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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-02-08
Rural Sarcasm

NuI0i c"ENS>"
Not much cider is manufactured In
wesctchester for sale. nearly oil Of
II being consumed at home. Two
farmers were comparing notes.
"How many barrels have you put
up this year. Joel3" said one.
only seven. Silas." was the re-
ply.
"Got any handyf"
"sure thing. silas." And Joel went
into the house returning soon with
some Of the apple elixir in q big tin
dipper. There" said he. "Try that"
And Elias slipped.
. "Well. what do you think Of
itf" Joel inquired.
Silas shook his head doubiously.
Don't you like 1t. Silas" was the
anxious query"
How many barrels did you say
you made. Joel'" asked silas'
Seven"
"well. Joel. II you had had another.
apple you might have made eight"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-02-08

A law making high heels n crime
Is urged by Massachusetts, doctors.
The law won't 20 over. All these 9TH
or prohibitions that have recently
been voted were laws that took some-
thing away from the men. But when
II comes to taking privileges away
from the women. then look out for
the womsn's vote.
Roiio Groesbeck says that those
1000 would-be postmasters at least
can thank President Wilson for the
compliment.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
MASS EMIGRATION
IN RUSSIA ALARMING
Six Million Persons Liuing in
Carts Without Shelter.

Mass emigration, great trek"
prompted alike by the growth of the
famine and tho terror of cholera and
typhus, Is one of the most alarming as
poets OF the Russian situation, accord
ing to correspondent of the London
Ddilp Netcs. Great numbers of the
peasantry. some bearing with them a
portion of their household belongings
others with scarcely enough clothing to
cover them, are wandering over the
countryside, and 1t Is estimated that no
less than six million are living in carts
without shelter of any kind.
This has the effect not only of spread
ing the epidemic Of typhus and cholera.
but also OF rendering agricultural re-
habilitation impossible. In one district,
it is reported. so great has been tho
emigration that IL is possible to buy a
whole farm for eighty pounds OF flour.
Only the arrival In few districts OF
the first relief trains has brought the
mass emigration to a standstill. and as
the promises Of foreign aid. through the
representatives of Herbert Hoover s
realized. there Is a growing tendency
among the peasants TO remain at home.
Government efforts to induce nom
famine areas to help are in evidence In
the huge posters recently displayed at
the Minsk railway station depicting the
starving peesantry anxiously scanning
the horizon for the expected food trains.
The correspondent continues that in the
campaign on the famine front coal is
almost as essential as corn. more fuel
meaning that twenty food trains can be
rushed to the famine zone where two
are sent now.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
GERMAN PASSENGER
SHIP REACHES PORT
Bayern, First Since 1914,
Brings $50 in Steerage
and 8 i'm Cabin.
CITY's BOATS SALUTE
Hylan Committee and $50
German-Americans Meet
Vessel at Quarantine.

The Hamburg American liner Bayern.
the first German passenger carrying ship
to enter this port since 1914, came up
the harbor yesterday after being wei
coined by a special committee Of city
officials headed by Frank Mann. Tene-
ment House Commissioner.
The city steamers Correction and John
F. Hylan. the former gayly decorated
and with the city's committee and $50
German Americans on board, went down
to Quarantine to greet the new liner.
These ships saluted vigorously, bat most
of the other harbor craft restrained their
anthusis SIN. She flew the usual German
merchant ensign of black, white and red
stripes.
The liner was launched early in the
summer from the Vegesak yards, In
Germany. She can burn either oil or
coal and Is of 9,014 gross tons. Her first
trip across the ocean was stormy, Capt.
Otto Schwambirger reported.
Among the nine cabin passengers on
board was Max Warnholtz, dean of the
Hamburg American line directors, and
well known to former Hamburg -Ameri-
can line officials and other shipping men
here. The ship docked at pier Sc. at the
foot of West Forty-sixth street. Emil
Lederer, passenger manager of the
United American Lines, the Hartman
organization. greeted the officers of the
new ship. as did large crowd outside
the dock. She had on board $50 steer
age passengers.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
FIFTH AVE. HOSPITAL
READY NEXT SPRING
Expert Treatment at Mod
crate Cost Is Object.

The Fifth Avenue hospital. covering
the entire block in Fifth avenue between
1o5th and 1o6th streets. and built for
those who will not accept charity yet
cannot afford to pay ordinary hospital
rates, will be ready for occupancy next
spring. it was announced yesterday.
Expert treatment such as the rich pay
for and the poor receive through char
iiy. will be provided at q scale expected
TO be satisfactory to persons of moderate
or limited means. The hospital will give
every patient room OF his own. Every
room win be an outside room. a unit
than can be heated. ventilated and reno
waited without regard to the other rooms.
The heads of the hospital assert that 1t
will revolutionize the present system of
hospital operation.
The part that privacy and content
ment play in helping to cure human ills
has been reckoned with in building the
Fifth Avenue Hospital
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
MAJESTIC TO TEST
NEW YORK'S DOCKS
Berthing Of Worlds Largest
Steamship Will Be Diff
cult Problem.

Announcement that the worlds largest
steamship. the White Star liner Majestic,
will be ready for service between New
York and Southampton next spring calls
the attention of shipping mon at this
port TO a severe pier and docking prob
lem. The longest piers In New York
Harpor ara too short for the Majestic,
and the task of swinging this supergiant
INTO a berth will be the biggest Job
ever tackled by the docking experts that
are employed by the big steamship COM
panics.
New York is probably the most diff
cult port In the world in which to dock
a great ocean liner" docking expert
said yesterday. This is because New
York is the only port where the docks
are at right angles to a river in which
strong tides flow regularly. A ships
captain is usually pictured as experienc-
ing his greatest worry when his vessel
Is at sea buffeted by wind and wave.
As a matter of fact. storms are of small
concern to masters Of modern liners.
His anxiety really begins in quiet har-
bors where his ship Is hampered by
lack of room to, manoeuvre.
His speed Is limited to bare steerage-
way He is confined TO channel in
which often he cannot turn around. He
MIST be cautious about passing craft.
Ir New York Harbor, where the piers
are like the teeth of huge comb, he
must come to full stop and swing the
great bulk OF his ship crosswise to the
flowing tide hold II there and nose his
way into one of the openings. Not dar-
ing to make use Of the ships own tre-
mendous power by reason of lack of
room, he must use from dozen to
twenty tugs II his vessel is as long as
the Mauretaria or the Olympic IL be-
comes . tremendous anxiety when II
comes to such a ship as the, 912 foot,
Sc, 900 ton Ma aJestic.
"A marine engineer recently estf-
mated that II one of the big liners should
bump into pier at the rate OF even five
miles an hour, about as fast as man
goes when walking rapidly. the force
would equal that of 14.400 automobiles
To ston a ship in a second when II IL
going Iat Ave miles an hour requires
force equal 10 2Ss.521 horsepower. AS
soon as the ship Is within hcaving line
distance of the pier. hawsers measuring
twelve inches AROUND and tested to l3l,-
600 pounds are attached. and they have
10 be carefully watched. for II the
tensile strength is exceeded these big
ropes would snap like threads.
"Once within the slip the vessel Is
eased along the dock with the aid OF
spring lines. or hewsers running from
forward and aft playing over string
clutches, or butts. on the pier amidships
OF the vessel. when one OF the soo
footers is docked her bow Is so close
TO the pier head that II can almost be
touched. Her stern Is protected from
ma ssjnr river craft by bulkheads built
out info the river.
",rhere will be many anxious moments
when II comes to docking the gigantic
Majestic"
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
FIRE PREVENTION
PARADES PLANNED
Demonstrations Will Be Held
in Manhattan and Brooklyn
October 10 and IL.
LECTURES FOR CHILDREN
Motion Picture Houses,
Churches and Schools Will
Take Part i'm Crusade.

Two parades, one in Manhattan on
October IL. will be features Of Fire Pre-
vention Week. which will be observed
from October o to October is. inclusive.
New fire apparatus will be carried in
these fire preparedness demonstrations.
each of which will be led by Deputy
Chief Hayes and the Fire Department
Band
The whole city will be placarded with
signs bearing slogans intended to en-
phasize the ever present fire danger in
this city. All motion picture houses Will
show "slides" OF the same chartcter and
schools and churches will participate.
Restaurants will offer Fire Prevention
menu cars" carrying fire danger sugges-
tions and warnings.
In public and parochial schools exer-
cises have been planned In which fire
men will talk to the pupils. Fire Com
missioner brennan said yesterday that
the most forceful methods that can be
devised will be used to remind New
Yorkers Of the continuous fire hazard. i
I'VE are going to ask New Workers II
they are doing their part to help make
their city q safe place to live in" the
Commissioner said yesterday. I'VE will
show them that fires that burn down
houses help keep rents up to high fig
ure. We will try to impress upon the
public than gasolene is more dangerous
In q home than dynamite. and that 1t
Is ch lper to pay for dry cleaning than
it is to buy funeral from an under
talker.
Fires should be prevented to-day be-
cause tomorrow 1t might be too late.
The best time and way to stop fire Is
10 remove all rubbish now. for cleanli-
ness and fire safety go hand In hand.
There were 129 lives lost and 1S9 per-
sons injured because of fires in this
city last year. Carelessness was respon-
sible for 81 per cent. of the fires. AL
together in this city there were H..63S
fires, 4,SS2 of which were In the tene-
ments and 1878 of which were in other
kinds of dwellings. The average loss
per fire was 81 ,2A.SO.
There is a fire some place in New
York every twenty minutes This rate
can be slowed down materially. Re-
moval of all rubbish and junk is one
way of doing it. The stopping of care
less smoking is still another way. The
city belongs to the people and they
should try hard not to burn 1t up"
In anticipation of Fire Prevention
Week Commissioner brennan met yes
terday at Fire Headquarters with Fire
Chief John Kenlon and Deputy Chief
Hayes to work out a schedule of ac-
tivities for the week. The whole pro-
sramme will be carried out by the Fire
Department in cooperation with the ma
tional and New York boards OF fire
underwriters.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
SWALLOWED PIN FORCES
A SERIOUS OPERATION
Mrs. Catherine Laurence,
Author, Is Recovering.

a pin swallowed years ago almost
caused the death recently of Mrs. Cath
crime Lawrence. author OF many chill
drens books and editor of weekly
newspaper. Mrs. Lawrence. whose home
Is at 90 Jewell street, Brooklyn. Is re-
covering fro man operation in which the
pin was removed from her abdomen.
ASeveral weeks ago Mrs. Lawrence suf-
fered protracted spells OF intense pain.
She consulted a physician and various
treatments we're tried None gave any
relief however and finally she was re-
moved to Greenpoint Hospital. There
ar Y ray photograph was made which
showed the pin embedded in tho alb
dornnal wall.
Since undergoing the operation Mrs.
Lawrence has suffered from weakness.
Three blood transfusions were made and
last nisht II was said she was out Of
danger.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
SHOT DEAD REFUSING
TO PAY FOR SUPPER
Pep Brophy Fights Propri-
etor and Is Killed.

Frank Brophy. 30. OF ESQ Tenth ave-
nue., was shot to death last night in
the Chelsea oyster House, 4o1 West
Twenty-eishth street A fight in which
Theodore savala. proprietor OF the
restaurant was struck with a table.
preceded The shooting. Savala was
,coked up to await arraignment on a
charge o. hcmicide.
From witnesses according TO Detec-
tives Finn and Jenkins, OF the West
ThIrtieth street police station. 1t was
learned that Brophy and another man
ate supper IN tho restaurant and then
refused to pay the bill. Savala chased
them out Of the store. Brophy returned
later with second man and the fight
was renewed. Achair and q. table were
flung at Savala. He dropped to the
floor behind the counter. but quickly re-
appeared with pistol In his hand. six
shots were fired and when passersby
entered to investigate. Brophy was
lying dead across the entrance.
Brophy was longshoreman and en-
ploved In the Chelsea water front He
was known as Pop Brophy.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
HANGMAN OF HUNGARY
DEFENDS HIS CALLING
Honorable as Those of Kings,
Judges and Ministers.

BUDAPEST, Oct. 1.-The hangman of
Hungary has risen to indignant defence
of his calling and denounced those who
asst slurs upon II. He was prompted by
sneering references made in the Hun
garian National Assembly Friends OF
former Emperor Charles and the anti
Hapsburgs are always quarreling there.
ard In Some cases have shouted at one
another, "The hnngmsn is your friend
Michael Bali. the official hangman,
has resented such slurs MY vocation, =
he writes to the President Of the Ma
tioneI Assembly. "is as honorable and
useful as that OF judges. lawyers min
lstcrs or kings. Why should the old
srperstition hold In modern times that
the hangman's profession Is disgraceful
abomlnabic and loathsome7 My friends
are all perfect gentlemen. and any mem.
her of Parliament can consider II only
hattery when he is called my friend
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
LINER PARIS IN WITH
A LIST OF NOTABLES
French Ship Lands I,I8O A.
ter Stormy Trip.

After fighting her way through stormy
weather at good rate Of speed, the
French liner Paris reached port yes
tcrday with 1.1S0 passengers on board.
including 493 in the first cabin. Among
them was Harold f. Mccormick. presi-
dent of the International Harvester
Company. He declined to discuss per-
scnal matters. He was met by his
daughter Miss Muriel Mccormick. who
is studying for stage work, and by his
son. Harold f. Mccormick, Jr.
r. M. Haan. proprietor of the st.
Regis Hotel, returned with Mrs. Haan.
their daughter, Hortense. and their
daughter and son-in-law. Gen. and Mrs
Alexander Won Diosy. Mr. Haan spent
five months In Budapest and Vienna
and reported that the latter capital
was gay with jewelry. beautiful women.
brightly lighted hotels and cafes and
niultitudes of tourists. despite the ter
rible condition OF Austria. Some of the
money spent trickles down through va
rious channels to the Impoverished bulk
of the people. but the rate OF exchange
makes living costs exorbitant except to
Americans with dollars instead of
crowns.
"The Vienna workman is getting big
pay" he said, but II is absolutely nee
essary for the reconstruction Of Austria
that she get help from the United
States. II we extend to them the help
they need they will buy bur goods, saw
ing for us another market in Europe.
which we need.
Hungary Is living under fine condi-
tions agriculturally. With bumper crops
and rich farmers the country ought 20
go ahead rapidly, and believe It would
were il not for the unsettled political
situation"
Eugene Higgins. one of the executors
Of the will of the late James Gordon
Bennett and an intimate friend of the
newspaper publisher, arrived here for
his first visit to this country since be-
fore the war
Among the others on board we're Mr.
and Mrs. Charles w. Morse who have
spcnt two months In Germany and Bel
eium: Blaine EliSins and his sister Mrs
William Hit. formerly Miss Katherine
Elkins: Charles II. Crane. United states
Minister 70 China. who declined TO say
anything about affairs there or In
Russia Charles NJ. Chaplin, Miss Anne
Morgan, Mrs. George Montgomery Tuttlc
who has been conducting school OF
music in Fontainebleau Antoine Borges.
general agent OF the French Line IN
this country Nine. de Sieyes de veyncs
wife OF an attache OF the French En-
ba@sy Jacques Coini Of the Chicago
Opera Company. Otto Well of the Metro
politan Opera Company, Prof. Arnold
van Gennap. lecturer OF the Federation
OF French Alliances in the United States
and Canada Commodore l.. ID. Beau.
mont. Miss p. Damrosch. Baron and
Baroness de Meyer. Mrs. Robert Jeath.
erbee. William Jarvis and Commandan'
Rigai. French Naval Attache in Wash
ington.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
STOOL PIGEONS BANNEp.

CHICAGO, Oct 1.-THE use OF criminals
as stool pigeons" to furnish evidence
on which to arrest other criminals has
been discontinued by the Chicago Police
Department. the September Grand Jury
announced In It's final report to-day. The
Grand Jury investigated reports that
policemen were using some criminals to
trap others.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
NovENA FOR JOAN OF ARC.
Services In EImburst Church Dcdi-
Gated TO Her.

A novcna In honor OF the warrior
saint OF France. st. Jeanne dare. will
begin to-day In the first church In the
United States that was dedicated 10
her. the church at Fillmore avenue and
Twenty-fifth street, Jackson Heights,
Elmhurst. L. I.
Back OF the main altar is the war
SCARED statue OF the Maid OF Orleans.
presented to the parish by tho town OF
Ban-de- Laveiine. In the Vosges. and
taken from q small church which was
constantly under fire during the war
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
DENNY PRAISES rwo HEROES.

WASHINGTON. Oct. 1.---Secretary DENNY
has written letters OF commondatlon 10
Louis Philip Bruso. pharmacist mate. of
Decatur. ILL.,, and Tracy Frank EaIv
hospital apprentice, of San Antonio.
TEX, for their rescue of Robert Lee
COOK hospital apprentice. from drown
IL, 1921.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
Al on ARMY "FIRsr CALL" LIST

J.EAvENoRTIr. Kan. Oct. 1.--Forty-
one officers. graduates OF the general
staff class. general service schools, Fort
Leavenworth, have been placed on the
General staff Corps eligible list 20 an
swer "frst calf when an emergency ex-
lists. or whenever highly trained military
SPECIALISTS are needed by the United
ssAtes, H. was announced to-day.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
WILL WORK on FULL TIME.

specioI Despotoh 70 THE NEW yorF Herald.
OrEco. Conn., Oct. According to
notices posted in various mills Of Wins
ham. Tolland and New London coun-
ties. more than 5000 textile workers Of
different kinds will go on full time again
on Monday, many OF them having been
or short time schedule since year ago.
Interviews with many mill treasurers
fail to show any Intended wass rcduc-
tfc-
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
NAVAL TUG STILL AGROUND.

WAsHrNGToN. oct dispatches u
the Navy Department. made public to.
dny. said the naval tug Bagaduce still
was aground near New London, Conn,
although resting easily In twelve feet OF
water. and in no immediate danger The
dispatches corrected a previous report
that the tug had been floatcd
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
rwo HunT At CHESTER FIRE

CHESTER. Pa. Oct. Fire to-day
caused damage estimated at 100000
to the factory Of the Chester Bedding
Company Harvey Mauger and Howard
Bardsley. neighbors. we're injured when
line OF hose knocked them down o cell
lar window. They were sent TO a hos
pifaI
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
EARTH SHOCKS SCARE
UTAH AND ILLINOIS FOLK
Brick and Stone Buildings in
EIsinore Abandoned.

SALT LAKE CITY. Oct 1.-All brick
and stone buildings in Elsinore, a small
hamlet 100 miles south of here. were
earthquake shocks this morning. in
creased damage wrought by tremors
Thursday and Friday.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02

PEYSER.-Mr. ana Mrs. II. >. and Mr.. ano
Mrs. s. Peyser wish their relatives and
friends 8 happy New Year.
RosENMoND.-Mr. and Mrs. M. H. Rosen-
nond. 420 West End av.. wish all their
relatives and friends happy New Year.
RosENTHAL-1oRY. and Mrs. Jack
Rosenthal and family; Mr. and Mrs A.
=. Rosenthal. 1918 Crotona Park East
Mr. Mr. snS snS Mrs Ws., Hss ,scy and and fsm
Kopai Lory and family. 1853 wadsworth
av., extend TO relatives and friends their
wIrhes for a happy and prosperous New
Year.
SAPHIER.--Mr. and Mrs. Solomon J. Ss-
phier and sons wish their relatives and
friends happy New Year.
900 Riverside Drive. wish a happy and
prosperous New Year to their relatives
and friends.
| SCHECToR.--Mr. and Mrs Morris s. shec-
tor OF 412 East 10th ST. extend to their
| friends and relatives New Year greetings
SCIfULANG.-Mrs Rose Schuang and sons
of 141 West 10th ST. wish their relatives
! and friends happy and prosperous New
Year.
sILBERMANN.--Mr. and Mrs. Phillip Sill
hermann of 1851 7th av.. express their
best wishes for happy New Year to their
! relatives and friends.
sOBEL.--Mr. and Mrs. Henry sobel. sos
Convent av.. extend 20 their relatives and
friends their best wishes for a happy and
prosperous New Year
SOLOMON Mr.. and Mrs. o. Solomon and
tend 10 their relatives and friends happy
New Year.
sTERN.-Mr and Mrs. Morris Stern Of 100
Riverside Drive and ~ Beach 35ti St:
Edgcmcre l.. l.. wish their relatives ana
friends happy and prosperous New Year.
sTERNGoLD.-Mr. and Mrs. Jack sterngold
OF G2o West i35th st., wig 's'- relatives
and friends prosperous and>heppy New
Year.
sTrRNGoLD.--Mr. and Mrs. Harry stern
gold OF $50 West 141st ST.. wish thei~
relatives and friends happy and pres
porous New Year
sTEINTHAI.--Mr and Mrs. 7. steinthai of
t50 East 0ist ST. wish their relatives r'sd
friends happy and prosperous now year
sTErNTHAI..-Mrs J. steinthal and ron,
1922 Madison av., greet their relatives
! and friends. wishing them happy New
| Year.
| UNGER.--Mr and Mrs. r 7. Unger ~ 1881
Tth av. wish 70 extend to their many
friends and relatives very cordial greet
ing for happy and prosperous New year.
/ vOLTTER. Mr.. and Mrs. A. volttcr and
family Of s0i West 1osth st. wish TO ex-
tend TO their relatives and friends n happy
/ and prosperous New Year.
| their relatives and friends happy and
prosperous New Year.
| wASsERSTROM,--M and Mrs. T.. r.. Was
scrstrom and family formerly Mt los West
12oth ft), o4o West psth st. wish their
relatives and friends happy and pros
porous New Year.
/ WOLF Mr.. and Mrs Abe Wolf. the Misses
Sadye and Miriam and Monroe j. Wolf.
OF cO50 East 14th ST.. Flatbush. take this
means means OF wishing ing ,rd.. ,ns,, rsasises Nsw yssr
zINfMERMAN.--Mr. and Mrs. N. thinner
man. 215 Ocean Parkway. wish to extend
v.sS.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02

HARRISBURG. Ill. Oct. 1.-Two distinct
shocks. believed to have been caused by
slight earthquake. were felt here early
to-day. Houses were shaken and sleep
ers aroused, but no damage was re-
ported.
The New York herald., 1921-10-02
Destroy the "Unborn'

II ia only temporary cure to
DESTROY the living bugs. The eggs-
the FUTURE BUGS-must be de-
stroyed.
Our safe, swift, certain process
destroys the EGGS giving lasting
relief.
Payment for our work is subject
to COMPLETE determination.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1921-05-19

ter. Of Lewisburg. NJ. S. Hodges.
clerk Of tie house OF delegates. and
T. u. Lewis. OF the public service
commission, are sure to be here.
Houston i YOUNG, secretary Of
state and many others will repre.
scut the class of 1906.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-09
Reason No. 4

spherical combustion chamber Engineers
striving to perfect this type combustion
unable to
having provide for pockets for valves oper
the head OF the motor
drilling hole in the the
in the latter position
OF bad rings otherwise thrown
The pockets
harbor dead that produces
their already troublesome
will that there pockets In THIS motor and that
the
of the exhaust or intake space under the
dn No unobsfIcted
obstruction to it's
exhaust intake
he forced through the
combustion chamber
all directions alike"
In poppet side and naturally
results large loss of