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Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Miss Margaret Sandberg left Sat-
urday for Grand Junction where she
will visit for . month.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

David Walker is In Delta undefro
ing an operation on his nose By Dr.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Mag Wamer Of SaguaeAe visitst
friends over Saturday and Sunday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

sHUpt had hssne-brsw feur thG1a,
an1 yoasy ago,s eeeegvos . eoutamp.
ee1sy. Ne Wpa1R they hgW Nv h
p&ekIe DIR uamnies = Wu1l.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Jee Keehevar Of Crested Butxs vasI
. visitor here Monday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Nrs. Jesse Crooks, whe has bees
here for several weeks q the home d
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs B. r
Wright, left Tuesday evening for aei
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Thompson a
Mrs. Ed Lindsley and little daughte
were in from Sargents Monday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Jack Waterman and Charlie Elm.
brecht spent few days in Salida tn
first Of the week.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Nr. and Nrs. ". p. Klein wer
visitors in from Doyieville Friday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

WANTED-A six-hole COOK stove.
23-tf w. L. CURTIS,
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Are you ready for Ice?.
Phone 9. ROSS N. LAMBDIN
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Miss Mary Blanche Adams e Doyle
visited friends here Monday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

WANTED-Woman for general house.
work or girl to care for small child
rem. MRS. CLYDE WEIGH, Gun
nison.. Phone 65R4. 25-tf
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Miss Evelyn Miller has ben Quit
Ill this week suffering with an aScss,
on her lip.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

I. News Champion is requested to an
nounce that the long delayed Normal
and High School ANIMALS are at last
ready for delivery and those interest
ed can secure them.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

FOR SALE-Three lots with small
house, one block from postoffice.
100000. d. [. GRAY.
24-25
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Mos ElixabctA .Neurss snd hgsehss
Tom have besa Speeding IL vel q
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

The ladies Of the Episcopal Guild will
hold bazaar and food sale in Mrs
Cooper's rooms on Main Street, Sat
urtay, Julys2. 24-25
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

FOuND-Pair Of spectacles In case.
Owner may have. same at News
Champion Office by paying 20c for
this ad.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

!tank and Charlie Whssler e Jsek,s
CABIN were aDoag rancAmsn n t0Wn
Sunday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

George Lueas vas . visiter M
SepineFo Msaday. =
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24
ClAS SIFIED
Results T? .... Absolutely!

EPISCOPAL BAZAAR Will sell Ice
Cream and Cake, rs cents, July End.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

FOUND-Cover for tire casing on
Tomichi road. Owner may have
same by calling at this office and
paying rs cents. for this ad.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

FOUND-At Eairview School House,
auto lap robe. Owner may have
same at Nsws-C Champion office by
paying 25 cents for this ad.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

FOR SALE-Metz touring car, self
starter, fine condition., $3.50; Fl ].
Hamilton R. r. watch, guaranteed to
pass inspection, cost $500, sell for
300. CHAS. BRUNER,
Box z, Gunnison. 23-u
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24
Notes Of Town and County

George Lpees vas . visitor M
Sepinero 0saday. =
Frank and Charlie Whssler e Jses,s
Caem were aDoag raneAusn h toWn
Sunday.
Miss ElizaActA .Neurss and hrsehss
Tom have besn spending IL wei q
Miss Evelyn Miller has besn quits
i'll this week suffering with IN abcssa
on her lip.
David Walker i in Delta UNDERGO
ing an operation on his nose By Dr..
H. A. Smith.
Jack Waterman and Charlie Elm
brecht spent . few days in Salida tn
first Of the week. ~
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Thompson and
Mrs. Ed Lindsley and little daughter
were in from Safgents Monday.
Miss Marie Brennecke came in from
Aontrose Wednesday evening to see
her sisters who are attending Normal
here. -
Raymond Dots il assisting In the
jewelry store Of C. H. Burgess and
learning the trade Of Matchmaker and
jcweler.
Mrs. Edith E. Newell and daughter,
Miss Neva returned to Gunnison on
Thursday after weeks pleasure trip
to Denver.
Quite large number Of Gunnison
folks are planning to attend the OPEN
ing dance at Waunita Hot Springs to-
morrow night,
A little son arrived at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. John Hollenbeck at Elk
v...-.. l. n
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Master Joe Caxzoli haA ~ nis6ws
tuDe - break his arm early ~ ~
vsek. bUt b Fecsvefing nicely.
Teey Bear, Oscar KakajA - ~
Yokieh nstersd over fro0 SemaG1s1
and Yeat fsw dnyB hsrs this -
Miss Hhyiis Kinbar, whe - -
!en Tk.rsday sveaiag Sse ~ 49,
--.---an ,sv a
HUpt had hsne-brsw feur thGua.
and yoaU ago.s seeesvsg . esataQp-
se1Ey. Ne WuaAR thsy XIV Nv q
p&ekIe DIR uannies = WU1l. - !
C. c. NeWilliams, county desk,
spent Tuesday and Wednesday ar6Qnd
Crested Butte, making inventory II
county road property IN that endc q
the county. s,sf.,
Nrs. Jesse Crooks, who has been
here for several weeks q the home Of
her parents, Mr.. and lGrs. B. r.
Wright, left Tuesday evening for iief
home In Salida. sssi
Mrs. L c Sharp and children Of
Mnrshau Pass were here . few days
this week visiting with Mrs. z. J.
Elson. Herman Sharp will remain
here and attend school. -.il
Mrs. Alice Woodruff and children
Of Stockton. California, are expected
on the evening train to spend the sum-
mer with Mrs. Woodru6's mother,
Mrs. Alice Eastman and family.
Judge McDougal was taken with q
severe sick spell Tuesday, but is again
at the county court this morning. The
Judge has not been at all well since
a siege with the flu last spring.
Mrs. Miliss LeGall came up from
Montrose Monday in the interests of
her Beauty Parlor business, and re-
turned this morning. She expects to
make regular trips to our city.
Among Gunnison county people
who had business with the Montrose
land office during the week, we note
David B. Willsie, Sapincro; Mar
Gus Morris, Gunnison; Harvey ]. CAL
win, Gunnisou; Hattie l. Dollard, Gun
nison; Louis Lucero, Jr., Almont.
The first rehearsal Of the summer
school orchestra was held Monday
evening at the Masonic Hall. There
are some fine additions to the orches-
ira for the summer and it promises
to be the best ever. They viii appear
in public soon.
Mrs. j. Robinson entertained the
Bridge club Thursday afternoon. There
were three tables around which were
twelve club members who spent an
enjoyable time in cards. Ice cream,
cake, lemonade and candy were served
at the close of the party. II
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

FOR SALE-One kitchen cabinet, zinc
top, $500; one oil stove, four burn
er, extra wick, $500.
MRS. DAVID H. EASTERLY,
24-tf. Gunnison.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-06-24

Try Nevs-Chanpisn Want Ads fol
Results
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
WISDOM OF JOHN CHINAMAN
instruction and Advice That Have
Been Current in the East for
Many Centuries.

The following bits of wisdom were
written 2,7OO years ago and have been
very highly esteemed by the Chinese
people down through the centuries.
They are selected from the Chinese
"FOur Books"
II man himself does not walk In
the right path. 1t will not be walked in
by his wife and children. Ii he does
not order men according to the right
way, he will not be able to get the
obedience Of even his wife and chill
dren To nOurish the heart there Is
sires few Here Is man whose de-
sires are few; in some things he may
not be able to keep his heart, but they
will be few Here Is man whose de-
sires are many; in some things he
may be able to keep his heart, but
they will be few. TO have faults and
not to reform them, this. indeed,
should be pronounced having faults.
The philosopher Tsang said: II daily
examine myself on three points:
Whether l may have been not faith
full; whether, in intercourse with
friends, l may have been not sincere; -;
whether / may have not mastered and
practiced the instructions Of my teach
ers" When we see men Of worth, we
should think Of equaling them; when
we see men of contrary character,
we should turn inwards and examine
ourselves.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Bottled Fireflies Lure Fish.

Anyone would have supposed that
fish were immune to decentralization OF
modern scientific progress, but even
fishing is coming under the sway of
advanced and entirely original ideas
Of bait and fish hooks.
IZaak Walton would have shuddered
at the thought of using the storage
battery in the tail of FREELY to lure
willy bass at night, yet the contri-
vance has been. used to good advan-
tage by William p. Osborne of the
New York Stnte College of Forestry.
BY imprisoning fireflies in small
glass vial and rigging the container
with an ingenious arrangement OF
hooks, black bass have been found to
succumb to the scintillations Of the
insects and to swallow with great rap
idity hook, line and sinker.
An ordinary tubular pill bottle Is
fitted with a harness to which are
fastened three pronged hooks, two on
the sides and one on the end. The
bottle is then equipped with swivel
similar to that used on wooden min
now. Four or five good-sized tireflies
are placed In the bottle and the bottle
sealed.-Milwaukee Journal.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
MANY USES FOR GIANT KELP
Among Others, Sea Plant Lends Itself
ExcelIentIy to the Making
Of "Hootch."

The aboriginal natives of British
Columbia and Alaska can always get
a suitable worm for diStilllng by pick
ing 1t out of the sea. 1t Is furnished
by the hollow stem of the giant kelp,
and serves excellently for the making
of "hootch" from a mixture of mo-
lasses and graham -four. The giant
kelp Is anchored to the rocky bottom
by a root-like holdfast, from which
springs stem that Is sometimes 100
feet long. This stem is hollow for the
upper half Of its length, and termin-
ates in a big bladder-like bulb from
which, as 1t floats on the surface,
frOnds so feet long branch out. The
plant grows from spores and is an
annual. One variety is called "sca
otter's cabbage" and is very plentiful
In the region of Puget sound. Another,
commonly known as "sea pumpkin,
fi0urishes nearly as far south as San
Diego bay. Bulbs of the giant kelp
are used In the Puget sound region as
bottles to hold fish oil and by fisher
men as baitholders. The Eskimos
utilize the hollow stem as stphon to
empty water out of their kayaks
which, being decked over, are not
easily baled in the ordinary way. Also
from sections of the stem they make
wheels for toy wagons.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
"SMALL TALK" is IMPORTANT
Well Worth cuItivatino by Those to
Whom Its Possession Has
Been Denied.

The man who Is q failure at small
talk never quite hears what the girl
he is talking to has to say He is
trying to think what he is going to say
next, so Of course he cannot fail to
misunderstood what the girl he is talk
ing to says. He Is Needless, abstract
ed, worried and has way of listening
to the conversation of others rather
than to those 1T hand.
Tire girl whom men regard as
good talker Is always ready with
laugh, and the girl who laughs well is
always popular. One can excuse the
girl who giggles If she gisgles In Il
way that makes others merry and
seems to tell those with whom she
talks that they are entertaining her
immensely, that their stories are deli
clously funny-though they may be
very stupid-and that on the whole
she Is enjoying herself and her COM
panionS enormously.
"H0w should man start the con-
versati0n at a dance" Is frequent
query. There are 1000 ways and al
most any way is good way provid-
ing 1t Is prompt and whole minutes of
agOnizng silence do not slip before
anything is said, Little personal re-
marks that are not impertinent are
sure to win a girls attention.
Il was impatient for this Dance"
says the popular man to the girl
dressed in old rose, whom he has met
for the first time that night. because
/ always find that l get along famous
ly with girls that wear pink. 1 can
tell lot about a girl by the cOlors she
likes to wear"
= The man who never seems to know
what to say to woman would say
something like this: 81 knew l had
this dance with girl in pink, but
there are so many girls in pink here,
and they all look alike to me so / was
afraid would ask the wrong girl"
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
MAN THE MORE EMOTIONAL
Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait contradiets
Opinion Long Held as to
Qualities of Sexes.

Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait, presi-
dent of the International Equal Sur
frage association, has a theory that
men are more emotional than women
I'm illustration of which she tells the
following story, according to the New
York Sun:
81 once visited a small village In
New England which was bordered ny
small river, so that farmers coming
into the village from either way had
to ford the stream.
"Year after year the town meeting
debated laying bridge over the
stream, but 1t was always decided that
local finances would not stand the
additional strain Of the necessary tax.
and that the farmers would just nave
to wait until the stream got low In
the spring and then ford, as usual.
zone year, shortly after this annual
decision, an elderly village pauper
died. He was veteran of the Civil
war, but the village folk had never
paid any attention to him In his lire.
They had never tried to find out
what they could do to help him to
better way of life nor contributed IN
any way to his well-being. However,
as soon as he died, the town began
to have tender conscience about
the manner of his burial. They were
unwilling that the man they had neg
lected all his life should have
pauper burial. So they tried to hire
a hearse from nearby town to give
him what they call christian
burial. Not being able to hire
hearse, they decided they ought to
have hearse Of their own, and con-
seuuently they bought one costing
several hundred dollars.
"Then they said: What good Is
hearse without horsesF And so they
bought horses. And then they said,
Now, that we've hearse and horses,
we must have a place to keep them,'
and so built stable and carriage
house for the horses and the hearse.
Altogether the expenditure was very
much greater than would have been
necessary for the bridge, and all be-
cause they had emotionally decided
that they must give what they re-
garded as fine burial for man
whom they had never helped to hap
piness while he was living."'
If there are any men present when
Mrs. Gait relates this instance Of the
emotional qualities Of men she always
smiles agreeably and adds:
"Although | am quite convinced that
men as whole are more emotional
than women, Of course, there are ex-
ceptions."
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
ANCIENT TAVERN A Ian 0MARK
corstrueted in 1918, 4 Stands as
Monument OF GS-i Work Done
by Its Builders.

One of the oldest and most historic
places In IainesSilie Is Riders tavern.
located one mile We st 'Df the town hall
on Mentor avenue, says the Paines-
willie (Ohio) Telegram. The old land
mark was built In 1918 by Joseph
Rider. who Is thought to be the third
inhabitant OF Painesville. The tav-
ern Is located on the old Cleveland
Buffalo road, and was Il stopping place
for the stage coaches In the old days.
The building as one can imagine,
was built to stand the wear and tear
of the weather. The old place Is
made Of hand-hewed beams whose per
lection and durability show the art
Of the man who made them, both In
ability rs an axman and as woods
niun.
The tavern was noted for Its hos
pitality, dance hall, cooking and bar.
Many joyful event took place within
the walls. There were other tavcrns
in and about the locality and Mr..
Rider had to be on his toes in order
to capture all the trade he could. 10
better insure his business Mr.. Rider
built road which is now Walnut
street, and which brought the weary
travellers directly to the door of the
building where they were sure of be-
ing shown to good bed.
The building, as 1t stands now, al
though In good shape for the time
that II has been built, is beginning to
show the effect Of age.
The tavern has been an heirloom, as
1t were, OF the family since 1t was
built. four generations having lived
within the protection Of its sturdy
walls
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Explaining 10 Accusing.

The man himself Is his own best ex-
PLANTATION and exculpatlon. If we are
not fit to be taken on trust for what
we are, all that we may say about
ourselves will not help much,
When a prisoner is arra!gned upon
a charge of crime, the first effort made
In his defense is to procure character
witnesses. They tell Of him as they
have always known him, to establish
the antecedent improbability that such
man as his acts have shown him to
be would do the thing of which he
stands accused.
MANY doubts deserve not to be
cleared" said wise old Samuel John
son. Public men, attacked for things
they never thought Of doing, have
learned to be patient and keep silence
under running fire Of censure from
those who would be well pleased II
they could pull them down.-Philadel-
phia Public Ledger.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Vienna Still a Music Center.

About the only thing that may be
said to flourish In the Austrian cap
ital these days is music. Despite the
hard times and the almost worthless
ness of Austrian money, the concerts
are largely patronized. The capacity
of the concert halls is taxed to the
utmost. Matchmaking starts early In
the day and lasts till night, one hall
frequently having as many as five
concerts in one day. And most of
the halls are sold out, although where
the money comes from is somewhat of
mystery
This artistic life speaks we'll for
Vienna as music center, as that city
Is attracting not only native talent,
but musical artists from many out
side countries. Even Sweden Is send
ing musicians, and seventeen-year-
old Chilean boy pianist was recent
artist who took that city by storm.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Weather Affect, Watch sprlna..


Did you ever have the handspring
Of q watch break? If you did, the
chances are that this occurred In thun-
derstOrm weather, writes C. A. Briggs
In Popular Mechanics Magazine. 1t
has been the experience Of many jew
elers that in thunderstorm seasons the
number Of broken watch mainsprings
increases greatly. This has been erro-
neously ascribed, though somewhat
vaguely, to the effect of electricity,
magnetism. and of the noise from the
thunder, but an analysis of the ex-
plantations attempted falls to develop
any reasonable relation in accord with
these ideas.
This matter has recently been made
the subject Of scientific study. 1t was
finally found to arise from the fact
that at this time Of the year the air
was both warm and moist and that
,tbeth Of these conditions facilitated
rusting. A small spot Of rust often
starts on the spring or In q crack, and
the spring soon weRkens and lsts 10.
- - =
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
LIFE SAVING CORPS
ENROLMENT 10000

Growth of Red Cross Life Saving
Corps throughout the country con-
year, a summary of the years
achievements by that Red Cross Serv-
Ice shows. There are now 100 Corps
with a total membership of more than
10000 members, of which 1875 are
sufficiently skilled in the work to act
as examiners. Among the outstanding
field during the last year was the or
ganization at the United States Naval
Academy, Annapolis, Of what Is per-
haps the largest life saving corps In
the world.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Prouress In New Guinea.

It is 13 years ago that Zahn Of the
Evangelical Lutheran synod went to
New Guinea and began his work
among the natives, who were then
largely heather. There were many
cannibals in the territory. A letter
recently received from Morobe, shows
wonderful spiritual progress. A large
proportion of the islanders have re-
nounced heathenism and given up
their instruments of witchcraft. 1t
is estimated that 5000 of them have
been received into the Christian
church.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Credit erahma With All Songs.

Hindus believe that Brahma, whom
their scriptures say Is the creator Of
the universe, also Is the father of
music. He is described as wearing
"form Of sound" and his followers
teach that he has delegated the su-
pervision Of the music he evolved to
the goddess Of learning, Saraswati.
To Saraswati is attributed invention
of the complicated musical instrument
the "vina." Vocal music In India dates
back to the chanting of the Sham
veda. The Vedas were written about
$500 B. C. and contain references to
several musical instruments.
The Hindu system of notation has
seven notes and was perfected about
$50 B. G., passing from India through
Persia to Arabia. and introduced into
Europe In 1922 A. d. by Guido d'Arez-
20, a Benedictine monk.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Cast Iron Research Association.

1t is announced that the British
Cast Iron Research association has
hecn formed. It's object is to conduct
scientific and experimental work in
connection with the cast iron trade.
The directors, 2s in number, include
Lord Weir, Sir George Goodwin Good
win, Sir George McKechnie and Doug
las Vickers. The capital is not fixed,
but every member must contribute q
sum not exceeding f5, II necessary.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Aerial Mail Service.

Ecuador and Nicaragua are estab-
fishing aerial mail service, and In
China 40 planes are operating, 800
miles from Shanghai to Peking, ac-
cording to the Nations Business. Pas
sengers and parcels are carried as well
as postal matter and on letters thus
delivered in Old Cathay are stamps
bearing by way of fitting contrast a
pictured airplane beside picture of
the Great Wall.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
as CHAMPION FATHER

Here. is what Reuben c. Bland,
champion father Of North. Carolina,
has done. Mr.. Bland has thirty
four children and not long ago he
was at the Robersonville post office.
The postmaster explained to him
the merits Of War Savings Stamps.
What, call on a poor farmer like
me to buy stamps when 1t takes all
my cash to keep hunger from stamp.
ing out my thirty-four little onessat
home? i know / am older than l
once was, but l am not dead, sick
nor feeble, so in the name OF Uncle
Sam, will buy one right now."
And he did.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Unreadv Money!

Mr.. Nicelpinch-"I tell you we can't
get too much money in the bank.
Money talks, His Wife-"Yes,
money talks, but yours seems to have
an impediment in its speech"
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Snakes Bun From Garlic.

In travelling through the swamps of
Liberia the natives rub their bare feet
with garlic and the smell is such as
to send scurrying into the glades the
most venomOus reptiles.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Aie ComnIaint

Jud TunkfAs says he doesn't see
why he can't get a capitalist and a
few press agents to back him as the
champion checker player.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
The WILLING Wife.

ANY married woman is ready to
nractice economy If her husband can
afford to pay for the experiment.
Life.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Something In This.

The man who keeps his mouth shut
may not have very much sense, bht
he's no fool. Houston Post.
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13
Mrs PiratA

The wife of Captain Kidd was
terrified when he called her my treas
ure!" She thought he wanted to bury
herl
Catoctin clarion., 1921-10-13

Negligent Of Their Duties.
II is said that only about 30 per cent
oe the people of London fulfill their
voting privileges.