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New-York tribune., 1921-09-09
THEATRICAL COOKBOOK

Candied Romantic Remedies-Take
che love affair and cover with cold
water. Then bring to boiling point and
cook slowly until soft; add good guam
ity of sweetening until syrup COM
rletely covers plot and then serve.
Mystery Drama Cake-Murder head
OF one household on dimly lighted
stage and sift cast of characters, be-
ing careful not to stir or disturb sus-
picion centered on female sob artist.
Lift gently from the fire and pour
slowly while one district attorney In
love with sobbist trails crook. Take
yegg beater, beating crook until stiff.
Finally bring district attorney and
sobbist together and spread over sur
face with q Big Scene.
Sex Drama Shortcake-Take one-act
sketch and divide into three acts, with
half hour intermission between each.
Butter generously, filling each act with
hot sex talk, and serve raw.
MERVIN L. LANE.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

sEA-CALL


AS l followed the jostling crowd
Through the noisy city street,
Where motor and trolley and laden
truck whirled by on their reck-
less way,
The gray walls seemed to shut me in
With the sitting dust and heat,
Until breath from the harbor drew
me down where the tall masts lift
and sway.
The harborl with countless ships
From all the ports of the world
!'hc sunlight flashed on brass trimmed
rail, on capstan and masthead
high,
AS down to the waiting sea.
With pennant and sail unfurled
They bore their proud, free way be-
meath an open, windy sky.
AS looked, in my land-locked soul
A swelling tide arose,
The blood of my seaborn race awoke,
leaped up and cried out in me:
20 ships of the worldwide trails,
That 60 where the free wind goes,
Bear me with you out to the wide
swung spaces of the open sea!
away from the monster town
Like an octopus outspread,
Away from the din, and the sordid
greed, and the hurrying trampling
feet;
Let me feel your slanting decks again
Beneath my eager tread,
And hear the winds song in the
shrouds make music wild and
sweet
20 swing me out on the deep!
Ny cradle a ship shall be,
Once more to sleep healthful sleep
beneath the friendly stars,
Where the phosphorus gleam of waves
Makes a star shine in the sea,
And the Pleiades and the moon smile
down between the swaying spars
COR swing me out on the deep
When the storms loud clarion rings
Oh! to stand in dripping prov with
the ocean wide for my home!
My soul swept clean by a gale,
And my spirit tipped with wings,
My longing stilled and my heart at
peace above the flying foam"
GRACE CLEMENTINE HOWES.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

From the 81. Louis Post-Dispafs0
The George Bernard Shaw who says
cowboy photoplays are making Americs
sick is the same George Bernard Shaw
who said Carpenter was going 70 vhv
Dempsey.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

GUARANTY
ysu ean Surchase MERCHANDISE advertised In THIS
TRIBUNE with absolute sateh-for u dlssatlsiae-
sipa results il ssy eass THE vRsBuNE suaran-
tore to pay your monoy hack upon request. No red
t4se. No aaibbiIno. We make seoc promptly II
the advertiser does net.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09
Zoo Lyric

The Hylan is a funny bird
With crest of crimson hue.
1t never says a single word
Unless they tell it to.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09
MrnfnER on rnE AssocrArEp rnrss

MEMBER OF TIE ASSOCIATED FKESS
rhe Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to
sne use for republication Of all news dispatches
credited TO st or not otherwise credited In this
raoeg. ana also the LEGAL newx Of spontancous
crfssn published bsrein.
An rights OF republication Of all cshsr matter
herein also
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

Still, if tears we'll up while con-
sdering the situation, consider for a
moment the heathenish Joy of the
schoolless 100000
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

AS far as we can understand the
operations of the League of Nations,
Chile seems to be running the Mon
roe Doctrine, and we'd like to know
where she got her drivers license.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

And while on the subject of conges-
ton, where do you find the cookettes
to use in the kitchenettes?
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

"Iake the zoo out of City Hail."
says Curran- What? Give "The Sub
way Sun" still another excuse for urg-
ing travel to the Bronx?
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

We haven't got the heart to do it.
F.F. ".
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

A prominent Teachers Agency"
boasting it's seven branches from the
Atlantic 10 the Pacific, announces, "We
Are Sevsn"
Which leads A. H. N. to warn teach
ers intending to register with the
concern. that they had better inquire
which two branches are at sea and
which lies buried in the churchyard.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09
Here You Are

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: Smith & Jones,
Realtors, New York, N. Y. i.
Dear Sir and Ma'am":
Easyl G. R. sAncrN,r
Boston, Mass, Sept. 8, 1891.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

Comic cops are to be eliminated from
Jersey films because they're an affront
to policemen. If they're cut out in
New York it will be because they're
unnecessary.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

There's this much to be said con
corning the Klan:
"Too many Klux spoilr-
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

The money the Department of Edu-
cation wants to borrow from the state
is probably for the purchase Of S. R. O.
signs.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER .. 1924

Owned By New York Tribune inc.. New York
cSsrcs alton. Published daily Ogden Reid. prssi~
Heat; g. Vernon Rogers. vicc-president; Hcisn
Rogers Reid. Secretary, h f. Maxnc,d, Trcasurcr;
Address. Tribune Building. lsa Nassau Street. New
yssk. Telerhcne Reekmsn 5000
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

The real trouble, of course, is that
the Parents Ring, melted by the in
terests of Wall Street, has brought
too many children into the world,
merely to embarrass the peoples ad-
rainistration.
New-York tribune., 1921-09-09

Observe the 10000 shining morning
faces creeping away from school.
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
HELP WANTED--MALE

ELEVATOR operator, white; 8 nights; high
est class apartment; $50, room, bath and
gas range. Supt., 500 w. 1ooth-
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
HELP wANTED-FEMALE.

HoI'sEKEEPER. working. trustworthy; !;
must De experienced cook; no washing; ref
efenee required Paone III Scarsdale, or
write p. Q. Ill Scarsdais. N. y.
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
SALES REPRESENTATIVE.
FACTORY TO HOME PLAN.

New England manufacturer offers to high
grade salesman q splendid connection here In
New York and vicinity. working direct from
New York wholesale offices with the con
surner on a direct factory TO home plan, with
some leads furnished; beautiful showrooms
and stock furnished: like being IN business
for yourself: commissions VIII pay handsome
returns. 600 9Th ay., entire third floor
The New York herald., 1921-05-19

Statesmen. .N.-sEvERAL HUNDRED NEW
INFORMATION CONCERNING OUR LIFE
INCOME AND HoMES1TE PLAN IN
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA: a REAL
CAN MAKE HANDSOME PROFITS BY
CALLING ON THESE INQUIRERS. PHONE
MURRAY HILL 141c OR SEE MIR,
PALMER. SUITE 7o2. 4S7 9TH Av., FRI
DAY OR SATURDAY. BETWEEN AND
6 z. M,
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
HELP WANTED--MALE.

statesmen
WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE AS
sURED or QUICK ADVANCEMENT
TO POSITIONS OF EXECUTIVE
RESPCNSIBILTY
thoroughly dependable and strongly
established corporation has embarked
on a programme OF expansion that Is
mating room for the early advance
TO positions OF high executive respon-
sibii!ty. with salaries TO match.
ETC AND CAPABLE THOUGH OUR
PRESENT STAFF Is, WE NEED
THE INFUSION OF A LITTLE NEW
BLOOD. THEREIN is UNUSUAL
OPPORTUNITY FOR FEW or
THE MEN WHO READ THIS AID.
II you are sure OF your desire 20 get
out OF tho ruts of merely. mechanically
going the rounds
II you are anxious to see your bank
account swelling with the weekly de-
pos!t OF higher earnings than you've
ever known before
If YOUR AMBITION ITCRES 70
TAKE HOLD OF THE REINS. AND
DRIVE. IN REAL EXECUTIVE
CAPACITY
And IL you'll welcome a chance TO be
thoroughly schooled IN sales methods
that will quickly bring the realization
OF your ambitions within reach.
IT WILL PAY YOU TO ANSWER
THIS ADVERTISEMENT AND FIND
WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER. ALL
REPLIES WILL BE TREATED IN
THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE.
BOX 1920 HERALD. FULTON ST.
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
SALESMES.

ship Thursday. 10 A. NJ. We teach
you the science of selling and pitt you
on our sales force when YOU qualify;
no experience necessary. 30 here
promptly. Room 1iO5, w. o4th ST.
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
YOUNG MEN.

YOUNG MEN, Two NEAT. AgCREssrvF,
WRIT SELLING rNprRIENCE. TO
CONNECT WITH CLASSIFIED DEPART
MT.NT. ArpT4V TO q. r. FEARING. $50
BRoAnwAY, SECOND FLOOR
YOUNG MAN
wait ar trade ~ wholesale glove house.
krowledre of gloves essential. n YOU can
qualify r-rta rr~. sniarT desired 1nf pre-
rioUs experience IN first ietter ~ 4 a2T
Herald. Rsreid 81
The New York herald., 1921-05-19

GLOVE SALESMAN.
Prominent importing house is open for
New York city. Brooklyn and Newark. rep
resentativs man with following among the
large depa rtment stores: communication con-
fidential: give fun particulars in first letter.
S NJ 321 Herald, Herald SO.
GROOM as assistant in small stable Of hunt.
ers on gentlemAn's country place; must be
good man with horses and tackle and have
best OF references from similar position in
hunting stable; none other need apply. Call
Hotel Gotham. 9th av- and 5Jth St. ask for
Mr.. Macgoldrtck.
MANAGER for storage, moving and truck
BUSINESS near Ashury Park. y. j.; state
experience and references In first letter.
well paying position for married man.
r. o. box 33i Lakewood. y. J.
MAN for teicnhone work, with separate wire
Installed; give age: easy work TO man o.
ability: give phone number. u 1115 Herald.
Fulton st.
The New York herald., 1921-05-19

HOTsEwORTsER for plain cooking laundry
suburban home. pohbs Ferry: family ~
husband wife. two girn and Z: nurse
mai1's room and bath. Give particulars and
vages. titi lferald. flltor III.
IfoTGEWoRNEB. general. plain cook. FOR
awumer home near Now York, two ie
fawilv GOOD home. personal reference c,ts
fava paid. Call ~ Y. Goth st, room ~ .
,eetween q and I o'elaoh.
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
SITUATIONS wANTEp-MALE.

STEWARD. all around experience. desirea
position with hotel or business; : years
experience from Scandinavian business
honse. x ~ lcraid, $50 Broadway.
TWO colored men Wish positions, worl: to-
gether, one cook downstairs, other pntler.
houseman; country or city; no oh lection 10
Llatnush. Us Fleet place. care Mrs. Hanley,
Brooklyn.
VALET. colcred. or caretakef bachelors
Intelligent; reference. i. McThomas. 81
West 59th
WAITER, head, experienced. seashore or
country. references. 100 Herald. Her
old so.
WArcIIMAN-Man. Trustworthy. elevator.
good cleaner. wishes position. Niguin. 425
last % 81.
WATCfMAN, nights: best business aud
bonding companies. references. 222 Her
WATcfIMAN Wishes position, nights; refer
eneea. Vaughn. $40 West 1i4th st.
YOUNG MAN. IS. married. commercial expe-
riencs, wants employment. any capacity.
Industrial field; reasonable salary. 1911
Herald. Harlem.
YOUNG man (o5) desires position as check
er: experienced references. X 164z Herald.
B'klyn.
YOUNG NAN COLLEGE GRADUATE.
"a. years varying experience. desires po-
stlon. p 1857 Herald. Bronx.
YOUNG man (studenD wishes work eve
nings. Box 429, 27S Wyckoff av.. Brook
lyn.
YOUNG man desires work: hours daily.
Grom 4a0 Il. s1st. TX
YOUNG man desires outdoor work on farm
or country place. Woldt. 432 u. 145th.
YOUNG man wishes to learn printing trade.
carstens, $50 Lincoln place. Brooklyn
The New York herald., 1921-05-19

JAPANESE CHAUFFEUR (married), Pierce ex-
pert, wants change position; country pre-
tsrredi years present position. Nishi. 10
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
MEN

MEN.
The rapid expansion OF our bushes.
has Just resulted In the promotion OF
two of our best men to positions OF
executive responsibility. leaving room
for the taking on. at once. OF two Hd-
ditional clean cut, ambitious. aggros-
sive men OF sound common sense and
fair education and not under 20 years
OF age, who win welcome opportunity
such as comes only rarely, even TO the
bsst and most capable of men: soms
selling experience is desirable. but not
essential; tho opportunity offers
thorough grounding and development
In ona of the best paying businesses
now commanding the ability OF highly
paid men; the opening IL an exceed
.ngiy good one; 1t VIII not walt over
long: SO call. II YOU are genuinely .n-
terested In getting ahead, the first
chance you get, at our office. most
convenient.
SUITE 1910, rs WEST 43D ST.
SUITE $40 SINGER BUILDING.
SUITE sos TERMINAL. BUILDING.
80 COURT ST., BROOKLYN.
SUITE z. 300 BROAD ST.. NEWARK, ". }
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
sALEsM HsS wANTE

Several good men wanted on
proposition that has unusual selling
Ing features. We furnish euch excep-
tional leads that average earnings are
800 week and batter. Statesmen who
want to double their present earnings
should find this desirable. well pay
sion basis Apply to Room 266. 1894
Broadway. from ! 60 1850 p. NJ. daily.
The New York herald., 1921-05-19

IN ddpeTfsscm evt ~ the Lost dn6
Round coIasmrs oi THE NEW fORN
HERALD oGcrs n rcui possibility 81
recovering pour lost property
The New York herald., 1921-05-19

sion So weekly upward: permanent post
tion satisfactory representative. Call iy5
West Both. room ssS.
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
SALES MANAGER WANTED.


SALES MANAGER WANTED.
We want the best sales manager In town,
one who has had a wide experience In
handling men and marketing stocks and
honds, both through statesmen ana by circu-
la rizing. Must build up own sales force and
take entire charge. one who has following OF
men preferred. To such man a satisfac-
tory arrangement viii be made either In
commission salary. Write fully In first
letter and mako appointment X 533 Herald,
$50 Broadway.
statesmen
Five sound-thinlxing. determined to-succeed.
trutl-telling with without selling
experience seeking more profitable outlet
for their latent ability, win learn through
confidential interview. without travel, where
In consistent sales will lead 10 promotion as
executives. Call Suite 1904, Borden Building,
$50 Madison av.. at 45th Ct.
sALESAdAN-fIigh class man for malt cx-
tract and specialties for grocery and hard
ware trade: salary and commission. X 535
Herald, 2S0 broadway.
SECURITY statesmen.
We want several experienced saicsren who
are used TO selling high class Industrial Sc
curties: must have good records furnish
references and be self starters: to such men
we have n high class, attractive cooperative
stock proposition of interest TO every auto
mobile owner: liberal commissions; f1oatcrs
need not apply. See Mr.. Harwell, room $40,
1916 Broadway. from 10 to IL o'clock morn
ings. and TO . o'clock afternoons.
The New York herald., 1921-05-19
HELP WANTED-MALE.
Instruction.

Instruction.
AUTOMOBILE TRAINING BY EXPERTS.
Complete shop course, x66. with driving.
SEQ, weekly payments. Ask for Catalogus II.
STEWART AUTOMOBILE SCHOOL.
225 West 5Tth ST.. at Broadway.
Leading STRAIGHTFORWARD 1909.
SAI,ESMEiN--Write for list OF lines and sul
particulars: earn $500 and $4,000 yearly.
bis demand for men, inexperienced or expe-
rienced city or travelling. National Sales
mems Training Association. 1000 Bush
building. 1870 W. s2d at. N. Y. c.
BE A DETECTIvE-Excellent opportunity;
good part travel. Write G. T. Ludwig, $50
Westover Bldg, Kansas Cii,. Mo.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1921-04-07
VAYLAND

Mrs. G.. ID. Conkey returned Tues
day noon from a brief visit with rela-
tives in Huron.
Mrs. Dyer III. Campbell of Brookings
is visiting her friend Mrs. Barbour
this week
Mrs. Barbour spent the week end
with friends in Huron.
Friends Of Mr.. and Mrs. Silas Gift
ford will be grieved to learn of the
loss of their home and personal eff
fects recently by fire They were not
at home at the time the fire was dis
covered so they sustained a total loss.
Mrs. Frank Otto returned Tuesday
from a weeks visit with relatives and
friends II Pierre.
w. J. Cassidy returned Monday
from a brief visit at Minneapolis,
where he secured an artificial arm.
Mrs. Margaret Ravenscroft departed
Saturday evening for Midland where
she will visit for q few weeks with
relatives.
The Vayland Literary Society held
another entertaining program at the
vayland sc~hoclhouse on Friday even
Ing. The last one Of the series will be
given April 18th
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1921-04-07
ONE KILLED; ONE INJURED
WHEN TRAIN HITS CAR

George Livingston, while returning
from st. Paul. was a witness OF an
accident in which one man was killed
and another seriously injured, when
the automobile in which they were
driving was struck by the noon pas
senger, the accident occurring near
Cavour. The dead nan Is Ray Gilly-
ray a taxi driver of Cavour and the
injured i. b. Meadows, of WATERFOWL.
The a in which the men were
riding was a taxi. Mr.. Meadows and
Mr.. Gillyray were proceeding along
the roadway, and as they approached
the crossing either did not see the on
coming train, or were going at such a
rate Of speed that gave them assur-
ance they would cross far ahead of the
train. The machine was not seen un-
til too late and the automobile was
crashed into, the blow coming about
midway between the front and rear
wheels, striking the body OF the ma
chine square In the center. The bod
les OF the men were thrown fully so
feet. The automobile was completely
demolished, and was strewn for sew
rods along the right of way.
Mr.. Meadows was rushed to a HUI
ron hospital, where all possible Is
being done. to save his life He IS
connected with the International Har-
vester Company.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1921-04-07
b SCHOOL NOTES

The local High School Defamation
Contest will be held in the high school
assembly room on Friday night. April
fifteenth. There are several good con-
testants out after the opportunity TO
represent Miller at the district con-
test, which is held at Pierre on April
will be charged, which sum will be
turned owe to the High School Stu
dent Association. The program will
be a mighty good one consisting of
six to eight readings and orations. A
good turnout is desired.
The Miller High School track team
will have opportunity to represent
Miller at two contests this spring.
There will be a Field and Track meet
held at Pierre the first part of May
and the State High School Invitation
Meet will be held at Bookings the
latter part Of May. The Association
have purchased a new discus, a new
Shot Put. and a now Vaulting Pole.
New jumping standards were made in
the Manual Training department.
Miller School District will be bene-
fitted by the new High School Tuition
Law which goes into effect in July.
From then on all pupils attending
high school from outlying districts
will have their tuition paid for by their
district to the amount of per capita
cost. This would amount five thou
sand five hundred dollars this school
year. The new law does not go into
effect until July and consequently we
will only receive about n thousand
dollars under the present law. This
one item alone will help considerably
in bringing down the cost of instruc-
ton in the Miller Schools.
Patrons are asked to think twice be-
fore advising what is to be done to
cut down expenses for next year. A
difference in ebout two thousand dol
lars in the entire Salary Fund, a very
small percentage of total school costs,
, will make a difference of from TWEEN
ty-five to fifty per cent in the efficiency
of the schools. One of the greatest
things a community has to do is to
adequately take care of it's children
Lets be sure this is efficiently done.
The Pi Phi Literary Society will
give a program in the High School
Assembly on Wednesday evening
April thirteenth A good program IL
looked for and we want a good attend.
ance. A small fee will be charged to
help get the Student Association on its
feet in athletics
The Freshmen have taken part in
several debates during the last two
weeks in their English work. TIL,
Free Text Pook Law for Public
Schools was N Of the questions de.
hated and the value % education ovel
business experience was another ques.
ton.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1921-04-07
By REV. D. j. QUILLAN

shelter from winters cold and sum
mer's heat; II is the place ~sanctifed
by our struggles, our hopes, IA tears,
our victories, cur losses. 1t Is the
place that is blessed by the smiles Of
little ones and filled with the sunshine
OF their laughter. And for the Son OF
God, His home at Nazareth undoubted-
ly possessed the same attraction: and
| have no doubt when at length he had
to leave II and face the world, His
eyes fingered long and lovingly upon
those sacred walls which during all
those years had been the silent wit
nesses of His Mothers ioveA-long and
lovingly upon that little window
through which the day-break so often
called Him to His prayer or to His
work, through which from His cot at
night He watched the stars come oa.
to keep their vigil while their Creator
rested. And it must have been with a
sob filled with sadness and tenderness
that would have sui,lced to save the
world that He kissed the brow of His
Mother, crossed for the last time the
doorstep where He had SO often sat
at His Mothers feet. have not
found this in the Gospels-but I have
found this in my own heart, because
the great Heart OF Christ was nothing
II not human.
But that life which He lived for SO
many years within the walls of the
home at Nazareth, seems to be- every
day growing more rare In the world.
Whether IL Is that parents do not or
will not understand their duty and
compel their children to seek among
strangers and in strange places the
pleasures which are their right and
by sternncss which should be alien 10
a parents heart, repress unfeelingiy
the exuberance' of youth. or whether
it is those children, in, keeping with
their age, captured before they know
it by the superficial satisfaction of a
too early emancipation, grow weary
of the limited horizon that surrounds
the homestead, eager to see, to taste,
20 enjoy the great world beyond, no
longer feel in their hearts the beauty
of home, but rudely demand from sor-
rowing parents their portion OF a pro-
digal's inhesitarce, and turn their
backs upon them often forever-what-
ever the reason Is / know not-but l
do know it Is for us no vain reason
that Jesus remained SO very, very long
at home
And oh! father and mothers ask 1t
of Christ and He will tell you the
great secret Of making your home
happy for yourselves and those you
love. And young men. young women.
there is no love awaiting you outside
your homes as sweet OF as true as
the love that bent over your cradles,
that loved you ere you know what 1t
was to be loved. And when in the
course of life. circumstances may lead
you into the occasions of sin, look
back to the days when that love was
lowering round You from evil-look
back to the old home and ask your
selves: Were they for this, my faith
er's prayers-my mothers tears, were
they ali for this. l should become 9
~reprobate, a disgrace. Oh! Angels Of
: the home of Nazareth, watch. we pray
! you, over OR Christian homes. watch
: over those young hearts that are q
! eager to spend themselves and guido
: them to Him in whom alone there 4
/ peace.
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