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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

Jay Bleakney as principal and Mrs
Bertha Crane, Jean Mallory and Eliza
beth Hendrick grade teachers. At the
present time there are 80 pupils en-
rolled. which is large enrolment
considering the mill at this place il
closed down.
Mr. Kearn and H. C. Pearson went
to Salem last Friday to attend the fair.
James Henderson. our postmaster,
attended a convention at Salem last
week. While there Mr.. Henderson was
elected vice-president of the postmas-
ters' organization and on his return
trip attended banquet for Senator
McNary in Portland.
Mrs. Wallace Glover came up from
Portland last week to assist with the
invoicing in Glover Bros. store, pre-
paratory to turning it over to the new
firm.
Several men are employed cutting
brush and preparing to begin the
bridge just west Of town.
j. Ross jenkins and wife have re-
turned after spending several weeks
in Seattle.
Miss Bertha Buford, who was at
tending Lincoln high school in Port
land, has returned home and entered
the high school here.
Homer Mallory of Portland. spent
Sunday. with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
c. 2. Mallory,
Mrs. V. w. Tomkins and son, Paul,
spent several days last week in Salem
the guest of Miss Alice Tomkins.
Howard Haggbloom has gone to
Linnton where he has accepted a posi-
tion.
Mrs. w. M. Lane was Hood River
visitor last Friday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
Car Shortage at Yakima and Wenatchee
Continued From First Page)

is that the Union Pacific is taking care
OF California wine grape shipments at
the expense Of Yakima fruit.
The Northern Pacific is still equipped
and will accept shipments from both
Union Pacific and Northern Pacific ter
ritory, but may not be able to furnish
sufficient cars for all shipments.
Wenatchee shippers have been noti-
fled by the Great Northern railway of
a probable shortage of cars about Oct
ober 10. This is causing some con-
cern, as it is the only railroad entering
the valley. The Wenatchee growers
are reported to have sold heavy per
centage Of their crop to dealers, but a
smaller percentage of the total crop
has been shipped than from the Yak
ina district.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
MOSIER

Saturday, October 8, is Nations
Candy Day. On that day only wi
have on sale VOgan's fresh chocolate
at 39c per pound. Good mixed candy
zoe per pound commercial chocolates
25c per pound. Strauss.
Roy l.. Duvall was a Portland visito
last Friday.
William Hearns, Of the Kern Con
struction Co., visited friends in Port
land last week.
Everything good to eat. fresh mine,
meat, dates, walnuts, Brazil nuts
pickles and chow chow. You eat wei
if you buy your "eats" of Strauss.
Miss May Mcneil, of Portland, spent
several DAYS visiting her sister, Mrs
II. H. Moore, on the Moore ranch.
The Mosier Fruit Growers Associa
tion will ship several thousand boxes
of Yellow Newtowns to England by
boat from Portland, this month This
is the first shipment to England this
season and also the first shipment the
Association has made via the Pacific
route.
New stock of hand made Logger
Shoes just in. Come while | have your
size. Priced right, of course. That s
the Strauss way to hold your trade.
! Strauss.
The Kern Construction Co. has prac-
tically completed paving through the
town and will begin at once to lay hot
stuff on the highway west of the viii
lage. The old MOsier hill road will
have to be used by tourists during
working hours, till the paving is com
pleted. The company expectssto' have
the paving operations completed blythe
middle of October. The plant will
probably be dismantled nd.shipped to
one of the company's locations on the
Pacific highway.
special, new heavy silk hose in black
and dark brown, $l.19. Strauss.
Miss Anne Shogren drove up from
Portland Sunday to remain on her
ranch during the apple harvest.
A. C. Holmes was a visitor at Moro
Monday.
Benz. H. Betz, who has charge of
the apple packing for the Mosier Fruit
Growers Association, was in town
Saturday to confer with r. D. Chat
field regarding the crop. Mr.. Betz has
crews at Dufur. Mosier, Walla Walla
and Fairfield, Wash. He will pack
over a half million boxes of fruit for
Northwestern fruit growers this sea-
son.
New goods every day. See the new
skirtings, new serges, new corsets,
new corduroy bath robes, new trimmed
hats. Strauss.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
Christian Church

TheP romotion Day exercises were
impressive and reports very encourag-
ing. We are planning for other special
days in our Bible school. Next Sun
day Bible school at 9.45 a. m. Preach
ing at IL a. M, topic, 'The New Tes-
lament Church and the Holy Spirit. "
Christian EndeavOr at $50 D. m. and
preaching 7.30 p. m, topic, REDEEM
ing Love. A welcome to all.
j. G. Hanna, Pastor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
CASCADE LOCKS

J. F. Hendrick and family. Harold
Allen Crane and wife and Jay Bleak.
ney were entertained at a - O'Clock
dinner Sunday at the Conlon home.
Robert Andrews and Mrs. Edna Bel.
vile were Salem visitors last week.
Mrs. Elsie Douthet has gone to Los
Angeles, to spend the winter with her
sister. Mrs. John Ellis.
A. L. Stewart and Mrs. Mary c. Lee
attended the Salem fair last week.
Mrs. Cassie Gillis. Of Spokane. has
come to spend the winter with her
brothers. Ben and Allen Conlon.
Our school opened last week with
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
OAK GROVE

Oak Groves first canning team won
second place in the state wide contest
at Salem last week
School enrolment continues to grow.
Herbert Martin, from Pine Grove, en-
tered the sixth grade this week.
Mrs. T. w. Vreeland and children. of
Portland. visited at the Pregge home
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dinsmore and MIR.
Dnsmore's brother and wife motored
to Bonneville and other highway points
Sunday.
Apple harvest is now in full swing.
Miss Helen Brosi visited her parents
at Oak Grove Sunday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
Riverside Church

"A comradeship Of worship and service. 81
Church School at GAS A. NJ.
Regular Preaching Service at IL.
Sunday Evening Club, lst. and 3rd.
Sunday Evenings. Oct. 10 April, inc.
Christian Endeavor every Sunday Eve.
az 7:30.
Mid-week meeting Thursday at $50.
Other meetings subject to special an
nOunCement. sSf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
First Church OF Christ, Scientist

Services will be held in Church
Building, 9th and Eugene, Sunday, II 100
a. m. Subject: Are Stn, Disease and
Death Real.
Sunday School at IL a. m.
Wednesday service, s p. m.
The reading room is open daily from
to p. m. in the Church.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

Mrs. Osburn visited her sister, Mrs.
Emma Epping, Friday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. M. Hurlburt and
children spent Sunday at Parkdale,
guests of MIR. and Mrs. Seeley.
Mrs. f.. X. Bradley, of Hood River.
spent part Of the week at the homes of
Mrs. G.. !. Sargent and Mrs. C. M.
Hurlburt.
Mr.. and Mrs. Prossett, of Portland,
came Saturday and will visit Mr.. and
Mrs. viii Farrell for a few days.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
Seventh Day Adventist Church
Corner l5th and c streets

Sabbath school Saturday 10 a. m.
Preaching service l1.l5 a. m. Prayer
meeting. Wednesday 7.45 D. m. All
are welcome.
Minister f. +. 0ster. Residence ala
MOntello Ave. Phone 3074.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
The Baptist Church

Pine Street. near 18th
Dr. T. Herbert Hayden, Pastor.
Residence. tlO7 Pine Street, Phone 2723
Sunday school az 10 An.
Publicly orship at III am. and : so p. m
Epworth League al $50 pm.
Prayer Service Wednesday at :. Sop. M.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
ST. Marks Episcopal Church

sunday school. 9.45. Evening PRAYER
az 80. other services as announced
Rev. g.. w. Horsholt, the Vicar, can he
reached in The Dalles. Phone. Main
555k s2qtf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

81 Hood River COmmandery NO. II, X. I
| WV Meets every first Tuesday evening
/ Fa5rsn each month. n. o. Blanchar E @.
| u VIM. Irwin, Recorder.
HOOD RIVER LODGE NO. los, A. r. and A
M.-First and third Wednesday nights o
each month. A. f. Howes, W. M, Harold
| Hershner, Sec'y.
HOOD RIVER VALLEY HUMANE SOCIETY
Hood River, Ore. G. D. Nickelsen Pres
Mrs Alma Howe. Sec. Leslie Butler, Treas
Call phone 1901.
KEMP LODGE, No lSl, i. o. o. F.-M eets in
Odell odd Fellows hall every Satur.
day night Visitors cordially welcomed.
Fred j. Howard n. G..
II. S. Caughey, Secretary.
Geo. Clark, Treasurer
HAZEL REBEKAH LODGE No. l56. OOF
Meets the first and third Tuesday evening in
each month in the Odd Fellows Hall seven
miles south of Hood River. r ID.
Mrs. Pauline Howard, N. q.
WAUNA TEMPLE PYTHIAN SISTERS NO.
Meets the second and fourth Thursdays of
each month at X. of hall
Mrs. Flora Cuddeford, E. G.
Mrs. Florence Rand, NJ. OF II. and C.
MT. HOOD COUNCIL No. s, R.& SIN. Meets
in Masonic Hall every third Tuesday in
W. F. Laraway, I. l.. M.
A. Garfield, Recorder.
IDLEwILDE LODGE NO. IO7, /. O. o. F.
night. q A Frev a.
Geo. W. Thomson. Secretary.
WOMEN'S AUXILIARY OF HOOD RIVER
Post, American Legion. No % Meets 23O n
m. INt SATURDAY. Df each af I
Han. Mrs. Harold Hershner, Pres; Mrs
Hazel Shoemaker, Sec.
OLETA ASSEMBLY NO. lGs. UNITED ART.
isans.-Meeis the first and third Wednes-
days, work; second and fourth Wednesdays
Artisans hall. G. ID. HINRICHs, NJ. A.
J. II. KoBERG Secretary.
EDEN ENGAGEMENT, NO. as. /. o. o. r.
Regular Ia meeting second and fourth Mondays
Geo. W. Thomson. Scribe.
HOOD RIVER CAMP, NO. 7,7O2. NJ. W. A.
oi each month. y. +. Mowers, +. {. /
". 7. Frasier. Clerk.
WAUCOMA LODGE NO. 30. X. OF p
Meets ia X. Of r. hall every Tuesday night.
L. NJ. Baldwin. K. Of r. and ).
LAUREL REBEKAH LODGE No. s7IOoF.
Meets first and third Mondays each mouth n
Louise Nolstorfi, y. q. n
HOOD RIVER CHAPTER No. y. X. A. Nj
Meets nrst and third Friday nights OF each
month. Mm Irwin. IL
c. c. Anderson. Secretary.
.ANBN W. r. C.-Meets second sod fourth
saturdays Of each month AZ n. OF r hall
Mrs- J. 4. Meyer, President
Mrs. r. II. Button, Secretary.
]
'. q. W.-kegular meetings are neld the first
and third Mondays OF each month at X OF
T. hail. Visitors cordially invited. b. {. C.
q. W. Barton. c. q.
GOD RIVER CHAPTER NO. .. O.E.S.-
Meets second and fourth Tuesday evening
OF each month. Visitors cordially welcomed
Ms. II. ID. ". Pineo, W. NJ.
Lois G. Fuller, Secy.
oOD RIVER CIRCLE No.5l4. NEIGHBORS
Of v oodcran- Meets az Il. Of T.. ball on the
drst and Third Thursdays Of each month.
Mrs. Minnie Davis q. n
Ms ?. n. Blagg. Clerk.
Mt. Home Camp 1869, r. y. A. meets
ID and 4th Fridays Of each month at
q h. Of +. hall. Mrs. Emma Jones, Re
rider, Mrs. Elizabeth Rodger, o. ml7tfl
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
SOCIETIES.

81 Hood River Commandery NO. II, X. T
>-N.dS Meets every first Tuesday evening
Easss1 each month. f.. o. Banchar, E. @,
VIM. Irwin. Recorder.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

KEMP LODGE, No. lsl, !. o. o. F.-Meets in
0dell odd Fellows hail every Satur-
day night. Visitors cordially welcomed
Fred J. Howard, n G..
VIM. Hannah, " G.
II. s. Caughey, Secretary.
Geo. Clark, Treasurer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

IDLEwlLDE LODGE NO. IO7, /. O. O. F.
Meets in Fraternal hall, every Thursday
night c. A. Frey n. q.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

MT. HOOD COUNCIL No. s, r. & S. NJ. Meets
In Masonic Hall every third Tuesday in
each month.
W. F. Laraway, 4. /. NJ.
A. Garfield, Recorder.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

HOOD RIVER LODGE NO. los, A. F.. and A.
M.-First and third Wednesday nights of
each month. a. f. Howes W. M, Harold
Hershner, Sec'y.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

WAUNA TEMPLE PYTHIAN SISTERS No.6
Meets the second and fourth Thursdays of
each month at X. of p nall
Mrs Flora Cuddeford, E. G.
Mrs. Florence Rand, NJ. OF X. and c.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

HOOD RIVER VALLEY HUMANE SOCIETY
HOOD River, ore. G. D. Nckesen, Pres.
Mrs. Alma Howe. Sec Leslie Butler, Treas
Call phone 1901.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

HAZEL REBEkAH LODGE No, 1856. IO.OF
Meets the first and third Tuesday evening in
each month in the Odd Fellows Hall, seven
miles south of Hood River, r D. l
Mrs. Pauline Howard, N. q.
Otto Ehrck, Sec.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

Mt Home Camp 1862, r. y. A. meets
2nd and 4th Fridays Of each month at
old h. Of 7. hall. Mrs. Emma Jones, Re
corder, Mrs. Elizabeth Rodger, o. ml7tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

OLETA ASSEMBLY NO. l03, UNITED ART
isans.-Meets the first and third Wednes-
days, work; second and fourth Wednesdays
Artisans hall. c. d. HINRICHs, NJ. A.
J. II. koBERG Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

HOOD RIVER CIRCLE No.5ls. NEIGH BORS
Of v Moodcrafi-M Meets az \. of +. ball on tue
drst and Third Thursdays OF each month.
MIS-. Minnie Davis. q. n.
Ms P. n. Blagg. Clerk.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06
WOmen's Coats
New Sport COatingS, NOrmandie
and Bolivia Cloth.

Attractive in every detail are
these new Coats, made of the
better grade of Coatings in
such variety of colorings as
Grey, Pekin Blue, the Autumn
Browns and the ever popular
Navy. Every seam is we'll
tailored, the Innings are gay in
color, and the plain and fur
trimmed models display every
new style features.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1921-10-06

EDEN ENGAGEMENT, NO. as. /. o. O. F.
Regular meeting second and fourth Mondays
OF each month. A. L. Day, Q. p.
Geo. W. Thomson Scribe.
The Concordia sentinel. (Vidalia, Concordia Parish, La.) 1882-current, 1921-07-16

Good morning, merry sunshine :"
exclaimed the jolly jester rs he
waltzed up to the window and passed
one through to the teller. Say, | just
thought of a funny one. Why is q
telIerT Ha. ha, What does Il teller
tellT Funny. amt it, huh?"
"Yep," said the teller 81 got the
answer once, anyhow. The teller tells
when your account is Over,Irawn!
And he passed the check back with
mirthlesS chucllle Richmond
TimeS-DiSpatch.
The Concordia sentinel. (Vidalia, Concordia Parish, La.) 1882-current, 1921-07-16
GROW HIGHLY PRICED COTTON
Virgin Islands Produce Long-stapIe
Variety That Is Almost Extinct
in the United States.

Cotton raising has become one of
the principal industries of the Virgin
islands, Uncle Sans newest territorial
possession. according to Bulletin No. l,
Sea Island Cotton in st. CroiX. of the
Virgin Islands agricultural experiment
station, just issued by the United
States Department of Agriculture.
Sea-island cotton, the much-prized,
lOng-staple variety which has been rem
dered almost extinct in continental
United States by the boil weevil, is
the basis Of the Virgin Islands industry.
The area devoted to it, while as yet
small, produced an average yield Of
1000 pounds Of seed cotton to the acre
in 1919 and 1920. One of the plats at
the government experiment station
produced at the rate of ALSO pounds
of seed cotton.
The Concordia sentinel. (Vidalia, Concordia Parish, La.) 1882-current, 1921-07-16
Adventures With
American Dollar

get their pay and allowances at the
days rate. In Peking during the war
q consular clerk earning $1,000 a year
on which he was guaranteed a rate OF
$3.50, was receiving more money than
a lieutenant colonel, who was getting
$1.15 for his money.
A Bureau of Standards in Money.
I'm the office of the American mill.
tary attache in Picking, there is an
American five-dOllar gold piece, which
has been priced more often than a
hOld-over pair of 1912 shoes. The of.
ficers were being paid the days rate
which was then about S1.1O Chinese
money for an American dollar. But
actual gold was worth 30 per cent
more. The officer rightly insisted that
his men were being paid in a debased
currency and insisted on receiving a
balance to bring the salaries up TO
the rate for actual gold. Hence this
solitary gold piece was taken around
to the exchange shops every month
and it's value ascertained, but if ii
had been sold it would have upset
the financial system, for the Chinese
ready enough TO offer a price for a
specific coin, refuse to quote prices
on theoretical ones.
at is no wonder that there is con-
fusion in Chinese exchange with for
eign currency, for there is a varying
exchange rate among the IS provinces
themselves, and the Yuan Shih Kai
silver dollar is the only currency on
which there is no exchange when
crossing a provincial boundary. But
that doesn't mean that 1t has a fixed
value even then, for the value of a
dollar in small currency is constantly
changing.
"a silver dollar when exchanged
at foreign store, contains 100 cents
Thus if one makes a 20-cent purchase
at a Shanghai department store, ne
gets so cents change, which SENS
fair enough until one discovers thst at
an exchange shop one can get II dimes
and cents for each dollar. Wien he
changes one of the dimes, lie VIII
get, not ten coppers, but IL or l.. so
The Concordia sentinel. (Vidalia, Concordia Parish, La.) 1882-current, 1921-07-16
Chicago Man Reports Success in Novel
Plan for Keeping Pete From
Straying Far Afield.

Another western idea was adapted
to city uses the other day when a
sOuth-Sider, who once rode the range
on the Colorado plateaus, staked out
his cats to keep them at home. The
plan worked fine and now the feline
animals get the air every day at the
ends of tether ropes.
The cat owner found that every
time he opened the cellar door the
pets made a break for the open, fire.
quently staying away for days and
returning with hlackened eyes and
scratched hides. He thought of the
tethcI plan, hut the first trial was not
success, as the cats slipped the
nOOSes from their necks. He then
evolved a semi-hObble plan and tied
the heavy string to one of the cats
hind legs, attaching the other end of
the string to a stake driven in the
back yard.
This system proved effective and
now every day three Of the cats take
their exercise around their tether
Stakes.-ChicagO Journal.
The Concordia sentinel. (Vidalia, Concordia Parish, La.) 1882-current, 1921-07-16
NOT A PROPER COMPARISON
Ten-Year-oId Quickly Seized on Weak
Point in Argument Put Forth
by His Daddy.

Writers have long We'd in their eff
forts to describe properly the tooth
SOmeneSS, as well as the downright
stupidity, of the ordinary domestic
hen.
Lawrence, age ten, for a number Of
years has been able to provide the
most ample concrete evidence of his
due appreciation of the former, but
it was only recently that the latter
was brought fOrcibly home to him.
After vainly trying for some time
TO drive an obstreperOus hen from
the garden, he called to his father
Il can't get this Old hen OUT"
His father remarked that if Gen
eral Pershing had given up that cas-
lily he never would have driven the
Germans out of France.
Lawrence promptly replied: "That
was different. The Germans knew
what General Pershing was trying to
dol"
The Concordia sentinel. (Vidalia, Concordia Parish, La.) 1882-current, 1921-07-16

no reason why every member Of a
family should dress alike.
EVERY boy and every girl of a GER
tain family / know dress quite differ
emily. and think that is a goo0 idea.
"'But Of course there Is also much
to be said about every creature be-
longing to a butterfly family dressing
alike, because it is easier then for
people to know which family we be-
long to.
1T is very hard otherwise.
"'We do things differently In our
family, too. We have various habits
and ways.
"'SOme Of our relatives look like
small snakes while still they are cater
pillars. They have heads shaped very
much like snakes and they sit up in
such a way that they look like snakes
then, too.
"They think it makes them look
dangerous and that it is a great pro-
lection to them.
"'But how nice It is to change from
DNAAS "a NuNCl piAAuA AAllO UClLS
fly. How nice that is! How fine it
is to have such a family name as we
have, for Tiger Swallowtail is beauti-
full family name.
ave can be quite gentle and yet we
sound very wild, and It is rather fun
70 sound wild and yet not to have to
do a lot Of wild things which would
be very hard to do and which would
brighten US a lot.
"T'm sure the wild things the tiger
does would frighten US dreadfully.
"fHe would go off for hunting par
ties which we wouldn't like at all.
One Of our family saw a tiger at the
circus the other day, and he said that
the tiger was a wild looking creature,
but very, very beautiful.
$50 we like to be beautiful as the
tiger is. And we're allowed to do as
we likel
"'Yes, we're allowed to be beautiful
and gentle and no one objects, no
one at air."
The Concordia sentinel. (Vidalia, Concordia Parish, La.) 1882-current, 1921-07-16
l.l.EN Evening"
81s.S EkH
AS ~ AAD
VARY GRAHAM BONNER
= GER sWALLoWTAIL.

." he summer Is here" said
d. nix 1t is nice to hear about
the .,. rs and the birds and the but
terri es and all the lovely summer
things"
$50 do We" said Nancy.
"And we're hearing about them,
too" said Nick.
"Yes," said Daddy, that is why l
want to have so many of the butter
flies and birds and the flowers tell
their stories.
"And now the Tiger SwallOwtaIl
Butterfly's story is TO be told.
"'Tm the Tiger SwallowtaA butter
fy,' said the Tuger Swallowtail butter
fly TO some Of the other butterflies fly
ing about the flowers.
"'Now a tiger is an animal, but of
course a Tiger SwallOwtail is a but
tertly.
"'But it is fine to be a butterfly and
yet to be named after such a beautiful
and wild and powerful animal as the
tiger.
w Z nave gNlION anu bAhNh otAlBNS
so I'm that way we look like tigers. For
they are striped, too, you know.
""To be sure we don't look much
like tigers in other ways. We aren't
big like they are. We don't walk
about. We're quite unlike tigers in
every way but in our stripes.
awe fly, and we don't roar. They
don't fly and they do roar.
ave sip honey from the flowers,
and they like meat better!
awe don't like meat and they
don't sip honey from the flowers, or,
at least I've never seen them slipping
honey from flowers.
""To be sure there are no tigers
about here, except the ones In the
Zoos, but at any rate can't imagine
a tiger slipping honey from a flower.
"'And l don't believe they'd care
much about it. / don't believe they
would.
"'SOme Of our family wear slightly
different suits from the Others, and
there are even some members Of our
family who like to wear a great deal
more black than we do with many
touches of yellow and some of blue.
ayes, we don't all dress alike. But
that is just as well. There is really
The Concordia sentinel. (Vidalia, Concordia Parish, La.) 1882-current, 1921-07-16
Just Like a Brother.

1t was Mary's birthday, and her
young man had teasingly told her
that he was going to give her a rose
for each year Of her age. Fearfully
Mary waited for his flowers to arrive
She wondered whether he really knew
how old she was. But when q basket
containing four dozen arrived she
breathed a sigh of relief.
That night she thanked him for
them. Just as she ended it her little
brother came into the room. He
went over to the flowers and was
studying them fiXedly when the
young man asked: do you think
your sisters flowers are pretty?'
Eyes, sir, l do" little brother an
swered, "but what made you send
twenty too many?'
The Concordia sentinel. (Vidalia, Concordia Parish, La.) 1882-current, 1921-07-16
RIDDLES.

What roof do you always carry
around with you? The roof of your
mouth.
What is that which never asks any
questions, and yet requires many an
1~ersg The door-bell.
What is the difference between a
and an official document? The
eaf nes claws at end Of It's paws, the
doeulpent has pausps At .la d of its
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