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The Snowflake herald., 1921-03-25

Word was received here Mon
day from Lakeside of the death
there that day of Mrs. Heber
Hansen. one of the pioneers of
that section. She had been sick
for two months or more, tumor
of the stomach causing her
death. Deceased was 55 years
old and leaves, besides a hus-
band, nine living children, and
many other relatives to mourn
her death. The burial took place
Wednesday at Lakeside.
The Snowflake herald., 1921-03-25

John Divelbess, who is running
sheep south of here, was in town
the first of the week.
The Snowflake herald., 1921-03-25

r. E. Hopkins of the Child
ren's Welfare Home, Albuquer-
que, was a visitor in Snowflake
the first of the week.
The Snowflake herald., 1921-03-25

New line of Spring dress goods
70 arrive first of the week at
Bushman's.
The Snowflake herald., 1921-03-25
Snowflake Local and
Personal News Items

the sick list this week.
Work shoes, Scouts, So; Army
shoes, $4. so, at Flake Bros.
Some of the apple, peach and
plum trees in this vicinity are in
bloom.
Frank Adams of Showlow was
in town Wednesday enroute for
business visit in Holbrook.
A. G. McCloskey, clerk in the
local forest office, was a busi-
ness visitor in Holbrook yes
terday.
Mrs. Clara Woolford of Show
low was in town for a short time
Wednesday, being enroute for a
visit in Holbrook.
Noble Rogers left last week
for the southern part of the
state where he expect to get a
sheep shearing job.
Joseph w. Smith made a trip
to the southeastern part of the
county the first of the week,
going as far as Pineyon.
Port Adair reports that he was
at Cooley couple of days this
week setting things right and
consoling the workmen.
Remember the Chamber of
Commerce meeting next Mon
day night. A big proposition is
to be discussed at the meeting.
The preliminary hearing of
Harry Nash, charged with the
murder of one Swartz near Flag
staff, will be held in Flagstaff
on March 29th.
An event on st. Patrick's Day
that we overlooked in our last
issue was the arrival on that
day of a boy at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Andrew Rogers.
Mrs. Clara Tenney, who has
been spending a portion of the
winter in Snowflake with rela-
tives and friends, returned to
her home in Taylor Wednesday.
One fly yesterday and two to-
day were seen in Snowflake.
How are your screens? Better
have h e Green Carpenter
Shop" man look over them be-
fore the rush.
The following from Holbrook
were over Monday night to at
tend DR.. Brougher's lecture:
Mrs. John Flanagan. Misses Mar
guerite Cousins and Loa Cross;
Messrs. C. P. Cooley and Thorn
Evans.
Harvey Moore of HoIbrook and
Bob Bennett are in town look
ing after the needs of the Nav
io-Apache telephone line. The
latter gentleman was recently
put in as lineman for the COM
pany at ST. Jones.
The article in last weeks Her
aid in regard to finding the dead
carcasses of several elk by
Ranger Baldwin on the Chevalon
district, came to the notice of
| State Game Warden Joe V. Pro
chaska. Anyway, the game
warden was in Holbrook this
morning and phoned the local
Forest office that he was leaving
for Chevalon to investigate the
matter.
| Paul F. Vogel, connected with
the Holbrook Business Institute,
was in town for a short time
Monday while enroute for a visit
to towns south of here. Mr..
Vogel informed US that the In
stitute opened for business Mon
day and the prospects are bright
for the success of the school.
With a corps of instructors as
good as you will find anywhere,
there is no occasion to go away
/ from home to acquire a business
The Snowflake herald., 1921-03-25

The Malone brothers of Lin
den were in town Monday.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
AUMANISMS
William Atherton Du Puy

John Sharp williams senior senator from Mis-
sissippi, is somewhat old-fashioned and there
fore did not Immediately submit when hi. secre-
tsry urged that he go to a Turkish bath to break
up cold.
When he finally yielded he was not in a sym
pathetic mood and grumbed bit over the
tropic temperature of the steamroom and swore
under his breath while getting a Senegambian
massage the marble slab.
He yielded to being soaped and lsthered two
or three times, first one side and then the
other. Then he rinsed off nicely and thought
it was all The attendant, however, began
all over again with a handful CT rough salt. The
Senator rebelled.
Look here. Sam" he said. you stop that I
may have been dirty enough to need soap three
times, but l won't have you begin me now
with sand
Josephus Daniels. until recently Secretary of
the Navy relates controversy between himself
and Postmaster General Burleson back in 1913.
Mr.. Daniels had gone up in a hydroplane of the
navy and it was event so unusual as to get a
place on the front page of the newspapers OF the
day.
At a Cabinet meeting Mr.. Burleson protested
He said that Cabinet officer had responsible
ties, that his safety was matter of Importance
to the nation, that his untimely demise was more
e. than personal matter since 1t would interfere
with the program of the Government Cabi-
net officer had no right to do foolhardy things.
Mr.. Daniels should stay out of flying machines.
The Secretary of the Navy took the upbraid-
ing good -naturedly He made so bold as to de-
fend the airplsne. He prophesed that before
he went out of office Mr.. Burleson would be car
rying mail by airplane.
The Postmaster General secuted the idea and
the other members of the Cabinet Joined with
him. And this was only eight years ago.
When Congressman Carl Hayden of Arizona,
was a student at Stanford University he was
tho college orator and the leader of the plebes.
Will and wallace Irwin were there at the same
time and the methods the trio employed in work
ing their way through were often weird. wal
lace Irwin characterized the stories of their ex-
istence a 1.-The short and simple scandals of
the poor"
Copyright 1921, by Public Ledger Coz
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

have for the day. and it's certain there
are going to be interesting surprises
in all directions.
As for poor BILL, the drawing Of
EDDY DUVAL shows that the decree
has gone forth as to how he shall
look. The fans might have hxeA
him up little differently, but he's
gotta do as the fans wish. You may
see him on + street
SCARLET and MAIZE ask
whether the Heard and Seen ball at
the Arcade, April /, is to be a cos
tune affair. Ask the Arcade people
about this, girls.
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust.
Show me a fellow
A grille won't bust.
KATHERINE ".
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
Once-Overs
Copyright 1921, International Feature Service. Inc
GET OVER IT.
By j. y. MUNDN.

In choosing your associates, IL you can be help
full to the younger men women, give them
certain amount of your time, but let your clos
est friends be somewhere your age
slightly older.
You don't want to get the reputation Of having
never grown up?
1t Is fine to be youthful and jolly and happy
but you don't want to be considered abnormal in
your choice OF younger companions.
To be sure Mrs. So and So and Mr.. This and
That-your own age-seem like old fogies to
YOU. but there is certain dignity which goes with
gathering age which commands more respect
than the gddy young thing idea among the very
youthful crowd whom you seek to impress.
Try to carry the dignity and the bearing and
the inspiration which man or a woman of your
age should bear to be consistently and suitably
Aattractive, but don't overdo the matter by being
too frivolous even II you seem to take well with
the crowd.
Remember that laugh does not always mean
approval.
And that applies to the so-csied funny but
better named smutty stories.
The higher the man woman rises In Intel
ngence the less time and the less room he or
she ~ - us&Gantx
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
HOU Much For
Women 'sDresS?
~ XPERTS say a woman needs

~ XPERTS say woman needs
for her complete outfit, y
-, from the union suit out,
$332.75. That does not include gloves,
wells and other fancy things. 1t
does include hats and shoes.
At least ten million women in the
United States never had at one time
$332.75. At least three fur dealers
in one city advertised as great bar
gains "Chinchilla wraps for $4,000
each" One man in New York, not
long ago, sold sable coat to the
wife of an automobile maker for
$4,000. There are millions of
Americans that dress themselves,
their wives, sons and daughters, and
feed them and house them, too, on
less than 81 800 a year. Nobody
knows just what is enough" But
everybody knows that he hasn't got
it.
The countries of Europe are in
debted to the United States Govern
ment now to the extent of about
fourteen thousand million dollars.
Europe suggests, unanimously, that
all the allies, including the United
States, which never was one, should
be called off. Everybody would re-
cite Forgive us our debts as we
forgive our debtors" On the basis
of the New York Evening Post s
figuring. the amount that France
owes the United States, payable now
in cash, would wipe out in forty
two years thirty billion debt
for Germany and more. And
he amount that EnglsAd owes
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
HIS PRE.NUPTIAL VOWS.

MILO H. has some ideas OF whs
he's not going to stand for when h.
gets married. millions Of other mel
have had similar views BEFORE
marriage, and IL there is one of then
able to show that he won out, there
space in this column for him to tel
about it. Listen to Milo:
I'm not going to let my wife
decorate the bed up so / can't
take a flop on it when l want to-"
you can hear her saying, Milo,
get of that clean white spread.
What do you want to muss up
things like that for?'')
I'm going to have every room
in the house a smoking room IL
! want to-" (Yes, you are net,
old SPORTY
I'm going to throw the Sun
day papers on the floor and
sprawl around Sunday morning
as long as l like without q collar
on" (Oh, Lord, these dreams.)
And IL she doesn't like II,
therell be the mischief to pay. i
suppose" (Worse than that.)
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
/, EAR-ADMIRAL GLEAVES i

one of those American seamen
- who say big things in little
words. Witness this
I'VE must have an adequate
navy. The term adequate is hard
to define. But for us our navy
will be adequate when it is better
than any other"
That's good talk.
That's real American horse sense.
Every man in the Congress ought
to stamp those words on his mem
Ory.
Admiral Gleaves has commanded
our Asiatic feet for quite while.
He knows what Japan is doing
and what Japan intends to do.
When he says that the japanese
navy will be as strong as our navy
in seven years, he speaks from su-
perior professional knowledge.
We ought all to pay earnest atten-
ton to what Admiral Gleaves says,
because he is talking about matters
which affect every one of us-every
man, woman and child in our Amer
ica..
Admiral Gleaves says:
1.-THE center of things CONNER
cially has shifted from the Allan
tic to the Pacific. We have great
interests there which need pro-
lection"
That is true. And this shift from
the Atlantic to the Pacific marks the
beginning of a new historical epoch.
War always springs from economic
causes.
Upon the Pacific we are the out
post people of the white race. Sooner
or later we will clash with the vel
low race. The thing may be long de-
layed, but it will come.
Unfortunately for us, there are
other white nations which bear us
no good will and which are more
than apt to join hands with the vel
low race in war upon America.
We have just seen an alliance of
white nations encourage yellow ma
ton to make war upon white peo-
pie, and employ more than million
black soldiers to kill white soldiers
and insult white civilians.
There is no reason to believe that
these same white nations, and others
with them, would not as readily en-
courage yellow and black peoples
to attack America as to attack any
other nation.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
IS THE SIGN CORRECTs
Sign in a Seventh street hardware
store: GALVANIZED FAMILY
OIL CANS" FLATIRON FELIX.
TAKING THEIR PARENTS IN.

I watched a number OF industrious
youngsters do q thriving business at
the White House grounds Monday
taking their parents" in the gates.
Under the yules parents" must be
accompanied by children. One little
red-headed fellow pointed out another
boy who had taken in seventy-three
Of his parents and had earned not
less than 10 cents from each grown
ups. 1t was a prosperous day for
some of the bright ones who under
stood the game.
EAMON SUILLEABHAIN.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
ANALYZING A CAKE.

Empty pockets. Few brains. Mar
celled hair. Bandoline on hair.
Pulled eyebrows. Rouged and lip
sticked. Lash-brow on eyelashes. A
wee-bow tie. Ruffle tail coat. Cream
colored vest. Ben-bottom trousers,
tight at the knee. Cream colored
spats, over lace socks or stockings.
panty patent-leather pumps. Per-
fumed creme de chine handkerchief.
CLEOPATRA II.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
THE BOWIE BLUES.

(The Bowie race track is to open
April -.
Ny. moneys gone, my watch In pawn,
I've got the race track blues.
I've got those weary, dreary kind
Every horse l play runs the other way
Every pony acts so phony.
still they look SO fine,
And vet 1 always lose,
For the wrong horse l choose
These blues make you feel so funny,
when you're always losing your money
These Bowoe race track blues.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

recently observed this sign in
front OF a movie theater: Lionel
Barrymore is playing in The Devils
Garden all this week" II struck me
that there are lots of people playing
in the same garden and they keep
it up for more than one week at a
time. X. K
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
THE GOATS DIGESTION.

That o. G. OF the c.. 0. c. must
be a super-goat. He's going to
get all sorts of mental food
soft and hard-from jokes to
math problems that it'll be hard
for such a promising goat to
digest. We must. remember that
he amt no Jonah AMI won't be
able to bring back what he eats.
Bird IEPORT.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
EN- RAIDS.

Pat (snging a verse OF an old Irish soagD |:
Bryan O'Lynn had no breeches to wear;
He got q goatskin to make him q pair.
with the hairy side out and the skinny
side in,
They're pleasant and cool. said Brys.
O'Lynn."
Mike: That's very ould song. Pat; bUt
could niver get through me schulz what
OLynn did before he got the breeches. y
Pat with a scornful look at Mike): Don't
display yer ignorance, dummy. He got
someone's goat" TOM ANJERRY.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
WHEN NOT TO BOAST.

When a girl keeps braEging about her fell
lows many,
II won't be long before she hasn't any.
It's real tact to try to make your fellow
Jealous.
But don't become egotisticslly zeslous.
DOC RADFORD.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
IL we're going to end our let
ters with lots of love" why
not make it Tots and houses
of love?' TOOTSIE r.

The rain II falls upon the Just:
Likewise on the unjust fellers:
But chiefly on the Just, because
The unjust have the just's umbreliers
SOAKED
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
HAVE YOU NET THEM

Names of two fun makers now come to me
Whom all boys and girls trust
A nd though they're always filled with glee.
They seldom become as boisterous,
Their names may not be plain to see,
But they are 10 Viliar and HI Larity.
II. SMITH
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
SAYS THIS is A FIB.

1 dressed me up and took a stroll
On old + street on Easter sunday,
And Ooh. this il q shameful fb
For me to tell on Easter Monday
The while | mingled with the throng.
Ny arms were trembling to be folding
The forms divine these eyes OF mine
Perforce were everywhere behoidinE.
F.rJ. SCHwAB.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
LEST WE FORGET"

G. o. C.-Grand Old Column.
q. o. o. F.-Grand Order OF Fans.
G. o. B.-Good Old Bill.
o. G.-Office Goat. Oh, Gee!
Column Slogan-Laugh. smile and
be merry. JOE CONKLIN.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

Man on bridge-Caught anything?
Man in boat-Yes, 13 fine trout.
Man on bridge-Do you know who
/ am? I'm the game warden.
Man in boat-Do you know who l
am? I'm the biggest liar in the
country. MARIE VITAL.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

One contributor says he thinks he's
been ''grub-staking the Office Goat
long enough"
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
EVERYTHING'S SET.

The fans are
all set for NUT
DAY. April 4.
w hat theyn
wear that day
in the shape Of
decorations win
be plenty. Some
of them from
w h a I the
W rite) will
show real art
In the way Of
unique dress
evices. And
they're going
to the H a1d S
dance 1t the
re q d e at
night. sure 10
have lots Of
fun.
Hundreds Of
letters tell Of
the schemes the
70 lilo wers Of
the q, o, c,
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
G1EARl sEENa
By BILL PRICE.

Some years ago. my dear Price, when
l enjoyed many moments of Bacchan-
allan hilsrity l encountered q bird who
labelled himself a "misogynist." ! con-
cluded that he was one who had burnt
his fingers toying with one OF the
ladies OF the ensemble" and this aver
sion to women" the usual reaction to
such a liason. He used to warble
women! They make. you think about
them when you ought to be the per.
soniAcation OF concentration. And
they worry you by not writing when
they should and by writing. IN turn,
when they shouldn't They are always
committing indiscretions which you
hear about later and have to bawl them
out for. and then they say that you
do the same things they do. and you
have to admit II to yourself. but tell
them that what is right for a man TO
they ask you why not, and Sou don't
know how to answer. hate women!
One minute they tell you they love you
msdly, and the next minute they are
flirting with your best friend. / reit-
crate. I Hate Womeni They are con-.
tinuslly showing their complete control
over you in front of a crowd OF other
women and when you rebel you are
always the one to apologize and admit
finally persuade them to admit II was
their fault, you never know what to
say. oh, my boy. ! like ever SO many
things. places. people. and so on. but l
DO HATE WOMEN"
And in the same breath he'd ask me
IL Yirginia's phone number had been
changed. RICHARD FORD.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
THE SUPER DUMDDELL.

Bill, don't let the high brows
worry you. A high brow is .
bird whe thinks he isn't q "low
brow" which proves that he Is.
The theory OF the Super Dumb
bell is all wrong. To prove II,
take the Efficiency Expert.
Theoretically, with his mastAr
dome he ought to control the
business. But he doesn't. He
gets s35 week, while the guy
who is supposed to be a hatrack
from the eyebrows up signs all
checks.
MARX Twain, o. Henry, Artensus
Ward, and Josh Billings were
distinctly unhighbrowish. yet
they have no equals for pure
humors So, on with the coiumni
PAUL WHITE.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

A Massachusetts, man who
speaks ten languages married q
girl who speaks only seven.
but our money goes down at
big odds on the lady. NJ. 8.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
YEA. ROl

Were asked to write something original,
But 1 don't know how to begin.
I fear there's nothing original in me
Unless its original sin.
REDDY.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

1t links Canada and the
United States in another
close bond OF marital hos
tility. brings Cuba a little
nearer TO our alimony
theories and compels for
eign diplomats to be very
careful where they hang
their hats.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

Spend an hour on street
and you'll see that the old guys
are never too old to yearn"
and The young ones are never
too young to learn"
CHEERUPADIST.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

ONAx DE-, nOONAA4, cXOAA
TO THE JAPANESE"
Now, everybody who knows any
thing at all, knows that British in
terests on the Pacific and in Asia
have caused an Anglo-Japanese al
lance which has existed long time
and still exists.
Consequently, whenever Japan de
cides to strike at America, she will
have the commercial assistance of
England and the probable active aid
of England's navy, as soon as some
incident of the war can be- made a
plausible excuse for interference.
There is one thing that will make
us always safe from attack by ia
pan or by England and Japan in
alliance-and that is an American
navy which can victoriously meet
the Japanese navy in the Pacific
and the British navy on the Atlantic
at the same kime.
the United States would wipe out
a forty billion debt. All the inter
national debts, including that of
Germany, could be solved if the
United States SHOULD say to France
and England: "All right, I'll call
off your debt, if you'll credit Ger
many with that amount, on a COM
pound interest basis, that would
wipe out all that indemnity, and
start fresh" However, that won't
happen.
The Pennsylvania Railroad says
thirty-six railroads are unable to
pay expenses, twenty-eigh others
failed to earn fixed charges and
taxes last month. In that case, why
not call in the doctor whose name
is Public Ownership The United
States wants railroads, intends to
have them, and EFFICIENT. If
gentlemen that own them privately
can't run them, let the people do it,
paying fair price when they take
them. 1t would have been better
for the railroads if the Government
had taken them over once and for
all, and better for the people.
One of the biggest railroad own
ers in the country, owning tens of
thousands of shares in different rail
roads, told this writer during the
period of Government control that
the country had outgrown private
ownership, and that when the rail
roads went back to the private own
ers, dozens of them would go into
the hands of receiver.
1t seems that this may happen,
although the railroads are permit
ted to make practically any charge
they choose. The price is so high
now that it cuts down tonnage and
makes the motor-tr running on
rubber tires, cheaper. than the rail
road.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
MIR. b. Baer
NOT ONE CENT FOR
TRIBUTE BUT MILLIONS
FOR ALIMONY.

Latest luxurious divorce
case 10 something like the
Versailles treaty. IT takes
in all the territory but
zap Islsnd- ~
The Washington times., 1921-03-30
STANDING ROOM ONLY.

FRED VETrER notes that 4
local drug store features Black
Hawks Rattlesnake OIL" Vet
ter believes there would be stand
ing room only IL the druggist
were to feature "Rattlesnaks
bites a speciality and have .
doctor handy to write out the
prescription.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

A Baltimore man regained his
power of speech by the removal
of two teeth. Now all the men
in Baltimore are trying to ignore
their wives teeth troubles.
HARVARD.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

We're rid OF the seventee-
year locusts. campaign
managers and other 1920 ir-
irritants. but 1921 promises
to be quite a season of ora
tory among the claimants
for decisions by the jury.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

Conservative patri is
thought that Woodrow was
making a mistake when he
was Fourteen Pointing
around the --conclaves of
diplomacy. He should have
insisted on divorce treaties
with. Europe so that we
could have extradited de-
sirable correspondents from
the wilds of Canada.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

A romance without its
sweet-scented divorce trial
is like a rosebush without
its buds. The snappily
married couple cancel their
honeymoon just In time to
prevent the presiding Judge
from fning them for con-
tempt of court.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

Presidential candidates OF
the futuge should be COM
PEELED to specify their par
tisan views on alimony.
This will give Bill Bryan
something new to be wrong
about. ."..
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

1t is possible to grow old
and gray together in that
time. where In the old. un-
fashionable days II took o
lifetime.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

They would rather have
real marriage of only six
weeks.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

Trial marriages of six
months didn't I suit our
wealthy, synthetic cotillion
leaders and followers.
The Washington times., 1921-03-30

Strange thing that a man
might object to his mother
in-law bivoucking in his
house, but he doesn't object
to how many enemies are
on the jury. The old-fash-
ioned proposed trial mar
riage OF SIX months was
frowned down upon by So
ciety people some years
ago.