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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31

We have discovered that the reason II VI
Siivers hard boiled barber uses "A suothcfng
towel for - cover is that he can't bear TO look
a customer In tho face.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31

Harry Gilstrnp, his private secretary, says
the sport writer's In Washington have quit
writing funny stories about Congressman
HcrriCk
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31
Oklahoma Outbursfs

Jerry Rand bids fearful good bye to his
raiishcs. which looked 80 good Ia their Infancy.
According to the oklahoma Leader. "cx-
president IL the most popular title MIR. Wilson
has over carried.
Life still has its CROSSES. Il appears that The
Ben Davis apple escaped the rayagcs u the
Easter storm.
Speaking Of the unusual. the ~ Reno Demo.
orat is trying TO locate famine that IL not
grim or docs not stalk
the sport writer's in Warrington have quit
writing funny stories about Congressman
iicrrick.
The way the legislature is working under an
allowance ot - per diem argues against the
high price Of labor when It comes to gotung
results.
McAlcstcr has imported q young man to play
the part OF local movie hero. This has been
lono Tor tho purpose Of s1uclchins local
iealousies.
We have discovered that the reason IL VI
Nivers hard boiled barber uses "A smothcrng
towel for - cover Is that he can't bear TO LOOK
customer In tho face.
one reason Why Okmugce docs not build
moro sky scrapcrs is fenr that citizens on the
west side might oVcrslecp because they couio
not tell when the sun got up.
when Muskogco's city manager took charge
h' round "a movement ON toot 10 snpunl q - ,t' -
bond issue to buy new equipment for the water /.
works plant. lie called In a 'iMit man anu
for fcw hundred dolarB put all the pumps
and engines working good az new
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31

one reason Why Okmulgce docs not buld
moro sky scrapcrs is fenr that citizens on the
west side might ovcrsecp because they couid
not tell when the sun got up.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31

McAlcstcr has imported q young man TO play
the part oC local movie hero. This has been
lonc for tho purpose Of s1uclchins local
iealousieH.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31

Speaking Of the UNUSUAL. the ~ Reno Demo
rrat ls trying TO locate famine that IL no
grim or doca not stalk
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31

The young lady across the way
says George Washington had no chill
dren and she supposes the Wash
inEtons of the present day mat
claim 10 be descended from n m
must really be descendants of his
great grandchildren VI something,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31

the way tho Legislature is working under an
allowance OF 81 per diem argues against the
high price OF labor when II comes to gotung
results
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31

Life still has its CROSSES. IL appears that The
Bcn Davis apple escaped the rayagcs of th'
Easter storm.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31

Jerry Rand bids fearful goodbye TO his
faishcs. which looked 80 good In their infancy
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-03-31

According TO the oklahoma Leader "cx
president is the most popular title MIR. Wilson
has over carried.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29
suNpoWN.

This simple and affecting prayer
by the late "B. l.. T." who died
recently, was printed In his Line O.
Type or Two" column In the Chicago
Tribune, October 27, 1919.
When my sun of life is low.
When the dewey shadows creep,
Say for me before | go,
"Now lay me down to Sleep
| am at the journeys end,
have sown and | must reap,
There are no more ways to mend
"Now lay me down to Sleep"
Nothing more to doubt or dare,
Nothing more to give or keep;
Say for me the children's prayer,
"Now | lay me down to Sleep"
Who has learned along the way
Primrose path or stony steep
More of wisdom than to say,
"Now lay me down to Sleep"
What have you more wide to tell,
When the shadows round me creep
All is over, all is we'll
NOW | lay me down to sleep"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29
SCRIPTURE
Psalms 1s:t-14.

The heavens declare the glory OF
God: and the armament sheweth his
handiwork.
Day unto day uttereth speach, and
night unto night sheweth knowledge.
There is no speech nor language
where their voice is not heard.
Their line is gone out through all
the earth, and their words to the
end of the world. In them hath he
set tabernacle for the sun.
Which is as bridegroom coming
out Of his chamber, and reioiceth as
strong man to run a race.
His going forth is from the end Of
the heaven, and his circuit unto the
ends of it; and there is nothing hid
from the heat thereof.
The law of the Lord is perfect,
converting the soul; the testimony
of the Lord is sure, making wise the
simple.
The statutes of the Lord are right,
rejoicing the heart; the command
ment Of sVthe Lord is pure, enlighten-
ing the eyes.
The fear of the Lord is clean, en-
during forever; the judgments of the
Lord are true and righteous alto
gether.
More to be desired are they than
gold, yea, than much fine gold,
sweeter also than honey and the
honeycomb.
Moreover by them is thy servant
warned; and in keeping of them
there is great reward.
Who can understand his errors?
cleanse thou me from secret faults.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29
ny A /. nnApFoRp.

\ ny A. {. nItApfoRD.
UNITED rress staff Correspondent,
Washington. Oct. ss-Ths United
States government holds a powerful
trump card which may bs used IN
tho negotiations TO limit naval srma'
msn,. In the forthcoming washing
ton Conference.
America will play this card. u u
h necessary. IN an effort 10 fofcr
the great powers of the world %
put on tho brakes IN tho frantic race
for naval supremacy.
n any nation blocks an agreement
for limitation Of naval ornaments
Americas trump card wlII be placed
on the table. ~ follows.
"if you are determined TO continue
tho ambitions building 81 colossal
naylcn. the United States Will do
likewise. and beat you at your ovn
game. For every keel Of n battle
ship you lay. America Will lay one.
or wlll lay two keein. until the
United States Navy is the mos,
powerful In thc world"
There has hecn feeling In GER
tain authoritative quarters here that
foreign capitals may have tho I'm
preston that tho United States II
forced 10 limit ia naval construction.
,lmost regardless ~ what action the
othcr powers take. because Of pres
ure from n tax.burdcncd populacc.
Tho American government IL
ready and the American navy II
ready to giyc this country the most
powerful naval machine In the
world. II a cntInucd race for naval
sca.power IL forced on the world by
some power. or powers. In TIE Wash.
ngton Conference.
Both the British and Japanese
,avlcs. are today superior to the
american navy from several import.
mt standpoInts.
The japanese navy has in commits.
ZION the largest and probably the
most powerful battleship In the
world at present. and Is building
more OF them. and making them
more powerful.
Great Britain today has the larg-
,st navy In tho world. and Is about
o start on the construction OF four
rev capital ships which In many re-
,pects are to be more powerful than
he ships OF any power.
The United States today stands
iecond In naval strength. with Great
Britain first, and Japan third.
Japan's Is the most ambitious
building program OF any of the three
,reat naval powers. IL is called the
'eight-eight" program This means
hat Japan's policy is to have eight
'irst-line battleships and eight first
inc battle cruisers in her navy. all
within eight years OF age. on the
heory that this period is as long as
capital ship Is truly one OF the
'irst class. II this is to be a perma-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29
u. s. PREPARED TO INCREASE NAVY
UNLESS LIMITATIONS ARE AGREED

nent naval policy ef Japan. and that
IL the understanding heer. h ~Ill
keep the Mltados empire bulidInx
up lls armada IL almost a break
mock speed. and ~IiI ofes tho
United States and Great nFiisIn 10
do likewise.
There IL some uncertainty here ss
10 whether japan's pruiecisd ships
referred 10 IN these tables have ye,
been actually authorized.
A recent development In naval On
pansion watch has caused somo con
cern 60 tho American Navy Depart
mont h Great iIfiialn'a decision.
made subsequently TO The calling Of
tho Washington Conference. TO build
four nov hattie cruisers. of tho i'm.
proved Hood type. According TO the
information which has reached here.
these vessels will be superior 10 the
sls hattie cruisers which the Afnefi'
can navy IL now building.
These improved Hoods are TO have
displacement Of more than 1890
tons and maybe $1,000 or 5000
tons. building under the 1916 pro
gram IN tonnage. length. better ar
NOR protection and possibly In mum.
bcr of gus. They wlll be 800 fec,
long. Tho guns of those vessels wiII
be the same A. on tse American
cruisers now building. ie.lnch. but
the British cruisers probably will
have ten or twelve Of these power
fal guns. while our ships have only
eight ic.Inch. 20 caiibrc guns.
The American cruisers will be 81.
perIor In speed. They are TO make
aah knots. while. according TO tho
adyiccs reaching here. Tie British
ships are to have a speed Of 81 or
12 knots The American cruisers
have a displacement OF 1880 tons.
and are to be s7i feet long.
Japan now boasts the largest bat.
tleship in the world. She Is the Ne.
cato. The Negato has n tonnage OF
s5.sO0. length OF eco feet. carries
s iC.inch guns. and has a speed o.
2Sls knots. The nearest approach to
the Negato in the American navy IL
the battleship Maryland. recently
commissioned. The Maryland is the
first ship In the United States navy
to carry is.Inch guns. She has .
displacement OF $4,000 tons. length
OF GOO feet. and a speed OF u knots
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29
CUM LAUDE" IN c. H. S.

Besides the mentioned this few days ago there
another school which students may ways
than by distinguishing themselves athletics We to the
Chckasha high school,
Principal Hatcher has announced list Of twelve students
who did their work cum aude during weeks of the
term This that each of students made grade of
"a in pursued that being the highest grade given
IT the number winning this distinction large con-
sderlng the total enrolment in the school, may
principal and faculty of the local school have
high standards of scholarship and hence easy get
All the greater is the credit due those who cum aude
under such conditions.
At the opening Of the school, Mr. Hatcher hned quite plainly
that was his idea that the Chckasa high school should have
the best geometry class and the best class Of every other kind
besides the best football team the We feel that this
also the idea Of the of the school
really have interests stake the anybody else
they can well afford to make it their idea
The student who is merely getting by by hook crook,
doing the least he do to be allowed remain in school,
maorng' in athletics sassey" and the like, might just as
well quit school and go to work something useful
Alnght movies might solve housing shortage problem
Flint (N1ich) Journal. f
The house has resisted all inducements to make more of itself
Washington Post
Harvard history students singing their lessons way
to get even with the eacher.-Atanta Journal
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

Colds Are Catching AS Measles.
When one member Of family
takes cold 1t is the merest accident
II he does not communicate 1t to
other members of the family !. by
coughing and sneezing. When he
coughs or sneezes he throws out a
spray Of water that is full Of the
germs that cause a cold. That is
why you should avoid the presence
Of every one who has cold. Then
when you take cold take Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy and get rid
OF it as quickly as possible. 1-3Ot
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29
Take ROYAL ARCH MAsoNs 1ip

Take notice that a special convo.
cation will be held In tire Masoni,
Temple next Monday. October ~
1921. NJ 7.s0. o'clock for the pur
pose of comforting the NJ. L. Mas
tiers d. rec.
Those who have received the Past
Masters degree are requested to be
on hand not later than o'clock.
Usual refreshments.
ARTHUR MEAD. II. p.
29-3t II. HAMILTON, Secretary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29
A WAGON Too Slow.

A Wagon Too Slow.
"I told Dicky today that he should
hitch his wagon to a star"
"He is more apt to have his auto
mobile waiting around the corner
for a chorus girl"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29
NOTICE.

s25.00 Reward for the arrest and
conviction of any person or persons
placing distractions on the track or
otherwise interfering with the opera.
tion of street cars. Boys have your
fun but do not put peoples lives in
danger.
29-2t. w. II. WADSWORTH, Supt.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

A clear. essadess liquid that wiII
heal ~oaads. cuts. sores and gals is
Tho latest and bess production of
medical ssIsnes. Ask fof Liquid
nofcsens. u Il q marsi In flesh
healing remedies. Price. COO and
fi.se. Sold BY Wren Drug Co i.sos
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29
hlaher Mathematics.

Higher Mathematics.
"I hope you divided your orange
with your little brother. Bobby"
mo. mamma; I've only got as far
as addition. don't know anything
about division yet"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

The Liberty bell was made In Lon.
don in 1922.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29
A STOLEN SMILE 'ER TWO
Ready for Hanging.

"The prisoner looks the picture OF
detection"
Yes, and he says he's been franz
ed
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

II certainly was a blcw 10 learn
that our baseball franchise has been
forfeited but. since tho strike has
been called off. we'll probably be
able 10 survive t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

"wlso men ne'ef Nj and wall their
loas. but choorIly seek how TO TO
dress their harms. ."-shatespeafe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

II seems that some friction IA de
ycioplng In the local board OF cdu
cation because II. II. Barefoot. the
president. insists on grabbing of all
oraiorical honors ON every occasion
II is reported ,ha, Tip Goasci, 10
getting soro over Il.
"Arc women going craxyY" In
qnirca one of our contemporaries.
without attempting TO answer the
question. for fear Of starting n riot.
we will say that the editor who
asked II has an ample supply Of
nerve.
Seems that this brave editor had
a brain storm because some women
bob their hair. use lIpsticks and
smoke cigarettes. How old fashioned.
As a matter OF fact. there never
was any serious danger OF real hos
tIlltIes between Deacon" Jones and
doe" Austin over the paving argu.
ment. For one reason. the college
man was Marathon runner In his
younger days and he claims that
he Is stIIl fairly fleetfooted.
81 Slmp says he Offices that there
are always fewer leaves on the
trees after they begin to fall.
II wouldn't be so bad to lose
your temper II you couldn't find II
again.
No. we're not going to forget It:
go to church tomorrow.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

There are 10000 Hollanders in
America.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

n n vote were taken among the
ioashcrn Of tho city schools. wo feel
sure that Rotary would bc elected
unanimously.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

foF modes OF faith
Let Ffaesless ssaIoss fiFat:
lie cant be wrong.
whose no. IL In tho right.
Pope.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

Besides. 'nonr" Schmidt n coins
TO California and what fun would u
be without HIM
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

The house has resisted all inducements to make more OF
Washington Post.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-10-29

Al-night movies might solve the housing shortage pr
Flint (Nfich.) Journal f
New Ulm review., 1921-03-09
SET TTLEhIENr | IS
$l8,58|!S. IS 4 ! LESS
TAX COLLECTIONS 4 |. I I FOR 1871
AGGREGATE sls7,126, AS
AGAINST $175,715.
STATE GETS $13,s42.e1 LESS
THAN LAST YEAR. THE
APpoRTfoNMENTr.. 4

County Auditor Louis G. Vogel and
County Treasurer Henry u. Berg, to-
gether with-their efficient Office forces,
again completed the March settlement
in record time, when they compared
their books, Thursday evening, and it
was found that the amounts iibed to a
cent. These two county officials are
always the first in the state to report
the various settlements to the state
auditor.
Aggregates SIS, ,126.6
The March settlement this year ag-
gregates $157, ,126. .65, which represents
the total amount Of personal property
and real estate taxes collected by the
county treasurer since January 1.
This sum is $l8,588.43 less than the
corresponding amount last eyar, the
decrease being due principally to the
fact that more real estate taxes were
paid prior to March !, 1920, than was
the case this year owing to the ex-
ceedingly active transfer of farm
ownerships in the county. Another
important factor in the tax collection
1toboggan was the smaller state tax
levy rate this year, compared to 1920.
This year the rate was Ala mills, as
against 6.82 mills last year. According
", the state receives $13,642.6I less
from Brown county in the March
settlement Of 1921, compared with that
of 1920 While the individual tax
payer will not notice this decline in the
states slice'o the tax melon, while III
the aggregate it helps somewhat to re-
lieve the burden. Il. '.:e 81. ..3s
New Law Cuts Receipts.
The new law rushed through the
state legislature last Monday, extend
ing the time limit for payment Of
personal property taxes for month,
Of until April |, also, helped to curtail
tar receipts at the county treasarers'
office. It is estimated that some 500
taxpayers took advantage Of the new
statute. '7s5 .s
@ The Apportionnient.
OF the March settlement, the state
receives $40, 1922 so; the county, $39,-
987.44; the cities and villages, $37,-
$4,000; the townships, s12,510.02, and
the school districts, $47,1l4.7e. The
figures for the March settlement. last
year were: State, s33,s25.1l;. county,
.$44,282: SO; cities, villages and town
ships, $62,s44.1 ID, and school districts,
s44 1862. 81 ss III u.
Where Money Goes. IS, q &
The Tax collections disbursed ii the
March settlement this year. have been.
as. follows: .$.. -ss= 3 &. /: 1:
State.
State revenue $14,224.11
State State sc school j 4,16s.23
State University !, !. ]. ...',.. s.. # l69.46
Mortgage registry tax 1894
Money Mon and credits + + 1,192. 81:
Grain tax /. u, 274. IS
Total 81. s20,1s2.5O.
County. .. S.. = -
County revenue O.. q. .,5.. .$11,83l.2e
County 20 poor 5,740.12
County road and brid dge 20,s07:84
County ditch s.. :s.:. 1,82s.7O
Y1.,r 1 -. irE Fl eE.5
New Ulm review., 1921-03-09
RETURNS FROM fkfP 10
PHILIPPINES AND INDIA
Edward Sam ,te lso1 Res sitIins Near
Confrey, Dernonstrated Tract
ors in. the Orient.

s 3 j ! ! 4
Edward Samuelson, son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Samuelson Of West Svea-
dab, is enjoying visit with his parents
after returning from a trip to the
Orient, where he demonstrated an.
America an-made tractor for the manu-
facturers. In the Philippines he dem
onstrated the machine in the hemp
fields and in Indiana on the big rubber
tree plantati tions, where tractors are
being used to keep down the weeds
between the trees. The soil is very
fertile.
Mr.. samuelson reports that he has
no complaint to make about the
British rule in India, but adds that the
"bolsheviki' are getting into that
country now and are causing trouble.
He also claims that the Filipino pol
|iticians are the only citizens Of the
islands that are clamoring for inde-
pendence. The great majority Of the
people realize what it means to have
protection from the United States
government.
He left singap pore, India, for home,
December 22, and spent Christmas in
saragon, French China, and New
Years Day in Manila, P. i. He ar
rived in Honolulu, H T., January 90,
and spent a week there, also visiting
the famous volcano that attracts all
tourists, and handed in the good old
Y. S. a. at San Francisco, Calf,
February q.
Mr.. Samuelson says that he enjoyed
the trip greatly, had q pleasant voyage
both ways, and experienced several
tropical lwind-storms in the Philippines
Upon returning to Watertown, Wis.
the home of the tractors which he
monstrated in the Orient, Mr.
samuelson will take up the work 81
demonstrating machine that bores
holes for telephone 4or electric light
poles, spikes on the crossarms and sets
the posts in the holes. This machine
is made by the same company that
manufactures the tractors.
New Ulm review., 1921-03-09

t n 3 i T. i i . < = . @ ~ ~. 4 p &
$4,000 in the City Cemetery trust fund
in municipal electric light and water
works bonds Of the city.
The Laurence Construction Co. was
voted the sum Of $3,875.15 as part pay
ment for work done on the new NUM-
cipal plant, and ]. G. Robertson re-
ceived $4,540.22 for work completed
and equipment furnished for the plant.
A number Of property owners re-
siding on North Minnesota pre-
sented petition to the council, re-
questing that the construction OF
sewers on that thoroughfare, between
Sixth and Tenth North streets, be de-
ferred until prices become more normal.
The petition was turned over to the
board Of public works.
New Ulm review., 1921-03-09
Mr.. and Mrs. Anton Seess of Fairfax
were recent guests at the Herman
Scheunemann home here.

The receipts OF the card party given
at Turner Hall, Wednesday evening,
for the benefit Of the suffering residents
of Neu Ulm, Bavaria, netted the snug
sum Of $104.O0, including money re-
ceived for cakes that were disposed Of,
as well as donations from quite NUM-
ber Of people who were unable to at
tend. Thirty-four tables were occu-
cupied by 5000 players and the prizes
were awarded as follows: Ladies' high
Mrs. William Lindemann, Jr.; second,
Mrs. Bertha Riegler; low, Miss Leola
Oswald; gents high, Charles A. Heers;
second, Hubert Berg; low, Charles
Brust. r"Schafskopf" was played at
nine tables and the high and low
honors were won BY franklin Brust and
Fred Hamann, respectively A very
pleasant evening was enjoyed.