The Coconino sun., 1921-02-04

"The parties involved were Lizzie Ford and the Dodge brothers"
 "Nevvy" Smith said when he was in from Canyon Diablo last week that he's getting good and sore over being so often mistaken for Dr. Parlett, the rotund, 56-inch-chester of Leupp. Just the other day "Nevvy" was driving out on the reservation when someone yelled: "Oh, doc; stop, wait min- ute.'
 'Nevvy" stopped and proceeded to call the fellow down.
 Look here," he said, "I'm dnged tired of being mistaken for Doc Par lett. don't look anything like him."
 But ain't you fat, just like him ?" the man asked.
 "No, I ain't," "Nevvy" growled; "he's short and fat; I'm short and thick"
 The Rev. Father Dupont, who, on his way to Jerusalem, was met at Will Hams by Father Vabre and spent a day at Grand Canyon with him last week, made mistake in sizing up Senator Ralph Cameron, who was at the Canyon with a lot of eastern cap italists. The senator had been having a lot of trouble with carbuncles and had his neck clothed in such way that Father Dupont thought he was a priest and greeted him as such. r rather took the senator off his guard for a moment; then he told Father Dupont that he had tried pretty near everything else and, perhaps, as soon as he, got time, he would try the priesthood, also.
 A certain county official was telling the other day what an unfortunate mistake he made the night he go, married. He had two $20 gold pieces and four silver dollars in his pockets, which represented all his worldly wealth after he had paid the marriage fee. He and his bride were about to retire, when a crowd of his friends began to serenade him. He didn't want to go down town, so stuck his hand into his pocket and pulled out four coins, which he gave them, tell ing them to go and have drink on him.
 Next morning, he discovered that in some way the two S20 gold pieces had got into the pocket with two of his silver dollars and that, instead of $4, he had given his friends SAP. He only had S2 left, and didn't even get any of the booze his money had bought for the crowd.
 In County Attorney F. M. Colds of flee the other day several men got to telling about instances they had known of in which men showed great ability to withstand bullet wounds. Ed Whipple told of a man in King man who got into a row there one time and started to pull his gun. The other fellow shot him through the right arm. He then tried to pull his gun with his left hand and got shot through his left arm. Then he was shot clear through the body. He was around again in a few days. He soon moved to Kansas, where he died from scalp wound inflicted by 22 calibre revolver.
 Ed Priest told of negro he had SttH SiiOt III tHe lOftfltdu, lHe Dullet going clear through from front to back. It didn't hurt the fellow much, though he was some lightheaded after that.
 Think it was Frank Gold who told of the local "Jesse James," of Will jams, who few years ago walked in- to one of the saloons there brandish- ing big knife with which he was go- ing to carve one of the men in the room. The latter shot Jesse" through the body in two places, just over the heart and to the right of the heart, then put another bullet through his leg. Jesse" walked over and had Dr. Jeffries fix him up, and in an hour or so went back down town and visit ed all the saloons, setting up the drinks.
 Assistant County Attorney Geo. w. Harben capped the foregoing by tell