The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-02-18
x % $ Help the South While Helping the Armenians

e1f7HERE is no food on earth su U perior to rice. At the present price given quantity of rice vii feed more people than any other arti cle. The southern people, in support. ing the campaign to furnish rice fol the starving Armenians, will be do ing distinct service to these wal victims.
 If the rice campaign helps the southern producers while serving as 2 work of charity, so much the better
 The drive will open on February 25 Those who wish to help the Arme. nian sufferers will be offered an op. portunity by contributing to the rice fund, because in no other way vii he money they give go as far and dc as much good.
 It is not a selfish affair. It is plain and practical. Charity should never divest itself of common sense The south can do more good to tht Armenians by sending them rice thar by any other form of contribution Therefore, it should be rice.
 .Iet the boys *latTer themselve. good" was the comment made by Judge Landis on the attempt to have him impeached. The "boys' will dc that every thing before they finish with precious little satisfaction |. themselves.
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 A beautiful show girl who fell ant broke her spine in three places hat been "out with a party of ga, friends" What a theme for Bill, Sunday! And yet, how many people go out and enjoy themselves withou ever fracturing their spines!
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 It's a great comfort to an ordinar. man to learn from biography tha some of the immortals had the sam weaknesses he has, but he seldon stops to think that the qualities h doesn't possess made them great.
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 A button held in the mouth vii cure a headache, says Prof. William E. Chenery of Tufts college medica school. Standing on one foot has beel known to do 1t, if the other foot wer resting on brass rail.
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 Thrift lessons must be having som effect. It is now possible to registe at one of the cheaper hotels in Nev York without being .eternally dis graced.
 The center of population in tn United States is somewhere in In diana. Otherwise, Indiana will con tinue to be distinguished for it's politi clans and authors. If Wilbur Glenn Voliva. overseer c Zion City. believes the earth is fla there is more extensive plateau Q top of his head than we at first sus pected.
 The Italian people would mourn tn death of Caruso considerably nor than they would the passing c Gabrielle D'Annunzio. MT. Bergdolrs interviews are take at their face value. Alleged interview with the former Kaiser arc taken wit a slight helping of salt. If Lucy Page Gaston ever ngurss ! history. 1t win prcbabiy be q the ~ thor of the siliiest letter Prssidens elect ever received. . ' Maybe some of the hideboun brethren will accept Tom Lamont statement that President wilson didn offer to cancel the war debts.
  A bill to abolish highN heels wa ridiculed to death in the Bay state. Ys there is nothing more ridiculous tha high heels.
 Slang, says contemporary. vi force it's way into the language. n matter what the purists do. We. so speak. get you.
 The reorganization of the democrat party has been postponed. It woul be foolish to attempt a reorganizatio until all the fragments are located.
  l Within IS minutes of the hour g for the inauguration of Harding. rs publican politicians will probably still hounding President Wilson. 3 % Play-going has been made con | s pulsory In Petrograd. A decree Iii that Would meet with the favor , New York producers of plays for fevs