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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22
MOTORS DO WORK
FORMERLY DONE
BY RAILROAD.
Failure Of Railroad Does
Not Bother Residents
Along Line.

Harrison, Ark, Aug 22.--Residents
along the line of the Missouri and
North Arkansas railroad, left without
rail facilities when the road was
forced to suspend operations on July
81, due to financial ANTIQUITIES, rapid
" are proving that necessity not only
is The mother Of invention but that
when the need arises all available in
ventions are utilized.
In this case it Is motor transporta-
ton.
Several hundred thousand persons
weresaffected by the shutdown Of the
railroad, and it has been estimated
that 100, 900 persons between the ter
minals of the line, Joplin, Mo-, and
$50 smiles, have been directly or indi-
rectly thrown out. of employment.
Already regular bus. and truck lines
between the town along the abandon
ed road and the nearest point on some
other road nave been established.
Between the Arkansas state line
and Joplin several roads cross or par
allel the Missouri and North Arkan-
sas railroad, and the situation is not
SO serious as In Northwest Arkansas.
The same situation obtains between
OS0ASy dlu I1ClSud, ATh. DSLhcGN
the Missouri line and Searcy, though,
there are five counties which have
been left without railroad facilities
Of any kind. These courties have
been forced to establish motor truck
and bus lines to:tsome, railroad point
outside, and in the more. impossible
sections to resort to the caravans OF
covered freight wagons, a familiar
sight twenty years ago, but until re.
Gently almost forgotten. IA,
Eureka Springs, nea the Missouri
county line, US connected with Selig.
nan MO-, by aeood highway. Eureks
Springs in turn serves other towns
south Of it. Harrison, Headquarters
Of the road, has a good road to Beers
ann, ten miles distant on the Mis-.
souri, Pacific railroad. Southeast o,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22

sioner J. N. Hagan as a maturity ~
state industrial commission have
oeen IN complete control Of the Bank
OF North Dakota since it opened Oh
! ~. 1913. Since January 1881
Wlillam Lemke has been associated
Win Win them in this control.
Hcsults OF Management.
AS q result Of the methods used by
men In conducting the business
9! n Bank Of North Dakota it Is
now unabl to pay the just demands
OF It's depositors, according to the
statement OF its own manager which
Is not disputed even. by the organs of
Inc N~onpartisan League,
So the result Of two ears man.
aeement of the Bank Of North
Dakota by the Nonpartisan
league administration is that the
Bank Is insOlvent.
ls 1t common sense to leave in
control of this cuisines the men
whose management has had this ii
disastrous result? Under similar
circumstances would you leave
them In control Of a private hus-
ness In which you were financial
~ interested?
II not the remedy is to remove
them by means Of the recall at
the election to be held In No.
vembeF.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22
FIRST /. ].
NATIONAL BANK

Mr.. Ward Van Arnum left last
week for Rolla. N. Oak. where he
has secured a position with the First.
National Bank OF that place. We we're
very glad to recommend Mr.. Van
Arnum to this place because Of ting
record he made while attending
school. If 0 would like to know
more about the opportunities q course
Of study in our college holds forth ~
young Nor and young women. send
for our free catalog at once. Falf
term starts Sept. 9Th.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22
STATE ADMINISTRATION PROVES
REAL GOLD Mine FOR ATTORNEYS:
SINKIER FIGURES IN REAL COMEDY

- . ..-.| "" F-# s
vouchers to hive done clerical worl
inst, .Paul to aid in the preparatio,
Of the railroad rate case. The $50
paid to Gartner was transferred b.
the state emergensy commission TO
the purpose.
How About Irmke Fund? :
The casual observer might view
with some surprise these items in
view of the fact that Attorney,
General Lemke raised through
the Fargo Courier-Nevss q fund
known as the "Lemke Fund.-" to
fight the railroad rate casa, the
fund being appealed for because,
It was said, the Legislature had
failed to provide. money with
which to fight the rate cases. No
public accounting has ever been
) Fund" 81.
!; The funds which, according to
letters written to the house Of
representatives by Governor Fra
zier, Attorney General Lemke and .
Others during the legislative ses-
sion, yer exhausted, appear to y
y have survived the fiscal year pref
ty well.
balance in the governors special as
sistant attorney general fund at tn,
end of the fiscal year, June 80, o
~$4,77o.5o, which vas pretty well ex
hausted by August 1 by payments t
Simpson and Others: The books shov
q balance in the. attorney general
regular fund on June so of. $5,3o4.S so
which was reduced to $~2,S62.28 O,
August l. 1t is not. known If Their,
are warrants outstanding.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22
400 MARINES
ON WAY TO
CANAL ZONE
Neither Officers Nor Men
Know Duty to Be Per
formed by Them

sh.{-- - I-r----r t.'.- E.-'F Eg.# S.l+#r..a. LlH-Lsyr
Philadelphia, Aug. 22.-The u. s..
battleship Pennsylvania with 400 ma
rines for duty in Panama aboard.
passed out of the Delaware capes to-
day. The exact destination Of the
force was not made known and Of
ficials at. the Philadelphia navy yard
declared not even the commanding
officers know the duty they were to
perform on arrival in the canal one
Rush orders to- prepare supplies
for the marines, who were sent here
from their base at Quanticova were
received yesterday by telephone from
the navy department and navy yard
forces worked throughout the night,
loading the Pennsylvania with equip
ment for q prolonged stay away from
base.
The decision to augment American
forces already in the canal zone ap-
parently r. reached suddenly. as the
Pennsylvania. which was en- route
from New York to Pacific waters. was
ordered to proceed to Philadelphia
and take on the marines.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22
TO POOL WOOL.

Wabasso. Mimi, Aug. 22.-The wool
growers Of Redwood county have de-
cided to pool their shipments this
year n all Of the wool will be de-
livered to Wabasso for shipment on
August %. under the supervision Of
the farm bureau.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22

Geneva.-Former Emperor Charles
of Austria-Hungary and ex-Empress
zita will be permitted to remain in
Switzerland until the end of October
under an agreement reached between
British, Hungarian and Swiss gov
ernments. =
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22

uona1 Industrial conferences. Prfceass
i still So per cent higher than the
July. 1914, level and only 7o,s per-
cent lower than the peak reached inss
July. 1920. g
which dropped IS per cent md iirs
sundriest which dropped III per cent
Food prices, ths report sid, went ups
3 per cent. ss
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22

COST OF LIVING LOWER
New York, Aug. 22.-The cost of
living decreased seven-tenths of one
per cent during, July. according to
figures made public today by the ma
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22
ADVERTISEMENT
HUVER7|SEAEN1
Exhausted
Nerve Force

II from overwork, worry, late hours,
constant nervous strain, or excesses Of
any kind Your nerve force h become
a@fu1 tortures and great devitalising
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yNuxated ITonSSgSwm often most sur
energyilandg endurance In two week
tirne.tStIt not only enriches the blood so
that 1t can furnish Increased nutrition
to he starving nerve cells. but Nuxated
scal constituent Of active living nerve
force and is therefore q true nerve n
blood food. Sa~tisfactory results guar
anteed toyevery purchaser or the manu-
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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22

On lne VOUCHER.
.To advance made NJ 2. n
and senate tnyestIration ~ R.nE
m Moth nakof. and oshe. n.
dustriee-$2SO."
:, M sh. osasar. ana cer mem aIDse1
unnmNr 49, s ~
ssss.sreHaHp - - .aoID Ln.
~ eas4a - u
one. eLE- MsNoe.NuIss" .woaN
Scn..sI 1n5,tsSas 81 sD . @Sooln.y
~ tne 1Cyorneys,
= rns 90 u. nj. sanklers ices
dnstriai cnrcmissian froy, - fun1s
derived from taxation. The dnte
on the yonc3ner for He Iarrer
amount r. Eeh. 9S indirt5nc
thst Al. the time sena4r. RsI-er
made his + A.
dnstr4aJ cnmmtaesnn had slreadv
approved Mr. snkiers hn. IRE
he ~ navm.nt a. 49, - ~
voucher p Is july e. q The Tne date Sn t on
the paymeut Of TIE $3.50 to the
"a Anr11at So. -. -
~.
knowledge Of the payments to
MI. Sankler has caused some surprise
among politicians who have learned
q them, as they generally thought
Mr.. Stnkler was being rewarded by
appointment as special assistant attor-
ney-general or special attorney in
many Nonpartisan counties since the
legislative session.
u Attorrer Wan r-.~
- -.
one "no the record OF
psyment OF money to lawyer by the
administration probably would figure
tnat me iawyers ought not to Kick on
n $ls license tax after seeing how
generously 2 Few attorneys have been
treated.
Bowen f1asco Costly.
Leslie Simpson drew ~S3,956.31 for
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-08-22
UNION I
COLLEGE

Thacker d Hughes, Principals
Grand FoFkA North DakUt1
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08

with the advent of opening Wednesday in the leagues Bridgeport fans their ale or the Grimes twins stars who have been and Giants respectively.
 Accoroing to word from the Windy City ked upon as Johnny with the information gained dcCann on the Cubs training IaVor Ray been battling Barber who season; Tom Whalen 'ON--9
 
 It at his of oict permanent alth 0a1ng the illness of to 5sapp the ex-oca nacaw picks him the ~ - ~ --'~ 7@-- ANOTHER STF1aDATAN-WEAFER
 Fight fans ana ana aa Weafer in the future Billy smith, Weafers ylew or putting show Another
  doubt of West End the Norwalk battler
 birthdays today, while EIughey he hal
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
Lefty V0zoza Has
 Star Movements

With First Baseman Rodriguez due to join the Brown Derby squad today Manager Eugene McCann will have a score of players and a number of rockies who are working out on their own hook in the hope of landing a place on the local team or getting a recommendation from McCann to go elsewhere.
 Ed Stauffer, the chunky Pittsburgh athlete, reported yesterday, confident of having a good season. Stauffer donned his uniform for the afternoon session and even took a turn in the box Eddie Lennon was another of the local twirlers to earn good sweat.
 More praises are heard of Arnold Yam, southpaw twirler, who is also a first baseman. Vann appears like a natural ball player and moves about critics predict big things for him. This is not Vann's first appearance in hte Eastern League. Last season he was with Chief Bender's Indians for about month, but was let go by Bender after sustaining an injury to his knee cap.
 Four Catcilers Have Goods.
 McCann's four candidates for catchers are coming along fast Sens tack, a Naugatuck recruit, is display ing lot of pep, and Smith, Kelly and Ford also look to be carrying eHS SooNS- koAhllu $ peSSIHS arm IS in excellent shape, but he took few chances with it yesterday.
 Buck Lai is just as fast as ever, is the verdict of the fans. The Quaker City athlete is a glutton for work and never has an idle moment He is always in action, batting them out or scooping in the grounders
 DICK Loftus commanded attention yesterday afternoon in right field where he pulled off couple of sen sat1onal catches in the single paw act Loftus and Gene Martin are gong to make a fast pair, according 70 Gene McCann. Purcell and Mo Mourn, pair of recruits are also pair of expert fly spearers.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
Rectors Win
 First Contest

Outplayed at every stage of the game the Y. M. H. A. basketball five was defeated, B to 16, last night by the Rectors in the first of the series of games for city titular honors. The second game will be eplayed Sunday afternoon in the Y- M H. A. gym Buckley, CreteIla and Dondero starred for the victors.
 In the preliminary game the Y. M. H. A. Jrs. trimmed the Rangers, 26 to 23. The Iineups:
 Y. M. H. A.-Kaplan, Rockowitz and Bailey, forwards; Guberslzy and Schine, center Mooney and Fitelson, guards.
 Rectors - Maher, Crete1Ia and Buckley, forwards; McGran, center; Dondero and Rowe, guards
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
BOXING SHOW MAY NET CHEST FUND
 $2,O0O IS HOPE
Local Boxers Provide Comedy for Casino
 Audience - Referee Jack Dempsey
 Arbiter in Bogash Brothers Exhibi-
 tiOn-BaII Game Tomorrow.

Police Patrick J associates in the
  last night which will be turned to the
  in.
  before appreciaive audience which a by the bureSque by
  0 round refereed Dempsey who introduced Announcer Jack Me surprised DeIpseys tn1id1ty
  explained he dd not dare risk setting injured by h e. wal Jack Bridgeports popular patrolrnan Com Salvation Army seconded Louis Io- 
 Young Ahearn and
  Terry declared brothers other performers Johnson Johnny Red" Allen Joe Billy Dunn An
  With assistance of ackM he Main the  will fund still at
  going to the Chest fa9a4
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
NeW Ring JOb
 For R. Leonard

New York, April S-Iooks as though Mir. Benjamin Leonard, the worlds lightweight cham pion, was getting ready to see the other fellow take the xvaIlops while he sports a pair of white flannel trousers and counts the doIeful ''ten'' over the unluclxy ones who happen to get in the way of a lucky punch.
 Benny received a license as a second yesterday in the list of names given out by the Boxing Commission, along with 20 other handlers of fighters.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
Andy Yin, Sends
 Regards To Fans

Andy Vim, former Chinese player on the Bridgeport team, coming here with Buck Tai and a member of the famous Chinese University team of Honolulu when it toured the United States, is still playing the grand old game in Honolulu, according to Lai.
 The Bridgeport third sacl1er a few days ago received a letter from Yim asking that his best re- gardS be scattered among the many friends he made while play ing on the local team.
 Yim is prospering in business, playing ball and coaching the Chinese University students on the side,
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
EXPELLED PLAYERS
 ORGANIZING TEAM

Chicago. April s-Members of the White Sox club who were released because of indictments in connection with the 1919 White Sox-Cincinnatf world series scandal, are organizing a team of their own with the object of playing clubs not in the major leagues. The players are Joe Jack eon former soutfielder; Charles s-SwedeH Risberg. former shortstop. and Claude Williams, former pitcher; Fred McMullin. third baseman and Oscar Happy F-e7sch. outhelder.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
Pin Juniors
 Are We'll Fortified

The King Pin Jrs. claiming the 1S- year-old championship last season. will again put a fast ball team on the field. In the lineup will be a trio of pitchers-Teddy Goody, Billy Crea gh and Dick Drew. The catchers are Steve Serfuzo, Anderson and Martin; infie1ders, Bub Lancas. Tad Lancas, Walter Bartheney and Eddie Ovelup. The outfield talent includes Costello. Reilly, Holmgren and White. The club will meet Sunday morning at 10 O clock
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
Umpire Klern Will
 Not-Start Season

Richmond, April S-Bin Klem- vet e<an National League umpire, will not be able to start the season owing to the injury he sustained from a foul tip in Atlanta which developed into an incomplete fracture of the tEbia with contusiors.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
HOME RUN BAKER
 MAY QUIT TANKS

Chester, Pa. April S-''Hone RJu'' Baker of the Yankees has received an offer nearly equal to that carried in his New York contract to play four games a week here. The player is disturbed over Judge Iandis' de- mands and may quit the big leaguers, it is reported.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
BASEBALL THIEVES
 AT NEWFIELD PARK

The season for baseball thieves is also in full swing at Newheld Park since the Brown Derbies inaugurated their spring practice, according to Secretary Jimmie Kelly Many balls that are lifted over the fence are grabbed by young players who sl1ee- daddIe away with their trophies be- fore the ground squad can apprehend them Look out for the police" is Kelly's warning.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
ALIEN AND RECTOR BOUT EXCITES FANS

The bout scheduled between Johnny s'Red'' Allen and Owen Young Rector at the Columbia, A c. smoker next Monday night is creating consid era.ble interest among local boxing enthusiasts Allen is training daily at the Acorn A c. and a slashing battle is expected.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
Midget Smith
 Gets Decision

New York, April S.-Midget Smith was given the referees decision over Jack Sharlxey in their fifteen round bout last night at the Manhattan Casino after the judges disagreed.
 Micky Donley of Newark was the winner over Jimmy Duffy in the ten round seIni-final.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
BURMAN- MOORE
 IN RING TONIGHT

Toledo, April S-Joe BurTnan of New York and Roy Moore of Chicago and St. Paul, are here ready for their 12 round no-decision bout at the Coliseum tonight They are to weigh 119 pounds at 8 o'clock this after noon-
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
STRATFORD LEGION
 ON WINNING END

The American Legion basketball quintet of Stratford, defeated the Blessed Sacraments by a 24 to 19 score. The playing of Buckley, who scored Hen points, was the feature. The hneups2
 Legion-WiIliams and Clinton, for wards: Light, center; Buckley and Wheeler, guards.
 Sacramerts- and Se1tenick, forward; Jepson, center; Delmore and Williams, guards.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
fii Or
 Lewis May 22

The next big boxing show of the Brid geport A. & A. will be staged in the open air arena on the night of May P, according to Matchmaker George Dwyer. Soldier Bartfeld or Ted stKid' Lewis will be the op- ponent of Louis Bogash in the star bout
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
J. HARPER SHOWS
 WAY TO STERBACK

Joe Harper excefled Joe Sterback in a nip and tuck duckpin State titu- lar series last night on Kelly's alleys winning six out of the eleven games. The scores:
 Harper - as 1o7 e4 90 III 10s 1os 100 96 s5 Se-1o92.
 Sterback - 76 100 93 96 95 121 e4 S3 116 107 97-107S.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
BENDER'S PLAYERS
 RAZZED IN MACON

Macon, Ga, April S-Like the Yale players the New Haven Eastern Leaguers and Chief Bender are being daily razzed by the natives. The champions are said to be itching to get away from this burg
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
Letters For
 Hockey. Team

Following are Bridgeport hockey players to receive their letters: Ryan, See1ey, Mansfield, Mckeon, Dunn, Kalnan, Grey, Cooney and Christian sen. Coach Godfrey has presented a bill of S52.50 for services to the executive committee of the athletic body.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
SCHEDULE MAKERS
 TO MEET SUNDAY

If tentative plans go through the Eastern League schedule committee will meet Sunday in Spring gheld to adopt the 1921 slate of games, ac- cording to Secretary Jimmy Kelly of the Bridgeport club.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
Close-Ups Of Local
 Pennant Hopes
WHO'S WHO?

EDDIE LENNON, PITCHER

LENNON,
 in a Parkd 
 IT. he He is oneo he ngi 0 N0N0- oN
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
JOHN McGRAW l9:
 JENNINGS IS 50

Norfolk, Va, April S-Hughey Jen- nings, Giant coach. is today celebrat- ing his 50th birthday. Yesterday, Manager John McGraw reached his 18th milestone.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08

Another fast boy in the bunch is Stark, a Jersey City semi pro, who was sent to Manager McCann with high recommendations.
 The squad is quartered at the Golden Hill hotel.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-04-08
CHICAGn

CHICAGO Benny Kaufr, Giant outfielder. has been declared ineligi- ble to play in organized baseball by Judge Landis owing to indictments charging him with the. theft of an
The Washington times., 1921-10-20
G,h's';1hEAR!D.' D ..s, :sSEEht:1
S9nbb BY Dill PRICE o~
OUR NEW HOME.
By DILL PRICE

So hero We arc with the
greatest bunch OF funmAkcrs
in tho world. squat'inK In .
mighty fine place for tho time
Of our lives. "lsint We Got
Funf" ought to mean some
thing TO us now.
But we mustn't iot the fun
cartOonists get the best OF US.
Every contrib must be ON his
toes. and every prospective
contrib must get into action
that We may Keep pace with
the best. Heard and Seen Is
open 10 EVERYBODY. IL be-
longs 10 thousands Of ardent,
loyal fans. The regular con-
tributors understand that they
must match their wits against
all-comers. The best has first
call, no matter who It's from.
Our paragraphers. poets,
artists, joltesters, rhymesters,
have wonderful opportunities
In our new home. They're not
going 10 let their rivals on the
page bedim the glory Of the
q. o. @.
The Washington times., 1921-10-20
KING TRUTH.

Don't be tOhat you amt,
Jes' be UhGt you Is.
II you is not tOhat you am,
Then you am not tohat you Is.
If you're just a little tdd-pole,
Don't try TO be a frog;
If you're Just the tad,
Don't try TO i0Gg the dog.
You can aliOdys pass the plate,
If you can't e1hort or preach.
II you're Just little pebble,
Don't try to be the beach.
Don't be What you amt
Jes' be tohat you is,
For the man loho plays 1t SQUARE
is A'GOIN TO GET HIS.
SOUTHERN SLIM.
The Washington times., 1921-10-20
OUR UNKNOWN
HEROES

Dear Dilli We Americans msss be
lacking ia ordinary 60 SAY nothing OF
Wise ssthias more heroic than ordin.i
numerals 90 doslxnats ths asmoloss sol
a Sisr. whs - snns.iirr ne rrsinsiy s.'s their
Convicted criminals ar. dsb~ssd by
Our dead soldiers may 10 a.mslsss. bu.
remembered fsT whst thsy did.
name which might ssi..siy express
crosse. s: % TIA, '1S nars Where & Ii sn.y % i.@.h. n
mother Of every son whose body lie: in
sana.S lssas sssss sss % sos h:', sns I.'.ss s
family name 20 be engraved on one Of
the markers, thus preserving hh mem
s 5ohs as' sis as@a. say asis.a: .ss such VIII wi.
Aiken. Defender" being engraved ON
esch stone" "Defendsr'r 10 be the sur
name Of all the Immortal host.
JOE CoSKLIS.
JOSEPH. DEFENDER"
Think not he is uak,sop0n,
Who nameless keth here;
Think not he lacks renoVn
Who rests beneath this bier.
Millions WiH call him "Son"
W." CuV NV" DfoItoIJ
"Friend'-
Who knoO What he has done
To guard US alL-dete,ld.
Tho none can speak has name,
Nor tell his native State,
In homage throngs proclaim;
"He died as die the great"
"His life, this nanteiess soldier
gave
Mankind from future strife to
SdUe.
U'S o'opIoue aft nobW bestoWed,
He found this lonely, last abode.
- =" rs 0pLDss, done With
War,"
He rests IN peace no hate can mar.
The Washington times., 1921-10-20

Omar Is getting more moderate
each year. a newspaper, n jug
Of water, a loaf Of bread, and
thou. PAUL WHITE.
The Washington times., 1921-10-20
WHO'S WHO

the famous stenographer, who can
typewrite without chewing gum.
She claims that after long training
she can work almost as well as II
she kept her jaws working on chicle.
Her services are in much demand
with grouchy employers, and she
names her own price.
Miss Goode now contemplates the
heroic sacrifice of going without
powder on her nose during working
hours, as many bosses have been
known to sneeze on too close contact
with nose powder.
"His face is his fortune"
Said some gent Nth chin,
Bat "his feet are his fortune"
Applies to Charlie Chaplin.
HARVARD.