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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30
The Killa Watt Girls

There are two red headed nurses
out at st. Anthony's hospital and the
ficiency expert hasn't recommended
that all the girls be dazzling Titians
as a means Of reducing the electric
light bill.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30

the crab feed to be given Wednesday
evening for the state convention OF
the Oregon Federation OF Womens
clubs. The Offiscat rises to announce
that there are no crabs in Pcnrdcton
except the ones we eat and even the
edible ones are scarce around these
parts
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30
Catarrh

Catarrh is q local disease greatly infiu.
snced by constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is a
Tonic and Blood Purifier BY cleansing
the blood and building up the system
.iALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE restores
DO its work.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
j. J. Cheney d Co., Toledo. Ohio.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30

Judge-"What is the charge? >"
Policeman-'Intoxicated, your hon
or
Judge (to prisoner)-What's your
name?
Prisoner-"Peter Gum, sir.
Judge-"Well, Gum. I'll discharge
YOU this time, but don't get loaded
again.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30

The new typist determined to make
n good impression upon her chief. she
turned up half an hour early and be-
gan tidying up the room. When that
was done she examined her type
writer, discovered it in a shocking
condition, found bottle and gave 1t
n thorough oiling. While about 1t she
examined all the other typewriters in
the office and oiled them. too. There
is nothing, she thought, like making
oneself indispensable! Her chief ar
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30
We Fear Libel suits.

win our multitude of loyal ana
gifted contribbers please sign their
regular monickers to cOntribbers
henceforth? ? Initials CT noms de plume
only will be used for publication, un-
less otherwise specified.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30

rived. He looked around him with an
air of satisfaction and crossed TO his
desk. Then his smile changed to a
frown. Miss Smith," he said. have
YOU seen my cough mixture?"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30
One Mans Pcplcxing Problems

Dear Offiscat:
What has become of the automobile
thieves who used to steal cars? I've
been reading the papers pretty care
fully and every time | hear of car
being stolen I've hurried around there
and left mine in that very spot. But
up to date nobody has offered to take
it. What would you advise me to do?
AMOS TASH
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30
Dear Amos.

Dear Amos:
Why not drive it up and down Main
street. crossing the railroad tracks
on Webb and Main near the O.-W.
station. few times each day for a
week. That orta finish it.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30

The next door naybor who has TAX
en- a few, says many jodride turns
out to be jaw ride
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30
BE PREPARED

For three generations
mothers have successfully used
Foley's Honey and Tar
as a safe remedy for the relief Of
cold. cough. Group and whoopine cough.
Iii pure. wholesome. and children like
it. Contains no opiates. Especially
good for Group and whoopine cough
the two terrors OF childhood.
Mrs. W. II. Thornton, Little Rock. Ark.
writes this: my little boy had q severe at
tack Of Group. but two doses Of Foley's Honey
and Tar relieved him, and he went back to
sleep and was troubled no more, would net
Be without II ct any price,"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-30

A Case OF First Catch Your Crab
We note that the ladies' from New
)ort will bring their own crabs for
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29
FIERY, ITCHY SKIN
QUICKLY SO0IHED.
vi TIL SULPHUR.

Mentho-sulphur, n picasan, cream.
will soothe and heal skin tina. Il ir.
ritated or broken out with cezcmc:
that Is covered with ugly rash or PIN.
Piles. or Ia rough or dry. Nothing sub
dues fiery skin eruptions so quickly.
says q noted skin specialist.
Tne moment this sulphur prepara-
tion is applied the Itching stops and
after two or three applications. the
eczema is gone and the skin Ia do
lightfuiiy clear and smooth. Sulphur
is so precious az a skin remedy be-
cause II destroys the parasites that
cause the burning. Itching o. dlsfig-
urement. Mentho-sulphur always
heals eczema right up.
A small jar OF Mentho-Sulphur
may be had ut any good drug store.
adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29
PICTURESQUE SCENIC ATTRACTIONS
OF KLAMATH'S EAST LAKE SHORE

skirts the shore Of the lake
rising at times to an elevation
OF several hundred feet as II
rounds rocky points. For miles
the lake lies before the eye
to be lost in the fringe OF
green timber and the serrled
ridges OF the Cascade noun
tains over which Mount Nc
Loughlin. or as II Is most pop
ularly termed. Mount. Pitt.
stands sentinel at an elevation
Of approximately 5000 feet
above the sea. Along the high
way are several large sawmills
and q few ranches.
Most Magnificent
The most commanding point
on the highway is known as
Modoc Point. n large promon-
tory where the highway reach
es its highest elevation above
the water. some 20 miles north
OF klamath Falls. II is a local
tradition that the late r. II.
Hartman pronounced the view
from this point one Of the
most magnificent In the United
States. From II one can see
over Pelican bay and the up
per end of the lake and under
favorable atmospheric condi-
tions the white summit of
Mount Shasta springs into view.
The highway is not only q
scenic highway but II is one of
the commercial roads OF Kla-
math county as Il connects
Klamath Falls with the rich
country OF the klamath In
dian agency.
II is one OF the original
roads of the county but II un-
derwent modification when the
railroad came. In making the
railroad grade a great deal OF
the highway was appropria-
ted with the result that the
highway became a series OF
steep pitches and sharp turns.
This condition has now been el-
minated by the completion OF
a standard grade from Algoma
to Lamm's mill. or this new
grade there only remains to be
macadamized a five-mile
stretch between Barclay springs
and Lamm's mill.
The cost OF the new highway
will approximate 100000. The
work has been cooperation be-
tween the state, federal gov
ernment and the county.
Must BE Done Over
The first section OF the high
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29
MEAT CAUSE Of
!. KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take Salts To Flush Kidneys II
Back Hurts or BLADDER
Dothcrs

II you must have your meat every
day. eat Il. but flush your Kidneys
with salts occasionally. says n noted
authority who tells us that meat
forms uric which almost paralyzcs
the kidneys in their efforts TO expel
Il from the blood. They become slug
gish and weaken. then you suffer
with a dull misery In the kidney
region. sharp pains In the back or
sick headache, dizziness. your stom-
ach sours. tongue IL coated and when
the weather is bad you have rheuma-
tic twinges. The urine gets cloudy.
full OF sediment. the channels often
get sore and irritated. obliging you
to seek relief two or three times dur
ing the night.
To neutralize these irritating acids,
to cleanse the kidneys and flush off
the body's urinous waste get four
ounces OF Jad Salts from any pbar-
macy free) take tablespoonful In
q glass OF water before breakfast for
q few days and your kidneys will
then act fine. This famous salts is
made from the acid OF grapes and
lemon Juice. combined with lithia.
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate sluggish kidneys.
also to neutralize the acids In urine,
SO It no longer irritates, thus end
Ing bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot In
jure, and makes a delightful effarves-
cent Whitewater drink.--Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

The Herald several weeks ago
suggested that klamath folk would
do we'll to capitalize the scenic i'd
vantage where the Algoma grade
reaches the summit near the Al
gonna mill. The Huber Construc-
tion company. Of its own volition.
planned to widen the road here for
. parking place when the rock
crusher was removed.
I'VE can't do as much as we'd
like" C. A. Dunn. general super
fntendent. told the writer. wed
like to cut the whole point down
to grade, but on account OF the
cost we will be compelled to leave
an elevation In the center. but we
plan to smooth that bank Of rocks
off and by planning some shrubbery
or grass on It, It win not look at
al bad"
But Klamath county should plan
on acquiring the portion Of the
point which understand is pri-
vately owned. II the county doesn't
some private resort keeper will and
mako . fortune out Of the view"
Later, Mr.. Dunn thought. when
the county had some excess funds
the point could be ievelled off and
. pavilion and parking ground es-
tablished.
All this is called to mind by the
recent page in the Portland Jour-
nal, devoted to klamath county
roads. In which r. C. Johnson. the
special highway writer. describes
his impressions Of the wonder OF the
east shore highway. The article
was illustrated by q half page of
pictures. The text OF the story is
reproduced:
klamath county has one of
the most picturesque highways
In Oregon. II Is the drive
along the eastern shore OF Up
per klamath lake. II is dis
unguished from other scenic
highways In the state from
the fact that It presents an
unrivaled view OF lake and
mountain. For q distance OF
approximately 20 miles the
highway. which is link In
The Dalles-California highway,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

You arc hereby notified that
George q. Wiltshire. who gives Creh-
cont, Oregon. rs nis postoffico nd.
Dress did on July &. 1921. filo IN
this office his duly corroboratod np-
plication to contest and secure tho
cancellation of your Homestead Dntry
No. 0lOS29. Serial No. 0l0S2o made
July 90. 1918. for ShsWh Soc.
rs. Ma NV u ,sw y NV y, Soc. 10.
r. 90 s., x. 10E., EiA Me. Section
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

way to be put under construc-
tion was from the north city
limits of klamath Falls
through Pelican city to n june
tion with the old road for
total length of 3.3 miles. Tho
new route is more scenic and
shorter than the old road and
eliminates adobe HILL" one
OF the worst pieces OF read In
the county during the winter
season. The railroad track Ia
crossed with an overhead struc-
, ture about one mile NORTH Of
Pelican city. Grading and ma
cadamizing on this section was
begun late In the fall OF
1913 and finished In the fall
of 1920. The work was done
by the Klamath county court
on tho basis OF cost plus 10
per cont.
when finished the Job was
unsatisfactory and the cost had
greatly exceeded the estimate.
1t will have to be gone over
again.
The next section OF tho high
way to be put under contract
was the one north of the above
mentioned TO tho southern
boundary OF the Klamath In
dian reservation ut Barclay
springs, a distance OF approxi-
mately nine miles. This con-
tract for grading and macada-
mixing was let In 1919 but
the work moved slowly. II was
not completed until quite re-
Gently. The total estimate OF
the cost Of this section Is
$4,000. or this amount the
state Is to pay S36,467. the
county s36,375 and the fed
eral government S72.157.
The last section. from Bar
clay springs to Lamm's mill.
a distance OF five miles. was
let early this spring to the
Warren Construction company
for grading and was finished
shortly after the first OF the
present month. The estimated
cost is $4,000 OF which the
county contributed $4,000.
There was no federal aid en-
this project.
During construction the coun-
ty operated a ferry between
Barclay springs and Lamm's
mill at a cost OF about $40 per
day TO take care OF the traffic.
IL is expected that the state
Will reimburse the county n
part OF the cost.
Only Recently Completed
In addition to the lake shore
drive other highway work In
klamath county by the state
included the road between
klamath Falls to Merrill and
the road from Merrill to Ma
lin near the California boun-
dary. These projects were un-
dertaken In 1919 but have
only been recently completed
evcept In the case OF the Mer-
rill-Malin road on which con-
struction is Just beginning.
The Klamath Falls-Merrill
project begins at the city lin
its OF klamath Falls and ex-
tends 1868 miles into Merrill.
The estimated cost OF the pro-
ject IL $4,000 OF which the
states share is $Is.7s2; the
county's $4,000, and the fed
eral government. ss5.2s7.
The klamath Falls-Dairy
project Is 1921 miles In length.
This road furnishes an outlet
to Poe valley. Langell valley,
Yonna valley and the
Sprague River valley. II is
also a part Of the Lakeview-
klamath Falls highway. The
new road follows closely the
old road but eliminates a
0rahA nrnQaino HAar nal... k,,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29
Observation-Disclosures

WINTER sEwING-Do It now. Rent
q machine. Inquire Singer office,
20S Main. Special prices on Used
machines. Repairing, cleaning. hem
stitching done. 27-6s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29
NOTICE or CONTEST.
(For publicaiion.)
Contest No. 1907

Department OF tho Interior. Unitod
States Land Office.
Lakoyicw. Orc, august 20. l"sl =
To Oscar ID. German, OF Tokoa, wash
inton, Contostoo:
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

county onch contribute $i0,-
900 and tho federal govern
ment $4,000.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

FOR SALE-one Adriance binder in
good condition, worked ouy two
weeks. Come an dsec. Jack Chez
chov, +. o. Box 81, 26-3ls
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

Make that idle dollar work! Put
Il IN tho hank.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

wANTED-Contract hauling grain
with ton trucks. Call 32sR,eve-
nings. 26-1
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

HUCKLEBERRIEs FOR SALE
Leave orders at Central Hotel.
25-30s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

FOR sALE--Remington Typewriter,
New, Bargain. l6 Loomis Bldg.
1891
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

FOR sALE--1s2o Dodge touring car.
New rubber. first class mechanical
condition. Inquire Houston 4 Phelps.
25tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

allmcntary fact. before putting more
food Into th stomach.
Girls and women with sa'low skinp.
liwr spots. rlmplcs or pallid complex
ion. also q ,osc Who wake up with .
coated tonf ne. bad taste, nasty breath.
Others VIII" arc bothered with headaches.
bilious spn II. acid stomach or constipa.
tion sho'lI begin thi, pho,pha,ed hot
water drir king and are assured OF very
pronounce, 4 results In one or two w~rks.
A quar- Ter pound of limestone phos.
pna,o cos very little At the drug store
but Il suf cicnt % demonstrate that just
az soap .EG i,oa water cicanses. purihcs
and frc-shens the -.,n Ou the outside, -
hot water aud limestone phosphate srt
on the inside organs. We must always
ronsidcr that internal sanitation 10 vast.
" more important than outside cleanli.
ncas, 'Dccnus. the akin pores do not sb-
sorb mpuriti-~ into the blood. whilc ths
bowel pores do.
Women who desire to enhance the
b~iIty Of their complexion should juse
try this for week and notioe rcsults.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

means OF an overhead cross
ing. The cost OF the project
is estimated ut 10000. or
this amount the state aud
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

wANTED-Colored man wants work
OF any kind, phone $751;. Ask
for A. Maxwell. 23-29s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

FOR sALE-?So-3oOo Savage. New.
Bargain. l6 Loomis Bldg. 1851
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29

PAINTS, OILS AND vARNISH
WALL PAPER
W. +. AND J. +. PATTERSON
Phone 196-W. 1877 N. eth ST.
1-3l
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-08-29
CITY GARBAGE-when you want
garbage removed. call tOF. 23.

FOR SALE-3A Mitchell wagon. in
good condition. Phone 1sFl6,
23-29s
The Neshoba Democrat., 1921-11-17
FARM FOLKS MAKES HIT
PLAY PRESENTED At SCHOOL HOUSE
RECEIVED WARMLY BY AUDIENCE

The play Farm Folks presented
at the High School under the auspi-
ces of the Citizen-T Teachers Associ-
alton was decided success Though
the attendance, was small the audi.
ence was receptive. The school
children who attended,were I'M con-
slant paroxysm Of laughter over the
antics of Ben McCraw, who played
the part Of the village Jack k-of-all-
trades, and Mrs. G. l.. era wiley, who
played the part of the farm house
hired girl. Professor G. T.. Crawley
made a hit as New York Farmer.
and Mrs. Clayton Rand, who played
the part OF his wife, put real inter
pretation into her lines. Mrs. Lon
Welsh, taking the part OF II crafty
New York City Mother, and Mrs.
E. L. Brantley, who played the part
OF her sophisticated daughter. both
did well. Carley PEBBLES with Red
necktie, made a good country boy
lover, and Miss Ethel Dove. as the
heroine, gave every scene in which
she appeared a touch of the reality
Harry Seymour played the part of
the New York City butler, and Kato
King, as the small town busy body,
brought down the house whenever
she made her entrance or exit.
Mrs. ]. S. Purcell. Mrs. J. Bowie
and Mrs, Sam Spivey, as property
committee, gave the otherwise al
most hopeless stage at the School
Eouse setting that did credit to
their endeavors.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1921-11-17
MONSIGNOR KETCHAM DIES
HERE REPRESENTING COMMISSIONER or M
DIAN AFFAIRS DROPS DEAD Ar
CATHOLIC MISSION.

Monsignor w. H. Ketchafn. chief
inspector of the American Indian
tribes. died suddenly at the break
fast table at the Catholic Indian Mis-
sion at Philadelphia Monday morn
ing. Death was instantantaneous.
and resulted from apoplexy. Mon
signor Ketcham has just completed
survey of the Indian work In Okla
homa, Louisiana, Alabama and Mis-
sissfppi, and was preparing to return
to Washington to make his report to.
Charles Burke, u. s. Commissioner
OF Indian Affairs. He was one Of the
best informed men in the Indian SER
vice, and one OF the best liked. His
initiative was responsible for the
original appropriation by Congress
for the Mississippi Choctaws. He
was head of the Catholic Indian Mis-
sion Burean at Washington. and the
greater part of his life has been de-
voted to work among the American
Indian tribes.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1921-11-17
S5AAaATaRiuM fRiN0 BLUSH tujSii
OF LIFE TO FADING CHEEK
BY ROD REED

SANATORIUM, Miss, Nov. TO-
There is lot of Joy in life to see the
bloom of health come back to the
cheeks OF the patients in the sanat@r-
ium, and special interest is always
centered in those who bravely and
consistently fight "the battle of the
bugs" Such a person is Lenore VIII
son, the Pollyanna of the wards,
and one of the most beloved patients
In the institution.
Twenty-Five months ago she came
here with temperature OF 103 to
take the cure for Tuberculosis. After
learning the routine she began to
chase the bugs with all the vim and
determination that is so necessary
In getting well. Later she was
promoted to recliner, then out to
meals and to entertainments held
occasionally after supper two or
three times each week. Tuberculosis
Is very crafty disease and almost
without warning an abscess formed
on her lungs, later to break and put
her back to bed. The twill to win,
began to grow stronger and week
after week she lay flat and still on
her little white bed, smiling and con-
tagiously happy, u stinging rebuke
to h5 stronger who make pro-
fes7ion of chronic complaining. viii
power and nature, Irresistible twins
told the story day by day as the col
or came back to her cheeks and the
scales quivered upward as the
months went by. Then again to the
reciner and again out to meals,
still smiling. still happy, still appre-
ciating the life that God gave her.
In n few weeks she will return home
anil spread the gospel of the cure
and prove to the people OF Missis-
sippi that no citizen Is forced" to
go west for his health.
Lenore Wilson is Is years old and
is the daughter Of Judge and Mrs.
q. E. Wilson uf Philadelphia, Miss.
her father having been recently elect
ed judge Ia the Eighth District.
Since the summer OF 1920 the Their
moneter, quarterly paper publish
ed Ivy the extension department, has
been printing happy poems by Le-
more concerning sanitarium life, and
all Of them have been received with
much interest and commendation.
Such q case as this, along with
others. makes the heart glad and
makes Mississippirejoicein the build |
ing OF the million. arsanatoriun.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1921-11-17
Support Your Home School

There is more or less confusion in
some OF the schools of the county
each year because of the fact that
some patrons, for some reason, want
o send and do send their children
out of the local district to some othe r
school. In some cases this is nocessa-
ry that the children may get the high
School training, but in the majority
of cases it is due to personal preju-
dices or dislike for teacher or some of
the people of the community who are
trying to build up the school in the
local community. The law provides
a way for man to send out of his
district, and unless the law is com
piled with no person should insist
on sending to another school.
Not until the patrons and citizens
OF Neshoba County begin to realize
that Charity begins at home", will
the schools be consolidated and a
high school education guaranteed to
every child. III your school is poor
and is not prepared to give your
children the necessary training, you
won't help your school any by send
ing to some adjoining school. The
thing for you to do is to start move
ment for consolidation, consolidate
your schools. and thereby give your
children and your neighbors' chill
dren an opportunity to attend the
best school that can be had In q ru-
raj country. &c. PEBBLES. Supt. Ed.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1921-11-17
PLAY 70 Be REsTaGED

There were many in Philadelphia
that did not see the performance,
either because the play was not suf
ticiently advertised or in many in
stances because they were Indifferent
and doubted whether it would be
worth seeing. For the benefit of
those who did not see the play, and
those who did see 1T, but who have
said they would like to see 1t a sec
.ona tines the play will be restaGed
probably Friday evening, November
18th, which will be the Friday night
following Thanksgiving. AS in the
presentation OF last Thursday even
ing the proceeds will go to the Phila-
delphia School.