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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Something to
Think about
THE JOB AND THE MAN
RvE A. Walker
BYE. A. Walker
TIANGING in the offices of one Of
il j the best known business men In

HANGING in the offices OF one Oh
III the best known business men In
this country is this motto:
"You cannot get out of man what
God Almighty did not put into him.
You must suit the man to the 1oD;
not the Job to the man.
Perhaps there is aAsimpler and
more direct way Of putting 1t than
that. Perhaps you can do'it better. IL
YOU can, there is q job waiting FOR
you In the Office Of the mfn who nrst
wrote II because he Is man always
on the hunt for writer's who can say
things with punch.
There are a good many young men
who try to succeed In lines for which
they are not at all fitted.
Ambitious parents often insist upon
: mapping out the life work of their
children when they would do a much
\more kindly thing to let tie boys and
girls follow their own inclinations.
A tree that is bent is never so good
ms tree that grows according to ma
ture.
Thousands of excellent carpenters
have been spoiled I'm the making OF
poor doctors and the world is worse
of for the experiments.
Almost every child shows an In
: .clination toward some special thing
II enjoys work of particular kint
when other efforts are drudgery.
The wise parent will seek to flint
out what that inclination is and offe
every aid to the highest endeavor.
A ychild's mind Is not essentiall.
different from the mind Of a grown
ND. Both offer. resistance TO doini
what Is unpleasant and irksome.
More than that Municipalities ar
tust as distinct and different eacl
from the other as one kind of matte
differs from another.
They have different uses and differ
ent applications.
To attempt TO drive nail with
sponge would be just as fruitless,
not as destructive, as to try TO was
q window with hammer.
To try to make boy who loves me
chanics and wants to study machir
cry into a professor of Greek is {
misapply bis talents and diminish hi
efficiency.
Every child should he studied.
There Is no greater and no MOI
interesting process in the world tina
the development of the human min
The baby with his fist In his ey
is the seed of the man that is to b
Put itAn the wrong soil, give 1t tC
much or too little mental food ar
water and the final product will
distorted aud twisted.
Put II i'm the right surrounding
give II rs far as is proper its Wa
and Il will grow into strong nj
sturdy plant; source of Joy to itse
and You.
Don't plan too much for your CHI
dren,
Let them have little Of their ov
way In following their inclination
as to what they shall be and do.
Remember that you cannot get q
Of hoy ora man what God Almigh
did not put into him,
tCopyIight)
"a
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Decline of More Than Five Billion
Shown in 1920.
Corn Leads the List With 1852 ,0OO,-
00o-Ten Crops Snow Gain in
Value, Oranges Leading.

Washington.-The value of farm
crops of 1920 and of the farm ami
NAL produ2ts and animals sold and
slaughtered, as finally determined by
the bureau of crop estimates, United
States Department of Agriculture, is
S19, $4,000, 900 or S5,105, 100000 below
the total of 1919. The drop is almost
entirely confined to crops, among
which the chief declines in value are ::
Corn, S1.662, 100000; cotton lint and
seed, 81 ,3O0,OO0,000; wheat, SS54,000,-
600; hay, tame and Wild, 1926, 100000 ;
tobacco, S24SOO0,000; and oats, &c.,
100000.
On the other hand, as many as ten
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
THE ROMANCE, OF WORDS
JOB"

TINE connection between JOB, .
l. the Biblical personifica-
ton of patience, and the word
Job" commonly applied to a
piece of work, is cleverly worked
out by SOuthey in, his book
THE Doctor"
"a job in the working or op-
erative sense is evidently some
thing which it requires patience
to perform, In the physical or
moral sense, as when, for ex-
ample, in the language of the
vulgar, personal hurt or mis-
fortune is called a bad job 1t
is something which requires pa
thence on the part of the public
to endure-and In all these
senses the word may be traced
TO Job, who is the proverbial ex-
ehplar Of this virtue"
Sheridan, whose definitions
are always as amusing as they
are direct, states that when
ever any emOlument, profit. sal
airy or honor is conferred on any
person not deserving it, that is
job" From which It would
appear that it is not the Job
holder that emulates the pa
thence of Job. but the public.
(Copyright)
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Spain to Reward Mothers.

Madrid.-Most of the Spanish prov
inces are organizing fetes for the in
auguration Of "Mothers' day." fea-
ture of which will be the awarding Of
prizes to conspiciousy meritorifaS
mothers. The government and the 10
cal authorities are providing funds TO
organize and promote the movement
which aims at the encouragement OF
large families.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Flo Ice Cream Junket.

Make junket custard with a quart
of warm milk, a cupful Of cream
can of condensed milk, one Tablespoons
full of vanilla, a half cupful of sugar
and one crushed junket tablet dls-
solved in a tablespoonful of cold wa
ter Let stand in a warm place until
iellied; cool and freeze. When part
Iy frozen add one-half pound Of hgS
cooked, chopped nad mixed with one
half cupful OF sugar and three table
spoonfuls of orange juice. Finish
freezing.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Police Work
Made Science

study, where every effort is made to
use the latest and most modern meth
DDS in preventing and combating
crime, and where there is an unusual
ly friendly relation between the police
and the general public. are some of
the distinguishing features of the pO-
lice department of Berkeley, Cal. This
city. in which is located the University
of California, the largest student body
In the world. has perfected a system
OF policing regarded by experts to be
nearly perfect.
Proud Of Police.
Pride In the work of it's police is the
boast of every citizen of this Cali
fornia city. In forwarding the eff
cheney of the department every pO-
liceman is provided with an autOmo-
bile, that is a combination police ma
chine, ambulance and fire apparatus.
Each patrolman Is qualified as a first
aid man.
Through the use of signal lights and
police horns, this department of 81
men, handling a population of 10000
persons, covering an area of nine
square miles, patrols every street and
section of the city, day and night. No
man patrOlling a heat is at any time
more than a minute away from com
munication with the station. and the
entire force could be concentrated nj
the extreme limits of the city WITHIN
/ five minutes.
Begears Are Barred.
Through the method applied by the
notice department and the ordinances
nossed by The city. beggars have beer
barred from the municipality and The
soliciting of aims by the fake cripple
has been virtually eradicated. Gam
hing has been reduced TO minimum
One feature that has attracted un
usual attention TO the department Il
the mapping of crimes. BY PHI
with colored beads, which ind
cate the nature of the offense, tn
location is marked on the map. Thi
quickly indicates where the most seri
Ous crimes are committed. A genera
map shows all the complaints. An
other shows the bad boys of the CON
munity. Still another shows the hour
of the day on which crimes are con
mitted.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Eye

and dark circles under the q.
are a common symptom of n
manly disorders. No use try4
to cover them up with lotlf
and powders. Go to the root
the trouble in the system IT'S
Take DR.. Pierce's Favorite 4
scription, the woman's tonic
strengthener. This medicine
real beautifer. for it helpsf
establish sound, vigorous heal
and a healthy woman is the n
attractive thing in the world; I
your beauty is lost, Favorlte I
scription will help restore,
Send 1Oc to DR.. Pierce, lnvalf
Hotel, Buffalo, n. Y, for q
package of Tablets.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19

typical matchmaker of the country.
Where the women have a chance to
prove themselves they are making
good. They will get more chances and
it seems likely that they will continue
to make good. There is a real future
for the ambitious woman in the indus
tries of the country today!
tcopyright)
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Have You Seen Anything
of a Lost Indian Tribe?

Washington, u. C.-Ilas any
body seen anything lately of the
MOntauk indianSE At last ac-
counts they were living on Long
Island, bua they seem to have
drifted away and now the gov
eminent is asked to pick up the
trail. Chairman Snyder of the
house Indian committee, intro
duced a resolution~to direct the
secretary of the interior to in
vestigate and report.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Fla Ice Cream.

Scaid one quart of milk, mix three
teaspoonfuls of cornstarch with III
tle cold milk. and stir into the not
milk: continue 10 stir until the mix
ture, thickens. then cover and cool
fifteen minutes. stirring occasionally.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Chocolate Butter Icinq.

Beat one-half cupful of butter to
cream. Add gradually one-half cupful
of honey. one cupful of cOnfectioner's
sugar and two ounces of chocolate
melted over hot water.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19

81 wonder whether people will ever iql-
iy realize that happiness Is noJ 10 ..
sought after as an ultimate end, blt M
IL should come into one 5 ne as t tI,.,,
hui not the less welcomed nor unche!-
ished."
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
FOOD FOR THE FAMILY.

A FROZEN dessert is always a vel
IA come one, which if not TOO rl'h
may be enjoyed even by the little peo-
pie.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Rather.

THAT man works by fits and star3
Fits and stops, l should say"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
Every Policeman in California
University Town Is an Expert
in Some Line.
SEEKS TO PREVENT CRIME
Each Patrolman in Berkeley Has Mo-
tor Car-Entire Force Could Be
Concentrated in One Place in
Five Minutes.

Berkeley, Cal.-POlicing a city cs
science, where every policeman is more
or less a specialist in some line, where
the prevention of crime is made a
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19

How we all do love to crush vani
and there is a vanity in that.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
a Bit of Frost.

Mable-Did Percy propose to you
iOwery language?
Martha-Yes, but l nipped 1t In .
oud.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-02-19
80 OUT OF 100

Of the winter ailments such as C0usf
Colds, spasmodic Group, or soren1
anywhere, may be quickly relieved
vacher-Balm. Ask your drugg
Avoid imitatiOns.-Adv.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
Tiez honorar.

. - q. b. r F.
S1sed Vrabec bel zalovany, ze u
kradol zlate okuliare. Poziadal te-
dy chyrneho sadvokata, ably no.
pred sldons s,branil.e "A advokato-
sej vyrecnosti skutocne sa poda-
rilo osvobodit' obzalovaneho. -
10 kratky cas- dostal tento ucet I:
Ia obranu pred sidom Is ko-
run" Hned' ma druhy den dosta-
vii So Vrabec do bytu advokatov-
no a poyedal mu Ismevom: Pan
advokat, penazi nemam, ale pri-
Unite tieto zlate okuliare miesto
honoraru.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
vitana sldzka.

K domacemu panovi pride do
sluzby nova sldxka on jej po.
vie: s'Ako je to, ze "a tri mesiace
ides az do stvrtej sluzby?''
Sl1zka: "To je preto, ze nest a
stnou nahodou do mcsiaca zomre-
la kazda domaca pani, II ktorej
som slnzila!'
Pan k zene: ely, stara, TITO 81
teda vezmeme!'
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
Detslta hrozba.

"Mamka, ak mi MEDIATE hned a.
spon desat' orechov, pojdem Won
a prestydnem. wy m apotom mu-
site opatrovat doktora platit'
a to bude Wac, ako tVch par ore
chow -
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
otec a syn jednej mysle.

Otec tresce trstenicou neposlus-
neho syna a hovori mu: Myslis,
ze ma to test, ked' ia muslin tak-
to trestat'f
syns placom :''Ani nina to me-
tesi!'
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
Ma mena.

Otec (blahozela ma mena svoj-
mu 4-rocnemu synovi): TAX, tax,
Fedorko, mech ia Pan Bob zivi!
Maly Fedor. Ale, otecko, versik
81 sa nenaucil?
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09

sudca: Clovece, ia sidim elm
d'alej, tyfh ufeitejsie, Se ate w uz
havzdy ztratenf!
Tulak: A, to sa mJiite, pane
s,ldcal rtvidite, ze ma policajti n.
Sc nAjdn!
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
Neklajte!

"Pan oficier'', povedal jeden 5
rocny chlapec istemu poruefkovi,
ktory prave svojich regrdtov ma
still tou najdiyokejsou kliatbou.
"pan officer, a tn chytil poru-
cika "a krydlo kabata, neklajte,
lebo naucia sa tax al vojacl!'
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09

Pust 4 Acnl Prekiiatyl
Me. Nepustiin!
"A % ia do tohoi Tyka 50
tn tof Pnst'l
OdstIpte Cd ohradv. Driev
nepustim
Ale ia ia chytim skocime
spolu. in Ii ukazem!
Me. Chcem vam len pove-
dat nieco. Pocujtel Umienii ste
81 rozhodnc, ze sa utopite!
Me. Len TAX! Chcem 81 Ia
Dlavat''. Ha-ha! ST zbytoene sta
rostlivy. A teraz uz pred, lebo
lined skocim!
Dobre! A neboli by ste ma
tol'ko dobry len zaitra sa utopit ?
D'akujeml Hladujem uz tri
dni. Nam sa i stvrty den hladom
trapit'e
Pocujte! Jestli chcete, uza-
vreme spolu znamenity obchod.
Nemate AIDA zenu, alebo rodinu :?
Mate?
HIN! Malo oni maju II nina
radosti.
TAX teda Kcd ste sa uz roz
hodli umriet' preco by ste ne
pamohli zene a Diet 'ome Oddajte
sa mi do zajtra potion sa mozte
desat raz utopit !! Jestli prime
te moju radu, moze vasa zena do
stat aspon tisic. rublov...
Ochranca boil plny, cervenolici
mE bystrymi pohybmi preni-
kavym hlasom. Chudy, az davno
neholeny samovrah, obleceny Y
sedivom, obnosenom kabate, kto-
rJ sa ovieval ma nom, ako ma stra-
sidle v maku, pozrel zamraceno ma
svojho ochrancu, pohladil rukou
operadlo mostu a zamrmlal: "A
co chcete so mnou!"
PoG1vajte! - zavolal vesele
objemny pan, zajakajdc sa cd a.
kehosi vnItorneho pohnutia. -
Co chcem vami tn mate desat'
rnblov v zlate. Pojdeme spolu do
najblizsieho hostinca, kde sa bu-
dete m6et' do chuti najest'. Pri
p6hariku sa potion porozpravame
Me zly navrh, co? Teda, ako uei-
nifes Ra 4g,
A nebudete ma tam otravo-
vat vseliiakymi recami, ably ste
ma odviedli od lmyslu? Ak ma
len preto violate - vravim vam
nteeiem a pridem Ease sem. u
som 81 tax umienil!
A chudou, kostnatou past 'ou
income udrel ma operadlc.
Ale co myslite? ia vas v6-
bee nechcem odhoyorit' cd vasho
imyslu Len to chcem, aby ste a.
spon den pockali. A ked' ste, axe
vravite, tri dni nejedli, nebude a.
zda taxa chyba, ked 81 zajete XII
sok masa. lebo prazenieku, alebe
kotletky so zemiakmi, ma cervent
nprazenymi, potion nejake kola
eiky, cukrovinky a napokon po'
har dobreho piva alebo vina.
Zbiedneny samovrah pohladi
81 neoholenii tvar.
Ako ze! Viete dopre rozpra
vat. Pod me teda.
Tu mate! lie nuzite! Tu j,
sunka, ryba, kaviar. A ia buden
"a ten cas- rozpravat'. Budete m;
poedvat'?
- HIM..
Vyborne! ia tax mienim, .
kazdy skutok, ak no clovek dobr'
uv&zi, donesie casom poriadny &
zitok. Vo vasom pripade SINE ira
ia zainteresovani: w, vasa zen
a ja. Poviem vam, com zaleS
vas zaujemf Umrete pokojnyn
svedomfm, ze je vasa zena zao
patrena, ze ste neutratili ma dar
mo ziyot, ze umierajnc doniesli st
st'astia milovanej bytnosti. A {
yasa zenai Dostane tisic, ale {
By, dive tisic rublov. A nemusf az
krisom slamy prelozit'! Teraz $
iste spytate, ze aky 1zitok budet
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
Ifsdd inaliarnni.

a: ia som yam raz II toci vy-
mel oval ma zemi pndilar ale
tax verne, ze So rano l'udia sko-
70 potrhali pref |!
B: HIM, ia som Ease nakreslil
ma kamen kost' q pes no zozral do.
polovice, kym poznal svoj ontyl.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
Celkorn vsrne.

Bohaty masiar dial SO maliarovi
odmal 'ovat'. ] riekne mu: "Obraz
mi je este dost' podobny, len ma
Fayom boku musite to Wac vydut'
Tam nosim totiz pudilar peniaz-
NIL"
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09

Napisal: Arkadij Assf6snlo.

IN AN04VcHN.
sA.sasl .aslas ! 4.--.s
|po vas. Pteso BY SINE nfave vain
ponukAli, 10 ii safni m5zeme
what y" Ale ia vain odpovieih
"A kde w, nremili, mate kapital'
A kde mate pfostriedky k fihan.
covani,i podnikovf We'd bez pc
iiazf j TAX mic nevykonate!'
- Aha! - nhadol samoyrah
obhrysajnc cnergicky svillskti
kost'. w ma teda chcetc ase-
knrovat's
Tucny pan len ze nczvyskol Cd
radosti.
Tedaf Pravdaze! Ovsem! u
waite len! X smrti ste sa az eel
kom r0zhodli, neztratite teda nj
soho. Vasa zena dostane peniaze
a vsetci budii spokojni. Povedzte
teda, m6zete nieco namietnut' Z
Aleved' odpovedajte!
HIM.. namietnut nem0zem
mic! - odpovcdal tupo samovrah
Wee je jasna. Ale. 60 potom,
jestli budem pozadovat', ably ste
mojej zene dali polovicu zisku,
teda patnast' tisic r'1blov? Go po-
tom9
Jestli sa tohoto budete pri.
, drziavat', poviem YAM jednodu.
cho. ably ste 81 hl'adali druheho
Ma to v6bec nepristanem!! Com do.
brlm financieron!
Asekurant sa zamyslel, potom
pobubnujuc po stole prstami po.
kracoval:
Je to veru urazlive! Sotva
som ho z vody vytiahol a az sa
zacina jednat'. Povedzte: nakol'.
ko ste sa zmenili "a tlto hodinu
Go sa staloe Jcdine OF, re by vaSa
zena bola hladom umrela a tera2
bez prace zarobi dive tisi" rublov
Ci je ME pravda9
A viete Wy, re by moja zena
ami neprijala peniaze, keby vede.
la nasej smluve? - ponzame
nal samovrah hl'adiac ponad ta-
nier ma spolocnika.
- Preco? Pre- Boha preeo?
| Preto, ze ma miluje! Keby
ste jej ponlikli vol'bu medzi mnou
biednym vyhnanym, ktory SON
pod policajnym dozorom, a medz
hrbou zlata, stavim sa, a je to i.
ste - ha-ha-ha, re by 81 vyvolils
nina.
| = Ale ked' sa utopite, vasa ze
/ ma 81 nebude mat com vybe
rat! - odvetil asekurant.
Ale we'd by ju to usmrtilo
chuderu, keby sa dozvedela, 4
som sa utopil, - zaseptal nezn'
samovrah, utieraj1c 81 ruenikon
zamastene dsta nevdojak vysko
ciysiu slzu ma oku.
- A ste i pred hodinkou pc
mysleli ma tos spytal sa posme
sne podnikatel'.
! - Pred hodinkou som len jed
mo citil - hlad. A pri blade j
t'azko premysl at. Ale ked' $
clovek nasyti, stava sa lepsim
pocfna rozmysl'at al 0 svojic
bliznych.
Tuena tvar ochrancova podbeh
la krvou.
/ Ach, diabol! zavolal pre-
l'aknnty. Hadam ste 81 to le
nerozmysleli?
Samovrah sklonil hls-u :. zam
slel sa.
To jest nie... vec je TAXA, Z
|t'azko j rozmysl'at'. Co ze 50 zm
milo odvtedy, ako ste ma odtiah
cd operadla ma mostef Mic via
len toll lko, ze som sa nasytil, a y
vacku mann este niekol'ko zlatn
kov.
- Ovsem, ovsem, potvrd
podnikatel'. - To je vsetko pra'
da, "A zajtra budete Ease hladl
: a ked' za6nete ma novo jest me-
stane vam vo vrecku ami halter
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
0'l'tbens jedlo.

Otec: Janko, ktore jedlo mas
najradsejf
Janko ia nam najradsej hrach
lebo ked' sa hrachu najem, vzdy
mi je zle, a vtedy nejdem do sko-
".
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09

Fotografista: Chccte mat celH
postavu a q len poprsie?
Dedincan: No, ,snad nepojdem
S nohami K inemn fotografistovi!
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
Potres;tany.

: Sudca: Boil ste " trestanyg
Obzalovany: SOM zenaty. Inae
ME!
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09

Netayslim,

trebit ma ptiklad, odidem do dtu
hsho rnesta q chytim 50 do pface.
Hldpostil Nesmysel! Kde
tam dostanete prAcag vsetko je
pfeplnene. Robothikov al nasbytl
TO mic nerobf! ,Jestli je pan
dobry clovek, este vzdy prime. "A
ia som vel 'kym dravcom Y praci.
Ach, vel 'kyml
Vsetko jedno, ked ste az
raz pod policainym dozorom, yer
te mi, dnes zajtra sa Ease najdete
ma nlici a budetc ma novo hlado-'
vat, Il je ME pravdas
Precos Budem skromne lit.
Pre- rodinn! Policia 81 ma ami ne
vsimne. Nashromazdim dnkati-
kov. Victe Wy, ze taky clovek, a.
ko ja, moze 81 vyrobit ! i sto rub
l'ov. TAX je! Polovicu mozem
strovit' polovicu 81 odlozim. Ze-
ne khpim masinu, bude Sit a
hned' bnde o dve-tri desiatocky
Wac dochodku. A ked chlapec do
rastie ma teraz pat rokov -
ak Bob da. poslem no do gymna-
zia, ably nebol horst Cd druhych.
A potion pravda i ma univerzitn!
Ak nebudemc mat odkial', po-
m6ze 81 hodinami. TAX je!
Ha-hat Mozete cakatl Po-
zname my tie studentske kondi-
Gle. Ami ma cizmy nestaci!
Preco? On je uz teraz bystry
suhaj. Pomoze 81 a napokon bu-
de doktorom alebo inspektorom.
Me Nebude !! Nebude inspek-
torom! To je, bracek, nielen tax
l'ahko!
- Preco?
= Preco? Daj sem tych desat
rublov ukazem ii, preco! Len
pozrime nanho! Najprv sa chce si-
lou-moeou utopit' a potion sa "a
miesa medzi otcov-inSpektorov.
Sem peniaze!
Chudy muz sd poskrabal "a IL
chom, zamyslel sa, potion siahol
rukou do vacku a vytiahol desat'
rubl 'ov.
- Berte 81! ia sd nejako zao-
bidem bez Mich.
TAX! Ma to som ozaj zveda-
| w. A akoze to chces teraz?
Nejako len pojde! Pojdem
hoci "a nadennika do garaze a bu-
dem cistit motory. Rozumiem sa
do toho! Nejako sa prebijem, u
sporim 81 i ma cestu a opatrim 81
slusnf pracu. Nuz muslin i to zk1
sit!
Cert ia Ger! - volal ochran
ca a tlkol od zlosti past ami ma
Fstol. - TAX ty teda holubok syna
inspektora! Certa inspektora
Chod' sa utopit'! 4 poistit' sa ne
dam, ably tvoja zena hladom zhy.
nula!
= Preco by hladom umieralai
- poznamenal dobrodusne samo.
vrah. - Da Bob, re sa pretltieme
Pretlcies sa... Vsetci cert
ma k tebe doviedli!
"Podnikatel'' pozrel namrze.
my ma rozziarenn tvar vyhudnu
4 teho robotnika rozpraval, chtiat
no elm Wac rozhneyat
Zbytocne som sa namahal
/ ked' 81 stal pri operad'e. Jednak;
! by 81 nebol skoGil.
4 Me, boil by skocil, namiet
null samovrah. Prisaham, ze b,
boil skocil!
4 - Ach, diabol! - zareval pod
4 nikatel' nenavist 'ou. - TAX te
da preco nechces terazs
Ale mono, ze sa pretleiem
Povedam IT,, ze So nepretl
cies! Radsej sa ntop, ty podliak
Domrzel 81 ma uz.
Preco nadavate9 Nem0zer
predsa "a to, ze sa mi teraz obja
vily ake-take nadeje!
Na-a-de-jei Teda! teda!... 4
ma moste 81 nemal nadejei A pre-
~ -&srssa.s r.
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z liek&rskej zkdsky.

Professor: Ma GO sa musftesv pr
vom rade dotazoyat' II pacientas
Posluchac: Ma jeho majetkove
pomery.,
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1921-12-09
Pysny.

Tulak zandarovi, ktory ho chy-
| til a ide odviest 'Nieze tax hur-
toyne, pan zandar! A mech su ME
| talk pysny. Ved' sa clovek len
hanbit' musi, ked' idle vami!