The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1921-06-10
JIST PLAIN DOLLARS,
ONLY THEY IS WILD

some things what trys the soles NV
most men, also them what amt men.
Dollars, dollars everywhere n not |
no nary one to spend er this some is
what everybody is thinkin' only they |
thinks it is the other Teller what
has got all the dollars n them what |
has got all NV the plugged nickels.
Plugged nickels is what you has got |
N dollars is what the other Teller has
got, only the other fellers is thinkin' !
this same all NV the time, which |
same is one time when two folks
thinks the same thing, which don't !
happen very often, which don't make
no differents is when folks don't
think likewise why this is what gives
lots NV folks sumthings to chew the |
rag bout, n es this is all sum folks |
has got to do, why sumbudy ort to |
be happy.
Els fer these same wild dollars
what amt broke yet why these same |
keeps everybody else busy tryin' to
ketch sum Nv the same n this keeps |
all NV these gasaboos from gittin'
their sed noses into every BUDDY else's |
business, only sum times it don't, n
then there is all kinds NV fiddlers to
pay fer what nobody amt danced
after, n all the time they has been
playin' Hail Columbia" er sumthing
else what costs jist es much
Now es to these here wild semo-
liens what we wus talkin' bout, why
these here kin cause more trouble fer
most folks than most all of any
budy's dogs when they has run sum
jane ragged fer lookin' like she wus
sum turked busterd, es they keeps
all the poor fish diggin' IN srratchin'
like they has got sum wood-ticks
what has bit n moved their camp
to where the bitin' was sum better,
which same anybudy what has got
bite kin tell jist how it feels only
most NV the time they is so busy
scratchin' fer this sed bite that they
amt got no time to tell anybudy
what kinds Nv feelin' they they has
got which same anybudy what has
got any senes will say is sum busy.
There is sum other things bout
this here kallukey what everybody
is tryin' to ketch n this same is, that
every other bird in the whole world
Is after this same, n lots NV the time
they is them what bumps heads
scramblin' after this here wilk lack,
which same causes sum to be sore
heads so es they goes round growlin'
like they wus sum hound what has
got last years bone, only the same
has got sum bonehead es anybudy
what can't git in the mad jamboree
fer the kale without gittin' bone
cross-ways in their throat ort to go
n stick their sed koo koos in sum
hole where they won't bother any
BUDDY else. Whey anybudy is chasin'
the dollar what the poet sez is al
mighty why they wants to grin like
sumbudy's chestshire cats n then no
budy amt gOin' to know it if you
finds you has only been chasin' lit,
es there is lots NV. folks what runs
es hard es they kin N don't even
ketch a smell lessen they gifts Whit
Nv sum BUDDY elses fat what has got
into the fire. N there is lots what
rams out ever time they Gums to bat.
Then there is sum what thinks any
kind NV ruff stuff is all right list SO
they kin win out, n Nv all the little
peanuts them kind is the worst, es
they is willin' to kick their own
grandmother in the eye If it will help
their own fool self. Likewise there
is sum what is all the time tellin'
how much they has dun fer sumbudy
else n what they has give to sum-
BUDDY else, which same is why thew
amt got any more jack than they
has, only most NV the time they is
lynn es this kind don't give nobody
nothing lessen they gifts paved a.
plenty fer the same, n they is usual
ly so title that barrel what amt
got no bung amt got nothing on
them.
Then there is sum other kinds NV
old birds what makes these sed
semOliens harder to ketch than ever
es when they gifts hold NV sum NV
! the same they squeezes 'em so hard
that the sign I'm God We Trust"
which same is on these sed dollars,
changes so es it reads, Eye Gods We
Bust which same is what most NV
us what amt no millionaires is dom
these days. Now sQueezin's is all
right fer the girls n fer anybudy
else what likes squeezins, buo any
budy better not squeeze sum bird till
they squeals like sum NV these CASA
! bOos in a dom.
Wv course if anybudy can't ketch