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The Washington herald., 1921-06-05
WASHINGTON. D. SUNDAY JUNE S, 1921.
AUTOMOBILES
For Sale.

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AUTOMOBILE OWNERS. GARAGEMEy
mechanics, repairmen, send for free copy
| Of our June issue. II contains helpful, in
structive information on oyerha uling. iEni-
| tion troubles, wiring, carburetors, storage
batteries. ETC.: over 80 pages. illustrate
Send for free copy today. AUTOMOBILE
DIGEST. IS Butler Bldg. Cincinnati. 500
MAXWELL. 1919 TOURING; NEWLY
painted; new top with plate glass win
dows In rear: splendid appearance; first
class mechanical condition; S515; TERMS;
s275 cash: haIance monthly. II. B. LEARf,
1r., 1921 18th st. NV. Main A0o. 800
FORD SEDAN; LATE 1870 MODEL;
spare tire; frst-ciass shape; looks and runs
hne; $500; TERMS. Fl. b. LEARY, 1r.,
1s21 18th st. NV. Main 41o5. 800
PULLMAN. TOURING CAR; OVERHAUL
ed recently; practically new top; good
tires; new battery. $50. Used car sale
| this week. n. B. LEkRY, IT., 1921 18th
st. NV. Main Ilo5. 800
1918 MODEL II SUPER SIX HUDSON;
$1,000; 1919 National Club Roadster, bar
gain: Buick roadster. bargain; 1919 Dodge.
bargain. HOME AUTO SERVICE STA
TIoN. 134i W st. NV. $50.
ROADSTER. MAXWELL; LATEST MODEL;
nsed slightly for demonstrations; driven
only about 400 miles; sse5: special terms.
rSed car sale this week. II. b. LEARY,
r., 1871 18th st. NV. Main 4lo5. 800
PARTs-PARTs-PART
Used bought. sold and exchanged.
Z. KAMERMAN. 11o-il2 Al ST. nv.
21l
DODGE TOURING; PERFECT MECHAS-
ically; new top; good tires and paint; any
demonstra ton. $3.50. ANGERMAN- IS
Cedar ave. Takoma o03
Used CARS AT USED CAR PRICES.
scripps Booth Roadster. ............ $3.50 90
oldsmobile 81 Sedan; Al condition. ]. 400 90
Overland Touring ng................ $50 90
Buick Touring Observation-Disclosures. 575 90
Ford Touring. Observation-Disclosures. 2T5oO
0ldsmobie 81 Touring ... eI5 90
| Saxon Touring. g............... $40 90
| oldsmobile 3 cyl. demonstra tor, 1870 !. $50 90
| Overland Sedan. Observation-Disclosures. $500
| 0ldsmoble Touring. model 81. .... 100 90
OLDsAOBILE SALES COMPANY.
Main 7s3i-3s- 1915 Conn. ave. nv.
oo7
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HELP WANTED
Female-Conhnued.

SALESLADY; MUST BE EXPERIENCED
for ladies' furnishings; none other need
apply; good salary. THE SYNDICATE
DEPT. STORE, 10th at II st. ne. 297
TWO EXPERIENCED sALEsLADIEs. AP-
ply 1921 ii St. ne. 296
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Male and Female.

MAN AND WIFE (CoLoRED); BUTLER
and cook. CLARKE'S AGENCY, 1900
18th st. NV North 1855. 734
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81 MILES PER GALLON MADE WITH
new patented gasoline vaP"rizer; write
for partirularS STRANSKH NAPORIZER
CO., PukwaGa. :. OAK. 81
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Female.

WANTED-EXPERIENC COLOR D
girls to sort rags. Apyly 2037 Ga. ave.
nv 242
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WANTED-Ro0m and Board

PARTIES WELL RECOMMENDED DESIRE
two single rooms and board with private
family: preferably suburban: state Ioca tion
and rates. BOX 153.D Herald office 3l7
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Two-fsmiiy apt, nr. LIST 4 Fla. avs;-hv.-
II rms, & bss.: h.w.h. Prise, S. 75o
Nahorney and Sullivan. 1927 Bye ct. nv.
New Apt. corner Conn. ave.-is apts. Rent,
SO Price. s165.OO0 Mahoruey sAd
sullivan. 1877 Eye ct. nv.
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Statesmen

INSTRCCTOR-ELECT ENGlAEER.
SCIENTIFIC VOCATIONAL BUREAU, 2l2
Eunsey Bid. III
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HELP WANTED
MLe-Conhnued.

TIES. $50 per fwk. salary. PERSONNEL
BUREAU, 305 Bond Bldg, 14th y. Y
ave. $40
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AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING

SPECIAL NOTICE
You have been accustomed being overchaged
| will do; The price of
will thoroughly ubcate tighten bolts Tenders and line
front wheels.
a. Give Me Trial andB Be
Storage Space Available
BENEFITS GARAGE,
Rear I4th Street N. w.
North 2-S-I-2
A E. BENNETT. formerly with Geo C Rice Auto CO.
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TABLE BOARD.

VICINITY 17TH & Q Nw.-sOUTHERN
cooking; homemade pies; s25. North ss33.
963
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Houses Wanted.

OR 10 ROOM HOUSE IN VICINITY OF
new interior Department. Must be reason.
able. Can make substa ntial cash payment.
No agents need apply. BOX 1o3-D. Hernld
onlce sol
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1921-05-09
JOSE GOMEZ MATA AL PRoFU-
20 DE PRESfDIo JUAN DoNES.
EN- DEFENSA PROPIA

Aver recibi6 el cuartel general de
la pOlicil ei siguiente telegrsma del
iefe de distrito de San Lorenzo, z.
Echevarria:
"Jose Gomez, barrio Espino, sitio
Morena, primeras horas hoy, presen.
t6se este mostrapdo revolver pr6fugo
,uan Dones, quien lie atAe6 y en- de-
iensa propi1 pudo matarlo- Salgo en-
:eguida con Juez municipal sitio he
.hos. Corrco detalles".
Inmediatamente conOcimOs el texto
del despacho, nos pusimos en- eomuni
:lcion con San Lorenzo, con el pro
p6sito de conocer detalles del suceso,
hab. .,ndo sido informados, que duran
te II celebration de un bale en- ei 10
gar de los heehos, habfa llegado al
mismo el pr6fugo Dones, quien agre
di6 al matador Gomez, teniend0 e.
te que hacer uso de un machete para
defenderse, 1sestandole vsrias heri-
das, que le produjeron Ia muerte.
Una de elias casi lie cercen6 la ca
beza
Cuando Gomez sc presento al Guar
tel, llevaba cOnsigo, y 10 entreg6 q IL
policia 1n revolver, con el cual dijO
que E. Dones habia disparadO tres IL
ros a ilegar al baile. y luego le dis
par6 a 81 seis tirOs, al surgir eI incl
dente.
FL jefe de polieia y eI jusz munici
pal Sc personaron acto seguido en- 81
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ANTE UNA CRAVE CUES
.TlON INTE RNACIONAL

La question del Pacifico ha atraido de
nuevo la atenci6n europea; la Sociedad
de Naciones deleg6 su mandate enNla is
la de Yap al Jap6n, y este acuerdo ha
prodpcido la viva protesta de los Es-
tados Unidos. ~, Gqu6 es ESQ de la is
la de Yap?'', pregpnta La gente, La isla
de Yap, ,objeto hoy de la politica interua
Ecional, apenas llega una extension de
40 Kilometres cuadrados, nj es rica pOr
lningnn concepto.
IEs Ia isla mas occidental de las Caro-
mas alemanas, que compr6 Alemania en-
la almoneda Que en- 1898 hizo Espaha
de sus colonias. Por "a millones de pese
tas Alemanis adquiri6 Carolinas, Ma
rianas y Palaos
Cuando sobrevino la guerra, los ALA
dos Sc apoderaron de aquellas colonias
alemauas que tenian mas mano. Nueva
Zelandia cogi6 Samo, Australia Sc
|posesion6 de las islas Salom6n del ar
chipielago Bismarck,'y Ell Jap6n, de las
celonias ecuatoriales alemanas desde Pa
laos hasta Marshall, entire enas-natu-
|ralmente--la controverttda isla de Yap.
GQu6 importancia tiene la diminuta is
la de Yap para que Sc alec una disputa
international? Yap es el centric de dis
tribuci6n de los cables Ell nudo de las
comunicaciones radiotelegraficas en- el
Pacifico. De Yap parte un cable que lue
go va de Manila a Hong Kong, donde
Sc, enlaza con los cables britanicos de
las costas chinaS. otro cable norteameri
cano Sc enlaza mas al Norte con Ell de
Tokio-Yap. Un tercerO lie liga con los
Celebes y Nueva Guinea otro con Ha-
waii y Estados Unidos.
Este nudo de comunicaciones, sin con
tar las radiotelegrafcas la sitWaci6n
del puerto de Tornill, dep6sito de car
bon y capaz para buques de gran ca
ladc, hacen de Yap una posici6n estrate
gica importantisina, que los Estados
UnidOs no Sc dejarian arrebatar facil. |
mente. va en- mil noyecientos diez nue.
ye, 81 ex presiderte Wilson habia expire
sado sps reservas sobreel mandate, de
legado al Jap6n; pero ultimamente. cuan
do Ia sociedad de Naciones 10 coffrxn6,
los Estados Unidos han protestado viva
inente, jnzgando que sus intereses han
sido sistematicamente preteridos.
La importancia de Yap para los Esta
dos Unidos, que aspiran la domination
del Pacifco, es evidente. Inglaterra, que
la disfrutado del dominic practice en-
Ell Pacifico por medic de sus inmensas
colonies, no ha de yer sin ihquietud a
Norteam6rica estahlecer sus bases en-
Yap, en- Filipinas. en- Hawaii. FL Jap6n
tambi6n Sc Opone a esta extension y,
pof su parte, aspira a cosa parecida;
pero la anlistad anglojaponesa'r reduce Ia
question a un ltig5o entire los Estados
Unidos y el Imperio britannica.
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200 cAsos De TorERrNA
EN BA1ANON

Maestro oorrssponssI nos lnfssus 10
siguients
''Esta hacienda sssFasos ga ssts Gin
dad L. eos fsrina. sspscialmssss 81 10
calle de cOmsrfe. Nss haes Eraas isss
en- los infermss enc pubiiea Il dspsrta.
msuto De sanidsd insalar ass sa Bsya
mon hsy sslaments uns . ass esses -
tos ferina cuando en Fsaiidad p4zan ds
dosciefses Esiamos en- conditionss a.
pOdsF probar cue - tss ferins sn ssta
ciudaa sctuslmsuts asos ssr esnsiasEs
da come unA spiasmsa ensrs BasssFa -
blSci6n inssntiL ssFia plaaabis aus -
hiciera alSo por rsueaisr tas ersys y
penosa snfsrnsaad. gaa sa - setuaiss
circuEst@ncias per aas atfsss1amss iss
baysmoneses. ss m4a ere Esacssnss para
causarnos slarms.'
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SOLO rALTAN s1ETE DrAs

Segtn saben nuestros lectores, Ell con
curse que este diario dedica a las me-,
can6grafas y taQuigrafas terminara el
domingo Is, a las cinco de Ia tarde.
Despues de Ia mencionada hora, no
Sc recibiran mas cupones; y pOr tai
motive, esperamos que todas las per-
sonas interesadas en- el segundo concur
50 de Ell nUNDo, So sirvan enviar sus
cupones oportunamente.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1921-05-09
LA EP1pHG1A EN- GuAyAN1I1A

Segln nos tnforma nuestro correspon
sal en- Guayauilla, el iefe de sanidad
en- IA referida poblaci6n ha pedido al
Ayuntamielto ayuda economics para
cOmbatir ID ssinauenza'', que esta ha- :
cieIdo estTagos en- la referida comarca.
X aAads npestro corresponsa1 Due.
como quiera. que ALI Sc carece de un
hOspitalillo. v los enfermos permane-
cen en- sas hOgaxes, abandonados de
toda asistencia facuitativa, hay el to
NOR de que les bstragOs resulten mayo
res y mas graves de 10 que SO preve.
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GRAN LUCIA EN- Los
ARRABALES DE MOSCU
CPoR CABLE FRAEcEsj

LoNDREs. mayo.s-- ~ d4a De ayss
transcurri6 con reEatava trsuq zaiiaad
en- Mosca; psro haa seurTido vsoisrsss
ineidsntss en- les afrabalss 2 sn Iss
campos. donds - ban ssvaasaas ace.
vamente bauicadas
La tro?a Intsut6 abriras paso. fss
acosida con dispaxos poF Iss assi .csua
nistss. ans haoian fusgo dssde iss e.
iados. Agunas barriesdas fasrsn ds
mOlidas a ca6onazos y por Lac amssss.
nadoras Hubo IS musrtos y 80 hsrl.
dos
Ia nochs ha transcuTriao ssassulis.
Esta maaana css6 81 msvinisnss fs
belds.
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UN MILLION De DOLA-
RES POR UN DIVORCIO.

q
81 ei mnltimillopario Rey de los Tale
ristas a1nericSnos qniere divorciarst
de la eneantadora NEargarita de Up
ton, hoy Mrs. Joyce, tiene que entire.
sarle Ia cantidad mencionada:
Peggy Hopkins Joyce, la ex-belleza dc
''Follies'', el favorito teatro de varie.
dsdes neoyorlxino, esposa actualmente
del muitimillonario rey de los talleris
tas de MADEIRA, en- serias desavenencias
Con 81 marido, estaba encerrada en- su
habitaei6n cuando un reportero del IN.
York American acudi6 a ella en- busca
de un nuevo escandalito con que salts
facer, en- parte, La insaciable curiosi-
dad de los numerosos lectores del gran
diario americana. Glen ideas encontra-
sdas Ie atenaceahan Ell cerebro. tEstarfa
ella amenbzada Al ser yictima o podrfa
lefsnderss y saiit victoriosa? Las pri-
meras preguntas del reportero fueron
el haz de leila que Sc arrOja un gran
fuego para avivarlo mas. volvi6 su pre-
cicsa cabectta y exclam6;l
St mi esposo acude los trihunales
y no Sc aviene indemnizarme con un
million; pondr6 en- evidencia que cria-
tura es. No ie resultara agradable que
70 tenga que decir la verdad acerca de
fnuchas cosas. Pondre su alma al desnn-
do. Y la Euz del ridicuIo, sus celos.
Mrs. Joyce vacil6 un tanto, y luego
confes6 al reportero, prop6posito del
alegato de su marido ante un juez de
Chicago, de que la petite" actriz Sc
habia casado con el para apoderarse de
''sus snillones'', que ella tenia prendas
en- sn poder por mas valor de medic mi
LON de pesos en- 'dinero americana. .
LAS JoYAS DE sU PRoPIEDAD:
Espeso nubarr6n pareci6 enyolver re-
pepttnamente el pensamiendo de Peg
gi en-, dersa cscuridad. Despuss Sc volvi6
q hacer Ia luz.
I'M inarjdc--dijO-ha hecho toda
clase de esfuersos por posesionarse de
mis- prendas. Elias lsgitimamente me pei
tenecsn y antes preferire arrojafIas en-
.efsOcsana quS sntrsgarlas al senior joy
ce. M
Sc mordl6 Los labios, revelando en-
sus granaes y decidores cjos toda la
emoci6n que le enbargaba.
HENRI 1.ETELLIER:
Cuando el reportero aludi6 a Henri
1etellier, Peggy Sc mostr6 mas irdigna-
da adn, como 81 algo le martillase, ALA
adentro, nuy adentro, del cr1nco
Visited sabe exclam6- que Letellier
es npo de los hombres mas ricos de Fran
cia. Es eldirector de 'FLe Journal un,
de los diarics mas innuyentes de Paris.
Letelher Is ua hombre excelente, de
Qaien' guatdo Ia mejOr memoria, que
me ha seguido por toda Europa; perc
tle duien mi marido no tiene motivos
pOr que estar celoso.
s.; Mi maxido saba, cuando nos casalnos.
que 20 tenia nuchisimos amigos. Mas,
(contlnua en- la pagS 2)-
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Los TEsURRECTos Mia
NEsEs HAN srDo AfsLADos

JoEpBEs. mare So Los eitGmus IN
'formss recIbidos por q Daily Tsls
graph" diceu cue han ussade = Mia
grsndes contingencies ds soldaaos ssi
como tsmbien fusrzss ds cabaneria ,
artilieria q. smpsaaron inmsaiasamsnss
el ataqus contra Ios iusurrsctoa
Los bsrrios aonds est6n los fsoss ds
Ia rsvoluei6n han si4o sisiAAss e NJ
Ian. pues 80 han sstablscsdos patrulas
para svitar qus - sxtisnAa ei msvi
miento.
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ACCESSORIES De lGLESIAS
OTRA vEz EN- La GARCEl

FL Sabado a Ia una de la madruga
da, fallecio en- Ia clinica de Mira
mar, don Emilio Iglesias a conse-
cuencia de las heridas que recibiera
hace dos senanas en- Aguadilla, de
los agresores Jose Tormos, J. Ibern
y Juan Garcia de Gracia, hace dos
semanas.
Con motive de dicho flllecimiento,
han ingresado MA carcel nuveamen
te los mencionados agresores, los eua
les Sc hallaban en- libertad provisio-
nal baio fianza.
FL activisimo fiscal de Aguldilla,
Sr.Acosta,con un cello digno de todO ne
comic, tan pronto tuvo noticias de Ia
gravedad del seiior Iglesias, orden6
a Ia policia la locllizaci6n de los agre
sores, y al conocer el faliecimiento.
mand6 detenerlos y conducirlos a
Aguadilla, donde ingresaron en- Ia
careel.
FL senior Aeosta que es un celosi-
simo funciOnario de Ia Justicia, me
rece tOda clase de placemes por 80
Actividad.
La misma nOche de Ia muerte, Sc
, comunic6 las autoridades De Aqua
dilla Y Blylm6n Ia noticia, para que
estls procediesen contra los agreso-
res, que estan bajo fanza, aver re-
cibimos el siguiente despacho de nues
tro activisimo corresponsll de Bsya-
mon:
Ell MUNDO,
San Juan.
Han sido detenidos nuevamente
aqui senores Jose TormOs, Juan De
Gracia y Juan Ibcrn quienes establn
bljo ianza aeustdos HERR sefior Emil
lilo Iglesias. Detenci6n 1ltima obede-
&C al fallecimiento de Iglesi1s. Yer
stones publicO lieen este tuvo compl
caciones en- herida pierna que le oca
siono gangrena con triste rcsultsdo
informado.
Ell CORRESPONSALt.
En- Ia mamma de aver, fue trasis-
dado, el cadaver del sefior Iglesias
egsa de .su familis, Ia eual reside
en- esta ciudld, para verifcsr 81 Sc
pelio.
FL sehor Igiesias estaba empsreT
tsdo con distinguidls familias de es.
ia capital, entire elias Il de don BE
nito Zalduando, al doiOr de las eua-
les, Sc asOcia de tOdo coraz6n FL
MUNDo.
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sitio del suceso. para praeticaf iss
primeras dilicrnslss. habifndo TOM
do declaraci6n 9 inhnidsd ds testi9o-
II fiscal Massari. quien ts eucon-
traba en- esta ciud1d, fut sviss8o De-
hecho, y sali5 inmediafamente para
San Lorenzo.
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ULTIMA HoRA

Ls garantizs snSisris . "a eass -
che De vaea. eompistamsuss pufs. Ts.
Itfono si2 san Jasn. eafls sei 81
as IL NiEasi Ruis seller Aavt
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c0MERcIAL

En- Manati Sc ha constituido una So
ciedad en- comandita que girara con la
raz6n de 'sE. Brunei v Co.. Es gestor
de Ia misma Efrain Brunei del Vale,
y comanditario, Rafael COLLAGE.
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Ell CORREsPONsALH.

Ell CRIMEN DE AVER EN- SAN
LORENZO
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CAPTURE
$4,000 MACHINE
FULL Of LIQUOR
Whiskey Said to Be Part Of
Loot Taken From Canton
| DistiIIery.

More of the illegally removed Can
ton Distilleries whiskey fell into the
hands of the authorities yesterday
after an exciting chase on Washington
road, ten miles northeast of Laurel.
Maryland.
State Policeman vermillion captured
an automobile. valued at $4,000, after
1t burst into flames. In the tonneau
was found nearly 100 pints of seven-
year-old whiskey bearing the label Of
the Canton Distilleries.
Driving the automobile at a sixty
nile clip, the negro operator leaped
from the blazing machine and fled
through the woods near the roadside.
Vermillion extinguished the fire.
The automobile bore the license num-
Der 1926. registered In the name of
William A. Reid. 1410 Florida avenue
northwest.
Field Agents r. d. Ford, Lindholm.
and Ernest took the machine and
LIQUOR to Baltimore last night.
His attention attracted by the speed
of the automobile, Vermillion gave
chase and signaled the driver to stop.
For answer the operator increased his
speed. The automobile was 200 wards
In the lead of the State policeman
when one of its skid chains broke,
setting the fire to the brake drums
and tonneau.
Washington officials have been put
into possession of full particulars rela
tive to the robbery of the distillery.
Galen L. TAFT. Baltimore. collector of
internal revenue, has taken posses.
sion of the plant pending settlement
of the tangled affairs in which the dis
tillery had been placed by the dis.
appearance Of it's ostensible head.
There still Is in bond here, he said
1872 barrels of whiskey belonging TO
certificate holders, but none of the
property Of James Manning. the con.
tractural owner, except such as was
captured by prohibition officers or left
behind at the time of the robbery.
This latter has been seized by the
Government.
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Slip Of these In the Christmas certainty
viii be appreciated "a soda tickets in each booksood
$l20 at OF fountains.
drop in and get
late with whipped cream for IO or
equally GOOD of coffee cream for
only &C. Luncheonette too, at downtown mi
and Park
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-12-15
DRYS To FIGHT
JUDGE ) ORDER
IN BREW CASES
Hardison Decision Freeing Malt
and Hop Dealers Declared
Menace to Prohibition.

Prohibition officialsS today were
fined with CONSERVATION waen Police
Judge Handsome decision quashing
q warrant against a malt and hop
dealer, who had been raided, led to
a general move to resume sale of
home brew materials upon large
scale In Washington.
Judge Hardison's decision did not
pass upon the specific right to sell
malt and hops for home brewing.
But II was far-reaching In its effect,
because 1t declared void the search
warrants used by dry agents in
their raids of the malt and hop
dealers.
Scores of dealers, selling beer
making compounds were put out of
business recently by Commissioner
Haynes order.
The decision will be appealed by
the Government and until the case
is acted upon by a higher court, dry
law officers will pursue a hands
OFF, policy, so far as the home brew
ingredient dealers are concerned.
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By JOHN p. MEDBURY.

General Hays says
that people who live In the country
must put their rural delivery mail
boxes near the road. so the postman
can put your bills In them without
leaving his buggy.
Very few Of these pOstmen are
!nxy. but one guy made application
Tor mail carrier In q village where
nobody lived but hermits.
He lid he didn't care how many
letters he had to go out and deliver
- long as the people came and
called for them r
He $50 Ae'd take the Job In spite
g the fAct that he had to furnish
hse own carriage. II he had .
horse - could use . horse and
buggy u he had . buggy.
He's like Edison, he's always
thinking. He's trying to think Of
s0Ine way to deliver the mail with
ont getting out Of bed.
A special delivery stamp requires
extra speed, but his horse can't go
faster than it always does. but
whenever you pay q dime extra for
q stamp he'll whip the horse.
Hen deliver tho letter the Same
DAY II comes in. II 1t takes him three
days to. do 1t. t
+ He never heard about Frank
Bacon, but he thinks Benjamin
Franklin wrote 'Tightnin'."
He told Mr.. Hays that he was
used to working in q one-horse
town, but he moved out when they
rot another horse.
He lost all his money and he
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l|[C)|}U|1Y 20!
Says One Country Postmaster Wanted Two
Cent Stamps Printed in Orange, So They'd
Match His Wall PAPER.

wanted . Job rs mall carrier 50 ne
could get on his feet again.
He said he was o. X. physically
but he wanted the job so he could
get new glass eye and another
pair Of crutches.
Clutches wouldn't help the deliv-
cry Of the letters any, because, even
II he could walk, he can't read.
He has about as much chance OF
getting a Job as postmaster as a.
doctor has of opening q health. re-
sort next to a cemetery.
He's SO dumb he thought postage
was q substitute for coffee.
He wanted tho Postoffice De-
partment to mako twO-cent stamps
orange 80 they'd match his wall
paper. -
He was so sure he wasn't going to
get the Job that when he sent in his
application he put a p. S. at the
bottom, resigning.
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Special Candy Values
Timely Offers in Choicest, Freshest Candies
S1.29 to 1898

Beich's Golden Crumbles peanut
Butter filed Crispettes); ex- COc
tremely good; pound. 49,. ACC
Old-fashioned Butter Scotch Waters.
Special, pound, z1e' O0c
pounds. .............. OVS
Pure Sugar Porous Candy, C1o
pound SAS
Fine Fresh Jordan AL CT TX
monds. Lib, 39e; S Ibs.... OlsS
Hershey Bros. Milk Chocolate 400
Bells, pound. .............t OO
Luden's Fine Mixture of Crystallized
Fruits and Assorted Chocolates. Big
5-pound box. co 10
Special OAs1C
Charms Filled Dainties, wonderfully
assorted, in 3pound alright QOo
Luden's "Vcrigood" Mixture, big
5-pound box. CT 10
special WAsAS
Thrce-pound box delicious Assorted
Chocolates, In attractive holly QOc
box. Special ............... ON
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Gifts that a man would
choose for himself

Gem and Eveready 'De Luxe" model Safety Razor
Sets in handsome new cases. only. ........... 81 90
New $500 Gillette Safety Razors, Special s. 80
New $500 Gillette Safety Razors, Special 81 90
81. Durham Duplex Safety Razors. Use
$500 Auto Strop Safety Razors Special 50 90
$500 Auto Strop Safety Razors Special. 81 ss
Twin Pick Shoppers for Safety Razor Blades IS 90
Rubberset Shaving Brushes. ......... Csc $500
Guaranteed Alarm Clocks. ..........$ 81 20 to $685.
Fine Big Bath Towels. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. CSC to $2.49
Fine quality Razor Strops. ..79c up
Fine Shaving Mirrors. ..............$ $3.50 to $7.19
Fine Shaving Stands ........,...... $4ls to SCI
Mems Pullman Hair Brushes 81 ,19
Meba Toilet Sets for shaving cream; soap, NJ
skin lotion, tacum and nail pastel 81 rs
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Superfine Hair
Brushes

-Make sensible and
appreciated Christmas
gifts.
Hughes Ideal" Hair
Brushes, $1.19 to $5.9S.
Clinton Hair Brushes,
$3.50 to $5.98.
Natural Ebony Hair
Brushes, $3.50, $%.6s,
$8.19.
Real f b o,ny Hair
Brushes, all hand-drawn
bristles, $3.50, $3.50,
$685., 1898, $10.9s. 4
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