The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-05-09

And after many twists snd alps
Achieved Z very gentle Kissing! -.
No mere adult could hope To guess
The Joy that came to that wee laddie-
Tho Deep ecStatic happiness
When first he whistled for his daddy.
THE Chicago Tribune calls Dr. Russell an
osteopath, the United Press designates him az
a chifopractor. while, according 70 the New
York Tribune, he II "chffopfActieer". Our
feeling about the stfllman case . G1most neg
lixiblS, but W think the Russell person has
earned new dsgre4. His single should read:
"Dr. Hugh Russell, G. A. D.
News While Yoa Wait
Iron the Annawan (Ill) News1
Rev. Nel1ott and family left Monday
for Iowa, where they will visit his moth
er who will accompany them home for
visit uAter-They have returned.)
THE greatest idols are bound to fall Car
tOcniSt Darling has always excited our wonder
and admiration DecAuse his spelling W. -
gooo as his cartoons, but t'other day he labeled
one of his characters "Old Man Invested
Capitol.
THAT is WHAT MADE HIN PALE
Sir: You're right, sir. After much expert
menting ina that my blue ink turns green
ID. a L. t. A. ever had any particular eject on
the pale blue Ass"? sim MIC.
P.S.: I'm glad this ink controversy is blot
ted out You had me worried for a couple Of
hourA began wondering whether I'd be able
to pass the color test In the next wars. N.
|. II NEVER understood before what it meant
to be father or mother" wrote the Canadian
Apollo, but know now" That ID bit pu1-
cling to Us, but perhaps the Quincy whig-Joufual
cclyumist, who recently perpetrated the line,
Specially If the Erandson's q boy. can
explain.
Love and synta1.
rFrom Heart and Home Probl1ans".1 20
Dear Mrs. Thompson: What co you
think Of = young man who was going
with you and had asked you to marry
him and then said II you were not more
afrectionate be would 30 to call On his
former sweetheart, whom he says was
anectionate
AND then We have the grateful carpenter
rho writes to the patent medicine vsoder. Il
used TO could hardly drag myself out Of bed
In the mornings but Plutora's given me the
strength to stand a good hard days work
now"
As a &. b. DIS ". may We suggest an S-hour
session with a grammar?
A PUNK PUN on POP.
Time: Last winter.
JESETCA: There is fathaw coming. Why does
he walk 50 queer?
i'm: His mobile mechanism ID kind Of
| wobble gear.
NAV: He's very likely found q place to
| get some hoOch or bear.
SOLOMON: Such a conclusion, an sure, is
/ not correct nor nice.
By looking very closely you'll dis
| Germ its Pop on ice -B. B. s.
A SCOTCH student announces that there arc
l774,746 words in the bible. He spent three
years counting them. The world would have
pronted more AMPLY BY reading the bible for
three yearA- Us? We-ee-u, we HAVE
read it.
ALPHABETICAL FL
(The following lines close with rhyming
words beginning with the rs letters OF the
lalphabet)
In the days Of good Queen Anne
Lived an ordinary man.
Known to those throughout his clan
By the sobriQuet OF Dan,
Though his real name was Ian
He was NO gram1artan,
Could not be librarian,
Never served - juryman,
Never looked on king or khan,
Nor upon lady's fan,
Nothing knew OF Yucatan,
Nor Of things Zidonian,
Never fostsred scheme or plau
Deemed to be Utopian.
He was not an oppidAn,
Nor an eptcuriAn,
But q toiler In the van.
On his face was honest tan.
In his bread was much Of bran.
He'd wife whose name was Man.
Playfully he called her Kan.
Joyfully his race he ran.
Stricken by Quotodian,
Death soon laid him cold and wan.
Thus in brief his life We scan-
an h1s historian. M u. HAND
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TIE Milwaukee road. says the Port Byron
Globe. will commence 1t once the erection Of
new 100000 union depot 1t Port Byron"
The Globe will have to become . daily Ia kaen
In step with the progress Of that burg.