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Evening star., 1921-12-05

Comfy Felt Slippers, with inlaid quilted
satin vamp, collar and insoles, and small
rosette trimming; soft leather soies. In
pink, rose, light blue, lavender and
eopen and black, 8 pair.
Comfy Felt Slippers. with eut-out de-
sign around top and silk pompom: In
copen, lavender, light blue, rose. taupe.
pink, ecru, purple and orchid. Famous
comfy cushion soies. s. pair.
Hy-Lo Comfy Felt Slippers, which may
be worn with collar turned up or down,
- illustrated. Colors are copen, Light
biue, lavender, rose, taupe. purple, pink.
ecsu and orchid. $z@ pair.
Ysnsa% -GAso 0set1sa, 1Aird lssA
Evening star., 1921-12-05
Women's New Corduroy Robes
Richly Warm at 81 TO sZ8

frots silk that
hil-proof- Shelf be like at least
all
of
romHn or uni
Corduroy Sacque, lined sphh sik
gseuonh T
Evening star., 1921-12-05
Beautiful Evening Scarfs
For Christmas Gifts

SPARKLING IRIDESCENT SCARFS, in delicate shades
OF pink blue, gray and also black $3.50 to $685.
SPANISH LACE SCARFS, beautifully hand-run, in black
and white $3.50 to $35.
AN EXQUISITE REAL APPLIQUE LACE SCARF that
the bride.to-be would appreciate, SIPS.
BEAUTIFUL LIERRE LACE SCARFS. $3.50 to $l8.
FASHIONABLE TOREADOR SHAWLS Of soft silk edged
with deep fringe; plain shades of purple pink white and
black, $3.50. Beautifully embroidered shaws black
broidered in colors SIS; and white white priced $35
Neckwea tion hoor
Evening star., 1921-12-05

Peerless Comfy Felt Ribbon-trimme'
Slippers, with large silk pompon; conf,
felt soles and spring heels. In pink
light blue, Alice blue, lavender, rose
taupe, purple, ecru and orchid. s. pair
Ta;lor-made Comics, with felt orna
ment, soft leather soles and conf.
spring heels; in pink, navy, eopen, wine
rose, light gray, lavender and oxford
s. pair.
Satin Comfy Slippers, made Of quilte'
satin with silk pompom; soft feathel
soles and spring heels. In pink. igh
blue, rose, lavender and black. S pail
Felt Everett-styie Comfy Slippers, brai
bound, with heavy silk pompon; dex
ible leather soles and low heels. Color
are oxford, gray, military blue and blaci
$ pair.
Evening star., 1921-12-05
Just Received More Of Those
Plaid and Striped
SILK BLOUSES $. Is

that have been asking for This assort-
with the Of brown dark green blue or black
model distinguished by its high-low convertible colarthe
other is smart with the v neck tuxedo-szes 81 to A.
Bue aoo. i--i-T~-
Evening star., 1921-12-05
HOLIDAY
Dress Patterns

that women always Ike to receive
These dainty will make
attractive frocks for spring-neatly boxed in
and yard lengths
3o-INCH PERCALE, 81 40 and $1.6s
36-INCH WOLFE, $l.4o and $1.6S
40INCH PRINTED BATISTE, $1.o0 and $228.
32-INCH GINGHAMS $1.o0 and $2.2s
Attractive Kimono Patterns
5-YARD LENGTHS, 30-inch Serpentine Crepe, $l.eo.
6-YARD LENGTHS, 30-inch Serpentne Crepe $2.28
5-YARD LENGTHS, 30-nch Plsse Crepe $1.90.
6-YARD LENGTHS. 3O-nch Plisse Crepe $2.2s.
5-YARD LENGTHS, 3o-nch Printed Cotton Eiderdown
$1.o0.
Evening star., 1921-12-05

28-inch Black Gloria Cloth
Umbrellas, mounted on S-rib
paragon frame, assorte d
handles. s..
u and % inch Black Tape-edge
Piece-dyed Taffeta Umbrellas,
with mission, malacca and green
ebony handles; bakalite or
silver trimmed. S, S. and 81.
Evening star., 1921-12-05
FLEXIBLE FLYER AND F7REFLY SLEDS
The Seds That EUe Boy Wants. Complete Stock Of Sizes
Fum0m
A Silk Umbrella
Would Please a Man
Thfc fc a. cvro1tfns,a1 nf1a1ftv at S8

For really fine Silk Umbrella you will admit that So is
very moderate price indeed These. full large
% inches of handsome heavy black silk with edge and
you may choose from array of handles comprising mis-
son alacca, green ebony and partridge wood, silver
trimmed.
Evening star., 1921-12-05

18-inch Black Gloria Cloth
Umbrellas, assorted WOO d
handles, P. w. and opera
shapes. 3 and $z5e.
28-inch Black Tape-edge Piece
dyed Taffeta Umbrellas, a
mixture of silk and isle as
sorted wood handles. 81.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-09-10

At the regular meeting of the ladies
of the Methodist Episcopal church
Mrs. Thomas Walker was elected
president OF the association to sue
coed Mrs. c. NJ, Pool. who declined g.
be renamed as head of the organi2d-
ton after holding tnat post for the
past four years. Mrs. II. f. Butter.
field was named as vice president
Mrs. w. S. Myers, secretary, and Mrs
o. J. Olson, treasurer.
Officers CT the Missionary Society
were also elected at yesterdays meet.
ing. Mro. J. r. Bradley was nance
as president; Mrs. {, NJ. Pool, vic
president; Mrs. w. 5. Myers, second
vice president; Mrs William ConGer,
secretary and treasurer, and Mrs.
Charles Campbell corresponding sec.
rotary,
Previous to the election Of officers
q picnic luncheon was served at noon.
% which the gentlemen we're invited.
Following the luncheon the mission
airy meeting of the society was held.
Reports concerning the organization
were also read 1t was stated thar
the society had raised their church
budget far more and and in an easier
manner than in any year previous.
y - -
Mrs. f. S. Slewder was reelected
president Of the Baptist Missionary
Society at the annual business meet
ing of the organization held yesterday
a. a N
Ottawa avenue The other officers
elected were:
Vice president-Mrs. L. l.. Thomp-
son
Second vice president-Mrs J. z.
Shuler
Secretary Mrs. John Lansing
Treasurer George Yentzer.
Z Program ecmmittee-Mrs, +. F.,
Johnson, Mrs. George c. Fetter and
Mrs. l.. w. Brewer Jr
About thirty women We're in attend
ance. The retiring officers gave re-
ports OF the years work and Rev.
George C. Fetter gave an interesting
missionary address.
y - q
Mrs. Raymond b. Davies, who was
formerly Miss Cora Bradley, who was
married a week ago today, was the
guest OF honor at pleasant kitchen
shower held last night at the home
of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs, John X.
Bradley, on Congress street. The
party was arranged by Misses Be |
linda Woodward. Lillian Pike and |
Evelyn Quincy and was a complete
surprise to the guest of honor. Yes |
terday afternoon Mrs. Davies came to |
ottawa from her home in Ladd to
spend the night at the home of her
parents. About s o'clock twelve Of
her most intimate friends arrived at
her home laden with gift Of alumni
mum ware. A pleasant evening was
9pent playing bunco, after which re
Treatments were served.
! \ 4
Mr.. and Mrs Henry r. Walking 4.
will enterta0in with a fourteen-cover |
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-09-10

afternoon, after which refreshments
were served.
y !. .
The members of the Young Woman 5
Missionary Guild will have their first
meeting OF the year on Monday even
ing at the Congregations church.
Miss Emma Pearson viii be the hos
tess of the evening, \ picnic supper
will be served at ESQ o'clock
Misses Mabel and Gertrude Couaol
~ viii entertain with a party tonight
at their home on Superior street CON
pImentary TO Miss Mary MulholIand
whose marriage to Vincent j, ianle5
OF Chicago will take place ON Welues
day OF next week.
+ + &,
Miss Anna Dunn has issued inyi
tat!ons for a party to be held 40 her
home on Superior street ON NuudGy
night complimentary TO Miss Mary
Mulholland, whose marriage to Vir
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-09-10

were served by the hostesses. Mrs
Bruce Davidson of Marseilles was the
only out of town guest.
!. X X
A get acquainted" reception and
party will be held at the Pleasant
View Luther college tonight at
o'clock. The party will be held in
the school gymnasium. All OF the
student body has been invited TO at.
tend. A short program will be given,
followed by games. At the close OF
the evening refreshments consisting
OF ice cream and cake will be served.
y. * \.
Mrs. Fred Thomas entertained with
five hundred party this afternoon al
her home, 2lS East Joliet street, com
plimentary to her sister. Mrs. J. w
Bryson Of Williamsviile. I'll. Three
tables Of cards were played during tn
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-09-10

cent j, Hanley will take place on
Thursday,
j. !. =
Eighteen ladies attended the
Womans Missionary Society OF the
First congregational church which
was held yesterday afternoon ut the
McDougall home on Jackson street
Mrs, George Glenn read very inter
estmg missionary paper
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-09-10
Names ORIGINALLY French.

The famous Scottish dish "haggs"
obtains its name from the French
"haehis' Ininced meat. "AShet" plate
or large meat dish is directly derived
from the French "aSSlette."
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-09-10
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dinner tomorrow night at their home
on West Main street.
Members of the odd Fellows lodge
held the fifth OF series of surpris
parties they are giving on the oldeI
| members of the Odd Fellows lodge
last night L. A. Williams was thu
| guest OF honor at last evenings party
All details of the evening were KEEP
complete surprise from Mr., VIZ
liams until the guests arrived at his
home Sixteen men were in attend
ance The evening was spent in plai
ing cards, ana at a late hour delicious
refreshments were served. The par
ties are rendered to the members O.
the lodge in appreciation OF the worr
they have done during their years OF
membership in the organization.
j. X y.
Miss Mary Dinneen entertaine,
with a pretty party last night at her
home on Superior street compliment
tary to Miss Mary Mulholland. who's
marriage to Vincent J. Hanley viii
take place next Wednesday, Purple
and white decorations were used
throughout the house. asters in the
two shades being used to carry out
the color scheme. Three tables OF
bunco were played during the even
ing, the honors being carried off by
Miss Margaret Connolly and Miss Mul
holland At late hour refreshments
were served.
i. y i.
Thirty automobiles carried the
membes Of the Baptist Brotherhood
and their families to the big annual
picnic and outing of the organization
on Thursday afternoon in the Benson
grove near Wedron. The total a.
tendance was more than 100 The
autos left the church at o'clock
Upon the arrival OF the picnickers at
the grove big ball game was staged.
A horseshoe game was afterward pu'
in operation At o'clock a big picnic
supper was served Soon after darl.
the party returned to town.
+ !. !.
Mrs Herbert Begun, a recent bride
was pleasantly surprised last night
at the home OF Mrs Hugh Mccullough
on Illinois avenue by the members Of
the Plus Ultra class of the First Bap.
fist Sunday school. The party was in
the nature of a variety shower. Fiji
teen girls We're in attendance The
guests arrived at the Mccullough
home at 6:20 o'clock. taking their pic.
mic supper with them. The evening
was spent with music and games. Mrs.
Begun received many handsome
gifts.
q. * *
Mrs Earl o. Haeberle and Mrs
Walter s. FINLAND entertained with
the first OF a series Of two bridge par
ties which they are giving this after
noon at the home OF Mr.. and Mrs
Fred Haeberle on Webster street. Tht
Haeberle residence was prettily dec
GRATED with garden flowers. Ten
tables of cards were played during the
after which refreshments
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-09-10
St4,3oo,o0o for Street.

The largest sum ever spent in I'm.
proving one street was SlI,3000o0, laid
out on the Rue de Rivoli Ia Paris.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-09-10
A PRETTY FROCk FOR
MOTHERS GIRL

Pattern $500 was used for this
style. 1t cut in Sizes: 6, s, 10
and u years. A 10 year size will
require 33s yards of p inch
material,
Figured challie, wolfe, batiste,
Bingham, linen, pique. pongee and
crepe would be attractive for this
design.
A pattern or this illustration
mailed to any address on receipt OF
l5c In silver or stamps.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-09-10

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry r. Walking
will entertaoin with fourteen-cover
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

Forty protesting Englishmen are
credited with the intention Of sailing
from England in quest Of an island
home in the South seas, where they
can be free from fiscal oppression.
Most of them are said to be club men,
while the schooner of these political
pilgrims will sail the Spanish Main
rugged up with all the comforts of
a club on Piccadilly. The leader be-
lieves that their home will be on the
Marquesas, familiar, more or less,
through Robert Louis Stevenson's
journeyings. It Is well-founded trait
Of protesting communities, however,
that the conditions they would most
like to escape are the very ones which
they set up under the new regime
says Christian Science Monitor. The
proper time to adjudge the latest ref
ugees from oppression will be when
they begin to impose the taxes neces
sary to meet the economic demands OF
the new colony.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22
THE DEBT OF WEALTH.

No matter what man has Of wealth
Or power, whether it be large or small,
the possession of it makes him q debt
or to his generation. The artist does
not paint for his own satisfaction, the
singer does not sing for her own en-
tertainment, the preacher does not
preach for his own edification, and by
the same tokens the citizen does not
exercise his franchise for his own
selfish interests, nor should the cap
tain Of industry or the labOrer at his
work prosecute his daily tasks that
he may acquire means to be used SOLE
ly for his own selfish desires. Every
one has something that someone else
needs and must have, writes DR.. James
e. Freeman in an exchange. Any
thing that we possess Of wealth, tai
ent or genius, that will in any wise
enrich the world or our neighbOr, must
be brought into service. There are
rich poor men and poor rich men. The
former have so deadened their emo
tons and finer impulses as to render
their hearts as stone. The latter have
so used the few or small gifts they
have as to make them valuable.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22
UrAH,s GREAT COAL BEDS

SO many contradictory statements
have been made with regard to the
ccal supply in the United States that
the public now pays little attention
to them. Various reports from gov
eminent sources, however, Indicate
that there will be coal for a while
longer, and that the people need not
be alarmed over the situation. AS a
matter of fact, an inspector Of the
United States bureau of mines recent
~ investigated the coal resources Of
Utah and found there two mines of
bituminOus coal in beds Of such great
thickness that their exhaustibility was
considered to be hardly within the
range Of calculation, says Christian
Science Monitor. He declared these
beds the thickest of the kind in the
country. 1t seems reasonable to ex-
pect that coal will be utilized for heat
and power for many years to come,
| the conservation measures to insure
| against waste and to bring about a
| larger development of hydro-electrie
| power are likely to lessen the demands
upon the coal mines.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

A geological map of Iceland by Doc
tor Thoroddsen, who has spent many
years on the work, gives much infor-
nation about one of the worlds most
wonderful islands, which few visitors
ever see. An example Of the strange
ness of Iceland is furnished by the
volcano Katla. This is buried under
immense snow fields, but from time to
time it's fires burst through the gilt
tering blanket, and then such HOODS
are poured from the melting ice that
a great stretch of country between the
volcano and the sea is inundated and
huge masses of ice are carried Out
into the ocean. 1t is unsafe to cross
the territory lying between Katla and
the sea, so suddenly come the floods
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

Two girls wanted pretty things they
couldn't afford and forged checks to
buy them. The rest we all know. We
know, too, the customary moral whose
truth cannot be gainsaid that pretty
things aren't worth that price. But
perhaps the moral for the girls isn't
the only moral. sThey live in the same
world the rest of us live in; they get
their standards from general range of
standards about them. In that way
they have come to believe in the
transcendent Importance of pretty
things, says Milwaukee Journal. Have
we all been in conspiracy to give
young girls such false sense Of val
ues on this earth? Why don't those
Of us who have had the pretty things
speak up oftener with the truth-that
they're the merest fringe Of life and
when we hug them to our thoughts
it's to help ourselves forget that we're
losing out on the big things? &.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

"No. To-Bac" has helped thousands
to break the costly, nerve-shattering
tobacco habit. Whenever you have a
longing for a cigarette, cigar, pipe,
or for chew, just place a harmless
No-TO-Bac' tablet in your mouth in
stead, to help relieve that awful de-
sire. Shortly the habit may be COM
pIetely broken, and you are better
off mentally, physically, financially.
It's so easy, so simple. Get box of
No-To-Bac and if It doesn't release
you from all craving for tobacco in
any form, your druggist will refund
your money without question
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

The ex-kaiser has written his book
on the war, placing all the blame, of
course, upon England. The book. so
far, has only been privately circulated
in manuscript. It will probably be
published in the regular way some
day; but if it shouldn't be the world
needn't worry much-nor should Will
helm himself. The same news col
umns in which we gathered the above
news contained a dispatch from Berlin
setting forth that more than $24,SOO,
600 have been paid to Wilhelm by the
Prussian government since he fled into
Holland. That should be enough tt
keep a struggling author out of TIT
pOOrhOuSe.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

Greece has called Prince Paul, aged
nineteen, to the throne, which recalls
the lament Of John Knox that God to
punish Scotland had called boys to
rule it, says Baltimore American. The
famous fanatic was mistaken as to
the source of the call, but none the
less do all the nations just now need
mature judgment in their government.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22
WOMANS CASE
AMAES PARIS

A business mans wife could not
sew or read without sharp pains in
her eyes For years her eyes were
red and weak. Finally she tried SIM
pie witchhazel, camphor. hydrastis,
etc., as mixed in Lavoptik eye wash.
The result produced by single bot
tie amazed everyone. We guaran-
tee small bottle of Lavoptik to
help ANY CASE weak, strained OF
inflamed eyes. Aluminium eye cup
FREE. Brooks & Snapp Drug Co.
{adv)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22
ssCold I'm the Head

Is an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh
Those subject to frequent ''colds in the
head will find that the use of HALL
aATARRH MEDICINE will build up the
system, cleanse the Blood and render
them less liable to colds. Repeated at.
tacks of Acute Catarrh may lead Il
Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE II
taken internally and acts through thu
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces Of the Sys
tenn thus reducing the Inflammation ani
restoring normal conditions.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
z. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

A telephone conversation over 1000
miles by wireless has been held, es-
tablishing q worlds record for dis
lance. Some man calling his wife up,
we suppose, to tell her transportation
was so bad that he wouldn't be home
till later in the evening.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

The reported scarcity Of jobs in the
larger industrial centers is probably
due in part to the tendency Of some
job holders to believe that it is time
a man should give days work for
a days pay.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

A husband was denied divorce be-
cause he couldn't remember the date
of his wedding. The judge probably
thought that the man who could 60
and forget that wasn't suffering much
from matrim0ny.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

The miners strike in England in.
terfered seriously with the movement
of apples from Nova Scotia. No cOun-
try can any longer live unto itself.
The world is one big community, and
we are all more or less affected by
the actions Of our neighbors, even
though they live thousands of miles
away.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

New York society is much stirred
up over the marriage of an heiress
there to a policeman. There is little
warrant for the disturbance, says Bal
timore American. A good policeman
is much more useful to society than
even an heiress, and the latter may
feel with justice that she is getting
the best Of the bargain.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

Physicians explain of boy Grim
inal in Philadelphia that he has "too
much ego in his cosmos" But If this
Is cause for crime, the best part OF
the population of any city would have
to be Jailed.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

London, according to the cables, has
acquired the American cocktail habit.
The cocktail habit vanished SO long
ago on this side the blue sea that
few Americans now know just what
an American cocktail is like.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

The controller of the currency says
that the average man carries ten or
fifteen dollars in his pocket every day.
That's because lunches cost more than
they did a few years ago when the
average man carried so cents and his
carfare.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

Russia is facing one Of the worst
winters In her history. and famine
uprears its grisly head. The soVie'
millennium appears strangely dis
guised.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

On the threshold Of winter "fu"
germs have been isolated again by
physician in Paris who also has an.
other remedy. At this rate remedies
will be more numerous than the germs.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

In the Himalayas are said to dwell
many holy hermits who have lived for
more than 1000 years. One is vaguely
glad that they do not come out and
lecture about what they remember, to
the distress of our own oldest inhabi-
tants.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

The population Of Nome, Alaska. Is
200 by the new census. And ten years
ago it had 1900. Well, it can't lose
as many during the next ten years.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

Robbers in the East are reported
to have buried $4,000 in stolen money
in a graveyard, where it was found.
Visitors to this cemetery, who passed
right by it, are said to be incOnsolable.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

There is to be one defeat that is
sure to give US satisfaction, and it is
going to come out of the Dempsey-Car-
pentier fight. We have no choice, says
Houston Post, but will rejoice if either
shall be licked to q FRAGILE.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

1t has been discovered that Grand
Duke Michael Alexandrovitch, brother
to the late Mr.. Nicholas ROmanoff Of
Petrograd, is not dead, but living In
Siam. Perhaps the BOlshevists thought
Siam worse than death.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

It is said that there are more than
$4,000, 900 widows In India. It is EVIL
dent. then, that the girls OF Indis
haven't much Of Z chance.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22

Africa contains a smaller quantity
Of coal than any other continent And
needs less. America contains great
er quantity than any other, needs
more-and can't get it.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22
Too Much Taboo"

william visited grandma. but was
not permitted to touch the breakable
articles In the house. At the arrival
Of his mother he said: Lets 60 home,
ma. Everything In this house is
don't touch"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-02-22
Too Late.

After a woman has been married
two years she wonders how she could
have believed the things her husband
said during their courtship.-Hamilton
Herald.