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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08
= : atllnlurous Department.

His<EarIy Training.-The detail had
lust arrived near the front lipes when
the captain looked around and noticed
a private. hatless and coatless.
,,e"where's the rest of. your uniform?"
he demanded.
Back where we came from"
GO back and get it, '',,<'S '",'''
The private :: vanished flle ana iateF :.
,rcappearcd, correctly, uniformed nut u
Without his rifle
Where's your gun. .;,,,,-. =.
LEFT it back where we came froms'
X 'Listen!",::... beloved the captain:
you're a fine soldier. What We're you
in civilian life?"
plumbers assistant" 80. ~
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

Whale Of a Lie:-"Do you ever
catch any whales, captain?" asked Inc
old lady on the transatlantic liner.
often, ma'am," replied the captain
with a note of, weatincss' in his voice
GLOW wonderful Tell me how you
catch them"
That's easy. We just drop a lew
old salts on their tails
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

The department of agriculture eX.
presses fear that southern farmers vail
plant too heavy an acreage to alralta
during the present year. The depart
ment asserts there must be an increase
in live stock before the alfalfa acreage
can be profitably increased.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

Item from Bingvile.-Aunt Melhl-
table Trusalive wants to Know WHY ~
is every letter she gets somebody is
always printing on the outside: JON
tho Navy" She declared to goodness
sb. never thought Of such thing ana
if they don't stop she'll have the Ia"
on them.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

Horeless.-Judge Lawrence c: rf1sn
Of. the Brooklyn IN. Y) Traffic Court
tells this one on himself. .'.-.1'.-.>,,
During hot political campaign
when he was candidate for office he
was met by an old Irish woman VINO
inquired: ,,,
h.as" & And are ye, the man that's runnin'
for judge" -
81 am" - !
."Then God: bless ye. And who might
<be =runnin' against ye?" :
"aJudge O'Flaherty."
ro'Flaherty, it is? Then Goa he'p
sye,n - ...t.. '..-' -.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

Double Economy.-"Did you do any =,
thing FOR the observance OF III
Week?"'.. s.. j
"shoud say did. New Years !
started sharing myself instead o. s"-
inc to the barber, saving twenty cent:
a day. Thrift Week shaved twice I !
CAV ard saved forty cents
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

Sorae cow.-Here's an ADVERTISE
mont inserted IN n paper in Beaver
Dam. Wisconsin, newspaper:
:.I|0r Soie-I COW That Errrss-
quarts of milk day. n set OF goil
sticks, n sct OF law hooks and Il very
fine fur overcOat."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

AS Spoke.-Two dHsky members o.
the a. z. F. stepped off the gans9iahh
together.
"Was yo' all bothered wild dat NAL
dc-mule?" inquired one.
"Decd ah was" replied the other
.'Sho am CAD to git back on terra
Gotta again"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08
FOR FINAL DISCHARGE.

NOTICE Is hereby given that have
1S.made,1ny final return to the Pro
bate Court Of York county as Admin
!istrator Of the Estate Of Mrs. MARY
2. MACKORELL, and on Tuesday,
March 8, 1921, will make application
to said Court for my discharge from
further liability in connection with said
administration.
- G. S. HIGGINS, Administrator.
York, S. c., Feb. 8. 1921. IL 5t =
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

the government be placed back of n
demand that Germany turn the SER
geants over to the American Army on
the Rhine and return Rergdoll to this
country to serve out his sentence.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08
TO DEBTORS AND CREDITORS.

ALL persons indebted to. the estate% of
"A +. +. BOLIN, deceased, are her9by
notified to make payment to the undSE-
signed at once, and all persons having
claims against said estate are adYissd
to present the same, duly authenacaEL-
ed, within the time prescrih "a 9y law.
Is ct Administrator.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

Observation-Disclosures" asked nerE-
ous old lady on her first trip over "ac
YOU think the ships going Gown"
:: "probIy not, ma'am, ,Probiy NOT
responded. - the salty mate encour"s
inely. stroking his chin. "Y'see' INC
boilers. amt none too good. shes )
liable 10 go up.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08
Willing Messenger Come seSe'

Willing MesGensertT7Come seven en-.
johnson was relating tale of a Won
dcrful experience in the war while his
colored admirers listened pop-eyed.
"Yessuh, All looks to de right, and
here's big bunch of Bushes comm
toward me, and Ah looks to de left
and deres anoder big bunch comm
toward me, and Ah looks ahead and
dere,s de whole Bush army comm TO-
ward me"
!. .Yas, vas, and den what did yo'
do?"
Man, All thinks Of all de poor
.Mcricans back of me waitin' to git
pounced on-and All spreads oe
news" - "s :, :
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

in this instance he would not make
iail sentence, but ordered Mrs Rup-
pie to pay the costs, go on parole SIX
months, and move out of the neigh
borhood.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08
LOANS AT 9, % INTEREST

RRANGED for on York County
"A Farms. Long-term. t5.1-2 x
,nrongh Federal Land Bank). WHY
not stop paving higher rates? Charges
reasonable. {. E. SFE-NCHn'
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

~ Titles to Real Estate and Real
Estate Mortgages on sale at The En-
ouIrer Office.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

H'tqrs; ssluD6 lpsi. iD: III .oGlS :! Il, /,
*i"r ctL%,iHf!Gs b@i:tloDs 20 H.. r!q..sy:
.ei Ssap:r .Lpe 1r%ls "nu ;t.I;;'"- u
:.-' ~ :seUE 6C3Jre-l - 1&!suU .;i,.,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1921-03-08

lnges K:!uG' IL SJss!JS asntsHca' aerp
Lrs .jLA !.sGcuneuqsr me'c:.
,.wolTDl3rz G; t!sap..,
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20
FOR sALE-REAL ESTATE
Home 40"

If you want a close in 40-acre home ranch, rich loamy. soil, fam fly orchard, fair improvements, and near school at common sense price, we have a special opportunity for you.
 Our property is only four miles : from the center of Phoenix and We invite you to inspect it at your early convenience.
 P. S.-The price is exception ally attractive to a buyer.
 DWIGHT E. HEARD co.
 Realtors
 Heard Bldg. Phone 1851 q
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20
A Few Left At S15DoWn, S15 Mo.

For 1Is acres. or 21s acres. s30 down
 S25 per month. Buy yourself a Christmas present that counts
 Where you can Have a COW, chickens and fruit Sold four in one day. These wont last long. See me today at 1602 West Jackson Street, or Phone S03S. A. l.. West, owner. ds
 STORE property for sale on North 11th St It's now rented on two years lease at s45 per month, but buyers can get it if you wish in Oc- sober, 1922. This is a real buy at the xrice. but it's all cash and the price is s2500. W. A. Bostrom, S27 W. Adams St Phone 30S7. ds
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20
$50 Down, S25 Mo.

Buys 4-room house on Brill car line. Why pay rent. Call on this Texas City Realty Co. 130 North Central Ave. Phone 1756 ds
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20
Quitting Farming
I AM NO FARMER

My business is to attend to and make a success of Graves Indian Shop. No. 8 West Washington St.
 To that en- l am offering for sale all my farming equipment; prefer ably in a lump; consisting of:
 2 fine work teams and harness; Studebaker wagon, new: small farm wagon; double disk Earrows: mow- ing machine; 2 double spike tooth hS- rows; cotton cultiva tors: l cot ton planter; 1 riding plow; walk ing blows; Planet Jr. orchard culti- vator; drags. shovels. cotton sacks, tarpaulins, tents and everything gen erally used in the raising of cotton. Above almost new and will be sold at a sacrifice to party taking all. Bankable note per cent accepted. Lease expires Jan. l and these must be sold at once.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20
Land Bargain
 Hunter

here's the opportunity of your life to own a real 40 acres at a sacrifice price. This 40 is located one and one half miles south of the Sugar Beet factory in Glendale, on Lateral IT. There is no better land in the valley. It's a give-away at $150.00 per acre. All Improvements includ- ed. $30o0.00 cash, balance time mort gage. See
 FRED A. DIBBLE Exclusive Agent, IT N. First Ave Phone 5O03 db
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20
Now Is The Time

to buy this neat, attractive brick house of 5 rooms, modern, garage, near car line and paved street; price s4500, s700 cash anu very easy terms, See Grover c. Miller with
 F. A. JEFFERSON, REALTOR 32 No. Central Ave. Phone 710 1t
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20
DOUBLE YOUR MONEY QUICK

Will divide or sell as a whole the farm known as the Sheets property, located two miles from Glendale, and as good land as there is in Maricopa county.
 HIGHLY IMPROVED
 so acres alfalfa. balance grain, all in. All leveled. chicked, fenced, good modern house, full plumbing, fully water stocked, also private water plant.
 MUST BE SOLD THIS WEEK
 Regardless of value, must go before Christmas. Terms: 10 per cent down, balance long time, let place pay for itself. Might take some city property and mortgage back. Will be at Adams hotel. Monday and stay till sold. James Brown. Owners Rep. al
 REIMBURSEMENT for sale. 320 acres at Casa Grande l mile to power line. Address Box 54K Repub- lican. ds
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20

E. L. GRAVES. Scottsdale
 Or GRAVES INDIAN SHOP
 West Wash. St. Phone 1291 If WOMEN'S New Sweaters; also mems, bought at big l.. A. sale. cheap; at 24 West Jeff. Fine lot mems suits, also. If
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20

WILL PAY spot cash for your car: bring it over toe ay. Palace Garage 425 W. Adams Phone 4265. If
 AUTO SUPPLIES for all cars at a big reduction. 205 w. Washington St. If
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20
AUCTIONS
AuctiOneer
so HAVE WE

If you have anything to sell, let me sell it for you. Satisfaction guaran- 1eed- s. c. Kleck. the Auctioneer. 1908 E. Fillmore St. Phone 3T59. If
Arizona republican., 1921-12-20
4 FOR sALE-MiscELLANEoUs

1-410 SHOTGUN. suitable for la dies or boy; 1-12 gauge and 1 30-30 rifle; also one electric cooker with oven and frying pan. Call S707 It
 CHRISTMAS trees at Henderson Bros. Phone 1047. Five Points ak
 ONE reed doll buggy. cheap. if taken at once. 316 F. Van Buren. It
 NEW model 20 ga. Remington shotgun for sale. 2S-inch barrel. only shot 15O shells. good as new. s45.00 cash. Phone 5069. do
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
MRS. JOE STRAYHORN
RETURNS FROM TRIP

0rs. Joe Strayhorn returned last
week from her trip to Dallas. Den
ton. Waco and other east Texas
points. While at Eallas she saw sew
eral Snyder folks Snyder folks met
at Mrs. McMullans. which included
Mrs. r. l.. McMullen. Mrs A. J.
Grantham and four daughters, Mrs.
L. II. Nichols, and Mrs +. d. Curry.
Al Denton she found several Sny-
der girls and learned that Mr. w. a.
Doak had bought a home and also a
grocery business
At Fort Worth she was with Mrs.
Jim Ellis and Mr.. and Mrs. A. r.
Cole.
She reports q very pleasant trip
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
Mrs. II. G.. Hayter Passed Away.

Mrs. Magdalene Hayter, wife of
II. c. Hayter died Saturday even
ing al their home in east Snyder.
Mrs Hayter had been in III health
Tor a year OF heart trouble She took
seriously i'll Friday and did not re-
gain consciousness until the last
The services were conducted Sun
day at the family residence by Rev.
G. c. Wright, pastor of the Pres
byterian church. of which she was a
member and interment made in the
Snyder Cemetery Sunday evening at
. O'Clock under the auspices of the
Eastern Star.
Mrs. Hayter was CT years old At
the time OF her death, loving wife
and mother, and a devoted Christian
woman.
She leaves a husband, two daush-
ters, Mrs. B. w. Hudgins OF Dallas.
and Mrs. Kate Gotten OF Snyder, and
a host OF friends to mourn her depar-
ture.
Tie Signal joins her may friends
in extending coincidence to the be
reaved family.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
he person and estate of Jewell sum

the person and estate of Jewell Sum
ru,d and Ruby Sumruld, minors,
which said application will be heard
by said Court on the 18th day OF
April. 1921, al the Court House OF
said County, in Snyder. at which
time all persons interested in said
estate are required to appear and
answer said application, should they
desire TO DO so.
Herein fail not, but have you be-
fore said Court, on the arst day OF
the next term thereof, this writ. with
your return thereon. showing how
You have executed the same
Witness my hand and Official seal
at Snyder, Texas, this 18th day of
March. 1921. KATE GOTTEN,
Clerk County Court, scurry County.
Texas. Al
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
NOTICE IN PROBATE.
THE STATE OF TEXAS,

THE STATE OF TEXAS,
To the Sheriff or any Constable OF
Scurry County-Greeting
You are hereby commanded to
cause TO be published once each week
for period of ten days before the
return day hereof. in newspaper
of general circulation. which has
been continuously and regularly pub
lished for period OF not less than
one year in said Scurry County. a
copy of the following notice:
THE STATE OF TEXAS. To All Per
sons Interested in the Welfare and
Estate of Jewell and Ruby Sumruld,
Minors; Van Sumruld. who has filed
an application in the County Court
of seurry County. on the 18TH day of
Earch, 1921, for guardianship OF
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
Commissioners Court.

AT the regular March, session OF
the commissioners court. with the
regular routine business the follow
ing was passed; 1t appearing 20 the
court that the Snyder National bank
having the highest bid on the general
revenue of the county for the ensuing
two years. or until their successors
shall have been selected, il is here
by ordered that said bank is and shall
be the depository of the above said
funds
The First State Bank OF Fluvanna
was made depository for the school
funds, they being the highest bidders.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
Letter. From Fritz smith.
Austin. Texas, 3-23.21

Austin, Texas, 1891.
Mr. Hugh Boren,
Dear Hugh.
As per promise upon my return |
came to the Attorney General office
and the boys got busy Saturday and
passed on your school bonds. | then
went and talked TO all the board and
| find this can be done: but delay
will spill the beans. II the bonds can
be printed and on our board desk by
April 10th. they will take the bonds,
pay per cent cash 10 per cent May
10Th, 10 per cent June. etc. until all
is paid. So IL 20 do not begin work
before June LIST you will have 25 per
cent OF issue in cash 20 start on. then
another 10 per cent before this is
gone. You can arrange with the
banks to handle the remainder BY
Sept. 10. six tenths should be paid
in and 1t wont be lard 10 handle the
other II may be the matter can be
handled through the contractor This
is the best that can do. Buchanan
has been with me in this matter and
we have done our best and this de-
ponds on having everything ready by
April 10th. Charley tells me h has
for your Signature tthe pres
ident and secretary and will have
he bonds printed. Let i'm look after I
his and IL everybody is prompt at |
both ends of the line you will have I
plenty of time. All well No news
Fritz. I
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
Visits Of the stork.

j. w. Hancock and wife. Dunn
March 10. a boy.
Jack W. Williams and wife. Flu
wanna. March 81. boy.
Charley Crews and wife. March 81,
a boy
c. NJ. Ryan and wife, March "a,
a girl.
Walter G. BROOKS. and wife, March
%, boy
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
Program Parcnt-Tcachers Assn.

To be held at North Ward school
building, Thursday April r, 1921.
at o'clock p. IN.
Business meeting.
Dangers which surround our chill
dren and how to Guard against
them. Mrs Whitmore.
Some Reasons why pupils are not
promoted at the end OF the term.
Miss Bolin.
How shall our boys and girls spend
their vacation, Mrs. Tom Huffman.
The Scout Movement az factor
for social betterment. Rev. clyde Lee
Fife
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
New Dry Goods Store.

We understand through Mr.. J. II.
Rollins that he has rented his build
ins On the east side at the old Palm
Cafe stand to White & White Of
Sweetwater and will put in a dry
goods store.
They want to be in operation by
the>Sth OF April he said.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
Swcctwatcr Swattcrs Like Snyder.

'NtflNtlfE SNbtttIS ISlht NuAUti.
will say that the towns that
Sweetwater has ulayed that we were
treated more lik kings in Snydc'
ran any of them and we have made
four towns VII. h YOU people know
there is no n.",' u mention and that
want 10 ihy'e the town of nyJer
- Sweetwa'e.' trii summer and want
YOU to call tho swatters your boys as
wei as Swe a.N'a,ei. all of my ~ IS
-, boosting >r'"eT. and want -
cine back. wi VAIN weather will
/" 10th sidas IS .rc in the way of
'se ball.
Base ball W. b ost Snyder NOR
tran any OF 30 amusement, than the
!Jns can realizr.
Pen POy Smith.
Manager Sweetwater Swatters.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
Notice 70 The Public.

We will 10 no more crushing for
the public and only grind Fridays,
Saturdays and First Mondays.
42p Snyder Mill and Coal Co.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01

We can take your old $1,000 violin
and put a 800 tone in it by our
system of graduation. A. PI Morris.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01

Galvanized tubs. size number three
on sale Saturday CSC. Regular Size
value l.. 4 n. Economy store.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01

Galvanized tubs. size NUM- Der three
on sale Saturday CSC. Regular S1.75
value. l.. & II. Economy store.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
ard ~ Thanks.

We wish 10 thank our many friends
for their Kindness and expressions of
sympathy IN the Joss of our wife and
mother.
II C. HAYTER.
MRS. q. W. HUDGINS,
MRS. r. =. GOTTEN.
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01

Now is the time to get your walk
done before your grass comes out.
A. J.. Martin 4otf
The Snyder signal. (Snyder, Tex.) 1887-????, 1921-04-01
In Our Furniture Dept

~At V&A = VA AtAVUlV OVFVe .
We have everything that is needed
to make the home table, such
as Rugs, Linoleum, Chairs, Rockers,
DuOfOIds, ParlOr, Bedroom and Din
ing Room Sets, Extra Beds, Mat
tresses, Springs, ETC., and we will
take pleasure in showing them.
New-York tribune., 1921-07-07
1000 Summer Skirts
new, fresh, and crisp, at prices that make
them by far the best values offered this season:
A, 8.95

Blazer Striped Flannel Skirts of ex-
cellent quality that combine par
ticularly well with a sports jacket
or sweater of harmonizing color. In
black and white, navy and white,
henna and white, Pekin and white.
and gold and white.
New-York tribune., 1921-07-07

Dotted Voile Frocks of an unusually fine
quality in an irresistible little model with wide
crushed girdle, graceful overskirt fresh organdie
collars, cuffs and Insertions On white ground
with fine colored dots. You must see them!
AT 4o5 they the best values New York has
seen for seasons. Sizes 12 to 16. Second Floor
New-York tribune., 1921-07-07
At 3.955

Every one likes flower in Summer garden,
with petal-ike ruffes, and gay sashes that
want to fly off with each Summer breeze. So
sheer and dainty, the youngster will find them
most cool and pleasant to wear in the hottest
days-and the fact that they are of imported
organde means that each washing will renew
their crispness. In pink, blue, white, yellow and
orchid. Sizes to years. Fourth Floor
New-York tribune., 1921-07-07
AT LIS

Good-looking Flannel Skirts that
are equally appropriate for sports
or general wear. Pleated in box and
side effects, allowing freedom for
walking or playing the game. In
white and high shades.
Fourth Floor
Evening star., 1921-11-25
ARMS CONFERENCE FACES CRISIS
in ANGLO-FRENCH CLASH ON ARMY;
RIGHTS In CHINA ARE DISCUSSED
s'7his Is No Time for Argument
BRAND Says of "Warning

third. In spite of the law which
keeps three classes with the colors,
actually there are only two. Fur
thermore, the government has intro
duced a bill in parliament which
reduces the period of service by half.
and, in consequence, the number OIL
electives in the same proportion.
"It is much more than. the other
nations will do as regards navies, since
the naval reduction evisaged does not
exceed 40 per cent And this: That
France, which has 60.000,000 subjects IN
colonies whose coasts are on three seas
and which consequently need a navy
has seen her feet of capital ships re-
duced by. the effects of the war from
three squadrons to a single squadron.
She is prepared on this ground to real
ize an accord with her friends and her
allies for the same proportional re-
ductions.
German Soldiers stin Exist.
consequently, in the sum totals of
her forces of national defense Gland
armament and seal 1t can be said that
France will have made an effort at re-
nation and merit will be greater be-
cause she is in veritable danger.
"Our English friends ought to recos-
niZe the fact that the German fleet is
at the bottom of the sea and that con-
sequently it is no longer menace either
for England or for us. But the 100000
men of the German army are still there.
very much alive and available. This is
a fact that France must realize and
consider.
'1n conclusion. ! have observed with
the greatest satisfaction that it Is suffi-
cient for me Loyalty to explain the
situation to the American people in
order TO be understood by the whole
world. This permits me to leave for
France with a tranquil spirit and a
peaceful heart"
Evening star., 1921-11-25
Today's News In Brief

Mood of conference shows rebound
from great progress made at Begin
ming. rage
Japan's attitude toward China clari-
fled by japanese delegate. Page 1
w. r. & E., depreciation case briefs
fled. Page
BRAND sails after appeal for peace. .
Page
France supports American attitude on
submarines. Page .
Chinese question in parley point at
issue. Page 3
Shipping magnates praise Hague rule
on bills of lading. Page Is
Premiers Lloyd George and Craig
seek to avert Irish break. Page II
Capt w. C. Eustis. prominent WASH
( ingtonian and formerly on, Gen.
Pershing's staff. dies of pneumoaia,