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The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Important to all Women
Readers Of this Paper

thousand upon thousands Of women
have kidney or bladder trouble sn1 sever
suspect IL.
Nomcn's complaints often prove 10 be
nothing else but kidney trouble. or the
result OF kidney or bladder disease.
II the kidneys are not IN healthy con
ditIon. they may cause the other organs
To- become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes YOU nervous. irrita-
Die and may be despondcnt. At makes any
one 50.
But hundreds 81 women claim that DR.
kilmcr's Swamp Root. by restoring
health 60 the kidneys. proved 10 lie just
the remedy needed 20 overcome such
conditions
Many send for a sample hottie e. see
what swamp Root. the great kidney.
liver and bladder medicine. will do ior
them. BY enclosing ten cents e. DR.
kilmer a Co. Binghamton. y. y. you
may receive sample size hottie Nv Parcel
Post. You can purchase medium and
large size bottles at all drug stores.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
WOULD co FROM
HOUSE TO HOUSE
Tennessee Farmer Wants TO Go
From House to House and
Tell Everybody About
Tanlac.

eff 4 were not 50 busy with my
farm work I would 20 from hous" 10
house and Tell the people about Tan,
lac" said A. J. Livingston. we'll
known farmer, living near Ashland
City, Teun.
Il had stomach and kidney trouble
and suffered torment with my back
and side. The doctors could do moth
Ing for me 81 ] wrote 10 friend of
mine in Nashville about Tanlac. and
he advised me 10 try IL. saying he had
heard 50 many favorable reports about
II and sent me u bottle.
After taking the FIRST hottie l felt
SO much better that ordered another
bottle myself and the result is ! am
well man. l told IA friend of mine
about IL and ordered bottle for him
and he had good results. can eat
anything | want and Il don't hurt me.
and can sleep like a log. To tell you
the truth. just simply feel like new
man and have more strength and en-
ergy than | have had In years. IL Is
simply the grandest medicine In the
world. | would like 10 see all OF my
friends and get those who are suffer
ing TO try 1t, and hope you will reach
them through this testimonial, which
/ have gladly given"
Tanlac. the celebrated medicine.
which accomplished such remarkable
results In this mans cnse, Is a won
derful tonic, appetizer and invigorant.
II builds up the system, creates a
healthy appetite, promotes digestion
aud assimilation of the food and
makes you feel strong. sturdy and
well as nature intended.
Sold by lending druggists every
where
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
The wfe's Day for the Car.

"How many" asked the chairman OF
the meeting. will promise to be on
hand next Thursday with their auto
mobiles?"
Not hand was raised. and the sur.
prised chairman said:
"What is the trouble? Surely some
of you own cars?"
"Yes." spoke up n bold individual.
most Of us own cars. but ] reckon
everybody here is in the same boat
! am. Thursday Is the day the wife
has the car and personally I know its
Detroit Free Press.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Are Corns a luxury2

When is a luxury tax? Representa-
tive Aaron s. Kreider tells this story !:
A woman went into IA restaurant and
ordered plate of ice cream. and when
she came to pay. she had check for
ID cents and cents was added to IL.
She asked: "What does that . cents
mean?"
WELL" she was told. "l5 cents for
your Ice cream and . cents luxury
tax"
She paid II, and then she walked
across the street TO the drug story ant
asked for "A corn plaster, and she got
a check for 10 cents, and cent added.
She said: "What Is the I cent forT'
THAT Is the luxury tax"
SWELL" she said. this Is the first
time | ever knew that corns were a
luxury"
Now that Is the way II goes. There
are n great many things to he con-
sidered In discussing tax propositions.
From the Nations Business.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

am now able to do my work. recon-
mend the Vegetable Compound to my
friends and you may use these facts as
testimonial. Mrs. SALLIE SIEFERT,
813 w. Fourth Street. Pottsville, Pa.
The everyday life of many housewives
Il q continual struggle with weakness
and pain. There is nothing more wear
ing than the ceaseless round of house.
hold duties and they become doubly hard
when some female trouble makes every
bone and muscle ache, and nerves all on
edge.
II you are one of these women do not
suffer for four or five years as Mrs.
Siefert did, but profit by her experience
and be restored to health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Fairy Tale.

"Once upon time. as all good stories
begin. there was Fairy. and thu
Woodsmnn was cutting down ~ whale
Of tree when the Fuiry came by ana
said. waving her waWt
"Woodsmnn. spnre thn,trce and get
n regular job being President Of your
country"
And 81 the Woodsman moves To
Washington and one day the Fairy
called ngain and said, ". her ":
rs there anything more ! can do
for your"
And the President said:
Yes. you little son.of-a-g gnu You
can take me back where ! carn from
aud hand me my ny. aud beat Hf-
Richmond Times Dispatch.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
The STAGE Today.

Alfred Noycs. who Is conducting n
strong campaign for the publication
of the drama. said In n recent address
"ln Fifth avenue the other day
drcsscr's shop window. The window
contained u wax presentation, life size,
Of young lady about 10 enter her
bnth A. termed dlSgustedly away
I heard young man say:
"'Why. this hairdreSs"r has stolen
the plot of NJ least six of Broadwny's
forthcoming plays. lie Is bound Ia be-
sued right aud left for plagiarism
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

When ,ncudring lamb ar mutton rlc
IL the meat >eems s,uni add Nv
I.nns To- give lla,Nr aud nouriShmrnl,
aud thus extend TIie dish.
A dish nice for busy day ~ pre-
pared 10y slicing r"inl"c> very tim
nut into shallow granite baking dish
season with salt aud pepper aud c"v"l
with pork steak ar chops. then bah"
The chops will season the p"laluf
aud the dish may bc served az the
table from the dish " which II wa'
baked
Sunday Night Salad-rake one cnl
of peas. drained Hnd aired for un huui
or two: one cuplul Of timely mln,,t
celery. three fourihs of - cuplul 81
fresh peanuts. rolled until like coarS'
crumbs. ~" small green oni"rs
minced. onc-half cupful Of olives
finely minced. aud three hard.co".rt
eggs. rc-erying a few cighih~ tu gar
nlSh the top Of the salad. MiN .l
with good highly seasoned may"n
mise dressing and serve In nest "l
lettuce which lines bowl that ha'
been rubbed with Glove of garlic
Dates added 20 u baked cusiar'
makes dessert which the children
viII enjoy. and provides sweet whfl
l. perfectly wholesome. Add ihcu
,. rice. inpi"cn. ur any co"Lc,i orr.al
milking nn otherwise common dish un
usuoI
The following menu for mOlrrai,
breakfast 81 n u,'rnal Kind viii afIurf
scope Ter Individual preference:
Siev.d pruues with apple snuc,
cooked cereal With cream aud sugar
LrnIled vbii.ii.h. balrd potato. iuaS
and cnnc- Orangr or grapefruit
shredded wheat biscuit lamb chaps
rrrnm-I p"'nt"rs. mullins. marmnla'ir
roWsts ar rurun
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Diners Follow the Leader.

People are Ike sheep said the
cynical writer. when n dinner II
60 D.. ordered FOR a party 81 six there
s. generally one master mind who
will select the Kind 81 soup be- wants
Almost invariably tie others viii take
the same Kind - u ro-s down the
line. There j. NJ individuality. Yes
III admit ] usually suggest the more
expansive dishes 20 tie master mind
II boosts tie check New YOrk Sun
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
RARE GRATITUDE.

Patient am very grateful indeed
to you, doctor for only charging half
your usual fee. The operation you
performed on me was Of a most deli
cate nature. am indebted 10 you
both financially and probably for my
life.
DoctOr-And l. sir. am indebted TO
you. Most Of my patients are rich
people with imaginary ailments. was
glad Of the chance TO practice some
thing besides deception.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Warning! Unless you see the name
Slayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only rs told In the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gia. rheumatism. Earache. Toothache,
Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tlb
boxes Of twelve Bayer Tablets OF As
plrin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger PACKAGE. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture Of
Monoacetica cidester Of Salicycacid.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
learninu Fast.

How long has he been in this coun-
tryf"
about two years"
Does he give any indication Of be
coming good American citiZenT
81 should say so! He hadn't been
In America more than twelve months
before he was power In ward pol
tiles"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Unjust Teacher.

II was the infant class's alphabet
lesson, and the teacher had pro
crossed ns far ms the letter "B." when
she noticed that one little girl was
obviously wool gathering"
Walking over Ia her. and pointing
to the letter on the blackboard, she
asked:
NOW. Maggie. what letter IN that y
Maggie of course did not know, so
teacher, with gentle shake explained:
Letter II, letter II"
please. teacher" answered the
child. with one fearful eye an tina
child next to her. II niht tdjthIhg
her !"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
wv. hl~t~ wee


The natural song - the m"ckinH
bird IL beauiiful and some of tie
specles Seldom attempt any mimirry
while others constantly Initiate The
sounds they near. An observer reerfi
Nv recorded the Initiating 81 nin't'-.I =
other bird songs by ore mockinE hin!
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

aren't the mails dreadfully slowT'
ayes. but that's an advantage some
times"
"Why. this morning | received the
Dulmores' card for yesterdays recep-
ton"
so did !. II gave me really de-
cent excuse for not going"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
WAITING for the Doctor.

The waiting room of III. doctors
office was fun of patients. Tire ,loc-
tor opened the door of his private Of
n,c nnd called: "Who IN neNty"
We'll. what do you know that's
news asked the doctor. ~ the next
man started 10 enter the door
Before the doctor could shut tho
door of the private office all the PEG.
IT, IN the waiting room heard him
reply: II was Just reading where Aal
mlrnl Dewey has captured Manila bays
4 glft l. something cheapest bought
and often dearest paid for
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Long on Ideas. shor, on Cash

"BorroWs IL fun Of great schemes
." Improve the world: he's -gulaf
U;sPlan."
His name suggests the wors; fea
ture about those UtopIans-they arr
generaliy i-O-Utopinns~
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
COMPLYING With the Conditions.

The Lawyer-Your aunt's Will pro
vided that her dog should die II natural
death before you could succeed To Its
inheritance. trust you can prove the
animals death was natural.
Mr.. Nexkin-Sure can. fed the
mutt few grains Of strychnine and
death naturally ensued.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

Fake a pint Of cooked ireen peas
drain and while hot put through
PURGE sieve. Mix the crumbs with the
pulp; there should be about three-
quarters Of II cupful: add quarter
II cupful of walnut meats chopped
one egg slightly beaten, one teaspoon
full of sugar, and one-fourth al cSp
II melted butter with three-fourths ~
a cup OF milk. Mix well and turn
into well buttered pnn-a parhflih
paper lining will be good Ia use In the
pan. Bake forty minutes In slow
oven. Serve with tomato sauce.
Pecan loaf.-Soak one cupful OF
rice over night In cold water drain anu
add one cupful of pecan meats coarse
ly chopped, one cupful of cracker
crumbs. one cupful Of milk. one
egg benten. one and onehalf teaspoon
fuls of silt and few dashes Of pepper
Turn into n buitrred bread pan and
spread with softened butter. Bake one
hour in n moderate oven. Serve I'M
nodded garnished with chopped sea
soned carrots Cook the carrots IN
ms little water ms possible. dress with
butter. dash Of cayenne minced pars
ley and lemon Juice.
Polish Batwnia.-Peel one dozen
bects after cooking and place them In
n Jar with one quart of warm water
and one pint of good vinegar. Lei
stand several days. The day the soup
is To he made. strain the liquid from
the beets. add one quart ~ water and
nut IL with two pounds of beef on
10 cook. Roll and skim. Cut mp the
beets. also two or three onions nnd
add To the soup. Cook for three or
four hours take out the beef. cu'
In pIecps about one-hnlf inch square
remove the fat from the soup and
thicken with one nInt ~ sour cream
beaten with the yolks Of four eggs.
oray not that men tremhle NJ my
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
EE $#{ =
&c. ls2I. Western Newspaper UnionJ

&c 1891. Western Newspaper Union)
Some people are always grumblinS
because roses have thorns let us be
glad that thorns have roses
Now that women have the vote.
For which they strove 10 gain.
Some day the White House may De
swept
BY a presidential train.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Intellectual ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

"Women have better equipped Ia.
ieIcrts than men"
"In some Respects" replied Miss
Cayenne. Most of the peupe. I have
met who knew offhand and with pre-
cison how 10 score the latest com.
plicatlon In whist are women"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Fools Rush In.

Mnrcclla-You say Bennie Bean
br"ugh is cOnceited7
Waverly-I should say 50 Just nov
he is Engaged In rewriting Lino"lp's
GciiySaur- address for the movies
Youngstown Telegram.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

was very irregular.
| was not fit to do
my work at times
and took medicine
from a doctor and
got no benefit. !
saw Lydia E. Pink
ham s Vegetable
Compound adver-
tised in the news
papers and took It
and got all right. ]
gained e twenty
mounds mr. more and
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Don't Foroe, cv,,eur, r,Ieyn

When adding To your toilet requisites
An exquisitely scented face. skin. baby
and busting powder and perfume. rem
dering other perfumes superfiuous
You may rely on u because one Of the
Cuiicura Trio (Soap. Ointment and
TalcumD. &c each everywhere.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Found Out.

"would You like to hear q secret In.
volvlng Mrs. NeNdore In dreadful
scandalT"
"GoodncSs, yes. Tell IL 10 me."
81 don't know any such secret. but
I must say you have very mean dis
position"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Encourspi

Kathryn intend to marry Billy
Bullion In spite OF all opposition.
Kyiic-If billy sas your" real do
termIncd don't think he'll oppose
you so very long.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Agreeable.

Lady of the House, don't mind
giving you a meal. but ! shall require
return" Hobo-"Well. mum. II /
like yer coohin' III return just ms often
as yer want. "-Boston Transcript.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

what caused B.hhl,> 6" quit max
lny 'hume brow
"NIrs Bubbles suggested that he
might dry the dishes while aiiing dc
yelupm.nis-
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Nasty Inference

Il claim thai congressman are paid
more than they're worth" How much
are they paidy" Il don't know"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

'';'oor man. be- has ~ place 20 20. 20
-'Vhat Do you InsanT-
-Iie Insists that his uife IL driVl-g
him 20 drink. and be has hard w"tS
finding IT
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

hlnuilpllS va W.
tahles and nuts
will appeal.
Pea r o a 8 t.
Take three cup
fuls of dry bread
that has been
rolled and put
through "a sieve.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Cor.Wreckt.

Al Bert-"How do these love tri-
angles usually end?" Phil Bert
Most of them turn into wreck
tangle. "-Sclence and Invention.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

ily IL Ia cook tie
meat with the
vegetables: the
flavor Of the
meat SciiSOlls the
vegetables. Iut
less meat II need
ed To- satisfy ia,
appetite.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Hopeless.
Hopeless.
] don't expect
To live to zee
All things the way
They ought to be.
Mus, Cultivate Good Manners.

Smiler-Do you see that Turk over
thcrel
Tyler-les.
well. he has six wives: conse-
quently he can nsver open his mouth
without interrupting one of them"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
MisaIlianoe.

$50 you think Agnes mnrricd he
Meath her. u do. her husband plays
a M SCRABBLE game of bridge"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Added Strength.

Restaurant keeper-"I hope the
sausage was air CHIT" GueSt-"Yes. I
feel II has given me horse power"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Waterproof.

Portcrs-'I,aiu stops every ones
pleasures" Wntcrs-'l,ain doesn't
stop the bargain hunters"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

There II n Providence that shapes
the ends of poetry; none nf the insipli
kind survives long
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
Able TO
DO HER WORK
After Long Suffering Mrs. Siefert
Was Restored to Health BY
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound

Pottsville, PA suffered with
female trouble for four or five years and
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
sEAsoNABLE GOOD THINGS.

For those who must live on re-
stricted meat diet the various COM
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
MANS
BEST AGE

A man is as old as his organs; he
can be as vigorous and healthy at
70 as at IS if he sics his organs IN
performing their functions. Keep
YOUR vital organs healthy with
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
GOLD MEDAL
skRtEEMM
W Ey:y{IIIH

TA.vories standard remedy for kidney
Ev,r. bladder and urie acid troubles slnc.
1896; eo-reots disorders; stimulates vital
ors.na All druggists, three Sues
L. N. -. csA h.1.l .. svs-r hss
a. .eesps - i.i4seos
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08
ECONOMICAL DISHES.

A good way TO serve small
amount ~ meat for good sized fam
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-07-08

4 pray not that men tremhle ~ my
power OF place and lordly sway.
Z only pray for simple grace ~ look
:. =. my neighbor In the face fuIl hon
NJ e1fly from day 10 day
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-01-19
.LA|VD|S WITHIN
HIS RIGHTS
NO LAW TO PREVENT HIS HOLD
ING TWO POSITIONS.

Chicago, Jap- 19.-Officials of
the department of justice have de-
cided, after am informal investigation
of the case, that Federal Judge Lam
dis was strictly within his rights as
q federal judge in accepting the
chairmanship of the new commission
controlling organized baseball There
is nothing in the law to prevent him
holding both positions and there is
great public demand that he con-
tinue as federal judge and also
that he st saiehtsuciZHuntr-
that he sit as the supreme arbiter in
the national sport.
Thomas j. Sutherland, a Chicago
lawyer, who protested to congress
because Judge Lands is receiving a
salary from baseball and still con-
tinuing on the bench, started some
thin. For one thing he has cut loose
torrent of testimonials from men
in all walks of life who rejoice that
there is one man on the bench and
in baseball who cannot be reached"
or used" In his capacity as judge
he is worth many times the salary in
the United States pays him, for he
cannot be handled" by law viola
tors, no matter how wealthy or pow
erful they are. His entire career
examplifies honest, integrity, a
square deal and the highest princi-
Piles of humanity. He will bring the
same qualifications to his service as
the supreme head of baseball.
When Judge Lands accepted the
baseball position, the department OF
justice began quiet investigation
to determine the legality of the
proceeding. Its decision is that he
is strictly within his rights, means
he will not be hampered unless con-
gress should attempt to impeach him
and the very idea Of such action is
unthinkable, with the tremendous
hold Judge Lands has upon the re-
spect and admiration of the entire
country.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1921-01-19
BIG STORM IN
THE NORTHWEST
WIDESPREAD SLEET STOR Nj
PLAYS HAVOC WITH WIRE
COMMUNICATIONS.

ST. Paul, Mimi, Jan. 19.-The
first bad sleet storm of the year
played havoc with telephone and
telegraph communications in the
northwest today The American
telephone and telegraph officials ad-
mitted wires in all directions were
going out. Communication with
Chicago and all points south were
practically at a standstill. All Iowa
lines went out around Mason City.
Communicationg lines to Wisconsin
points were out between Minneap-
oils and Eau Claire. Trunk lines to
Fargo were all out but one Western
Union officials said way points had
not yet reported serious trouble, but
expected reports before noon show
ing considerable disruption should
the storm continue. One trolley
wire broke in three places near Sew
en- corners in down town ST. Paul
and tied up street car traffic in all
directions. Seven Corners in the
down town ST. Paul and tied up
street car traffic in all directions.
Seven Corners is the main transfer
point in st. Paul. The trolley struck
the side of an automobile but no one
was injured. A Gordon of police was
drawn to protect lives.