The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1921-04-14
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Z medicine has done
for 'em, that tho
didn't feel the
need OF it) / paid $I.o8 for bottle OF
i inst TO find out what sort Of sensa-
| ton # produced to cause folks to
talk SO extravagantly-I won't tell all
| know about it noW--no, inoeedy.
| incidentally will mention a few
things it did for Cor .to) me. Soon
after taking the Ist dose begin
CROWN. got two inches higher a
beg pardon mean taller} IN TOUR
days after the end shot begin putin
on fat. | gained Cor perhaps ! should
say added three pounds avoirdup Dis
soon found that it would do ali that
was claimed for it (and little bit
more.) grew so long that had
10 sleep on the floor and so fat that |
had to buy new Mother Hubbard
every I'D day. Mixed with other feed
find it is good for poultry. 1t III.
creases the size, also the number OF
eggs and makes the pullets more ac-
tive (also some other chickens). 1t
! is good for manythings besides your
! particular alment. In fact, after TAX
| in few snorts Of it fellow is plumb
| willin' to write any old sort of testi-
monial land swear to IT'D Its q
derned good substitute for anything |
ever tasted, but should be handled
with care and be kept out Of reach OF
old maids and children.
"The Time is at Hand"
This inscription is said to have APP
peared on an egg found in Okla
honla recently. People will advance
different reasons for this phenome
non. TO my mind the meanin' is very
plain. Briefly it is this, that said arg
was Cor is) long past. due and folks
are warned that the time is at hand
when it is unsafe to be or remain in
territory contiguous to said aig..
/ Don't blame me for the followin,
| verse saw it i'll a paper. would
not be guilty of such doggerel. But
at that it would be fitting epitaph ON
markers" of some tight wads / have
known:
| knew him as old ten per cent, the
more he made the less he spent. the
more he got the more he lent. Hes
dead, | don't know where he went,
but if his soul to heaven was sent,
he'll own the harps and charge 'er
rent :.
Asbestos was known and used by
the Romans 1000 years ago. Some
years since that time have found I'll
extensively used in cheap restaurants
for pie crust, buns, etc.
The city dads (of Wichita) havin
passed an ordinance to keep hogs out
of the city rise to proclaim that 1t is
now in order to pass an ordinance to
prohibit the exhibition of calves" on
the streets.
! As boy on the farm | recall this
incident. One day all the horses on
the place bcin' in use, Dad sent me
to neighbor to borrow boss for
us young-uils to ride to school. told
the neighbor | wanted to borrow a
boss. IAN right" seq he, how
long?" Why" SEE |, the longest
one you have | guess, there's OF US
to ride him.
The Smith family numbers 100000
in the world today. Evidently unset
tied conditions have not affected the
output OF the Smith Mfg. Co. They
seem to be workin' full time.
By golly, last season l thought
short skirts had reached the limit.
| seems / was. HllSSdhCll do " liiS ~
cation of the. ah-limit.
I x day OF two before Easter closed
a contract for a canning factory Oh
my back lot to take care of my vegc-
table crop this season. The day af-
ter Easter / wired the firm to not
ship the plant as | had I empty to-
mato can OH hand and that it would
hold all the garden truck in sight.
On the street t'other day | picked
up key. A little farther on l met a
bewhiskcrcd sad-faced pilgrim and
said to him: "Hcre, old gobblcr is
key just found and for which /
have no use. Please accept it with
best wishes OF the giver." "Ah," SCI
he, thanks. But may l ask what is
this a key TOP "Why," SEE /, Ito a
key hole, to be shore" Up. S. At the
inquest it was discovered that he was
dead, cause unknown.)
III AS the season advances and mus
tard greens and wild onions appear in
the fence corners and the time for
pickin' young squirrels draw nigh, the
l call of the wild takes hold on me and
I / am as restless and uncertain in my
movements as man sittin on hot
stove lid with his feet on cake of
flee tryin' to memorize the 10 COM
mandments. Do you ever get that
way?
4 There are quite lot OF foreigners,
such as Chinks, Mex, Dagos, Mig
i gers and SIGH, T'other day was out
\ ridin' with friend We passed .
fruit stand operated bv Greek
"Slick fellow, that" remarked my
friend, referring to said Greek.
Nothing strange about that" seq /.
"he came fromo Greece"
Awphul-lf True
sailed a stor-- ocean once (now
listen while telD our good ship was
dandy and it rode the "waveletsn
well. When just about ia way across