South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-22

man has decided to return 10 the
strenuous life.
Foxy Hayes has US beaten 20 a
milk shake when IL comes TO rnanzE-
ing an automobile. Foxy" after
two try-outs drove his Ford sedan 20
Green Bay, Wis. and back without a
mishap. He arrived in Milwaukee
when the breweries were closing
down for the day and managed 10
negotiate the crowded streets with
out being called down once. It must
be the foxy smile that saves the old
rascal
London uses $4,000. 900 gallons Of
water daily. There must be a good
many fires and probably they have
the street-washing system.
In order 20 sweeten the soft. sum-
fmery CONCENTRATIONS Of the remain
der OF August, we venture the re-
minder that September brings a
weak quality of oyster and another
one Of Uncle SANS iron-muscled de
mands for another bunch of income
taxes.
Pres't Harding now has a chair
given him by the newspapers Of the
country. Now just as soon as he fn-
ishes manning the public service
with reporters. advertising experts.
editorial writer's and branch office
managers his administration will go
fine.
Those who think It too hot to 90 to
church today have probably not
learned all about heat they will
learn.
A Worcester pastor has asked his
congregation 10 reduce his salary. An
act so gracious that the congrega-
ton, being highly appreciative Of
such self-abnegation, Immediately
compiled with. There are times
when congregations are always ready
to meet pastors half way. if not more
than that
Why complain Of girls elbows?
If they were plumb white they
wouldn't look natural. anyway.
Though it is not surprising that
Americans are not kindly disposed
toward Russia in her present dis
tress, her plea for food must be con-
sidered in the light Of existing obn-
cations. Russia took Emma Gold
man and Bill Haywood off our
hands.
The girl who keeps a diary never
makes the entry; Washed the
dishes for mother this morning" not
because it would be commonplace
record, but because she didn't,
When the Lord makes a girl beau
tiful the best way for her to keep so
is to live a beautiful life. Then she
won't need lip sticks, rouge and
other nasty stuffs to violate nature
with.
Mrs. Burden OF Newport says to
dress perfectly costs about $4,000 a
year The lilies OF the field do not
toll or spin any more than Mrs. Bur
den does, but they are dressed pref
tier and are far more economical
We applaud Judge Isaac Kane
Parks on his mature ] u c
learning His judgments in the city
court the past week bear out our
line Of argument during the past
seven years that Isaac, we would like
to have him referred TO as "Sir"
Isaac. by temperament. trained legal
mind, and knowledge of human ma
ture, is eminently qualified to don
the ermine and sit on the woolsack
ters not which.
Another good reason why it would
be the part of patriotism as we'll as
piety to go to church and pray today
lis. the fish are biting but poorly at
Diamond lake since Maurer, Fussy
and us visited the lake last week
and caught them all.
Now Paris declares the old-time
corset is coming back with a pal
pably restored waistline. Maybe so
and maybe not. The female form d.
vine has tasted freedom and will not
willingly go back TO the baled hay
letters.
There are 100000 women IN the
United States holding jobs. Of
course this estimate doesn't include
the women Of the country who don't
have anything TO do but cook. wash
and sew for their families and raise
the nations brood Of 100000 chill
dren.
The August wedding crop in Mish-
awake this year is particularly
heavy. and the climate makes II most