The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-11-13

never be told that thoy were to be /
seen and not heard. OF all sem /
trnces that crawied out OF hell. / |
think that II the rottenest. Forget ~ (
Now, / win tell you some "dpnt's.' /
Don't tell your children what YOU |
don't mean. Don't wait on them /
too much and don't make them I
wait on you all the time. Don't /
break a promise. Don't talk about |
your neighbors. Don't hurt their |
self-respcct by punishing them when /
~ present wait until the !
company n gone and dust them II |
they need ~. Don't oyerdrcss thom l
because YOU are able, and thus
shame your neiEhbor who has a big
brood that hasn't got 80 much as
you, for u Will make your kids feel
that they are above his and this will
create strife and enmity; don't do
that
Another thing: Don't give them
task they can't perform, like a
woman ] heard Of who lives down
south. she sat looking out Of the
window and she saw "A carriage
drive up. and In It n woman with
all her brood She said
Great heayeps what have | done
that she should inflict her presence
on me IN coming hore unannounced
Children, hurry up, take that chair
out. Take this kimono and get the
other one. Hurry up" and 80 on
and the woman caller come up the
steps, and she rang the door bell.
? She went to the door and said
"How do you do. Mrs. Brown, / am
delighted to see you and l am so
glad you have brought the children.
why. my dearie, why ] am 80 glad
10 see you"
Smack Smack Kissl
Take off your things and now
we will have Il good timer
She did 40 and the kids played
London Bridge Is Falling Down"
drop the hupdkerchief, and then
they ehad some refreshments, and
then She said:
"Now we will have our luncheon"
And after luncheon they sat there
wind jammlng and her visitor said,
| We'll, l must 20. l promised my
husband / would be home early"
She said: Don't hurry; | am en-
! joying your visit"
| She said ;"No. must CO." so she
/ coupled her train and prepared TO
steam out.
She said Don't wait so long be.
fore you return again. will you.
! dearieY"
! "Well, goodbye"
Goodbye
(kisses all the children.)
After the woman had gone she
said, Heavens! bring me the smell
ing salts quick l know l shall
faint"
Caught Him IN Lie.
And so, as the Kids were Juggling
the chair and stuff back into the
parlor they brought In a little china
dog-about that long-and she said
WHO broke that dog? Tommy did
you break it?" y
ALBERT. did you break It? Doro-
thy, did you break III Dimple, did
you break III"
zone OF you children are lying
to me, and / promise To find out
who IL is. Now, who did it?"
Finally one of the Kids turned
Btate's evidence and fastened the
crime on another culprit. She took
him by the ear. led him into back
room and busted h!m, shock him
mp and said. do you know why
punished you? Oh-h It hurt
mama worse than 1t did you!"
Cut that old bunk. That's stale
stuff forget Il! And she said, "Dc
YOU know why did it?'
mot for breaking the dog, al.
though. IL was an heirloom: my
grand fathors grandfather, whC
fought in the Revolutionary war
gave II to me-" she said. Il hav,
punished you for lying to me.
Where did he learn it2 I'll tel
you where he learned to lie--h,
learned IT from his miserable ole
M lying mother lie heard what sh'
said when the carriage drove up
Where did the child learn to lie
From his old lying mother.
How old are you. my boy,
asked "A friend OF mine Of a llttl'
fellow.
lie said 81 am z at home. a
school and I on the street car.
We let the moral training 60 Il
cur school teachers. have move
aspired to hold but one office; tha
Ia to be q member of the schoo
, board and the first thing | woult
, do would be 20 raise the salary o
, tho teachers and pay them J.
! months a year,
at is n disgrace the salary W
! pay our preachers and public schoo
, teachers In America, the TWO indis
pensable people on earth. tn
average wage Is less than $500
year. 1t is SO a day for the teach
. ing year and 1t is si.sO aeday 70
/ the calendar year on the average
! There are II states where the sal
! AIRY Is less than 5000 year an
l two states where the average is les
than S250 n year, Why? Whc
, our teachers go in In the fall thei
! checks look ike roses, when the
come out. my friend, they look liz
a lilies and they are anaemics, the
y are bending over thS, miserahl
nonentity that bears your nam
= trying 20 poke something into hi
, empty head.
= We have taken from -our schoC
/, teachers the right to iick our Kid
!, and they don't get licked at hom'
!, No wonder they boss you befor
n they have sprouted long pants!
| never got a licking At schoC
- that | did not deserve. but hay
:. good many, my friends, that ar
:. coming TO me yet that | got ava
:. without. When I was a Kid an
: went to school always wore thre
: pairs OF pants. My children ar
!, imitators,
" A follow gave a friend a mine
" dog n water spaniel A little late
i on another fellow gave him a "a
terrier, one day the fellow say