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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06
Him That Is Without Sin Among You
By John Henry Zuver
By John Henry Zuvel


F1XASPERATON by the Man Of Calee
and frequently the multitude of His followers seemed
destined bring Him or later much the end His oreunner
though BY a different
John Baptist Salome the
his buf There like that of designing seoed
the finish that she the Hbroni
an exaggeraion Of her works million mt repeated.
The of did Him They
John besides he had
way OF dealing with women OF questionable character that reformed them
them TO wherefore seems mat hy con
concluded dscredt Him by bringing Him to judgment for that
Therefore the of the aduterous Under the Jewish law she
less harshly.
Young say Magdaene
only dgardng His former teaching but would be uerng
defiance the Roman authorities and throw himself condemnation
al the hands o the government
Should He the free favor the Roman penalties those of
Moses then He would be traitor the church hereto and liable the
judgment o the
What syt Ou? they repeated and the there before
Him her shame He knel down and began making herosPhs
n the sand What sayest thou3"
Quietly continuing His from deep and PrayuI thought
He finally nsvers-bu
cynical full of rebue maybe the ushng forth of His Unborn kno
particular.
Him tat without among let him the first her., He
said And when He had lifted His He found that His audience had
flown skunk awaand only the aduerou left There
Fl 10 do the sonng
Go thy and hencefoh much He had for the
adueressnd the beginning of the end double standard of morals
began right there the gospel of white life for two
they would Him OF the
of that whether should be tribute
the Romans Jesus had always been complimentary of the Roman
of Him either traitor Rome a hereto o the
Tell lawful" they queed We know that thou great
fearing one eMphioPhees weaving his web of craft
Render things His reply
which he paused for He knew that they also wanted Him with
the church They pressed Him farther, hereupon He
and render God the things that Gods laying the first foundation
o ever knew Tor complete separation OF the church
Fooled Yes but this thing could In
absence OF charges ME reorme they could
rid of Him otherwise, they would railroad Him
And railroad Him they ddl He again.
Of His the that He received and the
that hailed Him. He both
herey-and was on His to GOlgotha
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06
TH LOST ART o. BEIN ASHAMED.

made i'm shamelessnesz. Look at tn
excuse fer skirts ther wearin' tn
personally directed eyebrows am
temporary complexion. How Kin
Their be anything i'm common between
a sweet. sensible Girl an anything like
a saxophone. Think o. tn ole parlor
with its pale. mellow light am daugh-
ter softly s.ngin an playin' I'm TN
Gloamin'. OH Ay Darhn' while an
earnest. well behaved young man set
in Tn corner with niCkel's worth
To- red peppcrmints. AN then think O.
th' blare am glare % -h' modern
cafe with its stranelehoId dances an
highly seasoned goulashes. IL Is tn
newly rich that's Upsettin' our stan
dards O. decency. Ein remember
when ferla period o. 80 years in nay
town nobuddy made anything be
yond a decent Twin. I'm those days
Ia pro6teer would have been horse
whipped out o. town. Tdsy we ac-
cept schemers am profteers as pub
lie spirited citizens who spend Their
money freely. We're amusement
mad-we're a community o. dark
cned homes an crowded tbe-aters
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

TIE world haint goin' L make no
moral progress until it kin revivify
its sense o. gouilt-unul we 60 back
Z rciearn how { De- afraid o. pu' uci5y
an feel tn corsC iousucss e sii.. de-
clared the Rev. Wiley Tan"er tday
in discussin' tn times. II kin re-
member years ago when Tn Black
Crook appeared at Melodeon hall
Decent people locked Their houses an
some left town. Only a handful o.
males with nothin' Z lose attended
tn show. The Black Crook wuz
church social compared L tn pres
ent day 'cumedy with girls thai g
see on a average o. once a week nj
1pery hail. Bare Skinned dahcers
with SCARED knees an powdered
hacks cavCrt with impunity acre
cultured aud. ences. tday, Catf"u-
daged as tnterpretative' dancers In
terpretin' what? No hotel cafe is
complete without a couple o. bare
backed singers. / kin remember
when a woman wouldn't climb fence
II even a COW wuz lookin.' Til pro-
gress we've made in machinery
hint in IL with progress we've
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06
Work and Pray

BY Arthur Brooks Baker.
Some people make their living from
the earth or from the sea.
Their lives are pure and peacable, as
Their lives are pure and peaceable. as
With laudable persistency they cul-
tivate the soil.
or conscientiously indulge i'm other
forms of toll;
And when they go TO bed at night
they have pacific dreams,
Employing no nocturnal hours i'm
Matching foxy schemes.
Some ether people fatten ON their
foolish fellow men
As truly as the sprightly hawk de
yours the sluggish hen.
They bend their busy onergios to
dicker and to deal
To get the hapless Victims wealth
regardless of his squeaL
They serve no social purpose and full
fin no social need
Producing nothing more than plans
to crafty their greed
And yet the tallest honors incon-
sistently may so
To those who grimly gather up the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06
Ignorant Essays
By ]. P. McEVOY

customer sitting up in his casket
saving. since using -'s en-
balminC fluid I have tried no other
would be a happy thought combin-
ing as it does the testimonial of
satisfied client with a pictorial rep
resentation of the product in use.
Another happy slogan would be
"Our customers never kick" or We
have been in business - years
aud have never had a comeback.
Money cheerfully refunded if YOU
are not satisfied" or Use Packem' ;
Codins-ask the man who owns one
The cheerful casket hound might
dash off some copy ike those smart
aleck agency boys. ferinstance: The
next time YOU shimmy across the
great divide, wrap your dear Old
self i'm one of our toppy little jimmy
collins. All fiuttered up with class
and chumlny-you amt got no idear.
II Will stick 20 YOU TO the end
You get the idea2 Once we can
persuade our solemn friends With
the high hats and the white gloves
to get little elan into their copy,
not to mention verve and esprit then
indeed we may say with the prophet.
"Oh. grave. where is thy victory?
Oh, death. where is thy sting ?"
(Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

Ny daughter. conside- the wall OF
the Disgruntled Wife. who weepeth
because all life is not like unto a
picture drama
For To. in her heart she sinseth
Ia Miserere, saying:
ALAS. alas. All my DAYS are dull
ness. and an my evenings dreariness.
And there is nothing new. or
thrilling. or diverung, under the sun.
Behold. one day eoeth and an
other comcth, but the housework
goeth on remorselessly. forever.
Mine husband peketh me upon
the check and departeth ia the morn
Ing; and returneth and pecketh me
upon the cheek, In the evening.
THE breakfast dishes are cleared
away. and the mop and the dust
pan appear; the ice-man eocth and
the laUndryman cometh; one meal is
like unto another meal; one maid
servant is as rotten as another; one
gas range is as temperamental as an
other, and one day is exactly like
unto those that have gone before.
And all is emptiness and sweep
ing, and dusung, and marketing, and
economizing. and mono-ony,
ooh, would that 1 were a notion
picture heroine,
For whatsoever she wearcth it
is never dust-cap and rubber
gloves. but always a 'confectionI
And whatsoever her lover may be,
whether a housebrcaker. a murderer.
or a dancing man. he is NEVER
hungry, Whatsoever he may do,
he never loseth his collar button
nor kicketh concerning the GOODNESS
Of his morning coffee, nor goeth to
sleep after dinner,
Nay, though ne may be wrecked
upon a desert island for weeks. he
is always freshly shaven. and always
tender and always fascinating.
His nose is Greek. and ne hath
heavenly eyes; his hair is plentiful
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

Did YOU ever stop 10 consider
what a tremendous task is placed
upon your human system every
day? The most efficient piece of
machinery i'm an the world is not
expected TO stand the strain that IS
placed on your body.
Your heart is constantly PUMPKINS
life and vitality 60 every part o.
your body. This is being rapidly
consumed after being turned into
energy and strength that keeps your
system performing its various tunc-
tiOns.
What are YOU doing 90 replace
this drain upon your system Every
day there is a certain amount OF
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

Ever'buddy's lookin' fer diversion.
Eobuddy has time fer sober refec-
tion unless he's got tn typhoid fever.
Ii used L be when a city millinery
trimmer with big hat an meltin'
ewes come T. town we thought she
wuz tn devils own advance agent.
but tday Teller has L be made o.
iron q keep from gittin' involved.
cause painted girls are so thick. In
my day about tn worst thins that
YOU could cali a feller wuz a horse
thief So fer this week theirs been
seven cars stolen from in front O.
tn courthouse. IL used I be awful
q he a Uthiin' rod agent. A lightnin'
rod agent wuz Stunned an regarded
IS not bein' up Z any good He
drove out I'm TN country ever
mornin' an 'Aeeced' farmers-sold
'em lightnin' rods, Jest think OF
IL, jest think o. tn agents an pro-
meters that are circulatin' amongst
us t'Gay They don't even drive &
In country. but phone fer tn farmer
@ come in. We wink al things t'day
we used q shoot at when I wuz a
young man."
Copyright 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06
MRS. SOLOMON 81 VS.
By Helen ROl0IaHd
Being Confessions Of Wife 7OOth

and he hath no bald spot, wherein
he rubbeth hair tonic.
-He loseth his heart without
struggle, and maketh love like unto
an angel. without prompting!
He doth not require feeding, nor
the sewing on Of buttons.
Money is his middle-name. and
he growleth not at the expense or
taking a taXi-ca6- nor at the price
Of a restaurant dinner.
YEA. he is so dashins.
.sVerily. verify. in motion picture
drama. an life is romance, and sen
dment. and thrills, and murder, and
Verify. the feminine imagination is
excitement.
And why is Home never like this
"For. even a FIRE. or a robbery. or
scandal would be a pleasant
change in the life Of a Devoted
Wifev"
Thus, my Daughter, waileth the
Disgruntled Housewife, in her mo-
ments of boredom and idleness-
And when her husband returnetn
from his labors in the helds or the
shop or the office. he knoweth not
why she gazeth at him with such
/ looks of reproach.
/ And when he pecketh her afec-
ionately upon the cheek, saying,
whats for dinner. Old Dear?' he
is astonished TO see her burst into
tears.
For he doeth his duty and is kind.
And how shall ne know that his
home hath been wrecked" by a
blond film actor in a dinner coat, and
| a moonlit kissing scene?
Verii, the feminine Imagination IS
a fearful and wonderful thing
1t feedeth upon romance. and de-
/ voureth "Slush, yet IS never satisfied.
And no man UNDERSTANDABLE it!
| Selah.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06
MARCH6. 1921
PRIEST HARDING HAS NEW VISIONS AS
HE ASSUMES THE REINS OF Ma
TIONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

He ASSUMES FtE. RElNS Or Ma
TlONAL RESPONSIBILITY.
FROST Harding appears from his inaugural adj
aress somewhat AFFLICTED with wisconsin in spite of
hms-.f-and DO spite of his party. Thus find
him speaking OF such iuconsequeutial things as
"idoals" which but few months ago were such
an object OF repraach. in g. p. diction; likewise
There seems something i'm the universe that ne now
condescends to term spiritual" and once or twice
ne coudescends to mention humanity
Of course. Wilson is Presbyterian while Hard
ing ls a Baptist and similarly. wilson a democrat
and Harding a republican which may place a mean
ing upon those crstvhie and reproachable terms
when ripping from Presbyterian or democratic
tonEu,z-not acceptable to the Baptist the re-
publican. We shall have to- wait to what they
mean in the parIance of Prest Harding, though We
anticipate that sobcred hy the responsibility that he
feels he isn't realistically of himself as ne
wac perhaps never viii be again. and that under
the spiritual guidance that ne now Graves his ideals
and sense of duty to- humanity VIII become almost
as Wisontan as The language in which he aeknowl-
edges them.
Talir- his inaugural address with this interrola-
iou the president has introduced himself his
country very WE'LL indeed from a republican view
IoInt. And chat reference 20 his republican view
point" IS made with mo- disrespect Right minded
men may Disagree the means end. but when
The Righteousness of gan end is certain. there can be
ro disagreement as to the desimbiy of attaining
&C. Under spiritual guidance too, such as Pres't
Harding asks a MANS ideals if ne is i'm receptive
mood unbiased by selrdshuess prejudice, warped
design. wiz not rum very far amlss the righteous
eoaI. Given proper ends and aims PRIEST Harding
lanBo. ruin the country nor sink humanity back
to- barbarisn. though mis- modes of attaining those
ends and aims may not Do as efficient Tot of us
think others would De- and thoush may think
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06
UNDERTAKER's ADVERTISING.

UNDERTAKER'S ADVERTISING.
In nothing does the undertaken
stick closer TO his work than in his
advertising How neatly and meth
odicalIy ne lays out his thought on a
smooth hard slab OF rhetoric. How
dexterously he embalm5 his ideas
and dresses them up i'm solemn words,
used only ON Sundays and Holy Days
.of obligation.
With what an air Of dignity and
restraint ne bids YOU gaze upon the
result of his professional procedure,
Wing cold and rigid but elegantly at
tired i'm it's chaste casket of type. As
YOU pass 10y one by one before the
remains YOU are led TO believe that
.he idea lying So calm and still
Within must have died "a peaceful
death. but YOU do the undertaken a
grave injustice. II was only after a
bitter struggle that ne succeeded i'm
Overpowering this idea. And, at the
very end it rose on its slab and cried,
"I am not dead" and the under
taker. with admiral Bile restraint
"Thahel Won ain't' and nit it on the
head with an agate rule. Now the
placid passiyity of it's features is an
eloquent tribute to the professional
dexterity of the mortican.
What undertakers' advertising
needs is "A little more OF what Homer
used to call jazz-a jolly slogan such
las Say it with tom ostones' or
Eventually we viii bury you, why
not now" A rollickins cut of a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06
Of Happy Lamps
The Street

WITH the winter come shorter days quicker dark
w ness and the earlier lighting of city streets and
suburban highways.
No citizen should plod his way through dark streets
and roads exposed to robbery confusion attack or insult
Long ago the old lamphghter used to SO through the
town, at dusk lighting the Pickering corner lamps.
1t all took time. The last lamp TO be lit found night
well on its way
Now, in the big central station the switch is thrown
over and the whole city gows with happy lamps
A movement Of one hand-the work of one second
and light flows down miles of streets. Evu ties
before it, The way is made safe.
From dusk until dawn, through storms and fogs,
you may go upon your missions protected as with
thousand guardians.
Trace back this light so taken for granted; back 70
the big electric hight and power sauoni back over the
countless miles of wire through overhead cables and
underground conduts to the huge ureess generators
whirTing night and day in your service.
Trace it further back to the men and women whose
faith in this great public utility urged them 70 put MIL
lions of their savings into its securities Without them
there would be no happy lamps
Some 100000 American citizens hold securities in
the electric light and power industry Banks and insur-
ance companies have invested and loaned millions.
This industry, requiring tremendous investment and
capital to provide additional equipment viii be able
through public support and confidence even further 10
extend and increase the scope and efficiency OF its service
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

Courtship is a ship, which always
starts for the Isle OF Romance, and
eneds either by being docked in the
harbor of matTimony or wrecked
on the shoals of establishment.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

The largest quill toothpick factory
so. 600, COCO quilts are produced an
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

About 2.70O.O0 persons in the
United States make their living from
the automobile industry.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

The United States army has 65
officers ard 1,425 enlisted men in
China.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

ry COINS high enough To let the world spin undo
him.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

our present system of Justice would make
felou out Of baby because the mother erred.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

Ohio. having paroled thousands of hardened Grim
inals hesitates TO parole sehoolboy convicted OF
stealing a microscope.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

one way 10 pack people into small IS I,
zone the street car system.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-06

Ie congress postponing the soldiers bonus until
il VIII not be needed
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
BY Way of Diversion.

Joe 1ent back TO school to-
day on the train at 5. Spent
the ChuSmds hoilerddys 1ifh
his No and me. Somehow Ue
0tn't JeeHn' sad that he's gone
aOiH. Truth Is. WGre ioee
BIT shdmed that the boys our
kin. RecoIlect Dhen Frst he
lefti He shotDed si0Hs Of sense.
They toliS ioronO, fer JoGS be-
came one Of those there gents"
Pants look like tiOo OunRv
sacks; stund-up coHGr-Oeei
LttIe cap stuck on his head
most too small TO see. Hes
sport, that dint no ie-thdt
there Joe Of mine. Dressed up
IN them toys, he thinks that
he's pretty fne. But merit sum
mer " you see, tolIerin' a hoe,
some old, ,Oore-out orerallS, flo.
ger they're on Joe.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
: A wooF FoR MARILYN.

When Marilyn Miller left her car
At the Nov Amsterdam Theatres
stage door last night young man
stepped up and handed her a fury
oft Of white dogonomitry. 1t proved
70 be French poodle and tied 70 its
aeek vas a card reading sally"
"A gentleman told me 20 give this
70 you" said the young man. And
hen ne left. Needless TO say, Sally
aas Joined out with the sally" troupe,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
GossIp.

Edmund Lowe will be in Tin the
Night Watch"
Carl Laemmle left yesterday for
Cuba 20 spend three months.
Tho Howard Brothers will head the
concert bill at the Century to-mor-
row night.
The hrst public performance OF
"John Hawthorne" will be given at
the Garrick Monday afternoon, Jan.
H.
Ina Claire VIII appear in person at
the, Rivol Tomorrow night when
"Polly With a Past" is shown.
Fritz Leiber will end his Shake
apearean engagement at the LexinE-
ton tonight with Romeo and juliet. 4"
Roseland will have a Mardi Gras
and carnival entertainment Monday
night.
The Dempsey Brennan fight pic
lures viii be shown at the Park Thea
ire Tomorrow afternoon and evening.
Brennan will be there.
There win be a Suffragette one-step
contest at the Terrace Garden Dance
Palace Tuesday night for silver cup.
IN this dance the woman leads the
man.
Margaret Lawrence and Arthur
Byron VIII produce a new English
comedy at the Cort Theatre during
the run of ''Transplanting Jean" II
VIII be given az special matinees,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
IT WAS APPARENT.

A chorus girl, wearing very little
aye, VERY hbtie--wRs standing in the
wings at a Broadway theatre the
other night, ready to go on. when
Ivan Bankofs came along.
do You girls get much money in
this shown he asked
"Huhi" replied the girl. "the salaries
paid ms don't keep us in clothes"
80 I've noticed" said Mr.. Bankoff,
dtscrsetly moving away.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
A poLITE BARBER.

The American doughboys taught the
French a lot OF American slang. but
some OF their pupiis didn't learn eN-
actly the right way TO apply IL
GEORGES Plateau, French actor. who
has returned from his native land,
Jaw an American General enter
barber shop In Paris one time. The
barber was very polite.
Sect down. Mon General" he said.
bowling low. sect down an you be
nax'. you beeg edeefi"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
MATTHEWS As JERRY.

A. L. Erlanger has engaged A. f.
Matthews to play Jerry in Peg o
My Heart" in the support Of Laurette
Taylor Mr.. Matthews originated the
cole In London when Miss Taylor
played there in 1914 He will arrive
from London next week. Who's going
20 play Michael?
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
a kouaHT EoR no. pAY.

on 'hriq'mas We received fifteen
recl huen IN rdkerchiefs. This morn
ing we couldn't md single one OF
'cisi
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
FooLIsHMENT.

fOC-i'9 y Nv ~iH -
Thcre tCnS a yOURg man ma led sin.
clair.
Whose head icdS without any hair,
"Oh, lDcf." ne toouId say
pm smooth anyoavg
So phy IN the i0OrId should ! carer"
FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.
my tailor made a speech at a din
ner last night"
what did he sayT"
"oh, he just made some hitting re-
marls."
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
About Plays and Players
ny BIDE DUDLEY
AZ WINTHROP AMES, who Is again
w producing plays, will present
c.. A ALL a.. .al,l,n nrnnn


George Arllss IN THE Green
Goddess" a modern story OF adven-
lure by the English critic, william
Archer, at the Booth Theatre on Jan.
a Lee shubcrt announces that
william Faversham. In Tho Prince
ma the Pauper," will move from the
Booth ON Jan. " to the Apollo, the
aewest Seiwyn house. Jimmie"
starring Frances white. now at the
Apollo. will 20 on tour. The Green
GODDESS" was recently produced O in
philadelphia, and reports are good.
IN the support OF Mr.. ArliSs are Olive
wyndham, Cyril Keighdey Ivan
simpson, Herbert waring, Ronald
oolman, David Leonard and Helen
Lowell
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
RS6 HSg
QUESTIONS.
Cofsiishi. 1891 By she rrets Publishing "a
lIne W Nork " ding Morld.l


QUESTIONS.
Z. Whist village in Scotland was
lena famous 40 haven for clipping
eoupios7
2. What name is given to the four
chief points Of Tho oor1nCss2
3. What famous madonna was
sa,n by Raphael?
!. ~ Gu &c WAS most recently
admitted 10 ths Unlor7
g. OF what State is Lansing the
capital oity2
8. What name 10 given 10 a plant
which lives on year after Year,
2. what group name is given TO the
West India lslands7
O. What is the diameter OF the sun 2
3. Into what ocean does the Mac.
konEie River empty7
70. From what grain is the Russian
VODKA distilled
ANSWERS.
A, Gretna Green; 2, cardinal polnts;
8 EiHtiue; 4, Arizona. 8, Michigan:
Is perennial: y Antllies, g. SOS. 900
miles; y AFcfici AZ, rya
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1921-01-08
ANSWERS 10 INQUIRIES.

Az Weiss THINKS. bat we get one
: most every day.
Tr'odmqu--liaod song, but cannot
soage tns space,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-30
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS.

You are hereby notified that the
Board OF Equalization will attend on
September IL. 1921. tthe second
Monday In Septembcr) at the county
judges office In the oldest court
house. and will remain In session for
thirty days from that datc'for the
purpose Of examining the assessment
rolls for tho year 1921. and correct
Ing all errors In valuation. descrip-
tion or qualities OF land. lots or other
property assessed by the assessor. II
shall be the duty OF all persons inter-
ested TO appear ut the time and place
appointed.
All protests against -I-luations fix
cd by the assessor must be filed with