South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-02

parents OF a newly arrived boy 20
'eihemoer that II requires constant
training and vigilant care 70 get him
TO a state Of discipline which will
| Unable him 70 keep out Of the peni-
Tertiary or escape the pallogs be-
lore ne IL % or 30 Isaac Kane:
don't neglect him.
Anyway reading the Harding
message over again. we are now
convinced that ne knows about as
mitch OF the situation as we do
circumstance that doesn't warrant
our Offering Fluctuations, by any
means.
punc CampbelTs attack on Col.
Harvey. ambassador TO
Great Britain, was fine. but Dune.
might have gone further. Harvey
viii last about three months at the
court OF s.. James. They're hell on
MS kind in England; and he can't
tell John Bull anything John doesn't
already know.
II Mr.. Harding thinks congress
has the solution for the heart
! breaking problems OF the nation.
he's mistaken: II congress thinks
Mr. Harding has. its crazy.
\ The reason they are called the
common people is. they are so all
fired uncommon.
One advertiser extols thu smart
\ Bingham dresses he offers for sale
Well put in with him. The girl who
y buys and wears smart ginghams is
pretty smart herself. and we'd like
powerfully well TO sample her
bread
The Iapers tell us that Phyllis
Haver, now that she is a star, has
\ highland role and doesn't go near
the water. IN Phyllis case it will
make no difference TO the public
hereafter how much clothes she
piles on. Everybody knows she's all
there
Ralph GaylOr can tell you why
he is a republican" declares Charley
Cnolittle. Yes, republicans in gem
yeral can show you why they are re-
publicans If you put them in charge
OF treasury that contains anything
that can be voted out Of it.
The whole country-capitalis
laborer. manufacturer. agriculturist,
professional man. and everybody
hut the idle loafer who produces
nothing and is worth nothing-may
as we'll consent TO take their loss
for otherwise it will be rammed
down their threats, anyway. There
is no ether road to readjustment.
Miss Ruth Hess OF Chicago uni
versity thinks that women not only
have the right to smoke. but should
avail themselves Of IT, Some Of
these days we suppose this type Of
woman will become 80 strong that
they will put the boys in Ietticoats
and install them in the kitchen.
Mishawaka's real society folks
are returning from Florida, where
they spent the winter, and some of
} them are getting ready for a sum-
<ier in Europe. We fancy it would
be idle far us 10 send them informa-
tion respecting crops. as they never
stay at home long enough to get ac-
quainted with their precinct elect
ion officers.
Mishawaka is going TO boast of its
fine new s25O.OOO theater The
plans show It 10 be an exceedingly
handsome place OF amusement.
And Mishawaka wouldn't discount
it about $4,000 or $4,000 for cash
either
A new law in Iowa permits adults
to buy cigarettes. Isn't fl likely TO
destroy our civilization to permit
folks TO go unrestrained that way?
The Buffalo man who made
fake confession Of murder TO see
whether his wife would be loyal TO
him learned something. She told
the officers that he was innocent Of
any crime but was merely a nut.
And truth scored a bulls eye.
If II be true that we have both
Emma Goldman and BIZ Haywood
in Russia. our notion is that we
ought 10 dismiss our Russian
rrouches and call the score even.
When we think Of Jackie Coogan
making 50. 600 a week at the age OF
3. we are reminded that there are
very few grown men who could take
81 that much very long without go
.ng straight TO hell
Apparently man brings nothing
into this world except a burning am
bition 20 get an office and something
% ride in.