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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24

Bob had pulled out his watch and
was replacing 10 In his pocket at the
moment his eyes causht mine. lie
was waiting for somebody, and that
somebody was late. so much
GUESSED before I waved him greet
ing. He Acknowledged my gesture.
and then walked down the stairs be-
hind him.
/ flushed My husband was ru0ei
He should have come 10 speak with
me end with Van for a moment. 4
s1ri.ed stupidity az Van, refused to
let him put me In my car.
70 was lizard weather II would
be wise for me 20 so straight home,
but I decided &c call for Martha, who
has no car. 7 needed 20 tell Try
troubles 20 her once more AIMS
folly was imperlling my happiness.
7 didn't think it had imperilled Bob's
particularly for he would rush or
10 one K. Miller-dOubtless nc
would snatch az an excuse TO do So
A few minutes after entered
Martha's Palmer.s office, in walked
Van. and / knew that ] had come
upon a new angle in ms friends
business career.
Van was arranging "a living trust
for his sister Peggy. who was a
napper IN a private school, and Vans
sole responsibility. Van didn't like
responsibility and he intended 10 get
rid Of his only one by means Of "a
living trust" Then he could circle
around the globe at his pleasure and
never bother "a second about Peggys
financial safety.
To was an admirable arrangement.
but ] doubted IL the idea ever would
have occurred 10 Van had AIartha's
hair been unkempt. instead OF a
golden halo above her brow.
Van laid seige Co Martha the min
ute l introduced them. Most wom-
on were easy when Van smiled. but
Martha was Indifferent and there
fore difficult. business was Vans
only possible approach to her.
For Martha. il was all legitimate
business. I was IN the way
7 found my car in "A shroud Of
snow. and as 7 churged homeward.
I knew just how Van would ter
inmate his visit 10 Nartha's office
He would linger until the last min
ute. then be would take ADVANTAGE
OF the blizzard 70 carry Martha
home in his auto. OF course. he
would have done as much FOR "A man
perhaps. s.nce slcet had tied up the
street car service.
Martha would be assuming too
much IL she refused 10 accept the
kindness. under the conditions.
And Van would assune too much
If she accepted-tNat / knew we'll,
] was awfullv worried. Life can
never be quite fair u a woman in
business when she happens TO be
as lovely as Martha
The blizzard DELAYED my trip
home. had "a hi~h-Dower car. we'll
equipped with chains and pounded
mv nath. inch by inch through the
deepening snow. was ceiling much
elated over my own good luck as I
plowed SLOWLY toward the curve
whe-e tho new country and city
boulevards foi~ed
and there 7 boherd mine enemy in
dis-ressi Katherine Miller was
stalled
And through fhe thick veil Of fall
ing snow. I perceived Mr. Robert
Lorimer BY her side - occurred In
advising her that he did not see his
wife.
For a SINGLE moment 7 considered
doing the decent hr-77n tNf~~. 7 had
the better car. would offer the dis
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24

lived in Berien Springs and they have
the best wishes of many friends her
Miss Mildred Hanson has retuTne
from Gonna and will work in 10
Rel Telephone once.
T. L. Patterson and family wert
guests At the home OF Mrs. Pat
erson's uncle. W. II. Edwards. H.
Niles. Sunday.
Mrs. Joseph Collier OF 81. JOSEF
visited friends here Tuesday.
Mrs. W. II. Wynn has retuurne
from a weeks visit with her dauga
80 Mrs. Arthur Sturgis. in Sout
Bend.
Ars Ralph Gillett visited relatives
in Niles Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mark F'risby have re-
turned from a visit Of several weeks
with her son. Ray Frishy. in Chicag
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24

Charles D. Wright and william
Siren were arrested Saturday
orning az the Ross House and
ere taken before Judge Canaan.
harged with the sale or intoxicat-
lg hduor. They pleaded not gull
}. Upon the evidence produced
he defendants were bound 10 court
n the sum OF $500 each. Chief
2spich suspected the men OF liquor
w violation. The men were not
! when the officers visited their
DOM and found Eve bottles OF
Whisky. Espich arrested them later
nd found several bottles in their
pockets.
Mr.. and Mrs. Evans, OF Indian
polls. are spending a few days in
ne city. guests OF Mr.. and Mrs
CORTLAND Norris. Mr.. Morris was
erious'y injured two days ago but
improving rapidly.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24

NEWSPAPERS:-NewsI imes-morning evening and Sunday
nbuneevenng, except Sunday Goniec Posk-semieeky In
teruban Labor Journalweeky South Bend Today-monhy
POPULATON-The following comparative figures sig
nhcan showing that South Bend has had BOOM but
teady normal though rapid growth Such growth positive
dnce of the natural advantages of the city industrial and
merca United States 1880 1890 1890 26l9
1900 5000; 1910 1864 (Loca census 1872 $780, 1916.
67,030 and 1920 70S93. (includng Mishawaka) &c. 49,
POWER, LIGHT AND GAS-St Joseph River developing
$4,000 hydoec horsepower from four dams this vicinity
of this power available for South Bend Power 90 per
month horsepower attached and Lie &c XVIII Rate for
commercial 3c 6c XVIII Rate for residence light
ing &c 6 XVIII Gas from 83 ST. 0S 900
#. according to the consumed.
PARKS AND PLAYGROUNDS-Ten parks with an acreage of
a66 Ten Fairgrounds under direction of Municipal Recreation Com
with l9 instructors and directors.
IUBLC SAFET1-Fire Department, stations, 81
and horse equipment Police department IS and police
in Health Department Superintendent of police and
fire alarms humane officer police ambulance patrols and
cycle squad.
STREETSTotal length of alleys and in city
limits 1888 miles total length of pavement 663 miles;
lighted by l50 p4-ic lights illuminated by boulevard
cluster lights
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24

ished the last bottle everyone asked
me what made the wonderful change
in me. / told them about Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
recommend it wherever can. give
you permission to publish this letter
to help suffering women Ss your RENE
dies are gcdsend and made a new
woman of me. Mrs. F. A. BAKER,
4749 Butler ST., Pittsburgh. Pa.
Why will women drag around day y.
after day, suffering from backsche.
bearing-down pains, nervousness and
1.-The blues, enduring a miserable ex-
istence when they have such evidence
rs the above that Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is dependable
remedy for such troubles. For nearly
forty years this grand old root and
herb medicine has been restoring the
women of America TO health.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24
JUSTICE LOSES IN
RACE WITH DEATH

BY Internationai -.e~s service:
EDINBURG. H.. Feb. 23.-Death
and justice ran a race TO claim Con
stantine Mona. ais Deiaria. wanted
In Ohio for killing ar ofhcer-and
death won. Police Wed. Identified
the body Of a man. decapitated by
a telephone guide wire when a car
In which he was riding left the road.
as that OF Defaria. Deputy sherifs
from Taylorviile had visited he
home OF Defaria In Kincaid shortly
before the accident. but the man
they sought had evidently been in
formed or the visit and departed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24
MORE IRISH DISORDERS.

By InternatlonaI NeWs service
DUBLIN, Feb. 23.-One civilian
was killed and nine houses were
burned IN an outbreak OF rioting
Wednesday at Rosslea. IN County
Fermanagh. The disorders followed
the shooting OF a unioniSt merchant
Severe lighting developed between
the unioniSts and reI ublicans.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24

Mr.. and Mrs. J. H Mertens return
ed Wednesday from a few days visit
IN Chicago.
At the Peoples Caucus held here
Monday evening. the following we're
nominated for village Offices: Pres't.
Q. r. Sparks; Clerk, II. c. Knots;
Treas. Allison King Assessor. J. ID.
Caldwell: Trustees. G. NJ. King. Geo.
?. Sattier, James Graham. There
is only one ticket IN the field for the
vii age election, which will be held
March IA.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24

Douglass Malloch. THE poet OF
the woods" is TO give an address
Mt the Commercial club banquet on
Tuesday. March l. He is past presi-
dent or the American Press Humor-
ists. the national orgarT zafion of
hurno-ists and cartoonists OF the
American Press-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24
SAY BUCK. FALL OUT
AND POLICE Up THE
RECTMENTAI AREA

Do you remen Der Mr.. zx-Service
when some big stiff talked Ike that
70 your You'il recall q again when
you turn 20 The Special American
Legion page In this issue OF The
Sews-Times- Turn TO Il now before
you forget 4. e76s-z4
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24
SOUTH BEND located 80 miles Shago where the Joseph
lakes the well

TAX RATE-$2 per hundred city, county school and
Assessment basis, 1000.
TELEPHONE:ndiana Bell manual exchange; $500 staions
average calls per day $4,000 long distance calls day. 1000
Direct with New York Chicago San Francisco and inter
mediate points Automatic exchange 1920 stations connected with
exchanges total average calls per day. 100000
THEATERS-OEver Opera House. plays best road companies
and occasional high class Opheu Keith Circuit vaudeville
Blackstone theae and other picture houses
TRANSPORTATON-7 steam roads, Lake Shore and Michigan
Southern; Grand Trunk Michigan Central Pennsylvania Wan
DALAI Chicago Indiana and Southern New Jersey Indiana and ILL
Lake Erie and Western entering the city from indianapolis
the tracks of the c. Electric lines Chicago South Benz and
Northern Indiana Chicago Lake Shore and South Bend Southern
Michigan These lines provide service between this city, Chicago
and Indianapolis and important points the shore of Lake Michigan
Steam and electric roads provide $50 daily 90 in and go
Exceptional freight facilities and division lines
Meeting with practically road ceneng the Chicago district
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24

pul1u i udu Ocd"
ing-down pains 50
ba dly / could
hardly stand up. l
was white and
very thin and ner-
vous, had a poor
appetite and only
W g ig he d .ll2
ounds. ! took ten
,ottles without
missing one dose
and gave 1t a fair
trial. When I fin.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24
ALTITUDE:-722f feet.

AREA-(City proper 1874 square miles.
BIRTH RATE:-l6.64 per ,O00
BUILDING OPERATIONS-More than 800 erected DUR
Is Of 9l9 Oliver Chilled Plow Works to build 000
Studebaker Corporation, 500 in immediate future.
CHURCHES-63 several mission; all leading denominations.
CITY OVERWHELMINGLY $1,000 accustomed volumes, with
circulation of nearly 100000 during the last year.
CLUBSCounty Club with buildings and golf Indiana
Club Knife and Fork Club Rotary Club University Club Federated
Women Clubs and Fraterna Organizations Y NJ c. A. T. c.
A Kans Club Chamber of Commerce. Advertising Club and En-
gineers Club
DEATH RATE:-969 per l. OO0
EDUCATONl8 grade public schools $45oooo High School
vocational school, u paocha Schools conservatory Of music
business colleges free night schools with Note Dame University and
81 Mary Academy two miles north of the city.
FINANCIAL INSTTUTIONS:-l1 banks and compani~-
with total deposits 81 667l5534 total capital stock 81 So 700
total surplus and undivided profits 5753707 and total cearings
for 1919, $81 770275.00
HOSPITALS:-2 hospitals, County In6nary, Orphans Home.
HOTES-Oiver 245 rooms; Jefferson 20 smaller
hotels
NDUSTRES-O 200 distinct products turned out by $50
establishments involving So 1000 invested capital
of S3 0720C0 and producing annually SIS. 10000
uactur-d goods
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24

Epworth Memorial church will
have a penny supper Thursday. Feb.
"a, 1921. e760-24.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24
WHAT MADE
THE CHANGE?
This Woman says Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Made Her a New Woman

Pittsburgh, Pa" Before taking
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24
FREIGHT RATES

WATER SUPPLY:-The dys supply is drawn from about
90 artesan wells plant valuation 100000 Normal pumping
capacity for % hours 20000 gallons South Bend drinks and
puts fires with cold sparkling that is the envy of less
forum
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-24

Try NEWS-TIMES Want Ids
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
VOLCANIC FIRES IN ALASKA
Torrent Of Molten San Devastated
Everything in Its Path for
Some Fifteen Miles. .t-.

At meeting of the American So
ciety for the Advancement of Science,
DR.. Robert f. Griggs described fiery
food which occurred in Alaska, In
the "Valley Of Ten Thousand Smokes"
Here he found traces of the flood of
fire which, issuing from fissure In
the earti. swept a roaring torrent Of
molten sand through the fertile valley,
devastating all in its path for dis
lance of more than Is miles. From
thousands of assures live steam, heat
ell gas and smoke issued. One could
do ones cooking in any of the smaller
holes. And that was the only saliva
ton OF the expedition, for all fuel had
been destroyed by the flood Of fire. It
is only few steps from the steaming
assures to cave in the side of a
glacier in order to have the most per-
feet refrigeration In the world. The
explorers tents were steam~heated. as
1t were, and the bathing conditions
were Of the best, for stream from
the glacier fed crystal pure lake and
In the middle Of the lake a steam jet
dubbed and it was possible to get any
desired tcmperature.-Scien Amer.
lean. 4 ... f.. s....~ 49,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
GRACE DARLING REAL HEROINE
Bravery OF Frau Girl Thrilled All
England-Died Of Consumption 4
at an Early Age. II I'd

Grace Darling, one of the greatest
heroines of British marine history,
won undying fame when but twenty
three years old, and Of frail physique,
by accompanying her father, and In
spring him to the effort Of saving the
lives Of some, passengers on ship
wrecked in a terrific gale that swept
thekseas near her island home.
The Forfarshire sailed from Hull
with % cabin passengers, 10 steer
age passengers and crew Of ~ on
a day in September, 1888. Passage
was made through the Farne islands
channel, and the ship entered Ber-
wick bay. Here the gale was at its
worst, and the ship was swept on the
Farne island rocks. So -
The mate and eight of the crew,
with one cabin passenger, hurried
away in lifeboat. The screams OF
the other survivors were heard by
Grace Darling. When her father hes.
itated to launch their lifeboat on the
heavy sea. she jumped into It, and he
followed her. On the first trip they
rescued nine, and on a later trip her
father saved four more. The British
government gave her money grant,
and the public, thrilled by the story,
raised huge. subscription list. Four
years later Grace Darling died of con-
sumption. .... ,.r&.:
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Snaiis and screvvs.
By Charles Sughaoe
q Weseesn Newspapes Uniea !

! Nearly all inventions have been sug-
gested by natural objects. =,
Fremont, Of the French School Of
Mines, points out an Interesting ex-
ample In the case Of the screw, the
fundamental idea of which, he be-
lieyes, was suggested to primitive
man by the spiral shape Of the edible
snail. " =. Z q.
It was not the shape of the shell
that suggested the screw, but the
spiral motion which it is necessary to
give to the body Of the snail in order
to withdraw 1t from the shell. This
at once showed that an object Of a
screw shape embedded in a solid pow
erfuly resisted attempts to withdraw
1t by aAstraight pull. ~t.-
s The hint was enough, and the
screw became one Of the earliest OF
mans inventions. s.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
Home Of Giant Creatures.

The, giant rat. of the Solomon islands
IS remarkable animal-a great, fierce
creature, much bigger than rabbit,
and causing. endless mischief to
plantations and stores. Another ami
nal giant lis a bull-frog, seldom
found less than two and half to
three pounds in weight, and with q
croak as mighty in volume as size.
Another giant is an oyster, a tough
but stu edible mollusc. that covers
y large-size dinner plate. One is
quite enough for a meal, and it is
eaten with a. knife and fork, like a
steak. III ~, is T.. -.. - - Il ..
Animals are not plentiful, but fish
and birds abound in great varieties.
There are many kinds Of pigeons, in
Guiding one Of great beauty of plumage
with long tail, and unknown In any
other part of the world.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
Be Square With Yourself.

The habit Of making excuses to your
self and accepting them will soon
undermine your intellectual stamina
and begin to sap your moral fiber.
Be square with yourself at least.
Tell yourself the truth, and take no
excuses whatever. a.r7
List your faults and your failures,
and blame yourself for them. List
your bad habits, and try to, get rid
of them. Admit that it was Incidence
that made You let n job so over till
It was too late to do It, and bad tenn
per and not bad health that made you
peevish with people who had a right
to expect cheerfulness and courtesy
from you. T.
Be your own severe but Just judge.
Make no excuses and take none. And
you will soon find that you will need
to make none, for you will have no
derelictions to excuse.-John Blake in
the Chicago Daily News.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
TRAVELLING BY STAGE COACH
In 1860 a Journey Between San An.
u tonic, Texas, and San Diego,
g.. Calf, Was an Event.

A poster advertising overland stage
travel between San Antonio, Tex, and
San Diego, Calf, in 1860, has been
found, which makes interesting read
ing these days of fast and palatial
rail accommodation. overland to the
Pacific" is the heading attracting pub
lie attention to the line. The poster
calls attention to the fact that this
line has been in successful operation
for three years, and will convey pas
sengers 'in new coaches drawn by six
mules over the entire length of our
line, excepting the Colorado desert Of
100 miles, which we cross on mule
back"
According to the advertisement
coaches LEFT semi~mOnthly from each
end, trips being started on the 9th
and cath Of the month at G n. m. At
tcntiOn was called to the fact that an
armed escort accompanied the coach
"fOr the protection Of the mails and
the passengers through the Indian
country" 1t was stipulated that pas
sengers were provided with food dur
ing the trip, except where the coach
stopped at public houses enroute, when
the passenger was expected to pay
for his own meals. The fare between
San Antonio and San Diego was $500,
with less amounts charged between
those stations and other points, such
acs Tnpt Ten I'll,
while 1t was announced that the fare
to intermediate stations was Is cents
q mile.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
Mayf!ower Relic to America.

Z ygt.. g j. Z =
Jordan hostel, an old Friends meet
ing house near Chalf0nt, st. Giles, in
Buckinghamshire, England, in the
yard of which is! the grave of William
Penn and his family, was the scene of
the presentation to two Americans
CT a piece of timber. OF the Pilgrim
ship Mayflower. The timber was dis
covered in the barn Of the house last
year II 7 A.. WI ,n.sg%.
Samuel Hill and Frank ferris of
Seattle, acting in behalf Of the Ameri-
can Society Of Friends, received the
timber from A. Cotterell, representing
the British Society Of Friends, and will
take It to the United States, where It
3; will he placed in the peace portal to
BE- dedicated at Blaine, Wash, next
October London Times. ~, S ;.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
Thoreau Speak. Of Whitman.

: He said that I misapprehended him.
I am not quite sure that do. He told
us that he loved to ride up and down
Broadway all day on an omnibus, sit
ting beside. the driver, listening to the
roar of the carts, and sometimes ges-
ticulating and declaiming Homer ut
the top Of his voice. He has long been
an editor and writer for the news
pnpers-was editor Of the "New
Orleans Crescent" once; but now has
no employment but to read and write
in the forenoon and walk in the after
noon, like all the rest of the scrib.
bling gentry-"Henry David Tho.
reau," by F. B. Sanborn.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14

dubious. Pliny's description Of Nero
looking at the gladiatorial combats
through an emerald means at best on
.ly lorgnette, or most probably re-
flecting mirror. Roger Bacon in 1916
seems to have known of magnifying
lenses. which soon became common
enough, but the probable inventor of
spectacles, as such was a Florentine
worthy on whose tombstone in the
church of Santa ,Croce was the inscrip.
tion: ,.. ..,-.. t- a.
Here lies salvino d'Armato degli
Armati Of Florence, the inventor of
spectacles. Ammo DOmini 1317."NtS s->
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
Maple 10 Much Used.

Makers of croquet sets use more
maple than any other wood; but the
mallet heads of fine sets may be lig-
num-yitae or teak; and the mallet
handles may be of beech and birch as
well as of maple, says the American
Forestry Magazine of Washington.
The balls wear out sooner than the
other parts Of the outfit. They grad
rally 90. to pieces by splitting, chips
at a. time. 49,. I'LL. -.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
Fine Plaee to Explore.

Arabia contains possibly the great
est tract Of unexpi0red territory now
existing: in the world. According to
one authority, no European traveller
has penetrated more than hundred
miles from the coast, except at one
or two points, in the vast southern
half Of; the peninsula, where about 750.-
600 miles of territory (largely desert)
remain Observation-Disclosures.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
THE 4. \ y:
| WEN TlETH CENTURY
3:3 LIMITED
Take Your Pick

Taks Your Pick
Judging from the various newspa-
. pei. decisions on the boxing matches
staged at the armory Friday night
of last week there must have been
several fights we didn't see. Maybe
they all won. II s55 NIX
That's impartial
Hurrah for Luke
Luke McLuke says: "When you
marry her she may be so slender that
you are afraid that she might slip
down the drainpipe Of the bath tub.
But ten years later the chances are
she will be too big to get into the
I bath tub. ~ s.:.. .4.F "a. :s-*@, !
@ How does Luke know
=s. just a Prayer at Twilight
Rreathes there a man with soul So
dead, +. i. 4 h 55@# sa5.-
III never to himself hath said,
when with a Dame, he met his Frau:
'sBe with me God, I'll need You
: now." Il. =5 s...-. ..
Did it ever happen to you? -
Between the Acts a.,p. so
Undoubtedly you have heard OF
men who won't eat between meals,
but who ever heard of man who
wouldn't drink between drinks?
You Wouldn't .]t, l..
ss@, A Reeips, ~$.s:%s ID
First you take cocktail shaker,
= Then you add wood falcohol. e.
Neighbors call the. undertaken,
Pretty flowers, that is all. \ -" "
Don't try it.. e. ..e.l
Picturesk s@"~ b.
F.'. s. ,. 81 Ts&7-91s7r7 49, TlFT{&: r..J
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Ia tourist
Leprosy Not Fully Understood.

SF'Vsy NVs 1'UVy OHUeT6e0UO.
Leprosy Is still somewhat Of n puz.
zle to medical science, and the means
by which It is spread has never been
satisfactorily determined. The house.
fly Is suspected Of occasional agency
in the matter, but the case against
that insect has never been proved. In
a considerable majority of cases stud.
led personal contact with lepers
seemed unquestionably to be account.
able for the infection, ..
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-03-14
Extensive Movie.

Flatbush-So, you've quit taking
your wife to the movies? =.
Bensonhurst-Ive done just that.
"And why, may I ask?'
"Well, you see, every time she'd see
EN- THROWN a pie it would make her
mouth water, and after the show I'd
ave to take her some place and feed