The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1921-10-06

inviting all the persecutod brethren OF
the realm Of single bliss to hasten to
the mecca OF their order. Come one,
Come all to Bachelors Hall, that life's
struggles have torn. Wen greet you
with glad hand, this faithful band,
who LIES cross have worn. Yes; we
will be at home to you young baches
as well as those who feel just as
young but are rather frayed around
the pinnacles from the constant
storms they have had to weather thru
to be our. colors and order be true.
Next week we are going to hunt the
deer. Let it understood that no typo
graphical errors must appear in this
text for IN case it should the order to
which we belong would GUST me from
the gang and shut the door on the
whole shebang. Steel your throbbing
hearts, you young bucks, cast upon
the fair goddesses whitening look
and pass on keeping we'll to the right
side Of the road, When the cats away
is a fine time for the mice to play.
This is a very poor figure of speech,
but il the good and faithful heart of
my aunt will forgive me, will try
and make amends for using it in
stead Of something which can't seem
to remember just now. Not changing
the subject, but to get back to the
main text of our sermon--it looks
like we all were hest with some kind
of stone-some with diamonds,
others with pearls, opals, garnets,
rubies, and some with a headstone
sooner or later. We have a grind
stone and that is sure keeping us pol
ished up, especially on our knees, ell
bows and where we sit down.
Mrs. Dodd has gone to Nampa to be
at the bedside Of her niece, Miss Eva
Hughes, who has been operated on
for appendicitis.
A. S. Honey has moved from his
dry land ranch over Freezeout to
town, and will live at least temper
arily in the house belonging to Luther
Murray at the corner of Hayes and
Fourth streets. This will give the
Sidlets better show at school and .
possibly Luther more courage. So
here's hoping, Ada. Mr.. Honey is
sporting a new wagon and he dedicat-
ID it to the occasion of moving into
own last week. The wagon looks
'retty good with driver like A. S.
l-hold of the lines, and what is
more, 1t looks a wee bit more sensi-
lie than to invest in jitney for
'leasure only, especially nowadays.
Over in France we hear they have
'one wild over new drink concocted
ut of prunes. They call it Prunelle.
'ver here we go just as crazy over
drink we make out of raisins, which
re call raisin-ell. What's the odds
Revillo Lundt, Elmer and Club
iurray were numbered among the
uck hunters who ventured forth at
he first faint streaks of dawn on Sat
rday morn to STAY the aquatic fowl.
fifteen were their victims and sever
could not be found as their dog
d not happen to be along. Say, boys,
rent you ashamed of yourselves,
asting on the tender tidbits Of roast
,cks when you knew that we had
1t even a good sized piece of mud
rk in the house. Wait! When the
dgment day rolls round somebody's
ling to have to pay Old ST. Peter to
It even a look in. That's some con
lation, Ell Bo.
Local fishermen have walked the
INKS of the Farmers Coop. canal
peatedly recently, carrying the dan
rous weapons of humiliation for
lmon. 1t is reported that several
We had good fisherman's luck so
r, which is all they deserve Horace
i'd caught 12h pound salmon as
4 as beet in one Of the small irri-
ton bitches on the j. l.. Jensen
nch on Tuesday. He knocked it
with = shovel.
Horace Dodd has been trading his
'rd off for bug roadster. Ever
ice Horace's Ford had the grass
pper die in the transmission, he
5 wanted to get bug with life
it, SO he traded the other day and
" skins the dusty roads as do the
allows skim the rivers brink when
ey homeward fly. Slim Modin at
Garage was principal-
implicated in placing the bug in an
Iimated position once more.
Our rural COW puncher and Off
Il cayuse rider Of the community,
II Surber,. has been making several
yhting passes backwards and for
ards between the home place and
e Cannon's pasture, driving cattle
II colts to and from the feeding
ounds, He placed large drove Of
Its in the pasture Sunday and
owed the cattle that were in therc