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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES ]. MONTAGUE
WHAT'S THE USE

WHAT'S THE USE
When Doctor Einstein told Us
We had not measured right
The spaces that enfold US
did not get him-quite.
1 bought and read his lectures
And weighty effort spent
In manifold conjectures
Concerning what they meant.
They seemed. on first perusing.
Like picture-puzzle games.
And almost as confusing
AS books by Henry James.
But after weeks OF study
The fog began 10 lift.
The subject grew less muddy
! thought I got hts drift.
Almost without cessation
1 labored day and night;
With weary cerebrauon
sought 10 see the light.
Till faint with my endeavor,
NV visit dim and blurred.
I said: by Gosh I'm clever.
understand this bird"
Then 10, A new professor
Announced the other night
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

CONCERNING MONEY.

The congregation sang out of old hymnboOk:
Lord. L care not riches neither silver
gold;
would make sure Of heaven. would enter the
fold"
They all lied
Every one OF them cared for riches The CASH
girl on 50 a week wanting 50. and the who
owned one railroad and wanted another all cared
for money.
The minister in the pulpit had TO have money
next day pay the grocer. and the leader of the
choir was not unconcerned with the problem wheth-
er ne could get enough money of his singing
or devote part Of his time to other work
The who says ne does for money is
untruthful Every ought to for money
But there some things which money will net
buy. And they the best things in life Sunshine
and fresh free.
Lowell wrotel
''For a cap and bells our lives we pay.
/ Bubbles We buy with a whole souls tasdng
+ IT'S heaven alone that Ia given away,
It's only God may be had for the asking
T No price is the lavish summer:
June may had by the poorest conner"
/ People who quote these lines commonly omit the
last coupiet restricting lesson. by infer
ence, to things of the soul. But the summer we'll
as the soul is of the things which money cannot
I buy.
\ Let have cant about it, We need money. If
we are TO live and pay our honest debts Samuel
johnson. who had little money himself. was a wise
enough philosopher TO say that few
harmlessly employed when they making
money But love and sunlight and the joy of June
8 come free.
You cannot buy health with money. and your
health is more valuable than money. You cannot
buy back lost opportunities of friendship and the
hearts of those you love. Care for money? Yes
tanly; but in proportion to its real worth
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12
JUST FOLKS
BY EDGAR A. GUEST
TIRED.


Tiredest feelin' that 1 know
Is tired of bein' on the go.
Work can play me out, but then
Morning finds me glad again
To go back TO toll and face
All the cares which fill my place,
But the wanderin' about
Somehow seems 10 wear me out.
WEAKNESS is what he knows
Who has tired OF picture shows.
Tired OF all the pleasures which
Ought TO make a lifetime rich;
Tired Of eatin' food at night,
Tired of dazzlin' lights an bright,
Tired OF bein' asked TO roam.
Wishin' he could stay at home.
Pleasure -seekin' wearies more
Than the goals we struggle for;
None becomes so tired as he
Who forever wants 10 be
Out where all is bright an gay,
Spendin' ell his hours in play;
JOY is only good for men
When they find it now and then.
Works a better friend than play.
Tires US in a different way;
sleep remains a soothing balm
For the weary back and arm,
But it's difficult 10 find
Comfort for the tired mind.
An it's true beyond all doubt,
Pleasure-seekin' wears you out.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12
NOT MANS EXCLUSIVE FAULT.

Man is the imperfect animal right enough yet
his fair mate has a few faults of her and some
are hers that mostly are laid the door of her
rough, brutal opposite.
There's the business of staring. It is alleged
the peculiar crime OF man that he gazes with rapt
attention each time pretty girl trips by him on
j the street.
But test it for yourself Who does the most look
ing on the street when a startling gown hose
of amazing hneness passes by? Men? Nay. nay! Wo-
men!
They may say cat" and they probably will, but.
anyhow, they'll have minute description of that
gown or those stockings TO retail when two more
meet and form a discussion club.
Walk down the street with any Of your
choice and watch her observation Of each woman
who by.
MontreaTs hangman had an income of S12,5OO
last year He's probably worried much about
people trying to get his job.
Efficiency sometimes is the system of doing two
hours work in one hour-plus three hours of book
keeping.
Kentucky is said to have 1000 supersttions
Probably that's where the about moonshine
started.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12
IN WHICH FATHER WRITES
To HIS ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGH-
TER, THE OCCASION BEING
HER FIRST BIRTHDAY.

HER FIRST BIRTHDAY.
South Bend. Ind. May Il. 1921.
Ny Darling Daughter
received a bill for your insur-
ance today. which reminds me that
today. Wednesday. May 18th. Is
your birthday. As this 10 your first
birthday, 1t naturally follows that
this is one OF the most important
birthdays you have had thus far I
trust that you may have many more
birthdays. daughter, and that you
continue 10 gain and develop in ev-
cry way the same as you have dur
Ing the past year. as there is no
no doubt about it. you have GER
tainly progressed in the last L.
months.
There are a number OF things
which have transpired during the
past year. which / wish TO discuss
with you in a quiet. sensible way.
l desire that you accept any little
suggestions that I have to offer in a
kindly way and that you realize
fully that any criticism that I have
70 offer. If you choose 10 term II
criticism. 10 OF a very friendly sort
and is given in a purely paternal
spirit for your own best interests.
Now that my purpose is fully ex-
planned, L presume that l may speak
freely and with utmost candor.
First OF all. daughter, 1 want to
Hn11 Alteration 20 h.
ton that you caused in our house a
year ago. realize fully that you
were not wholly at fault in this
matter. and simply mention II 10
| YOU, so that you will see to il that
II does not occur again will also
remind you that. not satisfied with
I this initial performance. you con-
I tinued 10 create a great deal Of ex-
element around our quiet nome for
some time thereafter. I know that
personally walked the distance
from here 10 Bordeaux several times
with you during these little spells
OF yours. and l don't want any more
of them. l don't know where you
/ got that trait Of wanting to stay
up and yell around all night long
You certainly didn't get It from
your fathers side of the house.
Another thing 1 noticed about you
no later than last evening. I OBJ
served you in the act of deliberately
waving at a man from your cab on
our front porch. Don't you know
that this is the height Of i'll man
ners? This is a very mad habit
and l shall not tolerate such actions
from you for one minute. 1 found
out afterwards that the man you
waved at was Fred Rose. of Sailor
brothers. Mr.. Rose was trying tc
find out where your papa lived. tC
give papa the choice Of either max
ing a payment on our davenport
which you like so well. or taking Il
back to his store with him.
AS your father, can only say
don't ever let me hear of you re-
peating this stunt You might ever
get so careless as TO wave at MAJ
Adler sometime. or someone elsC
who is interested in your papa in 6
financial way wish you would
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

Lake Baikal. in Siberia. is one OF
the great inland fresh water seas.
being nearly as long as Lake Su-
perior. but not so wide. II is flank
ed by great mountains, and its
shores and filled with wood cutters
and fishermen. but there are very
few hunters. although many fur
bearing animals are found in the
great forests about it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

That Einstein's just a guesser
And never guesses right.
The dope on which 1 fed up,
The scientific junk
With which 1 filled my head up,
Was nothing but the bunk!
Still, such is education:
We toll a weary while
Collecting information
That soon goes out OF style.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

tory for humanity" said Mann. In many cities pub
JIG school buildings have been named after him and
in esery public library are Numerous works by and
about Horace Mann.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

Few people are grieving very much
because a tax collector in an eastern
state has been sent TO prison
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

We read that there is a switch in
the British policy, but YOU won't
find Lloyd George asleep az H.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12
Habit.

Babe Ruth has been arrested for
speeding. That guy is always in a
hurry 10 get home.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

The automobile dealers are listing
their best cars in the classified sec
ton today.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

There was an old belief that any
child born IN the last seven days OF
April would dye a wickedde dethe.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

Want 10 buy Z Ford? Youn find
them under - in classification II
on the classified page. II
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12
Been at If over 10 Years
Oeen al - OVeT TO JeUTo
w. W. Dunkie
Service for eAdUertiSerS
$50 dDhs Bldg
$50 81 DIS. Bldg.

All advertising in the newspaper is in
vested with a human interest appeal
which cannot be put into street car cards,
or folders, or booklets. The trouble with
the street car card is that it does not go in
to the home. Of course it has It's value
vertising has some value. A lonely bill
board by the roadside may be seen by
some man with fiat tire-but if his car
is running right along at the usual speed
be will not be able to tell you what was
on the billboard.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

Try NEWSTIMES Wont Ads
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

Efficiency sometimes is the system of doing two
hours work in hour-plus three hours of book
keeping.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

see 20 II that your papa l. obeyed
TO the letter in this matter in the
future.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-12

The congregation sang out of an old hymnbook:
Lord. L care for riches. neither silver nor
gold
I would make sure Of heaven, would enter the
fold"
The Cordova daily times., 1921-08-03
PACIFIC TRADE GREATLY AIDED
 BY SHIP RATES
By International News scrvIccJ

By International News ScrviCc)
 WASHINGTON. Aug. 3.-Develop. ment of the fruit trade from the Pa cific coast through the Panama canal to the Atlantic coast and points in Europe, practically to the exclusion of the al-rail routes, is foreshadowed in official reports from the canal zone.
 This trade, already considerable in volume and expanding rapidly. is being developed along three differ ent routes. Apples from Washing ton and Oregon and citrus fruits from California are being trans ported through the canal to the At lantic coast. Northwestern apples and California citrus fruits are moving to the United Kingdom and Europe, and Chilean fruits and vegetables are being shipped to New York
 Shipments thus far have been largely experimental but they have demonstrated beyond all doubt that the canal route is practicable and economical The freight rates on experimental cargoes were in the neighborhood of seventy cents per hundred pounds, as compared with S1.661b by the all.rail route, and the percentage of decay is said to be negligible in comparison with that experienced in rail shipments.
 With the feasibility of the water route proved, fruit growers of the northwest have joined those of Cali fornia in organizations for the mar keting of their products and are now said to be in a position to con- tract with steamship companies for cargo or part cargo lots. One steam. ship company is said already to have closed contract with the fruit growers organization for $500 car 'p.ds of ucrisbabIc fruit to be de- liycrod in Atlantic or Gulf ports at rates materially under those quoted by the railroads. Of this total the Washington apple growers agree to furnish 4.0O0 carloads Their plan is to ship apples to Seattle and store them, to be loaded as refriger. ator space is available, and to cn courage this method of shipment the
The Cordova daily times., 1921-08-03

Seattle port commission has reduced it's charge for the storage of apples in transit from S2 to S1.60 ton.
 MEDITERRANEAN COMPETITION
 The average time required for ship mcnts by the water route from Los Angeles to New York is nineteen days. Direct movement of apples from the Pacific coast to Europe has been successfully carried out total of 175 carloads bein gshipped As a result of these experiments a heavy demand for steamer space for this years crop has already developed. Nine steamers are now scheduled for the Pacific coast European serv- ice with cold storage equipment for handling fresh fruit through the tropics, affording carrying space for about thre-quarters of a million boxes of fruit are expected to be available for export.
 An experimental shipment of ten carloads of oranges and one hundred boxes of fancy lemons passed through the canal in March bound for Lon don. The fruit is reported to have arrived in good order, and it Is ex- pected that a considerable volume of this trade will develop, despite the fact of the competition of Medter rauean citrus fruits in the European market
 The first shipment of fruit from Chile to New York was made in April with successful results. The South American line, Chilean com pany. is reported to be building three large refrigerator vessels for this service. The fact that Chile, being south of the equator, has seasons ex- actly the reverse of those in the United States is an important factor in favor of this trade.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-08-03
TAFT POSTMASTER
 HOME TOWN BANQUET
ny Associated rrcss)

CINCINNATI, O.. Aug. 3.-Wnliam II. Taft. former president ani now chief justice of the supreme court of the United States, will be toast. master at the annual dinnes of lhe American Bu, Association meeting hero a, his howo town, August a| to Septc nbar 9
 Among other notables speaking on this occasion will be Sir John simon of Lon@on. former British secretary of state for home affairs; John w. Davis. exambassador to Great Brit ain. and former U s. Senatot Charles s. Thomas of Colorado.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-08-03

struction of the new battleships which will lessen the visibility of the vessels from the air and there may be some slight additional armor added. but it is generally believed that the modern navy must be de- tended from the air in some other manner than by the addition of ar. nor
 While naval officers as yet are unwilling to admit that an aero plane could sink a modern battle ship under battle conditions. they do admit that the aerial warfare is still in it's infancy No one should believe that the navy is sitting tight and laughing at the acroplane. The navy doesn't do things that way. While the navy discrodits the state mont of air-spryice enthusiasts that the ocroplauc will diplaco the hattlo- ship, the navy silently makes pre- paraUous to defend itself against this new weapon which they now believe to be a weak wcapon but which they admit may become a most potent factor in future naval warfare.
 pastaurizad milk delivered daiIv.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-08-03

WASHINGTON, Aug. 3--With the nation talking dis armament and the controversy the value of the plane against the bateship still raging, in high naval circles here plans being made for methods of naval defense
 The bombing which the navy has made off the Vir gnia coast have developed very we'll defined sentiment among naval that the nav strategy must be changed This irrespective of their conclusions to the value of the aeroplane in naval warfare. It is generally admitted that whatever opinion may be held of the aeropane it weapon which will be used in naval warfare in the future and defense must be provided against it.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-08-03
NAVY PLANS NEWER DEFENSE DESPITE ARRANGEMENTS FOR
 DISARMAMENT CONFERENCE
CBy International News service)

WASHINGTON Aug 3.-The eXbatteship Iowa the the Atlantic fleet in the the aerial bombing The attacked also by the of the Atlantic fleet batleshp Ostfeand also joint the Osesand to be destroyed by August 9, 1921
The Cordova daily times., 1921-08-03

Whenever it becomes necessary to increase the strength of the navy against new weapons the first thought is of added armor. There are those who have already advanced the theory that battleships may be more completely armored against air attacks, but this theory does not find great favor among the thinking naval officers, for they are of the opinion that the modern battleship is carrying about all of the armor that she is capable of wearing and still maintaining speed necessary for battle
The Cordova daily times., 1921-08-03
AERIAL WARFARE IN INFANCY

The submarine is probably the only vessel which is capable Of adding defense against the aero- plane by additional a.mor. PI@ns have been submitted for heavily armorcd suhmorsiblc. which might be considered as defended against the acroplaue, but these plans are not endorsed by the naval experts, and there is considerable controversy as to the practicability of a heavily armorcd submarine.
 There are many changes in con
The Cordova daily times., 1921-08-03

Pasteurized milk delivered daily, 20 cents a quart Mcdaniel & Co.,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

Statement of the Ownership, Manage
ment, ETC., Required by the Act Of
Congress of Aug. "a, 1912.
OF The Eagle River Review, pub
ished weekly at Eagle River, Wiscon-
sin, for April 1, 1921
STATE OF WISCONSIN, County of
Villas, S.
Before me, a Notary Public in and
for the state and county aforesaid,
personally appeared Verne Richards,
who having been duly sworn accord
ing to law, deposes and says that he
is the owner Of the Eagle River Re-
view, and the following is, to the best
of his knowledge and belief a true
statement of the ownership, manage
ment, ETC., of the aforesaid publication
for the date shown in the caption re-
CURED by the Act Of August "a, 1912,
embodied in Section 443, Postal Laws
and Regulations.
l. That the name and address of
the publisher, editor, business mana
ger, and owner is:
Verne Richards, Eagle River, Wis.
O. That the known bondholders,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
TWENTY YEARS AGO

T. /. Loughlin left for a trip to Mer-
Ger.
n A. Colman was at Amigo.
Mrs. D. E. Riordan was visiting in
Madison.
Mrs. John Diamond was visiting at
Amigo.
Matt Scheribel and family moved
into their new home on Main st.
e. A. Everett received new steam
launch from Racine for use at his
resort.
Art Macleod of Washburn was Wis
iting in town.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

and intends to be a settler here in the
not distant future.
Saturday night dance was given
at the school house. A large crowd
was in attendance and enjoyed a fine
time. Lunch was served att midnight.
Mrs. Conrad Oerichbauer wishes
to express her sincere thanks to all
for sympathy and kindness in their
recent loss of their home.
I'm the Cleared Acre Lies Success"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
TEN YEARS AGO

TN E111VNJ zAUO
Mr. and Mrs. d. E. Riordan we're
in Chicago.
N. A. Colman arrived from Port
land, Ore, on business visit
j. T. Nemacheck returned from a
trip to Milwaukee.
Web Morris came up from Oshkosh
to get his resort ready for the season.
Mrs. Geo. Jackson returned from a
visit in Chicago.
R. D. Macleod returned from win
ter's absence in Canada.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
: FIFTEEN YEARS AGO

Amos Radcliffe was in Milwaukee.
Alfred Morgan was visitor at
Rhinelander.
Miss Rose We'll returned from a
years absence in Chicago and the
study of music,
Geo Mutchler captured three rat
tie rattle snake near the Otter Rapids.
Messrs. Mckenzie, Higgins, O'Con-
nor and Fred Mcintyre were getting
new launches for use on the chain.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
FRIDAY, APRIL Is, 1921

Representatives from Oneida, Florence, Forest,
Price and Villas counties are in Madison this
week to urge that the legislature make an appro-
priation of $75 0000 90 as the preliminary step to
building normal school at Rhinelander. There is
no doubt but that large number of people could
be most conveniently served with normal school
there, especially, the surrounding counties.
1t is matter Of deep interest to Villas county
for the reason that with normal located at Rhine
lander those who every year finish the local schools
and enter normal could obtain all of the educa-
tiona advantages offered at any school and yet be
only short distance from home. We sincerely hope
that the legislature will take favorable action upon
this matter Of interest to all of the northeastern
part of the state.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

In the death last week Of james M. Thompson,
following an operation for appendicitis the Pro-
gressves Of the Republican party lose Of their
strongest men and the state good citizen who
was never afraid to champion a cause that he be-
eved to be right and it is to be regretted that his
death at the age of forty-sev removes from Wis
consin politics, man who would have made a high
mark in years to come.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

mortgages, and other security hold
ers owning or holding / per cent or
more Of total amount Of bonds, mort
cages, or other securities are:
Hardy Ryan Abstract Co., Waukesha,
Wis.
Mergenthaler Linotype Co., Brook
Ign, N. Y
VERNE RICHARDS, Owner
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this 18th day Of April, 1921
JOSEPH F. HABRICH,
Notary Public
My commission expires May IS 1921.
TOWN OF WASHINGTON
John Mishak purchased a Ford car
last week
VIM. Saltenberger was. at Amigo
on business the first of the week.
Robt Kukmik was down from
Phelps to spend Sunday with his fam
lily.
Floyd Johnson of Rockford, ILL.,, is
a visitor at the home Of A. Swanlund
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO

Frank Stein was acting as court
house janitor.
Mrs. Hess and daughter Nellie left
for a visit at Escanaba.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Diamond were
visiting at Amigo.
G. F. Colman was transacting bust
ness at the land Office in Wausau
John Diamond accepted an offer to
pitch for the Dubuque baseball team
at $3.50 per month.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
From Review Files
THIRTY YEARS AGO

G. II. Thompson left for Ashland to
look after his homestead.
Jasper Roderick returned from a
two years absence in Michigan and
entered his brothers barber shop.
N. A. Colman, DR.. Neville and L.
Clark were at. Oshkosh to purchase
a launch for use on the lakes.
Mark Bells was over from Wausau-
Jas. Oberholtzer returned from Ind
lana where he was called by the death
Of his mother.
Imperial Valley press., 1921-05-06

Women's and Childrens
Straw Hats
We have just unpacked direct from the factory a
full and complete line of ladies and children's
straw hats. The assortment offered allows a
wide range of selection, the patterns and styles
are all of the most wanted designs and colors.
These hats are very moderately priced at
Csc, $l95, $2.45 and S2.95.
Imperial Valley press., 1921-05-06
600 Remnants Now ON Sale

of
Tepe, onsh Lawn md Ppm
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Imperial Valley press., 1921-05-06
SATEEN PETTICOATS

These satine petticoats peated and plain, beaut
fully designed and in large variety Of colorngs We
have full and complete line of sizes regularly priced
at $500, sale at 81 50
Made in Gnghams, assorted colors, while they last
at Csc