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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-10-21
BODA DISTINGUIDA

FL microbes pasado han contraido
matrimonio nuestro muy estimado
amigo, ell laureado artista don Rafael
Colorado Y la distinguida Sra. josef
ma NJ. de Bengoechea.
A los multiples parabienes que es-
tan recibiendo los senores de Colorado
por haber logrado sus legitimos anhc-
los, queremos sumar nuestra felicita-
cion cordialisima.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-10-21
UN DONATIVO PARA LA CRUZ
ROJA ESPANOLA

Don Isidoro D. Delgado, conocido
hombre de negoeios de esta capital,
ha enviado con una expresiva carta
a don Segundo Cadierno, Presidente
del Comite Executive para recaudar
fondos con destino la Cruz Roja Es-
pamela, un cheque de ounce dollars a
tan alto fin dedicado.
Por 10 esportineo del donativo, es
mas dignc dc APPLAUSE aun este rasgo
del conooilo cahailero portorriqueno.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-10-21

amos por terccras parties. La c;imara
de diputados Sc Compondrl de re-
presentantes clegidos p0rUlaimente en-
cada estado, en- proportion de TN di-
putado por caca Glen NIL ha5it2ntes,
Fraction de mas de cinuuanta mil.
Mientras Sc levanta el censo general
de la federation, la asamblea consti-
tuyente deter.ninara cl nlImero de di-
putados por calia estado.
El consejo federal Constitutional du-
rara cinco amos y elegira entire les de-
legados principales un presidenta y
un vicepresidente cuyas funciones du-
raran un ano. Ell presidente del con-
sejo sea de Centre America, no podra
ser elegido para el ano Immediate si-
guiente. Este actuara en- nombre y
por resolution del consejo federal.
Ell conscjo federal pro7i .ional eli
gio un president2 Y un secretario
para que frmaran los documentos ne
cesarios llevaran la correspondent
cia. Este consejo convocd a la asam-
blea nacional constituyente reunida en-
Tegucipalpa, por medic de un decreto
que trasmitio al ministerio de Relacio-
mes Exteriores de cada estado. La
asamblea constituyente debia reunirse
por ell mencionado pacto, como Sc reu-
MO, en- la ciudad de Tegucigalpa el
Is de septiembre pasado, centenario
de la emancipation politica centro-
americana.
Ell poder judicial de la federation
sera ejercido por una corte suprema
de justicia por los tribunales infe-
riores establecidos por la ley. Ell Sc
nado elegira de una lista de veintiun
candidates que lie sometera el ejecu-
two federal, los siete magistrates que
han de componer la corte, mas tres
suplentes para llenar las vacancias
temporarias que ocurran. Dichos ma
gistrados seran inamovibles.
En- materia de credo, la federation
garantiza a todo habitante la hbertad
de pensamiento Y de conciencia. No
podra legislar sobre materia religiosa.
En- todos los estados sera principle
obligatorio ell de la tolerancia de cul-
tos no contrarios la moral las
buenas costumbres.
Durante has ceremonias de la toma
&c possession de los miembros del con-
sejo federal, Sc pronunciaron patrio-
ticos discursos a!usivos al acto trans
cendental. En- las GALES de la ciudad Sc
veia ondear la vieja bandera de la
union, con sus tres franjas horizontal
les, azul, blanca v azul.
Ell gobierno de Honduras, del presi-
dente Lopez Gutierrez, Sc trasladara
ahora a su nueva capital de Coma
yagua.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-10-21
DON MANUEL MENDIA

Ha vuelto a su despacho de los Sres.
SObrinos de Ezquiaga, nuestro distin-
guido amigo el seiior Manuel Mendfa,
que estuvos reclufdO EN- cana, en- SUI re-
Sidencia de Miramar v Sc encuentra
restablecido., 10 que celebramos.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-10-21
CAUsA sOBREsEIDA

Ell caso contra W. X. parkhurst, por
violaci6n a la ley de AUTOMOBILES. fue
sobreseida. a petici0n del fiscal Dfaz
COllaZo.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-10-21
AYISO al COMERCIO
IMIPORTADOR

Ell vapor 'ROTARIAN" de la Pacific
Argentine -Brazil-Line Sc ha puesto
a la carga en- San Francisco, CAL, y
su salida de aquel puerto para esta
isla, via Ell Canal, Sc anuncia para
ell 25 del corriente.
Ordene sus embarques por esta Linea.
LUNA, MURIAS & FREIRlA
AGENTES.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-10-21

El COmandante en- Jefe del ejercitO
italianO Y valiente caudillo en- la Cue
IRA Mundial, general Diaz, proceden-
te de Nipcles ACADIA dc llegar New
York, dondc ha sido viyamcnte acla-
mado. Ell iIustre m;litar, va New
York, a presidir la Convention de SOL
dadcS itaiiaros Cue pelearOn en- la
Gran Guerra y que en- la actualidad
atraviesan una situaci0n penosisima
en- la herm0sa urbe americana Tai
vez aproveche la OCCASION el general
DiaZ para asistir las Conferencias
del Desarme que Sc celebraran en-
Washington ell proximo II de no.
viembre.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-10-21
MIN 2z3
10 QUE NOS Dice Ell
PRESIDENTE CE "A
american Pioneers
San Juan. F. r.. Oct. 20, Is q
Ell IMPARCIAT..
San Juan.


Ell INIPARCIAI.,
san Juan.
Muy Senores v amigos mfos:
Mi atenci6n ha Sido llamada a mn
noticia en- su cdicijn de aver, octub1a
ID. 1921. con rclaci6n al banducte ,...
los American Pioneers of '9S". ~
reporter de los pcri6dicoS locales ,i1.s
asistiera dichO banquote sin prev.s
invitaci6n. Deseo manifeStarlc que us
un error. FL misnio nviSo fuG envia.;.
todos los peri6dicoS en- San Juan, =
fue de mucho grsto para nosotro.; i.a,
ber tenido la compaiifa dc dicho r..
porter, nos hubiera alegrado tambita
haber tenido la companfa de cualcs.
quiera de los reporters dc los DENT
peri0dicOS on eSta lOcalidad.
Henry " D0olcg,
President, American Pioneers Of g.
FL propio seiior Dooley 10 dice: q
los peri6dicos fu6 enviado un avis
'un aviso de que SO cclebraba la comi3a.
annual, pero de liz rcdacci6n de ese az.
So no pudiinos deducir nosotros 1tr
Sc nos invitaba a la comida. ! ; III >-
mo que noStroS. deb0 ocIlrl les 4.
10 sdemas peri6dicos, - todos noros
uno--, que no enviaron ningtln repr..
sentante al actu.
Y no cs como decfa aver Ell Tita-
Ipo, que 81 no tcnga la culpita d. Qt.e
Sc lie gasten esas prcfcrencias
Ell aviso, el mismo aviso fue en1 i. r..
a todos los peri6dicOs: La Democr:
ciG, La Correspondence, Ell NunGo,
Ell 1MPARCIAL, entendieron que ST.
trataba de ESQ, de un aviso, pero az
Tempo, por 10 vistO, 10 interpret
mejor, Y fu6 q conner.
Buen provechito. colega
Por 10 demas. aSradecemos al sn:ior
Dooley, Ia atenta aclaraci6n, que sc
cOntiene en- Su carta.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-10-21
va esta en- PtO. Rico ell
Pan Manorquin'

Una vez terminadas las reformas
de la panaderia PUG & ABRAHAM
en- Salvador Brau 48, tenemos el gus
to de avisar a nuestros clientes, que
va pueden comprar en- dicho estable
cimiento el excelente y sabroso PAN
Mallorquin" tan solicitado por nRes-
tro pdblico.
The San Juan Bakery,
(TNC.)
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-12-16

Though Dug usually wears a smiling
face, lie viii be The 'crabby' old man
on this occasion, ninet y-three years
old and a millionaire.
One day last week we were favored
by another dramatizatiOn in the pri
mary room. This was a good health
dramatizatlon and illustrated in an
impressive way the necessity Of ob
serving many Of the simple rules
health. We are wondering how many
dentists would be out of a job if the
school children OF the land were uni
versally taught to use the tooth brush
three times daily, how many tubercu
Iosis sanitariums would be empty if
caliSthenic exercises and deep breath
ing exercises we're consistently and
conscientiously practiced throughout
u entire lives. Roosevelt was vic
torious in developing a strong physi
que when nature had endowed him
with a weak body. We believe that
if we are willing to pay the price, we
can be about what we want to be.
both physically and mentally. We
believe it is possible for one to keep
himself in so perfect a physical con
dition that disease germs will have a
hard time to break down the tissues
of our bodies. Good health is a thing
that cannot be too much emphasized
in the school room.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-12-16
BUTTE VALLEY ITEMS.

l.. G. Evans is building a barn for
j. III. Hansen.
Ray Rankin called at the Krieger
home Thursday.
Mrs. George BaIint is visiting in
Omaha at present.
Miss Olive Schaffer spent Tuesday
with Mrs. A. j. K~rieger.
Mrs. w. Wolstencroft was a Carter
caller, Thursday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Krieger made a
trip to Winner, Thursday.
Guests from Trip county visited at
the Hugh Sinclair home Sunday.
Frank Miller has been doing carpen
ter work on the Two Quarter Ranch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wolstencroft and fam
lily were Saturday evening dinner
guests at the Wickersham home at
Mission.
Announcement was received here Of
the marriage OF Miss May Cordes to
Ernest @. Gray OF Rapid City, Dec
ember4 4. Miss Cordes formerly taught
school here
Mr.. and Mrs. Merrill Kaufman and
little son. Gerald Lee, Edith SinKler
Catherine and Milton Cordes and Orlo
Schaffer were Sunday dinner guests
at the A. j. Krieger home.
(Too late for last week. 9
Some bumper corn crop raised in
our valley this year.
Ray Rankin and Hugh Sinclair were
Wood callers, Saturday.
Mrs. Ray Rankin attended the Sew
ing Club in Wood, Monday afternoon
Luther and Lucille Schaffer spent
Sunday with Milton and Kathrine
CordeS.
Orlo Schaffer, Milton and Kathrine
Cordes were Sunday evening callers
at the A. j. Krieger home.
Beulah Krieger is staying in Wood.
at present with her sister Mrs. Merrill
Kaufman and attending school there.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wickersham from Mis-
sion, Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Krieger and
Miss Ollie Schafer were dinner guests
at the w. W~olstencroft home.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-12-16
Board met as per adjournment.


Following claims allowed: G w Ker
lin postage 1000; j A Wheeler survey
ing 1850; J A Wheeler mileage 81 IS;
L b Holland groceries for the poor
9.S5; + Terpin highway superinten-
dent salary mileage and and expense
to Sioux Falls 2l9. 33; + A Bouza Dip
liberia antatoxin q CO.; Sioux Falls
Culvert Co for culverts $3.50. 30
The following applications for abate
ment or refund allowed: Mellette
County State Bank 81 rs; Willie Bruck
ner soldier refund 24.62 and Fl A Kis-
er Tax Certificate on same 23.43; E Il
Iced road and school poll 3 90; II A
kiser erroneous Tax Certificate 49.l5;
The following claims allowed: Geo.
w Sawyer hauling culverts 500; Fred
Kirch printing 1853 80; r G Eveleth
final or road contract 570.8l; J f An
derSon Lumber Co bridge material
81 10; Chas Marshall work ON bridge
$50; Reconsidering claim 87l9 OF w
h Wilder OF road work 500 allowed;
Mrs. Nj A Eaton care of Mrs. Bailey
insane claimed 3d. 5 allowed 1900;
MrsJ s Hight care Of Mrs Bailey In
sane claimed 1900 allowed $500; j o
Clevenger care Mrs Bailey insane
claimed 400 allowed 28.2O; A Swan
estimate on road work SO. 10; Ma Ger
X printing claimed 298. IA allo wed
295. so; CS Hight per diem IL. 90; NJ II
Weed per diem and mileage 25.20.
Board adjourned to January 3rd,
1922.
c. S. HIGHT, Don E. TERPIN,
Temp. Chairman. County Auditor
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-12-16
COMMISSIONER PROCEEDINGS
December 9, 1921

December 6, 1921
Board met as per adjournment.
Present: Nj. II Weed and Z. 5. Hight
&. ). Hight acting chairman.
Resolved that Wolf bountieS Nos.
35l to and including Nos. 1853 allowed
for 224 co; Maybe and Grow bountieS
allowed Nos. : to Il for 1880; Hans
HolmS dragging roads 20.25; Tree
bounty to Fred EglestOn for one acre
5 20; Cody Shining work on bridge
IL 90: John Hayes dragging roads % so;
w j Teutsch dragging roads 4 81; f f
Welton dragging roads ID IS; j A Nor
up estimate on road 259. %; Final esti-
mate on contract Of Homer Gillespie
647 "a; Frank Kiser bridge material
q "a; Philip Benson OF estimate 1880
Standard Oil Co gas and oil 100 %;
Don e Terpin county auditor salary
for November 125 90; A l. Smith de-
putty county auditor November salary
Is 90; @ K kell rentand expense 1880;
G + Kell November salary 5000; N A
Nithrow janitOr salary for November
% 90; NJ l Strain salary for November
| III. 80; M / Strain postage. 500; Nit
chell Supply Co supplies 64.98; ] G
Cordell salary November liz so; j G
SchOll estimate on contract 400 90;
Sheriff fees collecting taxes TOO;
Mavme Miller salary November liz. so
G w Kerlin Treasurer salary Novem-
, Der l25 90: John Scheurer estimate on
contract 40O. 90; Emma Strong deputy
Treasurer salary for November 81 CO.;
C Manson county Judge salary Nov
! ember 1888; Louis A Smith assisting
surveyor III. so; Thos Green gas and
t, oil 4.lO; Thos Green hauling gas and
/ oil 20. 9S; n w Bell Telephone Co rent
and tolls ~; N w Bell Telephone
Co rent $50; Dan Ryan dragging roads
9.37; John Scheurer work on bridge
1850; Chas Dano handling grader SO. 10:
| Chas Berg dragging roads PIG; r
! Weatherlow hauling bridge material
400; l. w Hathaway handling tractor
J lois; AL Barton dragging roads IS 40;
r. Weatherlow assisting highway
! superintendent 500; Homer Gillespie
(, bridge work 81 90; Homer Gillespie
work on road 100.
; Board adjourned to December It'll,
1921. DON E TERPIN,
County Auditor.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-12-16
SCHOOL NOTES.

Ed Sinkler is In school again after
a weeks absence.
Edith Decory entered the school
Wednesday. She has been attending
the Indian school at Mission where
she was taking Eighth grade work.
We are pretty busy these days prac-
ticing for the Christmas entertain
ment for our play. We shall give a
mixed Christmas program Christmas
eve, which we hope to make thorough
ly expressive of the Christmas spirit.
After the program, Santa will distri-
butte the presents that he has hung
on the tree for the good boys and girls
We hope to present our School play
always In Trouble" the first Satur-
day evening in the new year. We
have been careful In the selection Of
our characters and we think we can
give you a show that will please you.
The proceeds from the play will be
applied on our new piano which has
already been ordered so we are par
ticularly anxious to make this a gen.
uine success. We will do our best to
start you into the New year with q
rousing laugh that will make you for
get all about your troubles for months
to come. We will tell you more a.
bout IL In next weeks issue. Watch
for the date and remember II you
don't come, you will be sorry. Col.
Dug Burgess has become a member Of
the Wood Dramatic Club, and will
rlay . leading role In this farce.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-12-16
SUNNYSlDE OF NO.MANS.LAND

VIM. Hare, autoed to our city, Wood
Tuesday.
Ed Graft called on Glen Sherwood,
Tuesday.
Mrs. L.'O. Dustrude called on Mrs.
VIM. Hare, Tuesday.
@. o. Wilson called on the Brave
Brothers, Saturday. "There wal
music In the air."
The Misses Lille Kangus, Blanche
Wilson and Emma Satree called on
Glen Sherwoods, Sunday.
Miss Emma Satree 10 staying at the
Wilson home while Mrs. Wilson Is a.
way and Is continuing her school
work.
l.. o. Dustrude autoed to Wood
Sunday evening. Perhaps Wood will
feel the very beneficial touch Of our
Sunnysider.
Sunnyside Is a wonderful place,
The people are clothed In the silk,
satin and lace,
OF natures unbounded mercy, sympa-
thy and grace.
Climatic conditions are exception.
ally good considering the time Of the
year. Thus tie good roads enable
several Of our neighbors to have full
benefit Of their ears.
John Sherwood made a business
trip to Wood, Tuesday and as usual
made our hearts glad by being com.
munity postman. r. F. d. under.
stand.
On account of sickness Ozro Wilson
was dismissed from school Monday
noon. We fear his physical strength
Is not sufficient for the mental work
this industrious student Is capable OF
doing. He is only ten years Of age
and we understand il In the Seventh
Grade.
IL we are not misinformed, 40 are
about to lose n Of u young people
for q period Of time. Miss Ida Brave
expects to leave for Sioux Falls In q
few days where she plans on taking
commercial course. Wehave no fears
but the young lady will be very sue
lcsssful.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-12-16

Miss Grace Ham celebrated her
tenth birthday last Saturday and in
vited her teacher to share the delic
ious dinner served by her mother.
AS humor has it
Rome may have her Caesar,
France may have her Napoleon,
But Sunnyside has the good cooks.
Mrs. G. O. Wilson, son and daugb-
ter, Clarence and Irene, respectively
Otto FuIsos and family, left Monday
by auto for Winner, from where they
went by train to Newman's Grove,
Nebraska, where they will visit rela-
tives and friends. Though we are
glad they have the privilege Of this
trip and visit, we will miss them ex-
ceedingly In u con munity.
A MISTAKE-JohnDy's mother was
building the fire as she said, Johnny
its time TO get the cows" Very soon
Johnny came marching in with the
cobS. A mistake, we must correct in
our items is-"Mr. and Mrs. II. O.
Satree and family, George Kinear and
Miss Lille Kargus partook Of the
goose dinner at Mr.. and Mrs. G.. O.
Wilson's, Thanksgiving and not at Mr.
Petras. The latter also entertained
several Of our people that day.
A program and dance was given
last Saturday az the Satree school
house. A large attendance and a real
sociable time was reported by all. A
main feature Of the evening was the
music furnished 10y the Brave Broth
ers. Mrs. Gfen Sherwood and Miss
Emma Satree also played a few speciaI
pieces and several Of the young folks
sang. Cake, coffee and sandwiches
we're served and all departed for their
homes in the wee hours of the norm
ing, hoping to meet again soon.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-12-16
PLEASANT VALLEY ITEMS.

PLEASANT VALLEY ITEMS.
The tooth brush Is a success at our
school.
liver Week Is husking corn for Geo.
Moore.
Mons Week called at the Hares
home Monday.
VIM Bauman was In Murdo with
hogs last week.
Cody School Board at Pallecks school
house last Tuesday night.
Ed Garneaux was assisting Owns
the War one evening recently.
VIM. Bauman was down in the
eastern part Of the state on business
last week.
Johnny Jams has had the casts on
his arms taken off and he has been in
school again a few days.
Mr.. Branson freighted for Gillen
this week. He brought out the slate
blackboard for the Week school.
Somebody's cattle harvested all the
corn at our homestead. That sort Of
a thing don't bring neighborly feel
lngs.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. Week and sons
liver and Mons was at the Satree
school, Saturday evening. The pro-
gram was good.
1t is 100 years since Clang Peterson
came to America ~. S. to look up a
place for a colony. He returned to
Norway two years later, and from
this the emigration started from Nor
way to the u. s.
During the val England borrowed
l40 million kr. from Norway and Ger
many borrowed IS million kr. The
LIST Of November 1921, Germany paid
the last Of this loan according to
newspaper report.
Mr.. and Mrs. Matt Gillen and chill
dren visited at the Week home Sun
day. Also the Cispke children called
In the afternoon. The kids always
have a good time.
The Pie Social at the Week school
brought the sum of $ll 90. The pro-
gram was very good. Mrs. Lou Simp-
kins proved a successful instructor.
Part Of the amount will be used for
the purchase of a baket ball outfit.
Up in Beltsam county, Minnesota
they have no railroad. They sub
scribed s500u.0O for preliminary pur-
poses and propose to assess land up to
ten miles from the railroad line 81 per
acre. They have gone to the railroad
committee for an o. X. on the propo-
sition and expect to grade and bridge
the right OF way ready for the iron,
and turn 1t over to the railroad COM
pany.
Up In Minnesota a Prof. found a
Rune Stem a large stone, with old
Norwegian signs on 1t, some five or
six years ago,-this, Kile shrift. a
form of writing similar to Chinese
tells about a company Of Norwegians
the country, how they were
attacked and some of them killed by
the Indians. Considerable doubt as
to the genuinity Of the stone and
it's origin has been going on, but sew
eral finds OF old time tools, especially.
that were found In the vicinity, are
to those found In Norway
from the same period, about 100 or
l25 years before Columbus discovered
the West Indian Islands.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-12-16
December It'll, 1927

$3.50
Board met as per adjournment, G.,
S. Hight and Nj. K. Weed present.
Following claims allowed: Court
Orders Nos 372, 39S and SIS for wit
ness and juror fees q 90; Chas w.
Eaton final estimate los. 80; o Roogo
assisting %surveaor ITO; Dakota Engi.
neering Co blue prints 2 81: j w Beck
with cash paid out for county 9.ll; ]
w Beckwith gas and oil on road razor
9.33; A III Brinkman hauling plank 600
Cody SinDings for road work q. "A; C
# Stevens work on Horse Creek bridge
n, 85; Willie Viberg work ON bridge
q. 90; Geo w Engle two road drags
II 81; Mitchell Publishing Co supplies
q. 2T; j Fred Olander supplies 7.72: j
+ Anderson Lumber Co coal and post
% IS.
Board adjourned until l p. IN.
DON E. TERPIN, County Auditor,
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-12-16
Some fast friends are too fast.


Some fast friends are too fast.
Do your Christmas limiting early.
The human race is won by a smile.
All bad actors are not on the stage.
He laughs best who smiles the most
Religion is easier to get than to
keep,
A saver Is wise-a spender may be
otherwise.
The school of experience stays open
all night.
First Of all we need health-and sec
ond the will to do.
Some men are we'll to do because
they are hard to do.
He who has lost all confidence can
lose nothing more.
Don't waste your sympathy on your
self. The other fellow expects it.
Why not go to church SundayP You
can not expect the church to come to
you.
No, a profit is not without honor as
long as his own brain continues to
function.
The things you don't do may not
make you fich, but they seldom get
into trouble.
Never mind explaining why you
didn't do it. The fact that you didn't
is all sufficient.
The average Investigating commit
tee cannot harm the innocent and
does not harm the guilty.
The braggart makes a big noise I'M
til danger comes, and then makes a
bigger one in his effort to depart.
Sometimes. though, an optomist is
one who has been slung and doesn't
want other people to know about 1t.
General Wood appears to be making
good as governor general of the Phil
lippines. He is keeping out OF print.
In these days of modernity the
world is profoundly generous. 1t
sympathises with those who do not
need it.
The fellow who doesn't claim to be
good and yet is not really bad. is en-
titled to some distinction. He Is so
very few.
Wise ones tell us that love comes
unbidden, but these are the days
when a fat bank account accelerates
It's arrival.
Some doctors, WI suspect, are In a
class by themselves. They are able
to charge for what they don't know
and collect in full.
There's a reason why wise people
are not averse to speaking Of their
own faults. 1t knocks the props from
under their critics.
Making the world safe for democra-
cy sounds good, but safeguarding the
interests Of humanity In general
would be a deal more practical.
incidentally we might remark that
there are two kinds of fools-those
who think they are wise men, and
those who don't know they are fools.
Reluctantly we are coming to the
conclusion that the good old fashion
ed housewife has about ceased to ex-
ist. She objects to being termed old
fashioned.
Why can't some genius produce q
car that will run on kerosene oilS
Perhaps then the trust would pro-
drce real gas In order to put the oil
man out of business.
No matter what the final outcome,
that Washington conference will not
have been entirely In vain. 1t came
along just In time to alternate with
Fatty Arbuckle In news reports.
No doubt the average preacher
would be quite indignant II we were
to refer to him as an Invaluable aid
to the divorce courts. And yet with
out marriages there can be no divorc-
es.
Now we are told that the next war
will be waged against soldiers and
civilians alike, and that the husband
in the trenches will be safer than the
wife In the Kitchen. That ought tc
stimulate masculine patriotism wheu
the storm breaks.