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Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
THIRTY WOMEN SELL
MANY HEALTH SEALS
Business Men Contribute $113 in One
Day. Teams Canvas Residence
Section.

The Health Seal Drive started
with bang Monday when Mrs. J.
C. Morrison and Mrs. M. J. Rhyn dis
posed of $113 worth of health bonds
and seals in the business section
alone. A team of thirty women
which is canvassing the residence Sec
tion is meeting with considerable sue
cess, for several requests have come
in from the women for more seals.
No final reports have been handed in
yet to Mrs. c. M. Bagstad, county
chairman.
The women carrying on the drive
on the east side are as follows: Miss
Nell Moran. South St. and Atlantic
Ave, as far as the business section,
Mrs. c. G. Jennings and Mrs. Max
McGraw, First St., Miss Katherine
Griffith and Mrs. George Henle, Sec
ond St., Mrs. AL. Geisen and Mrs.
Herbert Probst, Third St., Mrs. Ed.
CARNEY and Mrs. William Brandt,
Fourth St., Mrs. G. r. A. Scobey and
Mrs. A. w. Brisbane, Fifth St., Mrs.
George w. Beise, Sixth ST. Mrs. Ed.
Peterson and Mrs. G. r. Christensen,
Seventh st. and Mrs. P. J. BARLEY
and Mrs. G. T. Noyes, Eighth st.
The West side team is composed of
Mrs. G. L. Hemming and Miss Martha
Wagner, Fifth St., Mrs. C. A. Breck-
enridge and Mrs. H. c. Olson, Sixth
St., Mrs. J. A. Ringness, Seventh ST.,
Mrs. C. w. Meekins and Mrs. F.
Malmberg, Eighth St., Mrs. w. F.
Cooley and Mrs. E. A. Nelson, Ninth
ST., Mrs. Stanley Ryan, Tenth and
Eleventh st. and Mrs. Robert Adams
and Mrs. F. R. Putnam, Park Ave.
The school children will put on
their special drive all over the coun-
ty next Monday, and December 16
is ~the date set at the West Central
School of Agriculture.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09

clock Tuesday morning at the Ger
man Lutheran parsonage in Morris.
The Rev. G.. A. Pilgrim oficiated.
The bride wore a travelling suit of
brown velour with a hat to match.
Miss Mildred Wade, the bridesmaid
wore navy blue tricotine. Mr.. Andrew
Wade was best man.
The bridegroom was born in Den
mark where he spent only a few years
of his childhood. He has been resi-
dent of this county since his boyhood.
After their honeymoon, Mr.. and Mrs.
J. S. Vesterby will make their home
on the grooms farm near Chokio.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
K. P. Officers.

Morris Lodge, No. 1O8, knights o.
Pythias, elected officers for the en-
suing year at their meeting las
evening, as follows.
G.. C.-L. G. Morley.
V. C.-Chas. Rotramel.
P-B. Betters.
M. VIC. G.. Jennings
M A.-W. H. Cherry.
NJ Eff. A. Zahl
K. of R. & SC. R. Wollthan.
I. GA. G.. Bjork.
o. G. "A. G. Clave
Trustee, 8 years.-H. o. Eames.
D. G. C.-MaX Trantow.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
HIGHWAY JOBS LET
AT BARGAIN PRICES
State Highway Department Awards
Winter Contracts on
Low Bids

A emile section of trunk highway
No. 10, between Hancock and Clon-
tart will be gravel-surfaced by spring
at a cost of $2O,O66.13 under a ten
tative award by Charles M. Babcock.
state highway commissioner, to Dob
belman and Rasmussen, Minneapolis.
1t is one of the four projects for
$50 miles of graveling and on the
first group of winter jobs under the
more-work- k-better-roads'' movement
to speed needed highway improve
ments and relieve unemployment.
The award in each case was made on
the best bid, according to John H.
Mullen, deputy commissioner and
chief highway engineer, and large
savings of trunk highway funds were
effected on extremely low bids due
in part to wide competition. There
were about rs bidders for each job,
against 10 to II ordinarily. Gravel
Surfacing was let at an average of
$4,000 a mile and yard mile haul at
16 to 80 cents compared with 80 to
so cents paid last season.
The lowest bid on the single paw
ing project was $2.17 a yard for con-
crete about 20 per cent or more than
$4,000 a mile under the regular sea-
son figure of $4,000.
Other jobs are to be advertised
soon, it was announced, to profit by
current low prices and escape possi-
| BILE increases next spring when gen.
eral operations start, as we'll as to re-
leive unemployment this winter
Applications for work should be
made direct to contractors, it was
/ added, no hiring being done by the
highway department. Work is to
start at once on most jobs which are
to be completed by April or sooner
under the contracts. Awards of con-
tracts in this section of the state fol-
low:
T. H. No. 1O-Howard Lake-Das-
sci, 8.9 miles gravel surfacing, to
! Charles Weaver, Anoka, at $11,346.-
OF.
t. H. No. 1O-Litchf1eld-A -Atwater,
l2.2 miles gravel surfacing, to Chas.
Weaver, Anoka, at $17,86752.
T. H. No. 1O-Hancock-C -Clontarf, 9
miles gravel surfacing, to Dobbelman
& Rasmussen, Minneapolis, at $2O.-
066.13.
T. H. No. asst. Cloud-Foley, 1876
miles grading; Wilkins & Pettijohn,
Park Pads grading, $33,91O.11; In
dependent Bridge Co., Minneapolis,
bridg, $500; Great Northern
Bridge Co., Minneapolis, bridge, S.
500; Morris Construction Co., Morris,
mono-culverts, $9,786; Western Steel
Products Co., Duluth, culvert pipe,
1886. Totaling $55,152.1O.
T. H. No. 28-Sauk- Center West
port, 11.8 miles grading, Jurgenson
Construction Co., Summit, S. D.,
grading $44, 1865; Norris Construc-
tion Co., Morris, mono-culverts $13,-
724.73; Klauer Manufacturing Co.,
Dubuque, Ia, culvert pipe, $886.25,
total $58,797.53.
T. H. No. 28-BrownsValley east
ward, 23.4 miles gravel surfacing, to
Scully and Connolly companies, as
above, at $64.616.68.
T. H. No. 28-Near Graceville,
miles gravel surfaciDg, to Scully and
Connolly companies, as above, at So
239.73.
T. H. No. 54-Elbow Lake Herman
IL miles gravel surfacing, to Frank
Goergen, Wheaton at $12,531.64
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
Mail Parcels Earlv.

Postmaster William Hope in a talk
before the high school students last
Friday read message from Will H.
Hays, Postmaster General asking that
boys and girls urge their parents to
mail Christmas parcels early. He
also sent a copy of the letter to all
the rural school teachers.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
Masons Elect Officers.

The following officers were elected
at the meeting of Golden Sheaf Lodge
No. 1873 A. F. & A. M, held Tuesday
night in the Masonic hall;
DR.. w. D. Witwer, w. NJ, c. I. Dolva
S. W., c. Irwin, J. W., C. R. A. Sco-
bey, Jr. S. D., Ken Mackey, J. D.,
Donald Lord, S. S., Paul Putnam, J.
S., Chris Jensen, T., w: F. Cooley, Jr.
Secretary, John Eddy, treasurer and
Anton Watzke, trustee.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
SCHOOL NOTES
By Freda Horn

The High School basketball team
won fast game last Friday night
with the "Aggies." The final score
being 1873.
The basketball game scheduled
with Campbell for tonight will be
played tomorrow night instead.
The first double-header basketball
game this year will be played Decem-
ber II with Cyrus.
Miss Florence Ortman visited the
country schools taught by the normal
graduates last year.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
English Lutheran Church,

Morning service, 1O:3O a. m.
Sunday School at 1900 M, S. A.
Siverts superintendent.
Services in Chokio 800 o. m.
Sunday school children will meet
for Christmas tree practise this af-
ternoon, after school.
Local Confirmation class will meet
at 1O:00 tomorrow.
Alfred Bredesen, pastor.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
Circle Officers.

Mrs. Frank Ware was elected presi-
dent, Mrs. Mary Torrey, treasurer,
Mrs. J. J. Hockert, senior vice-presi-
dent, Mrs. Blanchard Hollenbeck,
conductor, Mrs. F. H. Richardson
guard and Mrs. Isabel Lovett, chap
lain at a meeting of the Elizabeth
Reem Circle Ladies of the G.. A. r.
Tuesday afternoon at the home of
Mrs. F. H. Richardson.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
Contest Hearing Postponed

The hearing for the petition of ap-
peal contesting the election of J. H.
Devenney to the Office of mayor was
postponed to December 28 on Monday
because no judge was available to
hear the case. December was the
date originally set. E. J. Scofield of
Elbow Lake, L. c. Spooner and Harry
Phinney are attorneys for Mr.. Deven-
ney.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
or the agricultural school.

for the agricultural school.
More real basketball was played in
the first half than in the second The
Morris boys went thru for several
good plays and showed some ability
in shooting baskets. The half ended
with the score 8-3 in favor of the
high school, After the intermission
the players engaged in free for all
in which very little basket ball sense
was displayed. The play was some
what rough at times.
The high school will play Campbell
Ugh tomorrow night in the high
school gymnasium. Season tickets,
S1.0O for students, and $3.50 for ad-
ults will be on sale at the door. The
tickets will admit holders to about
ten games.
The lineup last Friday was fol-
lows.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
Hog Cholera

The hog cholera situation in Stew
ems county is becoming serious. Two
cases have been discovered south of
Hancock, cases in the vicinity of
Morris and south of Chokio. Vet
erinaries have been busy vaccinating
this week. Allen w. Edison county
agent offers to look any farms over
where there is suspicion of hog
cholera.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
VeSterhv-Wade

Miss Lyley F. Wade, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. John Wade of Chokio
and Mr.. Jens S. NVesterby son of Mr..
and Mrs. Jacob Vesterby living south
of Chokio were married at 1000 o.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
Some Fish.

DR.. and Mrs. C. E. Caine received
a fine northern pike weighing fifteen
pounds which was speared thru a
hole in the ice on Lake Minnewaska
by B. w. Brokaw. The fish was so
large that the doctor had great diff
ficulty getting it thru the hole in the
ice. He had to spear it with second
spear in order to get it out of the
wafer
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
DIR. Johnson Injuries Eve.

DR.. o. T. Johnson had his eye
quite badly cut on Monday when a
tooth he was pulling for a patent
slipped from his forceps went straight
thru his eye glass and struck him in
the eye carrying some of the glass
with it. A doctor removed the pieces
of glass, but the eye is still badly in
famed. The tooth slipped just as DR..
Johnson had lossened it from it's hold.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
CONGREGATIONAL Church.

Is a church of the people and of
all the people. You are corially in
vited to these services. You are well
come. You are all welcome. Always
and all the time.
Morning worship, 1890 a. m.
Sunday school, 1900 noon.
Evening worship, 1880 p. m.
H. H. Symons, Minister.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
AMONG THE CHURCHES
Methodist Church.

Morning service, 1920. "A Revel-
alton of God the Father"
Sunday school, HAS.
Epworth League, GAS.
Evening service, 7:3O. eff Jesus
Christ Should Come To Morris, What
Would He See and Do?"
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
Social Club Gives First Dance.

Over $50 people attended the first
dance given by the Norris Social Club
in the new armory on Wednesday
night. Harry Lerchen's orchestra
from Marshall furnished the music.
The members are looking forward
with pleasure to the other dances
which will be given by the club this
winter.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
High School Defeats Aggies.

The Norris high school defeated
the West Central School Of Agricul-
ture 1910 in a slow game of basket
ball last Friday night in the Aggie
gymnasium. Musselman, Ness and
Johnson played the best game for the
high school, and Cassel, Negard and
Macarthur were the outstanding men
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
The Lutheran Free Church

Services for Sunday, December IL.
Kongsvinger church services at 11:00
a.. m.
The annual meeting of the congre-
cation will be held Saturday, Decem-
ber 10th, at HOO a. m.
The Morris church services Sunday
at 7:45 p. M, conducted in the Eng
lish language.
Andrew Olson.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
New Baby for Largest Family

Another baby arrived in what was
already probably the largest family
in Stevens County last Thursday
when daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Carl Koehntop in Swan Lake.
Mr.. and Mrs. Koehntop now have
fourteen children, all living at home,
the eldest twenty years old.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
Marriage Licenses.

Oscar L. Larson of Kandiyohi coun-
ty and Elsie V. Olsen of Stevens coun-
ty.
Christ A. Schliep of Swift county
and Mrs. August Schliep of Stevens
county.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09
Lutheran Services

English Lutheran Services will be
held at the English Lutheran church
Sunday, December 18th at 2 o. m.
H. A. Hopp, Pastor.
Morris tribune., 1921-12-09

Larsen substituted for Wells.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
FIFTY PER CENT CUT ON
CITRUS FRUIT SHIPMENTS
10y AssOcinted Presal


Miami, Dec. IL. - The Miami
Steamship Co., operating steamers
between Miami and Jacksonville, Mas
announced that a reduction of so per
cent. in freight rates on grapefruit,
oranges. lines. tomatoes, egg plants
and avocados from Miami to Jackson
vile will become effective December
ID and continue until February %,
1922. The new rate will be Is cents
per standard crate and the reduction
was decided upon for the purpose of
cooperating with growers and ship
pers in the territory served by the
line in order that they might handle
more advantageously their seasons
crop on the prevailing low market.
The reduced rate includes deliver
les at Jacksonville to connecting
water and rail lines on shipments
destined to points north
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
HAVE DARK HAIR
AND LOOK YOUNG
Nobody Can Tell When You Darker
Gray, Faded Hair With
Sage Tea

Grandmother kept her hair beau
tifully darkened, glossy and attrac-
tive with brew of Sage Tea and
Sulphur. Whenever her hair took on
that dull, faded or streaked appear
ance, this simple mixture was APP
piled with wonderful effect. By ask
ing at any drug store for "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound" you
will get large bottle of this old
time recipe, improved by the addition
of other ingredients, all ready to use,
at very little cost. This simple mix
ture can be depended upon to re-
store natural color and beauty to the
hair
A well-known downtown druggist
says everybody uses Wyeth's Sage
and Sulphur Compound now because
it darkens so naturally and evenly
that nobody can tell it has been ap-
plied-it's so easy to use, too. You
simply dampen comb or soft brush
and draw it through your hair, TAX
ing one strand at time. By morn
ing the gray hair disappears; after
another application or two, it is re-
stored to its natural color and looks
glossy, soft and beautiful.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
PLANS FOR AQUATIC MEET
IN APRIL ARE COMPLETED

Gainesville, Dec. 12.-Plans for the
Spring Florida State Aquatic meet
20 be held in Winter Park April 20,
1922, have been completed by the
Governing Committee together with
S. W. Street, Jr., president of the
Southeastern Association, A. A. u.
and details, including rules of the
course and eligibility requirements
Will be forwarded shortly to athletic
authorities of an Florida High
Schools. The meet will be open to all
high schools of the state.
A school is permitted to enter a
team of not more than six nor less
than five boys or girls and may send
team of each. Only one contestant
for each school will be permitted to
enter an event, with the exception of
the relay race, when four boys or
four girls will compose a team. Each
school must enter a contestant in
each event.
Two alternates will be allowed
each boys team and three alternates
each girls team, to substitute in the
event Of illness or accident. The eli
gibility rules of the Florida State
High School Athletic Association and
the A. A. U. will govern.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
BIDDY and HOWARD.
BIDS WANTED.

Sealed bids will be received and
opened by the City Council of the
City of Palatka, Fla, at their reg
ular meeting on Tuesday, December
goth, 1921, at 500 p. M, for 1000
feet of Standard two and one half
e 1-2) inch fire hose.
Bidders are required to submit
samples of the hose covered by their
bid, and these samples must be in the
hands of the City Clerk "a hours
prior to the opening of the bids.
The usual guarantees will be re-
quired and the right is reserved to
reject any or all bids.
J. H. RANDOLPH,
CHAS. BURT, City Engineer
City Clerk. Dec. 9-11-14-17-2O
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12

The Palatka News is pulling for a
hospital for Palatka. They have to
take their patients thirty miles to
st. Augustine now. We had a taste
of that years ago when all the San
ford patients had to be taken to Or
lando. Every city the size of San
ford and Palatka should have their
own hospital. Come over and inspect
the Sanford hospital, Goode. 1t is
one of the best in the state.-Sanford
Herald.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
CAPITAL REMOVAL.

Action of attorneys in notifying
t&e Board of State Institutions that
t.are will be LEGAL opposition to any
eff r to let contract for the addi-
TIN or extension of the state capitol
Indicates that determined fight is
to be made at the next session of the
legislature for the removal of the
state capital to some more centrally
located spot. If the fight had been
sufficiently well organized at the
last session it is believed that the
capital would have been removed at
that time. State division also looms
up as a possibility if the opponents
to capital removal are too persistent
in their refusal to give to those re-
siding in the central and southern
section Of the state a more equitably
located capital.
So far as sentiment in PaIatka is
concerned it favors removal to any
section Of the state that is more con-
yenieAt and economical to the ma
jority. Facts and figures show that
PalatIa is the logical place, but if
nc agreement can be reached as to
this city Palatka influence will be
centered with that of the spot finally
selected, provided that spot is logical.
The proposed additions to the state
capitol will cost, according to esti-
mates, a quarter of a million dol
lars. This amount would go long
way toward building a brand new
capitol building at some point in the
state fair and convenient to the en-
tire population, and the cost would
be saved in a very few years in re-
duced time and railroad fares to
those who find it necessary to jour-
ney to the states seat of govern
ment.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
SENATOR CALKINS HONORED.

Floridains will take pardonablt
pride in the fact that Senator James
E. Calkins, of Fernandina, attorney
for the railroad commissioners of the
state, has been selected as one of the
counsel to orally argue before the
Supreme Court of the United States
the important case known as the
Wisconsin case, in which is involved
the right and power of the Interstate
Commerce Commission to prescribe
and regulate intrastate freight and
passenger tariffs. The |. C. c., in
regulating railroad rates between
points in the same state has assum-
ed also to regulate rates between
points in the same state, placing the
power and right to regulate the lat
ter rates upon the ground that such
power and right is inherent in the
I. C. c., as incident to the power and
right to regulate rates between
points in different states.
The question has heretofore been
argued and submitted to the Su-
preme Court, but the judges divided
four against four. Since the ap-
pointment of Judge Taft as Chief
Justice, the question has been set
down for re-argument, and the opin-
ion of Judge Taft will determine the
important question.
The railroad commissioners of all
of the states of the Union are inter-
ested in the question, and in con-
yention assembled have considered
the question, and by preconcerted eff
fort obtained leave to intervene in
the suit. After canvassing the situa-
ton the railroad commissioners of
the several states decided to desig-
nate counsel from two states to rep
resent them and present their views
to the court. One of the counsel
chosen is the counsel for the Florida
Railroad Commission.
Senator Calkins is considered one
of the ablest lawyers in the state and
no doubt will acquit himself credit
ably in the argument. The case is
one of the most important to come
before the high tribunal, and will be
participated in by attorneys of ma
tion-wide reputation.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
Fortune in Booze
Found i'm Wreck of
a Burned Vessel
,Hy AnSncInt.,I Frrss.

Pensacola, Dec. ~. - Between
100000 and $4,000 worth of liquor
YVES found today when the yacht
Glendover, burned and sunk in the
bay near St. Andrews last Saturday
morning, was raised under the SUI
pervision of federal prohibition Off
GERS. The yacht was towed into st.
Andrews, where the liquor is being
unloaded.
Much mystery surrounds the
burning of the vessel and the subse-
quent action of the crew. No ar
rests have been made and the crew
have not appeared to claim the ship.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
GET AUTO TAG INFORM
AT ALMOST ANY PLACE


Tallahassee, Dec. 12,-Comptroller
Amos has announced that owners of
automobiles and trucks can obtain
from any bank or at the office of
the Clerks Of the Circuit Courts,
County Judges or tax collectors in
formation concerning the weights of
various models of all makes Of auto
mobiles in connection with the fill
ing of applications for automobile
licenses for 1922. Under the new
state law owners will pay according
to the weight of their cars instead of
the horsepower as heretofore.
Booklets containing information
as to weights of cars also have been
sent to automobile clubs throughout
the state.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
LARGE C0NCOURSE ATTENDS
FUNERAL OF H. ID, FLOOD

Washington, Dec. 12.-An I'M
usually large throng attended the
funeral here this morning Of Repre-
sentative Henry D. Flood, of Vir-
ginia, the interment being in Rock
Greek cemetery in vault. Later
the remains will be taken to Apo
matoX, Va.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
HELP ASSOCIATED CHARITIES

The Associated Charities requests
donations of money, groceries, food,
clothing and toys lin good condition)
for the basket to be sent the poor
on Chr .stmas eve. There are a num-
Der of needy families in Palatka and
these contributions will be used
solely for their relief.
Please leave all donations with
Mrs. JACOBSON at jacobson Etore.
Mrs. H. M. de Montmollin, Pres.
Mrs. E. A. Gerber, Treasurer.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
OFFICER FINDS MAN HE
is LOOKING FOR IN JAIL

st. Petersburg, Dec. 10.-Police
Chief Bidaman combed St. Petersburg
one day last week in search of A.
Afzenlius, wanted in connection with
the issuance of a worthless check,
only to learn later that he was being
held in jail under. another charge.
whats your name," he asked a
man in cell.
"Afzelius," was the reply.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
NEW JAIL AT PALM BEACH

Thy AssOciatnd P'"ss.I
West Palm Beach, Dec. 12.-Con-
tract for construction of the new
Palm Beach county Jail here has
been awarded to W. C. Daniels, of
this city, whose bid was $64,450 for
the building alone. The county COM
missioners will ask for bids for
equipping the building with steel
cells and will open them December
%.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12
A T T E TION

All men interested in the X. R. A.
C. Drum and Bugle Corps be at the
Legion Hall on Wednesday, Dec. IA,
at p. m. This is the organization
meeting. Membership is limited. If
you want to get in this outfit, be
there.
BIDDY and HOWARD.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12

When the speeder roars by and
misses you by hair, you have the
consOling thought that he is hurry
ing to keep an engagement with the
coroner.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12

1t must be fine to be a druggist
and have nothing to do but spend
ten hours a day keeping records for
Uncle Sans inspectors.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12

When capital is idle, we scold it for
causing depression and when it gets
busy, we scold it for trying to hog
everything.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-12-12

Another fine thing about being
poor is that you don't feel an urge to
pretend that you like grand opera.