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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
MOTHERl OPEN
CHILD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

your little one will love the ''fruity"
..s,a oP "California Fig Syrup" even II
constipated, bilious, irritable. feyerish'
or fuI of cold. A teaspoonful never
fans 10 cleanse the liver and bowels
In few hours you can see for your
self how thoroughly it works all the
sour bile. and undigested food out OF
the bowels and you have well. play
full child again.
Millions Of mothers keep "California
Fig Syrup" handy. They know tea
spoonful today saves sick child to-
morrow. ASK your druggist for genu-
inc california Fig Syrup" which has
directions for babies and children OF
all ages printed on bottle. Mother
You must say california" or you may
get an imitation fg syrup.-AdVertlse-
ment.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
FORD OFFERS TO BUY NAvlES
Can Finance Great Undertaking at
Junk Prices, Michigan Automo-
bile Man Says.

Detroit, Mich, Nov 17.-Henry Ford
authorized the following announce
ment upon his behalf:
81 win buy the navies of the world
at junk prices and turn them into ag-
rieultural machinery and automobiles
if the United States and the other
powers viii agree to disarm on the
sea.
You may tell those gentlemen in
Washington that l mean business.
They may think that l could not fl
nance such an undertaking, but you
may tell them that / can.
You may assure them that, with
acetelyn torches and electricity, can
cut those warships to pieces and make
useful things out of them"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18

I continued using it until 1 had taken
eight bottles. Now am very well and
can do nv own homework. / can gladly
recommend Lydia E. Pinkham medicine
to suffering women. - Mrs. BERTHA
LrERNG, r. F. D., Ravenswood, w. Va.
The ordinary day of most housewives
IA a ceaseless treadmill of washing,
cooking, cleaning, mending, sweeping,
busting and caring for little ones. How
much harder the tasks when some de-
rangement of the system causes head
aches, backaches, bearing-dcwn pains
and nervousness. Every such woman
should profit by Mrs. Liering's expert
ence. Remember this, for over forty
years Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been restoring health.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
DAVIS FLAYS PRoFITEERs
viii Eat corned Beef Thanksgiving
if Turkey Goes to 79 Cents
a Pound.

Washington, Nov. 17.-If profiteers
boost the price of turkey for Thanks
giving, fool them by eating corned
beef
This is the advice of Secretary of
Labor Davis. Although rated as a
millionaire, Mr.. Davis said corned
beef will grace his Thanksgiving ia
BILE if turkey goes to 70 cents a
pound, which, he said, is indicated by
the market trend just now.
Secretary Davis was denouncing
'.the cupidity and shortsightedness"
OF the storage warehouse monopoly on
eggs and poultry, and especially tur-
KEY at this season of the year.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
REDS REPLY TO LORD cURzoN
Declare Details Regarding Payment Of
czarist Debts Are Up to Inter
national Farley.

Moscow, Nov. 17.-Foreign Ministe'
Tchitcherin has replied to the iiJte
from Lord Curzon, British minister
of foreign affairs, asking as to the
further intentions of the Russian gov
eminent regarding the payment of the
czarist debts.
Lord Curzon asked what the soviet
government intends to do about the
debts contracted by Russia after 1914,
and about the decentralization of for
eign investors whose property was
confiscated
Tchiteherin has replied that all
further details can be discussed only
at an international conference.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
There Was Mo Renlx.

Robert Perry, age six, is the son
Of Paul Perry, of Greensburg. Like
all boys of school age, he is of an
inquisitive turn Of mind, and frequent
ly asks questions of his father which
bring only a grunt in reply.
At dinner the other evening Rob
ert was eating steak.
Papa, what is steak? Where does
1t come from3"
That was an easy one for papa,
and he promptly responded:
"From cows, son.
But he was not prepared for the
next one:
"From our two cows, papa r.
indianapolis News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
Elrst nweather MAN.

An Englishman Francis Cation, was
the first real weather man. Cation
was cousin Of Charles Darwin. He
was born in England in 1924. Whether
he was really able to forecast rain
and sunshine with more accuracy than
his successors is an open question !;
but ii is certain that he was the first
to attempt the charting, on a large
scale, of the progress of the elements
of weather. The methods devised by
him, in modified form, are used to this
day.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
Daily Short Story.

Potiphar Wampoodle had words with
his wife at breakfast about the way
the eggs were cooked.
I'm tired of this sort OF thing" he
declared. From here l go to the
river"
SO he did.
He loafed around the river front,
kidded the boatmen, and even accepted
little guaranteed hootch.
1t was very late when he wended
his way homeward
Then he had words with his wife
about some alleged pork chops he
found on the supper charlottesville
Courier-Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
ARE YOU NERVOUS?

Build up Your Health, Strength and
Good Looks by Following This
Woman's Advice.
Eau Claire, Visitor many
years / have taken DR.. Pierces Fa-
vorite Prescription as a tonic to
build me up whenever rundown,
weak and nervous and 1t was al
ways very beneficial, never failing
to give me the relief I was seeking
and to build me up in health and
strength. I also gave the 'Prescrip-
ton to my daughter as a tonic
when she was growing into woman
hood ana it did her a world Of good.
Favorite Prescription is the best
tonic have ever known for women
and girls. Mrs. Geo. Russell, 1Ozs
Second Ave.
Start at once with the 'Prescrlp-
ton" and see how quickly you PICK
up-feel stronger and better Write
DR.. Pierce, Pres. Invalids' Hotel IN
Buffalo, N. Y, for free advice OF
send 10c for trial pkg. tablets.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
Got 'Em Guessing.

Miss Alice Robertson, the only won.
an member of congress as the records
put it, was in conversation with a
group of male members including Rep.
resentative Towner of Iowa and sew.
eral others. Something made Miss
Alice peevish at the way part Of the
house was acting.
I'm not the only old woman in this
house" she said as she looked around
the group defantly.
Now the question that is agitating
those present is exactly who Miss Alice
looked at at the moment. There are
as many different versions as there
were members present.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
BOSCHEE'S SYRUP

AIIays Irritation, soothes and Heals
Throat and Lung InflanApation.
The almost constant Irritation Of a
cough keeps the delicate mucous MEM
brane of the throat and lungs in con-
gested condition, which Boschee's Syrup
gently and quickly soothes and heals.
For this reason it has been fayorite
household remedy for colds, coughs,
bronchitis and especially for lung
troubles in millions of homes all over
the world for the last fifty-five years,
enabling the patient to obtain a good
nights rest, free from coughing, with
easy expectoration in the morning
You can buy Boschee's Syrup wherever
medicines are sold.-Advertiseme
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18

Panama. Nov. t.7-A monument to
Theodore Roosevelt is to be erected
on Ancon hill, overlooking the canal
in whose construction he took such a
great part. The idea. which was orig
mated uy ]. Fl. Grieser. Canal Zone
swimming director, has been approved
hy the authorities.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
OPEN SHOP WAR IN CHICAGO
Organization OF Business Men Pub
licIy Launch Fight to Enforce
Lands Wage Award.

Chicago, Nov. IA campaign to
inaugurate the "open-shop" policy in
Chicago building trades, to enforce
the Lands wage award and terminate
the building tieup was launched pub
licly here.
Chicago business interests pledged
support to the citizens committee
which will direct the fight on union
organizations refusing to abide by the
decision. 1t was announced that 1,20C
nonunion carpenters are already work
ing here.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
Make your own Concentrates.

When you feel the fancied greater
opportunities of other fields Juggling
at your sleeve just hold short com
munion with yourself and remember
that it's the man and not the line which
achieves success. You will then de-
eide that there is nothing better than
the work you are doing and that you
make your own opportunities by the
spirit YOU put into your task every
day Of the years Selected.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
DON'T FEAR ASPIRIN
If 1T Is GENUINE
Look for Name "BayerD on Tablet,
Then You Need Never
Wnrru

To get genuine "Bayer Tablets Of
Aspirin" you must look for she safety
Slayer Cross" on each package and on
each tablet.
The "Bayer Cross" means true, world
famous Aspirin, prescribed by physi-
clans for over twenty-one years, and
proved safe by millions for Colds, Head
ache, Earache, Toothache, Neuralgia,
Lunbago, Neuritis. and for Pain in
general. Proper and safe directions
are in each unbroken "Bayer" package.
Advertisement.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
Time Kept by standard Clocks.

The time of the whole of the United
States east of the Rockies is regulated
by three standard clocks kept in an
underground vault at the naval obser-
vatory in Washington. These clocks
are wound by electricity, and their
beats are transmitted electrically
throughout the observatory; the vault
is never entered except in cases Of
emergency.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18

Jacksonville, Fla, Nov. IA car
load of Scotch and rye WHISTLES, billed
from Miami to Kansas City as fish, '
was seized by sheriff r, f. Merritt
and federal prohibition ager Is nsls.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
What Counted.

Johns last year teacher met hts
mother, Mrs. Flaherty, on the street
the other day. And how does John
like his new teacher?' she asked.
Mrs. Flaherty returned: "Oh, he
don't like her so well as he dc you,
but 1 think she'll be better for him.
You see, Miss T., she amt so
brainy as you wuz, but she's whole
lot more avoirduposis."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18

Soak hands on retiring in the hot suds
of Cuticura Soap, dry and rub in Gu
tlcura Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This is
only one of the things Cuticura will do
If Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used
for all toilet purposes. Advertisement.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
presel is Named.
enues.'

Washington, Nov. 1T.-Ellls Loring
Dresel of Boston was nominated by
President Harding to be charge DAFT
flares to Germany. Mr.. Dresei has
been American commissioner to Ger
many and is now in Berlin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18

anu ul4idlilliidtt Oii -
that / was not able
to do my homework.
/ consulted several
doctors but non e
seemed to give re
relief. I read in a
paper about Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound SO
/ decided to try it,
and before the first
bottle was gone /
found great relief so
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
Happy MARRIAGE.

"What is a happy marriage?" said
George AIDE at wedding breakfast
"a happy marriage" he went on
sis one wherein the husband endures
discomfort and doesn't complain, whils
the wife doesn't complain and en-.
dures discomfort"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
spud Murphy,s Girl.

Spud Murphy says: 81 don't mind
that girl Of mine bein' stuck on her
folks, but I'm darned if l know why
she thinks that every time | call it's
up to her to bust out the family album"
The Leatherneck.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
rertiIe EactorY Stunned.

Lille. Nov. 17.-Fire swept the tex.
tile factory at Croix, a suburb Of
Roubaix. The damage is estimated at
more than 100000.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18

Coles CarboIIsalve Quickly Relieves
and heals burning, itching and torturing
skin diseases. 1t instantly stops the pain
OF burns. Heals without scars. zoe and 60c.
Ask your druggist, or send 30c to The J.
w. Cole Co., Rockford. ILL.,, for a pack
Rge-Advertisement.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
cynIci

The principal trouble with matri-
mony is that you can't marry ? girl
and still want to sit alone with her
in the dark.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
The Cheerful Liars.

First Trunk-Enjoy your vacation?
Second Trunk-Feeling fire; l could
lick my weight In baggage men.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18

Most neighbors will never become
bosom friends as long as they can look
into each others bac tx yards.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18

Nobody seems to have thought of
interviewing Sank Center on what it
thinks of main Street"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-11-18
SUFFERED SEVEN
LONG YEARS
Finally Relieved by taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Rayenswood, W. Va or seven long
years | suffered from female trouble
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
What Kills Us.

We were at war with Germany ap-
proxlmately two years and lost about
$4,000 soldiers all told During the,
same two years, the United States lost
10000 of her citizens from Cancer,
$4,000 from Syphilis, and $4,000
from tuberculosis.
Mcst of these deaths are prevent
able Cancer is neither inherited nor
catching" and usually begin as a
small growth that can easily be de-
Stroyed or cured if recognized and
properly treated in its early stages but
the neglect is so great that it now kills
orc out of every Ten persons over for.
ty years of age.
tuberculosis is not hereditary, but it
is 'catching." it has been PRAYER,
however, that ninety per cent of all
cases of tuberculosis arc contract I'd
before the child is live years Of age,
and that adult people are comparative
ly immune. "Thc p.ophy!actic bapy
and the sanitary iou1" nav be amusing
in theory, but in act ISL practice thev
would save more It our population
than all the armamen;s of war.
Syphilis is botn hereditary and
catching" OF all diseases in exist
ence 1t is the most unnecessary, and
the easiest to prevent; ard in NEST
cases may be cured if properly and
perslstently treated. 1t is unfortunate
that too many of our people either
think in terms of dollars or personal
pleasure Of the moment, and not in
that Of human life.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
More Wild Geese.

Reports from the breeding grounds
OF waterfowl in the Northwest indicate
greatly increased supply, especially
OF geese. Credit for the gain belongs
10 the authors of the laws doing away
with spring shooting.
There was lot of opposition from
the market gunners when this policy
was adopted, but the test of time has
shown the wisdom of the course fol-
lowed, and there are now two birds
nor them to shoot at during the open
season where before there were one.
A further increase corresponding to
the protection waterfowl receive from
Federal and State authorities may be
looked for.
those who thought that they could
violate with impunity the provisions of
the migratory bird law have found the
Federal authorities memorable in prose
cutting their cases. Federal Judges
have imposed penalties which shocked
the old-tlmerS, accustomed, when con-
victed of game law violation, to re-
ceive the admonition of the ordinary
Justices not to do it again.
Every man who loves the open will
rejoice at the news that the lakes and
ponds of the Dakotas and Minnesota
are alive with waterfowl. The open
season will soon be here, and the in
tervenlng time can be spent in over.
hauling equipment, for the next bes,
thing to actual participation in the
sport of cunning is the handling OF
the guns and other parts of the gun
nef's outfit, each reminiscent of early
morning in a blind or sink box wait
Ing for sun-up and the first whistle OF
the wings of the quarry.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
Personal Tribute.

Initials may be made to stand for
a good many things which thew we're
never intended to indicate. Eyerv-
thing depends upon the ingenuity of
the reader.
An old negro servant who had no.
ticed washington, d. c." stamped
upon envelopes received by his mis-.
tress, said one day:
81 jess like 10 know, Mis- Hannah
wy dey allus put dem letters %. c.
after de name oh wash'n'ton, on dem
envelopes ?"
"What do you suppose thew stand
for?" inquired the mistress, who all
ways enjoyed the old mans answers
IVY" said Sambo, after a moments
reflection, "I's been tinkin' dey mos
likely stood for Daddy oh his Coun-
try but want 'xackly sure anu
sarhn but wat dey might mean some
ting; fer Wash'n'ton he was great
man. and pears like dere's a mons'ous
deal to be Said bout i'm"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
WEAK, NERVOUS,
ALL RUNDOWN
Missouri Lady Suffered Unit, g.
lined cardui.-Says "R.,nh
Was Surprising. Got Alop,
Fine, Became Normal
and Healthy.

Springfield Mo.-"Mv b,,,
weak 1 could hardly stand m va" ass %
would have bearing-down , up, and !
was not we'll at any time" s,r and
u. V. Williams, wife of a wei Gis Nn.
FARMER on Route s, this isAHona
Kept getting headaches and fs IJs' !
60 to bed" continues Mrs VINE wang %
describing the troubles from - nIIn
she. obtained relief through tba which
Cardui. MY husband, hav,rg use t o,
Oh Cardui, proposed getting I, fo nVa'a
saw after taking SOM r.. ae;
-. that was improving. Tn ~ r,.i,i
was surprising. l felt like a diffs ysal,
person. inherent
Later suffered from wo,,,,..
and weak back. and felt ali r,, 1Hless
L did not rest well at might WV, 1o"n'
nervous and cross. My HUSBAND 's 80 30
ne would get me some Cardui rS Ssia
ne did. 1t strengthened mo " M
doctor said got along fine. wo. ' Wy
good healthy condition. cannn,
say too much for it" NuO'
thousands Of women have e,,tso,,
as Mrs. Williams describes. mil h.u
found relief from the use Of C .. .1,;
Since 1t has helped so manv ro,
should not hesitate to try Cardri e
troubled with womanly ailments
For sale everywhere. Eo
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
Remarkably Considerate.

A Cincinnati newspaper reports a
striking manifestation of amiability
on the part Of little maiden OF that
city.
A beautiful new doll had just been
gwen her, and as she sat holding il
and singing to it, her mother noticed
that the old one was not in sight
what have you done with Bea-
tHce'" asked the mother.
I've put her away" answered the
little girl. az she saw me loving nv
new baby it might hurt her feelings"
Sl.SO gets the Register a wear.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
Association of Ideas.

10 remember one thing, connect i,
with another. That is very good rule
in mnemonics, but it needs to he oh
served with caution. An exchange re.
ports school-room dialogue.
ieacher-With whom did Achilles
light at the battle of Troy?
Pupil-Pluto.
Ieacher-Wrong. Try again.
Pupil-Nero.
leacher-Nero How do you-
Pupil-Then it must have been Hec.
Tor. | knew it was one OF our dogs
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
lhere is only one way to cure catar.
rhal deafness, and that is by consti-
tutlonal remedy. Catarrhal Deafness
Is caused by an inflamed condition of
me mucous lining of the Eustachian
lube: When this tube is inflamed
you. have rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when it is entirely
closed Deafness is the result. I'm.
less the Inflammation can be reduced
and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be DESTROYED
forever. Many cases of deafness are
caused by catarrh. which is an inflamed
condition of the mucous surfaces
Hairs Catarrh Medicine acts thru the
blood on the mucous surfaces OF the
system. WV
We will give One Hundred Dollars
TOR any case of Catarrhal Deafness
mat cannot be cured by Halls Ca
tarrh Medicine. Circular free. All
Druggists, 75c.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
Norfolk s. Western Ry

Schedule in Effect May 29th, 1921.
LEAVE SHEPHERDSTOWN DAILY
SOUTHBOUND.
No. 1866 A. M.-For Bristol and in
termediate stations; Broier Parlor
Carlo Bristol; connection al Roa-
noke for roiDts West: Sleeper 10
Roanoke, Columbus. Cincinnati, and
Chicago. Dining car.
No. n "a So p. M For Shenandoah,
Va, and Local Stations.
No. II. 35 A. M.-Let off from connect
ing lines at Hagerstown or Shenan-
doah Junction or to take or for Basic
J or beyond. Sleeper to williamson,
w. Va, and Winston Salem, n. L
Dining.Car to Roanoke.
NORTHBOUlID.
No. 28-9 IS A. M-For Hagers.own
and Intermediate stations, connects al
HagcrSto"n los Harrisburg, phii"ueI-
phia and New York.
No. l4-8 "a p. M-For HagefsioWn.
Philadelphia, and New 'Dfk; Paflof
Cars, SIeepers. Hagersl "nto PhIIa-
delphia
No. 2-1 .35 A. M.-Let of T. ON Base CT
beyond, or to take on 'orconneciinS
lines at Shenandoah Junction or iia,
gerstown. Sleeper to PhlIdeIP''a
and New York. ,.
w. B. BEVlLL. VIC. SAuNDERS.,
Pass. Trait Mngr Gen. Pass Ae''
Roanoke. We.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
Irresistible.

Book-canvassers should take courage
from story told an English lecturer on
THE Art Of Bookbinding."
A man of their profession had called
at a house whose occupant met him
with growl.
IT'S no use to me. ! never read"
But there's your family" said the
canvasser.
haven't any family-nothing but a
cat"
"Well, you may want sometime n
throw at the cat"
lhe book was purchased.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08

The habitual care of the hair should
include a thorough brushing as well as
comolng. Muchesoap and water are not
needed. Combs which have teeth with
sharp or split edges should be avoid
ed. The hair should not be cut too
short Little or no oil is required ex-
cept that which is natural to the hair
For those in whom badness has al
ready begun, through no weakness of
the general system, thorough brush
ing OF the hair several times n dav
VIII be beneficial. The hair should
be brushed from the summit in all
directions.
The muscles of the forehead end
scalp should be regularly exercised
several times a day. 1t is said tina,
the individual hairs of the scalp can
De stimulated by rubbing the nape OF
the neck with coarsely woven glove.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08

Sl.oo gets the Register a year.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1921-09-08
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PASS THE APPLES, PLEASE

When pool in Eden mirror
That Eve her dainty charms proclaimed,
She undraped without single fear
Thought that she had need o be ashamed
Twas only when she had OF the apple
That she became inclined 10 be a prude,
And found that she'd have grapple
With the muchdebated problem nude.
Thereafter she devoted attention,
Her time and all to clothes
And that the beginning Of
And modesty well. suppose
Reactions about recent
Now girls conceal the men
1t would seem, in the of that's decent
Some one ought apples round again
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