The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-02-12
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THE OTHER
ANGLE
MIKE MARTIN.
By KIRK MILLER.


Picking through our spaghetti.
Rimmed spectacles. It's easy to see
that Mike Martin has solved the
science Of slow. Death.
mike 4. now starving. NJ Inches off.
TIE interest ON his debts. He IL
man ufaeturta~ a hors~. Imminent
for use ON ball players.
Writing like this is. Worse than.
TranspOsing music from three flats
to two. Sharps but. We're going
through with this if it kills. You.
Once Mike was q skilled laborer,
he msssaxed ball players for . hv-
ing and ate. Every day. Now he IL
q skulIed Iaborer and works with q
apothecsry's. Kit and wears glasses
As well. As heavy scowis.
His ball. Player varnish is guar
anteed uner the impure. Food and
drugless act. OF 1906. That was
the year Nick. Altrock won a pen
nant and. He is still talking about
it 80. Are the Cubs.
Martins mysterious mustard plas-
terr are. Equally ~ good for well
people. As III. In fact. Better. II
not v~Orse. You said Il! who, met
Yes, you! Thks reads like q dish Of.
Spaghetti.
The solution is applied to the limb
Of man or beast with. A. Paint
brush or tooth. Brush if you have
one most people. Don't. 1t is not
necessary to. shave. The member,
as the pain leaves so doth the fur.
MIKE doesn't believe in advertisdnE
his IMMINENT. for the death notices.
Always give the cause OF demise.
HIS only publicity Is. Through his
automobile which IL frescoed. With
the stun.
This lotion of. Mikes has many
uses. Besides curing coughs. Colds
and bunions it readily. Removes ex-
cess hair from the surface interior
decorators prefer it. To peel off old
wall paper. And shelack from the
floors one application. And you'd.
Never recognize your own home.
Inc secret OF Mikes 0lScOVcrys
Was. Handed down TO him By the.
North American Indians It's principal
ingredients are rain. Water and
nsh scales. The latter make. The
liniment smooth and soothing and the
former. Gives the latter . deceivinE~
appearance like any prescription.
Since he has. Become Washing
toms leading lima. Ment bOOtlegger
Mike. Looks prosperous like. The
White Sox octette wanted. To be.
He will take two. Tank cars full Of.
His syrup to Tampa for the training.
Season. That's enough to kalsomine
ALL. OF Florida.
When in the sunny Southland Mike
wants to guard his Investment we'll
lest some slick Florida grape fruit
sap trades him . citrus ranch for his
ligament valspar a guy in Texas last
spring sold Bugs Baer all patent
rights to q bowl vveevil Incubator the
squirrel also paid George Moreland
nifty dollars $500 for an autograph
ways collecting. Curfos.
Down in the National Museum they
nave SOIlc IIluIlIHlcS IiloI arc q tiiou-
sand. Years young. The mummies
were once. Egyptian ball players.
When they curled over like. A
kitchen cockroach they were wrapped
in layers of chees cloth interpreted
with applications of Mikes. Fusel-
oil emulsion it is said to have pre-
served the Ramesis southpaws better.
Than Theoretically sealed concrete.
Anyone. Who can decipher this lib
Der fs entitled to a place In the sun in
Avery Marks secret society. The I. o.
II. II. The independent order of brass
heads is nm old maids home for the
mentally limp competitors will write
out the correct. Answer. Fold the
paper two ways from the outer edge
carry to the corner and insert in the
IRE. Alarm box. Then get tOmor-
rows Times and try to find your.
solution.
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