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Arizona republican., 1921-01-09
.He's orazy. your honor.. saI

policemtn to the magistrate. I found him standing at the corner scolding his wife"
 That doesn't prove him crazy" re- joined the judge.
 His wife wasn't there, your honor. ? added the policeman.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09

giving strict instructions to the hirer not to ride fast.
 One day a caller asked for a horse to attend a funeral.
 Certainly" said Spencer Spurious Spur, and then, forgetting the solemn purpose for which the customer wanted the horse, he added. as was his wont:
 Don't ride fast,''
 Look here" was the reply from his customer, T would like you to under
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09
THE LAST FLY OF SuMeMER
 (WITH MOORE APoLooiEs)
By Edmund Vanci

 Iris the last fly of summer Left dawdling alone. All her lively companions Have dried up and blown. No fly of her kindred. Not one of her illz, Is embalmed ins the butter, Or bathes in the milk I'll not leave thee, thou lone sne. To pine in this spot. Since thy loved ones are swatted, Thou. too, wouldst swat. Thus kindly I spatter Thy brains on the bread Now, what was the matter? missed thee, instead. Yet still shall follow Till thou shalt decay, And from salad to coffee I'll wait thee away. When old flies lie withered And new flies have flown. Why shouIdst thon inhabit Our garbage alone7
 -o- There are 2s nationalities represent ed among the 40s students enrolled i g~ ~Hr.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09

Spongedry sat up in bed and gazed in wonder at the spook.
 Who is that?p he asked.
 T am a ghost!" came the answer from the sheet
 'Oh that's all right. But you did give me a fright! I thought you were my wifeir
 On one occasion when Marshal Pe-
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09

himself with swimming head he lay down in his bed
 Mrs. Spongedry had, however, heard his anti catlike tread
 Thinking to frighten him. she GOV cred her head with a sheet and ap- preached his bed
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09

It is a sad thing to have to relate, but Mir. Spongedry came home the other night "wet." With uncertain footsteps he climbed the stairs, with itchy, nervous fingers he unclothed
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09
Mental Treatment

Q.-Do you know anything about
 -- - method on mental treat ment2 The advertisement states that it si the same method used by the U. $. government for shell shock, and other similar nervous disorders. Have you any bulletins on this subject, and do you impart to the public intorma- ton concerning your methods?
 The Public Health Service knows nothing about the mental treatment described in your letter. The methods gsed mi the hospital care of disabled 'M5ldiers are we'll known to- all qualified neuro- -psychiatrists, and there is nothing secret about them, for they are described and discussed in stan dard medical books. Before you under take any advertised form of treatment be sure to talk to your family physi elan. and, If necessary. have him refer you Co some qualified neuropsychia- trist for advice and treatment.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09
aTOk It By Mistake

In treating cases of poisoning from drugs. we should try, first. to get rid of the poison, second. to administer an antidote; third, to relieve such symp- tom as may appear.
 To get rid of the poison make the patient vomit freely, Tickling the throat is a simple method. A table spoonful of sirup of ipecac is excellent.
 In poisoning by acids, after vomit- ting has been induced, give a little ammonia diluted with water, or give soap, lime, chalk. whitewash. wood ashes or lime-water, or other allSali
 In poisoning by arsenic (found in rat poisons, vermin killer, Paris green) after vomiting has been induced, give milk. raw eggs or castor oil and stim- ulants.
 In poisoning from bichloride of mer- cury, after vomiting has been induced, give raw eggs and milk, castor oil, etc. Stimulate the patient.
 In poisoning by opium, laudanum, morphine or paregoric Hound in many soothing sirups and cough mixtures) give hot. strong coffee. or tea Keep the patient awake, walking him around tho room. If necessary, use artificial respiration.
 Always send for a doctor at once, and instruct the messenger to tell the doctor what is wrong. If possible. tell the doctor the name of the poison.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09

If J. M, who asks for information on varicocele. will send his name and address to tho above mentioned Infor- nation Bureau, personal reply will he sent to him
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09

piyfnE a large amount of coin to the banks for tho accommodation of their customers
 ers.--washington Star.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09
LINE IS BUSY

Her FTiend-what is your favorite part of the Bible?
 Telephone Glrl-The Book of Mum bers.-Strsy Stories.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09
[hlcIe}5nlb!

Send your question to Information Bureau, United States Public Health Service. Washington D. c. Give name and address if you wish personal re- ply.
 Piles
 Qs-Can you advise me if piles can be cured without an operation2 Some doctors advertise they cure piles with out the use of knife. Is an operation of that kind always successful2
 In slight cases of hemorrhoids, relief may be obtained by local applications, but when the condition is at all exten- sive. an operation is the only method -sf effecting a radical cure. When erformed by skillful surgeons. such operations are very successful Do not pay any attention to medical ad- vcrtisements. Talk the matter over with your family physciian, and have him advise you.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09

Yes, you did. It was red and bound with brass bands.
 Great Scott! That was the auto matic fire extinguisheri
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09
Laugh With Us

Spencer Spurius Spur was the keep CT of a lively stable. He would never allow a horse out of his sight without
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09

IT Miss NJ. M. T. win send her name and address to the Information Bu- reau mentioned above, a personal reply will be sent to her by mail The symptoms she describes are often a sign of kidney trouble.
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09
"Good morning, MT. Ryetop," said the

stand that I shall keep up with the procession even if it kills the horse!"
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09

There are 2s nationalities represent ed among the 40s students enrolled in
Arizona republican., 1921-01-09

IVES, ,NoEEp!"I CRIED. TO DIE FOR YOU WOULD BE A IOYi!"
 HOW NOBLE OF You, DickY How uNSELFiSH OF YOU ER-
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1921-04-23
ELECTION CALEN-
OAR FOR 1921

The board of election commission
ers has prepared a calendar of the
elections to be held this year, togeth-
er with the dates for filing of petitions
and the days Of registration. The cal
endar is as follows.
May Last day to file petitions for
judges of the Superior and Circuit
courts.
May 24-Last day to withdraw pc
titions for judges of the Superior and
Circuit courts.
June 6-Judicial election.
~
Guy Cramer, Secretary to the presi-
dent of the County Board is a popular
official. Mr.. Cramer who was one of
the stars of Chicago Newspaperdom
for years served with distinction as
private secretary to Mayor Dunno
Clarence S. barrow is always the
friend of the poor and the downtrod-
den and no one stands higher at the
bar.
~cA
William F. QuInIan, the father OF
Edgewater," has a host of friends all
over Chicago.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1921-04-23
Washington

The nomination of former Repre-
sentative ESch of Wisconsin to be a
member of the interstate commerce
commission was confirmed by the SEN
ate at Washington after opposition by
LaFOllette.
A general investigation of the rail
road situation of the country was or
dered by the senate at Washington.
The resolution to this effect, prepared
by Senator Cummins (Rep.) of Iowa,
was adopted without debate or di-
vision.
The senate at Washington adopted
the Cummins resolution for a sweep
ing investigation of railroad operation
since they were turned back.
The present taxation system will
not be changed before September,
Senator Penrose predicted at Wash
ingtOn.
The intention of Japan to retain ex-
elusive control of zap and to deny
the United States not only cable rights
but the commercial open door in this
and other former German islands in
the north Pacific is disclosed in the
correspondence between Washington
and Toxic made public by the State
department at Washington.
The resolution authorizing an inves-
tigation of the escape of Grover Cleve-
land Bergdoll, Philadelphia draft
evader, who is now in Germany, was
adopted by the house at Washington
without opposition.
The United States Supreme court
at Washington upheld the power OF
congress and the state legislatures to
enact anti-prOfteering laws to protect
tenants from gOuging landlords.
The Santa Fe Railroad company
won in the Supreme court of the Uni
ted States at Washington its claim
for money from the government fol-
transporting troops in 1914 and 1918
Secretary Hughes, in letter to
Samuel GOmperS at Washington, says
the United States will never resume
economic relations with Russia while
the present soviet regime prevails.
Congress will refuse to enact sales
tax legislation, Mr.. Mondell, Republic
an leader of the house, declared at
Washington. He also reiterated his
declaration there should be no shift
ing" of tax burdens
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1921-04-23
REFLECT GOOD JUDGES

Regardless of politics, the judges
of the Circuit Court, tried and trust
ed, who have shown themselves
worthy in long years of service,
should be reelected. This includes
such men as
Judge Hickman Seaman,
Judge George Kersten,
Judge Thomas G.. Windes,
Judge Francis S. Wilson,
Judge Frank Johnston, Jr., and
Judge Donald L. Morrill, of the Cir
cult Court, and last but not least,
Judge Theodore Brentano of the
Superior court.
~6A
Joseph A. O'Donnell, former 1egis-
lator and park commissioner, is one
of the most popular members of the
Chicago Bar.
Judge William r. Fetzer is making
fine record on the Municipal bench.
Fair-minded and just and conceded
on all sides to be an able lawyer, the
public and the Bar are alike pleased
with him.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1921-04-23
THE = riIC 60 EA9AE.
[ AGILE |EWS[ET$

The main dry house and engine
house of the Harbisons- Walker Re
fractories company plant at Ports
mouth, o., were destroyed by fire with
an estimated loss of $350.OOO.
Three freshmen students were in
jured at Stanford university, Cali
fornia, one perhaps seriously, in
class fight between 500 freshmen and
sophomores as a preliminary to the
annual baseball game.
The net loss during February, the
first month of operation of DetrOit'S
municipal street railway lines, was
$10,923, representing an operating
deficit of s., 923, according to a state
ment
Word has been received at Newport,
r. l., that James Van Allen has pur
chased a large chateau in France and
will occupy it indefnitely-or at least
as long as prohibition is in effect in
America.
For the first time in almost seven
years flour sold under IS a barrel at
the mills at Minneapolis. With a re-
duction at one of the large mills of it's
quotation from $500 to $3.50, q new
low price obtained.
Before curious crowd which clam
cred at the Jail gates until they were
admitted at ris direction, Guy Vernon
Thompson was hanged at Rockville,
Md. for dynamiting the home of
James Bolton.
Reports coming to Memphis Tenn,
from isolated sections indicate the
toll from tornadoes and transforms,
late Friday and Saturday, will reach
100
Ebert II. Gary, chairman of the
United States Steel corporation, told
the stockholders at New York he was
in favor of publicity, regulation and
reasonable control of business
through government agencies.
twenty-five men, armed with shot
guns and pistols, swept down on the
Corning distillery at Peoria, Ill, in
one of the most spectacular raids in
the history of Illinois, seized 200 cases
of liquor and escaped.
By an overwhelming vote about g.
600 employees of the Cleveland Street
Railway company agreed upon a new
wage scale and working conditions
with a cut of about 20 per cent.
The Marine Engineers Beneficial as
ISOLATION officially notified the Ameri-
can Steamship Owners association al
New York that its members would not
accept wage cuts of 20 to 80 per cent
One bandit was killed, two were
wounded and two others arrested
when they were surprised by the pc
lice while raiding the Cicero State
bank at Chicago.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1921-04-23

A. T. Porter, highly respected vice
president of the H.. w. Dubiske Com
pany, is one of the most popular men
in financial circles in Chicago
The city is paying enough for ex-
perts-expert holdup men; expert
burglars and experts on public i'm
provements.
The leading members of every So
ciety and club in Chicago read The
Eagle.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1921-04-23
MOST IMPORTANT
NEWS Of WORLD
BIG HAPPENINGS OF THE WEEK
CUT TO LAST ANALYSIS.
DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN ITEMS
Kernels Culfed From Events of Mo-
ment in All Parts of the World
Of Interest to All the
People Everywhere.
Personal

E. A. Shores, said to have been one
of the best known lumbermen in the
country, is dead at his home at Ash
land, Wis. Mr.. Shores was seventy
six years old. He was department
commander of the G. A. r.
Ka-Ge-Ge-Bi, one hundred and ten
years old, Wisconsin's oldest Indian,
is dead at Round Lake. His early life
was passed along the Chippewa river.
Daniel Bartlett Sargent, eighty
three, last surviving member of the
crew of the Kearsarge, Union frigate
which sank the Confederate blockade
runner Alabama in 1864, died at his
home at Omaha.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1921-04-23
Foreign

Japan has protested to the French
government at Paris against Premier
Brands note to the United States
expressing sympathy toward the lat
ter regarding the zap controversy
and promising Frances support.
A world congress of Russian mon
archists has been called to meet in
Berlin on June l, according to adviceS
from that city. 1t is understood that
American delegates will attend the
congress.
The crowd at the former kaiserin's
funeral at Potsdam made the exer-
ciSeS an occasion for a stirring Ova-
ton to General Won Hindenburg. The
officers saluted and the people
cheered him.
Soviet Russian officials are putting
into effect a decree proposing that the
Russian art treasures, seized from
palaces and from private individuals,
shall be sold abroad to buy food, says
Helsingfors dispatch.
An army of 10000 sons and daugh-
ters of Erin protested British mis-
rule" in Ireland in a mammoth parade
down Michigan boulevard at Chicago.
DR.. Walter Simons, German foreign
minister at Berlin, in the face of the
threatened new invasion by France on
May l, is insisting on new PREPARATION
proposals to the allies.
A resolution urging the United
States government to withdraw its
armed forces stationed in the city
of Mangua, Nicaragua, was rejected
by the Nicaraguan senate.
Count Stefan Bethlen, who has acted
as adviser to Archduke Joseph of Hun
gary, has been appointed Hungarian
premier to replace Count Paul Teleky,
who has resigned, says a Paris dis
patch.
A Brussels dispatch says serious
damage to fruit as result of the
hard freeze in western Europe is re-
ported there.
The first British comment on Presi-
dent Harding's message to congress
was contained in an editorial in the
London Times, which accepted the
American position regarding zap.
An international congress of men
and women teachers of dancing at
Paris decided to strike out the "shim-
my" or "shudder" dance from their
classes.
Many provinces in Spain are suffer
ing from a plague of locusts, says a
Madrid dispatch.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1921-04-23

Paul H. Wiedel, Chief Clerk, makes
many friends for the Board of AS
SCISSORS by the courtesy with which he
and his subordinates treat the public
as well as for the ability with which
he discharges his duties.
John Gallanis Of the popular confec-
tionery firm of Gallanis Bros, is one
of the coming men of Chicago. AL
though not personally interested in
politics, combining his political work
to helping friends, he is frequently
talked of for State Treasurer
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1921-04-23
Domestic

Harvey BOlen, twenty-SiX years old,
and Mrs. Beulah Rea, twenty-fOur,
were shot to death at CogliO, near
four, of Christopher. Both men were
infatuated with Mrs. Rea. it was said.
Price reductions for sheet steel were
announced by the American Sheet and
Tin Plate company at New York. The
reductions varied from 81 to $14 per
ton on various products.
"Trench mouth" a disease of the
gums first discovered among soldiers
at the front during the war, has made
it's appearance at Muncie, Ind. Several
cases have been discovered.
coin, the first such shipment since the
war, arrived at New York on a steam
er from Gothenburg, Sweden, con.
signed to Kuhn, Loeb & Co., bankers.
Phillip Johnson, the son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Phillip Johnson, ST., of Moline
ILL.,, was killed when a square piano
fell on him, crushing his skull.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Shay, pioneer
resident of Burlington, Ia, were
found dead in their home, death be
ing due to gas.
The so-called housing bills of New
York were held valid by the Supreme
court at Washington. The District OF
Columbia rent act also was declared
/ constitutional.
The New York herald., 1921-06-16
MAURITANIA OFF
AFTER AQUITANIA
No Race On, Say Officials, but
CreW Thinks So.

A difference of opinion appeared to
exist at the Chelsea piers yesterday
whether the Mauretania was really to
race her fellow Cunarder the Aquitania.
to Southampton Officials Of the i.ne
said there was not to be race. but the
passengers and crew seemed to think
there was
The Aquitania got away just after six
O'Clock Tuesday night The Mauretani~
backed into the stream at sixteen min
utes after noon yesterday. a few min
utes after the Carmania Of the same
line. but slower boats The Aduitania
had on board 2.096 passengers, the
Mauretania 1856 and the Carmania
l,025. The Aauitana is an oil burner.
while the Mauretania, the record holder.
still sticks to coal
Three members of a committee OF thr-
teen engineers which is 10 present the
John Fritz gold medal to Sir Robert
Hadfield of London and Eugene
Schneider head of the Creusot gun
works OF France. sailed on the Maure-
tanla. These were Ambrose Swasey.
Cleveland manufacturer and founder of
the Engineering Foundation; John r.
Freeman, president of the Manufacture
ers Mutual Fire Insurance Company of
New York. and William Kelly. mining
engineer of Vulcan, Mich Members of
the mission represent the various engl-
neering organizations of this country
and viii extend greetings to the brother
engineers OF England and France
The New York herald., 1921-06-16
PRINTERS VOTE ENDS
STRIKE In BOSTON
International Typographical
Union Orders Men to Re-
turn at Once.
Special Despatch to THE SEW rnsK HERALD.

Special Despatch to THE Nkw ynsS HERALD
BosroN, June 15.-Meinbers Of the Bos-
ton Typographical Union No. 13, em-
ployed as compositcrs on Boston daily
newspapers, who have been on an illegal
strike since last Monday night. voted
tonight at a stormy meeting to return
to work. The vote was Fla to 16S.
This action on the part of the strikers
followed the PRONUNCIATION of an order
from the International Typographical
Union that the men return inmedia tely.
One of the international officers arrived
in Boston to-day. and at a meeting ct the
warned the men that unless they
returned Immediately. the international
body would take steps to fill their places
with union printers In accordance with
the terms OF the obligation OF the Inter
national Typographical Union to the pub
hshers to do its best to supply competent
men. st'
Many men employed in the composing
rooms OF morning newspapers reported
for work Immediately following the
meeting of the ''vacationists." but many
more. instead OF coming back to work
tonight. decided not to report until to-
morrow night. saying they were unable
to work all night as they had been up
all day attending meetings and doing
picket duty"
All morning newspapers will be
printed in practically tine same form
and size as during the two days the
printers were. out. using machine set
matter interspersed with Photographic
plates of typewriter matter
Following the meeting OF the printers
this evening, Sylvester J. Mcbride.
president of Boston Typographical
Union No. 13. issued the following state
ment:
THE men have obeyed the mandate
of the officers of the international
Typographical Union and will return to
work immediately
According to the publishers the men
returned in considerable numbers to
their machines tonight. and all are ex-
pected back to work by tomorrow morn
ing in time to get out all afternoon edi-
tions as usual. The morning newspapers
are making preparations for an issue OF
twelve pages tomorrow. During the
time the have been out eight pages
have been printed.
The vote Of the printers tonight which
brought them back to work, according to
statements from officials Of the union,
was only an a question of returning to
work. and did not touch upon the ques-
tion Of wages or working conditions. Ac-
cording to the publishers. the men re-
turn to work at the same rate of pay
and will work the same number OF hours
as they did before the walkout.
The New York herald., 1921-06-16

NATIONAL distribution-sales in
IN creasing everywhere-and yet from
coast to coast dealers were complaining.
Time after time they opened their ship
ments of famous liquid product to find
big proportion Of shattered bottles.
The manufacturers decided to try
new style of shipping case. 1t failed to
check the damage. They tried third
style-still the breakage continued.
Then they turned to the Robert Gair
Company. We devised a case of Gair cor
rugated stock which checked the break
age at oncel Threatened loss of dealer
good was eliminated, and loss of
many thousand dollars stopped.
This is just one example of the ingen-
uity and mechanical skill which charac-
terize Gair service. We have saved
American manufacturers millions of dol
lars by solving the most difficult ship
ping problems.
Our fifty years of experience in pack
ing goods of every description enables us
to work out the size and shape of case
best adapted to the individual product.
Our intimate rst-hand knowledge of
modern transit conditions and shipping
regulations often points the way to