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The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-11
FOR TAX COMMISSIONER.

We are authorized to announce
las. III. MORELAND. of Paris Pre-
cinct No. 2. as a candidate for Tax
Commissioner of Bourbon County
with VIRGIL TUCK" Barton, of
Miliersburg, as Deputy, subject to
the action of the Democratic voters
Of Bourbon county.
We are authorized to announce
John ]. REDMON, of the North
Middletown precenict, as candi-
dAte for Tax Commissioner of Bour-
bon county, with THOMAS TAUL,
Of Paris, as deputy, subject to the
action of the Democratic voters Of
Bo1I bon county.
FOR DEPUTY TAX COMMITS
SIONER.
Ben Woodford, Jr., will make the
race for Deputy in connection with
Walter Clark as Tax Commissioner
in Bourbon County, subject to the
action of the Democratic party.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-11
That,s the Way 1t L.

Uncle Bill Bottietop says that too
few people lay by anything for a rainy
day and roo many lay by something
mr. n xLry HSell. xsl.sAxiuu SA4lE.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-11
the BOURBON news
Established 1879 Years Of Con.
tinuous Publication
Published Every Tuesday and Friday
Ps Year. 5000 Months. 81. 90
Payable in Advance.
SWIFT CHAMP. Editor and Owner.

sEntereds at the Paris, Kentucky,
Postoface as Mail Matter Of the
Second Class.)
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Taxi Cab Service

When you want taxi cab service,
any hour of the day or night, call
us. Cumberland phone Z, or Home
phone 428.
THE PARIS TAXI CO.,
(24-tf) 10 Main Street
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-11
FOR SHERIFF.

hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the Democratic nom-
1nation for Sheriff OF Bourbon
County at the Primary Election in
August, 1921. When elected
Sheriff my Deputies will be Bob
Gilkey and Doug Thomas, Sr.
J. o. MARSHALL.
r. ED BEDFORD, candidate for
Sheriff of Bourbon County. respect
-silfy solicits your support and in
fcence.
David E. Clark and W. Fred Link,
Equities.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1921-01-11
Wanted

Furnished apartment for light
Housekeeping, by couple without chil-
dren. Reference furnished by Paris
parties Inquire of BOURBON
NEWS. (dec3-tD
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FUR FOREIGN REPRESENTA-.

New York-American Press Asso-
station.
- ehicago-Lord & Thomas.
Philadelphia-N. w. Ayers & Son
Atlanta-Massengale Adv. Agency
cincinnati-Blaine Thompson Co.
Louisville-Star -Lowman Co.
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Wanted

Clerks. (men, women) over II.
for Postal Mail Service. $3.50
month. Examinations January
Experience unnecessary. For tree
particulars. write ]. Leonard, (for-
mer Civil Service Examiner) o3s
Equitable Building, Washington,
D. G.. (ady)
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-03-09
ALLIES MUST PAY
BIG WAR BILL Of
BANKRUPT GREECE
(By United Press.)

Athens, March 9-King Constan-
tine will not go to Smyrna and Greece
will abandon the war against Musta-
pha Renal and the Turks-unless the
allies foot the bill.
Despite declarations and reports to
the contrary by the King himself, the
above deduction is the viewpoint of
conservative Greek statesmen and en-
tente diplomats in Athens.
King Constantine's spread-eagle
promises of leading his people to Con-
stantinople has been all bluff, it is
now admitted.
At the present time King Constan-
tine has diplomatic cold" At the
same time, the provincial propaganda
is working. Almost daily the gov
eminent papers print petitions from
theMacedonian, Thracian and Pellipo-
sian peasantry entreating the King
not to imperil his life by "going to
Smyrna" The peasants Loyalty point
out that His Majesty's life belongs to
Greece, not to himself.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-03-09
CAPTURE HUGE
WHALE AT FORT MYERS

Fort Myers, March 9-Lee Mason
Of haywood, KY, and F. S. Hughes
of Lancaster, KY, winter residents
here, capped the climax of a winter
long series of unusual fishing adven-
lures and feats by finding" whale
and having the mammal towed ashore
The two Kentuckians, fishing in
lower San Carlos bay, sighted the
whale, which had lost it's way and
was aground in the shadows and
sandbars about a mile off Sanibel Is
land lighthouse, A deep cash in the
whales back and side indicated that
it had been in collision with YES
sci and evidently had been hit by the
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-03-09
From the Royal Palace emanates

From the Royal Palace emanates
the information that His Majesty is
not at all displeased over the solicit
tiousness of his subjects. Smyrna at
best is cold, barren, desolate place
in winter.
The chief fear in Royalist circles,
however, is that the Venizelists will
make capital out of any failure to
carry out prediction pledges. In
this event, it is planned to have the
King pay a two or three day visit to
the front. In no case will he assume
personal command of the troops.
As to Greece's abandoning the war
against Turkey, it is pointed out that
Greece today cannot even pay the in
terest on her former loans. For more
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-03-09
propeller. 1t was in its death throes
when sighted.
RECORD CROPS STORED
IN COUNTRY'S GRANERIES.

Washington, March 8 ~ Larger
stocks of grain were held on farms
March this year than on that date
in any other year in history. Wheat
was the only exception, the holding in
1915, the year following the only
billion-bushel crop, having exceeded
this years holdings by 100000
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PAGE5

DuSheIS. ~ Nh
Almost half of the country's rs-
cord corn crog of lastysar remained
in farms March l, more than q qrar-
ter Of the wheat crop and almost half
of the large crop of oats, according
to the department of agrieatzres
estimates announced today.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-03-09

than the past quarter of a century
Greece has continually borrowed mon
ey. Virtually none of the principal
has been paid.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-03-09
STRANGLED TO DEATH
WITH MOUTHFUL OF SAND.

Tampa, March 9 = Inhaling
mouthful of dry sand, when he STUN
bled and fell, 10-months-old Webster
Murrill, son of B. W. Murrill, farm
er of Brandon, strangled to death in
his fathers arms this afternoon be-
fore physician could be secured.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-03-09

Ask your dealer for 'Virginia-
Martinez" Ciger. Clearest of clear
Havan4
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-03-09

Ask your dealer for Virginia
Martinez" Ciger. Clearest of clear
Havana.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-03-09
ON" Chocolate Comes from that
Continent Below the Equator
BUICK GARAGE

IN THAT country Of tropical forests and jungles,
South America, grows the "Caracas' tree, the
nuts of which produce the chocolate used in
The Velvet Kind
The nuts of this tree are gathered by natives,
packed to the backs of animals and trans
ported to the coast where they begin their
long Journey to us-and to you
In The Velvet Kind Ice Cream, only genuine natural
avor barring all imitation favors and extracts This to-
gether with created formula patents APP
Piled for process) by which make
with Nature ingredients cream pure and pure cane
the wholesome and pure Ice
Cream made.
We do not use geLatius, gums starch filters.
1t exce goodness and purity that od-fashoned kind
Mother made For sake the genuine
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1921-03-09

We strickly guarantee our
work and material. Our policy
is mo cure--no pay"
RTTTCK GARAGE
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24

same ez eff he had aim ter do 1t. II
wuz case Of human creetur beatin'
de bull-frog at de bull-frog's own bust
ness.
when de whistlin' er de win done
died out, dem frogs raised a racket
'roun dat pom, which Eph, at home in
bed under kiver, swo' wuz de grave
yard rabbit bellerin'. Hadn' er been
fer his passin' dat place atterward
en- seem de 'citement he raised 'mongs'
dem frogs he'd a b'lieved 1t wuz de
graveyard rabbit tell yit.
Heap er folks don b'lieve his tale,
noway, cause dey say dat mex day
some boys foun' Ephs gun in de grave
yard leanin' 'gainst a tombstone, en-
a whisky bottle rammed cork end
down'ards in de muzzle ez eff Eph had
been tryin' TO load up his gun wild de
wrong machine. Dey say he wuz drunk
dead drunken dat 'uz all dey wuz
to IT,"
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
Signed Mayflower Compact.

The forty-one male passengers,
heads of families, who signed the
compact on the Mayfower were: John
Carver, William Bradford, Edward
Winslow, William Brewster, Isaac AL
lerton, John Allerton. Myles Standish,
John Alden, Samuel Fuller Christie
pher Martin William Mullins, William
White, Richard Warren, John How
land, Stephen Hopkins, Edward lilly,
John 'Tilly, Francis Cook, Thomas
Rogers. Thomas Tinker John Ridg-
dale, Edward Fuller, John Turner,
Francis Eaton, James Chiffon, John
Crackston, John Ellington, Moses
Fletcher, John Goodman, Degary
Priest, Thomas Williams, Gilbert
Winslow, Edward Margeson, Peter
Brown, Richard Britterige, George
Soule. Richard Soule, Richard Clark,
Richard Gardiner, Thomas English,
Edward Dotey and Edward Leister.
With the passengers came also fifteen
male servants. They bore the names
of Carter, Copper, Ely, Holbeck, Hooke,
Langmore, Latham, Minter, Moore,
Proven. Sampson, Story, Thompson.
Trevore and Wilder.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24


1--WE heard folks say it's all foolish
ness TO say you can't kill graveyard
rabbit; but got yit to see one dat's
been kilt. Dey had 1t one day dat Harry
Jackson kilt one; but 'twuz all tale.
Harry had kilt a plain OLE common
rabbit; en- when de neighbors heard
bout 1t, some of 'em drapped in TO see
Harry bout dis en- dat jes' 70 dinner.
Harry up en- toll 'em 'twuz a grave
yard rabbit; en- dey drapped back out
widout waitin' fer dinner.
"Op Eph Bidlow say when he wuz
young, he let de white folks talk him
into b'lievin' dat you could kill a
graveyard rabbit; en- de day afOre
Thanksgivin' he tuck down his double
BARI muzzle loader, en- went after a
rabbit what folks KEEP seem in GER
tain graveyard.
well, sir, not long after he got to
de graveyard en- wuz a-settin' 'ginst
tree watchln' de leaves in de win,
up q rabbit jumped, en- hoped on top
Of q tombstone, en- grinned at Eph.
Den Eph, bein' hongrey fer Thanks
givin' dinner outer rabbit stew, tuck
good aim, en- damned aloose. De rab-
bit jumped up en- let de load pass
under him. Wild dat Eph took good aim
agin, en- damned away wild de udder
BARI. Ag'ln de rabbit jumped up,
en- let de load pass under him. Den
Uhiln ENh CT RIM ot do rahhif
de rabbit tuck en- danced on de tomb
stone, en- turnt somerset er two.
Den look like 1t change It's min,
en- got mad. 1t jumped down en-
kicked up It's benin legs 'twel leaves
wuz fallin' all over de graveyard. Den
It snorted at Eph. Fire tuck and shot
out its eyes, en- out fits nose. en- out
IFS mouf; en- 1t KEEP snortin' at Eph !;
Ell ev'y time it snorted de blaze would
reach plum to Eph. Eph say he whirl
'roun' to go, ell slipped en- fell. He
lit smack on top a grave; en- somp'n
in de air growl tur'ble at him. Den
Eph gid one jump; en- went plum
over de graveyard fence, en- landed
In de middle er de big road. He
bounce back fun de groun' like a rub
Der ball shootin off a brick wall; en-
when he lit agin, up he bounced ag'in I;
en- so on, 'twel de fO'ce er de fus
bounce had played out. Soon ez he
could, he lit out.
well sir; de path he tuck wuz
so full er creeks, en- bitches, en- logs,
dat it look like he had to jump all de
way home stidder runnin' It dair.
Away he went: 'Kerblickety bunk !
blunkety blick blickety bunk /" maxim
time dat nd er made 1t interestin' fer
any rabbit.
"He. had to pass by pom whar de
bull-frogs wuz thickern leaves in win
ter. When dey heard de win ro'ln',
en- de groun' a-rumblin', dey looked out
en- seed a sight dey aim never seem to
forgot. Dair wuz a man rikoshayin'
along like a rock skippin on water,
en- yit a missin' all de bumps en- logs
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24

continued using it until had taken
eight bottles. Now l am very well and
can do my own housework. l can gladly
recommend Lydia e. Pinkham's medicine
to suffering women. Mrs. BERTHA
LlERING, R. F. D., Ravenswood, w. Va.
The ordinary day of most housewives
a a ceaseless treadmill of washing,
cooking, cleaning, mending, sweeping,
busting and caring for little ones. How
much harder the tasks when some de-
rangement Of the system causes head
aches, backaches, bearing-down pains
and nervousness. Every such woman
should profit by Mrs. Liering's expert
ence. Remember this, for over forty
years Lydia z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has been restoring health.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
THE TURKEYS LAST LAMENT
Birds Ante-Mortem Statement DwelIs
PatheticalIy on the lngratitude
Displayed by Mankind.

It's a gay life. And / haven't weak
ened yet.
The boss feeder isn't as mean as
used TO think him.
He restricts my liberty, it's true,
but the eats are great. A double por-
ton of shelled corn for breakfast.
Twice as much for dinner. Hot mash
for supper. I'm getting fat, positively (;
had to let out my waist feathers two
notches this morning.
Gratitude well becomes the boss.
Didn't l chase the bugs out of the gar
den last summer? l have much to be
thankful for.
Here comes the boss now. I'll give
him the raZZ. GObble! Goblet
But have strange misgivings. Isn't
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
There Was No Reply,

Robert Perry, age six, is the son
of Paul Perry, OF Greensburg. Like
all boys of school age, he is of an
inquisitive turn Of mind, and frequent
ly asks questions of his father which
bring only a grunt in reply.
At dinner the other evening Rob
ert was eating steak.
"Papa, what is steak? Where does
It come from?"
That was an easy one for papa,
and he promptly responded:
''From cows, son."
But he was not prepared for the
next one:
"From our two cows, papaT
indianapolis News.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
First weather Man."

An Englishman, Francis Gallon, was
the first real weather man. Cation
was cousin of Charles Darwin. He
was born in England in 1924. Whether
he was really able to forecast rain
and sunshine with more accuracy than
his successors is an open question; ;
but it is certain that he was the first
to attempt the charting, on a large
scale, of the progress of the elements
of weather. The methods devised by
him, in modified form, are used to this
day.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
Daily Short Story.

Potiphar Wampoodle had words with
his wife at breakfast about the way
the eggs we're cooked.
I'm tired of this sort of thing" he
declared. From here 1 so to the
river"
So he did.
He loafed around the river front,
kidded the boatmen, and even accepted
a little guaranteed hootch.
1t was very late when he wendell
his way homeward.
Then he had words with his wife
about some alleged pork chops he
found on the supper table.-Louisville
Courier-J Journal.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
Time Kept by Standard Clocks.

The time of the whole of the United
States east of the Rockies is regulated
by three standard clocks kept In an
underground vault at the naval obser-
vatory In Washington. These clocks
are wound by electricity, and their
beats are transmitted electrically
throughout the observatory; the vault
is never entered except in cases of
emergency.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
DON'T FEAR ASPIRIN
IF 1T Is GENUINE

Look for Name "Bayer" on Tablets,
Then You Need Never
Worry.
To get genuine "Bayer Tablets Of
Aspirin" you must look for the safety
"Bayer Cross" on each package and on
each tablet.
The "Bayer Cross" means true, world
famous Aspirin, prescribed by physi-
clans for over twenty-one years, and
proved safe by millions for Colds, Head
ache, Earache, Toothache, Neuralgia,
Lumbago, Neuritls, and for Pain in
general. Proper and safe directions
are in each unbroken "Bayer" package.
Advertisement.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
THE THANKS OFFERING.
BY Cora A. Matson DoIson.

BY Cora a. Matson DoIson.
A little child with white and unmarried
soul
Has brought my life 10 seem one perfect
whole.
Here TO the altar will bring my child.
Feet yet untaught TO walk are undehled.
Here. while the sacred drops fall on his
brow.
VIII with lips and heart respond in vow
That this the choicest gift the year has
given
Shall be by me held as In trust from
heaven.
Copyright. 1921. western Newspaper Union.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24

anu ullldilllildIi 6O
that l was not able
to do my homework.
/ consulted several
doctors but none
seemed to give me
relief. / read in a
paper about Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound 80
Il decided to try it,
and before the first
bottle was gone /
found oTaot raliaf On
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
Make Your Own OPPORTUNITIES.

When you feel the fancied greater
opportunities of other fields Juggling
at your sleeve just hold q short COM
munion with yourself and remember
that it's the man and not the line which
achieves success. You will then de-
eide that there is nothing better than
the work you are doing and that you
make your own opportunities by the
spirit You put into your task every
day of the year.-Selected.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
cutlcura for Sore Hands.

Soak hands on retiring in the hot suds
of Cuticura Soap, dry and rub in Gu
ticura Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This is
only one Of the things Cuticura will do
If Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used
for all toilet purposes. Advertisement.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
Spud Murphy's Girl.

Spud Murphy says: II don't mind
that girl of mine bein' stuck on her
folks, but I'm darned If 1 know why
she thinks that every time 1 call It's
up to her to bust out the family album"
The Leatherneck.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
BOSCHEES SYRUP
AlIays Irritation, Soothes and Heals
Throat and Lung Inflammation.

The almost constant irritation Of
cough keeps the delicate mucous men,
brane of the throat and lungs in a con-
gested condition, which Boschee's Syrup
gently and quickly soothes and heals.
For this reason 1t has been a favorite
household remedy for colds coughs,
bronchitis and especially for lung
troubles In millions of homes all over
the world for the last f1fty-five years,
enabling the patient to obtain q good
nights rest, free from coughing, with
easy expectoration in the morning.
You can buy Boschee's Syrup wherever
medicines are Observation-Disclosures
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
cYnIel

The principal trouble with matri-
mony is that you can't marry a girl
and still want to sit alone with her
In the dark.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
SUFFERED seven
LONG YEARS
Finally Relieved by taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Ravenswood, W. Va.-''For seven long
years / suffered from female trouble
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
GOLDMEDAL.
49, !: Ig on
W. gaNEUK79 %p

The National Remedy Of Holland for over
200 years; II Is an enemy of all pains re-
sultng from kidney, liver and uric acid
troubles. All druggists, three sizes.
Look fer tho nAmo Gold Medal on every boz
and accept no imitation
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24

In spirit crushed
he turned
away,
Toiled Ger his
cash with
w o r ri e d
brow,
And sighed, I've
got enough
to pay
r or cheese
and crack
ers anyhow.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24

If the racket Of the fire engine never
loses its thrill, you're young.
The Yale expositor., 1921-11-24
BETTER
DEAD

Life Is a burden when the body
Is racked with pain. Everything
worries and the victim becomes
respondent and downhearted. To
bring back the sunshine take
The Washington times., 1921-11-09
CARD CROOKS AT WORK.

Your column IS so widely read
that / feel l should ask the use
of il to give warning to large num-
bers of Washingtonians going to and
returning from the Pimlico races
that there are card sharks working
on those trains, according to rail-
road trainmen, and that they have
been "skinning" many suckers"
out of large sums of money.
They work on both the Pennsyl-
vania and B. and o. roads. shift
ing their personnel. Their principal
game. trainmen say, is banker and
broker" although they are adopts
at other games Of cards.
Conductors have orders to stop
card games aboard the trains, but
hate to interfere unless 1t Is pretty
evident that there are crooks at
work. 1t is quite difficult to de-
tect a shrewd card shark.
Young men who allow themselves
to be roped into games with absolute
strangers do not deserve much SYM
pathy but still blissful ignorance
and foolhardiness should be pro-
tected. IL possible.
Washington detectives might get
useful information II sent along with
the special race trains for few
trips. oboEn'
The Washington times., 1921-11-09
"U NKN o w N"

"Unknown," We say, but, Is 10 90.
because Just you and Z don't know
The heroes Of the battlefield.
Who fought and died. our cause 20
Unknown" that word seems 80 mis-
placed,
when applied 10 heroes who have faced.
The ordeal OF tho battles strife,
And paid for us. the prico-~ith hfo.
"Inkno,sn," NO, never let ms say,
That word Of those who have passed
away,
or those who gave their lives for u.s.
Who made our victory glorious.
We may not know them by their name.
They were our brothers, just the same.
Our fathers. or perhaps our sons,
And n not ours-they were someone'si
Someone's who. thank God. can claim
An offspring OF untarnish~d fame.
And In our memory they snail live.
Let US all. loves tribute give,
To all the brave lads who have gone.
To the unknown-their final bourn,
Rejoice, and east aside all grief.
For on the morrow comes peace. relief.
For God hath said. that those who give
their lives for others,
Again shall live.
God, does not ask. WHO may THEY be.
He said that, THEY shall live with
me-"
They-tho zones we call unknown.
win be the closest TO Gods throne,
II we are faithful In nfe's race,
Wen see them thore.--Yes-face to
face.
And we--no doubt will be surprised,
For there, THEY will be recognized.
For no greater gift, can man o'er give.
Than give his life. that others live.
All this, our noble boys have done.
We nve,-for THEY. the victory won.
So never say UNKNOWN. we pray
Remember them. and these words say:
Here lies the one l loved 80 well,
of his good traits, I love TO tell,
i was In danKer---sore distressed
That noble fellow did his best;
He took my place mid battle din;
Ny life, my all, ! owe to him.
He fell while answering duty's calls
For me he gave his life. his all.
He fought for Right; our Flag; our
His efforts were supremeiy grand.
He saved our Honor-A.ives and Home.
And to US ALL HE Is WELL KNOWN.
His name-what matter what II bo-
Wen claim him rs our own. you sec,
For he WAS pure gold. without alloy
This brave and loyal soldier boy?
Wen think of him while time shall last,
And Of his bravery Of the past.
And may we all some day atone,
For calling our own boy-"UN-
KNOWN"
PANsY BUSH.
The Washington times., 1921-11-09

WHY THEY DO 1T.
WE FANS WHO WRITE FOR
HEARD AND SEEN
DO so JUST FOR THE FUN WE
GET FROM 1T;
ALSO TO SEE OUR NAMES IN
PRINT;
BENEATH OUR DOUBTFUL
LINES OF WIT.
+. j. SCHWAB.
The Washington times., 1921-11-09

SAY! nov 5AIo nv SON
WOULD o8T WE'LL iFBe
vot,owuo So.s MSrRucr,oss.
AN Ar1sa ae % TAHEn
tooe oopn Ra ONE YeAa
The Washington times., 1921-11-09
NOT A BIT EXCITING.

WAS the movie picture good?"
Rather dull"
Nothing exciting, eh?"
"Well, the heroine jumped from
a train to an aeroplane; was carried
over the precipice In an automobile,
and was left standing on the deck
of a submarine when 1t submerged,
but there wasn't anything you could
call exciting"
DUKE WAGNER
The Washington times., 1921-11-09
OUR NEIGHB RS.

often tOonder II the characters
IN the comic strips nept 10 the G.
o. G. do not pause long enough to
read t0ise crack or tao and laugh
DUMBBELL.
The Washington times., 1921-11-09

II is not surprising that clouds
come in for criticism. They live
high, are often dissipated, and
can nearly always be classed
with the vets. SIMP.
The Washington times., 1921-11-09

1t seems to me to be a toss
up Uhether eczema got its name
from Czechoslovakia or Czecho-
sLovdkia from eczema. EUery
time / see either my skin begins
to itch.
RESINOL PETE.