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The New York herald., 1921-01-13
Went Once Too Often.

Raleigh correspondence Atlanta Journal
A terrific racket in the barn Of A. johnson
announced that a milk thief had met his
waterloo at the business end OF a farm
mule. Johnson put the mule In tho stsn Of n
COW. which the thief had been milking for
several nights. When the farmer reached
the barn Wednesday night. shotgun in hand.
he found . battered milk pail. q wrecked
milking stool. a hat, but no thisf,
The New York herald., 1921-01-13
German Opera.

To THE NEW YORK HERALD: How can
q self-respecting citizen OF either France
or America attend German opera? Sure
ly those who do 30 had or lost no loved
one in the world war. Let us have less
artistic appreciation and more patriot
Ism. Wire or AN Ex-ARMr OFFICER.
NEW York, January ~.
The New York herald., 1921-01-13
The Country's Greatest Need.

To THE NEW YORK HERALD: vice.
President Marshalls observations In
TIE NEW YoRK HERALD last Sunday
are well worth reading and deserve wide
attention. But Il was disappointing that
ne did not enlarge upon his statement
of some time ago. that what this country
needs at this time is a good Ave cent
cigar. c. r. SKINNER
ALBANY, January IL.
The New York herald., 1921-01-13

The college girl of to-day is discov-
cred to be an inch taller than the col
lege girl of 1860. But this does not ex-
plain, within a foot or so, the height
OF her skirts.
The New York herald., 1921-01-13

The Electoral College, which this
week performed an important public
service. is one OF the few colleges
which have not recently raised funds
for the increase of faculty salaries
The New York herald., 1921-01-13

President-elect HARDING has ordered
from his tailor eleven business suits.
1t will he observed that he exercised
sound Judgment In not replenishing
his wardrobe until the January price
reductions were made.
The New York herald., 1921-01-13
A Raominx o,arL Market.

Baforia -orrespondercs 81 the Boone County
Headlight.
Rusincss II picking Up IN Batavia. Ross
Payne traded a nnllch COW for twenty BUSH
els OF potatoes and a young mich COW for
two hound pups and IS.
The New York herald., 1921-01-13

This State wants the Federal Gov
ernment to return the Erie Canal.
II is reported that the captains Of both
the canal boats are In favor of this
The New York herald., 1921-01-13

THE Associated Press Is exclusively entitled
N the use for republication Of all news des-
patcle, credited 10 II or not otherwise
credited in this paper and also the local
news published herein.
An rights OF republication Of special des-
patches herein are also reserved.
The New York herald., 1921-01-13

An automobile show is a place TO
which car owners go to hear the ex-
hibitors confirm their Judgment
The New York herald., 1921-01-13
Nnf Debated.

The Price Of Liberty--r haven't been cut.
the wages Of sin-Ncither have l.
The New York herald., 1921-01-13
LOCAL WEATHER RECORDS.

Highest temperature. 80, at 8 A. NJ.
Lowest temperature, 25. at 10 P. NJ.
Average temperature. 80.
The New York herald., 1921-01-13

Says Mr.. HYLAN to Mr.. SWAMI:
Confer with you. sir? All. go on!"
The New York herald., 1921-01-13
Texas Pianist Makes Debut.

Harold Morris, a young Texan pianist
kwho took highest honors at the Gin
cinnati Conservatory Of Music, gave his
The New York herald., 1921-01-13

By the Burieson Rcute.
From the Minneapolis Journal
The nickel is slowly approaching tho five
cent mark.
The New York herald., 1921-01-13

THURSDAY, JANUARY IS. 1921.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26

The first of the United States-mat-
rimony.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26
RUGS RUGS

Last opportunity this week. 6x9s,
value S5l, SD; 9Nl2S value $40, $50:
value, $50, $50; Runmore, value. s.,
Sl.45 yard. Cheaper qualities. haif
prices. Goodman, 23 West 1lth Street,
y. Y. c. Bronx subway.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26
Tail Like a Toll Gate.

When is dogs tail like toll gate?
When il stops waggin'-wagon.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26
Began to Serve.

except that they weren't so small, not
nearly so small.
The girl told Mrs. Get-The-Most-
Out-0f-Life that she thought the wait
ers looked something like the little
gnome of the woods. To her surprise
Mrs. Get-The- Most Quit f-Life said.
YES, they're relations too"
But they are very different" said
the girl.
Very" said Mrs. The-Most-O Out
Of-Life, land the walters here grew
because they didn't want life of
ease like the little gnome. Their
minds and their thoughts grew too.
But you see how it is, creatures
can all start out very much alike.
They changed after they got started.
The walters went on and adventured
and took hard roads because they
wanted to get to their goal. and so
they kept growing all the time
But it wouldn't be nice to have to
wait all the time, l shouldn't think"
said the girl.
Dear me-" said Mrs Get-The- Most
Out-Of-Life, they aren't always wait
ers. Mercy no. They are doing it this
evening as a favor. And they do ii
for all our parties as favor. That's
why they say they belong TO the Wait
ers' Ready-To-Help union. They're
ready. not only 10 help, but 70 be wait
ers you see
They We're served a dinner such as
they had never seen before. and GER
tainly never tasted before. There was
tomato soup which had been made
from tomatoes. so Master Thoughtful
ness said, which had been grown by
Gardener Grow. He could always
make things grow as his name said.
and he had planted these tomatoes in
which the sun shone, and the tomatoes
turned out 10 be the finest, biggest
tomatoes which could be had
There was chicken broiled and COW
cred with sauce which had been
made by the Taste Twins. They were
off now having their maps but they
had done most of the cooking of the
dinner. As Master ThoughtfulneSs al
so explained TO the boy and Nhe girl,
the Taste Twins always knew just
how much salt thing needed and how
much sugar and how much pepper.
They didn't taste everything them
selves as their names might make one
think but they knew by instinct just
how everyone felt about the taste Of
what they We're cooking and so they
made il TO suit just about everyone.
They understood so many tastes and
just how things should be cooked and
the girl and the boy certainly agreed
that they did for they had never had
such fine dinner.
Some of those around the table made
speeches during the dinner and the
hoy and the girl did too.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26
{ |sV' pdddyS
E36Evenin8
Fairy Tale
81 NARY GRAHAM BONNER
PARTY NEWS.

There is so much to be told about
the dinner party which was given to
the boy and the girl adventures
There were little cards in front Of
everyone's place. The chairs were
made of elmwood which Mr.. Wood
Elf had cut down and made. The
walters belong to a walters union
called the Ready-To-H Help union. They
were relations to the Ever-Willing fam
lily.
In fact they were first cousins. The
Everything family had had an en-
gagement SO they couldn't be at the
dinner, but they sent a telegram of
good wishes. 1t had been one of the
messages which the courier, from the
House of Secrets, had had to deliver
on his way back from seeing the boy
and the girl.
This was what the message said:
Greetings to the boy.
Greetings to the girl.
And the best of luck to you both"
And how pleased they were. Later
on, when they each made their
speeches they thanked for the mes.
sage most especially.
This message was read aloud by
Master Thoughtfulness who had been
chosen as the master of ceremonies
for the dinner party. For, as Mrs.
GetThe- Most-Out-O explained,
he would be sure to make the party
great "go" and wouldn't forget any
thing.
The walters at once began to serve
the food They looked like the little
gnome the boy and girl had first met
on their adventures, who had told
them they would find the answers 70
their questions in the House of Sc
crets. He never went anywhere be-
cause he was too lazy and cared too
much for life of ease. And the
walters did look great deal like him
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26
His Mistake.

A man claiming to be Russian no.
bleman was arrested recently in Brook
Ign while trying to dispose of dia-
mond necklace worth fifty thousand
pounds. The police admit that if he
had posed as a taxi driver or Il steve
dore his action would never have ex-
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26
New Noses for Old.

DR.. Julien Bourget of Paris, who
made reputation during the war in
rebuilding noses which had been
knocked away in battle, is visiting
America with the object of improving
noses which do not have the proper
tilt.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26
DisrespectfuI.

Finnegan Ito his spouse)-Shure the
children these days have no manners
at all at all. Phwat do yez think that
young omadhaun next door said to
me? "N1r. Finnegan," he seq, "git yer
picture took an I'll send wan O thin
to me taycher for valentine. "-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26
For Sale-Big Bargain

Hedgson portable chicken coop, with
glass enclosed run; capacity, "a birds: one
100 egg incubator; one 200 chick brooder
and one setting hen house: 165 fl. Of
chicken wire; one prize rooster and IL
first year laying hens. All of BLACK
MINORCA BREED. Also chick dishes
etc. 800 cash Apply to Philip P.
Grand.i, SO Anderson Avenue, Palisade
New Jersey.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26

HOxsie's Group Remedy for Group and conges-
tive colds prevents pneumonia. SOC. All drug
gists. Kells Co.. Newburgh, N. Y, Mfrs.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-03-26

Granulated Eyelids. Sites, Inhamed Eyes
relieved overnight by Roman Eye Balsam
One trial proves its mertt.-Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
LIBRARY STORY HOUR TODAY

MT. w. Mex. Wright of the English department of Central High school will give programme of East Indian stories this afternoon at the story hour at the public library.
 MT. Wright will wear the costume of the East Indian. He will have his "hookah," the curious long stemmed pipe to which the East Indian story teller is devoted. His costume will be a long and dark red sherwani to the knees, a belt of gold, a gorgeous green turban shot with gold-all acquired by Mir. Wright during his stay of many years in India, where he sat upon his feet many times and listened to the na ! tive story tellers as they puffed away at their hookah and passed on to others the fascinating folk stories of their country
 Two boys in the garb of servants as one sees them in India will do MT. Wright's bidding. The atmosphere of India will be as complete and realistic as possible, while the legends, fairy tales and jungle stories of India are be- ing told in MT. Wright's charming g manner.
 There will be little East Indian fairy stories for children of the first and second grades at o'clock, and at 3:30 there will be a second story hour for boys and girls of the older grades. II will be an excellent opportunity for the boys and girls to get close up view of a bit of East Indian life.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
MANY ARE EXAMINED
Seventeen National Guard Officer
 Are Enrolled

Montgomery, March 29.-(Special. .)-Sev- enteen officers of the Alabama national guard are standing an examination this week for promotion to higher grades. The examinations are being conducted by Col. William P. Screws, Maj. H. B. Will kinson of Montgomery and Maj. Abner Flowers of Ozark. Those who appeared for the tests were Col Hartley A. Moon of Montgomery. Maj. Lucien C. Brown of Birmingham, Maj. Joseph M Dckerson of Montgomery. Maj William l.. Baldwin of Birmingham. Mat. Thomaa F. Fallaw of Opelika. Capt. Luther H Waller of Montgomery. Capt. Joseph O. Moore of Birmingham, Capt Charles B Taylor of Birmingham, Capt. c. s. Whit. tlesby of Opelika, First Lieut. A. B Mabry of Birmingham. First Lieut.. s. M Massingill of Alabama City. First. Lieut. John H. Singletery of Birmingham, First Lieut.. w. A: Page of Opelika, Second Lieut.. w. B. Myrick of Birmingham, Sec ond Lieut.. Hugh B. Seals of Birmingham and Second Lieut.. E. M. Jones of Ope' lika
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
OPEN MEETING

The Fortnightly Shakespeare .clut held it's annual open meeting yester- day afternoon at the home of Mrs. H Scudder Ryall
 The house was attractively decorated with a wealth of spping blossoms. In the living room were used quantities oi pink roses and crabapple blossoms and in the music room where lavender was the predominating color.
 An interesting programme was rem dered. The Howard Players under the direction of Miss A. Bess Clark gave 3 play, Spreading the News by Lady Gregory.
 The characters of the play were:
 Mrs. Tarpley, Gladys Watlington; a magistrate, W. T. Henderson; a police man, B. R. Justice; Mrs. Fallon, Ruth Alexander; Bartley Fallon, l. N. Pat terson; Jack Smith, G. L. Smith; Tim Casey, V. M. Gardner; Mrs. Pulley Gussie Mae Brasfield; shown Early, G A. Nicely.
 Miss Virginia Mcknight sang sew eral charming selections and MT Charles Bernard rendered a number of solos, with Mrs. Bernard as accom- panist. At the close of the programme an ice course was enjoyed. A hundred and fifty guests were present.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
LOTHIAN HIGH SCHOOL
 NINE DEFEATS TROY

Dothan. March 29.-tSpecial)-The Do than High school baseball team defeat ed the Troy Normal boys Friday after noon on the local diamond by SC Ire of 10 to ?.
 It seemed that the Trojans were unable to solve Palmer's delivery. and 1t placed them in very embarrassing predica- ment
 McGhee, pitching for Troy, was re leved by Snyder. but it was to no avail for the D. H. S. boys went right aons with their hits.
 The batteries were .Troy, McGhee Brown.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
TOM TAGGART SHOWS INQUIRING INTEREST
 IN BL0UNT SPRINGS

Montgomery, March 29.-(Special,)-- Thomas Taggart, national democratic politician and the man who made French Lick famous. has indicated enough in- terest in Blount Springs, 30 miles north of Birmingham, to request information about the price, the number of acres in the property and the number of health giving springs.
 M. c. Allgood, state commissioner of az rculture and native of Blount county. Senator Taggart has been invited to pur- chase Blount Springs and to make of it southern French Lick. He didn't say he would, but he said he was interested Blount has seven springs, furnishing variety of waters which have been pre- scribed by physicians for many years
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
Permit Is Denied

Montgomery, March 29.-(Special )-The phis, Tenn, which proposed to erect in Montgomery plant for the clarficaticn of linters and other low-grade cotton, was denied permission to dispose of it's stock in Alabama by the state securities commission today. The company pro- posed to esta blish a plant here for the improvement of low-grade cotton through secret process which has not been placed in general use.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
REHABILITATION
 WEDDING CEREMONY

A wedding of unusual interest and surprise to their many friends was that of Miss Jessie Freeman and Mir. Dewey M. Terrell, which was solemn ized Sunday afternoon at 1 o'clock at the Baptist church of Ehtaw, Ala, in the presence of only the immediate families and a few close friends.
 The ceremony was impressively per- formed by Dr. A. c. Davidson, pastor of the church. The bride was very at tractive in a suit of blue tricotine, with hat and accessories to match. Immediately after the ceremony MT. and Mrs. Terrell left for a short we'd ding trip and upon their return will be at home with Mr. ". c. Terrell, father of the groom The groom is a popular young business man, and at present is manager of an important corpora ton of Eutaw.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
RANDOM NOTES

Miss Pearl Bell Odom has returned to the University of Chicago, where she is a student after spending the Easter holidays with her parents.
 Among the most charming visitors to the Rotary convention here this week are Mrs. Frank G. Grower and Mrs. R. V. Covington of Jacksonville, Fla. They accompanied their husbands to the convention. and were the re- cipients of many delightful courtesies while here.
 Mrs. A. A. Dawson has returned from Atlanta, where she visited her mother during Easter.
 MT. and Mrs. M Leonard wertheimer and family have moved to their new home, 924 South Forty-second street, Forrest park.
 Miss Edwina Thaggard left yesterday for Chattanooga to be the guest of friends.
 Miss Ruth Smith of Dallas, Tex, is the guest of MT. and Mrs. R. A. Lewis for several days.
 MT. and Mrs. Albert Upman of Ha- wanna are expected to arrive April 1 to be the guests of Mrs. Upman's father, Mir. T. T. Motion.
 Mir. and Mrs. Edward Day Harris have moved into their new home on South Nineteenth street. Mrs. Norman Baker of Montgomery arrived last evening to be the guest of Mrs. Ed Fucker, Jr.
 MT. Harry Daniel is spending the hol- idays in Huntsville.
 Mrs. w P. Newman of Huntsville is visiting Dr. J. W. Barclay on Eight eenth street, south.
 Miss Magdaline Paramore has re- turned from south Alabama. where she has spent the past several weeks with relatives.
 Miss Jordan Prince left yesterday for Chattanooga, where she will spend sew eral days with friends. | Mr. Baxter Badham. who is stu dent at Laurenceville, N. J., is spending the holidays in Boston
 Mrs. Hugh Chaig will leave this week for Anniston, where she will be the guest of Mrs. Hillyer Robinson. | Mrs. Will Wilson, who has been the guest of friends here, has returned to her home in Anniston. { Mrs. Sherwood Obear Stubbs (Clyton de Vaux) is visiting her mother for several days.
 Mr. B. H. Mccoy has returned to his home inDemopolis.
 Mr and Mrs. T. H. Thurman left yes l tor do fAr ,ic md h ino era
 Mrs. David Cranford has returned from an extended stay in the east, hav- ing visited friends in Baltimore, Wash ington New York and West Point
 Miss Lula Woodland has returned from visit to friends in Oneonta.
 Miss Bess Penton is the guest of pr and Mrs. S. Y. Penton. 1 Mr. Val J. Nesbitt has returned from | New York city. | MT. Percy Badham, who is student at Laurenceville, N J., is spending thu holidays with his parents. MT. and Mrs Henry l. Badham, on Whitaker street Mrs E. D. Mckinney and Miss vir. ginia Alexander are the guests of MT and Mrs. J. M. Hendricks in Selma | Miss May Harris, who is a student al the university, is, spending the holidays with her parents. | Miss Dora Giles of Attalla has re- turned after spending few days with | frieds here.
 Mrs. W. W. Nance is visiting friends l in Albertville.  l Miss Evelyn Trawick Is the guest oi Miss Neil Joe Gray in Attalla.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
MRS. STANLEY
 CLUB HOSTESS

Mrs. c. M. Stanley will entertain her club today at q bridge luncheon at the Southern club.
 The table will be adorned with a centerpiece of bright spring flowers and the place cards are made attrac- tive with Tcn and ink sketches, de- signed and drawn by her talented young daughter, Miss Lila Stanley, who also painted the lovely basket which will be given as a prize.
 Mrs. Stanleys guests will includ Mrs. Brooks Forb- s. Mrs. Charles Jackson. Mrs. Victor Prowe1l, Mrs. D. B, Sibley, Mrs. David Fox, Mrs. C. B. Glenn and Mrs. Haskns Williams.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30

61HE women of the Birmingham
 Rotary club entertained the 9 visiting women yesterday at a luncheon at beautiful Roebuck Springs Country club. Many who attended the luncheon met at the Tutwiler and with the committee of transportation were driven over the fine roadway to the charming club house which is just far enough from the city for an ideal drive. The members of this commit tee are Mrs Crawford Johnson, chair man. Mrs E. w. Barrett, Mrs. Cole man Blach, Mrs. U. J. w. Peters, Mrs. Luther l.. Doty, Mrs. Eugene L. Brown, Mrs Paschal Shook Mrs. J. Frank Rushton, Mrs. octavius Roy Cohen and Mrs. James R. Rice.
 Mrs. Morris w. Bush, with her com mittee-Mrs. Powell Rowland, Mrs. Glen Ireland, Mrs. Victor Hanson, Mrs. E. NJ. Kilby and Mrs. Eugene Munger had charge of the decorations at the club, which they had adorned with quantities of blooming shrubs and boughs of spring blossoms.
 There were six coffee tables, each of  which was centered with big basket of flowers il the Rotary colors, yell low and blue. and with silver coffee services. Among those presiding al these tables were Mrs. w. D. Nesbitt, Mrs. W. l. Grubb, Mr. Henry Fowlkes, Mrs. Harold Samson, Mrs. Robert Jemi- son. Jr Mrs. Hill Ferguson, Mrs. Merrill Northington. Mrs. Archie Witt, Mrs. Val Nesbtt, Mrs. R. T. Brookes, Mrs James McLester and Mrs. Paul Chalifoux.
 The luncheon committee was Mrs. George Connors. also general chair man for the entertainment of the out -oftown visitors, Mrs. Scale Harris, Mrs J. D. Rosenberger, Mrs. Robert Jemison, Jr, Mrs. James W. Donnelly, Mrs. William l. Grubb, Mrs. Hill Fer gusson, Mrs A. H. Witt, Mrs. Joseph R. Norman, Mrs. Alex Wade.
 The closing entertainment for the visitors was the dance given by the Kiwanis club last evening atN the Country club, which was still gay with the elaborate and fantastic decora- tions from the great charity ball oi Monday evening.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
THREE EPOCHS IN
 WOMAN'S LIFE

There are three critical stages in womans life which leave their marks on her career-the first when she changes from a care-free girl to a woman, the second motherhood. and the third is change of life. Most of the misery which comes to women through i'll health dates from one or another of these periods, but women should re- member that Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound is a reliable remedy and has been very successful in over coming the ailments which may come to them at these times, as 1t is natural restorative for such conditions. Nearly half a cenury of success sn- titles Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetabie Compound to the respect and confi- dence of every fair-minded woman.- Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
Mi,. STEPHENSON'S
 BANDS MINISTRIES

There VIII be q minstrel and vaude- vile show this evening at S:15 o'clock at the parish house of the Church of the Advent.
 This is the addition of the entertain ment unit to the spring festival which is being given by the women's guild of the Advent church. There will also be a fortune teller every afternoon who will also be provided by Mrs. O.. L. Stephenson's band
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
MRS. ECHOLS TO
 MAKE ADDRESS

As Er. w. R. Dobyns will be out of the city tomorrow the members of the Birmingham Graded unicn are glad to have Mrs. D. A. Echols of this city to spea.- during the hour which had been assigned to him, 10 to 10.40 o'clock, at the regular meeting to
 morrow at the First Methodist church. Mrs. Echols is a member of the board of cdu ,atiol. and an .ctive teacher in the Ensley Methodist Sunoay school.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
HUSTON -SPRADLEY
 WEDDING INVITATIONS

The following invitations have been received by friends and relatives in Birmingham
 MT. and Mrs. J. K. Spradley request the pleasure of your presence at the marriage of their daughter, Emma Davis, to MT. William Robert Hutson, Saturday, April ?, 1921, Methodist church, Easonyille, Ala"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
LUNCHEON FOR MISS MOORE

Mrs. E. J. Dunn was hostess yester- day al lovely luncheon at her home in honor of Miss Margaret Moore. a bride of April 12.
 The house was decorated in branches of spring blossoms in white and green.
 The table was attractive being cen tered with flowers arranged in shower effect. Each guest was presented with a French corsage. Dainty hand-painted cards of cupies marked places for the bridal party, and Miss Moore's intimate friends.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-30
MRS. REYNOLDS LYRIC PARTY

Mrs. George D.. Reynolds was hostess yesterday at matinee party at the Lyric for Miss Charlene Miller of Nashville, Tenn, the guest of Mrs. Herman Burnett Tea was served at a downtown place. The guests were Mrs. Motion Smith, Frank w. Smith, Mrs. Carrie Steele. Mrs. William Hood, Jr, Mrs. William L. Brown, Mrs. Russell Hunt, Mrs. Bestor Brown, Miss Hen dricks.