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The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1921-05-05
SOME LOGIC; LITTLE REASON
Examination Papers Turned in by
Youngsters Proved They Gave
Thought to Questions.

''Tell me all you know about CEN
taurs."
The response Of one boy to this
demand in a recent examination was
as follows:
"A centaur was ancient cavalry and
archery all in n piece. He could not
be Knocked out of his saddle because
he didn't have any. being the same
person as his horse. If he needed a
stable he did not need a tent, + do
q 9 know which,, and If he needed for
age he did not need rations. or IL he
needed rations he did not need for
age"
Evidently the youngster who gave
that reply was Of a military inclination,
and had thought out for himself the
advantages OF centaurs on the fighting
line. 1t was funny, but not . unin-
telligent. Less original, with only one
little slip indeed to mar it's accuracy.
is the version Of the schoolboy Of the
story of the Gorgons.
''The Gorgeous" he began confident
", "were three sisters that lived in
the islands Of the Hesperides, some
where in the Indian ocean. They had
long snakes for hair, tusks for teeth
and claws for nails, and they looked
like women, only more horrible"
It was q little Boston girl whose
definition of the minotaur has long
been remembered by the elder pupils
in the school that she attended:
1.-THE m%inotaur was a large bull
which lived on tributes in a laby-
rinth. He was mythical, ~carnivorous
and fond of young people,"
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Phoenix Built on Ruins.

BY far the most interesting remains
of the lost people of Arizona are their
network of canals which prevail
through all the valleys. The longest
Is the n tapping the ella river, and
which supplied with water the ancient
city, now marked with the one stand
ing building. This Is the Casa Grande,
about which so much has been written,
and which has excited much interest
among achaeologists in the last ten
years.
The volume of water taken out by
this. canal must have been immense,
for it supported millions of acres. In
most places the canal has been filed
with drifting sand, but its course is
easily traced Engineers who located
the Merfcopa canal made use of the
old Aztec ditch, and today water runs
over its pebbly bottom just ais it did
two thousand or three thousand years
ago.
For miles and miles around mounds
tell the tale of houses destroyed by
the ravages Of time. Phoenix was
built on the ruins Of this ancient city,
and the relics frequently are found Of
this ancient civilization. - Detroit
News.
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NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS
State Highway Construction

1. PROPOSALS for the construction Of a
state Highway west from B%ottineau, N.
D. will be received by the State High
way Commission and Board Of County
Bottineau. North Dakota, not later thar
400 o'clock P. M. May 10, 1921 at which
place and time they will be publicly
2. The proposals must be mailed to or
Auditor and shall be sealed and endorsed
Proposal for Constructing a State High
way ede Aid Project No. SD in
8. A certified check for 5 per cent of
the gross sum bid must accompany each
proposal.
4. Contemplated work consists of
about IA ga miles of earth road i'm
provement involving approximately 7k
acres. Clearing and Grabbing. tx acres
Blowing and Narrowing, s5.44s Gu. yds.
2.24S Lin. IT. Wooden Guard Rail. ia;
Gu. yds: Rip Rap, Furnishing and Haul
ing and Installing Pipe Cu1verts: 1870
diam: s4:12 Gu. yds. Glass B Concrete,
344 lbs. Reinforcing steel, 23O Gu. yds.
Class A Concrete 1853 lbs. Reinforcing
Steel. $40 lin. #. Piles 1912 Gu. yds. GRAY
ell Wearing Surface and certain other
items.
ga s2.0O deposit fee will be required
by the County Auditor for each propos-
al blank secured, which deposit will be
him.
6. Copies of the proposal blanks may
be obtained from the County Auditor1.
Plans and specifications are on file in
the office Of the County Auditor and
also In the office Of the State Highway
Commission at Bismarck, North Dakota,
where they, are open for examination to
any one interested.
z. All bidders are invited to be pres
ent at the opening of the proposals.
g. The right is reserved to reject any
and all proposals, to waive ~technicali-
ties, or to accept such as may be deter
mined to be for the best interests Of the
n state.
Signed VIM. M. Martin,
Dated April 20. 1921.
Apr. FL to May 5. ~.
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For Sale-Siberian Prose-. We seed
ed about 20 lbs. per acre, late in June
last year, and threshed more than 20
bushels per acre.-A. H. White,
Kramer, N. D. If.
For Sale. Pure Bred S. C. White
Leghorn eggs 60 cents a setting. Mrs.
Phil King, Landa, N. D. 4tp.
For Sale-Registered Shorthorn
bull, 2 years old. Will sell cheap If
taken at once. Mrs. j. Crowder, Bot
tineau. 3tp.
FOR SALE-Four horses for sale,
age 4, s and 6 years old.-C. Noun,
Carbury, N. D. If.
For Sale-Single comb white Leg.
horn chicks. Louis Larson, R. 1 Dun
seth, N. D. ZIP
For Sale-Registered Belgian stall
lion. 8 years old. Geo. Clark, Ad-
ministrator Of the Warren Moore es-
tate Bottineau, N. d. 4tp
We have equipped the old Mikkelson
Blacksmith Shop with a new set of
tools and are now open for business.
H. Tetrault and J. Norherg, Botti-
neau, N. D. : ZIP.
Young men, women, over II, for
Postal Mail service. s120 month. Ex-
aminations March-April. Experience
unnecessary. For free particulars of
instruction, write Raymond Terry
Former Civil Service examiner) s45
Continental Bldg, Washington, D.
G. ct.
House for sale-Apply owner. Jen-
ME M. Saville, Westhope, N. D. 3tp.
Brick ice cream and butter for sale
at the Creamery. If
Get your shoe repairing done at
Omemee. Mems half soles SIPS, ladies
half soles 9Oc, children's half soles
SOC and up, all rips, patches, 1Oc and
up. Work guaranteed. If not satisfied
money refunded.-LOUIS BRUCE,
Omemee, North Dakota. ct.
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NOTICE OF SALE

NOTICE rs HEREBY GIVEN, THAT
by virtue Of a Judgment and decree In
foreclosure, rendered and given by the
District Court of the Second Judicial
t nlassasf and Il STATE saa fe of re aer G11 Dakota e. s and
entered and docketed In the office Of the
Clerk of said Court in and for said
County on the sch day of April 1921 In
Rank Of st. Paul. q CORPORATION. Is Plain
tiff. and John W. Shaw and Mary A.
Shaw are Defendants, in favor Of the
said Plaintiff and against the said De-
shaw for the sum Of three Thousand
gNinetyasevent dollars and forty-efght
cents which Judgment and decree among
other things directed the sale by me Of
the real estate hereinafter described, to
satisfy the amount Of said Judgment.
,yfth interest thereon and the cost and
expenses OF such sale .or SO much there
q. as the proceeds OF such sale apple
of 4. WRIT 70 me issued .out Of the office
OF the Clerk OF said Court in and for
said County OF Bottineau and under the
seal of said Court. directing me to sell
i ;,,ax ssat a Dr9p ssty.e. p = rSon' Hs f. sa,s
Sheriff OF said County. and person APP
pointed by said Court to make said sale:
will sell the hereinafter described real
estate n.ss, to the hishe.t ~. siddsr cn fo Soc cash I;
court house IN the City Or Bottineau
~ The 0ounty of Bottineau and State
of North Dakota, on the 18th day Of
MI, nay d A 2, i nsf'.f e .s,S 9'f sn ] 3 Y x,f &
Interest and costs thereon. and the costs
ps1d exrANaes 81 such sale. enr 80 much
thereof I the proceeds re such asle
apnticAhle thereto viii satisfy IA
fusArt ~ aid Judgment and decree ana
tps aaid writ. and % This notice. are de.
scribed 81 raid 5udgsnent. decree and
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City Tailor Shop
Adolp h Bauer, Propr.
|Bottineau, North Dakota
People Of the World.

81"
The total population Of the earth
b 1868, 000, 600, according to the latest.
edition Of the Gotha Hofkalender. The
1919 estimate was 1,848yO0O, OOO. The
eastern hemisphere, including Europe.
Africa Asia and Australia, has 1,404,-
100000 people, while the Western hem
isphere-the Americas-has a popu-
laton Of 206,OOO,OOO.
The average density Of population
Of the earth is 28.5 per square mile.
while Australia Is most spsrsely set
ued-2.4 people per square mile. In
North America the average population
per square mile Is is.
The greatest uncertainty exists as
to the population Of Persia, Abyssinia
and the Congo, estimates differing from
100000 to 100000, 100000 to H.
100000 and from 100000 to 10000.
600 respectively, SO that the total DIFF
ference between the lowest and high
est estimates Is 14,OOO,OOO. That All.
ference is Insignificant compared with
a total population Of nearly 1,7Oo,C0or
OOO.
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NOTICE OF MORTGAGE FoRECLos-
URE

Notice is hereby given that that GER
tain mortgage executed and delivered by
Lily Mabelle Cook Mortgagor to w. H.
Mcintosh, Mortgage dated the goth day
of March 1916. and filed for record in
the office of the Register of Deeds in
and for the County of Bottineau and
State of North Dakota, on the 31st day
of March, 1916, at 4:03 o'clock P. M. and
recorded in Book ''72' of Mortgages, on
page 524. and by said mortgage as
signed by deed of assignment recorded
in Book "48" Of Mortgages. on page 415
to w. D.. Rowe, will be foreclosed by a
and hereinafter described at the front
door Of the Court House in the City Of
Bottineau, County Of Bottineau and
State of North Dakota on the 14th day
Of May 1921, at the hour Of 2 O'Clock
p. M, to satisfy the amount due on
said mortgage on the day Of sale. The
premises described in such mortgage m
which will be sold to satisfy the same
are described as. follows: The South
Half Of the Northwest Quarter and Lots
Three (3) n Four az Of Section
Five (5) in Township One Hundred Six
ty- two (162) North, Of Range Eighty
(S0) West Of the Fifth Principal Merid-
ian in Bottineau County. North Dakota
There will be due on said mortgage on
the date Of sale the sum of Two Thous-
($2. $4,000 Dollars. NJ
Dated this End day of April. 1921.
w. e. Rowe,
Assignee of the Mortgage.
p. D.. Bower. eBottineau. N. Oak.
Attorney for Assignee Of the Mort
Apr. Z to May 12.
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NOTICE OF MORTGAGE FoREcLos.
s IRE

Notice is hereby given that that GER
tain mortgage executed and delivered by
Lemuel B. Wolfe and Effie r.. Wolfe,
his wife, Mortgagors, to w. H.. McIn-
tosh, Mortgage, bearing date the 7th
day of November, 1906, and filed for
record in he office of the Register of
Deeds in and for the County of Botti-
neau and State Of North Dakota. on the
ed in Book "48" of Mortgages on Page
80, and by said mortgage assigned to
Louise M. Clements by deed of assign
ment dated July goth 1907. and recorded
in Book "36" Of Mortgages on page 358
will be foreclosed by a sal, of the prem
ises in such mortgage and hereinafter
described at the front door of the Court
House in the City of Bottineau and
of May 1921, at the hour of two o'clock
P. M. to satisfy the amount due on such
mortgage on the day of sale. The prem
ises described in such mortgage and
which will be sold to satisfy the same
are described as follows: The South Half
of the Northeast Quarter and Lots One
CD and Two (2) of Section -Four az,
in Township One Hundred Sixty-one
G161) North, Of. Range seventy-seven
dian. in Bottineau County, North Dako-
ia. There will be VI on said mortgage
on the date of sale the sum of Two
Thousand FOUR Hundred Eighty-three
and 71-100 ~($2,483.71) Dollars.
Dated this End day of April, 1921.
Louise M. Sullivan, formerly Lou
Use M. Clements, Assignee of the Mort
gagee.
f. d. Bower. Bottineau, N. Oak.
f. Attorney for Assignee of the Mort
gagee.
April Z to May ~.
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NEW OFFICE MGR.
AT MARBLE WORKS
PAGE SEVEN

When the Fargo Marble s. Gran
ite Works wanted a capable office
manager, they followed the example
Of other progressive firms-asked
Dakota Business College, Fargo, N.
D., for a good man. David Swan
son was sent. Miss J.. kringen was
secured as office woman in the same
way by the Banding Dept. Store,
Detroit, MINI. Three D. B. c..
pupils now work there. Calls for
competent help at this school arc
nsyer-cnding.
Follow the SucceSSful." Sum-
mer School saves much time. Write
+. l.. Watkins, Pres, 800 Front
St.. Fargo. N. -
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~ Poison Antidotes.

The old method Of administering
N emetic In case Of poisoning has
given way 70 4 layage Of the stomach
which Is claimed to have many adj
vantages over the older process. This
flushing Of the stomach must be thor.
olghly done and water must be taken
81 close Intervals until about - pints
have been consumed. This Ii fol
lowed By q quantity OF animal char,
coal taken into the stomach 10 Insure
ths absorption of any poison which
may be len. This takes the place of
Old aneEbotes, although there il moth
ins d hinder ~ from adding some
az TIE usual antidotes 10 the water
800 ~ = for 6lshing purposes
#FaN&TEM
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NOTICE OF MORTGAGE FoREc1os.
URE SALE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that
that certain mortgage made executed
and delivered by Peter Reimers and
CHRISTINE Reimers his wife: mortgagors.
on the 10th day Of November 1915, and
duly recorded in the Office of the Regis
ter OF Deeds Of Bottineau County. North
Dakota on the Goth day of Dec. 1915. in
book 80 of Mortgages at page ia, and
thereafter by an instrument in writing
was duly assigned by the said Andrew
:. Becker mortgagee to william Cliff
assignment was recorded in the office Of
the Register of Deeds of Bottineau
County North Dakota on the 22d day
Of April 1921 in book 81 of mortgages
Will be foreclosed by a sale of the
premises in such mortgage and herein
after described at the front door Of the
Court House in the City Of Bottineau,
Dakota, at the hour Of 2 O'Clock in the
afternoon on the 4th day of June 1921,
to satisfy the amount due on said mort
gage on the day of sale.
mortgage and which will be sold to
satisfy said mortgage are described as
follows to-wit: The Northwest quarter
the West Half Of the Northeast
ship one hundred sixty, North Range
eight three, West 5th P. M. situated and
laying in Bottineau County, North Da-
kota.
That default has been made in the
terms of said mortgage by the failure
of the mortgagors to pay the principal
and interest due Dec. LIST 1917 and said
mortgage contains a power of sale to
foreclose the same and that there will
be due on said mortgage on the date of
sale the sum of three thousand two
hundred and eight dollars $320S.00 to-
gether with costs of this sale.
Dated this goth day Of April 1921.
William Clifford,
Assignee Of Mortgage.
Thos. Hennessy, Sheriff Of Bot
tineau County. NJ. d.
J. E. organs,
Attorney for Mortgagee.
P. O.. Mohall, N. D.
Apr. % to June 2.
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NOTICE TO
state Highway Construction

1. Proposals for the construction Of q
State Highway Bridge and approaches
At Willow City. n. D. will be received by
Board Of County Commissioners at the
Court House at B%ottineau North Dako-
e. net later than 400 o'clock p M.
they will be publicly opened and read.
2. The proposals must be mailed to or
otherwise deposited with the County
Auditor and shall be sealed and endorsed
way Bridge (FederaI Ala Project No.
ILL in Bottineau County"
n. 3. A certified check for 5 percent OF
the gross sum bid must accompany each
4 Contemplated work consists Of one
approaches INVOLVING Approximately
s.ol7 Gu; yds. Earth Excavation tgrad,
ou. yds. Dry Structure Excavation. IS
Gu. yds. Wet Structure Excavation. 16O.-
81 Gu. yds. Glass "A Concrete. 20.682 lbs.
Reinforcing Steel, $50 lin. ct. Piles, 1910
certain other items.
5. a $500 deposit fee will be required
by n County Auditor for each prOpOs-
81 blank secured, which deposit will be
s. Copies Of the proposal blanks may
be obtained from the County Auditor.
n the eff sps s e ihs coanty ar 1r az alls .n IL
also IN the office Of the State Highway
Commission at Bismarck, North Dakota,
whore they are open for examination 10
l. All bidders are invited to be pres
emit at the opening Of the proposals.
|. The right "a reserved. 70 reject mp
and all proposals. g waive techntcalE
mined Il ~ for the best interests of the
county and state.
SIGNED Wm. n. Martini.
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writ. as follows. to-wit:
The South Half of the Southwest
quarter Of Section Is; The South Half
Of the Southeast Quarter OF Section IA;
all lying and being in Township 100
North Of Range rs West, less one-half
acre off the West side of the South
Half Of the Southwest quarter Of Sec
ton IL. In the County Of B%ottineau and
State Of North Dakota.
Il Thos. Hennessy,
Sheriff of Bottineau County, North
Dakota. =
J j. Weeks, .t.,.
Oak. -
Apr. z to May 12. -s<..r F
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EXAMINATIONS

The Teachers Examination for Ele-
mentary Certificates will be held in the
Court House in the city of Bottineau
and in the High School in the city of
Lansford. Thursday and Friday, May IL
and 13, 1921, beginning at $3.50 A.. M.
each day.
(2l.
The Teachers Reading Circle Exam
nation will be held in the Court House
IN the City of Bottineau and in the High
School in the city of Lansford Saturday
May IA at $3.50 A. M. The Reading Cir
Gle books for this year are Parker's
General Methods Of Teaching and An
dress Health Education.
Annie d. Burr.
County superintendent.
Apr. % to May 5.
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WEEDS ARE INJURIOUS

Weeds are injurious to man in
the following ways: 1. They
crowd out the growing crop. 2.
They consume the moisture
necessary for a crop. 8. They
Consume the mineral or other
food elements essential to a
crop. 4. They pull down a crop.
8. They are injurious because
they harbor insects. 6. They
are Injurious because they har-
Dor parasitic fungi. Z. They
prevent the proper cultivation of
the soil. 8. They Aay cause
conditions which breed diseases.
g.: They may poison the soil.
10. They stop drains. IL. They
poison animals and man.-Prof.
L. 81. Pammel, Iowa State Col
lege.
a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-03-13
The Girl Who Tried to Keep a Date That
Was Never Made

ONCE upon a Time there was a
slim Girl with a Forehead which
was Shiny and Protuberant, like a
Bartlett Pear. When asked to put
Something in an Autograph Album
she invariably wrote the Follow
ing, in a tall dislocated Back
Hand:
Life is Real; Life is Earnest.
And the Grave is not it's Goal"
That's the kind of a Girl she
was.
In her own Town she had the
Name of being a Cold Proposition,
but that was because the Primitive
Yokels of a One-Night Stand could
not Attune Themselves to the
Views of one who was troubled
with Ideals. Her Soul Painted for
the Higher Life.
Alas, the Rube Town in which
she Hung Forth was given over to
Buckeb-of- Blood Five-Reelers,
Mush and Milk Sociables, a lodge
of Elks and two married Preach
ers who doctored for the Tonsoli-
ties. So what could the Poor Girl
do?
In all the Country around there
was not a He-Hound who came
up to her Plans and Specifications
for Husband. Neither was there
any Man who tried to back into
her Hammock. ...
So she led lonely Life, dream
ing of the One-the Ideal. He was
big and pensive Literary Man,
wearing One Cutaway, a
neat Derby Hat and godlike Whis-
kers. When he came he would en-
fold Her in his Arms and whisper
Emerson's Essays to Her.
But the Party failed to show up.
Otter enough she put on her
Chip Hat and her Black Lisle
Gloves and Sauntered down to
look at the Gang sitting in front
of the Occidental Hotel, hoping
that the Real Thing would be
there. But she always saw the
same old line of Four-Flush Drum
mers from Chicago and st. Louis,
smoking Horrid Cigars and tax
ing about the Percentages of. the
League Teams.
She knew that these Gross Crca-
lures were not prone to chase mere
Intellectual slender, so she made
no effort to Flag them.
When she was Thirty-four years
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ONLY ONE PAL AFTER ALL.

pal In need is a pal indeed.
But there's only one pal lifc can hold
TO snare your schemes md beautiful drcamA
With heart of purost gold
When the girl-pal you knew makes vna
lonesome and blue
And your pathways are drifting apart;
When thu boy friend " ho'd lend and stick
to tho end,
only causes ache In your lonely heart:
When the pal YOU thought best
Changes just like the rest
Don't forget when your dream castles fall
God gave you one mother, and never am
other
She's III" Only pal after all
The years have iowa, like the nails ~.
known,
Ana there's only Que thing left TO do
IN journey back to that rose covered shack
And the pal that was over true.
w J. r.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-03-13
He Never
Touched George

A Comic Lover named George
was sitting on the Front Porch
with a good Side Hold on your old
friend Mabel. They were looking
into each others Eyes at Close
Range and using a rancid Line of
Nursery Talk.
1t was the kind of Conversation
calculated to Jar a Person.
George murmured that Mabel
was Georges own Baby-Doll and
she Allowed that he was a Tooney-
Mooney title Bad Boy to hold his
ltsy-Bitsy Bun of a Mabel so tight
she could hardly breave. 1t was a
sort of Dialogue that Carrie Chap
man Gait would love to sit up
Nights to Read.
While they were Clinched, Ma
bells Father, a large, Self-Made
Man, came down the Stairway and
out to the Veranda.
This is where the Fable begins
to Differentiate.
Although the Girls name was
Mabel and the Young Mans name
was George, and the Father was
Self-Made Man, the Father did not
Kick the Young Man.
He asked him If he had any,
thing to Smoke.
George gave him an Imported
Panetella and said He didn't be-
lieve it was going to Rain. Mabel's
Father said it looked Black in the
West, but he Recokoned it might
blow around, like as not. Mable
said she wouldn't be a bit Sur
prised if it did blow around.
Mabel's Father told Mabel she
could show George where the Ice
Box wuz in case he Expressed a
Hankerin', and then he went down
street to examine some Fishing
Tackle just purchased by a Friend
of his in the, Hay and Feed Bust
ness. Just as Father struck the
Cement Walk George changed to
the Strangle Hold.
MORAL: The Exception proves
the Rule.
Copyright. 1921. by the Bell Syndicate
Incl
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-03-13
Actresses are wearing just
enough clothes these days to hide
the moral OF the plays.
PEANUTS.
TWENTY YEARS BACK.

The butcher threw in" scrap mes
for the dog and cat; the merchan
gave a pair of suspenders with eac
suit.
I The hired girl was happy on $2.5
per week.
Nobody swatted the ny.
Nobody had seen a wrist watch.
Nobody had appendicitis.
Nobody wore white shoes.
No woman wore roll-tops.
Their knees never got cold.
Anybody could see their ears.
The auto was in infancy.
Undersea boats were unheard OF.
The airplane was an experiment.
The safety razor cut nobody.
CHARLES W.
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HIDDEN FRUITs-FIND 'EM.

In each OF these sentences there is
a hidden fruit, and IL you scan the
words carefully you'll find them:
Take tho cap please. and leave the hat,
Don't pile money up, ii may fall.
Will you come IL I give q party?
Baby Fred ate some ice cream
Wanted, to swap lumber for nails.
Scrape around the door clean.
You must drop each cake separately.
J. u. S.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-03-13
WANTED THE jon WELL DONE.

His wife thought she heard bur
glars and her husbby tiptoed brave
ly out. lie was gone so long she be-
came frightened. He explained: THEY
were stealing tho victrola from the
people across the hall. and I Just
made sure that they got all the rec
ords," MICKEY.