The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-04-22

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A WORD FROM JOSH WISE
Tn prccntage b always
against tn hay feIler.
A peculiar Girl
Il Jennie Lee.
Her skirts extend
Below the knee.
A peculiar man
Is Julius crumney.
He never played
A game Of rurnmy.
whats become Of the old fashioned
gents who used 10 say the street car
contract Is inpossibief
rheima Robertson. sos Rainier
ave. sends II:
said wlnks to Bnnka Why. man
alive. II really Is fright tho way
the girls all bob their hair and wear
their skirts so tight I greatly fear
the day ss near WHEN akirts and
collars meet They even show their
knees today. never saw tho beat,
The way they use this greAsy rouge.
looks barbs,rous and bold. there's no
way Of determining the young onos
from the old Give mo the sweet old
fashioned SRI Of drar departed days
before rouge was invented. powder
pufrs and caharees. I'll raise . storm
for dress reform on womcn's clothes
dresses down at least below the
knce- Now on your life. DON'T let my
wife find out what I just said. for
II was her spring outfit put this no
ton In my head,
And this Indian fHecnd- - by
q. H n:
Ln. . young buck from anohomtaA.
Paddfed M the canal TO Skokomksh.
And. without socks on.
Wed tho heIis d the snrmxun.
And went with bis BRIDE 10 0Ky
kou.ish-
1hSy reared thrss sons ana . dausA-
ter,
1hs htfsv diGs CLAIMS for / sguaef9.
One son a Pillchuck.
Anoflser &C stuck.
1hs third catches @efs u fw-
Who could b bos1er ehan . one
sycd man at . three rfnsed cfrcusy
J. ID. ays IT'S -onearmcd paper.
hanger with the htvea"
Any other nominationsf
Uncis Warren has shaken hands
Swith 10000 persons since he became
president And. no doubt shaken
most Of them
Fatty Arbuckie has gone on q dIet
10 keep fat. Co to IL. Fatty. The
wars over.
1he Prutlem Ia Was Il Coed Luck
o. Bsdy
whiA working with . surveying
p~sty Anr island Lake. John Dia-
mons. IT,. cut his leg quite badly
with an az. The lower part OF the
leg In cox. but either fortunately or
unfortunately II was the flcsh part
Slnat was cut. II the cork part had
been cut IL wouldn't heal up. but
would have to b replaced or re-
paired. but the victim would have
escaped tho pain. Anyhow. Fate de-
cided it--Rusk County CWisJ Jour.
nal.
Secretary Weeks Intends 10 ap-
peal To the veterans to Join some
kind of a military organization We
are reminded Of a recruiting officer
Who asked a veteran, How can
get veterans to enlistT the vct
thought . moment and answered.
Tell them the army isn't going TO
have any officers
No Wonder We I'd Wishes Him Wen.
John ROD Of CorrectionviIle has In
vented an oil burner. and we hope
Il Ia a success to the extent he can
realize at least s2.25 for running an
advertisement In this paper two
years ago and since that time failed
To honor Observation-Disclosures Qa)
Progress.
Rear Admiral Huse says that a
navy equal to any one country's ls
good ~ far az It goes. but wo really
need . navy equal to any two afloat
Be n good fellow. admiral. Make II
three.
SEshrdlu cmfwyp cshrdtiavmtao m
The world is growing better. we
don't care a hand what tho reform
ers say! Buriesaue comedians no
longer eat the peel of . banana and
throw the inside away. fewer men
chew tobacco and that denatured
cut OF William J. Bryan hasn't ap-
peared for at least fortn't