Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1921-01-06

dow as follows:
GLORIOUS OPPORTUNITY TO
GET RICH QUICK
invest in
THE CALIFORNIA RANCHING &C
Being organized to start a cat
! ranch in California We are start
ing a cat ranch in California with
| 100000 cats. Each cat will aver
/ age twelve kittens year. The
cat skins will sell for 80 cents
each. One hundred men can
skin 5000 cats day. We figure
daily net profit Of over $1,000.
Now What Shall We Feed the Cats
We will start rat ranch next
door with 100000 rats, The rats
will breed twelve times faster
than the cats. So we'll have four
rats to feed each day to each cat.
Now what shall we feed the rats?
We will feed the rats the carcass
es of the cats after they have
been skinned.
Now Get This
We feed the rats to the cats,
the cats to the rats, and get the
cat skins for nothing. Shares are
selling at cents each, but the
price will go up soon.
Invest While Opportunity Knocks
At Your Door
CALIFORNIA RANGING COM
PANY
Several persons tried TO invest
Some said they always liked to take
a fling at all the new schemes anC
were willing to put their money into
the "fly-b y-night" proposition.
4 4 X 49,
Madison matrons are fearful There
will be a new race of dark-complexion
ed people in that city soon if the pres
ent combinat ton Of cold weather and
soft coal consumption continues. In
the past the housewives have prided
themselves on spotless housekeeping
but now they have sooty window cur
tains cOlored bed linen, peculiar look
ing clothing and compilations that
look like south sea islander!
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A New York City church bulletin
board makes this announcement: Next
Sunday, sermon by the pastor: Yes
terday is dead: Forget it! Tomorrow
doesn't exist: Don't worry y The
title strikes one as bordering on the
sensational, but the sermon certainly
may have a message for busy and dis
tracted men and women in a great
city.
GA Negro preacher of this town" a
Southern reader reports, "said in his
ordination sermon: Z was bought at
the Lambs sale. was predestined
foreordained, prefixed, suff1xed, and af
fixed and cannot be unfxed; and
am not hell scared'"
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Years ago two Longmate families
resided near the foot Of East street
and a member Of the G. H. Longmate
family, here to attend funeral, states
the members Of the William Longmate
family are widely scattered. Mr. Long
mate is in Detroit and his wife is in
Seattle. Two daughters Mrs. o. H
Hugo and Mrs. Agnes Baker, are also
in the coast city Margaret is married
and resides in Kansas City, Sadie is
also married and lives in Chicago
while still another daughter, Mrs Mar
tin makes her home in Des Moines, Ia
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Mike and Hannah Maher, Los Angel
es, report they received many holiday
cards and are deeply grateful.
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In a previous issue reference was
made to the fight now going on in
California between the schools OF
medicine and the Christian Scientists
Thomas Lee Woolwine now district
attorney at Los Angeles, aided ir
passing the law and is now opposed tt
the act, all Of which prompts the
Christian Science Monitor to refer
to him as 2 DR.. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
leading characters in Robert Louis
Stevenson's wonderful story. Mrs. G
L. Thuerer of Baraboo has sent copy
of the Monitor to this office which
says in part:
The case is as thus. There is upor
the statute book of California a law
for the regulation of medical practice
one Of the clauses Of which is as fol
lows "Nor should this act be con
strued so as to discriminate against
any particular school of medicine OF
surgery or any treatment, nor to reg
ulate, prohibit or apply to any kind OF
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