davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The New York herald., 1921-03-30
Berhell Brnthers
3luhlir 1ltility Securities
Ill Rrna hmay. Nrm Hurk

WE SPECIALIZE IN
American Power & Light Co.
Preferred Stock
Asheville Power & Light Co.
Preferred Stock
Carolina Power & Light 20.
Preferred stock
Fort Worth Power & Light Co.
Preferred Stock
Northern States Power Co.
Preferred Stock
Pacific Power & Light Co.
Preferred stock
Republic Railway & Light Co.
Preferred Stock
Southwestern Power & Light Co.
Preferred Stock
Texas Electric Railway Co.
Preferred Stock
Texas Power & Light Co.
Preferred Stock
Utah Power & Light Co.
Preferred Stock
Western States Gas & Elec. Co.
Preferred Stock
Phones Rector 99s0-5. 97c3-7, es22-3
Private Phones TO Philadelphia and Boston
The New York herald., 1921-03-30
BID AND ASKED QUOTATIONS.

n. Y. STOCK EXCHANGE QUOTATIONS.
To the following prices accrued interest Is
To be added In every case
The New York herald., 1921-03-30

cioainy prices OF stocks in which there
...ara ~, transactions YESTERDAY:
The New York herald., 1921-03-30
$1,50O,OOO
Temtor Corn and Fruit Products Company
First Mortgage and Collateral Trust Sqb Serial Gold Bonds

First Mortgage and Collateral Trust Sab Serial Gold Bonds
Dated April T. Amount tAuthor
Louise a
of subject
in denomina ofS 00and$0
o a o
is wiho educhon for dea ncome
hereafter 1t the mott in
MERCANTILE COMPANY, LOUIS
Mauies: semiannua April 1922 October 1881
We summarize foAous:
The New York herald., 1921-03-30

sA1r LAKE CITY, Utah. March ae.--
About fifteen hundred men will be af-
fected by the closing OF the Utah Cop
per Company's mine at Bingham and
the mill at Arthur.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
HERE ARE THE SCHEDULES FOR TRAIN AND MAIL SERVICE OUT
 OF AND INTO WARREN DISTRICT

In view of recent changes in train schedules on the Fl Paso and South. western Railroad. and changes in the arrival. departure and distribution of mails at l;isbee, both the train and mail schedules are published below for the convenience of Warren Dis trict residents.
 There are four trains in and out of Btsbee each day. connecting at Os- born with two main line trains daily eastbound. and two daily westbound.
 No. :. the Copper City Special" :" westbound from Fl Paso, arrives at Osborn at 9 a. m. arrives at Bisbee at 9:30 a. ms leaves Bisbee at 9:45 a. m. leaves Osborn at IO:25 a. m.. arrives Tucson 1:3O D. m
 No. 3. the Golden State Limited" westbound from Fl Paso, arrives at Osborn ct SEQ D. m.. leaves Os- born at S;25 ?. n. arrives Tucson
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
Discovered A Cure
 For Rupture
A Kansas City Physician Invents New Appliance Which Many Claim
 Has Cured Their Runture
 SENDS TIT ON TRIAL

-t KsnsRs City physician has invented n wonderful new appliance for the cure or rupture. which has met with irstan- tSneons sucoess. He gave the appliance to lew people who hasl haer r,iptured Tor years and to their delight they re- ported astounding results in just a few weeks time. Ono man reDorted com pl"te cure in three weeks. many fin a month or two.
 The docfor is so well plea sod with the re9'hT obtained and so confident that tt will cure riipfu-a that he v-ants every ~'1f"red De~son to trv it, and offers to send it On 20 davs free trial af his own eNnense- Affer wearing it thirty days h v ie rot enfi-eiv satisfactory in every wnv--f voi cont actually see vou- run ture getting better and convinced that "nrc 's me-elv a matter of time-Just return tt a0d a-e ont noti,inf- If vct r-e rur'"~ed. write to Dr Andrew <lS@ Koch EldC.. Kansas City. Mo. for fr'i '"fo'"'atinn reea-1'ne his invention.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01

at 11:25 D. m. The stub for Bisbe,
 arrives at s. 55 D. m. and leaves witl
 weStbound passengers at $40. D. m
 No. ?. "The Californian" eastbount from Tucson arrives at Osborn al 1:20 D. m. leaves Osborn at 1:35 n m., arrives Fl Paso at S:55 D. m. The stub for I3isbee arrives at 2:O5 D. m. and leaves Bisbee with eastbound passengers at 12:50 p. m.
 No. s. the Copper City Special eastbound, arrives at Osborn at C p. m.. leaves Osborn at G:1O p.sm.. ar. rives Fl Paso 7:45 a. m The stub arrives in Bisbee at GAO D. m.. and leaves Bisbee with eastbound passen- gers at 5:50 Q. m.
 Two malls are received from the east and two from the west each day and two nails are dispatched each day fer the east. and one for the west Eastern mail that arrives in Bisbee on the Golden State Limited at s:55 n. m is not distributed until the fol lowing morning.
 Mail arrives ct the Bisbee postof- flee from the east at 7:30 a. h.. and at 1O:OO a. m., and from the west at ZOO p. m. and 2:30 p. m
 Mail for the east leaves the office at 1920 D. m.. the drop closing at l1:50 2. m.. and for the west at 7:1Ol D. m., the drop closing al $40 D. m. All eastern mail is dispatched toI Train 3 after the departure of Train ?. going east via Tucpn.
 Mails are dispatched for Warren | by electric car ct 500 a. m. and 800 D. m.. and are dispatched to Don Luis 't $500 D. m.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
HARRY BLUM LEAVES.

Harry Blum, son of Mir and Mrs F. c. Blum of Upper Lowell. will leave today for Detroit where he will attend the Michigan State MechanI- cal School. Harry is brother of Howard Hum. who graduated from the Bisbee High School in December and is now in the naval school for
 yeOmen at Sar Francisco.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
CONDITION UNCHANGED

The condition of Russell Wright, To- cal boy who was injured a flaw days ago while diving into canal at Col ton, is unchanged. according to tele- grams received here yesterday. His injuries are serious.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
TAILOR ON JURY DUTY

B. F. Willard, tailor in the Hughes Block, will leave in the morning for Tombstone, where he has been sum- moned to sit on the jury for two weeks.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
MISS BoHMFALK RETURNS

Miss Georgia Bohmfalk, daughter of Henry Bohmfalk of Warren, return ed yesterday from Stafford where she has been on six weeks visit. She made the trip via the Bisbee-Cochise stage.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
SEWING EXHIBIT.

An exhibit of the sewing work of the pupils of the senior high school will be held at the high school build ing, Room 102, Wednesday afternoon from 1:30 to 4 o'clock. Parents and friends of the students are invited to attend
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
LEGION WOMEN MEET.

A special meeting Of the Women's Auxiliary of the L. A. Engle Post of the American Legion will be held Tuesday afternoon at o'clock at the Legion Club. =
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
WITNESSES suePoEnAEp

The following were subpoenaed yes terday by Deputy Sheriff Gipson as witnesses to appear Monday morning at 9:30 o'clock in the superior court at Tombstone in the trial of Baxter Allen: Bill Hildreth, Glen Allen, T. J. Swoape, Laura A Cain, c. H. Martin, Dr. Harry Reese. William Martel. H. A. Walker
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
HOTEL ARRIVALS

Among the arrivals at the Copper Queen hotel last night were: A. M. Wilkinson. Douglas; MT. and Mrs. H. V. Berry, Los Angeles; virgie Mo Knight. Albuquerque; w. A. Robbins, Denver; H. T. Ryland, Pine Bluff. Ark. 5
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
TO POST RETURNS

Returns of the Speedball Hayden Kid Palmer bout at Nogales this aft ernoon will be posted at Tammany Hall on Brewery Gulch. Many local fans are interested in the outcome of the bout.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
GRAHAM FUNERAL.

E Funeral services for John T. Gra- nam. Warren District miner who died Wednesday. will he held this after noon al ? o'clock from the Episcopal church.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
ANoNA CLUB MEETS.

The Annna Club will meet tomor- row evening at the residence of Miss Opal Core. on Quality Hill. Miss Florence Studley will assist Miss Core in Entertaining.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
VISITING DAUGHTER.

MT. and Mrs. Bird are here from Tucson and will spend the summer in the Warren District with their daughter. Miss Ruth Bird. teacher in the high, school
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
KNIGHTS AND LApIEs

All members of the Security Bene- fit Association are requested to meet at Odd Fellows Hall at 1:30, to at tend funeral of Brother John Thomas Graham.
 R. F. HANCOCK, Pres.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
VISIT DOUGLAS LODGE.

A number of members of the Bis bee lodge of Moose motored to Doug las Last night to attend a special meeting of the Moose at that city.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
FROM TOMBSTONE

Ed Massey was in Bisbee yester- day from Tombstone with his sister who is,visiting the Masseys from In diana while en route to California.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
TRIPLE s CLUB. PIcNlcs.

The Triple s Club and their girl friends went on a picnic to Hereford yesterday. They were accompanied by Miss Jessie Wacek. D. c. Carr and Mrs. J. g. Stewart.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
VISITS AT DON LUIS.

Miss Blanche Robinson is spending family at Don Luis.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
KMyRrad
HERE FROM DOUGLAS.

Harry Pickett and James P. Boyle Douglas attornVs. were in Btsbee yesterday on business.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
VISITING FRIENDS.

Miss Helen Engasser, of Lowell, Is the guest of the Warlop family at Don Luis.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
LEAVE FOR KANSAS.

Mir and Mrs. John Lamb left yes terday morning by auto for Kansas City where they will make their home.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
NURSES CLUB MEETS

The Nurses Social Club will hold it's regular meeting tomorrow night at s o'clock at the Y w. c. A.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
STAGE BECOMING POPULAR

c. c. Tillotson. of the city, was passenger on the Bisbee-Cochise stage to Wilcox yesterday.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
WALTER FIFE HERE

Walter Fife. former county assessor and an old time resident of Bisbee, is here from Los Angeles in his pres ent capacity as hide buyer.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
TEA AT Y. w. C. A.

Tea will be served at the Y. W. c. A. this afternoon at 4 o'clock. The public is invited.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
LEAVES HOSPITAL.

D. K. Fowler returned to his home last week from the Copper Queen hospital. where he had been for two weeks following an operation.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
FROM TOMBSTONE.

George Henshaw, county assessor, was visitor in Bisbee yesterday from Tombstone.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
MAY POLE DANCE.

A May pole dance will be given next Wednesday evening at Douglas at the Spear Hall. Souvenirs will be given to the ladies. Music will be by Wright's Orchestra.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
GIRLS ON PICNIC.

Mrs. John Chain chapeToned par ty Of high school boys and girls on picnic party yesterday at Hereford.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01

Good board. $1 per day at The French Kitchen after May 5th.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
TO SHELTER CITY.

Mrs. T. P. Faber has gone to Doug las to spend the week end with friends.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01

There are only three Sunday news papers in all of Australia.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01

Ultraviolet rays are being used for sterilizing water, milk and other fluids, and disinfecting barrels.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-01
HERE FROM HEREFORD.

Mrs. Denwiddie wis in Bisbee yes. terday from Hereford, on business.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
IT THE CIRCLE PLAYHOUSE
TONIGHT

II easy enough 70 sol hurt IN 4
ratfie jam Al a busy crossing, but 70
~ into jim and just manage u
scalte liInoHSines and motor trucks
va cant inch is quite another mat
er Is any pedestrian or motion pic
ure Gre s'ol viii tell You.
In Blind Youth. National Pie
IRE, atiapted ly katherine Reed from
he ftni0us age success lg lou Tel
iegen ana willard Mack il was plan-
red 70 stage a ilase little congestion
u motor vehicles II i busy interaee-
ION This was IL lie done for the
Benefit Of Louise. genial French
PAINTER IN the picture. who was thus
. gel his iirs: lasfc Of american speed
nd recAlesSness
Blind Youth Will be shown at the
ift.le Playhouse today
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
MERCHANTS WOULD
HAVE CITY OWNED
GROUND FOR WASTE
tcoassnned Ffom a.axs l.,

January il 10 February =. for ath-
le.ies dancing ard other purposes,
was granted. hit with the proyiso that
there be no PLAYING o. basketball
games, one Of the recreatioral aunuse-
ments for which the use 81 the room
was requested
Il communication from i committee
OF the Women Voters of Annapolis.
endorsing Mrs. Emma Abbott Gage
FOR Clerk Of the Council Was received
and placed on Gle
The use OF the assembly hall, free
OF charge. MAS granted Al the congre-
gallon 81 Trinity MetAoatst Episcopal
Church. South. Tor me purpose 81
adding iii oyster supper Oh the night
Of January 20
An order offered by the street com-
mites. providing for an appropriation
if $3.50 Tor street cleaning purposes in
February. Was adopted
siill for miscellaneous expenses for
lie past month, ioialing S7i276 We're
pissed
business W ! general nature u REL
lof}od elses here III the columns 9.
ne Eseaina capital
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
Thursday. January 90. 1921,

NJ 80 t,315k ~ H..
psh' following properly
MI that oi OF ground situate 81 Holland
STREET in the eitA ~ NnntR"lis. AiafYHihd.
formerly known ~ the Pearl St,itiil Lauu
iry properly. now known as The White
Star t;trage property, which Is laid dewsi
,ii piat thereof tNite ly :. d Martinez Y
t'o civil engineers ;tnd surveyors, iii .IuiN.
a-914 Said Plat recorded as aforesaid Ia ~.
NJ NJ 2 folio o. being III th.,t lot ~
1rntlia Which wis formerly knawi as the
,,ystrr iiDus, HfDrcrty 81 Josiah Russell,
deceased. except that portion thereof laid
Town un said plat. which was s,iia and
oiiveFed by I;cnian.lt 9. lsuSs,li and
ttIiers ia ehailts II LtsIithiaer aud which
$ particularly Described in the deed fher-
n afe,i ~ 2..r.l III July, 1914. recorded US
ifnieSsid III i.iber G. w. No 10, folio -.
~, rIlis property fronts - feet OH Eial-
and Street airi has Il depth eiitrefroln NJ
lhnnt 10 fe4.t and III improved isr i large
fraine building. Now nsf.tl d garage alitl
known the White Star s;arasc.
TFsisMS Ell SALE cash I'll ratification
u s;lls'. 4 deposit at $2tl1 will hr required
II the purchaser on the iay nf sale For
i'frtlief particulars inquire If tile under
JAMES II. Mi.NRoE,
Attorney named ial The mortgage,
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
] HEAD STUFFED FROM
cATARRn Oh 4 COLD
Says Creana Applied in NOstrils
Oeems Air Passages Right UP.


Instant relief no WAITING Your
clogged nostrils open right up he air
passages OF your head cl1sar ana you
can breathe freely. 10 mere Hawking
snutTIing blowing. headasae. arvaess
No struggling for breath Al night
your cold or catarrh tiisaslpears
Get a small bottle Of ssly's Cream
Balm from your druggist SOW. Apply
"a little Of this fragrant aniisepiie,
healing cream in your sostriis !,
generates through every air passage
Of the head. soothes the intianed or
swollen mucous membrane aud relief
Genes instantly.
It's just fine Dom; stag stuf,edup
with a cold or nasty catarrh tAay.l
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
Bridgskeepsr Loses Crowbar

While Charles Fink. one Of the Sew
ern Bridge keepers. ~as closing the
draw yesterday afternoon. SOME one
made way with large iron crow Bur
which was used 10 manipulate the
north eud of the draw IN opening and
shutting II Mr Fink had left Il on
the end OF the bridge near the open
draw. and when the draw vas closed
he found that the crowbar had dis
appeared The bridgekeeper places
the loss I'd the smartness OF some
youth wAe wanted 10 see 4 splash
III Tie water hi the expense OF The
county
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
ICE LETTER. JR.. KILLED;
NEPHEW LOCAL BISHOP

Joseph Letter. .Ir tie tQ-year-old
sea IL Jessra Letter. IL Chicago and
M;ts1iayson VAS Killed Yesterday
vh:le hunting near the month OF the
Mississippi riger ~ the unexplained
si4'os.on Of Il cartridge in his shot
s3sn IL he picked ii up after retrieving.
duck Tie had SHOT Word Of The ac-
sidem Was eiyea " friends las; night
aer laas ais anee tslepbone lv the
her. Who was 50 aliested that he
oaid No give i de.ailed account.
wording te his fatlter the lad left
ne anii,tg camp a hateau Canard
sita pa.sY irieR's Ter 4 hunt
" the rsaglay sM.ians After shoot-
ing u dnek ihs laA reloaded his gun
laisl Il oa TIE grennl While going
after ae duck an.l IN picking the
eun up The Shell Was exploded killing
the 10y ias anilN TIE father Of the
hos Was no: With he 1irty al the
time of the accident.
The lad was a grand nephew Of
Bishop G Atotl Williams. at This city.
The 6oay VIII Il taken To Washington
for burial
The Youth VAS 4 grandson Of Levi z.
Letter. If Chieago. who founded the
Is ter fortune. He MAS a nephew of
I.aEiy CuTzon. daughter of Levi Letter.
Who married Lord Gurzon of Eng
land
The hoy was heir to an estate Of
several millions
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
TONIGHT'S PROGRAM
CITIZENSHIP SCHOOL
Continued From Rage -


lngtll superintendent ii the Einer-
seney Hospital viii preside and Or.
fohl S FuHon secretary Of the State
3oard III Health, will he the speaker
Thur lay ttaira dayl 1890 70
.. Government Of tile nited states.
0atliis and Char Miss Jula,
aogers II % II 80. Executive De
,4rtment Miss Julia Roeers. 100 81
: Judicial Department Miss julia
togarS , 70 Z Legislative Congress
.onal Program Of The League, Miss
Neier - ] Political Parties I
floir piae2 II The Government OF the
niiel S'atc,. Mrs Maloy: p M.
The aillr MS Bureau The Woman $
sul.s4a 81 the Department Of Labor
,tiss Anderson
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
IN rHE Rgpu HIle TONIGHT

I'lie i'atsl Hour. a Metro drama
y Gns r'lagloas intrigue ard daring
savenfnre Will he featured al the Re-
ouislic Theatre tonight This play is
asei on the treineRlous stage sue
Tie Marriages q Mayfair by
cell Raleigh
Adslnce reports stress The entranc-
ng scenic effects and art interiors.
hot III old-fasl.ioned England and
picturesque Switzerland. in addition
. the thrilling theme
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
NoTICE
20 -
ONDEMNATIO NJ
au sEar Matler IL the Conale,nnstiom " Ser
saiA Lands in Anne AfHnsiel cpnnty
Marsiaud Sar se ny tfte tisesA
States far Military Purpese's.
~. axa Ha,m

10 the District t,anrt al the | ntfrti states
Tor sht district Of MARYLAND.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
member Of The A..e.4aled Prsss

Tie Assoeiatci I,ress is exclu-
siyeiy entitled Is The use for re-
pub.trtion OF all news credited 10
i. or not otherwise credited ia THE
paper atli also tile local news pub
ilsiie5s hereIfl All rights Of re
pus,sIntinn ~ Hlrsia. dispatches
heIein are also reserved.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11


's 30 :" t"e
-
$50 s ~
Fluids On hand l1ect.liDer :sfst
1913 S Or i1gt ia
IA giye.' ffnisa I,epesitnrs dur
ing 1870 ..............4. 4S499f SO
81 sfs,tks bonds luaes ete
during f.iD and Jfher
sources - Ssga 4N
,..t4 ~ i..;.. i's
st,i.,.9s,. $50. e.,, -,
I,aia exfs.I,sss iurin. l.f2p ststI ~
Paid taxes during 1920 2{syl ~
4,,4s .noa
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11

10 EaFe A Cold Esa one Day
Take Groves LAXATIVE BROMo
QfrISESE tablets The genuine bears
the signature og E nv. Grove. soc.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11

FOR KENT-Ia5f
land avenue llfs4,
~ t3faAi 4tst
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11
ASNtaI, Report or the CoNpITIoN
or THE
Annapolis Savings
Institution

0f Annapolis. In the state OF Maryland. III
tlae Close ~ Esusiness December 81 1920.
In Confornity With section So of the
Banking Law
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1921-01-11

FOR REST-la3 cat
ply 1. ttle
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-06-11
NOT WHAT THEY LOOKED FOR
Audience, Like Readers of Novels,
Wanted What They Had Been
Used to Getting.

Dr. William Lyon Phelps Of Yale
said Mt dinner in Philadelphia
The average popular novelist and
his audience are very yery-wet. il
reminds me Of story,
An old-tme music hall artist turned
up, after some years Of absence. in
certain provincial town where he
had once been a great fayorlte lie
went on In his usual -up-bulb-
Gus red nose and 50 forth-cxpecting
a grand reception. but all his efforts
we're received In gloomy silence.
"What's the matter with em? he
said afterward 10 the stage manager
and he dashed tear from his eye.
Have obey forgotten old BuT
"'No, Bin, they amt forgotten you,
said the manager in kindly voice
No. it amt that but you've changed
your jokes about. You're telliu the
ore about the star boarder ahead Of
the one about the limburser and IT
upsets en-
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-06-11
A Feeling Of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp.
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle Of Swamp Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
L is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der troubles.
sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need a medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
IN bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
hlimeF & Co., Binghamton, n. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-06-11
TWO THINGS NOT LOOKED FOR
NOR in One Of Josh Billings
Famous Jokes.

Andrew Carnegie told o good story
al The expense of Matthew Arnold Ia
his Autobiography" It seems that
the English critic was not successful
30 his lectures In the United States.
but he vas anxious 70 learn, and ne
asked how Josh Billings held his au-
dience. The American humorist re-
piled well, you mustn't keep them
laughing TOO long, or they VIII thing
you are laughing M them After Civ
ing the audience amusement you must
become earnest ana play the serious
role For instance, There are two
things III this life for which no maa
is ever prepared. Who will tell ma
what these are? Finally some ous
cries cur, Death Wei. who gives
me the otherE Many respond
wealth. happiness, strength marriage.
taxes. Al last Josh begins solemnly.
None of you has given the secoud.
There are tWo things Oh earth for
which 40 man is ever prepared. aud
them twins, aud the house shakes
Mr. Arnold did also.