The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-06-06

own! contributes w. 5. 10 friend R1q'S col
yum. $50 the teddy bears won't gnaw OF the
tops. That's all l can think OF just now"
That's plenty. We suggest that w. S. try
getting out a colyum OF his own. It may aid
him in setting his mind on something else.
HENRY USES DAYLIGHT SAVING; THAT'S
WHY HE'S so FAR AHEAD OF THE
REST OF THE WORLD.
Mac: see b. tn Argus va have fords of the
vintage of 1928 in Rock Island Already. Lsn:
1928 FORD TOURING, NEW BODY AND
tires. $275. r L 1919.
How's how! va don't often catch 'em as
nice as that. e. w. L.
THE appointment Of Lord Byng as gov
ernor- general of Canada brings happy mem
Tory. You may recall that he commanded the
Britishers who drove, with the aid of tanks. an
eight-mile wedge through the German lines to-
ward Cambria. We shall never forget the Ella
ton Of an associate in the office where we
worked when that news came. The Italian
debacle had just occurred and a kaiserite had
been In the habit Of inquiring each morning
- to the news from Italy. Our friend glee-
fully impaired the news from Cambria. Il
guess" be shouted. as the crestfallen German
departed, that double-dashed Hun won't be
from Italy'?' We could have Rugged him
How to Extinsuish and ExtinguisheF.
Bushnell Corr, Galesburg Republican
Register.]
:. The chemical under driver Harry
Albrecht was promptly on hand but Rex.
Lomax was on hand with Pyrien extin-
Guisher and lady who lives In the flats
threw some clothing over it and kept
saturating the clothes with water which
kept the flames down until the extin-
guishers arrived and the blaze was then
put out in short time.
UNTIL Saturday night our intention to vote
nd On AcNv Avvn n.,A
picked up the paper and found he had asked
us ito voluntarily go" to the polls and support
him no lost vote. An innnitive-splitting pres
ident is bad enough.
l"COMPETITION is THE STRIFE OF TRADE.
Sir: The exubriant clothier painted this on
. fence board between Astoria and Browning
Cllo: "Condit Certainly Sells The Rags!" The
great JOY OF the assertion was cooled some
what when his competitor added thereto: But
Deisen Sells Good Clothes" Rather crude
but bally good joke. doncherno?
THOUGH we build many wheeze On the
typographical vagaries of our parent sheet sell
dom are W at . loss to understand how thay
occur. But oomeone will have to explain h
Ius how the three-column head. Dedicate Com
MUMMY Scnool Sunday. CHANGED to appear
ovsE me Dun comic IN Saturdays paper.
THE DEVIL ONLY KNOWS!
/ SA. IL 0Outu 0ouO3 (lnQ.) Dig cemetery
there II a band stand. What signiHcance do
lyou attach to this? May we expect some
LOT these days to sec The Tombstone (Mex0. al
your string. decorated with bass drum and !
TUBA? -CAIIIOpE
CAI4.lOPE suggests Che suggested It some
time Ago) that when Fanny Butcher vrots
Her tongue has been scalded by its freezins
grip she may have bean thinking Of Milton'1
line I'm Paradise Lost. And cold performs Inc
s6set q IRE.
ENCLOSING pamphlet describing "Ar
Ideal Summer Tour" to England, Scotland. Bel.
GUM. France etc-, at IN "inclusiye rate" q,
$7SS. Willie Green asks, why don't You sor
Impadsnt thing!
i sFULERo.
The makeup man declared With growis anl
giAres.
your colyum's short dozen lines at le.st,,
And
frantic
haste
down
stairs
10 write this stun 70 satisfy The beast,
WE give God the glory and move ON i
1toAtoe things" writes Rev. u. b. Arnold q
10scAen. 8. D.. IN secular publication.
WHILE ~. On the other hand merely 90,