South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-24
Man in the Street

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u writing his message. but failed TO
: find out how many cigarets he
smoked.
The French are protesting against
the presentation OF the Geraldine
Farrar film. Jeanne dare" in
Paris oh. Heuenes, Il can't be
any rottener than some Of the
french ideas we have 10 tolerate in
this country.
a New York newspaper asks: rs
lying on the increase ." It's hard TO
ii answer for SI-shawaka- Just as soon
"a the taxes were paid the hshln
season opened.
The country IS always frightened
at the beginning or an administra-
ton because Of the men who congre-
II gate in washington. When It's re-
publican administration taking hold.
there is an outpouring OF scamps,
j and when it's a democratic admins
Fl tratiOn, half the nuts OF the country
seem 10 think they are needed there.
Mr. Volstead SAYS beer Is only a
thirst cure II that's sH It is, no
q physician is needed TO prescribe for
= that what the boys want is some
grand. irresistible, decimating ex-
cuse. Mr.. Attorney.
Lets be silent no more'' fervept-
i ~ exclaimed Mrs. Carrie Chapman
ii Gait addressing the League Of
Il Women Voters. You are right. Sis
ter Carrie. The silence in women is
putting so much stiffness into the
world than whenever a pin drops
the noise bursts our eardrums.
Well. old Aiishawaka ia going TO
have her annual Cleanup April %
2s-27. once a year, II reminds us
OF tho good old Saturday night era
that we used 20 know. We hope the
town viii be swept, scraped. secured.
% lined. painted and given a dose Of
castor oil. II needs all Of these.
The group" support that Mr..
Il Harding received last year will be the
first to leave him. because Il acted
a from no patriotic impulse And as
much a. the democrats need num-
bers we hope IL Will never have any
more truck with the un-American
groups.
Now somebody is plying hus-
bands who have to go home only TO
a manipulate the canopeners. 1t is an
awkward process, but even at that il
is less expensive than exercising
with a corkscrew.
Give your young son a Packard
and plenty OF money to spend and
we'll be he'll never get anywhere
worth while in this world.
Just read the list Of increased
fares and then turn TO John Ho-
ward Payne's immorta! production.
Home Sweet Home" and see how
beautiful it is.
Now the Ohio state Journal is
8 praisinC Gen. Dawes. The general
has won more praise for cussins a
few blue streaIls under provocation
ID than he obtained throughout his
service as comptroller of the cur
rency or as an overseas brigadier
general.
Sen. Spencer says "the presidents
message breathed national honor"
~ What do YOU think OF United
states senator giving expression 10 ii
senseIess. sloppy messy, meaningless
opinion like thate The message de-
served better.
You folks who have the interests
Of your home town i'm view. put it
down and hang it over your bed
stead. Bill Dodge is going TO be the
next mayor OF your city.
Judge Hays Of Chicago rules that
wife NAV search her hushands
pockets. This jurist is behind the
times. MAY search her husband S
pockets? She DOES
We we're amazed 20 read OF a
marvellous woman chess player i'm
London until we came 90 the part Of
the story that mentioned che was
an inmate Of deaf and dumb instI-
tuition.
Asks p friend from the north side:
4 Didn't ] see YOU on the corner Of
i Main and Mishawaka av. Monday
dressed in gray suit and purple
striped silk shirt. talking 10 Jim
j Hennessyc Answer 20 settle a bet
II We were wearing a purple striped
silk shirt. IL wasn't us, as they would
say in Chicago
Now that Phyllis Haver IS star
ring in skirts. folks are conscious
for the first time that she has beauty
OF face. as well.
"Hardings address covers his
campaign pledges" says the New
York Herald. j, buried some OF
them
s A Nfissouri3n in Washington. hon
ing for n postoffice. is telling IL that
his opponent doesn't wear socks. Is
* possible. dye think that Isaac has
discarded these silk ones Of his?
The woman who likes onions and
sees that her husband gets plenty Of
them will ALWAYS be called Oar
Nng" An woodworking wife who
q feeds him carrots, canned corn and
"a smidgcn Of sparrowgrass on toast
may rule the roost but she won't be
hn Taar-rr g~