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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-12-08

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be elected immediately felss4 -
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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-12-08
CHARTER.
CHARTER OF THE EXPORT SELLING
AGENCY, INCORPORATED.

United States Of America, State Of
Louisiana, Parish Of Orleans, City or
New Orleans. Be 1t known, That on this
in the year One Thousand Nine Hundred
and Twenty-one, before me. ROBERT
LEGIER, Notary Public duly commits
stoned and qualified in and for the Parish
of Orleans State of Louisiana, aforesaid,
therein residing. and in the presence of
the witnesses hereinafter named and
undersigned, personally came and ap-
peared the persons whose names are
hereunto subscribed who declared that,
availing themselves of the provisions Of
the laws of this State, in such cases
made and provided, relative to the
organization of corporations, they have
cOvenanted and agreed, and do by these
presents covenant and agree, bind, form
and constitute themselves, as well as
such other persons as may hereafter
Join or become associated with them,
into a corporation and body polite In
law, for the objects and purposes and
under the agreement and stipulatOns
following, to-wit:
ARTICLE 1.-The name and style of
the corporation shall be the EXPORT
SELLING AGENCY, INCORPORATED,
and under that name it shall have and
enjoy all the rights, advantages and
privileges granted by law to corpora
tons: it shall exist for period Of
ninety-nne years from the date hereof ;
It shall have power and authority to con-
tract, sue and be sued in its corporate
name; TO make and use a corporate SEAL
and the same to break or alter at pleas
ure: TO hold. receive, purchase. convey
mortgage, hypOthecate and pledge prop
erty. real personal or mixed; to issue
bonds, notes and other obligations; to
have and employ such officers, managers,
directors. agents and other employees as
the interest and convenience of said cor
poration may require or demand; to
make and establish such bylaws, rules
and regulations for the corporate man
agement and control of the affairs of said
corporation as may be deemed necessary
and expedient.
ARTICLE 2.-Tne objects and pur-
poses for which this corporation Is
organized and the nature of the business
to be carried on by it are hereby de-
clared to be: To buy, SELL transfer.
assign and hypothecate property Of
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-12-08
CHARTER.

every description, and to conduct any
lawful business except that of Banking,
Insurance, Building and Loan Associa-
tions. and generally to do and perform
business conducted by said corporation,
with all the powers granted by Section
l of Act 267 of 1914.
ARTICLE 3.-The capital stock Of this
corporation is hereby fixed at the sum of
Five Thousand Dollars ($5,O0000), which
exceeding One Hundred Thousand Dol
lars divided into fifty shares of One
Hundred Dollars (SlOOOO) each, which
shall be paid for in cash, on such terms
and conditions as may be decided by the
Board of Directors, or may be issued
for not less than par for property pur-
chased by or service actually rendered
to said cooperation. An shares of stock
shall he full-paid and n-assessable. No
transfer of stock shall be binding upon
the corporation unless made upon its
books, and all certificates Of stock shall
be signed by the President or Vice
President and the Secretary of said cor
poratiOn.
Said corporation to begin business
when fifty per centum of the capital
stock shall have been subscribed and
fifty per cent thereof shall have been
actually paid in.
ARTICLE 4-The domicile of said cor
poration shall he in the City of New
Orleans. State of Louisiana. and all cita-
tions and other legal process shall be
served on the President, and In ms
absence. on the President of said
corporation. In case of the absence or
inability of both of said officers, then
said process shall be served on the Sec
rotary of said corporation.
Said corporation shall have the right
and power to establish and maintain and
COZ duct Offices throughout the United
States of America and foreign countries.
ARTICLE 5.-All the corporate powers
Of this company shall be vested in, and
the management and control of its bust
ness and affairs shall be exercised by a
Board of Directors composed OF three
(3 stockholders, which number may be
increased to no more than seven, at the
discretion of the Board of Directors, a
majority of whom shall constitute q
quorum for the transaction Of all bust
ness. Said directors shall be elected
every year on the first Monday of Octo-
ber beginning with the year 1922. Each
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-12-08

NOTIFY fHDlic-
(Wiiresses): Eldon s. Lazarus, Geo. W.
Simcns.
/, the undersigned Recorder Of Mort
cages, in and for the Parish Of Orleans.
State Of Louisiana. do hereby certify that
the above and foregoing Act of Incorpora-
ton Of the Regottaz Marble Works. In
corporated: was this day duly recorded
In my office in Book. folio.
New Orleans. Nov. -. 1921.
(Signed) ROBT, SCOTT.
Deputy Recorder.
] hereby certify that the above and FORE
gong and attached Is a true and correct
copy OF the original Act If Incorporation
OF Kcrottaz Marble Works. Incorporated.
passed before me on November 10th.
flee.
In faith whereof I have hereunto set
my hand and affixed my seal this 14th
day Of November. 1921, at New Orleans,
Louisiana.
HERBERT 8. WE'LL.
.SeaD Notary Public.
Nov. 17-Dec %
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-12-08

CHARTER OF THE HANEMANN MO-
TORS, INC.
United States of America, State Of Lou
tsiana, City Of New Orleans Be II known
that on the 18th day of October. in the
year OF our Lord one thousand, nine hun
dred and twpntv-one. before me. John
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
Another Good District Man
Nominated
By BILL PRICE.

II.
Rare good judgment is shown by President HARDING
in his selection Of hghype District for local appoint
ments. His nomination. of WILLIAM F. GUIDE
Der of the Rent Commission is exceptionally strong
Nobody who knows "BILL GUDE' understand why he
should consent to shoulder much trouble and worry
unless it is that he has refused opportunity to
this city and it's people He doesn't need the job
and probably would have avoided it if his personal desires
had been consulted.
The nomination completes the personnel of commits
sion that is to stand between outrageous greed and justice
that will be fair and just alike to landlord and tenant This
commission while guaranteeing square deal in all
aons between landlords and tenants must and will bear
in mind that its policies should be such will promote
building construction in the District that will in
ve private initiative to the fullest extent with every
that will be worth while to build legitimate
profits are sought.
The value of Mr. Guides selection is that it will add to
the strength of already given by other members
of the commission that the policies of that body will not
interfere with building construction based upon present
needs and future values Identified in the closest degree
with Washngton's best business interests Mr. GUIDE will
stand for progress and honesty.
Tenants in this town willing to pay fair rentals,
but they not willing to pay exorbitant rentals that
result from pure speculation in necessity Of Me-A
HOME, speculation that thrves only because of
gested conditions that cannot be improved within short
time.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
HUMA \
William Anterior Du Puy-

Now Patrick Kelley. you will admit, is a name
which has a way of directing the mind toward
certain island made emerald by visitations Of
the Gulf Stream. and made famous by a penchant
OF its sons for politics in communities where
there are not more OF them than political obs.
there are not more OF them than political jobs.
resentatives who halls from Lansing. Mich. To
be sure his father and mother were both born
on the "auld sod" but Pat first saw the light on
a little farm down in Cass county.
He has a brother named John, who is president
of the State Normal School, at Mt Pleasant, Mich.
Last summer these two made a pilgrimage to
the little farm house in which they were born.
do you mind the fence?" said Pat with a
tendency to drop into the vernacular of his
father. ION one side of that, fence is a country
school district which used to have none too good
reputation for the educational facilities IL Of
fered. On the other side is the school district
including the village yonder. where there al
ways a good school Father was careful about
getting his house on the right side of the line.
Afterward an attempt made to change 1t
and put US in the country district, bpt father
fought 1t and The location OF the house
with relation to that fence has meant lot to
you and me-"
w. t. Bruckart who writes the Associated
Press dispatches about the doings Of the House
of Representatives that everybody reads in his
newspaper. the other day did a good deed.
He was going home on the street and
small boy next to him was telling a friend that
he had lost his job page in Congress because
the member whose patronage he was had failed
of reelection. 1t was pretty hard because he
was the sole support of his mother and their lit
tie flat.
The boy got off at the corner the
newspaperman. He went into the same apart
ment house. Bruckart observed the number
the door he entered. He called UP the manager
of the building and confirmed the boys story.
Next morning he went to see Mr.. Mondell. the
majority floor leader and told his story. This
gentleman was once orphan boy without even
a mother. The magic wand waved that re-
stored the page to his place, and the kettle huns
happily on the little gas stove when he goes
home to mother in the evening. but to them the
manner In which the miracle was worked is
still a mystery.
OF all members Of the Senate, the man with
tho highest batting record for attendance is Nor
ris Sheppard, of Texas.
He has been in the upper House for eight years
and in all that time has missed only three roll
calls No other Senator approximates him in reg
ularity Of attendance.
Copyright 1921 by Public Ledger Coz
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
The Plight of the Farmers
Is the Citym0n's Peril

ing for commission of inquiry into
conditions as a result of which "the
United States will in few years be
obliged to import much Of the food
necessary for its own inhabitants"
A similar resolution was introduced
by Senator Robinson, Democrat, of
Arkansas.
The situation Of the farmer is of
emphatic Importance to the city
dweller as well. As Senator Laid
puts it:
'You must not forget that if
famine came the farmer would
have first call on what food was
available. Hence in the last
analysis the subject is more i'm
portant to the city folk than to
the farming population.
Its Importance may not be
realized by city people now,
though the tendency Of food prices
to remain high Notwithstanding
the collapse Of farm prices should
bring it home to them. What
they should remember is that
when the crisis comes they will
suffer most, and it will be too
late to find seasily applied
remedies
Distinguished Senators looking to
city constituents, and particularly to
city financial interests, for support
will do well to ponder these facts.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
Sounding.
BY X. C.. B.

BY sounding with sound waves instead of a
steel cable Frenchman has been able to deter
mine the depth OF the ocean in a few seconds
where the ordinary process requires minutes and
hours. In contrast to the usual equipment of
cable. reels and donkey engine he eaups him
self simply with quantity of high explosive, a
microphone, and a chronometer. Decorating q
charge of explosive in the wake OF a moving
OF defamation and the echo produced by reflec-
ton from the bottom. Reading the time inter-
val from the chronometer and knowing the speed
OF sound In water he is able to calculate the
oceans depth at that point. Tests sufficiently
accurate results for practical purposes
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
APPEAL TO GOLFERS.

Dear Golfer: Put on your 'thinkinS
cap" have been asked by w. v.
BRIGHAM, acting chairman of the
publicity committee of the open golf
tournament of the Columbia Country
Club. to collect stories Of freak golf
Shots to be woven into q very unique
and entertaining press article. By
freak shots | mean instances when the
pill hits ROBINSON WHITE where IL
does not show. then skids on the ro-
tund stomach of Bill Price, finally
landing in the cup for . one. Long
shots and puts will be q speciality.
Who have made holes in one? Write
down the freaks on a slip of paper and
send them to me. Truth is stranger
than fiction, SO let BILL BRIGHAM
and his troupe of trained prevarica-
tors supply the fiction. DR.. PARIS
BRENGLE will clothe the incidents in
delicate golf language. Freak shots
must relate to the present course. not
to the old course ON Georgia avenue.
Begin thinking now. for We want
the dope very soon.
CARTER B. KEENE
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
Once-Overs
Copyright 1921. Interna onal Feature Service, Inc
SOmfANlONSHlf.
BY J. j. MUNDY.


Every city should have an organization plan.
ned with the object Of introducing young per-
sons who have come from elsewhere to the city
to work.
As a protection against getting those into the
organization whose Influence would be contami-
mating to the others, it could be arranged that
each applicant to the club would have to furnish
names of respectable and responsible persons
in the town from which they came, to whom the
proper officials of the club could write for in
formation and reference
A young person in a strange city, especially
who has lived in small town, wants moro
than anything else some one to talk to, some one
with whom he or she, can be friendly.
This desire often becomes so strong that the
newcomer Will take up with anybody or anything
to get the companionship so craved,
1t Is the leading cause OF so many young men
and women going wrong, In the cities
Tho fact that they feel so alone, without any
one nearer than the stranger to care what hap
pens that II In easy to drift into evil ways. and
to relieve the loneliness they get into something
they live to regret
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
THE ISLE OF ZAP.


Way down in the Southern Pacific, SO blue,
Is an isle of much interest to me and to
you:
It's wee bit of isle. hardly heard of be-
fore,
Where the waves play up and down on the
shore.
They call II the zap, with a Y A and P,
The names also small, as all will agree;
Minute though they be, the questions arise.
Will it, or will IL not, be a Jap war prize :?
Nay! Quotes Hughes of our stanch Ship OF
State,
To Hades. with your greed. your League
of Hate:
As long as we patriot Americans, brave,
Fought hard and straight your hides to
save:
God and Justice will rule this deal,
For humanity's sake, with brotherly zeal
So calm yourselves. brethren. think hard
and wise.
Do away with your trickery. evils and
spies;
And when in a mind so peaceful, serene,
Let us all get together in earnest mien;
And follow the dictates of God. Our Su-
preme. GEORGE w. OLSEN.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
GRAVITY.

A scientist recently told the Am.
Physical Society that In all cases Of
gravity UP to now. eft has been found
that gravity il INDEPENDENT of the
nature of the matter"
Observation of a bunch OF cadets
parked between q covey of CHICK
EMS, on the one hand, and a flock Of
OLD HENS. on the other, would con-
vince even a cross-eyed observer that
gravity Is not at all independent of
the nature of the matter.
Thus are scientists prone to observe
the behavior of static rather than
dynamic matter. JOE CONKLIN.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
HOW THE FANS FEEL.
(By HARVARD.)

THE PURPOSE Of the @. o. c.
is EVERY day to cause
JOY AND HAPPINESS
TO REACH the hearts of
THOSE WHO walk the
SHADY SIDE of LIES Long Path
AND TO whom pleasures are few
AND FAR between
AS WELL as TO satisfy the
MULTITUDE OF workers
WHO DAILY read those
TWO COLUMNS OF the last page
AS A HAPPY means OF
RECREATION from their
ARDUOUS LABORs each day
AND If perchsnce this purpose
rs FULFILLED the good old editor
AND THE Contributing Fans
MAY WELL feel that their vcrt
HAS NOT been In vain.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

Bills goat, with it's fourth-dimen-
sion capacity. II explains prohibit
ton, the League of Nations. the in
come tax law. and why the skunk
who chews tobacco on a car always
goes to the front seats and spits out
the window only when the car is in
motion. 1t explains the unexplain-
able and "unscrews the unscrut-
able" In short. my theory of "elas-
ITCHY" is capable of anything.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

After moaning and srunt-
ing in asthmatic dignity for
next eleven years, diplomats
will finally decide that or
chestra is all leaders and no
musicians. VIII put damp
ers on chirpiny and retire
into solemn conclave behind
locked swinging doors.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

Merry situation will wind
UP with U. s. paying Europe
what Europe owes us. AL
lies can't understand Ger
many's last note because It
seems to make sense. Ger
many can't grasp meaning
of allies answer because 1t
contains some logic.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
OUR TYPOGRAPHS.

This time we have a typograph
typewriter drawing) of the WELL
known Mr.. Hardhead as he espies .
fat worm on the dangling hook. The
other name for hardhead is croaker
and when he finds himself stuck on
the hook, and being drawn into a boat,
he puts up an awful croaking.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
MurdererCOnles
To Violent End
TEILIRAN, a young

OLOMON lElLlhhN, d young
n Armenian, is in Jail in Berlin
charged with the assassination
Of Talaat Pasha, former Grand
Vizier of Turkey. The accused de-
clares he killed the Turk in retri-
button for the slaughter of innumer-
able Armenians, including his father
and mother, by Talaat's orders.
Probably an American book, even
one written by an ambassador Of the
United States to Turkey, would hard
ly be- admissible in evidence in this
case. Yet we think that such of the
American people as have noticed the
report of the retribution that came
to Talaat, certainly the most whole
sale murderer known to history, will
be interested in some excerpts from
the memoirs of Henry Morgenthau,
who, as our ambassador to the sub
lime porte, was engaged almost
daily in efforts to save the remainder
Of this people from the Turk. Of
the measure of the crime Mr.. Nor
genthau says:
"The great massacres and
prosecutions of the past seem al
most insignificant when COM
pared with the sufferings of the
Armenian race in 1915.
In the massacres that went on
during the period of the war Talaat.
himself now dead by an assassin's
hand, was the prime mover. He
openly declared to Ambassador Nor
genthau his purpose to destroy the
entire Armenian nation:
"It is no use for you to argue"
said Talaat in answer to Morgen-
thau's plea, ave have already dis
posed of three-quarters of the Ar
menians; there are none at all left
in Bitlis, Van and Erzeroum. The
hatred between the Turks and the
Armenians is now so intense that
we have got to finish with them. If
we don't they will plan their re-
venge."
After having slaughtered most of
the Armenians Talaat made of Nor
genthau what the latter calls "the
most astonishing request have ever
heard" 1t was expressed thus:
II wish that you would get
the American life insurance
companies to send us complete
list of their Armenian policy
holders. They are practically all
dead now and have left no heirs
to collect the money. It of
course all escheats to the state.
The government is the ben
eficiary now. Will you do so2n
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

Proposals are even. Allies
have made Germany exactly
seventeen. Germany has
cancelled all those and six
more. They refuse omelet
before hen lays egg. That's
diplomacy.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
e. nnfARl SEflf&a
ELASTICITY"
VI.
.sREIATIYITY"

DR.. H. BREW INCONSISTENT, the
famous scientist of H. and S., is jeal-
Gus over EINSTEIN, and starts this
discussion of "The Consequently Of
Elasticity:
DEAR BILL:
Since 1t is acknowledged that DR..
EINSTEIN'S theory OF RELATIVELY"
Is so nearly impossible of under
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
TOUGH JOBS.

Since you have had items on
tough jobs. Bill, allow me to say
that my idea of a real tough
job Is HENRY FORD selling au-
tomobiles in Palestine after
those remarks he has made.
OLD HORSE.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

standing I n q I
e v e n his wife
doesn't grasp II.
/ wish to make
public for the
first tt m e my
theory of ( h e
" c o nsanguinity
of Elasticity"
1t explains all
natural phenom-
ena - including
the rubber in SO
m q n y people s
necks-and with
equal facility the
unnatural. 1t ex-
plainsl the exist
ence Of cake-eat-
srs and likewise
the orr gin OF
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

No doubt that we will
wear horns in this tangle
also. Alien diplomats ara
jolly little besgars. Always
dropping plotting paper In
our soup.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

BRAND, Clemenceau and
other jockeys in destiny's
steeplechase are ready to
surround Ruhr Valley in an
iron ring. Germany will pass
that up for snatch at brass
ring and another ride on
Mars carousel.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

Will stroke their whlsk-
ers intelligently. twitch
ears profoundly. wrinkle
noses astutely. and then
pull right answer out of hat.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

Wants to see rest Of world
get along on one crutch.
Agrees to everything that
wasn't proposed. Hasn't
got any money now. But IL
we wait until fall they will
pay us of in golden autumn
leaves.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28
THE BOWLING PROBLEM.

Relative to the bowling problem
of RADIO" the answer of O.. L. ID.
is that there are 1922 possible breaks.
excluding the gutter and strike balls.
Here's the way he finds it:
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

international complica-
tions develop like germs
around sour milk dairy.
Seems that war is all over
but diplomatic shouting.
Premiers and Foreign Min
listers suffer from St vitus
dance of tongue.
The Washington times., 1921-04-28

Going down." old Hardhead cried,
As old man Worm he quickly spied.
Going up old man Worm replied,
Then Mr.. Hardhead took a ride.
HAZEL NUT.