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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11
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GUN TURRETS INTO FARM TRACTORS.
dearborn Independentl

Slowly but surely, Isaiah's prophecy as to the
coming time when there shall be no more war
is hnding fulhllment. Essen, home OF Krupp guns.
is busy making steel rails and mining machinery.
There much perturbation recently in England
report that the big ships shortly TO be
laid down-f continued armament omLetition IS
compelled BY American naval poHcy-had been
allotted 20 private firms enable them 10
keep their armament plants going The admiralty
prEnptly denied the report and investigation dis
closes tha the Nickers and the Armstrong; Britains
leading armament makers. devoung their
plants 20 turning out sewing machines, mowers AMI
respers and other useful machinery.
Certain English papers deplore the fact tina:
what termed the naval construction reserves
n longer received substantial assistance their
maintenance from orders from the admiralty or
from such profitable erstwhile customers
Japan. Brazil Argentina, China, Russia and Turkey.
Three-hfths OF the British grand fleet was built by
private firms and all the guns. tUrrets armor,
gines and boilers came from that source
II will Irove a happy thing for the world II the
element OF private profit is wholly eliminated from
the making OF armament and munitions OF war, in
accordance with the provisions OF the League OF
Nations covenant Enormous fortunes have been
coined out OF the wretchedneSs and misery OF the
peoples by these armament firms; but their day is
Passing. They may not make such big and easy
money out OF fashoning farm tractors and har-
vesters- spinning Jennies. weaving frames and sew
ing machnesi but people generally will be happier
and more prosperous and the armorers will
in time come 10 feel there is compensation II
freedom from blood guilt OF the money made out
OF beating spears into pruning hooks. and swords
into Ilowshares speed the day!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11
4 COMMUNICATION FROM Our
JAPANESE CORRESPONDENT.

Mr.. I. Kelso. Steering Wheel
for Honorable Auto Club: Ad-
dressing attention 20 perpleX
motor car question and answer.
High cost OF steal first mention.
Police force expensive 10 use.
Also. necessity TO buy new buzz
wagon. Citizens not able 10 have
automobile can-a-Ford lizzie
Much safety 10 buy; not aftlict
much with steal; parts all left
out AT match factory-hence-
forth burglarproof. To distend
discussion, automobile advance
faster than civilization. Pre-
viously thoughtless gentlemen
blew out gas; now step on ii.
Human race divide in two parts
the quick and the dead. Neri-
~ by Nessrs. Amstutz and COT
fin. In ancient day many honor
able gentlemen keep fairy in
home; now many have miss IN
engine Notwithstanding. Thus
great speed indicator. To tut
footbreak on conversation, adj
wise to myself that not seldom
much gas play accompaniment
to small mileage, parallelogram
10 honorable politician. With
fierce desire that honorable
court hit on all four when dis
change sentence on jitney thief
espeC., X. Togo
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

out OF francs.
Costliest stockings and shoes he
provided her,
And though they wore out at a
ruinous rate
Never he scolded or hectored or
chided her
But do not forget that he gave
her the gate,
Nowadays ladies reflect rather visit
fully
That they could have brilliant and
gorgeous array.
If only their husbands did not so
tighthstfully
Cling 10 the cash that they've
sailed away.
They think OF Napoleon's large lib
crafty.
And wish that their nnen-folks
would not throw a fit
Or lecture on thrift and the joys OF
frugality
Whenever requested 10 loosen a
bit
But though Mr.. Bonapart quite IN
deniabIy,
Was loose TO a fault in his gifts to
his spouse.
History tells Us, and very reliably
That nevertheless he did give her
the 'raus,
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11
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HERE's MY SUCCESS.

HERE'S MY SUCCESS.
Here's my suc.es%the roses by the
gateway.
The children running gladly up to
me.
A simple street Of friendship, not a
great way
A bird house and its tenants in a
tree.
Here's my success-the kettle sing
ing gayly,
The living room alive with songs
and cheer
A place to fill that needs my pres
ence daily
The children growing stronger
year by year
Here's my success-not fame or high
position.
A little home where laughter oft
is heard,
A happy table-there's glorious
mission
A meal that's favored with the
merry VOID.
Here's my success glad wife az
the doorway,
Rest and contentment when the
day Is done;
And though YOU find LIES splendcrs
lining your way.
Here loving lips tell me my bat
tle's won.
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

precisely the exertion for the Gazing Of IL
then as now. the problem Of stabilisnE money viii
have been solved.
An absolute sterilization Of money the tool OF
purchase Is impossible, but when the best minds
nation rssolutely about the work OF refor-
nation improvement cannot be long deferred.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

II We should get into any Jam
with England we can send Mr. Hard
ing over 10 settle IL by playing a
golf match with Lloyd George.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11
The SMARTEST MAN.

The most intelligent man in the United States
today, at least the keenest of wit and the smart
est in quick response. il former sailor and lum-
ber-jack. His is Michael Nolan from which
We would Judge him to be Irshman.
Mike, as years old is student at the University
Of Washington In the army's Alpha" intelligence
test. he made perfect SCORE OF 212 points in Is
minutes. The former champion. who is now knock
ed out by Mixes powerful brain. is Yale pro-
feSsor. His record 2O7 points in II minutes The
average score for army officers and university
dents in the Alpha" test is only 1875.
For diversion, Mike likes to be asked the meaning
OF such words as ageratum chamfer, alshim,
guimpe, simony, cleistogamous and rocco.
Knockers will begin telling you about what be-
came Of the smartest boy they went to school
with, but Mike, you'll observe. is not boy. He's
in the 4O's-when real intelligence and wisdom
begin
No doubt, some one soon will take the brain
championship from him, but isn't his feat and his
lumberjack origin an amazing evidence Of the fact
that you can't tell where you'll fine well-infornned
intelligence? Some OF the heaviest and most serious
thinking these days is done by with dinner
pals
Trouble with Mike. he lives ahead his time.
II he could live 10000 years from now and make
similar record, he'd get almost much attention
as the like OF the emrsey-Carpentier bout-hat is
il they have such things in the year 1921
French wine interests are planning to conduct
anti-rrohibition campaign in the United States Do
they really fear the country might go dry?
Shoddy is wreckins the morals OF this country,
says representative of the Wool Growers associa-
ton Also the pocNetbooks.
The American golfers who invaded England didn't
the cup-but what would a cup be in this
country?
Who wants 10 be a clever boxer? asks ad in sport
ing journal Wen bite. who does?
Temperance worker says Carpenter will lose tho
tight because he drinks wine Guess he thinks you
can't set punch out OF wine.
J. Stanley Joyce says he paid his wife. Peggy.
100000 for kiss Looks like Peggy was
prohtsering in one Of life's necessities
Bandits Fly their trade unmolested in certain
parts of China according to William Philip simms.
Just like America.
Sir Oliver Lodge says volcanic eruptions the
sun will increase sunshine Now, oliver, tell
whatn decrease moonshine!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

This is q country OF eaual oppor-
tunity. except, Of course for disabled
veterans.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

At the corner Of Michigan street
and Washington avenue Walter A.
Weed. OF divers, blushingly denied
10 Gene Miller and Ye Editor that
he has recently become the husband
OF a June bride.
All things come TO those who do
not wait
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

IN the matter Of publicity IL is
estimated that Mr.. Stillman got just
a trifle less than did the Great War.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

Sir Oliver Lodge says volcanic eruptions on the
sun will increase sunshine Now Oliver, tell US
whatu decrease our moonshine
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11
OLD DAD BURNT SEE

Uinnecka
destroy earth people will good that gives
Is n
Dempsey be OF Pinkham if
kitchen police $50
the League OF
Nations it's going big the Alimony
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

Admiral Sims seems as hard TO
shut off as the neighbours new
photograph.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11
NEW BUSINESS HINTS.

nc AEaAE1 U1 ANNAAN1A-I
The Niles barber yesterday after
noon stepped out Of Jake Hecka-
mans chair. after receiving. a South
Bend shave de luxe, and rendered
the genial Mr.. Hickman a IS bill
Mr.. Heckaman reluctantly gave him
back 81 change. What's the matter
has shaves gone up TO 81? asst the
Niles barber. Jake claimed he had
given him the proper change. The
Niles barber claimed he had not and
offered 10 show that he didn't have
the change in his pocket The Niles
barber was stood on his head and
not a dime rolled out Of his pocket.
which was proof conclusive that he
had not received his change. Here
is plan 10 settle disputes over mis-
takes in giving change. which could
well be adopted by and up-to-date
business establishment desiring 10
Improve the quality Of it's service.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

If most men were "a ready to cut
you in on their good fortune as they
are in leaving you in on their
troubles. this wouldn't be such Il
bad old world at that.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

Speaking OF your every day talk
about business conditions, pail bear
ers belong at a funeral.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

Bandits Fly their trade unmolested in certain
parts of China according to William Philip smms
Just like America.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

Babe Ruth made his 18th home
run Of the season yesterday after
spending day in Jail for Speeding.
Babe seems TO be a speeder most
anywhere you put him.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

THE ETERNAL QUESTION.
How is Joe Grand Leader?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

J. Stanley Joyce says he paid his wife Peggy.
500 900 for one kiss. Looks like Peggy was
prohtsering in one Of life's necessities
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

French wine interests planning 70 conduct an
ant-r rohtbiton campaign in the United States. Do
they really fear the country might go dry?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

Shoddy is wreckins the morals OF this country,
says representative of the Wool Growers associa-
ton Also the pockstbooks.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

Temperance worker says Carpenter will lose the
tight because he drinks wine. Guess he thinks you
can't set a punch out OF wine
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

The American golfers who invaded England didn't
win the cup-but what would cup be in this
country?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-11

Who wants TO be clever boxer? asks ad in sport
ing journal Wen bite Who does?
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
NATIONAL: CANCER WEEK
IT,. a OCTOBER 3O-NOVEMBER

: . g.
On account of the increasing Incl
dence of cancer, and the annually in
creasing death rate from the disease,
The American Society for the Control
of Cancer was founded in New York
City in May, 1913, for the purpose Of
circulating information concerning the
symptoms, diagnosis, treatment and
prevention of cancer.
The founders Of this society believed
that a nationwide campaign Of public
education regarding cancer would save
thousands Of lives now needlessly saeri-
feed every year because of ignorance Of
the warning signs Of this disease and
delay in seeking competent medical adj
vice and treatment even after the symp-
toms are recognized.
The Society has set aside the first
week of November as National Cancer
Week, and during that time an inten-
.sive cancer campaign will be waged. In
the State Of Minnesota the campaign
will be conducted under the auspices Of
the State Medical Associat ton, the State
Public Health Associa ton, the State
Board Of Health, and the State Univer-
sSitV 5s: sgsa
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
YOUNG MAN ELECrRoCUTED

r. III. Hubin, who has been the line
man for the Pembina Light and Power
Company for the past two months, was
~electrocuted Thursday of last week
while working over the flour mill at
Neche In some way he got in contact
with the wires and was killed Instantly.
Manager Teberg, Who was working in
the basement of the mill, noticed that
there was a short circuit somewhere
and he suspicioned something, wrong
and found Mi Hubin's hfeless body
connecting two wires. He had to notify
the Pembina office to strut off the. cur
rent before the body could be removed.
Mr.. Teberg said that all preca utions
had been taken but he thought that
through button ron his clothes the
circuit was formed. a brother in South
Dakota was notified and the remains
were shipped there for burial. Penn
bina Pioneer Express.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
CALLS OFF TRIP TO LONDON
Pershing Cancels Tribute to British
! I.Tt. ~ Unknown Dead. -

'Pershing Cancels Tribute to British
i.%%. Etd Unknown Dead. - -'
Paris-General Pershing will not GO
20 London to lay the congressional
medal on the tomb of the British I'm.
known Soldier in Westminster Abbey,
and if the ceremony is held another
American officer will be designated to
represent the United States >-,s
This announcement came from a
most authoritative source. .s.~-.-.
Lack of time available for the trip
between now and October 20, when
General Pershing will sail for home
ls the official explanation for his de-
oision to abandon his visit to England
It is learned, however, that failure OF
the British war office either to fix q
date for the ceremony or, until late
Saturday, to give an explanation for
not replying to repeated inquiries from
the American embassy officials is the
chief reason for General Pershing's
decision.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12

Chapcey NJ. Depew. put 500 in bank
60 years ago and left it there and it
has increased thru the alchemy of com
pound interest until now it amounts to
$500. This act Of Mr.. .Depew teaches
an impressive lesson in thrift and self
restraint to the young people Of OUT
day. How many there are who never
think of saving a penny while young
for use, in old age. Mr.. Depew now has
$500 to spend instead Of 500 and with
the added wisdom of years he will also
be able: to spend the money to better
advantage now than 60 years ago. -
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
Additional Local
News

Mrs. "A. \: Eckstrom will entertain
about twenty ladies this evening at Il
parcel shower in honor of Miss Florence
Hanson who will be bride this month.
The decorations. for the occasion will
be yellow and white and a dainty
luncheon will be served
j. S. Anderson of Minneapolis, was a
business visitor. in the city last Thurs
day. He is NOW taking a law course in
shat city,! He. recently visited. his
father. Gabriel Anderson, at Absarokee,
Mont, whose health is not quite as TO-
bust as when he resided at Warren.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12

"The; woman who can sew button on
a shirt and tell fresh: eggs from stale
ia worth more to humanity than all the
women college graduates in the world,
said Or. wiley, chief chemist:of the de-
partment of agriculture in all address
at the banquet Of the Cornell Alumni
association at Washington Cornell is
90 educational university and many OF
the alumni are women, so DR.: Wiley's
remarks created quite a stir. ''We don't
care anything about women's knowledge
Of CALCULUS said Wiley. "Good cook
Ing is what makes the home happy
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
Red Cross Session Ends.

Columbus, Ohio -Reaffirmation OF
is duty to fulfillsa paramount obliga-
tion" caring for disabled veterans Of
the World war and their dependents.
and determination to cooperate with
other public health agencies in q COM
prehensive program Of public health
education, were voiced by. the National
convention Of the American Red Cross
Ut It's closing business session.
Plans for conducting the fifth ron
call which begins on Armistice day,
were discussed. s
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
!. 5BOXVILLE SCHOOL NOTES

Miss Emma and Esther Karlstrom,
our teachers, were at Warren last week
at the teachers institute so.we all had
a vacation. We are now back to make
up for lost time 5:.5ss
Ninteen children are enrolled in the
primary room and eight children in the
advanced room.
Luella Laidley, Irma Laidley, Gladys
Johnson, Grace johnson, Katheryn
Cheney, Lee Munger, Reuben Knutson
and Irwin Peterson attended school
every day last month
Virginia Nordgren has left our school.
Several Of the children from our
school took part in the program at the
Boxville Farmers Club which was held
on Friday night. October 7th.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12

The St. Hilaire Cooperative Cream
ery has lust moved into it's new home
built the past summer and SAID 10 oe
Tie finest creamery plant to be found
in this part of the state. During the
month of August the creamery issued
cream checks to 76 farmers who drew
nore than $4,000 each for the month
A creamery is better than mint tol
>sdning money and putting it in circuia'
len,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12

: The Winnipeg Electric Railway Co
will start construction this month OF a
100000, 600 electric power plant, which
viii be one. of the worlds largest sys'
tennis for generating electrical power
It will have capacity Of 1885, 900 horse
nower and is to be completed, in 1927
This winter 1000 to $500 men Will oe
employed'on the construction. The
plant is located on Great Falls on WIN
nipeg river, 60 miles east of Winnipeg
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
The CHURCHES.
Our SaviOr's Lutheran Church
Bss3 S.5i ~ II. TOLL EVS Pastor

!. Services Sunday evening at the usual
hour, 10. The pastor viii preach on
the theme The Signs of the Times
Sunday morning at IA O'Clock rep
resentative Of the AntisS Saloon League
will speak at the church in behalf Of the
enforcement of the prohibition amend
ment. Let us prove our interest in this
important matter by: our presence Sun
day morning. 3=.. 81.
Sunday school II to IL. 81;
The Ladies Aid will be entertained
this afternoon Thursday by the Mes
danes Ed. Bratrud, III. G.. Hanson and
pa. NJ. Blegen. The men are cordially
invited for lunch. (. g%53f7s.5z s..
The services in Melo Sunday at 2 P.
NJ. will be given over to the Anti
Saloon league representative, who will
speak on the subject of prohibition en-.
forcement. z :
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
Swedish Mission Church

sunday, Oct. 10th
Sunday school and English Bible
classes at 10 A.. M 49, =:
Morning worship at 10 As A. M
Evening service at 1870 P. NJ. $751;
Tuesday, Oct. 1S-Young, Peoples
meeting at P. NJ. At this meeting the
dispensational studies in Mathew will
be continued. 70 ,.:>>s:: ~ s~~
= You are welcome. + ~: i''*~5.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12

A Lesueur, Mimi, farmer has begun
bzrning corn to heat his residence be-
sause at p cents bushel it is cheap
ar fuel TIL an coal at present prices he
Saws. - "+ -. -s-
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12

!. "In America, the government does
not make business. 1t can assist, it
can open opportunity, but here, the
PEOPLE of the nation make the business
of the nation President Cool
1dge'
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
Card Of. Thanks

We wish to: express our heartiest
thanks to all our kind neighbors and
friends who so pleasantly surprised us
on our 25th anniversary, Sunday, Oct.
2nd-Mr: and Mrs. p. O. Lundeen.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
First NJ. e. Church
v. p. MITCHELL Pastor.

morning worship at 10 30.
/. Sunday school at II As A. NJ :
Il" the weather and roads permit our
young people will go to Crookston| Sun
day afternoon to visit the Epworth
League there. In that case there will
be no Epworth League or evening sery-
ice. If the trip cannot be made; both
services will be at the usual hours. 6 AS
and 80 P. NJ. Cars will be provided
for all of our young people who would
like to make the trip. Meet at s. the
church promptly at 3 O'Clock. i,.-.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
CALLED I'M THE PRIME OF.LIFl1FF

CALLED IN THE PRIME OF LIFE 1T,
Funeral services. for Willard sTun--
helm, aged II, who died at Glen, Lake
sanatorium near Hopkins, Hennepin
county last Thursday morning after an
illness Of almost two years. were con
ducted from the Free Mission church
in Newfolden last. Saturday after1noon
Burial was lin the B,jorsness cemetery,
south ofs:NeWfolden. &, Rev. Tustad Of
NewfOlden. otfciated. ~ ss.s,.., - : -
Willard Tunheim, was the son of the
late Samuel Tunheim, editor and pub
fisher Of the Bud og Hilsen, a Norweg-
ian religious weekly, who died three
years ago, and was born in Newfolden
April 1, 1904. He received his educa-
ton in the Bjornsness school, the Min
neapolis public schools, Newfolden high
school and the Northwest School OF
Agriculture at Crookston, where he was
graduated with the class of 1920. Fol
lowing serious illness with influenza in
the fall of 1918 he was successfully
stricken with smallpox and measles,
while student at the JCrookston school
and left as graduate in the spring of
1920 to go to the state tuberculosis san
atoliuml at Walker where he remained
until this spring when he was trans
ferred to Glen Lake.
SIS A. III. Larson, registrar and precep-
tor at the Crookston agricultural
school, who was an attendant at the
funeral along with. Mrs. Larson and
their son Robert; T. M. Mccall, assist
ant professor of horticulture; Helen
So1,,;r I7o,,r1,to,. IF tho c11nnrin tnn1nnt}
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
swedish Lutheran Church.
s w .GWENCON poe<nr

Sunday, 1870 A.. M.-Holy commun-
ion preparatory sermon will be given
by Rev. Constant Johnson of Evansville
and the regular sermon will be preached
BY Rev. Oscar 0. Gustafson of Elbow
Lake. .E'~ t'.~-. I'd
At 3 P. NJ. there will be held a Sun
day school and Luther League meeting
at which Rev. Arthur Edstrom of Ro-
seau, Rev. Lindau, of Hines, and other
visiting pastors will speak.
Rev. James Moody of Detroit and
Rev. J. A. Parkander of Lancaster will
preach Sunday evening.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
A Good Physiic. /

When you want a physic that is mild
and gentle in effect, easy to- take and
certain to act, take Chamberlain's Tab
let's They are excel lent. 81.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1921-10-12
Scandinavian Metnodlxt Church.

:, Services will be. conducted by Rev.
O: J. Bagne, Of Minneapolis. next Sun
day evening, Oct. 18th, at Z 80: 5Spe-
cial music will also be rendered $50
The Scandinavian Methodist Ladies'
Aid will meet in the church basement
Wednesday, Oct: 10TH Refreshments
viii be served. -: ....ef