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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-04-30
Easily Explained.

She-"I shall never forget how crazy
you looked when you proposed to me?"
He-"I was crazy"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-04-30

food tonic and not stimulant. 1t
rebuilds and strengthens without using
alcohol or dangerous drugs.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-04-30

Every dog has his day-and the
watchdog also has his night.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-04-30
One Of the Newest capes.

A smart three-piece cape sport cos
tune is in black and white striped
cheyiot, trimmed with black oilcIoth.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-04-30


great noise on the
steps. The night
w a t C h m n n was
calling out:
"But you SHALL
You shall !" Then
the door opened
wide.
The boy and
girl looked at the
night Waterman.
He was Il wonder
fully nice looking
person. In fact he
was smiling and
his eyes were
twinkling. Really,
he looked so kind
ly and 50 friendly
they couldn't i'm
agine his doing
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1921-04-30
THE NORTHUMBERLAND.

AS the boy and girl adventures
were eating In the Hospitality no.
fol thpN heard q
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
ADMIRAL SIMS SAYS
SPEECH M|GQUOTED
WRITTEN STATEMENT BEARING
ON TALK MADE IN LONDON is
GIVEN SEC. OF u. S. NAVY
Admiral Sims Says Report or Speech
Sent over By Gable Was Misquo2-
ed in Many Places And Wrong
Impression Made

Washington.-In a formal report,
pointing out certain inaccuracies In the
cabled reports, but ~retracing none Of
the statements made in his speech in
London before the English-speaking
union concerning Sim Feiners in Ire
land and technical American citizens
in the United States, Admiral Sims,
Thursday, replied TO Secretary Den
by's demand for an explanation of his
remarks on that occasion.
Secretary DENLY refused to comment
on his interview with the Admiral or
TO make known in what degree the re-
ports of the speech varied from what
the Admiral actually said. nor would
he give out the admiral's statement.
He said however, that he would reach
a decision at an early date. and would
then make public all the facts in the
case.
admiral Sims denied the accounts"
the secretary said. "He said he had
been incorrectly quoted. l gave him a
written memorandum setting forth these
statements and asked him to inform
me in writing wherein he was misquot-
ed and to tell me, if he could, what
he did say in that speech. l asked him
to give me an early reply. My mem-
orandum was an official communion
ton to Admiral Sims in the form Of an
order"
Sims reported at the department ut
$50 o'clock Thursday and in a two
minute Interview with the secretary re-
ceiyed from him a formal letter to
which he submitted a reply in writing
before leaving the department about an
houre later.
Although the admiral would not per
nit himself to be interviewd his
insist that he retraced nothing
and explaind only certain inaccuracies
occurring in the reports of his speech in
the American press, which is some pa
pers gave rise to the impression that
the admiral said of Sim Fem
activities at Queenstown during the
war applied to all Irish-Americans in
The United States at the present time.
THIS says his friends. he eve meant
and did not say. HIS report to the sec
rotary of the navy was based on the
stenographic reports of his words I'm
he London papers and his W recol-
ection and that of others present Of
what he said, the speech having been
made withou. preparation and without
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
If You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
it is that so many products chat are ex
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is plain-the article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example DR.. Kilmcr's Swamp-R, 1t, a
preparation | have sold for many years
and never hesitate 10 recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers test y.
No other kidney remedy has so large a
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root is due to the fact.
50 niany people claim, that it fulflls al
nest every wish in overcoming kidney
liver and bladder ailments; correets uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle of
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. kilmer & Co., Binghamton. n. Y.
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
Tor sale at all drug stores.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
EVERYBODY SEES
CHANGE IN FATHER
Grateful Son Says His Father
Looks Like Different Man
Since Taking TanIac.

my father has suffered from
chronic stomach trouble for over
twenty years and has paid out thou
sands of dollars for medicines and
DOCTORS" said G. w Slayton, a we'll
known Cobb County farmer, living a
short distance out of Atlanta. Ca
"We tried nearly everything trying
TO cure him and he went off to the
Springs, thinking maybe the water
might help him, but It just looked
like nothing would reach his trouble
Then he tried dieting and lived ON
liquid food until he almost starved.
but ever that failed to do him any
good and he just kept going from bad
to worse.
81 don't guess there ever was &
case as stubborn as his, and if there
ever vas a confirmed dyspeptic he was
n of them. and / guess he would
have been one yet if 1t hadn't been
for this Tanlac.
"The first we heard of this mcdI-
cine was when my father saw IN adj
vertlsement in the papers from parties
he knew in Tennessee, who were
friends of his and he knew what they
said about II was the truth, So he got
II right away and began taking It
Wei, sir, II acted just like magic
everybody notices the change in IA
Their. Why, he is just like u different
man and sits down to the table and
eats like a farmland. Only yesterday
he ate pork and turnips for his dinner
and ate so much we were actually
afraid he was going to overdo the
thing, but he laughed ann said nothing
hurt him now and that he was hungry
and expected TO eat and make up for
lost time.
snow, when a medicine will do
things like that l think people ought
to know about 1t, and l want TO say
right now that / would not give one
bottle Of Tanlac for all the other
medicines and health resorts IN the
country put together"
Tanlac is sold by leading druggists
Observation-Disclosures.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
Womna preaalea over Aouae

Wahington.-For the first time, &C
cording to official records a women
presided Monday over the house, Miss
Alice Robertson. a Republican mem
Der from Oklahoma, occupying the
chair about ten minutes. She was
greeted with applause and cheers
when Representative Walsh. Republi-
can, Massachusetts,, who was presid-
ing dn the absence of Speaker Gillett,
invited her to WELD the gavel. The
roll was being called IN a resolution
providing creation of a commission to
represent the United States at the
centennial celebration. Some
what embarrassed. but In n clear voice
Miss Robertson announced the vote
and relinquished the chair.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01

1t is often desirable to dehorn the heif-
ers as well as the steers, especially
when they are to be fed In troughs
for a part Of the year.
Calves may be dehorned when a
few days old by treating the undevel-
oped horns with caustic soda or
caustic potash, taking care that 1t does
not wash into the eyes.
If the horns are allowed to develop,
II becomes necessary to cut them off.
Clippers made for the purpose may be
used on the younger animals. With
older cattle n saw is best, as 1t pre-
vents crushing. and the friction of the
blade auses the blood vessels to clot
and heal quickly. The work should not
be done in warm weather, as the
wound may become infested with
screw worms. Where there is danger
of flies, a fy-repellent should be ap-
piled.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
Important ID Mothera
ROUGH, BUT EFFECTIVE CURE
Why Alice G~oIightIy No Longer Bores
People With Long Recital of
Her Physical Ailments.

Polite Dear and MoIlie Love met out
shopping one morning and immediate
ly forgot all about shopping, time,
hungry husbands at home, etc, in a
flew minutes chat.
Just then Alice Golightly passed by.
Each smiled sweetly at the other, and
murmured:
Good morning."
As soon as Alice had passed on,
Polite turned 10 Mollie and said:
II notice Alice doesn't go round bor-
ing other people with her ailments as
she used to-"
NO" smiled Mollie; "she met a
man who cured her completely"
"Ooohr" purred Pollie. "Who was
he? Was he a doctor27
"Oh, nor answered Mollie. "she
vas telling this man some of her
symptoms, when he remarked. It's
strange how many of these things ar
fiict people as they begin to grow old
Since then she has held her tongue
about them"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
SIZE OF FARM A
SUCCESS FACTOR
Results of Survey Conducted by
Department of Agriculture
in Ozark Region.
ADVANTAGE OF VALLEY LANDS
Dairy Industry Would Become More
Profitable II Cows OF Greater Pro-
cuctive Capacity Were Intro
duced by Farmers.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment OF Agriculture.1
That the size of the farm has much
to do with the success of the owner is
shown by results of a survey conduct
I'd by the United States Department
nf Agriculture in five counties in the
south and southeastern Ozark region
Of Missouri. The operation Of a gen
eral farm IN the Ozarks with much
Tess than 40 acres of land for crops is
exceedingly unsatisfactory, regardless
of the location of the farm. whether
'mong the valleys or the hills.
Study Many Kinds of Farms.
The report of the survey published
by the department as Department Bull
'etin 941, entitled Farm Management
IN the Ozark Region OF Missouri" is
BASED on the study of the organization
and management of 10 farms, 81 Of
which are representative of conditions
# rolling and hilly uplands, and As Of
alley and level uplands. The to9o-
graphical structure to a large extent
determines the agricultural value of
the land, saya the report. As q rule
lie operator of a valley or level up
land farm has n decided advantage
over the operator of the rough farm.
After deducting from their total re-
ceipts the years operating expenses,
including the valre of family labor
and allowing 3 per cent interest on
tho aonftal fnror4oI tk1 r,.r--. rl.Au~,
that the operators of rolling and hilly
farms had. in 1917, an average labor
income of 5000, and those operating
valley or level upland farms an aver
age of s646.
OF the 20 farms studied, 20 per cent
had no labor income after allowing for
the deductions referred to. and 81 per
cent had a labor income above $1,000.
Labor incomes earned by typical oper-
ators Indicate that one having much
less than 40 acres of crop land for a
general livestock farm has a rather
poor chance Of financial success.
Cows Would Increase Income.
Livestock farming is the principal
agricultural Industry Of the region.
The use of COWS for dairy purposes is
Increasing. The average annual pro
per COW of rs cows on the
letter class of dairy farms in the area
covered by the survey was l42 pounds
# butterfat. This Industry, says the
would become more profitable
f cows of greater productive capacity
we're introduced, and the production
would be increased If the feeding Of |
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
Clash Reported In China

broken out between the provinces OF
Kwangtung and Kwangsi, in southern
China. The Kwangsi forces began the
fighting by firing in the Lngshan dis
trict. British ships are submitting 60
search in the West river Canton
through the cooperation of army and
customs officials. General Lu Yung-
Ting, the commander IN Kwangsl. has
appealed to the Picking government for
funds and munitions.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
100000 STEAL IN FORESTRY DEPT
Fiscal Agent of Service Arrested at
Mis-oula, Montana

Missoula, Mont.-J. a. U~rbanowicz-
for thirteen years fiscal agent for the
forestry service here. charged with the
e~inbezzlement of 100000. Is in custody
here, following his surrender Wednes-
day.
Urbanowicz was arrested at a social
function on charges Of emhezzlemen-.
He asked to fake a shower bath and
while the officers were engaged els
where, escaped to The hills. Offers
searched in vain for him, but later Ire
surrendered.
q thought might as well face the
music" Urbanowicz said Wednesday.
Il hate TO face my friends"
Urbanowicz has been a social lion
here for the last two years. and has
a%stounded his friends by his liberal
spending. He claimed rs mother was
wealthy. Much of the money spent
by Urbanowicz went into wildcat oil
and other questionable speculation. as
well as luxuries it is said.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
PORK DAY IS ANNUAL EVENT
Hog Producer Witnesses Sale of His
Animals and Learns Reason
for Different Prices.

a
Pork day Is one Of the big annual
events of Kings county, California. II
comes in October usually. In this con.
test the farm bureau center Is the
unit, and every farm bureau in the
contest advances one carload Of hogs
to be exhibited and rated by an ex-
pert judge. Every farm bureau cen
ter must have at least six consignors
to the load, thus preventing any big
concern from exhibiting a carload. In
the contest last fall six farm bureau
centers as well as a boys pig club
took part in the contest. Ten car
loads were auctioned in addition TO
seven cars that had been in the con.
test.
The county agent leader says in his
annual report to the United States De-
partment OF Agriculture: There
seems Ia be no more convincing argu-
ment to a hog producer than to see
the actual sales of his animals take
place and to know the difference IN
price paid for a superior quality ami
NAL.
Farm bureau sales Of this kind were
started in California In 1916 on the
initiative Of the county agent of Kern
county. They are now becoming com
mon in all pork-producing counties Of
the state. There were 175 such sales
in 1920, with sales %aggregating S1,40O.-
coo.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
LOSS OF VIRGIN FERTILITY
Sufficient Quantities Of PIantfooo Nee
essary in Soils to Maintain
Productiveness.

To maintain the productiveness OF
a soil 1t is necessary TO preserve with
in the soil sufficient quantities Of
available plant food at least to proven
the yield from falling off after a pc
riod Of cropping. Hundreds Of field
experiments have demonstrated that
the best soils will gradually lose their
virgin fertility unless more than or
binary care is given to the cropping
system and the return of plant foods
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
All Run Down
EafOniC Ended
His Troubles

"Eatonic is the only thing I have
found to stop my heartburn and 1
think 1t has been a great help in
nervous SPELLS" writes G. G. Johnson.
An upset stomach may cause lots
of suffering all over the body. Eatonic
helps in such cases by removing the
cause Of the misery, because it takes
up and carries out the excess acid
and gases and keeps the digestive or
gans in natural working order. A
tablet after meals is all you need. Big
box costs only a trife with druggists
guarantee.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
typical Dairy rsrd in ozark Region.

TYPICAL Dairy nerd in Ozark Region.
b~etter-balanced rations was practiced
more generally. Pasturage is the
foundation Of a livestock industry.
but natural pastures can be greatly
improved by thinning out woodland
areas, keeping the %underbrush down,
and sowing tame grasses.
For greater assurance Of livestock
feeds during the summer droughts. to
which the section Is liable. many
farmers plant sorghum, millet and
kafir corn as auxiliary hay crops. On
better-managed farms silage is also
produced for winter feed and some
times to supplement the pasture dur
ing summer droughts. With proper
care alfalfa, clover, soy beans and
cowpeas are grown. the possibility of
these crops, both for hay and grazing,
being clearly recognized.
The soils of the region have a wide
variation in natural fertility and pro
ductiveness. They are usually porous,
owing to the large content of stone
and gravel. As a result, air and water
circulate through them freely, and
when they are put under cultivr; 'sn
the hunus content is quickly lost I'M
less a system of farming is adopted in
which provision is made to replenish
the supply. If the humus content is
lost the water-holding capacity Of the
soils is greatly reduced. and. assa re-
suit, crops suffer severely during the
summer droughts and profitable yields
are then almost impossible.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
POULTRY MANURE is RICHEST
On Ordinary Farm Not Much Alien.
ton Is Paid to II on Account
Of Small Amount Made.

Poultry manure is the richest ma.
nure made on the farm. but OF the
ordinary farm not much attention is
given it, simply because of the small
amount usually made. Poultry ma.
rare is valuable chiefly for its large
am cunts Of nitrogen and phosphoric
aci I. as II contains about three times
rs much nitrogen and five or six times
as much phosphoric acid as Ordinary
IL. ID manure
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
DEH0RNED STEER Is
EASILY CONTROLLED
Insures Animal More Equal
Chance at Feed Trough.
Renders Animal Less Dangerous to A.
PENDANTS and Prevents Trouble
in Shipping-Treat Calves
When Very Young.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment OF Agriculture.)
Dehorning cattle makes it easier to
handle the animals and insures that
each n will have a more equal
chance at the feed trough. Ii renders
the animals less dangerous to attend
ants and prevents them from goring
one another in the feed lot or In
transit to market. The practice OF de-
horning is almost universal so far as
high grade beef steers are concerned.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
NOT HARD TO MAKE CHOICE
Probably Lester Could Have Deter
mined Without the Appeal to
His Physical Feelings.

Two men passed away. One hal
been born, and in due course admitted
&c the bar, soon ran for Office. was
elected a continuous Hon. until at
last he went to his reward, such as it
a And the local paper gave him an
obituary as long as your arm.
The other man followed in the foot
steps of his brawny sire, and became
q maker of harrows. lie was indus
trious and honest, and for years the
Hilligoss harrows which he whacked
out by hand were known nearly all
ger the county as reliable utensils.
By-and-by he. too. passed on. The
paper announced his demise in a few
lines and spelled is name wrong.
Now. tell me. Lester, which Of those
would you rather have been? DO
say the former, or I'll slap your
jaws for you and not let you 90 to the
show, either.-Kansas City
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
SANE AND ECONOMICAL FEED
Feeder Must Know How Many Pounds
of Milk Cow Has Produced to
Feed Properly.

Before q COW can be fed what she
needs and no more. and that is the
only sane and economical way of feed
Ing, thu feeder must know how many
pounds Of milk she produced and how
Huch butler tar vas in Ike milk.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01

your druggist today.
Then write US about your
condition, addressing
Chief Medical Advisor,
843 Swift Laboratory,
Atlanta, Ga. We will
send you free medical
advice suited TO your in
dividual case.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
Old PenaIties Inadeauate.

"Why don't you Crimson Clutch men
hang an automobile thief the same as
you used to do with a horse thief?'
"ee've discussed It." said Cactus
Joe; "but we came to the conclusion
that hangin' is too good for him
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
ASPIRIN
Narue "Bayer" on Genuine

BewareI Unless you see the name
Slayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre-
scribed by physicians for ~twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told in the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago, and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of AS
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin Is the
trade mark Of Bayer Manufacture of
Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid.
Few envy others what they are: they
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
Be Sure to Keep Blood Pure
In Summer

that will drive the impurities out
and leave your blood stream nour-
ishing and robust.
S-S.S-, the well known herb alter
alive, is fine for this; get it from
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01

Nature intended all creatures to
withstand the normal changes of
the seasons. You never saw a wild
animal collapse from heat, did you?
People wouldn't get knocked out"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01

either, if they had the
vitality animals get from
their blood.
Rich, wholesome blood
gives bodily vigor, and If
hot weather lays you low,
start now to fortify your.
vitality with a good tonic
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01

A pompous name Is sure TO stir
up a mischlevous desire to flout II.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01

While a pretty woman may not care
to be brainy, a brainy woman always
wants to be pretty.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01
unrqEcu sworoEsFul FACE rlEAcH. Removes
n III htiI n Tan, Liver Spots. Pimoles, etc. Dealer. or
'.s-SSh COMPANY. 1876 Michigan Ave-. Chicago.
Off.

Marcia-"I heard that you were en-
gagged to a shimmy dancer" Montague
II was, but she shook me-
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01

Few envy others what they are they
envy what they have.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1921-07-01

It's surprising what a lot Of noise
masquerades as music.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1921-09-25
millions Now Liuing Will Neuer Die"

Galatians 3I6.27,29, Colossians l;lS)
These are the ones who have been
selected from amongst men from Pen
tecost until Christs second coming.
These are the one who are properly
designated as Christians, and whose
eternal dwelling-place shall be in heav-
en-; and through this class the bless
ing shall be extended. according to
Gods promise, to all the families of
the earth.
Jesus declared that this message of
the kingdom shall, at the end of the
world be preached unto an nations
for witness, and then the end of
the world will be complete. This is a
message of comfort because it an
nounces the end of the present un-
righteous order, the incoming kingdom
of peace. justice and righteousness.
and the time for the giving of life ev'
erlasting to the obedient ones of earth.
The message "MilliOns Now Living
Will Never Die" during the past
twelve months has had the greatest
circulation of any book ever published
in a like period of time. This book
together with THE Finished Mystery
and Can the Living Talk with the
Dead?', are now being placed by the
international Bible Students Associa-
tion in the hands of the people, ana
at such a price that every one can
afford them. They contain a message
of hope and comfort to the groaning
creation. Associated Bible students
1904 b St ~ W.. phone 1921.