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The Coconino sun., 1921-07-22
State of California,

County of Los Angeles.
 On this 4th day of June, 1921, be- fore me, Florence L. Werdin, Mo- tary Public in for the county and state aforesaid, residing therein, du- ly commissioned and sworn, person. ally appeared JOHN ZALAHA, HENRY s. MAC KAY, JR., and H. J. McCLUNG, known to me to be the persons described in and who ex- ecuted the annexed instrument, and they acknowledged to me that they executed the same for the purpose and consideration therein expressed. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal in said county the day and year in this certificate first above written.
 FLORENCE L. WERDIN,
 Notary Public in and for the Coun- ty of Los Angeles, State of Califor- mia. My Commission Expires June 30, 1924.
 (NOTARIAL SEAL)
The Coconino sun., 1921-07-22
ADVERTISEMENT

my official seal in said county the day and year in this certificate first above written.
 FLORENCE L. WERDIN,
 Notary Public in and for the Coun- ty of Los Angeles, State of Califor- mia. My commission expires June 30, 1924
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1921-09-09

than 100 in the shade permitted
during dog days.
Rule 2: Rule l applies to SEN
ate cloakroom opinions, as well
as house speeches.
Rule 3: No one shall use
Woodrow Wilson s name in pres
ence Of Senator Lodge unless
there is a doctor present.
Rule 4: Members shall be dis
armed before being permitted to
discuss the tariff bill.
Rule 5: Leaders Of house and
senate shall 'call up the white
house daily for orders Except
! during week ends.
Rule: 6: Democrats shall re-
serve quotations from Republi-
can campaign speeches for unan-
imous-consent day.
Rule Z: Debates on the beer
bill shall always be followed by
at least a Commute recess.
Rule s.: Visitors shall not be
permitted to carry heavy objects
into the house galleries.
Rule 9: Without objection,
presidential messages will be re-
ceived Tuesdays and Fridays.
Rule 10: Gas masks shall be
supplied on request during all
senate debates.
| Rule II: All refreshment con-
cessions shall be controlled by the
majority party.
Rule u: A tax on texcess
prophets shall supplant the tax
on "excess profits.
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FRIDAY, SEPT. 9, 1921.
A COUNTRY SHOULD Or
SERVE ITS TREATIES

At the beginning Of the World
War Germany was criticised and
maligned for it's failure to oh
serve it's treaties which they
called mere scraps Of paper.
No nation will merit nor can it
expect to hold the respect Of the
balance Of the world if it does not
carry out its solemn promises
While we do not for one min
ute intend to compare this coun-
try with Germany and we use
that illustration merely to bring
forceful thought to situation now
existing between this country
and England.
England and America
made an agreements IN
1850 to construct a canal across
the Isthmus Of Panama to be
owned jointly by the two coun-
tries. but in 1901 this country
persuaded England to relinq]lish
its rights under that agreement
under the promise that If we
constructed the canal alone that
the canal should be free and
open to the vessels and commerce
OF all natlons-on terms Of entire
cquality,' yet in 1912 Congress-
passed an act providing that mo
tolls shall be levied upon vessels
engaged in coastwise trade Of the
United States.' Under the terms
of the agreement with England
that was a flat violation of a sol
emn promise made and no won
der England has chaffed under
such action. For a man or ma
ton to hold the respect Of his
community or it's people his word
should be beyond question, and
we hope that this administration
will take such steps as may be
necessary to assure England and
and the world that Americans are
as good as their word and do
live up to any agreement made.
RULES FOR CONGRESS
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1921-09-09

Use our Easy Payment Plan =
furnish your home. \ little down AMI
a small weekly or monthly payment
will buy any article in our store
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1921-09-09

Rule ~: A tax on "exces<
prophets shall supplant the tax
on "excess profits.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1921-09-09

Rule 10: Gas masks shall b
supplied on request during a
senate debates.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1921-09-09

Rule 3: No one shall use
Woodrow Wilson S name in pres
ence Of Senator Lodge unless
there is a doctor present.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

Sister Susie. who loves her beau,
Has tried to tell her mother so.
Her mother thinks he's just a cad,
But Susie cries. He's not SO bad"
Her pa he thinks a man with dough.
Ought to be quite a welcome beau.
And really ought not to care.
Cause 1t Is none of my affair.
PHILIP EBERT.
The Eame opened with GLUE at
the stick and SMALLPOX catching.
CIGAR was in the box, STRAW
BERRY SHORTCAKE played short
and CORN was in the field. CABBAGE
was Manager cause he had good
head. EGG was umpire and he was
rotten. CIGAR let boardwalk. and
SONG made a hit, while SAWDUST
filled the bases. Then SOAP cleaned
up and CIGAR went out. BALLOON
started to pitch and went up in the air.
ICE went in and kept cool until he
was hit by the ball, then you ought
to have heard ICE CREAM. LIGHT
MING finished the game and struck
out six men. LUNATIC was put out
cause he was of his base. BREAD
loafed on third and LIGHT was put
out on first. CROOKS stole second.
KNIFE was called out for cutting
first base. GRASS covered lots OF
ground, and tho crowd cheered when
SPIDER caught FLY. STEAK was
put out on home plate CLOCK wound
up the game by striking out. II DOOR
had pitched. he would have shut
them out
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
WISE CRACKS.

I'll match womans intuition
against mans hunch every time.
business and life are like bank ac-
counts--you can't take out more than
you put in.
Self-made men are bachelors. II
they're married the credit belongs to
the wives.
My lady's spring bonnet may be a
perfect DREAM. but IL often gives
hubby NIGHTMARE.
A woman is as old as she looks and
man Is old IL he doesn't look.
Men who understand the least con
denim the most.
Experience Is the best teacher. but
getting arrested Is no way TO study
Lac. SAYS WHICH.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
WHAT NATURES DOING.

Gentle Annie, Spring has come
Can't you hear the bluebeils ringing?
Can't you hear the dogwood barking
At the catnip UP tree7
All the dafrodils are daily
At the way the fish are singing.
While the buttercups are buttinK
Into everything they see.
See the little cows limp homeward
With their hind legs dislocated,
Where they stepped upon a cowsllp
Such as Springtime throws around.
And the cherry trees are cheering
At full crop estimated,
While the acorns keep on aching
As they tumble to the ground.
SHORTY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

Father ruefully gazed on his :ast
dollar after the last pay day. Money
has wings, and house rent makes it
fly" he moaned.
Yes" said his son. "and some
houses have wings, for / have seen
many a housefly."
you're smarter than your old
dad, my son, but I always thought
that no part of house except a
chimney flue." KY. MAID.
Doctor-You cough with much
greater ease this morning.
Patient-I ought to; I've been
practicing all night. CHEVY.
WANTS A THROUGH TICKET.
Rastus-Man, IL All raise nah fist
at you and let IT drop. youse gwine
whah watermelons, chick an and polk
chops bloom all de time.
Ssrnbo-' Git yer fist goin' quick,
mas Mr.. JIGGS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
Mother noticing dirt on her boys
hands)-Tommy, go wash your hands.
Tommy-Both of them. nanny.
GIMME y. OOZE.

A maid with duster,
Once made a great bluster.
Adjusting a bust in a hall:
And when II was busted,
The bust IL was busted.
That's all. BUDDY B.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
NOT IN THE ARMY AFTER ALL.

NOT IN THE ARMY AFTER ALL.
The Methodist negro exhorter
shouted: Come UP en- jine de army
of de Lord"
Use done jined," replied one of
the congregation.
Wizard you jine?"
"Jn de Baptist church"
why, chile" replied the exhorter,
''yoh amt in de army; yoh's in de
navy" MARUJA.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
BARE .RA FREITCHE. CRevises)

In about ten years, when the
blue laws get going good. we'll
be saying: Member them good
old days when you could get
cocoa cola and Gyptian cigar
ettes?" KATIE c.
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don't think we'd be threat
ened with blue laws" IL so
many guys hadn't onc. worked
overtime painting taings red.
10 JULES B.

A. r.. MARTIN, with the Marine
Corps at Portau- Prince, Haiti, in
quires: by the way. Bill, what are
they paying for rum up there now p
Down where Martin is the best rum
sells for about 81 per quart
c0NsOLING THE OLD.
Consider the cheese,
when old age frets
The oider II grows
The Stronger Il gets ,
New A-rivsi--How does this ship
feed1 'fl
Old TrAve1er--Good. six meals .
DAY: three down and three up.
. BUD.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

youth hath no virtue" and
vice versa, virtue hath no youth.
Like golf. it's an old mans
game. +. VETTER
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

Bootleg hiccoughs" is a dan
gerous epidemic in a Pennsylvania
town. They cough up enough for
the stuff in this town to get the
same disease. JULES BACK.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

81. c. u" takes the word CEN
TRIFUGAL" and from it makes up
101 words, using no one letter more
than once in the spelling of a word.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

Cakes remind me Of an empty
cream puff-all crust and no
dough. w. WALTER
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

I've read Heard and Seen for long.
And found 1t worth more than song.
TITS flowing with fun,
It's purpose is won.
And builded a fame that il strong.
/. N. ]
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

Girls used to love fudge. Now
they feed IL to the poor fish who
bring them five-pound boxes of
real candy. HARVARD.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

Heard and Seen. when first we met,
You loved and l love you yet.
In the paper every night for you 1 look
And then l paste you In my old scra
book
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

Father = What is your favorite
hymn, Clara?
Clara-The one you chased away
from the house last night, pa.
III. ID. b.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
LAWFUL"

A lady told her hubby she felt inclined
To give him piece of her mind"
He then isughingly to her spoke,
And said 1t would be a joke,
~ such thing she'd chance TO find.
H SMITH.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
OUR HOPES.

There's something I'd like to say,
And hope itll come true.
1 hope there, comes day when well get
The whole back page thru and thru,
or nothing but just Heard and Seen,
Just what we hear and see:
Then all of us will be satisfied
And the happier we will be-
ROBERT II. HOLLANDER
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

What is it that has no legs;
cannot stand alone, but runs
fearfully fast and covers a lot
OF ground? SALLY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

To talk about ''the Speedway" in
Potomac Park is to make one giggle.
How does it get that title, when you
can't drive over eighteen miles an
hour? JULES BACK.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

II you dan't like TO do a certain thins.
Don't do 1t.
II you don't like to laugh and sing.
Don't do It.
But don't spoil everybodys fun.
BY being awfully gium.
Don't be razzling son-of-a- gun
Don't do ii.
II you like to do a certain thing.
Go to it.
II you like to laugh and sing,
Go to IL.
And when you find another who's awful
glum,
Make him join with you in the fun.
Be a regular jazzing son-of-a-gun,
90 to it
EARL v.
BARE %RA FREITCHE, (Revised).
who tzches a hair on yon gray head.
Dies like a dog; March on" he said
Barbara Freitche, glaring down,
How dare your she cried. MY hairs
brown"
ELLEN ADAn
Columbus was a lucky bird II
the egg he broke had been a cold
storage egg what would the King
of Spain have done to him?
MARYLAND.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
LATIN PROBLEM.

G. A. asks for an interpretation Of
the following sentence:
Caesar sic Occur on decat ami
gesse lictim.
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JULES BACKENHEIMER.

Lady reformer to prisoner-My
man. have you ever struggled against
the consequences of temptation.
Prisoner-Yes ma'am. has did
that
Lady-well. II YOU hal fought a
wee bit harder you wouldn't be here
today, would your
Prisoner--Wall, did me best. 1t
took five poleecemen to get me here.
EAMON s.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

Man walking-Have an accident?
Man in auto-No thank you. Just
had one. L. NJ. o. S.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
JUST KEEP 'EM GUESSING

JUST KEEP 'EM GUESSING
Would you like TO know
How TO hold them, gfrisr
Not with paint and powder,
Not with fun and curis
'Tis very simple truth
ThatPm expressing
All you have 10 Dc =
Just---to-ks~p-
them-guossing'
Keen 'em guessing all the while,
why you frown and why you smile
II you like 'em. " you don't
II you'll marry, II you wont
'Tis very simple rule that
I'm impressing-- ~
N YOU want to hold them.
you've-go-to-hes
\ shsm-~~;ssSi rur
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

Where's the worm that ever turn
ed when trod upon?
EAMON o S.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
It's q sure sign OF love to
shave twice in the same day.
w. WALTER,

Italian doctor-You say You are
American. why Is your skin SO very
dark.
Mose-Yo' see. sab. All Is er sailor
and one day All fell in der Black Sea
JULES BACK.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
LIES PHASES.

Cowardice asks: rs 1t safer
Experience asks: rs 1t potter &.
Vanity asks: is 1t popularT'
But Conscience asks: els it right?"
+. II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
THE DIFFERENCE.

The Pessimlst whines, There's no cream
on my milk,
And I'll simply have to throw IL away
While the Optmist hollers. in tones of
great glee, t....
There's some milk in my bottle of water
today"
SALOME.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
IN HIGH MATHEMATICS.
FRED HAFELFINGER is putting
up this problem to the big maths in


the following:
1t has spherical hollow in the mid
die Of II that Is four Inches In diameter.
This makes the actual mass of II in
between two surfaces neither OF which
touch each other. This mass is sym
metrical
Question-How would you locate the
lines which prove II to be three dimen-
sional' IL one line Is curved, all are:
II one Is straight all are. There are
three curved and one straight line
in evidence, Mathematics is exact.
II has an axiom that no two
equal signs by their product can pro-
duce the minus sign, and then II will
write volumes on the square root Of
minus one. IL will also sit In an auto,
look FRONT into mirror and see the
FRONT OF something behind reversed.
All nut crackers are called to arms.
How about that fourth line?
FRED T. HAFELFINGER.
The woman orator loudly asked,
Where would man be IL II wasn't
for woman And rude chap
shouted: He'd be $40 better or at
the end of each week"
LIVE WIRE.
Lawyer--You want divorce or
grounds OF insanity. Are you sure
your husband IL inssne7
Woman--WelI. ~ he isn't now. III
live with him until he Is, so get the
papers ready. Alta GIRL !.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
To avoid "cold feet" get good
and hot under the collar.
r. VETTER.

THAT sKICKY, WATERMELON.
There's q gent in Colorado under
contract to raise watermelons
with 40 per cent. kick" in them
at 81 each. He claims he can do
so by inserting yeast while the
melons are growing. Maybe it's to
to be another horror OF the Rhine"
JULES BACKENHEIMER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
THE TWO STREETS.

Intention Street is a broad hfghwaW
And those who follow, 70 they say. y
Go down and UP and up and down,
Trying to get to Nowhere Town
Nowhere Town IN station fair.
On a railway that's always in the an.
None of It's trains are scheduled "thr0uGA"
stop-over tickets win always do.
Attention Street Is narrow quite.
And its jewellers work with all their might
They feed the sick; the poor they pity,
Aud finally get to Somewhere CITY
II. LUE Law.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

THE NATIONAL GAME.
COLLIDE" contributes this on the
national game, just beginning:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24

ONE DRINK TOO MANY.
Oh, I've got an old hen,
she lays \ golden egg.
she's the best old hen
I've got on the farm.
But another drfsk
Wsuidn't 10 me ne harm
~. q 0RD00
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
HEROIC TO THE LAST.

HEROIC TO THE LAST.
The drunken gentleman fell into .
watering trough, and when the 20
liceman tried to help him he msjeS-
tically declarcd: "Offser. I kin save
m'self; you save the wimmin n chill
dren." LIVE WIRE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-04-24
BOOTLEG TRANSACTION.

Lie,
Buy,
Sigh.
Die,
GAITHERSBURG LIZ.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-20
CALOMEL LOSING
OUT IN SOUTH
MIR. Dodson, the silver
Tone" Man, Responsible
for Change for the
Better.

Every druggist in town has no.
ticed q great falling off in the
sale of calomel. They all give the
same reason. Dodson's Liver Tone
Is taking It's place.
"Calomel Is dangerous and peo-
pie know it." Dodson's Liver Tone
Is personally guaranteed by every
druggist who sells it. A large bot
tie doesn't cost very much but IL
It fails to give easy relief in every
case of liver sluggishness and con-
stipation. just ask for your money
back.
Dodson's Liver Tone is pleas
ant-tasting, purely vegetable rem
edy, harmless to both children
and adults. Take spoonful at
night and wake up feeling fine;
no biliousness, sick headache, acid
stomach or constipated bowels. 1t
doesn't grippe or cause inconven--
fence all the next day like violent
calomel. Take a dose OF calomel
today and tomorrow you will feel
weak, sick and nauseated. Don't
lose Q day. ~,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-20
WHEAT SUPPLIES IN
u. S. NOT EXCESSIVE

Washington, March Wheat
supplies in the United States are
moe excessive" specialists of the
bureau of markets announced to-
day, although 320,000,000 bushels
,are reported on hand. OF this
amount, 100000 bushels were
imported from Canada, the an
nouncement said.
From the stock on hand, it was
estimated there must be deducted
requirements for consumption and
seed, placed at 200, 100000 bushels,
probable exports of $4,000, 900
bushels, leaving a. tcatryover on
July l of 100000 bushels. This
compares with an average carry
over during recent years of seventy
million bushels.
Exports of American wheat were
reported heavier to March l than
Iany previous year.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-20
UPPER S|LESIAN
PLEBISC|TE To
! BE HELD TODAY
Poles Threaten to Shoot Brit
ish Officers Should They
Appear in SChOppinitz,
Colonel Hears.
(By The Associated Press.)

Kattowitz, Silesia, March 10 (by
the Associated Press. )-Threats by
the Poles that they will shoot
British officers should they appear
in Schoppinitz tomorrow, the day
of the Upper Silesian plebiscite,
have reached Colonel Crichton,
British officer here. He previously
had detailed two officers to visit
the polling places there, and upon
learning of the threats, announced
he would watch the Schoppinitz
vicinity, where anti-German senti-
ment is reported to he most bitter,
Eichenau, however, is an eXcep-
ton, German voters not yet hay
ing entered the village.
Fears are expressed that the
population, which is known to be
armed, will attack the soldiers in
these districts tomorrow.
Rifle and machine gun fire was
heard along the lower Polish Dor
der last night as the Poles cele-
brated their anticipated victory.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-20
Free Formula
For Freckle les

! II Won freckle easily, this is the. sea
con IN preyent their appearance or re-
move these unsightly defects. Here Is
good old fashioned formula which does
| the work.
Derwillo, OF.
Oatmeal 9 tablespOonluls.
Use as directed in every package OF
derwiIln. o.
| This formula can be used freely, as II
| is absolutely harmless and will not slim
ulate or produce a growth of hair. MIX
lit at home then you know you have the
genuine article. Do not accept sub
| stibute as there is nothing better, Just
as good or just like 1t. Try it today
and YOU will be delightfully."- surprised.
Your freclles will disappear as II by
magic. The first application will aston
ish you. This splendid formula rot
only prevents and removes freckles. but
beauties asN well and brings to any
skin that rosy, white, velvety softness so
much desired by every one. No other
freckle remedy does this. 1t is also
splendid for dark, sallow skin, rough
ness, pimples, blackheads, wrinkles,
ehapped skin. and puts the bloom of
youth on your cheeks which will cause
admiration everywhere. You will look
many years younger and have a skin
everyone lust loves to touch"
NOTE-When asked about derwillo one
OF our leading druggists said: "Derwlllo
is surely wonderful aid in removing
freckles. 1t is away ahead of anything
we have ever sold before. and we are
authorized to refund the money to every
dissatisfied purchaser. We would not
permit the use of our name unless the
article POSSESSED unusual merit. 1t is
sold in this city under positive money
refund guarantee by all department
stores and druggists. including the Briggs
Pharmacy and Highland Pharmacy,