The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-06-15

WHICH reminds us OF the deadly parallel
to RIGS story. 1t happened, we were told, In
or track workers pleasantly jingled" and be-
gan passing out cigars and invitations to I'm
bibe. cTwas B. p, y'know)
"Whatcha celebratin', Tony?' asked the
boss.
"Oh, my wife he gotta d. new bambino."
replied Tony. waving letter Gotta d. let
ter from Italy disa morn"
"F1ne!" said the boss heartily. Then
Say, Tony, how longs it been since you left
"Oh. bout nvea year." beamed Tony. Come
on, boss, buya d. drink"
WELT Was Hot Night.
From Mas Moline Page1
He is described as about six feet
tall and wore last night q wide brimmed
hat and loud silk shirt.
SINS Stands Pat on Speech" declared the
s-col headline in the Evansville Journal.
sims Stands Pat on Ear" would have been
nearer the truth.
The Diary of Pale Blue Ass.
June Slot No entry.
June 9-Hotter. No entry.
June 10-Still hotter. Ditto.
June 11-Hottest But diary isn't diary
unless something is written therein. But it
is too hot to write more. Didn't write the col
yum today.
June ilHotter than ever. Up early and
to the office to write yesterdays neglected nom
sense Home about p m. Too hot to eat
but too hungry not to. Went to the ball game
this afternoon. Lost at least four pounds IN
Precipitation and got sun blossom on my
nose. Rotten game Rock island lost. Home
at 6. The Young Rufian entertained the neigh
borhood by attempting to take joyride in q
ford coupe down the hill. His starting system
was simple. He pushed the front wheel away
from the curb and gravitation did the rest.
An agile gentleman from across the street
stopped the unleashed aivver. :. Life is a
bit hectic at times.
June 13-Still hot l wish my office were a
bathroom. A regular bathroOm-not Turk
ish bath Colyuming came hard today. i. /.
Home late. Took The Lady Who Hates to Darn
classic Mississip'. Had understood there would
b dancing. Why. l wonder, do they call il
dancing? Standing along the sidelines one is
puzzled to make out whether the wigglng
webbing. twitching, swaying, hopping males
and females are using their feet TO move over
the floor or merely using them to support the
bodies, which do all the moving. Or perhaps
lthey are students Of new school of chiro.
Ipractic and adjustments is the idea? :. Home
Ut IL Dreamless sleep-for a wonder.
THE Galesburg Republican-Register CLASH
hes Sims Gin . headline) as valuable nav
Officer" On the theory that silence is golden
the admiral's value Is negligible.
Illustrating tAe Awful Effect Of the Califorli,
Climate Upsn . TSansplaated Citisen.
from the Reynolds (Ill) Press.]
-. For the roads are fine and it is
30 grand to take ride whene'er you
can. Isn't that snough to make you
smile and think that living is quite
worth the while?
| The orange traes vhite With fhs,r
pretty bloom I'LL this land with sweet
perfume. It makes you feel so blithe
and gay you cannot help but smile and
say, we're glad from Illinois we came
away, for In this land we're bound to
stay and live our life in the old sweet
way" MYRTIS E. BURGOYNE.
mo Bare Knees. voliva Decrees-zio,
City Ovefseer Warns Women Can't BE o.
Streets Half Naked'-will Pinch Em.".Th
Argus Mail Edition
Why. Wilbur! We're surprised at you!
AS We sit here listening to the merry 'ta
tap" Of the sporting editors typewriter GU
soul Is filled with envy. 1t must be great to al
down to write when one knows exactly wha
he is going to write about and pretty muc
the manner In which he will write it Their
b nothing % exaspsrating or wearing on til
lpsper which must b filled, and having nc
the faintsst idea what to MI It with. :. Tia
IL Why we have written this paragraph an
Why No continue TO add words, words. words
to Il We're sxasDerated-so burned exaspeI
atsa We could swear-and the only thing ths
Vim ssys or sinfll soul d The net that eve
- ~ wt1ts thoes comes % . healing bah
the kn0Wiodgs hat every letter ~ set dow
brings ths - q the colyum % mach neare
A1A tAat q ~ feeling that every coiyun;st b,
I0oGe q IL TIM. though fsW. Il any, are fran
laaou&A - aAn1k q. -.
CA1DD % I'm a. Composftor: We Z,
1ssyang tAe last line blank. FIN It In yourself
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