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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-02-04
~ RAY n McCORKLE.

bits more than q majority uf them ars
worth. We can't understand how they
exist. unless there II n little -
somewhere. and We are sure that there
h. not. I, may De- the honor" thy
are after and II honor" suits thcri.
We are ticklcd o. death hut w.. wan;
io say r.ght her, that We had rather
have q dish Il chill and beans any
time
We have had a few "honors" In OUT
life, but We were jus, rs hungry after
the presentation ~ We were before. AMI
the patches on the posicriur cxtremit,
q our pants were Just as large. Tt
thunder with honor.
The Legislature is an organization -.
'hhlishcd for the purpose % legalizlng
everything u makes no difference
what a man IL doing. whether IL he
lawful or otherwise. he Is Just as sofa
~ the former kaiser IL In Holland II
h. has money enough % go tu Austin
and have n bill" or resolution" pas
81. Nearly every citizen In Texas has
sponsored one or more bills. and that's
the reason why Texas has nine hun
bred and sixteen million laws. and why
her constitution looks like q crazy
quilt" OF the star spanglcd banana
after q twenty four hour sclge.
Yet each year a few hundred fellows
ate sent down 20 Austin to mako son,s
more laws" This. So we are informc |.
will bc continued until all the paper
" used up. and then We presume they
will write them on the sand.
Wouldn't u he a blessing. dear read.
~, II some II these solons would get
bucket Il black paint and mark out
about 90 @liOO per cent Of the laws.
and then ge, busy and see that ,hs
other two hundred laws are enforced.
II Texas needs anything In the world.
us new constitution Her need ~
oven great than that 81 the starving
children In the Near East.
When q railroad builds line through
n prosperous section. the president ~
the roal gOcs down 10 Austin and has
bill passed which will exclude all
others roads from that country. when
carpenters get ten dollars a day foi
their work the paintes send n delegate
,e Austin who sees that It'll Is passed
whereby the carpenters are compelled
90 split the pot. n a law Is passed.
which prohibits the shooting Il craps"
the walking delegate ~ the Crap
shooters Association has the bill
amended whereby a fellow may shoot
craps u h. calls the game African
Golf"
There was one law passed which
made u unlawful for man In take
= drink ~ liquor. Later u was amend
ID Ia rcad-"unlcss he n alone or with
another person or persons"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-04-15

friend. Jack Darling. who was ex-
. pected back from II Photographic eX-
petition in Chile. Before Jacks re-
turn he was stricken with typhoid
fever.
Now he was slowly getting we'll,
nut the days seemed long and even
Saunders faithful presence at times
irritntcd the invalid. On such occa-
sions. he took refuge with his
Dream Girl, as h" had named her.
Big gray eyes, and crinkly, sun
shiny hair--thc description exactly
fitted Persis Meredith, who at the
very instant Stanford WAS putting
| his questions 10 Saunders was sitting
In her small bare roo,u, gazing dis
, cOnsointeiy at picture in her hand.
"Well, it's back to Milton for Inc
and all my dreams over. Back to
! uncle and aunt, and, suppose, back
to you. John. You sneered at my
wanting to try my wings in the city.
| and guess you were right But who'd
ever think I would have fallen in love
with married mani" and Persis
crumpied up the picture Of n plain
tSdtuieu SOuln 0!lN threw II into Tho
basket.
Then. after hopping her eyes with
her handkerchief and sl,bbinr bor
pretty nose with Il bit Of powder. she
put on shabby jacket. mendcd
gloves. and little hat with Il blue
feather
Just as pcrsis WAS poss;n., vo,,,,.
Wes,on'S apartment, The door ,ncncJ
and Saunders came out, lcovjnn the
door Just enough aiar for y n,ir of
liStlrSS eyes gazing from thr ipncr
room to catch Il glimpse Of the bluo
feather of his dreams
With a sudden strength in hic v,,;cs
Stanford shouted: "IIj. ,,,rr, sour
ders, won't you ask Miss Blue Ic,,hor
! to humor an invalid and call on him,
Il momcnt?"
Pcrsie h,d St,r,nnd .,.rt -, ,,,
first words. and , flush uf co,o,. ,rod
her checks. ..Dh. S,und.r. 'hn
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-04-15
FAILED TO SEE REAL POINT
Or Possibly Sir Thomas More Did Not
Want to Heed Rebuke Aimed at
Ecciesiastic.

Bishop Iutilnpr. the Protestant re-.
former Of 800 years ago. had Il way
of relating stories in the pulpit by
way of illustrating his text. He told
one about Sir Thomas More which no
described rs - merry toy" Master
More was sent in commission into
Kent to try and find out the cause OF
the shelving Of the Goodwin sands
that blocked the haven of Sandwich.
Having called meeting Of men of ex-
perience he asked them what could
be done in the matter.
Among the company was one wbn
More thought WAS likely to know the
cause Of the trouble. The man nd
mitted that no one knew more than
he did about the coast.
'Fors0uth, Sor,' quo;h he. II hold
that Tcntcrd"n Stoeplc is the cause of
Goodwin sands. | remember tho hrild.
ing Of T"nt"rdeu Stceple and bn-
fore that there was in no manner Of
speaking amy Hats or sand that slammed
the haven. so ! find tho stceplc is the
cause Of tn" destroying and decay OF
Sandwich haven"
Nevertheless. More missed the point.
TIL" man was. Of course. referring to
the old story lhat III" abbot Of ST.
Augustine. Canterbury. had taken the
money provided FOR making good tho
soa wnll. and "Np"ndrd il Oh building
The Si""iiln. \" u consequence of this.
%" sea forced its way through the
projections TO Earl Euriwjio's island
l,, I.,ti
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"Snowball"
BY WILLIAM FALL
&c. 1874. Western New.p.per upion.) :


we have been friends fo- good
many years, Lydia"
'.And let US continue the same, Dan
iei."
The scene was In the neat parlor OF
the village home OF Miss Lydia Park
er. Spinstcr. Her caller-and suitor-
was Daniel Bracket, ten years wild
over.
Il have waited long time to ask
you the question nearest to my heart"
he went on. Il am disappointed,
Lydia-and 4 trifle hurt"
Daniel" said Miss Lydia. 1--WE can
be straightforward with each other.
l was the school girl friend Of yonr
dear wife. I am the friend Of her
lonely. wandering boy. You have asked
me II l would marry you. l will not
answer that question till you have TAX
en- Wilfrid back where he belongs
to your home and your love-"
Daniel Bracket took up his hat aud
left the house. He was not only trou-
bled. but sad. Wilfrld, his boy, had
been a wild. reckless lad. One night
the son was member Of Halloween
purity which wound up in an accidental
blaze. a farmers barn WAS burned
down. Mr.. Bracket paid fifty dollars
TO prevent trouble for Wnfrid, and
baniShed him from the house.
"When you have earned that fifty
dollars md repaid it." said the father
sternIy. "yOu may come back TO your
home. Not before"
That was six months since. From
that day until this no word hud come
from the homeless lad. Forty miles
away from Brandon, however, at the
very hour when that important inter
view was In progress. young Wilfr!d
Bracket, brisk. happy faced and
bright as dollar. was making his
way down a stretch Of railroad, whis-
Ting merrily.
Wilfriu had made good"
Wilfrid stepped aside to allow q
slow moving freight train 10 pass him.
Then he gave great start as its last
cars swung around the long curve. He
stared IN sheer wonderment ut the
figure or q little girl not more than ten
years OF age. clinglng to the top OF the
iron ladder on one side OF the car and
huddled up against Its rounds.
'"The mischief" uttered the astound-
ed boy. ''She must be scared to death,
or the pluckieSt girl I ever saw"
"See here. little girl" gasped VIII.
frld. what are you ever doing here7'
SNOWFALL" was the single re-.
Spouse.
"Who's Snowflake"
shes our own dear COW. They're
taking her away from grandma, who
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8 1921. by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate
Stanford Weston sat propped up
bn9ng the big pillows of his couch.
&nnders, his man. was carrying out
he tray with its tempting dishes but
af touched. For a convalescing ty-
thoid patient, Stanford did not have
all the customary appetite.
81 say, Saunders" he halted the
ian Querulously, did either OF my
rrses have big gray eyes and hair
ori of-well, crinkly and sunshiny,
lid did she wear a little hat with u
lne icather?' .,.....,..,
Saunders had stopped abruptly,
pay poised. mo, Sir" he said. NO,
II, should say not, SIR
All right" replied Stanford wear.
y. and Saunders went out.
It's queer" went on the Young man
himself; every time I shut my
YES see her, and when /. sleep
'raln about her. Must be vision
a">"d 10y my illness, but as long as
isn't real, why, wish she'd keep
, !. Of it, keep ont Of my dreams ="
Alln'ncd whimSically.
When Young WcSton'S fnthcr had
'"i' III" son had shut up the big
@!Se. With Saunders, he had taken
''HS where hc might be near his
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-04-15

try. The afternoon papers had it, IN
Guiding the Brandon Evening Tele-
gram.
Il told you Wilfrid was worth while.
knew he had the making Of n grand
man in him-and what do you say
now, Daniel BrackettT demanded
Miss Cynthia at the Bracket home at
eight O'Clock that evening. She point
cd to the newspaper she had brought
with her on her impetuoue, uncere-
, monious visit.
YES" answered Mr.. Bracket hum
bly,. "WilfrId IS a splendid boy"
you start right out finding him.
Daniel Bracket" ordered the spin
ster sharply. cor III never speak to
you again."
mo need. fatherl Miss Parkeri"
cried CHEEKY voice, and tho boy in
question burst into the room.
"There's that fifty dollars, father"
said Wilfrid in business like way,
placing Il roll Of bills on the table.
Mr.. Bracket pushed 1t back sheep
lshly. Miss Lydla's eyes twinklcd
Her wou!d-be sutton sidlcl up to her.
'"That question asked you THE
morning, Lydia?" he inslnuated gent
~.
"Ill think about the answer" she
said simply.
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Is sick In bed.
"And where Is Snowflake" Ques-
toned the bcwildered lad.
'She's In this car. saw the man
drive her I'm here from the cattle PEN"
Just here the train took q siding
and halted. Wilfrid made the child
climb down to the ground and rest her
tired arms, by telling her that he
would "see about things"
brakeman and another man came
strolling from the caboose. They
stared strangely at the pair. Wilfrid
began to explain. The man with the
brakeman smiled before the narrative
WIS concluded.
sorry for her. but she don't under.
stand how affairs stand. I'm Il con-
stable from the county seat. Mrs.
Cranky owed some money. and there's
All execution out. I didn't want to dis
turb her by levylns on her household
goods. so took the cow"
And this brave little child followed
poor SNOWFALL" said Wilfrid. Officer.
is the amount very muchf'
reply. with sympathetic look at the
child. I'D pay 1t out Of my own
pocket il wasn't poor man."
III l can pay 1t, will you release
the cowr asked Wifrid.
Eyes. and throw on my fees, gladly"
replied the officer.
The officer wiped away n suspicious
moisture from his eye as the little
girl threw her arms around the neck
OF the snowy white animal. cried over
he1 recovered pet, and then laughed
for Joy.
An enterprising reporter eagerly
gathered up the material for good
story. and when Wilfrid left the happy
child and her pet at their home, the
wires were clicking an incident OF
rare human interest all over the coun.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-04-15
Here's a Fish Story.

Trout vary greatly within the spe-
cies, according TO the nature Of the
waters they inhabit, the variations be-
ing manifested IN their color. size.
form. and fin-development, says the
American Forestry Magazine. As to
rheif weight. Mr.. Nallock, famous
American fisherman. claims to have
known Of one that weighed seventeen
pounds. while AS q rule they do not
run over three or four pounds.
SSRSRSgsgs@EgS2eRsRSeS
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-04-15

KNOWN You before or somebody mar
veiouSly like You. was afraid
would never see you II let you 60"
No. you wouldn't have, MIR. wes-
ton. for l am going away" replied
fers'S. note Of sadness creeping into
her voice as she thought how happy
She had been. even if she was only
making just enough with her draw.
lnSs to pay her way.
Stanfords face fell. To long inces.
sanity for the Girl of his Dreams. &c
have her materialiZc miraculously. and
ihen TO lose her! Impossible. But he
only said. DULY. Must you:"
Yes, answered PerSis, Smoothin.
out one of her worn gloves, I've got
10 go back home"
And is there somebody back homer"
he asked. the sudden flare Of jealousy
which seized him making him forget
how little right he had to ask such a
question.
f"s-in way there is. q somebody
VINO doesn't altogether approve Of me
but enough about Inc. Are you bet.
ter?'
~
!ng the realization Of where he haC
seen this girl. Ignoring her question
III his eagerneSs. Aren't you the per.
son who sent me stuff to eat and sat
by me sometimcs:" he demanded.
Taken unaware, Persis could only
blush and drop her eyes. Then she
murmured, But any one would have
done the same, I ain sure. You
seemed so alone-and one day l heard
you calling for some one and I knew
you were deliriouS and might think ]
were she-the one you were calling"
The likable face Of the youth OF.
posite grew tender. "Do you know"
he said, II think you made ME we'll.
But since you've stopped coming,
haven't wanted IL get better. ]
thought you were 4 Dream Girl and
spent all my time thinking of my
uream. l know 1t can't seem 10 YOU
rs If we were anything more than
strangers, hut-oh. don't go home just
yet. Stay and let Inc see You occa.
Sionally. Let me teach YOU to--iike
me little, 81 that some day YOU
might become i'll very truth ny--my
Dream Girl"
But Fcrsis had risen and stood fac
ing him Indignantly. ''Why, you're
married. Air. Weston" she said, with
emphasis.
Stanford looked at her in amaze
ment. what IN thunder makes you
think that:" he asked
"Why.' said Persis, when YOU were
dclirions Won talked over and over
about your-wife. You called he1
Oracle. and once you said: I'll be
glad when yon come home, darling "
"etsOn. TO Persis' utter confusion,
threw his head back and laughed the
first good laugh he had had for many
day. Excuse HE, Miss Meredith,
but poor old Grc..-siy foot two
inches, and a beard yard long, judg-
ing by his last picture from Chile.
Why, we were roomInates at college,
and when the boys found his last
name was Darling they Immediately
tackled The name Of Oracle in front
OF 1T and Oracle he has been ever
since. AS for the wife part, it's
what 4 fellow always calls his room.
mate"
Il understand now. Of course" said
PerSls. but the mistake WAS Il nat.
ural one"
"Of course, it was, little---I mean.
Miss Meredith" aSScntcd Stanford.
gently, 'but now that everything i
Strengthened ont. won't y0u give me az
least chance TO prove myself. first.
GOOD Fri ,I,,
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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08
Two Men in 20 Years
Disappear From House
OF Strange Fatality

COLUMBUS, Ga, Nov. 5.-That
Thad Mullins was the second man
to have mysteriously disappeared
from the country home he occupied
near Antioch, in Harris county, be.
came known in Columbus Saturday
when officials of that community
were in the city and reported thar
as yet no ACE of this man has
been found, despite the fact that all
old wells and other places have
been searched and the river dragged
at that point for some distance.
Officers say that about twenty
years ago Joe Slayton, a young mar
ried man living in the same house
at the time, disappeared and nothing
has been heard of him since. Unlike
Mullins, Slayton had not been
warned to leave. it is stated.
Many still believe that Mullins
body is in the Chattahoochee river
and further dragging is being
talked here
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08
COTTON

NEW YORK Nov. 7.-Uncertainty over
the export outlook because Of various unset
Ting features in the foreign situation ap-
peared to be gaining ground as an IN
Z, fluence in the cotton market here today.
The continued weakness of the German
mark was the feature most prominently
mentioned in this conqSction, while there
also was comment on MRorts that Ian
cashire spinners were considering a renewal
of organized short time should trade fail to
improve in the near future. Liverpool was
lower than due, ard the market here opened
steady at decline of ID to "a points, sell
ing off to 1920 for December and 1S:OSc
for March on the opening. There was IiY-
erpool, local and scattered southern sell
ing, but the market was steady right after
the call on covering for over the holiday
tomorrow and the ginning report Wednes-
de ~ e.. .,.4 ,,+, ,,r0rnoo, ~, Now
Orleans will be open tomorrow, with the I'M
certainties of fluctua tions while the New
York market is closed restricted fresh bust
ness and promoted evening-up. The latter
was reflected in considerable covering, which
gave the market a steady tone late anu
sent the prices up from 1905 to 1922 for
January and from 17.9S to 1916 for March,
or within three or four points of Satur-
days closing.
Washington advices announced that the
census bureau in connection with ginning
figures on Wednesday would publish pre-
liminary figures on the average weight Of
bales for the season up to October is. 1t
was felt these weights might modify the
market remained very quiet during the mid
die of the afternoon, with prices ruling
about to 10 points net lower, or around
1890 for January.
NEW YORK COTTON
The following we're the ruling prices in
the exchange today:
Tone, steady; middling, 1890; quiet.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08
Foch Is Impressed
By Military Display

CHICAGO, ILL.,, Nov. s. The mill
tary display during his visit to the
United States, in peace time, i'm
pressed Marshal Foch SO much that
be commented today on it during his
visit to Chicago.
''Look! Soldiers everywhere" the
commander of the allied forces said
to National Commander Hanford
MacNider, of the American Legion
as they were reviewing the troops
parading in his honor, and which
had acted ah his escort.
Commander MacNider explained
to Marshal Foch that this is not a
military country. Marshal Foch
smiled.
The crowd that stood on Chica-
COS streets today to greet the al
lied commander, was not as great as
those which saw him in st. Louis
or Indianapolis, though it perhaps
was about as demonstrative.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08
RULES OF TIE CONTEST OBSERVE TnEN

g. More than member of family mag compete but only
prize will be awarded .od nor Will prizes
be awarded than outside OF the family
where two have been working together
g. Three Atlanta business having connection yith
The Atlanta TWey Journal will be selected to act as Judges
and they not the Puzzle Man, connected with The
Atlanta TrWeekly Journal will decide the winners Parc
pans agree the decision of the judges final and
conclusive
All will receive the consideration regard
less whether subscription for The Atlanta TriWeky
Journal is sent in.
The of the prize winners and the correct
will published the December 9Th OF
The Atlanta Tri-Weekly Journal.
of tie, the particular prize prizes tied for
will be aside and second Picture Puzzle of the kind
the used in this contest with the cond
governing will be submitted the tying contestants to
the winner of each prize tied for No charge will be
the tying contestants the second puzzle In the
the second puzzle all contestants tying for the
puzzle will receive the full amount of the prize tied for
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08
Further Shortages
In Accounts Of Macon
Ex-Treasurer ALLEGED

MACON, Ga, Nov. 6.-It was re-
ported that auditors at the city hall
had discovered further alleged short
ages in the accounts of former City
Treasurer A. H. Stewart, bringing
the total shortage to $9,062.67. The
original shortage reported by the au-
ditors was $4,000. Since then the
auditors have discovered number
Of warrants that, according to the
records Of the city treasurer, appear
ed~to have been paid, but which have
not been. One of the largest items
was the Macon Packing company of
$2,43439, which relates to a debt of
the Macon hospital. The city of Ma
con gave negotiable note for the
sum of the debt to temporarily set
tie the account. A copy Of the note
was retained by the city treasurer
the copy being made to appear as
the original, it was said.
\ Nothing has been learned of the
whereabouts Of Stewart. It was said
that he once lived in Mexico and that
he may have returned there.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08
Southern Would Cut
Interstate Rates on
Ore and Fluxing Stone

CHATTANOOGA Tenn. Nov. o.
Announcement was made by local
railroad officials Saturday that the
Southern had filed an application be-
fore the L G. c. for 25 per cent re-
duction in freight rates of iron ore
and fluxing stone, applying to inter.
state commerce and intrastate trans
portation in Georgia and Tennessee.
The effect of the reduction would
be to return to the tariffs in opera
ton in 1920. The present rate. it is
stated, is one of the contributing
factors in the decline Of furnace
operations in the south and that
plants now idle would resume as
soon as the new rate became eff
feCtiVe
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08

N1S1bLE BUELL.
Wheat Increase, 100000 bushels.
Corn, decrease? $4,000 bushels.
Oats, increase, $1,000 bushels.
CHICAGO CASH QUOTATIONS
CHICAGO, Nov. Wheat, No. hard,
$1.O3. .
Com, No. mixed, 45% @46Ac; No. 2
yellow, 46!A @47c.
oats, No. white, 33A@S51ac; No. 8
white, 30@32Ac.
Rye, No. 2, 7SH@74c.
Barley, 47M60c.
Timothy seed, $4.50@5.50.
Clover seed, $12.00@1S.50.
Pork, nominal.
Lard, $9.47.
Ribs, $5.75@775.
ST. LOUIS QUOTATIONS
ST. LOUIS, Nov. Wheat, No. 2, $1.14
@1.19; No. 8, $.12@1.15; December, $1.01;
May, $1.O6T, bid.
Corn, No. 1 white, 1870; December, 44Ac,
bid; May. 50%c, bid.
Oats, No. 2 white, 3s15c; December, a1Ac.
bid May, &c, asked.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08
Posses Seek Bandit
Who Took 100000

KANSAS CITY, Mo-, Nov. s.
POSSES secured the country around
Holiday, Kan, tonight for a
masked bandit who robbed a mail
ear on the. Santa Fee Train No.
of from $4,000 to 100000 in
registered mail.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08
NEW ORLEANS COTTON


NEW ORLEANS, Nov. "A decline of
Is 20 IS points was registered in the first
half hour of trading in the cotton market
to-day mainly rs the result of uGfavora6le
political rrmors from India and cablegrams
from Liverpool to the effect that, while
there had been no ballot in Manchester on
organized short time, mills were going on
Short time independently. December fell iff
to f7.T0c a pound.
moderate demand from shorts took ali
the contracts off the market for while
and put December to 1877, one point above
the close of last week. The fall In the
rate of German marks to SO, however, was
regarded as very unfavorable, and toward
, noon prices were 10 to Is points under last
weeks finals.
Shorts continued to cover, in moderate
way, and the demand held the tone steady.
Around 80 O'Clock prices were 2 to z
points under the close of Saturday, with
December at 17.S4c.
NEW ORLEANS COTTON
The following were the ruling prices ir
the exchange today:
Tone, steady; middling, 1926; steady.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08
Salmon

The salmon should be put in hot
water instead of allowed to simmer
until cold water becomes hot. The
latter method allows the salmon to
whiten.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-11-08

The incest cathartic-laxative in
the world to physic your liver and
bowels when you have Dizzy Head
ache, Colds, Biliousness, Indiges-
ton, or Upset, Acid Stomach is
candy-lilze "Cascarets." One. or two
tonight will empty your bowels COM