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New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

Many people laugh at others as dead ones'' merely because they fail to appreciate the things to which those others are alive.
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

One who doesn't know when he is licked will never "get wise" to his own failings
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

An optimist is one who thinks it might be worse: 8 peSsinist is one who suspects that it will be.
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

It appears that they wronged Greece who accused her of setting forth on a campaign of conquest.
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

Great Britain's standing in the big League must depend largely on hel standing with the miners.
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

Experience is the best teacher. but she instructs in a lot of unpleasant things.
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

Marcus Lcow says I've small soon De wearing dress suits to the movies. Not until somebody invents q chewing gum that won't stick to pants.
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

When a man says he feels like 8 two-year-old, he should explain whether he is thinking of a horse or a jitney.
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

The Virginia judge who rules that a man must stay at home at night is doing his best to discourage romance.
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

War: The business of killing off private citizens to punish the inl- pudence of an arrogant statesman.
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

The report of waste in the ordnance department is not surprising. In this glad spring season, many arms go to waist
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11
FACTS AND FANCIES BY ROBERT CULLEN

A casual study Of the mess the world is in will help you to understand why brain fever is very rare.
New Britain herald., 1921-05-11

Isn't it rather heartless to limit immigration to three per cent and then limit the immigrant to one half of one per cent?
 The chief difference between Ger many and the Allies concerns the line of demarcation between can't and won't.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-12-09
"Made Money"

The first person to make a counter
felt was Richard Vaughan, a linen
draper of Stacord, England, which oc-
Cured in 1858. The Bank of England
had been in operation for 81 years
without ever experiencing the slight
est trouble or apprehension in the
matter, and would probably have gone
Oh for many years more, but for the
ambition Of this man to impress his
fiancee with a show of his wealth. He
handed over to this lady a consider
able sum in bank notes, all of which
turned out to be of his own manufac-
ture. The fraud was revealed by one
of the engravers whose services had
been engaged upon one part of the
note. He communicated with the au-
thorities, and Mr.. Vaughans enterprise
came to tragic end
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-12-09
A. The RiaIto

Thursday "Humoresque. Fannie
Hursts' beautiful story of a boys
genius and a mothers love. Begin
ming in the clamor of New York's
Ghetto Rising to the heights.
A story that cries to hide its
laughter and laughs to hide its tears
Friday Little 'Fraid Lady," feat
uring Mae Marsh. The story. is
adapted from "The Girl Who Lived
in the Woods" Mae Marsh, the girl
of thousand woods, returns to the
screen after an absence Of two
years. Snub Pollard Comedy.
Saturday Douglas MacLean in
"One A Minute" an unusual come
dy with a novel twist which makes
the picture decidedly entertaining,
International News.
Sunday "Dawn in the East" feat
uring Alice Brady. Miss Brady is at
her best in this picture. The story
of a Russian Nobleman in the net
of a Chinaman.
Monday and Tuesday Charlie
Chaplin in "The Idle Glass;" There
isn't an idle moment in this picture
because Chaplins in it every minute
in a dual role. The first episode Of
Hurricane Hutch" This serial has
no knives, no guns, no crime. 1t is
clean, vigorous and exciting. 1t is
the Saturday Evening Post story
idea magnified in action, multiplied
in sensations. The serial called cen
Isor proof.
Wednesday and Thursday, No Wo-
man Knows" adapted from Fanny
Herself" written by Edna Ferber
No woman knows what destiny has
in store for her, nor whether she
has the courage to remain undaunt-
ed in the shadows until the sun
light breaks.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-12-09
Well Disguised, Sht. Thought.

My English professor was always
immaculate, and was most careful to
have his ties and shirts harmonic.
One day we were asked to write a
character sketch of some person we
knew. / chose the professor as my
subject, being careful, Of course, to
disguise the fact. Among other
things / stated that / could picture
this kind of a man keeping spotless
when boy, and that his mother prob
ably tied his curls back with a blue
ribbon.
Imagine my embarrassment when
the next day my theme was returned
with q fine grade, and the single no
tation, mo. 1t was pink. Chicago
Tribune.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-12-09

A Union Meeting of all Denomi-
nations will be held in Library Hall
Sunday evening, December IL, at
7:45. Rev. S. Patterson Todd is the
Gen. Secretary and Field Worker
for the Wisconsin Lords Day Ali
ance, which is an auxiliary to the
Lords Day Alliance of the United
States. The question is: "The Sun
day Law, Why and How We Saved
It." All citizens of al creeds are in
vited and welcome.
Committe, Rev. Boyd Kramer
Rev. Charles Atkins
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-12-09
Left Him Thinking.

After a sermon by an old colored
preacher one of the brethren said to
him: '.Br'er Jenkins, how fur off, you
reckon, hell isl" How old is you,
Br'er Thomas?' asked the preacher.
"Well, sub, eff / don't miss my kalker-
lations I is sixty-fo'." well" said
the preacher, wen you wuz born
inter dis worp, hell wuz jes' sixty-fo'
years of, an all got ter say is. Ell
you amt in sigh er it BOY. II a'ii't 80
fault. San i.aiei 80 .sr>...,su1.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1921-12-09
C. E. SWEENEY.
Dealer in Real Estate.
Edgerton. Wisconsin.
WISCONSIN and WESTERN LANDS
for sale or exchange.
Remarkable Physical STRENGTH.

While the average woman possesses
only about two-thirds of the physical
strength of the average man, there
are plenty of exceptions, and there
have been women who could rival
almost every feat Of the strongest
man. One of the most wonderful Of
them all was Miss Kate Roberts. the
daughter of WEIGH preacher.
Though there was nothing in the
least massive about this yorn- worn-
an. she co'Id lift a frll.grnsn laaa
above her head with one ARA.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-02-14

magnitude in the cost of materials
noticeable the question is asked, will
the labor unions consider a reduc-
ton in wages at this time?
The answer is. the labor unions
will consider any and everything
reasonable.
While it is true that a half a loaf
of bread is better than none, it is
no foundation for argumenting the
right of labor to contribute its share
toward development without the
upper of other needful require
mentS.
1t is a well known fact that those
employed in the building industry
are subject to lost time and hat the
average weekly salary is hardly
sufficient to cope with present day
necessities-especially with those
having families.
Organized Acknowledgment, tact
full, always considerable, advocates
hearty cooperation on the part OF
its members in stimulating business
and does not ask any more than a
fair return for it's effort, and in con-
clusion l am of the opinion that II
union labor through reducing its
wages will blaze the way for a re-
duction in life's necessities, union
labor will respond. Yet let it be I'M
derstood that if there is truth in the
statement, boost the wages and up
goes the price of the barrel of flour,
the same applies to maintain the
price on the barrel of flour and up
goes the wages.
ROBERT NJ. CHAPMAN.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-02-14
WAGES AND PRICES
n EVENING NEWS:

EiplIOIk ENlNG NEWS.
Will a reduction in wages on the
part of union labor stimulate the
building industry?
The incident is all the more i'm
portant because the present inactiv-
ity holds grave possibilities fact
realized by all concerned.
The general public is led to be-
lieve through articles in the press
that the aggravated building situa-
ton is due directly to organized
labor. That its alleged minimum
output-and high wages-coupled
with high cost of materials are re-
sponsible for the excessive costs of
living.
This is an unfair assertion. The
aim of organized labor is to assist in
establishing efficiency in order that
it will not be necessary to reduce
wages or defer starting new work
and it's object is to avoid placing
obstacles in the path of business
that are detrimental to its resump-
ton.
The war just completed was to
establish democracy and our pro-
gress must lead in this direction,
Unjust chastisement on the part OF
the public toward organized labor
will not hasten the reduction of cost
| or increase VI plOduNllOH.
The chief factors in construction
are labor and materials, wages be-
ing relative to what labor produces;
materials. prices what they are. and
from which there is no
OF the two. materials are the bis
factor and of more Importance il
cost than labor, and while it may be
the fact that materials have re.
dueed something in cost, they as &
whole have not dropped twenty-five
per cent.
If recent estimates are proof thai
materials have dropped twenty-five
per cent, 1 as one of the public
would like to know what secret IL
there in business hat permits con
tractors-"Outsiders" with enormou!
overheadNexpense-to take the large
contracts in this vicinity and still
pay the prevailing scale of wager
without objection.
With no apparent reduction o
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-02-14
PUBLIC OPINION
THE SLAVE MIND

-
Editor Perth Amboy Evening News,
Sir: When there is any item OF
news published in your paper re-
garding the political aspirations Of
the people of Ireland to regain their
independence. it is either garbled or
taken from sources inimical to those
aspirations. and implies the fact that
you are opposed to the American
principle of liberty for all peoples.
great and small. and that your SYM
pathies are with the nation which
keeps ireland. as well as other peo-
pies. in bondage. This policy IN your
part is repulsive to a umerou and
intelligent body of your readers in
this city and suburban towns who
sympathetic with the principles of
human liberty everywhere, and who
are imbued with the real American
spirit transmitted to us by the great
men who founded this republic.
Thomas Jefferson. in the Declara-
ton of Independence. charged Eng
land with a series of crimes against
the Colonies. which justified them in
rebelling and seeking their indie
pendence.
The people of ireland have far
more reason for seeking total separa-
ton. The status of the Colonies to-
ward England was far different
from that of Ireland in her relations
to that country. The Colonies were
part of Great Britain's colonial
Empire while Ireland. in all its his
tory. never acknowledged England's
jurisdiction yer her destinies. Eng
jurisdiction over her
Is in possession of ireland by
force of arms. and that alone; and
therefore the Irish people cannot be
in rebellion against her as she has
no legal standing in the island but
that of brute force.
England is fighting for her life
planning to avert a war which her
statesmen (and every intelligent OBJ
server who is conversant with con-
ditions not only in Europe. but the
world over) see is inevitable in the
very near future.
Ireland. for generations past has
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-02-14

A good looking lamp
for library or table use.
Regularly $15.
Now 5000 - Saving
$40.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-02-14

Estimates Cheerfully Furnished
Concrete. Brick a. Frame Buildings Moved
ass NEVILLE ST. TEL. 507-M
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-02-14
Court Orders Payment Made.

BY STAN IorrespOnuent
NEW BRUNSWICK, Feb. ii
Judge DAILY in the court of common
pleas Friday ordered the Raritan
Trust Company of Perth Amboy to
pay to Sheriff Elmer T.. Wyckoff
S143.5S from the account of Anton
Miller, a garage owner in Perth AM
boy, to fulfill an execution. When
the money has been paid the sheriff
will give a release for the account.
The money was due 10 the standard
Oil Company which oncer secured
the execution.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-02-14

We bought these goods whnh demand was me Then demand ksned in all lines :" we have an
stock and have cut pns tn minimum.
Ym NAV not find completely line dn appliances in our local sales ohe bth here some fcMh and
ever YOU find yu can count toni being a wonderful Mg n wee an0 nope 10 provide Mymg SO good
fma along time if evna audit will dmbhe&b several year before nomap approach he o&rnsw m
Ym ej justified in anticipating hmea social ne eds birthday, anniversary ana ""ng gs "h
can get such unusual values ats such great savings Make your own omp@honS
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-02-14
MOTHER GRAY'S POWDERS
BENEFIT MANY CHILDREN

Thousands OF mothers have found
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders an excel
lent -elnedy for children complaining Of
headaches, colds. feverishness. stomach
troubles and other Irregularities from
which children suffer during these days
and excellent results are accomplished
by itG use. Used by mothers for over 80
yearsA Sold BY Druggists svsrywhsre.-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-02-14

With electricity to do
the work you can easily
make smart clothes for
yourself and the children
at half the cost of ready
made garments and be
assured of fit and indi-
viduality.
Are electrically driven
machines are o; various
types: Rotary, Vibrating,
Automatic (chain stitch
T W o-S poo Machines,
Portables and Desk Mod
els.
If our local office has
not the particular type
you desire, we will en-
deavor to get it for you
from one of our other Of
fees.
Regularly from $50 TO
1924, sale prce from $45
to $93. Saving SIS to $31
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13

HOES. rakcs. shovcls and garden
tools of all kinds. Pueblo Hardware
Co. to2 Santa Fc ave.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
HUNTERS AND FISHERMEN

Dupps & Hamlin. OF opera House
cigar Store. can supply you with
licensc-cvcry day in the week, from
s a. m. to IL y. m. Call and get copy
OF tho new laws.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
Notified Of Session
Educational Cabinet

Mrs. Lille o. Baker. county super
intcndcnt of schools. was yesterday
notified by Miss Katherine l. Craig.
state superintendent of public instruc-
ton. to attend meeting of her cdu-
cational cabinet at noon today in
Denver.
Mrs. Baker is in charge of the stand
ardization work in rural schools under
the appointment made by the state
superintendent: this Is considered one
of the most important features of the
states new educational department.
In the notice from the state official
no intimation WAS given of the nature
OF the emergency meeting. but 1t was
stated that 1t is important.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
CARDS TO cArALoGUEs-rr..,l,. Pre-.

Base ball dance at Avondalc Satur
day night. Eight-piecc orchestra.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
Alleged Contempt

To show cause why he should not be
held in contempt of court in failing to
obey the courts order to pay the sum
OF $50 a month for the support of his
children. A. s. MacKinnon has been
cltcd TO appear in the county court on
May 70
II Is stated that MacKinnon. form
eriy a druggist in this city. is now en-
pioycd at Colorado Springs.
At the time OF her action for divorce.
Mrs. Hazel /. Mackinnon was by the
court awarded the sum OF $50 a month
for the childrens support. and SO for
her attorneys fees
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
CITY BRIEFS

APPLIED ECONOM1CS-Thc eighth
meeting of the class in applied
economies will be held tonight (Friday)
at O'Clock, at the McClelland library.
AFTER the parade, card party and
dance. W. o. w Hall, Fourth street.
DANCE at Brantzels Hall on Rye
Road Saturday night, May 18th. Bose
kcrs orchestra.
HEMSTTTCHJNG
Special for so Days.
An classes of hemstitchinC 10 cents
per yard. The Alice Blouse and Stitch
shop, 31s-19 Thatcher building. Phone
1926.
GET your mower sharpcncd fof
spring. Called for and returned
Price Arms Co. 4os West Northern
Phone S95-W.
The largest motor vans in the city.
a house full at ono load. Phone $50 w.
Union Baggage Trans.
EVERYTHING in tho hardware line
-rakes. shovcls, garden hose. Pueblo
Hardware Co, 4o2 Santa Fe Avenue.
CARDS TO CArALoGUEsLr..hl,a Pres.
LADIES AID SOCIETY of the Fret
Methodist Episcopal church will meet
with Mrs. \. :. Booth. 425 West Eigh-
tecnth street this afternoon at $50
o'clock. All women of the church are
cordially invited.
NOTHING makes a more apprc-
pirate graduation gift for girl or
young lady than a piece of beautiful
hand decorated china. Mrs. Eva
Lowe Harrics. 11o7 Lake avenue, does
artistic work and takes and executes
orders promptly. or perhaps you
can find just what you want in her
well filled studio at 1907 Lake. Prices
very reasonable.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
Dies Of Injuries
After -Four Years

Paul T. williams. of Colorado
Springs, died yesterday as the result
OF injuries received in a horse run
away four years ago at Hotchkiss.
Colorado. Mr.. Williams is known to
Puebloans, having married Miss Jcr-
ness Andrew. of this city.
Tho deceased leaves his wife and 4
son. Leigh. age eight years.
Funeral arrangements Will be finally
made when tho deccaseds father ar
rives from New Mexico where he has
been on a business trip.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13

That Better Oakland Car can now
be bought for Si.375.oo delivered at
Pueblo.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
HYDRo-sroNs HOMES. Phone q

RON SOCIAL at Vincland hall Fri
day night o'clock for boncft OF
Nincland bail team.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
PHONE, FoRBUSE FOR COAL.

LADIES having hats they want re-
trimmed. rcmodclcd or renovated.
will lind Just what they want in style
and workmanship at Mrs Thco. c.
Cramcr's Home Millinery shop" us
Grand avenue. Mrs Cramcr under
stands all branches of millinery work.
and all her work Is artistic. Prices
very reasonable. All kinds of trim
mings and come new hats for sale.
Dance at Goodpasturc Saturday nigh,
May II. Good music.
II. a. SMITH for first class carpe,
cleaning. Phone ?I-W.
MALoNEY tho Tailor has moved
to $40 So. Union ave.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
Early Meeting
Of Commissioners

II was an early bird meeting which
the board of county commissioners held
yesterday; instead of 10 o'clock as is
usual for the opening of the Monday
and Thursday sessions. the board go,
down to business at Sis.
Some petitions wcrc received and n
number of bills were examined and
allowed.
Cause of the carly session was that
the members of the board wcrc desir-
Gus OF taking part in the official OPEN
ing and christening of Canon City's
new mountain park. The commissioners
did their part in the festivities and
with tho eatablcs. and returned home
soon after 4 O'Clock
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13

That Better Oakland Car can now
he bought for st.375.oo delivered at
Pueblo.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13

DANCE at Brantzels Hall on Rye
Road Saturday night, May 18th. Bose
kcrs orchestra.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13

APPLIED ECONOMICS-Th eighth
meeting of the class in applied
economies will be held tonight, (Friday)
at o'clock, at the McClelland library.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13

AFTER the parade, card party and
dance, w o. w. Hall, Fourth street.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
ECONOMICAL R|GHT0

surely you didn't pay $500 for that
evening gown. Didn't you got any
thing Off? Yes. everything dared. e
This * applicable 10 that lumber bill
II you figure II at tho Newton Lum-
ber Co They cut the price all they
dare.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-05-13
Mrs. Riner Dies

A telegram to Governor Adams yes
terday announced tho death in Chcy-
emo, Wyo.. of Mrs. John A. Rincr. wife
Of John A. Rincr. of the United States
district court.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-29
Driver and dogs
Frozen in Lake
Famous Racer Found Sitting
Upright in Siedge
Under Ice.

THE PASS. Man. Nov. sS.-Sit-
tins upright on his sled with his
nine dogs stretched out in perfect
order as though they were still
racing. the body Of Walter Goyne.
famous dog racer, was found
in Moose Lake under six feet nf
ice.
T. L. L. Lamb. an old friend of
Goyne. who has been looking for
the body for two weeks, was as
founded when he came on the body
while strollinC dCspondently over
the ice. II was as IL a picture of
his friend had suddenly come be-
fore his vision.
The famous doE-racer. winner of
the 1920 Hudson Ray Derby. went
through the ice November Is. 4
Iarty from Dupas trading post
went in search of him, when sew
eral pups following him returned
The body was found twenty feet
from the shore. Goyne had evil
IDENTIFY FIRST gone through the ice
farther out and eXtricated himself,
for two of his dogs were found
frozen in the ice nearer the middle
of the lake.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-29
Craig's Report
To Marker
In Erin Today
Premier to Address Ulster
Parliament; ; Cabineti in
Secret Session.

LONDON, Nov. 2s.-There will be
a crisis in the Irish negotiations
tomorrow when Sir James Craig
makes a statement to the Ulster
Parliament in a form agreed on
with Prime Minister LLOYD George.
The Ulster cabinet met for two
hours in Belfast today, hearing
Craig's report, but proceedings were
kept secret.
Belfast was quiet today. All
street cars were protected by wire
TO ward of bombs. One of the vic
Tins Of last weeks rioting died to-
day. making the thirtieth.
Michael Collins and Desmond
Fitzgerald are still in Ireland. but
are returning tomorrow.
Mr.. Lloyd George was fog bound
at Chequers, his country home to-
day. 1t is stated that he is deter
mined to go to Washington wheth
er the Irish conference breaks
down or not. He will make up his
mind on the sailing date by Thurs
day.
(Copyrirht, 1911
The Washington herald., 1921-11-29
ARBUCKLE TELLS
STORY OF PARTY

SAN FRANCISCO. Nov. 2s.-Roscoe
Fatty" Arbuckle. film comedian. to
day told his story from the witness
stand in Judge Louderbeck's court.
His actions, which have been stamped
by the State as unbelievably vulgar
and savage, were explained by him as
acts OF mercy and chivalry.
His testimony is that he did not at.
tack Miss Virginia Rappe when he
followed her into room 1919 in the 81.
Francis Hotel on Labor Day and
locked the door behind him; that he
had nothing to do with the injury
that caused her death.
He tells Of finding the woman lying
on the floor of the bathroom in 1918.
writhing in pain, and of ministering
to her; that he did not know, when
he entered and locked the door. that
she was there; he placed her on a
bed and went to call the other women
in the party.
The Washington herald., 1921-11-29
CHINA DEMANDS FOREIGN
NATIONS REMOVE TROOPS
THAT INFRINGE ON RIGHTS
WIRTH RAPS
W BRAND
Foreign Affairs Commit.
tee Refuses TO Send
Note to u. S.

BERLIN, Nov. 2s.-Chsn-
cellor Wirth went before the
committee for foreign affairs
at o'clock this afternoon to
read his note OF protest 10
Premier BRANDS speech at
Washington in which the
French leader claimed that
Germany had secret armies
which threatened the peace
OF Europe.
A majority Of the commit
tee in heated debate decided
against sending this note to
the American commissioner
at Berlin for delivery to Sec
retary OF State Hughes. II II
declared that the note. which
was kept secret. denied the
truth Of VI. Brands state
ments in detail and protested
against the alleged calumnies
against Republican Germany.
The committee declared il
was not according to interna-
tionsl procedure TO protest
against the action Of one ma
tiOn's diplomat by addressing
a note to a third nation.
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