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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02

The costume dress Is really the evO-
luton Of the three-piece dress. Just
recently, observes fashion writer,
we had the coat and skirt and the
costume blouse as the all-arOund. sat
isfactory winter utility dress. Before
that even IL was the coat and the
skirt and the shirtwaiSt. But now II
Is a dress and coat 10 90 with 1t
that is chosen by the woman who
knows how to be smartly as wen as
comfortably gowned.
The dress can be as ladylike as you
please. or as tailored as you please,
or even an absolutely cllnging one.
But the coat comes along 10 cover IL
all and TO make casual observer be-
lieve that the coat is the salient fea-
ture Of the whole. The outer garment
hides the inner one so gracefully that
IL succeeds In concentrating all atten-
ton upon itself and In putting over
the idea that nothing that turks be-
meath II could touch IL for style or for
beauty. Then. presto! when the coat
is laid aside the dress Is SO lovely and
so well designed that IL Immediately
makes one think. "Why is all this
glory hidden away? II should be al
lowed 20 show its face even when the
coat is buttoned into place"
But no, that is the art Of the thing.
II is two separate and distinct sorts
of beauty and style. each as perfect
In It's way as is the other one. One
Is built distinctly for the street, while
the other Is designed just as clearly
and cleverly for the house and each
fulfills its place with distinction.
and when they are Joined together
they become Just as perfect a whole
as. one could hope 10 find In any union.
The skirt Of the dress usually peeps
out from coat that is three-quarters
In length. though this is not by any
means the all-pervading rule.
Vyino for Success.
The French designers are making
these winter gowns de luxe and SO
are the American ones, each class W.
ing with the other to make the most
successful and acceptable things.
They are not confined to the dreSsy
type of dress any more than they
are relegated in the class where only
strictly tailored things are good. But
when they do not just naturally
slide into either of these well-defined
types then they combine something OF
one with something OF the other 10 n
degree which IS usually decidedly
pleasing. Indeed. there is no doubt
that whatever may be the needs Of the
Individual woman. there still will be
a costume dress 70 suit those needs.
And. also. she can find this pleasant
combination Of coat and suit at almost
any shop. from the highest priced 10
the lowest priced. since the idea has
been so heartily accepted by all who
are concerned In providing clothes that
will really be satisfactory in every
way and suited TO the majority Of the
demands of a heavy social or business
season.
Fur Trimming In High Favor.
Fur. of course, is the most accepted
trimming, FOR a winter street suit of
any sort needs that TO make It pos
slble. IL must be warm, and extra
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02

COMPOUND has done
for me. We have
had six children
die almost at birth.
From one hour to
nineteen days is all
they have lived As
| was going to have
another, ] took a
dozen bottles of your
Vegetable Com
pound and / can say
that it is the great
est madeline on
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02

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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02
GOIDMEDAL
SkkRlEM0n
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The worlds standard remedy fo- kidney.
liver, bladder and uric acid troubles.
Hollands National Remedy since 1896
All druggists. three sizes
Look for the name Gold Medal on every be.
and accept no imitati0a
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02
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in New York City alone from kid
ney trouble last year. Don't allow
yourself to become a victim by
neglecting pains and aches. Guard
against this trouble by taking
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02

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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02

There approaches the open season
for football casualty lists.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02
And the Worm Turns.

Rub-This work is an awful grindl
Dub-Well, the boss is a crank -
Kansas City star.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02
ARE YOU A MOTHER?
Health and Strength are Most Vital
to You. Hear What Mrs. Brown Says

to You. Hear What Mrs. Brown Says
Madison, Wis.-''Dr. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription is a wonderful
tonic and nervine for women during
expectancy. / have taken IL with
the approval OF my doctor on diff
ferent occasions. / hope that every
prospective mother who reads this
will be impressed enough by IL TO
give DR.. Pierce's Favorite Preserip-
ton a trial IL she has the least
symptom OF weakness or nervous
ness. Mrs. M. W. Brown. los
N. Few st.
Obtain DR.. Pieree's Prescription
now. in liquid or tablets, from your
druggist or send loo for trial pkg.
OF tablets to DR.. Pierce's Invalids'
Hotel in Buffalo. n. Y, or write for
free medical advice.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02
SION the Pain.

Stop the PaIn.
The hurt OF a burn or a cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve Is applied II heals
quickly without scars. 30c and Sc by
all druggists or send 5oc to The J. W. Cols
Co. Rockford n.-Advertisement
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02
JOY BROUGHT
into HOME
By Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound, Restoring
Mrs. Benz to Health

Altoona, Pal am writing to tell
you what Lydia f. Pinkham's Vegetable
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02

wool NCiouTS anu SicPC odhiU FNfS
Used TO Make This Costume Dress.
happen TO suit the wearer admirably.
But how long this state Of affairs will
persist Is really a mystery, and those
who are wise will have the hens OF
their gowns made as adjustable as
possible so that IL a sudden call comes
the length can be added TO without
any hurt 20 the lines or proportions
of the suit.
Flat one-Pieee Effect.
One of these combinations was a
frock made of tobacco-brown chiffon.
that was draped and folded quite
miraculOusly SO that it looked in its
entirety like fiat one-piece effect.
There was no trimming of any sort
upon the gown. even the edges being
bound with narrow bindings and
plcoted as their character demanded.
Then the coat wrap was made of silk
duvetyn I'm exactly the same shade,
with that added warmth and richness
that naturally accompanies the pile
fabric. There were standing collar
and very wide cuffs of brown dyed
squirrel and a little tOque hat Of the
same fur made with a fluted ribbon
trimming. II was a most attractive
suit and. as the coat was well inter-
lined beneath the last chiffon layer,
IL became a thing suited to Withstand
any sort of cold weather and so light
that no one could regret having to
wear II.
Some Of the coats on these three
piece or costume suits are cut with ex-
tremely long waists and circular
skirts. One Of these, imported from
Paris. Is made of heavy black tailOr's
satin. II hes trimmings of gray wolf
nut on I'm narrow bands and the front
OF the skirt Is slightly draped so that
II comes together on the right side
front. clasped by a Dutch silver clasp.
There Is a black satin dress designed
to wear with this. and il Is artistically
combined with black chiffon. so that
the thinner material Is used every time
to form those floating. capey appen-
dages which are so necessary a part
Of the modern gown.
Collars Are High.
All OF the collars are high. Some
times. as a concession, they slide
away into collars that end at the
waistlIne and fold gracefully about
the throat when the weather demands
that extra sort Of protection. But al
most always they are straight and
high like a cuff posed on the neck.
They reach the mouth or cover the
mouth and they crush down around
the neck until there is quite a bunch
Of fur massed there. But this is the
fashion. and II ones neck rebels at ell
the covering. then real heroism is the
only answer. for wrappy and thick the
collar must be II IL Is 10 have the
remotest relation 10 style. And II
cannot stand away from the head
about the shoulders as II was allowed
10 do last season. IL must be tight
and hugglng in its manner. These
STYLES make one pray for a cold win
ter, for they only appear at their best
when they are buttoned closely about
the throat
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1921-11-02
Fur Trimming in HIGH Favor.

Fur. of course, is the most accepted
trimming, for a winter street suit Of
any sort needs that TO make It pos
sible. IL must be warm, and extra
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
Treat e m Rough -
Methods for Gun TOters
By BILL PRICE.

Ladylke methods of the police department and the
judges of the local courts will not put end to gun totng
in Washington Treat em- rough should be the motto
all along the line The basis of the gunplay here is
booteggng The illegal whiskey traffic has brought small
fortunes to certain classes in Washington These people
have grown to feel that they have "nghs above the
laws of the land and that they must protect their industry
by the ready pistol There has been established
element formerly unknown to Washington circles within
circles Of desperate dependent upon booeggng for
their incomes. The lowest types of criminals in the
employ of these wealthy whskey From the top to
the bottom they 60 armed.
Add to these the ordinary thieves robbers general bad
eggs and criminals of various degrees and you have the
gun -toters of Washington
The police know great many of these criminals and
reach them by rafting roundup which will make
them realize that this community is intensely aroused
The final step will be for the judges of the courts to
"soak" the guilty good and hard. Judges MCMAHON and
HARDISON have recently begun to send "guntoers to
the pen for year each That is the real solution of
the situation Senator ASHURST, of Arizona, has well
stated that the carrying of concealed weapons his State
broken up by "heavy pententay sentences and
by piles of laws.
Present laws in the District mighty useful if the
police will close in the pistol and knife carriers with
swoop and the judges will hand out maximum sentences
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
uUM ANISMS
William AthertOn Du Puy-

Eobest W. Woolly late Interstate commsIee
when British journalist brought to Washing
ton letter of introduction to him. The Eng
lshman explained that he wanted to see our
Parliament in session and that he wanted par
ticularly to gain audience with that pic
lures statesman. Joseph c. Cannon. 1t was then
Monday and he intended to leave Washington on
Thursday, but would wait over IL this audience
could be srranged
M an mG sna ss sss s se
between the British and American method. 1t
IL 80 and the House would be in session at
IL. They went to the Capitol. down past Mr..
Cannons office, which is just off the House
Mo s5Sss to ecs the Of efoe
Hello. Bob he said as the newspaperman
entered
Hello. Uncle. joe" woolly replied. II want
nalist He is anxious to arrange audience
but IL not he will wait over"
at is DONE" said Uncle Joe. The audience is
on. If you want to ask me any questions
II observe" said the Englishman after some
preliminary sparring, that in your Parliament
have nothing of the sort in England. you know.
Just what does general debate mean
General debate" said Mr.. Cannon "s the oc-
casion when each sweet warbler is given his
chance to sing his song"
'I beg pardon" said the visitor "but do you
have music in your Parliament?
mot exactly" the statesman replied, but on
these occasions the restraints that bind these
legislative larks to earth are removed and rest
assured. they rise and sing"
Dr. Charles Edward Munroe is by way OF being
the official explosives expert of the United States
Government. He performed the master stroke in
his speciality when he invented smokeless pow
der. He president Of the Cosmos Club In
Washington, for many years, and this is prob
ably the most distinguished scientific club in the
nation.
The scientist and reporter rarely get along well
together The former must express himself with
exactness which requires many qualifications of
most Of his statements. The latter must express
1tnfn
The two sets of requirements are hard to har-
monize.
So when DR.. Munroe wrote treatise on
plosiyes and their USE and it reviewed in
the newspapers "the burglars guide" diplo-
matte relations were entirely broken off and
have not been renewed.
Copyright 1921, by Public Ledger Coz
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
Once-Overs
Copyright 1884, international Feature Service. Inc
Character and Faces.
BY J. J. MUNDY.

Some persons have a popularity about face
or feature, which is provocative of laughter.
and while they may profess to be not sensitive
about it. deep down in their hearts 1t hurts
The fact that your features are nearly perfect
makes joking remarks from you the more
cutting.
II you good-looking you are fortunate
but you know you had nothing whatever to do
in making your own good looks.
often when you look in a mirror you feel
as some you
These persons may wish they were comely
and pleasing you.
tractiveness
II your pleasant features show nothing OF
grace of mind eventually face will look
shallow and dull
Homely faces which show intelligence, hon
esty. knowledge and morality become better and
better looking with the years. and II were well
for you to keep this in mind when you are
tempted to criticize any account of
physical defects or plain homelinesa
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
Sign In a real estate office:
For sale. a house by q lady
with a brick front"
HARDWARE JAKH.
QUOTING III AND 8.

The fans ,oiH be pleased to kno,o
that the old column IS frequently
quoted through the country. The
motion picture "crdcks" Of the Lit
erary Digest often pick up our good
things and credit them to Tho
Tones.
The fame Of the column should
be a continued Incentive for tho
contribs to apply all the originality
In them to their productions. Not
oil nonsense eau be brand neU, but
neD angles cdn altcays be put on
the old
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
THE WIFE AND MOTHER.

MR.. MAN. her life is just as
short as yours. You're no million
aire and she knows 1t, too. She
does all the cooking and sewing.
She washes your dishes and often
your clothes. She takes care of
your children. She knows 1t
doesn't pay to put off for tomor-
row what she can do for you to-
day. Be a good sport and do like
wise. Start right now to AP-
PRECIATE YOUR WIFE. Tomor-
row may never come. II IL does,
it's too late, anyhow.
PHILIP EBERT.
Holdih' hands is awful nice,
/ like II.
Fills yer life Jest full of spice-
l like it.
In the hammock. on the porch,
Meath the hymnal while in church.
Or Jest any where. by gorsch.
like II.
b. " DEEs.
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
GOOD FELLOWS ALL.

r. B. H. writes a smart poem about
the jolly boys of the Security Storage
Co., 18th Street, described by him as
JERRY RIPP, ''the dancer SUI
preme;" LOUIE FRILOUX, the six
foot Marine;" OLIVERI, "the stu
dious chap" TOMMIE, "the good
looking guy" ROBERT, "the mil
lionaire's SON." and HARRY MAR
TIN, "the tall sailor man" The
verse is good but is too long for H
and s.
The Washington times., 1921-03-09

We have arranged to move
Spring up little closer.
This brings the Easter mil
linery bills nearer. but we
can't stamp out the ravages
OF Democracy in the limited
time we have enjoyed in
placing the American eagle
in it's proper stamping
grounds on Republican pay
envelopes.
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
My idea of a true hero is a guy
who will bring a friend home to
dinner on washday.
NUT SUNDAY.
THE LATIN SHARKS.

Gonzaga's "audita visaque" is good.
healthy Latin. RES auditaa visae-
que" and DE rebus auditus visis-
que" would ais" fll the bill as to
II. and S. SWEET SIXTEEN" of
Central High, is using school girl
Latin. She should talk with her eyes.
I'll bet they're soft and dreamy.
FRED VETTER.
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
FLOWERS FOR THE SICK.

CATHERINE ROLLINS, of Bal
timore. says she will be in Wash
ington for several weeks. She
would like to see II and fans
tshe's one) have a Say 1t With
Flowers" day for their sick
friends, who will appreciate the
spirit of the flowers and OF the
fans
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
TOASTS.

"MONOPED," who says he 'is
one-legged guy, well, end hopes you
are the same" sends in these
"toasts" for good cheer:
Man likes trouble here below,
And wants 1t all his life;
So to fulhll his earthly wants
He gets himself a wife
Since prohibition
oh. now we can see by dawn's early light
The hole for the key. when we've been out
all night.
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
Mr.. B. Baer
REPUBLICAN PROGRESS

While admitting loosely
that a Republican is the
noblest work of the God of
Politics, don't expect too
little from the present ad-
ministrash. We will clat-
ter along stylishly. facing
the problems that are face
able. And about-facing on
the ones that are too CORFU
gated to be stared at.
We have made luxurious
progress already. At high
tide the three-mile limit is
a little closer and there are
no more hoss cars in New
York City.
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
MARY AND HER BEAU.

Mary had a little beau.
His name was Willie Jones;
He wasn't fat; oh, dear me, no,
He was a bag Of bones.
But Mary loved her little beau
Despite this handicap:
And every time he'd come to call,
Shed sit down in his lap.
Now, Mary wasn't thin at ALL
In fact. she weighed a ton:
And to see her sitting in his lap
Created lots of fun.
But not for Willie; no. no, no,
His knees they almost broke;
Altho' he loved his Mary so,
He felt as II he'd croak.
LITTLE GooDIE.
In Wheeling, w. Va, the cakie
class of boys are called the "E. P.
SIS" (empty pocket sports.) The
cake-eatress type are called gold
diggers." WEST VA.
The Washington times., 1921-03-09

The butcher who advertises that
he will dress a chicken for so cents
simply can't do it, that's all.
CHEERUPADIST.
When they asked old farmer named Day,
Who was watching cinema play.
II he followed the plot.
He said, Certainly not;
Why. can't hear a word that they say"
C NJ H
Sunday School TeachcrosNow.
Charlie. what can you tell me about
Goliath7-
Charlie--Goliath was tho man
David rocked to sleep"
c. II. M
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
s11EARl. nSEEr -

Ebeneser bent t1uh ro-
Ed, for short, she called her vcdu,
Talk about "tides Of love-" Great Cdesdrf
You should see them, Ed and Flo
MAE Z. CURTIN.
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
civilization is at the
very brink of the abyss, with

sno ACoOCAohoiy PohIiCioH, hhdHOiOAo
and mililtarists pushing the nations
toward that fatal fall.
The most amazing feature of this
madness is that the most opposite
leaderships are working to an identi-
cal end, the Red leaders with a per-
fectly clear comprehension and the
Reactionary leaders with no compre-
hension at all
Both Paris and London are play
ing the game of Moscow, and above
the furious and greedy and mex
lpressibly foolish leaders of French
and British politics and militarism
rises the sardonic and amused face
of Nikolai Lenin. He watches the
besotted politicians of Europe quar-
rel and scramble over the spoils of
the war as a cat watches the foolish
mice scrambling over the cheese when
it means presently to devour them.
One of the most stupid things
imaginable is undertaking an ad-
versary. A still more stupid thing
is to divide and come to blows in
the face of a common adversary. And
a still more idiotic thing is to leave
a desperate and doubtful field of
battle to run after pillage of the
dead and wounded.
Yet all these things the blind and
besotted politicians and fnanciers
and militarists of England and
France, and of the minor govern
ments in their train, have done and
are still doing.
The recovery Of Europe depends
entirely upon the wise mediation and
nursing of its economic system. In
the economic sense the states of
Europe are as intimately bound to-
gether and as dependent upon one
another's good Or bad fortune as are
the States of our own Federal Union.
The health of one is the health of
all. The sickness of one is the
sickness Of all. It is impossible,
for instance, that Italy can recover
, economically until Hungary and
Austria begin to get well. 1t is i'm
possible that France and Belgium
can recover with Germany kept sick.
It doesn't make a bit of difference
whether anybody thinks it is wrong
that this should be so. 1t is so, and
that is all there is to it.
The French politicians and mill
tarists are apparently determined
to invade Germany with a great
army. They can do this, of course,
because the German soldiers have
been demobilized and disarmed and
the German people are helpless
against the French military array.
But while the French can invade and
occupy Germany, they cannot gain
the indemnity they demand, for the
simple reason that there is not that
much wealth to be had in Germany,
not even if the invaders could carry
away the very soil itself. The loot
of Germany would not even repay
the cost of invasion and occupation.
And furthermore, the inevitable de-
Btruction of the German workers
will to work would ruin France as
well as Germany, because it is i'm
possible for France to become SOL
The Washington times., 1921-03-09

The Secretary of Agricul-
ture announces that the
price of free seeds will be
within reach of the work.
ingman. He has aroused
much enmity by deciding
that the District of Colum-
bia and Philadelphia are
not in the rural districts.
This cures the old Demo-
cratic habit Of tearing up
asphalt streets to plant
the Summer crops.
The Washington times., 1921-03-09
NONUNION.

The Irishman noticed this sign in
the bookstore window: "Charles
Dickens works here all the week for
S6." Pat read II the second time and
remarked: 1.-THE doity scab."
III. SMITH