The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-03-22
sFamiliarity Breeds Contempt'-For Spelling
as Well as other Things.

a distance of a quarter OF q mile. They
spent wednesday afternoon looking over
this part Of the levy and found the work
was necessary.
FRINSTANCE. an ed in the Hawkeye re-
lates that research and experiment developed
a number Of desert recipes" Which may &C
count for the sand one sometimes finds in res
taurant salad.
TO OUR NEW PRESIDENT.
Well, Warren, We are glad you're president
And have selected as your helpers ten
Right able, fearless, conscientious men.
Renowned in all affairs Of government,
Expert in specialties they represent;
Now we shall look to see things move again,
Go onward in an upward course. and then
How Joy will come throughout the lands
extent.
Among the nations We shall take our place.
Right things to stand for and with strength
maintain
Do justice here at home with such q grace,
In nothing shall be found cause to complain
Goodwill, your keynote; may goodwill prevail
"A. NJ. S.
THE foregoing. in addition to being a neat
acrostic. carries with it some good thoughts
we'll expressed.
LICENSED to wed:
Mrs Dora NJ Wood ........E Erie
Mrs Dira M. Wood ........ Erie
Tho Argus
When this is lamped by Mrs. Dora no doubt
twill get her pet angora
Kidding the sKulturistA-
From the Philadelphia Evening Public
Ledger.
Those who persist in seeing the So
perman in the Teuton are now explain
ing that what most people deem the I
stupidity OF German diplomacy was really
a slick scheme to have the allies nullify
the Treaty of Versailles by marching
into Germany. All of which suggests
Artemus Wards description Of a Der.
sonal encounter in which he cleverly
landed his left eye on hts opponents
right fist.
RUSH TO THE PAS
ON REPORT OF GAS
FLOW DISCOVERIES
-Muscatine Journal
Whereupon the pas rush for the plumber
THE world. as We remember, required six
which came to nothing. was months in the
msrrlng. -Hey,wood Broun in the New York
You've nothing on u.s. Haywood. We recall
distinctly with what interest We watched you
supervising the job from your seat on q ring
OF Saturn, swinging your legs and nonchalantly
| smoking cigaret.
GLIMPSE this. from The Argus. lamped By
our long absent contrib. E. F.:
~PORTIA, ELOPEA
President Harding who has already
accepted the offer by letter. Mrs.
Quetschke is shown holding Laddie Boy.
He's the son OF the
Yes, yes. 90 on! Has Mrs. Harding been
told Of this?
| THE trade publication of a motor mann.
featuring association has arrived addressed tc
1.-The Angus, Rock Island. ILL.,"
A bull, obviously.
What Else Could He Expect This Month
With Name Like That
(Ffom The Argus)
F1rmin lido, 1917 Thirteenth street.
East Moline, was arraigned before JUS
tice Of the Peace Dan Maskell yesterday
afternoon on q charge Of disorderly con-
duct He was found guilty of the charge
and fined IS and costs.
HIS satanic majesty doesn't worry about tn
man who is going to reform tomorrow
Decatur Herald.
And sometimes even less about the mar
who has already reformed
THE diameter OF the star Betelsuese 1,
300, O00. 900 miles: that of the sun 866 900 miles
and our own "big world" 1915 miles.
Batelguese-the B. l. 7. of the solar system,
r T. MIG.