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The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-02-05
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The people who have seen me ut
fer fortunes from neuralgia brought -
By an upset stomach now rec me PER
fectiy sound and well--absolute1y due
TO Eatonic, writes r. Long.
Profit BY Mr.. Longs experience. keep
your stomach In healthy condition,
fresh and cool and avoid the ailments
that come from an acid conditl0h
Eatonic brings relief BY taking up and
carrying ont the excess acidity and
gases-does It quickly. Take an Eatonie
after eating and see how wonderfully
Il helps you.s Big box costs only Q
tribe with your druggists guarantees
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-02-05
are made to be worn on the arm just

are made to be worn on the arm just
above the elbow. q t 2@s'sS
Next to handkerchiefs, gloves and
neckwear rank in importance, simply
because they are so universal. Neck
wear Is story by itself, but one OF
the new items In 1t appears in the
round, collar and vestee pictured above.
This is. made of fine net, Venice lace
Insertion and Val edging as shown
by the. photograph and lisa simple
matter for the home needle worker
to handle. It is to be made by hand.
In gloves, washable varieties for
street wear find ever-increasing favor,
white doeskin fastening with pearl BUT
tons standing at the peak of dainti-
ness. They esFtsailed by gray cloth
gloves Of q suede-Iike texture, woven
with lining IL i contrasting tint and
fastened with strcp and slide Caunf-
| let and sslip-oll styles are m grent DE-
mand. A very handsome pair Of
French glace kid is shown In the Pic
ture with Van Dyck points and back
stitching in black. White gloves are
often finished With tan or beige IN
stead OF black and divide honors with
gray gloves inspopularity. 8
Il
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-02-05

Read these riddles to your friends
and see how many can answer them:
1. What Is 1t that has a thousand
eyes and yet cannot see?
2. What relation is your mothers
brothers brother-in-law to you?
8. Why should we avoid the letter
't'' when cutting wood?
"a. Why should we safeguard the let
ter 80 while weeping?
Answers-1. A sitter. 2. Your IA
ffersS6B. Because 1t turns axes into
yaxex 4. Because to lose it would
make v: shsd our ears instead Of our
tears
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-02-05
THE BEST YET.

II you have never used Vacher-B Balm,
you don't know how quickly and pleas
antly cold in the head, or. soreness
anywhere can be relieved by this harm
less remedy. -
Ask your druggist, or send for free
sample, to e. w. Vacher, inc, New Or
leans, La.
Avoid limitations. Nothing is "just
as good."-Adv. rs4a 80 s -s#
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-02-05

Accept sCalifornia" Syrup Of Figs
only-loOk for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less physic for the little stomach, liver
and bowels. Children love its fruity
taste. Full directions on each bottle.
You must say California.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-02-05
That Speech,

II heard the speech last night was
extempore." ut was nothing Of the
kind. 1t was rotten" 80
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-02-05
x-Ray Detects Swallowed Coins

In the government mint in Japan an
X-ray machine Is used to examine sus-
pected employees as they leave the
establishment daily, and 1t has re-
vealed the presence of coins that had
been concealed in the guilty ones
stomach. S
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-02-05

80 On =. p 1u. ~
Or TApeworm. No castor oil Necessary
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-02-05
Different.

Different.
"Savages used to paint their faces"
ats. different with civilized man."
commented Mr.. Chuggins. HE crawls
under his car and gets his face
smeared with automobile grease"
The diamond drill., 1921-01-15

sTuMPERs START OUT FEB Z
CONTINUED from page 81

tContinued from page 81
be right along with the stumpers as
the two organizations are interde-
pendent. II is expected that the
Farm Bureau officers will accompany
the party on its campaign through
the county.
In addition Mr. Westin OF Mar
quette will be on hand and II Is hop
ed that specialist from the Agricul-
tural College will be along.
The stumping machine and explos-
i've companies will be invited to add
to the number also. In short, the
weeks campaign as planned will be
a humdinger and ought TO arouse a
lot OF enthusiasm among the farmers
OF the county.
The diamond drill., 1921-01-15

Mr.. Frank Heydon returned from
a visit TO Traverse City this week.
stopping in Crystal Falls on his way
back TO Iro nMountain.
Don't fail TO read the ads this week
for there are a number OF excellent
grocery and provision bargains offer-
ed.
Miss Sarah Munns got home from
Chicago yesterday. She says her
father went through the operation
well but IL will be until next Wednes-
day before the results will be known.
Miss True cassiday entertained the
teachers bridge club at her home last
Monday evening. A dainty lunch was
served and cleyerly arranged menu
OF well wishes presented TO each of
the guests as a souvenir
Gen. Mgr. Donald r. GILES OF the
Mckinney Steel Co was In Crystal
Falls yesterday ON one OF his regular
visits He was accompanied by Emer-
son ID. Mcneil, general superintend-
ent
The Ramblers were defeated in the
game played with the Niagara team
last Saturday night by a score of S3
to 3d. The game was not as good as
the average game put up by the
Ramblers.
j. W. Black. vice-president OF the
Crystal Falls National Bank was IN
the city last Thursday attending to
business al the bank Mr. Black Is
4 great booster for the agricultural
development OF this section.
John Burder was down from Calu-
met looking after his business with
the mines in this vicinity on Thurs
day last. Mr.. Burder says that he
was told at Laurium that the plans
are being formed for the removal OF
4 lot OF the dwelling houses from
hat place to Iron Mountain.
D~.I ,l,n
The diamond drill., 1921-01-15

The second band concert is book
ed for January 2srd.
Mr.. George Boutel Of Green Bay Is
visiting at the Kamerer home in this
city
Casper Bauer has been at Green
Bay this week attending conference
OF the Monitor Furnace company
statesmen which was held there.
Mayor Bridges slipped and fell on
the sidewalk in front OF his store one
day during the week and fractured
rib.
Mrs. Gordon Murray has moved from
Crystal Falls TO Iron Mountain where
she intends 10 reside in the future.
The Loyal Helpers met at the
home OF Rev Rosander Thursday
night
wANTED:-Onech chamber maid and
one hotel laundress. Have electric
washer. Good wages.
ALPHA HOTEL.
G) Alpha. Mich,
A car loaded with the effects OF the
Katzeniammer Kids show caught fire
last Thursday night II was extin-
gnished without any great damage
being done
A coal pile at the Tobin mine start
ed TO burn last Sunday and crew
has been working all week in an ef-
fort 70 extinguish the fire A steam
shovel was worked several days
spreading out the coal. The Dunn pile
Is said TO be smouldering. also.
The remains OF Louis Bowman. one |
Of our soldier boys who was buried |
in France, will be sent 70 Crystal |
Falls by the government, All ar
have been made for their
Announcement will be
made later OF the arrangements for
burial here.
County Clerk Wall received letter
rom the Kenosha tWis) city author
ties last Wednesday saying that Mrs
lizzie Tuominen had died that day at
ienosha, leaving two small children
ind asking that this county say what
disposal should be made OF the re-
mains. The woman's husband had de
erted her before she died. She was
esident OF Crystal Falls eight years
md OF Kenosha but four months, go
ng to that city from here.
Sheriff Waite succeeded in getting
rom the man Erickson information
IS To whom he got his liquor from.
lie named an Italian living at Gasp
an as the vendor so Mr. Waite went
o Caspian and swooped down upon
he house. The woman OF the place.
yhen she saw the sheriff enter, ran
o pantry, seized bottle and broke
over stone jug that stood near by.
he house was pinched, however and
he woman had her trouble for her
aims as the bottled goods were not
eeded.
SUNDAY, JANUARY %, 3;OO p. NJ I
The diamond drill., 1921-01-15
CARD or THANKS

We wish to thank the many friends
who assisted us in any way during
our late bereavement. also for the
beautiful floral tributes
MIR. AND MRS. FRED SUFFER-.
AND RELATIVES.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03

clean. new straw hat and walked out
without buying even an egg sandwich.
Man went to sleep in Fort Washing
ton park During the night a breeze
sprang up and awakened him. Hey"
he yelled at nobody in particular.
close that door. There's draught in
here"
Screen actress sues man for SlOo-
900 heart balm and he has got to pay.
Seems as though it would have been
cheaper to have married her.
Man went crazy with the heat and
specialist said it was because he in
sisted upon wearing a derby hat in
the summer.
Does anybody on earth know why a
taxicab meter always starts with 80
cents registered? No, not even the
driver.
New England woman chased bur
glar by throwing dish water over him,
but you can't always have a pan Of
dish water handy, as it is too large to
carry around.
In these days of adulteration, the
first thing we know they will be run
ming milk trains without cowcatchers.
A man with 1000 Russian rubles the
other day blew the whole roll for an
egg sandwich.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03
Ripping Rhymes
THE HELPING HAND
By WALT MASON


Jim James was sick for many
moons, and had to soak his silver
spoons, to purchase beeswax pills;
the wolf was neighing at his door,
and he was weak and sick and sore,
and shy of dollar bills. And so it fill
ed my heart with glee to call at times
and leave v, to help old Jim along;
this way of aiding luckless men ap-
peals to me a lot, but then some fell
lows say it's wrong. The drivesmiths
daily seek my door to ask for bones
and then some more, to help some dis
tant cause; the starving Bedouin's
lost his flocks, the Eskimo is needing
socks, and am Santa Claus. And l
confess, with little shame, that l de-
test the driving" game and hold it
most unfair; and I'll discourage, while
/ live, the folks who tell me what to
give, and how, and when, and where.
When there's another drive in town
/ sometimes turn the drivesmiths
down, and knock their nervy games;
for when have some extra bucks I'd
rather buy some bottled nux for chaps
like old Jim James. I'd rather help
the guys l know, and let the festive
Eskimo be shy Sunday hat; across
the alley there is grief, and l may
give some small relief, and I'd fain
stick to that. The country's free. and
those who care to spread their largess
everywhere have every human right;
but old Jim James is pretty sick, and
I'll take him an ice cream brick and
Goldfish balls tonight
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03
FEAR COAL famine;
PUBLIC REFUSES TO
BUY, OPERATORS SAY
(By Associated Press)

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Aug. 3-Un-
employment of 10000 coal miners
daily, with many thousand others idle
much of the time. is reported by Of
ficers Of the United Mine Workers
of America, who assert the idleness
is due to the lack of a market for
coal
State officials here in touch with
the coal trade, and the coal operators
also maintain there is no market for
coal, adding that famine is threat
ened unless the household consumers
lay in their winter supply now.
Indiana mines, which produce ap-
proximately 25,o0o,ooo tons annually,
are estimated by officials to have
turned out about 100000 tons for
the first half of the year, with the
average monthly production falling
below 100000 tons the last three
months.
No Market for Coal
More than half of the time lost this
year is rated by the operators to have
been due to mo market" For the
country as a whole, the soft coal pro-
duction is said to be 100000 tons
behind the average of the last four
years. Hard coal production is said
to be slightly higher than in the last
several years.
Thousands of miners have not
worked enough to be listed in the
membership of the union, but the ex
act number has not been announced
although in Indiana it is known that
the union loss in membership at pres
ent exceeds 10000 The present to
tai membership is between 1900 and
! $4,000, as compared with more thar
$4,000 at the opening of the year
| Union officials say the only strike OF
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03

idealsts and theorists banker for a country
where they might apply their principles unhamp-
cred and unobstructed. The day does not seem
to be far off when Russia will discard the Lenine
system and adopt a liberal form of government
based on principles of justice and equity, which
guarantee to every man an opportunity to de-
velop his talents and endowments under adequate
protection of the law.
Most Americans pity the Russian populace,
because they believe the people were deceived
and misled, and, lacking education and experience
in the forms of democratic government, unable to
distinguish between the TYRANNY of a car and
the oppression of bolshevism. When the facts
are known, it probably will be shown that the
vast majority of the Russian people were cowed
and coerced into submitting to the yoke of Len
ines control of the governmental functions.
The danger of a worldwide spread of boil
shevims no longer exists. Groups of disgruntled
persons who sent commissions to Russia to study
the operations of bolshevism returned home sat-
isfied to enjoy the blessings of established gov
eminent, and to seek improvement in mankind's
condition through the gradual evolution of social
and political systems.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03
Dinner Stories

"Alphonse," said the heiress, 81
have been thinking"
Thinking of me, precious?" asked
Alphonse.
Indirectly, yes; I have been think
ing that if you married me, everybody
would say you only did so to get my
money"
What care l for the unthinkable
WORLD"
But, Alphonse, l will marry you. y
My own dar-"
And | will not have people say un.
kind things about you, so l have ar.
ranged to give my fortune to the mis-
sionaries. Why, Alphonse, where are
you going?"
Aphonse paused long enough on
his way TO the door to look back and
mutter, I'm going to be a mission
ary."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03
Starvation in Russia

B Americas decision to help the starving peo-
pie of Russia is primarily humanitarian move
ment, but the long standing friendship between
the people of this country and of Russia is an
other important consideration. America and
Russia have been friends for many decades, and
the present plight of that devastated land is
fine opportunity to exemplify in deeds the long
standing friendship.
The radical groups in the countries of Europe
and in the United States have long ago ceased
believing that soviet control would inaugurate the
hoped for paradise on earth. The curtain of con-
cealment which has prevented an accurate survey
of the misery and woe of Russia has been lifted
sufficiently in the last few weeks to permit an
actual presentation of the facts.
The millions of that country which are suf-
fering from hunger and disease deserve our pity
and help. Not all of that multitude were OBJ
sessed of the Lenine theory and eager to destroy
the well-ordered processes of industry, finance,
transportation, education, religion and of the
other institutions which civilization has de-
veloped as means of creating happiness and con-
tentment.
Lenne and his misguided advisers ruled by
force of the military which they were able to con-
troll, intmidating the urban population and fore
ing the peasants to subscribe to their wild ideas
without personal endeavor.
Russia will stand as monument to the So
ciastic and communistic folly. No longer will
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03
TODAY'S TALK
George Cam" take IT, "up
THE PROCESSION

interest The streets soon lined to
Sometimes is inspiring
their
time there is procession passing
and
Times" procession
join it!
the will fire lasts
a paudits Old Man HardTmes has to
in business and
and back to goodness
where
joins the Hard Times Procession just one more
creation and production and
blity.
difficult is shed little more
little later at night-think1ng!
the Hard Times Procession
that if people must eat out of churn hel faces
compelled of
to doing
merchandising told that If merchants
and
new prices would of its hid
ing hole spending of
money their and the park
babies would milk
am Now-Sen Now" crowd!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03

lockout situations are in Mingo
county, W. Va, and the state Of
Washington.
Garry Littleiohn. Indiana state mine
inspector, declares the 800 mines in
Indiana are working less than half
time, and he says a fuel famine is
not to be unexpected unless the do
nestle consumers begin storing the
winter supply Of coal now
Improvement in the soft coal fields
is expected with the approach of fall
and several operators are planning to
sink new shafts, either to open new
mines or make more profitable the
operation of old mines. Announce.
ment by the Chicago, Milwaukee and
St Paul railroad that it would draw
on the Indiana fields for practically
all fuel for its system east of Aber
deem, S. D., and the Missouri river also
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03

Rosa Bonheur, the famous French
painter, always wore masculine at
tire, except on social occasions, when
she invariably appeared in a black
silk gown of the plainest make.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03
Automobile Certificates of Ownership

Owners of automobiles who believe that the
law compelling the purchasing of certificates of
ownership is something that can be trifled with,
will profit by changing their opinion at once.
Only few weeks remain in which to obtain
the certificates After this time has elapsed, the
is enforced Fines and Imprisonment are the
penalties imposed for violations.
Automobile dealers report that many persons
are not taking the law seriously enough and be-
lieve that leniency will be shown them If they
violate its provisions. It behooves owners OF mo-
tor cars of all descriptions who cherish this no
ton to take steps Immediately to conform with
the law.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03
Answers to Questions

Eoltor-Several requests have been
received regarding the days of the
week. The following data may give
the information:
The days of the week derive their
names from ancient idolatry. In olden
times each god was worshiped on a
certain day The sun became a deity
because of the impression its glorious
light and warmth made upon man.
Thus the day set aside to worship the
sun came to be known as Sunday"
The second day of the week, Mon.
day, also goes back to ancient heather
beliefs, for it was the day designated
for the worship of the moon. Mon
day" comes from the old Anglo-Saxon
word monandaeg, in turn a transla-
ton of the Latin lunae dies. The root
OF the word luna means ito shine
hence its application to the moon.
Tuesday was dedicated to the wor-
ship of war gods. Tiw in ancient
times was the god of war. The Anglo
Saxon name for Tunesday was Tiwes
daeg. The g in daeg is soft, and the
word sounds like daya; hence its re-
semblance to the present name is
more clear.
Wednesday was sacred to Odin, or
Wooden, the supreme deity of the
Scandinavians. He is identified with
the Roman god Mercury and the
Greek god Hermes. Odin was the god
of wisdom, poetry and war, as we'll as
the god of the dead and god of agri-
culture. He was represented as man
with hat and staff with but one eye.
Thor, the Scandinavian god of
thunder, the son of Odin, gave Thurs
day its name. Thor was described as
a vigorous youth, with red hair and
beard, who rode, through the heavens
IN goat-drawn chariot, armed with a
hammer (the thunderbolt) that re-
turned after being thrown.
Friday also derives it's name from
Odin's family. Frigu, the goddess OF
marriage, was Odin's wife. Our word
comes from frigedaeg, meaning love
day. The goddess Frigu, according tc
legend, presided over mans domestic
life and held dominion in heaven and
over the abode of the dead.
To Saturn, the father of Jupiter
was dedicated the last day of the
week, Saturday. Saturn was identi
fled with the Greek god Cronus, and
like him, was tabled to have beer
king during an ancient golden age.
Readers may obtain answer to ques-
tfons by writing The Palladium Cues
lions and Answers department.. All
questions should be written plainly and
| hrfa
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Correct English
Don't Say:


/ EXPECT they were at the
meeting.
He STARED at the scenery in
wonder.
The idle schoolboy sat and GAZED
at vacancy.
when Herod saw Jesus he was
EXCEEDING glad"
Say:
I THINK Cor BELIEVE) they were
at the meeting.
He GAZED at the scenery in won
der.
The idle schoolboy sat and STARED
at vacancy.
when Herod saw Jesus he was
EXCEEDINGLY glad (modern usage;.
The Argentine government has Or
dered technical investigation of ma
tive materials suitable for the manu-
facture of newspaper
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03
Good Evening
BY ROY K. MoULToN
WE'LL SAY so.

WE'LL SAY so.
The feminine mind is something
We have never been able to fathoL1,
Especially in regard to steamboats,,
Railroad trains, automobiles
And other pieces of machinery.
The Atlantic fleet anchored
In New York harbor the other day
And among those who went down
To the rivers edge to see
The battleships and destroyers
Was a sweet young thing.
She was leaning on the arm
OF young gent Of tender years.
He pointed out the various ships
And the .airplanes, etc,
And sheapointed to large vessel
And asked, What is that boat?''
That" said he, lis a battleship."
She gazed in awe upon the turrets
And the frowning guns
And then she said:
My goodness, Henry,
Amt it cute?"
So long as we live we shall hold the
summer of 1921 in loving memory
We wouldn't take million dollars for
this summer, but we wouldn't give a
nickel for another one like it.
They are all wondering what is the
matter with the railroads. 1t is nc
secret at all. The trouble is that the
upper berths are too. far from the
floor.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03
DISARM AM EMIT.

DISARMAMENT.
If all the nations should disarm
And every fort were made a farm,
II all the battleshipS were sunk
And all the guns were turned to junk,
Would lack OF weapons Danish war?
Would we have peace forever more?
Or would men fight as best they could +?
You bet your last two-bits they
would.
HOW DO THEY GET THAT WAY?
New Jersey man went into restaur-
ant the other day, took another mans
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03

Readers may obtain answer to ques-
lions by writing The Palladium Cues
tiOns and Answers department.. All
questions should be written plainly and
briefly. Answers will be given briefly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03
Memories Of Old Days
In This Paper Ten Years
AGO Today

Health authorities stated that Au-
gust was the month most dreaded by
them, as it was known as the ETY..
phoid fever month" A number of pre-
cautions were made public and the
authorities urged that every one fol
low them in order to prevent the con-
traction of the disease or the trans
mission of it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-08-03

is expected to be a boon for the coal
industry in several Indiana counties.
The railroad recently acquired the
Chicago, Terre Haute & Southeastern
railroad as its coal carrier.