The New York herald., 1921-06-19

their noses looking glasses, cigarette cases
purses for small coins. handkerchiefs
needles and thread. samples of cloth
and other things of that kind-so there is
really no room for a revolver in the little
bag
Neither should it be necessary to force
woman to kill any one who insults her on
the streets. 1t is asking too much of her.
Killing a man always shocks to a certain
extent the person who does the killing, and
sometimes the i'll effects of committing a
deed of this kind noticeable for days,
particularly in women No. women should
not be subjected to the annoyance of killing
men, "Draughtsman" is correct in saying
there are other ways. The killing should be
done by the bystanders who witness the in
suit to the lady.
WE neS sns a .aS nS1o asg"t Jus, n. one Sars has
w saving thing. and then we are go
ing to quit forever. We dislike it very much,
but we have finally succeeded in training our
tired frame to getting up an hour earlier in
the morning, but we can't get our appetite
adjusted to the evening meal We have
always been accustomed to eating dinner at
dusk.
Now that they have fixed the time so that
the sun does not set until about 7:45 ii is
well on to Q o'clock before we begin thinking
about dinner and that is really the time we
ought to be going to bed If we are going TO
get up at o'clock the next morning under
the deuson that it's ;.
The truth of the matter is that they have
turned the clock the wrong way. Instead OF
having 1t o'clock when il is really 1t
ought to be o'clock when II IL really z.
That would give us an hour longer for sleep
ing in the morning and would place dinner
on the table at the proper time in the eve
ming
We wish 1t distinctly understood that our
opinion was not sought by the Legislators
who perpetrated this daylight saving crime
and further interfered with our personal
liberties So many of the worlds great inn
provements are allowed to progress without
giving due consideration to our ideas.
TT HERE was the European war, for
instance. We had perfectly easy,
= simple method of stopping hostilities
before they began. IL YOU will permit the
expression We would have placed all
kaisers kings cabinets and diplomats at
the head Of their respective armies. and we
would have had the armies say. Lead on.
We will follow" We have a feeling that
they would nave leu tnelf armies nome
again and II would not have been necessary
for the United states to take a hand at all
and end the fight
We would prevent the sinking of subma-
rines by throwing two acids together. form
ing a gas. making a balloon of the ship and
bringing her TO the surface.
We would place a dam across the East
River from F'fteth street to Long Island
city. taking advantage Of the four foot
tide and creating perfectly enormous
horse power.
These are some of the things would
do II we had the authority; but lacking
that we must remain idle 1t reminds us
of what our old friend Uncle Aaron said tc
us once when gave him his first bottle
of near beer. case of which we had or
dered when we were deceived by "A false
friend who told us that by alternately pac'
ing IL on ice and in the sun IL would de-
velop "A kick after two days.
Uncle Aaron closed his left eye and looked
\ inquiringly into the glass after consuming
the contents OF the bottle and then spoke al
If he were the presiding Justice OF tn,
Supreme Court handing down an opinion.
Dish here" hc said deliberately. look