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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
LOST AND FOUND
FOR SALE--Real Estate

FOR sALE-Partially completed
four room bungalow SI.762. Ono
block from pavement on High street.
Inventory materials on hand TO com
piete exterior. included. Will sell at
cost account leaving city. St00 will
handle. balance terms TO suit. Splen-
did opportunity for one desiring mod
ern home in good location. Writo l..
II. Hainos Care Pine Box a Lumber
Co. II. r. ID. g. Yakima. Wash. for
particulars, 23-t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
LONE PINE NEWS


The Kiger family. Walter. Sam.
and Agnes Enman. and Gretchen Har-
vey, attended the Washington Day
dance at Merrill.
Carl Barks came home from San
Francisco few days ago.
The school had a spelling match
and singing party at the school house
Saturday night. After the program
ice cream and cake was served.
Jesse Johnson and family. and Mi.
and Mrs. Burnett visited at Henry
Semon's home Sunday.
Walter and Sam Enman and Clyde
Kiger hauled wood from stukel
mountain last week.
Carl Kiger celebrated his 18th
birthday Sunday. Ice cream and cake
were served to a few friends.
The school has It's new phono-
graph. II is a Victrola, and was
purchased from Earl Shepherd.
Henry Semon and Sam Enman
went TO Klamath Falls Monday.
Mr.. Gracomina. OF Merrill. fed 4
bunch OF sheep at the Kiger ranch
Sunday night. on their way TO Klam-
ath Falls.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kiger and daughter.
Audrey, and Mr.. and Mrs. Enman
and son. Walter. were Klamath Falls
Tuesday.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
Good Speed You,
Woodrow Wilson
by Dr. william Il. Barton

! have called quite unofficially
this evening. Mr.. Wilson, to say
TO you that II the American people
knew OF any way in which to bid you
courteous farewell and Godspeed
without pretending that they were
sorry for what they did to you in No
vember, they would like to do II.
They welcome the coming guest,
and have been known to speed the
parting occupant OF the executive
mansion by metaphorically kicking
him down the steps.
They grinned behind the broad
back OF william Howard Taft as he
disappeared down the White House
walk on the day you entered, eight
years ago: and he was a good loser.
and has shown himself in these eight
years a man and a gentleman.
You will have to excuse the Amer
lean people. Mr.. Wilson. for certain
brusqueness In such matters. We
shall learn better manners some day.
have not come to apologize for
the elections, nor to say that the
American people are sorry you are
leaving. They think you have made
some grave mistakes; have not
come TO discuss them.
But the American people, including
thnaa uhn yntaa auatnat t,nn ara pnt
obllvious to the pathetic aspects OF
your departure from the White House
and you are leaving with their sin
cere desire for your comfort in your
remaining years.
People smile at you, Mr.. Wilson.
for your idealism. Let them smile.
America, her pretense to the contrary
Notwithstanding, is a nation OF ideal
lists.
The historian will laud you for that
very idealism.
When your country went to war.
you were able to define her purpose
In terms Of conscience and duty.
hou uiu ~ suPVTusy, EH. "hSoh. ~
other man on this side Of the ocean
could have done IL 80 we'll, and no
man on the other side could have
done IL at all.
Your country is proud OF the way
you did 1t, and will be still more
proud OF II a hundred years hence.
This is your last night In the White
House, Mr.. Wilson. and you have
some packing to finish. and will not
prolong this call.
You are likely to rest better to-
night than Mr.. Harding; and in the
nett four years there will be nights
when you will ston writing and 20 to
bed at 10 o'clock. when he will be
awake and considerably worried. May
God help him, and give him the
guidance OF wise and good men.
And may you have quiet and hap
py years ahead.
The American people bid you
friendly good night.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
GRANDpAW
BY JUNIUs


GRiNDPAW
Things ain't like what they ustcr be
In dear old grandpaw's day.
Butchers sold the cheaper cuts"
And gave the bones away.
Grandpaw bought n suit OF clothes.
Suspenders, they were free.
Price was sixteen ninety-eight,
In eighteen ninety-three.
Grandpaw had bank account
or some amount they say,
But things amt like what they uster
In dear old grandpaws day.
Grandpaw used to get frolicsomc
And see a burlesque show,
That's where we can smile at him,
He had to pay to go.
We Just have to walk down the
avenue,
The boulevard or the street.
There's no musical comedy
That offers such n treat.
All the charms pulchritudinous
Are daily on display.
For gowns amt like what they uster
In dear old grandpaw's day.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
We'd Liked 10 Have Seen This

One surprise sprung on our su-
preme officers was the ladies' team
that took the last candidate through
the work. all dressed in white with
red sashes. This gave the mems
team a chance to disrobe and get
ready for the dance, which followed
from / p. IN. to 2 a. m.-Exchange.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03

Advertising pays. Try 1t and see.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
WEATHER RECORD

Hereafter The Herald will publish
the mean and maximum tempera-
lures and precipitation record as TAX
en- by the U. $. Reclamation service
station. Publication will cover the
day previous TO the papers issue, up
to o'clock OF the day.
Pre-
Max. Min. cipitation
Mar 9 ........ 6S -
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
Not n IOOkin'.

The wise girl is she who makes her
husband think he is the whole thing.
and at the same time. in truth and in
fact, he hasn't got look-in or sayso
in any single part OF the management
OF Home q company.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03

If 1T rs GOOD DRY block wood you
want phone 339-R. II. d. MsI.ane
l-3s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
GARD OF THANKS

We wish to express our deep ap-
preciation of the kindness and sym
psthy extended to us by our friends
and neighbors during the death Of
our dear baby. a
MR.. AND MRS. A. G. DUNCAN
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
Customs Change

Amy old fashioned horse thieves
around Crimson Gulch," asked the
visitor in quest OF adventure.
NO." replied Cactus Joe, "the hoss
thieves have all gone east and took to
stealin' automobiles. which is less
risky and more remuneratiye."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
We Can't do IL, Honey

No. Marybella. dear, We thank you
very much, but we can't answer your
note, because our wife wont let us.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03

We are negotiating with one OF the
down town merchants for tho lease
OF a spacious dry goods box to use as
a residence. The only thing that Is
holding up the deal now is the ques-
tion as to whether the stove shall be
put in by this store. or by US at our
own expense.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03
On the Police Board

The member OF the city council
from the fifth ward is J. Il. vollmer.
This information Is given in answer
to several inquiries.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-03

Farmer-Hey there, how came you
to be up in my apple tree?
Don Loomis-Please. mister, I
Just fell out OF an airplane.
, 1921-04-28
NEW OMAR LIFTS HIS VOICE
Arizona Poet, However, Strikes Differ
emit Note From That Struck by
the Great Persian.

Omar Khayyam said that he could
dine on a loaf of bread and a jug of
wine; with Her beside him and feel
content In the wilderness-but he
only meant that he liked the des-
ert and his old tin Lizzie, and the
crooked roads that make you dizzie,
that start any place and lead nowhere,
and just keep going and never care.
He liked the mesquite and the
~greasewood smell and the long hot
days that feel like HI; the red sun
sets and the cool moonlight and the
soft. sweet air of the desert night
for Omar Khayynm was a wonderful
man, who lived his life on an Easy
plan, with his girls and his wine and
a big silk tent-M-, or, myi What
a life he spent. The desert
Is here like It always was-but you
can't Khayyam any more. becuz-in
these dry days when every home brew
Is on the list of the things taboo. old
Omar Khayyam and his jug of juice
would soon get locked in the calaboose.
-Salome (Ariz.) Sun.
, 1921-04-28
Town swep, by Poison Gas.

Bound Brook, N. T.-Polson gas,
manufactured to kill Germans. seeped
over the southwest section OF Bound
Brook. The wild flight OF scores of
people. reused from their sleep be-
tween 3 and 4 n. IN. by the wailing of
the fire alarm siren, saved themselves
from death. The deadly phosgene gns
escaped from a large tank filled with
the poison at the Hemingway Chemical
Company plant when n plug came out
OF the big container. from which n
smaller tank was being filled.
, 1921-04-28

medicine has brought me health and
happiness and l just can't say enough
in its praise"
Mr.. j. R~eifenstein, in commenting
on his wife's statement, said: Eyes.
her recovery has been a happy sur
prise to us all. A few weeks ago I
had no idea she would be able to pull
through. but now she is in better
health than 1 have ever seen her and
the credit is due to Tanlac. We have
been married fifty-two years today
and / don't believe l have ever seer
her looking any better"
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
GEOGRAPHICALLY.
, 1921-04-28
MRS. RE|FENSTE|N, AGED
81, GAINS Is POUNDS
Declares She Would Like
To Put a Bottle OF Tam
lac In The Hands OF
Every Sick Man, Woman
and Child In This Coun-
try = Never Saw Its
Equal.

II am sixty-seven years of age, but
In all my experience 1 have never
known a medicine like Tanlac. Think
Of It'll At my age to gain twenty-five
pounds in weight, but that is just
what 1 have DONE" said Mrs. Emma
Reifenstein. of No. S37 Webster AVE-
nue., Syracuse, N. Y.
IF l had it in my power" she con-
tinued, Il would put a bottle of Tan
lac In the home of every sick man,
m and child in this country, for
[ know what this wonderful medicine
would do for them. For almost two
years / was almost a W wreck.
[ did not dare to leave the house or
even go up town unless my husband
went with me. 1 was afraid TO even
cross the street and had a feeling of
dread all of the time.
MY stomach was weak and easily
upset. For days at a time 1 would go
without solid food. I could not rest
at night to do any good and felt tired
and worn out all of the time. Some
days 1 could hardly drag myself
across the room and was so weak and
miserable L was ready to give up.
MY health is fine now and | eat
anything L want and never have a
touch of indigestion. / have V slept
better than 1 do now. My recovery is
the talk of our neighborhood, as it was
generally believed 1 could not last
but a few weeks longer. This grand
, 1921-04-28

Vital statistics show that the birth
rate increased in France In 1920. At
Marseilles. for the first time In years.
the number of births greatly exceed
ed the number Of deaths. AT Chalon-
sur-Soane total of births for the year
was $50 and that of deaths $40 only,
whereas the figures for 1919 had been :
Births, 400, and deaths, 81. In Tou-
Ion the number of births exceeded by
11S that of deaths, something that has
not happened in 80 years. From Or
leans satisfactory figures have also
been communicated. and at Dieppe the
number Of births exceeded by 80 per
cent the number of deaths.
, 1921-04-28
oe,roIt 70 erect unIaue SCHOOL.

Detroit, Mich.-A community high
school, unique In that the entire cen
ter of the building will be erected In
such a manner that It may be used by
the public without interfering with the
schools operation, is TO be erected
here In the near future nj a cost OF
100000. The school building Will
be erected on n site adjoining that OF
the present Nordstrum High School
and will be two stories in height ex-
cept In the center, whore Il will rise to
three stories.
, 1921-04-28
An Airplano Brake.

The newest idea for airplane wheels
is to mount upon the periphery Of each
wheel a number of little wheels.
This arrangement, says the Popular
Science Monthly, helps to retard the
forward motion of the flying machine
on making a landing. The little
wheels, brought successfully into po-
sition by the force of impact. END
to check the plane and bring 1t to
a quick and smooth stop.
, 1921-04-28
WASHINGTON

y new nlen record Tor net Onnagp
passing through the Panama canal and
tolls earned was established In March,
according to official announcement.
The previous high record was made in
January. The aggregate net tonnage
Of commercial traffic for March was
l,112,S1S, as compared with 1,094,323
for January, and the tolls in March
amounted to S1,105,529 about. $4,000
more than in January.
After n conference between Secre-
tary DENLY and the House subcommit-
tee in charge of the naval a%ppropria-
ton bill, Chairman Kelly announced
that the measure would be reintro-
duced in the form in which 1t was APP
proved ut the last session. 1t will
carry approximately 1896, 100000. Mr..
DENLY indicated that the work on the
great battle cruisers would be rushed
at n faster clip than that on any other
craft.
Further investigation into foreign
loans by the judiciary committee Is au-
thorized in n resolution adopted by the
Senate. 1t was offered by Senator
Reed, Democrat, of Missouri.
Active investigation into the escape
of Grover Cleveland Bergdoll, million.
aire Stacker. was begun by special con
gressional committee appointed by the
House. The committees first step was
TO hold IN organization meeting. At
this meeting the procedure to be fol
Io.,.nl rvou 70 no sIa.f.taI unI 80
lions made to examine witnesses. The
scope Of the investigation makes II
probable, II is said. that persons in sew
eral cities will be summoned.
Secretary Wallace has written let
tiers TO the governors OF all states ask
ing their cooperation In the nation
wide observance OF forest protection
week, May % to %, recently pro
claimed by President Harding. "Ade-
quate provision for the safeguarding
and renewal OF our forests Is OF vital
importance TO the nation" the secre-
tary said in his letter, adding that the
magnitude of the area burned over the
last five years represents n territory
larger than the state of Utah."
Curtailment OF property rights is
Justifiable in case Of public exigency,
the Supreme Court held In deciding
two cases involving the validity OF
laws affecting leases on apartments
and business property. Dividing five
to four, the court upheld the Ball act
and the so-called New York City hous-
Ing laws. The Ball act prohibits dis
possession Of a tenant at the expira-
lions OF his lease OF amy ground ex-
cept undeslrabillty. The New York
laws make IL obligatory on landlords
to furnish certain service to tenants
and prohibit filing Of dispossess suits
, 1921-04-28
NEWS TO DATE
IN PARAGRAPHS
CAUGHT FROM THE NETWORK OF
WIRES ROUND ABOUT
THE WORLD.
0upIhn TIE DEcT lICcV
DURING THE PAST week
RECORD OF IMPORTANT EVENTS
CONDENSED FOR BUSY
PEOPLE.
WESTERN

The Canadian government May l
Will resume dispatch of its mails on
the Canadian Pacific railroad vessels
sailing for the Far East, according to
advices received in Seattle by Edward
M~cGrath, superintendent of the rail-
way mail service for the Northwest.
Count Armand d'Alerin of Spain,
whose wife was the widow of United
States Senator George Nixon of Ne
vada, arrested recently on a complaint
charging insanity, sworn to by his
mother, Countess Marguerite d'Aleria
of Pasadena, was ordered released by
the Los Angeles county Superior Court
after a hearing in the psychopathic
ward of the county hospital.
John =. (Jack) Cudahy's turbulent
career has ended. Cudahy blew his
brains out with a shotgun in his room
in the house in the Hollywood district
Of Los Angeles where he and his fam
lily made their home. Friends of
Cudahy came to the conclusion that
The erratic son of Michael Cudahy,
famous packer, killed himself because
Of worry over financial difficulties
and ill-health.
Burglars, beware Of the Bank of
PERKS, Calf. Officials of this bank
have completed u device which they be-
lieve will protect the vault against the
most skilled of safe crackers. Inside
the heavy steel door huge bottles of
mustard gas have been placed. They
are so arranged that the slightest jar
will break them, allowing their deadly
contents to escape. Should yeggmen
blow off the vault door they will be
met by blasts of gas sufficient to rem
der them Immediately unconscious.
Three officers of the steamship Gov
ernor, rammed and sunk by the ship
ping board freighter West Hartland off
Point Wilson April l, are held to
blame by United States steamboat in
spectors for the collision that resulted
in total loss of the passenger vessel
IL the snuffing out of five lives.
Captain Harry Marden, pilot; Ernest
~Kellenberger, second mate, and Arne
Hage, third mate, all of the Governor.
are accused in the report of "inatten-
ton to the duties of their Stations" as
n result of which the fatal collision oc-
CURED.
, 1921-04-28

poor, Impoverished blood
cannot nourish the body
or remove the waste as
nature intended.
When your blood is
impure, itching, flaming
skin eruptions often
break out, and your body
, 1921-04-28

table blood remedy your
druggist keeps, is exceIl-
ent. Start enriching
your blood with SIS. to-
day, and write about your
condition to Chief Medi-
cal Advisor, 1893 Swift
Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
, 1921-04-28

Hythe, Eng.-England backs France
to the limit In her plans to make Ger
many pay, but before putting their
final 20. X" on the coercive measures
mapped out for May l. the premiers of
both countries are willing to listen to
the new German offer suggested to
Berlin by President Harding.
Briefly summarized, that is the up
shot Of the conference at Lympne be-
tween Lloyd George and BRAND.
1t is a result of tremendous interest
and Importance to America, for It
that Americas attitude has be-
come, overnight, almost once more the
dominating factor In old world poll
tics, without, however, entanglIng her
in any way In old world in%trigues.
The counsel of the American Presi-
dent. spoken in the midst of u supreme
crisis and spoken with unprecedented
promptness and without fear or favor
with malice toward none"-has
changed the whole political outlook in
Europe from the apparent lnevitability
Of n new war into n strong probability
of an understanding.
, 1921-04-28

Burroughs must make a lot to
dress so we'll"
HE does-about three new ac-
quaintances a boston Tran
script.
, 1921-04-28

gets run down and weak-easy prey
for disease. To be safe, keep the
circulation wholesome.
For this S.S.S., theAfamous vege-
, 1921-04-28
TRIES TO
HALT INVASION
NEW GERMAN NOTE SENT TO
UNITED STATES OFFERS
COMPROMISE.
BRITISH BACK FRENCH
BRAND AND LLOYD GEORGE PUT
FAITH IN MEASURES PLANNED
BY FRANCE.

London, April 25.-The German
counter-proposals, says a dispatch
from Berlin, are very long.
The first part is in the nature Of
a protest, but in finality they are ap-
probably nearer a fuller realization
of the allies standpoint. The German
cabinet unanimously accepted them.
1t is understood that in the event
of the occupation of the Ruhr region
of Germany, says II Reuter- dispatch
from Hythe, that no British troops
will be employed, but there will be
some cavalry and tanks to show the
solidarity of the allies.
, 1921-04-28

That respect which is due to age 1,
dealt out with n ladle TO the wealthy
grandparent.
, 1921-04-28

The world will never get any better
until children are an improvement on
their parents.
, 1921-04-28

He-'Do you really believe ignor-
nee is bliss7' She-"I don't know.
You eem TO be quite happy"
, 1921-04-28
Blood Is the Sap of Life;
Keep 1t Pure

You grow by good blood as a tree
grows by sap. Rich blood, robust
man. Good sap, sturdy tree. Keep
the blood healthy and wholesome;
, 1921-04-28

A widow is not necessarily inconsoL
able merely because she remains I'M
consoled.
, 1921-04-28

The theatrical deadhead is both
passed and present.
, 1921-04-28

When money talks we never stop t.
criticize its grammar.
, 1921-04-28

Berlin.-The contemporaries OF
PREPARATIONS have been presented to Ell,
lis Loring Dressed, the American com
missioner, and were Immediately
transmitted to the United States.
The new German proposals were
said by the German Peoples party
leader to represent n liberal compro.
mise between the demands of the en-.
tente made in Paris and Germany's
offer at London.
He said they would name far-reach.
ing guarantees covering economic obi
cations to be assumed by Germany in
connection with her present proposal
The leader also stated that the new
PREPARATIONS proposals Germany is max
ing are such that the entente cannot
afford to ignore them; that Germany
In view of the offer of the United
States, is determined to make a repa.
rations offer such as will save Presi.
dent Harding any embarrassment and
nc make Germany appear ridiculous
in her present action.
This party leader declared that
France would have the least of reasons
to reject the new proposals, which he
limited as having been designed to rep
resent a liberal compromise by Ger
many.
The governments failure to deliver
the note to the American mission i'm
mediately, according to the promise of
Foreign Minister Simons to the reichs-
tag. caused numerous rumors which
represented the cabinet as being all
but disrupted by d%issension over the
proposal.
The protracted deliberations, IL was
said. was due to conflicting opinions
on the p~hraseology of the note.
The cabinet. is said TO be united re-
garding the fundamental principles un-
DERIVING Germany's new offer and al
so complete responsibility for
the note, as 1t does also for the step
which led TO Germany's appeal to
President Harding. Reichstag leaders
were so informed.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-09-21

" Miss Helen Brooks is visiting in
Franklin.
Mrs. Margaret McGlauf1in of
Whitman, Mass, has been the guest
of Mrs. Linnie Patten.
~The Thorsen Farms at West Han
cock will establish milk route in
Ellsworth, beginning about October
first.
The members of the Congrega-
tional choir are requested to meet
at the church Friday afternoon
after school.
Capt. Willis l.. Pratt and George
E. Davis attended Pomona grange
at Bucksport Saturday. They re-
port a fine meeting.
Ralph Maddocks and S. S. Estey
have been drawn as traverse jul
rors to serve at the October term
of the supreme court.
Lygonia lodge, F. and A. NJ, will
work the third degree tomorrow
evening, on four candidates. Sup
per will be served at $50.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. P. Royal have
returned from motor trip to Port
land and vicinity Mrs. B. F. Joy
accompanied them on their return.
The festival chorus will meet
Thursday evening at the home of
Mrs. A. P. Royal. All intending to
go to Bangor to the festival are