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Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
TWO DOZEN
BODIES TAKEN
FROM RIVER
Collapse Of Bridge Span
ming River at Chester, Pa,
Results in Death of Twen-
ty-Four Persons.

Chester. Pa, Sept 12.-Twenty-
four persons were drowned and five
seriously injured in the collapse SAT-
urday night Of the bridge spanning
the Chester river at Third street
in the heart of the city's business
district.
The police made this announce
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
Indiana Bank Robbed

Indianapolis, Sept. 9.-Four mo-
tor bandits. three white men and
one negro, held up the Beech Grove
State Bank. near here. and escaped
with between $4,000 and $4,000.
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
Per Capita Cost in Arkansas Schools

Colds Cause "TRIP and fniIusnzc
LAxAgsvE BRoM0 oUININE Tsblels remove
cause There is only one "bfoiGS QGinis
L.. W. GROVES siarssure on box. Sc1
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
One Killed in Explosion.

Halifax, Sept. 12.-One man Is
missing and TWO were seriously IN
jured. and more than a million dol
lars worth Of property was destroyed
when six petroleum stills exploded
at the village of Imperoyal.
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14

Pygmies of the French Congo have
bushy hair, which grows over their
bodies as well as over their heads.
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
$563.34
New Eauipment.

New school desks ......$ 324.98
Steel lockers, H. S. .. 400.7S
Adding machine for H. s.. 1890
Wiring East Side school APO
New window shades, black
boards, tablet arms, tables
etc. ..... 1856
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
SOLIPHONE SUBSCRIPTION

One year, by mail, in county. 81 go
Six months. by mail. in county. IS 80
One year, by mail, outside county $500
Six months. by miaI, outside
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14

The Daily Press, published every
evening except Sunday Will be mailed
to subscribers residing on rural routes
out of Paragould at the rate of $1.00
for four months or $500 per year.
Outside of Greene county at the rate
of $100 for three months or $4.00
per wear
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
Expenditures For 1920-S
Cost of Instruction

Teachers Salaries go $37042.3;
Books, Diplomas, etc. 49,. 1895
Records, Printing, etc. :. 377.9'
Laboratory Supplies 49,. 55.6'
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
$375S5.41
Operation of School Pl
Maintenance of Plant

Repair H. S. furnace ....S 1885
Repair and labor on all
other buildings ...... 1866
Plumbing ........... 80S2
Lumber for wooden lockers
and classroom at Fl. s.. 1903
Miscellaneous supplies =. 1928
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14

Fixed Charges
S 4 4 4 9. rs
Miscellaneous.

MISCCudHtUuS,
Additional playground
for South Side school $4,000
Interest to local banks on
borrowed money ...... 724.64
$1174 Cd
Total amount spent S50736.S3
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
Three-Times-a- Week
Paragould Soliphon e
Monday-W Wednesday Friday

Entered at the postoffiee, at Para
gould. Arkansas, as second-class man
matter. i%sis .,
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
RUPERT c. WRIGHT, Owner.

Advertising rates made known upon
application Reserve the right TO
accept or reject for publication amy
and all statements or announcements.
Resolutions Of Respect, Card of
Thanks, Obituaries and the like are
charged for at the rate of five cents
per line, counting five words to the
line.
Classified advertisements, such as:
For Rent For Sale, Wanted. etc,
are charged for at the rate of one
cent per word; no advertisement in
serted for less than 25 cents.
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
Receipts For 1920-21
Amount Received:
Amount Deducted

Net amount of Revenue
received .............$
Paragould soliphone. (Paragould, Ark.) 1918-1950, 1921-09-14
$1174.64

spent .$50736.S3
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05

con followed by a musicale at the Acorn
Club yesterday after their annual meet
ing. Miss Elizabeth Hood Latta gave
an interesting talk on music
There will he an afternoon Of spring
songs under the direction Of the well
known musician Mrs. Edward Z. Linch,
Wednesday, May II, at 3 o'clock, at
tho home OF Mrs. william Findlay
Brown. Summit avenue, Chestnut
ltill, for the benefit Of the PresbNterian n
Home for Aged Couples, at Bala' The
following artists will assist: Mra Rus.
sell King Miller, Miss Mary Meeklee.
Miss Irene Guest, Miss Josephine Simp.
son and Mr.. Arthur E. jackson. After
tho musicale tea will be served.
Miss Frances Sullivan. daughter OF
Mr.. ard Mrs James f. sullivan, Of
the Woods, Radnor, viii entertain ten
guests at the Sedgley club spring
luncheon today. Another luncheon will
Mrs. Norman Grey. Of sac Pine
street will entertain A. an auction
bridge party at h"r home this after
Mr and Mrs -. T'al'mrr or the Glad
stone who spent = f"W days IN New
York. have returned home.
Mr.. lack Labe, Sor Of Mr. and Mira
Jacob Jahc who Is spending ihe mouth
Of May at the Fhilmor' Country club.
celebrated mis- twenty -irsi birthday by
day evening at theatre party, fol-
lowed by supper at the Pen and Pencil
Club. Among the guests were Mr.. Labe's
father. Mr.. Jacob Labc. and his uncle,
MFR. August Wolf, and Mr.. David Kirsch-
baum.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05

city. and Mrs. Jacob Bates Abbott. of
Boston, will attend as bridesmaids at
the wedding of Miss Edna Marion Mon
les. daughter of Mrs. George, r. Nc
and Lieutenant Gcoffrey Bunting. T. $.
A.. son of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph S. Bunt-
ing, OF this city and New York, which
will be solemnized on Saturday evening
cstant Episcopal Church. ogontz, and
will be followed by reception at the
home OF the brides uncle and aunt
Mr. and Mrs. Newton Parker Jackson.
Tenth street and Oak Lane avenue, Oak
Lane Ensign sidney Bunting. I. $; -;
as best man. The ushers will include
Lieutenant Charles Harding, of New
York; Lieutenant Charles Wolfe. OF
Camp Jackson, South Carolina, and NJ
bridegroom. and Mr.. Jacob Bates hb-
bott. OF Boston; MIR Paul Cooper Reb-
mann and Mr.. Charles r. Kear, cousins
of the bride. On their return from a
his bride will live at Columbia, S. c.;
where Lieutenant Bunting is stationed
at present at Camp Jackson.
Miss Betty Harding Bowker. dauSh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. George G. Bowler.
IS Rochelle avenue. Roxboroush. Will
give supper on Friday evening 10 the
senior class of the Friends School OF
Germantown.
Mrs. John S. Gustinc, Tr, Of 6i3s
woodbine avenue Overbrook, will en-
tertain at luncheon at her home on
Wednesday afternoon next. May II, 10
hc followed by auction bridge. The
guests will include Mrs Hampton Sn.
A. walz, Miss Ieanora Wala, Mrs. Wal
tor Scott. Mrs. Walter Peterson, Sd,
Mrs Jacob Il. Baltz. Mrs. George Par
ker. Jr. Mrs. George Ward, Mrs. Philip
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05
GERM ANToWN

Mrs. Max NJ. Arnold, Of 255 East Up-
sal street, entertained Informally At
luncheon and cards al nor nome on
Tuesday afternoon. The guests included
Mrs. G. A. waters. Mrs. Francis s.
Develing. Mrs. Joseph T. Lord. Jr., Mrs
Charles E Barton, Mrs. Robert NJ. Bar
ton, Jr.. and Mrs. William c s. Lex.
Miss Mary Louise McCown, 6so4 EN-
len street, entertained at theatre party
yesterday for Miss Eleanor Scattersood
whose marriage TO Mr.. Donald J. Smith
will take place on May II. The guests
were Mrs. J. A. McCown. Mrs. Henry
W. Scattergood. Mrs Horace NJ. Barba.
Miss Josephine Serrill, Miss Frances
Weisen, Miss Marjorie Boyer and Miss
Eleanor Scattergood Miss Josephine
Terrill will entertain Miss ScattergoOd
and her bridesmaids on Saturday at
luncheon at her home, 1913 North
Broad street, followed by theatre
party.
Mrs william W Hirst, 11s Man
helm street. entertained At a surprise
party at her home last night in honor
of the birthday anniversary Of her
mother-in law, Mrs. Sarah Anne Hirst.
There were twenty guests.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05

T. Sharplss Mrs. Samuel Whctstone,
Mrs. Edward Mol. Mrs. Ralph Stewart.
Mrs. Guy Gardner. Mrs. William Dcllin-
son, Mrs. william !. COanc. Mrs. George
Lee, Mrs. Rowland Cadwalader Evans,
Mrs. Edward VI. Story. Mrs Frederick
schmidt, Mrs. William EIodgson, Mrs
William Wallace. Mrs. Charles Donncliy,
Mrs. Harvey r McDevitt and Mrs. Ed
ward Cadwalader.
Mrs. Walter A. Borden. Of ll2t wal
nut street. and her son. Walter A. Bor-
den, Jr., have left for Atlantic City
where they are occupying their Gotta &c
on New Hampshire avenue until the
autumn.
Mrs. William F. Gemm OF 1905
Sixty-elRhth avenue oak Lane, and
Mrs. David I. Shot' If Creshem and
Pelham roads. Germa Dtown. will enter.
tain thirty crippled children at lunch.
con tomorrow at the Whitcmarsh VALLEY
Country club, 70 be followed by mat.
incc party.
The Treble Clef entertained at lunch.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05
Radcliffe Club viii Give Plays

For the beneft Of the Radcliffe col
lege endowment fund. two short plays
win be given az the New Century Club
on SATURDAY afternoon. They will be
produced bv the Radcliffe club, OF New
York, and the plays selected will be
"The Hsrbor Of Lost Ships" and AN
other Way Out"
An extensive endowment fund cam.
paign for the Radcliffe College will be
started In the autumn
A Philadelphia committee composed
OF prominent women OF this city who
are graduates Of this college has already
been formed and has well-forNeh plars
for the autumn drive. Mrs Charles t.
Chandler is chairman for pcnUsyl Viva MIA
and southern New Jersey, whil" Mrs.
William g. Morse. Of Chestnu' llill. has
charge ~ the CanvaSs!us. Otner mem.
bers Of tive committee Include Mrs.
Joseph NJ CorOver, Mrs. Edvyn y. s.
SoIcnberger Miss Anne &. BauRauson
and Miss Maud Gorham.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05
MOORES

Mr. and Mrs. Charles r. Rrown enter
Ia lined twelve Of their friends At "A din
ner on Saturday evening before the
Field Club dance.
Miss Anna Turner. ri Philadelphia,
has been a guest OF Mrs, william L.
Derrick, of East Second street.
Mr. Robert Pyle gave a lecture in
Academy Hail on Monday evening on
Rose Culture Mr.. Pyle Is president
of the American Rose Society.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05
SOUTH pHIIADEL PHIA

Miss Matilda l.. Topkts. daughtcr OF
Mr. and Mrs. Sol TOrkiS. Of 2&21 South
Ninth street is spending some time al
the Breakers Atlantic C't". Tue en-.
gagement Of Miss Tcp'iiS and Mr.. Joseph
SteInhouse has been announced.
The Shaari ShsmShn Organization
Twcnty.third and wharton streets, en-
tertained on Tuesday 81 nnE. ,An"na
those present we're NJ aoi Mrs
KrauskoN. Miss Mae EinditCh, Mr.
MarlY Cohen and MI.s F.nNeIsleLn-
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05
ALONG THE READING

Mrs william Cunningham. Of shoe,
makers road, Elkins PARK, entertain ~
her card club on Monday afternoon, the
members including Mrs. John jolly. II
Mrs. William =. Chambers, Mrs. WI.
lam Brinkworth. Mrs. william Boyd
Mrs w. r. r;astburn Mrs r. NJ. Crit
hn. Mrs James GladInE, Mrs. LOUIS
lickel, Mrs Frank GHskill, Mrs q. l.
SnodgraHs. Mrs. francs NJ MCCutcheon
Mrs Anthonv Tsvlor. Me-. william Il
Thomas Ms WiNiNr i;rt'!, Us ~
Bauer and Mrs. " liam Carnan
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05
WEST PHILADELPHIA

Mr. and Mrs Samuel Grarnsteir .
rctrotnsl ~ ,r"ir daughter. Nj TGu-
Inc Gro~rsicin % Nr r.manut
r"tcdntn. OK 1ie8dine. py
NJ. irl Af~s .Iriv ~)tI e. 52"|
Cobbe CreeE par>wg:.. will BE- a. home
g." SUNDAY Ma, 10 .rom " until 6
O'Clock n nOnor Of tiisi~ t%"nt F-0f'h an
ni"ersary No cards have h""u mt og'.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05
DELAWARE COUNTY

Mr. Drew Pearson sou OF D. and
Mrs. Paul ~ Pearson, Of Swarthmor..
has returned from Serbia. where lie
spent two years doiug reconstruction
work under the auspices of the Amcrt-
can Friends Service Committee. NJ.
Pearson vas accompanied to this cCur'
try by Mr. Arthur y Ravs"u of W.
cinia and Nv Eo1h dr. BrEitcN. vino
was CHIEF interpreter Of the unit. wn"
will comple'e lts education in on" OF
our American colleges.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05
list GOSSIP ABOUT PEOPLE
Nancy lynne Talks OF the Indoor Horse Show " hich
Starts Today--She Sees Some Smart Clothes-TcHs
ofColonial Dame Meeting in Ne,U York

Philadelphia chapter is to bc held in
the chapter rooms ut 400 Locust street
NANCY WYNNE.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05

HOWNIuW> TOchII OrFl,i. UIl.>
SOW Al GIMGEIS
Adm. .'lon Tuk"rs ar1 RESERVED sg,l'
On sale
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05

"CarrIIons of Belgium & Holland"
By Hon. William Gorham Rice
,Iug ..n N1u'auHau. Frame
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-05-05

T SAW Elise du ront and Kitty
| Knight at Broad and Chestnut streets
looking very smart. Elise was wearing
, dork blue scrgC frock braided on skirt
and bodice both. with dark red floss,
and her small hat was of hcnna straw:
The T rcd Of the frock was dull and
blended right in with the hcnna of the
Tnt. Kitty. too. looked we'll in o
tailored sports suit Of tan-co lorcd wool
9rd small dark blue straw hat, which
was turned of from the face.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
THERE IS V|G0R
IN RICH BLOOD
pepto- Mangan in Liquid or Tab
Iets-a Blood Builder.

Vigor and strength have as their
base rich red blood. Blood is rich when
there are plenty of red corpuscles.
They are the tiny red cells which swim
in blood and give 1t It's color. Without
red corpuscles blood would be white.
When Overwork, or straining, or ILL
ness weakens the blood, it diminishes
the number of red cells. Without q
sufficient number Of red cells the blood
becomes watery, the body weak. Vigor
and strength fall off, so that physical
life diminishes like fading plant. The
physical pleasures Of eating and Sleep
ing and exercise lose all attraction.
There is no zest in living.
After GUIDES Pepto-Mangan has been
taken for while the blood becomes
rich with red cells. They help to nour-
ish the entire system. With good blood
at work there Is great difference in
living. Eating. sleeping and exercise
are enjoyed. All druggists sell GUIDES
Pepto-Mangan. Advertisement.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
THE BIRDS.

Someone" said Mr.. Song Sparrow,
Spoke about us the other day. Eyes,
this person spoke about us and spoke
so nicely and so kindly, too.
"In fact, the person even made up a
little song about us, and this was the
song:
"'Sometimes when all my clothes are
worn
"'And out of style and even torn.
:" L listen to the brides sing.
They don't care If I haven't a thing!
For they sing just as sweetly for those
in old clothes
":As for those in the latest of laces and
bows!'
SNOW" said Mr.. Song Sparrow,
"wasn't that niceW
"That was NICE" said Master Song
Sparrow.
Eyes," said Mr.. Sparrow, 81 am
glad that people realize we don't sing
for money.
"We don't sing any better for one
person than another. We sing for
the Joy Of singing and because we
love music and the great world.
eve sing because we are happy and
because we want to tell others that
we are happy.
"Wex sing too, because we have so
much to say which we can say better
by singing than any other way.
"Then, too, we sing because we
want to let people know that money
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
Important to all Women
Readers Of this Paper

Thousands upon thousands of women
have kidney or bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to DO
nothing else but kidney trouble, OF tho
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous, irrita-
BILE and may be Respondent; it makes any
one 80.
But hundreds of women claim that Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, by restoring
health to the kidneys, proved to be just
the remedy needed to overcome such
conditions.
Many send for sample bottle to see what
SwampRoot, the great kidney, liver and
bladder medicine, will do for them. By
enclosing ten. cents to DR.. Kilmer l. Co.,
Binghamton, ~. Y, you may receive sam
pie size bottle by Parcel Post. You can
purchase medium and large size bottles ct
all drug Observation-Disclosures
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
"Hello, Mr.. Wind"

isn't everything. We haven't any
money and yet-how we can sing!
$50 1t Is nice when people see that
we sing our very best for everyone,
whether they are rich or poor.
CLOTHES and money don't make any
difference with us, but joyousness and
such things do.
"Still when anyone is sad we like
to sing for them and we like to cheer
them up If we can.
"Hello, Mr. Wind" the Song Spar
row chirped suddenly, "what are you
making such fuss about?"
.Im singing song about myself.
Would you like to hear it?'
Immensely" chirped Mr.. Song
Sparrow. Ever so much" said Mas
ter Song Sparrow. So Mr.. Wind sang,
and this was his song:
1.-THE wind is a wild old fellow
"And sometimes he's angry and mad,
"And then again he's quiet and signs
"And Is sorry that he has been bad"
"Yes," said Mr.. Wind, after he had
stopped singing for a moment, that
is the way 1 feel.
II have a perfectly gorgeous time,
playing all kinds of pranks, and then
1 think l should be quieter and not
make such noise, and l quiet down
and behave beautifully.
'"Then l think of all the pranks I've
played and the naughty things I've
done, and gracious. mercy me, how
that list does grow!
II think of the hats I've knocked
off the heads of people. I've done
that again and again.
81 think of the dust I've blown
straight through the open windows in
the homes of people.
II think even Of the people I've
tried to almost blow away. 1 don't
do that really, but I make 1t hard
walking for them, at times!
"Then 1 think, too, of the many
other dreadful things I've done, many
of which you have seen me do.
For you know that the wind Is GER
tainly wild old fellow when he gets
mad, and when the wind gets mad, he
gets magnificently mad!"
1--WE never heard 1t spoken Of in
that way" said Mr.. Song Sparrow,
"but then you doubtless have differ
ent way of talking from most of us, as
your actions are so different, too.
"Still, am glad to hear that you're
quiet at times. Yes, know you are,
too. But 1t Is pleasant to know that
you like to be quiet at times, too.
"When one sees you blowing, one
can't imagine that you would ever be
happy acting quietly.
"Well, Wind, we mustn't stay around
much longer. 1t is getting chilly, you
know, quite chilly"
Goodbye, Mr.. Wind" said the Birds.
Have a good time and don't blow
yourself away"
"rll never do that" said Mr.. Wind.
laughing.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
Isn't II the Truth?

Perkins and Brown were walking up
Main street together.
'"There goes an old buddy Of mine,"
Perkins remarked as man passed.
"Who Is hep asked Brown.
"Bfll Bristow-poor old Bill u
"Why poor old Bill'?"
swell, It's this way" Perkins ex-
planned. "When the war broke out
enlisted and Bill got married"
Eyes. go on"
"Well, can't you see? 1 got a dis
charge more than two years ago now"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
Mother Was Lost.

A very small boy, looking rather
oewildered, approached a policeman.
"Please, SIR" he said, "have you seen
4 lady about here?"
"Why, yes, sonny" answered the po-
uceman, 1--WE seen several"
But have you seen one without
title boy?" persisted the youngster.
"Yes." replied the policeman.
SWELL" said the little fellow, I'm
the little boy, Where's the ladyr
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
Kansas Citv Star.

"Me and wife had little jower last
night" related Gap johnson Of Rum
pus Ridge, land when l got the best
of the argument she lowed that
yuarafter she'd suffer in silence. l
aim to watch her a day or so, and II
she don't kick back l reckon I'll In
vite all the married men ON the Ridge
to gather around and enjoy the spec
tacle."-Kansas City Star.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
No Wonder,

Bix-Whadjamean your insomnia II
due to heredity?
Dix-My father was night editor
on a Greenland newspaper.-Boston
Transcript.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
Got His Thouuh.

When daddy returned home from
work he asked Buddy what was the
matter with his lip.
"Nothin'," he answered, "only John
hit me-"
"Well, what did you do to him that
caused him to hit your" asked father,
quite interested.
"Nothin'," Buddy answered. II
missed him."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
Out of tho Question.

He-A short session of married life
has convinced both of us we can't get
along together. Your actions have
been too sensational. So I suggest
that we get a divorce as quietly and
quickly as possible.
She-Your suggestion Of quietness
and quickness is preposterous. I In
tend to go On the stage.-American
Legion Weekly.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
MIGHT Be on the Toe.

"Hurry, grille"
II can't go just yet. Must do lit
tie darning. / have a hole In my
stocking"
"Where 1t will shown
"Wen, If 1t. is In the stocking 1t viii
show, won't itT'-Louisville Courier.
Journal.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
Just What He Wanted.

Cadger-Hear you're wOrkin'. Soak.
er. What are you dom?
Soaker-NOthin'!
Cadger-Any chance Of gettin' a job
at the same place?-Stray Stories.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
Tryinu His Hand.

Preacher Parker-I reckon you are
gettin' kinder negligent in yo' religious
duties, Mr.. Bolts. 1 amt seen you In
church for three Sundays.
Mr.. Botts-No, parson, amt get
tin negligent. rs jest tinkerin' with
my soul myself-Exchange
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
What This Baby's Mother Says
About Father Johns Medicine:

VI have family of eight children and
two sets of twins. They all had bad
Colds and could not sleep, they coughed
all night. l started giving them Father
Johns Medicine and after taking it
they stopped coughing and they kept
on taking it until they were well. l
think it is the best medicine for colds"
(Signed) Mrs. d. Ouellette, Broadway
Road, Dracut, Mass.
/ As family medicine for colds and
throat troubles and as a body builder,
Father Johns Medicine Is depended
upon in thousands of homes because it
Is pure and wholesome. Guaranteed
free from alcohol or dangerous drugs.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03

A pessimist says, II can't" An op
timist says, II can." A peptomist says
II will"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
Considerations of Weight.

CONSIDERATIONS OF weight.
"Yond' Cassius has lean and
hungry look !" declared Caesar.
Maybe we'd better take chance
on him at that" interrupted Anthony
in whisper "You know, nobody loves
q fat man."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03
An Orators Impression.

do you think the public ought to
bear everything that is said at con-
ference?"
"Such thing" replied Senator
Sorghum, sis impossible. If the public
tried to listen to all the speeches it
would 20 fast asleep"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03

One Of the least understood things
in the world is money.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03

An old bachelor says that some
women are born foolish, some achieve
folly and the rest marry fools.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03

Avoid exrremes-a man can go crazy
even ON religion.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-12-03

Health is wealth except for the doc
tors.