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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-07-06

At Dallas
Run Short
Production Runs Near
100 Tons, so Percent
Below Last Year; All
Are Sold

Dallas. July G. - The cherry
and berry crop in the vicinity oi
Dallas is rather difficult crop
10 estimate and, more particular
", Is II hard to estimate the crop
for the entire county, inasmuch
as considerable of the crop on the
east side OF the county goes TO
Salem and, In the north part OF
the county IL is being canned in
Sheridan. The immediate vicinity
OF Dallas is producing, according
to the Gamers and growers who
are well informed on the situa-
ton, about 100 tons OF cherries
this season which is about SO per
cent OF the regular crop.
The Oregon Growers Coopera-
tive association will handle about
50 tons OF cherries and they are
being shipped TO eastern markets
where they are said to be receiy-
ing from to 10 cents through
auction. They are not handling
loganberries.
The California packing plant
IS shipping all its berries to Sa-
lem. They are paying 3 3-4
cents for the Royal Anne and SA
cents for the black cherries and
pickers are receiving from ! to
~ cents but In few instances
are they receiving l " cents.
The Dallas Canning company,
which operates on a cooperative
basis, will handle In the neighbor-
hood OF 80 tons of cherries and,
possibly, 80 tons Of loganberries.
Most Of the loganberries at the
present time are being handled by
the Falls City Canning company
who are In a position to handle
about 20 tons this season. They
are advancing only the picking
money and the producer is await
ing the return after the product
is marketed, expecting to receive
about 4 cents, but there is no
guarantee.
The Mason-Ehrman company is
not handling any berries or cher
rIes but viii handle great
amount of large fruit this fall.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-07-06
Rain Damages
Cherries at KelSo

Kelso, Wash, July 6. - The
rain OF the past few days has done
considerable damage to all vari-
eties of cherries except the very
latest. Orchard owners are hoping
for better weather, which will
permit them to gather at least a
part of their crop. Hay in the Vi
'einity of Kelso has not yet suf-
fered any damage, as only a small
quantity was down. If the wealth
'er will clear Immediately after the
Fourth, big crop Of high quail
ty hay will be cut.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-07-06
Batted Ball Hits
Yamhill Youth:
Goes to Hospital

Sheridan, July 6.-ChaFles Orr,
aged 20, of Yamhill, was knock
ed unconscious Sunday in a game
of baseball between Sheridan and
Amity.
Orr was at bat when swift
ball struck him near the temple.
He fell to the ground in an un-
conscious condition. He was re-
moved to the hospital at McMinn-
Vile.
The young man regained con-
sciousness several hours after
reaching the hospital and appear
ed not seriously injured. He was
discharged Monday and was TAX
en- to his home near Yamhill by
automobile.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-07-06

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. F. Hoffpa,I,
echo have received word t1s. ~ 1
'ody of their son Don, kilsd
action in France. has bean I.
ped to the United States IA II |
TERED in Arlington National IL !.
etery.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-07-06

etery.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-07-06
Rosedale Notes

Rosedale, Or, July 6.-Profes-
sor Perisho and family of Newberg
visited at the parsonage last Tues
day.
The Christian Endeavor held
their monthly business meeting
and social Friday evening at the
home OF Helen Cammack.
The Junior Christian Endeavor
had social Thursday afternoon.
C. A. Cole and family spent the
Fourth at Mehama.
Mr.. Perfsho and Mr.. MeCraeken
were visiting the community Fri
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-07-06
Polk County Court
Circuit Court

G, L, Crider ys r. X. Hull. Sum
mons returned showing the de-
fsndant was duly served with
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-07-06

notice Of final settlement filed by
A. J. Hall, administrator. Order
entered by the court allowing said
final account and diseharging
the administrator from further
duty and generating his surety
from further liability and declar-
ing said estate fully closed.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15

ESPECTACUI4OS

Cine Tres Banderas.-Los episodios
t15 Y 16 de la gran serie: "La Reina
de los Diamantes", una cinta comica y
una Revista Mundial.
Teatro America.-Estre, } del pri-
primer drama de Francesca Bertini
de "Los Siete Pecados Capitales" en-
"ORGULLO".
Teatro Rialto.-La simpatica Mar
guerite Clark en- LA Suerte EmpeIa-
da", drama comedia en- 5 actos y una
Revista Paramount No. 76. Por esos
mundos, No. IL.
Cine LIna.-El hermoso drama titu-
lado "Los ultimos dias de Pompeya".
Cine Real, (Puerta de Tierra).-La
tercera jornada de la serie "Judex".
Cine Monte Carlo, (Puerta de Tie
ira ).-La tercera jornada de la her
mosa sin igual seric, titulada: "Ju-
dex".
Cine Victory Garden, (Santurce).-
la gran tragica vienese Elena Richie
| ter en- la extraordinaria cinta en- ac-
tos: "Diez Millones de Volts.
TeatrO Libertay. (Santurce).-El
buen actor Wallace Reid en- el "Siem-
pre- Audaz" y una comica.
Cine Las Antillas, (Tras Talleres).
Ell sentimental drama en- 8 actos,
"Vida, Passion y Muerte de Nuestro
Seiior Jesucristo".
| Cine Puerto Rico, (Santurce).-Ul-
TINA function de los simpaticos Yara
con n1meros nunca vistos en- Santnr-
ce, Y ell gran drama en- parties "Pro-
grama a la Selection" y episodio 6
ode Potencia Potencia".
! Cine Norma, (Sanutrce).-"La Mu-
jer Ideal", drama mas bello que ha
interpretado la encantadora Clara
Kimball Young.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
NO PUDO SER DECLARADO
CIUDADANO

Aver tarde comparecio ante ell juez
de la Corte Federal el senor Adolfo
Rauschemplat en- compahia de su abo-
gado Mr.. Frazer con el proposito de
finalizar las diligencias en- cl case de
su hijo Alvaro, para que este fuera
declarado ciudadano de los Estados
Unidos. Al ser leida la solicitud, .el
Examinador de Naturalization Mr..
Moore, no estuvo muy de acuerdo con
que Sc lie concediera la ciudadania al
joven Alvaro Rauschemplat, debido a
ciertas deficiencies en- los papeles.
Despues de una larga discussion entire
ell abogado Frazer y ell Examinador
Mr.. Moore, y haber citado algunos
puntos relacionados sobre los dere-
chos y deberes que exile la ley en-
estos casos, Ell juez Odlin aplazo Ell
asunto para otra OCCASION.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
LA ASAMBLEA DE LA ASOCIACION
MEDICA DE Z. II.

Nuestro distinguidO amigo el repu-
tado galeno, DR.. Agustfn Laugier, Sc
sretario dc la Association Medica de
Puerto Rico. nos participa que la refe-
rida Association celebrara SUI Asamblea,
los dfas II Is del corriente, en- la
ciudad de San Juan.
A la una de la tarde del II, Sc reu-
Mira en- la oficina de la Association, la
Junta Directiva, Consejo y Camara de
Delegates, donde Sc trataran asuntos
de 5rden administrator y de inte-
como la election dc In nueva Junta
Directiva.
!, Ell sabado dfa II, las ocho de la
noche, dara principle la session cicntf-
flea, en- el salon de actos de la Escue-
la Roman Baldorioty de Castro. En-
esta session cientffica sc trataran temas
de vital inter6s, relativas todas las
ramas de la medicina, especialmente
aquellas Intermediates prOpias de nues-
tro pals. Esta reunion continuara todo
el dfa del domingo, hasta las cinco
de la tarde que quedara clausurada
la Asamblea.
En- la tarde del sabado II, de 3 a 5
.. M. en- la misma eseuela, la Asocia-
ci6n Benefactora de Ciegos, de Puerto
Rico, en- representation del .Comite Ma
cional para la Prevention de la Cegue-
ra dara una demonstration cinemato-
grafica instructive, sobre tan impor-
tante asunto.
Nos informa Ell distinguido Secreta-
rio, que a todos estos actos, estan au-
torizados para asistir todos los facul-
tativos .asociados v todas. .aquellas per-
sonas que tengan interes alguno re-
lacionado con la medicinal
Damos las gracias la Association
Medica de Puerto Rico. por la invita-
ci6n que nos ha dispensado, para asis-
tir tan interesante acto.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
LA PURISIMA EN- JUNCOS

Brillantes las fiestas religiosas que
Sc acaban de celebrar Ell Juncos, con
OCCASION de la traditional epoca del
NOvenario de Ia Purfsima, y el vecin-
dario cat0licO, ell su mas numerOsa Y
enthusiastic representation, llen6 ell Tenn
plo durante las noches y en- la maiia-
ma de la Misa sOlemne.
FL Rev. Presbftero Perez, Director
del Seminario, concurri6 de San Juan,
con lucida representation de sus alum
nos, que tOmarOn parte en- la brillan-
te procession Misa.
La fundaci6n de los Pages del Santf-
simo, fue un exito y nota muy SIM
patica.
El ilustrado sacerdote que vino de
la capital, sc mostr6 m,ly complacid0
por el resultado de las. fiestas. La igle-
sia de Juncos ha sabido responder una
vez mas su abolengo y al entusiasmo
de sus Parrocos.
La hermOsa y artfstica imdgen de
la Virgen, estuv0 constantemente ad0r-
NADIA durante las fiestas y en- la Proce-
sion tuvO su brillante COrte de honor,
con sus brillantes hijas.
De los barrios de la comarca hubo
.siempre nutrida representation de fie-
les y en- la Misa Y Procession, fue nu-
meroso el elemento de la poblaci6n ru-
raj, que siempre mantiene viva la fe
ell la religion de nuestros mayores.
Las fiestas, pues, de la Purfsima, en-
Juncos, han resultado una brillantf.
sima nota de religiosidad y el elemen-
to cat6lico Sc siente muy satisfecho
de su explendor.
Corresponsal Especial.
Juncos. diciembre II, 1921.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
DON ANGEL RODRIGUEZ

De los Estados Unidos regres6 aver
tarde, EN- el vapor San Lorenzo, nues-l
tro estimado amigo don Angel Rodrf-
guez, jefe de la acreditada firma, Ell
la ciudad del Oeste, "Infanz6n. y Ro-;
drfguez", quienes fabrican los exQui-
sitos cigarros ia Habanera''. AL seiior'
Rodriguez, que es un miembro pres
tigioso de la colonia espafiola, en- Ma
yagiiez, vinieron darle la bienvenida.
algunos de sus numerosos amigos que
tiene en- aquelia ciudad, donde goza dc
ilimitadas simpatfas
Ell IMPARCIAL tiene para el amigo
don Angel Rodriguez, un saludo de
bienvenida muy afectuoso.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
LA SENORA DE NAVAS

Aver tarde lego Puerto Rico, Ell
el vapor San LOreisO, en- cOmpaiifa
de sus lindos chiquillOs, la distingui-
>da elegantc esposa de nuestrO esti-
mado amigo don Manuel Navas Rico,
jefe de la casa SllcesOreS de +. Or
tega, de csta plaza miembro pro-
minente dc la colonia espailOla Ell es-
ta ciudad.
La sonora de Navas ha permanccido
todo este tempo. en- New York. jun
TO Il su senior padre, quien como saben
nucstroS lectorcs, hacc va algdn item
ln .tiene su salud alSo quebrantada.
Ell IMPARCIAL sc complace Ell pre-
scntar la DANA que regresa, un rem
dido salu,lo.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15

Sc desea un taquigrafO
con algun cOnocimientO
de ingles. Buen sueldo.
Dirijase al apartado %
de Humacao, P. R., CO.
municando aspiraciO-
mes y referencias.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
LOS CUATRO JINETES DEL
APOCALYPSE

Los Cuatro Jinetes del Apocalipsis,
Ia obra maestro de la ciencia cinema
tografica americana y del notable ge-
nio espanol don Vicente Blasco Iba-
nez, ha llegado Puerto Rico. Aque-
LA gran pelicula que durantc nueve
meses Sc exhibio en- dos de los mejo-
res teatros de Broadway a $500 la
butaca llenandose dos veces diarias
sera exhibida en- esta Isla durante las
proximas fiestas seglnti nos informa
el senior Roy Chandler, representante
de la casa Chipman Ltd quien ha lie
gado aver en- el "San Lorenzo.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
AGREDIO A UN PoLIcIA

En- Talleres, Santurce, Sacarfas
Gonzalez, un empleado de Ia A. r. R.
Co, como coductor de trcnes, al mo-
lestarse por indicaciones que el poll
cfa Pedro Rivera hizo al maquinista
de su tren, agredi6 a dicho policfa
arrojandole la via : cxponiendoIe
ser arrollado por la locomotOra.
Gonzalez fuG arrestado ' denunciado
ante Ia Corte unicipal por aggression
con circunstancias agravaHtes. y fue
sentenciado q tres mesas de carcel.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
uN TRABAJo QUE Sc ApLAzA.
Ponce, P. R.,

ONSCy = Az,
de diciembre de 1921.
Sr Director de Ell IMPARCIAL, Af
San Juan, P. R.
Muy respetado senior: 4ap
Estimare Sc sirva dar publicidad
estas lineas en- su ilustrado peri6dico:
En- session celebrada ell mes pasado,
la "Corte Isabel la Cat6lica" No. COG,
acord6 posponer los trabajos de re-
for1nas sociales de que hablaba el ma
nifesto publicado principles de agos-
to para cuando Sc terminen otras
obras que ahora nos ocupan. Por ell
mismo motive Sc suspende por algdn
tempo, la resolution acordada antes
en- dicho manifesto.
De usted, con toda consideration Sc
suscribe muy atentamente,
Rosa Maria Oliver,
Historiadora Int.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
LA C0MPANIA INDU STRIAL, DE
SANTURCE

FL aln.anaqUe que nCS cnvla la
Companfa Industrial de Santurce. Pc
dro Bolivar. $. e!l c.. eS de una de-
ducc, con admirable entonaci0n una
dclicioSa acuarcla de Edwin Lama
sure Todo cS fino. lie buen guStO,
cleSante, Ell csta almanaque de Ea
Compania Industrial dc Santurce, y
estimamUs mucho su envfo.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
INCENDfo

Juncos. diciembre II, 1921.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15

FL martes, a las $3.50 p. M, en- los
garages del seiior Ramon Lloveras, en-
Santurce, Sc declare un incendio, en-
el autom6vil Ford n1mero 4063, pro-
piedad de LUIS Pacheco, quemandose
la capota Y asientos. Ell caro- tiene un
valor de $250.OO y no-esta asegurado.
FL fuego, Sc presume casual, pues di-
cho vehfculo estaba en- reparaciones.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
ANTICALCULINA EBRRY No J

~&HE r 1SzNA11O AsA3SxN ADksAS ny %
excitante nj estimulante; Els un gran
tonico del sistema urinario que ayuda
|a las funciones secretorias. ANTI.
|CALCULINA EBREY Sc recomienda
|especialmente para todos los trastor-
nos de los rihones y vejiea. En- to-
das las farmacias.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
PARA NAvIDAD, ANo NUEvo Y REYES
oBsEQU1os QUE DURAN


hay que halague mas damas que una
Joya, objeto de plata, reloj sera, soore
objetos proceden de estab1e iento
de reconoc1da reputation, SOLO NoMBRE SEA UNA
GARANTIA.
mayor mas selecto surt1do de estos
ob1etos Y otros novedades propias para re-
galos de NAvIDAD REYES, que pueden encontrar
R1co
Nuestros prec1os han sido reduc1dos de acuerdo
mercado. vendemos mas barato que nad1e,
La sencilla razon que mas barato,
comprar mayor cant1dad d1rectamente de
br1cantes 'BLUFF', 1nv1 tamos Ud., a
que compare rrecios antes de hacer
compras que tengamos LA MEJoR Y MAS LUJoSA
JoYERIA Is1a, imp1de vender prec1os
MAS BAJos que nad1e, pues mas
cond1ciones prec1os que otros
pueden obtener.
este porque
PRUEBA, convencera.
encontrara Ud., GARANTIA ABSOLUTE
Y puede comprar cERRADos, tenor ser
enganado.
sLA CASA DE coNFIANzA'
Ed1f1c1o Bouret, Juan, P. R..
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-12-15
PROFESORA DE PIANO
Maria de Toca Gomez
Con Diploma del Real Conservatorio
de Madrid.
Telefonn ZIG. San Juan. p. r.
LOS SRES. DE TORRUELLAS

Nuestro estimado amigo don Juan
Torruellas, vicepresidcnte de Ia Porto
Rican American Tobacco Company, re-
gres0 aver tarde de Estados Unidos,
ell el vapOr San Lorenzo, ell compafifa
de su bella v elegante esposa, quienes
SO cncontraban Ell cl Norte, ell viaje
de placer.
Reciban los seilores Torruellas, nues-
trO cortes saludO de bicnvenida.
The Monroe journal., 1921-05-31
STEPHEN GIRARD LOST BET
Tells How His Cashier
Stumped Him.

Stephen Girard was very close
man. and every penny was treated
with respect. He seldom bet, and
when he did II was as near a sure
thing as he could make IT, He had a
young cashier In his employ that had
lost various small sums to Girard
from time to time. and who was anx-
ious for revenge. One day the two
got into an argument as to how long
II would take to count a million
dollars.
you couldn't make a million dots
of ink In the time IL would take me
to drive to my farm, spend two hours
there and drive back" exclaimed
Girard. .
BET $50 can" retorted the
cashier.
The money was posted. and Girard
drove away. When he returned in
stead of finding the cashier bumped
up over a pile OF blank paper with
his pen jabbing hopelssly way. the
rich man discovered the cashier calm
ly. smoking a cigar. He waved his
hand at the walls Of the counting
house. Girard looked closely and
saw they were literally covered with
ink dots.
'Ts that a milllon?" he gasped
Count EN-" said the cashier
"You didn't do them with a pen. :"
''Oh. no. did them with tooth
brush.' grinned the employe. pocket
inc Tho monav sNothiny was said
about a pen Detroit News.
The Monroe journal., 1921-05-31

The queer English In the shop
of japan always bring a smile to the
face Of the American visitor. Re-
Gently the japanese conducted "sign
campaign" In the interests of correct
grammar and spelling, and probably
have improved things. The list that
a subscriber sends us from us from
Tokyo shows how much the reform
was needed:
Several Tailor and Dressmaker, a
Shop.
Ladies washed inside and out
laundry.
Horses re-tailed here.
Dai Nippon Sporting Dogs and
Company.
European Head Cut (barber).
Hing to Lend Automobile (agrage). i.
The resistant wet-coat maker (rain-
coats).
Rasor and Esesnce There has been
a dispute what essence" means, but
probably II means toilet articles).
Extract from Hens (eggsl.
The motor will start soon Company.
Ripe Eggs.
Whale and All Relating to II Are
Sold (whalebone).
Ladies have Fits Upstairs (dress-
makers).
How much do you want a suit that
all admire.
Shoes that will open your eyes will
be sold.
Breed and MIX.
Prompt execution and perfect 1t
guaranteed.
Bacteria Milk (sterilized milk.
The Monroe journal., 1921-05-31
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE OLD
CLOTHES RECEIVING STATION
District Chairman Are Requested Ia
Send Their Collections tn This
Place ON June \.
Nv Mr~ ID H. SNYDER


Bundle day. June lst. has been
proclaimed by Governor Morrison AS
the date for North Carolinians 10 set
aside and give their old garments TO
the Near East Relief. The chairman
for Union county received her in
structions so late that the organiza-
tion was not perfected in time for
Union county 10 observe this date. We
will therefore name June the eight
as bundle day for Union county. The
local chairman has been asked TO
organize and name a director TO re-
ceiye the donations from his terri
tory. We then ask that they be sent
to the Chamber of Commerce at Mon
roe where they will be inspected and
packed for shipment.
II is the preference of the state
director and chairman. Josephus Dan
ials. that all packages be turned over
to the county chairman.
Clothing new or cast aside which
will not be worn again by its present
owners is wanted for the naked peo-
pie in Armenia. Syria, and the east
ern countries. The drive Is just for
one day. Wednesday. June the eighth.
The time will not be extended as we
must get them overseas before the
winter sets in which begins earlier
than ours. The call to our sympa-
thy is appealing. the suffering Is
acute. Armenia has never turned a
deaf ear to the appeals of the suf-
fering. Will Union county do her
part? Our answer is yes.
We want to report solid car. We
hope there is none among US. whose
hearts have grown callous to the ap-
peals of distress that have fallen
upon our hearts and ears during the
past months. Only as we keep close
to the heart of the Son of Man can
we make warm and tender our un-
feeling hearts in the midst of the
dire need about us.
The Monroe journal., 1921-05-31
FORD Is PRODUCING FOUR
THOUSAND CARS A DAY

The Present Production Is Greater
Than for the Same Period Last
Year
Ford is building cars at full speed
And. according 10 an official state
ment from the factory at Detroit, the
demand for Ford cars and trucks still
exceeds the output. despite the fact
that a new high level Of production
has been reached.
By the first of May the figures rep
resenting daily production were in
the neighborhood OF four thousand a
day. 80 the May schedule was set at
l0l,125 cars and trucks, not includ-
ing the output OF the Ford Canadian
plant or any Of the foreign assem-
bling plants. The output mounted
daily: May 18th brought forth 4092.
the greatest number that have been
produced In one day so far this year
Since theI month has twenty-five
working days. present indications
point to a new high record.
A comparison OF Ford production
figures for 1920 and 1921 discloses
the fact that for April 1921 the out
put was greater by 34,514 than for
the corresponding month of a year
ago. The output for May 1921 viii
probably overshadow May 1920 by
between fifteen and twenty thousand
cars and trucks.
approximately forty-three thousand
men are at work In the Detroit plant
OF the Ford Motor Company. The
factory is operating on full time, six
days a week and three shifts day.
I'VE were never In better condi-
ton than we are right now" said
Henry Ford recently.
The Monroe journal., 1921-05-31
FIRST BALE Or 1921 TEXAS
CROP WAS SOLD LAST FRIDAY
Is Not Only the Earliest Bale Ever
Marketed, hut Month Ahead OF
Last Year.

Is Not Only the Earliest Bale Ever
Marketed, hut Month Ahead OF
Last Year.
The first bale OF the 1921 Texas
crop which was sold Friday was not
only q surprise but caused some lit.
tie selling, according to Z. A. Cults
Company's latest cotton letter TO
Monroe buyers, It's not only the
Lsarsiest hale ever marketed abat is
one month ahead Of last year. A
thousand bales of the new Texas
crop, il is further reported. will be
on the market in the next few weeks.
Further discussing the market. the
Cults humorous letter continues:
1.-THE condition of north Georgia mer
chants remind me: Samuel M. Vau-
CLAIM, president of the Baldwin loco
motive works, is confirmed op.
timist. He always manages TO see
the bright and humorous side OF
things and his smile has not been
dimmed even though locomotive or
ders have become almost as extinct
as the dinosaur. Mr.. Vauelain was
seated at his desk when reporter
entered and asked about business.
Instead of replying. the locomotive
manufacturer picked up his pen and
wrote the following note which he
handed over with smile. We are
really doing nothing. and getting
away with it in good shape, better
than ever before
while other sections are selling
and a few exporters are trying hard
to get ahead of the Others in buying
cotton, reminds me:
"Hushand-The doctor has ordered
me to observe the greatest possible
fquiet..
"Helpmate-In that case. dear,
don't you think IL would be an ideal
time to get back into business.
"Yet, Notwithstanding many are
selling. There is quite as many more
sitting down on their cotton, and
won't bulge. Reminds me:
mercy sakes. little boy!' shock
edly exclaimed one of the women
members OF a party of motorists tour
ing the Ozarks. Don't leave the baby
alone on tnat STUMP TisHt ny INV
creek side! He'll fall into the wa
teri.
"'Not SOS you could notice 1t,
mom!' politely replied young Banty
Johnson. We've nailed his shirt tail
10 the stump.
well. the bulls are rounding up
the bears, and may have to tussle
pretty hard to get them. They are
not lambs by any manys. Reminds
me.
IAN old farmer engaged city chap
to help out for the summer, and for
his first Job sent him out to bring In
the sheep. The city chap started out
with a will. In about three hours he
returned painting and disheveled. but
with all his charges In tow. The
farmer was pleasantly surprised. Not
a bad beginning was his comment.
But what's the idea OF the jack-rab-
bit?' pointing to a white. furry object
that lay on the ground. even more
exhausted than the Farmland.
"'Good Lord. Is that rabbit?'
calculated the green hired man. That
Is the one that II took me so Ion"
to catch. l thought that II was q
|lambt'"