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The Washington times., 1921-10-30
A Somnambulistic Freak.

THE Rev. DR.. Puttemtosleep-
Deacon Goodleigh walked right
out OF church in the middle of my
sermon. wonder IL offended
him?
Mrs. Goodleigh-Don't let that
worry you. He has been a som.
nambullst for years.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
Detrimental.

CDITH-Yes, he is to marry that
II rich widow. His debts were
looming up dreadfully, and
Esther see. His marriage will
be the finished product of the loom.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

That there are all kinds Of lead
pencils Just as there are all kinds
Of people: some OF 'em are sharp
and others dull. .....,..,
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

That some lead pencils vsrs
made Just to whittle, as the lead
In them is softer than a ribbon
clerks heart.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
The Test.

ttIN Chapter l. he shoots at her
i five times. Amt that grand?"
"Yes, but then novels are mis-
leading, Mayme. There amt no
earnest love like that in real life"
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
To Show They Were One.

DLUSHING BRIDE-What was
- that our friends stuck all over
our suitcases, dearest? q.
The Groom-Honey, love, that
was a union label.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

That any fellow that can get
soft pencil sharpened can also
light his cigar with one OF those
trick Swedish matches
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

That many men In the stone and
iron business use a hard lead
pencil.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
At the Bridge Table.

DBGINNER--I have two kings of
- spades. What ought to do
in a case like that?
Partner Get on the water.
wagon.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
Same Thing.

DEFENDING COUNSEL Ito wit
- ness In bandages)-Are you
married?
Whness-No, I was knocked
down by cab last week.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
Lethal


MAN to whom peppers were new
Ate ono green pepper, then two.
But coon he got wise
And had a surnIse
kt one and three-quarters would
do.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
One at a Time.

CMITH-Do you believe in Nor
~ monism?
Smythe-Yes: but my wife
doesn't
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

ID. BoGWoRTHY rented q suite
In Q building without any huIte.
He lived there six months
And never kicked once,
! a surgeon had cut of his fults.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30
A New Version.
les about me-"

ttI SIMPLY detest that girl"
"Why?"
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

"She told lies about me-"
"Cheer up. How would you feel
IL she told the TRUTH"
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

IAGoIE FLINN was a gay debu-
/ tsnte,
bose debut was most shockInoIy
soant.
N her very first party
|he eloped with Mecsrty,
no more OF her tale 10 extant.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

TAILOR Of highest repute
Made q suit for q suitor Of
Butte.
But when donned the suit parted
And the sultor then started
suIt, for the suit didn't suit.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

r.at Britain Rights Reserved.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

-HERE was once q cal gent,
On Table enterprise bent.
With "a he was gone
To the town Of
bd there a long spent.
The Washington times., 1921-10-30

DENTIST who lives In Duluth
Has married q widow named
Ruth,
Who 10 so sentimental
} Concerning things dental,
= calls him her dear second
Twoth.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1921-06-24
CLUB AFFAIRS

Election of o0icers of the Hedonian
Club for the ensuing six months was
held last Sunday. The following
were elected: Joe Williamson, presi-
dent; Ben Kiefer, vice president;
Louis Levinson, recording secretary;
Harry Kaufman, corresponding secre-
tary; Abe Rosenfeld, treasurer; Paul
Rosenthal, sergeant-at-arms; and Irv-
ing Stolzoff, master of ceremonies.
The Jewish Sisters of Charity will
give a picnic, July 8, at Glenwood
Park. The public is invited to come.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1921-06-24
SHANEDLING SILVER WEDDING
ANNIVERSARY.

Monday, June 20, was celebrated by
Mr.. and Mrs. julius Shanedling, Of
Virginia, Mimi, as their silver we'd
ding anniversary. The wedding took
place on June z, twenty-five years
ago, but Monday was three-fold
festive occasion, including the cele-
bration of the graduation of their
son, Munroe, from the University of
Pennsylvania, and the marriage in
May of their daughter, Evelyn, to
Mr.. Samuel Cohen. Many Minneapo-'
lis friends Of the family were present
to join with the celebrants.
A mysterious Jewish agitator
has appeared at Bielostok, who
began to preach the approach Of
the Messian1c period. He has
succeeded in attracting the atten-
ton of the masses and already
has following of many thou
sands.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1921-06-24
THE AMERiCAN Jewish World

Ely Neumann, formerly assist
ant counsel to he old Public
Service Commission, has been ap-
pointed by Mayor Hylan as
member of the New York City
Parole Commission, succeeding
Frank A. Lord, resigned, for an
unexpired term of six years at
salary of $500 a year.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1921-06-24
MINNEAPOLIS LOCAL NEWS

Continued from page y
ingly to bring the idea to reality,
and it is through his efforts that the
successful start has been made.
More details about the camp will be
given in the columns of the Jewish
World each week.-W. z.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1921-06-24
MACCABEAN SOCIETY

The following organizations will
assist the Maccabean Society in MAX
ing the Eighth Annual Flower day
a success next Sunday: Mizrachi,
Poale Zion, Talmud Torah Alumni,
Y. w. H. A., Junior Council Of Jewish
Women and Young Judean Club un-
der the leadership Of Miss Anne
Shapiro.
Charles Yarugsky Appointed Director
Charles Yarugsky has been reap
pointed as the director of Sumner
Field playground. He is planning to
make it banner summer and will or
ganize teams for every kind of Ath-
letic sports for old as we'll as young
people.
Miss Hannah Goldberg Playground
Director
Miss Hannah Goldberg of 2701
Grand Avenue, has been appointed
director, for the summer, of the play
ground at Fifth Avenue South and
Ninth Street.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-16
already know it; there are others who
make a business to tell that"
OFFICIAL NOTICE
NoTIcE DO coNTRACToRs.

Sealed proposals viii be received by the
Board Of Public Works in and for the City of
Wauwatosa until 80 O'Clock z. NJ, Sep
ternber Both 1921, at the office of the City
Clerk. 2ls North Main Street, for furnishing
material and labor for laying a Sanitary Sewer
in various streets in the City Of Wauwatosa, as
TENTH AVENUE-from East Milwaukee
Avenue to the north line Of yhet Street Sub
sos GneaI feet of s inch vitrifed pipe
sanitary sewer.
2 standard manhoes
GREENFIELD AVENUE - from Gridley
Avenue to Portland Avenue.
3l5 Ineal feet Of inch yitrifed pipe sani-
tary sewer.
/ standard manhoIe.
PORTLAND AYENUE--from Greenfield Ave
nue. to Warner Avenue.
1920 iineaI feet Of inch vitrifed pipe sani-
tary sewer.
6 standard manholes.
FIFTY EIGHTH STREET-from Gfard Ave
nue. to the Blue Mound Road.
$50 hneal feet of inch vitrifed pipe sani-
tary sewer.
standard manhoes
WEST CENTER STREET-from Wisconsin
Street to Church Street.
sac lineal feet of II inch vitirifed pipe
sanitary sewer.
2 standard manholes.
CHURCH STREET-from West Center Street
to Warren Avenue.
$40 Ineal feet of inch vitrifed pipe sani-
tary sewer.
2 standard manholes.
WEST NORTH AVENUE-from Ludington
Avenue to the east line of Lot II, VIM. Won
Baumbaeh's Subdivision No. 2.
920 lneal feet of inch vitrihed pipe sani-
tary sewer.
s standard manholes.
The above quantities are approximate only
and are subject to change.
Bids must specify cost per foot of sewer
laid including manholes.
Payment for the work win be by special
improvement certificates for the private prop
erty which will be assessed the cost of an s.
inch sewer and cash by the City of Wauwa-
tosa.
Proposals must be accompanied by GER
titled check for ten (10) per cent of the total
bid, payable TO the City Clerk, Wauwatosa,
Wisconsin, and conditioned that the bidder
will. in case his proposal is accepted, enter
into a contract for the performance of the
work in said proposal specified.
Biders must make sn examination of the
location of the work and submit bids in ac-
cordance with detail plans and specifications
file in the offices of the City Clerk and the
City Engineer.
Bidders are to submit a separate bid for
each street.
The right to reject any and all bids is re-
served to the City of Wauwatosa.
Dated Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, September
9th. 1921.
The Board of Public Works,
By A. v. BRIGHAM
Secretary.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-16
SfW2.
OFFICIAL NOTICE
NOTICE no CONTRACTORS.


Sealed proposals will be received by the
Board of Public Works in and for the City of
Wauwatosa until 80 O'Clock D. m, Septem-
Der 3Oth. 1921, at the Office of the City Clerk,
21S North Main Street, for furnishing mate
rial and labor for laying a Water Main in
various streets in the City of Wauwatosa, as
follows:
TENTH AVENUE-from East Milwaukee Ave
nue. TO the north line Of Vliet Street Sub
ass lineal feet of inch cast iron water
main.
1 gate.
l hydrant. including hydrant branches.
PORTLAND AVENUE - from Greenfield
Avenue to Warner Avenue.
lo46 hneal feet of inch diameter cast iron
water main.
] gate.
hyrants, including hydrant branches.
FIFTY EIGHTH STREET-from Grand Ave
nue. to the Blue Mound Road.
$50 lineal feet of 6 inch diameter cast iron
water main.
hydrant. including hydrant branch.
CHURCH STREET-from West Center
Street to Woodland Avenue.
AIS lineal feet of inch diameter cast iron
water main.
/ gate.
WOODLAND AvENUE-from Church Street
500 lineal feet Of 6 inch diameter cast iron
water main.
/ gate.
hydrants. including hydrant branches.
PLEASANT STREET--from Woodland Ave-
nue. to West Center Street
440 lineal feet of inch diameter cast iron
water main.
/ gate.
/ hydrant, including hydrant branch.
WEST NORTH AVENUE-from Ludington
Avenue TO the east line Of Lot IL VIM Won
Barmbachs Subdivision No. /.
$40 lineal feet of inch diameter cast iron
water main.
l gate
hydrants, including hydrant branches.
Bidders are to state a price per lineal foot
for the water main. This price is to include
the cost of the main as well as the cost of
the gates, gate boxes, hydrants, and hydrant
branches.
The above quantities are approximate only
and are subject to change.
Payment for the work win be by special
Improvement certificates for the private prop
erty which viii be assessed for the cost of a
6-inch water main and cash by the City of
WauwatoSa.
Proposals must be accompanied by a certif-
ned check for ten (l0) per cent of the total
bid. payable TO the City Clerk, Wauwatosa
Wisconsin, and conditioned that the bidder
will. in case his proposal is accepted enter
into contract for the performance of the work
in said proposal specified.
Bidders must make an examination of the
work and submit bids in accordance with
detailed plans and specifications on file in
the offices of the City Clerk and the City
Engineer.
The right TO reject any and all bids is re-
served to the City of Wauwatosa.
Dated Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, September
THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS.
By A. V. BRIGHAM.
Secretary.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-16
All nne 70 lac Women.

In a lecture before the Royal ~
stitute. Prof. Arthur Keith, an eIni-
ne,,f biologist. gave the credit for
American success to the women VINO
came over with the Pilgrim fathers.
The fact that these Engllshmeh
brought their wives with them IS re-
sponsible for the remarkably STURDY
condition of the American people
whereas the Spaniards who went into
Central and South America le1t tiieil
wives behind, and the result IS
hybrid race which is not the equal o.
the original Iberian-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-16
The Wise Man.

The wise man is equal, ready, but
not ofiicious; has in every thing an
eye to sure-footing; he offends no
body, nor is easily offended; and is
always willing to compound for
wrongs, if not forgive them.-William
Penn.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-16
proud Of Her nFevvers."

Little Maude very much admired her
papa's chickens Observing for the
first time the little hairs on her arms
she ran very excitedly to her mamma,
saying: "See Mamma, see / dot some
fevvers. 1 dot some fevvers."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-16
RuIIfroa Stuck % Machine.

A big bullfrog, although unlimited,
took a ride In an airplane in the Phil
ippines, and the pilot was unable to
spill him out into the atmosphere even
though he performed oil the stunts Of
an aerial circus
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-16

FOR RENT-One newly furnished
room suitable for two, one single
room in private family Board if de.
sired. 435 Third Avenue. Phone Wau-
watosa 3S4-W.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-16

ROOMS FOR RENT-Phone Wau-
watosa 1850.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1921-12-18
Wilson'S Pet License
Tag Is 1855; Gets
It for Another Year

Washington, Dec 17.-Former Presi-
dent Woodrow Wilson will wait for his
pet auto tag, No. 1866. A years good
service has so endeared that number
to him that he refused choice Of all
coveted numbers in favor of No. 1880.
which he regards in the light of an
old friend for which he is waiting.
Commissioner Rudolph could have
his tag No. 1 and Commissioners
Oyster and Keller Nos. 2 and 3 re-
spectively, but Wilson would have none
by 1906. And so his big automobile
will roll around with 39955 fore and
aft for another year.
Wilson was one of the first appli-
cants on the opening day, and though
he applied too early for 1885, he was
willing to wait for it. The application
was made by his chauffeur.
Both Wilson's car and Mrs. Wilson's
electric were registered under the name
of Edith Boiling Wilson.
The motor corps received licenses
between 200 and 500, while TAT went
to the French embassy. Rumania will
ride behind Nos. 748 and 749, and Ec-
uador will use $50 for the next year.
The Russian embassy cars We're given
tage numbered 100 to 1917 inclusive.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1921-12-18
FRONT RANK WON
BY GRAHAM TRUCKS
IN 4 YEARS. TIME
Dodge Brothers Power Plant
Leading Feature of
Vehicle.

Entering the truck field four years
ago with dozens of other trucks already
competing for supremacy, Graham
Brothers, with plants at Detroit and
Evansville, Ind, have quickly won their
way to the front rank. A distinctive
feature of Graham Brothers truck is its
Dodge Brothers power plant. The truck
is marketed exclusively by Dodge
Brothers dealer organization.
Light and powerful and sturdily CON
structed, Graham Brothers trucks carry
one ton and one and one-half ton loads
at safe speed Of 20 to 80 miles an
hour. Real versatility has been shown
by the makers in providing body types
that cover the whole field Of business
needs. and each type is shipped from
Detroit or Evansville, Ind, complete
with cab and body
Commenting on the approval Graham
Brothers truck has won among owners
everywhere, George ID. Prentice, Dodge
Brothers dealer says: 1T is certain
that Dodge Brothers never would have
permitted their name to be associated
with this truck if they had not first
satisfied themselves that it was thor
oughly reliable and that it offered the
, owner advantages which could not be
obtained in other equipments already
on the market.
Comparative figures reveal some in
teresting facts about the field of one
| ton and one and half ton trucks.
| Compared with the average of 90 other
leading one and one half ton trucks,
| Graham Brothers one and one-half ton
truck not only weighs 1,5OO pounds less.
but is $500 below the average price of
the other so. The horsepower rating
of its Dodge Brothers motor is 24.5.
which is two to three and one-half
more horsepower than the average of
30 other one and one-half ton trucks
! or 80 one ton trucks. Graham Broth
ers one ton truck is $50 pounds below
the average weight of 80 other one ton
| trucks, and sells for $500 less. And
the cost Of repair parts for Graham
Brothers trucks, both one ton and one
and one-half ton size, runs just alb, ut
50 per cent lower than for other trucks
Of the same capacity.
Graham Brothers truck is cord tire
Equipped, with rear .34x5s on the one
ton type, and rear 3Gx6s on the one and
one-half ton truck. The types most in
demand at present are stake bodies,
canopy bodies, express bodies, and
school bus bodies.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1921-12-18
OVERLAND EXPORTS
At NOMINAL STAGE
SAYS J. n. WILLYS
Last Quarter Of Present Year
Will Prove Unusual for
Corporation.

Recent large increases in orders for
Willy Overland motor cars for ex-
port to countries in almost every cor
ner of the globe, not only reflect the
response Of the buying public to the
new low prices, but is proof positive
that business conditions the world over
are growing steadily better according
to officials Of the John N. WHY'S ex-
port corporation.
In a tabulation Of recent orders, it
was shown that October made great
gain over any previous months BUSH
ness this year. and that November will
far outstrip Octobers record.
AS there is every reason to believe
that DEFENDERS business will be large,
officials of the company are convinced
that the last quarter of the present
year will see an increase Of from 100
to 175 per cent in export business.
Ii is estimated that the sales records
at the close of the year will show that
SO per cent of the export business was
done in the last three months.
The rapid revival of the export trade
is due to better international trade
conditions and in no small measure to
the belief in many quarters of the globe
that the armament reduction confer
ence at Washington viii result in re-
duction of taxes among all nations with
a consequent boom for industrial ac-
tiyities.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1921-12-18
FORD HAS REDUCED
PRICE Of HIS CARS
To LOWEST POINT
Is Making Two Models at
Loss; Small Profits on
Others.
The Ford chassis is lowest in the his
tory of the Ford company: 1895. I'm
Prices cannot go lower.
Lloyd Shanesy Co, Chicago, sa.

Lloyd-Shanesy Co, Chicago, says:
Henry Ford has reduced the list
prices of all Ford cars to the lowest
point in the history of his great manu-
featuring organization. The price of
the Model T chassis is only 1926, while
the other models are sold at CORE
spondingly low figures. Those who
have been pursuing a policy of watch
full waiting, hoping for still lower
prices, need delay no longer in placing
their orders. The present manufac-
turing situation and all authoritative
reports on the subject preclude the
possibility Of additional drops.
In October it was stated that the
Ford Motor company is manufacturing
two of it's cars at loss and the profit
from the remaining models is small.
Further price reductions could result
only from better factory efficiency
which has already been increased to a
superhuman degree during the recent
factory reorganization. Additional econ
omies. which would be nothing less than
phenomenal. would be rapidly absorbed
by present losses, and until raw mate
rails become very much cheaper f'erd
prices must remain Mt the present re
markably low figure
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1921-12-18
What Kind
of a Battery
Would You Sell :?

Would it be a cheap battery
that the manufacturers wouldn't
stand back Of?
Or a high-priced battery that
made no attempt at economy?
Or a sound, we'll built battery
that sells at a fair price and that
gives the most miles of I'M
interrupted service per dol
lar, as does the Willard Thread
ed Rubber Battery?
Experience has proved our
wisdom in choosing the Willard
Battery with Threaded Rubber
Insulation.
Come in-and We'll tell you
how it will save money for you.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1921-12-18
Barney 0ldffl ED says:
WHAT KIND OF CAR SHALL I
p1lv0

Copyright. 1921. by King Features Syndicate. Inc
This year there are on the market
some $50 different makes of passenger
cars, as against about 16O last year.
For some strange reason the industry
is magnetic in its attraction of capital
to start automobile companies. Many
Of the companies only start-they
don't finish except in the hands of re-
ceiver. / do not say there are TOO
many in the field, for competition is
what makes it possible for you to get
such a good car cheaply, but too many
start in without a proper conception OF
what it means to manufacturer and sell
q motor car. A great number of the
new manufacturers will be out of bEsi-
ness before the year is over, even sone
of those we had with us last year will
be out, because they cannot get into
big enough production to make the
business pay profit.
In choosing your new car you would
like to avoid those makes which are
not likely to stay in business very long.
Without making something Of an in
vestigation you have means of telling.
You cannot tell by looking at the car,
though you might, if you studied it
closely enough and compared the price
might be able to figure out for your
self if it is proposition made merely
to sell, or made to make a reputation
for the manufacturer.
Standard Cars Best.
The very first consideration in buy
ing car is the character of the maker
No matter how good the car might be.
if the manufacturer isn't in business to
bo, pbor, hanIc
Such car is hard to sell, you have to
buy spare parts at high price and it
takes long to get them. Sometimes you
cannot get them and have to have them
made to order. especially if the car is
not an assembled product. So
Assuming that the manufacturer has
a good reputation whether in business
one year or twenty, the next thing is
to know that the car is right That
means quality of materials and work
manship which spells durability. That