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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17
Cynthia Grey :
Youth Sans Girls CAL Hin, SISSY Because He Goes
ont of His Way to BE Courteous-Thtnks They
Prefer "Cave-nsan" Wooing-Cynthid Asks Read
ers' HEN IN Answering Question.

Dear Miss Grey: young man who has been brought
nm IN resnec women them courteously am OF
quiet nature and maybe bit bashful Certainly am not
bosterous in presence of the fair SEX do not throw
slano ~ them or trough" the girls in any And what
is the result? find that am only tolerated while other
Young men who act talk fresh and saucy make further
Roadway with young 1t seems 10 me hey con-
slider Young man who is always courteous to them as
sissy What they to want is cavenan tactics and
petting parties =, -, j
feel rather discouraged to think that the coarser methods
gain greater ground with girls than good manners Or am
wrong? AN 70 .n 81
How about It, girls? What do you ttinkl Seems 70 ne
ErSodier has opened the ay for an interesting hthe dt-
cussion What tpe Of man do yon peterf 70 you ,nk
mint his uouao man says fe-thnt because ne co
eous and quiet he is regarded as "stssy'! n
Cynthia Grey aciH gladly print letters on the snoJect 10 he
eul1hteu Er-SOLdier
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17
Wife Stays by
Her Children

Dear Miss Grey: I have just read
the letter signed Truthful" and your
good advice ! have never written
you, but II you knew. Cynthia Grey.
how much good your columns have
done for me. you would be glad In
deed.
I want 20 say TO Truthful tha,
have had just the came life. only
1 have been married IL years ana
have three little ones. and the real
man has come into my life. too.
lie told me that he loved me and
would care for my babies. the same
as II they were his own. But their
father asked for another chance and
for the sake Of the Riddles. ] arm Civ
ing II TO him. aitho 90 put the other
man out OF my life IL nearly break
ing my heart"
but feel the place for the children
IN with both father and mother. 80
brace up and make up your mind 20
give your man another chance. Doll
up a wee bit and just try In every
way to be the little girl he wooed and
won.
Twill be hard. God knows. 20 put
the man ! really love out Of my life.
baf voa can. ! know: I'm doing IL,
and no can pow.
TRYING TO DO RIGHT.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17
CLUBS ron FRIDAY


The arthopediu guilds OF the city
viii meet on FRIDAY a. follows.
broadway. with Mrs. Andrew M.
Gillespie. 1914 Federal ave-. .. m,
Capitol ilill. at Prospect consfoga.
tionsd church. goth ave. n. and iroa.
poet St. 1850,
Denny Thurman, with Mrs. =. l..
Crawford. corner shelby Ut. and N.
broadway. s.ao.
East CApto, Tin. with Mrs. A. jeff
Nelson. 1885 goth ave. N.
FIRST ilni. Win AIRS. a L. Hawley.
1900 Harvard ave. : y. m.
lnterluken. with Mrs. Al. III. jones.
ssaS I'D ave, n, u, m
t.aufolhurst. with Mrs. Edwin
Nudge. on 4ad ave, N. H..
Madrona. with Mrs, W. l.. j. idow,
Jsth ave and H. John st.. i;5o.
Medina with Mrs. A. h. tlagg. all
day.
Mount Baker Park. at Mount Bak.
er Park clubhouse, al day. beginning
at 10 a, IN. Baked food sale alao.
Renton iiiil. with Mrs. Edmund
nowden. 18th ave. and 4. Pike a.. 10
A. m.
University. with Mra, q. Thelberg.
s909 10Th ave. n. Il.
Frtnk Park. of l.sachi district. with
Mrs. e, J. Waldron. 6si soth ave. T..
.. IN.
iaailard. with Mrs. ella stoeffier.
fsoa 1sth ave. y. w. y. IN.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Miss Emeline Mills. OF Seattle. a
member OF the Fellowship club OF the
Y. w. c. A.. and Mr.. Charles Gonset,
Of Rrwncrton. were married saturday
afternoon In the oratory Of the Y. w.
&. A.. Rev. NJ. A. Matthews perform,
ing the ceremony. The room was
beautifully trimmed with yellow and
white chrysanthefaums and green's
Miss Anna Branch, a cousin Of the
bride. was the only attendant.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

The Washington state command.
cry Of the Military Order OF the
Loyal Legion Of the United States
gave a dinner "Wednesday night at
the Frye Hotel Commander Watson
\. Sauire@. former 4. s.. senator.
was toastmaater Among speakers
were. Maj. y. = Hsdiey. MAJ. w.
w. Curtis. Brig Gen. Geo. ~. Dun.
can 81 Camp lewis. Brig. Gen. Z. q.
Alexander. Col. q. J. Charles % Fort
fawton. Lieut.. Col. Fred W. Bugfee
and Col. o. u. Meyers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Mrs. Morgan Hall Ncciement VIII
entertain with an informal farewell
TEA. after o'clock. at the Hotel Scr.
Fento. Friday afternoon.
Mrs. McCiement. with Mr. Me
Clement and baby. who have been
guests at the Sorrento for several
weeks are leaving Sunday for their
home in New York
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WOMEN'S CLUBS

vocal solo by Miss Thirza cnwsey.
accompanied by Miss Lenore Fried
land. reading BY Madam Harriet
Saunderaon and talk on parent.
teacher work by Mrs. vafney. Mrs.
Chaa. g. Miller, ahi2 Fourth ave.
~, E.. treasurer OF the Washington
state branch, Is chairman of the com
mitiee on arrangements.
stevens Relief Corps
stevens Relief Corps will hold q
fnir. with dinner, at . o'clock. IN
Veterans hall. Armoty. Friday. No
vcmbcr is.
Acacia Club
The Acacia or Married Women's
club viii have is next meeting Fri
day. November u.s. NJ i.a0 y. IN. IN
the Girls club room OF the Young
Women'a Christian Association. Mrs,
George Tucker win conduct the Bible
hour
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Dial Bridge
Luncheon Club

The Dial Bridge Luncheon club
was entertained this afternoon at
luncheon by Mrs. Daniel Davies at
her home. with covers for twelve.
The club closed It's first series OF
meetings with banquet at the Ito.
tel Washington last Thursday eve.
ming.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Mrs. G. Arthur Of Yakima. preai.
dent u The Washington State Branch
of the National Congress Of Mothers
and parent.Traehcr Associations. will
be the honor guest At q Dutch Treat
luncheon. NJ Moves cafeteria. Friday.
November rs. ~ | n. m. TO which all
workers are invited.
The program will consist OF a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

A reader Of this column axis
our Washington Bureau for in
formation on removing paint
stains from clothing.
This r. too long 10 print but
any reader wishing the same in.
formation may have IL sent By
mailing a request TO the Washing.
ton Bureau. Seattle Star. 1874
New York ave. Washington. D.
c., enclosing cents for postage.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

The child hygenic committee Of the
Seattle Central Council OF the Ma
tional Congress OF Mothers and
pafentsTeaehsr associations viii
meet on Friday AZ 100 In the
Erickson club room OF the Y. w
g. A. pr Frederick Parker will dis.
cuas "Infantile Paralysis"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17
Woodland Park VI. T.. Church
(auesrt

A concert will be given AT the
Woodland Park NJ. T.. church Friday
evening. November IS. Partlclpa,
ms IN the program VIII be MIR James
Hamilton Howe. who will play some
of his own compositions. Miss
Eleanor Mehnert. vioilnlnt. and pr
Louis Maxaon. vocalist. The concert
will be free. but silver offering
will be taken,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Ladies' Auxiliary. Maple Leaf Post
No, 81. win meet at the clubhouse.
sos 18th ave. NJ. Friday, November
rs. at : y. m. on Saturday. the post
Win entertain with military whist
party at $40 y. m.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

rhi Delta Theta Mothers club will
give a card party at the chapter
house Friday afternoon. November
IN. for the benefit Of the furnishing
fund. Reservations are 10 be made
with Mrs. william Calvert, Jr.. at
East sbbz. In the evening the club
IL entertaining with dance for the
members OF the active chapter.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17
Luncheon to Compliment
Mrs. Van Tfiul

Mrs. John IL. Powell l. 10 enter.
tain with small luncheon at the
sunset club Saturday afternoon.
complimenting Mrs. Frank r. Van
Tuyi. who Is leaving soon for Gail
forniA-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17
Dan Nursery to Meet

The regular meeting Of the Sc
attic Day Nursery association has
been changed from Thursday, Mo-
venuber "a. to Friday. November rs.
at 1890 a. m. at sg2 Broadway. This
viii be an important meeting and a
large attendance Is desired.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Pennsylvania study club will meet
with Mrs. q. X Forrest. ssis uniyer.
atty blvd. Program. Women Of To.
day"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

The second of series Of musical
teas viii bee given by the Unity Cir.
cl@ OF the Rainier Beach presiy.
terrain church al the home OF Mrs. G.
X. aturtevant. ps20 Waters ave. on
Friday. November Is. al a.so O'clock.
The program will be given by Mrs.
Adam Becier. vocalist: Mr.. Claude
Madden. vioiinint. and Miss Daisy
Wood Hiidreth. accompunlst.
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Women'n MlnsIonar, Society

The women's Missionary society
Of the First Presbyterian church VIII
meet ON Friday AZ y. m. In the
ladies' parior Of the church. Miss
Martha Pohnsrt OF M Yank. China.
will speak.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Harrison PIT A. viii meet Friday.
November rs. 2'50 y, M. at the
school. atisu sutherland. OF the pub.
lie library. will speak on ''childrcn'u
Books" Refreshments win be served.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Adele NJ. f'irlde Parliamentary Pro.
ccsiurc club. III Erickson ciubroomA.
Y. W. c. A.. 100. Topic. quorum :
Subject OF drill. Election" Airs. 4,
r. Stewart in charge.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17
Dinner Hosts

With covers placed for ten guests.
MIR. and Mrs. Thoma. j Hooking
arc entertaining ON Thanksgiving
day with an informal dinner at their
home.
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Cenlrnl NtlssIon study Club

A MEETING OF the Central Mission
Study club Of the Y. w. g a. will be
held in the Bible room ~ tho anaocia
ton on Friday morning at 10 o'clock
Mrs. A. j. Bailey will lead the olaAa.
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A ADDITIONAL CLUBS
Aauiia Lodge No. b

Aauila Lodge No. IS. Degree OF
Honor prOfsctiv. Association. viii
entertain with progressive whist
party Thanksgiving Eve. At ios
Madison ~. Thanksgiving rpeciaitiea.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Woman's club VIII meet Friday ~
the Federated clubhouse. al gao o. ~.
a paper on "puperiea and Hang.
iugt" VIII be read by Mrs. T. g.
Mugrnth Mra. julia itiaeRan and
her pupil, Miss Ruth Johnson. viii
give musical numbers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Il.
Please state in your columns
whether. IL is necessary for an IN
ventor TO employ the services OF a
attorney In securing patent. or may
he make application directly to the
u. =. patent office. and. II sofS1
what form? Respectfully.
INVENTOR
You must employ patent affov.
nev: u Is a rerv technical maffsr
and fhe ordinary attorney does nos
knotr hour 10 obtain a patent
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17
Bridge Afternoon
Planned for Miss
Peeples

Miss Beatrice Peoples will BE- the
complimented guest Saturday after
noon. when Miss Harriet Baxter -
entertaining with a bridge OF six
tnbtes-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Missionary Federation Of Seattle
Christian Churches will meet ~
Queen Anne Christian church. Third
ave. w. and Lec St. | 10.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Ladies' Literary and Musical club
will meet with Mrs. w. IL. Ebert.
a2la ~. saith It,. 2a0.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17
Thunksgivinq Dinner

Mr., and Mrs. Marion Russell Cum
mlngs will entertain with family
dinner at their home on Thanksgiy-
ing day.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Col Ellsworth circle. No. 81. la
dies OF the q. A. H.. viii entertain
with a dance at Veterans hall. the
Armory. on Friday evening, az 3
o'clock. Members and their friends
are invited.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

FINEItNI SERVICES Tor Clar.
ence w. Myers. 4s. travelling sales
man. were 10 br held Thursday AT the
isonney. Watson chapel. Myers, whose
home Was sn Dwight. Ill. died Wed.
nendsy q, the Swedish hospital.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Amethyst chapter. o. r. r.. viii
hold Us annual nazaar tomorrow and
saturday al Fratsrnai hail. 1903
jackson vt.
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DR.. and Mrs. Miller
To Entertain

On Thanksgiving day DR. and Mrs.
II. c. Miller will be dinner hosts at
their home. GOT r.. 47th ST.. when
they will entertain eight guests.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

on Friday evening. November rs.
the Native Daughters Of Washing
ton. Princess Ankollne parior. No. 1.
will meet with Miss Zelda Dean. ii0s
+. Thomas a. Arrangements VIII
be completed for the next card party
TO be held az $40 y. m. December :
IN The Panama cafeteria.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

White shrine Thimhle club will
meet with Mrs. Nellie walla. ssgs
Second ave. W. 10 a. m. TO 4 p. IN.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17
FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS

we're being made Thursday for Mrs
Mary Jones'. 90. who died at her
home. SIS Hiawatha pi.. Wednesday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

Thursday at the University Under
taking Co. for Mrs. Fanny NJ. Com.
an. 81. who died Tuesday
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All Saints Episcopal Church
IIaraar

The woman'a Auxiliary Of All
Saints Episcopal church viii hold
their annual dinner and bazaar. Fri.
day. November rs. In the parish
clubhouse. corner OF both ave. and
Rainier blvd The sale viii begin at
o'clock and continue afternoon and
evening. Dinner viii be served from
until s, TO he followed by dancing
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

woman's auxiliary "a All Saints
church. Dunlap. viii give annual ba.
zaar. afternoon and evening.
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Music
Benefit Concert Friday

For the benefit Of the Russia
famine relief fund a concert viii be
given in Douglas hall. bis r. Pine st.
Friday evening at 8. Tho program
follows:
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Olympic Height. Improvement Club

Olympic Heights Improvement
club at club house NJ .. RI. Illus.
trated lecture by Dr w. \. Beck,
man. Mexico. our Next Door
NclKhtor."
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The department ~ education Of the
coterse club will meet Friday. No.
vemt~r Is. I .. m. NJ the mi Mn
sorority house. Mrs, Mary Eidred.
chairman. Mrs, Thomas irving VIII
he In charge OF the program. The
executive board will meet at the
same place at $50.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-17

kanHHH WoFnan'a club. with NrN
JesAi- Chamberlain. 100 w. roth VI.
fiox lunch. Former Kansas real.
dents invited.
tos-d ~als
Mount Baker Park guild of the
c'hihdren'a Orshopedic hospital will
hold a food aaIe Friday. beginning
at TO a. m. at the Mount Baker Park
clubhouse.
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Max Held ne maker Of Forsyhe boues is one of the lead
ing manufacturers who have recently made thorough nves
cation OF the safe way wash fine fabrics For their own pro-
tecton well their customers, these manufacturers are
urging that their products be Numbered Lux Complete lsun
derng directions in booklet form free request Lever
Bros. Co., Cambridge, Mass.
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-02-10
Two Minutes Of Optimism
By HERMAN i. STicH
GIVE OLD DOC TIME A CHANCE
hear story the other day


that the worlds best
story?
aetha when expressed in
trained bear The bear
could
everything Finally the wonderful
the him
he
of
him Good morning Majesty
We'll said
Take
a
hanged"
A
that going die!" The
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Don't hobble your woyng-be patient
Learn to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-02-10
Ripping Rhymes
BY WALT MASON
CALIFORNIA WINTER.

'Tis winter in this pleasant land,
where I have pitched my moving tent.
but goods like snow and sleet are
banned. and frosts don't function
worth a cent. Yet fogs come drifting
from the deep and morns and ewes are
often cold, and shivers through your
system creep, and all the air damp
with mould. And then you'd like to
build a fire, a good old-fashioned roar
ing blaze, such as all mortal scouts de-
sire. on cold and clammy winter days.
But here, where all the prospects
please, and only profiteers are vile,
you'll have to sit around and freeze
no man can own cordWood pile. We
buy our wood in little sacks which
from some distant forests came; with
chunks the size of carpet tacks we
feed the sad and CHASTITY flame. Our
coal we purchase by the quart, and
burning it seems quite crime: no
fire can roar and rip and snort when
fed pellet at time. The fog en-
shrouds this winter night, it pierces
through me like a sword; my lanterns
burning as ! write-it's all the heat
can afford. But there are countless
sunny days when everything is fine
and grand, and then take my Tyre and
praise the glories of this wondrous
land. g..
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-02-10
RHEUMATISM
Leaves YOU Forever
Deep Seated Uric Acid Deposits Are
Dissolved and the Rheumatic Poison
Starts to Leave the System Within
TWenty-Four Hours.

Every druggist in this county is au-
thorized to say to every rheumatic
sufferer that if two bottles of Allenrhu,
the sure conquerer of rheumatism,
Goes not stop all agony, reduce swollen
joints and do away with even the
slightest twinge Of rheumatic pain, he
will gladly return your money without
comment.
Allenrhu has been tried and tested
for years, and really marvellous results
have been accomplished in the most
severe cases where the suffering and
agony was intense and piteous and
where The patient was helpless.
Mr.. James II. Allen, the discoverer
of Allenrhu, who for many years suf-
fered the torments of acute rheu-
matism, desires all sufferers to know
that he does not want a cent of any
ones money unless Allenrhu decisive
~ conquers this worst of all diseases,
and he has instructed A. G. Luken &
Co. Quigley Drug Stores 3, Yes and
Now Drug Co., to guarantee it in every
Observation-Disclosures
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-02-10

given the authority, he could reduce federal ex-
penses $500, 900 year.
The war broke out This country finally went
in. Expenses jumped overnight into the billions.
Part was paid by taxes and the balance met by
selling Liberty bonds.
Peace has been with us again for over two
years. There has been, however, no let.up in
federal expenditures. They are still running in
the billions In 1920 they amounted to
6,766,ooo,oOo. Over $4,47a. 100000 has been
appropriated for 1921 Estimated requirements
for 1922 total $4,5OO,OOO,OOO
Before the war annual expenses were
$75O,OOO,OOO. Granting initiation of one hun
dred per cent, the ordinary federal expenses now
should not exceed 81, 5000 OOO And if Senator
Aldrich was right ten years ago. then today
twice $30O,000,OOO, or $6OOOOO,OOO, could be
pared off the $3.50 100000 of ordinary ex-
penses.
10 the ordinary expenses must be added in
terest due on the Liberty and Victory bond
issues, we'll as on the floating-deficit-
Indebtedness. This will take approximately
$1,000, 100000 annually. Two billion five hun
dred million dollars then ought to be the total of
our governments expenditures for 1922. Instead
congress is getting ready to appropriate around
$4,5O0O 900.
Inc naLiOn cannot go on Spendlng at this
appalling rate The taxation to support it is eat
ing the people out of house and home. Business
men and farmers today taking big losses due
to the prevailing depression. So are millions of
workers who are out of jobs or only employed
part time. These losses and this unemployment
are being added to instead of diminished by the
taxes required to maintain such extravaganza in
governmental expenditures.
Meantime congress debates on substituting
one taxing system for another The excess prof
it's tax has broken down because it aided in
breaking down business and eliminating profits.
Congress proposes to substitute for it general
sales tax
Congress must realize that not only substitu-
ton of taxing system but also tremendous cut
in federal expenses is imperative.
Drunken sailors, proverbially free spenders,
are pikers compared to the gentlemen at Wash
ngton who are spending the peoples money like
water.
Clean out the chair warmers. Eliminate
about thousand and one useless commissions.
Put the army and navy a sensible basis. Get
off the necks of business men, farmers and labor
ers. Go after real governmental economy. The
country then would pull out to financial and in
dustrial success and plentitude in spite of its
curse of ignorant and inefficient politicians.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-02-10
Good Evening
BY Roy X. Moulton
THE HARDEST TEST

THE HARDEST TEST
An eminent Herr Doktor in Vienna
Has discovered a new process, so
they say.
Without cosmetics. rubber masks or
henna.
To make a lady handsome in a day.
He guarantees them youth and pristine
beauty.
He'll Danish every wrinkle, freckle,
stain;
A grandma he will make into a cutie.
And all of this without the slightest
pain.
The double chin he chases from the
presence.
He brings the blush Of roses to the
cheek,
The age of jazz and shimmy, so to
speak.
He brings a powerful X-ray to focus
Upon the optic nerve. That does the
No monkey glands or other hokus-
It's great if he can only make it
stick.
We'd like to have him demonstrate
before us.
An acid test, the hardest sort to pull:
To try it on "a Broadway beauty
chorus"
And see if he can make 1t beautiful.
Vienna doctor has told all the wo-
men of the world how they may be-
come beautifal. and-gosh! how they
will dread it!
Another example of thrift is furnish
ed by the telephone company. which
will not allow its operators to tell you
the time of day. as it wastes too much
time. Instead of saying Eight o'clock,
the operator saves a lot of time by
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-02-10
Answers to Questions

F. S.-Are Indians citizens of the
United States? By an act of congress
all Indians were made citizens of the
United States, and as such may exer.
else all rights of citizenship. including
suffrage.
A. E.-Please inform me what
church VicePresident-e elect Coolidge
belongs to. Mr.. Coolidge is not mem
Der of any church, but attends the Con
gregational church
Reader-Is the United States treas
ury department calling in the buffaloes
nickels of 1913?-No
M. D. G.-What was the popular vote
for president in the state of Texas?-
Cox 289,6SS: Harding, 115,640.
City-How are the nobel prizes di-
vided?-The Nobel prizes are divided
equally among recipients for distin-
guished work in physics, chemistry.
physiology or medicine, idealstic lit
erature and in the promotion of world
peace. The awards are made at Stock
holm. Sweden, on Dec. 10 of each year.
which is the anniversary of the death
of Alfred B. Nobel, the Swedish inven-
tor and founder of the Nobel prizes