The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1921-01-14
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lad she said: "And SO this is little
Walter? My, my! What a big boy
you've grown to be-. wouldn't have
believed it possible.
"Mother", said Walter when the
visitor had gone, doesn't it pass your
comprehension how persons in whom
ore would naturally expect an ord1-
nary degree OF intelligence appear to
believe, all history and nature to the
contrary, that the children of their
ACQUAINTANCE Will always remain In
fants and persist in expressing sur
prise when they observe the perfect
ly natural increase in ones stature"
Satisfied understand, remark
ed Mr.: Callahan to his friend Mr..
cooney, that the Judge fined ye ten
dollars for assaultin Couchlin the
ether day.
sEIe did,, answered Mr.. Cooney' al
It was a proud moment, I'll tell ye'
whin heard the sintince".
aHows that?
s1'm thinkin' continued Mr. Coon
ey shot it showed which OF US had
the best Of the fight
go
Easy to Fool 'Em.-How come you
to get that gang Of city fellers to cene
ont and spade up your farm?" in
sca se,r,red Glen Joter of the grizzled oie
farmer .When i drove by they was
a-spadin' all over the place.
.eyyen. I wasn't feelin' like worsin
inyserfp, replied the s. o. f., $50 sorfa
sinsinuated down at the poH,' posto'Hees
t,other day that Ishad seen a fe'iei
. q, bnrying something that looked like q
CATION, Of ncker luther night
Real Coa7etsy.of course they
,sw,ndiea me oufrageously in Paris,
hui III say that they were mn ghty Ess-
ise about it,.
Yes. they are a courteous people !.
zone chap, especially, the worst
ba nait Of the lot-he was very easy'
. but took twenty minutes OF his tine
! helping me look up words in my eng
,ish-French dictionary, 50 that ]. eoeia
' tell him Just what / thought OF hl'n ,
Hired Mans Property" say,
seesInm, this, IS an Infinitely better
proposition tnaa the little rattlins ma
chine you had last year"
Farmer seedium-"But it aln'f
nine, Mr.. Rendix;; ! amt got no car
any more. Such things as gasoline, oa
an tires got so plum high I last
couldn't afford keepin' no car. This
,ere new one belongs to Jackson, my
hired man
Amsricaniziag Hin,s-In an An,efi-
canizations class in one of our large
cities. Archiiles gonglis, Greek, fifty
years old, was called upon to feelte
the oath of allegiance, .nd did SO
promptly.
n pledge allegiance to our flag and
the Republicans fos which it stands .
Life.
Martyr of Her eoavieticn.-" Alice
observed Myrtle, has suffered mitch
tor her belief. go:
.sIndeeds' asked Miilicent, lifting
her eyebrows III polite curiosity.
what is her beaief?"
.sTha. she can wear number tour
shoe on q number six foot, was the
cruel reply OF Myrtle.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., too
high, exclaimed the corner tobacco
mist. "a few years ago we could at
fors to put out chromos Of Ethel Bar
rymore and Jim Jeffries with PACK
OF cigarets.. Well, they've cut out the
pictures now, ard hew's kid going
to get an edacation?''
Nice Old Lady-"Will you kindly
tell me il the lady who writes THE
Mothers Page every week is IN.
want to tell her how much have en-
ioyed reading her articles on The
Evening Hour in the Nursery"
Office -aThat's him over there
with the pink shirt, smoking pipe.
How He Gained CONFERENCE.-THE