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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24

Monday CESS this is blew
Monday for l seen ma was in a bad
yumor when she slapped me for
pulling wiskers out of the cats chin
She sed about the only thing sum
men does for their wife is to keep
them from being a old maid.
Tuesday-Pa sed he thinks he
made a big discovry of how to run
a ottomobeel without gasoline. he
says a gas meter will do it because
it runs all the time he just got his
gas bill today.
Wednesday-Jake & me was a
ccasting down the hill in my wagon
e they was a man walking in front
Of us & just as we got in back OF
him he moved over & We glumped
into him. & nocked him for bases
he agreed he was going to set the
officer on us but shux he never put
ont his hand so how cud We help
our self.
Thursday-tonite the telefone
rung & mrs. White asst ma to cum
ever & play 500 with a bunch OF
laGys ma sed o 1 have nothing tc
wear. Mrs. White sed Come or
over any ways. & she did & pa &
me red a detective story & eat ap
pies.
Yurs truly,
GILKY SWIPES.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY.

Mr.. and Mrs. Jno. Heindel were
agreeably surprised Sunday evening
by their many friends, the occasion
being the seventh anniversary of
their marriage. They received many
pretty presents. Dancing was in
dulged in and refreshments were
served.
Those present were, Misses Kate
Grundmeyer, Clairia Richards, ID.
Vitter; Messrs. George and John
Hambacher, Hard Brown, Philip
Buhler and Gus Krogh, Mr.. and
Mrs. Matt Heindel, ST., Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. Heindel, Mp and Mrs. II. Tapie
and family, Mrs. Lauman, Mr.. and
Mrs. Jno. Heindel and many others
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24

r. ]. Williams to Hibernia Bank
& Trust Co., option to purchase
property No. 325 Verret, for $4,000
cash.
Am. A. Lipseyto Geo. w. Platt,
portion Socrates, Teche, Nunez and
Ptolemy; 5000 cash.-O'Connor.
Mrs. Ferdinand Streuby to Mrs
Lucy Scott, 2 lots, Bringier, Odeon
Magellan and other property; $500
cash.-O'Connor.
Joseph A. Blythe to Miss Lille
Olivier, lots, Henderson, Hart, JOS
eph and Maumus; $195 cash.
Miss Kate Smith, ct ais, to Subur.
ban Bldg. & Loan Assn, lot, Eliza
Seguin. Verret and Evelina; $500
cash.
Purchaser to John HUM, same
property; s2S00 terms.-Loomis.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
FRENCH SANDALS IN ALGIERS.

A new business house of New Or
leans, and one whose product is last
becoming known, is that of Jules l..
Brana & Bro, located at Gil Bour-
hon street, who are the exclusive
dealers in the United States for the
justly famous French Sandals. TO
very great many people it is not
necessary to explain just what
French Sandals are, for truly French
Sandals are not a novelty, having
been worn almost exclusively by the
inhabitants of the Pyrenees Noun
tains Of France and Spain for cen
turtles. In 1900 they were intro
duced into this country by the faith
er of the present importers, and to-
day thousands are wearing them,
especially persons who are unfor-
tunately afflicted with foot troubles
1t is said for french Sandals that
physicians recOn5mend them to patti
ents for relief in all foot ailments,
such as corns, Abunions, callouses,
and other ailni PTS. These sandals
are frictionless, give the feet proper
airing, are very flexible and will
not irritate the skin. The soles are
made of jute and the top of canvas
or felt, and neatly trimmed, making
them attractive, strong and durable,
and this material will outwear lea
Their. Persons standing on their
feet all day in the home or at work
could not possibly find shoes as com
Portable and economical. French
! Sandals can be washed with soar
and water and hung on the family
clothes line and look new indefinite
/ ly. They are made in all styles and
colors for children, women anC
men. and all French Sandals beal
the trademark Drama" Renecky':
Shoe Store, 200 Patterson street. i:
the representative in Algiers for this
product, and a full line of sizes fol
all is carried in stock.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
1T MIGHT HAVE BEEN.

a good wife, God bless her. THESE
word werep spoken n coffin lid
and burden
fe long heard her hand was
wayde her
the husband hand trusted
her; while he amused himself
Children had been porn
to them alone-hey were gone! Her
hand Then she had comoed him. ana
him
cried What a do but cry-and trust?
could die until he had promised
they had been
best in giving and he IN ece
ing I was an partnership after ALL
a me-" oh, man! man! why not have told
hers when her ears dulled by death?
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24

"You see," Mrs. Get-the-MOst-O ut-of-
Life continued, ct was a little timid
at first. That is why l talked first
to Mrs. Wood Elf-did you hear me?
I'm sure you did. do hope you don't
think was rude"
"Oh, no." said the girl
"We are glad to meet you" said the
boy, "for we want to meet everyone
we can"
"rll tell you a little family his
tory" said Mrs. Get-the- Most-Out-of-
Life. by the way, Mrs. Wood Elf,
may l have a drink Of water? Have
you any dew water left?"
"Just a little I'll get 1t for YOU"
said Mrs. Wood Elf.
81 hope" said Mrs. Get-the-Most-Out-
of-Life, "that you won't mind little
history. There is nothing in it about
kings or queens, and there are no
dates to be remembered. It's a very de-
lightful history"
ut sounds rather NICE" said the
girl.
"And like a quite new kind" said
the boy.
81 was afraid that you wouldn't like
my name. i was afraid 1t sounded a
bit too preachy and fine-just as
though l were going around and say
ing that / was such a splendid wom-
an, l did everything the right way,
and so got everything that was use
full and beautiful and good.
"Well, that isn't what mean you to
think Of me. / am named after my
my mother and father My father
greatly admired my mother and want
ed me to be named after her. My
mother admired my father and want
ed me to be named after him. Sc
they just named me after both OF
them"
what were the namesT asked the
boy.
"My fathers name was Hurry ant
my mothers name was Take-Your
Time"
"But your name isn't made up o
those Names" said the girl.
"Oh, yes it is. You see, my fathe
was always hurrying. He was grea
creature for bustling and rushing ant
doing so much In such short time.
my mother, on the other hand, al
ways took her time. She did thing
very carefully and very well and yer
thoroughly.
My father didthings very brilliant
ly and quickly, though sometimes the
were done in rather a slap-dash fash
ion and sometimes my mothers way
were too slow.
But my mother thought my father
quick, brilliant ways were wonderful
and my father thought my mother
careful, thorough ways were great
to be envied.
$50 was named after both Of then
And now live up to my name. 70
see, in our family we're all like OF
names. 1t was the same with m
grandfather-the oldest grandfath,
anyone has,"
Grandfather Timer asked the DO
Fright" said Mrs. Get-the- Most-Ou
of-Life. I take after both my parent
- I don't want to hurry so fast that
! miss everything pass by. So I hurl
and yet not so fast as to keep fro
enjoying things. I'm not conceited
say this as il is all because of n
g wonderful father and mother.
70 ''They gave me these combin'
ie gifts"'
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24

ten. There were about one hundred
and fifty boys, all inmates of the
hospital, at the gathering.
Tomorrow night the post will en-
terrain the sick boys at the Bell
vedere Hospital.
Members of the post visited the
hospital Sunday afternoon and treat
ed the boys to good homemade
fudge"
The Catherine Dent Post is the
only Women's Post in the South.
We have quite a few of Algerines in
IT, too.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
SOB STUFF AND STONE HEART.
WILL YOU BE MISSED?

reading article are going
and pass to your reward-whatever reward may be.
a void behind?
be missed?
out MS
he leaves
recor his acts
You may children, other dependents
grief tempered
at
miss you?
friends business associates ana perhaps
many acquanances have been Tor
these living and they will judge you
miss you?
children who know you who have
kindly with a They will remember you
But will
which
will by
of these be passed
associates acquaintance even your dumD
brutes you have passed on
But will missed?
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
TWENTY YEARS IN BUSINESS.

One of the largest, oldest and
most reliable firms in New Orleans
dealing in awnings and tenting is
that of NJ. Fauria & Sons, 1225-1227
n. Peters street. Established more
than twenty years ago, this firm has
long enjoyed a reputation for honest
values and quality merchandise.
This firm sells direct to customers
which means a saving of the middle
mans profit. Comfort and attrac-
tiveness for the home is the aim of
everyone, and it is hard to imagine
anything that lends more of comfort
and attractiveness to a home than
the use of an awning. For cleanli-
ness nothing so aids TO keep out
dust and SCOT, for comfort awnings
keep out the glaring rays and heat
of the sun. All sizes of awnings
may be had, it makes no difference
what your requirements, Fauria's
craftsman can fill your wants.
Fauria's awnings are made into de-
signs to harmonic with the archi-
lecture and decorative scheme OF
any home Stores are likewise made
attractive when awnings are used.
All goods are made of the best quail
ity material, and it is a policy OF
this firm that quick and prompt
service is always rendered. If you
are planning an awning for the
store or home this year, call Phone
Hem. 6S2-1OS7, and their sales
man will call and ADVISE you on the
quality and size of awnings for your
special service.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
CATHERINE DENT POST ENTER
TAINS.

The Catherine Dent Post of the
American Legion has charge OF en-
pertaining the sick and wounded SOL
diers at the local hospitals for the
month of February.
Last Friday the boys at the Ma
rine Hospital had real treat. Be-
sides a delightful program refresh
ments were served and the boys were
convinced that they are not forgot
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
HE WANTED TO BE HANGED QUITE PUBLICLY.
No. AZ

Chicago hanged one fine morning recen'
during the last
denunciatons of capital punishment ohe y
whlch Is the
mohs ne
would him swing and tha the su
much for 80 per cent Oh le
hundreds
spectacle when he walked INTO
proprietor dead nor OF the
murdered bod
that those diners thougnt pretty
capital punishment at that particular moment ana "Shed ~ ~
could pull the
assassins They forget about their Victims
the wives and mothers ana chill
stricken with grief Ihey only VI
miserable v-of thing it is for the law to take lie
had No conjunction n plotting out another life
be promotion OF a
two sides to the question
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
BUY NOW.

matter are farmer seilns
erops worker factory selling your labor
sell Ok Looh'
Who is that buyer YOURSELF?
Who product?
Keen on buying tn who would buy
Each helps the oe
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
ALGERINES AT LAW.


Permits.
C. E. Lee Dunn, owner and build
err, frame cottage, Numa, Nelson,
Lawrence and Ptolemy, $1,000.
Real Estate Transfers.
Mrs. Isidore Charles to Maurice
GastineI, interest, etc., in and to
succession of Isidore Charles and in
and to lot, fronting on Cutoff Road,
500 cash.
Mrs. Eloi l.. Bordelon to The Peo-
pies Homestead Association, lot,
Pacific, Atlantic, Opelousas and Eve
lima, $1,000 cash.
Purchaser to vendor, same prop
erty, $4,000 terms.-Rouen.
Chas. P. Rauschkolb to VIM. Folse,
lot, Newton, Diana, Vallette and
Belleville, 500 terms.-Mahoney.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
H. N. G. G. THEATRE.

"The Pinch Hitter, featuring
Charles Ray. Pants, Gale
Henry Comedy. 2-reels. Fox News.
First show, $3.50 to 1880; second
show, Sis.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24

There is one person in the hun.
Gred and five million folks in this
nation who is not making any
strenuous objections to Champion
Ed STRANGER" Lewis deadly
deadlock That person is Mrs
Lewis. bride of less than a year
who proved in this picture that
che could still smile, even with
me famous wrestling hold clamped
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24

The grand-niece Of the famous
suffrage pioneer, Susan b An
thony led the procession which
marched to pay tribute at the
dedication of the ' memorial
statue to the capitol, Feb. Is She
is Miss Eleanore Anthony, daugh-
ter of Congressman Dan Anthony
of Kansas.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1921-02-24
thine is Money!

You've heard that before You
can save time, therefore money, by
eating at the Gem. The time you
save by our Quick Service can be
applied to your business. Why
worry your wife over lunch at
home that may cost you as much as
a Gem Lunch, plus carfare and a
long, weary ride?
Reduced prices on EVERYTHING,
not on few leaders fnly.
The owner of the Gem personally
attends to your service and comfort.
Tables for ladies and gentlemen,
Quick Lunch Counter, Oyster Bar.
The Restaurant That Has Served
Continuously and Most Satisfac-
torily for Seventy-Five Years"
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14
NEW TYPE OF ARMY OFFICER.

A new type of army officer who understands the mechanics of human feelings is of the results of the: war, according Brgadier General Douglas Academy, whose annual report has just been made publie-:. The report declares that by the old rigid army methods have been swept forever into the past, necessitating the production of a type officers With nations, not merely professional armies;S in arms, improvisation will be the watch words and there must be a Liberalization of con ceptioR' on the part of army officers that amounts to new psychology. of command
 West Pontg has undergone fundamental changes since the wartaand fhe training system has been rebuilt the basis of the new viewpoint General MacArthur says, adding: "The results have tran scended the most sangune expectations they will be felt throughout the Army at large with the gradua tion of the classes under instruction"
 The report further mentions the new type oi discipline at the Academy, which includes a progres sive increase of cadet responsibility tending to develop initiative and force of character rather than automatic performance of sereotyped functions The aim is to keep the curriculum abreast of the bes modern thought education and the Academy r closer relation with the Army at large.
 General MacArthur pays tribute to the wartim citizen soldiers. He says: Personnel both in tho front lines and at the rear, of necessity i'm provised, and men were issued with minimum O training, but this was largely offset by the higI type Of those engaged. Discipline therefore no longe required extreme methods. Men generally needed only to- be told what do rather than to be forced by fear
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14

to it. The fact is, The Empire has always been stanch supporter of the Seattle Chamber of Con- merce and its Alaska Bureau. It has defended, times against attacks from the Dispatch the Alaska attitude of Seattles real business They have always been loyal supporters of Alaska's best in terests, though sometimes of them made the error of mistaking woud-be politicians and ex-pro- nloters who now live in Seattle and pretend to be Alaska mouthpieces, for real Alaskans.
 Col. Gowlas' statement speaks for itself He did lot attack Seattle and he did not question the friendship of Seattle He simply said that his obser vation had lead him conclude that in most part Seattle people supported Alaska they supported other causes that were worthy in their eyes. He said in The Empire, and it was substantially what he said in speech at Seattle, that Seattle should only support Alaskan development debt to this Territory Gas he admits she does) but that she should take the closer veW-the more selfish, if you please-that in helping Alaska she is helping herself. Seattle people have said it time after time It has been said by members of the Seattle Chamber of Commerce and it's Bureau. It is exactly the doctrine they have been preaching In Seattle.
 Seattle people must understand, also, that Col. Gotwals standing in Alaska be injured by the Dispatch. No man ever to Alaska and in the same length of time did more for this Territory, earned place in the hearts of all Alaskans, than Col Gotwas has done and earned. There is not a section of the Territory in which he is not ap- Iraised at his true worth-as very able very in drstrous and very earnest worker for the country. Today he is battling with the snows and low tenn peratures in the Interior of Alaska in his service for the people of this Territory. He is who works for development instead of spending time trying to talk himself into straegtcal political position.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14
Checking Immigration.
(New York World, ]

If the Senators who oppose the House bill cluding immigrants for year could suggest an acceptable plan of regulation they would be in a strong position, but in this they fail Every proposi ton submitted by them gives life to long-stand- ing evils.
 Our present laws forbid immigration, with certain exceptions which in most easily evaded llliteracy shuts out few criminals and anarchists Im- migration stimulated by labor contractors, now for bidden, comes in just the under the guidance of employers who supply aliens already here with steamship fares for relatives and friends. The cash pocket test is met by what may be called a Noving fund, the money needed to get by the inspect ors being used and again Finally the door benevoently opened to sufferers from religious persecution is wide enough to admit nearly all who fail through any other avenue.
 The House bill stopping immigration entirely for one year is represented designed check temper arily movement that is practically unlimited, and to give Congress time to perfect policy that will just to all concerned To make exceptions is defeat the purpose of the Every amendment, whether ostensbly humane glaringly demagogic, calculated to let down the bars for deserving few will work to the advantage of the undesirable many. Unless Congress intends in good faith devote itself to a solution of the question, temporary exclusion being simply means to that end it is idle to go through the motions of doing something when the Let gain is certain to be nothing
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14
JELLICOE AND SCHLEY.

The recent publication by the British Admiralty of all the official records concerning the naval Battle of Jutland has caused renewal of the discussion of that conflict There is not little criticism of Ad mra Jellfcoe for permitting the German naval yes sels to escape when it is held that it might have been destroyed had the attack been more vigorous
 Yet, the English people and Government far more generous 10 Admiral Jecoe than the American people and Government were to Admiral Schey after the Battle of Santiago, notwithstanding that the American Admiral destroyed all the Spanish ships Admiral Schley compelled to face court of inquiry, and majority of that court, notwith- standing his victory censured him for failure to make the most of the situation. Admiral Dewey, the hero of Manila Bay, who presided at the court dissented from the opinion If the Spanish fleet had escaped it is not difficult imagine what would have been done to Admiral Schley.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14
Luke McLuke Says

Women have more courage than men. A man wouldn't dare go out on the street half naked in zero weather
 Talk to a modern young man about burning the Midnight Oil and he Ii think you are talking about Gosiline.
 Somehow or other, it doesn't take a man long to get short these days.
 Women are highstrung creatures. Maybe that is the reason they are always harping.
 It may sound paradoxical. Bur it takes a certain amount of vanity to feel that you haven't lived in vain.
 It has just about got so that d woman feels uncomfortable in shoes that are large enough for her
 The trouble with man who can talk like a book is that you cant shut him up like one.
 One upon q time the Devil paid a visit to the Earth. But he caught an awful cold. He was kept 50 busy taking off his hat every time kc saw a Hypocrte that he was bare, headed all the time.
 Even if it didn't rain for 365 days there would be just as much mud slinging going on as ever
 The reason why a fat man stays fat is because every time he takes exercise it makes him eat more
 What has become of the O. f. auto ist who imagined that he had lo wear goggles?
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14
Dense

Don't you know the population of London is more dense than that of New York?' remarked the English man.
 "Of course. I do," repied the Amer ican. 'I have often tried to make a joke"
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14
Where Responsibility Lies.
Cincinnati Enquirer )

The Golden Rule may be regarded by many as oldfashoned. out of date. not practical this prac- tica materialstic age but it will work if given the opportunity.
 Judge Gary, speaking in New York recently as serted that the present economic depression is the result of natural and necessary read just ments He recognizes disquieng things but finds no reason for grave apprehension because of the situation
 Broadly considering world conditions the entire gamut of crime. greed, selfshness 'unreasonabe use of wealth by capitalists, and the "unreasona be antagonisms and functioning of labor. he declares that the responsibility for economic depression and all other ills with which the world is afflicted is that the Golden Rule has been suspended He anrms that this rule temporarily has been abandoned in business. However he finds excuse for the majority Of the people in that they have been influenced by the examples of their national admnis "a ions Public authorities, some of them have been guilty of some of the ofenses indicated Future generations looking back to the present, will be amazed in con templattng how nearly insane large number of the public officials and private individuals seem to have been"
 Insane is right But conyalescence and per- manent cure are to come. The wealth and resources or the country are equal to any demand practically any strain The spirit of the country as indicated by Judge Gary, only needs awakening to a reaIiza- ton Of fundamental guiding truth the value of the application of the Golden Rule in business and all the relations of life, to leap forward toward unprec edented prosperity and happiness
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14

Mrs Mary Ellen Smith, the first woman to be elected Canadian Parliament has been chosen Speaker of the British Columbia Provincial Parlia- ment. It is the first time has been selected to preside important a legislative assembly Mrs. Smith is serving her time She elected as a Liberal.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14

When Gen. Hoffman urges that an international army under the command of Gen. Pershing, Gen. Joffre Gen. Foch be sent to conquer Bolshevst Russia it is evident that Germans have clear ception of the results of the World War Gen. Hoff- mann's recommendations for military honors were not made through love of Frenchmen Americans
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14
Cheer Up!

The Bad Boy threw a snowball at the Optmist and knocked the Cp- tinist's hat into the street.
 "Oh we'll" smiled the Optimist as he brushed the snow off his hat. Youth will have it's fling
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14
Human Nature

Wilmington News-JournaD
 Luke McLuke says that it's the fellow who hasn't any salary to pay who Is in favor of raising them. And it's the fellow who hasn't any cloth ing on hand at high prices who is yelling about cutting the liver out of the price to get rid of the stuff
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14
Write Your Own Head To This

(Coldwater, o. Chronicle) Luke. it says here that kind pro duces kind" what was the sire of the man who gave his wife a wash tub for Christmas?
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-01-14
Mean Brutel

Love is blind" sighed Miss Old girl.
 Huh" grunted Mir. Oldbatch Maybe that is why lovers make sights of themselves"