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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-03-14
weav.ra.

A typical Scots crofter weaving with
the old-fashioned hand weaving loom
side by side with the very latest pow
er-loom. giving an idea Of the great
gain in output and quality achieved in
mechanical invention will be an inter.
esting item at the efficiency exhibition
In London. where the use OF invention
aud effort will be shown to be of
greater value than mere personal ap-
pllc0tlon. Not only will the produc-
tions be seen to be more quickly execut-
ed, but the worker win find the proc
ess less mechanical, strange as this
may appear. What will doubtless
strike all visitors Is the enormous in
crease in efficiency In the weaving in
dustry brought about by labor saving
machinery. 1t seems strange, too that
more workers are required to keep up
with the efficient power-loom. Chris.
tian Science Monitor.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-03-14
-
JOY BROUGHT
into HOME
By Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound, Restoring
Mrs. Benz to Health

Altoona, Pal am writing to tell
you what Lydia E. Pinkham 8 Vegetable
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-03-14

earth, for this baby is now four months
old and healthier baby you would not
want. ! am sending you a picture of
her. Everybody says, That is some
healthy looking baby You have my
consent to show this letter. Mrs. G.
w. BENZ, l9l Srd Ave, Altoona, Pa.
No woman can realize the joy and
happiness this healthy babe brought
into the home Of Mrs. Benz, unless they
have had like experience.
Every woman who suffers from any
ailments peculiar to her sex, as indica-
ted by backaches, headaches, bearing
down pains, irregularities, nervousness
and ''the blues should not rest until
they have given Lydia +. Pinkham' s
Vegetable Compound trial.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-03-14

Compound has done
for me. We have
had six children
die almost at birth.
From one hour TO
nineteen days is all
they have lived. AS
| was going to have
another, | took a
dozen bottles of your
Vege ia Bile Com
pound and | can say
that it is the great
q st medicine on
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-03-14
New SlIverpIatlno Process.

More than 100 per cent increase in
the output Of electroplaiing watts is
gained by the recent discovery Of an
English metallurglst. The method
Of applying the new process, ms used
at Sheffield in silver1latIng. is merely
to add potassium carbonate TO the
plating bath, instead OF neutralizing
that already present by introducing
barium cyanide, ms is ordinarily the
The silver deposit Obtained
the new way IS declared to equal.
II not surpass, in quality any nc
complished by the old method.-Pop.
ular Mechanics Magazine.
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NOTICE

The annual meeting OF the Young
Mems Association for the election of
officers will be held in the Library,
March 2lst, 1921. Polls open at l
O'Clock and close at O'Clock in the
afternoon.
Fred G. Martin,
Record NJ Secretary.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-03-14

The world uses up between 100000
and 100000 needles daily, or about / :.
40O,000,000 in TIE course OF year,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1921-03-14
c. W. WRIGHT. III. ID.
aye. EAR, NosA AND THROAT
GLASSES PROPERLY FITTED

oculist ana Aurist TO North Adams
hospital Recently In charge OF ore,
ear. nose and throat services at Poet
EoepitsL Eastern Department Head.
quarters
Eel. s78-m DsrIrz BisaA. ne. Aansas
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

Rev Harold NJ. D0rreil. Minister
At Bible School, 9.45 am. delegates
to the Hunterdon County Boys Con-
ference who are guests of Baptist
families will be guests of the School.
At the II o'clock service Mr.. Chas.
A. Green. general secretary of the
Trenton Y. NJ. c. A. will speak. A
union service will be held at 7.30 of
Presbyterian, Methodist and Baptist
congregations. The speaker will be
John Stapleton, pastor of the West
chester Congregational Church, of
White Plains, N. Y. A children's
choir of so trained voices will sing
under the direction of Miss E. v
Vosseller. All welcome.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
ST ANDREWS CHURCH

Rector. Kew. hOmaS }. BenSiey, ID. -.
Sunday, Oct. 23rd. 22nd after Trim
ity. 7.30 am. Holy Eucharist. 1870
am. Special service of dedication of
memorial and other gifts to the
church. Procession, Choral Holy Eu-
charist and sermon, The music will be
Adams 'Missa de Sanctis,' with ten
or SOLO Ave Verum.' $50 pm. Sun
day School. 7.3O pm. Evening Pray
er and sermon: "The Personal Say
ings of Jesus A Prophet is not
without honor, save in his own coun-
try
Thursday, Oct. 9th. 7.3O ann
Requiem Celebration of the Holy
Eucharist.
Friday, Oct. 28th. SITS. Simon ant
Jude, Apostles. 7.3O am. Holy Eu-
charist. 7,3O pm, Evening Prayer
and Intercessions, Meetings of St
Andrews Guild and St. Agnes Band
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
Home
Decoration


This department is to appear each
week on Home Decoration. Various
principles of good decorating, and
their practical application, are to be
given, If anyone has any particular
problem under consideration and
wants advise, c. &C. will be glad to
answer questions. All questions should
be addressed to c. G. c., in care of
this paper. Answers will be printed
so that others having the same prob
lem may be helped.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
EDITORIALS
AN EX-SOLDIER WHO ASKS
FOR YOUR VOTE

A. Lincoln Moore, ex-chaplin in
Lambertville and vicinity this call
ing on the voters whose support he
seeks on November 9Th at the Gen
eral election. You cannot help but
like him. The same "hale fellow well
met" that made him such favorite
with his men still wins him friends.
He is mans man," first, and a
thinking, acting individual next. He
talks with an expression that few
men are gifted with. Such man can
always secure co-coperation. That's
one of the reasons why he should
continue to represent Hunterdon Co.
in the General Assembly at Trenton.
He is a man of unusual breadth of
education and extensive experience in
travel He is broadminded and far
seeing, He knows life and what it
means. You can trust him, and you
can be assured that he will go to
every possible length to defend the
interests of fellow soldiers who saw
the "gaff" of the war.
1t was while in the army that he
developed typhoid fever and nearly
lost his life. He was so impaired by
his illness that he was discharged
from the army after long period
in Walter Reade Hospital. But his
patriotic fervor was so great that he
wouldn't stay put" and occupied the
remaining period of the war visiting
war emergency plants and speaking
to the people engaged in producing
war materials. He is charming and
forceful speaker, and did lot of
good in keeping up the moral of war
workers who heard him. He is re
liable man, and one we can be proud
of as our representative in Trenton.
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SUBSCRIPTION AGENTS WANTED

SUBSCRIPTION AGENTS WANTED
Liberal commissioners to reliable
people. A chance to earn some ready
money during spare time. The Lam
bertville Record and New Hope News
are growing in quality and popu-
lar;ty. Subscriptions are easy to get.
Call on, or write Gordon Cooper,
Record Bldg, 6S Coryell st. Lam
bertviiie, n. J. Phone 84-R3
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Gle
AMERICAN
@L.I:GON@!

Letters received by the War Risk
Insurance Bureau at Washington con-
tain a wealth of unconscious humor.
Here are few flashes, noted by a
girl employee. She sent them to her
home town paper and they have been
travelling ever since. On the chance
that you may not have seen this list,
we are printing these extracts:
please let me know if John put
in an application for wife and
child"
you have taken my man away
to fight and he was the best l ever
had Now you will have to keep me,
or who will?"
Il amt got no book turning and
| am writing you for inflammation.
please return my marriage Ger
tificate Baby hasn't eaten anything
for three days"
Just q llllS ~ iSt ga hllON sail4
a widow and four children"
Il have four months old baby
and he is my only support
Il remain and obliged. a lone wo-
man and parsley dependent"
Both sides IF our parents are
old and poor"
You ask for my allotment num-
Der. have four boys and two girls"
To whom it may consume And
he was my best supporter"
Kind sir, or She enclose
Lovingly yours"
How do you expose me to live?
My husband was my sole support.
Long die Germany
Il have received no pay since my
husband was confined to a constipat-
ion camo- in Germany"
please send me my allotment
have a little baby and l knead it
every day"
81 am writing to ask you why
have never received my elopement.
His money was kept from his pay
for the elopement for me which l
never received"
Il am left with a child, seven
months old, and she is baby and
can't work"
Il amt got no money since my
how ,uoy+ ca;1;br au,ov o1,ar +o,,
"The man Ole Johnson to whom
you sent the checks is dead and wants
to know what to do with the check"
81 amt received no money since
my husband has gone from nowhere
MY husband has gone away at
Crystal Palace. He got few days
fur and has been away on a mind
sweeper"
I'VE have your letter. am his
grandfather and grandmother, He
was born and brought up at our
house accordin' to your letter"
will you please send me my mon
ey as soon as possible, as l am walk
ing around Boston like a bloody
pauper?"
you have changed my little boy
to little girl. Will it make any diff
ference?"
II have already written Mr.. Head
quarters and received no reply anc
now if l don't get one from you
am going to write to Uncle Sam him
self"
"Your relationship to the enlisted
man. Ans. l am still his believed
wife"
please send me my wife's form.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
THOMPSON MEMORIAL CHURCH
Rev. W. w. Harris, Pastor

Rev. W W. HdTfIS, TdSIUT
Sunday School at 10 A. NJ.
Morning worship at L o'clock.
Sunday School at Wood Hill Chapel.
2.20 P. NJ.
C. E. at 7.30 P. NJ.
Evening worship at o'clock.
Next Sabbath morning. the sub
iect will be "Predestination VS.. Fa-
talism." At Woodhill Chapel in the
evening the topic will be Ideal In
spiration.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
Churches

NEW HOPE PRESBYTERIAN
Rev. Harry BOehme, Minister.
10. a. m. Sunday School.
II. a. m. Morning Service.
All Services Standard Time.
Everybody welcome!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
NEW HOPE NJ. e. CHURCH
REV. ". H. Aspril. Pastor

10 am. Sunday School.
II am. Worship and Sermon.
6.45 pm. Epworth League.
$50 pm. Evening Worship.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening
A glad hand and welcome to all.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Rev. Theron Lee. Minister

Sabbath School, 10 A. NJ
SABBATH Evening Worship $50 PM.
Prayer Meeting Tuesday 7.45 P. NJ
Junior Endeavor Society Tuesday
after school.
Intermediate Endeavor Societies
Monday evening at 700 o'clock.
Senior Endeavor Society Friday 7.45
p. NJ.
This coming Sunday at the morn
ing service Dr. w. c. Coleman, of
the international Committee of the
W. M. c. A. will deliver an address.
In the evening this church will meet
with the Methodist and Baptist
churches in a union service at the
Baptist Church.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
TRINITY CHURCH, Solebury
Rev. T. II. Hazard, Rector

Episcopal services as follows:
Morning Prayer TO- am
Holy Communion First Sunday in
each month.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

belling clothes when put away this
| fall will save hours in the spring.
The next time the outlook isn't
very bright, try the UPlook.
One thing that frequent brushing
won't wear out the teeth.
School days are the days of in
dellible pencil stains. Soak the a.
bused garments in alcohol and wash
with soap and water, or wash first
with soap and water and apply po-
tassium permanganate.
Sunshine is welcome guest, in
vite it in, remembering that faded
carpets and wall papers can be re-
placed.
Take out a life insurance Dolicy
for your child in the form of hot
lunches.
The success of every single thing
we wear lies in its Suitability to
ourselves.
You can't always be sure what
kind of records your children hear
on the neighbours victrola, but at
least you can censor what they hear
at home.
Have you paid your rat bill? In
Virginia the annual damage from
this pest is set at three million dol
lars. Kill them out.
Crusts with cheerful companion
give keener pleasure than "soup to
nuts" seasoned with discord.
Matches are made for grown-ups,
not for children. Don't flirt with
providence by leaving the boxes
within reach of little hands.
The pot of gold at the rainbow's
end may be nothing but a steaming
hot baked potato.
Let salads, soap and sunshine &c
hand in hand with the three Rs in
your child's life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

&#%###
A n. Y. paper reported a speech
before an investigation committee,
tone of the many, in Washington,
saying, SIMMONS CONCLUDED
WITH a SPREAD EAGLE PER-
FORATION."
+a&st#@
Evidently the aforementioned eagle
had moth-eaten wings.
4a#4##
Harry E. Van Horn, (he as sells
hair nets, ribbons, eorsets, etc. to the
men and women of this vicinity,
saved our lives, Tor one of them),
Saturday by cashing a pay roll chk.
after the banks closed
a#a#s.a
Something seems wrong with the
wording of the above bubble. but we
are in too big a hurry to check up
on it,
a&$sssta
If you called a person who loves
reading book worm," would you
call a peson who loves sleeping a
"hook worm?"
There was once a man who had a
goose that laid gold eggs.
&#+**#
But he became impatient of the
delivery of the W. k. eggs, and killed
the goose to get them all at once.
###&"&
He got them in the neck! And
he no doubt suspicioned they were
ancient and had been thrown with
malicious intent.
4#%&#&
Some labor agitators have told thu
workers that the railroad is a goos'
whose daily egg is too slow
##*#aa
Accordingly they say the worker;
must kill the goose to get the eggs
in one basket.
#+*##4
They will but not in a basket
And when some of them try to scrap'
the rotten yolks out of their hal
and eyes, they will have a deep-rootet
suspicion that some one threw them
##%*s&
! But the labor agitators will con
tinue to smoke fat cigars and rid
in upholstered limosines and pull
man cars.
Our idea of a dumbbell is the con
ceited simp who lodges behind hi
family tree every time someone be
gins to talk of work and ability.
##~###
We have seen some noble oak
that grew rotten acorns.
In otherdays "blue blood" wa
considered the mark of aristocrac!
Nowadays the "red nose" is cor
sidered the mark of "cellarstocb
racy."
No, Aristabella, the Davenports d
not make couch covers and sue
lovely things simply because of the
name!
######
Nor does the New Hope Mile
make flour because of his.
s#a#&#
1t has been said of some men tha
they awoke to find themselve
famous"
But We dare say they worked lat
the night before!
##*##%
The only way to keep some We
men from marrying the wrong MAJ
is to give them the full benefit G
suffrage and make it respectable an
acceptable for them to propose to tn
, RIGHT man.
*&##H#
Someone has said that the crook
edness of the 5 may account for tn
root of all evil"
s@#s##
And we might add that the pleas
ing fragrance of the c. may hav
helped TO drown the unsavoriness 0
the evil"
a%a&&#
Much has been said about the evi
use Of cosmetics, but the early mil
man has evidently never seen any
thing to criticize in that line.
&s#<ss
We hate flies with a deadly an
consuming venom. That's why we Xix
TO sit down TO a piping hot oyste
stew or chattering cold soda in tn,
Sugar Bowl" There are no flies OF
that place.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

ST. MARTINS r. C. CHURCH
Hours of Service-Mass on Sunday
at and 10 o'clock. Holy days at 5
and s o'clock.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
SERGEANTSNILLE NJ. E. CHURCH
John Munro Jameth, Pastor

IUEH hWHiV JdVUVti'' dstUI
$50 Sunday School.
1880 Preaching Service.
80 Evening service, sermon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
ST. PHILIPS CHAPEL, New Hope
Rev. T. r. Hazard, Rector.

Episcopal services as follows:
Morning Prayer 11.30 am
Holy Communion Second Sunday in
each month.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

c. R. Baines, general manager of
the Legion weekly since February,
1920, has submitted his resignation,
effective November II, to become
vice president and general manager
of the Army and Navy Journal The
business and editorial policies of the
weekly were approved by a survey
ing committee which last week made
thorough investigation of the or
ganization's national publication. D.
F. Steck, national executive COM
mitteeman of Iowa, was chairman of
the committee. In face of the indus
tial depression, it was shown that the
magazine is making profit and has
virtually wiped out deficit incurred
before the reorganization in Febru-
rary, 1920.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

To make former doughboys feel at
home, unique plans were laid for the
Nebraska state convention Of the Lee
gion at Fremont. Military police
We're stationed about the city that
the soldiers might have the pleasure
of blithly disregarding the red arm
bands of one time authority. Offic-
ers in Sam Brown belts and shiny
puttees were conspicuous, but pri-
Yates passed them by, cigarettes in
their mouths. with a nod of recog-
milton Answering for the old snappy
salute Wooden shoes clattered over
cobble-stones to bring back memo
ries of French villages, and to add
to the illusion, small boys on street
corners pleaded: Give me one ceeg-
aret, .plees." Signs on tumble-down
buildings advertised WIN BLANC
and "VIN ROUGE" and other all
but forgotten commodities of the
French country side
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
MANI kEELEA AAA LAMBERTVIL1 i

ADMISSION PRICES ALWAYS THE SAME
FIRST TIME AT THESE PRICES!
Friday and Saturday Special Matinees Both Days.
Mary Alden and all star cast in THE OLD NEST.
Rupert Hughes story with cast that will live in
memory forever mother love story that is greater thar
"HUMORESQUE." The management endorses this pIctu.
and hopes that in Lambertyile and New Hopc
will he to see it.
Monday and Tuesday Matinees Both Days at $50 ococ
MARY PICKFORD IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOE+
This is considered to be the best story that America
Little Sweetheart" has ever appeared in.
WEDNESDAY MATINEE AND EVENING
BEATRICE JOY AND AN ALL STAR CAST IN
"a TALE OF TWO WORLDS"
Coming attractions with no advance in admission
Saturday, October 80 Gloria Swanson and Milton Seals in
THE GREAT MOMENT" Tuesday and Wednesday, Nov
ember and 2,D.WGrffiths great story Dream Street
SATURDAY. November II, CHARLIE CHAPLIN IN
"THE IDLE GLASS;
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
FARM AND
HOME FACTS

Minutes spent in mending and la
belling clothes when put away this
fall will save hours in the spring.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

Let salads, soap and sunshine GO
hand in hand with the three Rs in
your child's life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

The next time the outlook isn't
very bright, try the UPlook.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

We hate flies with a deadly and
consuming venom. That's why we like
to sit down to a piping-hot oyster
stew or chattering cold soda in the
Sugar Bowl" There are no flies on
that place
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

The pot of gold at the rainbow's
end may be nothing but steaming
hot baked potato.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

Much has been said about the evil
use Of cosmetics, but the early milk
man has evidently never seen any
thing TO criticize in that line.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

Joe Thriot, 1--WE guess that's the
way to spell it,, he as sells motors,
took US to Trenton in nineteen CD
minutes the other day Some boat, =
we'd say in open-mouthed admiration.
&&&a&#
A n. Y. paper reported a speech
before an investigation committee,
tone of the many. in Washington,
saying. SIMMONS CONCLUDED
WITH A SPREAD EAGLE PER-
FORATION."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

One thing that frequent brushing
won't wear out the teeth.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21
- sEzEaznzssaa . 3 g 5sEMsxsx4
SMILIN THRU
BY GEE SEE
TOMORROW

Tomorrow
We shall be rich,
Altho our purses are very thin
Today.
Tomorrow
We shall do right,
Altho our souls are scared with sin
Today.
Tomorrow
We shall be strong,
Altho our frames and minds are
weak
Today
Tomorrow
We shall see God
Attic his face we do not seek
Today.
Tomorrow
We shall find love,
Attic our minds are sick with hate
Today
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

And we might add that the pleas
ing fragrance of the c. may have
helped TO drown the unsavoriness of
the evil"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

Tomorrow
We shall succeed,
Altho our toll is passing late
Today.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

Someone has said that the crook
edness of the may account for the
root of all evil"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

Matches are made for grown-ups,
not for children. Don't flirt with
providence by leaving the boxes
within reach of little hands.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

If you called a person who loves
reading book worm," would you
call a peson who loves sleeping a
"hook wo1m?"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

Evidently the aforementioned eagle
had moth-eaten wings.
TH##%#
Harry E. Van Horn, (he as sells
hair nets, ribbons, eorsets, etc to the
men and women of this vicinity,
saved our lives, Tor one of them),
Saturday by cashing a pay roll chk.
after the banks closed
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-10-21

Something seems wrong with the
wording of the above bubble, but we
are in too big a hurry to check up
on it,
New Britain herald., 1921-04-23
Stanley Memorial Church.

At the morning worship at 1o:45. Rev G. M- Missirian, the pastor. will preach on Some PerpIexities in Life" The music will be:
 Organ prelude, Vision .. Rheinberger Anthem, "The Lord Is My Shep-
 neTu ..s.,........s... AsnlOru onertory solo. Mrs. Fl. l.. Gronbach.
 The church school meets at 12 noon; Y- P. s. C. E.. at GAS, topic, Dr. Shepard of Aintab." The pastor will speak from the life of this great missionary with whom he was per sonally acquainted when in Armenia. The last of the community services will be held at 7:3o o'clock It will be an illustrated song service, con sisting of many popular hymns. Come and bring your friends.
 The Girl Scouts will meet on Mon- day and Boy Scouts on Tuesday eve- ming at 2 o'clock
 A concert and entertainment under the auspices of Ladies' Aid society will be given at 8 o'clock at the church. The Brotherhood will meet for carpet Bowling and social on Fri. day evening at 7:3o o'clock. Ladies are cordially invited.