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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1921-12-08
Shoots Fox.

Joseph May, thirteen year old son of
Peter E. May, killed a fox with his
rifle near their farm, the Spring Brook
Stock Farm. about four miles south,
one day last week. Joe is proving
qnite a successful hunter.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1921-12-08
TRINITY CHURCH

r. C. KIRKBRIDE, RECTOR
Third Sunday in Advent,
500 a. m. holy communion.
$50 morning prayer.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1921-12-08
BUDAPEST UNIVERSITY"
NEW REFUGEE COLLEGE

Refugee camps,
beds, ana soup
kitchens, are com
mon enough in
Europe, but i'm Bu
siapest there Is
even "a Refugee
College. There Us
no pipe organ I'm
the chapel. nor
marble sculpture
lu the rutundas
aud it has Mas
uo football team
ae yet hut there
are just ~ many
G.uiraa- pfIDr fyt,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1921-12-08
Surprise Party.

A dozen or more friends gave sur
prise birthday party to Walter Oke at
his home $50, Madison street. on Mon
day evening, Nov 2S, and presented
him with nice gift. Card games and
music were the features OF enjoyment.
Dainty refreshments made the occasion
one grand whole
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1921-12-08
Attention NJ. w. A.

Regular meeting and election of Off
GERS on Monday evening, Dec. 18th.
Every member wanted CLERK.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1921-12-08
ST. pAUL'S CHURCH

l.. P. o'REILLY, PASTOR
Sunday services
Mass at 500 and 1000 a. m.
Evening service at 7:30
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
SAWDUST FOR FOOD.

Sawdust as stock food is the newest Of scientific
agricultural achievements The process necessary TO
the utilization Of the waste wood is known hy-
drolizaon AS perfected through experiments at the
University Of wisconsin rs percent of the dry weight
Of the wood is converted into and the rest Of
the wood fiber cellulose is changed considerably
in physical character and solubility.
Three COWS were used a experiment. In the
first ard third periods the given ex-
celent ration consisting Of alfalfa hay, corn, slage
and concentrate mixture of So parts of ground bar
ley 30 parts Of wheat bran and is parts of lnseed
meal.
In the second feeding Period the hydrolized or
treated sawdust substituted for a part of the
harley in the mixture Two pounds of sawdust were
used in place of Of barley. The grain mixture
then consisted of 80 parts of sawdust 40 parts Of
ground barley 80 pounds of wheat bran and 10
parts of Inseed meal.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
INAUGURATIONS.

When ordinary individuals like
you and Newell, maybe not you,
but certainly me-are given a job.
our inauguration consists of the
following ceremonial:
Boss: When can you start?
Me: oh, any time.
Boss: Well hang up your hat
and get busy.
When we hire a president, how
ever, he must be inaugurated very
handsomely and all over the place.
There must be parade. He must
take an oath that he will tell the
truth. the whole truth-no, that
isn't it, let's see-oh, yes-that he
will uphold the constitution, includ-
ing whatever amendments may bs
amended: that he will not give a
job to anybody belonging to the
other party; that he will wear
tall black hat on state occasions and
will do his best to get some work
done by congress.
When you and I are inaugurated
we don't get a chance TO parade into
the job. How inspiring it would be
If we could. You are hired, say, for
an important position in the Consol-
idated Kippered Herring corporation.
You are, in short, intrusted with
the responsibility Of seeing that all
the herringI are properly kippered.
1t is decided. that you will be for
mally inaugurated. The parade
forms at your residence and the line
OF march extends through the prin-
cipal streets to the place where you
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
Other Editors Than Ours
THE ISLAND OF YAP.
nearbOru IudpDPndentO

1t is encouraging find that, in the recent Inter-
national Communications conference Washington,
France and Italy have shown evidence of agreement
with the position taken by the United States
gard TO the limits of the mandate for the former
German islands in the Pacific granted TO japan. Our
representatives at the peace conference in Paris dis
tinctly recognized the special Importance Of the
Island OF zap as a cable relay station. on this ac-
count they insisted that the island should be used
by all nations terms Of equality a base for
cable communications and operations. Reservations
made by both Pros't Wilson and Mr. Lansing laid
II down distinct understanding that because OF
its importance TO the freedom of international COM
munications. the Island of zap should be
dated TO any country, but administered by
commission TO be appointed by the League Of Ma
tons.
These reservations are on record. and the United
States government holds that the decision OF
the League council in May last including Zap in
the mandate accorded to JaIan over former German
islands north of the equator is in plain violation OF
this understanding.
It is unfortunate that so far. Great Britain seems
to be backing Japans claim TO the inclusion in her
mandate OF this bit OF barren rock in the Pacific
whose situation gives it such tremendous strategic
importance. Taken in connection with the recent
refusal of our federal government 10 permit the
Western Union Telegraph Co TO land their
South and Central American and West Indies cable
a Key West, because of agreement with the
British government giving it priority the gov
eminent OF the United States the situation is one Of
Ill omen
This entire struggle for national rather than in
ternational control of international lines COM
muncation looks very much as If our recent allies in
future military and naval Advantages against this
country-than of establishing world peace on sure
foundations.
The stand taken by our state department. in the
matter is obviously based right and justic
And. both measure OF rightful self-defense ma
tonay and step in the direction OF information
al peace Is 20 be hoped that the virtual agreement
internationalize this important naval station VIII
not be blocked by selfish and technical objections.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES ]. MONTAGUE
PEE-CHEE-LEE.

LEE.
Sweet Pee-Chee-Lee was a sight to
see,
With her eyes like velvet moons
A tinpid mouse in a pea-green blouse
And cute little pantaloons.
With her piquant face and dainty
grace,
And her pretty mincing gait,
She was like the maids in the pastel
shades
That you see on a willow plate.
But the English bellies in the great
hotels
Had cleaning V-shaped threats,
And a shining sheen OF hose between
Their shoes and petticoats.
And that is why, as she passed them
by,
That her heart went pit-a-pat,
And she thought, Dear me! If
Could just have clothes like that"
So she bent her head over silk and
thread
And made herself a gown.
With a skirt as brief as a widows
grief
And the neck cut way, way down.
And forth she went with a glad con-
tent
In her glowing velvet eye,
To knock 'em cold with her vesture
bold
On Main St, in Shanghai
But alas, Her dad got plenty mad.
When he saw her clothes so grand,
And he made quite free 10 spank
Pee-Chee
with a stern parental hand.
So she burned the gown ike she saw
downtown
When she dined at the great hotel,
And her knees don't show when the
simoons blow.
And perhaps it Is just as well.
Copyright, 1921
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

ONCE on W. Colfax av., It was an
nounced officially that Fred Bryan's
Scandinavian goof hound. Cootie,
would probably be placed in charge
OF the city dog pound In case Mr..
Heckaman Is elected TO the mayor
atty. Now don't get this announce
ment mixed up. Cootie is going 10
guard the dog pound. not Coolies
owner. Mr.. Bryan will undoubtedly
remain with the electric company.
where he holds a responsible posi-
ton. Il is said. IL Jake Is elected.
Il is probable that John Chess Ellis
worth will apply for a Job as a city
fireman. Art Hubbard. II IS un-
derstood, Is slated for city sealer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

We here show a snap shot of
George NJ. Platner. the widely
known cigarist. passing along a
principal street OF our village short
y after learning that Pres't Hard
Ing IS member OF the Kiwanis
club. Mr.. Platner, as IL well known,
Is also member OF Kiwanis and
George now intends to see II he can
land the white house cigar business
for HardHg 's term OF Office. AS the
picture indicates, Mr.. Palmer IS
pretty upstage since he learned the
news.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
HEAL SKIN DISEASES
Apply Zemo, Clean, Penetrat.
ing, Antiseptic Liquid

Il is unnecessary for you 70 suffer
with eczema, blotches, ringworm. rashes
and similar skin troubles. Zemo.
obtained at any drug store for Csc, or
S1.O0 for extra large bottle, and prompt
" applied viii usually give instant relief
from itching torture. Il deanses and
soothes the skin and heals quickly and
effectively most skin diseases.
Zemo is q wonderful, penetrating.
disappearing liquid and Is soothing TO
the most delicate skin. II is not greasy,
Is easily applied and cpsts little. Get
It today and save all further distresa
Tia E W. Rose Co Clevelzn6. O
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
BRIEF NEWS OF THE CTIY.

BRIEF NEWS OF THE CITY.
Lew Fleming Of the South Bend
Watch company. was making a
luncheon talk the other day and IN
the course OF his remarks he gave
a brief history Of time explaining
that in the good old days a man
would have a stick set up out in his
yard where the sun would strike il,
and II he wanted to go down town
70 the pool room he would tell his
wife that he would be back at such
and such a time, setting the stick in
the ground to show when he would
return. Former Lieut.. Earl z. Reed
er began 10 applaud about this time.
and we turned TO him with the re-
mark:-'What are you laughing at,
you punk looking miEtit?" Reeder
replied. "Oh, that would be a great
scheme, you could set the stick at
a certain place in the yard, then
sneak back now and then and move
1t. If the party was still going big"
BULLETIN.
At the Heckaman headquarters
late yesterday afternoon. the Health
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
JUST FOLKS
By EDGAR A. GUEST
LIES DIFFICULTIES.

A feller's life, it seems to me.
Amt fixed the way ii ought to be.
Jes' bout the time he's sleepin' good,
All warm an snug so that he could
Stay there for several hours or more,
His Dad comes poundin' at the door,
An makes him rush like everything
Becoz the school be"'s going to ring.
Then when he doesn't want to sleep
An really FEELS that he could keep
Awake all night, an want to stay
Downstairs where they are anyway
An read his boOk-as sure as fate
His Dad will say: tits gettin' late!"
An make him beat 1t up TO bed,
Afore he's got his chapter read.
It's funny, but somehow it's true,
When I amt got a thing TO do
An ask for errands to the store,
There's nothing Ma can send me
for;
But jes' let me begin 20 play
An Ma comes calm right away
An busts the game UP. cause 1 got
To go for things she needs lot.
It rains when don't want II to,
An when I'm sick the skies are blue
An all the sunbeams dance about
To make me wish could go out;
II was runnin' things down here,
I'd fix EN- so from year TO year
That what we really had TO do
Would be the things we wanted to.
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
Ignorant Essays
BY ]. P. McEVOY

take office. 1t will look something
like this:
MOUNTED POLICEMEN
THE PRESIDENT OF THE
CONSOLIDATED KIPPERED HER.
RING CORPORATION WALK
ING
DIRECTORS. DIRECTORS d.
RECTORS
a HERRING BEING KIPPERED
YOU
YOUR WIFE
YOUR SONS-YOUR DAUGHTERS
FATHER MOTBER-IN-
LAW
OTHER IN-LAWS
HERRINGS -HERRINGS HER.
RINGS
GROCER WITH UNPAID BILLS
BUTCHER WITH UNPAID BILLS
LANDLORD WITH A NEW LEASE
MOTORCYCLE POLICE-MOTOR-
CYCLE POLICE--MOTOR-
CYCLE POLICE
STREET CLEANERS
SMALL BOYS
DOG
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

We've been throwing out some
darn broad hints 70 Frank Allen that
we would Just as soon have some Of
the free bread he's scattering around
over the town. but Frank doesn't
seem 10 speak the same language
that we do. al least he doesn't show
ANY response.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

Paul Collins, Of the oliver mess. Is
back from an extensive eastern trip.
The jaunt was taken for Mr.. Collins
health. but didn't seem to be much
OF a success. Yesterday, he was on
e. pound and was worried nearly to
death over the matter. We have
contracted with John Sweeney. the
genial back slapper Of the hotel or
gantzation, TO knock the dayights
out OF Collins as soon as he gets bet
ter,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

Total ..........---..-.- $4,000
Everything would have been fine and dandy II
a mere man had not come along and "gummed up
the cards." one Jay E. House OF Philadelphia
House says that while. of course. the services Of
the farmer himself trifing and insignificant, he
is entitled TO some compensation for the time he
puts in in a year. So he supplied 'conserva-
tive estimates which ought 70 be interesting TO the
farmer. anyhow.
Chances are that everyone Of them that gets
chance Will the riece Of the paper and hang
it on the peg with the calendar, or paste 1t on the
inside Of the barndOor to read on blue days.
The estimates of what farmer is worth to a farm
figures up $14,s59 annually, and here they are:
Getting up at O'clock in the morning
year around at $40 a week .........s $40
To performing the chores-milldng
feeding, watering currying. and har-
nessing-twO hours each morning, at
$40 a week Observation-Disclosures. 1,O4O
To IL hours work In the fields and
meadows, six days in the week, $50
days in the year, at $40 day ...... 1850
To performing the chOres-milking, feed
ing. watering embarrassing, and driv-
ing in the cows, two hours each even
ing at $40 week INSTRUMENTATION. 104O
To fixing the mower repairing the wind
MILL driving the cattle out of the corn,
patching the hole in the pasture fence
and stopping hogs during the noon
hour 224 times at 81 time ........ 224
To repairing machinery and harness and
carpentry work about the house and
farmstead after evening chores
finished, SAC hours, at 81 per hour 546
To getting up in the night to
horses thrown in the stalls, driving
neighbors cattle out of the yard and
soaring varmints away from henhOuse
and chicken coOps, 2S9 times at 81
per time ........................ 2S9
To Iain and anguish for mashed thumbs
and blistered hands, chapped skin,
feet, etc, etc. ................. 1000
To so days OF odd work about the farm,
10 hours a day at IS per day ........ 800
For living farm, 365 days, at $50
per day 1900
ICtal .~-.s..s...sss. s..... "S14toOS
It would have been inter sing if Miss Fedde had
made her estimate of woman's worth the farm
last. instead of first She only touched the "high
spots" and could easily have brought her figures
up to $4,000.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

Now lets See What Happens.
Well at last we have traied in our
1913 government for a 1927 model.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

FEOIEtUIt NuI-
Did Shakespeare have a future
international complication in mind
when he wrote that the lender loses
both the debt and friend?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

Everything for the automobile is
sold by advertisers who use classifi-
cation Il. Want AID Section. TT
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

We heard a slight explosion in the
direction OF Michigan St, yesterday
about o'clock. Funny, but 1t oc-
cured TO us that Fred Rose was
probably back in town.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

Lost something? Let a Want Ad
find II. TT
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

Exceptional Case.
Anyway George wrote the speech
from the throne this time.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

"As noisy as A S. Burkart's
suits" is an expression we are be-
ginning to hear around on the
street an awful lot lately.
Sam Derrent has come out flat
footed for Jake Heckaman in his
race for mayor. Sam got flatfooted
travelling a beat on Michigan ST.
years ago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

IN WHICH ONE OF THE BROTH.
ERS GETS \ TRIFTlE UPSTAGE.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04

Try NEWS-TIMES Want Ads
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
HUSBANDS AND WIVES AND THEIR
COMPARATIVE WORTH.

Our country cousins Fave been called upon to
detectives n what is. indeed grave mat
ter; or. perhaps more properly speaking. living
matter.
When Miss Margaret Fedde. head OF the depart
ment OF economies. University OF Nebraska declared
after painstaking survey that the annual service
OF farmers wife Is worth 5000 in cold cash.
based conservative estimates, people in all walks
OF life were interested in the details.
Miss Fedde gave them. and American women,
with good reason. crowed contentedy these
figures:
Planning and serving the meals. cooking,
$40 week Observation-Disclosures. $40
Washing and ironing two days a week, at
Z5O day ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS zoO
Cleaning. scrubbng and general care OF
the house. two days week. at $3.50
Sewing and mending for herself. husband
and children, two days a week, at SO
a Gay Oh
Care OF children and sick. $25 week 1900
Assisting hired man. helping with the
milking. of the milk, poultry, ETC..
$50 a week ltO4c
Miscellaneous, So a week ....-......-. 312
0OA
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-04
MARCH 4. 1921
A WORD WITH PRIEST HARDING EVEN
AS WE BID OUR ADIEU TO
PRIEST VII SON.

Hon. Warren @. Harding.
President Of The United States,
White House, Washington, D. c.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1921-11-24
COURTS RULINGS GIVE HOBSON'S
FIGHT VERY FAVORABLE OUTLOOK

The point that the county of judith
Basin did not exist at the time of the
election TO determine the location OF
| the county seat, was brought up by
Judge Sanner, one of the counsel FOR
Stanford in the contest, last Satur-
day and il may result in that evenr
the selection Of permanent county
seat would have 10 be decided by an
other election.
Envelopes containing voted and un-
used ballots which the election judges
had testified they had sealed, were
found torn when Judge Carroll, Thurs
day night. opened the disputed ballot
pouch of the West Garneil precinct.
The pouch was opened by the court ar
ter the conclusion of counsel and after
he had overruled the objection of the
defense to any action leading to the
count of the county seat ballots of
that precinct.
The ballots upon this question were
not counted in court, but each was
given an identifying mark by Judge
Carroll and retained in his possession,
pending further action in court. Un-
used county seat ballots numbering
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1921-11-24

Belt the heavy snowstorm of Monday
began and the trip from here in was
made Without lights, with the thermo-
meter regisgtgring f6 below zero. II
Was a particularly hard "trip on the
party.
Hay was taken TO DIR. McBurney's
home, where he is being given the
closest attention in an effort to avoid
infection. The wound is particularly
bad one, dirt and pieces of clothing.
having been driven. in with the bullet,
which together with the exposure and
loss of blood makes it still worse, but
at the present time he is doing well
with fair chance for complete recov-
cry.
Hay is an ex-service man, one OF
four brothers who all served during
the late war. In the winter of 1920
ne with his brother, Edgar, spent the
season trapping along Belt creek and
wolf hunting in the Belt mountains,
achieving a marked success in the
venture. He was deputy assessor
under Harold S. Mady during the sea
son Of field work of the assessors Of
flee.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1921-11-24
Million and a Half Taxes
Yet Remain to be Paid

Taxes for this year amounting TO
$2ss,061 have been collected to. date
by County Treasurer Fred G. Andretta
leaving balance Of more than ST.
600 600 to be collected In the seven re-
naming days before they become de-
liniuent. MIR. Andretta says his office
was chargd with the collection Of 81
ss8 900. The amount paid so far is
not much larger than the total col
lected at the same time last year. he
said.
None Of the large corporations have
paid their taxes. according to the
treasurer. Twenty Of the largest con-
Germs of the county have taxes aggre-
eating s750,000, or nearly half the
amount to be collected, and Mr.. An
dretta is expecting the corporation
payments within the next few days.
For the convenience Of those taxpay-
ers who have found irregularities In
their tax lists an information window
is now being maintained at the treas
urer's office, where such irregularities
should be reported as soon as possible.
County Treasurer Andretta predicts
that 86 per cent of the taxes will be
collected before 6 o'clock, November
80. when unpaid amounts become de-
Iinquent.
County taxes may be paid at any
,f the local banks.
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1921-11-24
Member of Board Raps
the County Unit System

When q member of the board OF
trustees Of the county unit system
takes it upon himself TO lambast the
system, it urely must be assumed that
he is speaking with authority and
knows something of his subject. AT
meeting Of the Cascade County Tax
payers league last Thursday evening,
John Selstrom Of Stockett, member
of the board, took occasion TO say that
the system had not only caused a de
terioration in the standard of schools,
but had caused great increase in the
taxes. The unit system. he declared,
shifted the burden Of taxes upon thoge
who were able to pay and lifted IL
from those who were unable to main
tain their position. A reasonably
prosperous community, he said, under
the county unit law, is compelled to
furnish funds for the education of
those districts that have an inferior
economic standing.
Mr.. Selstrom might have gone fur
Their and stated that while that was
the intent of the system, that it had
failed to even do that satisfactorily.
While this is one of the objections to
the system, the chief cause of discon-
tent with the county unit is the TAX
ing away of all authority of the local
trustees, result that does not meet
with favor in the average American
and that while the dis
tricts have paid increased taxes their
lwn schools have suffered
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1921-11-24
Storm Delays Completion
Red Cross Roll Call Here

The material for use in the Fifth
Annual Red Cross Roll Call arrived
last Friday and was distributed to the
members of the committee Saturday
afternoon at the meeting held in the
City Hall, by Mrs. Chas. T. Rice, chair
lady of the committee. Ii had been
the intention to start out Monday and
complete the work of soliciting, but
the severe cold interfered with the
plans. However, Mrs. Fred Siegling
and Mrs. Ora Wilson braved the storm
and canvassed their district, and also
Mrs. j. E. Healey and Mrs. c II.
Provin. Mrs. L. j. Clergy and Mrs.
Leo A. Henter, completed their dis
trict Tuesday and reported to Treas
urer Alton s48 collected. This is the
only report so far made and the final
report of all committee members will
probably not be made before the end
of the week.
Mrs. Rice and Mrs. N. II. Browning
met with the Miners Union Tuesday
evening, and were assured that the
members would take the matter of
voting a donation under consideration,
but the result had not been communf-
Gated to the treasurer. Rev. Alton, up
TO last night.
Last year the Roll Call in Belt re-
suited in 1912 for the Red Cross and
Ill things considered this year should
net an equal amount at least.