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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17
NEW YORK METALS.

New York, Sept. 16.-Copper-
Steady. Electrolytic. spot and
nearby, 12Ac; later, 12A @12hc C.
Tin-Steady. Spot and futures,
$26.50.'
Iron-Steady and unchanged.
Lead-Steady. Spot, $3.50.
Zinc-Quiet. East st. Louis spot,
$4.15 @4.20.
Antimony-Spot, $3.50.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE

Chicago, Sept. 16.--Wheat de-
veloped little strength today,
helped by word that new German
credit was being arranged. The
market closed unsettled at the
same as yesterdays finish to nc
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17

millionaire sugar magnate hanged himself
One naturally would think that life to him would
have been pretty sweet.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17
VERSE OF TODAY
TILE WISE WOMAN.

She must be rich who can forego
An hour so teweled with delight; ~.
She must have treasures of joy ~
That she can draw on day and night; r
She must be sure of heaven itself.
Or Is 1t only that she feels
How much more safe it Is to lack
thing that fate SO often steals?
Sara Teasdale in Harper's Magazine.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17

post card mailed in Pasadena in 1918 has been
delivered in Salem, o. 1t requires time to gather up
Buresons strayed letters
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy Is
Pleasant to Take.

The finest quality Of granulated
loaf sugar is used in the manufac-
ture Of Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy and the roots used in It's prep
aration give it a flavor similar to
maple syrup, making It quite pleas
ant to take. This is of much i'm
portance when a medicine must be
given to young children. 1t Is ia,
nous for its cures.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17
NEW YORK COTTON.

New York. Sept. 16.-Cotton flu
lures closed easy. Oct, 1857;
Dec, 1900; Jan, 1885; March,
1880; May, 1866.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17

Congress has decided that beer is not medicine
at any rate that 1t isn't going to be,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17

1t seems to be the opinion of de Valera that
England hasn't made things safe enough for Irish
republicans.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17

1t is proposed to increase the income tax exemp-
ton to s4OO for each dependent. Bless their little
hearts.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17

If King George is hard up he should be able to
appreciate how the average man feels most of the
time.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17
CRISP PARAGRAPHS

THE sADDEST WORDS.
ther ts mas never been case of lockjaw re-
ported from congress-Daiy Financial America.
DON'T FOOL YOUR BILL.
girl should not kick when fellow lays his
heart at her feet.-Wayside Tales.
BEEN BETTER IF WE HAD
Feeding starving Russian is of God fearing
Toledo Blade. -
WE CAN GET ALONG.
cation is that it is little hard to find anything
find fault with.-Boston Transcript,
OR SAME OLD sKEE!
II the armament conference up the S. o. S.
sign it will stand for Same Old suspicion.-Indian-
apolis Star.
A PRETTY GOOD ANSWER
~, schoolDoy answering the question What was
Georgia" Boston Transcript.
IT'S A HABIT ALREDY
IT'S al right for America to help starving Europe
may get to be habit with them.--Nashville Ten
nessean.
HURRAH FOR THE PROFTTEERs.
millionaire doorman OF famous New York
restaurant has just died. but all of Gohams billion
are hat checkers continue to cling tenaciousy to
iife-lndianapols STAR
DETENDS YIN WhEhE IhE1 MAhCH!
The Panaman army OF $50 men is reported TO
be on the march. Can nothing be done to prevent
the impending slaughter.-News and Courier.
Charleston, S. c. ..
WELL, HER CHANCES ARE FLNISY.
A New York woman who demands almony Of
5000 a week claims her husband makes SIS 600
week out Of films Her story and her chances are
both rather flmy.-Philadelphia Record
@ @ o
AND WHAT GOOD DOES 1T DO?
We can't recall Just who wrote it. But any,
how, those disarmament conferees, when they as
sembl2, should bear in mind the significant fact that
"a column twenty men abreast, marching sixty days
and nghts--that would be the parade OF the dead
In ha do Of allies -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17
AND WHAT GOOD DOES 1T DO?

We can't recall Just who wrote it, But any
how, those disarmament conferees, when they as
semba should bear in mind the significant fact that
"a column twenty men abreast marching sixty days
and nights-that would be the parade of the dead
who fell in the great the side of til, allies
y nashville Tennessean.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17

WELL, HER CHANCES ARE FLINISY.
A New York woman who demands alimony 81
$4,000 week claims her husband makes 5000
a week out of films Her story and her chances are
both rather filmy.-Philadephia Record.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-09-17
KANSAS CITY PRODUCE.

Antimony-Spot, $3.50.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-02-22

magnify your dollars
Louis Slosberg
F. S. Smith & Co.
Tasker Bros.
Vannah Hardware Co.
A. w. Wakefield
Frank C. Wise & Son
F. H. Woodbury.
F. w. WOOlwOrth Co.
Amesbury- Twombly Co.
Central Maine Power Co.
Gardiner Hardware Co.
John w. Hilbert (Johnso House)
Wakefield McNaught0n Co.
White Front Shoe Store
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
GOT THE JOBS MIXED UP
But at That, Old Gentleman Had
Equipped Coffin for the Crossing
of the River.

Joseph G. Lincoln told this story
at the luncheon of the Brooklyn coll
ony of the Society of New England
Women recently to illustrate the eff
cacy in the old days of New England
rum:
IAN old Cape Cod settler made both
boats and coffins One day he was
called upon TO make ii coffin to be
finished in two days. The old fellow
demurred because he was busy maxi
ing a boat But the need for the coffin
was imperative. so it occurred to the
insistent customers that New Eng
land rum might help. So bottle was
Forthcoming. The old fellow took
swig and agreed that he reckoned
he would have TO accommodate the
gentlemen. In two days they returned
to find the old man asleep in the cor
ner, the bottle empty and the coffin
ready, resting on two chairs. But the
old captain had put a centerboard In
the coffin"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
OF COURSE 1T WASN'T TRUE
Good Illustration of German charac-
ter in Simplicity Displayed by
Soldier in France.

One American who remained at
Lille during the German occupation
used his time to study German charac-
ter. He told Mrs. Corrina Fl. Smith
and Mrs. Caroline r. Hill, authors of
Rising Above the Ruins in France"
one astonishing thing that he had no
ticed-the childish unreasoning conf
dence that the German soldier had in
whatever he was told by his superb
ors-and he gave this example of It,
II knew German" he said, land one
day l talked with a German sentry
who was standing over some French
civilians at work in a field He was
reading a newspaper and, turning to
me, said Indignantly. The French say
we force civilians to work against
their will. That's not true; this Ger
man paper denies it
81 looked at him in amazement and
asked, Well what are you doing your
self, standing here with your gun over
these poor peopleP
"'If l did not was his naive answer,
they would run away"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
PRODUCTION OF GOATS MILK
Result of Experiments Conducted at
Government Experimental Farm
at Be,tsVille.

Milk-goat experiments in grading up
from native and grade Toggenburg and
Saanen does with purebred Swiss
bucks. begun In 1911. were continued
last year by the United States Depart
quent of Agriculture, at the govern
ment farm at Beltsville, Md. The
flock comprises 20 does and s kids
of one-hali, three-fourths, seven
eighths, and fifteen-sixteenths blood.
The average daily milk yield per doe
in 1919 was 500 pounds. an increase
Of 2.42 pounds over the yield of the
ten selected native does which formed
the foundation stock of the herd. The
highest milk yield for an individual
doe in one day is SO pounds. For
1919 the flock showed an average of
81 per cent butterfat.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
BeIuian FISHING Industry.

Plans are being drawn for the con
struction of large fishing harbor In
Zeebrugge, which will not interfere
with the working of the port as a COM
mercial center. This is but part of q
project for the establishment of a ma
tional fishing industry. At present Bel
GUM is almost entirely dependent on
foreign imports, especially of preserved
fish. The building of the new harbor
will be undertaken by the government,
which will also provide for the rapid
handling and transportation of goods;
private enterprise will establish the
necessary cold storage and erect works
for making cases and barrels and fac
tories for picking. drying and pre-
serving fish.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
lssaS l'ysl
N16||S S|A =
WARY GRAHAM BONNER
THE ENTERTAINMENT.


At the entertainment, which was
given TO the boy and the girl who
were adventuring along the road
which led to the House Of Secrets,
Master ThoughtfuIness made this an
nouncement
We are going to have an enter
tainment Ladies and Gentlemen, in
honor of the boy and the girl who are
going along the road which has bumps
put which is the right road on the
right way to the House of Secrets.
We have persuaded the boy and
the girl TO stop on their journey and
have little pleasure with us. The
brownie Joy cannot bear it If folks
don't bother about him.
And he is right. No journey. in
fact nothing at all, is right without
the brownie Joy having some part
Of it.
SO our star performers are COM
ing this evening. l believe they are
here, in factl Everyone whistle and
seel
So everyone whistled. and from be-
hind a group of weeping willow trees
at the far end Of the field came run
ming and scurrying a number of little
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
WIDESPREAD WAR ON
NATIVE FARM WEEDS
Survey Set on Foot by Depart
ment of Agriculture.
New Varieties Constantly Arriving In
Foreign Seed and Through Other
Sources-Entire Farms Aban-
doned TO Pests.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture)
The United States Department OF
Agriculture has set on foot what Is
intended to be the most cOmprehen-
sive weed survey ever undertaken. Up
to date comparatively little is known
Of American farm weeds. They are
classified in bOtanies and herbariums.
but there are no definite data IN re-
gard to their spread; the prevalence
OF any particular weed in any local
ity; the amount of annual damage;
new weeds, increase of old species;
or local methods of eradication.
To supply the need for such data
the section of weed Investigations has
sent a questionable to all the more
than 1000 county agents of the de-
partment. This QUESTIONABLE asks the
names of five worst weeds In each
county, in order of their importance;
the methods, If any, used by farmers
to combat these weeds; and what
weed problems are especially serious
In any particular county.
Comparativ, y lev naive American
weeds have given farmers serious
trouble, but new varieties are con-
stantly arriving In foreign seed and
through other sources. Some of these
have become such pests that entire
farms have been abandoned TO them.
A canvass Of 200 representative east@
ern farmers showed that an average
Of % days a year is spent at the bust
est season in trying TO get ril Of
weeds, Investigations by the bureau
of plant industry over a number If
years are taken to indicate that eul-
tiyati0n after the seeded is prepared
has no other use than tc destroy
weeds. If this theory proves correct,
1t will add more heavily still to the
annual expense chargeable to weeds.
II is the purpose of the department
to use the projected survey as basis
of operation in directing a widespread
war on the weeds now here, or the Inn
portatiOn of any new ones. and to
seek any local eradication methods
which may be worth general dissem-
ination.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06

elves dressed in gorgeous purple and
gold suits.
do they look well?" Mrs. Wood
Elf said in a whisper to the girl.
'They are all my cousins and rela-
tives."
Wonderfully" said the girl.
'They have very handsome suits"
That's good" said Mrs. Wood Elf.
al made them this morning. l was
sure you'd like the entertainment bet
ter If we had fine costumes on our
actors and actresses. Then too we
will have fine scenery. See ! The
sun is going down and all the colors
will change and make beautiful
setting for the entertainment. But
hush! Master Thoughtfulness is
speaking"
THE first number on the program"
said Master Thoughtfulness, ''will be
a dance by the Glee Twins and the
Bliss Brothers who have been special
ly trained by the brownie JOY"
So the dance began and the boy
and the girl loved it because they
enjoyed recognizing their old friends.
The Glee Twins and the Bliss Broth
ers had danced for them on their jour
ney when the Brownie JOY came to
let them know that they shouldn't
go along on a journey and not think
at all of him.
The next number on the program
was a poem which was recited by its
author, whose strange name was, J.
Can't Write-Poetry- Though-I-Love-To-
Dose.
He arose and made low bow and
cleared his throat. Everyone sat
around on the ground. Master
Thoughtfulness had brought plenty of
rugs along with him.
This is my poem" said I-Can't-Wsite-
Poetry hough-ILove-To-Do-So.
"Some poets who're young, some poets
who're old,
Scare not for poetry but care for gold.
"There are writer's too who're just
the same way,
"All they care about is their pay.
Snow 1 write poetry night and day,
"And do not think thing about pay.
"Of course / really too must add
"That it's not worth pay. It's much
too bad!"
They all laughed at I-Can't-Write-
Poetry-Though-I- Love-To-Do-So as he
sat down. The boy and girl real
ly liked his poem.
"It's the only sort l could write, "
said the boy.
Its the only sort l could write,
too" said the girl.
SIT was honest of him to admit that
he couldn't get pay for his poetry be-
cause it was so bad, and so he
couldn't write for gold" said the boy
The entertainment was on for an
hour or two longer. There were all
sorts of songs and dances and tricks
and everything possible which could
make up a fine entertainment.
well" said Mrs. Get-The-Most-out-
of-Life. "this has been great fun"
Everyone agreed.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
The Reason Why.

The school teacher was giving an
object lesson on sheep to the infants
class, explaining how they are washed,
sheared, etc She then showed the
whole class a picture Of a sheep and
a lamb.
Now who can tell me why it is that
the sheep has short tail and the lamb
q long one2" she asked.
Little Joy jumped up Immediately,
and this was her reply:
please. teacher, the sleeps tail was
shrunk in the wash. Every WoInaG's.
A bachelor says Thar love turns out
more pessimists than cptimists.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
Every Drop of Your Blood
Should Be Absolutely Pure

ANY slight disorder or impurities
is source of danger. as every vital
organ of the body depends upon the
blood supply to properly perform
It's functions.
Many painful and dangerous dis
eases are the direct result of bad
condition of the blood. Among the
most serious are Rheumatism, with
its torturing pain: Eczema. letter,
Erysipelas and other disfguring
skin diseases; general debility,
which makes the strongest men
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
In Conclusion.

dat boss was so Slow" glowered
Rastus over the remains of the unfor-
tunate equine that had just lost a
race over railroad crossing. "he was
so slow dey amt no boss in de'world
go slower.
"Come de Judgment day and st. Pc
ter'll say, All yo' dead men come
forth Den dey'll all come forth. Den
he'll say, All yo' dead ladies come
forth Fin'ly he'll say. AN yo' dead
horses come forth
sand jes' TO spite dat boss he'll
come fifth !"-American Legion Week
ly.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06

helpless, and many other diseases
are the direct result of impure
blood.
You can in large measure avoid
liability to disease by the use Of
S. S. S., the wonderful blood REM
edy that has been in constant use
for more than fifty years. S. S. S.
cleanses the blood thoroughly. It
is sold by druggists everywhere.
For valuable literature and med
zeal advice absolutely free, write
today to Chief Medical Adviser.
159 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
Watching the Clock.

There are some people who watch
the clock as a sort of measure of their
achievement. The girl with lesson to
learn, who finds that half an hour he's
slipped away with little TO show for
IL. gives herself q mental shake and
settles down TO harder work. There
are other people who watch the clock
TO be sure not to work a minute over
the stopping time. II you are watch
ing the clock, it makes quite a differ
enee. why?-Cirls' Companion.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
MINERAL MATTER IN CLOVER
Contains More Than Grain and Hens
Relish II Highly Both in Sum-
mer and Winter.

Glover contains more mineral mat
ter than grain. and the hens relish IL
highly both in summer and winter
During the latter season the dried
stalks can be thrown into the flock.
letting them pick of the leaves. or the
clover can be ground up and steamed
or boiled and added to the mash.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06

had occasion to take it again as have
been SO well. / have a six room fiat
and do all my work. My two sisters
are taking the Compound upon my rec
onmendation and you may publish my
letter. 1t is the gospel truth and will
write to any one who wants personal
letter. Mrs. E. H. HAYDocK, 1924
st. Lawrence Avenue, Chicago Illinois.
Because Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound saved Mrs. Haydock
from an operation we cannot claim that
all operations may be avoided by it,
but many women have escaped oper-
atoms by the timely use of this old fash
toned root and herb medicine.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
CORN ROOT RIOTS
CAUSE BIG LOSS
Specialists Advise terminating
Kernels From Every Ear to
Be Used for Seed.
RaG DOLL TEST IS FAVORED
Estimated Damage by Disease in 1919
Placed at 125, 10000 6usheIs-De-
stroy or Plow Under All
Stubble Possible.
prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture)

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.)
Corn. of one variety or another, Is
our most widely distributed cereal
crop. Therefore, any single disease
that takes a toll of 4 per cent is a
matter for serious consideration. The
United States Department of Agricul-
ture estimates the damage done by
corn root rots in 1919 at over '125,0 0O,-
900 bushels Multiplied by the aver
age price of corn for that year, we
have before us the unpleasant fact
that these rots exacted a tax of over
$500. 100000.
When it considered that one OF the
same organisms which causes corn
root rot also causes wheat scrub and
that these organisms carried over on
corn stubble may infect a field of
wheat the next year, the seriousness
Increases
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
OF DIFFERENT KINDS
Fowls Affected Are Likely 70 Sc Ex.
tremeIy Thin in Cases of
Long Standing.

Some chickens have worms of vari-
Gus kinds. The mtestines should be
slit To find this out Chickens having
worms are likely TO be unduly thin,
ana this loss of weight is extreme in
eases of long standing
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
Diamond Dye
Old Garments
And Draperies

Each package of Diamond Dyes"
contains easy directions for dyeing
any garment or drapery. Beware!
Poor dye streaks, spots, fades, and
ruins material by giving it "dyed-
look" Buy Diamond Dyes" only.
Tell druggist whether your material is
wool or silk, or if it is cotton, linen,
or a mixture. 16 rich colors.--Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06

After seeing the wonderful results
ray husband obtained from Tanlac l
began taking the medicine myself. and
now we both agree that it is the
grandest medicine on EARTH" said Mrs.
Nancy Sharp, a prominent and highly
esteemed resident Of Los Angeles,
Calf, living at 921 Camulus street.
whose husband is proprietor of the
Merchants Express Co.
During the twelve years that
suffered with ind!1ess'on and stomach
trouble ! tried nearly every medicine
l heard about, but nothing helped me
and | lost faith in everything. So.
my wonderful restoration to health
has been the greatest surprise of my
life.
Il began to feel an improvement on
finishing my second bottle of Tanlac
and now after taking six bottles | am
like new woman. | have splendid
appetite, eat three hearty meals a day.
enjoy them thoroughly and am never
troubled in the least with indigestion
or any other dlsagreeable after eff
fects.
Before taking Tanlac most every
thing ate caused my stomach to
rebel and | would suffer for hours
afterwards. | was so dreadfully
nervous that many nights l never
closed my eyes in sleep. but now |
am rot the least nervous. and sleep
like child. My strength has been
wonderfully increased, and / have
much more energy.
II just wish 1t was so everybody
troubled like l was knew about this
wonderful medicine"
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
everywhere.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
BREAKING UP BR00DY FOWLS
Day or TWO in Cage With Slated Bot
tom viii Cool of Most Per-
slstent Sitter.

The way to break up a hen that
wants 10 sit is to begin the first time
she is found 20 be sitting. Put her In
cage with Slated bottom, which
is few inches Off the ground. usu.
ally day or two in such a cage cools
on the sitting fever.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
Ere ed From
0rfure


''rhe people who have seen me suf-
fer fortunes from neuralgia brought on
by an upset stomach now see me per-
fectly sound and well-abSolutely due
to Eat0niC," writes X. Long.
Profit by Mr. Longs experience. keep
your stomach in healthy condition,
fresh and cool, and avoid the ailments
that come from an acid condition.
Eatonic brings relief by taking up and
carrying out the excess acidity and
gases-does it quickly. Take an Eatonic
after eating and see how wonderfully
1t helps you. Big box costs only
tribe with your druggists guarantee.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-04-06
GREEN FOOD INJURIES FOWLS
Too Much Causes Gall Bladder 70 Sc.
come Swollen and Even Burst
Flesh Is Hinged.

In the case of chickens eating too
much green food the gall bladder be-
comes grey tly swollen. or may even
burst, and its contents impart green
ringe to the flesh, or even TO the skin
near the gall bladder.