The Washington times., 1921-05-11
Today
Nothing Is Perfect.
Ingenious America.
Science At q Discount.
Germany to Yield.
ARTHUR BRISBANE
(Cepyright. lSsl.)


tcepyrisht. issi.)
New York has passed the Lusk
bin, 70 discourage the man that
would destroy our beautiful Gov.
ernment.
Now nobody can teach in ths
schools Of New York II he aAvo-
Gates any kind Of government dif-
fereut from the present govern
ment Of the United States. II, for
instance. you said you believed in
government without property own
ership. or marriage, you couldn't
b teacher in the public schools.
Government in heaven ID run
without ownership or property. or
marriage, therefore the ruler Of
heaven couldn't be 4 teacher in
New YoEk's public schools. which
= something Of joke on the Lusk
hill.
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What schools NEED are mon
and women teachers that DO be-
Have In better government, realize
ine that the best Of things can be
improved.
TELL me where is whiskey dis
Mlle1" might be the beginning of
nov sonnet. Violation OF Law is
distressing, but you can't help ad-
mfriug American ingenuity whom
you read that whiskey Is distilled
and sold In grocery stores. butcher
shops, barber shops. delicatessen
atores, tenement house cellars, drv
: &oods stores, paint shops, soda
fountains, thousands Of private
homea, and sold, but not distilled,
In telephone booths. II only the
law were - enthusiastically obey
cd a. II IL broken.
Gorky, the Russian, says five
thousand Of the most intelligent
mon In Russia, scientists, artists.
philosophers, are actually dying
of hunger. That doesn't say
much for the government that
Gorky supports: It manages to
feed its soldiers.
However, when war or revolu-
tion becomes real intelligence be-
comes uiimportant. The French
revolution at one stage said it
sHad no need Of chemists" And
Napoleon, who ostehtatiously took
members of the Academy Of Sci
ence with him to Egypt, gave this
order when tbe fighting began:
"The asses and the scientists to
the rear"
Germany yields to the demands
of the allies and will un-
dertake to pay thirty-two thou
sand million dollars In gold. FL
nAncicrs seem to think she is able
to pay, or that she will in some
way escape the payment, for the
value Of German currency goes up
on this news.
War is expensive. II the Ger
mans mus pay thirty-two thou
sand million dollars for having en-
joyod Ave years Of war, how ex-
pensive would such war be to the
United States? We barely got into
the war and we spent about fifty
thousand million dollars, just
simply GETTING READY.
Woodrow Wilson is afraid that
Mr.. Harding's foreign policy may
cause the United States to become
entangled in European matters.
There is a smile In that for the
careworn.
Mr.. Smith, president OF the
New York Central Railroad Com
pany, has developed freight car
that the world needs, and OF great
value to every shipper. The
freight car is divided into small
sections, which can be rolled from
the car to the waiting motor
truck, taken to the warehouse or
factory to be unpacked, repacked
and sent back. Tie most intel
ligent railroad idea in several
years.
A mother. in yesterdays news,
was i'll and worried. Her son.
a nervous child, fourteen years
old, worried because his mother
was i'll. He had not been told why
his mother was so depressed. He
kissed her good-by, went to his
room and hanged himself. Two
hours later the mother gave birth
to her eleventh child. Wondering
how she could take care OF 1t had
caused her to worry.
This little story from the news
will interest those that advocate
birth control.
The New York World thinks
that President Harding has chang
ed his mind and is going to tie
this country up in the League Of
Nations, first indirectly. then di-
rectly.
The World evidently thinks that
Mr.. Harding's word is worth moth
ing. Many millions Of americans
that voted for Mr.. Harding think
iudOe has said that he would