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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21
THE ENDLESS LIFE.

From 80 conservative an institution the Rookie
Teller Foundation comes the word that life may
be endless and that death not the inevitable
corollary 20 living.
Experiments have been conducted with very
primitive organisms and these have demonstrated
no inclination give W the vital spark.
The endless life has been the search OF humanity
through all the ages Ponce de Leon, searching for
1t in his dreamed-of pool opened 10 the world the
glories OF the south
While scientists speculate upon the possibilities
OF proIonging human life indefinitely, wise will
ponder upon the practical question OF how
best spend the few years which the experience Of
centuries has shown to Hfe's ordinary Limitation.
VIII there follow you into the shadows the Nom
orr OF example for uprightness. for kindliness,
FOR human sympathy which will ever dnde new
hope in the hearts OF those TO whom you have Civ
en- OF your friendship?
or viii you be remembered as one who has lived
for self alone grabbing and greedy. careless OF the
welfare Of others. intent only upon gaining things
for yourself at the expense OF others2
VIII some part Of you live in the lives Of
others. multiplied as you inspired the about
you with kindHer thought and nobler action?
or Will there come the hour when tear shall be
shed your parting and your sole gift to the world
be measured in the appraisal Of the things whch
you wreathed from #?
VIII the boy who lives next door, or within your
own home plan a life OF usefulness because he has
measured life with you the yard-stick OF real
SUGGEST
Will the girl who watches you at work wish for
highest happiness through giving happiness to
others a result OF your example?
Life may be endless brief, make 1t. only
the good lives on, for It is one Of the great prtn-
ciples OF all life that evil kills itself that good
lasts, that love is stronger than hate and that kind
ness is powerful than selhshness.
Lives have never been really measured by years.
poet. Byron, his brief stay the earth
lived centuries beyond the robust knight Of his time
into whose soul song entered
Endless lives always possible. But to make
them eternal. they be lived that they
worth eternity.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

one Of the most powerful men in congress IS
Rep. Fordney. He comes from a safe district IN
Michigan 80 that is inT ortant for him
to keep his ear attuned TO public sentiment as IS
necessary for those OF his colleagues where party
votes are more evenly divided
Through his long years Of service he has become
the chairman OF the ways and means committee.
This Is the body which drafts all revenue laws. II
Is the which for interference in the senate.
rules the peoples pocketbooks.
In turning ever the proposed tax bill 10 the house,
Mr. Fordney. its champion. essayed 10 discuss the
extravagances Of the Wilson administration
he called attention 20 cooks taken 10 Paris 10
the large passenger list on the George Washington
and then the railroads which he declared had been
seized BY the former president order that his
in-law. Mr.. AIcAdoo. might ride thereon 70 the
white house.
Asked why he had voted for such power he had
responded that he had done 50 IN order TO put the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21
MRS. SOLOMON 81 vs.
By Helen RO1Cland
Being Confessions Of Wife 7OOth

hearken unto the words OF reproof
and suffer the tears OF reproach,
which flow when a kiss is favored
with cognac.
''It is less strenuous to climb into
evening clothes and totter forth TO
dances and dinner parties, than to
argue about it.
1T is less humiliating to grant a
wife's request in the beginning, than
to deny 1t. and grant it. after the
battle.
1T is far less exertion to desist
from glancing at a pretty woman,
than to spend the night in explain
ing thy detection.
at is less wearisome to keep all
the commandments OF a wife, than
to break them and be forever after
kept in hot water.
1T is less fatiguing to shave ones
chin, than to prove that it doth not
require shaving, and to change ones
coat than to prove that it need not
be changed.
ut is less laborious to fetch and
carry and do the household chores.
than TO invent excuses for not doing
them.
10, when man bringeth his
wife burnt offerings. in his heart, he
saith not, This will make her
happy but, This will put her in a
good humor!'
when he maketh sacrifice to
please her, he saith not. Anything,
for loves sake' but Anything, for
a quiet EVENING"
For, verify. verify. It requireth
less energy to be a good husband,
than to manufacture reasons for not
being good.
Go to, A foolish husband
sperdeth half the days Of his life in
explaining away the things which
he spendeth the other half in doing
But the slogan Of a good husband
is Peace. at any pricer"
Selah.
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

how rich a p'litical candidate may be
he's liable Z be showed under by
very ordinary an entirely untitled
opponent should that opponent have
dash o. personal magnetism We
often hear tn remark, What's that
girl see in him" or What's that
Teller see IN herr" or "How's that
poor fish git by?" It's personal
magnetism. 1t can't be seen. Il must
be felt by contact. Ever time an
agent walks in your office you take
a chance. We're swept off our reet
by orators. We buy hats we can't
wear. an socks that must be saved
till Christmas an given away, an do
many other things thro' beln' IN
sconsciously controlled by a mag
netic clerk. Personal magnetism is
tn only substitute fer money known
Z science. II makes warm, useful
friends. Tt atones fer shabby clothes
anil even boost an ingrowin' face Z
wealth an affluence. Even self
made magnetism wiz hypnotic
enough people Z greatly tighten lies
burdens. Learn . be cheerful tho
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21
UNTAXING THE lsAMILX.
New York Tinles.)

The change made in the proposed RETAINING OF
the individual income tax at the conference az
which Pres't Harding present is significant of
the regard which the administration is paying to
public welfare distinguished from mere finance.
1t Rep BacharaChs idea TO make an increase
OF $500 in the exemptions of both married men and
bachelors But 1t was decided to let the exemption
of bachelors and chidless married folk stand at
$1,000 and increase the exemption of married folk
However. the house committee afterward voted 10
make the exemption Of heads Of families $500
The change is not great, but 1t is manifestly in
the right direction The need OF the nation chill
dren well born and well educated. At best a parent
pays heavily for the bringing of his family and
his payment there is a considerable item of
ton food, clothing and in the matter of rent
The more paterfamiias does for the state, the
the state sets him back. 1t is easy to see how
the incidence Of other taxation be modified
but the income affords obvious means of
tempering the wind to the shorn.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21
THE HOUSE TAX BILL.
New YOrl, TimPS.l

The tax bill prepared by the republicans Of the
ways and means committee consists of a series Of
amendments Of the bill passed 1919
surprising that the democrats make partisan
ments inasmuch the bill consists Of S4 pages,
10000 words OF amendment Of the democratic bill.
There IS nothing partisan in the effects Of either
bill. Intrinscally they equally good pad,
whether they are republican democratic. II con-
diuOns change much in the next three years
they have in the past three years it may about
that the republican bill will lose the countrys favor
as completely the democratic bill has lost *.
But under present conditions the democrats would
do we'll to acknowledge that the badness of their
bill is the strength Of the bill about to be passed..
Nothing could be worse in taste or logic than he
formal party condemnation of the republican pro-
posals the ground that they removing the
rich mems taxes and burdening the poor with
them. The fact is, as the sO-called White House"
statement shows that the rich mems taxes have lost
their productveness and that the lower rates will
extract more of the rich mems money for the sup
port of the treasury. The loss from punt
tive taxes is less serious the treasury than
is the diversion OF investment funds from the sup
port Of trade and industry.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21
BDANTES 1T ON JAZZ"
(Pittsburg DiSpatch.)

sonalty Of young women and something of
bility has gone of the attitude OF young
State college. He attributes 'jazz." which Is,
he thinks, hurting the standard Of taste and the
finer sensibilities OF many college students
Heretofore IL has been blamed the war.
parental indifference on lax training, on that vague
something called unrest" Some cynIcs have
kinted at Inmate cussedness' their synonym az
parently for original sin" Will be comfort
learn that II Is only Jazz" When Jazz" is thrown
into the discard following the ukelee and all other
former fads in that line may look for a return
OF reserve and ncbity-unless by any fell chance
something than Jazz turns up.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

Theirs no over estimatin' tn value
o personal magnetism whether
you're sellin' tractors or runnin' fer
president. Personal magnetism is an
indefnable sOmethin' that commands
attention an respect without tn aid
o a hip pocket flask or an EN- bIeru-
attic watch charm-a somethin' that
enables US L appeal L others with
great success Theirs a small. warty
personal magnetism that may be Gull
tivated an used with varyin' sue
cess, but tn sure fire, ever ready
brand must be born in you. Personal
magnetism. like big, soft eyes or
beautiful mustache, may do great
harm as we'll as be O. great service
when II is allowed Z roam at will a
great many magnetic people have
been married three or four times.
TIL quality o. personal magnetism
may be found in a horse doctor, or
a vacuum sweeper peddler. These
same men might have made great
success as insurance solicitors or In
dian doctors. Personal magnetism
knows no sex an we're often mar
ried before we know II. No matter
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

Why is a good husband. oh my
daughter?
For, OF frivolous married men
and their ways, the gossips have said
much: but the world Is full of de-
voted husbands, whose names are
never heard. and whose portion is
oblivion.
Now, it came to pass. that I met
three good husbands; and 7 ques-
toned them, saying:
Wherefore are We all meda1-win-
ners on the battlefield Of matrimOny?
Yea. why are we kind and loyal and
self-sacrificing, in a world OF tempt
alton, and why are your wives called
lucky. among women"
And straightway, the first Of them
answered me. saying:
Behold, woman, am a good
husband, because my conscience
honorable and to keep my wedding
vows. And is this not enough ?"
And the second made answer, say
ing:
10, I am a devoted husband, be-
cause 1 love my wife; and to make
her happy is the first aim and de-
sire of mine existence. And is this
not enough?"
But the third closed an eye, and
spake cautiously, saying:
GO to! Peradventure they have
spoken rightly. and it is love of
virtue that posesseth the one OF
them, and love of a woman that in
spireth the other.
But, as for me, I shall speak the
truth.
For. 10. it is love Of peace that
keepeth me trotting steadily IN
double harness, and holdeth my feet
in the straight and narrow way.
Verify, verify. it is far easter 70
resist a temptation. than to endure
the curtain lecture which followeth
fall from grace.
cit is less painful to refuse a liba-
ton from a friends cellar, than to
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21
CONVERSATIONS FOR CHILDREN.
New York Globe.O

Last week mother in Tacoma. Wash. gave birth
to her 18th child Her husband works in a ship
yard. She said that bearing 16 children carried
consequences 10 be feared The older children help
ed with the younger. Children. in other words
If you have enough of them, get so numerous that
they take Of themselves.
This is Emerson applied" For every action, said
the Concord there Is corresponding reaction
Life moves in circles. In the OF Mrs Schaeffer
Of Tacoma the compromising thing about a number
children that they could be used. This mod
instance OF the large family explains OF course
why our grandmothers could bear seven and our
great grandmOthers "A children. The thing takes
Of itself and isn't such stunt after all. Still
those who hasten 10 emulate Mrs Schaeffer will
probably be few in number. There may be COM
pensations in making a small village OF ones fam
lily. but most ICdern women will prefer
three children 10 To- even with the comp ensatons.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21
Reflections of q
Bachelor Girl

If the reformers succeed in taking
all the kissing out of the moving
pictures, the average married woman
will forgeg everything she ever knew
about love.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

A sense OF humor is mental ra-
dunn; it enables you to see through
every thing-even yourself; It cures
you Of everything, even your vanity;
it lights up everything-even this
dull old world.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

Wilson administration In a hole and that the
ton had accomplished that purpose. And then he
said that 1t joke. Mr.. Fordney Is no rival
His has been the solemn roe.
The people will wonder whether or not It was a
burst OF humor or a sudden burst OF confidence and
probably viii believe that in his declaration SIR
Fordney serious any time in his lie
II such should be the verdict the people will
hardly look with favor upon such reasons for pass
ing upon great questions.
Putting administrations from other parties in a
hole" may seem to politicians but plain or
binary citizens may demand, day. that ques-
t9ns OF public policy be settled in the light Of public
and general interest instead Of political
Disarmament doesn't we should throw down
the who carried arms.
The success OF a party is judged by the number
OF that stand out front.
The male mosquito is a vegetarian; it's the wife
that sro1ls your vacation.
1t has been long time since women's skirts kept
their shoes shined.
From the way preachers are paid salvation is
almoot free
The who sings his own praises doesn't
crowd
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

A woman might forgive a man for
most of his little vices. but that
stained glass" attitude with which
he decides to give them up" when
he is tired Of them, somehow. snaps
her patience
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

Love may be only a combination
Of vanity and sex-attraction": but
IL a man still loves a woman, after
he has seen her with her hair wet
and her face covered with night
cream, it must be something strong
and more abiding.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

Every husband is Queen OF the
May" when 1t comes 70 demanding
to be called early-and then. not get
ting up.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

From the way preachers are paid salvation is
almoot free.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

1t has been long time since women's skirts kept
their shoes shined.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

The who sings his own praises doesn't draw
a crowd.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

Love IS the perfume of life. But
most men become so accustomed TO
INDUCING in the cheap brands, that
they never know the real fragrance
of a genuine heart-throb.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

The male mosquito is a vegetarian it's the wife
that srois your vacation.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

To make a woman enjoy herself.
ask her to tell you about all the
men she almost married; to make a
man enjoy himself. ask him to tell
you about all the girls he just es-
capped.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

The success OF a party is judged by the number
OF cars that stand out front
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

A man is a little afraid Of a woman
whom ne doesn't understand: but he
is never actually scared to death.
until he meets a woman who under
stands him.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-21

Disarmament doesn't mean we should throw down
the who carried arms.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-06-10
MORE THAN HE COULD STAND
Mr.. cltyman Changed His Mind When
Business Partner Began to
Brap About His Garden.

What He Said to His Wife-If you
want garden this year you had better
hire somebody to make II. I'm not GO
ing to try II again. I've figured II out /;
and II l would spend on my business
the time l put In on that garden I
would make enough money to keep us
v vegetables for fifty years. am Off
II for life.
What He Said to His Neighbour
don't think I'll bother with "a garden
this year. II doesn't pay; may do a
little; but the digging and the labor
I'm off that for life.
What He Said to His Partner-Well.
how's the garden coming alOng2 I'm
not doing much with mine this year.
What? How high did you say2 AL.
ready? What seed did you user
What He Said to His Wife When He
Got Home An Hour Early That Day
Call me when dinners ready. I've got
to get the garden started today or I'll
never raise thing.-Life.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-06-10
LEGION FLAG ADDS HISTORY
Ex-servlce Mems Emblem Now Proud.
Iy Floats Where Five Others
Held Sway.

The American Legion nag win ny
In a part nt New Orleans that has
been under FIVE flags, for the city
administration has turned over q
building in the heart Of the old French
quarter to posts Of the Legion for
four years.
Not far from the Legion building is
the Spanish Cabildo where the Spanish
colors flew In the breezes from the
Gulf OF Mexico until they were re-
placed by the French. The Louisiana
Purchase in 1904 resulted In the ap-
pearance OF the Stars and Stripes on
the ramparts. In 1872, the British
flag flew also in that vicinity for few
days. During the Civil war the Con-
federate colors waved proudly over
the southern city. Wher the wounds
Of civil strife were healed the Stars
and Stripes again reappeared.
The Legion building will have an
auditorium, offices and clubrooms. II
will also house Louisiana department
headquarters, the Legion employment
and service bareau. local posts, the
women's Auxiliary headquarters and
the Pelicanaire, official organ az the
Louisiana departments
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-06-10
MRS. souTHARD ARRIVES IN v. .
Alleged Murderess from honolulu A..
rives In Charge OF Deputy

San Francisco.-A slender, colorless
little woman, well under five feet two
inches tall, with gray eyes that look
one full In the face when she speake
such Is LYDIA Southland, wife OF q
petty officer In the navy. who stands
accused Of numbering his four pre-
decssOrs her 2G-mOnths.old daughter
and n brother-in-law. One glance at
Mrs. Southland upsets all traditional
INSTALLATIONS OF the Bluebeard fam
lily, men or women for there is nothing
about her, on. first appearance or after
close scrutiny, 10 suggest the character
which made the shivers run down
childish spines or satisfied the fairy
tale hunger OF our youth. Petite,
dainty. with hands that lady Of quar-
ity might envy for their shapsly slcn-
derness and with a smile thae Erows
In friendless and warmth as she talks,
Mrs. Southland is about the last person
one would select AS a possible whole
sale murderes. She arrived Tuesday on
the liner Matsonia from Honouiu. In
company with Sheriff ii. v. Ormsby of
Twin Falls, Idaho who with his wife
made the trip to the islands to bring
back the accused woman. At her own
request she was taken at once 10 the
city prison, rather than to the uptown
hotels, in order, as she said "to keep
away from newspaper people and
others" who seemed to want TO glimpse
her
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-06-10
TWO THINGS NOT LOOKED FOR
Even Stolld EngIlshman Saw the Hu.
NOR In One Of Josh Billings
Famous Jokes.

Andrew Carnegie told a good story
at the expense Of Matthew Arnold IN
his Autobiography" II seems that
the English critic was not successful
I'm his lectures In the United States,
but he was anxious to learn, and be
asked how Josh Billings held his aB-
dience. The American humorist re-
piled "Well, you mustn't keep them
laughing too long, or they will think
you are laughing at them. After Civ.
Ing the audience amusement you must
become earnest and play the serious
role. For instance, There are two
things In this life for which NJ man
Is ever prepared. Who will Tell me
what these areT Finally someone
cries out, Death Well who gives
me the otherr Many respond
wealth, happiness, strength, marriage.
taxes. At last Josh begins sOlemly
None OF you has given the second
There are two things on earth for
which no man is ever prepared, AMI
them's twins and the house shakes"
Mr.. Arnold did also.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1921-06-10
NEWS ITEMS FROM
FLOOD TERRITORY
STRICKEN CITY DIGGING OUT OF
MiRE OF MUD AND WASTE;
WILL REBUILD
Loss Of Life and Property Runs High;
Red Cross Takes Charge OF City
and VIII Remain at
Scene OF Flood

Denver Colo.-Reports received Mt
Denver Monday, indicated that food
conditions In northern Colorado were
ms follows:
At Greely---The Platte river here has
risen about two feet as result of rains
the last two days but conditions are
not serious and the damage has been
slight Conditions are improved.
At Masters-Roads are washed out
in several places. The rising of the
Platte and Poudre rivers has done
some damage, but conditions are inn
proving
At Erie-Several hundred yards OF
Union Pacific railroads trackage wash
ed out, but food Is recedIng.
At Yons-The st. vrain road Is wash
ed out in places. Two bridges are out
between Boulder and Lyons. The
road is covered by waer at few places
In the Canyon road at Estes park
At Sterling-The Platte river has ris-
en- about two feet but appears to be
at its cries. Reports have come from
~ anu roit ubONN hNiN
that another flood was coming but the
reports have been greatly discounted.
At Longmont-Water is around the
railroad station and the elevator No
lives have been lost or seriously men
aced.
At Englewood "a subrub Of Denver)
The rising waters Of the Platte have
done some property damage. Two or
three bridges are threatened, but late
reports SAID they were holding.
At Denver-Several blocks in the
west side residential district still food
ed and many families have moved out
No loss of life. Unless more rains
come II Is believed the Platte here will
recede by morning
At La Junta and Lamar-There was
no loss of life here.
At Fort LyOn-EverybOdy at the
naval hospital is safe according to q
teiegram received by the Associated
Press from COmmandant Weber.