Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1921-12-03

Come frost and jce come cold and snow,
Hut always I've great full moon
To dream about. and lovely June.
pluck my roses, though the skies
Weep winter. with their huge grey Dyes;
Nor heed the blasts that strip tho trees,
For dream OF south born breeze.
So lot me dream For lovers Groom
At Christmas with tho hopes OF June;
And stroll and I'LL my creel
To the sweet music Of my reel.
Charcoal Eph. Daily Thought.
When man git so pore he cyarn't buy
sho"strngs.' said Charcoal Eph modify, dat
de time he gin t. realize money don't add
nothin' L cheerful disposition. Eat rrunc.
Mistah Jack SON.
Inrnnppe.
Half the world is crazy and the other half
insane.
The biggest bnnk makes tho loudest bust,
happiness Is something that comes smiles
and goes on.
Disarmament
me small boy who sat down on humble
bee Is heartily in favor OF it,
These Days.
Ten years ago. IL II girl walked down the
street with the complexion so many rir,s
nave today. we'd all look for the sign on her
back to sec what she was advertisinE
The Inventors.
one invented deadly gas for usc In war. and
the people eXecrated him.
One invented an association for the PURPOSE
OF Peace. and the people ridiculcd him
on" Invented II comic strip and popular gong,
and the people crowned him.
Ackn dpsc,nent.
We have just received a copy OF that splen-
did modern love song: And So They Got
Married and Lived in Flat" by the author
and composer of the latest popular hit: I've
Got !" Cook the Dinner Now; Please ppon Up
the can" Also the song about ,hc cellar
full az hootch and home brew, "ntitled
"Therrs No Place Like Home"
business.
Awful mix UP in business" said the Hiring
Man. las got so that VIC can't get along
without the people who know how do the
work and won't work, and the people who
want to work, don't know how
Up With the Times
ny u. q. u.
Health Commissioner Copeland may he right
In his verdict that corscts make women look
smart. but with the prcsen, styles what's 10
Keep en- from showing both AT top and bot
tom?
Judging by the regularity with which he
gets into trouble, Charles W. Morse is not
even distantly related to old Colonel r. f.:
Just because the office Of Adiutaut General
goes to Sale 50 often is reason TO believe
IL is disposed OF at bargain.
Petersburg may be reforming, as evidenced
10y no arrests in scventy-two hours. hut IL
clock.
Tn" few hunters who escape injury during
the deer season. will fall victims in the dear
season, 50 what's the difference anyway?
Ranks OF unemployment reported TO have
been decreased by Il million, but vacancies
appear in the ranks OF the Broad Street curb
and corner lizards
Aged rcciuse leaves fortune of s2s0,O She
must have saved il before the proftecrs took
charge II mis- free country.
Edison and Ford are making a Southern
trip together, Tom ana Henry are bccomn Z
almost as familiar t"'thc public tina, other
famous pair. Tom and Jerry. in the
halcyon days.
Drink Iut4 Of water and live 20 be $50
years old is the advice handed TO us Bu, II
at the end ~ $50 years there is still nothing
bnt water t" drink. wherein lies the incentive
t" longevity?
General rershns is making a study Of
as to its effects by considering Woodrow
Wilson