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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-23
no sugsT,TuTE oFFEagD

Say what You VII about dTngglsts or
fering something Just as good because
ii pays a BETTER profit. the fact still
stands that ninety nine out Of a hundred
druggists recommended ChmbeFlinfs
Cole and Dsarrh0ea Remedy. when the
hest medicine for dirrhoea is asked for.
and do SO because they know from what
their customers say CT liz, that il can be
depended upon.Ad- IIno-
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-23

THE KEY THAT UNLCckS THE DOOR
TO LONG LIVING
The men Of eiGhty-five and ninety years
Or age are not the rotund well-fed. but
thin space men, who live on a slender
Diet. BE as careful as he will, however,
a man East middle age viii occasionally
eat too much o rel some article OF food
not suited to his constitution, causing
Indigestion or constipation and viii need
I desc Of Chamberlain Tablets 10 move
lis bowels and inyigorate his stomach.
When this is done, there is no reason
Thy taa average man should not live
10 q ripe old age.-Ad-1mo.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-23

aniH9 the finance
Father-D Didn't tell you not to let
me catch you doing that again?
Little Willie-Yes, sir.
Father-Then why did you do that?
Little Willie Because didn't think
that you would catch me.
Along a well-traveled road were
many signs painted on rocks by adver-
Using companies.
On one large rock was written the
words: What will you do when you
die? Directly under this another
agent had written: use Our Oils
Good for Burns
A duck and a frog and skunk
Started for town to a circus.
The frog and the duck paid the price
and went in,
But the skunk, he went home without
seeing thing.
The frog had greenback and so was
in luck;
The Snowman accepted bill from the
duck,
But for poor Mr. Skunk, no ticket he
had,
For he'd only one cent and that one
Boys Magazine.
What is worry?" asks cores
pondent Perhaps one might say that
worry is what you make it.--New York
Sum
If the universe is really one thou
sand times larger than we thought it
was how large did we think it was?
Life.
J OF course it is none of our business.
but as far as we can see this world
was made for grandchildren Dallas
News.
Can't some manufacturer give a
straw hat a boomerang shape, so it
will come back when it blows Off.
Greenville Is. c. Piedmont.
$50
The country must be getting back
to normally. The lightening-rod
agents are doing business again. Pa
latka (Fla.) Times Herald
To Mosquieto, Taken in Carnage
One more anopheles
Gone to his death,
Squashed, if the word please,
Squashed in breath.
Brush him off tenderly,
Rudy with gore,
Who went to slenderly
Not long before.
Solent, he landed on,
Our epidermi-
IS, he the black banded one,
Whom we extermi-
Nate. Watch as he sticks US,
Weighing with pleasure,
Thinking to fix Us.
We've got his measure.
Calm and deliberate,
Raise we our palm against
Him, an avenging fate,
u L.
Fatherless, motherless
Though is this skeeter,
We wish him brotherless,
Childless, the cheater.
Thus, oh, anopheles,
We immediate you,
Thorax and antennaes,
And dis-infiate you.
Blue through our blood is
And your taste careful
Let other proboscis
Hark to this earful.
*4&
Women never is, but always to be
dressed, if there's truth in her eternal.
Il haven't thing to wear. Louis
vile Courier-Journal
Now that a gang Of girl burglars
has been found in Des Moines, people
ought to keep mouse instead Of a
bulldog Omaha Bee.
II woman's dress was Of the old
length and the price in proportion,
how much would it cost 10 dress a
chicken Steamboat Springs Colo.
Pilot.
So
The Women are not putting up much
fruif in Johnston county this year
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-23
SUGAR
SATURDAY. an,

Saturday and Monday
16 pounds of sugar for S1.u9 with a
dollars worth of other groceries, for cash.
saturday and Monday only.
H. b. WHITTINGToN
Corner Main and South End Streets.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1921-09-23

surmise,
Is the worlds best spot
For swatting flies.
Detroit Free Press.
And bathing beach,
! have learned,
Is the worlds best spot
TO get sunburned.
Sam Hill.
md a Florida nigat,
Young couples learn,
Is the worlds best spot
To get heartburn.
A lecturer on shorthand before a
new class. was extolling the value OF
this condensed form of writing.
Why" he exclaimed, 1T took Avery
Hopwood year to write his success
full play, "The Gold Diggers.' Had
Mr. Hcpwood been a shorthand writer
he could have written it all in two or
possibly three hours Think OF it, to
be able to write in three hours what
it took an experienced writer me
than a year to do"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-12-28
CHURCH NOTICES.

Union Service.
Sunday, Jan. Monthly union SER
vice at Unitarian church at 7.3O .. M
Sermon by Rev. George S. Brookes
Subject, Facing the Sunrise"
Methodist Episcopal Church.
Rev. J. A. Weed. Pastor.
Sunday services-Morning worship
at 1890; Sunday school at 11.45: eve
ming service at 7.30.
Prayer meeting at the parsonage on
Wednesday evening at 7.30.
Sunday, Jan. Morning subject
1.-The New Year. What?"
st. JOseph's CataOlic Church.
Rev. j. A. German, Pastor.
Sunday, Jan. Low mass at 8;
high mass at 1890; vespers and bene-
diction az 7.30.
Congregational Church.
Rev. George S. Brookes, Pastor.
Sunday services-Morning at 1890;
Sunday school at 11.45; Y. P. S. c. E..
meeting at p. m.
Sunday, Jan. Morning subject,
Looking Backward and Looking For
ward" Reception of new members,
followed by Lords supper. Y. P. S. c.
E., topic, THE Door of Opportunity
Mrs. Priest, speaker.
Unitarian Church.
Rev. George T. Jones, Pastor.
Sunday services-Morning at 1890;
sermon by pastor Sunday school at
1900.
Baptist Church.
Rev. Clarence Emery, Pastor.
Sunday services-Morning at 1890;
Sunday school at 11.45; evening at
7.30.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening
at 7.30.
Sunday, Jan. Morning subject,
"A Worth While Revolution"
Union Congregational Church, Ellis
worth Falls.
Rev. George S. Brookes Pastor.
Sunday services-Sunday school at
1880 a. m. Preaching service at 2.3O
p, m,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-12-28

part of 1.-The Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse"
Mr.. and Mrs. D. j. Coney and
daughter Margaret, of Augusta are
spending this week with Mrs. Co.
ney's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. e. E.
Doyle.
1.-THE Ellsworth postoffice reports
the biggest Christmas business
ever. More than 200 sacks of
mail went out of the office every day
last week.
Michael Gaynor and daughters,
Sylvia and Margaret, of Attleboro,
Mass, are spending the holidays
with Mr.. Gaynor's daughter, Mrs.
Frank j. Dunleavy.
The Baptist society will hold it's
annual business meeting in the
vestry on Friday evening at 7.30.
Election of officers and other i'm
portant business will be transacted.
Samuel A. Bragdon of Franklin
has resigned as deputy sheriff, and
Sheriff WescOtt has appointed James
A. Scott of. Sullivan to fill the va
cancy. The other deputies remain
as last year.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. c. Burrill of
Portland spent Christmas with Mrs.
Burrills mother, Mrs. ]. T. Giles.
Mr.. Burrill returned to Portland
yesterday, but Mrs. Burrill will re-
main until Friday.
At the morning service at the
Congregational church next Sunday,
another class will be received into
membership in the church. The SER
vice will be followed by the sacra-
ment of the Lords supper.
The regular monthly union SER
vice of the Ellsworth churches will
be held next Sunday evening at the
Unitarian church. Rev. George S.
! Brookes of the Congregational
church will deliver the sermon.
The monthly meeting of the
| ministerial association will be held
| next Monday forenoon at II o'clock
at the Baptist vestry. There will be
symposium by the members on
What are My Plans for 1922"
DR.. William L. West, veterina-
rian, who some years ago was To-
Gated at Ellsworth, died suddenly
last Thursday at his home in Bel
fast, aged fifty-seven years. He
suffered a shock at noon, dying a
few hours later.
Mrs. George S. Hagerthy arrived
home this morning from Boston,
where she spent Christmas week
with her daughter Vena Her
! daughter Madella, employed in New
York, Joined them in Boston for her
Christmas vacation.
The annual meetings of the sew
eral masonic bodies will take place
next week-Blanquefort command
cry Monday evening, Acadia chapter
Tuesday evening, and Lygonia lodge
Thursday evening. There will be a
banquet each evening at $50.
k~Mrs. j. T. Giles announces the en-
gagement of her daughter, Hazel
Gertrude, to Charles Albert Haynes,
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Harry w.
Haynes of Ellsworth. The formal
announcement was made at a de-
lightful party to girl friends last
week.
There will be an important meet
ing of the Congregational parish at
CONTINUED on page 81
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-12-28

y Miss Mary Coughlin is visiting in
Boston.
Miss Emily Mcfarland is a patient
at the Hurley hospital.
Miss Carrie Harrington was at
home from Millinocket for Christ
mas.
tnell are at home from Portland for
the holidays.
1.-The mocking bird is still winter
ing in Ellsworth, having been seen
this morning.
Boyd Bartlett of Castine spent
Christmas with his mother, Mrs.
Maria Bartlett.
John w. Doyle and a friend, Will
liam Lahey, of Millinocket, spent
Christmas in Ellsworth.
|, Miss Alice Kearns is at home
FROM Notre Dame academy, Boston,
for the Christmas recess.
Fred G. Smith and Willis Dunn
have shot three bobcats in three con-
secntive days the past week.
LMiss katherine Brady is at home
from Portsmouth, NJ H., where she
is>teaching, for the holiday vacation
Il Miss Marion Nealley, r. NJ, of
Boston, spent Christmas with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Nealley
Miss Della Hopkins left Monday
for Jekyl Island, Ca, where she
will be employed again this winter
Walter j. Clark, jr., will present
his "Rube" act at the wayback ball
| at Northeast Harbor next Tuesday
evening.
Pine Cone troop of Girl Scouts
will hold it's usual meeting Satur-
day at $50, in the grand jury room
at the court house.
The woman's club will meet Janu.
ary 3 with Mrs. Luther A. Leach.
The meeting will be in charge of
the social committee.
Francis Indian orchestra will
make it's last appearance of the
season in Ellsworth at the Pine Tree
next Tuesday evening.
The literature club will meet jan
uary 2 with Mrs. Allon P. Royal,
instead of with Miss Mary H. Black,
as previously announced
John E. Nelson of Augusta, a
candidate for the republican nomi-
nation to succeed Congressman
Peters, was in Ellsworth Friday.
OCapt. Allen Holt and wife of Mark
Island light station, Stonington,
visited Capt. w. L. Pratt and wife
last week, on their way to Boston.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. j. Emery of
Milo, accompanied by Mrs. S. A.
Cooper, were the guests of Rev. and
Mrs. Clarence Emery over Christ
mas.
There will be literary and busi-
ness meeting of the Woman's
Alliance of the Unitarian church at
the home of Mrs. w. H. Titus next
Wednesday afternoon at 23O. Mr..
Jones will give review of the first
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-12-28
COMING EVENTS.

Wednesday evening, Dec. 28, at
Hancock hall-Coffee party, under
auspices of Woman's Alliance of the
Unitarian church. Tickets, SO cents:
dance tickets, so cents.
Friday, Dec. 80, at Hancock hall
Basketball; Ellsworth A. C.. VS.. Cher
ryfield A. A.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-12-28

The woman who is seen wearing q
heavy she'll glass unaccompanied by
an automobile after January /, 1922,
will be like man wearing a straw
h.. after Labor day They will have
been called in and replaced by the
new Rimless Green Gold for ali dress
occasions. Light. weight shell viii
still be In vogue for awhile on the
cost of breakage, which is fast being
reduced as lenses drop In price
Thirty years experience in fitting
glasses should mean something to
you when considering an eye
specialist.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-12-28
LOCAL AFFAIRS
SCHEDULE OF MAILS.
Ellsworth POstOffice.
MAILS RECEIVED

MAILS RECEIVED
Week Days.
From West-6.47, a. M; 4.31 p. m.
From East-11.11 a. M; 6.27 p. m.
MAILS CLOSE AT POSTOFFICE
Week Days.
Going West-10.40 a. M; 3.15, 800
p. m.
Going East-6.15 a. m.; $50 p. m.
Registered mail should be at post
office half an hour before mail closes.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-12-28
WEATHER IN ELLSWORTH.

For Week Ending mt Midnight Tuesday
Dec. ~, 1921.
From observations taken at the power
station Of the Bar Harbor & Union River
Power Co., in Ellsworth. Precipitation is
given in inches for the twenty-four hours
ending at midnight.
Weather Precip-
Temperature conditions itation
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1921-12-28

FRIDAY, Dec 30-"IN WALKED MARY"
featuring winsome June Caprice offers
romance like the bloom of Dixie roses
She'll walk into your heart, too. Added
attraction, HAROLD LLOYD in THE
FL1RT." Travelogue and Cartoon.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-03-18
IT'S A SAD LOT To-
Be A MAYOR NOW
SAYS EX-0F F|C|AL.
SOUTH CAROLINA MAN SHOUTS
"GLORY BE" AS HE is RELIEVED
FROM OFFICE AFTER ST.
YEARS OF SERVICE.

Marion s G. March 1S-A police
mans 10, saro ,ho ufroto onss.r. +,
''"" . '''' sun '"> "'' ....,.
'He o'u opeFa''' S"'''e' n "'' ' arg.
one, but compared to the JOB OF o"in.
mayor of this town the hobbies" o.
rho sone ,yaro without = care In m,
n.,. ., r.h,,, i,.
opinion OF rainier " 'onnsot 49,.
u'ch ~ p'N''e me "''' ., ,'N No. n,,
pll'''e lo'' "'P'''
eApresS'oN'
His retirement, MI, Johnson an
hounces Joylully was ny request J..
folks indicated mat ineE d'aiI N'1
hlm as mayor again ny Fo'IA- "''
down, and as editor OIL the Ma''"
star the eN-maIor promptly Hh""i''
editorIalIy glory De.
One said Mr. Johnson, comment
ing on ways Of his fellow tOWnsmer
during his six years in office and em
blowing the plural tense sacred to edi
tors and kings, called US gentle
man and was promptly olugged by one
who said We were a bum.
,.Thav heappd All the troubles OF
tho universe upon our weary balC
nn,e-and then they lifted an oar bur
dans from us by beatin' us at ar
elec,ion. GLORY be-"
Here are some Of the things tn.
av.mavor notad during his six Yea g.
as "the nnblic COMPLAINT box an
foot wiper".
We have settled land disputes
family disuutes dog disputes and
some unfair accounts
We have haen insulted disguised
snat nnon and imnosed ,lpon.
We have locked ND culprits for
wrong doing and then puyipd them
,hair niece of limbo
ave have heen blamed for stoppel
sswars hlockad streets heavenly
showers moor taIenhona service and
tho nrasant nrice If cotton
wa bovo haon cursed for cutting
dawn trees ana threatened with deatl
tor alIowinp othar trees ia stand
..yUa hayo haon hIackIistad far the
h,,n, rorl, ~ ono nolicenan ana ostra
ni1aa sor mo star,;ng work of another
Wa hava haen called q liar unit,
,,e almoot believe If
"Wa have hecoma widely known ~
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-03-18
JAPANESE WOMEN
WANT EQUAL SUFFRAGE

Toxic, March lS-"Japanese women
are beginning to awake to their real
position" declared Representative
lChinOmiya in the Diet while favOring
the bill to abolish the law which pre-.
vents women from attending political
meetings or joining political assocta.
tions. The measure which was sup.
ported by members of all parties in
the House is regarded as an import,
ant step in the emancipation of ia
panese women.
Socialism and women's suffrage.
continued Representative Ichinomiya.
who belongs to the governmental sci
yukai party, constitute the two great
streams of the worldwide social
movement. The women of Japan are
coming into contact with the broad
current of international thought. It
is quite natural and right that the fair
sex should under these Circumstance
es, aspire to share with men. political
privileges.
THE women are now allowed 10
discuss and read journals and books
dealing with political problems. ana
tend political meetings. This is at
once absurd and unwise and if the
government does not make way for
the natural claim of the women the
time may come when the authorities
may find themselves forced to do so
through the evergrOwing pressure Of
the progressive times
Representative MatSumotO. indie
pendent, was another warm advocate
of the proposed change. In giving
the 10000 900 women of Japan" he
said. "a chance of acquiring political
knowledge the government will take
a broad strike toward real, national
development Women should not only
be admitted into public meetings of
political significance. but should also
be entitled to the right OF organizing
political bodies of their own if oCca-
sion requires. The selfawakening Of
the fair sex is fact that cannot be
gainsaid Society has attained such
a marked advancement that. without
political knowledge and comprchen-
sion, no women can he competent
wives and mothers in the future"
Not only should the Objectionable
regulation be abolished in the opinion
OF Representative Koyama of the Ken
sefkai opposition party, but the law
forbidding laborers to organize unions
should be done away with. "The
time has passed" emphasized the
speaker, when women and lanorers
can be pressed down with IMMUNITY
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-03-18
Polish Melodies,

The Poles have remained slngnlarly
Tree from eastern influence. Their
melodlC invention is sometimes rather
UNITED, but their tunes are always
wonderfully emhelliShed, and they Of
ten make use of difficult intervals
which would seem to be more suitable
for an instrument than for the voice.
The effect of these songs is sad but
full of interest and in hearing them
II is easy to realize that Chopin was
. thoroughly national" composer.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-03-18

Try q Want AID In the Free Trader
Journal for Quick Results.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-01-31
TWO ARE KILLED
 IN IRISH AMBUSH Officer and One Man Slain and Six Wounded In Attack
 Upon Lorry
By Associated Press

Belfast, January 30.--( Special )--An officer and one man were wounded seriously and six others slightly when a lorry in which the officer and 12 men of other ranks were riding was ambushed last night in the vicinity of Terenure, quiet residential district on the south side of Dublin bomb was exploded and shots were fired at the lorry, to which the soldiers replied vigorously.
 One of the members of the ambush ing party which was surprised by 1nili- tary forces Friday at Coachford, Coun ty Cork died in hospital here today of wounds received in the enga cement. It appears the party had trenched the road running from Cork to .Macroom. The meroers of the party who escaped carried off and concealed their slightly wounded comrades, but were obliged to abandon the five seriously wounded
 Constable Clarke, who was wounded recently at Stranooden, County Mona ghan when his comrades were killed, also died in hospital today. A police patrol was fired on near Virginia, County Cavan, last night. The police returned the fire and three of the at tacking party were seen to fall. There were no police casualties.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-01-31
REED AND WALSH
 IN VERBAL ATTACK
Missouri Senator AssaiIs State Department for Urging De-
 portation of 0'GaIIahan
By Associated Press

Washington. January SO-The state de- partment, in recommending the deporta- ! tion of Donal J. O'Callaghan, lord may CT of Cork, ordered him back to prison Or death" Senator Reed of Missouri declared in an address here today in which he as- serted America hitherto always had wei comed political refugees and held it's guns ready to fire in their defense. '' The Missouri senator, speaking at a mass meeting held under the auspices of the American committee for relief in Ire land which damned local theatre. added
 Let any government do this deed, and curses, hatred and contempt will be, and ought to be, visited on the perpetrators of that act for hundreds of years to come speak as senator of the United States and part of responsible gov ernment.'
 The United Sttaes, in it's year of pride and greatness" had renounced it's tradi- tional attitude toward those seekiug refuge on it's shores. Senator Reed con tinued, and a patriot who is forced to come from abroad in secret is told that he cannot remain, because, forsootb, ha did not come in cabin.N
 Senator Walsh of Massa chusetts, aG- dressing the meeting, declared that If such 2 struggle for independence as Ire land is making had happened i'll any other part of the world, with what en- thusiasm would not the United States hasten to recognize the newest of repub : lies. Asking whether the principle or self-determination as enunciated by the United States and it's allies was not, after all, humbug and hypocrisy" Sen ator Walsh asserted that the "saddest issue of the war was that the people of Ireland had been "nlisled in the belief that at least the day had come when tyranny would be removed from every part of the world.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-01-31
AMERICA HAS 57
 MAJOR DISASTERS
Red Cross Lists Serious Losses ot Life and Property Dur
 ing Past Year
By Associated Press

Washington, January 30.--Officias reports made public today by the na- tional headquarters of the American Red Cross list the number of major disasters" in the United States in 1920 as 57 and show the lost of 425 lives, injury to 27o0 people and property loss estimated at $11.250,O00. Relief extended by the organization totalled S7S0,0O0, not including the special con tributions of S500,000 expended for re- lief of victims of the Corpus Christi Texas, flood.
 A detailed analysis of the 57 major disasters reveals an unusual number of tornadoes which occurred during March, April and May, affecting losses in nearly 100 communities. Twenty two fires, three explosions. six floods elcvn tornadoes and cyclones two storms and cloudbursts, five ship wrecks. two typhoid epdeinics. three wrecks and accidents, one general re- lief problem, one grasshopper plague in North Dakota and tha continuation ef relief for drought victims in Mon tana and North Dakota, are named as the principal causes of distress in the United States for the year 1920.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-01-31
REPUBLICANS PLAN TO ASSEMBLE PARTY
 DATA IN SOUTHLAND
By Associated Press

Washington, January 3o-The republic an national committee is preparing to in- yestigate party conditions in the south for the purpose of recommending changes in the apportionment of delegates to the next national convention.
 Will H. Hays. national chairman, today announced the makeup of the commit tee which will conduct the inquiry in uc- cordance with resolutions adopted by the Chicago convention. Mir. Hays will be ex officio chairman. Other members are: Representative c. Bascomb Slemp, yir- ginia; Earle Kinsley, national committee man, Vermont, and R. P. Howell. na- tional committeeman, Nebraska.
 The investigation" committee state- ment said. may result in something of revolution in the republican party or ganization in the south, and perhaps even complete reconstruction in tha, region."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-01-31
CHICAGO ATTORNEY
 ASKS CONGRESS TO
 INVESTIGATE LANDS
By Associated Press

Chicago. January 30.-Thomas J. Sutherland, an attorney who recently filed petition to Congress with Cons gressman William F. Mason asking an investig gation of Judge Kenesaw M. Landis' connection with baseball while still holding federal position, tonight wrote to Congressman Mason, refusing to reply with the latters request that the petition be modified.
 MT. Sutherland said that Mir. Mason had written him virtually refusing to present the petition in it's present form,' and asking that changes be made because it seemed to, be q re- Election on the federal courts us a whole He further quoted MT. Mason as saying that The gloried in the fact that man of Judge I.andis' caliber and standing had been prevailed upon to take charge of Americas sport