Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-08-23


Il believe l have the boys skinned this
year: but l am not talking-just lying
low"
Mother Volstead Jineles.
Handy Spandy Jack-a-D Dandy
Loved home brew and cherry brandy
He bought some at the corner store
He doesn't drink them any more.
jackson Smithers Henry Smootch
Dearly loved his shot of hootch
Bought one day from tiger blind
Columbia doctors say he's lost his
mind
Mary Runson Angeline Caroline
Started fixing her face with kalSomine
Till the skin pores were stopped tight
Now Caroline doesn't breathe day or
night.
Rock Hill Wants Them.
Secretary Fewell of the Rock Hill
Chamber of Commerce is trying to get
in touch with the Indianapolis, Ind,
baseball team with a view to trying to
interest them in coming to Rock Hi l.
for spring training next spring.
81 have written the management two
letters" said the secretary the other
day; but as yet have received no
reply. Teams from tho east and north
come south every spring TO train, you
know, and we feel that we would like
to have a team to train in Rock HILL
Double Track Needed.
81 hone there won't be any more
single track bridges built in this
county" 4, remarked Chief of Police
John A. Jackson of Glover. Especial
~ long ones. That bridge across Al
lison creek ought to be double track
There have already been several ac-
cdents and near accidents thert be-
cause of automobiles, and trucks
crowding in on each other for the
right of way; but if the bridge were
doubled track this kind of thing could
be avoided. AS il is, am afraid there
will be a serious accident there"
Billet Suds.
"Vicws and Interviews: The enc os-
cd little 'pome' and its explanation is
submitted for your column if you de-
sire to use it.
Glover. $. c. Miss Mirth.'
A pink, sweet scented envelope
Came in my mail today.
| smiled to see my name spelled out
In such a cunning way.
And tcnderly ! opened up
That pink, sweet scented note,
And felt lust like SiCkly pup
For this is what she wrote:
Nav says canoyou send them silk
shirts To Il laundry because she cant
do your washing this week till she gets
back from visit out to Cnc'c JakcS
fai%n."
Water Melons Hurt Business.
The bother of soft drinks was talk
ing the other day Said he:
Believe me, | will be glad when the
water melon season is over. Talking
about financial depression and tight
ness Of money hurting the bottle busi-
ness why that is nothing compared
with water melons. Lots OF people
YOU know, would rather drink the juice
from water melons than drink .dopCS
and other stuff that we put out and
tell you we certainly have noticed il
in our gross sales. This lad for one
will be mighty glad when the watcr
melon season is over
Coins Back to Clemson.
OF especial interest to Clemson Col
lcgc men and to football enthusiasts
generally will he the announcement,
that Erwin Gcttys, son Of Mr. w. +,
Gcttys of TirZah, will return To Glenn
son College next year for post gradu-
ate work and will play football on tn,
Clemson varsity again. GCttys who has
been center of the Clemson team toI
the past two years is rated as one Z"
the best football payers in college
circles in the state now. 81 am Soini
back for post graduate work and | eX
pcct to also teach mathematics in tn,
college" he said the other day. 81 an
eligible to play football again and
guess will play unless somI lad beat
me out for my place
George Koester Says:
Due as you'd he dunncd by.
one must ycarn to learn.
There's always normalcy in tn
wages of sin.
4 bouncing baby" is one riding n