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The New York herald., 1921-09-11
BIameS Educational System
And Colleges Mostly

"As | see it," he continued, "the great
defect lies in our educational system.
do think that education falls down IL It
cannot carry on developed type. Instead
OF turning out men inspired to be leaders,
our American universities take the sons
Of successful men and stifle any interest
they may have in politics. The universities
have become mere social clearing houses.
They turn out men who are chiefly con-
cerned with getting the most enjoyment
out Of life, with no sense OF values or re-
sponsibilities.
II began critcising the colleges with
Slower AT Yale questioning their social
systems. their secret societies, their spirit
OF leadership and their lack of interest in
the world of affairs. II you will remem-
ber, inserted a questionnaire that was
much on the order OF the Edison ques-
tionnaire. Many complained that II was
too severe, but II was mild compared with
Mr. Edisons.
There are many bigger things in coll.
lege than book learning The college man
must he inspired to take up the responsi-
hility Of politics. He must be made to re-
alize that II is up to him to go in and make
hts Influence felt and not sit back and let
us all wonder where the American leader
ship Is coming from. The destiny OF the
The New York herald., 1921-09-11

country is too important for any such hap
hazard system.
Il believe in graded system of educa-
tion. college career is not essential for
every man. 1t is not compatible with the
intellect of all grades of civilization. Let
each man be educated according to his
requirements and his possibilities, but as
we are democracy there should be oppor-
tunities open for the unsual man in every
grade to come up to higher level
But when our universities, the peak OF
our educational system, fall down in their
duties, there is this inevitable waste of the
generation.
The New York herald., 1921-09-11
Where the Money Goes for Our Navy

Continued from Preceding Page.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-28
CIGARETTE FAMINE MAY
BRING STRIKE TO CLOSE

LONDON. May 2S.--(Ed L. Keen,
u. r. Staff Correspondent)- "a threat
ened cigarette famine brought the set
tlement Of the British mine strike
closer. Tobacco factories with their
large stores Of manufactured goods
and with fair supplies of fuel, thus
far have managed to operate. Within
the last week, however, these supplies
have been depleted so far that an Of
ficiah warning was issued by the asso-
ciaijUn of manufacturers. Factories
will have to curtail production read
the warning Continuation OF the
coal strlhc viii bring on a cigarette
famine and a cgaretteless England
will probable be the final argument
with the miner, owner. and public, in
bringing about settlement" The
warning was issued almost coincident-
ally with the report that the miners
and owners. agreeing to Lloyd
Georges invitation, probably will meet
/ today
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-28
COAL FAMINE THREATENED.

CHICAGO, May 2S.-tU. PA
buyers coal strike, now prevalent is
precipitating the country into a coal
famine similar to that Of last year, ae-
cording to Amedee J. Casey. editor Of
coal magazine, here today.
So serious is the condition, that Chi
cago loan banks are devising systems
of loaning money to consumers in an
effort to encourage purchase of coal
at the reasonable rates said to be ex-
| isting at this time Unless coal is
/ purchased now, Casey said, an newt
able famine will take place during the
| fall and winter. The railroads now
are in a position to handle coal ship
ments, he added. In the fall and win
ter months, shipments from the mine
will be more infrequent because of the
lack of coal at the mines, shut down
due to lack of demand.
THE possibilities of trouble are
greater this year than they ever have
been" Casey declared. The mines
are capable Of storing a small amount
of coal. But this amount will not be
sufficient to meet the needs during the
cold SPELL
Coal production since. the first of
the year has been 1l5,25S,00O tons
compared with 1853. .553,O ,O00 last year,
Casey said. This is due to the lack Of
demand
81 do not see anything now that can
avert a serious shortage of coal next
winter unless the consumer wakes up
to the appeal of the operators to buy
now, so as to keep the mines in Oper-
alton, Casey concluded. Those who
have needed the repeated warnings
and have obtained their winters sup
ply of coal have every reason to con-
sratulate themselves when the cold
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-28

when "hero OF Tannenberg' arrived
before Wildpark station, where the
services for the princes were held. AS
he rescended somewhat heavily from
an automobile, the great string OF
medals about his neck was dlsarrans-
cd.
A silk k-hatted, white -whiskered man
and q policeman rushed to rearrange
them and met head-on. The silk hat
was dislodged and rolled upon the
pavement, and the policeman, stood in
daze.
! In the meantime half dozen Off
GERS in full dress Of generals had gath
cred about the "old man of the Masdr-
ian lakes and carefully arranged the
medals, while others helped the Field
Marshal put on his high. tasseled cap,
which he had been unable to wear In
the confines Of his closed car.
When Won Hindenburg appeared al
the station to depart, the streets TO.
many squares were packed with excit'
ed crowds which raised a tumultuoui
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-28

cheer and again and again, until the
train was out OF sight, the "hochs' re.
sounded from thousands Of throats.
A short time previous, Prince Au-
gust appeared on the station platform,
and was received with few lifted
hats. but without cheers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-28
GERMANS SHOW ADMIRATION FOR
FIELD MARSHAL Won HINDENBURC
AT FORMER EMPRESS FUNERAL

gathered to attend the funeral OF the
Empress Augusta Victoria.
The German princes passed ylrtual' i
ly unnoticed through the crowds but
wherever the popular Field Marshal
went there was a murmur of admira-
tion which frequently swelled into pro-
longed applause. Even the commhh-
lists, who could be distinguished Dy
their remarks, were silent before Won
Hindenburg, although they spoke
loudly about "tin soldiers as other
high officers passed.
There was an amusing incident
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-28

Despite diking and channeling, the
Hoang river of China has in one thou
sand years, drowned more human be-
ings than have been killed in all the
wars of tie same time. The only pre-
vcntive of floods is in the reforestatlon
Of the denuded slopes which border
the river valley.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1921-05-28
Princess Passed UnnOtiCed
Through Crowds; Popular
Field Marshal Applauded.

POTSDAM, Germany, May 2s.--(A.
P.)-The affection and admiration
which German people still entertain
for Field Marshal Won Hindenburg
was manifested by the throngs who
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1921-03-31
Mrbeibslpsle6en.

Mrbeibslbs6eben. - S116iannpolis,
256e Morts. Ga. 100000 Me6lent.
mer al 11niteo Wine @orfers Of
Mmerico bar life giort en- 0ags slr.
bei6e lioen lite Sanuor, bleb bet iogi
igaor Mftes paa 6ogforeningens St.
efntipfonlites liblte Meoe I BET inter
untionale @obe6fbarter ber. Dette
inobefntter lite 6en1 Der bar baret
arbeibsIeie paogruno at Streifer !
@e1t @irginia og @aibington. Sag
foreninge11s Brelioe1t Sobn 8.
2eipis iogoe, at ben nltberenoe Mr.
beios16sbeo ortogelia er mere atut,
eub set rogenftnoe bar, bRreti Gag.
foreningetls &iitorie
Gn .Masie areat,rer fiaalnt, &e-
lena, MQnt., 26be Morts. areatu-
rer til en- 9proi at $As, $50 bleb
itiaaIet | Mo11tana 1920, opIpier
asit gtatsinfpeftpr 6rant 8. 2a-
bigne.
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1921-03-31
8ntHkunHIrrtalittu.

Paa @runo af ben ooeroroentlig
labe Yris pao 0inneapolis Tioenoe
1noa bi itrengt bol6e paa Sen &egel>
at 8la6et betales Gorlfu6. Moresie-
lappen nifer Atio, til bpilfen 0ag
8laoet ct bel> a bpis 6erfor 6or-
npellet1 al Mbon<e 9 ntet iffe er moo
toset inoen Maon> s. l16song, BIZ
Der peotommea0e 81 mt itrseet.
Deune &egel bliper itre :,>perbolot
lige oberfor alle A6on1t> g. u6e11
Gorifiel.
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1921-03-31

sln1erifa far Sobn Burroughs
tabt fi11 melt afbolote Matl1rforifer og
en- al tine melt fretnragenbe @s1op'
liter og &litiilere. San bur fpot /
g3orbllrh q. g. 36ie Mpril 1887 al
en- 6amilie at engeIjf Mfltontning paa
Ga6erens @i6e og nre0 ct iterft irlf
Silet poa Mo6erens @ibe. SONS
ltng6on1 blep tilbragt 2an6sifoler
og uoe i Matrren. 5elb iag6e ba1l
at bans Originolitet bIeb fre1nelifet
peo> at ban borebe op mellem Golf,
oer bperfen leIte 8gger eQer brgo ltg
ONT 6er1.
s. 14.Mursafberea hegpnbte 1an- at
fifrtpe gslaps og bor 19 Mar garnnel
@ibragspoer til n9ltlantic MontblD". I.
s Melle11ltiben boo6e ban frefpente-
ret 9llblano Geninarb og Goopers-
totpn Seminary og bar 1aa Sfolele-
rer SO 9lar. Sra 1863 til 70
bar Burroughs fnDttet til Ttnons0e>
portente11tet og bar / Be feIgenoe tt
9lor ipeciel national 8anfinipeft6r
San bob6e 1874 figbt en- 1i6en
6ar1n peo giopus paa 9uolo11flooens'
Neltiioe og til6ragte n1eget al tn E1o
her meo Sor0oprfning ON CONNIE
rem og literert glrbei6e ON @interen.
Bao6e Wolt Bbitman og Wattbem
9lrno1o ebe0e Itrrf Sn6flD6elfe paa
Burroughs og tilitreffeltg ttblig til
at aisre bon1 til en- brilliant Sfribent
peo Sen Gio, oo bons f6rite Bog,
uWalt @b'tmon az Hoet a1t6 Ser
1on", uofon1 1867. @iben oa fore
ligger ser foruoen mango Mrtitler t
Eiosfiffriifter Ell lang @efte nomerfe-
oe % interesiat1te @erfer fra bans
Soo,,o. @on par en- goo Ben = al
Oberlt &ooiebeIt og bar Be fiote
@ommere taget ltbflugter fan1nen
me6 Ebomas 9(. g6ilon og Senrp
sSoro, jon1 Megel til biloe, af1tbeslig-
gen6e 5teoer.
Burroughs bar &unftner, @atur'
forffer, 9igter Of Sportsntano. 29le-
rem af bans @prfer fnnoe ,1eppe
mo6ltoo sSn1pulien til ielo at tomme
u6 / geaturen % nbbe ben meo fulo
sSorItaoeIie. gurrougbs bar Meeolem
at :Mnsericon Mcaoenp Of Mrts ono
2etters.
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1921-03-31
Kapt. Nurmau Nrlaun
Sem moriffpbte &aptein neb @clSen
Gate @1itpagtitatipn @ienitano
fpr bebr enbe Outtale.

Norman Nelion> ben noriffeote
&nptein be6 @oloen @ate &Dltbagt-
ltotion, fit fornplig en- n1eget beoren-
oe On1tale al u@an Grancisco @al1"
8la0et beretteoe, at oe IA Mor, Mel,
Jon bar babt 2eoelfen of Me6nings'
arbeibet, er ca. 300 Menneifer foln>
met neo til 5tronoen for at begaa
@elpmoro. Mf 6isie bor Nello1 faa=
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1921-03-31
@referne erobrer Mflt1-aarabis-

@referne erobrer Mflmn-aarabis.
jar. Mtben, 29oe Marts. 9ea tpr-
fiife @ationaliftropper leo ifore Sab
| ben 4anlp, Ser gift sforl16 for -@re-
fernes SSnotageIfe Of Mflun- aorabis-
Jar, flyer EN- offieiel @rflnring l1o-
.fte6t Der. Sprferne fotte fig frnftig
til Mooparge og gioroe flere Mo6an.
ereb, n1en oet 1Dffeoes @<eferne at
oribe Soriparerne fra 8pen.
Mflpt streh Seem gorf ben 25oe
Mnrts. @n @treif Iangs bele &D-
iten al Maifiniiter og BefaI paa ID.
gaaeroe Eaugboa6e bera1nn1et
igoar fom Yroteit mob en- 9ensre-
,onftion bleb aflpit ibag al Gogfor-
eningsleber1le, efterM Mrbeioeroe.
partementet baboe tinuM at 1lngIe.,
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1921-03-31
5nhm Burrnngt1a mn.
Zen bcfienSte amerifanife Natmrfpr'
ifer bbr plmblelig / ct Sernbanetog.
2ibt p,u ~bans 2ib.

Stem Oorf> 29oe Marts. Sfblge
ct 3elegrant til Dr. g9aIter @rap
grump ioog afgif Sen befietote Sea-
t,lrforffer sobn Burroughs beb De-
SEN &1. 9 inat poa ct SSsernbanetog
ner Buffalo 81. 9. San par paa
Sci biem til Hougbfeepfte fra Paia.
bena, boor ban bapoe tilbragt 8in-
teren.
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1921-03-31
@elisibs Sfulfer ienbt / TengIel.

@eligibs Sfulfer ien6t TengIel-
@on Traneiseo> Calf, 236e Marts.
Soibna 9pfes, ielbbeltaltet Oberbo.
beo for Sen iaatal6te gbureb Of tbe
2ibing 500, og bans @efreter 81.
81. Dean anfom unber 9ebogtning
fra Det1ber og ffal inorgen-fenoes til
McNeils Ssla110 feoerale 6engiel
for at afione Don1me paa benboles-
big 18 Manne6er og ct Mar og en
Sag. Sc blep ~f1lnoen ifp16ige / at
babe bin6ret 11oifripningen og bleb
arreIteret efter at bape nRgtet at 40.
lp6e en- Metsorore og obergipet fig
ber for at fdres Gengiel.
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1921-03-31

mem fine Salsmeno erflereoe SC, at
ebert t-&eeieringen baboe to Tormaol
meo 6ette - at fua1ie Mrbeioerne icr
at 1esle bele @ritatningsbDroen oper
paa Sem iarnt bite Gntenten, at oct
bar ngopenoigt at bebol0e Boobe1l
| for at fnule proletariife l1obrlo.
&egieringen lparebe meo en- 9e-
1fplbnirg or1 at @o1nrnunilterre 1eg=
te at onitifte &epolution pao en- Eio,
oa Mpn0igbeoerne bar optaget meo
Folafferne og OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
let, boobenoe, at oen biloe ipre6e Jig
Der 2pif1ono og ftDrte Sen nuberen=
Sc Mominiltrotion. Set bleb lpaaet>
at Opftanbene piloe bore fa1effet tn
ben i1norgen.
Ga. 1000 Sorbei6slele Mnr,3 for
i6gte at bemegtige Jig flere Tabrifer
| / u6fanterne al Bpen, men bleb bur
| tig ab1pre6t al Yolitiet.
&onmuni1tblaoet ~Gie 9}ote Gab=
ne" er beororet unoertrpffet.
Meloinger 1nootaget ioog Morges
ontpoe0e, at Hegieringens 5tDrfe
burtig boI6t paa at 6lipe @errer oper
5ituationen I oct fornemlte Sprprs=
oi1trift. Bolitiet itges at bore font
met ful6 8elio6elIe at gisleben,
5ettelte6t og Mannsfelo igien efter
poloionme &an1pe. &omnu11iltle.
oerne Gisle6en lbgte at l1noerbano-
le ONT en- @aobenih1iton6 efter lit 9te=
oerlag, men Bo1itiet negte0e at un-
oerbanole meo ber1. Oe gif enoelig
meb paa at ublebere lit 8ptte og for
| i6ge at bepege &omn1unilterne runot,
en- / Giltriftet til at obergipe siig. -
Merieburg, Epif1ono> 266e Morts.
Ei6ligere Me6lemmer al oe ameri=
fonife S. IS. B. mel6tes i6ag at le6e
&on1nunilt Den1onItrationerne ner
2euno. Tobriferne 8pen iag6es
fren1oeles at bore / 9lrbeioernes
Mogt og bepogteoes at Zen rp6 Mr-
me" poo 5000 Monb. 9ln6re 9(f6e=
linger al Sen urp0e @rme" ntelotes
at bebogte @eiene til 8pen.
Sacbiens &egiering har funogiort>
at @itterfelo er / &on1mltni1ternes
Mogt, og at oisie bar belat Gabri.
ferne Ser.
Berlin oen 26oe W2orts. &on1-
1nuniltretsnillgen uobreoer fig / bet
centrale Eplfla16 tro6s 9fegierin-
gems optimitiffe @oloning> ifblge
Eelegrommer iaften. 5ituationen
betragtes Mln1in6eligbe6 io1n 1neget
alporlig.
@alle, Splflano, 286e Marts
Spreote 8on6er al &ommuniiter
orog oner &ei6erne onfring @isle=
ben ibag, forfulgt al 5ifferbeospoli-
tiet. @reb Boninifp onferte Bolitiet,
Der bleb un6erltsttet al MrtiHeri.
l1roItifternes& &oncentrationsleire bleb
en- fort Sio bontbarberet, ,bborpaa Yo<
litiet ffreb til 9(ngreb. S Be flelte
&ilfeloer fanot De, at De reoe baboe
| flpgtet.
Spteierne boloer paa at 6p uo ober
bele set centrale 2plflano.
Berlin 29oe Morts. Nolitiet oreb
i6ag 5000 8omml1riiter fra oe ftore
2euna>8erfer ner gsien, brebte fle<
re af Dem og tog 1000 tiIfange. Mi-
niiter for 6en offentliee Sifferbe6
sebering erflere6e i6ag, at aommu-
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aaptein 9lurman 9eelfon.
ct omfring 100 / Sale og obertalt
oeln til at opgibe fine planer> ct an,
set bunore0e bar ban foaet reobet
fra en- baao @rab> efterat oe bapoe
faltet Jig l16 5ser1.
&aptein Nellon bar ofte u6nnr,
fet Jig / lin @ierntng. Tor noale
9(ar lioen bleo bon al &egieringen t
@afbington ti1fie16t 9feonirgs1ne-
oalien for lit 9lrbeioe be6 Gornperen
r@onalei 6orlis.
@aptein geellon ct feot &ra'tiania
oen Ste SSunlar 1867. Sen fprIte
5mag paa @dman6slibet iii ban paa
5fo1eifibet ~Gbriltiania" / 1882.
&on for / 2ongfort 1neb forifiellige
Sfibe ,i11btil ban tom til San 6ra11-
cisco, bpor oet 5ti1le @ab gap bant
Anleaning at. lebere mango aIinren~
Sc Yrgber poa fin Senanos6Dgtig,
beo. gn 9e1 at Si6en 6eltog fan t
@aprontnger og ~iculle6" for We-
1terIfobet. Com MeIterroer bar han
fapret flere @u1omebalier. Gen lite
SSS11li 1889 bIeb ban 5,rfn1an beo
<mbolbt 8aD gaebntngs'tation. @an
oeltog fer I mango @iergninger, og
u1ber flere af Sc btgttglte al bisle
bor ban 1n:6lerti6ig Chef for Gtatio=
men. glutoriteterne @oibington
bleD oprnerflom poa bans DDgtig,
be6, og 9(uguit 1900 bleb fan af
syinonsminiiteren uonebnt til @ap-
tein beo Meoningsitotionen pe6 Coos
@op, Oregon. Com Gslge al Set
Selo, bborme6 bon man6prereoe Gor.
tgier, Iom bor nprbe6 at gibe tnbt t
Ao1npen rne6 glemerterne, bleb ban
ben 6te Snnuor 1903 gibet @on1nan'
6oen be6 WoI6en @ate Station. San
bor {aoleoes bpret / 9ieneiten ODER
80 (Mar.
GOLDEN @ote &Ditbogt'tation er en-
of oe bigtigite poa @filleboosfplten.
@totionen er lige be6 BEN Parf, boor
@oolo gmunoiens ber6nte u@i6a"
Iigger. Set Dor &uptetn gee1ion og
bons Mo1olfab, iom ben Ste SSuli
1909 boboe -oet erefulbe @beru at
bringe BET enelte 9artst @er6en,
Iom bar Horet georobeitpos}agen, IND
pao Straroen igiennem Brenoingen.
s280,00O 9rissfanser biemienbt.
Seem Dorf, 23oe Marts. 100000
&rigsfonger af alle Mationaliteter er
bentet fra Huslano eller ienot til
boge as forifienige 8eie ober 9lter=
ieen op til 'Mioten at oenne Maoneo
at Motionforbutt6ets Siemien6elies-
repreientonter, bIeb Ser befie1rbt-
giort fer igaar at 9eationforbun6ets
gfterretningsbnreou. Ser er e11onu
@1noreotuIi116er at Sanger ieien ot
biernienoe. (2eberen af 9ie1nienoel-
{esorbeioet ct ben bergn1te ttorife $50.
1arforlfer Dr. Sriotiof Nanien).
Meinbet pnt 2mtber paa @issbasen
i &scrn1s. Stem Sort 25oe Marts.
Set f6rite al en- Million Merter,
ser Ful n6beles 9arbet ntn6t / Mn.
lebning af 400.Marsbaeen for Mar-
tin 2aatbers Me6e for Mfiigsoagen
@or,na, Heb fenot til prpiioent
&arotng i6ag ttuigemeo ct 8reo ira
Muerioan 2ltberan .Yublieitp 8u.
realt fer, boori Cutters Brineiper
forbi1t6es meb ben an1erifanffe @e-
publifs.
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9Nnblelie anrsieimsmins / 11nearn,

4SlnD1eIlg TnfstDIHgH1H8 HH9utH.
Bubape]t, 24be Marts. 116enlanoife
9enge fa1ot i6ag til Salbparten at
fin @aroi for to Tiger fioen, iaoleoes
.faIot DoHarens BerM fra 500 un-
garlfe aroner tiI $50. Sen plu6fe.
liee 0pgang / 1tngarf @aluta fren1<
falote i1niolertio en- uforubieet sfo-
MONTH"; 3riie. aie6man6, 6er boboe
figbt ubenIanofe @arer,n1eoens aur.
fen pan 4roner bar paa BET lnbeite,
bill lite re6ueere fine Rrifer. GslgeItg
er Der gHIitano ! Gorretnfngsltbe
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CHURCHES
ST. ANDREWS CHURCH
ASH WEDNESDAY

ASH WEDNESDAY Holy Communion ------ zoo a. m. Maths, Penitential Office
 1000 a. m. Vespers 400 and 7:30 p. m. SUNDAYS-AS USUAL
 WEEK DAYS
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THE FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
 Rev. C. L. Hammock, Pastor.

All the regular services at the Baptist church Sunday. We had large congregations at all the ser vices last Sunday. Now is good time to form the habit of attending church and Sunday school.
 s. s. 9:45, P. R. Turner, super intendent. We had FPS present last Sunday. Let us have 250 next Sun day. Classes for all ages.
 Morning service at eleven o'clock. The subject of the morning sermon will be Strength Made Perfect in Weakness"
 Evening service at seven-thirty. the subject of the evening sermon will be, Christian Citizenship" This is a special message on the spirit of the times. A discussion of the Christians place in the new world order. One of the perplexing ques- tions of our day is, How Can the Christian Meet the Present Social Crisis?" Come out, let us see what the Bible has to teach us on this important question.
 Senior and Junior B. Y. P. IL. Sunday evening at six thirty.
 The Ladies Missionary Society will have for it's guest Monday af- ternoon and evening, Mrs. J. C..
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GIRLS COMPOSITION

Boys is men what have not got to be as big as their papas, and girls is women what will be ladies by and by. Man was made before wo- man. When God looked at Adam, He said to Hisself, Well, l think I can do better than that, if l try again." and He made Eve so much better than Adam that there have been more women that men ever since. Boys is lots of trouble. They wears out everything but sleep. Boys is bad at school and don't get they lessons and the teach CTS whips 'em most every day cause they chews tar and brings dead rats, frogs and crawfish to school and puts them in girls desks and down they backs. If had my way half the world would be girls and the rest candy. My papa is so nice he must have been a little girl when he was a little boy.
 M NI ~
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JOKES

Senior-Did you ever take chlo- roform?
 Junior-No, who teaches it? Miss Virginia, throw that gum out of the window.
 Virginia Cant, it's Bernice's. Miss Cook Gin Algebra) John, how many inches are there in a foot?
 Whose foot?
 Two Seniors in Civics had heat ed discussion the other morning over who was the first governor of Bradford or Winthrop. Prof, coldly fixing student with his eye: What action causes you to stand thus before me?
 Victim, with shaking knees H-heart sirl
 ". D. Seniors we're born for great things, Sophomores were born for small, but it has not been recorded
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS

Il wonder if this gun is loaded? I'll look down the barrel and see" It's no fun swimming so close to the shore. I'm going out among the breakers"
 How much will you bet that l can't beat that train across the track?"
 ''l am going to skate out past that Danger Sign"
 Some people say its dangerous to hold these burning firecrackers, but l know better"
 "Of course dear. m eat one of your first biscuits"
 Sure, Tn take drink. Is there any kick to it?"
 T am not going to study for Physics. It won't be hard exam" :"
 -E. M. M. --
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subject touching our Christian

subject touching our Christian life.
 Junior Endeavor at o'clock. Senior Endeavor, 6:15. Evening service, 7:30. Beginning Sunday night, the pas tor will preach series of four sermons on the Divinity of Christ" We hope to see you at this hour of worship. The Woman's Missionary Society will meet at the home of Mrs. E. E. Whitaker at 2:30. Prayer meeting Wednesday even- ing at 7:30.
 We invite you to take part in all of these services.
 E. V. SAYLOR,
 Pastor.
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Jackson. State W. M. U. Secretary, and Mrs. Hulen Carol, District Y. w. c. A. superintendent. There will be meeting Monday afternoon at the home of Mrs. H. M. Jackson and one in the evening at the church. Every one invited to attend these meetings.
 The mid-week prayer service We'd nesday evening.
 You will always find hearty well come at all the services of this church. The minister will be glad to meet you and help you in any way he can.
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as new series of lessons begus next Sunday, it is an opporuns time to enroll.
 Morning service, Ii o'clock. Conl munion service and baptism of in fants.
 Junior League, 2:30.
 Evening service 7:30 o'clock. Sus Jeet of the pastor, "Honoring Cod
 Mid-week prayer service, Wedns] day. 7:30 p. m. This service vii be conducted by the mems clas of the Sunday school. A male qusrl tette will render some special seles1 tons and it is expected that fu4 attendance of the class will be pree ent.-Church Reporter.
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of business. The points to be con sidered in selecting a life's work are: First, what it's future is; what will it amount to? Will you prog ress in this business? What is the prospect of development? Business propositions will be put up to many students and they will be tempted to drop school work, but they should not neglect high school education. Next we should consider what posi- ton will our vocation put us in in our community. How will people estimate our occupation? What will our standing be? Do not lower yourself. There are some positions we cannot afford to occupy at any price. The third point to consider is your own adaptability for it. Some men are trying to farm who would make good lawyers. They haven't found their vocation. This talk was especially appreciated by the Seniors, and may even benefit them, as many of them will soon select their life's work, if they have not already begun to think of vocation.