Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-14

TUNES are concerned, Dut why HOt
go the whole route, put the orehes-
ira out in the alley, and give the
lsingers a chance.
/ Famous Backs.
| QUARTER
So on the job,
| Cut V in the -.
| Particularly Kitty Gordon's.
Prohibiting tobacco will never eff
feet the manufacture of some
lcigars.
Many an Albuquerque parlor
could be appropriately called a
mushroom.
The Citizens League for Better
Motion Pictures told Gov. Richie,
of Maryland. that kisses shouldn't
be over three feet.
| In New Mexico, when taken
standing up, they are generally over
four feet.
This Is Not Taught In the Journal
ism Glass.
MAY l print kiss on your lips"
I asked,
And she granted her sweet per-
+ E mission; N
So we went to press, and l rather
1 guess,
We turned out full edition.
LOST-A dog with a diamond
on his tail. The dog belongs to
Chief Gausha, but the RESPONSE
bility rests with Rabbi Bergman.
The reward offered is a good
story about another dog that had
the toothache. but no diamond.
A porter at our railway station
could not only help the Santa Fe
carry its responsibilities, but he
could perform a similar service for
the passengers baggage.
| When a man goes on trip in the
springtime, he doesn't know wheth-
er to take a light coat or heavy
one, but a woman can put on her
new fall toys and be perfectly COM
| Portable regardless of the weather.
The reason why some men now
prefer movie shows to regular per-
/ formanCes is because there isn't any
acts.
my watch amt got no hands on
it," said Mack, as he raked the
lawn, but 1 always know when 20
quit"
At It's Apartments In the High
lands, and Will 1t Lie in State2
| LIES tragedies are not always
! known,
| Newspapers only print the great;
We always reap as we have sown
Before we reach the pearly gate.
] Frinstance.
An urchin and a big cigar,
| Were lying side by side,
The urchin he was only sick,
But the big cigar had died.
! Every woman knows if she brags
on her husband she can make him
do anything she wants him to do.
But no wife seems to realize that
her hubby can gain his point by
telling her what good cook she is.
/ New Mexico History.
| Excerpts from a standard publ
| "-. cation.)
| SANTA lF1E.. While it can hard
ly be said to be strictly modern e. :.
lit does very well for just getting
!, started in the world.
| AGRICULTURE. Il. The farmers
of New Mexico are strong for silk
shirts.
LIVESTOCK. -. Each band of
sheep has a goat or two--in addi-
ton to the herder.
l CLIMATE AND HEALTH RE
ISORTS. :. For centuries the Ip-
| dams lived and thrived without a
| drugstore on every corner. could
be happy without office buildings
| full of doctors.
| CLIFF JEWELLERS. -. . Column
bus, compared to the ancient cliff
| dweller was O modern -up-to-
| the minute sailor.
GRAN QUIVIRA NATIONAL
MONUMENT, Primitive dentist
ry flourished. as today - because
of the widespread eating of home
4 made biscuits.
Ell MORRO NATIONAL MON
| UMENT. +. The practice of carving
! names and dates has come straight
| down to us and is very human
1 trait. 1t is by no means limited to
explorers and adventures these
| days. % 49,. as .,
An eastern correspondent on an
article In a middle western paper,
dealing with the feudists of West
Virginia and Kentucky, shows his
lack of knowledge of the vernacu-
lar of the Cumberland mountain
eer, when he makes one say to am
other, I'm law you for those hogs
"Them hogs is correct, English
in that district. "~
| However, he retrieves with the
following:
| "I've got two kinds of moon
shine, corn and apple. Which'll
vail have?"
| And the native answers Both"
| Anybody who now goes out to
] paint the town red has TO use water
eolors. That is, of course, unless.
4 Dandelions used to be cursed as
a nuisance, but that was before Mr..
Nolstead took charge of things.
| Don't forget your shamrock
| Thursday!
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