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BITTEN BY coPPERHEAD.
GIRL SAVES OWN LIFE

POrTSvILLE. Pa, July 23.--Pres-
ence of mind probably saved the life
Of Eleanor Coulson, daughter OF Mr..
and Mrs. Jonathan Coulston, of York
Farm. a suburb of this city. who was
bitten by copperhead snake on the
right hand yesterday morning.
She at once cut the wound and
sucked the poison out and then hur.
ried home, where prompt medical
treatment was secured. She will re-
cover,
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midway, With the object OF giving
them the ume OF their lives.
Lunches will be distributed. Tho
general committee. In charge OF Sam
uel Richard. with the aid Of numer-
GUS subcommittee, will be on hand
to care for the children. to feed them,
guard them from accident and a.
everything possible to make the day
one OF unalloyed pleasure for them.
Invitations to attend and witness the
festivities have been extended to both
President and Mrs. Harding.
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AUSTRIAN FlREMEN HELD
UP ON ITALIAN BORDER

VIENNA, July 23.-Frontier re-
strictions were carried to an extreme
when they prevented an Austrian
fire brigade from crossing the Italian
border to fight blaze.
Some buildings on the Italian side
OF the Bremen Pass railway station
caught fire, and the Austrian town
firemen turned out. italian gen
darmes demanded their viscs. and,
having none, they were forced to
watch the warehouses burn.
The Washington times., 1921-07-24
ASKS TOWER TO SETTLE
HIS FATHERS ESTATE

Francis II. Duehay yesterday made
application in the Probate Court for
letters of administration on the es-
tate Of his father. Alexander Due
hay, who died June last. leaving
no will. The estate comprises the
premises at 1915 Vermont avenue
northwest, valued at 10000, and per-
sonal property estimated at $500
The heirs include Francis II. and
William Duehay, sons, and three
grandchildren, Mabel E.. Lena and
Anna b. Heise, daughters of de-
ceased son, Charles r. Duehay
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Masons' Fete Continues.

The midsummer lawn fete and car
nival being conducted at Rhode Island
and Mill avenues northeast by mem
bers of the East Gate Lodge, f. and
A. M, and East Gate Chapter, Order
OF the Eastern Star. viii continue
through the coming week. other fra
ternal organizations Of the city will
DO invited to attend. Fourteen booths
in addition to the dancing pavilion of.
fer amusement
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WHETHER "COP" Is OFFICER
OR EMPLOYE, UP TO COURT

SAVANNAH. Ca, July 23.-wheth.
or policeman is a public officer or
an employee will be probably finally
settled by the supreme court of
Georgia. State Commissioner II. M.
Stanley has just decided Policeman
Harlow, who was killed by yeggmen.
was an employee, and that under the
Georgia workmen's compensation
law the city of Savannah must pay
his widow, Mrs. Mildred ID. Barlow,
$1,000. The city has announced it's
intention of carrying the case through
the courts, contending that a police
man Is public officer and not an
employee.
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women's Ia France make white
reigncloth canvas oxfords. with Goodyear
welt soles and canvas covered or white
enameled leather French heels, in sizes
limited to 5. MID-SUM- da1 Or
MER CLEARANCE at this sDl.CC
ridiculous price .....-.....
Mems, youths and boys better grade
high lace tennis sport shoes, with ankle
patches and trimmings. The kind that
will outwear two pairs Of
SUMMER CLEARANCH.. V~soO
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-22

WHEN papa steps nim-
w bly, by. letter box will
belch forth: Then
you'll remember me-" Pop
will stop, think, reach into
pocket for mammals letter.
Drop II into ash can. Eve
ming will close as peacefully
as II began.
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THEY'RE HUMAN
William AthertOn Du Puy-

Sergeant Frank Lanckton has for fifteen years
been personal orderly for General Pershing.
When the general campaigned in Mndanao.
subjugating the Mohammedan Moros, Lanckton
went with him. Later he toured the world with
his chief, went with him to Mexico and to France
During all those years this live. clean-cut SER
geant has slept in the quarters OF his chief, has
hacked his bag has sent his laundry to the wash.
During all the war It the proud boast OF
America that General Pershing was the nhesi
military figure in all the armies. His physicai
condition always seemed to be that OF man IN
the mink of training None can better explain
the cause of this than Sergeant Ldnckton' ana
day he outlined for me the program IN Oh eh
Lanckton said that all the time they were IN
France he and the general always got up at .
o'clock in the morning, nreTcisss Then the
general despite his near approach 10 sixty year
of age would go out for run OF itteen minutes
When he returned they would throw the medl-
cine hall for another half hour. This work was
10 at and the sergeant, who was thrty-three' must
needs be fit or his CHIEF would wear nun op low;
II o'clock, the general always took announcer IN
stallment Of setting-up exercises
When Edward H. Shaughnessy, the Assistant
Postmaster General. who handles railroad al
fairs for Mr.. Hayes. first went TO work as mes
senger boy delivering kilograms on the night shirt
On Chicago the business was so small that but
ten Youngsters were required after IL O'Clock.
That but twenty-five years ago, but after
midnight the cable cars were silenced and only
horse cars furnished transportation.
After young Shaughnessy had been carrying
r,es.a ges for about two years he found himself at
daybreak one morning talking to the train dis
hatcher down at the Chicago and Northwestern
pnnroad station This train dispatcher was try
,no IN get some information from a lonesome sta-
ton out on the line and the operator was so poor
~ his KEYS that he could not get his message
through. - -, .,.. ~.ors,"
,sted Shaughnessy ."I can pound the Keys
bettern that fena ,s
c.anobnessy did and hired on the spot.
Thus was his climb begun up through the
nosition Of dispatcher and tranmaster TO work OF
great responsibility ,
Copyright 1921.
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Stars and Stripes
Tho Bolsheviki have ordered everybody III
pr..;a to 20 to work but the BARRIERS.

Tho Bolsheviki have ordered everybody III
p,,.s;a To 20 to work but the BARRIERS.
u,r,.n will never make successful boot.
,eooers until the fashions change.
Lizzie McGurk
Hated to work,
SO she marceled her hair,
Bought short skirt
And tight shoes that hurt
And married a millionaire.
No. Maud. when Longfellow said "Give us
the man who sings at his work. he did not
mean the undertaken
Men don't say any more that women's place
is in the home. It's well enough to be brave,
but why foolhardy?
In the bright lexicon of present-day youth,
there's no such word as ale.
The Bolsheviks are not so much radicals
as radicals.
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MUSIC has soothing
Vl syrup to charm saw
ages. Mail boxes on
corners will contain melo-
deon attachment.
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EuiL TO Hin,
Who Thinks 1t
MYTH punctual regularity the
wv old furore over the inde-

w cency of female apparel
breaks out. 1t reappears as regu-
larly as any movable feast.
1t is never settled, for the simple
reason that it is continuous prob
lem, to be decided afresh by each
individual OF set.
For decency has nothing to do
with the amount nor selection OF
epidermis to be covered. Like Bos-
ton, it is state of mind.
The Women's Society at Buda-
pest the other day asked the Munich
pal Government to arrest women
who appeared on the streets wearing
skirts with the bottom more than
ten inches above the ground, and to
present the offenders in court on
charge of violating the sense of
shame"
1t was proposed that the police
carry measuring sticks with which
ITO determine accurately the distance
of the skirt from the ground, SO
that there should be no mistaken
arrests.
Regularly with the bathing sea-
Ison at Atlantic City the issue comes
up. Also at Coney Island, the Tidal
Basin and everywhere else where
ladies paddle in the water.
The great army of Regulators will
probably never fail. 1t shows no
isigns of diminishing at present. 1t
lis our real STANDING Army"
The truth which these apostles of
Ipurity cannot see is that Decency
lis as much a matter of intent as
Murder is. Nobody is guilty of in
|decency who does not want to be
indecent.
There is no such thing as Decency
per Sc.
A leg is quite as pure section of
the body as the ear or the wrist.
And what portion of the human
form it is decent to leave uncovered
lis absolutely matter of custom.
No sensible person argues about
such things. We obey convention
and nobody notices. If we disobey,
all the warning in the world cannot
|prevent us from shocking our neigh
'bors.
A woman will freely expose the
upper portion of her torso in De-
:cember in a box at the theater or
lat a dance of the most highly re-
spectacle kind; and she will care
fully conceal the lower portion.
In August, on the contrary, at the
bathing beach, the same impeccable
lady will cover up the upper part of
her body with bathing suit which
comes to the neck, and recklessly
expose her ankles land we trust our
language is sufficiently restrained)
All of which illustrates the say
ing of Pascal, that morality is diff
ferent beyond the Pyrenees. 1t is
also a matter of season.
That is to say, morality as mean
ing manners; but morality as a con-
dition of mind is the same every
where, Summer and Winter, and in
the hall or hut.
For true decency is simply
healthy -mindedness. And indecency
is Observation-Disclosures.
So that there is often more indie
.cency in the critic and censor than
among the care-free worldlings.
y There is no better summing up of
the matter, after all, than the
famous motto of the king who hand
ed the lady the garter she had drop
ped and said: "Honi soft qui NAL y
penSe." Evil to him who evil
thinks
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The March
of EUents
WE doubt that Lloyd George will
w be present at the Washing

De pIeSeut ~ lie VdSunS
Z" ton conference. By Novem-
Der, if the coercion of Ireland is re-
sumed, the British Premier will
have his hands full at home. New
ertheless, his anxiety that the con-
ference be held is evidently sincere
and earnest. His hope is that an
other League of Nations will emerge
from the conference, and he would
risk much for the opportunity to use
his persuasive and clever tongue in
the conference to further that con-
summation.
, Speaking to the House of Com
mons on Tuesday, Mr.. George said:
Whatever form the federation
may take 1 am sure that greed will
never again plunge the world into
a quagmire of Indebtedness.
The Premier is progressing in
thought. Three years ago it was
German militarism that had brought
woe to the world. Now it is greed
that is to blame. And since the
French bitterly declare that British
greed has swallowed all the enor-
nous spoils of the war, it is not un-
fair to ask Mr.. George, "Whose
greed is the world henceforth no
longer to feari"
Is it Mr.. Georges view that Eng
land has finally got enough' Is her
nav fulli Have Germany's fleets
and Germany's colonies and Ger
many's ocean commerce and Ger
many's money and Constantinople
and Persia and Mesopotamia and
broken Europe, dominated and d.
rected by England, proved too fat
meal for her digestion!
Because, if England really has had
enough of instigating wars and MAX
ing conquests, it would be hope
full evidence of her change of heart
if she would break off her sinister
alliance with Japan, let 20 her
bloody grip upon Ireland and dis
mantle the fortified naval bases
from which she menaces the peace
full commerce of the world at the
entrances Of the Mediterranean, at
the gateway Of China, at the north
ern extremities of both our Atlantic
and Pacific coasts, and at the At
lantic approach to our Panama
Canal.
Fine words butter no parsnips of
peace. Let us have deeds meet for
repentance, Mr.. George!
The Penrose bill is playing pos
sum. But it is neither dead nor
sleeping. The Pennsylvania Sena-
tor believes in the old formula of
addition, division and silence"
DE is gum-shoeing his way to-
ward the passage of his bill this
fall. His supreme effort will be
made when the disarmament confer.
ence is in session and the general at
mosphere of tickle me, tickle you,
together with the sentimental inter.
est in the presence of the heads of
the European governments, will all
lend strength to the genial PROPOSE
ton to let Mr.. Mellon arrange the
payment of the ten billions those
governments owe us without pain to
their feelings or any depletion of
their cash.
Nothing but unremitting vigi-
lance, untiring opposition and cease
less publicity can defeat this con-
spiracy to burden the American tax
payers, instead of the British,
French and other foreign taxpayers,
with this load of debt, which should
be honorably and promptly paid to
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Hays Good Advice

HAYS says we ought to have
less "Thou shalt not" and
more "Come on, let's CO." -
There's something mighty win
ming in this Will Hays. Everybody
likes him, and he's real force, too.
Runs like good engine, with no
fuss and noise, but just smooth &C
tion.
The advice he gives so briefly is
good advice. Half the trouble to-
day is psychological, and could be
overcome with a dose of cheerful
optimism.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-08-22
VIM Does q Man LOUe
TLUO Women?

BILLIONS of women will with intense interest and
wi also article by Madame Ferrero, wife OF the
AsA Italian historian, daughter Of Lombroso scientific
student and teacher The article Why Man Loves Two
Women" is published in HEARST'S MAGAZINE for
SEPTEMBER. Madame Ferrero discusses question that
puzzled historians and scientists for many day. To
her question "Why Man Loves Two Women" your
answer ofhand might be- He does not AS there
IS second there is NO LOVE-"
But Madame Ferrero is taking she finds them,
dealing with their queer ideas which include the idea
that it is impossible love two women or ten or more at
the time
King Solomon thought that he could love thousand
foolish, not wise, King Solomon.
OF a hundred masculine fools ninety nine imagine that
they not understood and that second woman will
supply the lack of understanding.
Iove is the great Observation-Disclosures tragedy
peoples lives Love something vastly different to man
Every woman knows the difference To men, love
SOMETHING To women it means EVERYTHING. For
if IT goes everything goes since the welfare of the chill
dren depends upon it's remaining.
MAN is quite capable of dying from love, of killing him
self or others because be cannot get because he loses tho
happy 1t always out Of despair having
her, or out of spite or vengeance
That may hurt some men IS feelings but it is true. Man
will often sacrifice his life to that of woman. 1t
means showing off and reaching for admiration usually
Occasionally, rarely it affection of which
women think and write, but rarely
Madame Ferrero thoroughly educated, scientifically
Analysing thinks part of the trouble is in the difference be
tween and women
s .5s I'll do. n
rsF a Gs 1 their sass II tts'ss' 1 n B i1
tendency Of human being imagine that others feel
love the way that he finds it. and woman magines that il
1 1e 2 s her. must be " the same way that she
We cannot hope much from mans That is
the warning Madame Ferrero gives to other
5 f 1 Unstable G springs paynS em his ssn s
brilliant and extremely ardent flame 1t ckers
and the thirst Enjoyment strongest within hm
weaker in later when this thirst
"A mans promises love cannot be counted His Lore
mens that not inspired by reason"
Lucky for the world past present and future, womans
idea of love and of the relationship between and
women is infinitely higher than that of men, A man
means well, but rarely stick to it.
we'll at the beginning, and all the way through if
will let her.
Madame Ferrero writes
"womans conception mental
n pTedO%nSte or At assompany physical the
ages the that is
and weapons at
of man."
| Madame Ferrero thinks that:
Because eonfue love- admiration and respect in
ds Sn great works art Te science the w S.n Worlds
intellectual created under the stimulus of womsn love
na S he to do Something ~orS whale he h on aS s
5s S Sa sn s % has given his money " worthy
There is everything in that statement Savages kill the
lion instead of running away they want do because
they want safety.
houo o1Iv nOo1 from tam o1 boir
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Mr.. 3. Baer
BANDMASTER GENERAL
HAYS.
Copyright, 1891. BY Star oompany

MUSIC with meal. Music
u1 with mail. Bandmas-
ter General Hays has
established monographs in
Washington postoffice.
Scratching of needle on
whirling dish spills sweet
music.
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Scratching of needle oa
whirling dish spills sweet
music.
TREAT idea. Ought to
" make Sousa our next
President. Have to send
our letter carriers abroad
to study. Rather embarras-
sing to have postman gal
lop forth with trombone
and blow fanfare of post
cards into your face.
WHEN augmented Orche'-
w ira of seventy musical
letter carriers rattle
their melodious way up the
street, neighbors will know
that you are getting gro
Gerry bill.
DAN MAS ST E r GEN
- ERAL HAYS is carom.
ing around Washington
with lavalliere of sleigh
bells around his slim neck.
Two-cent stamps will be
engraved with picture of G.
Washington playing mouth
organ, Lincoln attacking
either, Taft playing ear of
corn in boarding house
glee club.
DECIPES for home brew
~ will be accompanied by
barrel organ. Young
man will receive his love
letter to appropriate melody
of snare drum. When
strains of steam calliope
are sitting through rain
spout of bungalow, you are
hep that two cents are due
on letter.
TOMBINATION OF violon-
~ cello. glockenspiel. pic
colo. Is clue that cor
oner's jury Is duetting bar.
carole from Gray's Elegy in
Dead Letter Office.
NTON'T be necessary to
w open letter to find out
whether II contains
sour news or sweet. Letter
carriers harmony gang will
announce beforehand with
cadenza, dirge, capriccio.
Blue Danube means that
landlord has raised rent and
you are waltzing again.
MUSIC has soothing
NI syrup to charm saw
ages. Mail boxes on
corners will contain melo-
deon attachment.
WHEN papa steps nim-
w bly, by. letter box will
belch forth: Then
you'll remember me-" Pop
will stop, think, reach into
pocket for mammals letter.
Drop II into ash can. Eve
ming will close as peacefully
as II began.
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We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered U. s Patent Once
BY X. c. B.

dR. JOHN Golden. HE is going away.
ARE THE Gaisty AND YESTERDAY.
ASKED for seats
FOR THE closing
you ALREADY night;
A"0" AND SHOWED the
THAT YEARS ago. cash.
OUT ON the Coast. AMI ALL got
uuppr run WAS JUST smile.
goes down. AND WAS turned
HAD 70. friend.
~ ,crop AND want to be
'nere:
FRANK BACON b IN THE very first
name: row.
A COAST defender. FOR IF I'm not
HE CALLED himself. 1 HAVE an idea.
AND HE used to- WHEN FRANK
dream. looks down
rHERED COME FROM THE bril-
day.. liancy.
WHEN HE'D see his OF THE lighted
name; stage.
IN BRIGHT white AND INTO tn.
hghts, shadows.
BACK ON Broadway THAT LIE beyond.
AND TIME went on. AND I'M not there.
AND lost Frank WHEN HE goes
AND THEN at last. "''
,,, HE'LL SAY to
iEAHs ago. mother"
SAT near the end. "HE MUST hav.
OF FRANKS rain 0een SICK
bow. "OR HE'S broken his
AND SAW him come.
ON THE Gaiety stage. YIN BEEN arrested
ANN CIV ,,., "oR SOME such
AND "a" MN reach thing"
FOR HIS pot of gold. AND I ask you, John,
AND IT was there. WOULD YOU have
AND HIS dream =
came true. FOR JUST coupl.
AND IN week.
i THANK you.
HISTORIC SAYINGS NO. J.
I will never run for mayor of Jerusalem
HENRY FORD
Daylight is about all a lot of people CAN save
The world owes $500. 900. 900 900 and apparent.
y is willing to pay the 0.000, 0000 900.
-
The old-fashoned girl never went anywhere
when she didn't have any clothes to put on.
Even Chinaman, when he pops the question,
axes his queue from the lady.
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Madame Ferrero thinks that:


the works of science which the worlds
intellectual of
and its demands Because realizes that the surest
purposes has benefited humanity"
There everything in that statement Savages kill the
lion instead of running away they want do because
they want the savage lady to admire them than
they want safety.
Men have gradually changed from tangled hair big
iawed long oohed monstrosities to the half civilized
creatures they today because they wanted womans
admiration. They have improved also because they
put in womans the minute they born, to stay
in her arms her knees for the first three years. and
hanging her petcoat for the next six-hat helps to
civilize them.
Women and men both will read with intense interest
Madame Ferrero's analysis of men and women in
HEARST'S MAGAZINE for SEPTEMBER. And each will
answer in his her way the question: Why Man Loves
Two Women
This writer's is, HE DOES NOT love two women
If YOU ask, ''Why does monkey love two female
MONKEYS " the would be- because he is monkey
In there various monkeys locked up Serious
monkeys like goodness and therefore seek ONE kind Of
women The foolish lower type of monkey likes frivolty
and therefore seeks ANOTHER type of woman
When real men appear the surface of the earth,
Madame Ferrero will no longer ask her question.
For the present, such discussion ''Why Man Loves
Two Women" published in the SEPTEMBER number Of
HEARST'S MAGAZINE, is interesting to men and
women, especially, anything you will read in
many day.
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UTHEN augmented orches-
w ira of seventy musical
letter carriers rattle
their melodious way up the
street, neighbors will know
that you are getting gro
Gerry bill.
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The old-fashioned girl never went anywhere
when she didn't have any clothes to put on.
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historic SAYINGS NO. J.

The world owes $500. oO0, 900 900 and apparent
ly is willing to pay the 10000 100000.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-02-06
STATE SOCIlC? ?rY

( Thelma Wells. Helen GadJ. N41yl
Smith, Bernie" Gaddy. N,ssi- Nav.
rdN SpillCrs Dixie Uii,r. Truman
Smith. Joe Duwdy Aubrey Nrur,v
Dwight walker Joe N,tS, Nrluld
Curuutt, Donald I,Nie S,vitd pu,.
nor, August Hciu'r and VIII kc'.
After a brief ,isI' ut the huu,r uI
Mr. and Mtr charles ShputIt Ni'.
j. H. Adam ana sun have rrturn,d
Z tn their home at Ohmulrv"
Miss Anna Williams vHa iumc
FROM school AZ Kendall ,.ll.ra s,,.
crtl doya during th' pJV wee. un
account of illness
l.. NJ kccuor returned Iuusd.N
might tt'nm MyAlcst''. uprrr uv .,ul
d,uro' work in Mason, Vu,sflr
and Wednesday.
Miss Florence MrMouus Us i..p..
criuL ui,oiN from an uu,.ufiuu tur
appendicitis which she underwood .u
Tulsa hospital Bs, v,,t.
Tho ladies or the iid sot.... e.
Ndrd"d iu th" ucf .um uI tga tu. uu
excellent dinner served go tho ,NalI.
Thursday
Mir ". g. Bymnr ~ S.Irhpr
sp'nt several days durlur tn, week
IA this oity on business and pleasure
combined,
Nj j. II HaIl won. 600 Ernu,r
Frdav Tor hri"r visit Co trlpIi,"H.
N'sSrs. H.. NJ. Garland amt H. NJ.
M,Cart,r of Oklahoma civ sr,ut
Friday in Rrok"p Arrow took .ug
after business mattcts
-. I. HAYS NJ Oh Ct,. Pa s
spending Tho week. here lpu,Inr
after his recently purchased iu
forests in thc iIrokcn Arrow on
fields
Miss Minute 'urnutt cam" h,n,
from her school AZ lE"ryt aud .r,r'
the week lend holiday W'h hrr
parents.
The l.adirs' Aid aoclntv or tn,
Ndptis' church mot Wednesday,