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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
TELLS WHY ENGLAND
HELD UP INFORMATIO
OF SECRET TREAT TIES
DENMAN OF SHIPPING BOARD
CHARGES BALFOUR PLAYED
BEAUTIFUL GAME OF
DOUBLE-CR0SS

Washington, Jan. 1.-William Dem
man of san Francisco, first chairman
Of tho shipping board. declared today
in an open letter to members Of con-
grcss that the reason Arthur T. Bal
four. former British secretary Of st2tr
for foreign affairs. failed to disclose
to American government Officials The
existence Of secret treaties between
Great Britain and Japan, required
mo further explanation than his
quest for the four billions of dol
lars" which the United States loan
ed Great Britain early in the war.
Mr.. Denman said Mr.. Balfour az
ranged "for these monies" on May
7, when he was in this country ~
head OF the British war mission.
"IIls protestations OF deep friend
ship for the interest Of the United
states. wrote Mr.. Denman, filled our
press ana warned his auditors in the
halls Of congress and NJ the tables
where our hospitality was extended
to him. While he wos making them
the ink was scarcely dry on the last
Of the three notes constituting the
so called secret Shantung tre1tics.
which. from n naval standpoint, de-
stroyed the island Of Guam, probably
our most valuable base in the Pacific
Japan, our rival in the Pacific
was By agreement with Great Britain
confirmed in the possession Of the
Marienn group Of islands, Vhien
placed m unsuunolntahlc barrier be-
tween us and the North AsatIc co'iS'
and the japanese islands.
Great .Hritains price for this was
beyond control Of the islonds OF INC
south Pacific IN the event Of nos
,illtios to when such tends ioWnrd
Guam from the Philippines.
"It is obvious that Mr. HalfouI
owed to us the disclosure Of the c%
isteace of these agreements. Whi''
he did not require further cXplana
tions than his quest OF the four bill
lion Of dollars.
WIT will help liberal England to un
dcrstand tho growing nistrnst o
America toward her. to know tina
there was a deception, in addition L
suppression of the facts, at the TIM
the loan was negotiated
Mr.. Dcnman then charged that n
n conference between the Haitou
mission and himself, and Secretary
Lansing and Assistant Secretary Pol
Of the state Department, Mr.. Bal
four stated that "all the agreement
between the allies. affecting tho in
terests Of the United States. and gen
eral world shipping conditions woul'
be fully disclosed to the American
corfcrees." but TINT he had neVe
! ,.deenei his promise"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
However Receptions and
Other Items of Fashions
FOllies of Pre-War Days
Were in Evidence
MANICURING TENNIS
COURT FOR HARDING
CHANGES BEING MADE IN WHITE
HOUSE GROUNDS TO MEEf
TASTES OF THE INCOMING
CHIEF EXECUTIVE

Washington. Jan. 1.-The govern
ment machinery in Washington paused
tod y to gree, the incoming year.
Despite elimination Of the customary
Wni;e House reception due TO Prcsi-
don't Wilson'S illness other features
Of tho Now Years days observance in
Official relies promised restore mitch
ci he Colorfu'ncss &C the 'waI
years
Instead OF the customary reception
rendered thcm at the waite II .ls,,
members of the. diplomatic corps were
invited 10 a reception at the home Of
Acting Secretary Davis Of the STATE
department, who was delegated by the
president to act in his stead.
Besides informal receptions by otfec
cabinet officers, Secretaries Baicr
and Daniels arranged 10 hold "o2er
house" today TO receive New Year
calls from the public at large, az wei
as officers Of the army. navy ana
marine corps, and their families,
Although the house from hts de-
sire to speed UP work on appropria-
ton bills broke an age-old precedent
By remaining in session on the day
before New Year, both houses OF con
gress had lsil aside work today to
join in the observance. All govern
ment Departments began their New
Year holiday yesterday. when tsey
remained open only half \ day.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
ACCIDENT TALLY SHOT
TISHOMING CO Man IS
DEAD OF INJURIES

Charles AicSwnin, prominent ranch.
nan OF Tlshom'neo. died At about /
O'Clock yesterday morning rs tho re-
suit OF bullet wound accidentally self
inflicted.
McSW9in. during fcw hours Of
consciousness before ho passed away.
stated tina, I've had been walking to-
ward tho iorn on his ranch with 4
is calibrc revolver in his hands in
toI ding To KIN a chicken. lie s;umu,cd
over bundle ~ ba'lng wirc aal
he pistol was accidentally discharged.
he hullc. entering the stomach.
AIcSvain leaves n widow and n nuTl-
yer or cAi'Cren.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
SECRET TAHY COLBY LANDS
In B j EN- OS AIRES

Dueuos Aires, Jan. 1.-The Argpr-
tina coas. guard cruiser LiberIad.
bearing Secretary Colby and his party
crta'cd port this morning. accompanied
by q chartered steamer carrying
committee OF welcome sent out b.
tho American Society OF the River
Platte md another steamer with rcp-
rcsentativcs OF Argentine "comnlisslo1
racional de 10 JuveDt." and other
official parties.
Arriving at tho wharf, Mr.. Co!hy
was officially welcomed by the rsp-
rcsen,at.ves Of the president. the min
lstry OF foreign affairs, United Sta;cs
Ambassador Stimson and crowd of
Americans and Argentinians. lie was
escorted to his quarters whore the
scc'dsiry was received by Acting
Foreign Minister Torrolo, who pre-
sented him to President Iriyoyen, and
the members Of the cabinet. TM's eve-
ming ahore was reception In honor
OF MIR. Colby and hls party. organized
by tho American society Of he River
Platte, TO which members Of the
American colony and their friends
were invited. Tho official bancusa
to Mr.. Colby win take place Sunday
evening.
Many Of the busineH houses a
Bucnos Aires as we'll M the ships b
nc harbor were decorated with flaOD
cduy in honor Of aha American sec-.
retarys visit
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
GeLting Ready for Harding

Washington Jan. 1.-Cnanges abcu
the While House and grounds to meet
the wishes Of Presileut-elect Harding
already havo hccn started. the tennis
court in the rear OF tho executive mar
sion coming in for first attent on.
The worl: OF restoring the oouri
which has bctn in more or lcss d's
use Tor some gime past. was star,e
Ia compliance with an informal re-
quest to President Wilson from Sem
ator Harding, who. besides being n
golf fan Is known also to be devoted
to tennis.
George Christian, Senator Hard
ings secretary, in his recent meeting
here with Joseph p. Tumulty. secre--
tary to President Wilson. ls under-
stood to have turned from discussion
Of secretarial and executive affairs
long enough to convey the Informal
request from Senator Harding thar
The tennis courts might be fittel w
during the cold weather when condi-
tons were most favorable.
While the daughters of the prnsi-
dent, Miss Margaret Wilson and the
former Miss Eleanor Wilson, were ac-
customcd 10 frequently make use Of
the court. since their absence from
the White House and the Illness o.
ihd president, It has only been used
occasionally by Secretary OF War
Blkcr and Secretary Tumulty.
The coUr. becllne famous in Pres
ldont Foosevelts adm nistration when
a group OF mon were invited to play
there almos, rally with the president,
when Il became known as tho stem
mis- cabinet"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
Fly and Car rDuu,l

Enid, OKLA, Jan. i,--Curi Johnson,
IS years Old, arrested two weeks ngo,
ns ny alleged leader of a hoy's gang
was taken into custody - Guthrie
late yesterday. and recovery of n
motor car belonging TO s, u. Patrick
made. Johnson Ind boon released Il
his father pending commitment t.
tho Pauls Valley reform school. lie
disappeared about tho ,inc patrielks
car wns missed The boys father
who was notified and assisted IN thr
search. reported to sheriff DcwinE hC
had located the boy and the ear nj
Guthrie.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
CENTRE COLLEGE DOWNS
TEXAS UNIVERSITY 70
TUNE OF 63 TO SEVEN

Fort Worth, Texas, Jan. i.-Posort-
ing almost entirely TO straiglr foot
ball, Centre College today defeated
Texas Christian University GO 10 :.
Most OF tine gains were madc on an
orf-,acltlo play. the ball carrier cutting
back sharply after brushing around
tackle. Predictions that The local Clcv.
en- would bred, up Centres passing
ralnc were born nut. or twenty passes
at,eny5toi by McMilln ;hree, all short
efforts. were completed. two wcrc In
torccptcd and twice McNtillin vas
thrown before nc could toss tho bal.
r. G. u. evidently had buildcd its
hopes In breaking UP Centres over-
head attack and had no adequate de-
fense for the powerful sra ght at
tack thar Sioi1n sent against them.
7. G. L. scored first In the first
fcw minutes OF play McMillin launch
cd forward pass to Snoddy. Tho ball
struck In the end of his fingers
jackson caught II and with n clear
field before him. raced 30 yards for
the touchdown.
McMilin placed most of the buricn
OF the straight football on tho Other
men IN his backflcl1. &ut in IN.
final quarter. he flashed through the
first line. shook off four tackles In
mo secondary defense ana ran rs
yris for n touchdown.
Red Weaver, infolliblc goal kicker
of the centre tenn. won't into tho
glmc WITH ninety straight goals to
his credit. He emerged with ,us,
mc short ~ coveted 100. An his
oilorts werr square in the middle
II the goal pos.s
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
MI USK0GEE JUSTICE HOLDS
RECORD FOR TYING KNOTS

Muskorcc, Okla. Jan. l,--w +.
Miller, oklohoma's "marryln' Justice
OF the peace" broke all records In
1920 for tying nuptiol knots. accord
ing 10 his annual report newspaper
men uncarthcd today.
Judge Miller married 7ao couples
in Muskogre IN 1920 or an average
Of two n day.
Judge Miller fays that less thnn
one per cent OF thn marriage ccrc-
monies he performs ARE marked BY
ilvorcc suits.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
MINISTERIAL ALLIANCE
MAY HAND MUSK0GEE FINE
BUNCH OF BLUE LAWS

Muskogcc, Okla, Jan. Tho
Muskogee ministerial alliance will
demand closed Sunday law, It
was announced today.
Some disagreement had bccn re-
ported, but nj II recent meeting
the moro liberal group is report
cd to have carried its point not
TO ask for a law that prohibited
Sunday baseball and thcatcrs be-
tween 2 and O'Clock Sunday
afternoon. Sunday newspapers
may still be sold.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
Improve Baptist University

shawnee, OKLA, Jan. IA dorml-
tory for women TO cost over 100000
will bc erected hore ,hls spring by
tho Oklahoma Baptist University. nc
cordlng to nm announcement of rrcsl-
dent J. A. Tolman today. This will
make the third dormltory building
erected in three years at the Baptist
school.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
Here's Health To The Glad New Year. and Health the Great American
Spirit Which Will Make Nineteen Twenty-Five Year Unlimited Prosperity
PRESJDENr.ELECp Hs2DIEG
BEGINS NEW YEAR WITH
STRENUOUS DAYS WORK

Marion. Ohio. Jan. l,--Preai-
dent-elect Harding took only n
part holiday in observance OF ,h7
coiping Il the New Year, spend
ing much Of the day at his desk
NJ work on miscellaneous busl-
ness that has accumulated during
his almost cont'nuou confer
cnccs on the policies Of his adj
ministration. He arranged to
have his New years dinner at
home. with Mrs. Harding. and
several personal friends.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
Fifteen Rounds NJ Shnunos

Shawnee. Okla, Jan. 1.-Battlinr
peweo Martin OF Oklahoma City. will
,lrh, Battling Hunter OF Shawnee ten
rounds to a decision hero Jan. 10
according to nm announcement OF the
froman's fight committee today
These two llehtwelrhts fought here
recently. Martin getting the better
Of the 10.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02

After an exciting flight half way
across the American continent and
across the border into Mexico Clara
Smith, the woman whose lie story
reads like page stolen from n
French novel. surrendered to the Of
fcors. returned to Ardmore TO face n
Jury which will try her upon n charge
of murder In connection with the death
ol the iutc Jake l.. Harmon, Repuh-
,cnn national committeeman from
oklahoma. and multi-millionaire oil
man and railway builder and town
site promoter. citizen OF Arjmorc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02
COURT OF INQUIRY
CONDUCTED BEHIND
CLOSED DOORS ON
FRIDAY AFTERNOON

Jus, what tho court of inquiry dc
veoped in Friday afternoons proceed
lngs Is no: revealed to the general
public, but lie flct remains that in
forest was manifest by the large gath
erng Of Witnesses and the public OF
large.
What little Information could he
cleaned however was to the cffcr'
that certain people In tho oil fiells
were insisten, upon obtaining redress
from wrongs alleged TO exist, and that
the law he invoked 10 make certain
practices impossible.
Twelve Witnesses we're namcd in
the subpoenas Lhat were issued, ano
the testimony which was taken viii be
preserved for future action.
sheriff Buck Carrcst was admitted
to the seancc. and no doubt secured
evidence tho; will guide his future ac-
ion relative toward tho oil field dis
tr cts.
when seen after court of Inquiry
Sheriff. Carrot said thar h. could re-
veal nothing, but reiterated his sta u
mont that nc was seeking assistance
from any person IN Carter couGy )
who was able To furnish information
for the suppression OF crime. and thB
he would make good his pronise no.
to reveal the source of his lnformn-
lion.
Tho Witnesses named in the sub.
poonns and who testified Friday were
p. A. Shanor. A. NJ, iIop'er. y. c
Smith, ]. A. McCcc, q. W. Cham'
berlin. Q. c. Weaver, j. A. Shafts
tail. John Jacobs, +. W. Bucllin II
sutton, Leo Hudson, J.. n. Winnans
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02

Enid Okla. ian. l.--roy scouts to-
day are holding hor field day since
their organization has been complct.
cd hero. under the leadership OF
Thomas H., Nelson. Tests in scout
craft for first class scouts. as well
rs competition between the patrols
for trophies made up the program.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-01-02

Your active membership In The
Chamber of Commerce Is your ex.
prcsslou Of your love ior, and your
interest In Ardmorc.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14
MANY FROM CITY ATTEND
 BIG GAME

Furnishing as usual. a large per- centage of the football enthusiasts at the Yale bowl classic, the following were just a few of the many hun dreds from Bridgeport and vicinity. noted present when Yale finally won a big game on the home grounds.
 MT. and Mrs. w. H. Middlebrook. Southport; MT. and Mrs. Stiles E.. Goodsell, 169 Park place, with a party; Elliott DeF'orest, Norwalk; i; Attorney George F. Mara. 1115 Main street; Collector of Port James Mo- Govern, S19 East Main street; Fran cis J. Brennan, 50 Keeler avenues Attorney Lawrence Finklestone, 119 United States Commissioner Hugh Lavery, 1859 Noble avenue, with a party; MT. and Mrs. Stiles Middle brook. Laurel Beach; John F. Hurley, street; MT. and Mrs. W. B. Middle brook, Elliott road, Fairfield. with a party; MT. and Mrs. Fax Ludlow, S5S Windsor avenue. Stratford; William F. Ferris, city editor of the Norwalk Hour; Courtland Van Buren, Nor walk; Richard Howell, 1855 Elm street, Stratford; Al Jackson. Old o'Rourke. iess y North S avenue; pr. John H. Ffnnegan, 1116 Stratford avenue; Attorney Charles A. Hop WOOD, 11o state street, with @ party, Attorney Jacob B. Klein, S36 Fair field avenue; Attorney Maurice B. Resnick, 603 Wilmot avenue; Sheriff Simeon B. Pease and party; County Commissioners Frank E. Ballard and party; James Raw1ey, 1866 Main street; MT. and Mrs. William Camp bell, State street; Attorney John A. Cornell, 5S Manhattan avenue; Rob ert H. Donahue; Connie Lewis and party; Jack Kearney; MT. and Mrs. Frank Treadwen. Southport; Attor- ney George N. Finklestone. 5S Vine street; John A. Forsythe. Fairfield, with a party; Postmaster Charles F. Greene; Al Judge, Wood avenue; i; Miss Sue shannon, Frank street; Dr. and Mrs. George E. Thielcke and wife, Fairf1eld; R. E.. Randall and wife, Fairfield; Manager and Mrs. George Sherwood of the Blue Ribbon Garage company; George Meeker, F'airfield; Miss Betty Staples, Green field HMl; Miss Etta Brothwen, Fair field; Postmaster William Russell, Southport; Judge and Mrs. Perry, Southport; Rev. J. L. Snive1y and Mrs. Snfvely, of the Congregational church, Southport; J. Walter Perry and wife, Southport; MT. and Mrs. Fred Sergeant. Orange. N. J.. for merly of Bridgeport; Roger Minton, Southport; MT. and Mrs. William R Bull, Black Rock, and Mrs. John Meeker, Fairfield.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14
SENATOR WATSON ALL "HET UP" OVER
 TRAFFIC

Washington. Nov. fl. Senator Thomas E. Watson is all "het up'' over the scant consideration shown pedestrians by motorists tn the Dis trict.
 When Senator Mcclellan, of Ten nessee, was recently run down by an autom obile while cnossing a street, the outraged dignity of the Georgia Senator burst forth in the chamber of the Senate.
 T saw Senators jumping out of the way of those develish motorcycles and ether vehicles" vehemently shouted Watson, "and I saw a dog chasing a squirrel. There was no policeman around. Where are the police? Why don't they get outdoors and do some thing? These magnificent grounds should be eafe for people to walk about. This Capitol and the flag be- hind us should stand for sIle sanctity of life. if for anything. I ask the Dis- trict committee to afford Capitol Hill better police protection" he wrath fully concluded
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14
CATHOLIC WOMEN
 TO MEET IN
 HARTFORD SUNDAY

The first annual meeting of Q the Connecticut Council of Catholc Wo- men will be held in St. Peters hall in Hartford on next Sunday after noon, November goth. About fifty local women, including several dele gates from each of the Catholic wo- mems clubs and society in this city, are expected to attend.
 The Council was organized Novem- Der 20th, 1920. It is divided in eight groups, one for each county in the state and a chairman was appointed the governing officer for that county. Mrs. John McElroy of this city, was named executive for Fairfield county.
 A long program of events is now being planned for the coming meeting and among the most important mat ters will be the election of new of ficers for the ensuing year.
 Among the local women who have already signified their intentions of attending the Hartford gathering are: Miss Victoria Larmour, Mrs. Jane North, Mrs. Anna Sullivan, Mrs. John Lavey, Mrs. John McElroy, Mrs. M. J. Flanagan, Mrs. Simon Crehan and Miss Catherine Hassett.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14

Fairfield is soon to have a theatre which in size and appointments will surpass the best in many larger com munfties. It is to be erected at the corner of the Post Road and UnQuo- wa Road, diagonally across from the Fairfield Memorial Library, for Joseph 1. Flint, under plans prepared by A. c. s. Ziroli, who will also supervise the construction. The structure will also include eight stores, much need ed by the growing business of Fair field.
 ture will be along Colonial lines, and it is predicted that it will be the fore runner of similar business structures
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14
CHALLENGES ALL CoMERs

New York, Nov. 14.-Old Bill Lowney, whose life has been devoted to opening oysters. claims that when he split 100 of them in three min- utes, thre and one-quarter seconds not long ago he established a world record. He has challenged any and all cyst ermen to meet him in com petition with a barrel of bivalveS and a knife.
 Old Bi11 was born up Cape Cod way 63 years ago, and he knows the names and records of all the speedy oyster openers along the coast. He has two loves-oysters and the handles he makes for his knives. His hates are those who spoil the flavor of bivalves by dipping them in wa use sauces on them.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14

LET EVERYONE HELP celebrate. Let everyone one take advantage of this sea- sonal opportunity for Christmas pur- chasing. On small tables throughout the
 store will be found exceptional gifts at more exceptional prices. SOME AS LOW AS A DOLLAR. OTHERS LOWER,
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14
NEED FOR CHRISTIAN INFLUENCE IN
 COLLEGES

Columbus. Ohio, Nov. 14.-"One of the worst things that could happen to the universities of the Uni.ed States would be the withdrawal of the Chris tian influence" declared Dr, w. O.. Thompson, president of Ohio State University.
 Tt should be carried further, into the high schools as well.
 ''we cannot leave religion out of the lives of these young people at the very time when the purposes of life are being formed and decisions are being made
 Last year we had over 2.000 Meth odists in Ohio State. We had more than 1,400 Presbyterians. There are many schools of both these denomtna- tions with less students that that. The church cannot give them a four year vacation from church service and care.
 aThe State University represent the State. But it represents only the best ideals of the State, not the ~zarStn Rresidenh MhomDson said
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14

of like character, thus giving to Fair field business center in keeping with the traditions of the town.
 The entrance to the theatre will be on Unquowa road. Seats will be pro- vided for 1000 persons and the lighting, heating and ventilation sys- terns will be of the most modern type. Every possible protection from fire for patrons will be provided, and ample exit facilities are planned. Unusual care has been given to the selection of the seats, and the pattern selected Is the most comfortable that could be secured.
 MT. Flint will retain one of the stores for his office and the theatre will be under his personal supervi- sion.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14

Many ndeed are taking advantage Of the FIFTY-SIXTH ANNIVERSARY AND HOl are locating exactly what they want at e PRICES at this elaborate FIFTY SIXTH AN ADVERSARY AND HOLIDAY DISPLAY exenl- plify our fifty-six year old policy of
 BEST QUALITY GIFTS AT LOWEST PRICES. We always have always will anticipate price reductions. Our prices will always coincide with replacement levels, regardless of what ourselves pay for merchandise
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14
BADLY OFF FOR BREAD

BakIl, Nov. 1.-The Caucasus Is as badly off for bread as greater Rus sia, despite the wheat from Turkes- tan and the rice shipments from Per sia, but it still has plenty of tea and wine. The tea comes from the frn- perial plantations near Batum, on the Black Sea and the wine from the vineyards of Upper Georgia and those near here. The Tartars of this vicinity are forbidden wine by their religion, but they make a fine meal from honey and unfermented grape wine
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14
INTERNATIONAL POLICE

Paris, Nov. 14-M. Leullier, the new Prefect of Police, is understood to be working on a scheme for the creation of an international police. An international code of laws dealing with common law crimes would be required and an international police force to enforce 1t.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14
TOOK NINE PRIZES

London, Nov. 14.-At a recent ex- animation at Charing Cross Medical School; open on equal terms to men and women students, Miss Mary Joyce Ayrton, 23 years of age, took nine out of the IT prizes awarded
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-11-14
Relieves Headache

A little Musterole. rubbed on fore head and temples, will usually drive away headache. A clean, white oint- ment, made with oil of mustard, Mustero1e is a natural. remedy with none of the evil after-effects so often caused by internal medicine" Get Mustero1e at your drug store 35 & 65c., jars & tubes; hospital size $3.
 BETTER THAN A MUSTARD
 PLASTER
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