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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-14


M Eados Unos Armando
UnidOs
Diaz, acompanado Etado Mayor
talan fue ayer
del insigne eadounldense
de flores nauraen nombre de
patra de homemade propio.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-11-14

NO HAY OTROS QUE GUSTEN MAS 7 QUE CUESTEN
SOLO ARTICJLO SIN ANT Els CONOCEK NUE
TENGA ENTENDDO QUE sOMOs EN- PUERTO RICO LOS uNCos
listed NECESITA EN- ESTE kAMI
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06
FIRST METHODIST CHURCH.
Guyton Fisher, Pastor.

GuytO1 tIsher, Pastor.
Revival services to-day at the US
raj hours Of Sunday service, II A.
NJ. and 7 P. NJ The Wisdom Sisters
who are to do special singing in the
meeting, arrived Saturday morning
aud will sing twice at both a-.".aes.
Dr.. T. D. Ellis, of Macon, will rive
Monday and preach twice d-..y, at
2. NJ and P NJ.
This is an unusual opportunity for
a great revival; everything is ripe
good preaching, good singing, Sun.
day school full of enthusiasm, the
Lord is on our side, and we need a
revival. All the churches and their
pastors are urged to be with US as
much as possible, and the public is
cordially invited.
Sunday school 9:3O A. NJ. While
MAJ shall, Supt. We may look for
great things with the fine program
already announced.
During the revival it is anticipated
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06

James Sd chapter.
Sunday School Lesson and Teach
er Training class, Thursday, 7 p. n.
Junior B. Y. P. U. Program.
Song, q Can Hear My Savior Call
ing"
Prayer, That those who hear Jesus
calling may answer with ali their
hearts, putting Him before every
thing else
Song. Jesus Will
Business and Records.
Group in charge Of program,
Report from Social Committee.
Massie Lane, Leader.
Subject, "Tha Friend Who Chang
cd His Business
Scripture Reading, Matthew 9 :9-13
Cecil Barton.
Comments by Leader.
Matthew's Business, Edward Nc
Arthur.
Matthews Conversion, James Nc
Daniel and Hawkins Dykes.
Matthews New Business, Edwin
Bell.
Matthew'S Message, Jasper Parker.
Bible Reading from Matthew,
Christ Above These" illustrated on
Observation-Disclosures Mae Sieg and
Mozelle Deavours.
The long looked for B. Y. p. U.
4 l. J.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06
LEE ST. METHODIST CHURCH.
SiIas johnson, Pastor.

Silas Johnson, Pastor.
Sunday school meets at 9:45 a. M
T. NJ. Furlow, Superintendent. Mis-
sionary program and offering in the
Sunday school today.
Epworth League meets ar 6 p. II.
Interesting program has been arrang-
ed.
Preaching at II a. NJ, by the pastor
and Z p. m. by Rev. c. 7. CLARK, of
Leslie.
Special Life Service service will be
the feature of the morning hour.
The pastor will speak Of the Needs
and Opportunities Of the Church,
Let all Of the young people Of the
church be sure to attend. Sacra-
ment of the Lords Supper at the
close Of the morning hour.
Rev. C. T. Clark, who viii preach
at the evening hour, is one Of the
best preachers in the South Georgia
conference and will doubtless be
h ard by a good congregation.
Musical program, morning service:
Organ prelude, Stainer.
Hymn.
Offertory, Melody in r, Ruben
stein.
Duet, For the Master, Irving-Mrs.
Cloyd Buchanan and Mrs. Irving
Lee.
Sermon.
PostIude. Offcnbach.
Evening Service.
Organ prelude, Guonod.
TTyyto1,,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06
localities

Eyes examined, Glasses fitted.
Bell, the Jeweler.--tf.
Mrs. r. 6. Lindley and Mrs. Frank
Barkalow, mother and sister Of Mrs.
Everette Schneider, are spending
sometime with her at her home on
Hancock avenue. Mrs. Barkalow
viii go to Canton, Ga, to reside at
the expirati9P of her visit in Ameri-
Gus.
Salvation Army Cafeteria, Y. NJ.
c. A. bldg, under new management
Home cooking. Come and be con-
vinced.-3-3t.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. D. Lockhart and
Miss Fannie Alexander spent the
weekend with relatives in Dawson.
Monday and Tuesday we offer ev-
cry Shoe for Women and Children
at HALF PRICE. Pinkston's. Gilt
ItN. DlidS JOIIIoOHs WHO mas DeGn
spending the week in Moultrie con
Quoting a revival service, returned
home Saturday morning to spend the
weekend, but will return there to-
night or Monday to spend another
week.
Every Woman's Boot at half price
Monday and Tuesday. Pinkston's
SILT
Mr.. ard Mrs. J. w. Warwick, of
Leslie, were shoppers in Americas
Saturday afternoon.
7. NJ. Etheridge, of Huntignton,
was in Americas Saturday.
Three more negro loiterers were
added to the bunch already caught by
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH.

Carl W. Minor, D. D.. Minister.
$50 A NJ. Bible school. 7. Fur
low Gatewood. Supt.
We invite you to see our school
in its worship and study.
II A. NJ Worship, Subject, Beau
cons for The Crooked Way"
6:15 P. NJ. B. Y. P. U. Miss An
ME Roebuck, president. We want
yous presence for a larger and bet
ter union.
700 P. NJ. Worship. Subject, THE
Man Who Makes No Mistakes. And
Nothing Else"
A most cordial invitation to all to
attend our services.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06

Anthem, Lift Up Your Heads, EN-
eTsOn.
Offcrtory, Vesper Bells.
Anthem, larry With Me, Parks.
Sermon
Postlude, Lorenz.
Choir for evening service, Mrs.
Buchanan, Mrs. Morgan, Mr.. Beav-
ers, Mr. Morgan.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06
PRIMITIVE BAPTIST SERVICES

Elder J. Theodore Macarthur, Of
Cordele, a minister Of the Primitive
Baptist denomination, will preach at
the East Americas Chapel Sunday,
Feb. 6, at II a. m. and p. m.
You are cordially invited.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06
CENTRAL BAPTIST CHURCH.
Corner Lee and College Streets
II. T. RrOokshire, Pastor.

IL L . lS1OOh1llIiNJ 1 ttSlOls
Bible school, $3.50 a. M, r. /.
Maynard, Superintendent. Great
crowd expected from promises made
to canvassers last Sunday afternoon.
Preaching II a. M, by A. c. Fell
man, a converted Jew and field agent
for the Brooklyn Christian Mission
in New York.
Senior and Junior B. Y. P. u,
p. M, Cliff CarswelI and J. w. Har-
ris, Presidents.
Preaching, p. M, by the pastor,
II. T. Brookshire.
Mid-week Prayer service, Wednes-
day, 7 . M, subject, "The Tongue"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06
6AgzE;EHEEIE!5!| 81 t

than a chorus choir will be organized,
and thai the Sunday school orchestra
will assist in the music every night.
Ask some ont to come with you.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06

Salvation Army Cafeteria, Y. NJ
c. A. bldg, under new management
Home cooking. Come and be con-
vinced.-3-3t.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06

of several days to friends and rela'
tives in Montgomery, Ala.
Salvation Army Cafeteria, Y. M.
C. A. bldg, under new management.
Home cooking. Come and be con-
vinced.-3-3t.
Mothers! Pinkston's Children
Shoes, the best only as you know
may be bought Monday and Tuesday
at half price.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06

Ii. A. Countryman, of Sumter, was
in Americas Saturday Afternoon on
business.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06

the Americas police in the campaign
against loafers started by Chief
Bragg, when Lieut.. Lee and Officer
Worthy dropped in negro restau-
rant on Hampton street after Chief
Bragg had taken a peep in the place
Friday morning as a warning. They
will appear before Recorder Fort
Monday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-02-06

Mr.. and Mrs. John Goolsby return.
ed to Americas Friday after visit
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29
Advising all my
Frien ds to Use
Internal Baths"

Miss Eta Nav Ais. 81 35iG Central
81. Kansas CITY. Mo. writes Co thu
INrt.l liygipuiv Institute
Il have received your letter showing
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md my friends are 100 interested"
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Thousands testify that CONSTIPATION
indigestion. Stomach Troubles. Bilious
ness. Headaches and al "a, many s..
riDJf troubles which they cause are ab.
suluiply relieved and prevented by this
Nature Treatment
Ciiy DRUG Store. SO Polk Street.
Arsulin Texas Will be- glad 9, show
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.ir'nl" operation and will give you. free
'n request, an interesting litil, book
hy Dr Chas. \ Tyrr,n ~ New York.
r. noted specialist an Internal Bathing
iUr % years in that CITY. clip this ont
80 q reminder o. ask for "a, booklet at
yuur first opportunity
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29
RAT KILLING IS NEW
AND POPULAR SPORT
spcelait to Tho News.

Special 10 The News.
PLAiNNiEW March - by killing
rats ~ the rate ~ one every three sec.
onds. liull TERROR belonging a. Ezollc
Sargent won tie first rat killing con.
t'H hcd On plniuvicw and perhaps
thc first ever held In the Panhandle
Ur Plains Sarg,nts deg killed his
five rni" IN Fifteen seconds FIAT. 4
Rat Terrier belonging Ia Roy Morton
was close second and another Rat
Terrier belonging Ia Dee zimmerman
WAS third with tnirty.iwu seconds. AZ
~ the fifteen dogs entered made quick
work ~ their rats aud NJ "a, rate which
thry worked q few more such dogs
would soUn be- able 10 ia the county u
rodents.
An Immense crowd was present Tor
the new sport. Many who could not
rec num standing around the arena
climbed trees and buildings. Frank
lamlfUn ~ the Panhandle. Plains Cham.
Tor ~ commerce WAS present and acted
nj one ot the Judges Many pCrsons
came from other Panhandle towns O.
sec the contest.
The live rats were turned loose in
groups o. live. Sipp watches were
d. cd G" keep time ana the dog killing
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29

hin five rats IN the shortest time WIS
declared winner, At the end of the
contest. several dozen use uts were
left and they were an turned loose In
the arena ~ one Time The fifteen
dogs were alro released. II was the
intention 90 rive prize g. tho dog kill.
ing ,hc most rails 100 This group but
the d,gs made such quick work of II
that Ono judges were unable "a kcsp
The ruurt
Another such cunt,si viii BE- hHl
about the lirm Of Nav. u d. tlrurht
that a1 Impetus was g cn 90 ut as.
;crr nation over the county o. tho con.
tests Many boys have ordered torrlors
and Ui Ga,c them ln time i0r the ncxt
contest
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29
Bs JOHN PAGE
staff corrosp ndcni

WASHINGTON. March 2S.-rhc old
raDticc IN th' q : senate u consider
ng all foreign treaties hthind cl0a'd
loOrs has b'Sn discarded. In an prolln.
ili'y fuf g0ud The Wilson du,trinc
E open covenants openly arrived a..
yls used AGAINST him hy the Seuut,
% IT, discussions ~ the Atrsdslp~
treaty. the IDEA .f Reed iiUruh. John
uu. Lodge nUd laIolipiir being TINT
80 advancing q conflicting medley Il
arguments against the pact. and hy de-.
nr ~ IN open forum. public doubt lul
istrust could best hs awakened against
and ~ sponsor Wilson liov well
be- plan succeeded b. known ,f tIi
hut 90, istutr senators started some.
h.ug tb,y Seem unable Co stop An
ih,r foreign TREATY Will shortly %, up
For discussion hy the senate. namely.
hat with columbia 10, Columbian
lpi'y was negotiated by BRYAN while
ir was secretary 90 state in 1874 was
approved ly Wilson who repeatedly
ur-l Ifs ratification. ard boz turn bias
,ru approved bN Harding. vru is even
u,re urm 900 biz usI~teuD, that is uuE
b, adopted than waf Wilson \ Mum
'.I ~ senators have been constantly
ga.rst this treaty as they W'r, against
v'ryih.ug good 90 bad. pIUnUgnl ly
Wilson. and nuW that they lind H..
publican President aud the leader ~
hrir PARTY saving 60 them that VII.
ou vas right Boo his repeated Efforts
Eri tho treaty ratified they De- not
now how o. reverse thrMs'N's ET1c,
ully ana admit that they Vcr, NrUng
nd others. there VAS .tfoug demand
muug them. when Harding demanded
1tifrntiun that al discussions d. held
chind clus'd doors. as foreign treaties
riur 90 that - Versailles. always have
cen But these senators have made
lAuy enemies among their colleagues
y their objections o. ~ things favor.
q by Wilson and who now Sc an op
ioriuuity g. compel them o. take back.
water Ia public ca align themselves
opnodtiun to measure which
President Harding has made an issue OF
M has stated must BE- approved Tor
hs good 90 the nation II IL an un'
rmfor;lblc position which many u the
.rreconcilables now find themselves In
nd they would willingly hide behind
he smoke screen ~ am executive
session" \ canvas Of the senators Of
9th parties, however has disclosed
he fact that the majority are strong
On favor 81 adhering 10 the Wilson
nolicy ~ covenants openly arrived at
md that they fear the public would
escnt any other course, II Is freely
PREDICTED hy many that never again
VII treaty with foreign power he
discussed behind closed doors with
iress and public barred.
Secrecy IN congressional affairs has
decreased greatly In recent wears For.
nerly practically all meetings of the
cnate and house committees were
lsld behind closed doors. Now the
endency IN o. throw open the doors 40
committee meetings This is pro-
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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29
cannon THANKS

70 ihr citizens u Dllhirt ana Dallam
ruuuiy lnd other friends present dur
mr 10, tm Boo dru.Ht court through
vhIrh wc have iu,t passed $50 wish 10
expires mr deepest appreciation for the
mny kndu,sHos ana cunsid ration
shown ", would nlsl voice oar apprc.
citation ~ the ufrnoss shown by court
officials and ruurIrsirH of county o.
f,.rs and ROM amh,r especially the I'm.
t,Ucet unl voluntary assistance N Blink
sherwood ~ TDsl.nc
We vll newer forget the people ~
nIlh1fi and rul'Hu county and the
friends un 90, oc,aaun ~ the tr.ai and
wish thDm tu hnow wr rrry away q
loHuinc appreciation ~ their attitude
g. n BARRETT.
". 81 BARRETT.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29

technically IN the wrong and that Col
umhia hff been damarcd 70 the extent
ol tsonty five millions % dollars there.
by. ~ 10 bet nyhf anything Tor pub
hcntlon hut th, general expectation r.
iha, Do wiil work fu Harding rather
than luf thr confidence and backing 81
the President. md that hc viii come nH
'lifr tO !jutus q vuy fu De- 10 grace.
llIIA i. -mN .ln m ID. .-nnin-
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29
CONTESTANTS URGED TO
DOUBLE THEIR EFFORTS

The $4,000 extra vote ballot Offer
which will b. used IN the Amarillo
News subscription contest will clos,
Saturday night. April 2nd. AZ o'clock
You still have time to gain several hun
dreds of thousands 81 extra votes by
making use OF this offer.
Your opportunity to win the 81 Oit
Overland automobile. the tsi3 Ford
Sedan or one ~ the other fine awards
II just as good RIGHT now ns any
other candidates aud an YOU need to
do IL 90 take advantage II the biz %. d.
600 extra vote ballots which are being
issued ON all amounts OF 81 worth Of
subscriptions % The Amarillo News and
Daily Panhandle.
No one has enough votes o. fecl they
have an automobile won Boo this contest
IL II going To take a few millions oi
votes TO win this car. II IL certainty
tina, the vote totals viii 10 into "a,
millions soon and YOU, ~ well as any
other contestant. must plan on having
millions Of votes II you would expect
20 win this automobile
Do not say you can not secure NJ
many hs millions % votes" but &c
rirht ahead and get them. Every can
didAte IN every contest Siys this same
thing. bu, very soon thcy find they
not only have secured the mlllioni
necessary but are quite surprised at the
ease with which they got them.
Must Work Hard and Past.
So n you are one u those who would
wish 20 own the fine new g. 0f0 over
land which viii h. awarded 90 the can
didate having highest votes ca SaiHr.
day night. April 10th. YOU must b.
sure 10 take advantage not only ~ ev
cry possible $4,000 extra vote ballot
but also every one you can get of the
5000 ballots. the % 600 ballots and IN,
1900 ballots while they are being Il
sued a
One thing YOU must not overlook Il
that Il Ia foolish 20 take the % 900 extr
ballots when you have the $4,000 talloti
10 earn. II takes subscriptions 10 gair
votes and Il takes votes 90 win and
you want 10 remember that the extrs
$1,000 vote ballots are VOTES and theS
WILL MAKE you win II you get
enough OF them II this Is so. why wait
until the 50 600 ballots or others small
er stu are being issued before handing
IN every available subscription?
Business IL business. n you are in
the contest Il Is your business TO win
the biggest and hest prize offered You
should not fail 10 make every spare
moment count for you while the great
est credit II given.
How do You slnrd.
How do you think you stand RIGHT
Now II you think YOU are dolne
NJ well as you should DO and II you
think you are ahead. which il really
rather risky why TO feel In contest
then don't work any harder than you
are doing. but II you are not sure. max,
u point 90 30 after Just tina; man,
more Of the $4,000 extra vote ballots
by eight o'clock Saturday night
All out.offown candidates have the
right 20 mail their subscriptions from
their home pos,office az any time I'M
III eight O'Clock and full credit will
be given them even though their letters
DO not reach this office untl Monday
They should take same working time
a. city candidates.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29
g. n BARRETT
81 u JARRETT.


counsel GO th, state in the Barrett
,ra 10 uulhlrJ stepped off un biz De-.
tufu 20 ts.l., in ,h. Fnpua Ferguson
.HT Cage u tH Amarillo district
court ATTORNEY C.ililnd b. uu, II
.a.r..l 60 49, TIuut
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29
SECRET MEETINGS OF CONGRESS
ARE GROWING VERY UNPOPULAR;
WILSON'S POLICY IS ACCEPTED

cc'd,ng utll' Co ihc uEug nf th, old
guud' senators ana representatives
hut is advocated hy a., Younger and
NOR, grog,ssi,, element it I- also in
Hnc with puhllc sentiment.
20 itlna II iodge.
Senator Lodge IL plac,d In 70 part.
QUARRY piug position o., thc request
uad' ~ hlm b., lludlIr that hr USE
lie u.ulgtN u.h,urs 90 ..rIrc mtl
nwuuu ~ th' treaty with Columbia.
L'de. who b. th, chairman of the AZ
powerful st,llnE committee" ana the
republican leader .u fhn senate and the
nur u,IHn Nhm il, pIr. dent r,Mcl
tor ,Ar earn, Iugua' uf DIE .ulIcs d.
Dot in favor Of Che t'n'E ,U must
work itr % ~" Fa. DARING tHr lfr
ot Throis Roosevelt ono OF his mosi
ut.Tlt, friends aud 10 was during the
rrfil,u,y 60 Roosevelt that thr a..
publ. q rluam. wHf recognized by
S..r,t.r" u stat. iHta Just ono day.
seventeen hHlrs lnd tftvDr, minutes
after ~ had ser,'l,d tuu Columbia.
and who's" flr WIS FIRST duIsl,d lt
Nli.r William 50 BLACK. uf th, United
States Army N "a uniform.
y wili r0 bari with l.o'lr' Co. admit
tbat l.~ ,i1 D.uUJ. Z, s,l;. u.s ,.ru
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29
4 revival meeting /. bring conduct.

Ell ni iho buchanan street Methodist
church 600 Nurth Buchanan. ly
l'"y = " Story presiding cider o
the Northwest T,Nas Circuit s.ry.
ices begin al 7.l5 each evening.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29

The case Of ]. q. Ferguson against
W. II. Fuqua involving one.iourth
interes, In 1900 acres IL land IN
Bailey County. set Tor Monday was
postponed until May Is OF some ear.
lier date that may BE- agreed On In the
meantime.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1921-03-29
Business Opportunities

Tho variety business in which Isl. af,
experts offers Ntf' large returns on
small Investment
We have Few very excellent OPEN
ihgs for variety stores and would ~
glad 90 nve additional details o. any.
one contemplating entering ihis bust.
ness.
Our many years ~ merchandise *.
ptdience Together with the service We
can render you. assures success % the
man who Il willing 20 work.
tddr-ss HITLER BROS. Location
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-10
Dinner Stories

He's perfectly quiet" remarked the
liveryman to the two ladies who were
about to hire a pony and trap, only
you must take care to keep the rein
off his tail
We won't forget" they replied.
When they returned the liveryman
inquired how they got on.
"Splendidly!" they exclaimed. eve
had one rather sharp shower, but we
took turns holding the umbrella ovcc
lis tail, so there was no real danger
In congress they tell this story OF
certain youthful but successful rep
resentative. This gentleman's self con-
fidenco has always been most marked,
a dominant characteristic even Of his
extreme youth.
When he was about eight years old
he decided to take a job during his
school vacation, and accordingly
sought work in a grocery. After he
had ben there a week or so his uncle,
meeting the old grocer, asked:
We'll, how are you getting on with
William at the store?'
Il seem to please him." said the old
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-10
Ripping Rhymes
THE LAWS DELAY
BY WALT MASON

Near San Francisco, recently, three
delegates were lynched; they were in
jail, their weird to dree, for crimes
revolving pinched. And masked men
came, perhaps three score, as grim as
doom or fate, and strung them to a
sycamore, which groaned beneath
their weight. And law abiding people
then sent up an angry cry; it was a
shame that untried men should thus
unshriven die. And forsook my divers
tasks to rant around and rail, to say
those brutal men in masks should all
be lockeda in Jail. mo man should
feel the halter draw. except by courts
Decree" | sternly cried; I'VE have our
law, and it should honored be-" Where
at a most sardonic skate, who stood
at my right hand, remarked, The
people would not wait to see those
monsters canned. And so the stars
above us saw a scene OF death and
woe; the people weary Of the law. it is
so heastly slow A ficnd is tried and
tried again. and tried another time,
until the weary sons of men forget
his ancient crime. And if at last some
prison grim should hide his sodden
for.p, some governor will pardon him
before his bunk is warm Or, through
some writ that has a flaw. to fresh
crimes he may go; the people weary
Of the law, it is so deadly slow
looked with scorn upon the gink who
talked in such 4 way: | looked with
soon, but couldn't think of anything
to say.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-01-10
Good Evening

HAW-HAW! REAL HUMoR.


We understand that the worlds
record fast has been accomplished by
a Scotsman, who has succeeded in re-
naming in prohibition America fox
seven months and three days.-Lon-
don Punch
Here is another one: A statistician
informs US that mans body contains
enough lime to whitewash a small
room. 1t should be pointed out. how
ever, that it is illegal for a wife to
break up her husband for decorative
purposes.
Chorus men have at last been aboi-
ished, but, then, they always looked as
though they had been.
GOING AVA FROM HERE
AID in New York paper:
For Sale-Ten silver wine buckets,
a solid cocktail shaker, two dozen cut
glass wine glasses, one dozen highball
glasses, twenty cocktail glasses. Also
silver orange squeezer. Owner is go
ing to France"
The average mans idea Of a good
resolution is the same as the hired
girls idea of a china platter-that it
is made to be broken.