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The Yale expositor., 1921-09-08

The picnic at Peck last Friday was
largely attended, many Yale citizens
being there. Speeches. athletic sports.
ball games and other entertainment
helped make the day one of interest.
The Yale expositor., 1921-09-08
LAST CALL FOR CITY TAXES

Your taxes are now due and payable
and this is the last call before per.
centage is added. Please give atten.
tlon to this call.
w. +. RUIZ, City Treas.
The Yale expositor., 1921-09-08

Will some one kindly return pair
of tin shears to Huttons that were put
in their car in error Saturday night?
The Yale expositor., 1921-09-08

Leona Holcomb resumed her class
in music Sept. 1st Anyone wishing
to join phone 80.
The Yale expositor., 1921-09-08

n
Sarah Jane Miller, youngest child of
Ogden Miller, was born in Durham
township, Oxford county, Ontario on
Nov. 20, 1S4l.
On Sept q. 1858 she was united in
marriage by Rev. Elliott to Robert
George Jackson in this same township
To this union were born eleven chill
dren, having preceded her in death,
also her husband 81 years ago.
She came with her husband and 4
children to Michigan in 1864, settling
in Greenwood township on the farm
now occupied by her son Charles. In
1872 they moved on the adjoining farm
now the present family home where
she spent the remainder of her life
with her youngest daughter, Mrs. Ar
thur Ulrich.
On Aug. 23rd she went to visit her
relatives in Detroit was taken sud
denly i'll, at the home of her son
Royal, which proved fatal, passing to
her reward four days later.
She leaves to mourn her loss Mrs
j. Holmes, Kingston; Ben, Royal and
Amelia, of Detroit, Justus, of Swartz
Creek, Chas. and Mrs. Arthur Ulrict
of Greenwood, 10 grandchildren, Z
great grandchildren, also a host oi
friends and acquaintances.
The funeral was held in the NJ p
church at Yale August 81.
Rev. Thompson and Rev.. Sweet of
fciated, interment being in the family
lot in Elmwood cemetery.
The Yale expositor., 1921-09-08

Moved by Slosser, seconded by Beal
that we adjourn. Motion carried.
GEORGE b. GREEN, Clerk.
The Yale expositor., 1921-09-08

CARD OF THANKS.-The family
desire to thank all for the kindness
shown in the recent afflicton, the
friends and neighbors, the Eastern
Star, the Ladies of the Maccabees. for
the floral offerings, the choir for the
beautiful singing, and the minister for
The comforting words.
The Yale expositor., 1921-09-08

The St Clair brick yard has begun
operations after a shutdown of some
time.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
LA ACC|ON MUSICAL EN-
PUERTO RICO

En- la carta del seflor Lewis que pu-
bliramos aver Sc trata de un movi-
miento de opinion entire personals de
alta importancia en- ell arte musical,
favorable la fundacion de una Aca-
demia. Conservatorio de Bellas Ar
tes, especialmente con el arte musical
" escenico.
La insigne pianista portoriquena
Elisa Tavarez; ell DR.. don Amalo Rol-
dan, miembro promlnente del Circulo
de Bellas Artes, de Madrid; ell Macs
tro Vidal, artiSta cantantc, muy JUS
tamente celebrado en- el Teatro Real
de Madrid, cl tenor Alvarez y otros
elementos de reconocido merito, EXPIRE
saron en- una reaiente junta su deci-
dido proposito de formar el primer
nuclco de la mencionada institution,
de la que esta tan menesterosa Ia So
ciedad portorriquena.
La Legislature acogi6 con simpa-
eIci uCGdC lictLS lltGcl tG
en- ell pals un Conservatorio de Musi-
ca, y este es va un indicio de que
acogera con simpatia Y favorecera ell
oensamiento indicado; pero es mas
acertada y expedicta la accion privada
para dar comienzo impulse esta
obra dc alta importancia. Precisa-
nente ahora no esta para musicas"
ia polltica portorriqueha; pero una
vez restablecida su normalidad, sera
la primera en- reconocer que Puerto
Rico es ell pals de America mas ia
vorablemente dispuesto para cl culti-
vo de las Bellas Artes, Y principal
nente de la M1sica.
Celebrarfamos que adquiriese reali-
dad y consistencia el pensamiento tan
acertadamente iniciado de la Accion
Musical.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
Imprudente publication

Paris.-Los periodicos dc esta ca
pital, comentando el informe de Brad
bury sohre el convenio de Wieshaden,
lamentan la publication de aquel, di-
ciendo que tai cosa ha sido inoportu-
ma, por estar la Comision de Repara-
clones punto de conenzar a traba-
jar en- Berlin
Varios de los diarios parisienses,
entire ellos LIE Figaro, Sc muestran
sorprendidos porque ell Gabinete de
Londres Sc aproveche de la ausencia
de BRAND en- los Estados Unidos pa
IA evocar cuestiones acerca de las
cuales Francia Inglaterra no estan
de acuerdo, v dicen que Green que tai
tactica eXaltara de manera innecesa-
ria y peligrosa la opinion ptblica. LIE
Figaro manifesto claramente que la
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02

LONDRES, diciembre 2.-Hanse re-
gistrado en- esta ciudad serios des0r
denes, mctivados por la angustiosa 81
tuacion que en- este inyierno atravie-
sa ell pueblo en- masa. Aver, otra vez
ante ell palacio del Parlamont0, la null
titud amotinada, en- su nayoria COM
pucsta de individuos que sirvieron CO.
mo soldados en- la guerra mundial,
apedreo enfurecida el cditicio, hacien-
do anicos los vidrios de- las puertas y
ventanas. En- ctro3 sitios de la ciu-
dad los escandalos llegsron a su col
mo, pues fucron asa!tados los esta-
blecimientcs de articulos de fantasia
y muebles de lujo, rompiendo el po-
pulacho cuanto encontraba su paso.
De igual manera, al enfrentarse con
los hoteles de alto range, entraban
los alborotadores en- incontenible en-
puje, saqueando las habitaciones, des-
trozando las aranas Y los espejos, in
sultando los pasajeros Y atentando
contra la vida de los duenos, ulti-
mamente, echando mano de los nue.
bles todos " lanzandolos a la Gale
por BALCONIES Y ventanas. Practica-
mente Londres es paste de las masas
hambrientas Y la policfa Sc siente i'm
potente para imponer su autoridad.
PEKIN, diciembre 2.-Llevase ca
bo un movimiento de reconciliation y
acercamiento entire las provincias del
Norte Y del Sur del ex Imperio, que
des6c hace tempo Sc hallan distan-
ciadas y en- plena revuelta. Los jefes
mllitares de ambas facciones, abrigan
esperanzas de que Sc legara un en-
tcndido, 10 cual ha de redundar en-
Grandes beHeficios para China, que
entonces podra dcfenderse de las mi
! ras egoistas que sobre ella tienen
puestas las demas naciones.
WASHINGTON, diciembre 2.-Las
Conferencias sobre limitacion de ar
mamentos, toman I'm cariz serio. Lo
que la mayoria esperaba, no es posi-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
La nuChcdunlbIG, mas 3gIeSiI1 J mas
.fuHtG que Ia Ota VGZ i0ten6 8Sa|taT
d Pa|adO del PaTI1nGDt0 ing|GS,
IOnDiGDdO pucTtaS ' VCltaDaS
LAS PROVINCIAS DEL NORTE Y DEL
SUR DE CHINA Sc HAN RECONCI-
LIADO ANTE Ell PELIGRO
EXTRANJERO
La COnferenCid para la limitdCi0n de
drndmentOS tOmd un CdriZ SeriO


BILE llegar un entendido cordial para
que cada potencia limite su3 unida-
des de guerra maritimas equitativa-
mente y con arregIo las circunstan-
cias. Toxic, por ejemplo, raspalda
en- todas sus parties la actitud del Ba-
ron Kato, jefe de la delegation japo-
mesa, la cual cada vez es mas firme
en- su peticion de un 70 por ciento, en-
vez del 60 que propone los EE. UU.,
como montante total para la fota de
guerra de su nacion, en- relacion con
las americana inglesa. Las dele
gaciones, pues, han llegado un pun
to muy delicado, que tratan de sor-
tear satisfactoriamente, pero sin que
Sc yea un medic decoroso para cada
naci6n. Ell Japon basa su peticion en-
su necesidad nacional. Pero Inglate-
ira E. U. no aceptan, bajo ningdn
|concepto, estos alegados motives.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
DE TEATRO

BENEFICIO DE LUIS MANZANO
AnOche. con motivo de celebrarSe SUI
function de gracia, en- ell Tcatro Am6ri-
ca, ell notable actor c6mico, Luis Man
zano, que lleva entire nosotros tan lar
ga temporada, sus muchos admirado-
res Sc dieron eta on ell ampli0 teatro
de Crosas Y Co., Y como son tantos. lle-
naron In sala, los palcos Y las locali-
dades atlas.
El beneficiado, que fue acogido con
una larga Ovaci6n su salida esce-
ma, recibi6 Ell premiO su actuaci0n
siempre eXtraordinaria. multiples aplau
sos durante la function, que fu6 para
6l un verdaderO triunfo. En- Amor que
hRye, hizo una labor superior todo
encomio Y fuG habilmente SecundadC
por las bellas artistas Elvfra Jose
fina Lopez Mu1oz, tambi6n muy ova
cionadas.
FL acto de varieties fuG una nueva
OCCASION que Sc le brind0 a ManzanO,
cuyo camerino fu6 visitadfSimo Ell
el que vimOS muchos regalos, para ha-
cerse OvaciOnar todas las veces que
quiso. ManZano ha puesto anoche de
relieve cuanta es la estimation en- que
nuestro pdblico le tiene, ha agregado
sus grandes triunfoS esc6nicos, uno
mas.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02

MADRID, dciiembre ,2.-El jefe de
los radicales, don Alexandra Lerroux,
ha dicho en- un discurso pronunciado
aver en- ell Congreso de los diputados
que los republicanos espanoles son
partidarios de la conquista del Norte
de Marruecos, agregando que creia el,
en- virtud de los datos que tiene en-
su poder que ell Ejercito Espanol con
los elementos de combate con que aho-
IA cuenta solo necesita tres meses pa
ra realizarla. Ell jefe de los radica-
les, expresandose asf dejo un POGO
desconeertados los leaders de. las
otras izquierdas que tratan de obs
trucionar timidamente.
VERSAILLES, diciembre 2.-El Ju-
RADIO dio su veredicto condenando a
muerte Landrau, ell siniestro asesi-
no de sus amantes, conocido por el
Nuevo Barba Azul. Aseg1rase que
Barba Azul ha asesinado unas qui-
nientas mujeres. Primero las mata-
ba para despojarlas de cuanto tenian
y, apropiarselo; despues, el asesinar
mujeres era va un placer sadico para
ell implacable criminal. Ademas de
las mujeres, asesino tambien' un nj
no, hijo de una de sus victimas.
Ell REQ que sera guillotinado, oyo su
sentencia de muerte sin inmutarse y
alisandose la barba que lie da un as
pecto imponente.
MELILLA, diciembre 2.-Han side
renovadas las operaciones en- grande
escala, desplegando las fuerzas espa-
iiolas una gran actividad. La Column
ma del General Sanjurjo ocupo Ia
risamet, Uxian, Giaul y Taurilarit
Los moros hicieron poca resistencis
en- todos estos puntos, cediendo e
campo los espanoles que avanzar
con una fuerza arrolladora. Ell ser.
vicio de vigilancia aerea Sc esta ha-
ciendo de manefa tan perfecta que los
criticos militares ingleses y france
ses 10 elogian califcandolo de perfecto
LONDRES, diciembre 2.-La Lega
ci6n portuguese acreditada en- esta ca
pital desmiente la noticia que circult
aver por todo ell mundo de que Sc i'm.
ponga una intervention en- Portuga
para salvar al pals de la rapina boil.
sheviqui. Afrma el Ministro lusitanc
que la situacion en- Portugal no es
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
Dice LeIIOuZ que ESpaia puedG CON-
QuiStaT el NOIIG dc MaIruCCOS en-
tres SenanaS
BARBA AZUI. QUE ASESINO A QUI-
NIENTAS MUJERES Y A UN NINO HA
SIDO CONDENADO A LA GUILLOTINA
Las OperdCiOneS han SidO rednuddddS
en- M6lilld, en- gran eSCdld. Y la COlum
nd de SdnjuIjO hd OCupddO impOrtdnteS
pOSiCiOneS
ode NuEsTRo sERv1c1o cABLEaRAF1co ESPECIALLY

desesperada, y que ell gobierno cuenta
con fuerzas para hacer respetar los
intereses extranjeros en- Portugal.
La prensa inglesa comentando las
manifestations del Ministro portu-
CUES dice que 81 las cosas continuan
como van, no sera ciertamente ell re-
presentante de Portugal quien olga
acerca del case la Ultima palabra.
WASHINGTON, diciembre 2.-La
Comision de las tres grandes poten-
cias encargadas de dictaminar acerca
de la reduction del arnamento naval
no pudo llegar un acuerdo sobre la
base del scalculo utilizado para medir
la fuerza martina del Japon con re-
lacion la de Inglaterra y Estados
Unidos, Y Sc ha referido el asunto a
las subcomisiones para nuevo informe
La opinion que prevalece es pesimis-
ia. Las naciones no actuan de bue-
ma fe. Sc asegura que Inglaterra que
parece asentir a que la fuerza naval
de Estados Unidos Sc equipara a la
suya, es lag ue obstaculiza por medic
del Japon.
CONSTANTINOPLA, diciembre q
En- cumplimiento del reciente con-
venio francoturco, las autoridades mi
litares francesas entregaron los ma
cionalistas la ciudad de Adana en- el
Asia Menor. En- Constantinopla Sc ha
celebrado la realization del pacto, con
festejos de car$cter pdblico.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
OrO de cOntrabandO

Copenhague.-Las autoridades ale
manas descubrieron aver lingotes de
orc con un valor de 24.00O.000 de mar
cos, que sc encontraban ocultos en- el
furg6n de una locomotora en- la from
terra germano-danesa. Ell orc fue con-
fiscado Y detenidas las personals a las
cuales Sc supone complicadas en- el
contrabando.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
Limite de precios

Madrid ell Consejo de minis.
troa celebrado hoy, Sc trato acerca dc
una ley que fila ell precio de los arti-
culos de primera necesidad. La cues
tion de la denuncia del convenio aran.
celsrio con Francia, que expire hoy
tambien sc discutio. Ell ministro dc
Estado dijo que quedaba aun otro mes
para las negociaciones sobre ese asun-
to.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
Londres esta bajO el imperiO de las tllrbaS que
sc entregan un Saque0 ten&tiCO
BARCELO Y CORDOvA DAVILA
ONF EREN CLAN EN-
WASHINGTON
Ell GobernadOr Reilly pide que Sc
mOdifique el Status del pals.
Cable a Ell IMPARCIAL,

Washington, diciembre 2.-Ha
llegado esta ciudad acompafiado
de los sehores que vienen secun.
dar su campafia, ell Presidente del
Senado POrtOrriquefo don Antonio
r. Barcelo. Aver celebro una con-
ferencia con ell Sr. Cordova Davila,
en- la cual Sc pusieron de acuerdo
sobre elp Ian que debe seguirse pa
ra que ell Presidente Harding des-
tituya al GObernador Reilly.
Ell Gobernador ha celebrado una
conferencia con Mr.. Weeks, Secre-
tario de- la. Guerra al que ha entre-
gadO sus dOcumentOs, que serviran
al informe que hoy producira ante
ell Presidente Harding ell Secreta-
rio de la Guerra. Sc sabe que ade-
mas de defenderse de los cargos
que Sc lie hace, ell Gobernador su-
giere la convenience de que la Ley
Organica de Puerto Rico sea mcdi-
ficada en- un sentido restrictive.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
rRARAIApoR LEs1oNApo

Jose r. Martinez, trabajando ell ell
edificio en- construction de los seiiores
smollwood Brothers, accidentalmente
sufri6 una fuerte confusion en- una
pierna, siendo asistido On la sala de
socorro, pasando luego su residen-
cia en- ell barrio Vista Allegro, de Ba-
yam6n.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
OTRO CHOQUE

En- la carretera, stop V media.
el truck ndmero HOP, que guiaba ell
chauffeur Antonio Arana, ntimero 159
choc6 con In guagua nimCro P-13, que
guiaba el chauffeur Jose Iriarte. nti-
nero 9974, resultando ambos vehfcu-
los con dcsperfect0s.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
FUNCIONARIOS DE LA ADUANA
DE PONCE

Sc encuentran Ell esta ciudad ell
seiiOr Antonio Velez, Collector de la
Aduana de Ponce, Y los inspectores
Manuel Rodriguez Y Vicente Albisu,
quienes han venido citado por la Cor
te Federal, en- el asunto del vapor
''Asiento"
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02
M6jico y Espana

Madrid.-El Rey Alfonso recibi6
hoy del Real Club Espanol de Mexico,
un cheque de 12,600 pesetas con des-
tino a los soldados heridos en- Ma
rruecos.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-02

Hace amos la bellisima Mabel Gilman,
Sc constituy6 en- la favorita de los pu-
blicOs americanOs. Era una artista
de bale, una cupletista, que no tenia
rival entire las de su clase. SY quien
es hoy Mabel Gilman? Pues NADIA
menos que la esposa del magnate del
acerO, ell multimillonario William E.
Corey, y maneja hoy de tai manera ell
dinerO, que hace POGO cause la sensa-
ci6n general con la compra de un abri-
go de pieles riquisimas, por ell cual
pago $4,000 d6lares.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-16

one report presented at the convention Of The AS
ISOLATION of American Colleges stated that there
now half million college students in the United
States. That is about one every PIP persons.
II has not been very many years since college under
graduates were told 10y those who strove make
them appreciate their advantages that they
rarely privileged class. only one person out OF 500
or coo got 90 college.
This great increase in the proportion of students
IS partly due the amazing development of high
schools. They have grown prodigiousy and. accord
ing to the report cited. "a larger proportion OF high
school students is going 10 college every year"
There are critics who find many things wrong
with the colleges Of today and with the graduates
they turn As a rule is more aware CT
the shortcomings OF these educational institutions
than their faculties 1t is quite certain that
Of the colleges are making every effort the
real educational needs of the nation and fit their
students live and work serve. They have been
genuinely handicapped by lack of funds and by old
theories and swiftly changing ideals.
spite of its failures and deficiencies the college
education is recognized as valuable. The great
throngs of students seeking it a guaranty thai
the colleges will learn modern needs and at
the same time Will carry on the finest ideals and
traditions of education.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-16
WILSON AND THE TARIFF BILL.

o. Will Dee regretab,e if PRIEST Wilson does not justi-
/ fy te worries of The democrats in congress with
reference TO the tariff legislation being passed by the
.epub-ieaus. Recently when these democrats rushed
to The rescue Of Jhc republican revival of the war
finance corporation, passing il over the presidents
ts,o they let it be understood that they took the
veto after they had voted for the resolution. as
s-,clnpt 10 wh.plash shem and that they would
show NIr. Wilson how Ear he would be able to get
ul-h g.. Sow comes the republican tarin bill 20
which cheese same democratic cougressrnen and sem
.tors ARE opposed. They thought they could depend
rpoa the presidents veto in this To help them out
mi thar they would be sufficient in number TO
ttocl, repassago. but
The president isn't lending any encouragement
-o she democrats on Capital Hill i'm their wanting
TO use him IN their antl-arr maneuyering. The out
eols is that unless the tariff bin VIGOROUSLY bad
,ho PRESIDENT viii not veto it. If it isn't unreasonably
bad ne viii let 10 become a law by defaut-without
his s.gnature-and i * IS reasonably good he viii
sign e. The attitude OF the congress toward the
president. that BE hasn't any right 20 his own
opinion on public questions: that ne should serve
The legislative branch OF the government stool
1igeon. and not Is executive. or something of
check upon It's antics; and. this INDUCED in degree
by democrats as wen as republicans. bids well 20
make itself interesting at least to the democrats
vth The close approach OF the end Of the presidents
term.
And st VIII be wen Cor 1t 70 come home them
with reference 10 the --rin issue-the only issue
and the least importun, before the American
people upon which they seem able 70 take any
united stand They allowed themselves TO De whip
socketed By their republican colleagues on the
League issue, the revival Of the war finance
corporation. and any number OF things. being
,veak-spined stand their ground. They never sup
rorted the president they should have supported
their leader even ~ times during the war; that is,
they seldom did in committee OF the whole, where
the real Sights took place. though when out on the
moor. where the country could see them. they more
rcadiIy fell into line.
This particularly true az too many from the
-5u;h and many the west under the spell
20 he Shieldses The Hoke Smiths the Vardemans
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-16
Mothers Knee An Altar of Wisdom
By John Henry Zuver

EDUCATION Nazareth by much the general
+ even here in America. comparatively few The chill
o
again the cid things
gray carrying
their heads which they learned youth in recitation McGufy
Fourth Saunders arpes Sixthand
having conception OF what all about
The bright minded boy. destined
the Nazareth alive have added to His learning the
days gather
the benches and talk gravy of the law the oPhend
the deractors.
corner hearing
of learning and mponabe knowledge that has guided than
high above all the teaching schools and colleges and
combined
Such knowledge distilled othersht the wisdom
tooth of Understandings the spiritual dnionand explains
mayhap this heoogans rl thinking fearlessness
he disputed the learned Doctors Divinity
astounding and perhaps amusing them-m their conceit
Let boy something that him other boys from
older should boys
and she him wisely nlgenty and satisfactorily that boy has
something that will last him long he ve not for eternity
nconceabe that the Most High would pick other than the brightest
knes heae likely of the girls of GaHlee be the mother of His
begotten that He picked Greek
a
many mixed indicated
by the Egyptians Syns Greeks well Jews had settled there
though aee that Gabriel visited
Mary In her dream was the 'GaElee of the Geniles
Besides Jesus orthodox Jew almost certainly would have
of creed Deeds and thus the scale
the that weighed the fate the
established and modes of thought of those
faithful to the popular theological acclaim.
The Christian philosophy of life taught by the Nane borrowed
lies the likelihood that Mary Gan her taught her
her Plato Aristotle and Asoxenus. much the
the taught Him from Moses and Solomon Hl Phl
and the Psalms.
of
Priests jerusalem; His Hellenic bent of mind; His pphrasng
Buddha
from wherever he might and making intelligent applications of high spiritual
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-16

that she got so worried over tn
little thing that she don't know
how she voted Mrs Tilford
Moots says that jest as she entered
tn votin booth she remembered
that she'd forgotten L set a pot O.
beans off tn stove an that she
pulled tn first thing she come TO
an rushed OUT. Miss Tawney APP
pie said she'd fully intended [
vote tn republican ticket, but tn
vOtin' place wuz so crowded an
she wuz in such a big HURRY that
she jest voted tn Australian tick
ct instead an hurried back TO
work. Jest so 1 voted wuz all
1 cared fer, she said. We'll. Their
WIZ good men on each ticket, 80
1 jest marked the rooster an eagle
both remarked Ellie Hanger. /
asked Mrs. Lafe Bud If she voted
fer Cox an she said, No. They
told me I could only vote once,
so I gave poor Mr. Debs IT, pref
erence. TIL funniest blamed thing
wuz tn defeat o. Lem Moots fer
mayor. Ever church, ever lodge.
ever woman's club, an ever res
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-01-16
MRS. SOLOMON SAYS
By Helen RO70Land
Being Confessions Of Wife 7OOth

Verify. verify. mN Daughter. there
is a reason for everything under the
sun, and a wherefore for every
''why''-even for a mans choice of a
wife.
For in every mans life there be
two kinds of women
The kind which he ought to mar
~, wisheth 10 marry and intendeth
TO maryland the kind which ne
DOTH marry.
Now, behold. there dwelt on the
Upper West Side. a Young Bachelor.
And it came to pass that, on
night when the clouds We're thick
and the wind was muggy, and the
stars were covered with mist, he
sailed forth in search of adventure.
And it so happened that on that
evening his dinner had been bad
al he had eaten too heartily there
Of, and his food lay heavy upon his
soul.
Likewise. he had toiled all day in
the market-place, and his spirit was
a-weary.
And ill-fortune had pursued him.
And he had lost much moneys in
a Big Deal.
And he had read in his newspaper
that his pet stocks had dropped sew
en- points.
And his cigar was atrocious.
And he had had no wine with his
evening meal.
Yet. it so Glanced. that upon this
night Of all others he met the RIGHT
GIRL. even her. who would make
him happy all the days of his life.
But alas his eyes We're turned in
ward, and he SAW her not,
Yea. though she was fairer than
the sky Of dawn, and sweeter than
the voice of Cali Curci. and more
worthy than a Christmas charity
fund, he passed her by, without stop
ping.
Now. behold. upon another night.