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Evening star., 1921-03-27

RENT YOUR TYPEWRITER from the Rem
ington Typewriter Company. Complete salts
faction and service guaranteed; "A to $S per
month: SO to $12 for three months. Reming-
ton Typewriter Company, 1340 New York ave.
NV. Phone Main 1913.
CORONA TYPEWRITER-IAst years model;
good as new; $40. Apt. o. 1717 2Oth st.
UNDERWOOD-20inch carriage. new. cost
$50; will take 500: owner discontinued busi-
ness. Line. 6411J.
TYPEW WRITER-'Noisele two months old /;
perfect condition; cheap for cash. Apartment
2O1. the Wellington. 18th and Park road. Co
lumbia 1892. 2Ss
TYPEWRITER. Underwood No. s: practically
new. Apply Room 800 Jenifer building. 2s
AMERICAN TYPEWRITER CO..
1881 East Capitol ct. Rent, SELL repair and
buy all makes. Open evening". Line. 1881.
WE RENT AND SELL.
Underwoods. Remingt gtohs Royals, Smitha
500 sheets typewriter paper, $1.0O.
General Typewriter Co. 618 18th ct. nv.
UNDERWOOD rypewxters for rent. a and $5
per month; three months. $40. in advance. sos
East Capitol st. Line. 81 Open evening".
TYPEWRITER Rental Service. 20e1 LIST st.
nv. North 1884. Underwood. l.. G. g.. Rem.
{ mo-; mos. in adv. $10.tO: mos. SIS
will pay $3.50 for late model Underworld.
THE REBuTLT TYPEWRITER Co. INC
Sell, rent and repair typewriters.
ut 18th NV. Phone n 66A.
Evening star., 1921-03-27

HNALTH, SUCCESS, THROUGH PsYCHoI-
or: free Write Dr. Jerpmany, SO9 14th st.
NV. Physical and mental treatments In
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FOR SALE-MISCELLANEOUS.


ARMY AND NAVY GOODS
SACRIFICED.
spss,i.l,mU. p,!.,. g. g. tes. s,S 2sc poucs ID.
APPAREL. ETC.
Reclaimed o. D. WOO, shirts. -.
Reclaimed o. D. wool breeches. 81.
Reclaimed o. d. wool blouses. 81.
Reclaimed o. D. wool overcoats, %.
Reclaimed Canadian overcosts: ss5o.
Reclaimed Army raincogts. 81.
Officers new mackinaws. $3.50.
Reclaimed leather jenkins. s..
New o. ID. WOO! pants. $40.
onicers' new raincoats. 81 95&
Officers moeskin coats. S12. 50.
New O. d. wool sweaters, s. 95.
Reclaimed rubber boots. $225.
New khaki pants, $3
Army wool socks. 3 for 81.
Army khaki socks. 19c.
New hob-nailed shoes. $3.50.
Reclaimed khaki unionalis. 81
Reclaimed wool shirts. 75c.
Reclaimed wool drawers, 75c.
Cotton-filled comforts. $1.2o.
Reclaimed blankets, s..
Steel cots, IS. 90.
Slk-hoss mattress. $50.
Suk-noss pillows. 75c.
NEW o. D. WOOL
BLANKETS, $4.1o.
NEW ARMY AND NAVY
SHOES, $5.45.
WASHINGTON SALVAGE
COMPANY.
e33 9Th st NV.
SOS-5 10th at. NV.
1913 q st. ". Oath and u.
8062 n at. NV. lGeorgetownb.
DEALERS refrigerator. 4,sxs; cost $3.50
Price, SIS. Col. 7o9s-W. g'
DESK. chair. Typewriter: bargain. 759 Nun.
Evening star., 1921-03-27

EMPLOYMENT OFFICE and decorative art
business for sale; established Is years: suit
able for lady or man: exceptionally well To-
Gated in NV. business section Price 50 OOO
Address Box 19-E. Star Office
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AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE, ETC.
C0nftnnAA

- SatU
f. T. WRIGHT AUTO Co.
1875 III NV.
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WANT TO HEAR from owner having business
Tor sale John J BLACK. Chippewa Falls, Wis
S10.OO-Lunchroom with IA rooms long lease,
low rent
$a5oo-Lunchroom with 8 rooms, low rent,
lease.
S.oOo-Csfeteria with spts, in business
section: low rent; Lease.
$1S, UO-Co0 fectionery and soda fountain. Ioov
lease; low rent.
$s.oOoConfectionery and deIicatessen near
18th and SITS; long lease
$G.30--t confectionery and soda fountain: low
Hont; lease.
Observation-Disclosures and soda fountain. e.r
stop; low rent; lease.
observation-disclosures and soda forutsIn- COZ,
ner store, with rooms lease
sA.uU-Deiicatessen and soda fountain; cor
ner store. with ) rooms; low rent.
observation-disclosures and soda fountain: car
stop; with 3 rooms: low rent; lease
d2Oo-'iroceries. meats and provisions; near
Nj Pleasant: low rent; lease.
VIM. L. Bumer
Ask for Geo. J. Ohanides 1874 18th st nv
GoOD-PAffNG lunchroom business; mus, he
sold at once; price right. 24 7th s.w Is.
GENTS FURNISHINGS and cigar st,3d For
Evening star., 1921-03-27

CHEVY CHASE LAKE.
Concessions for Rent.
b Leased separately.
WAsHINGTON AMUSEMENT Co,
10e kellogg bldg. 1416 St nv,
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
WHEREIN YE EDITOR
 PROVES A SPORT
We Weren't Going to Print This,
 But What Can We Do?
East Berlin. Conn.
 February 10. 1921.
Editor of The Herald"
 New Britain, Conn.

Editor of The Herald
 New Britain. Conn.
 Dear Sir:-The writer has been a subscriber to your paper for some years and consequently was somewhat surprised when my first and only re- quest for publication of a harmless little article was ignored.
 On Tuesday, February Sth. I wrote to you enclosing and ;.Sking that you . publish a little article on the East Berlin reporter. MT. Vernon Read. As you no doubt know, MT. Read puts in a little write-up if a person hap pens to much as cross the street here in East Berlin and, of course. if anyone wants to "get anything on him." so to speak. it must necessar- ily be sent directly to The Herald" office. That is why I wrote to you asking you to publish my article rather than sending 1t in through Read, for it is only natural to sup pose that ho would not havo 1t printed.
 am again enclosing a copy of this write-up hoping that you will relen, and permit it to be printed. I might add for your information that this article is founded absolutely on the truth for, although 1t is not as yet generally known, MT. Read locked himself in his handcuffs on the last train from Berlin Saturday night and. after straining. pounding and ham, mering in every way imaginable. he finally went to bed at 3 o'clock Sun day morning, wearing the handcuffs. Why don't you ask him to show you his bruised wrists the next time he is in your office?
 suppose you may think 1t strange that I am going to so much trouble over a little matter like this hut. In exclamation, I will say that MT. Read, a week or two ago. had published the fact that I won a biscuit eating con- test after successfully disposlng or 9Ib biscuits. Now, I am only an or dtnarv person-thc~e is nothing su- Derhuman about ne whatsoever, and I would ask you :n uIl fairness if it is even sensible (to say nothing about prohable) to accuse D %oung girl or Corma ndiZing to that extent have been "kidded" and "jollicd' about it until I don't believe I ever want to see another biscuit but please don't think I'm sore about 1t for l took 1t in the spirit that 1t was intended, even though 1t was absolutely, false. So. just to even up matters httie, '''"n't vom please publish the enclosed
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
THE POLITICIAN.

The politician K man who prob ably smoked cigarettes too early in life. else he would have become d stutcanan His hands arc rough. not from manual labor which he ahhors cNrcpt when making speeches at clcc- ton time. but from hts habit of slap ping people on tho back
 The politician k democratic in n non partisan sense. He loves the WUrkiugman unless he is talking to d capitalist whom he louthcs when con- NcranE with the former. He has no uSe for theories unless he wishes 10 Cnmoutlag" some hlundcr of his party; h, ts essentially practical except N hen discussing with n skilled ac- ,nuntant Of inc opposing party tho budget prepared by his own cOnstitu cnts.
 The politician loves babies. knows many by thcir first names and lauds family life He k able. however. to discover tho peculiar quality in d W"map to whom he is talking which makes hrr the exception to the rule. amt which nts her for public llfe-if su" tS an ardont women's rights ad- vocatv.
 The politicians interests are so broad that details are so obnoxious to hum he will not discuss them; his Jack of schooling IS covered cleverly by silence in the presence of the cd ucutcd; his crudltion exalted by much speech in tho presence of the ignor- ant
 Tho politician believes thoroughly that "IIonosty Is the best Policy" with the mental rcscrvation-"If there Is the slightest danger of ones being found out"
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
MAIN STREET.
(FrOm N. Y. Tribunel.

 (With apologies to the dim memory of a half-forgotten old song). I admit l am not Main Street fan. I don't love to read how a Main Street
 man In his Main Street home with his
 Main Street wife Took Main Street outlook on his
 Main Street life. At his Main Street table ate his Main
 Street meals; In his Main Street office made his,
 Main Street deals; Telling Main Street stories. cracking
 Main Street jokes At the Main Street parties of the Main
 Street folks While his Main street wife thinking
 Main Street gay, Tried to uplift Main street in her
 Main Street way; And the Main Street neighbors. with
 their Main Street souls, Went on blindly burrowing like Main
 Street moles. Now. tfe Main Street workings of
 the Main Street mind May be- quite enthralling to the Main
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

cnccs with unskilcd labor in order that the matter of cuts in wages may be brought before the Labor Board. At the hearing yesterday the roads argued that if the present rules were abolished Il saving of $3OO. .OOO. GOO would result.
 Any denial of d plea by railroad ex- ccutives is considered a victory by workers. In the present case the rul- ing may quite properly please them. If the abroEation of the agreements and the abolishing Of the present restrictive measures would save the roads such a vast sum, there would como from such action little nourishmcnt to the rail road worker.
 The difficulty that seems great at present is that the Federal Board. while having Jurisdiction over the mat ter of wages. has decided that the financing of the railroads and pro- visions pertaining thereto, comes with in the Jurisdiction of the Interstate Commerce Commission. Until the de- cisions of each of these bodies dove tail. there will be much trouble in do- ing the right thing by the roads and the men.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
JEST RUMINATIN'."
 (Ruh.rt RuSSelll

Tonight the boys will give n ball: the Eddy Glover Post of that great Legion which has fought an won. will he the host The "Euddy'' an the "DOughboy" will he there: they'lI take n chance: they'll prove that war ain't all they know--thcy'l prove it in the dance. It's quite II distance from tho fields O France to dnnCin' halls; there's quite Il difference between this ball an cannon balls; the heart don't throb in peaceful times jest as it heats in war-hut every body's heard this stuff a lot O times before. The point that rum inattn' pipe O mine would like to make is here's d chance to show those boys the interest we take in what they're doin' now. at home-their work an their suCcess. jest as we watched their doin's in that European mess. We ought to show we ain't forgot: thcy'n always hold the place they won in keepin' from our shores a con- quorcd lands disgrace. Thcre'l he frivolity an fun at that big dance tonight-but should our country call those boys they're ready. now. to fight.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
About Daylight Saving.

EditOr:-
 Would like to say a few things in regard to the daylight saving.
 What Is to be gained by adopting this time now. War is over and 1t isn't necessary to turn things upside down again. is it? Why should the working man get out of bed at 5 o'clock and go to bed at o'clock to accommodate the chamber of com merce?
 God made standard time. We were all rnised by 1t. There were no cham bers of commerce in those good old days. no high prices and no ten-nen authority. but there was more happi- ness and no dissatisfaction then as thera iS now.
 Let the chamber of commerce get up an hour earlier if they want to, but let them let them leave the working man and his rights alone.
 I. JOHNSON.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
not responsible if the bite tho dog

not responsible if the bite the dog takes K his first.
 If the dog hnA been in the habit of biting people, he Is deemed vicious. Until tho dog takes his first bite. therefore. the owner ia not supposed to know that naturally docllc and kind animal is. In fact. vicious.
 So every dog may have his day and lads may climb to their heart s content If they arc willing to take n money payment in return for the loss of an arm. for instance.
 Hut. boys. IL is better not to run these risks.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

Nil ..S wei take d lilNl nome, some other hold-up man will get your wad if you walk.
 Fash !onable young men are now wearing corsets,, and we may yet sec the Ted in teddies.
 There is one redeeming feature about bo bDed halr. You know it Is all fastened at one end.
 Your benedict is not so eager to go out for a lark after he has been visited v a stork.
 Oncc in while you find q man who saved enough for his 1920 earn nings to pay the income tax.
 If Mir Harding doesn't stop saying nice thinHs about Dixie, somebody will bo complaining that the South is in the saddle.
 The campaign to end wars is being prosecuted by General Taxation.
 The more one studies the perVersity and distrust of nations, the moro clearly he understands the Flood.
 And why. pray. are other people kept in asylums for the queer while devotees of futurist art walg abroad?
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

We have but little knowledge or "Whcrefore" and of Why; Tom Edison says units Of which we're made nc'cr die. Sir Oliver has logic That tells us of the land Where spirits talk to humans And lies are contraband. old Wells says we were fishes And things you can't pronounce. But this we know for certain We buy things by the ounce. Wed know why we've been stuck so From August to July
 Let scientists consider
 IAfe's "Wherefore" and life's Why.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
EDISON ON SUCCESS.

When Thomas A. Edison was asked tho other day to state rules for suc- cess for young men starting in busl- ness he said:
 "t cant give any advice on this subject If young man has reached twonty-one and Is dead mentally. no amount of alvicc. example or expert cnc6 will ever change him in the slightest. If bctwcen twelve and six teen he can be interested in n sub teCt nnd become enthusiastic he will become high type Of man. If not. his mental machinery will atrophy gradually and he will be mental dead one"
 At first sight of these words one is inclined to think Immediately of Dr. OsIcr and his statement that a man over forty years Of age will never accomplish anything and should be thHt effect.
 Iiut our admiration for the famous inventor and our belief that there must be some truth back of any state mcnt he may make, impels us to look deeper into his remarks.
 Mir. Edison was thinking. undoubt- cdly. of the young man who does not spend hts youth in college. IL Is quite impossible to conceive that he would sa, the young man who has displayed no especial interest in anything save athletics. perhaps, as he passed through his college course was mem tally a dead one"
 That Is one of the disadvantages of n college course which it is believed. does not dctract enough from it's value to make tt undesirable. If man spends four years In college. being graduated nt the average ago of 22 or 23, hls period of probation may he cx- tended just that length of time. Then 1t may be said truly that If he dis plays no especial interest along some special line when he becomes 26 or 27 there Is something lacking But. he U S*tI' tih' "h''i 'i'"' "P|N'"' '''N' est does make its appearance the young man Is able to grasp IL all the better and see It's significance with all the moro force because of his college education
 Mir Edison has the splendid habit of speaking briefly. Many Of his points max not \e understood unless
 ton is given them.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

Tetrograd has almost every known form of disease except gout.
 Mary had little lamb and used it's fleece to Clothe her calf.
 Life on an American ship: Water. water everywhere. and not drop to drink.
 Very often the boy who seems to be a prodigy turns out to be d mere prodigal
 The man with the hoe has gone 10 town where he Can see the girl with the hose.
 The coal protiteer is normal. average man with an opportunity to gougc the public
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

hands. When it was learned that he had locked himself In his own hand cuffs with no prospect of release, grave and gloomy was the atmosphere o'erhanging this little town. and many hearts were sore troubled and worried, that night. lest the hitherto undreaded night raiders, in whom Read has always instilled greav fear, might become cognizant of the un- protected state of our community.
 It Is indeed a pleasure to announce that our citizens may once more seek sweet repose without misgivinGs of any sort, for our little sheriff" Is again in possession of all his keen faculties and is ready to challenge and vanquish any disturbers of our Quietude.
 Ed. Note: It so happens that MT. Read resigned from active reporting on .'The Herald" some time ago. Hon. est, we are sorry about the biscuits.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
FACTS AND FANCIES
By ROBERT CULLEN

We trust MT. Harding's makeup will work when he tries to recouncilc the warning factions in the Senate.
 When busy man Is annoyed by people who are not. only Christian training keeps him from committing loafercide.
 Before taking a girl at her face value, observe closely to discover whether her face is counterfeit.
 In these bootleg days one swallow doesn't make q spring, but it ire quently sends one 10 a warmer climate.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

Antiques have their value. no, doubt, but one doesn't care for them when one orders boiled eggs In a restaurant.
 Once upon a time there was a man who said he could work just as well when he had a bad cold. He was an awful liar.
 It would be strange if Leonard Wood should enter the next campaign with the slogan: He kept me out of the Cabinet.
 The income tax eNempts 15 per which helps you but doesn't help charity a great deal.
 When they have perfected that de- vice to telephone to Europe, perhaps they will perfect one that will enable us to telephone across town.
 When a woman says she wouldn't marry the best man in the world. she means that the ungrateful wretch wouldn't yield to her entreaties.
 The difference between an optimist and a pessimist Is that the optimist owes money. He owes 1t to the pessi- mist.
 The prominent churchman who would take part in the labor contro- versy may aspire to make it three cornered fight between the closed shop. the open shop and the bishop.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

If man simply cant speak we'll habit by talking about himself.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

No matter how convincing a stump speaker may be may be- is asso- ciated always with any statement he makes.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

Search yourself for the clue to the mental whereabouts of the good friend you have lost.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
'NI4 GIDI'ItT.

llcn. of Eau#ls.
 end of tts year
 | court has been
 Ire have been 70
 pf htCh W''r"
 rhe adiuntrn"nts Atisfnctory tu alL
 tho ease ur tn"
 which cnsr ha0
 olnts Co the fact
 matter what htt hn for state otliCC
 Vi. was clcct"d: ere defeated. Th' |f tho Industrial guarantees labor lent hence th"tr .nalsts that the treat u success In her state as tt has ncnt's sakc. thot he tn this court icVcd that Cover D hbaolutely CorrC | It ia believed that |ceRs comes from court is new and Io attempt to bring
 capital
 4he court has been
 tn it came nd-
 ho composed it
 had before them
 equity could bo
 a provided noth-
 right" were to W. Those judges Bc They were un- instanecs by pre- hLEl to how their hey knew linti- itlorps in their not many great hotbeds of the Htate to ralao No one WIS able
 "Yohr honors did . wht not do it In  Indubtrlal court Is Dbably continue |" Q df the Kansas wed Ilt should But [. teln years hence. n fime "s it had it is to oo In would work as ,f Illinois or New ne sunflower state.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

old memcntos and old friends have practical value in their ability to help one forget old bills.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

A man never knows his value or own employer.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
25 YEARS AGO tFrom Tho Herald of That Date).

The state board of educati pn has issued catalogue on "Catal Dgue of tho State Normal Training school on It's 44th Year. 1886"
 The ire commissioners arc trying
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

You may he sure that the man who tells fortunes for a living is try ing to make his.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

There are plenty Of reformers and plenty of things in need of reforma- ton; the trick Is to get them proper ly paired off.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

The spirit of John BarIeycorn, de- ceased. seems to prove the theory that spirits do communicate with the living.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

No man has a right to go begging If his leg has been amputated-pro- viding it was the right" leg.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
|uMANIry.

|e a perfect right to |ere tho climbing ia |nited States Circuit decided yesterday. e judicial notice, ns ropensity of small nd should not con hat are apt to tempt tn this sort Of fun \ them. Tt is natural. not be a boy If he bat desire to mount |whta.
 NVas the result of q recoyer damages to climbed u tempting ed by m electric prod his arm which ntod. A verdict to waa given and aus- Decn an adult. old ate the danger he nbing to this point
 Electric apparatus
 Fe run. he would
 a guilty of con
 and would have
 cf course. The
 thaf/a mnn
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
] Al rIrrnInIInn

hlonAI organization hpnmra antl adNsr-
 honest .Alysis of |reuIat.l,a statistics N utIlt Thth insufrs lmutl tn nUWnt,ap"f both national and
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

Retrograd has almost every known form of disease except Gout.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
-s.t.a prsa..

xcIunivety entitled
 eAtton of all news |oahurwlar credited p local news pub
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

Nil ... wei take taxi home, some other hold-up man will get your wad if you walk.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

sttatnK medium In books and press msi vmrtlseTs
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

Once upon a time there was a mal who said he could work just as wei when he had a bad cold. He was a awful liar.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

Fashionable young men are now wearing corsets., and we may yet sec the Ted in teddies.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

It would be strange if Leonar Wood should enter the next campaiG with the slogan: He kept me out ( the Cabinet.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

Mary had little lamb and use it's fleece to clothe her calf.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11

There is one redeeming featu about bo bDed hair. You know it Is ! fastened at one end.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
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New Britain ntter.
New Britain herald., 1921-02-11
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The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1921-01-06
AROUND THE COUNTY

NOME-Indignant and dissatisfied
patrons Of the Sheyenne Valley Light
and Power Co., of Valley City, met
here Wednesday to discuss the pro-
posed increase in rates by the COM
pany. Resolutions were drawn up
and adopted, harshly criticising the
action of the company in asking rate
increases when it is claimed that many
commodities used by the company are
dropping in price.
KATHRYN-The Kathryn basket
ball team meets the Marion All-Stars
here Tuesday, Jan. 4. Next Friday
they will meet the fast Svea bunch
Last Tuesday the locals trimmed up
the Nome five to the tune of 81 to Is
SANBORN-Much interest concern.
ing the new Congregational church
building has been aroused. The fund
has now passed the 500 mark.
An independent quint of Sanborr
players were defeated by the Valley
City Normalonians by a score of AZ
to "a.