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Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
"ALL ABO-O-O-O-ARD"

Pennsylvania Limited for Harrisburg, AL
toona. Pittsburgh, Fort Wayne, Chicago and
the West. Track number 8. All Abo-o-o-o-ard.
Travellers in any city railroad depot listen
with interest as the deep toned train announc-
er calls off the stops to be made by the express
which is about to leave.
They can give only passing notice to men,
ton of the majority of stations on the route,
but pay particular attention to see If their own
destinations are included in the list.
Here in Perth Amboy the most expert an
nouncer is the Evening News classified Sec
ton. Every day it "calls out" many buying
and selling opportunities and includes in its list
offers well worth the attention of all the in
habitants of Perth Amboy.
Automobiles, business service, employment,
finances, instruction, live stock, merchandise,
rooms and board, and real estate for sale or
rent. are some of the "stations" touched by
the News classified section. At least one of
these ''stops' will interest YOU.
Get "Abo-o-o-o-ard" TO-DAY and start read
ing the classified ads.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
Funeral For II. c. Turner

sEWAREN, Nov. 26-FuneraI set
vices for Harry C. Turner were neIu
from his late home yesterday after
noon. Rev. L. b. McMickIe, OF the
Methodist church of
ofHciated at the services. Members
~ the woodbridge Fire Company
81 which he was a member. turned
ont in uniform. There were num-
erous floral tributes received. The
nall bearers, all ex-chiefs of the
Woodbridge fire department were,
w. ri. ThraIl. w. A. Grilon, David
A Brown, John Bergen, E.. NJ. sat
tler and e. w. Peterson. Inter
ment was in the family plot in the
PRESBYTERIAN cemetery.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
FIRE ALARM BOXES

st-Gordon and Meade Streets
.a-Mafison Ave. and Paterson St
a4-Market and Sheridan streets
ss-Smifh greet and Central r. X.
~S-NarKet and First Streets
e7-Raritan Copper Works
aS-Hfgh and Lewis Streets
2l-NadIson Avenue and Smith street.
35-Smith and High Streets
ss-New Brunswick Ave. and New street
s7-Smith and State Streets
Si-Standard Underground Gable co.
l9-AtIautic Terra Gotta Works
Sa-Buekingham Ave. and Hartford -.
ts-Commerce and Front Streets
fE-State and Washington Streets
z7-Hfgh and Washington Streets.
sa-Cortlsndt and Easton Streets
s4-State and Buckingham Ave.
s5-Parker ST. and Pulaski Ave.
ss-HalI Ave. and Charles st.
57-State and Wayne Streets
5s-Near Lead Works
ss-Maurer
s9-Washington Street and Park Avenue
s3-New Brunswick Ave. and Elm stree'
s4-Smfth Street and Watson venue
s5-Commerc and State Streets
and Smith Streets
and 9oroon streets
7i-Kearny Ave. and Gordon Street
and Hanson Avenues
ge-Smfth and Herbert Streets
ss-Amboy Ave. and Washington s.,
s4-Iehigh Ave. and Stanford street
sS--Near City Hospital
ss-Clsveiand and Brace Avenues
s7-Amboy and Hall Avenues
es-Ambos- Ave. and Inslee street
~es-Lawrence and Francis Streets
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
An ORDINANCE

AN OkDlNiNt6
An ordinance to change the. lines ana
boundaries of the wards oil tne eity
Perth Amboy, pursuant 10 artIc'e III
chapter I5s Of the laws of New jersey
whereas according 70 the National
+. (FederaD Census Of ls2V' the ~
wards of the city Of Perth NinooS,
ain the fllowing population 20 VII
Ward l 49,
Ward 2 S'SG
Ward $50
W. 14,135
md whereas. the population OF the Sis
rs vii tbiri and fourth ward; and also
exceeds the population Of hrst ana seeond
ward; also the population OF MT anu
lry wbsrsss the ward lines and boundaries
ave not been changed for more thap
ifteen years last past; and
whereas article nine OF chapter Io1 VI
avs ~ 1917. of the state of New Jersey.
provides that whenever the popuratio Zen
anv ward accoring to any NatlonaI ZEN
ms shall exceed the population OF any
80 wards the governing body shall pro-
.ide for the reimbursement Of SUCH wares
Now therefore,. pursuant to article nine
,f said chapter lb2 OF avs ty perth
he IL ordained by the CITY OF FeF'H
,EDoy That for reasons set forth in
he preamble hereof, the chanse OF Hhes
md boundaries be made OF the WARDS o.
Sec 2. This ordinance shall take effect
The foregoing ordinance was introduced
nd passed on FIRST reading at the meet
ng Of the Council Of the CITY OF FeItn
mhov n j. held Nov. 21. 1921. ana
VIII be taken up for second and third
readings and final passage at the meei-
ing Of the Council TO be held Dec; .. is.i,
! H. Council Chamber. City Hall. Perth
Amboy. N. j..
Dated. Nov. %, 1921.
orrr-tt-9s-12-S CITY Clerk.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
MONTHLY GUN CLUB
SHOOT HERE TO-DAY

Despjte the inclement weather
members of the Perth Amooy Gun
club are scheduled TO meet TINS ~
ernoou on he clubs range IN QUIZ
smith street to participate IN ny
monthly club shoot The SHOOTS ~
me three cups. he club Cup; ny
CHAMBER of Con meree cup anu ny
High Gun Cup. are all scneuulsu
be held and n addition to these -
will be sweepstakes weather. -
In, owing to the dull day ana
.h~es tening rain it is not likely many
high scores will be turned in. 1t Is
axnecsed tina club members who are
not ON hunting today will take al
xantare of this chance to try our
thsir Y and arm preparatory 10
going after the live birds.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
CLASSIFICATION

ANNOUNCEMENTS
s-Coming Events
e-Persona.s
Toilet and Found
AUTOMOBILES
IIi-Au;omobiles for Sale
ls-Motorcycles and Bicycles.
ls-Automobiles for Exchange
i4-Auto Accessories
i5-service stations-Repairing
ig-Auto Livery-Gsrsges
Observation-Disclosures
BUSINESS SERVICE
ls-eusiness Services offered
I9-Building-Contracting
2O-Heating and Plumbing
2i-Insurance
acknowledgements
23-Movins. Trucking. Storage
si-Paint,ng-Paperins
s5-Patent Attorneys
1G-Prfnttug-Stationery
s7-Professional Services
2~S-Repairing
2~g-Renovatlng ard Dyeins
70-Tailoring and Pressing
Observation-Disclosures Service
EMPLOYMENT
se-Help wanted-Female
s3-Help Wante6-Male
s4-HeIp-Male OF Female
25-Salesmen and Agents
destinations Wanted-Femaie
destinations Wanted-Male
FINANCIAL
2s-Business Opportunities
s9-Investments. Stocks. Bonds
4O-Money to Loan
41-Wanted-To Borrow
INSTRUCTION
t2-Correspondence Courses
fS-Local instruction Glasses
B-Musical. Dancing. Dramatic
i5-Private instruction
acknowledgements
LIVE STOCK
47-Dogs. Cats. Pets
is-Horses. Cattle. Vehicles
i9-Poultry and Supplies
50-Wanted-Live Stock
MERCHANDISE
sf-Articles foi Sale
s2-Busine, and Office Equipment
53-Boats and Accessories
54-Building Materials
55-Farms and Dairy Products
56-Fue and Feed
j7-Good Things to Eat
5S-Home-made Things
59-Household Goods
6O-Jewelry and Watches
61-Machinery and Tools
s2-Musical instruments
f3-Seeds. Plants. Fertilizers
g4-Specials at Stores
65-Wearing Apparel
ss-Wanted-To Buy
ROOMS FOR RENT
57-Rooms WITT Board
js-Rooms without Board
i9-Rooms for Housekeeping
7O-Vacation Places
to Eat
T2-Where to Stop in Town
-s-Wanted-Rooms or Board
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
~ Apartments and Flats
BUSHES Places for Rent
s6-Farms 70. Rent
7T-Houses for Rent
7s-Ofices and Desk Room
79-Suburban for Rent
30-Summer Places for Rent
SI-Wanted-To Rent
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
s2-Business Property
s3-Farms and Land for Sale
S4-Houses for Sale
S5-Lots for Sale
ss-Shore Property for Sale
S7-Suburban fl Sale
ss-Real Estate or Exchange
s9-Wanted-ReaI Estate
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

II YOU have some special
want to be satisfied - call the
EVENING NEWS and ask for
an ad taker.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
LIVE STOCK

Thursday, December LIST. 1921,
ing at IL O'clock sharp, rain or shine.
so head of tuberculin tested cows, some
fresh, others fresh day of sale, purchased
by me in New York State. IS OF local
cows. Many of these are fresh with
calves by their sides others coming in
soon. The so head of New York state
cattle are as good a lot as can be seen
This lot of cattle is suitable for family
or dairy purposes. and many of them
have records of SO pounds OF milk per
day-young, good colors and good size.
find just what they want in the way OF a
COW. Remember the date. on December
list. at IL o'clock, rain or shin your
price is my price. No reserves on any q
them. there never was and never VIII
be. / will sell regardless of cost. II you
want good cows. or are only interested
whether you want to buy or not. You
are invited to come at any time and look
these cows over.
Remember M Guarantee-You must like
my cows bette than your money or you
need not take them home.
7 will also offer Two Registered Holstein
Bulls. ~ to IA months old. registration
papers will be given to the mar who buys
the bull.
Many other things will be sold at the
sale not mentioned here.
Delivery made to any point in the coun-
try at a reasonable charge.
Conditions-A liberal credit will be given
on notes carrying two good endorsements,
or FIVE per cent. discount Will be al
lowed for cash. A.,
George H. Roberts, Auctioneer.
C. b. Barkalow. Inside Clerk
Geo. S. p. Hunt. Outside Clerk
JACOB ZLOTKIN,
The Man Who Sells the Good ones
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
BUSINESS SERVICE

Business Services offered Is
BLACKsMlTH-And practical horseshoer
Wheelwright and body builder. Chas. J.
Yenk. 2G9 New Brunswick Ave. -
K. MINDszENTHY = Steamship Ticket
Agency. 167 Hall Aye. Telephone NO
PUBLIC sTENoGRAPHER-And mimeo-
graphing. Raritan Publicity Service.
Raritan Building. Tel. 1856.
SHOES SHINED-George's Shoe Shining
Parlor: regular shine SC. cream shine.
lOc. cream dye. zoe. 152 Smith ST..
Junior Hall.
STOVE REPAIRIEG-Have an expert re-
pair your stove. Miller. $50 State st
WALL PAPER-Have your windows. wall
paper cleaned in your home, store or Of
nee: moderate charges. Perth Amboy
Window Cleaning Co. 102 Bread St
Phone 1906.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 10
F w. HUFF-Electrical contractor. fin
ished house and all kinds OF Interior wiz
ing. radio equipment and installations
Cos State St. Tel. 644-M, -
j J. YEILEN-Electrical Contractor;
finished house wiring a speciality; hx-
cheerfuIly furnished. 161 Lind 81.
ROOFING-H. c. Smith, Jr., slate. Stag
roofing I'd timing: waterproofing. 1873
125 Madison Ave. Tel lben. -
" Heating and Plumbing 20
PLUMBING-Damgaard & Buote. Heat
ing and gas fitting. Jobbing promptly at
tended 10; estimates turnished' SoS
Elm St. Phone POSI-
PLUMBING-s. l.. Bulvanoski. plumbing.
heating. gas fitting and thinning in all is
branches; all work promptly done. $40
Charles ST. Phone 1906 -
PLUMBING-John Klusendorf. plumbing.
heating and gas fitting: Iobbing promptly
attended to; furnished. 4ys
Groom ST Phone 2Zzl
" uillinery-Dressmaking se
DETERMINATIONS; latest fashions;
hemstitching and buttons covered A
KaIman. 2s3 Elm s..
HEMsTITCHING-We do all kinds of side
and accordion ~pleating and machine
pieating: very reasonable prices. E.
Weiss. 317 Maple St. Phone 2oIz.
Moving, Trucking. storage %
AUTO TRUCKING-Light ard heavy;
local and long distance service when and
as you want it. Otto Dietz. State ana
Chauncey Streets.
CARTING-Walsheck's General Trucking.
local and long distance moving also
light and heavy carting. 266 oodwt
st. Phon 1872 Perth Amboy \. j
p AL. | NO MOTOR and ssRvJ Fo4F: nsssg
trucking: SPECIAL rates to large shippers
Phone A. Sitnitsky. 499-M. "
! EXPRESS-And trucking; local and long
distance ]. ] sldenburg. 377 Division
81. Phone 353-J.
HAULTNG-Andrew Anderson. Trueking
engines. boilers. machinery. safes. heavy
hauling and rigging OF every description
Pierce Arrow and Packard 5 ton trucks.
Tel. IT'S. ~ Fsyette street. Perth AM
boy. N j.
| MOVING-D Kadin. express and storage,
long distance moving with care. 20i
New Brunswick Ave. Phone t6fb, 1852
Perth Amboy.
WoyTNG-Hmieiski Bros, light and
/ heavy trucking; local and long distance.
careful drivers; all work given our per
sonal attention. Phone 406 Perth Am
4 boy.
| MOVING-Lepper's Express. transporta-
tion between Perth AmbOy and New
York: move in city or country 296
Washington St. Phone SS6-J.
Looking for desk room or office pace
in town.? Watch the ads in classification
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

EMPLOY MENT


MAN OR woMAN-Salary. s36 full time;
Use an hour spare time. selling guaranteed
hosiery TO wearer. experience unneces-
sary International Mills. All6. Norris
town. Pa.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
FINANCIAL

$1,000. $1,000. s s.oe0-To loan on bond and
mortgages; central city. comegys & Bro
2S7 Elm ST.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

SOUTH AMBOY-Il rooms and bath;
steam hea.; frame dwelling. garage. lor
SO X 100 in centre OF city $500 cash
required. Possession In 80 days. Conard
K Company. No. l02 smith Street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

STATE ST, 5i5-s rooms; all improve-
ments Inquire downstairs.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

PLUMBING-John Klusendorf. plumbing.
heating and gas fitting; iobbing promptly
attended TO; estimates furnished. 49s
Groom St Phone 2221.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

CONGRATULATIONS. seven rooms and
bath; lot 40 x lac: price $4,000: cash
$1,000. balance on easy terms b.. VII
Inns. TnttenVille n Y.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

SMITH ST. 2Sa-Six room apartment. all
improvements except heat. rent $4,000.
inquire Constart Segal. 444 Amboy Ave.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT


NEW BRUNSWICK AVE, 2e5-5 rooms
all improvements. Inquire Grocery Store
RECTOR ST.. 10s-s rooms; all improve
ments except electricity.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

Looking for desk room or office pace
in town? Watch the ads in classification
"a
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE


Business Property ~
PROPERTY-No, 800 Hall Avenue, two
story, brick and frame building, occupied
as store and dwelling. price reasonable.
Property No. 167 Water Street. lot 40 <
145. Inquire Ole N. Olesen. AZ Smith
Street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

Business Advertisers who use the classi-
fed section get a special. low rate by ad-
yertising every day.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

MOTORCYCLE PARTS-In stock at all
times f. Harley-Davidson, Indian Re
pairs: also tires. tubes and accessories
See MOTORCYCLE Leo. 7O9 Charles St
Phnne 204.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-11-26

Observation-Disclosures: latest fashions
hemstitching and buttons covered A
Kalman. 2S3 Elm St.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
NEVER AGAIN FOR PLUMLEY
Victim OF Unknd Suspicious VIII
Carry No More Stuff Home 7
to obllge the Wife.

Mr. Plumley was embarrassed and
well might he be. For the suitcase
he was carrying had sprung a leak !
And as he walked swiftly through the
crowd on the street 1t seemed that
everyone glanced down at the leather
bag, and saw that something was
wrong. Curses on that prohibition
law! Ever since 1t had been passed
people noticed any one who carried
a package-especlally suitcase.
A policeman eyed him suspicIously
and Plumley hurried faster than ever,
almost breaking into run. He board
ed street car and placed the bag
on the floor in front Of him. trying to
cover 1t with his feet as much as pos,
slble. It was useless. The stuff con-
tinued to trlckle out and soon formed
a miniature pool.s Some of the red
nosed male passengers looked enyi-
Gus; straphangers saw 1t and smiled;
even the ignorant-appenrlng wop In
the next seat looked wisel But all
Plumley could do was to turn several
colors and wish them all in hades
In something like year the car ar
rived at his suburban home.
"Were you able to get, any?' asked
his wife at once. .ta t..
Eyes" said Plumley, throwing the
suitcase TO the floor with a bang,
plague take 'em Thee are the last
oysters I'll ever carry home!"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
FELL DOWN STAIRS
Bad Injury To Knee
Fixed Up In Two Days

Mr.. Charles o. Chatterton, writing
from his home at 800 Pawtucket, Ave,
Pawtucket. X. J., tells how he started
for the basement to fix the heater and
fell down the stairs hurting his knee
quite badly Writing Of the liniment
he used, he says: 1T came in time,
applied it, and it did wonders. Had to
remain in the house only two days. |
will not be without 1t if possible to OBJ
tain IT,"
The liniment was that celebrated
Scotch Liniment known as Mysterious
Pain Ease
It's users will tell you it VIII relieve
the pain of Lumbago, Muscular colds
where the shoulders, chest and back
muscles are in pain. neurts. neural
gla, stiff neck. pains arising from in
flammation. muscle cramps. rheu-
matism aud sprains of all kinds.
!. Mysterious Pain Ease takes the
sting, pain and itch out of insect
bites. IL,
Mysterious Pain Ease is sold by
leading druggists or they can easily
get 1t for you.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
Quality Before Quantity.

Mere blgneSS, after all, is never n
sound criterion Of value. Art con
noisscurS know this. They will pay
more for tiny painting by Vibcrt
than for huge canyases by painters
Inferior to Vlbcrt in ideas-and In
vision.
To think qualitotiyely is, and always
hns been, a fundamental human need.
1t will always be. Not how much we
possess, how much we produce, how
much we export or import, but the
quality of all our doing and feeling
and believing that is the thing.
The wcalthiest Of nations can at the
same time be the most disconnected,
restless ana unhappy "Morc, more,
more" is never the slogan Of true
success Think quality, not quantity,
is the dictate of truth to all Of us.-H.
Addlngton Bruce In the Chicago Daily
News.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
He NOW BELIEVES
IN "FRUIT-A-T|vES"
Teacher OF "AeW Thought"
Healed By Fruit Liver Tablets
SCHENECTADY, N. Y

pCHENhCIADf, ~ L.
81 am not in the habit OF praising
any material medicine as | am an
advocate of New Thought butsom
time ago, I had such a bad attack Of
Liver and Stomach Trouble that ! gave
up thinking did not have it and took
'Fruit-a-tives' or Fruit Liver Tablets.
Most gratifying was the result. 1t
relieved my liver and stomach
trouble, cleaned up my yellowish
complexion and put new blood in
my body. F,uit-G.tiues' is the highest
result OF .NesV Thought in medicine.
A. A. YOUNG.
b0c. a box, 6 for $50, trial size 25c.
At dealers or from FRUIT-A-TIVES
Limited, OGDENSBURG. N. V.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19

Yeast--It is said II the heat and
muscular effort expended by the aver
age man in n day could be converted
into electrical energy 1t would be suf-
fclent to run n sewing machine motor
for 100 hours.
Crimsonbeak-Then why in thunder
can't the average man crank illvyer
more speedily? .'t
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
A SANE GOLFER.

"Well. I've at least reached the point
where think / shall he able to get a
little comfort out OF golf"
THAT so? Mastered the swing, have
your
mot ut all. I've just brought N.Y.
self, after FIVE years Of disappolnt-
ment. TO the conclusion that am
never going TO be amateur champion.
From now on | shall try to enjoy
breaking one hundred now and then"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
NOTICE TO SHAREHOLDERS
Bennington Co-opera.iye Swings
and Loan Asso nj Oh.

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual meetngt of the Bennington Coop
erative savias Il gESai} ASIA viii be
held 81 the Office of the secretary. W.
II Wills, on Thursday evening, July
; FIST at ,s o'clock iPilTaRYaTt lhqgfqln
l. To hear laei Yepoptlof the officers
for the year 'endi.p8HHlY. ls:, 1921 3
2 To elect ogtceTso raad two drac-
tors Tor the ensuing year,
3. To transact anS.--other business
found proper when met
Dated at Bennngk9n,iY esyPpnt this
18th day of July, lSgll DhVFl'
H. L,,ILtLL, Pres.
w. II, WILLS, Sec'y.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
Elemental Requirements.

"Many people refuse TO listen to a
trained intellect and yet believe any
thing n ouiia board says,
"The oulja board" replied Senator
Sorghum, has an advantage that few
orators enjoy. 1t invariably has the
sympathy Of its audience and speaks
slowly and distinctly
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
Movieland.

81 have just seen a motion picture
showing the landing Of the Pilgrim
Fathers"
ION the New England coast, eh?'
presumably on the New England
coast. but | suspect this particular
landing was made on the coast of Cali
fornia."
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
QUIT TOBACCO
So Easy to drop Cigarette, Cigar,
or Chewing Habit.

No-To-Bac has helped thousands to
break the costly. nerye-shattering to-
bacco habit Whenever you have a
longing for a smoke or chew, Just,
place harmless No-To-Bac tablet IN
your mouth instead All desire stops.
Shortly the habit is completely brok-
en-, and you are better off mentally,
physically, financially. It's so easy,
so simple. Get a box of No-To-Bac
and Il t doesn't release you from all
craving Cor tobacco In any form. your
druggist will refund your money with
out question.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
THE CHAMPLAIN TRANS
PORTATION COMPANY
AUTOMOBILE FERRY
SERVICE .

UtIWVtTI
BURLINGTON VT. 4 PORT KENT. ". Y.
by the quickest and safest route.
Commodious steamers leave Burlington
J as follows: REs'e "a ~
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS 80
$3.50 A. M 1000 A. NJ. 10, Il. Al, 3: 30
+. NJ. and 5siS Az NE Esa
SUNDAYS ONLY
900 A. NJ, 2iso4.Pq N, 5lS HAM ana
6:I5 i. NJ.
Distance IS Miles one hour crossing.
Automobiles carried to aud from all
landings.
WRITE For AUTOMOBILE FOLDER
d. A. LOOMS H. j. POWERS.
General Manager. Gen. Pass AGt.
Burlington, VT Albany. ~ Y,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
PRIVILEGED Creature.

"Your efficiency expert Is goneT
Eyes, and he left an aching void"
GLOW So"
Hes the only man we ever had
around here who dared to reprimund
our beautiful blonde stenographer fol
being late"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
rnkInn the Iox one Of LIfs.

This landlord says he will rent
apartments to couples with children"
Have YOU seen his apartmentsT
NO"
"The walls are finished In the dark
est colors and the fixtures are practi-
cally indestructible. 1t would be in
Human to conflne children In a place
where not even a finger mark would
show"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
TO THE POINT
Vocational Verses.

The dentists job Is rather queer,
He pulls. mid many groan,
The teeth OF others 10 obtain
Employment for his own.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
Realism.

Dlll-"I tell you that realism, even
in the movies. can be carried too far"
Plckle-"ln what way?'
Dill-"Why, Just the other day l at
tended show where one scene showed
the collection plate being passed in
church and the next minute l caught
myself in the act Of sneaklng OUT
Judge.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
or a Juno.

First Glrl-Tm sure you can't call
him handsome. His nose Is too big, his
eyes the wrong color and he has a
weak chin.
Second Girl-Goodness You expect
a man 10 be a regular Venus.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-07-19
No.
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