The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-05-05

In man who lost MS apFssur |
win be sure q fiud it II he Just
waits fer H.
Or. Lasker finally quit the chess
tournament At Havana and resigned
the championship. We feared we'd
not live long enough TO see the finish
Of the contest. but old age got tho
doc first
Prohibition has broken me of one
bad habit" postcards III. p. Not
since the volstead act went into ef.
feet have I left hy umbrella on the
rail OF bar"
Some figure shark says the indcn-
nifty demanded OF Germany would
make. II paid ines gold pieces. rib
bon OF gold six inches wide and an
long as the equator. According 20
our own figures. the paper used by
Germany In writing notes to dodge
the indemnity would make roll six
feet thick and s.ss5 miles long.
Auburn Girl Suicide" says head
linc. Blondes and brunets sometimes
80 harikari. too.
Were glad To see your efforts
. bring Vice President Coolidge TO
SEATTLE. and we're with YOU down
The line.
This b the nature Of messages
ne editor Of Home Brew In ~
eeiving from every part OF the
country. including Rsnton Juno
ton Never has there been such
. large demand for . vice prest
asnt befora IL shows the mfiu
oncs OF Home Brew. Subscribe 20
n paper and help our circulation
beonuss we're independent Home
Drsv vfn invite ANYBoDr 70 &C.
aff1A whsth1 they some a. not.
von United States senasnn
ossaa Brftain's bon IN f~ 1850
~ Sa-1sS. 7sS.ess. an ncreAss ef
mngU shAn $500. 900. 900. DOESN'T that
uaks you feel like voting u cAncal
- var debt to the United ssafsA
VIM Hays b looking for sums man
vhp en- solve the problem Of trans
Iureation Of the mails WIN doesnt
Gnrs anything about the mans poll
tIcs. All he asks u thai tho gentle
ma be . republican
BRING ON THE PEPsTN
ETks ousted from Quarters. Letter
Notifying Lodge to Move Before
April 10th Brings Indigestion Meet
mg.--Headiines In Wooster tOJ Rec
80
Ex-Empsror Carl asks that the
throne be given to his s-ysar old boy
Are there no humane societies In
@ungaryf
Anyway. ssfriman b getting . a.
vorcs from . big wad Of his money.
ALL THE NEWS FROM
HICkSvII.1.E
HlKSvILI-E. May SAN old
fashioned barn dance was given At
0reenberry Robinson's last Friday
night Mr.. Robinson's barn Ia the
only one In this neighborhocd lighted
~ electric lights and use OF these
was made In decorating. Joe Stanley
furnished the music on his accor-
dion
Xprfl Fool was celebrated on Aprfl
I quite generally by our citizenS old
and young. One prank played BY .
mischievous youhgster caused the
school some inconvience. He called
On the janitor Thursday night and
told him the teacher has asked him
20 tell him 1.-THE janitor) that he Nhs
tAnitort need not open up the school
Friday morning. as there was TO be
. holiday. and the consequence was
that school did not begin till 10
o'clock. which giaddcned the hearts
Of the children, who are much dis
6runued that they have to go to
school In Easter week. which Ia q
holiday week In city schools.
Humphrey Haynes. the porter at
Ogden Inn, formerly the American
House. has q piece OF Russian paper
money, sent TO him by a friend liv.
ing In New York city. II IL a 100
r1ble bin. Abner Holly offered him
. dime for It. which In 20 times az
much ~ It ID worth In Russia.
Humphrey In thinking of putting In
. supply to sell 70 travelling men.
H. Dotty Of Cleveland In slated !
to speak at the schooihouse Tuesday
night on the single tax question n
he can find an audience, which In
improbable. this being a farming
community that already pays more
4Ahan It's rust proportion Of taxes and 1
nobody liz anxious TO pay any more. |
A good orator, however, could draw |
q large audience N he would deliver
a talk on the subject, How 10
Dodge Your Taxes"
The warm weather having pet in !
and the automobile season being
practically open, Constable Dudley |
wore his uniform yesterday. follow.
ing his custom Of wearing IL on Sun.
day during the auto season.
Proprietor Mott Ogden Of Ogden
Inn has ordered from Seattle house
one dozen fancy candlesticks, one for
each dining table and the rest for
the hotel office. Real candles win be
used In them and win he lighted dur.
ing the evening. the Idea not being
10 much for the illumination but for
decoration, as they win give what
Mott terms tho atmosphere of an
oid-time tavern
Rev. Dunmore preached Sunday.
his gubject being. THE Remarkable
Career OF Babe Ruth and Lessons to
BE Drawn From His Standing ia the
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