The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

second. l just wondered n Won
could possibly have thought that |
didn't eat tho onions this noon he.
cause didn't think they were iron.
efiy cooked. but that wasn't the
reason al all. " wasn't because |
uidn't think they were well cooked.
I'm sure that everything In your
house Is always very dainty and
nice. tho | do think that oacarlna
Is careless about some things. she
doeSn't appreciate tho big wages
you pay her. and she IN 80 cranky. all
these swedes are 30 cranky, | dent
really see why you have swede.
but But that wasn't II. I didn't
eat them not because | didn't think
! they weren't cooked proper. Il was
tust--t find that onions don't agree
with me. IT'S very strange. ever since
had an attack OF billousness one
time. | have found that onions.
either fried onions or raw ones, and
Whittier does love raw onions with
vinegar and sugar on them"
II was pure affection.
Carol was discovering that the one
thing that can he more disconcert.
ing than intelligent hatred Is de-
handing love.
She supposed that she was being
gracefully duh and standardlxed In
The smsiis' presence. but they scent.
ed the hereto. and with forward.
STOPPING delight they sat and tried
TO drag out her mdicrous concepts
Tor their amusement. They were
like the Sunday-afternoon mob star.
Ing at monkeys In the Zoo. poking
fingers and making faces and gig.
Cling at the resentment OF the more
dignified race.
With a ioose.iipped, superior. vii.
lage smile Uncle Whittier hinted.
whats this hear about your
thinking Gopher Prairie ought 10 be
all tore down and rebuilt. Carrier
! don't know where folks get these
new.fsnglcd IDEAS. Lots OF farmers
In Dakota getting 'cm these days.
About cooperation. Think they can
run stores better n storekccpers.
HUH"
whit and ! didn't need no COOP.
Grafton as long as We was farmtngts
tell your old auutie now; don't YOU
ever SO 70 church on sunday You
do go sometimes, But YOU ought
TO so every sunday, when you're
as old as I am. you'll learn that no
matter how smart folks think 1hey
are. God knows a whole lot more
than they do. and then you'ii realize
and be glad TO 70 and listen to your
PASTORS
In the manner OF one who has
Just beheid two-hesd~d calf they
repeated that they had never heard
such funny ideasv' They were stag.
eercd to learn that a real tangible
person, living In Minnesota. and
married to their own flesh and blood
relation. could apparently believe
that divorce may not always be i'm,
moral: that iliegitimate children do
not bear any special and ruaran.
teed form Of curse; that there are
ethical authorities outside OF tho
Hebrew Bible. that men have drunk
wine vet not died In the gutter; tina;
the carltafiHtic system 81 dlsfribu.
ton and the Baptist wedding cerc.
rnony were not known In the Gar.
den OF Eden: that mushrooms are
- edible ~ corn.b~ef hash: that the
word dude" IL no longer frequently
used: that there are Ministers OF the
Gospel who accept evolution: that
some persons Of apparent int@iI.
esuce and business ability 40 not nj.
ways vote the Republican ticket
straight: that II h not a universal
custom to wear scrsfchy f1nnneis
next the skin In winter: that violin |
II not Inherently more immoral than |
a chapel organ: that some poets do |
not have long hair: and that Jews |
are not always pedlers or pants
Where does she get an them |
the'ries?" marveied Uncle Whittier |
Small: while Aunt Bessie inquired.
DO you suppose there's many folks 1
got notions like hers7 Myi II there
are" and her tone settled the fact 1
that there were not. Il Just don't /
know what the worlds coming tor
Patiently - more or less - Carol /
awaited the exquisite day when they
would announces departure. After
three weeks Uncle Whittier re-
I'VE kinda like Gopher
Prairie. Guess maybe we'll stay
here. Wed been wondering what
we'd DO. now we've sold the cream.
FRY and my farms SO I had a talk
with Ole Jensen about his grocery,
and ! guess I'll buy him out and
3fnfct nan for q <r3tfc