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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
DIZZERT.

The most important part of a
mecl comes last, being the dir
cert. The reason it don't come
ferst is because there's genreIly
sutch a little bit of it that lou
haff to fill people up ferst so
they wont feel like eny more.
1t is always safer to leeVe too
mulch room for dizzert than wat
it is not to leeve enuCf, on aC-
count Of you cart always fill up
on bred or something in ease
there is still envy room afLor the
dizzcrt, but if you're all filled up
before you finish your dizzert
there's nuthing you can do.
If you get a End helping of
dizzort you're lucky, and il you
get a 3rd helping you must be
dreaming.
Wen there cOmpinny for dim
nor the dizzert is genrelly better
but on the other hand there is
genrolly not SO mulch of It to
go GROUND, on account of the
compinny hardly ever saying they
don't wunt cny.
Some bum Excuses for dizzert
are rice pudding, corn startch ana
taffioca. Somebody must Of sed
they was dizzert once and people
have had to eat them for dizzert
ever since. This proves bad news
travels the ferthest.
Among di2zerts are apple pie,
ice GREEN, apple pie under ice
GREEN, other kinds of PIE, straw
berry short cake, other kinds Of
cake and apple dumplings.
If we had or 5 dizzerts at a
meel insted of jest one we
proberly wouldelN appreciate them
so mulch, but many fellows would
be glad to take q chance.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
Bedtim e Stories
For Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY'S EGG
Beaten.
BY Howard q, CARTS.
Copyright, 1921, by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.

"Will you please come home
early again today?" asked Nurse
Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, as the rabbit
bunny hoped down the front
walk Of his hollow stump bunga-
low one morning.
what is it this time-auother
tea party" MI, Longears want
cd to know.
"Chocolate cake" answered the
muskrat lady housckeeper. I'm
going to make you a chocolate
cake, and | know you like that"
Indeed l do" laughed The
bunny, and his pink Iosa twink tod
50 fast that he had to ho'tl Lis
paw over it. "A II III hC home
early"
Off through the forest hoped
Mr.. Longears. looking this way
and that for an adventure, and,
almost before he knew it. he was
at the hollow stump school. The
windows were open, for the day
was warm, and Uncle Wiggily
heard the lady mouse teacher
say:
"Now. Curly, you will have to
go and stand in the corner, |
have let you off quite often
enough. Go in the corner. and
you must stay in after school and
write fifty times the words: | am
sorry | was a bad pig"
ooh, no" thought Uncle Wig
gily to himself. as. he entered the
hollow stump school There is
trouble here. | must ,see if | can
help cure it,"
The rabbit gentleman saw Cur
ly Twistytail, the little pig boy,
standing in one corner by him
self There were splashcs and
splotches of ink on Curly's paws
and tail, and some on the school
room floor.
What has Curly been doing.
Lady Mouse, that he must stand
in the corner?" asked the bunny
gentleman.
II am sorry to say Curly has
been rather bad" answered the
lady mouse teacher. He stirred
the ink in his well with his rem
until re splasheG the Li&cl. s;4tf
all over. l told him several tiraes
" olOp, bbI NhNls AIMS L luOlNGu
at him there he was stirring the
ink again like mad"
why did you do that, Curly?"
asked Uncle Wiggily kindly.
"Oh-just cause" was ali the
little piggie boy answered. hang.
ing his head, 1
Maybe he thought he wos
stirring up batter Tor I ca,to. -
said Susie Littletail
We'll, whatever he thought, /
hope he will never ag1.n stir up
his ink" spoke the Lazy m1Hse
teacher. "Will you stay and lear
the animal children rccite. uncle
Wiggily?" she asked.
But when Susie spoke of cake"
that, made the bunny rabbit gem
tleman remember what Nurse
Jane had said. So. excusing him
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
ANSWERED LETTERS.

J.. S: Please tell me how to
make fudge with a marshmallow
layer
Answer; Make fudge in the
ordinary way and when ready to
pour into the pan to harden, pour
only a thin layer in; then add
a layer of marshmallows which
have been melted in the top of
double boiler; and finish with
another thin layer of hot fudge.
Let harden and mark into square
as you would with plain fudge.
Mother Housekeeper: please
write an article planning ones
weeks work for a woman who
has three children Cone d." lsh'er
in high school, and boy of nine
and sirl of seven in grammar
Schcol) II seems as If acvt r
lad Il minute to sit down, have
ne mala and thougGt rnrhars
you could give me a schedule to
fellow 81 that | would hava some
kline 1T over.
Answer: On Friday of this week
! will write an article especially
Tor you, showing you know YOU
should plan your weeks work. CIV
ing each of your children few
daily tasks (Which is right, IN
homes where all the work falls
on mother). Watch for this ar
ticle. 1t will be called. "Piacuing
the Weeks Work"
Mrs. A. A., "A friend of mine
now out of reach, made some
Chill con Carne USING canned
kidney beans, pork, beef, onions
and, l think, tomatoes. Can you
give me a recipe for this dist,
containing these ingredients" Hers
was so delicious"
Answer: A readc" Of thus COL
umn has been kind enough to
send me her recipe tor th.s d, 81.
which is slightly d.Sicyert fgOln
my recipes for it, Aul believe
hers is the very one IL which ycu
refer. Here it is: Chill con
Carnc: IL pound pork and / ;
pound beef ground together. Aha
to them a mediIm siHHa on:oa
sliced, and fry taeSe ingredients
in shallow fat. Nlra tiley have
lost the raw Iool. turn them
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27

stirred the eggs in the bowl and
he was such a good beatcr that
soon they We're all frUlrN and
foamy, and Nurse Jane made the
chocolate cake.
I'm not going to be bad any
more and splash my ink, sal Na
'piggie chap, as he smcIled the
cake.
"All right I'm glad you're
cured" Uncle Wiggily said as he
cut a large slice for Curly And
never again did the Twistytail
chap stir his ink.
So this teaches us that even a
chocolate cake is good for some-
thing. And if the grapevine
doesn't climb up on the roof and
shout down the chimney to scare
the gas stove. I'll tell you next
about Uncle Wiggily and john
MES gun.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
CRISP PARAGRAPHS

WITH THE HEART OUT.
The Versailles treaty to date is not much more
than an Observation-Disclosures Tribune.
@ Q @ o
'SEPHUS WAS NO SPEED FIEND.
Bebe Daniels. who in Jail for speeding,
evidently is of kin to Josephus.-kansas City
Star.
q @
DISARM FIRST.
Your Uncle Sam knows too much about base
ball to want to be umpire when the bleaChers
are full of x-shooters-Boston Transcript.
O @ @
THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE.
Another change that time has wrought is that
May 1 no longer is looked upon moving day.
There is place left to move except out-Cin-
Cinnat Enquirer
o = q .
NOBODY WOULD OBSERVE TT ANYWAY.
No designation yet of Mind Your Own Bust
ness Week. There seems opening for it.-St.
Louis Globe Democrat.
o o q
WATCHING THE PLUM TREE.
There office-seekers down Washington
way who think that this early warm weather
ought to hurry the ripening of the fruit on the
plum tree.-Providence Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27

Kansas City, April 26.--Cattle-
Receipts 1000. Beef steers slow,
steady to t5c lower, Top yearlings,
$3.50: best l,1O0-pound steers,
$50; shc-stock steady to weak;
$7.75 bid on ycarling heifcrs; few
cows, $6.50M6.75; bulk $5.25 a
500; canne:s, bulls and feeders
strong, spots higher; most good
Gamers around $2.00; calves
steady; good choice vcalers. $500
$500.
Hogs-Receipts 5000. Light
hogs mostly 1Oc lower, others
around steady with yesterday $
average; one load select 19O-pouhd
hogs to packers, $3.50; bulk OF
sales, $7.25@7.75; pigs steady,
Sheep--Receipts 1000. Steady to
Csc lower Shorn Texas wethers'
$3.50: ewes. $500; shorn lambs
steady to strong; wooded laln ps
slow and weak; early top. $lo'2o'
some held higher.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27

stump school," the bunny said.
And when he reached there and
saw Curly, all ink, still standing
in the corner, the bunny said to
the lady mouse:
Il think we can teach that
little piggie boy a better lesson
than making him write fifty times
about being bad"
How" asked Lady Mouse.
Let him come to my bungalow
and beat eggs" answered Mr..
Longears. "If Curley is so fond of
stirring things, let him. stir eggs.
That will be more useful than
stirring his ink well, and this
may cure him.. ..... .
"Try it," said the lady mouse
teacher. SO Curly was allowed to
leave school and go to the hollow
stump bungalow with Uncle Wig
gily. -
Nurse Janerf called the bunny,
as he led Curly in. Now stir
away my piggie boy" said Uncle
Wiggily. Il hope you'll get
enough for once" So Curly
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27

and their wives for coin they
cannot spare. l do not give to
every jay who tags me in tile
mart, and Biffkin has been heard
to say that I've a calloused heart.
But when a man presents his bill
for anything I've bought, l take
the roubles from the till, and pay
him on the spot. No merchant
bones me for the kale upon the
public street, and no collector, on
my trail, wear out their useful
feet. l pay up every cBlt | owe,
that creditors may thrive. be-
fore l dig up any dough to help
along a drive. 1t may be Biffkin's
course is right. and mine is badly
wrong, but Biffkin's credit is
sight. and mine is good and
strong.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27

ness to strength. The close, al
though unsettled. was Hc TO 1c
higher, with May $1.26A to
$1.26% and July $1.0513 to
$1.05%. Corn finished at a c net
decline to * c to q advance. oats
gained Il to a to sc and pro-
visions Ice TO soc.
Estimates were current that
wheat export business the last
forty-eight hours had totaled as
high as 100000 bushels.
During the first half of the day,
however, before the volume of the
purchasing of Europe was well I'M
derstood the bulls were at a disad-
vantage. General selling in small
lots took place and moderate de-
clines resulted with bears putting
stress on talk of big strike on
the part of American seamen,
New complications in the Brit
ieh coal strike also tended to
weaken values. Subsequently.
much more notice was given to
export dealings. AS a result
highest prices of the session were
scored after midday with profit
taking at the last leading to some
thing of a reaction.
Further export demand for corn
helped to strengthen that cereal
and oats as well. Besides. primary
shipments of corn were in excess
of receipts.
Packets buying did a good deal
to bring about the upturh IN pro-
WISHING
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
ifI.AbvIsED isfERr ERENcE.

1t is 10 he hoped that Luis Monies de Oca,
Mexicail consul gencral at E1 I'aso. Will not per-
sst in his efforts to obtain amnesty" for the six
4 teen vHistas now ffelng trial for murder at
5 Deming4in connectun With the Columbus raid.
8 While II would be entiteR proper for the
: Mexican government 70 provide the defendants
with connsel-the constitution of the United States
q guarantees them that-any pressure brought by
Mexican officials would not only be futile but
would prejudice the cause of Mexico in the eyes
nof the people OF, the United States,
President Oregon bases his claim for recog-
milton by the Cnitet/ States upon the that he
has established am orderly government in Mexico
lie has repeatedly declared that he is not beg
ging for nition-but that ne lis trying to
it, The Journal believes that he has done
so. Therefore his administration could scarcely be
consistent in aiding bandits followers.
The people Of New Mexico are not clamoring
for the blood of the defendants at Demng. If
!. they are found ihnbcen by jury of Americans
and who dares irisinuate that such jury would
violate their oat6s by finding contrary to the evil
dence ?--the pe9pie Of New Mexico will abide by
their decision In ApIte Of libelous reports to the
contrary. we whb five in New Mexico know that
respect Tor a e1afts findings prevails here.
ID on fthe othsf Hand, the people of the United
States In kenebaI.. and Of New Mexico in par
ticuar viii regent any diplomatic interference
u by Mexfcosn o8f judicial affairs
The sixteen hien now on trial at Deming arc
charged with the violation of statute of the
state of New Mexieo. Whether they guilty
innocent Is matter that must be decided by
state courts and by no one else.
We would be Surprised if Senior Monies de Oca
4 is supported bY his government in his activities
. on behalf of the villistas. Oregon and his gov
eminent are too anxious to keep Mexico's record
straight well realizing that the life of their regime
depends on the respect for law and order that it
: exhibits. sk.rtal,. .... ..s .. e.. ..
In connection with this question of recognition
we refer otif readers to article from the St.
!. Louis POST Dispatch, which we print elsewhere in
this issue. ~
In II. sthsl American correspondent brings out
clearly Obtetda,s apparently earnest desire to
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
NEW YORK MONEY.

New York, April 26.-Tr.me
mercantile paper, IA to * pr
cent; exchange firm; sterling de
mand, $780,; cables, 1895 u
Time loans-Easier. SiXty and
30 days and six months, 6A to so
per cent.
Cali money---Firm. High, low
ruling rate and last loan, y peg
cent; closing bid, 61a to 7 per cent
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
GENEROUS OR JUST.

My neighbor, Biffkin, takes de-
light, in helping things along; if
there's charity in sight, he's
whooping for it strong. His name
is seen on every list of givers to
The Cause; and people often wot
and visit that he is Santa CLAUS
TO brighten up the world he
strives, hen brighten it or bust
he's prominent in all the drives"
that call for peoples dust. But
if he owes you iron men he
seems to /hate to pay; youn have
to call again, again, AMI chase
him day by day. l don't ndorso
the frequent drives" that bore
us everywhere, that poster voters
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
HELPED HER LITTLE GIRL

Children need al thelr strength
for growing. A lingering cold weak
ems them so that the system is open
to attack by more serious sickness.
Mrs. Amanda Flint, Route 4. New
Philadelphia, o.. writes: "FoIey's
Honey and Tar cured my little girl
of the worst tickling cough. I had
tried many things and found moth
ing to help until l got Foley's
Honey and Tar" Gives immediate
relief from distressing. racking,
tearing coughs. Sold everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
NEW YORK METALS.

New York. April 26.-Copper-
Steady, Electrolytic. spot and
nearby, 12%c; May and June, l3c.
Tin-Easy. Spot and nearby,
$32.25; futures. $31.75@ $500.
Iron-Nominally unchanged.
Lead-Firm. Spot. $4.35.
Zinc--StcGdy. East st. Louis
spot, $4.90@5,00.
Antimony-Spot, $5.25.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
Denver Livestock.

Denver, April 26.-Cattie--Re-
ceipts LOO. Market steady to
15c lower. Beef steers, $500 a 7.25;
COWS and heifers. $4,000 I'OO;
calves $10.OO@13.50; stockers and
feeders, s5.5O@7.OO.
Hogs-Receipts loo. Market
10c to 15c lower. Top, $rSO;
bulk, $1,000 $50. ,.
Sheep-Receipts $500. Market
one higher. Lambs. $3.50 @ 1925;
ewes, $50; spring lambs,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
KANSAS CITY PRODUCE.

Kansas City, April 26.-Eggs-
Market unchanged. .Firsts. l8c;
seconds. lac.
Butter - Creamery unchanged
packing 1c lower, 13C.
Poultry-Hens unchanged; broil-
ers sc lower, 40@50c; ROSTERS UNI
changed, &c.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
LIBERTY BONDS.

New York. April 26.-Liber
bonds closed: S1as. $3.50; first 'e
$S7.14; second As. $S710; Fl s
AVS, $S726; second ANS, $S7.lo,
third AIS, $9O.4O; fourth AVS
$S7.12; Victory 3&s. $97.4S; Vice
tory ANS, $3.50.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
POEMS YOU SHOULD KNOW
MY GARDEN.

A garden is q lovesome thing, God wot!
Rose plot.
Fringed pool,
Formed grot-
The verest school
OF peace; and yet the fool
Contends that God is not
Not God! in gardens! when the eve is
cool?
Nay, I but have a sign
IT'S very sure God walks in mine
Thomas Edwin Brown.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27

New York, April 26.-ThC stock
market was comparatively dull and
uncertain in the early stages of to-
days session, but became more
active and irregularly strong later.
Improvement was ascribCd to
Germanys latest indemnity over
lures and the probable success of
the Great Northern-NOrthcrn Pa
Cific financing.
There were Il few conspicuous eX-
ceptions to the further advance,
notably in the food group. sugars
breaking sharply on another cut in
the price of the refined product
and reports of more acute eco
ncmic conditions in Cuba.
In most other commodity mar
kets price tendencies showed
greater stability. An advance was
reported in the quotation for lead
and the firmness of COppcrs coin
cidcd with a better demand for
those and allied metals.
As usual the great part of the
days operations centered in oils,
steels and equipments, together
with shippings, motors and related
sbecialties. Rails were lethargic
at best and March returns. as indi-
Gated by Union Pacific, were again
Disappointing 1885,, J
Average prices were at highest
levels in the last hour. steels then
superSeding all other issues at
gains of two to four points, United
States steel moved in a narrow
radius, but hardened at the end
with a net gain of one and a half
points. Sales amounted to $4,000
shares. ..-t
United States steel earnings for
the first quarter. issued after the
close of the session. totalcd not
IQuitc $32,300.000, this being under
general estimates and leaving only
a narrow margin over dividend re-
Ouiremcnts. Seasoned bonds of the
railway division were adversely af-
fcctcd by the more attractive
terms of the Chicago, Burlington g.
Quincy offerings and Liberty is
sues were heavy with a low record
for the registered 8 rs. Total
sales, par value. $9.775,O0O.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
HAL, From window Fatal.

Denver, Colo, April 26.-Robert
Pierson, 20-months-old son of Mrs.
Elmer Pierson of Las Vegas. n. M,
died today as the result of falling
from a second story window of a
local hotel on April 10, last.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
price of Lead Advanced.

New York, April 26,-The Amer
lean Smelling and Refining COM
pany today advanced the price of
lead from AIS to ABS cents a
hound.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
VERSE OF TODAY
SUCCESS.

80. (By Theodosia GarrisonD
When Love and l out of the night,
To the wind and the sun and the high birds call.
With the hghroad before wide and white.
He did not heed me at all
He loosed my hand to salute the day;
He with the wind and the soaring lark.
He called me to follow along the way
We had walked so close in the dark!
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE

Chicago, April 26.-Export buy
ing on a large scale turned the
wheat market today from weak
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
NEW YORK COTTON.

New York. April 26.--COtton flu
lures closed firm. MAY, Ell.
July, 1872; Oct, 1887; Dec
1882; Jan, 400.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27
FOR SAEE-Ranchas

~
fot SALE|--Flve or ten acres on Fourth
street road, at half value if sold at
once, Room Is, First National bank
building
BUY irrigated ranch and pay for II out
Of crops in two years. No down pay
meht. Close to good town. Daily mail.
Good water. Grazing and dry farming
lands $3.50 acre. X. J. Heron. Chama,
N. NJ
FOR SALE-2S0-ac ranch, an fenced;
good water: half an hours ride from
Grants; good road. Two-ruom house ami
other improvements. Heathiest climate
IN New Mexico. Priced cheaply for i'm
mediate sale. Address Nate S. Blbo.
Grants, New Mexico
FOR SALE-About one and quarter acres
Of garden land. now in alfalfa; $50
feet east frontage, on North Twelfth
street; two good adobe houses, one four
ana one three rooms; an assortment Of
frult trees, cherries, aBrcOts and pIums:
plenty ditch water for irrigation; on car
line Apply 1907 North Twelfth, $3.50 to
IL a. IN. 30 to D. m
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-27

| WIDOW LNI9E sI roOu and board man
| and wifi jgG men; on car line
| Phone 1A7H
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ACOMMGtAh 1uNs ror two PED PATIENTS
in prign Agnei purse care and tray
service. fsa7sf 2if8sV.
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FOR RENT gaysaLe com with sleep
ing porch Priceless board. 4lV East