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The Connecticut labor news., 1921-11-25
ENGLAND FAILURE IN INTERNATIONAL
 SPORTING EVENTS
Nav Be Due to Fact That She En joys Her Games Too
 Much.

England's failure in international sport may be due to the fact that she enjoys her games more than other na- tions, and therefore lacks the concen- tration, at least, in amateur sports, that makes for victory.
 That is the theory offered by E. F. Benson, well known novelist, who noting an exception in the case ot the bull-like Beckett and the debonier rpentier-observes that British athletes at least apparently sacrifice efficiency to enjoyment
 The events of this miserable year in sports may now be considered over," he says, "and those of us who actively or passively, have followed them have, like the oysters in Alice in Wonderland been turning a little blue
 For of all the championships which have been contested, Great Britain, as far as 1 am aware, has only retained one-namely, the amateur championship of golf, and the holder of it, (Hunter) l believe IS, or IS about to become a professional in America.
 "In cricket, for instance, our se- qucncc of defeats in test matches beats all records. In lawn tennis there was not an Englishman in the finals, nor 1 think, in the semi-fnals. In boxing, an American stands III the first class by himself and in the sec ond class, also by himself, French man. The racket championship of the world is across the Atlantic, where the yachting cup has come to eternal anchor. In tennis no British amateur Is within I5 of Jay Gould. Our polo was not a matter for our American friends to write home about In fact, there is no game in which British retains a semblance of pre-eminence, except those in which she has not been challenged, such as her two forms of football, her bill lizards, and her skating, Certainly, at first sight, it looks as if the pessimist had cause for his croakings.
 But in reality it is not so. His croakings are based on wholly false but traditional idea that we, as a na- ton, are unrivalled in athletic exer- ciscs, whereas the fact is that we have only been unrivalled so long as other nations did not attempt to rival us.
 "If we look to our chronicles, we shall see that in polo, boxing, cricket, tennis, etc, the moment France and America and Australia began to com pete we began to lose our champion ships So let us get rid of this false idea that we are superior to other na- tions in eye and speed and muscle.
 But what is true is that we have always been pioneers at games, and that we play them perhaps with slightly more gaiety than others, for rightly or wrongly q think rightly we do not, as amateurs, at any rate, bring to them that fierce and serious concentration which wins champion ships In consequence, though we have lost every championship, we per haps enjoy our games more than any other nation. Or, if we please, let us specialize and be very serious, and then possibly some of these lost laurelS may return"
The Connecticut labor news., 1921-11-25
FRENCH LEARN BASEBALL

A French baseball nine trimmed a United States navy team at the Bois de Boulogne recently by a score of I2 to II. It is said that they display ed plenty of pep" dash and daring on the bases. They hit well, but use a chop stroke, without swinging through. This is said to have been the first game ever played in France between French and American teams.
The Connecticut labor news., 1921-11-25
AN UNDESIRABLE SON-IN-
 LAW.

"Daughtcr,' said the old man, sternly, T positively forbid you marrying this young scapegracc! He is an invcteratc poker player"
 But, papa" tearfuIIy protested Alicia Hortcnsc, "poker playing is not such an awful habit, Why, at your own club"
 "That'S where I got my informa- tion, daughter. I'll have no daughter Of mine bringing homc man that l can't beat with flush, a full house and fours. ."-I,ichmond Timcs-Dis- patch.
The Connecticut labor news., 1921-11-25
CANADIAN WOMEN PREPARE TO VOTE
 IN FIRST ELECTION
Balloting Throughout Dominion Mex Month to Give Them
 Opportunity.

A federal election is to take place in Canada December c. On this occasion almost half of the total voting strength of the Dominion will be a new and in experienced electorate. For the first time the women of Canada will enjoy the rights of full citizenship and will go to the polls on exactly the same terms as the men,
The Connecticut labor news., 1921-11-25

horses that defeated her on the trip from Cleveland to Lexington. Allen won twelve races with Single G. and Nat Ray nine with Jimmie McKeron. Snow also won eight with Peter Pater, his most brilliant performance being at Goshen when he trotted the half mile track in 2:O3I.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03
sKAGwAY DRAWS \ CIPHER

T new mail American steamship conpan'' HS ~ let and until June Kehkau Wra"se Juneau CoTdoa
 . and Anchorage get day mail service each way The companies get together eduos the government oA6A n make bea ee, togeher-hey day mail eoe way b' skagway gets NOTHING.
 skeway asked for NOTHING most towns do SNas w sent no wires to the department NOTHING She wrote no letters and got NOTHING Ketcnkan w-angn Juneau cordor" and
 Seward will have fresh vegetables once possibly five days while skgway will City Council did not ask asked for no change in the mail the churches and the other organizations request improvement and got it. sup , sway had put up to departmeu, situation No mail e
 r - @ two lines may happen green food r ,ht except when tramp in Skagway has lost one c, steamship agent another Why Be ..a.s ~r are so yo,terous n our representations
 Suppose Skagwy peut dollars wires to the posioh'e de
 rn Suppose she had represented they that 5OO people m saagway peone Hn and many more along the yk tributary o Skagsa benefit only in mail but Ire a, service by at every making Skagway port o call an. te winter happened? We would prob ,n. Lave goen it. asked NOTHING and 1t Il was no a business aud and NOTHING was received is hot expected that the nights @ into SauSways makes the post office de sn, sit up ad take notice the something . be done ls surp.uu of The road ,au had re money the saop-Dd Skag
 d d no; go ou; @ year. if the ranchers , or side a u Does Skasway care? Could >aarw. get ta bridge put it: Certainly she ,od Skagray GETS IT. Think about and .. .. s truth.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03
WHY DISCRIMINATE?
e. .. IS -ot line truth.

r.r-raa,e commcndabe courage and wisdom has ar Jones Marine bill which ... a cla. whereby ,ne CP, steamship permitted d, specifically allowed do in e states sutherland discrimination removed He seeks have rh" -~,-- p,ay thr states gel in point Of Serv tyr v. >,agaa, spend Sutherland commencing m @ s ,eioae u sa-a.s lhc als ,ao.t she .rvaae, Jouae N .AgAay oa wire 'o tae marine al grrrors comm discrimination o.~ds douu- "a. bette: advantage than an s ,s.se. interested American lines vn not spend , on money o lrrr unchaus,d why: send fr-a when ,aey choose Io, before the Yukon in the spring. We get month, and , Mas ar L.scruucd agatnsr Skas ,sg solng ro do anything
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03
rr,,..r wcr4b Small Fortune.

Ten rhou~aud dollars is 0u eNtraor, dnarv price for single plant: yet i was ngtd by English horuculwrt>t> for au orchid raised in America, Jh. Julteiryu .lru> alba
 This Cauelcya was tloweTrd in l9lv and exhibited uJ uu orchid show in thn United States. where It was awarded d gold medal The plant was found n 1903 m a lot of other specimens oi Cu,Irleya glgas. It was only hl chance .ha, rle plant was not sold for do. lar or TWO. The only reason was ih". after most Of It's companions had been dl>pu>ed of this one with some c.hers tnur were not In very good condition Was >rl aside. Finally all the Sperl mcns were pUgIed.
 To The great surprise of the horlD cuIyuriStS when, next spring, the plant came mp it was with pure white flow CTS. The plant was sold in London for perhaps the highest figure that an urcHId ever brought
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03
TEACHING HE CLASSICS.

Dean West Is right In telling the American Classical league at Its PhTa- delphia meeting that there Is more criticism nowadays o'-,he methods Of teaching the classics man of their intrinsic value. Thelr contact at a thousand points with modern life and thought is not denied; the bread basis they form for culture is admitted A certain reaction in their favor has oc- cured iu the educational world. Teachers of English have always been their warm champions and The teach ers nf history and the modern Latin tongues friendly. But teachers of mathematics and science now begin to see, as Dr. Paul Shorey pointed out years ago that the best methods "i teaching the classics are Sa muyh Ike the best ucrhud> of teaching exact science that rHe>e two branches oI a liberal education should regard each other win firm cordiaUu. says the New YurN Post The >aaeu, who comes uu Ju college after a thorough study us Ima Greek ur both, Is het- ter prepared To take un ~.auce than the student who has hreu tanned .n IuSs rAau#. vuur-rs.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03
FIND RELIC OF OLD LONDON
Arch Of Bridge Which Must Have Seen Built Centuries Ago Just
 Brought to Life.

A very interesting relic Of old Lon don has come to light according to the London Times, an arch Of old Lon don bridge, which was demolished dur Ing the construction of the new Lon don bridge, which began In 1895 The arch now discovered Is the second from the north side Of the old bridge and is close 10 St Magnus church. I, was disclosed during some building opera tons now in progress.
 The first stone bridge over the Thames was built In ll76, but the bridge was constantly repaired and restored. so that there Is no evidence ot the exact date of this particular arch. IL was apparently medieval and Is built Of ReIEate stone "Ith a very flat trajectory. At the beginning Of the Eighteenth century. however, three dal wrought-stonc supporting ribs were put in, and the middle one of these is dated 1TNS. The arch Is nOy vet eu- tlrely uncovered. but a springer at each side Is just being disclosed, and the span Is estimated to be about 30 foot. The under surface Of The arch Is ruu- slderahly waterwuu betuceH The add. ed ribs. It Is one of the arches close to which the min wheel stood for the raising Of water into the wUJurtuwer that stood ul0ngSide Jhr bridge This arch stood in The river and is there fore. an evidence Of thr limits which as time has gone on. have been im posed or rhr Thames .hr river being now much narrower llan it was in medieval times. Ir .> Wl er>Iood that thIS relic a' .ld Lo4dun Is Jo be care fully preserved
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03
n..,-. c,n.-,us WI. --rs-

New York Usf> ru -esa~ fn ifs snruIrH-.u m#Hana7e>. The head waiter of a magnificent earey .oEt me rnar for the hour#sr. r~n'u,y me n-e- fo--oa the vistrrg >oa-la~rar ra The sun or millionaire. The y"~0- man from Hohosus having his a--ua. H.nI uas read Sn much anrr au-r '.u> rha' hr thinks anything under S'" hiI. will be tossed haos ar him. The information volunteered by Inc hDrt walter cnme sc'rr a we.'-sunwu s0onH. thrift ngd departed vt'h TWO young ladies His dinner enoeE came Co S23 and he gave the waller S--rhe head waiter nothing. And cnut.nu"I -ho head waiter ">ee that young f"'i"" over there In The green suit with a large Adams apple. Ic has been snurkfnc or SI bills ro every waiter in The place. And he gave me @ half century note. I'm afraid his keeper will he along soon and make us give hack."-ENcharSe
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03
BLLCNB,R0 IN TRUSTS NEST
Ccr-e-ro0os=t of Scottish Newspaper Calls At,.rro0 ;o Remarkable l0-
 crcsn; he Has Observed.

Last week l discovered .n thc Ivy %. sunk wall m my garden a nest winch had an thu characteristics ot a
 .u-n- ur>. a#rU ma~genr. .lIu- only and which contained two eggs raa. uur w..I small h.aoa spo.s-rhe r--> Of sun- thrush. ur.,r> eorr. SD -feur. Iarer nn ! uH.7.d bird srruc %. The nest. only jue aaaa wa> visible. nu, Ir appeared ro ma lnw unr bird vas a hen hlucEhl0l and uo. thrush Ic va> some days be- fore , found The bird oE The nest
 ulru con .ou-Hu- fu. ] discovered that rrr u.a>nHp. ming us tac nest had hrnu slightly covered with dried -rH>~e>. and that rhe nest contained Uu- hIaeEhI~6's u-cS-hIulSh green Nfrh meTo6 ends The rwn rh-u~h.> r--> bad disappeared They could nor Q. ruga. ar zine ron. of rag wall below Jh. r,.>L hur -Hara was found 60. a ..uaH above r.. .a" raa broken egg ,. . ~m- thrush. When ! discovered r,a rn>. part of Irs nury- vaH was SGuE-Iy Torn. a> lf a eat had c'iwned ur rlu ivy an# auaeavnTot to claw ou- ..r Hra ,heu >.u.n- Is Il possible rlw rar thrush may have been scared away and rEe nc>. tasen over hy a t.acEhr5 and a5araet 20 har require r.rr->e None aE my friends vcrsed iu rUc habits or h.r#~. over heard at a similar rs~a-E -E#frHmr-n Scotsman.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03
GOWN HORN BY JOHN WESLEY
English wesleyan Body RsceIves GiT 0f Robs That Belonped te Found
 CT sf Methodisn.

The Wesleyan Methodist CouneXlon has fgsI greivcd from one or Ils leaa- lug .ayHyu a gown that belonged yU tbe Iuuurcr of MeJhodlsIu, according to thc London Daily News. Juiu Mes- ley alcu u l7aI, so that thc garment Is more Jl#u l3O years old.
 Tme iss>. oI course, lelJ lls marks upon Jhe -ouu. Some parts wg d.s- Colured and others are wuru aud patched. The material Is heavy, uEd upon iL worked u black, are flowers and pruncmC horses. As the great preacher was liuuc man, lhc gown must have hung about lls heels.
 h Is claimed JhaJ the guuu was a preaching gown. buJ E Is vrg a.s. similar To lhc ecr.e~Iasgcai garment JhaL, according ta authentic raeurLs John Wesley wore H lne g4E.r. IH- one p0ssg>~,> au ordinary Sleeve. and. EeueTaal -fraA.u-- a >.rsa- a. a.a#r. win ghr. >rg.u oi a Hiaea ~r4.E.-"..I.- The dunu. %. tHg gown .a- u.-u pre- seuIed a. l... ut shippers .rrl"la-.a- 90 Wesley. sr~e are in -an- g#a.Eaul and are .. .c sind Una, uo would wuur fU a.~ study.
 Wr>rg. u. course. travelled h-na-h- our Gruar Britain and Ireland au aH weatHar> uu his preach.ng tours and it wH> suggested that be wore ra.s Lra,g 9u.. SIS protection a-a.us, atmospheric conditions
 The Wesley museum contains large number of interesting 0..le> "l John ana Charles Wesley. Ij fso~~.>~s~ the study .Har ot John, and rrc>uu..E. as -fr tnam Ihr donor oi rae gown. Charles Wn-rg.s study c'a.r wia @c placed rH-r.
 A .al-. armnorucn 0f fhe visitors Co The w-rHm onme From thr overseas dom.ur.~ and rhr Cuued States. where ray w.rr~r Iu aH rha- -oarrs Co ,nr rar.y history ot Ne,haa5sm Is very e""a.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03
CROWOIEC TIE SEA SERPENT
otd Friend of the Ocean Sumner Resorts Makes Way fo, Pirate
 Sh,p FroGn EuS- a.

We believe but one seq serpent has Neru sighted >a far 'hl> ,e@."0 Per. haps lt is s,lN Hu'c rsr'E. hm the wra.npr has been hot eunH.h tu bring our old ir.rnd To rhe >ur'or. and no dnubt the fl"-n'nu.I aUI I". -H,ed visitors nc shore resorts and those who 20 oui 'n >rr m hoa.s tor a short dfsrarrp win soon hc rewarded with sight of hls n-ll head or fascl- mated hv jhe water cEuwcd mp by .hr swl>hiu- of his angry ,aN. How ever fi Is poSSihle. 'hur 'he sight more rglcum'af tn rhrfn win hr The pirate shin from Ru~>fa r'ar Is moving .n such a mysterious VHy ItS wonders tn nprfnrm IT rhis .> so. we are veriain that for ever, view nf yhe sea scr. perr That i> rrrurtvH un the part oi cretfhIr wirneSse> rrerr will be % equally rrNihlr witnesses who caught glimpse 0r rhe uen .c~-0r ut the Aeen long. low and dark c.,hr- iu>' hrfnre q submerged or ur the moment tt came lo thc >urface to euSt 'tS eyf about fnr new ship to capture and Sinf ur ru drug away rhe crew m irons ,n Ror>rpyiE Russia Ta the ".."r.s skrntt. who inquired where snn0 craft ,rrnrrd II> necessary fun th" less critical yuuu- wuuaU an>w"r'" rhnt ir probably operated ny electric ftv What could be mnrr probah.e:- Hurifurf CuUr0nt.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

"Thp ynUu. man r.E,."- a"~H at the age of raru,y-.aar wga husuc-~ administration .U.o#a. says Dean David uC rhe Harvard .as ness school "niI. receive a sa.ag of about S1 .SOu al nrsu This. however. should uug a.Scuala-r him." Great he#Nea~ ; Time wa~. and mot >o maus lrars ago when a boy newly oug nl college would have nnru euvlrd by au a.> class matr, .r ue landed au >I.>nH salary la rrr first yra~ ~w,> rhe Lowell Courier Cfrf-eu. ur wu> more likely r"s."n tn somewhere at about >I1 a week The prn~cu,-#ay youth. according '" Mr. David. will within few wears. 1t ue Is al all capable. be ne- rr.y.n- SIuun1 to SS5nJo.' How many Sg5utu salaries do you know or .n this typical American city that are open To young fellows a few years away from ro.Inge:
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

Not tno least of inc diSrnmfortS of hot weather Is waking mp m 'he night and worrying auuur whether or not you rcmewhrrca Co empu lur pan un- der Inp lneHUN.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

A >Iyuu>, vaL.,s that everybody .u> d -r erie duuh'e This rather tits mlu Jle v.ew or many who have .r.. . Hom. that the fellow who makes ,nr retail prices of meat must --.r s.lmn MeIn.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

The mIGado of Japan took the first informal trip through the streets oi Tokyo ever taken by a Japanese ruler and he liked jt. Even an emperor wgl enjoy being human.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

The talent or tae Unrr IS very un- like rhu, uC the general The gift of an Edison Is unlike rlm ot a PaH.rru>E. Eu, if you take rae rec ori> us those who have achieved fame, you win nud one aarucrer.s,ie alike in each. along with the iuumarable aarrrucr>. Practically every great man is d great worker Whatever other uuauun, you may have 10 en-. u-.r you ra bold an houored place. they win uor amoau, ra much unless you possess the faculty for hard work. And if yuu area -Hea. worker y'a are bound .o ao >me#ue u-eH.#n.e. eErn tf y.a gau short u- -ra.-ur~>. Never a.,rar as long as y.u ""a work and work harl
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

The fashion talks thu, pur us on rhe ropes in midsummer are the fore ru>r> and descriptions of fall and win. ter dTrS>rS
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

A~ ru,c. however, a rr~>'w'>i VIII q. r. rr work with his hand> than rar orrmts; will. for it's uo use {" be -n r.r.m.>t unless you Sprut about r,n.rnIrt> or your time hauduS iJ out yp,gfTy
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

N.. they >.E r.. most >H"'">s. A. New York ra.n- .or mourning For ..-.r. .r.-....., Thor. ], u.rHiu- .r.-.r.. .u., .. however, remarks r.a u..,..r .n,. T.. w.s- uau cru. g.-- widow r.a-.aa.r l> an fnr.1s.r .m# .neu she .no> her weeds ru .u. r.. gaze uf impression a...a sons .F A.1H
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

"In general" said Professor Fin stein. my impression of America was most favorable" Then an Is not lost.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

The people may not know just what they want. but whatever it may He' -,,o,- l-v,5-,- +frv want fr.
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

II is r.m.. ..a- I"..o Sam $ force u u.u m1w.a. revenue service is uar D.- ,..u-. .n cheek uD 'he errors In ghe income EaN returns. That
 help .or "r fellows a" keep
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

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The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

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The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

Nn.trr...~~ . may "..T '" >'".' hr-r chauffeur r'a w..~. .." high corn H.>.w.~ ... view a' a Hw-d " rlr ~.a. . IS d -r"" >.."."' a. >."" wr m. t..~ mg Ha The .g- r..a- "i a #r.>t.- and aar-~.E.- reform. Nma
The daily Alaskan., 1921-11-03

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Licking Valley courier., 1921-02-17
RELIEF, KY.

A revival meeting is in progress at
Old Paint Church, conducted by Elders
r. w. Wallen, Van Williams, Joe
Keaton and others. Many souls are
being saved.
Born, to the wife, Of David Hol-
brook, Sunday, Feb. 18th, girl--Ora
Mae.
Zoolus Prince, of Fleming County.
was through here last week with a
nice bunch of mules to sell.
Manda Hamilton and family moved
to the farm of Billie Holbrooks on
Lick Branch Saturday.
LeOnidas and Austin Hill and Rus
sol Dickerson all have whooping
cough.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emery Ferguson, of
Blaine, are visiting friends here and
attending the meeting at Old Paint.
frankie Williams purchased pair
of mules of Zoolus Prince last week.
The infant child of Mr.. and Mrs
Sam Hamilton has ben very sick.
SWEET VIOLET
Licking Valley courier., 1921-02-17
POOR BLOOD
IS JUST LIKE
SLOW POISON
Makes You Feel Lazy and DiscOur-
aged. You Get Nothing Done
PEPTO.MANGAN PURIFIES
Tune Up Your Blood. With II.
Notice the Difference with Rich
Red Blood i'm Your Veins

The man or woman or the child
with sickly-looking complexion,
pale wan face has blood that is fill
ed with poison. Instead Of rich red
blood coursing through their veins,
they are trying to get along with blood
that is weak and thin. 1t doesn't
carry life-giving qualities through the
body. You see those men and women
every day. They are so tired. Their
shoulders droOp. They slcuoh. 1t
is all they can do to get around.
AS soon as you begin to feel that
way take -Mangan, the well
known blood tonic. 1t will clear away
the pOiSons and make your blood rich
with red Gorpuscles.
Pepto Mangan is prepared in both
liquid and tablet form. One has the
same Medicinal value as the other.
sure you get the genuine Pepto-Man-
gan-"Gudc's" The full name, Guides
Pepto- Mangan," should be OH the
\package. Advertisements
Licking Valley courier., 1921-02-17
Luke McLu'te Says.


The Honeymoon ends the day he
discovers that her Golden Tresses are
nothing but Red Hair
You have noticed that the 50-cent
Prune doesn't taste bit better than
Il used to when it was only 10 cents
No man ever got too Important and
Ju p!ulJe l.usuM on lup lU!lu0ssI os
times of losing his job.
What has become of the o. f Dude
Who used to get arrested for speeding
because he drove livery horse. and
buggy ten miles an hour?
Once in awhile you run into polite
mnOyee. But he dosen't hold his job
0ng. He is always promoted.
A little dose of adversely would do
some men good. A few nights on a
ark bench will cure man of kicking
about the Hard Bed he has at home.
Why does fat teamster always sit
IN the end of-mc wagon seat when he
would would be more comfortable in the
Six mdiths from VOW you'll wonder
why you Alrried so Much over the Big
Worry youSpre now worrying over.
BE careful how you talk about Fools.
There are Sd MANY of them in the
world that tpu are bound to offend
some one.
When a man stretches the truth it
isn't because he AS so fond of it that he
wants it to 20 faA Ather.
A Gentleman nSver tells woman
that he knew her Men he was a Little
Boy. lie tells her\ \that he knew hei
when she was Litte Girl.
A man can do lots Vf things. But
any Wife can tell yoN that he cam
get anything ont of an Re box withou
spllling something.
II is heap better forN baldheadet
man TO he Sensitive mderW thah To d.
Sensitive over it.
We do not claim to havaWhy grea
Executive Ability. But wdNdo khoN
that you can jolly a lot more WORK OH
, of men than You can kick out VI then
The o. f. 1G-year-od Miss WAS q
fraid you might see her legs.N ht
it is different with the modern 1(tyeal
old Miss.
Many wife would like TO go AVA
and take a vacation only She kHN"
that her fool husband would feed w
poor Canary Bird on Dog Biscuits AN
ill the Poodle's plate with Bird Sted
A girl will do evn:yli ins, bl;t ac
modestly to advertise her molesty
And theme she wonders wy lie incl
do not fall for it.
Some tightwNds imagine that EX
Ipensive Things are things that yol
can't buy in ten cent store.