The Washington times., 1921-02-28
THE OTHER
ANGLE
Picking The Winners
lup@ By KIRK MILLER.

kA.m@m BY KIRK MILLER s
The squirrels and moths are with
US again. The carpenters who were to
build the inaugural stands are now
slapping up an additional room on
the White House-the official guess
ing room.
In this exclusive ward, President
suspect Harding will incarcerats all
his visitors who guessed wrong on
the cabinet The cell will seat
SOC, 100000 guests standing UP.
Everybody who made . left-handed
guess on the next clinic which will
misdirect our government devart-
ments In entitled to . Iife-membership,
fully paid-up, non-assessable and ma
turing 1T death, to the GuessiRg Club.
II will he . hitting sister-organisstiea
for the Gridiron Club, where in4ueats
are held over statesnen. past pres
ent and nearly.
Mr.. Harding is about to pop into
the White House like Grant popped
into Richmond The cabinet handi-
cap carrying a $4,000 purse, can't
possibly be run until March 4. but the
dope sheet boys have got the winners
8.
The other Angles racing expert. MY.
Also Ran. has condescended to violate
the ethics OF his profession and make
his selections without taking . snifter
Of cocaine. The secret of this birds
Incorrect hasards on future sportinE
com mpetftions In that he never ehtrps
. prediction without Arst inhaling. .
local. anesthetic. He prefers @ II
II Fl NO Z. hut will cenDrsmise on
INT. The latter II really more OF m
express than local anesthetic.
After going into a trance. this
Also Ran baby buzzes US of to the
following weather forecast: This
dope is strictly confidential. must not
be repeated by the reader, and is copy
righted in the United States and all
Of its tribulations.
State Handicapi Three-year~oIds
and upwards. over q four-year course
or less as the exiEencies Of the Ad-
ministration may deem advfsables
Charles Evans Hughes 10 suited to
this distance provided he doesn't carry
too much weight. In his last race
Jockey Wilson rode him too close to
the rail and he lost out BY one kiss
and . conEratulstion from his wife.
Attorney General Selling Platter:
Harry M. Daugherty has this event
where the Allies have Germany. On
general form he seems the best and
has worked we'll in the gossip.
Treasury shortchange Derby, This
race was arranged for Andy Mellsn.
In such fleld he seems to be best and
In much to be feared Travels we'll
on . light or heavy track. Charlie
Dawes In the dark horse In this 70,
hut the last time out his tongue got
sway with him and he swallowed the
bit.
Interior weep-stake: An animal
from New Mexico will grab of this
money II he doesn't Fall. Albert has
class, should show good here and his
recent performances make him the
natural choice. Likes the route.
War Department Hurdles The
strongest contender In this tai go II
Weeks. sounds psrodxicaI. hut II
will hold water. This event has been
won by some lishtweights In the past.
The Massachusetts thoroughbred has
the edge. but we don't know where he
Got II.
Agriculture Steeplechase: Hank
wallace could win this race over
plowed ground. He asks no odds of
anyone and has the call from the
time the barrier ascends. Latest tip
from the stable says he Ia feeling his
oats. Don't know where he gets that
either.
Postmaster Specials VIII Hayes
win walk away with the money. pro-
vided he doesn't depend on the U. 3.
Malls. Parcel post and registered In
sured delivery might throw him or
delay his time. hut he'll get there even
II he's spawned by these hasaicapa
The Department OF Commerce STUN
BILE looks like tumble for Herb"
Hoover. He has the backing OF the
Kink OF Belgium. He doesn't mind
the brush jumps, but the water
hurdles annoy him. Put your dough
on this bird. Il