The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1921-03-03
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Russia needs 10 900 American mis-
sionsries," says = preacher. Ter
thousand fddlesticks! Russia need.
to be invaded by 81, 1000 BARRIERS, back
cd by : merchant. feet loaded with
soap.
There IL = movement on foot to
have the new administration proclaim
BE Kind to Democrats" week. For
the sake Of our good friend Mark
Bates Of the Payette Lakes Star we
hope this will be done. It should
start the week Of March 7.
Mothers got such = surprise for
you, Tommy" "Oh, know all about
that" "Not that you have two dear
little sisters7" Eyes, do, and their
names, too; cause when the doctor
told Daddy. he said, 'Twins-oh! Hell
and Blazesp"
A farmer found in q straw stack
the hind wheel Of Ford car, though
to have been hidden by thief or
some mischieyous boys. He is look
ing for the rest of the car. We fear,
however, that the rest of the car hes
been plowed under.
"It's pretty blamed hard for wo-
man these days." remarked Mrs. Bill
Misgiyens, "in a faded 3-year-old
dress, cotton hose with patched heels
and a wretched pair Of old fiabby
slippers grazing her once beautiful
feet, to say to her better half, 'dearie,
love you just As well as l did when
married you So years ago'."
Rastus Billings looked over his pa
ger at Washington Jones and remark
ID, "Niggeh, it says heah dat in Su-
natra man kin buy wife TO- foah
Iollars." "Foah dollars!" gasped
Jones, whose wife took :
n washing. "Ef . niggeh's. got foah q
ollars he doan need no wife" !
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A diner at a restaurant called for \
is bill. LET me see," said the wait :
r. what have you had, sir?" 8
Three fish" commenced the diner. n
Three, sir?" questioned the waiter. i
only brought you two, l think" =
No." replied the customer, with !,
ad smile. "You brought me two s,
and one smelt." t.
Referring to the recent statement
scientist that the Garden of Eden
as located in Ohio, we are reminded
the Scotch laird who told famous
niger that Gaelic was the language
Adam. The singer afterwards
,oke iaughingiy Of the claim to an C
her Scotchman, who remarked in all al
"The laird was quite os
chit. Dinna we ken that the Garden sc
Eden was in Scotland? Dinna we G.
N that Adams name was McPher- tn
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Come Seven johnson was relating ~
tale Of wonderful experience in 80
e war while his colored admirers 80
tened pop-eyed. "Yessuh, All looks =,
de right and here's big bunch Of -
lshes comm toward me, and All Y.
ks to de left and dere's anoder big :,
nch comm toward me, and All looks ~,
cad and dere's de whole Bush army
min toward me-" "Yas, vas, and ~.
n what did yo' do?" "Man, All
nks Of all de poor 'Mericans back ~.
me waitin' to git bounced on-and nc
spreads de news!" -,
Here is a good story on a farmer
o wore his old suit until everybody pa
$ tired Of it, and his estimable ,e
e was ashamed Of him. But one w
; when selling produce in town he ~.
ermined to buy new suit and a =
'py thought struck him. He would -''
prise Eliza. So he bundled 4 new M
INV WIG WokOHB huiIlcu lOWAIu n /.
re and at the bridge he stood up Do'
the wagon, spelled off" the de- "a "a
led old suit and threw it into the ~
r. Then he reached for his new ~ :,
hes. They were gone-had jolted mn
of the wagon. The night was
and cold and his teeth Chartered
he scurried home. He surprised
a even more than he anticipated. 0
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.,,s ~, HON
had travelled far and could jabber
sveral foreign LIMOGES. He order al
sent home. The same day his Live
had ordered fresh spring chick they
or dinner. On leaving the house IA =
said to the cook: "Msry. there's cine,
I'd coming for dinner, Wiring its and
and have it fried hot for Mr.. indit
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