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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12
A TAXI FOR HER.

overheard girl talking with
others the other day something along
these lines: "Oh what a piker he is.
He made a date with me for a dance.
and 1t happened TO be raining. Would
you believe me? He came without q
taxi. Did I go? Yes, but not until
he telephoned for a taxi"
Most Of the boys of Washington do
not make so much money, and It's no
wonder that so many Of them fear
to make dates with girls. They don't
know what it's going to cost them
before it's through. NJ
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12
A FINE PUZZLE.

p. r. B. drew the diamond-shaped
puzzle below. Start at corners and
find the number Of times the word
America can be taken out of the dia-
mond:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12

"THE COOTIE AND THE CAKIE.'
ONCE UPON A TIME, a Cantanl--
erous Cake-eater of the Obnoxious
Variety, discovered a Versailles Cootie
on one of his Pink Spats. He there
upon subjected the Unoffending AT
NAL to Baptismal Immersion IL
Half Pint of Bay Rum without re-
moving it from its Temporary Habi-
tat. Now the Cootie has tho Pink
Eye and the Cakie staggers when He
walks
ARIZONA IKE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12

Cakes and rah-rah boys are not
half as rough in their MASKING meth
DDS with girls on the streets as some
of the soldiers and sailors to be found
near Ninth and ID streets. The
police have some opportunities there.
TEDDY,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12

Poetry is a GIFT, but Ye Ed.
refuses TO accept our perspiring
efforts even at that. GINGER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12
Gs11EARl s:@,
By BILL PRICE.

Two girls complained 10 Police
man J. X. JENKINS the other night
that two stylishly dressed cake
eaters were following them in a
somewhat dilspidated Ford, seeking
to have them enter the car. jenkins
watched the proceedings and finally
arrested the two cakes, who looked
like the proyerbial million dollars"
apiece. At the station house a
search OF their pockets revealed a
total of SO cents between them-d4
and 49, They were neld some time
until friends put up collateral for
them. This they forfeited.
A FEW .CONKs.,
In the city of Filial Affection. ac-
cording to IONA STILL" cakes are
called "Pineapples." / wonder IL all
the Ewes up there pine for the APP
pies?
Missouri Avenue hear they can't
decide where to hold the inaugural
ball.
Al Street, should worry. won't
be invited anyhow.
JOE CoNKLIN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12
~ beef IS coU,
And pork IS pig,
10 Mutton Je0f

Out West they call them "jaxz-
berries" and "shimmy queens" in
stead Of cake-eaters, writes a con-
trib.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12
BERNESE HACKNEY.
AGE OF THIS CENTURY.

The fans don't agree as to how old
this century is-some claiming that it
is 81 years old and some that it's
only 20. MARION LIVINGSTON
LARSON maintains that this century
began January 81. 1901. and will not
be 81 years old for another year. p.
d. H agrees with this babe
RUTH" disagrees, standing b. p.
At a "sweet-sixteen" party thu
other night they served cherry pie,
with onions in it.
HITCHY and KOO, Inc.
Nobody should kick on a nice looking
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12
OH! MY. OH

when you're sound asleep =: night time
And it's nine r ten Below,
And tho wind tears through the Window
with theirs sills ALL banked with snow
when you hear our baby boy
Give his lusty midnight YELL
And you know IT'S up to you
To heat a bottle for him-weu.
MARION L. l.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12
When a woman is in tears she
needs either to be kissed or
spanked. Be decisive
HAROLD STODDARD.

Boy-I got 100 in my examina-
lions today.
Dad-That's fine. In what subject.
Boy-I made so in geography; 80
in spelling, and 20 in grammar.
MARY N.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12

Newlywed-This lettuce tastes
beastly; did you wash 1t, dear?
Mrs. Newlywed-Of course, I did,
dear; and 1 used my best toilet soap,
too! CHEVY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12

Nobody should kick on a nice looking
Maste-basket like this:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12

when ordering your over
sized pneumatic toupee,
send In. both sizes OF your
head. Expanded and at
rsst-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-12

Our cemeteries are hang
ing out standing Room
only" signs. Due to SUBJ
urban immigrants not taxi
ing proper precautions
when seeing New York by
starlight. The evildoer who
stalketh by night will rock
you to sleep with the hard
ware lullaby.
The New York herald., 1921-10-12

Special Coble TO The New YoaK HERALD.
Copyright, 1871 bU THE NEW York HERALD
The New York herald., 1921-10-12
TWO BANKERS TELL
OF CHAOS in EUROPE
Mitchell, Head of National
City Bank, Says America
Must Lend Help.
no CHANCE OTHERWISE
Speyer Says Frances Policy
Toward Germany Is Ex-
tremely Unwise.
no CHANCE OTHERWISE

Two financiers who have been maxi
ing close study OF European condi-
tions arrived last nigh By the White
Star liner Olympic. and gave their inl-
pressions of the economic, political,
commercial and social chaos in central
Europe particularly, and to some ex-
tent in more tranquil regions.
James Speyer, who has been three
months on the other side, had some
criticism to make of France. c. e
Mitchell. president of the National
City Bank. believes that the European
situation will continue chaotic without
the help OF the United States.
This Is Mr. Mitchells statement:
1T is my observation that the Ills
of the readjustment period which are
evident at home persist. only to larger
degree as rule in European coun-
tries. The spread of Bolshevism is
nowhere feared. Social unrest. how
ever, is everywhere apparent. Unbal-
anced wage and commodity price ad-
justments, deprecated currencies and
the large unemployment resulting from
absence Of international trade are cre-
ating a general dissatisfaction with
present conditions that often makes
itself openly apparent.
Though taxpayers in every country
are complaining grievously Of the ex-
cessive tax burdens laid uron them.
nevertheless In the face Of governmental
extravaganza. large military appropria-
tions and the uneconomical payment of
unemployment doies. the balancing OF
budgets. though usually feigned, Is sci
dom actually accomplished.
rs Is futile to hope for the fullest
degree OF prosperity i'm the United
States until international trade be re-
established through steps leading to Eu-
ropean political and commercial re-
habilitation. Certain basic requirements
for this are clear. The way must BE-
found to establish. first, new under
standing and comfy between nations
and open international trade gates
seconds. a readjustment of debts between
nations that will involve feasible, as
well as positive plan of payment and
a very strict enforcement of govern
mental economies and balancing of
budgets; and third. o. removal or at
least q lowering of the trade barriers
The New York herald., 1921-10-12

with which nations are nov so generally
attempting to protect themselves TO the
inevitable ultimate collapse OF interna-
ttonal commerce.
Il am coming home impressed as
never before with the fact that the
United States OF America occupies the
key position in the Accomplishment or
these necessary adjustments. Without
our constructive help and leadership
the situation will continue chaotic. II
nationally we will but think broadly and
act with courage and determination In
these matters, the European countries
VIII and. in fact, must respond and we
shall find ourselves In commercial lead
ership in a period of large prosperity
that otherwise seems at best, long years
removed"
Mr.. speyer said or the situation:
Europe. unfortunately. is still in
Very unsettled political and economic
condition. There are four little wars
being carried on now, with a prospect
OF one or two more. A large part OF
Russia remains cut off
Many are beginning to realize now
the dangers of political and economic
strife due to the creation OF so many
small Heterogeneous States which We're
supposed to be able peacefully to govern
themselves.
In Great Britain and other countries
the policy that France is pursuing tow
ard Germany is not considered wise
one. 1t is not calculated to allay ami
mosities or to help restore conditions in
Germany and economic equilibrium In
Europe. To this might be added that
nothing has been done to correct the
Versailles Treaty, which ignored the
economic interdependence of large sec
uons so essential to the welfare OF their
peoples"
AS to the financial outlook, Mr.. spyer
said:
People arc beginning to realize what
Keynes and other calm observers stated
two years ago: That the reparation
payments imposed on impoverished and
diminished beaten countries are beyond
their capacity to meet and that the
efforts they are forced to make to COM
ply Herewith are largely responsible
for their deprecated currencies.
"As the great creditor nation of the
world, we have now a very direct and
substantial interest In the economic af.
fairs of Europe. 1t is rather curious
to hear Frenchmen claim that they cam
not even pay us the interest on what
they owe us when at the samo time
they declare that Germany is able to
pay about ten times the amount of the
principal of their debt.
While the unfavorable expor. s.tua-
ton exists for us we should do every
thing possible further to improve and
stimulate our home trade No doubt
lower prices for food and other necessi-
ties will in due course bring lower
wages. and that win help. But lower
cost of living should always precede
lower wages. One sure way OF stimu-
lating home activity will be to settle
the accounts between the Government
and the railroads and thus enable them
to give larger orders for equipment and
improvements
The New York herald., 1921-10-12
BERLIN CRISIS HANGS
ON SILESIA VERDICT
Wirth Cabinet to Resign if De-
cisiOn is Made Against
Germany.

Specoi CaJle TO The New YosK HERALD.
Copyright, 1891. bv THE NEW YosK HERALD
New York Herald Bureau,
Berlin. Oct. IL.
1T was predicted hero tonight that
the Wirth Cabinet will resign in body
II the Upper Silesian verdict by ths
council of the League OF Nations Is
such as is considered huytful to Ger
n1any's economic interests. This de-
cision. although not yet known to have
been taken formally by the Cabinet
was said TO have been felt inevitaoic
after news reached the Government
which confirmed press reports that the
decision of the council OF the league
would make an autonomous State OF
the district containing Eeuthen. Katta-
witt and three-fifths OF the German coal
mines.
German newspaper comment on the
affair runs TO prophecies of Europe's
downfall through Germany being rem
dered helpless to pay reparations. THIS
seems only occasionally varied. as, for
instance. by Theodor Wolff in the
TGoeblott, who complains that the loss
by Germany of vital parts Of Upper
Silesia will make II Gcrmany's un-
escapable duty to see 10 Poland's
economic destruction.
Inc FOrelgn A11alrS COr1Nllttcc OF tne
Reichstag, which has been summoned
for tomorrow. may not meet until
Thursday. for the official version OF the
Lea que of Nation decision Is not ex-
peeted until to-, -orrow night at the
earliest.
A political ferment has already set in
here over the expected resignation %
the Cabinet. The probable programme
in case the fears about the Upper Sile-
sian decision arc born out. is that the
matter will be laid before the Reichstae
immediately, the Cabinet will resign
and then another drive viii be made for
united front" Ministry, including al
parties from the Conservatives to the
Independent Socialists.
Just what the Germans hope to
achieve by their own political defiance
the press comments here do not make
clear. Evidently 1t Is expected that the
British may rescind sheir promise to
abide by the councils decision. for AM
bassador Sthamer. German diplomatic
representative in London, returned tc
his post yesterday, authorized to make
representations 10 Downing Street FL,
was accompanied by German labor unlor
leaders, who are counted on to influence
! British labor's views for revision Of tht
decision by the league.
The New York herald., 1921-10-12

Intend to accept verdict adverse to
Germany with regard to Upper Silesia.
The newspaper adds that II the reply is
IN the affirmative there probably viii
be MINISTERIAL crisis in Germany.
The Tooeblott declares that the Wirth
Cabinet Will resign II the industrial area
in Upper Silesia IS severed from Ger
many.
VoercasTts says that the Social
Democracy maintains its defensive posi-
tion 10 protect the Ministry OF Chancel-
lor Wirth and its policy. which For-
tcac1'fs asserts is menaced in the front
BY the Nationalists and in the rear by
the Upper Silesian decision.
IF the latter is as 'unfavorabla as is
feared here" the newspaper says. I'VE
will not throw up the sponge. But we
do not conceal the fact that the future
is most dark. From q German crisis to
4 European catastrophe, which would
reopen all old wounds. is bur one step"
The New York herald., 1921-10-12
MARSHALL ADVOCATES
COMPULSORY CHURCH
Would Stamp Out All ReIig-
gious Antagonist.

Speaking before the Kenpis Club al
Montclair, y j., yesterday afternoon
Thomas r. Marshall. former Vice Presi-
dent, said that If he had the power he
would make every child in the United
States artend church.
IT am great for liberty ana large for
freedom" said Mr. Marshall. II hope
that all religious antipathy and antag-
onism will be stamped out by the infiu-
ence of every right minded Catholic and
Protestant In this country"
The New York herald., 1921-10-12
BECOMES TRAvERs.

Benjamin Trotshy. Passaic, n. J.,
merchant. became Benjamin Travers
yesterday by scratch of the pen of
Judge w. W. Watson in Passaic County
Court. "The name of Trotsky is held
in great disrespect in the United States
of America the petitioner pleaded.
Judge Watson agreed with him. Trot-
sky is As years old and married.
The New York herald., 1921-10-12
I'm the Aaancintcd preas.

BERLIN. Oct. 11.--The Cabinet held
lengthy sessions last night and to-day on
the Silesian situation and again took
up the question tonight.
The VolksSeiturg says DIR. Sthamer.
Ambassador to Great Britain. has been
instructed to ascertain from the London
Government whether the principal allied
Powers. and especially Great Britain.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
BRANCHING CUT

According to advices received here yesterday, the BordeIand Construc- ton Company. which is composed of Dr. w. P. Sims, J. P Connolly, of this city, and P. P. Correll, of Tue son. is to take over the assets and equipments of the West. Coast Con struction Company, of Phoenix. This information comes from the office of the corporation commission. The new company, recently incorporated. will engage in street paving work
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
ATTENDING STATE MEETING

4 number of delegates of the local lodge of Woodmen of the World are in Douglas attending the state con- vention of that order. Judge J. D. Taylor of this city presided at the opening of the meeting, he being the retiring head counsel of the state. The new officers elected were: H. D. Hall, of Mesa, state head counsel; {; George w. Nagray, of Flagstaff, re- elected as head clerk; H. D. Healey. of Phoenix, delegate to the head counsel; R. L. Lotz. of Bisbee. was chosen as alternate delegate to the head counsel.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
DOUGLAS GIRL VISITING

Mrs. E. E. Whiteley enteretained Mrs. McHenry Mosier. Mrs. F. L. Sims and daughter Alice, of Douglas, and Mrs. w. P. Sims at the Ladies' Day luncheon of the Warren District Coun- try Club Tuesday. Mrs. F. l.. Sims and Mrs. Mosier returned to Douglas in the afternoon but Miss Alice will spend several days in the district as the guest of Dr. and Mrs. Sims
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
T ase AIsiil
WILL BE SOLD

According to a sheriffs notice of sale being published there is chance for some resident of the Warren Dis trict to secure 160 acres of patented land south of Don Luis at reason able figure, on next Monday at 10:30 in Tombstone at the courthouse. The land was the property of Samuel Smiley and wife and is to be sold to satisfy a judgment rendered in the superior court at Tombstone.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
REPAIR BRIDGE

The city street department has just completed the repairing of the bridge across the subway at the Laundry Stop. New, plank was laid and has been covered with substantial road material
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
SCHOOL OFFICIALS ON TRIP

The Misses Ruth Fuess. county school nurse, and Helen Brown. coun. ty school superintendent. left yester- day morning for Happy Valley. a small town near Whetstone They ex- pect to be gone three days on school business. The trip is an arduous one, requiring a 57-mile rMe by automo- bile and r miles on horseback.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
GOES TO WILCOX

Hal K. Miller, of Los Angeles, who has been here for some time. left yesterday for Wilcox via the Bisbee- Cochise stage. l.. Zeiss, of Warren. left on the' Bisbee-Cochise stage yes terday for Deming, I'M.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
VISITING IN SALT LAKE

Mrs. J. E. Bevan, proprietress of the Victoria Hotel, has gone to Salt Lake City for a visit with her moth erO and sisters who live there. She will remain in the Utah city for about two months.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
ACTED AS GUARD

J. J. White left yesterday for Tue son where he went as a guard to as sist Deputy U. B. Marshal Jay Will moth with four Mexican prisoners. He will return tomorrow.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
NOTED ATHLETE VISITS

William Hendry, former Bisbee business man and one time captain of the II. Of A. football team. was a business visitor in the city yesterday from his headquarters in Tucson.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
ELSIE ToLEs VISITS

Miss Elsie Toles, state superintend- ent of instruction, was a visitor in the district Tuesday and yesterday. returning to her office in the capital yesterday
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
To LAKE EXAMINATION

D. c. Pace and George l.. Taylor left yesterday for Phoenix, where they goNto take the state bar examination, which will be held on Thursday and Friday,
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
EXCUSED UNTIL MONDAY.

The Warren District members of the present panel of trial jurors now serving in Tombstone. who were not caught on the Baxter Allen case. re. turned home last evening, having been excused until Monday.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
TO ATTEND FUNERAL

Mike Davis left yesterday for Phoe nix to attend the funeral services over the body of his nephew. John rayis, who died Tuesday in Fl Paso
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
VISITING RELATIVES.

J.. Sidney Williams. general mana ger or the MoctHuma Copper conn Danv in Sonora. was in the city yes terdav, on 8 visit to his father J. s. Williams. He was Accompanied by h's wife who also visited sisters liv-
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
i WAS IN TOMBSTONE.

E. A. Tovrea, of the Arizona Pack ing Company, was in Tombstone yes- terday on a short business trip. He returned during. the evening.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
HAS RETURNED HOME

Miss Jeanette Davey has returned
 to her home in Tucson after spending i several days here on visit to her brother. G. K Davey, and his wife
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
RANDOLPH OPERATES ON LAO

Mir. and Mrs. Robert Axtell of Tombstone. brought their son to Bis bee for an operation Tuesday. The Axtells returned to the county seat in the evening.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
ON BUSINESS VISIT.

Ray B. Krebs. of Tombstone. was in the city yesterday on business connected with his interests in the district.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
UNoeLIvEReo MESSAGES

An undelisered telegram was held at the Western Union office yester- day for Mrs. Willis Laurence.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
ON LEGAL BUSINESS.

Morris Blumenthal, of the office of , Eilinwood & Ross. was in Tombstone yesterday on business before the su- irer;or court.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
GLEASON MEN CALL HERE

Judge NJ. J. Sullivan and Tom Barnes were in the city yesterday from their home in Gleason.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
elseee VISITOR

Frank Ivey. of Tombstone. returned home yesterday after spending few days here on visit to relatives.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
JENNINGS ON JURY

Harry Jennings is spending the week in Tombstone as jury fore man.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
TO MORALES

Miss Elsie Hutterman left yester- day for Nogales where she expects to remain for couple of weeks.
Bisbee daily review., 1921-05-05
Hand Bags

That mother will take pride in carrying to choose from.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-26

the auspices OF the Musical study
Club. Mrs. Mills. president Of the
club, talked to Miss voldisch, his
western manager, from Medford this
morning and reports that Godow-
sky's concert there last night was
wonderful success. Mr.. Godowsky
responded graciously to numerous
encores and the audience was boathe
to leave when It was over.
Mr.. Godowsky is bringing a Knabe
piano tuner with hi mwho will put
the instrument In perfect condition
before the concert. ....
The doors OF the Scandinavian hall,
corner OF Walnut and Ninth streets
will be opened at 1880 p. m. and the
concert will begin at s:15. No one
will be seated during the playing Of
the numbers. There are no reserved
seats but the hall is so large that all
will be assured Of finding good seats.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-26
IS COMPOSER
AND V|RTU0S0

Fritz Kreisler, giving his first New
York recital OF the season, paid a
compliment to Leopold Godowsky by
using the pianist's composition
"Weinerisch" on his program. In
commencing on this concert, II. T.
Finck said In the Evening Post" /"
"Godowsky's 'Weinerisch' evoked the
spirit OF Schubert, Lanner and the
whole Strauss family. This piece
made Its mark with the audience" ("
In the Brooklyn Eagle" w. B. MUIR
ray said, There is a mine OF music
in Godowsky's 'Wienerisch.' At the
most recent dual appearance In New
York OF Godowsky and Mox Rosen.
the young violinist played "Wien-
erisch" and a waltz by Godowsky.
both Of which were received with
great enthusiasm.
"The musical leader" In speaking
Of his Chicago concert says.
His program was one Of the fin
est ever offered in this city. but
nothing he played was more beauti-
full or more interesting than the
three numbers from his own "Tria-
kontameron," which make lovely
pieces for concert performances.
Leopold Godowslsy. the celebrated
pianist will arrive in klamath Falls
tonight and will appear tomorrow
night at the Scandinavian Hall under
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-26

ling labor, but he was able, by an al
most super-human effort, to drag
himself to the river bank on sunny
days to fish for mythical trout.
It was on one OF these excursions
that Hutch collided with the miracle
that changed his life. He needed
worms, and dug up instead a tin box
containing fifty one-thousand dollar
notes.-the fruits OF bank robbery
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-26
INMAN BROS. BUY TRACTOR

The Inman Brothers, enterpris-
ing ranchers OF the Lost River
country. have purchased an Inter-
national tractor from ]. s. Mills &
Son. and will prosecute their farm
ing operations this spring and
summer on speddier and more up
to date lines than ever before.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-26
AT the Theafers
THE STAR

VIII Rogers plays Old Hutch, the
laxiest man in the LATEST village
in the world. The most strenu-
Gus thing Hutch ever did was
TO extract tobacco money from
hts work-ridden wife. A mysterious
ailment Of the neck prevented his en-
gaging in anything remotely resemb-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-01-26

entertainment has never before been
equalled upon the screen. Enid Ben
nett will also be seen In one of her
latest comedy-dramas entitled "Iyair-
pins" .N ,.u