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Ma zamku vojetlnskem.
Napsal Jan Kober.
Napsal Jan Kober.

pUtiIdtI. IGhld 81 a itNCuOuC
81 rady v podivuhodne situaci
te, poslechia. Prijala rame ry-
tirovo a odchazela S MIN k
zamku. Rytir Petr citil, jak Sc
|ruka jeji chveje, jak z cele by
! Itosti sala rozcileni a nepokoj.
A to utvrdilo jej dokonale V
pfesvedcenf, re Marenka stu
ne.
Chlacholive il fekl:
"Upokojte Sc, neni priciny k
rozcilovani!" Napadlo no, re
Sc u Marenky jedna opravdu 0
zachvat hysterie, vyvolany w
jevem Sc Zimovou. Prekvapu-
jici zprava, velika radost Wy
volaly u Zimove hystericke "a
chvaty a ty - jak rytir Petr
ved6i 2 lekarskych pojednani
- byvaji u zen caste "nakaz-
live!'
Marenka ucinila jeste jed
nou pokus, aby vyvedla ryti-
re z omylu.
"Tedy opravdu mi neveri-
te? A coz, kdyz vam predlo-
zim dukaz? A jaky dukaz!
Dopis, jeiz psal Prokop pred
n6kolika mesici," tax rekla.
Chv6jici HAS jeji sc zajikal.
Rytir Petr vedl dale svou:
"Opravdu, jedna Sc tn 0 prene-
senou hysterii. 4 dopisu limo
va uCinil chorobny zachvat je-
il dopis Prokopuy. Zde je
vskutku jiz treba rady lekafo-
wy" tax uvazoval a hlasite do
J dial:
"Nu, ano, vefim vam vsech-
no, mate dopis zajiste We sve
loznici, odvedu vas tam!"
Mafenka seznala, re ted uz
S rytiTem mic neSvede. Resigno-
van6 mltic. dala Sc odvad6ti ke
svym pokojum.
Ma chodbe vsak prece rekla !:
"Prosim vas. zavolejte Kar-
la Milusku!'
"Zavolam, zavolam, bud'te
ien klidna. VSecko skonCi do
bre, jen co prejde DOZEN, .iejz
ma vas ucinily chorobne vylevy
! Zimove!" odpovedel rytir, sa-
haze po elektrickem zvonku,
ably privolal komornou.
Kdyz prichvatala, pOSeptal
il:
"Zustante u milostive PAM,
ie churayaw Odkvapil pax
pro Karla a MiluSku.
Marenka pocinala 81 ted O.
pravdu jako nemocna. Klesla
do kresla a iiz jiz byla by pro
pukla plac litosti, re zkazi.
la vsecky velke dumysln(
plany sve, ktere tax dlouhC
: snovala o tom, jak sdeli rytir
Petrovi radostnou zpravu.
Byla 81 ted vedoma, re z ne
, prijemne situace pomuze il do
pis Prokopuv. Ale smi jej ryti
ri predloziti? Smi mu pripra
, viii prekvapeni, jez by Sc mo
hlo stati vrazednym?
i Mafenka jeSte nedomysli
: la, kdyz tu vkrocil do jeji loz
: nice rytif Petr S Kariem a Mi
luskou, kterl polekan6 specha
Ii k "nemocne'.
: "Strycek nam rekl, matin
J, ko, re ii neni dobre, mela by
ulehnouti!' prosila MlluSka
: tulic sc k Marence.
Ted je zmatek dovrSen.
!, zvolala Marenka. "Jeste TAX
: Wy uverite, ze jsem churava
= Pravim yam vsak, re jsem jest
. nikdy nebyla tax zdrava jak
y dnes! NedoroZumeni wink
v 10 -"
0 Marenka nedopovedela, ry
tn Petr skocil il do reel:
= "Ano, vZniklo tim, re Zinc
l. va nyni placem a radosti Ma
:! renku nakazila. karle, co tC
y mu rikaS: Marenka po seen
0 Sc Zimovou tVrdl naiednou.
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PRIJME Sc:

PRIJME Sc. zruCna maSinar-
6a ma muzske kabaty. Haste Sc
i elsie 1860 E.. So St. $50
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NASADTE 81
POHODLNY DUN Sc proda

POHODLNY DUN Sc proda
ma vych. 103. ul., blize Union,
cor. Benham. Je to jedno-patro
w cottage o 6ti pokojich, kou-
pelna, garaz, moderne staveny,
ulice dlazdena, hotovy k ma
stehovani. Je pro velkou rodi-
nu aneb dive mensi. Haste Sc
V cis. 3470 E. 110 st. Tel. u
MON 1928 w. $50
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PRODAJi Sc tri loty els. "a,

% 26 na vych. 142. ul., V
rozm6ru kazdy 40 pfi 120 str.
Nalezaji Sc Y pravo cd Randall
kary V lese. Haste Sc V els.
$3.50 +. 81 st. z Drake A
We. 5-3 /
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ZELENINOVE SAZENICKY.
Rajska jablicka, zeli, papri-
ka, Kapusta, Cerel, Petrzel,
tez Astry, Vrbenky, Salvej,
Petunie, Geranium atd. - jen
slime Sazenice.
Sandovy sklenniky
3175 l.. 116 ul., roh Imperial.
Tel Cedar 1926. 5-31
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PRODA Sc farma O 100 ak
rech dobrymi budovami, vel
kou zahradou a peknym lesem.
Je oseta ovsem a loukou. Cena
$500, polovic hotove. Blizsi
sdell Il. j. Parenica, 3543 Z.
l06 ul. z Union. 5-2S
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IA PRiCINOU odjezdu pro-
dam dvourodinny dunn moder-
ne zarizeny o 5ti pokojich, kou
pelna dole a A pokojich kou
peIna nahofe. Haste Sc v els.
4215 Sackett Ave. S. w. 5-28
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PRODA Sc grocerni a cukro
vinkovy obchod peknym by
tenn peti pokojich, v kterem
Sc trzi hotove pres $400 tydne.
BlizSi Sc sdeli els. 2442 Prof
fesor ul. Vemte Fairfield ka-
ru. 6-2
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PRODA Sc zdimacka, ka-
nina ma plyn uhli, Sici stroj,
postel gramofon. Haste Sc v
els. 5613 Dolloff Rd. 5-2S
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PRODA Sc:
DOMEK MA PRODEJ, ma

svetnic, diva satniky, pantry,
letni kuchyh, ban, slepicniky,
plyn, elektrika, male taxy. Hla-
ste Sc els. $3.50 Il. 81. st. 2
Drake Ave. 5-31
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KOUPiM revolver aneb krat
kou puSku. Nechte svoji adres-
su V adm. Sv6ta pod znackou
''BoX 65". 5-28
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PRODA Sc dunn, bungalov.
1pln6 novy, modene zarizeny,
garaz, prime Sc lot ma splat-
ku. Haste Sc V elsie 1925 Rose
wood Ave. z Warner Rd. 5-31
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PRODA Sc jednorodinny
dunn Z pokojich, vse moderne
zarizeno, lehke podminky.
Haste Sc elsie 3637 L. 1876
ul. z Union. 5-2S
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PRODA Sc zanovni set do
jidelny "a pficinou odjedu do
Czech. Haste Sc V elsie 1926 E..
112 ul. z Buckeye Rd. 6-1
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1921-01-06
MUST HAVE SURPRISED CAR
John Randolph Had His Own Ideas OF
What TO Do When Presented at
Russian Court.

When John Randolph. erratic Amer
lean statesman from Virginia, was In
Russia he was about to be presented
to the czar. Someone undertook to
teach him the presentation etiquette
of the Russian court. As minister he
was TO enter the room and bow; at
the center OF the room he was to
pause and bow a second time, after
which the car would meet him and
engage him In conversation. But Ran
dolph was indignant at the thought
that anyone could presume to teach
him anything, and declared that he
knew all about It without being
shown.
The day of presentation arrived and
Randolph entered the door Of the au-
dience chamber and bowed very low /;
he advanced to the center Of the room
and bowed again very deeply. Then
he approached nearer TO the car, took
of one gauntlet and threw 1t to the
right of the car, removed his other
gauntlet and cast II TO the left OF the
car. Next he pitched of his hat in
front, threw of his mantle, unbuckled
his sword and discarded It upon the
floor and then fell upon his knees al
the feet OF the car. The court was
speechless and the car astonlshed.
However, the car was equal to the
occasion, so he approached the pros
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1921-01-06
Emulate David.

A Judge was annoyed by sneering
remarks from a conceited lawyer. Aft
er one such outburst some one asked
him why he did not come down strong
on the fellow? The Judge looked hard
at his questioner, as II to give empha-
sis to his story, as he said: up in
our town there lives a dog which, wheD
the moon shines, goes out on the steps
end banks and banks away at the moon
all night, but the moon keeps on shin
ing" There is sound philosophy in
the story. After all, why should we
suffer ourselves to be put out by abuse
singing Shimeis? Emulate David, and
pass on with calm, patient, heroic self
control, a good conscience, a spirit at
peace with every man. 1t is the stamp
Of the great soul.
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Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect 1t
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

judging from reports from druggists
Who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence Of Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp Root is
soon realized. II stands the highest for
IL remarkable record Of success.
An examining physician for one Of the
prominent Life Insurance. Companies, IN
an interview on the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
% many applicants for insurance are re-
jected ID because kidney trouble IL 90
common 10 the American people, and the
large majority Of those whose spplica-
tions are declined do not even suspect
that they have the disease. II il on sale
sf al drug stores in bottles Of two sizea,
medium and large.
However, II you wish frst to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
kiimer 4 Co.. Binehsmton. N. Y, for a
sHmple brittle. When writing be sure and
mention this papG.-Adv.
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life. The rest of my existence will be
the sacrifice"
you are a simple sort of a person.
John"
81 presume so. l have no reason to
think otherwise"
"Where did you get your ideas of
women. JOhn?"
81 have no ideas Of women. | am
not presumptuOus or, in that fashion.
egOtistic."
Eyes, you are" she said.
81 don't think you are right In say
ing that"
"YOu are presumptuOus about me-"
81 am mott" exclaimed in hurt
pride.
"YOu are" she said. "YOu presume
that am not In love with you"
(THE END).
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Value Of Snakes.

Most people have a decided shrink,
ing from snakes, which is not to be
wondered at in tropical countries,
where their bite is venOmous and often
fatal. But the grass snake ought not
to be cOnfOunded with the rattlers,
cobras or pythOns. II is as harmless
to humanity as a frog and a good deal
more useful. No greater enemy to
bugs is in existence. And slugs are
among the most hurtful of garden and
field pests. They keep down the num-
hers also Of such other pests as mice,
shrews and other small rodents. But
as slug destroyers they deserve to be
cherished rather than massacred at
sight. which Is their usual fate.
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CHAPTER XVIII.

Mr.. Sidney was buried by the pool
on q bitter afternoon when the snow
creaked underfOOt, and the sun. in a
cold blue sky 10 the southwest above
the hills across the river, could hard
~ be regarded as warm and sustain
ing star.
The servants were pail bearers-sad
ones; and we had the chaplain from
the penltentiary to read the service
in the room Mr.. Sidney had used. The
sun came In the southwestern win
dows, and the canaries sang. AlgOl
was afraid Of strangers and hid him.
self Otherwise ii was Mr.. Sidney's
room.
We carried the coffin the half-mile
In the bitter cold TO the grave which
had been dug by the pool with mat
tOcks through the frozen earth. Mrs.
Sidney took my arm, but walked the
distance bravely. lSObel went as If
she we're clear-eyed Spartan girl ac-
ceptlng life without a Quaver or whim-
per. upon the terms offered. We left
the remains Of our gracious gentleman
there.
So genial a man could not die. He
still pervaded the house. He had i'm.
pregnated IL. His death could not de-
strOy his influence. Even his room.
his death chamber. remained JOvial ;
but Algol attached himself to Isohel
and could not be parted from her. He
went to her room that night.
Necessity and delicacy both sug-
gested that go away for while the
following morning. II was necessary
for me 10 establish myself in the city,
In material and physical facts of lodg-
ing, and so forth, and delicacy intimat-
ed that | was an alien in the house
hold upon a strangely fictitious stand
ing.
l went away in the early morning,
leaving word that l would return in a
day or two TO say goodbye. l came
back the evening of the second day,
by automobile from the city. I had
been impelled to go back and had 81
far resisted the cOmpulsiOn that had
missed train time. Then the impulse
reasserted itself so irresistibly that
took an automobile for the 40-miie
ride.
Jed met me at the door. His cor
diality was enforced. II was the din
ner hour. Jed suggested either some
biscuits and sherry in my room OF an
Omelet with mushrooms. Mrs. Sidney,
he said, had been Spartan, but was In
collapse. Miss Sidney was somewhere
abOut-he did not know where.
did not want anything 10 eat and
went toward the library. IsObel was
sitting there by the fire.
had often seen her thus before. II
was one of the familiar pictures
should remember. There were prOba-
bly, a half dozen others-nOne better
than this.
She looked up as l entered.
81 am glad you are back, john" she
said.
I could think only of a common
place.
81 did not intend TO disturb you,"
said. How is your mOtherT
Utterly and happily stupefied," said
Isobel. "Her pain waits for her."
"And yourselfT
II can't find a tragedy In It," she
said. 81 feel a sense of terrible but
inevitable loss. l had reconciled my
self to it. l can't be a sentimental reb-
81 against life. His life was happy t.
the end. He would hate us II we
we're morose. Please sit down, John.
1 did, In a comfortable chair. We
looked at the fire.
"Pn be saying goodbye TOMORROW, Vt
l said.
"What are you going to dor
.I have made some arrangements
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Bank Saved by Telegraph

the day had closed and The balance
was not correct, there being a deficit
OF a hundred pounds sterling. 1t was
not the money but the error that must
he found, and for the officers and
clerks there could ba no sleep until
the mystery was cleared.
The following morning a clerk sug-
gested that the error might have &C.
CURED in packing for shipment to the
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'Have on deck certain boxes (marks
given), weigh them carefully and tele-
graph result" was the next message
from (he bank.
These Instructions were obeyed,
and one box was found to be some
thing like a pound ten ounces heavier
than the others-just the weight Of
the missing sOvereigns.
"All right. Let the ship 60" was
he last message. The West Indies
h'nse and the Bank of England re.
ll sed into its customary routine
New York Sun-Herald.
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part Of the instinct which nourishes
and protects the infant.
Il don't understand you at all.
john" she said. els there any ques-
ton in your mind that we ought to
protect my fathers memory and my
mothers peace of mind? You admit
that even now this man Morgan cau
wreck the things we hold dearest.
You admit that a small payment can
protect these things. You know that
the one thing Of which we have more
than We need is money, and you adj
init that we are not doing any person
any harm by using IT to bride this
man Morgan"
OF course. had to give in
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1921-01-06
Solemn Occasion.

Simpson and Simpson had been
great friends In the earlier years Of
their lives, but not so very long ago
Simpson took to himself a wife and
now Simpson proposed to follow the
noble lead.
The approach Of Simpsons trial
er-triumph grew near. On the NOR
row he intended to propose to the
lovely lady, but, first of all, he had
decided to have a little chat with his
old friend Simpson.
"Were you all nerves when you pro-
posed to your wifeT" the single one
asked the spliced.
Simpson sighed.
81 wasn't" he admitted. "But II I
could have foreseen the future I
should have been y
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1921-01-06
A "Piq" In the Bed.

Many words In everyday use have
quite another meaning in remote cor.
ners OF the country. An auction Is a
dirty or untidy place; and some rus
tics, when unwell, tell you that they
feel "comicnl." A pig or piggy is a
hot-water bottle-hence the story Of
the traveller who returned TO civiliza.
ton with a tale that in Northumber.
land the people slept with a pig in tn.
bed for warmth.-LondOn Express.
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WANTED TO go IT ALONE"
Many Years Ago Missouri Declared
Her Ambition to Become an IN.
dependent Republic.

Missouri once had intention of set
an Independent republic
III. The Session acts. state
o . |, 1S3S-1S39. contain a me-
n.Ori,' = the congress OF the United
Sta tive to the Santa Fe trade
II Of an expedition Of traders
N Fe in 1912 from st. Louis
thOI Il is not specifically stated that
they ent over the Santa Fe trail.
Tn early Session acts of the Mis-
sor 'glslature. starting in 1924. con-
tai my interesting resolutions and
IN ais to congress on all manner
O. itIcal and historical subjects.
Incidentally the Missouri constitution
OF 1890 starts with the preamble that
the citizens Of the state agree to form
and establish free and Independent
republic by the name of the state Of
Missouri.
Missouri was one Of the pivotal
states in the history of this country.
Il was made such in the ancient fight
In congress over the slavery question
which took up the admission Of free
and slave states and considered the
balance thereof in congress. Nilsson
RI was also n pivotal state in yet an
other and larger sense-she was the
jumping-off place for that wild and
unknown country called the Wild West
the land west of the Missouri river
She made the midway point between
the frOntlersmen of Kentucky and
those Of the great plains, occupying a
generation of history herself as a
frontier commonwealth.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1921-01-06

West Indies some boxes OF specie that
had been sent to Southampton to be
placed OH the vessel MercatOr. The
clerks suggestion was acted upon.
Here was an opportunity to test the
powers OF the elegraph-lightning
versus steam, with steam having forty
eight hours start. Very soon the tele-
graph asked a man in Southampton
HAS Mercator sailedr'
"Just weighing in =" came the an'v
"StOp her in the Queen. ma p.
flashed back the telegraph. "She .
stopped" was the response
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I'll build up a small practice. l may
go TO a small town. | think that
would suit me. | haven't the tempera-
ment for city. 1t is chill"
you have really set yourself back
by coming here" she suggested.
Possibly" | admitted, Gin purely
material ways; but | have lived the
wonder time of my life here. The sac
rifice was cheap"
"But II was a sacrifcer
"In a strictly pragmatlc fashion.
yes"
"YOu think OF It as a sacrifce?"
Il do not. ! think OF II as my reai
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1921-01-06
Force Of Habit.

II amt EFT enough since way along
last spring to keep a chicken alive.
skurcely," miserably mOaned Austin
Akinside, who is afflicted with chronic
dyspepsilOquacity. And what little 7
do manage to eat distresses me like
all fury. My heart amt working ex-
actly right, and have spells of pal
pitatiOn, shOrtness of breath, and
"Uh-huh ~ absent-mindedly re-
turned the proprietor of the r.
Place store in Petunia. Anything e
today Y'-Kansas City Star.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1921-01-06
Halls Catarrh Medicine

Those who are in run DOWN condi-
ton will notice that Catarrh bothers
them much more than when they are in
good health. This fact proves that while
Catarrh Is a local disease. 1t is greatly
Influenced by constitutional conditions
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE IL a
Tonic and Blood Purifier and acts through
the blood upon the mucous surfaces OF
the body, thus reducing the Inflammation
and restoring normal conditions.
All druggists. Circulars free.
+. J. Cheney q Co, Toledo, Ohio.
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doml Either because he saw a ghost
or he does not want his freedom. You
ran have II either way you want. You
are going to force him out of the only
place he has TO live. and yen are go
ing to give him the tragedy of know
in1 that his life was ". ecked."
"He is a rich man." ] said. Half
the old Dobson estate as his. All of 1t
+ his. His brother was legally and Is
now actually dead"
You are a worse man than ! was"
sbid jed. II never interfered with Mr..
S dney's scheme Of punishment You
are trying 20. His scheme was just"
whats the use Of this debate" |
exclaimed. "You are morally incapa-
BILE Of right doing"
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Gods Voice

It bushes ones heart with a gentle
awe to go out early in the morning af-
ter a clear night, when air and flower
and leaf are fragrant with an indie
scribable freshness, aid to listen to
Gods voice saying II will be as the
dew unto Israel" He is speaking to
the hearts of all His people. to your
heart and mine.
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Momen Mnrl.er, aMak. cnod |.

The WOmen's Industrial League Of
Great Britain asked 5000 firms for a
statement Of their experience with
women as Industrial workers. Nearly
1.5O0 replies were received from COM
1r0.f' whose experience had been en-
eOsl-s g enough for them to retain
women IN their employ and In many
concerns TO Increase the number.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1921-01-06
Thank God Every Morning.

Thank God every morning when you
get up that you have something to do
that day which must be done whether
you like II or not. Being forced to
work and forced to do your best will
breed in you temperance, self-control,
diligence, strength of will, content, and
a hundred virtues which the idle DeTer
know.-Charles Kingsley.
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trate Randolph, required him to rise
and engaged him in conversation. But
the reception did not meet RandOlph's
expectations, and within a month he
left Russia In considerable Of a hun
at what he deemed mistreatment at
the hands OF the car.
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TIaht sLIrt b Really AneIsnt.

The modern sheath skirt is the re
vival OF a very ancient fashion. A
statuette in the Louvre. Paris. shows
an Egyptian queen Of from 5000 to
1000 years ago IN q gown cut low IN
the neck. with sleeves stopping well
short Of the elbow, and with a skirt
that fits even more closely than the
tght skirts OF today.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1921-01-06

Watch cutlcura Improve Your
On rising. and retiring gently
the face with Cutieura Or
Wash OFF Ointment in i've IA
with Cuticura Soap and hot waite
is wonderful sometimes what Cuti,.
will do for poor compilations. dandfL
itching and red rough hands.-Ady.,
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speIIbound.

"Why don't you go on writing my
speech?' said the orator.
81 am spellbOund," reptile Is
typist.
HAS my elOquence such an effs
'Yes, sir. never worked for
man who used so many words l can
spell. Boston Transcript.
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In 1920

Aviator Con way to cOur)-But. on
GER. was only doing 60 mites an
hour? Do you call that speeding?
Aero COp-WhO said anything about
speeding? You were delaying the traf
&c Cartoons Magazine.
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Reputation for Correctness Of the
Bank Of England Maintained by
Clerks Suggestion.

In the days when the electric tele-
graph was a new idea. and conse-
luently a mystery TO the masses.
here was trouble NE evening in the
Bank Of England The business for
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The Difficulty.

whats the matter. George7 Can't
you make up your mind to quit smok-
ing?"
"Oh, can make up my mind ali
right. Jerry, and l can quit smoking.
but can't do both at the same time
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Irony.

The way to run this eountr aid
Knowitall. us to put thorough Sc.
capable. alert and honest men on
troll Of affairs"
yes" answered Miss Keen, N
what are we 20 do-there's only one
Of you
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Constipation can be cured without drugs
Natures own remedy-selected herbs-is
Garfield Tea.-Adx.