The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-15
8 VS. "BUG S"
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Lot of Folks at Annie s
Party-A Lot of Fur
Overcoats Are Hang
ing on Strange
Hooks Today.

NEW YORK. Jan. ia couple
OF the neighbours children busted
into society last night when Mr..
Leonard, Of the Harlem Riverside
Drive. met Mr.. Mitchell, Of Mil
waukee, now a famous watering
place, but once renowned for the
righteousness of it's foam per
capita.
After spending the weekend in
the 400, Bonnie and Richie will re-
sumo the sordid threads of their
lives at the point where they were
shattered by a delapidated purse
of 10000 milled edge buttons. 1t
was a very mixed evening. First,
a couple Of social climbers put on
a six-round tableau while the
bored Summers in the thousand
dollar seats lowered their lorg-
nettes to a tolerant half mast.
Then a couple more society up
starts slugged each other formally
without dulling the edge of the
dowager's razor-like eyebrows or
melting the wax on the cotillon
leaders mustaches. But society
was parked there to see their new
proteges. Ben and Richie, and had
left a call for 10 o'clock.
When the two Queensberry kew
pies softshoed their way into the
pavilion, society cut loose with
three rousing yawns.
IT IS FOR FRANCE.
at was all for France" thought
Leonard as he took one on the chin.
They shall not pass" chirped
Richie, as he stopped eleven rights
with one face.
"Cest la guerre," remarked Ben
ME, breathing heavily through his
ears, as a glove blockaded his nose.
"A chaQue oiseau son mid est
beau" Richie remarked to his i'm
ported valet as he staggered to his
corner between rounds. To each
bird OF the air its own nest, is fair,
ne translated freely.
The affffaire d'honneur becomes
ardente. Comrade Leonard endeav-
ors to knock his compagnon de
voyage for a round trip. But, bon
chat, bon rat. Good cat. Good rat.
They are we'll matched. Citizen
Mitchell's attempt to slap Cit Leon
ard fleur de terre is met by Ben
ME is bras ouverts. With open
arms.
"A bis du blanc thinks Richie,
81 will win by the hook or the
crook"
Cuckoo lie boiledhard." murmurs
Bonnie to the referee de la oscking
tournament, This is one tough
bird"
THE WEBER GRABS ONE.
Society has a new toy. The thump-
ing mannikins. Enuni is an awful
thing. Aux grands maux lie grands
remedies. Desperate Illnesses re-
quire desperate cures. Riverside
Drive has the edge on the Prince of
Wales, who was photographed
shaking the mitt of Bombardier
Wells. over here, we can shake the
hands of winners.
1t was all for France, but the
Bronx and Milwaukee grabbed a
little syrup with their wheatcakes
It's good thing for New York box
ing to have the limousine riders in
terested in IL. or course, it was
all for France, but we're willing to
stage boxing shows for Mexico,
England or any other country that
would like to be devastated
Don't overlook the fact that Bill
Halligan was perchcd on the bench
right between the Morgans and the
Nanderbilts. Bill sails for the Lon
don concert halls tomorrow, and he
can chirp the King all about the So
cicty doings in the rolls and coffee
belt incidentally, Wceper Sheri-
dan got very friendly with Vine,
Astor. The Wecper is wearing
Nincc's overcoat right now.