Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1921-03-25


in the salaries of the remaining "higher
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Big Cities and: Little Towns
Are you still pining to live in a big
city, where the bright lights glare and
revelrv reigns supreme? You might try
out and send us your experiences for
publication.
A year ago, young married man pur-
chased home in the outskirts of Chi
cago for $1,000 on the time payment
plan, the monthly payments being rath-
er heavy.
Then business Stacked up and his in
come decreased. and he found it impos-
sib]e to meet his payments.
He has Just sold out at loss and is
renting a four room fiat for which he
is required to pay $75 a month.
There are said to he $4,000 families
in Chicago. who are doubling up with
other families because there are no
houses or flats for them to occupy. And
the experience of Chicag 60 is much like
that of any other large city in the
country.
There may not be as much glitter and
glamour in This town as there is to be
found in large city, but there is a
deal Of satisfaction in knowing that a
PERSONS soul is his own and that he
does not have to be gouged front and
back every time he turns around.
There are worse places than the old
home town.
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A public man is a public target, but
sometimes his hide is too thick for the
shafts to penetrate.
Tho wise man never tells all he
knows. As long as he keeps you guess
ing, he has you coming.
Most men have a generous streak in
their makeup. They are prolific in the
giving of free advice.
Few of us ever receive what we really
deserve in this life, but we often get
what rightfully belongs to the other
fellow.
We, however, are not prepared to ap-
prove the enforcement of prohibition to
the exclusion of the bottle. There are
a lot of babies yet 70 be raised.
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In a moment Of mental> alteration,
we started in to pursue the society col
umns of a big city newspaper, in hopes
of finding something more narrowing
than our thoughts. We found it. That
birdess of a reporter portrayed every
chrome in skirts in the social register.
as An angel of beauty, a goddess Of viz
tue and paragon of Intelligence. All
Of which, you know, it quite which.
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When beautiful young woman an
nounces her engagement, she promptly
loses both her youth and her beauty in
the eyes of the also-rans. But it, the
way of the world, and the world has
ways of it's own.
Some people take themselves serious
~ because no one else is willing to take
them at all.
Every native born American is a po-
tential president in the making. But
calm your fears--it takes deal of max
ing to land him in the white house.
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Never complain to an editor that he
does not print all Of the news. He
might do so-much to your confusion.
Take it easy brother. Don't get all
fused up because your wife has just
paid you one Of those delicate compli-
ments she used to hand out before the
preacher collected his fee. Tomorrow
you II know how much it costs. y.
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Every man is entitled to his Just de-
serts, but very few care to collect on
them.
70 Too frequently the friend in need is
the last one to be paid.
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A very charming and discerning lady
remarked the other day that the good
husbands are not all dead yet. And
every benedict in this town enthusiastic
cally agrees with her.
One of the greatest trials of life is
the fact that our virtues are never
fully understood. until after we are
dead.
Albert Lea Standard:-President
Harding is continuing policy that
Wilson was censured for during the
late campaign. He has ordered that the
American army of occupation in Ger
many be maintained at its station, less
Germany might construe it's withdraw
81 rs an act Of friendship.
Tairmnnt Seminal. T>ou;d . ~.