Arizona republican., 1921-03-27
THE ONCE OVEp
 A By H. I. PHILLIPS AA

World Views on the Harding Inaugural
 Message
 Yopp Y. Yipp president of the board of aldermen of the Island of Tap: Tt is very remarkable message. I have heard several people discussing it, and from what I gather as good listener his remarks relative to the eradicat ton of the Mexican bean beetle and the suppression of the blow fly hit the nail on the noodle. Some day I may read it myself.
 The Prince of Monaco: Play it over again and use new needle, it seemed scratched or sumpin. Pardon me while hurry to the casino and shoot a mill lion on the black.
 Hao Oahhai, secretary of dancing in the Hawaiian cabinet:-'I like the part about not getting entangled. But it's darn hard to do the new dances with out getting that way. l think his re- marks on surf shooting were most timely, and that from the tone of his whole message Hawaii may expect 3 policy of non-interference with hula hula dancing. don't quite get him on | the tariff, but figure we can continue I to undersell Americans in the matter of ukeleles-"
 | Hammong Egge, chancellor of l the Sandwich Islands:-"The most striking thing about President Hard | ing's inaugural message is his elim- nation of any reference to the Sand wiches. Nobody can tell whether he favors a return to the five-cent one or not He is singulariy silent on the price of bread and meat"
 l Zinker Swimm, harbor master, the Azores:- :-'I read it to my twelve-year- old son last night, and he sank into a deep slumber I don't know whether | it's the sleeping sickness or the speech. I can see no note, however, which I should cause any alarm among the islands of the world the peninsulas or archipelagoes, for that matter. I am a little alarmed at his threat to carry American cargoes to the marts of the world in American bottoms So many American bottoms turned out by youI shipping board have gone to the bot tom, right in this vicinity. that traffic
 is considerably blocked already. Nick Ponzi, formerly of Boston
 Mass:-"Half way down his message you will read thus:
 "'Our people must give and take
 Them is my sentiments. They
 Handed me in jail But we can't all bs
 President, suppose"
 J. Goophus Coop, president for Ten
 ants League for Selr-Defense:-'Wt intend to read it to our landlords to.
 morrow if we can make him listen
 We regard the passage. We want al
 America of homes illumined with hop,
 and happiness ao encouraging, bu
 think something should nave been sait
 with regard to illumination with $1.5i gas and -night-electricity
 Altogether while MT. Harding in fers he would make the world saf'
 for tenants there is nothing to indi
 cate he would make it unsafe for land lords"
 Horace Munniemaker, vice-presiden of the American Nursery Equipmen Manufacturing company, inc.:-"Th
 President must be reactionary. H : says he wants the cradle of Americal
 childhood rocked under conditions tha . are wholesome and hopeful. Doesn' , he know we bring children up in in , , cubators these days and put them f . idaybeds at the age of eighteen months.
 Mooney & Glutz secretary and treas , urer, respectively, of the Defunct Sa ' elloonkeepers' Welfare League:-"It wa ' as clear as mud to us, but there wa : one place where the Prsident said l. . mouthful. The earth he said. in para ! graph 21, is thirsting for the cup C l goodwill We'll tell the world it i . If he is talking straight and mean :, this he has our support" MT. Christian, private secretary | : MT. Harding:-'T haven't read it ye 2 ] Yeah. I typed, but you know how ' is: when a feller takes dictation da ; after day the words just slip dow !. without meaning anything. l may loo = it over some day when I have nothin V else to do."
 Millicent Gwendolyn, chorus g1r : -"The lyric wasn't so bad if it ha . been set to snappy music. k Well, Montreal will stage the DemI
 Isey- Carpenter battle - unless son