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American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mrs. Earl Mathews and baby Of
Salt Lake are spending the week here
with Mrs. Mathews parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. A. W. Buckwalter Carlton
Mathews and Mr.. and Mrs. womcck
C. Salt Lake were also the guests Of
the Buckwalter's Monday.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09
AMERICAN FORK
LOCALS AND PERSONALS

For bathing suits and bathing caps
go TO Chipman's.
Mrs. Abe Greenwood and children
sJent Thursday In Lehi with relatives
and friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. John +. Miller and
daughter Rosa spent Thursday in
Provo visiting with Mr.. and Mrs.
Karl H. Fordham.
Mr.. and Mrs. John II. Wootton and
family of Salt Lake spent Sunday and
Monday in American Fork with rela-
'ives and friends.
Mrs. Eleanor Hoffeins and Miss
Ellen Kenney of Gunnison were Wis
TORS at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Earl Holmstead the forepart of the
week, returning home Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Embelton and
daughter Of Rock Springs. Wyoming
spent the 4th here with relatives and
friends. Mr.. Embleton returned
Tuesday. but Mrs. Embleton and
daughter remained for an indefinite
visit.
Get your headlights tested Zip
Service. .
Mrs. r. r.. Baxter. Mutual Stake
Board member. left Thursday for
Mutual Dell In tho canyon, where she
Will remain week with the bee
Five girls ''s Mr.. and Mrs. r. T..
Baxter and family of Salt Lake spent
the Fourth here with Mr. and Mrs.
r. e. Baxter Mrs. Ralph Kedding-
ten OF Salt Lake was week end
guest at the Baxter home.
w. VI. Mosley and wife who have
visited In American Fork. Salt Lake
and California for the past two mon
tbs. are leaving on July 10 FOR their
home In England. While here they
hpve been the guests OF Mrs. Hannah
Gardner. Mr., Mosley being her son
They are now in Salt Lake visiting
Mrs. Ada Robinson.
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Mr. and Mrs. G. II. Halliday and
Marion Halliday of Garland, Miss
Carmalita Pool and Mr.. Eugene Hal
lldoy OF Spokane left for their re.
spective homes Tuesday. after spcn-
G'ng a week here with Mr. and Mrs
Byron Crooyston and family. .
Mr.. and Mrs. Crookston. Mr.. and
Mrs. c. A, PierIpt and Mrs A s.
sandmeier and their children o.
Provo enjoyed an outing TO the
Springs Thursday evening
A number OF small boys were play
Ing with fire crackers in front OF. the
Coop Monday afternoon. One OF the
boys tossed one OF them into the air
end II lit ON the awning in front of
the store. STARTING blaze. Men who
happened to be nearby at tho time
threw water upon the fire and put
II out, but not before a hole about IS
Inches in diameter had been burned.
The awning is practically new, hav-
Ing been up but few months .
Lest week some boys were playing In
front of the store and one of them
threw rock which happened 20
strike one OF the large plate glass
windows, breaking the glass
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr.. and Mrs. John +. Miller and
daughter Rosa spent Thursday in
Provo visiting with Mr.. and Mrs.
Karl H. Fordham-
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

A large number of local peop'e
spent the fourth ont OF town. ID o'D
yons, resorts, etc, Among the youns
people were Misses Zelma Mereo''n'
Wee and Hazel Aydelotte, Pearl NV
ley. Anna Christensen. Linford "e''
ner, Wayne Nielsen, Walter pe'"'
Kenneth Brown, Wilson Cunningham
DR. H. l.. Evans left "Wednesday W.
Dodge City. Kansas after having Wv.
"a resident of this city for the p'''
four years. He has made many i''eN'.
while in American Fork who res'S
his departure. DIR. Evans VIII reh'a'-
IL Dodge City until the LIST OF oc'oO.
and then expects to go 10 New "''
no and open up a practice thers'
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Kirk and baby
OF Mohrland spent Monday here with
Mrs. Kinks parents. Mr.. and Mrs. VIM
Miller. Mr.. Kirk returned to Mohr-
land, but Mrs. Kirk and baby remain.
cd for weeks visit.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Field and summer hats at Chipmans
A few Sun Bonnets, lett alSo.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Reno Vance. Frank White. Louis
MISSIONER, Milton Ingersoll were
among those from American Fork who
went to Nephi Friday to attend the
hall game.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mrs. w. G.. Shields of Tooele mo-
tored to American Fork Tuesday and
spent the day with her mother, Mrs
VIM. Dean.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Finest brooms in the land only soc
at Grants. .
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

For bathing suits and bathing caps
go 10 Chipman's.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

rowing ana expects To he home by
the end OF the week Her many fri
ends are glad of her recovery.
MIR and Mrs. Jos. wootton Of
salt Lake spent Sunday in American
Fork. Monday they motored TO Sol
dier summit, returning here Tuesday
ana leaving for Salt Lake wednes-
day.
Mi and Mrs. Albert CheeN,r en-
tertalned at a party Wednesday even
inc In honor OF their son Albert tho
occasion being his birthday. The
time was spent In the usual diver
sions' after which a dainty lunch was
served to ten guests.
The Highland ward membars sayo
a dance Friday evening in the schoo,
mousse the proceeds to be used 10 aid
Miss Myra Miller and Mr. Johr
oreeniands who are both laborine In
me mission field Delicious refresh
ments were served
Mr. and Mrs. II. S. Rasmussen At
tended shower in Pleasant Grove
saturday evening given in honor Of
ar and Mrs. Chas. Williams and
MT and Mrs Owen Anderson. The
party was held at the home of Mr.
and Mrs, Ole Anderson. Mrs. Will
iRms Is niece and Mr.. Anderson n
rephew of Mr.. and Mrs. Rasmussen
word WIS received in the CITY this
week OF the death OF Allen. the %.
months old infant son OF Mr. and
Mrs Wash varney at their home in
San Francisco, Calf, death being dino
"a diphtheria. The baby died Julv
l. and was buried July 9Th. Mr.. ana
airs Varney are former residents M
THIS city, Two OF their children arc
also reported, TO be seriously III with
the disease. '' ~" -.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr.. and Mrs. W. r. Halliday mo-
tored to Salt Lake Sunday and visit.
ed friends. returning home late that
evening.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Carol Elton of Nam
moth are here visiting at the home
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Niels Nielsen.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr. and Mrs. John H. wootton and
family of Salt Lake spent Sunday and
Monday in American Fork with rela-
,ives and friends
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mrs. VIM. Laursen spent the week
end in Salt Lake with relatives.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr. and Mrs. Emmett Robinson and
family and Mrs. Christopherson of
bingham spent Monday here visiting
Nj. and Mrs. James Adams.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

You had better get your head.
lights tested Zip Service.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09
Provo Band Dance every
Tuesday night at Geneva. =

Mr.. and Mrs. Jack varney spent
TUESDAY in Salt IKE with friends
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Field and summer hats at Chipman's
A few Sun Bonnets, lett also.
Mrs. James Chapman and Mis-. Dor
othy Melodies spent Tuesday IN SAT-
Lake on business.
BID. and Mrs. ]. A. Wright and sons
.cf bingham motored to American
Fork Sunday and remained over Mon
day visiting relatives and friends.
Mrs Clinton Larsen. Miss Fern
Foster and Leon Whipple spent Mon
dav afternoon in Provo with relatives
and friends
Mfr. and Mrs. Robt. Miller OF Bing-
ham spent the forepart of the week
IN American Fork with Mr. and Mrs
John Smith.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Pierce, Jr,
returned to their home in Salt Lake
Tuesday. after spending few days
with Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Pierce.
here.
Mrs. W. A. Robinson and daughter
Bessie and Mrs. Earl McTague and
children spent Monday in Salt Lake
with relatives. - Mr.. and Mrs
Geo. Earl and children spent Tuesday
here. the guests OF the Robnson's.
Mr. ana Mrs. Harvey Greenwood
OF Blackfoot. Ida, are In American
Fork on a ten days visit. They are
et the home of Mr.. and Mrs. W. II.
Greenwood.
Special Jelly glasses at SC each at
Grants. .
The Thcity Swarm OF the LIST ward
met at the home OF Miss The!ma Hug
gard Tuesday evening. Mrs. Marin
Nielsen was present and talked to
the girls upon first aid treatments
A delicious lunch was served to the
guests.
You had better get your head
lights tested Zip Service.
Mrs. Earl Mathews and baby of
Salt Lake are spending the week here
with Mrs. Mathews parents. Mr. and
Mrs. A. W. Buckwalter. Carlton
Mathews and Mr.. and Mrs. Womcck
G. Salt Lake were also the guests of
the Buckwalter's Monday.
Mr. ard Mrs. Mari; Bezzant and
children and Miss Eve Hamlln OF Salt
Lake motored Up American Fork
canyon Monday They spent the day
climbing limp. after which a d ainty
lunch was enjoyed Miss Hamlin re-
turned home Tuesday
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Miller and
children of Bountiiul were guests at
the home OF Bp. and Mrs. Jos. Storrs
Monday. Mr.. and Mrs. Norven Storrs
also spent the 4th here with the
Storrs family after having spent a
week In Provo canyon.
Get your license and fishing tack.
10 and grub atahe at Chipman's be.
fore leaving,
Samuel Nicholes. son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Sidney Melodies OF this city was
n''rried TO Mise Edythe Tingey in
Salt Lake Wednesday. July 6. Tho
ceremony was followed by wedding
breakfast AT the home OF the bride
AFR short trip the young couple
will be at home in the Peery Ants
al Salt Lake.
Mrs. Darrell Blu harsh and daugh.
tar Louise, OF Casper. wyo. Mrs
Drake and daughter Octavia. and
Mr.. Blazdalc OF Salt Lake and Mr..
and Mrs J. H. Rune, formerly Of
Casper, but now OF Salt Lake. worc
the Sunday afternoon quests Of Miss
Myrtle Coddington here. The peonlc
from WYOMING are some friends she
made while in the mission field there
ROBINSON GROCERY
PRICES.
7Rc Dcveled Meat ......, M
1hc Vienna cansoao ,o,,
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

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vice. .
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

The Thcity Swarm OF the LIST ward
met at the home Of Miss Thelma Hug
gard Tuesday evening. Mrs. Marin
Nielsen was present and talked to
the girls upon first aid treatments,
A delicious lunch was served to the
guests.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Get your headlights tested Zip
Service. .
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Embelton and
daughter Of Rock Springs. Wyoming
spent the 4th here with relatives and
friends. Mr.. Embleton returned
Tuesday. but Mrs. Embleton and
daughter remained for an indefinite
visit.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr. and Mrs. Otto Laursen and Mr.
and Mrs. Hazelton OF Salt Lake spent
the 4th here with Mr.. and Mrs John
Snider.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mrs. Eleanor Hoffeins and Miss
Ellen Kenney of Gunnison were Wis
TORS at the home OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Earl Holmstead the forepart OF the
week. returning home Tuesday.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

BID. and Mrs. J. A. Wright and sons
Of Bingham motored to American
Fork Sunday and remained over Mon
day visiting relatives and friends.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr.. and Mrs J. c. Hansen and
family Of. West Jordan are spending
the week here visiting Mrs Elizabeth
Parker and daughter Ethel 'ss Mr..
and Mrs, James p Parker and Mr..
and Mrs. C. G, Patterson OF Salt Lake
were the Monday guests OF the Park
Crs also.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09
Provo Band Dance every
Tuesday night at Geneva. F."

H. A. Harrington and son of Plea
spnt Grove were visitors in American
Fork Monday to attend the celebra-
ton.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mrs Clinton Larsen. Miss Fern
Foster and Leon Whipple spent Mon
day afternoon in Provo with relatives
aud friends
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Special Jelly glrsses at SC each at
Grants
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

For best gasoline and full measure
70 eethor with Monarch oil sold at
Chipman's =
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr. and Mrs Robt Miller OF Bing-
ham spent the forepart of the week
IN American Fork with Mr.. and Mrs
John Smith.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1921-07-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Pierce, Jr..
returned to their home in Salt Lake
Tuesday. after spending few days
with Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Pierce.
here.
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-17
SUNDAY AT THE PALACE

The patrons of .ho Palace theatre have a troat In toro for thom Sum day and Monday evenings Che ever pleasing Patho Review showing Che beautiful hand colorcd picture. tho mars collection or wild birds and mars collection Of wild birds and Fly Mayors Trayc'auehs Topics from Che Literary Digest as usual The feature. however .s Tom Mix In "Rough Rld.ng Romance Tom and h.s beautiful horse rony' stop lao nothing They enter the city of San Francisco and proceed mp Mar ket Street stopping tmfac street car automobiles and whafovor Nup- pens to get in thc.r way rhe( ro Co Che st Francis Hotel and af,ar riding up tho or escape ontor through one Of tho rooms t1 Che hal- cony and rido down Ono Haiu into Che main lobby. driang Of course. tho villain and his party before them To mthon makes his escape after rcscu'ng tbo heroine. through wine dow Tom appears in am entirely different role from h.s usual p.c- turcs and many amusing situations arc socn when hc Is donn.ns oyon- ing clothes. 10 is one Of One most entertaining Western pictures ho hos made and win please both ladies and gentlemen. and tfe children win a'l like "Curlcy" hc child actor who helps Tom in hs romance.
 Concluding this excellent bnl win be he Hall Room Boys m their Imaginable two-rool comedy 'Iu and Out"
 The usual Sunday concert by thc Paloco Trio win bo selected from Leo Fcats latest popular music numbers Prom Che Land of Jozz."
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-17

day at 7:S0, followed by tho cabinet meeting Of tho Epworth League, at which time officers w.l be elected for Che next term.
 Catholic Church 6:OO o'clock First Mass in Che Fourth Sunday of Advent sIators' Chapel
 Ss00 o'clock.-Mass with general communion Of Che Young Ladies so- dauty.
 1O.30 High MrH with sermon on Che gospel of Che day.
 1:30- Sunday school
 7:3O- Evening deyoions
 Christian Science Church Services arc held every Sunday at
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-17

11 a. m. in Che church of tho Chris uan Science Society Of Juneau. on Fifth Street between Main and sow- ard stroos. The subject Sunday will be "Is Che Universe. Including Man, Evolved by Atomic Forco2"
 Sunday school at l2:l5 D. m.
 Wednesday Testimonial meeting at S:15 D. m.
 Christian sclonce Reading Room lac Room g. Malony Block. Open daily except Sundays and holidays. from 2:8O to D. m. and from to 9 D m. Wednesday evenings. to 8.
 The public ls cordially invited to attend these services and visit tho Reading Room.
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-17
Come and worship with us if you enjoy Che gospel
 Methodist Episcopal Church
 tDr w. A. Allon)

Morning service at n o'clock. Sub lcot christian stoadlo8tnen"
 Sunday school at 12I5. Our Sunday school is increasing ln in- torcst and numbers each Sunday. A dnc Christmas program is being planned and am old-iash'oncd Christ- mas tree and santa Claus win fea- turo Che program on Christmas eve.
 Junior League meets at 8 D. m.
 Much good is being accomplished.
 Epworth League at C.3O. wl- liam Clark win be Che leader There were Il now members joined Che Lcagud last Sunday evening Here our young people may get some good training in leadership.
 pr6aching service at 7:3O. sub- lcct "Truc Economy" A song feast at each service Plenty Of new song books Come and enjoy a good song service.
 Our boys clubs arc being thor ouehly organized and are being very much appreciated by thc boys. We need O number Of game boards and magazines yet Wu those who are interested In boy work make Che club present Of a number of those things Chat win help us to help Che boys? Soc Che lastor Inc win tell you what we noei
 Midwcck devotional hour Wodnos-
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-17
PERSONALS

George Parks ot Ono Field Division Of Che U. s. land department ioft on Che Princess Mary Thursday morn inr for Che outside Ho win visit relatives n Denver during Che Christmas season and win later go on Co Washington
 N. O Hardy oi tho United States maubars office went Co sitha Thurs day night on official business.
 Miss Nellie s.mpkns was pas. scnrcr on Che Princess Mary for Ono south. shc win spend Che next two months with relatives and friends in Tacoma.
 Roy Hcrh. with his wife and tbree children. lcft on Ono Mary and win visit for @ while In Seattle. later making their homo on ranch near Wenatchcc Wash Mr Houh is Q member of schwabacher's travelling saft
 Mr. and Mrs. George Dalton were paacarcrs on Che Estobcth tor reu- afcc Thurday night
 Mrs L.A. Green. for several years court stonorrapbor here. lcft this week for California where hcr hus- band has boon ur some time and where hey win mako the.r homo.
 Wayne Miller of Che electrical de- uartmcnt of Che Alaska Juneau mine. lc0 on Che Mary Go visit bis old home at Summer. Wash.
 A. F. Knieht was a southbound nescnrcr on Che Mary Thursday and win spend tbc ucNt month or six weeks aIh bis family ot Tacoma.
 John G Brady who Is connected witch Che Department of Forestry. Icft ou Che Escbctb for sitka on a visit to friends Hc win remain un- dl after thc holidays. Mr. and Mrs. E. J. DyH who for several years conducted Che Lyric theatre u Douglas. later operating Che Luuchconcttc In Juneau and who went south l5 months ago. wcgc pas- scuecr for Anchorage ou Che North western carly his week. They may stay iu some of Che western towns or hcy may decide Go return Go Ju- uo1u
 Ia M Carrnu. representing thc Armour Packing Company lett on Che Mary for Seattle on Q yisIt Go hIs family who went out early last summer
 Nr and Mrs N h. Burton win go .'u.h ou Che Spokane and win spend ua winter In California. Tho date of their return Is doubtful as doe tors hayc Informed Mrs. Burton chat l change of climate Is imperative if sbc IS Go have good health.
 Jack Wilson. special officer for Che suppression ot Che liquor traffic. s at Kc.cdikan where he Is busy with official duties and win not likely be home to spend Christmas with his family here.
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-17
CHURCH NOTICES
Presbyterian Church lRcv G. G Bruco)


 Morning worship at 11:O0. sub- icct Unconscious Influence"
 Bible school at 12.l5. Our school Us quite crowded. but we win woi- come any who desire Go Che serve Che Lord in truth and sincerity The Bible is Che textbook
 suudw school at Thauo ot 10:Oo
 Young Peoples meeting at 6sf5.
 Evening worship at 7.3o. Sub- feet. Pour Weak Things and Che Strength of Them"
 Midwcck meeting win be omitted until after Che holidays
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-21
YOUR POWER.


Tears come to the eyes of Marshal
Foch, and for 10 minutes he forgets
that he is at banquet in Boston. as
he talks to war veteran. blinded in
both eyes.
1t is an admirable sidelight on the
humane character Of the greatest
Frenchmen, who was entrusted with
the lives OF 100000 soldiers.
The blinded veteran is Lieutenant
Guy Erwin
Like Foch, you pity him for his loss
of sight
Yet Erwin il studying international
law at Harv ard a task that is ex-
tremely difficult even to those with
perfect sight 1t is an inspiring in
stance Of what man can accomplish.
despite any handicap, if he keeps his
lighting spirit alive.
Ben WEIGH. the comedian. weat
blind year ago Did he become dis
couraged-giv up the fight? 10.
In the presence of witnesses, in
Guiding the mayor Of Providence, r.
l., WEIGH burned his insurance policy
that would have paid him $4,000 in a
lump sum or SIS a week for the rest
of his life
Now Welch is travelling about the
country headlining in vaudeville, as in
the old days. He even refuses to carry
cane.
A friend, dressed as a policeman,
leads him out on the stage. Sitting
on a bench, the famous comedian for
gets that he is blind, and cheers his
audience with rapid-hre of jests.
Blindness would make most Of us
down -hearted. But Weleh says that
it has only made him more anxious to
cheer up others.
Life says he. is too short to quit
working"
tenant Erwin should change the whole
mental attitude of any man who has
become discouraged by obstacles.
The great men of history became
great almost entirely because of the
obstacles they overcame.
The most popular printed stories in
volve some form of contest-desperate
chances, disheartening odds, seemingly
insurmountable barriers.
The popularity of such stories proves
that. in every person. there is the in
stinctive desire and the ability to
overcome obstacles.
Don't be discouraged. Keep your
fighting spirit. You can overcome
if you so will. Obstacles are
placed in your path to develop your
powers. They are the gymnasium ex-
ercises of life, training you to handle
big things.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-21
LAUGHS OF QUALITY


It is said that the old family silver
tells its own proud story, and truly
the timely joke tells its own funny
tale Sterling is a mark of quality on
silver. The goods made by that old
fellow Easterling were so good that
his name became a guarantee. AS is
the wont of modern people the E and
We're chopped off and nowatimes
sterling" is the mark of genuineness
on silver. The soft CLEAN of its poll
ished surface, its perfect curves that
proclaim the work of an artist are
evidence that it bears the sterling mark
of quality. Topic of the Day" Films
are the sterling mark of quality on
screen laughs Every joke, quip, iibe,
or whatever YOU call-it in this reel
goes through the supreme test before
it gains a place in the program. If
your laughter is hearty and bears the
sterling mark of quality you'll surely
prove 1t when you read the jokes we
offer:
Puss -itiveIy.
Pat-Aike, what do they call little
black cats in Ireland?
Mike-Oi did know but OF forget
Pat-Kittensl
She oughta Know!
Neighbor-And how is your poor
husband, Mrs. Jones?
Mrs. Jones-He suffers something
awful with his foot, sir, and know
what it's like because I've had it in
my eye."-oId Dac Gags New York;.
Paid in Steal.
Casey-Did that lawyer prove yez not
guilty of stealing that watch7
Murphy-He did that.
Casey-How did yez pay him?
Murphy gave him the watch
American Legion Weekly.
Not Unlikely.
Weary Willie--I may be poor now,
but when I was young / had me own
carriage.
Leary Louie-Yep, and yer nav
pushed it.--"Topics of the Day Films
Wfsed Up Bit.
Burrows-Sorry, old chap, but / am
looking for little financial succor.
again.
Bangs-You'll have to hunt further
am not the little financial sucker
used to best. Louis Globe Democrat
Embarrassing Moment.
Podger Ito new aoquaintance)--I
wonder if that fat old girl is really
trying to flirt with me?
Cooler-I can easily find out by ask
ing her-she is my wife--Jacksonville
Times Union.
Easily Satisfied.
Fudge-Geei my girl is a beauty
Spencer beauty is only
skin deep.
Fudge-That's all right. I'm no can
nibal.-Sub- Base Ballast.
Fitting First Aid.
Faint Fat Shopper-Where can get
something to stay'my stomach?
Floor Walker-At the corset coun-
ter-rear third-Judge.
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