New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-04-07

ser tries. Here it is:
Q. Odd he get back on his throne 90
A. mo. he got thrown on his back
c. c. DANEHY.
Lord Northclife's latest idea is to
have newspaper printed and distrib-
uted from an airpIanc. That ought to
enable the columnist to throw light
and airy nothings off with the greatest
ease.--Columbia, S. c., State.
Such as the old wheeze Julius, the
fslcsl j about printing it on fly paper?
Coupling Kate, per Dorr Chester
It's great joy and solace to me to
near that Brother TRIPPING Timothy is
alive and kicking. He was always head
and shoulders over and above me.
When / was turned out of house and
home for playing fast and loose with
the folks goods and chattes, he
fought for me tooth and nail, went at
1t hammer and tongs to help me find
ways and means of earning my bread
and butter Rough and ready Tim
once when we were young and foolish
we would fight like cats and dogs but
from that day and hour we were hand
| and glove. Shoulder to shoulder, he
worked with mo day and night, giving
me aid and comfort. But, of course,
he had his own body and soul to keep
alive, and | went down and out. The
long and short of it is that I've been
up and down the length and breadth
Of the land, learning it from top to
bottom, driven from post to pillar, liv-
ing from hand to mouth, making my
way by hook or by crook. Love Of ease
and pleasure has been the warp and
wool of my life; it's part and parcel of
me. / always liked to live without let
or hlndrance, and have every within and
fancy INDUCED. With me it was touch
and go, hit or miss. | looked for a
land flowing with milk and honey, but
| drank gall and NORWOOD Still I
hope to have peace and plenty now.
Tim has won fame and fortune in the
wild and woolly West, where he went,
the brave and bold lad, to do and dare,
to sink or swim. He says he is will
ing to forget and forgive Yes, live
and let live, that's my motto-give and
take. Of course, it's his wish and
will that l don't blow hot and cold any
more, play hide and seek with fate.
He won't stand for my being head over
heels in debt and peoples raising
hue and cry over it. | don't want to
be tied down hand and foot. I'm still
hale and hearty, and l ought to be up
and doing. We're enc and the same
flesh and blood; neither of US has chick
or child in the world I'll be wife and
mother to him. Well take the laugh
ter and tears as they come, share and
share alike. Let the past be null and
void; it's over and done with for good
and all. I'll try to abide hard and
fast by the letter and the spirit of the
law. That's the sum and substance of
my last and latest decision I will
stick to him through thick and thin,
rain or shine, for better, for worse.
Yes, I'm willing to move heaven and
earth, go through fire and water for
him. There's some advice and coun-
sci he has given me that I think fine
and dandy. "Stop, look, and listen"
he said. "If you don't want your life
TO be Stale, fiat, and Improbable, swear
by bell, book, and candle that you will
never allow your talents to he cribbed.
confined, and cabined in any way,
shape, or manner. Don't grasp every
opportunity for life, liberty. and the
pursuit of happiness here, there, and
everywhere; don't live on the hop,
skip and jump. Pm healthy, wealthy.
and wise, because I let wine, women,
and song alone. OF course, if fellow
finds the time, the place, and the girl,
it's all right to promise to love, honor
and obey" Isn't that grand and glori-
Gus? That's what call short and
sweet, safe and sane. Leave it to Tim
to give you chapter and verse. You bet
III destroy my old habits root and
branch. Time and time again I've re-
hected and considered this way and
that, pro and con; and I've come to the
conclusion that these words will en-
able the rank and file Of the people
to stand the wear and tear of life. !
III tell the world and his wife that. |
when all is said and done, each and |
every one of us ought to set his hand
and seal to what Tim says, subscribe |
to it heart and soul. Well and good |
The adored proofroom quotes Mr..
Chesterton referring to Thomas a.
Beckett Admit him to membership
with Alan A. Dale, o. Young Lochin-
var, and John A. Dreams.
AS Mrs. Stillman moves quietly and !
unostentatiously from the front page.
cynical smiles appear on the face of
Evelyn Thaw, Nan Patterson, and the
shade OF Mrs. Cassie Chadwick.
IF this here Enstein is such an ex-
pert on this relatively" said Mawruss
Perlmutter yesterday, "why don't he
get busy on this Stlllman case?"
They scofed at us here in the Office
Monday afternoon when we limited that
there were millions OF minds that
didn't know the barest facts ahonnt
Prof. Albert Einstein And hero 10
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