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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

The inter-allied high commission in the
Rhineland has ordered the removal from
office and expulsion from the region of Herr
Cleft, president of the commission in charge
of the German governments property in the
Rhineland, and three other high officials.
The high commission issued the order be-
cause Herr Cleft gave, and the other officials
executed, orders contrary to the inter-all1ed
regulations, and also reinstated two officials
convicted by allied military courts.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17
Italian BaniShed

Count Michael Karolyi, former president of
the national council of Hungary, has been or
dered expelled from Italy. He was accused
of distributing funds to Communists, and be-
ing in touch with foreigners who recently in
cited disorders in Tuscany.
Count Karolyi occupied a beautiful villa
with his family at Fiesole. Police surrounded
the villa and escorted the entire family to
police headquarters from which they will be
sent to the frontier
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

Man wants but little here below, but
woman wants a lot when she can get |
below COST
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17
OUIPS AND OUIDDITIES

Two Florida darkies were watching a balloon
ascension. The younger darby looked up at the
big bag in amazement and then said:
81 wonder what keeps that balloon up in the
air that-a-way?"
"Well," replied the older darby, ait is caused
by various causes. Sometimes it is caused by
one cause and then again sometimes it is caused
by another cause
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

In a game of hearts a girl should be
willing to let young man hold her hand.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

1t is usually safe to judge woman b
the things she doesn't say.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

Money is the grease paint that makes
many a bad actor look good
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

To entertain a vain woman, feed he1
taffy.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17
MRS. SOLOMON SAYS:
BY Helen Rowland
Being the Confessions of the Seventh
Hundredth Wife.

Love turns a woman's past into shadow
and her future into a rainbow.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

A mans heart is like u sponge, just soaked
with emotions and sentiment, of which he
can squeeze little bit out for every pretty
woman.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17
Editorial Echoes.

One Of the surest cures for insanity, we
judge is an acquittal by the jury.-Spokane
Spokesman Review.
Lima Beane says the postage stamps will
taste the same under Will Hays.-Toledo
Blade.
Driving an automobile while drunk may
become almost as dangerous as crossing a
street while sober-Philadelphi North
American.
Even the best reared children sometimes
become FESTIVE while waiting for father to
finish with the comic section.-El Paso
Herald.
Christabel Pankhurst needs the money,
but she Indignantly refuses to let vaude-
vile magician saw her in two twice day.
Besides, there are those who think that one
Christabel is enough.-Kansas City Journal.
Some men appear to think it reads life,
personal liberty and the pursuit of hap
piness. "-Minneapolis Tribune.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

Love turns woman's past into shadow
and her future into rainbow.
A mans heart is like /. sponge, just soaked
with emotions and sentiment, of which he
can squeeze little bit out for every pretty
woman.
When you fall in love, you cut your first
mental wisdom-tooth; when you go to a
beauty-parlor to have your double chin re-
moved, you cut your last one.
Loyalty, industry, AID gentleness-these
three virtues are as many as the average man
can manage, and absolutely all that any
woman can ask of him. A man who is loyal
will never break your heart; man who
works hard enough, will never have time to
get into mischief; and a man who Is gentle
will never tread on your finer sensibilities.
You may break mans heart, but it Is sell
dom compound fracture; and the simple
ones are always easily "set," and put in work
ing condition again.
Marriage Is merely exchanging the pleas
ure of charming a man after dinner for the
duty of enduring him before breakfast.
One doesn't "get married.; one BE-
COMES married by degrees and gradual
stages-just as one becomes bald or middle
aged or tipsy or rich. happy marriage
isn't made in heaven" it is developed,
evolved, cultivated-like good habit.
Feed Bolshevist and he becomes a po-
litcaI plutocrat; feed cynic and he becomes
an optmist. Everything except the sun
dearie, revolves around a mans stomach.
When a woman divorces her husband for
''non-support'' it usually means merely that
she found him fnsupportable.
| Copyright, 1921, by The Wheeler Newspa-
per Syndicate)
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

When you fall in love, you cut your frs
mental wisdom-tooth; when you go to
beauty-parlor to have your double chin re
moved, you cut your last one.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17
"What is the age of discretion?" asked one

"What is the age of discretion?" asked one
man of another.
81 should say that the age of discretion Is
reached when a young man removes from his
mentepiece the rich collection of actresses
and dancing girls photographs and substitutes
the portrait of his rich bachelor uncle"
eyes, ma'am, | have,' he answered.
discretion if his best girl waits till the rich
bachelor uncle dies"
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17
Rubber Invention

Rubber Invention
The invention of an artificial rubber is re-
ported in telegram from Barcelona. The
inventor is Washington Bossi, an Italian
chemist in the Barcelona laboratories.
Details of the invention are being kept Sc
cret until it is subjected to a test in public
in the near future, but it possesses all the
qualities of natural rubber at one-twentieth
of the cost, the report declares.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

Health Engmark, chiropractor, serving {
sentence of ninety days in the city Jail fol
violation of state medical laws, has ended the
hunger strike he began forty-one days ago.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

Feed a Bolshevist and he becomes a pr
IiticaI plutocrat; feed cynic and he become
an optmist. Everything except the sui
dearie revolves around a mans stomach
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

You may break mans heart, but it is sell
dom a compound fracture; and the simple
ones are always easily "set," and put in work
ing condition again.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

ways wait patiently until he was served at
meals and not to cry across the table or grab
for his food. One day, while dining at a
neighbours with his mother, the little fellow
was accidentally overlooked. He was very
patient for time, but at last he could bear
the strain no longer seeing everybody feeding
but himself. So, leaning quietly across to his
mother, he said in loud whisper: Mother
do little boys who starve to death go to
heavens"
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17
Around the World
Tri-Weekly Mems Flashes From All Over
the Earth.

The State Bank of Rantoul, ten miles
southeast of ottawa, Kan, was robbed after
which the bank building and it's contents
were destroyed by fire. w. G. Tulloss, presi-
dent of the bank, was unable to estimate the
loss, although he said the safe contained
$4,000 in currency and valuable papers.
The building burst into flames following
three explosions. All safety deposit boxes had
been carried from the building and rifled. The
bandits cut all telegraph and telephone lines
into the town.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

Marriage Is merely exchanging the pleas
ure of charming a man after dinner for the
duty of enduring him before breakfast.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17

Lima Beane says the postage stamps will
taste the same under Will Hays.-Toledo
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-03-17
DOROTHY DIX TALKS
Don't Spread Soul Sickness
BY DOROTHY DIX
Copyright, 1920, by the Wheeler Synol-
cate, Inc.

ND you ever think that there Is MOTH
ing so contagious as our m tSan Tho s,r
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

Ii Is surprising how much is often
implied by a single word of American
slang. Recently Frenchman in this
country but a short time asked con-
corning an American, Does he speak
Englisht'' "Oh, no" replied his
informant, ''he has been in America
too long
1t is deplorable when man uses so
much slang as TO make his native ton
que unrecognizable, but il must be
admitted that there are some words
in American slang that say more than
whole volume OF pure English.
Take the word ''jazz" for example.
Il has become term much more
comprehensive than that applied to
dance music. 1t includes all the arts,
poetry. music. painting, everything.
When anyone says a thing is too
jazzy you know Immediately what
he is talking about, better than If be
used hundred OF the choicest words
70 convey the meaning THIS is not
an attempt TO eondone slang exactly,
but American slang does indicate
American speed for it certainly saves
d lot OF time and trouble.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26
nEnmARk,s FORWARD STEP.

Beware VI entrance 10 quarrel,
was Hamlet's dlctum. The nterna-
tional Peoples High school al Ei=snore'
Denmark. has been founded in the
hope Of establishing those close re
larions Of peoples which may wipe out
international misunderstanding from
the outset, and thus finally end war
by teaching good VII. II is a bold
program. this effort to bring together
pupils from the nations who "ere
actively engaged Ia the World war.
But Denmark is, perhaps, preeIAi-
uentIy fitted for the delicate task, be-
cause Of its location between Britain,
Germany and Russia, its small size
and its non-p0litical ambitions, says
the Christian Science Monitor. EFi-
IDENTIFY the founder Of this home for
peacemakers intends to act upon the
injunction of the melancholy Dane,
when in reply to a remark Of the first
player: we have reformed that IN
differently With Us. sir he exclaimed !:
ooh, reform ii altogether
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

Some day there viii be figures on
the irreduclble minimum Of those who
play with death-persons who as fast
as you guard them against one danger
will discover another The indus
trial commission issues a warning
against gasoline deaths" By this
1t does not mean deaths from care
less misuse Of motor vehicles, bur
from careless misuse Of gasoline
The toll was fyep deaths and -
injuries for 1920, from causes IS
inexcusable as lighting match to
see how low the gasoline was in the
tank. 10 mlstaking gasoline for kero-
sene In starting fire, says the Nil
waukee Journal With infinite care,
labor and invention, We work out
safety DEVICES. but you can never
make q man safe who insists On re-
naming a child who plays with
matches.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26
W0MEN'S WOES
Hurley v omen Are Finding Relief
AT Last

It does seem that women have more
than a far snare Of the aches and pains
tina, afth7t humanity; they must "keek
up, must attend to duties in spite Of
constantly aching hacks. or headaches,
dizzy spells. besring-down pains; they
must stoop ever, when to stoop means
torture. They must walk and bend ard
work with racsong painsar many aches
from kidney HIS. Keeping the kidneys
well has spared thousands Of women
much misery Read Of remedy for
kidneys only that Is endorsed by people
you know.
Mrs VIM Hun. 2ad Ave, says.
About three years ago was practically
laid Up with lame back and kidney
trouble. When | washed the sharp pains
shot % from the small Of my back and
nearly drove me Wild. could hardly get
up or down, As my husband had such
good results from Deans kinney Pills
used them and they soon banlshe5 us
oackzohetn a hurry. have all Ire faith
in the world in Dean : kidney Pills.
Prioe 6oo at all dealers. Dent Simply
ask for kidney remedy get Deans KID
ney Pills the same that Mrs HINT
had. Foster -mil5Grc co. MfKrs. 5uffa
10, n. Y. Ads
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

Recently some Of the actors and
actresses living in Southern California
have been attempting TO have the
atmosphere Ia " hich they live puri-
fed There are many respectable
people in the various movie colonies,
but the deeds of the immoral have
brought disrepute upon all the mem
heEs Of the profession. The public,
ii they VIII. can insist upon clean
aims. but they have little Influence
over the private life of the actors
Publication can come only from
within the ranks and those who are
participating Ia the investigation of
their associates are taxing a step in
thr right direction. There is no res-
son why actors should he given
license TO liye contrary to the stand
ards Of morality aud if the members
OF the profession insist on right liy-
ing the laggards viii be forced to fall
iuto line.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

The American people spend twice
as much for automobiles as for edu-
cation. and three times as much for
cigarettes. cigars and tobacco. They
also spend twice as much for candy
and soft drinks as for education, and
six times as much for luxurious foods.
What is the matter with US, anyway 2
one statistieian says: We are q ma
ton Of sixth graders"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

One Of Edison's engineers claims 10
know an Englishman in this country
who has developed a gun that will
throw q fve-ton projectile 20 TO 300
miles. Catch him and get il. We
don't want anybody in this country
running at large with that kind Of
gun. says the Houston Post He might
hurt himself
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26
Good Health.

If you would enjoy good health,
keep your bowels regular. No one
can reasonably hope TO feel we'll " ben
coustipated When needed, take
Chamberlain's Tablets They are
mild and gentle
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

Whatever house the king Of Eng
land visits is his own property as
long as he remains in IL. 1t would
be a most opportune time TO have the
plumber come with his bill for fixing
the kitchen sink.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

Now is the time to place your order
for personal Christmas Greetings, in
order 10 insure their early delivery.
We have a fine line of samples at this
office and would b. pleased to have
you call and inspect them.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

An expedition bound for Baftin's
Land carries a moving picture outfit
to show pictures TO the Eskimos II
IT'S a campaign to make the Eskimo
ladies' adopt our summer styles, It's
doomed to failure.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

Mems clothing will be Iooser next
spring, says a helpful fashion hint, but
unless money gets the same way the
new styles will have only an academic
interest for a good many Of US
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

wouldn't It be good thing 70 for
get all about Doctor Einsteln, his
theory and his remarks about Amer
lea, at least until cool weather comes
again?
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

one Of the minor mysteries Of life
is why q movie actress always has
press agent who quotes her as say
ing such inane things IL can't be
that press agents have developed a
love of accuracy,
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

Work as a joureyman rainnaker
would be a profitable job in II airy
summer except for the fact that rain
making IS not an exact science.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

II sometimes is fortunate for the de-
PENDANT in a hreach-of promise case
that the jury isn't guided by the re-
tall meat dealers quotation on heart.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

II 1t is true that Japan has 10000
poets the United States will have 10
be careful That many poets Is
worse than az army with banners.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

The more laws passed the more be-
having the people haye 10 do, and the
greater the cost Of making them be
have. and Of Furnishing those who mis-
behave, the higher taxes are IL seems.
II Is cheaper 10 be good voluntarily
than to have the law TO make you
good.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

According to reports the chief rea-
son who hiceoughs make one so mad
nowadays is that they are net acquired
In the old-fashioned way.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

Beavers do no work for period
Of three months or more each summer.
Let us all endeavor To work like
beavers
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

Tie unemployment situation brings
problems enough but cue good thing
always happens when work is hard
TO liud-the workmeu strive to in.
crease their efficiency. During the
period of the war any kind OF work
passed the censor and was we'll paid
for Many woTkmen became so in
dependent That aboat the only thing
i0ey could do we'll was to draw .their
pay check aud spend it, Executives
ID every branch Of work had to put
up With he most ridiculous sort of
lnehielency.
However, this is all changed now
" here unemployment hits the man
ho does good work Il Is an unfair
thing, but when a man is doing poor
work through carelessness or lack
OF desire 10 do better. it certainly
puts him in his place and teaches him
the value of being = good worker.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

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sul ianBB % ila4am kuomeIso asBIl
'Aem eql ul lnd 81 ..NsQo pIoM sVL
'bla lss5 mlA ssSeW u
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

o II the sun spots are responsible
for this beat somebody should go up
and NRsh them OF.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26

We condemn the people of Spain
for supporting bull-fights aud raising
the matadors to the ranks of heroes
aud set the same desire for excite
ment and thrills" causes the people
OF America TO throng 10 AVIATION ex-
hlblts where men. and women too.
Ilsk their lives ia attempting to cross
from one flying plane to another. or
from moving auto to plane flying
above Several deaths. one of them
that OF woman. have occurred this
fall through the endeayor to provide
amusement To the public. The peo-
pie OF America should put a stop to
this needless sacrifice by refusing to
Pa'romze exhibitions of daring fpats.
There IS good deal OF risk still al
taehed TO flying, but this should be
taken only by those who are at
tempting 20 perfect airplane service
aud are willing to take their lives in
their bands to further science
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-11-26
COUNTY SCHOOL NEWS

Prepared B. Mss la Bradley CO Sgpt- q
Sehcssis aass Mss Margaret Harase. ST.
rerglsing Teacher
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-02-15
BASEBALL EG|N5
To STIR OUT Of
WINTERS SHELL
By Henry L. Farrell.
United Press staff Correspondent

United Press Stan correspondent
New York, Feb. lO.-Baseball stirs
out of its winter shell today when a
little band Of the New York Yanks
heads southwark to get ready for the
1921 drive.
Uncle Wilbur Robinson and a party
Of his National League champions
grab train later in the week and
within a fortnight the whole major
league flock will be distributed around
the sunny cline.
Miller Higgins, manager of the
Yanks, is taking Babe Ruth and his
star battery men to Hot Springs, Ar
kansas. for a girth reduction and
other things.
Along with the home run king, Bob
Shawkey, Carl Mays, Waite Hoyt,
Harry Harper and Wally Schang will
go to boil out.
The Yankee bosses have commits
stoned them to climb mountains, hunt
and ride horses but not to play base
ball-orders that probably will be
carried out most cheerfully.
Practically all of the clubs will do
their spring training in a new place.
Six of them-the Pittsburgh sPi-
rates, Chicago Cubs, New York Giants
Washington Senator's, Boston Red
Sox and Philadelphia Athletics will
return to last years scene.
Popular watering places and big
towns of the south have been passed
up by the majority of the managers
who have preferred little burgs with
out temptations. Cities close to
"three-mile limits" and race tracks
do not keep the baseball mind on
business they think.
Texas is the most popular training
state, being chosen by the Giants,
the Detroit Tigers, the Cincinnati
Reds, Boston Braves, the White SoX
and the Worlds champion Indians.
Louisiana gets the Brooklyn cham
pions. the New York Yanks, the Ath-
letics and the st. Louis Browns. The
Cubs and the Cards go to California.
The Red Sox and the Pirates go to
Arkansas.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-02-15
SIM FEM COURT
FUNCTIONS SAM:
AS OTHER COURTS
By Charles M. Mccain

United Prcss StaH Correspondent
Dublin, Feb. 15-Despite the gov
ernments recent threat to sweep
the Sim Fem courts from the face of
the EARTH" the courts, both civil and
land, are carrying on daily-hunted
from house to house and town to
town, sometimes escaping daily by
an apparent miracle and sometimes
meeting boldly with military and aux
iliaries passing the windows of the
courthouse" usually a private resi-
dence.
From local unauthorized Sim Fem
courts, amounting to soviets, the
court system has developed until it is
real institution, with real Judges
appointed by Dali Eireann Irish
Parliament and with the packing of
the Irish Republican army in the
event that litigants do not want to
abide by a decision.
To one IMMERSED in the landlord
system, the seizure of untenanted
or untitled lands is an apparently rev.
dictionary idea. 1t is an idea, how
ever, backed by British laws of thir
ty-odd years standing. The courts
are appointed by the government,
with authority if they deem it justi-
fed to award to farmer claimants
sufficient land to maintain themselves
awarding an assessed value to the
landholder if a compromise price can
not be reached But the courts ac-
cording to Sim Fem, move over
slowly. Consequently every year
there was land agitation, resulting in
impoverished farmers breaking
fences of big estates, driving off the
owners cattle and grazing their own
on the land. Sim Feiners in some
badly congested areas instituted their
own land courts. They held trials and
enforced their decisions when neces-
sary by the authority of the local
branch of Sim Fem. The system,
however, was unauthorized by Dali
Eireann and was opposed, largely on
! the ground that land egitation re-
tarded the Republican movement.