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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-19
Dinner Stories

why" Indignantly asked the pros
poctive customer as he looked at the
ancient relic of the pioneer days OF
motordorn. did you advertise this re-
r,inisccncc as q late model"
"Well. ANYBODY who drives 1t Will
never get anywhere on time, that's a
cipch."
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What are those dreadful pictures
hanging on the walls OF your waiting
room?"
"They illustrate some of the tor
lures OF the Spanish Inquisition. re-
piled the dentist.
~ should think they would be out
of place here"
Not at all. After my patients nave
seen what people suffered in the old
days. having a tooth filled seems mere
child's play"
The review., 1921-01-06
COULD NOT OVERCOME HABIT
African Explorer ImpeIIed to Guard
Against Assassination, Even In
Midst Of Friends

An anecdote of Sir Henry NJ Stanley
that we'll illustrates the famous ex-
plorer's mental unrest is related by
Mr.. w. w. Ellsworth, in "a Golden Age
Of Authors
I'VE entertained the Stanleys at an
afternoon reception" says Mr.. Ellis
worth. ut was in the old clubhouse at
Lafayette place, New York. I was on
the committee, and wanted Mr.. Stan
leY-he was not knighted then-to
stand in certain place near the cen
ter of the room, where he could receive
the people. But he would not stay
there; he insisted on backing up
against the wall
FINALLY appealed to Mrs. Stanley
Why will not your husband stand
where put himT Simply she said,
because he is afraid some one will
stick him in the back with spear
"The habit, acquired in Africa, of
protecting himself by standing with
his back against a wall was too much
for Stanley even in the safety of New
York afternoon reception"
The review., 1921-01-06
CUT DOWN BIG MILK LOSSES
Marked Effect Upon Prices That the
Ultimate Consumer Must Pay
for the Product.

To develop better methods for
handling and shipping milk from the
farms to the city market is the OBJ
ject Of an investigation of practices
in various milk plants, which is be
ing made by the dairy division of the
United States Department Of Agricul-
ture. Milk losses during shipment
have a marked effect upon the price
that the consumer must pay for the
product, and upon the price that the
farmer receives for the product. The
losses are of two kinds; those re-
sulting from milk souring in transit,
and those from theft, spoil6ge and
leakage. Both are believed to be
avOidable if the farmer, country deal
er and city dealer will work to-
gether.
Dealers are being asked to give in
formation on various subjects, such as
the methods used for transporting milk
from the farm to the dealer, the pro-
lection provided for milk while in
transit between dealer and the city
market, and the relative efficiency Of
different types of refrigerator cars.
The review., 1921-01-06
DAIRY
POINTS
GREATER USE OF PUREBREDs
BY Fractional Ownership Of Bulls
Indiana Dairymen Get Benefit Of
Such Sires.

In Harrison county, Ind, where the
"Better Sires - Better Stock move
ment is gaining headway, dairymen are
making wide use Of good, purebred
bulls in an economical manner. By
fractional ownership Of the bulls they
receive the benefit Of such sires with
out mourning the entire purchase cost.
In one day recently the United States
Department Of Agriculture received
statements from three dairymen in
Harrison county, all of whom follow
the practice mentioned. The advan-
tage of choice of several sires is the
wider opportunity to make desirable
matings, thus fastening progress in
grading up a herd.
In many other localities dairymen
are combining their forces, sometimes
with the object Of testing bulls before
sending them to the block, sometimes
to save expense, and sometimes to give
local predominance to one breed Or
another. An informal combination Of
this sort is often highly useful.
This is not the same thing as a bull
association. The cooperative bull as
SOciation is an institution designed to
accomplish these and many other OBJ
jects, on a large scale, by a form of
organization which has been extensive
The review., 1921-01-06

Antoinette's Itchen Rose King, sis, 900
Guernsey Bull Owned by Rowan
County, N. c., Bull Association.
ly tried and perfected by experience.
1t is recommended by the department
that farmers should give consideration
to the benefits they can secure for
themselves by a closer and more eff
fective union Of interests in a properly
organized bull association.
The review., 1921-01-06
IMPORTANCE OF DAIRY BARN
Many Failures Have Been Recorded
Because Of Poor Structures
Building Cost High.

The dairy barn is more than ever
one of the principal factors in dairy
farm operation. In many instances
dafries have failed or succeeded be
cause of the barn. This year prob
ably there is more thought given to
barn construction than ever before.
This is because dairymen, farmers and
breeders have come to realize the i'm
portance of the barn and because the
cost Of building has mounted so high.
The review., 1921-01-06

past is a chamber of discomfort. Let
therefore the old year bury from
sight it's story of sin and sorrow and
failure. Let there be sincere repent
ance for the follies of the past, and
then let new man step forth to meet
with hope and determination the glad
New Year which God desires shall be
blessed year for every child of
earth. When God forgives, He for
gives utterly. He casts mans sins
Into the depths Of the sea-" Why
then should memory thrust it's hooked
pole into the sea to dredge the bot
tom and bring up by the locks some
pale memory which God has plunged
into the ocean of forgetfulness? Mans
life is not in the past, but in the
days to come, for our times are in
His hand.
And how many aof US are waiting
for the opportunities of the coming
year? With how many of US is 1t the
unuttered hope that tomorrow may
be free from the sins and the mis-
takes Of yesterday? I pray God that
for you it may be so. Your times are
in His hand, and let your Father
shape the new year for you; let Him
rule it, and strive with the help Of
the Spirit to walk the way of His
commandments. "Forgetting the
things that are behind, let US press on
for the prize Of the high calling in
Christ Jesus"
The passing year also must remind
US that there will come last year for
each one of us. Perhaps this coming
year is your last. Are you therefore
ready to see the curtain rise upon
eternity? Are you now ready to hear
the midnight cry, and to enter into
the marriage supper Of the Kings
Son? Our times are in Gods hand,
and no man knoweth what day or
hour he may be called from his labor.
Though we live to be counted among
the oldest inhabitants we must depart
at last Others have gone before us
and are going every day, and yet we
seem so eager to forget our own NOR
tality. Nay, let us rather look for
ward with anticipation, believing that
God will then give us a New Year
which shall be without sin and tears
and sorrow and pain, where love shall
rule, and where happiness shall be
complete In the fullest service to our
God.
The New Year bells will soon be
ringing. Do not fail to make some
personal preparations efor it's coming.
Make resolutions for the future on
the basis of your experience of the
past Every heart knows its own
needs, and it's own weaknesses. Be
not discouraged by past failures, but
pray to God earnestly to help to fu-
ture successes. Take this New Year
as a holy gift from gracious Father
and begin to live it carefully and
prayerfully. DO not strive to carry
the burdens OF future months, but live
each day as If it we're the last and
the best In spite of all the ills which
we: see in the world today, let US be-
lieve that the New Year will be a
blessed year to all mankind, and let
each one of us do our uttermost to
make it So May God look upon us
all in mercy. and may He let this
New Year
Ring out old shapes Of foul disease,
Ring out the narrowing lust Of gold:
Ring out the thousand wars of old.
Ring in the thousand years Of peace.
The review., 1921-01-06
HlGH-PRICED LAND POSSIBLE
Dairying Keeps Up Fertility Of Soil
and Makes Larger Yields of
Various Crops.

Dairying makes high priced land
possible. Striking as this statement
may seem it is proved by the fact that
dairying keeps up the fertility of the
soil and makes high yields possible.
High yields show that the land is able
to earn satisfactory income on a
high valuation.
The review., 1921-01-06
Roostinu RicxcIe Trade

The tendency all over the country to
raise trolley and railroad fares had
an immense effect on the bicycle
trade. They are being sold to persons
who are going to take care of their
own transportation problems.
The review., 1921-01-06
HAY IS ESSENTIAL TO. CALF
Roughage Keeps Stomach Of Animal
Distended and Allows Food to
Be Dlqested.

Milk is very satisfactory to furnish
food during the early stages Of the
calfs life, but it is the roughage that
keeps the stomach distended and al
lows the food to be digested. When
a calf is deprived of hay, it will not do
it's best in growth. Hay is an essential
to the young animal and should al
ways be available.
The review., 1921-01-06
When You lbI1a AA0 Will Tone
For MalariaI Fevers and General Tonic
Big Rat With a Bark.

The attention of the Texas depart
ment Of health has been called to a
new rat which has appeared near Red
Rock, which is said to be as large as
a squirrel and acts much like a kan
garoo. 1t has a bark like small dog.
The review., 1921-01-06

Indigestion produces disagreeable and
soInet1mes alarming symptoms Wright q
indian Vegetable Pills stimulate the diges-
tive processes to function naturally-Adv
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1921-11-25
NOTICE OF DELINQUENT REAL ESTATE
TAX SALE

Notice is hereby gwen that on the second
Monday in December, the same being Decem-
Der IL. 1927, the following real estate taxes for
the year 1920 and prior years. having become
delinquent. will be offered for sale at public
auction at the Office of the County Treasurer
of Mellette County, South Dakota. between
the hours of nine o'clock a. m. and four
o'clock D. III.
Given under m hand and seal this 18th day
OF November, 1921. &. w. kERLIN
County Treasurer
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-18

or less difficult for him to remain long
from his office. Always an enthusias-
tic T. P. A, his membership card
bears date of 1903 indicating about 20
years of service in Post c in addition
TO the many civic activities that have
engaged his attention. We are all
proud OF Mr.. Harrington and his sue
cess.
Remember, friend Lebo, when out in
storm
You can't prevent skidding by
footing the horn
Suggestion is offered 70 keep you alive
That you hire a maiden to teach you
to drive
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Everyday Adventures

That Puts The Joy Back Into Life
After you've hired and fired
three chauffeurs in the past three
months. and you begin to think
that all the good ones have per-
manent positions and all the poor
ones are just waiting for chance
to run your car
And the sort of man you want is
one who can drive a car well, who
understands the parts and tempera-
ment of a motor and who is intelli-
gent and willing to make himself
useful in looking after your fur
mace and things around the house
But from what you've observed
lately you are inclined to believe
that there aren't any more like
that, or if there are that there
isn't any chance of your finding
one of them
Until a friend makes the sugges-
ton that you can get in immediate
touch with all the men in Rich
mond who can drive a car and
might be looking for a place like
the one you're offering-simply by
putting a little ad in the Palla-
dium's Help Wanted column
And you take the tip, and within
two days you interview a dozen ap-
plicants and pick just the sort of
capable and reliable man you
want
That Puts The Joy Back Into Life.
Copyright 1920
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-11-18
NORTHERN Chinese
TROOPS DECkPITATE
SOUTHERN PRISONERS
(By Associated Press)

PEKING. Nov. 18-Hundreds of
southern or Szechuanese prisoners
have been decapitated bv the northern
defenders of Ichang, according to re-
ports brought to Picking by foreigners
who have been visiting the Ichang
front. The troops who are doing the
decapitating are not the soldiers OF
WI Pei-fu, but the original garrison
of Iehang. which has looted the city
three times during the last four
months. The bodies of their victims
are invariably stripped of their cloth
ing and then thrown into the Yangtze
together with their heads.
These atrocities were brought to
General WI Pei-fu's attention on his
arrival at Ichang, owing to the fact
that some of the original garrison
one day mistook a Chinese collector
for the Standard Oil company for a
southern soldier, and cut off his head
in the usual manner. They did not
find out their mistake until they went
through their victims clothing in
search of loot and found instead doc
uments proving his identity.
In order TO smooth matters out they
at once fished the head and the body
of the deceased out of the river, sewed
them together again and bought the
best coffin that they could afford.
Corpse and coffin were then carried
to the home of the deceased, where
profuse apologies were offered to his
family for the incident.
The Standard Oil company, how
ever, is not satisfied with these apol-
ogies, and has demanded that a So
laium be paid the wife and children
of the murdered man.
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QUICK RELIEF FOR
ALL RHEUMATICS
If So Crippled You Can't Use Arms or
Legs Rheuma Will Help You or
Nothing To Pay.

If you want relief in two days, swift,
gratifying relief, take one teaspoonful
of Rheuma once a day.
If you want to dissolve the uric acid
poison in your body and drive it out,
through the natural channels so that
you will be free from rheumatism, get
Is cent bottle Of Rheuma from your
druggist today,
rheumatism is a powerful disease
strongly entrenched in joints and
muscles. In order to conquer it a
powerful enemy must be sent against
it. Rheuma is the enemy of rheuma-
tism-an enemy that must conquer it
every time or your money will be re-
funded.
Rheuma is the one remedy that has
relieved the agoniZing pains of
rheumatic sufferers who thought
nothing would give relief. A. G. Luken
Drug Co. will supply you on the
nO-cure-no-pay plan - Advertisement
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their glory but let's take the bill just
! as it comes.
( First on are Gordon and Gordon, in
"Twitters, Twists and Turns" If you
don't think they're good contortion-
lists, you've got another think coming.
/ And they can sing funny songs and
dance a bit. All in all, they've got
about the classiest opening act that it
has been our privilege, etc.
! Zeck and Randolph present one of
! the best little skits you ever saw. I'm
not going to spoil it for you by telling
you all about it but it's funny and it's
good. The girl can sing, is pretty, and
/ is clever. The man is funny and
well, you ought to see him. You can
form your own opinion about "Igge.'
| Now we come to Franklin and Vim
cent. You see, l turned their names
around this time. Want to make EN-
/ both feel good. It's good to meet them
face to face and hear them ear to ear,
how would you say that? You know
what l mean. IN addition to their al
ready established hits they sing sew
eral new ones that have the same
jazzy Jingle. You'll like them.
McRea and Clegg, cyclists, furnish
laughs and thrills. It's a safe bet that
you will stay until the final curtain is
rung down because there is something
doing every minute in their act. The
/ girl gives thrilling exhibitions and
daredevil stunts on her bicycle while
the man, equally skillful, injects a bar
rel Of comedy into the act.
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TAKE SALTS TO
FLUSH KIDNEYS
East Less Meat if You Feel
Backachy or Have Blad-
der Trouble.

Meat forms uric acid which eXCltes
and overworks the kidneys in their
efforts to filter it from the system
Regular eaters of meat must flush the
kidneys occasionally. You must re-
lieve them like you relieve your
bowels; removing all the acids, waste
and poison, else you feel a dull misery
in the kidney region, sharp pains in
The back or sick headache, dizziness.
your stomach sours, tongue is coated
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy, full of sediment; the channels
often get irritated, obliging you to get
up two or three times during the
night.
To ncutralize these irritating acids
and flush off the body's urinOus waste
get about four ounces of Jad Salts
from any pharmacy: take a table
spoonful in q glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine and bladder
disorders disappear. This famous
salts is made from The acid of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations to
clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys
and stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts
is inexpensive; harmless and makes
a delightful effervescent lithia-water
drink which millions of men and wo-
men take now and then, thus avoiding
serious kidney and bladder diseases
Advertisement.
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SATURDAY

Murray-Earle Williams in Bring
Him H." vaudeville.
Murrette-Tom Mix in After Your
Own Heart" Buster keaton in
The Haunted House"
Richmond-William S. Hart in
Between Men"
WashingtOn-JaCk Bessey stock,
'Mary's Ankle
SUNDAY
Murray-Earle Williams in Bring
Him In" Vaudeville.
Murrette-Harold Lloyd in Never
Weaken" Elaine Hammerstein
in Handouts and Kisses"
Richmond-'The Sky Pilot"
Washington-Jack Bessey stock,
Peg o My Heart"
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SUNDAY

ankle and doing few other stunts of
this nature. The production is one
of the great outdoors and shows the
hero living a life of simplicity and
dramatic intensity A beautiful love
story is introduced early in the picture
and adds to the mystery of the story,
which is one of adventure and thrills.
MURRAY VAUDEVILLE
Did you ever drop into the Murray
some week expecting to see just a
quiet little bill and run across four of
the best offering that ever visit this
no mean city. Try it this week and
see if that isn't what happens to you.
1t did to this writer.
l want to tell you about a lot of
things on the bill before I get to Vim
cent and Franklin but am going to
mention them now so their feelings
won't be hurt. They're here in all
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Notes
llA|
WIAADY'
BY Fost c. Scribe

At the next regular meeting, Satur-
day night, Nov. IS, Post c will have
the Rev. Frank Dressed and Mayor
elect Handley as speakers. The bust
ness session will be short and snappy,
affording ample time for the speeches.
Mr.. Handley is a member Of Post C
and a large attendance is certain.
Post c physician, DR.. W. l. Misener,
is planning an extended post graduate
course in surgery at the Cook County
hospital in Chicago. He will not lose
his services entirely as frequent week
end visits at home will enable the
doctor to keep in touch with the work
of the post.
Mcclure, Elwood No, 14975-March
27. 1895.
Mcclure. Charles a. No. 303S2, Oc-
tober IA, 1899.
Mcclure, Whitney S. No. 227455,
March %, 1921
So runs the record of three genera
tons of one family of T. P. A. mem
bers. The &c years that have elapsed
between the first and the third Nc
CURE also shows an advance OF 218480
in membership numbers.
S. E. Swayne. after a brief sojourn
at Battle Creek, is planning an extend
ed rest and recreation trip in Colorado
and other western states. Ed" be
came a member of Post c away back
May y, 1895
Fred G. Sellers and wife of Cincin
natl were guests Of James Martin or
| Armistice day.
One billion perfectly good dollars are
annually expended for candy in the
| United States, which is more thar
| double the amount for the years i'm
| med.ately preceding the advent Of the
eighteenth amendment. Marcus Hast,
wears a contented smle-prohibitioI
is good enough for him
Encyclopaedia are frequently use
ful-sometimes depressing. Whel
Walter Doan stumbled upon the rec
ord of nine hundred million mummie
embalmed in Egypt he lifted up hi
voice and Wept for an early return Il
normally.
Travellers are much interested in tn
census report of farmers cO-operatiV
buying, which is generally understood
as factory TO farm" purchases, elm
mating the services Of statesmen. A
! though only 81 percent OF farms il
the United States reported, with a
average of $257 per farm, the tota
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Urge General AguinaIdo's
Old Home Be Preserved

MANILA, P. l., Nov. 1S.-The house
in which General Emilio Aguinaldo
lived when he was captured by Gen
eral Frederick Funston nearly 20 years
ago has been virtually consumed for
fuel by the inhabitants of Palanan,
Isabella province, only a few posts Of
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MUIR RETTE.

Sid Jordan, who is still in the cast
with Tom Mix in the William Fox
picture, After Your Own Heart" now
at the Murrette theatre, was born at
Muskogee, Okla. and was educated
in the Cherokee Indian school at Van
tia, Ohla. Sid began his career with
the 101 Ranch show, with which Tom
Mix also was associated. Sid is Tom S
right hand man in pictures.
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MURRAY.

Earle Williams was presented with
a beautiful case of surgical instru,
ments when he started out to take the
picture Bring Him In" which is be,
ing shown at the Murray theatre. In
this production he plays the role of i
surgeon, and friends who always enjoy
a joke presented the star with the
equipment and q fake degree so that he
might feel at home with the title OF
doctor.
In the production Mr.. Williams
makes strange use of these instru-
ments. On one occasion he mends his
harness with a surgical needle and
cuts a fishing pole.
While going to school Williams took
course in first aid treatment and
shows his skill in the picture by dress
ing a wound, bandaging a sprained
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the structure being left standing, ac-
cording to a report Of J. H. Butler, SUI
perintendent of schools OF Isabella, TO
the director of education. The super
intendent thinks the house should be
of historic Importance and suggests
that steps be taken to preserve the
site and what is left of the building.
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The Theatres
WASHINGTON,

At last theatre patrons of Richmond
are going to have an opportunity Of
witnessing Peg o. My Heart" the
supper play" in which Miss Laurette
Taylor starred for three seasons. Jack
Bessey has promised to present the
wonderful success of three continents
next week, and from present indica-
tons the house will be sold out for
each performance
Mr.. Bessey says that if any of his
regular patrons have not ordered their
seats for Peg" he hopes they will
not let too much time roll by before
doing so, as they possibly will be
unable to get seats next week.