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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27
HANDS FULL.

Richard washburn Child. soon to sail Ameri-
can ambassador to Italy, says he believes less in
preaching than in a good example He adds tha- IF
there is anything worse than saying I am not my
h o hers keeper it is saying. I insist being my
bro,her's keeper"
One thing to be said for thaLview is that most
% US who attempt to police ourselves properly.
without undertaking to regulate others, will have
our hands full
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27

The oriental beauty bundled up to the eyes, may
be immodest; the happer in scant costume may be
very modest.
We merely repeat the opinion Of Prof Janabe
Fazel Mazandarani of Persia visiting this
country.
We get you, professor-Hke the price tags often
do not tell the real value Of the goods
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27
EQUITY.

Two boys were brought before a Philadelphia
Judge charged with stealing ride a freight
train They had little money, and were trying to
get to New York to find work.
Stealing rides at the present freight rates is no
crime, the judge held.
Which shows that this particular judge had
studied equity.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27
GOOD NIGHT

How many times we've said good
night
And kissed her as we turned away.
Knowing that with the morning light
Shed greet the beauty of the day.
!
We left her sleeping in her bed
And tiptoed gently from her room.
And when the soft good night" was
said
The parting brought no touch Of
gloom.
She would be there when we should
rise
To greet us with her lovely smile.
The sunbsams dancing in her eyes.
And night seemed such a little
while.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27
KIDS ARE GETTING cAnuoUs

Curious that when Mr.. Ruth
emerged from the cell where he had
been confined for speeding there
was no little child 20 cry out 10 him.
Say. IL amt true, Babel"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27
TheToverg(B
AN OPEN LETTER
Bill Armstrong

AN OPEN LETTER THE beer less than
PER CENT" which
DEAR Customers; A FUNNY hesitated
YOU viii with IN TELLING i
THAT some days is FEAR of offending
IMPOSSIBLE to even clip YOU stonners VIII
STUFF that would be funny ALWAYS
a olumn ike one. WAS in despair and was
YESTERDAY a day. ABOUT to fold up Corona
HAVING just returned with DISGUST when I hears
AnssUs Kiwanis GREAT crash out in front
CONVENTION in Cleveland FIRST thought Evelyn had
greatest FELL. off the porch on
INVESTIGATING I
TO THAT It a
PORCH where writing this
AFTER skilful management I ran o
I finally to start THE dead and wounded but
WRITING but I could think down they
OF NOTHING about jumped out
TRUE FORD right UP again
gone Cleveland AND were driving away as
ToI-E me hundreds of golf THEY flew heard
my mi nenc complaining
COULDN'T GET of them BECAUSE a pack Of Camels
ALL in one Tower that smashed in the crash
WOULD have them WHICH believe will
OVER a period a AGREE
many INCIDENT you hope
a he TO SEE on a hot day when
LONG trip including
HUGE auto trip to
FRONT of a late lamented so thank
SALOON in a MEN whow in the
Drink Zip BILL ARMSTRONG.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27
j. p McEUOy
Essays
IN Plum

Father: I'm bleeding. Joseph,
let me up.
Joseph: I'm not through with
you, father; I would question you
further Why do these tourists pass
and repass each other on the road
honking their horns with a grievous
sound and scattering huge clouds of
dust here and yon. as well as vice
versa2
Father: Moan on. my son.
Joseph: And why DO these little
towns along the way put up signs
reading, "City Limits" Not over
Six Miles an Hour. This Means
You"
Father: Why not. Joseph?
Joseph: Did you ever see an auto
mobile going at the rate OF six miles
an hOur2 I will spare your energy,
father-do not reply-nobody has.
And now, father, l want to ask you
just one more question.
Father: Shoot, my son, you have
me at your mercy.
Joseph: 1t is a simple question,
but it means Oh so much TO me.
Father: Come on, come on, pro-
pound it, Joseph.
Joseph: 1t is just this. father:
Can you let me have two bits until
next Monday?
Father: Here you are, Joseph.
Do not spend it foolishly and
now good luck to you. Petroleum.
my son.
Joseph: Parain, father. parafin.
QUESTIONS: % What do you
tell the judge when you are uE in
the speeders' court? CD Why won't
he believe you? CD How many
miles do you get out OF a gallon?
(G Why don't you tell a good one
while you're at il?
Copyright. 1921
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27

That thirty-three billions will not
amount 20 much II II teaches Ger
many what an expensive luxury the
Hohenzollern dynasty Was
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27

They're talking about piracy In connection with
the missing ships of the Atlantic coast. Another
Kidd?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27

Liberty bonds cost less than Demp-Carp fight
ticket. Naturauy-ones investment and the
others a gamble.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27

volstead also has declared safe and sane
Fourth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27
FO1kS.as:888:s::1t

Here spirit, till the break of day,
Would leave this little world Of
ours
For brighter realms wherein to play
Where fairies danced among the
flowers.
Sometimes we watched her as she
dreamed
And knew that she was free from
care,
And always lovelier she seemed
When morning found her smiling
there.
GOOD nigfa. good night! Sweet
'Marjorie!"
We will be brave with you away.
Some glad tomorrow there shall be,
Wen come TO you at break OF day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27
THE MONDAY LESSON

Bom-bil-ate: To walloI. (See
Dempsey's sparring partners.)
Verify: 'Strewth.
Scup-pers: Don't know.
Pro-le-tar-i-an: Bushwah.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-27

One bill Germany shouldn't pay is ex-kaiser.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16
Special News of UmatiIIa Co.

oughly enjoed the evening and hope
for more good times like Il soon.
Mrs T.. p. Athey mother of NJ. Z.
Athey' editor OF the Herald. died at
her home in Portland Thursday even
ing. Mr.. Athey left for Portland the
same day but did not arrive there un-
tn after her death.
Il. Alexander of Pendleton was in
Hermiston Monday looking after bus
mess interests and visiting with his
daughter, Mrs. f.. p. Dodd.
Mrs. Anna Athey is visiting rela-
tiyes at Moscow. Idaho.
There win he an old fashioned
dance at the Auditorium SATURDAY.
night, May 2lst, for the benefit of the
Columbia Community Center. A prize
will be given for the best old-fashion-
ed costume, The music win be fur
nished by the Stanfield Orchestra and
supper will be served free by the Co.
lumhia ladies, famed for their good
cooking.
Tuesdays Walla Walla Bulletin con-
tains the announcement of the an
pointment of c. F. Morrow as post
master of Walla Walla. Mr. Morrow
was a resident of Hermiston for
of years, coming here from
Springfield, Ill.,, and is known to most
of the older settlers here. He was at
one time cashier of the Hermiston
Bank and Trust company and inter-
sted in land holdings under the West
ern Land and Irrigation company.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16
UMAP|NE BALL TEAM
DEFEATS ATHENA NINE
Cast Oregonian Specially

ATHENA. May 16.-The Umapine
high school baseball team was defeat
ed Friday afternoon at Athena by the
Athena high school team, 6 to 4.
J. F. Herr and o H. Reeder were
Walla Walla visitors Saturday even
ing.
Joe Bannister of Stanfield was in
| the city Thursday.
The Pure Food Grocery Store was
entered Thursday evening or early
Friday morning and the till of the
cash register was rifled of S12.45 in
change. Entrance was gained by
breaking the glass of the front door
entrance An unsuccessful attempt
was also made to gain entrance to the
Athena department store.
Miss Bessie Andrews was Pendle-
ton visitor Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Proudfit and
daughter Mary were in Weston Friday
evening.
c. L. McFadden attended the con-
vention of druggists in Seattle last
week.
Mrs. Jack Chaplin was in the city
from Weston Wednesday.
Sam Spencer was visitor in Pen
dleton Thursday.
Miss Fay Muir of Portland is visit
ing at the home of Mrs. w. K. Wall
anG Mrs. Charles Dudley.
The Raccalaureate services for the
graduating class of the Athena high
school we're held Sunday at II a. m.
4
laureate address was given by Rev.
Bollen OF Walla Walla.
Mr.. anC Mrs. f. A. Dudley have re-
turned from California where they
spent the winter.
O. II. Reeder was a visitor in Pen
dlCton Saturday.
Two cleanup days have been ar
fcunced for Athena. One by the Civic
Club Oh next Friday, May II, in the
City park. The business houses and
stores will be closed from 10 a. m. un-
III y. m. At noon a picnic dinner
viii be enjoyed by the workers. We'd
nesday, May 25, has been set aside by
.dayor Barrett for a cleanup of the
streets. vacant lots and alleys
ph'I.p Murphy was a Pendleton vis-
itor Friday.
Nj. and Mrs. r. f. Stewart were
visitors in Walla Walla Tuesday even
Ing
Mrs. Ellyiott OF Walla WaIla is
her daughter, Mrs. David |
Stone.
Chris Thoeny was in the city from
Weston Saturday.
The Athena high school commence
ment exercises will be held on Friday
svening May 20th. in the high school
auditorium. The members of the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16
PILOT ROCK CHILDREN
ENJOY BIRTHDAY PARTY
CEast oregonian special.l

{
PILOT ROCK, May l6.-Mrs. L. "
Macken entertained Friday afternoon
May 6 in honor of her son Lawrence
sixth birthday. Thirteen little folks
were present and enjoyed games and
ice cream and cake during the after
noon. They were Max and Hubert
| Carnes. Oleta, irwin and Raymond
Horn, Paul Groves, Lawrence and
Jean Macken, Louise and Jack Mill
Ter, Jimmie and Mary Truman and
Josephine Schannep.
On saturday evening May 81. a spe-
cial picture, THE Life of the Party
will be presented in Canes hall. This
show is being put on by the Pilot Rock
commercial association and the pro-
ceeds will go toward improving the
\ city park. Admission will be 75c for
| adults and 25 cents for children.
c. w. Depuy who underwent an ope.
ration for appendicitis recently at St.
Anthony's Hospital arrived home Sat
urday
Mrs. Levi Elridge has been quite
sick at the home of her daughter Mrs
Grover Pound in Pendleton.
A son was born Friday May at ST.
Anthony's hospital TO Mr.. and Mrs.
John Ross.
Mrs. Paul Agidius and son Jimmie
returned Friday from visit with rela.
tives at The Dalles.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Beck have NOV
ed into the residence recently vacated
by the Macken family.
c. j. Miller was business visitor to
Pendleton Friday.
Mrs. John Roger and Mrs. Carl Stu
art have been elected delegates to the
Grand Lodge convention in Albany
and left Sunday. Z
Somewhere near sixty children be-
tween the ages of six months and six
years were examined at the baby con-
ference held here Thursday and Fri
day at the community church under
the direction of Mrs Edith Van Deu-
sen. A number who had registered
were unable to attend.
DR.. H A. Schneider is expecting a
visit in the near future from two of his
sisters, Misses Eva and Elberta Schnei-
der. graduate nurses of Portland.
Charles Horn, Newt Rover and G.
w. Paulus were fishing on Bear creek
Friday.
Miss Bonnie DeVaul and Mrs. Storm
of Portland will arrive in Pilot Rock
soon TO spend the summer here with
their father DR.. Oscar De vaul and
sister Miss Helen Devaul
Fred Hascall was a business visitor
here Saturday.
Those who met at the church for
choir rehearsal Friday evening were
Mrs. Jean kirkpatrick, Mrs. w. C.
Stanley. viii Kidwell, w. A. Gillian.
V. D. Ragan. c. W. Paulus and Mr.. |
and Mrs. j. o. Russell
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

The members of the Study Club en-.
joyed a delightful Mothers Day"
party on Tuesday afternoon. Each
member invited mother" as her
guest to attend the regular meeting at
the home OF Mrs. w, l.. Blessing. The
rooms were brightly decorated with a
riot of sRring flowers with white and
red colors predominating. Mrs. r.. r.
Spencer sang solo entitled "Old
Folks at Home" At the close of the
afternoon delicious refreshments were
served by The hostess.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16
MUSIC WEEK IN DENVER

DENVER, May 16.-CU. PD-All
Denver, is whistlng, humming or
singing, wherever possible, this week
Denver's Music Week.
Beginning today, thirty-four sepa,
rate types of concerts will be given in
the city auditorium, the civic center,
churches, theatres and clubs. High
school orchestras and glee clubs, ANA.
teur and professional musicians and
community chOruses will combine to
make this Denvers most tuneful week.
Community singing will be held in
factories, stores, city fire stations. mu-
sic stores and charitable institutions.
A municipal chorus of 900 will sing
Martha" two night at the city audi
torium.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16
HERMISTON CITIZENS
ENJOY WIENER ROAST

HERMlSTON, May l6.-The weiner
roast held al the Bungalow Auditori-
nh Thursday evening was huge sue
cess, Between five and six hundred
people gathered there to spend the
evening Several mock trials, potato
races string chewing races. article
races, etc. helped pass the time away
and caused much laughter. Miss Ma
bel Brown accompanied by Mrs. Cor
rell sang two solos. several numbers
were rendered by the ladies quartet,
which was composed of Mrs. w. w.
lllsley, Mrs. Correll. Mrs. b. s. Kings
ley and Mrs. j. X, Shotwell. The
male quartet composed of Harry
Straw Dr. F. V. Prime, A. W. Adam
son and Mr.. Scroggs sang several clev-
et songs. The high school orchestra
played several times during the even
ing. Delicious refreshments were
served in the hall. weiners. buns,
doughnuts, pickles and coffee compoe-
ed the lunch. After supper the or
chestra played and everyone danced
and threw confetti. Everyone thor
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

graduating class are: Miss Edna
Pinkerton. Miss Hilda Dickerson, and
Miss Mildred Winship.
Mr. and Mrs. Theo Danner of Mil
ton, who have been visiting Mrs. Dam
ner's sisters, Mrs. W. X. Wall and
Mrs. Charles Dudley. left Thursday for
Portland where they will make their
home.
Jack Chaplin was in the city from
Weston Saturday.
II. |. Watts, Richard Thompson,
Sam Pambrun and F. $. lie Grow left
Sunday for Salmon river on hunting
trip for two weeks.
$. S. HUT was visitor in Pendle-
ton Friday.
The teachers of the Athena school
and the high school students spent the
day at Bingham Springs Saturday.
NJ. L. Caskey of Denver, has arriv-
ed in the city and will visit his daugh-
ter, Mrs. F. f. RUSSELL during the
summer.
Mrs. Lila Kirk left Saturday for
Albany where she will attend the
grand lodge of the Rebekahs.
Mrs. Josephine Belt was Pendle-
ton Saturday.
A good patronage was given the
circus which appeared in Athena We'd
nesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Gross and Mr.
and Mrs. George Thompson left Sun
day for Albany where Mr.. and Mrs.
Gross will attend the grand lodge of
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

Believing that the heavier-than-air
machines are capable of performing
any feats formerly accomplished by
the dirigibles, Great Britain has rele-
gated her enormous fleet of dirigibles
to the junk heaps, planning to replace
them with airplanes.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Beware Unless you see the name
"Bayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for colds, Headache, Neural
'gia, rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Bumhago, and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of AS
pirin cost few cents, Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark Of Bayer Manufacture Of
Monoaceticacidester Of Salicylicacid.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

A chair made from a rib of one of
the first American warships. the Re-
venge, is to be presented to President
Harding by fellow publishers. The
Revenge was sunk in Lake Chamlain
by the British in 1875. In 1909 it was
raised from the lake bed and the huh
is now at Ticonderoga.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

A Louisiana negro convicted Of mur-
der in the first degree. will serve a
life imprisonment sentence instead of
hanging The sheriff forgot the date
Of the execution and the board Of par
dons contended that the negro's life
had been placed in jeopardy once and
commuted the sentence to life imprls-
onmcnt.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

We noticed a man yesterday who
wore his wife's picture on the crystal
of his Ingersoll. Wondering if it was
new idea and thinking the matter
rather foolish on the face of it, we
asked the reason why. He replied
that it was symbolic Of the little wife
always on the watch, you know" Ho
hum.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

My advertisement Of February "a
was an error. / will be responsible
for my wife's debts.-Detroit Free
Press.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

girl who wore so many pins in her
waist line that you took chances with
lockjaw every time you hugged her?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

Two South Caroline editors are call
ing each other "pole cat! The dis
tance is too great for us to judge; any
way the wind isn't in the right direc-
tion, but doubtless they're both right
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

After serving eight months of a ten
months sentence for a $500, 900 swim.
die, a New York broker has been re-
leased. Still, when you come to think
about 1t, sll2,500 month isn't such
a poor income, even for a broker.
And Then Some
our observation has been that the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16

Who Remembers?
Who remembers the old fashioned
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-16
TYpiCnI Thcnfcr Pcst

The hick who considers bovine
smacking Of the lips during kissing
scene as the very ultimate in exquisite
humOr.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-08-04
SALE OF VALUABLE LAND.

Notice is hereby given that pur-
suant to and by virtue of the power
of sale contained in a certain Trust
Deed executed by w. T. Alexander
and wife to me (Which is duly re-
corder in the Registry of Rich
mond county in Book 124 at page
445 and also in the Registry of Scot
land county, default having been
made in the payments therein speci-
fed and the holder OF the notes Sc
cured by said trust deed having de-
manded that | foreclose the said
trust, will on Aug. 26, 1921, at
about the noon hour offer for sale
to the highest bidder for cash at the
Court House door in Rockingham
the two tracts of land conveyed in
said deed which are described as
follows:
That certain tract of land lying
and being in Scotland and Rich
mond counties, N. c., and more par.
ticularly described and defined as
follows:
Being the tract of land which
was bought by said W. S. Alexander
of Frederick l.. Gates and Others
and which was described as follows:
FIRST TRACT: Beginning at a
poplar, NOW DOWN in Wilkes
Branch, Scotland county, it being
the beginning corner of the Joseph
Mcmillan $500 acre grant, and runs
with line of said tract south IS IL
west 3140 feet to a black gum in the
run of the east prong of Juniper
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-08-04
100000 Richmond County,
North Carolina Court
House Bonds

The Board of Commissioners of Rich
mond County, N. c., will receive sealed
bids for 100000, Richmond County, N.
c., court house bonds, until twelve o'clock
noon, Wednesday, August 81. 1921
Bonds will be in the denomination of
100000 and shall not bear exceeding six
per cent interest, both principal and semi,
annual interest payable in New York
Bonds shall mature either serially equal
amounts for thirty years, or straight and
mature 1851, maturities to be determined
by bids received.
Certified check for $1,000, payable tc
the order of B. F. Reynolds, Chairman
shall accompany all bids as evidence OF
good faith. The right to reject any and
all bids is reserved.
B. F. Reynolds Chairman.
Ozmer L. Henry, County Attorney.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-08-04
Sale of Personal Property.

Pursuant to an order and judgment of
the Superior Court for Richmond County,
in civil action therein pending entitled
G. E. Hinson VS.. Ned Anderson, the un-
dersigned Commissioner will expose for
sale at public auction, at the Court House
door in the town of Rockingham on Mon
day the 18th day of August, 1921, at
twelve o'clock, noon, the following de-
scribed personal property to wit:
One Ford automobile.
One Jersey Mich COW and calf
This the Goth day of July, 1921.
Ozmer L. Henry, Commissioner
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1921-08-04
Administrs iol's Notice.

Having qualified as administrator of
the estate of the late John 7. Sullivan,
this is to notify all pei sons having claims
against the said detcdent to present
same to me, duly verified, on or before
the 7th day of July, 1922, or this notice
will be plead in bar of their recovery.
All WHO are indebted = said decedent
will please make immediate settlement,
1his, July 7, 1921.
c. T. Sullivan, Adm,
Rockingham, Route l.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-08
H0sMER OWEN


Miss Ethel Hosmer, of Bay CITY,
Mich, and MIR. Laurie Owen, of this
city, were married Monday at noon
at the home Of the bride, Rev. w. &.
Jarman, of the West Baptist church
OF that city. officiating. Mr.. and
Mrs. Owen left Immediately after
the ceremony from Detroit by boat
Tor Niagara Fails. They will also
visit New York, Philadelphia and
Washington before returning. They
will be at home in Coyington after
September is.
Mr., and Mrs. Owen were class
mates at the University of Michigan.
where Mr.. Owen graduated several
years ago. He is now vice-president
OF the West Tennessee Bar Associa-
ton and went recently as a delegate
from the association to Cincinnati
to attend the National Bar Associa-
ton, which held its meetings in that
city. Mr.. Owen enjoys large and
lucrative practice at the local bar
and is splendid young man. yerv
popular in business, church and So
cial circles. He is the eldest son Of
Judge and Mrs. w. A. Owen and has
a large acquaintance in Covington.
who will welcome his bride in their
midst and she will be a great ad- |
1ltlon to the social life OF. the citv.