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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

CIiS AibOLS AOIbNO clPplC lIldy oLdI JliC
whole barrel going.
Castor oil has many uses, not the
least of which is water proofng shoe
uppers and making them more dur
able. Rub in only as much as the
leather will hold and there will be no
trouble with polishing.
Scrupulously clean surroundings
and a balanced ration fed at regular
intervals is one woman's secret of sue
cess with her backyard poultry flock.
Rice should not be judged by the
soggy, tasteless mass so often served.
Cooked in plenty If boiling sailed
water, and drained as soon as soft,
rice will be fiaky and delicious, ready
to combine with milk, cheese, fish,
meat, fruit, eggs or soup to make
wholesome dish.
When washing colored clothes, be-
ware of freezin.5s. 1t is apt to fade
them.
Keep ever in my soul sense of
the perspective, that my kettles and
dishcloth may not obscure the beauty
of the rose blooming outside my door,
the culver of the leaves in the sum-
mer wind, and the classic purity of
the snow on the valley and hills
Farm Woman's Prayer.
When the children, playing indoors
in the winter, get to pickering, it's
pretty sure sign that the room needs
airing. First set them to doing some
brisk calisthenics, then open ali the
doors and windows for ten minutes,
and note the change in everybody's
disposition
Music is as much a part of family
LIFE as are books and clothes and food.
Even mouthorgan, well played, will
keep baby from fretting, make mother
forget how tired she is and reduce
grandpa to a state of sentimental
rapture.
Peanut butter, spread generously
on thick slices of bread, will just
hit the spot with that boy who has
been "belly bunkering" on the hill
all the afternoon and is in danger of
Starving to death" at once if sue
cor is not Forthcoming before supper.
Even the best of cooks get into a
rut on menus. Try learning to make
new dish each week. If you're all
out of recipes, no doubt the Home
Economics Department of your State
Agricultural College, New Brunswick,
can supply something new in that
line.
Issued by the State College of Agri-
culture, January 8, 1921.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07
New Hope Churches
NEW HOPE PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH
Rev. M. E Bartholomew, Minister

Sunday School at 10 A. M. Classes
for all ages.
Morning worship at IL A. M.
Everybody welcome!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

Our idea of double-damned dumb
bell is the fiend on a passenger train
Che ought to ride on freight) who
sprawls all over two seats and expects
other passengers to stand!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07
"Papa, give me a dollar ?"
"What for?"

'Papa, give me doIIar?"
what for?"
ooh, just to own"
"All right, Johnny. You can own
this dollar | have in my pocket, but
I'll play I'm a trust company and
keep it for you"
Mr.. Hicks-"I guess I'm square
with Dix. l gave his boy a mouth
organ last night"
Mrs. Hicks-"But you're not square
with me. Mrs. Dix sent him over here
to spend the day."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

Hours of Service-Mass on Sunday
at and 10 o'clock. Holy days at 5
and o'clock.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07
THOMPSON MEMORIAL CHURCH
Rev. W. w. Harris, Pastor

Sunday School at 10 A. M.
Morning worship at II o'clock.
Sunday School at Wood Hill Chapel,
2.20 p. M.
C. E. at 7.30 P. M.
Evening worship at o'clock.
Cottage prayer meeting on Friday
evening at s o'clock.
A welcome to all services.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

The cyclone is anything but a
builder, but it can raze house
quicker than any carpenter.
Smiley-"Now, remember, I don't
want a very large picture"
Photographer-"All right, sir. Then
please close your mouth"
What the farmers Roy signs for is
the last rows Of summer,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07
REPORT OF PUBLIC HEALTH
NURSE FOR DECEMBER
Visits:

"a CIds5 IN NOME TuTsIIg Win be
conducted weekly for the girls of the
Senior Glass by Miss Whitlow. 1t is
the desire of the Red Cross that no
girl shall leave the public school with
out some knowledge of hygiene of the
home and care of the sick,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

Then make your picture perfection
remembering it is an ARRESTED frag-
ment of life"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

ST. MARTINS R. C. CHURCH
Rev. Henry S. S. Hasson, Pastor
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

Castor oil has many uses, not the
least Of which is water proofing shoe
uppers and making them more dur
able. Rub in only as much as the
leather will hold and there will be no
trouble with polishing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07
FARM AND
HOME FACTS

One little rotted apple may start the
whole barrel going.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

A picture is an arrested fragment
of life-whether it be done in words
or oils or photography.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

We know that the thirst of July"
had driven nearly every one to Cuba
who had money enough to afford it,
but we did not know that it made such
a crisis as to demand another "soft
snap appointment by Woodenhead
Wilson.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

Dear Gee See:-
Our cat Felice has an interesting,
if somewhat spotted, pedigree.
She was Sired by Felix and damned
by most everybody. Her grandfather,
Felis, was a savage cat, verltable
bear cat, "Tiger in the House." He
was polygamous old Tom, therefore
Felix had many half brothers and sis
tiers, uncles and aunts to Felice.
Further back into her ancestry
dare not go, lest / find worse and more
of it. | believe in certain amount
of freedom, being willing to grant any
cat nine lives, yet-even | draw the
line on nine wives!
Felice's tail is healed now; the fur
has almost hidden the marks of the
amateur surgeons scalpel. She seems
as proud as though she were Manx
cat. Every cat has an inanlienable
right to possess long tail, and ampu-
tation certainly cuts off one of her
privileges. E. f. 5.
We don't want to be "catty," but
what has this to do with Lambert
villes bad street paving and street
corner grave stones?
We don't mean to get personal, or
anything like that, if you know what
we mean, but we'd like to know if
Chief Arnett goes to Baltimore any
more.
And incidentally, we'd like to know,
just out of idle curiosity, you under
stand, if you know what we mean.
does Chief Arnett ever run across, or
ever gets run across, by any of those
peevish wood ticks.
Well, all we've got to say is, i'm
personally, of course Chat is to say,
without any personal reference to any
body), if we ever got wood tick on
US, we wouldn't get scared and run
to the doctor and expect him to put
US under ether and perform an intri-
cate operation in order to get it off.
No street Not US! We'd just scratch
it off like any dog, and go on about
our business.
And again incidentally, the oldest
story about creeping and crawling
and biting varmits is:
Adam had EN-!
"Now to take good picture says
Nelson Rittenhouse, you must get
the proper perspective of the subject
under study, whether it be genre
or record, and avoid introducing the
center Of interest into the fulcrum,
subdue the intensity of lights and
shadows, tone down the silhouettes,
eliminate horizontal and perpendicular
celery stalk effects, use the light filter
carefully, and then determine your
time by the eXposuremeter. This
simple method always assures good
picture"
And all we could reply was: "Uh
huh"
Who said we didn't have a vaude-
vile show in Lambertville?
Go down to Burd's Garage and listen
10 IHe Inc HdLueu OuG IIleIe USCWeeH
jobs. You'll decide we have Cor Do
which ever way you like).
We were absolutely fascinated at
the Art Colony New Years Party by
Mrs. Davenport's artistic necklace.
No, it wasn't diamonds!
Nor pearls!
1t was made out of tin cans!
We've often wondered how people
in books speak with tears in their
voices"
Go to the cockleburr, thou sluggard,
and consider its stickabilityi
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

GENERAL CRoWDER GOES TO
HAVANA TO GIVE AID TO BIG
CRISIS" says Public Ledger head
ing.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

Our idea of dumbbell is the poor
prune who thinks he has a monopoly
on religion!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

Scrupulously clean surroundings
and balanced ration fed at regular
intervals is one woman's secret of sue
cess with her backyard poultry flock.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

We don't want to be "catty," but
what has this to do with Lambert
ville's bad street paving and street
corner grave stones?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07
Program and Speakers

best programs ever presented in this
vicinity
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

We don't mean to get personal, or
anything like that, if you know what
we mean, but we'd like to know if
Chief Arnett goes to Baltimore any
more.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

Go to the cockleburr, thou sluggard,
and consider its Suitability!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

And incidentally, we'd like to know,
just out of idle curiosity, you under
stand, if you know what we mean,
does Chief Arnett ever run across, or
ever gets run across, by any of those
peevish wood ticks.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

We've often wondered how people
in books speak with tears in their
voices"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

Well, all we've got to say is, i'm
personally, of course Chat is to say,
without any personal reference to any
body, if we ever got a wood tick on
US, we wouldn't get scared and run
to the doctor and expect him to put
US under ether and perform an intri-
cate operation in order to get it off.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-01-07

When washing colored clothes, be-
ware of freezins. 1t is apt to fade
them
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
THREE DEATHS

Irs Annie l.. Hawes, wife Of
William H. Hawes. died early last
night III her residence, 10l" Cam
aron street. Besides her husband
she is survived by several children.
TIE funeral will be held at $3.50
Q. NJ, tomorrow, from the residence
The body Of John Clinton kel!,
former resident Of this city, VINO
died Monday in BaItimore, was
brought here this afternoon and
taken 10 Whcatlcy's chapel and
prepared for burial.
Mrs. Annie NJ. Crecl. wife O.
Benjamin X. ..Crccl, died at $ o'clock
.nis morning AT herresidanee at Ok
ford and Clyde Avenues, Del Ray,
Arlington county She < survived
by her husband.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
Flower Thieves
Are ut Work In Cemeteries Efforts
Made to Apprehcnd Gully
y-rftn..

Many complaints are being re-
ce::ved BY Mayor j, NJ. Duncan, the
members Of the r2';"r department
and others regardinr the theft Of
cct flowers and set pieces from
graves in the various cemeteries of
the city
Mayor Duncan stated today that
he had instructed the police to keep
close w;:tch oyer the cemeteries and
see if the guilty parties cannot be
anprehended. The maximum fine it
it stated will be imposed OF all such
offenders with a view of breaking
up this practice. Lot owners are
loud in their dcHunciation. Of those
responsible for. stealing flowers from
graves in the city Of the dead. The
lot owners also will cooperate with
tic authorities in putting a stop to
this practice.
A lady reported to thf Gazette
yesterday that large. easel was
was stolen from her lot and. a reward
has h"en offered for its return.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
RUST OF GENERAL LEE
10 Be Placed in Hall of Fame OF
New York University

In the Hall of Fame of New York
University is a niche provided for Il
bust of$each one elected to that hac-
ored circle. In this connection th
New York Division, United Dapgh-
ters of the Confnderacy, have un,'et-
taken the pleasant task of rails: 'g
money to pay for bust Of Gene:,:l
Robert E. Lee. and they ask a;ia'ir
ers of the great soldier. and Virgin
isns in particular, TO join IN 'h:s
movement. Any one desiring TO cor-,
!rihute through the James Henry
Parker Chapter. U. D. c., can aend
their donations, large or small. 4
-Irs. H. w. Fipman. No. sol West
143d street, New York City, Chap
Ter Chairman, R. f. Lee Fund.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07

drawn from Derbyshire and Noting
hamshire. Frequent clashes between
police and miners have occurred is
Scotland, but none has yet assumed
tire status of widespread disorder;
Welsh miners also are said to be
growing restive, but it was gener,
ally quiet in Wales Yesterday. Mines
in the Midlands are untroubled, gen
orally being assured Of enough vol
unteer wo,ke:s to prevent flooding.
Incidental strikes, not connected
with the main issue. include the
wallout Gf 600 teachers in the Croy
don schools and g strike of gas work
ers in South End. i
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
D. D. BOAT CLUB
ELECTS OFFICERS
E. e. Carver ChGsen Presi-
dent for Fifth Con-
secutive Year
NINE NEW MEMBERS
Crew OF Club Plans Local Regatta
Will Participate in Southern Row
ing Association Meet

The annual meeting Of til" Old
Dominion Boat Club held last night
vas one Of the most largely attended
the history Of thar club. The of
icers elected idiow: F.. Z. Carver,
president. fifth consecutive term; &.
Fletcher Dyson, vice PRESIDENT: J.
T. Preston, secretary and treasurer;
T. Sill Douglas. captain; H. V.
luigIey, first lieutenant; Chester
Faonon, second lieutenant.
Board CT governors, FraLcis NJ.
hamilton. George D. Hopkins, Dr.
I. 7. Ashton. l.. Ruben.
Ncr<c committee, Magnus w.
Bales, 4. ]. G'Ncara, and Kenneth
Moore
The question of improvin% The
hover room was left in tie hands
r committee composed Of Dr. J.
I. Ashton. G Il. Wingate and G.
fletcher Dyson
The following rev members we've
lectcd: ". Twil!er +. T. Nichol-
,on. William J.. Taylor, +. J.
proaddus, H. W. Davis Horace
Hancock. j. VI Stonne!. Joseph
r ChauNccy and f. G. Landem,
%ho has been out Of the city for
ON" time past, was rcinstated as
member. J Johnston Green was
lcctcd non-aotive member.
The crews Of this club AZ" active
'y 1T work just Cow and expect TO
,;age several local rcgattas and also
o participate in the regaGta Of IN"
Southern Rown~ Association. This
.luo now has or its roster $50 ac-
1--WE members.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
INHERITANCE TAX
Estates Of Persons Who Died Since
June, 1913, Subject to Tax

Richmond, Va, April THAT
al estates OF persons who have died
intestate since June 20, 1918, are
subject to the inheritance tax laws
Of Virginia vas yesterday decided
by the Supreme Court of Virginia!
in denying pctition for appeal!
from the corporlticn court Of Fred,
crickSburg in the case Ct Warden's:
Exors IS. Commonwealth. Tbs:
executors OF nir. Warden, who died;
intestate as 10 part Of his estate:
claimed that the portion Of the, es!
tate which pa:sca by the laws regu-i
latine deS.rrts ard distributions was
not taxable occadse Of an omission!
in the Inheritance tax law enacted:
by the Legislature in 1918. The
words "by taa laws regulating des
cents and di:rr'utions" were mad.
vcrtcntly omitted in the first section,
Of this law which prescribed what
property shoull i,c subject to the tayi
As result # the courts decision!
an Yesterday ihe Warden cyecutors:
VIII have 10 pay Stale Inheritance,
taxes to the a:rount Of So $50 32
The same que..tlon, hcwever. nasi
hecn raised ii several other courtS
Of the State and It is estimated that
cases involving. several hundred
Thousand dollars in taxes were pend
iny this dccis"r nf the Supreme
Court. The question was decided byi
the Chanccry Court of the city cf
Richmond adversely TO the interest
Of the State in 1919, hut upon pcti
ton for rc-hcar;nc the court owe"
ruled It's former decision. since
that time the Inheritance tax com
missioner has been engaged III as
scss;rg these estates and now thai
the matter In. been finally deter
mined hv the Srpreme Court it i;
estimated that 500, 100000 will b
collected in Richmond alore a> re
suit Of the decision. All taxes col.
;ccted by the State from inhcr;tan-
COS are used for the public schoo.s.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
BALTIMORE JAIL
BREAK Err CAUGHT

Baltimore, Nd. April John
Kelly, who escaped jail heSe last
September while awaiting trial for
the murder Of Francis HallowelE
and robbery of the Sandy Spring
National Bank on April 2G, last
was caught yesterday in Toledo,
Ohio.
Kelly, termed the ringleadcr Of
the band which robbed the bank
and killed Hallowell. is considered
n darir.: criminal. He was arrested
in Philadelphia after gun fight
and later led two other prisoners
from the local Jail He will be
placed under a heavy guard on his
return to Baltimore, In charge CT
Detective Peter Bradley.
Three other alleged members of
the gang were tried in Frederick,
Nd, last September two being SEN
.enccd To life terms and the third
acquitted.
Extradi:ion papers will be pre-
pared tomorrow BY Sheriff N;chol-
son and States Attorney Dawson,
Of Montgomery Cou4ty, and kally's
return to Baltimore IS expected to
follow Immediately. The papers will
be taken to Governor Richie for
signature tomorrow morning.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
RED MEN TO MEET

Seminole Tribe No. 3D.. RED Men,
will hold its senli-monthly meeting
tonight in Alexandria National Bank
building. a class of ten will re-
ceive the Warriors Degree.
Plans Will also be made fer the
team to visit Red Wing Tribe of
Washington, ard confer the Adop-
tion Degree on Monday, April 18th.
The meeting will be called promptly
at 1880 p. n.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
r Fl. s. STUDENT MAY EDIT
HARVARD COT.LEGE PAPER

Cambridge, Mass. :. April 7.-Joserh
II. Hartley, a momier % the' soph-
omore class at Harvard College.
Who <prcpared for Harvard a. thc
Episcopal High School. Alexandria.
is a candidate for News Editor on
the Harvard Crimson. The
Crimson" is the newspaper pub
'ishcd daily 'by the Harvard under
graduates. Tho competition for elec-
ton 10 the BoarN cf Editors is ons
Of the hardest at the University
and from it good journalistic edu-
"ation IS derived.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
Meeting Tonight
Will Complete Plans For Drive For
Starving WGmen And Children
OF ireland

A meeting Of the general commit
tee Of arrangements in charge Of
The plans for the proposed drive for
The relief of the starvin" women
ard children Of Ireland, will be held
tonight at s O'Clock in the rooms Of
tie chamber Of commerce.
All members Of the committee are
urged to attend. j. Fred B;rrcl
is chairman of the executive COM
mittee in charge CT the plans.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
Commerce Directors
Appoint Committees to Report un
Certain PrOpcSitions--Two
New Members

4 special meeting Of the board
Of directors of inc chanlatl cf COM
cree was held yesterday afternoon
when several matters Of Importance
were taken up and committees ap-
pointed to make reports.
The directors elected the Mutual
Fire Insurance Company to member
ship and also elected r. p. Earring
ion. advertising manager of the
Alexandria Gazette a member.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07

.ounces her rights ard titles s tht
United States. Thus not only the posi-.
rinn Of TIE Government of Japan de-
riyes 10 strength from the treaty Of
Versailles or from any discussions
preliminary thereto. but the terms Of
nat treaty confirm the position o.
.ha Government OF the United States
Referring to contentious previous!!
raised--tilat the Supreme CoGn.- a;
Paris dLr;ng the drafting FL Sae
= .eaty # Versailles agreed to j man
date over Zap for Japan-Alr. Hughes
c2!ls atterticn to the fact that Pres.-
dent Wilson already had made N tbs
,,revicu., meetings Of the Supreme
Council. CT three separate occasions
reserve tions regarding the Pacific i
land.
The Secretary then quotzs .-oai :.
letter f,G:u President Wl.so7 to the
State Department on last March 3, i
.yi.ich h., declares that ke had take
he position that the Island Of Var
sh2uld be internatiCna!ized fer cable
purposes. Mr.. Wiisar goes on TO say
tia. he never abandoned or MODIFIED
this position and did not agree or
Nav I, 1919. or at any other time
!aat th2 island shcu!( De included II
the assignment Of mapiates 70 Japan
Advertise ycur wants with the Ga
:cttc, they bring You. the bcst OF re.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
MOVIES FOR BOYS
By Y. Vi. c. A., Tcmorrow-Large
Crowd Attends

The boys movies at ii" CHAMBER
e Commerce tomorrow afternoon
1t 800, will be the ''The Electric
Heart, Crap Juice National
neview," and Amid .Archangel
SHOWS" TIE crowd Of boys IS
rowing cacn week az this free
,howing Of educational films by The
Y. u. G. A.. ana as parents are
now invited TO share the pictures
with the youngsters, many are tax
;ne advantage OF tie opportunity.
The same pictures will be shown
cor girls Saturday afternoon at "
o'clock, and mothers are invited to
attend. Tt" pictures wi!l fol!ow
he sewing classes for girls which
are held in the Chamber Of Com
naercc rooms at 2 O'Clock.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-04-07
FISH DAY TOMORROW

Large ard medium rockfsh. Po-
somac roe and buck shad, steak hall
but, founders, Potomac roe herring,
Jersey trout. salt water croakers,
oysters and clans Crab flakes, the
first Of the season.
SANITARY FISH MARKET,
City Market, Phone 135
j. H. ROBINSON. Proprietor.
S3-1c.