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New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1921-03-26
VIDOWER is ARRESTED
vesmaoot Farmer Charged With MUIR
dr q His wife, Previously Be-
lteved q Suacade.


q. AfbanA VT. March 2s.-Ed-
ward 0arrow. . prosperous farmer of
Franklin. who was brought to the
county Jail here last night charged
with the murder OF his wife on No
'vember 30, 1890. strongly protested
his innocence today.
Mrs. 0arrow was. found dead with
two bullet wounds in her head. A
theory OF suicide was accepted at first
but when rumors Of trouble over a
servant girl. to whom II was alleged
Garrow had paid attentions. reached
the ears OF States Attorney A. B.
Rowley he ordered an inquest The
body of. Mrs. GArrow was exhumed
and an autopsy performed late In
December. The report of the au-
topsy. has been, never made public and
tho arrest OF Garrops was the first
public intimation Of rs mature.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1921-03-26
TRANSMISSION IS MADE

stieafion- On Ex.Scrvfce Man
Cl4rence Gmfthe Gives pint OF Fluid.
n. s 49, as,, uo 3 :. rranSn n.rc,S,p,, oosepa
the operation for a blood transfusiorf
to the ex-service man at the New
Britain hospital yesterday morning.
Clarence Smith, of LASalle street,
gave a pint of the precious fluid In an
effort to save the mans life. Hopes
are held out for the mans recovery
and the doctors are anxiously await
ing the outcome. The operation was
pronounced a success and both men
were reported as resting comfortable.
Smith is an ex-soldier and was among
the dozen or more men who offered
their blood to save the life OF the
buddy"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1921-03-26
STEAMER ARRIVALS.

London, March B.-Arrfved: Pan
handle State, New York.
Giaax0w. March 28.-Arvfved: A.
gcna (Br) New York.
Southampton, March 25.-aailed:
Kroonland. New York.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1921-03-26
FED POISON TO CHILD

Two Seven Year Old New Workers Ar
rested-Administer Deadly Medi-
cine While "Piaying Doctor"
New York, March 26-Accused Of
feeding poison to four year old
Josephine Olsen while playing doctor,
. seven year old boys were held in
E<hoil each when they were ar
foday In Brooklyn children's
b, Roy Strom and Laffie Jur-
Ound two bottles while play
Arday in q vacant lot. They
red to have prescribed one
MD to be slow poison-for tho
e to have given her some
- yet undiagnosed.
nfQurned pending the
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1921-03-26

More than Is months after his
death and ''buriai" Cochran was
arrested on a goat ranch after the
grave had been opened and found
empty.
At that time Cochran said he be-
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1921-03-26

Washington. March 26.--In their
search for the naval balloon missing
from the air station at Pensacola since
last Tuesday, airplanes. dirigibles and
naval ships have covered approximate
ly 5000 square miles of territory with
out sighting trace of the big gas bag.
the navy department was advised to-
day by the commandant at Pensacola.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1921-03-26
BOY AIDS In MURDER
II Year Old Grand Rapids YOun
ster Tells Of, Helping Mother O'
Stepfothcr to Death.

Grand Rapids. Mich, March 26.3
CAspar Didia, II years old confess1
today, according to the police tn
he helped his mother club to deal
l1is stepfather. Joseph ScaBbius, Ia
night. Then. according to the col
fession, he and his brother Jamee.s
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1921-03-26
ANTI-SOYIET RISING

kazan, 500 Miles East Of Moscow, Is
Scene OF Reported New Outbreak
Against Reds.
Stockholm, March 26.-An anti
soviet rising is reported to have oc-
Cured in Kazan. about $50 miles east
of Moscow on the Volga, according to
dispatches received here today. Some
of the members Of the, extraordiAsT1
commission in the city are 4 -
have been killed and<fMn g.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
MINISTERIAL SUPPORT FOR
N. {. CHURCHES FOR 1920.
Pastors Received L Salaries
During Year 81 azzslss
Total Amount Spent
S2z. .9SS ,32s

SAiAea. Ane 5-Ths tosRs min
is'er4a snrih-a ns ne NtsAadsm
Elnsnopal church far assa was g2s.-
psS.2sa scrrdfne 1o surveF mace
guAis iaaay ~ Dr { NJ Barton 81
tts Division 1t Ap7rogriaao a he
Methodist conmizee an csnsmva-
ii9r and Advance ct stis amount
pastors salaries inalnaine honse rsni
wert s2l -tze sls the Distract Super-
rtenaanss salares 81 sss .2al BiaA
urs salaries. ssasesa- ans fr con
ference caauar-s 81 p~aas hfrf per
sans 81 ssb 4os
FaF hr3anr trd improvements. the
nu~.f span sae esss.g7s And IN an
ndestaanease. s4fs67sf aDd fsr
aH aurrant expenses. sgs-aldSs5s s.
otal " SIS as. 10
Centenary ana oihaf aprar lrmaa
eenerat ances tar 1ha fAwrrA were
slf RsF-5 vomans niasionerY sa-
t3saas and ChAarens Dag Funds S.
s-as75 & .niM q, sst16s.a4s
-l Barton snf that sfis riees s
laA aishurscnen, sar lhe Methodist
Episcopal Chursf ior rhs above Yur-
poses in 1a2o II SIZE s4- $50
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
OPIUM QUESTION ONE
THAT WORRIES JAPAN
league q Nst9ons Association
VIII T-v To Curb the Sale
and Barter of Deadly
DrlgE

Toxic aug 5-Ths 1aasn Leagu-
ff Nations association resleadss'
ADOPTED q resolution that Tire c7auEr
t0esuun clal-as .sesluus attention n9-
un9r from ths standpoint Cf hGrz-
IT bu. also s~un an interTHts0usi
7,a5nt u view The aaffiralfy re-
qu1res noa only 1rss-as1ionai 10
uTsrszion for its Rolutaor. but nA3-
essstatns positive STEPS t-sinE sa9sr
ny the Japanese Empire. weztf'h Is
destined to suffer mos se-aouslr
--um the ralcantrVl Ct ophum n
Ewantuur F-o~lnre
Concerning the labor question an
o.he- resolution sid The govern
rners should ne encouraged 10 enact
labu- laws based CT TIE agreements
raised ny ffas washington -Laht'
conference with due regard 70 thf
szs-it rs trsar-sasIo-Iaa cn-oaerstlnr
uzs8eflvsnr those agreements
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
OTIS COLLECTION OF
ARMS GREATEST or ALL
Former Editor Of The Los Angeles
Times Had Penchsnt For
Picking Up Rare Fire
arms and Weapons

Los Aneeless Cal Amc. a col
lection of arms cs The late General
EarTisoa GRAY Csis. noted pnbilsa-
e II TIE Los Angeles Tines. con
sainins nose than 200 pieces ans
said io Ne the mos, complete in the
west has Aeen installed herr as
permanent exh1hu q; TIE museum or
history. scsence and All at Exosi
1sor park
AHona The collection 81 knives.
9sssolS rifles and antique fire9sece-
a7s many weapons q historicsl Sig
niTscance A brace az horse pistols
il the collection once belonged i =
sad 10 General Lsns5erf Of Na9os
eon-s staff Several highly ornE-
nenrea peeces are Moorish sr1 ths
sxhiha .ncludes large rnnee- ot
Arabian rifles with barrels seven fes'
Dong. covered WITH A-sss and silver
other nleaes include gun from
-Custer's Last Stand fight cross
bow FROM ghe Bower rebellion. niecss
used by frontiefsmen of Kentncky.
t,owse knives a pike from the time
e TIE C7us8deVs Chinese swords.
Persian bate axes American IN
ian hattie axes and modern auto
nsatic reFoivsIs
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
NlADERlUsI sPID[MlC
HITS EASTERN GIRLS
Many Are Tramplng Westward
Cstching . Rsde Wherever
They Can: Like the
Expsr1erce

New sorA Ang s-Ths roamln :
-nmAplsx. sometimes called the wan
de-inst. las become epidemic anana
Eastern girls 6ehataris vears Nct
few q ihsn are sraEAg51s across
the continent This snmnser gather
inc 81 occassyasAl lill from kindly
auson,oAAe -ourists and walking the
res. os me way s. ca1sed sensible
shoes xhafi trousers and the via so
wask vixen the curse becomes e1na
cis1ea tha-a erlae moss 81 them
s.ame 81 these Eastern girls ds
care rhev find Tire West safer sog
vaang women than New York ciig
Rebecaa Rrownstesa arr My-a l.s
r.re. sormer stBoenis a Syracuse
Tn.rarsity vha recently higed from
the Pm fic 10 their hcmes here.
a.ra sod wesfern men So hlgAlv thas
many mothers began rrayfnr thai
,he- aaa- daughters weula not eer
my cf thost crazy IDEAS q wAiFins
.scrass TIE country tnta their Aeaas.
Florence Besen and Gladys I'm
1nsr1nsr Of Kew York reached Los
Agrees a few DAYS Sro sfEer a lon-
trs.as across -hs continent Arulen
81 sahs ~ stretching octavfs p
tF-Ele vriters Whenever funds r1r law
rher liked fha open air life Sc wsli
'1tat rher Immediately began ssvfa1
Ha fl- & retuTr sGun-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
British AVIATION STATION
To OPEN IN. JAPAN
Aeronautlcs VIII Ee Talght the
Jsps Who Are Ssid To
Be Very Poor
ylierx

Tof4o. AGr "a naval avlaiors
ztraini1g station al Kasunlrzura
near Tck1o Wiz shortly f@ oeened
uncer the direction cr TIE BrsssA
aviation Instructors wh0 recently ar
rived "a japan
The authorities of the training
station have pabiished . panrslef
'-whith SAYS N view q the i1fau.
stage u asronautscs tn this country
& has been decided To bring the tx
g'erisl seral forces to The Jewel of
those n soreie7 countries
The new INSTITUTION is intended
gene-alsy for the stusy Q. al aerial
operations il naval strategy. but
chieTF flying direct from wa-shis's
y saspAanes Snd lspd machines. IT,
.stSfsen VIZ, be saperirtrnded b.
Rea-- Amirsl Tssiri and branch sta :
ten wiz oe established a. yofcSHsa-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
At DEATHS DOOR

Ten vaE-s CT stam1rh trouble ra-
cucsf ne GO q lir.rr Efrsie1 ~ G hH G
attacks Of 9E..n thss 1enhied me II
IKE q sask- IN lft ant ] v-ns ~ vsa-
luv as rnlr g,ies,H NJ medicine
ar doctors helrpAd ne End WAS realr 3
~ esslts ton7. 4 lncrs hrothsr no
rriset rns 10 z-T May~-s WUnoer@U.
Esensey and J found j s1 nt lne
only nHGiuiue 10 teuch NY cast X
IS q simple harmless preparation
thai removes shs cssswhE n1urus
from abe trtns1anET TRACE and EilayF
the 1nrlEumH-sur vAlCh rHust's sra,-
ricIllv al stHnbah LIVER AIT mites r
tarE ailments ancl1dInE RTsndlet1is
One coss VII corTlDce ~ D0nsT -'ts-
funded Al II Tprngrist
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
4 t.AkTfR MA\DAMl>
CARING I'll E>DAN

Oklahoma Clrr AuE 5--saHHs-l1ar II
Huna1 fs mRudamus FrVnE GR-~e-
ststH Hurtu- = pay ciAims t8- sa1
iry q MISE Norma Rarhpun emalu9
et II 1hf uaflcs ot ths state examiner
ant 1AEpeeaor which wpHld eE tha
Hutharirv af the governor III Tu1e ssa
fr'ias tu- statutory rsnsiunnE u s-Hss
departments hEE baar SER ior nExs
T'uesu1v s.sfo-s 5udss g -W Clar4 q
1hs Oklahoma cnuntF eisiricI eouia
Governor 1unH--Ror todHy directed
tAs aru~nsv ranH-T1'F office ts rep
resent ths Etass 0nds1a- 81 rhs ma
le-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
-
LIGHT WIVES ARE
BEING MEASURED

EBsauHnE Ckle Aus b-E1l'slr'- +
mnrts IL ths rnBRsuremer1 Il SlEti
have hsen resumed here fr p Alnari
.Ah-uhan Nachslsl1- q r'f3rHEa n
te.'nBrlanRl 8u1hurrT II Ilgh. WIVES
ant winner ut lhE N0pAl prizs ta'
physics il -sQ- II Nicholson Fta-.-
&c thesa ExpHrluEr-E hare -hres yetrs
Arn mt conas here annually ~ wax
nl. rs problems VIII ths AIT x 1be
Nj. Wilson SolE- Observatory ant
ms callfurIiE -nstituis q. Techno-
anrv.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
TWO GEORGES

TINS Is apsui iw0 kings
George III and {rearge \ 81
England
George X made s. conelIaf ry
saenet b Btltas' thar resniie1 ln
bringing the wafwnc fae7ions q
lrelan5 foee-htr % peace parsley
frearre Ill stood arslns- any
compromise wrA iht American
rebels
llas George ill hetn as sen-
le fellaw Is George \ lhe-s
1auht huNe heen ne -Afnetasfan
revolution be STIR >pnneiel
Banner na Tasted States no
aaraharn lancn other than 1he
country lawyer
S.. somehow we e1n I ntip au1
e grateful 1Aa1 George lll was
. vary sfHpi5 als tpol
- -----------------
Tran f.r o-sss- stll exists il soule
7iu,rE b Aan
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
. cEM

8ur5e5 Treasure Is ct sxtreua.v &
Interesting 7neru-a The HtirsrieFa
scsnes are 80 exceptionally 1A-IIi1r
Enc vrAT drnt that ors Is almost ~
r''ettnl thai thH modern thans is non
Discarded ramglHtslv and 7hs artsra
7icuurs deva-ad ro ne a~nmH q The
Spanish Man
Il Is hy I'll ODDS tars bsH. gnctu~s
Thar Marion Davies nks a1nf she
rs aaeldad2y Hsz--sciVs In lhe mHlur
irv st sesnaf Hnd undA- rhs htis
d1rau1lun n George 7 BakHy h1s aune
fF- eaEi work STE II ~ The 1-Hr
tDI1Eh-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
TWO DE ~ Fc--

Wichita kan AuE tive mH1
a-e believed ta be DEAD and Elz
wounded probably fataIE Is 3 re-
sur ct fEhi between AiEhwgEn en
ua-Fest nanas anc eiseh arge. soldier:
OF a nurthbound 5aek sand t-e-gn'
rrair nesr Ee.ufa Al Z crlshi las.
nEhl
Fre men are IN sa1 nere as sas-
ec Is
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

vour sfsHs~s. and IN handle mine.
while Chairman Anderson ruled ahai
sne Governor was wstAir hls rights
Esas me reserve board called il
farm credits p MI Funk demanded
later
rsrr PAPER Not Cafiet
Nc So. il nes'er has, Governor
EArcine resnrel
Euw about ne sa-cnlars o. shs San
Fra1 SEQ rese-vs banfr" MT Tan
cor nuea concerning ihs price ot
vhel il 1920
= never hearl th@ before Gov-
arnar Haralre said End II cause
breaa IL vhess iraces
hnd some eetect NJ Punk re
saon5ea
"Tnf bolr6 has rau1aned resc-0f
har4s nm te isue arrnlars Gaver-
ra- Harasne rauAuues gss iht sae
g. D banker 10 iooa 'a sAf value q bis
uonae~nI hu. IA do b IN o. auisl WAX
a is ne. iht sunoion Of 1hs reserve
system 70 regulate 7rses. uH " aavr
an, sa maintain CreEs
III genera M- Harding saia ~
ni.atuat q. .hs RESERVE noard tovara
agrarultuw hAs l,eer greatly mlsur
1armoad And grossly israprsatniea
sTht whole -9u,aF vith tas reserve
system " meselne hgr1russurs de-
m1nas is the reserve banks do not
ant oarno lena 10 individual hor-
sawers. be aaaed
wi.4Hms -nr sulnfs
"T'hs 1Apsr os borrowers Nus. yer
ino The HANDS q member banks be-
sars IL rets 4o The system
Giving ihs HISTORY Il increases os
reaiscauri rhsas il 1873 anl 1920 eaT-
arno, zartins lsse-ed shas NJ Wl-
aams ane 1T It's chles criIcs, hnd
pA-1i cips et in the rulings. The 3oHnl
srstan he sait. woulL Dc tx maintain
raaisaauni ra1ss sum ahcrs marFs'
rlfss III money inns awoidirE .nSii y
uan Int ysi offering Principally rn-
-.nitea greet
-.agns limitations be hala governed
1hH hoard III GE .4mes Ant the mn.'er
q nrsai1 policies ourhs ant aid rense-
upar Twelve ais1ram reserve hanks.
'sCuriosilF. have never hsEr1 a
raui7ili1ri from ans harE in -ns Ai-
lartu dist,ar. which Mr Williams
charged hHh tr gay 81 pHr rent ~ re-
sHrvs har~yw.nes M Harding SAID.
'shu. the naar1 after LEARNING q. thE
axt-eHn anstnnnes .. penalties lnd
charges which ~esustst from ths pra-
grsssivs -ass svsfHn, nov IN longer
in ssfer--. 1i6 order m0nHy returned
ia svsrv maupar hank n sxreEs q.
IL psrnart The Emuur1s we're Small
naaui ssA.nbU.Dbb Il he Tinted Ssats.s.
ant in al extreme -AlhhAmE rass fhs
l1llH. returned wHs s2ss1
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

Charles I.araf. the English author.
v-ss dena-rsc from erisr-nE fhs ma
sstrv by 81 irr5sedt tueni Il rs EpRecn.
seed ng poor grade of EauEEian
Tax wien plsn1sd II B<v7t has been
eound 70 g,-od1ce FAX q the highsst
quality.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

The shah - Persia possesses per
fsys The usost valuable pipe < the
wvrad u is the Persian offsrsss Tsps.
snd Is smoked only on state occa-
sionk. i Is SCI with rubses sns ess-
rsonds. and is va1uec at sED6 Geo
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

As-aphEneE z-t now used N at
extensive srslH tuf locating SiE'ro-
ll--iEte FcsDas N which so taft M
non ssicrures
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

Carrier sovn nave no recsi1a 5o3ks
Go oot Tsr then s-r Leader SAT-
sc-1ptsuns.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

Careers are sw--1r - &n1 cz7 -
sE.ree. a. q sna4 fr1-zs expense. D,
raading and using Want kdk-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

Minneapolis 1a lasuis
sia mu nalts 81 Tau
i nsas rF III caiuutH e
vurhnf m Tneaa n
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

Frsg-znce 81 tne czhbers rose
SKI i1sn-lF fiss these towers fer the
manufacturs of rose water sDd zttsr.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

KrsrIrs sEsTxEnAx


~Hftrfii1i Aefhth+
g4nnAiltf Brnfa
Nnmor 1s @Airnco Z
-huseA : E'AAadtghi
S lais Ntw xsrf
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

WANTED = Clean. light rut19n rssf
~ Leader otflos
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05
HlRD|hG ON FEDERAL BANK
BOARD TELLS TRUTHS
ets7 Eevisng Abczf Every
thing Gong 10 ths Dogs
i His Timely
Admcritaca

Washington. ARE 5--7re1li poa-
caas o. the federal reserve system
curtaruss under sxarnAnstanr iu6 q
congressional conn lss11n Thurseay,
IL 81 continuously stormy atmosBnsrf
viii cevsrro- Harding a. The reserve
board as the sals witness
The se1a-x. reserve hoard nidr 3
create This financial depression.
C-cva-1a. Harding exclaimed 7gvsrf
the snt ct shs das. II saw ii cau-
:rg. snS ras ready 70 1rafecs hing
and yeusas unEhs -r as s-asetu "
cid 50 New 81 we heed is 'cessasta1
q. pessi1ssul. which nEr'ks hat times
we AZ knew nsw srsrgfaay whs 30
ing crazy IL zas haon Curing the fAl
g. 1913.
cnncI-lpnE Lv sfttsr
This s1tIstaar If gong r. wara
Gut There's no comparison between
TIE confitsans yss- HEa ant cur~
ds1ons today Take ca.t1I with q
,ow yisid. End exports picking NJ.
Banks everywhere Irs fully justified
1cv IN Carrying lnans
AL we've rui to 90 i ~ Eai ou' Of
everlasting qssslulsus, AMI oUlt Shy
ane everything is going IN the dars.
WHY. a nKr has u rrs u / rao1
c:Aee-.rl face 7. be WAITS credit. y1u
canS TAX 10 The banker lLks vnu O.
60 The sRx nssHssar
Previously shIrT passage hal
ssktr place il which Rsg-esansatra
Pink. republican, Illinois, 3as-Hsan-
tItiv~ Nglls. -epnAlacAr. Nev York
and later Gsrnnor Harding pGraai-
F'Lsed.
ru-s ir oisappri-tet
I'm Erarlr disappointed" Eep~r-
sentative Tunk sEi1. 'becEuse fbs rA-
ss-vs system has haen rhaDsnrnd
ounplalnsl u. cr11rlssd and charged
ur ent ground. thas X hAs r3scrims-
mated kgEinss Agriculture And we've
Dm heard ont word from this WIT
BEST
Rsp-efHr iHt@ve Mills lAhpaf "A the
fray ASSERTING 1hH- The nnmm isslon
hAt allowed John SEalinr Williams
ecrnHr tauptrnEsr ui tht currency
during fw-r oars IL make charge Es1s-
chE-ge RrEirs1 The reserve hoard ant
thai Governor Harding WAS entitled
IN common 1Hssics" IL The Tr-lr-iars
cs i dssEilsc response.
M. Funk t1ld Nr Mills 10 'hHnfje
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

Tran fr o-sss- stll exists IL soule
pu'rE b jail
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1921-08-05

pour sfsasrs. and IN handle mine.
while Chairman Anderson ruled thas
sns Governor was wsthin his rights
Esas lhe reserve board called il
farm creditx"- MI F'unk demanded
later
Arizona republican., 1921-04-04
ALWAYS TEST THE LIQUOR

Testing" corn liquor is one of the most frequent pre1iminaries to con- vivialitv these days, it is rumored. alleged, indicated and otherwise noised abroad. Lightnin' that burns with a white flame is supposed to be dangerous, to contain wood alcohol, and to otherwise be undesirable; shine that burns blue is supposed to be the honest effort of a master maker of spirits. Sometimes. how ever, zeal for drink overcomes eau ton. even of this uncertain sort. with the result that the following occurred q few nights ago:
 Two young brothers in mild iniqui- tv secured themselves a pint They, being fairly law abiding in other re- spects. went to their room to drink it. They drank 1t, at least most of it. and became somewhat affected by it's presence with them. They un- dressed turned out the light and re- tired. After about 20 minutes, one aroused himself and called to the other:
 Say. wake up; we didn't test that liquor."
 .'Wen: we must do it." was the drowsy reply: wont do drink it 'thout testin' it"
 They arose, turned on the light found the drop or two of liquor left in the flask. poured it on hand mirror, touched match to it with due colemnitv and care saw the blue flame and returned to their beds ab- solutely ausfied.-Atlanta Constitu- tion.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-04
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afford to pay. and, with lower wages and more efficient labor, they can furnish goods at a cost within the consumers reach
 An appreciable reduction in wages Is noted in every section and in vir- tually every kind of industrv The 1act that savings accounts have in- creased in the indusu1al sset4ous however, would seem to indicate that m such districts wage and salary re- ducuons have not been as great as the reductions in the prices of com modit1es, and that therefore, for tunately, the decrease in wages has not necessitated a lowering of the standard of living.
 The credit situation is improved Interest rates range from to pel cent for the country as a whole, but banking funds are reported available by every section except the soutf and Rocky mountain regions"
Arizona republican., 1921-04-04
HuMoR IN TEST PAPERS

A group of clever folk have adopt ed game based upon the jewels of linguistic subtlety that swarm in shat quaint volume now out of print, Eng fish as She is Taught Each player is furnished with a pencil and paper. A word is chosen and the bright minds of the company compete in trying to connect definitions or examples as funny as the actual answers to ex- animation questions embalmed in the book.
 Some delectable absurdities have been born of this game, but 1t can not be said that they have sur passed the unconscious achievements of the schoolboy or school girl mind such an achievement as this which occurred in an examination on gram mar.
 Every sentence and name of God must begin with a caterpillar" Tea table satirists would be hard put to it to invent anything as funny 1 and as pungent as these lines. | Some of the best fossils are found l in theological cabinets" There are a good many donkeys I in theological gardens"
 "Herod was called a tetrarch be- cause he was so fond of tea
 Deep sympathy is evoked by these l ap0theRmS, ground Out ldDOTiOuSly bS perspiring eXaminees: All sentences are either simple or confound," and Grammar gives us the languish." And that sympathy deepens when one turns to the mathematical sec ton of the collection that fascinated Mark Twain. lire we read;
 .sThe sins of Division are a short horizontal line between two dots and a curve line between the Devisor and Divident-"
 "A circle is round straight line with a hole in the middle
 Things which are equal to eacl other are equal to anything else.
 But for sweet simplicity and per f@el flower of phonetic interpretation in all the sublime fatuity of the jul venile intellect at it's most incense quential stage here is one that soar! beyond the realm of imitation:
 "A Horace uncle line is a line tha isn't crooked. New York Sun.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-04
Allies Will Refuse Greeks Permission
 To Transport Army
IRepubIlcan A. P. Leased Wirel

CONSTANTINOPLE, April 3-The allies vii refuse Greeks permission to transport their troops in Thrace to the battlefront in Asia Minor by way of Constantinople or to use the Ismid railway.
 The Italians have protested that a Greek patrol has held up the steamer Cleopatra in the Black sea. The all lies have informed the Greeks that they must not blockade the sea.
 The Greeks are reinforcing their army.
 The Greek merchant marine has been mobilized as transports, and it is expected the Greeks can put an army of 00,000 in the field. The size of this army is being viewed with alarm by the Serbians and Bull garians.