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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
RESUME FIFTH CHESS
MATCH THIS EVENING
Or, Lasker and CapabIanca Suspend
Play After Thirty Moves

Havana. Mar h "O.--Dr Emanuel
La>kor and Jos" Il. Capabluncn will re.
sumo tonight the hfth game of th"l.
,hr~, tournament. which was adjourned
AT .rlock tuis morning after Dr.
l.a,hcr had sealed his thirty first move.
Play last ui2nt revealed mastery
tactics uy Nh" players, who are con
tending for the world championship anu
expert, saw in ia" positions Of the
p.rr"s when p,av wa, suspended many
opportunities fo' either to win.
r." advantage nit"rnRted during the
iulr nouns Of pay. DR., laSkcr e&tri
eating himself from what Seemed TO b"
dangerous situation. and later turned
'ar tables uU ii opponent
CuDablHuru cast aside the cUnSelNH-
'.>m which maIn'd his play during IN"
ur>l fuu" game rr the tournament GGl
p'uy,i aggrrsSi,'Iy, keeping Dr. l.ash"r
almost continually ON the d"f"nslv"
.M'.I after the twentieth move.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
RECORDS FOR HOREMANS
Belgian Billlardist Skaters Two
Marks at 1871 BalkIine

New York. March 3O.-Edouacd I'd
Iioremanus. Belgian billiardist. mas
shattered two worlds records at IS.
halk line in match game with Albert
Cutler. the eastern champion.
4 new high-run record in single
block Of $50 was set by the Belgian,
whose record breaking high average
was - - IN" previous record for
high run in competition at Isl bail,
line. 40. was established in 1897 by
Frank Ives.
In the same match. played with the
elder Jake Schaefer. Ives established
the previous high average at 3li,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
FIELD DAY IS PLAN
FOR MACK PLAYERS
Program Of Various Stunts to
Be Held as Wind-Up
to Training
NOVEL BALL GAME ON

Sp"rui DrSBdich 10 Er'ntn0 Pubic LedOtr
Lake Charles. La. March 30.-As n
wind up TO their training period here
the Athletics are planning all manner
If stunts. 1t has been announced that
thor" will br n game between the first
nnd second teams in the afternoon and
there will be if the association of COM
mere" insists. but the players are de-
SirOuS of varying the program. If pos
SiDle. by something Out Of the ordl-
nary.
What the Athletics are drSirouS of
doing is To- arrang" game of their own.
having IN" ,h"avyweightS on one team
and the lightwcights on the other. The
MaCkm"n ur" going about the affair in
a business like manner. There will be
no player s word accepted regarding his
weight. Each man must get on the
scales and his weight will be tabuIated;
Then it is up 10 Harry Davis and
Danny Murphy. who will act as cap
t8ins for the two teams, to pick out the
PLAYERS for the different positions.
The field dav may also serve to settle
many Of the differences existing among
tie Athletics. particularly as TO theil
speed Sine" coming here ther" have
! been various arguments as to who Il
! IL" fastest man in the squad.
dykes and DuSan ar" speed mer'
chants. but sine" Whitley Witt CircleC
! the bases the other day on drive in
side the park he is looked upon as
dark horse. So ,her" will be base
running time t" determine which of tn
Mack squad is entitled to tn" honors.
There also will be dashcS Of 100 yard
with two or NOR" players entered tina
will settle these disputes. And Damn,
hn lnft out n
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
Donoudn KnoWs Nothing
OF Trade for Stengel

Jacksonville. Fla, March 30
Manager Donovan has had no word
from brooklyn regarding the prc.
posed Stcngel trade since he suh.
mitted his terms TO Manager Robin.
son two weeks ago. At that time
Brooklyn wanted to trade First
Baseman Schmandt evcn.up for
Stengel. Donovan replied that no
wanted to get left hand pitcher
in addition to Schmandt. preferable
Shcrrod Smith. Wild Rill snid il
was possible that President Baker
Of the Phils. had put the deal
through with Manaux and Schmandt
coming to the Phils in exchange for
Stcngel. He states that Manaux
would be satisf{ {ctory to him.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30

premacy in the great national sport.
affords the opportunity to express 10
the entire Philadelphia team. its officials
and the group of publicity men in the
training party. our appreciation of the
friendships we have been able to form
and that will leave a recollection Of A
stay all too brief.
The Phillies is scheduled No play tbs
first of two game series with Wash
ington at Bars Field here this after.
noon. After tomorrow's conflict with
the Senators the Philadelphia team
will leave Florida and begin its one.
day transforming stands, which end
with the Athletics at Shibc Park
April ..
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
Bowling Tourney Closes Tomorrow

petition OF the twcnty-hrst annual cham
pionshlps Of the American bowling congress
will come to an end tonight with the hp-
pearance OF fourteen local teams. the same
number from Toledo, and one each from
Tonnwanda and ANGOLA. y. Y. The tour.
nament Will close tomorrow afternoon, there
being but three squads Of Individual and
two.man event bOwlers for the last ddv.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
MRS. HURD RETAINS TITLE
Defeats Mrs. let's q and in Golf
Final

Pinehurst. y. G.. March 30.-Mrs.
Dorothy Campbell Flurd. Of tn" West
moreland Club. Pittsburgh, retained her
title ~ North and South golf champion
today by defeating Mrs. +. c. Let's,
.Tr.. of the Onwpntsia Club. Chicago,
/ and 3. in the final round Of the an
nual tournament
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
Loss TotnIS Hall Wilton

C,IINHIEY Il" almost one half million ao
worth H"''"
the az mun
baseball although 1t oisn
for nant to stand hr
NeaN'h
SIlaIAF Kcrr
ebod Harry Hooper and
After
crowd Of players IN one corner
informed II put them throic.
1t is lo hes To legs
fifteenth n
nfd candidates going through tn" M
Johnson and Red Muhgan and Met LELAND on
purchased Salt Lake ana
rui~kcy The men had PLAYED together a"
an oIlI 10
aud a suoo aggregation III" result
has 5esnro LC'orc. pdg'I
L He the Of the PacIhc 'o'S'
0ni has 'i"b' Ih'
Eoopu S30D00 "cn". but r"' t"r"'d Gom" !"
,rN u 9'of h''df' '""
rrork v.i ~
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
Perry to Lead Dartmouth on Ice

Hanover March so W iliam II. HCrry.
~ Somerville Mass, has been "l"c'ed cap
tlir ~ the 1929 Dartmouth hockey team.
Tnyrr former Middl oury a'ar, vas .hoS"u
flr the yOs' t,"U weeks a6O. but has l'fn do
r.rr6d ineliEIhle to irrNe on account OF
rli dMntlun this sprinE
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
Noted Women in Cleveland Swim

Cleveland. o.. March 80, The grsa,e.,
fold that c""r convicted in a swimming
O, on hero II entered In the national senior
A. 4. L. iOO.yard swim for women in the
CievciPnd Athletic Club pool tonight. The
entry list includes char cite Boyle and Helen
Wainwrisht Of New York, and Margaret
Woodbridge, OF Detroit. members Il the
1920 Olymp'C swimming team Ruth and
Eleanor Smith. Of Columbus. and F.ancss
Taylor. Of Pittsburgh.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
curtalI Umpires' Privileges

Minneapolis. Mimi. March aO--tmpres
IN 'ha American Association VIII rot be Al.
lowed 70 impose fines On unrlIN PLAYERS inns
owners by Thomas J. Hickey. president Of
the league, according to adviC"s received
here today. They may recommend trs's to
the league head. however. and viii retain
the privilege Of banshng It player from the
fed II deemed necessary
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
Former Athlete a Suicide

RakCv, former star iarNr on the Virginia
fuCthnIl eleven. ana who lad charge Of th'
Iita banoonist s,strn IN Hrest. France, for
. egh' months during III" world war. diet
MOndav night at the University Hospital
,IuIu Il self-infctcd bullet wound
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
New Enaine for Harmsworth Entry

Drtr,s,, Mich. March 40. A new "A.
cyIinocr engine Is being designed by Edssl
FCrd 20 drive n powcrboat he plans to enter
in the Gold Cup and Harmsworth trophr
faces here this summer The American
Fowerhoat Association recently raised the
ristor displa cement limit from 2l5O 10 1900
in order that the Ford boat might ont,r.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
"Hy" Myers Comes to Terms

New York. March 3u.-''IIv" Myers. out
n,,d,r. has 'greed iu terms offered hy the
Bruoklyn National baseball club. and will
. ION the team next W""h. Myers. who has
been a hold ut, was Hi'-h a SALARY lnorea 70
. nrd 'FRONT.' F"l u bonus ~ &t0rO II tho taa'n
rn'shcs first. second or third IN the pcnnant
IPrU.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30
Tiaer Track Team Receives Blow

Princeton March 80 princeton tracE
"au received another rad hlOw when X. l.
:, lnsun. N" Tigers les' half-m!l"r, wcp
. the infTmaTY with tn" mumB'.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30

-. v,I'r .or' Nvurrn ~ 'ra Texas i.e'g..~
. -. f., H.. srt-rr.... IIa S.N 'r-I-'.ar ..n
taaf.d r - r. team 10 ltf"" hN,"'
%, ,.rr n.NrG .rtnr..,.,r f"rH,'' i.
70 .l- ..... o.. '.." .us"rs
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-03-30

No 7Sf no 'I0"' " II '0"7 ~ W "1
l. o bo, cac,y r1ld ndy hc pF"udnt. Ib'' yen "'
4 l--c. nM -.ny ouL o- -GN pNrr
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23
TEACHERS EXAMINATION

On August 80 and 81, 1921, there
will be given an examination to Sc
cure state certificates for teachers.
The professional group will be given
Tuesday morning; the language
group, Tuesday afternoon; the sci
ence group. Wednesday morning; the
history group Wednesday afternoon.
All teachers who expect to teach this
winter and have not completed the
state examination should take the e.
animation nest Tuesday and Wednes-
day. Teachers holding elementary
certificates wishing 10 raise their GER
tificates to grammar grade or prima-
~ by state examination should take
advantage of this opportunity next
Tuesday and Wednesday. After this
year teachers cannot secure the pri-
mary and grammar grade certificates
by state examination. These higher
certificates will be obtained by pre-
senting the required amount of col
lege or normal training.
The examination will be held at
the Graded School building in Mon
roe, y. c. Colored teachers will be
given the examination at the same
time that the white teachers take the
examination.
RAY FUNDERBURK, sup.
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23

Mr.. Richard Brooks. son OF Mr.
Zeb Brooks. and Miss Pearl Purser.
daughter OF Mr.. VIII Purser. were
married yesterday by Esq. r. II. Har-
geSt. Mr.. and Mrs. Brooks are popu-
lar young people OF New Salem town
ship.
The American Legion picnic ar
ranged Tor tonight will be held rain
OF shine. II the weather is TOO disa-
greeable az the time Of deparl ure the
picnic supper will be- served in the
Legion hall. All those planning TO
attend should meet at the Legion
soe.A.
superior court Tor the trial OF civ
Il cases convened yes erday with
Judge T. d. Finley presiding. Sever
al divorce cases were tried. amons
those being Ny. J. d. Medlin against
Mrs. +. A. Medlin. based on the
ground OF FIVE years separation; Lou
Griffin against :. l.. Griffin on the
same grounds as the Medlin case;
Ollie Edwards AGAINST ]. L. Edwards.
and Mary Lilies against James Lilies
were both based on scriptural rea-
sons. Divorces were granted in each
of these cases.
Mr.. A. A. Secrest. chairman of the
county commissioners. who has been
attending the meeting of the county
commissioners of the state al Wash
ington, y. c.. reports good meeting
and a well-attended one. Mr.. Secrest
says that Union crop prospect is bet
ter than any he saw on his trip with
the possible exception of Wilson.
Chief G. B. Caldwell and firemen
George McCorkle. John Stewart, l..
G. Helms. Brown McCorkle, Frank
Hill. Grady Doster. Frank BROOM,
Paul and Gordon Stegall are attenc-
ing the saith annual convention OF
the State Firemen at Gastonia.
Mr.. V. N. Skies, who returned Sat
urday night from a weeks stay in
Atlantic City. says that crop eondi-
lions in the section around Raleigh,
Henderson. and Petersburg are dis
tressing. due 10 the drought. iester-
day special services We're held in the
churches 10 offer prayers for rain.
There hae been no rain around Raj
eich in five weeks and the water sup
ply of the city has run correspondents
~ low. The citizens are being urged
10 use water only for the bare neces-
stiles. In conversation with a gentle
man from Henderson Mr.. Skies learn
ed that many Of the farmers would
not make enough TO pay their taxes.
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23
RAY FUNDERBURK. Supt

Troops We're removed Saturday
from guard duty about the six mills
which are running at Concord and
ANNAPOLIS. Orders were issued by
Adjutant General Nets taking the
soldiers from guard, following the
assurance given county and city of
fcials by six hundred mill operatives
last night that they would obey the
laws and use their influence in main
tanning law and order during the
strike situation.
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23
SUNDAY school Picnic at Mill Grove

There will be- a sunday School pie
ME nj Min Grove church next Salur-
l1y. August 21th.
Talks viii BE- made by Dr.. j. +. Alb
rrurthy and Mr.. Henry Baucom and
III, pastor of the church, Rev. T. J,
Hu41ins. On the work OF the Sunday
school, etc, beginning about ten a. m.
Snort talks viii also he made by
members Of the Boys Bound 20 Win
Working Club" and Women's Mis-
sionary Society of Mill Grove church.
A special song service may be ar
ranged.
Everybody come and bring we'll
fllcd baskets.
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23

Stuart Hall. Junior. on the afternoon
OF Thursday. the first OF September.
1921. al three o'clock a. the First
Methodist Episcopal Church. south.
Gainesville. Fla. And the accOmga-
nying card reads: At home after the
tenth Of September. HOuss-bolt "Ei-
Canario.' North Bayshore Drive at
Flagler. Miami. Fla. For seygel
wears Miss Phiier has been one ot
Moaroe's most popular and attract
ike visitors. having frequently visited
her aunt. Mrs. Randolph Redfearn.
Miss Margaret Faulkner LIFT Sat
nrday for Teaeheys in Duplin county
where she will be a member OF The
school faculty.
Miss Eleanor Austin is visiting rel-
atives in Huntsville. :. {.
Miss Lura Heath, commander CT
the Woman's Auxiliary I'll The Amer
lean Legion. has received the follow
ing letter from Miss Helen Ryan. Di-
rector of the Medical Social Service
OF the Southern Division OF the Rcd
Cross: Miss Blanton has written
ME regarding the splendid service
which your Auxiliary is giving to the
patients at the l. 5. Public Health
Service Hospital No. as. Biltmore. y.
c. ] think the picnic park which you
have made possible for the BOYS will
be something that they can appreciate
tremendously and will mean a great
deal to them in making il possible
for them to get out doors all through
the summer months. even those men
who are chair patients. and therefore.
cannot 20 any great distance from the
hospital. | wish to express the ap-
probation of the Division for your in
terest in these men,
Mr.. John Brewer. Jr., is spending
few days at Fuquay Springs, y. c.
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23
Notice 20 school Committeeman

School committeeman who can have
the census taken in their school dis
tricts will please call at the office Of
the County Superintendent and SCI
cure the blanks. II would be adyis-
able to take the school census before
gathering time. Please come TO the
office and secure information as to
the changes required in taking the
school census.
RAY FUNDERBTRK. Supt.
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23

Why are men taught to step OF
with the left foot first? We inyaria-
bly, kick the cat with The right,
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23
Monroe Market.

Best GRADUATED Sugar II pounds
for Sl.00; Breakfast Bacon. 30 cents
per pound: Salmon, 10 cents per can.
Co.
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23

People who tell jokes should re-
frain from laughing at them. 1t is
rather embarrassing to BE- the only
one 10 let out squawk.
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23

Every free born citizen OF the
United States may aspire to the pres
idency. but 10 most of us the job is
not worth the trouble OF going after
IL
The Monroe journal., 1921-08-23

Smith-Lee Co. will sell you II lbs.
best GRADUATED Sugar for 81; Sal
mon 10 cents can and Breakfast
Bacon at 3j cents per pound.
Washington Journal., 1921-01-21
Wie 0urfi ole &Ommuniiten bcar'
teilt.

Sn ser .SeboOnie" beridtet So.
folop iiber elm @eipr1A nit Warim
Uorti. @orfi madte auf i'm eillen
lebr acknowledgement @inorud. Gr
ertIdrtc, Dob er nit Der 9eiamten
&nnen- un0 a"uBenpolitit Der Hate-
regierung ni6ts 81 tim baben wOlle,
DAB CT es uielmebr als leine ein5ige
Auigabe aniebe, ben @elebrten uno
5driftlteueru in &lBlanO before
2ebenslnoglidteiten gu ldaffen. Sic
lie Irbeit lei aueroings unenolid)
ihlper, oa Die Sowietregiering &C.
gen ollie geiltigen Nrbeiter Oas groB.
te WfiBtrnuen bege. HublunOS lin.
gliid iei, wie @orfi b~eruorbob, oaB
95 .. $. Der iogenannten &ommuni.
item Shuite ieien, Die Dem Soeal oes
G~ommmaiSmus iremO gcgcniiberltdn.
oen; Tie ieien fir ieoe 9eitedyung gu
baben unO bercit, ieoen Shurfen.
ltreid) gegen Se5ablung 81 begeben.
@orfi crflarte, er lei gegei ole 60.
Nesltraic, aber ale 0iele Hfell0o.
aonmunilten miiBten bingeriatct
cr0en.
Washington Journal., 1921-01-21
Ser g8eg.
@on s. gunn..

Sin &nabe ging vinmaI auf ole
Gieiie in Die Sauptitaoi; in Der Cir
periunmeIte lid feline 6amilie, I'M
9lbihieo 81 nebmen.
y@ib MIR rc6t adt, oaB on ouf
oen redJten 8eg fommiE" iagte Die
Wfutter.
IS 9ibt nur einen guten 8eg, "
iagte Ger nlte @roBpater, ser nllf
ser 9auf ioB, rOos it Der geraoe
8eg, Der iiber Den Berg oebt."
Der anabe ladte ms fiiBte Sen
@roBpnter AMI Die Stiin. nSa, ia,
@roBudterdeL on meiBt nid)t mebr
oaes, neil on 10 piel uergiBt. Der
@eg, oen ih nebmen mar0e, Der geDt
Our9 bliibcnOc 6elocr an einem fiji,
len Strom entlong.
0omit iagte ct alien n2e6eluobl"
ul0 wonOerte leidten @er5enS fort.
@S mar beaer Mor9en unO bic Son-
ne iAien. ST nabm leinen @eg Ourd
oie 6lii6enoen 6eloer, mo- es iebr
id)Gn mar, Die 2uft pou 8ogeliang
uno 0os 9litern0e @raS poa bitten,
rot, blou, p%iolett, bitnt, mie Oes
Songs 6datfammer, uno Scr Gna6e
pfliidte iid cine un0 mari lie fort,
nm Damn cine onoere ab5ureiben,
uno fang I'M 8eben.
aber balls fiiblte er Sen 8ooen I'M
ter Itd ieu9t meroen. oas 8ras
mu1S lang unD reid)te big an feline
&nie, es unitridte ieine SiiBe, BEL ie-
Dem Sdritt oerlouf er tiefer in Dem
Shlomm un0 Moor uno i6mar5es
Sorfmaiier qltoa aus Dem @runo, ST
bemerfte, OaB er IN einem grltnolo-
len Suntpf itedte, Der Iid) ringsum,
Iomeit er ie6en fonnte, mis0e6nte uno
in sen Iif nir9enos elm Bfo0 5eigte.
oMerfwiiroig," iogte Der &nabe,
yoaB id oieIen Sllmpf niht l6on
friiber 6emerfte, iebt muB i6 einfad
umfe6ren, ionit meroe id Sen 8e9
uno pielei1t mein 9e6en perlieren."
Wfit Not uno Miibe 3og er feline
6iiBe aus Dem S6lamnl uno iud)te
ieinen 8eg oufs feite 2ano 5uriid.
gllS er ieinen Bid in sic entgegenge.
iebte Gidtlmg manote, iab er einen
qroBcn 8er9 gera0e Dor li6 un0 iiber
sen Berg lief elm 8eg our6 Selien
uno @eItriipp.
Ser 8eg iiebt beidwerIi6 aus,
iagte Ger &na6e, ra6er es muB wobl
Der re6te Iein, oenn or lit felt uno
troden; nddltesmaI ueriu6e ib es
nit bent"
@egen a6eno erreihte ser alta6e
ietn Sein, miioe un0 6eidmust.
r&erte ntorgen babe id einen
@eg eingeidla9en," lagte er.
rmorgen muB iA wieoer fort uno
oen geraoen 8eg ne6men, Der iiber
Den Berg lduft, oas lit Der ein5ig
r8irfli6?" fragte ser @roBpater,
Ger in Der ode iob, gut, merrn man
Oas meiBl"
Ser Gnabe Iafte uno fiiBte i'm
auT sic Stirn. n9ie6es, altes @roB-
lagte er, uOu meiBt nidt
mebr aaes, neil gu 10 uiel per-
giBt."
Washington Journal., 1921-01-21

oebobt Cir Gi53ic bat mid G poor.
nal canj idjrcdlide 9life 5uac.
luoric, M i'd ben rcitcueg qellob-
tiBt, Oa6 ic IS nit Nlcide Oubt, onb
ib mid iouicl nit ole Uo6rlS INNER.
baltc Oubn. Nmucr i'd fam Ood)
nit belle, luclut ie oil 10 Ell GpldiG
iplucr mid mnd)c.
Ser @~coc&pciIer bat Dam Die
SdeuteImdmct geiragt, email nit
i'm in oci Seller Sit fonnc, I'm %
6ot CT ieocn Ell 0ieientr Gdatt ans
oic brolmc 9attcl 1cluue, I'm mas
bot mid 10 gliidlid) iiibIe mofc. mic
c 8cbbie.
8omit id pcrbIciwe Sbne Sbrrl
Iicuer
BGtlipp Soneramper II.
Washington Journal., 1921-01-21

= SntaIe 8irfung. &ro-
furilt: @eItatte mir, Sblen NIT
auteilen, oaB i9 am beutigen Gage
fiinfuno5pan5ig Sabre oas Intt alS
Brofuriit periualte
Gbef: @ouen Sic 0amit piellei9t
iagen, bob i9 mid nad elmer jim
geren &raft umieben ioa?
SeIbftneriocger. Wat,
Mare, on Dialt Broletorier lin
uno fdbrit 8tpeeta &laiie9
MuB id bod. Meni1, = meine
0Ge broldt n neiet 9omtfoitiiml
Washington Journal., 1921-01-21
Its Ser @lei It t.

Ihs Ser g Ell II It a 5 t.
80, SrmgarO, iebt gebit Ou gum
Mebger uno foroerIt 5pei Haar
8iener @iirlteI, = ioate aber Bic
Srou Apotbefer ODER Die 6rau
Doftor I'M 2aoen iein, Damn LAB
Dir orei 8funo aalbsbraten gebenl
- SaLiierer unter d.
@rIter Saliierer: Inter rns geIagt
geben oenn bel oeinen 6liegcnfan-
germ Die 6liegen auf Den 2eim?
3nciter &auiierer: Die Sliegen
nibt, o6er Die <noi6oft!
Washington Journal., 1921-01-21
@6fe arittf. 6!

g0fe &ritif. &omponiit
(oer Ioeben einem Sreunoe ieinen
neueIten @aloer porgeipIelt bat):
90, nun Jag mir iuenigitens men
poIienoen Namen fir ben 8ol5er,
Sreunb: ga, lenne ibn oot)
nS9lafpal5er"l
Gin 8raftifus. Som
trollcur (8um StraBenbabnidaff-
ner): SAB ser @agen Die 1or-
6riftsmGBige an5abl BON Berionen
nift foBt, liest ebcn oaran. oaB
auf ser einen Seite MIR Serren
uno auf Der anoern nur Gamen
Iiten MAIDEN sic oo6 bunte
&eibe, ga ridden iie i6on ndber
5uiammen!
Musgiebie. Srau oes
iunqen Doftors: Nun bait on 10
cnoIid oeinen eriten 8atienten!
gr: Soft lei Can't, ia, nno oente
oir nur oos @liif, er bat gleid)
bier 2ronfbeitcn aif einmol!
Washington Journal., 1921-01-21

81 bnei n g. 9rauti'
gam: @ls 8peiten 3eugen fir I'M
iere Sod5eit modte id meinen
6reuno 9ugo nori6lagen.
8raut: Nein, ben mia i'd nift,
ser madt INNER elm 10 idaoen-
frobes @eiidt.
Saus1iaer 5tre1t.
Satin: Genfit on, id glaub' Dir
oeine Gusreoen? Ga batteit on Dir
cine Diimmere ausiuden miiiien!
@atte: Sd babe eben feline gefnrt'
oenl
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0ufrieoen 81

-3ufrieoen ItelIeno. Gic
feline Srieoel, Eodter6en metner
Na6barin, teilt mir inter rei6li.
6em &rGnenergul nit, oaB Die
@roBtunte emma, Die i'm NaAbar-
OFT wobnte, geitorbcn lit uno tie
n,orgen nit Der Wutter our Beer.
oigung fabre.
.gsun, Srieoel,~ frage i6 eineu
Sag ipdter, nwie war's oenn bel
Der 9cerOigung2"
.Sebr idon," antuprtet iie treu-
beroig, mir baben gar nid)t ale&
naA Saus ibleppen fonnen."
SIN StraBenbabnu a :
gen. @benlann Omit Der Satin
3%anfcno): aus Der Saut modte i'd
S6affner: Saben Sic idon n
Gabridein?
Washington Journal., 1921-01-21

2ogif. g.: Sea, b6ren Sic
mai, Sic befommen ia i6on oaS
ie6Ite @laS!
g.: 8arum audi nidt; = idau-
en- Sic, oreiBig 8fcnnig Srinfgelo
muB i9 Dem &elner bod geben,
uno ie mebr i9 oaber trinfe, nm
10 biaiger ltent ii6 oas @lasl
= 8ergaIoppiert. aunoe:
sd finoe bieien 94er gar ni6t libel
= uno Der ioa oo6 i'm a1gemeinen
ni9t beionoers geraten iein!" -
@einl6noLer: %, mir ibon!"
Washington Journal., 1921-01-21

Aus Ser SduIe. 2ebrer
(oen eriten Siinoeniaa b~cbanoelnO,
gum SaluB): 49,. NaAoem lie
nun pom 8numle Der grfcnntniS
gerolien batten ,tpar ibre critic gu
flu6t Der Seigenbaum, 400 iie lid
peritcdten uno iid) alcioer maGten."
@1breno oieier Grflarung bemertte
Der 2ebrer, oaB Der feline Woris
nidt auipaBt, uno fragt ibn nun:
nMoris! @as mar Der Seigen.
baum?"
@orit: n9e erlte &leioerfirma
inn Y%araoies."
Oie d. e. a.: 9ie
Wieta @riinbaum bat lid ia nit
benz alien @Oientbal uerlobt; i'd
CLAUDE, oaS lit fem Slid fir oas
W1oel.
o.: Nein. abcr fir Ole 0lrmal
Washington Journal., 1921-01-21
in Sroidlania.

- CIR fennt ieine Srau
g.: @eitern il. ser Srauenoeriamm'
lung bat Sbre Srau gum SdluB
audi nod oas 8ort ergriffen.
g.: 9as iiebt Der garl3 dbnli9;
oie mitB INNER bas leste 8ort
gaben.
- Imerfennung. g.: Was
b1ltlt Oh benn bon Dem 9oftor 2eb'
mann2
s.: gii9tiger gr5tl sat iAor
5nei grbonfels BON mir ins SEN
IeitS furiert.