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Wy ST AHA!

ia nizepsana upozornuii tim
TO tpany saldnaky privatni O.
soby, ably m6ho muze neopije-
Ii, nebot' tim >trpime ne hla-
dem, ale bitim a to jak man.
zelka tax i ditky. Nebude-li
teto vystrahy dbano a upo-
Slechnuto, budu nucena zakro-
citi soudnf cestou.
ANNA KLABIK,
Stop 20, Bedford, 0,
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PRODA Sc obchodni maize
tex ma same Broadway, kde
Jest grocerni reznicky OBJ
chod V dobr6m chodu. Je tam
byt pro dive rodiny. Vezme Sc
privatni, dunn ma vym6nu. -
Nam vice dom6 a lotd v Cor
lett, kter6 prodam neb vyme
nim. Co mate Wy ma vym6nu?
Jos. Kfizek,. 1870 Durkee A.
We, Corlett 2 yych. 131. ul.
Nemte Union karu. 1912
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- Spanelska chfipka nebs-
villa nikoho. Ia to Spaniel
ska muska' rozesmeje kde
koho. V nedeli Is. rijna v
Ceske SIM Sokol.
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PLATlME HOTOVE
"a bondy Svobody, usporne
valecne znamky.

hupuJeme tea stare zlato, str1bro. pla-
tinu. DIAMANTY, skvosty. hodinky.
rtut, magneticke ukazovaky. neupo-
trebene postovnf znamky vse, CO ma
jakoukoli cenu. PlatIme "a vse cenne
hotovymi. SIMON, spolehfivy jedna-
tell MATTEL The Ohio Smelling and
Refining Company. Uradovna, pokoj
c. ZIG Lenox budove, roh 3. ul
Euclid Ave. Denne otevreno do ho-
din vecer.
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"Nuze tedy, Lucian mus
zmizet a nikdo nesmi mem uz
Islyseti".
20, Q - jednoho cloveka
pflpraviti o zivotw mrucel Fo.
rel.
Luciano Morela Sc musime
|zbaviti", pravil Rabiot tenn
nym hlasem, "neb V noci Vile
d-Avray opustiti a miliony pa
ne Joramieovy povazovati "a
ztracene; tfeti vec zde neni,
volmez tedy''.
"Vidim, stryce Rabiote, re
onoho mladika musi zasahnout
nuz, ale -"
"Co ale?"
ia sam -"
"Rekn6te rad6ji, re Sc bo-
jite".
"Aj, stryce Rabiote, nejsrd-
ratejsi by Sc meme obavati me-
mohl".
"Dobra, dale Sc nevymlou-
vejte. Proto ze byste mohl "a
Sc nejakou hloupost vyvesti, te-
dy budu dnes v noci v zahrade
s vami. Budeme spolu oceka-
vati pfichod mileho malife. Vi
te, kan SELF"
me, ale videl jsem jej jiti
k lesu'.
"Jde-li do lesa, kdyz svoji mi
lou videl, tedy Sc to deje nej-
spiSe proto, by Sc tam oddal
svym zamiloyanym mysl6nkam
a to zda Sc dosvedcovati, re We
Vllle-d -Avray nikoho nezna,
padem bylo by dobre,
Forele, kdybychom v6deli, 60
della az do hodiny zastaveni-
cl,a. Muzeme mysliti. re nebu-
de lese az do noci. Jdete nyni
do Willy, oblecte Sc jinak a wy
hledejte naSeho mladeho mu-
ze. Nebude to vyzadovat jist6
velkych obtizi, byste jej vyhle-
dal. Pon6vadz vas nezna, md-
zete jej V male vzdalenosti ma
a mad MIN bditi, po-
nevada mimo to bude cely po-
V myslenky, tedy zaji-
ste nebude pozorovati, re Wy
zv6dac je mu V patach. Jeste
n6co. Rozumi Sc samo sebou,
ze slecna nesmf do zahrady,
iak slibila. Nejjednodussi veci
bude, bude-li zamtena We sv6t-
nici. Mdzete to Anastasii rici'.
mann il i'ici vSecko?"
"Toho neni potfebi. Nepo-
tfebuje vedeti, re V pul jede-
ndcte budeme Y zanrade Cekati
ma Luciano Morela. At Sc jen
postara, by Evzenie nemohla o.
pustiti svoji sv6tnici".
"Bude Sc mne ysak vypta-
vat, bude chtiti v6d66, proc
slecna ma byti zavrena".
"Tedy il prost6 odpovezte:
Stryc Rabiot to chce =
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PRODA Sc krasna farma o

PRODA Sc krasna farma o
45 akrech, 80 mil cd m6sta, 5
krav, jalovice, 2 kone, 8 pra
sat, 20 slepic, 16 kachen, pek-
ma zahrada dunn 6ti svetni-
cich, vsechny stroje, 8 akrd
leSa, 8 akru kukurice, 312 a.
kru brarnbor, ) akrd pohanky,
5 akrG psenice zaseto, 140 bu-
stu ovsa. zadn6 rokle. Cena
5000. Vezme Sc t6z NEST
sky majetek na vymenu. Blizsi
sdeli Frank j. Parenica, 1891
E. loo ul. z Union. ??
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joramieovo dedictvi.
ROMAN z FRANCOUzsKEHo.

eNOll, PAM LuGOJ0NOu, KIera il
chce provdati "a muze, ktery
Sc il hnusi, pred kterym Sc stra
chuje',
Rabiot yztahI syuj oblicej X
stra$livemu vzteku.
"Jest pry velmi nest astna V
Latourellu", pokracoval Forel,
"ze il zbranuji yyjiti, psati, ze
bdi mad kazdym jejim krokem,
re Jest jako We vezeni'.
''To vse rekla ononu mlade-
mu muir"
"Ano, a tusi nejake pixie:
ale nevi mic. Trmaci 81 hlavu
mad rozlicnymi v6cmi, ale SOU
vislost nepochopuje".
"Tu ov$em nepochopuje, a
dobfe pro mas, re il nepocho-
puie. Ale rekla Lucianu More
lovi, ze Jest " Latourellu jakO
We v6zeni, coz, mimochodem
poznamenano, ie pravda vlast-
ne, a zpropadeny barvickar bu
de Sc chtiti plesti do nasich
zalezitosti. Miluje sIecnu a to
lest ohromne nebezpeGenstvi.
Ano, ano, ucinil jste nam p6k-
nou opletacku, vskutku, pek-
nou opletacku. BY Sc nam nase
plany podafily, melo misto,
kde Sc vdoVa a dcera zdrzuji,.
zustati neznamo; a nyni - 0,
vi iiz priliS mnoho! Bude vSe
Vypravovati svemu mistru, Ge-
orgi Ramelovi, a snad hrab6ti
re Solcuru, a t6mito lidmi bu-
" de nam jednati Ovsem nemu-
ze hrabe re Soleuru uhodnouti,
re vdova Lurotova jest dcerou
Klary Guerinove, V tomto ohle-
du muzeme byti zcela pokoiny-
mi; ale pakli Sc ujme, jak Jest
Sc obavati milovaneho malire,
tedy nam muze tetne obtize
rIipraviti, prohlednouti na8e
planV kOnpCn6 ie ZniCiti.
Tento hrab6 re Soleuru Jest
takym starym blaznem, &c
chce byti ochranitelem celdho
sveta"
"Ach proto tedy lradil
nlady muz slecne, by se NJ nc
vracola do Willy, nybrz 5la
MIN do Farlze, kde pry by ji
dal do ochr3uy hrabeti Ze So
leuru
"Illed'te, hled'te - yolal Ra-
blot. "Ano, ano", poktacoyal S
chraptivym hlasem, a Wy tyr
dite, nc TO neni ieste tax zl6,
jak iaem 81 y pocatl1u mysliI.
no Sc ~ media napraviti - to
vam povidam
"Snad Sc to da precc Ease
napraviti, stryce Rabiote", od-
yetil Forel
"Mylite Sc, prehlGdnu vec l6-
pc nez Wy, a opakuii vam, vse
jest ztraceno! Nyni prineste
miliony! Nyni VAN zbyva ien
jedno: vratiti Sc do Beaugency,
neb w Sc nehodite k niGemu.
- ~ 'NV0'' '.''' - '''''''
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PRODA Sc:

kDO NECHCE platit ma
Jem, slozi pouze obnos 40 pro-
cent a muze 81 pom6ci k do
mu V Gene Cd S140O do dvou
az trech tisic dollard. Blizsi
sd6li Sc V els. 1920 Behrwold
Ave. S. w. aneb dopiSte ma a.
dressu j. A. D., 1920 Behr-
valid Ave. S. w. Tel. Lincoln
2G31 w. 1910
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pOStdNe eiil, Tim vice Sc DfeSVeu
cuJi, re z toho yyjiti nemuze.
me-.
Kdo VII"
Coz pax nenahlizite, ze
kdybychom' nell policii na
krku, v8eho bychom Sc NELL o.
bavati. Ones vecer Lucian Mo.
rel svemu nistru vSecko rekne,
co Sc zde dovedel. George Ra-
mel lined zpravi 0 tom sv6ho
tchana a Ultra - rozumejte
mi dobre, mdi drahy - Ultra
Anastasii navStivi hrab6 re
Soleuru. O, tento Lucian Morel,
kdybych jej m6l!'
Rabiot FATAL pest6, skripal
zuby a mrucel nesrozumitelna
slova.
Forel poohledl Sc pokradmu
bu dvefim a pfistoupil blize k
IsV6mu stryci, septaje mu sotva
IslySiteln6 do ucha: "Chcete-li,
Imuzete jej dnes vecer miti'.
Rabiot sebou trhl. "Jak -
coz pravil, pohrouziv svdj
zrak do Forelova.
"Mlady muz a sleGna slibili
S! zahrade dostavenicko".
"Vite to jiste?"
"SlySel jsem to ma sv6 usi".
"Tedy Sc nenavratil do Pari-
ze?"
"Ani pomysIeni~
"Ale k cemu to rendezvous?
TO nenahlizim".
"SIecna nechtela meskati
pfiiS dlouho ia zahradou a
bala Sc, by nebyla prekvape-
ma Sc syy nejmilejsim 'M6la
bych vam ieSt6 ledacos fici',
pravila, ale muslin Sc kazdeho
bkamziku Obavati, re zahrad-
mix pride a uyidi mas spolu.-
Pon6vadz il omen mlady muz
Inecht6l zdrzovat a prece byl
tcho mineni, re dosti 81 nepo-
hovorili, tedy il zadal, by pfi-
Sla do zahrady k dostavenicku
& ona svoIila".
"Tak, TAX !" pravil Rabiot
premysleje a krout6 ocima.
''V pdl jedenact5, az ieii
matka Anastasie ulehnou, a
az obe budou spat, opusti slec-
ma svetnici, seide do zahrady,
dYakrate zaklepa ma dvefe, a
iczto nema klit, by odemkIa,
tcdy milovnik preleze pres
zed'."
Rabiotovy oci swiftly temnym
zarem. Mlcel nekolik okamzi-
k0 a ziral ma Forela. "Nyni",
plavil, "poehopuii, proc mysli-
tie, ze vase nesikovnost snad
nebude miti talk strasn6 ma
sledky, jak Sc bylo obavati. A
le proc jste mi o tomto dosta-
.venicku nefekl hned?"
Medal iste mi k tomu ca
ST..
"Nuze tedy, co by Sc melo
delat? Napadlo YAM neco?"
tazal Sc Rabiot, ktery Sc snazil
tisti v mysl6nkach sveho spo-
luvinnika.
"Stryce Rabiote", odvetil ten
TO, "n6co vymyslit jest vasi
veci".
ITO jest dobrel ia nam te-
dy napraviti vase hlouposti?"
"Reknete mi, co mann de-
lat.
"Nevidite toho SAM"
Ano, ano, stlyce; ale -"
Dravci lesk Y Rabiotovych
ocich opet zaplal. "Hrom a
peklop' mluvil S divokym hla-
sem. "Tento Lucian Morel ne
smi sc nayratiti do Parize, ne,
to sc muSl stuJ co stuj zabra-
nltl. Nemam nic zleho V umy-
slu pfoti tomuto ba@yickafi, a.
le nase Jlstota neSmi Sc ohli-
zetl na zadne sentimentalnl my
Slenky, Jest TO rozkaz rozhod,
ne nutnosti, by mu bylo zabra.
! memo, by nam neskodil. Tu mu
npni DOmOci ntoc nTiSel df
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ma vytap6ni, jedna ma uhli a
Jedna ma plyn a ma petrolei.
Tez sc proda sici stroj Singer
a roullerS kanari klece. Hla-
ste Sc V c, 1922 Pershing Ave.
10-11
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PRONAJME Sc byt o 4 po-
kojich nahofe, pro mensi ro-
dinu Il Union kary a vych.
131. ul. Haste Sc v els. 13413
(. Bartlett Ave. 10-lo
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NAM NEkOLIK domd pro
jednu a pro dve rodiny V Gene
Cd $4,000 do $500. Mala cast
ka hotove. Mate-Ii diva loty a
n6co hotovych pen6z, my YAM
postavime ma jednom lote
vezmem 81 ten druhy co splat-
ku. Haste sc u JOS. Kfizka,
1870 Durkee Ave. V Corlett.
1910
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PRONAJME Sc byt 0 trecF

velkych pokojich, dve lo.znice,
satna, pantry, sklep, koupelna,
elektNka, plyn a jin6 zarizeni.
Haste Sc els, 1851 Mead A
We. 1O-12
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"SvNT.'

nrdy a st astny byl, ze 81 moh
ifici: "Budu il chraniti''.
Cas- utika rychle, je-li "a.
: mestnan duch a srdce prijemny
mi vecmi. Lucian ami nepozoro.
val, jak daleko uz vniknul do
lesa. Privazal 81 skladaci sesli
ku kreslici mape, tax re nesI
ljen jediny predmet, ktery spi-
Sc byl nepohodlnym nez tez-
kym.
Nahle zastavil sve kroky mad
velkou vodni hladinou, jejiz
brehy byly krasne stromy osti-
n&ny, nektere vetve sklane-
ly Sc az k vode. Kdyz Sc kolem
poohledl, poznal misto, kde Sc
nalezaL. Minuleho roku priseI
sem dvakrate, skupinu stromu
ipo prave ruce maloval ma plat
no.
Cd Ville-d'-Avray pfisel az
ku rybniku Saint Cucufa, netu
Sc delce cesty, kterou urazil.
Podival Sc ma sve hodinky a
zpozoroval, ze bylo pIl seste.
"Nyni Sc muslin rychle obratit
a dati Sc ma zpatecni cestu",
pravil 81, "a pfi tom dat pozor,
bych nezabloudil, jinak by Sc
mohlo stati, re noe mne V lese
lprekvapf".
Hledaje, by nebyl jinymi ce-
stujicimi potkavan, odlehla mi
sta malo navstevovane pesi-
ny, tedy mu bylo tezko, nell ne
mozno nalezti opet tutez cestu,
kterou Sc sem ubiral. V sedm
hodin byl jeste uprostred lesa.
V tuto hodinu jidalo Sc hta-
bette re Soleuru.
Myslil,- re by mel poslati
telegram Georgi Ramelovi, by
| Ijej zpravil, ze Sc zdrzel We
e-d'-Avray a re teprv poz-
d6 V noci pride domG. Pon6-
vadz myslil jen ma Evzenii a
ma dostavenicko, zapomnel Ma
| to. "Budou ma mne cekati",
pravil 81, "snad budou miti sta
rosti'.
Ale jiz bylo chybeno. Bylo
jiz pozde to Ease napraviti.
Jest to dnes poprve, co jsem
Inepfisel cas- doma; pan Ra-
mel mi to nebude pokladati ga
zlocin, az mu- Ultra budu Wy
prayovati o PAM Lurotove a je-
il dcefi, tax E.rhopi -"
Kdyz sc takto upokojil, zry-
chill sve kroky, by co MONA
Ineidrive Sc vratil do Ville-d'-
Array. Videl slunce rychle kle-
sati a nevedel jiste, zdaIi zapo
caty sm6r byl spravny. Byl by
iiste zabloudil. kdyby hebyl
potkal hajneho, ktery mu uka-
Zal, kterou cestou mel jiti.
Bylo jiz vice nez pul osme,
kdyz mad VilIe-d' -Avray vysel
Il lesa.
Nyni zpozoroval jej Forel,
ktery jiz od nekolika hodin
patravym okem slidil po po-
krar lesa. "Tu jest konecne!"
Kdyz mladeho muze marne
uvnitr a zevnitr lesa hledal, Wy
hledl 81 misto ku pozorovani
ma nejvysSim hrebenu vySiny,
1takze mu Lucian nemohl ujiti,
kdyby les opoustel a sestupo-
fval ku Ville-d'-Aray.
Forel cekal dlouho q mel do
sti casu, by mfadeho muze pro
klel u vsech d'ablG. Ale konec-
me prece nehlidal nadarmo. je-
ho cekani bylo odnieneno.
Lucian Sef dlouhymi kroky
sc syahu.
Forel upoSlechl Rabiota
nasledoval mladeho muze pc
vzdali, pevne rozhodnut, re jiz
jej nepusti S oci.
Lucian vstoupil do hostince,
kde rano snidal; ponevadz by
10 jeste sv6tlo, dial 81 prin6sti
lpecene kure a pul lahve vina;
ia konec jedi kus syra a ovo-
ce.
-
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svetnicich, pantry, satnik ma
hofe, koupelna, zachod, elek-
trika, plyn. Haste Sc els.
3638 E. 90 tn ST., roh Aetna.
Najem $26. f0-11
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PRONAJME Sc byt o A po-
kojich, pri najmu $14 mesit-
ne. Haste Sc els. 3416 E. 72.
ST., blize Union Ave. 10-11
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VYMENt Sc dun jednoro-
dinny, moderne zaTizeny "a
farmu poblize mesta. Haste Sc
V elsie 12501 Riviera Ave. bli
re Vych. l31. ul. 1910
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PRONAJME Sc byt o tfechI
pokojich dole, ptlda sklep a ji-
ne zarizeni. Haste Sc Y els.
lo813 Eliot Ave. Vezmete u
nfon karu k vych. 10 ul. 10-11I
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NABYTEK / KAMNA

druh6 ruky prodava a kupuje
Y. Sedlacek, 1861 E. 10. st. 2
Broadway. ??
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PRIJMOU Sc diva PAM ma
byt beze stravy. Haste Sc V c.
1910 Lamar Ave. blize vych.
105. al. ma Warner Rd. 1O-1l
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PRIJlME. Sc:

PRIJME Sc pan ma byt bez
stravy, zvlaStni vchod. Adresa
Sc sdeli v adm. t. listu. 10-l1
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ElARSIGHTED folks who
l. figured that rents would
Humpty Dumpty this win
ter will now paddle off to
optical garage for complete
set OF bifocals.
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GENERAL GRANT Ia
~ famous for two reasons.
Most important one is that
he has had tomb on River
side Drive for years with
out having his rent raised.
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HU NJ A N is MS
: William Anterior Du Puy

II was MS q matter Of fact, very disconcerting
man destroyers into targets that were to be sunk
In practice for experimental purposes and the
darn things refused to go down.
First at 3 o'clock in the morning the destroy
went out in line, steamed back and forth
and cracked away at 5000 yards which Is a rath-
er short range. They did IL for half day. Then
a group Of great big battleships went out to shoot
For them 10000 yards was close up although
they got closer later on. They unleashed main
turret guns, broadsides n everything and tho
sun travelled away toward the western
horizon-and one of those destroyers still bobbed
contentedly out there In the ocean.
Finally all guns were concentrated on this
hopeless, firmly anchored little boat. 1t stayei
afloet until o'clock In the evening. having en-.
dured ten hours Of navy fire, then turned quietly
on its side and. as II Disguised. sank without
much kicking up its heels.
ance had not been viewed by some army officers
who hold that the way to sink ships lie to let them
drop bombs on them Major H. M Hickman was
one Of these-an inconsiderate sort Of fellow.
Do you know what he said? Well, he kinda drawl-
ed and, says he:
"If you give q woman a lead pencil. kinda long,
with plenty Of lead in It and a nice sharp pocket
knife, and IL everything holds out she will put
point it sooner or later, by heck"
Uncle Joe Cannon, who has something OF a
reputation for Repubcanism, often evidenced
considerable friendness for Daniel c. Roper
proteEe Of Mr.. McAdoo and under him chief OF the
Bureau Of Internal Revenue. The venerable for
mer Speaker gave Mr.. Roper sweeping irdorse
ment for being the most efficient man In the Will
Friends of Mr.. Roper crowded him for an ex
PLANTATION of this friendship Finally he told OF
a trip to New York, Of meeting Uncle Joe on the
train, of a request from the octogenarisn that
he come up to his room and remain until he had
got to bed
Then Uncle Joe was profuse in his thanks.
Don't mention IT," said Mr.. Roper. Nothing
pieases a good Democrat more than to put a good
Republican away"
They have been friends ever since.
Interstate Commerce Commissioner Ernest l.
Lewis IL Of the most travelled men In the
United States. He used to he a writing man pro
OCCASIONALLY and every year or so he would 60 off
to the South Seas, Africa, some place and
knock around for a spell and write pieces about
aborisines or something and thus make living
he went
Senator Frederick Hale of Maine is a diffident
Young fellow Of the collese-chap variety, slim,
clean-cut, back-hared. Ono would pick
him for a Senator He looks more like a polo
player.
Copyright, 1921.
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Stars and Stripes

Some men are born poor-others dabble in the
stock market
There are a great many people who suffer from
inflammatory religion.
II ts hard to tell by the haircuts these days
whether a guy IL a rube or genius.
Every man thinks he has strength of char
acter until after he becomes acquainted with
his mother-nlaw.
No man believes everything he's told; no
woman believes anything he tells her
Drink only when you thirsty, is the
doctors advice, All, II we only could!
Evidently the Indiana farmer who PLAYS
Jazz music to increase the output Of his hens
doesn't mind II they are scrambled eggs
The Long Island Judge who ruled that a wife
could take $40 out Of the pants pocket OF her
sleeping lord and master must have been a bach.
elor.
An efficiency expert Is one who tells YOU what
TO DO with your money when you have done some.
thing else with It.
Everybody seems to he fond of the League Of
Nations except the nations
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Smiles

The public IL q large body
OF people entirely surround
ed by profiteers.
Some men steal: others
have the borrowing habit.
Butcher-Do you want
this chicken drawn?
Bride-Oh. no. just send
II UP. I'll know It without
a picture.
Getting Tilted IL like hav-
ing a tooth pulled, says the
Grouch-it hurts, but you're
better of afterward.
Some stenogrsphers spell
rotten; some can't even
spell that.
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"KnOck Mr.. BrynnMtO
a Cooked Hat
Would that we could do something, at once dig.
nified and effective, to knock Mr.. Bryan once for
all, into cooked hat.
Isn't 1t AUfuI the Way Some People u.

w HO wrote that, do you SUPPOSE
wv Read it again, stop after the word effective"
and if you don't recognize the fine diplo-
matte hand
Why teacher it's Woodrow Wilson!
Right 1t is excerpt from letter written April
49, 1907, by the former President.
It's just of the many interesting intimate revea-
tons in the startling expose by William F. McCombs,
Wilson's personal campaign manager and chairman Of
the Democratic National Committee.
This amazing document is published in the combina-
ton Sunday morning Washington Times and New York
American.
Here are some indications of other worth while fea-
lures in this super newspaper:
Talent and toll not luck, lift chorus girls to stardom
stage and screen, says ,Florenz Negfeld, r, the
acknowledged arbter of stage beauty in America.
The Wild Fads of the Soviet Leaders-another chap
ter in Washington Vanderlps interesting description
of Russia today.
Twice convicted Of crime she did not committee
strange case of Mrs Rose Gooding alleged poison pen
writer.
Mantle Tiny Ant, the editorial of Arthur
Brisbane, Americas highest-paid writer.
Articles by ex-Premier Nitti, DR.. Woods Hutchinson,
Orrick jones' Dr. Otto Gessler Herman Bernstein, j. NJ
Keynes, George AIDE, Ring Lardner, Ed Streeter Roy
K. Moulton, pictures by Tad, Serrett, Herman, Gold
berg and host of other wordfamous cartoonss in and
out of the four-page coored comic section.
And in the American Weekly sections
Why Baby Can't Possibly Look Like Mamma
Papa-Science explains why child looks like a
monkey than like its parents
Four Weeks Prisoner in an Arab Sheiks Harem-
The astounding experiences of young English
Dredging the Tber for the Seven ranched Candle
stick
Prma Donna Michelena's Newest Experiment In Hus-
bands-She says marriage requires apprenticeship,
just like any other art.
The Woman Who Fed the Fires Of Maeterlnck's
Genus-The story Of Georgette Leblanc one Of the
most interesting romances of history.
An illustrated full page of the latest modes in fashion,
by Lady Duff Gordon Uucille).
Would that could do something, at once dignfed
and effective to give you than that for ten cents
but it's already good quarters WORTH consider
it knocks everything else in the Sunday paper line into
a cooked hat
Watch for it tomorrow morning.
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Wonder
BY Angela Morgan

VXIHAT is clover?
" ask it over and over.
Lying adrift in rhythm Of red,
The meadows ocean about me spread,
Washed by the surge of its sweet unrest,
The wonder gathers within my breast
What is clover7
Some say It's Natures plan to make
- beverage for bees to take.
And true IL seems. She helps them drink
Through tempting little straws of pink
Put purposely within each cup
That honey bees may neatly sup
But what is clover7
And what is honeysuckle, pray?
I ask il through the luscious day
And through the deep seductive night
When perfume is as real as light.
It almost makes me feel afraid
To wonder how is fragrance NADER
yearn to know what daisies are.
II fascinates me as a star
To look on petals fresh as day
Along the meadows Milky Way.
Sorrel and daisies-what are these,
And clover, visited by bees?
What Is living,
With all its pain of giving7
Some say tits just to sip and drink
Like bees upon the clover's brink.
Some say it's just to breathe and die,
Nor ours to ask the reason why.
Lying aHoat in a scarlet sea,
The earth has drifted from under me.
The sky is purple upon my sight,
Marbled softly with moving white.
What is livinq2 Immense, divine,
Beyond your reasoning or minei
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THEY'LL GET HIM YET.

EARsIGHTED folks who
l. figured that rents would
Humpty Dumpty this win
ter will now paddle off to
optical garage for complete
set OF bifocals.
T ANDLoRDs are sharp
- eninR up their lemon
squeezers. There will be
no fall In fall styles of rent.
What good are pockets any
way? Government raids
your hip pockets. Wife am
bushes your pants pockets.
Landlords surround other
pockets.
DENT will be hyped UP
~ this winter plenty.
Room and bath will be
thousands of buttons per
year. Nothing off without
bath. When you take bath
you take something off and
landlord puts 1t on.
DENT is combination sal
~ ad OF taxes, fines, as
sessments, dues, extras, ran
SONS, arrears. Beautiful
pill without sugar coating.
Might as well buy your
new second-handed suit
without pockets.
WAR was responsible for
w landlords char
steeple prices for bungalow
rooms. SO many boys want
ed to stay home that they
were willing to pay more.
Now war is over, except in
Europe and real estate.
WHEN you pull apart
w ment doorbell now you
ring bell on cash register.
Dumb waiter rope Is at
tached to meter. Costs you
three cents a mile to sprain
your elbow on dumbwaiter.
There is speedometer on
parlor rug. Restaurant
bangs you five dollars per
plate for meal that belongs
on saucer.
IF war IL over why don't
L landlords pull in their
necks7 If armistice Ia ortho-
dox why don't profiteers put
their brass knuckles back i'm
family Jewel case7 You tell
'em. We don't know any
thing either.
MANY apartment houses
lvl are being slune to-
gether in New York, but not
by Sanity Claus. Food has
slumped trifle. but old
profiteer porcupine doesn't
miss one quill.
GENERAL GRANT Ii
~ famous for two reasons.
Most important one is that
he has had tomb on River
side Drive for years with
out having his rent raised.