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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14
TRINITY CHURCH, SoleburS
Rev. T. X. Hazard, Rector

Episcopal services as follows:
Morning Prayer 10. am.
Holy Communion First Sunday in
Zach month.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

ST. MARTINS Il. {, ChCRCh
til&r$ af SeGvie%e Mass aee SEsa&sy
at ) ana TO a'ctee& Holy days =. )
and $ O'clock.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14
Two Way, to Get Rleh.

Tattler-T'm getting rich now.
fredericksburg more money!
mo; spending less"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

knICker-What Is trnthf
Understanding which should be
heard, but not said.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14


The modern girl who would have
the last, final ultimate, and con-
elusive touch in her dress, figurative-
ly speaking), must keep a parrot
from which to pluck feathers for
her hat
We were unanimously land with
out one single solitary black-ball)
elected to the Rod and Reel" Club
Now do you wonder that some
people call US Poor Fish,
#@4s44
We never knew that bicycles were
SO business-like and efficient look
ing until we saw Miss Whitlow, the
district nurse, riding one.
#####*
Mail carrier Horace Williams saved
LUG lbI SIllS tlle OIIlCl NdN.
*#*&*+
Billy Beatty felt sorry for him
when he saw the aforementioned shoes
and followed him and cleaned them
with a broom
##*#@s
We are thinking seriously of walk
ing slowly past there and see if we
have any luck.
4##4as
Our idea of dumbbell is the bril-
liant bird who chirps, IF time were
money I'd be a millionaire"
#a#**&
One thing no mortal can kick "a
bout is time An impartial Providence
has provided that every man, woman
and child, big or little, narrow mind
ed or generous, lazy or Industrious,
has just exactly twenty four hours
every day no more no less!
&&4#&*
And if all the money in the world
were equally attributed, as some few
scatterbrained nincompoops ADVOCATE
it would be squandered by some peo-
pie Just as they now squander their
time
a####4
Give money to some people and
they put it to work and multiply it
just as they profitabIy use then
time.
#***@s
Give it to other people and, a
fool and his money are soon parted.
*#a4*#
1t was worth a "shot in the arm
to watch Dan Oblinger chortle witt
glee at the speech of the Right Hon
orable Job E. Hedges during the
Bucks County Republican Committee
at DoylestoWn Saturday.
#a###*
The Intelligencer termed the a
bove mentioned and aforesaid meet
ing the marriage of the Republican
men and women of Bucks County
#####*
Somebody will be accusing them
of being Norman bigamist soon
#@@##&
Did you ever see hen lay an egg
without cackling?
aH###&
SHE ADVERTISERS
&&#&#*
Did you ever see duck lay an
egg and advertise it?
##&##*
Whose eggs are in the greatest de-
mand?
******
Cackle, Brother, cackle! Tell the
folks what you have to sell!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

Well, we've at last got our walking
papers from the Bonus Commission.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14
Respectfully Yours
Phillip .Forman
Field Agent

Service men and women who nave
not yet made application for bonus
should be here on the above dates to
attend to this matter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

Perhaps we'll have chance to
stay at home and attend to our own
business now
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

The modern girl who would have
the last, final, ultimate, and con-
elusive touch in her dress, figurative-
ly speaking), must keep a parrot
from which to pluck feathers for
her hat
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

Several thousand longshoremen who
struck and tied up shipping on the
Hoboken waterfront, returned to
work long enough to unload the
army transport Wheaton with 1924
soldier dead on board, allowing A
merican Legion posts to hold funeral
services. The strikers, many of whom
were ex-service men, declared they
would take care of the bodies of their
dead comrades despite the wage con-
troversy, and added: WED do it free
if necessary
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

We were unanimously land with
out one single solitary black-balD
elected to the Rod and Reel Club.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

Cackle, Brother, cackle! Tell the
folks what you have to sell!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

And if all the money in the world
were equally attributed, as some few
scatterbrained nincompoops ADVOCATE,
it would be squandered by some peo-
Pile just as they now squander their
time.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

One thing no mortal can kick "a
bout is time, An impartial Providence
has provided that every man, woman
and child, big or little, narrow mind
ed or generous, lazy or Industrious,
has just exactly twenty four hours
every day no more no less!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

In the Missouri State Convention
of the American Legion, it was an
nounced that a resolution concerning
Grover c. Bergdoll, draft deserter,
was about to be introduced. As a
member rose to read it, another
shouted. 4 move its adoption" A
roar of approval came from the as
sembled delegates, and it was unan-
imously adopted without having been
read.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

Whose eggs are in the greatest de
mand?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

Now do you wonder that some
people call us Poor Fish?'
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

Our idea of dumbbell is the bril-
liant bird who chirps, IF time were
I'd be a millionaire"
#&#&A&
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

Leo Hartley, Santanta, Kans., the
tallest American in service during the
war, will carry the colors of his post
at the national convention of the
Legion at Kansas City this month.
He stands seven feet, two inches in
his socks. He was in the air service.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

We are thinking seriously of walk
ing slowly past there and see if we
have any luck.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

Marshall Foch will not come to A
merica to be officially heard at the
international disarmament conference
in Washington, altho he will let his
views on armament be known. The
marshars visit is private one, it is
being carefully, explained, in response
to the invitation of the American Le-
gion to attend its convention. Premier
BRAND will head the French delegat-
ion to the conference. sailing Oct. 20
week after Marshal Foch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-14

Give money to some people and
they put it to work and multiply it,
just as they profitably use their
time,
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1921-11-21
PASSING TnE BuCk.

UF Wilmington man wants to rise to the top in his
business or inc OF work. ho must have The quality OF
accepting responsibility instead OF eyadins IT,
The man with tendency to pass the bucb' usually
finds that his ladder OF succoss has only one rung
Business will stand for almost anything from man II
he has tho courage 10 say ayes that's my fault But
won't mako the mistake again
Such man stands out like shotgun at disarmameh
conference among the millions who continual are eVad
ing responsibility The blame to other people OF
to existing conditions.
The evasion Of responsibility seems to be an almost
universal human failing.
Savases people the earth win evil spirits 10 pem'
things on.
The Chinese for thousands Of years blamed their fam
ines on tho gods or rain. food and insect pests All
this was nothing but self-hypnotism-he rearing OF
Imaginary devils on whose shoulders blame was piled
Along came American engineers They discovered water
a few fee, under the surface
"Reholdr they said TO the Chinese. The famine is
Your own fault sink shallow water wells irrgate your
aelds and famine will end"
To-day We have cvilizea America. caught in the simple
oconotoic law of cause and effect blaming imaginary
nohings for existing conditions.
Experts deye into tho past find that prices and produo
lion in previous years moved up and down like waves
Hence they reason. not to blame for conditions
VIZ are lust caught up and carried aong by natural pro
cess
we have cyncs converted to the philosophy That Their
has 10 be a war in Europe every half century
We have psyciatrsts. blaming The unsettled mental an
moral stale Of the world intangible imaginary h'ns
line che cosmic urge" me wave OF social hystera et
These gentlemen attract wide ollowinss for the wor
is always on the eager lookout for anything new o
which 10 can shoulder the blame. Instead OF people al
ceniine the truth and taking their own medicine
rBis s the truths That we are masters Of our own de-
ltnes-that man s responsible for mans troubles an
That the best law to apply to our troubles is the law
leommOn=sense.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1921-11-21
OLD DELAwARE's GOOD SEASON.

KVTITH a sound drubbng administered TO the Pennsyl-
w yana Military College on Harlan Field This city,
NE University OF Delaware football team wound up It's
cason on Saturday afternoon.
Its the year under Coach Derby and Captain
aolton is five games won and four games lost No one
houd forget however that OF the four games lost Two
we're admittedly lost before they played. We refer
70 those with lhe University OF Pennsylvania and Laay-
ste COLLEGE So that OF Tho games in which Della
,arc had any show whatever for winning i've we're won
md mat too, by decisive scores.
The game on Saturday was witnessed by between 1907
mi 800 persons in the face OF predictions made in some
uarters that not enough wilmingonians would go to
HARLAN Field TO M Of the stands In reality every
scat was taken and hundreds Of persons were compelled
10 stand along the sidenes Nor was that ALL because
ne spirit Of the crowd splendid in its demonstrations
b. nieres. in and loyalty to the University OF Delaware
Both the attendance and the spirit constituted complete
ndoaton OF the judgment OF Dean Smith and his asso
mates on the Athletic Council and Coach shpey in decld-
ng to play the final game OF the season here instead OF
n Newark.
As 10 the game itself Delaware acquitted herself spen-
aidiy In a close and uncompromlslng struggle The six
points 10 made early in the fight ana from tha1
time on each side settled down with firm determination
that its opponent should not carry the pgskn over the
line There time when Delaware was in jeopardy
but it fought It's way back to Arm ground and succeeded
Ia attaining its end Of holding it's opponent scoreess
Nor il Il amiss TO compliment Sergeant Devenish and h
men FOR the admirable manner IN which they HANDLED th
crowd and the hundreds OF automobiles and hacks whlo
we're damned in The congested parking space In souu
Market street The ability OF the policemen was demon
slrated especially in handling The foot and vehicle tran
after tho game win only one side OF Market s'ree'
bridge for an outlet and with everyone eager to get home
sergeant Devensh and his men handled the situation SO
well that not person injured and not machine was
damaged II was a clever demonstration Of Traffic Squad
efficiency.
Nor should the fine. sporsmanlike spirit OF the large
pennsyyania Military College delegation fail 10 receive
due recognition from Deawareans. il brought huing
response from Tho University Of Delaware delegation and
iod 10 The creation OF an atmosphere The field and ot
che feld which should surround all intercollegiate eth-
icic sport
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1921-11-21
More Communist Frenzy
CFrom The New York Trlbune).

is immune from prosecution for any
crime whatever, inasmuch as his
right OF free opinion shelters hime
In the Massachusetts, court the
issue OF political opinion was not
raised by the State The prosecu-
ton resisted all efforts to introduce
IT, The question Il submitted to
the jury was whether the two men
we're implicated IN the paymaster's
murder The judge lnstruced the
Jury that the prisoners were en-
titled to the protection OF the law.
without regard TO their political
theories or Affiliations. And 20 guard
ed Is our system Of criminal justice
that a rehearing was granted for
the production OF any later evil
dence which might conflict with the
iury's verdict.
The communist mind puts all
communists among the blameless.
Society is condemned II it calls them
TO account for what they do as citi-
zens. and not as political theorists.
This is the attitude OF the Lenines
and the Tr0tzkys NJ France seems
to vote himself into their class.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1921-11-21
JUST A MOMENT
DAILY STRENGTH
AND CHEER.
Compiled by John c. Quinius'
(The SLI.shine Mani.

II Is something to see, for one hour
a snow-driven city--to admire how
all the vileness is hidden for few
minutes out Of sight though there
we're no use except that in it. But
in the country tho snow casting It's
white robe Of protection over the
land. gathering st as a hen gathereth
her chickens under her wings--tnat
is a sight which leads us again TO-
ward the heaven out Of which the
wonder comes And I would touch
these snowflakes less for what they
prove than for what they are-the
testimony Of a snow-drift to the ser
mon Of the Mount--the extension oil
Christs great argument out of sum
mer into winter. If God so shape inc
snow-star. can he fail finally to shape
the soul? And if he giveth snow
like wool. to hap the shiverlng seed
IL he so clothe the land as well as th'
lily, will he leave me naked
Robert Collyer
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1921-11-21

Anetole France winner this year
OF the Nobel prize in literature,
shows that he can be as hasty and
ignorant in Judgment as the com
munists who recently tried to bomb
Ambassador Herrick because a
Massachusetts, court tried and con-
victed Sacco and Vanzetti OF muir
der Most Americans never knew
OF the existence OF sacco and Van
zetti before the communist outrage
in Paris they were convicted OF
having had a part In the killing or
"a shoe factory paymaster. held up
for the money which he was carry
ing
But NJ. France says in a letter to
the American people, I'm ono or
your States. two men Sacco and
Vanzetti, have been condemned for
crime OF opinion. II Is horrible TO
think that human beings should
pay with their lives for the exer-
else or that most sacred right, the
right which we ought all TO defend.
to whatever party we may belong.
II seems to be the idea or NJ. France
and his friends that communist
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1921-11-21
arrive at communism"

In theory, Lenine went on to say.
literature from 1918 on
ward insisted that the transition
from capitalist to Communist So
ciety would be effected by a long
period of socialist regulation and
control. But they had forgotten
that in the fever OF civil war:
1T was during this period and
on account OF this error that we
suffered a severe economic defeat,
after which we began a strategic
retreat. So long as we were not
completely beaten we had only
to fall back In order to effect a
complete reconstruction on
more solid basis There is no
doubte about our defeat on tho
economic front, and It is a very
heavy defeat. We therefore can
didly propounded the question OF
the new economic policy. 1t is
natural that certain comrades are
very much depressed in face Of
this fact. and that they are al
lowing themselves to BIO seized by
panic"
AaNUAnG WNAAA VII W AhAAAFeAAN ~"
military and economic defeats OF
the Soviet Republic and remarked
that economic strategy is more diff
fcult than military strategy. He
said.
The attempt to introduce com
munism brought on us in the
spring OF 1921 on the economic
front. a defeat much moro grave
than any we had formerly suf-
fered from Kolchak. Denikine or
Pilsudski. We then recognized
that our economic policy, as it
had been formulated by tho or
eans Of government. did not at
all correspond to what was going
on among the masses and was
incapable Of restoring the forces
of production. That restoration
had been hlndered by the requi-
Hitions in tho villages and the in
PRODUCTION OF Communist meth
DDS in the towns. 1t was this
policy that provoked the pro
found economic and political
crisis that was so acute in the
spring OF 1921 We have erected
our retreat. not without certain
amount Of disorder. It is true thai
the positions in the rear were
nrepared. II is only necessary tC
look back to the decisions Of oui
marty in 1918 to be convinced Of
that. But It must he admitted
that even at his moment we are
falling back in a disorder that Is
sometimes too marked. II is tha
disorder that must be striver
against"
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1921-11-21

ELEVATORS AM slFrTy r,asf

NJ "''NN'iVN mas been sihgulary free from elevator
accidents and yet there is general Interest IN ,bs
statement mat nearly ihfee-auarsrs Oh Inc f,,.l ,
accidents that occur could be prevented II ssv.,ors "a
stairway doors were equipped with Neaesspss in,sr
locking devices, survey and study con5pcisd ~, a.
Bureau Of Standards OF the Department 81 ,,,.- .e
esown. a
MANY elevator fatalities at the shaft door s,,bs,
through an open door which allows person to fan dow
he shaft or which allows per- 70 step from ns,,,,
csr and be crushed between D and The ioar fraos
An ner-ock prevents the shaft door from being opeue
except when The car is at rest in front Of The door
Elevator safely is declared 10 be as important as sire
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1921-11-21
RELICS FOUND
IN The RIVER
Helmets Worn BY British in
1777 Brought Up BY
Dredge
PRESERVE THEM
AT VALLEY FORGE


Sound and as bright as the day
they were made, three brass helmets
bearing the figure of a lion and worn
by tho British grenadiors who came
up the Delaware with Admiral Lord
Howe on his flagship, the Augusta.
nearly $50 years ago. have recently
been brought up from the bottom of
the Delaware River by the dredge
Cataract The find is considered by
experts to be the most interesting
Of any historic relies of the early
days OF the nation discovered in re-
cent years.
The helmets were dug up a short
distance below the mouth Of the
Sehulykill. at point Approximately
opposite tho present site OF Fort
Mifflin. Besides the helmets there
was found enough wreckago to iden-
tlfy It as coming from the British
sloop of war Merlin. carrying rs
eune. which was set on fire and SUM,
October %, 1777. i'm an attack from
Fort Mud, during which hot cannon
balls were used under the direction,
OF General George Smith. comman
der of the American forces The hot
shot caused her magazine to explode
and blow the ship apart.
The British. at one time. were
pushing towards Philadelphia. where
it had been reported treason
movement was In progress. Admiral
Howe after being repulsed. joined
his brother, Lord Howe. but before
leaving he destroyed Fort Mud.
The helmets have been presented
by Major L. T.. Lyons. United Slater
engineer in charge Of Delaware
River improvements to the Valley
Forge Historical Society.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1921-11-21
Communism s Failure
Lenines Admission of Defeat on the Economic Front
(From The Manch ester Guardian)

Two Communist papers. the Ber-
lin "Novy Pont" and the Riga
Navy Mir" publish extracts from a
speech delivered by Lenine on Oc-
tober II at the Pan-Russian Con-
gross OF Committees for Political
Education, at Moscow, in which the
complete failure Of the Russian
Communist experiment is frankly
avowed
Lenine said that his hearers could
not but remark the sudden change
in tho economic policy OF the Soviets
and tho Communist party, which now
included more elements Of the old
economic system than had hitherto
been the case. The reason for the
change was that their economic
policy during the first period aBsum-
ed the possibility of passing directly
from the old economic system 10 the
state control OF production and 10
distribution on a Communist basis
Yet they would remember that boz
fore the Communists came into pow
or. and even Immediately after tho
establishment Of the Soviet Republic,
they had been much more prudent
than they wore In 1918 and 1920.
For example. at the end or April.
1918 the Central Committee Of the
party insisted in q circular on the
necessity OF compromising with the
peasants and OF leaving room for
state capitalism and for individual
responsibility in management.
They had been obliged. Lenine
said TO wage civil war until 1920.
and he continues
Under the influence OF this
state OF things and OF the des-
perate situation In which the re-
public then was, under the influ-
encc Of other circumstances OF
which this Is not tho time to speak.
we made q blundcr; we decided
to pass Immediately to Commun-
ist production and distribution.
We thought that the peasants
would supply us with bread, thanks
to the system OF Communicating;
that this bread would then be dis
tributed in the factories and work.
shops. and VIC should thus arrive
at Communist production and dis
tribution. 7 will not say that this
plan was well conceived. but in
any case this is how we acted;
unhappily that is a fact say
'unhappily' since the experience
very short no doubt. has shown
the error OF our conception. which
was in contradiction with What
we had previously said about the
necessity OF passing from capital
ism TO communism by a period OF
socialist regulation and control
without which It is impossible e
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1921-11-21
With the Photographers

The less money we pay in the form Of taxes the more
money Me have for business and money FOR Business
means Joss unsmpleyment.-Niilwa Sentinel
n bers Is ANYTHING else the people Of North Dakota can
do 10 the Nonartsan League all that is necessary that
a be pointed out TO them and they may be trusted TO turn
the trick And Mus endeth another decentralization star
NJ BRAND says HAT during The conference The French
viii listen rather than talk This may well be The old
idea Of Frenchmsn as a volatile, eXclabe. volube per
son pouring words at The rate 81 thousand second
has been pretty well eSploded.-0hcago Daily News
New Jersey provides example Of speedy justice that
II followed generally might have a beneficial effect in
diminishing crime. TWO men held IN and robbed the
cashier OF tile plant OF COO Later in the day one of
the men captured. IT, was taken into court and
! winin forty-eieht hours the robbery commit
tcd had been sentenced o. nfeen wears and WAS hh
ms way to prison. The 81 number az crimes commit
ea certainly offers proof that Improvement in both nos
sih and Desirable The Jersey speed is to be commende
Il ~ ue right course 10 be pursued when the cprs are
- IN custody-Poughkeepsie Esge-Newk