Bisbee daily review., 1921-01-27
ABOUT THEM MOUNTAINS

ABOO HEM mOON AIMS
 Gosh. What wont science do next?
 Along comes Prof. Lawson. of the University of California wi;n the an nouncement yesterday morning that mountains in California have all got the roaming habit and that Tamalpais and Mount Hamilton, among others, are walking up and down the coast whenever they feel like 1t.
 That aint, right X mountain dint got no business walking around the country. There ought to be a law against it. They may stand for that rough stuff out in California but it sure wouldn't go out here. And no self-respecting Arizona mountain would do such a thing, anyway. May be, though, the California mountains got the roaming around habit from trying to keep away from real estate dealers who wanted to chop 'em up into town lots.
 It would be funny. though, ii the mountains out here would get the ha- bit. What if Sac Hill should decide to take little walk down into Mex ico, The next morning the fellows who work down there would find only | d sign where the hill used to be: Gone to Mexico, be back in a few minutes"
 And wouldn't it look queer 10 wake up some morning. look down towards the border and see the HuachucaS and the Santa Ilita's chasing across the ] flats. holding hands and running around or playing pom-ponl-puiiaway. ! Or else to see the ol' Mule Mountains themselves, running around DiS3ee land giving everybody thc horse laugh. | No sir. that aim right. Mountains aiut got no business leaving home What ii you'd start to drive to the Chiricahuss some morning and the IChiricahuas would decide to kid you little bit and just move back a mile or so eycrytime you almost got 10 'em? And what if you'd get up on 1.-the divide some day and il would take notion to stroll up and pay a visit | to the mountains around Denver And who'd keep track of 'em Somebody'd have to be posted around here that knows every mountain m
 the country. Then, when flock oi strange looking mountains comes
 roaming up Main Street taking in the I
 and say: Them mountains belong
 over in the MOsOllon flock Seat G'wan back hOme.H
 Ii mountains has decided that walk ing around the country is sOod c2cr
 else, somebody ought to 70 out an0
 talk with 'cm and try to make 'en see how expensive traVviinE iS Inc lcommercial club or the taxpayers as ltcciation or E. Y. P. |. or somebody ought to appoint a committee riSh now to go out and talk with the Ora
 goons and HHachucas and try to ge
 'em 10 promise not to beat Il away from home some night when nobody
 aint looking. Gosh, If something ain
 done we may wake up some mornnS
 and find Bisbec being carried ovci
 into Arkansas.
 If. these here mouiitains that likes
 iu wander around could bC trained, | wouldn't be so bad. Then We coul'
 climb on 'cm and say: Fl PaSc
 Huachuca. and don't go too taS
 around turns" Or else we might sc' signs on 'em someday JuaI would Ssy l..Next mountain leaves for the coas in one hour Make reservations
 carly"
 , But if they can't be trained an' wont behave. then the lesislUtur' ought to pdss q measure making
 a felony for any mountain io lcaV'
 the state without giving two week
 notice.
 Its cinch, if Prof. Lawson wa right about mountains getting St iVitus dance, that something's sOtt' be done and done quick