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The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1921-11-08

the bacon.
Johnny Malina is the Lihue entry
and the Lihue fans are backing on
Johnny's experience in sports and
mis- ability to keep his head. 1t is
we'll known that many an expert
roper has lost because he was over
anxious and it is here that the Lii
hue entry is expected to excel.
Johnny's polo experience should
stand him in good stead in this
contest.
William Purdy will represent Ka-
paa and although this is his first
experience in contest of this sort
he has a good reputation as a roper
and his youth may be a deciding
factor.
Charley Huddy needs no introduc-
tests and there is no particle Of
doubt in the minds of many of the
old timers that the 'Makee entry will
be heard from in this contest.
William Lindsay and X. Kainipau
will represent Princeville plantation.
At first it was decided to allow
only one roper from each district but
it was reported to the committee
that there was very little to chose
between the two men, in fact it is
said that in case only one entry was
to be allowed that the Princeville
entry would be decided by tossing
| a coin. 1t was known to the commit
tee that both men are experts and
it was doubtful if there were any rop-
ers in their class left on the island
after all the entries were in. 1t was
then decided to enter both men to
make sure that the title champion of
Kauai would be a true one.
Gymkhana to Bring out Good Riders
The gymkhana will bring out
some of the best riders on the is
land, it being the committees idea
to have a series of mounted sports
| for individuals to allow those who
are not members of any teams to
show their ability. No rider is barred
and anyone competing in the cow
boy sports is eligible.
There will be just enough novelty
| to the races to be amusing to the
| spectators and at the same time de-
mand horsemanship on the part of
the riders. The gymkhana will con
| sist of four events and points will
! be awarded in the same manner as
! in the cowboy team events. The rid
er making the highest number OF
points will be declared the winner
/ and will receive a handsome silver
/ cigarette case as the prize.
All the entries will be post entries
! and there will be no entrance fee
! charged.
All arrangements are now complete
and the committee is only waiting
/ and praying for good weather
The special trains that will carry
all holders of admission tickets free
to Waipouli are on the following
schedule-Leave Publ 1880 am.
leave Lihue mill am; leave Hama
maulu stables Sis am. The trains
will bring their passengers home
Immediately after the last event in
the gymkhana is finished.
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1921-11-08

Frank w. Burns, assistant mana.
ger of the Makee Sugar Co, went
to Honolulu last week to meet his
father, who arrived from the main
land. Mr.. Burns expects to have his
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1921-11-08

Mr. and Mrs. Childs (nee Lang
WORTHY returned to Honolulu to-
night.
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1921-11-08

Charles Cash came to Kauai last
week. We would cordially welcome
a lot more of him these days.
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
HlFNk IsE4N Fifs]lNgr N kfslllN = y HbfsI
Twelve Previous attempts BY Chicago
HsaWoman to Die Had Failed.

D Chicago, Jan. 2.lt+fn stherlast three
years, Mrs. FLORENCE Baird, wife Of D.
WI Baird, president Of the D. W Baird
Iansbei,I coapaRyg made twelve, at
ternpts TO eniiher life gard a. rsl
i She has been haunted by the belief
that reiatiyes ;whd.. had ended their
lives we're calling rs lhs s9i I
Today She tried f0f the thirteenth
slime snltl srtcaslalTflfF SoIOp
Seven years ago Mrs Baird's father
AdlsshRa atidibfid tdiedi PREVIOUS 10 that
her maternal ip1Alg otheround an
Atmlt' died the same way. .S9oq af+ffI
FOR thfte lyearSs Mrs Haird. who, IS
81. had firmly balieved5 according to-
her wealthy husband that she would
die nHthe same, manner as did her
I fatherh andh other relatives. "a fertis i,
Tonight She slowly aalked into, the
ll5raryl where Baird Nasasittiug i She
sat dbwtce Turning t0ihim she said
/ tits toonlates toi do anything for me.
this timep Il have taken the poison On
j an1ple time Goodbye dear.n r3ta saq
\ And IN aashor4 time she was tiead; !.
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
PASS BILL. OVER. !. 4: !.
'''' WILSON'S VETO:
sesAte AaSbts Mgp ffi6Saans lt,etpSPg
tion ResoldtiSnaby vDtesdf'5s to s
oaafThe President Cchteads nc IssnW
sdi - UTsodnd in Pofeyiuo snina,

tHltlLWk " CT 1tlN8@31 10 jfAiN 3
Rashii4gt6ng bahoaB .snTKea fes6ius
lion to iS the War Rhsnca sVtp i'}EiE'
alton was passed today by the lsenate
over President tNilson'sIvetosd dfiH
The vote was atak emf ininied fats1y Iafi
ter The. Phesidebt'F Veto .niessage was
read Similsriact 10y. the house was
forecast by supporters bf THE sresolu,
tion, which was designed asaan did %
farmers and lotHers III TIE present per.
iod Of decIining PRICES sasrs mo III
Senator Underwood, Alabama, rthe
Democratic leader, gave notice that ne
wosId vote to pass the resolution over
the President & veto, saying he had not
changed Ills mind az to the advisabil-
ity OF the measure becoming a law,
The Vote to override the Presidents
veto was 50 to 5, or Ia more thsn the
required two-thirds majority. slsNa
President Wilson's message vetoihg
the resolution follows s'FloR9l = :
"To the, Senate Of the United States:
Il am returning without my sigma
ture s., ]. Res, .2r2,. Joint resolution
directipg the war finance corporation
10 take certain action for relief Of the
present depression in the Agricultural
sections IF fhe country and tf for Other.
fhe Joint, resolution Directs the; re-
sival Of the, activities Of the war a.
nance corporation, This corporation
h a governmental agency, Its capital
stock is owned entirely by the United
States. 1t was crsstedi duyirg bistA,
atips fos,fwar IurReses. The tempo
rary powers which it is now proposed
toisrevivea Merel atenferredl i'm sMareh
1919. ito sssists IL qecessary in. the f.
nancing of exports, The genera
powers Of the cbrpdfati0no expire sis
months after she aermination of khs
war, and the special powers with re
spect t., the financing Of export
expire one year after the Termination
of The war While We are technical,
still III i state 81 war, IL uflduesti6n
abi3 was presumed when this adde,
power was granted that peace woull
nave been fornail, proclaim iss,tft,
thiS time and That Che limitation 0
one syee year r s~sscs;;id have expired. p 80
a Suspended in, May. s'l'
Tin May,l 1920, in view of the fac
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06

'onstantinople Hears Country Is il

tonstantinople Hears Country Is in
rsssst Stats IF SGoPPklsatel pa5fhyz n,1
coq7taPti9QPle, Pay 2Y7FfeXss from
armenia srenti9pes confused. The ter
tory Of the Armeniap solYiet republic
! the scene Of important military
hovements of Russian troops. The
ptlritry appears .toCbe sin a. state ndf
Pmpleta anarchyr the bulk of the hills
hdn fnany,toeafs are sbeing dlooteds9n /
The Georgian foreign minister has
ppealed toIsQNiet Russia and the civil
red World. for protection against, bof-
heviltist ihffaetibhsa OF Treaties where's
" supplies of oil have been withhold
fomh trains, sent to- lRaku, and seized.
calls attention to the .copeentration
i 'boo1sheVist forces on the frontier and
he erection OF military works within
hv iaatrsl ozot1e! straw ,Hsm stidw tdpi
Bolsheyist, eossacks have penetrated
Georgian territory, djsarmed the popp-
alton and looted Villages. General
{SraEoff, the iGe6rgiah representative
stb fSiyan, tandastaffJ itfis stated, have
Iehn aielfi trptby the soviet Armenian Z
soHefninent!i9diuoa ri Grow 9seF
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
! -t1A r1'iFld ord ,r9f920J b18WhH ~
~. ". v. \:
.,YAbOO:.ih FRANCE
toaptfs Has. Been Ipfestedi Since War
WITH s'Fprelgnets SWh4 dAsfe s Noffi
Wanted sbsi Observation-Disclosures,
brow fort to sDsport Them 1of jsp

NOD nsffO % ERn 90I1 law n 4
~. q. -. -. = ------s----a
% Observation-Disclosures

tby 'InternHtiQnai ANeWSsSefVfces0 ~
J Paris pIaan sIs,9F y pSaAafss
aFedtosbe taken nhqrs TO Irpqpd up ral
undesirable sforbignexsp who ainces the
ward have, irvaded Ftaheeds1Poliee
are f9 Be s9mpiStalx' fs9tgah-'
ifeddand any foreigner found whose
status is not reglementary tputhe Icds-
tbips Of .ffanee wiz be adep6fted NIL
bad;sfsIy tiHs NOM ynBmlsD - Ioli'
7 a. f5SNst99ug .g8W Oh .7Ief II yluL
; Figures 4 published D recently show
that there arelin ParisdsoAae 400 900
fbreigners,,d Iho thisa number are in
clqded 1900 Germans, i22, 900 Anhgfi9
cans, .4,0g0 Argentipians,l 1000 Ar
hepianns, ,25 900 .Britisherss, Is 900
SpaniArds, $4,000 Italians, z 900 Lttx-
TRANS, 800 Chinese. zoo BhfSafiahs,
1890 Danes goo ,HoTllaGders 5000
Greeks, ~ I0Q Syiriafis I, $4,000 BUS
SLAMS. 10000 RYmaafsiaaFes and 1000 zoos,
These figures gSreS Is q sSeafeasnt but fHoss
who have registered with the French
police. They do not include tourists.
Added, however, 70 this ilargts humber
are 'theusandssofy others wholii1e burt
zee rawkS in fiithyhhsvelsy hf ithef city,
Most 81 them have had gtoqflhe their
own country and are wanted by the
police. 2 others are voluntary sexiies
from their, home. copntyy,,
Irra Colonies az E9reign Z -, paaI
In certain parts of Paris veritable
small colonies exist where French is
hardly even spoken, where shops are
managed by foreigners, where even
the newspapers are printed in foreign.
lahguages. One such colony esaistssin
the latin quaIter around therue desc
Rosters, where hundreds of Russians
and poles liye.o Other foreigners and
even Rarisians passing thru those dis
tricts are considered strangers, often
inulted, something's + " attacked and
robbed. gHinIom sdf ro untWfI o,
Steps were once taken. to arrest and
.deport these Foreigners but, in most
cases French laws were found inap7
Iplicable. .hfSoTne have been deported
out ,of ahe country H They were fusu-
Tally accunpaniedgto the Belgian from
tier and left there. ,rT The Belgian au,
| thoiitias in their eturn found most of
these people undesirable, and prompt
! lv depnttea .thenAl back to France, Nov
larrdngements are to- be made whereby
] they will be sent, across Germany to
| that country eastern frontiers, No
difficulty is encountered in, the. case of
Spaniards, Italians, Swiss, aetc :, and
hthey are usually left at their respec-
tive frontiers and rarely find their
!. way back, to- fErRnce.efltg al -
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
EVERY E0NVICT ! PIN y. l,s,sa g, !,
ws9 GAN GET AWAY EASILY

Little Rock, Ark. ! Jan rs!2duslfvery
OF. every Convict confined fl the peril
tertiary could be accomplished BY
friends on the outside, due 10 the pres!
ence Of ladders leading from picket
houses oHthe walls to 6he ground out
side, and the fact that the night
guards fsare in the habit Of sleeping in
the picket roenisg according to a re-
port made by Captain j. Carroll Cone,
commanding the detachment Of ma
tional guard troops who have been on
duty at the penitentiary for the past
week TO ,QoXernor Brough. TODAY. -
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
RULES FoR TIE oNEws YEAR.

s4tSuBmftted by W. LaFfagan( a4yo
Loosen up with our y change and
chaset hard times away. 9gHd c1w asW
! Stop making hard times by our
COMPLAINING waysslk ,elyo0 - p ii
Co. about eur bushels happy and
gay, chase hard times away aai0
Meet each other with glistenihg
smiles that happiness he not sah;!na.
Go in for smiles instead of styles
to make she world $ ways pheasant.
+ let each land every one greet with
good will. with hopes and "a smile
this New Years day. .qssD
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06

A, pagoda is d Hindu place Of lwor.
ship containing no idol. Il. consists
Of three; portiens7-an apartment sur
mounted by a donas resting ON col.
umns, andaccessible to all; a chamber
into which only BrafmIns are allowed
to, enter, and, lastiy,ya cell Containing
the stststc off III Che deity deity i5sed wi III
massive gates. nniM ;d9ba emadeI
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06

/ Heartburn is IA symptom Of indiqes-
taon. '9aakeI 9 dose eef HERBINE in
saen cases: fIhs pain disappears in
STABILITY. Ehe bowels operate speedily
and ryoulfsel Ane, Vigorous and cheer
i iS : ! ,Pries son.nq Sold by Jackson
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06

Two good farms to rent, goodtland,p
hodses, water, gardens and orchard
Near schools g VIII rent to prospeet-
i've buyers. VIII sell sorp, to renters,
See or write, Bud Nichols, five miles
west Of Hatfield at West Valley school
hquse,-rAdYa Set 28a It..l.,4s -.
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
bn FORD PLANT IS IDLE.
shutdown Is se Continue, Until Feb
-nr9 ~ ysf ruaHy i. ~ h2l'll

, Detroit, Mich, Dec. 29.-Notices,
we've posted at athe Ford Motpra Com
pany plant lastsnight stating that OPP
CREATIONS weald mot be srespmeda until
February, 1Ia1nhe Original Intention
wasa to- reopen hJapuaryo 3, 4but, owing
tp1 Lack of orders 1T has been decided
tp, Remain closed for another month.t ID
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06

Wantedu1SmMh Farm near. Meas.
Send me .. correct description Of
what you hare FOR sale. Willie E.
Cloyes. coalton. Ok. ADJ. 6z-st.
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06

/, PS#fsg Jan. 70 hFourteen persons
were we're Killed 800 injured and 10000
rendered homeless by ssp, earthquake
which nearly, obliterated the City of
Elbassap, Albania according to an un-
dated dispatch received here today
from the American Red Gross at cfir-
2 ,saostJh niiW t941Hfl 919W n98tnQE
,f9nfOW % sd98tt8 t9tqm8f3s 1
Fhe enlysAmericHns in the city we're
tdel ajnnior Red CROSS nurses, " Miss
Neisah Rhddyi of ST. ahouis, r and Miss
Winifred Warren, of Chicago. Both
were reported safe. They imnsadiate-
lystook charge Of relief work and the
FAn1ericano Red Cross isiisending sup (;
plies from the 1AdriatiG coast The
organization also isl furnishing tents,
which are urgently h-eeded, beeausefof
thessevere weather. 9di ,hsHongI s9or
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
Would Not Be Benefit.

4 This resolution was passed by the
CONGRESS NapparentB IN view OF The
recent k1sidtif and considerable falpih
pricess especially ofi aericultntals come
meditiess with thesthonght khat< shine
European ieeantries ntoI which 9Gertain
Ipreductss wefe tcuhteinaEily sshipped
before the war mig hti IA gain be Idnsa
abledFstoIF esrhneot heir qntpcrtAtiohs
and othat iari&en passes, of domestic
EXPORTS stpf Eurone Generz
ally might lbeastimulatndi with the res
sultihg1o enhancemeH sHoffo domestic
prices cd am hi1afall fsympathyrw with
every sound PROPOSAL To, ppprnote foF-
leigq TRADE along sound lbusinasssllnesl
am mott convinced othRts the method
probbsedQisa wise, thatrtheibeneftsdif
amy, woaila esf@t, qtheG eyilsa which
wohldresuln orcthat the sarnesor Iargr
,er Observation-Disclosures, be secured withr
gutlnsonti tprg0vernfn ental interyen.l
ton. ai0n theycontraryyl apprehend
that the 'iresumptionl of the corpora
ton shactiyities at this time would ,ex-
Iert no beneficial influence on the situ-
Rtion8if which improvements sought
and wohldf raise false hopes among
the very people wlfe would y expect
mest, and would be hurtful to the mar
tural and orderly processes of hush
neSS and finance aeenf II krsn na~,f,.,
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06

Elbasan,2 Aibania3 iisfsituatedo SIXTY
foaf miles southeast of Scfutarihr Itlis
the capital Of an Albanian nsanjak rin
the Nilayat of Monastrs The City is
famous for it's many mosques 1T has
about twenty Thousand inhabitants
has A'st-st+-S--.s-f o-ft ageg rinf
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
ALE of x aHAUtrNrED,s cnukcH
Yisssesssm esiepbane SCI Save dHsasi,
ri sjFrom Invisible Voices. ooh r.


sYifssessmTe Telephone Set Eake dHu4ie
nj eiFrpmI Invisible Voices. .soi ~
! chsmbaihesi M H. 5aAoi2ea The inyss
terry Of an invisible choir Which has
stirred the congregation of "a Paxton,
1lts Lutheran chafch was solved today
whent it became Known. that Clarency
Igpdeenh q 157y ear9old Student, had
bsen eSPerigpieg ffipnle yithfwifeiesss telee--
phpne apparat us+ os;,'C ~ . ~ ~ plyo
kalndean had connected a phonb,
graph with a wireless sending set in
ms cwQrkshsp. Z FhSnIhe transported
the music produced to large horn
cohnectedEwith an unpliferli which was
cpncealed in.sa tree Just outside the
church.
THE church was In 'dfrett line with
the sound from the horn and for this
rreasoff the iic6neert seemed directly
above The congregation. For severa,
Days the ''phantom fausicH has been
the talk Of the ftown.dsm wo0 sisiHo
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
4444 A4E1nfIUL I0
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
g + e

terrupted but had greatly expanded,
and that exports were being privately
finafeedl in large Noltme,sothe war
fnance corporation, atsths7 request of,
the AecretarY lof the treasury and with
my APPROVAL, sdspehdfd the making
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
CBy International News Servicei

Pagoda 4 .PIaae I. I'D WeEship.r - n.
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06
EARTHQuAkE eRAzEsB A CITY

Ten thousand Made Homeless in Ell
-sirg ~ bassanJ Albania 4sdrrer
The Mena weekly star., 1921-01-06

-hNa8 sef ,ysbo5 jnsbuoqs9r1as Il
-nummoo sdg Ct xli1of,us siS IA
.snIui4 T. li3oss
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-01-18

Promoter
Men. that's wh, I'm r.r" tonight.
II did seem such % pity
That ! came, here from New York
City.
heard this town was doiug well
And | came 70 hero To- stutt "a now
hotel.
CTurus To- clyrlD.
say. It ! can't get e room to start my
hobby.
Give me- office space iu Tho lobby.
clerk
| can't do t.nt to my sorrow.
Teachers convention starts here to-
morrow.
Next week We have cattlom,n and
then tho bankers.
To help you out. though, my spirit
hanS,rs.
Toll .ov. auy how. what tl do.
IN got 80 uc oniCu space f1r Won.
You look guod TO me. and d. ou busi-
ness bent.
IN put YOU IA touch with our Kiwauis
president
| tCalls up Henry coors)
| IL that you Mt. Coors' I've got good
news for YOU.
| Fellow iu town Goo rut another hotel
project through.
| Wants office space,
| can't tiud % place.
| shall / enc him rouud'
| Henry Coon.
| Yes. DO Ip looks good 20 you.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-01-18

IN Y one long, strong pull together right now, resulting in
X the building of the new hotel, Albuquerque can put her
IL self in shape to take fullest advantage OF the business re
vval that will come during the spring and summer OF 1921
It will be a period of exceptional activity in the southwest.
New enterprises will be developed. New territory will be
opened up New industries will be established. We should
be ready to welcome the men who make them possible and
make them feel at home with us. 1t will be a period OF act.
i've organization work in many established industries and oc,
equations meaning many conventions. We can gather those
of New Mexico into the city that is prepared to entertain
then.
But more important than these and other advantages
easy 10 enumorate, is that by putting through this enterprise
now when conditions are not just right, we can make our
own conditions right, get our machinery into gool running
order and be travelling full speed ahead while the rest OF the
west is Just getting started. There is a tremendous advant-
age in starting first in such a situation as is now forming in
this nation.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-01-18
OF Poppy Play Giuen
Last Night At Hotel Dinner

on must hastil, bo found,
Sow derrick everywhere begin To dot
the ground
OF this lair state.
This will b. headquarters, So, before
II ~ too late
We must decide
Whether Accommodations We Will pro-
vidn.
For those who come 40 arm
The rich liquid storage tanks to rill.
Ana ship away,
And In our banks deposit their rich
pay.
our coal II tn demand.
rtospcrity's I'D hand.
old Hip
You're over optimistic.
What Il things should take q slump %
n you expand too fast
Your town viii get a bump.
Iuspirotion;-
Towns ct good stun
Ana are aiiN,
can stand bumps. slumps,
Can survive.
Aad so W. build Ia times % little
harder
We build our ,upbuards nov
when tim'- gyi better We know how
To We'll ltll uuu lardcr
cid rip
When We laid out this town ND know
THAT N#.FHHa. a.. .HFH ..F.. .H#F ..I. ...
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-01-18

Don't wish you could find 70 h- Find
Dom wish you could rent your ara
m,It-Rsut 70.
Don wi.h yuu could F.il your hous
Sell a.
now
By using the Herald Classified Column
Phone Jt5. Phone @
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-01-18
lConnnucL from pngc oncl !.

iiv, uugs and some just hIll olive
Il given e chance D,u Thoroughly zoe
NlNt
ANA on our climate aud natural zee
sources thrive.
Old MusshHck asks him
What we're here to do
And when IL is explained
The old one tells him u can't hu don,
and will flll through.
But inspiration answer ulin, ,ut
point
Then mrns to you aud bids you help
to prove
That Tho civic spiri, here when we
do move
C]uuuu,rs everything.
Com, then.
Nuur best attention pay
Behold the moral
ui our little play
ODu'Hin- open from side disclosing
ola Rip uslcrp).
Enter inspiration
lu-piI zion
Good evening man. her, am T. your
Inspiration
know g.ul. gltd to see me. I'm
glad ~. ... you too
Iu spirit 5000 always here, hui Whom
Their. H.uNf Geo du,
/ conn. .U I....u 20 spas YOU uu Goo
work lu. t0Nu aud stat, aud
nation
UpIs,uE.la 1901.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-01-18
,CT TWO

No..
"
t.,
'' N"N'' 'N' SNOW. Ike
VIZ "'lh'i 100,
H,s, h., nay, "a 10Y 'i WORK q" do
lm ne ..' ol nIn"t'"n iw"ntF. ono
Tho pl,.. .oIls an, o,cr rirt,
evan. r,um '" ''
Ynur p~.,..Yr.r. sut. .r,,,
tain WV
Come cod. vybptfs t,b,r ,r. t..,
tHr ..,tnin '''' '."'''
,r,.
NH, '.." o''' rings IIcik reps
rf.,..
u ''"u' J" win generous
| Orr,yd I.,,s ~, , III,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-01-18

The Herald is the New Mexico
paper that takes the Want" out
of Want Ads by bringing Results
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-01-18

Al tUr Co... stB.-
We'll. E,.
MhlI y. COINS tu du
II does o.. ,ood 10 light
The evening world., 1921-06-10
BUCHOUSE POEMS

s. Gordon Hofstraw of Rye wins to-
days Bughouse Poems contest and
10 him goes the noiselcss naxseed
poultica- Just think what luck he ts
In IL he haspens to be afflicted with
hinbago! And n he hasn't fumba~o
maybe he can arrange to get It
Really. ve're bit Jealous Of s. Cor
don HIS prtxe-vtnning poem 1oi-
lows:
He pulled a 0un TO shoot me dead !;
The cartridge failed to pop.
SAID \: "Yos're crazy IN the heod,
Thts thing has got to stop
He tried o0dtn and ! feu decd,
A bullet IN my aeck,
And, as he todIkcd aaodp he sad:
"Noto you're a total ,oreck.-
FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.
That Negro runner rs IKE the rub
Der on my desf.-
"whyr'
Hes an fn15y racer
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was easily nonpfused. and one unex-
peoted reply he got from a thrice
wounded soldier IN the 1s6th Infantry
oramped mis- style for the rest of the
day. He put his hand, friendly like,
on the old warriors shoulder and said
kindly:
Sergeant. where did you get those
three wound stripes?"
The soldier looked him square tn the
eye and replied:
Prem the suppsy ssrUsant dr.
AmaftoaA LEGION Wsekfx.
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ants. silenced, looked at him inter-
negatively. He said:
"A Prohibition argument always re-
minds me OF the Smythes.
john said Mrs. Smythe, III We
were both young and single again
would you ask me TO be your wife,
the same as You did in the moonlight
ON the ocean pier that summer
night?
"Now. my love-, said Smythe.
squirmAng uneakily IN his chair
now. my love. inst when we've set
tlod down 1R Q pleasant sventns
lvAArs tAs god sf Jour trying %
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somethingr" Washington
THE ULTIMATE SOURCE.

VTHEN, after the armistice. a
w certain Geseral was max
ing GENIAL and buddyish in
spections. mingling with the man and
ciapping them ON the shoulder. he was
a itttSs green at Il, THANKS to q year
and .sore a uubsnd,ng and taszafytns
|ssr~svs q M tsoapa. TAsraanas hs