The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1921-07-14

z ~ 100 I0il lOI bDuHu ana lOANl.
r When that which drew from out the
boundless deep
Turns again home.
Twilight and evening bell,
And after that the dark
And may there be no sadness OF fare
well,
When | embark;o
For tho from out our toarne of Time
and Place
The flood may bear me far,
hope TO see nay Pilot face to face
When | have crossed the bar.
Alfred Tennyson.
4
A recent ad III farm paper: IF
eggo doesn't make your hens lay
they're ROSTERS"
The owl is really pessimist. He
looks on the dark side and boots at
everything.
No baby under year old ever look
ed like its father or mother. A baby
that young just looks like baby and
that's all,
Well, you can't blame France for |
being proud Of Carpenter, and there
IL no reason why the United States
should be proud Of Dempsey.
A Kentucky cure for the old fash
Toned beIlyache: Hang your hat on
the bedpost and drink whiskey until
you can see two hats" But what is
whiskey, anyway, and where may it
be obtained?
II the reports Of the effects Of the
wine poured into the Coop canal last
week are true, Carpenter could have
whipped Dempsey, together with all
his seconds and bottle holders, if GONE
one had just slipped him one drink Of
it.
what is a skeleton?" asked the
teacher. There was period of pain
full concentration, following which
little girl replied triumphantly: "A {
skeleton is what you have left of a
man after you have taken his out !
sides off and his insides out" '
The office boy walked into the sane e
.um of the editor and announced, 2
There's a tramp at the door and he :
Jays he hasn't had anything to eat t
ior week" Fetch him right in,"
aid the editor briskly; "if we can
discover how he does it, we can run .
his paper another week" !
Axel, Swede in an outfit at Fort =
ay during the mobilization period, =
woke up one morning with desire to
oaf. He got put on the sick call
linking it was worth trying, anyway.
1t the dispensary the doctor looked ic
i'm over, felt his pulse and took his Il
Then he said 81 can't =
nd anything wrong with you" No ii
nswer. "See here, what's wrong d,
nth you, anyway" 'Doc," replied ts
Ixel, that bane your job" :.
=.
The Seattle Coast League team beat 10
alt Lake the other day 20 to IL, the r
est score run up at a ball game since =
he Toad Mountain wallpapers and II
Iuddy Pass Incinerators reached the II
core Of 10 to 81 in the third inning II
hen Pitcher rags" Murphy was ia
en- from the box and Slim Patterson, II
K feet seven and a correspondence
'hool graduate substituted. The II
Uses were full when Murphy quit
I'd by the time Patterson unwound
r the first pitch two men crossed
e plate. Winding up for the second
ot, Slim got so badly kinked that
, had to Be carried from the fie'
ID it took the. bridge crew an hour
straighten him out. iii
Arthur Todd" said the teacher. I'm
tiently. what Is Il you are Adget-
Z withf' Arthur colored up, but
not reply However, the class
itcher was ready rs usual with full
ats pin he's GOT
} said triumphantly. "Take it away
I'M him and bring it here" said the
'cher. The offending pin was brot
her and there was no more trouble :.
I'M Arthur. Presently it was Ar II
IRIS turn to read, but instead of
nding up as the rest had done he
still and looked scared. "Well,
y don't you 70 on with the read /,
=" said the teacher. "If you mis- ,
AVE any more shall make an ex- ;
pie of YOU "Please, miss slut
ed Arthur, Il can't stand up. The
you took keeps me pa-ants up"
I've known some mighty strong
q in my time said Old Bill Mis- u
ems, "but about the strongest man
! down in Baker City. He was q
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