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Evening journal., 1921-06-13
WatS-d-MaHer
BrOtUnSOn?

sun Company, leaders I'm the
Delaware River Industrial
League, declares that its requests
for games with teams I'm VIII
mingtOn have not been answer
ed. BrownsOn. according 90
Manager AIlston. should be say
ing something about a return
tilt with the Oil boys. The sun
Company feels they have one of
the best attractions in this sec
ton ana they have n right 10
feel that way. Wilmington man
ayers should get I'm touch with
r.. NJ. AllstOn, sun Oil Company,
Marcus Hook. Pa.
Evening journal., 1921-06-13
Ar THE MAJESTIC

with everyone taking a chance on
economy and with money one of the
rarest things TO be found, the people
in Wilmington might be interested
in watching some one who has
money to burn and throw away
(even II it is only stage paper). Ros-
coe (Fatty) Arbuckle is this some
one' with too much money. He acts
so at the Majestic where he is play
ing the lead in "Brewster's Millions"
screen story Of George Barr Me-
Cutcheon's wll-known tale.
Without the Rockefeller privilege
of giving away a million at a time.
Monte Brewster trying to spend two
million dollars in year finds the
only outlet for his funds in riotous
living and even this at exorbitant
prices does not slice his principal 10
any great extent.
"Brewster's Millions" is a feature
length comedy with the same speed
and the same proportion OF laughs
as the two-reel farce in which Ar
buckle first became famous. Com
edy gags are used in profusion
throughout and act as an incentive
toward making "Brewster's Millions
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izton) o'Roursus

and Joseph (sexton) o'Rourane.
basso.
There will be two exhibitions Of
boxing by Battling Barnes and Joe
Martin and also Buchy McGinnis
and Micky Morris
Johnny Cooper and his tumblers
from the Y. M. c. A. win also be on
hand Parson Marks will give an
exhibition OF shadow boxing The
The public can get tickets from the
committee: o. Hackett. Paul Marks
John Maloney. Beryl Long, Al
Barnes. John Brogan and Charles
Hayes. The fun will start at S-1h
| o'clock.
Evening journal., 1921-06-13
TEXACO DEFEATS
NATIONAL ANALNE

In an exciting game on Saturday
Texaco defeated National Aniline by
the score Of 10 to 4. The game was
featured by the heavy hitting Of
Reed and Talbot. who made three
hits each. and the fielding Of Nestor
- phoaaa Score.
Evening journal., 1921-06-13
Totala

Earned runs. Texaco. s; Aniline. /.
Three base hits. Amis. Reed. Home
runs. Dawson, Nestor. Base on balls,
on Lilly. 2. on Ferry. 2. Struck out, by
Lilly. 8; by Ferry. 5. Double play, Daw-
son TO Windsor to Talbot Hit by
pitcher. Rhoads Stolen bases, Talbot,
Heron. Dugan, 2; Chestnut, Men, Nc
Nab.
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Your old Favorite Is az the Majestic.

establish a record for laugh coming.
The dollar comes in for more fun
in the added comedy also at the Ma
jestic-"Money Talks"
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CRACKERJACKS ON.

The Crackerjacks will meet Will
sons wild Cats at Twenty-second
and Claymont streets tonight. The
Ane-up viii be< H Walker. catcher;
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Weeks s Baseball
TwiHght Games
MONDAY.

star w. Msuessl.. Eden Park.
y. m
EastIake independents vs.. EDGE
Moor Reserves. Edge Moor, y. m
bronze vs.. West End, Eighth
avenue and Duncan, Q y. m.
Tigers W. Camden Black Sox.
Harlan Field. 5.f5 D. m.
Crackerincks ". Wildcats, End
and Ch,ymont. r. NJ.
TUESDAY,
Electric Hose and Rubber W.
ket. 0.1b u. m.
Lorraine Reserves va Goodman.
Rockford No. I. p. m.
Wilmington High Seniors Va
Faculty. Baynard Field. $50 D m
WEDNESDAY.
EastIake Independents vs. Liberty.
Seventeenth and spruce. $50 p m
NEWSPAPER LEAGUE.
News vs.. Journal. at Military
Grounds. Umpire Gerhaueer.
EIks vs.. Kiwanis. nc Harlan
FIeId. Umpire n. Cunningham.
Rhoads ". Alec. at Second and
DUPONT. Umpire wmtrup.
Bankers W.. star. at Eden Park,
Umpire Hastings.
INTERCHURCH LEAGUE.
Bethel W. Union. KirkwoOd Park.
p M
THURSDAY.
journal Va stanton. Stanton. 6
Lorraine W.. Piummers' Starr
SENIOR CHURCH LEAGUE.
6 p. m.
Goodman vs.. Westminster. Rock
W Brandywine vs.. Grace. Rockford
Nj. salem Va. ST. Paul. Baynard
Old swedes vs.. Second Baptist.
Baynard No. 2.
JUNIOR CHURCH LEAGUE.
p. m.
Grace W. Emmanuel. Rockford
Union vs. Goodman. Rockford
No. 3.
West vs. Second Baptist, Bay
nard No. I.
Westminster W. first-Central'
Baynard No. 2.
81. Paul vs.. Brandywine, Bay
nnrd No. a
FRIDAY.
IHTERCHURCH LEAGUK
Bethel vs.. EziOn. KirkwOOd Park
y. m.
Evening journal., 1921-06-13

Total knockouts registered b
heavyweight champions from Johk
l.. to now. plus record OF Georges
Carpenter, present challenger foe
the title.
Evening journal., 1921-06-13

LOOKING for amusement which yos
can afford7 shellpot Park has tt
ADV.
Evening journal., 1921-06-13

l.. Townsend, pitcher; r. Johnson,
shortstop; d. Kane. first base; f.
Furrowh, second base: l.. Kane,
third base; II. Spencer, left field;
st. Clair. centre field; A. Money,
right field. Any teams desiring
games with the Crackerjacks should
Address e. Johnson, iii East
Fourteenth street. City.
Evening journal., 1921-06-13
TUESDAY,

Electric Hose and Rubber Va
Eastlnke. Twcnfy-nin and Mar
ket. 6.1b y. m.
Lorraine Reserves va Cookmnn'
Rockford No. 1. 8 p. m.
wilmington High Seniors Vs.
Faculty, Baynard Field. $50 p m
Evening journal., 1921-06-13

Totals ...-...-.-ss.sll II u II
sBattcd for Aahman In ninth inning.
stKaufor out, hunted on last strike.
sssBorcily ran for Vernon In NTH in
ming. - ..-..
SCORE BY INNINGS.
| Congolcum ........O . q o.
sun co. ...........0 80 o XII
! Earned runs. SUM- 8. Congoleum. Q
Stolen bases. Sun. A.. Congoleum g.
I Two base hits, klbler. Lynch. Swecny.
: Elliott BorclSy, Pierce. Throe-oase hits
/ Kibler. Home runs. Vernon. Cloud
] Sacrifice hits. Fullerton. Borcly Hit by
pitcher. BY Pierce, /. by Cannon, g.
Struck out. by Pierce, s. by Cannon IL
Base on balls. OF Cannon. J.. Double
plays. Fullerton 10 Vernon. McNicholi
/ to Ashman. Umpircs. Wright and
Smith.
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rNrERcmURcH LEAGUE.
THURSDAY.

Bethel W.. Union. KirkwOOd Park.
8 D. M
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WEDNESDAY.
NEWSPAPER LEAGUE.

Fa@tIale Independents vs. Liberty
Seventeenth and spruce, $50 p- m.
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journal Va stanton. Stanton.
p. m g..
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
HONOR
.DEADs.LEAD[R
'5I'ITF lEEI6f
Frances Flag Carried in.
Funeral Procession by
Veterans
Veterans
tBy Associated Press !

CINCINNATI. June 11.-Not
since the funeral Of General Joseph
T. Hooker. OF Civil War fame,
which took place in the seventies
has there been such a military
funeral cortege in this city as that
presented as the sequel to the ser.
vices this afternoon over the body
Of Col. Fred W. Galbraith.
The funeral will be give nan In
ternational phase by the presence
of Marcel Knecht, French high
commissioner to the United States
who was close friend OF the de-
ceased soldier, and Capt. Levergne,
air attache OF the French embassy
at Washington. who will officially
represent Ambassador Jusserand
Knecht was accompanied by two
French veterans who will carry
their colors In the funeral proces.
sion.
One of the most impressive of
the hundreds OF floral tributes
will be a palm around which will
be the tri colors which will be
placed on the coffin. 1t Is the trI.
butte Of the city of Chateau
Thierry, France.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
Tells o. GREAT
GOOD BUSINESS
MEMS ASSD. DOES.
Many New Members At.
tended Meeting Last
Night

Growth Of the Fairmont Business
Mems Association was commented
upon last evening at ths quarterly
meeting. at the Y. M. C. A. by Harry
]. Hartley, the president Of the or.
ganization. Mr.. Hartley stated that
the association was ten years old
last March and he told Of the great
good that his firm had received
from 1t. Out OF the dozen orgahI:
cations that the concern holds men,
bership in. he says without a doubt
the Fairmpnt Business Mems Asso.
citation gives the company the great.
est service. Directly and Indirect.
ly whan members deal with the as.
sociation they: can reap much good.
The item Of collection-as well us
that protecting; the merchant
against undesirable advertising are
among the best features of the or.
ganiZation. and Is a great saving to
the business people OF the city in
his opinion. The trading stamp
evil" which he termed mot d
good one" has never reached Fair.
mont and in his opinion the. .mer.
chants association was the means
Of keeping 1t out, added Mr.. Hart:
ley. ..
Thirty.nine new members were
received into the membership Of
the association within the past few
weeks. c.. g. Gonaway was the
chairman OF the live committee
Continued on page eight y
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
NEW JERSEY TOWN SHOCKED BY
PARTICULARLY ATR0GI0US crime
Mutilated Body of Little White Girl Found Buried
InCellar Of House Occupied by Negro
Who Was Next Door Neighbor

Moorestown every night. Last night
he was seen In town but has not
been found by the police. n
The, little victim was the daugh.,
ter OF Michael Russo, a tailor. Live
ly's family, consisting OF his wife
and five-y year-eld son has been away
from home, for more than a week.
In the hunt for tho child County
Detective Parker directed Chief Of
Police Bradshaw to search Liyelyts
house. While poking through the
dirt floor Of the cellar Bradshaw
found the body.
Liyely's wife was found by the
police. today and locked up In the
Burlington county jail at Mount Hol-
". She said she, knows nothing o,
the crime
According to Parker Liyely.s
house was searched because of his
aparent nervousness when spoken
to about the search for the child
during the week.
The community is aroused and ex-
ira precautions have been taken to
safeguard Lively when found.
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B-&-oEngineer Goes
Over Monongah Div.

E. G. Lane, Baltimore, BIG o.
engineer maintenance OF way left
this morning from Fairmont for
Connellsv!lle. He was accompanied
by H. R. Gibson, Connellsville dl.
vision engineer OF, the G Connellsville
division. Four days this week Mr..
Lane and A. q. Freygang, Grafton,
division engineer, Monongah divis-
ion, made a motor car inspection
OF the Monongah division. Every
portion of the division was gone
over including the various spurs,
except the NJ. R., which is in good
condition.
Notice was posted at the B. q,
o. shops at Mount Claire shops.
Baltimore, on Thursday that be-
ginning next Wednesday that prac-
tically all OF the force Of men there
would be suspended due 70 The
slump In business. From 1900 10
1900 employees are affected BY the
general shut down. M
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
[By Associated Pressl

M00REST0WN, MI, June H.
A. particularly atrocious crime was
revealed here today by the Burling-
ton, county authorities when they
announced the finding Of the badly
mutilated body Of seven-year-old
Matilda Russo, who had been miss
Ing since last Saturday.
The police are searching for Lew
is Lively. a negro, 35 years old In
connection with the killing OF the
child.
The child's body was found buried
in the cellar of Lively's home which
Is within so feet of that Of the Rus
so family in East Second street.
East Moorestown. The throat had
been cut and the abdomen slashed.
According to the authorities the
child had been mlstreated before
she had been killed.
The body was found yesterday but
the crime was not revealed by the
police In the hope OF capturing the
murderer. Lively is employed in
Philadelphia and came home TO
r
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
PITTSBURGH TOUR
PICTURES COMING
Will be Shown At Place to
Be Selected By
C. of c. 4

T. D. Connell. secretary Of the
Fatrmont Chamber of Commerce.
will attend the meeting Of the
Monongahela Valley association to
be held in Elkins on Monday. Mr..
Connell will drive to Elkins in his
automobile.
Motion pictures of the Golden
Rule tour Of the Pittsburgh Cham.
Der Of Commerce will be shown
here on July IS at the commerce
body room or wherever the direc.
tors see fit, according to an an.
nouncement received today from
John F. Cowan. publicity manager
of the Pittsburgh organization.
In this weeks issue Of "PItts.
burgh First" Mr.. Cowan has an.
other splendid writeup on the new
river bridge.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
Summer School
To Open Monday

The summer term Of the Fair.
mont State Normal school will
open on Monday for eight weeks
with prospects of a nunusually
large attendance. President Joseph
Roster will be in charge Of the
summer term and a faculty com.
posed Of the following will be as
,sociated with him: r. L. Lively,
Miss Dorcas NJ. Prlchard. Miss
Laura F. Lewis, Harold F. Rogers,
Miss Virginia Gaskill. Mts8 Laura
Riggs, Homer c. Toothman, i. o.
ARh, Miss Blanche Gibson.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
OLD RIVER BRIDGE
WILL BE CLOSED

In connection with the change in
street car service on the East Park
and Norwood lines neccssitated by
the repairs on the old river
bridge, Howard Hardesty Of the
Traction company this morning
made the following announcement:
Owing to repairs to be made on
the old river bridge blythe .Balti.
more C Ohio, 1t will be necessary
to close that bridge to travel for
at least thirty days effective, Mon.
day, June 13, and 1t will be nec-
essary for our patrons on the East
Park and Norwood cars to trans
fer at the old bridge. One large
care will be operated every twenty
minutes from corner Of Madison
and Main streets to B & o. Sta
tion and passengers will transfer
to East Park and Norwood cars
which will be waiting at the east
end Of bridge. There will be no
schange in the schedule OF the
East Park cars. First car leaving
corner OF Madison and Main streets
every twenty minutes from 5:35
A. N. until 11:15 P. NJ. First car
will leave Playground at 5:55 A.
n. and twenty minutes thereafter
until 1885 P. NJ.
The Norwood schedule will be
changed and forty minute service
will be given from 6:35 A. NJ. until
11:15 P. NJ. Car leaving corner of
Madison and Main streets every
forty minutes from 6:35 A. NJ. un-
til 1875. P. NJ. Passengers will
transfer at the bridge. The first
car will jleave Norwood at 1900
A. N. and every forty minutes
thereafter until 11:40 P. NJ.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
City's Building
Work Going On

Work is progressing nicely on the
soundaticn OF the sI1-story hulld!ng
which G. D. Robinson will erect on
Merchant street opposite the East
Side APPROACH Of the new bridge. Con
crete blocks are being laid as a foun
datfon OF the building will be erect
ed for the present time.
The work Of raising the brick and
frame houses on Washington street
below Monroe Is progressing stead
lily. There G. e. Hutchinson and
Brooks Hutchinson will erect a store
building.
Terra Gotta tile are being placed
on the lot at Fairmont avenue and
Third street where the new M. E.
church, South, will be erected, For
some days the work Of excayating
has been under way. O.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
Irish Recognition
Council Meeting

A meeting Of Commodore John
Barry Council OF the American Asso-
citation for the Recognition Of the
Irisht Republic was held last night
in st. Peters parochial school hall.
In the absence OF the president, W.
NJ. Kennedy, James ]. Kennedy pre-
sided.
Informal talks were made by Mrs.
y. A. Vincent, Mrs. VIII Smith, Sam
Bracken and others. A number Of
musical numbers were given by
Frank Jordan and Miss Anna Frank.
H. A special meeting OF the council
viii be held next Friday night, June
u, at which time some good local
speakers Will ibe heard.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
GOUNIY10FFIGER
.VILLWAITCH.FOR
SPEED NBNIACS
Barrackville People Again
Before County
Court
TELL ABOUT SPEEDERS
Court Agrees That Their
Case Merits At
tention

II the prosecuting attorney OF
Marion county can use all the depu-
" sheritfs Of the county for several
nights patrolling the country roads
In an effort to stop what a lot OF
people regard as a little harmless
spooning q sport In which at least
there have been no casualties re-
ported TO date. surely he can detail
at least one deputy to stop speeding
and racing ip the road through Bar
rackville, a practice that is,a mem
ace to the safety Of every one who
travels the road on foot.
This comment was made to the
county court this morning by an in.
teFested spectator AT the hearing
given the committee delegated at
the mass meeting to wait on the
county court and seek redress from
the dang erQ1s conditions that pre-.
VAN 1nftHat sdBhfl1 by reckless 6t3Ys
ers of,automobiles.
County commissioners Calvin-Con
away and Amos Il. Stanley we're
present and heard the grievance
committee which consisted OF Mrs.
George v. Kinsey, Mrs. R. E. Hard
way, John r. Steele, DR.. H. ". Bur-
nett and Otis Fl. Milan. The mem
bers Of the committee stated that
|, they were delegated to appear be-
fore the court and ask for special
officer to serve at least for time
az Barrackvl!le in an efforVto stop
violations OF traffic laws. The spe-
cific acts complained OF were speed
ing, especially past schools, racing
and driving through town, especial.
ly'at night with cutouts open
Mr.. Milan, principal OF tho Bar
rackvllle schools, stated that last
year two miraculous accidents oc-
Cured when on two occasions chill
dren had been knocked down by au-
tomObiles that had passed over their
bodies as they lay between the
wheels.
Commissioner Conaway suggested
! that since the appointment OF Mrs.
Grimsloy as probation officer, It had
been decided 10 have Prhhat Va
officer Moran spend a part OF his
time doing traffic duty, It could be
arranged to have him go to Barrack-
vile next week for a few days and
see what could be done to break up
the dangerous practice.
Prosecuting Attorney Frank r.
Amos and Sheriff Charlton attend
ed the meeting and promised all the
aid In the power Of their respective
offices in giving the citizens OF the
suburb the relief prayed for.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
gIfs Fred Hess Is
Seriously Ill

Mrs. Fred Hess Is seriously I'll
ut Eooks hospital and fears are en-
tertainedS for her recovery. Twelve
days ago Mrs. Hess gave birth to
IN infant son and was apparently
gettine along nicely when on
hursday she suffered a severe
emorrhage and her condition at
nce became critical: 1t Wis neces.
.ry 70 resort to Ia blood transfu.
IN order to save her life and
"a operation. Or. G. H. Neill,
friend OF DR.. Hess gave the
Following the TRANSMISSION
came better and last night
condItion was encouraging.
viewer she IS not so well today
much anxiety 81 telt. as to the
Ritcome.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
Death of An -Infant

Kenneth Ross Talkington, aged
8 months, infant son OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Talkington. died this
morning at s, o'clock at the home
of his parents at Deadfall, near
smithfield. Three brothers, Rob.
ert Paul, Ivan Beryl and Davis
James survive him. The funeral
will take place at 2 o'clock on Sun.
day from the residence and burial
will be made in the Copenhaven
cemetery near Pripcetown BY On.
dertakr 3. d. Huey. is.3
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
MRS. EABER AND
DAUGHTER JAILED
Women Accused of Caus-
ing Murder to Get Hear
ing June 26

CLEVELAND. O., Juno 11.-Mrs.
Eva. Katherine Kaber, widow OF
Daniel kaker, OF Lakewood, O., and
her daughter, Miss Marion Near.
die, pleaded not guilty to the
charge Of first degree murder OF
Kaber when arraigned before Judge
Bernon this morning
The court set their hearing for
June 2S nnd remanded both women
to all without bull.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
Z IS az right to talk about the

r Isl all lgright to talk about the
nture. but we are living in a
ssmoying age. Men today like
cash In on their efforts and to
|see some results for their honest,
untiring toll,
The fact that many such men
employ advertising makes It trebly
difficult for the old fashioned plod.
ciers, no matter how meritorious
their methods and goods. to arrive
Iat esstage where good will is a
monument to their life rather than
their death.
Plan right. build right, advertise,
and e1oythe blessing OF Good Will
|whiie you can see its beauties in
N,sa flesh.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11

oibegln at the real beginning,
let us try to define Good
I'M. " It Is a thing not TO be light
considered. Let US go back TO its
lrst use, when there rang out that
boriouB message-''Peace on
|arth, Good Will to Men,"
Hereis q suggestion Of faith and
pnfidence. of nlncere desire for
be right. Good WIN enjoyed by a
ian on corporation-or exempli-
ed In the public estimation Of a
roduct simply means a liking for
ad belfetiniand confidence In that
IAN, company or thing.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
Al[lHANATT MUST
SERVE lEA||R |. A {. IN JAIL
Kansas Iii trial ourt
Law Is Again Held
Valid
tBy ssociated Pressl

TOPEKA, Kansas, June 11.-ln
the most sweeping decision yei
handed down affecting the validity
Of the Kansas industrial court law
the state supreme court today af'
firmed the decision OF the Craw'
ford county court sentencing Alex,
Howatt to one year inJatl for CON
tempt.
The Law was held valid in each
of the eight issues raised.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
ILL Advertising produc

|Y5 III Advertising produce
Nv good will? Can good will be
|iiit adyettislng?" And just what
Good WIZ"
These are questions which the
Hperienced advertising man tre.
uently encounters.
l shall thy to answer them.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
BURIED Al RAxTER.

The funeral OF John, the infant
son OF Joe Carlo, whose death took
place yesterday morning at Baxter,
was held this morning and burial
was made In Holy Gross cemetery
by Undertaken Cunningham.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-06-11
oh Listen. Here
~, ADAM s. LANL

J Night before Last
Asthe purple Twilight
Was shaking out Her
Ever darkening D.aperies,
Mr.. Ernest Mccoy And
Harry Smith and Myself
/, We're sitting Out
Upon the lower Front
Steps OF TIL Smith
Residence.
Cogitating,
Conyersing,
Gommuning.
AS always, when Large
Minds 9 Congregate,
'Fhe matters Discussed
Were Of Tremendous
Moment.
Mr.. Smith gazed Profoundly
Off down'the Enormous
Length Of His
Front Lawn,
And delivered Himself
Thus:
81 believe; i Will
Get q Cow
Everytime I NOV This
Lawn it is An
Awful3strain Upon
Ny Constitution.
The last -Four
Times around nearly Always \ I,
es me Violently -, r
I iii. n ~
The only thing Which
Is holding me Up
Is the Color.
My wife does Not
Want a Conspicuous
Cow.
lrthe neighbors Find
Out we have Ono
They will Be
Certain to Complain.
Our idea is To
Secure a plain White
Cow,
Aud dye her a Grass
Green. She will Then
Be able to Crop
TIL lawn Invisibly."
l looked at Smith
With Awe.
And was trying To
Find fitting Words
To express my Admiration
Tnr such ingenuity
When Mccoy gave A
Snort Of Disdain
And said "That Is
Always th' Trouble
With you, Harry,
You only get Half
An idea At
One time.
Now l am Going
To get a Goat.
There is nothing In
The city Ordinance
Apout keeping Goats.
We have Already
Ordered
A white and Yellow
Goat.
Ny wife wanted One
To match tn Iris.
We will have To >.
Tie some purple Ribbon
On her to Complete
The color Scheme
But that will Be
Easy
Our goat will Act
AS an automatic Lawn
Mower and she VIII
Also attend to The
Hedges, which a Cow
Will. Not,
And we can Also
Say Ia, ia: to The
Garbage Man.
Continued on page eight,
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