The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-07-30

Line o. Type? And where is the W. k. glor!
that was Rome; the splendor of the Romanofs
| the hochs for the Hohenzollerns? And where
alas! are the cigars presented to US by Solo
mon Piffie? Gone-all gone. ...O Death
where is thy sting -a-ling- a-ling! Quali'
vita, fms ita-
Mr.. and Mrs. Nice Didn't Have a Good Time
1t Would Seem.
From the Milan (Ill) independently
Mr.. and Mrs. E. c. Nice and daugh-
ter Emma entertained at a birthday dim
ner at their home on Dickson street
Sunday, in honor of F. A. Bengston A
bountiful dinner was served at noon, and
the afternoon was spent with music and
social chat.
Those who enjoyed the affair were
Mr.. and Mrs. F. A Bengston and Mr..
Whaley of Davenport.
CAMPING BAG-LOST-CoNTAINI BATH
ing suit, etc, on Wilwaukee-rd; reward
Call Brennan, Wabash 6540.-Chitrib.
Now what the dickens can the "etc." be?
IN Rock Island we are informed by E. B. X.
Is butcher named Speckhart; in Waterloo
Iowa, one named Swinehart. while in a Daven-
port shop Mr.. Pimple losses the bull across
the counter They should form triple ALI
ance and open a shop in Livermore, Iowa-or
Hartshorne, Okla.
"A New, Fresh. Brilliant World, With All the
Bloom Upon IT.
From the Chicago Post
Mr. and Mrs William SEVERN, 1882
morse avenue have announced the en-
gagement of their daughter, Miss Emily
Frances SEVERN, to william Bloom of
New York The wedding will take place
in the autumn.
az GUESS" remarked Mr.. Wanderer when
told of his reprieve, my wife will have to
wait awhile before she sees me-"
That must be keen disappointment to Mrs.
Wanderer But where, in s., thehel
does Wanderer think he's going?
pICrIrO pTTr crE WHAT voIr CAN no
WITH THIS.
RIG, in the Chicago Post.1
FRIEND MAC is getting out his downstate
colyum a broken arm by tying a cord from
the shift key to his left foot Not to be out
done, we broke a lens in our tortoise-sheII
headlights and blinking through a cobweb
of cracks in our right eye today while the new
windshield is being ground. This is a good
time for the inspired compositors to slip in a
few hot ones.
THIEVES Visit in Cambridge"-The
Argus.
One hopes they had pleasant time.
Try to Trill Us of the Trellis.
lFrom The Coming Tower.l
Peerless Phyllis, in your palace
Call us to some golden trelIis
Gallus with the flowers that solace-
Amaryllis, corydalis,
Dafodil and asphodelus.
We VIII dress us up and doll us:
You shall fill US, from a chalice
Luscious potions that will spell u.s.
Phyllis. be we ne'er so callous
Then to thrall us, you shall tell us
Tales of "Pallous Mistress Alice"
And the Peerless who was jealous
Phyllis, of your palace trellis. G.
PERHAPS some OF our Lotus poets would
Ike TO help US trlll about a trellis. Write
plainly, use one side of the paper etc
A Not Unreasonable Request, at That.
From the Chi Hearstaminer1
He treated ia like 81
Mrs. Seibert- "One evening when re- |
fused to quit reading a magazine inst
because it made him nervous he kicked
me. Another time 1 dropped a box of
matches on the floor. He knocked me
down and said, Now that you are down
there. pick up the Matches"
WE have waited days for some one else to
o this but our waiting has been vain So |
Though the mills of God grind slowly. vet
hey grind exceeding-Small."
Here's Golden Opportunity for Some
Ladyl1ke Young Man.
From The Argus1
WANTED-MALE HELP.
COMPETENT GIRL FOR GENERAL.
nousework. Family of three No.
washing 1913 Nineteenth street. RI
GOT. - l.
NUT long ago we said we never worried
bout last line. Well We don't Our cbiat
orry comes from the labor involved in reach
g it -
AFTER that !
our
only Ii
concern
whether II
long :
enough. \