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The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1921-06-01
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The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19

Calf, land that's been a long time,
for I'm now in my sixty-eighth year.
II remember when I was a child /
was kept on strict diet of lime
water and milk for weeks and nave
been in constant distress all these
years. I suffered terribly from bloat'
ing and had to be very careful of what
ate. I became so weak and nervous
could hardly go about my homework
and was in miserable condition.
"About two years ago my husband
got such splendid results from Tanlac
he insisted on my taking it and the
medicine wasn't but a little while in
Kidding me Of my troubles. 1t gave
me splendid appetite, and could
enjoy a good hearty meal, even things
1 hadn't dare touch before, without
any fear of it troubling me.
''Then I had the influenza and be-
came dreadfully sick and weak, but
my stomach kept in good order and 1t
only took four bottles Of Tanlac to
build me up again to where I'm now
feeling better than at any time 1 can
remember. I have gained eleven
pounds in weight. too, and words can't
express the gratitude I feel toward
Tanlac. I keep Tanlac in the house
all the time now, for I know it is a
medicine that can be depended upon"
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
everywhere.-Adv.
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
REALLY FLOWERS OF SPEECH
Sayings. Witty and Wise, That Arc
Worth Being Preserved in
an Anthology.

Prof. Sir Arthur CUTLER Couch.
in the course Of his. lively lectures
ION the Art of Reading" gives some
examples of Irish peasants sayings
with the large simplicity, the cadence,
the accent of Scriptural speech. The
best is the benediction bestowed upon
one of the two authors of the incom-
parable Irish R. NJ" by an old wom-
an in Skibbereen: "Sure ye're always
laughing!% That We may laugh in the
sight Of the glory Of heaven!" The
writer once thought Of making an an
thology of such wild flowers Of way
side speech. He would have included
in it some far-traveled sayings, such
as that of the freighter in the alkaline
districts Of Alberta, who said, point
ing with his whip to an intensely blue
lake on the horizon, "Bitter-as a dy-
ing mans sweat is that same water"
and the perfect definition of ghost
implied in the words of a Newfound-
land fisherman, ''There sees 'em
warming themselves in the noon
light" ~'.. = 3 -".~..~ r'>
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
SUFFERING Of A
LIFETIME ENDED
swords Can't Express Gratitude
| Feel Toward TanIac,"
Says Mrs. burlington.

"From childhood until got Tanlac,
I suffered from indigestion and stom-
ach trouble" said Mrs. J. A. Burning
ton, $40 Stanford Ave-, Los Angeles,
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
ROOM FOR YOUNGER CRITICS
They Have Place in the World and
aDuty That Is Well Worth
Performing.

The younger critics, says Haywood
Broun, are the lineal descendants Of
that little child in Anderson's fairy
tale who, when the emperor was be-
ing made a spectacle of and all the
world was being fooled by the sharp
tailor, refused to be quiet and cried
out, "He hasn't got anything on" These
young enthusiasts who have no posi-
lions to lose and no dignities to live
up to go about pointing to all our
literary emperors and calling attention
to the scantiness Of their attire Of
greatness, and refuse to be silenced
by their scandalized or terrified elders.
Good sense bids us welcome their hon.
est gaze at even the sacrosanct per-
sons. 1t can't hurt anything really
fine. and it's about time we came out
of some Of our illusions. William Al
len White sized it up about right from
the conservative point Of view when
he said in praising main Street,: "Of
course, I'm on the other side of the
street myself, but that's just the rea-
son why like this book. 1t gives us
fellows something to answer"
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Beware! Unless you see the name
"Bayer'' on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds. Headache, Neural
gia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothacte,
Lumbago, and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of AS
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture Of
Observation-Disclosures Of Salicylicacid.
ADV. B ~
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
Perforatinu Envelopes.

Perforation around the return ad.
dress of an envelope enables the re-
ceiver of the letter to use the croner
card as the address for a return let
ter. BY tearing off the perforation
the name and address Of the sender
may be taken from the envelope and
pasted on the answering letter. Such
practice, according to Popular Mechan-
les, will insure, correct addressing.
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
Owing to the shortage of small
change in Paris, half the beggars have
disappeared from the streets.
Shave With cuticura Soap

And double your razor efficiency as
well as promote skin purity, skin COM
fort and skin health. No mug, no
Shiny soap, no germs, no waste, no
irritation even when shaved twice
daily. One soap for all shaving,
bathing and shampooing.-Adv.
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
People who seldom attend church
frequently register protest when the
pastor desiresfa vacation.
A Happy Bald Headed Man.

Mr.. Tom Morris, Room 302, 1856 n. -
Sale st., Chicago, Illinois. has valuable BE
friend. a chemist for many years. Tom
says it stops dandruff and itching scalp
and makes the hair grow. So many o., OF
has had the recipe printed and will mail
it free to any person enclosing two-cent
stamp.-Adv.
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
Frank.

"Well, he's frank, even if he isn't
tactful."
"In what way?"
"He admits he wants all the money
he can make; he says in most matters
he thinks of himself and his own in
terest first and he doesn't claim that he
was happier when he didn't have
dollar to his name." Fas
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
Catarrh

Catarrh is local disease greatly infiu.
enced by constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE IL a
Tonic and Blood Purifier. BY cleansing
the blood and building up the System,
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE restores
normal conditions and allows Nature to
do its work.
All Druggists. CircularsS free. J.. -
+. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, Ohio.
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
Acid Stomach
for 10 Years
NOW 4 Different WOMAN
Earnestly Praises Eaf0I,i0

my wife was great sufferer from
acid stomach for 10 years." writes H.
D. Crippen, "but is different woman
since taking Eatonic."
Sufferers from acid stomach-let
Eatonic help you also. It quickly takes
up and carries out the excess acidity
and gases and makes the stomach cool
and comfortable. You digest easily,
get the full strength from your food,
feel we'll and strong, free from bloat-
ing, belching, food repeating, etc. Big
box costs costs only trife with your
druggists guarantee.
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
Passing the Third Floor Up.

WV s'AA"
SO I thought I'd read up on the law"
she said contidentially.
eyes, ma'am," eXpectantly.
"Can I look at it?'' inquirlngly.
"What department of state, madam
are you looking for?" anxiously.
"Why, the museum" convincingly.
"Quite so, quite so. That really Is
the place where quite number OF
them should be found but we are so
crowded for space that they still are
all up in the law library. Mr.. Bailey,
take the lady up to the third floor"
Richard Lieber, director of the de-
partment Of conservation Of Indiana,
was the expectant, anxious and meek
person in the story. - indianapolis
News.
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19

The Maoris of New Zealand, at one
time cannibals, now subsist mainly on
potatoes.
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19

PoStpoEed.

Postponed. ~.
"Then you don't care for this fuh
urist art" 49,.
mo, let the people of the future
enjoy it."
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19
Very Absent.

Maid-"Mum, the garbage man is
here Mrs. Newlywed---sTell him I
don't want any this morning."
The Tomahawk., 1921-05-19

The Sin In Cinema.
"Have you seen any Of those color
movies?"
"A few cff-cOlOr Ones"
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
The Time Ia Now

There are other seasons of the year. but none so , ., bona and joyful promises as the first days ., eladsome spring. This is the time when youth ,or. far ahead and lives many lives that or today .a of tomorrow; indoors and life outside lives ', marbles tops and kites as well as hVes or pencils yates and books. ,,.4,. ,,o oa,,
 This is the happy day when IHe stn.1 s,oora
 - x,ore souare yards of newly scrubbed tioors ~N" - - os women can clean in the same time
 rni. s the time when the last ounce of attraction
 .ohoolroon has withered and fled from tho "'"r -s,. i- the time when one departeth with sn' ,o,rt and pocket laden with marbles to a5 ,f,er suppertime with heavy N'''''
 ,s,r,,.r nocket-for the loser
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

This is time when the basement floor is clut- tered up with kite sticks glue bottle is not be found its accustomed place, and mothers kitchen apron does duty kite-tail.
 This is the time when more energy is spent upon finding years top Columbus devoted to the finding of a world.
 This is the time when young hearts glow with delight upon hearing that perhaps school will to be let out few weeks earlier the school fund is running low
 This time when any little lad would rather be the driver delivery wagon which rumbles along open than be president and sit in White House all day.
 This is the time when fellow begin practic- ing up his and maybe make the pitchers job the street corner team.
 This is the time when being boy is the best occupation earth.
 This is the time when-shucksi fellow could like this all dayl
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
Making Over the Edue.tion.l Code

It was. of course. impossible to effect reform of the states educational code single bi since sorne the effected constitutional changes while others could be brought about by statutory enactment. was, therefore thought ter that we get what could the earliest leaving the slower process of constitutional tasendment
 But we think that 1t would have been better if the friends of educational reform would have done batter to get together the fewest possible Der of bills to the statutory and tienaI changes desired.
 o' Yt may seem irrelevant to the subject of educa- tonai reform to mention again the unwisdom the constitutionaI convention in including in the basic document so much purely statutory matter.
 The convention warned against that thing but the majority procaiming that 1t to be God given document. the product of omniscence, at temuted to Iegislate for Arizona for all time
 The necessity for it's amendment has appeared <.stan but never was need of amendment great 4. ina present one the effort remodel edu- catiopal code
 Az If take. two years effect constitutional change however great the immediate need may be rd ,e late years attempted amendments have failed "a .ecure the approval the people not because the a.a,,. were opposed to them but because they did
 . ,,rdersand the necessity for them, and declined . ct. for them as they had come to decline to vote ,- initiative and referred measures which they do not comprehend.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

While all of this lining must provide certain deterrant to speeding, and while it furnishes an excellent source of revenue to the city. an ofternoon in the traffic court is apt to convince one that other measures are urgently needed to reduce the ever-rising motor mortality rate. Judge House suggests. for one thnD that better and further traffic supervision is required in New York, and he says that certainly more in spectors are needed
 The state of New York has just six inspectors giving road tests to persons seeking licenses to operate automobiles '' said the judge, while New Jersey has 34 and Connecticut 40. If New York is to reduce it's number of motor acci- dents, it must see that licenses are not issued to drug addicts and the feeble cally and mentally capable of driving cars"
 minded. but to persons who are physi-
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
SUNDAY MORNING. MARCH 6, 1921
Mag zoe be satisfied qoith nothing
 thdt shdll not haze in tt something
 of immortality. ..-Beecher.
Mir. Hardins's Addres.

An inaugural address is unlike either presiden- tial message national convention platform. The first must be direct and plain, and the last is promise of many minds frequently meaningless collection of words and sentences which variety of interpretations may be given. anyhow in tended to serve only the exigencies campaign. .s The address incoming president necessarily treats matters broadly and sometimes vaguely, fer the president understands that his office Is only of two coordinate branches the other being nore influential formulation of policies. He realizes. that there third much powerful force than either the administration congress both of them-public opinion-which is yet to be sounded. The directions which the people have given at the polls the preceding November are of general and vague. The address follows them and seldom goes into details.
 z, An inaugural address is from which few dissent. The principles laid down sound and moral Seldom issues dealt with in such way q to provoke division on them.
 But in the address of President Harding he touches upon matter directly and he could do for the reason that he deals with action not to be taken. that he is in supreme tro Said he But America buded on the foun+ dalton laid by the inspired fathers be no party to permanent military alliance It can enter into no political commitments assume any economic obligations subject destines any other than our authority"
 Tnere IS pretty pialn statement or the presi- dents views league association of nations which are strengthened in further reference to a uper-government." But there shall be nothing to closer relation and association the nations of the earth to advance civilization and b6ace.
 There is after all nothing inconsistent with what Mr. Harding has said with such League of Nations would have enjoyed under modi- fled by the Lodge reservations. They removed from the authority of super-government. Their guarding of internal domestic affairs freed from economic obligations and they left at liberty to decide for ourselves whether should into svsn temporary military alliance
 Thus know what kind of world association shall not enter. that the president can ppsak the last word. But exactly what kind of league we will participate the president refrains from saying for that is matter in which he must have the concurrence of the senate which he cannot bind and which would resent attempt to bind it.
 With the general views of MT. Harding to domestic problems there dispute-the allay- ing cf industrial disconent the production anl of every energy country to normal
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
WATCHING THE PARADE
BY JOHN PILGRIM


 
  rdoo with the Feathered ts Like 
  sntatouy taking bottle The fact is that most of na That belief one of nusged the niche that belongs him you'll find who the wife of If it not for her that the rough and
  his life baking bread and sewing rips in overal 
  accident   mediocre podders of inc strong, sou.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
COULDN'T FOOL GLADSTONE

The American born Viscount Astor, whose American wife is the first wom- an to become a member of the English parliament, objected, on his fathers death, to accepting his title of nobility on the ground that it would drive him from the strenuous house of commons to the torpid house of lords.
 T feel like MT Gladstone he said. one day to an American journalist. .Mr. Gladstone was held up in Thread needle street by a broker who said: I hear they want to make you peer.
 "sWhat they want said Mir. Glad stone is to make me disappear "- Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
THERE WAS A REASON

Why do you turn our every road hog that comes along?. said the nissus rather grossly "The right of way is isn't it?"
 "Oh undoubtedly!" answered he, calmly. "As for our turning out splanly suggested in this epitaph which appeared in a newspaper recently Here lies a man who died day Bravely defending his right of He was right, dead right, as he sped along; But he's just as dead if he'd been wrong.4
 Anon
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
R. |. P.
A Memphis lay
ondmened clients 5

A Memphis lawyer entered his condnened clients cell: Well" he said, good news at last'
 "A reprieve?" exclaimed the prisoner eagerly
 "No but your uncle has died leaving you $5,00o and you go your fate with the satisfying feel ing that the noble efforts of your lawyer in your behalf will not go unrewarded." ."--The Lawyer and (Detroit).
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
TO MAKE THEM PAY

Bacon: My wife is working new kind of a slot machine which she expects to make lot of money out of"
 Egbert: Really"
 Bacon: Sure thing; is attached front door, and when fellow home late at night he doesn't get unless he puts in s note.- Yonlers Statesman.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
NO ADMISSION

The senator back home. looking after his palitica fences, and was asking the minister about some of his old acquaintances.
 Flows old MT Jones?' he inquired will be likely him today?p
 'You'n never see MT Jones again. said the min ister MT Jones has gone to heaven.'-The Non- Partisan Leader (NIinn.)
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
WATCH YOUR STEP

drunlard of long standing has been reformed by an operation which removed a bone that prest against the brain. The Detroit News also reports a number of cures effected by the removal of brass rail that pressing against the foot-Kansas City Star.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
DOING WELL

You wouldn't think it, but I've just paid s5oo0 in ca sh for house. all made by my pluck and severance"
 Really! What business you in?" I'm a son -law"-The Non Partisan Leader
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
sTRANo ANDfwlLD

Do tell about the Great Wild West" said the impressionable young woman.
 You may not believe it." replied the tourist but found a little town in North Dakoto where there was not single motion picture theater."- Birmingham Age-Herald.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
pefIatinn the Farm

Beef cattle prices have fallen less than what they before this country entered the war. Hog prices are but trifle higher than in 1917 The average acre crop is worth less than in Febru- ary 1s17.I About the low level has been reached by every farm product.
 There doubting the statement that the farmer is pre-war basis-as far selling goes. He still is buying fertilizer machinery gasoline necessities prices considerable higher than he paid in the early months of 1917
 The American farmer long continue sell ing on a deflated. and buying inflated market. His selling prices his buying prices drop. He isn't philanthropic institution; he isn't in the privileged creditor class. But he does stand between the city worker and starvation.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
HEREDITARY PEcuLIARITiEs

According to evening paper the lady who has become the Duchess of Westminster has "one a boy.'' On the other hand the Duke himself has daughters both girls-Punch CLondon).
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
SLIGHT ACCIDENT

A Chnk by the of Ching Ling, Fell of a street car, ping -bing. The con turned his head, to the passengers said "The cars lost washer, ding ding
 The NDrexerd.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
coMPLETE DIRECTIONS

Every ought to save enough money to buy himself good, big farm" said the political orator.
 sYes and then go and do something else with the money" replied a farmer in the audience.-The Non- Partisan Leader (AInn)
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

The aviator -come will travel round the world by going high enough the world spin under him.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

Our present system Of Justice" would make a feIon out of a baby because the mother erred.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

Ohio having paroled thousands of hardened criminals, hesitates parole schooboy convicted of stealing microscope.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

Disappointed officeseekers the first half of the new presidents is pronounced the way it is spelled
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

Gardening would be more popular if one had { caddy to carry his spade. hoe and rake.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
THE CORY GAME
IN DANGER

War knocks the "L' out of glory.-The Nom Partisan Leader (Minn9
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

With Harding, Hughes, Hays Hoover, "H' pa. a-well large role in the new administration.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

"Bennie Scarborough says he is nobody's fool" T know. but will get him yet'-Youngs- own Telegram.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

of the Uncle population still moving This is shown by The SsT 
   nies wards since
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06
HIS PREFERENCE

T want you to see my house soma time." said an old woman to Georz.d Bellows at dinner. I'm sure you will like it., It has a ceiling by Indigo Jones'
 Indigo Jones is all very well. madam" said the painter in his whim- sicaliy grave manner, but prefer Inigo Jones. whose fame will never dye."-Boston Transcript.
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

The atmosphere of cabinet meetings will not be what it would have been had Dawes not been side tracked
Arizona republican., 1921-03-06

Is congress postponing the soldiers bonus until it will not be needed?
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1921-03-21
WILL H. HAYS WILL
EXTEND CIVIL SERVICE

Chicago, March 20.-The elimina-
ton of politics and the extension Of
the civil service in the Postofice De-
partment were pledged by Will H.
Hays, postmaster general and chair
man of the Republican national COM
mittee in two speeches here today.
"My purposes are to take the pos
tai service out of politics, to make
such rectifcations as in all decency
and fairness must be made to assure
a square deal and to strengthen and
broaden the service and to put the en-
tire postal service on practical busi-
ness basis so serviceable that no po-
litical party will ever dare again at
tempt to evade it," he declared in his
talk tonight before the Illinois Ath-
letic Club.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1921-03-21
SOME DIPLOMAT.

The Spartanburg Journal thinks we
do not understand its position about
Col. Harvey. 1t says that there is no
question about the Colonel's mental
equipment, but that his ability as a
diplomat is doubted.
1t seems to US that a man who
could take as sorry a candidate as
the republicans have been telling us
Woodrow Wilson was and first make
him Governor of New Jersey and then
start him towards the presidency,
and then take as weak a man as the
democrats have been telling US Presi-
dent Harding is, and make him presi-
dent is some diplomat.