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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
NEVBERRY EXPECTS TO
RESUME SENATE SEAT

Detroit, Mich. May 2.-Senatot
T. II. Newberry, whose conviction
of conspiracy to violate the federal
corrupt practices act was set aside
by the United States supreme court
today, plans to leave for Washing
ton soon to resume his seat in the
senate, he announced tonight. He
had declined to sit in the senate
pending the courts decision.
Senator Newberry's only com
ment was that he was thankful
the good name of Michigan had
been cleared, and that those asso-
ciated with me have been vindi-
Gated and that the confidence of
thousands of loyal friends has been
confirmed"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
236 NEW MEMBERS
ADDED TO "Y" BY ,
BASEBALL TEAMS

With the finish OF the world
series play yesterday, the baseball
season of the Y. NJ. C. A. mem
bership leagues closed. The week
season netted the ''Y' 236 new men,
bers. The National contenders for
the pennant were showed under in
the world series by the American
leaguers. Captain Brasher, of the
Indians, turning in SO scores to the
four recorded to the credit of the
Cardinals by Captain Mcdowell
The Nationals were composed Of
players and officers from the bust
ness section of the city. The Amer
lean teams were entirely recruited
from the Santa F'e shops.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
TRANSFER TITLE
To COSTA RIGA,
PANAMA IS TOLD
Republic Must ReIinquish
Jurisdiction OF the Dis
puted Territory, Hughes
Declares in Note.
az The As.nnInled Prnss.l

Washington, May 2.-Unless
Panama acts voluntarily within "a
reasonable time. the United States
will take measures TO compel her to
transfer jurisdiction of the disput-
ed Coto territory TO Costa RIGA,
Secretary Hughes says in a recent
note 10 the Panama government.
The text of the document was
made public today at the state de-
partment.
This government believes it
would be inadmissible to interpret
its obligations to support any
claims for adjoining territory
which might be advanced by Pam
anna, no matter what the opinion
of this government might be as to
the validity or justice Of these
claims" the note says.
The Panaman claim that list title
to the disputed territory has been
unchallenged since colonial times,
the note holds as in no way 'enti-
ting Panama TO demand the occu-
patton OF territory which is not a
part OF the republic of Panama and
has been oonolusively adjudged 10
belong to Costa Rica.'
That territory which was adj
judged TO be portion. of the ter
ritory of the republic of Costa
Rica," the note declares, in ac-
cordanoe with a boundary line
which the republic OF Panama had
formally declared clear and indis-
putable, still remains in the opin-
ion of the American government
the territory of Costa Rioa."
After stating that the American
government desires Panama tot
take steps, TO turn over the tori
tory to Costa Rica, the note says
iunless such steps are taken within
a reasonable time, the United |
States will find Itself compelled to |
in the manner which may
be requisite in order that it may |
assure itself that the exercise. of |
is approximately /
is appropriately transferred and !
that the boundary line on the Pa
eific side, as defined by the I4oubet I
award, and on the Atlantic side, !
as determined by the chief justice
Of the United States is physically |
laid down in. the manner provided |
in articles two and seven of the
treaty"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
EVACUATION OF IOMIA
AND THRACE WILL BE
DEMANDED OF GREECE
! lBy The. Associated rress.

London, May 2,-Unconditional
evacuation Of Thrace and Ionia
viii be demanded of Greece by the
Turkish government of Constanti-
nople. Grand Vizier Tewfik Pasha
is quoted as declaring in an inter-
view with the newspaper Ikdamuj
of Constantinople, says a dispatch
to the London Times. Thisdemand
VIII be incorporated in proposals
now being framed for presentation
to the allies.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
SUPREME COURT SETS
ASIDE CONVICTION OF
SENATOR NEWBERRY
CONTINUED from Page one,)


/ The courts decision was that the
direct election amendment had not
affected section four. article one of
the constitution. which. the major
| ity opinion said, while it gave con-
gress the power to regulate the
manner of holding elections. did
not confer on it authority to con-
troll party primaries or conven-
lions.
Power of Government.
Domestic affairs of the states
would be interfered with il con-
eress, under existing law, was held
to have control over the primaries
the opinion stated. 1t was point
ed out also that inasmuch as states
may suppress whatever evils may
be incident to primary or conven-
ton" and each house Of congress
has the power to judge elections,
qualifications and returns or It's
own members. and inasmucn as
congress has authority to regulate
the times, places and manner of
holding elections, "the, national
government is not without power
10 protect itself against corruption,
fraud and other malign influences"
Justice White Disscnts.
Chief Justice White. in his dis
senting opinion, said he favored
reversal of Judgment, obtained in
the lower courts against Senator
Newberry and sixteen others, with
out prejudice to new trial, be-
cause OF the grave misapprehen-
sion and griovous misappicationt of
the statute on which tho convic-
ton and sentence was based.
The chief justice predicted that
legislation would be enacted to
give congress power over prima-
ries. Otherwise, he said, govern
ment cannot live" The PROPOSE
ton that the power of states solely
to control primaries is not affected
by the right of congress to regulate
elections was referred to as sui
cidal" by the chief justice, who de-
clared that in states in which the
primary has become the controll
ing feature of elections, the cleo
ton is still-born and the vote with
out power or weight"
The influence of who is nomi-
mated tor elective office" his opin-
ion said, upon the result OF the
election 10 ill that office, is so
known of all men that the prop
osition may he left to destroy itself
by its own statement"
The dissenting opinion or Justice
Pltney, concurred in by Justices
Brandeis and Clarke, said 1t would
be tragic if that provision of the |
which has proved the
sure defense of every outpost OF
national power should fail the very
of the citadel"
Justice Pitney declared as un-
-enable the contention that con-
gress could not have been given |
power over primaries.
Commenting ON the Importance !
Of exercising vigilance over the
conduct of primaries, Justice Pit
ney said: Sinister influences ex-
erted upon the primaries inevitably !
have their effect upon the ulti-
mate election-are employed for
no other reason"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
BUILDING COMPANY TO
LOCATE ON U HEIGHTS;
LUMBER YARD STARTED.

a partnership hasrbe formed by
e. C. Morgan. architect and builder,
and NJ. Wy Thompson, lumber man,
of Espanola, who have organized
the Builders Supply company. The
company will break ground this
morning for a lumber yard and an
so by. 40 foot warehouse to be To-
Gated on University heights.
An office building will be erected
at Central and Yale avenues. The
chief purpose of the building com
pany is for the \. development of
University heights, but all kinds Of
building supplies will be handled
and a general building supply bus
mess will be done.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
MAN COLLECTS TAXES:
RECEIPTS WORTHLESS


Tucumcari N. M, May IA
man representing himself to be an
internal revenue officer visited the
city few days in advance of the
official collector and collected
taxes from number of citizens,
giving them in return a receipt. In
one instance n check was cashed
in the city four days after being
given to him by Felipe Ortega.
The amount of the check was
$36.SG The receipts have been.
declared to be worthless.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
MRS. LOCKWOOD OF DALLAS, TEXAS,
CONEESGEC

Mrs, LOCKWOOD, 1424 Wood street
Dallas, Texas. says: II suffered with
catarrh for years. Have tried various
remedies, no results until / obtained
Seweifs Suparene Results have been
wonderful. can truthfully say sewells
Suparene Catarrhal Jelly helped me moce
than anything ever tried" You may
publish this letter want, everybody to
know OF your remedy.
When your head is stuff, with fever
ish and dry feeling in your nasal pass
ages phlegm in throat, eyes. heavy
noises In ears and other catarrhal
symptoms get tube of Sewelrs Supa-
rene and use daily. You will note re-
lief first application. Has no equal for
colds eatarrh, asthma hay fever, etc.
recommended and prescribed by physi-
clans. Sold by Helrs Royal Pharmacy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
Harding no Oncn Show.

Washington May 2.-President
Harding promised a Chicago dele
cation, which called on him today,
to press button opening officially
the graphic arts exhibition 10 be
held in Chicago. July 23 in oonnec-
ticn with the convention of the In
ternational Association Of Printing
House Craftsmen.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
Gold Is Discnynrnd

Ottawa, Ont, May Gold has
neen struck on a farm forty-five
miles due north If Ottawa. The
llrSt gold rush in this part OF Cam
ada followed and today 3,OO0 acres
had been stalled.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03

- Beware! Unless you see the name
bdyer on package or on tablets
you are not getting genuine AS
plrln prescribed by physicians for
tWenty-one years and proved safe
oy millions. Take Aspirin only as
toiu IN the Bayer package for
Colds, Headache. Neuralgia, Rheu-
,matisin, Earache. Toothache. Lum \
oago and for Pain. Handy tin boxes
Oh Twelve Bayer Tablets OF Aspirin
cost lew cents. Druggists also sell
larger packages. Aspirin ia the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
OF Observation-Disclosures of Salicyli-
oacid.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03

II was on the plea of Samuel T.
Ansell, formerly acting adiutant
general ~ mo o,,,ov cano,.,i ~,
III, +ostif4oa 49, a
LEI o,,t M - ,ite t.isoiier was
No., 80 no,, ~ seheiaf sald ne had
nov for paredo5, -, 1' .,f altol :
tbe Ma, s'noia ali''e tile story OIL
that ha un,,Id 9' -" s W. rue ana
i''' -. Noulu pc sent PACK
"Gonoroi W. w ; 5hiiS"u' q,
kno,r 80 'al ~ "9heu me II !
The roonaet 3 ~ ~ sra!i c,
."and rari;od mt'iiess Ves.il ieG,
thoneh, Pprns,,, 10 "a, ~ Ahsell
SI50'o00 IN go col I'u +'i'aeI, ABOUT
March qaid uGo aha 'ti y, 'eilela a.
10 thnt effect d di1 VI WORDS
ehief or staff fa,, ~ ~ 80 ~ tile
ACT mr. - 't"t'to.ity Iol me
assistant and .. it,eh Wy my
Il Eornner pria ~ pp "'Tu A.
hprna Of pns, Nen, ~ -, nhef-
committee ana p,an1bnr,, ~. .iis
to know whv tho aYnedi, ~; w''', ,.aD,
witb sraln P ',.ua.o, MAE MAS
general said ha $50 llSsteiS. me
that the nrisnnar,s Fast1 a. least'
snectah He ana tbat ioinliy was re-
initiated a. aean +,.o,' " " ~
n1iIitarv anord ''''Ne iins uhdep
was tbera onv
AFRO for III, drast ~ na1".'a y, d year
Mr. Sherhnrna ''ui "shea
"Thore WINS NO s,,,,o.h, A.
him + beljsvadsbo waa n,tit,, -
the Same cnneidaratta .i'iei "
prisoner ;, ''''0' 90 otiiei
rrhen ,baro Mos .,
TO WIN no onthn,it ~, ausse9'lon %
I'd 10 ovoid n,,1'i,nitTs "e WI eot-
- ,i'p ieeililss OF the Bergdoll |
ka m ,,ia n,,l letters asked
Tho general raniinS IL 70
had ~ ne II Ihe
aact tbev ,In,,Ia 81 lioiu o. me |
rim corsi5ara11Ia elFeh the
The nan7e ~ NJ Syu. II
y nV halile OF j. w Wescott of
Who had niaced Rooa ,, .it U,, iila Il
n nomination ~ ~ po,ts Ilaoii
md st Lo,Iia oonyentioni,
brought into tba heo,.in,. s'ol", "es
1auvars - 's ds oiie u
'Preyicus ia parnao,,,,
ina while tha ,.wva 90 e'espe
,orirsr - ia"SerS were pre-
ear sentanna - G 60 'ie i've
estificd. "Mr AnseiI taId ll"i .t
Of VA, wo,,, [piu ine she
Mr., Wescott as no haS o.ieli,pe,
PRESIDENT wilson. This u vs. i sauo
suppose to sbou, ~, "aS uolit'
81 an attorney ia ~ mn
hatwaa,1 nj ~ oee tne
ary and Wnscott At t pe.a seci1-
seape I heard tbot atl.,,4 - euoii
,eforo Vastnott ha, "ooul a iiiohth
etary In .eonnoction MIL, ny ~ see
zeal" ''l 'i'e up
WAS Mr.. Wescott 20 COZ a.
ecretary TO detern,ina h See INC
wer the army woi,Id r,otaa,, 81. ~
was asked tue
''He wanted the secretor,, - 49,,
he case his personal nopstd 80 80
on"
Facts Iaid Resoro p.,o,.
Mr. Harris declared his inforra
on that RergdoIl nod e,, "a, iila
uard was Obtained frono 'q Ne ms
Ill. The facts he said n az az
efore Seoretorv poIan WIZ iaio
OF knnsvn n,a,,io,,,,h
Ease orders ''ie
',NF, 49,,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
MOTOR CAR DRIVER is
TARRED AND FEATHERED

Houston, Tex, May "A white
motor car driver, known as Red
Kemp, was tarred and foathered
last night by twelve masked, men
at Goose Creek, an oil town near
here. The tarring took place al
most in the center OF the town,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03
ADJUTANT GENERAL HARRIS ADMITS HE REL EASED
BERGD0LL, UNDER GUARD, TO GO OUT And HUNT
FOR A POT OF GOLD BURIED I'm THE MOUNTAINS
Witness Tells House investigating Committee That He Had Been
Assured That the Story of the id Treasure Was True;
Prisoner Was Allowed Take Up the Hunt Returned

washington May 2Mao of the
under qpaS Of % committee today that he was responsible for the release
i0'O
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03

In India rainy day is consid-
cred unlucky for wedding.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-05-03

Africa has forty thousand miles
Of river and lalo navigation.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-02
MELLON OUTLINES
REWS|ONOF TAXES
Would Repeal Levies on Luxu'
rios and Soft Drinks, Increase
Stamp and License Rates
MIST RAISE FOUR BILLIONS
"a ,Lo Associated Press

u.,i,o,o,. NAV 2.--CongrcsSionnl
..,n,i,,cc, charged with tax revision"
,., hoforc them today treasury suggeS-
han ~, uhich they may base tut,ir'
tIonI ,ior secretary Mellon has trans
Ieg'sIJ egg,I.J four specific propositions IN u
ml.tc' 90 chairman Fordney. ot the
,ettcl rovs and means committee, and
hous. prnrose. Of the Senate
non Cna., ,,'"o coumittce. as the principal bases
Of rSo T nrouosnls include II modified tax
'.norotc rrofits or fiat additional
;..an,c y" fax on corporattnos IN ncn OF
In,0nm nv. nrcscnt excess. profits tax; rcadJnst'
.us n income tax rates so that no IN
,,o n.m, rill nay more than NJ per cont
tun'V .u!n -oor and - per cent thereafter re.
Ln.' 'of tho so called luxury taxes ana
t pea' .oyc. on soft drinks, and imposition
.so ..s,neFcicnt nov and additional taxes OF
W III. onnlicntion. such as increased
..u. ,ayrs or license taxes on the use
"m mn,,,nmobilcs TO bring the total rcve-
oa n"s tron, taxes 10 81. 900 900 900, after
sL;,c nu tho other changes suggested.
nun ~. Mellon also made known to the
n,it,cos the treasury policy of re-
S'mI,no E"m,r, outstanding short-tcrm debt.
;u"Ird}nr the Victory Notes. into gov
invent ,nu securities maturing between
,oo5 d,l5tI'' md 1925 ns the solution Of the
l,.b,cm io.b m or meeting maturities aggre-
ro!;ng psvvS e., 500, ,OOO. 600 in the next thirty
s"vh ss,orths The program outlined by Mr..
WoIlon contcmplntCs actual retirement
y ,bc ,hort term debt as whole by the
a. elmo thc Third Liberty Loan falls due
l.. zoos
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-02

the British and Sov,ct governments.
The text OF the letter was received In
official circles here yesterday.
Activities on the part Of the Bolshe
wiki in the regions of India and
Afghanistan were characterized in the
letter as inconsistent with the stipu
lations in the agreement and the de 4.
mand was made that they be brought TO
an end Immediately IL the agreement
was to he held valid.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-02
OYSTER LEFT ONLY $4,000
viii Filed for Probate Shows He
Was Not Millionaire

Washington, May 2.--(By A. p. J.
A net valuation Of proximately SSI.
600 was placed on the estate of the late
George VI. Oyster. OF this city. by his
executor today in filing application for
probate. Mr.. Oyster was generally sup
posed to have been millionaire and was
40 described at the time of his marriage
recently to Cecile Ready oyster, aged
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-02
VETERAN PASTOR DEAD
In So Years Married $500 Couples.
Officiated at 5000 Funerals

Reading. Pa. May 2.--(By A. P.)-
Rev. DR.. Frank *. Huntinzcr. until n
week ago pastor Of st. Luke's Lutheran
Church here. when he was made pastor
emeritus. died today. He organized st.
Luke's congregation in 1860 and was its
pastor fifty two years. During this
time he likewise served number Of con
gregatioons in the county and was presi.
dent of tho board Of trustees of thc
Lutheran Orphans Home at Toptop.
ever since its organization.
During h is ministry hc married nearly
1900 couples and officiatcd at nearly
5000 funerals.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-02
Three Alleged Auto Thieves n.ls

Three alleged automobile bandits
were held under $1,000 bail for court
yesterday by Magistrate Oswald at the
Nineteenth and Oxford streets station.
Inc men were captured by Policeman
'rainer several days ago after chase
IN winch many shots were fired. \
tourth man escaped. The men arrested
gave their names ms George Wood
Twenty first street near skunk
Charles Doughcrty. Eleventh street
Darby.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-02

twenty six years. He was seventy two {
years Of age when he died at Atlantic |
City soon after the marriage
BY codicil executed on his death.
bed. Mr.. Oyster provided bequest "
s25 900 for his widow in lieu Of any
other claim against the estate.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-02
SCENT SOVIET PLOT IN INDIA
oyerthrow Of British Rule Said to
Be Policy Of Moscow

Washington. May 2.--tBy 4. P.)---
Tho policy Of tho Soviet government in
tho Near East and central Asia lis the
overthrow Of British rule in India.
tho British Government charged in a
latter transmitted by Sir Robert Horne
N Lconid Krussin. Bolshevik cmissary
in London. simultaneously with the
signing Of the trade agreement between
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-02
QUARREL ENDS IN TRAGEDY
Dentist First Accused Wife, Then
Called Shot Accident

Chicago. May 2.---Ry 4. Pl--
Thomas j. Rowland. dentist. died TO-.
day Of bullet wounds inflicted in n quar-.
rcl with his wife at their home on thc
North Side shortly after midnight.
DR.. Rowland when first taken 70 n
hospital said his wife shot him, but
whom at the point Of death he was said
to have called the affair an accident.
he police were told that DIR. Row.
land recently became involved with n
young girl. and that Mrs. Rowland
learned Of the affair. II was also
learned that Mrs. Rowland was too
hysterical TO undergo questioning,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-02
20 Killed In Clash In Jafa
Jerusalem. Mf

Jerusalem. May 2.--tBy A. pD---
Twenty persons were killed and 80
wounded in clash between Jews and
Arabs at Jnffa Sunday. Troops sue
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-05-27

were: a song by Ruth and Janet Kuhl
man, solo by George Hester and a
duet with violin accompaniment by
Leona Watts, Ruby Mattix and Doro-
thy Larsh.
Ball Games and Pageant.
The parents came out in large num-
bers, and with we'll filled baskets. to
make a day of it. Two ball games
and little pageant we're on the days
bill, the first ball game, the ex-high
school VS.. the Has Beens, was played
in the forenoon. Darrell Swisher and
George Reid were the captains. The
afternoon game was played by the
Jackson and Lewisburg school teams.
Commencement Exercises.
The baccalaureate sermon was de-
livered at the Christian church in
Campbellstown, Sunday evening. May
%. by Rev. Andrew F. Mitchell. in the
presence of a large audience. Com
mencement exercises are to be held on
Saturday evening, May %, when Supt.
E. E. Mcclellan will present the class
The class address will be delivered by
j. V. Mcmillan, of Ohio university, a
state high school inspector. Rev. P.
V. Harris will pronounce the invoca.
tion and H. M. Jobes, school principal,
will present the diplomas.
High School Glass, 1921.
The Jackson high school will gradu
ate II pupils this term, the list show
ing the names of but two young men
to-wit: Willis Baker and Clarence Nc.
Whitney. The young ladies to re
ceive diplomas are: Elsie Campbell
Ruth Daily, Treva Deem, Dorothy Gep
hart, Elizabeth Murray, Dorothy Mil
Ter, Irene Miller, Dorothy Shelter and
Ruby Ross.
The faculty Of the Jackson school
follows: E. z. Mcclellan, superin
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-05-27

Il ate bacon yesterday and smoked
ham today and it didn't hurt me a bit
but that was after took Dreco, for be-
fore that I couldn't touch anything OF
the kind, it was like signing my death
warrant to try" said Mr.. T. j. Floyd
who is foreman at the Evansville Ia
BILE Co.. and lives on r. R. No. 4
Evansville, Ind
1T just seems wonderful to me to be
able to eat good meal, without hav.
ing my stomach bloat up with sour
gas and my breath came in short
quick gasps. Why my stomach was
so shot to pieces that nothing digest
ed right and when I had those acute
attacks | was scared almost to death
for each time it seemed like | was
going to die.
Il say this Dreco is a wonder: nv
bowels move off naturally and they
were so constipated before that, | had
hemorrhoids SO bad l was nearly wild
| sleep fine and am ready to tackle
anything when l get up in the
morning. I'm SO full of energy these
days, l feel like colt.
i think it shame for anyone to
suffer as l did. with this wonderful
remedy, Dreco, so close to hand and
| am going to tell every one | come
In contact with, just what it has done
for me-"
All druggists now sell Dreco and it
is being especially introduced in Rich
mond by Thistlethwaite's seven drug
stores.-Adyertisem
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-05-27
TODAY'S TALK
Author "You Cam" Take It," up
LONGING

be a disappointing couldn't
The thing that
Mostly long for the things which want most but believe
should the things which lack
a completeness
They personal
anything else. There is them
inspire us
when forever
o
plainly successful working these
Blu S
with And
preparedness active
practice day
Long which will
kind of service that going make
remembered.
inch of the wayhrough thick
glad!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-05-27
Ripping Rhymes
By WALT MASON
Y 4 p


never heard the name of zap in all
my. days, till lately: knew not it was
on the map, or that it mattered great
". I'd heard of Swat, whose Ahkoond
rose long since, to heights of glory;
but zap has never, l suppose, been
seen In song or story. l do not know
what waters lave it's shores of mud or
coral, but now it's making nations
rave, inspires another quarrel l have
encountered many yaps who all around
have flourished, and never wondered If
these chaps in zap were born and
nourished. And now this island, cape
Or rock, peninsula or hollow, is stir
ring up much wariike talk, and therell
be more to follow. I'm always prompt
to join a scrap when foemen need a
whipping, but I would hate to fight for
fap, with yaps around me yipplng.
III not be with the craven crew if call
to arms is spoken: I'd bravely fight
for Timbustoo, and slug for old Ho-
boken; the country's foe I'll roundly
slap, my wrath on him I'll visit, but
would hate to scrap for zap or any
great what-is-it! Is it thing like
Puget Sound, a lake like good old
Erie is it a hollow in the ground, a
desert bleak and dreary Is it a crater
or a gap, haven for the farmer? I'll
have TO know much more of zap be-
fore | don my armor.