Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-06-13
THEN WHY TURN?

THEN WHY TURN?
Sir: It gets my goat to turn to
the editorial page every Monday
morning and see where the Jour-
nal has wasted another column by
printing your stuff. Jaw'n T.
We had occasion to call mes
senger the other day, but 1t was
raining hard, and we told them
not to send the boy out in the
rain. They were quite nice about
it and didn't send him until it was
raining much harder.
Oh boy! And when you come
back, bring US a dimes worth Of
winter.
NOT KNOCKING ED CHASES
REGIME AT ALL.
"The College Inn" under new
management, is prepared to give
the citizens of Albuquerque tho
prompt and courteous treatment
| they deserve" Journal Ad.
Mr.. Dempsey says IF I can hit
him | can lick him." Without re-
ferring to the records l can't re-
call a single fight that was ever
won any other way.
REPRISAL?
Big Bill Thompson was showed
under in Chicago, and the BIG
u nj w nVEr-
flowed Estes Park.
HAS ANYBODY THE HEART TO
BLAME THE GIRL?
Dear T. Bee: You want kicks
here is mine:
There is q lady named Porter,
I tried for six weeks to court 'er.
But she was a fir
And she did me dirt,
So 7 take this means to report 'er.
Pullman Harry,
While we are about 1t, why not
have q drive for the relief OF mo-
florists who arc compelled to rlde
on some Of Albuquerque billowy
bouleVards?
WHAT KIND OF HARNESS ~ o
YOU USE ON YOUR MOTOR
During this age Of automobiles,
YOU require good and strong mar
ness to avoid accidents" From
the ads who Is Who in Albuquer-
que.
Tobev Toadvine says: "Judgin,
nv what 1 hear, the population OF
this burg seems to be made up
largely Of the survival of the sick
est. A we'll appearin man was
fined here last week on a charge OF
vagrancy. He said he was sou
cutter by trade"
Old Kill Crichton dropped into
town inst long enough last week to
report that he and Daddy keeter
were about the only men IN SANTA
Fe who didn't affect knee pants,
and it is beginning to look as II
even they couldn't hold out much
longer.
owen Moores last picture shown
here was Made in Heaven, and Loz
Anglazers nod smilingly.
FASHION NOTE.
Wrinkled pants are never IN
style except on statues.
A flood may be termed an act OF
God by some, but few of the victims
feel that way about 1t.
II Won see any stray Pullman
cars around anywhere, you might
notify the Santa Fe railway. They
seem to be having a hard time
keeping track of that equipment
OOH! SCANDAL!
There is scandal in the city,
And it centers on West Gold.
In the section where the park 49,
Or at least so I was told.
It's a Juicy bit of gossip.
That has penetrated this
Most exclusive ultra district,
And left there it's Satan kiss.
In this neighborhood so highorow
Where society abounds
Came a. lady with record
That is known in many towns.
And she took up quarters humble
Occupying little space, 49,,
And she tended to her knitting,
Tho she went most every place.
She was far from being pretty,
And her shape was not perhaps
What you'd call perfect wonder,
But she always won--by laps.
Came a man who swore he'd win
her,
BY means either fair or foul,
And her busted in her boudoir,
Letting forth an awful growl.
Came a scream from out her cham
Der,
Came a clashing as Of arms,
And the neighbors Justly rageous,
Phoned for Alloys famed gend-
armes.
Quickly came the grand policemen
Threw a Gordon round about,
And with pistols drawn from hoist
ers,
Ordered that the pair come out.
But the pair paid no attention,
They were busy with the fight
AS the cops advanced to rescue,
The poor lady in her plight.
When they reached the sliding por-
tails
OF this humble small garage,
All they found there was a Lizzie,
Being embraced by a Dodge.
Ais we'll that ends swell.
T. B. G.
Looks as II Walter johnson had
regained his old-time speed. The
Washington star has been pitching
much hetter of late than he did