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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03
"No, l know nothing about

"No, l know nothing about
music"
CAN you have to do is to jangle
this cow-bell."
"But suppose l come in at the
wrong placer"
"You can't do that in jazz"
"It means In God we trust, "
replied the office boy confidently
In answer to a question over the
telephone.
What does?" inquired the city
editor, who caught the remark.
"E Pluribus Unum," answered
the boy. "a man said he had a
bet up"
what did he say when you told
him that?"
He said he guessed he'd lost the
bet"
Bones is your doctor, isn't hep"
asked the village tailor of his
neighbor.
"He is" replied the man next
door, who was shoe dealer.
'Do you think he ever helped
you"
ooh, yes, | think he has. He
tells all his patients to walk more"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

ward each merry-throated
rover,
To the sheet OF ice that glistened
on the pond below the mill.
Oh, the children, with their glad
ness, oh, the children, buoyant-
hearted,
How they fill the world With
glory, with their truant ways
and wild!
Back again in hours of wonder,
back again in days departed,
Clear voice cries out within me,
and | would | were child!
Pork and chicken, roasted to-
gether, make a delectable dish and
an excellent substitute for the now
almost unobtainable turkey. New
England housewives are responsible
for this combination. Select either
loin or spare-ribs and roast the
pork side by side in the pan with
stuffed chicken, basting frequently.
Another way is to cut up fowl,
stew or steam it until tender, Their
lay the pieces in the pan with the
roasting pork and allow the chicken
to brown nicely In serving, lay
slice of pork and piece of chicken
on each plate.
County Attorney Byers of Shell
by county has informed the public
that he will enforce the law which
reads that it is illegal for minor
to smoke cigarettes on another's
premises or in public places of bust
ness or amusement except when he
is accompanied by parent or guard
ian, and that he will arrest and pros
ecu'e any one who sells cigarettes to
minors The law forbidding minors
to loiter around pool halls or to
play pool is also being enforced.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03
Use for Worn-out Shirts

When shirts insist on tearing
around the collarband, they can be
converted into very attractive
aprons. Rip out all the seams and
press the material. The back of the
shirt is used for the apron. Large
pockets may be added to hold sew
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03
Everman Stock and Poultry Farm
is Located at Gallatin, Missouri

Raise 1000 head of hogs, 5000 chickens and keep
Is dairy COWS on a 3O-acre farm. 4O-acre farm
handled in the proper way can be made to bring in
more money than the average farmer makes on a
halfsect;on. 1t has been done. Don't you want to
know how?
dollar saved is dollar earned Cut down I'M
necessary expense in raising hogs and chickens and
running the dairy business Use proper methods in
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

The government has spent lots Of money trying
to find cure for hog diseases, but yet it has not
been successful Our method is to prevent disease,
and we lind little prevention is worth ton of
"cure-a" II you find sick hog and use the
right preventive all the others be kept from TAX
ing the disease. We have shipped hogs with State
Veterinary Health Ce tifcates all the United
States, while others losing hogs on account of
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

While returning home from Aud
ubon Monday morning, some one
stole the mesh bag belonging to
Mrs D. G. Bell. In the bag was
her money and a $500 manicuring
set. The theft was probably COM
mitted in the depot in Atlantic,
where she had left her travelling bag
her mesh hand bag being in it.
Anita Tribune.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Theodore Christensen of Elk
Horn has rented a farm east of
Extra, to which place he will move
soon. MIR. Christensen and family
recently returned from two
months visit in Denmark.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Theodore Rasmussen, a son of
Mr.. and Mrs R. P. Rasmussen OF
Casey, died at a federal hospital in
Denver, Colorado, January Goth,
Of tuberculosis, the result of a
severe siege with flu and pneumon-
Ia, which he contracted while SER
wing his country overseas. He
vas born in Audubon County,
March 81, 1895.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Claude Dorsey, son of Mr. and
Mrs L. L. Dorsey of near Anita,
was married last Wednesday to
Miss Laura Lenser of Atlantic.
They will reside on farm near
Anita.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Is per cent die of cholera You get enough real
medicine at your home drug store for only ST to rid
100 head Of hogs of worms but there is always
shrewd, oy-tongued agent trying to sell you high
priced stock and poultry powders, and when you be-
gin buying them it is about like trying to ell leaky
bucket with water.
Wouldn't you like to have the satisfaction of not
being worried when the neighbours hogs dying of
disease? In of serious sickness you know good
that understands her business is half the battle
and the trained nurse has much responsibility
the doctor So why not be good trained nurse in
hog, COW, horse and chicken diseases and the
veterinary bill aside from loss of stock. Learn to
take the temperature of your stock the
trained nurse takes the temperature of her patient
and for your stock in way to prevent disease
getting hold and causing loss If you had a good
trained nurse in your home every day you would feel
confident of the good health of your family, learn
to be yorr trained nurse for your stock and
prevent disease and loss Get the benefit of so years
experience of others which has cost several thousand
dollars to learn also history of the Old Original
Big-Boned Spotted Poland Hogs, and the Single
Comb Rhode Island Red Chickens You get this
book for only 50 %, and the information it contains
if properly followed, will be worth more to you the
first six months than the price of the book
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Mr.. and Mrs S. c. sorensen re-
turned last week to their home in
Langford, South Dakota, after a
visit with relatives here and in
Audubon.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03
Ray statzell and Henry schlater
were initiated into the Eastern Star
Chapter, Friday evening.

Miss Decima Edwards went to
Des Moines, Thursday evening, to
visit her sister, Hilda, a college stu
dent there.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

The neighbors Of Ray Boehme
hauled his hogs into town, Monday
for shipment. Ray is getting along
nicely and will be able to return to
his home in few days. He is
convalescing at his parental home
IN town.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Prof. Pyle was in Atlantic over
Friday night, where he served as
one of the judges in the Atlantic
II. S. Declamatory Contest.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03
ALlSP|CE AND GINGER


Teacber(after lesson on snow
AS we walk out on cold winter
day and look around, what do we
see on every hand?"
Pupil GLOW. 81"
She(soulfully)-Our spirits are in
harmony. | can sense an aura
about you
He-That isn't an aura, lady;
that is HAIR tonic.
"When does the five-fifteen
leave?"
"Quarter past five"
"Thank you. You see, l get all
mixed up on the change of time"
On recent church bulletin the
pastors theme for the following
Sunday, What Is the Worst
Thing in the World?" was announc-
ed in large type, and following was
the notice: Singing by Our Quar-
tet Morning and Evening"
DO you think, dearest, that you
could manage on my salary?" the
fond youth asked.
'Why, yes; | think | could, dar-
ling" the sweet girl responded;
"but how in the world would you
get along?"
| Mrs. Sims-What are doing with
that string tied around your
finger?
Mr.. Sims-You put it there to
make me remember to mail letter
for you.
Mrs. Sims-Well, did you do it?
MIR. Sims-No, my dear, you
forgot to give it to me.
A stout woman always took two
theater seats for herself so as to be
more comfortable. On one occasion
the attendant said: Excuse me,
madam, but who is going to use
your second ticket"
II am going to occupy both
seats" replied the woman.
Gust as you like, madam, only
they happen to be on opposite sides
| of the AISLE
To boy whose face plainly in
dicated mental distress a kind old
lady said, "What is the matter?"
PA fell down stairs" replied
the boy.
"Well, don't cry. He'll be all
right soon, no doubt"
eyes, / know" said the boy,
"but me sister seen him fall all the
way an l never seen nothin'."
1t was the last school day before
the Christmas holidays and the
teacher in rural school was read
ling various Christmas poems and
stories to her pupils. Once when
she asked the class what poem they
wanted her to read, little Johnny
raised his hand and asked for the
poem about vomiting up the rib
bon. The teacher was disgusted
and she said she knew of no poem
associated with such a vulgar idea.
A few minutes later the teacher
was reading the poem The Night
Before Christmas" and as she read
along: flung open the shutter and
threw up the SASH" little Johnny
jumped up and exclaimed: There,
teacher, that's the one l meant
did your cook give you any no.
tice when she was about to leave?"
No, she hardly noticed us at
all
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

ing or other needlework. The
aprons are trimmed with rick-rach
braid to match.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Gerald Hensley has rented the
residence property in the southeast
part of town, recently vacated by
AL Lefingwell.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Henry Hansen and family were
up from Bray on, Sunday, spending
the day with his parents, the Hans
Hansen family.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

At the regular service last Sun
day, Mr.. and Mrs. George Voss and
Miss Flora Rendleman became
members of the Community
Church.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Florence Petri, daughter Of MIR.
and Mrs. John Petri, is reported
very low at this writing with
pneumonia.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Miss Cinthia Bengard is visiting
this week with her sister, Mrs Err
win Wheeler south of Extra.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03
Dale Purcell of near Guthrie
Center was a visitor at the George
Voss home Sunday afternoon.

The Voss Wood Shop has secured
An enviable reputation for making
special pieces of furniture, ETC., as
evidenced by the fact that hardly a
week goes by that they do not
make some piece out OF some old
relic some one has of walnut, cherry
or other valuable wood the antique
and historic value Of piece several
times exceeding the monetary one.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

prevalent disease, and |
know of men who have lost
200 head of hogs when a
little preventive at the
proper time would have
saved hundreds of dollars.
You know the old saying,
IAN ounce of prevention
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03
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LOCAL AND PERSONAL.

= + i + + + + + + + i + + + +
j. j. Lewis says that he has reap
ed quite reward from about 40
laying hens in the month of Janu-
ary. He got 35 dozen eggs from
the use of Bessie B. Carswelrs
Rockledge Egg Tonic.
Kirk Knox has built beautiful
modern Black Walnut Colonial
Bedstead the past week in and
with the assistance of the Voss
Wood Shop.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

A small crowd Of Extras people
attended the dance at Wiota Friday
evening. A prize was given to the
best dancers, Miss Mary Johnson
and Bernie Thielen.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Miss Ivah Anciaux is recovering
rapidly from "a siege with scarlet
fever. The home is under quaran-
tine, but none of the rest of the
family have contracted the disease.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

stead of expensive stock
and poultry powders. Care
for hogs and poultry and
keep them free from dis
ease, worms, lice, ETC..
without expensive manu-
featured preparations. OF
all the hogs that die only
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-02-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Walter E. Potts
autoed to Elk Horn, Monday, where
Mr.. Potts went to attend meet
ing of the Shipping Association of
which he is Director.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
Notice to Taxpayers

Notice is hereby given that the tax roll for the year, 1921, has been completed and delivered to me at the Bank of Alaska.
 All municipal taxes are now due and payable at the said Bank and all taxpayers are hereby duly notified that taxes will be- come delinquent on the 26th day of December1921 at 6 o'clock p. m. of said day, and unless paid prior thereto, five per cent (5%) will be added to the amount thereof. Dated this 10th day of Novem- Der, 1921, at Wrangell, Alaska.
 G. w. UPSHAW,
 City Treasurer.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17

Manhattan, taking in what is common ly known as New York city, left off thriving law practice to enter the army. He entered the first officers training camp at Plattsburg in 19l7, was commissioned major and served overseas as commander of the Three Hundred and Second engineers, Sey- enty-seventh division. Following his discharge in April, 1919, he organized the Three Hundred and Second engin- eers post of the American Legion and was prominent in the work of that or ganization until he actively entered politics, when as he was holding an elective office and trying for another, he was unable to hold any Legion of flee because of the service organiZa- tion's ruling.
 F. H. LaGuardia, president of the New York board of aldermen, major in the air service during the war, on his defeat pledged his full support to Mir. Curran. John Purroy Mitchei former mayor of New York, entered the air service shortly after his de. feat for reelection in 1917 and like wise became major in the air serv. ice, in which capacity he met his death.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17

In the United States Commission CTS Court, Wrangell precinct, First Division of Alas ka-in pro- bate.
 In the matter ot the Estate of Har- ry Nakamoto, deceased.
 NoTIcE TO CREDITORS
 Notice is hereby given that |, L. M. Churchill, was on the 22nd day of October duly appointed Ad- lninistrator of the above named Es- tate of Harry Nakamoto, deceased. All persons having claims against said estate are hereby required to present same duly verified to the undersigned. at Wraneell. Alaska, within six months from the date of this Notice.
 Dated at Wrangell, Alaska, this z4th day ot October, 1921.
 L. M. CHURCHILL,
 Administrator. First Publication, October 27. Last Publication, November 24.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17

ant director of athletics at Leiand Stanford University, Palo Alta, Cal.
 A veteran of the Boer war, during which he served with the English, Maloney kept in condition during the days of the A. E. F. Leaving off the training of varsity athletes at Stan ford, he became director of athletics at Camp Fremont. Cal. Later he went to France as supervisor of the athletic entertainment of the Eighth Infantry, and when the big inter-allied games were held in the Pershing stadium, Paris, In the spring of 1919, he was in charge of the American team which swept everything before it. Maloney is commander of Fremont post, the American Legion.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
Local Post Defeats BayvieW at
 Basketball

Wrangell made it three straight by taking the final game of the series played here by the Bay view basketball team with local players last week when the Am erican Legion defeated the visi- tors by a score of 23 to 20 on the evening of Armistice Day. Both teams worked hard for the vic- tory. The Legion boys went into the game with very little practice although they had the advantage in size, and the game was close enough to be decidedly interest ing. The first half ended in a score of 13 to 12 for the Legion and the last, part of the second half was characterized by a des- perate attempt on the part of the Bayview men to win by rough play. They had been some time in making a basket and it looked like an easy victory for the home team. Then the visitors put forth their final effort to raise their score and it was a hard scramble from then on with plenty of ex- citement, but while they added 8 to their score, the home boys did better.
 The following represented the Legion in the game: George Syl- vester, center, Ellery Carlson and Eddie Lynch, forwards, Char. lie Moore and Earl Gay, guards, with Harry Coulter substitute for Earl Gay in the second half. Fred Lewis and George North rope were referees.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17

American Legion headquarters when his final honorable discharge was in his hands. He is the father of four children. including twins.
 The sailor made two trips around the world before the World war. Dur ing 1t he was on the first United States sub chaser to cross the Allan tic He spent the winter of 1917-1S in the waters off the Azores, and later was detailed as adjutant to organize a naval unit at Columbia university, New York. He established his gun pointing record in 1908 by getting ten hits in ten shots in seventeen sec onds at battle range. On discharge he was chief torpedo man in the fleet naval reserve.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
Poet lmmortaIized Hemp.

Longfellow has immortaliZed the uses of hemp in his famous poem. "The Ropewalk," in which he makes us see the rope made into a swing for two lovely maidens, the tightrope for the tired, spangled girl of the cheap street vaudeville show, the cord that the old bell ringer pulls when he rings the monday hour; through his eyes we see the schoolboy flying his kite, the farm. CTS wife drawing a bucket of cool wa ter from the well on the old homestead and many other beautiful pictures.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17

for the doubtful a m u S e ID e n { of sleepy bucks but which h a p pill y spread by War de- partment order to include the majors and colonels, did nothing to wreck the constitution
 or disposition Of Harry w. Ma loney, once the
 World war aSSiS-
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
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The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
Federal Power Commission

In compliance with the Federal Wat. CT Power Act Al Stat, l063) notice is hereby given that Mr. Maurice D. Lee hey, 620 Alaska Building, Seattle, Washington, has filed application on behalf of J. G. Calvin, for power de- velopment on Aarons Creek, which discharges into the northeasterly shore of Blake Channel at a point about four miles east of The Narrows and lI miles southeast of Wrangell, Alaska. Any objection to such application, or re- quest for hearing thereon, together with any briefs. reports, or other data for which consideration is desir ed, should be submitted to the Executive Secretary, Federal Power Commission, Washington, D. c.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17

To Whom It May Concern This is to give notice that after this date will not be responsible for any debts contracted by my wife, Leila Nevill, she having left my bed and board.
 J. L. Nevill. Wrangell, Alaska,
 November 3, 1921.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
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Get Out of the Rut Occasionally.

Get Out of the Rut Occasionally.
 There is sometimes no harm, and often bucketful of joy, in just being real foolish for spell. And many a time it loosens up the strings of the heart to be extravagant, even, like the country boy at the circus who said |: "Ive got 15 cents, and I'm goin' to spend it all on peanuts, and I don't give durn who knows it, nuther."
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17

SILVER BLACK FOXES FOR SALE A few good pairs good stock Silver Black Yukon Foxes for sale at their pelt value. Address S. E. Chambers, Carcross, Yukon Territory.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17

record in gun pointing to his credit, William s. Wilson, Westfeld, Mass, has retired from a life of thrills and travel to that of a front. porch citizen.
 Now I'll have a chance to get acquainted W 1 t h my family" Will son rote [ h e
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
TRACY CHESTER RAVENS High Art Interior Decorator

Nearly a quarter of century fo practical experience in some of the best shops in America, supple ment d by courses of study in the art schools of Boston, New York. aud Washington, D. C.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
Notice to Trespassers

Having leased Sokolof island, also known as Brushy island, for d fox farm, and having released a number of foxes on said island, I hereby give notice to all hunters and trappers to stay off said is- land.
 D. N. Mcdonald.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17

sought their par ty' S nomination for mayor of New York re cen { l y. One of them. Hen- ry H. Curran, won out in the contest, with an eX-Service conrade, F. H. LaGuardia a close second.
 MT. Curran, at present president of the borough of
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
Wants to Get Even.

"When a lazy man has to work" said Uncle Eben, "de first job he wants is dat of policeman to keep other folks fun violatin' antiloafn' laws"
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
GOT TEN HITS IN TEN SHOTS
Pointing, w. S. Wilson Retires From the Navy.

With sixteen years of service in the United States navy and the worlds
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
LEGION MAN UP FOR MAYOR
Henry H. curran Wins Nomination In New York City, With comrade
 Pressing Close Second.

Two service men of the World war were among the four candidates who
The Wrangell sentinel., 1921-11-17
ATHLETICS HIS STRONG WORK
Harry MaIoney American Legion Post Commander, Leads Team to Vic
 tory in Big Games.

The old "setting up" exercises of the army, invented primarily, thnv alleged
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-07-30
BODY OF MOLINE
BOY IN NEW YORK

Mr.. and Mrs. August Nave, resi-
dents OF South Moline, are in re-
ceipt of a telegram from Hoboken,
n. j., stating that the body of their
son, Anil Nave, has arrived in that
city.
Anil was killed in France, Oct.
4, 1918. The remains are to be
brought home for interment, par
ticulars of the funeral to be given
later.
Private Nave was born in South
Moline and was 81 years old at the
time of his death. Previous to- has
entering the service ne was en-
ployed at tho Harvester plant. lie
was a member of Moline lodge, No
235, L. o. o. NJ. Surviving him are
the parents, three brothers, Frank
Louis and August, all residing IN
South Moline, and three sisters
Mrs. Harry Odendahi and Mrs. VII
liam Little of SOUTH Moline, anu
Mabel at home. Private Nave serY-
ed in Company G, 59th infantry.