The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-06-10
SMILIN THRU
nv GEE SEE
WELLS FALLS


In quiet strength that hurries
past,
Disdaining sleepy New Hope town
And LamOertville with mirrored
frown:
81 pity you," they seem to say,
"Who rooted here, must ever stay,
Unknowing what the wide world
holds,
Nor what the universe unfolds."
And New Hope, browsing, seems
to say:
"But you'll return another day."
And Lambertville, in brooding
strain:
The rains will bring you back
again
AS you have come so oft before
To surge in haste before our door
Tho now you hasten to the sea,
Your restless soul will not be free,
A slave to sun and wind and storm,
Transcendent laws you must per-
form,
While we beside your surging
stream
Preserve the fireside's friendly
CLEAN
Thru joy and grief and love and
strife
To carry on the Nations life"
Surging and. frothing among the
rocks,
In restless beauty that ever .mocks
The sweet contentment of home
That feels no call beyond the
foam
Of futile lure and empty gain
That leaves the spirit sick with
pain.
No. Hortense, Bill Cryer does not
spend his time weeping. The hard
ware business would soon break him
rom it even if he did.
Sk%%T%
Doc. Petrie's new drawing room"
n the Solebury Band Bldg. will be
'eady soon for his tea (th) parties.
#A**&%
Our idea of dumbbell is the
would if he could but he can't"
comedian who bawls, "Your carbu-
'etor is short-circuted with your
ear axle"
Users of the expression "what's
n name?" may be interested in
hose of the plays now appearing in
New York:
"The Champion" Just Married"
o "The Green Goddess attended
Ladies Night" at "The Passing
Show" Hip, Hip, Hooray," said
The Bad Man" "Dear Me-" said
Princess Virtue" they're not mice
People" "Rollo's Wild Oats" have
on those Love Birds" But
The "Play Boy" said Welcome
Stranger" He was "The Nemesis"
# ''The Green Goddess" and called
Ter Honey Dew" "The Champion"
vent on "The Bat" and hit him like
'Lightnn." Immediately there was
| Midnight Frolic" and "The Play
Boy" got "a Broken Wing" But the
Three Musketeers" came cover the
Hill" and "The Tyranny of Love"
became a Lost Romance" Shame,
Shame" cried the 1.-TWO Little Girls
n Blue" their June Love" was
Wild Goosew "The First Year" is
always a "Mixed Marriage" said
The Green Goddess" went home
feeling Ike the worst "Dumbbells"
n Little Old New York"
**%**H
DANCES NUDE AMONG DIN
ERS IN PARIS CAFE" chortles
he Phila. North American.
&&##**
Would you call that diet of I'M
dressed chicken?
*&**&&
And now comes a combine of the
beauties of the world who plan to
organize colleges of beauty in every
Dig city of the world.
**&*&*
Take off your old gray veil, Man
iy, your pimples are doomed!
*****&
Also comes an untutored sail
Or who stands better examination
and mentality test than a college
professor!
Boy. page Tommy Edison! faint
accorin' ter Natur' fer anybody ter
have so gol-darned much brain!
*&****
AS proof of the fact that Bob"
Spencer is a real artist, he has Sc
lected the most artistic looking car
in creation.
%H#HHK
If we were not as poor as Jobs
turkey, we'd have one just like it!
k%%##x
But Franklins cost more than fliv-
vers!
&&A&%&
And we haven't even flivver!
%%%%S*
Evidently Donald Walker doesn't
read this colyum. He didn't show up
with the Literary Digest.
&#H&#$
We are heart-broken!