davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26
Fun In Dollars And Cents

One cent wise and dollar foolish
are we all when it comes to money.
1t is our great medium of exchange.
Medium is right" when applied to
our supply. 1t is always someone
else who has plenty of coin and
paper of the realm. With us our
medium portion seems too small.
Especially is this true at the first of
the month when a flock of bills fly
in by way of Uncle Sans mail sys-
tenn. Even the nickle has become
"Buffaloed" and the dime is only
good for phone calls. The quarter
does not measure strong liquor any
more and the buying power of the
half dollar is cut in two. Single
dollars are very lonesome nowadays
and they have to work in groups of
"iyes" and items" to make material
purchases. Under most conditions
money is no joke. But it serves as
foundation for jokesmith' fun
You always get full value in laughs
for your money when you visit a
theatre showing Topics of the Day"
Films. Saved!! No money is re-
quired for the privilege of enjoying
this column of money merriment.
Truth Teller
tF'Is your husband on fixed sal
ary?"
z"Yes-but it's not fixed exactly to
our liking"
Buffalo Express.
No Wooden Money =.
Caterer-Have you any board
money, Frosh?
! Frosh-Naw, I got paper money.
Penn. State Froth
Creditable ..
! Oke-Would you be satisfied if
YOU had all the money you wanted?
T Owens-I'd be satisfied if had all
the money my creditors wanted.
Boston Transcript.
Cash Registered
!. May-Do you notice any change
in me?
Ray-No, why?
j May-I've just swallowed a mic
kel.
Topics of the Day" Films
Good Rating
What makes you think Rocks has
lots of money!"
"He always reads the left hand
side of the menu first
American Legion Weekly.
Call Draft
Strict Father-If l should die you
would have to beg for money.
Son-It sure would come natural.
Michigan Gargoyle.
CapitaliStic
She isn't exactly pretty, but she
has that indpfina bic something
so | hear; her father piles of it.
Judge.
Bids Alden
IL money talks,
AS some folks tell,
To most of us
Is says FAREWELL
Vaudeville News.
A"TOPICS OF THE DAYS" FILMS
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26
NEW aGrO REPAlks SHOP

In eouueclIon with my garage L
Lave opened an automobile repair
shop, which Is in charge OF a compe-
tent man, All work will be handled
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26
EASIER

The leading man of the COMPANY
billed to play Romeo and JulleI
at the opera house that nlght-ol0
evening only-approached the llah-
ager.
say" the actor declared, "I've
got to have 10 cents.
Ten cents!" exclaimed the other
in startled accents. Il never saw
such a fellow-always bowling for
money What do you want 10
cents for in a town like this?'
Il want it for a shave" the actor
explained. You cant expect me to
play Romeo with three days
growth of black beard on my face,
can you?"
NO, I suppose not" the other re
luctantly admitted, and slowly put
his hand into his pocket. Then a
happy smile broke over his face ana
the hand was Withdrawn empty.
That's all right" he declared
cheerfully, "we'il just change the
bill to 'Othello."
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26
FIR
UNKNOWN DEAD
All America viii Pray at Noon
on ATmist.C3 Day.
CEREMONY At ARLINGTON
NameIess Hero Brought From France
Will Be Laid to Rest in National
CeCmtery.

Washington, Sept. 2i.-The nation
will stand 1T pause for two minutes
On Armistice Day to pay honor 20 the
unknown dead of the great war.
Detailed plans for the ceremony al
Arlington National Cemtery on that
day, when the body brought back from
France is to be buried, were made
public by the war department, and in
clude proclamation by President
Harding calling for a tWO-mlnute halt
at noon throughout the nation, to be
devoted to prayer and reverend mem
orieS for the dead.
The body, returned from France Oh
the cruiser Olympia, will reach Wash
ington after nightfall November 8,
and will lie i'll state in the CapItol
Building until o o'clock on Armistice
Day morning, November II. 1t will
then he escorted by Il great official
mourning party to Arlington Cemtery,
the line of march being guarded
throughout its length by troops sta
toned along the way.
The morning party will include all
living holders of the Congressional
Medal of Honor who may desire to
come; one war veteran out o. every
10000 who served from each state in
the great war: an officer and an enlist
ed man from each unit of the army
and navy, and representatives or the
American Legion and other veterans
organizations. and Of the various pa
triotic societies.
From American military posts every
where in the world minute guns of
mourning will sound from sunrise I'M
il after the burial ceremonies in
.;.-ashingfiton have been completed.
Plans for the ceremony We're made
,ublic by Major General Harbord, act
.ng secretary of war and chief of staff,
n the absence of Secretary Weeks
md General PereShng. They were
lrawn up under General HarhOrd's
personal supervision and provide with
he detailed completeness of army or
derS in the field for every phase of
the solemn ceremony with which the
nation will pay its tribute to the men
whose identity, as well as whose lives,
vere lost on the battle6al1s nf E.'s -
Find 5ride,s Body in Lake.
EniofI. nm, Sept 22-The body of
Mrs. Nora Jofrnsur fst-ttttefffft,- = NJ
bride of few days disappeared
from a camp at Lake Mashapaug,
where she was on her honeymoon, on
September 13. was found in The lake.
It was not removed from the water
pending examination by the coroner
and state police.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26
SITUATION WANTED

Coal chute; finder return to L.
Dali & Co., and receive reward.
9-23-3t
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26
SCORE EVEN

An Irish man crossing the golf
links got hit by a ball. The player
hurried up and finding that Pat was
not seriously hurt, he said sharply,
why didn't you get out of the way?
An why should l get out of the
way?" said the Irishman angrily. Il
didn't know there was any murder
erS around here"
But l called fore said the
player, "and when l say fore that's
a sign you are to get out Of the way
''Oh, it is, is it," said Pat Well,
when 1 say 'foivc,' it's a sign that
you are goin' to get hit in the jaw"
"FOIVE.'
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26
SOMEBODY'S STATION

The new guard was not familiar
with a certain railway run in Wales.
Came a station which rejoiced in the
name Llanfairfechanpwllgogerych.
For a few minutes he stood looking
at the signboard in mute helpless
ness. Then pointing to the board,
and waving his other arm toward
the carriages, he called, IF there's
ANYBODY there for her, this is it,"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26
FOR SALE
HELP WANTED

WANTEDs - Experienced TAR n
work man. at once Apply with ref
ernece to SUNSHINE LAUNDRY.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26

Bids Alden
IL money talks,
AS some folks tell,
To most of us
Is says farewell.
Vaudeville News.
TOPICS OF THE DAYS" FILMS
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26

One overlook operator and one four
needle operator at once. Apply Nc
Cawley & Co., 311 Academy street or
Mrs Parks 300 Academy st. 24-2t
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26

promptly and at reasonable rates.
Give me a call, convenient location,
prompt service. good workmanship.
Phone So. VIM. l.. Dean, Gay street
garaee 7-9-Lr.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-09-26
Mortgage Sale
OF Fee Simple
Cambridge Real Estate
Consisting OF Store And Dwelling Situated
On Race Street.

BY virtue of power of sale contain
ed In two mortgages from Charles A.
Heagy and Dorothy Heagy, his wife.
one dated April 1st, A. D., 1919, and
now of record in Liber w. H. NJ. No
8, folio 1O7 etc, and the other dated
January 28th, A. D., 1920. and now of
record in Liber w. H. NJ. No. 8, folio
80 ETC., Mortgage Record Books of Dor
ing been made in complying in the
terms of each of said mortgages, the
undersigned attorney named in each
of said mortgages will sell by public
auction to the highest bidder, at the
Court House door, in the town of Cam
hridee MARYLAND. ON Tuesday.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10
Vermont Not Retro
gading Says Crockett

Continued from page four)
ion for the United States for that
year was only a little more than
$58,000,O00.
The government crop reports for
this year are not yet available but
last year 1920 Vermont'saverage
yield of corn per acre was greater
than that of any other State in
the Union. Only one State in
Q920) exceeded Vermont in BUSH
els of rye, per acre, only one in
bushels of buckwheat per acre,
only seven in bushels of spring
wheat and bushels of barley per
acre, only eight in bushels of pota-
toes per acre land only two of
those were east of the Rocky
Mountains), only ten in bushels of
oats per acre. Only four States
east of the Mississippi river raised
more tons of hay per acre than
Vermont. In 1914 only one State
exceeded Vermont in bushels of
potatoes per acre and only one in
bushels of spring wheat per acre.
For the forty-year period, 1871
1909 Vermont led the Union in
average returns per acre for the
three most important cereals, corn,
wheat and oats. For several de-
cades Vermont has ranked we'll
toward the top of the list in yields
of staple crops per acre. No other
State equals Vermont in number
of dairy cows per acre of improved
land. y RsQ
The State is on the direct rail
route from New York, Boston and
southern New England to Mon
treal, the Canadian metropolis ;
and is served by three great trans
portation lines, the Central YER
mont, affiliated with the Grand
Trunk, the Rutland, a part Of the
New York Central system, and
the Boston and Maine. The rail-
road service in Vermont compares
we'll with that of other States. The
dairy industry of Vermont is high
ly specialized. Daily milk trains
are run to New York and Boston
and a network of motor trucks
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10
Take Yeast VitamOn
Tablets Clear
The Skin
Build Firm "Stay-T here' Flesh-Increase Energy.

quickly clean skin and complexion put firm healthy
100
better simply try falling two Of Mastns tiny yeast VIIAMON Tabes
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10
Husbands Story Will
Amaze st. JOhnsbury

He says: Adler-i-ka helped my
wife for gas on the stomach and
sour stomach in TWENTY MIN
UTES. 1t works beyond greatest
expectations" Adler-i-ka acts on
BOTH upper and lower bowel re-
moving foul matter which poisoned
stomach. Brings out all gases
and sour, decaying food. EXCEL
LENT for chronic constipation.
Guards against appendicitis. Adj
ler-i-ka removes matter you never
thought was in your system and
which may have been poisoning
you for months. w. B. Eastman,
Observation-Disclosures.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10
Barnet

I Mr.. and Mrs. William Moore OF
Everett, Mass, are visiting at
Charles Perkins.
Bert Kimball, Charles Kimball,
and Charles Morrill, started off
Saturday on deer hunting trip.
Mrs. Bert Kmball is visiting
friends in Groveton, N. H.
= Miss Mary M Hibbayd has been
visiting friends in Orleans.
Fred Quimby has gone to North
ern New Hampshire on a hunting
I trip.
Mrs. Charles Kimball and son
are visiting friends in st. Johns
bury.
Gladys Hooper of Groton is at
Benz. Gadley's.
Miss Minnie Campbell, who for
a number of years resided here,
was a visitor in town last week.
Mrs. H. A. Elliott is visiting in
Rumney, N. H.
Mrs. Edgar Strobridge and chill
dren are visiting in Barre.
The Ladies' Society will hold a
sale with 2 cafeteria lunch and
other features November 80.
The proceeds of the entertain
ment given by Mrs. Hiram Rowe
and her Sunday school class,
amounting to $40, were presented
to the Ladies' Society. This effort
in behalf of the girls TO help pay
for the new lighting in the church
is much appreciated.
Mrs. Jerry Byron of East Rye
gate has been visiting at Mrs.
Whitney's.
The Ladies' Missionary society
held its November meeting at the
home of Mrs S. J. Holmes The
work of DR.. Harriet Parker in
McIndoes was received with a
general study of the country.
There will be a parlor meeting
of the w. C. II. U. at the home of
Mrs. Ira Albee Thursday after
noon. The ladies of the East Bar
net Union are invited. There will
be reports of the State Convention
at Morrisville by those who attend
ed.
Mrs. Sarah Byron of East Rye
gate has been spending a few days
with her friend, Mrs. Ida Whitney.
There will be an appropriate SER
vice at the church Armistice Day
friday afternoon. 1t is hoped
there will be a full attendance.
Proper attention should be paid
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10
IngrOwn Toe Nail
Turns Out Itself

A noted authority says that a
few drops of "Outgro' upon the
skin surrounding the improving
nail reduces Inflammation and pain
and so toughens the tender, sensi-
tive skin underneath the toe nail,
that it can not penetrate the flesh,
and the nail turns naturally out
ward almost over night.
"Outgro" is a harmless antisep-
tic manufactured for chiropodists.
However, anyone can buy from the
drug store tiny bottle containing
Observation-Disclosures.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10
West Danville

Alfred Daniel of Lisbon, N. H.,
was a recent visitor at Albert Dan
iell's.
Mrs. John Brickett is quite i'll.
Mrs. Grover Perkins and daugh-
ter, Florence, of Johnson and Will
liam Brickett of st! Johnsbury
were here Tuesday to see their
mother.
Mrs. Drown is i'll at the home of
her sister, Mrs. E. N. Dunbar.
Harvey Harris is home from
Rutland where he has been for
some time.
o. K. McCosco was a recent
visitor in st. Johnsbury.
Jerry Hutton has been sick the
past week.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10
Why Can't You, Too, 4
Well and Strong?

LEW of us realize how precious good
health is until we begin to lose 1t. To
be well is to enjoy life and make
good times for those around us. To be cora
stantly ailing is to miss life's pleasures and
to look with envy upon our robust friends
and ncighbors.
Are you one of the unfortunates?
Is your health slowly slipping away? It's
time, then, you looked to your kidneys
Much sickness of today is traceable to
kidney weakness. It's increase Is alarming.
That's because it's usually unseen or neg
lected.
But it's easy to tell if your kidneys are
weak You may have only backache
lameness, stiffness, or sharp stabbing
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10
Cut This Quit Is Worth
Money

Cut out this slip, enclose with SC
and mail it to Foley G. Co., 1886
Sheffield Ave-, Chicago, ILL.,, writ
ing your name and address clearly.
You will receive in return a trial
package containing Foley's Honey
and Tar compound for dyoughs,
colds and Group; Foley Kidney
Pills for pains in sides and back;
rheumatism, backache, kidney and
bladder ailments; and Foley Cath
artic Tablets, a wholesome and
thoroughly cleansing cathartic for
constipation, biliousness, backache
and sluggish bowels.-Adveltise-
ment.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10
Advice for Women Who
Suffer

~ advise every woman who suf-
fers with kidney trouble to try
Foley Kidney Pills." writes Mrs.
Bessie Brawner, 1922 Scoville Ave,
Cleveland, o. 81 could not do my
homework, but since taking Foley
Kidney Pills l feel like a new
woman and am able to do my
work" Rheumatic pains, swollen
ankles, backache, stiff joints, sore
muscles and sleep disturbing blad-
der ailments indicate disordered
kidneys. Foley Kidney Pills act
Observation-Disclosures.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10

routes covers the State and bring
milk and cream every morning to
shipping stations and creameries.
Mr.. Rossiter alludes to the lack
of farm machinery and to the
hardships of the farm homes, !
find, however, in the census sta
tistics that the average value of
farm implements and machinery in
Vermont per farmer ($730) is
greater than that of New Hamp-
shire ($469,) Georgia ($203),
Ohio ($5SD, Indiana ($621) or
Michigan ($623). / have taken
these as typical States and have
not attempted to secure the aver
age value of farm buildings per
farm in some of the States, repre-
senting different parts of the
country and compare them with
,ro I,,a, II, ON. ouyp State 't
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10

the day that commentaries the
ending Of the great world war.
A good number of people from
heresattended the Re dCross Page
ant in St. Johnsbury Friday night.
Muriel Somers spent Sunday at
her home here.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10

The woman who secured a hus-
band through mail order court
ship may discover that she has re-
ceived a package of second class
matter.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10
MONROE

Mrs. Rose Little of Woodsville
is visiting her son, Lee Little.
Mrs. Eugene Human of East
Ryegate spent Tuesday with Mrs.
Jane Pratt.
Mrs. James Hill of Whitefeld
has been visiting her sister, Mrs.
George Placey.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10

This does not look as though
Vermont farm houses were gen
orally old and primitive" and those
who have travelled extensively
throughout the Middle West tell us
that Vermont farms houses COM
pare favorably with those in the
heart of our great central farming
region. Fortunately the new cen
sus figures furnish US with other
interesting comparisons. These sta
tistics show that running water is
piped into 62.9 per cent of Yer
mont houses. No other State in the
Union equals this record and only
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-11-10


with each meal and watch the
results. NIastin's VITAhiON
Tablets contain highly,concentra-
ted yeast-vitamines as well as
the two other still more irnpor-
tant vitamines (Fat soluble A
and Water soluble c. and are
now being used by thousands.
They positively will not upset
the stomach or cause gas, but,
on the contrary, are a great aid
to digestion, to overcome consti-
patton and as a general condi-
toner of the whole system. Pim-
pies, boils and skin eruptions
seem to vanish like magic, the
complexion becomes fresh and
clear, the cheeks glow with ruddv
health, the flesh becomes firm,
the eyes bright. Mastin's VITA
MON Tablets are positively
guaranteed to give you new
health, energy and ambition and
improve your appearance. Do
not accept limitations or substi-
tutes. You can get Mastin's
VITAMON Tablets from any
good druggist.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-07-29
F. T. Carney Dies

Francis Jerome Carney, for the
past eighteen years resident of this
county, died at 6:15 Tuesday morn
ing at the home of his sister Mrs.
W. J. Smith of heart disease after an
illness of about ten days. The fun
eral was held at 900 o'clock yes
terday morning from the Assump-
tion church. Burial was in Cal
vary cemetery.
The deceased was born May 4,
1859 in Clayton, Iowa near Sheldon.
After spending his boyhood and
young manhood there he came to
Stevens county in 1903. He has been
a traction engineer and mechanic
here for the past eighteen years.
The pail bearers at his funeral
were Frank CARNEY, John Hanra-
han, Ed. Casey, Dan Law1er, James
Lawler and Michael Nugent.
He is survived by two sisters, Mrs
c. J. McDaniels and Mrs. w. J,
Smith.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-07-29
Reunion on Mothers Birthday

Sunday afternoon and evening was
the occasion of real happiness for
Mr.. and Mrs. Per Anderson of Don
nelly and their family. They went
to the old homestead on which their
son Edwin now lives to hold family
reunion and to celebrate Mrs. And
erson's 10th birthday. There were
present Mr.. and Mrs. Anderson's
seven children, 26 grandchildren
and one great grandchild, also Mrs.
Per Anderson's brother, Lewis Han
son.
Some of the children presented
their mother with a large leather
rocking chair for her birthday.
Refreshments were served during
the afternoon and evening, and at
six o'clock a bountiful supper was
served by the hostess, Mrs. Edwin
Anderson. Family pictures were
taken and also a four generation pic
ture.
The happy company broke up at
late hour wishing Mrs. Per And
erson many more happy birthdays.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-07-29
Andrew Kolodzej

Mr.. Andrew Kolodzej passed away
at his home July 18th, 1921 near
Donnelly, Minnesota. He was over
come by heat. Mr.. Kolodzej left the
house about noon to look at his grain
about a quarter of a mile from the
house and was found in the field
dead. He was born in Germany, Nov
ember 9th, 1851. Mr.. and Mrs. Kol-
odzej came to America in 1881 and
made their home in Wright county
near Delano the first five years.
Then they moved to Stevens county
and have made this their home for
the last thirty-five years. Those
left to mourn his death are his wife
and eight children, Frank, Lewis and
George of Donnelly, Mrs. J. F. Sip
pie of Albert Lea, Mrs. James Ga
briel of St. Paul, Mrs. P. F. Norman
of Grand Forks, N Dak., Miss Julia of
Prescott, Arizona, and Miss Hattie
of st. Paul, and five sisters, Mrs.
Albert Palmer Of st. Paul, Mrs.
Albert Prograbo of Staples, Mrs:
+ John Pollock, Mrs. Paul Kozial and
Mrs. Sam Sosnik of Waverly.
The funeral was held at the St.
Teresa church Friday morning, July
Is.
The out of town relatives that
attended the funeral were Mr.. and
Mrs. John Gohnsor of Delano, Mr..
and Mrs. Robert Maushek of Delano,
Mrs. Martin Blascyk of Moose
Island, Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Wollney
of St. Paul, Mrs. Brnoit of Minnea-
oils, and Mrs. Joseph Holig of Long
Prairie.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-07-29

the rate of from five to seven pounds
per thousand cubic feet of space. The
liquid may be poured over the grain
in tight storage bin. The gas is
heavy and penetrates downward.
This gas is explosive and should
never be used near a light or fire.
A temperature of 12O degrees F
will kill all stages of insects. When
large quantities of grain are being
handed one of the commercial grain
driers may be used. In small tight
storage rooms, one square foot OF
steam pipe radiation to each fifty
cubic feet of space will make it pos
sible to heat the place to 12O degrees
F during the summer weather. This
temperature should be maintained for
at least twentyfour hours to permit
the heat to penetrate the wheat
r. N. Chapman, Division of Entom-
ology and Economic Zoology, Uni
versity Farm, st. Paul.