The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1921-04-07

of milk,
- ~ / also heard Of .
worm, from which =.
We get tho finest silk, .,s.
To make silk shirts and Teddy Bears
And?
All, folks, good morning, ! hate 70
leave you to guess at the rest Of the
above beautiful poem, but it seemed
to me that this was good place to
} stop-as have few other things to
say to you. am we'll and as happy
as if | had good sense. am still
smilin' although my garden and fruit
are things that were and are not.
Think of the fun III have dom the
work over again. Why, it will be Al
much pleasure as dreamin' you are
bald-headed and wakin' up TO find
your top knot in the same old place.
or drcamin' that you are millionaire
and have to pay an income tax and
wake to find it only dream. So
don't worry. Do the very best you
can with what you have and be-
thankful. 1t might be worse. You
might be bald and millionaire as
well.
| am told Tor was told) by a sad
faced individual t'other day that in
1000 years the coal supply will be ex-
hausted- Jaw, WE'LL" seq I, why
most of us will be wonderin' how
long the ice supply will hold out in
OUR neighborhood.
In Sweden liar q beg pardon) !
mean lawyer, may not sue for his
tee. Neither in my home town may
liar (again l beg pardon) a lawyer
sue for his fee. because. when he Tor
they get through there amt any fee
lett to sue for 4[z -s,,.5
7 The reason why women (of- today
object-to bein "vaccina4ed is because
there amt place as,.lssA big enough
to vaccinate that don't show.
One, reason why SO many men are
BARRIERS is that they have more
chances to trim their friends"
Stopl Look! Listenl!! Signs are
somewhat frequent at railroad cross
ings. Yes. Also and more to the
point folks who try to beat train to
said crossin generally stop (sort Of
sudden) but they don't listen any
more, not none whatever. No.
Anyway, seq ], have the best OF.
cid Father Adam. How, now"
asked the sinp. why" seq /, Il can
brag about the sort of pies my moth
er used to make" a..
A fellow was caught one night las,
week stealth some hay. KNOWN the
man didn't own a boss the farmer
asked him why he wanted the hay
The fellow quickly replied. Il wait
it for my night mare"
A fellow from Oklahoma was bragg
ging t'other day of Cor about) the big
nuts they raised down thar-and II.
just seq, seq l, that amt nothin'.
Back in my home town we have quite
q lot of nuts that weigh from $50 to
200 pounds"
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, ct
al iii any such there be) doubtless r
you are aware of the fact that there is |
strange face in the White Heuse-.+s
as it only cost the measley sum of |
ten million simeoleons Count 'em) to .
place said face there, you won't worry
none to speak of.
Old Mother Eve didn't know she
was runnin' around without any
clothes on until she had eaten the /.
apple. In the interest Of commont
decency will some one pcase pass the
apples around?
Asked to name the 3 principal
events in the life of woman l an
swered: i, birth; 2, marriage; 3, di-
vorce. After which she is immune.
am reliably informed that the
very last word in bathing costumes
(for women) at the beach this sea-
son will be q string of beads, womt1
close up under the ears. p. S.-Mofe
men than ever before are expected to e
take bath this season. is
Better than whisky, for colds ort
fluS-Adv. liz
P. S.-But don't believe it and
neither do you)-S. ]. "A!
Tother day noticed . big crowd
down town. Streee cars all stopped.E
traffic Of all kinds balled up, crowd II
III seemed anxious to get to thetf
front. Where Is the fire. II asked al 81
On ID Jay Hawk, who stood near nae. p
xFifer sex he, fire hell-shete ain9
no fire. The police have Just found
aqpther distillefy' on Main street. IL
When asked to hame my favorie II
smovie actor l promptly answered
5 Something's you need not expect 70
"a u1,iese pFssiasas-------
a beoasifll EASIER day. II :
s eelke baneh ofswhiskers IN cons
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