The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1921-02-18
ANTwINE DEMO, SIZE SPEAK
Bout Sumpin De Legislate Do at Mont
pelier.

Bout Sumpin De Legislate Do at Mont
pelier.
Dere Mr.. Editer: Yeup, here are
agn, right on firein line, under order
from top sargent not to let nobody pass
till he advance tree pate to de rear, CIV
oriental pass word, an drop nickel IN
ma hat for poor starvin pezunk OF
Chinv wot ben send all her egg to un-
kle sam by ship. load for las tire, fore
month. tink dat dam cruilty to ami
NAL. both way. Ole Chiny better keep
her hen fruit home an eat it, instead
holler to Unkle Sam all tam her big
family all die for want sumpin to eat
seen leetle tam ago on you pape,
pease wot Saline Lapiere call rebuff to
sum ting I'm wrote wot max her so
shock he's nurse maid hay call doctur
to keep he's relap from tax he's me-
He tole bout ma carburate al hood;
ma burn out coil box, and tink A-ray
sho' ma diferenshul spider gere IS go
backwards on ma ring gere; dat | have
CIGAR in hole on ma face all tam an
ma hart all stagnate wld tobac; oen
she Jump on me wild both feet an call
me 2 by 4 frenchman. If sumbody else
do dat ting, come dam mad rad Oil,
but | amt care bout dis onslot wild
firework from Saline, for | kne she
in bad way, an unles she tax change
for better pref soon, and add more
nurse maid to he's retinu, she goin die
from cronic neglec to provide hisself
wild necessaire of life.
OF course / mite tax ma bit in ma
teef an tole Who'll lot more ! amt kno
bout him, an give he's dimenton to
public lax wot he do on me, but | kno
if do dat it make such shock to her,
all doctur on Springfield can't interjec
nuff hypossamus into he's nerve to save
her, and it mite kill two, tree his nurse
maid too, so / amt goin say nudder
word bout ma ole fren Saline.
Sense I'pf lass wrote you wot | seen
an tink. bout law make FELIX'S an de
cuvner's ketch as ketch can with Stod
Bates, ben look hard on you pape
for see which gladiatur goin take frs
= fall, and last ting | seen, | max up ma
mind neider one going try grape juise,
! mean grape vine, on de udder, but
both going to try for strange hole,
nm if Adey both successful an git dat
grab, refree gut keep he's eye pref dam
peel to prevent both from commit dem
self guilty of Volstead ack by squeeze
lot ferment cider out of de udder's
Adam apple.
seen gunner call Senate into he's
sr1s.r ~,
of Keene man who know how to use CO.
ordinatur dat felly he want to install
as chief highwayman, an | seen al hans
hot foot for dat sho down, cept John
Shurb from ole 0ring county who never
leav he's pew. Wall dat make me latf
for | know John pref close an know he
safe any where widout hitch, wild or
widout binder on. He ben state turney
long nuff SO nobody can gum shoe roun
him and git her to do sumpin she amt
} want to, an nudder ting, wen she max
UP her mind wot he's goin do, de devil
hisself cant max her stop. He probably
kno wot she going do bout dis CO.
ordinatur bizness wen Bt.-Guv. Feet
an Julia Wilcox try Assoc her an lead
her in before his exellunky an I'm bet
wen dey tryin to tro Harriet, John ris
UP on he's hine leg an sho he's long
fangs, an dey jus max up dere mind she
can lick whole executiv chamb full of
vile kat an dey better let her alone. an
for dat, doy sho mark of good Jug
ment. John sure kno what she up dere
for an he all tam loaded to muzzle
wild Who'll lot hot stuff wot max good
law.
Wall. 7 seen max day wen Senate
came back dey find John setting right
whar dey lef him an foun out by Boge
Taft Senate Journal he ben in solid
session as committy of Who'll an tam
dey ben way, an il mighty evidunk dey
max up dere mind il goin be one of
dem rare case where de tale going wig
Gle de dog an wen dey tax up dat New
Hampshire hiwayman, la Brook, wot
gunner tro on screen, dey turn IL down
10 to IL. witch look from dis distance
lax Stod win frs fall. unles tru sum
new politix skeme, gToun rule, or chic
kane. il should be decide by empire as
foul tip, witch Civ gunner nuddsr chance
sst bat.
! seen also dat new Worl war man
wot gunner try put cr9ss plate as man
who able to spen he's Who'll tam hunt
an fish, got tro out Isl base. Course
Rnt seen dat game an don kno why she
sint max home nun. but may be dem
Senate felly tink he goin try use one
dem co-ordinatur If dey put him cross
where she can crack fish an game whip,
an fraid he git dat ting all tangle up
In he's lash an tip over Who'll dam fish
an game bean pot which have tax so
- much year an many money to git so
near I'll as he was wen Linus git hitch
10 her bale, an dey probly tink it amt
hess TO max bad matter worser.
Nudder ting ] seen wot max folk wot
book for 100 cent an dollar feel lax dey
ben slap on face wild chunk liver wen