The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-03-03

nent-favorable or derisive. We suspected
psople would read the colyum out of pure
curiosity, il for NO other reason, to find out
what sort Of stuff appeared beneath sucn
.rotesoue monicker. There is considerable
evidence on hand that we have succeeded in
those endeayors. Recently We had thought of
selecting a more sedate name for our Sllo OF
Sin. but that thought is laid aside for the
present. The time, We are quite sure, Is not
yet ripe.
Horrible Example for the Mediil
School Of Journalism.
Bushnell Corr, Galesburg Republican
Register).
The following clipping from the Mon
mouth Review. will give quite an inter-
esting account Of two of our Bushnell
young people being married in Mon
mouth, III. Mr. Neff is young farmer
formerly helping on the Frank P. Farm
now owned by Mr.. Whistler, and laying
in the north part Of the city and Miss
Melvin is virtually Bushnell girl and
grew up hero as was her father and
mother, and spent most OF her life here
and has q host Of young school friends.
JUST now" reports Bettinay II saw, mer-
rily chugging along the avenue, a Ford coupe
with the sign on it: NO GAS TANK. RE-
TURN I thought perhaps you could use il"
Use it? Well, rather! A nivver that runs
ing for. I'VE apologize for kidding a contrib
utor like that but we couldn't resist. even
though the joke was good enough in the first
place..
THE TWENTY.THIRD PSALM.
(Our own parapnrase).
Tae Lord, my Shepherd. has foreseen
My wants, my hopes and dreams;
He makes my bed IN pastures green,
walk by peaceful streams
He heals my soul. my feet He guides
When sin has made them lame;
These things He does. and moro besides.
All in His holy name.
Yea, though walk through Deaths dark vale
No evil can alright;
Thy rod and statf will never fail
To keep my spirit bright
A feast Thou spreadest for me. Lord.
Though enemies surround;
Thine oil upon my head is poured,
My cup in ,10y is drowned!
His love and mercy I know well
Shall heal all earthly scars;
When Death shall kiss me l will dwell
With Him among the stars!
DAUGHERTY is 63. but he looks nearer
40, and displays energy and pop" that would
amaze many . youngster.-The Argus.
From which We conclude Mr.. Daugherty
Is native Of Cork
YOU'RE MISTAKEN; THEY'RE LOCATED IN
OUR DESK.
Sir: Could it possibly interest you to know
that the Roach apartments are located at 1901
1928 Fourth avenue, Rock Island!
-GADDIs.
BY tho way Gaddis, We suggest that you
send your Eskimo wheeze to Whizbang. which
il even less particular than we are.
OUR friend Riquarius writes us from the
"cloistered bays" of the University OF Mime
city" We are tempted to quote his closing
lineE and since Rio. doesn't see our daily daily
ings we'll succumb to the temptation. Attend:
Spring weather and have discovered
the Queen Of This World Never teach in
q co-educauonal college, Mac. l was safer
with the road show.
"This letter lacks Unity, Emphasis, and
Conference. What hot is sunset ON the acrop-
ellis, and am only sixteen -
Perewarned Is Forearmed. We Shall Read
This Colyum and Take . Course In
lnenonics Is Well.
IF. P. A. In the New York Tribune)
This paragraph is written to asperse
B. L. H., whose contribution Love-" in
The Coming Tower for Feb. 16, 1921.
vas stolen from "Psychoanalyzed; or
The Erotic Motive in Contributing" BY
R. N. s.. in The Coming Tower for Aug.
20, 1919. For contrib to take advan-
tsge Of our failure to read The Tower is
beneath contempt
AT Crystal River, Fla. Miss Estella Klein
beck recently took chance in tho marriage
lottery and drew . blank; to be specific. Ralph
J. Blank.
1T hit tho Judge hard-you could tell
from his face" said one Of the attaches OF
Judge lands court, referring to the news
Of the action by house judiciary committee.
But Judge Landis probably believes in the
Tribunes slogan that 1891 will reward fight.
sre." Someone else will be hit just Is hard
CHAMP CLARK.
And now there are NO cares to fret,
No tights to wage with xest
Tho wheel Of Life has paused to let
The warrior take his rest.
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