The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1921-04-30

unity l1GlG 10 StltI8lD. VI = - - -
Harris president; Mrs. Charles
Moody, secretary.
Zip Reports
/ Sunday morning we put on our long
coat and plug hat and visited a little
forth side church. We were usiered
up TO the rostrum and seated before
we knew that we were supposed TO
belong to the clergy. All well and
good, but imagine this brothers and
sisters, we have with us this morning
distinguished minister who has been
in the field for a number of years and
who for a few moments will break to
you the bred Now, we had been
into the field lots of EN- corn, coal
and what noD, and breaking bread
was our speciality, but we saw we
were expected to preach or embar-
rass the assistant pastor, who
guessed at us-by hat and coat and
shape of our head. So looking out
the window, we motioncd frantcally
to an imaginary passerby and hurried
out-NEVER to rcturnl We broke
marry piece of bread-and do not
know who did.
We met the representative OF the
Star Literary Society, who habitually
visits the Standard each Sunday. lie
was Kicking because no one invites
him to make an address. We know
that he is we'll read Beatrice Fairfax,
The Man Around the Town, You
Know En- and the Lash are among
the works into which his research has
extended He is c. +. D. Q. (Cham-
pion Flat-foot Diner OUT. Class
1921.
The distinguished Dramatic Rcade9
who is a favoritc of several entrants
in the contest in oratory has con
scented to read one of the selections
by Ye Editor of the Clubs. 1t is d
screaming scream in mirth and sa-
tire, featuring a popular cantata. She
has read this number successfully IN
repertoire.
Zip has sent his famous Jews Harr
to London for repair and tonng; 1t IS
possible that in encore his trusty
mouth organ will again be heard! The
last time Zip appeared in public with
his musical creation, every cat in the
neighborhood had promptly respond
cd to the window-sills and door steps,
willie the whole of dogdom had as
promptly faded into oblivion not to
reappear until the close of the beau
tiful selection. Zip said something
about the power of music upon man
and beast Yes, sirl Very powerful
it was and will be at the contest.
An Open Letter to Zip.
Dear Zip:
whoever you be | do not know or
care, but | want you to know that |
i t,.,a Ara
as entertaining personally as you are
in your writing? Are you married or
single? Are you a church person,
do you dance or are you above spe-
cial parties, or what about you. dear
Zip? Now | am really in earnest and
EXPECT reply. | am personally
interested. A. ADDRESS"
lips Reply to "a"
MY dear "A:
Il am the Whip Clubs prodigy.
Can do anything, evcrything-and, on
the O. t., | do most things-except
drink corn liklSer.' | can't do it. As
for dancing, can an elephant try?
What do you mean special parties?
If you mean the Kimona or pa,
well, | never wore 'em yet, but
suppose | might can fill the role
OF a singer, essayist, orator, writer,
struments, AM A JEWS HARP
FOOL Very bashful; extra hand
some around the ears, only-oh, yes,
an, afraid Of blackjack and gun
too. Thassalll Yours for Peace, al
ways. ZIP OF / HE WIFE,.
THE WHIP CLUBS CONTEST
IN oRAToRY.
First Contest.
Clubs entered:
Fisher Memorial Literary.
Story Tellers' Literary.
Bethel Beacon Lights Literary.
Young Mems Social Unity Club
Social.
Young Ladies' Cosmopolitan Club
Ath. Lit. Social
Calvary Circle Social and Religious.
Epsilon Omega Social and Literary.
Gone ladies' club disqualified. En-
trance open this week.
Second Contest (for July Still OPEN.
Information for contestants: Now,
please get busy. Six weeks arc yours
TO do the best and win.
nv ANNblOf any PNiaOh " +fNcai ~
nativity AFRICAN or American, etc..
Literature: Any class of written or
printed matter,
Oratory is self-explanatory.
Manuscripts for reference may be
RETAINED by the orator
Note.-The largest church in the
world has been secured for this con
test on the 18th day of June at 2
Lo'clock p. NJ, Thirty-hrst and South
Park Avenue Rev L. K. Williams,
pastor; Rev. J. II. Branham, assistant
pastor writer's, authors and pulpit
and platform orators have announced
their intention to be present upon
this Sunday afternoon. The literat
from Detroit Cleveland and New
York have sent notice that they in
tend to be present OIL this date. For
further information address Club
Editor
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
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