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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Not Kidding, Either,

Carl lobe, who for several years has
sold newspapers at Washington and
Meridian streets, and who is always
available when inquiring strangers
ask any directions, was accosted by
an out-of-town visitor the other day.
The stranger inquired:
where does Edison keep his phono-
graph shop?"
1.-The man wasn't kidding, either"
Jobe id.-Indianapolis News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
WOMEN! USE "DIAMOND DYES"
Dye Old Skirts, Dresses, Waists,
Goats, Stockings, Draperies-
Everything.

Each package Of Diamond Dyes"
contains easy directions for dyeing any
article of wool, silk, cotton, linen, or
mixed goods. Beware! Poor dye
streaks, spots, fades, and ruins mate
rial by giving it "dyed-look-" Buy
Diamond Dyes" only. Druggist has
Color Card.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Will Rheumatism Again
Bind You Hand and Foot?

blood, that you should try rem
edy that has proven so thoroughly
satisfactory in these cases. S.S.S.,
the fine old blood remedy cleanses
the blood of all impurities. and re-
moves all disease germs that may
creep into the blood. Begin taking
S.S.S. today, and if you viii write a
complete history of your case, our
medical director will give you ex-
pert advice, without charge. Ad-
dress Chief Medical Adviser, 157
Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
kino Georue Now "BIaek Pig"

King George has received new
title and is now a member of the
Black Pig Order of Great Britain. II
Is a social organization of men who
are interested in raising the famous
Berkshire pigs, and particularly in
terested in making them reach un-
usual size. King Alfonso also is one
of the Black Pigs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
|CutiCura Soap
|Clears the Skim
and Keeps itClear
Soar Csc, Ointment Is and Soc, T.icum 25e.

Music.
sJs Ignatius-A pretty girl is like a
melody.
Ignatz-Yeh, I saw one the other
night that looked pretty sharp, and she
knocked me fiat, so I sent her note.
Ignatius-What lid she say?
Ignatz-Oh, she told me not to play
around.-California Pelican.
There is no excuse for the dyspeptic with
Garfield Tea accessible at every drug store.
ADV.
Between the two evils-a kicker and
q knocker-there Is small choice.
A fanatic has concentration unleav'
ened by a sense of humor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
DARLING BABY
BRIGHTENS HOME
Children's Laughter a Pleasing Sound

Altoona, Pal am writ
ing to tell you what Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has done for me. We
had six children die almost at
birth. From one hour to nine
teen days is all they have
lived. Before my next one
was born T took q dozen bot
ties of your Veg etable Com
pound, and I can say that it is
the greatest medicine on
earth, for this baby is now
four months old, and a
healthier baby you would not
want. I am sending you q
picture of her. Everybody
says THAT is q very healthy
looking baby You have my
consent to show these few
lines to anybody. Mrs.
C. w. BENZ, 131 3rd Avenue,
A Ifoopo Do
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

With the antiseptic, fascinating Cuti-
cura Talcum Powder, an exquisitely
scented convenient, economical face,
skin, baby and busting powder and
perfume. Renders other perfumes su-
perf1uous One Of the Cuticura Toilet
Trio (Soap, Ointment, Talcum).-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

II you had Rheumatism last year
and treated only the pains Of the
disease by rubbing with lniments
and lotions, you can be sure that
soon again you will be in the shack
les of this relentless foe. You may
get some slight temporary relief
from the pains of the disease by
the use of these local remedies, but
Rheumatism is too real and relent-
less a disease to be rubbed away.
So many cases of Rheumatism
come from q tiny germ IN the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Wished MHand Riscuitn

Robert D., age three, had tasted his
first "1ady finger" and, wishing an
other, was at loss to know what to
ask for, so made the following at
tempt: ~
"Please, mother, may have another
hand biscuit""
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
When FeiIer Needs a Friend

Aristocratic Aunt Ito small nephew
from the country playing in the snow)
Please remember, Theodore, while
you are visiting US, that it will be
unnecessary for you to make your
own snowmen. What are the servants
for?-Passing Show, London.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Just as Bad.

Art Critic-"Have you ever been
done in oil?" Vanderlop-"No; but I
have in steel common"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

Just about given up all hope of ever
getting well when decided to try
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry. After taking the first bottle I
could see a difference in myself so
I continued until I took six bottles
and now I am sound and welL"-
BEN BOWLES. All druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
He'd Found Some Use for II.

Indignant Wife Ito husband from
whom she rescues her lapdog)-Dar-
ling doggie is too well bred for you
to moisten postage stamps on his
nose.-London Opinion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

He also that is slothful in his work
is brother to him that is a great
waster.-Bible.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

Sore Eyes, Biood-shot Eyes, watery Eyea
Sticky Eyes. all healed promptly with night
ly applications of Roman Eye Baisam.-Adv
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

No harmful drugs in Garfield Tea. It il
composed wholly of simple, health-givins
herbs.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Thouoh He's Probably Forgotten.

After woman captures man and
leads him away from the altar she
spends the rest of her life trying to
find out the name of the first girl he
kissed.-Toledo Blade.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Few Worth LISTENING To.

= whats a self-made man, pa?
Usually a bore when he starts tell
ing about it."-Boston Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

Favorite Prescription, together with
the Pleasant Pellets. After taking
four bottles of each could be up all
day."-MRS. SARAH r. TERRY.
ALI druggists, or send 10c to DR..
Pierce's Invalids' Hotel In Buffalo,
N. Y, for trial package OF any OF
his remedies.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Side and Back Hurt
Jordan Mines, Vat am making
this statement for the benefit of any

one suffering as l
did. I had pain
in my side and
could scarcely eat
a n y t hi n 6. My
back hurt all the
time and / was
very nervous. No
medicine did me
any good until I
took DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical
H1canuas~vo~dn nf0
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

Before retiring a cup of Garfield Tea.
For good digestion and continued good
health.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
|k17llll32'l1]
|l13!t:1y3!;l|
Bad Stomach
Sends Her to Bed
for 10 Months
Eaf0nic Gets H0r UPJ

"Over year ago." says Mrs. Dora
Williams, ST took to bed and for 10
months did not think / would live.
Eatonic helped me so much / am now
up and able to work. recommend It
highly for stomach trouble"
Eatonfc helps people to get wen by
taking up and carrying out the excess
acidity and gases that put the stomach
out of order. If you have Indigestion,
sourness, heartburn, belching, food re-
peating. or other stomach distress, take
an Eatonic after each meal. Big box
costs only a trifie with your druggists
guarantee.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

The employer who is late for work is
liable to be late when opportunity
comes along.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

Don't think that every fool is Ca
pable Of writing a farce-comedy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Important to Motners
WiliIna to Hold.

"Tve been reared in the lap of lux
ury," said a millionaire's daughter.
"Try mine for a change" suggested
the impecunious young man.-Balti-
more American.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Behind the Times.

''Flubdub says he'd like to take the.
road to yesterday he's all
fixed for it. with his ancient fiivver."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Eresher. 4 Heavy Skin

We cannot expect good to come back
to us unless we send out good.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

Perseverance is the road to success !;
and sometimes to states prison.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

Every man thinks he is more impor
tant than his neighbor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

No, Alfred, family jars do not come
under the head of bric-a-brac.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

"And because he wished to hold his
job, the hired man ''slowed up."-In-
dianapolis News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
Rather Mixed.

'What is his walk in life?''
"He is demonstration for new auto
mobile"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

Constipation generally indicates disordered
stomach. liver and bowels. Wrights Indian
Vegetable Pills restore regularity without
griping.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

ASSSSA W. w ASAA SSr
eral different doc
tors and none
seemed to do me
any good. Any
thinSo : ate seemed
to bloat me and
cause great mis-
cry, and at night
I w uld ia X q
spells with my
heart and had to
jump up to get
INV hrooth r had
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

When a young man or clock gets
too fast q setback is necessary.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18

Regard righteousness as gain.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
SLOW
DEATH

Aches, pains, nervousness, diff
Guilty in urinating, often mean
serious disorders. The worlds
standard remedy for kidney, liver,
bladder and uric acid troubles
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
INDISPENSABLE Things.

Indispensable Things.
The wonderful new inventions and
conveniences are fine, but the world
cannot get along without such indis-
pensable old-fashioned things as kind
ness, courtesy and hands held out to
help.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1921-03-18
STOMACH MISERY

Meadow Greek, W. Vat had
been sick for about year and had
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1921-08-25

er amended by House Bill Nc. 50.
Session Laws OF 1921. same being
the statutes governing said mat
ter.
And IL IL so ordered.
The Board OF County Commissioners
OF Beaver County. State of Okla
homa.
=. II. DRUM. Chairman.
ARTHUR DANIEL. Member.
Attest-BEULAH HALL.
County Clerk. SEAL
Moved by Drum and seconded by
Daniel that the resolution OF Mr..
Forde as engineer be accepted.
Both voting yes.
Moved and seconded TO adjourn
to meet August s, 1891. Motion
carried.
Board met August 5. 1921. at
1880. Daniel and Drum present.
Moved b. Drum and seconded
by Daniel that the following rebates
be allowed Motion carrtec
r. @. Patton. tax sale cert. No.
:lo. ss.17.
Williamson. J. A.. rebate. land
covered by water, s5s.l5.
Davis. Laura J.. rebate. land COW
cred BY water. t53.5s.
CoI-Henry Grain Co.. error In
listing property By assessor
Beaver. Oklahoma. August s. 1921.
The Board OF County Commis-
sioners OF Beaver County. State OF
Oklahoma. being in regular session
assembled in Beaver. Oklahoma,
this NTH day OF August. 1921.
And IL Appearing TO the said
| Board that a great number OF Auto
mobile license fees have not been
paid. and that in consequence oi
this delinquency a large sum oi
money due the State Highway Con.
struction fund OF Beaver count,
and an equal sum due the Mainten.
ance fund OF said county and
under the provisions of Chapter
290. Session Laws OF 1919. Is nov
due and unpaid.
And 1t further appearing 70 thu
said Board that the best interests
] of Beaver county and the conven.
ience and comfort OF the citizen.
| thereof and public policy require:
that the aforementioned Law be en-.
| forced.
And It further appearing to tbs
said Board that the Commissioned
Of Highway Of the State OF Okla
homa has offered to cooperate with
the said Board in causing to be col.
lected the sums now due and un
paid to the use and benefit OF tn.
| citizens OF said county from tht
use of the aforesaid funds.
Now therefore, be IL resolved
that the Board of County Commits
sioners of Beaver County hereby
designate w. b. Tedder. Of Beav,
er. Oklahoma. to be and act as
Special Enforcement Officer. anC
request that the Commissioner
of Highways appoint the said w
b. Tedder as Special Enforcement
| officer for the Department Of
| Highways. to serve without salary
OF compensation from the said De
partment of Highways, his com
pensation to be paid from fees and
rewards prescribed in Sections T.
10, and 13 of Chapter 290. Session
| laws Of 1919, as amended by
House Bill 30S, OF the Session Laws
of 1921. and further that the
Commissioners of Highways furnish
the said w. b. Tedder with the
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1921-08-25

For Sale or Trade Overland Ligh,
-Four Touring Car. practically new. See
Geo. Cafky at Bank of Beaver City.
Beaver, Oklahoma. s-ll-tf
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1921-08-25

Pigs for Saie~G, l. HIlderbrand. Pea.
yer, Oklahoma. 5.25 9-1 2tpd
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1921-08-25

Member.
o. o. MENDENHALL.
Abseut-Sick. Member.
Attest HALL.
County Clerk. SEAL.
On motion the following partial
support we're allowed:
Mrs. L. B. White. SIS.
Zena Andrews. SIS.
Moved BY Daniel and secluded
BY Drum that all road bills prior
TO July 1. 1921. be disaliowed for
want OF funds. Motion carried.
No other business the Board re-
cessed.
State OF oklshoms. Beaver County.
SS.
/. Beulah Hall. county clerk In
and for said state and county do
hereby certify that the above Is q
true and correct report OF proceed
ings had at this regular session o
the Board OF County Commissioning,
August /. ., 3, 4, s. 1921.
In witness whereof set my hand
and official seal this the 5th day
of August. 1921.
BEULAH HALL.
Seal County Clerk
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1921-08-25

necessary commissioners. warrant.
and authority TO act as such Special
Enforcement officer. together with
any necessary Instructions. forms
and other matter necessary proper
~ 20 carry on such enforcement
work
And be IL further resolved that
= copy OF this resolution be sent to
the said Commissioner OF Highways
as a request for the aforesaid ac-
tions and that said W. b. Tedder Is
hereby instructed TO proceed with
the said enforcement work immedi-
ately upon receipt of proper au-
thority from the Commissioner of
Highways. according TO the laws
governing such work.
And II is 20 ordered.
The Board of County Commissioners
OF Beaver County. State Of Okla
hO-a
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-06-17
Our STATE RETAINS AN
INTEREST IN SETTT ERs

G. NJ. Householder, of Madison. was
Ill the city Monday. He has been
making a trip through some of the
northern counties as the representative
| of the state immigration commission
er's office. The object of his visit was
| to interview the settlers who were in
fluenced to purchase lands and make
homes in our state through the efforts
and representations of the state office
with which he is connected
He calls on those new citizens of orr
commonwealth who have come to us
from other states to make homes. to as
certain how they are getting along. He
finds out through these interviews how
they like their new homes; what their
chief problems are how they are being
treated by the people who sold them
their lands; how they are being treat
ed by their local merchants what their
needs are, etc, etc.
The state of Wisconsin, represented
by the immigration commissioners
office, does not lose interest in a set
tier as soon as he has bought his land
".
1t keeps tab on him and endeavors to
help him by kindly advice and instruc-
ton. All information obtained from
the new settlers are noted in black and
white and filed in the office in Madison.
On this trip Mr.. Householder was
accompanied by representative of the
SeabOard Air Line railroad company,
which company owns millions of acres
of undevelOped southern pine lands
which they are DESTROYS of disposing
OF to settlers, along their line of road.
He was here to take note of the meth
DDS of the state of Wisconsin in secur-
ing new settlers, learn their problems
and their methods of establishing new
homes on the cut-oyer lands. This com
pany, in short, wants to know how it
can settle its undeyelOped lands with
farmers who will stick, make prosper
Gus homes, and become an asset to
them. He was accompanied by a secre-
tary who took notes of all he saw and
heard, to be used in the roads cam
paign for settlers.
But Householder set rather rapid
pace for the fleshy aud elderly railroad
man, who had 10 take a day off, to
rest Up, not being accustomed to rid
ing in fiivver over all KINDS Of roads
in the backWoods at a rate of speed
which probably compared favorably
with thu speed of some of his trains.
The beauty OF woman IS in her
womanhoQd and not in the drug store,
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-06-17
House Passes Sweet Bill ConS0li-
dating Federal Bureaus Deal
ing With War Veterans.
PASSAGE UNANIMOUS
Provision is Made for Creation of De-
partment Combining War Risk In
surance, Vocational Training
and Public Health.

Washington-The House passed the
Sweet bill under which government
agencies dealing with former service
men would be consolidated The
measure now goes to the Senate.
The bill was passed by the unani-
nous vote of 1886 to 0.
The House spent more than week
considering the bill and adopted a few
minor amendments, but the measure
was approved virtually as it was re-
ported by the House commerce COM
mission.
Provision is made in the bill for
creation of veterans bureau in the
Treasury department, in which would
be placed the War Risk Insurance bu-
reau, the Federal Board for vocational
education and functions of the Public
Health service relating to war vet
Grams.
Fourteen Claim Offices.
Fourteen regional officers would be
created for expeditions handling Of
claims of former service men for COM
pensatiOn, hospital and medical care
and vocational training. The director
of the new bureau would have power
to determine the extent Of authority Of
regional branches to make final settle
ment Of claims.
Provision is made for establishment
of 40 offices at which war veterans
could apply for relief. These would re-
place 1877 soldier relief bureaus now
maintained by the government through
out the country. The location of the
new offices would be determined by
the director of the veterans bureau.
An amendment was added to the
bill providing that the regional bureau
and suboffices created by 1t must au-
tomatically cease to exist July 1, 1926.
The House also approved an amend
ment by Representative Elliott of In
diana, authorizing payment of govern
ment insurance to benefciaries Of war
veterans who permitted their policies
to lapse while suffering wounds or dis
ease incurred in line Of duty, from
which they died.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-06-17

Of the few men in America
today who are writing human
interest, honey poetry, Dir.
John J. Gaines is excelled by
none; Quantity musical, full Of
the human tone, disdainful of
the "highbroW," they strike the
responsive chord that is so
charming to the ears of the
great mass Of American people
today.
This is the man and this is
the poetry that has been en-
gagged to interest and entertain
our readers through the Auto
caster service, in which this
newspaper holds an exclusive
franchise. We will therefore,
publish a poem, or prose poem,
by DR.. Gaines regularly during
the next year. Watch for it.
DR.. Gaines ("Uncle JOHNNY
resides and thrives at Excelsior;
Springs, Mo-, which he describes
as ''bein' as nigh to the center
of the earth as you can drive q
stake"
Unlike other well-known news
paper poets, DR.. Gaines is coun-
try made, country bred, and
continues In the country town
life. Our readers will soon real
iZe that he is one of them-a
plain American citizen.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-06-17

The beauty OF woman IS in hel
womanhoQd and not in the drug store
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-06-17
PUZZLE: FIND ONE BIG
MAN

There's a Teller here amongst
us that deserves sinceres
praise. There amt no other
citizen more FUNCTIONS in his
ways.-He's silent as a crow
bar an sober as a jedge-an' he
fills our b | a m e requirements
with a skill that's feather-edge
I know you all will wonder, an
| give you leave to guess the job
that holds my hero, ere [ hasten
to confess.
AS / think still more about it,
Pm compelled to state the fact
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-06-17
SUPERIOR YOUTHS IN
AUTO THEFT SYNDICATE

Eleven Superior boys from some of
the best families in the city have confess
sed their operations as an auto theft
syndicate The boys range from 9 to Ii
years in age.
Theft of many cars and stripping Of
Oned. were admitted according to the
police.
The parents paid the car owners, and
the boys were freed.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-06-17
STATE CONVENTION
OF CHRISTIAN CHURCH

a state convention Of the Christian
chur hes of Wisconsin will be held in
Ladysmith in August.
This will be large convention and
Ladysmith will be called upon to en-
terrain many people of this denomina-
ton from all parts of the state and
some distinguished religious educators
from other states.
Members of the local Christian
church will soon be busy making prep
aratiOns to take care of the visitors.
Robert Raikes established the first
Sunday school at Gloucester, England
1881.
Exchange what you don't want for
what you do want. Advertise.