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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02
Just Folks
by EDGAR A. GUEST
(Copyrlghted)

Our CountrN's Future
I want to see my country the first
OF an the earth
A land whore genius may glow
wherever II has birth,
a land OF sturdy manhood, a land
or women fair,
where opportunitys a job which
every man may share.
I want to see my country supreme
on land and sea,
An inspiration and a guide 20 all
who would be free.
America an honest land, happy
land ana true,
The guardian Of glorious past,
the seeker Of the new.
/ know my country's courage can
blaze the paths afar.
And carry hope to faltcring hearts,
no matter where they are;
! know her genius can shed Its
rays from pole 90 pole
And build Of her a nation strong.
nation With "a soul
BEYOND the horizon OF time her
rising elorles glow.
A promise OF the splendors that
her future shall besiow;
Great wisdom shall be cradied here.
with each succeeding age.
Great men shall rise 20 write theh
fame on history's shiurins
page.
] want 10 see my country greN
greater with the years.
With more thar makes for laugh
ter and less THAI brings the
tears;
America the free land the land
of mirth ana song.
Too great 10 as q selfish deed ieo
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02
Loganberry
Laughs
-n.4 nnsIIat1
BY Robert QuiIIen


The simplified spelling Of propa-
ganda is b-u-l-l.
Americas greatest overhead ex-
pense is the moneypaid for blue
sky stock.
we shall avoid balloon travel un-
iii the things have a boomerang
attachment.
perhans a school teacher snutf
her eyes when she is kissed ID or
der to avoid the scrutiny OF her
pupils.
The man who howls loudest FOR
government by the people gets
maddest when drawn for jury duty
Friction makes heat, perhaps
but this doesn't apply to the fric-
tion between the tenant and the
janitor.
when a man lies in his grave,
The tombstone lies above him.
In case Of war. the Japs might
not invade the eastern part or the
limited States; but the taxes would
II may be well to explain that
Lieutenant Papa. the Italian flyer
is not the father of aviation in
Italy.
Railway travel will never bc
without It's thorns until special
coaches are carried for fresn-air
flends.
The Florida statesman who would
stop street spooning in Washington
seems determined to put the gall
in gallant.
A new congressman is much like
n flea. He can't hope to attract
attention without making himself
nuisance.
You can say one thing for dane
ing In this day Of jitneys it keeps
tho race from losing the use of its
legs
This fiVe-cent loaf some bakers
are putting on the market looks
suspiciously like the old-fashioned
bun.
Reflection concerning the Fiumc
incident leads one TO nope there
arc no poets among Nippon's sub
jects in California.
Make yourself famous, and whom
Won die the 4. T. win send out a
three-hne story and the papers will
spell your name wrong.
Natives Of Armenia would he
surprised to hear a wall of hard
times from Americans who can't
bend over far enough to lace their
own shoes
There are two reasons why men
affect to despisc money; first, he
cause they have tried 20 get 1t and
failed; second. because they arc
too lazy to try.
The three prime 'asses Of the
world are tuc man who knows he
is pretty. the man who thinks he
is important. and the man who
thinks he Is pretty.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02
JOURNAL WAN
WAS AFRAID To m
THE ESTA|RWAY Al

force myself to est
caused sour stomach \
uon which distresspi /
and / had such svts'
and dizzy spells | A
falling. l was so nery'l
less | could scarcely h
miserable all the tIn.'
MY son, who had !
a bad case Of ston,a
trouble by the use
brought me a bottle /
l began to pick Up "A
right away. Wen, dI !
made a new woman |
appetite is the very 4
and enjoy just anTts
without its botherIns !
sleep is sound and IA
enjoying splendid hsl!
think a world Of Tals|
ly give it my hlghz|
ment."
Tanlac is sold in d
ler's drug store and Il
towns by druggists.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02
Portland Woman Had
Awful Dizzy Spells
and Was in Constant
Fear of Falling--Tan
lac Overcomes all Her
Troubles

II enjoy all my meals now and
never sit down to the table with
out feeling thankful for what Tan
lac has done for me-" said Mrs.
Ida Marvin, of 1888 Portsmouth
ave. Portland. Or.
For two years | suffered from
a badly disordered stomach and
nervousness and was in a dread
fully run down condition. 1 had no
strength nor energy and could
hardly drag around at all. My ap-
petite was so poor l just had to
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02
The Restless Sex

y Robert Chambers THE Dark STAR etc
copyrighted Robert Chambers)
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02

Johnnie Green Loses HIS feI
Now, Farmer Green ana ms M =
81 man had not chopped long
before they stopped to breathe.
Tbav had not chopped long-ou1
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02

naused him to be willing to accept
The place. .
crease in salary, but Professor
athletic council, said that to Hunt
ington was voted a substantial i'll
crcas e in salary, but Professor
Howe declined to give out the
amount. Last year Hunting on re-
nniNnd &2nOn
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02

over 10000 Newspapers are pub
lished in the world.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02

The first United States natural-
lzation law was passed in 1888.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02

Insects destroyed farm crops
worth $11O4,869, 800 last year.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1921-02-02

According to Professor Howe,
the decision of the council came
after the report of the sub-commi'-
tee, which had been sent to Cali
fornia to interview Price had been
voted down. This committee ad-
vised the election of Nibs Price, as
sistant coach at the University of
California. No definite offer had
been made to Price, but he had
been approached and had declared
that he was open to offers.
The increase in salary awarde I
to Huntington is vet to be ratified
by the vote of the executive com
mittee of the student body, but this
probably will be done tomorrow
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
II You Need a Medicine
You Should Have tho Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
it is that 80 many products that are ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop OUT
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is PLAINTIFF article did not fulfil
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy in
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root, .
preparation 1 have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for In
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large q
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root is due to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulflls al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uris
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle Of
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. Kimer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
papers, Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug res.Advertisement
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
By George Agnew Chamberlain
PART IIl-continued.
Copyright, The Bobbs- Merrill Company

When all the rubbing is done, even
to the last rite where they divide the
fragrant flood into two waves falling
over the bosom and mercilessly knead
the damp ends between folds of the
dryest bit of the towel, she drops that
implement and runs into the big room
where the dying open fire blinks its
red eye as though 1t had been waiting
up for her.
The writer-who is privileged. for
the benefit OF a large and growing
public, to see her In his minds eye
as her pink bare feet pad up and down
the room, racing every time they come
to the home-stretch between the I'M
peopled grandstand of the couch and
the fire, and then doubling suddenly,
so that her wide eyes may catch her
hair still on the wing, for all the world
like a kitten chasing its tail-does
herein affirm, by the collective man.
hood Of the earth, that she was alto
gether lovable and beyond the reach
Of sullying thought. Now let her
curl up In the bed and sleep.
Slumber meant nothing In Pamela's
life. That statement should be taken
not In the sense Of the common slang
of the vulgar, but at its literal face
value What is meant is that when
this young lady slept, it was like TAX
ing a chunk bodily out of life and
putting It in warm storage. AS con-
sequence, when the old-fashioned clock
on the mantel buried warning that
1t was thinking of striking the hour
Of nine in about two minutes, she
opened her eyes and wondered through
what magic night had been suddenly
replaced by broad and smiling day.
Not for long did that lifelong and
accustomed miracle hold her attention,
for scarcely had II occurred, through
force Of habit to her awakening
thought than her startled eyes fell up
on the tall, stopped, gray-headed figure
of a man, clad In livery, and standing
unstably poised In the doorway Of the
room. His eyes, naturally deep-set,
actually protruded from his face as
though they were determined to come
halfway to meet Pamela's wondering
orbs He looked like a solemn raven
which has carelessly alighted on live
wire.
"He helloi" stammered the young
lady.
"Good-morning, miss" said Tomlin-
son, In sepulchral and censorious
tones "Where is Master RobertT
you mean Mr.. Randolph" asked
Pamela, little breathlessly.
The old man steadied himself by
Selling the door-jamb and bowed con-
frmation of her superstition.
81 don't know where he IS" said
Pamela, more calmly. 1.-THE last time
/ saw him he was limping west" A
twinkle came into her eyes. "Why do
you ask?'
'Why do 1 askY" he exclaimed.
miss, do you mind telling me who you
are and what you are doing in Mr..
Randolph's apartment at nine o'clock
on a Friday morningT
"In November" supplemented Pam
ella, as though she were supplying a
very important addition to the facts in
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DETROIT QUOTATIONS
Feed and Grain

reed ana Grain
wHEAT-Cash No 2 red, s1,29; De-
YELLOW CoRN-Cash No 2, sic;
No. 3, SIC; No. 4, soc.
RYE-Cash No. 2, $1.O1.
BEANs-Immedlate and prompt ship
ment s4.30 per cwt.
Misunderstanding. $1.25@1.4O per cwt
SEEDS-Prime red clover, $3.50; De-
cember. S12.75; alsike, $1,000; timothy
$2.75.
S1SQ20: light mixed. $1,000; No. 2 tim
cthy, $1S@19; No. clover mixed. s15016;
No. l clover S14915; rye straw, $4,000
IA; wheat and oat straw, s12Q125O per
ton in carlots.
FEED-Bran, $21 standard middlings,
$23; fine middlngs, SIS; cracked corn,
S28; coarse cornmeal, $25; chop, S22 per
ton in 100-lb. sacks.
FLOUR-Fansy spring wheat patents,
S9.5OQ9.75; fancy winter wheat patents,
S9M9.75; second winter wheat patents,
S7.50@S; winter wheat straights. s7256o
$50; Kansas patents, sS.10G8.60 per Dbl.
Live Stock and Poultry.
CATTLE-Best heavy steers. s70725;
7.75; mixed steers and heifers, $4,000 To-;
handy light butchers, $4.7565; light
butchers, S4q450 best cows, $4.50@550;
butcher cows, $s:75@4; cutters, $2:5O@3;
s. bologna bulls, s4@450; stock bulls, SO
"a; feeders. S5G6.25; stockers, $4m550:
mixers and springers. $400S0.
CALVES-Best grades, $13G14; fair to
good. $l1@12.50;; light TO common. $7@10;
heavy, S3m6
SHEEP AND LAMBS-Best lambs. IS
@S.25; fair lambs, $6.7567.25; light TO
common lambs, s450@5.75; fair to good
sheep. $363.50; culls and common S1@2.
HOGS-Mixed hogs, SS.15; pigs, SS.15:
porkers S.25; extreme heavy, 1926;
stays, $500; boars, SO.
LIVE POULTRY-Best spring chick
ems, 22c; Leghorns, springs, 1Sc; large
hens. 24@26c; small hers, 17G1Sc; old
ROSTERS, 15c; ducks, 22M24c; geese, 15c;
turkeys 30c per pound.
Farm and Garden Produce.
APPLES-$2.506325 per bu.
GRAPES-45 650c per 5-lb. baskets 60
@65c per lib. basket.
PEARS-Bartletts, $4Q45O per bu:
Kiefer, s2G2.25 per bu.
CABBAGE-500Tbc per bu
GREEN CORN-60cq 81 per bu.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. grown, S1.25m1.75
per bu.
ONIONS = Eastern. $4d45O: Indiana,
s3.7594 per 100-lb sack.
PoTAToEs-Michigan. s3.5OQ375 per
150-lb. sack.
DRESSED CALvEs-Choice. 15@1sc:
medium, 13c per Id.
Butter and Eggs
BUTTER-Best creamery. in tubs. $50
SIC per Id.
EGGs--Fresh candled and graded, s5@
39c per dog.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
Kansas in the Latin Quarter.

Ward Lockwood of Atcnison, now
an art student in Paris, writes to the
Globe: "When one goes to the phone
here he never knows what language
to speak. One Of the French girls
who speaks several languages went
to the phone and after several minutes
finally spoke in Spanish. My friend
asked her why she was talking In
Spanish. She replied in English that
Chinaman on the line who could only
speak Spanish besides his native
tongue."-Atchison Globe.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06

discovered. That provision was quite
natural, If you will remember that Mr..
Asa Thornton had been searching for
you unsuccessfully for some months be-
fore he died."
Pamela sat up straight again.
II want to understand YOU" she
said with a sudden dignity that in
creased Mr.. Mllyuns' admiration, al
ready decidedly on the upgrade. you
mean that with my appearance. Mr..
Randolph's entire income completely
disappears1"
Mr.. Milyuns nodded.
"You have guessed 1t In one" he
said flippantly.
81 don't need ten thousand dollars
a year." said Pamela promptly. you
will please tell Mr.. Randolph that I
shall only take half"
Mr.. Milyuns smiled.
"PlI try to carry out your orders"
he said blandly, "but I'll have to find
Mr.. Randolph first. Let me add that
you apparently don't know the young
gentleman very we'll"
what do you mean By thatf" asked
Pam.
"Well," said Mr.. Milyuns, taking an
other scrap OF paper from his pocket
and handing II to her, "read that. 1t
was left at my house this morning by
a taxi-cabman, who didn't wait for an
answer. You see that Mr.. Randolph
has handed over to you In perpetuity
this apartment, Tomlinson, and all the
other fixings. 1t doesn't look very much
as though he intended to come back In
the near future"
But I want him toll" cried Pam.
Give been expecting him. / didn't
half-half thank him for-for-"
Tears Of disappointment clogged her
throat.
There, therel" said Mr.. Milyuns,
leaning over and patting her hand. II
understand just how you feel, because
Bob is one Of the straightest, openest,
most lovable young devils that ever
went his own way through delighted
world"
Pamela nodded her head up and
down In silent confirmation Of all
those kind words. She began to like
Mr.. Milyuns. She raised pleading eyes
to his face.
wont you please ind him for mer'
my DEAR" said Mr.. Milyuns, SO
promptly that II she had asked for the
house and lot on the northwest corner
of Fifth avenue and Fifty-seventh
street, he would have promised II to
her before he could stop himself. II will.
haven't proved myself much good at
the game, but I'll fnd Bob for you II I
have to start detective agency Of my
own. In the meantime, what are you
going to dor suggest that you accept
these premises until the truant turns
up-only, of course, we must get you
a companion"
IA companionr asked Miss
Thornton. "But have that already.
TomlInson Is a dear"
'Tomlinson Is splendid In his way"
admitted Mr.. Milyuns, but he isn't
quite q woman. You can't live here
chaperoned by q mere male"
CTo BE CONTINUED.)
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
Fraud

When a Mobile doctor came TO visit
the Robinson family by whom he had
been summoned he found Mrs. Robin
son In bed, her duslly face decorated
with bandages. Mr.. Robinson was sit
ting in stolid misery by the bedside.
"Cheer up, SAM" said the NJ. d.
shell pull through all right"
Don yo' go tryin' to cheer me up"
answered Mr.. Robinson. darkly, 40
it's impossible, doctor. Heah All has
her insured aginst accidents of all
kinds only To- days ago and paid down
nah So, an, befo' de week is out she
falls downstairs wild a bucket Of coal
and now look at her, all busted from
end to end ~ - American Legion
Weekly.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06

the case. II am Miss Thornton" she
added, with as much dignity as n
maiden, tumbled Of hair, flushed Of
cheek, and cuddled in q young mans
big bed. could summon.
The effect Of her words on Tomlin-
son was electrical.
Miss Imogene Pamela ThorntonT
he asked. as he suddenly Strengthened
and let go Of his supports.
"Yes," said Pamela, gazing at him
In undisguised surprise. How did
you known
"Why, MISS" said the old man, I'm
Tomlinson. Excuse me for saying So"
he added, a pale flush in his withered
cheeks, ''but many a time In the old
days Maggie let me take you on my
knee. A mort of worry you have
given us, miss"
Quick tears rose to Psmsla's eyes
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
Man Revoke aank.s chart.r.

Observation-Disclosures of the
charter Of the First National Bank, of
Hagerstown, Md, is sought in a suit
filed by Comptroller Crissinger, who
alleges persistent violation of the Ma
tional Banking Act" The action, filed
in the United States District Court in
Baltimore, was declared by the comp
troller to be only the second in the
history OF the national banking sys-
tenn where II had been necessary to
ask revocation OF charter.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
Halls Catarrh Medicine

Those who are In a run down" condi-
ton will notice that Catarrh bothers them
much more than when they are in good
health. This fact proves that while Ca
tarrh is a local disease, 1t is greatly in
fiuenced by constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is a
Tonic and acts through the blood upon
the mucous surfaces of the body. thus
reducing the Inflammation and assisting
Nature in restoring normal conditions
All Druggists. Circulars free.
+. ]. Cheney e. Co., Toledo. Ohio.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06

four months / could do but little work,
had to lie down most of the time, was
nervous and could eat hardly anything,
but my husband was always reminding
me to take the Vegetable Compound,
which did. Of my eight children this
last one was the easiest birth of all and
] am thankful for your Vegetable Com
pound. / recommend it to my friends
when / hear them complaining about
their ills. Mrs. M. NATALIE, 72 FIRE.
mont St., Springfield, Mass.
Sickly, ailing women make unhappy
homes, and after reading Mrs. Natale's
letter one can imagine how this home
was transformed by her restoration to
health. Every woman who suffers from
such ailments should give Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound fair trial.
1t is surely worth while.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
An
Adventure
Romance


father, and left you an income of ten
thousand dollars a year."
Pamela sat up very straight, and
then sank slowly into the pillows at
her back.
"'Ten - thousand - dollars - a.
year I" she repeated slowly.
Mr.. Milyuns nodded.
beginning with today. There is no
accumulation waiting for you, be-
cause, by the terms Of the will, Mr..
Randolph was allowed the entire In
come up to such time as you should be
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
The arIaht Side.

The warden Of Ohio penitentiary
says that this one is true. Recently q
negro prisoner. In for life, was brought
before him and in the conversation the
warden said: "Why, Rastus YOU are
In for life. aren't your With a brosd
grin the negro replied philosophicslly
ooh. no, warden. just from sow a.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06

Watch cutlcura Improve Your Skin.
On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off Ointment In five minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. 1t
Is wonderful sometimes what Cuticura
will do for poor compilations, dandruff,
itching and red rough hands.-Adyer-
Using.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
Rotation of Venus.

Observations of certain dark spots
on Venus by Prof. w. III. Pickering
appear to indicate a rotation period Of
So hours. He states that the motion
Of the spots was not from west to
east, but from north to south, implying
that the axis of the planet lies very
nearly In the plane of It's orbit.-Scien-
tific American.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06

rheumatism, Earache, Toothache
Lumbago and for Pain. All druggists
sell Bayer Tablets OF Aspirin In handy
tin boxes Of II, and In bottles Of "a and
100. Aspirin is the trade mark OF
Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacid-
ester Of SalicyIicacid.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06

alton, otherwise i
would be a sickly
woman and could not
have any more chill
dren on account Of
my weakened con-
dition. / refused to
have the operation.
My husband asked
me to try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound to see
if it would not help
me For the first
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
The Difference.

There's one big difference between
death and taxes" "What Is itT
death can only hit you once"
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06

warnIngi Unless you see the name
"Bayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe ny millions. Take
Aspirin only as told In the Bayer pack
age for Colds. Headache, Neuralgia.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
WIFE TAKES
HUSBANDSADvICE
And Is Made Well Again
by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Springfield, Mass. 1.-THE doctor told
my husband that had to have an oper-
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06

Where ReasonabIeness Ended.
Reasonable puppies" advertises a
dog advertiser. Did you ever see a
puppy that was reasonable when ha
got hold OF your Sunday hat2
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06
DYED HER DRAPERIES,
SKIRT AND A SWEATER

Each package of Diamond Dyes" con-
tains directions so simple that any woman
can dye or tint faded, shabby skirts.
dresses, waists, coats, sweaters, stock
ings, hangings, draperies, everything like
new. Buy Diamond Dyes"-no other
kind-then perfect home dyeing is guaran-
teed, even If you have never dyed before.
Tell your druggist whether the material
you wish to dye is wool or silk, or whether
It is linen, cotton, or mixed goods. Diar
mond Dyes never streak, spot, fade, or
run. So easy to se.-advertisement.
The Yale expositor., 1921-10-06

Tip Top OF F1Orida-Highest elevation, 1.400
lakes, 800 miles paving 1912 per capita de-
posits; tourists, homeseekers write for liter
Ature Lake County C. Of c., Tavares, Fla.
Herb Medicines, Tablet Form, fresh from ma
ture, fields. forests. Postal brings 25 COM
pound formulas, various diseases, absolutely
free. Wonderful results reported Trial con-
Vinces. Herb Tablet Co, DIE, Hutchinson. Kan.
HARDWOOD ASHES for Seeding Down Pay Big
GEORGE STEVENS, Peterborough, Ontario
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-03-01
GENERAL
in MINNESOTA HAS
MANY QUESTIONERS

st. Paul. MIMI. March 1.-"Can a
town board appropriate town funds to
buy q town bull?"
This request for information was
among a batch of letters just received
at the office Of Clifford l.. Hilton, at
torney general, and to a small degree
typihes some Of the questions the
members Of Mr.. Hilton's staff are
called upon to answer daily.
Letters are constantly being re-
ceived in his Office, Mr.. Hilton said,
which require the combined knowl.
edge Of the entire staff to answer, and
sometimes after a thorough search Of
all records it is found that there 10 no
way in determining the questions
legally.
Many persons, throughout the state
8 OF the opinion that the attorney
generals office IS q veritable mine OF
Information. resardless Of the subject
Mr.. Hilton said. but the stan IN most
cases can give tho. writer some .def-
mite information,
Questions on every conceiv1bIe!Ssu sub
feet are received daily, he said and
each communication 10 answered by
s0me member Of the staff. Some OF
the letters received recently ask for
the following information:
Can your once apprehend = Civil
war deseFter?"
non-payment OF an advance Of rental
10 the sum Of ive dollars, just because
the renter sub-leased q room IN the
dwelling for which they receive FIVE
dollars the month? 2"
Another person from Remidj;
writes that he was held up while on
his way home, and the yeggs got $3.50.