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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

on a par 4 hole and then tells the
caddy he will get him fired II he
don't quit talking TO the other kids.
This bird is Abb Ike and never done
nothing in his life thar was his own
fault. II he cuts hims.n shaveing its
because his wife use 10 be Presby-
terrain. II they's part OF the paper
missing it's because his wife has got
red hair. II he he spills gravy on his
cuff its on acct OF the Mrs being
born In Ohio. This birds wife Will
even get blamed for being there when
he asked somebody TO marry him
g.
Don't marry the man that after
he has went In the rough and lose
his ball and hunts for II 6 minutes.
and then he says. Il guess I better
drop another ball" but he don't make
no move TO drop another ball and
keeps on hunting for thee old ball
and IL he misses a shot he asks every
body. what did I do that time p
and when the caddy finely gets on
the green he asts the caddy how
many shots he, has had. This guy
don't know how TO spen sincere and
II he says we viii go in town some
night next wk. and see show they's
no need for the wife TO begin worry
ing about what to wear as she amt
going nowheres.
Don't marry the man that shoots
out OF turn and acts like they wasn't
nobody else on the golf course and
after he has missed one putt he puts
again when It amt his putt and says
s'ru get out Of your way" when hs
Amt In nobody's way.
This guy is what they call self cen
tered and he will probably make
money and be a good provider and
be stuck on his wife because she Il
his. but not so stuck on her that n
won't raise he'll IL she trumps hi'
l trick.
These birds Is dangerous and fool
lots OF people because they are po.
lite when Il don't mean nothing. bu
have studied them both as golfer
| and private citizens both and thel
u amt one OF them that don't be
| iieve in their heart that they's IS to-
many letters in the alphabet.
II s.
| The man that makes the ideal hus
l band Is the man that can play gol
or leave il alone and ~ don't max
no diferents II he plays good or rot
ton. he Is always sunny and hriEh
! and II its going TO make him lat
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19
SUNDAY MORNING. JUNE 10. 1921.
The ideal is the floaOer garden of
the mind and is gerry apt to run to
aueeds ataless carefully tended.
Mrs. Oliphant.
Yavapars v.ni.hino Hiohw.x Fund

We wonder what the people who have been blind
~ crticizns the 1faricopa county highway commits
sion would say and do II they were residents ana
taxpayers OF Yavapai county II their anger at high
Wy commissions is in ratio their grievances
they would probably be getting market quotations on
rails. and feathers in carload lots O. b. Prescott
The other day the Yavapai highway commission
BY vote Of to voted away 100000 to an engineer
ing firm Of Los Angeles in consideration Of nothing
which may be perceived BY the unaided and un-
clothed eye
Naturally there Is great deal Of Indignation in
thy county 1t the loss At sweep. per cent
Of the proceeds $160oooo which the taxpayers Of
tlaat'county had for construction Of high
ways The Indignation Of the taxpayers is the greater
because this q the second assault upon the bonds
which the same engineering firm figured The first
time the amount aimed It 100000 the design
ran up against permanent court injunction and
failed There seems 70 be such relief for the
t1xpayers-
Y This 100000 il to 90 to the engineering firm
pr services as "consuting and advising engineers"
The commission already had an engineering depart
merit organized at4a cost Of about $4,000. sup
nose that the CHIEF engineer and his assistants
competent; otherwise they would not have been )
p1oyed what there viii be Tor the Consulting and
advising engineers" 10 We cannot conceive. This
firm - = general engineering firm. well known
throughout the west, but We have never heard that
Il has specialized IN highway construction. But
- there would still be place where It could
such = rec acting II consulting and advisory
capacity II the engineering department Of the
mission is competent to handle program involving
tia expenditure Of $.b0O,o0o. At the rate that is
being sequestered. very much less than taat Will
Ne involved
IN this county, have felt the need Of
Honsulting advisory engineers IN the handling
1f the first $4.oo0,o0o project we DO not think
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

for dinner TO play : more holes. Why
he quits on the 18TH
he shoots when its his turn and
when he misses a shot he just smiles
and asks. the caddy about his home
life and when he loses bah he drops
another ball without l. yes or no and
he knows all the vile how many
shots he has had and can even say 10
and IL without chokeing.
These is the kind of men for the
gals to 10 after and the only trouble
in that they's only OF them In ex-
istents and one OF them Is what some
people calls a writer and he lives
here In Great Neck and has all ready
got plenty OF wife and children and
the other Is a man that lives in Bos-
ton and may be eligible after a vile
but just now his wife Is sewing him
for a divorce
RING w. LARDSER-
Great Neck. June II.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

may impose under the law just passed deprive
the packers their legitimate profits. 1t will only
restrain avarice which manfests itself from time to
time all human activities but than ALL it will
give a stability security to the stock growing
industry that it has not enjoyed for many years
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

In all the United States. and we speaking
by the weather bureaus record there
other the twenty-nine points reporting which had
such delightful weather Friday. 1t the only
from which variation reported. Its tenn
perature was lower than that of Minneapolis
Chicago. Again Phoenix for that day. well
for many days. the banner summer resort
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19
OUR no WARS

Though military nation, the United States
has been engaged in ITO wars military expeditions
during las years and has been involved in major
year of every six.
That's said by Secretary of War Weeks. 1t
should make every person give serious thought
every suggested method for putting stop
Particularly mothers. They should prea CHI
against their children they
old enough talk.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

yrs. OF study OF different types who
l have played with and not only
watched them on the golf course but
in the misery OF their own home.
I.
Don't put a man down as a bad
prospect because he Is an absent
minded golfer and looses track OF a
coupla strokes once in a vile lie
may be o. X as a husband provided
the wife knows his habits and allows
for same. Like for Inst. IL she wants
81 to buy herself a pr. hosiery she
better ask him for IS as he Is libel
to take off one. II she asks him how
many other gals he ever loved and
he says s. she can fikure they was Z
or s. She can get along with him
fine as soon as she learns the dis
counts.
Don't marry the man that takes q
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

Temperance worker says Carpenter viii the
fight because he drinks wine Guess he thinks you
can't get punch out of wine.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

Bandits ply their trade unmolested certa
parts of China. according to William Philip Simn
Just like America.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

New York celebrating Milk Week Every week
will be Milk Week by-and- by.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

Maybe the inventor of that machine for CROWN
hair bald heads could tell you how get gras
started that bare patch.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

Feathered footwear worn Paris. Should
popular with highfliers.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

Mr. Benjamin Satan is in error in 12>pt,s b.
dc. box statement the front page OF neighbor
across the way. in charging The Republican with all
leging lack Of intelligence the part of those
who signed the petition against house bill 3d. The
Republican made such allegation It knows among
its friends who have signed that petition
intelligent gentlemen. Intelligent people often differ
wisely. and 1t has been wisely ordered that they do
Otherwise, the world would be unevenly divided.
with all the people side and all the fools
the other Nature has mixed so that none Of
US can say for that wise and that those
who differ from FOOLS
What Mr. Satran in The Republican with
reference Bill SO and the popular intelli-
gence. was statement that the arguments
offered against the were Insulting average
intelligence. We doAnot mean that all the arguments
are insulting to intelligent readers-only some Of
them for in this mix-up of fools and wise folks by
nature. to which have referred, it inevitable
fools would into the argument,
and all know what kind of arguments fools make
Mr.. Satan will refer to files he will ascer-
tain that did not what he thought we said
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

The testimony in the Stillman upsets the
theory the offensive excusiveness Of the wealthy
Here was who loved her servants and
guides that she had previously arranged to wire
apprising them of the arrival of the expected
heir Many less wealthy people would have considered
such an the business of nobody but themselves
and immediate friends relatives. we
understand why little black bear" little white
bear made codes for boy or girl" Codes are
usually employed brevity to something
from the public gaze. There is not much, by the
Of the Stillman imbroglio being concealed
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

Don't marry the man that takes .
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1921-06-19

The man that makes the ideal hus-
band Is the man that can play golf
or leave il alone and ~ don't make
no diferents II he plays good or rot
ton. he Is always sunny and bright
and II its going TO make him late
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-06
COLONEL GREGORY
HOME FROM BROTHERS
FUNERAL IN ILLINOIS

Col. f.. l.. Gregory returned from
Trivoli, Illinois, Friday where he was
called last Sunday on account OF the
death of his brother, Henry s. Greg
ory, of that city.
Henry :. Gregory was a farmer and
pure bred stock raiser in the western
part of Peoria county and had reached
the age of II years when the end
came. He was born and hal always
lived on the farm on which he died,
When he was born the city Gf Peoria
was just beginning 10 grow, and Chi
cago had a population of less than
twenty thousand inhabitants.
Two sisters were born in the stock
ade at Fort Clark which was then u
frontier Indian post, which subsequent.
ly became the city of Peoria, hence
Henry S. Gregory was a real pioneer
Of the great state in which he was
born. He had never married but
leaves surviving him a sister, Cornelia
\. Gregory who lived with him on
the family homestead and who is in
her Slst year and two brothers, John
+. Gregory, II farmer and stock breed
er who lives near Greenfield Missouri
and Colonel Gregory of this city, edi-
tor of the Ardmore Statesman,
Colonel Gregory is the Youngest of
family Of II children OF whom only
the two mentioned above and himself
are living He was horn OIL tne
home farm at Trivoli, Illinois which
has never changed ownership except
by Inheritance since it was home.
steaded by David II. Greg ny IN 1885.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-06
MEDICAL SCIENCE IS
HELPED BY AIRPLANE

That modern inventions are the
latest aid TO medical science is Il
fact that was brought out in the
saving Of the life of Paul Alexander,
small son of Pauls Valley publisher
late Friday afternoon,
DR.. Hardy, OF the Hardy Sanitar-
ium, received a call from Pauls Val
ley stating that the son of the pub
Usher was in critical condition and
faced death at any moment owing
to diphtheria attacks which hindered
the breathing,
DR.. Hardy called out his special
aides, Oakley and Askew and with
the assistance of their airplane soon
reached Pauls Valley Exactly thirty
minutes after they received the body
from Pauls Valley, the boy was rest
ing easily in the Hardy Sanitarium
at Ardmore.
DR.. Hardy stated that if further
delay had been taken in aid TO the
boy, he would probably have succumb'
ed to the attack
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-06
FINAL CLUB WORK
REPORTS ARE NOW
BEING COLLECTED

Final club work reports are being
collected for the report TO national
headquarters and Ardmore Boys and
Girls Clubs are expected to carry or
the state banner after the judging Of
the reports at Oklahoma City.
Mrs. Minnie y. Church, county home
demonstration, visited many of the
towns in the community and collected
the reports OF the clubs The re-
ports will Immediately be graded and
sent to headquarters.
The grading reports consists OF
work IN the truck growing, canning
poultry and sewing departments. The
grading will be carried on from The
points cost Of production and the TO-
tai number of pounds yield in the de-
partment Of boys truck growing
The truck garden reports also TAX.
in the time spent in the raising of the
vegetables expense Of the garden
upkeep, number OF pounds sold from
the garden and as final summary
the net profit or loss on the garden
production.
The girls In the canning and sew
ing clubs Will be graded on the amount
Of work done and the class Of the
products
The BOYS aud girls club work prac'
ticauy answers the call Tor the do
mestic art. and science studies given
in the city schools. II teaches the
fundamentals Of the studies and gives
the students practical knowleree Of
the art
Carter County was awarded the
state banner on the reports of last
Nsuf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-06
COUNTY OFFICERS ARE
on LOOKOUT FOR THE
KINGSTON BURGLARS

County officers were instructed 10
be on the watch for band of auto
bandits, who burglarized Kingston
stores Friday night and escaped with
a collection OF guns and cutlery and
81 800 worth Of silks and clothing
The message sent from Kingston
authorities gave no information Of
the description Of the men or the kind
Of car they were driving. The mes
sage stated that they were supposed
10 be headed in this direction and
would probably pass through the city
Saturday.
According to Information the bandits
entered the store Of Kingston Hard
ware Company late last night and took
off $3.50 worth Of guns, cutlery and
ammunition. They later pillaged the
Surprise Store and took $1,000 worth
OF silks and clothing.
No clues TO the robbery had been
found, the message stated.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-06
AMERICAN EDUCATION WEEK

The National Education Association
and the American Legion are recon.
mendng that an educational week
be observed in all communities an.
nualy for the purpose Of informing
the public of the accomplishments and
needs of the public schools and 10
secure the cooperation and support Of
the public in meeting these need"
The joint standing committee for car.
rying this Recommendation into effect
has decided upon the name American
Education Week" and upon December
to 10 as the week 10 be observed.
j. NJ. Gwinn. Superintendent Of City
Schools, New Orleans, is Chairman of
this committee.
The committee has published and is
distributing pamphlet OF sugges'
tons Tor preparing programs for the
week, but II wishes the school authori'
ties with the cooperation of the local
post OF the American Legion. and of
all educatinal. religious and fraternal
organiza to make their own ar.
rangcments fer American Education
week, using the pamphlet only as
suggestive in preparing the program.
II is expected that the President Of
the United states, the Governors Of
all the States and the Mayors of all
cities will issue proclomations desig
mating the week of December 70
10 as American Education Week, and
that all school authorities national
state. county and city will officially
approve OF the plan and aid In put
ting It into effect.
An national associations interested
In the promotion of education have
heen invited to inform their state and
LEGAL divisions Of the general plan for
the observance of American Education
Week and To advise them to cooperate
with the nchool authorities and other
agencies, to the end that strong
(pr gram may be successfully carried
out In every community in all states
and territories. All Normal Schools
and Colleges are requested 60 help.
Coples Of the pamphlet which the
Standing Committee has prepared will
be sent to The officers of national
associations. TO leading magazines aud
daily newspapers, and to school au.
thoritios throughout the country.
The time Is short Begin arrange.
menis ror tho observance of ,Ameri-
can education week now.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-06
WILSON GOOD ROADS
GAZETTE JOINS IN URGING
REIXR0AT FOR LIEUT.. GOV

The Wilson Good Roads Gazette
dispenses with its regular editorial
column in the last iseue and devotes
all its energy and all its gooJ Eng.
lish and all It's forceful EXPRESSION
into one front page editorial in which
the paper joins with the friends Of
Tom Rexroat 10 urge aim 10 make
the race for Lieutenant Governor in
The neIt state primary election 10
De held in August OF 1922.
If Mr.. Rexroat should decide 10
answer the call OF the Gazette he
viii find that he will be generously
supported throughout the southern
portion Of the state' said an Ard.
more citizen" and he stands an equal
chance with any one else IN getting
tho nosminatlon.'
Mr.. Rexroat has many Ardmore
friends and he has endeared himself
10 the people Of sulphur among whom
nc lives at this time.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-06
POPULAR FIRM SOLD
TO NEW MANAGEMENT

Gabe Newman. president of New
man & COMPANY has sold his stock
in the company TO two of his inl
ners. :. NJ. Newman and Monte c.
Dillingham; and has retired from the
store
Newman a Company was organized
two years ago To take over the bus
mess which had been established by
William Newman now deceased. For
a period of twenty.sevcn years the
business has baen located in the
same building on West Main street
Since the organization of the COM
pany two years ago it has experienced
remarkable growth and it has
today outgrown the old building so
long occupied by William Newman
Gabe Newman was moved to Ard
more by his parents when he was
six months of age. He has never
lived elsewhere. He says he will
always live here. He has been in
the store tor the past ten years but
he does not like so well the mems
furnishing business and he Will enter
some other line of mercantile work
Just what he will do has not been
decided upon. He has several prep
ositions under consideration and he
says that after staying in the house
and at business every day for so
long period he feels lost without
constant work and that he must get
back on the firing line soon.
All the Newman boys are men of
fine character ana business training
three OF them are in mercantile
pursuits and one is in the newspaper
game now in South Texas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-06
TAYLOR h COMPANY
INSTALL BAKING OVEN

Automobile owners should feel proud
that Ardmore has one Of the best
equipped paint shops between Oklaho
ma City and Fort Worth. To their
up-todate shop Taylor & Company.
IA South Mill Street, has just installed
an enamel baking oven. This equip
ment gives them not only the distinc-
tion OF being the only paint shop
in Ardmore that can turn out first
class baked in job, but also the only
shop between Fort Worth and Ok
lahoma City that can turn out work
OF this character.
j. II. Taylor has lived in Ardmore
for ten years and Is giving all OF his
time TO the up-building OF the shop.
sparing neither time nor money, 10
make this shop the best in the West.
He Is confident of the success OF the
shop because he believes that honesty
Is the key note to success.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-06
R00MINC H0USERIFLE CLUB Is
PETITIONS HEARD ORGANIZED WITH
MONDAY MORNING SYKES AT HEAD

The Ardmorc Rifle club. affiliated
with the National Rifle Associa tion
met at the store OF Don 4 Cochran
Friday night and elected officers fof
the ensuing year and took such other
steps as are necessary TO comply with
the rules and regulations of the ma
tional organization.
The following officers were elected
c. l.. Sykes, president: u. II. Daw'
sou Jr., vicc-prcsidcnt; Don A Coch-
ran, secretary treasurer; j. NJ. Daw-
son, executive officer.
Bylaws were passed upon and adopt.
ed, and the secretary was instructed
to take such steps as are demanded
by the department to make the Ard
more Rifle club fun fledged mem
Der of the parent organization.
This afternoon at 80 o'clock all
members who desire TO do so will as
ON West Main street and proceed TO
the rifle range, near the city lake to
look over the ground and test out
their skill with the Springfield rifle
at various distances.
Captain Mclean of Company f,
Oklahoma National guard will take the
party and equipment to the lake in
the big army truck and all who con
template going should be at the
starting point promptly.
With an initial membership Of 90,
il is anticipated that at least 80
members will be enrolled in the club
before the last of the week. All who
desire 10 join may receive information
on the subject from Mr.. Cochran.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-11-06
MECHANIC HELD PENDING
APPREHENSION BANK ROBBERS

KtNGFtSHER. Okla. Nov. Ed
gar tBed)p Matthews. garage me.
chanic. h. being held by county authorl.
ties today while search is being
made for the three unmeskcd men
who Yesterday robbed the Omega state
Bank az omega near here. and es-
capped With approximately SSoo. The
robbery was staged in broad daylight.
and the men made sensational es-
cape.
Matthews. when arrested. told su-
thorties he had been forced at the
point Of a gun To drive the oar which
the robbers used lie said he had
been compelled 10 drive them to a
point several miles from town whore
they left him. lie took the officers
to tho place where he named and
posses to-day are securing the hills in
the vicinity