The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-06-03

the Banker Stillman and his wire
well as the Indain guide and Mrs. Lee
prosecuted to the full extent of tn
law for dultery?-Roberts idaho
Sentinel.
Surprising "Big Bill" Haywood ha
gone to Russia. It's certainty tina
he will not be missed in this countr,
excepting 1t is by some of the "reds'
who were always looking for a job Of
dynamiting. OF course he should have
paid his penal servitude debt with wal
tax added.-Gunnision (Utah) News
Editor Herald II write TO ask II
it Is absolutely true that G.. A. Nick
erson has set rooster, planted his
potatoes broadcast. and set onions
with the potatoes to make the pota-
toes, eyes water in order to get
by without having to irrigate? Please
advise anxious inquirer.-Star Qdaho)
Courier
When the coy maiden marries a sin
uer TO change him she Immediately
stars her campaign with demand for
HlI Of his Kimberly Qdaho)
Tribune.
People drowsy with the wine of dis
~ord oft times pronounce a verdict on
public questions which they reverse
I'm their more calm and deliberate
moments.-Kimberly Qdaho) Tribune
There &c still one woman who can
make us love her whether she wears
short shirts or not. and that is the
Indy on the American dollar.-Wendell
<Idaho) Irrigationlst
Fishing for suckers is the simplest
th'hg IN The world. Merely advertise
something for nothing and let nature
tare it's course.-WendeIl Qdaho) Irri
gationist.
They've picked man named Rush
TO U. s. postal inspector. and in this
ca Sc we hope there is something in a
name.-Smlthfield (Utah) Sentinel.
Uncle Sam said he wanted nothing !
when he entered the war. and It be- |
gins TO look like that is what he's go |
Ing to get.-Smithfield (Utah) Senti-
mel.
Our idea of another great inven-
tion would be the perfecting of a breed
OF chickens that didn't know how to
scratch up garden.-Layton (Utah)
News.
There was another earthquake in
Los Angels last week but II did very
little damage With so many movie
queens It takes more than an earth
quake to shock that town.-Layton
<Utah) News
We don't know what Ireland is do
ing TO Johnny Bull but we read
enough In the papers to know she
isn't making love to Layton
(Utah) News.
1t is reported that Obregon is con
templating paying the debts of Mex
Eco. If he discovers how II can be
done he might pass on the receipt to
the Huns-Beaver Co. (Utah) News.
It's not your position that counts
50 much as the way you regard your
work. A good bricklayer who finishes
n days work he can be proud of Is
porbably lot happier than a financier
whose business methods won't bear
the light Of day-Ephraim (Utah)
Every blue Sunday law that is en- .
forced makes another small army of |
with hands in the taxpayers
and far sighted person
will start crusade to give US less
more liberty and fewer
public parasites.-Caldwell Idaho) !
Tribune
We editors are at heart a truthful
bunch Of fellows. And yet when
death overtakes so51e skate we have 7
to pay glowing tributes TO his virtues =
when we know darned well he is shak- q
Ing hands with the devil.-Idaho En- S
terprise f
1.-THE modern and successful coun- a
try merchant is he who makes friends b
ri the producers and takes an active 4
and constructive interest in the agri- S
rulurist's welfare "--Payette ,Qdabol v
y