The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-09-08

nothing did him any good until he got
a horse chestnut and carried it around
in his pocket. Then the rheumatism
disappeared, and hasn't played a re-
turn engagement since. l have talked
with Jasper often, trying to point out
the folly Of his claim, but he refuses
to yield an inch. I used to have all
kinds Of rheumatics before l got that
horse chestnut he says, and now
haven't a single one. Who would ask
better proof than that?'
"And echo answers who, my dear
Mrs. Jiggers. 1t may be that horse
chestnut in the hip pocket is specific
for rheumatism. It isn't safe to de-
nounce any theory as false alarm.
IRA Grifway used to be always
groaning about his diseases, until it
became unpleasant to meet him. He
couldn't talk about anything else. He
ignored the crops and regarded the
weather with contempt, and devoted
all his great energy and talents to
discussion Of the things that were
hurting him. Then all of sudden he
began bOasting Of how hale and
hearty he was. He explained that the
road to health was absurdly easy, and
there was no excuse for sickness any
where. All man had to do, he said.
was to get up early in the morning.
before sunrise, and draw in q hundred
long breaths Of the crisp morning air.
HE made the discovery himself, and
1t was more important than any mod
ern invention. His sincerity IS shown
by the fact that there was no possible |
graft connected with It. A man can't !
sell the morning atmosphere at so |
much per breath. Ira's great discov-
cry was free to everybody. II I were
going to invent a cure for anything |
I'd compound something that could be
put up in bottles and sold at dollar
a throw. The man who invents q
fresh air cure is running benevolence
into the ground.
"His cure was so cheap that de-
cided to try it, as was suffering
from broken heart and q sluggish
liver at that period. l set my alarm
clock for an hour before sunrise, and
got up in the pale. bleak dawn, and
put my head out Of the window to in
hale the prescribed hundred breaths.
had reached the twenty.seventh
breath when dissipated bee or wasp,
on its way home from a night Of rev.
elry, stung me on the nose, and l was
In such haste to put porous .plas-
ter on that organ that / didn't finish
the treatment, and never tried It
again.
"But I knew many people who
claimed they were cured Of everything
from the mumps. hoof and mouth dis
ease, by the hundred-breaths treat |.
ment.
There was a spring on my fathers
farm, and I doped 1t with sulphuric
acid and a few other wholesome in
gradients. and then began selling the
water to the afflicted for ten cents a
Jug. Some marvellous cures were ef-
tected. Men hobbled there on
.rutches to buy the healing fluid, and
when they left they threw thelu
.rutches away.
"For brief session I had more
mail change than any boy in the
county, but my father returned home
rom a visit, and when he found out
What had been doing, he inter
'iewed me with q hickory pole, and for
] year or two I was busy paying back
he money had collected from suf-
erers. The people who had been
lealed suffered a relapse as soon as
hey heard the water was faxed;
which goes to show, Mrs. Jiggers, that
re are entitled to q better quality Of
utter on this table,"