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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
Positive and COMPARATIVE.

During recent business mems coz
vention in Chicago, one man ap-
preached another in the lobby of
hotel and by way of introducing HIM
self, said:
I'm Beck"
That's good" replied the man adj
dressed, taking the proffered hand.
I'm more so.''
you're what" asked the first
speaker
II say that | am more so," repeated
the other.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Why, you say you are Beck
"Yes, / am. My name is Beck"
swell, my name is Becker"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
Are Corns a Luxury?

When is a luxury tax? Represents
tive Aaron S. Kreider tells this story:
A woman went into restaurant and
ordered plate of ice cream, and when
she came to pay, she had a check foe
Is cents and 2 cents was added to IL.
She asked: what does that 2 cents
meanY
"Well," she was told, "15 cents for
your ice cream and 2 cents luxury
tax
she paid it, and then she walked
across the street TO the drug story and
asked for a corn plaster, and she gof
a check for 10 cents, and l cent added.
She said: "What is the / cent fOr2"
''That is the luxury tax"
WELL" she said, this is the first
time ever knew that corns were q
luxury"
Now that is the way it goes. There
are great many things to be con-
sidered in discussing tax propositions
From the Nations Business.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
MIR. OWL is WISE BIkD,

MANY years ago, long before Mr.
1V1 Fox was called clever or sly, OF
Mr.. Owl wise bird, or any OF the
wood folk had earned any name fol
themselves other than their own, there
was trouble between Mr.. Fox and Mr.
POSsum.
1t happened in this way. Mr.. Fox
one night went for chickens to a farm
q long way from his home, and when
he arrived he found that the poultry
house door was open and it was easy
enough to get all he wanted, for Mr.
Dog was away.
The only trouble was that he had
no place to store them, and it was toe
tar to carry them to his home and &C
lack for more.
Mr.. Fox happened to think of Mr.
Possum, and he decided that he would
make bargain with him to take care
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
HOW DO YOU SAY 1T?
By c. N. LURE
Common Errors in English and
How to Avoid Them
"sIT" AND set"

DROBABLY it is impossible to teach
1 the great majority of Americans
the difference between the two words
sit and set" but grammalians have
been trying to do so for many years.
"Come in and set down." says ones
host. He is hospitable, but his gram
mar is faulty. He should say, Come
in and sit down."
Whether hen sets on a nest or
sits on it is not certain, in grammar.
since the point is disputed, but it is
quite certain that you do not .sit" a
hen on her nest; you set" her there.
1t is Incorrect to say: "The vase sets on
the table; say, instead, THE vase
rests. or stands, on the table," Do
not say, 1.-THE fiagpole sets firmly in
its socket" but say, The fiagpole is
set firmly in its socket" If you prefer,
you may say, instead, THE fiagpole
sits firmly in its socket"
(Copyright)
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08

am now able to do my work. / recon-
mend the Vegetable Compound to my
friends and you may use these facts as
testimonial. Mrs. SALLIE SIEFERT,
813 w. Fourth Street, Pottsville, Pa.
The everyday life of many housewives
is continual struggle with weakness
and pain. There is nothing more wear
ing than the ceaseless round of house
hold duties and they become doubly hard
when some female trouble makes every
bone and muscle ache, and nerves all on
edge.
If you are one of these women do not
suffer for four or five years as Mrs.
Siefert did, but profit by her experience
and be restored to health by Lydia Il.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
Inv IL, vHI6ttat M|
FIREWORKS.

WYE ARE indebted to the Chinese
wv for the Fourth of July fire.
cracker and other more or less deadly
weapons of celebration. They used
these articles, shortly after their dis
covery of gunpowder, to scare away
any evil spirits that might be in the
vicinity. Fireworks were manufac-
tured in Italy as early as 1910. and
were used in France TO celebrate
events of National import In 1906.
The industry now centcrs In the
United States
(,opvright)
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
The Stage Today.

Alfred Moves, who is conducting 9
strong campaign for the publication
of the drama, said in recent address
SIN Fifth avenue the other day
saw a crowd assembled before hair
dresser's shop window. The window
contained wax presentation, life size
of a young lady about to enter hel
bath. As l turned disgustedly away
l heard a young man say:
why, this hairdresser has sto!er
the plot of at least six of Broadway's
Forthcoming plays. He is bound to be
sued right and left for plagiarism
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
Unjust Teacher.

1t was the infant class's alphabet
lesson, and the teacher had pro
crossed as far as the letter 3D. when
she noticed that one little girl was
obviously ''wool-gathering."
Walking over to her, and pointing
TO the letter on the blackboard, she
asked:
"Now, Maggie, what letter is that?'
Maggie, of course, did not know, sc
teacher, with gentle shake explained
Letter B, letter B."
please, teacher" answered the
child, with one fearful eye on the
child next to her, 81 amt touching
her :"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
By MILDRED MARSHALL

BY wearing her natal stone, the
pearl, the bearer of the name Margaret
will fulfill the promise of the gods,
which gives her purity, charm and af-
liability Her lucky day is set as
Monday, and seven, Is her fortunate
number For her to dream of pearls
signifies faithful friends.
(Copyright)
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
DON'T FORGET cuticurs TsIcum

When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisitely scented face, skin, baby
and busting powder and perfume, rem
dering other perfumes superduous.
You may rely on it because one OF the
Cuticura Trio (Soap, Ointment and
Talcum). 25c each everywhere.>
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
ABLE TO
DO Her WORK
After Long Suffering Mrs. Siefert
Was Restored to Health by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound
Pottsville, Pa. suffered wit
female trouble for four or five years an

was very irregular.
/ was not fit to dc
my work at times
and took medicine
from a doctor and
got no benefit. ]
saw Lydia E. Pink
h am 8 Vegetab BILE
Compound adver-
tised In the news
papers and took it
and got all right. !
gained = twenty
mounds or more and
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
FRECkLES
Now IL the Time to Get Rid Of
These Ugly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed of your freckles, as Othine
double strengths guaranteed to remove
these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce OF Othine-double
strength-from your druggist, and apply a
little of it night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
have vanished entirely. 1t Is seldom
that more than one ounce is needed to com.
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion
Be sure to ask for the double strength
Othine, as this is sold under guarantee OF
money back If 1t fails to remove freckles.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
Agreeable,

Lady of the House-"I don't mind
giving you a meal, hut | shall require
like yer cookin' I'll return just as often
as yer boston Transcript.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
Cor-Wreckt.

AL Bert-"How do these love tri-
angles usually end?" Phil Bert
Most of them turn into wreck
tangle. Science and Invention.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
Another Golden Rule.

Let us be very gentle with our
neighbors' failings,. and forgive our
friends their debts as we hope our
selves to be given.-Thackeray
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
LADIES GAN WEAR SHOES

One size smaller and walk in comfort by
using ALIENS FOOT=EASE the antisep-
tic powder for the feet Shaken into the
shoes and sprinkled in the foot bath" Allen 8
Foot=Ease makes tight or new shoes feel
easy; gives instant relief to corns, bunions
and caiiouses, prevents Blisters, Callous and
Eore Spots..
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
Explained.

Pa. what's the difference between
an epithet and an epitaph?"
zone is applied to man before he
is dead, and the other after. my soll"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
Cant Win.

A New York man had his pocket
picked in court. Going to court Is
losing game any way you look at it,
Detroit Free Press.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08

one may be right two-thirds of the
time and still be more popular the
third in which one is wrong.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
WATERPROOF.

Porters-"Rain stops every ones
pleasures" Waters-"Rain doesn't
stop the bargain hunters"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
True.

"When is loafer busiestW
whenever anyone asks him 10
work"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-07-08
Helninn Nature.

HeIpIn9 NATURE.
Lady-Why don't you feed that dog?
Small Boy-I want him to be grey
hound.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
Rhine Germans
Hate the French

renrisals. In some cases the difficulty
is avoided by the accompanying swain
adopting civilian clothes, which seems
to be satisfactory all around.
In the wine cellars of the most 1asn-
ionable restaurants of Dusseldorf
there is a corner called ''the occupa-
ton corner" There are deposited all
the bottles Of wines that have Deen
refused by the German customers as
having soured, owing to defective
corks. When a party of French OIL
GERS put in an appearance they are
always served with two or three bot
ties of the special wine, which they
promptly reject, as Frencsmans
taste for wine is infallible, but by the
time a real good bottle of wine Is
reached 1.-The French cannot taste the
good of it," as one headwaiter put It.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
Woman InVadeS
African WildS

vivacious and charming, who has Just
returned to London after travelling
], 100 miles across the Libyan desert
iE Africa to explore the city of ku-
fra. headquarters of the Senussi tribe,
a fanatic and hostile group whose mil
itary adventures recently have caused
anxiety in Egypt.
Travelled Alone.
Mrs. Forbes, wearing the native
costume, was alone in her daring adj
venture. She joined a native caravan
and, riding a camel, finally crossed
the Egyptian frontiers and reached the
sacred oasis city where only one Eu-
ropean-an explorer of 40 years ago
has ever been before. Here she was
we'll received by the tribesmen ana
given q safeguard back to civilization,
but throughout the journey she was
surrounded by hostile natives who
would have killed her had they known
that she was a white woman.
The start of the trip was made from
Benghazi. the Mediterranean end or
the ancient caravan route from the
central Sudan across the L1Dyan
desert. She had previously arranged
for a form of passport from the Senus-
81. but this was of little value. as the
tribes through which she passed did
not recognize their sovereignty. Spies
surrounded the caravan and at the
sacred city of Tai the entire party
was placed under arrest and thrown
into a native prison. After great diff
f1culty they were released and allowed
to proceed.
Welcomed by Chiefs.
At the Osases of Kufra the chlets
welcomed Mrs. Forbes and told her OF
their plans for political power. Or
the return journey she again had trou
bile with the natives and was at one
time forced to disguise herself as
man.
Mrs. Forbes made a survey OF tins
country during her journey and col
lacted much valuable Information
about the national aims of the Senuss
tribes. but concealed q small kOdal
under her flowing native robes am
made snapshots through q hole cut II
the dress. Returning to London, sn
has now laid the results of her ex
vibrations before the British govern
uent and was received by tn king
The Senussi are becoming pOWerfu
force in Africa. and when during tn
war they allied themselves with tn
Turks, Egypt was fortified agains
them at a cost Of $3OO,OOO,OOO.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
HUNT FOR RARE EGGS NEAR POLE

bird life, with the result that one Of
the scientists who will accompany the
present expedition will be commits
stoned to keep an especial lookout for
blue-goOse eggs.
The price that ono, Of these eggs
would command has not been quoted,
but judging from the enthusiasm dis
played In natural istory societies
over the subject, the goose that laid
the golden egg will lave nothing on
this bird.
Baffin Land Is bel. eyed to be the
greatest breeding place Of bird life
in the Far North. In It's 10000
square miles of interior unexplored by
white men are lakes which the Eski-
mos describe as being at least 100
miles in length and Astounding in wild
1 fowl.
The Mcmillan expedition will leave
here In July in the schooner Bowdoin,
specially built for the purpose, and
will pass probably ii months in a
study Of Baffln Land a-ong various
scientific linea
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
Population in Recently Occupied
Section on Right Bank Are
SuIIen and Aloot.
WONT UNDERSTAND LANGUAGE
Serve Sour Wine to Soldiers In the
decentralization Seen with
Uniformed Men Are Marked
for ReprisaIs.

Dusseldorf, Germany.-The anti
occupation sentiment is much stronger
in Dusseldorf, RuhrOrt and Du1sburg'
the cities of Rhenish Prussia recently
occupied by the French, than In May
ence. Coblenz and Cologne, when also
have been under foreign Occupation
for more than two years by the FRENCH
Americans and British. :
AS one crosses from the left Dank
of the Rhine and enters recently Oc-
cupied territory the mood of the pop
ulation becomes more sullen, their De-
haviOr more alOof and their hatreo
much more pronounced.
More Like Military Rule.
The reason may be that the French
are occupying that part Of the right
bank of the Rhine that they hold near
the Ruhr in real military fashion ana
the occupation is much more severe
than that on the left bank.
The hatred Of the population Is d.
rected more especially against the
French, and children are being brought
I'D in q constant terror and unuls-
yuised scOrn of the occupying fOrceS'
which gives but little promise that the
real brOtherly love between French
and Germans will be achieved with
the coming generation.
The absolute refusal to speak
French, even by persons we'll acQualnt
ed with the language, is one OF the
most common ways in which the Ger
mans show their dislike of the French
military men. The correspondent walked
| into cigar store the other day while
| French officer was attempting to MAKE
| the woman in charge understand the
| brand of cigarettes he wanted. She
| seemed absolutely at a loss to under
stand him. The correspondent trans
lated the officers request in English
After the officer mad departed she tol'
the correspondent in purest French
81 understood him the first time
but l would not give him the salts
faction"
"Boycotted" by Women.
Few women in Dusseldorf, Ruhror
or Duisburg will be seen in the com
Dany of a uniformed French sOldie
or officer In the streets. The few VIII
transgress the unwritten law ar
promptly catalogued at the Germa
city headquarters, and are marked TO
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
Strange Errand of Mcmillan
Expedition to Arctic;
savants Will Make Special Effort to
Locate Nest of the
Blue Goose.

Boston.-A hunt for the egg Of the
blue goose will be one OF the odd err
rands of the Donald B. Mcmillan ex-
petition to Baff1n Land this year. The
adult blue goose, a variety with a
grayish brown body that gets its name
from the blue gray Of it's wing coverts,
is not uncommon in the United States,
but it's breeding haunts have been
subject Of much speculation among
bird lovers and its nest and eggs have
never been, observed.
An announcement by Doctor McMil-
Ian that ON his last trip to the arctic
he had noticed f1edglings OF these geese
aroused the interest OF students OF
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
BEYOND COMPREHENSION.

ga curious case came up in the court
Of domestic relations this morning.
"What was it all aboutY asked the
meek little man.
"a wife charged that her husband
cut out the department store advertise
ments from the family newspaper be-
fore he'd let her read it. He was
brute, wasn't hep
Certainly" replied the meek little
man. "But what l don't understand is
how he managed to get hold OF the
paper first"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
TAHITI NATIVES ENJOY AUTOS
Anything That Runs is Oseo on inc
IsIand-Trees Show Result OF
Wild Rides.

Papeete, Tahiti.-In Olden days
when a Tahiti native wished to refresh
his soul he decked himself with the
islands fragrant flowers, obtained
goodly supply of raw sugar rum and
retired on foot to some shady valley to
enjoy himself. Now he travels In an
automobile to his retreat, for the Island
Is full of light machines.
Wounded bark Of acacia trees along
the avenue from Pautua to Papeete,
showing where sundry machines
driven by natives have caromed from
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
Agents Like Summer.

I'm all for hot weather and lots \
it." the insurance agent prOclalma
when someone asked him when he d
the most business-summer or wints
"In the summer" he said, "O6t
doors are likely to be open wide Wh4
call on a likely prospect l can
him sitting at his desk as rule. q
doesn't have the nerve to tell the
flee boy that he's not in when +
just waved cheerfully to him. 50
seldom. cool my heels in a receipt
room when the weather is warm"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07

go 70 tree. bear grim witness to the
LII. liz rides taken by some of the TIM
+,ans Lately the government mas
s+onned in and made the roads COM
narattvely safe for. pedestrians.
All sorts Of machines are found mere
bright cars, shining with giistenlng
enamel. cars of ancient vintage, Win
brass radiators green: with verd1grls'
steering-gear tied with w1re' ana cars
of every degree and condition OF re-
roir
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07

Am now able to do my work. recom-
mend the Vegetable Compound to my
friends and you may use these facts asa
Matrimonial. MRS. SALL1E S1EFERT,
Sl3 ". Fourth Street, Pottsville, Pa.
The !" everyday life Of many housewives
is continual struggle with weakness
and pain. There is nothing more wear
ING than the ceaseless round OF house,
hold duties and they become doubly hard
when some female trouble makes every
bone and muscle ache, and nerves all on
If YOU are one of these women do not
suffer for four or five years as Mrs.
Siefert did, but profit by her experience
and be restored to health by LYDIA Il"
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
When Men Fought in Steel.

AS a general statement it may be
said that armor weighed from thirty
pounds. for a suit of chain mail, and
fifty for ordinary complete plate, to
100 or more for the heavy tournament
equipment. The armOr for the horse
might weigh another hundred pounds.
In spite of its weight, armOr, when OF
good quality and worn Ga most i'm
portant po1nt) over properly copstruc-
ted, padded undergarments. was sur
prisingly mobile.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
A Rare Confession.

Here's an interesting contribution
to the literature of the day"
"What is it?"
"The memoirs Of former pugilistic
champion"
"What makes his book, extraOr-
dinary?"
"He acknowledges that he was
licked by a better man."
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
A StrateuiSt.

Hiram" said Mrs. COrntOssel, "whJ
did you insist on our boy Josh takin'
music lessons? You know he hasn't
any talent"
Il wasn't thinkin' about the talent.
AS long as 1 hear him pract1cin' on
the violin, I know he isn't skylarkin'
with the hired man nor teastn' the
stock"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07

was very HASSOA0A"
I was not fit to do
my work at times
and took medicine
from a doctor and
got no benefit; i
saw Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound adver-
tised in the news
papers and took it
and got all right. !
gained twenty
rounds or more and
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
A Call From Home.

''I'd like to see Mr.. Wadleigh."
"He's listening over the telephone.
said the discreet secretary.
"Listening?"
''Draw your own inference, sir.
won't say in so many words that Mrs.
Wadleigh, who is at the other end Of
the wire. Is doing all the talking"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
All Alone She Makes 1000
Trip Across Desert to Ex-
pIore the City of Kufra.
WELL RECEIVED BY TRIBES
Reaches Sacred Oasis City Where Only
One European, an Explorer OF
40 Years Ago, Has Ever
Been Before.

London.-England has ceased to De
thrilled over the spectacle of woman
NJ. p; now a woman explorer Is CHILLI
ing public attention.
She is Mrs ROsita Forbes. cnlc'
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
Cured After Talking Three Weeks.

Spokane, Wash.-A case of sleeping
sickness, during which Mrs. George
Banby, thirty-fve, of Wilbur, Wash,
talked necessarily for three weeks, ex-
cept when under the influence Of
opiates, was reported here by physi-
clans, who announced her discharge
from the. hospital as cured.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07

Although education is compulsory
in. Abyssinia for all boys more than
twelve years of age, there is practi-
cally only one school in the country.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
our Keen YOUNGSTERS,

Its a bad habit" said the little
fellows mother, land you must be
broken of it,
"Don't you fink I'd better be mend
edY" was the quick retOrt
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
Liuht Labor.

''Mrs. Bilfur promised a tramp a
good breakfast If he would cut little
wood"
"And after he had breakfasted, did
he cut little woodT'
Eyes, he whitfield himself a tooth
pick"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07

ELIXIR BABEK A ~ ~ the
And Drives Malaria GU !i.o magic I
'"Y0ur 'Babek' acts llh1 ME in ny
given it to numerous pe .S Cchills,
who were suffering WIZ! VIZ ~ those
and fever. I recommend ~ ~ good y
sufferers and in need e., on 44e6hen's
Rev. S. SzymanowskI. 81; z I Ba
Perth Amboy, n. j.. 6net prep
druggists or by ParGel, lTbTington,
Kloczewski & Co., W aSiill' n
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
Acquired LIKING.

Acquired Liking.
He-Do you believe there is any
thing in names?
She-Yes, do. My girl chum's name
is Olive and didn't like her at all at
first.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
Had His Eye on Her.

Waiter-We have some nice chicken
today, sir.
Brute-Yes, so / see. You may
bring me tire one with the black hat.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07

You Know Himl
He likes to CAB and blab and blow;
He's always braying.
He talks so fast he doesn't know
What he Ia saying.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
Carried $1,000 in Silver
Seven Miles and Won 1t

William JaIo of Hurley, WIS.,,
painter by trade and gambler by
profession. bet $1,000 he could
carry 1000 silver dollars in a
Tag on his shoulder without fall
+ering to Bessemer, Mich. seven
miles away. He accomplished
the feat and won.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-07-07
How He Got Her.

She looked with favor on his suit,
For why should she evade it?
She was the tatlor's daughter cute
And knew her father made 1t!
-Cartoo $ Magazine.