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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
JUST FOLKS
By EDGAR A. GUEST


AON
We shall be comforted in time.
Though now the heavy shades are
drawn
And solemnly the church bells
chime,
From darkness we shall come to
dawn.
Death is the bitterest blow that falls.
Yet all who live are born 10 die.
Somewhere the solemn courier calls
With every hour that passes by.
Yet are we brave and are we true,
And would We try 10 please our
dead,
We must not mourn the long days
through.
But by our faith be comforted.
The loneliness is hard to bear.
The silence seems to chill Us
through,
And missing them that were SC fair
There seems no JOY in all we do.
No speech can lift this weight OF
grief
As solemnly the church bells
chime.
Now must We turn 10 our belief
We shall be comforted in time.
Copyright. 1879
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
THE CONE TAX.

Among signs of coming spring are the petitions
asking the 67th congress to remove the tax soda
water and ice cones, and, in truth, hard uI as
Uncle sam may be for money to pay his debts, he
should be able TO get along without penny taxes
levied the righteous thsts OF his citizens and the
confections Of his children
Increased production costs have made the price
of sodas and ice cream high enough without the
added federal tax. The only excuse for such tax is
that easy 10 collect. Certainly valid claim
can be made cooling drinks and confessions
luxuries and that therefore, they should be taxed
Uncle sam who made war successfully in a big
way seems somewhat ludicrous figure when seen
collecting pennies from children at ice stands
70 help pay the bills of the war.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
WHERE SEC'Y. OF STATE HUGHES AND
SEN. PENROSE MAY CLASH.

Former Sen. Albert J. Beveridge. whose chief oc-
eupaioa is Iecturing-and incidentally advertising
his life of Chief Justice John NIarshalshould pre-
sent a cory OF his work 10 Sen. Boise Penrose In
deed it might be wei If a copy of the work were
presented to all senators-nlarked in a number Of
spots. According to the former senator:
1T is the duty of evhry American citizen to
study. the constitution and familiarize himself
with it,
and of course. he means in the light which Chief
Justice Marshall interpreted it, on the other hand
Sen Penrose had hest keep the constitution and Mr..
Beveridges work away frsm secy of state Hughes,
else We fear there will be "a smashup in Wash
ington. indicative of anything else but the harmony
between the white house and the capitalize stete
department and the senate foregn relations COM
1nittee-which Prest Harding and Sen. Penrose
have been 50 garrulously promising. The reason for
this comment is that the same day that Mr.. Beve-
ridge was ursing every American CITIZEN to study
the constitution etc. Sen. Penrose gave out the
reason for his withdrawal Of his opposition to TO-
nner Juase Charles T. Hughes for the state port
folio, thuswise:
eft did not matter who was appointed score
tary Of state since under the Harding admins
tration the senate will have charge OF the
tons foreign affairs"
Such a distinctly novel and unconstitutional view.
will hardly be adhered to by secy Hughes He is not
"ninny' and if. as Pres-t Harding has stated the
Infringement of departments is 10 be left to their
SECRETARIES YOU may that the secretary
81 state VIII be quoting the constitution and reading
IPhn Marshall TO Sen. Pcnrose and his colleagues in
pretty short order The management Of foreign al
fairs is entrusted 90 the president the senate,
end the state department secretary TO that branch
81 the presidents work. The president alone appoints
ambassadors and ministers. They responsible TO
the state department. The president through the
sate department may negotiate treaties. These
Snings-appointments and treates-nUst be ratified
~ senate there its authority stops The presi-
Aent may consult the senator foreign rela-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
Ignorant Essays
By J. P. McEVOY

III say he was all right.
I'll say so.
He sure was.
I'll say he was.
But you take this guy Carpenter,
say, what Dempsey will do to him.
Sweet mammal
Won't he though! Tn tell the
world.
World is right.
I'll say.
And yet he might Slip one over on
Jack, at that. Y'never can tell.
that's one thing about this here new
fighting game y'never can tell.
That's right y'never can tell
Ysure can't.
You said a mouthful.
I'll say I did.
You sure did.
But then they amt much chance.
Dempsey will knock him for a row
OF cooked hats.
That's good. cooked hats is good.
He sure will.
I'll say he will.
You said a faceful.
I'll say so.
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
YOUR HEAD ACHE.

Those who suffer from headache have thing
TO be thankful for. The treatment for it has inn
proved greatly in the last few thousand years That
IS indicated clearly by Prof Roy L. Noodle OF the
University of Illinois.
The old cure TO scrape a round hole in the
skull with sharp flint, to let out the evil Spirit
posed to have caused the headache. The patient
was conscious while this operation was progressing
slowly lie might well have been impatient.
Skulls showing these operations for headache have
been found in France, Peru, Mexico and South Sea
Islands. OF 40 skulls found in ancient burial
place in France, this operation had been performed
on 40.
One had been operated on eight times. Eight
round holes, from the size OF a dime a half dol
lar had been scraped in his uckless skull. That
may well De said to have suffered from headache!
The Bureau of Fisheries says 100000, 600 pounds
of fish caught last year; not including, of
course the poor fish the wdcaters' sucker lists.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

AS the flame above the candle
smites the moth.
Now, quite fearless Of successful
contradiction,
We can reassure our worried Brit
ish friend.
That his fevered apprehension isn't
really worth the mention,
For he hasn't anything 10 appre-
bend,
There were many deeply compli-
Gated causes
For this section OF the Atlas go
ing dry,
But the drink the drug stores serve
US, needn't make a brewer
nervous,
And the sundae has a perfect
alibi.
If he'll ask OF any old and seasoned
tippler
If ice cream in saucers, slabs or
moulds or bricks
Ever Iured the drinking classes from
their pint or nip Of Bases,
He will find the ready answer will
be Nix"
The adherents Of st. Louis or Mil
waukee,
And the devotees Of San Francisco
steam
Didn't quit till they were babe TO.
and then just because they had
TO
But they none Of them have taken
up ice cream!
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
TYPICAL CONVERSATION.

TYPICAL COW CESSATION.
Waddye think of this guy Carpen-
tier? pronounced Car-pen-tear.)
L dunno, waddye think OF i'm?
I think he's a dud, that's what I
think.
I think so too, a dud-thats what
he is.
He sure is.
You said something.
I'll say I did. 1 amt seen none
OF them guys that come over from
the other side that are worthadam.
Amt it the truth?
Though sometimes at that there
is one or two that amt so bad
That's so, there is, amt they?
They sure is. Now take this. 9.
let's see, what was his name. oh,
YOU know-that lightweight, or was
it a middleweight. no, it was a light
weight. Let's see, what WAS his
name. oh, you know, he knocked
Charlie White for a goal What
was his name. ..oh yes, Freddie
Welsh.
Yes. Freddie Welsh, that was it.
Now he was all right.
All right is right.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
IL O. OLE L.

Look here, Malvina,' cried the
Old man shaking the bills the r. +.
ID. carrier had just left you must
think I'm made Of money! Mustard
plasters from Drugs. so cents; six
teeth pulled at DIR. Pollard's, three
dollars. There's three dollars and a
half spent in one week for your own
private pleaSure!"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
An EXPLANATION.

A kind hearted printer. who had
the best interests of News Times
readers at heart, very conscien-
tiously Sidetracked Wednesday
mornin's Tower, SO here it is given
on Thursday morning in its entire
~, which shows that we have alb
solutely nothing to conceal:
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

Archie Graham is here shown
shaking hands with Pres't Harding
at Washington the day of the inaug-
uration. Phil Goetz, who accom-
panied Mr.. Graham is seen in the
back ground. Mr.. Goetz had made
arrangements to ride down Pennsyl-
vania av., with the new president and
Mr.. Wilson but at the last moment
it was found he was not Of the right
dimensions, so he had to walk.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
BRIEF NEWS OF THE CITY.

The Oliver has new French
chef. Art Macdonald came along
and threw some Of his best French
at him, and the chef was so dis
couraged he up and jumped through
the glass cigar counter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
Won Can,t Please Everybody

There are a hundred and ten mil
lion people in the United States and
10 of them are absolutely satisfied
with % cabinet appointment
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

France. which has just sent US a
ors rter Of a million quarts of cham
pagne. is row in need not Of battle
sl7ias but Of bottle ships.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
And Freely.

Maybe England won't give Is her
west Indian islands in exchange Tor
forgiveness Of her debts Out we
believe that IN few years she viii
he glad TO give US Ireland
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
BULLETIN.

All was quiet around the Jake
Hickman mayoralty headquarters
Tuesday with the exception of the
report that Col. George Studebaker
had withdrawn his support from the
popular candidate on learning that
Billy Elliott had been appointed
street commissioner. Col. Studebaker
got off Mr.. Elliott a number Of years
ago when Billy sold him a goat that
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

DR.. John Stoeckley's superb Lin
coin way taxi service kept Ye Editor
from getting badly rained on coming
to work Tuesday a. m. Come again
Doc
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
A STRIKE?

SHE tell you, the time is COM
ing when men will no longer die
tate TO women.
LLOYD GREENAN-Good Heav-
ems. Are the stenographers going
TO have a strike?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

If you are on the Gloomy Line,
Get transfer.
If you are inclined to fret and pine,
Get q transfer.
/ Get off the track of Doubt and
Gloom
| Get on the sunshine train, there
room,
Get a transfer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

Two or three Of the local wise
boys have advised us 10 get our uni
form brushed up because the allies
have marched into Germany. We
will say in passing TO hostile pop
ulaCe that our uniform long since
went W in smoke. Anyway we
have it complementary from very
authentic source that the next draft
will comprise some of the old boys
that just escaped the other argu-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

Fred Rose and George Sands en-
gagged in a big legal argument in
front of the First National bank
Tuesday noon and guests of the
Oliver peered out of the upstairs
windows, thinking a train caller had
got loose on the street.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
THE GENE KESSLER
OF NEW YORK

Tex Richard has o. KID the 60
Tween Jack and the Frenchman.
you know.
He won't hear the shouting
He won't get the clouting-
Where Richard collects is i'm dough
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

he guaranteed TO be odorlcss. 1t is
said Mr.. Elliotts statements in ref
erence to the goat turned out TO be
greatly exaggerated
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

The nations are running a race
Their navies 10 put in first place,
It's time some one thought to
Find out-Or they ought to
How Switzerland stands in the
chase.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

We wish TO acknowledge having
received some free bread from
Frank Allen, as result Of a fer
vent appeal made in these here
columns recent. We asst in some
company for dinner on the strength
of the gift.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

Learn to greet your friends with
a smile. They have enough worries
of their own without having your
frown added to their troubles.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG,

ment.
We hope Judge Anderson wont
get the wrong impression OF our
fair little city. When the recent
cases are settled Il would be a good
idea 10 go down and get the judge
and take him for n sight seeing
tour Of the city, showing him some
of the churches, the Grand Trunk
station and other sights Of inter
est.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

and the deadline for paying the in
come tax.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

A man killed himself in a tele-
phone booth in Chicago. Il was
thought at first he had been try
ing TO get central and failing, took
his life; but later il was learned
that he had killed another man and
was too tired 10 bother around with
a trial over the matter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10

Attention OF FRED ROSE. ANDY
WEISBERG AND OTHERS: To-
night is the night Gene Kessler will
sic Johnny Griffiths onto Eddie
WEIGH az the Oliver opera house.
We knew all the rest Of the figh.
fans OF the town would be there,
but we were a little afraid Fred
and Andy might overlook IL.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-10
SPORTING NnrE

NEOhllNT NOIE.
We see that Former LIST Class
Private Louis Wolf has s1gned up
with New Orleans. We trust that
the beds in the New Orleans hotels
aren't equipped with pillows. TO
save our former buddy from the
fate of Eddie Cicotte, ct all.
The herald., 1921-03-17
NINTH ANNIVERSARY

non thursday, March 10th, at the
hohe Of Mr.. and Mrs. E. Kinkaid,
a. 1872 Belleville St., a party was
Master Floyd Kinkaid, the
oceasisn /being the ninth anniversary
ofshik5birth. His little friends gath
sred at his home with their glad
faces and happy hearts for a good
time. The evening was spent in
playing all kinds of games until
4afe hour. Master Sutherland won
I'D first prize for pinning the tail
On the donkey and Miss Floris
Wright won the BOBBY prize. Mas
ter Floyd received many pretty pres
ents from his little ifriends Ice
cream, cake and punch were served.
A birthday cake was given by Ever
EFT and Hugh Cogan. Those present
were: Charles Cieutat, Lawrence
Strinerg, Pat Stringer, Bruce North,
Edward North, Earl North, Gerret
Ford, Floyd Hauffe, Robert Port
Ian, Oliver Sutherland, Merrill
Treadway, jeff DeBlanc, Divide YER
neuil, Pat Wilson, Chosen McQuil-
ling, Charles Russell, Harold Rod
dy, Fred Johnson, Chester Camus,
Philip-M Martinez, Hugh Cogan, Ever
EFT Cogan, Floyd Kinkaid, Ernest
Kinkaid, Velma Kinkaid, Rita La
bit, Frances Manning, Mural Hull,
Althea Klink, Irma Klink, Velma
Webert, Ruby Webert, Ida May ALL
ingham, Frances Labit, Mary Nc
Quilting, Lillian Savoy, Lillian Teal,
Orelia Jordan, Alice Chivers, Ethel
Chivers, Francis Chivers, Rita Part
Ian, Alice Partlan, Mr.. W. Davis,
Charles Cogan, Miss Anna Chimney
err, Mrs. Frank Labit, Mrs. James
Manning, Mrs. Geo. Hinchey, Mrs.
Carrie Weibeh, Mrs. Mary Reynolds,
Mrs. j. H. Fledderman, Mr.. and Mrs.
Oliver Sutherland, Mr.. and Mrs.
Hugh Cogan, Jr., Mr.. and Mrs. Rob-
ert Kieffer, Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Co.
gan, ST., and Mr.. and Mrs. Earnest
Kinkaid. All left wishing the little
host many happy returns Of the day
The herald., 1921-03-17
FOR AUTOISTS.

To automobilists it will be inter-
esting to know that there is a firm
now located here that specializes in
the repairing of automobile radia-
tors. This firm is that of the Auto
Radiator Manufacturing & Repair
Co., of La, located at 1913 Canal
street. This company is thoroughly
equipped in every way, and if you
have radiator troubles, they ask
that you call and see them, learn
their methods and get prices. They
repair, rebuild, manufacture any
style or make of automobile radia>
tor, and in their modern equipped
shop the work is done quickly eco,
nomically and satisfactorily They
can make old radiators like new
by installing new genuine ndesl
Trouble-Proof Honeycomb Cores
Cooling sections) in yourN old
tanks, and also sell ideal TROUBLE
Proof radiators for Ford cars. This
firm spedializes in all the above
work, and when giving them ydpsge-
pair work, you are giving it TO :
firm that guarantees workmanship.
The herald., 1921-03-17
Working Ferry
Committee Meets

The first meeting of the sub commit
tee of twenty-one or the working COM
mittee. which has in charge the ferry
situation, met to act upon letter re-
ceived from Commissioner of Public
Utilities, Maloney, in which he asked
the Algiers Committee to meet him in
reference to having the ferry company
replace the passenger gangways.
1t was also decided at this meeting
that all future meetings will
be held at the Avenue Academy
on Tuesday evening at 5 P.
VI. The public is invited to
attend any of these meetings and
listen to the report and procedure re.
garding The ferry situation. Those
present at the meeting last Wednesday
night were Messrs. Lennox, Lawton,
Rodenger, Kraft, and Mrs. Yalets.
Messrs. Norman and Bonner were
absent on account of previous engage
ments. The following resolution was
adopted:
Resolved that our Committee of
Seven wait upon Mr.. Maloney by ap-
paiatment and inform him that We are
convinced that the people of Algiers
and vicinity are in favor of Municipal
ownership of the ferries, and are also
in fator of an additional ferry service
from The head of Opelousas Avenue.
The herald., 1921-03-17
Gets Alcohol
Near Railroad
MOLONY CAPTURES SIN MORE
ALLEGED VENDORS OF
BOOZE.
FIVE LIVE IN OUR BURG.

Amid fusilade of shots fired by
Police Superintendent Molony ami
squads OF patrolmen and private de-
tectives, six alleged bootleggers
were arrested IL Lakeview, at mid
night Monday, and 100 gallons OF
alcohol cOnfiscated.
Those arrested were:
Fred Morse, 513 Patterson street;
Anthony Compagne, 303 Homer
street; Morris Verges, SIG Verret
street; William Harding, III Brook
Ign avenue; Leonard Santos, 337
Opelousas avenue, and Leo Moran,
1885 Milan street.
One of the men, after being taken
by Superintendent Molony, made his
escape. Several shots were fired
at the man as he ran.
Shortly before midnight Monday,
superintendent Molony received a
tip that a party of men in two au-
tomobiles were going 10 Taylor ave-
nue. and the railroad crossing to de-
post 100 gallons of alcohol near the
railroad tracks, to be picked up by
second party of men.
Loading several automobiles with
patrolmen, and placing the various
squads under command of Captains
Ray and Casey and Sergeant Du-
vale, Superintendent Molony pro-
ceeded to the trysting place, accom-
panied by Martin, w. Williams, man
ager of the Burns Detective Agency.
Shortly after their arrival on the
scene, a small automobile and a
truck stopped at Taylor avenue and
the railroad crossing. Superinten-
dent Molony stepped out of the
weeds, and commanded the men to
throw up their hands. They re-
fused to do so, and the superinten-
dent fired three shots into the
ground to show he meant business.
Some of the men threw themselves
on the ground, while others fled at
the sound of the shots fired by Su-
perintendent Molony.
Captains Casey and Ray and Ser
geant Duvalle closed in with their
machines, and brought the fleeinS
men to a halt after firing several
shots at them.
When the auto truck was search
ed, said the police, 100 gallons of
alcohol, said to have been stolen
Saturday night from the Algiers
Distillery, were found.
Anthony Compagne, who said he
was the owner of the truck, declared
he bought the alcohol for S14 gal
Ion and was going to sell it for S23
gallon. Leonard Santos said that
he owned the small automobile.
When searched, pistol was found
on Fred Morse, police say and he
was additionally charged. with car
rying concealed weapons.
The herald., 1921-03-17
Extending Water
Mains In AIgiers

Through the efforts of Mr.. Jos.
w. Lennox member of the Sewerage
and Water Board, Algiers will soon
be fortunate in having some of its
water mains extended on some streets
on the Naval Station side of the
viaduct and other outlying sections.
One will be laid on Webster ST.,
from General Mayer to the river,
LeBoeuf St., will also have some
new mains, and Mr.. Lennox will use
his efforts in extending the service
on Farragut and Nelson Sts., where
so many homes are being built.
The Algiers people thank Mr..
Lennox heartily for his successful
efforts.
The herald., 1921-03-17
BRtCE cATAIoG.

-Esg
i Those interested in ses6 and poul-
tfyD and Nsysrything fw the garden
fsay aes One OF Rffee's new cata-
Esss q which snnStad beg Bd iss SUI
pages Of fdtefe9ing infornAA for
tpS fafmeEthf gaFasssTthe poul-
tHmsh and otAersNS depend upon
gardening and fafnffng for a liveli-
hood.
The Bruce Seed and Poultry Co..
is located at 1872 Poydras St., where
they have one of the largest assort-
ments of stock in the city. They
also own their own farm where many
of their seeds and poultry are pro-
duced.
Write for their catalogue, which
is free.
The herald., 1921-03-17
BEHOLD THE MANI"
A PICTURE DEDICATED TO WO-
MEN AT FOLLY THEATRE,
MARCH 23RD.

1t has just been nanounced that
the Folly Theatre will present on
Wednesday night, March 23rd,
Pathe's beautiful colored picture,
Behold the Man." which was adapt
ed from their former production
titled 1.-The Life of Our Saviour"
This production has just closed
successful engagement at the Apollo
Theatre, New York. 1. is in seven
reels and depicts with remarkable
fidelity the sufferings of our Savior,
his miracles as related in the Bible
In it's new form it is a fast moving
picture full of human interest and
sympathy, with moments Of rare
dramatic power.
This is the largest film produc-
ton finished in natures own colors
and as there are only limited num-
Der of prints in existence, will with
out doubt, mean a gye4 deal to the
citizens apd the mahagtment of the
Folly Theatre sb6uldbA commended
for its kffofts An. secpfnA this picz
ture foF preseftatieD Fin Alters. +
"Behbmj tEes 20 pyoveA sqfhe-
thing pfg poyeity IN N6AgxefK. 1t
should broys tie esme here Id will
Doubtless have d tssnendsas sppsal
ana viii, without questfonybe ems
Jwed, by suS for she musical sesttak
Asaid tefbe naasferpieees ins3tseM
J speci Ia asics VT sefos by Mis-
Eva Thomas wilfssreatBs add TO- the
attrscffor@ They admission ,fesSwfa
lbe 7cs Tor chiidreA and z22efgf
Adjusts, .a5Stfi'"" y .S%9E,S: -
The herald., 1921-03-17
SIX MORE DIARIES ARE PUT on
CITY HONOR ROLL. I

All of the $50 dairies in few
Orleans and vicinity must/be reg
istered went forth the word Friday.
On Saturday morning, Frank X.
Kass, of McDonoghville, was wait
ing at s o'clock for Emile Louis,
chief clerk of the board of health,
to open his office. Kass was first
to register.
The honor roll of clean diaries
announced Saturday includes:
B. Caruso, Summer and Lamarque
streets.
Scacachino estate, Hendee and
Lamarque streets.
P. Mailhos, dairy No. 2, Lower
Coast.
l.. H. Rouprich, McDonoghville.
w. J. Curry, McDonoghville.
The herald., 1921-03-17
JUDGE DUFFY FINES HIS OWN
BROTHER in PARKING
CASE.

Blood may be thicker than water
but blood ties are not recognized in
the New Orleans Traffic Court.
Hailed before Judge John Duffy, JOS
eph Duffy, brother of the judge,
was formally charged with having
parked his car on the wrong side of
the street on March /.
Joseph Duffy endeavored to ex-
plain to his brother that he had
stopped only for a second or two
while he ran into a bank. 1.-TWO
and a half or ten days." growled
the judicial member of the family.
Joseph paid his fine.