The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-01-15

ANSWERING the query propounded by "P
e. SIR NJ" in the caption OF her Tor should
We say "their') verses, we must reply in the
negative. Obviously, it is fare. "rhe rest OF
the alphabet" she Tor they adds, will be fur
nished by request" We should welcome its
being furnished this Obelisk Of Omniscience
provided the letters were attractively arranged.
Yes, Yea Ada; We Recall You Perfectly.
(From . letter in the Port Byron Glohe).
wonder how many Of the readers re-
member Ada Allen that lived in Port
Byron over twenty years ago? This is
her that is writing this letter now. l
have been out here almost eighteen years
and like II nne so far but would like to
come back and see my old home town
again.
THE Chitribune calls him the Gear Of
baseball and now the Freeport Journal Stand
ard headlines: Judge Lands Absolute Kaiser
Of Baseballdom." Considering what happened
to Nicky and Willie the judge probably doesn't
consider their choice OF titles happy one.
How Far THIS Little Candle Throws
HIS Beams!
Bushnell Corr, Galesburg Republican
Regster).
l WAS asked by a gentleman who is
In q pretty high position in our city, as
to when the times would change for the
better, / expressed myself the same as
did in the Republican-Register q day
or two since, that there must be read.
tustment ON an equal basis before times
will be better, and il all will look the
matter up they will see that one must
assist the other in order TO have normal
times.
ENCLOSING an I'd clipped from the Joliet
Herald-News-'While Ivory Articles "a Or
10 ~ vuA non thn Of
White Well, at what weight does White
enter the ring?
THE following has probably Travelled sew
eral times across these United, more or less,
States. relayed by various journals. Still, you
may not have seen it-and you SHOULDN'T miss it !:
An oriental paper having an English
section printed the following notice:
THE news Of English we tell the lat
est. Writ In perfectly style and most
earliest. Do murder commit, We hear
Of and tell it. Do a mighty chief die, We
publish it and in border somber. Staff
has each one been colleged and write like
the Kipling and the Dickens. We circle
every town and extortionate not for ad-
vertising."
Whispers.
E. w. L-Glad to hear from you Burns
was right. Of course; but few of us see the
light. Shoot an alligator for US. will you?
E.W. S-Sorry to miss you. II we're at
fault We apologize
E. F-"What's the matter! what's the
matter! What's the mstter!'
THE time approaches, declare, Nv Ford's
publication. when every man will b forcsd to
take his stand BY the prinpies to which he
belongs" Henry ought to stand By tie proof
reader. Still it might have bsen worse Fin
stance, "pimples."
Well Anyway, There Was Q Raid.
lFrom the Davenport Democracy.
A sensation was caused when the
raiding Of the home of Ralph Rollins.
president, Des Moines Hosiery Mills. and
prominent socially. was 1idsd Monday
night.
WE have remarked our merchandise to 4
pre-war basis and while We do mot believe in
comparative prices AZ It Is misleading and Z
weapon used BY lot OF interruptions mer-
chants.-Ad In the Aledo Democrat.
And then he thought better of it and decided
to say NO more.
AT dance sponsored BY the Freeport
wonan's club good snappy music is assured :
II = 70 - supplied BY the pretsel orcnestr..
Tho assurance d well founded, for What Il
anappisr than Drstssl!
/ THERE are ten million bachelors in this
country.
you ~ q: " Aaassnt! RE xeo.