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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
ADMITS HURL|NG
ACID ON HUSBAND
Charge of Murder is Made
Against Widow of Prominent
Akron, Ohio, Business Man,
Following Long Confession
Yesterday.
(By Associated Press. ]

Akron, O., Sept. 23.--Mrs. Minnie
L. Derr, AZ, was in the Peoples Hospi
tai Friday, suffering from a nervous
collapse following her sensational
confession to the throwing of acid
into the face of her husband. Calvin
r. Derr, Akron business man, who
died from inhaling the poisonous
fumes.
i charge OF murder was entered
against her on the police court dock
ct and Prosecutor A. D. Doyle today
was preparing for her arraignment
as soon as doctors permitted her to
be taken from the hospital.
Mrs Derr; arrested in her room at
her home following funeral services
over her husbands body yesterday az
ternoon, broke down under question
ing last night and shrrieked: Eyes,
threw It."
"Oh, God-I didn't mean to, kill him,
II didn't want to xii him.
She moaned and then fell in faint
on the floor.
In an adjoining room her four chill
aFep heard !. &c Hl|Ia|I
eu flIe c6Ilfessidf. Three uf them had
refused to believe their mother was
guilty. The fourth, Harry age 20
years. smiled grimly.
"Dont blame my mother for cutting
the telephone wires and locking the
door OF my ROOM" she told officers
following the confession. II did that
hut | never would have told. no mat
ter hod much | might have been tor.
tured..
A home made unhappy through the
husbands attentions 10 other women
was the cause for her act, according
ot the confession.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
SERIES Will. DETERMINE
PENNANT WINNER OF 1921

New York. Sept 2s.--Tris Speak.
er's Cleveland Indians are here to-
day for thu final four games OF the
season with the Yankees in which 1t
Is believed that the 1891 pennant race
win be decided
The reserved seat sections nd the
Polo. grounds have all been sold ont
for the series, Experts estimate that
close 10 one hundred and fisty thou
sand fans will see the four games
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
MURDERER OF MOTHER s.
GETS LIFE TERN ON FARM

Bonneville. Ind. Sept. 40 William
DenendolI. seventeen years old boy.
was found guilty today for the murder
of his seventy year old mother.
The jury fixed his punishment al
life imprisonmentson the state farm.
The boy told the sheriff and coroner
that be had accidentally wonded his
mother while squirrel hunting and
killed hsf to end her suffering. State
eontended that he had quarreled with
her the day before the shooting.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
DYNAMITE FOUND
UNDER A.B8A. TRACK
NEARFtEzGERAtD
TWENTY-SIX STICKS, WITH
DRY CELLS ATTACHED, LO-
GATED UNDER TRACKS OF
ROAD NEAR THERE.

Fitzgerald, Sept. 23.-Twenty-
six sticks Of dynamite with dry
cells and attached to rails, were
found under the Atlanta. Bir-
mlnsham G. Atlantic tracks near
here today.
The find was made by secret
officers o fthe road, il was an.
nounced.
II is rumored that number of
sleuths are here in the hope of
landing the reward offered for the
persons responsible for the
wreeking of the freight train near
Atlanta, coming to this point for
first-hand information.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
NO INDICTMENTS IN LOST
ATLANTA POLICE RECORDS

Atlanta. Sept. ss.--After number
ef witnesses had appeared before the
Fulton county grand jury today. So
iscisor General Roykln announced
that evidence was insufficient 70 war.
rant true bills against the alleged dis.
appearance al. municipal court recs
ossls % the dlsorderiy conduct case
charged against E Y. Clark. OF The
ku klnx klan.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
Miss Mildred Hanan, Daughter
of Shoe Manufacturer,
is, Shot.
JEALOUS RIVAL FIRED
THREE BULLETS TN BODY
Dead Woman Had Sent Several
Threatening Letters to Wo-
man She KiIled.--Mother of
Suicide in San Francisco Re-
fuses to Discuss Affair
Closes Door in Face of Re-
porters.
(By Associated Press.)

New York, Sept. 23.--Miss Mildred
Hanan was shot three times early
this morning as she was emerging
from an apartment house in Brook
lyn with John s. Boland, an i'm
porter.
Miss Hanan is said by the police
to be the daughter of the late Alfred
p. Hanan, the wealthy head Of Hanan
& Son, shoe manufacturers.
The three shots which struck Miss
Hanan were fired by Mrs. Grace
Lawes, who then Immediately ended
her own life by firing another shot in.
to her own head.
According to statement made by
the police Boland attributed the
shooting to jealousy on. the part of
Mrs Lawes, admitting that he re-
Gently quarreled with Mrs. Lawes ov-
er Miss Hanan.
Miss Hanan's condition Is reported
to be critical, but not necessarily ia.
tai.
Holland said he had goneoto Brook.
lyn yesterday afternoon with Miss
Hanan to help her seek new apart.
ment and the trip ended with visit
to Miss Dorothy Gottschalk, friend
of her family. He was unable to OK.
n|ain n the mt Iee how Mra~ L.awss
LEARNED 0f their whereaboilta They
left the apartment about 1880 this
morning and encountered Mrs Lawes
AZ they stepped into the street.
Mrs. Lawes, who Is a daughter OF
Mrs M. II. Dittman. OF San Francis.
co, was distant relative OF Miss
Hanan, and had lived with Miss Ha.
nan and the latter's mother four
years In an apartment in an exclusive
Parks avenue district of Manhattan.
The police say that she sent several
threatening letters to. Miss Hanan.
Two letters were found in Mrs. Lawes
pocketbook. one addressed to her
mother, which asked for forgiveness
for what she had done. and the other
to nurse asking her TO take the body
70 San Francisco.
Miss Hanan Is "a years OF age. and
Mrs. Lawes was 30. Roland admit
ted that he was very fond OF Miss
Hanan, but denied that they were en-.
gagged
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
ARBUCKLE CASE AGAIN
HAD MUCH QUESTIONING

San Francisco. Sept. 23.-The spot
light OF testimony again turned to
day toward the tragedy OF Virginia
Rappe. the film actress, to determine
where Fatty Arbuckle, the film co
meridian. would be tried for murdsr
or on the charge OF mansIaughter 'n
connection with the girls death. To-
days session was 10 begin at two
o'clock.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
Krauss & Strong Appear Before
Commissioner L. ]. KiIburn
Yesterday.
REPRESENTING WIDOW j. III.
BACON, PRAWN FISHERMAN.
Was Master of Boat Owned by
David Davis & Co.,. Who Had
Followed Georgia Workmen's
Compensation Act by Having
All Employees Insured in
TraveIers.-Admiralty Point,
1t SENS, is Involved.

A most interesting case was heard
yesterday before Hon. T.. J. Kilburn,
one of the commissioners appointed
by the governor known as the Indus
trial Commission. administering the
Georgia Workmen's Compensation
Act, which was passed by the legisla-
ture of Georgia in 1920. All persons
employing more than 10 laborers are
required by the law to take out in
dustrial and protective insurance to
pay the servants who may be in
jured or killed while the service of
the master, regardless of whether
the servant was the cause of his in
jury or death, or whether the master
was liable for the injury or death.
The case before Commissioner Kill
burn heard at the court house yester-
day morning grew out Of the death of
Jphn III. Bacon. colored, who was
badly burned and drowned. being the
captain in charge of one of the prawn
fishing boats of David Davis & Co.
The gasoline tank exploded and Ba-
con lost his life while he was going
to make catch of prawn.
Davis and company had a policy
of insurance with the Travellers In
surance Company. OF Hartford, Conn.
and in event that the deceased Ba-
con was protected under the policy,
Bacon's widow would be entitled to
receive $4,000, or $40 per week for
800 weeks.
The insurance company contends
that inasmuch as Bacon was running
on prawn boat and catching the
prawn from the waters OF Oglethorpe
Bay and the inlets of the sea and as
well on the sea itself and bringing
the catch to the plant for canning,
that the admiralty court and not the
courts of the state would have exclu-
sive right to try the case and the
Workmen's Compensation Act would
not affect the case and there would
be no liability under the policy OF In
surance. Krauss and Strong appear
ed for the widow of deceased; while
Attorney J. w. EImore appeared for
the insurance company.
Commissioner Kilburn will render
his decision upon the evidence sub
mitted and the law within the next
few days. Very likely the case will
be appealed to the full commission
and then probably on to the supreme
court OF the United States.
II IL Is ruled as the law that the
state has no jurisdiction of employees
operating the prawn boats around
Brunswick. 1t will affect very many
people. And a number OF employers
will not take out insurance II 1t Is
held that the state court has no right
to award compensation to prawn
fisherman. simply because he works
on the water part OF the time. The
result OF the case will be watched
with much interest by the people OF
the city.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
NOTED FRENCH AVIATOR
KILLED IN PLANE WRECK
CONTINUED on mage 81

,Etampes. Sept 23.--Captain Ber-
nard de Romanet. the noted French
aviator. and holder OF the worlds
speed record for one kilometer. was
instantly killed here today while TAX
ing part in the elimination races for
the Deutsche de la Meurthe cup.
The canvas on hfs 5biplane tore
while he was flying over one hundred
and eighty miles an hour, causing his
machine to crash to the ground.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
ALLEGED MOTHER
WON'T INTERVIEW.

san francisco. Sept. 2s.--Mrs. NJ
ID. Dlttmar. said to be the mother OF
Mrs. Grace Lawes. who ended her life
this morning after shooting Miss Mil
dred Hanan In New York. denied such
relationship when questioned Nv d
newspaper representative this morn
ing. she cut short the interview by
closing the door In his face.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
JOHNNY BUFF. JERSEY CITY.
BANTAMWElGhT CHAMPION.

New York. Sept. sa.--Johnny Rutg.
og Jersey city. American "slywelght"
chAmplon. woa the worlds bantam.
weight championship here tonight
when he resolved tho judges 4 sctsion
over Pete Herman. on New osleans.
as the and az nftsan rounda
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TWo-MINUTE PERIOD. \

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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
CONFESSED SLAYER seNTencso

Cleveland. o. Sept 23.-salvsiore
Gala. the confessed slayer OF Daniel
Kaber. the wealthy publisher. two
years ago. was found guilty % arst
degree murder Friday and recon-
mended for mercy. Judge Gull sent
eneed him 10 life imprisonment.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
LABOR WILL DEMONSTRATE.

Washington. Sept. 23.--Labor ur-
ganizations OF Great Britain. France,
Italy and Japan were asked to join
in a world wide demonstration for
disarmament" on Armistice Day.
when the armment conference as
sembIes. in cablegrams sent out today
by Samuel Gompers.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1921-09-24
Gathered at Crestview, Fla,
From Radius of More Than
a Hundred Miles.
YOUNGER MURDERER DID
NOT KEEP HIS IRON NERVE
PonseII Broke Down When on
GaIIoWs and Had to be Held
Up, But Martin Kept His
Nerve and Went to Death
Asking Forgiveness From
Mrs. TuggIe, Mother of Muir
dered Boy. 4.

Jake Martin, about 35 years of age,
for many years a resident OF Bruins
wick, and Putnam Ponsell, rs years of
age, who was born and spent his ear
ly life at Everett City, this county.
were hinged at Crestview, Fla, at IL
O'Clock yesterday in the present of
twelve thousand people, who reach
ed the scene of the double hanging
by every known mode of locomotion
the automobile, the carriage, the
mule team, the or cart, the bicycle
and--on foot. But over twelve thou
sand Florida people wanted to see the
majesty of the law upheld Not was
this all true about the majesty of the
law because Information reached The
News last night that men, old and
decrepid. propped up on their pillows
in open wagons, wanted to behold the
placing of the moose about the necks
|of the condemned men.
Martin Rallied.
Early In the day 1t had been re-
ported that Martin would be the one
who would have to be tied. This was
but natural conclusion to reach as
he had completely broken down the
day before and became hysterial, but
|thnz 1f0rff <.< No 8 ! a xf<*ftxn : aSufcrxs
he announced that be was ready to
meet HIS Maker. He wrote Mrs. Tug
gle, the dead boys mother, asking
her forgiveness and made suggestions
as to the taking up of subscription
for the wife and little ones he would
soon leave. He seemed resigned to
his fate and was, ready when the sher-
iff notified him that he had come to
escort him to the gallows.
PonselI Broke Down.
But Putnam Ponsell. young and in
experienced in crime. with mind
said to be at the time anything but
normal, caused the executions de-
layed until he could be brought to
his senses. It was announced yester-
day that the young man intended be-
ing stole but his nerve failed him at
the last moment and the twelve thou.
sand who went to the scene expecting
a sensational hanging, & just what
they went for. II was a scene hor-
rible in the extreme.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10

d. D., takes advantage of the OF
portunity to describe love fc
Il and S readers. Hearkep all:
symptoms Of the disease vary in the
extreme. In a man Love usually takes
the following form: Palpitation of the
heart, overdevelopment Of, the ego, a
noticeable swelling of the head and
deiation OF the bsnk-roll. Most men
lost weight while others merely lose
some seif-respect.
As for the fair SEX
A woman in love has no sense of
humor. or, as far as can see, no sense
whatsoever. Some women develop
talent for baby-talk while others mere
ly develop an appetite. The Cat IL
uppermost in a love-sick female. She
purrs and wants to be petted, but yet
and spit at the slightest provocation.
Sympathy Is wasted on a love-sick
man. Even after IL Is all over the
poor simp won't know any better than
close its eyes and say Papa"
The best antidote for Love IL Mar
rage. All people suffering from at
lacks of Love should take a dose of the
wedding bells" and keep some poor
lawyer from starving to death There
Is no real cure, neither Is there a sure
prevention. Be sure to keep your
fingers crossed
Still Love does some good In the
world. II furnishes an excuse for silk
shirts and florist shops and IL II were
mot for Love ali of the candy shops
would be selling newspapers, magazines
and tobacco instead Of dentists de-
light" Love furnishes a meal ticket
20 the horde Of poets. authors and
song writers who crave existence.
The best moral for any love story is,
Powder will not show on a light gray
Coat"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
ENIGMA WITH A NEW SLANT.

Pick for my last letter from scent"
That also is found in badly bent:
My eighth is found in ice and cream:
In vision my seventh, but not In
dream:
My sixth appears in bird and parrot:
In spud my fifth Is found. not carrot:
My fourth Is in ball and also play,
While April contains my third-not
May.
My second in pilot and ship Is found,
And my hrst in the bay TO which she's
bound.
Reversing my whole, you'n quickly
find
A name you quite eften bear in mind.
CONK-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
RESTAURANT MILK PRICES.

Apropos the extortionate prices
charged in many restaurants and
lunch-rooms for milk, FRED VETTEF
observes:
"In the Galloway district OF
Scotland there is a peculiar breed
OF cows. They have thick, curly
hair, which can be used for
wool Probably this is where our
lunch-room sharks evidently inn
port their milk. from the way they
are pulling the wool over our
eyes"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
CAN ANY ONE DO THIsf

Can some one construct sentence,
using all the letters OF the alphabet,
and not repeating any one? The SEN
tence below contains them all, with
an extra a." but does not read
smoothly, and I'm sure the fans can
do better:
''Vex nymphs bad Jowl quick, Fritz
G." SAM BROWN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
N o " u N 7 O N.

Little Tom was a thoughtful lad,
Who hated a regular bedtime hour,
Yet his ma-made him turn In each night,
Whether he was smiling or sour.
Say, mar" he complained, in tones loud.
As she nNed to send him to bed.
II don't belong 20 any OF the unions,
So why this idea in your head
DOTS
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
CUTTING REMARKS.

Hiram Powers, the sculptor they say,
Carved his name on rolls Of fame
But he committed a deed one day
Which should have filled him with
shame.
And as your attention / now crave,
] hunt no words, nor stop to garble,
When i say he chiseled the Greek Slave
Out OF a lot OF nice. fne marble.
HENRY SMITH.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
LITTLE TRUTHS.

Blessed is the pscemaker, for
his corns are safe from the feet
of competit
The auto that passes us on the
smooth road may be oyertaken on
the hills. Men ditto.
1t Is right to be contented with
what you have; not with WHAT
YOU ARE. ]. COOKE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
A MIGHTY GOOD RULE.

Here's an old saying that we can
well repeat that we may continue
the fine spirit shown in the old
II your lips would keep from slips,
Five things observe with care
To whom you speak,
or whom you speak.
And how and when, and where.
GRILLE
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
MIKES MUSTARD PLASTER.

The doctor prescribed a mustard
plaster for Mike Grogan's rheumatism
and called two days later to ask Mrs.
Grogan whether 1t had done any good.
Mikes very mean," said Mrs.
Grogan, "Oi couldn't make him eat
more'n half av it,"
DETECTIVE II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
1T WASN'T A FORD.

Ryan, was out in o'Malley's car
last night. Great car. Has every
thing in 1t; even a pedometer.
Hogan-You mean a speedometer
A pedometer is for measuring how
far you walk.
Ryan-TIl stick to pedometer.
EAMON o 8.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
NOTED WORDS.

To the postman-"Anything for me
today
To the end-seat 'hog''-'Move over,
will ya?"
The pool" shark-''Rackemupl-
JULES y.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10

They now say that bathing beach
is like an orchard because it con-
tains peaches, pears, some lemons,
and lot of bare limbs. d. R. II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
MEN REMEMBER THIS.

Amid the cares OF married life,
In spite OF toll and business strife,
II you value your sweet wife
Tell her 10. K X.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10

"Shun Snobbery Says schwab to
Stevens Students."-New York paper
headline
Somebody's Studied sybilant System
of Speaking. JULES b.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
USE YOUR HEAD.
WITHOUT AFFECTION.

Customer--Hey waiter. this steak
ISM very tender.
waiter-Watcha want? Do yer ex-
peet 1t TO jump up and kiss yer7
nc.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10

An affair between a flapper
and high school boy was call
ed "calf love" Seems that all
kinds are going to high school
these daysl FRED VETTEr.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
WHAT'S YOUR Variety?

IF your mind" says FRED VET
TER, does not average up-either
underweight or excess baggage-you
are welcome to pick out whatever
fits your case from the following 157
varieties of expressions generally US
ed about the other fellow:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
puBBJNG TT IN.

II My girl sent back my dia-
mono r u.. b. parcel post
Inns dld7
T,m--N co. an W ats worse. she
marked Il "GlRss, Handle with
Care" W. L. @
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10

Some folks think that women
who smoke in public are not
beautiful, but it's safe to say
that they are ''matchless."
OIDONO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
First Tramp-were you ever
in a European Jail?
Second Tramp-Nope: believe
In seeing America first."
EAMON s.
is THAT SO?

81 let a golden opportunity pass
this morning" said Jones.
"How's that?" asked Smith.
II had a chance to firt with q
blonde, but 1 didn't take it."
OIDoNO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10

Jim-Yes, sab, an takes er bath
three times n week.
Sam-Well, IL takes moah'n one
bath to clean some folks.
TOM CULHANE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
ADVICE TO CONTRIBS.

II you don't like these Jokes.
And their dryness makes you groan,
Just come across occasionally
With some good ones of YOUR OWN
J. IL. X.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
FAyoRITE FOODS.

Policeman-Beets. Critics-Roasta
Gsmblers-Steaks Piumbers-Leaks
Surgeons-SpAre
Rounders--Chickens Ribs.
Hunters-Preserves. Alienists-Nuts
Yeggmen-Crackers. | Chorus girts-Johnn
Historians-Dates cakes.
Lovers Lush.
BOX CAR HARRY
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
A MARINES SONG.

The marines used to sing this at
Santiago. San Domingo, when
watering down" the officers ten
mis- court:
oh! heaven bless our tennis court
And water II down we'll;
Whoever don't like our tennis court
May take trip to the devil.
We dearly love our tennis court,
It makes life more than sweet
And ~ the roller ever breaks
Wen use the captains feet
r. ]. I.
Clerk--I've got the real thing In
mems hose.
Customsr-Why. you chump, the
real thing IL never found In mems
hosA- CHEVY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10
Weak understanding
Cranky disposition.
Limited mentality,

Weak understanding, Unreasoning mind.
cranky disposition. Undeyeloped mind,
Limited mentality. Bees in his bonnet.
Inconsistent mind, All kinds Of fool
lnconstant mind, Bughouse, irritable,
COMPOUNDED fool, Dopey Soft
Thoughtless fool Haif-witted, Nuts,
Happy go-lucky, Dull-witted, Bugs,
Temperamental Slow-witted, Simple,
Narrow minded, Brainless, stupid.
Not accountable, Obstinate, Slow.
Devoid of sense. Inconsistent Dumb
Uneven temper. Nascillating, Looney.
Poor judgment, Extravsgant, Foolish.
Weak minded, ImmOderate, DaTy,
Limited outlook. Incorporate, Dippy
Pretudiced mind. Thoughtlesc, Insane,
Abnormal mind. Witless fool. Mad,
Unbalanced mind, ID fool, silly.
Dfsordered mind, Poor Judge, IDIOT,
Deformed mind, StmpletOn, Crazy,
Defective mind, Lunkhead. Mulish.
Dersnged mind, Bonehead, Uneven,
Moonstruck, Fat head Dull
Solid ivory, Moon-calf. witlexs,
Pure granite, Screw loose, Idiots
Bats In belfry. Empty mind. Giddy,
Not quite right, Weak mind. Erratic.
Brninless fool, Temporary, Cranky.
Loose thinker, Alteration, Fool
Inferior mind Distemper, Simp.
Thick headed, Brainstorm. Nut
Empty headed. Unthinkable, Crank
irresponsible, Non-compos Jackass,
Ciouded mind. Non-compo, Morose
Narrow mind, Subnormal, Lunatic,
Wooden head Abnormal Illogical
Not all there Senseless FIighty
Vacsnt mind, Saphead, Dummy,
Unreasonable, Needless, Imbecile,
Defective, Unbalanced Boob,
The colossal wooden statue Of Won
Hindeburg was recently sold in Ger
many for fre wood. Kultur land al
ways did have heroes to burn"
JULES BACKENHEIMBR
USE YOUR HEAD.
woodpecker pecks
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-07-10

ESCRIBING LOVE!

THE eminent ROMEO CARNY.
d. D., takes advantage of the OPP
portunity to describe love for
II and S readers. Hearkep all: