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The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
McADOO FOR DISARMAMENT.

Former Secretary of the Treasury McAdoo endors ,ery strongly the movement to bring about the di armament of the Nations through agreement, and tf ltterance of an endorsement of the movement at tn ime when Senator Borah is pressing his resoutio equestng the President to call a meeting of th towers to consider the question, is regarded ignifcant. ~ Speaking the other day before the National Leagr if Masonic Clubs, MT. McAdoo said:
 Disarmament or bust is the problem that faces the people of this and every other land. The nations of the world engaged in competitive armament thing that breeds The time has when must secure remedy sanctioned by all the nations. I don't care whether you call
 it League of Nations association whether President Harding was for or against 1t and President Wilson cham pioned it.
 I wouldn't have America disarm unless have understanding with the other powers unless have agreement If agree on that sort of thing-disarmament
 and preserve the relative strength of all nations concerned, then there will be danger.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
Boy, Page Mir. voIstead!

Boy, Page MT. VoTstead! Why not appropriate about $4,000, 900 and equip a band of sharpshoot CTS with rifles so they can get out and pick off the grasshoppers and keep the nasty things from making hops this summer
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
Good News!

"One-stepping is not dancing. It is nothing more than walking with a crook in your back. Anybody that can walk can dance a one-step-even man with a wooden leg."-Adam Breede.
 Huh! If it's that easy we have a notion to hunt up Corn Fed and go one-stepping right away.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01

If MT. Bryan actually has decided to enter Flor ida State politics and become candidate for Senator in that State it will mean that lively politics will be continuous performance down there.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01

That old precautionary slogan, Look before you leap probably originally intended for the guid ance of people contemplating matrimoney.-(T Toledo Blade)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
Ho, Hum!

Ho, Hum! What a difference it would have made, muses Herman Herog, if Adam had had chew of tobacco in his mouth when Eve tempted him with the Apple!
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01

After all the old world has gone through of late getting slapped by a comets tail won't occasion a great deal of unrest.-( Macon Telegraph
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01

Mir Harding urges economy. Why not begin with the Government Printing office, which turns of stun that nobody reads?-( Birmingham Age Herald)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01

How Do Va Git That Way! Jim Gitgood lives in Sprin City, Tennessee.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01

Our Daily Special. Calling It An "Embonpoint' Won't Make It Look Any Smaller.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01

Speaking of beer medicine William Jennings Bryan says-but who cares?--( Philadelphia Record)
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01

Names Is Names. Germany Maiden lives in Chenoa Kentucky.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
6ing-go!

"I believe in a place for every thing, and everything in it's place." said Mrs. Gabb.
 But bedroom is not the place for a rocking chair" growled MT. Gabb. "The ding-blatted thing is never in it's place when you get up in the dark"
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
Retiring.

Retiring.
 Your husband seems to have a re- tiring dispositidnv" remarked the New Boarder
 "Yes," replied the lady who ran the boarding house. ''The lazy loafer spends half his time in bed, if that is what you mean"
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
Ouch!

A man named Button, who lived in Tennessee, owned lot in the local cemetery. He died and his wife noti- in the family lot. This was done A week or two after the burial Mrs Button received this bill from the grave digger
 "One Button hole-$3."
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
Fooey!

Fooey! Cold storage egg, you make me sigh! find I have been stung. But, though you may have fooled my eye, You cannot fool my tongue.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
Is That Sol

"T let golden opportunity pass this mornings" said Jones. '
 How was that?" asked Smith 1
 CT had a chance to flirt with a blond, but I didn't take it." replied Jones.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
Police!

"I saw Frank hooking his watch this morning in order to get money to take his girl to that dance to- night said Charley.
 "Huh!" said Charley. That's a case of going to three balls in order to go to one, isn't it?"
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-06-01
BITS OF BY.PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer

Enquirer Ho, Hum! What a difference it would have made, muses Herman Herog, if Adam had had chew of tobacco in his mouth when Eve tempted him with the Apple!
 Boy, Page Mir. VoIstead! Why not appropriate about $4,000, 900 and equip band of sharpshoot CTS with rifles so they can get out and pick off the grasshoppers and keep the nasty things from making hops this summer
 How Do Va Git That Way! Jim Gitgood lives in Sprin City Tennessee.
 Good News! "One-stepping is not dancing. It is nothing more than walking with crook in your back Anybody that can walk can dance one-step-even man with a wooden leg Adam Breede.
 Huh! If it's that easy we have a notion to hunt up Corn Fed and go one-stepping right away. 
 Bing-eo! q believe in place for every thing, and everything in it's place. said Mrs. Gabb.
 But bedroom is not the place for rocking chair" growled MT. Gabb "The ding blatted thing is never in it's place when you get up in the dark"
 Fooey! Cold storage egg, you make me sigh! l find l have been stung. But, though you may have fooled my
 eye,
 You cannot fool my tongue.
 Retiring. Your husband seems to have a re- tiring dispositidn," remarked the New Boarder.
 "Yes," replied the lady who ran the boarding house ''The lazy loafer spends half his time in bed, if that is what you mean
 
 Ouch! A man named Button, who lived in Tennessee, owned lot in the local cemetery He died and his wife noti- fled the grave digger to open a space in the family lot. This was done. A week or two after the burial Mrs Button received this bill from the grave digger "One Button hole-$3"
 Is That Sol "I let golden opportunity pass this morning." said Jones. How was that?" asked Smith. i CT had a chance to flirt with a blond, but I didn't take it." replied Jones.
 Police! "T saw Frank hooking his watch this morning in order to get money to take his girl to that dance to- night" said Charley. "Huh." said Charley. That's case of going to three balls in order | to go to one, isn't it?"
 Names Is Names. Germany Maiden lives in Chenoa, Kentucky.
 Our Daily Special. ] Calling It An "EmbonpOint" Won't Make It Look Any Smaller.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
MRS. NELLIE WO0DSF0RD
SPEAKS TO MOTHERS

East Boston.--At % Lamson St,
Mrs. Nellie Woodsford and her chill
dren now live happy and grateful to
DR.. True's Elixir. Mrs. Woodsford
says "My bowels were out of order
and my breath was bad. had ter
rfble headaches and 1t seemed had
suffered years before your DR.. True's
Elixir was brought TO me-. After a
short time was myself again, my
bowels were all right and I'm full of
gratitude 1T may interest you TO
know also that once since my young
est child was terribly sick and II was
u serious case. We all have your
Elixir to thank for relieving her of
stomach worms"
Dr. True's Elixir. the Family Laxa-
tive and Worm Expellcr has done
wonders for children and grown.ups
since 1851. Pleasant to take, mild in
action.-Ady.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
IN THE GOVERNMENT SER
VICE AT LANGLEY FIELD
Something to Ease Pain
Was Much Needed

The following is from man in the
Government Service, Mr.. G.. NJ Chase
who formerly lived in Massachusetts,.
In letter from Langley Field, the
famous Government Aviation Field,
Mr. Chase wrote as foll0ws.N
I'VE have used your Mysterious
Pain Ease for the last II or 10 years,
while living In Massachusetts. Can II
he arranged so we could get Il direct
from you by Parcel Post Would ap
ipreclate il very much as we do not
know how to get along without II.
(Signed) G. NJ. CHASE.
Care of Govt. Field 0thce,
Langley Field. Va"
! That Is very strong endorsement
Of Mysterious Pain Ease, the Justly
celebrated Scotch Liniment Simply
apply Mysterious Pain Ease to the az
fictcd part and you will DO surprised
at the immediate relief. II relieves
Inflammation and stops pain.
People who know about II always
keep 1t ON hand
People who use 1t recommend Mys
FERROUS Pain Ease for the pains OF
lumbago, burns, stiff neck. neuralgia
ncurltis. rheumatism, muscular cold,
where the chest, back and shoulders
are in pam, sprans Of all kinds ant
pain arising from Inflammation, My.
terious Pain Ease takes the sting
pain and itch out OF insect bites.
l.eading dealers sell "Myater on,
fain Ease" the Scotch liniment ol
can get II for you,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
More Odd Names.

The roll call Of odd names that
was published In recent number OF
the Companion has prompted sub
scriber to send us few additional
oddities that have happened to come
TO his notice.
John Splitter. he says, was to-
hacconist; A. w. Soper was a bar
her and +. Kornman of course was
a chlropodIst. On the other hand, .he
Clay Real Estate company did not
limit its activities to one variety OF
soil, but dealt impartially In all, while
Professor FIdler, although music
teacher. made the voice and not the
violin his speciality. Mrs. Toothacher,
whom fate appeared to have marked
for profession Of dentistry, COM
pletely missed her vocation by becom.
Ing a dressmaker; nor was Mr.. Drink.
water a teetotaler,-Youth's Compan'
Ton
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
Most iIlustrlous Corpse.

The Dorset (England) village OF
Worth Maltrayers, which is to be sold
by auction, has few claims to fame.
The most Illustrlous corpse In its
churchyard seems to be that of one
Benjamin Jesty, who died In 1916, and
who was the first person who intro.
duced the cow-pox by incubation,
and who from his great strength Of
mind made the experiment from the
COW on his wife and two sons In the
year IVA Most readers will agree
with Sir Frederick Treve's comment
that 1.-THE epltaph says nothing Of the
greater strength OF mind shown by the
wife and two sons In submitting them
selves TO this hazard, nor how It came
TO pass that the lron.minded Benja.
min did not first try the experiment
upon himself - -
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

gave side glance nj the portly dl.
mansions OF the would.be bride.
"Have you ever been married be-
fore?" he asked the very small man.
mo, sir" replied the little fellow,
In hopeful voice."
"And you, MADAM" inquired the reg
Istrar SIS this also your first ven
ture7"
SWELL not exactly" answered the
dame. "You see. my first husband
Jumped of the roof after we'd been
married only two days, so he really
amt worth Observation-Disclosures Tit
Bits.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
.l!!ul! FOR NlllIl!I
ICONSTfGATiONl
IBEECHAM'Sl
hmm PILLS NHHI
. THINGS THAT COUNT.


Not what we have but what we tiHsI
Not what we see but what we chooseA
These are the things that mar or bless
The sun OF human happiness.
The things near by. not things afar'
Not what we seem but what we arc
These are the things that make or
break.
That give the heart its 10Y or ache
Not what seems fair but what Is true;
Not what we dream but what we co.
These are tho things that shine IKE
gems.
Like stars In fortunes diadems.
Not as we take but as we give;
Not as we take but as we live
These are the things that make fof
peace.
Both now and after time shall cease
The outlook
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
NORTH BENNINGTON


William Powers attended the Demp.
sey-Carpentier fight Saturday.
Charles Johnson and William Serv,
ice spent the Fourth with friends in
Arlington.
Mr.. and Mrs Michael Powers spent
the Fourth with Mrs. Powers motNor
in Petersburg
The regular meeting of Catamount
Commandery will be held this even
ing at o'clock. A good attendance
is desired.
Misc Edith w. Peck, formerly OF
this village, now Of Newark, N, j..
| is attending the summer school at
Breadloaf Inn, for several weeks
The North Bennington baseball
team crossed bats with Cambridge,
NJ Y, at .Hoosick Falls, July 4. Cam
bridge defeated North Bennington by
a score of IL to 0.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
scoRNs A PRESIDENT
Australian Premier Fondly clings to
His Majesty

If were asked what it is, as It we're,
the legal tie that unites the British
Empire. said Premier Hughes OF Aus.
tralia, | say deliberately it Is the King
tho monarch. | cannot conceive OF
Ia British Empire held together under
any other form OF government than a
monarchy. The peopie Of Australia
would never consent to acknowledge
as their ruler president elected by
the British people The monarchy is
the constitutional principle which
binds us together.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
QUIT TOBACCO
So Easy to drop Cigarette, Cigar
or Chewing Habit.

No-To.Bac has helped thousands TO
break the costly, nerve.shattering TO.
bacco habit. Whenever you have a
longing for a smoke or chew, Just.
place harmless No-To.Bac tablet In
your mouth instead. All desire stops.
Shortly the habit is completely brok-
on, and you are better off mentally,
phys cally. financially. It's SO easy,
so simple. Get a box of No-To-Bac
and II t doesn't release you from all
craving Cor tobacco In any form, your
druggist will refund your money with.
out quest. on.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WERE NO DOCTORS!
The Doctor Was hot Much Needed Until Folks
Began to Brask Natures Laws. a
Doctor. Pr,,eh Prevention L. Better Than Cave.

DOCTORS Preach ffeVentioh ~ nettef ihsn Saso'
Ninety per cent of all disease is
preyentablc. so doctors say. Eat
simple food, exercise wisely, sleep
sufficiently, al,d-what is yitally I'M
portant-make sure OF the eailys
regular, thorough elimination Oh
body waste, and the chances are rine
to one that you will keep well, wofS
efficiently and enjoy life. Bowel
elimination of food and tissue waste
is all-important. But in case of If
regularity, disordered or imperfect
action do not make the contn1on mis-
take of taking harsh, violently acting
medicines, with the idea of forcing
the bowels to act. Nature relieves
in mild methods. She responds best
to persuasion.
SO in selecting a simple remedy to
regulate and assure proper bowel
action, you should not use harsh or
violently acting remedies, no matter
how much has been claimed for
them. You should choose some we'll
known, time tested, trial proven
remedy, that has made its reputation
by being used for many years, by
all sorts Of people, all over the world.
Take Beecham's Pills for example.
Beecham's is a household word, has
been for many generations. Beech
ans Pills is household remedy,
has been for overhaul a century. People
not only take Beecham's but recon-
mend Beecham's to their friends.
Their use is handed down from
father to son or from mother to
daughter, from one generation to
another. Did you ever hear any
complaint or criticism of Beecham's?
Isn't that a pretty powerful endorse
ment Of their worth? Druggists
are glad to sell Beecham's.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

One is beginning to acquire wisdom
when he realizes that he isn't the
whole show.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

Nutmeg gartcrs for sale
."What in the world do nutmegs want
with garters?' queries W. G. in the
Boston Transcript.
Ezra says they probably want to
keep their price up,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

1t takes a born diplorhlit to disguise
the interest he, feels in nimself.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
CHAMP BREAD MAKER
Evanston Man Triumphs Over 45
Women Compet.tors.

Women Competitors
Chicago, July "A man beat forty
five women in Evanston In a contest
to see who could bake the best loaf of
bread. 1t was announced by officials
of the Evanston County Fair He
is Charles f. Champlin and he re
ceives as a prize work apron with a
blue ribbon embroidered in II
"My mother taught me how to
bake said Mr.. Champlin. 81 an
willing to teach any Evanston man t.
bake bread like mine hut warn Min
not TO do II too often or re will spo.
his wife
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

5 per cent man.
and the registrars
heart was smltte1
With pity.
ave want 10
get married. "
you please I" said
the small man be
hind the large but.
ton-hole.
The registrar
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

But Who Wants Such Big onef
"ooIens produced in Massachusetts
last year conld make blanket a mile
vide and 81 miles long
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

Don't put too much faith IN the re-
pentance that comes after opnyietion.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
Indirect Truth

Meanwhile, the news from the train
ing camps indicate that Dempsey and
Carpenter are developing keen
literary proclivities.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

Marrying for money is Soften as un.
satisfactory as marrying nor love.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

Itsis the woman with the thew hat
who never complains because the SER
mon Is long drawn out.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

When you hear married woman
say that all men are alike it's safe
bet that she has faced theparson with
the wrong man.-Olcago Daily News.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

An Atchison man changes his mind
so often he is called a Wilson Wob-
bier.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

There are many men Of msny,minds
some even, mind their own business.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
WOMEN or SHAKESPEARE

Marina, ENTHUSIASTICALLY otichar-
acter.
D..s,u...,l .o,1.r,..-v.,s,n Il:
jealousy,
cordella. king Lear"--E1lial love.
kindness oftheart.
Isabel. Measure for Measure
Spotless pui,Ety Of soul.
Hermlone, winters Tale"-Majes-
tically lovable, graciously simple.
Ophelia, "Ifamlet''- af.
lection; devotion even to insanity.
Timora, "Ti hls observation-disclosures
full in intelle'5t, defiant Of morality.
Katherine, framing Of the Shrew"
High spirittF. self-willed. yet low
able. ~ 4, j
siS ~
1mogen, "Cymabeline"-Born for hap.
piness, Injured DO suffering, calm, col
lected.
Juliet, Romeo, and Juliet"-Passion-
ate love. yet Under control Of dis
cipllne.
Miranda, "TeA pest"--All that is
admirable in woman; maidenly, Inn
maculate.
Beatrice, much Ado About Moth
Ing"-High Intellect combatiye, ener-
getic. daringly witty
-
Lady Macbeth, "MAcbeth" --wicked.
even to the point Of brutality under
stress Of passionate love and great am
bltion.
\ Portia, Merchant of venlce"
oughly genuine; almost masculine. yet
Smost womanly in powerH of selt-sur-
render. ae 4
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

Many a man thinks thatfhe is put
ting up a strong argument when in
reality he Is only making afloud noise.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

This isn't such bad olu world af-
ter all. Just think of what{might hap
pen that never does. !
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

When Art paints camp fire 1t al
ways lies to the extent of emitting
the mosquitoes and knats.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

The Chinese regard It as irnpolite to
wear spectOcles in the presence Of
visitors.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
HIaNaaaaHHHa
TO RENT

TO RENTING large front rooms In
tho Cullnan building on South st,
suitable FOR office or lodge rooms. All
newly decorated. Inquire lO2 North
ST.. Tel 2a3-W. sst6s
no Sur RENT-Furnished bungalow
with improvements, centrally located:
for adults only. Inquire at 2lf North
St, or phone iGi-W. f3t6'
no RENT-Storog, oiilcca tenemantH
shops stables individual storage took.
prs. furnished apartments aud rooms
nil centrally located Geo. NJ HAWKS
$50 Main st. f6lt
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
Neither Did We

Between Hanover and BERN, l2l
miles, on recent Sunday Dr. JOIN
II. Finley did not see a single autom
bile.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

A tosst-May the best you wish for
be the worst you get.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
! A LITTLE WISDOM

Credit won in lying is quick in dy.
ing,
Honesty in little things is great
thing.
A f6ult.mender is better than fault.
finder.
The best thing to do in q hurry is
nothing. +
To the hasty demand give the leis.
ured reply.
He whose faults are small always
has enough.
-4 lIAIIF
In No Hurry.
"Slang." says one OF It's advocates.
Eventually becomes part OF the LAM
Vunre' All ripht--wa'll walt -
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
MADE HIS ESCAPE QUICKLY
Her Firs. Husbands Time OF Tribula'
tIon So Short as TO Be Hardly
Worth Mentioning.

The marriage registrar called
"Come Inl" and they came in. They
consisted Of 95 per cent WOMAN to
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

Hunger's gnawing at my fun;
Chase me. love, and will come
Houston Chronicle
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
Love Song

Laughter sets your face aglow;
Lead me, love. and will go.
Chicago Tribune.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
POINTED PARAG bAPHs

Highballs have laid siany man
low.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

TIMES HAVE CHANGED
Kinks: Well they do say that time
does walt for no man.
Drinks: Not so! Why people buy
stuff from US on time and we walt
for II for years.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

In China but one child I'M each ten
has any opportunity to gain an educa-
ton.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05
CHINA AND THE,CHINESE

Swords were invented by theChinese
1900 years ago.
Fifteen cents daylkeeps a Chinese
coolie In comfort.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

Thirst. my love, has made me silly;
Lead me to the sareparilly.
Springfield Union.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

Portia, Merchant of vlenlce"--Thor-
oughly genuine; almost masculine. yet
most womanly In powere of selt-sur-
render. ue
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

Neglect. my love, o. how il hurts.
Hust some buttons on these shirts
Ezra.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

When Chinese pupil recltes his
lesson he turns his back upon tina
teacher.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

Lady Macbeth. "MAcbeth"--wicked.
even to the point Of brutality under
stress of passionate love and great am
bition.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-05

LOS1-Monday between Elm street
aud Gokay's Drug store, a child's gold
chased bracelet Finder please return
to Mrs. Robert Smith, Washington St,
or tel. 25I-R and receive reward. ttt6