The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1921-03-24

ing effort Will be made In these pages
to measure the effect upon her Of the
latest creations of the raiment dream
gods of Fifth avenue Suffice 1t to say
that, in one hours twinkling Of the
eye, she became such a radiant vision
as chokes mere words down into the
pit Of a mans stomach, makes his jaw
work like that Of fish on hot side
walk, fills his eyes with the pleading
light Of calf-love and inspires his
hands with an overmastering desire to
reach for it.
For two, four, six days, week, two
weeks, Pamela lived in breathless an
ticipation Of the moment when she
could burst upon the eyesight Of one
Robert Hervey Randolph, and when all
these days-and weeks-passed with
out any news Of him, her lips that
were made to smile, to kiss, and to
bless the air with words softly spoken
and carried on the fragrance of clean
young breath began to droop pitlfully.
Mr.. Milyuns efforts in several direc-
tions had so far proved in vain. He
had advertised in every paper in Goth:
am, from the New York Epoch to the
pink Police Gazette; he had offered
rewards; he had set traps and was
now supporting large corps Of rap
idly fattening individuals who called
themselves "plain-clothes" men-a
name that would have fitted them ad-
mirably had the last syllable been omit
ted. His net results we're the infor-
nation that Mr.. Randolph in a repre-
hensfble state Of intoxication and at
seven o'clock of the morning Of which
he had disappeared, had exchanged his
swell evening garments at second
hand emporium on Sixth avenue for
suit Of thicks and eighteen dollars In
cash, stating, as he left the place, that
he was thinking Of going South for the
rest Of the winter.
After a minute and leisurely study
Of all the exits from Manhattan, the
plain-clothes men had given it as their
united opinion that Mr.. Randolph had
been speaking facetiously in his last
known remark and had probably not
voyaged farther south than Canal
street. They said If he would only try
to leave New York they could find him
at once, and settled down on policy
Of watchful waiting for that event.
The efforts made by Mr.. Milyuns in
the direction Of springing Miss Thorn
ton on society went equally awry, but
were not quite so fruitless. His ma
tural love of a smooth-running estab-
lishment on the slippery crust Of Goth
ANS social plane would have been
saved a severe bump if American pa
rents were as careful to look up their
guests moral records as they are to
study their ratings in Bradstreetum's.
Unfortunately for Mr.. Milyuns, it
happened that a certain young scion
Of a once gentlemanly house was in
cluded in the first large dinner-box-
party given to meet Miss Imogene
Pamela Thornton. In the natural
course Of such events, the pasty youth
stepped up for presentation, register
ing in his protuberant eyes CLEAN Of
dubious surprise. What If he should
say, Hello, Vivienne" Would it Gre
ate a sensation?
Something else did; namely, Miss
Thornton's modulated but terribly
; clear voice.
'T met Mr.. Beamer," said Pamela,
drawing back quickly her half-extend-
ed hand, "when I was a chorus-girl."
She turned with q winning smile to
her recently beaming hostess. II don't
care to know him in pleasanter sur
roundings."
For one breathless second there
threatened one of those silences that
spell social disaster Eileen took it
upon herself to mash it in it's extreme
youth with a soft tap Of her efficient
hammer.
! "Oh, must you really GOT" she re-
marked to Mr.. Beamer.
| Did this spectacular debut strike the
: name Oh luOS0uc duuCld IL OIu lAC AASeS
Of the matronly elite of Manhattan!
It did not. Invitations rained on her
and found her unresponsive. Her
would-be hostesses would have gone
the length Of submitting rostrums OF
proposed guests as though to royalty,
except for the fact that each and every
one Of them wished to put her own
nearest and dearest to the test Of
sudden meeting with the most ex-
! elusive Of New York's latest crop OF
! buds.
Pamela refused and accepted these
bids for the latest thing in sensations
in the most erratic manner. No one
could fathom just why she said, NO."
and much less why she occasionally
said, yes" The mystery only added
to the demands for her company and
the Nays soon began to show an over
whelming preponderance over the
Ayes. Why? Simply because 1t was