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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19
LOCAL GRAIN MARKET
Richmond -four mills are paying
S1.15 for No. ..
Called by Death

LIBERTY. Ind, April 1e.-Funeral
services of Wendell H. Hawkins, 65, of
near Brownsville, will be held at 10
o'clock Thursday morning at Woods
Chapel, with the pastor, Rev. c. c.
Brown officiating. Burial in the ad.
joining cemetery.
Survivors are: the widow, Mrs. Flo
ra Hawkins. a daughter. Mrs. Leah
Holmes, of Richmond and son Rus
sell living at home.
Mr. Hawkins was prominent mem
Der Of the Woods chapel, NJ. E. church.
and the Liberty X. of p lodge.
WEST MANCHESTER, O., April n
Funeral services for Mrs. Sarah
Cossant were held at the Christian
church at West Manchester, O., Sun.
day. Rev. Watson, of Harrisburg, Ind
officiating.
Mrs. Cossant was IS years old and
had spent her entire life in this vicin
1ty.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19
BUTTER QUOTATIONS

The wholesale price for creamery
butter is 43 cents a pound. Butter
fats delivered in Richmond bring 40
cents a pOunu.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19
(The Joe Frank Company, 923 xenls
Avenue. Bell, East 2819. Home 34s5.>

DAYTON, April 19-Poultry. alive
paving: Old hens, zoe h.; chickens
1sc lb.: ROSTERS, 12c lb.; young chick
ems, CSC ID; ducks, 13c ID; geese. &c
cents ID.
Eggs-Fresh, paying zoe dozen.
Butter-Creamery, paying ACC lb.
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(By Associated PreSs)

CINCINNATI. April 19.-Butter -
While milk creamery, extra, SO.
Eggs-Prime firsts %; frsts %; sec
onds, 49,
Poultry-Broilers rs; hens so; tur-
keys, So.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19
(Rv A SSnciafed PreSS0

INDIANAPOLIS, April 10. - Hay
No. timothy, s19@19.5O No. 1 clo-
Weak; No. 1 timothy, $19.50@20.0O;
ver $16@17.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19

Algeria. Frances most important
colony, has a greater area than the
mother country.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19

A London policeman is not permit
ted to marry without the approval OF
his superior.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19

LOCAL HAY MARKET
Steady; No. timothy, SIS; clover,
$14.0O; heavy mixed, $14.OO.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19
Don'tSuher
From Piles
No Matter If You Have Been a
longtime Sufferer There's Re-
lief With Pyramid Pile
Suppositories

Try Pyfamlo
no matter what
else you have
used. 1t should
give quick re-
lief a n d has
saved m a n y
from an opera
ton. Get a so
ce mt b OK of
Pyramid P | g
SuppoSitories at
any drug store.
1t is the right
thing to do. to
relieve itching.
Ab | e e d i n g or
pro tru d i n 6
pile s. hemor-
rectal troubles.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19
LIVE STOCK PRICES
nv Associated Press)

IND1ANAPOLIS April 1e:-Hogs-
Receipts, 1900: lower. Cattle re
ceipts, 1900: steady. Calves-kecelpn a
1900: higher. Sheep-fecelPts' l00
unchanged.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19
Markets
GRAIN PRICES

Furnished by e. w. WAGNER & co,
212 Union National Bank
Building.
CHICAGO, April 19.-The grain mar
ket rally may be postponed. Tues
days news easy. Bears are talking
20 cents finally for July wheat and Chi
cago wheat receipts in July will be
immense. same as in 1914. Primary
wheat receipts are running around
one million per day. Chicago corn and
oats stocks maintain their large size.
Japan news and German indemnity
dispute is unsettling. There was not
a freeze on the ticker today. Markets
act like another dip overnight and
sale on any closing bulge.
RANGE OF FUTURES
Furnished by e. w. WAGNER 4 Co.
212 Union National Bank
Building.
CHICAGO, April 19.-Follow1ng is
the range of futures on Chicago board
nf froda fnH2v.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-04-19
LIBERTY BONDS

(By Associated Press)
NEW YORK, April 19.-Final prices
on Liberty bonds today were:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
Bringingth lose
up Too Close Up

IL HODERN inventions have q
N habit Of becoming too inti-
mate. You can't make them
keep their distance.
When the telephone first came
into use few people realized how
effective It would become in in
terrupting meals calling people out
of bathtubs. running up long-dis-
lance charges and spreading gossip.
No one realized when the taxicab
first made its appearance that they
would figure in telegraph-pole climb
ing. divorce scandals. Joy rides and
long distance ~sbringing by pedes-
TRANS. N
And 50. it's going to be the same
with the movie. apparently. Aftef
having roamed all over the earth.
taking in everything In sight, 1t now
threatens to enter the home and
take in the husband, the wife and
the family skeleton.
Already the home-projection ma.
chine is available, and enables you
to keep a record Of your vacations,
your Pekingese and your visitors.
With its aid you can watch your
potted geraniums grow and your
bank account diminish. It's won
derful.
But that isn't all. Everybody
takes snapshots - thanks to. the
kodak--and everybody enjoys IRE
side jazz-thanks to the victrola--
but wait I'LL everybody does home
filming-thanks to the movie.
Wives who want to get something
on their husbands can do 1t with
the little machine II will be moro
reliable and less expensive than q
private detective.
And when the proper time comes
all they will have to do is go into
court and put 1t up to the Judge on
a screen.
Being chosen op q jury some OF
these days will be just like being
invited to picture show. The only
difference will be that you won't be
allowed to applaud or eat peanuts
during the performance.
The wife accused Of having
knocked down her husband with .
rolling pin can establish her limo
cence by showing q few hundred
feet OF action proving that she
really was aiming at the cat.
And when she wants to show
what late hours her cruel husband
kept she can flash a view OF him
going up the backstairs in his socks,
followed by a closeup Of the hah
clock registering "S a. m"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
He's q Politician.

SSDEFORE you kiss me, Horace.
- let me tell you that Fred has
given Kitty a diamond ring. You
have never given me one"
Dearest, 1t is only girls who are
not precious in themselves who 70
quire the aid Of precious stones"
"Oh, you may kiss me twice.
Horace"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

The Imperial Wizard will have
to be all that II he gets away with
It much longer. He's a bear for
bruin trouble-which seems to be
the Klan's own peculiar kind of
home brew.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
r 1OPE New York's new dry"
RI director will not enforce pro-
hibition Yellowley!

We saw a sad movie" the other
night and there wasn't a dry eye
in the audience, although, Judging
by the sounds, there were lots OF
dry throats!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
Had to Be Fond.

tIvUELL,' said the waiter to the
p" restaurant patron, who had
Just had his coffee cup refilled for
the seventh time, you must be
very fond OF coffee"
r Eyes. indeed" answered the pa
tron, cor I wouldn't be drinking so
much water to get a little"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Ad. in personal column Of coun-
try paper: TT the fool that ran
away with my wife don't bring her
back in thirty days he can keep
her" That's right; let the punish
ment At the crime.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Lady writes in and wants to
know where she can get an expur-
gated edition Of profane history for
her Willie. Bet Willie loves every
bone in her old gray head!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
Love 8 Sacrifice.

LEI want you to give me q
IL proof of your love, dearest.
She-Oh. Ernest! Am I not dane
Ing with you?
He-Thats nothing.
She-You wouldn't say that,
dear, II you knew how badly you
dance.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
cures Never Lie

-
case Of the man who might
have beSn doing something useful
the other day when he devoted bis
time to counting the number Of
psOple who walked across Brook
lyn bridge.
This person must have been one
Of those statistics hounds who
bnrSt into prominence at the
slightest provocation and an.
nounce - In {, round ngures-E Just
how many corsets are worn in
Borueo. or how close to the Cana
dian border Q bootlegger can ap-
Droach without splitting drop.
Having determined how many
people cross the bridge in a day,
the statistician retired for the night
and slept soundly. It's a wonder
he didn't report the next morning
how many shores he improvised
during the night.
The idea Of statistics was invent
I'd way back in the Garden Of Eden,
where the population was doubled
BY using Adams RIB. Ever since
statistics have been the passion Of
. great many people-especially
censds takers, Chambers Of Com
merce and stock brokers.
Along the general theme Of sta
tistics. some interesting compari-
sons can be made. For instance:
For every person who CROSSES
Brooklyn. Bridge there arc several
thousand who stay ON the other
side.
For every I'VE persons who Gross
Brooklyn Bridge there are ten who
do not Cross the bridge until they
get to It.
Only ono person out Of every
six thousand burns his bridges
behind him.
For every person who goes into
The Metropolitan Museum Of Art
six 60 into the Aquarium.
For every person who goes to
sec . painted cornfeld. six prefer
. live sturgeon.
For every person who goes into
the public library to read six 20
there to sleep.
For every person who goes to
the Rats because he IL hungry. six
80 % they osn- bras about 1t after
ward to their friends back homo.
For every taxi driver who has
been in church. six have been in
jail.
For every taxi driver who has
been in jail six hundred ought to
have been.
For every hoorwalker who is a
normal human being. SIX use Der.
fume.
For every doctor who admits his
mistakes six bury them.
For every lawyer that admits his
mistakes six hang them.
For every advertisement that
tells tho truth six tell everything
else.
For every husband that wants TO
stay at home nights six have to.
: For every wife who believes her
husband six know better.
For every man who goes to a
piano recital six 80 to a burlesque
show.
For every man who goes to an
afternoon tea six were dragxed
there.
Figures, a some one once re-
marked. never lie.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Correspondent writes in and
wants to know what's the most
precious thing in the world. We
don't know, but whatever It Is We
haven't got 1t.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

People used to go to Heaven In
slow and stately chariots; now
they 10 there in fast and reckless
taxies-or fiivvers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

"Music hath charms to soothe the
savage breast" Not according to
the latest divorce news from grand
opera
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Opportunity knocks once on
every mans door. and II he heeds
the summons his friends knock
from then on.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
The Goose and the Golden Egg.

THE old family physician being
away on much-needed vaca-
ton, his practice was intrusted to
his son, a recent medical graduate.
When the old man returned the
youngster told him, among other
things, that he had cured Miss Fer
guson, an aged and wealthy SPIN.
ster, of her chronic indigestion.
my boy" said the old doctor,
"I'm proud of you; but Miss Fer
guson's Indigestion is what put you
through college"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
Tho Real Advantage.

lRISS PARVENU-1 was almoss
M sorry. ma. that you spoke 20
rudely to that poor little MA
Willis.
Mamma-well. my dear. pray
where Is the satisfaction Of being
in the best society II you cannst
snub those who are out Of III
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Dear Editor-Will you please
print a picture Of some money, so
we can see what It looks like Just
once more. and oblige? Every
body"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

OIL prospectus sent us recently
says the stock is good buy" for
the money. "Good-by" for the
money Is right
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

National Prohibition Bureau is
going to force out all Jokes on pro-
hibition. Why not force out prohi-
bition itself, which is the biggest
joke OF all7
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

It's q wise son that knows his
own father-and q dutiful one that
will acknowledge him after getting
acquainted!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

When the Disarmament Commits
sion meet It might not be a bad
idea to search them for concealed
weapons-and other things.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

A married man would be Just as
happy as a bachelor II he behaved
himself as well.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

BY Len Fleming

Chumpleigh--I can't seem to sue
coed at anything.
Grumpleigh-Did you ever try
making q fool Of yourselff 49,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Judging by the length of college
girls skirts they don't need any
higher" educationi
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

The Hint That Failed.
VISITOR (waiting an invitation
' to lunch)-Two o'chckl / fear
I'm keeping you from your dinner.
Hostess-No; but 1 fear we are
keeping you from yours!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
Motto for the League Of Nations:
Peace Be With You."

Can't make the world safe for
democracy unless they disarm the
Democrats.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

- Boss-Young man. I've had my
eye on you for some time and
Y. MIN Quittin'; y cant IRE
me!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
No Breach of Promise.

UuOW shall I express my senti-
~ ments toward your" said the
young man tenderly.
"On paper. please" said the girl.
Then there can be no chance of
your wriggling out Of IT,"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Usual result of starting a bust
ness on q "shoestring' Ia that one
day you've got . going" business
and the next day it's gone!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

When Congress was eliminating
the nuisance taxes" why did 1t
overlook the hat-checking charges
In restaurants?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Maybe angels are invariably de-
picted as women because they're
always on the wing
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
Il Depends.

SSnO you think a man should take
u his wife into his confidence
regarding his business afiairsf"
asked the man who had Just been
married.
III he isn't making any money
yes" replied the experienced one.
cautiously.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Looks like Europe hadn't over
looked the fact, while borrowing
our money, that this is q free"
country.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Prohibition 10 the only force
that's ever been able to make the
United States take water.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
From Here
and There
The Reason Whv.

CHE-He's my best friend.
~ He-How long have you known
himf
She-Since yesterday.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Mrs. Bergdon's pot of gold may
have been at the end Of rainbow,
but not of the Rainbow Division.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Many man has brought home
the bacon only to spoil 1t all by
scrambling the eggs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Aspiring Writer-I have here a
story of a young and innocent
movie actress
Perspiring Editor-Can't use It;
we must have stories true to life-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Goof-What part Of Alaska Is
your lady friend from?
Spool dunno; Alaskal
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Young lady writes in and wants
to know II taking the X OF Kleagle
makes II leaglef
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
Heard Along
Broadway
High Strung.

High Strung.
<fNAN she keep a straight 'front.'!
u "well. she has good staying
qualities"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Only thing dry" agents have to
do is to get the drop" on you!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

It's about time people living in
the cider belt began letting the
belt out q few notches.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20
Experienced.

NLADYS-Why does Ethel believe
VI in second sight!
Marie-welr, she said she fell IN
love At first sight.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

Copyright 1884, By star 90 Great Britain Rshts
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

At tho Faculty Tea.
CHE (sweetly. as they sip their
y tea together)-Isn't this dell.
ciousf
He (absent-mindedly)-Yes. l
love to take tea with a little lemon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-11-20

HODERN inventions have .
N habit Of becoming too init.
mate. You cant maize thar.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1921-11-22
UN SOLDADO DEL AZ DE INF.
MUERE DE REPENTE EN- UN
BALE

Informes recibidos de Cayey dan
cuenta de que el sabado en- la noche
y en- ell barrio Jajome de aquella mu-
nicipalidad, fallecio de repente ell sol
dado Ramon Solivan, perteneciente
al Regimiento No. az de Infanteria,
destacado en- Ia Zona del Canal.
Segdn nuestros informes, ell referi-
do militar habfa llegado hace POGO
de Panama, con ell prop6sito de pa
sar una corta temporada entire los
suyos.
La muerte de Solivan ocurri6 en-
una casa del citado barrio de Jajo-
me, donde Sc celebraba un bale.
Testigos oculares dicen que ell SOL
dado lego algo agitado la casa de
la fiesta, inmediatamente invite a
bailar a una de las joxenes ALI pre-
sentes. Tan pronto terminaron de
danzar, retiraronse ambos otro de-
partamento de la casa, en- donde to-
maron asiento.
Al notar la joven que su compaie-
ro cerraba los ojos y llevabase las
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1921-11-22


Una dolorosa carta LENA de melanco-
liza y de espanto-refejo de Ia impre-
sion causada por los horrores del Riff en-
ell alma de una noble anciana portorri-
quefla-llega a LA PRENSA, Escrita
fu6 bajo la emocion tragica de una epis
tola de soldado, enyiada la ff abueli-
tai de Madrid por un bravo militar
que en- Africa Sc bate ahora-sy quiza
ha caido ya-bajo la metralla traidora
del marroqui desleal a Espana
La narracion sincerisima d ei -prota-
gonista de la campana, presenta con
una sencillez sin alinos, con Un yeris-
mo elocuentisimo, que extremes de
barbarie y salvajismo han llegado los
aabilefios rebelados en- ell Ris contra
Espafia. Creemos que son dignas de leer-
Sc estas dos cartas. Elias revelan la
dureza de la campana de Africa con
vibrante fuerza.
Querfdimo hijo mio:
Creyendo pueda interesarte, te inclu-
70 una carta que me escribe & ,aAfrica
mi querido nieto por adopci6n Antonio
y hasta creo pudieras quererla publ
car en- 'La Prensa" de Nueva York,
con una condicion, que nj le aEadan nj
le recorten. Pudiera afiadtrse como ex-
plicacion que una anciana de Puerto
Rico vino Madrid hace algunos afios,
y Sc le Gaia el alma a los pies al yer
la vida que hacfan los nifios. Ell cine,
el teatro, las carreras de caballos y
cosa parecida. Hizo amistad con algu-
nos nifos Y les contaba cuentos. Asi
la esperaban cada dia en- ell paseo dc
la CasteIlsna y ella les proponia carre.
ras de resistencia, de velocidad, de
franQuear obstaculos, etc. LEGO ell ban
do ser considerable y la gents creia
que eran los nietos de la viejecita. Y
ellos la empezaron lamar as Fueron
creciendo y estudiando carreras, pero
jamas perdio de vista algunos de
ellos. Antonio es uno de estos. ST tie pa
rece bien ESQ t1 pondrfas la explica-
ci6n en- tus propias palabras harias
comprender que todo es verbal Y So
bre todo la abuela ha publicado la car
ia sin el permiso de su nieto adoptivo v
sin Ell conociniento de nadie.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1921-11-22
LCDo.. MARIO C. FIGUERoA


En- virtud de una resolution del
Tribunal Supreme, ha sido admitido
al ejercicio de la abogacia en- esta is
la, sin previo examen de revalida,
cl inteligente joven Lcdo. Mario C.
Figueroa, quien Sc graduo en- JUNO
1ltimo, en- la Universidad de Puer-
to Rico.
El joven abogado piensa abrir en-
breve su bufete de abogado en- esta
capital.
Los triunfos que ha de obtener es-
te nuevo professional han de ser in
numerables, pues que ademas de su
naturales condolences de inteligen-
cia y laboriosidad, une la de una yer
dadera devotion por el estudio.
Al felicitar al estimado amigo, lie
deseamos un franco exito en- ell ejer-
cicio de su profession.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1921-11-22
SIROP BORINQUEN

Hemos sido obsequiados con una
botella del exquisite sirop marca "Bo
rinquen", que fabrica don j. Boada,
de Santurce.
Podemos nsegurar que este es uno
de los mas exquisitos "sirops" que
Sc encuentran de venta en- la isla,
pues es fabricado con las mejores ella
ses de frutas que Sc importan Sc
cultivan en- la isla.
Para agente general de venta del
mismo, ha sido nombrado nuestro
amigo don Ramon Santiago, popular
cronista basebolero, conocido por
"Monsant'.
Nos completeness en- desearle ext
tos al mencionado fabricante, asf co
mo tambien a su active agente.