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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09
Spiritulsm to Be Exposed ut st.
jnscph's School, Columbus anG
Wythe Streets, BY kinsbcrg, the
World Known Magician. Tuesday,

= VtI TITJNt I'-
No subject at the present time has
aroused more intense curiosity thar
Spir;tua!i<m.
The OCiia board is accepted by
many intelligent persons as genuine
means of spirit communication. Be
cause Of this intense interest Kins-
berg comes TO our city prepared to
show by a practical demonstration,
and 10 reproduce hy purely natural
means the various spiritualistic
phenomena that arc now puzzling the
minds OF scientists.
Come and see this marvellous
mystic. 2I1-2c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09

Observation-Disclosures from the
counties Of Brand and Giles. IN a con
yention held at Bland Court House last
SATURDAY, 4. L. Shumate, of Giles,
presiding, nominated Attorney II. I.
l'arrier, of Pearisburg, Giles County,
as Democratic nominee to represent
the two counties in the House Of Dele
gates Of the Virginia Genera! As
semb!y. 1t is thought he vii! have no
oprasifion
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09

Miss Gertrude Ertwisle, of Kings
port, Tenn, is the guest Of Mss Id;.
E;:twiSle al her home in South Al
fred street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09

Master Frank Entwis!e of Kings
pert. Tenn, spent the week end with
Master William Entwisle, at his
home in North Royal street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09
FOR SALE

On Wednesday, the 18th in
slant, at y o'clock, on the
premises, the WHARF at the
end of Prince Street, lately
Elisha Janney's.
RICHARD NJ. SCOTT.
Trustee Of Elisha JanncE.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09

There will be a service for young
boys tonight at 1880 at the Young
Peoples Building in the auditorium.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09
STATE NEWS
Continued from page one.)

modern lighting system. Dangerous
pitfalls have been made safe and yet
the natural charm and mystery OF
the subterrancan grottoes is unmar-
red.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09
Standing of Clubs
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results

philadelphia, So; Boston, G-l3
chicago, 6; Cincinnati, ?.
Today's Games
|Chicago at Pittsburgh.
Philadelphia at Boston.
Brooklyn at New York.
,St. Louis at Cincinnati.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09

Norfolk-Wednesday was Cover
nor's Day" at the Norfolk Fair. Ac-
companied by committee Of twenty
prominent citizens, Governor Davis
went to the fair grounds at noon and
was cheered BY thousands who were
already within the enclosure. He made
10 speech, but spent the entire after
noon in watching the amusements
and inspecting the various exhibits.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09
X-RAY 5 5 s 5.@s T H IA. +:

stomach, liver. kidneys, bones. joints,
cancer, tumors, bladder, bowels or ap-
pendiX as seen with your own eyes.
Our expert operator is a physician and
surgeon. Win show you exactly what
is wrong. Consultation free. DR..
WRIGHT'S N-RAY PLANT, 49, 7th
St.. y. w, Washington, d. C.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09
SPORTS
Standing Of The Clubs
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results

philadelphia, 6; Ney York, ;.
Detroit, -; Cleveland, /.
lSt. Louis, j., Chicago, ;.
Today's Games
Boston at Washington.
Detroit 1t Chicago.
'Cleveland at st. Louis.
New York at Philadelphia.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09
Humiliation and Prayer

Humiliation and Prayer
This day being recommended
by the President Of the United
States to be observed as day
Of Humiliation and Prayer, no
paper will be issued from this
Office till Saturday morning.
Terrible Tornado.
Accounts have been received
of a terrible tornado having
wrecked half the town OF Mas
sau, New Providence, and ONE
HUNDRED AND THIRTY
SAIL OF VESSELS. The gale
happened on the 10Th July. 17G
homes and 1870 vessels We're de-
stroyed besides al the priv&-
tecrs in port and much Spanish
property. The water for many
miles from the Bar was as red
as blood.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09

LexinGton-The eighty-third ses-
sion at the Virginia Military Institute
began yesterday with the largest en-
rolment in its history. Old cadets
have been returning and new ones
matriculating since Monday, when the
entrance examinations started. Class
cs formed yesterday and the acade.
mic and military routine began. On
Saturday at noon the convocation
viii take place in the chapc! Of the
Jackson Memorial Hall. Gen. L. ".
Nicholas, superintendent, viii address
the faculty and cadets.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09

Bristol-Police Justice Boiling II.
Handy, since occupying the bench in
the Bristol, Va, police court several
days ago. has gone on record as being
in favor Of rigid enforcement Of the
prohibition law. as well as the traf-
fic ordinance. Developments in police
court during the past few days bear
out the assertion that the man who
comes before Judge Handy on 9
charge Of Bookkeeping or transporting
whiSley will get 4 stiff sentence.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Henry c.
Stuart. addressing the farmers OF
Wythe County at their annual picnic
held at Fort Chiswell yesterday, I'M
der the auspices of the Wythc Coun-
ty Farm Bureau, advised them 10 or
ganize if they would reap q fair re-
ward Of .heir toll. AS on former o2
casons here. he expressed senti-
ments opposed to the holdings Of
Anglo-Saxon Sweet" cheap. He de-
clarcd that the farmers are the only
set Of industrial people in America,
it is said, who are without an oreani-
cation for their own protection.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1921-09-09
L. c. PULLIN,

Corner Qusen And Royal Streets
New Britain herald., 1921-08-15
AMERICAN l: 'QUAKERS
 HOLD CELEBRATION
Social Reform Work Is Reviewed
 At Indiana

Richmond. Ind, Aug. 15.-Social reform work in which American Quakers have taken a prominent part was reviewed here today at a centen- nial celebration Of the Indiana Year ly Meeting of Friends the largest body of Quakers in he world.
 Ninety-two year old Timothy Mich olson. the grand old man" of the Cuakers. presided. For nearly sev- snty years he has been active in pris- m reform. and hehAs been president of the Indiana Ati-saloon League since it's organizatpn.
 Prof Rufus NJ, 3ones, head of the department of philosophy in Haver- ford College. spob of "The Future of Qrakerism." and Prof. Harlow Lind icy. director of'the department of archives and history of the Indiana State Library. rod history of this Yearly Meeting.
 Later in the Jay incidents in the history of the souakers were repre- sented in a pagAnt on the campus of Earlham College
 Slavery was oe of the chief causes tor the early Qiaker movement from the Carolinas. -Seorgia, Tennessee and Virginia to easern Indiana and West ern Ohio.
 The chief lsoor of members of h. diana Yearly deeting in behalf of the slaves was ezerted through the 'Un- derground RJiiroad." Three branches c4ntAred in fountain City. nine miles north of Riamod.
 Levi Com, member of the Indi- ana Yearly Meeting, waa head of the undergroun system. He is credited with assisting 5000 slaves northward. and anothsr member of the meeting with helping 2.700.
 Beginning mission work among the Shawnee ! Idians at Wapakoneta, Ohio, in l82, Indiana Yearly Meet iSg has, confined it's activities among the Indians t this day.
 This rnsetiH is said to be the only Friends body that officially has un- dertaken pri0n work. Its first com nnfttee was lppointed in 1867 and 1t has since dc1e work in this state.
 s. Edgar Nicholson. presiding clerk of Indian Yearly Meeting. is secre- tary of the Anti-Saloon League pf America S
New Britain herald., 1921-08-15
DxANBURY9 ACCIDENT
 r.r RESULTS IN DEATH

killedsand three injured last night when the automobile in which they wereriding overturned near this city. MrxWilliam Rockwell. 2s years old, of Rtterson. N. r., was killed. Her husand was slightly injured. Will lia1 Dorman. also of Patterson was takn to the Danbury hospital with pSnful injuries. Chester A. Watts ofBridgeport was slightly injured. A h3w-out of a rear tire was the cause a the accident.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-15
ln7Y ITEMS.

New period victrola at Morans' -advt-
 Tn eCondition of Mrs. S. N. Miller ofke8 Trinity street, was was operated upon rlAst week at. Grace, Hospital. New Haven. Is reported as being im- provA.
 Ths Herald is mailed to the short for 1sc week. Order it before you leave for your vacation.-advt
New Britain herald., 1921-08-15

Women's Wool Scarfs-1% yds long and l2 inches wide with fringe ends. navy, brown, gray, dark green and orchid, guaranteed all wool; reg. $1.59 value. For Tuesday. Mill-End Sale O1 Dollar Day ....... &p
New Britain herald., 1921-08-15

Women's Silk Top Vests-Kay- ser's Italian silk top vests in pink, all sizes; formerly sold at s2.79. For Tuesday Mill-End Sale C1I Dollar Day ......... Each v A
New Britain herald., 1921-08-15
GROCERIES
  For Dollar Day Tuesday

Premier Salad Dressing; regular 42c, large bottles, 3 for $1.O0.
 Lipton's Ceylon and India Tea, red label: regular 42c, F lb. tins. TUESDAY DOLLAR DAY, 3 for $1.O0.
 Sliced Hawaiian Pineapple, Premier brand; regular 45c| No. 21s cans. TUESDAY, DOLLAR DAY. 3 for $1.OO.
 Curtis Tuna Fish, pure white meat, No. 1s cans. DOLLAR DAY, 5 for $1.OO.
 AnnOur's "Veribest" Lunch Tongue; regular 6Oc. No. Il cans, 2 cans for $1.O0.
 Shredded Wheat, 8 pkgs. for $1.OO.
 Heinz Spaghetti, cooked ready to serve. TUESDAY, DOLLAR DAY, 5 cans for $1.
 Export Borax Soap, TUES DAY, DOLLAR DAY, 40 bars for $1.00.
New Britain herald., 1921-08-15

You Gan Count On Our l
 Pure Aluminium Double Roaster of ! good weight with side handles, $1.OO.
 Pure Aluminium 6-quart Preserving Kettle with bail and wood handles, '$1.OO.
 Pure Aluminium Coffee Percolator, family size with seamless bulged bot tom. DOLLAR DAY, $l.
 Pure Aluminium Good Sized Covered Meat Kettle, DOLLAR Day, $1.OO.
 Pure Aluminium Family Size Sauce Pans with cover. DOLLAR DAY S1
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14

Dear Mrs. Thompson: / am a
girl of II and live in the home OF
an aunt. She has a daughter %
years old who has been married
for three years. My cousins hus-
band secretly makes love to me and
it worries me almost to death.
My cousin trusts her husband be-
cause he is as good to her as he
can be, but he is not true to her.
In the morning 1 have to get up to
get breakfast for him because he
goes to work early, and when l
serve him he grabs me and kisses
me by force.
l am very unhappy and would
IKE to run away, but l am not old
enough. You may say that l en-
courage the man, but I really do
not. 1 cry myself to sleep every
night because of his treatment of
me.
Please advise me what to do.
JENNIE
Your aunt is your guardian and
unless the man stops annoying you
she should be informed of his con-
duct l think you will gain your
purpose if you tell him that you
will inform your aunt of the way
he is treating you unless he stops
entirely. If you mean what you
say and he sees it he will probably
be scared into better conduct. If
your threat does not work ask your
aunt to help you solve your prob
lem. Naturally you do not want
to go to her because it would hurt
her deeply to know the real char
acter of her son-in-law.
Dear Mrs. Thompson: My mother
has come to live with me and |
find that my whole manner of liv-
ing must be changed if 1 please
her l am very social and like to
invite my friends in for the eve
ming. My husband also enjoys com
pany.
l never ask mother to do any of
The work, because 1 know she is not
overly well and she would worry
herself sick 1t even worries her
sick when my guests stay after 10
o'clock and she thinks it is foolish
% spend our money for dinners for
Dur friends. We do not spend much |
and when | have company l have
very simple things to eat, but it is
our way OF having pleasure We
10 not own an automobile as SO |
many people do, and we do not !
spend our money on luxuries.
My husband is made very I'M
Happy by mothers Directing all the |
ime to what we do. He says that !
should not give in to her because
t is his money We are spending
md not her place to dictate how it
'hall be spent
Do you think mother has any
light to object to our having com
)any? MRS. G. Fl IT
Your mother is certainly making
mistake by trying to dictate what
you Will do in your own home with
your own money. l presume her
poor health affects her view on life
md she does not realize she has a
'eSslmlstlc view of everything.
Have a talk to her and make il
IS pleasant and full OF love as pos
ible: Explain to her that she is
making you and your husband I'M
lappy and that you want her to let
GU live your life in your own way. |,
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Mrs. Brown Hostess.

Mrs. George n. Brown was host
ess last night at her home, 901
Thirtieth street, the guests being
the members of the Willing Work
ers class of the South Park Pres
byterian church. After the trans
action of general business, plans
were made for the annual bazaar to
be held Dec. II at the church. Ar
engagements were also made for a
New England supper to be served
art the church Thursday, Sept. %,
the proceeds to be used to pay the
piano debt. Refreshments were
served in the social hour which
followed.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
SewS for Welfare Work

The Ready to Help circle of the
Kings Daughters held a most de-
Ightful all-day sewing yesterday
at the Y. W. C. A. with Mrs. Morris
Cannon as hostess. Eighteen mem
bers and two guests were present.
The circle made undergarments for
the Welfare association and a great
amount of work was accomplished.
A report of the state convention
last week in Chautauqua, written
by Mrs. F. Marshall was read by
the secretary, Mrs. w. H. Dickman,
IN the afternoon. The members
voted 10 make aprons for the gift
shop of the Kings Daughters
union to be held Nov. Is at the
Y. w. c. A. A shower of fruit and
vegetables will be given to a
needy family Friday, it was voted
by the members.
The suggestion of a rummaga
sale was accepted with enthusiasm
and will be held at the Y. w. c. A.
sometime this fall, the date to be
announced later. Mrs. Cannon
served a luncheon at noon. The
next meeting will be held Oct. 4 al
the West End Settlement when
MISS Georgia Turnbull and Miss
Alice Thompson will be hostesses
1t will be the annual election of
officers.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
SOCIAL EVENTS
GIres Fareneu Parfr.

Miss Loretta Bockenfeld OF Day-
export, who left this afternoon for
Sacramento, Cal, to make her
home, was delightfully."- surprised
ut a farewell party. When she left
the Davenport Telephone office
Monday night she was greeted by
"a young people in four machines
and was taken by them to Linwood
where a bonfire was built and
wieners were roasted and marsh
maIlows toasted. The affair was
planned by the Adeline and Evelyn
Huber, Albert Baumgarn and Lloyd
Finch, all of Rock Island Miss
BockenfeId was presented with a
Turquoise ring as a parting gift.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Celebrates 9th Birahday.

The oath birthday anniversary of
Mrs Helena Larson, better known
to her many friends as Grandma
Larson" was celebrated yesterday
afternoon at the home of her foster
daughter, Miss c. Terkelson of
1909 Thirteenth street, with whom
she makes her home. About 35
friends from the ri-cities were
present and the time was busiIy
spent with fancy work and visiting
with the honoree. During the aft
ernoon. Miss Torkelsen served a
delicious luncheon. The table was
beautifully laid, the centerpiece be-
ing a large birthday cake with
candles. Each guest received as a
favor, a folder photograph of
grandma. AS a reminder of the
day Mrs. Larson was the recipient
of many gifts including beautiful
flowers Grandma Larson is
very active and is in splendid
health Her many friends wish
her many more happy birthdays.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Miss AInsworth Entertaius

Twelve young women were en-
RETAINED yesterday afternoon by
MISS Lucy Ainsworth, Twenty-ffth
avenue and Twelfth street, as a
pre-nuptial courtesy to Miss Marion
Aoss, who will marry Benjamin A.
hartZ or Rock Island next month.
Auncheon was served in the dining
room the table being decorated in
cosmos and other garden flowers
MISS Ross was presented with a
GIN: On Saturday Miss Ross will
De honored at bridge by Miss Dor
othy Evans OF Moline.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Card Parties SnccessfnI

The card parties given yesterday
afternoon and evening at Long
view chalet by the Ladies of the
Maccabees was well attended and
proved very successful. Mrs. P. ].
carlson, Mrs. M Dierolf and Mrs.
L. Schmidt were the afternoon
prize winners. In the evening. ia
vors were awarded to Mr.. and Mrs.
harry Repine, firsts and Mr.. Truss
ing OF Moline and Mrs. E. Butt of
Rock Island, seconds. The aII-cut
favor was drawn by Mrs. Harry
Ohlweiler. Coffee and cake were
served. After the evening card
games, the guests enjoyed dancing.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Heart. 1oHOmo|
11,iIprQbLoml|a14C(,,.a,>
MRC. ELIZABETH THOMPSON

, just as she did hers when she was
young. Go ahead in your own way
and try not to let her objections
and irritations make you unhappy.
Dear Mrs. Thompson: 1 am a
girl of Is and l am going with a
girl of 16. l think the world and
all OF her. l hardly go anywhere
without her. If boy asks one of
US for a date and not the other we
never go with him. l would rather
go with her than any fellow in
town.
Many a time we could have a
date with fellows we meet on the
street, but we never have been out
with any we have met on the street.
There are now two young men
whom we both think we like and
we gave them our telephone num-
bers and told them they could call
us up some time as they had asked
us for date. Do you think it
would be all right for us to go with
these young men as we are sure
they are all right? We would like
to go with them and have them as
our friends. BOBBIE.
1t would be all right to go with
young men if you have met them in
the proper way.
L believe you and your friend
are making mistake by staying
so closely together that one will
not go with young men unless
the other goes too. You can be
just as dear to each other if you
are free to have dates" separately.
One of these days young man
will ask one of you to go some
where and will be accepted and
then the other girl will be deeply
hurt. Put aside SO foolish an
agreement and give the other free
dom.
Dear Mrs. Thompson: I have
been going with a girl for about
eleven months. l spent two weeks
in camp and while l was gone she
went with another boy.
l got her a necklace and the first
night that l went to see her after
got home 1 gave it to her. She quit
me and offered me the necklace, but
wouldn't take it Did l do the
right thing?
We have a few snap shots of
each other. Should l return her
snaps or not? l also have a pres
ent from her that l think very
much of. Should / return it?I
Should her letters be destroyed?
Would 1t be all right to keep one
Of her snap shots? Should l try to |
gain her friendship again?
HAROLD.
1t was all right to tell the girl
she could keep the necklace. Since
she did, it will not be necessary to
return the present she gave you
Neither is it necessary to return
he snap shots unless she asks you
,or them. Destroy the letters if
you prefer to, but if you regard
hem as precious, there is no rea-
son why you should not keep them.
1 would not advise you to try to
'egain her friendship. Doubtless
he cares more for someone else
low. Force an interest in other
Urls, and after while your inter
st will not be forced; you will find
'oIrself caring just as much for
omeone as you did for the girl who
ave you up.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Mrs. Guyer Luncheon Host.ss

Mrs Franklin Bell of Wash
Ington' ID. c. who before her mar
rage to General Bell was Miss
sally Buford of Rock Island, was
honored at a small luncheon YES
terday noon given by Mrs. E. II
Guyer at her home, 72S TWENTY
hrst street The guests were IL
trl-c1ty friends of Mrs. Bell, who is
the houseguest of Miss Lille 7.
Preston and Mrs. George Preston
OF Mt Ida place, Davenport.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14

located the owner and brought the
information that the dog was a run
away that seized every opportunity
to take long drives.
His owner wrote, 81 can't keep
that dog at home He seems to know
when any one is leaving for motor
trip and always finds some way of
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14

dering about the street here. She
stopped her car and the dog with
out waiting for an invitation jump
ed in beside her. At the animal
refuge on the Kansas side, it was
found that he wore a license tag
issued at Beauergard, La Core
spondence with the tax collector
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Triangle 500 Club.

Mrs. !. Fisk entertained the Tri-
angle 500 club yesterday in her
home, Fourteenth street and Sew
enth avenue. Mrs. G. A. Lattig,
Mrs Hanson and Mrs. J. F. Grote-
gut were the prize winners. Mrs..
Fish served refreshments. In two
weeks Mrs. Tom Carney will en-
terrain at her home, 725 Four
teenth-and-a-half street.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Colonel Bracket Sewing.

The Colonel Bracket circle, Ia
lies of the G. A R, entertained at
in all-day sewing yesterday at
Memorial hall The members made
preparations for the annual Easter
pale. The next meeting will be
leld next Tuesday in the form of a
business session.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Holds Saving Session.

A sewing meeting was held yes
terday afternoon by the Pythian
Sisters in the home of Mrs. Theo-
dore Peterson, 914 Nineteenth ave-
Mue, Moline. After the sewing was
completed Mrs. Petersen served re-
greshments. There was a large
attendance.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Harriet henderson, CIass

The members of the Harriet Hem
derson Memorial class of the First
Methodist church were entertained
last night by Mrs. w. T. johnson.
1872 Fifteenth street There were
50 members and friends present.
The program consisted of victroIa
selections and readings by Mrs. w.
}. hrull. Games were played and
refreshments served. The next
meeting will be held in October.
the place to be announced later.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14
Gymnasium Glasses Oman

Miss Dorothy Rogers, physical
director of the Y. w. C. A, an
nounces the opening of the Wom-
ems gymnasium class Friday morn
ing between 10 and IL O'Clock. All
who wish to join the class are ask
ed to register at the desk as soon
as possible.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14

azine were read by Miss Cora Nc
kown, Miss Minnie Fredericks,
Miss Marie Whitney and Miss Ma,
bel Simpson. The hostesses served
lunch. The next meeting will be
held IN two weeks, the place to be
announced later.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1921-09-14

Stylish stout apparel developed upon
highly scientific basis, tailored by manu-
facturers who have spent years in attain
ing the mode to suit the short medium or
tall stout woman.