The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1921-05-05
TALES OF TOWN
DANNY DUcAN

(No Apologies to r, Kipling)
What are the people shoutin' for7'
said ROoter-on- Parade.
take him out, take him out" the
center halder said.
What makes you look 70 sad, 70
sAdfS said Rooter-on-P Parade.
"I'm thinkin' that the game Il lost,
the csntsr Aalder said.
"For they're pAstin' Danny's pellets
Ill around the bloomin' lot,
And every man that comes to bat i
Johnny on the Spot.
They ara calm for his uniform, and
just ~ like ~ not
They'll be hangin' Danny Dugan in
the mofnin'l"
"What makes the pitcher shake his
head? said Rooter-on- Parade.
Hes in q hole, he's in q hole" the
center fielder said.
"WThat makes the batter feel 50 gay?"
said Rooter-on-P Parade.
"It's three and one, it's three and
one" the center fielder said.
"For he's got old Danny Dugan right
where Caleb had the hen;
In about half a minute he will take
his base, and then
They'll yank poor Danny from the
slab and shoe him to the pen,
And they'll ask for waivers on him
in the mornin'."
Whats that black spot agin the
sum-" said ter-on-Parade.
'Oh, it's the ball Jim Kelly hit" the
center fielder said.
What makes that cloud Of dust fly
up?" said Rooter-on- Parade.
Its Jimmie Kelly slidin' home," the
center fielder said,
For little Jimmie landed with gosh
almighty whaek,
And drove the bloomin' ball so far it
never will come back,
An the stuff's all of with Dugan, for
he's bound to get the sack;
They'll be cannin' Danny Dugan in
the mornin'."
It's awful bad luck to dream that |
,ou are not married when you are.
II the world would only quit sleep
ng on its arms it would quit dream
ng Of war.
Just as the High school students
hink they are getting through they |
Ind it is only commencement.
We saw the worst looking sight in
he world the other day: A discard
d corset lying top of debris piled in
N alley not far from Main street.
Not only may we celebrate the birth
I the republic on the Fourth Of July,
nut we also may have to wait until
hen to celebrate the close of winter.
q 3 .
Doubtless you have heard of DR..
whose theories have been
uzzling the sages. But here it is
q nut shell, as explained by HIM
elf: Relatively relinquishes the
Of simultaneity."
Two Emmett girls were discussing
reat current events. Said one: "Her
,lks paid $40 for that dress" Said
he other: "And then they had to cut
4 SIS worth to make it short
lough."
Automatic telephones viii be along
and then you can pick out
,ur own wrong numbers, and you can
arm for yourself that the line is
isy instead Of waiting for central
inform you.
The government has lot of bran
: to sell at 81 per gallon, but par-
asers must show need for the stuff
r non-beverage purposes. Lives
ere man with dome so dead that
couldn't show the urgent need of
little hair tonic.
"The one reason we win never see q
.opia on earth is because Utopia v
the place where everyone minds a
, own business and there is no Cos c
j." says an exchange. Possibly c
E editor knows about this place c
opia, but his description indicates $
has confused the place with the =
netery. Z
Harding gave $50 to some ii
ashington boys and girls the otner e.
' who were raising swimmin' hole Il
nd. The President hopes to ioin Il