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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-10-23
TOMMY, THE TODDLER."
TO DO THIRTY DAYS:
WAX MAIDS WERE COLD

New York. Oct. 22.-Tommy
Parry, from London, invited two
wax models into Thirty-foufth
street for dance.
When they registered chagrin he
put his foot through the depart
ment store window and dragged
them towards the Waldorf Astoria.
About this time Policeman Mul.
hall arrived and Tommy changed
partners.
At the lookup he gave his occupa-
ton as "a fodder, old Top, tod
der"
A suite at BlackwelIs Island has
been reserved for him for the next
thirty days.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-10-23

In the early days Of baseball
when batting was regarded as al
most the only feature of the game,
the sending of lively ball-ter
inches in circumference and con-
tanning over two ounces of rubber
Ito the outfield for home runs
was considered quite a feat. In
the decade from 1857 to 1857 the
scores were gradually increased
until 1867, when the general aver
age Of the scores Of the leading
clubs of the period was fifty runs
and over.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-10-23
REL INF HAND BRAKE
WHEN IT RATTLES

When rattIes develop In the
hand brake there is only one sure
cure-.to have the brake refined
and drawn up tight. If it is not
possible to do this at the moment
II Is possible to help matters by
the use of small coil springs hoop
ed in such a way as to take up the
NAV. The springs should be light,
60 that they will not cause friction,
hut strong enough to support tho
wofoht and hold down the band,
which has been jumping and caus-
ING the Gathering.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-10-23

During the past hundred years,
ever since the substitution of the
cue for the mace, the game of bill
liards has'been played much in the
same way as 1t is today, the chief
alterations being made in respect
to the size of the balls and table.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
FEAR EXTINCTION CT HOLLY
eotanists Say That Within Another
Generation II May Be as Rare a.
the Mistletcs.

Christmas holly. that merriest and
most beloved Of all growing bushes. IL
threatened with extinction. according
to a warning sounded by lovers Of
red Christmas Once growing pro
fusely In southern New Jersey and
Maryland. 1t has been swept from
those states by the ruthless cutters
for the city markets. and must now
be sought In the swamps of Virginia
and North Carolina, where already the
supply is growing less bountiful each
year. The Gulf states have been sim
Ilarly shorn to provide holly for New
Orleans, ST. Louis and Chicago.
Within another generation. bOtRn-
lists say, holly will be as rare MS mlstle-
toe, which used to grow In abundance
Oh the Atlantic seabonrd as far north
as Rnritnn bay, but has now practi-
cally ceased TO exist ms Christian dec
grafton. When will the American peO-
pie learn that the bounty OF their
fields and woodlands Is not limitless?
New York Tribune.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
The Perfect Government

No system OF government since the
beginning Of organized society has
bttn perfect. Every system OF govern
ment devised by the wit Of man has
had in IL from the beginning the seed
of its decay, and so doubtless 1t will
be till the end of time. But each form
OF government has been succeeded by
something little better and more suit
ed to time and circumstances. Thus
humnn society has moved onward, and
while the march has sometimes been
slow. and there have been periods when
society seemed only to Ike marking
time. the trend has been STEADILY for
ward.
Therefore, let MS not fret ourselves
because Of evils-doers This is world
Of Just average men and women whose
instincts are, right and whose intrn-
tions are honest. Sometimes affairs be-
come atwist as though the whole mach
inery OF government were going to
smash, but the steering wheel Is In
careful hands and We are not likely to
he wrecked.
II political parties and politics lead
crs were as bad as the opposition some
timeS in n heat say they are. we
should NIL go TO the dogs but it is not
No. We like to think of the millions of
farm homes In this broad land pcopled
by good sensible, God fearing men and
women whose highest dcsire Is to do
right. We love to think OF them bring
Ing up their children to love the truth.
to shun lie and to respect the gov
cF,imcnt under which they live. A peo-
pie so brought up and living in such
environment can not go wrong. They
and their children after them can Ike
trusted to guide the ship Of state safe
ly through the shoals and into said
harbOr.
God bless the common people. for
they are the saviOrs Of our country
Farm Journal
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
SPECIAL MEDAL FOR THIS DOG
St. Bernard Forgot Eternal Feud With
Cat Family and Braved Flannel
to Save Pussy.

The supply of Carnegie hero medals
would soon give out II all the brave
and thoughtful dogs were remembered.
A st. Bernard In the town OF Everett,
Mass, mindful Of the traditions of
snOwbound travellers and his Alpine
monastery. has Just effected a triple
rescue that entities him to whatever
dOgdom can offer In the way Of canon
ization. to match the name Of the snint
that his devoted breed already bears.
First he woke up the families in two
apartments by his loud barking when
fire broke out. and then, having
started the human beings on their hur-
ried exodus to safety, he dnrted bnck
through the smoke. got the family cat,
which had been forgotten In the eS-
element, and reappeared with his
tribal enemy in his mouth. Would all
human beings have been so mngnani-
mOus?-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
BANNER BLUE LAW" CENTURY
Seventeenth Saw Drastic Rules Made
Tor the Government Of Manners
and Morals.

The Seventeenth century, according
to historians. was the banner for piue
laws. Legislators We'd with one an
other to win either the plaudlts OF the
people or to provoke the wrath OF
the mobs by thinking up new measures
for the statute books. One blue law
in particular which comedies somewhat
with some of the Legislation rumored
to he contemplated In this country
Is Interesting. This was In the form
Of an ordinance in a Swiss city, and
1t virtually put such stage folk as
jugglers. maskers, jumpers and "such
like" out of business. They were pro-
hIbited from plying their profession
for the reason that they do things
which God did not intend the human
race to perform"
Gambling was frowned upon
throughout Europe during this Pc
rlod. but the blue laws did not seem
to make much of an impression. 1t
Is to be also noted that n prohibition
movement was alive In that period
Reformers were engaged at various
times In efforts to stop drinking at
taverns. In little city In France
the dry wave did not gain much head
way, as the lenders turned to the al
tentative of reducing. or trying to re-
duce, drinking to minimum on Sat
urday afternoons SO that worshipers
might attend evening services with
full possession OF their faculties.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
caru.o's Habit Of Tuning Up.

AS temperamcntal and mlsrhievous
rs Caruso sometimes can he, he Is a
mighty careful guardian of his voice.
Always before his entrance in the
opera, II you are back OF the stage,
you see him marching up and down,
hlmming and having, clearing his
throat, sounding his notes through
his nose. and gnrgling with mineral
wnter. The instant he steps on the
stnge-tlipugh his time away from the
audience he but moment, squirt goes
the atomizer In his mouth. and hum,
hum, haw-w-w. he practices mp and
down the scale.
In fact. the Caruso habit Of sounding
notes Is almost universal among sing
ers. Tltta Ruffo. the great barytone,
hns a method Of sounding his scnle.
Instead Of using neutral syllable.
Tittn would grunt, "M-m-m. Titta Ruff
70. Titta Rufro." tapping his nose the
while and pinehinS it.-Charles d.
Isnacson In Hearst's.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
Leo,oc u.. 10000 Posts.

The American Legion entered 1921
with virtually 10000 posts. according
to the estimates based on the latest
figures. During the week ending De-
ccmber 10. Is new posts were added
which brought the total to 1890.
Arkansas led with three posts, snys
the Stars and Stripes. The Women's
auxiliary In the same period obtained
% new units. enlarging Its list to 1886.
Four new units. gained by the New
York department, placed that depart
ment In the lend for the week. For
eign posts added recently nre ut Chu-
quicamata. Chile, and Guatemala City.
Guatemala.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
PLEDGED to u. Irish Tongue.

In ireland many persons are TO he
seen wearing plain brass ring on
their brenst. II is known MS "The
E'ainne." which is the Gaelic eQuive-
lent for .ring." and is the badge worn
BY those students Of Gaelic who have
attained n colloquial knowledge Of the
tongue which Its advocates declare
WIS for centuries In daily use In Ire
land. The wenrer Of the badge pledges
himself or herself to speak only Irish
to those who IRE acquainted with that
tongue.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
DOES 1T PAY TO WORRY
ABOUT APPENDICITIS :

Can appendicitis lie guarded against?
Yes, by preventing Internal infection.
The intestinal nntiseptic. Adleri-ka,
acts on BOTH upper and lower bowel
removing ALL foul. dccaying matter
which might start Infection EXCEL-
LENT for gas on stomach or chronic
constipation. 1t removes matter which
you never thought was In your system
and which nothing else candislodgc.
One man reports 1t Is unbelievable the
awful impurities Adlcr-i-ka brought
out.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
Proposed Pipeline In the North.

The proposed pipeline to convey oil
products from the Mackenzie river
basin in northern CANADA to BcrIng
sen. from whence they would he car.
r,ed by tnnkers to the markets Of the
world. would run from the Mackenzie
river 10 the Yukon river systems by
way Of Rat river and Ball river,
thence by the Porcupine and Yukon
rivers to salt winter. 1t Is reported
that sanction for the project will he
sought from parliament. The strike
mt Fort Norman is said to be a rich
flow.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

A certain motion picture producer
declares that one OF the funniest in
cldents In his experience happened
during the production Of n recent pic
ture.
The night wnttl,mnn at the studio
newspapers to trade his big pup for
any kind Of II small dog.
whats tine matter with that hull ?"
asked Lloyd Hamilton.
II tell you." said the wntchmnn.
"AIy dog-he fights all the time. Some
day he lick Mr.. Lehrinan's dog and
then get fired"
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
Collectors.

ibid you secure new cook?"
"No." replied Mr.. Crosslots. "One
consented to call and look the place
over. but she remained only hnlf an
hour or 60"
"She never looked at the kitchen.
She went straight TO the phonogrnph.
After playing all the records left us
by the previous cook. she remarked
that she didn't believe we Ind any
thing she cnred to add to her private
collection md departed"
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

Having failed to achieve the return
Of normally and having been unsnc-
crsssfnl In bringing about lower liv-
Ing costs. Mr. Harding IL now holding
n confercncd to solve the problem Of
unemployment. The nation wishes him
success hut his record doesn't justify
any excessive optimism Coun-
ty News
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
Coming To
Glenwood Spring, also Grand Junction
DIR. DORIAN

DIR. DORAN
A Specialist. Not in Name Only out
by Experience Of Almost
Quarter of Century
DOES NOT USE THE KNIFE
Will Give Free Consultation on Sat
n,day, October sth at Glenwood. Hours
10 a m to III. and Monday ana tues
dav October 31st and Nov. LIST at Grand
Junction. at st Regis Hotel
I.ours 10 am to pm
They Come Many Miles to See Him
DIR Doran is regular graduate IN
medicine and surgery and is needed by
the State OF Colorado. He visits pro-
OCCASIONALLY the more important towns
and cities. and offers to all who call on
this trip consultation and examination
free. except the expense OF treatment
when desired.
According to his method Of coming
to your nearest city to see patients he
gives all the sick people an opportunity
to obtain the best that medical science
can offer right at home. He does not
operate for chronic appendicitis, gall
stones. ulcers of stomach, tonsils or
adcnoids.
He has to his credit many wonder
full results IN diseases Of the stomach.
liver. bowels. blood, skin, nerves, heart
kidneys. bladders. bed wetting, catarrh.
leg ulcers and rectal ailments.
II you have been ailing for any len
9th of time and do not get any better.
do not fail to call. as improper meas
urcs rather than disease are very often
the cause Of your long standing trouble
Remember above date that examin-
alton on this trip will he free and that
his treatment il different.
Married ladies' must come with their
husbands. and children with their par
cnts.
Address: Medical LabOrtory Of DR..
Doran. a35-33G Boston Block, Minnea-
polls. MINI. S17.o1
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
Got Her Good Health Out Of . Bo..,e

Mrs Edward Raifsnider, Wabash,
Ind. says that she owes her good health
to Chamberlains Tablets. She suffered
from distress after eating and constipa-
ton and was completely cured by the
use Of these tablets.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

Paulie was ten yenrs old. He had
written paper that was no good that
his teacher called up his mother to
tell her about II.
Pauiie's mother called him In to her
and aid: "Whnt did you write that
your tencher liked so much?"
"Oh. i just told about Edison. What
he'd done with electricity and what
I'd done with it," answered Paulie
modestly.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION = ISOLATED
TRACT

Department Of the Interior. U. \ Land Once al
GlcnwnOd Springs, Colo July 81. 1871.
NOTICE Il hereby given that. ~ directed l,y
the Commissioner Of the General Land ONCE.
the application Of AlannOn Stith. Of Mcckcr
Colorado. Serial No. Ols.NR will offer at pub.
lie sale. to the highest bidder. but at not lcss
the 9Th day of October. 1871. next, Mt this
Office, the following tract Of land: swls of
nwa. Section 4 Tp. =. X ~ w.. 9TH r. NJ.
Colorado.
This trnci Is ordered into the market upon
showing that the greater portion thereof IA
mountainous ar too rrNiRh for cultivation.
The sale will mt bc kept open. hut will he
declared closed when thosc present at the hour
named have ceased bidding. The pcrson max
ing the highest hid will he required To imri,edI.
ntcly pay to tho Receiver tho amount thereof.
ANY persons claiming adversely tho Riovt,-
described land arc advised to file their claims,
or objections, on or before the time designated
for SALE u. &. WEYAND, RcHtstcr.
Stool
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of the Interior. u. =. Land Ofi,cent
GlcnwWd springs, Colo. September IL, iGsl
Notice Is hereby given that Thomas q.
Isr,imtmck. of Mgs.kcr. Colorado who on July
=. 1914. made Desert Land Entry. Serial M.
0s2sB. for rwiaswL. Sec. ~. ntsnwk. and awi.
nwL,. Sec. 81. Tp. = n. Il. " W., 18th y.
Finni Thrrc-YcAr Proof, to establish cisim
to tho land above described under the net III
March !. lsih. beforr Henry J. Hay. q. 4.
Commissioner. at Mcckcr. Colorado. ON the
9Th day II November. 1871.
Claimant names AA witnt~ t4r:
.Iatnes Henry. Theodore ID. Riley. ". Olar
Walden and Ante ne p Stcinmctx. all Of Neck
or Colorado.
sa+o..s ID. G.. wEYASD. Register
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

1t Is reported from Wall Street thnt
government bonds are going up. Sure !.
They are going Into the hands Of the
rich In thA East and nre bound to go
up and stay up. The massacs Of the
people cramped themselves to buy
bonds. through patriotic impulses. Now
Wall Street which knows no patriotism
gets tho bonds ut IA big discount.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

Under date Of October LIST, Washing
ton reports that the President md wife
are ngain enjoying short vacation.
President Harding Is sure the cham
pion vncationist.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

A Washington dispatch shows that
there is good deal Of unrest in the
ranks Of organized labor. This dis
tisfaction has been growing since the
death OF former high official Of the
miirrs union, leaving fortune of
$25OOOO. The suckers will wake up
some of these days.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
From Rags to Rags.

"Nr. Baker will now oblige with Q
recitation entitled 'Rugtime.'
Rags make paper.
Paper makes money.
Money makes banks.
Banks make loans.
Loans make poverty.
Poverty makes rags.-Clnclnnau
Enquirer.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
Child Cured Of Bowel Trouble

A child OF Flyd Osborn. Notary Pub
lie Of Dungannon. Va. was taken with
howell trouble. Mr. Osborn gave 1t Cham.
berlain's Collie and Diarrhoea Remedy
and 1t quickly recovered. In speaking Of
this remedy he says, 1t Is the hest I
ever used
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
Republic alton. ut Direc. CLIO. Ltr. "C-CAL
July -. 1921
NOTICE FOH PUBLICATION

Department Of the interior. U. y. Land Oiiscc At
Glcnwood SprinRr. Colo. September Is, las
Notice !. hereby given that Carl J. Lind
~. iai1. made Homestead Entry. Scrtal M.
a;5'a for nH.wS. and n,;ses Of Sec. ~,
TT; , N. X VI ~. @h = n. hs. nle. noticc
establish claim to land Alpvc described. before
Henry J. Hay. U. Z. Commissioner. al Meckcr.
Colorado. TN tho 9Th day Of November, 1871.
Claimant names as Witnesses:
Jasper N wyTHn. Harrison W. wcllmHn.
Thomns ID. Kelley and Harley II. Muller, all
OF Thnrnb,irg. Colorado.
ssio.. nc WEYAND. Register.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

a hhver publication says: THE
Axial Basin Development Company is
building railroad from Mt Streter
to Craig.' This shows how reliable
some Denver publications are.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

The University Of Colorado begins
this years course with an enrolment
of 1896 or 0.G per cent increase over
last year.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

The cry used to be against the poll
boss. Both were and are undersirables.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

I.,st received. latest styles In Tri-
ccI!',;c Blouses. snappy az whip.
crack Absolutely new. smart practical
and correct In price-$4.9s.
a OLDLAND L Co.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
BRoMO.FEBRIN will care your
cold. Try 1t. At STRHLKES.

A New Low Price on Furniture,
Bcslding. Blankets. Comfortcrs and
Cotton Baths. ..
A OLDLAND & Co.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

A more or less wise one observes
that there is nothing easier to get than
reputation.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

DIR. ]. +. Riddle. specialist In dis
eases Of the eye. ear. nos and throat
Glasses fitted. Glenwood Springs. tt
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

FOR SALE-A one room furnished
cabin. Write TO Box 135. Mcckcr, Colo
RADIO. oil
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08
Improve Ysar Disestion

II you have weak digestion cat spar
ingly Of meats. let at least FIVE hours
clapsc between meals. cat nothing bc.
tween meals. Drink an abundance Of
water. Take one Of Chamberlain's Tab
lets Immediately after supper. Do this
and you will improve your digestion.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

Sam Queen Of the Angorn region was
iowa visitor during the week.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

Subscribe for the Herald now. Only
$3.50 year.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

FOR SALE-Purcbrcd Buff Orphing-
ton BOOSTERS. ] A WATSON. Mceker.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

You can contract cold at any sea-
son. Check and cure 1t by using
;TREHLKE'S BROMO-FEBRIN.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

FOR RENT OR SALE-A very good
dry ranch. Address Box 135 Mcckcr.
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

SATURDAY. oCrBEH =. 1921
The Meeker herald., 1921-10-08

The Herald Is $3.50 year,and cheap
at that.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-05-21

cupful OF milk, One-half te8SpOOnful
Of rose extract, three cupfuls Of pas
try flour, two teaspoonfuls Of baking
powder, one-fourth Of a teaspoonful
Of salt, one-half cupful Of water, two
cupfu.s of chopped raisins, two cup
fuls of chopped figs. one cupful of
chopped pecan meats, one-half tea
spoonful of almond extract, two cup
fuls of confectioners' sugar, the whites
Of nine eggs. Cream together the but
ter and sugar named at first; add the
milk, rose extract and flour sifted
With the salt and baking powder.
Beat smooth and fold In the stiffly-
beaten whites of six eggs. Bake in
three round-layer tins lined with
creased paper. Cover while baking,
with paper to prevent browning. For
the filing boil the two cupfuls OF
sugar and water together until it spins
a thread when it is poured very slow
ly over the stiffiy-beaten whites Of
three eggs. Beat until of the con-
sistency of cream, then add the
chopped fruit and nuts with the al
mond extract. Put the filling between
tbe LAYERS and on top. Decorate the
top with strips Of fig and chopped
nuts.
Orange Swcetbrcads.-Let pair of
sweetbreads simmer gently. covered
with boiling water. for twenty min
utes, with slice of lemon or one of
onion and one-half teaspoonful of salt.
When parboiled blanch by plunging
into cold water. Remove the men,
branes and cut the sweetbreads in
slices and cook In hot fat until lightly
Drowned. Add to the pan the following
sauce: One tablespoonful of butter
blended with one Of flour, this added
TO one cupful Of well-seasoned stock,
chicken or veal. and cook until smooth
and thick. Season with scraped onion,
speck Of red pepper, the juice and
yellow rind Of half an orange and one
teaspoonful of lemon Juice. Remove
the sweetbreads to hot serving dish
arr: pour the sauce over them.
Fine Fudge.-Take two cupfuls Of
sugar. one-third cupful of corn strip,
one-half cupful OF milk, two table
spoonfuls of butter and two squares
Of chocolate, cut fine. Cook to the
soft ball stage and cool until Just
warm, then stir until creamy and
| thick. Pour into q well creased pan
and before getting toe hard mark OF
| IN squares.
| N14 hA4~s.Q
l -
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-05-21
ASPIRIN
Name 'sBayer" on Genuine

Take Aspirin only as told In eacn
package Of genuine Bayer Tablets OF
Aspirin. Then you will be following
the directions and dosage worked out
by physicians during q years, and
proved safe by millions. Take no
chances with substitutes. If you see
the Bayer Cross on tablets, you can
take them without fear for Colds.
Headache, Neuralgia, rheumatism.
Earache, Toothache. Lumbago and
for Pain. Handy tin boxes of twelve
tablets cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture Of
Monoaceticacidester Of Salicylicacid.-
Adv.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-05-21

recommended Lydia -. Pnknam veg.
etable Compound and have found great
relief since using it. My back Is mucn
better and I can sleep well. ! keep
house and have the care OF flve chlidren
so my work is very trying and am very
thankful ! have found the COMPOUND o no
such q help rec1m m mo t y - ist ny
7 am verv Glad to help any woman suf-
fer;no as I was until used Lydia =.
P;nkham's Vegetable Compound. -
Mrs. MAuDE E. TAYLOR, s st. James
Rackache is one of the most common
symptoms Of displacement Or derange.
menf of the female system. No woman
should make the mistake Of trying TO
overcome It by heroic endurance, but
profit byMrs. Taylor sexperience and Try
fvdiaE. Pinkham' sV egetableC Compound
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-05-21
Many a Pretty Face
Spoiled by Pimples

to be cured by lotions. ointments,
salves and other local remedies, -
they can not possibly reach the
source Of the trouble, which is in
the blood. Begin taking S.S.S. to-
day, and write . complete history
of your case to our chief medical
adviser who will give you special
instructions, without charge. Write
at once to Medical Director, 162
Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, ga
s. s. s. Is not sold or recommended
for venereal diseases.