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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-18
ADVENTURES OF
THE TWINS
THE ESCAPE.
5Y OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON

There wasn't a thing to be seen in
the empty room of Mr.. Nautilus house
when Nancy and Nick slipped in, hop
ing to find Mr.. Hermit Crab. The walls
were of finest pearl, as were the floor
and ceiling, and the softest, loveliest
colors We're flashing in every direction
as from a beautifully shaded lamp. The
Twins were so lost in admiration that
they did not notice what was happen
ing.
This:
Mr.. Nautilus, after recovering from
his surprise, went on with his building
at a furious rate. He plastered and
smoothed and nodded and the first
thing you knew. he had the doorway
into the room where the Twins were
hiding, shut up tight.
"Oh, oh, OH" cried Nancy, grabbing
Nicl1's arm, See how dark it is! VIII
What's hapened?"
You're my prisoners" called Mr.
Nautilus through the wall. You're shut
In forever"
'Humph!" called Nick, giving
Nancy's hand a comforting pat. Were
not afraid Our Shoes will get us out
Of this. All we have to do is to wish"
In whisb. the Twins were back at
the Cross Roads where Cap'n Penny
Wrinkle was bossing the traffic.
you blessed children" cried the
fairy policeman when he saw them.
"Tm so relieved I found Henry Crab
inside of a whelkshell and gave him his
lecture. I'm sure he'll behave now, but
I've been worried about you I've had
word from the Fairy queen that she
needs you very much. | cannot spare
you, it's true, but along in the fall, with
Christmas comm m all, she's so ex-
ira busy Wen all have to do what we
can"
ooh, goodby. then. Cap'n Pennywin-
kle!" said the Twins. shaking hands
with the little fairyman. Wen come
back to see you again some day and
Before he could answer the Twins
were gone!
Ito Be continued.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-18

the greatest honors to which any
American lawyer may aspire, and
when his last illness terminated his
earthly labors he was engaged in pre-
pairing his annual address for delivery
at the meeting Of the association to be
held in August Of that year.
His extensive law practice, and the
great business interests that were en-
trusted to him brought him in contact
with the greatest jurists and lawyers
Of the country, and he was thus en-
abled to achieve a national reputation
that gives us the proud privilege Of
acelaiming him one of the greatest
lawyers Of his generation.
The members of this bar deem it
their duty and privilege to pay their
tribute to this great lawyer, whose
professional and private character was
never stained by dishonor, and whose
career furnishes an example worthy
of imitation by all members Of the
noble profession which he adorned by
his professional labors, and by his
conduct in public and private life;
therefore be it
Resolved That in the death Of Will
liam Alexander Blount this bar has
lost its most distinguished member,
and one whose sterling character, en-
inent ability and professional labors
and success elevated him to an hon
orable position as the peer Of any
American lawyer.
Resolved. That we deeply deplore
the loss to our profession, and to our
state of such a valuable member Of
this bar, and as tribute to his MEM
DRY, and as a mark of the great per-
sonal sorrow that we feel at being de-
prived of his beneficial association,
and generous companionship,, the
memory of which we shall always
cherish, we request that this made
quate review of his professional life
be recorded on the minutes Of this
court, and that a copy thereof be
transmitted to the family of our de-
ceased brother.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-18
CORN CHEAPER THAN Coal,

Many farmers this winter viii burn
corn for fuel Department Of agricul-
ture says corn at IS cents bushel
equals coal at $3.50 a ton.
Many miners are idle, no market for
their product Many people are starv-
ing while others burn corn. Things GER
tainly are topsy- turyS. Worst part OF
the lack OF balance is that miners can't
eat coal
Production problem has been practi-
cally solved. Problem of distribution
has barely been touched.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-18
TRIBUTE TO MEMORY
OF HON. W. A. BLOUNT
Members of Pensacola Bar EuIogize
Former Member at Session of
Federal Court.

AS a memorial tribute to Hon. w A.
Blount. members of the Pensacola bar
paid their tribute yesterday morning,
ealogizing in a most fitting and beau
tiful manner the life and works of
their confere whose example was an
inspiration to them during his life and
whose memory will continue to be an
inspiration, now that he is gone.
Immediately on the opening of the
United States court the memorial meet
ing was held, John b. Jones presenting
the resolutions of the committee, which
included himself as chairman, with
John L. Neeley, r. Pope Reese and
Fred T. Myers of Tallahassee, as mem
bers of the committee.
In presenting the resolution, Mr..
Jones spoke in eloquent terms of the
career and example Of Mr.. Blount. and
Judge w B. sheppard in receiving the
document expressed not only the senti-
ments of the court. but his own per-
sonal admiration of this Pensacolian.
who had achieved so much in his long
and useful life.
Others who spoke to the resolution
were r. Pope Reese. Jerry J. Sullivan.
Judge Francis B. Carter. Judge E. d.
Beggs, Miss Minnie Kehoe and A. c..
Binkley, all members of the Pensacola.
Bar Association. While all tributes
were eloquent of the esteem in which
Mr.. Blount was held, it was generally
conceded that the most compelling Of
all the tributes paid in his memory, was
that OF Miss Kehoe, the only woman
member OF the Pensacola Bar Associa-
ton.
Following is the resolution in its en-
tirety:
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-18
oPERArloN proved SUCCESSFUL

DR.. william Lewis Chapman, i'll, was
wheeled into Sing Sing hospital. Sitting
In an invalid chair. he operated. re-
moving a bullet from the brain OF Ro-
man Leondowski life termer. That was
seven months ago. 1t is announced that
the operation has cured Leondowski of
insanity.
Physicians some day win have
charge. OF all criminals.
Surgeons knife removes bullets from
brains. Can it remove wrong ideas
Why not?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-18
IN MEMORY OF WILLIAM ALExAN
DER BLOUNT.

William Alexander BIount was born
in Clarke county, Ala, October %, 1851,
and died at John Hopkins hospital
Baltimore, Md, June Is. 1921.
His lineage is traceable to an ances-
try which furnished a signer to the
Constitution OF the United States.
His father was lawyer of ability
and good repute and worthy citizen,
who devoted his long life Of more than
80 years TO the best interest of this
community, in which he lived The
sacrifices that it was necessary for him
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-18
Real prohibition is the price.
The pen is mightler than the fine.


The pen is mightier than the fine.
This last war may continue to be our
last one.
All sounds that come from a piano
are not music.
Lots OF people ought to be glad they
are anywhere.
People rich in experience are often
poor in spot cash.
These days it is hard to laugh at
your own expense.
Railway trains never seem to be in a
hurry when you are.
Mr.. Hughes to the line, let the ships
fall where they may.
The little end Of the horn is where
the noise comes from.
When a girl wins prize at a beauty
show, she marries him.
Gasoline is great to clean; it leaves
the pocketbook 50 lean.
Chicago children being fed sheep
glands may get fleeced.
Among the wild movements on foot
we have modern dances.
o
There are two watsons in the senate.
but only one detective.
Coffee Is unhealthy. A man has killed
his wife with a percolator.
II must be awful for a crouch to
have nothing to kick about.
These mail robbers never seem to
take any Please Remit bills.
Honesty In politics would surely pay
II somebody would only try it,
o.
The small boy hopes school stops ten
years for this big naval holiday.
Men have strong will power but wo-
men have stronger won't power.
The surest way to cover up an abuse
IL to have congress investigate il.
How much better It would be If good
things were as Catching" as badl
o
Have you noted the increase IN
beauty contests since women vote?
Some women get divorced and live
happily ever after-another husband
o.
Just when china's outlook was
bright missionary sails for there with
a motorcycle.
In Anatolia. where Greeks marched
against Turks. food prices are so low
that visitors rub their eyes and pinch
themselves. Eggs sell for six cents
dozen there, a whole sheep for so cents.
But wages In AnatolIa are correspond
ingiy low When YOU find soft snap.
look for the joked. There is always
one.
The railroads made $3.50, .s27 net
profits in the IL months ended last Au-
gust 81. In announcing this. the Assoc
citation OF Railway Executives points
out that II is an annual earning OF a
fraction less than per cent on in
vestment. Grain growers. cattlemen,
cotton planters and many manufactur,
ers who have been selling at a loss
will envy the poor unfortunate rail-
roads.
The telephone wires in United States
would make 100 unbroken telephone
lines from the earth to the moon. over
those wires Americans daily carry on
$4,000. 900 phone conversations. Yet It'll
- only IS years since the telephone was
invented. Our civilization is becoming
terrifically complex. Is the machine
getting 30 intricate that we cannot
make II Junction. Often it seems so
Maybe the real cure for our economic |
troubles is q return to the simple life |
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-18

x-Emp. Wilhelm is getting in debt
in Holland. Don't that beat the Dutch?
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-11-18

Don't censure man for leaving dur
ing church until you learn if he walks
IN his sleep.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17

visnry board, P. r. Fields, Of this city.
Mrs. Mary T. Wishman, representing
the Social Service work OF the Saliva
ton Army in this Northwest Division
told Of the splendid service the ad-
visOry boards are rendering the Army
and the communities they represent
all over the United States. She said
in part that more than four thousand
unfortunate girls had been cared for
by the Armys Rescue and Maternity
homes in the last year, it being great
increase over the previous rating and
that because of the contact direct
through the boards, the, rehabilitation
period was much shorter and the re-
generation Of the girls simpler and
easier, than after long contact with
evil in the great cities to which the
friendless unually fees, IRON the eyes
and condemnation of those who know
her a.
The industrial situation taxed the
facilities of the. Salvation Army beyonu
all belief; thousands Of men and wo-
men being sheltered encouraged and
assisted to find employment beyond
the usual numbers that always ran
we'll into the thousands.
More Honling Repaired.
More children seemed TO require the
homing agencies Of the Army than
ever before.
The Salvation Army training COL
leges for officers are over-howing with
men and women, who seeing the work
of the Army. have consecrated their
lives under the banner Of Christ and
humanity to serve as, the Army does
with its noble and respected uniform
answering every call of need irrespoc-
tive of creed color or race.
The Pueblo disaster gave added ave-
nue. of service and the Salvation Army
was the first relief agency there and
they served meals and tent shelter to
$500 people for weeks; the police and
officials calling it the Efficiency
Camp" All this was made possibl"
with the smallest amount of money
the Army ever had since the war, bus
Gods work does not fail and the Sal
vation army is known by its fruits"
to be that.
Bismarck is having it's lad in the
training college and has given mucr
real service through It's local corps,
now in command of Ensign Homer ana
his wife, and Bismarck will support
the Army whole hearted:y because as
expressed by L. H. Thompson, every
link strengthens the whole vast chain
of loving service reaching around the
world
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
GREAT PARADE T0BE FEATURE
0FAMERICAN LEGION CONVENTION

Jamestown. N. D., Sept. The
outstanding feature OF the third an
nual department convention Of the
North Dakota department Of the Amer
ican Legion to be here September %
and 20 will be mammoth parade to
be held on the evening of September
2S. The entertainment committee OF
the local Legion post requests all del
egates and visitors to the convention
to dust off their uniforms and bring
them to jamestown in order I'd make
the Legion parade the largest ever
held in this state. tafsss$
Sufficient martial music is promised
for the parade and convention. In ad-
ditiOn to the jamestown band the del
egations from Devils Lake, Fargo,
Lisbon and Casselton have announces,
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
SALVATION ARMY
WORK REVIEWED
BY CITY BOARD
Advisory Body Hears Reports on
Situation and Plans For
Future
ADVISERS WELL PLEASED

The Burleigh county Salvation Army
advisory board at a we'll attended
meeting last evening in the CONNER.
cial club reviewed and approved their
last years work and formulated plans
for another active program this year.
Tie original plan OF county boards
included members from every popu-
lous district in every county. This
will be attended to right away and
J. L. Bell was appointed chairman of
tho extension of county organization.
By this means the help and relief Of
the Salvation Army may be known
and administered to the remotest case
upon call of the chairman Of the ad
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17

that they will be accompanied by Le-
gion and Boy Scout bands.
The convention will De called to or
der at 10 A. M, September 2S by De.
partment Commander i. r. Landers
Frank Rathman, mayor Of Jamestown,
vii give the address oi welcome ana
the response will be made by Charles
Harmon Of Jamestown. Committees
will be appointed on the opening
morning and reports 0. state officers
given. Wednesday afternoon the del
egates will hear officers of district and
national vterans bureals. Thursday
state officers of the Legion will be
elected and convention city for 1921
selected. Delegates to the national
convention at Kansas City also will
be elected on Thursday afternoon.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
READY TO HELP YOU

If you are subject to billiousness,
gas, bloating, sick headache, sour
stomach or other ills that result from
Indigestion and constipation, you can
get relief with Foley Cathartic Tablets
They are genuine, wholesome physic
that affords prompt, sure and safe re-
lief without gripping or pain. J. r..
Osburn, r. F. D. l, Lucasville, o.,
writes; "Foley Cathartic Tablets are
fine. had stomach trouble. l took
Foley Cathartic Tablets and now l can
cat ANYTHING" adv
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
CHRISTIAN SCIENIr SOCIETY.

Sunday service at II Il. NJ, subject:
Matter" Sunday school at 9:45 A. Nj.
Wednesday evening meeting at eight
o'clock. A reading room is open in
the church building very Tuesday,
Thursday and Saturday from 2 to 4
p. M. All are welcome to attend these
services and to visit the reading room.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
Expert accountants. Busi.
ness Service Co., First floor,
H0skins Block. Phone 662
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR RENT Furnished rooms in mod
ern house, 46 Main St. Phone 929-L.
9-17-3t
FOR SALE-L. c. Smith typewriter,
good as new; one oak office desk,
high grade Remington hammer
less gun, household goods including
two leather rockers, Englander bed,
parlor rug, dining table, kitchen
table, gate leg table, sewing ma
chine ($1O, three rattan rackers
new lady's rattan desk, book
case (new), two bedroom sets, one
birds eye maple, the other a
quarter sawed oak, both like new,
Many other articles. Am going
west, freight rates are high. Have
priced the goods low to sell them
quick. G. H. Quigley, 407 9Th st.
9-17-2t
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
PREDICT STORMS
ON GREAT LAKES

Washington, Sept. 17.-Strong south
west winds probably reaching gale in
tensity this afternoon and tonight cen
tral over Lake Superio: were forecast
by the weather bureau. Storm warn
ings were ordered displayed over
Lake Huron, Erie, Ontario and Supe-
rior. The storm was reported moving
east and increasing in intensity
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17

Never was Hudson's price ad-
vantage over cars of compar-
able quality SO striking as
now. 1t is in. all respects as
great a car, and in many re-
finements even greater than
last years Super-Six. And
think, that then. at $4,000 it
-outsold all fine cars, as it had
done for five years pre-
viously.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
ION LUTHERAN CHURCH

ZION LUTHERAN CHURCH
Services at 1890 a. m. German in
First Lutheran Church (Avenue D and
Seventh ST. No evening service, the
pastor preaching at Driscoll.
Victor Bartling, Pastor.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
Average Reduction
on all Hudson Cars

Now with Hudson at the med
ium price of $1895 does any
higher-priced car offer quail
ties to warrant their vastly
increased price differential?
And of the cars in it's new
price range is there one that
you ever even distantly as
sociated with Hudson in any
wanted quality?
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Rev, n, C.. Postiethwaite. Minister

\ rev. n. 9. PosttethWaite, Minister
I Morning worship at 10:30. Theme,
"The Branded Man" Special music
by the quartette, Messrs Halverson
and Humphreys, and Mesdames Nor
ris and Schoelkopf 20 Jesus Thou
Art Standing, (James);' "The Good
Shepherd" 60. DarrD.
Junior Sunday School $50. This
department is running nicely and all
pupils should be in their place to-
morrow to prepare for promotion ex-
ercises the last Sunday of this month.
All other departments at II m. The
woman's class is in charge of Mrs.
F.. r. Smyth. This is class for wo-
men of all ages who are not in other
classes. The mems class met last
Sunday and will now be in regular
session every Sunday. All boys are
urged to be- present tomorrow. Teach
ers have been provided for all.
Christian Endeavor at 700 p. m. A
good place for Young men and wo-
men. The Endeav0r is very much
alive. Make tomorrow evening big
meeting.
Evening worship at 500. Theme,
profit and Loss" or Does It Pay?'
Special music by the chorus choir.
Do you sing? If you do, join the
'.chorus. Great hymns and special ar
,thems. 81 Will Lift Up Mine Eyes,
&C. Elmer yones). A home like.
church where you will receive wei
come. Come and see
GU nd i,,o 0lyi11
be. Seeing Beyond the Visible" In
the evening the pastor will discuss
pleasures as means of achieving
rigbt living. Plaaures are legitimate;
what shall they be?
On Monday evening Inc pastor will!
begin a class of Bible study for high
school students in the church. This
course is arranged ana published by
authority Of the state board of edu-
cation and offers half credit to ali
who complete the course and take the
state examination. Any high school
pupil desiring toN1Q so may take the
course pencM notebook and a
Bible are all that will be required to
begin the course.
1O.3O-Morning worship and sermon.
l2:OO-Sunday school.
7:00-B. Y. P. U.
S:OO-Evening worship.
Wednesday, mid-week serv-
ice.
There will be special music botn
morning and evening. In the evening
Mr.. Gale will have charge of the sing
ing and will give special number.
A cordial invitation is extended to
strangers and visitors to worship with
US.
L. r. JOHNSON.
ST. GEORGES CHURCH (EPISCO.
PAL).
Rev. T. Dewhursi, Rector.
Services tomorrow:
10 A. M-Church Sunday school.
II A. M.-Morning prayer and SER
mon.
We would like to draw the attention
of the parents to the profound import.
ance of the church Sunday school,. We
are building for the future let us, see
to it that religious principles have
~: &,.,,o r1nnn CnnH
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17

your children to Sunday school. A
better plan would be to bring them.
Everybody welcome. The musical part
of service tomorrow will be in charge
of Mrs. Herman Schelfer, assited by a
reorganized vested choir. There is Il
place, a welcome and a work for you
at this church. Come and see.
Sunday school will be held at three
O'Clock in the afternoon at Christ
church, sMandan, this will be followed
by evening prayer and sermon at foul
O'Clock.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
McCABE METHODIST EPISCOPAL.
CHURCH.

At the hour Of morning worship, the
Sacrament of the Lords Supper will
be administered. The special music
will consist of selection by the quar-
tet and a solo by Mrs. Targart. The
quartet will be composed of Mrs. Tar
gart, Miss Ramp, Mr.. Nosgle and M.
Lobach. The attendance OF the entire
membership Of the church is urged, al,
this will be the last sacramental sery
ice this conference year. ..r
Sabbath. school at - o'clock, with
classes for all. Young people who are
not attached to any other school are
given special invitation to come and
join us. C. w. Moses, superintendent
A helpful service for young people
at Z o'clock. This is rally day serv.
ice and will be conducted by the pres
ident of the Epworth League. You will
be made welcome. Miss Eva Dingle
president.
The theme of the Sunday evening
address will be What Does the Cos.
pei Mean?" Special music as follows
Trio-"Holy Father, Thou Hast
Taught Us" ................B Belche!
Mr.. Targart. Mr.. Nosgle7 and Mr.
49,. d ]. Quigley. 49, :. 81
Solo Selected by Mr.. Halversop.
Anthem-"Be Thou Exalted
.s..... Ira B. Wilson
The large chorus choir.
AS this will be my last service il
Bismarck before removing to another
conference and city, will appreciate
your presence.
C. H. QuigiCY. Minister.
The Bismarck tribune., 1921-09-17
CHURCH NOTES

ST. MARY'S PRO.CATHEDRAL.
s O'Clock a. m. Low Mass and Holy
Communion and English sermon. 2s
9:15 a. m. Low Mass and German
sermon.
10:30 a. m. High Mass and Eng.
lish sermon. f .Rss
Father Hiltner, Pastor.
MCKENZIE & STERLING CIRCUEr.
notwithstanding service lO:39 a
m. g@,sA
Sterling Preaching service 1915
noon.
Sunday school 100 a. m.
misunderstanding service 500
p. m.
Sunday school 11:0O a. m.
A cordial invitation is extended to
everybody.
Rev. VIM. Schoffstall. Pastor.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-02-07
VENTURES IN COMMON SENSE
BY ED. HOME

in history of
which
according weknown live die according the
maeials making
a believe
tried
materast believe parents directing chill
a
destructive but useful
materaist
condition
maeial Christmas
Santa Claus did not down
materast If careful
taught
dishonest
better
naeialis.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-02-07
Rippling RHYMES
THE WALLER.
BY WALT MASON

A cold wet wind blows from the
sea, and puts rheumatics in my knee:
my sole remaining tooth gets sore.
and aches until it seems a bore. The
wind comes signing from the sea, all
day, and puts crimp in me. But on
the hills, some miles away. the breeze
is warm throughout the day, the sun
shine on the landscape CLOVIS, and
there an old gent might repose with
out an i'll TO cause him grief, without
occasion for beef. Why then, you
ask, do l remain, upon the seashore
and complain? Alas, could not hap.
Ply be. where everything is fair to see;
unhappy is the wight who wakes to
find his person free from aches; he
has no topic and no theme to justify
a roar or scheam. l sit and watch the
seagulls wheel, and tell the world how
tough / feel; describe the ache that
racked my head last evening when l
went to bed, detail the symptoms l
possess, and analyze my souls dis
tress, and life seems sweet and full
to me, when dank winds come in
from. the sea. I might be freed from
all my ills, they tell me, if l sought
the hills, but then I'd have no good
excuse for shedding tears to beat the
deuce.