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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-16
TODAY'S TALK
George Adams Author You Cam IT, "Up"
HAPPINESS DE LUXE

There something happiness.
Most
person
will right o qualify happiness.
kind happiness, like
a de
would happiness
happiness S o
friend who seemed superavey the other
told a
greatly
S what she
happiness my
appreciate him happiness
him happiness de luxe
something somebody will happiness de
world like this A mother
gets daily painter others
he
the knowledge that he is the
find Judgment
with the worldyou
happiness and it.
privilege it to make others happy much greater
house much
that can't understand what they
send Christmas greeting On account of
What would they
finally the word the
-"Lovei"
Happiness de luxe is giving love
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the presence of these men, but come to them with
their disability, compensation and insurance
problems.
The government wants every man entitled TO
COMPENSATION to receive it. The squad is work
ing under the Seventh district headquarters at
Cincinnati. When the men leave Wayne county
they hope that all long-standing claims will have
been adjusted satisfactorily and to the eminent
satisfaction of the former service men.
Headquarters will be established in the
American Legion rooms in the K. of P. building
In the squad will be medical examiners men
trained to do legal work. and several typists The
squad is efficiently organized to execute its mis-
sion.
To make the visit of these men fruitful of the
highest results, disabled service men and those
who have problems arising out of their war risk
insurance should visit the Legion rooms to pre-
sent their grievances and cases. The squad will
be here between Dec. 10 and %, inclusive
The local Legion post has done monumental
work for the disabled service men through its
agencies for taking care of this work, in which
they have had the fullest cooperation and assist
ance of Representative Elliott and his office at
taches. But there are a number Of cases which
have not been adjusted, and probably some that
have not come to the attention of the Legion Of
ficials. The cleanup squad is particularly
anxious to reach all service men who have prob
lens pertaining to their compensation and lnsur-
ance. Every service man who knows OF a COM
rade whose name should come before the squad,
will be doing patriotic service in calling his at
ltention to the coming of these men.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-16
Memories of Old DAYS
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

Richmond people in government affairs
mond people in governmental affairs
was intimated in a letter received by
L. A. Handley, local secretary of the
United States civil service commits
sion, from the district secretary at
Cincinnati, which asked that efforts
be made by local postal authorities to
get more applicants for the position
Of first grade clerk in departmental
service outside of Washington, D. c.
that but four men had lined up as can
didates for the office, a number consid-
erably lower than in former years.
Handley added that the demand for
men who had passed the examination
in this class was apt to be heavy dur
ing 1912, and there would be a chance
for many more than had applied, to
secure positions in the government
service.
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QUICK RELIEF FOR
ALL RHEUMATICS
II So Crippled You Can't Use Arms or
Legs Rheuma Will Help You or
Nothing To Pay.

II you want relief in two days, swift,
gratifying relief, take one teaspoonful
Of Rheuma once a day.
II you want to dissolve the uric acid
poison in your body and drive it out,
through the natural channels so that
you will be free from rheumatism, get
a rs cent bottle of Rheuma from your
druggist today.
Rheumatism is a powerful disease
strongly entrenched in joints and
muscles. In order to conquer it a
powerful enemy must be sent against
it. Rheuma is the enemy of rheuma-
tism-an enemy that must conquer it
every time or your money will be re-
funded.
Rheuma Is the one remedy that has
relieved the agonizing pains of
rheumatic sufferers who thought
nothing would give relief. A. G. Luken
Drug Co. will supply you on the
no-cure-no-pay plan. = Advertisement.
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lies
Can't Be Cured from the Outsld

External treatments seldom cure
Piles.
Nor do surgical operations.
The cause is inside-bad circulation.
The blood is stagnant, the veins
flabby.
The bowel walls are weak, the parts
almost dead.
To quickly and safely rid yourself
of piles you must free the circulation
send a fresh current through the
stagnant pools. Internal treatment Is
the one safe method.
J. S. Leonhardt, NJ. D., set at work
some years ago to find real internal
Pile remedy. He succeeded. He
named his prescription HEM-ROID,
and tried it in 1000 cases before he
was satisfied. Now HEM-ROID is sold
by druggists everywhere under guar
antee. It's easy to take, and can al
ways be found at A. G. Luken Drug
Co, who will gladly refund the pur-
chase price to any dissatisfied Gus
tomer.-Advertisem
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Musings for the Evening
ARMS AND MEN

ARMS AND MEN
"Arma virumque cano,"
Sang Virgil long ago:
And still in Washington.
In Nineteen twenty-one,
The song is sung again
BY every race of men.
Listen to Harding and Hughes.
To Brands and Balfours views,
To chants from the Japanese,
The cries from aggrieved Chinese.
TO Italian melodies.
But note the new refrain:
TOO many heroes slain,
Too much of cruel war.
Oh, sing of arms no more,
But think alone of men.
Let us be brothers again;
Let warships no longer be built.
Purge US, o God. Of the guilt
That fostered wars waste and dearth,
And give to our age the birth
OF peace and goodwill on the cath.
Ella Kirk Jelliffe.
Back to earth: Newspaper report
says that while the minister was ty-
ing the nuptial knot in an aeroplane
for a young couple the pilot did a
nose dive.
For the information and guidance OF
its readers, the Parsons Sun" says
there are six footmen in attendance at
the main entrance of buckingham pal
ace throughout the day until o'clock,
when the number is reduced to four.
We are in receipt Of a program
which announces Mr. Drummond Fyfe
as an accompanist
Sign on Seventh avenue: Ajax
Shrinking Corporation" The first
corporation We ever heard of that pos
sessed that quality.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-16
ARE YOU FAT?
HIST TRY THIS

Thousands of overfat people have be-
come slim by following the advice of
doctors who recommend Marmola Pre-
scription Tablets, those harmless little
fat reducers that simplify the dose of
too fat don't wait--go now to your
druggist and for one dollar. which is
the price the world over. procure a
case of these tablets. II preferable you
10 the Marmola Co. 4612 Woodward
Ave. Detroit, Mich. They reduce stead
lily and easily without tiresome exer-
else or starvation diet and leave no
unpleasant effect--Advertisem
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died IN 1880, ana
her second, George
w. Gait, died in
1905. Mrs. Gait
was born in Ripon,
Wis, but in early
life moved to Iowa
and attended Iowa
State college at
Ames, Ia. Later
she studied law.
She was teacher
and later principal
of schools at Ma
son City, Ia.
She was with the
National Woman
Suffrage associa-
ton from 1892.
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STEALS OWN AUTOMOBILE;
FACES TERM IN PRISON

SOUTH BEND, Ind, Dec. 16.-Earl
Gibson found it an expensive propo.
sition to steal his own automobile in
order to defraud an insurance cor2-
pany, for he was found guilty by
jury in the st. Joseph superior court
and faces a sentence of from one to
three years in prison.
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Lessons In Correct English
Don't Saw:

Neither Mr.. Brown nor Mr.. Smith
WERE present.
Neither Mr.. Brown nor the Smiths
WAS present.
Bricks, steel and oak IS the mate
rial of which it is built.
Each man and each woman there
WERE satisfied with the note.
Everybody there WERE satisfied
with the decision.
Say:
Neither Mr.. Brown nor Mr.. Smith
WAS there.
Neither Mr.. Brown nor the SMITHS
WE'RE there.
Bricks, steel and oak ARE the ma.
terial of which it is built.
Everybody there WAS satisfied with
the decision.
Each man and each woman there
WAS satisfied with the note.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-16
SOUTH'S OLDEST PASTOR
DIES AT ACE NE OK NEApc

DANVlLLE, KY, Dec. 16.-Prof. w.
S. Giltner, founder Of Eminence col
lege, at Eminence, KY, and for more
than so years its head, is dead at the
home of his daughter here. He was
90 years old. He was the Oldest
preacher in the Christian church in
Kentucky. both in age and in years
of service.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-16

and for nine years was president of
the International Woman Suffrage Al
lance.
States or abroad, she makes her home
in New York city.
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Masonic Calendar

Friday, Dec. 16. - King Solomon s
Chapter, No. 4, r. A NJ. Called con-
vocation. Work in Mark Master de-
gree.
Saturday, Dec. 17.-Loyal Chapter,
No. 49; o. E. S. Stated meeting.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-16
Ripping Rhymes
BY Walt Mason
HASH

HASH
I've eaten much in fine hotels, where
foreign cooks were wearing bells, and
l have seen the walters bring grand
dishs that would tempt a king; yea,
often they have seen me pounce on
grub whose name l can't pronounce,
and l have paid five bucks or more for
victuals famed in tavern lore, cooked
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After Dinner Stories

The high t,hool seniors were re-
hearsing their class play and the bride
and bridegroom had come on the
stage. After their sentimental little
scene they proceeded TO sit down at
the breakfast table while the amateur
comedian did his turn. And straight
way the bridegroom grew interested
in the make-believe food and didn't
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-12-16
For Colds, Grip or Influenza

and as preventive, take Laxative
BROMO QUININE Tablets. The gen
uine bears the signature of E. w.
Grove. (Be sure you get BROMO0
observation-disclosures
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Who's Who IN the
Dav's News

MRS. CARRIE CHAPMAN GAIT
Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait, lecturer
and woman suffrage leader, has been
left to widowhood twice.
Her first husband, Leo Chapman,
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for return postage. All replies are sent
direct to the inquirer.)
Q. When is Boxing day? T. o. /
A. Boxing day is the 26th of Deem
Der, and is one of the four legal bank
holidays in England 1t was on this
day that in olden times the gentry
made presents, especially of money,
10 their servants and dependents.
These presents came to be known as
Christmas boxes.
Q. Is there such a nut as an ivory
nut? NJ. NJ.
a. There are two species of palms
producing nuts hard enough to be en-
ployed as a substitute for ivory in the
manufacture of small articles of do
nestle use, but the one best known
TO commerce under the name of ivory
nut is the fruit of Phytehephas mac
rocarpa, native of New Granada and
other parts of Central America.
@. Are there more people in Chi
cago than in the state of Wisconsin?
W. r.
A. The population of the state OF
Wisconsin for 1920 was 2,632,067. The
population of Chicago for 1920 was
2,7O1,705.
@. When was In God We Trust"
put on coins? R. c.
A. The law providing for the motto
"In God We Trust" was passed in 1861.
The first coins bearing this motto
were one-cent pieces. Since that time
the motto has been placed on all gold
coins that admitted of it. The one
dollar gold pieces were too small to
carry this motto. The first twenty
dollar gold coins, made from the de-
sign Of Augustus St. Gaudens, did not
bear this motto, but after few were
made the motto was restored.
Q. In euchre if the dealer takes up
the turned card and says he will play
alone, what should he do with the card
he discards? A. NJ. Z.
A. 1t is customary, when a dealer
plays q lone hand, for him to pass
his discard across the table to his
partner. face down, that there may be
no Misunderstanding of his intention.
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even look at his bride. Then the di-
rector grew sarcastic.

even look at his bride. Then the di-
rector grew sarcastic.
Here, you bridegroom" he shout
ed, whats the matter? You're not
paying any attention to your bridel
Are you tired of her already"
The bridegroom colored and be-
came confused. ooh, | forgot this
was play" he stammered.
Some OF the moonshine liquor in
this region is pretty stout stuff, isn't
it?' inquired a tourist in the Ozarks.
Tell you what's a fact" replied a
native. "A deaf and dumb Teller took
a horn of it luther day, hoped six
feet in the air. popped his heels to-
gether three times and before he lit,
jumped fence as if it was a straw,
and went tearing off through the seen
cry, a-hollerin' Glory hallelooyer.'
like he'd got religion
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A fine way to spend six seconds
dig up 13c and say, Blue Devil,
please" to your grocer-Advertise
ment
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After Dinner Trick S

No. 4o-Vanishlng Ten Cent Piece
To cause a dime to disappear from
the closed fist is not g difficult matter.
4 bit of beeswax or soft soap IS at
tached to the middle finger nail The
coin is placed in the palm of the hand
and, in closing the fist, the waxed
fngernail is pressed firmly against the
dime. The hand is opened with a quick
flourish, and the coin has gone.
Copyright. 1921. BY Public Ledger Company
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Answers to Questions

(Any reader can get the answer to
any question by writing The Palladium
Information Bureau, Frederick J. Hask
IN, director, Washington D. G. This Of
fer applies strictly to information. The
bureau does not give advice on legal,
medical and financial matters. 1t does
not attempt to settle domestic troubles,
nor to undertake exhaustive research
on any subject. Write your question
plainly and briefly Give full name and
address and enclose two cents in stamps
for return postage. All replies are sent
direct to the inoutrer)
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1921-06-16

Election at Militia Ofacers.
There was considerable interest
In military circles In Foft Mill
yesterday over the result of the
elections Tuesday for colonel
and lieutenant colonel of the
First regiment, S. G. N. G., and
for, major of the third battalion
off the First regiment, Of which
the Fort Mill company is unit.
Peculiar interest was felt To-
cally in the outcome of the race
between Capt. f. M. Mack of
Fort Mill and Capt. A. M. Nc
leod of Camden for major of
the third battalion. These officers
tied i'm the election ten days ago,
each receiving six votes, and the
same thing happened again yes
terday. A third election will
perhaps be necessary to break
the tie.
In the race for colonel Capt.
7 Il. Marchant of Columbia was
leading Capt. Ralph J. Ramer of
Anderson and his election seemed
assured. There was three-cor-
nered race for lieutenant colonel,
with Maj. L. c. McFadden of
Rock Hill, Maj. Z. c. Won Tresc-
kow Of Camden and Capt. G. B..
Keith of Timmonsville the con-
testants. Capt. Won Tresckow
was leading, but phone message
from Columbia yesterday said he
probably would have to enter
second race ewithMaj. McFadden,
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1921-06-16
666 cures Bilious Fever.
NOTICE OF ELECTION

Obedient to a petition signed by
majority of the freeholders of
the Town of Fort Mill, as shown
by the tax books, and filed by
said freeholders with the Town
Council, praying that special
election be ordered for the pur.
pose of submitting to the quail
lied electors of the Town Of Fort
Mlll the question of the issuance
OF the bonds as hereinafter set
forth, and iii accordance with the
Law, notice is hereby given that a
special election of the qualified
voters of the said Town OF Fort
Mill be held on Tuesday, the fifth
day OF July, 1921, between the
hours Of seven A. NJ. and four p.
NJ, at Young.& Wolfe's store in
Fort Mill, S. c., at which election
there will be submitted to the
Qualified voters the following
question:
Whether for the purpose of
paying outstanding indebtedness
OF the Town of Fort Mill, incur
red for extensions and additions
to the waterworks system of said
town of Fort Mill, shall issue cou-
pom bonds as provided by law, to
an amount not exceeding Four
Thousand Dollars, same to bear
interest at six per cent per annum,
payable semi-annually."
The ballots shall be prepared
IN accordance with law, and shall
contain thereon the following:
For the issuance of water.
works bonds" " Eyes or No."
Those voting in favor of the is
sue shall deposit ballot with the
word mo" erased thereon; and
those opposed to the issue shall
deposit a ballot with the word
s." Yes' erased thereon.
Books of registration will be
open i'll the Office of the Clerk and
Treasurer, on Trade street, in the
Town of Fort Mill. on the 18th
day of June, 1921, for the regis
tration of the qualified electors of
the Town of Fort Mill, and will
remain open until and including
the 4th day of June, 1921.
The following are appointed
managers of the said election
Herbert Harris, j. NJ. Belk, and
i. c. Saville.
A. l.. PARKS,
Mayor Pro Tenn.
.utest -
c. S. LINK, Clerk.
". B. WILSON, Chairman,
W. p. BOYD,
j. ID. SMITH,
Commissioners of State and
County Elections for York
County.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1921-06-16
Rub-My-Tism kills pain.

Lots of new Ginghams, Cham
6rays, Poplins, ,Voiles, Organdies,
Cheviots, etc., at lower prices just
arrived at Massey's.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1921-06-16
The Times-$1.50 per year.

Ia. j. Massey says he is selling
more goods than ever before, and
II is no trouble to sell goods when
the prices are right.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1921-06-16
666 cures Biliousness.

Sixth shipment of Ladies' and
Shiidren's Hats just received at
hassey's. The prices now are
about half off.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1921-06-16

You don't take chances when The
things for clohesgood fabrios good
tailoring good style long good
theseare money you get them
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1921-06-16
666 cures a Cold quickly.

For sale-200 bushels ear corn
$i.O0 per bushel at Wateroak
Farm. Osmond Barber.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-12-22
ENORMOUS WHEAT

WINNIPEG, Dec. 22.-More TN
10000 600 bushels Of wheat are tod
in store at the Canadian head OF II
lakes. At least half this amount
owned by producers who are holdll
it for higher prices. At this time
year ago there was only ~12,00O,o'
bushels in store.
Shipments to the Pacific coast a
expected to increase in the near futu'
and this is expected to relieve the COZ
g%estion at the head of the lakes. il
pan and China are said to be Witt
to buy large consignments of VINE
and flour if cargo space across u
Pacific can be secured.
Alberta wheat has never graded
high as this year. according TO a r
port from the Canadian grain inspe'
tors office. In October about 4VV
600 bushels graded at Calgary No
hard as compared to 10000 bushels
the corresponding month last year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-12-22
MODERN PORTIAS TO
HELP THEIR HUSBANDS

BOSTON. Dec. 22.-U. n. S.)-Two
pretty young Portals in the law class
es at Boston University have already
entered partnerships matrimonially
and when they graduate will become
partners in law firms with their re-
spective husbands, They are Mrs.
Alice O'Donnell Sullican, dark eyed,
dark haired and fair, and Mrs. Esther
Roth Hoffman, equally and similarly
charming. Mrs. Sullivan is a senior
and Mrs. Holman IS being initiated
into legal procedure via the freshman
class. Both declare their belief that
it is a wife's place to become a part
ner to her husband in business as we'll
as domestic life. Both also declare
that a career should in no way inter-
fere with a wife's duty to keep house,
and each presides over an up-to-date
kitchenette.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-12-22
LINEUP Of HERM|STON
BASKETBALL TEAM GIVEN
east orcgonian specially

HERMISTON, Or. Dec, - "rhe
Time Of His Life, a three act play
was presented Friday evening by the
senior class Of the Hermiston union
high school 4 capacity house at
tended and siOO.75 was the SUM real
tied The PLAYERS were Harold Wa
terman as Tom Carter IN a negro part
Doris Swayze as Mrs. Rog GRAY, u
Young married whose trusted
negro servant has left just rs stElish
visitors are coming; Paul Stoekard as
Mr.. Bob Gray, May Rogers as Dor
othN Iandon; Dewey Payne and James
Iandon, a mau of exceedingly flerN
temper. Aloha Hammer as Mrs. Peter
wvcomhe. the STYLE guest, Frederic
Uegser as Mr.. Peter WNeomhc who de-
velops a new disease ailment every
other minute; Hollis Gordon MS Uncle
Tom the negro servant; Gwyn Hughes
as officer Hogan. The drama o o
about two hours and was well recetN-
I'D. Mrs. Roberta Gum of the high
school faculty directed it, The high
school orchestra furnished special mu-
sic.
The high school basketball schedule
MS completed to date includes the fol
lowing games:
Januaty 10, Pendleton here.
January 20, Athena here.
JANUARY ~, 1T Stantteld.
February g at Pendlcton.
February 10, Pilot Rock here.
February is. az Athena
February "A, Staufield here.
March (. al Pilot Rock,
Schedule for the girls team;
January 1S, Pendleton here.
January -. at Stanfield.
February 8, ut Pendtetou.
February to. Pilot Rock here.
FEBRUARY rs, at Athena
February "a Stanfield here.
March 4 at Pilot Rock.
Both the boys and girls teaans are
practieing steadily under faculty
coaches for the first time in the his
tory Of the school.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-12-22
REMAINS Of PREHISTORIC
WHALE IN CALIFORNIA

LOS ANGELES, Dec. 22.-Q. n. 81
The petrified remains of a whale be-
lieved to have lived between 2,0OO,OO
and 5000. 900 years ago, have been dis
covered near the summit of a lofty hill
known as San Pedro Hill, located neal
Los Angeles Harbor.
A squad of men, under the direction
of l.. f. Wyman, zoolosist, represent
ing the Museum of History ana Art
of this city, is engaged IN breaking
the petrified bones of the huge nam
NAL from the solid rock in which 1t b
rcame EMBEDDED during ages after it
death.
Nearly fifty feet in length, the re
mains were found nearly 200 fec
above sea level, and represent tn
earliest, by many centuries OF an
animals whose remains AVE pee
found in the United States. .
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-12-22
COM nElr MOVING NORTH

WINNIPEG, Man, Dee. 22-tC. Pr
The corn belt is moving northward.
This is an interesting agricultural de-
lelopment in Alberta, saskatchewan
and Manitoba.
."The corn fields to be seen in west
ern Canada this year. said r. j. c.
stead, of the Department Of Immigra-
don. who recently made an extensive
Grip through the three prairie prov
noes. equal any to be found in the
4ast or south. The growing of corn
has made great Roadway in this re-
sion. in the last few years, The de-
5elopment of corn adapted to a north
I'm climate has made ear corn a large
crop.
Under water in the great irrigated
sections of southern Alberta, Dent
,orn Yields 60 bushels to the acre.
Sweet corn yields 1000 dozen to the
,cre which, at an average of 80 cents
. dozen, is $500 an acre. ,