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New-York tribune., 1921-04-24

hind his back, acknowledged tho fox
au'''o''' WIN single, short nod of his busb,.
mead and very faint smile that co,,,s
overcome his expression of puzzlemept
Sieaiihs MS throat while local Zionis. :,
troduced him as "the majority leader 80 -
Board Of Aldermen" Mr. Collins wsxroa
plunge into his address when the ovno-..' :"
offered '''y
Advancing one foot slightly before ~. -,
he said:
Gentlemen. | napnen to represent the .u.
jority in the Board of Aldermen w.
proud to have you among US. Tbosa -
who happened to be born in New YorL ~.
are proud of it. We think it is the yrss+...
cleanest, finest city in this world"
Einstein and Weizmann, shoulders +o,,.,.-
listened intently.
I'VE don't give the freedom of the city IA
everybody" boasted Mr.. Collins "Onlv e;ch.,
seven men have had it since the town bso..
Lately we have only given it to neonIs ~.
represent the big men, Mr.. Collins paused fl.
breath. "Men who have big ideas. Men H..
yourselves"
Mr.. Collins explained that suitably .,
graved certificate would be delivered to thon
before they left the city and bowed by w.v
of putting period to his address
There brief stage wait. The alder,r..
shuffled their feet as if they feared an ;nterro
cation as to what privileges went with +ba
certificate, whether possessors could drink heer
without fear Of prison, and then Professor
Weizmann began.
eve are grateful" he said eve know Hi.
high honor is conferred upon us because of n.
cause we represent rather than because of anv
personal attributes. 1t is to be all the moro
deeply appreciated. We trust the honor NAV
be a reciprocal affair. Some day, gentlemen
we hope to be able to confer upon you the free.
dom of Jerusalem.'
Hey, that's good, eh?" commented one of the
aldermen. "Dd you hear that? Freedom Of
Jerusalem Good, eh?"
Everybody shook hands, and then Einstein
and Weizmann were left to explain to each
other cryptic reference by Alderman Collins
to the strange ornthological resemblance be.
tween a bird named Falconer and a cuckoo
New-York tribune., 1921-04-24
By ROBERT B. PECK

~ we'll it's cliff dwellers. Among it's
4 = troglodytes the subway workers,
from train dispatcher and station
master to track walkers and porters; the
STATS of subterranean restaurants and the
guardians Of it's treasure houses
The position of these last, the officers and
employees of the safe deposit companies. is
peculiar. They are remote from the life
OF the daylight world. The subway workers
and those in the underground restaurants
are busy at tasks which have their counter
parts above ground. They are on the neither
highways of New York
Daylight is denied them but the life of
the daylight city is before them day and
night They are thronged with people from
the upper world who carry with them the at
mosphere of that world, whose dip below the
surface is incidental to their surface exist
ence and, in way, part of it.
Down in the bedrock, in bombproof caves
the men of the safe deposit companies lead
far different existence and, because of their
very isolation from the confusion of the
streets, most of them have broader view
and a keener insight into affairs than most
men of the upper world. They are cave-dwe-
ing philosophers.
Some of them seldom see daylight in win
ter from the time they leave home until the
next morning. Soon after leaving their
homes they burrow into the subway From
the underground station platform, where thew
emerge from the subway train passageway
leads directly into the basement of the bank
or trust company building in which their
vault is housed
There they are no thoroughfare of
neither New York, but at the very end of
strictly guarded bypath terminating in a
vault of laminated armor plate, reinforced
with steel rails and rock concrete. Patrol
alleys parallel its four sides, and roof and
floor are clear of contact with the building
surfaces above and below and studded with
mirrors In such way as to give the guards
on patrol complete view of both roof and
floor Of the vault
Entrance is gained by safe door which
unlocked, can be swung with the pressure of
finger and, locked would withstand field
artillery.
Presidents, vice-presidents, secretaries. all
the officers Of some Of the safe deposit COM
panles have their headquarters in these under
ground Businesses. In many cases, however.
the presidents and vice presidents of the safe
deposit companies officers also of the bank
or trust company in whose building the former
is housed and have their offices above ground
leaving the secretary below as the actual re-
sponsible head.
BE has in his charge hundreds of millions
o. :.-.ars in securities belonging to the lessees
Of safe deposit boxes. In some cases, doubt
less, these safe deposit boxes guard secrets
which are cherished more closely than the
securities themselves.
Sometimes admission to box may be gained
merely by possession of the key to it and recog-
milton by the custodian the lessee. In other
establishments the lessee also must sign an
access slip. AS his signature is on file this
gives added security.
Nevertheless, instant recognition and identi-
New-York tribune., 1921-04-24

Wv YRINKLES contracted the high fore
NV head of Professor Albert Einstein
w when he smiled This caused his
long-haired, bushy scalp to move for
ward and downward toward his eyebrows.
simultaneously the scientists mouth expanded
at the corners, revealing a gap between his
right upper incisor and his second molar.
1t was such an expansive, diffused grin that
it amounted almost to a demonstration of the
relativity of motion. Even the ears of the
learned Herr Doktor moved beneath his mat Of
hair. The Einstein grin was reaction to
mirth excited by this question:
Was the professor interested in the efforts
to communicate with the beings who are sup
posed to exist on Mars?" Putting at his briar
pipe, Professor Einstein heard the words in
curiouslv until they had been translated into
German by Solomon Ginsburg, a cherubic ap-
pearing Zionist. Then he began to smiie
moving his pipe from his unusually red lips as
he hitched himself to more comfortable posi-
ton on the bench before the grand piano which
SupPuiteu HIS cluoW as Wcll DIS d ISdtHeT VlOuH
case The question had been designed to get
the scientist down from his pedestal, and it
worked admirably. His reply, in German, was
animated and voluble, although responses to
other questions had been monosyllabic.
"He says he heard of the newspaper stories
from Paris about supposed communications
from Mars" explained Mr.. Ginsburg between
sucks at perpendicular cigarette in a holder
the shape and size of Moorish pipe. "He
says it was what you call a canard-how do
you say it? Canard? So! A canard.
After predatory grunt, Professor Einstein
had begun to speak again. 1t was all sugges-
tive of visit to an oracle, even if the scene
was seventh floor suite of the Hotel Commo-
dore. AS high priest Mr.. Ginsburg translated
diluting the force and condensing the range
of his principal remarks into this sentence:
He says it is more important for man to learn
how to behave this planet
Mr.. Ginsburg looked at his watch. Another
engagement was listed on the professors sched-
ule for o'clock in the afternoon, and it was
very nearly that time.
In an effort to pry from the professor his
views on the influence tobacco has had on the
New-York tribune., 1921-04-24
The interviewer F0rgets
to Leave When the Al
dermen Arrive With the
Freedom of the City

of better international relations-peace pro-
motion, as it were"
what kind of sailing boats?"
He says he likes the sensation. He is not
sportsman. He does not know what they are
called. They are merely little boats"
DR.. Einstein began to speak rapidly, ending
with "Nicht wahr?"
eyes, he operates them himself" explained
Mr. Ginsburg. "This has nothing to do with
his mission, with the Zionist movement, with
the University Of Palestine. He says his views
on these matters are unimportant"
There was knock at the door. commit
tee from the Board of Aldermen had arrived
to confer the freedom of the city upon Dr.
Einstein and Professor Chain Weizmann. the
president Of the International Zionist Orpanj-
zation. Alderman Falconer was not with
them.
Dr. Einstein laid his pipe away carefully
but made no other preparations for the cere-
mony before going down the corridor to ioin
Professor Weizmann in their Joint reception
room, odorous with baskets of expensive flowers
decorated with wide ribbons bearing Hebrew
inscriptions in gold lettering.
Then the aldermen arrived wearing tom
coats and hats cutched respectfully in their
left hands. There was Alderman William r.
Collins, the Tammany leader in the board. and
his escort included Aldermen Morris. Hannoch
Graubard, Ferrand Freedman .nd V1,doo,
The municipal officials ranged themselves
IN semicircle about the two Jewish scien-
t1sts Weizmann, with his carefully trimmed
beard, piercing black eyes and we'll tailored
clothing, suggested the hero of The Rise of
David Levinsky. Einstein, hands clasped be-
New-York tribune., 1921-04-24
NOT A WORD OF RELATIVELY
A Meeting With DR.. Elm
stein at Which He's Asked
to Talk About Some
thing Else-Anything

present civilization and whether he believes
future civilizations may employ powerful drugs
to stimulate the imaginatons of the great men
of those unborn days, the scientist was asked
about his own apparent affection for pipe
DR.. Einstein raised his eyes to the ceiling
so that his long hair swept the shoulders of his
coat, revealing at the same time that he wore
a rubber collar and green knit four-in-hand
showed conspicuously. Then Professor Elm
stein projected cloud of smoke at the corner
of the piano and began to speak again. When
he had finished Mr.. Ginsburg said:
"He says he does not believe his views are
important on other than scientific or musical
affairs"
When trout won't rise to a silver doctor
sometimes they will take red hackle Ac-
cordingly, after another question had been re-
layed, Mr.. Gnsburg, who was growing more
and more impatient, offered this reply:
"He finds H. G. Wellss books very inter
esting. He has not yet read The Outline of
History. He very much enjoys Shakespeare
and Don Quixote. Shakespeare especially"
An almost baffed interviewer timidly sug-
gested that he perhaps read modern authors in
addition to Wells.
"Dostoievsky,' translated Mr.. Ginsburg, add
ing, che likes best The Brothers Karamazov."
Mr.. Ginsburg was seated on the edge of his
part DR.. Einsten, though, continued to smile
affaby Thus far nothing had been produced
that would facilitate classification of the
professor in terms to be appreciated by New
Jersey commuters or Pelhamites. Such folks
New-York tribune., 1921-04-24

opened as neighborhood park this summer
IL Is not likely that the mothers and children
are going to be disturbed over the bars in the
windows that look down on the courtyard from
Two Sides Time was when there were plenty
OF faces at those jail windows Now the big
New-York tribune., 1921-04-24

TO humanitarian use and that patch of blue
SKY and square of grass and slim line of
shrubs should be made to do duty for the
ultimate number.
Inc Sheriff hopes to have matters arranged
so that the court yard in Ludlow Street can be
New-York tribune., 1921-04-24

eyes, but what outdoor sports?"
ooh, sports!"
An animated discussion between Mr.. Gins
burg and Dr. Einstein produced this:
He likes sailing boats and the development
New-York tribune., 1921-04-24

would want to know how he sought relaxation
in the open.
Music" was the secondhand reply. "Con-
cn'ts, symphonies, chamber music rather than
the OPERA
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21

LOST-Friday at the noon hour, SO,
by young girl. So reward if returned to
RefOrmer Office A. l.. 71-72*
LOST-Side curtain to Oakland car,
leather. Finder will please leave
at Lowell & Telfer's store, and receive re-
ward. Eugene Dairy. Tips
LOST-Between Brattleboro and
Greenfield Thursday afternoon lady's 10
Jewel Swiss wrist watch, 20-year case ref
cree No 4Ol5512. Finder please return
to Reformer Office and receive reward
1913
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21

ton, Vt, was a recent guest at the
homes of Mrs. l.. y. Stearns and Mrs
II. l.. Brown. Miss Atherton came here
from Florida, where she spent the win
ter.
4 dance will be held in the town hall
Friday evening, May 81, under the aus
piceS of the Junior class of the high
school Music will be furnished by the
Colonial orchestra of Turner's Falls,
Mass.
The Ladies' Missionary society will
observe guest night at the. Congregational
church vestry Friday evening. Mrs. III.
l.. Brown will have charge of the pro-
gram. StereOpticon pictures on Medi-
cal Missions Will be shown.
A sale of food, aprons, holders. and
paper dolls, will be held in the new annex
of the high school Friday afternoon, May
20, at , O'Clock. The proceeds are to
be used toward purchasing equipment for
the domestic art room. Tea will be
served.
Mrs. l.. J. Deone served supper to her
immediate relatives in her home on High
land avenue Monday evening in honor of
the birthday anniversary of her little
daughter, Beverly Gertrude. who was one
year old. The supper consisted of olives.
fancy cookies, birthday cakes, ice-cream,
etc.
Hotel Ashuelot, which recently was
bought by Mrs. Sarah WEIGH, is being re-
paired to some extent. Painting and pa
pering is being done and f. 7. Weed.
local electrician, is wiring it for electric
lights. tie viii remove all the gas fix
lures. The hotel viii be open in about
week.
The funeral of Frank H. Fuller was
held in his home on Mortified road Sat
urday afternoon at o'clock and was
largely attended. Rev. ]. II. Sargent.
pastor of the First Congregational
church, otiiciated There was a profusion
of beautiful flowers The burial took
place in Pine Grove cemetery.
The Peddlers' Parade and entertain
ment given under the auspices of the Con
gTegatiOnal church society in the town
hall Wednesday evening. May IL. was
well attended. At s o'clock an entertain
ment consisting of the three-act comedy
drama. Red Acre Farm. was we'll pre-
scented by local talent The cast of char
acters was as follows Josiah Armstrong.
the owner Of Red Acre Farm, J. II. Sar-
gent; Amanda Armstrong, Josiah's wife.
Mrs. Dwight ID. Holton: Laura Arm
strong. a poor. weak sinner. Mrs. AR. Il.
White; Jonah Jones, a farm helper. X.
l.. Fletcher; Junior, adopted daughter of
the Struts. Esther Smith; Harry Har-
court, his prohgate son, Frank Walker
Nellie Armstrong. driven from home. Mrs.
]. H. Sargent Mrs. Barnaby Strut the
COlonefs wife. Mrs Ernest Adams
Colonel Barnahy Strut. Crawling Cod
wollopers, Dwight ID. Holton: Tom
Busby, a travelling merchant, c. r,
0'Neal; Dick Randall, who seeks his
fortune, Ernest Adams, Squire Harcourt,
who holds mortgage, W. G. Booth.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21

FOR SALE-FOrd touring car in
good running order; new body, four
good tires and 8 demountable rims,
chassis newly painted. Price $3.50
for quick sale. Hugh Agnew, 102
Elliot st. Phone DID or 1917. 66-tf
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21
JAMAICA.

Jack Howard called on friends in town
last week.
Delmar Stone is working for Bert
Prouty at Pixies Falls.
Mrs. c. II. Hogan has returned from
her visit TO Massachusetts.
Charles White has finished work for
Edmund Roberts and returned home.
Mrs. Edison Allen is staying with Mrs.
Phineas Allen this spring
E. O. Wettyn of Cedar Grove. n. J..
was visitor in town a few days re-
Gently.
Charles Allen and friend of Brattleboro
called on his mother, Mrs. Phineas Allen,
Friday.
DIR. and Mrs A. w. Thomas spent two
or three days with relatives in New York
this week
Merle S. Bills has rented the Noah
Daniels farm for the coming year and will
move there soon.
DIR. and Mrs Booker and friends of
Worcester. Mass, are at their summer
home on the West Jamaica road.
Mr. and Mrs. Everett Walls and daugh-
ter of Londonderry visited their mother,
Mrs. Amanda Allen. the first of the week.
The saving at Edmund and Barrett's
mills is being completed and the man and
teams will make y. ID. Aliens house at
West Jamaica their headquarters while
drawing lumber.
Recent visitors at @. A. Johnson's were
Rev. Bert Eddy, recently of Massena, n.
", Mr.. and Mrs. Earl NJ Rufus and two
children of Mt. Mills, Mr. and Mrs. Mate
O. Johnson and four children of Sears
burg.
Leon Torrey is i'll with kidney trouble
Miss Stella Howard of Chicopee Falls
was at her home here a few days last
week. Her mother Mrs. Flora Howard.
who has been very i'll, is more comfort
able
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Rich of Provi-
dence, r. l.. have been spending a week
with Mrs. Rich's parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
A. b. Stark On Sunday Mr.. and Mrs.
A. b. Stark and Florence, Mr.. and Mrs.
Il. G. Stark and Marie. and Mr. and Mrs.
Rich motored to Walpole to spend the
day with their daughter and sister, Mrs
Charles Record.
William johnson has been suffering
much pain, as well as being unable to
work, as the result of two accidents. Five
weeks ago he cut one forefinger more than
half off while chopping his kindling and
stuck silver One-fourth inch wide, one
eighth inch thick and seven-eighths inch
long into another finger The silver
passed into the finger out of sight, hitting
the bone and then turning into the flesh.
1t was about two weeks before the silver
could be Nfels&oyed.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21
TWO RUM RUNNERS
CAUGHT IN ENOSBURG
About $50 Quarts of Liquor Sliiilfuily
Concealed In Car-BOOze and
Car Loss 5000.

ST. ADAMS May 21.-Deputy Ar
thur Mullins of Franklin stopped Pack
ard Twin-six touring car near EnOsburg
Falls late Thursday evening and after
thorough search he found a quantity
of quart bottles of liquor concealed in
every possible hiding place about the
large car.
The two occupants, w. j. Frazier of
Boston and Ben Alargie of Richford
were taken into custody and are now in
the Franklin county Jail to await hear
ing before United States Commissioner
Charles u. Watson. There were about
go quarts of liquor in the machine
which would have brought TO its owner
about $500. It is estimated that the
loss of the car and liquor to its owner
viii total over 5000.
About - quarts of liquor We're found
in the tank after the officials had been
satisfied that all the contraband had been
removed Some of the spectators were
looking over the car and in lifting up the
cushion of the front seat found quart
bottles neatly packed there The car
bore the number plate 6073, Vermont IL
cense, and according TO the secretary of
states office IS listed as belonging to Ben
Margie of Richford and was taken out
on a Winton coupe. 4 set of Massachu-
setts license plates were found in the ma
chine
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21

FOR SALE-Two-tenement
house, with garage for two cars,
all modern improvements. 33
Green street. Tel. 3SS-W. T0-tf
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21
statesmen

Cleveland automobile manufacturer Of
fers exceptional opportunity to high-grade
men to sell lightweight, l0w-priee au-
tOmObile, together with securities in the
company. Sales plan includes a co.
operative feature which appeals to both
car buyers and investors. Statesmen given
liberal remuneration Work already
done assures great future. District men
being placed. For information or inter-
view appointment, address MARSH MO-
TORS OF NEW ENGLAND, INC.
lFaetoFg EXhibit) 9G-9S Federal Street,
Res10n. 60 - az
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21
WANTED

WANTED-Table boarders. 13 Reed
St W.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21
SPECIAL NOTICES

CHIROPODIST-E Elizabeth 2. Bailey
POS Barber Bldg. 8 to 12-2 to ..
Phone 606-W. 1-tf
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21
TO RENT

TO RENT-Rooms, 81 So. Main st.
69-71
TO RENT-Two-room apartment, fur
nlShed. {. Miner. 65.tf
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21
HINSDALE. n. III.

The women of the Methodist Episco-
pal church viii serve baked bean sup
per in the yestry of the church Wednes-
day evening, May -, at 6 o'clock.
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin Leach observed
their Both wedding anniversary in the
home of their daughter, Mrs T.. l..
Robnson, in East Hartford, Conn, Mon,
day.
Miss Flora Atherton of Essex juno.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21

$50 PIGS FOR SALE-Chester and
Yorkshire crossed, Chester White. Berk-
shire and Chester crossed. also black Berk-
shires to s weeks old, So each; 9 TO 10
weeks old pigs, 81 each. These are the
large growing kind, properly weaned and
good eaters. / viii ship any of the above
lot of pigs COD. on your approval. A.
NJ. Lux, WOburn, Mass. IL
FOR SALE-A 6O-acre farm, near the
village. Fine location and very nice view.
Good place for hunting and fishing. This
farm has all kinds of small fruit and a
large variety of apples. One acre rasp-
berries ready to bear. Good water to
house and barn. A quantity of hard and
soft wood, about so acres of tillage land.
This place will make someone a good
home. 1t will pay well in small fruit. In
quire Sale Reformer Office. Gift
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21
Garbage Collection

ANY resident of Brattleboro village
whose garbage is not being satisfactorily
collected and wishing collection made,
should notify Mr.. c. NJ. Tubbs at No.
IS Organ street. Only garbage consist
ing of animal and vegetable matter, free
from glass. tin, ashes, etc, will be col
lected, and all garbage subject to col
lection should be contained in reason
able covered recepticle.
W. II. PERRY, Village Clerk.
Per order commissioners.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21

WANTED-Waitresse at the Brooks
House. 49,
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-05-21

FOR SALE-Talking machine records
bought, sold and exchanged. New Column
bia records, 80 cents each. A good auto
matte rifle .401 calibre, shot guns, 21-jewel
Hamilton watch and others, diamond
rings at half price. Bargains in many
things. G. W. Cushman, 127 Main St,
phone 239. 66-71
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-10-26
North PenObscOt.

Mrs. Nancy Hatch, with her
daughter, Mrs. Amy Sprague, has
returned from Massachusetts,, where
she has been for further radium
treatment for cancer. She has been
pronounced cured. Her many
friends, who have watched her case
with anxiety, are much relieved.
Walter Carter of Amesbury,
Mass, spent Sunday with his wife,
WHO has spent several weeks with
he's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George
Hatch.
Mrs. Maejorie Sprague had a
birthday party Friday.
Me-. and Mrs. Hugh Soper are re-
ceiving congratulations on the birth
of daughter.
Miss Mildred Hatch was obliged
to remain at home from Clark high
school last week on account Of the
illness Of her mother, Mrs Abbie
Trundy.
There have been more apples
hauled through here to- Bucksport
this fall chan for many years.
Several fine showers recently
and such weather! Ripe strawber-
ries, clover in full bloom and the
ever-changiug beauty of forest stirs
the love Of Nature and tones up life
with richer feeling.
Oct. "a III.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-10-26
Announcement by Mr.. Viles.

Augusta, Me-, Oct. 26, 1921.
To The Ellsworth American:
1t is generally understood that
Congressman John A. Peters will
presently resign his seat to accept
the position of judge of the United
States district court, about to be va
Gated by Judge Hale.
This will deprive our district OF
the very excellent services of our
present congressman, and WILL l be-
lieve, necessitate special election,
In this event, shall be candidate
for the position. 1t has been my
ambition, and l think this fact has
been generally known over the dis
trict, to succeed Congressman Peters
at Washington, and if elected, l
pledge myself to represent the dis
trict to the very best of my ability.
Many leading republicans Of the
district have been kind enough to
express friendliness to my candi-
dacy, and l trust that the same will
be looked upon with favor through
out the districe.
Blaine s. ViIes.