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Smart Dog.

'I'ye just paid three dollars for an
alarm clock, and l consider it positive
ly disgraceful ~ grumbled Brown one
evening.
'But why buy an alarm clock?" an
swered Jones. Il have a dog that is
as good as any alarm clock He barks
every morning at $50 o'clock"
"What a wonderful dog" remarked
Brown, without much enthusiasm
"Yes," continued Jones, "all l have
to do is to get out of bed and hit the
dog, and then he barks, and know il
is time to get up
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
WOMEN NEED SWAMP ROOT

Thousands of women have kidney and
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result Of kidney or bladder disease
If the kidneys are not in healthy
condition, they may cause the other or
gans to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss of am
bition, nervousness, are often times symp-
toms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. DR..
Kilmer's Swamp Root, a physicians pre-
scription, obtained at any drug store, may
be Just the remedy needed to overcome
such conditions.
Get medium or large size bottle i'm
mediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
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ing the arena with enthusiasm, and the
issuance of a decree dissolving the
chamber of deputies and fixing the
date for the general elections is con-
sidered the official opening OF the con-
test.
One of the main features of the cam
paign will be an attempt to reduce the
number of Socialist deputies to some
thing like a real proportion to the
strength of that party in Italy.
The Socialists will come before the
electors divided into three sections.
The smallest section is made up OF
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communists, led by Sig. Dombacci; the
largest faction consisting Of unionists
who are led by Sig. Serrati, ex-
perienced politician.
The remainder of the party is made
up of moderates.
The Catholics are split, the right
wing having as the chief item of its
program the solution of the Roman
question" The left wing of the party
comprises the Catholic extremists, but
the bulk of the Catholics have formed
an organization under the name of the
popular party.
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Says New Jersey Woman

10Y ACRES high land, dark clay loan SOIL
all tillable5 five miles to fine markets, friendly
neighbors; eight-room house, barn 42xS6
and barn, gravel road; will sell all stock,
machinery, feed and seed very low price,
account wife's poor health. For more infor-
nation. Fred Lauterwasser, ScottyiIle, Mich.
HENSTITCHING and PICOTING ATTACH
MENT. Works on all sewing machs. Price
5000 Personal checks 10c extra. Lights
Mail Order House. Box l27, Birmingham. Ala.
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ASPIRIN
Name ''Bayer" on Genuine

Warning! Unless you see the name
"Bayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago and for Pain. Handy. tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of As
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark of Rayer Manufacture of
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS of Salicycacid.-
Adv.
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Almost Had It.

Proud NIother-Oh, George, little
Harry is just beginning to talk. He's.
learning to recite "Baa, baa, black
sheep, have you any wool?"
Proud Papa-Does he really say all.
that?
Proud Mother Well, not quite all
of it yet, but he's got as far as ''Baa.
baa r.
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from your blood stream
the impurities that cause
the itching.
For this you must take
an internal blood remedy.
Outside applications have
no effect on the cause of
the torture. Their relief
is. shortlived. You must
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Where He Might Succeed.

Blind Beggar (wno has been advised
to go to work -"And what would
you have me work at-me being blind
from birth?" Old Gentleman" Why,
my friend, many of your colleagues
have succeeded splendidly as diplo-
mats. Paris ILLUSTRATION.
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Some Squad.

First Coach-Why, | thought you
said if your football team became
vegetarians they would win all their
games. How do you account for
those they lost?
Second Coach Why, the opposing
team threw garden bugs on my men
and they became afraid.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
POLITICS WARMING IN ITALY
Coming Election Expected to Be One
of the Hottest In the Country's
History.

Rome.-Italy's general elections,
which will be held on May 10, will
mark the termination of what is pre-
dicted will be the greatest political
campaign in this country since 1848,
when the constitution, so long fought
for, was granted.
All political organizations are enter
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Had Experience.

In the old days of the draft an ex-
aminer was putting Sambo through
the usual course of questions. ANY
previous military experienced" Lord
yes, boss" replied Sambo. Use an
old-timer. Ise been shot at three times
befO' they ever was a war"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
cuticura Comforts Baby's skin

CutICura Oom1OFtS bdDyS 0NIh
When red, rough and itching with hot
baths of Cuticura Soap and touches of
Cuticura Ointment. Also make use
now and then of that exquisitely scent
ed busting powder, Cuticura Talcum,
one of the Indispensable Cuticura
Toilet Trio.-Adv
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WtTTino to Serve.

want to go on an investigating
connlittee?'
IF it is headed in the right direc-
tion. / don't mind investigating Ice
conditions in Havana harbor. Louis
lie Courier-J OurD2'
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Wonderful Transformation,

Figures from Maine show that cap
ital Of $S,000000 is invested in the
business of transforming the raw her.
ring into the baked sardine.-Bosto
Transcript.
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fifty years.
Get S.S.S. from your
druggist today, and after
starting with it write us
a history of your case,
addressing Chief Medical
Advisor, 837 Swift Lab
oratory, Atlanta, Geor-
gia.
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leagues have been seeking to avert it
by every means consistent with the
policies of the government. Their fail
ure, if they do fail, probably will NEAR
their own downfall. In anticipation
of which already has broken
out in Scotland and South Wales
troops have been distributed in vari
Gus parts of the country and others
have been recalled from Ireland and
are being brought even from the Near
East. Warships have been stationed
in several important ports At the
close of the week there was still hope
that negotiations between the miners
and mine owners would be reopened,
with the government acting as media
tor.
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The True Answer.

interviewer ITO what do you at
tribute your longevity" Old Man
''To the fact that l never died, prin-
clpalIy."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

and heals burning, itching and torturing
skin diseases. 1t Instantly stops the pain
of burns. Heals wiehout scars 30c and Coo.
Ask your druggist, or send soc to The J.
w Cole Co., Rockford. ILL.,, for a pkg.Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

Another note from Secretary Hughes,
of vast import, was sent to Germany
In reply to requests from Berlin for
a statement of the administrations
attitude in the matter of separations.
This document dashed the hopes of
the Germans that the refusal of Amer
lea to ratify the treaty Of Versailles
meant an Endorsement of their efforts
to escape punishment. They were in
formed that "this government stands
with the governments of the allies in
holding Germany responsible for the
war and, therefore, morally bound to
make reparation, so far as may be
possible"
The only consolation for the Ger
mans in the note was the expressed
hope that reopened negotiations may
lead to q prompt settlement which
will at the same time satisfy the just
claims Of the allies and permit Ger
many hopefully to renew it's produc-
tive activities"
The German note suggested that the
only solution of the reparations prob
lem is an international loan, in favor
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get right after the blood itself.
S.S.S., the famous old herb rem
edy, has helped enrich the blood of
thousands, and relieved their Itch
ing skin torture, during the last
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

To borrow is human; to forget about
It is more so.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
Another Call TO Arms.

A lad of twelve, riding his wheel
at top speed, suddenly burst out sing
ing, "Goodby, Ma, good-by, Pa, good
by mule with your old hehaw"
An old darby, sitting half asleep on
the board seat of little old wagon,
and drawn by a gray mule, reused hinl-
self and exclaimed, What, you goin'
agin?"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

Contentment gives a crown where
fortune hath denied it.-Ford.
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of which the allied and associated
powers would waive the general mort
gage on German assets created by the
treaty Of Versailles. It also invited
the examination by unbiased experts
of Germany's ability, to make payment.
On these propositions the American
reply made no comment.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
NEWS REVIEW OF
CURRENT EVENTS.
Hughes Tells Allies We Claim
Voice in Disposal of the
German Colonies.
FIRM NOTE ON zap ISLAND

Germans Get Disappointing Communi-
cation from Washington Concerning
Preparations -Harding's War and
Peace Program Outlined
Great Britain Facing
Complete lndustri-
al Disaster.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

We feel sorry for a man who gets
what he really deserves.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15
Ru EDWARD w. PIcKARD.

President Harding's international
policy is becoming better defined day
by day, and the world is fast learning,
the attitude of his administration in
foreign matters. There were several
important developments during the
past week, taking the form of notes
to other powers.
Foremost of these was the message
which Secretary of State Hughes sent
to Great Britain, France, Italy and
japan concerning mandates. 1t fol-
lowed up the course adopted by Secre-
tary Colby. just before Mr.. Wilson
went out of Office, but was stronger in
argument and more pointed in sugges-
ton than the note of Mr.. Hughes
predecessor. In effect, Secretary
Hughes note says that the United
States holds that the disposition, with
out its consent, of any Of the terrific
ries ceded to the allied and associated
powers by the central powers is in,
valid: and in particular it suggests
that the approval by the council OF
the League of Nations of the award
to japan of the mandate for zap and
the other North Pacific islands should
be reconsidered This in view of the
fact that, a month before that action
by the council, the United States
called the attention Of the powers to
its understanding that zap was to be
internationalized as cable station
and not given to japan.
Secretary Hughes states fatty that
the right to dispose of the overseas
possessions of Germany, acquired
through the victory of the allied and
associated powers, is shared by the
United States and that there can be
no valid or effective disposition of
those possessions without the assent
of the United States This of course
applies not only to the North Pacific
islands, but also to Palestine, Mesopo-
tamia and the German colonies in
Africa and Australasia.
1t is believed in London that Great
Britain will give to Japan advice that
will amount to a command to yield
to Americas claims in the matter of
zap and to consent to reopen the case
in the interest of world peace and
| Justice. The British government is
influenced both by desire for the
friendship of America and by pressure
from the dominions, which are strong
ly opposed to japanese domination of
the Pacific.
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Got Skin Disease ?
Purity Your Blood

A great part of the maddening
and Notifying skin troubles that
plague humanity are due solely to
disorders of the blood. Relief from
these can be had only by removing
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

Prospects for peace in Ireland have
fizzled again. Hostilities on the island
continue undiminished, and the crown
forces have been subjected to a num-
Der of strong attacks by the ''repub-
lican" fighters. The government made
rather bald attempt to conciliate
the Irish Catholics by the appointment
of Lord Edmund Talbot to succeed
Viscount French as viceroy of Ireland.
He is the leading Roman Catholic of
England. The Sim Feiners did not
fall" for this very we'll, an official
statement issued by them saying Tai
bot had been appointed because the
government hoped to turn his name
and religion to successful propagandist
use in foreign countries and create
disunion among Irish Catholics. The
statement added:
"The actual effect of this appoint
ment among Irish Catholics will be re-
pulsion at the thought of a Catholic
acting as the agent of tyranny"
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pulSiOn at the thought OF a Catholic
acting as the agent of tyranny"
The report of the defeat of the
Greeks by the Turkish Nationalist
at Eski-Shehr was confirmed, but the
extent of the disaster is not known
neither side having issued detailed
statement. The Greeks retreated to
the Brusa front where they awaited
reinforcements. These, however, are
not easy to obtain, for when King
Constantine called two new classes to
the colors less than so per cent of the
reservists enrolled. There is rumor,
indeed, that the failure of the offensive
in Asia Minor may result in the ex-
pulsion of Constantine and the restO-
ration of VenizelOs to power. The
former premier left Paris suddenly
and secretly and it was said he had
gone to the Riviera preparatory to a
dash across Italy to Greece in case an
uprising against the kings war policy
occurs. He believes he can count on
the support of the English, French
and Italians if he returns ito Greece.
The Greek royal family, it seems.
is going to make sure of the Leeds
millions The former Mrs. Leeds, now
Anastasia, the dollar Princess" who
married Christopher, the kings broth
er, has the use Of her former hus-
bands vast estate during her life, but
at her death it all goes to her son
William or his heirs. Just now she
is seriously i'll, and young William,
summoned to Athens, promptly pro-
posed marriage to Princess Xenia,
niece of Constantine, and as promptly
was accepted.
Charles G. Dawes and his commits
sion have concluded their inquiry into
|
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Charles G. Dawes and his commits
sion have concluded their inquiry into
the matter of relief for disabled serv-
ice men and their report has been sub
mitted to the President. The three
major recommendations which the
commission makes are as follows:
One centralized governmental au-
thority with complete charge of all
federal agencies for soldier relief.
A decentralization of administration
service to carry federal aid as near as
possible to the home of the soldiers
in all parts of the country.
A request to congress for additional
appropriations for hospitals and for a
permanent building program.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1921-04-15

Attorney General Daugherty has is
sued what he calls "a modest but en-
phatic warning" to business to keep
straight, declaring that the Depart
ment of Justice will countenance no
violations of the law. He pointed out
that while the profiteering sections of
the Lever act had been declared un-
constitutional, the department could
still proceed under the Sherman anti
trust law. Illegal practices in the
building material trades, said Mr..
Daugherty, will be investigated in all
parts of the country.
Evening journal., 1921-01-25
HIGH-HAHNEMANN
MIX-UP TOMORROW

Wilmington High School basketball
ens Will meet the fast Hahnemann
College 1--WE. Of Philadelphia, in the
local High School gymnasium at $50
o'clock tomorrow afternoon.
This is the Science Schools first
year on the wooden way. but their
record so far shows that they are
adept in the art OF basketball They
have beaten some OF the best high
schools in this part Of the country
during their brief debut.
Coach Jack Keck will not take any
chances and Will start his varsity in
the game. The team that will start
the game will consist OF Allah"
Meiner and Jacobson, forwards
Perc' Green, center: Captain "Kld''
France and "JOcky" Gibson. guards.
Coach keck Will undoubtedly use the
Following men some time In the game
Lnhtenstein, Simon, Parks, Saliers.
Carbon and Paryls.
At the present time the two High
School stars, "Hobey" Anderson and
Johnny Webb, are ineligible 10
play varsity basketball. However, By
the time OF the Trenton game on SAT,
urday, Coach Keck hopes TO be abl,
10 use these two men.
| The Trenton game Is the frs
away-game FOR the Highlets this year
Manager Walt Oufgley Is tryinf
to arrange for a preliminary game
! tomorrow for the scrubs. In all
I probability either Newark High SchOo
or Beacon College Will be the victims
Evening journal., 1921-01-25
TIE EVENING JOURNAL. TUESDAY, JANUARY IS 1927
MCGOWAN HEADS FOR NORWAYICE
N. z. A. stan Specially

(N. z. A. stan Specially
ST. PAUL, Jan. 2J.-"lep. I'm on
my way 10 Norway"
Everett MoGOwan, 40, and world
champion amateur Ice skater. talks
In gasps after a race.
His checks are pinked with the
warmth Of exercise plus the excite
ment OF winning.
McGowan has won the elimination
contest from NOrval Bapue, North
Dakota skate crack. He's enthused.
I'm sure I'm going right up The
line" he says.
"I've got no fear Of Bobby Nc
Lean"
Beating Baptie is Just a warm-up
for the St. Paul Ice ilier, so ne
thinks.
MCGOWAN has been an athlete ever
since he was able TO "ath.'
From kid sports he took a promi-
nent place on the Hamline Univer-
sity track team. Later he was a
football and basketball luminary al
ST. Thomas College, st. Paul.
Next he tried hockey. He became
brilliant player. Then he put on
ice wings" and went after world
skating records.
Nv Winning the international skat-
ing meet at Lake PLACID, y y last
winter MCGOWAN copped the world
amateur title.
Ills recent win over Baptie at s..
Paul puts him well on his way 10
world pro honors.
The races were part OF series OF
elimination meets being held u clear
the way FOR a race with Bobby NC
/ Lean.
Bobby lost 10 Mathieson, OF Nor
way. world champion, last winter on
/ the Norway ice.
II MCGOWAN beats Mclean he'll go
TO Norway 10 meet Mathieson.
Ice skating experts who have seen
both Mathieson and MCGOWAN spin
over the ice. pick The 81. Paul boy 10
be the next world pro champion. >,
McGowan's "ice wings are lull
grown and he's confident
Evening journal., 1921-01-25
YEA! TICKLE FATE!
ESPERANTO AND MAN
WAR FRnNSTANCE!
IN. E. A. stan Specially

ROSTON. Jan. 25.-Esperanto-
oleen racing schooner OF the seas-
Man o' War-klng OF all horses OF
ihe tnrf-cant be bought for all the
worlds gold. ,...
tional fishing feet speed races on
Halifax. A.,
The queen schooner goes on the
block valued at $4,000.
The Fsperanto won glory by defeat
ing the Luenburg schOoner-Dcla-
wana. The GortOn-Pcw Vessels Co.
will Junk the specder TO build a
faster one this year.
The explanation OF the difference in
values is simple. The Esperanto Is a
thing. Man o. War is life-and his
speed will live forever through his
sons
Evening journal., 1921-01-25
SIX BOUTS ON THE
DEFIANCE CLUB CARD

Six bouts are on the program for
the Defiance club members and friends
tonieht at the Defiance headquarters
in the Weccacoe building. Soldier
SbOles Is cardcd 10 meet Frankie
Lewis in the windup. Other settos
are.
Happy Mullen vs.. Mickey Morris,
four rounds.
Samy Brltton vs.. Kid Chadwick,
three rounds.
Joe Wilde vs.. Paddy O'Byrne, three
rounds.
Buddy Clarke vs. Kid Ratney, three
rounds.
Arthur Hinson vs.. Kid Mccoy,
three rounds.
Besides the bouts there viii be
varied musical program which should
provide plenty Of entertainment for
those who attend.
Evening journal., 1921-01-25

STATE COLLEGE, pa, Jan. 25-The
Yankees are seeking college class
here.
"Hlnkey" Haines, star football. bas-
ketball and baseball player at Penn
State, has been approached by Hug
gins scouts
Haines declines to sign a contract
until June.
i've no plans for the future" he
says. but after I'm through school
I'll look around"
Last year the penn slater was rated
as one OF the best college players.
He plays the outileld and bate ana
throws right-handed. He's also ex-
ceptionally fast.
The cali for college-trained baseball
men is much in evidence among other
big league clubs.
George kelley's success with the
Giants Is an example OF a college man
who has made a big-league star. He's
from Fordham University.
Evening journal., 1921-01-25
~ E. A sian snecIalN

ATLANTA, Ca. Jan. s.--An express
man called at the ofllce OF Charles A.
Cook in the State capitol.
"Whl you sign for the package ?"
he asked.
Cook took one look at the package
end refused. IL was a 36-foot show
case.
The expressman called again when
Cook was out and a well-meaning
friend>slgned for II.
The mail order house which had
sent the showcase threatened 10 sue
Cook for S36 expressage before taking
Il back.
Then Cook received bill for s72
for eXpressage.
A few days later an unwelcome
phOnograph was delivered at Cooks
house. More heated correspondence.
Then came letters from publishing
houses thanking him for subscrip-
tions and enclosing bills.
Next Dr. Eliots famous flye-foot
Evening journal., 1921-01-25
.YODEL SENDS BAIL
INTO THE DISCARD

Paul "Kid" Yodel. claimant 10 the
Delaware bantamweight title, dem
night, when he won from Johnny
Bail. by a knockout in the third
round OF their scheduled six-round
bout
Yodel will appear in Chester again
on February a. This was the second
knockout registered by him in four
days, he having scored a X. o. over
Johnny Perkins, OF Philadelphia, Fri
day night.
YOdel Is now under the wing Of
William Nolan. 1893 Chestnut street,
Philadelphia, and is In the same
stable with frankie Lewis and SAN
.BrittOn.
Evening journal., 1921-01-25
~ w. T 9HYgS

Billy Wells. But at that they think
Battling LcVinsky will be soft trim
mings since Bat was kayocd In four
rounds by Carpenter and lost 20 Boy
Mccormick ON a foul in seven.
sam Riddle doesn't want the home
towners 10 give hk sieed a brass band
reception. sam also put ihe kibush
on a swell dinner party that was ar
ranged for Man O. War in New York
last winter. That nag hasn't a
chance TO SOW wild oats.
10 takes a good man 10 sign con
tract on his own terms Take Ian
lis, frinstance.
Chic Harley and Pete slinohcomb.
Ohio state grid stars, are playing In
The school road show called the
scarlet Mask" Their friends are
now asking for free instead OF for
ward passes.
II card games arc barred for ball
players some Of them would have
time 10 go out and get acquainie,
With che cities they visit 4 huncl
OF big leaguers have never seen Wash
inglon's monument.
Earl Shelley. White sox flrst basl
recruit. Is lame lie snapped one O
his legs at The ankle several years
ago. But Earl Is rangy and a swell
hitter.
A hunter at Nabchez, Miss, has q
pig for a bird dog. The ni's a per
gect setter II was reared by