Evening journal., 1921-07-08
KEYSTONE HOT SHOTS
BY ONE OF THE
NIGHT OWLS

We certainly feel greatful that we
have at least one club in the city
among our friends We take OF
our hats to the Ninth Ward. We
want all our members to know that
they we're the only ones that stuck
with US at that All-wrmington
League meeting last week.
Jackie Hindsley was on the Job at
last nights meeting. He has be-
came a great rival Of Parliamentary
George Allen.
Joe O'Rourke is on the job as
financial secretary. This is the man
we should have had on this job a
year ago.
While some OF our members were
visiting the other evening they hon
estly believe they saw out long-los.
quoits and punching bag hanging on
the wall. II they will call around
we will donate them tn e QUOT
boards.
Clarence (Cy) Young entertained
the members at last nights meeting
His latest was in the parkside and
Eden series.
There's one thing We can't under
/ stand how some Of these jazz hounds
can scrape up 35 cents about three
times a week and yet they can't pay
dues.
p,-e-,, nF,-iro % ,n,r,- v,,,,-t t,....
a coat TO go frog hunting. Grandpa
Watson sure went after (How m
talkin' Judge)2
Chas. "Kentus" Hayes has thai
faraway look lately. We 'spose she
is on her vacation.
We hear Bucky has started cellai
4 training Watch your step. Bucky
cellar training often leads TO rhuma.
tism and that Is a very bad ailmen
for a box fighter.
Honest John Maloney has ceased
"cuttln' and slashin'. We guess IN,
reason is that his playmate. Alvin
has reformed. Smilin' John hai
also been sporting a 1920 almos
new sunbeamer. Wonder what hap
pened TO the 1904 Katie He, He
Wonder what our old friend Bii
Jim Barclay was celebrating on tn
Fourth. Was il our Independence
or your coming Dependence. Jamesy
Let the bells chime joyous like sex
ton. All the X + G. boys are ex
pecting invitations Jim.
Jacky Heinzely must have joine,
church. why? Well he appeare,
at the meeting Tuesday looking yer.
hoiey.
-Hee-Red Unsworthl Wher
did you find that snow-white mul
you were driving last saturday even
ing IL came near as hair kick
ing the brains out OF a couple O
our most prominent members. Bet
ter send Il 90 Soldier Stokes Circu,
- He can use the tricky critter.
One Of our old timers has resum
ed active membership. Gentlemen
\, I take great pleasure in introducin
Walter (Deacon) Moore.
b Speaking OF ball players Bah
e Ruth. Ty Cobb, Eddie Collins etc
: will have TO look 10 their laurels a
our Old ctntet fielder STANLEY ia
made a wonderful comeback Ye
- sir. he dropped seven flies almost a
= 7 pretty az AAAHA AAN 1A4NAAn NaANlAN
butterflies and we have a sneakin
feeling that his marvellous comebac
Q got us boosted out Of the League
Never mind Stan. we got our none
. back through you.
0 Just a word TO parson (Beans
Q Marks; Next month is a bad mont
y for some people. So we would ad
o wise you 70 stay away from all store
- dealing In rope.
; Not being content with secondin
n boxer Of a rival club a very ugl
O rumor is going the rounds that
o prominent former boxer advised nj
4 man TO get his opponents head u
o against the wall and foul him q
o much as possible Such proceed
Q ing we cannot understand. Ea
plantations are in order2
2 What seems to be the matter wit
John. the sign painter? He doesn
, come around any more. We won
der II he is travelling or is playin
hermit
Wuxtry. wuxtry. Whatsamatter
/ Old Gimme, have you got and Il
/ me have Joe NJ. He has sure noug
gone to work Glory be to Jehosa
phat. Maybe Sam will have som
cigarettes Now.
He was seen in overalls,
Now he IS making daily calls,
II For repairs upon his?
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