The Washington times., 1921-07-11

vina and Wells.
Good hasured U. S. A.
Why Any SdH Collar?
man-Po~er Flying.
ARTHUR BRISBANE
c-syraEaL is;l

Hy ARTHUR BRISBANE-l
o-syrasas- IssL
viIla. former Mexican bandit to
tnose N power. Evolutionary
h>rO % those out of power, has
STARTED a schoOl 70 teach ranch
ing @ Nexicans- He tells Frazier
HINT. IN tins months Hearst Mag
anne. that h has made this dis
ooSery: schools are what Mex
40 needs above everything else.
Crtil people have education moth
ING can Be done"
Nhen TIE whole world realizes
vhzt Villa realizes and will spend
on real education a small part of
What u spends on war. Tn. first
ss>D VII have been taken.
Earnest Mr.. Wells demands a
Federation of the world. But
yo1 can't make any federation of
100 .o0o. 900 human beings prac-
oc.lly a. ignorant as fifteen hun
cred million monkeys. A parade
of sdults demanding beer. or a
parade Of boys demanding soda
water at five cents q glass, is
as near as we come to any
world movement" over here.
Did ysu ever hear of such a
rood natured defendant" as the
United States Government whore
railroads are concerned? The
railroads say 20 the Government.
fOa owe US hundreds Of millions
for managing our properties
bafly in war.
Tk-+ il humorous n itself. but
The Governments reply is fun
nier. II says, lis that so? !
feel very badly about Il. Will
ler1 you FIVE hundred million
collars. then you can sue me ut
your leisure and deduct YOUR
isdxments from the amount Of
your loan"
The average individual with
rood claim against the Govern
nent Is not trested so kindly.
Chicago's chief of police says
policemen must be neat. celluloid
collars are forbidden. Why wear
any stiff collar. pressing against
the neck Such collars squeeze
and injure the Dnsumogastric
nerve and lower efficiency, so inn
portant in policemen.
Lord Northcliffe. soon to visit
-. wears soft collars that don't
scrztch or press and look very
neat. Why not initiate him?
A Frenchman. Gabriel Poulain,
Wits 10 900 francs for dying
more than ten meters distant
and one meter high in an aero
plane driven by man power. He
uses = miniature biplane fastened
20 a bicycle. The bicycle biplane
Travelled twelve meters without
,oarhing ground. The inventor
thinks IL win fy rs far as three
TS natter Is ufh .pe.tsa. nu..
useless. probably. out interesting
because IL demonstrates the be-
ginning Of flying among the ami
ual.-a swift run through the
water or on land, then a short,
poorly controlled fight on prim!-
tive wings.
Mr.. Jack johnson, colored, and
very able prize fighter, is out
Of jail and invites challenges.
The white prize fighters discover
era, they must draw the color
lint would be beneath them 20
frht q negro. Johnson Is forty
two wears old. weighs 222 pounds,
and 500. 900 eoYld easily be made
beating him. When white gen.
sl~rsen draw the color line at
100000 they pay a remarkable
compliment 20 a man OF john
sor's age and weight.
What would you do IL you
~ere a sheep farmer raising wool
- eo-aretition with hard times
and manufacturers of shoddy!
Tne production of wool is yS per
cent % what IL was before the
var. anS the consumption under
20 per cent. Shoddv. old woolen
rars made over. glued toocther.
and labeled all WOOL" are bad
for elothing. for the farmers. and
for the supply Of mutton. The
Department Of Agriculture should
interest irsalF IN the various
problems involved.
II rnud-sharks captured in Brit
tsh Columbia waters could KNOW
their subsequent fate they would
b surprised. Their fms are sold
aS a delicacy % Chinese a. 81 n
pound The body ground up into
chicken feed sells for a few dol
lars \ ton. The skin makes good
heather. the head a fine glre. II
the sharl hopes for individual
immortality all that would worry
him
Nr. I'sra-. investment banker,
tells railroads their trouble Is
-'ir--t loadin~." heavy ears carlv-