The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-03-31
LOST: BEAGLE HOUND, VICINITY OF
Second avenue and Thirteenth street.
Name Jack. Reward. SIT Twelfth
street

THE word lost reminds us of something
We have neglected to express the hope that
one armed man found our m. 0. |. soiled grey
kid glove II man with the. usual number
of hands found it we'll flip a quarter to decide
whether he returns it or gets its lonesome
mate.
THANKS, ZEKE: WE FEEL THE SAME
Sur: Yure friend C. F., H. il shure sum pote
He noze hiz jogerfy, an he'z a reglar ole sault
wen ct kums to ships end portz end sech.
Then he gitzs his stuf together in seeh fine
langwidge 1t gitz me how he bitches up so
butifull, aggregates and camels loads end tur-
quois depths end zenith suns end rowing moons
end buccaneers end tempered steel end opa-
descent tides. Hez sure way upper. Thet
maiks ct seam all the bettur wen he talks ov
'Bering Straight" ez tho he wuz sum kin O.
mine.
I'm graft on the See evin if she duz gobbul
upsomutchstuf. -ZEKE YRITERITE.
P. S. C. E. HIS last hahn mite be Kinrite, ;
DISILLUSlONMENT.
At nghtfall when the window shades are
And candle light upon my book is playing, ,
The phantoms Of a past long dead and gone
Are born again and through my room go
straying;
Old loves that once my youthful heart were
swaying
Across a waste of years they mock me saying:
Now you are old, your dreams are all
| departed"
What can l answer when the old dreams bring
Remembrance of ancient days and pleasure.
When love was young and life was at its spring,
| And vagrant moments fed to youthful
measure?
What wealth of dreaming piling up its treasure
REEVES the laughter and the songs of May
Gay memories to ponder on at leisure
OF hours of long ago and far away.
LENvo1.
Prince attend, don't jest with youthful vision
+ In days when red romance finds us full
hearted
Too soon the past shall mock US with derision ::
"Now you are old, your dreams are all
departed. &C. E. H.
amuck with a meat cleavers t'other day
No blood was spilled. THE fact" relates the
Evansville Journal, that the spolice were able
TO mark him.E' in conduct in recent years won
Watson leniency in city court Monday"
When our daughter brings home report card
marked e. she gets anything but leniency.
WHO'S WHO IN HoosIANA.
Mon Cher Tombstone: Your special cor
respondent from South Bend, Ind is able to
4 report autHUtltdllVeiy In8L w. ShakeSDeare
Esq, formerly Of Stratford-on-Avon was eyre
giously in error, when he made the cynical
query, Whats in a name" For in this fair
city. where hourly many Studebaker gasoline
chariots are born. we have noted that there
are two surgical gentlemen with the names
Bofam and Neifer. 1 think they do Then
Messrs. Slick and Slick comprise legal firm
here. And Rev. Long is the name of one OF
the ministers in this Indiana burg. / haven't
sampled any Of his sermons vet, but trust that
they are not rs his name. Do hear You ask
ing me, "Hoosier preacher in South Bend!
Well, am planning to be at the church Of
Rev. c. H. Law. (Stull MemoriaD where an
ticipate receiving "the l. and the gospel
NORMALLY yours. e. W. S.
MEBBE our South Bend correspondent
could supply a suitable comment further re-
futing his friend w. 81 on the appointment OF
John Leek a. city sprinkler of Aledo, ILL.,
OUR feeling on the subject is 80 strong that
repetition Is unavoidable.
ABAS le Critiqus Culinaire!!