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The Washington times., 1921-03-24
A woman's because" because
Ii gives no cause, makes a man
be caustic. F. j. SCHwAB.

Heard - Smart-looking woman,
that Mrs. De Colette!
Seen-Yes; but extravagrant;
spends all her income for things
to wear!
Heard-That so? Then (after a
moments admiring scrutiny I'll
say she must have a mighty scant
income! JOE CONkLIN.
"Laddie Boy" ought to have a large
stomach, for he's going to get plenty
of Easter eggs in the White House
Grounds. MILO H.
There was a young fellow named Boyle,
Who had an aversion to toyle.
He had to employ
handsome young boy
To kiss and make love to his goyie.
RAY SPEER
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

The older a society woman
gets the younger she dolls
up. II she fools anybody
it's because all the mir
rors have been busted in an
earthquake. It's wonder
ful how woman can
hypnotize herself In front
OF a mirror. First, she
looks at herself over one
shoulder. Then the other.
Then she tries to look over
both at once. Then a per-
sonal pronoun smile crashes
forth on her face like a
rainbow over bowl OF
noodle soup.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

"All Gaul Is divided into three
parts" said the nervy book agent
Yea. and you've got all three Of
them" remarked the crouch.
FLATIRON FELIX.
She-Say "fsh" with your mouth
open.
He-Herring. SCHYNE.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

All the shrills will wear
walking gowns. although
some OF EN- ought to run.
First prize for the most
comic costume will prob
ably go to a triple dowager.
who. in an effort to look
petite and pstoot, will wear
everything but the wheels
of a baby carriage.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

Au the girls are working
on their new dresses. That
IL, they are working on
their papas. mammas and
husbands. There is quite,
some fashionable difference
between the dress you have
in mind and the one you
finally get. Still, if the
present fashions are an in
dication, the girls all wear
the dresses they had in
mind. 60. ....
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

A light soupish Canton
crepe topped of by excess
silk profits and inlaid with
shirred millinery bills Is a
costume that will make the
other fappers' eyes boil
with envy.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

Terrible rough, isn't it," said the
stranger on the ocean liner.
wal" replied the farmer. who was
going across for the first time,
"Twouldn't be so rough II the Cap'n
would only keep in the burrows"
HAIG & HAIG.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

II you missed any big
mssquerades last winter.
just wheel forth to Con-
necticut avenue on Sunday
and pipe 'em with their
masks of. 1t will be a con-
gress OF beauty and femi-
ninity aided and sbetted by
chow dogs and uncha lned
escorts.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
ROMA
INTROSPECTION.

IT'S pleasing to read what many fans say
About plans ahead for ''Ail Fools Day
Hope much sunshine will intervene.
To cheer the nuts of Heard and Seen.
We invite All readers of the q. o, C..
To watch for the nuts on dress parade.
And when they've had a day Of giee,
Spend the night In dance or charade.
HENRY SMITH.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
Why Brother Jonathan?"

The populat British nickname for the United
States, Brother Jonathan" owed it's origin to
Washington's secretary and aide de camp, Col.
Jonathan Trumbull Washington used to say,
1--WE must refer the matter to Brother Jonathan."
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
Mr.. B. Baer
ON CONNECTICUT
AVENUE.

The Easter Sunday frill
drili up Connecticut avenue
should be a sight never
seen before on land or sea.
Something weird plus won
derful.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
Has Water ANY Color?

Pure water is pale blue, though you cannot see
the color in a small tumbler. You detect 1t,
however, against the white tiles at the bottom
OF swimming bath, when the water is fresh
and clean.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
Shakespeare's Signature.

The signature of William Shakespeare, written
on the wall of Hampton Court Palace and dated
1906, has boen pronounced authentic. The
city OF genuine signatures of the poet has. long
been regarded strange
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
Sees All, Knows Nothing.

whether tall men or short men are best.
Or bold men. or modest and shy men,
can't say. but of this I'm able to attest
All the ladies are in favor of HY-MEN.
OIDONO
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
THOSE PUZZLES.

The young lady next door is
cross-eyed. Some night she's
going to break her neck sure
looking at those line puzzles in
II and s. MILO II.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

The extra ultrs-stylish
gown will be cerise and
emma tricotine ~immed
with embroidered expenses
and lined with deep velvet
debt.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
Wood for Clogs.

There are at least 100000 pairs OF clogs sold
in the northcrn countries OF England every year.
Some idea OF the immense quantity of solos used
may he gathered from estimate that each
pair W clogs will be rsselsa twice
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

Doctor-Jimmy. run home. you
have a wonderful baby br other.
Jimmy-Aw, don't wanna;
ma and pa always blames me
for everything that happens
round the house. QUEENIE.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
mERCED,

Bess-Why did you let him kiss your
Tess-He threatened to scream IL
didn't. FLAyIUS.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
A .sTIP- ON DRAWINGS.

A 'TlP' ON DRAWINGS.
Aspiring young artists often
send to their favorite column
good drawings OF comical or
other nature. but In nine-tenths
of the cases they cannot be repro
duced because they are not
drawn in BLACK on STIFF
WHITE PAPER. Clever small
drawings are welcome.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

Some people are like hens
they can't find anything where
they laid IL yesterday.
HAPPY H.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
1EARlpn SEEltg a
BY BILL PRICE,
HER SORROW.

It's too bad that the first of
April does not fall on Sunday
That would have been some nut
sundae alright.
FRED vETTER.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
Wonder how many of the folks
who saw The Inside of the
Cup" have failed to see The In
side of the Bathtub?
HARPER'S FERRY.

After dropping in a local hotel
that harbors lot of chorus girls ]
can no longer blame Solomon.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
This 10 the Hill.
In Bevovilie.

This is the Pill
who owns the Still
that sits on the
Hill In Bevoville.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

This is the Fiu
that's made by the
Pill who owns the
still that sits on
the Hill in Beve-
Vile.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

A bottle Of hootch saved a mans life.
And he can really thank it,
II saved this fellows life because
ANOTHER FELLOW DRANK IT
CHEERUPADIST.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
Most Profitable Investment
This Nation Can Make

NNE OF the stock arguments
I against d big navy is that the
money could be put to better
Uses.
The money spent on naval con-
struction is wasted-so they say.
1t is said that battleship becomes
obsolete in a few years and goes to
the scrap heap.
Well, suppose battleships do.
Naval construction isn't the only
thing that wears out.
Houses wear out, become obsolete
and are pulled down and scrapped.
Was the money spent in building
them vastedi Not at all. The own
ers had years of use of the buildings
before they were scrapped. And
xhatAswhat they were built for-for
pse, and not to last forever.
BUT say the little navy men, naval
G6peare only built to destroy and be
Destroyed and tits pooreoonnmy to
1aaks anything just to be destroyed.
/, HH1
: Well then, whyx1o ve grovvhea3
Ind com end other food cropsi
The fanm OF fhe United States
1pdncs upward of ten billion dol
mHorA Of stuff each year which
sBmeant ant:tu1aconmed-tohede. be de.
Hnyed
Mhat fssfhe principal Rspoupa4ion
ne misunderstanding wealth to be
aestuyedBYusE ThAmoney spent
upon y hignayy iznoe~asted. Not
- LII ~ e.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

Zookeeper to McGuire-Have
you seen our black-faced ante
lope?
Mcclure (su&picious) - who
did your black faced aunt elope
with? EAMoN o S.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
/ It buys INSURANCE.
It buys PROTECTION.
It buys PEACE
NE of the stock arguments
against a big navy is that the
money could be put to better

It buys q people the opportunity
toproduce and trade unmolested.
Ii naval construction is not pro-
2uctive work, then banking and in
smancearenotl productive activities.
IF the officers and men of our navy
are parasites upon the body polite,
then the officers and employees of
insurance companies and banks are
PARASITES upon, the body polite.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24

Teacher-When was Paradise Re-
gained" written?
Student--After the death of Millions
wife. JOHNNY.
The Washington times., 1921-03-24
A VIRGINIA IDGITATOR,

Many of the cadets OF the Ran.
dolph-Macon Academy at Front
Royal. Va. are admirers OF H and =.
The boys are publishing neat
monthly magazine, The RIM. A.
Saber." and one Of its chief attrac-
tions is page headed. Heard and
Seen"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-03

home in Indianapolis from a visit in
Virginia stopped off here and spent
over Sunday with her father, ]. v.
Hoffman, and other relatives. :. /. Mr.
and Mrs. George Mardis and Mrs. Earl
spent the weekend with relatives at
Dayton, Ohio. Mrs. Sarah Huddles-
ton has returned home from a two
weeks visit with her son, Frank, and
family at Cambridge City. Mrs. Sal
liese Smith received word of the death
of her aunt, Mrs. Rufus Brown at Lib
erty, Indiana Sunday. On the account
of the bad weather she did not get to
attend the funeral Tuesday. Mrs.
Luella and son, Harry Wood, were in
Richmond Monday. /. Mrs. Elizabeth
Condo of Pershing is the guest of Mrs.
f. E. Hoffman. James Scott has re-
turned to his work in Logaasport, In
diana, after visit here with his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Scott.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Snyder return
ed home Sunday evening from a few
days visit with friends at Greenfield
and Indianapolis. Rev. P. NJ. Thorn
as and family returned home Monday
evening from Lynn, Indiana, where
they were called by the Hines and
death of his mother, Mrs. Julia Thorn
as. -. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Miller and
son of Richmond spent Sunday here
with relatives. -. Mrs. Opal Walton
and daughter, Dorothy, entertained the
Whittier class of the Friends church
at Halloween party Monday even
ing. "A 10-pound son, William Lee
Roy, arrived at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Harvey Hoover Friday morning,
Oct. %. Mrs. w. l. Saffell has re-
turned to her home at Urbana, Hi
nois, after few days visit here with
her sister, Miss Linnie Hood. >. Mr.
and Mrs. Henry Myers left last Fri
day morning for visit with William
Shrawder and children at Pittsburg,
Pennsylvania Mrs Mary Barnes is
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-03
The Theatres
MURRAY

MURRAY
Pedro de Cordoba, who plays the
part of the Greek doctor in the Alice
Joyce production. The Inner Cham
ber," which is being shown at Murray
theater. while making scene for a
picture discovered that he was a dead
shot.
At the climax of the story the doc
tor becomes insane with jealousy and
in the frenzy fires a shot at the image
of his wife in a mirror. For the scene
a beautiful plate glass full length mir
Tor was purchased, and De Cordoba
fired the shot from the doorway at the
reflection of Alice Joyce. The bullet
penetrated the mirror at point be-
tween the image of the stars two
cleaning eyes and shattered the glass.
Had Miss Jones been standing on the
spot there would have been falling
star in the screen armament.
MURRETTE
Here is an actor who is not afraid
of manual labor, or of soiling his man.
toured fingers He is Cullen Lands,
who plays Pete" in the Goldwyn pic
ture, "Snowblind." ending at the Muir
rette theatre tonight. lands actually
served as fireman on the special train
that took the Goldwyn company every
day from Banff to Lake Louise, where
scenes for "Snowblind" were taken.
And he has a photograph to prove it
snapped while he was in action.
'Remorseless Love-, in which Elaine
Hamerstein will be presented at the
Murrette theatre for a two day en-
gagement beginning Friday, is some
what different type of story from any
in which the popular screen star has
yet appeared. The scenes are laid in
the Kentucky mountains and the action
has to do with dramatic incidents
growing out of one of the ages-old
feuds for which that section is cele-
brated.
There are no bathrooms or evening
gowns. Miss Hammerstein appears as
a young girl whom a little education
has failed to change from the proto-
type of her ancestors, whose loves and
hates were as strong and wild as the
winds that rocked their mountain
trees.
The big punch" arrives in court
room scene during which the girl
threatened with violent death if she
dares to tell the truth, braves every
thing for the man she loves.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-03
INDIANA CHARITIES
SECRETARY DEFENDS
PARDONING PRACTICE
(By Associated Pressl


JACKSONVILLE, Fla, Nov. 3.-De-
Tense of the practice of extending exc
cutive clemency to prisoners was
made today at the American Prison
Congress by Amos w. Butler. secre-
tary of the Indiana Board Of State
Charities. Mr.. Butler spoke on THE
Power to Pardon"
There is occasionally a cry from one
source or another about the abuse OF
the power to pardon" said Mr.. Butler.
There may be such abuse. Sometimes
IL seems there is. But in the main, our
executives are persons of standing
whom the people are willing to trust.
That mistakes are made every one
knows. Occasionally some one sug-
gests some other source of clemency.
But We have no assurance that any
other person or agency would secure
better results than those which have
been archieved
Are not these criticisms often the
outgrowth of the conflicting views
brought about by the new order that
leads to changing laws, changing court
ideas, changing constitutional purposes
and methods? This is the dawning of
new day in penology. To my mind
a penal code would not be properly
rounded out unless the power to ex-
tend clemency were vested in some
authority It is essential to justice and
1t is in keeping with the spirit of the
times"
Mr. Butler reviewed the evolution of
the pardoning power and pointed out
some of the circumstances which he
said necessitated this function of an
executive.
Penal laws are necessarily general
and infexible." said Mr.. Butler and
there are as many kinds of administra-
ton as there are courts. In order that
seeming injustice may be corrected it
is essential that the executive have
authority to decrease or remove the
penalty inflicted"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-03
Take Evans Triple Phosphates With Meals
Gain Several Pounds of Solid Stay There Flesh

In one months time EVANS
TRIPLE PHOSPHATES puts on sew
eral pounds of solid red blooded flesh
and changes your weak, rundown,
nervous tired body into a strong, Wig
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OF course medical men are sur
prised and many are still unbelievers,
but the fact is evident to every up-to-
date pharmacist that Evans Triple
Phosphates will produce flesh without
violent methods, face creams, daily
massage or beauty torture.
In order to assimilate the nourish
ing food thin people daily take into the
body and turn it into healthy, red
blood corpuscles, the nerves that con
troll the process of digestion and as
sanitation must be put in first-class
shape, and that is one of the first
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-03

visiting her daughter, Mrs. Morris
Druley at Centerville.
Mothers club met last Thursday af-
ternoon at the home of Mrs. Thorn.
She was assisted by Mrs. Carroll Og-
born. Mrs. Ed Caldwell and daugh-
tJr Mary, and Mrs. Harry Caldwell of
Harrisburg spent Monday with Mr..
and Mrs. Thomas Scott. Rev. w. A.
Stricken of Sugar Grove filled the ap-
pointment here at the U. B. church
Sunday in the absence of the pastor,
Rev. N. L. Sokwitne, who could not be
present, as he will move here to the
parsonage this week. The Social
Hour club had a Halloween party at
the home of Mrs. H. B. Johnson and
daughter Stella, Saturday evening.
Miss Inez Funk entertained all the
lady teachers of the Cambridge City
school at a Halloween party at her
home here Monday evening. -. Miss
Juletta Champe and nephew, Morris
Champe, spent last Thursday in Indt-
annapolis with relatives. -. Mr.. ana
Mrs. T. ]. Butler spent part of last
week in the southern part Of the state
and visited the Wyandotte Cave.
Mr.. Riley Laymon attended the BooS-
ter sale at Knightstown Saturday.
Mrs. Elizabeth Mitchell and daughter
of Liberty, Ind, spent the week end
here with her mother, Mrs. Mary
Funk and daughter Inez. Mrs. Ruth
Stewart is visiting friends in Indi-
annapolis. -. Mr.. Dumont Huddleston
has returned home from the hospital
at Indianapolis and is feeling better.
MIDDLEBORO, Ind.-Mr. and Mrs.
Frank Mitchell spent Sunday near
Webster with Mr. and Mrs. Ben Tosch-
log and family. .Lenord Hodgin of
New Paris spent the weekend with his
grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. T. ]. Ad-
dleman. Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Pyle
and son are moving to Braffetville.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-03

things Evans Triple Phosphates does.
Evans Triple Phosphates comes in
small tablet form; ten days treat
ment in each box, and one months
treatment is guaranteed to increase
your weight at least several pounds,
and in ten days make you feel like a
new being, full of ambition, vigor and
desire to accomplish things. DafleT
Drug Co., A. G. Luken Drug Co. and all
good druggists have agreed to supply
Evans Triple Phosphates and guar
antee it to do just what is claimed for
it, or money refunded.
Even though Evans Triple Phos
pilates works wonders in all cases OF
nervous, digestive and blood troubles
don't take it unless you really desire
to put on flesh, gain weight.-Adver
tisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-03

Hates and Mrs. Anna Edwards. Mr.
and Mrs. Ross Marley and family at
tended the masquerade at New Paris
high school Mondy evening. -. Mr..
and Mrs. Will Hartman and family
entertained at their home on Middle
boro pike Sunday. The house was
decorated for the occasion Guests of
the day were: Mr. and Mrs. Frank
McCord and sons, Urben and Russell
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PAGE NINE

of Dublin, Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Hartman
and daughter, Rosaland, Harry Nc
Downey, Guy Jackson of New Paris,
Paul Kelley of Fountain City, Miss
Mary Jackson of New Paris, Raymond
Kellenbrink of Richmond, Miss Elaine
McCord and Miss Marguerite McCord.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-03

Mrs. Russell Clark entertained Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Pattie and daugh-
ter, Pauline, Mr. and Mrs. Pleasant
Seaney, Mr.. and Mrs. Norm Kirkman,
Miss Marjorie Kirkman. Evening
callers were Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Thorn
as and children, Mr. and Mrs. Nile
Pattie. :. Mrs. Howard LETTERS enter
tanned Friday Miss Nettie Bennett,
Mrs. Ethel Seaney, Mrs. Gertrude
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Miss Elaine McCord and Miss Mar
guerite McCord of Dublin spent the
weekend with Miss Elsie Hartman.
Mrs Lille Baird and son, Frank
spent Saturday and Sunday in Rush
vile with Mrs. Thomas Newhouse.
Rally day Sunday, Nov. 6. Everybody
is invited to the services. Make it a
big day. :. The Ladies' Aid are quilt
ing at the Cleaner hall 49,. Mr.. and
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Suburban

DUBLIN, Ind.-The Francis Asbury
class of the NJ. E. Sunday school will
have their bazaar Nov. II and 18 in
the Hoffman building. They will have
all kinds of fancy work and many
other useful articles such as comforts,
aprons, caps, etc. On Friday evening,
Nov IS, they will give penny supper
The l. o. o. F. lodge here gave a
Halloween supper at their hall for
their families Monday evening. 80.
Mrs. Jack Fosttr was en- route to her
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she KNOWS AFTER 20 YEARS

A cold, even when it has developed
hacking cough, difficult breathing,
sleepless nights, raw throat and sore
to Foley's Honey and Tar. Mrs. Mil
ton Waite. Box 22. Azalia, Mich,
writes Il have used Foley's Honey and
Tar for the past 20 years and find
there is no other cough or Group rem
edy like it, You may use my name" 1t
dren like it, a. c.. Luken Drug Co,
$1,000 Min 81 dNerti mont
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-08-24
HEAT RECORDS FOR
SUMMER SHATTERED
BY MAY, JUNE, JULY
SEASONS GONE BY FADE INTO N.
SIGNIFICANCE WHEN coMPAR.
ED TO 1921, ACCORDING TO
FoREcAsTER AT SPRINGFIELD.

Springfield H., Aug 24.--Illinois
heat, records galore We're shattered Ia
the past three month. according to fig
ures Of the weather bureau here.
Since the warm period began May
II there has been but seven days when
the temperature was below nOrmal
This represents the warmeSt similar
period in the Chronological history Of
Illinois.
Only two Julys, 1901 and 1916, haze
had higher average temperature.
Spring grown grains all over The
state were hurt by the intense heat.
On July 4 the heat caused an "eXplo-
sion of the street pavement at Rock
ford.
The number of days in July on
which the temperature reached 80 de-
grees or higher are At Rockford
(north), q; Decatur (centraD, IS.
and Carbonate South. 81. At Car
bondale the temperature reached 100
degrees or more on twelve days. The
highest station reading ranged from
81 to 1O5 degrees, and occurred OIL
several days. The lowest station
readings ranged from AZ to 81 de-
grees and occurred at practically all
stations on July q and %
There was a smaller number OF days
with less than 01 inch of rain than III
any. but one previous July, and the
number of clear days was greater in
but two At Mount Vernon the total
rainfall for July was less than in any
previous July, but an exception was
experienced at Morrisonville with
eight inches of rain, the greatest on
record.
The rains were entirely of the local
shower type and as rule were in?uf-
ficient for the needs of agriculture.
Corn had made wonderful growth
early in the season, but by the end CT
July it was firing in many places in
the northern, a few places in the cen
trail. and quite generally in the south
ern counties. Pastures and meadows
suffered considerably from the dry
weather. The showers that fell dur
ing the last few days afforded relief
in places.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-08-24

WI y - Ri 81 tt4a
passengers IN tho bus, md was the
only one OF the grohpe who was seri.
ously injured
The bus was driven by Chauffeur
William Entwistle OF La Sale, The
heavy car was just nearing the top OF
the Crocketyille Hin when the motor
died In attempting to back the car
into the enbankment the driver went
over the mound, and the big bus turn.
ed on its side, and settled into the
ditch several feet below.
Two men, a woman and two children
were riding in the bus with Fox While
the other members of the quintet are
suffering OF a severe shaking up and
numerous severe bruises. none OF
them were seriously injured.
Fox injuries are principally TO mis-
back Today he was resting COMPARE
lively easy at st. Marys hospital and
the attending physician stated that he
did not believe his back was broken.
Since the accident Fox has been too
III to talk and tell where his home ls.
or where he was going when the bus
overturned II is believed however
that he is travelling salesman.
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