The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1921-09-29

8 net income in July, the government
deficit Of 80 million. The railroad
want to borrow 500 million dollar
from the government. We leave it t
you to make your own comment.
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II French physicians, it is reported
have discovered that garlic will cur,
hardening Of the arteries. 1t is gen
orally hoped that the physicians ar,
absolutely certain about the cure
| Nobody wishes to adopt desperate
measures on guess.
An old fashioned father met mod
ern father on the street the other
day and asked: Have you given
your son the well known test, yet, of
choosing between the Bible, dollar
and bottle?" mo" replied the
modern father. "I'm afraid he'd cut
his fingers"
Fred was six years old and out
growing his clothes almost as fast as
they could be made for him. He re-
GREETED very much having to discard
a favorite pair Of overalls and sug-
gested to his mother that they be
saved for his little sister. "But
your little sister is a girl and girls
don't wear overalls," the mother ex-
planned. Little girls wear dresses"
Jaw, mamma, you don't know what
she'll be when she grows up" Fred
protested. "Why, even ! wore dress
es when l was as little as she is"
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Two negroes were engaged in con-
versation when one Of them became
very much annoyed by the persistent
attention Of large fly. "Sam, whut
kin fly am dis?" dat am a boss
fly" "Whut am boss hy?" "a |
boss fly am a fly whut buzzes 'roun
cows an bosses an jackasses-"
"You ain maxim out for to call me
no jackass?" "No, l ain maxim out
for to call you no jackass, but you
CANT fool dem boss flies"
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Six jurymen had cried off on vari-
Gus pretexts. When the Judge came
to the seventh he was getting sarcas-
tic. docs your sick wife need your
attention." No, sir; amt married"
What about your business?" "Hav-
en't got any" "No fence to fix up?"l
Haven't got fence on the place."
you think you can spare time to
serve on the jury this afternocn?"
4 do sir" The judge meditated.
YOU seem to be the only man who
las got time to serve his country as
! juryman," he said. "Would YOU
mind telling me how it happens ?"
Certainly" replied the juror; you're
.oing to try Jim Billings, amt you?
Veil, he shot dog of nine"
The man had just informed the {
'ullman agent that he Wanted Pull t
nan berth. upper or lower?" ask I
d the agent "What,s ,,,4., | !
nee 7" asked the man. "a difference $
$3.50 in this case" replied the t
gent. 1.-THE lower is higher than the .
PIPER. The higher price is for the =
'wer. II you want lower, you'll e
ave to go higher. We sell the upper 4
'wer than the lower. In other il
'ords, the higher the lower. Most !
eopls don't like the upper, although
is lower on account Of being higher.
hen you occupy an upper you have :,
get up to 60 to bed and get down I,
hen you get up. You can have the !
wer II you pay higher. The upper y
lower than the lower because it is 9.
CHER, II you are willing to 90 T. T.
CHER, it win be lower" But the Ii
,or man had tainted. d.
These automobiles" remarked Old Y,
u Misgivens, shave just about put to
rises out of business as means of
1t will be so in a -
W years, that nobody will know how =,
her to ride a horse or drive one. ~
hen | was young everybody rode ~
rises. The young fellows took their ~
rls to the parties on horseback.
metimes the young man took an ex-
! horse for his girl to ride, but Of off
Ter she rode behind him. AS she ca
d to put her arms around him to So 81
ID on it was very pleasant way he,
go and the longer the road the WI
ter. There were some mighty easy is
ing horses and some that were lust m
ether way. There was Sid Blink "
for instance. who made business !