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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
BABE RUTH "WEE.WEES"
WITH MARSHAL FOCH

NEW YORK, Nov. 25.-Babe Ruth
the home run king. today was the
proud possessor of the brick which
will be the first one laid in the new
Knights Of Columbus headQuarter.
building.
He received II yesterday from Mar
shal Foch Of France.
Archbishop Patrick J. Hayes act
ed as interpreter between the great
French leader and Ruth at the cere-
mony on the steps Of st. Patricks
Cathedral.
IL am glad that we are both men,
bers OF the Knights OF Columbus
the marshal said. 81 wish we could
have you introduce baseball in
France"
The Babe grinned and said:
Wee wee"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
GRANGE WANTS SETTLERS
LAND PAYMENTS EXTENDED

PORTLAND. Nov. 25.-Strict en-.
forcement Of prohibition laws, leg.
islation restricting immigration on
ly to persons who declare their in.
tention to become citizens, and OK
tension Of the time for payments
BY settlers on government irriga.
tion projects from twenty to thir.
ty-five years. were among the re-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
GET BOXING PERMIT

The boxing commission has vot-
ed a permit to Bert Mcdonald to
stage boxing exhibition on De-
cember 3 at McDonald's Hall with
the provision that the boxing COM
mission take charge and supervise
the ticket issue. also the funds de-
rived from the sale OF tickets.
Four events, a ten round main sv-
ent, one six round. exhibition, one
six round preliminary. and q four
round preliminary will be put on.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

art, Wednesday made a trip over
the district about First Street from
California to Grant and over
the abandoned Ankeny ditch with
a view to solving the drainage pro-
blem which DR.. Stewart brought
to the attention Of the council on
Monday night.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
CASING ARRIVES FOR
YONNA VALLEY OIL 90.

/. The casing for the Yonna Valley
OIL company has arrived and Is
pow on the scene Of the compsny's
operations in the Yonna valley.
Winter housing and shelter build
ings have been erected to enable
the company to drill all winter,
Secretary w. s. Wiley stated today.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
accomplished fact.

accomplished fact. SS 2b3B
Unofficial returns from all 'prsr
cincts in the city gave s7.lli fsr
the measure and ses5 ssainst.
making q majority Of t20.42s. Thp
total vote was 33,796--almost ~
per cent Of the registration.
The majority is one Of the isrs.
est ever rolled up for a measure
in the city. tt Ast ~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
DAN CASEY TO HANG FOR
KILLING r. II. DETECTIV1

PORTLAND. Nov. 25. = Dan
Casey was convicted OF murder In
the first degree for the killing Of
]. II. Phillips, railroad detective, In
a box car robbery.
Casey is now the sixth man in
Oregon facing execution.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Little Girl-"Say, Mister. have you
. Dream Girl?"
Dyspeptic--f'Yes! She is an ug-
ly old hag who tries to gas me with
her breath and escape only by the
timely ringing Of the alarm"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Since mother and daughter have
their hair bobbed. We suppose father
is welcome to use all the hair pins
in the house to fix the car.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Teacher--"Now / have told you
why certain names begin with capi-
tai letters. Now. why should Joke
be written with small letter?"
Snickering Bobby--"So people will
be able to see the point"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Small Boy--"why do they call 1t
bootlegging when they sell it,"
Father-"Because 1t is sold on the
run" SsrW
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
NO WONDER

Little Johnnie-Mamma where do
the lights go when they go out?
Mother-My son, you might as
well ask me where your father goes
when he goes out.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
FIGURING ON UP FROM BUTCH
WALPOLE'S CALFsKIN

Butch WaIpole sold calfskin last
week for 2S cents that was large
enough to make two pairs Of high
topped shoes. Figure on what you
are paying for such shoes and then
try to find out who is doing the rob-
bing.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
AN APPROPRIATE AIR

He pounds his wife and she pounds
him,
And when the row Is done
They hold each others hands and
sing,
Two hearts that beat as one"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

w. Il. Lamm says all men admire
women, no matter what they say, but
a bachelor just feels he is wise in
doing 1t at safe distance.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

About the only thing fellow can
think of in room in small town
hotel is how long that carpet has
been on the floor.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

by JUNIus

Small Boy--'Why is place where
booze is made called a still?"
Father Because II has to be run
an the quiet."I
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
1T DOES NOT

your new stenog is beauty. Can
she spell?"
Does IL matter?"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
/! Everything IA

Pete-"Be still! Everything is
not high. 1 encountered the sheriff
and found him to be Lloyd Laying
LOW"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

III. j. Mcbride says some men
of so feel like 80. but more OF them
feel like 80 cents.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

The boys are In the height of their
glory when the girls come out in the
height of the fashion.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Prohibition is scheme ,hatched up
by the lawyers Of Congress to make
future business for lawyers defend
ing bootleggers.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
MEDICAL ITEM

Free medical advice! Have your
tonsils cut out and you won't have
tonsilitis; have your head cut off and
you won't have headache.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

INSPECTION OF DRAINAGE
Councilmen w. o. Smith and ].
T. McCollum, accompanied by City
Health Officer DR.. H. d. J.. Stew
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
TAKING NO CHANCES

TAKING Nd CHANCES
do you carry a bumper ON your
auto?"
mix. the federal agents are get
ting too active" i1
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

1t all comes out in the wash.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Bert withfow ssys another thing
these modern "reyeal everything
style of clothes have shown is that
all the family skeletons are not kept
In the closet.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25
PORTLANDER VOTES 4 TO 1
IN FAVOR OF FAIR BONDS

PORTLAND. Nov. 25. A ma
jority Of slightly more than to
1 to Its credit, the 1925 Worlds
Exposition tax measure is now an
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

solutions adopted by the National
Grange, The delegates today. went
to Corvallis.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Sign in window Of electric supply
shop In Dorris-"Why kill your
wife? Let electricity do it."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Personally we may be the passe,
all the same the old-fashioned school
girls who wore their hair pig-tailed
grew/pp and got maF1a,d without
dohS!stAe courtins. ~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Ethel-"Did you have the porch
seat painted yesterdayT
Father-''Yes. why?"
well, Harold and sat on It last
night and Harold got paint on his
trousers" ~.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Which makes us wonder what has
become of the mother who used to
send Johnny to school with an asa
fetida bag around his neck?
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

Wanted--Experienced helpers on
kisses. Apply to National Candy Co.
Mt. Clemens, Mich-Ad in Detroit
Free Press.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

What has become of the old beer
stein that used to collect dust ON the
mantelpiece!
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-11-25

wny certain names Degfn with CAPT
tai letters. Now, why should JOKE
be written with small letter."
Snickering Bobby--"So people will
be able to see the point"
The boys are In the height OF theii
glory when the girls come out In the
height of the fashion.
Little Girl-"Say, Mister, have you
. Dream Girl?"
Dyspeptic--"Yes! She is an ug-
ly old hag who tries to gas me with
her breath and ! escape only by the
timely ringing Of the alarm"
Pete-"Be still! Everything ia
not high, 1 encountered the sheriff
and found him to be Lloyd Laying
LOW"
MEDICAL ITEM
Free medical advice! Have your
tonsils cut out and you won't have
tonsilitis; have your head cut off and
you won't have headache.
TAKING NO CHANCES
do you carry a bumper on your
auto?"
mix. the federal agents are get
ting too active"
Since mother and daughter have
their hair bobbed. we suppose father
is welcome to use all the hair pins
in the house to fix the car.
1T DOES NOT
your new stenog is a beauty. Can
she spell?"
Does it matter?"
III. ]. Mcbride says some men
OF so feel like 80. but more of them
feel like 80 cents.
About the only thing a fellow can
think of In a room in a small town
hotel is how long that carpet has
been on the floor.
Sign in window of electric supply
shop In Dorris--"Why kill your
wife? Let electricity do it."
Personally we may be the passe,
all the same the old-fsshioned school
girls who wore their hair pig-tailed
srew/pp and got maFra.d without
dons21As o0ur'lns, Hs
Ethel-"Did you have the porch
seat painted yesterdayP
Father-"Yes. why?"
well, Harold ana sat on II last
night and Harold got paint on his
trousers
Wanted--Experienced helpers on
kisses. Apply to National Candy Co.
Mt. Clemens, Mfch,-Ad in Detroit
Free Press.
What has become of the old beer
stein that used to collect dust on the
mantelpiece!
Which makes us wonder what has
become OF the mother who used to
send Johnny to school with an asa
fetida bag around his neck?
Bert withfow s9ys another thing
these modern "reyeal everything"
style Of clothes have shown is that
all the family skeletons are not kept
In the closet.
If It's Loose
We Will M
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1921-11-17

MN
q ..have you stopped swatting the
.fiy?" asked Charles H. Taylor Of the
Boston Globe, who was here. attend
ing "a meeting Of the international
arbitration board, an organization
that settles disputes between printers
and publishers. He was not address
Ing this question to the board, but
simply, making nm observation as q
swarm OF flies rose from the street.
II know that a year or two ago
when l was here you were advising
everybody to swat the flies, and the
result was that you had comparative
freedom from these pests. Now ! mo-
tice that they have increased. In Bos-
ton we have repeated the fly swatting
instructions until we are rid Of flies
This is another case where eternal
vigilance is required. but It produces
results. / find flies In some Of your
restaurants and soda places. which. Of
course. indianapolis will not long toll
crate. indianapolis News. Il
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1921-11-17

cement passage, with group OF as
sorted officers pursuing. She. ] fancy.
.revels in the intricacles of those cata-
combs.
Having apparently described COM
plete parallelograln in q forbidding-
looking corridor, you suddenly come
upon a lift. 1t is always disappearing
upward when you arrive. 1t comes
down suddenly and disgorges an as
sorted crowd; headed by the girl
guide, you enter and are taken up. We
all repeat the corridor-and-parallelo-
gram business. Nothing but the. girl
guide can save you now.
Lost in the war Office! How awful
that would be! can imagine how 4
visitor who had Jagged behind the
guide would stop. suddenly realizing
that he was lost; how he would vasnly
beat on those stone walls and scream
for help; how a typist would find his
skeleton weeks later in an attitude
that evidently showed that he hid sue
culnbed while endeavoring to gnaw his
way through a door. !,
/ followed the guide and, after being
handed to several officials. at last
came up with the official whose duty
twas to prevent, II possible, anyone
from seeing the officer who had sum,
moned me. by letter.-YOuth's Com
panion.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1921-11-17
VIM. sADDLER DIED SATURDAY

VIM. Saddler, a resident of the
lower Beaver since 1884, died at one
of the Bismarck hospitals early Sat
urday morning within few hours af-
ter his arrival there. He had been in
poor health for some time. Deceased
was born in the early part of Feb
uary, 1856, at Frankfort, Germany,
and came to New York shortly after
the Civil War to avoid German mill
tary service. He enlisted later in the
Seventh Cavalry, and was with the
Reno command at the time of the
Custer massacre. His name was in
cluded in the first list of killed in that
battle. He has no relatives in the
United States. Sunday the funeral
was held in the Baptist church. the
American Legion providing . military
escort to the cemetery and conduct
ing the usual military services there.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1921-11-17
Land and water ship.

The hippopotamus is now rivaled BY
an .amphibious tank that travels equal
~ well BY land and water. It Is a
tank only in the sense that 1t origi-
mated in the fighting tanks Of the war,
for It is, as a matter Of fact, pas.
senger vehicle. When ashore, It trav-
els on endless trend wheels, and looks
like a notorious; when afloat, Il Il
propelled and acts like q launch. II
Is the invention Of a Frenchman. and
was recently tested. carrying six pas.
fseDgers. In Marseilles. the great Medi-
terranean port. The French got
around the difficulty Of giving It an
appropriate appellation by calling Il
a land and water ship. Popular Me
1 chanics. sS lS.t n, Il. NJ b.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1921-11-17
One Day Only
NO CHARGE FOR EXAMINATION

e D. 2 u ~ q =
DR.. Mellenthin Is regular grad ,ate
IN medicine and surgery. and IN licen-
sed by the state Of North Dakota, He
visits professionally tho mnre imrert-
ant towns and cities and offers Is
al who call on this trip consultation
and examination free. except the *
|pense Of treatment when desired 5sS
According to his method OF treat-
ment he does not operate ier chronic
appendicitis, gall stones, ulcers Of
stomach. tonsils or adenoids.
He has to his credit many WONDER
hui results in diseases Of the stomach.
liver, bowels, blood. skin, nerves,
heart. kidney. bladder. bed-wettinK.
lcatarrh, weak lungs, rheumatism.
sciatica, leg ulcers and rectal all
ments III. i3s3 I. 3, 8
II you have been ai.ing for any
length Of time and do NOT get anv
better, do not fail to call, as improper
measures rather than disease ara
very often the cause Of your long
standing trouble. !',s n
+ Remember above date, that exami-
nation on this trip will be free and
that his treatment Is different.
q Address: 336 Boston Block, Minnea-
polls. MIN. Il A e
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1921-11-17
SENATE DEFEATS
SALES TAX Plan
Smoot Measure Beaten 43 to 26,
Democrats Cast Solid Vote
Against Proposition.
..IL|.ENR0OT OPPOSES BILL
Wisconsin Senator says sslss Tai
Would % Justified Only When
Other Sources, OF Taxation \,
4 Were Exhausted. S5

WashingtonTh The sales tax was re.
jected by the Senate.
The vote, 43 against to IS for, was
on q proposal by Seantor Smoot, Re.
publican Of Utah. for . / per cent
levy, with exemptions provided in the
case Of sales BY farmers Of the pro.
ducts Of their farms. Of sales BY pub.
Tic utilities, and Of those by the Uni.
ted States. or any foreign government
or any state or territory. the army
and navy and hospitals. s5
The Democrats voted solidly against
the sales tax, and were Joined by II
!. Republicans ~ follows: Borah. Cap
per- Curtis. Kenyon. LaFollstte. Lon
root. Mccormick. McC umber. McNary
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1921-11-17
WAR OFFICE FEARS ONE PLACE |. Z.
According q Captain sairnsfa thsr.
British Institution e Designed g
% an Annoyanes.

!i have not been to the British war
office very often. writes Capt. Bruce
Bairnsfa ther 81 From Mud to Mutt, !"
but I have never lost the odd sensa-
Etion that II gives rise to. You enter
the building and all out . form. In
time . Boer war veteran. tells you bois.
,feronsly to FOLLOW the CIR" The girl.
q, guide Of sorts % %. engineer's dark
brown overall sets Oh sullenly down .
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1921-11-17
Subscribe for the Record-s2. 90
A New Record Set

"some time ago you called me the
worst scoundrel you ever met. Will
you take those words back now? ;"
Surely I'll do that. Since then
I've found out who is much worse than
you. Detroit News.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1921-11-17
Nelson. Norbeck. Penrose, stanfeld,
Sterling, Sutherland, Townsend and
Willis.
Amendment offered.

OsoA 4AAos 00A AssAAo, -" ssA4$
Willis. .55
Amendment offered.
This vote was regarded generally as
decisive OF the whole question Of q
sales tax at this time, but Immediately
after it had been announced, Senator
Smoot offered another amendment, em-
bodying business sales tax of one
half of per cent on gross sales in ex-
cess of $4,000 year.
This went over. and Senator Smoot
said he did not think consideration Of
It would consume much time.
In the debate on the defeated manu-.
facturers sales ta:s; plan, some Repub-
lican leaders indicated that sales tax
might have to be provided in connec-
ton with the soldiers bonus bill, which
they predicted would be passed at the
next session of Congress.
Discussion of the sales tax was COM
paratively brief. Senator Smoot was
the chief speaker for the plan, which
was opposed by Senators Lenroot Of
Wisconsin, McCumber of North Da-
kota. Mccormick Of Illinois and Nelson
kNpf Minnesota, on the Republican side,
end Senators Jones OF New Mexico,
<Heflin of Alabama and Simmons of
North Carolina on the Democratic
side. 3.4s
Opposed BY Lenroot. 5'
Opening Of the argument in opposi.
ton Senator Lenroot took issue with
Senator smoot that Is per cent Of the
people Of the country favored the
sales tax. There had been q great
propaganda for the sales tax, he de
clared, but commended that it, would
not change the income tax Of indi
viduals or corporations. A: sales tax
he continued, was justified only when
all other sources Of taxation had been
exhausted, and the government still
was short Of revenue. b !!
Mr.. Lenroot contended that the tai
would cut with . double edge, striking
the consumer through accumulation II
. rising market, and taking toll from
the producer Of raw material. In . fall
Ping market. OF In q period Of depressed
prices and small sales. 4 a 4. 4
When prices were advancing. HI
said, the entire tax would be passed
on to the consumer BY the manufac
turer with. an; extra tribute added
while with prices tending downward
competition would prevent the passing
i on Of the tax.
a per cent tax on sales might eal
i lily mean, Mr.. Lenroot said, q tar Of 81
to so per cent Of the net income Of L
hrm through inability to pass It on
4 He characterized the proposal 90 clas
legislation in this respect. IA
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1921-11-17

Wanted, to hear from owner Of
farm or unimproved land for sale.
O. X. Hawley, Baldwin, Wis. -Ad-
vertisement.
Word has been received Of the ar
rival of Glib. baby girl, on Nov. Sd,
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. George
Sandidge, near Imogene, s. D. Mrs.
Sandidge will be remembered as Miss
Jessie Burge. 4
Gilbert Holkebor, of Holland,
Mich, is visiting friends and rela-
tives in this community. Mr.. Hol-
kebor made his home at Westfeld for,
several years, moving to Michigan
about two years ago. 8s
Gottlieb Bechtle,, Jr., and his faith
er-in-law, John Schafer, drove to Bis
marck Sunday to meet Mrs. Schafer,
who was returning from a trip to
Mercer, this state, where she visited
relatives the past two weeks.
| Ignatz Feist and Mike and Frank
Schlosser returned to their homes in
the Marie country today, having re-
covered from operations they under
went at the Wolverton hospital lit
tie more than two weeks ago.
Mrs. Earl Woods. accompanied by
her son, Charles, left yesterday for
Hayfeld, Mimi, in response to a tel
egram announcing the death Of her
brother-in-law, who was killed Tues
day. No particulars were giyep
Anton Horner met withn apainful
accident while carrying 9xtla pailful
Of hot water to assist WIN butcherine
ut the Martin ReM1hger home. He
slipped and scalded his arm SO badly
that all the skin came off.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cleve Palmer, of
Wakapala, s. D., have been visiting
at the John Drayton home the past
week. Mr.. Palmer is a brother of
Mrs. Drayton. They made their
home in Emmons county for several
years.
Wendelin- Bosch, who has been
working in the northern part of the
state for the past three months, ar.
rived home Friday for visit with his
parents before leaving for Reeder,
this state, where he will seb employed
in the VIM. McCulley, Jr., store.
i Word from relatives of Miss Flor
ence Culbertson is to the effect that
this former well-known Linton young
lady was to be married in California
on Nov. 18th. The Record did not
learn the name of the groom, young
man in the hardware business at Long
Beach.
During the School Children's Clinic
held recently at the local hospital, DR.
Wolverton removed tonsils and ade.
noids from the throats of seventy
seven children. Three operations
were performed, for the radical cure
; Of hernia. Many cases of eye disease
were treated.
The Eastern Star held initiation il
their lodge Tuesday evening. Fran
ces P. Hanson was elected W. NJ, J
M. Stewart, w. r.; pfilla Meier, A
M; Eta Junge, s9t; Grace Ander
son, Treas; Ethel Turner, Cond.
+ and Myrtle Sauer, A. G. Miss viole
e Fogle was taken into the lodge.
n An attempted daylight robbery wa
tried on the HintoVba barber shop Tues
day noon while Harry Hinton was 9
Y kdinner. Some one opened q window
+ between the shop and the cream sta
$ ton, braking molding loose. TIL
0 burglar pulled the curtains up owe
the front window, but evidently slip
ped out the back way because of som
: alarm before he got his hands on any
thing Of value.
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