The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1921-01-17
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 The world will never disarm until Greenville r(S. CD Piedmont.
 Is it too late for the South to sell it's cotton to the Shipping Board ?- Syracuse Herald.
 Secretary of the Interior really Street Journal
 D'Annunzio has been wounded in l the head, where it won't make much i difference.-Toledo Blade.
 Soon it will be cheaper to buy winter clothing than to go South for the season.-New York Evening Post.
 A new book is entitled "Bolshevism at work" Evidently a work of fiction. T-Greenville (S. co Piedmont.
 Difference between coal prohteer and a gunman seems to be that the latter uses a. gun.-Brook1yn Eagle. Ireland acts as if she thought Lloyd George had mistaken poison ivy for an olive branch.-Greenville (S. .C.l Piedmont.
 A falling star is like prices. It makes a great show of falling, but never lands anywhere. = Cleveland News.
 Most of the warning nations have quit listening for the roar of the big guns and are waiting for the dinner | bell.-Co1umbia Record. Uncle Sams latest contribution to peace is a battle cruiser S54 feet long | and with twelve 16-inch guns.-New l York Evening Mail. Emerson's remark that the land scape belongs to the man who looks l at it was made a long time before [ billboards became rampant - New l York Globe.
 l About 20 years from now the inn migrants now coming in will be wor- rying about the flood of aliens coming to our shores.-Buffalo News We'll, no wonder the coal operators couldn't afford to give the miners more pay. All they were making l was 15O per cent. profit.-New York | Call.
 butchers are selling, the packages are i butchers ares cling, the packers are using the leather that the shoe men can't find a market for.-New York | World.
 Ponzi will doubtless spend the next | few years regretting that he didn't de- vote his energies to selling something
 to the Shipping Board. - Nashville Banner.
 
 count, protests that it is not worth
 his while to die for Italy. Fortunately for Gabe, Italy, seems to aSree.-NeW
 York Evening Post.
 It may be, as a scientist says. that from a physical standpoint we are
 much inferior to prehistoric man;
 still, most of us would rather be in
 ferior than prehistoric - New York
 World
 By pressing a finger to the necs
 and elbow of a person Johnny CouloI
 renders his subject utterly helpless Building contractors nave attaiheo | the same result without persona tact-New York Evening Post.
 New and radical measures are be ing advanced every day. Some revo lutionary national economist nov suggests solving the government! penses instead of increasing taxes Nashville Southern Lumberman. Japan faces a shortage of money it's own yellow peril.-Chicag Dail! , News.
 There will be more Cabinet disap
 pointments than appointments-Syr acuSe Herald. The plum line in politics is not al ways straight.-Greenville (S. c. ,, Piedmont.
 . It used to be the bright lights tha | dazzled; now it's the moonshine tha | blinds.-Seattle Times.
 All years should be like 1921, whict O begins and ends with a payday |I GreenviIle (S. CD Piedmont | There are said to be a million idl n men and women in England, nc II . counting the nobi1ity.-Dallas News.
 Maybe we'll get a good five-cer NJ cigar when there is a. return of goo ~ five cents.-Greenville (S. O Pied mont. .r The first step in our national dis z. armament campaign will be the fol !. '. tification of the Panama Canal Al Boston Shoe Retailer. !e !, s''sz A Bad Cough IS f neglected. often leads to serious trouble. ,e and soothe your irzitaied shsoae T by Hss tafns i: i: i: PESOS