The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-09-20
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1t should be borne in mind that
typical drinking party in moviedom,
even when nobody is killed or dies,
isn't party which any thoroughly
respectable woman attends.
Now, honestly, wouldn't it be bet
ter for our morals, under this dry
dispensation, if all mention of the
battle of the Brandywine were ex-
plunged from American histories?
A Louisville woman was recently
arrested for wearing an immodest
bathing suit, and the newspaper ac-
count says 'she- was held by the
Court for further examination, Ho,
no, yes, ''for examination" VIZ see.
A Paris man wants to know if any
thing can be discovered that really
would add to human happiness. Most
assuredly. Something, for example,
that wasn't made by a moonshinef,
and not sold by bootlegger.
1t has been stated that it never
was easier to get rich than it is to-
day, but why get rich until such mat
tiers as taxes, surtaXes and then some
taxes on incomes are so decided that
to be rich is to be we'll off.
q
years old, was awarded first prize at
the Kentucky State Fair, at Louis
vile, for the best handmade corse-.
To our mind, this shows that relic
making, as we have always suspect
ed, is an industry.
standardized homes for people of
moderate means, built with Govern
ment add would be a sorry project.
Better a tent of your own choosing
and pitching than a palace as like
another palace as one pill is like an
other pill.
The Police Judge of Evansville, ILL.,,
proposes to punish "drunks" by put
ting them in white clothes and COM
polling them to clean up the streets.
Down in Paris, KY, they get into
their automobiles and "clean up the
Streets" as the agile survivors are
amply aware.
The evidence that is already in is
ha No. nv
buckle party was the sort of party at
which Arbuckle and his sort are in
their element. And, strange to say,
if Fatty is acquitted, he will be hero
to hundreds of soft-headed women in
this country.
A Kentucky belle who married an
Egyptian prince now wants a divorce.
In the good old days when the Ken
lucky society columns announced the
marriage of a beautiful and aristo-
cratic daughter of a Bluegrass horse
breeder to the handsome son OF
wealthy Kentucky distiller divorces
were seldom heard of.
A Kentucky paper reaches the con-
clusion that whereas a man was
mighty proud of being daddy of 16
children when ours was new coun-
try and a large family was an asset,
a man should take pride in moder-
ate size family, now that children are
a liability. Are we drifting toward
the time when the poor man who
hasn't dog which he could not feed
or a son or daughter he could feed,
clothe and educate will boast to q
sympathetic audience and constitute
a shining example?
An excited woman, carrying baby
in her arms and a suit case in one
hand, rushed up to Ticket Agent
Goodman, at the L. & n. station Tues
day afternoon, and, pointing to IN
incoming train, asked, almost breath
lessly: Say, mister, will that train
stop here?" 81 hope so, madam
politely responded Mr.. Goodman,
because, if it doesn't there will be
because, if it doesn't hhere will be
lot of busted-up passenger cars and
engines and trainmen, and somebody
in the L. & Ms employ will get
fired, sure" The train stopped. So
did Mr.. Goodman. Same thing the
woman The danger was past, and
all breathed easier.