Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-12-21

WINGED her, she says, that there is toe
much government everywhere rather
ambiguous statement. but ray OF light
may he found in Miss Goldman's dcclara
ton OF her intention to return TO the United
States as soon may be practicable.
Popular interest in the Ia. 000-word state
ment which is said to DO coming from Lin.
denfeld has been lesscned somewhat by the
publication of n siH-word statement from
Mrs. Lindenfeld MY husband she says.
lis 4 born liar"
What was said or done in the secret Sos
sion of the Dali Eircann. the public has
not yet been told 1t may be worthy OF
remark. however. that tho Georgetown scis-
mograp! has just had another spell OF vio-
lent agitation.
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Alexicos Minister OF War has resigned
to become Minister Of Agriculture. 1t is
too much to hope, however, that any great
number of Mexican generals will soon be
round between the plow-handles.
In passing, it may be remarked that tho
railroad men, the business men, the meat
packers, the carpenters and others who
voted Il year ago for n change are having Il
chance to think it over.
An American citizen is said to have been
invited to become King of Albania. Some
body seems to have gotten an exaggerated
idea of the trials and tribuations of being
az American.
The American ambassador occupied Il
scat Of honor for the opening of the British
Parliament; but, happily, it was another
George who did the talking.
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II is hoped that the new colonies will be
named so that they can have their uniforms
made while the prices arc lower than in the
spring season.
Federal Prohibition Director Fulwiler is
the only man who will openly admit that
he has moro liquor than he really needs.
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War tax on railroad tickets will end this
year, but that will not affect the men who
ride the bumpers.
Up With the Times
by IL. o. II.
Jack Dempsey aspircs to become 4 member
OF the American Federation Of Labor. but
where will he find an opponent who can
stand mp against him for tho regulation eight
hour day:
If in it's poverty Richmond is going back
to the methods of our fathers, why not erect
toll gates mt Main and Eighth Streets and ut
Seventh and Broad? They would he produc-
tive OF much revenue, even if they did stunt
the city's future.
Now that ireland has been made free. why
not start similar movement hero in the
United States?
Fortune in bogus United States notes seized
by Federal agents probably was intended for
purchase of bogus booze from crooked boot
lcggcrs. And that seems fair enough.
Debs free at Christmas. and cx-service men
looking for jobs. Depends on the viewpoint
just how merry 1t is going to be.
Signing OF the British peace pact seems
to have aroused the "DeVal" In Do Valera
Monarchists OF Germany still pratinR of the
Eaiscr's flight as great sacrifice; hut then
he saved his precious skin, which secms to
make II about Gfty-ffty.
woman poses as husband says a head
linc sho merely usurpcd the title, whilo tho
rest OF them yet content with the
prcrogatives
One way to bc merry on Christmas is to
forget there is such n date January !.
Excursions across the Atlantic to Witness
the peace dove in Ireland would better be post
poned until the old birds nervousness has
off
Noyyc Of Eiftv Years A oo