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The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11
ANNOUNCEMENTS


To the Republicans of Morgan Co:
hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the Republican NOM
iuation to the Office of Trustee for
Morgan County for the next two
years. | submit myself to the ac-
ton of the Republican voters at
the coming Primary. | have serv-
ed you faithfully and honestly. |
pledge myself to give you my best
service. l thank you for your sup
port. Respectfully,
GEO. II. BUXTON.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11
For Circuit Court Clerk.

To the Voters of Morgan County :
hereby announce myself can
didate for the Office of Circuit
Court Clerk, subject to the will of
the voters at this coming Republi'
can Primary to be held December
10, 1921.
have been life long Republi-
can, and never have asked for any
office before.
became invalid from fever at
the age of 10, but have at all times
been self supporting by teaching
and working at anything l could
get to do.
/ promise the people that if | am
nominated and elected | will do
my best to serve the people with a
fair and impartial administration.
| further promise that will
stand by the nominee.
Soliciting your support, | am,
Yours truly,
E. R. BUNCH.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11
For Sheriff.

.. To the Republican Voters OF Nor
gan County:
hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the Republican nomi-
nation for the Office of Sheriff, sub
iect to the action of the Primary to
be held December 10th. I ask you
for your support. Should l be NOM
mated and elected 4 pledge my best
efforts to the enforcement of the
law. I will at all times. with tideli
ty, carry out the orders of the
Courts given in my charge and will,
with promptness, without fear or
favor, execute all process placed i'll
my hands, if within my power to
do SO. viii show every favor and
courtesy to law abiding citizens con
sistent with the duties Of the office,
and to the people in general, every
respect to which they are entitled.
Respectfully,
GRANVILLE DAVIS
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11
For Circuit Court Clerk.

To the Voters of Morgan County:
thereby announce myself for the
Office of Circuit Court Clerk, sub
ject to the primary election to be
held December 10th, 1921.
If nominated and elected | pro-
mise a faithful performance OF the
duties of the office. I have always
been a republican and worked for
the party. Thanking you all for
your vote and influence, remain.
Yours Respectfully,
L. HI. SCOTT.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11
before this primary,
Respectfully,
ROSS H. WILL IAMS
For Sheriff.

To the Republicans of Morgan Co. :
I hereby announce my self can
didate for Sheriff of Morgan County
subject to the will of the voters at
this coming Republican Primary to
be held December 10. 1921. II | am
elected I promise to fearlessly do
my duty with no friends to shield
or foes to fight. If am defeated |
will stand by the nominee.
Soliciting your support. / am,
Yours truly,
w. r. ENGLAND.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11
For County Court Clerk.

To the Voters of Morgan County:
l hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the office of County
Cour, Clerk, subject to the will of
the people in the Republican pri-
mary to be held December 10, 1921
l earnestly solicit your support. 1t
is nv purpose to see all the voters
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11
NONRESIDENT NOTICE.
In Chancery at Wartburg. Tennessee.
No. 1887.

In Chancery at Wartburg, Tennessee.
No. 1887.
STATE OF TENNESSEE
Office Clerk and Master Chancery
Court, at Wartburg, Tennessee, this Oct,
goth, 1921.
WILLIAM OSBORNE, Complainant,
VS..
SARAH OSBORNE, Defendant.
1t appearing from the bill filed in this
cause that the Defendant, Sarah Osborne
is nonresident of the State of Tenn
essee; and it further appearing that pro-
cess cannot be served upon her by
actual service.
1t is therefore ordered that said De-
fendand enter her appearance herein
the First Day of the next term of said
Court, to be held on the Third Monday
in November next (Io2I), and plead,
answer, or demur to Compliments bill.
or the same will be taken for confessed
as to her and set for hearing ex-parte,
and that copy of this order be publish
ed for four consecutive weeks in the
Morgan County Press.
R. A. DAVIS. Clerk & Master.
By H. o. SUMMER, D. c. and M,
1(l-I1-zl
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11

To the Voters OF Morgan County:
I hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the Office of Sheriff,
subject to the will OF the voters in
the coming Primary to be held Dec
ember TO- 1921 If nominated and
elected I promise to do my best to
make the people good Sheriff.
CHAS. w, HUMAN.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11

Republican Primary to be held
December 10th, 1921.
lfIam intrusted with this office
| will put forth every effort to show
my appreciation by faithful per-
Torrance of all duties required of
me. and will always try to uphold
the integrity of the Republican
party by strict adherence to its
principles.
Yours for service,
CLINTON ( ROBBINS
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11
For Superintendent of Public
Roads

To the Republicans of Morgan Co.:
hereby announce myself as
candidate for the Office of Superin-
tendent of Public Roads, subject to
the will of the Republican Voters
to be expressed in primary to be
held December 10th, 1921.
I have been a life long republican
and if nominated and elected Ishall
serve the people honestly, faithful
ly and impartially. Thanking you
in advance for your support and in
fluence, l remain,
Yours very truly,
M. M. GOAD.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11
For Superintendent of Public
Roads.

To the Republicans of Morgan Co:
I announce my candidacy for the
nomination for Superintendent of
Public Roads for Morgan County,
subject to the action of the Repub-
lican Primary to be held December
the 10Th. am Republican and
have always supported the nominees
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11
For Circuit Court Clerk.

L hereby announce myself as a
candidate for reelection to the
Office of Circuit Court Clerk, SUBJ
ject to the result of a primary cleo
ton to be held December 10th,
next. Thanking you for all past
favors and assuring you that | will
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11

again appreciate your support and
promising if nominated and elect.
ed to make you an honest, faithful
and efficient official, / am,
Yours truly,
CHAS. ". SUMNER
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11

To the Voters of Morgan County:
| wish to announce myselfa can
didate for nomination for the
office, of Register, subject to the
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11

Yes, we do JOB PRINTING, as
good as the best letter press work
turned out in any city. Write or
cal for estimates. New faces.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1921-11-11

Pay your subscription in order
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science.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-25

vsak jich ubyvalo, pon6vadz Sc
dokazalo, re Sc vojenske sluz-
be mnozi vyhnout nechteli. Ia
kovym zpusobem pocet jmen
sbehu a domnelych sb6hu
zmenSil Sc ma $4,000, pon6-
vadz take asi 164, 200 sbehu by
10 jiz zatceno, Cd ceryence
1919 do dneSni DOLBY Ma 49,
900 domnelych sb6hu dokaza-
10 svou neVinu.
Tedy vSichni ii, kdoz Sc do
mnivaji, re mohou dokazat sVo
il loyaEitu a re sc zlovolne ne
Vyhnuli vojenske sluzbe tim,
ze bud slouziii v Geskosloven-
skych legiich, anebo line spo
ieneckG armade, anebo re byli
jine, podStatne duvody, proc
Sc nemohli hlasit k voiensk6
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-25

Jake to byly skoly- v dobe. 10.
menskeho, jez tento chtel zlep-
sit We vsech podrobnostech, Jak
vyznaceny.
Nejznameisi z knih Komen-
skeho je "Orbis Pictus" 0 nlz
Sc ma "a to, re byla prVnl o.
.brazkovou knihou detskou a Jl--
ste prvnim uzitlm. obrazkl pro
Skolske vyueovani pri uzitl IRA
ku, tedy nazorneho vyucoVanl.
Orbis Pictus byl pokusem
zjednodusit povzbudit ucenl
z latiny. Plan byl ucit sloVtlm
predmety, ktere mohly ditky
vid6t. Byla to zvirata, clovek-
jeho pohyb, ohen, voda, vltr,
zeme, oblaka a vsecko, co dalo
Sc znazornit obraZem ma jedne
strane a podle slovem latin
skym a vysvetleni V mater
sk6m jazyce. Uchylovat Sc K
naSemu materskemu jazyku a
snaha pc nazornem vyucovani
dnesnim, mohlo by Sc pojmeno
vat, re jevi Sc snaha, abychom
Sc Ike Komenskemu aspon pfi-
blizili.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-25
POSLEDNf PRiLEZITOST
VYHNOUT Sc ZAZNAMU
JAkO VOJENSKY
SBEH.


Mloilo ceSkOSlOVenSkych
mladych muzu obdrzelo w
zvu dostavit Sc k vojenske po-
vinnosti V americke armade,
kdyz Sc byli jiz prihlasili k
CeskoSlovenske Legii nebo k il
nemu spojeneckGmu vojsku.
Jmena techto mohou byti "a
znamenana V listin6 vojen-
skych sb6hu a proto jest nutno,
ably podnikli kroky, ably jm6-
ma ieiich byla vySkrtnuta.
Sveho casu Ceskoslovenska
Sekce Amer. Cerv. Krize, Is
West 37th Street, New York
City, N. Y, vymohla 81 prime
rozhodnuti, re nikdo nebude
veden jako voiensky sbeh, tre-
bas Sc nehlasil k vojenske sluz-
be ma ucinenou vyZvu, kdyz
dokaZe, re slouzil V jine spoje-
necke armad6. Bylo by tedy
Iaz&tdoacno, aby kazdy teskoslo-
vensky voiin, ktery slouzil V
kanadske anebo Ceskosloven-
ske Legii, oznamil to IL mist
niho 6radu vojenskeho, kdyz
chce Sc vyhnout tomu, ably byl
veden ma listine jako sbeh.
Depese Z Washingtonu, dato
vana dine IS. brezna oznamu-
ie, ze Sc poskytuie posledni
prilezitost mladym muzum, "a
by dokazali svoii loyalitu. Pro
hlaSeni vydal adjutant gene
raj Harris. III, kdoz by Sc mo-
hi dommivat, re byli by pova-
zovani "a sbehy tim, re Sc Wy
hnuli draftu a jsou toho pre-
sv6dceni, re byli by povazova-
nj ia sbehy nevinne, necht
vSecka fakta ZaSlou ma Adju-
tant General Harris, Washing
ton, ID e.
koncem tonotO mesice Zacne
War Department zaznamena-
vat, kdo pravd6 muze bytl
povazovan "a sb6ha a kdo Sc
vvhnul vojenske Sluzbe zloVol-
| ne a jmena Ia budou potom
! dana Go vereinosti, budou "a
slana mistnim uradum, statni
policii, mestske federalni, de
tektivnim agenturam a kazdy,
| kdo nebude moci prokazat, re
nevyhnul Sc voienske slu2b6
zlovome. bude volan k zodpo-
Vodnosti. Sekretar Weeks bude
zadat Kongres Spoi. Statu, ably
Ipovolil dostatecny fond ma W.
placeni odmen We vySi $50 to.
mu, kdo doda sbeha prisluS-
nym uradum.
Pocita Sc, ze nyni ie as
$150,000 linen muzu, o nichi
neni dosud zprav a 0 nichz sc
MA "a TO, re Sc vyhnuli zlovol
ne vojenske sluzbe amerlckt
armade a proto budou jejicf
jmena zanesena do listing she
hu a Verejne publikoVana, kdy,
zaVcas Sc nebudou starat a ne
dokazi, ze jejich imena do Ii
: stiny nenalezeii.
} Generalni adjutatnt Harri
, ie 81 v6dom ,toho, &c ie mnoh
tech jeste, kdo isou uplne ne
; vinni . chce Jim poslTtnou
pfilezltost, ably svou loyalit
: dokazah. Puvodne bylo ma i
j. stine 100000 imen. pozde.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-03-25
kOMENSkY - PIONYR MA
( ZORNEHO VYUCOVANI.


Washington. - Komisar Wy
utovani Spojenych Statu vyza-
dial 81. ably den naroZenln Jana
Amosa Komenskeho, 2S. brez-
ma, byl oslaven We vSech vereJ-
nvch Skolach americkych steJ-
ne Sc vzpominkami V Ceskoslo-
venske Republice. National Ge
ographic Society vydala tento
bulletin tomto slavnem mo-
ravskem VychoVateli, autoru
prvni obrazkove citanky PRIV
MIN zastanci vyucovani vede
We Skolach
Zrozeni noVych narodu oby-
6ejne vytvoruje narodni uoNe'
hrdiny. V novych statech ev-
ropskych nejen re budou po lie
tech oslaVovani muzi, kteri
hrali dulezitou ilohu V jeiich
osvobozovaci akci, nybrz move
nirody mali umyslu uctivat,
opozdene sice, pamatku Wy
znacnych muzu z dob jejich IL
tisku.
VSimneme 81 ma prlklad Ce-
skoSlovenske Republiky, Zem6,
jez zvlaSte Sc zajima Ameri-
cany cd Prohlaseni sye neodvi-
slosti, psane V hotelu We Wash
ingtonu, ID. c., a kterez pro-
hlaSeni neodvisiosti bylo tax
zhuSteno, re by Sc veSlo do Bo-
stonskeho casopisu cele. Usta-
va jeji ma mnoho z formy naSi
Nlady.
Muze to byt jaksi predzvesti
miru V Europe, re Ceskosloven
sko 81 vybralo "a jeden q hIav-
Mich svatku den narozeni niko-
liv bojovnika, ami politickeho
vudce, nybrz vychovatele.
Cte-li Sc O Komensk6m, cite
Sc mnoho pansofickych Sko-
ZACH, nazorne methode vyu-
covaci o naturalistickem po-
letl vychovy. Chcete-li obdrzet
ziveisi obraz o tomto pfedbo-
jovniku, predchudci Rousse-
aua, Frobela, Pestalozziho a
Montessoria, snaztc 81 predsta
Wit vasi Skolu Y nasIeduiicim
svetle:
Dltky musely vSecken cas- We
novat vetSinou ucenl Sc zpame.
Ii stranky unavneho hrozne-
no teXtu, vSecko vyucovanl mu.
sclo Sc dit cizim iazyce (la-
tlnskem), neucilo Sc o predme
tech, nybrz o abstraktnich We
cech, malo Sc ucilo o tysick6n
svete, detshJch dennlch zku
Senostech an2bo 0 okoli deti
nevyucovalo Sc v6de, ami prl
Todni, zemepisu, o zivocisstvl
ancho o ptaetVu. Zadne sloyo
kteryn Sc jmenovaly predme
ty, jez ditky nevidely, nebyl
illastrovano obrazky, nebyl'
detsk6 zahradky. telesneho cv
teni. nebylo hen . nedbalo 81
zdravotnlctvi yubec.
Dovedete-ll 81 pfedstavit ia
kovou skclu, gedy pochoplte
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
WHY PERCHERoN is POPULAR
Breed Adapted to All Kinds Of Farm
Work, and Exceptionally
DoeiIe and Sensible.

The modern Percheron is very popu-
lar with the American farmer because
he is an easy keeper and an early
maturer, is hardy and vigorous, but
dOelle and sensible, strong, active and
we'll adapted to all classes of farm
work and city use. America had a
preference for a black horse which has
led to the production of darker colored
horses, but, as is evidenced by some
of the leading shows Of recent years,
there is a tendency to revert back to
the original color, that beautiful iron
gray. It is a good thing that this
is true, for minor point like color
should never detract from the value
Of an otherwise good horse.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. Kilmers Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
1t is a physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is a strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years.
1t is sold by all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has SO many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Klmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper Advertisement.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
Cured His Love spasm.

1 was a "freshie" in high school and
almost Immediately upon entering, fell
violently in love with my algebra
teacher. even stayed hours after
school to make up work" just so that
Icould be near her. One day 1 could
withhold my sentiments no longer and
I blurted out sentences and sentences
Of alteration all in one breath She
seemed not at all unnerved and after
l had finished she merely thanked me
profusely and said that / must come
to visit her at home some time. She
was positive would like her husband
and two. little boys quite as much
Chicago Journal.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
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4HG)GlLK.
WOOL AND MUTTON COMBINED
Experiment Station Established at pu-
bols, Idaho, 70 Solve Sheep
Problems.

prepared BY the United States Department
OF Agriculturel
Sheep breeders, ranchmen and ami
NAL husbandmen from six or eight
states went to the United States sheep
experiment station near Dubois, Idaho,
this year for the annual shearing.
Keen interest attaches to the work
done by this station, especially by
those who are alive to the Importance
Of producing, If possible, breed that
shall combine weight in mutton and
excellence in fleece, with special refer
ence to market demands for fine or
coarse grades of wool. In the shear
ing this year, just reported to the De-
partment of Agriculture, the RambOuil-
let's scored highest. The report shows
these results:
Average Weight Of Wool per Sheep.
Rambouillets ............,....11. lbs
CoIumDias ....sss......ss...1 0.S5
Sorrleoa4es '...s.s. ....s.s.. 1908
Corriedale grades ............10.00
The station at Dubois was estab-
lished by the bureau of animal indus
try in 1917 to conduct experiments
with which it was hoped to solve some
Of the big problems in range sheep
business. With only little more than
three years experience the specialists
do not consider the results sufficiently
conclusive to warrant definite asser-
tiOn in favor of or against particular
range practice, but the work has at
tracted the attention of sheepmen
everywhere, and is expected to become
increasingly important as the expert
ments develop.
sit is quite generally agreed" said
one Of the sheep husbandmen, "that
for the main part Of the range sheep
country of the northwestern states the
type of ewes obtained in the first cross
between the long woods and the fine
woods is very desirable stock eve.
We appreciate the fact that fine wool
rams were most popular in 1919, and
that this was due in part to the high
price of fine wool. Even should fine
wool continue to sell above coarser
grades, which Is doubtful, we still
could not afford to neglect the lamb
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
HOWAT DEPOSED BY LEWIS
President Of international Mine Work.
ere Union Removes Kansas
Leader From HE Position.

Declaring the laws OF the Inter
national Mine Workers union were
being violated in Kansas, President
John Lewis of the international union
sent an order to Ptttsburg, Kan,
suspending President Alexander NJ.
Howat Of the Kansas district and his
administration, and setting up a
provisional organization, headed BY
George L. Peck, local member Of the
international executive board.
Announcement was made by John
Fleming, acting president Of the union
In the absence of Howat, who with
August Dorchy, union vice president,
is serving a six months sentence in
the Cherokee county Jail for violation
OF the Industrial court law, that the
provisional administration had not
taken charge and would not be per.
mitted to do so for the present.
President Lewis suspension order, II
was announced, was due specifically to
the fact that HOwat and other union
officials had failed to comply with a
ruling of the recent international con-
vention at Indianapolis ordering the
striking miners in two Kansas mines
to return to work.
A large body Of Kansas coal miners,
meeting at Franklin, adopted resolu-
lions upholding the administration Of
President Alexander M. Howatt. Res
olutions also were adopted declining
to recognize the provisional admins
tration created under President Lewis
order.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
Welcome information!

Silas COrntassel was sitting on a
pillow in a field thinking of his income
tax, and the money he had to pay the
government for the same. AS he
chewed on a piece Of straw he saw a
friend and neighbor rushing through
the field toward him. When the man
reached him he exclaimed breathless-
ly: you're wanted at home right
away, 81. Mrs. Corntassel has just
presented you with another rebate of
your income tax."-Exchange
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
Dry books may satisfy a thirst for
knowledge.
Upset Stomach,
Gas, Indigestion
"Pape's Diapepsin" gives
Relief in Five Minutes

"Pape's Diapepsin" is the quickest,
surest relief for Indigestion, Gases,
Flatulence, Heartburn, Sourness, Fer
mentation or Stomach Distress caused
by acidity. A few tablets give almost
immediate stomach relief and shortly
the stomach is corrected so you can
eat favOrite foods without fear. Large
case costs only few cents at drug store.
Millions helped annually.-AdvertisO
ment.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
PREPARING FOR SPRING PIGS
Good Idea During the Winter TO Ar.
range for New Pastures and
Lots-Praetiee Rotation.

Ii is well to plan new pastures and
lots for the spring pigs. For next to
disease, worms probably cause the
greatest losses. The larvae of the
various types Of infectious worms lie
over in the grass and on the ground
for months. A mudhoIe may be full
Of them. Rotation of pastures and
lots is a good practice in raising
healthy pigs.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
subnormal Men.

I'm afraid we are going to lose
this case" said the fair defendants
lawyer.
What's the troubleT"
"Our clients been on the witness
stand for the last 10 minutes and not
a single one Of the jurors seems to
be aware that she has a neat pair of
ankles. Birmingham Age-Herald.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
AT AN ADVANTAGE.

"Eou think motion pictures show
the actor at an advantage%
Decidedly" replied Mr.. StOrming-
ton Barnes, especially in some of the
more primitive communities. When
the actor appears only as photo
graph the audience, while it may make
unkind remarks, finds 1t absolutely
useless to throw things"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
Came to the Rlnht Man.

First Artist-Well, old man, how is
business?
Second Artist-Oh, splendid Got
commission this morning from q mil
liOnaire. Wants his wife and chill
dren painted very badly.
First Artist-Well, old man, you're
the very man to do that for him.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
ARITHMETIC

Wiley; George, dear, would you
mind helping me with a little BIT Of
arithmetic?
Hubby: Not at all.
WHEY: Well, II we pay the cook
all the wages she wants will we have
enough money left to buy anything
for her to cook.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
Writing for a Crowd.

Harold, l wish you wouldn't be
quite so scOrnful Of all hair that isn't
golden"
Don't you like my letters, dearT'
"Of course do. But some Of the
girls l shOW them to haven't golden
hair"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
The Reason.

First Taxi DriVer-There amt as
many people killed now as there used
to be, 1t seems to me.
Second Taxi Driver-No; nearly
everybody owns a car, and there amt
enough people to go arOund.-Way.
side Tales.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
Most Of Them Do.

His voice actually trembled when,
he took the oath of office"
ut was a solemn moment"
'"True, but 1t was also his first ex-
perience as a public servant. After
he's been elected to Office a few times
he'll swear as glibIy as a colored wit
ness in a Crap-shoOting case"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
Fired!

at is said of the late Andrew
Carnegie" began the efficiency ex-
pert impressively.
81 won't have thisT stOrmed the
self-made boss. eff he was late, dis
charge him at once"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
Usually.
The worlds all right,
Just plod along;
It's usually the man
That's wrong.
The Enotlat

There's no denying that Bill has q
pretty high opinion of himself. He
thinks he is one man In a thousand"
mot If know him, he dOesn't-he
thinks he's the other &c.,"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
pootor,a Little Mhsazn

"But doctor, I'm in no position to
undergo an operation for appendicitis"
Aren't you fiat on your back?"
"Of course"
swell, that's the correct position"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
Quite EnolIsb

"of what use is cavalry in modern
warfare?" asked the examiner at the
military college.
Il really couldn't say" answered
young Archibald Fitzvalentine. "un-
less 1t is to impart tone to what would
otherwise be a mere vulgar brawl"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1921-11-17
Then II Went

WHAT Johnson working again?
thought he'd retired with a conpe-
tence."
HE did; but the minute he retired
his wife knew he had It,"