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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1921-05-12

REPORT OF JAMES W. ASSOCIATION
Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin, April 49, 1921
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son on February 15115-17 Dsi
Ean County
address Welcome By Mayor
appointed bylaws
The Agiculturs the upon
county
Mr. the subject testing ubercular cattle rural plan
Meeting adjourned until February
February
M Nee called order sRn by President Ega ,.s.hn the
the subject Regulating the Heavy Truck Traffic Upon High
plenty evidence large
ing the discussion that followed suggested that Mr. Hi Highway
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possible
to meet a The h psss of Gr s c 2e1 le ut s
afternoon @ the sa G submitted his
=, The 10 loving resolution was introduced:
WHEREAS the the
CRATIC" Sc R Res a the tA SFsfe County Boards do hereby
estate M ae and that no @ o
Be RT o af b Pny Reg snd D
y copy Of this sa resolution a to the legislature
! Meeting adjourned to $50 A. February 17th 1921
County FARM Asylum
Mo- sA fssG ang to
Committee t r Sesp' 'o"
county Boss Ro1
b FIX 5sf6 @ 4 and IT ~
for the Of officials 5
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RESOLVED That the opposed TIA
Be VI tRaE a 6E of c6mnes 5
be and hereby instructed all honorable
4 motion to table the resolution
Motion to adopt resolution carried % against.
s @ n h n
@ n otet SesS te a brought " gu" roads
WHEREAS The building maintenance roads
Destroyer a f oad b a T be e n ae has @ by
done by the Legislature protect roads
BE IT RESOLVED That the Wisconsin County
and the that cam haued over
FtG Tat Fl be ss R srS a5 nTs
ance the different Highways Estate town.
protect the pubi nsme nf n
RESOLVED That the Legislature is requested to pro-
penalties the oan any he laws or r rsu
aions public
the Sc N III Ss S
Resolution adopted
Resolution No. =
Hns es RG25 7 bs s s s n
almost people
demanding theLgtre of
lit has
Since the speculation wild
inflated
| have been falling to lower and
The shrnkage individual
corporations that all alike
people
rucion ~ ~ 90 40 ~ -0N0'
year Of the public service appealing
the declining prices has granted to the Gas
be paid by the people under existing
he
BE IL RESOLVED That
of
mission and the members thereof granting these these
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26
TENNIS COURTS
ARE RENOVATED
RIDENBAUGH COURTS GET MANY
IMPROVEMENTS FENCE is Re-
BUILT, COURTS TAPPED.

If hard work counts for anything
the University tennis courts should
soon be on a par with any in the
conference, excepting only the hard
surfaced plots. The athletic depart
ment has kept crew of men busy on
the courts for the last two weeks,
and already they are showing a great
Improvement
The courts in front of Richbaugh
hall have been refenced with ball
proof fence, all the weeds have been
removed, the courts leveled and
rolled until they are now In the
now in the best of shape for accur-
ate playing.
The courts have cinder and clay
surface which packs into hard
springy surface, making them ex-
tremely fast and easy to play on.
Work has been done on both the
single and double courts. New tape
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26
CITY NEWS in BRIEF

DR.. J. P. Brown, Chiropractor is
now located in A. S. Miller Bldg,
rooms and 5. Hours / p m. to p.
m. 172-177
Good second hand car for sale.
Four cylinder touring model. Will
make fine bug or is in good shape
to use as it is. Price extremely
easonable. Call 201-J. 172-177
Paradise Lodge, No. II A. F. and A.
M, special, Tuesday, April 26, 1921.
Work in Third degree. Refreshments.
174-177
Ship your poultry to the Inland
Poultry house. We pay the top price.
prompt remittance, 713 N. Monroe,
Spokane, Washington. 176-181
Carefully selected fresh eggs for
preserving, University Poultry Farm.
Call 359N or 123R. 177-182
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+ CITY NEWS +
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r--Idaho--Tonight and Wed
nesday, fair and warmer.
A Dygert returned home Monday
noon from Portland where he has
been under the care of DR.. r. C. COT
fey in Portland hospital He comes
home much improved and seems to be
we'll on the road to recovery
Mrs. Viola Broezel left Moscow
Tuesday for Wisconsin to visit hel
mother she expects to be absent
about three months
Mr.. and Mrs NJ C. Priddy OF
Stockton, California are Moscow
visitors They came in their car and
report the roads to be much better
than they expected.
S. H. Tritt left Monday afternoon
for Denver, Colorado. From there he
goes to Texline, Texas on business
trip. He expects to be gone about
five weeks.
R r.. Sherfey returned home Sun
day from Spokane where he has been
with Mrs. Sherfey who is i'll in a
Spokane hospital. He reportes her to
be improving very nicely.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. c. Stillinger are
moving to their country home for the
summer. DR.. G. W. Gail and family
will occupy the Stillinger home in
town.
James Pinfield of Lewiston was a
Moscow business visitor Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs Charles Clark enter
tanned Judge and Mrs. E. C. Steele
and Mrs. G.. D. Hodge at delight
full dinner at their home Sunday eve
ming.
Mrs CHARLIE Stevens and two chill
dren returned to their home at Win
chester Monday after several days
visit at the home of her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. John E. Randall.
Miss Olive Jain Of Genesee was a
guest at Ridenbaugh hall.
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has been laid on one Of the courts
and the department promises that by
next Saturday all the courts will be
equipped with new tape.
The courts behind the Administra-
ton building will be completely re-
novated as soon as the wrk is COM
pleted on the main courts.
The athletic department is par
ticularly anxious that no one play
on the dirt courts when they are wet,
for a few minutes playing when the
surface has been softened by rain,
will do more harm to them than the
can remedy in a week.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

Joe Richards of Spokane was
. Moscow visitor Monday
Miss Kate Driscoll entertained a
la charming bridge party Thursda
: afternoon. The afternoon was a de
lightful one and much enjoyed by al
: Mrs. Edgar C. Steele carried off tn
!; prize of the the afternoon. An elegan
luncheon was served by the hostess.
) Clay Albright of Juliaetta is i'll il
} a local hospital He underwent al
operation Tuesday morning. Clay i
a nephew of G.. T. Albright of tn
United Motor Co.
4 J. M Greenfield of Boise was
Moscow business visitor Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Mulfinger en-
tertained at a delightful dinner party
Saturday evening. The event was tt
celebrate Mrs Mulfinger's birthday
The table was beautifully decorated
in spring flowers and all ablaze with
| lights. Covers were laid for twelve.
James Bumgarner has purchased &
lot on Asbury street and is building 9
modern bungalow
! d. E. Eddleman of Spokane is q
Moscow business visitor.
Mr. and Mrs. L. T. Jackson OF
Blaine entertained Mrs. John E. Ran
DALI Misses Matte and Eva Randall
Of Moscow and Mrs. Charles Stevens
and children of Winchester at din
ner Sunday.
James Carey of Red Lodge, Mon
tana was a Moscow visitor Monday
and Tuesday.
Rev. Charles MacCaughey returned
home Monday from St. John where he
preached Sunday.
The ladies of the Christian church
will meet Wednesday afternoon in the
church parlors. All members are re-
quested to be present.
E. H. Bucknell Of Portland, Oregon
is Moscow business visitor.
Many Of the officers and dele
gate from the missionary society of
the Presbyterian church expect to go
to Lapwai to attend the Presbyterial
to be held there Wednesday and
Thursday. Mrs. VIM. Staples was
elected delegate. Mesdames Snoddy,
Eldridge, Heckathorn and Miss Myra
moody are the officers and most of
them will attend.
Mrs. w. W. Gillett, an organizer of
the Moose lodge is spending a few
days in Moscow
Mr.. and Mrs. E. R. Sheldon of Bill
ings, Montana are spending few
days in Moscow.
L. w. Strohm from near Colfax
was a Moscow business visitor Mon
day.
K E. Fantson of Lewistown Mon
tana was Moscow business visitor
Monday.
Mrs. w. O. Sholes is confined to
her home with the mumps.
W. w. Meyer, the gentlemanly
of the Liberty theatre, has
oeen transferred to Spokane, and is
here by c. F. Coates, an
theatrical man from the
Spokane brances of the Allender line
# theatres
Mr.. and Mrs. George Sievers have
'eturned from business trip to Chi
ago.
Frank C. Jones, efficient clerk in
he Moscow post office, has returned
rom Spokane where he spent q brief
cation.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

R. M.-Joseph Steam ct. ux. Maud
j. to Herbert L. Hawkins, Avon $500
due 3-21-22, 2-6 and 3-6 less w. s.
lot 3 Town Princeton
John J. Anthony ct. ux. Maude E.
to John L. Naylor $2500 due 81 Nc
Gregor's Add Moscow
Release-The Auto Finance Co., to
Earl Williams, c-s 4-24-3O.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26
PLANTS
Special for Three Weeks

postage Pald)
Tomato-Early John Baer, zoe doz,
Earliana, 15c doz., Late Stone, 15c
doz., 100 lots, $1.0O.
Cabbage EARLY Cabbage, 1Oc doz.,
Late Cabbage, los doz., 100 lots 45c.
Pepper Plants, 25c doz., Cauli-
flower plants, Csc doz., Eggplant
plants, zoe doz., sweet potato plants,
35c doz., Pansy plants, SOC doz.
Write for prices on quantities
1000 to 5000.
MARK MEANS CO,
Lewiston, Idaho. 175-177
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

John L. Naylor eto. John ]. An
thony ct. ux. RIM 1916.
First Trust & Savings Bank Mos
cow to Ethel J. Carpenter I'm 12-4-
10.
Assignment-Ch D. Chestnut
to L. M. Shelter, RIM made by w
Claude Renfrew ct. TX Wythe Lee
1920.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

WHY BE SICK WHEN AN ELEC-
tronet health garment will keep you
well. For sale by G. A. Northrup, 226
E. 5th. Phone 205Y. 163-1S9
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

THRESHOLDS OF THEM YET AT
the home nursery, sos ~ Washing
ton, 328-R 176181
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

FOR SALE-360 ACRES 8 MILES
east of Moscow, 200 acres under
cultivation, balance pasture and tim
Der, good house and barn, well fenced
and watered. $500 per acre. terms,
with six per cent. J. o. Hill, Ri. 2,
Phone 916X3. 147-lS1
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS

DIR. W. A. ALLEN. Osteopath First
Natl. Bank Bldg. Phone 225. Res
225H
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BRICK FOR SALE-s12 a THOUS-
and, small lots. Will contract
100000 or more at $40 at the kiln. No
profiteering. T. w Graham. Phone
94O1. 174-179
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

FOR SALE-12x16 TENT. BEST
made, ia North Asbury. 176-188
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FOR SALE-MisceIIaneous

FOR SALE-A POPCORN WAGON,
100 So. Almond 177-182
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

FOR SALE-A LIMITED NUM-
Der of Mammoth Bronze turkey
eggs for Matching, 35 cents each. Call
Star Mirror 176-1S1
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GRADUATE NURSE

SYLVIA A. Kyle, Graduate Nurse
/ Phone 1851. #
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w. P. ROCK EGGS FOR HATCHING.
Females selected for high egg lay
ing type according to Hogan system.
Each pen headed by fine prize win
ming male-all Hogan Tested Write
or call u S. Miller, All 18th ST. Phone
462-Y, Lewiston, Idaho. 150-1T
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

ALL OUR FURNITURE FOR SALE
including dining room set, bed room
furniture, bookcase, rockers, etc. 531
E. Third st. Phone il. 171-178
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FOR SALF,--Reaf Estate

FOR SALE RESIDENCE LOTS on
| paved street, one block from Main.
Mrs Ella M Stewart. 156-183
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FOR SALE-POULTRY

FOR SALE-LAYERS FROM HIGH
producing stock at less than the
cost to raise them. Buy now. Uni
versity poultry farm. Call 359N or
132R. 177-178
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FOR SALE-HATCHING EGGS
full blood black Minorcas, $3.50 per
setting. Phone 391. 16b-192
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FOR SALE-AN IDEAL HOME OF

50 acres of grove land, improved,
with fine 10-room house surrounded
by 2 acres Of grove, large barn,
chicken house, garage, etc. PLENTY Of
good water one-half mile from
school, ~ miles to high school, III
miles to street car line, mile to Sun
set Blvd, four miles to Spokane. Wen
worth O,00O00-price $4,000, 90.
Will sell or trade for Moscow prop
erty or land in vicinity. Fred Frese,
Rt. 1, Spokane. Wash. Terms to suit
per cent. 1861
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FOR SALE-AUTOMOBILES

1913 FORD TOURING CAR IN Al
condition, with practically new tires.
shock absorbers, chains, etc. United
Motor Co. 174-179
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FOR SALE-A FIVE PASSENGER
REQ car in No. condition, looks
like new Inquire Mulfinger's South
Main. 169-182
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FOR SALE-RESIDENCE ON COR
ner Of "a" and jefferson. Mrs. Ella
M Stewart. 156-1S3
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FOR SALE-FRUIT TREES, GOOD
variety at the Idaho Feed yard.
172-177
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

WHITE ROCK SETTING EGGS.
Mrs. o. H. Schwarz, Phone II.
162-177
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FOR RENT-A ROOM PHONE
24R. 175-18O
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

FOR SALE OR TRADE-A SNAP 800
acres Alberta land. S22 per acre.
Takes land improvements and full
equipment. $28 on trade. Lewis G.
Howard, Cereal, Alta, Canada. 155-182
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

WAN TED-P AIN SEWING.
Phone 429-Y 177-179
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26

WANTED-WORK BY HIGH
School boy in afternoons. Phone
148-L. 177-182
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FOR RENT-TWO ROOMS, STEAM
heat. Business Block. Call 100.
17l170
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FOR SALE-15O ACRES MILES
south of Troy, on main travelled
road on the American Ridge. Prac-
tically all under cultivation, good
house and barn, with good water
system. This place is in A No. l con-
dition for big crops and lays fine.
Will sell at bargain if sold soon.
Reason for selling on account OF my
wife's health as she must move to
some other locality. Easy terms
act quick For further information
write or see A. E. Peterson, Rt. l.
159-2O5
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1921-04-26
PIANO TUNER
VETERINARY

DIR. e. T. BAKER, VETERINARIAN
Sixth and Washington. Phone z43
DR.. J. d. ADAMS-Veterina Dr.
J. s. Thompson 10 charge. Phone
I2J-L.
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
DIpN'1 HAVE TO HAVE PROOFS
kaocsd Lady Had Confidence In the
Ability OF Witnesses to Sustain
Her Charge.

A southern magistrate had before
I'M as Il complaining witness col
nd woman who had caused to be
I,ld man on the charge that he had
nscked her with a pair Of scissors.
He mighty neah gouged my eye
IT ledge" she said. "He poked me
the face with them scissors, 1edge.
NJ once, but TO- or five times. He
st cut up my face like 1t was a yard
nbbon. There amt no mo- danger
s man alive, jedge."
me magistrate looked her over.
b had wide, smooth, yellow face
hi did not have a mark on 1t. He
u her to repeat her story. and she
Cent through II again, telling how the
kan had slashed her face with that
alr Of scissors.
But" said the judge, there isn't
mark on your face"
Marks. she exclaimed Indignantly.
Yirks What care fo' marks, lemme
n yo' that? l got witnesses. / tell
mr.
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
COMPANION KNEW "oLD BIRD"
inquiry Brought Instant Response
conslderably Embarrassing to
Youthful New Teacher.

1 was Just out OF college and had
gone for the first time to teach in a
high school. 1 had not yet lost nv
college girl propensity for seeking to
extract fun out Of everything, whether
serious or comic. A formal meeting of
the faculty of the city was in progress
with the prominent school men-super-
intendent, commissioners, and princi-
pals-seated on the platform. Among
them was severe-looking old peda-
gogue with a long white, flowing beard.
Next to me sat sedate woman
whom l rashly had taken to be new
member of the faculty.
l turned to her with what | sup-
posed to be an infectious burst of con.
hdence and giggled: who's the old
bird with the whiskers?"
The woman turned her face directly
Toward me, looked me up and down,
with an expression that CONCEALED the
blood within me, and said, curtly :
MY father Chicago Tribune.
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
Remarkable whlskers.

A hair-raising adventure is recount
ed by a London actor, Arthur Bour-
chier. who once, being cast for the
part Of Henry VIII. determined to grow
a beard suitable for the role. He took
a three-weeks' vacation and retired into
darkest Cornwall upon this mission.
emerging at the end of the period
with considerable progress visible.
However, 1t seemed best to repair to
hairdresser for little Fastening
treatment. All went well until one
weekend at Northumberland, when
Mr.. Bourchier decided to bathe In the
sea. Alas for the chemistry of ocean
waters mingled with hair tonic-his
whiskers when he next beheld them
were dazzling green! He returned
to London in haste, with head bowed,
and before the play was presented
the hairdresser was able to apply
counteractive chemicals enough to give
him less striking appearance.
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
A Feeling of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs
Such medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. kidney, liver and bladder remedy
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses
1t is not recommended for everything.
1t is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need q medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes. medium and large.
However. if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr..
kilmer 4 Co.. Binghamton, N. Y, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Advertiseme
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
Lr1lY REFUSED TO "sLIOE"
...,v Lady's Dignity Was Hurt by
o,ouest Made to Her by Fol-
low Passenger.

no was one of those fussy little old
Ion all prlmped and with her hair
! curl. , ,o ..oo.
,arol men-yes, there are some who
m respect gray hairs on n street car
y, nm and offered a seat. She nc.
.oted one gentlemanly proffer. but
Es,.t keep the seat long. When she
~ snally found repose n woman
I'd to her said:
.would you mind sliding over just
81, nlease? Then another lady can
a,e seat
uer gray.haired majesty rose to
Inv heights. -
/ .S,ide? Slider" she sputtered. 81
an not slide. I will arise and take
= body elsewhere"
And. sulting her actions to her word,
!. arose and took her body up to the
Loot OF the car, where her dignity
,old not be assaulted by a request to
,Me-Indlanapolis News.
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
OLD SAYING PROVED UNTRUE
For Once, at Least, Physician Was
Willing to Take His Own
Medicine.

They say" remarked George L.
Fallon, the noted aeronaut, on the
Aquitania, "that doctors never take
their own medicine, and in my youth !
believed that lie.
Once, however. I made a very
stormy passage across the Atlantic,
and got frightfully seasick. The ships
doctor, a genial young chap, prescribed
champagne for me, half bottle twice
u day, and say. l wish you could have
seen the perfect and unfailing regu-
larity with which that young medlco
would drop In at the appointed hour
and join me in carrying out his pre-
scription.
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
MOTHER! MOVE
CHlLO'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

hurry mother! Even a sick cbud
r ,oVes the fruity' taste of "CallfornIa
fie syrup and it never fails to onan
the bowels. A teaspoonful todav pon
prevent sick child tomorrow. If con.
stipated. bilious, feverish, fretful has
coid' collie, or if stomach is sour
tongue coated, breath bad, remember
good cleansing of the little bowels ia
often all that is necessary.
ASK your druggist for genuine "Cal,.
iorhin Fig Syrup which has directions
tor babies and children of all ages
printed on bottle. Mother! You must
say California or you may get an
imitation Zig syrup.-Adyertisement
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
Blessings Of Obscurlty,

Doesn't 1t make you dlscontented
rad about movie stars getting $2,-
weekT'
Sometimes 1t does" said the citizen
pose income is $1,000 u year. 'but,
the other hand, 1t Is a lot Of salts
aion for me to know that I don't
We to tell an inquisitive public what
al, what l wear, how 1 amuse my
In my leisure moments and the
met state of my affections from day
day."
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
Only on "Appro."

In one of our ancient towns which
Is recently been the scene of O
leant, praty Of Americans was be
conducted over the admirable alb
H.
The age Of this part and that were
Elnted out by a learned attendant
b, at length: THAT arch" said he
nay possibly go back to Alfredo and
Hvard."
Don't you like it?" said n guest
Famptly.
The attendant explained that he did
1 understand.
Why are you sending 1t back, any.
nv, Doesn't 1t suit you?"
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
Nature Studies.

Mrs. Porcupine-I understand that
all the great nations of the earth are
considering disarmament.
Mr.. Porcupine-Well, they can talk
about disarmament all they've mind
to, but these here Qullls of mine are
going to stick right on my back.
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
Called to Order.

Father (sternly, at breakfast the
next morning.:
"You are not under the Impression
that you are living in Norway. slr?'
His Son and Heir-Er-no W-what
makes you usk me?
Father-Nothlng only from the
time you got in last night l concluded
you thought this was the land of the
midnight son. See that you are not
out later than ten tonight, or you will
hear from me.
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
Pulled Throuuh.

iour son has settled down to hard
bwk."
'ies,' said the proud father. "Tm
20 now that had confidence In the
When he took to playing the
-aele and stepped on the gas when
wasn't dancing. got bit discour-
% but kept telling mother not to
V, that he'd make u man out Of
nself yet"
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
No Interference.

''Didn't you see Jimmy?" demanded
Mrs. Jones.
Il did," said Mr.. Jones. HE was
playing ball, and when saw him he
was on second base"
"Well, why didn't you bring him
homer"
'My dear, 1 wasn't in the game. It
was up to the batter to bring him
home."-Chicago Herald.
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
Foolish Question,

Careless Ike-Any of you fellows
see pair of leggings around here?
Boston Mike-Well, as there are
about two hundred men in this CON-
pany and they all wear leggings,
don't suppose 1t would surprise them
any if they did see pair.-The Leath-
ernecf
The Dolores star., 1921-12-23
Foul PIay,

The Scottish bowling team is ac-
companied by band Of pipers which
plays prior to every Important match.
The general opinion is that this gives
very unfair advantage to the
Northerners, who are used to 1.-THE
Passing Show uOndOn).
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cutleura for Pimplx Eaes.,

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash on in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to in
clude Cuticura Talcum. Advertisement.
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Those Pencil Marks,

Sunday School Teacher-"Who was
1t saw the handwriting on the wall,
Bobby2" Bobby-"The landlord.
Life.
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Give Him a Chance,

Vueen Gabby-You keep me awake
@snt talking In your sleep.
nmg-Well, you had better give me
snance to talk little during the
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long as you refrain from saving
nmg you keep the other fellow