Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1921-03-18
GUNNER EMYULAITIN LUFER
THROES INKWELL AT DEVIL
So Says Pete Hopkins in Weekly Re-
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Dear Jim:
Didn't rite last weke. Yer see it
hapned this way. Bill trasy WIZ heer
frum jonsun, kinder lookin ter glitter
rase in hiz pay long Their rest Nv them
Staets turneys. Bill sed as how thay
left it all ter hum an he he'd set Their
thing up so Their kudnt help but win.
SO he invited me upter stay ovur sum
day with him WAL went. Bills
wief want ter hoam an didn't fele
like ritin Bill izzer CRATE Teller, let
Bill tell it. Guess he wuzzer kinder
wurred fur hiz wief wuld run agin
this fall. Bill SEE Garry Nashun haint
gut ennything on her.
Rolf series, clare Powell, frank Tom
sun an Dave portur hedder conference
hear tother mite. 1t muster ben kwite
important fer thay didn't git thru till
near mornin
Seen Chansy brownell frum Ber-
lintun kummin in on Their trans. Chan
cy wuzrer a Cryin with ther teres run
min doawn his chekes as fast as jon
Southik kuld wipe em away Thot sum
ov hiz narest relativs must be ded.
What's Their matter SEE I ter Chansy,
kinder simpathizin lick. WAL SEE
Chansy line felin ser bad bekose Bill
Mekkilup didn't git lected mayer He
wuzzer gOin ter fix things rite fer my
lectrlC rode, an now I've gutter go inter
bankrupsy Guess them voters up ter
Mart Villasses toawn must be gittin
onter o. D. Smifs kombernashun. After
turning doawn Bill an littel Levi all
in wun we're thay otter hav a medul
frum kongrass.
o Jim, we've ben havin a haluva-
item here. Their old gard amt plesed
with ther gunner He amt ser kind an
ientle as thay thot Fer a item thay
didn't kno Jest whatter du Then Stod
bates rekruted galyant army konsis-
ten ov hisself an field marshul an jen-
eral kady ov Middulbury hoo hez
distinguish servus baje fer servis ter
Their old gard, an tergether thay nader
attak on ther dugout WHARF Sunny Jim
hez hiz hedwarters. Thay gut past
Their wire entangulments an sprized
Iulis WilkoX an ther gunner plannin
flank movemunt with Bill holden frum
Massachusetts. Lookin up an seem
Their enemy rite in frunt ov him Sunny
lin kalled fer endorsements an in
KUN latin Charley forbs. Their gunner
he'd left fred Kressy ter gard Their doris
sost Stod kudnt git IN sudden lick, but
fred bein def didn't here stods army
when it marcht past.
Surrendur, sed Stod! l want, SEE
Their gunner Whot hev yer ben sayin
bout me, SEE Stod. I've ben sayin that
yove bilt all them good rodes in Or
leens kountv just fur to gieve Their rum
runners a good start ter git doawn
thrugh ther staet, Sed ther gunner,
you think you wanter good rode sost
YOU ken git inter Canedy jest az you
wanter. an not gin us ennything You
doant halter have rodes in Springfield,
SEE Stod, you've gut enuf stills so yer
doant halter 90 inter Canedy, you an
herb Blanchard. All the item twas
gtten little hotter, an Stod was edgin
a little cloaser All ov a suddin ther
gunner started an ink barage an Stod
sent GENERAL Kady ter bring up his
reserves, consisten ov Charley Cats
and Kurt Emry. Kady kudnt find EN-.
You see whiel thay waz a waten fer
orders thay seen Alum Fetchur a walk
in up an down Their Korrider. Helen
blaezes, sed Kurt. Doant kno hoo she
WIZ, but that whot he sed, an then
and he run in thrugh ter waten room
and doawn stares. Thay he'd he'd sum
sperience with Fletchur Thare wuz
nuthin fer Stod ter do but retrete.
Looks zif we he'd sum gunner aftur
all.
yures Truley,
PETER HOPKINS.
P. Sole Martin Lufer amt Their
only wun that thru an ink well at Their
devil.-Londonderry Sitter.