davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1921-05-14

n. ksynnlds No. -. residing here but
u OF them are sufccierry sturdy
10 appear In thu parade
A Joint committee representing the
Grand Army and the American Lee
ionS- W. Brookhsrt. A. A Mahar
and l. S. Bartlett OF the former and
Rudolph Hoffman. W. b. sammon and
NJ Battle OF the iztter-Fr1day called
on Colonel Dusan. commander Of Fort
D. A Russell. and invited the sarn-
son OF h post to participate in the
parade and In the Memorial day cx.
ercises at the Cheyenne and Fort Rus
sell cemeteries-
This Grand Army veterans have nc.
quested the younger veterans of the
world war to take active charge OF
the arrangements for Memorial day
and the Legion men have accepted
the invitation.
Adj Gen. Timothy J. Mccoy win
BE- marshal Of the Memorial day pa
rade.
, 1921-05-14
Fifteen CIVIL
WAR VETERANS
! IN BIG PARADE
Grand Army and American L.
gica Cooperate in Plans for
Memorial Day Observance
: IN Capital

"xEkNE. Nay 1f--Fffteen vet.
Grams Of the Civil war. ended 81 years
ago. viii participate In the parade
which ts to be held here Memorial
day under the Joint auspices of the
Grand Army Of the Republic and the
American Legion There are - mem
ears q the local G. A r. post. John
, 1921-05-14
:; E celins !. low driving . Buick

J. C Collins is now driving a Buick
roadster.
r. E Swift and r. w. Marshall
have purchased a stephens se-snpss-
senger motor car through the Park
Road Sales q Service company.
w. H. Wiley. contractor and drill
er. purchased . ivepassenger etude-
baker motor a from the Smith Mo-
tor Sales company
The Midwest Refining Company Is
now using a new Ford motor truck.
delivered from Bcyie's garage this
week. T
Dick Sosper IL now the owner Of q
sev-n-paEserser Buick motor car, de-
, 1921-05-14

Ieweiry and watch repairing by AZ.
pert workmen- All work E~uasantees.
Casper Jeveiry Mfg. Co.. C.S. BIdz.
5gff
, 1921-05-14

Joe L. Mansfield Motor company. TIE
cars win be delivered Il the o~ners
next week
, 1921-05-14

Ben f.. Beach was delivered a light
ax Studehaker this week from the
Smith Motor Sales company.
, 1921-05-14

In Pittsburgh and delivered by the
Park Road Sales & Service company
this week
Earl c. Boyle Of Boyie's garage. and
J. Bechtoii. Ford Motor company rep
rsscntative in Denver. spent yester-
day IN the Sale Creek reid-
Two carloads OF Fords were received
W Boyieie garage this week The
cars arrived from Omaha
The Fargo OIL company has pur.
chased-a seven-pesssnser Standard
motor from the Park Road Sales
q service company
Eiiery James. who Is In the employ
of the Midwest Refining company,
purchased a Ford touring car yes
terday.
J. T. Devorak IL now driving q
hve-psxsenEer Chaimsrs motor car.
delivered this week by the agency
here.
Thomas Reuner OF the National
Supply. George G. Heise OF the Cas-
Per Typewriter exchange, T. NJ
'courtner. the on Center bakery. Lar
, 1921-05-14

the Midwest Refining company. has
purchased a Fordson tractor from the
agency here for use in his work
\ carload OF single six Packard mo
tor cars was unloaded today for the
, 1921-05-14

sen q Jourgenssn and Eugene How
ard. stockman at Boyie's mirage. have
all received Ford motor cars from the
last shipment
, 1921-05-14

IN Pittsburgh and delivered by the
Park Road Sales & Service company
this week
, 1921-05-14

Two carloads OF Fords were received
toy Boyie's garage this week. The
cars arrived from Omaha
, 1921-05-14

Dick Sosper IL now the owner Of
seven-paEserser Buick motor car, do
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MAY. BE PRACTICABLE

THE Farm Journal under the caption Some
thing New under the Sun" reproduces a
photograph OF an aIrplane engaged in spraying a
catapa grove with arsenate of lead and has this to
say in connection with THIS novel proceeding:
TWENTY-FIVE years ago, who would h':ve thought
that in 1921 we would use airplane TO scatter
powdered arsenate Of lead over a sx-acre catalpa
grove to kill the insect pests that were destroying
the foliage" This is just what done near Troy,
o.. on August 4.
A makeshift hopper. similar TO a large hour'
SITTER. was built and attached 10 the side OF Inc
airplane. Then II was loaded with its ammunition
powdered arsenate Of feqd-and the battle was
on.
The airplane nosed into the leeward side OF the
catalina grove and began operations, With the wind
currents created by the propeller shooting out
cloud of poison which settled the foliage OF the
trees The powder was released BY turning crank.
The Initial experiment was so successful, IN inc
opinion Q ftAe Wooster O.. Agricultural Experiment
Station exparts. and of c. r. Nellie, Of Cleveland
with whom the idea originated that revolution IN
this methods OF spraying large groves or orchard IS
certain to be developed within short time Tho
airplane and two men did in few minutes what
ordinarily would have taken several days and da It
in a much more thorough manner.
Engineer Dormoy is at work on new hopper
and the u S. aviaors at Mcaook Field pave ind
Gated their willingness TO cooperate with the
farmers and agricultural department in combating
tree infection and cropdestroying pests Of all kinds
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4 very delightful time was
spent by all present at party
given by Miss Mary Williams at
her home on Water street, Booth
vile Tuesday evening. Those pres
ent we're Misses Leila Newbrough.
Louise BoiCe, Lena Seese, Blanche
Barnes Eva and Catherine Swiser,
Olor Willis. Beatrice Little,
Mildred and Edith Fancher, Lena
Lambert, Bess and Nellie Smith,
AraI Hall and Minnie Reed,
Messrs. Earl and George Davis,
Robert Tonkery, Fred and Clarke
Reel, Virgil Seese. Reamond MI
znm. Joseph Chainey. Martin
odell, West Smith. Ralph Smith,
George Smell, George Grimes,
Jack johnson. Claude Hugus, Den
zel Little. Lawrence Snider, Wolfe
Leaper and Lazear Riley. Refresh
ments Of cake, hot chocolate and
candy were served at a late hour
by the hostess mother. They were
entertained with music and games.
Just as the party was breaking up
Joseph Ashcraft, a we'll known
resident of BoOthsville waded the
creek and turned off the gas, as
sisted by Christopher Dix OF
Boothscreek. Mr.. Williams ended
the party by firing off his shot
gun.
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DECAY

Russian art conuues 10 De the
age among many American intel
1ectuals. Hypnotized by Russian
novels, plays, dancing and grotes-
gus paintings. they see In taeSe
the sunrise OF a coming ciTiliza-
ton.
More probably, it Is the sunset.
Art is the blossom that comes
when civilization Is about to go TO
seed.
But the agonies through which
Russia has been going may give
her a rebirth to strength. That
would mean less art, more Of the
concrete things OF life. Thus her
future is, hopeful, If you look at 1t
through normal eyes.
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Personals

Charles Carr Of Horner's Run
was a business caller in Booths
vile Wednesday.
Miss Ellie Robinson of Booths
Creek was visitor at the home Of
Mrs. Ida Shingleton. OF JohutoWn
Tuesday.
Mrs. Hayward Curry was shop
ping in Boothsville Wednesday.
Reed Bros, prosperous mer-
chants of BoothsyIlle, have receiv-
ed fine supply of Christmas
goods,
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H. DeBolt of
Boothsville were calling on the lat
ter's parents. Mr.. and Mrs. NImshi
Nuzum. of Horner's Run, Thurs
day.
George Grimes, teacher of the
Boothsville High, was business
caller In BoothsvIIIe Wednesday
evening.
Squire Smith Of EldorD was a
visitor in the city Wednesday.
Burl Durham Of Hepzibnh was
caller in BoothsvIlle wednesday
evening.
Ila Williamson of'Horners Run
was a business visitor in Booths
Vile Thursday. !,
George Brent Of Sugar Run was
transactins business In Boothsrille
Thursday.
Mi anil Mrs James Bice pHd
son, Junior. OF Hilldec were v!s'tt
ing thu formers parents Mr. Hnd
Mre Calder BiCe Of Booths Greek
Wednesday:
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=
sl6ad we want well 5atanced heads atlfl ysaTl
humane heart not ssnselssg rites On
PlSgahss Setghtt today, and tomorrow groptng and
wGtllng by the "cold streams Of Babylon, but With
unfaltsrins steadlness and hrmness-with an
uprightness and integrity OF character that knows
no dsviation-moying right onward to a purpose
the highest purpose-a grand and noble manhood
and womanAood.
Here is common plane Of thought and action
upon which all true menScan meet and labor tits
our everlasting quibbling about methods that
destroys one-haf the good that people. would do IN
the world. We are not content to let others think
as they will. even though the outcome OF their
thought coupled with their aim in life. means all
one thing at least far the general welfare ana
happiness of mankind in this life is concerned We
live in the eternal, ever present Now. If we make
the best use Of our lives in the present tense 1t is
the best that we can dds all the Almighty asks US
to do.
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PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
n Baird Mitch an

TT is safe to assume that all humanity desire
lh6ppiness, aud any failure to attain the fruiton
oe. this desire must be from lacl; Of proper con-
dltlons for right enjoyment. OF proper effort to
that end The want of proper conditions-such as
inherited tendencies to disease strong natural bias
Is eyil and untavorabe surroundings in early life
are ali beyond the control OF the individual; hence
tae manhood or womsnhood Of every person must
necessarily take IT'S complexion largely from
circumstances beyond and outside Of their own
yolition This should teach charity towards
others worse conditioned than ourselves; while at
the same tine 1t should stimulate US to put forth
avery effort to remedy improper conditions not
only for ourselves but for others It ShOuld also
teach us the Importance Of 50 living that We may
not transmit 10 Others the evils that have been
handed down to uk Cease to do evil and learn to
DO WELL This is the lesson from which is evolved
Rll.reform in Individual or public life.
when man learns that the right thing Is the
best thing he is on the right track. What We want
10 practical, everyday life is an article OF humanity
that will "wash"--a fabric of character that VIII
nWear :, and If possible improve With age. We want
less crowding-less sedshness among men, We
want more of that outnowlng brotherhood that can
,ympathize with another's woe. and that ia ready
to reach out friendly hand to help pull anothers
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|GLOVERsGAP
School Program.

A very interesting program was
given Thursday evening by the
high school. The purpose OF the
meeting was to get the parents
and patrons of the school together
to discuss the betterrnent Of school
condition. herey The present con
ditions are discoureging for botn
teachers and pupils, and the school
Ia asking that we help them to Sc
care a new building and gymua'
stun. These are without doubt
needed. and II everyone will do his
mart we can have all that is re-
0uired to make first class school
BY the beginning of another school
year.
The meeting last Thursday was
well attended, and enjoyed. Dainty
refreshments were served by the
pupils.
Preaching Service.
Rev. Miller will be With US Sat.
urday evening. He is still conduct
ing his series of meetings at Lit.
Teton, aud is having great sue.
cess. There have been over ninety
conversions, and sixty new mem.
bers we're added to the church.
Turkeys Received.
Mrs. Cyrus Snyder OF Valley
Home, has received for a Christ.
mas present three beautiful NAM
moth bronze turkeys. They were
sent from Mankato, MIMI, and Mrs.
Snyder is very much pleased over
them.
Personals,
Mr. aud Mrs. Clay Brummagc
and Mrs. James Pethtel and chill
dren were shopping In Falrmont
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. E. Straight were
business visitors in Warrington OH
Wednesday evening.
Miss Olga Carl is very sick at
Der nome with tonsilitIs.
MrS. G. L. Webner Is still iulnrov-
ing. Her many friends hope to see
her out before long.
Miss UlE NoEt and Mrs. Cyrus
Snyder we're shopping in ManninS
ton Thursday.
Lewis YeRte: was out Of town
Tburaday.
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RUFF STUFF

Notice in the church announce
ments one of the preachers will talk
about "Pickhandle Hill"
That sermon should have kicK
70 % IT.
And we wonder il the preacher
Ia going to speak from experience
or field glass observations.
Brother J. c. B. down at the
Temple will whack one OF In the
evening on ais Fairmout Asleep at
the Switch
We'll, il she are. to use our best
sxnTeSsiop, j. c. B. will rattle the
.lIts 50 loud something will wake
one thing about J. C. B. when he
gets in the humor OF it, you don't
have to put any seasoning on his
iermonieal feGsts:
They've got II. pep
Yessirse.
But say, listen,
We didn't mean to turn this
kolum into free advertisement for
preachers, but
Then It's getting near Xmas. and
maybe IL we do good charitable
turn or two, why
santa Claua may put something
ia our stocking besides a Bonnie
Blue Nothing.
Xmas WarniuE-Watch out for
hIes-make Santa Claus wear as
bestoS whiskets,
Farewell until Monday.
Bon svors. toot sweet. etc
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Will See Brothers
After Many Years

I.onnle Carpenter OF this city
is leaving this evening for Long
Beach, California, where he will
spend some time with his mother,
and will stop at Stevensville,
Montana, enroute home to visit
with brother. He will meet at
his mothers Xmas with four
other brothers. three Of whom he
has not seen Tor 80 years. His
brothers are Howard, Pinkey,
Frey and Lawrence.
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LOST

The Alps mountains have taken
heavy toll of lives this year.
About 140 climbers persisted. Most
of the fatalities were due to dis
pensing with guides to save ex-
penses.
Economy sometimes is really ex-
travagance, for extremes meet. As
in most Of the big things OF life,
the great problem is to know
where to drawEAbe dividing line.
"The more haste. the, less
speed."
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france met with little popular sympathy in her
attitude about maintaining enormous army even
though the public could understand in measure
how she felt about military armament. but If there
is truth in the intelligence that she wishes to add 10
new ships to her navy. there will be neither sym
patty nor understanding Such program would
render useless all present plans for scapping ships
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-FOUR INJURED.

NEW YORK, Dec. II. = Seven
semen, Injured in the collision be-
itWeQn the Liner Panama and tn e
United states destroyer Grshan
~ Sea Gift, last night. arrived
today and were taken TO the naval
A6Spt&aI in Brooklyn. None OF
them were dangerously injured.
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If Your Gift Intentions ....
Take in thetLargIyeer Items

Perhaps you plan give dFeas or suit or coat %
one of the family That woud be such aeusble thing q
do And would be sRttstnE to makeyour stGectiop
here first sSsomsnta aEa,yery large Sac
Ondly, because cOurtneys Store quality Is always dsnd
able Third, because offerings are correctly styled
and last because prices arspov substantially reduced. Ii
You'll purchase in the garment section.
The finest suits Of which originally priced over
ne hundred dollars al marked down u 1880 each
tb,,s enormous reduction, Bus 0ur ptict IS simpy
to clear Away suit stock rss,s4l
All Of our coats are op sale at ths fiat reduction Of
on:stfh And all winter pattern hats have bean TO
halrprice Dresses come in atraeyely lowered
prices making this very good tine toSpurohase worons
apparel items. @ s{.s IA
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SATURDAY. EVENING, DEoEMBER Il, 1921

1.-THE male population OF America will stand IN
and give three rousing cheers at the deportation of
the four women who led the Kansas red pepper
brigade The women here hard enough to
control without any foreign instruction. Women's
place Is in the home, and that is the place fpr the
red pepper also in boiled cabbage and such like.
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Christmas Gift
Gossip

Small Christmas gifts are often the most difficult Kind
TO select and Ut they Of the very ones which
you are anxious to appear yell chorcn foron these
little remembrance depends the in which your
mas wishes carried friends at home and out Of
a.$8a
Nothing is appropriate for these gifts as AecsE
ories those little diAnctvs aduncts 70 wonqSnis COS
tune; and because they for her person they cary
that most desired intimate touch and yet are In fxceent
taste. SO
If you wonder whether they will be appreciated ust
think how many times every day go to your Handq
chief ox to your dressing table for Gloves how dsgat
ed you are to find fresh bit Of NecSweaF ready when
you want IT. or how satisfying to have Hosiery IN oxeet
shades for each troek. " vi
nor are these the only Items that fall In the Aces
cory group. There arc clavsr new Handbags EWaEs.F
Umbrellas and all those feminine trinss to be found
the Novelty Section. Al .oers $40
our displays are very large and no matter what
Accessories you decide give you will enjoy choosing
them here from the newest styles and latest noTeattg
No doubt you plan to mail several Of these gifts which
just one of the fanny reasons xhx you should @aFe ~
selections early s,as,t- - Ui.At ING
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six hundred GALLONS of brandy would have
supplied lot of Christmas cheer in the jalls IL u
had not been captured. but the amount OF JOY II
would have brought into Clarksburg homes Is
probably negligible
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EAMoua MuaIcIAN bad

PARIS, Dec. I7.-Music lovers
today mourned the death in Alg-
.i6rt, Africa, yesterday OF Charles
CSmiIAl Saintsaens noted French
musician and composer. NJ. Saint.
StehS was Sc years old.
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XIV B9SS S5NItaxfs. 10 current events
jA4S|, sNs ~ frank comment

" Ssp can't tell him to get his hair
Most of the free things you
enter are pay as you exit.
All the people who don't fall
for hattery could hold a conven-
ton In telephone booth.
Cold feet often keep a hot head
out OF trouble.
Any girl who goes through col
lege without having her heart
broken twice will make a fine tea
cher.
The champion vegetarian OF the
world won't eat animal crackers.
Maybe love went blind reading
love letters.
+ tits too late to shop early now.
Lots Of men who eat peas with a
knife are out Of debt.
Srhe dollars of the family are not
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The Capitol Building Commission in Charleston
seem to be having strenuous struggle in reaching
decision about location How about getting one
of these wizards with peach tree twig?
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OBSERVATIONS

Rouge makers are meeting.
regular Ladies' Aid Society.
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II cussing the weather made US
fat we would all be 300-pounders.
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During the trouble C. ". Morse
might change it to R. E. Morse.
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A Few Dolls
Are Left

Not many Of our prsest dolls reman-yet spfftetept
you the first or tint week yeWil tp4
suitable one for your little girl. The prices DIRE nov
highest point Bring your daughter with yotsT
she will know these Dolls are mighty Eool
oneA- s@
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The ex-kiaser's new grandson
has right TO cry.
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when a woman makes tight of
her hair she keeps it dark
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EARTHQUAKE SHOCK.

GUAM, Dee, 1s,-A severe earth.
Ian6kB shock was felt here at noon
itedays No damage was done,
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Our all-Amsrlcau halfbacE Is the
evening gown.
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Everybody eats one ton
year" says Secretary Davis, who
must have fine cook.
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The best thing we got out Of the
war was getting out OF the war,
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A grand opera star wants Sf5O
for 4 night she didn't sing. Must
be hush money.
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CARD OF THANKS,
Mrs. Jennet Clelland and family
extend to their frie'0ls and neigh
bors their heartfelt thanks for the
Kindness aud many many acts OF
love and sympathy shown at til
death OF their much loved son and
brother. Charles c. Clelland'
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Ireland is about the size Of Lake
Superior; but the lake has the
most fish.
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me fool killer Is ioatinrs
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Most of the free things you
enter are pay as you exit.
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Cold feet often keep a hot head
out Of trouble.
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- 4 nam
is tiie sense
Mary Garden says "a -,
beautiful thing Is q lelI lI Z nlachs
six stocking lG89y mustn't be-
liiere what every man tells her'
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Some people are lodging work,
while work is lodging others.
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Two heads are not better than
one on the morning after.
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Resolution 40. 1: We will
swear of and on when needed.
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The older man gets the young
er he wishes he was
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"vou can't tell genius" says
an art CRITIC, who probably means
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Pockets have that Christmas
feeling:
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yon ean't tell him . 81 his halF
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Sun 50 many things to do-so many gifts 70 selesotS
50 many packages up many things 2 do around
to be tof e happlest DAY OF tne
year round. 3-, #
every day ssos many things comfortably settled-5
many Christmas surprises nicely wrapped up in REG
ribbons, ready for Christmas morninE,.a 4
RMS stores service large ractor in helping fota
solve Christmas problems II guchsa satisfying pace
10 rind the gifts that wanted, and hete too ee
found everything housekespers need to get
.adv for the Homecoming OF the the visits
OF dear friends
what may We do to help you7
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Aviation has its ups and downs.
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The champion vegetarian OF the
world won't eat animal crackers.
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me more haste, the Tess
speed"
OBSERVATIONS
Rouge makers are meeting. A
regular Ladies' Aid Society.
During the trouble C. ". Morse
might change it to R. f. Morse.
Everybody eats one ton
year" says Secretary Davis, who
must have finecook.
II cussing the weather made US
fat we would all be 30O-pounders.
The best thing we got out of the
war was getting out OF the war,
Some people are lodging work,
while work Is lodging others.
Pockets have that Christmas
feeling:
The older man gets the young
er he wishes he was
Aviation has its ups and downs.
Resolution 40. 1: We will
swear of and on when needed.
Two heads are not better than
one on the morning after.
"vou can't tell a genius" says
an art CRITIC. who probably means
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Lots Of men who eat peas with a
knife are out Of debt.