The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1921-01-29
Ticket Agent at Union Pacific
Is Interested.
ANSWERS C. |. MITCHELL
Says Her Railroad Is One of
Chief Players.
CheerfulneSs and Good Service
Are Promised.

When Charley Mitchell talks to him.
self, he usually doesn't expect any
answer. But when he talks for pub
LEGATION, he gets results.
All enthused up with the New Year
spirit, Charley sat down and tore off
an effusion purporting to be an mag
mary telephone conversation with
Miss Prosperity" which was pub
lished in The State Journal.
And there was someone on the line.
Miss NJ. L. Doering, ticket agent for
B the Union Pacific at Topeka, also has
a typewriter.
The Mitchell Talk.
The Mitchell conversation and Miss
poering's answer. are reproduced
herewith:
Dear Sir:
No. don't want 1870 | sal said - ~;
takssnn, out; ! want 1o21!-Get me:-oNE-
fsWhat, a party line? No. don't want
1921, Blue The papers are spreading ITO, too
Red. or Green, or Pink Ill try anything
once. Yes! Uhhuh-uhhuh-uhh ,,,
say wait minute, Ce9 n5 dde!t ME- MI
b b5f f but I'm absoiatte!y NOT Old: ,ao-
Red: Who's, talking, please? Miss Pros,
iooking for I'm CRANE & COMPANY's
onel stuff I'm just Governor Aliens or
derry. Belong to the army? Not ME!
All | know about the army is to wear the
uniform aud slute. No. all l know, about
army tactics is the set EN- up drill.
Kinda like it. too.
telephone number. Down in Mexico. Phone
81 is the brewery-the place where they
take little Colonies (of barley and put
them to work, aud they do say you can
get one. heck of kick out of one little
Colonel
invite you to go to the Big Game with me.
What game: Such ign'rance! Why,
haven't yeu heard about the U. $. vs.. the
World? You better believe me it's going
to be SOME GAME but it's cinch for the
whats that about your little sisters
Health and Happiness? My gosh What
names. Do they look the part, Sure
Bring EN- with you Say you girls dress neSs
Of that crepe stuff goes. Be all ready at
.: 80, when me and me buzz-wagon blow
up. Say. If you've got megaphone, bring
it with you, for we're going to sit on the
top-most seat of the bleachers-right out
in the sun, where we can see everything
Remember, when Harding grabs that ball
and starts down the line, you can do any
thing or say anything that you want to-
and I'll see that you get home all right.
Remember. Prosperity Glad rags land
don't bundle up too much for everybody II
phone-lovinG disposition-lots of pep. DC
We're Off,
you have anything to say-nows your time
81 is our number. If you want to see
how much kick" you can get out of the
Little Colonel" place your order right
nov. Sincerely yours.
CRANE & COMPANY.
By Charles l.. Mitchell,
Secy and Sales Mgr.
Miss Doering's Answer.
Mr.. Charles l. Mitchell, care Crane & Co..
Topeka. Kan.
Dear Sir; l am keenly interested in your
telephone conversation with Miss Prosper
ity, inviting her and her little sisters
Health and Happiness, to attend the big
Game"-"U. S. VS.. The World" Perhaps
you wonder why 1 interested. Don't
you know the Union Pacific is one of the
chief players? The Union Pacific en-
bodies Prosperity, Health and Happiness
as well as Miss Safety.
Some time, when planning a trip for
yourself or your friends, please call on
the Union Pacific, where Cheerfulness and
Good Service will attend you.
Yours truly,
NJ. L. DOERING
Ticket TTniOu pacific u II