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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13

DID Bacon write the Shakespeare
plays?"
Il don't know" replied Mr.. Storm
lngton Barnes. "Whoever wrote 'em
showed carelessness in not employing
a press agent to look after his per
sOnal interests"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13
MaNhe So.

THAT doctor must know his biz
1 feel better already"
That's the result of stepping out
Of his gloomy old anteroom into the
sunlight"
well, maybe he knows his biz, at
that"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13

"The always must be a remarkable
couple"
"In what respectY'
"She had most Of the money when
they married. but l understc nd she
never reminds him Of It."
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13
Social Rlnnder-

spa made a terrible break at the
wedding feast"
"What did he dor"
"After they had handed him his
plate of chicken salad and the finger
roll and the cup Of coffee he actually
grabbed a chair and sat down to eat"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13

Il yASHINGTON. - Widespread APP
IN nroyal of the proposal to give
-ssdent Harding power to veto sin
\ TENS in appropriation bills through
! adoption of an amendment to the
a sdtution is being manifested in
r. of letters received, says Senator
4yon Of Iowa. According to him the
slue has been quick to sense the
sEle of this delegation of power not
I'll as a measure of economy, but al
I'm putting a check on the practice
aiding legislative riders" to APP
ropriation bills.
Aus as soon as l can complete the
Aessary examination of the Consti-
afon itself and determine the precise
hraseoogy that must be employed"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13
Tarrlhle RloNs.

"The bankers daughter turned me
down"
sT6d It break your hearth
"Worse than that 1t ruined my
credit"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13
Gvned for Each One.

"Any uplift movements going on in
this town just now:"
you'll have to ask Mr.. Grabcoin
about that.
"Why 500"
'By consulting the stubs in his
checkbook he can name them ALI"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13
1NATIONALGT
AFFAIDS
lore Power to the Presidents Elbow

said Kenyon today, 81 shall introduc
the amendment and press for its CON
sideration. l have been surprised at
the interest it has attracted. have
received letters from practically every
section commencing it and urging its
submission to the people. The authors
Of these letters have been men from
many different walks Of life. including
doctors lawyers college professors
and business men,"
Senator Kenyon is convinced that
his amendment should be so drafted
as to give to the President the right to
veto ''riders" where they occur in an
appropriation bin as well as being EN-
powered to cut out single appropria-
tons without destroying an entire sup
ply bill, the funds in which are appro-
priated for carrying on the business Of
great department Of the government.
He reiterated his belief that the
adoption of such a constitutional
amendment would be of immense value
in the drive for economy and says
that when the public understands the
Importance of the matter, sentiment
will be sufficiently strong in its favor
to obtain ratification by the necessary
two-thirds of the state legislatures.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13

Stella-How many kisses do you 81
low Jack when saying goodnight
Mayme-Oh, any given number
Cartoons Magazine.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13

He pressed the maiden's ruby lips,
But he was soon TO find
That when she took her lips away
The ruhv staYed behind
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13
Practical interchange.

"a soft answer turneth away
wrath" remarked the expert in quota
lions
True" replied Mr., Dustin Stax
but in regular business a soft answer
isn't as valuable as hard bargain. "
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1921-08-13
HAD TO FOLLOW

al wonder where that candidate
stands?"
Doesn't seem to stand anywhere.
Keeps running around in circles"
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
The Right Thing
at the Right Time
By MARY MARSHALL DUFFEE

shaved. 1t is said that Caesar insisted
tllht his soldiers be closely shaved but
ms reason for thus insisting was for
fear the Teutonic barbarians with
whom they fought would seize them by
their boards in combat If they neg
iected shaving too long. 1t is said tha,
one of the many reasons why the
Roman soldiers had such a decided
advantage was that they had no boards
with which to be seized by their adver-
Saries.
1t has usually happened before this
that after war boards came into
fashion, because the men In camp had
SO little opportunity for a daily shave
that they soon found it more con-
venient to raise boards which needed
little. or no attention from the barber.
After the Civil war lads scarcely in
their twenties came back with long
boards, and naturally enough boards
became the fashion. At various times
in England long mustaches became the
fashion because they We're affected by
military men. There was time in
England when only officers were al
lowed to wear mustaches, so that
wearing n mustache was associated
with the possession of rank and dis
tinction and hence mustaches becume
highly favored. AS soon as n private
left service he raised n mustache lust
because he had never been allowed to
do so before.
Among the ancient Hebrews and in
other countries in days gone by the
beard has stood for virllity and manli-
ness and man would have felt dis.
honored if he had had to shave his
beard. In Syria and Egypt, It Is
said that boards really served pur-
pose in protecting man from the
burning sand of the desert, so it was
indeed a calamity to be deprived of
this adornment.
(Copyright)
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
Banks Sound, With Resources Decreased

rate banks with resources of Sl75,3O6,.
600.
The total resources of the S,154
national banks on June 30. 1921, In
cluding redlscounts of SS79,416 600
we're S2O,Gl7.S62,OO reduction dur
ing the year of S2,s93 ,991 ,OOO," the
comptroller reports. Loans and dis
counts, which include paper redls.
counted, acceptances and letters of
credit, amounted to S12.242, 500 900,
compared with S14OS5, ,O56. 600 on June
80. 1920.
The Investments of these banks
amounted to S4025,OS 900, n decline
during the year of S16l $4,000.
due to reduction in the deposits
In national banks, their lawful reserve
in federal reserve banks was reduced
during the year 500, 5,O2S, 900. tho
amount of reserve on June 30, 1921.
being $1,040.2s5OOO. The cash in the
vaults of these banks on June 30 was
S314 ,319,OOO. or STGOO2, 900 less than
the amount reported June 30, 1920"
individual deposits, including postal
savings, but exclusive of United
States deposits to the amount of s249,.
o39,oOO were Sl2,742, 2S1 900, or ST.
393 ,332,o10 less than the amount re.
ported June 30, 1920.
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
The Rance of the Fly.

A most interesting experiment II
conducted by the Bureau oil hnVA'
logy, U. S. Department of AsricunI1
to determine the range coVefeu +"
flies. :,
Approximately 23i,OOO files oi =
ferent species We're busted WIN ".
dered, red chalk and liberated ~
traps, baited with food hishiy fe'i'.'' r.
by flies, were placed mt various v. y.
tances. BY this means the ai'e,s'.
and flight of different species w.
determined. .y
Some of the flies Travelled l'"" ;.
In few minutes. The scre"'"0,u Ia
fly covered distance of haii ,,r ~,
in three hours, while the DlacA V's u,
fly covered anywhere from nan = =. 80
to eleven miles in two days. luz Nv. ~,
fly covered over six miles IN ies' y
one day.
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
~OMpARATINE s1ntement nf ,ho

= COMPARATIVE statement of the
" condition of reporting banks, as
shown by the last bank call, is
made by Comptroller of Currency
Crissinger. 1t shows that the bank
ing system is sound, although there
has been IA reduction of 1890, ,2G9 900
in resources since June. 1920. The
aggregate resources of the 3O,Sl5 re-
porting banks are S49,GSS, ,S39 900.
The number of reporting banks in
clude S,154 national banks with re.
sources, including rediscounts, of 800
511 1,SG2,0OO; 1880 state banks with
resources of 14199,099OOO; G23 mu-
tual savings banks with resources OF
5000, l21 900; 9TS stock savings banks
with resources of $557,91O,OOO: lat
loan and trust companies with re-
sources of Ss,29S, ,541 900; and 7Os pri-
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
"What'S in a Narne?"
Facts about its history nearing whence it was
derived, significance your lucky day aid lucky Jewel
By MILDRED MARSHALL
By MILDRED MARSHALL

Britain. spread his name throughout
| Europe.
The first feminine Claudia. was the
daughter of British prince who sent
her greetings to st. Timot.,y in ST.
PauFs epistle. The masculihs form.
Cladus, or Gladus, as it was sometimes
spelled, became popular in England
and was taken over by the Welsh, who
are responsible for the feminine
Gladys.
Gladys came to be considered the
equivalent for Claudia and as such was
reverenced, but her name never
achieved the popularity of its equiva-
lent because of it's harsh sound.
Though recognized as Gladys 1t was
more often given in baptism as Ciau-
dia. or Claude, as the French cali It.
France rejected Gladys completely,
preferring the softer Claudlne, and
Claude, while Italy and Spain chose
Claudia, leaving Gladys complete
ly to English use. whence 1t was
brought to America and allowed to
flourish unmolested and nOn-confused
by Claudia.
Agate is the talismanic gem assigned
to Gladys. 1t is said to avert peril
from Its wearer, to give her courage
and large degree of charm.
One old legend contends that her every
wish will come true when she wears
this gem. Tuesday is her lucky day
and her lucky number.
(Copyright)
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
Lumber Cut Increasing.

Denvcr.-The lumber cut Of \
United States in 1920 was S,TSs1
600 feet, which Is - per cent \,
than in 1919, and - per cent les, N
the peak IN 1907.
The average price of lumber Al r
mill Increased to S3S.42 per thona,
which is II raise of $50 per cent Ind
1910. The aggregate value Of th. \
is S1,299,OoO,OD. These are the Md
est annual valuations ever reorj.I
but do not indicate present condiurI
They merely reflect The e1tren,I
high peak In the postwar luu,
prices which was passed In the An@
quarter of 1920.
These are the principal Ss}
tics obtained by the Forest Serh
L. $. Department of Agriculture, 4
its 1920 canvas Of American sawmll
They are based upon reports from Y
9IS active mills out OF 23,24S estlni(
ed to have been in operation. Sersi
thousand mills cutting less than u
900 feet We're not tabulated, though I,
lowance was made Tor their cut I'D
parisons with 1919 are published y
permission of the Bureau of the Cd
sus, L. $. Department of Commere
The tables show that the sad
which increased their cut are all 1
the Pacific Const group and The RoS|
Mountains.
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
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,uv leaves. and then the fruit began
10 grow-chcrrles and apples and bcr-
rics and all the Things that the robins
like to eat.
Robin wns impatient. lie wanted a
nice cherry pie. aud when his little
wife told him the cherries were green
and hard lie began to scold
My mother used tr make the hest
cherry pie ! ever ate" said he. and
| know she used tn use them when
they We're hard. because | used tn
stone them for her"
stone them exclaimed Mrs Robin
with wide-open eyes. Whoever heard
of stoning cherries for n pic? My
mother never did What did she do
with the stoneS-Inake soupi' In
qulred Mrs Robin In rather u sarcas-
tic tone Of voice.
Yes. she made soup. now | come
20 think about 1t. and that cherry
stone soup was the best l ever ntef'
replied pert Mr.. Robin, thinking that
was clever idea.
We'll. will you make cherry pie
today:" he asked.
But, Robin. the cherries are not fit
TO use yet" pleaded Mrs. Robin. tlut-
terlng about at the very thought OF
such a thing.
"All right, I'll make one myself"
said Robin, bristlIng his feathers. Il
cnn make pie as well as anyone
'All right. make one" said Mrs.
Redbreast; and Off she flew.
When she returned late that after
noon everything was covered with
flour-even Robins bill and wings
and n strong smell of something
burned was In the air.
II made that pie all right" he said,
nodding his head toward the pantry,
but | did not say could bake one.
| guess II Is II little overdone. but the
inside is all right. am certain"
On the pantry shelf stood pie al
most as black as Johnpy Blackbird's
coat. but Mrs. Redbreust did not make
any remark. She l.,okcd around the
kitchen and asked: Where is the
cherry stone soup. Robin? | declare
| am quite hungry for some"
Robin rubbed his bill and stood on
one foot and then on another. well,
! do not seem to remember about that
soup. after all. I guess | was mis-
taken. II was applecore soup she
used to make instead of cherry one"
he said.
Il am glad there is one thing can
make that your mother did not know
about, for If you once had tasted
cherry-stone soup you would never
forget it," replied Mrs. Redbreast.
'Now, you fly out and sit on n limb
and sing while. and l will call you
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
When Doctors Disagree Poor Bill!

WITH the resumption of tariff hear
" ings by the senate finance com
mittee, congress will settle down
for an all-winter grind on the revision
Of customs laws. Although February
has been fixed as the date TO which
the emergency tariff will be extended.
no one seems to believe that congress
VIII complete the enactment of per
manent tariff legislation by that date.
The date, February /. was selected
admittedly with a view to speeding up
The progress of the permanent bill.
When TINT date arrives congress I'M
iouhtedly will pass bill again ex-
ending the time of the emergency
'arlf'.
The radical departure determined
lpon in the American valuation plan.
which contemplates the abandonment
Of the policy Of assessing import
duties on the foreign invoice value,
followed by the United States prac-
tically all the time for more than a
century. has been the primary cause
OF the slow progress made in revis-
ing the tariff law.
The American valuation plan is be-
coming more and more to be the
storm center Of pending tariff legisla-
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25

when / have the soup ready. Where
are the stones?"
Robin brought a basinful OF stones.
eyeinc his wife all the time, but she
looked 50 wise and knowing that he
did not ask any questions or venture
to give advice. In fact. he had done
all the cooking he wished to do. and
gladly flew out to Sit on limb and
sing.
Robin spread the fame OF his wife's
Cherry-stone soup far and wide. and
the little wives came to call on Mrs.
Redbreast, all In fiutter to get her
recipe for the wonderful soup.
Then they all flew home to make a
chcrry-stone soup just as Mrs. Red
breast had cooked It. which goes to
prove that all wives stick together
when it comes 10 managing a husband.
(Copyright)
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
Cleverest Men in Congress in Gallery

THE most clever men about con-
i gress are those who have their
seats in the galleries. The gal
leryites are the regulars who are on
hand to observe. Most of them are
paid for their observations and are
professionals at it. The lobbyist"
has long since been deceased in
Washington. In this day of advance
ment in things political we have "leg-
islative agents." They are perfectly
legitimate workers. These legislative
agents are master minds" They are
clever men, most of them conceded to
he more clever than the men with
whom they are working.
Foremost in the ranks of the legis-
lative agents at the present time is
Wayne b. Wheeler, general counsel
for the AAti-Saloon league. So far as
congress is concerned, Wheeler is the
Anti-Saloon league.
Alfred p. Thom, LAWYER. renra-
'ents the cnuse Of the railroads he.
:ore congress, as rule. Thorn is the
washington representative of the
American Association of Railway Ex.
ecutives.
Benjamin c. Marsh carries the title
0f legislative agent for the Nationo,
Farmers council and sundry kindred
organizations. He appears before
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
Bill! !

uon so far as business interests
throughout the United States are con-
cerned.
Republican members of the senate
committee already have gone so far
ms to approve definitely the American
valuation plan. substitute provision
having been framed in place of the
section Of the house bill covering this
subject. The substitute plan also hns
been concurred In by Republican
members Of the ways and means COM
miitee, so that as the situation now
stands the Republican majority In
both committees are so far commit
ted to the principle that there seems
no likelihood Of its abandonment at
any later stage In the proceedings.
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
CLEAN FACES.

n I'D you ever stop to think how
much man is judged by the
state of his beard? one of the
quickest ways for the man who ap'
pears to be self-respectins, efficient
and well-bred to make himself look
inefficient, irresponsible and uncouth
is to lie: his beard 90 for few days
The appearance of being always close.
shaved and well shaved Goes much
for the way others judge 81 man.
Men %ho have been at the from,
in camp know how importaAt to theiI
own feeling of self-respect the facili
ties for n good shave really a.-, and
wherever possible the boys in t.3inlng
or in action We're expected to keep well
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25

T GOTTA one trien whosa been play
cen da band for Tonga time cen da
olda country. Lasa week he come
20 Uniteda State He say he trow up
ia job mal.a du music and now he ees
loOlsa for work.
My frien say he gotta too moocha
tough luck mHkn da leeving dat way
lie play do peecCalo cen da band and
he sure maka Swella tune every time.
Weeth da music he maka dat bassa
drum looka seeck. He tella me one
day king was feela preety good
Da king wunta beega celebrash and
he scnda for dat band come play cen
hees house. You know was preety bad
zen oida country eef you fool da king.
50 dn band iearna plenta new music
and veesft dat place
My frien ,tella me every body sure
tnaku sWelia tune for da king. He
say da king lika so mooch he wanta
geeva every body cen da band SOM
nting. SO da king tella one da guys
wot worka for heem TAXA da band
out md fila all da instrument weeth
money.
And dat was where my frien gotta
sore. He say dat beega bassa drum
holda too mOocha money. Da bassa
horn holda plenta money and da feeble
and ALA dat rest holda plenta cash.
But my frien say when eet come
hees turn getta paid dat son-of-a-gun
of n peeccalO only holda dolia seexa
bits smalla change. Eef | no gotta
more luck ms dat | queeta my Job, too.
Wot you tnk?
(Copyright)
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25

every committee that will heor him
oharies Lyman, secretary of the
American board of farm orpapjyo.
tiohs' appears before congressional
committees with a rapId-fire line of
argument.
Edgar Wallace, the little Welsh
man who bears the title of lecisla.
1--WE agent for the American Fedora.
t,oh of Labor. is retiring individual
Mhen labor's cause needs some good.
s'rohg oration, Frank Morrison is sent
10 10 the Job. When labor needs legal
arguments, Jackson Ralston comes up
on the hill "'
hese are but few of the men
VINO work with and on congress-
ihere are 100 or more OF them in
Washington. ~
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
WASH f]D[()[5 i [@@AYE>
S5l|9)[5|zD[5.!. e.
.Gn Time of Peace Prepare for War;

through agencies set up In times or
peace.
Realization that these lessons must
be worked into the new military policy
II perilous delay and costly confusion
which preceded past mobiliza'ions
we're To he avoided. has marked the
effort OF the War department. The
bulletin shows II has attempted TO
write regulations under the revised
national defense act that would fur-
nlsh clenn-cut scheme for war
mobilization without violating national
traditions against milltnrism or Great
ing machinery that would Impose
heavy burdens In peace times upon
the taxpayers.
The project undertaken probably Is
the most far-reaching military effort
the nation has ever attempted In peace
times.
The foundation work has been done.
All over the country decentralized
machinery Is being set up capable. its
designers believe, OF getting the ma
tlon on a war footing with little delay
and confusion. The most important
links in the new defense chain are the
regular army, the National Guard and
the Officers Reserve corps.
Col. John Palmer. assigned to aid
congress IN framing the legislation,
has devoted himself to study of the
subject His work now Is to go to
all parts OF the new army and ex-
plain the workings Of the new plan.
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
Youthful Bandits Loot Bank

Roy, Wash.-Three masked bandaI
one of them said To be Il youth una'
20. held up the Roy State bank I'm
at closing time and five minutes la''I
escaped with $1,000 in cash, lea'h,
+. S. Emigh, the cashier, and Ai1
May Crowley. bookkeeper, locked
the bank vault. Ten minutes ha|
Emigh liberated himself ana gave "
alarm, but no sign of the robbers li]
been reported by the lcputy shel!l
who are securing the country IN
trio made their escape in an aa'on'
bile.
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25

"7ASHINGTON.- A big United
w States army-potential and not
actual--is what the war experts
are striving for. Two lessons of the
World war, learned at heavy cost, are
sharply emphasized In War depart
ment bulletin giving the first official
picture of the new national defense
structure projected In the reorganized
army of the United States.
One lesson comes direct from the
hattletields OF France. 1t is that eff
Client staff work is vital to modern
military operations, and with It goes
the contention that stan functions
cannot be learned over night
The other comes from the wartime
din and confusion OF the centralized
training camps at home. 1t is that
efficient mobilization of the nations
fighting strength can be carried out
only as deccntralized process
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
GLADYS.

TtiOUGH popular In the chorus
and frequently in use as the her
oine OF rvpu;ur fiction, where
Gladys de Montmorency was consid-
cred the height of feminine elegance
Gladys comes from dignified old Ro-
man family. the Claudan gems. The
Ciaudii gained much fame in early
Rome and figure in most of the trage-
dies of the city. and the Emperor
Claudlus. through his conquests in
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25

breast sat shivering on limb OF a
tyee, huddied against the trunk, while
her lord and master sat cn the end af
branch singing Justify.
what did | tell your" said Robin.
We are not a hit too early; and now
ict us find home''
Il was some time, however. before
the warm spring days came. but they
It'd. aud with them the blossoms and
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
Clerk Gets $1,000 Award

WashingtOn-Herman +. NV, M
the mail clerk who captureu \,
Gardner, reputed to be the i.', ss,n
torious mail rObber of recen' ooo !, n
ut Phoenix, Ariz, will get s',V .r,d
his exploit. In announcing ',S U.s. u
today, Postmaster General my, .l,d:
the following telegram TO '"o .,soA
Have just heard of your ~. ~ -
conduct in connection WIN ".,au6 %
ture of alleged mail robber o' ,,,Ii
This Is magnificent. You arc ,,
man and worthy of your .,m1ots'
congratulate you and the oep''
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
THE IMPATIENT ROBIN

- eEIN had started too early from
X the South that year. His little
wife told hi;I 81. but he would
not listen. Il suppose you want all
the nice locations to be taken when
we arrive" he said to her.
y, they arrived one morning. and
r',"u.h the sun was shining, the air
was chilly, and poor little Mrs. Red
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
sions Emergency Tariff

Washington Signature D! =, N
dent Harding of the bill to eA'enu
emergency tariff act until pe'm h.a
tariff legislation is enacted na'
announced at the White HOUSE,
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25
IN THAT CASE

IN THAT CASE
She: II must
be embarrassing
to be baldhead.
ed.
He: Well, |
don't know, II
would be If a
girl wanted a
lock Of your
hair.
The Dolores star., 1921-11-25

Bug Health Inspeetor-I shaI! have
% report this to the health board.
The water In this we'll 10 fearfuiIy
dirty.