Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1921-05-21
Inter Mountain
Editorial Hilites
Selected for Western Newspaper Union
Service by X. A. G. and G. b. w.

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If you business is not worth adyer~
tising, advertise 1t FOE sale.-Ashtoh
Qdaho) Enterprise.
Fishing for suckers is the simplest
thing in the world Merely advertise
something for nothing and let nature
take its ourse.-Layton (Utah) News.
If the bolshcvk dictator of Russia
keeps up his present record he will
go into history as having been killed
more often thaa villa, -Winnemucca
(Nev.) Star.
Teachers in our schools still insist
that the world Is round, when as q
matter of fact 1t Is just about as flat
on its back now as 1t ever has BEEN
Price (Utah) Sun.
The Nampa people say that AFTER
the city election Is over and school Is
out they don't know what In the
world they will have to scrap about
M"'eian (ldaho) Times.
A Los Angeles woman has been sent
- Jail for beating her husband 1t Is
sery unladyllke for a woman to beat
up her husband. We do not approve
of it.-Rupert Udaho) News.
Herbert Hoover insists that there Is
no such thing as oyerproductlon. II
would seem TO the most of us that
Mr. Hoover Is not familiar with tho
ethics Of political economy. Wendell
Udaho) Irrigationist.
Greeks and Turks are busy captur.
ing whole divisions at time. That's
one thing about those eastern wars
each side captures more men every
week than were ever In the field on
either ELY (Nev.) Times.
Mary who gleefully left the farms
and rushed to the great cities a year
or two ago are now vending their way
sadly back to that haven from whence
they failed. Three squares and
place to sleep again look good to them
Parma (Idaho) Review.
Moonshine whisky caused a drunk IN
pocatelo few days ago to shoot his
way ont Of his room and flee to the
foothills, where he was later captured
by sherIff's posse. This gives fur
ther evidence that II moonshine
doesn't kill its victim In due time,
innocent peoples lives become endan-
gered from its effect. Preston
Qdaho) News.
The young lady in Los Angeles who
was called down in dance by a po-
hcewoman for wearing her skirts 10
inches high and smashed the police
woman in the eye, later landing in
iail on charge OF assault, ought TO
move ont Of wicked" city like Los
Angeles and move to this locality
where skirts are up 16 plus.-Garland
CUtah) Globe,
The way TO Amerieanize Is to be
gin with yourself Go to work at
some honest job Save some OF your
earnings. Pay for what you get. Do
not unload yourself on your fellow
citizens in some public job for which
yCd have no preparations or ability.
Be modest and courteous. Park City
(Utah) Record.
Evidently the recent experience Of
one Charles of Hungary indicates that
the time has not yet come when for
mer kings can Of their own volltion
sustain any claim to their former
thrones. This presumptuous Haps-
burg was politely but firmly told to
forget It and hurry back into the OBJ
security from which he temporarily es-
capped Jerome Idaho) News.
Former Crown Prince Frederick OF
Germany has requested the Dutch tax
collector to exempt him from taxa
ton. This Is plling it on with
vengeance, says the Sacramento (Cal)
Union. The remainder Of the civilized
world Is grooming under the costs OF
the war which he is credited with
launching. Perhaps Frederick Is
showing us a sample of Teuton humor.
For heavens sake get rid Of that
agonlzing look you are carrying about
on your face, and replace 1t with
good, old-fashioned smile. What the
world needs just now are smiles and
not frowns-laughter and not tears
hope and not dlscouragement If you
are financially short for the time be.
ing, the chances are ten to one it's
your own fault-you don't save dol