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Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

He has no other thought while in the ring but to win. Jimmy Dunn has taught him all the tricks that made Kilbane a star
 The lawyer who tried to frighten Judge eandis out of fat salary prob ably needs publicity.
 B. Leonard still carries a potato peeler on his knuckles.
 Perhaps Babe Ruth was too strong to play basketball
 When Pete Herman cuffed Wilde limp, the English fans stiffened up.
 The headlock. the strangle hold. the toe hold. the scissors, the wristlock- they're all in the same category of pain producers.
 The new national agreement is a great thing, but the sweetest agree ment of all is that club managers have agreed not to lambast each other with adverbs in public.
 Towel tossers don't do any business in Australia The referee is credited with knowing when fighter is all in
 The Mitchell boys have gone bach home dressed in the latest styles
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23
cRIFFIN STOPS PARKER

GLOBE, Jan. 21-Dick Grlffin or Ei Paso won a technical knockout over Smiling Parker of Globe last night in the fourth round of a scheduled 10- round bout. Although Parker fought q good battle, his oppinent's superiority in every department of the game was clearly demonstrated during the four rounds. Referee Maloney stopped the bout in the fourth to save Parker fur theT Dunishment
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23
MOORE DISQUALIFIED

NEW YORK, Jan. 22-Roy Moore of St. Paul was disqualified for fouling Packey O'Gattey of New York in the third round of a 15-round match last night The referee warned Moore sev- eral times before stopping the bout Moore weighed 123 pounds and O'Gat- tey l24l2.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

In recent hose test in Boston the water rushing through at a tremen- dous pressure resulted in the hose iE- hitting from excessive friction caused by vibration between two cotton jackets.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

. Not everyone in England is opposed .to the staging of the Dempsey Car rpentier match in Blighty. Cochran, sthe English promoter who represents sone-third of the syndicate back of the
 ..match. wants 1t.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

Kid Gleason's bidding ss0,O00 for three star players is no sign the White Sox will be strengthened before the first robin comes. The Kid did not land 'em.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

A new burglar alarm recently in- stalled in Newberg, Oregon, bank is in good working order. The vibration of an electric train passing by set it going
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

'Strangler'' Ed Lewis is no relation to the original "Strangler" Lewis. The new champs real handle is Robert Friedrich.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

There are only three ounces of ra- dium in the world today. It is valued at S3.26Q,O00 an ounce.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

z The baseball magnates have not Buried the well-known hatchet. The handle merely got too hot for 'em to hold.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

He's keen 10 have his big league trial,
 His sppetite's immense; He yearns to put the feed bag on
 At someone else's expense.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

The Atlanta Crackers drew 17 Sat urday games out of the Southern league schedule assignment.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

Speaker will lead his Indians against Lee Fohrs Browns in the opener at St.
 Louis. Coincidence!
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23
flll1Sisder1
 kI Says

Mitchell was no setup for Leonard. He was a knoekdown bargain.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23
GILBERT FIVE TO MEET WINNER OF
 CLASS 'A' LEAGUE FUR SILVER CUP

By defeating Glendale in the final game of the season the Colbert five won the championship of the Class B league and wins the right to contest the winner of the Class A league for the school basketball championship of the Salt river valley and the Arizona Republican silver loving cup.
 Fridays game resulted in 52-l6 score in favor of Gilbert, while the Tempe team lost to Florence. Last year Gilbert finished with 1000 per cent. but this year they were satisfied with 800 per cent.
 Only one member of last years team is playing with this years Colbert five, but a majority of this years team will be back in line next season giving Coach Biery a good start for the third consecutive pennant.
 The teams lined up as follows Friday
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

Substitutes: Allen, NICHOLS.
 The teams finished in the B league in the following order: Gilbert, Tempe, Florence, Glendale, Casa Grande and Chandler.
 championship will probably be played on some neutral court, preferably Mesa. The Mesa auditorium would accommodate the large crowd which will undoubtedly attend the game q Though Gilbert is not accustomed tc playing on the floor. the team will be satisfied with the Mesa court, accord ing to reports from the champions.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

Columbus Senators will break in Ranger, Texas, as a baseball training camp. A few moons ago Ranger was a mere hitching post. Oil wsS struck and the burg has 160oo people now.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23
LEFT FEARFUL

Babe earned whoppin' fortune
 And in the long ago Folks thought he was a wonder and They enVied him his dough.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23
RIGHT FEARFUL

But now his gIory's in eclipse, ~ He's enVied not a bit, For what hell pay in income tax Would make you throw fit.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

The bright, ambitious ball recruit, Fed up on pork and beans, Now yearneth to disport himself
 In sunny southern scenes.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

WuHIt
 "Bo" McMilHn prefers to keep his name free from the taint of profes- sional football "Bo" turned down flattering offer to lead the Canton Bulldogs. Baltimore fans can't bear the thought of a loser. There's no comeback to such an argument. l Carl Tremaine is a colorfuI bantam.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23
Jimmy Leads Elm
 By Good Margin

Figures on the standing of the ten leading American jockeys up to and including Dec. Il, as officially compiled, show:
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

what does every big league skipper want?
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

We'll find out more inside stuff when the games throwers" come up for trial in February. Ban Johnson has a lot of stuff on his chest yet.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

Babe Ruth challenges the guy who broke the Babe Ruth Broke" yarn to a hostile game of craps.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

What do people go to Cuba for. and
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

The Perry family is running a little opposition work to the Mitchells. Frank brother of Jack. is ready to knock off a few middleweights.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

When Pete Herman cuffed Wild limp, the English fans stiffened up.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-23

Perhaps Babe Ruth was too stronI to play basketball
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-08-31
S. NJ. el Rigodon y "Juanito Estepes"

La diosa Terpsicore, sobre la abrup-
ia roca de estos tiempos dolarinos
llora la desventura que la acosa y
espera que la suerte no sea impia
COME ella para siempre. La suave ca
dencia de los sonadores walls ha pasa-
do la historic, Y el lento compass de
las danzas Sc ka esfumado al contac-
to de estos raudos y alocados movi-
mientos que ha impuesto el voluptuo-
so Juanito Estepes, desde el alto ST.
tial que le ha deparado Su Alteza el
Erotismo.
Ante ell dolor de la diosa del bale,
nos inclinamos, y con ella sentimos
su desventura, que es la desventura
de los que aman en- ell arte, la belleza
Y la idealidad de unos movimicntos
que van invitando a entrar en- los tenn
plos llenos dc un romanticismo encan-
tador Y suggestive.
La danza, es una oracion 'dicha en-
ell altar de un alma de mujer, mien-
tras de nuestros labios salen poemas
llenos de spiritualidades galantes,
que penetran corazon adentro de esas
princesitas wateaurianas, llenas de
amorosidades.
En- tanto la fauta desgrana en- ell
ambiente su doliente queja y el vio-
lin teje su arrullo Y el piano marca
su compass Y ell contra-bajo LENA los
reconditos espacios de una danza o
de un walls, la mujer que llevamos en-
nuestros braZos como que suena en-
los misterios Y Ell los ensuenos que Sc
desprenden de las mil y una ilusiones
que llevan las almas sonadoras en- el
fondo de su Ser.
Todo este, pertenecio al pasado. Ell
violin que gimio de arte y la fauta
que suspiro de amor, Y el piano que
rumoro su oracion armonica, Sc AUS
tan un compass de grosera volup-
tuosidad que obliga aprisionar los
cuerpos flexibles con un delete su-
pra-carnal, amenizando por un compass
libre de ensueno y lleno de ambicio-
mes terrenales..
Esto, en- cuanto a la musica. En-
cuanto al refinamiento de nuestras ac-
tuales sociedades, tenemos que mani
| festar, que hemos descendido bastan-
te, hasta caer en- la mediocridad de
los ademanes Y en- 10 grotesco de los
tratamientos sociales, como puede
palparse al primer vuelo de observa-
cion que tiremos al penetrar en- los
circulos sociales.
| Hara cosa de tres cuatro meses,
fui invitado a un bale que celebraba
un centro social de una importante
ciudad nativa, tai vez la que mayor
grado de cultura posee en- la actua-
lidad, al decir de sus habitantes, y
aceptando la invitacion me dispuse a
gozar de los deleites sociales que tan
agradables son.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-08-31

Apertura:-El de Septiembre, es-
ia escuela inaugura su sexto aiio es-
collar. La Matricula estara alberta en-
los dias 1, 2 y de dicho mes.
PrOfesOradO:-Lo formaran cinco
Franciscan Sisters americanas y siete
maestras graduadas puertorriqueias.
Ensehanza:-Se ensefia la Grammar
School, el Curse Comercial complete,
M1sica, Pintura, Piano, etc.
AlumnOs:-Ninos hasta 40. grado
inclusive Y niiias para todos los gra-
dos Y asignaturas.
Media Pensi6n:-Se suministra sa-
no y nutritivb almuerzo a los alumnos
medic pensionistas que asi pasan ell
dia en- la escuela.
Internas:-Hay internado de ninas,
preferentemente pequeiias y de fuera
de San Juan, para 40 'alumnas de buen
caracter y estudiosas.
Libros:-Los de texto son identicos
los de las escuelas publicas Y pue-
den los alumnos adquirirlos en- la mis-
ma Academia Catolica, como tambien
libretas, lapices y cuanto necesiten
como escolares.
UnifOrme:-El uniforme es de dia-
rio para la asistencia a la clase Y de
gala para concurrir los demas actos
de la escuela, siendo obligatorio su
, uso complete, limpio y en- buen esta-
do. Puede adquirirse la tela en- la
Academia Cat6lica y tambien el uni
forme hecho.
PagO Mensual: - Grades bajos,
$500; grades altos, $4.OO; Comercio,
$500; Maquinilla Taquigrafia, $500;
MI1ica, Piano, Pintura, $500; AL
muerzo, 5000; Internas, $4,000; Ma
tricula, $500; graduation, $500.
Ultimo CursO:-Hubo 1896 alumnas,
de las que 40 eran medic pensionis-
tas; 30 internas y el resto externas.
Pasaron de grado $50 y recibieron Di-
ploma de comercio 10 y de 80. grado
20.
Acredita:-La Academia Catoli-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-08-31

I Tn amigo me puso Ell contacto col
varias damitas Y con un numero es
cogido de sus amistades, con quienes
habria de entrar en- relaciones ST ere
que deseaba pasar unos ratios en- ls
mayor algeria. Entire una de estas
presentaciones recuerdo como inolvids
BILE la que me hizo un joven ante una
senorita, la que van a goZar ustedes
"Amigo mio, voy tener ell gusto dc
presentarle a la senorita Margarits
de los Rios, espiritual capullito dc
nuestra elite social.
Como podran ustedes notar, hay er
este, una falta objectionable de ga
lanteria y de cortesia, va que la pre-
scntacion debe hacerse la DANA y
nunca al caballero, cual rezan los Ii
bros de urbanidad Y de cortesias. Nun
ca debe descubrirse un anciano ante
un joven, sino que por ell contrario
toca al joven descubrirse, como de-
mostracion de reverencia y respeto a
la ancianidad. Igual pauta debe OBJ
servarse tratandose de una DANA y un
caballero.
Una senorita esta bailando con un
caballero; la orquesta termina, 10 que
llaman un "merengue"; el caballero,
en- vez de seguir con la DANA pasean-
do por ell salon, la lleva un asiento,
Sc 10 brinda Y el Sc despide para reu-
nirse con sus amigos a apurar unos
"palos" "caravelianos"
Constituye este otra falta de socia-
bilidad, de las mas imperdonables, to-
da vez que es obligation del caballero
continuar paseandose por el salon con
la DANA hasta en- tanto vuelva la or
questa a ejecutar los merengues que
faltan para terminarse ell bailable; y
case que ambos Sc encuentren cansa-
dos, es obligation del caballero bus
car dos asientos, brindar uno a la da-
ma ocupar el el otro, continuando
la conversation que ha de eXtenderse
sobrc un tema galante exclusive de
un sitio social como el que Sc ocupa.
Esto, palpablemente, demueatra un
profundo conocimiento de la sociabi-
lidad, al mismo tempo que expone Ia
educacion solida del caballero, en- cues
tiones sociales.'
En- el mismo salon: Una Srta. Sc ha-
LA conversanGo con una amiga sobre
cuestiones femeninas: celos, ambicio-
mes, anhelos, fruslerias. :, I'm joven
Sc acerca a elias, sin pedir permiso v
dice una de elias: "Rosita, esta que
viene, la vamos bailar til Y yo, 81 no
la tienes con tn pestillo'.
Esto, aun cuando haya una CONTAIN
"a ilimitada entire ambos jovenes, es
una falta de cortesia objectionable,
que demuestra un desconocimiento abb
soluto de las reglas sociales que hay
que observar en- estos sitios. La con-
fianza ilinitada no nos autoriZa pa
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-08-31
ACADEMIA CATOLICA
Curse de 1921 1922

ca esta reconocida por ell Departamen-
! to de instruction en- visitas conse-
cutivas, la Ultima de las cuales tuvo
efecto en- JUNO lltimo por el Inspec-
tor general D G. Selles Sola, y goza
de gran predicamente ante los padres
de familias, que de ano en- ano la IA
vorecen mas.
Maquinilla Taquigrafia:-Para
atender la creciente demanda de ms
cripcion Comercial, la Academia Ca
tolica establece clases especiales de
Maquinilla v Taquigrafia, desde las 2
de la tarde en- adelante, para turnos
de 20 alumnas, que trabajaran por es-
pacio de dos horas. A estas classes
especiales podran asistir las alumnas
del 7 y grades mas adelantadas y
cuantas senoritas no alumnas de la
Academia Cat0lica 10 solicitor.
Religion y Moral:-En punto Re-
ligi6n y Moral, este plantel de ense-
nanza NADIA deja que desear, sin me-
noscabo ninguno del adelantamiento
de los alumnos, segIn es notorio Y
publico. Su lena, que constante-
mente propende, es Virtus ct scientia.
sea: virtud y ciencia, piedad y es-
tudio, moralidad ilustracion.
Situaci6n:-Es la mejor de San
Juan para escuela, al lado de Ia ca
lie por donde pasa todo el movimien-
to y delante de una plaza casi exclu-
sivamente escolar; el edificio es nue.
vo, de cuatro pisos, con 10 salones
inundados de luz y de aire y perfec-
tamente equipados.
InfOrmes:-La direction postal es
P. o. Box 1886.
La telefonica es No. 1859.
La local Plaza Salvador Brau.
Cuantos datos necesite Sc lie faci-
litaran rapidamente.
San Juan, P. R., Julio 20 de 1921.
Antonio del Castillo, O. M. Cap.
Pdrroco de San Francisco.
Advt.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-08-31

Por sus facilidades en- ell manejo; pOr
mas visible de tOdas: Ia Maquina de
bres; con Ia FEDERAL VISIBLE 30
m6yiI. entire las ciudades; con el te-
egrafo inhalambricO entire los hOm.
scort6 el tempo para resolver 10 ope.
Con el vapor se han acortsdo las dis.
tancias entire los paises; con el auto.
gu mecanismO cientifico; por ser 10
Sumar FEDERAL
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-08-31
Sc ARROJO AL MAR

En- la maiiana del dfa 26 de los CO.
rrientes comuni6 el Hon. ComisiOpado
de Sanidad Municipal que Ia asilada
enc el Hospital 1'ubcrculoso de la Per-
la, Enriqueta Bonet Sc habfa arrojado
al mar, escapandose por una de las
ventanas de su caseta. Sc orden6 su
entierro inmediatamente, por tratarse
de un case contagioso.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-08-31
REsrR1Apos cAusAN DoLoR

DE CABEZA. LAXATIVO BROMO
QUININA desvia la sausa, curando
tambien La Grippe, Influenza, Paludis-
mo Fiebres Solo ha un "BROMO
QUININA" La firma de E. w.
GROVE viene con cada cajita. M.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-08-31

En- tana10 de 20 O mas pulgadds
Por sola inserci6n, la pulgada. 80. 5000
pOr dos inserciOnes la pulgada. O.23
Por tres insercones, la pulgada. ....... 0.2O
Por cuatro insercOncs Elas, la pulgada 0.l3 p
En- tamaH0 n,enOr dc 20 pulgddas.
Ior una soa inserci6n, la pulgada. $3.50
por dos nsercOnes, la pulgada O.4O
I'or tres insercones, la pulgadl. O.3O
Por nsercones, o mas la pnlgadae. Olo
Anuncios posici6n determinads
10 por 100 de recargo.
RccIUm0s: s
Por una pulgada, insercones. ~. $1.O0@
lor id i'll. L. insercones. ....... Its
l'Or i'll i'll. mes ............ 300
Pdginas cspcciolcs:
En- la. pag, cada pulgada, por insercion $1.25
Eli "a. pag., cada pul sada, por insercion 05O
En 4a. pag, cada pul gadl, por insercion O2as
Anllncios, plr!c superior. La. l,ig., pgda. zoo
I'd. al centro la. pag., pgla. 1.5O
Seccion coinercial | pgda. por insercion 0.3O
ProfcsionaicS:
Tor cada pulgada, durane IN mes.... $500
Edictos:
l'or cada pllsa,a. ............. $O.15
COmHnicadOs:'
la inea /, ulrl colunila. .....s.. 1850. 1910
Arisos dc NabusiG r'r
Lii l:iicl a tina coi n! A .....s..,..... $O.07
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-07
FARMER BELIEVED
HIS Time HAD COME
Grifiis Was So Weak He Could
Hardly Walk-Has Fully Re-
covered Health

s'Tanlac has helped me so much
that | made this trip to town es-
pecially to get some of the medicine
for my wife," said H. o. Griffis, a
well-known farmer of Glenwood,s w.
Va. while in Huntington recently.
lone bottle of this medicine has
already made me feel like a new
man. For months everything ate
soured on my stomach and / suffered
so much from gas at times that
thought my time had come. l used
to have dizzy spells, too, and had to
give up horsebackriding, and l got
so weak / couldn't walk from the
house to the fields without having to
stop to rest.
'T commenced to feel better al,
most from the first dose of Tanlac
/ have a big appetite now and ev-
erything / eat agrees with me. My
other troubles have lost their grip
too. In my opinion, when it comes
to stomach trouble Tanlac is the
King Bee among medicines"
Tanlac and Tanlac Vegetable Pills
are sold by all leading drug stores.
(adv)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-07
Health Brings Beauty
Every Woman Should Read This

Bankston, Ala. -'T had been down
with trouble of feminine character for
q good many years. took medicine from
different doctors, but it did not do me
any good. Then 1 heard of DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription and ordered some
of this medicine. l took siT dollars
worth of it and would not take sirty
for the good it did me. l surely can praise
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. /
don't intend to be without it in my home
as long as can get it. I would advise
every woman that is bothered with
trouble from which women suffer, to use
this Prescription. Mrs. Williamson,
Route 2. go
Get this Prescription Of Dr.. Pierce's IN
tablets or liquid and see how quickly you
viii have sparkling eyes, q clear skin and
vim, vigor, vitality. Write DR.. Pierce's
Invalids Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y, for free
medical advice.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-07
HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS TO OBJ
SERVE COLUMBUS DAY

The two hundred and thirty mem
bers of the History Department at
Paris High School will observe Co.
lumbus Day with a parade. The
celebration will not only honor Co.
lumbus as the discoverer of Amer
lea, but it will also emphasize the
preceding period and will show the
effect of the discovery upon the
world Two of the features will be
deliberately decorated floats and rep
reservations of famous historical
characters. The parade will start
from the school building Wednes-
day morning, October IL, at 1880
and will proceed to Main street.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-07

Prescription blank, prescription
blank,
You interest the chronic tank,
The doctor, if he'd only care
What joy the doctor could write
there.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-07
Mattresses Rernade

We take your old mattress, rem
ovate it and put on new tick which
makes it as good as new. Give us a
trial. We will call for and return
same.
Call Cumb. Phone 1912.
PARIS BEDDING co.
(aug19-tf)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-07

Presidents Who Served Two Terms.
The first president to serve eight
years was Jefferson, Who was fol-
lowed In turn by Madison and Monroe,
eight years each. Then came John
Quincy Adams, who had one term only
He was followed by Jackson with two
full terms, ending in 1887. Then came
a break of 40 years, until 1877, before
President Grant retired after eight
years occupancy Of the White House.
Cleveland served eight gears, 1888
and 1893-97. but his two terms were
interrupted by that of Benjamin Har'
rlson, 1SS9-93.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-07
A Great .4eap Of small Sticks.

y 1TCdt tfSdP VI SfIf1ff 0ts~NSs
to the understanding Of authors, if II
be made too long or exquisite to the
learner, it in "a manner mOrtlfleth his
courage. AnG by the time he cometh
to the most sweet and pleasant read
ing of old authors, the spark of fer
vent desire of learning is extinct with
the burden of grammar like as little
fire is soon quenched with a great
heap of small sticks; so that it can
never come to the principal logs
where il should long burn in a great
pleasant fire.-Sir Thomas ElyOt, "The
Governor" (153D.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-10-07
EDITORIAL FILINGS
Pot Shots At This, That And The
Other By The News Pen
Gil Pusher.

Prescription blank, prescription
blank,
You interest the chronic tank,
The doctor, if he'd only care
What joy the doctor could write
there.
Prof. Wentz, of Chicago, who saws
nine women out of ten are hOmely,
makes noise like a husband too
henpecked to dare give nine women
their DUE
By the time the Arbuckle case
reaches the court trial stage the
chief witnesses should be able to re-
member very little of what they
knew so much about in the begin
ming.
While the nations were talking
about disarmament, nobody thought
anything about disarming Cupid, the
sly little guy who goes around
| causing two people to starve where
only one starved before,
A Paris man says he never smOk-
ed cigar until he was seventy years
old. Opinion will be divided as to
whether that's why he lived till he
was seventy years old or that's why
he didn't begin to live until he was
[ seventy years old.
There is enough Joy in the song
| of one hooking bird to teach all hui
| manity that life should he filled
with happiness and cheerfulneSS.
The song Of the happy canary,
| though his music floats from behind
prison bars, should teach us that our
grOuches and pessimism are mostly
imaginary.
Iowa claims to have a rooster that
lays eggs. Suppose the bloomin'
chump got so accustomed to advertis-
ing for some hens that did not come
up to the specifications that he had
to make good himself. THE NEWS
always tries to make good, but we
can not promise to lay an egg for
you.
The reception given Fatty Ar
buckle upon his return to Los Ange-
les from San Francisco, where he had
been held on charge of manslaugh-
ter in a case that has shocked the
moral sense of the country indi-
Gates that the ultimate depth to
which prurient-minded women, vic
Tins of maurlin sentimentality
compounded of depravity, may de-
Scend.
According to Uncle Dick" Moore,
of the Paris fire department, Patrol
man Geo M. Hill is the owner of the
most wonderful weapon on earth,
Lueger automatic pistol that is fear
fully and wonderfully made Dick
says the officials life protector is
equipped with grease cups, piston
rods and other intricate machinery
just like one of the l.. e MS big
hog engines, and that Patrolman
Hill is considering advertising for
bids for supplying cup greases for
Oiling the formidable weapon
Paris has a number of firetraps
within its corporate limits that are
serious menace to surrounding
property. The difference between a
bear trap and firetrap is that some
times the bear gets away, but the
firetrap always catches somebody.
Then a firetrap is like a visiting
| mOther-in-law-you can't tell how
long she's going to remain or how
soon she might flare up over the
least little friction Then again,
building fretrap is like winking at
an old mald-it'S not only foolish,
but there's no telling how serious