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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15
PEOPLE YOU
KNOW

ttadiator rtpairing. ouickie Auto 90.
Ashley Pond. OF Santa f'c. is visit
Ing in Albuquerque.
Mrs NJ. u. Murphey. ~ Santa Re.
Is spending a few days In the city.
Or. Q. c. West OF III Paso. who has
been appointed temporary health
officer until a successor can be nance
to fill She vacancy caused By the de-
rarture Of DIR. J. =. Docherty. arrived
In Albuquerque this morning. lie
was here last Thursday and Friday
making a study OF his duties.
l.. r. Borden. supervising architect
for the western lines OF the Santa Fc
railroad. Is In the city today on bust
ness.
John Nelson. an official Of the
Nelson Construction company. is In
Aibuqucrque today to overlook the
work being done at the Santa re
shops.
Miss Clara Smith. stsnoErapher at
the Office OF the forest supervisor In
the Federal building. 10 on duty on
o OF illness. She IL suffering
from an attack OF pneumonia.
Robert Henry. OF lei Paso. super.
iniendent OF the special service de.
rariment on the III Paso & South.
western railroad. Is in Albuquerque
today
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15
Albuquerque Woman
Is Honored by Civil
Service Appointment

Mrs. John W. Wilson, president OF
the F%ortnightly Music club. received
word today from the district manager
of training centcrs at Washington.
n. C. that she had been certified for
educational work In the federal board
for vocational education at Aibu-
querque.
Mrs. Wilson was county school
superintendent OF Bernaiiilo county
for two years ana the growth and
development OF the county schools
under her administration was a strong
factor favorable 10 her appointment.
Mrs. Wilson will take her position at
uncc
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15
SUPPER TABLE
GOSSIP

There viii be n special meeting OF
sunshine Circle at the home OF Mrs.
w. II. James. ST. North Elrhth
street. Friday afternoon at 1850
o'clock.
Mrs Pedro VI. sandoyal 4 scri-
ousiy III at the home OF her son.
Henry J. ~Sandoyal Sit North second
street.
Dr. Alfred H. yoEht was sincd s,s
~ police court this morning on tho
charge OF speeding.
The Rcs. g. w. Davis. supcrimen.
dent OF the New Mexico district h "a
speak at the Nasarsne church on
North Third street tonight and Fri,
day night at 1870 O'CLOCK. Mrs. Davis
" 10 be present also and IL 10 eiuy
several selections. The twu uppear-t
N the Na1arene church a year ego.
The public is invited.
The sficrin's Office n trying 20 trace
the man who took a COW from the
corral OF Fortunate iiamarlz at
Atrisco last night. The complaint
was brought to them this morning
that the COW had been stolen. and
two deputies were sent out to tTy
to track the COW.
A treat Is in store Tor eight hIeh
school youths whom Ernest Lnndoin
IL To select ~ uahers for the Madam
Schuman-Heink concert. Mr.. Ian-
doln IN 70 give a dinner for the ush-
cre Sunday noon. The Schumnn-
Heink concert Is to be held Doccm-
Der as.
The Good Time club viii hold lis
regular monthly business meeting
tomorrow night at 5 o'clock at tho
hoine OF the club president. r.. Bert
Moore, me North Finh street. The
business meeting will be followed oy
a smoker. Entertainments will be
served.
The choir Of the Episcopal church
will hold choir rehearsal at 1880
o'clock tonight at the church.
Practice also VIII be held Sunday
afternoon at 3 o'clock.
There VIII he "a farewell meeting
tonight at the Rio Grande Industrial
school for Mrs. Mabel l.. Smith. act
ing superintendent for the past few
months. Rev Davidson will speak.
Prof. Bardsley OF the State AEricul-
turc school delivered an address al
the school this morning.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15
Talks on. Trees
Feature Program
At Farm Course

The days rorra OF the five day
Agricultural course being given at the
Chamber Of Commerce under saper-
vision OF the counfy agricultural
arsnt was opened by Miss Mary
Richardson Of the state COLLEGE. WHO
addressed The meeting on home DEM
~onstration work. She "a the head OF
work OF the college, and Traced ~
progress and rezuhs, n the stats,
Professor Fabian Garcia. aien "
Tie STATE College. spoke on orchas1
management sfreasine In particular
thc features which have been expert
menled with IN this stale success-
funy. shade Trees and Their DTS
cnacf.- was the TOPIC ot Br. W. n.
Long, government pathological Of this
city. who has made careful studies
Of trees In the southwest.
Miss Richardson and Professor
Garcia were the PRINCIPAL speakers at
The aftornoen session today. Tho adj
dress Of Hiss Irene Burke. county
school superintendent Of Bernalillo
county. which was on the program
for thus mornine, wall DO given to-
Night.
The night session tenight viii be
held In the North Fourth street school
house. In addition TO Miss Burke's
tnlh. there will he q show OF mov1ng
pictures including poultry and dairy
hiWA ~~-~ T. 4~t -tp4e.
The program for tomorrow follows:
it a. M Opening taik-Mr. Milne
supcrintendcnt OF nchoolA.
1870 A. m: Grapes and Orchard
Fruit ior tho vaiisy--ProE Garcia,
II a m: Plant Diseases pr.
Long.
ii.s0 a. m. Relation Of the
County Agent Work 90 the County
Max Gutierrez county commissioner.
1880 y. m: Crop Improvement;
!; Corn: ?. Grains and Fruit--Prof
Garcia, State College.
Nfternoon meeting will be con-
Quoted 4 Spanish.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15
Sheep Sanitary
Board in Session
In City Today

Members OF the New Mexico Sheep
Sanitary board are holding their
s-emi-annu1i meeting today In the Of
flee OF the board. In the First Nat
ionnl bank building.
The morning session was devoted
largely to the hearing OF the secre-
tary'a report. which Will be acted
upon this afternoon. Indian r%eserva-
ton work. the financial condition OF
the board and the number of sanitary
inspectors needed Hre the chief topics
being considered this afternoon.
The members OF the board are NJ.
\. Gonzales, OF Abiquiu. president:
Jose II. Salazar. Albuquerque. vice
PRESIDENT antonio Salazar. Cedar
vale: Prayer Miller. Roswell and Eu-
frncio G~allegos. OF Gailegos. y. NJ.
j. 49, Robertson In secretary OF the
board. All were present for the
morning session.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15
MRS. RUTH MILLER
RESIGNS, ASKS
STATE FOR sl,00s
Claims She Has Money
Due From Department
of Education

SANTA FE. nee. i5.-Mrs. Ruth
c. Miller. OF the state department of
education presented TO the state SUI
perintendcnt today two rcsignntions
covering her three Jobs az director
of Industrial education. director OF
vocational education and s~npervisor
OF home economica.
At the same lime she presented n
claim against the state for salary and
expenses OF 81 .oO9.T3.
Mira Miller was recently charged
with cxtravagancc Ia the use Of funds
In a report ny travelling Auditor
Whittier md h state education
board requested her resignation. later
Withdrawing tho demand.
state Superintendent Conway said
the department had no funds 10 pay
her claim At present.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15
Golf Champions
To Be Here Feb. Is

New Mexico golfers are to have the
opportunity TO ssef the worlds two
greatest golf playeTS IN action on the
course OF the Albuquerque Country
club on February Is. II was an
nounced today that the officers Of
the club had arranged. through the
New York Tribune, 10 bring to Aibu-
querdue on that date Jock Hudson.
open British champion. and Jim
herncu, open AIperican champion.
who viii play an open match OF Is
holes.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15
Musical Program
At the University
Assembly Tomorrow

The University assembly in Rodey
hall tomorrow morning at II O'CLOCK
will be devoted TO n musical program
given b. the various musical n
lzatsuns 81 the University. II will be-
open 10 the public. The musical or
Banizafiops have prepared "A pro-
gram that IL said 10 he Of exceptional
merit and one well worth hearing
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15

BEDFORD. Eng Market men
here predict the price OF egg vii
rise to ~ cents early by Christmas
Il is due 70 another egg shortage.
they say.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15

Madrid Is planning 10 get a supply
Of fresh fish daily by airplane.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15

Hindoos. on one day a year. regard
rambling na commendnhle.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15

An Arab will not walk ON tho street
with his wife.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15
HERALD WANT AID TAKERS

Are thoroughly trained ad writer's.
If you so desire, they will gladly
assist you in wording your adj.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15

Teal Christmas trccs Tor everybody
Mt q. franchini 90. storc. Tijcris
Ave. and First ~.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-12-15

Coal supply Go. Phones . and 3
Evening star., 1921-02-27

universal substance. Thought is the
Here the influence of potency of
thought were fercibly demonstrated to
Leije. who listened but casually to the
elusive philosophy. Through a crack
made by the partial opening of the
door appeared the head of Naanette.
radiating confused. bewildered and
urgent distress signals. For. while
nature was "sssking to express har-
mony in all things" in the living room,
CONSERVATION was rampant in the but
ler's pantry. The refreshments had
net ceme!
As the guests fairly shivered with
the divine potency in every human be-
ing, and ostrich tip nodded to plumed
aigrette at the speakers NELL fuent
urging to place themselves in har-
moay with the great eterna, ferces,
Leila slipped away. Ths ideal art Of
manipulating the forces Of nature was
suppianted by the material necessity
for manipulating the forces Of her
cuisine.
What on earth is the natter" she
whispered. responding 10 the maids
rantic signals.
Nannette's chocolate countenance
vas ashy with dismay Law. Mis-
Leila, ain nary refreshment come"
Mem" reiterated Nannette. and
added. her eyes rolling with consteE-
nation, ''ner COMM
40! Have you phaned?'
Law, Mis- Leila, I Is wo' out de
phone. De cAkerer say de CARES is on
de way nearly hour ago, an finumly
he say de delivery car is been In a
Evening star., 1921-02-27

but drew off her gloves and fell to
work without word. Hurriedly she
began to arrange Nannette's cakes on
the plates.
Orestes opened the ice cream.
OH gasped Leila as the cover
came of the can and revealed. instead
Of the expected daintily colored indi-
vidual portions which she had order
ed. great quantities Of bulk ice cream
almost red in color!
awsy" was the delighted excla-
nation of Orestes and Nannette. But
the face Of their mistress reflected
only blank despair.
Never mind" reassured Mrs. Ince.
attracted by the commeti0n. red is
the astral aura Of love. I think the
psychist will regard it as an especial
tribute and IL she doesn't I'll remind
her
Leila gave her an appreciative
glance. Her friends min's'ratlens,
both physical and mental, were price
less.
Mrs Ince was already dishing the
circusy connection to the plates.
Wen have to carry them in our
selves. Mrs. Holmes. Nannente is too
hot and Orestes is too dirty"
Leila NODDED, took up q. tray, and
motioned Mrs. Ince to lead on.
dat Mig Ipce say bout red bein' de
aster border Of love? ! always thunk
. red. red rose was de sign of love"
'.Umphm." responded her spouse.
RED. red ice creams hattah."
Its de insane truth" mumbled
Nannetts. returning to her cakes.
while Orestes dished ice cream on the
Evening star., 1921-02-27
A Witty Woman.

ETHEL BARRYMORE. apropos of a
i witty remark made by young
actress at garden party. said:
This young lady reminds me of
Ellen Terry, who was the wittiest
and most tactful woman | ever knew.
Il once heard story which is char
acteristic Of Miss Terry's ready wit
She was sued by her dressmaker
for an unpaid bill and the case went
against her. Asking to be allowed to
appeal. She gave as one of her rea-
sons that the judge who rendered the
decision was too oid to understand
the case.
The judge of appeals reminded her
that once before, in another suit, she
had complained that her case had
been tried by "a bit of boy
What age. may l ask, madam. do
you want a judge to be-? the Judge
of appeals inquired.
Your age, Miss Terry smilingly
REPLIED
Evening star., 1921-02-27

this way whole lot better and per-
haps some of my readers feels the
same way Henry Ford once said:
II would rather be right than be
President" and l will go him one bet
ter and say:
Il would rather have a Ford than
be Henry.
Jol.eiug a SIDE me going to WASH
ington as a Sight seer VIII give me
a chance TO pal around with my old
pals and maybe get a"qua inied win
YOU dear readers who | feel all readF
like [ know YOU perSonly and L want
YOU to feel that way about me as long
as il don't go no further. but it might
he a good idear to warn my admii efs
amongst the opp. Sex that expects TO
be there that / expect TO be accom-
panied by she who come so close 10
being the first lady of the land. ana
/ thought she was or | wouldn't OF
married her.
= *
WE will leave y. Y. city Tuesday
w noon so as they won't be no
chance of not getting there in time as
the trains is obliged to run slow
through the Zone of Quiet where the
declarat ton of independents was sign
ed over so yrs. ago. The depot we are
Evening star., 1921-02-27

bus'up an split de cakes. an does
want him TO ssad some jelly roll in.
stead an say nemmine-"
Leila closed her eyes. Detached por-
tions of the entranctng philosophy
Ao4ted threuSh her mind. ''F;liminat-
ing the elements Of uncertainty and
caprice and substituting reason and
certitude-" Perhaps, bpt not Ia the
case OF the caterer. Her distressed
glance rested upon her maid who toll
ed with rolling pin and -four sitter.
What are You doing. NanRette?"
she asked YEARLY.
rs maxim some lii tea cakes. l
done goi one batch in de oven"
"Sannette, you're d Jewel. Where's
Orestez?"
DE ice cream fsctry say de deliv-
cry men is UP an struck. so Rest Ease
put out in de truck sftth de ice cream,
Widout even stoppin' TO change out O.
his waiter clo'es"
Leila eToaned. Application of the
arcane truth to daily life WOULD invest
one With extraordinary power. Pos
sibly, but not over striking delivery
men. They we're Q Law unto them
selves and must be dealt With accord
iA6ly. Clearly the parisr theory vas
not that 81 the kitchen. Strange that
sRcA csnAictinS philosephhies sheuia
be In operation updsr ems rosf.
But there VAA ~ tins fer idle re-
nsstioaA TAs gifted speaker was
Evening star., 1921-02-27

bringing her discourse to an end.
The higher forms Of alchemy take
place in the mental and spiritual
realms. Power is drawn from the in
finite energy of which we are a part.
The organiZa ton of victory and sue
cess is within the mind. BY power
of thought enemies are changed to
friends adverse conditions overcome,
fate is conquered"
It's a mistake breathed Leila. ner-
vously pacing the floor.
'Yasslim. dey's a lie out somewhat"
assented Nannette. as she stopped to
speaker.
Il mean about the arcane truth"
''Yassum. de insane truth. I like
wise refers to that same.
the speaker was finishing pyrotech-
nicaily. Then would follow a few mo-
ments of animated discussion 10 per-
NIT the hostess time to ser*c. 4 few
moments only. however. Leila fully
realized the impa;ien glances that
would be turned Ia the direction of
her culinary department when the re-
freshments were not forthcoming.
Came the final words Of the speaker:
The arcane truth operates with
scientific e1actitude."
cred her ears with her hands and
choked back sob. To have her beau
tifuI party end in a fiascO!
Nannette, working like beaver,
ceased her rumination over the arcane
truth to regard her mistress with SYM
pathy. Law, Mis- Leila, dey ain no
use in cryin' ober split cakes. You
know yose'f desc lii butter thins is
bettern any sto' bought cakes, an
Evening star., 1921-02-27
A Shooting Story.

.COME fthe promises now being
- made by candidates" said Bel
lingham Bray. the efficiency expert.
at the New York Athletic. Club. ar
as fantastic as Farmer Haricot' $
shooting story.
describing a pest of birds which
had made their appear3iice on his
farm. Haricot said 70 d neighhor:
- was very much troubled with
these winged thieves. for they made
terrible havoc among my corn. ] put
scarecrows up till / was tired; then
l took my gun, loaded il with powd er
and shot, and you should have seen
the quantity ] brought down. Bus
the nextsmorning my boy rushed in
doors and yelled. -
Dad, hundreds of, birds in the
corn again."
~ grabbed down" my gun. put in
the powder. but couldn't find any
shot. so l thrust in handful of
tacks. and off l ran. Getting to the
corn. | yelled pretty hard, and up flew
the birds into tree. | fired and
blamed if all the birds weren't nailed
TO the tree. with their wings Mapping
as if flying. Struck with the sight 7
stood watching them. when--I could
hardly believe my eyes-the blessed
things pulled up the tree and few
away with it"
Evening star., 1921-02-27

YOU go a block from the hotel you
will go 2 blocks trying to find the
way back. The town is divided into
1 sections whirh is northwest, NORTH
east. southwest and southeast ana IL
was layed out that way TO make Il
simple and guess even tIoudini could
get from one place to another If
they was a lot of poiicemens in route.
But don't buy no guide book As
the streets is ali named after the
different states and letters Of the
alphabet and YOU can save money
a primer. They's been lot of ar
gument about VINO street was
named after.
ONE of the first buildings you see
when you get off of the train is
the station. Then they's the govt.
printing office where Sam Lloyd
mapped out the income tax blanks.
Up in the hotel dist you will see the
/. .. L. storage ware house. formally
the treasury bldg. and q magnificent
distants from there is the Washing
ton monument witch become famous
back in 1909 or 1910 when Gabby
Street. the Washington catcher.
catched a ball that was dropped off
couldn't do it, but he done it on the
l4th trial and people thought il Was
a great trick till along came Billy
sullivan of the Chicago White SuN
aud catched the second ball dropped
OF
Another bldg. YOU will want "a
see. especially if you are expecting
any mail. is the dead letter Office
witch they say has tripled its re-
reipts in the l-.t : or YRS.
Vile eae Inauguration amt till
Friday the city vii begin 10 fill up
tomorrow and nfSt day aud most
of the visitors viii probably stay in
Washington till Saturday night. Sun
day March 6 is my birthday and
everything will be closed up.
The last time | was in Washington
was back in 1917. the first yr. We
was at war with Germany. / never
expected it would last thk long
Ring w. Lardner.
=. Great Neck. Feb. 25.
Evening star., 1921-02-27
Deporting Them.

SENATOR said at reception
"Hecklrrs are the nightm.trr
of public speakers. but some etimes
they are useful
Il remember a heckler at New
York bolshevik meeting.
ardent red. declared enthusiastically y
that bolsherism was making great
Eea,lway in America His audience.
composed mostly of foreigners. greet
ed this statement with shouts of ap-
proval. One young fellow. however.
splendid type of American man
hood. listened with a disgruntled look
on his face
81 repeat" roared the orator. that
America is at present turning out
more bolshevikS than ever before"
land can you blame us? shouted
the American.
Evening star., 1921-02-27

Rest Ease'l get heah terFeckiy wid
de ice cream. I think I heahs him
now"
4 y 4
AJANNETTE was romaAcing about
the latter. but she realized that
her distraught mistress must be res
cued from her engulhng thoughts.
Leila went to the door. and. sure
enough. there, rounding the curve Of
the block below was the colored char
ioteer. The truck came at terrific
pace. The drivers hat was gone, his
party clothing was torn, and he bowed
low over the steering wheel as he
plunged nearer. But behind careened
from side TO side the priceless cargo
an immense ice cream packer
THANK heaven" exclaimed Leila
''Halleiujah." echoed Nannette.
Both mistress and maid ran TO as
sist. AS the trio rolled the giant cask
into the kitchen. Mrs. Ince emerged
from the sitting room in quest OF her
friend. and the reason for the delay
Of the customary and expected climax
to the party. 1t required but one
glance at the hurriea hanDenings in
The kitchen for har to realise that the
occupants i&hered uAdAr some great
and all bat caiaRitous stress She
Eaeted Der& time in useless questions.
Evening star., 1921-02-27

ultimate truth. sat in the spacious liv-
ing room and drank in the esoteric
teaching OF the distinguished visiting
lady. Even a. q honeyed chalice pre-
seated u the lips Of the fanishiRg
was the lovely philosophy Of the cru
difs one. But With the unfolding OF
the arcane truth. there came no re-
coadita suggestion that mental pabu-
Ium would probably be the sole rev
freShment which the occasion might
afford.
This distressing truth had not as
yet been revealed TO the consciousness
OF Mrs Holmes. In all diligence she
bad ordered the refreshments and, be-
ing assured of their timely arrival,
had given their serving into the hands
Of her serSi;ors. NanRefte and Orestes
She besmed complaccntiy upon the ex-
allied faces Of her guests, who leaned
forward in their eaXerness to catch
the words Of the ardent Savant.
There il q revolution in the worlds
thinking. We are on the threshold Of
q new consciousness. a new realization
0f the resources within self--the germ
Of jaHajts potencies. ERoTnous pos
sietlitiss and unsuspected forces are
witAA the EysSD Of al. An Applica-
ties of the arcane truth to daily life
invsaas oae With extlasydinAy Dsvsr.
eltnM4tiag the eleReete Of tracer
tainty and caDr<es aaa suhskituttng
reasea and. Aquinnas> Mad is the
Evening star., 1921-02-27
Too Easy on Herself.

pISHOP FLIPPER of Atlanta said
in recent address:
Some people look on their sins too
lightly. They are like Aunt Hannah.
Aunt Hannah attended communion
regularly, but it came > her pastors
ears one day that she had stolen a
hen. Accordingly, the next time she
partook, the good man rebuked her
privately.
"'Aunt Hannah he said, L should
think you'd be ashamed to come to
communion when it is generally
known that you stole a hen
"Mah, goodness. pawson,' said Aunt
Hannah. 'Ah wouldn't let no old hen
stan' betwixt me and de Lawd's ta-
ble.'"
Evening star., 1921-02-27
Mental Culture.

MANOR LUNN of Schenectady
pointed to an advertisement ex-
tolfng the efficacy of mental gym
nastics correspondence school.
Did you ever try correspondence
course in mental gympastics?" he
asked the reporter.
NO: | don't take much stock in
such things. the reporter answered
well. I know man" said Mayor
Lunn, who took a three months
mental gymnastics correspondence
course, and he's a millionaire today"
Impressive pause.
s'Te be sure" Mr.. Lunn added, "the
man was a millionaire before taking
the course: but the extraordinary
fact ! want to bring out is that since
taking il he hasn't lost his money"
Evening star., 1921-02-27
"Dressing for Inauguration
Is Some Job," Says Lardner

have big events that is opened 10
the public witch IS the inaugural pa
rsde and takeine The oath OF once
aud The inaugural address. Tho Pa
raGc ~ IN = divisions and in the Isl
section yun Will see Pres. Harding
and the Senators and foreign amhss
sailors and Their Nifcs. The wash
ing ball club VIII l.. in the second
division.
These same readers has maybe
never even been to Washington be
fore. so | viii tell them a little aboui
The town IL was named after Geo.
Washington who married Martha Gus
iis. but they say Geo. swore good
deal himself and had the Washingto ton
record tia Chas. Dawes hit town.
Washington is often called Nh" ci'N
Of magnificent d.stauts hrCa'ise ~
Evening star., 1921-02-27
Sn0bS.

GILBERT X. CHESTERToN. Ia
English wit. said at a luncheon
in New York:
II hate snobs. Snobs are vulgar
Whenever I hear two snobs discuss
ing the social status of this person
or that. | think:
"'Well. they are no better than IN
old 'charwoman'
MY old charoman. yon know, said
one evening over a pot of beer:
Mag? oh, Mays a lady, she is
When Mag gets drunk she can take
d cab home"