The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-03

Mac: I'm getting to be a regular CO.
respondent aren't l. or something like that.
In that last famous line insert either of those
two effective adjectves which you believe the
most stunning and I'll leave it to your profess
slonal judgment to hit the bulls head between
the eyes.
Re Pegasus; If my biography of him has
the kick in it that he himself has it ought to
kick into the Tombstone Department, all right,
all right and honest, l hope you use it be-
cause the worst is yet TO come and maybe it
will melt the type. and you won't dare to
print it-but the movie censors haven't any
strings on you, have they?
The same bloomin' Cactus.
Guess I might as well send in my reverie
on Dreams" and save &c. Don't know wheth-
er it will be suitable for your Hall of Hllarlty
or not, but anyways you can ponder it over
and smoker to yourself if you can't give others
a chance to smoker among themselves. Cen
sored.) Gao
THE temptation to let Cactus fill the rest
Of the Colyum is almost too strong to be re-
sisted If the day comes when some little Cacti
come to bless her we trust she'll train EN- all
to be as industrious contributors she is.
MEN Want Square Deal for Sunday
Galesburg Republican-Register
Some would prefer a muzzle for him.
~Do You Suppose the WaIrus Said, we
Should Jazz II for These Birdss' I'D
Like To- Said the Carpenter, But
Do Not knoW the Words
Dear Mac: l rarely read this light stuff,
being Immersed in stuff so deep l can't con1pre-
memo II mysell-relatIVlty, etC.-but picked m
last weeks SateVepost perused it. and real
lzed That literature, like life, music and wom-
ans apparel, has been jazzed up bit l won
deTed what a little jazz would do To the coIvnrn
tone or the deep things that l scarcely com
prehend) so l am sending in few excerpts
from the Aug. 9th number. Starts in mildly
rage 4-'Not by da- not the major, sir"
rage o glared at the grinders and said
Damnauon!" Page 10-(Descriptiye of a
napper) About scanty II, about as scanty as
her skirts, hair banged, cigarettes naturai Iv =,
age !o-He Extensively to fapper who is
proposlng), L wouldn't love you on a bet II
would be too damned uncomfortable" we
might both do worse-yeu're hellish commit
mentary,' she observed" Page 14-'eWen,
the hotel?" (hero to heroine) Page 14NHaro-
Inc ejaculates) He's my friend and you're a
Har!" Page II" Hello and likewise beIIt,
devil BUSINESS tHs fngne ef Page 14What the
1o-therolne again Why damn poor Dicky9"
rage Z4-"Iu knock him for a row of aoua
runs [a;i Page 2S-~Why must you, without
1 Pao al%ays ask one damn fool question:"
Jones'" Pase 30-"How the devil can 7 80
ahtee IL! rage SIS 'Damnation!' he cried "
rage S4(It was just as well she did not, for
what thechivalrous only son of James 7 Io1os
sails was Damn her hide!'" (of his hrida ~ %
lew mlnutes). Page 36-:'To be sure Rob was
an lhVeterate chicken fancier" Cthe kind Won |
- ifIse7 ne SAYS TO hear you curse
IS hDerai education" (heroine to hero1 |
rage 4S-therolne talking to heroD ..Dickv saws
you are so damn clean, and honest and straiob+ |
you scare MIN To which he replies. Don't
t a1Il 70 me as if were strolling evangelist"
wonder If he meant B. Sunday pare 20
But VINO the devil are you and how the devi1 |
old you drop in so handy?' Page 65-"7ot as |
much chance as a SNOWFALL in hell Page e. |
l IN. m t1e one who counts, run the family. 7 |
We'll Mac. there are 50 more pages 7 haven't
covered but the above few samples will ilIns
rate how to jazz up literchoor: nothing left 70
,,naglnauon, everything "as is" Another il /
lustration (not from the Satevanoe+N -
Eva Ghigh falsettol: Uncle Tom. if I'm
good little girl will I go to heaven pr ITnc1a
rom tbasso profundo): ooh hell yes Eva
nell yes! Profanely yours
HELENA
WELL, thank heaven we've finished another!
-0 LAY horkt r, f. MIG