Arizona republican., 1921-03-01

 as the bridal party marched out Of the chantry.
 MT. Boodle's gift to the bride was a case of Virginia cut plug.
 "The honeymoon will be spent at various United States Cigar stores"
 The effect on literature will be fel too, obviously. The shrinking viole type of heroine with no bad habits vii never do. Prepare for these passage In our Best Sellers:
 Harold Hangover could hardly restrain his emotions as he called at the Magnolia mansion 10 see the charming Miss Gloria. Presently Lady Magnolia came down. T am sorry" she smiled, but Gloria left but moment ago for a stroll about the grounds. fancy she is in the garden: she is such . poetic soul you know.''
 T will stroll down and see if I can find her." returned Harold. its a gorgeous spring day out And so saying. our hero fairly rushed from the house and down the broad path leading to the famous Mag nolia gardens. Presently he caught glimpse of Gloria in the far dis tance. She was just disappearing behind the magnolia stables he quickened his step presently he was quite close and decided to sweep around on tiptoe and surprise the girl of his dreams.
 He peered around the corner of the great Magnolia stables. He caught glimpse of her golden hair from above a perfect cloister of roses. hollyhocks and lilies Birds darted about twittering There was drone of bees in the air. What an adorable creature." said Harold to himself, sitting there among the flowers. sweet soul.
 Suddenly he swept forward through the floral bushes that con- cealed her.
 My darling." he cried. "Out here among the birds and the bees and the flowers communinx with Nature, eh?"
 Gloria turned her head. She took clay pipe out from beneath her pearly teeth. rapped 1t against a sapling and replied. bit nettled: Nav I just ran out here behind the barn to get a good smoke. Got any good tobaccer?-
 Harold collapsed among the hoI- lyhocks.
 Or this:
 Your birthday. explained Har- vey. Indeed. l must buy you a present, little remembrance"
 Millicent. a picture in a frock of the daintiest pink. looked up s1 him wistfully.
 q wish I knew what you'd like best" said Harvey. You're such an exquisite creature I don't think the market holds a gift worthy enough to be thrown at your feet" Millicent looked at him. She came closer. He took her hand.
 ''Ten me what I might buy you" ! he pleaded Something. light of my heart. that will bring ycu great happiness some thing you crave. dear little lady" Do you really want to know 1 what I want just now moro than anything else in the whole wtrld?" asked Millicent.
 You have but to spesS," re- turned Harvey. What is it She hesitated a second and then;
 GET ME DOZEN PIPE 1 CLEANERS" she said sweety. 1 Or a great dramatic climax Galsworthy:
 l. When Montmorency entered the drawing room he found Alice in a temper
 'Cadi" she said. Why what is the matter? What have I done-?"
 ''Contemptible clown" she hissed- Why Aice-there must be some mistake
 You'u never make a fool of an other woman that way" she cried showing a revolver. For Heavens sake, Alice. Alice, my dear. What have l done?"
 You know very we'll" she thundered.
 Tell me-" he stammered. ] LAST NIGHT AFTER YOU HAD SWORN THAT YOU LOVED ME
 Yes; yes; 90 on,"
 YOU LEFT A PACKAGE OF MATCHES ON THE TABLE"
 Yes" he hissed
 WELL" SHE CRIED. THEY WERE SWEDISH MATCHES AND I'VE RUINED MY WHOLE ] DAY TRYING TO LIGHT MY PIPE WITH THEM"