The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1921-10-20

eigar ashes 1Fola - ~ nilipg In
IL lady IN ths see6ur ansr -,
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The profeseSEr Who sighed II
earth . few ysaxp 49, before tn
ybusiness dpss1sion ~ in. should
wsieh 1t again. Thsrs y . suspicion
that II has lost
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Harry Lauder y b New York and
Iseys pobody ~ sAsd HIN drink
Vt. Wl1sthe5 ~ Ia that = :
tribute 70 proh5bitiQn ~ q hint
well, what d1 you thinh - means!
A North CarolinA nsountaineer
runs his hivvsr With eornlicker, pre-
ferring il to gasoline. We would be
afraid 1t would maks ~ machine
climb . tres or st on . railroad
track and tight = nnogul engine.
The woman who i ON trial for the
murder Of her fourth husband was st
one time a dimpled infant that
mother loved. fondled and protected
When the gate once elangs, it opens
no more to tn enchanted realm Of
innocence.
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AThe husband that lies 70 his wife
i wholly depravsd,H says preschsf.
Not in every instances. AZ . rule, We
think, whei, husband lies to his wife
be i impelled not 70 much by deprav-
ty a. by an exaggerated notion Of
.he law Of self-prsseryation.
Job was 1 noble, patient, God fear
ny man, and It is but natural that
parents should be glad 70 name
ION for him, but how in the name OF
Noses did the Hunter family Of Chi
ago come to think Of 1t? Couldn't
hey foresee time like this and how
painful the name Of Job Hunter
would look in print!
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The keen-eyed shopper looked
It the meat displayed on the butch
RS stall for some minutes, and then
as that American NUT
on" "Well, AZ matter Of fact"
eplied the butcher" the sheep was
,orn in New Zealand. But, madam
Ie added in triumph, ut is of Amer
can parents"
On entering a posto6ice to send q
egisterred letter to her son in China
N old German woman found that
he had forgotten his address. She
old the clerk of her predicament.
Ach, it sounds like an auto some
Az" she told him. "Toot-toot?" he
sked. She shook her head. He then
urned 70 his assistant. "Joe," he
inquired, "what noise does an auto
mobile nade!" AHonk-honk," was
h. reply. @AcA, dots IT," said the
roman and went away satisfied.
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'.TAlkmg about dry towns, havs yoa
vpr been In Leavsnwcrth, Kan. I"
sksd the commercial traveller In ~
otsl lobby. "No! Well, that's .
~ town fer you. III right" They 1
Aa't s6Il hqpot At all thsref" Asksd
hystander. '0nly II you Aavs bssn
Ttaoa 81 Z snaks," said the dSuua1ee. Il
They have ealy one snake n tAsll
,wn. and WHEN ! got to 4 tn c<Aefl
-, alter standing in hns for neAEly |
III day. Il was too tired = bite.s
A man inst young WOMAN who |
I'd bosn servant in his heuse. Be
r. interested In her welfare. he said |
her: "Why, aren't you married 4
~" "No. SIR swell, I thought
,u would have been married before
wv" ooh, no, sir" she said.
There's two waiting" "Two!" he
,claimed. "Why, you don't mean to
AIRY two, do your" "No, sir. The
70 that's waiting is the priest an
e."
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Did this ever happen in your hore?
)h, boo, hoo-ooo! There are two
ore cans of prunes getting moldy |
i top. Last week it was the peach
liter that had all to be cooked down
rain, and suppose next week it
III be the cherries. | just can't see
hats the matter. used All new
il and rings, and dipped the lids of
me in paraffin. l just know It's
at old cellar, so do. Next year ]
n not going to can thing, so Pm
4! I'm getting tired Of working
;e = dog putting up fruit to have it
oil, and have to throw it out, and
and But the old man was gone.
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John Clay, of the well known live
ock commission firm of Chicago,
no has often visited at the Andrew
tile ranch in Emmett, relates the