Omaha daily bee., 1921-01-06
ALine O. Type or Two

Hsw 10 the Line. let the suips i.n where they may
THAT is a happy economic idea of the Fore
workInen, to devote January to making cars fol-
themselves. Tiffany's employees might stocl
up on vases, and the laborers in the diamond
mines lay in their winter supply OF gems
YOU HAVE TWO GUEssEs.
IFrom the Sunday Tribl
Personal-Reward for information leading
to whereabouts OF Jaques Seigneur, French
man. who died in 1879. VINCENT. 100 W.
54th street. New York.
THE following inquiry was received by the
Trib., which, recognizing the wide circulation oi
the Line, has passed it along to us: Can you
find my father after being gone 20 years! If SC
please tell me about what it would cost to find
him. r. L. Clifford, Harvey. ILL.,"
Household Hints
Sir: When my wife can't find the hole in my
sock that made fuss about hold 1t under the
faucet and after 1t is full of water the hole is
where the water comes the fastest.
The night before the wife and kid come home,
when you are cleaning up the dish pile In the
sink. did you ever rub and rub for five minutes
dark brown spot and then take close
look to find 1t was a trademark on the dish?
NAME of Man Dead Woman Visited on
Chicago Trip Out."-Mason City Globe Gazette
Awarded the prize. a crocheted bathtub for
the weeks best headline.
STOP. STOP THE WEDDINGi
[From the Wayne County Press.l
The marriage license bought at Fairfield,
December 13 by r. J. Goold for he and my
self was bought without any consent of mine
or any knowledge whatever Of same, and he
knows would never marry him again under
any condition and do not welcome his presence
respectable for the 10 months alimony which
he advanced me on November the 2Sth 1920,
AZ do not want a dishonest dollar in any way.
think have tried to be fair with him aSahe
is getting $500 interest on his money. Right
wrongs no one and wish to have the publica-
tion Of the. 18th corrected. Lura Goold
MERRY Christmas!' wishes Undertaken Ed
son of South Royalton, VI. I'VE wish to take
had the pleasure. to serve. the past year and
hope for the Continuance Of your good will and
patronage"
THE TAKE-oFF.
San Francisco, Dec. 2s.-safe on board. China
busted. Nippon quaking. Filipinos want the
skeered to leave the boat Well, as the roofer
said when his foot slipped, we're off. ]. U. H.
WE never dip into the files in quest of some
thing but We find an interesting paragraph. For
example, the following from George Sylvester
viereck: america could never have produced
OF the hand of God. He is prophryogene."
NY LIRE is OUT OF TUNE.
My Tyre is out of tune they say,
Because 1t never sings lay
To tell how soon a woman fair
Can drive poet to despair,
To tell of lovely starlit eyes
Or ruby lips that tantalize
Because 1t does not sing of these
They say my Tyre will never please.
But why should use borrowed strings.
And tune my Tyre until it sings
OF those, who give an empty glove
To compensate rejected love,
OF those who laugh when reveal
The inner longings that feel?
If it must learn to sing Of these,
1 fear my Tyre will never please.
1t sings of foamy-clouded skies,
OF care-free birds and butterflies;
1t sings of rocks and bubbling brooks,
OF friendly trees and shady hooks;
1t sings of youth an endless song.
Continuing the whole day long,
love to hear it sing Of these,
And care not whom it may not please e,
IN the cafe of the Fort Des Moines hotel the
silverware is stamped with die reading "Stolen
from Hotel Fort Des Moines." traveller won
ders what this hotel would do in the event OF
its disseminating business.
YOU'D HARDLY. KNOW jim AFTER HE'S
BEEN HERE FEW DAYS.
[From the Great Falls. Mont. Leader.l
James Dinneen has pulled up stakes and
left for Chicago and says he is going to see
the great white way Jim usually puts in
month in Chicago when. he goes down with
cattle. and looks like real man after spend
ing that long in the city.
OF all bum sports, perhaps the bummest is
the person who makes suicide pact and then
fails to complete it..
Quis Custodes Custodiet?
Sir: I noted the suggestion Of the Memory
Test editor that the proofroom be PACED for
errors and that he claims to be infaible. Ger
tainly, this course was under consideration at
viction that most of the subsidiary editors de-
pend upon Us-meaning yourself and staf-to
do their authors proof reading
But-1ust as the above was being written
comes along a subsequently, published contrbu
tion Of my own in which hob was played with
my Latin-in cap headline at that. Now who
shall re- prove the proofroom or cause the com
positors to be decomposed?
BALLYMooNEY.
A CIRCULAR offers Goodrich Transit Com
pany Sinking Fund Gold Bonds. If you are not
superstitious -.
THIS SEEMS PERFECTLY CLEAR.
IFrom the Kansas City star.]
He is the first republican candidate for
any state that seeded from the union from
1851 to 1855. Eleven states seeded and Sem
ator Harding lost only eleven but not those
that seeded. but lost Kentucky, that did not
secede. He lost the other ten states that did
secede.
A Happy New Year, Indeed
Sir: On the same page of recent copy Of
the w. g. N. one reads with bated breath (Can-
HeIy lGSLJ thdI - jazz Will ulc OUT WlLnln HVe
years, also (2) Restaurants will cut pies here.
after into FIVE instead Of six pieces. Now, II
my bank will promise to pay interest my
overdrafts. the year 1921 win be a most happy
one j. +. B.
A STATEMENT that Caruso has developed
"superlatve pleurisy" reminds Esculapius of the
small. boys comparison of sick: Sick, worse,
dead.
FRED'S BUSY DAY.
[From the Newton County, Ar, Times.1
Fred Rosemond discovered a very large