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Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
BLACKSMITHlNG

GENERAL Blacksmithing: specializing in
automobile springs and automobil
blacksmithing OF any description. loft
ana Freyer. $50 New 81 -
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AND SUPPLIES

KELLY q McALINDE' CO.. Hardware.
house furnishings. Eden electric wash
ing machines: Caloric pipeless furnaces.
~ Smith St Tel 1880 Perth Amboy.
PERTH AMBOY HARDWARE CO.. re-
tail-tools, cutlery. house furnishing
goods. Wholesaie-factory. plumbers
and contractors supplies: largest stock
in Centred Jersey. 3l3 Madison Ave-.
phone 2100.
THE JoNLEE COMPANY. h~eadquarters
for Dc IS, ~varnishes and supplies;
Wholesale n retail. 1884 Smith g..
Phone 1880 Perth Amboy, N. ].
ELIZABETH HARDWARE CO.. 1obbers
Of mill and plumbers supplies. heavy
hardware; also retail department. 1877
141 New Brunswick Ave. Tel. Exchange
120-1z1 Perth Amboy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
POULTRY.

BLACK Monorcas Matching eggs. Inquire
William St. Fords. Phone 1861.
WHITE Wyandotte. White Pekin Duck
eggs. Strusz. Amboy Road near Pfeif-
fer's Switch, Metuchen.
-FOUR r. /. Red BOOSTERS for sale; also
Red Currant Bushes: 40c each; 3 plants
for 800. Joseph Brocard. r. ID. No.
!, New Brunswick N. j.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
TIRES, AND ACCESSORIES


PERTH AMBOY Auto wrecking Co. Abe
Korb. Highest prices paid for all kinds
of automobiles. ALI kinds Of parts on
hand. Radiators. carburetors. lamps.
magnetos, springs, generators. tires.
tubes, etc., for sale. 1874 Fayette Street,
1873 New Brunswick Ave. Perth Amboy.
N. J. Tel 1894.
TIRES for sale; Goodyear. Goodrich.
Michelin. Fisk and United States. =. X.
Martin. 145 New Brunswick Ave.
NATIONAL AUTO SUPPLY CO.. complete
line, accessories, tires. tubes. oils, gas
oline and vuicanlzing. Ford parts a spe-
cialt.. 44s Amboy Ave. Phone 55-M.
BRIGHTON AVE GARAGE. Tires,
tubes and accessories Phone 1422-M.
DIMOND G DIMOND Tires. Tubes
and accessories: oils and gasoline; Ste
wart Speedometers and parts. Phone
2173. Madison Ave. and Market 81.
AMERICAN and mo Leak
o. Piston Rings; Raybestos Brake LIN
ing; rim bolts. nuts and clamps; Utility
Protected Heaters. Melbourn & Ritter.
IT Smith ST.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

6 ROOM House: all latest improvements:
fine grounds. Inquire Maple Realty
c.. us Smith ST.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
PIANOS

c. STEINHAUSER. Pianos tuned and re-
paired. 1875 State ST., Perth Amboy.
Tel. 1354-M. First class work.
BRUNTON-Pianos and Player Pianos.
Kranich &c Bach. Hartman Pianos. Som
ora Photographs. Columbia G~rafonolas.
George Fost Manager. 20t Smith St
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
PLUMBING AND HEATING

WILL Install bath and toilet fixtures,
heat your house with steam. hot water
or pipsless furnace on monthly pay
ments. f. ]. Larkin. $40 Madison Ave.
Tel. 742.
DAMGAARD & BUOTE. plumbing, heat
ing and gas fitting; 1obbing promptly
attended to: estimat'- furnished. sos
Elm st. Phone POSI-.
]. S. HANSON. Plumbing. Heating and
Pipe Fitting: prompt and efficient ser
vice. furnished. 1S6 New
Brunswick Ave. Phone 1881.
SANITARY Plumber; gas, and steam TT
ter; furnished. B.. Skapinetz.
234 Hall Avenue formerly 602 State st.
Phone 2144 Perth Amboy. N. ].
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

SPECIAL Opportunity will sell at a bar
gain. A FIVE room house with all i'm
'ovements; fine location: Fords. N. j..
, very easy terms. Maple Realty CO..
! 215 Smith st. Phone 1710.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

ACT QUICK Big bargain; Q family
brick buildings: all modern Improve
ments; steam heat: southern section:
price 80. 200; cash nesded 1000 Schon-
ceit Il BIitxer. Rariian Bldg. Phone
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

TWO Family brick ouildine n Catalpa
heat; a bargain. Alexander Kosene.
Raritan Building.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
MONEY TO LOAN

WE HAVE money to invest on band and
mortgage at 6 per cent. Local proper
only. Margaretten & Lobel. Raritan
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
TRUCKING

JOHN GARDELL. transfer and auto
trucking; storage furniture and p os
moved; city and country. 2o5 Market
ST. Phone AIS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
SHOE REPAIRING


THE WORLD SHOE REPAIRING and
Shoe Shining Parlors: best OF work and
all guaranteed at reasonable prices. NJ.
Lupone. 433 State st.
FIRST CLASS Shoe Repairing: best oak
leather used: also new shoes at reason
able prices. /. Cherensky. ISL New
Brunswick Ave.
FIRST Glass Shoe Repairlng; all work
guaranteed and promptly done; also
new shoes of best qualities. standard
makes. S. Goldsmith. 127 Fayette 81.
GOOD Shoe repairing guaranteed; any one
having 5 pairs shoes soled and heeled;
one pair fixed free. Gennart. 225 WASH
ington st.
CENTRAL SHOE Repairing Co. will save
you. shoes. We restore them to their
original newness; moderate prices. go
Madison Ave. Opposite Majestic.
UNITED SHOE Repairing Co. only one in
city using Goodyear Welt System: does
not tear welts; rebuilds them; saves
shoes; best oak leather used; moderate
prices. 242 Smith st. Opp. c. r. r.
MADISON SHOE Repairing Shop: again
under ownership of Chris Rasmussen; all
work lone by hand and guarantee {;
prices moderate. PIG Madison Ave.
FIRST CLASS Shoe Repairing; mems
sewed s1.75, nailed $50; ladies' sewed,
S1.50; nailed, s1-35. Rubber heels IL
cluded. 2.7 Smith Street near oak.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
HELP WANTED-MALE

PILE DRIVER Engineers; non-union: IL
eensed or willing to obtain license IN
New York Harbor; wages s45 for 4S
hour week. Address Box is. Care News
BREAD and cake baker wanted. Apply
12l Main st. Woodbridge.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., handy man around
small country place. Write stating sa-
larry. Address Gardener Care News
YOUNG BOY TO work in chemical labor
atory. Apply Tottenville Copper Co.,
Tottenvills. Staten Island.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

BUILDING LOTS at Fords. s55 each and
at Woodbridge. s55 each. small farms
at $500 each and upwards.
HANS NIELSEN CO.,
LOG Smith 81 Psrfi Amhny N
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

FOR SALE-Five room house: all i'm
provements on Mary Street; baragin.
Inquire Massopust Bros. & Company.
692 State Street
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

FREDERICK L. BROWN & SON: Real
Estate, Mortgages, Insurance and
Steamship service. We are now located
in our new building. 2S2 King st.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

d. KADIN, express and storage. long dis
lance moving with care. 204 New Rruns-
wick Ave. Phone 1876. 1889 Perth Am
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

SMITH sTREET property for sale; also
a number OF desirable residence prop
critics. Fraser Bros. Savings Bank
Building. Second Floor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
TALKING MACHINES, ETC,


COLUMBIA Grafonoias. records. clocks.
watches. 1ewelry. Catholic prayer books;
repairing all makes talking machines:
watches. B. Dzielak. 312 Smith 81.
EMERSON RECORDS. all the latest songs
and dance hits or sale. Watches. Clocks
and Jewelry; also expert watch repair
Ing. S. Carbon. 70 Smith 81.
COLUMBIA Grafonolas. all the latest
records: sewing machines and baby
carriages on easy terms at Salter's. 35I
State st. Phone $50.
and best; on Pathe and Ac-
lucille Steel Needle Records. Special
ofer with each Pathe Machine from
Model No. z to Model No. IS; $500
worth of records free. Easiest kinds
Of easy terms. We have all the latest
music rolls. ]. Smerling. 14S Smith
st. Open Evenings: Tel 1879
PHONOGRAPH Records exchanged; rec
ords you are tired of. Write or phone.
our representative will call. c. A.
Seele. 1913 High st. Phone 1855.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
SITUATIONS WANTED

EXPERT MACHINIST desires position.
Tel. 2149-R.
WOMAN wishes work BY day. Mrs.
Duke. 2S9 Fayette st. First Floor.
Phone 1923.
LICENSED MAN (married) wishes posi-
ton as fireman or Waterman. u. c."
517 Hartford st.
WOMAN for homework; half days. 100
Second Street.
WASHING or Cleaning by the day. 377
Elm St, upstairs. Write or Call.
YOUNG American woman wants to do
chamber work, housekeeping or prac-
teal nursing. SCI Hartford st.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

NEW 5 room bungalow at Fords; all i'm
provements including heat. electric light
2 lots. 80 < $50. Can be purchased
with small amount OF cash. Pierce
johnson & Co. I'll Smith 81.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

FOR SALE-6 room house, Raritan Man.
or: all improvements; steam heat. cleo
trio light, gas. Owner moved out of
town. j. Krelelsheimer & Son. 1913
Smith St Phone 1914 H.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

FOR SALE-Two family seven room
frame stucco dwelling on Bruck Ave.
Inquire Massopust Bros. & Company.
692 State Street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

MORTGAGE LOANS in sums of $500.
50, 900. 90, $4,000. 90. $4,000.00 Conard &
Company. 102 Smith Street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
ELECTRICAL SERVICE


r. II. BECK. Electrical Contractor: tx
turer. motors; wiring; esttm- .es fur
nished. 1853 New 7runswiek Ave n ne
1918. Night Phone i32S-M.
AMBOY LIGHTING co. Full line u
lighting fixtures. electrical supplies and
household appliances 1885 Smith St.
Phone s51
r. l. scHUCK. motors and generators In
stalled and repaired. line construction
and interior wiring. Shop and r dc ce
44s Compton Ave. Tel 1917.
GUTH ELECTRIC CO. electrical contrsc-
tors and dealers IN electrical supplies.
lighting fixtures OF quality 1855 Smith
ST. Phone a.
PERTH AABOY Storage Battery & Elec-
trio Co. We repair anything electrieal:
motors. Generators. starters. etc. Ar
natures rewounds motors bought and
sold. 2ss Madison Ave Phone 1901
J. J. YELLEN; Electrical Contractor;
finished house wiring a specialty; nx-
lures at reasonable prices; estimates
chesrfully furnished. 1si Lind ~
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

ANDERSON. Trucking. en-
gines, boilers. machinery. safes. heavy
hauling and ringing of every descrip-
ton. Pierce Arrow anc Packard 3 ton
trucks. Tel. 17S. II Fayette Str I.
Dor.h A~hov ~
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

rooms: part improvements, So. 500.
Hans Nelson Co. 1876 Smith Street.
FOR sALE-Grant Street; two family
frame dwelling; 4 rooms each floor;
part improvements; small cash pay
-ment. conard & Company. 1e2 Smith
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

ONE THOUSAND Dollars cash will buy
good investment property In Gordon
Street; 40 foot front; two family house.
Price $1,000. Inquire any afternoon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22
WHERE TO DINE

VICTORY RESTAURANT. oyster and
Chop House. Sea Food Special. Popul r
+. prices. 322 State Street. near Jefferson
ST., Perth Amboy. Tel. 1884.
PRESTO LUNCH and Bakery. home
made pastries: popular prices: open
day and night. 113 Smith Street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

c. BORUP. transfer and auto trucking:
storage. furniture and pianos moved;
city and country. s35 State St. Phone
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-03-22

FARM FOR SALE-110 acres; 0 miles
from Perth Amboy; az miles from
Plafnfeld; 3 miles from New Bruns-
wick on stone road. IL acres woodland
with brook running through farm. 9S
acres clear. fertile soil; 50 ncres sowed
with rye and wheat; s carloads ferti-
lizer ready for immediate use. IL room
house with running water; also all out
buildings equipped with running water.
For any further Information and terms
Address nP NJ" Care News.
The daily times., 1921-09-22
REPORT WEST HUNGARY
A REPUBLIC.

Vienna, Sep. 21.-Stephens Fred
erick, former Hungarian premier ar
riyed at Odenburg, Burgenland on
Monday and proclaimed West Hun
CRY a republic it is declared by
newspapers here.
Burgenland was recently in the
hands of insurgent Hungarian bands,
but they are believed to have with
drawn for the most part as a result
of representations by allied authori-
ties.
Budapest. Sept. 21.-Austrian re-
ports that Stephen Frederick has pro-
claimed a republic and the Hungarian
government has ordered mobilization
of troops are denied by Hungarian
authorities.
The daily times., 1921-09-22
4 Beauchamp came back fire,

N Beauchamp came back fired
with inhibition to do something to
lend a helping hand to her fellow
workers and better their condition in
every way possible. she says.
How would you set about to do it,
if you had free hand?" inquired a
visitor
I'D unionize them" she replied
promptly, land work for better hours
and better pay"
Miss Beauccamp says she does not
expect to return to Bryn Mawr or
any other college for further work
She says that, as far as her plans
are now, she will go ahead with the
old job, trying to make something
more out of it, by aid of her sum-
mer's experience, and trying to help
other girls make their own jobs bet
ter.
The daily times., 1921-09-22
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Having qualified as administrator
of the estate of Alice E. Gay, late of
Wilson County, this is to notify all
persons having claims against said
estate to present them to the under
signed at his address, Wilson, N. c..
Route 4, on or before the 1st day of
September, 1922, or this notice will
be plead in bar of their recovery Any
persons indebted to said estate will
please make prompt settlement with
the administrator
This the 1st day of September,
1921.
JOHN A. MCKEEL.
1 10 p Administrator.
The daily times., 1921-09-22

clients 10 deposit suthcIenI funds L,
cover the cost OF publication be:or,
we will insert legal notices.
We have probably $500 o" wortl
of legal notice accounts on "ur TOOK,
tLat we have worried over Tor tn
past two or three years tfysH. 1
collect and are no nearer now thar
when we started, and We need th'
money Tor our paper is cash when
we get il and our help must be peil
every Saturday night
The daily times., 1921-09-22
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children
I'm Use For Over 30 ears
s5ss:':;s z,~.S: 'ss bears or &nzAEzS@

New York. Sept. 21.-Lowell Sher-
man. an actor, who was wanted by
District Attorney Brady of San Fran
cisco in connection with the case
against Roscoe Arbuckle today left
the train while on his way to New
York and vanished in an automobile
with woman. This information was
given at District Attorney Swain's Of
fee after Mr.. Swain went to the sta
ton to meet Sherman.
The daily times., 1921-09-22
BOOTLEGGING
TO "BEsY PEOPLE,


Washington. d. c.. Sept. 21.-Col
William Hayward. Unite Stat.s At
torney at New York, who has en- in
Washington this week declares that
many OF the highest class bootlegSers
in the Metropolis have peculiar
idea of the prohibition law.
/ My attsn. ION was c;.iied :ecently'
sa the Coionel,' to one If tbs deal
er.i Il. ini, :..oants who carrIrl IN his
businrs., win some of the best people
IL TIE t.ty He dropped II the other
day -. i enc of fis Customers and
| bega,. to apIay his wares.
Il have some very fine Scotch,
some "crmutn, rye, bolrhon, -eme
dc menthc ard few quarts CT chain
payne t. days declared the vendor of
fire wate! !" What can L s-ll you?'
"H;.ve you any absjnethe?" one
of his prospective customers inquir-
ed
''No indeed responded the Boot
legger,' its against the law to sell
absinthe"
Another man, and by the way he is
a North Carolina negro who has got
ten rich selling booze to Washington-
ians, won't sell to negroes While
talking to one of his customers a
few days ago the negro said"
BOSS its like dis. | used to sell to
niggers and about every thirty days
Ise done git into trouble wild de
judge. But since l been selling to
Oats de reason why l likes to sell to
white folks"
The daily times., 1921-09-22
SOAP FACTORY WORKER
GOES TO BRYN MAwR.


Kansas City, Kan, Sept. 21.-Af-
ter putting in two months at Bryn
Mawr College this summer, Miss
Louise Beauchamp of this city is
back at the soap factory where she
is a fore-woman.
The previous education this Kan
sas girl had enjoyed halted abruptly
at the eighth grade. She then went
to work in the factory wrapping
cakes of soap. She continued at it
several years, until she was chosen
to go to Bryn Mawr with all expenses
paid
This was part of an experiment,
conducted by the college authorities,
women labor leaders and alumnae
this year for the first time. Eighty
one factory workers in various parts
of the county were given scholarships
and had every advantage of college
life and education at this well known
Pennsylvania institution. Then they
went back to the work they had left.
'tOf course, I didn't get an educa-
tlon in eight weeks-a person could
not be expected to-" the Kansas City
girl said, tBut I did njoy it, certain
ly, and 1 think 1 got a good deal out
of it. I tried to get all I could"
The daily times., 1921-09-22
MUST PAY CASH

We have lost so much money. and
the accounts are of so much trouble
and the difficulty of collection is so
great, that hereafter cash must ac
company all legal notices for inser-
tfon in the Times.
Attorneys claim they are not re-
sponsible for the accounts when
their clients do not pay them and so
we frequently lose the money.
The daily times., 1921-09-22
LEAVE WILSON

LEAVE WILSON
S:45 A. M. Daily for Greenville
Washington, Edenton
Elizabeth City, Norfolk
ParlOr car Washington
to Norfolk.
4:49 P. M. Daily for Greenville
Washington, Belhaven.
1926 A. M. Daily for Washington
Edenton, Elizabeth City
Norfolk. Sleeping car
Wilson to Norfolk. Sleep
ing Car, Marsdin to New
Bern.
5:04 A. M. Daily for Raleigh, Fay
etteville, Charlotte and
points west and south.
Parlor car to Raleigh.
10:15 A. NJ. Daily for Middlesex,
Ze5ulon, Wendell, Raj.
eigh.
5:45 P. M. Daily for Raleigh
and points west and
south.
The only North Carolina line,
running it's trains into Norfolk City.
For Rates, Routes and other in
formation call on or write to
K. G. WINSTEAD,
Wilson. N. C.
The daily times., 1921-09-22
NOTICE-LAND SALE

Under and by virtue of a deed of
trust dated March End. 1920. exc
cuted by H. Garland Granger and
wife to the undersigned, and because
of default made in che payment of
the notes therein secured. l will on
MONDAY, OCTOBER 10TH, 1921,
between the hours of IL NJ. and l p.
NJ. offer for sale to the highest bidder
door in the town of Wilson, that GER
tain lot known as lot No. of the
West End Park property (see plat
book No. 1, page $50 beginning on
Nash road at the corner CT lot No. 6,
runs thence Southwesterly along the
line of lot No. 6, 200 feet TO a stake.
cornering, thence Southeasterly, a
line parallel with Nash Road 70 feet
to stake, cornering. thence North
easterly parallel with the first men
toned line 200 feet to Nash Road,
cornering, thence NorthwesterIy with
and along the line of Nash Road 10
feet to the beginning, it being the
very same lot conveyed to H. Garland
Granger by deed of Mary p Church.
we'll.
This the Sth day of September, 1921.
w NJ FARMER,
Trustee.
Bryce Little, Atty.
The daily times., 1921-09-22
PASSENGER TRAIN SCHEDULE
Norfolk Southern r. r

Corrected to Aug. 10, 1921.
Published as information onIy:
not GuaraDtaad
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1921-03-24
w. L. Stamey, Candi-
date fol-. Mayor, Sub
nlits a Few Facts

A few facts of possible interest to
voters, submitted after answering va
rlous questions, in regard to my can
didacy for mayor.
Religion Member Wesley Memo
rial M. E. church.
Politics -Independent, locally.
Affiliation-Member of Commercial
club, Kiwanis club, Elks' club, Moose
club, ETC.
Business Owner and proprietor of
The High Point Review and Stamey
Printing House, and owner Stamey's
Jewelry store.
Onew Stamey's Jewelry store.
I Director and stakeholder the North
State Telephone Co., Dixie Veneer &
Panel Co.
Stakeholder and depositor, Com
mercial National Bank .and Home
Banking Co. Deposition Wachovia
Bank & Trust Co.
Stakeholder Mutual, Perpetual and
Piedmont Building and Loan associa-
tons.
Stakeholder exposition building and
new hotel, etc.
Member Jr. Order, Red Men, Wood
men, Moose, Elks, Knights of Py-
thias, Knights of the Maccabees, etc.
Member city council past two years.
( Originator of the free school book
system in High Point a n identifying
of cemetery, and of city Fairgrounds.
=, Staunch supporter of better streets,
water and sewerage facilities, schools,
lighting facilities, etc.
Stands for progress and good gov
eminent and to guard jealousy the
good name of High Point and it's en-
viable reputation.
w. L. STANLEY.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12
SIBRAVACEK
Zivot a dilo samorostleho
filosofa q les0.
Napsal FIR. Flos.

llC.===7 - # :---===-- -.
PAM vytahli spisy z kapes,
pocltali, odhadovali, rozkazo-
vail.
Sibravacek mlcel. Jiz sc pru
vod ublral kolem archivu" a.
lie 2 panu nikdo nerozkaZoVal,
aby otevrel dvefe, ma nichz vi
sci velky .zamek. To nebylo ST.
bravackovi who'd, pral, ably a.,
spon pan komisar do archivu
nahledl, proto rekl lhostejne:
"Tohle abychom ami neotvi-
rail-, jsou tam ien knihy, lei
stra a takove haraburdi."
TAXI" hned pan ma to.
"Jsem velky milovnlk starych
spisu. PAM Sc podivaji zatim
dale, ale mne otevfte ten kur-
mix, rad Sc presvedcim ma
Evlastni oci."
Sibravacek nemohl nalezti
klice, mrkal potaji ma komisa-
re. ale tim vice vzbuzoval jeho
zv6davost.
"No bude to? Deite sem ty
klice, otevru sam ~
Klic zaskfipl zamku a pa
nu komisari vydral Sc q 1st tlu
meny vykfik prekvapeni. De-
| set, dvanact belounkych pytlu
stale tn rade. VklouZl tam
iako stin a hned take iako
stin zamkl.
Po chvilce~ vysel, petlive
zamkl a odstoupiv stranou, "a
volal pokynem Sibravacka :
"VeImi dobre, dobfe, starry,
vzacne knihy a nemohou tam
mysi?"
"Inu, ty potvurky vlezou
vsude, to je take takova re-
partice.'
Pan komisar Sc vlidne u
small, pral zertum. "Slyste sta
!. rouSku," septal dutklive, Ultra
nebo pozitfi nalozte ten krasny
billy archiv ma VIZ (ty cedu
nechte tady pro podruhe) po
Slete furou spolehliveho clo-
veka."
Gale komu to ma dodat?''
pta sc Sibravacek.
"Prayda, pravda, moudry
muzi! AT sc pta 20 mne rex
ne, ze we've to rekvirovane zbo-
III, ia uz TO rozdelim. TAX
pojdme, panove, pojd'me
Vsecko Y ncjIepsim pofadku
Jsem 1plne spokojcn. A panu
vrchnimu vyfidte mou dctu, m
ily starousku! Pojd'me y
A pani Sli radi, vzdyt' y no,
stinci cekal ob6d a prosinc
byva ma sypce oskliva zima.
Jeste pfi louceni We yratecf
dvora pripomenul pan komi
sar: "Tedy pozor ma ten ar
chiv a poslete cloveka moudre
hot
Sibravacek jen Sc klan6l
kyval bilou hlavou.
I Nazeitfi strhl SC okresnln
| meste p. ma ulicich poplach
Bylo asci k desate hodine, kdy:
: 30 namestich a ulicich proJl
zdel pansky vuz q Amalie
!. Volta Zeman, nejhloupeisi vo
: lax, vykrikoval: "Lidicky, ne
vite, kde tn zustava ten yelk,
pan od tc repetice?'
: GO mu chcete?" ptali $
: mestSti zvedavci.
q "Tuhle mu neco od mas We
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-05-12

Zvedavci 81 hned prohlizeii
zasilku hned ma to ozyva Sc
smich lani.
"Jen Sc podivejte lidicky,' =
kricl jakysi mladik, "co dosta-
vaji pani k svatku! Tuhle pytel
nulky pro pana okresnlho to-
no, pro pana okresniho onoho,
pro pana komisare. ] ably do
Mich tisic hromu! Takhle Sc to
rekviruje? Tohle 81 dame IL
bit?"
Deset jinych vrhlo Sc na
vuz a kazdy drzi v ruce cedu-
Ii, kterou utrhl pytle, ale
Volta ki'ici: "Kde tn zustaya
ten pan cd repetice, ten to roz-
deli spravedlive!"
Nahodou (jist6 Sc to stava
.nahodou) nachomytl Sc tn
straznik a ihned "uredne "a
krocil," ale dav shodil no $
vozu, protoze prekazel pfi SUI
davani pytlu.
Straznik bezel kvapem 0 po.
moe. Brzy Sc vratil, ale VoituN
WIZ byl jiz prazdny.
"Pojed' - vykrikl straznil
ma Vojtu, "zas to nalozis d do
vezeS tam, kan isl mel. Ale ne
bylo co nakladat. Pytle zmize
! ly a Volta vida marnost mama
hani, Svihl do koni a jel try
skem zpatky.