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The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23

"Old D00little has been married a
long time. and he's got SO used TO be-
Ing bossed by his wife that he doesn't
know what to do when she isn't
around. II you offered to lend him s.
he'd say he'd have to consult Eliza
Jane about It. One time, when his
wife was away, visiting. he ate about
4 peck Of green cucumbers, and the
collie shut him up like folding bed.
1t was the worst case ever saw. l
heard him yelling for the police, and
when rushed over there and saw him
on the floor, with his feet clasped
across the back Of his neck, ! phoned
for a doctor ut once. We put him to
bed. and the agony that man endured
was sickening. And as he rolled
around there, expecting to go of the
hooks every minute, he kept saying,
What will Eliza Jane say when she
hears | called In doctorr
"After his wife came back, l was
over at their house one night, and she
roasted me to crisp for sending for
doctor. She said that II I had the first
instincts Of a gentleman I'd pay the
bill, for l wasn't authorized to call In
a sawbones. and she didn't want one In
the house. Doollttle sat there and
heard his wife roasting me until my
whiskers curled and, although he knew
the doctor saved his life, he never said
q word.
after I left the house, he sneaked
out and overlook me. and told me he
was sorry for what had happened, but
experience had taught him that It's no
Use to butt In when bis wife has the
floor.
"Gooseworthy came over this morn.
Ing while l was feeding the cows, and
told me a tale Of woe. His wife has
about five hundred female relations,
aunts and stepsisters and cousins and
such people, and she keeps the house
full Of them all the time. He has to
sleep on sanitary couch In the hall,
while his own feather bed Is occupied
by IN aunt who weighs about 400
pounds. He has comfortable rocking
chair he bought for his own private
use, and now he never gets a whack
at 1t. His wife's step-sister, who
brought her tortoise.shell cat along, Is
always using 1t. He said he was get
ting plumb disgusted with such con-
dition Of affairs, but he didn't know
what to do.
II asked him why be didn't read the
authorized version Of the riot act to his
wife, and tell her to ship all those rel
les out Of the house. He seemed
shocked at the suggestion. You don't
know what you're talking about he
said. You've never been married.
'The queer thing about II Is that
Gooseworthy Is great stickler for his
rights when he's away from home. He's
as sassy as a bobcat, and will fight at
the drop Of the hat II anybody tries to
impose on him. He walks with his
head back and his chest out In front Of
him, but as soon as he reaches his own
front gate he begins to look 80 blamed
abject that the neighbors pity him.
"Then, there's old Major Sendoff,
who distinguished himself on many a
crimson battlefield. He has courage
enough for three regiments. But he
married the Widow Bunkum couple
Of years ago and she makes him do
the family washing, and hang the
clothes on the line, and l suppose he
does the ironing, too. l could tell you
Of q hundred such cases"
II suppose you could,' sighed the
professor but don't care for sensa.
tional fiction"
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23

may be true that
q bachelor Is only
q half a man, but
when he accumu-
lates a wife, he's
usually only a
quarter Of a man,
or maybe one
eighth. The more
! see Of married
men. the more
thankful / am
that / have never
lo0med up at the
altar with an Or
ange wreath on
nv head.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
French Presldenta

OF the presidents Of France, N.
Poincare was only the fifth to stay the
full term. Theirs, the first, held Of.
ice for only three years, as did Mac
Nahon. Faure died at the end Of his
Hourth year, and Casimier Perier re-
signed after one year.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23

They all come back to Colorado
J. E. Pope sold the Wellington Sun
to George l.. Nelson year and a
half ago and went to California to
raise oranges, chickens or something
Of the sort, but he has wandered
back and bought the Sun again.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
DOMINANT WOMAN

IeTHERE'S much truth In the old
i saying that a bachelor Is mere
ly half a man." observed the professor.
II suppose you are trying to take a
fall out Of me because / don't get mar
Red" said the low-browed man. ut
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23

The reason good many men
prefer clubs to homes is because
homes are not cubs.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
Hls status.

Hlu etatua.
.What do you know about the high
0Ost Of lvingf'
"Nothins. I'm rsssly existing."-
Louisville OpuSier.JeuxnAl
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23

Before you advertise your child as
the best In the block have your
nelghbors vote on the question.
The Raymer enterprise., 1921-06-23
]. c. NIXON

Attorney and councillor at Law
} c. Nixon A. T. H.alev
207 Coronado Building
Opposite Court House. Greeley. Colo.
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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-01-19
UNSEEN HANDS
4 BeUiLdering DetectiUe Story
 By Robert Orr Chipperfield

am here. be sure you let me know before you trail her"
 [, The operative started upon his err rand, and Odell went to the door of MT. Lornes room and knocked. An eager voice fairly believed the com mand4 to enter, and he obeyed, to lind
 the sick man sitting bolt upright among his pillows. s~-
 .'At last!'' the latter exclaimed.
 Where the devil. were you all day yesterday, sergeant ?e =
 Odell shut ,she door carefully and drew a chair up to the bed.
 tT can't tell you very much at this stage of the. game, MT. Lorne." He smiled noncommittalfy: "I have
 to tell me about the whole affair.
 understand that it was your desire
 to notify us even before the portrait fell in the library"
 t'Yes. I was talking 1t over with the letter. I felt that those acci- dents which resulted in the deaths of my poor wife and her son with so short a. time between might have been cidents. I don't know why the con viction came to me. There was no one could suspect, no motive could fathom; and yet I felt sure as the days passed after Julian's death that something sinister and horrible lay behind it all.
 I'm plain, hard headed business
 man, and never took any stock in this psychic stuff, but there has been an oppression aside from our natural grief in the air; the children all felt it and I shouldn't wonder if Fife. my sister-in-law, did too, although she Is such difident little body that l doubt if she ever had an indepen- dent thought in her life.
 '1t was as if there were some one else in the house, some one whom we could not see, who was waiting to pick us off one by one like fruit from tree" He paused, and the suppose that sounds like damn-fool | talk to you, sergeant; for, as Tither- edge said, I hadn't a tangible fact to
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-01-19
WHAT WE MUST EAT
 TO BE HEALTHY

It has taken countless centuries and a toll of millions of lives for mankind to realize that human bodies may slowly disintegrate until death inter venes and never know that a faulty diet and improper eating habits have solution. The truth IS here at last and its grasping is so easy that its simplicity must appeal to all-
 Our foods must contain vitamines (the newly discovered food accesso- rtes) and soluble mineral salts. wheth- breast, from the soil or in the pro- duct of culinary effort. The expec- tant mother must see to it that her food contains these substances so that she may transfer them to her in fant, for without them the child ceases to thrive. Developing the we'll known and all too common deficiency diseases with which all physicians are familiar.
 Here. then, we have the very foun- datfon of health for man and woman. AS the child is weaned strictest care selected must contain these health promoting substances.
 The penalty for neglect will be tooth decay, Tickets (want of sufficient lime and phosphorous in the bones) and in the opinion of many of our leading medical authorities) tuberculosis whose seeds are sown in fertile soil | at very early age. l. is at this period of life that the most intelli- Eent direction can be given to the growing child.
 First that he may receive the bene. fit of properly selected foods and | secondly, that he may be taught what | foods to avoid At a glance one car | see this is a work of education and
 it Is a prediction of the writer that
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-01-19
Advice To The LOvelOrn

honest with a friend is honest with himself.
 Lies become part of the tissue and
 fabric of a soul. Sham is an insid- ious thing and the desire for it takes
 possession of folks and sweeps them
 into a whirl of make believe. After
 a while the fine perceptions that once
 distinguished between the false and
 true don't work any more.
 People lie to impress others. to
 cheer (and biuf) themselves. They
 lie because they've started and cant
 stop. Lying in general is bad enough.
 But when deception comes into a
 human relatioshnip it taints what
 might have been fine and worth while.
 To pretend to care more for a per son than really you do care, may be just your way of being agreeable. With honesty and sincerity, friend. ship cannot fail
 It's possible to forgive the friend ed; it's certainly possible to over | look temporary lack Of courtesy oi l sympathy. or reliability. But the big honesty that won't consciously and deliberately hurt or fail or disappoin' | is a requisite to anything worth ths name of friendship.
 Honesty doesn't cheat or steal oi l lie or wound. It stands firmly en- trenched in that prime essential-the facts.
 A friendship that pretends to be | worth anything at ali must have a | basis of truth. And any friendship that's worth the having has as its least common denominator-honest ] But you've started something. And | to keep it up requires bolstering. Pro- tests that aren't based on anything 1 more than the words to put them into language, pretty speeches, pose of sincerity and some one is deceived into thinking he has a friend who's ready to stand by through thick and thin. An emergency arises and a cruel and even devastating disap- pointment is bound to take place What seems like treachery, or lack of understanding, may be reduced to its lowest terms and prove nothing but a lack of truth.
 You can't build any of the human relations pleasant acquaintance friendships or love-on basis Of dis
 honesty.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-01-19

in a short time the science of feeding and cooking will be as important In the school program as reading or writing
 Thanks to. the knowledge gained in the last seven years by scientists work ing along parallel lines all over the globe. we are fin a position for the first time to say with some authority what foods are good and what foods to avoid The good foods contain the vitam:nes and soluble mineral salts. It has not been definitely prov en what role the vitamine plays. but 1t is definitely known they must be a part Of foods in order to produce health and growth and that soluble mineral salts must be in foods to produce bone and teeth
 As working basis it is much sim pier to state what foods do not con- tain these substances. because if is these foods which make up the great part of the American dietary and from which has come so much of our i'll milled products, (flour. etc.). grant, lated sugar. glucose. polished rice. milled corn produces and beefsteak k Every one of these foods produces an acid end product in the blood Therefore, if we are to live within we eat foods containing the health promoting sustances- These foods have been classified and are the leafy green vegetables, whole cereals. tuo- CTS and Iegumes. milk and milk prod
 ucis, yolk of eggs and the giandular
 the soluble mineral salts, but very | little vitamineS
 | In the next talk the writer vii
 discuss the effects upon the body and | teeth of a diet deficient in mineral. l and vitamineS
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-01-19

paying the subway rare.
 "Once inside the doors of his home, though. his power should end Then he's hers.
 G. Wells said to me when I was in London recently
 "'Do you really think he asked
 me. that a man wants intellectually
 he wants to be mothered like a baby
 s"'Yes,' I replied to Wells. and a
 woman wants to mother a man Ike
 baby only if she respects what he has
 been doing in the daytime
 "'If he is a baby twenty-four hours
 a day a woman gets good and sick of mothering him. "If a woman wants to sink herself in her husband and lose her own per sonality. I say that is all very well. to her. if to her he is worth the sink ing
 After all. there's only one way to get on with a man-cultivate soapy vocabulary. This is old and trite, I suppose-but is unalterably true wonderful salesman. or advertising man, or writer, or whatever he is and he. will swallow St whole. bait hook and line. dress are not as modest as men, Does
 he know that all women's clothes are desiened by men? Designed for women by men-for the purpose of attracting men, And don't men dressmakers know what will attract other men in a woman's clothes? Modern dancing has come in for | it's share of criticism from the Rev. Dixon. too, I see. He says it is inn moral.
 "I say it has done away with a great | amount of immortality It is a great | I-& e. who dances a great deal will be in perfect health. It is better than ex- l rcise in a gymnasium-that.s dusl al | it's best Dressed up .n good clothes moving along to good music. the danc- CT is indulging in the finest type of ex- l ercise he could find "After all. men are infants - the
 greatest Of them Feel forty years cause of their universal childishness. They never grow up."
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-01-19

CT have heard many . girl in an ofIlce say: There Is no way out of here except through the church door, Which proves that to many women matrimony Is simply an easier way or earning . living tllnn working In an ofRce."
 .Tn some things I am willing to let n man be head He could take care of such enterprises as crossing the street, helping a woman through crowds, and paying the subway fare"
 "Oncc inside tho doors of his hoane, though, hts power should end. Then he is hcrs"
 "A woman wants to mother a man hko a baby only if she respects whne he has been doing in the day time If he fs a baby twenty -four hours a day . woman gets sick of noothering him. V
 ~After all, there is only ono wny to get on with . nan-cultivate Q sooPy vocabulary"
 '1his minister snys wOna0n in their droas arc not as modest as men, Docs he know that all women's clothes are designed by men?" Statements of Miss Jane Burr, Amer ican author and femintsh
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-01-19
CHAPTER GXxIX.

CHATTER CLSAIA-
 Promptly at six I arrived at the by quarter past either and I reflected with what I tried to make good na- tured detachment, that he had never during all the months of our mar neither "detached" nor exactly good natured. Then, just as I was trying to decide whether I'd better get a boy to page him, or phone the office to see If anything had happened. Jim ap- peared and rasped out sharply:
 Been looking everywhere for you, Anne. Don't you know by this time that every one waits in the other cor
 This is quieter. And we used to meet here when we lived at the Wal grave.' I protested. remembering those clear, happy days through the mist of the present
 "An right, all right Don't hold me up any longer. I've a taxi waiting" Then as I jumped up quickly, a sat urnine smile greeted me, 'I thought
 that would start you off. you frugal soul, you! Anne, I'll have to teach you to take luxury as gracefully as you faced poverty"
 '.If that's a compliment, I'll make the best of it, I replied, swallowing | my chagrin in amused realization that if Jim hadn't beaten me to it, I would | have acted like the abused memebr of our party
 l We drove at once to the fashion | abae throughfa-e where Jim had | found the apartment that suited him
 so well. There was a magnificent
 stone-pillared entrance hall with a Chinese rug worth a kings ransom | on the floor. and Italian stone benches
 and very modern American lamps | with translucent glass shades. Cold | expensive, inrpreSSive@this was the | feeling got from the entrance hall
 and neither the nveried, soft-footed attendants nor the tiny. caged entry where the elevator bore us, abated one jot of my feeling of being an in truder and unwelcome withal. | Jim yielded a key with an air ot possession, and admitted us to a con-
 ventional city apartment
 | Big living-room and dining-room darting off from the reception hall al l right angles. while a door next the | dining-roOm entrance undoubtedly led | to the sleeping rooms and baths. Vir- ginia's apartment was s; similar to that | so was Bstty's. I couldn't imagine | this place ever seeming distinctly and | exclusively mine.
 Plenty of windows for light and air, and-look at the view," said Jim with the proud air of a showman, leading me to the great triple win dows of the HvinS-room-
 "Oh. Units So highI You can look out over everything It fright ems me. Suppose there was a fire ?'' I cried disjointedly.
 You'd go over the roofs" replied Jim, too absorbed in his own attitude to react to mine.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-01-19
Beauty Chats
Ann Kent Forbes
DRY SHaNPOOS

The woman who is troubled with oily hair and a scalp covered with dandruf has a great problem Be cause it is absolutely necessary for her to treat the scalp with oil. a treatment which makes the hair very hard to do up- The best thing for her to do is to give her hair a week ly d-y shampoo to keep it nury.
 If the dandrun is very bad the scalp should be rubbed with sulphur ointment Or crude oil. or any tonic containing oil No matter how care fully this is done. some oil win get oyer the hair, which win become sticky and anything but pretty to look at But the dry shampoo will take this extra oil from the hair itsc4f without drying out the scalp.
 You can, if you wish. use powder. cd orris root This has a faint fra grance which is delightful and it ha, the virtue of not clinging to the scalp and of brushing out easily Or you can make a shampoo powder by using half powdered orris and half taicum. This leaves the hair very soft and
 iufry, but it is much harder to brush out One of the things that I most frequently recommend is very coarse yellow cornmeal because this ab- sorbs the oil on the hair and being coarse, is easily brushed out. TaIcum Is apt to leave the hair looking full of powder. and temporarily without any lustre-
 These three things I would recor,- mend most highly for dry shampoos. any one of them can be used once every week to keep the hair in a soft clean, fiuffy condition while the scaip is being treated with oil Care must be taken to brush the powder out thoroughly with a rather fine brfs- tied hair brush. and the hair should be shaken to remove as much of the powder as possible Meantime. give l the regular shampoo once tn three weeks --.