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Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
THE CHEMICAL UNION

If you are not getting along very happily with the wife it is probably due to a chemical error. Consult your chemist at once
 Scientists have been Investigating matrimonial disturbances, and have reached a conclusion that much of the unhappiness is due to the fact oxygen types marry oxygen types. whereas they should marry nitrogen types, and vice versa
 It seems there Is the oxygen per son and the nitrogen person. The oxygen is the full blooded red faced party full of vigor, vim, enthusiasm and action. Oxygen types make great insurance agents, romantic actors. ef- ficiency school directors and roller skaters. The nitrogen is the calm, cool and easy going person with the I-must- see-a doctor before-an- other day passes attitude. Nitrogen types are predominant among office boys, department store salesladies. telephone girls, oyster openers and pastry cooks
 Matrimonial happiness is generally attained when the oxygen man weds the nitrogen woman. Then a happy medium is struck. Lou Tenegen and Geraldine Farrar went upon the rocks matrimoniaHy because they were a Coupel of oxygens, according to the scientists.
 It seems Lou never thought to ask Geraldine how she stood from a chemical standpoint, and Geraldine forgot to ask Lou a word about his oxygen. And the terrible truth is that thousands of young men and women are walking to the altar every day in the same sort of ignorance.
 
 Dearest, have one question to ask you before We go any further" every girl should say to her fianCe.
 What is it2'
 Are you an oxygen or a nitrogen man?"
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
THE ONCE OVER
By 1T. I. PHILLIPS

"A what2"
 Are you an oxygen man have you plenty of oxygen or do you run more to nitrogen?"
 "To be very frank, sweetheart, I run more to Gordon gin," the honest but confused mar should reply. This might satisfy her, but if not she could continue. the cross examination until she got the correct answer. After which:
 An, then we are suited we are chemically matedi"
 A little lyhic-something along this line: You be my oxygen husband and I'll be your nitrogen bride would then be in order.
 There's a great fiea for a play be- hind this oxygen nitrogen matter. A wonderful third act could be written in which the husband leaves the wife after this fashion:
 Husband daboring under great emotion): It's no use. I am going to leave you"
 Wife Gin amazement): Leave me, What have l done? What have done?
 Husband: It is for the best. {. I go.
 Wife (grabbing him and clinging 10 his knees after the style of Yale tacklel: Tell me what is the matter: Why are you desert ing me- Have I not tried 10 be d good wife to you?
 Husband: Yes.
 Wife: Have I not kept a good home for yUu2
 Husband: Yes
 Wife: Have | not tried to please you in every way?
 Husband. Yes
 Wife: Then why are you forsaking me-
 Husband (dramatically) You are too f1u of oxygen.
 tHe strides out. The wife shrieks and falls in faint as the chemically prepared curtain is dropped by two n1trogenOus stage handsl
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
A Suspension of Judgment

A cheap Kansas City alderman who has been arrested for soliciting and accepting bribe of $500 to pass ordinance granting to citizen the privi lege erecting garage, asks his friends to with hold judgment until they put in possession of all facts, of which he is yet willing tribute.
 The only known facts that the alderman introduced the ordinance than month ago; that the beneficiary of the proposed measure went to the mayor and the chief of police with story that the alderman had told him that the way would have to be greased with s500 that thereupon these officials about confirming the story. They direct ed the applicant to secure s509 in bills, mark them the presence the officials and contrive pass them the alderman that the transfer would be observed. All this done The alderman was arrested with the marked bills still in his possession
 Here seem to be enough facts to give judgment the word to go Still the alderman wants it held in leash until he think of some explanatory facts and that, surmise, will take good deal of time.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
About The State
cattIe Growers orasnizs


 GLOBE-The Globe-M Miami Cattle Growers association was organized at a meeting of permitees of the Crook national forest held in the superior courtroom yesterday
 The object of the association. as stated in the constitution, is to fur ther the livestock interests of Gfla county and especially those of the Crook nationa, forest, and to assist in the passage of laws that will help the cattle industry.EReeord.
 Rage Famous Tower
 PRESCOTT - One of the sights which for years has been of interest to tourists in Arizona, the wooden lookout tower on Promontory Butte near Snowflake is being wrecked after eight years service, and a steel tower probably will be erected in it's place. The lookout tower. which was erected on Promontory Butte in the Sitgreayes national forest, dur ing 1913, is 116 feet high and has been used as a fire lookout by the forest service. The tower still is in good condition. but rather than take any chances, the service has ordered it wrecked.-Courier.
 To Place Foundations
 TUCSON Foundations for the new centrifugal pump, that will boost water from the recently drilled uni versity well. win be placed in the next day or two, and before the end of the week it is hoped that the pump will be in operation. The new pump will force water into the main university reservoir. and is rated to deliver 400 gallons a minute This additional supply will provide a suf- ficient quantity of water for all pur- poses to the university grounds and buildings.-Star.
 Fairy tales are no longer allowed
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
Secretary Fall Will Leave For
 Arizona Today

FL PASO. Texas, Dec. f.-Secre- tary of the Interior A. B. Fall who was in Fl Paso today, attended a conference with the executive com rnittee of the Southwestern All-the- Year Round National Park associa- ton. The secretary expressed him self unofficially and as a citizen of New Mexico as favorable to the prof ect, which is for the establishment of a national park in southern New Mexico to include she Mescalero Apache Indian reservation and the land surrounding the Elephant Butte dam and lake.
 Secretary Fall leaves tomorrow for YIIrna. Ariz., and from there goes to Riverside. Cal. to attend the meeting of the League of the Southwest, which convenes December S.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
Head of John Morreu Packing Concern Dies
IRepublIcan A. P. Leased WireI

OTTUMWA. Iowa. Dec. 4.-J. H Morrell. president of the beef and pork packing establishment of John MorreIl and company here, was found dead in bed today. apparently the result of apoplexy.
 He had been in poor health several months and was slightly ill last night but seemed to improve. He fell asleep shortly before daylight and expired within an heyr
 Mir. MorrelI was born in EngNand about 50 years ago, but had lived in America most of his life. During the war he was a member of the Iowa state council of defense.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
Questions And
 AnsUers

(Any reader can get the answer to any question by writing The Repub- lican Information Bureau, Frederic J. Haskin, Director, Washington, D c. This offer applies strictly to in formation. The bureau cannot give advice on legal medical, and finan- cial matters. It does not attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to un- dertake exhaustive research on any subject. Write your question plain ly and briefly. Give full name and address and enclose two cents in stamps for return postage. All re- plies are sent direct to the inquirer)
 c. How many cities have adopted a commission form of government? Has any one abandoned it after hav- ing tried it? G. H. c.
 A. More than 300 cities of the United states have adopted a com mission form of government, notably. Buffalo, New York, New Orleans, Jersey City. Portland. Maine; St. Paul, oakland, Memphis, Des Moines and Galveston. Of the larger muni- cipalities, which have adopted the plan, two Denver and Salem. have abandoned it.
 0. What is the life" of a magnet? Fl. B. E.
 
 net, magnetiZed in any manner what ever, has never been determined. A magnet made of the best quality of steel, properly heat treated and aged and used under the best conditiong of service would probably deteriorate l only a negligible amount in the life time of a single observer. o. What are the names of the stars that form the Big Dipper? K. K. ha s.f Sfa a -S ] in the Big Dipper. beginning at the handle are: Alkaid. Mizar. Alith, l Megrez. Phegda, Merak and Dubhe. { o. Is the fur of an animal kept in i captivity as fine as one in the wild state? M. R. H.
 ] A. Sometimes the fur of an animal | kept in captivity is not as thick and i fine as that of an animal leading a natural life. The hide of an animal l artificially propagated in a climate materially warmer than its natural 1 habitat is not so fine as that of an animal who lives under natural con | ditious.
 c. Why does the wall paper over a steam radiator become so much more soiIed than the rest of the | room? Can this be prevented? M. R. p.
 A. The increased circulation of the air caused by the heat radiated from 7 a steam radiator carries the dust 1 from the floor to the walls adjacent to such radiator. If these walls are wiped off with a wall brush once a . week it will help.
 c. When paper money is totally destroyed by fire, is the government treasury enriched? c. A.
 A. When paper money is destroyed by fire. the United States treasury gains. since it is never called upor to redeem this paper currency.
 c. Has the picric acid furnished to farmers by the government prover
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

men on the pay rolls on November 30. than on october s1. or an increase of aimost one half of one per cent
 Paper. printing, lumber, iron and steel, automobile manufacturers and textile establishments all took on more hands, while railroad repair work, leather industries and food producing esta blishments reported a reduction of employees.
 In the departments list of clles, 40 showed more workers emFloyeds and 24 had decreases.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

The more we see now of Charles E. Hughes, the m we think he should have been turned loose in 1916 to manage his campaign. If that had been done and the national republican committee had been disbanded there would have been another story to tell. NIT. Hughes is yet young enough to be president
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
effieiaeioas for clearing farmers'


 land? C. p.
 A. The department of agriculture says that it has received many fla vorabie reports from farmers who have used the picric acid for clearing land. There still remains a consid- erable amount of this explosive which is available for such use
 O. When there is a question mark in a sentence which contains a quota tion, should the question mark come before or after the final quotation mark7 j. J.
 A. If the interrogation point refers only to the words quoted it must be placed within the quotation marks; if 1t refers to the rest of the con struction, it must be placed outside the quotation marks. F,xamples-He said: Do you likSto study?" Did he say, Do you like to study?
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
CATHOLIC pIeNIrARY DIES

MONTREAL. cue, Dec. 4.-Mon- signor F. K. de la Durantayea, vicar general of the Roman Catholic arch diocese of Montreal. died suddenly tonight at the Hotel Dieu hospital. where he had been patient. His body was found on the floor of his room
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
Steady Decrease IT, Unemployment
 Shown by Report
TRepubIIcan A. p. Leased Wire1

WASHINGTON, Dec. 4.-Unem- ployment continues to show a steady though slow decrease, according to monthly reports to the labor depart- ment. From its studies in 65 in dustrial centers. the department an nounced today that 1,42S of the larger employing centers had 2.219 more
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

Fatty Arbuckle's statement of his situation is oouched in such language that his attorneys will have to interpret it for his understanding of what he said.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

The who lays awake nights in tremor and sweat because hears all the worlds coal will be exhausted in 10000 years has the elements of pessimist in him.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
GREAT EXPECTATIONS

"The manager paid sybu great compliment How so?
 "IIe offered her a thinking part"
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

An uncontrolled imagination anay become ds surely intoricated by oUer-indulgence ds topper may do bodily aoith strong drink.
 Halliburton.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

When Marshal Foch returns to France he will have been made so many kinds of a doctor by American colleges that military character will be obscured.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

The greatest of soldiers and the greatest of chasms met face to face yesterday. As the Grand Canyon was unable to go Marshal Foch he came to 1t.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
nIPI OMACY

Now. do you really think you'n be satisfied with a mother-in- -law?'
 Madame if to obtain a mother-in- law like you that l fell in love with your daughter."Houston Post
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

The ten-day breathing spell congress has enT joyed should it fit for the uncompleted program
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

We hardly think that picketing the White House make any palmer to the president the unem- ployment situation and the need of the relief of it.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

We do not care what the conference does to our naval ships but we will balk at any limitation navel oranges
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06
BIBLE THOUGHT FOR TODAY

ADMIT THE MASTER Behold, stand dt the door, aud knock; # aug hear my Uoice and open the door, a0iH come in to him. and Uil sup acitt3 him. and he aUith me.
 He that hath an ear let hin hear ,Ohat tue Spirit sdith..ReU. 3:20 -22.
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

TUESDAY MORNING, DECEMBER $. 1921
Arizona republican., 1921-12-06

Fairy tales are no longer allowed to be told to children in Russia.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-05-27

of the day, with c. D. Turney and
Leonard VAR as aides.
A procession will form at one
o'clock at the court house. The mar
shall of the day, with his aides, will
lead the procession, followed by color
bearers, band, federal guards, school
children with flowers, firing squad,
American Legion, Woman's Auxiliary,
Spanish-American veterans, Civil war
veterans, w. r. c.. gold star parents,
citizens.
The procession will halt at the Main
street bridge, where short service
will be held in memory of the sailor
dead and flowers will be cast upon the
waters below.
Decoration Committee
The following persons have been
war veterans in Mound Hill cemetery:
Sheriff George Jones, B. c. Campbell,
E. E. Morrow, Lake Clear. E. E.
Bailey, r. NJ. Conover. c. E. Albright.
c. R. Wehrley. Flags and markers
Leonard Chandler. Lester Armstrong
and Stanley Sharkey will decorate the
speakers stand. Mack Bishop will
have charge of automobiles and May
nord Wehrley will look after chairs
and their arrangement. The Legion
firing squad will be under command
of Walter zimmerman, overseas, sol
der.
The Woman's auxiliary of the
Legion post will banquet the G. A. r.
and W. r. c. members and other war
veterans, at the court house at $50
in the evening. The days observance
will close with a band concert.
Memorial sermon to the G. A. r.
post membership, veterans of other
wars and citizens, will be preached by
the Rev. ]. E. Yingling Sunday even
ing in the United Brethren church, of
which he is pastor special pro-
gram of music will feature the service.
Memorial day exercises and speak.
ers at various points in Preble county
are announced as follows:
NEW HOPE.
New Hope, Sunday afternoon:
Speakers, A. A. Myasilles, head OF
Montgomery county schools.
WEST ALEXANDRIA.
West Alexandria, Sunday afternoon
Speaker, Hon. G. w. Mannix, Green
vile.
FAiRHAVEN.
Fairhaven, Monda y afternoon
Speaker, the Rev. Mr.. Hurley, Oxford
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-05-27
LAST SPEEDWAY TEST
TO BE HELD FRIDAY
CBy Associated Press)


Z. INDIANAPOLIS, May 27.-Thirteen
drivers and machines were to get
their last opportunity to qualify for
the ninth annual renewal of the 500
mile international automobile race,
scheduled to be run at the 1ndianap-
oils motor speedway, May 81. A speed
of so miles an hour or better must
be maintained for a distance of 1C
miles.
Positions of the 10 machines which
qualified on Wednesday will not be
changed, regardless of the time made
by those who were due to make the
test this afternoon. according to the
officials. AS a result, the late ones
on the track can get no better posi-
ton for the event than the fourh
row, as the cars are to be lined up
three to the row this year.
Some of the leading drivers, in
Guiding Howard Wilcox, winner OF
the event in 1919, Rene Thomas,
French driver and the Louis Chevrc-
let entries have not yet qualified. The
best time on Wednesday was made
by Ralph DePalma who won the pole
position by driving at a rate better
than one hundred miles an hour.
Position in the race is important, in
that 500 is awarded to the driver
leading at the end of each lap, ire
spective of where he finally finishes.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-05-27

here Sunday evening starting at 7:30
o'clock, in the Universalist church.
Recitations and talks will make up
the program.
WHITEWATER
DIR. George B. Hunt, of Richmond,
and Rev. Wright, pastor of the Chris
tian church here will be the principal
speakers at the Decoration Day SER
vices held Monday. Special commit
tees have been arranged to care for
the various features of the program.
CHESTER
Rev. Stoner, pastor of the M. E.
church here will give the principal
address at the Decoration Day cere-
monies to be held Sunday. June 5. in
the church. Music will be furnish ed
by the Neff quartette, of Green's Fork
and the John Smith drum corps of
Chester. William Wesles is master
of ceremonies.
CENTERVILLE
Judge Springer, of Connersville, is
to be the principal speaker here Sun
day afternoon. Paul Steen, of Rich
mond, will sing. Music will be fur
nished by a band from Farmland.
Rev. Marie Cassel will pronounce the
invocation and the benediction Ser.
vices are to be held in the Methodist
church and will be in charge of the
local post of the American Legion.
LYNN
Rev. Swander, pastor of the Friends
church here will deliver the address
at the Decoration Day services to be
held at o'clock Sunday afternoon in
the Methodist church. Selections by
the church orchestra and congrega
tional singing will be features of the
CAMBRIDGE CITY
Prof. Lee Ault will deliver Lincoln s
Gettysburg address as a feature Of the
Decoration Day Program to be given
here Sunday in the M. E. church. Rev
r. w. Stoakes of Richmond will also
speak. Music will be furnished by the
| Milton band.
JAcksoNeURG.
Frank Strayer of Richmond will de
liver the principal address at the Dec
Grafton Day services to be neld here
Sunday afternoon in the Christian
church. Music will be furnished by
! the Pershing band.
EATON, o.
The Rev. Charles F. Irwin. pastor
of the Presbyterian church and over
seas chaplain will deliver the princi
| pal address at the Memorial Day cere
monies at Eaton Monday afternoon
I E. P. Vaughan will read Lincoln
Gettysburg address, The Rev. A. J
Bussard, Methodist church, will offer
prayer and pronounce the benedictior
at the close of the service A banC
Will present a program of music
Mayor Harry L. Risinger will be mas
ter of ceremonies.
/ The exercises will be conducted ir
Mound Hill cemetery. opening at :
O'Clock. The program will be pre-
coded by salute by the firing squad
of st. Clair post, American Legion
| followed by taps by the post bugler.
Legion Head Marshal
d. r. Hartman, commander of St
/ Clair Legion post, will act as marsha
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and veterans of the Civil, Spanish and
World wars. The address will be de-
livered by c. H. Hiatt.
FOUNTAIN CITY
Judge William Sparks, of Rushville.
will deliver the principal address at
Fountain City Decoration Day exer'
cises, Sunday in the X. of P. hall.
Music will be furnished by the Lib
erty male quartette, of Richmond, and
the Richmond city band.
hAGERSTOWN
William o. Frazier Post, No. 333 of
the American Legion is arranging the
program for Decoration Day at Has-
erstown. All fraternal organizations
will take part. The program Will
start at o'clock Sunday and will in
clude a. parade from downtown to the
West Lawn cemetery.
DUBLIN
Archer M. Hall, of indianapolis, will
be the principal speaker at the Decor
alton Day program held here at 1:3O
o'clock Sunday afternoon. The pro
gram will be given in the school
house. Ex-service men and G. A. K
veterans will form line and march
to the cemetery Wilkinson's band
will furnish the music.
BETHEL
Rev. NJ R. Scott. of Spartanburg
and Eber Brown, of Lynn. will be the
speakers at the memorial services
held here starting at 2 o'clock Sunday
afternoon. Music will be furnished
by the williamsburg band.
WEBSTER
Decoration Day services will be
held at the Friends church here Sun
day starting at o'clock in the after
noon. Rev. Stoner of the M E
church will deliver the address. Music
will be furnished by the Green's Fork
orchestra.
WEST RIVER
Rev. Jesse Bogue. Of Indianapolis
will be the principal speaker at the
Decoration Day services to be held ir
the Huntsville church here at
o'clock Monday afternoon. Veterans
OF the Civil, Spanish American anc
World wars will attend.
BOSTON
Decoration Day services will be helc
1t Boston, Sunday, June 5. Music will
be furnished by the Williamsburg
Saxophone band, directed by Yer
Shelter, a former Boston boy.
ELDORADO
Decoration services will be hello
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-05-27

Fairhaven and Morning Sun churches
will unite in memorial services Sun
day evening.
GRATIS.
Gratis. Sunday afternoon: speaker,
the Rev. Hiley Baker, Eaton. The
Odd Fellow lodge and members Of
Harrison-Wright post, G. A. R., will
unite in the service.
NEW PARIS.
New Paris. Monday afternoon;
speaker not announced. The Rev. Mr.
Moon and the Rev. Mrs. Hemphill will
speak at memorial services Sunday
morning.
TWIN CREEK CHAPEL.
Twin Creek Chapel, Sunday after
noon: speaker, the Rev. Charles F.
Irwin, Eaton.
TWIN CREEK CEMETERY.
Twin Creek cemetery, Sunday after
noon: speaker, P. A. Saylor, West
Alexandria,.
CONCORD CHURCH.
Concord church, Sunday afternoon;
speaker, the Rev. Mr.. Short, Button,
Ind
An address by Rev. E. T. Jewett, of
indianapolis in the Stanley Memorial
building will feature the Decoration
Day exercises at Liberty, The G. A..
r. Relief Corps and the American
Legion will participate. A solo will
be rendered by Mrs. Walter Bossert
PALE CHILDREN NEED IRON.
Lack of iron in the blood saps the
strength Of mind and body. Give the
Riddles GROVES IRON TONIC SYR-
UP and watch its Strengthening Eff
fleet. Very pleasant to take. 75c.-
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-12-16
MARSHALL MAKES ONE
 ARREST AS DIRECTOR
 OF DRY ENFORCEMENT

' Carl Loan, of Douglas, was ar- rested today by Prohibition Enforce ment Director John B. Marshall charged with violation of the Alaska Bone Dry Law. It is alleged that he had in his possession six bottles of moonshine. sIt
 Logan was taken to the Federal jail and later released on bond, John Beck and Emory Valentine being sureties He was arraigned before Judge H. B. Le Fevre this morning and entered plea of not guilty and his hearing set for Monday after noon. He is represented by Henry Roden.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-12-16
DOUGLAS ISLAND NEWS
MAsoNs ELECT OFFICERS

Gastineau Lodge No. 124, F. < A. M, Tuesday night, December 14, held their annual election of officers to hold office during the year 1922. The following officers were elected:
 w. M., w. R. Spain; s. w., Charles Sey; J. w., Carl Erickson; secretary, James Christoe; treasurer, John Richards; s. D., Dave Christoe; J. D., L. J. Higley; s. S., Alex Sey; J. S.. Otto Wideman; T., James Edmis- ton; O., Glenn Oakes; C., F. A. J. Gallwas; M, Charles Schram.
 The date of installation will be an nounced later