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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05

Green; trustee, c. N. Bragg, and the
appointed officers. The installing of
fcers were District Deputy President
Alice E. Danforth; assisted by Depu-
ty Grand Marshal, Mabel G. Bragg
and Deputy Grand Warden Cora
Hurley, Deputy Grand Secretary EN-
ma Bickford, Deputy Grand Treas
urer Alice S. Baker, Deputy Grand
Chaplain Lila French, Deputy Grand
Inside Guardian Minnie S. +. Burns.
Encampment-Chief Patriarch r. w.
Green; senior warden, I. ". Dyer;
high priest. Lyle Moore; Junior war
den, F. j. Locke; recording scribe. E
B. Chase; treasurer, l.. E. Jacobs;
guide, David Wothee; first watch,
Edward Spear; second watch, H. C.
Young; third watch. Hiram Bearce;
first guide of the tent, r. c. Weston;
second guide of the test, Matthew
Green; inside sentinel, Ernest Rick
ard; outside sentinel, Clyde Black
well. The installing officers were
Harold hatcher of Athens, assisted
by Harris Flanders of Skowhegan.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
Joint Installation
Marks Rebekahs'
25th Anniversary

The joint installation of Priscilla
Rebekah Lodge and Tarmenas En-
campment, /. o. o. F., was held in
I. O. o. F. hall on Tuesday evening.
At $50 a delicious supper was served
in the banquet hall, under the direc-
ton of Mrs. Carrie Burke, Mrs. Car
rie Cole, Mrs. Ella Jewett, Mrs
Louise Furbush. Mrs. Florence Locke,
Mrs. Flora McPheters, Mrs. Rose
Burrill and Miss Celia Packard. On
the ,menu were escalloped oysters,
cold meats, escalloped potatoes, cram
berry sauce. hot rolls, cream cakes,
tarts and hot coffee.
After supper the following officers
of Priscilla Rebekah Lodge and Tar
menas were installed: Rebekahs-
Noble grand, Ava Sheridan; vice.
grand, Bessie Edwards; secretary,
Sarah Dyer; treasurer. Pauline
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
BOWDOINHAM

Word has been received in town OF
the marriage of DR.. Albert NJ. Carde
to Miss Laurel Susanna Moors of Car
mel, on Dec. Is. Miss Moors is grad
uate Of the Maine general hospital
training school in 1916 and has since
practiced her profession in and around
Portland. During the past summer
Miss Moors has been hotel nurse at
THE Balsams'' at DiXville Notch, N
H. DR.. Carde is well known in town,
being the son of j. Pearl Card of the
Ridge. He graduated from Bowdoin
medical school in 1919 and has since
served as House Doctor in the Maine
general hospital, Portland, and also as
acting assistant surgeon in the U. s..
Public Health Service. After a short
trip to Portland and Boston, DR.. and
Mrs. Carde returned to Lake View,
where they have charge of a hospital
for the American Thread Co. The best
wishes Of all go with them.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
DRESDEN

Mr.. and Mrs. +. NJ. Little returned
on Dec. 90 from Boston. where they
visited their daughter. Gladys. for two
weeks.
Rev. j. ID. McGraw, who was thrown
from his team some time ago. is gain
ing slowly, but is not yet able to be
out.
Bridge Academy commenced the WIN
ter term, Jan. !.
Alice Russell. who has been visiting
friends in this place. returned to Port
land on Saturday. Jan. l.
Harold Pushard of Bath. VINO has
been visiting his parents, returned on
Sunday.
John .Houdlette. who passed The
Christmas vacation with his parents.
returned to his school Saturday. where
he is teaching manual training.
w. S. Blen, who fell on the ice seine
time ago. is recovering slowly.
MILLS-F. Allen is home from Water
vile.
Owen Blinn was taken suddenly i'll
Sunday.
Bridge Academy opened Jan. Ord, at
ter the holiday recess.
Miss Alice Russell has returned to
her duties as teacher in Bridgewater,
Mass. having visited her several
friends in the village.
F. Nj. Little made a business trip to
Wiscasset Friday.
The installation of Olive Branch Chap
ter No. 156 o. E. S. will be held Tues
day night.
Rev. J. d. McGraw is gaining rapidly
G. II. Mcdonald entertained a party
at whist Saturday evening.
The many friends of Ellen BIckrord
Robbins are sorry to hear of her re-
cent sickness.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
Points in Making Farm Lease

In the following series of questions,
designed to serve as a sort of stop.
look, and listen warning to farmers
who have to do with lease contracts,
the author of Farmers Bulletin 1lGi
summarizes the main points to be TAX
en- into account in drawing I'D a farm
lease.
lis it SO written that its meaning
will be clear at any later time?
rs it fair to both parties?
Does it give the tenant a reason
able opportunity TO make a comfortable
living and 10 get ahead?
Does it require proper and conser-
vative care of the premises leased?
Are all desired reservations TO The
lease made?
Are the things stated which each
party is to do and to contribute?
Docs it make clear the rights and
privileges of each party:
Docs it define the relationship be-
tween landlord and tenant and provide
Tor the settlement of differences of
opinion?
Does 1t contain statement Of the
procedure to be followed when the re-
iationship of landlord and tenant is to
be terminated?
Does it contain the following essen
t!als to legally complete lease
i. The date it was made
e The names and the final sigma
ture of contracting parties.
d The period for which the lease
is to run.
q. y description of the property
leased.
% An agreement in respect to the
amount OF rent TO be paid and the time
when and the place where it is TO be
paid. Farm Life.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
RICHMOND
Local Man Heads Legion Post
in Poland-Worker at MILF
ken Mill Breaks Wrist.

Frank Ray McKenney of this town is
one Of the first three officers to be
chosen to head a post of the American
Legion recently established in War
saw. Poland. Frank r. Mckinney is
now an American Red Cross worker
in Warsaw. He Joined the Red Cross
forces in Poland after serving in the
army. Ray is the son Of Richmond's
postmaster. and Mrs. Morrill, McKen-
ney. He left Richmond for Poland
last spring.
Ray Sedgley, who is employed at the
old Milliken mill which is being torn
down, had the misfortune to break his
wrist while returning home after work
Monday night. He was riding IN the
cart Of one of the workmen when the
horses started quickly and threw him
out
Howard Randlette returned Monday
to U. Of NJ, after passing the Christ
mas vacation at the home of his par
ents r1f. and Mrs. J. w. Randlette.
The Kennebec river in front of the
town is open again, from Crosby ship
yard nearly to the ferry-quite I'M
usual for this time of year.
Representative F. B. Peabody went
to Augusta Monday to be there to att
tend the opening of the Legislature on
Wednesday.
Clinton c. Gardiner recently lost the
end Of one finger while at work at the
old MIlIilsen mill.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Rogers have
returned from Boston. where they
have teen passing the holidays.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Wade have gone
to VaSsalboro, where they will pass
the rest of the winter.
Telephones have been installed at
the residence of Elmer Rogers, No
66-13. and at the store of F. Dessier
No. 7i-3
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05

The Missionary Reading Circle of
the Federated church will meet on
Thursday afternoon at 3 O'Clock in
the church parlors. owing to the an
nual meeting of the League being
held in the church parlors Friday,
the day of meeting of the Missionary
Circle has been changed to Thurs
day. A good attendance is desired
as 1t is the annual meeting and the
election of officers will occur.
The regular meeting of Sunset
Chapter, Order of Eastern Star, No.
53, will be held on Friday evening in
the Masonic hall. An interesting
program will be given. directed by
the past worthy matrons, who will
also serve refreshments.
The florist business conducted on
Madison avenue for many years very
successfully by the late Frederick G.
Danforth will be continued under
the firm name of +. G. Danforth Co.
The members of the new firm are
Mr.. Danforth's widow, Mrs. E. M.
Danforth and daughter, Miss Alice
T.. Danforth and son Harold F. DAN
pleased to know that the business
is to be continued and wish for the
new firm the same success that the
business had always enjoyed.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmeh McNeelie. who
lave been recent guests of Mrs. Nc
Neelie's uncle, Llewellyn Goodwin.
and her cousin, Miss Lola Goodwin at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. +. 3.
Briggs, have returned to their home
in Brookline. Mass.
The annual meeting with election
Of officers of the Federated Working
League will be held on Friday after
noon in the parlors of the Congre-
gational church. A supper will be
served for members and honorary
members, especially the gentlemen,
are cordially invited. On account of
the large membership of the league
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
WAYNE

The annual business meeting and
roll call of the Wayne Baptist church,
was held on Dec. 81. Mrs. ]. NJ. Pike
OF Turner was present. Mr. Puring-
ton was elected Superintendent of the
Sunday school. All present report a
profitable service.
G. G. Bisbee is cutting telephone
poles and preparing to have q. tele-
phone put in.
Wayne Grange held an aIl-day
session on Jan. l. In the forenoon.
c. w. Norris reported the State
Grange. After good dinner, Fred
Walker installed the officers for the
ensuing year.
An all-day meeting of the Farm
Bureau will occur at Grange hall.
Wednesday, Jan. 5. 1t is hoped to
form a ladies' branch in Wayne at
that time. Mr.. Day and Miss Clark.
county workers, will be present.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
PITTSTON

EAST-Harold Boyd left Friday for
Boston, where he will visit relatives
for a few weeks.
Mrs. Ada Stilphen of South Pittston
was the weekend guest of her daugh-
ter. Mrs. Willard II. Hunt.
Mrs. Murray McKown passed the
weekend with her husband, who is
located in Dover. N. H.
E. Fl. Reid has returned to his duties
in Exeter, N. H., after a short visit
at his home in this village.
Mrs. G. S. Dow is the guest of her
daughter, Mrs. f. K. Sullivan at her
home in Randolph.
Miss Lucy King, who has been con-
fined to her home by illness for the
past week. was able to resume her du-
tiles as teacher in District No. 3, Mon
day morning.
Mrs. Orlando Moody of Farmingdale
is a guest at the home Of ]. w. Dock
endorff.
Mr.. and Mrs. e. A. Hanly have rent
ed the residence of F. W, Wiley in
Farmingdale. where they will pass the
winter months.
Mrs. Edward Duggan of Boston ar
rived Saturday, called by the death of
her aunt. the late Mrs. Martin Car
roll
Mrs. G. r. Mansir is the guest of
her daughter, Mrs. Charles Plummer
T in Bangor for a few weeks.
Loren d. Moody. who has been pass
ing some weeks in Gardiner. has re-
turned to his home.
Miss Ida Nash returned Friday from
Chelsea, where she has been the guest
of her sister, Mrs. Forest Morang for
two weeks.
Mrs. Lillian Heath, who has been
for the past two months at the home
of Mrs. Georgia Russell returned Sun
day to Gardiner.
Miss Doris Allen and Albert and Ger
aid Allen were Sunday visitors in Ran
dolph.
Clarence Jameson, who has been en-
ployed in Connecticut for several
months returned Thursday and is the
guest Of his mother, Mrs. c. c. Jane
son.
w. L. SeekinS went Saturday to Wis
casset for short visit with relatives
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05

was a recent guest of her mother. Mrs
Lunt.
Mrs. Margaret Sanford of Gardiner
passed the day Thursday with Mrs. E.
W. Pierce.
Mrs. F. Z. Lane was calling on
friends here Saturday.
Mrs. Phebe Pinkham, who has been
i'll, is much better.
, Rev. c. A. watkins will take as the
"A Trip to Lewiston"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
Church Dedicated at Bath

Interesting services were conducted
Sunday at the Church of the Nazarene
in the society's new edifice at Wash
ington and Lord streets, Bath. 1t was
formally dedicated in the afternoon
when the district superintendent, Rev.
S. w. Beers of Maiden, Mass, preach
ed.
The building was formerly known as
Christ chapel and upon it's purchase by
the Church of the Nazarene was NOV
ed from it's former location at Tru-
fant's crossing in West Bath to the city
limits. There are about % active MEM
bers of the church which has a large
membership in the West and whose
influence is gradually pushing to-=the
eastern states. Rev George w. Riley
of Haverhill. Mass, has accepted a call
to the pastorate and will move his
family to Bath. -
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
Home Missionary Society Meetine q
the Centenary M e Church

The Home Missionary Society of
the Centenary Methodist church was
entertained by Mrs. Herbert L. Mich
OILS at the parsonage Monday after
noon. The business session occupied
only short time, after which a chap
ter from the study book. 1.-THE Church
and the Community" was taken up,
after. which Mrs. Nichols gave an in
teresting talk on 1.-THE Church a-Neigh-
boring" The ladies passed the, after
noon sewing on garments for the little
children in the Italian mission in oPrt-
land.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
This Weeks Activities of the Farm
Bureau

Today. Wednesday, an all-day
meeting will be held at the New
power house at East New Portland
at which time J.. S. Corbett of the
University of Maine will be the
speaker. This evening a meeting will
be at Scion especially to create an
interest among the men and boys for
pure bred calf breeding. Thursday
morning another meeting for the
same purpose will be held at North
Arson. Guy +. Williams, State Club
project leader and Lester Shibles the
State club leader, will address the
meeting at North Arson. and on Sat-
urday the annual meeting of the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
Legion Post Elects

Legion Post Elects
Annual meeting of the Simon
Peters Post, American Legion, was
held on Monday evening in the Post
headquarters in the Merrill block
over Fogg's Drug store. The follow
ing officers were elected: Command
er, Roy L. Marston; vice commander,
Erwin T. Rice; adjutant, Harold
Woodbury.; finance officer, Walter
Lessard; historian, Earl Patten:
chaplain, William Golf: War Risk In
surance and Employment Office to be
appointed by commander.
The executive committee is made
up of the commander, finance officer
and five others. Several new men,
bers were taken into the post. The
organization CT the Ladies' Auxiliary
was discussed. A buffet lunch was
served under the direction of Howard
Herrin and Il. I. Rice. There was a
large attendance and the meeting
was an enthusiastic one.
The knight Rank team and several
members Of Skowhegan Lodge No. 70,
Knights of Pythias. went to Nor
ridgewcck Tuesday evening, where
they attended meeting of Echo
Lodge No. 1903 and worked the knight
rank upon a class of candidates. The
trip was made in hayrackN and the
men had a most enjoyable time.
Mrs. Bert Written passed Tuesday
in Augusta.
Lyndon Lancaster. who was called
home because Of the illness and death
of his father, Charles HI. Lancaster,
has returned to Deadwater. where he is
| manager of the Coburn heirs store
The January meeting of the Pioneen
Past Noble Grands Association will
be held next Monday. Jan. 10, at the
home of Mrs. Lila French on High
street. The meeting is called at 730
o'clock. Members please note the
change in time of meeting from aft
ernool to evening.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05

Fred Sanders of Presque Isle, 81.
prosperous farmer and farm-machine
dealer. ended his life by shooting
himself iii the head Tuesday morn
ing He had been showing symptoms
of arrangement for some time lie
leaves his wife, three sons and a
daughter.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
Phyllis of Canaan were in town Tues

Phyllis of Canaan were in town Tues
day shopping.
Prof. Elmer E. Towne, instructor of
music in the Madison and Skowhegan
schools. went to Augusta Tuesday aft
ernoon.
Mrs. Bruce White and son, James
Fellows White, went to Portland Tues
day afternoon on business trip. To-
day they will attend concert given
in City hall by Arturo Tosganini and
La Scala Orchestra of Milan. Italy.
Ray W. Tobey. former teacher at
Good Will Farm. now instructor in
military school in Massachusetts,, was
in town Tuesday on business.
Mrs. M. E. Beale and daughter, Mil
dred and Florence. were in Waterville
Tuesday afternoon on business.
Mrs. William Fish has returned to
passing several weeks in Boston as a
patient in the Massachusetts, General
hospital.
Mr.. Hanson has succeeded Mr. Muir
ply as clerk at the oxford Hotel on
Water street.
The quarterly meeting of the Wom-
ans Association was held Monday eve
ming If the Rest Rooms with a good
attendance. The president. Miss Han
nah Il. Page. presided. The quarterly
reports were given and showed the af-
fairs of the association to be in an
encouraging condition. The meeting
adjourned to meet in special session
on the first Monday in February.
fAll
this evening to install the Rebekah
officers at a JOINT ceremony with the
subordinate lodge of Odd Fellows:
The district deputy president, Miss
Alice f. Danforth; assisted by the
district deputy marshal, Mrs. Mabel
c.. Bragg: the deputy grand warden.
Mrs. Cora Hurley. the deputy grand
secretary. Mrs. Violet V. Fogg. talk
ing the place Of Mrs. Emma Bickford,
who is unable to go; the deputy
grand treasurer, Mrs. Alice S. Baker;
the district deputy grand chaplain,
Mrs. Lillian Smith, taking the place
of Mrs. Lila French. who is unable
to go. and the district deputy inside
guardian, Mrs. Minnie S. r. Burns.
Senator w. J.. Walker went to Au-
gusta Tuesday afternoon. This af-
ternoon at four O'Clock he will attend
meeting held in the judicial room of
a committee appointed to consider
whether or not the University of
Maine shall become a State institu-
ton. This committee is made up of
three men from the Senate, three
from the House and two appointed
by the Governor.
On account of illness the joint in
stallation of the Russell Post of the
Grand Army and the Russell Relief
Corps will not be held on Friday as
planned but is postponed until next
week. The corps will hold a regular
meeting on Friday afternoon, Jan. Z,
in Grand Army hall and a full at
tendance is wished
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05

Cigarettes rolled in paper dyed del
icate shades of rose, blue, green or
orange are declared by the Pans
Daiiy Mail to be the latest vogue for
women. Women wishing to De really
smart fill their cases with cigarettes
of a tint harmonizing with the color
of their gowns.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05

take HAYES HEALING HONEY. 1t
stops the Tickle. Heals the Throat and
Cures the Cough. Price 35c A free
box of GROVES O-PEN-TRATE
SALVE for Chest Colds. Head Colds
and Group is enclosed with every bot
tle-A6y
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
Mrs. Martin Carroll

Mrs. Martin Carroll, an aged and
much respected resident of this town,
passed away very suddenly Thursday
evening at her home, at the age of "a
years. She was highly esteemed by her
neighbors and friends In the commun-
ity, where she has lived for many
years. She is survived, by a husband.
two daughters, Mrs. Minnie McGugin
Of Gardiner and Mrs. Thomas Dona-
hue Of Augusta, and three sons John
and James Carroll of Gardiner and
Martin Carroll Jr., Of Augusta. Fun
eral services were held at st. Dennis
church. No. Whitefeld. Monday morn
ing. conducted by Rev. FIR McCabe.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05

William L. Tilden Of Poplar Bluff,
Mo-. is now living with his ninth wife.
He is 70 and says that should any
thing happen to his ninth he would
marry the 10th.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
jan5dIt

Somerset Dairyman's Progressive
League will he held at, 10 A. NJ, in
the Farm Bureau agents office in the
Municipal building.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
To Gain Weight

Bither guarantees Bitro-Phospbate
to rebuild the shattered nerves; to re-
place weakness with strength; to add
body weight to thin folks and rekindle
ambition in tired-cut people.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05
William B. Bunker

William y. Bunker of Harmony.
who has been d patient at Somerset
hospital since the last day of October,
passed away Monday night.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-01-05

Henry Pare. who is employed by
the General Electric Co., of New
York, who has been here assisting in
setting up The machinery at the Gen.
trail Maine Power Co. plant. has re-
turned from pleasure trip to Lewis
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-10
Ripping Rhymes
EXPIRED HATRED.
By WALT MASON

Our hatred of the Germans, few
brief months ago, inspired our songs
and sermons, filled every tale of woe;
but now we all are jumping to keep
our rolls from slumping; we are so
busy humping the hatred has to go.
We used to hate the kaiser, the author
of all crime: but now, If were not
wiser. at least we have less time; we
have to WELD our axes while yet the
summer wakes, to pay our income
taxes when comes the winter rime.
I'm glad that angry passion torsakes
the human breast. that we, in kindly
fashion, can let old spectres rest, that
we grow tired of hating, and keeping
teeth a-grating; the rows OF beans
are waiting for hoes, and hoeing' 8
hest. When Kaiseh Bill first started
his we'll known saving stunt, viewed
him granite hearted. and hoped his
saw was blunt; / hoped the wood was
knotted, with rusty nails bespotted,
End that the job dod-rotted would wilt
his martial front. But now | see him
sawine-which is the worst OF jobs
and seem to hear him drawing his
breath in gasping sobs; | pause in my
home brewing, TO wish him easy heW-
ing; for what's the use pursuing with
hate that poor old nobs? | used 10
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-10
Good Evening
BY ROY K. MOUlToN

Keeping house alone in an apart
ment is a wonderful adventure, es-
pecially- when it lasts three months.
For two months we tried to summon
up courgae to cook a mess of ham and
eggs and coffee for ourself. and last
Sunday, having a full day off, we went
at it. We started at z o'clock in the
morning and began peeling the pota-
toes. BY noon we decided We would
get along without potatoes, which was
a wise idea at that, potatoes being
starchy and we being fat. At l
O'Clock, after resting up, we began
on the ham and eggs and coffee. We
wrestled with this proposition until
3 o'clock, when we tried to get the
eggs out of the frying pan. A portion
of them landed on the ceiling and the
rest stuck to the bottom OF the pan,
and when we had time to look at the
coffee we found it had run dry and
the bottom was burned out of the
percolator. The only thing to do was
what we did. We shut off the fire
and left everything standing on the
stove, except the ham. The ham was
burned to the consistency of leather
belt and we saved this to take to the
shoemaker for a pair of half-soles.
Then we went downstairs where
there is a very good restaurant and
had mess OF ham and eggs. A lady
of color has been wrestling with the
dishes ever since, but has threatened
to strike several times. There wasn't
a clean dish in the house when she
arrived. But she is almost through
now and hopes to finish the job by
Thursday or Friday.
Sounds Just Like Home
On Clarendon Hills-Sullivan
square car, going in.
Lady, boarding the car: do I pay
now?"
Conductor-motorman: mo, lady, pay
when you get out"
Lady: "Well, l simply can't get this
fare business through my head.
don't know when to pay"
Conductor motorman: IT'S simple
enough, lady. When you go in you pay
as you go out. When you go out you
pay as you go in."-Boston Globe.
The Minneapolis Messenger Is
grateful to the Creator for dividing
our year into four seasons, thus Civ
ing us four chances to kick.