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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
DO YOU KNOW THAT

Business premises in London have
on an average more than doubled IN
rent since the war.
"Poison gas" can now be made to
solid that each soldier could carry
canister Of It In his pack
The air in large cities IS usually
as fresh as that found on mountain
tops, by the sea or in deserts.
Heavy curtain, thick carpets, wall
paper and other draperes all tend to
spoil the breathable air Of room.
over 700 gardeners are already EN-
ployed in tending our soldiers graves
in France and Belgium
The largest chrysanthemum yet
grown, which has a circumference Of
30 inches was recently shown in Lon.
don.
The windows Of York (Eng.) min.
ster many Of which date back to the
Thirteenth, Fourteenth and Fifteenth
centuries, are In serious need Of
restoration,
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NO application OF the use OF IN
functions IN Industrial disputes "n're
they would not apply in the absence
OF such disputes.
"Prohibition of immigration for not
less than two years.
"MOre general application of the mi
tative ana referendum in the political
affairs of the United States and Of the
states.
Removal by congress Of the usurped
power of courts to declare uncoustltu-
tional laws enacted by congress.
"Elcction of Judges.
"uu,undiota restoration of eyomp-
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
Then Ii Aannened.

81 wonder if you could?" mused the
Cheerful Idiot.
you wonder If | could what"
asked the Wise Guy.
"Why, if you saw beggar on
crutches, l wonder If you could say
that he has lame excuse for beg
ging," replied the Cheerful Idiot
Minneapolis Journal.
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ton until the May meeting of the
league
The conference In London dealt
with the problem Of the Near East
and the possibility Of revising the
Seyres treaty Turkish delegations
representing both the Constantinople
and the Angora governments were
present and the first part of the week
was wasted in their efforts to get to-
gether and present a detailed state
ment Of their desires They finally
agreed on demands that Thrace Smyr-
ma and the Dardanelles be restored to
Turkey, ana objections to the polit-
zeal, economic and financial control
exercised by the allies. However,
Rechad PaSha speaking for both
groups, assured the conferees that
both sections would accept the de-
csion of the allies. The demand that
the custody Of the Dardanelles be re-
signed again to the Turks caused
much surprise and unfavorable com
mcnt, even among the French dele
gates who have been generally on the
side of Turkey in the present conro-
versy. The Greeks remain uncompro-
missing in their demand that the treaty
Of Soyres stand virtually unaltered
and it was considered possible the
great powers might permit them to
try to hold their positions in Turkey
though without assistance from the
allies.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
AGRICULTURAL Enterprise.

"The Instructions | get from our
congressman on how to make farm
pay" remarked Farmer COrntosSel.
"are kind O diSappointin'."
"They give a great deal of infOrma-
tion about agriculture"
"Yes, but what l want is some re-
liable advice about how TO turn the
old place into a real estate subdl.
vision"
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millions of lire on railway, post and
tclegruphs so as not to iniure com
morce i was argued that If foreign
crS were allowed to take advantage
Of prevailing prices they would virtual
" be paying one fifth Of what natives
are compelled 10 pay.
Siguor Gloltti, premier, pointed out
the necessity of taxing foreigners
prndenHg since the tourist industry
brought L large influx Of capital 70
tails which the government could not
neglect ii remember without in1urng
the budget
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
ADVICE TO THE UNWARY

Never try to keep up with your eX-
penses; try to keep away from them.
Never put your friend away on a
shelf if you can read him like a book.
Never let your wife say Talk is
cheap" Just silently hand her the
last months telephone bill.
Never ask your doctor if he thinks
you need little change you should
really know that yourself.
Never tell a woman she'd rather pos
ses new hat than possess the full
details of a wonderful scandal.
Never try to tell a woman's age.
Leave that to a bunch of women
they'll work it out to the day and
hour
Never tell anyone the spotlight
editor nodded several times when you
read him your cOntribution-the poor
geek might have been asleep =
woody" In the Detroit News.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

The chamber also passed an addl-
uoual bin authorizing the government
to increase prices paid for foodstuTs
by natives Of countries where Italian
money is al Il discount. The bill had
its origin In the fact that Itlay pays
for her coal wheat and raw materials
IN pound, sterling aud dollars, which
mems Italians pay five times the par
price
llaIf even after the increase IA broad
prices stiil VIII lose billions Of lire
on aaplc foods IN order @ keep the
price relatively low, and also win lose
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
"C'oId In the Head"

l9 an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh.
Those subject to frequent colds in the
head" will find that the use of HALL )
CATARRH MEDICINE will build up the
System, cleanse the Blood and render
them less liable to colds. Repeated at
tacks of Acute Catarrh may lead to
Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is
taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces OF the Sys-
tenn. thus reducing the Inflammation and
restoring normal conditions.
All Druggists Circulars free.
f. j. Cheney g. Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
MUST PAY MORE FOR BREAD
Foodstuh In Italy 10 Be Taxed 10
Make Up Deficit N This
Years Budget

Rome The government succeeded
after long debate IN passing It's bin
increasing the price u bread, intro
duccd IN order to make ~ IN part the
big deficit m the budget due 10 the
previous fixing Of the price Mt u low
figure The governments majority WAS
nearly 200.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
WOMEN! USE DIAMOND DYES"
Dye Old Skirts, Dresses, Waists,
Coats, Stockings, Draperies---
Everything.

Each package OF Diamond Dyes"
contains easy directions for dyeing any
article of wool, silk, cotton, linen, or
mixed goods Bewarel Poor dye
streaks, spots, fades, and ruins mate
rial by giving it "dyed-look" Buy
"Diamond Dyes" only. Druggist has
Color Card.-AdV.
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Pure, Rich Blood Will Keep
Your Body Vigorous and Healthy:

When impurities creep into your
blood the first symptoms are usu-
ally a loss of appetite, followed by
a gradual lessening of energy, the
system becomes weaker day by
day, until you feel yourself on the
verge of a breakdown.
Nearly everybody needs a few
bottles of S. S. s., the great vege-
table blood remedy, to cleanse out
all impurities aboue twice a year.
1t is an excellent idea to take this
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

tOiN III NblI IL was as EDpV bN Il'N1
and It broke his heart To part with
1t, hut he had to go to Florida for his
health and needed the money Most
Of the great bargains are offered by
people who have to go somewhere, for
their health, and they're wise In doing
that for If they stayed around the
npighborhood where they sold the
junk, they'd have their heads punched
"DooIitue was SO proud and happy
over his bargain that it would have
made you feel ten years younger just
10 look mt him He hitchcd up his
family stced which is named Jan
uary and then invited Aunt Julia and
Mrs. Spry to take a buggy ride He
and his wife sat in the front seat, and
the invited guests took the rear one,
and all went as merry as divorce
bell for about a block.
"Thrn one Of the hind wheels came
of. and the surrey kcelcd over ard
dumped my aunt and Mrs Spry onto
a pile of gravel that had been left on
the street by cement contractor. He
had put a red lantern on top of the
pile us a danger signal to motorists.
] think the fan must have unsettled
Aunt Jullus faculties for the time be-
ing, for She grabbed up the lantern
and broke It over Mrs. Spry's head.
Mrs. Spry has her faults and failings
like other people, hut she is dead
game, and the way she went for Aunt
Julia was the protticst thing / ever
saw. / was sitting ON our front porch
where ! could see the doiugs, and |
don't know when / ever enjoyed my
self 50 much
"Uness YOU have seen couple Of
refined and cultured Indies cIawing
each other around on pile Of gravel,
you don't know what true sport is.
Mrs. Spry showed some fine ring gen
eralship but my aunt had the best
wind and She finally won ont and came
home victorious. And thus through
camp ana court she bore the trophies
of a conqucror,' ms the poet says but
there was no pleasure in living in the
same house with her for week or
two. As soon rs she cooled down she
was sorry and ashamed, and would
have given million dollars If the
row had never started.
Women are SO blamed queer I've
given mp trying 10 understand them.
When get the best VI a shindy ! feel
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

precaution to keep the system in a
vigorous condition so as to more
easily resist disease to which every
one is subject. s. S. S. is without
an equal as a general tonic and sys-
tenn builder. 1t improves the appe-
tite and gives new strength and vi
tally to both old and young.
Full information and valuable lit
erature can be had by writing to
Swift Specific Co., loo Swift Lab
oratOry Atlanta. Ga,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
ActIone speak Louder.

Pat-"An' what did your ouId WON.
on say when ye come in at three
O'Clock this morninT' Mike sure, the
Gaiiu soul never said n worrud An
} was gOin' 10 have them two front
teeth pulled out anyways. '-Amerl-
en- Legion Weekly.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
Heart ana Furniture smasher.

Jack IIuegins was more than half
a0 hour trying TO persuade me 10
name the day" did you give way"
eyes. / was afraid the chair would II
/ didn't r. Boston Transcript
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Many Unclaimed Accounts in Banks.

Many Unclaimed Ncc0unt5 m BlhkB.
New There are 10000 uu.
claimed accounts In savings hunks,
trust companies and private banks in
New York state, accounts which have
lain dormant for from five TO thirty
years They range from s. 20 tens
OF thousands Of dollars.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
SECOND HAND

iCNTOU have the general appearance
L of a man who is hunting for
rouble," volunteered the Iow-browed
nan.
81 am greatly annoyed" replied the
professor II bought a secondhand
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
A BATCH OF H0WLERS

james / died from argue.
An eyrie Is needles nest.
Esau was the author Of a book of
fables.
a Jacoblte was a man descended
from Jacob.
The deacon is the lowest kind of
Christian there is.
The press today is the mouth organ
of the people.
The Semitic races were half breeds,
from semi, half
The Sanhedrin was composed of
70 men of reclining years.
Hannibal was a man who ate hui
man beings, especially Romans.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03
Destination.

would you regard man who raises
his own grain and makes his own
lquo. a legitimate agricuturiSt?
mo" replied Farmer Corntossel
Hes what I'd call a jagriculturist."
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typewriter think
ing I was getting
q bargain and Ii
is a constant ng-
gravation'
"a man always
thinks he's get
ting a bargain
when ne blows
himself for sec
ond huad goods.
Old DOOlittlc
thought he was
getting rich quick
when he bought
Il surrey for ST.
The man W h o
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

According to adviceS from ConStan-
tinople, the BoISheyists in the eau
caSus region have begun warfare
against the republic of Georgia and
already have occupied considerable
territory. First dispatches said the
Reds, under command Of Budenny
had captured Tihis, the capital, but
later it was reported they had been
driven back from the city by the
hastily gathered Georgian troops,
There is little doubt Of the ability of
the BolshcyiStS to Overrun Georgia
and reach ErZcrum, there establishing
contact with the forces of MuStapha
Renal Pasha.
Another Red drive took place in
Persia and resulted in the capture of
Tcheran, the capital, and Of the shah
himself This exploit was carried out
by several thousands of Persian Cos
sacks under Reza Khan, who landed
on the south shore of the Caspian sea
and marched to Kasbn and thence to
Teheran. notwithstanding these
movements i'm the east, the great bulk
of the Russian Bolshevst army is on
the west border preparing for the bic
spring drive there.
From German news sources comes
the information that Montenegro,
which has never ceased to protest
against the loss Of her identity in the
formation If the new Jugo-Slavian
state. HIS declared holy war against
Serbia. The message said two Serbian
regiments had occupied Cetinje, the
Montenegro capital, and that the stu
alton was considered serious.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

Prrstdent-elect Harding's announce
mout of his completed cabinet may
not have aroused any loud cheers of
enthusiasm, but it was received with
quiet satisfaction and confidence by
Il large part of the public Though
the list of ten names does not include
those of many men Of towering emf
nence, il is felt by most Republicans,
Mt least, that all the members Of the
new cabinet are men with ideas and
opinions and that they will be actually
the advisers Of the chief executive.
The only real surprise among the ap-
poiutments was that Of Edwin DENLY
Of Michigan to be secretary Of the
navy. Not that he Is not wen equipped
to lili the position, but he was barely
mentioned in advance. The selec-
tIon Of Mr.. Hoover for the portfolio
Of commerce was gratifying to the
public. and that of Mr.. Davis for sec
rotary Of labor pleased most Of the
organized labor forces Of the country,
though he is no longer directly con
nccted with their activities
Frank Lowden, having declined APP
poInlment, Illinois received no place
in the cabinet. But many persons are
hoping that Mr.. Harding will per
suude Charles Dawes of Chicago to
accept the craftsmanship Of the com
mission nc will name to rpOrpauiZp
the executive machinery Of the gov
crumcnt This position Mr.. Harding
holds viii be almost if not quite as
important as place in the cabinet.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

While the "war" in Ireland was he
ing carried on with renewed yigor by
both sides, the house of commons last
week engaged in long and exciting de-
bates ON the Irish question. Al one
time, In rejecting an opposition amend
mcnt by "a vote of pa to So the house
placed ms seal of approval on the gov
crnmenrS Irish policy. Lord Robert
Cecil made his debut as whip of the
opposition party in an effective
speech i'm which he demanded that a
parliamentary commission make an
impartial Investigation Of the alleged
atrocities IN Ireland Sir Ilamar
Greenwood warned the house that the
conspiracy Of the Sim Fein was now
directed AGAINST England and ne told
Of II captured document which showed
an APPROXIMATION Of 100000 a month
for the rrpabllcan army" most Of
which money, he asserted, came from
Instantaneous.
Justice Cohalan OF the Supreme
court ~ New York, one Of the most
obnoxious of the anti-English Irish
men I'm this country, made himself
more ridiculous than usual last week
by yolcing. In a public address. the
opinion thnt the United States should
demand Of Great Britain that she
make Canada free and forever remove
the British nag from this continent.
A notable achievement in aviation
was the carrying Of mail from San
Francisco 10 Mineola, L. l., IN 33 hours
ana 20 minutes -Four planes two
from onch coast, started, but only one
finished II was driven by seven off.
fcrcnt pilots.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

A man looking for trouble can gen
orally find It.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

The two great agencies Of the allies
the supreme council ANA the council
Of the League Of Nations began SEES
sions hast week the former in London
ana the latter in Paris The league
council first took up the matter Of
amendments TO the covenant, and, be.
cause the attitude Of the incoming adj
ministration In America was in doubt,
the question was referred to a com
mttce which will not report before
April. This gives Mr.. Harding time to
define his position on the league.
Then the mandates were brought up
for consideration, and again the
United States, though not officially
represented. made its influence felt.
Ambassador Wallace sent word that
our state department wished to pre-
sent its views, and action was halted
untIl the note from Washington ar
rived. This note, I'm substance, called
attention TO the fact that the United
States has never given its consent
that the island Of zap be included in
the territories subjected to the man
date OF Japan, and declares the gov
eminent cannot regard itself as
bound by the terms OF thnt mandate
1t asked the council TO submit the
question 10 new Investigation.
Secretary Colby also claimed for
the United States m equal concern
and interest with the other principal
allied and associated powers IN the
disposition OF the overseas posses.
sons Of Germany
The net result. at this writing, Is
decision TO delay all mandate ac.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

The press today is the mouth organ
of the people.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

The deacon IS the lowest kind of
Christian there is.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

a Jacobite was man descended
from Jacob.
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The Semitic races were half breeds
from semi half.
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THE HUMAN zoo

End-Seat Hogs.
Cincinnati Enquirer,
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ESau was the author Of a book of
fables.
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james / died from argue.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

The Sanhedrin was composed Q
70 men of reclining years.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

An eyrie is a needles nest.
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"Do you consider 1t bad luck to
walk under a ladder?" asked the SUI
perstltious man. Not half such bad
luck as to fall off one" replied the
practical one.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1921-03-03

The less a man amounts to himself
the prouder he is of his ancestors.
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Never try to keep up with your ex-
penses; try to keep away from them.
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When you cease to want you cease
TO live.
Newark post., 1921-10-19
Entertains at Picnic

Last Thursday afternoon Miss Mar
ion Gallaher, teacher in the Metho-
dist Episcopal Sunday school, enter
tanned her class at picnic and "Wee-
ME Roast" Early in the afternoon
they hiked to McLaughlin's Dam and
there spent awhile frolicking. Later
they prepared supper over camp
fire, and after eating it left for home,
each one voting the trip pleasant
one and one to be long remembered.
The enthusiasm expressed by those
participating is indicative Of the pop
ularity of Miss Gallaher.
Newark post., 1921-10-19
New Century Club Report

There was large attendance at
the meeting of the New Century Club
yesterday afternoon. A very compre-
hensive report was given by Mrs.
Ernest Wright, who was a delegate
to the State Federation which was
held in Wilmington in June.
Mrs. G. o. Houghton read in very
pleasing manner two plays by Lord
Dunsany, namely, "The Glittering
Gate," and "The Lost Silk Hat" A
full account of the life of Lord Dun
sany, given by Mrs. Houghton, added
greatly to the interest of the readings.
Miss Graybill, to whom the Club
has been indebted many times, ac-
companied by Miss N. B. Wilson, sang
in her usual delightful manner.
A social hour followed at which
time Mrs. John Pilling, the Club
hostess, served tea and cake.
Newark post., 1921-10-19
Revival Services Continue
at Ebenezer

The special services in the Ebene er
Methodist Episcopal Church are to be
.ontinued through this week.
A meeting was held last Sunday
afternoon in the Milford school house
for the women. This Sunday there
will be a service for the men a5
o'clock, in the church.
Rev. George F. Newton, pastor of
The church, extends an invitation to
the public to attend these meetirgs
rich in possibilities for the church
and the community.
Newark post., 1921-10-19
Income Citizens Listed

An interesting list containing the
names of all citizens of Newark who
paid an income tax to the Federal
Government this year published by
Collector of Internal Revenue, H. 7.
Graham, has been posted in the local
post office 1t is the desire of the
Collector that all citizens who have in
mind any individual who should have
paid and did not, be reported in
order that equity and Justice in tax
collections can be more thoroughly
executed. Investigations are being
carried on continuously and such will
be made more quickly in reported
cases.
Newark post., 1921-10-19
Mrs. c. H. Smith in fredericksburg,
Md, over the weekend

Mrs. G. H. Smith in fredericksburg,
Md, over the weekend.
DR.. Brown and family spent Sun
day with the Rev. r. C. Smoots at
Rock Hall, Md. The local druggist
motored to the Maryland village.
The Senior Class of the High
School will be entertained at Hall
owe'en party at the home of Thomas
Riley, on Elkton Road, October 31st.
Joseph Truxton, an alumnus of
Deaware College, and at present con-
nected with the New York office of
the Continental Fibre Company, spent
few days visiting among friends in
Newark last week. Mr.. Truxton is a
member of the Kappa Alpha Fratern-
ity, and prominent spirit in the Uni
versity of Delaware Society of New
York.
The Benefit Bridge" given at the
home of Mrs. Walter Hullihen for the
benefit of the New Century Building
Fund proved one of the most enjoy
able "auction parties" in Newark's
social history last Friday afternoon
Nine tables were played with thirty
six players participating, although it
is estimated that fully fifty persons
attended the affair to aid the New
Century Clubwomen's building pro-
ject.
Mrs. Mary McKeane has returned
to her home in Denver, Col, after ar
extended visit among relatives ir
Newark, and Eastern states gen
orally.
Mrs. j., H. Hossinger spent the
weekend visiting Mrs. George G
, Henry. in Brooklyn, New York.