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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23
By OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON
Story Number 800

ono day Nancy aud Sick went out
Ia hunt Mr., Hermit Crab for Cap'n
-Pennywinkic. Not that tho fairy
policeman cared where Mt. Hermit
crab was. but that ne dtd care where
Mr. whelk and Mrs. Whclk aud all
tho little Whclks weren't For IT'S
sad 10 tell YOU but true. my dcafr.
that AIR. II Crab loves to eat whelks
lie really u truly eats them out Of
house aud home. and when he has
filled NJ his greedy tummy he moves
right into the shell his victims have
just vacated He selects the incest.
biggest, most comfy Whelk shell he
can find and crawls IN and goes 20
sleep until his dinner is digcsted, Al
supper time hc wakes up. sncaks out.
finds another whelk family. aud re-
p'ats the performance" Really. there
was LANCER OF the whelks being
oN-t'r-mi-nH- ted And that is what
worried Cap'u Pennywlnklc
"foull have 10 find Mr. crab and
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23

very little medicine. and no headache
cures Or other drugs. The doctor II
my friend, and I value his counsel
and ! profit by II But I live simply,
avoiding expresses and thinking little
about the rules OF health, and ! have
o spent n day In bed In more
thnn 40 years. Not everyone can have
NJ good health as I have but a great
many more people could have Il than
now do have Il.
THAT HAVE A HOME AND
FAMILY. We began very simply.
Our housc cost nor quite four hun
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23
| am Thankful
BY DR.. WILLIAM Il. BARTON

dred dollars and tho lot "
and the other improvements apou.
two hundred more. and iurhl.u's
loss than two hundred. One tnouSans
dollars would have paid the bllls anu
ala And the house was mortsaseu
for I ala not have a thousand don"Is.
But II YOU car that poverty. o 40
not know the meaning OF the wore.
/ am aud always have been a roh
man.
THAT I HAVE 4 JoB. have
never been out OF work, and I do MOI
think that / shall ever be out OF Woih,
| work long hours, and ! work soNoh
days a week and | 80 TO bed Nory
tired. But II IL good work, ana mn
glad that I have u 10 do
THAT I HAVE FAITH ANl'
HOPE I am not unconscious OF me
ominouH signs OF the age In when
we live. hut I believe that God ~
good aud life IL good aud that the
average man Ia good.
THAT | CAN DO SOMETHING TO
HELP. There are people who trust
me. and believe In me, and whose
fnith holds me up to a high ldeal'
There nrc people who need my con
fidcncc and help.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23
Bathtub Perils


tllrfrNlt EfNAl
Last year more cnamoled iron
bathtubs were sold than ever before
and the country will not get over the
harm done for years to come John
Ihlder Of the civic develop
ment department OF the Chamber OF
Commerce Of the United States. Ia an
article IN the National Municipal Re-
vtsw. shows the relation 'b-tsyeon
bathtuhs and bad housing
Nj. lhidcr does not contend that
baths are bad or that the convent
enccs Of the bathtub make them 30.
But De shows that when q nation
starts "a bathtuh buying campaign
without u corresponding housing pro-
gram. II is taking ou troubl" that II
will not soon get rid of For the
meaning OF this rs hat perfectly good
dwellings designed and suitable Tor
one family are being cut up into little
Hlurtmcuts that are not suitable FOR
any proper human hnbitatiun Alpug
with such "a program como family
d"eteriorption. endangered community
morals and tho beginnings Of slum
life
Aud Nj hldcr points out also that
MANY cities are congrntulating them
selves that their housing problem
scoms -miraculously 10 have disap-
pcarcd since thcrc are houses To rent
when a year aeo there appeared 70
be- 70 great scarcity Of houses. THIS,
also. is most unhealthy unless the
shortage has been relieved by many
now huildinrs. and tn few instances
has this been the ease, The houses
to rent are too often hose abandon
ed by Granville thrifty families no
longer able to pay high rents, Thev
have doubled up mourning tho
evils Of congestion and bringing 10
the city moro pressing problems than
those Of housing shortage,
These are serious conclusions ana
hear tho cnrmHrkr OF truth Just
what Nh ihldcr would have us do
about u is not go clear but his com
mcuts reveal Ia startling way another
phas" Of tine awful losses consequent
upon % great war.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23

bring him to mo- he said go tn"
Twins III he didn't hide so well I
could send Guilty Cuttlcnsh after
him. for Guilty likes crabs. iust nH
crabs like wholks. but h. can't find
him. You can ask your Green Shoes
Ia take you round 10 all thu r'g
shells. and you can peep inside. ur.
10 necessary. go inside, ns you can be-
come AS little as you like. Then
when YOU discover Mr. Hermit, show
him our badge and tell him a. fuI-
low you Hen com" me"kly enough
for he knows he must do aH say
Thcn when / see him, Ivo got re-
lecture Il mile long to roud To him
about the crror OF his ways. I'm
going tu Keep law and order lu
Wiggl'nn Land o. TN a uut,hmau
There nov col along Eiddiya. 10
you best
on started Ia" Twins ON another
crrand
tTo NJ tontinurdD
tCopy right. 1891 NEA sor,t,ol
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23

at does not at all solve the problem to advise or insist that
poorly qualified young teachers who are bread winners and children
of the poor, shall leave the school room to enter high school or nor
NAL. We must devise means to train and qualify them in their work.
We must follow the plan Of those crafts who train their workmcn
through apprenticeship"
We do not know that Mr.. Conwayis suggestion that these UNI
teachers be scattered through the city schools al appren-
tees is the right way to solve the problem. Its solution is for experts
in education. II is quite clear that this problem, however. is far more
important than many matters that hold the attention Of our educators
and attract attention of critics of the school system. Conway has had
the courage to state the whole problem, fully end clearly, for the first
time. That is a step forward. When we know exactly what is to be
overcome II can generally be accomplished.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23
/HsN BcrtOnB raleyS Daily Poem
N3SMeG RExTQ QUESTION

All ~ m" question: that commonly worry us
Questions OF Capital, Labor and such.
questions of business that oftcntin,ca furry uH
They are forgotten. today pretty much.
There's but one question ~ freely roitcrntc
Cwait,ns for food that wc plan TO oblitorntc).
When do NO eat''
Smells from the Kitchen are witrhinE and sivorg.
Odors Of TURKEY and dressing and pics.
What " our stomachs 20 hold us In slavery.
II be- a bondage vo ~ioyfully prize.
OF FOR today Is all hanung and dieting.
We shall gorge yrindly uuul we're rcplctc.
Meanwhile w err, a. our hunger grows rotfug
When DO No catT"
Thankful arc VIC Tor tho blessings that tonic 20 4a
Thankful for freedom and thankful Tor peace.
This Be- the day when tho fatcs can't bo rIum IN us.
This i- the time when our troubles decrease,
Go an "u' tncra ar' wearing "a guu ON Thorn
lipN. lut Tine smell of M, cooking is sVo,ft
HrnH .n '"ur .l'uds and lot uH start loo uu fr.m
When CO. W, cat
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23

LEEi'. In suffi-
Cient quantity to
thoroughly repair
the worn out it's
u . every 20
hours IN one OF
Tho prime rcqui-
sites given by
many authorities
for a long life.
The m her OF
hours required
for sleep for nm
adult varies from
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23

~thnnkfuli
THAT I AM
ALIVE. To me life
seems good. |
have had my
share Of hard
labor. with hand
and brain. and |
have never had
much n but
life seems good 10
me. l am thank
ful to be alive.
THAT I HAVE
TIL fuke
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23
BIBLE THOUGHT FOR TODAY

W&~ A SONG or TIIANKSGiVINo:-oh that men. would praise
XI the Lord for his goodness am for his wonderml works 10 ne o nj
drn OF mem q CON let uh Hns unto TN LHut Ni VS. tWf "N
noe hs presenoe wih thanksgiving For he is our God aud W re the PEG
90 of MS pasfure-Falm l0Tiebi g6l, -
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-11-23

Women follow 325 gainful occupa
lions. This includes every known
trade and business, except sailing
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-17
A BIRMINGHAM SINGER

MT. Erie Stapleton, baritone, will sing this morning at the II o'clock service at the First Methodist church. rendering "The Lord Is My Light" by Speake.
 MT. Suspicion; whose beautiful voice will be much enjoyed, is well known in Birmingham, where ne has lived since childhood.
 He has been studying for the past year in New York city under Freder- ick Bristol, the remarkable teacher, who with his 80 years maintains the vigor and vivacity of youth, teach ing six full days every week, and among whose pupils are Alice Neil son and Charles Harrison, the we'll known tenor.
 MT. Stapleton will leave here to- morrow evening for Montreal, N. C., where he will have charge of the music at the Southern Presbyterian assembly, On october 2 he will go to Lexington. Va, where he will join the Rev Frank Hall of St. Louis. and continue the musical part of the evangelistic work he has been doing with him recently in Virginia.
 MT. Stapleton states that the sing CTS who are now working with evan gelists have recently changed very much in the character of work, as they are not only expected to be leaders in singing, but it is also de- manded that they be trained musi- clans.
 Mir Stapleton did work last winter with Richard Hageman of the Metro politan Opera company, and is look ing forward to a season in concert in the near future.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-17
Celebrities to Lecture on Literature
 Here
7fNHB Birmingham Lyceum assc-

1NHD Birmingham Lyeeum asso-
 ciation, through its chairman,
 Mrs. Maurice Lenk, announces that the opening lecture of the series to be given this winter will be pre- sented by John Cooper Powys in Oc- tober.
 The lectures will be held at Tenn pie Emanu-El as heretofore.
 Another speaker of great talent who will appear will be Norman An gell, the well-known writer and stu dent of world politics.
 This will be the first appearance of MT. Angel in the south. though he has lectured extensively in the east and west.
 The association will probably have Amy Lowell the poet, who has q very delightful personality and talks so interestingly. Her books may be found in the public library by any one wishing to become acquainted with her writings.
 The Lyceum association is also nI- gotiating for Padruic Colum, the charming young Irishman, who lec- lures very we'll indeed.
 They are arranging for several other prominent and interesting lec- turers, with whom contracts have not yet been signed
 It is, however, assured that Mrs. Lenk, with her rare and wonderful versatility, as chairman, will secure for the association a splendid course of lectures to be presented this sea- son.
 TRs. MOOR's PUPILS RECITALs
 Mrs Manly l.. Moor will present pupils from her class in piano reci- tai in Cable hall on Thursday and Friday evenings at S:30 o'clock to which the public is cordially invited. the following pupils will appear In recital Thursday evening: Ida Got tlieb, Bertha Gottlieb. Olivia Pres colt, Elizabeth Brown, Elberta Brown, Blanch Kemp, Ruby Price, Mildred Landstreet, Alkaline Kar- rasek, Annie Lee Mason, Irma Par sons, Lena Roobin, Margaret Marvin, Myrtle Walker, Merle Beasley.
 The programme on Friday evening will be given by Clara May Bryant Virginia Dumas, Inez Cornelius, Mrs. Geter, Mrs. Hayes, Ethel Jones, Will lie May Jones, Ethel Lea, Charlotte Lowery, Minnie Riddle, Pearl Pyron. Lena Snow Smith, Ausustin Gunn Ida Gottlieb, Bertha Gottlieb, Merle Beasley, Myrtle Walker
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-17

The tremendous volume of business during our July Sale has with short lengths of Dress C0ttons Ginghams Organdies. Plain Voies, Printed piles and many other kinds-yaues to 75c. Lengths for wom ems dresses skirts and lengths for chidrenSs par,nents A wonderful variety of sheer and some heavier Cotton Fabrics-Tomorrow 1oc sso to o'clock only
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-17
Nc Calls Patterns

hundred sand o ca
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-17
MISS JACOBS BUFFET SUPPER

MISS JACObS' BUFFEA SUFFER-
 Miss Madeline Jacobs entertained last evening at buffet supper at her home, complim her guest. Miss Alice Hall Lindsay, of Nashville.
 Among those enjoying Miss Jacobs delightful hospitality were Miss Lindsay, Miss Martha Collier, Miss Margaret Calhoun, Miss Martha Minge Miss Anita Sloss, Miss Virgil mia Raul, Miss Eleanore Murdock. Miss Augusta Mason, Miss Josephine Harris, Miss Judith Clark of Wash ington, D. C., Miss Lula Palmer of Montevallo, Miss Edith \ntNlir, Miss Anne Lanier, Miss Mabel Plosser, Miss Cynthia Fowlkes, Miss Lee Ola Shannon, Miss Katherine Redd, Miss Florence Jordan Miss Mary Alice Eastwood, MT. Richard Johnston, Mir. Walter Murdock, MT. Alan Johnson, MT. Eugene Johnston, Mir. Baxter Badham, MT. Percy Badham and MT William Badham, MT. James Meisner, Mr. Arthur Crowder, MT. John Pres. ton Haskell, MT. Basil Clark, MT. Mack Norment, MT. Con Jones, MT. James Bryan, MT. Gus Bryan, MT. Alex Haskell. Mir. George Varnell, MT. Arthur Mcclellan. Judge Hugh Locke, MT. William Moore. MT. Cliff ford Abbott, MT. Percy Hillhouse, MT. Alan Drennen, MT Clifford Moore. Mir. Jack Smith, Mir. Presley Love. MT. Douglas Maxwell, MT. George Madison, Mir. Harry Daniels, Mir. Francis Crockard. Mir. Herbert Lam
 caster of New York, MT. Newbold Walmsley. MT. Haynes Walmsley, Mir. Jesse Adkins, MT. Theodore Nelson. MT. Shephard, MT. Murray Brown, NJ. Fred Dearborn and others.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-07-17
DINNER PARTY AT
 COUNTRY CLUR

COlNlh1 CLlb
 A party of young people who were members of the house party given by Mrs. F. Y. Anderson at her country home at Valley Head. enjoyed a- dim ner party last evening at the Coun try club.
 Among them were: Miss Eva La throp Mss Cornelia Parker of Rich- mond. who is visiting Mr. and Mrs. Mason Dillard, Miss Mamie Morrow. Miss Margaret Morrow, Miss Julia May Drennen, Miss Lucy Anderson, Miss Calvin Scott of Charlotte, N C., the guest of Miss Morrow. Mir. Leon Wyman, MT. Ben Anderson, MT. Mar GUS Mcclellan, MT. George Eustis, MT Rowan Oden. MT William Dren- nen. MT D. B. Driarson, MT. Irwin McCrossin, Mir. Mason Dillard, Mr. William Morris and MT. Charles Webb.
 YUkPA CLUB DANCE The Yukpa club will entertain at dance and card party in the Knights of Columbus hall on Thurs day evening at S:30 o'clock. All members and friends are cor. dially invited to come. Heretofore the entertainments have been re- stricted to members of the club, but at this time the Yukpas bid all their friends welcome. and there will be dancing and cards which will fur nish entertainment for all.
 CECIL-LAMAR
 MARRIAGE ANNOUNCED
 Mrs. Thomas Cowles Lamar an- nounces the marriage of her daugh- ter, Martha. to MT. Alex T. Cecil, on Saturday afternoon. July 16. at 3:30 o'clock.
The Washington herald., 1921-12-01
LEGACY OF $1,000
LEFT TODAUCHTER
Mrs. Mary v. GOundie Be.
queaths Estate to Her
Family.

Mrs. Mary v. Goundie, who died
November IS, bequeathed a war saw
ings stamps certificate for $1,000
to her daughter Elizabeth Council.
according to the will filed for pro-
bate yesterday. Each living grand
child of Mrs. Goundie is to receive
5000 and each living great-grand-
child is to receive $50. William B.
Waters, jr. is given liberty bonds
amounting to $50. Gifts Of jewel
ry are made to various friends and
relatives and the balance Of the es-
tate is devised to the children.
Thomas Weir. who died recently,
leaves 500 to his grand daughter,
Dorothy Weir and $50 to his son.
Robert B. Weir. The balance OF
the estate is devised to the widow,
Mrs. Frances S. Weir.
Robert f. Mcnamara, an attorney,
who died November Z, leaves his
nephew, Joseph P. Craven $50 and
his brother John P. Mcnamara, of
Peru. Ind, 500. After specified
amounts are paid out for masses
for the repose of the soul OF the
deceased. the balance of the estate
is to go to sister. Mary c. Nc
Namara.
The Washington herald., 1921-12-01
EOPLE OF WASHINGTON TO CONFER WITH BOARD OF EDUCATION
Auto Tag 39955
Wins Place In
Wilson's Heart
Former President Insists
On Waiting for Cher.
ished Number.

Woodrow Wilson will wait for
his pet auto tag, No. 1886. A
years good service has so endeared
the number to him that he refused
choice of all coveted low num-
bers in favor of an old friend for
which Ne is waiting. Commits
sioner Rudolph could have his tag
No. l and Commissioners oyster and
Keller 2 and 3, but Wilson would
have none but 1896. And so his
big automobile will roll about with
1885 fore and aft for another year.
Wilson was one of the first ap-
plicants yesterday morning. Though
he applied too early for 1886. he
was willing to wait for II. The
application was made by his chauf-
fEUr
Both Wilson's car and Mrs. VIII
sons electric were registered under
the name. Edith Boiling Wilson.
Yesterday approximately 2.5oo
tags were issued at the Office of the
superintendent OF licenses, although
today was listed as the initial day
to obtain the plates.
The Motor Corps members received
licenses between 200 and 500. while
747 went TO the French Embassy.
Rumania will ride behind 74s and
74s. and Ecuador will use $50 for
the next year. The Russian EN-
bassy cars were given tags lso
TO 1877.
The Washington herald., 1921-12-01
Buys Inn Made
Famous By Lee
Mrs. Waller Purchases Noted
Landmark at Spotsylvania
Court House.

FREDERICKSBURG. Va. Nov.
3o.-The historic Spottswood Inn. at
Spotsylvania Court House, ten
miles from this city. has been pur-
chased by Mrs. Willie Rhoades
Waller. of that county. from Fred
erick W. Coleman, of this city. The
property consisted of the hotel
outbuildings and ninety-four acres
of land. Mrs. Waller has taken
possession of the property and will
remodel the inn.
This colonial inn is one OF the
landmarks of Spotsylvania County.
1t was used by Gen. Robert +. Lee
as headquarters during the bloody
battle of Spotsylvania Court
House and Bloody Angle, 1t is a
mecca for tourists en- route from the
North to Florida. This property
originally embraced more than 1000
acres. 1t has changed hands twice
during the past thirty years. The
price paid for the recent purchase
is said to be $4,000.
The Washington herald., 1921-12-01
Army, Navy and Marine Orders.
ARMY ORDERS AND ASSIGN

MENTS.
Infantry.
Lieut.. Col John H. Page, report
in person to Col. Arthur Woods
chairman committee on civic and
emergency measures, Presidents
conference on unemployment.
Cavalry.
Each of the following named Of
ficers will report to the command
ing general Second Corps Area for
assignment to duty: Capt. Howard
F. Long, Capt. Roy c. Wells.
Air Service.
Mai. Charles c. Benedict, to
Chief Of Staff, Air Service, Wash
ington, d. c.
Capt. Melvin A. Hall. to New
York City, and report to the CONF
manding general Second Corps
Area for duty.
Field ARTILLERY.
Maj. Philip Hayes. to the Seventh
Field Artillery, Camp Dix, N. ].
Capt. William NJ. Wiener. to the
Third Field Artillery. Camp Knox.
Ky.
Coast Artillery.
Maj. Raymond H. Fenner, report
by letter to the commanding gem
eral, Ninth Corps Area, San Fran
cisco, Cal. --...-
Signal Corps.
Capt Calvin H. Burkhead. to the
preside of San Francisco, CAL,
and report in person to the COM
manding general Ninth Corps Area
for duty.
Miscellaneous.
Each of the following named Of
ficers is relieved from his present
duties at the station indicated after
his name and will proceed at the
proper time to Baltimore, Nd. and
report to the commanding general
Third Corps Area for temporary
duty pending the sailing of the
U. s. army transport Chateau
Thierry, scheduled to sat1 from
Baltimore on or about December IL.
1921, and will depart on that trans
port for the destination specified
after his name. Upon arrival at
his destination each of the officers
named will report in person to the
commanding general of the, terri
torial department to which assigned
for duty: Maj. Thomas J. Hanley,
jr., Air Service, from Langley Field,
Va, to Manila, P. l.; Capt Charles
w. Walton. Chemical Warfare
Service, for duty as department
chemical warfare officer, from
Washington, d. c., to Manila. p. l.;
Capt. Edward B. Blanchard, Chemi-
cal Warfare Service, for duty as de-
partment chemical warfare officer,
from Edgewood Arsenal, Nd, to
Honolulu. Hawaii; Capt. John A.
Mclaughlin, Chemical Warfare
The Washington herald., 1921-12-01
Hays Takes New
Efficiency Step
Each State TO Be Unit for
Payment of Claims and
Accounting.

For better efficiency. a mass of
the details, formerly handled By
the Post Office Department al
Washington. is now being decen-
trsIized and distributed to the larg-
er post Offices, according to a state
ment by Postmaster General Will
Hays yesterday.
The work Of decentralization Is
now in progress. Each State is TO be
a unit for the payment Of claims
accounting. declaration of money or
ders. distribution OF supplies. in
spection, instruction and training
and refunds. Already electric tabu-
lating and asserting machines have
been placed in the offices in New
York, St Louis, Chicago. Boston
Philadelphia. Pittsburgh. Minneap-
oils and Kansas City, and il is esu-
mated that 600. 900 money order re-
ports will be thus eliminated.
The Washington herald., 1921-12-01
STEEL CONCERNS CANKEEP
BOOKS SECRET, COURTRULES
Corporations Win Round of Fight With Fed
eral Trade Commission in Court Here.

The twenty-five large Eastern
steel corporations which have been
trying to prever. the Fedsral Trade
Commission from examining their
books durins the hearing on the
petition of the corporations for a
permanent Injunction Against the
commission to prevent having to
answer auestionnaires relating to
their business. have been success
full In their efforts. Justice Jen-
nings Bailey in Equity Court yes
terday denied a motion of the com
mission for a court order for the
production OF these papers.
The order signed by Justice
Bailey reads, ITO grant the motion
Of the defendants (Federal Trade
Commission) to require the plain
tiffs (the steel corporations) to pro-
duce certain papers and documents
would be to grant to 1t that which
the bill (for an injunction) seeks
to prevent. The motion will be
overrruled. As to what relief in
the premises the defendant may be