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The Washington times., 1921-04-30
rHE Knox resolution will un-
doubtedly be passed. And, of

VILE AhOA ICoOAutiOh WA AL
doubtedly be passed. And, OF
course, the President will sign it.
Thus really ends the great war, so
far as America is concerned.
Two years and more have been
worse than wasted in a ridiculous
pretense that we were still at war
with the defunct German imperial
government and the destroyed Aus
trian monarchy-two years spent in
making technical war upon two
corpses.
A strange mixture of comedy and
tragedy, at which one can laugh
while he signs.
The reservations in regard to Ger
man property are largely technical
safeguards. They will doubtless
serve to protect some persons who
made disgraceful and dishonorable
and probably criminal misuse of the
opportunities to loot the riches
seized by the Custodian of Alien
Property. But in the main justice
will finally be done and the treaty
which bound us not to seize the
property of German aliens will be
honorably observed in the long run.
After so much talk about the
sanctity of treaties and so much
horror over the violation of the neu-
trality treaty of 1880, we are not
apt to persist in making our own
treaty of 1923 scrap of paper. That
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
Japanese Press
X. C.. B.

Journalism In Japan in it's modern sense is a
little ATTY years old, although II had existed
in a crude ard incipent form for nearly three cen
turtles. During the Tokugawa shogunate there
appeared In Toxic occasional news letters con-
tanning the latest scandals In town and happen
inns ~ the shoSun court These sheets were
popularity called Yomiuri. meaning sold by hawk
Ing about" and were printed from wooden nlocks.
The first japanese daily newspaper properly so
called appeared at Iok johanna in 1871, aud was
called the Yokohama Manachi. II was followed
in quick succession by the Nichi.nichi In 1917.
and Hoehi In lS13 the Yemiuri In 1874. and 40 on
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
Wanted, School
for Doctors

N EDICAL science is largely i'm
agination and Judgment. 1t is
Ava INTUITION rather than
SCIENCE.
SURGERY is an EXACT science,
like carpentering or house building.
The surgeon knows what he is doing,
Must what he will find, barring patti
illogical complications, when he
cuts into the tissues. He knows
where he may and may not cut.
In the United States, as rule, the
surgeon is boss of the job, the fam
lily" doctor meekly .obeys' the sur
geon who knows comparatively little
about the patient.
The purpose of this editorial is
to advocate a School of Diagnosis,
not for young boys that want to be
doctors, but for doctors already
practicing, of whom many know as
little about diagnosis as the child in
the cradle.
Only a few diseases show them
selves plainly on the surface. The
doctor usually depends upon what
the patient says. The patient exag-
gerates or minimizes habitually, usu-
ally cannot describe symptoms or
troubles. Children are unable to
help the diagnosis.
A first-class diagnostician requires
real genius, and actual intellectual
x-ray eye. Some doctors have it.
but very few. THE GOVERNMENT
SHOULD PAY THEM TO TEACH
OTHER DOCTORS. They should
EXAMINE other doctors, and from
time to time remove from medical
work and put at work more con-
>genial and useful such doctors as
prove hopelessly incapable of becom-
ing moderately competent diagnos-
ticians.
DR.. Joseph Blake, who established
so great reputation here and in the
war, and DR.. Charles Peck, of Roose-
welt Hospital, should devote their
talents exclusively to surgical dag
nosis, performing operations only oc-
casionally in order to combine prac-
tice with theory.
DR.. Kerley, of New York, and DR..
. Abt, of Chicago. should teach doc
..knrs to diagnose children's diseases.
School of Diagnosis, the
men would use their energies
genius in the teaching and de-
oping Of other doctors. A DR..
ieolitz DR.. Evans, DR.. Eckstein.
r. Lehman. at least one on the
m of Johns Hopkins University,
I'D dozen others should be drafted
INV the Government as teachers Of
diagnosis and protectors of public
health"
The Washington times., 1921-04-30

ion is that DR. Moonsbein scientifically errs
in not having the appendix removed. IL
ship, but in this case Elasticity Is better
on without any kin at all. 1t would have
been just as well to have added Pro-
pinquity. Under my theory Of Elias
ITCHY. which is too great science TO
apply to vulgar humanity and to su-
tomobile tires, there is no end Of space,
The resiliency of the atmosphere leaves
no residuum, but stretches even beyond
the point at the North Pole reached By
Dr. Cook cox and the gumdr9 2sn ne e.. sea- e..
quimsuK busy so that they would not
watch the exact spot he marked as the
pole. .rt
realize that it Is very. difficult to put
my theories into words understood by the
common herd. II may be necessary for
me. therefore, to employ Hell Maria
DAWES to make the matter perfectly
plain. Before doing that. however,
am anxious to appear before the Monday
OYSTER. and prove this discovery, as
Admiral PEARY did when he ran head
I carry no gumdrops with me. but I
demand justice. scientifically,
DIR. BEASTLY LATE.
This letter of DR.. Late seems to
indicate serious differences among
the scientists on elasticity. The
theory of DR.. Moonshein seems to
apply more to mundane matters,
such as the extension of remarks
in the Congressional Record, the
consciences of bootleggers, and the
claims of auto tire manufacturers.
That of DR.. Late deals with the
elasticity of space and is as clear
to ordinary minds as the theories Of
DR.. EINSTEIN.
We gotta give everybody q
chance to get hold of these new
theories and therefore welcome con-
tributions from noted and unnoted
nuts of H and S.
WOULD BE A FUNNY WORLD.
Sometimes we get to thinking,
What a world this would be.
II every bloomin sucker
Could see things as we see.
There wouldn't be no arguments
There wouldn't be no fights
Wed all be owners of banks
Or fishermen getting good bites.
NJ. r. X
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
ROssELL's DIAGONAL.

ROSSELL'S diagonal word problem
proved mighty interesting for active
minded fans. and there is oull by
them for more. The truth is. the fans
like something difficult. All faas
write that our problems are mental
food and the man or woman wishing
h. sharpen a keen mind buckles right
down to the problems.
Here is the answer as given by
RossalI and the fans.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30

" = > I tHto W
Washington to
warn you that
! made thus
d ! Q C o v e y
twenty = thr e
years ago IN
my wood On oil
in S C h e n e c.
tady, N. y,
and shall lake
steps 20 Dro-
tect my rights
in Elasticity II
not in Con-
9 a n q U | nifty.
T h e oreticaily
speaking, The
Relatively ~
I h e Consan-
guinity in no
ma amer Affects
the Elasticity.
and my nm
The Washington times., 1921-04-30

Adam never spent his coin on
pretty clothes and hats for Eve.
but let her doll up as best she
could with leaves. Perhaps she
cried for pretties. but we know
he never gave a WRAP.
HARPER'S FERRY.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
KEEPING EN- ON THE FARM.

KEEPING 'EM ON THE FARM.
when Jud MCGEE came back from France
Pa said to Ma McGee-
How're we going to keep Jud hum.
Now that he's seen Psree?
Then Ma MCGEE she winked at Pa
And said to him-"Til bet
Wen have no trouble to keep Jud hum
II you hire a fsrmerette."
q. INA FRIEKE.
Bystander-Does that mule ever
kick you. Joe?
Joe-No, sab, but he sometimes
kicks where | jes been.
HAIG e. HAIG.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30

or course. law has its limi-
tations same as thin dime
in Monte Carlo. Surf
side sheriff may collect sand
soubrette for wearing i'm
modest bathing kimono. But
judge may have to discharge
her for lack of evidence.
Remember 1898 bathing
girls sby Gibson, Christy.
Heinz, Harrison Fisher,
Aunt Jemina, and other
artists too famous to mem
ton? Those ancient gals
wore costumes that were so
ugly that they were modest.
Only a double decade has
evaporated since then, and
swimming girls have shed
all clothes, one by one.
That is, they started to
shed EN-, one by one. Re-
Gently they have increased
the cadence.
Girl wants swimming
OUTFIT now. Pipes nice,
short, deleted. cancelled in
visible bathing outft in
IL appeals to her bright
eyes. Goes into store. Meets
saleslady.
That's nice bathing frock
In window. Oh. chess. Very
nice. What cost? Eighty
dollars. Goodi Here's money.
Buys 1t. Paid for II. Re-
longs to her. Does she
take II out OF window?
Nope. Leaves II in window
and goes down to beach to
take swim on sand.
what do you think OF my
new frock. Minnie? Awful.
Can't see IL.
which makes II very
stylish
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
. WOULD BE A FUNNY WORLD.

1t kinder makes fellow
thirsty when he gets letter
from a friend saying, II am sit
ting in the mountains drinking
in the sweet moonshine." He
doesn't say whether IL is the
lunar or corn variety, but It, all
sounds suspicious.
RANDOLPH b.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30

Seaside presidents an
nounce that every immodest
swimming gown will be
confiscated on sight. Don't
think you are ported II you
pipe barrel with legs scamp
ering up front walk. It's
wiley touring home from
Atlantic City.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30

America is a peculiar sort of
desert. Here the Camel Tags"
first. although man does lots of
putting at times.
HARPER'S FERRY.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
If WATER WAS

water Ia a wondrous blessing.
Good for making seas and lakes
II would bring ten bucks per gallon,
II u made n guy sec snakes
Its good for skating when its froze.
hut no good for decorating
II won't color up a nose.
Good for people when they are sick.
IL would be our Ereatest treasure,
II n only had q Kick.
POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
kDR. BEAsTLY LATE CLAIMS
DISCOVERY OF ELASTICITY
THEORY OF DIR. MOON0HElN
ONORED EDITOR:

HONORED EDITOR:
Having received sov,Ges tnat your
nounced his discovery of the new theory
of the "Conssnguinity OF Elasticity" I
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
LOVE.

LOVE.
I'm in love with the mother of my best girl,
And the mother is in love with me.
Although love this sweet and precious
pearl,
The kisses of her mother set my brain
awhrl
But IL were to choose between the both
of them.
I'd lead a most unhappy life,
For this girl. you see. Ia only THREE,
And the mother of this girl IL my wife.
CONTINENTAL.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
OH, YOU RASPBERRY!
Who said: washington, first
in war, first in peace; last in
the American League
+. F.. HAILES.

Tommy's uncle asked him the name
of Mays new fellow.
~ calls him April Showers" re-
piled Tommy.
why so?"
Because he brings May flowers
II. and IL.
go to the dentist today"
Yes"
ANY relief"
Yves, the dentist wasn't in"
INA. JAZZ BABY.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
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LATEST FROM .VAMPOo BAY

Who Is the Judge from Oklahoma,
Who decided It is not wrong
For girl TO camp on sweetie's lap,
While she listened to his songs.
why that's wise old geyzer.
Who has tried the game himself,
And knows no girl can love a boy
II she hides upon a shelf. AL FALfA.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30

Answers come from JUNGLE HAP
PY." II. i. r, Lanham, Md; HENEf
+ SMITH (who compliments RosSelD,
.RRIDGEPORT" NJ =. THYSON,
"REFLIPE w. THUNEZ," RANDOLPH
BELFIELD. "SICK L. PEAR. ~
TELLEM," and "OLD TIMER the
latter rhyming his answer very clev-
erly.
Some Of the fans substitute few
words different from Rossells but all
being correct. "Old Timer" used
'Berk shire" for Blue Ridge, and so on.
JOE CONKLIN, much-liked con-
trib, is in a Washington hospital to
undergo an operation. All column
niers will wish him a speedy re-
covery.
Mary had a little clam,
She found II in her chowder.
Then followed II with peach ice cream,
Which made Mary yell the louder.
ARCADE.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
WHAT KATY DID.

WHAT KATY DID.
There was young lady name Kate,
who did snxiously watch tho front gate.
when her lover ives nigh,
To him she would fly,
whirh filled her rivals with much hate.
II SMITH.
Mr. Jones Can your wife singf
Mr.. Brown-No. but she does.
ANNA
The Washington times., 1921-04-30

Two years ago, beach dolls
were wearing two-piece
frocks. Last year they were
swathed, hampered and ban
daged in one-piece suits. And
this year? This year? Let
the worst come to the worst.
as Wilhelm said when he in
vited the crown prince to
visit his dear old daddy in
Holland.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30

The Germans get to paying
up the indemnity a good deal
like Dempsey and Carpenter
to fighting.
WAY DOWN EAST.
The Washington times., 1921-04-30
MIR. B. Baer
SPI.AsH-ME DOLLS.

Soon be time for beach
constabulary to raid sand
vamps. n advance rumors
mean nothing. the girls will
be wearing just that.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-30
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Suzanne's Defeat
 In America Still
 Bothering Europe
rRepubllcan A. p. Leased Wirel

PARIS, Nov. 29-The French Lawn Tennis federation today accepted the resignation of Captain De Joannis as a membes. and as vice president. The resignation of the captain, who was manager for Mile. Suzanne Leng- len, French woman tennis champion on her trip to America, was rendered Sunday in protest against the fed eration's condemnation of the United States Lawn Tennis association for "unjustified commentaries upon the sporting spirit of Mile. Lenglen."
 Accompanying the federation's ac- ceptance was a resolution stating the French organization had mo quar- rel with the United States Lawn Ten his association but objected to the unmeasured terms of the highest of ficiaI of American tennis branding Mile. Lengle4 as a "quitter.'
 With all due respect to the United State Lawn Tennis association" said President Wallet of the French fed eration. i've could not pass unno- ticed the letter written by it's high est officer charging Mile. Lenglen with 'feigning illness
 ''In the face of certificates from three doctors we felt Mile. Lenglen was physically unfit to play. We blamed her manager for remaining in American when he was convinced that Mile. Lenglen condition was un- fit for her to make her best efforts, and we blamed the American associa- tion for expressing the judgment that she was playing comedy.
 'sWe blamed Mile. Lenglen for the lack of sportsmanship, but the Amer ican tennis officials terms were con- sidered too sereve.'"
 Mile. Lenglen, with her mother and father. left Paris yesterday. A re- port on file at the federation head quarters, prepard by a lawyer on her behalf, says she denies having danced any evening following any match in which she defaulted. The report says however, she did dance on other eve nings because she thought it was good training.
 Concerning her alleged refusal tc play a match with President Hard ing, she authorized M. Gillou, a vice. president of the French federation to say ssshe was so i'll that day sht could not have lifted a fackuet-
 The chief controversy between tht American and French organization. appears to be over the letter said tt have been written by the chief off cial of the American organization which the French officials say wal couched in two emphatic terms.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-30

Fame often plays one false Rog- CT Hornsby, champion batsman of the National league. seems to be suffer ing from that aiFment-
 At the present time Hornsby Is playing winter ball in California. managing the los Angeles team Re gently a western scribe interviewed Hornsby as to .he comparative strength of the two major leagues
 Los Angeles is some distance from the Atlantic coast Possibly Roger didn't thing his views would be wait ed eastward There is also a chance that he might have been misquoted. Here is wha. the National league star is quoted as saying about the American league
 Mays. Faber and Coveleskie are the flower of the league when you talk about pitchers After you have named that tr.c you have run the list of stars.
 'In the National league you have to face good pitching every day. In the American circuit you only have to face a good pitcher occasionally. That is the reason it was much easier to hit in the American league last season.
 If Hornsby made the statement credited to him fame is certainly playing him lalse. For Is years l have been a close student of the
Arizona republican., 1921-11-30
SAN DIEGO HIGH SCHOOL TO PLAY PHOENIX ELEVEN ON '22 SCHEDULE

Realizing the necessity for arrang ing the yearly football schedule as carly as possible, Graduate Manager Joe Doran has -tarted booking his football games for next and complet- cd n tentative schedule for the Coy . otes.
 The proposed schedule gives the Coyotes three additional games, in ciuding a Thanksgiving game with San Diego high school. Bisbee high and Minslow are also included in the 1929 schedule.
 Manager Doran hopes to carry out tho schedule as arranged, but a few changes may be made necessary be- fore it is officially announced.
 The tentative 1922 Coyote schedule follows.
 sept. so-coyotes vs. Alumni. at Phoenix.
 oct Coyotes vs. U. of A. Fresh men. at Phoenix.
 Oct. 14-Coyotes vs. Winslow high, at Phoenix
 Oct el-Coyotes ys. Tucson high, at Tucson
 oct 2s-Coyotes vs. Indian school, at Phoenix
 Nov 4-Coyotes vs. Mesa high, at Mesa
 Nov. 11-Coyotes vs. El Paso high, nt Fl Paso-
 Nov. ls-Coyotes vs. Bisbee high. at Phoenix.
 Nov. 2s-Coyotes vs- San Diego high. at Phoenix
 The foregoing schedule gives Phoe- nix seven games at home and two games On the road
Arizona republican., 1921-11-30
Yankees To Plan
 1922 Campaign At
 TOday's Meeting

NEW YORK, Nov. 2s-Plans for the 1922 campaign of the New York American league baseball club will be considered at conferences here the next few days. Presence of Manager Miller Huggins at this time com pletcs the executive circle.
 Manager Huggins stated that efs forts would be made to sertngthen inc team. particularly in the pitching department
 Club officials said they had not the slightest intimation of the prob able action of Baseball Commissioner Judge Lanilis in the "Babe'' Ruth case and were eagerly awaiting the commissioners action- They deny runors that the famous home run hitter had been promised fabulous salary next season.
 Chief interest among the officials centers about the Yankees new park which it is hoped to complete next fall. The new stands will seat be- tween 50, ,G0o and 6e,000 persons.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-30
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WILDCATS MEET POETS
 AT TUCSON TOMORROW

TUCSON, Nov. 2s.-One of the greatest football battles in the south west will be staged tomorrow after noon at Tucson when Arizona. cham pions of the Southwestern Confer ence, go into action against Whittier College, champions of the Southern California Conference It will be the first time in the history of the two Conferences that they have fought it out for supremacy and the winning team will be entitled to a clean sweep from Dallas. Texas, to the coast This covers some patch of territory.
 The big ter-conference battle will start at 3:30 p. m-. Friday, and all Tucson will be closed for the game. The advance ticket sale started in Tucson last Saturday af- ternoon and the tickets have been selling like hot cakes. It is rumored at the University that a number of auto parties are coming in for the game from all over the entire south ern section of the state. Referring to the out-of- town fans. Colonel Barnes, the graduate manager. said. T hope they do come and 1 believe we will have room for them- This will be the greatest battle that has ever been staged on the Arizona campus. It will not only decide the championship between the two con- ferences but 1t will even up another
 matter l hope. We have played Whittier three times before this and they have two wins over us If we win this one we will even up the score in games won and lost. I have talked the Whittier team over with a man who was a spectator at the l l.. S. c. game in Los Angeles and he says that Whittier is the best team he has seen in the entire southwest ! Arizona gave the big Texas A. & NJ | team a hard run and lost by only
Arizona republican., 1921-11-30

one place kick. It is hard to say what we will do with Whittier.
 The Arizona team has had a biz year. It won the Southwestern championship with such a powerful team that not a single conferences team was able to cross the Wildcats goal line. It has rolled up a score of 427 points against opponents 30. These thirty points were made by teams outside the conference and were all made in the early season work where almost anything was likely to happen.
 The Whittier team has marched through the season without a single conference defeat in southern Cal- ifornia and has had some stiff op- position. It has managed to roll up TO points against its opponents 36- Both teams have strong scoring ma chimes and it will be a pretty battle to watch. It is being freely said down at Tucson that Arizona will probably win the game by a small margin. However, those who are in the know have nothing to say about it. McKaIe started hard work Mon day afternoon and refuses to make any statement as to what he thinks His style of play against the Whit tier team is unknown.
 The Whittier back field is fast and fairly heavy. The Arizona backfield answers just such a description as this. The two lines are about equal in weight and both fight hard either on offense or defense. Arizona has a very diversified attack and can go from one line of attack 10 another like lightning with Slonaler calling signals and piloting the team through. Whittier seems to play a fast plunging game and once they start on a march it is said that they are almost impossible to stop For once the dopesters are up in the air and do not know which way to jump-
Arizona republican., 1921-11-30
Joe German Wins
 Over Earl Baird
 In Garden Scrap

NEW YORK, Nov. 29.-Joe Cor man, Portland, Oregon. feather weight. was awarded the decision over Earl Baird. Seattle, Wash, in the first of several bouts in Madison Square Garden tonight. Baird was disqualified by the referee in the fifth round of what was to have been a ten-round bout.
 Joe Benjamin, San Francisco, re- ceived the judges decision over Pete Hartley, New York, in their 10-round bout. They are Iightweights.
 Willie Jackson, New York light weight, was given the judges deci- sion over Jimmie Hanlon, Denver in a fast 10-round bout. The crowd hooted the verdict in five minute demonstration for Hanlon, who fought fiercely on the aggressive throughout.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-30
LINCOLN GIANTS
 WANT GAME WITH LOCAL BASEBALL TEAM CHRISTMAS

The Lincoln Giants, an aggregation of colored ball tossers playing in New York semi pro circles, want to ar range a game with some Phoenix club the latter part Of December. The Giants have arranged West ern tour terminating with a series of games with the Alexander Giants al Los Angeles for the colored baseball championship.
 Local managers desirous of book ing a game with the Lincoln Giants can reach the manager of the club al 50 West 67th street. New York.
 The following letter received from Manager Carroll will interest Phoe- nix baseball fans:
 New York, Nov. 25. 1921. Ed Harrington.
 Sports Editor, The Republican,
 Phoenix, Ariz.
 Dear Sir.
 I am anxious to reach Phoenix baseball managers through you in an effort to book a December game with the best baseball team in your city.
 I am bringing the Lincoln Giants, the champion colored baseball team of the East, to California to play for the colored championship of the world, and I would like to stop on my way out and play a series of games in your city.
 I have three open dates, Dec. 23, 24 and 25, and will stop off in Phoenix of a game or series of games can be arranged.
 We have the best drawing base
 ball team on the road and if given the proper publicity we will fill your baseball park. You can not arrange a. better holiday at traction.
 Dave Salazar, who under stand is pitching in your city.
 worked against my team in Cali fornia, and knows how we can
 draw.
 I am leaving here about Dec. | 15 for the coast and if you can l arrange these games wire me at l once and write later, as I am anxious to complete my schedule. Address w. M. Carroll, Apart l ment SA, 50 West 67th street, l New York city. | Manager Haldiman of. the Whit Sox stated last night that he woul l try and arrange games with the Lin coin Giants on the open dates an wired Manager Carroll for terms.