The Lehi sun. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1913-1949, 1921-04-21

If the cOuntry's going dry didn't
Ito anything else 1t taught lot of
Price fellows that they can't sing
when they're sober.-Prlce (Utah)
Sun.
one minister believes that the wOm-
en- slit their skirts to make 1t easier
for them to kneel in prayer. Such
faith as that would move mountains
Wells (Nevada) Herald.
No law that ever was passed can
legslate out Of humanity single
human trait, and yet fools forever
will keep on attempting it.-CarsOn
City (Nev.) News.
They used to call the persons who
attended dances but didn't dance, spec
tatOrs, but CLOTHES observers" would
be more specific at the present time,
and these clothes observers are close
observers.-Malad Qdaho) Enterprise.
We at this moment have personal
reasons for recalling bit If phil
Osophy once advanced by Mark Twain
to the effect that IL one has worries
and troubles he can quickly forget
them by buying and wearing a pair
Of shoes that pinch the feet.-Councll
(ldaho) Leader.
With the exception OF deposits in
Africa, Idaho has the largest phos.
plate fields In the world, lying east OF
st. Anthony in the Teuton range.
Idaho phosphates are considered rich
est owing TO higher per cent OF
phosphate than the African fleld.-St.
Anthony Peak-Chronicle.
The agricultural department says
that milk Is so plentiful that II can be
fed to stock. Don't know where he
got the information, but we wish who
ever gathered the statistics would
communicate with our milkman-
maybe he'd come back to prewar
prices. Ely (NevD Times.
Nampa Is installing new unit to
Its city water pumping plant. And
someone remarked that probably
Nampa did not have much confidence
In the new beer-permttlng edict from
Washington, consequently she needs
lots OF water-Caldwell Qdaho) Tri.
bune.
In 1920 there were 1141 newspapers
which suspended, went broke. or were
forced to consolidate with another
paper for lack of support. And vet.
no doubt each one OF those papers
was nm ardent booster OF its particular
region. Funny old world, isn't it?-
Delta (Utah) Chronicle.
Possibly it's little trying on some
people to earn enormous incomes and
then have the government step in and
annex majority Of II In the shape
of excess profits tax. And still. we
wouldn't object to undergoing the or.
deal a time or two, just for the sake
OF eXperlence.-?arma Qdaho) Re
view.
If the oil output keeps on decreas.
Ing and the auto supply keeps ON in.
creaslng' the outlook is that the biz
oil companies will switch consider
able In n few years from gasoline "a
alcohol. And then. maybe, the auto.
VIII be dancing jig around the cor
hers on one wheel.-Brlgham CITY
(Utah) Journal.
a marriage permit in Chicago costs
$l.oO and dog license $3.50 and IN,
county clerk wants the price OF mar.
riage licenses raised 10 a level with
the permit TO keep a dog. But lie
forgets that a dog license lasts n wear
ana marriage llcenses-well, you know
how Chicago divorce ls.-Rlchmond
(Utah) Recorder.
A New York man complains to tho
police that a "tall, handsome man
who smokes cork-tlpped cigarettes"
sold him a large section of the Grpno
Central terminal for $1,000 and dis.
appeared without delivering the goodn
Well' there are some railroad station,
that wouldn't be worth as much ms
that Observation-Disclosures (NevO Trl.
bune.
Ihese old-time saloons making a
blum Of selling nothing but grape Juice
ana soda pop are deluslon and n
snare. The grape juice and soda nor,
hey sell viii give you the same old
and any time you are think. |
iig OF strolling around TO one of them |
ust TO see Satan rebuking sin II win |
'e Just as well to leave all but two
MS at home.-GardnervUle (Nev / |
iecord-Courier