The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1921-09-17

NJ OSEY was a first nighter" at
v The Playhouse. taking in Gilpin
at his best. He sat fight behind
ono OF Chicago's leading society gen
tlemen. Il appeared that the gentle
man wanted extra good seats on She
MAN u6or and had a beautiful little
pink faced lady buy the tickets The
pink faced lady did not know that
the gentleman was coming with his
wife and when she bought tickets for
her gentleman friend she thought she
would buy a ticket for herself 50 that
she could sec the show seated next 10
her gentleman friend. There liked 10
have been royal party when the
beautiful little pink lady came in late
aud found out that her gentleman
friend was there with another lady ant
when she OWNED that the other" lad,
was the vie OF her gentleman friend
she was really ready 10 put on a
scene that would have made Gilpin
look like a back stage man What
ever the gentleman passed 10 the pink
faced lady certainly made her keep
quiet and Nosey suggests that ii any
man wants 10 know how To handle
such situation like this. get in touch
with this gentleman. lie knows
one Of the best jokes in the
J history OF Indiana Avenue was
pulled last Friday night and hvc
ladies arc as sore a. the can be
\ gentleman appeared with a roll as
big as a COW and a tinc iroek coat aud
silk hat. Well. he bought one drink
Tor them all allowing the Ladies" to
see the hundred dollar bills on the in
ncr side OF the roll Well then the
ladies bought and bought and bought
until they really did make the stunning
visitor really happy. lie drcN ont
his roll and east bills mp 10 the ceiling
They Coated down on the heated.
Smokc-ladcn air a. only crisp new
bills will do. he ladies made haste
= 10 retrieve The currency a. the gen
tleman sailed gracefully down the
stars. a silgcry laugh trailing gleciullg
IN his wake When the ladies looked
At the bills they saw the name oil
prominent business college printed III
bold letters thereon NoScy did not
stay for the sermon. bui the ladies will
look at every other man with a silk
hat and roll before they loosen up"
c OMEONE WHO LOOKS like
y the Chairman OF the Committee
OF Five dropped in on a little
party that was being held out south
Saturday night and when he entered
all OF the noise and CHATTER stopped as
Il b. magic. Nosey was sitting back
in the corner figuring which one OF
the gentlemen he would have to steer
home and he Smiled a. he recognized
the man Who had knocked At the door.
The lady OF the house went to the
door thinking that II was a late guest
and when she saw the man she wanted to
>hn, the door. but had it open too wide
and concluded that the chairman had al
ready taken his notes The man
meckly asked ii thy had sent Tor a
man to tx the gas The whole party
hrcathcd sigh Of relief. the glasses
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HENERI NOW AND THEN
II Noscy makes d study Of the com
plctc activities oil some one per
son. The man that has mos. recently
claimed Nosey's attention is that real
estate dealer who gets to his Office
before six in the morning some morn
lngs and meets some OF MS lady
prospects waiting OH the sidewalk
for his arrival. Nosey counted the Wis
itors durin gthc day Oeaving out
those who remained more than hall
day on one visit land noted that fifty
seven women called and only nine ell