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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-10
CHURCHES.

daily for private prayer and medita-
ton from an 5.
FRIENDS
West Richmond Friends church.
Charles NJ. Woodman. pastor. Biblc
school, 9 a. m. Willard Markle. super
lntendent. Meeting for worship. 1920
&. m. Mr.. S. P Mcknight of the
Anti-Saloon League will speak. Junior
Fellowship Circle. 3p. m. Senior Eel.
!owship Circle, 4 p m. Vesper service.
; p. m. Tuesday Afternoon. quilting
circle. Thursday evening, Missionary
conference, subject. Work Among the
Indians"
East Main Street Friends church.
Between Fifteenth and Sixteenth
streets. Sabbath school, 9:15 a. m.
Harry p. Reeves, superintendent.
Meeting for worship, 1920 a. m. Ser
mon by +. c. Minton, of indianapolis
for years attorney for the Anti-Saloon
League. Christian Endeavor, 1870 Z.
m, Edgar S. Mote. leader. Subject,
Points in the Pledge We Are Likely
TO Neglect" p. m, sermon by Ruth
PembertOn Brown.
South Eighth Street Friends-Louis
T. Jones, acting pastor. Bible school,
$40 a. m, John H. Johnson, super
| intendent. Meeting for worship, 1890.
Message by pastor. The young peO-
pies group meets at $50 p. m. Ladies
Aid society on Thursday, 100 p. m
and the evening service at 1880. A
cordial welcome is extended to all.
Whitewater Friends church-Cornel
| Tenth and North G streets. Irwin Ste
! gall, pastor. Sunday school, 9:15 a
IN Ernest Rowe, superintendent. Meet
| ing for worship, 1880 Christian En-
! deavor, $50 p. m. EvangeHsuc ser
, vices, 1880 .. N. Christian EndeaVOl
! business meeting and Enterprise Bible
; class and KumjoyOus class business
meetings are all on Tuesday night
| Whitewater monthly business meeting
will be held at Whitewater Friends
! church this month, on Thursday eve
ming.
| LUTHERAN
! The First English Lutheran Church
South A and Eleventh streets; F. A
Dressed, pastor. Parsonage, 10 Soutl
| Eleventh street. Sunday school at
! a. m, f. B. Knollenberg, superintend
| ent. Preaching service at 1920 a. m
and 1870 p. m. Bible study Thursda,
! at 7:3O p. m. CateChism Saturday,
l ?. m. Seniors. p. IN. Juniors. Subiec
! at 1890 a. m. The Bread Of Life
| Evening. Job"
Second English Lutheran Church -
Northwest Third and Pearl streets
c. Raymond lsley, pastor. Sunda.
! school, 9:15 a m, ]. +. Holiday. su
| perintendent. Hours for worship
, 1870 2. m. and ZOO D. IN. Mid-weel
Bible study hour, Thursday. 7:15 p. N
| Catechetical classes, Saturday, 9:3
a. m. Sunday subjects, 1870 a. m
Temperance Progress" address b.
E. A Miles; ZOO p. IN. Voices 0
Jesus, sermon by the pastor A col
dial welcome to all
st. Johns Evangelical Lutheran
Corner South Seventh and streets
A. L. Nicklas, pastor. English service
a. m. Sunday school, 9:15 a m, Ra!
Duning, superintendent. German ser
vice, 1890 a. m. English Advent ser
vice, I p. m. Young Peoples societ,
Tuesday evening. Mid-week Adven
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service, Wednesday, 7:30 p. m. Mis-
sionary sewing society Thursday af-
ternoon. Teachers meeting Friday
evening.
Trinity English Lutheran-Corner
Seventh and South A streets. Oscar
T. F. Tressel, pastor. Residence, %
South Eleventh street. Phone 1851.
Sunday school, a. N. Divine service,
1870. Repent, for the Kingdom OF
God Is at Hand" Evening worship,
: O'Clock. Great Teachings of the
Scriptures-God's Providence" Coun-
ell meeting Monday evening at the
home of Mr.. George Fleming, l0l1
South Eighth street. Ladies' Aid SC
ciety Thursday afternoon with Mrs.
John Alderman, 1875 South Eighth
street.
ST. PauPs Lutheran Church-South
Seventh and D streets; ]. P. Miller
pastor. Sunday school, 900 a. m,
Mark Heitbrink, superintendent of the
young peoples department, in charge.
Divine services, 1890 a. m. and 100
D. m. Subject of sermon in the morn
ing will be "Humanizing Cod In the
evening there will be an address by
MI J. E. Martin of Indianapolis, rep
resenting the Indiana Anti-Saloon
League German service at 200 p. m,
conducted by Rev. J. L. Neve of Spring
field, Ohio. CateChizing Saturday
morning. Seniors $50, Juniors $50.
METHODIST
The First Methodist Church-COr-
ner Main and Fourteenth streets. Sun
day school at 9:15, Arthur Curme, su,
perintendent The morning hour OF
worship will be marked by special
music The speaker for the morning
will be DR.. E. S. Shoemaker, state SUI
perintendent of the Anti-SaloOn league
DR.. Shoemaker is one OF the strong
speakers of the organization as well
as one of the strongest platform men
in the state. The Epworth League will
meet at $50 p. N. The evening hour
will be spent in Another Pleasant
| Evening for Profit" with the "OlC
Songs" Very capable vCcalists have
been procured for this program. The
public is cordially invited. Officia
board meeting on Monday night. Sun
day school board meeting on Tuesday
night. DR.. Purdy will give his last
| lecture on Thursday night.
Grace M. {. church-Rev. A H
Backus, pastor. Regular services il
| Guiding Sunday school. at 9:15 d. n
I Preaching by the pastor, 1870; JuniOl
| League, ? p. m; Epworth League, e.
| p. m. Address at night by Madison
1 Swadener, law enforcement Field day
| Anti-Saloon League.
/ MISSION
! Union Mission-Twelfth and NOrtI
! ! streets, Rev and Mrs. J. F. PrOpst
/ pastors Bible school, 9:15 a. m. WOr
| ship at 1870 a. m. and 1870 p. m
! Christian EndeavOr at $50 p. m
| Prayer meeting Tuesday, 7:30 p. m
! Bible class Friday evening at 7:3l
| p. m. The adult Bible class will NEE
! at the home of R. l.. Babylon Thurs
day evening at 7:30 p. m. L. T. L
meeting for children Saturday after
, noon at p. m.
NAZARENE
Nazarene ChurCh--Rev G. B. Wright
! pastor Sunday school, 9:15 a. IN.
! Jesse SIeeth, superintendent. Preach
| ing services, morning, 1880; evening
100. Young Peoples meeting, 6:ot
p. m. Children's meeting. $50 p. m
| Prayer meeting each Wednesday eve
ming at 100 o'clock
! PRESBYTERIAN
First Presby terian-North 10th anC
! \ streets Bible school at 9:15: J. W
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-10
Old Heart Songs, Hymns
At First M. E. Sunday

An odd Song" program will feature
the Pleasant Sunday Evening for
Profit at the First Methodist church,
Sunday night.
The evening will be spent with some
OF the best musicians in the city who
VIII recall memories of by-gone days
with instrument and voice. The
songs and music that will be used will
be the heart songs" of yesterday as
well as some of the great hymns that
have become classics.
The program follows:
Prelude, Rock of Ages" (Ashford) {:
hymn; prayer; scripture: offertory
Loves Old Sweet Song" Annie
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PAGE THREE

Laurie; quartet, My Old Kentucky
Home" Cornet solo, Elmer Hurrell;
"Tenting on the Old Camp Grounds ="
quartet; Long Long Ago Mrs. T. o..
Cantwell; old Folks al Home quar-
tet; violin solo, Mr.. Clements; Rock
ed in the Cradle of the Deep" quartet;
postlude, Onward Christian Soldiers. -
(Ashford) quartet, Miss McFail, Miss
McAlpine Paul Stein, T. o. Cantwell;
ogranist, Miss Gertrude kirkpatrick.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-10

Blackmore, superintendent. Morning
worship at 1870; sermon by DR.. Madi
son Swadener of indianapolis. Yes
per service at 4 As. Sermon by pastor
on Living Now and Hereafter"
Joseph ]. Rae, pastor.
Second Presbyterian CEurch-North
Nineteenth and c streets, H. ]. Sar-
kiss, pastor. Sunday school, 9:15,
William Massey, superintendent. Morn
ing worship, 1890. subject, -Four Rea-
sons Why Men Lack Faith" Evening
service, 1880. Mr.. R. c. Minton. a rep
resentative of the Anti-Saloon league,
viii speak at this hour. The public is
invited
Reid Memorial United Presbyterian
Rev. w. Mclean Work. pastor
Sunday school. 9:15 a. m. Mrs. w. D.
Scott. superintendent. Morning wor-
ship, 1870; sermon subject, Christ
the Priest" Mr.. Baldrifge of the Anti
Saloon League, also will speak brief
ly Young Peoples meeting at $50,
N charge of the high school students
of the church. Subject. Points About
/ Our Pledge We Are Likely to Neg
. lect" Evening service. 7:30; subject.
Mans Preparedness"
SALVATION ARMY
] Salvation Army-South Fifth street.
/ Ensign Amberger in charge. Sunday
school, $50 a. m; holiness meeting,
! l0:45 a. m; young peoples meeting.
! 6:10 p. m; outdoor meeting, p. m. :
+ indoor meeting, 8 p. m. Public ser
vices Tuesday, Thursday and Satur.
day, at s. p. m.
SPIRlTUALIST
The Sprituaist Church of Truth
( Will hold services Sunday at 2.30 and
. 1870 p. m. and every night next weel,
at $50, in their hall. at 49, South
Seventh street. Sunday at 2:3Q Mrs
SchlatteT will lecture Healing at ey
; cry service by Francis Schlatter. Eve
ming service, lecture by Prof. May. as
sisted by Mrs. Rose Baker. Messages
by the pastor. Mrs L. A Morrow Pub
lie cordially invited
The Science Church of Spiritualist:
will hold services Sunday at 7:30 .. M
in the Knights of Pythias temple, OF
South Eighth street Lecture by the
pastor, Rev. NJ. c. B. Austin. Subject
''Self-suggestiOn and Will Power
Duet by Miss Irene Hayden and Miss
MAI SalCI w lISOI MISS N16llN viz
Duke, pianist. Mrs. Jessie Wilson
assistant. There will be service o.
admission to fellowship, also christer
ing services. Messages by Miss Thel
ma Kelly, Ada P Titus and Rev. Aus
tin. The public is invited
MISCELLANEOUS
The Church of God-No. SIS Nortl
A street A liberal invitation to read
ers of this meeting notice to com
worship with US on Sunday. Dec. Il
! Preaching at 1890 a. m. and ZOO p. m
4 Sunday school at $50 a. NJ, with pray
> er service Wednesday at 100 D. N
I Thomas DuckwOrth, pastor
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The most appalling accident in his
tory was the falling Of an amphithea-
ter in Rome in the time of Tiberius
Fifty thousand people were crushed.
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MISCELLANEOUS

the ChuTch OF God-NO. 90 NOTf6
A street A liberal invitation to read
ers of this meeting notice to come
worship with US on Sunday. Dec IL
Preaching at 1890 a. m. and ZOO p m
Sunday school at $50 a, n, with pray
er service Wednesday at 7:3O p. m.
Thomas Duckworth, pastor.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1921-12-28
Winter Care of Tires.

If you are going to put your car
away for the winter, there are few
important rules to follow if you want
to find your tires in good condition
when springtime comes again, says
the United States Tire Company.
The tires should be cleaned thor
oughly to remove oil and grease. IT
you want to be especially kind to
your tires, remove them from the
car, debate them, wrap them up in
paper or cloth and store them in a
cool dry place away from the sun
light.
If you do not want to go to the
trouble of removing the tires, jack
up the car, debate the tires, and
wrap them in covers of paper or
cloth. Do not let the car stand on
the tires all winter. or you will need
a new set of tires in the spring.
1t is essential that tires be de-
fated. In cold weather an inflated
tire has tendency to "set," condi-
ton under which the rubber is likely
to break if bent or twisted out of the
position or shape in which it has stood
for length of time.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1921-12-28
Diary of a Man Who is Having
Bathroom Installed.

January /. Took lease on OLD
house and decided to have 1t re-
modelled. Asked plumber to
figure on new bathroom. Prom
ised to come in next day.
January Is. Plumber promised
faithfully to come in tomorrow.
February IS. Plumber is posi-
lively coming tomorrow.
March 6. Plumber came In and
asked to see room where bath
room is to be installed. Mea-
sured it. Shook his head sadly
and went away.
April 1. Plumber promised to
be here, but did not show up.
How appropriate.
April Is. Plumber came in and
measured bathroom again. Had
forgotten where it was. Made
three marks on the wall and
went away.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1921-12-28
Congressman and
Constituents.

It is difficult for the citizens back
home to realize the demands made up
on Congress. The member of either
house is judged largely by the laws
Congress enacts and the effect of such
laws upon the welfare of the nation.
To large extent, however, both sena-
tors and representatives in Congress
are treated as errand boys by their
constituents. They are expected to in
tervene in every difference the citizen
may have with any department, to
secure information concerning thou
sand different questions, to help faci-
litate pensions and loans through the
finance corporation, investigate re-
venue taxes levied against individuals,
secure places, perquisites and pri--
vileges for friends, in fact thousand
and one things which take the time OF
the member and prevent his giving
adequate consideration to legislation.
Wyoming State Tribune.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1921-12-28
How Postal Saving
Certificates are Lost.

Humor and tradegy are revealed
in statements made to the Postal De-
partment by depositors to secure dup
Heated postal savings certificates for
ones lost.
'Lost, not known" runs one answer.
Other answers from persons all over
the country, read as follows:
"Stole, from my coat pocket IN
church"
"Mutilated, mistaken by members
of my family as stage money.
"Stole out of a bag, my own bag,
by whom / cannot say. l suspect my
wife but she says she has not got
them. can't do no more"
"The certificates went down with
the rest of my belongings on torpedoed
transport, S. S. Tuscania."
"Biew out of my hand in the mid
die of the Pacific Ocean"
II had them buried in the ground,
but not deep enough, and when the
woods were burned, they were burned
also"
"a child has taken the book from
the dresser and put it in the garbage
pail and was taken away by the gar
bage collector"
aKept in stove for safety sake
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May 3. Plumber came and look
at his marks on the wall. APP
peared bafded. Finally rubbed
them out and went away.
May 6. Enormous bathtub ar
rived. Won't fit into the room
in any position.
May 10. Plumber came. Climb
ed over bathtub to get into room.
Nodded his head approvingly.
Was evidently well pleased.
Went away.
May 20. Called plumber up and
told him bathtub was entirely
too large. Told me it was none
of my business. Hung up on
me.
June Is. Men came and carried
bathtub away, but brought back
an even larger one.
July 5. Men came and carried
enormous bathtub away.
Brought in shower.
August 5. Men came and tore
| up all the floor and all the plast-
er off the walls and went away.
September l. Plumbers have
not returned. Cannot reach
them on the phone.
October 20. Still no plumbers.
| Cannot reach them by letter or
telegram.
Thanksgiving Day. Why?
Christmas Day. What do you
mean merry?
January 1. Plumber called up
and said he would be over tOmOr-
row.-Duluth Herald.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1921-12-28
''How Are Collections?

Yes they're the same with us! Did
you remember the nice poem written
several years ago by Ben King? 1t
seems singularly appropriate now.
1t is entitled eff / should die to-
night" and is as follows:
If should die tonight
And you should come to my cold corpse
and say,
Weeping and heartsick DER my lifeless
clay
If should die tonight
And YOU should come in deepest grief
and woe
And say. Heres that ten dollars that
l owe,"
/ might arise in my large white
cravat.
And say: whats that -
If should die tonight
And YOU should come to my cold corpse
and kneel
Clasping my bier to show the grief you
feel
say, if l should die tonight
And YOU should come to me, and there
and then
Just even hint bout payin' me that ten,
l might arise the while;
But I'd drop dead again!"
Now just sposen if everybody would
pay everybody else what they owe how
long do you suppose before we'd be
saying "business is good-it's mighty
good"
Why not try it
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1921-12-28
! Farmers, Homemak-
erS Convene
Jan. End
Annual Week at University
Farm, St. Paul, Announced
Great Gathering.

The eight annual Farmers
and Homemakers' Week, the
great short course put on every
year by the university, will be
staged at University Farm from
Monday noon, Jan. 2, to Satur-
day noon, Jan. 7. Preparations
now being made by DR.. A. V.
Storm, director, point to week
of unusual interest and profit for
all who attend.
Farm Bureau Day will be cele-
brated on Tuesday, Jan. 3, when
a farm bureau mass meeting will
be addressed by President j. R.
Howard of the American Farm
Bureau federation and other
speakers of national reputation.
There will be special days for the
livestock breeders of the state,
and an evening banquet and pro-
gram of toasts for the farmers
and homemakers. Mass meet
ings will be held at noon and in
the evening.
Horse, swine and sheep breed
ers of Il he state will hold separ-
ate meetings on Wednesday,
Jan. 4. Various associations re-
presenting the different breeds
of cattle will hold their annual
meetings Thursday, Jan. 5. The
Minnesota Livestock Breeders
association, the parent organlza-
ton, will, as usual, present a
strong program at it's convention
Friday, Jan. 6. The Minnesota
State Poultry Breeders will hold
their annual convention Jan. 3.
Various other farm organlza-
tons are also planning meetings
at University Farm the same
week.
Two or three programs OF
class work will be offered the
homemakers from the farm, and
six separate programs will be
presented for the men. Class
room work will be SO arranged
that special attention can be
piven to home problems in which
men and women have joint re-
sponsibilities. College and sta
tion divisions will have special
exhibits.
Efforts are being made to OBJ
tain reduced railroad rates to
University Farm for this great
week.
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Grandview School
Dist. No. 20
: X X X X x X X X X
Crowded out last week.


We started our hot lunches on Mon
day and all are very interested.
A program and box social will be
given in our school Thursday evening,
December o. Ladies please bring a
box lunch for two and gentlemen bring
your bank roll.
The lower grade children are busy
making cardboard Santas this week.
The girls have completed a holly
border which runs across the top of
the blackboard.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Pelz and children
spent Wednesday in Redwood Falls.
Those having perfect attendance
last month are. Harold Hagen, Ru-
dolph Hagen, Melburn Kissner, Sylvan
Kissner, Alma Kreft, Gilbert Muetzel
and Richard Muetzel.
Virginia Scanlon come back to
school Monday after having been alb
sent several weeks. Virginia was the
only person from Redwood County to
attend the International Live Stock
Exposition at Chicago. She has been
telling us all about her trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. White spent Wednes-
day evening in Redwood Falls.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1921-12-28
Marion School
District No. IA
X X X X X X X X X
Crowded out last week.

(CrOWuoQ out ldSC week.
''The Little Citizens League" will
give Christmas program Friday af-
ternoon, December %. Laverne Muir
sett, Josephine Raddatz, and Blanche
Lopez are on the program committee.
We also drew names and gift is to
be given by each pupil. In this way
each child is remembered.
Friday afternoon the sixth and
eighth grades made jointed Santa
Claus and also dolls, etc. for our
Christmas trees. The lower grades
made spelling booklets and calendars.
Chester Thorsten was absent from
school Tuesday.
Earl Gallery commenced school Mon
day.
Gerald Fordham visited school Fri
day afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Fordham and
family and Edith Timgren spent Sun
day at the home of Gustav Lagos of
Lucan.
Several people from District IA were
Bargain Day Shoppers" at Redwood
Falls Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. Edgar VIM and Mrs.
Homer Clipson spent Tuesday at the
Bert Barnum home.
Mr.. Van Mosch is helping Bert
Barrum this week.
School closes December % for two
weeks vacation.
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Shutdown News.
Crowded out last weekly

Agnes Jensen of Clements spent the
weekend at the Hans Kagel home.
Emil Tonak accompanied a carload
of hogs to South st. Paul last Monday.
He returned home Wednesday.
Miss Stella Oleson left Wednesday
for Sleepy Eye where she will assist
with the homework at the Wells VOL
fred home.
Michael Skow was on the sick list
last week.
The Misses Leola, Mildred and Eva
Jensen spent the weekend at their
parental home in Shutdown.
A number Of Shutdown young folks
attended the party at the Peter Thor
stem home near Rowena last Saturday
evening.
Mrs. Mary Nielsen returned home
Saturday from Brookville where she
spent the past two weeks.
Mrs. Senuis Jensen and son Alvin
and daughter Viola motored to Red
wood Falls, Wednesday, to do some
shopping.
Miss Lena Heiling of Morgan spent
Wednesday and Thursday at the Will
bur Evans home.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1921-12-28
of a Man Making
aLOan at a Bank.

Wanders around looking for right
man to interview.
Uniformed attendant approaches
with suspicious scrutiny.
Brusquely asks man what his BUSH
ness is.
Man falteringly says he wants to
borrow some money.
Attendant grudgingly takes him
over to vice president.
There seems to be endless rows OF
vice presidents.
All of them terribly busy.
Man approaches one of them, shut
fling his feet and twirling his hat ner-
vously.
Vice president asks him to state his
business.
Man blurts out desire to borrow
some money.
Vice president wants to know why
he wants it.
Wants to see his collateral.
Looks over collateral pityingly.
Shoves it back and begins to write.
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Man timidly asks when he can get
money.
Vice president stops writing and
gives man searching glance.
Man bushes and wriggles in embar-
rassment.
Vice president asks for more collat-
eral.
Learns man has house.
Asks him if it is mortgaged
Man admits shamefacedly that it is.
Banker seems to lose interest.
Man suggests second mortgage.
Banker glares at him.
Man subsidies and tries to look I'M
embarrassed.
Banker ruminates and then says he
will send man out to appraise proper
ty.
Week elapses.
No answer.
Two weeks elapse.
Man learns property has been APP
praised, but title must be looked up.
Month elapses, title being looked up.
Two months later, papers not yet
filled out.
Three months later, papers must be
countersigned in different way.
Four months later, matter has been
referred to committee.
Six months later, committee has re-
ferred it back to banker.
Banker refers it to real estate ex-
perts.
Experts take it up with recorder.
Recorder takes it up with banker.
Banker takes it up with committee.
Chairman of committee has gone to
Europe.
Year later, loan has finally been
made.
Man is stopped on way out of bank
with money.
Is told note has matured meanwhile.
Pays off note, pawning watch to pay
interest.
Goes out to lake front.
|. Starts to jump in.
Decides not to commit suicide.
Doesn't want to go where he will
meet any more bankers.-Duluth Her
aid.