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Dangers to Navigation.

Str Santa Elisa reports a spar attached 10
sunken wrechage, dangerous to navigation.
Ambrose Channel lghtship bearing Y by n
and Scotland lightship bearing sW.
lReported to the Hydrographc office.]
Feb 2. lat 30 33, lon 20 AZ. a mast project
ms about Is feet out of water. apparently
attached to submerged wreckage.
Jan 81, lat 80 80, lon "a II, a piece OF
timber about 90 feet long and 2h feet in
diameter.
Feb 8. lat 20 OF, lon "a O2. schooner
about 1870 feet long. bottom UP, showing
about feet out of water,
Jan 80, lat % 80. Ion 9s So, part of a
deckhouse
Jan 26, lat 33 II, Ion Al 10, black bell
buoy marked 80" In white, covered with
marine growth.
Jan %. lat S5 03. lon 81 &c. a spar. with
rigging attached.
Jan 20. lat 80 3s. Ion 13 2s. life raft
painted white.
Jan, 26. lat 42 N, lon S3 55 w, two
small logs, covered with marine growth.
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SAILED.

s,rs Geo u Jones, Texas City; Panhandle
state, London Fort Hamilton tBD. Der
muda; KorsfJord (Norl, ClOnfuerOg: spea
tNor). Port spain; Santa Eliza, Caliao.
Strs Cape Henry, Mobile: Comanche, Jack
sonville; Lake Frugality. Norfolk: Hamil-
ton, do; Biela (Brl. La Plata; Philadelphia.
Lnguayra. &c; Mupua. Yokohnma Langley
ORD, Antwerp via Portland. Mo; Comai.
Galveston; El Sud. do; Matura (Br), Gre
nada. &c; FL Estero. New Orleans: Agwi-
lake. Port Lobos; suez Maru tJap). Nue-
vitas.
Str Aeolus, Rio Janeiro.
Sailed Sth, str Kekoskee, Lobos.
The corrected reading of tho barometer
(reduced to sea leveD at New York on
Wednesday Feb Q. 1921, at AM, as re-
ported by the United States Weather Ju-
reau, was thirty and twenty-one hundrcdths
t302D inches. This closely approxima tes
seven hundred and sirty-seven and three
tenths (767.3) millimeters. Captains OF all
vessels now lying In or near the ports OF
New York and Brooklyn can advanta geousiy
use the above official data for observing
whether their own barometers require any
considerable correction or adjustment.
Wind nj Sandy Hook, PM, Sc. 10 miles;
cloudy; smooth sea.
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PORTLAND, Me, Feb e-Arrived, str Cas-
sandra tBr), Glasgow via Halifax.
Sailed 9th, tug Valley Forge, towing barge
Herndon, Searsport for Philadelphia calling
at Portsmouth for barge Cocalico from
NewburyporD and at Boston for barge Rieh-
PLYMOUTH, Mass. Feb o. $40 AM
Sailed. str Munorway (Nor), New York.
SAN FRANCISCO. Cal. Feb s-Arrived. str
Heber, Norfolk. -
Arrived 7th. strs Derblay, Guayaquil Sth.
Nanking, Hong Kong,
Arrived 9th, strs Wilheimina. Honolulu
Lehigh, Philadelphia; Admiral Farrasut, CO.
rinto; West Katan. Hull.
Sailed sth, srrs Edgemoor. Manila; San
Jose, Balboa. -
sailed 9th, motor ship Sierra, c,aiiao; sth,
str Siberia 'Maru (Jap). Hong Kong, &c.
Sailed 9th, strs Santa Alicia. AntofagaAta
shabonee lIsrl. Tampico; MAUI, Honolulu,
SEATTLE, Wash, Feb o-Sailed, str Ho-
raisan Maru Jap), Shanghai.
ST ANDREWS. Fla, Feb 7--ArStved
a. sailed), aux sehr Template, Maeorie.
SAVANNAH, Ga. Feb 9-Arrived. strs Tri-
tonia (Br), Tampico. City of Atlanta, Bos-
ton Merrimack, jacksonville (and sailed for
Phiadephia); City OF st Louis, New York.
sailed 9th. str 90 (Br). Caiharien.
TAMPA, Fla. Feb 9-Arrived. str Lake
Freeland, New York,
WILMINGTON, NC. Feb s-saiied. str
Josiah Macy. Baton Rouge.
Sailed 9th, str Youngstown. Bremen
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Santa Alicia. Tacoma for Antofagasta; schr
Repeat (Fr). Papeets.
Sailed 3d, str uity Of Reno, San Pedro.
SEATTLE. Wash. Feb 2-Sailed. str Tyn-
darevs IBrl. Hong Kong, &C.,
SAN PEDRO, Cal, Feb a--Arrived, strs
seiededl y, 81; Pomona. San Francisco for
ST THOMAS VI, Jan 26-Arrived, str
Azumasan Maru (Jap). Antofasasta, &c tand
sailed for Azores) motor scbr Hadrumete
tFT). Lisbon for New York; eg't. FPS y ~
Tupper, New York for st CeoIx. SO: Path,
Danvile. New Orleans (and sailed Feb on
return; Dorghild tNor). New York for Rio
Jsnelro. SC land sailed same day. Daven-
and Santos (and sailed 30th) 2ath, jean
nette skinner. Rio Janeiro for Philsdelphia;
3oth; Ashnee, antwerp &c. for Porto Rico
for New Orleans tand preceeded).
Sailed 25th. motor AMMAN (Dan), London
and Hamburg.
TACOMA, Wash, Feb 3-Sailed, str Horai-
san Maru tJap). Hong Kong.
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CLEARED.
IFrom Y. 8. Naval Cornmun

tFron Z. 8. Naval Communication servics.l
Str Drottingholm tsw), Nordfeldt. Go,hen-
burg-Furness. Witty e. Co.
Str Bradavon tBr), Day. Brake and Ham
burg-Kerr Steamship Co, Inc.
Str Independent Bridge, Smith, Oran, Al
giers, &c-United American Lines. Inc.
Str South American (Br), Fraser Callao
Antofagasta and Valparaiso via Baltimore
American Metal Transport Co.
Str Hadnot, Lusk. Port Lobos-McAllieter
Brothers.
Str Agwilake. Cole, Port Lobos-New York
and Cuba Mall Steamship Co.
Str Philadelphia, Goodman. Curacao, La
guayra and Puerto Cabelo via San juan
Bliss. Dallett & Co.
Str stavangeren (Nor). Lovik. Laguayra
and Maracaibo-Biss. Dalett ,S CO.
Str smaragd (Nor). IIoug. Ant.lla-Atlan-
tic Fruit Co.
str El sud. Pichin. Galveston. Southern
Pacific Co.
Str Comai, Curry. Galveston via Key West
Mallory Steamship Co.
=. Str FL Estero. Petersen, New Orleans
Southern Pacific Co.
Str Hamilton. Nelson. Norfolk-oid Domin-
ion Transportation Co.
Str Yaka, Rislsy. Baltimore-Black Dia-
mond Steamship Co.
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BY United States Naval Communi-
cation Service.

distances given in miles: time at noon.
unless otherwise speclfied.1
A Bedford T3f n Barbados Tth.
Absecon passed Cape Charles 9th.
Agwistar 200 from Ambrose 9th.
Agwisun 23h EW South Pass Sth
Agwiword "a sw Hatteras 9th.
Allentown . s Jupiter sth.
Ancon $50 NE Colon sth
Aryan 221 ESE Sabine bar eth.
Betterton 200 Sc Ambrose 9th.
Brilliant 14i N Jupiter sth.
Brindilla 225 SW Hatterns 9th.
Broad Arrow 2.os4 Il, San Francisco 9
PM 7th.
Dylayl wSw Vineyard Sound 9th.
Callabasas % " Hatteras 9th.
Cartago NV Havana 9th.
Chalmette 90 NV Havana 9th.
Charles NJ Everest i96 s Hatteras nth.
City OF Freeport 10 SW Capsfort sth.
City OF Savannah III SW Hatteras nth.
CITY OF Weatherford IL NV Sand Key 9th.
Colon rs NV Port au Prince sth.
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stSn. str oTitsni. $50 AN;
1isaa fsS Puerto ais
Romano, San Pedro de Macoris, San Do
mingo City. Aqua and Barahona, str Algon-
Hayti Except Cape Hayti and Port de
printed matter, &cj. Nicaragua (except
Prints. &e for Aaeaeoms Ae rssGcespa Gclssfp and and
Yusearan (Honduras). cauca and Narino de-
cept Iqpitos). Bolivia and Chile iother parts
via Port su Prince and Cristobal. str Gen
Cape Hayti. Port de paix and Dutch Guiana
tother parts or Hayti. Curacao and Caru-
pano T. via Capt Hayti. Port de Paix, Con
Jncmsl, Curacao. carupano and Paramaribo,
str AiiaGae. 10 AM.
SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 12.
Bermuda. via Hamilton. str Fort Victoria,
Bahamas. including Inasua and Fortune
str Mexico. $3.50 AM.
Costa R!ca (Cuba. Jamaica. Canal Zone
Antonio. Kingston. cristobal and Port LiInon,
str ulua. $3.50 AM.
San Juan. str coa@o. % $50 so AM Sup (sUp Q 80 80
AND.
Transpacific Mails.
Close at New York at Pm IS follows:
Netherlands East indies Especially ad-
dressed only. via San Francisco. str Goron-
HawaA. via San Francisco. str w.lhelnlns,
Feb IL.
xsssna xsws c4!ns sss EEsssh fsIao; Inao,calna and
via San Francisco. str Marking, Feb 10.
Hawaii and specially addressed mail for
Japan, Corea and China, via San Francisco.
scr Tenyo Maru, Feb IA.
Philippine Islands and specially addressed
mall for Japan. Corea and China. via Seat
tie. str Arabia Maru, Feb II.
japan. Corea, Cl ina, Siberia, Frsnch
Inao-Ch!na. Netherlands East Indies 'ex-
cept Sumatra) and Philippine Islands. via
Vancouver and Victoria. DC, str Empress of
Japan. Feb IS.
Hawaii. Fiji Islands. New Zealand and
Australia. Via Vancouver and Victoria, BE,
str Mskura. Feb %.
Hawaii, Samoan Islands, Australia and
New Zealand. via San Francisco, str Ven
tura, Feb "a.
'Must be specially addressed for this
steamer.
tParcel post mails and specially addressed
correspondence.
Mails of the following dates, Shanghai Jan
and Yokohama 21st, which arrived per str
Arabia Maru. we're despatched east from
Seattle on Feb and are due in New York
on the morning OF Thursday. Feb 10.
Mails from Manila. dated Jan 10. which
arrived per str Spokane, despatched
New York on the morning OF Sunday. Feb 13.
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WIRELESS REPORTS.

Str Adriatic (Br), Southampton for New
York. Is expected 10 dock at pier 80, North
River, Saturday forenoon.
Str Mount Clay, Hamburg for New York,
Is expected to dock at pier !. North River,
Thursday afternoon.
Str Duca d'Aosta OtaD. Genoa. &c. for New
York, Is expected TO dock at pier 81. North
River, late Thursday or early Friday.
Str San Giusto rtaD. Naples. &C, for New
York, Is expected to dock at pier 7, Bush
Docks, Brooklyn. Thursday forenoon:
Str Winifredian (pr), from Liverpool, was
600 miles OF Boston at noon Sth.
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u. S. Shipping Board Tank
Steamers for Charter

The Shipping Board has available for charter several
AL tank steamers OF these vessels there available
for prompt loading two 10000 DWT and two 9100 DWT
steamers
The Board will entertain offers from principals only
for the charter of these tankers for period of from
four months either on a time form voyage basis
Offers should be submitted to H. d. Carter Manager
Tank Steamer Department, As Broadway New York City
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Naval Orders
Special Despatch to THs NHw Yoax HsaALp.
New York Herald Bureau,
Wa6hlaRtOU. ID. g., Feb. a

These navy orders have been made public:
Commander W, ii. Lassing, TO special duty
at Vibration Specially Company. Philadei-
phia; Lieut.. Robert LuSer. to command XII:
Commander II. l.. Pence. designated Naval
Attache, London. frasn January IA; Lieut.
Commander Aaron Robinson, Medical Corps,
70 au'y Navai hespoN nahpten Hosds;
Lloyd o. Hammerstrom. to u. s. s, Comfort;
Lieut. Commander Arthur p. Jensen, to com
mand u. s. s. Celtic.
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AMERICAN PORTS.

lBy NALL
HONOLULU, Feb 3-Arrived, u str
Buford, New York via Baltimore for Manila.
Arrived I'd, str City OF Berkeley. Hong
Kong, sc, for New York.
MAHUKONA. Feb 2-Salled, motor Annie
johnson, San Francisco.
ORANGE. Tex. Feb 4-Sailed, schr Nova
Queen (Br), Port Arthur.
SAN FRANCISCO. Cal, Feb S-Arrived. str
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DUE FEBRUARY ie.
Almanac for New York February 10
DROPPING OF TIME BALL.

NEW YORK, Feb e--The time ball above
the Navigation and Marine Engineering
school OF the Seamen's Church Institute, rs
South street, dropped to-day at exact noon.
18TH meridian, or hours slow OF Greenwich
mean time. Any one desiring correct Green
wich mean time telephone Broad 207.
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Transatlantic Mails.
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 10.


Norway. Sweden. Denmark. Germany.
via Gothenburg; also parcel post mails FOR
Sweden. str Drottn.nghoim. 1880 AN tsup
II AM).
Germany Especially addressed only). VIA
many, Austria, Czecho- Slovakia. Hungary
and Switzerland. str r Luckenbach. PM.
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY IL.
Italy, via Naples and Genoa: also parcel
$40 AM
Bulgaria and Roumania (-), via Burgas
Bulgaria. str Haddon, 80 PM
Germany and Poland 90, via Bremen and
Danzig. also parcel post mails for Germany.
Austria. ho-Slovakia, Hungary. Switzer-
land and Poland. str New Rochelle, Pm.
Madeira. Senegal. Gambia. Portuguese
Guinea and French Guinea (other parts OF
kar. Bathurst. Bissao. Conakry. Monrovia,
Grand Bassam. Seecondee and Aecra; also
parcel post mails for Cadiz, Santa Cruz de
Teneriffe and Liberia, str Tuckanuck, 1880
FM.
SATURDAY. FEBRUARY IL.
Europe. Africa. and West Asia. Via Plym-
outh. Boulogne and Rotterdam (mail y; also
dam, AM (sup $50 AND.
Europe, Africa and West Asia. via Plyni-
outh. Cherbourg and Antwerp (Lithuanla,
Latvia and Esthonia p; also parcel post
Belgium. Luxemburg. Belgian Congo and
other countries. str Lapland. AM (sup $3.50
AND.
Cuba and Spain ('). via Havana. vigo and
G0rqnna C., R1ani also parse p9Ss mails Tor SPAIN
Italy and Greece. via. Naples and Pasras !;
also parcel post malls for Italy and Greece,
str Presidente Wilson, 10 AM
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ARRIVED.

Str Providence CFr). Marseilles Jan 2t.
Naples 25th and Palermo 26th, TO James w
1:lwell Co. with % first. BAG second cabin,
SIS steerage passengers and mdse. Went
10 foot Of 3ist street, Brooklyn.
Str Earracoo (Br), Liverpool Jan q, 20
Dsniel Bacon, IN ballast. Went TO foot of
5Oth street, Brooklyn.
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FOREIGN WEATHER CABLE
GRAMS.

BERMUDA. Feb e-Barometer. 1000; wind
NV; weather. fine; temperature, os deg
Fair.
CAPE RACE. NE, Feb e-Bsromcter at
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rIRoir.

BIG PRIVATE MANSION with anart;nonf
house. In Paris, Avenu. Kicbcr, dus por-
tugais and rue Laperouso, facing the Ma
jestic Surface 1868 So. m. For sale nv
private contract Immediate possession ana
participation In the profits Apply 10 Nh
DELORME, notary public, Paris, II ruo
Auber.
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noon, 1928 inches; wind. N. strong breeze;
weather. dull and showery; temperature, Is
deg Fair.
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CLOSING OF MAILS.

o.
Post ofs and CITY
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MAHTNE-roR SALE OR wANTrD,

RED INK licensed master wishes posltlon
with reliable company leaving half salnrg
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Mails for South and Central Amer
lea. West Indies, &c.
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY Il

IFiOfSsDAt' r1-5IeUAist IU'
Canal Zone, Panama, Salvador (printed
matter. &c), Nicaragua except East Coast)
Amapala, Choluteca and prints, &c. for
duras). Cauca and Narino departments OF
Colombia, Ecuador Peru Except Iquitos),
and letter mail for Salvador y. via Cris-
tobal. u A T San Mihiel. G 80 AM.
Newfoundland 90. via st Johns by rail to
PM.
Venezuela. via Laguayra. str Stavangeren,
8 80 AM.
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY II.
Yucatan and Campechc (other parts OF
Mexico y. via Progreso. Tampico and Vera
Cruz. str Munorway, IL NJ.
Argentina, Uruguay and Paraguay, via
Montevideo and Buenos Aires. str Delambre.
s 80 AN.
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NOTICE TO MARINERS

THE NEW YORK HERALD'S Ship Nescs Office is in
the Barge Office. Ship information gven hy u S.
Macy Department Daily Shipping Bulletin. Telephone
Bowling Green $3.50.
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PASSED CITY ISLAND.
Bound South.

Str Matoz, Portland. Me, for Norfolk.
Str Inland. Portland, Me. for New York.
Str II Devereaux, Boston for Philadel-
phia.
Str Delaware. Boston for New York.
Schr Magnolia. Nantucket for New York
with codfish
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Bound East.

schr Holmes A Frank tBr), Elizabethpori
for Eastern port.
Tug salutation, with s barges (at s:1o
AND.
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STEAMSHIPS, EXCURSIONS and TOURS:
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STEAMSHIPS. EXCURSIONS and ToURs,
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
X All YAJIM A.

Nine. KAJI YAKIMA. ninety
years Of age, is bearing to Washing
ton a message from the women of
Japan to the women OF America,
urging them to work for disarma-
ment and the end Of war. Sun
days Washington Herald.
Even as statesmen of the Christian West
Political astroloGers declaim:
"The world is still unripe for peace,
No pcace Is near
With seal for peace aflame,
Lo. KAJI YAKIMA Is here!
Bowed with the weight OF we'll nigh a
hundred years.
This aged mother. for all we know n
grand dame,
Casting behind all doubts and fears
To bid her sisters OF the West
Arise to Danish war!
when like . prophecies Of old
YaJima hither Jared.
Who knows the dangers that she faced.
Tho perils that she dared
To proclaim anew:
Peace on earthi Good will to menq"
II this bs the faith OF heathendom,
Prevent not, Lord!
Lord, let tho heather como!
JOE CONKLIN.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
HIGH SCuoOI. FOOTBALL
HISTORY.

The loss by Tech High School Of
the championship by one point
takes us back to the good old days
of 1903 and 1904 when she won and
tied by the wizard toe of HARRY
HUNT. now of the District govern
ment. In 1903 Hunt set a record OF
35 goals after touchdowns without
a miss as well as kicking numerous
drop kicks and goals from place
ment for Tech, having played ir
1902 for Western. In 1904 Tech and
Central Clashed for the champion
ship. Central scored the first touch
down and kicked goal. Later in the
game Tech scored a touchdown ~
the extreme west corner of the field,
making the angle the most difficult
possible goal, and Hunt was called on
to deliver the goods to tie the score
and save his team from defeat. With
only a yard of daylight between the
posts visible from such an angle the
ball shot true as steel across the bar
between the uprights. The cohorts
of Tech who remember the incident
only wish that Harry had been on
the gridiron for his old school last
week. In those days BRYAN
MORSE and COURTY CHURCH
were doing gallant service at West
ern; SNOW, KIPP and cox were
cavorting around for Central, and
CLYDE DUNNINGTON was per-
forming for Eastern, while
"TUBBY" BALLENGER and AL
DUGANE, JOHNNIE HERRING,
BACHUS, GIEB and a few Others
were working out with Harry Hunt
in that powerful old machine at
Tech which Hecox coached and
UNCLE" LOUIE MATTERN put
the pep In. TECk ROOTER.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
ADVERTISING OURSELVES.

ADV Ek1lSING OJhSELt ES.
PEADERS, IL you're fond Of
rhymes.
EVERY day just read The Times.
A ND there you'll find what you
desire
DOUBTLESS more than you re-
quire.
THE columns Of its Heard and Seen
HAVE rhymes that are indeed
supreme,
zach one will cause hearty
~ laugh.
THERE you'll find truth, wit,
humor, chaff,
INDEED you'll find much good
advice,
METHINKS its columns will you
AVA suffice;
EVERY one who will read with
- care
SHOULD find their hearts desire
~ there.
b. A. READER.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
JUST A LITTLE SARCASTIC.

I've Just been trying 70 figure out
What folks really mean by q MAN.
VIII some one kindly tell me
That IL, " you really cam
Tho average species Of today
Think Of nothing hut women and
corn"
OF course, II takes n man to drink,
Hut n better one siill TO keep from.
The, 90 with girls just long enough
To make them care, and then,
" course, IN very polite way.
The rirls are very soon forgotten.
advice 10 other girls,
..G Nt.h " you'll get along fine
listen to all they say 20 you
And then hand back the same old line,
sourHHAsrs
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
TIL f II O B O

In every land beneath the sun
You meet him, on the street,
lean and hungry creature
With swollen, weary feet.
He'll split his last crust with you,
He'll rise to heights untold:
Yet on the auction block Of life
This son of God Is sold
Once he was but a baby.
Bounced on his mothers knees:
Now. on a park bench, hard and cold.
His very heart does freeze.
Oh. world scorn not the hobo.
n laws were fair and square:
The hobos name would not spell shame
And to mock him none would dare.
EDWARD =. IRVINE.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
AN INVITATION.

Sing IA song OF Heard and Seen,
The column that brings much joy:
Embellished with wit and wisdom clean,
For man and woman, girl and boy.
The &c. D. C." stands for all that 10
best
As n most wholesome pabulum.
And calls for you to he Its guest,
Inviting you this day to come,
The cost IL nothing to enter Its PORTALS
Where everything Is very nice.
There you'll meet the friend OF all NOR
tails
Our worthy editor and friend
BILL PRICE.
II. SMITH.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
THE HELPING HAND.

~ YOU ever hear somebody say,
with his head bent low, himself nj hay,
His honor. his life, MOI worth -ongi
"'Thc Vcrij, the wOrl - Yl wrong"
Tell him there's ~ silver hninE,
But do sOmcthlng more II an mvrelv Jaw,
For advice won't flll an empty NAV.
Lend ~ helping hand; extend your aid
And sympathy; you'll find new man
nada. BRID0EPORT,
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
WHAT'S THE ANSWER?

Now my FIRST Is like the saying
That two look much alike,
And my SECOND is a common word.
Amuseful little tyke.
But my THIRD sounds quite a bit
like
A cussword often heard.
And my LAST OF late has scath.
ingly
In numbers three referred.
MY WHOLE ia something people
don't do
Who ride too much in cars.
BRIDGEPORT.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
SINGING SLANG

80 you and your wife separated.
eh?"
YES, she caught me talking to an
old girl of mine and bawled me out
right before her"
You didn't let that separate you.
did you?"
Yes. I took fence and gave her
the gate" JULES Il.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
THIS ONE Is EASY.

For the wonderful math sharks
Of the G.. o. G. | submit this: II II
takes a boy with n clean face three
hours to walk five miles how long
will il take boy with n dirty faoe,
whose name is Algernon'
MARIE q.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
THE LAWYER EXPLAINED.

Judge-You're charged with driv.
ing your auto while drunk. What
do you have to say for yourself?
Defendants Lawyer Dumping to
feet)-If you please, your honor, my
client was not drunk; just suffer
ing from "auto.intoxication" You
see, HIS motor was not hitting
right!
JULES BACKENHEIMER.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

Those girls who ,are wearing
peeltaboo waists, kneeAength skirts
and roll.top stockings must think
that every man Is from Missouri.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
A UNIVERSAL" MOVING PIC
TURE OF LIFE.

Our turbulent lives are today.
Both audience and movie stars"
One will some fool stunts play,
That arother's nerves raspinsIy Jars.
Millionsire- wed and divorce Wild vnmps.
A poor flend slays his Innocent wife;
Satan gleefully chucklcs es death trsmps
In the wake OF the bootlegrer's strife.
MlricinE humanity would fsir excel,
No matter what the ultimate goal.
Wor'dlincss from most minds erpel
Even thoughts Of their God given soul
The sublime creed. the Golden Rule.
Lays dead In inconsiderstior's nav,
Some even chasing one ss fool
who dares quote this Heavenly In
Spired law.
Wealth. sensusiitiss. respiendorcy and
fame
Each seeker therefore gets r.chi.-siy
bold.
A world Of sin In eternal death .fissr.
viii find fiadisrs lits Nsre Of old,
q =. MKSAsCn.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

Courting grass widow on n
cloudless day Is what you might call
making hay while the sun shines.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
KEEP-A SMILING.

EET- n -OWTITINU.
Printed again by reauest)
II you are feeling sort Of blue.
TRY SMILING.
II some friend has proven untrue.
TRY SMILING.
u your trials are hard 10 hear.
Remember others have their share.
You'll find trouble everywhere.
TRY SMILING.
MRS, IDA MAE FOWLER,
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

A kiddie told me, "Ef your
boy don't stop teasin' me my
mudder's gonna put n prayer
on i'm" I'm scared, but I'm
sure IL Is not going to be the
"Maiden's Prayer"
PEANUTS.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
JUST A FEW QUESTIONS.

1 may not be a poet, but In rhyme I'll
try to tell
just why 1 like the columns of Heard
and Seen so well.
1 find there consolation when I read
what others say
Some things may make me feel so sad,
while others make me gay.
But xaiety exceeds by far the lines that
tell of grief;
The sunshine that Is there dispensed
gives sad hearts some relief.
i read there jokes and fables-there are
puzzles by the score;
At some I've laughed and laughed and
laughed until my sides were sore.
I've tried for several years or more. but,
by gosh, 1 never can
just figure out exactly right how old
was Cousin Ann.
I'm getting old, my hair Is thin, my
brains begun to thicken.
But before I die I'd like TO know which
was first-the egg or chicken?
I'D also like to know the fate. or just tho
whereabouts
OF man who rambled around this town
named Dorsey foultz.
Also why, when a red-haired girl goes
strolling upon the street
Before she IL halfway out of slight .
white horse you're sure to meet.
Such things as these I'd like to know
please some fan make reply,
And tell me IL you really think this old
town will he always dry.
I'D like to ask more questions here, but
IL would be so mean
For me to take up more OF tho space of
good old Heard and Seen.
MINNIE MEEkS.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06

Some women are supported by
their husbands about as much as the
sun Is supported by its beams.
The Washington times., 1921-11-06
CHESS THIS ONE.

"A word Of three syllables, here
you'll see,
humanity.
The first will show a proposition,
While the second names tree;
And as the third takes its position,
A msiden's name there will be.
II. SMITH.