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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
THOMAS MARSHALL

A good deal has been deservedly said in COM
mendation of Vice President Marshall, who, for
the last eight years has held difficult and thank
less position. and filled it in such way as to win
the unstnted admiration of political friend and foe
alike He has presided over the greatest delibera-
tive body on earth, during some of its stormest
periods. He has been at its head when its mem
bership was composed Of his own party associates
and again when it was dominated by the opposite
party yet he has never for a moment lost the full
confidence of either side.
Though he has been fair, considerable. courteous
patient, equable and always good humored, &C
cording to members who have sat under his chair
manship, he has never for an instant forgotten the
dignity belonging to his position or that of the
august body wherein the will of this republic is
supposed to be expressed.
One reason for his signal success is that he is a
gentleman born and bred; the other is that he is
a Democrat in fact as we'll as in name He trusts
the people, believes in them respects their rights ig-
nores their minor faults and believes that in serving
them he is performing the noblest task within the
power of man.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03

Slim Pickens attended an enter
talnment made up of fine lady singing
at Bounding Billows Thursday night.
The other five in the audience
Stamped their feet and clapped their
hands and Slim did too.
The Blind Man, who plays the hand
organ on the bank corner at Tickville,
il sick this week, and has engaged
Salem Barlow, our enterprising banjo
picker, to play in his place. Salem
gets half he takes in.
Fletcher Hensten says you can tell
the age of cow by the wrinkles on
her horns, but that you can't tell the
age of a woman by the tucks in her
skirt
copyright, 1921, George Matthew
Adams.)
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
EDUCATIONAL PLAN

6 While there will be numerous detached cduca-
ticnal bills presented al the coming session of the
legislature, there will not be, SO far as VIC are
aware, any general and consistent plan for i'm
proving the states school system
This is to be regretted The system needs
complete overhauling. 1t should be made 10 con-
form to the best models presented by other states
and countries, and should be placed upon more
secure financial basis. We might as we'll get
reconciled to the fact that we arc going to have 10
pay more for schools, and make the necessary pro-
visions.
Is AS the Telegram has repeatedly said, Florida
will never be satisfied with anything short of the
pest. To reorganze our system, leaving it second
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
LAWYER TOO ELOQUENT

His client was being sued for di-
vorce by her husband and the attor-
ney was trying to get her as much ali
mony as possible. Right in the mid
die of the flow of eloquence the attor-
ney was interrupted by the husband,
who said to the court:
Your honor. | have suddenly decid-
ed to withdraw my suit, and if my
wife is willing, | would like to have
her come back to me-"
Pressed for. explanation he said:
"Mr. Blackstone has presented her in
such an attractive light that I've fall
Ell in love with her all over again -
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegram.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03

to those of other states would be useless, because
it would have to be done over again just as soon
as the public found it out. We must have better
rural schools, better town schools, better normal
facilities, better equipment and buildings, to say
nothing of more money. for the university, better
official management and better pay for teachers,
with longer terms Of school. Any makeshift pro-
visions, designed to postpone the final solution of
Florida's school problem. should be rejected, and
the whole subject met with the determination 10
make the welfare Of the children the first consider
alton.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
DAYS" AND DAYS

Secretary Alexander has proclaimed March g.
as national Fish Day" and urged everybody to
eat fish, at least at one meal. on that date Last
weeks the bakers of Tampa were staging bread
day on which everybody was urged to stuff him
self with pastry in the interest of higher prices for
cereals. We have had days and days" ad nau-
scum for the last five or SIX years. We have had
meatless, wheatless, sugarIess days, tag days. rag
days, and almost every other sort of days that any
body, with a crouch against the human race
could think of. We have had days" enough
But if we must have more of EN- the Telegram
respectfully dominates all the remaining days Of
the year 1921 as 'do-as-you-please days with
the only stipulation that in celebrating them nobody
does anything to interfere with the full enjoyment
of anybody else.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03

The telegram has no sympathy with the de-
sire Of the senate finance committee to develop a
squirtless grapefruit Thy crossing with tangerine.
So long this prince of the citrus tribe can squirt
the finest favored juice in the world, let it SQUIRT
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03

If there should ever be shortage of COWS in
America Henry Ford says the tactical deficiency
can be supplied with synthetic milk Chemists after
ascertaining the exact ingredients of milk, can put
them together just successfully as the COW who
acts without any scientific knowledge whatever.
That looks reasonable enough. And yet there is
limit 10 the powers of chemistry All the
chemists in the world couldn't make an egg-al
least not ono that would although they
might gel up substitute which would do 10 throw
at soapbox orators
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03

So long as the Republican administration adj
here's 10 its policy of appointing only white Repub
lcans, whose character and abilities qualify them
Tor the places, the South will not offer any objec-
lions to tho scheme Of turning out the old and put
Ting in the new A Democratic administration
would probably do the same. All that is de-
handed down here is that in the general arrange
ment Of things the south be given square deal.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03

A Philadelphia woman ordered by
hold-up man to give him the money
she had in the "Woman's National
Bank" took $50 from the wrong
stocking. In the other one she had
only ST.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03

Probably there wasn't lawyer in the United
States with knowledge enough to distinguish be-
tween Blackstone's Commentaries and the Mar
qus of Queensbury rules. who didn't know that
the Lever act was unconstitutional. And even
the supreme court has discovered it.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
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All rights OF republication of special dispatches
herein are also reserved.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
THIRSTY ELK

Nobble-"They say that great herds
of elk out west this winter are dying
of hunger"
Elk-"They are not dying of hunger
they're dying of thirst. "-Exchange.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
WISE SUPERSTITION
(EXchange)

(EXchange)
If some one gives you fork be-
ware of flattery. Don't trust the one
who next hatters you.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
NO TIME FOR SECRETS
(Ocala Starr

The coming generation had better be taught
to talk ON its fingers. Else the wireless tcle-
phones will get its goat. How will people dare to
talk when anybody in five miles NAV be listening
in?
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03
NEITHER DO WE

(Exchange)
A woman never really knows what
she thinks of man until she gets a
divorce from him.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-03-03

It's where you're going that
counts not where you'd like to go.
One of these splendid days between now and
Easter you would like to walk into good store and
pick out fine Spring suit at $l7.50-thats what
you'd like to do.
But instead of buying desirable suit at any price
under $30-you are going to carry home the
poorest kind of garment imaginable Yes-even
worse than the suit you sent to Chicago for.
Clothing prices are l6yv-from $50 and 500 to
$685. and $40 and at these prices we can show
you Society Brand suits until dooms day-but at
any price less you'll be doomed from the first day
Pay enough-not too much-a fair price-and
above all get known merchandise
Society Brand Suits here
and in 5000 other American
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-11-08
Some European Students Are
Amused and Some are Indig-
nant Over American Wives.

Written bv Margery Rex for the In
ternat onai News Service.
NEW YORK. Nov. S.-Have we
evolved n national philosophy OF con-
duct between the sexes2
Is il an ctiv understood among Am
cr;rau women that they mast Keep
man ,.rossrr2 l., am the married sis
terhood MANAGE to hold their hus-
hands love plav tho game according
to the rules? Ana DO the losers fan TO
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-11-08
British Minister'S Advice.

''Be kind and thoughtful to your
wife. Bear with her little feminine
ways. Never attempt to check the
flowing tide of her talk. This is a
| cardinal rule.
Whatever else YOU may try to
check in your wife never check her
chatter, A woman needs many safety
valves and outlets for her tempera-
ment
"Bc patient and tender with her.
Don't Say sharp and cutting things.
Consider the sensitive character Of a
woman's disposition. Honor her in
every way.
Bear yourself with the manlinoss
which will never cause woman pain
Most women have passion for
lnery in some form or other. Give
her what you can, oven if it costs Won
somo sacrifice. Let her feel it is from
you, and that you have not given her
what has cost You nothing
IF anything goes wrong in married
HE I usually put the blame on the
man, lie is the stronger ana he should
overcome himself and preserve the
wife of his heart lending her a strong
arm ON which to lean"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-11-08

"The majority of love matches are
matches of passion which too frequent.
ly no practical consideration has been
allowed 10 restrain
'rhe passion may settle down into
a solid and enduring calm affection.
.or it may withcr into a tolerant mu.
.tual indifference. or it may degener-
ate into acute dislike. At best the dis
Illusion is serious; at worst it is appal-
ing.
Therefore | welcome the decline of
the love match in Anglo Saxon coun-
tries. For if in France. for example,
reason m marriage mas ruled too b.
solWelN in Britain. for example. pas
sion has ruled. too absolutely. and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-11-08
Somc Admonltions for Women

And to the women this advice.
Keep your home in good order
Man appreciates a beautiful home
moro than woman does, because he is
in less.
Let the sun stream through yotn
windows upon rooms tastefullv ar
ranged and bearing from kitchen to
attic the traces Of true wlfelv deyo.
ton to the house.
Keep a good table. Let it be i'm
possible for amy invidlous distinctions
To De drawn between meals our and
meals at home. The dinner may be
Simple hut let it be good. hot and
dalntily served,
Let y wtte remember always to be
neat ana smart even when she is ouite
alone with her husband. A man lr,as
to see his wife we'll turned out. and il
is her business TO be pleasing in his
eyes. ~ aus
Let her consult his taste rotbor
than that Of her modiste.
'po not set into the habit Of con-
|uadictlng all Your husbands cherished
NoWs from mere pcrvcrsity. bur study
TO slatify within reasonable limits his
.Whims and fapcios.
-, 'b' frank and above board in every
thing.
DO not keep him waiting while Won
change your dress
Never preach ncycr nag. mover
Scold in public and npy-ct. ..,,.,. 40. -.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-11-08
Cider May BE Kept Sweet

Sweet cider may be preserved ,by
heating it to 100 degrees f Spd th&
sealing it in clean bottles or jusk Att
er the bottles are sealed place them
in water and heat to the same tenn
perature for one half hour, when steri-
lization will be complete. Experiments
made by the horticultural products
department show that cider nlay be
Kept sweet indefinitely this way.-O.
y. c. Experiment station. ifH
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-11-08

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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-11-08
Women 10 Have Their Rights.

there is now some hope that we may
be approaching the happy mean'
Women 10 Have Their Rights.
IN the opinion Of women men have
hitherto had a better time than wom-
en-. tSome men would attempt to de-
NY this but do not think that it can
be successfully denledD Women are
now determined to have as good a
time as men.
"ro speak hluntly they are deter
mined that in marriage there shall be
a vast deal less subsection than there
was
But then the Intellectual independ-
ence of American wives has been
Quickened by the habit which Amer,-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-11-08
Arnold Bcnnctt Springs Surprise.

SO much for man who has spent
"a lifetime in observing and guiding
humanity Now for the views of an
other of his countrymen. Arnold Ben
nett novelist and essayist
MIR Bennett believes much OF the
trouble in marriage, the misunder-
standings, the little inequalities, are
due to too many love matches. He
would abolish to some extent the mar
rtago based entirely upon love. He
SAYS:
AT which expression Of opinion
many readers will be angry. and some
very angry What! Abolish love in
marriage What Adopt the heart
less continental system OF the deliher
ately lifetime in observing and guid-
ing human arranged marriage the
marriage of convenience! Wen. no.
body wants to abolish love in marriage
and nobody could. But we must I'M
derstand what we mean when we sav
love
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-11-08
MARRIED LIFE IN UNITED
STATES A MOST INTRICATE
CAME. FOREIGNERS THINK

famous and which is understood, he
says by only twelve people in the
world, made some observations abogt
us Cf america.
Women dominate the entire life of
America The men interest them
selves In nothing except work They
,hink Of nothing except work-and to
an extent I have never seen before.
AS for the rest Of the men. they
are nothing but the little play-dogs of
the women. who spend their money in
a reckless manner and veil themselves
I'm q mist O. extravaganza. They do
.eycrythng for the women that is in
vogue or the whim Of the passing mo
ment"
Now, as always. the problem Of
what n man should do, what a woman
should be- how husbands and wives
should treat each other, is an engross-
ing one. Recently in Philadelphia the
New Century Guild. a woman's organ
ization, got together in heated con
gress and declared if woman could
catch a man there is no reason why
she could not keep him caught
All Of which leads him up to the set
Of rules Of conduct the guild formu-
lated for the guidance Of dis;raught
women.
Philadelphia Guild Raps Men FOX.
Beforehand remarks were made to
cause masculine ears to burn all about
the city cf Brotherly Love. Men got
theirs. Note this:
''Mcn try to make women think they
are doing them great honor in mar
ryng them. and then, if the women do
not keep themselves looking up to par,
always sweet and dainty, and ready to
be kissed, no matter how much they
are battered about, they will soon be
neglected"
With that as start, the guild gives
these inside tips on the marital race.
Don't be shocked if friend husband
emits an occasional damn; it doesn't
mean anything.
Don't scramble dround on the floor
hunting for his shirt stud; let him look
for it; it viii do him good"
cThorc's a loophole for European
crticism)
Don't ask him to shine your shoes.
(Wouldn't this surprise Einstein?)
Never antagonize him, but always
keep him guessing.
Let the man do the proposing. and
when he does be responsive. Being
too coy is dangerous, for some men
won't ask the second time.
Make the man thinl, he is it"
In brief let him swear ana think he
IS IT." but keep him guessing as to
your love and as to the whereabouts
of HE studs. Thus does woman toin
the collar button as ally. both design
ed to drive men mad.
But America is not alone in setting
up rules for merital felicity. England
herself recognizes the Importance Of
promoting love and peace in the
home, and such well-known men as
Arnold Bennett, the writer. and the
Rev, Rernard Vaughn have given their
attention to the subject. To husbands
the noted English divine says:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-11-08

than the big things When marriage
ends in tragedy 1t is more often than
not due to small chickering's and misun-
dcrstandngs.
The Little River news., 1921-04-20
Local Manager Wanted
Unusual Opportunity for Right Man

large brokerage firm doing a suc- cessful business with well-rated con- cerns throughout the country, wants capable man at once to develop and handle their local business. q
 The opportunity is an unusual one because of the possibilities for sub stantial earnings in a highly respec- table business which will steadily in crease as it becomes more firmly es- tablished locally.
 The position requires a man possess ing executive and sales ability with business experiences and having con- mercial banking connections, although no investment is necessary. He may GeYiope only a portion of his time to the business at first if desired though we prefer man who is able and will- ing to give the business his entire time and best efforts.
 The local branch should pay from $250O to $10,00O the first year, accord ing to population and the ability of the manager, as the commodity which we handle is staple, always in demand, and which our large buying facilities permit us to sell at less than average market prices.
 Owing to the demand we must fill this position at once. Send your ap plication to Guarantee Coal Mining Co.,. 951 Como building, Chicago, H., but do not write unless you can satisfy us as to honesty, reputation and business ability.-adv.
The Little River news., 1921-04-20
Foreman News.

Foreman, April 16.-(SpeciaD-Mr H. M. Martin and family are moving this week to Haynesville, La.
 Quite number of people from Fore man are attending the contest at Nashville Among them are, Mrs. Corrie Stewart, Mrs. Roy Berry and Mrs. c. E. Key, Misses Monkern, Child CTS and White.
 Work in the Sullivan we'll has been suspended on account. of the casing being damned, so it is impossible to get it up or down with the rig they have.
 Several members of the Improve ment club met Tuesday afternoon and set out flowers in the garden by the Frisco station.
 The Thursday afternoon Music Club had a very interesting meeting at the home of Mrs. D. s. Collins. The study was one of our noted American composers, Dudley Buck, and one of his songs was beautifully sung by Mrs. W. M. Gathright. Guests of the club were Mrs. Harry Catching and Mrs. Ralph Mcfarland.
The Little River news., 1921-04-20
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Agricultural Pictures Shown.
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Pictures of agricultural interest were shown at different points in the county this week, including the com munities of Black Jack, Laura Bell and Ogden. They represented the boys and girls club work in various section of the state, mems field cror demonstration and the women's s work in home arts and sciences. The demonstration work is being conducted among the men and women as a com mercial project, while among the boys and girls it is purely educational, how ever, in many instances they are re- ceiving commercial considerations from the results of their club work. The pictures were Of special interest because they were taken from life and showed the different kinds of work actually being done. From the num- Der of expressions received, we are of the opinion that they were very helpful to those who saw them and generally enjoyed by all.
The Little River news., 1921-04-20

Sims had prepared an excellent paper on City Organization" after which Mrs. J. E. Locke read the account of the district meeting was held in Ash down last year. During the business session, many problems in regard to sanitation and health were discussed, and an invitation has been extended to Governor McRae to the general health meeting which convenes in Lit tie Rock, April 27-2s. Governor Me- Rae asked for several representatives from our town. Mrs. Pearl Orton, Mrs. G. D. Gathright and Mrs. Ross Johnston were hostesses for this de- lightful meeting and served delic- ious sandwich and strawberry plate with iced tea. Mrs c. V. Twyman assisted the hostesses in srving. Mrs. Miller, who is an experienced club worker, was enrolled as member and Mrs. Homer CoCgin was a pleasant visitor.
The Little River news., 1921-04-20

The Ashdown Improvement Club meeting Friday afternoon was one of the most profitable meetings of the
 season. Mrs. Pearle Orton served as leader, in the absence of Mrs. Nor man, and the following program was rendered. Some interesting facts about the organization of the G. F. w. c. and it's officers wee read by the leader; Venetian Love Song," was played sweetly bys Miss Goats; ;@Mrs. P. H. Phillips substituted for Mrs. w. I. Joyner with some interesting facts about the Organization of the A. F.
 w. C. and it's Officers;" Mrs. Homer Coggin's voice number, You Are the Rose," added much to the program j; a paper on Organization and Officers of the District" was gotten up in a splendid manner by Mrs. Ben Love; l;
 Mrs. Ross Johnston delighted the members with reading; Mrs. w. o.
The Little River news., 1921-04-20
COTTON TO GERMANY
Will Export Cotton Soon to Ger.
 many.

Washington, April lS.-Preliminary application of southern bank for an advance to assist in financing the ex- portation of 5000 bales of low grade cotton to Germany was approved to- day by the war finance corporation.
 An application of southern bank was also approved in connection with the exportation of a small ship ment of tobacco to Denmark, the cor poration announced. The amount fn- volved in both cases were not made public
The Little River news., 1921-04-20
Warming Order

In the Little River Chancery Court
 Little River county, Ark. Francis Earl Eicheeberger, plaintiff vs. Rozella Pace and Coriner McKibben, defend anst. The defendants, Rozella Pace and Coriner McKibben, are hereby warned to appear in this court within thirty days ans answer the complaint of the plaintiff. Francis Earl Eichee- berger Witness my hand and the seal of said court this 9th day of April, 1921.-Jas. H. Williams, CierK. Rey- holds & Steel, Atty for Pltf J. J. Du- Laney, Atty. ad litem. 5-4
The Little River news., 1921-04-20
Warming Order.

In the Little River Chancery Court, Little River county, Ark. J. l.. Hiatt, plaintiff vs. Mary J. Hiatt, defendant. The defendant, Mary J. Hiatt, is here- by warned to appear in this court within 30 days and answer the com plaint of the plaintiff herein, J. L. Hiatt. Witness my hand and the seal of said court this 22nd day of March, 1921.-Jas. H. Williams, Clerk. Rey- holds and Steel, and Thompson, Attys. for Pltf. June R. Morrell atty ad litem. 4-13
The Little River news., 1921-04-20
White Teachers Institute.

The institute for white teachers will be held at Foreman fin the high school building, beginning June 9th, andl con- tinuing five days, ending June 10th. Prof. L. D. Quinn will be the conduc- tor. All white teachers holding live license to teach in this county, are expected to attend the five days.-L. F. Wheelis, County Superintendent.