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"OU7N/177ZNG THE NER YES"
IS OF PRACTICAL USE TO
SUFFERERS SEEKING RELIEF
Is First Book of Psychoherapy in English for the Gen
eral Reader, Based on Use of Psychoanayss
Written in Delightful STYLE

Captain wright has already publ.ciy
ehnll"Ercd General Maurice and GEN
"r"l Robertson g." "u" him for llp..
" iheN don't Tx" n oats -,nk.unc>s
" 10 me mowrut uoi,he, seems To
nav" "croHt"d ,h" challenge
GnIM THE STORY oF \ PIKE.
Translated from the Danish or S,onn
N!'uron b.. lose" Muir ana W Enmc.
ana Illustrated hS Dorothy l. Latin
ron Nlii'd \. kopf NcN York
sven EIcnr"n IS Danish cousin 10
H"nri Fanr', Ern"s, Thomp.on seton.
charles g T.. Roberts, ana ;hps. other
T"unN und devoted lover. OF nature
Who h'rc created {, literat, az Llr,is.
beasts and hsh', II" Knows the
haGn's. the Ways. thu y"ry thoughts
"i animals ae IN" rrhc,.rcd novelist
Knows those o. his fcuow.mon
In Grim" he relates the liic.his-
tor. Of 81 pix. from its earliest con
sci"u'ness a. a hungry thing row
inches long. 10 It's tiaal strugglc ana
death re monster u fabulous pro-
portions. Grlm'S career iS ON Of
c"".cioss advont4rc. o. nalrnr..r,h
ESCAPES from the attacks or other
$3.50 80 '''tNl s!li''N OF mar n.
THE HOUSE WITH THE Gornrv
WINDOWS. Hy J. T. n,,gl,rosr.
i."rac II Dorian co, New York
The house with the golden vim
d"ws STOOD on llt,l" rls,. ln a n.t
country ihr". mile, from tho son.
ANA AZ SHnsci all the windows caucn,
ia" light ana cleaned ANA giowcd
IKE GOA gold. Gold In ,ho bank.
the forum" OF IN" Wimpcrlcys
'ha'm.ng!y human STORY oi tn.
Eirl who f"ll heir t" tnis furtun. hy
''"H not no" thu trouble
" Trough, %" ana ~ no ,n,
tl5at came u. Al lasr th-nn.,
VIZ. iu"krose has chosen again to
so h"r story in the drlight:ul Eng.
i!Sh COUNTRYSIDE She knows 50 We'll
M engaging. human it'll, tale. with
3" ri"aSan, love story running
through u. Mrs. Euckrosn. Ike
NTeHihald Marshall, writes of plain
l"'''" ana plain doings and succeeds
IN investing them with the interest,",
ana fascination OF real life.
THE PASSIONATE PURITAN BY
dan" Mandrr. John Lane 90. New
York.
Into IN" rough element OF . mill
community in New Zealand stems
Miss sidney Carey. IA young school
teacher fresh from the refinement; :
and convontionalitics oC her nntivn
CITY, Auckland. Life In the bush ni-
lords her intense Management. every
th!nE is 80 absolutely foreign TO all
81" nag heretofore boon accustomed
TO, hut IL promises TO Ac a lonely cx-
peri"nCc. set on II PEDESTAL, as il;
were. tn" one intellectual woman in
IN" place. until In her round Of
VISITS to The mothers OF her pupils
s.!e stu:nbrs into Joyous Valley"
ana finds Mama. the Maori in her de-
l!vhiiul cottage home. Thereafter
Sidncy's story is one Ion. love ad-
venture Of which Arthur bcvcrcaux
Mana's friend. is the hero. An un-
conventions! life is thi: hush-lifc. ana
therefore this book differs from the
average novel: but so charged is the
atmosphere win human Kindness
with S"lilcss devotion. with the true
community spirit. that one readily
forgivcs all social lnpscS and ac-
hnowlcdccs The incvitthili.y Of the
occurrences. II is q wc!itold story
nj rcal n..,,ie
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE
ON TOPICS OF THE DAY
correspondent Furnishes idea"
Tor Consideration Of Candi.
dates for Oflirc.

'."'y' OF The T!mcs-bipa,eh.
| ar. ia. candidate ,vt,
,,na y. ~, i'en adjusted comp.nsn.
! o,,,,h, "'h'h "N.s"rvirc ,,,o
! pI.. '''"' % r""son ~ it, sim
,.,n,, hh'hE OF ia" irnr' ouo--
/ r,, o'''hh'n' took "a" selrc,
,.,t, -. ""Hoh Tor soldiers !,
ana f,,,W. '', business. )uh homo
! 20, 1,.. ","'" 'h"m targets
| it,, "hN 'ht'd discipline ana
,f.i,. IL "rrnch these mon
i,h.n, hours day, gave
i,h,lr .,., '''""' and r'wtydod
sum 49,, "a WIN me mnu!hCon,
Ma .,,,., ana " hand out ~
i,ry '"'' service TO the coun-
on ,ha
coy.-,,,,o,, ""h"' 'hiS "lfsanc
ors ruvo '"'"N'h "S ~ labor
rurnI.hrd ,n, ''v r'Ih'-H"ur day,
uu.-,,- ~" comfortable
81. d,, '"" mem from = %
M, ,o,dto,
rcturu.a l,nr ',"S ~ c"Sc''
.cor,s -, 49,. ~, -""h"cd In
u!., i""h" ms JOB
n.,r-do.woi,. n,N "hn 'r"wsy
prnp.r.,. .,c,, ."n" 'h''r
,hn ".."S ny INC hand ~
forced to NAL. ,,o,, 80
SUNNI ''''' from me
Tn. man vbo ,,.h
tl.l IN. ,,nrr,- ~ =" ra'-
tm,nc,, ,. '""''"r "r t't"d water re-
$50, ""'-'"- PocAr'N and
w., -
hu, r;,,,J S''"''r demands
far ,,,i 49, ne HNNS
on, -, ~ - P','' '.''N "a"''
,,. N'"'H - lani tho
"n'fh""N'tt Tor mo-
tr., '"" w, 700, cry.
"a, ",.1"" i"'lr'h'hi
.I. ,'' ~" states Vas
-, -, '" '"o "", '"Nru "fcW'rE
&, oo, ooo,o '"e huSc sum or
49,, '"'''f n"'"HH" the
""' "''h hi!i'h BY the
~, n,oI''. We could afford
E,'''''V''"'" I" an out!nwcd
$3.50 y" hur' their feel
""' '"' man WIN" stood ho'wccn
i''FH hhn the descendants %
- 'h'st ana rohber.
N''"'hth' mas not h-sitatsd
-, ''-9 I''rr mutton. on the railroads
-"' l'"iT and now ask fOr
N"""uS r"Hh"d IN. Treasury
~" 'h" r"ir"a"' got theirs when
49, S"'''hthcnt PAD them millions %
""I'"rs
''"'F recently thcr" was Hun
agent IN Washington working To
.'t"tc cr"dlt Tor MS country OF
Si'"'o'"'"o""' lie wouldn't have hocn
mere hht Tor tho covert sympathy OF
S"thc statesman.
rev weeks ago Congress 5nna
. NdhEHrohSIY near voting half hill
non ""'!ars TOT bigger navy. Ap-
parch'iN w" nav" billions TO Kill with.
p"' none I" hniId with. Who's your
i"o,c'
Nh"h IN" Ran was hammcrins
p"r'"uS'F al IN" door or civilization
"hrh the gallant british ANA tho i'm
h"ftai french were Stra!nng every
nerve !" h"i' back the assasSirs of
mankind ana when the situation II
an fronts !""H'd exceedingly dark
me poil'iTian got uneasy about nis
Jop' consequently h" told tn" soldier
'Hh' h"th'nE was 10" good for nm.
ht aias Tor those WI" trust such
Sues! our TRENDS of ~" windy
words were only s,hrch And now
that IN" scar" Is over they have Cri-
d'm,'E forgotten the scare an! the
S"'"icf' ZOO. we'll the soldier hasn't.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19
LESS Government, in business"

MO campaign pledge which President
" Harding gave To the country has re-
turned to plague him and his party more
pcTsisicntiy than the well-Soundng and re-
assuring declaration that there would be
less government in business and more
business in government" if the American
people should give The Republican ticket Il
four-yuar lease upon Federal power That
slogan was balm to the ears OF scores %
great interests which had been harred by
earlier administrations. which had been
regulated or supervised or prosecuted or
threatened with discipline AT the hands OF
the Federal government.
The rejoicing which greeted the promise
of Mr.. Harding that. If elected. he would
divorce the government from business has
been shortlivcd 1t has died away in the
dstanCc--thc last echo OF IT, IL has given
way to distress. disappointment and dis
gust. pisllmsioncd interests which dreamed
iatuouSly OF the dawn OF Il new era i'm
which they would eujoy complete freedom
OF action and relief from government inter
ference, are now in rage against the false
prophets OF the campaign period
Nothing mas served TO illustrate the I'M
happy situation in which business finds it.
self at the moment more forciblv than The.
conferences between government roprcsen-
tn'ivcs and committees representing tho
coal industry. which have us, been bold in
Washington and ended in a hard-nnd-fnst
deadlock. Taking The Harding admipistrn
ton at its word the coal mon won, IN tho
capital prepared 10 find The government,
officials ready to abandon all notion OF Fed
cral regulation of their ministry Tbov
assumed that the dictuu of the preeiaor,
was The governing uolicy ana ,baro would
be no further effort TO regulate them either
by law or nv fiat
Tho coal commuters were confronted i'm,
modia'cly however. by Il Secra,arv ~ Com
n"rcr and u SECRETARY Of Iu..-inr who do
mandod tina, III. fu.l industry snhmi, ~
rigid inquisi,ion at the hands Of tho GOV
eminent, 70 garding coal costs nroG,s and
every other practice in which the consumer
might b" Interested They confronted
a'So ~ S"iNhtor Fr"linghuys"n. an admins
ration leader IN tho senate, who has hli
ENI"s 'h' Department Of Comrnerc" com
iNr'r jurisdiction over coal. and by Senator
'"'Her another admiHis'rariou Republican.
..,@mS' me coal business ana control it al
''''''''E a. "'' inc i""I admins
,i,1,.o.
,j,,tni.,r,,,r, - '"""."" me
,. r.,,i,,J,,.ct n, ".'' "F"'h WIN
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19
SEEA> ~ The SIDE
III HENRY EDWARD WARNER
Sttinr.

me other day we received II most aduatory
reuter- from Il steady reader. full OF encom-
num- r"'"hS with admiration. fairly sizzling
win praise tTurn ovcr) And the next
page IN" Gent mentioned Il ionY poem under
s'r"r"'" cover VITA a request for publicn
ti"n ~; usual rates. remit IL him check. postal
order or stamps
KNOW. We knew there mus, bc F., ioLnr in
IL somewhere.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19
Stntc SIOffprs.

5. q. C.. AShiand.--rhc motto OF
Maine is "piripo," meaning. | direct !;
hat az Vermont. Freedom and Uni
y: az Massachusetts. "Ensc Petit
'lacidam sub I.ibcriatc Quictcm."
meaning. with lhc sword she eccks
Cuict peace under liberty. Rhode
Island. "Nope". Connecticut. Susie
ret qui TrRastuli,," meaning. He who
ranspian'od sim sustains; New
Hampshire has none.
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INFORMATION BUREAU

Inquiries regarding utmost my
topic. excepting ON legal md mcdIra.
subJrrts, nrc answered free. As all
inrnirics nrr answered directly by
personal letter, scIf-nddrcsSrd,
stamped envelope ~ required. Adj
dress The TimcS-Ilispntch Inf0rmn-
tiOn bureau. Richmond. Na.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

rs are the men who favor the same merger
and the same location now. They will con-
tinne to be 'friends OF the university" no
matter what may be the final outcome Of
The present controversy.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19
IntcrnntIonnl lncht I,ncc..

X. u T.. Rawlings .--Thc contestants
in the international yacht races OF
1920 were the Ecsoiu;c. American. and
shamrock ~, British
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19
The Times-Dispatch Sunday
Sermon
by Rev. rhomn. scmmc..

crrint people. hut II nlso furnished the uc-
cosion FOR tho two wonderful parablcs of the
| Los' sheep aud Lost Coin" which led up
| 10 the story of tho 't'rodiyal SON The
| enemies Of Christ have furnished us with
| more thar ono glimpse into, the lovclincss
ana solf-sacrihce OF christ 10y their cruel
Scorn and faut-hndny lie saved others
| Himself He cannot save they cried us lie
! hung upon the cross. dying in agony to prove
| His :orc for men. II great truth
spoken ignorantly. ana in contempt he had
| saved others hu, He would not save Himself
! lie would not avoid any Fart of the suffcrings
| for which He had freely on, rcd Himself; Had
| II" done $" He would have been the great
! Savior OF men
| Nnd We are imdohtcd 10 th2ir failure to
comm chend ii's attitude towards weak and
| sirfat men and women. for the little GROUP
| Of parallels in St l.ukc's fifteenth chapter
! These brilliant points Of spiritual light have
n" equal in the worlds literature No ethical
| or rhi'"Sophc teaching has reached
! deeper int, divine truth and human need
W. stand in grateful admiration hcfnr" the
Unaffected simplicity az christ's fri"ndi:ucss
I" sinners. How earnest aud genuine i, is,
How fun az true humility and Of Divin. au-
'h'rnN. y" one can doubt that II is OF God
Ttfcy hal stAncd tand who has n"t"D hut they
W"'' f"it own children. made in Ills image.
VIII IN" Fathers likeness shining dimly
thr"IIh ,',ir S"itcG characters Th.r. wcr,
ci"riuuS p""s hitirs Of holiness aud righte ,u>-
MS" IN each "n" Thry were immortal souls
t' s;i''"" Tor eternal III. with cod ana Ills
saints AMI III" holy angels Now they arc
h"iu! tried. purified ANA nt,, Tor heaven
Then surely the method "f jesus IN d,aIlng
with s'ntul people Is after th,. heart and
purpose of tho Father
And can "" not learn the lesson. from
the low" Of christ for Tia" "rrinr ones of how
I" deal wi:h any question nf social couduo,
IN IN" church, iIis ,.i."in.sr and ..n,lc
humility should he "ur aridr IN all uf oar
DEALINGS wiih ono Hn"thcc. Deep sympathy
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

Judging 10y ;hc number az wives who
cent?! hav" killed their husbands. il is n"
longer the iimd shrinking bride who is tax
inG tho real chance in tn. matrimonial game
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

hu'"rc"n royalty is not alone In it's
troubles. Look wha; is happening to our
own American Dukes
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

Richmond should revise its calendar to
r"ad--Sund'N. Monday. TUESDAY. Wednesday,
THURSDAY, Tasday. SATURDAY Friday is an
mniucky day auywa
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

srNnNY LrNN N. leel.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

Th' truth Viii uu; Woman candidate re.
N";'lS that In tn" old DAYS men used to GO,
'h'f water III saloons And how unjustiN
nan% at th"m hay" been accused OF going
there foe other things.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

With IN" prices OF accommodates doing a
i"h"Is"n. why should anyone worry i.c.usc
h'"r and c"aI and house rents are sun going
ur"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

Nh'h Richmond s"ts pace Norfolk is
quick 80 folio. Tho city hy tho Sea nov.
proposes 10 widen its Bank street,
u boosting was building rh"re would he
good roads all over Virginia before Santa
Claus mex, visit TO the old Commonwealth.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

counting til" h"n"rs American Eo,arians
COLLECTED IN Ehinhmrch li,,lc Scotch must
hav" "sr"ed Win them
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

PvBilsnEp every dn, IN the year 10 , S"m.h
81 Tenth Street. KIctn,nnd, fn. by The Times
~ Dlspntch rubli>I,ims Co.. Inc.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-06-19

"iiui rome % the ransomcd ever knew
li"w deep were The waters crossed:
OF how dark the night th.~I.nrd passed
tbro'
Ere tie founu His shecp that was lost
ont ~ the desert He heard It's cry
SEX and helpless. and ready die.
Lord. whence are th"s" hiood-drops all tho
That marx nrt the mountains track 80
They were shed FOR ore who had gone astrar
Ere the shepherd could bring him back -
'l.o".I, whcnc" are Thy hands so rent ard
tome
They arc pierced tonigh, by many thorn
liut all through the mountains. thunder -rvcn,
And M from the rocky steep
Thcr" n glad cry To the gate OF heaven
hcjoicc! l have found Ny sheep"
Aud The angels echoed around the throne.
"Rcjoice for the Lord brings Lack His own"
The Washington times., 1921-02-06
"Remen1ber the Time"

Of Red Carpet trailed down the
Front Stoop, just to give the Place
a Tone, he came Home early and
got into his long-tailed Effect.
This Man despised himself when
ever he was in Ministerial togs.
He always was feeling for the Side
Pockets. When he caught
Glimpse of himself in the Mirror,
he realized that he was a Ringer
for the Neat Artist who comes
out in the Vaudeville Show to
initiate the Birds and Beasts of
the Forest.
But it was up to him to please
the Wuff, so he got into his Eng
lish Shroud and wrestled with the
Four-in-Hand and gummed his
hair down and rubbed a little Scent
on himself so as to be as Often
sive as possible, and went down
to Mingle.
He gave every one the high-up
Handhake, and said he was Aw--
fully delighted to see her, and
Beamed and Nodded and carried
on as Unnatural as possible. 1t
was a Flying Start. His Wife
stood back, her eyes popping with
pleased Surprise, for a Woman al
ways likes to Exhibit her Husband
if he has been trained for the Show
Ring.
This Husband was set on max
ing a full Afternoon of it, after
going to all the Trouble OF Chang
ing Clothes and having his Hair
cut.
He was there to help Entertain
the Guests II it was in him.
So he slowly circulated about
the Room, looking ror some one
who would meet him Half Way.
When he spotted the Young Widow
with Coaxing Dimples and taunt-
ing Smile. he said to himself that
he could do no better, for she was
the Town Talk.
SO he placed himself alongside
OF her and began to make Spicy
Observations.
He had heard that one is per-
mitted certain Latitude with
Widows. and he went in for the
whole 1870 Degrees.
Instead of telling the Widow
that the Weather had been very
Changeable Of late, he whispered
TO her that every Single Man in
Town was ready to Marry her at
the Drop OF the Hat.
She hit him Twice with her Fan
and began to think he was not such
a Rummy after all.
He said that " only he was
Foot-Loose probably he would
The Washington times., 1921-02-06

Once there was Wife who En-
tertained quite a bit. She was all
the time fixing up Layer Cakes,
Combination Salad, Siberian Punch
and Sailed Almonds, even though
the Bills piled up until her Hus-
band was seldom more than two
Jumps ahead of a Collector.
She was never more Happy than
when she had the House full Of
Lady-Bugs all talking at the same
time. For two or three Days after
an unusually Swell Session, she
would sweep around the House in
a flowered Wrapper, stepping
high and feeling that she could
give Cards and Spades to Mrs.
Vanderbilt.
She always had Gallon or more
of Visiting Cards in a Silver
Tureen in the front Hallway. Any
one who dropped in was sure to
notice that she was on Close
Terms with the Best of Them.
She used to Bulletin all the Do
ings at Her House in Red Letters
a foot high, and then when the
Society Reporters came to get
names and Costumes, she would
let on to be Annoyed and say it
was Funny that One could not have
a little Gathering without the
Papers getting nosey. She pre-
ferred that Nothing Whatever be
said about her Reception, but if
the Forward Press insisted on
printing something, they might say
that it was Rip-Sizzer, and the
Beautiful Hostess wore striking
Creation in Pale Mauve Georgette
and quart of Diamonds.
The Husband of this Woman
had no liking for Violet Teas or
afternoon Whist Orgies. When
his Wife was tearing open the
street with one of her Social
Events, he preferred to stay Down
Town and get a little Snack rather
than Face the Music. He felt
more at ease with an Egg Sand
witch in a One-Armed Cafeteria
than he did while partaking Of
Brick Ice Cream and listening to
Stories about the Pastor.
He got many Raps because Of
his evident Desire to Duck on the
Festivities. Very often his wife
would give him an awful Panning
for his Failure to Show Up. She
would ask him why he could not be
like Mr.. So-and-So, who always
helped his Wife juggle the Tea,
and who went from one Woman to
another with neat little Compli-
ments.
Tho Husband replied that il he
The Washington times., 1921-02-06

Moment as il she would do a Keel
Over.
The Hostess had the Feminine
Instinct. She knew that the Co
ing-on between her Husband and
the Shaneless Widow had laid the
Foundation for more or less spite
full Guess Work.
She was Mad enough to Pull
Hair. Not that she was Jealous.
Only a little peeved, that was all.
After all of them had gone and
her Handkerchief was out and he
was being raked over the Goals,
he waved his Arms in Despair.
Didn't you want me to Report
The Washington times., 1921-02-06

had to be the same as Mr.. So-and-
SO in order to make himself a Par
lor Favorite, he would rather go
and make a Hole in the River.
In his opinion, the Husband that
she had set up as Shining Ex-
ample was feather-brained Gus
sic, who ought to be Drummed
Out of the Community. He said
he had no Use for Married Man
big enough to pull Dray who
chatted about Dress Goods. IL
she wanted that kind Of an Article
around the House she had better
pull the Rope and ask for a Trans
fer.
She came back by saying that
she would just as soon see Cen
tleman making himself agreeable
The Washington times., 1921-02-06

here and be Mixey?" he demand
ed. Il thought 1 was Fine and
Fancy. The Widow says she
never saw me give Flash of my
True Form. before today. / came
here to put in my Best Licks at
Entertaining. / think l did it, on
the level, for the widow says l
am a Bad Boy, and she has prom
ised me her Picture in a Locket."
Whereupon his Wife Shrieked
and flounced over into an Arm
Chair, completely Out.
MORAL: Only one IN q Thos-
sand strikes the Happy Medium
The Washington times., 1921-02-06

rich, succulent hunk of Scandal.
AS for the Charming Hostess,
who was compelled to witness the
Brazen Performance for twenty
minutes, she was so ed-Headed
that she was splashing Tea and
upsetting Lady Fingers all over
the Best Table Cover.
When Hubby cooed something
right into the tiny Ear of the Fir
tatious Widow and she gave him
saucy overland Slap on the Elbow,
the Lady of the House let out a
quick Gasp, and it looked for a
The Washington times., 1921-02-06

have a little Proposition to make
to her.
Then he started in to tell her
how Crazy she had all the Fellows
he knew.
She became Flushed and said 1t
was Terrible to tell her such
Things and to please go ahead.
1t was Noble Try at Entertain
ing, and he did not seem to mind
the Work. They were quite Wrap
ped Up in each other, with the
Heads about three-quarters Of an
inch apart, so they did not realize
that all the Women in the Room
were accumulating Material for a
The Washington times., 1921-02-06

to a Covey of Refined Ladies as
see him off in a Club with lot of
Passenger Agents and Horse
Breeders, pulling for Table Stakes
and Black Bottle hid under the
Table.
Furthermore, she thought things
D. had come to a Pretty Pass when
a Husband would sneak in the
Back Way and crawl up stairs to
avoid meeting his Wife's Guests.
She nagged him until he decided
that he would go in for her kind
Of Recreation just to Keep Peace
in the Family.
One day when the Street in
front Of his House was jammed
with Limousines and chummy
Roadsters and there was a Strip
The Washington times., 1921-02-06
THEORETICAL STUDY OF MAN.

know girl who is a Ph. u. She
thinks she knows all about man. for
she has studied him from stand
points anthropological, ethnologi-
cal, psychological and physiological.
In reality she has not even matricu-
lated in the course. She has never
said: stop It. you're mussing my
hair!- M.
The Washington times., 1921-02-06
A sCORNED LOVER

when 1 loved you. / can't but allow
l had many an exquisite minute.
But the scorn that feel for you now
Hath even more luxury in 1t!
Thus. whether we're on or we're of.
Some witchery seems to await you;
To love you was pleasant enough.
But oh, tits delicious to hate youl
SMITTIF
The Washington times., 1921-02-06
DONTl

DONTl
when "don't" in tone
Sincere I hear,
7 never have and won't
No more would you.
SO when. desirous OF q kiss,
try 10 steal the nectared bliss.
And "Flossie" rternly orders Don't"
OF course, Dol JACK.
He-whenever I'm in your presence
my brain IL sfre.
She-I didn't know that ivory was
inflammable. PHOEBE.
One of the latest songs, "Her
Teeth Are Like Pullman Car; One
Upper and One Lower"
CUTIE b
The Washington times., 1921-02-06

Mt vesuvious in eruption. Crowd
watching.
American doughboy to another
"Ain't that just like hell, thought
Frenchman-"Oh, zese Americains-
Where have zey not been!"
oLDNUFF.
The Washington times., 1921-02-06
WILL SHE FLYf YOU BET.

Little 'Giri-Mother, do angels fly.
Mother-Yes, dear. Why?
Girl saw daddy kiss the maid on
the stairs, and he told her she was
the sweetest little angel what was"
Will she fly?
Mother-win she fly? Wait till the
first thing in the morningl
MARIE L. ".
The Washington times., 1921-02-06
TOO wIST-TOO DRY.

When Noah planned the ark to land
And cooked his weather eve,
He looked in vain, through mist and rain,
For terra irma dry.
He had no thought of changes wrought
BY modern sons OF man.
That some would cry, We are too dry
H. E. RICHARDS.
The Washington times., 1921-02-06

Chicago Is called the Windy
City, but Chicago has nothing on
Washington In this respect
when Congress Is In session. d.
Il. j. SCHwAB.