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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
By James ]. Montague

Was bonded warehouse stun.
We failed TO see that this song
was moral and told the young man
so. But he said that he had a
brother-in-law who dealt i'm good
bonded warehouse brands. with the
revenue stamps on them, and that
therefore he couldn't see any inn
morality in advocating its sale.
His next and last verse follows:
A young man named Dennis who
liked to play tennis
And golf and such other wild
games,
Was dreadfuly crazy to wed little
Daisy.
A girl with most praiseworthy
aims.
But when to enfold her just under
his shoulder
And make a proposal ne tried,
She tore herself from him. and
seeking to calm him
In quiet low accents she cried.
Refrain.
No fellow that's sporting can come
to me counting;
He cannot behave as he should.
To wear a golf jacket or handle a
racket
Is proof that a man is not good
All such advocations are just dissi-
pations
AS bad as tobacco and such.
You wouldn't be happy if married,
young chappie.
You love recreation too much.
Thereafter young Dennis gave over
his tennis
And sold all the golf clubs he had.
And being much steadied with Daisy
he welded
And now over her he is mad.
His parents have praised him. his
bosses have raised him.
A dollar a week seven times
Which proves, we assure you, that
marriage will cure you
OF tennis and golf and such
crimes.
That was all he had. Maybe he
will come in next week with more
If he does We'll let you know.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
BY. wNL r BARTON.

There was certain church and
&, had a debt OF four thousand shek-
us. And the minister spake unto
his congregation upon a sunday
when he had a fun house. and ne
sald-
Brethren. this debt is a burden.
II might be paid il twenty men
would give each of them am hum
dred sLekels and other twenty nifty
hckels and the rest every man ac-
.cording 20 his several ability"
Then up rose John Perry. ana
said. ~ viii Dee one OF twenty men
90 give an hundred shekcls."
Now every one knew John Perry
that he was q poor man and OF no
great ability but of good end honest
heart. And they were deeply moved
by his generosity. Ard nineteen
other men came across with an hum
dred shekeIs each. and other twenty
as fifty shekels per. and tho res.
each according To his ability. and
within a week the money was an
pledged. to be paid spot cash on the
next sabbath day.
And on that day John Perry call
led at the parsonage and handed the
minister his contribution And after
he had some. the minister looked.
and behold. it was five shekels.
AM the miniser called unto him
the nineteen men. and he said. cuv
dear friend Perry had misurCoy
stood When he promised 20 re enc
of twenty TO give an hundred. he
meant to sivc the twentieth Tar:
of an hundred
And the nineteen men -oara5
with laughter And they said. te,
1t not liz Gath Benc.t a. .1cpi-cd
Jus to come across. and that IS Vel.
Now then. let US pay -3cn OF us
five sLekels more and make up the
share OF John Perry. and we VIII
tell no man"
And they had a great banquc.
Jhat they misht make merry over
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
SUNDAY SAYS IT'S
TINE CINCINN4TT
SUPPORTS WINNER

CINCINNATI, O., March y. -
Thirty thousand converts is Billy
Sundays aim here. he has just
opened an eight-week revival.
My work ought TO be easy here. "
he says. For so years Cincinnati
supported a losing ball club. Sure
ly a town that backs a loser that
long will get behind a winning
proposition like Christianity"
While the campaign is on. the
Truth Seekers society is bombardiug
Sunday with questionnaires. de-
signed, its president. George Ohm
stein, says, to Smoke him out"
Ohnstein has challenged Sunday
TO debate on rs There a HELP"
Sunday says he has refused offers
Of $1,000 a day to speak on Chau-
tauqua circuits and has turned down
a $4,000 movie offer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

FIRST-Corner OF washington av.
and Lafayette blvd. Rev. Archibald
Mcclure. minister: Miss Charlotte
81. Partridge. assistant 10 the minis
ter: morning service at 10:45 a. m.
evening service. 7:30 p. M Bible
school at $3.50 a. N, J. /. Shafer,
superintendent: Mems Fellowship
club at $50 a m. DR.. Lippncott'
leader.
Young Peoples service viii De w hat II
Real Religion" AZ 20 o'clock sunday
evening the motion picture DRAMA prob
lens or Pinhole Parish VIII he si:oWh-
The Bible school supper viii be held a5
9 o'clock Monday. TUESDAY, az ~; ~
be- shown.
WESTMINSTER-scott md Lind
sey cts. Rev A. N E - ID. D.. pas
tor. Residence, S1S Lindsey 81.
sunday school $3.50 a. 10, L. G.
Whitcomb. superintendent: morn
Ing worship. 1915; Christian En-
deavOr, $50 p. III. evening worship,
100 p. M: mid-wee5 devotional
service. Wednesday. 1880 p. m.
SUNNYSIDE-E washington az.
and Francis ST., Rev NJ. NJ. Rodgers,
Ph. D.. minister Sunday school,
$50 a. m, r. =. French, superin-
tendent: 10:45 a. m, morning wOr-
ship; Gas p. m. Christian Endeavor;
T:30 p. m, evening worship; mid
week service Wednesday 1880 p. m.
HUNGARIAN-Corner Cherry 81.
and Washington av., Rev. John
Desc, pastor; Sunday school at . a.
m; church service at 10 a. m. yes
per service at 2 p. m.
HOPE-Leer and Dayton sts.. Ed
win G. Meister. pastor; sunday
superintendent.
GRANGER--Rev. w o. Teninty,
pastor; Sunday school. 10 a. m:
church service every two weeks at
1850 a. N. and 1890 D. m.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
CHURCHES ENDORSE
WILL ROGERS PICTURE

Goldwin's popular star Will Roc-
ers, is declared by Goldwyn to be
the first motion picture star To
have all his pictures recommended
for showing in churches All of has
pictures appear on the white list
Of the Methodist Episcopal church
as suitable for projection in church
aUditOrium's. jess Can Me jim, o.
from J. G. Hollands novel Seven
Oaks has proved very popular fo~
church use, as has Cupid The Cow
puncher,' in which this popular sta~
has made a tremendous hit where
ever shown
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
LUTHERAN

HOLY TRINITY ENGLISH
Corner Sherman av. and Ind
sey ST., Rev. Albert II. Keck,
pastor, 707 Sherman av. Sunday
school, 9:15 "A. m, Charles Hass,
superintendent; preaching, 1880 a.
m; Luther league, Gas p. M; yes
pers with sermon, 1880 p. m.
The pastors theme viii be Some
Whom Christ Could Not Win In the
evening services the subject will be.
Come, Follow Ne" ON Tuesday even
ing the brotherhood meets with J. r.
Strandberg, 141S Van Buren, st. Jesus.
the Only All-suificient Saviour will be
the subject Of the sermon at the We'd
nesday evening Lenten service.
ST. PAUL'S LUTHERAN-Jef-
ferson blvd. and William St, Rev.
II. Eolle. pastor. German service
every Sunday at $3.50 a. m. English
service every Sunday Except the
third Sunday of the monthly at II
a. m. English Sunday school at II
a. m. Parochial school. with daily
religious instruction, 40 w. Jeffer-
son blvd.
Walther league literary meeting Tues
day evening Sewing circle meets We'd
nesday afternoon. Choir rehearsal We'd
nesday evening. Catechetlcal instruction
for adults Thur5day evening.
GLORIA DEF SwEDISH-Chapin
and Kerr SITS, Rev Carl G.. Ander-
son, pastor; 9: a. M. Sunday school;
9:45 a. m, English morning wor-
ship: II a. m. Swedish morning
worship; 1880 D. m, evening wor-
ship.
On Tuesday afternoon the Ladies' Aid
society viii meet at the church parlors
The building society will meet on Thurs
day evening.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
CATHOLIC


ST. PATRICK'S-3 s. Taylor
st. Rev. John F. DeGroote. c. 5. c..
pastor: Rev. William Minnick. c. 6.
g. assistant: low masses at 1880 and
9 a m; high mass at 1890 a m.
Dentcn devotions on "Wednesday and
Friday evenings at 1880.
ST. JOSEPHS-Hll 81. and La
sale av., Rev. Patrick J. Carroll, c.
S. g. pastor; Rev William Burke.
9. 5. .. assistant: low masses at
1880 and a. m; high mass al 1890
a. m. Lenten devouons on Wednes-
day and Friday evenings at 1880.
ST. HEDWIGE, POLISH-Corner
Scott and Napier SITS. Rev. Anthony
Rev. Sylvester Hosinski, G.. s. c.,
and Rev. John Mare. Low masses
at 1880 and 5 a. m. high mass at 10
a. m, Sunday school at 2 2. m;
benediction at 2:30 p. m. and YES
pers and benediction at $3.50 p. m.
ST. STANISLAUS' POLISH-415
S. Lincoln St, Rev. Roman Mar
ciniak. G. s. c., pastor; masses al
1880. 9 and 10 a m.
ST. CASIAIR'S, POLIsH-S2i s.
Webster St, Rev. Stanislaus Gorka,
pastor: low masses at 1880 and g..
m. high mass at 10 a. m; vesDers
at ESQ p. m.
ST. ADALBERTS. POLISH
Olive and Grace SITS, Rev. John
~ ~ nj
1880, 3 and 10 g. m; vespers at
2:3O D. m: holy hour wednesday at
1880 D. m.
ST. STEPHENS HUNGARIAN
Thomas and Mcpherson avs. Rev.
Lawrence Horvath, pastor; Rev.
Paul Miller. G. s c., assistant;
mazses al and 1915 a. m: sun
day school at p. m: benedicuon
at $50 p. m: our Lazy OF Hungary
mission in 500 block On Catalpa av.,
same morning services: no afternoon
services; Sacred Heart mission on
Indiana av., same as other mission.
SACRED HEART, BELGIAN
1875 W. Thomas st. Rev. Charles
V. Fischer. pastor: low masses at
1880 and a. m; high mass at 1890
q. m; Sunday school at p. m;
benediction and vespers at p. m.
ST. MARY'S. GERMAN-531 8.
Taylor 1T, Rev. John n. Scherer,
&. S. c.. pastor: low mass at 1880
a. III: high mass and sermon at 10
a. m: Sunday school at 1880 =. m, f;
benediction at p. m.
SACRED HEART, NOT r z
DAME,-Rev. John 3. Scheier, G. s.
c., pastor; a. m, low mass; S:15 g.
m, students mass; 1915 a. m, par
| ish mass; p. m, vespers-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
Y w c a.

Y. W. c. An. Lafayette blvd,
south Of Colfax av., Miss Maude
Heath, general secretary; Sunday
service, vespers at 4:3O o'clock;
Monday, at o'clock, DR.. Anna
Bakers Bible class meets in the
club rooms: Tuesday. $3.50 o'clock,
high school Bible class, Mrs. II. NJ.
Appleman. teacher; Tuesday, 3
o'clock, Home WOmen's Bible class.
Miss Lamont, teacher; Tuesday,
6:15 o'clock, business women's sup
per and Bible class.
NeSper services will be held SUNDAY
afternoon at 80. Mrs. fred Woodward
will deliver the address.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

warns the sore spot through and
through Frees the blood circula-
ton. breaks up the congcsuon-and
pain is gone.
Rowles Red Pepper Eub. mad.
from red peppers, costs little al arv
drug store. Get a jar at once Al
most instant relief awaits you Us.
IL for colds I'm chest 40 matter
what you have used for pain or con-
gestions. don't fail 90 try Red Pepper
Rub. -Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
Stop Rheumatism
With Red Pepper

Rheumatism. lumbagO. neuritis,
backache. stiff neck. sore muscles
strains. aching joints. When YOU
are suffering so YOU can hardly get
around, just try Red Pepper Rub"
and YOU have the quickest relief
known.
Nothing has such concentrated.
penetrating heat as red peppers. In
slant relief. Just as soon as you
apply Red Pepper Rub YOU feel the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
MINISTERIAL ASSOCIATION

The Ministerial association meets
every Monday morning at 10 o'clock
except during the months Of July
and August The officers are L. s.
Davis, president; 3. d. Beck, vice
president, and c. A. SickafoOse, sec
rotary and treasurer; visiting minis
ters are cordially invited TO attend
the meetinRs
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
SHINED UP WITH OIL.

PHILADELPHIA. - DR.. Yaja
Donate, surgeon on the liner Fer
dinando PalascianO. which arrived
here recently with 1898 immigrants.
disinfected the passengers en- route.
When the ship encountered a heavy
coating OF oil on the water the doc
tor had hundreds OF buckets OF n
scooped up and made the passengers
hafhe In IL
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST.
SCIENTIST Main and Madison sts-;
Sunday school. 9.45 a. M. morning
service. II a. M wednesday even
ing testimonial meeting az O'Clock
reading rooms open daily from II
10 8. saturday evening. o 70 at ~
j. 81. s. building.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
BAPTIST

FIRST-Main and Wayne sts..
Rev. u. s. Davis, ID. D.. pastor,
residence. 211 ". Wayne ST.. 9.SU
~ m, sunday school ". X Stude-
baker. upcrintendeut. sermon
1888 a. M. YOUNG Peoples meet
Ing $3.50 p. M. evening service az
$50 p. m.
The subject of the morning service vii
De "The Strength ~ Grace
CALVARY Corner Blaine and
California avs, Howard 3. Leon
ard. minister: residence. 1e19 wood
ward av.. 10 a. IN. Bible school ana
worship. $50 p. m. 3. Y. p. u
7.50 y. m. worship. 7:50 y. m. Wed
nesday. mid-week worship.
WEDISH-Corner OF Laurel ahc
Napier sts.. p. IN. worship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
COMMUNITY

ULLBRY-Dixie highway in Clay
township; $50 q. m, st. Joseph
Valley Sunday school, c. #. Post,
superintendent; Erma Holman, as
sistant superintendent; 1O:45 a. m,
worship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
UNITED BRETHREN

CONFERENCE MEMORIAL
SOS s. st. Joseph ST., Rev. e. A.
SickafOOse, pastor; $3.50 a. m, sun
day school, George Burkhart, super
intendent; 1915 a. m, worship,
$50 D. m. Christian Endeavor;
1880 p. m, worship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
EVANGELICAL

FIRST-Lafayette blvd. and Mon
roe ST., Rev. Edmond Kerlin, pastor.
9:15 "A. m. Sunday school; 1880 a
m. worship; $50 p. m: 6:45 p. m,
Young Peoples meeting; 1880 D. m,
worship.
At the peoples service Sunday even
ing Edmund kerlin Will speak on The
Meaning OF Temptation and How TO
Meet It There viii be a meeting for
men only at $40 o'clock.
ST PETERS GERMAN-415 W.
Lasalle av, Rev. Hugo Weichelt.
pastor, 9 a. m. Sunday school.
i0:i5 a. m, worship: ESQ D. m,
Ladies Aid Thursday evening. Pris-
ella circle
Examination services for the yearly
confirmation class will be held on SUNDAY
morning The Evangelical league will
meet Monday evening The sewing circle
meets wednesday afternoon. Adult Bible
instruction viii be held on Wednesday
evening.
BROADWAY EVANGELICAL.
CIATIO\-COrner Broadway
and Carroll SITS, Rev. Z. Garfield
Johnson. pastor; residence, 1912 s.
Carroll St, $50 a. IN, Sunday
school. s G. Lehman, superinsend-
ent, 1885 p. m, worship; GAS D.
.
p. M. evening worship.
The morning sermon or Rev. Garfield
Johnson will ne Broken Csterns." The
subject Of the evening sermon will be
The Mechanical Versus the Spiritual"
GRACE. EVANGELICAL ASSO-
CTATION-LincOln way ". and
Walnut St. Rev. Q. Q. Lozier. pas
tor. $50 a. m. Sunday school. c. s.
Harrington, superintendent: 1880
a. N. and 1850 p. m. WORSHIP.
lions observation-disclosures
WAYNE and St Peter SITS. Rev. Wal
demor NJ Goffeney pastor: s:15 a.
m. sunday school. Charles Weber,
superintendent; 9:15 a. m. Mems
Bible class. L. N. Hammerschmidt
leader; 1890 a. m. German wor-
ship; : p. M, Evangelical league
meets
SWEDISH EVANG ELICAL MIS-
SION-Main and Monroe sts. Rev.
r. A Strom. pastor: $50 a m,
perintendent; 10:45 a. m. worship;
7:3o p. III, worship: 7:45 p. m.
"wednesday, worship.
BETHEL Lydick-W II. Flur-
key, pastor. residence. 147 ). Divin
ity hall. University OF Chicago: 10
a. me-. Bible school. Walter MikeseIl,
superintendent. Il a. m. worship;
ESQ p. m. Y. 2. A: T:30 p. m.
worship.
AUTEN CHAPEL-E. J. Nitsche.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
Y NJ c A.

Y. NJ. c. A-Corner s. Main and
w. Wayne SITS, w. NJ banner. ir.,
general secretary; l.. z. Goodwin,
secretary boys department: services
Tuesday, wednesday. Thursday.
Friday, 9 a. m, religious confer
ences: Monday. 10 a. m. Ministerial
association; Friday. 1880 p. m, Re
ligious Institute; Monday (boys)
$50 D. m, Trio club Bible class.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
INDEPENDENT

SACRED HEART. HUNGARIAN
Corner Catalpa and Indiana avs.
Rev. Alexander G. Yupa. pastor: s
a. m, low mass every morning; a
m, sunday. low mass. 10 a m: high
mass, p. m. baptism; $50 p. m.
Nespers
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
NATIONAL. POLISH.

ST. MARY'S OF THE HOLY RO-
SARY, POLISH-Sample and KOS
ciuszko SITS, Rev. Edward Starory-
pinsSi. pastor; week days. s a. m;
high mass az 1880 a m: Sundays
and holy days. $50 a. m; Sunday
school, 2 p. m.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
BRETHREN

FIRST-1214 S. Michigan St.
Rev. G. w. Rench. pastor; resi-
dence, PA L. Broadway: 9:3O a. m.
Sunday school, c. d. Whitmer, super
intendent: 1890 a. m. worship; $50
p. m, Young Peoples meeting.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

EPISCOPAL

ST. JAMES Lafayette blvd,
north OF Washington av., Rev. Rob-
ert }. Long. rector; 1880 p. m, holy
communion; 9:45 a. m. church
school. IL a. m, worship. $40 p.
m, Young Peoples meeting.
TRINITY Hungarian
Elm st. and Colfax av., Father Ed
win z. Smith. priest in charge; resi-
dence, 635 n. Walnut St; a. M
Sunday school, 10 a. m, mass
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
YEGGS WE'RE SCARED

HUNTINGTON, ". Va.-Yegg-
men told ]. J. West. proprietor OF
gas filling station, mot TO make
motion" because they were scared
10 death and might accidentally
shoot" They got $3.50.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
CHURCH OF THE BRETHREN

FIRST-Miami St and Indiana
av., Rev. II. II. Holman, pastor;
ESQ a. m, Sunday school, p. G..
Stahly. superintendent; 1890 a. m,
worship; 1880 p. m, worship.
SECOND CHURCH OF THE
BRETHREN-COrn Cushing and
Van Buren, SITS. Rev. 3. Pontious.
pastor; $3.50 a. m, Sunday school.
G.. Senseman, superintendent; 1880
a. m. worship; $50 D. m, Young
Peoples meeting; 1880 D. m, wor-
ship; s p. m. Wednesday, prayer
meetiug
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
SALVATION ARMY

HALL-107 w. Colfax av.: SER
vices every night except Sunday at
Q, $50 q. M, jail services; D. m,
Sunday school; $3.50 p. m, Young
Peoples meeting; p. m, worship.
Capt. A. Z. Trevitt in charge.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
WESI EVAN METHODIST

WESLEYAN-722 z. Broadway
Rev. G. Q. Payne, pastor: residence.
1907 L. Rush ST; $50 a m, sun
day school. F. NJ. Porter. slperin-
tendent.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
JEWISH

TEMPLE BETH EL-LaSdIIe and
Taylor St, Rabbi Albert G.. Minda;
ESQ a. m. Sunday school; 1O:45 a.
m, worship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
An\IENTIAT

SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST
$50 to Il a. M, Saturday. Progress
hall. Melville building.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

II attribute the increase in crime
in large part 20 the indetermiuate
sentence. Judge Otto Rosalsky.
New York.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
BEACON LIGHT sPIRITUALISTS
LATTER DAY SAINTS

CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF
LATTER DAY SAINTS-321 s.
Michigan st. (Woodmen's hall)
1880 p. m.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
BIBLE STUDENTS

INTERNATIONAL Bend
Womens club hall, room ga, j. NJ.
s. building; 10 a. m, Sunday SER
vice; and 1880 p. m; prayer meet
ing, Wednesday, p. m.
INSTITUTE-242 S. Lafayette ST.,
Melville hall; 7:45 p. m, worship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

Regular service Sunday at $3.50
p. m, in parlOrs Of the Progress
club. Melville building 212 s. La
fayette blvd.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
FREE METHODIST

RIVER PARK FREE METHO-
DIST-Fourteenth and Vine sts..
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(Repeat Refrain)

We rather formed or expressed
an opinion as to this song. If any
of our readers would like to try
it on their piano. They can write
some good music to il and do so.
If the song :Iakes a hit please in
form us, so we can tell the author
he is doing a good work It's next
song follows:
THE BOOTLEGGER'S
REFORMATION
A man sold bootleg whisky
In Hackensack. y. j.
An occupation risky
Or so I've heard folks say
a little child came TO him
Her cheeks were round and red;
Her lovely eyes looked through him
And this is what she said:
Refrain.
Don't sell that botleg whisky, man,
1t hasn't aged enough.
II you viii see my pa you can
Buy bonded warehouse stuff.
The boys that get this hootch off you
Goes out and fights with cops.
No man can get a healthy stew
Unless your traffic stops.
The bad man heard the maiden.
His hand began TO shake,
His heart with sorrow laden
Was just about 20 break
He was no common CRATER
Though he was rude and rough.
And all he sold thereafter
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
Sunday Services In South Bend Churches
PRESBYTERIAN

school: 1880 p. m. worship. 1880 p.
m. Wednesday. worship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

A nice pleasant faced young man
came into our office this afternoon
with an idea. He had just read that
jazz music is 10 be sterilized and
popular songs brought up 10 such
a moral plane that they can be sung
in any home without bringing the
blush Of shame 20 the face OF the
youngest child.
He had spent two weeks writing
the kind of songs he thinks are suf-
ficiently jazzy TO be popular. and at
the same time proper enough TO
pass the censOrs.
We didn't want TO buy the songs.
not being in the song publishing
business. and moreover not know
ing much about songs anyway. SO
he asked US to print them, so the
readers of the paper could pass upon
them. Here is the first:
ASK DAD-HE KNOWS
While the strains of music jazzy
permeated the piazzy
Sat a very nice young lady and
her beau
He was moral he was wealthy; he
was absolutely healthy
And her woman's intuition told
her so.
But when he with veneration sought
TO place an OSCILLATION
On her naturally tinted little
cheek,
She arose and called her pepper
/ which was positively proper,
While she told him. as he tried
10 make a sneak.
Refrain
Before you kiss a girl, dear sir,
You'd ought TO ask her dad:
/ Unless you are engaged to her
Such things will make her mad
A nice young man should not forget
That kissing isn't etiquette;
Such impoliteness you'll regret
Unless you've asked her dad.
Though she fancied that her lover
would perhaps think badly
Of her
When the truth Of her progentor
she told
She was utterly mistaken for al
though the lad was shaken,
He'd discovered that she had q
heart of gold.
They explained things TO her father
who informed them he would
rather,
In such circumstances know the
simple truth,
Then TO HOboken they ferried
where they soon were duly
married,
And she sings this song TO every
female youth:
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

CHURCH OF GOD OF THE
ABRAHAMIC FAITH holds ser
vices Ia Melville hall. PIP s. Michi-
gan St; 10 a. m, sunday school, +.
A. Stilson, superintendent
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
CHURCH OE GOD

CHURCH OF GOD-HarTison az.
and Lindsey St, Wilmer c. Gray.
pastor: S;45 a. m. Sunday school,
w. l.. Hutsell superintendent; 10:45
a. M. worship: $50 D. m. Young
Peoples meeting; 7:45 p. m. wOr-
ship; 7:45 p. m, wednesday, pray
er meeting.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
INTERDENOMINATIONAL
ZION

CRUMSTOWN UNION-Paul r.
Harris, pastor; 10 a. m. Bible
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

pastor: residence. 2s04 Lincoln way
W. Misnawaka; 10 a m. Bible
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13
SPIRITUALISTS

ESSIVE SPIRITUAL So
CIETY-23O S. Michigan ST.. Moose
hall: $3.50 and 1880 p. m.
oscar Edgerly will lecture at the Sun
day evening services.
FIRST INDEPENDENT CHRIST.
IAN SPIRITUALIST CHURCH OF
CHRIST-Melville hall, 212 S. La
fayette blvd, Rev. sylvia Shafer.
pastor; 1880 p. M, service; church
offices, rooms 3 and 6. Merchants
bank building. s. Michigan st.
The subject of the sermon will be, lis
Christ With Us Today" Messages will
be given.
BEACON LIGHT SPIRITUALISTS
-Woodmen's hall, 120 l.. jefferson
blvd, evening services at 1880
o'clock. Address and messages will
be given.
Charles A. Thompson will speak on
Unseen Forces. Message bearers will
be Mr. sind Mrs. Charles A. Thompson
and Gustav Tam9al.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-13

I'm The settleTer- g. rc-'J prob
icms. China. VII follow rho load
or the United States. ALFRED Sz,
Now Chinese minister to J3tel
States