The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-04-28
Of Course.

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Of Course.
It doesn't in the least matter to
the average American boy whether
his hands are shaped like a great
pianist's or not, but how he does glory
in his fingers if they are of the right
shape to curve nicely about the rotund
Observation-Disclosures Gazette.
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Sarcasm, or What?
1t seems as though some movement
should be started with view to max
ing the states income from iron mines,
lands and forests pay the running
expenses of the state in all it's de-
partments so that it will be no longer
necessary to levy state tax upon the
people.-Fairbault Pilot.
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A Timely Bit of Advice.
The automobile is proving an excel
lent means for the city thug to make a
night excursion into the country, rob
a store, house or individual and be
back to his city haunts before day.
light. Either villagers or farmers
run serious risk in keeping any con-
siderable amount of money about the
premises.-Braham Journal.
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Let's Go!
We are all glad to learn that we
may now go fishing legally on Sunday.
During one of it's lapscs, the legisla-
ture slipped through bill repeating
an old blue law to the effect that Sun
day fishing was breach of the peace.
Of course, nobody ever did go fishing
on Sunday, and it will take us some
time to get accustomed to the new
privilege-Albert Lea Tribune.
Dago Taught a Lesson.
1t cost an Italian in Chicago $25 to
find out the difference between robin
= and blackbird. He killed robin
contrary to law, and told the Judge he
thought it was blackbird. The judge
told him the next time he made a mis-
= take like that he would draw Jail
term of six months. These foreigners
cannot understand why we protect on,
song birds.-Clear Lake Times.
The Successful Man Pays the Price.
Chas. M. Schwab recently expressed
well known, but not always thought
of fact, when he said, "The failures
do all the talking nowadays. Lister
to them, and you'll come to the con
clusion that success is crime, tina
every millionaire is liar and thief
AS matter of fact, SO out of 100 sue
cesses are due to hard work, and har
work alone. The successful ma
makes hay while the sun shines
makes it out Of the grass that grow
under the bolshevik's feet."-Farl
bault Pilot.
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g., Disgracing Noble Names.
"Don't name your son for any grea
man until after the great man
Dead" has been a favoritc. quotatio,
The great men ought to start sloga
to prevent their names being give
to Youngsters. Grover Cleveland We
an honest, sturdy citizen-but look
Grover Cleveland Bergdoll, the slack
and draft evader hiding in German
and then give once over to Grow
Cleveland Redding, condemned mu
derer of Chicago, who is on the wal
ing list of the hangman.--St. Clo'
Journal-Press
The Outstanding Reason.
We believe that the outstandil
reason for stagnation in any town
jealousy. In the average small to,
there is usually a group of men, W
by persistence and native ability, G
to the front in various lines of acti
ty. And Immediately there arc the
who view this success with a jealo
eye, and not being big enough to
certain the real cause of that state
prosperity, attribute it to underha1
ed methods. The only way commu
ty can grow and prosper is for it's
tire body of citizens to work togct]
in spirit of mutual trust and rega
Those who are always of the opin
that what the other fellow advoca
is insnired bv IN Interior purpose
barnacles on the ship Of progress
Winnebago Enterprise.
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Work for the Fool Killer.
When United States senate
generally supposed to have brain
stands up in his place and advocs
the reduction of our navy and
cutting of the army down to