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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-07-23
FRANCE INSISTS ON
CONSENT OF BRITISH
Regarding the Sending of Rein
forcements Into Upper
SileSia at Once.
tRy The Associated Press3

PARIS, July 22.-The French gov
ernment late this evening requested
Colonel de Staulaire, French ambassa-
dor to Great Britain again to insist
that the British government consent
to the sending of reinforcements into
Upper Silesia and to a meeting of ex-
perts to consider the Upper Silesian
situation before the assembling of the
supreme council.
The British reply to the latest for
NAL note of Premier BRAND had not
been received up to a late hour to-
night and the French governments ac-
ton is declared to be based on unof-
ficial, though authentic reports that
the reply of the British prime minis
ter would be a re-affirmation of his
position that the dispatch of further
troops to Upper Silesia is unnecessary
and that AZ meeting of the supreme
council to discuss the Silesian problem
should be called in the near future.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-07-23
DECLARES WOMEN
GETTING WORSE
lav rhe Assoelated Press,l

CHICAGO, July 22.-Ambrose j.
Rose 81 years old, granted a decree of
divorce from his third wife, asserted
today that women were getting worse
with every generation"
MY first wife was pretty good" he
said. MY second wife was just me-
dunn, ana the third no good at all"
He asserts he is through with them
all
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-07-23
COTTON MILLS TO
RESUME OPERATION

CHARLOTTE. n. g., July 22.-Secre-
tary J. Leak Spencer of the Highland
Park Manufacturing company, operating
tour cotton mills at and near Charlotte,
n G., whole 1900 employees have been on
trike since June ], announced tonight
that the plans would resume operations
Just as soon as applications for work
we're received from enough operatives
ID man the mills,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-07-23
BANDITS HOLD UP
PASSENGER TRAIN
(ey The Associates Press1

MEMPHIS, July 22.-Robbers held
up the Missouri Pacific passenger No.
205, running between Memphis and
St. Louis, near Vandale, Ark, late to-
night, forcing the express messenger
to throw out the safe containing
monsy mnckages and also robbing the
mas cS\
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-07-23
THE WEATHER TODAY

Pensacola and Vicinity-Local thundss-
showers Saturday and Sunday.
Winds:
East Gulf-Moderate, variable winds.
partly overcast weather and occasional
showers Saturday.
West Gulf-GeneraI to moderate south
winds and fair weather Saturday.
U. S. Weather Report.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-07-23
Troops in Forty Eight Hours

PARIS, July 22.-The departure for
Upper Silesia of a French division in
readiness on the Rhine was said in
official circles this forenoon to be a
question of 4S hours.
The government will await a reply
to the note handed to Great Britain
yesterday which is expected during
the day or tomorrow. Immediately
afterward it is forecast, marching or
ders win be given the division, which
will proceed for Silesia by rail through
Germany.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-07-23

IiIsIlesLs .+-.. oI -I1oWest -...@...T3
Mean n--..--.........7 Normal .a..s2
Mean same date last year, 76
Accumulated excess this year to date,
Highest Of record for July, IOs degrees.
Rainfall
For "a hours ending Z D. m, o.
Total for this month to D. m, 5.77.
Normal for July, T.27 inches.
Accumulated deficiency this year to
date, 632 inches
Humidity
q m, 81. z noon. 70. Tp. m. 50.
Barometer ]
Z q. m. 1901. 2 .. m. 1901. a-s.ssz1
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-07-23
France to Blame If Polish Insurrectior

France to Blame 1t Polish Insurrection
BERLIN, July 22.-France will be
responsible if a Polish insurrection
breaks out in Upper Silesia. declares
Minister of the Interior Gradnauer in
statement published by the Tage-
blatt today.
''Only a speedy decision regarding
Upper Selesia can avert a great disas-
ter the minister says. The situation
in Upper Silesia is critical A Polish
insurrection can only break out IL
France desires it and brings it about"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-07-23

; II ieA.t y AAy -. 1871.
Sunrise ....5:02 a m.
Sunset ....6::48 pm.
Moonrise ....8:53 pm.
moonset .....S.13 a. m.
Next phase Of the
moon, Last Quarter,
July 27.
High tide ..11:4s am.
Low tide ..,10:07 pm.
Yesterdays Weather.
Temperafgre
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-07-23
PENSACOLA'S HARBOR

Can Accommodate the Navles OF
che World z--lz-3
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Cooking by the Dozen

THE world is familiar with
split infinitives. split tickets,
split hairs and split pea
soup.
Now II is testing out the split
cook-the newest idea In twisting
the tale Of the servant problem.
The plan is perfectly simple.
even If 1t isn't simply perfect. A
dozen or more families club to-
gether in a community kitchen"
and have one cook for all Of them.
And after they have dubbed to-
gether in this way for a few weeks
they have to use all the self-control
they possess to keep from clubbing
separately.
In theory the idea is a good one.
Instead Of preparing enough for
one family the community cook
prepares enough for twelve fam.
flies.
But in practice
II she's a good cook she can
serve them all. And II she's a poor
cook she can poison them all.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

what you are going to say whom
Elizabeth reaches earshot distance.
Let US take It upon ourselves
to suppose that you choose Ounce
No. Z for this particular case.
When Elizabeth draws near be.
come earnestly engrossed in CONVEX
sation with your friend. Be emphatic.
Accent your remarks with pound
ings Of the palm or face or any.
thing handy, and be very generous
with your gestures. Show your
companion Just how wide It was
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

and-onion whin will permeate the
whole neishborhood.
There will be no room for
neishboriy jealousy and neighborly
spite. The wife can't say: We'll,
II you'd give me . larger allowance
I could buy portsrhouse steak IN.
stead Of salt pork once In O while. /"
Nor complain: II don't see why
We can't have roast goose. The
Smiths do. and he doesn't get .
bit more salary than you do"
On the question Of chicken,
however, the community kitchen
presents q real problem. How 10
the white meat going to be divided
among twelve families! VIII It be
q case OF first come, FIRST served:
or win the family which lives near.
est the kitchen get hrst choice?
Some equitable system Of divid.
ing the fowls will have to be de-
vised. The Job can't be put OF on
the cook. nor left to the laws of
natural selection. Murder might
result from the loss of the second
joint, and Q regular Kentucky feud
might break out over . mere detail
OF breast.
And think of the poor head Of
the family-the heads Of ell the
twelve families. in fact. How will
1t be arranged 20 that they can
continue TO enjoy the neck and-siz-
zard diet to which they have grown
accustomed? They have been on
these rations for so long that
sudden change might prove fatal.
This 10 the rock upon which the
split diet plan will split.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

And IL she's an average cook
and most Of them are-she win DO
able to burn twelve times as many
roasts, break twelve times as many
dishes and waste twelve times as
much butter.
The only thing she wouldn't be
able to do in the same proportion
Is carry things home with her. She
won't be able to carry OF twelve
times as much, because she's al
ready carrying all she can manage
and more than she can eat.
The advantages of the scheme
are purely psychological. For in
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
BY Isle Bell.

stance. til" wife under the COM
munity plan won't be able to stick
her head out the back door or
down the dumbwaiter shaft and an.
nounce after q moment Of shifting
that the Joneses are warming over
the corned beef and cabbage to-
night"
II anybody's having warmed over
corned beef and cabbage they'll all
be having It. The aristocracy Of
the larder will be abolished.
Every dining room will exhale
the same flavor. II It's ash. It will
be fish with a vengeance. II it's
liver and onions. one grand liver.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Household Hints

PLOTTING paper may be used
n TO remedy q leak in the roof.
Screens may be removed
with the aid Of . screwdriver and
profanity.
When linoleum wears out the
holes may be disguised by buying
new linoleum.
Some curtains shrink from being
washed, and some housewives
shrink from washing curtains.
A combination OF soapy water
and elbow grease win remove
stains.
There Is such q thing a. leaving
. roast In the oven too long.
II the water pipes freeze apply q
hotwater bottle TO the affected
parts. II may or may not have an
affect on the affected parts.
Avoid dropping glassware into
the kitchen sink, for such treat
ment has been known to break It.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

and approximately how long.
Shout around with your facial
muscles, but make very little noise.
When Elisabeth gets very near
be sure and steer your course 30
as to bring Elisabeth between you
and your friend. sidestep, as 1t
were, and bid your friend do like
wise.
When you. your friend and Eliza
beth are in the geographical relation
of the left, right and centre divi-
sions Of q sandwich. II IL effective
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
By Rhoda Montade

known your. 1. brother; 2, sister;
8. I, stc, other relations. II she
makes this mistake she win re-
turn your saiutation with Joyous
greetings. either on the spot or the
next time she sees you.
Those, dear reader. are the main
principles Of Duncing the Dumb
belle. And should you. from some
inward doubt. the why Of II in
quire, We might say that all blondes.
but more especially those named
Elizabeth. appreciate being dunced
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

for you to murmur loudly. why.
err
When Elizabeth turns around. a.
she inevitably viii, drop your voice
and continue still more earnestly
to converse with your frend).
Elizabeth win suffer q sprainsd
neck, perhaps, but thine Is the
honor and hers the neck. and you
can take your choice.
The spicy part Of this is that Oft
times In the chilly night Elisabeth
will consider that she probably had
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
An Accomplished Cow.

A CCoRDINq to this advertise.
"a ment In q Connecticut country
paper. there 10 . COW in New Eng.
land who is possessed Of rare &C.
complishments:
"wanted-A steady. respectable
young man to look after q garden
and care for q COW who has . good
voice and Is accustomed to sing in
the choir"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Fairy Tales

m A ) good as new"
"a Five minutes to the car
line"
Bottled in bond,
Wed love to have you call
again."
We've got something just as
good"
Painless dentistry"
Below cost"
1.-THE friendly jap"
when in a hurry use the tele-
phone"
"Thres treatments make you
beautiful
81 was too young to remember
that"
Easy payments"
Everyone says I look like Mary
Pickford."
Hops and malt for temperance
drinks"
Wed love to hear you sing"
"The Subway Sum-"
Tickets bought Of spectators
not accepted"
1.-TWO can live cheaper than one"
Slightly used cars"
"To-day's weather.
Prohibition"
Fresh every day"
Hand Numbered"
Cheaper than paying rent"
Absolutely free"
Bone dry"
"Brotherly, neighborly and pla-
tonic love-"
This car costs nothing for up
keep"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

ffoR sALE-Honsy BY the Producer say. subO.rd View.
always heard that bees intelligent
knew they were going Into business themselves
who ar. attending vacations. school ,.ooo ~,
underground ought to be deep thinkers.
Ankles: They used to be snapshots they're exposures
way Of the an.s.or hard tn. CO...
noissls.. typewriter he'd
better marry her. ..'. -
pay $50 for . new hal, butt. will b. on A.
Now the kissing champ Of Europe
gentleman Of France
And Q iadsa
ooshi He likes to take a chance.
Is waiter with shslr,mm.d
Nothing unpleasant the Peknsese
except being treated like
A thinking hsr nssisee-oose and airy
dig ba-News item Evidently tn.
worms won't even meet them half
but mans head his he with It
Report you a Wales for $500 but
like picture Of
playing golf
little
don't
And everywhere the fashions
Her waist
falling
racturing his
When of the bunk that written
wonder why it send to Africa for ivory
going according
Headline: Weekend Morocco Many Killings"
o week.enda
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Wei Try This.

IAMBs-You say you write dun
- ming letters to yourself and sign
them with fictitious names. What
do you do that fort
william-You see, my wife Ii al
ways after me for money and when
she reads those letters she be-
comes discouraged.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
How He Knew.

How He Knew.
tSVOU cruel boy" said the fash
i ionably dressed young woman
to the youth whom she found rob-
bling q birds nest. why do you
take those eggsf Think Of the dear
mother bird when she comes back
and
That's all right, miss" an.
swered the boy, "the mother bird
IL dead"
How do you know THAR"
II see her on your hat"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Honest.

noARDER ION Ieaving)-Madam,
- you are one Of the most honest
persons have ever met.
Landlady-I'm glad to hear you
say that, sir.
Boarder-Yes; your honesty 10
even apparent on the very front
Of your establishment. Your sign
says, "Boarders taken in"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Evidence.

SSWHERE have you been, my
w dear?"
walking In the park, mother"
And with whom!"
mo one"
mo one?"
mo one"
IN that case" continued the
mother, relentlessly. you will
please be so kind as to explain why
you have returned with q walking.
stick instead Of an umbrella"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
What to Saw to Blondes -Elizabethics

TT has lately become the fashion
for certain writer's To state, II
unctuous terms. what they
consider to be the great American
sport" or the great indoor sport
Of eating dinner. getting engaged
saving time, ETC., and etc., ad nux
vomica. Each of these writers
would have one believe that his
particular entry is the pastime
most INDUCED in by the American
people.
One may believe these writer's II
one Is obliging.
But we aren't.
So we beg to differ.
We might say. with the poet,
that 1t isn't what, but who you
do that gets you by"
Anyhow. we have an idea that
the sport most INDUCED in just now
is that Of sending bills. 1t must be
q pastime, for IL not, why do 30
many people send so many bills so
many times?
You will notice that we say this
delightful recreation is the most
popular Just now. We do so ad-
visedly. For, with the present
large increase in the blonde popu-
lation, II 10 stated on good author
tty-our own-that the coming
game will be that so lovingly called
by its enthusiastic practitioners
Ounce the Dumbelle."
Close the windows. Kick the re-
porters out. Cut the telephone
wire. Gag the sentry. Thon get
this hitherto secret dope on Dune.
ing.
The best duncees in the world
are blondes!
This doesn't mean that all blondes
are dumbbells or that all dumb
bells are blondes. We know sew.
eral blondes and several more
dumbbells.
But 1t does mean that blonde6
are more dunceable than brunettes.
Redheads can take care of them
selves.
And to carry out the instructions
further, the duncee should be named
Elizabeth. Others will Ounce, but
not 50 easily. cor course in the
male section, all gents named Fitz-
herbert or Butch are easy gather
ing. but as this is for male readers
only, we will pass that fact up,
since no male would better Ounce
another made.)
We will assume that you have
selected q blonde named Elizabeth
for your duncing. Then assume
that you and a companion OF either
sex are walking along q shady
street.
Very we'll. Count, you are now
walking with o companion along q
shady street. You observe, far up
the street, the approach Of Eliza
beth.
You see her coming. You see
her first, that Is. And let this re-
main in your bean for years:
Always see her first!
Don't attempt to Ounce her II
you see her last or next to last.
See her first, by all means.
Then after having sighted the
craft. get your course and cast of
the pinnacle and otherwise disport
yourself In the meantime. while
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Good Idea

JACK HARDUP with unwonted
y enthusiasm BY Jove! see
that some fellow 10 talking about
introducing Q bill into the House
making II q misdemeanor to send
annoying letters to anybody. Very
clever idea, that. I'll have my
tailor locked up for six months, by
Jove!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
OF Course

UCooDNEss. John" said
" woman to her husband, your
suit looks a. II you had been sleep
ing In IT,"
Well" replied John, why notH
Isn't that the suit I wear at
church,"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Help |!

CoPHIA isentimentally)-f dear
- iy love. to listen to tho ticking
Of a clock. It seems to me that
a clock has q language Of its own.
Mr.. smart-Yes, Sophia, the
clock has . language-you might
say q dialect.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

once In awhile. In fact, there 10
no one on this mundane sphere
whom they, the Elizabethan
blondes, hold in such high esteem
as . good, downright duncer-once
In awhile.
OF course there are other ways
Of duncins. For example. instead
Of calling loudly Why err
you may with just as much effect
say "say-linE." the ling being
more or less subdued. Again, you
might get BY on Say. er. Joe"-.
And 20 II goes.
We are issuing . booklet soon
which will contain more than one
hundred selected receipts for dunc-
Ing. Each one has been tried on
ourself and 10 guaranteed to give.
satisfaction. This booklet will be
sent in plain wrapper 10 any ad.
dress east Of the Mississippi for
price that we have not yet deter.
mined. A soon a. We finish It.
no duncer should be without II.
But to give you your moneys
worth right now We win hand you
the In parties tres Of duncing--ths
vulcanized para. 90 called because
necks Of that material are the only
ones not susceptible to It's infiu.
ence.
The vulcanized para was invented
BY that duodecimo OF the old school
duncers, Windy Bill Hickey. the
Third Avenue Heartbreaker, who is
said to have supported three sur
seons ant an ambulance driver by
the effech Of his duncing.
BY special permission Of the
proud inventor We quote from his
monograph on the subject:
THE duncee consists OF q group
Of females. Stationary or Ia
motion IL unimportant. Approach
said group. in company with .
trusted companion who IL unable
to laugh when he might be expected
to DO so. We will suppose the
females are talking, although
granting the extraordinary nature
Of such supposition.
As 10 necessary In most dune.
ins, seem to be deeply interested
In the conversation Of your friend,
who should appear to be teNing you
Of something vitality important.
Best of all, let your companion
seem to be upbraiding you"
(Hickey. in his slangy way, is
telling you to pretend that your
companion IL balling you out.)
when you are very near the
females. suddenly interrupt your
friends talk and say loudly and
protestingly, Well, couldn't
marry the girl
upon which the females will
turn around and stare at you.
because
(Tense silence.)
"'She has Q rubber neck!'"
In this connection II Is proper
to announce that entries for tho |
national lawn duncins champion.
ship will close the night before |
Christmas. Entries should be sent |
to the writer. The mixed doubles |
tournament will start a. soon Is
the doubles can be mixed up suf. |
nciently, and Ladislaus II. o'stein.
former shaving cup winner, has OF. |
fered a handsome pair Of morocco |
leather earmuffs to the winner Of |
the 2oo-yard singles. J
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Well Timed on Both Sides.

Well Timed on Both Sides.
tCTHAT certainly was q very fine
1 sermon" said an enthusiastic
church member who was an ardent
admirer Of the minister. "A fine
sermon, and we'll timed. too"
"Yes," answered his unadmiring
neighbor; ut certainly was well
timed. Fully half Of the congrega.
ton had their watches out"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Effective, Too.

SCTHERE ought to be q law
i against aviation" said the
humane citizen.
There is one" replied the cold
biooded man. "The law Of gravita-
tion Is continually interfering with
t."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
A Minutes Walk.

nUTTON-Got Q house In the
- country, eh, and going to buy
a motor-car! Aren't you living q
little beyond your station7
Subbubbs-Yes; that's why I'm
going to get q motor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Well Concealed.

wen concealed.
NVoUR trouble" said the Opt.
i mistic friend, may be =
blessing in disguise"
Well" sighed the afflicted one.
Il must say It 10 the cieverest dis
suise I ever saw"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Easy.

tU NEVER pay old debts"
! How about your new onesr'
"Oh, I let them get old"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Impossibility.

ONO man can serve two masters"
~ observed the good psrson who
was visitins the penitentiaiy.
II know IT," replied Convict No.
1913. "I'm in here for bisamy."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Proof.

Uno you believe that poets are
~ born, not made?"
Sure. Who'd be so crazy as to
make . poetf"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Wit of the Week
Economic Defense.

Economic Defense.
SSWHY don't women dress sensi.
W bly?"
III they did half the industries
Of the world would 20 to smash"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Improving.

uE-since I met you I have only
IL one thought.
She-Well, that's one more than
you had when We met.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
One Reason.

CCHOoLMISTRESS - Master
- Isaac, what wrong did the broth.
ers OF Joseph commit when they
sold their brother?
Isaac-They sold him too cheap.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Which II Different.

GLE says he 10 always outspoken
III in his wife's presence"
He means out-talked."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09
Favorite Poems City-Lifed
The Village Blacksmith

YNDER the spreading busy street
The subway guard he stands,
The guard mighty man u he
With large and pushy hands,
And the muscles Of his frseklsd srns
Are strong a. iron bands.
He packs the crowds into the trains
Like ssrdines In . tin,
He puts two where ons stood before,
The fat - we'll ~ thin,
And looks the whole crowd In the face
With mean, sarcastic grin.
And people coming home from work
Are showed In the open door,
And though it's crowded to the edge
He keeps on loading more,
And At him brimstons language fiiss,
Which makes him shove the more.
When he soes to the Great Beyond
Uf he's booked for that plses)
hope Old Csbs toets loud his horn
To make this sub-suard r.es,
And then hope Saint Pete will slam
The gate right In his facsi
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-10-09

Speaking Acquaintance.
UNCLE NED-why. Johnnie, you
~ don't swear. 40 you?
Johnnie-No, / don't swear, but
know all the words.