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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-07-08
new HOPE
CURRENT Events

Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Minor and
son Charles, Mr.. and Mrs. Orville
Millnor and daughtrs, Elizabeth and
Lima. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Logan
and a few other friends enjoyed a
picnic up the river on July 4th
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Worthington
of Solebury Apartments were week
end and July 4th visitors in Atlantic
City, N. j.
Mrs. Thomas Peaker of Lahaska
wac a caller at the home of Richard
Peaker and sisters on Wednesday.
Mr.. ari Mrs. Robert Holcombe and
daughter Betty of N. Main Street
were weekend and 4th of July guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Alfrd Hambleton of
Wildwood, N, j.
Marion and Elizabeth Brown of N.
Main St, Huge Smith of S, Main st.
and Leon and Aloin Worthington of
Bridge ST., wotored to Willow Grove
on Wednesday.
Miss Carolyn Dillon of Ferry St
has returned to her home after spend
ing several days ,iR Imeltuon and
Allentown, N. j.
On Saturday June 9th George Eicks
of Mechanics St. will hold sale of
his household goods. Sale begins at
80 P. NJ.
Miss Helen C. Stockton entertain
ed Miss Martha Moffit over the 4th
of July at her home on Ferry St.
All of New Hope and vicinity en-
ioyed, grand outing at the Solebury
Deer Park on July 4th. Singing and
all kinds of sports were enjoyed by
all.
New Hope Baseball team played a
Philadelphia team and were beaten by
the score of 2 to 0.
Mrs. William Franks of the Bank
Apartments has returned to her home
after journeying to Forest City, Pa
to attend the funeral of her nephew
who was an Episcopal ministr at that
place.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Malcolm have
ments into the old Logan Inn. Mrs
Malcolm and Mrs. William Opdyke
will open the inn for boarding
house after the 18th of July.
Mr.. and Mrs. John McCauley and
family are moving from the Logan
Inn into their home on Bridge st.
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GREEKS WILL
NOT BATTLE

Rather Unexpectedly, King Constan-
tine refused to defer his projected
offensive against the Turkish Nation
alists and permit the allies to try to
mediate. 1t was believed he knew
the Turks were getting ready to at
tack with Bolshevist aid and deter
mined to strike first. The British ex-
erted extreme pressure on the Greeks,
and up to the time of writing the only
fighting has been a rather bloody con-
f1ict while the Greeks were withdraw
ing from Ismid. Thursdays news dis
patches indicated that Constantine had
good grounds for his apprehension.
The allied troops in Constantinople
were called into action to forestall a
vast uprising planned by the Turks
and the BOlsheviki, which was to be
accompanied by the destruction Of pub
lie buildings. The Bolshevik head
quarters were raided, quantities of
weapons seized and several ringlead-
ers arrested.
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BIRTHDAY PARTY

A birthday party was given Master
BILLY" Sproat at the home of his
mother, Mrs. Nellie Sproat, at her
home on North Main Street, Lambert
vile the other afternoon in honor
of his fourth anniversary. The time
was passed in playing games and
other amusements, and the young host
received a number of presents, includ-
ing money and large birthday cake
with four candles on it from his aunt
Mrs. J. Shirley Morgan. Refresh
ments were served.
Those present were: Harry Nor
gan, Edmund Sutterley, Richard Nor
gan, William Scheetz, Robert Morgan,
Anna Sutterley, Anna Seheetz. Martha
Scheetz, Marion Morgan, Alice Nor
gan, Dorothy Morgan, Mrs. Nellie
Sproat. Mr.. and Mrs. James Parker,
Mrs. ]. Shirley Mogan and Lester
Hawke.
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talk on means to meet the emergency.
Mr.. Harding quickly gave the floor
to Mr.. Dawes and that vigorous Chi
cagoan told the gathering in plain
language what he planned to do and
what the others must do to help him.
Then he added:
1.-THE permanent success of the bud
get system depends upon certain basic
principles, which at its inception must
be so firmly established both as to
concept and rules of action, that they
never hereafter will be questioned.
"The budget bureau must be i'm
partial, impersonal, and nonpolitical."
In concluding, he ordered the bureau
chiefs to their feet and, holding up his
hand, recited the following pledge, ad-
dressed to the President:
"These men, of whom 1 am one,
realize the perplexity of your position,
realize that the business of the coun-
try is PROSTATE. that its working men
are out of employment, that we are
faced with ineXorable necessity of re-
ducing expenditures, and we propose,
just as we did four years ago to win
the war; to try to do it. And that's all
we can do"
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CITY AFTER POLICE

Lambertville police force was sever
" criticised at the last meeting of the
City Commissioners for alleged fail
ure to properly enforce the automO-
bile laws relating to parking on the
wrong sides of the street, excessive
speeding, no lights, muffler cut-outs
open, and other violations.
They were also directed to see that
trucks did not back up to or over
sidewalks to unload goods, but that
rhey unload from the sides while
standing parallel with the curb. VIC
lators are to be arrested, or if that
is impossible, their numbers secured.
An ordinance was also introduced
to prohibit parking on Church Street
between Union and George Streets, it
being charged by the Union Fire En-
CINE Company that they are seriously
handicapped in getting out TO fires
because of the presence of many au-
tomobiles on that section of street.
A previous ordinance, embracing
this section and also Coryell, between
Union and the canal, died in transit"
because several property owners on
Coryen Street theatened vigorous le-
gal action if it was enacted into a
| law. it is reported.
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SANDY RIDGE
CURRENT EVENTS

The young ladies class will hold
summer Xmas tree entertainment
Sunday evening July 18th at 8 O'Clock.
1t will be free and special service will
be held along the line of foreign mis-
sions. Come and bring a gift to be
sent to the foreign field in time for
the Xmas season. A list of suitable
gifts will be given out which are the
necessities of life, such as, aprons,
towels, handkerchiefs, stockings, soap,
old clothing, pictures, fancy articles,
also toys and candy for children.
Mr.. and Mrs. Horace Todd enter
tanned Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Todd of
Reaville and Mr.. and Mrs. Dec Rury
of Newark on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Archie Gulick of Cop
per Hill spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. D. E. Trout.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. L. Trout will visit
their son F. Leroy and family near
Perkiomenville, Pa. over the week end
this week. Making the trip by auto.
Mrs. D. E. Trout and son, David,
Mrs. j. D. Case and Mrs. Judson Huff
visited over the fourth with Mr.. and
Mrs. Dan Case of Pennington.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Neice enter
tanned on Sunday Mrs. Neice's
brother Mr.. Jacob Huffman. wife and
son, Mr.. Allen Huffman, Miss NAL
vina Huffman, Miss Mary Robinson
of Chicago, Mr.. and Mrs. Leon Neice
and daughter Francis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Abbott of Nor
risville is visiting for some time with
Mr. Abbott's brother, Mr. and Mrs.
Jacob Abbott.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Conner of
Phillipsburg visited Mr.. and Mrs. Ell
wood Conner over the fourth.
DR.. and Mrs. Fred Harrison enter
tanned over the holiday their daughter
Erma and Mr.. and Mrs Bartholomew
of Buffalo, N. Y. Mr.. and Mrs. Bar
tholomew are head of the Music De-
partment, Summer session Rutger
College. This fall they will go to
Indiana, Pa where Mr. Bartholomew
has been appointed head of the Music
Department of the Indiana Normal
School Mr. Carl Dicker Verona, Mrs.
Harrison's uncle and friend, Miss
Marion Richardson of Bloomfield, N.
j. was also their guests.
Miss Elizabeth Harrison of Summit.
N. J. is spending her summer vaca-
tion with her parents DR.. and Mrs.
Fred Harrison Miss Harrison is a
teacher.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Rittenhouse
and Mr.. and Mrs. Jerry Browne
visited Mrs Rittenhouse's sister Mr.
and Mrs John Potts at Stanton on
Sunday
DR.. and Mrs. Balderson of Fleming
ton enjoyed their bungalow on the
hill just above Lambertville over the
fourth.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. R. Harris enter
tanned Mr.. and Mrs. Victor Aubrey
and son of New Brunswick over the
fourth.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Bodine and
son Alfred of Bridgeport, Conn. spent
the holiday with Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Phillips.
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CURRENT EVENTS

Miss Mary G. Brown of York St.
is taking courses in music at the sum-
mer session of Cornell University,
Ithaca, N. Y.
Mrs. Abel Kerr, of George St,
has been spending several days with
relatives at Kingwood
Captain Edward Thompson, of
Edgewater, Md, is spending some
days with his wife, who is visiting at
the home of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Samuel A. Finger, on Delaware Ave-
nue..
Miss Matilda Akers, of Hackensack,
is spending her vacation season with
relatives in this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred S. Finger and
daughter of East Orange, are spend
ing several days at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Samuel A. Finger on Della
ware Avenue
Miss Stella Hockenbury has re-
turned to her home in this city after
visiting relatives in Trenton.
Miss Myrtle Butterfoss, of North
Union Street, is visiting relatives at
Riegelsville, Pa.
Mrs. George Lindsey, of Perry
Street, has been visiting relatives in
Trenton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Bodine, of New
York City, have been visiting the
formers father, Lewis P. Bodine, and
other relatives in this city.
Edwin Gilbert, of Trenton, is visit
ing George Lindsey and family on
Perry Street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Russell P Van Camp,
of Germantown, Pa, were holiday
visitors with the formers brother-in
law and sister, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
F. Martindell, on Coryell Street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred L. Crimson and
son, Charles, have returned home
after vacation season spent in Bos-
ton. Mass, and vicinity
Mr.. and Mrs. George Hartnett and
children of Bayonne are visiting
among relatives in this city.
Willis Leftover has returned to his
home on North Union Street after
spending a week at Camp Taylor,
High Bridge, with the Hunterdon
County Y. M. c. A.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry M. Moorhead
and family of Philadelphia, have
been visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Werner
Green, of North Union st.
Misses Sadie and Ethel Smith, of
North Union Street, spent the Fourth
with Mr.. and Mrs. Russell Scott at
fhillipsburg.
Mrs. Thomas Trimmer, of this city,
is spending several weeks with rela-
tives in Trenton.
Jonathan Kitchen, of Brookfield
Mercer County spent the weekend
with Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore G. Kitch-
in on Coryell Street.
Drank Brink and family are camp
ing for a few days near Holland
Mrs. Hannah Wood has returned to
her home in this city after a week S
automobile trip to Boston, Mass. in
company with Mr.. and Mrs. Frank V.
D. FISHER, If Sergeantsville, and Mr..
and Mrs. Paul Wood, formerly of this
city, but now of Trenton.
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TWO RAILWAY
ORDERS ISSUED

The railway labor board issued two
orders of importance last week. The
first extended to all big railways the
wage cut which went into effect on
July l. The second abolished time
and-a-haif pay for all work over an
eight-hour day, and, with the exception
of this change, extended indefinitely
the operation of the national agree
ments which were to have terminated
last Friday. The overtime order IS
not final however. 1t was hoped that
the railroads and employees would
soon reach agreements relating to
rules and working conditions. Rail
union leaders to the number of more
than a thousand met in Chicago to
decide whether the employees should
accept the wage cut and to try to
avert a tie-up in the country's trans
portation facilities.
In the Chicago district 1t appeared
the efforts of Judge Lands as arbi-
traitor would result In the ending Of
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Lambertville Kneels To Bash

Lambertville fell a victim to the
Bash at the American Bridge field,
on last Saturday afternoon by the
score of 50.
Gurey, new pitching ace for
Lambertville, was knocked off the
mound in the second round, of their
scheduled nine inning game. Gurey
didn't last as long as Carpenter did
against Dempsey, in their heavy
weight battle at Jersey City; Welsh
was rushed in after Bash had scored
five runs, which proved to be enough
to win. Welsh pitched air tight ball
with the exception of the seventh,
after he pulled the team out of the
rut in the second inning. In the
seventh Bash punched two hits,
double and a single gave them one
run.
Lambertville didn't score until the
ninth when Dunn was hit by pitched
ball, took second on a passed ball by
Frost. Leary walked, Pidcock singled
scoring Dunn and Leary MCGOWAN
fTyed To KiIhn eY1dinor the game.
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Must PAY Price for Success.

Read of the lives of three-quarters
of the successful men, and you will see
that they started poor, and became
successful without pull" If that is
being done today, as it is, you can do
it. But you can't do it by souring
on the world. You have got to want
to succeed, and want to succeed more
than anything else. If you don't want
to succeed enough. you will not sue
coed. But it won't be unfairness and
favoritism in the world that holds you
back. 1t will be your unfairness and
favoritism to yourself.-John Blake in
Chicago Daily News.
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STOCKTON
CURRENT EVENTS

The quarterly meeting of Stock
ton Civic Club was held in the
Council Room Wednesday afternoon
Louis Cline, a student at Lafa-
yette College. is at the home Of his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Erwin Cline
for the summer vacation.
Miss Achsah D. Young, of Lam
bertvile, was the guest of friends
here on Monday.
Mrs. Willis f. Dilts was a recent
visitor in Easton, Pa.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Rogers, of
Philadelphia, were visitors over the
weekend with relatives at Centre
Bridge.
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DOWNS NORTH
TRENTON; FORMERLY WILSON
VILE

Lambertville had little trouble in
disposing of the North Trenton club,
in a Delaware River League game,
here on July 4th., by the final score
of IL
Welsh pitched for the Locals, and
held the visitors to four scattered
hits, while Lambertville knocked
Powell to all corners of the lot, for
thirteen hits, with total of twenty
one bases.
The feature of the game was the
fielding of Leary, Perrine, Edinger,
Schoskey Comfort and Powell; and
batting of Leary, Connolly, Perrine
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Earned Runs Bash, s; Lambert
vile, l. Left on base Bash, 5; Lam
bertville, 8. Stolen bases Dearolf,
Frost. Muffed throw Frost. Two
base hits Dearolf, Geoghan, Perrine,
Page. Missed grounder- Leary Sac
rifice hit Perrine. Sacrifice fly
O'Gurk. Hit by pitcher by Gurey,
Moser; by O'Gurk, MCGOWAN, Dunn.
Double plays Kuhn to Glasco. Wild
pitch O'Gurk. Passed ball Frost.
Struck out by Gurey, /; by Welsh,6;
by O'Gurk, 4. Bases on balls by Gurey
l; by Welsh, 2; by O'Gurk, 3. Hits off
Gurey, in one and two thirds in
nings; off Welsh, in 6 and one
third innings.
UmpIres, Hillborn and Bransfield
Scorer, George. E. Cooper.
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A HOT FOURTH

Monday. the hottest July 4th since
1899, locally with temperature of
100 degrees, was also the quietest
in many years, about half the popu-
lace being at Solebury Deer Park.
There was no local celebration of
any kind nor fireworks displays and
only an occasional baby" firecracker
was heard pop. The Strand Theatre
was lightly attended, because of the
Deer Park attractions, and there was
no other amusement.
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Conner Mining in Alaska.

The copper mines of Chitina valley
are the largest and richest thus far
developed in Alaska. Their success
full development has been made posi-
BILE by the completion of the Copper
River and Northwestern railroad,
which affords transportation to tide
water. The recent mining progress
in this district is shown in report en-
titled Mining in the Chitina Valley.
Alaska" by F. p. Mofiat, issued by
the United States geological survey,
Department of the Interior, as Bulle-
Tin lac.
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BIG TIMES ON
The FOURTH

Soiebury had the biggest community
Fourth Of July celebration in its his
tory and possibly the greatest ever
held in the county Monday at the
Deer Park.
Six thousand persons are said to
have attended it, and 600 automo-
biles parked there and were gotten out
without an accident.
The celebration was arranged by
the Reorganized Church of Jesus
Christ of Latter Day Saints, and is
being heartily praised by the people
of the community who claim they
were mislead by persons who misrep-
resented the new owners of the park
as Mormons.
THE campers said a prominent
New Hope citizen Tuesday, are not
Mormons. Their church is the one
from which Brigham Young and the
sect afterward known as Mormons
branches off. The Solebury campers
however, are not Mormons, do not be-
lieve in polygamy and never have"
The celebration included swim
ming, races and other sports, two ball
games, community "sing" led by
Albert n. Hoxie, and the most won-
derful display of fireworks ever seen
in Bucks county
When it came to holding the COM
muniy sing it was necessary to have
it in a large field, and it was a great
success.
Burgess Frederick M. Smith, of
Camden. who has just returned from
Palestine and Europe, made the prin-
cipal patriotic address.
Speaking of the agaAtation over
the sect, New Hope resident of
prominence said: 1T was all due to
a misunderstanding growing out of
agitation by two individuals, who got
four prominent citizens to hastily sign
a statement of which they are now
thoroughly ashamed. The people are
all with the campers, as the great
crowd on the Fourth indicates"
One of the prominent men who
signed the statement referred to said
to The Intelhgencer: at appears that
an attempt was made to make a
mountain out of mole-hilf."
The leader of the camp is John
Zimmerman, Philadelphia manufac-
turer. who is one of the most promin-
ent philanthropists of the State.
Point Pleasant and the upper Del
aware section witnessed she great
est Fourth of July holiday crowd in
the history of the resort Over the
weekend, it is estimated, at least
five hundred vacationists filled the
hotels, bungalows, cottages and camp
ing sites to overlooking. The famous
Delaware Division canal aqueduct at
the Point was the mecca for several
hundred lovers of water sport and it
might be said that Atlantic City's
one-piece bathing suits worn by the
gentler sex, compared favorably with
the attire sanctioned by the Mayor
less" Point Pleasant section.
At the Point Pleasant Inn several
weekend parties added to the gaiety
and merry-making of Independence
Day. The guests were entertained in
the evening by a ready-made Jazz
band from Philadelphia
1t was not altogether a quiet Fourth
along the river as there were plenty
of fireworks both night and day.
THE Hut, a new boat house, has
added much to the pleasure at the
Point with six new canoes.
At Lower Black Eddy, Smithtown
and points along the Jersey shore, the
vacation crowds were just as great.
Every train arriving at Byram, N. j.
brought hundreds of week-enders
from Trenton and Philadelphia.
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Earned runs Lambertville, 6.
Sacrifice hits Dunn, 2 Stolen bases
Comfort, Leary, Murphy Hit by
pitcher Connolly, Pidcock. Three
base bits MCGOWAN, Cifeli, Leary.
Dropped third strike Connolly, Wild
throw Connolly, Perine, Lewis.
Muffed fly MCGOWAN, ?. Double
plays Comfort to Schoskey Pid-
cock to Leary, Struck out by Welsh,
6; by Powell, ?. Bases on balls by
Welsh, 2; by Powell, l.
Umpires- Gilbert and Melick.
Scorer Geo. E. Cooper.
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the controversy that has tied up all
building operations for a long time.
The carpenters were the last to yield.
There was rejoicing In England at
the news that the great strike of Brit
ish coal miners had been ended and
that the men would return to the
pits on July 4. The government
grants subsidy of ten million pounds
to avert the 'hardships of the next
three months due to wage reductions.
By the terms of the settlement new
wage basis will come into effect for
the next eighteen months whereby the
miners receive 20 per cent above the
pre-war scale Of wages, with an ad-
ditional share of profits, which will
be regulated by the creation of a ma
tional board and district boards. The
strike thus ended lasted "a days and
is considered the most injurious Eng
land ever suffered, because it crippled
so many industries and affected all
classes of the population.
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FORMER CABINET
MEMBER DIES

In the death roll of the week ap-
pear two notable names. Charles ].
Bonaparte, eminent citizen of Balti-
more and cabinet member during the
Roosevelt administration, died at his
country home, He was granddaughter
of the great Napoleon. Lady Ran
dolph Churchill, who was Jennie
Jerome of New York, passed away
as the result of injuries received last
May. Probably no other American
woman has had so great an influence
on British public affairs. She was
famous as a writer and a wit.
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Rare Species. However.

'Pa, what is a good talker.'
"a man who can talk and make you
actually want to listen to him.
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A Philadelphia woman, Lorraine j.
Schumacher, has patented something
new in the way of a pretzel.
It is made chiefly Of wheat fionr
and without salt, but its novel feat
ure is coating Of chocolate so5ue-
pared as to keep out moisture and
conserve the freshness of the bretzsl,
while contributing an agreeable fiavsr
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Easily EXPLAINED.

She-'I shall never forget how crazy
you looked when you proposed to me?"
He-'I was crazy"
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A Slam.

He-Witty people make me tired.
She-Trying TO keep up with them,
I suppose.-Boston Transcript.
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Notwithstanding the impassioned
protests of many congressman and the
earnest arguments of many physicians,
the house last week passed the So
called Willis-Campbell bill designed to
forestall the execution of a regulation
providing for the prescription of beer
and light wines as medicine held by
former Attorney General Palmer to
be within the law. The vote was go
to 90. The measure is now in the
hands of the senate, and Senator
Broussard of Louisiana already has
delivered red-hot speech against it.
OF the appointment of former Pres
ident Taft to be chief justice of the
Supreme court of the United States
there is little to be said that has not
already been said in anticipation. Mr.
Tafts fitness for the high position is
unquestioned and the selection will
meet with practically unanimous ap-
proval.
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SELECTED SMILES

First Critic-"What is your attitude
toward those impressionists? Second
Ditto-"Oh, I'm a suppressionist"
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He Did.

Jack (gallanly)-Marie, dear, any
thing you say goes.
Marie (quickly)-Jack.
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Queer Way.

"What do you mean your job is a
queer one?" I'm a bookkeeper for a
bookseller
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Knicker-Is a full house tax exempt?
Bocker-Not always; you have to
give your wife a present if you loose.