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Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

MADAM" said the Oriental polite.
", 81 am sure that you must have
You may not know what little Bit
Of work it takes to keep me EN-.
ployed. christian Register.
Clarence, the footman, called his
master on the telephone. 81 regret
to inform you, sir. that your house
is on fire" came the voice over the
phone.
"What a terrible misfortune. But
my wife-is she safe?0 queried his
master.
"Quite safe, sir; she got out
among the first"
"And my daughters-are they all
right?"
"All right, sir; they were with
their mother"
"And what about my mother-in-
law7"
''That Is what / wanted to speak
to you about, sir. Your mother-in-
law is asleep on the third floor, and
knowing your regard for her comfort,
/ wasn't sure whether / ought to
disturb her OF not, sir. "-Argonaut
On a recent visit to New York Mrs.
Harding attended the first perform
ance of new play. At the end Of
the play the young playwright was
presented to her, and she said: II
like your comedy very much, indeed,
and shall send all my friends to see
it,"
The playwright made a grateful
bow and answered: '.In that case,
madam, we are going TO sell exactly
100,O00,00O tickets"
Rose They say that radium is
constantly giving off particles Of it
self, yet it never gets any less.
Budd-That's the kind of stuff
they ought to make money of.
AREN'T you going to invite Mrs.
Blanck to your dinner party?"
Certainly not; ! entertained her
once before and she never recuper-
ated. London Opinion.
Dingus-Back in, the city again?
/ thought you were farmer.
Paymore-You made the same mis-
take that did.
Senator Smugg is terribly hide
bound, isn't he?"
''He was until the newspapers rip
ped him up the back. Kansas City
Star.
That's Fsy s a4sn dog Pae Lay down. a9n1i
tell you"
Mister, you'll have to say, Lie
down. he's a Boston terrier. Nash
vile Tennessean.
''Dobson is always Dragging about
his courage. Is he really cool in the
face of danger?"
''Well, his feet are" New York
Sun.
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Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

its name from an old word "mono-
pia" or "menavia," in Manx "vannin'
or "mannin," which means middle
and was applied to the island because
of its location.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Oakland Journal-W. T. Lee, edi-
tor of the White River News, will not
issue his paper this week on account
of the Gibson county fair. Mr.. Lee
is a member Of the band which will
furnish the music.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24
FUN WITH THE MEDIcos

SThe doctor said he'd have me
walking again in two weeks "
"Well, didn't he do it?"
"He did, indeed. had to sell my
auto to pay his bill"
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Science numbers the muscles in the
human body at 446 but it is held by
some that there are more than this
number.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Savannah Press--Wanted, by set
tied young man, room and board with
nice widow lady who would natural
ly like d little company and protec.
ton; must be reasonable.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

ooh, doctor, / am suffering Sc
much want to die"
"You did perfectly right to call
me. "-Begion Weekly.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Doctor have made wonderful
discovery. With this medicine
can turn old men into young.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

eyes," said the specialist, as he
stood at the bedside of the sick man,
81 can cure you"
what will it cost?" asked the sick
man family.
''Ninety-five dollars"
you'll have to shade your price a
little" replied the patient. al have
a better bid from the undertaken
Success.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24
GEMS FROM EXCHANGES

Hillsdale News Wanted Wash
ing, I can give good satisfaction I'M
less you are an old crank that God
or the devil can't please.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

In the ex-kaiser's Berlin palace
were found 10000 copper cooking ut
ensils, after his flight, although all
copper has been called in by his
government.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

I A doctor who was superintendent
of the Sunday school in a small vii
lage asked one of the boys this ques-
ton: Willie, will you tell me what
we must do in order to get to heav-
en?"
Said Willie: eve must die"
every true" replied the doctor,
"but tell me what we must do before
we die"
eve must get SICK" said Willie,
land send for you."-Newark Speed
up.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24
rDNTERYALS

A.r much turning and
no they shoW2
what, your ankles!
silIv. / don't mind my
mean my ears, Of course
Forum.
- WORKERS. your hus-
ssady worker?
Wen. it's dis way When
NJ nothin' to do ne snufe
mi when be done got a
n most unsteadiest man
Legion Weekly.
Father, what is the board Of
Wien / went to school, It
1ins shingle.-Chicago lib
plancing toward the
s6rological observations, !
those aggreg IONS u GU
token precipitation
vou mean, boss, it's going
Farm and Home.
80 the most attractive fea-
farm Hfe?" asked the city
5ne off work on Saturday
q town IN the flivver,
truthful agriculturist.-
sm Age-Herald.
YOU advise me to travel for
gsnlied the doctor. "a man
II ~ in first-elass physical
before he takes on the wor-
HaveI nowadays. The Ex-
what makes you think it
for rich man to land IN
p FOR al immigrant to land
a he former case the lite
isn't as strict.-Life.
Jobson had gone away from
having Mr.. Jobson lamentlng.
WING at her destination she
Ter gold brooch and sent a
"a 10 her servant asking the
~ her know if she found
81 On the dining room floor
sweeping it next morning.
rTat duly replied: "Dear
You ask me to let you
HI found anything when
the dining room floor this
I beg to report that |
thirty matches, three corks and
y cards
Iobssn returned by the next
Pittsburgh ChrOnicle-Tele-
panese 'fboy" came to the
4 minister IN Los Angeles
ana applied for a position.
happened that the household
hsady well supplied with ser
- tie minister's wife said, Il
ry, but we really haven't
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Science numbers the muscles in the
human body at 446 but it is held by
some that there are more than this
number.
In the ex-kaiser's Berlin palace
were found 10000 copper cooking ut
ensils, after his flight, although all
copper has been called in by his
government.
Soap bubbles are round because
the pressure of the atmosphere on
them is equal at every-part. They
are long when being blown because
the current of air from the lungs al
ters the pressure upon the surface.
Some superstitious wives, when
their husbands go forth to play polk
er on their night out, stick a pin in
the lapel of their coats to bring them
luck. A split of the winnings, if the
pin helps, is the reward.
The fossil of a winged and tooth
less bird recently found in Western
Kansas is held to be the oldest relic
of the past now on the earth. 1t
is estimated that this bird lived U.s.
100000 years ago.
The peacock was once retained as
food for kings and mobiles, but can
now be eaten by anyone who mas
the price.
Doodle" according to the Thieves
Lexicon, published in 1858, meant
counterfeit money and a doodle
carrier" was one who carried the
counterfeit money and handed it out
bill at time to those who passed
One Of the ugliest fishes found in
Atlantic Coast waters is known as
the sea devil, fishing frog, goose fish
and bellows fish. 1t is nearly all
mouth and stomach and its, diet is
fishes smaller than itself.
Joseph A. Hill, wounded soldier,
walked from Boston to Washington
in order to get $1,000 due him for
thirteen months of compensation
checks. With the money collected
he took q Pullman for his home IN
Sag Harbor, Long Island
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

glancing toward the
geological observations, I
tbose aggregations OF Gu
toEen precipitation!
IN mean, boss, it's going
Farm and Home.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

GAINESVILLE Herald Democrat -
Sunday-school was drag last Sum
day on account of the superintendent
getting hit with a ball at Batson last
Saturday and not being able to at
tend.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Woodville Item-Her probable re-
covery is doubtful.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

enough work to keep another boy
busy"
MADAM" said the Oriental polite
", 81 am sure that you must have.
You may not know what little bit
Of work it takes to keep me en-
ployed. christian Register.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Ladies' Home Journal-Guynemer
was killed back of Ypres with bull
let through the head, shot by AN
UNKNOWN GERMAN AIRMAN
NAMED WISSEMAN.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

"a Worker-Is your hus-
sady worker! NIL,
5,B nothin' to do he shure
bnt when he done got a
most unsteadiest man
LEGION Weekly.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

>. the most attractive fea-
farm Hfe?" asked the city
Ling off work on Saturday
p town in the flivver,
truthful agriculturist.-
am Age-Herald.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Father, what is the board Of
nl !. ,,hoo1 IL
1a shingle.-Chicago Trib-
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Erie Herald-The memorial will BIZ
in the form of a huge boiler as sym
bolical of Rev. Bakers life.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

japanese 'eboy" came to the
minister IN Los Angeles
n ana applied for a position.
happened that the household
ssdy well supplied with ser
tie minister's wife said, Il
ry, but we really haven't
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Waldron Reporter-Mr. Tink Tull
has got the car fever. If anyone
knows good remedy send it to
Tink.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Germany is the only country
which has formally abolished tipping
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Carrying the furniture Of the ex-
kaiser to Holland called for SO rail-
way vans.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

49, much turning and
what, your ankles?
eilIy. / don't mind my
mean my ears, Of course
40 Forum
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Umbrellas numbering 10000 were
left in the Paris Underground Rail
way last year.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

The peacock was once retained as
food for kings and mobiles, but can
now be eaten by anyone who mas
the price.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

you advise me to travel for
lh" "a 80
+ 81 in first-elass physical
before he takes on the wor-
aveI nowadays. THE Ex-
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Fremont Tribune-Are Not Mar
ried-The report relative to the mar
riage of J. w. Book and Miss Eva
Cook, both of this city, alleged to
have taken place some time ago in
Iowa, proved to be purely fictitious
and the work Of brainless persons
who have nothing on their minds but
other peoples business, according to
the principals. Miss Cook and Mr..
Book emphatically deny the alleged
union.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

"Dobson is always Dragging about
his courage. Is he really cool in the
face Of danger?"
''Well, his feet are" New York
Sun.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Wasps do good by reducing the
flies and caterpillars.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

what makes you think it
for rich man to land in
I'm FOR an immigrant to land
erica? - ,.4
SIN The former case the hte-
~ isn't as strict.-Life.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Living in Austria is now SO times
as costly as in 1914.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Lessons in matrimony have been
suggested by 4 Judge, who has to set
tie many divorce petitions between
very youthful married couples,
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

An hours use daily Of the piano is
being given to some domestic SER
wants in London suburbs.
Bogalusa enterprise and American. (Bogalusa, La.) 1918-19??, 1921-11-24

Chilli has opened an official pawn
shop to advance loans on reasonable
terms to working men.
Arizona republican., 1921-09-03
Do e Tousomd and One Things Necessary
 Competed Before he Opeo5mg Of School

has rehearsed his I. D. R. and feels that the first cool days of fall will see some snappy drill on the field.
 Everyone is on his toes for that opening day. Mother already has her plans all made what Tom or Mary is going to wear and father is wait ing expectantly for the word to sign the dotted line for this or that article that mother thinks the children should have and are entitled to.
 It's to be a grand day this year, for the Phoenix schools are larger, better, and more thoroughly equipped for good work than ever before. When this is said about our schools it is the last word in educational cir cles for you will travel far and wide without finding more up-to- date, comfortable and efficient schools than we can boast in Phoenix.
 Make your plans complete now Don't wait until the rush is on and you are compelled to attemp0a hun dred things at the last minute. See what you need. Valuable suggestions are made below which may remind you of your first step and assist in systematizing your plans.
Arizona republican., 1921-09-03

If you could get similar series from England from Ramsay Mac Donald as representative of the second internationale and from some equally able advocate of the third internationale, followed by Winston Churchill, as the representative of British imperialism and by Sir Donald MacLean as Liberal non- intertentionist GOT George Wash ingtonion) and so on through all the countries of Europe, hearing all sides and especially the sidS of the existing governing classes, which labor misunderstands and leaves contemptuously out of coun until 1t is suddenly carried away by it into war. then labor would begin to know its way about questions of foreign and military policy"
Arizona republican., 1921-09-03

There's the children's clothes to be completed, probably some sewing to be done, purchases to be made, books to be secured for the opening day, new shoes to be picked out that will stand the wear and tear, or a bicycle to be repaired or bought for John so that he won't receive his usual tardy marks of other years.
 Everyone is anticipating the grand first day" All the building in the vicinity of Phoenix and in the city have been either remodeled or thor oughly cleaned. Teachers are now carefully planning the years work and the school yards are being given their last grooming. Conferences are held each day between principals and teachers and the whole curriculum is arranged on the basis of efficiency. School boards have had their meet ings and made the necessary appro- priations for assisting in all branches of the work. The athletic director for some days has superintended the work on the grounds, seeing that ev- cry advantage is given for the good old team work Of his football squad. The instructor in military training
Arizona republican., 1921-09-03
Bernard Shaw
 Will Not Talk On Labor Day
TRepubIican A. p. Leased wire1

CHICAGO, Sept. 2-George Ser nard Shaw, British author, and play wright, has declined an invitation to address the Chicago Federation of Labor picnic on Labor Day.
 T do not think your federation can gather a complete notion of European conditions from any one person. he wrote. If you could obtain a series of three addresses from Kerensky, Lenine and from a capable czarist you would learn something about Russia.
Arizona republican., 1921-02-02
Come Quick

: 10 Acres near town one block from Central Ave. 7-room house. orchard. tank and windmill and fixed for poul-' try. Price $65o0; 5000 will handle Move right in now.
 PHX.-CASA GRANDE REALTY co.
 AZ $. Central Ave
 Phone 3056 d
Arizona republican., 1921-02-02
OIL OIL OIL

There are perhaps 12,00o readers of this paper who are wondering where that oil field Is. and what proof we have. this I cannot give in print, but will say this, that after I talk with you and give you our proof and have given the tests that we have, you will surely want to get in for all you can
 Without doubt the drills will be on the ground very quick. with MIL LIONS behind them, there will never be a share of stock sold. it's acres in- stead of shares, this money is for the good of all who hold leases don't be afraid to inquire. Just phone me and I will come and see you H. E. GROOM. IS West Adams, office phone 3537. or Res. 395s It
Arizona republican., 1921-02-02
Must Sell
BEFORE FEB. 1, 1921

1919 HUDSON. 7-passenger. s1.15b This car is in fine mechanical condi- ton and the price asked is a real sac rifice.
 1918 CHANDLER, T-passenger. $1000- All new cord tires and is in good me- chanical condition. Has new paint and has only been driven few miles.
 1918 STUDEBAKER, 4-cylinder, S350. Think of the price then see the car.
 1918 MAXWELL 5-passenger, $310. You can't afford to walk at this price.
 1919 CHEVROLET roadster, $275. This is bargain if there ever was one.
 1918 JORDAN sport model, $650. Wire wheels, new tires. When new cost about S3,000.
 We will give terms to responsible
Arizona republican., 1921-02-02
40 Acres. $175 Per Acre Has room house, garage. well. good alfalfa land; $4,000 cash. Located be- tween Glendale and Peoria.
 NORDQUIST STEWART REALTY CO,
 IT W. Adams g
4OAcres

Two miles from Phoenix. just off new paved road, good 5-roohn house garage. tank, pump and good we'll. Half mile to good school. This is the best of soil, and a bargain at the price, $12,500; $2,500 cash, balance 10 years payable $1,000 per year. per cent in
 terest. See M. E. Marlborough, 122 w Washington, Room g. If
Arizona republican., 1921-02-02
FOR SALE-HOUSES

NEW DOUBLE BRICK-Two cozy modern apartments, on large corner lot; fine for couple wanting home and income; close in, on Brill car line;
 yields 22 per cent on investment. Own CT sacrificing to leave town. 929 East Pierce street It
Arizona republican., 1921-02-02

WANTED-A cheap Ford. Henkel 757 F. Fillmore.
Arizona republican., 1921-02-02

GOOD MORNING! Did it cost you twenty five cents to heat your water this morning? Save this by using an Emerick Thermo hot water heater (patent applied for) now being demon strated at Hageman's, Second St. and Adams. Phone TIP. If
Arizona republican., 1921-02-02
AUCTIONS
Auction Sale

THURSDAY. FEB. sRD. 1921
 COMMENCING AT 1:39 P. NJ. sh MILES WEST OF PHOENIX ON THE YUMA ROAD. 11a MILES WEST OF FOWLER SCHOOL, ON THE ED. CONGER RANCH. Having decided to quit farming. I will sell at public auction at the above place and date all my personal prop crty consisting of
 1 bay mare. weight 1400. l black horse.
 1 bay horse, weight 12o0. team mules. weight 1900 each. 2-year-old colt.
 1 Moline tractor. with 2 12-inch bot tom blows. double tractor disc, two- row tractor cultivation.
 1 Osborne disc.
 12-inch Bluebird walking blows. 12-inch middle busters. 1 John Deere lister. orchard spiketooth harrow, new. cotton cultivators.
 garden cultivators.
 311 wagons. with cotton racks. l light spring wagon, equipped for broadcast seeding.
 1 Pacific broadcast seeder. maize header.
 set leather work harness. S sets chain work harness. Double trees. single trees, hoes, rakcs, etc.
 hay derrick.
 moving machines.
 sulky rake.
 50 tons hay in stack.
 Household goods.
 Majestic s-hole range. dressers. com modes. beds. springs. mattresses, chairs and other things too numerous to mention.
 Terms, IF months time.
Arizona republican., 1921-02-02
S5OOCash

$500 Cash Ffve-room modern brick, N. E., close 70 car line. good garage, shade, $4,200: $500 cash.
 V. NJ. F-IKE REALTY co.
 2S F. Washington, Room 1,
 Over Donofrio's. d WHY RENT? We build better homes for less money on easy payments. Carl H. Johnson & Co.,, 12S D. Adams. Build ing contractors. Realty investments. If
 $500 CASH BUYS
 SLX-ROOM AND BATH
 MODERN BUNGALOW
 COMPLETELY FURNISHED You just can't beat this buy in Phoe- nix. Price only S2750
 THOMAS REALTY co.
 20 w Adams gb MUST sell equity in brick house. ar ranged for one or two families: excel lent corner, beautiful shade, close in leaving city. See owner 721 N. Third Street. q
 219o INVESTMENT
 MODERN BRICK DOUBLE HOUSE
 SNAP AT s5500
 One side leased at $50 month. owner lives in other side. This place will pay 109o on s12,00O Price only s5500. 
 on car line close in.
 THOMAS REALTY co.
 20 w. Adams gb FOR SALE-Five room modern peb- ble dash concrete dwelling. in we'll located residence section on large lot near Indian school car line, close in; price S7000, $500 cash, balance easy monthly payments, like rent. E. E. Pascoe. 10 West Van Burep St. If LET us build you modern 4-room pebble dashed house $2350 cash. Phone 1941-S631. d FOR SALE-My five-room bunga- low; hardwood floors. built-in cup boards, fireplace, built of hard brick and has Al construction throughout. House is modern in every respect, on paved street and within three blocks of two car lines; garage. If you are interested call 7S6 East Willetta St. First payment about $500, balance can be arranged to suit buyer D FOR SALE-By owner apartment location; corner lot, 100X1311a, close in: also brick residence at S07 N. 1st St. I am leaving city. Phone 3231. Call so7 N. 1st St. k FOR SALE-House tent. completeiy furnished; two stoves, cot, springs mattress, chairs and cooking ware; room for three. Must sell at once ac- count leaving city. On car line. water and no rent to pay; very cheap Call No. 1919 Grand Ave, near fair grounds Harry Bruseo. It GOOD MORNING! Did it cost you ! twenty-five cents to heat your water l this morning. Save this by using al 1 Emerick Thermo hot water heater 1 (patent applied for) now being demon strated at Hagemau's, Second St. and Adams. Phone TIP. |
Arizona republican., 1921-02-02
FOR SALE-HOUSES
Contract or Mtg.

Five room modern home on car line and paved street. Will accept mtg. or contract as first payment. Bolin Realty Co, 12 W. Van Buren street. Phone 4252. It
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1921-12-30
Personal Mention

Miss Alma Ross has been spending
the holidays in Honolulu.
DR.. J.. H. Raymond was down from
Ulupalakua Wednesday and Thurs
day of this week.
Harry Gesner has left Maui for Ho-
nolulu whence he will proceed to
Japan.
Mr., and Mrs. X. N. Villiers were
Villiers.
L. L. Roberts of Maui Drug Co, is
expected home from Honolulu tomor-
row.
Miss Ruth Parker of Kahului was
a Mauna Kea passenger for Honolulu
Monday night.
Sam" Weller returned home to
Honolulu on the Monday night Mauna
Kea.
Sub-Land Agent Frank Kalua is ex-
pected home from Honolulu Tuesday
morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Field are be-
ing congratulated by old friends to-
day who remember that they were
married at noon on December 81, 1901
Miss Ida Orchard, principal of
Waikiki School. has been spending
Jilt ldlttl part vi lHt uOllNdy NdCd-
ton in Honolulu.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. II. Case are eX-
pected home from their holiday vaca-
ton not later than Wednesday even
ing.
District Magistrate Harry Mossman
went to Lahaina Wednesday to hold
court there. 1t is expected Magis-
trate Freeland will soon be able to
return to his court duties.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Kiewit and two
children of Omaha, Nebraska are
visiting with the Wilbur Watkins of
Hamakuapoko. Mrs. Kiewit is a
sister of Mrs. Watkins.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gordon T. Lippitt are
leaving Maui soon. Mr.. Lippitt was
a member of the Maui News staff for
a short time. They will visit the
other Islands and then proceed to the
Orient.