The border vidette., 1921-11-12
MORALES NiMROOS.
Mayor James A. Harrison and Party
 Having HeIluva Time.


 Ter, will be of lot of interest to everybody in Santa Cruz coun. ty, where every mem Der in May. or Harrison's party has someone who loves lem:
 Port Libertad, on the Gulf of California, Nov. 6.-By courier to Magdalena, Sonora.
 I know you will say I'm a hel- luva war correspondent to wait a week before sending my stuff but thought 1 would wait and tell you lotta things.
 We're having a great time. I'll tell the whole cock-eyed world, we're having a good time. I don't think any of us are ever coming home again. I want to tell you about the Wild Women we met over on Tiburon Island. No-no guess I won't do that, would be very unclubby.
 But really, this is a nice old fashioned party. All these guys are old fashioned-they sleep in their underwear. There's only one pair of pajamas in the crowd. They're pink and I ain't going to tell who owns lem.
 Our trip from Nogales was made without a mishap (get that mishap-it's good word) be- cause the boat only fell off the truck four times.
 Stanley Bryant had charge of the truck carrying the boat and believe you me he had all the work alone of getting the man or war back on the truck. You know, there's always way of getting even with guy that turns off your water because you can't pay your bill.
 The christening of the boat was good. We named her the Lucy Booze. It isn't a very good name because the prohi bition act is in effect down here and we can't get anything to drink. Don't delete that last sentence because I want to make a lotta, guys here think they will be in good with their wives.)
 The hunting has been good and the fishing has been good and some of the blackjack play CTS are more than good. I sat in a game last night with Al Scharff and Frank Lohn and I wanna tell you that I didn't have any more chance than a woodpecker with rubber bill in a petrified forest. What that guy Lohn is fooling around building overhead sewer sys- tens, and why this guy Flypaper Al. is snooping around after hopheads, when they can deal the paste boards like they do, is more than I can imagine. Yeh, and I ain't the only one what got took.
 This guy Bert Cummings is always com bining business with pleasure. Last night I over heard him talking to Jim Harri son and if he wasn't trying to sell Jim some real estate, I'll eat your hat. Maybe he can sell Jim some oil stock but have my doubts about him peddling the Lord Mayor any land.
 Old Man O'Neill started to put over some political arguments around the campfire the other night but it is too soon after the school election and the talk didn't last long. Johnny Jund is the champion fisherman of the bunch. He went out for a long trip with Dead Eye Baker yes terday and brought back an awful case of sun burn.
 We pretty near had Joe Goof, the cook, die on us. He fell overheard. The water wasn't deep but he wasn't use to it and the shock knocked him for the hospital cot.
 Al. Scharff's brother Doc" Scharff. is the official physician and surgeon of the bunch. He said he was thinking about To- eating in Nogales but 1 told him he better not cause there's enough hell around there now with these doctors.
 We're waiting here for Doc Sneaker and Otto H. Herold to come up from Guaymas with their big boat and then every body is going over to Tiburon Island to see them Wild Women.
 Doc. Sneaker has always in sisted that the cannibals on the island have two vertebraes and we're all gonna see if he's right. There's been a little argument