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Pueblo chieftain., 1921-12-31
rvrnynopY's DOING IT

Following the lead OF Mary Pick
ford slnd Douglas Fairbanks, Norma
TalmadEo will now como forward
with the most elaborate film OF h'r
career. Tho Duchess Of Iangeals
It's a costume drama of very colVii"'
and dramatic nature.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-12-31

netted hoop, Strain two and Ryan
one. Rocky Ford made but four field
goals. owings and Hardy getting
credit for two tosses each. Hardy
scored seven OF tho 10 free throws.
Broylcs. the leading score maker
for the Springs team was not in the
lineup last night The Tcrrors made
It their third straight victory this
week. defeating la Junia Thursday
night s5-s and Trinidad 1880 last
Wednesday night.
Colo. Springs C3D Rocky Ford t6
Strain + OwlnEs
J. Phelps + Hardy
Warner c Holland
Ryan @ Ryan
p. Phelps @ kclsoc
Winters. sub. G C Foster
Per. S, T-3 Per 3. T-t
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-12-31
,U'GTIL UNIVERSITY
GETS RTCU GIFI

Montreal. QUO. Dec. 3o.-McGill Inl-
verslty announced today 1t had tc
ceivcd 100000 gift promised
somrtifuc ago by the liock''ei'''
foundation.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-12-31

The feat Of William Tdsn II n defending his nen.tion. tennis
victory in the nations. tn: 'hs past year stamped
gushing Suzanne Lnssn under
talked Of player the the fair
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-12-31

coming production will be known az
.sThc Man Who smiled
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-12-31
QUINTET
LOSE TO ARvAOA

The Arvada high school basket ball
team defeated the Florence five yes
terdny at Florence by score of 26-s.
The game was slow with neither
team showing their regular form.
Florence repeatedly missed throws for
baskets and We're able to score but
two points in the second half OF the
game
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-12-31

Wennermark substituted for Simp-
son In second half.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
THE DEATH OF IRON LIGHTNING.

Among the bowling savages who surrounded and
destroyed Gen. Clusters command at the Little Big
Horn on the 25th of June. 1876. was Chief Iron
lightning. whose death was announced recently.
He was &c years old. and ne died a reservation
IN South Dakota, pensoner Of a government
against which he once waged successful warfare
Iron Lightning saw the sun rise many times before
the United States took Texas, New Mexico and Cal
lfornia: he was four years old when the Forty
miners crossed the prairies; he was 90 when the
railroad followed them, he the United States
vest Of the Mississippi river transformed from
wilderness into nation; ne saw the buffalo in herds
hat could number; he them replaced
imost TO a head. with cattle, and he the cattle
anches shrink and give way to farms.
When Iron Lightning born the Indians OF
the plains living they had lived for hun
dreds OF years: when he died the Indians had been
relegated 10 reservations or swept aside or alb
sorbed and alien and civilization had
placed them. He passed through centuries in
few years and witness Of change so terrific
that it's ike will never be seen again so long as
the earth stands
over his ancestral plains poured the last great
migration into rich and empty territory. There
will never be another each migraton; is history
the wars Of Greece and Rome are history a
the Crusades are history Iron Lightning sitting
az his tepee door, saw pass the mightest pageant
ever known 90 man; he manifest destiny
ing westward. stride stride; he the explor-
er. the frontiersman. the soldier the miner. tho
rancher the farmer descend like Iocusts upon his
tribal lands and happy hunting grounds at last no
saw Main laid where the prairie winds
blown and the prairie grasses had moved like waves
OF inland Now the automobile toots where
The buffalo galloped. and overheard is heard the
whirrng OF the transcontnentaI mail planes.
II was time for Iron Lightning TO go TO his
fathers for the world Of his youth had vanished
forever and ever.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
JUST FOLKS
By EDGAR A. GUEST
FISHING TRIP TALKS.

FISHING TRIP TALKS.
Those fishin' jaunts we used 10 take
were more than fishin' trips,
1t seems to me they brought to us
our best companiOnships.
An whether we had luck or not, was
fshin' good or bad,
We found delight an pleasure the
good old talks we had.
We went 10 catch some fish, Of
course. but always night an day
We'd come TO know each other in
a bigger, broader way.
mind one time we sat out there
an never got a bite
An yet before we knew IL, 1t was
comm on 10 night;
We'd simply talked the day away.
discus5in' various things,
Religion. an the ways Of men, an
European kings.
The purposes Of birth an death, jes'
laying ourselves bare
The way we never would at home, or
maybe wouldn't dare.
You get a bunch together in some
fshin' shack at night,
An you'll hear some real high think
in by the oil lamps fiickerin'
light,
An you sit all day with someone I'M
derneath the open sky,
With Gods wonders all around you
an the waters ripplin' by,
An you'll find yourselves both talk
in in a confidential streak
OF the things you thinl. in silence
which you very seldom speak.
Those fshin' jaunts we used TO take
meant more than catchin' bass,
An whether luck was good or bad.
the hours would swiftly pass;
We grew 10 know each other. for we
talked OF matters then
That we'd very seldom 10 the COM
mon run Of men;
We flung our souls wide open in
those close companionships
Which only seem 10 come 70 men
who go on fshin' trips.
Copyright, 1879
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

Wen never trust a Ford again as
long as we live.
AS q matter OF fact, II we con-
tinued to trust Fords like we did
Billy weaver's. we wouldn't live long
anyway.
stew bad too, Biny's Ford seemed
like such a nice well behaved one.
Before the spnl, we would have
trusted il 10 take US anywhere. II
could have had anything We got.
That's just how we trusted that
Ford. Il just shows how a confid-
ence can be betrayed sometimes.
A Ford and it's friends are soon
parted.
To change the subject. were you
one Of the first June brides2
Justice OF the Peace Joseph V.
Wvpiszynski came in at the last
minute and SEE he would marry the
first couple for nothing. That's
mighty fine Of Joe. but where would
YOU find a man or woman that could
pronounce his name unless they
practiced up for a couple Of weeks?
That would be fine motel Get
all practiced up on how 70 pro-
nounce Joe's name and then find II
was nearer the first Of July than the
first OF June.
Just as a final bit OF advice, don't
never trust a Ford.
Don't forget the distribution OF
presents Of the June Bride contest
at the oliver theater Friday night
Nelson Jones viii preside with
dignity.
Dignity isn't IN town yet, but we
EXPECT him on the noon train.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01

600. 900 900 Is represented by the owned homes OF
this country Apart from the spiritual significance
OF the owned home. apart from It's social value as
a steader Of ideals and builder OF sound ways of
looking at the world generally the facts are also
OF great economic significance. When approximate
" 10000 900 people get proper shelter for about
$50 a year each, exclusive and repairs
they able 70 large sums that in way
another find their use in increasing the pro-
ductivity OF the country
There Is man who has a greater stake in the
world than the working with fam
lily who has been able save enough to own his
home Morning and night the fruits Of his toll and
thrift before his eyes. He can look every
in the face. proud he has done his bit toward
the growth of great cOGAtry. He does fan
prey to the loose talk of agitators who promise
people homes built out of nothing. He does not
TO pass laws 70 do for people what they should
be able do for themselves He sufficiently
happy 10 be intellisently conservative and sufficient
" independent to be intengently progressive. IN
other words. the nation that has large proportion
Of it's people owning their own homes may feel
that it has the best possible foundation for its
future.
But again ask: Why let the League Of
Nations do It-with its commission authorized Cor
that purpose? Is 1t politics. what?
Lenine says capital is necessary. Yep. either
capital credit
Chicago detectives are searching for kissing
blond" Do they have to search there?
The postofice department ends censOrship-when
there's nothing to
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
JUNE !. 1921
A DEIuGE OF ORANGES.

It would appear that the east has an Unsuitable
appetite Tor oranges according TO dispatches from
Los Angeles. which state that the orange market
has broken all previous records since March 81
4 perfect deluge OF oranges has been pouring into
the east from California without cessation, and
orange handlers are themselves amazed az the
quantity.
Prohibitive freight rates apparently have no ef-
feet upon the shipments. For nearly 80 days an
average OF 200 carloads Of oranges day have
been shipped The exact figures show that
during a period Of p days 5.21O have been
sent out This situation is unprecedented, accord
ing to operators. who point out that shipment OF
200 cars a day for 10 days has usually been
followed by a decline in the market But up 70
date despite these record breaking shipments, there
r. no evidence of decline in the orange market.
They sdn continue arrive. and the Lublic, Ike
a hungry Oliver clanors for more.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE

Our wish, so sundry people think,
To see a pug exotic
Put Mr.. Dempsey on the blink
Is hardly patriotic.
II sets our neighbours ears agog
To say it isn't vital
Or cataclystic If the Frog
Should haply cop the title.
But even though the sport-fans say
That we are getting sappy,
To see the Frenchman win the fray
Would make US rather happy.
The features Of the Ganl!c pug
Are frank and reassuring;
The other gladiator's mug
is not at all alluring.
Our Mr.. Dempsey. safe and sound,
Fought battles TO divert him,
The other fellow stuck around
Where shrapnel might have
hurt him.
And so we fondly hope the Gaul
ellis name is past pronouncing)
Gives our young person what we'd
csll
The devil OF trouncing.
But do you think because with hope
Thus buoyantly we juggle.
That we've not followed up the dope
Upon thu coming struggle.
We freely say hat Il W uld make
Our being thr:l with pleasure
II the imported pug should take
Our Mr.. Dempsey's measure.
But there are rules Of common sense
That we are not forgetting,
And though cur hope is still intense,
That's not the way we're bet
ting.
Copyright. 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
POINT OE VIEW.

There Is more satisfaction than there ought 20
be the knowledge that some other fellow is
worse off than you are. This is suggested by COM
parison Of conditions in America and Great Britain.
when we complain of high taxes in this country
Il may help little TO realize that they are about
twice as high In Great Britain.
Certainly our unemployment seems large. but
the latest figures from Great Britain show five mil
lions of work working only part time This
is about y per cent OF the population. The same
percentage applied 70 our population would give
US nearly IS millions out Of work which IS about
four times our estimated figure
Our exports are about half what they were
year ago and British exports show the same COM
parauve slump. But here again we may congratu-
late ourselves. With US export trade is important,
with the British II IS vital We can have a fair
measure OF prosperity with limited export trade;
the British can't Their existence as an Industrial
nation depends upon a great export business and
their situation is such that they must be an indus
trial nation or go TO smash.
The rather desperate situation in which the Brit
!sh find themselves IS illustrated by the recent a.
rival at Newcastle OK a cargo Of coal from China.
This IS carrying Goals to Newcastle" with a ven
geance.
Every British port is crowded with idle ships.
The estimated idle tonnage being about 100000
tons. Ths Is partly the strike OF coal miners.
but in the main 20 the lack Of demand for British
goods
Yes. We undoubtedly have our troubles and there
are plenty OF difficulties ahead US. but British
cousins are IN 50 much worse plight that they
probably think We favored Of the gods.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01

Good morning customersl
Yes. you said e. Seems mighty
good TO be back on the Job again.
Squeezed in here on the editorial
page between John Zuver's weighty
opinions and Don Eldredge's extra
values in silk pettibockers
A growing rug department for a
growing city.
Joe McEvoy, with his ignorant
essays. will have TO move down a
little now. Who does Joe think ne
is. that he should get top Of page
position every day?
Did any OF the customers ever
have an osteopath work OF them
twice a day?
You did. en-? Wouldn't just as
soon be caught in a rain storm with
We ust to think a man took a
chance in the Indianapolis races.
He's as safe as II he was home IN
bed. as compared with riding on the
back end OF Billy Viewers bill dis
tributing Ford.
Weaver's Ford acts mulish at
times. The night we were threw
of Of It, the back end seemed TO
stop quicker than the front end.
That's a bad habit for Ford to
get into.
We always thought Riley Hinkle
raised his Ford's better than that.
No wonder Tony Boeckiing traded
his off for a bicyclei
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
Ignorant Essays
THE COLLEGE BOY REPLIES TO
THOMAS A. EDISON.
By ]. P. McEVOY

THE COLLEGE BOY REPLIES TO
THOMAS A. EDISON.
am a college boyl
Each year am sent to College at
great expense. dads
Where I spend my time
And the governors sweat-stained
shekels
Pursuing such interesting
And highly important studies
AS football. baseball.
Pool, poker,
And blonde and brunette beers
Chorus girls and co-eds.
1 am a college boyl
My father (slang for the governor)
Writes to me often and pathedcally
inquiries.
How are you getting along?"
And 1 answer him truthfully
That 1 am learning every day,
But I don't tell him what,
Or how much.
Why should he know, anyway?
He is merely paying the bills,
And IL he does that regularly
That let's him out.
am a college boy!
And my professors often take their
long, pale noses
Out Of the Binomial Theorem
And "Arma Virumque Cano"
Long enough 10 say:
Young man, you should spend more
time
Acquiring scholastic attachments
Don't you love thatD
And less tossing the festive forward
pass
And the peg to second
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01

AND the bull"
But the professors are all wrong.
What do they know about the wild
needs Of youth?
Nothing!
I am a college boy!
And the governor squawks his head
Because I spend more time in tea
rooms
Than in classrooms;
But he means well.
And he foots the freight,
And that let's him out;
And the professors yelp because
when studies
Interfere with athletics
1 chuck the studies;
But they mean we'll
And that lots them out!
Who ever heard of scholastic attain
ments
Taking one out into the open air?
Scholastic attachments!
What have TO do with scholastic
attachments?
1 am a college boy!
I am a college boyi
I can't find any romance in the Ro-
nance Languages,
So far as I'm concerned the Lake
Poets can jump into il,
There's nothing in zoology that can
help me with the fox trot
And if 1 must get headaches
I would rather get them out OF Bud
weiser than Euclid.
I prefer suds 10 surds
And cO-eds to cO-sines.
I am a college boy,
Copyright 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01

Dark-halred people are more
subject 20 insanity than the fair
haired
Hand spinning wheels are still
made in London for export 20 the
far east.
London dentists who cater 10 the
wealthy class frequently charge
1850 for g, set OF false teeth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
A HOMECOMING NATION.

II s. gratifying TO hear from the secretary OF
labor that We are a nation OF home owners. Not
withstsnding all the hard times have been pass
ing through. neither economic depression IN.
employment has been able 20 force the
American 20 part with his home. As a result, there
are more than 0OSO families owning their
homes today a number much greater than In any
other country.
Il Is estimated that an inyestment OF about $780,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
THE RAINIER CROP

Although New York City has
many acres OF farm lands within her
boundaries more rents are raised
there than anything else.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
HARDLY PATRIOTIC.

Congress has made a bigger re-
duction in our army than any enemy
ever succeeded IN doing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01
AT LAST.

Maybe the cable disturbance sup
posed 10 be due TO the aurora bore
alis was merely Mars tapping our
wires?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01

Good morning customers
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01

Chicago detectives searching for kissing
blond" Do they have to search there?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-06-01

Lenine says capital is necessary. Yep. either
capital credit
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-12-21
GOING 1T TOO HARD?

OVerWork, worry, overheatlng and
lack of exercise and sleep are respop-
sible for much kidney trouble If
your back aches and the kidneys seem
weak, rest up and use Doan's Kidney
Pills.
G. H Doyle, Gays Mills, Wis, says:
II am we'll pleased and satisfied with
the results l got from Doan's Kidney
Pills and ! willingly recommend them.
believe can blame so much expos
ure and heavy work during the thresh-
ing season for the start of my kidney
trouble. got so bad / had to lay off
work for two weeks. My back was so
bad / could hardly stand on my feet.
Shooting pains across my back made
me miserable and the kidney secre.
lions passed too freely. It was not
until / began using Doan's that / got
relief and three boxes cured me-"
Price Coo, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
MIR. Doyle had. Foster ilburn Co,
Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-12-21
WISCONSIN TOBACCO MARKET

Edgerton, Wis, December 1921.
A somewhat more active market fol
the 1921 northern developed last week
Tuesday some of the local men in Vi
roqua and Westby started the ball roll
ing, F. p Mcintosh, the Eckharts Of
Viroqua and Bekkedal of Westby were
busy during the week looking for Sc.
lect goods; no heavy buying causing
any excitement, but a discriminating
hunt for good tobacco. Toward the
last fthe week the Lorillard Co. sem
men in and the movement became
somewhat more stimulated. The prices
lowered around the zoe mark, some
changing hands at 15c, while few Of
the best touched 25c line. Other firms
are keeping close watch of develop
ments, and the feeling this week is
that the activity in the 1921 may con
tinue during the balance of the month
as sure enough start in an attempt
to select the good end of the crop.
There is not much chance of STAN
pede. Conditions are not that way;
neither is it desirable. A steady pull
at prices to correspond to the nature
of the goods, giving everyone a fair
chance until the 1921 in due season is
disposed of, will materially assist in
steadying the nerves of everybody con-
cerned, and serve to alleviate the pres
ent economic strain which has been
felt also in the tobacco sections of the
state.
The 1920 movement out of first
hands continues at its usual pace. The
farm holdings are still large, and the
price ic almost rigid between six and
eight cents. While the grocer is not
lining his coat with velvet out of this
crop, he knows that the chances of an
early improvement in the price of this
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-12-21
on that road last year.

on InaI ROAD last year.
Neighbors of Owen Conway in
Greenwood township tell a good one
on him. They say that one night he
went to a neighbours and played euchre
until about midnight and on his way
home got lost in the woods on his
own farm, wandering around until
nearly morning before he found his
way out.
That was sad occurrance in the
Wencil Urban family, of Union town.
ship, last week when Mr.. Urban and
his 10-year-old daughter died from
diptheria. The daughter died at nine
o'clock on Wednesday and the father
passed away the next morning. A
double funeral was held Saturday and
burial made in the Wopat cemetery
at Oily.
Mr.. and Mrs. Al Lind left Thurs
day for Racine where they will visit
until after Christmas.
Mrs. John Lier came down from La
Crosse last Thursday to spend a few
days with her daughter, Mrs. Chas.
Cosgrove.
Mrs. T. w. Nelson of Dennison, Ia,
arrived last Wednesday to spend a
month with her mother, Mrs. Gus.
Mitchell. Mr.. Nelson will come later
in The month
" alter Snyder of Greenwood went
to Wonewoc Friday to close deal for
five acres of land he sold to his neigh
Dor, Frank Stepke. Mr.. Stepke bought
the land so he would have a good
road out from his farm to the main
highway.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-12-21

Insure with John Dawson & Co.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-12-21
ONE SHALL PREVAIL
RosEfEE MERCER MONTGOMERY

HOSElA4E MERCIER MONTGOMERY
One shall prevail there at the Conference
Where nations meet 10 draw the fangs of war
One shall prevail, but not by eloquenee,
For he is silent, the strong ones are
An silently he yet shall dominate
AT last the strong one comes into his own
And he shall bend the will of all the great
He whom the borrowing world calls ''The
Unknown"
He who beneath the meld of lilied France.
Lay 80 long nameless mid the countless slain,
Until his grieving country sent for him
To ease her heartr-to bring him back again
What tho he lies forever. now. chose prest
Against hismotlscr country's sching heart p
Yet he. who stirs not in his dre~mless rest.
Shall at the Conference still play his part
He wfsO in all simplicity but bore
His soldiers part, is honored above Kings
And in the parseys none can now ignore
The massage that The unknown Soldier
brings.
With silent rc-ver at the Conference
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-12-21

Ne shall prevail altho no word be said,
For how has he the need Of eloduence
Who is the emissary Of the Deadf-
Ambassador of those behind the veil
The mighty army fthe sacred slain.
Who would come back. come back. II he should
fail.
II all their martyr blood were shed in vain.
They would arise and roam the earth and cry
And very drcadfal would il be TO hear -
"oh, statesmen fthe world, why did we die ?
Why lie we here-we who held life so dear p
This is the message that"The Unknown" brings
Back 10 the world from those behind the veil,
They viii moi dare ignore earsh's honored one
There at the Conference he shall prevail
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-12-21
Wisconsin, the Motorists Paradise

WISCONSIN,, the MOtOrlstss PaRadI8ea
In a recent issue of Cutters Resrea-
ton, sporteman's magazine OF ma
tionwide circulation, o writer pays the
following tributes to Wisconsin roads:
al have toured through many
states,' he says, "but never have 1
seen anything to approach Wisconsin
in hospitality, and / count the state's
its hospitality. Travelled across the
state from the south to the north and
from the east to the west, and back
again, and never missed turn. One
can't with such perfect system OF
marking. And the accommodation
/ found in the north were almost be-
yond belief Wisconsin is the motor
lists paradise."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-12-21
Chiropractice Makes Perfect

Rastus: "Feller, why Ger yo'all
dabblin' wild dis here oysteropathy 2"
Sambo: "Cause All done read in a
book dis oyster0pathy done treat OF
de manipulatin' obbones, and de onliest
Partially Ah's'got is humorin' de gal
lopin' dominoes TO pass in review"