davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

and others by paying a visit to the Allstcel
dealer in your town.
ALLSTEEL OFFICE FURNITURE
Whether it be filing cabinets, desks, shelving
or counters, there is just the item in the All
steel line that will fill your needs. Among
the users of Allsteel office equipment are
many of the foremost firms in the country
concerns like the New York Stock Exchange,
Bush Terminal, ]. P. Morgan & Co., Bethle-
hem Steel Co. Allsteel is the equipment that
belongs with success. Send for our represen-
tative.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08
COLOR TOURNAMENT OPENS
Girls Basketball Starts With Four
Games Tonight.

The opening basketball games Of the
University girls annual color tournament
will be played at ROthwell Gymnasium
tonight. The tournament is scheduled to
start at o'clock sharp.
The teams meeting tonight are Red VS.
Blue. Black vs.. Gray, Green vs.. Yellow,
and Purple vs.. Brown.
Every girl signed up for basketball will
play four games in this tournament Ten
teams, divided into two groups of FIVE
each, have been arranged by Frances
Bayne. all-basketball manager. Win
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08
What May Happen If Your Place Burns

kept there, with temperature up TO LOO
degrees Fahrenheit, for one hour. Paper
burns at 400 degrees F. AT the end of the
hour, the red-hot safe is hOisted to plat
form and dropped 30 feet on concrete bed
covered with broken bricks. After cooling,
it is again put in the furnace upside down
and heated another hour to LOO degrees F.
When cooled the safe is opened and the con-
tents must be intact
An Allsteel safe that will successfully go
through such test as this gives protection in
the modern sense of the word.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08
CAN SERVE MEALS AT COST
State Senate Passes Bill AuthorIz-
ing Practice Of Feeding Pupils.

ing ITdCllSc Vi ECCuihs uPiiS'
By Sfgff ouespordezt.
JEFFERSON CRY. Feb. S.-The bill
which will allow food to be served at
cost to pupils Of the public schools ol
the state, when the board of education
or other administrative officers of any
school district think it advisable, was
passed by the Senate yesterday by d IN
animOus vote.
This practice has been going on in
many Of the cities Of the state without
legal authority for some time. The pur-
pose of the present bill was to authorize
by law these practices.
The Columbia Insurance and Rental
Agency has moved To South Ninth street
lust south of old offices. Over Harrclrs
Tailor Shop.-Adv.
Order Ice Cream made oil
real Cream from the Central
Dairy. Phone 8l9.-Adv.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08
Bills Would Make Thrift and
Religion Compulsory in Schools

when it is not desired. Whether or not
the proposed law requiring school 20 be
opened with prayer each day would be
well received cannot be determined, as
such plan has never been tried in Mis-
souri, before.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Mrs. Guy l. Noyes, 81 Hit street, en-
lerlaincd at 8 O'Clock last evening at Two
tables Of bridge. The guests wene: Miss
Anna Pape, Miss Katherine Jones, Miss
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08
MeuUs of Columbia Society

Frances Mitchell, H. H. Charlton, II. F.
Major. Major o. S. Wood and Prof. II.
NJ. Reese.
The members Of the Kappa Alpha
Theta sorority will entertain with a for
NAL dance March 4 at the Daniel Boone
Tavern.
Dinner guests Sunday at the fraternity
houses were:
Alpha Tau Omega: Misses Mildred
Walker, Genevieve Ullman, Dorothy
Craig and Edward Sinclair.
Beta Theta Pi: Mrs. W. c. Swisher,
Misses Corinne Swisher, Gladys Houx,
Margaret Parker, Ernestine Parks and
MiIded Boucher.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon: Misses Claylain
Costolo, Maude Winters, Frank Robert
son, Melvin Land and II. d. Grove.
Sigma M: Miss Isabelle Strother.
Dinner guests at the Sigma Chi house
Saturday night we're: Misses Jean Bright,
Dorothy Plumb. Melvin Land, Mary Vir-
ginia Doerschuk, Harriet Joaquin, Juliet
Price of Jefferson City, Lena Brown, Exie
Gray and Mrs. George f. Miller.
DIR. and Mrs. ". P. Dysart entertained
at 6 O'Clock dinner Saturday evening in
honor of the Rev. NJ. A. Hart, formerly
pastor of the Christian Church here.
Mrs. 0rpha Wiedemeyer of Jefeson
City spent the weekend in Columbia
with her mother, Mrs. NJ. 5. Dysart.
The marriage of Miss Elizabeth Isabel
Mason to Clarence Wilbur Terry took
place at the home the brides parents in
Kansas City, Kan, at 8 O'Clock Saturday
night. Mr.. and Mrs. Terry are former
students of the University. Mrs. Terry
was editor Of the woman's department Of
the Savitar last year, and is a member
Of the Alpha Phi sorority. After the
wedding. a supper was served at the
'Muehlebach Hotel. After a short trip
through Oklahoma, the couple will make.
their home in Kansas City.
Miss Rosa Darlington, a former stu
dent of the University. served as one Of
the bridesmaids. Christine Gable, Eliza
beth Atieberry, Catherine Callahan and
Alfredo Halligan assisted.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Miller will be chairman of the luncheon
committee and Mrs. NJ. r. Arnold will
be in charge Of the program. Officers Tor
the ensuing year will be elected.
The women Of all churches will en-
tertain at 4:3O O'Clock Saturday after
noon with a tea at the Methodist Church
for the student volunteer delegates who
will come Friday to attend a convention
here.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

While you are reading this, someone's build
every minute of the year. If your place
ing is being destroyed by fire. 1t happens
burns, what will happen to your business
records that can't be duplicated and can't be
insured? Even if they are in a safe, is it
a modern safe that will live through the fire?
So that your vital papers will be really safe,
Allsteel Underwriters Model Safes are made
to pass the gruelling two-hour test of the
Underwriters Laboratories, Inc.
The safe, containing records, letters, and
other papers, is put into gas furnace and
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

There will be an all-day meeting Fri.
day of the Women of the Presbyterian
Church at the church. Mrs. Walter
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Mrs. Hermann Willbrand of St.
Charles is visiting her brother, Prof.
Hermann Almstedt, 2ll South Garth
avenue. and her daughter. Miss Carla
Willbrand, a student in Stephens Col
lege.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Miss Cecil Stone, 1910 Rosemary lane,
will entertain the members of Phi Lamb
da Theta at dinner this evening.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Misses Frances and Helen Mitchell.
Vest Broadway, entertained at 2:30
,'clock this afternoon with a bridge par
" for Miss Dorothy Heintzelman of
Washington. d. C.. who is visiting her
cousin. Miss Juliet Bowling, Mores
boulevard. The other guests were: Mrs.
q. c. Bowling, Mrs. John Sykes, Mrs.
Frank Dcaring. Miss Alice Wiedmer,
Miss Corrine Mackcy. Miss Frances Zim-
norman. Mrs. ]. L. Stephens, Miss Jean
Bright. Miss Elizabeth Spencer and Miss
Virginia Maughs.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

The members of the Gamma Alpha
Chi, honorary advertising sorority, will
entertain with their Founders Day Ban
Cuet ct 6:3O o'clock tomorrow evening
at the Daniel Boone Tavern. The decora-
tious will be in the sorority colOrs, buff
and brown. Besides the regular mem
bers and pledges the guests will be:
Dean Walter Williams. Mr.. and Mrs. Al
fonso johnson, Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert W.
Smith. Mr.. and Mrs. Robert S. Mann
and Prof. and Mrs. Frank Martin.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Mrs. r. ]. Kerner. l07 Willis avenue
will entertain informally at 4 o'clock
Sunday afternoon at tea for Miss Marjorie
Jones.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Mrs. D. V. Vandiver and daughter,
Frances. and sister. Mrs. Joe Harris,
will leave tomorrow for a ten days visit
with Mrs. F. G. Crifham in Bismarck.
Mo. They will visit their brother, c.
A. Crifham in ST. Louis on their way.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Rev. Walter Haushalter was a dinner
guest last night at the Sigma M house.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

The members Of the Delta Tau Delta
fraternity held initiation Sunday for the
following: Carl Haugen. Joseph Bal
not. Leonard Conaet, Robert Van Horn
asid Glenn Wright.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Harry Blanton Of Oakland, Cal. spent
yesterday visiting friends here. Last
night he was the guest of his sister, Mrs.
]. L. Stephens, at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Sykes.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Mrs. John NOVEL;. l4lz Rosemary
.ane. will entertain informally at dinner
tomorrow for Miss Dorothy Long Of FIRE.
donia. Kan. who is visiting here.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

The dinner guests Sunday at the Al
IA Gamma Rho house were: Dean and
Mrs. F. B. Mumford. Prof. and Mrs. NJ.
F. Miller and Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Shirley.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Miss Lynn Owen of St. Louis arrived
yesterday for a weeks visit with Miss
Estelle Hickok, III Missouri avenue.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Mrs. d. Y. Vandiyer, Hinton Gravel
road. entertained very informally at
three tables Of bridge at o'clock last
evening. The guests we're: Mr.. and Mrs.
George Helm. Mr.. and Mrs. Will +.
Smith. Mr.. and Mrs. John Novel;. Mr..
and Mrs. Ben Novel; and Mr.. and Mrs.
Pruiit Anderson.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

There will be a regular meeting OF the
Fortnigh,ly Club at 3 o'clock tomorrow
afternoon at Read Hall. The program
will begin promptly with the reading oi
story by Mrs. Walter Miller. The reg
ular business meeting will follow the
program.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-08

Miss Ella Wyatt, society editor, oal
appreciate il il you piH telephone So
ciety items befrreeH and II O'Clock.
The Margaret Elwang Circle of the
Kings Daughters will give a silver tea
from 3 to 5 O'Clock Thursday afternoon
in the Presbyterian Church parlors. The
contributions will be turned over TO the
Near East Relief Fund
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27
Il You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
It is that 80 many products that are ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is plain--the article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example DIR. Kilmer's Swamp Root, i. q
preparation have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re.
suits, as many of my customers testify
No other kidney remedy has SO large q
SALE"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp Root is due to the fact
SO many people claim, that it fulfills al.
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments corrects uri.
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism
You may receive sample bottle OF
Swamp Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug storcs.-Adv.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27

dun (Gare de rEsD, then to Dun
Doulcon; American Red Cross trans
portation for relatives from Dun
Doulcon, commonly known as Dun-sur-
Meuse. Here the Red Cross has
opened hotel with sleeping accommo-
dations for 20 persons and a dining
room.
ances from Toul or Verdun, there are
between 1000 and 5000 graves. From
Paris by train (Gara de lEst) to Toul
or Verdun.
More than 1900 New Workers who
took part in the smashing of the Hin
denburg line are buried at Bony,
reached by conveyance furnished by
the American Red Cross TO relatives
from st. Quentin. From Paris to st.
Quentin by train from the Care du
Nord.
Three miles from Scissors is the
cemetery of Ploisy, with 1900 Ameri-
can graves. From Paris to scissors
by train from the Care du Nord.
At BeIIeaIN Wood.
At Belleau Wood, reached from
Paris by train to Chateau Thierry and
from Chateau Thierry by Red Cross
bus (service for relatives only), Gem
etery Of about 2,700 graves. There is
Red Cross hut at the cemetery.
At Fismes there is located perhaps
the most beautiful American Gene
terry in France, plot of LOO graves.
Behind 1t roll the glistening hills, now
green, except where the patches of
red poppies, bluebells and white dais-
les .unfurl the flag Of France beside
the Stars and Stripes; before 1t,
nestled in the valley, are the splendid
ruins of torn white stone houses,
schools, stores and churches, crum.
bling, pulverized dust and broken rock
Fismes is reached direct by train from
the Care de l'Est, Paris.
The cemetery at Toul is ten-min
ute walk from the railroad station
Toul is reached from Paris by train
direct from the Care de rEst. There
are more than 1,200 graves.
Near Paris, at, Suresnes, there are
more than thousand graves. This
Is 45-minutes ride by train from
Paris. Take the st. Cloud car and
change at Suresnes.
| A cemetery Of nearly 1000 graves Is
located at Seringes, reached from
Paris by train to Fere-en-Tardenois
from Fere-en-Tardenois by auto or by
train to Chateau Thierry, and from
Chateau Thierry by Red Cross bus
(for relatives only.
At Lambezelles, reached by auto
from Brest (from Paris to Brest by
train from the Care Montparnasse),
a cemetery Of about 1900 graves.
The isolated grave of Lieut.. Quentin
Roosevelt Is four miles from the rail-
road station at Coulonges, near Fere-
en-Tardenois, which is reached by
train from the Care de rEst, Paris.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27

graves guarded by their $4,000 shining
white crosses and their $4,000 flags.
And far away beyond the plains Of the
WOevre the violet blue Of the clear,
soft atmosphere meets the infinite
blue of the skies.
The very soil of France, revivified
and triumphant, is joining in the peo-
soldiers who fell for just cause.
"How kind the world is ~ exclaimed
Helen Wolcott when she found her
aviator brothers grave, at Laffincourt.
"How kind the world isl she cried
in letter to her father, DR.. Wolcott,
head of the Smithsonian institution,
at Washington. And because that let
ter Is typical, because ii tells the story
Of the American graves in France,
here 1t is for others who have known
the anguish of bereavement:
An American Boys Grave!
"Oh, Daddy dear, / found our boy
today, just above poor little ruined
town, town Of quaint narrow streets,
hollow-eyed houses, crumbled walls
and burnt-out desolation everywhere
Just above and near the top Of low
broad hill was a little cemetery in a
rectangle of tall pine trees, with a
vine-covered wooden fence around 1t.
1T is country of low rolling hills,
and, as far as the eyes can reach
nothing but unfenced fields.
"Stuart is almost in the middle OF
the rectangle, with perhaps two hun
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27

Describing visit paid last year
to the battlefields Of France, Faith
Hunter Dodge wrote as follows In the
New York Tribune:
Here's flowers for you," wrote
Shakespeare.
Here's flowers for youS" repeat
Americans and French, lavish in their
giving for Our Boys Memorial day.
Here's flowers for you" echo the
sun-kissed. hills and valleys OF France,
never more prodigal of blossoms. And
every American soldiers grave in
France is heaped high with wreaths
and flowers on Memorial day. Daffo-
dis in wild profusion, blue iris, red
poppies and peonies. sweet-smelling
white syringas and pale primrose find
their places among the numberless
wreaths of immortelles.
Flowers Everywhere.
From slimiest shell holes and poi
sonous trenches myriad viOlets are
springing; they seem to have sought
each sacred spot where "A soldier
fell. Down in deserted dugouts we
pick up bits of shrapnel and under
meath find violets and anemones
They thrust their petals through the
wreckage of crushed and crumbling
stones and plaster Of ruined houses
they hug the twisted rails of aban-
doned Zeppelin-torn railroad tracks ;
they wind their slight stems about
hNrbed wire and peek through the
fallen, tattered, torn remnants of
camoufage. The sobs which rise un-
biddeh In the throat of every visitor
to this holy ground are stifled at the
sight OF them; for they bring an in
disputable air of beauty, purity, peace
hope and happiness to this desolate,
devastated, striken land.
Recently / went back to the battle
fields of verdun, st. Mihiel, the Ar
gonne, Belleau Woods and Soissons
there found ruin, desolation. destruc-
ton indescribable-and ashes.
But the pussy willows were in bud
beside the road, and percentage thrust
their snowy petals through broken
stone and rusted iron. Out In the
American cemetery at Ploisy every
grave had its own fresh, dew-moist-
ened roses: on the graves at Juvigny
were hyacinths and lilies; in Belleau
woods buttercups paved the ground
with gold and in the Argonne violets
and anemones blossomed unafraid.
Where 500 Americans Lie.
In the little white-cross cemetery
at verdun, where lie FIVE hundred
khaki-clad heroes under the Stars and
Stripes, anemones, narcissus hyacinths
and lilies are swinging In the breeze,
shedding their perfume like censers in
temple.
:, Children trudged daily out to Ro-
magne, their black aprons filed with
flowers and plants which their loving
hands transplanted to the American
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27

dred others. A big wooden cross heads
his grave with his name clearly
marked. 1t is the biggest cross in the
little cemetery. looking on toward the
soft purple hills. Daddy, was so
happy to find our boy, so happy to
find him, and as knelt there In the
cold and wet, thanked God he
wasn't American unknown
"He could not have happier rest
ing place, l think, buried there with
French on either side, In real
French burying ground. with peasants
stone crosses from before the war, and
flowers"
Cemeteries In France.
American relatives and friends who
wish to visit the graves of their dead
soldiers in France will be aided by
the following table of the Principal
American burial places and how to
reach them:
The largest American cemetery is
at Romague, with 23,081 graves, in
which lie most Of the Americans who
gave their lives In the great Argonne
drive. From Paris by train to ver-
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27
DAYS True sionificance.

Following the thought expressed by
Lincoln, at Gettysburg, the true signi.
ficance of Memorial day is a rededica-
tion Of the lives and purposes Of liv-
ing Americans to those ideals Of gov.
ernment for which so many of our
cherished sleepers have paid 'the last
full measure of devotion.
We can smother their resting places
with flowers-it costs little. We can
listen to sonorous eulogies of their
deeds and their supreme sacrifices.
But the highest tribute we can pay
the glorious dead Is to take from their
hands "the falling torch" and carry
It aloft.-Chicago Herald and Exam.
iner.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27

Wash, and have never felt better than
have the last two years. can work,
eat, sleep, and feel as strong as can be.
Doctors told me / could never have
children-I was too weak but after
taking Vegetable Compound it, strength
ened me 80 | gave birth to an eight
pound boy. was well all the time, did
all my work up to the last day, and had
me was surprised, and when they ask me
what made me strong tell them with
great pleasure, / took Lydia f. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and never
felt better in my life.' Use this testi-
monial at any time. Mrs. ELIZABETH
SMART, 142 w. Sixth St., Lowell, Mass.
This experience of Mrs. Smart is surely
a strong recommendation for Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 1t is
only one of great many similar cases.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Warning! Unless you see the name
Slayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gia, Rheumatism, Earache. Toothache,
Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets Of As
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark Of Bayer Manufacture of
Monoaceticacidester of Salicycacid.-
Adv.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27
Catarrh

Catarrh is q local disease greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is a
Tonic and Blood Purifier. BY cleansing
the blood and building up the System,
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE restores
normal conditions and allows Nature to
do its work.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
+. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27
The Record.

Howell-Last night was the hottest
night in the year.
Powell-Not for me; the hottest
night for me was when my wife dis
covered that my pay had been raised
and hadn't told her of it.-New York
Sun.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27

Woo NViy httB uiak.
II / did any house,
cleaning or washing
i would faint and
have to be put to
bed. my husband
thinking every min
ute was my last.
After reading your
textbook for women
l took Lydia Z.
.Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound and
lIead fhe Sanative
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27
COLDMEDAL
%IplAlEM on
WsSayIl2 "

The worlds standard remedy for kidney,
liver, bladder and uric acid troubles, the
enemies of life and looks. In use since
1896. All druggists, three sizes.
Look for the name Gold Medal on every boz
and accept imitation
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27

Appearances Are Deceitful.
"You are fortunate man. said the
automobile tourist.
"How's that?" asked the farmer.
"You are monarch of all you survey"
II guess you are wrong, stranger. l
still owe nine installments on that
tractor you see, my hired man won't
pay bit Of attention to what l say
and there's mortgage 'on the old
home PLACE"
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27
clara Barton ceIebration.

The one hundredth anniversary OF
the birth of Clara Barton. organizer
Of the American Red Cross, will be
celebrated next Christmas day.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27
Greatest Zinc Mines In .Jersev

The greatest zinc mine In the
world, located in Sussex county, New
Jersey, has been worked almost con-
tinuously since colonial days.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27

A ring around the moon is a sign
Of rain and plain ring around a
wOman's finger indicates more reign.
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27
THIS W0MAN'S
EXPERIENCE
Brings a Ray of Hope to
Childless Women

Lowell, Mass had anemia from
the time / was sixteen years old and
The L'Anse sentinel., 1921-05-27
The Rural Cynic

Hiram" said Mrs. Corntossel. 'the
boarders will soon he along enjoyin'
the fresh air and admirin' the seem
cry"
II suppose so. But my suspicion
Is that while they talk about air and
scenery, what's on their minds is
keepin' down the cost of livln'."