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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10
THERE AMT NO HI! TIKI
HI THERE ANTI

-lHItSE AIN NJ Ill. Hi T.
HI THERE ANTI
There was man who oft denied
A place like hell existed.
One night he dreamed that he had
died
Something he ate which had been
fried
What place is this?" the dreamer
cried.
TO which I have been listed ?"
He saw more men than he could tell
With not a woman showing;
a ScOtchman said, Judge for your
sci"
The dreamer sighed. II know il we'll.
No women here-this must be hell
Excuse me. friends. I'm going"
If SHERLOCK HOLMES EVER
COMES TO SOUTH BEND WE'RE
GOING To SIC HIM ONTO THE
FOLLOWING LOCAL MYSTE-
RIES:
Where does the dandruR come
from on Badly Burkart's coat?
How does Doc Hill get out from
behind the wheel of his car with
out the aid OF a block and tackle?
Does Milt Frudenstein eat his
breakfast and lunch both together
at $3.50 o'clock every morning?
Why is it that the only way you
can locate South Bend banker this
week is to have him PACED at the
Country club?
What does Fred Bryan do to earn
a living besides read electric meters
What's become of the Miracle
Man?
why does Doc Wolfe run the dan
ger Of nervous breakdown by
working so hard?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10
Hairbows Are
Fresh and New

and just in from New
York.
There are bright coIors
and dull, plaids and
stripes, everything a girl
could desire to help to
make her haii her
crowning glory. The
prices on these ribbons
vary widely and you
are sure to find what
you want.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10

says she was very much surprised
when she opened up the envelope.
IN TILE EDITORS MAID.
DR.. Charles Stoltz. who amt no
relation 10 Doc Hill although they're
in about the same shape, read an
editorial in The News-Times about
the need OF weighing the babies oft
ener and then set down and wrote
us the following letter, which we
feel sure will be Of vast interest TO
medical men but other dumbbells as
wei. The letter follows:
Dear Tower Of Babel
At last the problem is solved!
I have often wondered what can
have been lacking in the construct
i've metaboic processes superindu-
cling the emaciation Of such poor
devils as Cupic Collins. Dudley
Shively. DR.. Hill and your humble
servant.
John Zuver has brushed away at
one feel swoop" the mystery-we
we're not weighed sufficiently often
during the stage Of our existence CO.
incident with trying 10 put our feet
into our oral anatomy! Is 1t TOO late
now to get weighed?
Sincerely yours,
DIR. STOLTZ.
Oh. goodness gracious no. Doc,
there's lots of time yet. Tony Bar
retts flour and feed scales is open 10
the public every day from TO 6.
LIES TRAGEDIES.
She rent tn air,
With piercing note.
She'd found a hair,
Upon his coat.
Her poor heart bled,
With grave concern.
Tn hair was red,
And wasn't hern.
CURTAIN.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10

Lowering rents will get a rising vote of thanks
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10

Summer heat isn't as bad as summer colds
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10

There's no closed season for still hunting.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10
TheTOword(BabQl.
Bill Armstrong E

"Cupie" Collins sent his girl a
bathing suit for her birthday. He
says she was very much surprised
when she opened up the envelope.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10

DO your Christmas saving early.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10
AUGUST 10. 1921

We now suffer see-sickness
Blue laws have gone blooey.
DO your Christmas saving early.
There's no closed season for still hunting.
Summer heat isn't as bad as summer colds
Lowering rents Will get rising vote of thanks.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10

% 1890 S1.a5
Foreign Rate. S165 Per Month.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10

Blue laws have gone blooey.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-10

We now suffer see-sickness.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-10-16

in the past ten years prices decreased in like period
o3 per cent. On September IS the index figure OF
prices for these meat animals about Alb cent
lower than year ago. All per cent lower than two
years ago. and 2s5 per cent lower than the OF
the past ten years on September IS. ~..@:a 49,
Unified Steel Tonnage. --.
United States Steel Corporation reports 'unhlled
tonnage hand September 80, 1921, amounting to
456o67o tons against 453I,o26 tons August 81,
1921, increase OF 28744 tons On July 81. last,
filled orders aggregated 4,S3o,324 tons; June 30,
1921, 5,TI7,s6S; and September 3o 1920, ro374so4
tons
Increase in stcels untitled orders in September,
the first gain in bookings reported since july I0zo
not unexpected but is nevertheless gratifying those
who believe the steel trade its in July and
August. '.
Operations of Steel Corporation subsidiaries in
September ranged from about copper cent the begin
ming Of the month to SO per its Close with av-
GRACE output of approximately 50 per cent This means
that the big company produced about 10000 tons of
finished product in the PERIOD and based on this figure
incoming orders might be estimated at 100000 TONS
They probably reached close 100000 tons as stccrs
shipments, including some from stock likely exceeded
production. ,-'.E
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-10-16

opci>ing income Of $ooaeoooo Had they expended
the amount for maintenance during that month
that they spent for the purpose in August, Io7o
they would have had this August operating deficit
of $6oySooOoo.
"Thc compilations based reports from 2oi
roads having total mileage of 23s,I7I miles
fluctuations show that thirteen railroads in the
Eastern. twelve f the Southern and thirteen in the
Western district bad operating deficits in August
compared with yhfty-sN in July and scventy-two in
June. : Z.
Total operating revenues for the railroads of the
country amounted to $sos.oooooo in August 80
per cent less than they during the month
last while operating expenses amounted to $751;
e58coo or decrease of $50 per cent compared with
the previous month. The net operating income
OF $oo,2oo.ooo compares with operating deficit of,
$I5853oyooo in August, fo2o &
"The wage reduction effective on July /, 1921, is
partly responsible for the reduction in operating
pcnses and the decrease also reflects many economies
which the carriers have placed in effect. 1t also
Accts the smaller Transportation due the
duced volume of traffic. Incomplete reports show.
that the volume Of traffic handled by the railroads in
August Approximately ao.s per less than Il
during the same month in 1890
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-10-16


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Journal -
in n
o r t publ as
ABSORPTION of steele by ~ the consequent in the
when hbund place apd
# issue foreign
Moreover hua g supply
% as many OF their
usually d ADVERSE o. stock ii is investor al To-
supply o be floating suppl
in ma has inra@
nd gnnaH advancing market Absorption b. the bE has no beer d mdS
following ina char showing percent o by and invest a end Of
d quartz
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-10-16
RAIL REVENUES sso.soo,ooo IN AUGUST

That the railroads of the United States we're
able in August to realize net earnings opposed to the
deficit OF ono year ago at the expense of the
maintenance of their properties was shown BY COM
pctc returns of the carriers earnings Just filed BY
the railroads Of the country with the Interstate Com
merce Commission" according to the Association OF
Railway Executives.
"Thcse show that the railroads in August OF this
year expended only approximately $Saoooooo for
maintenance purposes, which reduction OF $751;
600, 453 per cent, compared with expenditures
for that purpose made in August 1920.
Mainly by virtue OF this reduction which repre-
scnts in large measure the failure cxpend money
which must later be put into the property, the rail
roads were able in August this year show net
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-10-16
BRADsTRRRT's VISIBLE.

Bradstreet's visible supply: Wheat, United States.
cast OF the Rockies, s8za8ooo bushels increased
100000 west of the Rockies s.I34ooo increased 81
600; Canada. 33276ooo. increased 100000 total
United States and Canada, o7I38ooo increased 4S4-
600; total American and European, IS4,3J8ooo de-,
creased $4,000 Corn, United States and Canada, ~
$4,000. increased 448oooo Oats 84o24,ooo bushels,
increased 23uboo.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-10-16
FOREIGN LOANS TO BE FUNDED.

All foreign loans viii be funded into long term
bonds bearing per interest under present plans,
Secretary Mellon announced last week. H
This rate, Mellon said, has been determined upon
IS fair one, approximatng the cost of the Liberty
loan bonds turned the foreign countries
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-10-16
FINANCIAL AND. TRADE SUMMAR.
Exports and Imports Decline in September

A MEXICAN exports in September totaled
~ $32soooooO, compared with $oo4Ios6,zs0 in
the same month last year, the Department
Of, Commerce announced Iast week.
Arizona republican., 1921-04-25
epubhcans Free Cooking School At Shrine Auditorium Holds
MUSICAL PROGRAM ! AT2P. M. TODAY BY ]
 THE BERRYH|LL COs

1-"Lucia," Sextette ...... .Donizett! (Chi mi trena? What restrains me?) Act ? Galn, Curci, Egener. Caruso De Luca, Bada 12-inch record No 952I7 I2-"Mother Machree" (Tenor with | orchestral John Mccormack ] 1o1inch record No. 64ISI 1 is-"Whispering Hope" soprano and contralto duet with orchestra, in English 1 Alma Gluck, Louise Homer ! 10-inch record No s.sz4 "-VaIse,' violin solo with orchestra Jascha Heifitz 12-inch record No 74e1s 5-"Duna-" baritone with orcha stra
 Reinaid werrenrath
 1e-inch record No. 64ss: Dance Numbers My Nanny" medley fox trot, introducing Beautiful Faces" e Running" medley fox trot, intro-
 ducing Dear me- Paul Whiteman and his orchestra No 1s734- -I Never Knew fox trot Do You Ever Think of Me?s
 medley fox trot, introducing Somebody's Waiting" { Paul Whiteman and his orchestra | S-''The Rosary ...........Ne Nevin 1 Contraito with orchestra Ernestine Schumann Heink 1O-inch record No 8Te2i | 7-"Swiss Echo Song" (L'Eco) Sol prsno with orchestra Gin Italian, (Schweitzer Echo Lied) q
 Louisa Tetrazzini
 12-inch record No. ss3ll s-'Pagliacci'' Prologo (Part ?, Un nido). Baritone with orchestra Italian
 ~Di Memorie,n a song of tender memories. Titta Ruffo
 12-inch record No. ssssz s-"Hungarian Rhapsody" No E.. 1 .----------.-.- Liszt Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra
 Leopold Stokowski. Conductor 12ineh record No 74s47 1o-"Caprice Viennois' -. .Kreisler Violin solo. Fritz Kreisler
 12-inch record No. 1&1s1 11-"Pagliacci" yesti La Geubbs- Act 1 con With the Play)
 Enrico Caruso
 12-inch record No. ssoSi t12-''Lucia- Mad scene, soprano with orchastra- In Italian
 AmeIita GaIli Curd
 Flute obligato
 I2-inch record No. 54see t13-"Listen to the Mocking Bird" so- prano with bird voices and or ! chestra
 ! Alma Chuck Bird Voices by Charles Kellogg s
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05
SOLO" NOT COVERED
BY THE NEW STATE
LAWS ON GAMBLING

solo" playing for soft drinks
docs not come within the new state
gambling laws, according to a de-
cision handed down yesterday by
Judge NJ. E. Hickey in the habeas
corpus proceeding started by Ar
thur Henry, proprietor of the White
| Elephant, after his arrest under the
new law a few weeks ago. Henry
was arrested charged with allowing
gambling to go on in his place for
soft drinks.
The arrest was made in order
| that a test of the scope of the new
law might be made. Henry started
habeas corpus proceedings, which
were heard by Judge Hickey. Dur
ing the hearing, the new gambling
law was the main subject of discus
sino, it being held by District At
torney e. B. Garcia, that solo
playing for drinks" came within
the scope OF the law. Judge
Hickey, in his decision. which or
dered Henry released from techni-
cal custody by the sheriff, indicates
that the new law does not go as far
as solo.
District Attorney Garcia stated
yesterday that he will appeal the
case to the supreme court.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05
FOREST SERVICE TO
AID IN REPAIRING
HIGHWAY TO BARTON

The forest service will cooperate
with the state highway commission
in the repairing of the twenty-f four
miles of the Tiieras canyon road
lying within Bernalillo county, Il
was stated last night by Ward Shep-
ard, supervisor of the Manzano ma
Itional forest.
Announcement was made We'd
nesday that the state highway crew
which is now working on the road
between University heights and the
mountains would continue the worl;
to the Torrance county line. 1t
was not known at that time that
the forestry service would co-ope-
rate with the state II repssring the
road. The Tijeras canyon road is
both forest and state road, both
agencies having aided in building
1t.
Mr.. Shepard and Mr.. Becker, as
sistant state engineer. made an in
spection trip yesterday through
Tijeras canyon, making prelimin-
airy plans for the repair work.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05
FIRE DESTROYS
ESTANCIA STAGE
NE Ar TIJERAS

A Packard truck belonging to
the Estancia stage line company
was totally destroyed by fire We'd
nesday night at a point about four
miles east of Tijeras on the Tijeras
canyon road. A thirty-foot bridge
on which the truck was standing
at the time, was also partially de-
stroyed.
The truck, loaded with freight
left Albuquerque Wednesday night
about 1880 o'clock for Estancia. At
the top of a hill just west of the
point where the fire occurred the
driver killed the engine and coast
ed to the bottom of the hill. The
engine would not start again while
the car was in motion, and the
driver, stopping the car on the
bridge, dismounted to crank the
engine. The engine backfired. set
ting fire to some oil. and flames at
once enveloped the engine.
The car, which was valued at
| $4,000, was a total loss, nothing
being left except the wrecked en-
CINE and frame. The loss was
fully covered by insurance. it was
stated.
The bridge on which the truck
was stopped was only partially de-
stroyed. the fire having been ex-
tinguished by Forest Ranger G. O.,
Wheeler before it had made much
Roadway. Assistant State Engi-
neer Becker of Los Lunas visited
the spot yesterday with Ward
Shepard, forest supervisor to plan
for repairs to the bridge. The
road is still passable.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05
REHM PICKED To
HEAD DISABLED
SOLDIERS UNIT
Smoker in Honor of Major
Toulouse to Be Held Sat-
urday Night; Membership
Drive to Start at Once.

r. A. Rehm was elected post
commander of the Albuquerque
post Of the National Disabled Sol
diers' league, at a meeting of the
post held last night at the armory.
n. Gonzalez was elected secretary
CT the post, and N. G. Padilla, treas
Urer.
Plans were made at the meet
ing for a smoker to be held Satur-
day night in honor Of Major Tou-
lnuse. who returned recently from
Washington after having secured
for Albuquerque the 1922 conVen-
ton Of the league. Major Toulouse
viii! tell the post some of the in
tercstlng things of the meet IN
Washington, and Il. l.. Cornell, OF
the pCst will be the other speaker
of tho evening. The program Tor
the evening will be under the d.
recticn of Mrs. Allen e. Nye ana
Mrs. Harry f. johnson, war moth
ers" of the Albuquerque post. 49,.
Plans were laid at the meeting
lost night for a membership drsrs
fer the Albuquerque post. inc
Grive will be started at once:
The complete list OF o1tlcers
elected last night follows:
Pest commander, R. A. Rehm,
first vice commander, A: Espinosa'
second vice commander, F. Z.
Harrison; secretary, r. Gonzalez,
assistant secretary. L. L. Lockitt;
treasurer, n. C. Padilla; adjutant,
W, j. Knoop; chairman Of claims
RI mroittfe. r. L. Keetis; chairman
legislative committee, T. E. Boyd
Chairman membership committee
r. G. May; chairman entertainIhell1,'
and publicity committee, M d.
Neid,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05
SALVATION ARMY TO
BE HOST TO FRIENDS
AT PARTY ON MONDAY

The Young Peoples legion OF
the Salvation Army will give a
party for it's members and friends
next Monday evening at 5 o'clock
The party will be under the dlrec-
ton of Mrs. L. M. Barefield,
leader.
A program of peanut scrambles
and other contests has been ar
ranged, and all ages have been
provided with some kind OF con-
test. Piano selections, readings
recitations and vocal solos will also
be on the program. The meeting
will be open to the public, lnclud-
ing both children and adults. NO
admission is charged.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05
NATIONAL CATHOLIC
COUNCIL DISCUSSES
PLANS AT MEETING

Plans for the work of the Ma
tional Catholic Councils in New
Mexico were considered at a joint
meeting of the Immaculate Con-
ception Parish councils of the Ma
tional Mems council and the Ma
tional Women's council.
Mrs. Walter Cornell, president
of the women's council, and w.
]. Kavanaugh, president of the
mems council, addressed the joint
meeting, setting forth the general
outline of the work to be under
taken by the councils and explain
ing that organization of other
councils throughout the state
would follow the complete organ
ization of the councils in the I'M
maculate Conception parish.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05
BIRD REFUGEES
COULD Be MADE
At NO EXPENSE.
Although State Game Funds
Are Low, SpOrtsmen Be-
Iieve Refugees Could Be
Established This Year.

Although Game Warden Thomas
P. Gable issued a statement yes
terday that the state game funds
were so low that it would probably
be impossible for the proposed
game refugees to be established this
year, some members of the Albu-
querque G. p. A, who will hold
their smoker this evening at the
chamber of commerce parlors. are
of the opinion that some start can
be made in the migratory bird
refuge direction with but a small
outlay of money.
1t is probable that all members
of the state game commission and
Game Warden Gable will attend
the smoker for the purpose of get
ting into close touch with the
opinions of local sportsmen. The
establishment of a deer refuge in
the Sandia mountains and of mi
gratory waterfowl refhges for two
miles below each of the wagon
bridges in the middle Rio Grande
valley has been proposed.
Local sportsmen pointed out yes
terday that the establishment of
such refugees could be made with
out any expense to the state, with
the possible exception of sign
boards, and that the refugees could
be enforced through the co-opera-
ton of all organized sportsmen and
the present deputies. This would
bring no additional expense upon
the state game funds.
The Rio Grande river from a
number of miles above this city to
far below Socorro is an active duck
and geese hunting ground from the
start of the season until the birds
cease coming south. With no rest
and feeding grounds the birds are
kept constantly on the move by the
hunters and as there is no safe
place for them to stop, they soon
pass on south instead of feeding
and resting in this section for a
few days or weeks.
The establishment of refugees
would give them several safe areas
of sufficient size that they would
not be bothered by near shooting
and sportsmen believe that instead
of curtailing the sport the refugees
would increase it as the season
would last longer and the birds will
come out of the refugees recovered
gun shyness through the few
peaceful days spent in them.
This important question and a
number of others will be taken up
at the smoker tonight.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05
SEEK
HELP OF WOMEN
FOR CONVENTI0
Urge Full Participation Of
Women Voters in AIbu-
querque Convention to
Nominate a Senator.

The fullest participation of
women in the democratic state
convention, which will be held in
Albuquerque on August IS, is
urged in the convention call which
has been issued by Arthur Selig-
man, chairman of the democratic
state central committee.
The chairmen of county central
committees are requested to call
their county convention at once
for the purpose of selecting dele
gates to the state convention
which will place in nomination
one candidate for the United
States senate. The credentials OF
all delegates to the state conven-
ton should be nthe hands of the
secretary of the democratic state
central committee on August 16
A meeting of the state committee
is called for August II to prepare
the temporary roll call of the con.
vention and to hear contests.
The representation of the sew
eral counties in the state will be
as follows:
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05

GENTRY'S EGGS.
At Champion, Hawkins, San Jose.
SINNERS, Ideal and Pappe's. Price
55 cents.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05

CITY ELECTRIC SHOE sFOP
phone b67-W. 213 south SECOND
Free Call and Delivery.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05
CARSON c. PECK
TELLS ROTARY Of
|NOOLWORTH IDEA
Nephew of Former AssoCl-
ate of Founder of Chain
Describes Business Meth
DDS of Huge Organization

What Woolworth stores do and
how they are able to do 1t was pre-
scented to the Rotary club IN skel-
etonized form yesterday noon by
Carson C. Peck, manager or the
local Woolworth establishment and
a nephew of a former partner OIL
f. w. Woolworth in the b and III
cent business. ..
The speaker showed how the
first Woolworth store had been
started forty-two years ago ana
how the plan had spread untii
there are now LIZA stores scat
tered over the United States. me
business totals in a year $l42,o0o,-
600. ~,
"Woolworth stores" said Mr..
Peck, ARE run on profit-sharlns
basis The executives share in the
general profits and the managers
of the different stores have a part
in their earnings. No one man
owns a controlling interest.
1.-THE combined stores give the
central organization a tremendous
buying power. They reduce my
overhead cost of manutacturlhs
and of retailing. The fixed prlce
system of the Woolworth stores Is
proved success.
Mr., Peck cited the efforts OF the
company to give pure candy az a
low price and showed how TINS
was finally accomplished by pro
ducing sales of 00.000.00O POUNDS
in a year-enough to fill a freight
train thirty-one miles long. He
showed how the kitchen utensils
sold would fill q freight tram
twenty-seven miles long. and men
toned that the stores disposed oi
"A 600 600 handerchiefs in year
In closing Mr.. Peck showed now
the firm had supported and en-
couraged American mahulaceu,Ie
buying even before the war 81 e
per cent of its good from Afherl-
can producers. tho
examination trip to Che Boy scout
camp. He stated that the struc-
ture of the building was excelleht
and that arrangements We're beihS
made for applying a coat OF PANT,
The raise in telephone rates oue
Sentember / was discussed ny the
club members and DR.. David ~
Boyd, president of the club, was
authorized to appoint q speciai
committee to investigate the mat
ter. He selected on that commit
tee Col. George Breeze, James
Gladding and Louis A. McRae.
Announcement was made that
Peter Cameron had donated iron
signs for the camp in the Sandals.
Rev. Hugh Cooper gave his thlrd
talk on the convention IL interna-
tional Rotary at Edinburgh.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-08-05
CANDELARIA DIES
AT FORT BAYARD

The body of Louis Candelaria,
who died at Fort Bayard Wednes-
day, will probably reach Albuquer-
que today. Plans are being made
for a military funeral. Louis
Candelaria is the son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Lazaro Candelaria, of South
John street. The date of the fun
eral will be announced later by
Fred Crollott, who is IN charge
of arrangements.