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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-30

pounds or more and am now able to
do my work. recommend the Vege-
table Compound to my friends and
you may use these facts as q testi.
rnonial. Mrs. SALLlE SIEFERr, 3lS
W. Fourth Street, Pottsville, Pa.
The everyday life of many house
wives is q continual struggle with
weakness and pain. There Is nothing
more wearing than the ceaseless
round Of household duties and they
become doubly hard when some fe.
male trouble makes every bone and
muscle ache, and nerves all on edge.
If you are one Of these women do
not suffer for four or Ave years az
Mrs. Siefert did, but profit by her
experience and be restored to health.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-30

Far down into the Ree-o Gran-de
TRsE: where where V Yea IKE ssy. to B Rs t !5sy dandy
CURTAIN
'so'ns FINE Outside Journal gsa { Office
Entire company on stase cD'"' 1871
Ny friends my friends my loyal friends
My called looks to me
Like the coarse work of
VESTED ia6i4 1NSE RES
guess Ts oabS % 4 h@ 1RG the JAVA NAV"
THE PEOPLE
We're going to lend this cash l''''
So back up there You big upstairs!
amazemen at this "offronteryij
This looks like business.
9 9na =" Yu pefn Y so ?um'
(Lawyers exit rubbing hands gleetully)
CURTAIN
(so'ns ~ PLACE 4EcTz .'... Interior Journal office
editor is seated at his deskj
But 1sSs' osIs SsRf has %sas u.s.
En R e sss oOe foF gT oqd many buck
s. S haDs Sst qS cor Ss and post ortem too
(Enter Foreign Corporation crutche supported by
a recever).
FOREIGN
CORPORATION
gotta this man,
For centrifugal old oil
AFTERNOON
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. been looking in window)
At last I've got bit OF
It's been so long I've had the blues.
EDITOR
Now gentlemen Just keep your shirts on;
/ rights
So give time, a few
And III fly in Ike eagle
I'll call allies n Wild
And they will rally to side.
Your pounds of flesh shall all be paid
For will have the peoples aid,
The Journal trust,
1t untrammeed,
Perhaps you'll get me, but maybe you won't
For you're damned II do, and you're II
don't!
rurns The People who have OF
company
What friends?
THE. PEOPLE
So re all Of u
So all of
So ALL
You a thing
In which could not savvy
But have always quite
To the public good
CAS- the curtain falls the Editor
Interests and Politicians try to rush him.
FINALE.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-30
LEGAL NOTICE
NOTICE.

NOTICE.
In the District Court Of the United
states for the District of New
Mexico.
In Bankruptcy. No. s63.
In the Matter of Louis Paulos and
Leon Paulos. a Co-partnership,
Bankrupt.
Notice is hereby given that the
fiirst meeting Of said bankrupt will
be held in the office of the under.
signed, Rooms $40 Cromwell Bldg.
Albuquerque, New Mexico, August
8, 1921, at 10 a. M, at which time
creditors may attend, prove their
claims examine the bankrupt. elect
a trustee and transact such other
business as may come before the
meeting. (Signed)
GEORGE c. TAYLOR,
Referee in Bankruptcy,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-30
Able TO DO
HER WORK
After Long Suffering Mrs. Siefert
Was Restored to Health by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound

Pottsville, Pa. 81 suffered with
female trouble for four or five years
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-30

ENTER A VERY LARGE
POLITICIAN CABINET sIZE).
Cheer up, sad hearts, your kicking!
This Journal bird Is easy picking
In thu business world a cloud,
And he has notes, sh-sh--but loud
What shylock tried his enemy
Won't hold candesck to mel
Now whoop 1t up for harmony!
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-30
How TO Avoid Tronhla

You may save yourself a lot OF
trouble and suffering by obtaining
q bottle Of Chamberlain's Collie and
Diarrhoea Remedy. at once. II is
almost certain to be needed before
the summer is over and when
needed. is worth many times its
cost. 1t is thoroughly reliable,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-30

|and was very ir-
regular. / was not
lit to do my work
lat times and took
medicine from q
doctor and got no
benefit. I saw
Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound adver-
|tised in the news
papers and took
itand got all right.
cpainad fuvApfv
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-30
THE TANNING OF THE CREW.
AN oPERATIC STRATEGY
By T. b. Crabb.

AN oPERAro STRATEGY
By r. B. crabb.
THE THE VESTED 1NrEREsT5
CREW POLITICIANS Heavily maske
oURNA slightly daf:d but s IN IN the PS
LAwYERs PRO AND Mostly CO
THE PEOPLE Somewhat cove
PLACE R74G 1Aloaqqeraue.
I am SSi the Journal 10 shff Hd Go@Pan'
MY poi Ens' ar. cane o. 70 this town f0F'
yEB P9r 5TT5REsTs w ~
That's splendid That's splendid!
Now let keep record straight
But this one thing I needs Isl must ~ Is State
T T6st h sft' square nST deal T as' p mine
Just listen my holer!
Oh Joy! Oh bliss! Oh toyi Oh bliss!
yE rs TTTTREsTs '' ''" IKE '
Wen curb Well curbl Well this oil field bounder.
W Tsu %ss. 20" S y y The .sssSs
I have a platform I stand on,
ask you all to lay a hand on,
our lana aw AVS are are pe besnd ha Times.
They keep the pigs in clover. '' '''D'
I thank you for your welcome
X XED F9L ITTHaEs1s
This bird is going row.
ws narshs epo our Ri fo s snd n d OUR horses,
And ride him down. clean out of town.
A1G ssPh P your nni dn% TWO of a yHuf Wits
Oh sres. / hasten to obey!
will without
The thing do is the thing you say!
ENTIRE COMPANY ....,..,.-
There will be eviction
OF either toher.
CURTAIN.
PLACE Outside Aibuqq:.qu. Armory.
POLITICIANS
Oh bleak Old building, could you but talk.
We're glad you're victroa,
fad double Esrs crossed s%sds our old playmate
W. Wss Sia W I Tss' set tH nUnnat'
But that cursed platform
But when we get to Santa Fe.
Wen put, It where it wi harm;
We We might mi hit induce induce him t1a, to be good
fR s o ia mas h s04S ssts for people. right
And we are stayn wake val p at nights e"'
To frame hims our ambition!
N Ms on pHti hs s P Sst T ras n' h tS3 comb
II we can't bluff him we are donel
His methods make us shiver.
F F6EHF yT 5ezg HAHfp s1zB,
This Journal bird is easy picking.
And he notes, sh-sh--Sut not so loud
Won't hold 4 candsstlck
Now whoop 1t up for har-mo-ny
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-30

How to Reach a Ripe Old Age.
If you would reach a ripe old
age, do not worry, take outdoor
exercise daily adopt a diet suited
to your age and occupation. keep
your bowels regular. When med
iclne is necessary to move the
bowels, take Chamberlain's Tab
let's. They are mild and gentle.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08

NV object in leading my enemies ts
the inn was to set them drinking. Al
hong ~ the possibility of taking Ia
Tournoirc was before DC Berquin, their
VA. little likelihood that he would seei
Ia modest Mile. de Varion. In the first
place. he could not take her from the
v,r,n,ty while he himself remained there
awaiting the coming of La Tournolre
S~ondly, he would not court any v'o-
lence during the time OF waiting. lest
he might thereby risk his chance OF tax
,ng la Tournoire. But 1T WAS necessary
that | should prevent his encounterine
Rla,ssr or Hugo, for either one, on seems
me conducted Ivy him as l was, nigh,
make some demonstration that would
cause DE Bcruuin to kill me immediate
ly. | must coutrive to keep my enemies
from entering the inn, and vet to have
them supplied with drink. Therefore,
said as We marched: :. ,
Monsieur, we are approaching KIND
OF inn where there are to be obtained the
food and drink that l'promised. But IN
the house are some who arc devoted TO the
S,eur de In Toumoire. They are not
any of his soldiers, nor such as are 10
be feared in fight. But If they saw
YOU and your men, with me as prs,
oner. they would certainly convey word
10 La Tournolrc or his band, and 50 II
would be impossible for me to fulfil my
agreement. Ii is true that you would
then Kill me, but YOU would lose La
Tournoire, and have his followers soon on
vour heels. So it is best that we stop
nj some distance from the inn. You
and can steal up to spot where can
ouietlv summon the hostess. She Will do
ANYTHING | ask. She will, at my order,
secretly bring food and wine to the place
OF waiting. and will not betray our pres
ence To those IN the Inn.
cit seems a good idea, said DE ber-
gum; "but if you attempt to make q
fool Of me-
You will, of course, instantly make
corpse of me, for you viii be at my SIDE,
and will hear every word that speak
To the hostess.
"yery well,' she replied.
Having at last reached a little clearing
by the roadside quite near the mn, but
hidden from il by trees, L gave the word
TO stop. DE Berquin ordered his men
TO remain here, sheathed his sword,
clutrhed me byt the arm, and walked
forward with me, his dagger held ready
TO be plunged into my heart at the slight
est cause.
| led him to the back of the inn, and
We stood near the door of the kitchen,
listening.
The gypsy was still playing, and every
now and then there came an exclamation
of approval from Blaise. peered through
a corner Of the window. The clutch of
De Berquin on my arm frightened as
did 80 I saw the Qypsy man playlnQ
plsise and Hugo sitting with wine
mugs before them, old Godeau by the
fire asleep, the gypsy girl with her head
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08

| of course, but he did not see II until
1t hit his foot, which scared him very
much, so much in fact that he let &C
of the chicken.
Right at that spot il happened thai
there was hole in the ice where some
men had been fishing. and the carrot
rolled in with a splash, and down II
went to the bottom of the pond. where
old Mr. Frog was taking his winter
sleep.
| Bump" right on his head fen the
half-frozen carrot. Old Mr.. Frog
opened one eye and looked up: then
he opened the other, for right through
| the hole in the ice of course he saw
| the sky.
My Goodnesst" he exclaimed
jumping out of bed: ''it is spring, do
believe. and forgetting to take Off his
nightcap up he leaped TO the top .f
the pond 10 look around
He arrived just as Jack Rabbit
reached the hole where the carrot
had disappeared and just as MIR. Fox
was trying TO get his chicken out of
the water.
"Pounce," leaped Mr.. Frog right
into their faces. and when he saw il
was cold. and though the sun was
shining it was still winter, he began
to croak loudly for being awakened
What do you fellows mean by
making such a fuss right over my
roof. he said ..and what do YOU
mean by breaking in here? / should
ike you to tell me why are you not
at home and asleep, as all sensible
creatures should be at this time of
the year. Get away from here n
once, Croak, Croak, Down he
went to the bottom again with a
splash.
Mr.. Fox was very angry, too. for
he had dropped his chicken all on ae-
count of a carrot and he scolded Jack
Bunny roundly for all the trouble he
was having WHY didn't you stay
at home as you ought to be instead of
running about and dropping things?
| have a good mind TO eat you up
Now / have lost my ehielsen b;eak-
fast.
Poor little Bunny began to trerlbie
and when Mr.. Fox again poked his
nose into the hole Jack took to bis
heels and ran for home, hungry and
very much frightened
Now who would have thought that
one half-frozen carrot could have caus-
ed so much trouble2" he thought as he
sat by his fireplace warming his toes.
1T frightened Mr.. Fox and it awolxe
Mr.. Frog and it caused me to get two
seedlings; besides, / shall not dare to
poke my nose outside the door for a
long time for fear air. Fox may carry
out his threat
Jack Bunny stopped his musing and
jumped up. He ran to the far end Of
his home and there he found a with
cred carrot which he had forgotten.
Between the nibbles he said to him
self: "A withered carrot is much bet
ter than an old frozen carrot Any
way j am sure il would not have been
worth eating if / had brought it home
! am glad ] lost it. too, for i am sure
am the only rabbit that ever scared
old Mr.. Fox.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08
LITTLE BENNY'S
NOTEBOOK
BY Lee Pape.

| Me and Mary Watkins vas on her
frunt steps having a argewment
about me, and she sed ] was con-
seeted and had a swell he'd and dideni
know wat l was tawking about half
the time and was rong the other half
and different things like that, none oi
them being compliments, and jest then
all OF suddin the sky got all black
rs IL II was going 10 rain fcrse.
Which il did, and il thundered and
lightninGed like cnythinR, and me and
Mary Watkins quick ran in her parlei
and everytime It lightninged she got
scared as everything, saying. o deer,
I'm so afraid of lightning. IL ever got
struck by lightning / don't think Id
ever forget ii, aren't you afraid of
lightning, Benny?
Giving me a ideer. and / sed, Yes
am, but if you don't say I'm the
greatest fello you ever knew I'm going
to run rite out in the street and get
struck by it. Are you going to say
it2 / sed.
No Inn not, certeny not. the very
ideer, sed Mary Watkins. and / sed.
All rite then. do you see this fountain
pen? I'm going TO run ouS and hold
this fountain pen rite up at the light
ming. SO then il will hafT to strike me
weather il wunts TO or not because
lightning has TO strike a fountain pen
wen you hold ii up.
Being my own invention and me not
knowing weather it was true or not.
and / held theSfountain pen up in the
air and started to run out, Mary Wat
kins saying, Wait, stop, wait, III say
il, you're the greatest fello ever knew
Being the most complimentary thing
she ever sed about me, sounding SO
good that I held the fountain pen up
ageu and sed l would run out enyway
Il she dident say / was the most
wonderful fello she ever herj of, Wich
she did, and then / made her say
was the smartest fello in the histery
of the werld, and jest then the sky got
lite asen and il stopped Numbering
md lightning. and Mary Watkins
quick gave me about OF the werst
insults / ever got about myself. and /
wawked out looking prouder than wat
felt.
Proving everything is different IN
times of danger.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08

on the table, she also asleep, and
| Marianne removing platters from the
table. Jeannotte had doubtless gore ur
| the ladder to her mistress.
| Presently Marianne came out with
some bones of fowl, to throw them
away
Marianne" l called, softly. "No,
a wordl Come here aud listen"
With some astonishment she obeyed
De Berquin now held his drawn dagger
under his cloak, and his clutch on my
arm, though tight, might yet appear to
her that OF friend.
Marianne" said /, ''it is very inn
portant that no one within--no one, re-
member-shall know that this gentle
man is with me- have serious mat
ter to talk over with him at the clearing
wonder, where four OF his people now
wait. No one is to know OF their pres
encc any more than of his. Bring plenty
Of wine to us there with what food you
of those inside. Do you understand?
But not a word, even to me now"
She nodded her head, and went back
into the kitchen. knew that ! could
RELY on her. "Come, monsieur"
whispered t2 LIE iptIuuiti, tflQ We Ntnt
silently back to the clearing.
The four rascals were seated on the
ground, conversing in low tones. De
Beruuin and | sat down in the midst of
the group. The feSSws went on talking,
regardless of the presence of their leader,
who gave no heed to their babble, except
occasionally by gesture to caution
Barbemouche to lessen hisF volume of
voice.
II never knew an enterprise to run
smoothly which had anything to do
with women" Barbemouche was saying.
"Where men only are concerned, one
knows exactly what to do, and makes
no mistakes"
"You have prejudice against the
sex, put in the foppish fellow.
Par dieul | ought not to havcta an
swered Barbemouche. II owe them too
much for the many favors I've had from
them. But they are mystifying creatures
To mistake maid for her mistress is
nothing remarkable. For that matter,
I've known women of the lower orders
who had more airs than great ladies. |
remember once, after having just made
an easy conquest of a countess, and be-
come ennuied with her, i turned my
attention to the daughter of pastry
cook IN Paris. She dug deep holes in
my face~for merely trying to kiss her,
She had velvet lips, that girl, but what
clawsr'
The gaunt rascal, whom they called
Francois, heaved pensive sigh, as If
this rersiniscence awakened touching
memories in him.
"And vet, to show the perversity of
the sex, continued Barbemouche, that
same day ] saw another man kiss her,
and she gave him back two kisses for
his one"
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08
EQuIPPING THE
CLEANING CLOSET

A weli=atocked cleaning closet is n
joy to the heart Of Il good housekeeper.
The following implements all come un-
der the head Of necessities:
a vacuum cleaner. percrably one
that is electrically run, but otherwise
one that is hand-run. A vacuum clean
or is great Iabor-saver and time
saver and the electric variety is not
as expensive to run MS most house
keepers think. An electric cleaner
costs only about one and one-half
cents an hour 10 operate.
A good broom is another necessity,
as a broom can get into places where
IL Is not so convenient for a vacuum
cleaner to go.
a wool wall-mop IL an essentih also
The particular housewife rubs down
her walls with one OF these each
month. taking the rooms in turn.
Hardwood or painted floors require
long-handlcd. soft. hair brush. For
polishing. an oiled string mc9 Is good
And an ordinary wet-uop is OF
course a necessity for kitchen floors,
porches, etc. or one Of the mop
handles to which Il floor cloth may be
attached. A mop wringer and a pail
complete this outfit.
Long handled dust pans are now on
the market and many women are TAX
ing advantage of them; for. although
they are little awkward to empty
/ they do save the housewife from bend
ing over. But whether your dust pan
is long-handled or short, be sure that
Il has a steel edge that permits IL to
| lie fiat on the floor.
For radiators. there is a special
brush on the market, long and thin,
built especially to go between the
pipes. These are invaluable. A short
handled hair brush is another good
purfase, as il can get beneath the
radiators.
If the housewife has no vacuum
cleaner, she VIII need good whisk
broom for upholstery, otherwise the
vacuum cleaner attachment win be al
that is necessary.
Although the wet fioor-nop takes
the place Of the old-fashioned scrub
bing brush I'm most cases, still il is a
splendid thing 70 have a scrubbine
brush on hand for any unusually
heavy cleaning. or for scrubblng un-
finished wood.
| Under the general head of "Dasters'
| chemically treated with oil so they
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08
WHY?
Copyright. 1920 by
Wheeler Syndicate, Inc
why Are Bolshe,lki 50 Calledi

Lifted bodily from the Russian,
where the term means the left" or
radical wing Of the political party as
opposed tc the @memsheviki' or con-
servative element. tbolshevild" haR
been imported into America together
with many of the false and unsound
doctrines to which it's members sub
scribe.
Originally The term was analogous
to and had no more sinister meaning
than radical" when used in connec-
ton with British poiitice. A Boshevik
was one who opposed the conserva-
tives--not necessarily an advocate of
arson and bloodsheo. but one who be-
lieved in progressive policy instead
nf following reactionary course.
Until the overthrow of the Romanoff
dynasty, the Bolshcviki did not num-
Der anarchists and nihilists in their
ranks, for these disturbers Of the peace
were kept under close surveillance by
the police and were given no oppor-
tlnity TO ally themselves with any
political organization. During the
chaos which followed the death of the
Car, the extremely radical element
came into control and the name Boil
shevik fell into disrepute. becoming
synonymous with red" the red flag
having been from time immemorial
the symbol of lawlessness and dis
order.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08

The modern way to get what you
want when you want it is to read and
use classified ads.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08

All inquiries addressed to Miss Kirk
man In care Of the Efficient House
keeping department win be answered
In these columns IN their turn. This
requires considerable time. however
o,dng to the great number .eceived
So il personal Of quicker reply IL
desired, a stamped and self-addressed
envelope must be enclosed with the
question.--The Editor.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08
STATE FAIR eDRY.-
No Evidence of Liquor on the Grounds,
Officers Say.

With the exception Of n few minor
violations. the fair grounds. at Els
mere, are practically free from intoxi-
eating liquors, according 10 Robert Il.
Elliott, director of prohibition. who to-
day stated that the fair was dry both
ways and that his men who were con-
tinualIy operating among the mass Of
people, failed to find any Of the spirit
uous refreshment.
ON Monday, the first day Of the fair,
Frank Il. Haley Of the Law and Order
Society made d personal inspection Of
the grounds. On one occasion he was
halted and given information concern
ing the devious course one bootlegger
had taken. All efforts to trace the clue
led nowhere, and Mr.. Haley finally
landed at the baseball game.
Last Tuesday night several minor
violations near the stables were re-
ported TO Isreal NJ. Howard. enforce
ment officer. who was on duty at the
grounds. Upon investigation II was
found that one visitor had brought a
pint of the regular stuff" into the
place and that four OF his friends
had been treated as mere matter OF
sociability.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08
BUNNY RABBIT LOSES A CARROT

Jack Bunny had gone over the snow
10 the farm in search of a strsy car
rot or turnip that the farmer might
have overlooked in the garden, for
Jack was very hungry.
To his delight under some dead
leaves and vines he found nice large
carrot. II was not very soft, Tor the
cold weather had frozen 1t, but JACK
tugged and pushed il along until he
had II almost home and was dream
Ing about the good dinner he would
have when he reached there, where it
was nice and warm.
He was going along the top of lit
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08
Stage Men Helm HoSnifaI.

Dona tons recently received by the
Physicians and Surgeons Hospital to-
ward the continuation of the con-
tagious disease unit include $40 from
Wilmington Lodge. No. 95, Theatrical
Mutual Associa ton. and SIS from
Local No. 2S4, international Alliance
IF Theatrical Stage Employees.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08
AN ENEMY TO THE KING


The Mystery Murray The Bright Danger The Flight
HEhwayman
Copyright by Co. tho Co.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08
GOOD HOUSEKEEPING
BY Laura A. kIrkman

hold dust.) soft checsecIotL cloths
neatIy hemmed 10 avoid ravelling
silk busters for fine furniture fthere
is no lint on silk cloth.) ard chamois
skins for window cleaning.
Other essentials are floor cloths for
drying tho floor after wet-mopping. n
rattan carpet beater, roomy pair
each Of cotton and rubber gloves.
sweeping sheets OF unblcaohed muslin.
sweeping caps and aprons, o refrigera-
tor brush Cuiade Of long. dexible wire
TO clean the pipcJ step-iadder, a
utility basket for carrying small Inn
plements from one room tc another.
and furniture polishing cloths.
On the shelf Of the a amin closet
should stand: soap and soaD-powder.
brass polish, furniture polish.
household ammonia. floor polish and
WAX. washing soda, bath brick. kero-
scne.
Readers' Discoveries
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08
Would be Treated Royalty,

II hear that Jubb's prodigal son
came home and said he would be con-
tented to be treated like one of the SER
wants"
He had all the nerve in the world,
didn't he.-American Legion Weekly
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-08

tie Hill close by the pono when some
how ne lost the carrot. and down II
went rolling across the pond like a
ball.
Now IL happened that Mr.. Fox was
just returning from a hunt with a
chicken and for short cut he ran
over the frozen pond just as Jack
Bunny's carrot rolled along
Mr.. Fox wasn't afraid of carro: