The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-02-24
MEDICLE EXPECSHUN
As 1t Appears to Napoleon Gonyea OF
Chelsea.

Editor, Barry Tam, Muster Editor; l
was tax de beeg eenterist on something
I read me on Barry Tam and was tole
you bout heem rat off quick, fore he
was come cole
ben read Barry paper long tam me,
and find him dc great pleasure on read
the Crismus and oder hollirday edi'
shuns Of de Tam. My womans, Mary
Jane, she was ben read me what doc
taire Daltons say on speech behind
Weenooskee vallie conyenshun school
teach. doctaire Daltons he secretaire
State bored healt Vt, He pref good
mans problee, yes. He spoke it about
what you call him medicle expecshun OF
de school. He say sixty out of evree
hunder school chile on State VI. was
been have some leetle fzzikal defeck.
Ba Giminee! wen Mary Jane he read
me dat, Poleon was feel hem SO sorree
for dat poor school chile she was cry
heem more as six quart de | water, he
been savin it me long tam.
Oh, dat poor school chile! my heart
she go out to it wit bote feets. / spose
me some dat pupil she be on pref bad
shape. Problee one ear she be leetle
beeg as oder ear was. Mebbe she was
got crooked finger when he tumble
heem de baseball. Problee, amt it, she
been got beeg toe onjoint, wen he kick
il de footballs with sneak on She prob
lee have it small punches over hees
eye what lite wen call beeg boy bad
~ D,ahIan hn hora
mebbe to more of de eye wink on one
hees eye dan on bote of it.
Wen Poleon was pupil forty year
ago, school chiles so healty you never
see, Girls so plump, SO rosy, boy lax
one great beeg small tree. So sorree dey
was 20 cosmash so soon, me.
Doctaire Dalton was spoke it if pu-
pull have cute cough, cut cole, he should
be exclude from school room for bout
four days tam and be give medicle ex-
pecshun If school teach have cute
cough, cut cole, was he been exclude
from schoolhotse till she was give med
icle expecshun? No! she enjoy de
grande privilege of cough it, of sneeze
it on de face of dose pupil ad libitum.
Was dat fair shake for school chile,
Muster Editer?
De law she max no provide for med.
icle expecshun of school teach What
more easier dan give some school de
medicle expecshun and after de vacash
of 2 weeks, de school teach he waltz on
top dat schoohouse wit cheerful case
de measul, hoop-coff, foot ache, lum-
bago, smallpox or any oder case corn
tajus disease she might ben was come
on contack wit.
Desc law she max no provide for
medicle expecshun for Onion Suprin-
tenders! De Onion Superintendent he was
cover il more territore. become on con
tao wit de more peoples, was more LA
BILE him to contrae an lug off wit him
corntaius disease dan was any oder
school chile. Doctaire bur, distric healt
office, he say it on hees report, he de-
sire see eyre town on distric unroll for
medicle expecshun. Dis was tru world
over on bizness. If | was 60 hunt it de
woodchucla | was we're desire to fine
him eyre Noodchuck out of bees hole.
If you ben ask it me wat | tink bout
this medicle expecshun schools, Muster
Editaire, was tell you. Som tam go,
de peoples dey discover de doctaire, she
no come cross wit so much of de pill
and de medsin for so cent as she use
to, so de peoples dey come mad rat
off and send it to Roe and Searsbuck