South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-04-17
MAN IN THE STREET

that way, but the hypocritical devils
have been lying TO you
Now DR.. CRear AdmiraD Grayson
Is going 10 write a book. "Of max
ing many books. said Solomon.
there's no end: and much study is
a WEAKNESS Of the flesh. Solomon.
back across the dead centuries. we
hand IL 20 you-you were smart. all
right, even If you were slightly friv-
olous with regard TO women.
Postofice at Bisbee, Ariz.. robbed
OF $4,000. The republicans simply
couldn't wait until a republican
postmaster took charge.
Do you know that IT hasn't been
s. long ago that when a clothier
sold a pair Of pants. the crease had
10 be pressed out before the Gus
toner would wear en-? The good
old days were days of baggy knees
and patched seats. but there was
considerable attendance upon prayer
meeting then.
We suppose that gone. restless.
irritable. yawny feeling that op-
presses US so today is due 90 the
fact thar we haven't been up against
a drive" attack since Friday.
The former Emperor Charles is
hardly more than a Perhapsburg.
and II there is a walters job in
Switzerland tavern available for him
we advise him to take it.
We can believe almost anything
about almost any republican. az it is
our duty. but we can not believe the
president Will appoint William Ram
dolph Hearst as ambassador to Italy.
The smart girl usually sees that
her daddy's meals are attractive.
Only well fed daddy can listen
eagerly to dress and bonnet talk.
The only thing that the people OF
the nation can do in the present
situation is 10 he patient and hope
ful and keep a stiff upper lip. Con
crosses are not always fatal. though
invariably painful and foolish
We are not especially surprised that
St. James. Mo. elected woman
mayor. but the people didn't seem to
resent the circumstances that she
spelled her given name "Nayme." 1t
IS strictly a republican way Of SPELL
ing It.
People need more philosophy"
declares some Boston savant. Phil
osophy, fiddlesticks Where they
are not needing more clothes or
more vittles, they need more sense.
The Christian Science Monitor
says ''Breeches and pantaloons are
oontending for fashion supremacy"
This contention is not going TO pes
ter those OF US who intend TO go
through the summer with last years
pants
An Iowa farmer was enabled TO
buy a pair of shoes with the pro-
ceeds Of the sale Of D calfskins Be
tween the COW and the shoe wearer
what terrible things take place. One
calf and about half a dozen folks are
skinned to a fare-you-well.
If a girl wants TO marry money
she would be wise 10 marry the in
telligent and indus .rious young man
who can make and save It. Then she
knows she's got 1t. Marrying the
no count boy with a rich daddy is
drawing a ticket for the wash tub
in middle life.
Michigan officers went into
mans home early in the morning on
q search and found so cents in his
pants pockets. OF course, now and
then YOU hear of wife who is that
careless.
1t is said swindlers have sold
stock in the League Of Nations I'm
the foreign districts Of New Orleans.
Well well. How did our oil stock
sharps ever manage to let that
money get away from them?
An American boy is going to mar
~ a princess in Europe. but he's
one Of these small snobs who never
do a lick OF work A sensible Ameri-
can boy can find his princess I'm old
L. s. A. provided he is a judge Of
princesses instead of chickens.
Frank Huber asks us what has be-
come Of the fashioned Article Y.
Then there are many who are want
ing 10 know what has become of the
fashioned article "XNNN."
"Col. Harvey is Of pure Scotch
extraction" says the Boston Trans
cript. Possibly pure Scotch. We
are ready to swear as a democrat
that there is nothing Bourbonic
about him.
Beauty is wonderful thing i'm
folks, but it's dangerous unless il is
modest. honest and tame.
Beer drinking i'm Germany we are
told. fell off 75O.OOO.OO0 gallons i'm
1920. Gee. it has diminished I'm