The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1921-07-30


and other things as they came
and went. He heard a splash and then
a scream A man had Owed off the
rocks in all of his clothes A woman
was running from the rocks like a
deer followed by another woman who
was welding an umbrella with telling
effect Nosey helped the man out OF
the deep water OF the lake only to find
that he was still in deep water as the
lady with umbrella was his wife and
the other woman was beach
vstnp. Seeing the temper OF friend
wife Nosey moved away quickly. not
wanting her to start at him The
beach vamp will not appear at the
beach Tor a week kosey later found
out The husband will return to his
home after he returns from his run to
Los Angeles Time heals many
wounds, II IS said.
NN LEAVING Washington Park
the other night Nosey heard the
voice OF that laxative society
lady Who lives on Champlain Avenue
cry out. III you do not return the mon
ey, You will report to some hospital in
very bad shape Nosey. thinking the
lady was IN trouble with hold-up
man. FASTENED to her rescue When she
saw Nosey turn the corner OF the shrub
berry, she grabbed hold OF the gentle
man and forced him to run to a car
standing nearby \ day later. one OF
State Streets pinchback houlevardiers
approached Noscy IN a very belligerent
manner and asked him how much OF
certain conversation had he heard in
the park the night before. Noscy
quickly SAID. Not a word The gen
tleman OF State Street is now in Har-
lem. The lady did not get the money
and she says that she is going to New
York Nosey knows that there arc
plenty hospitals in New York so the
gentleman will be taken care OF we'll
over there
GONE PEOPLE are born lucky.
~ Others achieve it-maybc. Nosey
vas passing the Near Love
flats on Wabash Avenue last Thursday
evening and saw a man run out like
an air express. 4 glass pitcher fol
lowed him in his flight Then came
the woman whom everybody calls
child" because She is so small She
was running to catch him but ran
right into the arms OF a man entering.
Her curses turned to words OF cndear-
ment which were returned by the man
entering yet she SAID nothing TO him
about the man who Just left The flu
gi,ivc was stopped by a brick thrown
AT another man by another woman and
he lay on the sidewalk yet the child
did not know 1t. The last man did not
know it. therefore even though he had
sore head he was still lucky
r VERYBODY HAS not heard
r. about the matrimonial party that
- a prominent citizen pulled with
another prominent society lady. The
guests were few and Noscy was not
invited He attended By way OF the
back porch and wishes to relate that
of all the wedding parties this ono was
the most exclusively planned IN the
history oil Chicago. There vas no
couple vet IT was wedding party
There was no announcement yet It
was known that the party was IN
honor OF some OF those present. No
sey tried his best to get To the bottom
of the affair but on account OF his
strained position looking in from with
out had to leave before this, the latest
social mystery was explained.
xyOU MUST NOT say things that
w you do not mean il you are
IN pretty little lady. Nosey heard
little cashier in a southside business
place tell one OF these wild and woody
gentlemen that she could follow him
to the end OF the earth. The gentle.
man took her by the hand, dragged
her to a waiting car while spectators
looked on. She was too frightened to
cry out and did not know what II
meant. The car drove off in cloud
OF dust. The next day the little lady
smilingly admitted to all that she had
met the man she had been waiting tor.
She would not work as she had hus-
band to look after This may be tip
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