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The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
WE WANT OUR PAY.
written for The Catholic Bulletin by
Dr.. James Henderson,

We wanted nothing yesterday
With Woodrow in the chair,
But, now we're wanting many things
Since Harding's over there
Over there, in Washington,
And he won't come away,
But it is just as we'll we've struck
A fellow who will stay;
Will stay right where he's 'lected to,
And hold the throttle down,
And not go chasing for Lloyd G..
To see if he's in town.
He wouldn't lose his fourteen points,
He'd keep them in his trunk,
And, should the Tiger shuttle them,
'Twould rouse his Yankee spunk.
Well, anyway, We have a man
We think will fill the bill,
In guarding Yankee honors all,
AS wells the Yankee TILL
He's given notice to pay up,
We need it in our biz,
We can't get on without our due
Since everything has riz;
We loaned our dollars here and there
They took it as joke,
And now, dead horses all around,
And every nations broke.
Just give your Uncle Gamaliel
The backing to wade in,
He sure will get his gaffs to work,
And he will land the tin;
He'll keep the flag upon the seas,
For that's how we did vote;
| Coo bnuy no OF pa fod tho nnckv or, a
There's no one gets his goat!
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ment trust the word of an English
Minister; that, according to a writer
in the Contemporary Review, is Eng.
lands reputation today. That is the
proud pedestal on which stands the
empire that all true Jingoes fall down
and adore.
Far flung across the seas the great
empire stands today. 1t rests at
home on Marconi George, the head
of that government by crooks" of
which Lord Welby spoke. 1t rests in
Australia on bowling, coarse, deceit
full little Welsher named Hughes. II
rests in New Zealand on man who
is ready to prostitute his Office to
the commands of horsewhipped cad
1t rests on such foundations. And
over it and through it is a cloud Of
blood of murdered women and chill
dren crying day and night to the Goo
of Justice. against whom, more than
against the Irish people, such higf
crimes are committed
-NsD Zeoiond Tablet
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
THE NEW sTENoGRAPHER.

I have new stenographer; she came
to work today;
She told me that she wrote the Ora
ham system;
Two hundred words minute seemed
to her, she said, like play
And word for word at that she never
missed 'em.
/ gave her some dictation, letter to
man,
And this, as I remember it, was how
the letter ran:
Dear Sir: have. your favor, and in
reply would state.
That l accept the offer in yours OF
recent date.
I wish to state, however, that under
no condition
Can I afford to think of your free lance
proposition
/ shall begin tomorrow to turn the
matter out;
The copy will be ready by August 10th
about;
Material of this nature should not be
rushed unduly.
Thanking you for your favor, I am
yours very truly"
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
THE WISDOM OF THE EAST.

Some Chinese proverbs collected
by Roy Chapman Andrews and hand
ed on by him to a recent meeting of
the Dutch Treat Club in New York
City:
If you bow at all, bow low.
A man thinks he knows-but a
woman knows better.
Free sitters at the play always grum
BILE most.
I have seen not one who loves
virtue as he loves beauty.
Only imbeciles want credit for the
achievements of their ancestors.
The faults which man condemns
out of office he commits when in.
No image-maker worships the gods
He knows what they are made of.
1t is not the wine which makes g
man drunk-it is the man himself.
If you suspect man, don't en-
ploy him-if you employ him. don't
suspect him.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
LUCKY AND HONEST.

Luke McLuke," humorous writer
of the Cincinnati Enquirer, under the
caption, ''The Lucky Irish" says
facetiously that ut looks like you have
to have a bit of turf in your pocket
to look after Uncle Sans money. Lis
ten to this list of Collectors of Inter
nal Revenue: McGrath in Cincinnati;
Grogan in Detroit; Casey in Boston;
McElliott in New York; Walsh in
Hartford; Mcneil in Birmingham
Murphy in Dubuque; Doyle in Grand
Rapids; Lynch in st. Paul; Moore
in st. Louis; Whaley in Helena; Duff
fly in Newark; Riordan in Buffalo, and
'Shaughnessy in Providence.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
She took it down in shorthand with

She took it down in shorthand with
apparent ease and grace,
She didn't call me back all in furry;
Thought l, "At last l have girl
worth keeping round the place"
Then said, Nov write it out, you
needn't hurry
The typewriter she tackled, now and
then she struck key,
And after thirty minutes this is what
she handed me:
Deer sir, / have the Feever and in a
Pile / sit
And l accept the Offer as you have
reasoned it;
l wish to see however That under any
condition
Can I for to Think of a Free lunch
preposishum.
l shall be in tomorrow To, turn the
mother out,
The cap will be red and will cost SIC
about
Material of this nation should not rust
N. Dooley
Thinking you have the Feever, / am
Yours very Truely."
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SONGS MELODY WRITTEN 400
YEARS AFTER TEXT.

Centuries elapsed between the writ
ing of the ''Stabat Mater" and the COM
position of the melody that seems to
bring the music of the spheres to
earth.
An Italian monk, Brother Jacopone,
wrote the Latin text in the fourteenth
century.
Various hating attempts were made
by early composers to set the poem to
music. Four hundred years later an
other Italian was inspired to invent a
melody that was to become immortal.
1t was Rossini, composer of William
Tell" "Semiramis,' and other famous
operas, who wrote the music to the
"Stabat Mater"
This was in 1912, during period
of his career when he devoted his ge-
MUS to the composition of Masses and
other church music.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

There's only one way to manage a
mule. Walk right up in back of him
and surprise him.
THAT firecracker must have gone
out. I'll light it again.
Watch me skate out past the Dan.
ger sign. l bet l can touch it,"
These traffic policemen think they
own the city. They can't stop me
I'm going to cross the street now
Let the chauffeurs look out for me-
What a funny noise that snake
makes. think I'll step on him.
'Ive never driven car in traffic
before. But they say it's perfectly
simple"
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
ELEANoR,s SCHOOL FRIENDs-AN
ACCOUNT OF AN EPISODE ON
A PULLMAN CAR.

The old lady across the aisle had
fallen asleep again. Her book lay
open on her lap, and her head bobbed
so energetically that it seemed certain
that her eyeglasses would fly off. In
deed, they did slip down toward the
end of her nose, adding greatly TO the
grotesqueness of her appearance.
"Just look" Meg whispered to Paul
inc, and then both girls giggled con-
vulsively. They we're getting lit
tie tired of the journey. to tell the
truth, and were on the lookout for
entertainment. At this particular
juncture, nothing more entertaining
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
A JUDGE POINTS OUT THE NEED
OF CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.

Judge Wait, of Boston, recently
made a statement which the average
American parent would do well to read
and mark. The Judge said:
"Often when boy gets into court,
his mother comes before me to plead
for him. The very trouble with the
boy is that his mother has been plead
spanking him. That mother has never
made her boy mind. She has been
doing what he told her all his life.
American children rule their parents
Our criminal population would be
greatly diminished if American IA
theirs and mothers were not SO weak
Some people think whipping child
is degrading and perhaps it is; but it
is not more so than having child
brought into court for larceny"
1t is not nearly SO much so. In
point of fact, corporal punishment
that is judiciously administered by a
parent entirely free from passion, and
that is recognized by the culpTit as
the inevitable consequence of wrong
doing, is no more essentially degrad
ing than are the painful stings which
the small boy suffers from his i'm
prudently stirring up a hornets nest
Treating children with unvarying in
dulgence,' emphasizing the benefits Of
moral suasion. governing by love rath
er than fear, putting boys upon theil
honor, etc., etc.-all this is excellent
as a general rule; but where the proc
ess, as often proves the case, fails
to produce the desired results, cruelty
rather than kindness is shown by the
father or mother who "spare the roc
and spoil the child"
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
THE DOLLY 1 LOVE BEST.

Last night when daddy came from
town,
He brought doll for me,
One with pink and shining gown,
AS pretty as can be.
Her golden hair is curly too,
Her cheeks are rosy red,
And dolly's eyes SO big and blue,
Close when she's put to bed.
I've only got one dolly more.
An she gets worse each day,
For sawdust falls around the floor,
When with her i would play.
The puppy's torn most Of her clothes,
An jerked her all about;
She has some putty for nose,
And both her eyes are out.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21

Don't stop my paper, printer;
Don't strike my name off yet;
You know the times are stringent,
And dollars hard to get;
But tug little harder
Is what l mean to do,
And scrape enough together
Enough for me and you.
l can't afford to drop it,
And l find it doesn't pay
To do without a paper,
However others may.
| hate to ask my neighbors
To give me theirs on loan:
They don't just say, but mean it,
"Why don't you have your own
You can't tell how we miss it
If it, by any fate,
Should happen not to reach us,
Or come little late;
Then all is in a hubbub,
And things go all awry;
And, printer, if you're married,
You'll know the reason why.
The children want those stories,
And wife is anxious too,
At first to glance it over
! And then to read it through;
And I read the editorials
And scan the local views,
And read the correspondence,
And every bit of news.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
JUST TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE.

There are two kinds of people on
earth today;
Just two kinds of people, no more,
say.
Not the sinner and the saint, for tbs
Well understood
The good are half bad and the bad
are half good.
Not the rich and the poor, for, to
count mans wealth
You must first know the state of his
conscience and health;
Not the humble and proud, for, in
life's span,
Who puts on vain airs is not counted
man.
Not the happy and sad, for the swift
flying years
Bring each man his laughter and each
man his tears.
No, the two kinds of people on earth
that mean,
Are the people who lift and the PEG.
pie who lean.
Wherever you go you will find the
worlds masses
Are always divided in just two class
eS;
And. oddly enough, you will find too
| ween,
There is only one litter to twenty who
lean.
In which class are you? Are you cas-
ing the load
Of overtaxed filters who toll down
the road?
Or are you leaner, who lets others
bear
Your portion of labor and worry and
care?
Hemp p. Lyman Wheaton
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
THE MAN WHO'S LIKED.
written for The Catholic Bulletin by
DR.. James Henderson.

A man who's liked by every man
Is little Malachy Mccain;
1t isn't he who'll grieve and pout
And turn the silver round about
That rides some cloud edge for his
sake:
No, Malachy is give and take.
He's out from Ireland twenty year,
He's took up with the flag that's here,
He left his land in sorrow smart,
But sure" said he, I'll do my part
To help the dear old Mother Isle
Where first | saw an Irish smile.
l rode the waves across "the pond
And never did my heart despond;
The biggest cloud that looms today
I've learned to up and chase away"
He liked his neighbors every one,
Both Tony, Ikey, Gus and John.
The kids they cheer him like man
Saying, There comes Malachy Nc
Cam"
He tends his church, he pays his
dues:
Don't put ten dollars in new shoes.
1--WE never thought" said Malachy,
THAT God should work for nothing
sect"
So, when he hears the plate go round
A look on Malachy profound
Enthralls, enshrines, as down he goes
Into his well-kept Sunday clothes
And, no one has to stop and wait
Till he puts something on the plate
Now, Malachy somehow gets en-"
He SHES the movies, cuts the lawn,
And always has a pleasant word
Why, he's like hope full long deferred
Some take their cue from Malachy,
Some still go by like wrecks at sea;
THE lan's in sight, I'll heave away;
God gave what I'll not give away"
And many other gems of lore
Has wise old Malachy in store.
The very finest kind of man
Is little Malachy Mccain.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21
THE CHILDREN'S HOUR.
DICKS MIDNIGHT VISITOR.

"Gosh!" was Dick Steadley's greet
ing to his five companions the second
morning they had .camped in the
mountains, cit was beastly cold last
night"
Never noticed it. Slept like a
top" responded Jimmy O'Neill.
Eyes siree," continued Dick, glad
at having secured one listener, ''cold-
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21

But Mary Jane Chats her, you know
Is just as sweet and true,
AS she was three long years ago
When Santa brought her, new.
I love the doll got last night.
But--tho' in silk she's dressed,
I still hug Mary Jane real tight,
Because love her best.
Fronces Kane.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1921-05-21

You have troubles, it may be. So
have others. None is free from them;
and perhaps it is as well that none
should be. They give sinew and tone
co life, fortitude and courage to man.
That would be dull sea, and the
sailor would never acquire Skill where
there was nothing to disturb the sur
face.
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MUST HAVE THE PAPER.

-NsD Zeoi0nd Tablet.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07
SOME RANGERS TO GO
WHILE OTHERS RETURN

with the returning to normalcy Of
peace conditions in Pueblo 1t has been
deemed advisable to withdraw as many
Colorado Rangers as possible from time
to time that Will still insure law and
order. Today platoons Three and Four
of the Colorado Rangers depart for
their respective districts to assume du-
ties that arc performed in normal
times
These platoons are scattered over
district from Greeley. TO Monte Vista.
where they aid civil and county Of
ficers in maintaining order. With the
coming into effect of the new Colorado
speed and traffic law today the Rang
ers expect to be busy enforcing the
same.
Word was received last night by Cap
tain Dennis, head OF the Colorado
Rangers. that Sergeant king Murray
was returning to Pueblo from Axial
Basin with six Rangers where he was
sent week ago to aid in the quell-
ing OF a range war between Utah
sheepmen and Colorado cattlemcn.
Sergeant Murray and his men are cS-
pected to arrive in Pueblo today noon.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07
SOLDIER BLANKETS"'

Made Of wool process cotton; pro.
nounccd warmer than wool by govern
ment experts; khaki color.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07
SPRINGS BAND Will
TREAT PUEBLO TO A
CONCERT ON SUNDAY

James L. Lovern, president of the
city council. received a letter from the
Colorado Springs Chamber of Com
merce yesterday afternoon stating that
a band under the leadership of Lou
Fink, would be in Pueblo. Sunday.
July 10. to give municipal concert
at some place to be designated by Low
ern within the next week.
The Colorado Springs band is COM
ing to this city to give a concert in
lieu of one given by a local band 1t
was decided Immediately after the flood
that no band concerts would be given
in this city this summer by local mu
sicians. because of an expense that was
deemed not necessary.
The communication states that the
band will come to Pueblo by motor
car Immediately after a concert that
is being given in Monument valley
Park Sunday afternoon on that same
date.
Lou Fink, leader of the Springs band
was formerly bandmaster of the 18th
Regimental. Infantry band. 35th divi-
sion. He was also connected with
Sousas band about IL years ago. Clyde
Haines, Pueblo boy. is trumpeter in
the organization.
Announcement of the program and
place of the concert will be made with >
in the next few days.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07

Members Of the Pueblo city council
ycster ay drafted Il resolution ad-
dressed to Governor oliver II. shoup,
Of this state. thanking him for rend-
erinc assistance during a period OF
emergency and disaster. Colonel
Hamrock, .adjutant general of Colo.
mel Hamrock. adjutant general OF
Colorado was also thanked. PERSONAL
~ In the communication for the good
work done here by National Guard
units during the flood period.
Copies of the resolution will be sent
to Governor Shoup. Colonel Hamrock
and officers Of the National Guard
staff President James Lovern, OF the
CITY council. signed the resolution.
Following Is copy of the resolu-
ton as sent to the executive head OF
this state:
RESOLUTION
BE 1T RESOLVED BY THE COUN-
CTL OF PUEBLO:
That We hereby extend 10 his EN-
rsllsncy. Governor oliver n. Shoup,
and To Colonel Hamrock and the mem
bers Of his staff. and the officers and
mon Of the National Guard. this OK
preston Of the sincere appreciation Of
tho civil authorities and tho people
or Pueblo for tho promptness with
which our request for assistance was
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07

fected by flood. II was shown tina.
IN me area flooded this year. the
'well-built structures iAood the test,
and II was pointed out that nlI build
inss should he made similarly flood
and fire proof
Better protection Of the CITY from,
the river was discussed. the improye-
ment Of the water systems now used.
also the consolidation Of the water
systems of the north and south eides.
II. II. Parks mnGe nm address con-
ctrhins me relief work which ia PLAN
ned by The Red Cross. and snnk. nar
ticularly OF the financial system TO 10.
used In that work.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07

camp ready for the coming season.
They were able to drive = car up
into the camp, and Mr. Prindle states
that tho roads arc in unusually good
condition. While there. the mon re-
stored tho pipe line for the water.
took out the tents. and got come ot
them up. and put up the flag. Mr.
Frindle made arrangements with
farmers of the community for fur
nishinE milk and eggs during the
two weeks Of the boys stay.
The camp will he open on July 1s
Fee for the two weeks of ten dollars
Any hoy wishing to make arrange
ments should call Mr.. Prindle. at the
y. NJ e. a.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07
Bridges Repaired

Three bridges on the Colorado
Kansas boulevard. east of the city
and on the north side of the river,
which were washed out on July 4.
have been sufficiently repaired to he
safely passahle. tt is was stated by
Chairman Harbour of the board Of
county commissioners last evening.
County commissioner McCardless
of Fremont county at Florence.
stated last evening that the new pill
ing bridge across the Beaver creek
has been completed in good shape.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07
LOCAL WEATHER REPORT

state of weather ..tlear clear
Normal temperature for this date %
degrees.
Mean temperature for today 50 de-
grees
Variation In temperature in ~ hours.
1'deEreos warmer.
Highest temperature SIS degrees at
3s5 r. m.
Highest temperature recorded this
month. 90 years los degrees.
Lowest temperature 30 degrees at
$3.50 A. m.
Lowest temperature recorded this
month. ~ years II degrees.
Highest wind Velocity miles r at
5.is II. m.
Total rainfall and melted snowfall
since first Of year i1:5 inches.
Normal precipitation to date s:iS.
Time OF sunrise A:4i a. m.
Time OF sunset T:si p m.
II. q. DICK.
Weather Bureau.
For Pueblo and sicini,y radius 20
miles,; Fair tonight and Thursday.
warmer Thursday.
For Colorado: Fair tonight and
Thursday: warmer tonight north and
central portions.
Precipitation occurred from central
Kansas to eastern Minnesota in east
ern Texas and northern Florida. Morn
ing temperature Of Sn degrees Is re-
ported from the Great Lakes to tho
Gulf and from eastern Kansas to west
ern Pennsylvania. IL g cooler in tho
northern Plateau region and from
southeast Colorado to tho Gulf coast.
and warmer In Arizona and western
Colorado. \ trough Of pressure OK
tends from Manitoba over the central
valleys io tho Gulf Of Mexico. n mod
crate depression is central in tho far
southwest High pressure extends
from the Pacific Northwest southeast
ward to oklahoma.
4 continuation Of fair and slightly
warmer weather Is indicated for Pue-
bio and vicinity for tonight and Thurs
day.
". a DICK
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07
ALL READY At CAMP
CR0CKET FOR y.M.C.A.

The flag is now flying over Camp
Crockett. the Y. NJ. C. a. camp at Rye.
and the camp IA ready for the open
irE day. July 16.
A. n. Prindle, physical director at
the "Y''. returned yesterday from the
camp. where he had gone with II. -.
Sianwuod. Charles Stanwood. and
Robert Aughenbaugh, to get the
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07
CITY COMMISSIONERS THANK
GOVERNOR and THE MILITARY

granted. for the interest manifested
in the problems confronting the City
Of Pueblo, the hearty and friendly CO.
opera ton with the civil authorities in
the solution OF such problems. and the
splendid record OF work accomplished
bv the National Guard and other de-
rartments OF the service.
Done at Pueblo, Colorado. this 5th
day of July. 1921, by order of the
Council of Pueblo.
JAS. l.. LoVERN
President of the Council.
Attest:
I w jackson CITY Clerk
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07
MANUFACTURERS TALK
ABOUT TOPICS TIMELY

At meeting of the Manufactur-
ers's association. held yesterday noon
at tho san Isabel Cafeteria, the fu-
ture of Pueblo was discussed Mt some
length. The meeting was thrown
open to suggestions for the rebuild
ing of the city. Among the p1nns
suggested was one for the regulation
cf building in areas .,',.~ty to be af-
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07
Weather Conditions In
Other Cities In the West

Weather reports or several cities IN
Colorado and adjoining states during
the - hours ending a O'Clock. yester-
day morning. complied from statistics
furnished by the weather bureau Of.
stfs pushlO:
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07

Chieftain Want Ads. Bring Results.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-07

]. ". jackson, City Clerk.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-07-09
Vest Found on
Beach; Police
Fear Foul Play

Los Angeles, July "a torn
vest found on the beach beyond
Santa Monica, a beach town west
of here, has set authorities On a
search for Carl S. w. Rodener OF
Los Banos, Cal, or Portland, Or,
its owner, in belief that he may
have met with foul play. Rode
ner came here several days ago
and registered at a local hotel.
He was last seen late yesterday
afternoon and failed to return to
the hotel last night. The vest was
found at midnight by an automo-
bile party. The vest contained a
bank book on Los Banos bank,
with a balance Of 5000, several
personal articles, and the card
giving his name with an address
at 545z First street. Portland.
also papers requesting that Mrs.
Louisa Rodener OF Volta, Cal, or
Miss Josephine Froli, ZIG North
Main street. Salinas. Cal, be no.
titled in case of accident.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-07-09
$4,000 March In
EndeaOOr Parade
MNezg York Citv

choir leader. pranced up and down
the line with his famous slip horn
and kept the marchers singing.
The columns were headed by DR..
Francis E. Clark, president of the
worlds Christian Endeavor socie-
ty. William Jennings Bryan and
others.
There followed the states in or
der Of their winning Of the nation
al banner for attendance. Colo
rado was followed by Wyoming.
Arizona. Utah. Tennessee. Texas
and Oklahoma in the order named.
The parade ended with a citizen
ship demonstration in Central
park where Mr.. Bryan delivered a
memorial address on the Christian
EndeavOrers who served in the
war and the hundreds who gave
their lives in the country's service.
The next convention viii be
held at Des Moines. Iowa, In 1923.