The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-03-29

too are at the journeys end. We find him
hard subject to. get away from. We could
ways showed consideration for his contributors
AS We well know. We can do no less.
PROBABLY; THEY WILL SING ANYTHING
ONCE
Sir: Speaking of the old songs (you men
toned severaD, il Clara Smith Hamon does 60
into tho movies I wonder If the vaudeville
songsters will sing "She's More to Be Pitied
Than Censored? RORY.
The Woman Psys"!
bushnell Corr, Galesburg Republican
Registerl
do not wish to mention any Names
but will say that a friend Of mine pur-
chased q couple OF guineas and as some
Of the close friends thought for the pur-
pose of raising this breed Of birds. as
he purchased q male and female WED
nesday) as he went out to feed them,
one, the male bird, raised himself as the
door of the coop opened and few over
the head of my friend and has not been
seen or heard Of since. So my friend
and others had stewed guinea for 6
o'clock dinner Wednesday evening.
OMAHA Suicide Gives Davenport As Home
Address. Democrat
Some people never know when to keep still.
,.
Sir: As the Chitrib says. 1921 will reward
fighters. Doesn't this clipping, which they
reprinted from the Kansas City Star, prove ii!
AChicago woman weighed 210 pounds,
and then she took up the practice Of
beating her husband systematically every
few days. and now she has reduced to
40 pounds. Besides that her husband
has now obtained . divorce and the
newly slendered figure will come quite
handy. Few things work out so we'll in
the lives OF mere mortals. e. X. E.
ANOTHER friend to the makeup man
writes: "One inch Of rain is equivalent to 10
inches Of SNOW" And better than that, one
doesn't have to shovel it OF the front porch.
WHY, THAT SEEMS PERFECTLY CLEAR
TO US.
Sir: A r. e. agent, trying to sell me farm,
sent me q description Of place, saying, There
Is enough timber on farm to last until it is
gone" What tn what did he mean?
WILLIE GREEN. -
Do Your Friday Shopping Early.
From the Illinois State Register.l
Mrs. Isaac Tomlin Of Ashland was In
the city shopping Friday.
Mrs. Everett Campbell Of Rochester
was in the city Friday shopping.
Mrs. Charles Prather Of Buckhart was
in the city shopping Friday.
MrS. hairy LOfd OF MechAntc8bufG was
in the city Friday shopping.
THE Register reporter might add little
variety to his personals by taking refuge in
rime. Thus: -
Mrs. Isaac Tomlin did her city shopping Friday.
While Mrs. Campbell did some Friday
shopping.
Mrs. Prather-Mrs. Lord
Purchased all they could afford
And the Friday shopping Friday kept them
hopping.
IN WHICH THE GENTLEMAN RE-CHRIS-
TENS HIMSELF
Sir Permit me, sir, to muss up this Grave
yard Of Gravity long enough to throw q few
Of my yet intact ashes in the direction Of your
newly anointed friend, tho consistent Irish
man" 70 consistency, what crimes are COM
mitted in thy namely and incidentally 1 may
mot grieve should some Of them alight in the
vicinity Of you. the multi-tongued sexton Of
this cemetery. because of your agreement with
county Cork's descendant Decay indeed!
Well. why not-aftef being buried these many
moons under Tombstone With worms such a
these? Il kinda like It myself. Like some
shows its % rotten it's good.)
-O-AP0STROPHE-D DECAY.
SOMETHING might BE- aid about the gov
efnm0ts "string q victories" In tho supreme
cdsft ysstiddy. but
THE biscuits ars gstting cold. coodnixht!
n u neta