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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-12-19
Southwest
Central.

NEAR SMITHSONIAN GROUNDS-EIGHT
rooms and two baths: semi-detsched; s.,
900 J. II. GARMAk. District National
Bank Bldg $40
AZ, ST Sw-SEvrRAL BRICKS; SIX
rooms and bath: good conditions; terms;
81 go. A. y. WII.DMAN & CO.. fth and
II Franklin 6i0h. $50
Mr.. sTH. & F s. w.-3-story brick: close
to st. DominiC's Church; $3.50. $3.50 cash.
n Z. RYON CO, INC, 1923 ct. 43e
Mr. 18TH. & c. S w.-2-story frame: gsr-
RY0N co, INC. 1923 st. 43I
M. 2ND. & y s. w.-2-story frame: lot
lgxJU; alley; rent $50. Price $3.50.
N Z. RYON CO., INC. 1923 = st. AS
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-12-19
Fairchild's Pet Shop.
EDUCATIONAL.

EDUCATIONAL
Columbia University School. W. Thos
Shepherd, rh.D.. Pres. SO6n Eve Wv
College Preparatory. Languages. Nurhrnh
tics. Science. Consular. Patent Onirs
Exams. Army, Navy. DAY. NirSt: Co I'd.
xodernie rste. Accredited ssth year
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-12-19
Investment Property.

THREE BRICKS, CONTAINING srX
rooms; newly painted and pspered inside
and out: now renting ssl 80; PRICE only
5000. FISCHER q FRIEDLANDER, SOC
Y st. Main 1879.
ON ND. AvE.-FoUR-s STORY BRICK, con
tanning twelve room and two bs tbs: rent,
sss.30 month: terms: price. $1,000. FIsCH-
Err a FR1EDLANDER, soe Of. Main 1879.
NEAR DELAWARE AVE a CANAL ST
se.-About "a. 600 square feet. at 20 cent.
per foot. LOUIS P. SHOEMAKER, 1907 "
Y. ave. nv. Main 1896
sTH ST. s. or COL RD.Istore Iesse6 70,
VI: rent, $40 per month: price, ST.
900. DAVID z. BARRY. 1907 q st nv.
Main 1901.
Mt. PLEASANT ST, mr. Psrf rd.-stor. a
ar, anil. cellar: rent. 500; price $40
500. DAVID T. BARRY. 1907 Fl ct. nv.
Main 1901.
THEE FRAME HOUSES RENTED TO
ru!or'd in good northwest locst ion; rett
80 per month; price. 81. 500: the rrouud
alone IL worth the money GATTwoOD 8
BENNETT, SOC Cont. Irust Bldg. NJ. e5e4
Mr.. DOWNTOWN SEC. store SIR b.
apt: total rent. $40 per mo. 50 500
DAVID Z. BARRY. 1901 II st. NV. NJ isoi
on B. o. R. r. AT BETHESDA AND
near Rockville PIKE and car rine-About
1851 600 square feet suitable for lumber yard
or other like purpose. Price SIS 600 LOUIS
=. SHOEMAKER, 1907 N. Y. ave. nv.
Main I166.
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17

Any Information will be gladly ..
ceNcd by Rhodi Long, owner. ho,
IL, Glen Allen, Mo 25-it
Mr. and Mn Albert CrenshAv
and little son Ainfofd visited Mr.
tirnshaw's parents, Mr. and Mr. J
NJ Robins. here over The week end
Nr cfcushaw teaches in the High
school AZ Lutefyil,, ard ar Cren
shaw 's attending school at the
Teachers College At Cape.
Nj and Nr Eu Carte and Mise
No.ao fls,ao 80 Dexter .aAr ~
SUNDAY n 81 Carter "ard sedan
g. VISIT 81 Carers and Miss Mol
Irf ma'h'r Mn Ea,aa Fischer
and thrtr sstyr Mr . l.. nl. r..
'awmE Monday liHy Niss Flea
Hr Chandler went bach With them
g. q visit
jaHrs y Wallis = NH.,ryiIIr and
r.Hp 5 rUh-.lhl ~ ulr- anc
apHe iH tapn Monday a., rd.ar a
.ard aIr Hrigr deed - trut in
"h 50 'hay rp H.fH frtaf.te.
VI Walls tfr.r, .. p4r..a.gs 81.
fh' tfu.l,c.s ale ana uH au, tsN
ia f.s #HrH LrUas .. sH. n %
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17
Republicans Lose Control In
kentucky

The following Is summary nf the
reports II the election held IN the
follow state, ou Fu,>dt, snyru.
t.rN 1927 asen ffnm the Missouri
>H,. Journal frel November II
fml summation, II result. af
Tur.d4s ~ ,.4f", ,l.rfiun through
go. the ,..gfr g.fr+H .,r.f,o
uH ..as nf r....t.. .srr... in G.ur
a'''- MARY lana hrn'nrAN Ni'gi'
MA ana Nr" l"f'-t'r Hisiandine
cts col ''''' 49, drn 'f1'tc 'ic.
'f" WIS W N'"'H's' "H'tr mt
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17

midnight the democrats atse assug,
~ of feofga'luH ~ susa TIE
"nlir liug, 20 To fuanr IN a.,
Thirteenth AID I,iny.'uu.th n.
tnrts
Albany n Y sos s-Dpno.
cratic ufoni DO mplr rrmilr,n
stronghold up stare rafkra roiay's
'huniclpai elections Ia Albany fr.
Turns lndlra'ed a Il ulnrfan victory
Tor lhe first ttms ~ - wears scbn.
l''.N and InN hulu - r,si uruu.
cratic masus hu.r Pose nhIcl
elected q r'ublgu nu VI. ua
yfifs ago nau'd ruorfar loda,
n'nuy citI"s oH.H' Of ,,k Yurl
''1 frporms 20 s.rI.
orru gains
Marion. ono No. ,orrl
lilnIuRs hour usa So. .rat.
"f'r ~ ,rs,ra UuTipa. clrr
i"# nnrs ,n,,.. ... owed
to-day George . s .fnt. had
o lead ul !, 80 N..,, ne. T. An.
N-r.a u.t..t... ..
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17

II you want a
good. nice monu
ment, tombstone, or
other grave mark
see $. +, Dewitt
LuteSvilk, Missouri.
who i. agent 10,
the l'retlericktoan
Marble Works, HIS
prices are right
" ork and material
guaranteed.
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17
CATARRHAL DEAFNESS

IA greatly relieved hv constitutional traaf.
sreut MALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is constitutional remedy CatarfhAt
Deafness Is caused by an ludawcd CON
ditton Of the mucous Inning Of the FUyta
chan Tute. when this tube ts infa nvd
YOU have a rumbtna sound or Imperfect
hearing and when Il is entirely closed
Deafness IN the result Unless tho tn.
dsmmatton can be reduced your hcRr'rs
may be DESTROYED forever HALL.
CATARRH MEDICINE acts through me
blood on the mucous surfaces Of the sys.
tern, thus reducing the Inflammation and
assisting Satnre IN restoring normal CON
ditGnns
Circulars free All Druggists
y. ] Chenas 4 Co, Toledo. ohio.
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17

S'rayrd From the A. Taylor
farm near Marble Hill, nno shstp
Any Information will be gladly re.
ceivcd by ! A Taylor Marble nm
Farm for Sale 230-acre farm
ls0 acres in cultivation, two set,
buildings. easy terms. Write nr
call on u ] Conrad. Marble Hill.
Mo, 23t.
III. foundation II a.. new cyan
nas,lm Tor the College is almost
completed sam 4 Sm.th has charge
of the work and b pu,hinr IL a. fast
a. possible
L." Eogru. NuD s attending
school At Springfield. VISITED fr,aas
N Nprh., 'iG ras Isltrr rsrt ~ Int
W an# tas h't u pfs leo 81.
gradual { 81 81
: tTr TaET TH u f#g HEaHl,
20. Ha.s Overland ,ar and haf,
a l.e one go Il. a.#g AIsa fav,
F'rt car, sued a. asa, for safe e..
.. t.r# Harte lIH So
Wanted Copies of the Press
far Sept . Sui l5 ami 20. aud
Oct q viii samg one please
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17
Locals

-" hf'"" NV N'"NH 'All -
County court :. IA regular session
this week
Otto Sander went to puxieo Mon.
day on buslnca
fur Rout Three rooms Nh NJ
; thoftner Marble Htll 2t
Henry rcnholdcr of Leopold has
eur thanks fot renewal favor.
2a,k o'Kcll,y u Patton was in
Marble lIiIl ~ bustncs, Monday.
Rev A Johnson of Fe.tus vas
n Marble liIlI ,b, first u' too uc,k
Mr. Mary 4 Lutcs Of Bl.m
field has our thanks far renewal "a
yor
G , hnpkln. and fa.ay have
moved IN rHrF new rvgsrs, ou
ilish street
Rev Arthur sstIcr nIsi his reg
u'Hr appointment a. rurford,I'I,
hst SUNDAY
Nousc No hunting On our
farm. Day E,tp " = kinder.
" , kuh.man
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17

If you know any news, oaI n.
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17

Strayed From the Robt berry.
man place a sile west OF Gler,
Allen. 2-year-oId light bay holr
colt Last seen in Glen Allen
about the middle of September
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17

Louisville Ky, Nov S.-SNscruG
the state the democrats toda. rt-
gained control of the Iegi>ja.urr
which vas lost two years aao At
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17

For Sale Good gasoline hight
plant, This plant WA. in the "
+ Church, South. Ia Marble HILL
until electric lights were install
cd. The plant is in good +Shape
and viii go at sargain. Call
on Iouls N-ysr, Hss.s fhIl, for
price *1
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17

Don't put off ordering those parts - do I, now.
Marble Hill press., 1921-11-17

George krauer and l.nu's Cur.
ningham, two prominent farmers Of
the vicinity Of Drum. had business
in the county court Monday on ac-
count of a change in a public road.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01
Great Britain Convicted.

The British government IL charged with car
rying on = reign of terror in ireland in the
report Of the committee Of 100 Americans after
an exhaustive investigation of the troubles that
have been ahiicting the people Of the emerald
isle the past few years. The committee per-
sonsel includes persons of various religious
creeds and racial sympathies. and to that ex-
tent can't be claimed to be biased.
Great Britain is accused Of introducing in
Ireland crimes not unlike those attributed to
the Germans during their invasion OF Belgium
The committee finds that the impression pre-
vailing among many in the United States that
religious differences are responsible for the
uprisings among the irish people is wholly
groundless; that. on the contrary. the natives
of different religious beliefs outside of Ulster
live in peace and amity. In Ulster it is alleged,
the British government has employed the Sec
tartan bugaboo as defense for the brutal
measures that it has introduced in arousing
strife among neighbors. Most Americans will
accept the report Of the committee as fair
presentation Of the case Of Ireland, despite any
contrary protests by the British government
The truth 10 that the Irish people are capa-
BILE OF governing themselves and are entitled
to the independence that they have been striv-
ing for these hundreds Ct years. The least the
British government could do, If it wishes to
hold that place among humane nations thatit
aspires to, is to extend to the Irish people the
concessions they are seeking, temporarily, at
least II they fail to prove their worthiness
to independence there would be nothing to pre-
vent the British government stepping in and
reestablishing dominion over the island.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01
Prohibition Unpopular.

John F..Kramer federal prohibition COM
missioner, finds that the public is hostile to
enforcement Of the Volstead law. He admits
that in New York there are 1893 saloons in
which liquor is sold openly. 1t might be re-
marked that there are communities closer to
Rock Island than New York where the for
hidden stuff may be purchased without incon-
venience other than the excessive price
charged.
Prohibition always will be unpopular among
free people, not that the majority may favor
the use Of liquors, but the thought that citi-
zen may not procure an article that is On the
market is distasteful to tha average American
There is no question that whisky has been a
curse to the nation, but SO long as it is to be
had thera are those who will have it and any
Law that assumes to tell man that he shall
not only makes the government ridiculous.
The Argus is of the belief that wiping out
Of the whisky traiIic would be good thing for
the people, but tho only way that this is to be
accomplished Is through destruction of the
supply. The government is expanding large
sums of money in prosecuting people for using
commodity that it permits to be marketed
with certain restrictions. The quickest and
sursst means of ending the whisky business
would be to confscate and destroy the entire
national supply, compensating owners to the
extent of their Investment. When the whisky
will forget their desires. So long as there is
whisky in the country there will be whisky
drinkers.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01

A horn I'VE inches longis removed from the
head Of Leo Wilson, Baltimore negro. Doctors
Kelly and culverhoase. who performed the
interesting operation, call the horn cornu-
cornutum. that being lis name in medical sci
snce. The horn looked like . large round
Angerpail and grew from the scalp. not the
skull
It's rare disease, ray the doctors. which
II cheering, though It might not be bad ar
rangenent n horns would sprout to identify
those Who really deserve them
: Scientists will b much interested in Lee
Wilson's horn. Probably they'll write learned
treatisss. claiming it's ysvsrsioa. to type-that
on. ancestors gil had horns. Evolutionists say
chat TIE rough edges Of your car tops are rem
Nants Of ancient days whsn msA had long ears
Hike donkey.
Lee Wilson. prior to the operation. must
hsys Aad many followers who believed hs had
voodoo powers II he had lived thousand or
% years ago. he would-have bssa generally
hailed - witch doctor-probably made king.
Nowadays We turn our weird brethren OVER to
the surgeons Of the clrcuses Man isn't -
afraid Of anything new as he used to be.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01
With Other Editors

New York Herald

Whether it is Philadelphia stone COM
pany. an Illinois steel plant or New England
textile mill whose employees volunteer a wage
cut to reduce production costs and keep the
business going it is the plain horse sense Of
American wage eaFners which Us helping to
untsngle the nationsl economic snarl
Professional agitators can talk their heads
on about labor resisting wage readjustment
along with the price readjustment, but when
the man whose bread and butter comes out Of
the pay envelope sees that the consuming pub
lie cannot or will not pay for the article be is
producing as much ~ the labor cost alone
in that article is, he knows that either the
plant must send out the article ct price the
public will pay or it must put up the shutters.
He knows that no wage scale without job
hitehsd to it can place square meal on the
dinner table.
Operating expenses, the biggest factor Of
which In nine businesses out OF ten is wages,
are being cut and mrs. be cut right and left
to gst prices dovn vhsre the consumers will
buy ana ths industrial vhssls Of the nation
can be kept tugniaE- tbs hasd-tsaded Amer
lean wage Garner kaess that i %. No matter
what the frantic S4fel-hssd vauter or the
trades union organism tells him,
This very big problem OF rssdjustmsat u
values would have to work out anyhow under
the memorable natural laws. but it is working
out the better and the sooner because sensible
American lsbeR II lenAinR q hand. --~----
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01

=, - s - ~ - -
la = ys1lsy - = cllealn - p)n1saaD Nm
- - intslskjea ~ saio 16snesseo .
n hrafs Nnenaa IA g
4ft(sys ~ ntto1 = Aiaastrsss ~ A.
passl11y 0i3natsl Il n e6six dats e IL
chuls4 waea Tri1y 40 ~ = ne date Of
tie Cr1c6xion.
Dsalnsss nsnss aversioa 70 Friday Il traced
to the two Black Fridays On tho New YORK
stSek Exchange III Danic Of 1s7s startad
On Ffiaay. II was q Fsidaysin 1864 that
Gonld aad Fisk cssneRed tho gold market and
shsok ysll street. to its foundations.
But now couhea a>ealendar sharp, claiming
that Friday & Americas lucky day. It Was
on Ysidsys. he peints out that Columbus sailed
for and discovered America The MayAower
rssted ct Rruviaeetowa on Friday. IL was on
Friday that Richard Henry Lee introduced the
resolution BY which the Thirteen Colonies de-
ciarsd their Independence. The Revolutionary
war was decided ON an historical Friday when
CORVALLIS surrendered
Woodrow Wilson claims Is as his lucky
number. President Harding may well claim
Friday as his lucky dag. for it WAS on Friday
that he wGs inaugurated president. Let's hope
that particular Friday proves as lucky for the
nation as II did for Warren G. Harding
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01
Wise Course Taken.

The city attorney OF Davenport adopted q
the Tri-City Railway company to live up to it,
contract with its men. Thus the company will
Be prevented in arbitrarily reducing p6sss and
the public. will. be spared the ineonvenisacss
that would attend strike.
e The contract between the men and the com
pany expires June /. In tho meantime both
sides will have time to consider their future
course, and the sincere hope Of the public is
that they will reach an understanding that
will obviate necessity to resortipx to "a fight
that would inevitably terminate in loss both
70 the corporation and its workers. There is
. way out Of all such dfhcnlties, and it is up
10 the officials Of the company and the rail-
way mems union to come together.
1t will be recalled chat two years ago. when
The men were on strike for higher pay. the
company pleaded that in order to grant the in
crease II would have to levy an advanced fare
on its patrons. The latter did not enter siren
uous objection, and in the interim has stood
for further fare inoseases. The natural ex-
pectation Of patrons would be that in the event
the company enfofces a lower wage upon its
employees at the termination of the present
contract there should he corresponding re-
duction in fare However, this is hardly to be
hoped for But what the public has right to
expect is that the company maintain its stand
ard of service and deal fairly with its
employees
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01
The Daily Short Story

would give m-money to a p-plucked
fowl"
In spite of herself watery little
smile appeared, but was soon lost
in another flood. Her picture must.
be taken in costume on Thursday
and her week would not be up until
Saturday There was no ray of
comfort which she could giv&her-
self.
The week, finally ended, as all
weeks do, and her freakish couture
was soon laughed off as a thing of
the past. The picture alone trou-
bled her, and she dreaded the
thought of the Muncie Weekly.
Meanwhile. however, she became
tremendously occupied with plans
for the bazar. Though a very fluffy
summer girl. Dorothy had quick
sympathy, and it was not alone for
her set" that she wanted the ba-
zar q success.
Her picture was published just
week before the great event, and
Dorothy had to go through the tor
Iks,ra ~ ronn;utn~ ka ,oy
sais.ces If ho- fr;enas A1 Tn DO. sar
of fIenzied, moupt8in-like hair puffs
ciose ~ har beads
Ana tbon tho Iotter eoue II wos
just few words, but it might mean
mueh. 1t was a request for an in
s;vnad hv 10 vonrr ~, whan, sho
had fa;,sd to ;mnress ~ that ma,nS
orahie dav
uha. a. .n,o;,,es .;,,. .r,;roa
Dora.hud;d ap LA th;nm al ~.
w;tho,t n,;ssiv;rg ca n%r,hod har
hair met &c = had hoon IN tno NJ
tura $50 ~ - 'o f'S7
aI. d;dn.t ;mnrese h;m N. 6-st
time " She told herself and
wrote after hs had seen the nicture
Won novo- CO., ta,In Cir rushod
awav to answer, the doo-ho,i
He vent d;rectlv to tha no;n+ r
~ saw vaur n;ctnre in tha ~.
,ery - SID 49, I.,;aue ~ -"
lied it, hsven't /. n. 81 ,sa for
these an.v saeietv bnSs vho r mr.
hagars and snand about ss0o 10
tare IN som ~ WV "
e,h omrs vii, be re,v hus;ne.s
,;ke and wa exnoct 10 n.Lo q Jot :"
She toid him 1angb;ng
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01

n "a IN
Probably the mast Important
period q > mas lite - regards
the selection q his fo0d, - rom
tne second 70 the sevsnih year Of
nus ooyhood. from miners sx-
haustive study Of the scjance and
my pefsonM experience OF tns an
OF boy teedlng u the past sir years
~: 1870 - soms p.sc''ees
e au.sons wn'cn : "els see aosn.
eo.u = wy os yni'u =
y4N,vpgu y NssuEo WIN tse.n nus
.se.a ssouau - ussa let mas'Ica,
..oe' sa eees e1e.u S" 49,
euem ee.uae. ~ VIZ ese "
w W.Is mo.. ooys aHve ~ 2.
euOu' s..a .esse-e'sns lnO'soI.,
.veI osn.hes enu 'vu. Mv.s-.uu
.ust = - a4p'e ~ca.ne'y ~, sns
10y. 49,. ~ 1890 .s'* -.
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S;et - . .'s... .s.;aeS ~
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.aaa;,., s;~....s,s .,'h....st -,
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-aS s,,...sss,;. 49,, -.
Is. s !. 49, .v ~ wy .;.H 49,
nronosit;on II Won will bnt for
rodre... ..re do,t +r.ir INV r.
he AFRAID NJ his vtctnsYs
r.. ;.A. ...;..
az. ..ns..s Se. u..
uo nc aoa.eof,,1 80 INC. .,s ~
na;sen . ~" eh;,d. .oou' s stssi, - anA
rsn"a T.s.a . s sA I a
o;a,;s.. a,.os. 90 ~s. W.. ~ u sps
s.n os 49, ~ ~. w. enu me- :.
~ ~ 80. ".a;.: oa e :.
,;.-I,, aa;ios,. '-..:e,.,' '
y, HL..'ns. ~ 4:,: ue
~ @ooo 'e1 anu u.ai11u ~, en-
o'ss, cno us 81: . s .oou eio,
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01

@. What constitutes being an
amateur in sports? ~ A.
A. This term is so indefinite that
1t is necessary for one to consult
the last rules of the organization
governing the contest he wishes to
enter if the status of amateur Is
material. In a general way. an
amateur is one who has never COM
peted for a money prize or staked
bet. OF has never taught, pursued
or assisted in the practice of ath-
ietic exercise as means of earn
ing p livelihood.
@. Is there an animal flower?
]. w. n.
A. The term animal flower is
applied to sea-anemones or similar
polyps on account of the resem-
blapce of their expanded tentacles
10 Hover petals.
@. Is there a word correspond
ing to "afterglow" that describes
the col0red sky before sunrise?
G. /. T.
A. The term foreglow is given
to the display of color which often
precedes the rising of the sun.
Q. Who W. Amurath?
D. W. X.
A. Amprath is a name that was
borne by 6ve Turkish sultans. The
last. Aaaarath V. reigned for a few
months only in 1876. being deposed
because he developed symptoms OF
insanity.
O. When are examinations taken
for Q B. A. degree at Oxford?
F. M.
A. At Oxford the examinations
for B. A. are three IN number.
The first, responsions, colloQuially
known as smalls, is taken at or be-
fore 'matriculation. The second,
moderations, known as mods. &C.
ours after one or two years, &C.
cording to whether the candidate
seeks honors in it or not; and two
years later comes. the finals or
greats.
@. How is the word slough
pronounced in the expression
Slough OF Despond" in Pilgrims
Progress" L. A. 9.
A. In this instance the word is
pronounced as if-spelled "sloq."
@. Please tell me il there is such
q thing as 8 mad stone"
1T. o.
l.. A madsteas is Q stsas q oth-
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01

Are you afraid Of Friday! Brides consider
Il unIycky. So do business men. who' dread
It - ! day for starting important deals. The
sversisn 70 Friday Is found in nearly all ma
go. though Thurday Is feared BY scandi-
saxiaas add Tuesday by the Spanish. The
eanny Scotch also ny in the teeth Of popular
aesperstitioa, nins-tsnths Of Scotch veddinss
Ming crowded into Friday.
Tc the MoAammsdins alone is Friday the
hAky day. they celebrate It - the birthday
q " creation Of man. Sailors Of III coun-
. - - NJ "a, talk iazawsa vhis-
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01

THE American Legion wants the Grover
Cleveland amputated from Herr Bergdoll Let
him keep it. We shall remember him better
and longer for what he is on account of vt.
&C. E. H.. Mebbe SO. Anyway. II would lose
its adaptability for riiae. Sentence is hereby
suspended.
Sir Sidney: Yes, she is. But read the para
graph again. Odd construction but nothing
incorrect.
BRITAINS new chancellor of the exchequer
is Sir Robert Horne, Well leave it to the
punsters to concoct something about the
Horne. Of pleRty".
HARDING Makes Hit With Miss Millisan..
-Aledo Times Record.
WIFI. Warren!
ooh, Yeq Kidd!s
From The August
Mr.. and Mrs P. l. Kidd Of Maline are
the parents OF son, born Sunday.
HOW DID YOU GUESS IT?
Sir: Didja read in The ArgA of March 30
the editorial entitled. Pays to Advertise,
where the girl needed thousand plunks and
offered herself in marriage to the man fur
nishing the kale In adyance-and then blight
ed old theatrical manager came along and
hired her for 10 weeks tryopt at 100 per.
in advance! Oh. how Calliope's dreams must
hare been shattered! ;. Pretty good pub-
hcify stunt, wasn't It? IT N T.
: Beantifali Oh, No End Beautiful
From the Harvey TIL ? Tribune.l
Parents are invited to send thar
children to our Sunday school to hear
thu Beautiful Bible Stories. Next Sun
day tbs subject will b Gain Kills His, ,
Brothg Absl"
PRESIDENT HARDING's salary average,
eaas.5s Ia per day.
HOW does one get to be president.
- Z z MA -
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-04-01

II 1t may be in order, the suggestion is
made to the Tri-City Railway company, that
1t descend from its lofty perch. come back to
earth, and get right with the people. Time was
when everybody was its booster. That was a
happy day for the company, for in popular
good will, whether it knew it or not, it had its
CHIEF asset. Now It is without>f rends and
without good words from any source.