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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-11-26

If might doesn't always make right,
II seldom gets left.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-11-26
So WEAK
so NERVOUS
How Miserable This Woman Was
Until She Took Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Toomsboro, Ga.-'T suffered terribly
with backache and headache all the time
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-11-26
SWAMP-RO0T FOR
KIDNEY. AILMENTS

There Is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as . medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys. liver and
bladder.
DIR. Kilmer's Swamp Root stands the
highest fer the reason that ii has proven
&c be just the remedy needed in Thousands
upon thousands Of distressing cases.
Swamp,Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most cases. 1t is gentle.
healing vegetable compound. :.
Start treatment at once. Sold at an
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, med'-
nm and large.
However, IL you wish first to test thiA
great preparation send ten cents TO Dr.
kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for Q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper. -Advertisement
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-11-26

Football.
"Now. boys. If you play that girls
team, understand this"
"Well, coach?"
"No hugging In clinches"-Louis-
vile Courier-Journnl.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1921-11-26
Fatal Turn Of Affairs.

w. N. u, Salt Lake City, No. 4s--fs21
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

schools have 10 h- careful or
they hit you two ways ioure
yoti with a two-.dre sword They
haN" YOU hogtird to educate not
only your own children but other
s.,ucy hrats. After your last dol
lar is gone and all you can bOr-
row goes son and daughter comes
home and gives you Il few fancy
society steps. Before you can see
from getting your nose smashed
flat you get IA swift kick. The
children are in the high school
state
Normals and universities. Pa
and Ma are in the University of
Hard knocks. Shorten the hours
and dresses. Raise the salaries and
shoe heels.-Arapho Bee.
1t is not at all unusual for an edito
to make an ass of himself Uhe write
hereof has done so on various ant
sundry occasions.) However the limit
Of assininity would seem to have beei
when the above editorial wa
written. II the writer really mean
and his meaning can only b.
guessed at. he is just emerging from
the stone age. 1t is quite eviden
that schools never bothered him mucl
when he was younger when he wa
older for that matter However he
editing a Republican paper and will
have to be excused.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

ways said. we believe a farmer
should plant his land in such crops
as the soil is suited for. and should
plant no more than he can profita-
bly, care for. As to what this crop
shall o. he should know better
than 4 newspaper editor. and we
are leaving II to him.-Ardmore
Statesman.
Funny isn't II. the amount OF ad-
vice the white collar brigade would
furnish the farmers If tn. papers of
the country would just lay asid.
everything else and devote their en-
tire spac. to their dope. However.
giving advic" on suhr.cts one know
nothing about is on. of the frailitirs
Of human nature. That's the reason
that AN old maid Or AN old bach is
always 50 willing to offer advice oi,
the proper upbrinIinE of children.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

but Oklahoma has taken the palm
Th. Sooner State rolled into the
line light whep she sent Manuel
Herrick to Congress and did the
rontortion act of electing Repub-
Ican Legislature. Oklahoma doesn't
want to he outdone by Kansas but
she sure got her head fast be-
tween her legs when she pulled the
last Shattuck Monitor.
Rather II peculiar and awkward p0-
Si,ion for her isn't II? hut perhaps
conditions ar. not as bad as the MOni-
tor man would hay. us to believe. Let
rs hope for the best AT any rate. May
l." Ia. Monitor man has gotten hold OF
SON" wildcat" son"W here ana Is sce-
lnr things.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21
OUR EXCHANGES {
y 4 8, 4 :, 4 8, 4 4 4 4 = 4 = 4 y

One thing can he said of the
man who wheels a baby buggy,
that he has left his mark in
the world. We would advise every
young man to get married and do
likewise II he can land n girl who
doesn't bcstOw all her affections On
II poodle dOg.--Shattuck Monitor.
Very timely remark, that. coming as
II does right on the heels OF the report
of the convention of baby buggy manu-
facturcrs that the dcina nd for the bug
Hics has fallen off twenty per cent
during the last year. And 1t had been
falling off for several years previous
ly. too The baby crop seems to be
decreasing, perhaps ther. IL not only
IA decreased acreage but also Il de-
crease in the yield per acre.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

1t is ~ fact that ldw has been pro-
posed in Tennessee which. among other
provisions. makes II erin" for "A man
to kiss his wife on sunday. The infor-
nation given out does not state what
IL" penalty for violation viii be in
case the proposition becomes "A iaw. nor
" neither IN" law is intended to apply
To man kissing another mans wife;
If ii does III. penalty in the first case
viii probably h." n term in the peniten-
tiaTJ and in the second ease $500
fine
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

The writer has not figured the mat
ter out lin fact II 10 impossible to do
so as the returns are not all in yeti
hut he is strongly of the opinion that
II the state legislature were to appro-
pirate all the money 1t is being asked
to appropriate that the little old So
900. 100000 appropriation Of Congress
would look like thirty cents Mex. Every
organization in the state. nearly. and a
host Of individuals are urging appro-
pviatiOns for every conceivable pur-
pose under the sun--and about the only
one that the Legislators are interested
in is the one for per diem and mileage.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

Taking your hat off when the
band plays the national anthem
doesn't G"t you anything with In
Gle sam unless you pay your in
com" ax,--I'cnninrtnn Tribune.
certainly. Everything is measured
now in terms OF dollars. Religion,
patriotism. love. charity, all hear the
brand Of tn" dollar and are measured
in terms of finance. Perhaps that
should not be- 50. but il IL. and there
seems I" hc no us" kicking about it.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

minds Of humanity the brutal ferocity
Of the Huns. With Hun queen sit
ting on the throne OF Greece and Hun
recognition demanded in the cabinet
Of the President OF the United States.
IL is to be feared that the memory
Of the brutal horrors perpetrated by the
devils in human form which Hdn am.
bition turned loose upon the world Is
fading from tn" minds ~ men while
yet the world is suffering agony from
the un-inflict.d wounds
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Last Monday was the 22Ath anniver-
sary. OF the birth OF Benjamin Frank
lin. printer. philosopher. patriot. states
man and scientist
He was first Of all Il pr nter lie
commenced life as II printer, earning
the trade in America hut aftrrward
working as journyman printer IN
London: later he hogan business in
Philadelphia and soon launched "A pa
per to "fill long felt want"
When he blew in.u" Philadelphia
Ben was II typical typographical tour
list and AS he wandered down the street
eating his lunch AS he went, u city girl
laughed at him, few Years later
(probably with the idea of getting
even with herr he married her 1A,at
was the only instance III his career
where he displayed bad Indictment
AS philosopher hr won fame not
only in this country hut in Europe as
well. and his Poor Eichnrds NinL-
nae WAS IA standard IN the COLONIES foi
many years.
As IA scientist il is not recorded that
he raised thunder. hur he did the next
thing to ii h. ruitIShI-d IGh,uing
and got "A good yield from IA. end ot
. a kite-string. Whil" suIn. critics ha\,
been inclined to consider his cnndurt
on that occasion as somewhat shock
ing, he certainly produced "a fine crol
OF currents from his primitive clcc
tric plant.
There is IA lot mere that might h,
told about Ben for he was II good ol,
scout and not only printers but al
Americans revere his memory,
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

II these gunner don't stop their
pesky hold-up business. 1t IL easy
to forsee Il large increase in the
number Of burial permits in the
near future.-BOswell News.
The increase IL already noticeable
and up to date II seems to be about
evenly divided between the 'holdupers
and the "holdupees." What we need
now is change in the ratio.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21
The first kidnapping policy ever

The first kidnapping policy ever
issued by an American insurance
company was recently made out to
an oil man in Oklahoma. This
man insured his three daughters
from kidnapping. each being insured
for $5'O00.-Dearborn Independent.
Perhaps the oil man above referred
to in seeking to give publicity to the
fact that ne considered his daughters
worth $1,000 apiece to him Is trying
to lure some innocent young men to
destruction by having them elope with
the valuable girls and thus relieve
him of the necessity Of paying their
milliner. dress making and powder
bills in the future.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

who are willing to put Thought Ana
work into their activities. and se,6.
just themselves as we'll as their n.
nances. will profit in 1891. Ninstv-
nine per cent of the mo profit In 1881.
that we hear is pure bunk-Old ma,
Knocker at work again. We wouldn.
begin to swap out for another 1914.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21
SEEN IN PASSING

State Senator Ciarh MENUS P
poses to the senate reSoiu
pelling Senator W. H. "ai'aee' Vi
Pauls Valley from that oouS -"
count OF lack OF party realty. Se"a.o'
Wallace. also, would eNpe' ."".,e "
Pherren. of Durant. because ne nkew'Se
holds commission as Briean'er "eheia'
Of Militia. Seems 10 us 'here Is 'oo
much "resolutinI TO expei hemors'
and too littl" thoueht ahou' '"e "r
gent needs of th" state.
,.u, y..rs opo IN. banditry Of
,,., ,.n,,,rv yeas usually staged at
sa,,.. ,.r, ~ m. y,v railroad crossing
,,r l., IN. small inland towns. but nov
,n. ,i,u,,,nn i. revised and the most
,,,.,,,,,,,,,. r,.n,.rs and most used thor
,u,,hf,r.s arr. getting il all, The change
,n fi"h,;nr iran, mnv be due to re-
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

About cutting down the cotton
acreage. We ret more mail from
brokers offices. exchanges. cooper
ative bodies, ct c"tra. than is usual
AT this time of the year and this
is the season when that sort Of dope
ripcns. AZ the Statesman has al
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

As an example OF unmitigrated nerve
the demand OF certain German Ameri-
cans that Harding put II hyphenated
American into his cabinet not only
takes the cake but apprOpriates the
whole bakery. That they the afore-
said hyphcns) have mistaken Hardings
attitude toward Germany is the most
probable reason that they have made
such demand. While Harding's at
titude toward the Versailles treaty and
it's codicil. the League Of Nations Cove
nant, might lead a superficial observ-
er to think that Harding was under
German influence. those who are labor
Ing under that delusion are going to
find themselves very much mistaken.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21
swinney Reapointed Postmaster

President Wilson has reapointed Sam
+. Swinney as postmaster at Durant
and his name was sent to the Senate
for confirmation Wednesday.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

Having II divided legislature Is
not so bad Il thing as one might
think. Neither side is able to do
anything very radical 1t is hoped
their political animosities Will be
strong enough to prevent IA raid
on the State treasury IN the form
Of the parade grounds and other
useless things at the University.
while the country schools have a
bare existence.--CaddO Herald.
That's the splendid part Of it the
one glearn Of hope in the night OF
one lonely oyster in the
caIdron OF soup. This Legislature
gives promise OF being less harmful
than any Of its predecessors and even
for that negative virtue we shnold bow
and give thanks.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

The day Of easy money is doubtless
ended and 'our business re-adjust-
ment is about completed and the folks
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

AS result of the protest OF the
German minister to Cuba the motion
picture film portraying the execution
of Edith Cavell was not shown In Ha-
vana as planned. No one can blame
the German minister for not wanting
the cussedness Of the Germans during
the war in Cuba or elsewhere; yet 1t
10 not at all certain that such pictures
should not be shown throughout the
civilised world to keep fresh in the
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1921-01-21

Kansas used to he the state Of
freaks. freakettes and Sunflowers,
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
SODA POP STANDS
NOW IN BLOOM

This is the reason of tho year when
soda pop stands grow out on tho side
walks. They flourish host in spots
vhoro tho trafic is heavy before them
This '- because there arc many kind
hearted way-farcrs who will give at
tcntion IN ihcm.
Tho growing stands should never be
left alone. even with the Sayfare-s
hut their care Ia simple. and can he
handled bv any small hoy who has
= husky voice. For altho hr NAV not
know much about the growing stands.
he can call out to thoF- who arc pars-
ine hy and aHk them to come and aH-
sist him.
People have become 20 accustomed
tn Eiv0E aid in tho growth Of ss,d,
pop stands that all the boy has to do
whom he wants help. ia to call on, the
names Of tho varieties Of soda he Is
caring for, and many persons will
antwor hi- call IIe -nur- 7l--1sH call
ont in musical voice. and &c, "a
much range aH possible into it-sev-
erai oc'aver. al least.
Tho boy should be provided with a
small wooden box In which to gather
the harvest. which consists Of small
metallic pieces Of hard matter that
in circulation This harvest can hs
Of value To ono who has grown the
stand. II usd properly.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01

a half inch fell at Pueblo during tho
hour and half shortly after s II. m.
Wednesday. a large area of moderate
pressure co:crs the eastern half Of
tho country. and a moderate dcprcs-
sion with center In North Dakota
overlics tho northern Rocky mountain
and plateau regions.
Light rain occurred in Oregon and
Washington and eastward to central
Montana and Alberta, n light shower
fell In Oklahoma with quito general
rain along tho Atlantic coast from
Florida to New England: Jackson
Nillc reports n fall Of i.ht inches and
Boston 2.2o inches. Temperature con
tinues high thruou, the central val
ieys and slightly cooler over the cent
raj plateau states.
Fair tonight and Friday; with not
much change in temperature Va indi
Gated for Pueblo and vicinity.
~. n. DICK.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
VAUDEVILLE At THE MAJESTIC
TOMORROW W-PANTAGES WEDNESDAY

airy. and with th~ new cooling svs-
tam. just recently installed. the Ma
iestic theatcr will once more become
tho popular play ground of Pueblo.
The show Ia now open with moving
pictures Of tho very bcs, class. and
tomorrow Vaudeville will be shown
itist one day. Saturday matinee and
night. a special matinee for ladies'
and children has been arranged and
reserved seats for tho two night
shows can now be secured at tho box
office.
L Tho hiEh-ciae- pantaEeE vaudeville
e-tli again nc resumed for one day
zach week during tho GUNNER months
t- Wednesday. july the sth. with the
usual high -c.;Ss Psrtsses acts with
matinee and two shows at night, with
th4 iazzv Majestic orchestra
Tho aEencnt earnestly requests
,hnse who held reservations before the
fIooi. 10 drnp a postcard to the the
sier 70 that reservations may he CON
tinutd
The ars, rsle for pantaEes vaude-
willie nov on and the demand for
seats haR heen so great that " Will
nay tt,so desiring to acc Fantases
vsudeN lle to get In touch with tho
management at once.
Just - coon as conditions riEh,
tbemssiNss Pantages vaudeville utll
asain he shown in Pueblo for two
DAYS.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
County To Assist
In Road Building
In the San Isabel

At rcererdsy'r meeting OF the pu-
chlo board Of county commissioners. a
letter was read from torees supervisor
a @. Hamil. relative to maintenance
Of the North Creek road in tho cas-;
side Of tho San Isabel National for
cat. Mr.. IIamil stated that the forest
service had gotten its grader dug out
of the mud and was preparing To do
sii his force could do in tho linz of
making the roadway what it should
he. lie stated that the department
has not at Its disposal at this time suf-
hcient funds to do tho necessary work
this summer, and asks tho county
board to appropriate $40, to assist in
the work. This the board decided to
do
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
Familiar Surroundings

Ten vesre ago the Pueblo Trarspor-
taticr Association hal offices a, III
Central Block. y. A. Gray. now sec
retary Of the Commerce club. was
secretary OF the organization al that
time Tho Pueblo Traffic Bureau.
working with tho Commerce club, NOW
takes tho place o. the Transportation
Association, and has offices a.. la'
Central Block. with II T.. Ellis as
secretary Yesterday a letter came to
tho Traffic Bureau, addressed to Ire
old Transportation Associ alton, At III
Central Block. And because the new
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01

People of Pueblo have been more or
Ioas disappointed by tho fact that
durinE the past three weeks NAudc-
vile has been discontinued.
Manager Pcnter Of tho Majestic
thcater. at an enormous expense OF
cleaning and reunvat!rE has placed t's
Majestic. Fucblo's most popular plaT-
house. once more in tho class Of ih'
very best. No oxpsnss has beer
spared 10 make tho thcater clean and
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
Industrial School Subseribcs

Thc Rcd cross Yesterday received a
contribution Of sIoaS from the Indus-
tr.sl school at Golden. Tho sum wis
contributed hv 81 Of tho inmates In
amounts ranging from tive cents to- -
dollar II viii he added 10 tn zcnrr.
relief fund
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
uocN ISLAND LOAN .rruo,,sn

Washington. June 7o.-The interstate
commerce commission today approved
loans by tho government to the chi
csso. Rock Island and rscifc rail
road At 'i,5ssSio for tho purchase Of
new equipment
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
For Indigestion

Coo,,ips,ion. Sick Headache. Bii;ou..
oes.. Bloa'ins. Sour Stomach. Gss on
the Stomach. Bad Brcsth--you vii, find
nothing better than ,hs' Wholesome
nhrsie-
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
Silk Dresses, $500

Il want one of those Silk Dresses
Mrs. So and So bought one-had
it cleaned and you should see it now
she wouldn't take three times the
price for it.
This is what We hear about thes6 wonder
full values in Silk, Satin and combination
Dresses that are for sale at $500 on the first
floor.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
Weather Conditions In
Other Cities In the Wes,

Weather reports or several cities IN
Colorado and adjoining states durins
the - hours ending 6 O'Clock, yester-
day morning. compiled from statistics
furnished by the weather bureau Of.
flee Pueblo;
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01

We wish could show you picture Of Our Flood Damaged Store
Room in the Y. W. c. A. Building.
1t would convey better than anything could tell Of the huge
lot of merchandise still to be sold
This being moved first floor quickly made for
it, that every day makes values. Every day proves New
day Big Flood Sale and every day finds crodexam
ing the new bargains.
OF this sale last much longer for ouo
Town friends are coming
Every brings hundreds of eager shoppers who, after
glance over the flood district hurry to Crews Beggs
So is the time for you get busy You'll find what you
want here.
And the pnces-we Il let you teuit
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
FOLEY eXrnAnrlc HABlErS
Never di.sproipt. Tskc one tooieh,
and feel better in the morning.

George Jern... s.n An,ou,o. Te,a Foley
Csfhsr'ic fshle,s hsv. rroVen to be The bee,
lsss'ive I ever hs~e tster srd ] recommend
then fot eoustirs'io, srd h'iiovso.".'
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01

location in tho sAme building IL was
received without any forwarding
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
LOCAL WEATHER REPORT

State Of weather. PIT. C'dy. Fl Cldy.
Normal temperature for this date -
dc erreeH.
Mean temperature for today rs de-
Erees.
Variation in temperature in Il hours
degree warmer.
Highest temperature ai degrees at
$3.50 r. m.
HiThcs, temperature recorded this
month. :: years io7 degrees.
Lowest temperature 81 deereen al
fovest temperature recorded this
month. % years ~ degrees
Hishes. wind velociay II miles N. W.
at 100 r. m.
Rainfall n.bs inch.
Total rainfall and melted enowfsll
since hrst Of year nts inchea
Normal precipitation to date s.es,
Time Of sunrise IS a IN
Time Of sunset ,.15 y. IN.
~ n DICK.
Weather Rurcsu
Forecast til soo n. n, Friday.
For Pueblo and vicinity radius 20
miles). Fair tonight and Friday. no
material change in temperature.
For colorado; Generally fair and
continued warm tonight and Friday
WEATHER CoNDtTtoNS
A refreshing shower of more than
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
Voile Waists 39c

Originally white-but originally
$50 and $500. You can tell
they been thru the flood-but
at 39c we don't have to apologize
for them, do we?
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
Our Stationery
Department

-Was moved with shovelsl, but
we are again back in our corner
with a line of Mucilagc. Ink,
Paper, Pencils, Playi-: Cards,
Eversharp Leads and many other
small necessary items.
Some are new: some are salvns-
ed. All are bargains.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
WOmen'S Tweed
Coats, $500

They look good after being dried that we wonder
how good they would look after being thorly cleaned
Surely dozens of women need just such utility coats
as these-and every one Of these women will receive
Super Bargain when they select
Only about dozen left.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01

TIE Horn Drug Co. itn and santa te
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
Kaynee Blouses for Boys SOC, 75c, CSC

These were the best Blouses we
had-worth up to $3.50 and fortu-
nately they were high on the shelv-
ing.
High enough to miss the mud, but not high
enough to mis- the water.
If you have boys in the family, We ,dvise
an carly visit TO this interesting table today.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
The Flood Sale of
Yard Goods

goods Colorado belonged to
first floor, warehousethree stocks reality
All damaged How to out months supply
problem that could be only
price would il. PRICE surely moving it.
Thousands thousands of dollars worth have been sold already
and still coming in from stockroom
Sc. 1Oc and 15c
AT which much of it is marked, keeps it moving.
Have you bought your supplyf
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
YOUR SUMMER SEWING

Needn't be neglected because Of
the flood for Crews-Beggs new stock
Of wash goods is almost complete.
We have made room on the sec
ond floor for this department, and
we are sure you'll find what you
want in the stock.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-07-01
Toilet Paper
Specials

= dozen rolls Crepe Paper.
s for ......... ........ 25c
Tissue Toilet Paper, 900 shc-ts
to : II each ..... 15c
A. P. ". Toilet Paper, $500
How many flies can $4,000 pco-
pie swat in ten days? Think it
over! Children not barred.