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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-01-12
He Will Make Brief Sea Excur-
sion From That City in Com
pany With Senator and Mrs.
Freylinghuysen = Date Of His
Departure From Marion Not Yet
Fixed Still COnferring With
Politicians.
(By Associated Press.)

Marion, jan. 12.-Preparations for
Senator Harding's trip to Florida are
nearing completion. No date for his
departure is announced, but it is in
dicated he will remain in Marion only
a week or so longer. 1t is undersood
he planned to leave this week, but it
was found to be impossible to con-
'clude his conferences here in time.
Mrs. Harding plans a shopping trip
to Washington and New York before
joining Harding in Florida. She is ex-
pected to leave Marion in the next
few days.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-01-12

Attention, Columbian WOOdmen
Regular meeting tonight at X. of
P. hall. Business of Importance will
come before the meeting.
R. L. BROWN. Sec.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1921-01-12
CANDIDATES STILL ENTERING
TELECRAM'S BIG DRIVE
If You Are Aggressive and Live Wire Enter the Teeams Huge
Salesmanshp Club Campaign-A Tor One and Prize
for Al-AH Wnners-No Losers-Watch for the
List of Candidates

ity of the club and the ease with
which these wonderful prizes may be
had.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
other Editors Than Ours
\ WASTED SESSION.
indianapolis NcWs.)

In one Of his speeches shortly after his election
sen Harding expressed the hope that the brief ses-
sion of congress would be found fruitful and said
chat he saw no reason why the three months should
be wasted His idea was that the work of the new
congress might Wei be begun. and part of il car
lied through al The short session But as things now
are. I'D though even the fate of the apprb-
priaton bills would be i'm doubt. Certainly no one
looks for any constructive legislation i'm connection
with any important subject Four weeks from Fri
day the session comes 90 an end. There is thus
rreat deal be done. and very little time which
20 do H.
Much time has been wasted over the foolish tariff
dill. which seems doomed 90 defeat 10 has been
amended in THE SENATE Co such extent that
originator hardly able 10 recognize ii, and the
amending ocess IA suu going on. For the present
legislative situation the almost solely TO
blame. Within week after the opening of the
session the house passed much-needed immigra-
ZION eight weeks the senate has been daily
ng with Che BILL and is about 10 try 10 Iass.
not the house hIl but "a measure entirely diff
Ierent The proposed III this is done. there
will have TO De conference. and that will
much discussion and delay. and probably failure
10 pass any immigration bin this session Mean
time the stream of foreigners continues pour in
faster than can Amercanze them Army and
navy legislation yet be agreed and there
no assurance that the armed forces OF the nation
VIII not be too greatly reduced IN short the Old
jam again with
There is however. cheering thing about g.
and the four great bureaucratic bills in
Guiding the SheppardIoWnley bill, may be caught IN
The jam a clcgged legislative situation often does
prevenf the enrichment silly m
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05

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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE
BENEFITS FORGOT.


Time was when half dime would
buy
A glass of beer. or ale or porter.
And two martins, sweet or dry,
Were vended for q single quarter.
I'm those days when one bought a
drink.
So very trifing were the prices,
r. did not bring him 10 the brink
OF a profound financial crisis.
And vet. when one essayed to spend
A bagatelle for hoaJion
with which to cheer some casual
friend
He never lacked appreciation.
Today one prowIs secluded streets
Where night is thick, and cops are
thicker,
And there by prearrangement meets
A dealer in unlawful liquor.
He pays this guy wad OF peiI
And hastens hOmeward 20 deposit
The bottle on the top most shelf
OF some remote and secret closet,
So that. sometimes. Of winter nights
When round the hearth stone
friends are seated,
The old bus unforgotten rites
Can. in measure. ne repeated
And do the friends come in They
do,
They drink with neither stint nor
measure
What care they If the bootleg brew
Cost nearly half ores earthly
treasure
With ouip and Jest they pour il
down.
They wax jooose. and free and
frlSky.
As If the cheapest stun IN town
was this illicit. precious whisky.
Vet one can not cut friendship short.
or simple thOughtless pleasure
throttle,
One has 20 grin and be a sport
And go and buy another bottle
Copyright 1870
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
Ignorant Essays
BY J. p. McEVOY

make a slave of me but you insult
me at every turn. Why should l
know where to ind your hat and
your shoes and your collars. Why
don't you put them where they be-
long. / Do. You do, eh2 YOU
SAY you do. but do you?
And suppose you do? How do
you expect me TO live in a house
and keep everything in order, espe-
cially when you're too syiney to pay
for any help? Have / a stenO-
When ! want to get something from
have him bring il 10 me? When
want 10 get a dinner. have / got
somebody that / can tell: Put this
corned beef and cabbage on your
machine and get dinner and file
what's left in the ice box" No.
haven't?
And even if I had. Even if 1 had
everything in place 30 you could al
ways find il, would you thank ME
for IL? No, You'd ind something
else to holler about. You wouldn't
be happy if you didn't have some.
thing to nag me about. IT would be
different IL l hollered at you. Sup
pose ! went down to your office and
said: Where's this letter and what
did you do with that paper?"> on
wouldn't like it, would YOU? OF
course YOU wouldn't Do you think
I like il here at home?
Besides N YOU don't like the way
I'm doing things why don't YOU get
somebody else TO do them? sup
pose they could do things 80 much
better than your wife. It's a won
der you wouldn't say good word for
me now and then instead OF always
holIcI1ng at me and meaning around
the house? Why don't you answer
me? Wen. shut UP, dOn't
want TO hear any Of your excuses.
If you don't like the way I run the
hOusc YOU can lump IL ="
(Mr. Doveleigh has just about
come TO that conclusion himself
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
REST PERIODS IN HoUsEWoRK.

An exhaustive study of fatigue in industry has
convinced employers most lines of the value Of
short periods ntersDersed throughout the work
ing day. The modern housewife, who prides herself
keeping abreast of the times. and to whom eff
cheney is a watchword, strangely enough has often
overlooked this important item. Many a house
keeper neither allows herself these brief interludes
toerates them in those who work for her.
The interval in shop factory is not long,
just a few minutes stated times in which the
worker changes his posture. rests the muscles and
eyes which have been under strain, talks and walks
about a bit. Experiments have proved that the work
who enjoy this benefit accomplish more in the
ordinary working day than those who do not Their
health and vitality notably preserved.
There are few jobs which involve longer hours
and greater mental and MYSTICAL fatigue tnan house
work Here if anywhere the brief but frequent rest
period should Zoe iuculcated part of the every
day regime
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
FEBRUARY 5. 1921.
RECLAIMED NEW ENGLAND

The timely article OF a fev years ago dealt VITA
the abandoned farms Of New England and shove
dreary pictures Of deserted fam houses and biea.
hiilsdet left their native rocks and trees The
tcle OF today deals with reclaimed farms ia che same
and shows old houses remodetcd and occupied.
gasoline engines in action and hllIsdes witE
< aznB stock planted hardy young fruit trees.
A perceDtible eastward trend in the farming tide
which swept westward for many years accounts
for the change.
This eastward movement is due partly To the fact
that land is cheaper in the than in the
The accessibility of industrial markets stimulates j.
also Then the today thanks to the agonies
and experiments OF his forebears. knows enough to
suit his products to his environment He Will
TO raise prairie crops his rocky hills and his
valleys. He will specialize IN stock. poultry.
fruits and Notwithstanding. To all his efforts ne
will bring the intensive methods which assure much
little
This return of d permanent farming element 80
New England promises well for that region and for
the country large brings balance into pop
ulation and interests top-heavy with industrial
ism.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
JUST FOLKS
COMPENSATION.
BY EDGAR A. GUEST

NOMIEN SAIION.
This much / knOw--though life has
brought me care,
The pain Of sorrow and lis bitter
loss
Has laid upon my shoulders many a
cross
And many heavy burden, hard t.
bear;
Though ! have trudged its rugged
thOTOughfare
In search of gold. and found but
worthless dross
And seen the winds my hopes in
ruin toss.
In all its splendor it has let me
share
l owe unto the gift which men call
life
All that has made my round of years
worth while.
The rich devotion of a loving wife,
The home MADE radiant by her gen
tie smile
The children's laughter, and-to
make amends
For all its care and pain-the joy Of
friends.
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
The Horoscope
SATURDAY. FEB. ).

An active and prosperous day is
tlte forecast made from the plane
tary chart. While matters may move
along at a lively pace. with much
progress and satisfactory returns.
yet certain figures presage accident
or untOward conditions unless ali
matters be handled with caution.
~ lf-control and delibera ton. Those
in employment are under fortunate
planetary rule 50 should push for
favors. advancement or increase.
Friendship. popularity and esteem
are assured
Those whose birthday il is may
look forward 10 a prosperous ana
active year. but they should guard
against accident, and avoid quarrel
ard strife. A child born on this day
may be active, energetic, enterprise
ing and popular. II should rise IN
ufC and make a success OF its under
takings. but il should be grounded
IL caution and cool conduct in order
10 avoid accidents.
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
The Tower of Babel
By BILL ARMSTRONG

There's no use living that l can see;
There's nothing on earth looks goo'
TO me,
were slaves OF good times IN this
land called Free.
I've got the blues.
Wen be glad when Mrs. Harding
gets her shopping done. Publicity o.
this sort shouldn't be rs II suggests
shopping tours for 50 many other
ladies in the land.
Our hats of TO Gen Dawes We We
been saving just one salute we had
left from the army. and We give IL 10
the general for the artistic manner In
which he cussed the congressional
committee.
Charles r. Sax still has Limit
ed number of copies OF the book.
The Life OF Gen. Wood he VII
be glad 10 hand out so long as the
supply lasts.
Suppose If Ed. Hagey gets 10 be
mayor OF this town. Tom Brandon
will be chief of police.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
SYSTEM IN THE HOME?
"a Twin Bed Lecturer
Mr.. DOvcleigh said something to the
effect that "One can never find
anythfnO I'm this house"


effect that "One can never find
anything In this house.
lie started something.
30, YOU can't find anything i'm the
house, ch? That's too bad about
YOU. j suppose / should have every
thing classified and card indcNed
around here for YOU. ! suppose
should have IL arranged 80 that il
YOU want TO find your hat all you'd
for Ii. NOW HAVE TO LOOK
UNDER THE BED. Wei, suppose
YOU do? That's probably where YOU
threw IT, 1 have nothing TO do,
suppose but follow YOU around and
pick up after you.
You don't need a wife around the
house. what you should have is a
caddie. Somebody TO fetch and
carry for YOU. What do you think
this is, a hotel or a club? II you
want that kind of service. why don't
YOU move down town. ALL RIGHT.
1 WILL. You will. will you? You'll
leave home just because wont
fetch and carry for YOU. That's the
kind of a husband I'm married to.
Threatens to leave home just be-
cause he can't find his hat. You're
a fire specimen. you are.
Well 90 ahead and leave. 1t would
be a blessing. It would be nice for
a change 10 get rest from this
eternal Where's my hat?" Where's
my collar Where's my shoes ?"
Do you suppose I've got nothing to
do but follow YOU around and pick
up after you. YOU SAID THAT
BEFORE. What if / did, I'll say
il again. You don't like to hear il.
do you? The truth hurts, doesn't
it? You try TO make a slave of me
and then you get mad because I don't
suffer in silence. WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT SILENCE? What
do I know about silence. Ell ? There
YOU go with your sneers again. 1t
isn't enough that YOU should try 10
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05

We sincerely hope that the coUn-l
Try can get sufficiently straightened
out and that - Talmadge girls VIII
all be married off in a nice why
without delaying the inauguration o.
one Warren Harding. from Marion.
They re wearing them longer il
Parls and this Is soon 70 cut down
ne cost of silk hose. I'm be a great
Lnlng IN this country because OF .he
Tact we car get along with about
hali as. many traffic policemen.
The proprietor OF the Washin--
q y resta urant, we don't know nov
20 spell his name but we believe IL
goes something ike tbis-Gsorrs
stratle os-Came in 10 give our new
pant and Office the onct over VS.
tercay- George rCLorted everyth ing
Satisfa Glory and sanitary.
A man whose idea OF advertising
Was 10 paint fec. on his walk and
scatter blotters al over the bloom
iAg town, was in court yesterday on
a variety of different charges. Tac
evidence kinda make things look
Ike he WAS a bankrupt. but of
course were the last person in the
world TO want 20 try the charges ont
Of court
Buck Fever ser it's no longer a
question Of what is the country com
ing 10. but when is II coming TO.
THE Gus GLOOM BLUES.
Using TO the air Of that popular iazz
chopin's Marche Funelre1
I've got the blues. I've got the blues.
I've got the jazzy. Gus Gloom blues,
m blue from my head clear down
10 my shoes.
] don't believe in any good news.
Where they used 10 come single
they're coming By twos,
I've got the blues.
I've got the blues. I've got the blues.
I've got the glumpy. gloomy blues
Each dollar contains but one hun
dred cents.
Not one Of my tenants owes me any
rents,
My income is greater Than my ex-
pense.
I've got the blues.
I've got the blues. I've got the blues.
I've got the jay. Gus Gloom blues.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
nm NIANY Oh III.

Since congress has cut the seed
appropriation the only free seed to
be distributed this year are the seeds
OF discomfort.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
THE KANSAS INDUSTRIAL COURT.

The Kansas industrial court has now completed
its first year of operation. on the whole its work
has been successful according 10 Gov Allen. and
labor weH capital has been satisfied that the
courts decisions were fair and helpful
During the year 20 cases were presented 10 the
court Labor brought i'm rs of these I'm every in
stance says GOV. Allen, The adjustment reached
has been satisfactory an" in single excep-
lion. In tie OF Alexander Howatt. president of
the miners federation, appeal to the supreme
court of United States is still pending.
The Kansas Industrial court designed primar-
lily safeguard the public from wars between cap
ita and labor It's purpose to seek impartial jus
tice may not be rerfect It's workings. What
human institution is Judging by the support given
in the November elections, it is making real pro-
gress and is the needs of public. capital and
labor better than anything previously tried.
What il has done for Kansas" says the COVER
This increase i'm railroad fares would assist the
development of home life" as the indianapolis Star
suggests if il weren't FOR the fact that all the
money saved fares is spent gasoline and tires
-O
The Dallas News suggests that every immgran,
be required brine his house with him. Better
stand the housing shortage than the European type
of housing
Every body has right to the pursuit of happiness
but some eople insist on chasing it too blamed
fast
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
NOT SUFFICIENT.

A way has been found 10 prevent
the issue OF forged whisky prescrip-
tons. but that does not stop the sale
OF the bogus booze that was used 10
dll them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05

Progressive Spiritual church char
ter % viii continue To hold its meet
fugs at Moose hall every SUNDAY.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05

Every body has a right to the pursut of happiness
but some ieople insist chasing il too blamed
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05

CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05
THE SOUTH BEND NEWS TIMES

Phone Main Private branch sKchnuge Give opetS,
saoe 81 psTgu or aepaTtment wanted Alter Pc i6 lily
nnfonersAan 200 classified laln -iggi
sei5oE Main 2Ioe soesy editor; siain 2o2 Circulation "
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-02-05

Buck Fever sez it's no longer a
question Of What is the country com
ing TO. but when is II coming TO.
THE Gus GLOOM BLUES.
lSlng 10 he air of that nonnlar "a -
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1921-12-03
Presidents Southern Speech.
(From the Wilmington (Del.)
Advocate

This matter of social equality is a
vague, unreal and evanescent thing.
Who is to-defne what it is? If such
a thing really exists it is regulated
by the individual. Is it social equal
ity to want to ride in frst-class man
ner when a colored person pays a
first-class fare? Is it social equality
when being in strange city, or home
city, a colored person desires to get a
bite to eat, having the price to pay
for it, goes to place where food is
sold to buy it? Is is social equality
fora colored person to desire to hear
good music, see an uplifting drama
and buy seat where his means will
permit? Is it social equality for a
colored person to patronize the public
libraries and the Institutes of fine art
for the cultural benefits to be derived
from them? How much of social
equality is there in colored children
attending mixed schools and having
that healthful contact, that beneficial
understanding that is so easily OBJ
tanned in the formative years of life
between the races? If these things
mean social equality then the colored
people want them, and if these United
States form a real democracy they
are entitled to them, or this country
is not the land of the free, and the
Constitution of the United States is a
misnomer and the Declaration of In
dependence is dead letter.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1921-12-03
$40 PER YEAR
Comments on Presidents Speeches

efficient schools and segregated dis
tricts are always undesirable and neg
lected districts. How could the idea
Of our oneness as American citizens
prevail if we insist on complete di-
vergence socially and racially?
In reference to the right of fran
chise the President says, "Let the
black man vote when he is fit to vote,
prohibit the white man voting when
he is unfit to vote" Who is to be
the judge Of the black mans fitness
to vote? In nearly every Southern
state. they have been judging or pre-
judging the colored mans fitness to
vote and that is the reason for his
Acknowledgement today. "
And finally, the President admon-
ished us not to initiate the American
white man. We quite agree that the
colored man should not initiate the
American white man in his Iynchings,
and burnings at the stake and his
other notorious practices. But we do
believe that if there is any good in
the American white man, the Jap, the
Englishman, Hindu, or what not, we
should initiate that good. Civiliza-
ton has only progressed in that way.
We should therefore not strive to be,
as the President suggests, the best
possible black man or the best pos
sible white man, but we should strive
to be the best possible MAN.
The Appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn. ;) 1889-19??, 1921-12-03
Complete Surrender to LiIy-White.
(From the Independent, Atlanta, Ca,

ri will not appoint any colored men
to office in the South. Sink or swim,
survive or perish, live or die, shall
stand by this position"
Is that in keeping with his great
utterances of political equality at
Birmingham? On the contrary does
it not contradict that policy?
The President has made complete
surrender to the lily-whites who have
moved heaven and earth to eliminate
the Negro from party councils. He
has placed the leadership in. the hands
of such men as Bascom Slemp of Vir-
ginia Colored men were driven out
of the Republican convention by or
der of Slemp. On July 26, G. B. Mil
Ter, Joe Keeling and Houston were
delegated to come to Georgia and re-
move the regular Republican state
central committee and put new com
mittee in charge because the Presi-
dent said there must be white leader
ship without regard to regularity
and the rules of the party.
We again ask, does this comporl
with the Presidents demand for no
q htical equality as advocated at Biz
4 mingham? We submit this to TIL,
j deliberate judgment of mankind an,
y ask verdict.