South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-29
Man in the Street

/ Man in the Street
Anyway, we are glad that Am
bassador Harvey was considerable
enough to refrain from saying that
we went into the war to indulge a
natural lust for blood and loot.
Winchester, KY, has a woman's
club TO do patching for bachelors.
These ladies are probably not aware
Of the fact that it's the married men,
not the bachelors. who need the
most patches.
The woman bandit says she found
smiles and tears more effective than
gun in taking money from men.
Every married man knows all about
it.
A Boston psychologist says the
dance is an expression Of love and
rhythm and is one of the few natur-
al pleasures left. Isn't it a pity that
blowing wasn't invested with some
thing attractive that way? Or is
the way folks sidestep it form Of
dancing and an expression of love
and rythm?
"A serious crisis is threatening
the textile industry" says one
writer. Tt looks that way to US
Just a step or two further and the
fig orchardists will own a clothing
monopoly.
For one brief hour the other day,
Chicago was governed with entire
honesty and more than usual in
telligence. Every city official for a
brief hour was replaced by a Boy
Scout.
II Adam had never undergone
that rib operation--which marked
the Introduction of anaesthesia in
surgery. by the way-the human leg
would never have attracted the at
tention in this world that it has.
Most Of our business trouble is
sociological, not psychological, as
some folks say.
There is one unhappy thing about
the board Of trade manipulators in
Chicago, viz, no matter how we pro-
vincials groan and lie about our
crop production, we can't fool them
a particle They know the truth
and soak US good and hard.
A writer contends that a man
should be absolutely just with his
wife in financial matters. It wouldn't
do. Wives wouldn't stand any such
treatment. The only sensible plan Is
to withhold information of the last
raise and let them think they are
getting all.
If our foreign policy keeps on de-
veloping as now, the first chuckle we
hear emanating from Washington
we intend TO guess as Woodrow
Wilson'S.
A legless calf was accidentally
killed near Bremen a day or two
ago. 1t is just as well. A calf with
out legs could have no chance In the
world. Calfless legs are almost just
as hopeless.
AS rule, however, the reformer
Is very apt to overlook himself.
L. -
either. When she distributes fem
mime beauty she never stops to ask
how much money girls father has.
The flowers that bloom in the
spring, tra-la, have nothing on the
June roses blooming in the gardens
of George B. Williams. Besides
other things. George is a horticul-
turist who appreciates the manifold
beauties Of nature.
A championship that does not in
volve some material benefit TO tn,
world IS nc very import.
Wonder II It would be possible 10
take a hammer and drive the theory
OF RELATIVELY into the noodle OF a
farmer who sells for 70 cents net
a suficiency OF hides 10 make $500
worth OF shoes
Uplifting may have its good points |
but Il should always be remembered |
that the average son OF Adam |
doesn't want TO get his feet off the
earth.
You car imagine how bad matters /
must &c IN Russia when Big Bill /
Haywood wants 10 come back 10
serve a penitentiary term and Emma