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The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-02-23
An Adventure.

Miss YelloUleaf-A man never saw
before spoke to me today on the street
car.
Miss Peachblow-You don't tell me!
What did he say?
Miss Yellowleaf-He told me to step
lively, please.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-02-23
Slain Mans Body In Snow Drift.

New York, Feb. 22-The body Of al
unidentified man. nalf covered by y
snow drift, who. the police b;!ieve. was
he victim of murder resulting from
illicit sale of whisky. was found in
n iona Park Two bullet wounds wer"
N his head
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-02-23
Naturally.

81 hear the young woman designer
in Madame Paree's dressmaking es-
tablishment is a very estimable per
son."
"She has to be. It is her business
to lead a pattern life"
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-02-23
The Weather..

Forecast for this section: Unsettled
today and tomorrow; variable winds.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-02-23

An English newspaper has discov-
cred a milkmaid who wears mono
ole
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-02-23
IRISH AMBUSH MILITARY
Fifteen Republicans Killed in County
Cork Battle


Dublin, Feb. 22.-A military patrol
of crown forces was ambushed near
Lilbrack by seventy men armed with
bombs and rifles an official head
quarters statement said. One officer
and three soldiers were wounded
The death list in the battle between
English soldiers and Irish Republi-
cans near Middleton, in County Cork,
was brought up to fifteen when two
wounded civilians died. A detachment
from the. Hampshire regiment came
upon band of Sim Feiners who were
preparing an ambush
Japanese Sentry Freed.
Toxic, Feb. 23.-A finding of not gull
ty has been rendered by the court-mar-
tial which tried Toshigora Ogasawara,
the sentry who shot Lieutenant Lang
don, of tho Z. S. S. Albany, at Vladi-
vOstok last month, it was officially an
nounced by the war department. The
trial was on the charge OF accidental
murder.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1921-02-23

James J. Davis of Pittsburgh, who
S mentioned prominently as the prob
lble selection of President-elect Hard
ng for secretary of labor, is director
general Of the Loyal Order of Moose.
l fraternal organization with a mem
)crship Of about 600, 200 in the United
States. He was born in Sharon, Pa.
md worked for many years in the
steel and iron mills of the district
part of the time as puddler.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02

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wul lNallNi Nii iil mle hielmakuf
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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02

10 drive II. 80 there would always be
somebody 90 drive ~. aed ma.
That reminds me. I joHt Din fpc1ins
about some bad auto sxaldcnta. there
seems TO be moro axsidents now than
ever. Heorr ono rite hccr on this very
page about car that ran into a lam
poet and the lam poet got aii the best
OF II. sed pop.
Axsidents win bappiD. ~ corse. fhais
ony natcbcral. bat you'll notice iia only
the reckless drivers that bump into
things and incurfidge things 20 bump
into. them and All that sort ~ bilnlr~
now II we All lern r. drive we could
oll use II, u certcny wouldn't gft fuety
for lack of somebody 70 take lf out.
sed ma.
fleera another one on the next page
about machine dropping on a bridge
into a river and they'll proberiy mover
get Il up agon and Il wouldn't no
them cny good n they did because
they're all drowned. sed pop
There's nobody IN this family that
cant SEQ a river wen lts rite ln frunf
Of them. I'm sure. we wouldn't have
% get sutch a big car, one Of those
middle size cars would be very nice
] like 70 SO up frunt. persinsiiy
weather I'm driving or not. aed na
was reeding yestldday ware ~
safer TO ride in an airoplane noVnday
! than II is 10 ride IN an auto and
bleeve it. ed pop.
Wen II you've made up your mind
Of corse you've made up your mind
sed ma.
Meening there ainf mufch chancs.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02

which was still burning Jack felt its
warm breath and quickly ran into the
kitchen.
"My, il is lucky got out Of there"
said BE-. Il wouldn't live long in a place
Ike that. Now | viii take a look in the
pantry: there must be something | can
do in there
"Ah. a pitcher ol milk, and l am
THIRSTY" Ills frosty hps touched the
milk and soon il vas frozen solid, and
when tins was done Jack saw a basket
a ifut on the floor close by the pantry
door
"They thought the fire would keep
Ia the stove al night, but II dldn 9.
They lcii the door open thinking j
would not dare come m, said Jack.
W ont they be surprised IN the morning
when they ind TINS fruit hard as stoneY
he touched each with his frosty
finger taps. and Just as he was thinking
+ the water pipes IN the kitchen would
d. the next upon which 10 work his
frosty tricks hc heard a sound that made
him trcmhle with fear.
II did not take HIM 3 second 10 rlr
nui ol the house, for Jack knew ths
suuna II was the cracking and snap
ping ol the new tire IN the kitchen stove
~ had been - intent upon doing mis-
ehln that he had oVerstayed has TIM
and Il was daylight Jack Frost u :
fearless fellow. bat there . one thlnl
from which he will always run and tha
is 3 good hot IRE. 80 he could not sta.
% see II every one was surprised by IN
visit. which served him right for spoIlnl
- many things. Don't you think so?
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02
GOOD HOUSEKEEPING
BY Laura A. Kirkman

vanilla. Heat gradually and let boil
for minutes, stirring all the time
Let cool before pouring Il over the
orange layer Of the dessert.
Even children like this dessert as
well as ice cream--and that's saying
a good deal for iti II is a suitable
dessert TO serve at LAP parties" when
a woman's club Is being entertained
by one Of the members; or it ls equally
suitable to offsr with sandwiches and
hot coffee on the refreshments table
at an evening party.
Tomorrow--Let Bulbs Brighten Your
Winter Dining Room.
All inquiries addressed to Miss Kirk
man In care u the "Efiiclen. House.
keeping" department VIII be answer
in these columns IN their turn. Thii
requires considerable time. however
0 dng TO the great number eceived
SO II n personal Of quicker reply Il
desired. a stamped and self-addresset
envelope must be enclosed with Tn,
question.-Tfe Editor.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02

hut there is a difference in having the
thing YOU want rendered to YOU on
silver salvar. and being slugged with IT,
Later on, YOU may be grateful for the
gift. After YOU get over your bruises.
The reason that women crowd the
theatres and the movies Is to see love
making properly done, as 1t seldom IS IN
real life.
But how do men propose? Each in his
own individual way. But there are GER
tain standard types that every woman
I knows.
There's the man who pops the question
/ in the confessional. lie assumes that
/ YOU are lust diving TO make a keely cure
Of yourself, and that YOU feel you have
/ a general call to be a sort of reformatory
I 50 he begins by telling you the dark
story of his life, and how wicked he has
been, and begs you to be his good angel
and save him.
The bashful man proposes suddenly,
and when you least expect it. tie doesn't
waste a word leading up to the subject
because he has screwed his courage up
to the speaking point, and he dare not
loosen his strangle hold.
He catches his breath and takes the
plunge as if he were jumping into a sea of
ice, and didn't know, or care, whether
he ever came up or not.
The business man gives you good
dinner of roast beef and potatoes, and
across the lemon pie tells you how much
he cleared in the grocery trade last year
and asks you how you would like to &c
into a life partnership with him.
! The egotistical man proposes in way
, that seems to say: IL know | am toe
: good for YOU, but | feel sure that yoI
will devote your life to trying to repay
me for the sacrifice | make in marrying
you" ~
The widower, poor boob, invariabl,
! tells YOU that you remind him so if hi
dear, dead Maria, and he never ha
enough sense TO perceive that there is nj
! one in the whole universe alive or dead
! that a woman wouldn't rather resembl
! than the first wife of the man with WHOM
! she is in love
Sometimes he even tells you tha
! ! Maria picked you out as her successo
and when he does it takes all the philosc
ply and self-control of which a woma
is capable TO prevent her saying. "No.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02
"wHAT SHALL SERVE
INSTEAD OF ICE CREAMW

Every Fall / receive letters from
reader friends asking me IL can
recommend some unfrozen dessert
that my guests will enjoy as much as
ice cream For although children
will still clamor for Ice cream when
the mercury in the thermometer drops
as low as IL can. grown people prefer
unfrozsn desserts in the colder months.
/ believe that the dessert introduced
in the dinner menu given below, Is
every bit as delicious as ice cream:
Tomato Soup
Lamb Pie
Mashed Potatoes stewed Celery
Picked Beets Quick Biscuit
Coffee Best-Ever Dessert.
Best-Ever Dessert: This is delici-
Gus dessert made In three layers and
topped with whipped cream. The first
layer is a cake layer; the second Is an
orange cake-hlling layer; and the
third is a chocolate cake-fllling layer
lust before serving time sweetened
whipped cream is piled generously on
ton. This dessert is served on a fancy
platter and offered TO the guests cut
pie-shaped. To make is, follow these
directions:
TO Make the Cake Layer: Cream TO-
rether 4 cup of butter and u cup o.
granulated sugar; add the beaten yoll
lof egg and y cup OF sweet milk
Now sift together IA cups Of fioui
land teaspoon of baking powder; adj
lthis 10 the mixing bowl and stir well
Fold in the stiffiy whipped white o
egg and flavor with y teaspoon o
vanilla. Pour this batter onto
creased loyer-cake pan and bake Y
minutes in n hot oven. When II i
baked slip il into the fancy dish il
which you mean TO serve this desser
and let it cool. then put on top Of thf
layer the following:
TO make the Orange Layer: Mix to
gether 4 cup Of granulated sugar ant
l2is tablespoons cf flour; add 10 thes
The grated rlnd OF y orange and =
cup of orange juice; then stir IN
won beaten egr and add ! teaspoon o
butter. Cook this mixture in the 90
lnf "A double boiler over gently sim
mcring water for 10 minutes, stirrin
/ constantly. Lot cool before adding
/ to the cake layer. When i is coo
( put on top Of it tho following:
To Make the Chocolate Layer: Mel
. squares Of unsweetened chocolat
and add to Il ] cup of boiling watel
q cup Of granulated sugar. 1 teaspoo
butter, tablespoons Of cornstarc
which have been dissolved IN y Gu
Of cold water. and / teaspoon {
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02

4 Young clerk in a postofiice in n
suburb OF Chicago has been caught open
ing the fat letters that went through his
hands. He was suspected Of being dis
honest, and on the lookout for money,
but investigation proved that he was
just a love thief. The only letters he
tampered with were those addressed TO
girls, and he ritied them in an effort to
find out how other men made love, and
how to pop the question.
II will come with a shock Of surprise to
women TO learn that any man is driven
TO such desperate straits for hints on
how 10 propose. We had supposed that
a knowledge of how 90 make love came
10 man by nature. as Dogberry thought
+ a knowledge of reading and writing did,
Also, we. were more than suspicious that
most women are not slow IN feeding
man sentimental cues, and have WIT
enough to give a halting lover the final
shove over the brink of proposal when
! they have lured HIM that far along the
path of eourtship.
1t appears that this is n superficial
view of the matter. however, and that
there are still men who choke when they
try TO tell a girl that she IS the only
woman in the world for them, and who
are smitten with pen paralysis when they
start to write it. Hence the world Is full
of exasperated women who have grown
weary waiting for the men to speak who
have monopolize their attention, and
burnt out their electricity, and nevel
come to the point.
II is 10 this class Of dumb lovers that
the postoffice Romeo belongs, and j
: they can get any tips from stealing from
other lovers, let the good work go on.
, As matter Of fact, il must be adj
/ mitted that, considering that men have
: had monopoly of all active love-inakipl
ever since Adam told Eve she was 1t Il
, the Garden of Eden, they do it yer!
badly.
They balk at the critical moment
I They are tongue-tied when they shoul'
be fluent They choose the wrong tim
and place, and generally bungle tn
situation. They outrage the artlstl
/ prophecies, They sit down and squasl
i the halo Of romance that woman ha
woven about the affair.
; Every woman has dreamed of beinj
wooed in Booth Harrington language
+, and Of being able TO treasure the memoir
> Of her proposal TO her dying day, bu
= when the time comes the man shoves
commonplace question at her in a com
. monplace way, and it skaters the ideal
of a lifetime
When the average man asks q gil
! TO marry him she bursts into tears. II
thinks she is weeping with Joy at gettin
such good things as he is. In reality
/. she is CRYING with disappointment !
: the way he did il. She had expected I
be able 70 tell her grand children ho
J grandpa proposed, but--well, one ,
? the secrets that no woman ever tells
q what her husband said when he real
, popped the question.
OF course, women are generally gla
enough to get proposal on any term
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02
A MAN TO HIS MATE
BY j. ALLEN DUNN
cor,r right Rohbs Merrill Co.

weren't in on the original deal. But /
find YOU doing all the talking, making
noe offers. You drugged me on your
own impulse. Where's the skipper
How docs he stand in this natter"
You're asking good deal for an
outsider, II seems to me, Rainey.
came to you partly rs your doctor.
But speak for the captain and the
crew. Don't worry about that
And Iundg" Rainey had gathered
that the doctor resented Lund.
Carlsen's ewes narrowed.
"Lund will be taken care of" he
said, and. for the life of him, Ralney
could not judge the statement Tor
threat or friendly promise. AS Tor
my status, expect to be captain
Simms' son-ln-law as soon as the trip
u oyer"
AN right" said Rainey. Carlsen's
announcement surprised him. Some
how he could not place the glrl as the
doctors hancec. :.
lie rose and bathed face and hands
Garrison left the cabin. The main room
was empty when Raincy entered, but
there was place set at the table.
The main cabin was we'll appointed
in hardwood. with red cushions ON the
transoms and creeping plant or so
hanging here and there. A canary
chirpcd up and broke sinto rolling song.
IL Was all homy, innocuous. Yet he
had been druggcd. at the same table
not so long before. And now he was
pledged n share of ungathered gold. 1t
was far cry back TO his desk in the
Times office.
\ Japanese entered, sturdy, of white
clad figure. deft, polite, incurious. lie
had brought in some ham and eggs,
strong coffee, sliced canned peaches,
bread and butter. lie served as Rainey
ate heartily, feeling his old self coming
hack with the food, especially with the
coffee
Thanks. Tamada." he said as he
pushed aside this plate at last.
Everything alright, slrg' purred the
Japanese.
| Rainev nodded. The "sir" was re.
assuring. tie was accepted as n some
hodv avoard the karlhuk. Tamads
cleared away swiftly. and Rainey iel
for has own cigarettes. Some one wa
snoring IN q stateroom oil the cabin
land he lancicd by It's volume IT wa
lmnd
| ID was a divided ships company
after an. For he knew that Lund
handicapped with his blindness, woul'
live pcrpctually suspicious of Simms
Aud the doctor was against Lund
Raineys own position was n paradox.
Tie started for the companionway
and = slight sound made him turn, {
. face the girl She looked az him cas-
ually as Rainey. to his annoyance
flushed.
TO be continuedl
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02
WHY?
whs do we speak Of Trouele-makers
a. "Jlngees."
Copy wright 1890 by
Wheeler syndicate. Inc

Every time that the black cloud Of
war casts its shadow over any OF the
nations 81 the world there is one word
that ls almost certain 20 make it's ap-
pearance upon the editorial pages Of
English and American newspapers--
Jhe term lingo as applied 10 those
who seek % create trouble or foster
discomfort between nations.
parsntleas. so far a. actual deriva-
tIun ls concerned. the term goes back
io the days of the Russo Turkish War
when & appeared more than likely
chat Great Britain would be drawn
nto the conflict. A popular song in
England a. that time had the refrain:
We don't want 10 hght, but, by
iiHRo. f We DO
We've got tho men. we've got the
ahlns we've got the money. too"
Here the "by J!ngo," was merely an
uNulnmatiou--whic some authorities
Nrafe % a pagan deity---a sort Of half
brother 20 "by Jovo.' But the song
became 80 popular that the streets
rang with d and had Il not boen for
lnr diplomacy uf those In power. Eng
lend would have found herself en-
ianHled Ia a quarrel Ia which she had
un real persona interests. On top Of
lhls came the elections Ia which the
Liberals. headed by Gladstone. referred
i0 lhe fofulgu policy Of the Tories as
being une of "bloodahcd, glory and
llnE1iam' Thia gave the term addi-
lIaHHI standing and. ever since this
llmt q has been used 60 indicate those
uf bpHiFersut lnstlncts-those who. FOR
unr reason "a another. are apt 10 rush
HfadlunN into war without proper con-
sldrmflon f0r the lives OF principles
Hf stake.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02
tNsrAt.l.MrNT q.

"\es.s ilows Whcnf We're well of
ta,~ Men.loeino, heading norwcst
os iheraluula Nothing between us
and lnalazka hut fog aud deep water.
Nslnre Ne get hack Noul see the pay
nenl IN y different light. We're not
,ulnies This was PLAIN business. \
,nlllion ~ morc IN sight.
elund nearly spilled things AS Il
vas. faving the wa, he did. It's a Won
slus son,c one didn't oNcrhear HIM with
~npe enough Ia tumble.
"lut We didn't take any risks after
HE blowing oil lie might haye done
u nahof, hclorr You brought him
stoard don't think So. but he might.
And ~ might You. later.
nd have given you my word. :
"And meant 60 keep H. But YOU 4
have lscvn an uncertain iactor weak
hnk You knew too much. suppose
she katmk fought up "a kotkellue bay
and lound q dofcn powcr-vcsscls hang
ins about. waiting Tor us 70 lead them
o. the hcaehq And we'd have worried
hll the way up. with Nou loose
"A don't suppose Nuur salary - much
over thitiV week Is ~ Now, then,
het, Nnu hfc IN luf a touch Of real adj
venture. better than CLEANING dock gos-
s,n. al Il rcd.hlOudvd man. II we win
and Vnu saw the gold you WIN. We
s>i,cc, a. awe Nou share. More than
Nau 4 earn Ia Ten years. likely, more than
would L. apt to save ia lifetime. We
lnlnalAd Nuu lor Your own good. Non -
plsonct a. luNe, With the ran ct TIE
shp
"A can work my pasaagc sand
nains, llv didn't trust the doctor
ihmah ~ Thought he'd play fair about
thp psld lml ID Was funny, his as
tulniHA puhiiol 4,
HA6" The durlor appeared 20 DIS
u.lH thp subject With s0mc fchci
tMpll. hv went gn. are Nuu open Z,
naah and londf Inn sorry about
,mn nlendn aud folks ashorc, hu'
,mp nm ihp hast prodleal who ha'
eauN hack with The latlcd cali INSTEAD
~ hHnnfN Gov h.
ifhal pad 81 Il i an right. sai,
ilalntN. lhpw Nas nu hrlp lor th'
situation. save to make the mnst q
Il snd lhp ls.st "nul ia like o. asl
sou A upslun
Nt.o ahead. Have q rieaultct
llainr, wnuld rather haNp lakcn
ifam ansunn else, hW che whln a
iufninu luhacrn. a. 1aflWn lu up
.atn him an Irresistible craving Tor
MuHke ilasidps. t wouldn't DO "a
ihp dafiof Va know hr misluislcd HIN
Il hp was in he q part ol thc ship
hle lheW Was Hmal Nns in actin
tsiiishlN a. inuh thp oleawttc, as
,tip.l ilu hight and inhaled gratefully
What lhruuealiunt asked tarlsci
NAun wpuut on che last trip No
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02

no matter how much she really wants
the man, for no woman likes TO be re-
minded that another woman left her old
shoes.
No, men certainly are dubs at popping
the question. They certainly do need
20 improve their game, and considering
that every man has proposed once, and
most men number OF times, it does
look as il they should either play ball ol
give women a show at the bat.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02
tA1k rRosr GIrS
INTO MISCHIEF

uhe clear cold nlahl Jack Frost
hNlrd uat utpf lhp and from hls home
AWAY un hnlih ! ann going to keep
uIi $50 t.gN tonight n.d BE- Il viii
49, lHW 'I0U ln iiUp and homsp to house
ani ! NN a. - aAli that uo one vlll
suspect mf Hnd luH mf lun
ialh lfwt WHa boz q misrhicvous
Wral aHH lani unuu having what De-
uas r'laasl in can Is eond fimc II
UH~ iWnN0 NIll uIWn then eyes iu
ihH muW.na he mld as BE- ghded
un ih0 sflp ui th0 mountain
iafk lwsi Fnllpd in Che snow unii
lU uas Nhip aui sparkling not ~ al
ihl t.n'enlng lafk ho Was usuallN
WhN NN Wuni alHaad Now lor %,
in Wii nnsbk Jack ! wlh hreii
vHh ihf lnlr tffes
lH .Ue minutes ihr tfres were a
lNmlk hWAhg ihen in thg ha Bee
ptHi aid Nutffed tbrm swing th'
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02
PERFECT PACKAGE MONTH.
National Movement 10 Expedite DE,
livery Of Small Articles.

Sponsored by the railroads, express
companies and steamship lines. a ma
ticnal movement is being iuaugurated
to facilitate the delivery of packages
during the month. Of November. The
movement will be known as the"Per-
feet Package Month" The co-opera-
tion Of the public is urged.
At the conclusion of the month the
records Of each city during the period
involved will be tabulatcd and pub
lished. Considerable rivalry has been
aroused among traffic organizations
which have determined to make THEN
! city the leader of Perfect Package
Month. November has been selected
as the month because the carriers are
IN = position where they can give
more careful examination of passing
traffic. and could in fact. handle al
least 25 per cent more business, it is
claimed.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02
MAYOR or CHESTER TO
ADDRESS WESTMINSTER club

The Westminster club win meet in
Hanover Presbyterian Church tofnor
row night. Edward Flory is chairman
Of the program committee MAYOR VII
liam r. Ramsey of Chester. Pa will
be introduced by Mayor Leroy ffsr.
vey Of Wilmington and win make an
address. william r. White win .ead
in singing. Refreshments win b.
served
The club has elected the foiiowirg 4
officers for the ensuing vear preel
dent. Frank ". Overdeer. vioe-prcs
dent. Q. 9. Hopes. secretary rferhef,
8. Drew. treasurer. william p. Inter.
lied
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-11-02
LITTLE BENNY'S
NOTEBOOK
by Lee Pape.

Pop was reeding the paper and
thinking and ma was darninB holes
out Of socks and ! was doing my les
sins agenst my will, and ma sed. DO
you know, Willyum, bin thinking.
do you know it mite be nice thing
{, have little automobeel.
Hark bark the nightingale. wat
lovely sounds. sed pop.
Now WllIyun, I'm serious. little
automobeel would be very usefil. and
you could lern to drive It and could
lern to drive it and GIaddis could lerr