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SPECIAL NOTICES.

Will NOT RE RESPONSIBLE FOR Any
%s.sr RosERf fRAI $50 0'
TO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN: I WILL NOT
be responsible for any debts other than m!
own. JULIUS CAROW. Glen Echo. Md. IL
PIANOS FOR RENT-UPRIGHT AND GRAND
pianos for rent at reasonable prices: rent ap,
! piled on purchase price by agreement HUGO
WORCH. lilo g. Nictrolas and records
' THE GERMAN AMERICAN FIRE lNsUR.
ANCE COMPANY OF THE DISTRICT OF
We do hereby certify tina. at a regularly
called meeting Of the stockholders Of The
! German American Fire Insurance Company OF
of June 1921. at the of'ce of the company. at
No. 5l1 7th street northwest. Washingfon.
j.. G.. pursuant to published notice thereof or az
ance with the bylaws. and Of notice deposited
in the United States mail: postage prepaid
addressed to each stockholder at his usual
place Of residence. his address is contained
in the records of the corpora tion In accordance
with the bylaws of the said company ana .he
statutes in such cases made and PROVIDED
said notice containing statement OF the
business proposed to he transacted thereat as
son and by proxy the owners Of S19 shares OF
the corporate stock Of said company out OF
Pursuant to a vote concurred in by s1e shares
Of said stock. being more than two-thirds in
interest Of the entire stockholding body having
voting powers the following resolution was
"ResoIved that it Is deemed advisable that
the name Of this corporation shall be changed
from The German American Fire Insurance
Company of the District Of Columbia to The
American Fire Insurance Company of the Dis
trict of Columbia and that the paragraph
numbered '1s:' of the certificate of incorpora-
ton Of this company be amended so as to
read as follows: The corporate name OF said
company shall be 1.-THE American Fire 1nsur.
ance Company of the District Of Columbia
We further certify that at said meeting
Charles Schafer constituted attorney IN
fact to acknowledge this certificate Tor the
/, purpose of fling same In the ofice OF the
recorder Of deeds of the District Of Columbia.
In testimony whereof the said company has
caused these presents to be signed In its cor
porate name by its president and its corporate
seal to he attached hereto attested BY Its Sec
retary this Goth day of June. AID. 1927;
THE GERMAN AMERICAN FIRE iSSUR,
An AMGE ICON COMPANY OF THE DISTRICT OF
IsisnedJ BY CHAs. sCHAFER. President.
corporate Seal) Attest:
H. H. BERGMANN, Secretary.
District Of Columbia, to wit:
I, +. ]. EHLERS. notary public. In and
for the District of Columbia, do hereby certify
that Charles Schafer. who Is personally we'll
forney in fact for The German American Fire
Insurance Company OF the District Of Column
ba to acknowledge a certain certihcate bear
ing date on the Goth day Of June. AID. 1871.
and hereto annexed, personally appeared before
me in said District and acknowledged the said
The German American Fire Insurance Com
pany of the District of Columbia.
Given under my hand and seal this Goth day
of June. AID. 1921
(Seal.) (Signed) r. J. EHLEkS.
je25, jy2,o,16 Notary Public.
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ship si.ks in Collision.

NEW YORk.-The schooner E. Ma
rie Brown Of Thomaston. Me-. was
sunk in q collision with the steam
ship Harmodius. when thirty miles
east of Fire Island. Four members
Of her Grew. including Capt. b. W.
Belyea, were drowned. Surviving
members of the schooner's crew were
rescued by the steamer and brought
here
Evening star., 1921-07-16

An ex-officer of the British army
claims to be the only blind chartered
accountant in the world.
Evening star., 1921-07-16

Freshest Flowers Only, .OeaDess
Skaters artistic floral emblems 800 18th
s.s.4 - .s.,
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Mine Labor Leaders Agree TO-
Quit the West Virginia Field

that $500 Of its employees at the Fore
River plant will be laid on tnden-
nitely. The fifteen hundred other
workers will be put on q paft.etme
basis. The curtaflment was said to
be- due to reduction in government
contract allotments. ,,.s.ss D.
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.Di.ch.,se without Honor"

CHATTANOOGA; Tenn..7It was an
nounced at Fort Oglethorpe that Pri-
vate George r. Rhodes Of the 6th
Cavalry. whose alleged treatment
while in the guardhouse was the
basis for tie recent removal Of Col.
Frederick Foltz from command of the
post. had been given "discharge
without honor" after a hearing Of his
case by a board Of officers convened
upon orders from Maj. Gen. John F.
Morrison. commander Of the 4th
Corps area.
Evening star., 1921-07-16

CHARLESTON. w. Va. July 16.-
David Robb. International financial
agent Of the United Mine Workers of
America in the. Mingo county strike
country. and three other leaders Of tho
union will leave Wes: Virginia before
next Monday night. according to an an
nouncement by the state government:
. This agreement was reached between
union leaders and representatives of the
state, after the West Virginia supreme
denied the release of the men from the
custody of the state militia on writs Of
habeas corpus. : < =
Those who will leave with Robh are
John Brown of Indianapolis, Robert
Gilmore of Pittsburgh, kans., anu
either Meter or Herbert Hall. or
Maj. John Davis, commanding Mingo
county under the proclamation Of
martial law, said he would permit
either Meter or Hall to stay one week
longer to arrange for resident men,
conduct the work of the relief sta
tions for the idle miners. Edward
Dobbins, also an Organiser. said to
be nonresident of the state. will
remain in Mingo in the interest Of
the miners relief for an indefinite
period
Two Dcnd, Five Arrested.
ANDERSON, s. C.-Two. men are
dead and four others and a thirteen
year-old boy have been committed to
Jail here as a result Of shooting af-
fray in the home Of T. F. Ramey near
Carswell Institute. in this county.
shooting and Ramey died later at a
hospital here, where hc had been car
ried, suffering from five buckshot
wounds and with injuries to his head
from a pick handle. Receipt by Ra-
mey and his brother-in-law. B. F.
Bagwell, of a miniature coffin con-
tanning a note. advising them to leave
the county, was said by officers to
have precipitated the trouble. 49,
Make eCOuntry.Wide search.
MILLEDGEVlLLE. Ga.-Hunt for
persons alleged to be implicated in
the murder of Carl Watson here two
country. it developed when a warrant
was taken out for a man whose name
was withheld. but who is said to be
in western state. Homer Marsh
burn. placed. under arrest, makes the
eighth person taken into custody.
-s
Georgia Moonshine Fines.
MANION, VI tHC
southern district Of Georgia have paid
$79,47065 into the United States
treasury here during the past year in
fines, 1t was announced by United
States Clerk l. NJ. Erwin.
State to Defend Battery.
RALEIGH, N. C.-The state of North
Carolina. through the attorney gen.
eral and employed counsel. Gov. Nor
rison states. will defend the Durham
Machine Gun Company, defendant in a
suit for damages brought In Alamance
county by Mrs. James Ray. widow Of
the man who was killed when a mob
stormed the Jail at Graham, n. c.,
where the machine gun company was
guarding three negroes charged with
assault upon white woman early
last summer.
ShipbuildeFs to BE Idle.
QUINCY. Mass. The Bethlehem
Shipbuilding Corporation announces
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R.,Iv.v MAN Clerk Held Ur,

HOUSTON. Tex.-Three masked
bandits held up four railway mail
clerks in a mail car on the Houston
and Texas Central "owr' train as 1t
was being loaded in the Grand Gem
trail station here and escaped with
a registered bank package, q regis
tered pouch and an ordinary mail
pouch.
Evening star., 1921-07-16
Murdered By Robbers.

ANN ARBOR, Mich.-The bodies Of
George Burg. sixty-six years old. a
farmer, and Henry Voilmer. an en-
ploye, bullet holes in their heads.
were found in a shed on the farm Of
the former near Saline, shortly after
four unidentified mon had been OBJ
served running from the place Au-
thorities believe the men. were mur-
dcred by the quartet. WHO planned to
rob Burs's home, but feared the
sound of the shooting would attract
attention and left to. avoid capture.
Burg was reputed to be wealthy.
Evening star., 1921-07-16
Citixens Hunt Negro.

I. MONTGOMERY. Ala.-HuDdreds OF
Elmore county citizens are searching
the woods Tor John Lovejoy, negro.
aged about eighteen. wanted for an at
tempted assault upon a white woman
near Tallahassee. The intended VIC
tim OF the negro WAS in her home
with two small children when the ne
gro entered. She grabbed up the
children and fed out the back door
toward the field where her father was
at work and screamed for help. The
negro followed after her. but took to
the woods when the weman's brother
started to intercept him.
Evening star., 1921-07-16

III tn ole days, after we'd
bought an organ an had visited
Niagary Falls, Their wuzn' moth
in left t squander money on
but an iron deer fer tn front
yard.
A woman is as ole as she
looks, but not around tn feet.
Copyright National Newspaper service.y
Evening star., 1921-07-16
Make Countrywide Search.
Ceorxia Moonshine Fines.

MACON, Ga.--Moonshiners Of the
southern district Of Georgia have paid
$79,47065 into the United States
treasury here during the past year in
fines, 1t was announced by United
States Clerk l. NJ. Erwin.
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State to Defend Battery.

ShfpbuildeFD to Be Idle.
QUINCY. Mass. The Bethlehem
Shipbuilding Corporation announces
Evening star., 1921-07-16
SPECIAL NOTICES.

POOL YOUR SHIPMENTS TO NEW YORK
and the west. Special rates household goods
and automobiles. Have our representative talk
1t over with you.
JACOBS TRANSFER CO.. INC.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28
I3i Forms of Insurance

There are ia specific different
h.nrls which may b. insured against
bs some kind OF insurance company
from such general forms as life. fire.
marine. health and accident To very
unusual possibilities, such as tornado.
tail, riot, Insurance OF pay rolls. etc.
The list may even be- extended hv many
contingencies not insured against by
any American company. but for which
one has TO 90 To- Lloyd's famous OF.
g1nization, which will insure against
almost everythlng-from war with
Japan 10 twins. Every one ~ these
forms OF insurance against contiug-
ci'irs that might cause a loss Is a
credit stshilizer. luasmuch as the
greatest boss that eau affect credit il
aHman lie. IL Is significant that In
America over hall the total population.
Fl" iuty-une millions OF people. carry
iic insurance OF some kind 10 the vast
Hmount Of SIC 600. 900. ooo--a sum great.
thin The wealth of any OF ;he ma
uons 90 the world. with the exception
"i the United States. Great Britain.
t',rmany. France and Russia Ed
ward 4. Woods In the Journal OF The
American BANKERS Association.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

even though NJ this momcut ~ may not
hc bon 90, market - makes him feel
romplnrntrd and friendly Then !
mrntinn The uoi.r ct the man | really
h1y' m mind afl my selling work con.
s.sts of grttinl tbi, manufacture o.
ioll me that I ought fu see the other
man Sometimes have even been aide
@, yet NOT. 90 the real prospect Now
aud then vh're competitors are friend
y. ! have had u1' mon call up another
man and ten him | would De- there a.
SEE, him
'rho blk thing is to get into contact
with ny prospect without having To-
blunt ,It my business IN answer a. his
'utt Wei what's on your mind Tell
your "Dy Implying three minutes g.
dn 'br i,h other times have mad.
uso % personal acquaintances or bus
ness aopuannnces of the house and
through them met nav prospect a noon
90 lhr ,'Jl h' froqucnts or al the ..lf
links 90 wherever hc spends his spare
TIME Such iutrUductiuns need be- very
hrirf ANA bare minutes Mighty glad
Co know YOU Nh Brown. ! hop. tu
have 90 chance tp see YOU white : 3m
boo town. viii you b, in fur q few min
utDs tomorrow morning generally
does thn work ana since make ID
point un, o. tell him what want To-
see him about % Is the usual thing iu
Co. g'i 90, least % brief interview the fol
lowing mmuiug sometimes long enough
Co. tell INV ,t,tN u' others long enough
o. s'our, sulu,i,nt interest fur long
,r interview
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28
Greatest shock 10 business.

The shoot upon credit OF dcath is
often the -reatest shock to any given
business because while the payment
ot tlr existing personal debts is
1rh.tuuIy extended hy laws Il various
states for one on more years after
dr,th. credit b. affected ~ once. Every.
ore Interested in the credit OF such a
concern immediately considers the Il.
feet ct The death. and 10 IL obvious that
% added 20 thu death Of n valuable
member Of a concern. the supply ~
'rdt rs Immediately chrcke! the
double shuok is great -
Would not thu problems OF many
bankers BE- happily simplified u every
customer who died buried his debts
with him and his banker dealt with q
iumily partners and heirs with assets
tre' from all dchtse-Edward A
" ou,is IN the Journal OF the American
R,ISrrs Association.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

..srt. b.. .I..... Cd .....
.'. . ''''
l' "fat 'I' 1fH .h pui' .rus.
which seems o. o.. bHli Ht.upe in. .,.r
.. luv.r t.l..a. ,..i.. ,,i. ... tsr
-"'" ''' '..''d'. ] '.'n ''' .''I
.,.d interview ar WILLING DO. ,il,
defeat .i Thor. t4. h..H a r,.. chance
q, t'l 900. '... H.t .H, anr.Iur part
90 selling what uu, mrs. .UI uurd
.HE p a.IHH fh. H.-u. Without .
hlno @. -flf. U.lr .I..
There - .o' 90 mlp boz 200, a'ua
husir.s. vhu d.'s uo' constantly ,.r
into .niH.f with prosperity, Hu hl
.., 'r.F "a. I.d fhr' fh,. ht. u.u.
'd o. W.'t WITH "a hlf... which I.
d .'t MOOT stm r %. uI. fu H...
Through o. +. u. % ,I.. .. SUPPORTS.
arguments rr.u 900. wI . uu rI..
u'.t IHtn'r Do ..Hsiei. .l - .Ftf.r
900 iH. 'rD uI..t ou ruur.u-.
Ih' Ief 'hE.. N-iN B.. upHnl .
eit' ' ltf nrm q. %. mr r.
presented Dos tU, .ilrsaau o. H.H.
I'I- U mind dIH ,t O., anriH.. ...
'.'l d" H s 'l obs Iut1rO MISS.
Nh." 600. .I.tnuIn chc I...I
thrDWH tbiH hlrI ,tisf trnsf ..r.
ailr O.. command t b1st 90 a.tn.,.
'ud..H 20 u.l DO Ui.uiIt wIUn.u..
FL. eit. .l. prop Iiiuu .aueG, l...
.h.,f H",h D.H.. ,hiue. to o.. .....
.h'
'. m-h'ls. .p. mIt, ......
uHi. uf. Boz 90 ... ...,.. ....... -
with 'fH th, STAKE property rr #
INtHn .. -,Its ait IHIu EEL. %
dr''HHHe tl' ul.
70 I,..t IHt, a. vows r..1 i...
if.H o.. 0.r m1n uf ,um. .N.
.Iu.uH. .| ..rt Involved i. Dur ..Hr
80. h.| H. know l,fu, 1911, .iu m...
U1n NN..u. Dor. cam lfE.,I ,t.. rl.,. t.....
.UI .I..H,I Doll, lu.ir... T.I.
,uuu.H .. Nr..nt 70. m.tuau.. Oh
uh.r words N. suun ulat hr i-l I....
t.I I...f.. I,i,r, 81, eco Goo .., I..
o. fl,n ... .. merely 30 matter obi f..
Hl .I. ..u.uetl4f. fi. ,,lu.
.H. u..HI Iud given a. mau.- anon.
fUr .r. eIIIu,al.s4 ta L. shawn .1.
v, ,iH uI., auJ save him mau., ..,
'n u.,. .ut GO tr ISL, t.,n mnl. f..
Ii. Su. th, .lla runs inf. ..,.....
Thousand d.lIlrs If t4 ,1N natural fr.t
such Ii'e lr. r ma1. Dy.r, d4y and
Chat rh. number OIL. d. .u.... B. ....
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28
JUST JOKING
rransposins the Terms.

4 Western iury had been called uopn
20 decide a dispgte over the ownership
n some cattl' which the defendant had
bs'n accused OF stealing. % soon De-
came appuiont 90 all that be- was IN.
no,ent. and the Jury was ont but lcw
minutes
'Judr- r"rlicd The foreman ~ the
usual quefiion from the court. 'we find
the plaintiff guilty"
This court D trying the defendant
,nterpos"d the iu,ba. There was O.
hasfy consultation 10 th" jury box.
ni tho close oi which tho foreman ros.
again.
Judge" be- declared. we find the
r"i"udaut moi guilty lluwsome,cT.
iudg' h pears IKE to us We been tiy.
ing the wtuuF man
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28
Breaking II Gently.

This anecdoie illustrates point in
statccrait which need not be- raised
here.
Ma requested q small boy, kin /
have urncil2 | wanna write /, letter. 9"
lou won need pencil dear" she
replied. "a lott a pen and ink for you
tu do yoW' lessons with right ON the
,lble"
The boy hesiated minute.
Ma, he began again. don't YOU
'hin' the Mail H. good plpcr?"
Why uf course ! do" she answered
u establishment but what"
Well you SOC" the lad explained
Il want a pencil to write to "a. edi.
ton and ask him whatll take ink stains
900 %. carpet
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28
Donbl. .Isarrelled Embarrassment,

She WIS he daughter at multi
millionaire" BE was visiting English
lnhlewun. At least that's what they
had told oach other az the seashure
cs rt Ana then when she discovered
that b." came from her own modest
little mid West city she was Mortified.
But. demonstrated the friend who
had brought h.r the evil meas. Il can't
""r why tins is So very terrible You
need never see him iC You don't
care tn"
Eat I can't very well get uut of
it, walled the girl "sinor It appears
,hai he's ia" man who collects The in.
'tallmcnts on om monograph.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28
Modest Millions.

young Chicago clerk recently IN
h"fit"d e. tidy sum from AN uncle whu
Tad gone oh prosu,cting ana showed
10 uaulunahlrs citation when the new
was brought hy his attorney.
And uuw. concluded the lawyer.
WHO know the youths affairs fairly
we'll u venture To say thar you Will
hay 81 I lot ~ your debts
50 last ! Thought would. replied
he young man but I've decided tn
make uu change IN my manner ~ liv.
ing . don't want 10 b. accused uf an,
vulgar display
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

Elijah Johnson AK, OF q small Aln
liAa town. was Trying a. make clear IN
tho miud NJ friend just what cuust..
'ufas oratuiF
It's i"st iitc dis De- cmaidnted. M
5000 slSs hm,E mn white duts fool.
I,h BJt "i v,u SAYS black AN white.
.ud teli"rs like 60 bun and pounds de-
table with hoic go fistcs. dat am ora.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28
ATTENTION GIVEN SALESMAN IS
THING THAT COUNTS IN DOLLARS

ii't nt" ~ bot Is suaupty and railhl,
al evidently io hurry. IL b. plain
tao. ,uHt that b. vp-, moor time. o
decd 81. ir, iD pin him down to hnyine
90 ma hiu'. knoW tust b. ttk.s .y,ri
hours rurpcrN Co., explain mv machine.
md q few minutes ~ lor,d attention Be-
% uo possible avail u bo.nm,, plain
.u1i 'h>ldg thing Is tho rropo. iuuur
uI fh. interview
'li ctn 500 sol 'ha stage that whom
COME On .' ESQ hy appointment. aud
ud boz mN .td ana Nj Jones send
.H' w'id Send him right boz then I
.f'r 90 If"| hIu0. q. du 700. work :
f.. wid o. 0.. WHOM De- brushes inside
Boo. papers lud make. q ,t1u .re,, ~
'.. d"sl. WN can spread ,ut wy blue.
H' th' hrn b. unl. $50. H.rht
'hi- Important moment. DO 200, man is
IDENTIFY ,I"f .uoE.I { u,udu,. two
thoroughly au'd cigars and We both
..H 1000 before W, .rrt. down ID. flu.
Con- th' Other hand 30 %, refuses o. I.eht
." ..I uI H' sure CHAT my own cigar
eo.s h'ck mtu Wy pueE,' Wmt lm
.-tvd boz b. Goo $50. him tu smoking
30" soothing cigar BE- possibly ,in
h"' in lhn stage seating Nsu. py
ih ..-.r e.J HnJ long. { am
reasonably ur. D . .un,I,nty long
N.. Joss 1i 'rU' Goo ilv iira ,iu f."
iHrht go thf particular mammt. th.
'r'u wai,htul salesman often find.
hHt aware ~ peculiar condition
h' ne thi Do. want. au interview ot
' .' In h.rl Dr.. uuu. 80 muu4hIr
Hu 'aHI uls be- mrD. inter
.i.H ud tbIf ,r., mfu i.. th.|
'"'. Wthla. b. lHue Fl. h, r..
.nI Co. U.. Ths p..,s rh. pr .p,.,
H'. '. d.r4f ln. n... ousn s.. h.'
mfc should h, b, uuwiUnr O..
~ $500 HoW iO NE bnuH atlr al
n 'Hds DO m..r co. his ad,aui-
'' Stop hort and auemg, Goa au
VISIT ufiDn 90. pot h, rUi that
N'f o."s u1 ,trY sruI ,u his
r "lh hut s.un,, devote. h.nsrlf
'ne'ine lnothrr Interview results
. ''' prospects interest being stin
'r"u..d While Oh, Joss of time
.'H,'r nr,'rthel,s, iI D.. b.tter
'ui 90 cog thin u geo hllf way
h % long Interview only to find
.".I".i booking 90 his watch ana
'n- about another ,nraromrnt.
Irtiing Inircductions.
''N 'H. what We mirM call the
'" m.nu'. staging done br the sales.
.- Oh. b. lH touch with On, pr,e
ITO" stI-upu W, mentioned
$500 used fu take his pru~uect
d 81" uut ..Hd" Is uaV u..rt- "a
round ihout nurrmrh which
.iii>i1' tU.. H. m1ars uu q
u3lirr f1DtUi,s in th, I.lr.
Down "f territory and sa.s them
|0. smaller th. factory IN.
.-.'. Do tu'mny is Too 10, raprps.n
.'' q" hE concern Co. c,f som. kind
'H".n.' Especially b. thi. ,rii,
'l' salesman be- indifferent az an,
'.rH r.ttinr ths rhaar, iu sr,
'H. rEht mar
''' n.i m'rrttod Boz th1t man ns
I"'Ntr uuUhs. th.. -tl.s
@ .Nhnir.I @ know hi. factor,
H- ,a.Iah to ,.4sld- ,r. ,f|
@ Dimes WITHOUT uvme rtaI
..' interview : break right n.o nav
.'''''-'ii.l and COS. th. uau chance
p" ."rr m. down m,1naM- H.d
q" iH' '1-is of the mI,h.4. a.lr. t...
.ifs' '' hi- rl1nt % b. ,a.g o.. uir
~ s'o' $500 Pos Dtine 90, .ianish,t
W. l''N upon him as undoubtedly "a
If al'7 'it" huyel in a very ID ii flm-
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

Two can give cheaper than one.
Way OF the irespasser is posted. T
Money talks In an languages Italy
cnlls 70 q lire. SEQ do we
Charity may cover multitude NJ
slus-hut 10 covers more hacks
Every third farm has an auto Other
twothrds must raise corn.
Wonder II the Bolshcyiks viii make
lot II good revolutions Tor New
l,ar7
4 dentist may tell YOU to take care
Of Your teeth and hope you don't
Under the proper tariff ". can vi
90 the coast aud Watch the rest OF
The world come buy"
And now India wants the same offer
as Ireland. The sun never sets on
20" British troubles.
Films NAV come and films may 10,
but thcyn be called 'fnlums" forever.
About los .O00 OO0 people think they
had packages IN four mail sacks
burned on New York Central train.
Fast as the world gets better some.
hody invents something's
Good times or had times. there's one
Old thing We always hang on 20 ana
that's street car straps
They clll them auack doctors be-.
cause they are all bill.
IN" Louisiana couple married III POGO
fc"t in an airplane came To earth
quicker than most couples.
Professor Rouhand figures Nv has
, sSi ..Gs $50 75b 90 descendants IN flv.
months Suppose she cacklcd every
tim" she laid an egg?
Cheer up' Only 800 more years until
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w. {. Tyler. Saiesman for n,e ~,
LILY lIur 'mlIHE t spending tH.
holid'v1 a'th Nr r.tr Boo Wfblm
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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

Every third farm has an auto Other
twothlrds must raise corn
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28
BOY, HOWDY! GLAD TO MEET YOU!
Personal Notes Gathered Here and There Which Tell
where the Statesmen Are and What They
Are Doing
Fist Travelling Han-"UU d,..

rust Travelling Hon--"Nh, does
fars lonf so uounfulr
Second Travelling Mon Hun That
easy Brownie, nas gon, 90 F0rf seoit
Nan. Tor ih" holiday. and poor oid Rage
mt nn IiHDr tn 81 Believe mD H4,s
viii De- ius' ae rH1 tn s., brownie.
as hr-"aio, .wu De- % srr him.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

shVer plating process requiring
nan The usual time. has been invented
by an EEglishman.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

Charity may cover multitude NJ
sius-hut 10 covers more hacks
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

Wonder n the Boshcyilks viii make
lot of good revolutions Tor New
care
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

\ dentist may tell YOU 10 take care
Of Your teeth aud hope you don't
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

Money talks In an languages Italy
cnls 10 q lire. SEQ do we
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

Two can give cheaper than one.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

Cheer up' Only 500 more years until
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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

Under the proper tariff W. can sit
90 the coast aud Watch the rest OF
The world come buy "
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-12-28

And now India wants the same offer
as Ireland The sun never aeis on
100" British troubles.