davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Miley of Nc
renci spent Sunday with her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Marks.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Miss Florence Garrett was hostess
to the 500 club Monday evening.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Ralph Shaffer and Kenneth King
spent last Friday with Mr.. and Mrs
Chas King in Toledo.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Messers Harry and Ralph Merrill
were in Toledo Tuesday on business
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mrs. Sam Morningstar spent Sun
day in Archbold.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Miss Florence Gingrich of Ann
Arbor spent the week end here.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mrs. John LaBadie of Ottawa i
visiting with relatives here this week
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Let us print your wedding invita-
tions. We guarantee satisfaction.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mrs. Clarence Geringer spent Mon
day in Toledo.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mrs. Quinn Poorman and Mrs. E. 5
Bay were in Toledo Tuesday.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mrs. Harmon Krauss was hostess
to her sewing club Monday afternoon
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

IS YOUR SUBSCRIPTION DUE?
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Hear one man before you answer,
several before you decide.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

friend, Miss Kathryn Conrad of Bowl
ing Green spent the weekend here.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mrs. Elizabeth Hine of Toledo
spent Sunday with friends here.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Bryant John
son on Sunday Nov. 18th son.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Miss Estella DGnham spent Sun
day with friends in Toledo.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Miss Dorothy Waldron and Mr..
Clark Biddle heard Madame Patrova
in Toledo last Friday evening.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mrs. Harry Shade has accepted a
position in Toledo
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mr.. Art Fields and wife were
shopping in Toledo Tuesday.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mrs. Sam Rowe has returned tC
her home from the hospital and is
able to be out again.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mr. Robert Gottschalk made bust
ness trip to Toledo Tuesday.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mrs. Ed Springer is i'll at her
home.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Weber and the
Misses HERNIA and Alice Bernath
were dinner guests Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Howard Dickelson, Sunday.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mrs. Nora Ayers is visiting he
daughter Ethel in Toledo this week
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mr.. F. L. Foncannon is confined to
his home by illness.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

The Child Conservation League will
meet this week Friday at the home
of Mrs Martha Hahn.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Miss Helen Leu and sister, Mis-
Florence Leu Of Archbold spent Sun
day with relatives in Delta.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Mr.. and Mrs. r. B. Belding spent
Tuesday and Wednesday in Fayette
and Morenci.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Miss Vera Fouty is i'll at her home
on East Elm Street.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Misses Hazel Sharpe and w
Smith spent Sunday in Delta.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Miss Emma Mohler of Napoleon
is a guest of friends here this week
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Work in the chapter was postponed
this week on account of the Lodge
Room being re-decOrated.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

Thanksgiving Thursday No There thrtseven days until
vemDer 24th Legal holiday. Christmas. Shop early.
Let print wedding invita-
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Mrs spent Born Mr. and Mrs Bryant john
dav in Toledo. Sunday Nov. 18th
Miss Florence Cnerch Ann busi-
ARB rspent the
hostess Mrs Nora Ayers visiting her
Monday evening daughter Ethel IN Toledo TINS week
L. confined to
dav in Archbod his home by illness
Mrs Toledo Miss Vera Fouty is i'll at her home
spent Sunday with friends here on East Elm Street.
spent Miss Emma Moher OF Napoleon
dayw n week
Harry accepted Misses Hazel Sharpe and Iva
nosition in Toledo Smith spent Sunday in Delta
Mrs Ed ill R. Belding spent
home. tuesday ana Wednesday IN fayeCIe
Morenci
MI. Art Fields wife
Toledo Tuesday Miss Helen Leu and sister, MISS
FFe Florence Leu OF Arhbold Sun
and Mrs E. S. with in
Bay werein Toledo Tuesday
is
with relatives this week. Mrs. Martha Hahn
Ralph Merrill
Toledo Tuesday hospital
Mrs Ann Kimerer of spent e " " w @sH
Clark Bdde heard Madame Patrova
. -, in Toledo last Friday evening.
at Friday Miy
inc rencS SDent SUNDAY with her aren't
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

TIE Ai,4aaa kSthfgH and FI8FiNa
Files Spent Sunday in Bryan
Miss Kathryu Files spent several
days this week III Toledo.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1921-11-17

The Miaaaa kSthfgH aad Fi8FiNa
Files Spent Sunday iii Bryan
Miss Kathryu Files spent several
days this week III Toledo.
Work in the chapter was postponed
this week on account of the Lodge
Room being re-decorated.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Weber and the
Misses HERNIA and Alice Bernath
were dinner guests Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Howard Dickelson, Sunday.
Lowell Harper and Dick Outcalt of
/ the University of Michigan at Ann
Arbor spent Armistice day and the
week end with the home folks.
I Mr. and Mrs. August Bauer spent
Saturday and Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. Clyde Parcels and family in
Napoleon.
The hunters sailed forth Tuesday
to every part of the county The
cotton tail will have a hard struggle
trying to save his life for the next
several weeks.
Miss Florence Gingrich and friend
Miss Rena Green of Ann Arbor, Mich.
were week end guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Harry Gingrich.
i Misses Helen Richie of Oak Shade
and Martha Ragan of Tedrow spent
Saturday with Mrs. Nora Ayers and
family.
Mr. and Mrs. Hyman and daughter
Dorothy and Mr.. and Mrs. J. F. Gush-
man of Toledo spent Sunday with
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Morningstar.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Sharpe and
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Porter and daught-
er, Mary Margaret spent Sunday with
relatives in Adrian.
Mrs. Charles Reynolds of Toledo
: and Mrs. DR.. Stein OF Swanton were
the out-of-town guests at the Edgar
Reynolds luncheon last Thursday.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
The Value of
the Plum, Tree

UYHERE the lake jewellers of
" Switzerland lived, on houses
- built out above the water,
twenty thousand years ago, they
now find petrifed the pits of plums.
They grew in the mountains of
the Caucasus and were cultivated
and developed in Rome. The
French today concentrate their
genius on the production of the
most delicate plum varieties. And
in California, the plums dried and
sold as prunes, are one of the most
important products of the State.
For your own health and the
health of your children, it is impor-
tant to know that prunes should be
eaten all the year round, and at
least once EVERY DAY, during the
winter season when other fruits are
not easily obtained.
With the possible and doubtful
exception of the apple, the plum, in
Ats dried form after having been
exposed to the sun, is the most valu-
able of all fruits that grow in north
crn climates.
The Arab will tell you that the
date-palm is the most important of
all fruits. That is true for those that
live in the desert. For without the
date-palm life would be almost i'm
possible for them.
The Arab girl is not thought fit
TO be married until she knows how
TO prepare dates in at least dozen
WAYS.
The American mother does not
l.uow how to take care of her chill
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
rRIENDLY readers who object to
the suggestion that vaccination

Nh1J4NbbI ICooCio wiz ocJoSe W
the suggestion that vaccination
. is necessary, and that scientists
know more than amateur theorists,
are referred to the experience Of
Benjamin Franklin. Franklin's wife,
Deborah, gave him two children, one
a boy of whom Franklin wrote,
thirty-six years after the child's
death: "He was one whom / have
seldom since seen equaled in every
thing, and whom to this day can
not think of without sigh"
Franklin did not have the boy
vaccinated, and he died at four years
of age. If that child had been vac
cinated the chances are at least
hundred to one that it would have
escaped the smallpox. And it is not
easy to estimate the value to the
world of the descendants Of this bril-
liant son of Franklin.
One fact is worth a good deal of
theory. There are millions of facts
in favor of vaccination. New York
tcity, biggest in the world, has per-
haps two or three deaths from small
Ipox annually; before the days of
vaccination it would have had ter
rife smallpox epidemics, an aver
age death rate from smallpox Of
twenty-five thousand would have
been considered reasonable.
- A New York legislator introduces
bill giving persons who are in
jured by bootleg whiskey the right
to bring suit for damages in court.
1T ought not to be necessary to have
any special law. The seller of boot
leg whiskey is distributing poison,
and knows it. Sometimes it proves
to be slow, fairly mild poison.
Often it kills within a few hours or
few days. Selling poison as
whiskey, if it can be stopped at all,
which is doubtful, will be stopped
by encouraging buyers of whiskey
to tell where they buy it, protecting
them from publicity, and paying
them for the information.
viscount Ishii of Japan says
America should not worry about the
alliance between England and Japan,
or let that alliance interfere with
United States disarmament. He
shows an especial agreement by
which Japan would not be COM
PEELED to help England fight
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

dren unless she teaches them to like
and to eat regularly prunes, which
are dried plums, containing all the
good quality Of the fruit, nourish-
ing, supplying sugar, acting as a
BROOM for the intestinal tract,
and at the same time as lubricant.
For the sake of your health and
that of your children, remember that
shopping for the table should include
well-dried, well-prepared prunes, OF
A GOOD BRAND, always. On the
breakfast table, at supper in the
evening, they should be included in
the daily list of dishes, for chill
dren especially. IF you do not al
ready know this, make the mex
pensive experiment and you WILL
know it.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

1t is my opinion that tbs
should be done away with =
movies and on tho stage:
The telephone girl chewing gum.
The night Waterman sleeping.
Tho Irishman as a policeman.
The Hebrew as a second hand man.
The Italian as a banana seller.
The Englishman as a lover OF peace
and liberty. Il. NJ. OSULLIVAN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
Surgery Without Pain.

Chloroform was not discovered by Sir James
Simpson. 1t was the famous English surgeon,
however who sixteen years after the anesthetic
was first discovered, in 1891, began his expert
ments. He boldly tried chloroform on himself
and two colleagues TO test it's effect and the
three were discovered one day lying on the floor,
apparently dead. They recovered and compared
notes, and 30 chloroform camo into general
EurEiCnl
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
ODDITIES.

In Toledo, Ohio. they discovered
two moonshine parlors In grave
yard Dead men tell no tales"
Parents might not care to shake
hands with some OF the fellows their
daughters shake feet with.
"The GIFT Supreme" is running In
the movies. Sounds as IL no were
presenting her with a sugar cured
ham or a bushcl OF coal.
FRED yETTER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
WORDS FROM "WAsHINGTON-'

The fans have been working on the
problem OF BELGIAN" as to the
number OF words to be derived from
the letters in WASHINGTON" BEL
CLAN found AZ. HELEN HUNTER,
aged IA, gets 65; MARIE S. worked
until she got so: w. l.. MAY got IS.
the highest yet. all being plain words.
+. c. FARRELL counted 90 in 10
minutes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
EARLY LOGIC.

The dear little girl was told by the
nurse that during. the night a baby
brother had arrived.
who do you suppose brought him
here?" the nurse asked.
81 know" was the proud answer.
TT was the milkman. 1t says on his
wagon, Families supplied
IOWA-M
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

Apropos the grating of the milk
weed on peach trees, and thus pro-
ducing peaches and cream, farmer
out West tried breeding hogs crossed
with centipedes so that each hog
would have a hundred hams. He also
crossed bees with lightning bugs to
enable the bees to gather honey at
night. X. II. n.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

Repeat swiftly without making
blunder:
David Dsldrom dreamt he drove . dragon.
Did David Daidrom dream he drove .
dragon?
II David Daldrom dreamed he drove .
dragon.
where's the dragon David Daidrom dream
ed he drove? BABY VAMP.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
PAGE MOTHER EVE.

let us put woman back on the
pedestal where she belongs" says
a young u. c. man. taking issue
with DR.. ERNEST T. SEATON.
Seems to me this Is what the
Doctor is trying to do-put wom-
an on a pedestal and throw a
rag OF silk over one shoulder"
while the artist is getting ready.
JULES BACKENHEINER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

According to some OF the
douGhboys of the army of occu-
patton. the question of DIE
WACHT AM RHINE" will be up
to our next President, who may
take 1t apart to see what makes
II go.
JULES BACKENHEIMER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

"BOBBIE" thanks the fans for
solving a problem which was the
hardest one in an examination her
"kid sister, was to take. Good
scheme. wasn't il?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
The high school Girls are max
ing great showings coming down
the fire escapes during the fire
drills. w. WALTER.
WHAT TIME WAS TIT

The clock on the church tower
takes the same time to make three
strokes as the town hall clock
takes to make two strokes. They
began to strike the hour at the
same instant, and the last stroke
of the church clock came exactly
at the last stroke, but two, OF the
town clock. What time was y?
NJ,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

John M. Robson,
of K e n t u C k y,
says. "In gen
eral there can be
no logical or just
reason why the
people h ere
should be de-
prived of the vot-
ing privilege"
Judge Robson
represents the
Eleventh Ken
lucky distr ri c t,
n noted writor as
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
Receive What We Give.

when some one asks you: How Is the world
treating your did you ever stop to consider
that your answer is invariably In accordance
with the way you've been treating the world
You cannot 20 around with n Crouch and
expect the world or the people In IL to be any
too pleasant TO you.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
State Notices.

Trust" while South Dakota expresses similar
sentiment in "Undcr God, the People Rule"
Nevada is patriotic with her "All For our Coun.
try" Vermont has a like declaration in Free
dom and Unity" and oregon briefly expresses
the same idea In "The Union"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
CONTRASTS.

when Beauty Is seen beside the Beast,
Her loveliness appears more rare,
And II she fondly smile on him..
HER comeliness HE seems to share.
A bit of scrawny femininity,
Devoid, alasi OF pleasing pulchitrude),
II oft hath been my happy lot to see
Mothering a handsome brood
JOE CONkLIN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
NOISELESs TYPEwRITERS.

Every make OF typewriter pro-
duces it's own peculiar noise by
the clatter Of the keys. A blind
folded expert recently named 20
different machines by the sound
Of their operation.
w. WALTER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
TWO VIEWS.

saw tho eighth wonder on
Ninth street. Walking behind her
che appeared such a petite. de-
mure little miss, skirts up to her
knees. I hit up some speed and
passed her. What seemed SIX
TEEN behind was SEVENTY-Two
I'm front. But she had harem-
scarem veil and all. mostly scarcm.
PEANUTS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
The Umbrellas Advent.

The first umbrella ever seen in this country
reached Baltimore from England in July, ITO
Hardly any of them found purchasers for quite
q while. People laughed at tho moycoddlc con-
trivance. which was not only foolish but un-
necessary, inasmuch as rain would not melt
anybody
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
PLENTY OF GOOD TO DO.

We can not all be heroes. and thrill
hemisphere
with great daring ventures, deeds that
mock at fear;
But We nll our lives with kindly acts
and true
There's always noble service for noble souls
to do.
II. ID. W. Sr.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

THOMAS F. LYNCH suggests a
Checker players corner" in H and
S, with one game at a time illus
trated. Would be interesting, but
our space is too short now; so short
that hundreds Of good contributions
arc kept out.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
Fans, please tell me what is
the sign for kiss Me Quick.
IOWA-M.

saw a sign out at Wisconsin
avenue and o streets, Change cars
here for Washington, the principal
suburb of Georgetown"
Y X M K
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
MIR. B. Baer
HOW 1T GETS HERE.

CatStepper Johnsons En-
forts to dry up the world
are bearing fruit like an ar
tifical rubber plant. The
feline-heeled boy made Now
York drier than the hinges
on a hot furnace. Now.
New York Is drinking Cam
ada, Scotland and England
dry.
over in Scotland the boys
with the tapestry trousers
complain that all their
throat IMMINENT is being car
avanted to America to sup
ply the demands of the
Eighteenth Amendment. Az
ter we gargle Europe empty
We will start on Africa and
Asia. The tabbytoed lad has
the right idea
Make America dry frat.
Then let the u. S. orinl;
the rest of the works drier
than cracked corn.
Nobody knows just how the
hipleggers get the booze by
the custom officials OK
cept the custom officials.
A case OF banquet oil will
start from Montreal. Twelve
bottles in a case. Destina-
tion, Smithsonian Institute.
Object, scientific investiSa-
ton.
At the gate to the land of
the free and other fables,
the case meets an official
who extracts one bottle GUS
tom tax. The prohibition
officer for the district grabs
a winning number and two
more bottles are gone from
the rattle. The truck driver
gets a bottle to oil the axlcs
of transportation. After
the demands of justice have
been appeased. the case reaches
the owner with one bottle
blooming intact. And he
can't get that unless he
gives 1t to the expressman.
That's how the booze get
into New York. Every
body gets bottle excep,
the man who ordered IL.
It's like sending a cabbage
leaf by a rabbit or employ
ing a cat az a night watch
man in a Ash market. Tho
bottles fall out OF the bag
like teeth with pyorrhea.
The best way TO keep \
man dry Is to let him order
the stun and then stand on
his head till II gets to him.
He'll wear out many a hat
but no shoes waiting for Il.
or course. some OF the
boys manage to grab hold
OF n headache IN bond, hut
they don't 20 staggering
around giving their friends
a clue.
The man who gets It
mothers II like n hen On n
doorknob. He IL the bliG
u,ho o,ty drinka at ho,nn
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
no YOU GET IT?

The evening shades were falling fast
As through the village a young man passed.
He slid along through storm and hail.
with these words tied to his coat tau:
Spell STAR BACkWARDs:
OLD FOX.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
Yes, he's gone into the boot
and shoe business. After this
he'll have a sole. ID. d. b.
A Cakes FEET.

A CAKE SUPPORTED THE LAMP
POST
HE WORE THOSE BELL BOTTOM
TROUSERS
BUT OH. WHAT CHARLIE CHAPLIN
FEET
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
TOAST TO II AND 8.

The pronteers are telling how
they "cashed In" on the war
oyer here. Those $4,000 who
"cashed In" over there are a
mighty silent host.
+. VETTER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
Votes For
Washington

81 am in favor of the fullest meas
ure Of suffrage for the people of the
District of Columbia" Congressman
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

They say that poets arc sad.
long-haired, dyspeptic guys, but
that doesn't fit any of the ii
and S gang. BRIDGEPORT.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

Where are all the spooners who
used to spoon in "Spooner's Lane"
Stanton Park, northeast? 1t may be
too cold. LUCKY H.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

Where arc there TWO better brake
men on the B. & o. than ID. l.. Nc
COY and CHARLIE RICE, both ard
emit II and S fans. MILO II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26
Observation-Disclosures
And Some Other Thinqs

, America, and England would not be
COMPELLED to help japan fight
America.
Thanks for the kind words. But
if you heard man say to his watch
dog, "You need not bite that gentle
man unless you WANT to-" you
would continue to watch the watch
dog.
The United States will continue to
watch Europe, and Asia, and the
English-Japanese alliance. And con-
corning disarmament this country
will say what the Frenchman said
when an end of capital punishment
was suggested:
"Que messieurS les asSassinS
commencent." The meaning of that
is, let the murderers first stop kill
ing.
When the people of Europe stop
fighting and destroying each other
this country will consider disarma-
ment. We keep no great fleet on
the lakes, no armies on the north
border, for we know Canada won't
attack us and we have no thought
of attacking Canada. We do not
keep an army and navy for amuse-
ment purposes.
The American Humane Society Of
fers a thousand dollars for a horse
shoe that will keep horses from
slipping.
Think it over. Meanwhile be glad
that the automobile industry has
arranged way to keep horses from
slipping. Horses don't slip on the
dirt of the farms, but on city streets.
And on the city streets there should
be no horse used, and will not be any
twenty years from now.
Capital does not love Bolshevism,
but it makes Bolshevism useful.
In England. and here and else
where, when workmen complain and
demonstrate, it is said Immediately
that they have Bolshevik gold in
their pockets and are led by Rus
slams.
In Pennsylvania recently a clever
swindler engaged in selling magic
charms to the ignorant was exposed
by an old woman. He didn't call
her a Bolshevist, but he called her
a witch, which is about the same
idea, and succeeded in making the
people throw stones at her.
dren unless she teaches them to like
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-26

II is the rich abundance from
the contribs to Hands. and the
careful selections by Bill that
make the grand old column the
great success 1t IL.
r. ]. SCHWAB.