The Coconino sun., 1921-02-04

SJate Ol IeOrgld, WnO got dnOtHti man down and was unmercifully beat ing him up, when the latter squirmeC around until he got p calibre revol yer out of his pocket. He put the gur against the bully's stomach and free three times. Naturally, the latter took recess and consulted a doctor II was found that he had three blood blisters on his stomach where the bullets had struck.
 There's trolley line from Payson Utah, where Martin F. Schwab, the travelling salesman lived who was killed last April, and Salt Lake City County Attorney Frank M. Gold and Sheriff Billy Campbell, up there last fall on business connected with the murder, rode over the line. They stopped at one of the small towns for while and were just about to pull out when Billy remembered some thing. "Gosh, I've got to get some chewing tobacco" he said. This was overheard by one of the natives, who had just come out of a store. Here said the latter, "take a bite off this. '
 Now, Bill takes into a plug gener- ously. He bit off about two-thirdS of the mans new plug. The latter look ed at the poor remnant Billy handed back to him, then remarked:
 Say, mister, they give the biggest plug of terbacker in this store behind me for 10 cents that you ever saw"
 "The only good thing l can see in divorces," remarks Bill Doney, "is that it keeps people in circulation"
 J. C. Brown confides that he notices that most of the fellows who used to boast that they "could take it or leave it alone" are now leaving it alone.
 Dr. l.. B. McMullen, president of the Normal school, says that any man who doesn't believe in America ought to see it-looking back from a raft.
 County Treasurer Henry Aphold says the one unsolved problem in his life is what was meant by a girl from whom he once tried to steal a kiss, said kiss landing on her chin. She said, Heavens above!"
 Lester Power, son of Mir. and Mrs. w. H. Power, who, during the war and since, has travelled pretty well all over the world, said the other night that the funniest thing he saw or heard in all his travels was few months ago. Two negro teams were playing base ball. Lester happened along and stopped for minute. He asked the man guarding third base: "What is the score?"
 The reply was: "Thirty-fve to nothing, against us"
 Gee" said Lester, "you're getting pretty badly beaten"
 Guess not" retorted the third baseman. "We haven't been at bat yet"
 Judge J. F. Jones said he once ask ed a farmer who lived down in Arkan- sas but up in the hills:
 "Do you think it healthy to keep your hogs in the house?"
 "Waal, I dunno" the man drawled. But I been a-keepin' my hawgs there for fourteen years, an l ain't never lost one on 'em yet"
 Ernest Lennon overheard this con versation between two Pullman port CTS:
 Rastus-"Dat gal of mine sure does love some"
 Sam-'I'll say she doesw
 Rastus-"What's dat you say, nig- ger?"
 Sam-"I-I-I mean, does she?"
 Jim Rupe, of Maine, hired a man last fall-a tramp. Next morning Jim called the man at four o'clock He was surprised few minutes later to see the man walking away from the house as fast as he could go.
 Say! Come back an eat breakfast fore you go to work" Jim yelled.
 "I ain't goin' to work" the man called back. "I'm goin' to hunt some where to stay all night