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The Jasper news., 1921-10-20

'DO you remember your class yell"
"Yes, and 1t wasn't very expressive.
I've gotta son In college now and you
ought to hear me when l audit his
bills"
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20

taken for a bandit
and looked upon
with suspicion In
the communities
where the marine
uniform never had
been seen, Charles
e. Gilbert, United
States m arin e
corps, arrived in
New York re-
cent tly, hale.
hearty and tired.
Ordered trans
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20

Cobalt, one OF the rarest minerals
is chiefly used in colOring glass and
porcelain.
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20

The man with a crouch gets more
sympathy than he deserves.
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20
MAKES HIKE OF 1000 MILES
Marine Corps Fellow Travels From
San Francisco to New York
Carrying 51-Pound Pack.

After facing death from thirst on
the great American desert, being mis-
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20
WORLD WAR MEN GOVERN CITY
Minneapolis Entrusts Entire Munich
pal Control to Veterans, With
George Leach as Mayor.

with the service men Of the United
States unwillinsly beginning to be-
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20

Nothing 70 Look Forward TO.
Lawson-Have you had your vaca,
tiOn7
Dawson-Yes, darn ~
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20

Don't borrow rrouble--borrow cash.
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20

Juvenile stories; say book publishers,
are better sellers than the Bible.
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20
q IHE o.
ANlERI(lAN
LLGION

(Copy for This Department Supplied b.
the American Legion News service.l
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20

The corsnge bouquet of the fashion
ably dressed young woman once may
have been a iiourIshing tuft OF rag
weed on corner lot. Disabled service
men In Kansas City hospitals have
built up a good business Of making
artificial flowers out OF weeds and the
American Legion OF the city Is help
ing them sci; tile colored posles to
florists and gift shops. War mothers
of the city have taught the men to
dye the weeds Ia natural colors.
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20

The father Of 8S children. Mamma
C. Bruner, Civil war veteran Of Inde-
pendence, Kas.. could well organize a
war veterans society OF his own.
Twelve Of his sons served with the
American army in France. one was too
young to fight and the remainder OF
the 80 are girls who did their. bit
The American Legion recently brought
the fnmlly to light. but at that there
is one larger IN the Creek Indian ma
tion Of which Bruner Is citizen.
The Jasper news., 1921-10-20

A promise made on Flanders field
that he would take care Of and pro-
tect the wife Of wounded "buddy"
If the latter should fall, was fulfilled
at Manchester, N. H., recently when
Adhemar Letendre married Mrs.
Albert Thibeault, whose husband was
killed in action. The returned soldier
and his comrnde's widow met In
American Legion work and their
friendship grew into love.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20

fund at maturity. It Is also a common practice for investors IN land
IcompunieS timber companies. mining. oil and natural gas companies
TO ainortixe their investments for The reason that dividends are paid
Tout Of the sale Of assets and the investor mnst look forward 10 the
time thai The assets will have become exhausted and II hfhas not had
The forcihought to st aside q portion Of his income h. win have lost
Ibis principal
"Thesc principles. saye the Commercial and Financial Chron-
lec. are ~ well understood by bankers, trustees Of large estates
land large investors thar no argument Is required to advocate their
application. Bat both the principle and The practice Of amortization
should be applied to oneself and the earlier In life q young man, be he
wage Garner or employer accepts this truth and applies It TO himself
1.-THE better win he fit himself for a useful and happy old age. Partic-
Iulafly is this true Of every man or woman whose income is dependent
upon earnings derived either from manual labor or professional ef
forts
'1he hua- body with all its faculties may be likened to a new
Ibulding as far as deterioration Is eoncefnel. Until n person reaches
lmaiurhy both the body and the mind are undergoing the building
Iproress. Then begins what is perhaps the most joyous period Of ex.
lktence the age OF development and increased earning power until
1.-THE prime Of life when each person reaches what is for him, the top
LOT the ladder. No one may foretelI whether earning power will be
Icurtahcd by sickness or accident long before il should naturally reach
its height aud hence the necessity for beginning the process Of amor
Itzation At once when the individual commences to earn his way
through life.
As the earning capacity declines there should be something avail.
able 20 supplement the smaller earnings Of the individual. something
10 round out the ,otai income and keep il mp TO the old standard. IL
income from outside sources makes him less dependent or perhaps
lentlrely independent of his own earnings
The Chronicle strongly advocates the regular purchase of sound.
safe, profitable, interest bearing securities as a means for attaining
this end. No securities are 81 safe or So available for this purpose
of amortization N the issues Of the United STATES government. Lib
erty Bonds. Treasury Savings Certificates and Savings Stamps will
care for any sum mo matter how large or how small aud will give alb
solute safety as well as sure profit.
If you own Liberty Bonds keep them. They will be selling Al,
lpr within five years or less. " you have never owned. or have sold
your Liberty Bonds, buy some. At today's prices they are the best
and safest Investment on earth.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20

Howat has not defeated the law BY
his violation Of Il on the two occas-
ions OF which he boasts. For each
deliberate offcnse a penalty has been
passed upon him by the district court
Of Crawford county. This was the
duty Of the district court. because
n Industrial court law provides that
the criminal clauses Of the law shall
be administered In the courts OF COM
pctcnt Jurisdiction Of D. district Ia
which the violations are committed.
Howat u trying TO make his bin
Followers believe that he u beating
the Law because he IN violating u. lie
does not explain 10 them hat even
tuaiN. if the law IL held TO be cOnsti-
tutiunal. the penalties which the court
now IMPOSES will be fulfilled By him.
HOwut was given a large contribution
reported 10 be- ovcr 800. OO0-by
his national organization, which was
10 De used by him 20 fight the Kansas
court OF industrial relations
lto h doing the best he can bat his
fight win not get anywhfrc. Tho
whole matter hinges upon tho Coustl-
~tutiouality Of tho law. aud when the
supreme court OF the United States
has decided this question. tho law viii
De- enforced Just a. every other law is
characterization fear OF faVof
IT, the meantime. the effect OF the
law. ven IN ilttshurg a been of
decided benefit. Nobody ku,lNH this
any better than the radical leader.
who surround Howat.
Last year. en- the twelve month";
which preceded tho establishment 1I
the court OF Industrial relations. thcr,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20
ONESELF

TILE principle 81 amortization. the cxtneuishing pr reduction Of a
dcbi by a sinking fand, As well understood and in constant proc.
' Tree ~ applied to property and indebtedness, and should be ap-
piled 10 the individual himself.
A. soon a. a buildine IS erected 1t begins 10 deteriorate since CON
slant ue and the elements work destruction inside and outside A.
the wears pass, the loss becomes considerable and 60 Keep himself
whole. the owner sets aside o PARTON 81 the investment 80 that ~ The
event of sale for less than the cost of demolition, the capital will not
be impaired
SINKING funds are a common uetss of overcoming funded debts.
rhsv haxe been fiqnrrd "a a nicely 10 that Il may be accurately de
far,s;.el iu.f uhai vim should De- GO aside yearly for investment in
order that the entire indebtedness may be PAD out oil me sinking
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20
Violation of Law
Does Not Defeat Law


some labor papcrs and radical
labor leaders point WIZ considerable
glcc 10 the fact that Notwithstanding
there Il a law IN this state prohibit
Ing strikes In essential Industries.
Alexander Howat has called two
small strikes In the coal mining dis
trict during the past year. They set
up the odd contention that these two
strikes prove c~oncluziv.ly that the
court Of industrial relations ~ a fan
urc. or. 20 use Howat's own
language. the law N q Joke
~ an that were needed 10 prove "A
law q Joke was To have II violated,
then We would not possess upon tho
statute book OF any state OF the nation
n single effective law.
Al the laws against stealing auto
mobiles do not prevent an occasional
theft Yet no one calls hat law q
joke.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20
nEMNnKs.

Prohibition o. q contributors cause
~ the Himc w8vc.-The Rev. IN.
Elmer /. Goshen. salt Lake City.
II don't want l%oyc-nroof teachers.
Ability 10 fall In love occasionally
makes them better fitted 10 teach the
young Edward j. Tobin. Chicago
school board.
Making money and transforming
II into character should bo th" work
OF every christian business man o."
". J Parker. business secretary, Chi
cago Y. NJ e, 4.
"May. 1899. viii see the end Of thu
holHh'yist reign in Russia Count
ll,a Tolsfoy
when I have decided that Il result
iH worth getting I go ahead and make
trial after trial until Il comes. ! never
aid anything hy accident '-Thomas
a. Edhuu.
THE worlds greatest philauthrop
its are those who give pat OF thelI
uo.Urty The Rev. otto J.. Lyons
J Port Huron CNlichD clergyman
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20
COLO
- 81 SECOND "a FIDDLE

MADAME Louise. Chicago
beauty expert. says that moderate
weeping strengthens the eyes. II also
Strengthens the argument.
90
ONE WAY visiting diplomats seem
70 expect % insure the solidarity of
the nations associated In the world
var 81 for Uncle sam to- furnish all
the solder.
II THEIR plan % use canned milk
the ladies should invite Henry Ford
20 contribute one OF his Justly cclc-
bruied tin COWS.
90
JAR LOOSE
Keep the fOunt Of freedom Flowing.
Buy n bond.
Keep the uawn's FIRST rays ALLOWING.
buy no bond.
What Sit back and pinch "a nickel
when the Prophets In a pickle.
Ana financial fates are tickle?
Buy "a bond.
90
A Snow STORM nfiv have artist,
value but as "a substitute for news iu
a Newspaper. its frost.
90
1T rs ALWAYS Interesting to not,
that when honcTy rs "a mans poiics
hc persists Boa telling you about o..
90
How car y milkman
profiteer
When irrigation
waters dear
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20
GOOD CHEER FROM HEADQUARTERS

" ~ read IA an advertisement by Armour and company in a curren
w magazine. the following.
w GETTING BACK TO NORMAL N THE SHEEP
MINISTRY
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20
LIMITATION OF ORNAMENTS

president HARDlNGS message is clear AS 10 ornaments The
administration is committed TO all possible reductions, both ia
. capital expenditure and in operating expense, but II is equally
clear that limitation means proportional limitation.
That means that this country will imit in proportion 10 general
limitations and M snch a way a. 10 take into account Americas great
seaboard aud island possessions and adequate protection for It's trade
routes.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20

were an nycragc OF over thirteen
strikes "a month in the various mines.
This year there have been two
strikes FOR the entire period.
This g. a. s~nciCation Tho indus
trial court 1Pw. like every other KAN
sas law. u on the statute books.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20
'ByC.M. Payne
Thus Frances Boardman Rhymes With Test
About Another Social Pest

Next. children. IN our little Last. we fnd the Eiocutoniu. Roth Sexes
suffer from the Blight of Tcrsouagcs who IerIto and feel ~ IN Party b.
complete untl They've risen 10 thci Feet and whucomb- heNed fi r. while
In what they think b. iootcr style. And urtherunotr what would they
do Il IL wc" not for Dan Mcir"w, and in~s, by the Rio Grnudel Each
M has been "a Helping Hand to Elocutors as 20 Glass. N0r ma we lot
the Subject pss without a Reference to Jim" you know they're always
bidding him "Guud-bN" in Heavy Dialect Nor-can GU possibly expect
to realize a Getaway until they've had heir little Say anent that lupdu.
Guugl bin And whcu they start TO rub o. In that You're "a better Man
nm =" ON lnnHa 10 hnner. "TIATrs 10 Ie'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20
Silver CITY Enterprise.

The fact that there are > many such men IN our land today II
the strongest argument an favor of the savings bank and the savings
account that has ever occurred. But the presence Of such an argu
meni, with al that il signifies. is not the fault Of the country.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20

with prices hniine bottom, lower feeding costs a real
ity and plenty Of help available, the sheep industry should
show renewed life aud activity.
There is every indication that the consumption Of lamb
and mutton viii steadily increase and return 20 normal pre-
war conditions seems assured.
1.-The ~farsighted producer realizes this Tie is optimistic
in these days Of rapid changes lie averages up the lean
with the fat years and knows that the raising Of sheep will
again he profitable for the man who makes II a business
The sheep men of the southwest certainly will be- glad 20 hay,
from unquestioned authority that prices have ht bottom. As fi
e resi- a fe message, most growers are now engaged in q very
urageoas Effort TO do that job of averaging.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20
WHY BLAME THE COUNTRY,

xCONETHING must be wrong with a country when a
~ man who has been making 500 a day for the past
three years Is borrowing the price Of a meal three
days after he loses hs Job.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1921-04-20
WV Won Mi nm crss.

fClnvtou. y. ~ Citizrnl
Aa n ruic. this hiud uf guy has "a
very hieh opinion 81 himself % IL
yefs much pceVod when others fail
to al'reo with him h. constantly has
his nosu stuck into other peoples
business his fertllo brain BE- corattut.
~ ut work trying 10 hvsmirch the
character of tho other fellow while
b. would shrink before the search
light should d b. turned on him Oc-
r~nsluunly uuu OF thrs very Same sup
pos,d-tu-ho citizeus feels 10 his plain
duty 10 advise ua Just how 20 run
our business. AH "a matter Of fact
their advice o. received With "a degree
" interest for d b. interosting 90
study the workings ~ their small
minds. but IL would be- well u they
could Doe made 10 understand that no
frockle-faccd. bull-ueckcd, glass
eyed. ivory Drained bully will ever
succeed iu intimidating this sheet
while under the present management
That ia all
THAT INTEK- RELATED capital
rroup Mr Jctt fauck tolls about
seems 10 have also defiated itseit
90
WE Used TO Eot pictures a.
beautiful actress in every package
~ cigarettes But nowadays There
are more kinds Of cigarettes than
there are beautiful actresses.
90
THE OLD FASHIONED MOTHER
who used 10 feed tho folks sassafras
tea and sulphur ard moihases about
this time OF year didn't have any
hay fever in her family
90
THE offiMo correspondent OF the
Wagon Mound ~pdntaeruph reports
shat "Mr. clyde Herllcr was kickeil
from a horse last Sunday afternoon
The sporting editor wants 10 know
the name" ~ the champion high
jumping kictc- who did IT,
90
down On you.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-18
Daniel Wolf Shows Fine
Technique in Recital

The playing of Daniel Wolf, who
gave a first piano recital last night
in Aeolian Hall. was interesting. not
so much because everything in his
present accomplishment is admirable,
as because be showed solid ground
ing in the essentials of technique and
musical gift that seemed to have the
germ of growth.
Mr.. Wolf claims direct descent from
Mendelssohn and Meyerbeer. His.skill
in the music Of Debussy and his grasp
Of the idiom of that composer, shown
in his own work, would indicate that
his musical ancestry is Of later origin.
Something of the romantic spirit
was missing in his playing Of Chopin.
The c sharp minor Nocturne was
labored, and dry incisiveness made
the A fiat Polonaise thing more of
square corners than of bounding grace.
With Debussy and List he was more
successful.
There were five of his own compost
tions on his program, in all of which
the influence of the French master was
felt in the handling of tonalities and
the design of surface arabesques. or
the five the most distinctive was
Waterfalls" and an "Indian Dance
was we'll liked and earned repetition
Mr.. Wolf is a native of Baltimore
and has received his musical training
in this country.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-18
Boston Symphony to Give
Last Concert Tomorrow
Damrosch Presents the First of
Closing Two Historical Re-
citals at Carnegie Hall

The Boston Symphony Orchestra gave
the first of its two final concerts for
this season at Carnegie Hall last even-
ing. Mr.. Monteux led Gallicized YER
sion of Brahms's Symphony No. 2, in D
major, Op. rs. In Ravel's Valses Mobiles
ct Sentimentales he was on familiar
ground and therefore not only effective
but at his best. The same was true
of his conducting of "Romeo Alone;
Grand Fete at the Capulets," from Ber-
lioz's dramatic symphony "Romeo and
Juliet" OPP. II. The other number on
the program was the overture to Web
er's "Euryanthe. The seasons last
concert by this orchestra will be given
tomorrow afternoon
Mr.. Damrosch gave the first Of the
closing pair of historical concerts in
the afternoon at the same hall. The
program was devoted to selections from
Wagner's operas. Miss Florence Eas-
ton, the soloist, sang Senta's Ballad
from "The Flying Dutchman" and
Brunhilde's Immola,.on scene from
"The Dusk of the Gods The same
program will be repeated this evening.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-18
Col. Clifford Expected
To Get Revenue Office
Chicago Financier Believed Har-
ding's Choice for Commissions
er; Wanted by Sec. Mellon
From The Tribure's Washinoton Bureau

From The Tribune's Washington Bureau
WASHINGTON, March 17.-Colonel
Edward Clifford. of Evanston, ILL.,, is
understood to be President Harding's
choice for appointment as Commits
sioner of Internal Revenue.
According to information at the
White House this afternoon Colonel
Clifford's appointment will be an
nounced within the next few days. 1t
has been. urged by Senator'S Mccormick
and Mckinley, Of Illinois, as we'll as
General Charles G. Dawes and Secre-
tary of War Weeks. 1t is known that
his appointment would be highly pleas
ing to Secretary of the Treasury
Mellon.
Colonel Clifford, who is connected
with brokerage firm in Chicago,
served for more than three years liz
the Office of the Director of Finance of
the army. He distinguished himself
by clearing up some of the difficult
financial problems Of the army.
Recess appointments made by the
President to-day include: Edward C.
ant Secretary of the Interior; William
S. Spry, to be Commissioner of the
Land Office.
Among the persons being considered
by President Harding for Ambas sad or
to Japan to succeed Roland S. Morris
is Ransford S. Miller, Consul General
at Seoul, Corea, it was reported to-day.
Among the men being considered as
Minister to China are Owen Robert, of
New York, and John C. Ferguson, of
Massachusetts,.
Eugene Meyer jr., of New York, was
made managing director of the War
Finance Corporation at it's first meet
ing.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-18
Ex-Judge McAvoy
Forcibly Elected
From | Courtroom
Refuses to Remain Silent OH
Order Of Mnlquceil and Is
Oustedby Attendant; Once
Presided ON Same Bench

Francis s. McAvoy, former recorder
and ex-judge Of the Court ,ef General
Sessions, was elected yesterday from
Part Nv Of the Court Of General Ses-
sions on direction of Judge Mulqueen,
who was presiding there.s In days gone
by Mr.. McAvoy presided over the same
courtroom.
When tho order. was issued to oust
Mr.. McAvoy, Captain Winfield Sullivan,
in charge of the court attendants, sum-
moned one Of his assistants and pro-
ceeded to carry out the order OF the
court. sMcAvoy protested vigor-
ously. He held cane. As Che court
officers approached he waved it above
his head. When he reached the cor
ridor Mr.. McAvoy said that he was a
victim of outrageous treatment and
would seek action before the grand
jury.
Last Wednesday Mr.. McAvoy ap-
pcared in Judge Mulqueen's court and
when the case of Frenk S. Taylor, a
former broker Of so Broad Street, uns
der indictment for grand larceny, was
called. He safu that, acting in behalf
Of the complainant, Miss Margaret Nc
Cabe, he wanted to make a motion to
have Assistant District Attorney John
T, Dooling removed as prosecutor in
the case.
Mr.. McAvoy was advised Ly Judge
Mulqueen that he had no standing in
the court. At the request Of Eugene
McGee, counsel for Miss McCabe, the
case was called yesterday. Mr.. McGee
asked that the case be again postponed
because his partner, William j. Fal-
lon, was engaged in another part of
the General Sessions Court.
AS Mr. McGee finished speaking Mr..
McAvoy addressed the court. He de-
clared that he wanted to press for the
removal of Mr.. Dooling as prosecutor.
Judge Mulqueen urged that Mr.. Nc
Avoy remain quiet as he had no stand
ing with the court, and that the prose-
cution was in the hands of the Dis
trict Attorney.
Mr. McAvoy insisted that he be
heard. Again he was warned to be
quiet
Turning to his stenographer, Mr..
McAvoy directed that she take down
everything that was said. Ignoring
the court, Mr.. McAvoy continued to
address the stenographer. At this
point the court attendants took Mr..
McAvoy by the arms and started for
the door. In the corridor another at
stendant handed Mr.. McAvoy his cane
which had been dropped in the court
room.
New-York tribune., 1921-03-18
Bearded Lady Misses Her Boat
Because the Barber Is SlOlU
And Finny Man Dives Into Sea and Escapes $50
They Say), but Rest Of the Freak Cargo Ar
rives, Looking Like Pre-Volstead Nightmare

As strange human cargo as ever
crossed tho seas came into port yes
terday on the White Star liner Olympic.
At that, two OF the queer company were
missing.
"Dose Eng-lisch BARRIERS are SO slow
yeti" Martin Emmlich, the man
with the revolving neck, was trying to
explain the absence Of the bearded
lady.
"She went into Barber shop at
Southampton" interrupted Mrs. Rose
Wilkinson, the half-woman, "to get her
whiskers trimmed and the ship sailed
without her"
The man with fins like fish also
Ringhng Brothers and Barnum &
Bailey. who boarded tho Olympic at
Pier 80 to meet the new sideshow at
fractions who are to grace the circus
this season.
It seems that as the aggregation was
being taken on the vessel at Southamp..
ton the man with fms like fish baked
at going up the gangplank.
He was finally persuaded to 60
aboard, but as the Olympic put to sea
and the others were all excited over
the bearded lady having stayed so long
in the barber shop she missed the boat,
the tinny gentleman slipped to the rail
quietly and dived into the water. The
last seen Of him he was streakinr It
through the sea in the general direc-
tion of Havre. The Olympic put on
full steam ahead, but couldn't catch IN
with him.
Emil, Ernst and Walter Hoehnc, the
three fat boys, were seasick most of
the way over. When they felt particu-
larly bad, ships officers said, the