The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-09-21

upon TO bring a girl TO your h
Welcome. "Foundcdly" 49, man q
many lands. many loves. and many
'atcpplnEs '-protectnr and guard Of
our fair sersI But isn't this just
about the way ~ really works
outfg77 You call for her at-eay,
7is or tao .. m. and hit" town and
drop into a place for a gentle re
past" She orders a nice. comfort
able mcal---not over three courses.
and you MUST KEEP her company.
Hers is about $50 90 s. and yours
at least as much. totals. You
buy a pound Of chocolates at-aay
as a conservative estimate. 81 10
81 80. total-si You have already
bought the tickets for that show -
probably about $50. plus war tax.
and Il Isn't grand opera. either
s33o: totai-sT3o. After the show.
quiet place for another bite" not
much. for she isn1 very hungry. but
it's at least 75 cents for tho bite
and the same for 'deascrt''--a ''hon.
cy-drcam" or FLORIDA special or n
moonlight cfferyescence." just
something with a dimes worth Of ice
cream and a dollars worth OF china
wAre--about "a dollar and a half for
her and tho same for yourrelf-s3
totsj. 5000 Then II you want 10
step her home. It's $3.50 10 81 for the
bus That's an average evening
for the young man who really wants
90 impress his young lady friend tina;
he N nice. aoc.abie fellow. or
course. you can--lf she viii go--taks
her TO any Of our ftfBt-ciasn movies.
where you sce 'ern perfectly con.
tented. heads together. his right
hand holding hers. You can let her
eat at home before you call for her.
too. and treat her 10 "Hundae"
after the show. and get away with II
for about ts-but she. deep down In
her heart, wishes you would be 1T.
tie more frcc--uniear you both are
"yenrning' for that aforementioned
two blrdx In a nezr" stuff. II that's
the case. Il may be different. l don't
know-ncver been there. Yea. broth.
er. II may be smile OF love she
gives you over tho other birds
shoulder. but u must ho pretty dis
rusted love. then. Now let's have
some fair one pop UP and say. who
has stung you. ki6doT" Nobody az
yet. thank heaven: I'm getting this
dope from my boy friends who con.
tnuaiiy weep at the failure OF
tho "RkirtA-
Yes was q -Hteamship- man
once myself. Looked 'em over In
New York. Philadelphia. Paris. Brcst.
Chicago, and 10 on and 10 forth. on
this cnar- and tbs other. and III ad-
init that you see some -claESy- ones.
right here In Seattle: but while III
praise the classy nice ones. I'm still
'agin- these ''is.lnchies- that you
see on our beautiful bouicvards.
Every step II step OF Ignorance
II such II posslble-as 10 what II
good common sense and good taste
In the way OF wearing apparel III
confess exaggerated that weeks
pay" No. II doesn't squash half Of
tits all killed. buried and mourped
when the weary lad wcnds HIS weary
way homeward after stepping his In.
dy love 10 little good time un-
less he beats her to Il and banks" a
part OF IL "twixt and e. on Sat.
urday evening.
Once. and only once. did I ever try
10 ARGUE" with a Lady. and I was
pat upon so hard--wcil you've heard
that two dimension sturf--no thick
neEs left. you know. but she did II
no sweeily that l didn't realize II
was did but she has gone TO "Cai.
isornia"- probably Hoduiam--so I'm
not seeing her and haven't for some
time. I'm not stepping them these
days. and won't until I find one
whose vocabulary" IA beyond the
100. word limit. as Searching
says There arc few somewhere,
I know. but II surely takes a great
search so find them I wish q fellow
could meet some of 'cm who like "a
talk about something else beside
Isn't II awful about Fatty (moan.
ing Arbuckie--so intimately friendly.
don't you know. and II think that
dress ~ perfectly horriu, don your
Just to find one who could really
cook good. honey" meal. play the
piano and really love you as they
did In "daddy's day.
No. Searching I'm far from per.
fect--just ask my sistcr-and I've
not sown my wild oats"-havcn',
had timc-nor have sprouted my
little white wings-thcy may DO OF
n darker hue for all ] know: but n
good many OF us are still looking for
that quiet trusting girl who. when
we say, viii you will say
How much do you make n week p
also have my opinion OF girl who
will let fellow blow" his money.
but II wouldn't be nice 20 tell her
what said opinion Is
/ suppose some OF your readers