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The Washington times., 1921-11-06
By CAROLYN VANCE,

much stress laid upon their own
pet bills and constitutional amend
ments. They will call upon these
men to strike the shackles from
women. 1t may be that some
benighted Congressman will think
that the bondages were removed
by the enactment of the Nine
teenth Amendment. That there
are still legal Determinations
against women remaining in the
statutes of the various States will
be pointed out to them.
There may be some Congress-
men who will hesitate to sample
the cooking Of the militants. They
need have no fear for their di-
gestions. as the militants are
fully aware that it would be
form Of. the worst strategy pos
sible to serve meals that would
tend to make grouchy dyspeptics
out Of any of the Congressman.
They plan to make the meals so
palatable that they will have ma
tional legislators constantly sniff
fling about their headquarters.
Sectional appetites will also be
catered to. For example. the men
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

cuss their favorite doctrines.
The former jailbirds (they are
proud Of this cognomen) prom
ise to make coffee so good that
the aroma floating blithely across
the park Intervening between their
Headquarters and the Capitol will
pierce the ponderous legislative
halls. Still moving blithely and
ever delightfully."-, these coffee
aromas emanating from the head
quarters of the militants will au-
daciously travel up the noses Of
the solons.
If the plans Of the militants
do not gang a-gley the Congress
men will be rendered unable to
resist and will follow their own
noses TO the pilitants' headouar-
ters, there TO be delivered help
less into the hands Of these fem
inists. In other words, they plan
to make coffee whose aroma will
be equally as effective as the
poison gas.
"Coffee makes the politician
wise," said the poet Pope.
The women will see to it that
they are wised up all right. with
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

from the extreme South. in tho
region of Louisiana, will be served
chicken gumbo and boiled rice.
The New England Congressman
will be enabled to have pie served
for breakfast, if they so desire.
Effete New Workers may obtain
foods camouflaged under any
French name they please. Sturdy
solons from the Middle West may
obtain their rare beefsteak. and
South Carolinans their corn pone,
and Virginians their Smithficld
ham.
In any school which undertakes
to teach "How to Be States
woman" the culinary art will be
an important part of the curric-
ula. The texture Of the biscuit
will be studied minutely. since IL
has now been established scien-
tifically its importance in obtain
ing subtle political effects.
The woman who can make an
important public man smack his
lips and mutter that cts just
like mother used to make" may
we'll feel that her political future
Is made. 4
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
;AUCE FOR THE GANDERS

CULINARY ART is destined to
u be as powerful in the politics
Of the future as Black Art
was in the days of gnomes, witches
and fairies.
Women upon their entrance into
public life brought with them all
of the Establishments they have
welded since the days Of Eve.
Even Eve knew that the way to
mans heart was through his stom-
ach. and she handed him an apple.
Maybe it was a succulent baked
apple. Who knows? Or perhaps
she offered it to him in the guise
of a Brown Betty, whose dusky
spicy sweetness intrigued Adam to
such an extent that he forgot all
scruples. Considering the conse-
quences Of the act and reviewing
1t from the standpoint Of the
Volstead act, it looks like it may
have been apple jack, home brewed
in the Garden Of Eden, that caused
SO darn much trouble.
Anyway, Eve handed down to
her daughters the axiom that the
way to a mans heart is through
his stomach. And her ultra-modern
daughters have construed it TO
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
MIR. AMESBY ON KLU KLUKKERS

ton know don't believe in haun. but with wife an
family can't take chances"
"it amt There's folks livn
than what's been usin fer When
instead pendn their lot trappns
they buy paint an hire
landscapes their three
the eyes, Mombos, my boy, white
It's fine sight you've made but between wish
they'd together a
KILN Frisbee
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

stuff into tn head piece keep
draft"
"When somebody had
shell he urbe bolt
with II tn traveller keep
usually ghn his small token Of
his But IL knights
ger saddles
satisfied themselves with maxim
other"
Then again. durin Spanish tn king give
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

SSCNAPPER GARRISON naugurated this deum dummy
~ biographies Of fame that couldn't crowd into
chapter, he in for which will give his
abridged history from cradle to gallows
Snapper another those anthracite boiled vades who
should have paid them Tombstone but lodged the
because always found him hiding the sheriff well
Is he
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

invitation that was extended by
the spider to the fly. They will
stuff you with good food at mod
crate prices if you will but sit
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

install a coffee house" in their
headquarters across the plaza
from the Capitol. They are but
reviving an eighteenth century
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

and listen to their propaganda.
The militant or left wing of the
woman movement. the National
Woman's Party. is planning to
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

He his old home which his
corridors gallery
Finger nothing him. because his fngersad
q beens off before he years old \
1t the time the dedication the brick Jail down
assembled the little
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

pulled that is setting the old family album.
He whipped brace of automacs and punctured slogan
below the official welcome orthodox
"If Justice Were Done, the Heavens Would Fall"
That night jealous lifted the Jail set Of
automobile jacks and yfuly tied around Snapper tons
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

generally found that death him fust tn jobs half
An tn these knights what
selves gayvann round tn
terrible warlke
Of just little elers like with red an thin hair
these autymob where can't find the engine when
under Some tn smaller fees had have holes
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
By GENE FOWLER

for jolly fortnight The breaking
tribute the head of the butler Lord Gypums defense
that the bottle empty but he was
We point that parley be
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
By Skillet Finn

extreme JUNCTION Of being the first victim to be thrown into Tomb
where grass green
string the outside
Above the the JAIL snblazoned uprad gded letters
quotation Though
He All other rowdies started shooting
guns committing whatever degree
warning the speakers But Snapper
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
LORD GYPSUM'S DIVORCE

ILL Ceuoid the
w sober BREATH his the
peace the
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

midnight everybody their
norced tn leavin'
folks stoop? Certainly They dragged m down into III
cellar a with bags their
heads uttern Somehow other religious argument
terrible lot il through a bag"
o there is certain
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

custom, which was prevalent in
England. At that time politi-
clans used to foregather in the
coffee houses Of London to dis
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
j. S. IS REGARDED AS
PIVOTAL NATION IN.
SETTLING PREPARATION
italian Minister Thinks Harding
VIII Become Final Factor in
Settlement German Affairs.

y4oND9N. March 1q ed L. Keen,
L. r. staff Correspondent l-The
United States is regarded as the pivotal
nation In the setting of the German
icparanons problem was revealed here
when Count Sforza, the italian foreign
minister Informed his delegation that
Herding will become the decisive fac
tor IN Che final settlement and gave
as his reasons:
Cohlenz probably will remain di-
rect contact TO Germany,
The allies viii not take the chance
Of establishing customs line along the
German side of the American area,
Therefore. Germany could route carr
goes from Cohlenz 20 the neutral ports
Qnetr the American flag. ono so'n-
tion, Sforxa said, would be the with
dra val Of the American troops, but
that would have an adverse effect on
both the allies and Germany, Another
solution, he said would be the opening
irf the American bridgehead to the al
lied customs line America will prob
lshly be asked to cooperate fully with
the allies In using compulsory meas
ures alnns The Rhine IN note which
is being drafted by the British foreign
office
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10

both the material and the spiritual
welfare of his ncighbor
Hie went on to conclude that unless
the two foregoing principles-the Jig9
nifty OF labor and the proper use OF
material things were taken into ac-
count there never could be any real
solution to labor questions or any real
peace upon earth.
He strongly defended labor unions.
while he deprecated the abuse that
many labor leaders made OF the power
and confidence placed in them. He
said that the right to organize was a
fundamental right founded in the very
nature of society-that in the present
condition of the world il was absom.
tely. necessary to organize-that if All
labor unions were destroyed labor
would revert to state paramount ia
slavery within fifteen years. lie sub
stantiated the statements bv uuotati.
ons from the highest church and Ia
Dor authorities.
Finally, he showed that the cam
naign fom the open shop. as under
stood and interpreted by the industri-
al kings would, il successful, bring
about the destruction of all labor
unions and therefore the consequent
degradation OF the millions OF Amer.
lean laborers in word. the common
people OF America II is therefore d
campaign which is thoroughly uni
christian and un-Ameriean.
ON the other hand labor union.
rattst ehricttapf1a fb,tr ,,,oti,..a. -
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
EDWIN WINTERS WILL
Be DOOKKEEPER FOR
CITY OF PENDLETON
Number of Important Matters
Were Disposed of at Meeting
of City Council Last Night.

The resignation Of Joe Ell ais
member of the fire and house COM
mittees to take effect at once was re-
ceived By the council last night. The
resignation was accepted Alderman
Ell recently resigned as chairman of
the committee. He was not present
at last nights meeting.
The appointment Of Edwin Winters
as city bookkeeper was approved last
night and number of building per-
mits. including one for $4,000 for the
building to replace the Smythe-Loner-
gan plant recently destroyed by fire.
Ed Stansberry appeared before the
aldermen last night to complain about
COW which is being kept too close
to his home. Mr.. Stansberry declar-
ed last night that the COW was in
shed within 20 feet of his door ana
he wished the council to have the
nuisance abated. He stated also that
a miniature roundup was held every
Sunday just at the rear of his prop
ertX and that the residents of that
section were not in favor of it. 1t
seems the spectators run over his and
others property and destroy the peace
of the day. The council placed the
matter in the hands of the street COM
mittee
c. NJ. Griswold. contractor. who has
a carpenter shop in the building own
eh hv the city on Cottonwood street,
will be asked to vacate by the first Of
April. The city is in need of the space
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
PENDLETOr~<fOURTHA ANNUAL AUTOMOTIVE SHOW OPENS
TODAY A. HAPPY CANYON AND WILL CONTINUE THREE DAYS
MEMBERS OF CITY COUNCIL WERE
URGED TO USE STRICT ECONOMY
IN HANDLING AFFAIRS OF CITY

for 1921 viii be $4,000 and the esti-
mated expenditures viii be SIS. 1880.
These expenditures include only
items necessary to the welfare Of the
city and / can not see how any inn
provement program out Of the ordi-
nary can be DONE" said the mayor
The income Of the city may be Less
than estimated this year, according
to members Of the council present last
night. Last year there were some
$500 or 5000 in delinquent taxes ana
there win probably be several times
that amount this year, It was said.
Mayor Hartman has been spending
considerable time Of late in prepar-
ing his budget. Figures for 1919 and
1920 have been gone over and the es-
innate for this year was taken from
past records.
The budget. which includes expen-
ditures for 1918 and 1920. is as fol-
lows:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
WILL
Be MADE ON NUMBER
OF LOCAL STREETS
Council Last Night Accepted
Bid for Paving of Lincoln
Street From Raley to Mark.

The council last night accepted and
approved plans for the Improvement
OF Thompson street hill submitted ~
Z. b. Hayes. city engineer. The plans
call for the expenditure of $13,345.
Residents Of the Thompson street hill
have been before the council recently
asking that improvements be made.
Ora street from Court to Alta will
be paved this year as the result OF
council reporting favorably upon u
petition Of residents Of that street
The report of City Engineer Hayes
on the Are street sewer was approved
and the council authorized the city re-
eorder to advertise for bids for the
work
The council last night accepted the
bid of the Warren Construction COM
pany fer the paving of Lincoln street
from Raley to Mark. The bid is $339S
which includes all pipe laying. The
council also authorized the signing OF
contracts with the company for the
work on Washington from Madison to
Main; jefferson from Jackson to
Washington: Madison from Ralev to
jackson and Clay from Court to Alta
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
WHEAT MARKET UNDER
GOES SLIGHT DECLINE

Wheat fell in price today MAY
wheat closing at S1.66 10. while July
wheat closed at S1,57 l-2, Yesterday
May closed at $1.6S and July at 81.
Following are the quotations from
Overlook 4 Cooke, local brokers;
Mhpat
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
Building is Filled With Big
Shining Cars, Huge Trucks
and Crowds Of Busy People.
EVERY BOOTH HAS BEEN
CAREFULLY DECORATED
Shaded Lamps, Wicker Furni-
ture and POtted Plants Add
to Attractiyeness Of Show.

Sparkling lights, fiuttering festoons.
myriads Of tiny flower blossoms,
feathery ferns and palms, music from
a six piece orchestra, coIorful paint
sBgs Of scenery which beckons Ore
gon motorists-and everywhere the
big shining cars and huge trucks
that is the Pendleton Automotive
Show which opened this afternoon at
Happy Canyon for a three day, after-
noon and evening. showing.
Twenty firms. including dealers In
cars and trucks, firms handling access
sories, owners Of repair shops, etc,
are represented and the show is her
aided as the biggest and best in the
four years OF the auto shows history.
Cars Are Decorative.
The cars and other exhibits are d
decorative feature themselves, for the
firms have used much care IN pre-
senting the displays, Shaded lamps
and wicker furniture add much to -
attractiveness Of the Individual spaces.
A coupe and sedan. each uphoIster-
ed in soft gray tapestry. form a part
of the Simpson Auto Co. display. The
company SHOWS also snow-whlte
Fordson tractor. ornamented with silt
4i, alIpped with solid rubber tires.
A roustabouf. truck and touring cars
areasbcwn also, as well as cutawax
motor which graphically shows what
makes the wheels go 'round.D
s.e = S1'n
$50 ~, ~ si'lAle spoIL IlsoueI
.-'...lhA ~ 'A.ss1 ~i'.Nh WI .'aiho = tAAs
ss'1eS @e D's.Vn. = Dne5 = the oAhef-
-, .o.ss - ~ y =, A1ol3ts''sH sue ~.
hns 'lAActlilie Il tAups cOior WITH Ked
uploiseel AAe Sotapahz
',iO"s ,'so . lour pesseiissr spVtt tnoo-
=, "i.u ~ oaAANno coupe with Ne-
~, .FA'u,s'es-
=. q Aaiiiilv, y showing a Master
. u''Aol o"e anu hA.l toh tIueks
ppsu "lsn piieui'l4slc ules-
IN eNaiipie u what cah Pc cone u
.,'o ieiofa.'Oii ol car y SHOWN N
,ne eNhioN uhoer tne auspices OF
z, .is'i',aes 70 ana Siyae Aiehis
oie Aaar mon car owned py CID MOT
: .son, = u.sp.as su- !. = Iespienaens
~ a new coat OF paint, tne Work Of
a.' ~, neN'.y Iirm. wnile the sunstan-
eiai top OF Diack with gypsy curtains
- - -
"orAnls r'A,.sat ohoSn.
NV ~. luiiiiins wafer may s'e Drought
~ sne country OF suburban nome Is ex-
Ao'.eu " SeuIsis q stofle- in tneiF
spSSe = DuIro pump, luiS equipped
ny showing now one turn q the fau-
e WI au.omatlcilily start the pump.
WINE ehe turn q second faucet
SNes 9v pouhus oI pressure.
LaiieS hght system = SHOWN al
III Witn me smart Of half horse
'u"sr motor Whlch pefmlts the oper-
l'loil 81 cream separator washing
macnine ana emory wheel How the
iAiiey ilght PROVIDES electricity Tor
Aectric coasters IRONS etc. Is shown
batteries On Display.
w =. Chase. electric service station,
mas a good showing OF storage batter
es' me Pendleton storage battery
company Is showing Willard batteries.
ana pictorial display OF the use OF
ne equipment. Burns Machine
Works show an interesting lot of Do
Luxe light weight gray iron piston
rlngs.s Bosch Magnetos form another
display. being shown by the Pendle-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
ALL COMMENTS ON
LEAGUE OF NATIONS
HAVE BEEN WITHHELD
Impression Given is That In
itiative in Such Develop
ment Rests With France.

WASHINGTON, March lO.-CA. P.l
Tho administration officials with
held any comment on the French
statement regarding the League Of
Nations negotiations. The impression
given, however. is that the initiative
in any such development rested en-
tirely with France aud that the mat,
ter had not reached the stage Of ne
gotiations. Secretary Hughes refused
to discuss the matter. 1t became
known. however. that he had a hall
hour talk Tuesday with the French
ambassador, Juserrand.
IIartiing's Approval Is Asked.
PARIS. March 10.-(A. p)-It was
stated at the foreign office that nego.
tiatons were under way between ths
French embassy ut Washington and
the state department. in an effort 4
induce President Harding to favor IN,
acceptance of modified League o
Nations. The French position is con
ciliatory.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
Girl Charged With Murder Of
lake HamOn Was Nervous as
! Judge Called Court to Order.
WIDOW HOLDS FEAR THAT
PRISONER WILL GO FREE
Mrs. HamOn Says She Feels
She Should Have Taken
Action Number Of Years Ago.

ARDMORE, Okla, March
10.-The Clara Smith Hamons
trial for the murder Of the man
she loved has opened. The girl
twitched nervously as Judge
Champion called court to or
der and announced that her
trial for the murder of Jake l..
Hamon was under way. Both
the defense and prescription
announced they were ready
and w r. Coole, the jury bail
iff, at once pulled out the
names of twelve of 157 venire-
men and they took their places
in the jury box.
Mrs. Jake l.. Tnsmmon said today
her greatest fear was that the defend
ant would 60 free. She said she felt
to a greater extent than ever that
years ago when her husband and the
ycupg woman first became acquainted
she should aaye tsker sona action.
In that she was deferred. however she
declared, by the fact that she was a
Christian woman and could do nothing
Of violence against the then Miss Clara
Barton Smith.
Mrs. Hamon, as tears welled into her
eyes, said that time and again she had
contemplated some action to break up
the associations OF her husband and
Miss Smith. but could not bring herself
TO that point.
"Oh. II / only had" said she y
might have had him and these CHI
dren might have had their father"
Mrs. Hamon spoke In bitter terms
nf Mrs. Clara Smith Hamon. referring !
10 her as vampire who repeatedly |
had refused to consider Mr. lannon's
expressed wishes 20 end their associa-
ton. Mrs. Hamon said that on one
Wait to the rooms In a local hotel oc-
cupied by Mr.. Hamon and Clara smith,
she had gazed In amazement upon the
fine clothes there and that she had
taken away a pistol she found .on
Ciaras dresser.
on the street Mrs. Clara Hamon Is
we'll dressed. apparently somewhat
more frail than when she surrendered
last December at III Paso. She drives
about in a motor car and mods as she
recognizes acquaintance, Mrs. Jake
l.. Hamon today took up her Ardmore
residence In new bungalow recently
purchased.
Court attaches today rearrauecd
seats in the courtroom to accommodate
Us many people az possible
"Bluebird Trail Ends In Gricf
ADMORE, Okla, March 10--tu
P.l--The romance Of an Empire |
builder and shepgrl which ended |
with the death Of the former and
wherein the latter found little other
than sorrow at the end Of her Blue. /
bird trail" was to be uufolded in tho
trial Of Clara Smith Hamon which
began here today.
Clara Smith Hamon. known publicly
as secretary for Hemon and divorced
wife Of his nephew. Is alleged to have
f.tally wounded the mulu-mlllionaire
and Republican National Committee
man from Oklahoma. during a auarrtl
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10

CONTINUED on page -
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
Mayor Stated That an Extended
Improvement Program for
City This Year Not Probable.

Strict economy in handling the af-
airs Of the city; careful scrutiny Of its
lills and the Topping off OF needless
expenditures were again urged upon
members Of the city council last night
~ Mayor Hartman in presenting his
budget for the year. Mayor Hartman
asked the aldermen to make sure
hat nothing gets by them when ap-
proving bills and to take care Of the
eity's money with even more diligence
than they would their own.
The possibilities of an extended i'm
provement program for the city this
year is not likely stated the mayor
last night "The estimated income
DeDarf mont
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
PANAMA MnI. Nor AccEpr

WASHINGTON, March 10,--(A. P.l
refuses to accept the arbi-
tration award made BY Justice White
OF the United states supreme court as
a basis of peace with Costa Riea. II
informed the United States govern
Inent in note made public by the
state department.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
DAILY EDITION

The East Orencnian Il EaNiefn cfe-
Eon's groateet ewepanef and aH = etll-
Ing force gives 20 the advertiser ever
twice the guaranteed paid circulation
In Pcndieton and umatilla countS of
any other newspaper.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
TODAY'S
FORECAST

Tonight and
Friday rain or
snow.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
THE WEATHER

Reported BY Major Lee Moorhouse,
weather observer.
Maximum, so.
Minimum, so.
Barometer, 29.50.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-03-10
OlslSnOlilIe Show

An oldsmoblle coupe. Of . delft
blue color and upholstered In eray se-
ro,tt-,,.a =. -.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-02-03

Henry Ftnnsr, -. Wagt LSbsgty.
Iona, sMoro sote0nly 81 pol3co
court this morning that nsvsr again
vill - psrtake q intoxicaats, al
s1Deetally lonon extraee
Heafy en1o one of ~ gTeate1t
exAfhltioAs e tn shfmmy that
Dr0ta1ly ever WAs 49, a nocl
1slaS1. He Nns 70 n6rvoqs when
arralened beCore Magistrate Gle
1AA1 that he couldn't ksop hi hi
on. He said mat IN his homo town
he could iind nothing intoxicating
to drink except lemon extract and
that on coming to Rock Island
Wednesday he had no better luck.
He was Arrested on Fourth Axe-
nus and Twenty-sscond street Ire
wednesday evening while IN I de-
plorable state Of intoxication. His
hands shook 20 this morning that
he could not. sign the jury waiver
and his hand had to be guided in
making his cross. Fenner was re-
leased from custody ON payment of
costs OF the case and WAS told to
90 hack to West Liberty. The man
offered = chicken dinner to the
magistrate for his leniency il he
should ever come to West Liberty.