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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17

Wash, and have never felt better than
have the last two years. | can work,
eat, sleep, and feel as strong as can be.
Doctors told me | could never have
children-I was too weak but after
taking Vegetable Compound it strength
ened me so l gave birth to an eight
pound boy. was well all the time, did
all my work up to the last day, and had
a natural birth. Everybody who knew
me was surprised, and when they ask me
what made me strong tell them with
great pleasure, l took Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and never
felt better in my life Use this testi-
ronial at any time. Mrs. ELIZABETH
SMART, 142 W. Sixth ST., Lowell Mass.
This experience OF Mrs. Smart is surely
a strong recommendation for Lydia E.
Pinkham' S Vegetable Compound. It is
only one Of great many similar cases.
advertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
HAYNES SAYS LIQUOR
RULING is HINDERED
BY PROPkCANDISTS
(By Associated PressN

DETROIT, Mich, Nov. 17-Much of
the talk that the prohibition law can
not be enforced is the result of propa-
ganda seeking to break it down, Roy
A. Haynes, the federal prohibition
commissioner, told the national con
ference of the Methodist Episcopal
church here today.
The first militant force against the
enforcement of the 18th amendment
Commissioner Haynes said SIS a high
ly developed and persistent propa-
ganda which seems to be organized in
certain quarters. 1t has as it's pur-
pose the impression upon the public
mind that prohibition is not enforced
and cannot be cnforced-and this be
cause of the uppopularity of the dry
law among the masses of the people
There is no law against any effort
to amend our constitution but we
should bear in mind thai organizations
seeking to repeal the 18th amendment
must keep to their task and not at
tempt to nullify this law or prevent its
operation while it remains a part of
our constitution
Humor Perverted.
Taking up the remark that the pro-
hibition law is joke, Mr. Haynes OBJ
served that I'VE have allowed the law
less and disconnected to pervert our
sense of humor"
THE law will cease to be a joke, !"
he declared, when the law reaches
the men who today treat it as joke,
and who bring the law into disrepute
by their attitude and their actions to-
ward it. The law will be taken seri-
ously when it is seen that there are
| none above the law"
Judges expressing 'disdain" of the
act from the bench were told by the
| prohibition commissioner that 1T is
time that such judges took the matter
OF prohibition more seriously"
In my judgment" he said, Tight
fines and long delays in bringing cases
to trial have contributed in no small
way to the spirit of defiance in which
the bootlegger holds the law"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
CREAM CLEARS A
STUFFED-UP HEAD
Instantly Opens Every Air
PaSSage-ClearS Throat.

If your nostrils are clogged and
your head is stuffed because of nasty
catarrh or a cold. apply a little pure,
antiseptic cream into your nostrils. 1t
penetrates through every air pas
sage. soothing and healing swollen,
inflamed membranes and you get in
slant relief.
Try this. Get a small bottle of
Ely's Cream Balm at any drug store.
Your clogged nostrils open right up;
your head is clear; no more hawking
or snuffling. Count fifty. All the
stuffiness, dryness, struggling for
breath is gone. You feel fine-Ad-
yertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
Lessons in Correct English

Don't Say:
You should not BLAME 1T ON him.
l USED TO COULD repeat the
whole of Thanatopsis.
We have CHOSE him as our chair
man.
| SEEN him yesterday.
I haven't SAW her since last Mon
day.
Say:
You should not BLAME him.
I USED TO BE ABLE to repeat the
whole of Tranatopsis.
We have CHOSEN him as our chair
man.
l SAW him yesterday.
I haven't SEEN her since last Mon.
day.
Spokane is said to be the only city
in America to own a mountain. 1t is
thirty miles from the city and is called
Mt. Spokane.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
Ripping RHYMES
THE CORONER
By Walt Mason

The coroner is busy, he seldom has q
rest; he rides in his tin Lizzie to hold
another quest. He wears out teams
of horses when Lizzie will not go; TO
sit on clammy corses he journeys to
and fro, For every passing minute
boOleggers sell their booze and there
is venom in il, and juice of oyershoes,
and sudden death and thunder, and
powdered bones and crime; and he
who drinks goes under. long before his
time. Some voters think it funny to
beat the NOlstead law, and so they
spend their money for poison rank and
raw. The coroner is toiling through
bitter winds and strong; his clients
will be spelling if they are kept too
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
TODAY'S 7 AK
JUST A LITTLE BETTER
BY George Matthew Adams, of "You Cam" "Take

If will your just
before. will a
That is what told writer who day
recipe
n who the medf
thngtrying
those who think
The great artist is never satisfied The inventor nvents
know
ment before he would let the world anything
doing
Do work just little better than it has
will
Life is extremely hard m how
it. s
the
from unbearabIe.
There satisfaction doing
And leave
The chaff removed
the multitude
you are discouraged in work do just little better
Failure climbing ability.
Never think that what
GOING
Thinking you in longest
lane.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
After Dinner Trick S

No. ia Broken Match restored
A match is wrapped in 4 handker-
chief and then broken; opening the
handkerchief the match drops out TN
broken.
Another match is previously con-
cealed in the hem of the handkerchief
1t is this match that is broken through
the folds Of the cloth, hence the mar
velous restoration.
To 7epcat the rick. using any hand
6erchief. the performer holds the clotn
TO a spectator 5 ear, so that ne can ac-
tually hear the match being broken.
yet the restoration is again arccn-
plishcd
The match is not really broken. The
performer merely snaps his finger nail
with his thumb nail, The sound exactly
resembles the breaking Of match. ana
will deceive the keenest observer.
copvright 1921. by Public Ledger Companv
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17

tOI a lOllS I'D al
holiday. The state
ment coming at this
time allays fears
that Kato, the mil
itary leader, would
oppose all prOpos.
ais looking toward
real arms limita,
ton.
The admiral Is at
present minister OF
the navy in the Jap
anese cabinet. Ac.
cording t o Who's
Who in Japan" he
was born in 1859.
OF SamuTai stock
graduated from the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17

hawai- CUIItSS, u q
reached his present rank in 1908. Dur
ing the Russo-Japanese war he is said
to have been the right hand officer
of Admiral Togo and Kamimura."
Admiral Kato was chosen as a dele
gate, according to the Japan Adver-
tiser Of Toxic, because he has ex-
pert knowledge of the parts of the
Pacific which viii come under review,
and also is d skilled diplomat with a
knowledge of English
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17

of BergdOll, all she has to do is to de-
clare war.
The deadlock has been abolished in
wrestling, but those who admire it can
still see it in football
Even young people who are married
in airplanes get back to earth eventual
ly.
Does disarmament include rolling
pins and flatirons?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17

w DIS very irregular.
If | did any house
cleaning or washing
| would faint and
have to be put to
bed. my husband
thinking every min
ute was my last.
After reading your
textbook for women
/ took Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound and
used the Sana+iVa
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
Who S Who in the
Day S News
ADMIRAL kATO

Admiral Kato, spokesman Of the
japanese delegation at the arms con-
ference, has won worldwide applause
with the declaration that Japan &C
cepts in principle the Hughes proposal
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17

ADVICE FOR WOMEN VIII ST fe TT
Il advise every woman who suffers
with kidney trouble to try toIey MA
nav pills" writes Mrs. Bessie Brawner,
5552 Scoville Ave. Cleveland, O. I
could not do my housework' but since
yaHv Woman and am able TO do my
work. Rheumatic pains, W n
ankles. backache, stiff joints, sore
muscles and sleep disturbing bladder
s{inents. indicate disordered kidneys.
Foley Kidney Pills act promptly. A
G Luken Drug Co.. 626-62S Main st,
Advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
This WOMAN'S
EXPERIENCE
Brings a Ray Of Hope to
Childless Women

Lowell, Mass. -" had anemia from
the time ! was sixteen years old and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
Musings for the Evening

Three thousand less marriages in
1921 in New York than the preceding
year. Peace is gradually settling over
the country.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
After Dinner Stories

is your boy making himself useful
on the farm since he got out of col
lege?" asked the rural neighbor.
Not yet" said Mr. Cobbles, but
I've painted the tractor bright red,
put a big horn on it and hung a license
tag at the rear. and I'm hoping that
after while I'll be able to persuade
Sam 20 drive IT occasionally instead
OF a sport car
"Rastus.' said the Judge sternly,
you're plain no-account and shiftless,
and for this fight I'm going to send
YOU away for a year at hard labor.
please. judge interrupted Mrs.
Rastus from the rear Of the court
room, will yo' honah jes' kinder split
dat sentence? Don't send him away
from home, but let dat hard labor
stand
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17

Miss Hortense S. Stollnitz, world, 5
champion typist, takes a tlVe-mlle
walk each day.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17

Headline says: Monkey Bites Doc
tor Probably the money didn't want
to lose his gland.
According to cable they are living a
wild night life in Vienna. The same is
true in New York. A man arrested
the other night for throwing a news
paper in the street.
They are wondering where to hold
the convention of women who favor
long skirts. Why not in d telephone
booth.
If Germany really wants to get rid
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-17
In BIisters On Little Girl. Skin
Sore and Red. Cuticura Heals,

When my little girl was four
months old eczema broke out on her
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-09-03
HAD IDEAL DEMOCRATIC RULE
In Early Years of the Republic, Roman
Citizens in Mass Meeting
Enacted Laws.

The constitution of the Roman re-
public, especially during the early
centuries of its existence. was demo.
cratic beyond any constitution known
today. The citizens of Rome assem-
bled in a mass meeting called the
cOmitia, and enacted the laws, and the
people each year elected two chief ex-
ecutiye officers, who We're called con-
suls. Another important office was
that of the tribune, who was also
elected for year. He possessed the
veto power, that is, he could veto or
annul laws passed by the comitia,
and was held TO be the special and
powerful guardian Of popular rights
and the welfare of the commonwealth.
The number was increased, and the
body of tribunes became one of the
most powerful parts of the govern
ment. According to the modern use
of the word, tribune is champion
of the rights and liberties Of the peo-
pie.
The word also had another mean
ing, being used as a name for plat
form and especially the platform and
pulpit-like structure in the French
chamber of deputies from which 3
member addresses the assembly.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-09-03
Stones That Absorb Water.

Stone Is by no means impervious to
water. Some kinds, notably coarse
sandstones, hold q large percentage.
Even marbles absorb quantities. The
absorptive capacity Of limestones
ranges from per cent or more
down to practically zero. Porous
limestones to which the pore space
ranges from 10 to Is per cent, will
absorb from 4 to per cent OF
water, according to the United
States geological survey, Department
of the Interior, whereas seRlcrystal-
line and crystalline limestones or mar
bles have lower percentages of pore
space and absorption, such marbles as
those from Vermont, Tennessee and
Georgia being almost nonabsorbenf-
Pumice stone, which is usually lighter
than water, owing TO its great amount
Of pore space, will absorb large guam
titles of water; obsidian and volcanic
glass which are of the same chemicai
composition as pumice stone. but sew
eral times heavier than water, will alb
sorb none. Quartzite, granite and the
numerous eruptive rocks are praeu-
cally imperviOus to water.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-09-03
It Is Impossible for Modern Society to
Part Company With It's Past
By CALVIN COOLIDGE, Vice President

The pressing requirement of the present hour not how
problems but Where find the sustaining
influences for the realities of e How justify the existing
republic? rely for continual
n of that service of sacrifice which has made modern civilization
possibleG
impossible for society break off with its past 1t the prod
all which has gone before We could not cut ourselves off from all
which existed prior the Declaration of Independence and
undertaking ignore all that happened before that
date.
The principles and ideals which depend not only for
modern culture but believe for continuance of the
opment Of science ITSELF from the classics All this is the
that the sciences and the professions reach their highest develop
ment the supplement of classical education
There has been theory that all learning ought be at trans
lated commercial activities Advancement however
can not be insured without culture
Unless Americans shall continue live in something than
present. be moved by something than material gains they will
other peoples have gone down before
moral force The will endure creation
K is the result of long training
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-09-03
Cookies Of the Heart"

Psychologists will tell one that there
are no Cookies in the heart, and yet
people have asseverated for many
years that certain incidents nav
warmed the cookies Of their hearts
Etymologists have been puzzled ove
the expression, and so far have sougn'
In vain its derivation. The theory
most favored lies in the general ~
semblance. more fancied perhaps thah
real, between the human heart anu
the cockleshell, the base Of the heart
being compared to the hinge OF inc
bivalve.
Whether by coincidence or other-
wise, the scientific name Tor the
cockleshell family is cardium, NEAR
Ing the heart. from the Latin, althous'
originating In the Greek langusss'
The cockleshell long ago was the GU
blem of the pilgrim returning HUI
the Holy land.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-09-03
Plans Airplane
Flight to Pole

tant part of the attempt-the trans
polar and trans-Arctic flights to be
made from Point Barrow, Alaska, Mr..
Naulty announced, and the route to
the pole will be, as far as flight condi-
tons permit, along the meridian Of
155 west. The distance from Point
Barrow to the pole is 1000 nautical
miles. and 1t is the plan that the first
stop will be made half way.
The second stop is to be made at the
north pole or as near as there Is
landing. The route will then be to
Spitzbergen, landing west of Andrae
Point.
From Spitzbergen, the fourth leg of
the flight calls for landing at Bear
Island, and thence to North Cape, Nor
way.
Only One Plane to Go.
Mr.. Naulty said that only one plane
would be used.
The complete route will be from
Seattle to Ketchikan, Alaska; Ketchi-
kan to Anchorage, Anchorage to Nome,
NOlue u UNI DdIiVWp unu thShSS
across the polar regions to North Cape,
Norway, and thence by taxi flights via
Christiania and Stockholm to London.
From Point Barrow across the pole
to Spitzbergen, a distance Of 1900 nau-
teal miles, will be regarded as the
transpolar flight. From Point Barrow
to North Cape, a distance Of 2.4OO
miles, will be regarded as the trans
Arctic fight.
Mr.. Naulty said he had been con-
vinced by years Of study Of data OF
ocean, ice, and wind currents that land
exists In the form of an archipelago
isolated mountain peaks, or a low
range Of "tailing out" hills. in the re-
gion lying between 40 west and 135
east and 20 north and the pole.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-09-03
DINNER JACKET is SAVED"
English Authorities on Dress Give II
New Lease on life-Approved
for Most Occasions.

London.-A report that the dinner
jacket was doomed has for some time
worried men I'm London who conform
TO the DEGREES of the styles makers.
But the London correspondent of
the Manchester Guardian comes along
with the good news that it is the cor
rect thing and that 1t is here to stay.
the best authorities on dress asserting
that, except when ladies are in the
party, the dinner jacket with a black
tie will continue to be worn at the
smartest theaters, and also will con-
tinue to ne generally worn in the best
clubs.
While there has been a strong re-
vival In "dressiness" In London re.
Gently, the fact is obvious that it was
a long time ago and In another sort
Of a world when King Edward re.
marked to a young man who appeared
In the Marlborough club one night in
a dinner jacket: Are you going to q
fancy dress ball tcnightT
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-09-03
LONDON HAS DOG CEMETERY
Founded Nearly Twenty Years A..
Ground Set of Is Now Over.
crowded With "Grayesp

Comparatively few Of London's vie.
itors-or inhabitants either, for ,,a,
matter-find their way TO the a.,
cemetery in Hyde park, SAYS cor
respondent. Situated in corner op
the park it is so shut in by trees an,
thick hedges that the ordinary nassers-
by would hardly notice il. but il 10
well worth visit. Nearly 20 years
ago the favorite dog of an old gentle.
man living near the Victoria gata
died. His master obtained permis.
sion TO bury his canine friend in ths
garden belonging To the cottage no.
cupied by the gatekeeper, and so tho
dogs cemetery was started. Soon
there were other applications from
people who wanted to find quiet rest.
ing-place for their pets. and now the
cemetery is so crowded that mora
ground will have to be taken or the
cemetery closed. and dogs funerals
things of the past. Not being reserved
solely for dogs, cats and even one
monkey are buried there. The GENE.
terry is neatly and carefully kept. The
graves are marked by miniature head.
stones, while on many, flowers are
planted. and some are kept constantly
bright with fresh wreaths. Some Of
the epitaphs are curious. while many
are pathetic, and nearly all express
a hone of meeting in some futura
world.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-09-03

This sort Of work may throw light
on many of the biological problems,
such as heredity, and should have an
application on medicine. The expert
ment is not exactly along my line OF
work, and 1t is my intention TO turn
what facts l have over to the Univer-
sity of California or the California
Academy of Science for further con-
sideration, If they care for them.
1.-The value of my discovery Will be
q possible diagnostic factor in neurol-
ogy and a contribution to biological
knowledge, l believe" said Doctor
Haley, when asked what his findings
might be used for.
1.-The 'etheric double is not spiritu-
alistic, but, as l say, biological and,
aided by the power of the human body
and psychic mechanism effects on the
body, it may be applied to medicine.
1t is my firm belief that system or
medical diagnosis may eventually be
founded on the theory" the doctor
concluded.
Doctor Haley said he had been
working on his latest experiment but
one month.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-09-03

invite the scientists take the lead and point the way!
hopes while voters will be able to discover the
possibilities of politics. they will Also paradoxlca as 1t may see
the limitations of politics. and not imagine as some men appear
Ito everything settled by public meeting general cleo
1ton cabinet council.
The quarreg the sharing out of the wealth now
available Women however would be enough to do
sharing there for they have always managed that IN
their homes
The real difficulty they know by experience is to have enough to
difficulty precisely the for up the
total wealth available for the community has never been
the most ideal system imaginable to give
to individual life worth living from the material point OF vew
This that poverty be done away with until more
produced for consumption by the people That where science
teaching of producing increased
wealth. producing without drudger that the
cares
But scientists have undertaken finer and nsru-
needed these money and this form of science lendowed
he stupidity the tragedy of it'll Millions of lost through
industrial dog fights the much too bare bone
prnay And all the time the scientists who the really
defective reom find their work starved and him
idered for of the necessary funds
One further supreme task falls whose influence, now
begins than did the past
ths-to open their spiritual truth recognize that material
vastly important though is ought to be made means to
pu place the watch tower looking with far
Marching eyes revelation for which the soul of the world
|yssms.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-09-03
MARSHAL JOFFRE IS BIG FEEDER

During the battle of the Marne,"
says the chef, "the general put away
enough food to feed three ordinary
men,"
Then he adds naively:
81 hope monsieur lie marechal won't
mind what say about the general"
One Of the most amusing incidents
related by the chef Is that on Sep
TENDER II, when 1t became clear that
the enemy was in full flight north
ward and that the battle was won.
congratulations were in order, and he
received instructions that the menu
for the dinner should be as much Of
banquet as his raw material would
permit
Just as the meal was about to be
completed British automobile came
up to headquarters with a basket of
champagne as a token Of congratu-
lation TO the French staff. 1t came
from q British unit Sin liaison." The
chef was just getting ready to serve
it when he noted that the bottles bore
a German mark, and he informed the