by wrong
feeding and has given the baby cod
liver oil and other medicines, but
he still has one and sometimes two
and three a day. II not taken care
of could it turn into epileptic fits ?
VIII be much obliged for an answer.
A. If the spasms of your little
baby are due TO wrong feeding or
to tetany there Is no good reason
10 believe that they will turn into
epileptic fits. It is not uncommon
for a child to have two or three or
even more a day. Do not let the
question of epilepsy worry you.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
GROWING DEAF WITH
HEAD NOISES?
TRY THIS

II you are growing hard Of hearing and
fear Catarrhal Deafness or II you have
roaring. rumbling, kissing noises in your
ears go 10 your druggist and get I ounce
OF Parmint fdoubls strength. and add 10
II I pint Of hot water and q little gran
ulated sugar. Taxi I tablespoonful four
times q day.
This will often bring quick relief from
the distressing head noises Clogged
nestrils should open. breathing become
easy and the mucus top dropping into
the throat II Is easy 10 prepare. costs
little and IL pleasant to take Anyone
who IS threatened with Catarrhal Deaf
ness or who has head noises should give
this prescription . trial-Ads.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25

Just how effective a frock all of
silk lace can be. especially if it is
of a silvery gray, is illustrated by
this frock which Myrtle Tannehill
of THE Broken Wing" is wearing.
There is a foundation of gray silk,
a tone or two deeper than the lace,
then the lace in two panels and a
simple spencer blouse over a ban
deau bodice.
A smashing flower of violet velvet
at the waist and another caught to
the skirt give a charming dash of
color, while a tasselled cordelaire of
tiny silver beads in braid effect adds
a last needed touch.
Fashion is showing a great inter-
est in dyed silk laces. They are so
dainty and so simple to make up.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
Q OF THE A G

When a person wakes up with a stiff
back, Las pains in muscles. aches in his
joints. or has rheumatic twinges, he lacks
ambition and energy and cannot do his
best. If you feel out Of the race. tired
and languid. or have other symptoms OF
kidney trouble, you should act promptly.
Foley Kidney Pills help the kidneys do
their work and get out OF the system the
poisonous waste matter that causes 50
much trouble. They give relief from
sleep disturbing bladder disturbances
Sold everywhere-Adv.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-25
A woMAN.s NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Mrs. D. T. Tryor. Franklin Ave, Otse-
go. o.. writes: ''Nine years aso 1 was
very much afflicted with <fdney trouble
all to no effect, until one day / bought a
box of Foley Kidney Pills. / realized So
great a benefit from the use Of that box
that ] feel safe In recommending Foley
Kidney Pills to any kidney sufferers"
They relieve backache. sore muscles.
rheumatic pains and bladder ailments.
Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1921-07-21
ALL CALF AND PIG
CLUBS SHOULD EXHIBIT

The county fair association has
made a very inviting offer for clubs
to present an agricultural exhibit at
the fair. The space allowed is about
ten feet square. Small bundles of
grain, hay and cornstalks are a great
help in making an attractive display.
The grain and hay bundles should be
secured as soon as possible. 1t would
be interesting to have many kinds of
wheat and oats The first prize is
$1,000, second price is $1,000.
Boys under sixteen are also Offered
prizes Of $4,000 and $1,000 for the
best garicultural exhibit. Girls under
eighteen have the same opportunity
with agricultural or~domcstic exhib-
its. Any boy or girl can well
afford to spend several days time get
ting material together for these ex-
hibits.
They will be judged on quantity,
quality and neatness of arrangement.
All should strive TO present their ex-
nlbits in novel and attractive man
ner.l Our Fair Association appreciate
that this is an agricultural county and
are making every effort to secure the
best of agricultural exhibits. Some
county fairs are little more than a
horse race meet with gambling at
fractions on the side. Let us all get
busy and make these special exhibits
one of the most attractive features of
the fair.