Evening journal., 1921-09-06
UNION CHATTER
BY DUTCH.

Oh what start in the champion
ship matches. IL to not in our
favor. a bad start means a good
finish.
Juice" Carter has been doing
great WORK in center field and has
been pretty dependable with the
stick. Alta boy "Juice"l
Bullet" Cross played a hang up
game at second accepting everything
that came his way.
'Inky' Sutton caught his usual
good game after being out Of the
game because of an accident. Glad
your back again "Sut."
"Al" Stirlith accounted for a pair
OF singles which came in pretty good.
Started things on well anyhow "Al."
The Sunday Star box score gives
US 3 errors, we beg to object, as we
had s. Give us what is coming to
US.
Things were tied up again in that
Vandever game 5 to 5. Takes about
the tenth tie game for US in four
weeks.
Grace won't know what hit them
this evening when our clubbers set
tie down to business and begin field
ing in regular form.
Two neatly dressed statesmen were
seen walking through Madison street
Market Saturday morning trying TO
sell cakes. No. not cakes Of soap,
home make cakes. That's all right
boys, you lived up to your promise.
One minute please: We wish to
report a forgery. Last weeks Chat
ter" was not by Dutch" but by
''Fewclothes". Nice readings, Fred
old man.
Joe Gibbons is as quiet as a mouse
about his Cleveland Indians now
that the Yanks are perched so high.
babe" the peanut has so or a few
more homers. too. Joe"
Following are a few flashes from
Camp Union at Jeffers Beach on the
esnal Some camp, boys.
Read Il and weep boys. Poor old
"Dutch" fell victim TO a disasterious
honey hunt. Ny, my, Dutch" tell
us more.
|'-~-+sniff sniff. yep that's honey
Bang. oh. I'm shot" And Leave
him here till the coroner comes
fellows. were some Of the never e
to be forgotten utterances Of tn,
honey hunt Of Aug. 90
''Ar' Stirlith trottod around foi
several days looking for sky hooks
post holes, and skirmish line anS
several other such necessities Of Z
camp
4 new specie Of bird has beer
found in our mist. as we notice,
two Of them perched on a lofty liml
CT tree at camp. They sleep OF
camp cots too, IN the said tree
Mr.. Gibbons and Pippin. pray tel
US the kind OF bird thou art Birs
and his mate.
-Ricks" has been letting tn,
whole camp know his secrets whel
he goes 10 bed. That's all righ
"Ricks" but don't walk in you
sleepl
Roland Jeffers just pulled out IL
time or he would been stung as bad
. ~ as any Of US. Pretty lucky 10
you. Roland.
Paul Pennock, the poet farmer
was elected to the farmer end O
his title the night OF the honey hum
Wonder why?
Whiz" Jeffers, the poor little fel
low, fell and grasped his last breatl
al s.45 Monday evening. August 2s
Hosh hang those stingy farmers.
Poor Walter Jeffers is in DANCE
OF being cast into the deep blu
" canal some one OF these days. ASK
81 ed him what he got for a Christina
present Never mind 1" tell yot
a II was pair OF swimming trunks"
In the series of ball games bs
n tween the Jeffers Brothers and N
campers, the meat choppers lande
.f the nrst two games by a large maj
n gin. Reg lar players.
n jack Thompson had a spell
" sleeping sickness Just of first ba,
"A 10 Saturdays game. Show signs
life Jackie Boy"
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