South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-08-28

inkuckee lake.
Encouraging for Bill Dodge, isn't
It?
II fish. as they say. make good
brain food. our head ought 10 be
burstingl Maurer's tuition along
this line "a well worth the money.
The old-fashioned man who 90
years ago, belonged 10 a quartet that
sang "Larboard Watch. Alloy" and
'Mollie Darling" now has a grand
son who wakes the echoes with coon
songs
When they say you are prominent
IN society and it doesn't mean that
you are a person Of noble ideals and
conduct it's not much OF a distinc-
ton.
Outside OF bringing a fellow back
to work house broke and tired, the
summer vacation Is strictly all right
But why should you assume that
a girl with bobbed hair is a tom
boy2
The scientist who says too many
baths are taken by Americans may
be judging merely by neck and ears.
There is no doubt about one thing.
The farmers who are paying last
years debts with this years products
may doubt a future place OF punish
ment, but they are certain that hell
is here now.
It can't be trGs that Fred Major
has his precocious son and heir sell
ing pickles in order TO help him pay
his income tax.
1t Is a lucky child who lives in an
atmosphere Of stern simplicity. II
is better TO travel from frugality TO
luxury than from luxury 10 hunger.
They say Hugh Mckinley OF the
Independent Tank line registered
from South Bend instead OF from
Ibis home town, Mishawaka. when he
visited Edgewater club, st. Joseph,
a few days ago with a party Of golf
ers. Being accompanied by Bob
IKnoblock and D. c. Wright we're
not so sure we can blame him too
much for refusing 20 make II three
of a kind from the same burg.
The rolled stocking IS strictly
"rci your own" affair. and if the
summer had TO run on for eight
months longer we would urge that
the street car company be required
10 lower their steps a foot at least
In the feverish age in which we
live. scarcely any couple is absolute
ly immune fro mdivorce until after
the arrival OF the ninth baby.
II Is almost as futile 10 expect
woman to be reasonable about dress
as for a man to be reasonable about
his appetite.
One fool says a wife ought 10 be
the husbands silent partner in al
his business ventures. How in the
mischief can a wife be a silent part
ner in anything unless she is dear
and dumb?
Geraldine says she will never mar
~ again. Huh! No lady with such
a temperament can endure solitude.
The end Of the broken thread Of her
happiness will find some other de-
tached thread TO tie TO.
A ST. Louis man. recently deceas-
ed, for A. years posed as both a
bachelor and a married man. A
versatile actor he. How did he man
age when playing the bachelor 10
leave off the preston that haunts
the visage Of the creature long
broke" to matrimonial harness?
Mrs Harlng is mentioned as
~once a newspaper woman We
lsuppose Mrs. Harding addressed the
single wrappers, clipped the fashion
notes and conducted the counting
room while Warren g. fed the press
on the issuing date
AS editor and publisher Of the
Douglas Store News, Lester Hur-
wich displays a keen insight into the
workings Of a modern newspaper
scissors and all.
A Pittsburg minister says music
liz the sunshine OF the soul" Jazz
must be the moOnshine.
New York reports that more mar
ried than single people commit sui
eide there. We catch the implca-
ton, but spurn It.
The Birmingham Age Herald
thinks the world is signing for a
dentist who can send 'em away with
a smile. Law abiding dentists win
take no such risks.
Chicago prohibits red automobiles,
which is going a little far when
there are gIeen hats. silk shirts and
yellow shirtwaists to irritate the
eye.
The Blue Sundayers are asking
congress 10 suppress Sunday trains
and newspapers. We wonder II they
would be willing TO permit the op-
Grafton OF trains OF thought.
Doc. Fegiler got US out OF bed the
other night with the telephone re-
Quest that we come over 10 the hos
! pital and administer an anesthetic.
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