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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-12-22
The Editor and the Doctor

If an editor makes mistake he
has tn apologize for it; if q doctor
makes one, he buries it.
If an editor errs, there is law
suit, swearing and the smell of sui
phur; if the doctor errs, there is a
funeral, cut flowers and smell or
varnish.
If the doctor goes to see another
mans wife he charges for the visit;
if the editor goes to see another
mans wife. he gets a charge Of
buckshot.
When a doctor gets drunk, it's
a case OF being overcome by
heat" if he dies, it's heart failure.
When an editor gets drunk, it's a
case of too much booze; if he dies,
it's case of delirium tremens.
Any old college can make doc
| tor; you can't make us editors
we have to be borns
EXCHANGE.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-12-22

No Chance?
With doubt and dismay you are
smitten,
You think there's no chance for
you, son?
Why, the best books haven't been
written,
The best race hasn't been run.
The best score hasn't been made
yet,
The best song hasn't been sung,
The best tune hasn't been played
yet;
Cheer up, for the world is young.
The best verse hasn't been
rhymed yet,
The best house hasn't been
planned.
The highest peak hasn't been
climbed yet,
The mightiest rivers aren't
spanned;
Don't worry and fret, faint-hearted
The chances have just begun,
For the best jobs haven't been
started,
The best work hasn't been done
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-12-22
Notice Of Probate Of Will

Notice Of Probate Of Will
District Court in and for Audi
bon County.
STATE OF IOWA T.
Audubon County %
TO ALL WHOM 1T MAY
CONCERN:
Whereas, On the 18th day Of
December, A. D., 1921, a paper
purpo,ting to be the last Will and
Testament of T. j. Elwood, late Of
said County, deceased, was filed in
my Office, and was by me opened
and read, and the 18th day of Jan
uary, 1922, at the Court House,
Audubon, Iowa, at 8 o'clock A. M !,
appointed and fixed as the time
when the same will come before
the Clerk of the District Court Of
said county for final proof and pro-
bate, as the duly executed last
Will and Testament of the said
I. j. Elwood, deceased, at which
time all persons interested may
appear and show cause why the
same should not be admitted to
probate.
Dated this 18th day OF Deem
Der, 1921.
GLEN TURNER,
Clerk.
JOHN HoRNING,
dc Deputy.
(SEAL)
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-12-22
Marines Protect Mails

The boldness of bandits has led
the postofflce department to pro-
tect the mails with two thousand
U. S. marines. The guards have
orders to "shoot to kill" The eff
fsct of this step is seen in reduc-
ton in the number OF postal rob-
berries Already several men have
been wounded by marines in the
performance of duty, and one
killed.
"The taste of the American peo-
pie is for good plain food, rather
than the sixteen courses of Cen
eral' Grants time" Miss Alice Rob
ertson told the graduating class of
the Lewis hotel training school.
Hotels and places to eat should
be restful," she continued. Gwen
members of congress appreciate a
restful place. This congress Job
Is hard work, and a restful place
seems good occasionally"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Julien JOsephson, author of The
City Feller." an original photoplay
to be produced by Goldwyn, has a
distinction that should have earned
him a place in Main Street" For
that's where he lives, and always
has lived. Josephson, who gained
fame by writing those small town
screen plays that first made Charlie
Ray famous has never seen any big
cities except san Francisco and Los
Angeles. He has never ridden in Il
subway or on an elevated and has
never been further east than Los
Angeles.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Gloria told me that she wouldn't be
busy. So I anticipated a coy tete-
a-tete over a cup OF tea. Interviews
with movie queens are usually held
in that manner)
When 1 arrived n her suite at the
Ritz 7 was introduced 10 an artist
a sculptor. n production manager.
four photographers. a girl reporter
On ordinary girl. a hex Of candy. a
box OF cigarets and a .Jox of cigars
Of a grade better than am accust-
omed 20 smoke.
Glorious Gloria would soon be En-.
she was shopplng-in the next room.
Seems the stores do a Mohammet-
to-the-mountain with Gloria. They
send their wares TO her so she can
shop at home.
had had one chocolate. one Gig
aret and one fade-cut Of Gloria in
the other room when the bell an
nounced two more feminine inter
viewers. More inroductons. Like
standing IN line at reception.
Then entered Gloria, glorious in
dressing gown or somethinE-or-
other. IN two tones. old rose and
gold. StocKingless feet no bigger
than a minute. in HardiHg-blue slip
pers.
The photographers were quicker
than the interviewers They snapped
her in Il poses and rushed out as
though they were trying TO make an
edition.
Buzz-z-z! Another troop OF inter
viewers. friends and second cousins
Of interviewers. While ntroductions
were going on another photoErapher
sneaked' in and set up his camera.
Eleven more photographs.
BuN-z-zl More .nterviewers,
Br-r-rrr, The telephone.
At last the feminine contingent Of
pencil pushers swept down upon
their victim. All I heard was Gloria
saying. "Well, when You know Ell
nor Glyn intimately you like her
You'd like her too. if you knew hcr
rs we'll as I do"
Being a mere man I awaited IN.
departure Of my professional sisters
before trying an interview.
had just started in on the fourth
generation of ancestors, who We're
either Swedish or Italian, or both.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

her own product tastes - especially
when eaten directly out Of the fry
ing pan in spite of the makeup on
her lips
That decides her. No sissy boy
husband for her She wants real
man - like Tony who makes her
eive up vamp-ng in favor of the fry
Ing pan.
And really - swears the press
agent-Marie Provost Is exactly like
that. In private lie she is extreme
ly domestic in her tastes and her
ideal OF happiness is 20 have a home
Of her own-and a family But the
real Marie just hasn't found the
right mana man like the screen
Tony.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
JACKIE COOGAN
IS BIG HIT IN
'PECK'S BAD BOY
The Kid Scores Heavily With
Sunday Audience at the
Blackstone Theater.

The inimitable Jackie Coogan tri-
umphs again on the sc~een in his
latest motion picture. 'Peclk's Bad
R1y," which opened at the Black
stone theate- Sunday afternoon to
capacity crowds. Il is released by
Associated First National Pictures.
Inc.
The six-year-old youngster dem
onstrates in this latest production
that he IS a born actor md that he
wei merits the distinction OF being
Starred in spite Of his ext. enc
youth.
As "Peck's Bad Boy Jackie IS 10
the life the mischievous youngster
who gets into a varied assortment OF
boyish scrapes. His ingenious
scheme 10 see the circus, his play
fulness which results in the escape
OF a lion, the uproar he causes in
church by introducing a novelty In
the way Of several hundred ants
which take a liking TO his father,
and the part he plays in love af-
fair are some OF the high-lights in
this delightfully."- refreshing photo
play The subtitles, which were
written by Irwin S. Cobb, are de-
licious IN their humOr. the phOtog-
raphy is excellent and the work Of
the entire cast admirable.
Doris May plays the role OF the
girl in the case, while Wheeler Oak
man portrays the man. James Cor
rigan is seen as Mr.. Peck and Lillian
Leighton as Mrs. Peck. Raymond
Hatton is the village grocer, Charles
HattOn is Jackie's Buddie and Baby
Gloria Wood is his affinity. Tar Baby,
JacKies dog, is played by Queenie.
"Peck's Bad Boy" is wholesome
entertainment genuine tonic fol
/ the pictures going public. And IT.:
another fine feather in the cap OF
young Master COogan.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
OUR Nl.w AMBASSADORS.

Mary Pickford and Douglas Fair
banks on their latest trip to Europe
regard themselves as Ambassadors
of good will" Their idea is that
European producers ought 10 know
that American film makers are not
trying 10 drive everybody else out
Of business incidentally Mary and
Doug are going TO do the personal
appearance" stunt. showing them
selves in connection with their own
pictures at theaters in various coun-
tries
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
AIRPLANES, AUTOS
PROVIDE THRILLS
IN MIX'S PICTURE
Popular Screen Star OutdOes
Himself IN Movie Being
Shown at Auditorium.

A story Of thrills-of speed-and
Of humor on the plains in the new
west is Tom Mix's latest Fox offer
ing, taken from William Wallace
Cooks novel after Your own
Heart" which is shown today and
tomorrow at the Auditorium theater.
From all reports, MiX's latest pic
ture is said 20 surpass anything he
ever did in motion pictures. The
story tells of a modern ranch owner
who uses airplanes and autos in place
of horses. Tom Mix never disap-
points. and in After Your own
Heart" he has an abundance of new
thrilling stunts that are almost un-
thiukable Opposite Mix are. Ora
Carewe. his pretty leading lady and
william Buckly. the good bad man
On the same program Brownie the
Century wonder dog Is seen in 80
ciety Dogs and Fox News Of latest
current events are also shown.
THAT Something" a special pro-
duction dedicated 20 the Rotary
Clubs Of America, is scheduled for
wednesday and Thursday. The play
is as free from propaganda a. fairy
story and as full OF food for thought
as an egg is crammed with nourish-
ment. Ii is that rare combination or
a message OF truth in an emotional
thrilling setting. Qualities OF the
story Will appeal 20 all classes and
ages of theater- COers and will reach
the consciousness Of either sex with
equal conviction
The story IS essentially wholesome
but free from cheap sentimenta-ity.
Il is sturdy study of the life OF an
American youth who brings success
out of failure. because n finds that
something" which IS the theme OF
the phot0drama and the nature or
which is divu.Eed i'm the course OF
the active drama Heading the All
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

skirts urtI suddenly she rehelIed
against the 1-e-pisce bathing suit
and vowed She would henceforth be
a s<irted film star or no star az all
Tier new vehicle. in which she is
"a properly skirte6 star. is called
"No1uUEh- FolIes' The uaught-
ness or bathing beach unconvenuon-
8-tv -s gone. uu, Marie remains the
vaup
I- the play-as Nan RuuedEe-
she rir-s and vamps her way
through many feet Of Him. And she
simply cannot make up her mind
whether 90 marry Rene. who dances
alorably and smokes violet c.Earets,
or Che Vr.e Tony. who has rough
habits and who doesn't dance and
who smokes q pipe
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
SCREEN VAMPS ALWAYS
YEARN FOR FRYING PAN

NEW YORK. Sept 25.-The flour
ishlH- industry of motion picture
press ascutry has at least one per-
maneut rule of procedure. to wit:
The beautiful, lady who plays the
vamp role with convincing vile and
dev.Ishuees really is tho absolutely
ana.hesis in private life. a sanity
lady who ycarns for the joys of quiet
doucsticitv. the hearthstOne. and the
uaromanuc tasks VI the kitchen sink
THAT is the formula.
Believe &c or not. as YOU like But
On this particular case the press
agent for Marie Provost says IL is
absolutely true.
Marie, YOU may remember. gained
fame as a bathing beauty. Nobody
ever knew what she looked like in
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

She tries TO elope with the very.
very nice boy. But. Of course. the
burly Tony, with his caveman tao
tics Of love just naturally pursues
them and drags Nan into his speed
ster and carries her off TO his forest
shack in Maine and locks her in q
room to make her behave.
You can finish the story yourself
Certainly, she wouldn't talk 10 him.
But how masterful he was! And fin
ally he makes her cook his breakfast
and darn his socks and wash his
clothes. Sort OF a trial marriage
giving her a chance TO try out the
job and see if she could perform such
counubial tasks satisfactorily.
Just look at her frying the break
fast bacon and discovering how good
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
TON NIX TO ATTEND
PENDLETON ROUNDUP

Tom Nix. the Fox western star.
has been invited by the Pendleton
Roundup committee 20 be its guest
az the annual Pendleton roundup In
Oregon the latter part OF September.
and II all goes well he hopes 10
make the grades" This annual at
fair is considered the biggest and
best OF IT'S kind IN the country.
For several years Tom has partici-
pated In these festivities and is very
anxious 10 do so this year, but de-
clares he never would be able 20 "set
Il OUT: he would surely be over the
fence and into the arena, roping a
steer or riding a bucking horse or
something.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Hyman Lemontree the well known
oDIcau. has a pair Of powerful bin
cellars which some II the business
men are using 20 a good advantage
Mr. Crockett. ~ the Ideal laundry,
was seen using the Binoculars last
week when Re suddenly ran down
tho street AS tho well known suds
artist returned ne informed the doc
tor that he spotted "A fellow with "A
dirty collar and went after the bust
ness Any other business man de-
sirirg 10 spot prospective customers
with the binoculars will be quoted
rates by calling at the well known
opticians office
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Pathe has picturized the resurrec-
ton of the East Side as New YOrk's
residential quarter
caused by number of wealthy
people following Mrs. William K
Vanderbilt's lead in building a man
sion in the once dingy Sutton place,
overlooking the East river.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
GLORY TO GLORIA!
THIS INTERVIEW
WAS HARD TO GET
Click of New Cameras Sounds
Like Machine Gun Fire,
Says Reporter.

NEW YORK. Sept. 25.-Just re-
turned from a reception at the Ritz
held for Gloria Swanson and myself.
or so it seemed to me.
The fellow who fixes" things for
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

The film version Of the Ibsen play.
"Iedda Gabler," has been brought
from Italy Guests at the first
showing in October will be Mrs Les
lie Carter, Mrs. Fiske, Nazimova
and others who played In on the
stage.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Ohio and Pennsylvania have moro
motion picture thcatcrs than any
Cther state. Each has l749. Lat.--
statistics show there are $3.50
movie the1ters i'm the world. or
This number 9.215-almost half
are I'm the United states
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
Old HAM Has STING

When protests were filed in Los
Angeles against the Clara Hamon
picture. Fate" Mayor Cryer dug up
an old law with slch a bite I'm il
that producers are making an effort
to have IL repealed. A pigeon-ho-ed
ordinance was found calling for a
censor OF pictures and compelling
exhibitors TO pay o5 cents fee for
each picture shown. The ordinance
was passed In 1917 but never en-
forced.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
vERY FIATTERING. PICARD.

The man who paid <ipling the
prevailing rate q 81 a word for his
au- Erlph and then sold 10 az a
proft had nothing on the Paris shop
r.r. who wrote Pearl white. screen
star. asking FOR small loan Miss
White wrote her that she never lent
money 70 strangers. and compro-
missed by enclosing her photograph
Upon her return 90 this country Miss
White received this letter from the
Snterprising shop girl.
Dear Miss Pearl: Many thanks.
Z put your photo up at auction Just
when our establishment was full OF
customers. II fetched LIZ francs
Ehanks awfuly."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Senator Boies Penrose has install
ed a movie studio in his home. The
Penrose saw his first movie in a num-
Der Of years a few months ago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Lydia Knott. who played the
mother role IN several Charles Ray
pictures and IN Mrs Wigs Of the
Cabbage Patch" has a similar role
IN Rex Migrants screen production
OF Turn 20 the Right"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
GREETINGS Also.

John Brineman. manager OF the
Rogers Optical company is now
grinding away at his big store. PIP
: Michigan st. Johns got Won
derful place folks and talk about
scientific instruments. Oh, well. see
for yourself and betcha youll think
you're in Tom Edison's lab. OF
course, we were never in Toms lab,
but that's what we think it would
look like
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Jack Pickford and his director
filmed Wall Street. the subways and
New York landmarks 20 aid his pro-
duction OF THE Tailor-Made Man. g"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

But. just tin. folks. Jackie
Cooean is just as funny in "Peck's
Bad Boy" as Mary Alden was seri-
Gus in THE old Nest
As we are peacefully sleeping over
our T.. O.. smith, the high powered
press agent from the Auditorium
thoater "Scotty" Van Buskirk comes
dashine In with a long yarn about
the daring deeds Of Hurricane
Hutch Space won't permit re-
pelting the story but see the pic
ture and v0uu understand why we
snapped out Of our sIumber in such
"a hurry
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

It's reported Cecil DeN1ille has OBJ
tanned the support of Billy Sunday
in the fight against unnecessary
movie censorship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

The movies get 'em all. Now it's
rumored that Roger W Babson,
well-known economist, may enter
the picture industry.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
GREETINGS

G. 2. Brockett. formerly manager
Of the Blackstone Bootery, is again
on his old Job. G. Z. hasn't forgot
thing and carries on a fluent con-
versation about Louis heels, satin
pumps and IS. Sc, and also 81.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Percy Halton. who made a hit in
The Return Of Peter Grimm" is
working with Mary Carr in a new
Fox picture.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

To the many that have inquired
"a 20 whether Gus Berkson and
Harry Alberts are related we viii
take the following stand on the fore
mentioned inquiry to-wit: That 70
the best Of our sight the only time
we think Gus and Harry resemble
each other is when they have their
hats off OF course. during the win
ter months there will be no con-
fusion as the two will be obliged To-
wear sky pieces or catch their death
of cold
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Films on civics, agriculture and
the mechanical arts are being used
In Chicago TO aid ia vocational'train-
ing for disabled soldiers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Gus Berks0u. manager Of the
Blackstone theater takes credit for
making more people cry in South
Bend than any other individual Gus
buys The pictures for the theater,
and the picture that brought him
the now found credit was The Old
Nest"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Reports from Herb. WoI6's pop
corn mine in the basement Of the
Auditorium theater indicate that
business Is Good in South Bend
apologies 20 r. A Me-.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Since Lee Hurwich entered the
shoe game in Mish. we are receiving
our advertising copy over the phone.
You're right. we're getting darn lit
tie copy. Don't condemn Lee he
means well, it's those blinke ty blank
phones Of Ed. Bonds.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

There has never been serial
serial story of the quality and style
OF Hurricane Hutch, 30 the new Pathe
chapter-play which has its hrst run
in this city at the Auditorium theater
on Friday Of this week. It is censor
proof and sensure- proof. It is harm
less entertainment for children and
grown-ups. 40 shooting, no knitting.
NJ fiendish torture devices, and it
isn't necessary TO XIII the villains
to bring the story TO a happy end
ing And yet Hurricane Hutch"
has never been equalled for thrills
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26
Chatter OF The Block
By The Observer

Didia notice how bright the sun
was last Friday?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

Try NEWS-TIMEs Want dds
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-26

death-dCfying stunts-suspense and
plot. II is a man against man-wits
and Drawn in a battle for a suprem-
acy Of the attest. The thrills, in the
form Of daring rescues and desperate
chances on land and sea, conspire
with Charles Hutchinson, the hero
Of this mighty chatter play, TO Stage
some Of the nerviest daredevil stunts
ever actually performed, before the
camera or elsewhere. A remark
able cast lends Mr.. Hutchinson prin-
cipal support. Lucy Fox. a gifted
beautiful girl with a gracious per-
star cast are Margery Wilson and
Charles Meredith. Joe Martin. the
educated monkey is featured in "A
Monkey Hero" and Fox News is also
shown.
The Ward County independent., 1921-11-03
Nsstos, Johnson, and Kitchen
Win by 1000 Majority, tho
Measures Likely Fall
VOTE LESS Than 1920
incomplete Returns Show !. v. A. Gain
In East and loss In West, With
Frazier and johnson Leading
Their TicketA

With the returns complete from 30
out of SO Of the counties OF North
Dakota, only 81 Of the 2,O01 precincts
remaining unreported, Rangvald A.
Nestos. Independent candidate for gov
srnor against the present incumbent,
Lynn J. Frazier, Nonpartisan, in the
nations first statewide recall election,
was an assured winner by something
more than 1000 majority. Nestos was
given 100,310. Frazier 103022, the for
mer leading by 6,2Ss. 1t was estimated
that 1000 votes were yet to be heard
from.
The ratio established by the first
counties to complete their returns In
dicated that Frazier would run high
man on the League ticket, with Syein-
bjorn johnson, candidate against Will
liam Lemke, attorney general, as the
leader Of the Independent ticket
Lemke was running second among the
recalled officials, with the commits
Sioner of agriculture and labor, John
N. Hagan, third. Nestos held, in these
counties, second place for the Inde-
pendents. with Joseph A. Kitchen
third.
All other returns We're neglected for
the completion Of the report on the
gubernatorial race even those on the
candidates for the other two offices
The Ward County independent., 1921-11-03

being less complete than the governor
ship report. But the Indications were,
from the scattering returns which were
tabulated. that the constitutional
amendments and the initiated meas.
ures Of the Independent Voters asso-
ciation would run about even with the
ticket, possibly somewhat lower.
Heavy Vote Cast.
Good weather prevailed on Friday
last throughout the entire state, and
the vote In the greatest recall election
sver held was exceptionally heavy, al
though some leaders of the Nonparti.
san forces commented that over.con.
ddence In the result, which kept many
voters from the polls, caused the turn
IN the tide of state affairs. The coun-
try roads In some sections were heavy,
the general rains OF several days pre-.
Ylous to October 2S having lasted until
the night before election.
The Ward County independent., 1921-11-03

1t is figured tlnt the toal vote will
run 5000 to 10000 less than that pol'cd
last fall at the general state election,
when u record vote was piled up.