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The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23

SPEND WEEK END HERE
Miss Rae Leverich of Jamestown
and w. n. Perry Of Minneapolis will
arrive in Bismarck tonight and will
sDend the week end here, guests at
the John Graham home.
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ATTEND INAJMIJRATIOS

ATTEND INAUGURATION
Among those here from Minot to
attend the inauguration are .relativel'
and friends of Governor r. A. A.'Nestos
They include: DR.. and Mrs. P. A. Mes
t,os, Senator Walter Bond, John Kea-
vim and Joseph Bolonger. III
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23

RETURNS FROM TRIP
DR.. F. n. Smyth returned last night
from Regan where he has been on q
county welfare case.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23
MASONS ELECT OFFICERS
AT REGULAR ME$TIN,

AT REGULAR MEETING
At the regular meeting OF the Ma
sons heId at the Masonic Temple
the early part of the week, officers
for the coming year were elected. The
following are names of the officers
and the offices elected to: l.. w.
Lumry, Worshipful Master; Oliver
Lundquist, Senior Warden; F. J.
Grady, Junior Warden; ]. P. French
was reelected treasurer and A. ].
Arnot was reelected secretary.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23
VUSITN\lI SON

Mrs. J. G. Taylor Of Wilton, o pio-
,neer resident of Burleigh county as
Waiting in the city. guest at, the
home Of her son, Theodore Taylor.
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BUKNSTAD VISITORS 43s*. AZ
Mrs. Thomas MNllgan and daugh-
ter OF Burnstad were Visiting friends
in Bismarck t,1day. :e1 r ''. 2
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23

HERE ON BUSINESS
Lynn r. Challoner Of jamestown.
travelling freight agent for the Nor
hern Pacific IS in the city on bust
ness trip.
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VISITING HERE q.
II. ]. Wilm0vsky OF Rus0, N. D. Is
visiting in the city for several; days.
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RETURNS FROM MEETING
Miss. Carrie Haugen, secretary Of
the tuberculosis Association. returned
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23
.JfnPsx,rI{tK,

q '5553.s Al MOI STICK.
Cut the 0ld mop stick off at q con.
ycnient place, bind number OF old
black stockings on and use it to clean
your stove. y.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23

Carnival \ Dance \ at Bakers
Hail Thank sgiying night. lOca
dance. Best music in state.
Everybody guaranteed a good
time.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23
GOODS.

n ~ III w u 49, n w "a ~ \ v, ~ g1.T1 N
7 Canned provisions should be re-
moved from the can Immediately after
the can is opened, for the air, reach
ing them while in the metal contain-.
er, renders them unwh0lesome.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23
PAUL

Miss Edna Sundquist left this morn
iDg for st. Paul where she will spend
Thanksgiving vacation with friends
and relatives. 80
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pETI1RNs m R1sMARCK

: RETURNS TO BISMARCK
]. w. Riley, who went to Fargo the
latter part of the week to attend the
North Dakota State Teachers Asso-
citation returned to Bismarck today.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23
THE FIRST THANKSGIVING DAY
(Florence Borner.)

A long time ago. from land far away.
Our forefathers landed on Thanksgiving Day;
One year had gone by since The Grave Pilgrims came
Their orchards loaded their barns filled with grain;
They set day apart to give thanks to their Lord
Who had given to then, of the best earth a1ords; )
At the close Of each year happy voices raise. M
In thanks to our God for bountful yield sss5ae#
Of carth's richest gifts from the orchard and field
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23

C.S HUNTING TRIP '.s> .
-. l.. Van Hook and J. A. Hyland
left today for Hensler on q hunting
trip. @
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23

i, SHOPPING HERE r.
Mrs. G. i. Thompson Of Wilton was
shopping IN Bismarck yesterday.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23

4; BRIGHTEN CARPETS.
After tie dust HAS been beaten out
,of the carpets then scatter on tho
carpet equal proportions OF corn meal
and salt. G, To
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23

and It Is expected will be even more
popular than those preceding Every
one Is invited to attend.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23

VISITING FRIENDS
Mrs. Francis Marvel Of MenOken is
visiting friends in Bismarck today.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-11-23

!. n Y ~ TO CHICAGO! !it&Ss =. =.
Dr.. WI. f.. Crcwe le.l yesterday fo'
Chicago on e business trip:
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
To Remove Wrinkles

To tho Editor Of Womdn'S Page:
Dear Madam have a dreadful habit
OF forwning and. as a result, have two
deep lines in my forehead. Can they be
removed?
How can I have nice white skin?
Is there any way to keep the hair in
curl? CURIOUS.
Massaging these lines between the
forehead will remove them. It Is done
slowly, with firm stroke from the
bridge OF the nose upward. using the
tips of the first three fingers. \ little
cold cream should be rubbed on these.
when doing the massaging, and some of
the cream should be allowed to stay on
n. terward, as It strengthens the tissues
Wrinkle plasters can be used. also
You can either buy these, or make your
own out of squares of court plaster.
which are fitted over the lines.
You may not be able TO make your
skin the creamy white kind that belongs
naturally to some people. as different
compilations are of different hues. but
you can improve its condition by taking
care to avoid fried foods and rich stuffs.
and drinking n lot of water. Have
plenty of fresh air in the room while
you are sleeping, and take regular
amount of exercise. for both of these
things are very necessary.
II Is also a good thing to find facial
soap that agrees with your skin. and use
II regularly every evening.
There are preparations TO keep the
hair in curl, which are sold at drug
stores and toilet articles departments.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23

then. for the little vase on my brown
desk. oh. dearie, these are lovely"
Had a good time, wife?" asked Har-
vey as they finished their shopping and
started for the train.
Lovely time" said Barbara enthusi-
home with candy and flowers and a
new magazine, besides all our necessi-
ties"
We'll. have to treat my young lady
right" teased Harvey.
The train was crowded and the white.
haired conductor good-naturedly strug-
gled and pushed his way through the
happy end-of-the throng.
'l!ont squeeze me so hard, ladies. you
make me blush" he joked, as he nodded
TO Barbara and Harvey.
Yes, / sold her the hat" said Il girls
voice In front of them. shes my
brothers girl and thinks nothing of buy
ing a .tifty-dollar hat whenever she
Commuters special" whispered Bar
bara. rs mt it funny that what buys
only enough for one PERSONS head will
iced and house and take care of several
other people from head to feet?"
Hero Is our station" smiled Harvey.
we've we've bought happiness today. anyway
Yes. the sugar is in the bag" ro-
guishly teased Barbara.
street.
"I see tho Soys watching for us and
there's baby with her curly head bob
bing in the window Now they see us :
Oh, Harvey, how rich we are We've
little children :"
Next Complete Noyelette-"Their Crys-
tai Anniyersary
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Adventures With q Purse

Nov here is situation that calls
~ for nice ingenuity. situation
that calls for fine spirit of resource
fulncss. situation that must be met .
and mot TO the satisfaction of all. For
today finds mo not with a spirit Of ad-
venturing-or uthGr with u spirit but
with physical limitations. For advcn-
lures are duc--yet behold the humble
seeker mt home with that most. malig
nant misadvcnturCS. the grip. But am
not to bc thus overrued by mere
physical limitations. | shall adventure.
vicariouSIy. If YOU get my meaning
First ! shall tell you what DorothCa
ElS rcCOuntcd to me. Tweed suits
what woman has not already pictured
herself smartly clad in we'll fitting
tweed suit this spring? All. but that is
the whole thing-to he smart that tweed
suit must be well fitting. Well. then.
DorOthca tells me Of n shop that will let
you choose your material. or rather the
color and pattern Of your tweed. your
lining, the very style You would like
your suit made. and then will make the
suit to order for 500 Now when YOU
think of the comfort of having per
fectly made. well fitting suit for that
price. ! think You will agree with Inc
that it is worth it.
For names Of Shops address Wom,n,s
TaGe Editor or ph"ne Walnut or Main 5000
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Making More Money
'.IiIsI Niilkv

Just Milk'
" you happen to ask Mrs. Margaret
Carter, OF Wakefield, Mass, how she
made enough money to buy the large
and prosperous farm over which she
presides with all the pride OF the, sue.
certainly reply with the two monosyl'
tables:
"Just milk"
And there. in two words ia the
answer-for Mrs Carter Is said TO be
the only woman "milkman" in New
England, and she Is without doubt one
of the few women in the country VINO
who make an excellent living out OF
nothing but milk,
When Mrs. Carter announced tina,
she was going into the dairy business
n number of her friends informed her
that at couldn't be done" that the WORK
was too hard for n woman to hanoIe
and that II would take a man to man
age the male help.
mot at ALL" replied the woman who
had made up her mind TO tackle the
Job. "If woman can handle her
husband-and nearly every wife can do
that-she can manage tho dozen or more
men who are dependent upon her for
their wages what's more, I'm gong
to do t." In less than six months Mrs,
Carter had made good on her promise.
She not only had a prosperous dairy
business. with fifty cows, eighteen men.
half a dozen horses and more than 500
customers, but, by her intimate knowl'
edge of how milk, cream and butter
should be prepared for the market, she
added talking points which enabled her
TO extend her sales as fast as the out.
put increased.
Tomorrow-By Knowing OIL
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
HUMAN CURTOS
Ambassador or Ambassadress:

'harlcS Gcnevieve Louis Auguste
Ahdr" Timothce 'Eon de Beaumont
%ch vas the imposing name of one Of
me most amazing characters of history.
'Iitcr known under the title of the
n'Nalicr d'Eon." who. according to all
Con,rmporary historians. appears to have
century.
Born at Tonnerre. France. in 1928.
Ton attracted attention at an early
s" sN tN his remarkable talent for imper-
rna'ng persons OF either sex. Learn-
.IE OF his specially, Louis Nv invited
'Er Young "ChoValicr" to court and
,NGed instructions that his protege was
~ nave a free hand in connection with
m s"iuuon Of the many problems of
II" sTC Millch were constantly cropping
-. "lthin short time he-or she,
,%r ,%p ,lr mystery surrounding the sex of
.,r 'heNaIl"r has never been satiSfac-
mlHE cleared Improved most efficient
",u ~, iouIS, MS reward. bestowed upon
,imn commission in the army There
,,,i,ia ~ it,nSallcr had a most interesting and
sNErllhs career. For a fortnight or so
40 Lol would be a dashinS officer, fear
1S anu neNil-mHy-C Then he would
Gr''IiouSIY disappear and. in his alb
r'uC,' therc would he present at the
~ aUEa, court delicately beautiful wom-
"onII No MI'o, ny III" exercise OF her charms,
Luy,u worm secrets from even the most
i, u'nra veterans of diplomacy Finally
ir was through master coup that
I"I' as man, was sent as ambas-
L.mr Lh.Wor % the court OF the Empress Eliza
J,., Jrm al Moscow and shortly a terward,
,En ','S me absence of the Ambassador,
~ 'INpTcSS appeared with a new maid
disguised '''0 "''e' .
pnnatli'r numerous successes, both in
oiG oiiG'sla and In England. 'Eon grew too
VIII Vyithn', :" play the dual role and retired
,""uI giving any clue to "his" Sc
crfl History records the fact that the
,r"nailer rc,, was super-apy but is silent
''0' inc question OF his" real sex.
Bottle "
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23

No matter how young or how old
we be, we are all suffering this year
froom rose fever. These flowers ap-
pear on all manner Of tullc and lace
and taffcta dancing frocks. and. ns
the trimming for evening wraps, moth
ing makes quite so charming a frame
for the face.
One Of the most delightful wraps
that has been seen in New York Is the
copy of an imported model designed for
the extremely young. This is rose
velvet cape with a deep hood outlined
with roses in such a manner that when
worn the countenancc looks as IL
grown by Mr.. Burbank himself.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
The WOmQn's
Exchange
Fads in Furs

To the Editor Of Womdm's Page:
Dear Madam-Will you kindly advise
me what style furs will be worn with the
spring suits, II small cholIer style or
stoles and capes effects.
a CONSTANT READER.
The small pieces of fur that III close
about the throat will continue to pe the
smartest for wear this spring. Narrow
scarves of fox. and the longer-haired
furs. are also going to be seen.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Those Downpours!

RaincOats that eve really A
protection are well tailored, too.
They are Of Cravcnctto. Schappo
silk, etc. $3.50 to 800.
tiurkPn
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
MendeI BeiIiss Visits U. S.

New York. Feb. 23.-oBy \. p
Mcndcl Bciliss, who several years ago
was charged with the ritual murder
in Russia of Christian boy, Andrew
Iushlinsky. and was aftcrward acquit
ted, was n passenger on the Aquitana
which arrived here yesterday.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
White Tub Silk
Blouses, $3.50

Good quality silk made into
trim, tailored-stylc that women
will like to wear with Spring
suits. This model has nicely
tucked front and a collar to he
worn high or low. All sizes from
% 20 dc
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Addresses Of Actors

To the Editor Of Womdu's Page:
Dear Madam--Wll you kindly give
me the addresses of Charles Chaplin and
Jack Pickford-I mean their residences
at present?
INTERESTING READER,
Both these stars live in the movie COL
ony in and about Hollywood | cannot
give you their correct addresses, but let
ters addressed to them in care of the
Mabel Condor Exchange. Hollywood
boulevard. Hollywood. Calf, will reach
them safely
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Pink Silk Envelope
Chemises, $1.85

Its hard to believe that ono can
get such dainty things at this
price. Cleaning satin or crepe de
chine with lace trimming the tops
and bottoms and ribbon shoulder
straps. All cut generously full.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Spring Ideas in
Wonnen's Goats
and Wraps

Short and long models in velour
wraps ave trimmed in various
ways. The stitching in contrast
inc coIors is quito striking and
elaborate tasscls arc also used.
S22.IO. S23.50. So and 500.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Good Pink and White
Corsets, 81. so

Thrcc models made Of firmly
woven Coutil-toplcSs, low and
medium bust styles for slight to
average figures. The topIess
model has elastic all around and
vcrN light honinC.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Upholstery Remnants

Convenient lengths of scrim,
marquisettc, cretonnC and other
materials for curtains, pillows and
the like. Prices start at lOc a
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Center Aisle
Opportunities
Windsor Ties
Half Price, 25c

Almost every kind and Color
plain navy, plaid, checked and
dotted ones-of satin or crepe de
rhinn
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Mems All-Wool Trousers
SIS to So

The
want and appreciate the awo quality of materials
full tailoring in trousers suits
Many saving this "sprucng
Of old suits and match, almost match
CasmereS chevo and wOrsteds patterns among
them. 'e
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23

Next Complete Soyelctte-"Their cry
tai Anniyersary
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23

Bottle
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23
Free SerEice

Tomorrow-By Knowing oil
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-23

For names Of Shops address Womnn's
TuGe Editor or phcne Walnut or Main 5000
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-02

pleased. He belonged out at
Mothers Place, in the Country,
feeding the White Rabbits. Every
Man who saw him smuggling up
to the Unknown hoped that he
would fall down and break his
Leg.
The Rising Young Attorney
caromed on both sides Of the Aisle
when he went out, for he was still
looking at the Dream. He hid be-
hind a Billboard and saw her
come out with the Human Weasel.
On his way to the Boarding
House h. walked two Blocks past
the Place. The Unknown hid him
tranciGcd. He imarincd himself
riding with her in a Golden Auto
mobile through n Grove of Vio-
lets. There was a Photograph At
tachment under the Seat and she
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-02

time he spotted her, she looked at
least 40 per cent better than the
time before.
Pm for her" he told himself.
Once he saw her coming out of
a Department Store and she made
the others look like the Odds and
Ends of a Rummage Sale. He
heard her Ripppling Laugh and
noted the filmy draperies Cling
.nG to the Annette Kellerman out
mes, and then he was worse off
than ever. A Friend who was
with him said that her name was
Clarice. SO he told his Friend:
Anytime that you read about
Clarice being engaged start in to
drag the River"
When he heard that she had
gone to a Summer Hotel, he trail
cd her and continued his long-dis-
tance Worship. lie was afraid to
get too near for fear that he would
curl up and have a Spasm.
Who was he, Legal Worm, that
he should dare to crave a Word
from those Rosebud Lips or hope
for a melting Glance from those
starlit Lamps?
The best he could ask for was
to send her q Box of long-stem-
med Roses and then 20 and let.
Train run over him and maybe she
would condesCend to attend the
Funeral. That, or else he could
save her life in a Bomb Explosion
and die with his Head in her Lap.
All he wanted was n Romantic
Finish that would leave sad,
sweet Memory behind. He wanted
Guarantee that she would think
OF him = couple Of times and he
would hn satisfied TO die any kind
OF a Death that she might pick
out
While in this desperate Frame
OF Mind, he met Mr.. Buzzer, the
moving Graphophonc and He
Vampire. When the unspeakablC
BuZzer said that he knew Claricc
and stood Aces with her, the soul
full Attorney wanted to throttle
him, for he could not believe that
a real Diana would trine with
Catfish.
However, he accepted the OPP
portunity to hold Converse with
the Star Of his Soul. Buz2er led
him around the long Veranda and
at last he stood in that radiant
Presence.
isis. want you TO know n
Friend Of Mine" said the we'll
known Safe Blower ard Social
Outcast known as Buzzer.
He stood enthralled for at least
one-twentieth of n Second. Then
Claricc got under way.
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WAS fighting to hold his Hand. He
came to just in time to save him
self from walking into te River.
This Attorney was an emotional
Young Fellow. He had a high
John c. Calhoun Forehead and the
yearning Look of a Genius who
would like to trade College Edu-
cation for something to eat. From
the Moment when the Goddess
flashed across his Pathway, he
was Stung in eight different
Places. All during Business Hours
he looked off into Space without
seeing anything in Particular and
he was thinking OF Her.
One Day he saw her on the
Other side of the Street. IL made
him google-eyed and he walked
off the Curb. Another time she
tipped past him on a Bus. Every
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-02

One evening while at A Dramatic
Entertainment consisting of p
Jazz Numbers, a Rising Young
Lawyer looked across the Par
quette and nearly blinded him
self. He thought he had seen
some Bambinos when he had at
tended College and hung around
the Fem Sem, but the Girl that he
now behel1 was in a Class by her
self. She made Cleopatra look like
Martha the Sewing Girl.
The fair Unknown had a pair of
lucandesccat Headlights and
Complexion like the Sunset Blush
on a Snow Bank. She was some
what attired in a WhippedCream
delicatessen Delirium with mauve-
colored Galluses. When she famed
herself it could he seen that she
had put some Jeweler out of the
Business.
It is very seldom that one sees
anything of that kind except in the
back part of a Magazine.
OF course, she did not know that
the Opera Glasses were being
pointed at her. If she had known
that, it would have annoyed her.
It always annoys a Young Woman
who has put on 81 200 worth of
Hurrah Clothes to nave a lot OF
Strange Men do the brazen Up
midtown. The only thing that an
noys her more is to have these
same Goodyear Specialists over
look her entirely.
When some a. would-be Lady
Stealers are giving a Circus
Maiden the Grand-Stand Eye, she
has to be full of Aplomb ir she can
sit through il and not let on. The
Unknown was still Bud and yet
she was thoroughly up In the Part.
She was unconscious of her own
Hit, and she was determined TO
keep or bCi1E unconscious
Amon- the other Things .hc
wore that nE.n'u& wa "a iujtnrr-
weight Escor, VINO had Percy vr.t-
ten all over him. lie wa. ore o.
these a0-pound wrap-Holdcrs who
sAsvcd his Teeth when he vas
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-02
poINGs IN. NORTH CAROLINA.
Hcnderson. IN. C,l Dispateh

Mr.. r. H. 0'Brien. while cutting
tree Friday got his foot hing in some
caught under the tree, AID With no way
. of escape he found he was pinned under
II fast. He at once gave An alarm.
but no rescue came, and he got SO
weak he could not make any one hear
him. So he finally thought OF his axe.
and he managed to get II and cut the
log on. lie got up and came too. He
gave another alarm. and \ coiorcd man
came to his rescue, and took him to his
horse and he got homo. He Is doing
nicely at this writing.
Mr.. G. c, Currin's son was hauling
some water Frjday, and tho barrel of
water rolled out rolling over him. and
bruising and tearing up his face very
badly.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-02
LITTLE TRAGEDIES.

The man struck q match to SEQ II
the gasoline tank ON his automobile
was empty
II wasn't.-Cincinnau Enquirer.
Tho man spccdcd up to 500 II h
couldn't beat the train ia the crossing.
lie couldn't.@-Columbus state.
Tho man set tho alarm clock to sec
II he could beat his wife TO his trousers
pockets. ...-.
lie DIDN'T Springfield tMass) Union.
The man looked down tho barrel OF
his gun and pulled the trigger to SEQ
il " was empty.
II wasnt.--Charlott News.
Tho man asked the girl TO marry him
TO sec II ch" was engaged.
She Notwithstanding Banner.
The man blow out the gas 60 sec IL
tho asphyNiation tales wcrc Jokes
They were not M cmphis CONNER
cial Appeal
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-02

going out TO a Road House tonight
with He and a Friend of his. You'd
better ring in. I'll stake you to a
hot little Jane
When they found the Sentiment
al Attorney in the Woods an hour
later, he was barking like Sea-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-02
RRJEF OBsERyATIONS.

It's not the band wagon that's.
exciting us. but the coal wagon.
Henry Ford is resting up from
making rattlers for the young.
Why worry about political
steam-rollers not working when
the rolling pin still rules the
world. WYOMING.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-02
ELECTRICALLY SPEAKING.

II a woman l. sulky and viii not speak
ENClTER.
IL she gets excited
CONTROLLER.
II sho talks too long
INTERRUPtER,
II she goes nv In the air,
CONDENSER.
n she wants chocolates
FEEDER.
~ she eats too much
REDUCER.
II. she gossips too much ,...
REGULATOR.
II sho is contrary
'-' TRANSFORMER
II she T. willing to como half way
METER
II she wants to 60 farther
CONDUCTOR
II she will como all the way
RECEIVER.
II sho g. q poor cook
DlSCtINRGER.
II she Is wrong
RECTIFlEE.
II she becomes upset.
REV ERSER.
III she ClopCS--
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