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The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05

It has been said that not one woman IN
a thousand passes this perfectly natural
change without experiencing a train OF
very annoying and sometimes painful
symptoms. Those dreadful hot flashes,
sinking spells, spots before the eyes,
dizzy spells, nervousness, are only few
of the symptoms. Every woman at this
age should profit by Mrs. Block S expert
ence and try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound.
IF YOU have the slightest doubt that
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound will help you, write to Lydia E
Pinkhan Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
about your health. Your letter will be
onened. read and answered by a woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05
TELL 'EM TO SEE
NE, SAYS TOWNS
Every Time / Sit Down TO a Juicy
Steak Now | Give Thanks TO
TanIaC, He Declares.

"F,yery time | sit down to Il JUICY
steak now give thanks to Iahlac
for taking me off that milk and mush
diet | had to live on for year, saio
Joseph Il. Towns, the well-Kho"l anu
popular proprietor OF the Saili'"i'
Meat Market. of Marshall, Mich.
Il had stomach trouble Oh tne
worst sort and was going down mn
SO fast / thought / would have to give
an my business. / was 50 nervous
and worried / dreaded to see hlSht
come as it meant little for me ana
then in the morning l was so taggeu
out l dreaded to go to my market
.The money 1 spent for Tanlac was
the best investment l ever MADE. 1
never dreamed a medicine could 90
the work it did for me. Three bottles
was all 1 needed to make me as souhu
as dollar. / never felt better or
more like working in my life than 90
right now. l eat anything / want my
stomach is in good shape and am
brimful of energy. l sleep all night
without turning over and get up In
the morning as happy as boy
"Not only has Tanlac made me teel
fit and fine, but have also gained
twenty-five pounds in weight. Ii any
body wants to know more about what
| think Of Tanlac, let them come 10
me and l will be glad to tell them
Il certainly hasn't an equal"
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
Advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05
lnouisjtive Lillian.

Lillian. four years old, has attended
Sunday school and heard some things
she does not understand.
Lillian said: Mother, what IS the
sOul?'
Mother replied: Child, the soul is
the mind. the part of you tlat thinks
There was silence for little bit
and then Lillian said: Mother, how
will Got get wings fastened on 70 the
mind?"
Mother did not answer After a short
silence Lillian said: Mother, is God
and Central the same|
By this time father had begun to
take notice and answered: Not III
our town."
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05
The Best Politics.

do you think practical politician
can afford to place patriotic duty
above personal interests?'
''He can't afford to do otherwise
replied Senator Sorghum. "A prac-
teal politician is one who succeeds in
getting elected; and the voters out my
way haven't any use for man who
doesn't love his country"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Bewarel Unless you see the mama
Slayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scrIbed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gIa. Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago, and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes Of twelve Bayer Tablets Of AS
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin Is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture Of
Observation-Disclosures Of Salicylicacid.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05

J"O NcA4 %
Lydia E. Pinkham's
We &c table Com
pound advertised in
the paper and got
good results from
taking it. / recon-
mend your medicine
to my friends and
you may publ s b
this fact as a testi-
monial. Mrs ROB-
ERT BLOCK, Box 542,
HOPKINS, MINI.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05
Decided.

Zones and l have made a bet ana
you are to settle it. l say that
"What are the terms Of the wager"
"Oh. the loser is to buy a good din
ner for the three Of US. | claim
that"
"Neyer mind that. | never knew
Jones TO pay a bet. You lose. Judge.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05
ALIENS FOOT.EASE DOES IT

When shoes pinch or corns and bunions
ache, get a package of ALIENS FOOT
into the shoes. 1t takes the sting out OF
corns and bunions gives instant relief to
Smarting Aching Swollen feet 100000
pounds OF powder for the feet were used
by our Army and Navy during the war.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05
Jud Tunkins.

Jud Tunkins says so long as build
ing Is so expensive he wishes car
penters wouldn't throw so many nails
around to be carried. off in his auto
mobile tires
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05
Athletic.

"Thomas-"Li is such an obstacle
race. Brett-"It is to those who
jump at conclusions
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1921-08-05
HOW WOMEN
OF MIDDLE AGE
MAY Escape the Dreaded Suf-
ferings of that Period by
Taking Mrs. Blocks Advice

Hopkins, Minn. During Change of
life had hot flashes and suffered for
New-York tribune., 1921-10-23
ITS AS EASY AS
PIE" said Miss

IT'S AS EASY AS
PIE" sal d Miss
Madeline Davis, the
pupil of Ruth Law,
aviatrix, just before
she met a tragic
death at Long Branch
early this month in a
foolhardy stunt sim
liar to the one pic
tured above. Here is
one Ernie Fosnaugh
at the Interstate Fair,
at Fargo, N. D.,
snapped as he changes
from a racing motor
car to a speeding air.
plane by means Of a
dangling rope ladder.
Miss Davis trying the
same thing missed
her grip on the lad
der and fell to her
death. Underwood.
New-York tribune., 1921-10-23

Right ANOTHER
D A r E D E V L
STUNT. A blase
fillum actor nervily
lights and smokes a
cigarette as he nom
chalantly 8 t a n d 5
erect on the meagre
foothold afforded by
the peak Of st.
Georges steeple over
looking the city of
Basel, Switzerland. A
sudden gust of wind
and our hero would
be enroute to the
roof some two hum
dred feet below.
Keystone.
New-York tribune., 1921-10-23

Lett - AS A RE-
MINDER. Winter is
just around the cor
ner, folks, and ac- &C
cording to the wealth
erman's a d v a n c e
representations 1t
promises to be one OF
the good old-fash;,
ioned variety. How'd
you like a fall of sew
eral feet with a nine
foot drift covering
your only water sup
ply? That's the story
of our picture-a eyp
ical mid-winter scene
of the deep snow dug
out that was necss: s:.
sary to get at TN tnls
Quebec farmers 5 wen.
Br-r-r-.rh. Got your
coal in? Noses jon
New-York tribune., 1921-10-23

AW ATTN G THE
GONG. Battling Gin
ger" the champion
boxing kangaroo OF
the London Zoo,
whose speciality is
making life miserable
for his human spar
rim e part t n e RS
stretches his lengthy
legs and gives our
photographer a super
cilious once-over as
he awaits the gong
that will call him to
his corner. Underwood.
New-York tribune., 1921-10-23

CROWNED KING OF SWAT. Babe" poses in
his new crown, tribute from fandom to Mr..
Ruths prowess greatest of home run clouters.
The silver dadems rim has 49 miniature base
balls, in the center bat rampant with another
ball, while on each of the points is another
ffty-nine in al-his seasons record. Underwood.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
WOULD co FROM ON
HOUSE TO HOUSE.
Tennessee Farmer Wants to Go
From House to House and
Tell Everybody About
Tanlac.

IF were not SO busy with my
farm work would go from house to
house ind tell the people nbout Tan
lac" snid A. ]. Livingston, we'll
known farmer. living near Ashland
City, Tenn.
Il had stomach and kidney trouble
and suffered torment with my back
and side. The doctors could do moth
Ing for me, SO wrote to a friend Of
mine in Nashville about Tanlac. and
he advised me to try it, saying he had
heard SO muny favorable reports about
1t and sent me a bottle.
after taking the first bottle felt
SO much better TINT ordered another
bottle myself and the result Is l am
a well man. l told friend Of mine
about 1t and ordered bottle for him
and he had good results. can eat
anything want and it don't hurt me.
and can sleep like log. To tell you
the truth. just simply feel like new
man and have more strength and en-
ergy than l have had In years. 1t Is
simply the grandest medicine In the
world. would like to see all Of my
friends and get those who are suffer
ing to try 1t, and hope you will reach
them through this testimonial, which
l have gladly given"
Tanlac, the celebrated medicine,
which accomplished such remarkable
results in this mans case, is q won
derful tonic, appetizer and Invigorant.
1t builds up the system, creates q
healthy appetite, promotes digestion
and assimilation Of the food and
makes you feel strong, sturdy and
well MS nature intended.
Sold by leading druggists every
ere,-Adyertisement.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
School Benefits by Page viii.

Washington.-A $4,000 endowment
for the establishment by the Orches-
trail Association of Chicago of pub
lie school of music in memory of her
brother, Is contained in the will of the
late Florence Lathrop Page, wife Of
Thomas Nelson Page, former nmbas-
sador to Italy, filed here for probate.
1t disposes of an estate estimated at
81, 100000, and in addition to a beqnest
of S25O,00O and life use Of household
effects, Mr.. Page will receive one-half
the income from the residue of the es-
tate during his life time, the other
half going to Mrs. Pages daughters.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
Important to all Women
Readers Of this PAPER

Thousands upon thousands of women
have kidney or bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head.
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous, irrita-
ble and may be despondent; it makes any
one 30.
But hundreds of women claim that DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, by restoring
health to the kidneys, proved to be just
the remedy needed to overcome such
conditions.
Many send for sample bottle to see
what Swamp Root, the great kidney,
liver and bladde: medicine, will do for
them. By enclosing ten cents to DR..
kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, you
may receive sample size bottle by Parcel
Post. You can purchase medium and
large size bottles at all drug stores.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
WESTERN FOREST FIRE
SEASON OPENS FAvoRA6LY

Denver-FreQuent rains have been
boon to the western forests this
bpring, and the officers of the forest
bervice, United States Department of
agriculture, express themselves as
greatly relieved at escaping Il danger
which has been keeping them Oh the
anxious seat.
The danger was that If the summer
fire season came on us usual their
control of the national forests would
be impossible with the funds available
before July /, when new fiscal year
beglns. Hence the relief that frequent
rains have kept the forests too damp
to permit dangerous conditions to. be-
eome general.
But the government fOresters do not
tconsider that this is entirely due to
Favorable weather and timely rains.
tThe public is becoming Interested in
forest preservation, and the Oft-re-
peated story of the destruction caused
4 by human carelessness is beginning to
make its impression. The United
States leads all nations in forest fires.
With over 10000 fires per year, de-
',stroying nearly $2O,OO0,OOO worth Of
timber and property, this country has
sthe world outclassed.
There have only been four large
fires so fur this year in the 147 ma
ttiOnal forests scattered throughout the
s.country-one in Minnesota, one in
.Florida, and the other two In Arizona,
.one of which started in Old Mexico
s,and swept across the international
boundary. This is an exceptional rec
/ ord and means much to the forest
service.
Eighty per cent of the forest fires
that occurred in the United States
during the past five years were due to
human carelessness. A camp fire left
burning, lighted match or cigarette
but thoughtlessly thrown aside, the for
,esters say, often cause conflagratiOns
that take days and weeks Of hard
work to suppress. 1t is for this reason
that they ask every good citizen to
adopt as part of his daily creed the
motto of the forest service-PUT
OUT, KEEP OUT, FOREST FIRES.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
Unjust Teacher.

It was 1.-THE infant class's alphabet
lesson, and the teacher had pro-
gressed as fur as the letter "D," when
she noticed that one little girl was
obviously "wool-gathering."
Walking over to her, and pointing
to the letter on the blackboard, she
asked:
"Now, Maggie, what letter is that?"
Maggie, OF course, did not know, go
teacher, with gentle shake explained: !:
Letter Il, letter b.
"Please, teacher" answered the
child, with one fearful eye on the
child next to her, II amt touching
her!"
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
Around the Clock.

"Yes, boys" continued the steep
lejnck. who was telling true" anda
thrilling stories, "yes, was working on
n clock tower one afternoon about II
minutes to O. when l slipped, slid down
the roof and caught Oh the long hand
Of the clock. There ! dangled while
the town folks collected below. So i
yells to 'em. Say, you folks. go home
to your suppers. it'll be close tn half
an hour before drop.'-HOustonl
Post. "A
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07

The waiting room of the doctors
office was full of patients. The doc
tor opened the door of his private OF.
flee ana called: "Who Is neXt?"
swell, what do you know that's
news?" asked the doctor, as the next
man started to enter the door.
Before the doctor could shut tho
door of the private office all the peO-
rle In the waiting room heard him
reply: II was just reading where Adj
mIral Dewey has captured Maniln bay
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
The wife's Day for the Car.

"How many" asked the chairman Of
the meeting, will promise to be on
hand next Thursday with their auto
mObiles?"
Not hand was raised, and the sur
prised chairman said:
"What is the trouble? Surely some
of you own cars?"
"Yes," spoke up a bold individual,
most of us own cars, but l reckon
everybody here is in the same boat
I am. Thursday is the day the wife
has the car and personally know it's
no use asking for 1t Mt that tilne."-
Detroit Free Press.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07

"People are like Sheep" said the
cynical writer. "When dinner is
TO be ordered for n party of six there
Is generally one master mind who
will select the kind Of soup he wants.
Almost invariably the others will take
rthe same kind. So 1t goes down the
Cine. There is no individuality. Yes.
I'll admit l usually suggest the more
expensive dishes to the master mind.
1t boosts the check."-New York Sun.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
The stage Today.

Alfred Noyes, who Is conducting q
strong campaign for the publication
of the drama, said in recent address:
''In Fifth avenue the other day
saw a crowd assembled before hair
dresser's shop window. The window
contained wax presentation, life size.
of young lady about to enter her
bath. As l turned disgustedly away
l heard young man say:
"'Why, this hairdresser has stolen
the plot of at least six Of Broadway's
Forthcoming plays. He is bound to be
sued right, and left for plagiarism. .
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
Fairy Tale.

"Once upon time, as all good stories
begin, there was a Fairy, and the
WOodsman wns cutting down n whale
of tree when the Fairy came by and
said. waving her wand:
"WoOdsman. spare that tree and get
n regular job being President of your
country"
And so the Woodsman moves to
Washington and one day the Fairy
called again and said, W. her W.:
as there anything more can do
for you?"
And the President said:
"Yes, you little son-of-a-gun! You
can take me back where l cnme from
and hand me my ax, and beat itI"-
Richmond Times-Dispatch.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
FRECkLES
Now l. the Time to Get Rid ef
These Usly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed of your freokles. as Othins
double Strengths guaranteed to remove
Simply get an ounce of Othine-doubls
strength-from your druggist. and apply q
little of It night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear. while tbs lighter
ones have vanished entirely. II 10 seldom
that more than one ounce IL needed to COM
pletely cle.r the skin and gain beautiful
Be sure to ask for the double strength
Othine. as this 10 sold under guarantee Of
money back II It fails to Femove frecklea.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
Live Up to Their Name.

The French invented the automobile,
and they also invented the name. 1t Is
derived from the Greek "Autos," self,
and the French mobile" movable, al
so uncertain and changeable. Perhaps
it is because of its name that some
automobiles are so temperamental
One can't very well call thing uncer.
tain and Interchangeable and expect 1t
to act in any other manner.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
Woman win Get Father's Seat.

Springfield, Ill.-Governor Small
will appoint Mrs. Winifred Mason
Huck as n member-at-large In Con-
gress to complete the unexpired term
fof her father, the late William E. Ma
ION. A resolution empowering the gov
sernor to I'LL the vacancy has been
adopted by the Legislature.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
LADIES' CAN WEAR Shoes

using ALIENS FOOT EASE. the antisep-
tic powder for the feet Shaken into the
shoes and sprinkled in the foot-bath. Allen.
Foot=Eaae makes tight or new shoes feel
easy; gives instant relief to corns, bunions
andScallouses. prevents Blisters. CallouS and
Bore Spota,.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07

$50 you have taken to carrying
around monkey! This is going too
far!"
swell, you never go anywhere
with me-" was his wife's somewhat
ambiguous retort.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07

AL Bert-"How do these love tri-
angles usually end?" Phil Bert
sMost Of them turn into wreck
tangle."-Science and Invention.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07

Some people never stop to count the
cost, realizing that they haven't got
the price, anyway.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
Cant Win.

A New York man had his pocket
picked in court. Going to court is
aosing game any way you look ut 1T
Detroit Free Press.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07

A wise man fatters woman BY
telling her that he is unable to under.
stand hrr.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07

Many dislike excursions, but nobody
dislikes excursion rates.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1921-07-07
waterproof-

Porters-"Rain stops every ones
ptensures." Wnters-"Raln doesn't
stop the bargain hunters"
The Snowflake herald., 1921-09-30

of their journey they drove through
rolling grassy, Towering prairies and
up long, hard hill to the small log
cabin settlement of New Salem, Illi-
noiS, on the shore of the Sangamon.
They halted about noon in the middle
of this little prairie village, opposite
a small clapboard house. A sign hung
over its door which bore the rudely
lettered words: "Rutledge's Tavern"
A long, slim, stoop-shouldered young
man sat In the shade of an oak tree
that stood near corner of the tavern,
with a number of children playing
around him. He sat leaning against
the tree trunk reading book. He
had risen as they came near and stood
looking at them, with the book under
his arm. Samson says in his diary
that he looked like IAN untrimmed
yearling colt about sixteen hands
high. He got up slow and kept rising
till his bush of black tousled hair was
six feet four above the ground Then
he put on an old straw hat without
any band on It. He reminded. me of
Philemon Bakers fish rod, he was
that narrer. For humlinesS I'd match
him against the world. His hide was
kind O. yaller and leathery. / could
see he was still in the gristle-a little
over twenty-but his face was marked
up by worry and weather like mans.
never saw anybody SO long between
joints. Don't hardly see how he
could tell when his feet got cold"
He wore hickory shirt without
collar or coat or jacket. One suspen-
der held up his coarse, linsey trousers,
the legs of which fitted closely and
came only to blue yarn zone above
his heavy eowhide shoes. Samson
writes that he fetched a sneeze and
wiped his big nose with a red hand
kerchief' as he stood surveying them
in silence, while DIR. John Allen. who
had sat on the doorstep reading a
paper-a kindly faced man of middle
age with a short white beard under
his greeted them cheerfully.
where do you hail from7" the
Doctor asked.
vermont" said Samson.
''All the way In that wagon7'
Eyes, sir"
81 guess you're made o. the right
stuff said the Doctor. where We
bound?'
Don't know exactly. Going to take
a claim somewhere"
There's no better country than
right here. This is the Canaan of
America We need people like you.
The Snowflake herald., 1921-09-30

jew's-harps. A balance stood in the
middle of this counter. A chest of
tea, a big brown jug, box of can
dies, keg and large wooden pail
occupied its farther end. The shelly
ing on its side walls was filled by
straw hats, plug tobacco, bolts of
cloth, pills and patent medicines and
paste-board boxes containing shirts,
handkerchiefs and underwear. At the
rear end of the store was large fire
place. There were two chairs near
the fireplace, both of which were oc-
cupied by man who sat IN one
while his feet lay on the other. He
wore calico shirt with a fanciful
design of morning glories on it print
ed in appropriate colors, a collar of
the same material and red necktie.
Abe laid aside his book and rose
to a sitting posture.
Pardon me-you see the firm is
busy said Abe. You know Eb Zane
used to say that he was never so
busy in his life as when he lay on his
back with broken leg He said he
had to work twenty-four hours a day
doin' nothin' an could never git an
hour off. But broken leg is not
SO bad as lame intellect. That lays
you out with the fever an ague of
ignorance. Jack Kelso recommended
Kirkham's pills and poultices of po-
etry. I'm trying both and slowly get
ting the better of it. I've learned
three conjugations, between customers,
this afternoon"
The sleeper, whose name was VIII
liam Berry, rose and stretched him
self and was introduced to the new
conner. He was a short, genial man,
of some thirty years, with blonde,
curly hair and mustache. His fat
cheeks had color as definite as that
Of the blossoms on his shirt, now