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RingCoB Way Into Carp:S
Camp Wonders WhyHarvey
Was Sent Across the Pond

ing me why h" made Georges wear
suspoudcrs. mandy because belt
is bad for fighters visccra when
they are training. SO Georges was
uu the edge NJ the green iu Il oud
sunk a Q nil" putt for A T. Nr
Mhliot and myself had "A pair ~
SKIES and the honest man was down
IN q whi' b made the mole all yV"J
on Ii' Ana give the honest man
the honor which you might say was
Hk" cuhI' TO N"wcusiIc, in.
carp hikes Whispering
/ wanted ask Mr. 'lson what harm
n done fighter To- not wear car
nation perfume, but tho - Hul"
rs q water hole and Georges got iu
10 auI didn't want to interfere
with the count but anyway thI' aiut
mo- golf story and viii mcrily say
that We oub went o holes and I
and Mr M'Il"t "In which wasn't no
fault of the present writer and
Georges had suiNtutc six coupS ana
viii be % mighty Eoo4 golf player
~ h" keeps It up. Also between
toup4 h' Whistles an ih' WHO ana
hlS iavuu'n tune is whispering.
Nhtn W. was thT"uku paying
Nr. NI'H"n called MT Mall't :" one
SIDE ana ruulld'0 ihti MI. Edk''h
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National League.
ERROR BEATS, PIERCE
,ovdrrs' BobblC lets In Dnly Run of
Game with CoSdcn's In the
oil League.

Cosdcn eainod a LUCKY victory
over tho Pierce oil team last even
ing at McNulty park 10y a score Of
20 % iu game that was played in
the shadow of darkness and was fl
ntlly called at the end Of the first Of
the sixth Bruton connected for a
two sackcr In The third and reached
third on an error. scoring the only
run uf the game when Sowdcrs boot
cd an easy tap 81 Murphys bat.
Both Harlan and Williams were In
good form and pitched well, each
allowing hut three hits This evening
~ McNultv park T.. & X. will meet
carter. Score.
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SumuHr, Two base ht---Mr-
Giuni~. Brown Three ha-c hit
NOcllrr sacrifice hits--BroL
Stuicn ticnnctt Ten ON
ba-r---Iul~n >. bc- MOinr- a.
StrucL out--iicck 1. Iukuuottc ,:
Buchicr I INnsc on bali---lI",k I:
IuiHnu,ir 3. Bochlcr T. ne by
pltchcr--BN IuknnoNiC (Nndcrsun
-. Earned runs aud hits--Dtf Beck
. and q In ninth; InkauuNic . aud q
In seventh; none out In eighth;
BOchicr u nni In first Losing
pitcher IiiknnOVic Double plays
Yuma "a Nocllcr; Wuffli Ia McGin.
mis- to Todt mpircS-D Daily and
burnside. Iimc--OuC hour, 30
minutes.
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&. o. =. CdrtOOnist's Wife
Gets DirOrce in Kansas

TOPEKA. Kan, June 2l.-Mrs.
Vera NJ. Reid, wife Of Albert T.
Reid, nationally known cartoonist,
was granted divorce today in
Shawnee county district court on
grounds OF abandonment. Albert T.
Reid has been "A resident II New
York city for several years. II"
cartOoned the last presidential com.
paign for the republican national
Nnmmiflnn.
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summary: Two basc hlt-Bruton.
Sacrifice hit-W williams Double
play Williams to Thayer. Hit by
pitcher-Ey Williams. Spore. Base
on b1lls-Off Hlrlon !. Struck out
BY Harlan 3; by Williams ?. TIM
pirc--Chick HEdon. Scorer-Nor-
man =. Snyder Time Of Eame--onc
hour, II minutes. Played at SIC
Nulty park.
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BENTON liARHOR. Mich. juno
2l-Benuy Leonard lightweight
champion, vii lauiyr here Juno aS
10 complete his training for his bout
Juiy 4 with Sailor Freeman, cnal-
lenger. Of Chicago.
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GREAT &Lck. ". s. juno 2I..-
tn y,ai,idnya aru,lc limited AZ a
pI1u hy which was going TO cra,h
tun rtn Ii thu 1rpru,I'r Damp.
M,U here It the strategy us,d
which wac us follows called up Bob
Edrrru In N,W York and said for be
and his rulf tools tu r,' on the >
u''luDk train next morning and I
would meet him at tho mauhasctt
station and We would $50 somewhere
and swat the little pm aorost tro
green sword
'Irummy WIN tic Stakeholder
1Nlus iu coax Nj Edgron out on
re- EYit course ig uko luting o. song
writer 'o 'h" piano. but put II over
aud DO" showed up aud wr was soon
ENdluE mcrrily ,tstwards along the
turnpike.
AZ We noarod tho french lines !
s1id why wouldn't II be good idea
~ stop ANA ask georges II hr would
like O." ro alonE ana joucr uvcc nous.
Mr. EdE,.u Says IL Waa uN with him
q" w" turned IN at the Mathews
itiw aud was as welcome as l,ttrrs
from france,
! raiy a7 wei cNrlalm 80 tho read
rr ni this ~. that th,ys "a certain
man tu paris that It editor of a big
sporting paper there and a great pal
ut Gcuircs and thiH man once vipItcd
the I. $ and boDamo q great pnI OF
Mr.. Edgr,u and before Georges lcft
france this bird told him they was
"nIy one honest man IN america.
meaning MI. EdEr"u. and for
GcorEos not 10 pay no attention to no
body clso but do what ever Mr.. Ed
gron said. So when georges got here
he looked up Mr. l3dgrcn and insisted
on MN being stakeholder for the
fight.
Nnd they sent Harvey abroad.
Wen, these facts was stored away
IN what laughinEly can my brain
ana that is how Mr Edgrcn como
10 get invited out to play golf A
Erh'r huNS may be exclusive but
ne amt going 10 give the rasborry to
IA" only honest man In a strange
Iand, a specially when that man is
going 10 slip him piltry 5000. 600
l'sf than . weeks from hence. no
or any friend OF that man That
ls the Kind of a diplomat am. and
th"y send Harvey to england
We'll, to make II short story. We
shook hands an around and / had
met Georges pretty uCar . years
ago and IA" pretended like he re-
mcmhcrcd u, but any way him and
HIS friend Mr. Mallot and his train
err Mr. Wilson clumb IN what I
sometimes refer to as my motor and
Georges set on the front scat with
mo but | managed To stay in the
road ana soon We was out to the
north hampstead country club
whore we 41d not sooner than been
recognised when all the boys in
Nassau county run up to grab our
bags. Ihcs" attentions touched nv
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none out when winning run scored.
Nyl'H''"d for N1Erldge iu eleventh.
Jitf'od fur NHylur 90 eighth.
yIat'rl for H.. Harris iu fourteenth.
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Me- r0,


yHatttu fur Supwkoy in seventh.
NsUatted for Ebephand 100 ninth.
Score by innings
Sew York ........ ...... 0Io nn0 olo-.5
.Il,sf0u ptn rlU i0s-'
summary. Tva. base ru--Ruth. PEN
mock. M'nuHky. NcIruia Collins. Three
bias" hits Pipp LIrbuIi. iIur" nun
I,ruuck. Double plays P,cNnrauEH y"
Ward Co Pm. Ha-,s ON balls or rhrr-
Ian l. OF rCuuurk @ struck out iH
Srawkty ! by r,'uock 3. Runs lIrl
ward, Nitt. lIohold M'unHNF
rrar, Rue. FonuocK Error ward
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Burkemen Get Tie in Seventh
But Drop Game in the Eighth
Victory Put on Boosters
Platter by Error Sand
wichCd Between Hits
END ROAD TRIP TODAY



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rn,,cr,d p,,,r t,o,.r.,'. had ANN.
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ronr t-ir The oilers viii I,avn FOR
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y s,ri.s with Wi,lu, AZ Tulsa on
wris,v NJ tbig ,y.ck
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hntil an error hN 'hunlpsoh III ln'
eighth inning mad" an opening roy
three lles MONIES runs Whl'h
broke ! to u" ana c'lh'h'd IN"
contest fer Jack C"ti'yS crow.
pinch by Grant IN IN sane INNING
drove In two or the winning hIn's.
George Beck hni the h"n"r ot
pitching the victory thh' moved thr
.ocnls "a notoh hishrr in lh'ir vhhst
Tor the Pennant hul Yea l're tHll nul
had one sinking tp"ll IN whlrh th'
invaders punch'd thi'' hl'7 OF 'h'n
'iSst TWO runs. .'l't 'n"Ih'I ~
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stolen base ohuEuu. Double plays
Gardner to Johnston. Bases on balls
or McWeoucy I. of Thlc /. struck
out--Hy thle o. by McWconcy by Wlkin-
son I. Runs WambsEauss .. Nunlmakcr.
Chle g Mulligan. Hooper Sheely. Er-
Tors-Johnstun, johnson.
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NTH STRAIGHT DEFEAT PLUNGES OILERS INTO CELLA
Leading Bdffers
TnrIuding ye-terdnys Games.

Five leading batters ~ the majors.
American League.
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In'aE u 20 Totals - ~ -
zIlattcd Tor MrWpcncy VA second.
zzRattod fur Wilkinson IN ninth.
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Cards aud tubs split.
ST LOUIS. June -L-St, Louis and
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Chteaeo

Second rnma Score
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
The Prosecution of Local
Coal Dealers
By BILL PRICE.

Square coal dealers of Washington should welcome the
purpose of the Department of Justice TO enter prosecution
against those charged with being in combine to strange
dealers who sought to sell coal at prices below figures
agreed upon by the alleged combine That's about the only
way the truth will out and the TRUTH is very
earnestly desired by fair in any line of business and
particularly by CONSUMERS 1t is the who has
been getting the worst of the coal deal for the last few
years and he is entitled TO know whether the profteers
the coal mine others.
The investigation could best have continued before the
Senate committee, which is not surrounded by the same
limitations of evidence the courts But if there is
prosecution then the United States attorney for the District
should develop the trials along broad lines possible
so that DAYLIGHT may enter from all directions.
The facts charged of occurrence several years
back and prosecution will deal with that period only Very
great interest would be manifested in what is going in
the coal industry NOW, inside of Washington and away
from here The Department of Justice is the logical place
to start comprehensive investigation, with a view to
WHOLESALE prosecution of illegal coal combines. Why
go fishing for mnnows when there BIG FISH to be
caught!
The history of war and peace profteering shows
clusvey that the handed the first big wallop
at the SOURCE of the industry Yet the has always
escaped and the LAW goes after the retail trade too often
unfairly maligned to the tracks of the MIGHTY in
politics and finance. ....-.-
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
HUM ANISMS
William AthertOn Du Puy-

1t is like reading anthology of Columbia,
Tenn, to listen TO the stories of Lemuel p. Pad
gett. for twenty years Representative in Con-
gress from that town.
Eph Taylor. he says. was a colored man who
grew jealous OF his wife and brooded and finally,
in the dark of the night. slew the woman and
her child while they slept, and slipped away
Fifteen years later a citizen of Columbia was
visiting in a neighboring county and went to the
courthouse, where lawsuit was being tried
There on bench sat Eph Taylor.
The sheriff brought him back and he was
sentenced to hang. but his lawyer got reversal
because he indicted for killing two people
and tried for killing one
He tried over again and IL was decided
to prosecute him for killing his wife. rather
than his child because she was the larger.
In the end he convicted OF second degree
murder and juryman explained that this ver-
dict had been reached because the wife the
second of the two killed.
Sam White was tried for killing another negro
and near conviction on circumstsntial
evidence. The sheriff had made his campaign
on the basis that negro cases should be tried
by negro jures and this one was OF that COM
pleXion.
The attorney for the defense admonished the
jury that. of all the people in the country thou
sands of them. not one could be found who had
seen the murder committed Maybe Sam hadn't
done it. The jury reported that 1t entertained
reasonable doubt to Sans having commit
ted the crime He might have hired somebody
else to do it.
The most outstanding pompadour in Congress
belongs to William E. Andrews, of Hastings, Ne
braska. 1t is supplemented as to face trimming
corresponding vigor earthward. Between. there
is a weather beaten face and below thin and
wiry body The ensemble Is quite different from
that of the average Congressman.
As would have expected Mr.. Andrews Is
not OF the profession of the law that furnishes
the mass OF the legislative talent. He began life
as professor of science in little college in his
home town. They sent for him in the midst OF
his senior year at Parsons College, in Iowa.
1t was odd how he got into politics There
was a state school superintendent who didn't
pay much attention to the men who were
af Mt tinn
1t was decided to go into politics and beat him.
All the folks who attended the convention went
back home and ran for delegate the next time
state officials were to be nominated.
The young professor with the pompadour
deported himself at that convention that he
drafted and has held some position of public
trust ever since. which is to say for thirty years.
He says that every member OF Congress spends
a week year working for his constituents on
adjustment of claims relating to income tax and
this time would amount to ten years for one
Congressman. He thinks speeding up the tax
bureau would be primary relief in Govern
mental administration.
Copyright, 1921. by Public Ledger Coz
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
SOME EYE-OPENERS.

EAMON o SUlLIEABHAlN has
found an eye-language, or char
acter, as told by the eyes. He says
it is:
Black or dark brown-passionate ardour
in love
Dark blue or vioet--grcat anectton and
purity. but not much intellectually.
clear light blue, with calm steadtast
glanccs--cheerfulness, good temper
constsncy
Pale blue or steel colored. with shifting
motion. eye lids and pupils--dcccit-
fulness and selhshness.
Russct brown, without yellow-snecttonatc,
sweet and gentle. The darker the
brown the more ardent the love.
Blue with grcenish tints are not so strong.
~ indicative of these traits, but
slight propensity to grcenish ttnts IN
eyes of any color IL sign of wisdom
and courage.
Grey. or grccnish gray. with orange and
blue shades and cver.vsrytng ttnts
arc tho most intellectual and are In.
diCstiyc Of tho impulsivc. Impression
able temperament; mixture of the
Fangplne and bilious which pro-
ducN poetic and artistic natures.
Iirht brown or yellow-inconristcncy,
Light green-deceit OF codootry-
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
Democratic Party Must
Thoroughly ReOrganize
n EORGANIZE the Democratic
partyf OF course. The recent

partyi OF course. The recent
census, miscalled an election,
furnished about seven and half
million reasons why party beaten
by that number of votes should be
reorganized.
The party leaders responsible, so
far as any leaders were responsible,
for that smashup are tenaciously de-
termined to hold the reins of au-
thority. Do they want to drive the
rickety machine to another such
catastrophe!
The present chairman of the Dem
ocratic National Committee is a most
amiable gentleman. They used to
say of him about headquarters that
he was the best national chairman
that ever came from Marietta, Ohio,
and the measure of praise seems
quite adequate.
Most of the gentlemen active
around headquarters lived. in solid
Republican States, unless they hap
pened to come from south of Mason
and Dixon's line. Those few who
were familiar with Northern COM
munities had not learned the art of
impressing democracy on their
neighbors. Those from Democratic
States were utterly out of touch and
sympathy with ideas and methods
in other States.
All were Bourbons, and after the
fashion of their sort have learned
nothing from the election results.
There could be no more ridiculous
spectacle in politics than this of the
conductors of the disastrous cam
paign cinging to the wreckage of
the Democratic organization, and de-
manding that they alone be en-
trusted with it's reconstruction. They
invited failure at San Francisco. Is
it likely that they will be put in
place to invite disaster a second
time!
The opponents of the theory that
an adverse majority of 100000 con-
The Washington times., 1921-02-15

A paper states, mystery sur
rounds, the death of a taxi pas
senger; no marks of violence
upon him" AS a detective my
deduction is that he rode along
absorbed in thought. Finally.
getting a glimpse of taxi meter,
the STRAIN WAS TOO MUCH
FOR HIS HEART!
JULES B.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
Washington As
Summer Resort

Washington in summer is ade-
quately and enthusiastically de-
scribed in an editorial by Tom
Wallace in the Louisville Courier
Journal. Mr.. Wallace, who knows
Washington through his service
here as a correspondent, writes:
RESIDENT WILSON'S plan to
devote to Intensive rest" in
. the words of a correspondent, a
considerable period after March 4,
when he will retire, includes the plan
of remaining all summer in what
many peevish members of Congress
have called the intolerable and un-
healthful climate of Washington.
Washington in summer really is
no hotter than PhiladelphiS, st.
Louis, Kansas City, Louisville or
any other city between the Lakes
ana the Uull anu DeJWeeH lnc Al
lantic and the Pacific Coasts and
not in the mountains.
If broad urban spaces, beautiful
flowers, magnificent trees, great
boulevards, delightful parks watered
by brawling streams do not make
city tolerable to man in summer it
is because that man is by nature
intolcrant.
Perhaps nobody will challenge the
assertion that in May Washington is
the most beautiful city in the world.
1t has more trees than Paris, more
blossoms than Lisbon, skies as blue
and air rs clean as Bucnos Ayres,
the temperature and sunshine Of
Honolulu. And what are Hyde Park
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
Plant Growth.

1t is said that the length OF the day rather
than the temperature affect the growth of plants.
Iris given eighteen hours Of light every day
bloomed two months earlier than similar plants
which experienced only,the day of natural length.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
REMOVAL or TATTOOs.

You ran an article once on how to
remove "tattoos." I'm an eX-gob,
and came out of the service with my
share of them. I'd like to get rid OF
them. Will one of your tattoo ex-
perts tell me how to do IL safely?
c. II. r.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
HELEN
In dr,,r .,oro ,,indov

Sign in drug store window:
"Will the person who stole my
lot OF thermometers please re-
turn same, as they will be OF no
use to him where he is going.
They register only 40 degrees
ALA.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
4 BAcuELop's REFLECTIONS.

WhCn man marrtes Tor
money he earns ".
Whenever ! hear Of peaceful
married life ! think Of painless
dentistry.
Tho only way To end an srgu-
mont with woman is not to
begin IT. PUCK.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
WONDERFUL EEAT.

A fan, who doesn't sign his
name, sends in an ordinary postal
card. on the back OF which he
has written the words Heard
and Seen" 422 times. including
the numbers before the words.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
Waterpower DEVELOPMENT.

lf the falls Of Niagara were fully utilized It
has been estimated that they would supply
energy equal to 100000 horsepower. while on
the upper Mississippi 100000 such units of
work should be available
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
The Extent of Central Park.

The average person does not realize that Cen
tral Park contains .s43 acres. of which 1876 acres
are in lakes and reservoirs. More than 500 600
trees have been planted The park contains over
ten miles Of roads
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
TRY SMILING.

II you're feeling sort o. blue
Try smiling.
II some friend has proven untrue
Try smiling.
II your trials are hard to bear,
Remember others have their share.
You'll md trouble everywhere,
Just try SMILING!
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
Mr.. B. Baer
INTERNATIONAL OIL
STOCk.

Europe has borrowed on
everything in the world and
has now started to pawn
the moon. stars and planets.
Fortunately for us, an
American star spotter dis
covered Betelgeuse. other
wise we would have prob
ably been forced to lend
Madagascar nine billion for
moving picture rights.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
.KILLED- MAN A FATHER.

Serg't. JAMES R. BELT, (1st
Div. 18th Inf the first Washington
boy "killed" in the world war, is the
proud father of fine young "re-
cruit." Washington papers con-
tained articles and photos of Belt as
the first Washingtonian slain" in
France.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15

Noah was six hundred years
old before he knew how to
build an ark. DON'T LOSE
YOUR GRIP. l..
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
JOHNNY,S MISTAKE.

=
that bottle?
Ma---No. it's glue.
Johnny-Perhaps that's why
can't get my hat of.
EUMEDES BELUS.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15

Speaking of friends, many
young wife realizes only too late
that her husband is also her best
friend. PHILIP EBERT.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15

Financially, Europe is
right out on the sidewalk
now. All the chips in this
game are red, white and
blue. England seems to
think that the U. S. Treas
ury is a public library. A
public library wouldn't last
very long II nobody brought
the books back.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
THE SHORTEST DRAMA.

Here's the shortest drama in life:
Met him. Pet him. Net him.
Get him. Let him go.
slim" HENDRIX.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15

France owes the world
the world. Russia is the
only country willing to pay
us what she borrows. which
naturally makes us sus-
picious. Europe wants us
TO cancel all her debts. She
seems to think that the
Father Of This Country
wasn't Washington, but
Santa Claus.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
YOU MAY MAKE A NIsTAkE.

when you take some girls home and try to
kiss them
They consider you as . cheeky scamp,
But there some who peeved u you
neglect TO,
| have in mind a particular Baby Vamp.
pGJ[ RADFORD,
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
PROHIBITION.

Hive come to buy your mule.
Si-Sorry; can't sell anything with
a kick in it. SCHEYNE.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15

Miss Lite Rary-Are you fond Of
Bacon?
Mr.. Igno Ramus-On!y with eggs.
+. ]. SCHWAB.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
GTDDAP. FIDO.

why all the harness on that dog?
] see no cart he's draggin'."
The kid said: 81 don't need q cart
Because his tails a waggin'."
S. n. UFF.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15

Most any day you'll see in the
paper where a woman is suing a
man for breach of promise. but
you never see it vice versa.
What's the matter with equal
rights here?
l.. A. BICKERTON.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15

Germany started the new
year with a set OF black
specs. six lead pencils and a
dog.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15

AS ] walked out OF tho hen
yard. the hen said to the
rooster: There's the man Tve
been laying for" II. n. r.
The Washington times., 1921-02-15
VALENTINE GREETINGS.

The editors mail contains many
pleasant valentines from contribs
who feel the spirit of "our gang" and
the call of the column. He extends
his heartfelt thanks.
One little girl says: II can have
the blues so badly ! spit ink. but
II and S knocks them right out of
my system"