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Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
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HUH

Strange how folks differ in opinion. Amer
lean reformers hold that drink makes GRIM
inals. But DR.. James Devon, His Majesty's
Prison Commissioner for Scotland, announces
that drink merely makes criminals more easily
caught. He adds that it is the escape of the
sober criminals which leaves the "drunks' such
a monopoly Of the criminals record.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
Modern Cursery Rhymes.

Jack Halt could handle malt,
His wife could handle hops;
So they brewed and brewed, and kept well
stewed,
And laughed at Volstead's cops
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
Then 1t Happened!

IN bet 1t would" exclaimed the Cheerful
idiot.
You'll bet what would ?" demanded the Wise
Guy.
why, IL a lot of cartoonists entered a draw
ing contest for a prize, the result would be a
draw, wouldn't it?" replied the Cheerful idiot.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
Mean Brute!

II met a woman to-day who has great faith
in her husbands judgment" said Mr.. Gabb.
That's nice" commented Mrs. Gabb. How
long have they been married?"
Tive days." replied Mr.. Gabb.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
Is That So!

Dear Luke: II a woman opened a bar in Ha-
vana would a saloon Keepers. K, Central
Park, Havana, Cuba.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
EAcf.

They say that Time is Money.
That's funnyi
For you will find II very true
That folks will spend more Time with you
Than Money.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
A Waste Of Time and Space, George.


(HOustOn POSt.J
Tom Wallace has completed his. series of
special articles on the resources of Eastern
Kentucky without saying anything definite
about the thing Luke McLuke wanted most in
formation about.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
Ouchi

THAT fellow cleaned up a fortune in bust
ness" said Smith.
Cleaned up a fortune J? asked Jones. Wnat
business was he In 2"
"The SOAP business" replied Smith.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
Watch lis Grow!

Squirrel Fox. 1914 Gregg street, Columbia, S
c., and Golden Fox, of Louisville, KY, hav'
been added to the Zoo in the Names Is Names
Club.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
Ou0h!
Mollie and Bill

Mollie and Bill
Went up the hill
And drank n jug of corn shorter;
Mollie fell down
And busted her gown,
And said things she hadn't orter.-
Tucker b.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
Any Other Nominations?

Cash Bond, of Louisville, KY, has been NOM
mated for Treasurer of the Names Is Names
Club.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
BITS OF BYPLAY
By Luke McLuke.
Copyright. 1920. by The Cincinnati Enquirer.
Revised.
Iy Luke McLnkI

A uroverb we now dare to cross,
Though the author may think us quite
pert;
A rolling stone gathers no moss,
But ii gathers a whole lot of dirt.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
We'll. IL Isl

To eat brain food
I've always sought;
Because brain food
Is food for thought.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
Our Daily Special.
Luke McLuke Says

It's A Poor Man That Can't VIII An Argu-
ment With His Conscience.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04

Petrograd is now inhabited by ~cripples; at
least the population has been reduced II per
cent. and it is assumed that everybody who
could walk left.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04
Names Is Names,

You can hear Solomon Chirp at s15 Hender
son street, Columbia, S. C.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-01-04

Princess Anastasia of Greece wore a chin
chilla costume at the Athens ceremonies. evi-
IDENTIFY anticipating a colder reception than she
got.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
GREATER BISBEE

OBJECTIONS being made by few residents of Warren to change
Bisbee Various
merely becomes expediency
where entire district will have to decide whether
unrelated dsjoned small towns
Greater Bsbee
committee that particularly East
visions mills railroad yards
quote he a this mornings Review.
the itself much judgment of
assumes
mills, yards foreign settlements
OOecing
well under its four
gotten
who lives neighbOrhood
to fellows
policy
changed
provides.
aiding community movement Warren will ahead rapidly
with the balance OF
Bsbe is known throughout the country 1t has been established
record producing
readt is known wherever
ell and Warren independent without
linking
minds ALL with Bsbee
tain that such would
adj
in reality
community
AS the Sentiment probably
with
East" Bisbee
the interests what called the Warren
Greater Bisbee.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25

towns of the same r2me. IL is incon-
venient, but the most that is pointed
out in the petition FOR a change CT
name, is the inefficiency of the postal
service. If we were East Bisbee, de-
lays and confusion would surely re-
suit in the mail and express service
locally Several of the various War
rens are really thriving cities with
populations as hign as fifteen and
twenty-five thousand. The name does
not seem TO have been a handicap to
them.
We do not wish to retard the pro-
gress of the community in any way.
We would be blad TO see Bisbee grow
and prosper, be proud of her success
as a neighboring town; there is no
cause for rivalry-Bisbee Is the BUSH
ness section, our business section and
we are interested in it and its growth.
Warren is the residence section. the
playground If you please, we have the
park, the ball park, the country club.
and lots OF room to grow. We are in
te"eStel in and approve the ideas for
advancement. And, later on. when
the community has gotten together on
the many little things, there will be
plenty of time to discuss the change
of names. and the ultimate incCrpors-
ton of all towns under the one name.
IN the meantime, lets all work and
boost" for the progress of the COM
munity, but let us give due eonsidera-
ticn to the confusion and bother that
will result from changing the name
of the post office, the telegraph Of
flee, the fire department, the stores.
the street railway. The change of
name is not going to be an immediate
cure for inefficient mail service: in
fact, it is going to cause confusion
and mis-sending for months before all
outsiders become accustomed to il.
In our enthusiasm, lets consider
both sides before we sign a petition
that will indicate that we live in the
slums of the city, and that will even
tually mean city taxes. We do not
want TO continue to evade high taxes.
but we are not yet enough of city
to warrant even the first steps OF be-
ing included in a city.
Being definitely opposed to this
change of name, we have caused pc
titions to be personally circu;ated
about the town, requesting the name
of Warren be retained
II. B. ANDERSON,
FRED JULIFF,
THOS. COWPERTHWAITE-
Committee
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
THE RAIN DRAGON

NA catastrophe
transformation brought
Four the
floods Droughs
following
fought by
ing roots bark
Rains this
The is Chinese
from
For Americans have made
teaching the Characterization!
American engineers the Chinese
times there
Thousands water
bitches
defying the to 10 S worst
That years Ignorant
millions
to teach new tricks
Irrigation which,
n
shantung province
hghwaysand roadbuidng
as miles.
American automobile How the
progress
as a blessing n
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
WHEN A WOMAN TELLS
BY RUTH AGNES ABELING
Chapter XLVI = Philip Ames' Face Startles Me

| had the feeling as he spoke, that
his voice was that OF man who had
envisioned his fate and accepted It
without protest.
He was sitting on the foot of Lila 5
chaise lounge with his back toward
me.
ANY mail?" queried Mrs. Ames.
Anything in particular you wanted -
nothing happened?"
Nothing" | said.
Mrs. Ames smiled alphabetically.
Then:
Philip isn't very we'll this morn
ing. I'm afraid my party will not go
down as one of the most elaborate
and enjoyable events of the season.
Even though trying to be light,
there was something reSretful in Ella
Ame3' tone
I'm sorry he isn't WE'LL | said.
"Tll run through this mail and take
care of anything in need of imme-
date attention" -
spent 30 minutes at the; desk, dur
lug which Lila Ames and her brother
iu-law spoke only occasionally. aud
then Just disconnected word or two
! wanted more and more to be out
of the room. I turned to 30 and my
ewes met for the first time the face
of Philip Ames.
stilled a scream as | saw 1t.
Copyright, 1921. N. e \. ServiCe.)
ITO Be Contiuuedl
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25

| listened for the scream from Mrs.
Ames' room to be repeated, but there
was only dead silence.
What can it be?" Grace whisper
ed.
couldn't find the voice to answer.
A few minutes later | heard Philip
Ames' voice in Lila's room. There
was a derisive note in it, 1t fright
ened me. felt sure something was
wrong, yet | had no right to so into
the room unbidden.
You had better go!" Grace urged.
"Why?"
Because | think something is
wrong it may help if yc1 are
there"
Grace was pushing me toward the
door. hesitated.
1T doesn't make any difference
whether you have a right or not --
you must"
Grace left me no choice. knocked
No answer.
lightly on the door. &.
| knocked again and then opened
the door.
Come in" said Mrs Ames, softly
as timidly | started to withdraw AMI
close tine door.
Yes, come in. Miss - Sorensen.
Philip Ames' voice was strange
there was peculiar. settled quality
int &.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Baptist

f.
MT, Carmel:7.God Is Able the sec
! oAd in the mountain top, series. will
be the subject Sunday morning.
From Darkness Into Light" is the
evening theme. The Chapel Car, Glad
Tidings, is in Bisbee and in this
car, meetings for Spanish speaking
people win be held every night begin
ming with Sunday. Second Corln-
thians is the book TO be read for
Wednesday night. DR.. Bryan will
have charge of the prayer service.
Rally Day will be observed Oct. 2. Be
ginning with that Cunday Cross and
Crown buttons will be given and the
study of Johns Gospel will be start
ed. This is the time we have set
aside tor lone To Win Cne." Have
you won one? Come and worship with
US. CECIL I. GARNETi,
Pastor
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25

Speeding is ''rine" ar.
Love at first sight; divorce at fic6i
fight.
Fools rush in where wise men fear
to wed.
man who admits he is 4 failure
can't be disputed.
For Rent" epidemics make land
lords love children.
A cold bath is improved greatly
by adding hot water.
Bolskevism may satisfy the mind.
but not the stomach.
hobo-is in his pants.
Georgia is having turtle races.
Congress should enter.
Nov watch the eye specialist -,ic ,
against longer dresses.
Now that we have learned to tell
a good Cantaloupe the season is over.
Tie disarmament party menu
should include dog-of-war sausage
At last we l.now why Bill Hay
wood wants to return from Russia.
An oasis is bottle of hootch Gu
tirely surrounded by hip pocket.
They wont have eqGal rights I'M
til they call feminine pa-jamas ma
jamas."
Chicago will publish the age OF
women voters. WIZ not repeal SUI
fcage?
Italy opens matrimonial lottery.
But marriage long has been gam
BILE
Dress reformers are beginning at
the bottom. There is also room at
the top.
When wise man gets home late
he tells the truth and les his wife
WONDER whore he has been.
A tourist can't sleep at hOaie u. ..
less someone throws dust i'll his face
and cusses about roads.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Around The World

Beavers do no work Cor three
months or longer each summer.
The walls Of the keep of the tower
of London are fifteen feet thick.
France has SO sporting clubs for
women.
Nearly 100000 women are engaged
in hair-dressing in Japan.
The ancient Babylonians used TO
wear breaches.
aSl.f, atE, IT IENt
Natives of Java icollect birds nests
made of seaweed/for soup
Inc flrst' map on which the New
World appeared vas dated lTcd
Six million families in the ,aited
States own their own homes.
Nearlins whales are as long as 80
to 81 feet
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25

open daily except Sundays and holt
days from l to 4.
The public is invited to enjoy the
services and the reading rooms.
Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter Day Saints
Women's Club Bldg, Quality Hill
Young peoples prayer meeting,
900 Il m.
Sunday School. 9:45 a. m.
Special talk to the young people, by
the pastor, 1900 a. m.
Preaching, 1890 p, m. iSubiecti
"Who Was the True Successor, JOS
eph,gScn CT the Prophet, or Brigham? %
This will be followed next Sunday
evening by a sermon on Baptism for
the Dead
Members of the Mormon church
are especially invited.
Midweek prayer service al our
chapel opposite Warren Laundry
each Wednesday at 1880 p. m.
The public is cordially invited to
all services.
E. r. DAVIS,
Pastor.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Cf4J!R|} CF4ES
(fAFhsFI1RIl1GsfM

Exercises. 3t' jfl
Adult Bible Classes
11:00 a. IN. Public Worship.
$50 Epwcrth League Topic: Leader,
Gordon Brown.
1880 Song Service-Led by Charles
E. Orr.
500 p. n. Sermon: The Desert
and the Garden,
hearty invitation extended to TIE
public to attend these services.
W. II. SELLECK, Minister
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
EvanaelicaI Lutheran

Services are held in Warren Chapel
across from, C. & A. offices.
Children's Bible class at 200 p. m.
Services at 800 p. m.
Topic: THE Lord Elecs Thee and
Keep Thee."-The pastors farewell
sermon.
After this Sunday Chaplain A. j.
SChlisser Of Camp Harry ]. Jones will
have charge of the mission.
You are codially invited 10 worship
with us.
PAUL LUTZHE, Pastor.
SOL Eight ST.,
Douglas, Arizona.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Cold Storage Plant

DOUGLAS A cold storage plant
large enough to take care of four car
loads OF beer is being constructed in
Aqua Prieta, it was announced yes
terday. Charles Cross, Johnny Hall
and A. Williamson are the proprie-
tors of the plant.
The building will be constructed OF
double walls, one of adobe and one
of wood. Part of re structure will
Ne used to store bottled goods and the
remainder for barrel beer
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Rains In Valley

COCHISE-Heavy rains are report
ed in the southern part of the valley
the last part of last week. None fell
here, but it came within four miles
o. the city. The rain was welcomed
by all who had garden stuff and other
crops, while those who were haying
would rather that it had delayed its
visit until the hay was in stack. 90
it is impossible tfor the weather man
J suit everybody.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Getting Ready

WILLCOA-The Red Mountain Cop
per Company is working a few men
and have made arrangements to re-
p~If roads ana build a stretch of new
road to their properties in the Ora
ham mountains When the roads are
completed ore will be trucked to Will
cox for shipment to the smelters The
ore runs very high in copper and sill
.er and some gold.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Seriously Hurt

WILCOX. b. Cook met with
what might have been serious acct
dent early Wednesday morning. He
was leading his horse at the ranch
preparatory to mounting it. ]. w.
Moore was behind him on a horse.
Moore's horse became frightened and
began to pitch This frightened Mr..
Cooks horse and it ran over Mr.. Cook
throwing him to the ground. In the
fail Mr.. Cocks head struck a rock and
when picked up he was unconscious.
Mark Cook started for town immedi-
ately and brought Mrs. Cook and DR..
Wilson out to the scene. Mr. Cook
was brought to town about noon. He
had recovered CONSCIOUSNESS and the
doctor found that his injuries were
not serious He will remain at home
FOR while until he has fully recov-
we'd from the accident.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Bisbee Presbyterian

Sunday scnool at s:45 a. m, with
classes for all ages.
Young peoples meeting at $50 p.
m. Topic: Missionary Results in
South America"
Public worship at II a. m. and at
7:45 p. m, with sermons by the pas
tor. Themes of sermons: When in
Rome Not Doing as the Romans, Do,
and The Gospel OF the Kingdom
Jesus Messenger"
JOHN C.. L. FRY,
Pastor.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
To Open Up

JOHNSON - Eastern parties inter
ested in the mines at Johnson have
been here on an inspection trip and
ere arranging to make repairs and
taking preliminary steps to reopen
their mines as soon as the demark' for
copper warrants. The mines at John
sen nave been good producers for
more than twenty years whenever the
copper market has been such as to
warrant operations.
WILLCOX-Johnso & Cook ship
ped three car loads of cattle recently
from J \ ,dsburg, n, Nj; FIVE carfoads'
from Sbnoita, and one 'ca- from Hua'
chuca, making q. total. of nine car
loads. Yesterday they shipped six
cars frcm Wilcox, making total
shipment by this firm of fifteen car
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Around The County

Interesting items about persons and conditions
from Tombstone, Wilcox Pearce, Dos Cabezas Douglas
and other Cochse county gathered together each
day by The Reviews out-of-town-news editor.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
SEALS


find your
car in in boats
en-
The asAp isromantic because novel
vi
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Frat Church OF Warren

First Church OF Warren
Sunday School at 10 a. m. Mr. Chas.
G.. Wood, superintendent.
Public worship at IL a. IN. and 1870
p. m.
A cordial invitation is extended to
all our services.
THOS. A. MITCHELL,
Pastor.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25

Editor. The Review:
Considerable agitation is astir and
| am informed rapid efforts being
made to change the name of Warren
to East Bisbee. The question is one
the seriousness of which can not be
quickly determined.
l. is a matter for the people Of
Warren to decide. Every property
owner is especially entitled to a
voice, and until it can be thoroughly
investigated, the advantages and dis
advantages weighed and considered
from every angle, a friendly warning
should be extended 10 the people of
Warren to hesitate before doing any
thing that would commit them to Il
hasty decision which might prejudice
their case, or, at least, cause r,iem 20
feel reluctant to reverse themselves.
Yours very truly,
]. E. CURRY.
Editor The Review:
We have read with interest your ed
itorials and the news items concern
ing the proposed changes and inn
provementS in the district, and wish
TO comment on it.
The booster" spirit is very COM
mendable, we need it--a lot of it
and nearly all the suggestions are ex-
cellent, but there are many things
that need improving more than the
names.
The chan~e to Bisbee Junction is Il
very good idea. The consolidation or
the various clubs and associations I'M
der one name is a move in the right
direction. Lowell is c.5ss enough 10
Bisbee so it will undoubtedly be
made one sometime not far distant,
the post office there is a sub-station
of Bisbee now.
But why should Warren be East Bis
bee Does the committee realize that
10 an easterner. particularly, east"
prefiXed to almost any town. gives
visions of factories, steel mills, rail
road yards. foreiCn settlements or. at
the best. the old has been" part of
town To a southerner il means the
coloTed section. East Pittsburg, East
Buffalo, East St Louis and so on.
Surely we need not be so classed Just
because our town is lin an easterly
direction from Bisbee" They-the
committee claim they ws-u TO be cas-
lily located by mentioning their town.
Obscurity is preferable 10 such a mis-
leading name as East Bisbee. If they
must live 'Cn the may" let them live
in Bisbee.
Warren has gotten along very we'll
under its own name for some four.
teen years. having grown in that time
from barren desert to the prettiest
little town in the state, We have
watched it with pride, and if expl4n.
alton is necessary as to our location.
we are proud to say lit is very pref
ty little town just out of the city OF
Bisbee-a residence town,
Warren was well on the way to ct
ting on the map. at least on the rail.
road map, before the war, and, I'm
doubtedly with the return OF normal
times, will have its own railroad sta
ticn as was then planned.
AS tn the Inconvenience OF the many
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
ELrybody Busy

WILLCON-1he city has been I'M
usually quiet this week. The farmers
are all busy gathering their crops ana
the cattlemen rounding up their cat
tie so that they are easily accessible
- nd winter shipments. The
cattlemen who are not busy on round
ups are putting up wild hay. Mining
activities are also increasing ana
there are few idle men in this locall-
t.. About all who desire employment
can find something to do. The pros
poets for prosperous fall anu winter
are indeed encouraging.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25

South Bisbee Presbyterian
Sunday School 300 p. m.
Preaching 1880 p. m.
Choir Rehearsal, Thursday evening.
r. A. GAY, Minister.
Methodist Episcopal
Clawson Ave-, near High School. &.
9:45 Sunday School Promotion Day
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25

Christian Science
Christian Science services are held
in 1. 0. o. F. building on Subway
street Sunday morning at IL o'clock
Sunday School at 9:45
Subject for Sunday, Sept. 18th, is:
Reality"
Wednesday evening testimonial
meeting at o'clock.
Reading rooms at same address are
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Lowell Presbyterian

Lowell Presbyterian
Sunday School 10: 90 a. m.
Preaching 1900 a. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday eve
ming.
r. a. GAY, Minister.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
Market Moved

DOUGLAS The farmers market
which has been selling fruit, vegeta-
Dles and products of the dairy at r
avenue and Eleventh street will be in
their new market. F avenue and Thir-
leenth street, two blocks from their
present location on Tuesday of this
week.
Mrs. II. A. Hills has leased the lot
ct .Inirteenth and F to the market
farmers and is having the lot cleaned
Eventually screened stalls will be
built for the farmers and a building
nearby will be used on rainy days. A
blackboard will stand in a prominent
p;.cle with a quotation of prices.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25
ST. Johns Episcopal

9:45 a. m. Sunday School.
HOO a. m. Morning service with
address by the rector: when A Man
Denies Himself"
REV. GBO. c. GOLDEN,
Rector
Bisbee daily review., 1921-09-25

loads during the last week. The cat
tie go to California coast points. II
10 al fat STOCK which will be butch
cred without further feeding.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1921-12-13
PERSONAL MENTION.

Mr.. G. P. Weller is on business
trip to Washington.
Mrs. William NELL spent a fea
DAYS N Baltimore with her son. DR.
VIM. Neill, Jr.
Mrs. John Stineburn. of pitts.
Durgh, Pa, is visiting her sister. Mrs
4. S. Grandstaff.
W. B. Davis has painted two large
Signs for Mr.. A. c. Peer of the Peer
less Garage at Rippon, W. va.
Mrs: Willie Mason and daughter,
Miss Mag Mason, of Rappahannock
county, Va, are guests at the Charles
Town Inn.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. B. Setback came
down from Clarke and spent the
weekend with their parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. w. B. Davis.
Miss Virginia Elliott has returned
to her home at Snow Hill a.ser
spending the past two weeks with
relatives in Martinsburg.
DR.. and Mrs. Eugene Hildreth. Of
Charlottesville, Va, came 20 Charles
Town to visit their daughters who
are pupils at st. Hilda's Hall.
Mrs. Geo. NJ. Beltzhoover, Jr..
Mrs. Chas. A. johnson, Miss Anna
Lloyd Baylor and Mrs. Geovs. Moore
motored to Baltimore on Wednesday.
DR.. Beatrice Leedy, of Washington
has been spending few days with
Ter sister, Mrs. T. A. Ramey, who re-
'urned here with her for a short visit
Mr.. and Mrs. Lunceford L. Lewis,
II Harrisonburg, Va, motored to the
county for a weekend visit to Mr..
lewis sister, Mrs. S. Edward Clipp.
lear Shepherdstown.
Mrs. G. G. Sydnor was called to
o Baltimore on Saturday by the ILL
less of her son, Mr.. Granville Sydnor
Who has been student at Johns Hop
.ins. DR.. Sydnor also vert to Bal
more on Monday morning to be
With his son.