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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-05-12

There is at least one thing the man
who owns an automobile that he can
not afford takes comfort in: The fact
that he knows lot of others who are in
the same boat.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-05-12

We have never liked the word
"bonus." The matter should be treat
ed as 'back pay" and not as a bonus.
Back pay is what it really is as the
soldiers of the recent war were not
paid what they should have been paid.
The fellow who sneaked, out of doing
his duty and was allowed to remain
at home made good money while the
man who played the game like a true
American lost out financially.-Madi-
son Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-05-12

The policemen of Minneapolis are in
a quandary. They are expected to en-
force the curfew law,b but say that, with
the prevailing style of short skirts,
they cannot at night distinguish a girl
of Is from woman of As. Even
policeman has his troubles.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-05-12
OPINIONS OF EDITORS
Dolls and Dolls.

A judge has ruled that man who
steals doll has weak mind. Well
state that preference for dolls has
always seemed a masculine weakness
to us, but men may find it cheaper
to steal them than to marry them.
Gazette.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-05-12

This is the era of crusadcs, and
the days are few and far between
when one or more of them arc not
started.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-05-12
X " ~

Back Pay is Better,
Mr.. Wilson did not approve of the
soldier bonus" bill and allowed it to
die through the pocket veto method.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-05-12
Well Merited Praise.


The people of this district may not
all agree with the way Senator Rich
ard Hamer voted on every measure in
the session of the legislature just
closed but we think nearly all will
agree that he served his constituents
conscientiously. He was one Of the
leaders in securing farmers legisla-
ton and is ackn wledged as an au-
thority on cooperative enterprises.
He is hard worker and gives mat
tiers close and careful study before
making his decision although he is al
ways glad to get the views of his con-
stituents. We believe that he sup
ported all the general legislation that
the people Of the district demanded,
such as the tonnage tax, farmers
legislation, etc., and the general pro-
gram Of economy that will enable the
state to have the lowest tax rate in it's
history.-Milaca Tribune.
The Governments Big Mistake.
The late Senator Murray w. Crane,
for many years the most potent polit-
ical power in Massachusetts, left, an
estate Of $8,800,000, over half million
of which is in Liberty bonds. He
probably bought the bonds much below
par and, in addition to being a good
safe investment, they saved him much
coin in income taxes. One mistake
the government made was paying so
low rate of interest that poor people
could not afford to hold them, and the
men of millions profted at their ex-
pense. Then came along the federal
reserve banks and boosted the rate Of
on commercial paper, and that
was another knock on the bonds.
Meanwhile the people who borrow
money arc paying high interest, and
while some of the profits go. into
Uncle Sans treasury, it all comes
from the people and helps hold up the
cost of living.-St. Cloud Journal
Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-05-12
Out on a Foul.

A bill has been introduced in con-
gress requiring federal judges to de-
vote their entire time to their judicial
duties. Is this a scheme to land Lands
outside the bench? If it succeeds he
will probably decide that he is tout
on a foul."-St. Cloud Journal-Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-05-12
RetrogressiOn.

KetrOgreSSlOn.
Back in anti-prohib. days we used to
speak of a distiller as person of
great wealth and affluencc. Now these
persons have taken on an entirely diff
ferent character. There are so many
of them, according to some people,
that they should almost be recognized
as a class.-Albert Lea Standard.
X X X
Newspapers Not Yet on Easy Street.
Newspapers throughout the coun-
try were the hardest hit of any in
dustry. Paper prices went up sew
cral hundred per cent, and there was
an increased cost of every item going
into the paper, including labor. It
was impossible for the papers to raise
either subscription or advertising
rates to keep up with the costs of pro-
duction. There has be IN no reduction
in wages, and while print paper is one
cent pound lower than it was last
December, it is over twice as high IS
before the war.-St. Cloud Journal
Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1921-05-12
Justifable Shooting.

JuSClHdD1e OuOOC1ng.
The village marshal of Belle PLANE,
getting tired of seeing out Of town
speeders race through his bailiwick,
ignoring his signals to stop, drew his
gun and shot up their auto tires, which
is good way to inspire this class of
fools with respect for authority
FariDault Pilot.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
SAMMY SAUSAGE.

"Grunt, grunt," said Grandfather
Porky, 1.-THE spring has come
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
HAD A TRICK WORTH WHILE
Society Beggar Knew How to Get on
the Soft Side of Mrs.
Gobsa GoIde.

Charity begins at home" said DIR.
Wilbur z. Crafts of the international
Reform bureau of Washington, "but no
truth is so dsregarded as this one.
1.-Two beggar women met on the
street one day.
"'Fine coat you've got there. Where
did you land it,? said the first beggar
woman.
"'Old Mrs. Gobsa Code gave 1t to
me- said the second beggar woman
lis that so? I've begged at Mrs.
Gobsa Golde's hundreds of times, and
she never gave me cent. How did
you work her?
well, you see said the first Deg
gar woman, stroking her new coat
complacently, 1 didn't tell her | was
begging for myself. l pretended l
was begging for the heathen.'
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06

said something fine and bright.
''They will come home from hav-
ing been somewhere and they will
stand in front CT their mirrors or be-
fore their bureaus or somewhere or
other and they will say. oh, dear,
oh dear, why didn't l make better an
swer than that to the questions those
ladies asked me this afternoon?
"Yes, that is the way they do They
wish they had said something they
haven't said They've thought up,
something brighter than they thought
up when they were talking and they
are sorry.
Nov, I'm not like that. I'm not
in the least sorry that | haven't said
something else when I'm through talk
ing. l am not sorry now. And when
/ get home and stand in front of the
pig sly you won't catch me saying
to myself, Now POrky why. didn't
you make some other answer to Miss
Ham?
perhaps the spring has been here
for some time. | noticed it for the
first time today. The very first time.
/ noticed the soft muddy earth and
realized that it was very warm and
very much like the spring. And then
l looked about me and said to my
self, Gracious me, Porky, grunt,
grunt, it is spring.
II had been too busy all the early
part of this season looking after my
digestion"
"You haven't been having indiges-
ton, have your" asked Miss Ham.
ooh. no." said Porky. "Grunt,
grunt, oh, no."
"But why then have you had to look
after your digestion?" asked Miss
Ham,
$50 that l won't have indigestion.
That's an easy one, ask me another"
Porky grunted.
you're very foolish TO think of eat
ing if you have Indigestion" said Miss
Ham.
you want me to appear to have
1nulSeSllOH 81 YOU CiH dU oil IIc
food" said POrky. But l haven't in
digestion and | said so. / said | had
been thinking about my digestion.
I've been thinking how l could keep
from ever having indigestion and
after giving it a great deal of thought
and testing my thoughts by trying
some good meals | found that the
way to avoid indigestion was by eat
ing good meals.
81 found that 1 wouldn't be sick
if | were always WELL"
"Any one knows that much said
Miss Ham.
"Ah," said Porky." but also found
out that l would always be well if
,n,nll -
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
What She Was Afraid OF.

A little four-year-old remarked TO
her mamma on going to bed: Il am not
afraid of the dark No, of course
you're not" replied her mamma, for
it can't hurt you" But, mamma,
/ was little afraid once when /
went to the pantry in the dark TO get
a cooky" What were you afraid off,
asked her mamma. Il was afraid
couldn't find the cookies. Pacific Ru-
raj Press.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
Outside Competition.

"Why is it SO hard for poet to
make a liying?
"Others encroach on our preserves"
explained the poet. doctors, lawyers.
all sorts of men write poetry. Yet you
never hear of a poet trying to write
legal brief or prescription"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
FAMOUS OLD CHURCH GONE
Flames That Consumed Historic
Washington Edifice Also Destroyed ,
Relics That Were Priceless.

st. Paul's parish church, in Rock
Creek cemetery, the oldest church in
Washington and one of the Oldest in
the United States, was recently de-
stroyed by fire. The interior of the
building, valuable memorial windows,
old relics and paintings were burned,
and the four walls of the structure,
erected in 1776, were all that was left
of the historic edifice.
Among the historic relics destroyed
by the fire was large folio Bible,
which was contained in a glass case
near the chancel. The Bible swas
bought in 1927, was used for many
wears and was paid for by the con-
gregation with tobacco. With the
Bible. also destroyed, were two large
folio common prayer books, the price
for which, according 70 records at
the church, was quantity OF to-
bacco which was to bring not less
than I'D per pound"
The first Easter service to be held
I'm the present territory of the DIS
trict of Columbia took place at ola
st. Pauls church, Rock Creek, IN l'9I'
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06

Don't care is as good medicine for
some physical ailments as anything
else.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
A LADY of Distinction

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually means clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
New Life for
Sick Man
Eatonic Works Magic

II have taken only two boxes Of
Eatonic and feel like a new man. 1t
has done me more good than anything
else" writes G.. o. Frappir.
Eatonic is the modern remedy for
acid stomach, bloating, food repeating
and indigestion. 1t quickly takes up
and carries out the acidity and gas
and enables the stomach to digest the
food naturally. That means not only
relief from pain and discomfort but
you get the full strength from the food
you eat. Big box only costs a trifle
with your druggists guarantee.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
THEY'LL Do That.

Trumpeter Steadman-I never pay
old debts. / forget them.
Private Beidel-But how about new
ones?
Steadman-Oh, let them get old
Sparks.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06

w lhCdll ~
has been here
some time" said
Miss Ham.
II mean just
what / have said,'
Porky grunted.
"Well, then you
haven't said what
is So" Miss Ham
squealed.
MY dear Miss
Ham," said Porky,
81 have said what
/ wished to say
and that is some
thing. There are
S o m e creatures
who're a ! w a y 8
wishing afterward
that they had
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
ALIENS FOOT-EASE DOES IT

When shoes pinch or corns and bunions
ache, get package of ALIENS FOOT
into the shoes. 1t takes the sting out of
corns and bunions, gives instant relief to
Smarting, Aching, Swollen feet. 1900, 1000
pounds of powder for the feet were used
by our Army and Navy during the war.-Adv
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
Comic.

"How's the new Flubdub baby"
'Well, l didn't tell the proud parents
this. but they could make fortune
hiring him to a cartoonist as a model"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06

Goodness, gra-
CT us, 6 r u n [,
grunt." said Sam
my Sausage, who
came along at
that moment.
There you two
are talking about
the food you had
eaten or were GO
ing TO eat or some
thing like that,
Sammy Sausage
has had a good
meal and has en-
joyed it.
"That is the
[ i'm e S a m m Y
got ahead of you,
ha, ha, grunt,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
Why Castoria?

WEARS Castor OIL Paego Drops and Soothing Sps the remedies
for Infants and Children Castor Oil naueang be
almost impossible and the others all containing Opium form another,
but disguised make them pleasant the yet really supply the
child and give the appearance Of relief from pain.
required years research find purely vegetable combination that
would take the place these ageeab and vicious remedies that
from habit had become almost universal This the inception of and the
for the introduction Feer Csto and for 80 years has proven it's
WORTH received the Physicians everywhere and become household word
among mothers.
remedy ESPECIALLY prepared mother
would think Of giving her baby remedy that she would for herself
without consulting physician.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
When 1t Hurt.

"Did you hurt yourself much when
the branch broker" 'No; not until |
reached the ground"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06

s'Yes, that is the time ate while you
talked of food"
LET US not waste another moment
said Porky, although it doesn't mat
ter if you waste a number of moments
as long as / don't waste any,"
"Just what / was thinking about
you" said Miss Ham.
ARGUE and talk and run a race
for food if you will,' said Sammy
Sausage, 'for the main and great fact
remains that Sammy Sausage was eat
ing delicious goodies while you We're
both wasting time in mere talk OF
food"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-05-06
Quite Different.

81 understand you called me a worth
less loafer."
81 did MT"
81 merely remarked to a mutual ac-
quaintance of ours that in the gentle
art of killing time you had no superior"
swell, that's different" -Birming-
ham Age-Herald.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-06
RAILROAD LEADERS
Z TO BEGIN OFFENSIVE
BEFORE LABOR BOARD

Chicago, March Railroad la
Dor leaders who have charged that
the proposed imminent abrogation
Of the national wage agreements is
"a plot OF Wall street financiers
to break unionism," and establish
the open shop, plan to begin their
offensive before the railroad labor
board with cross-eXamination of
railroad executives at the resump-
ton of the hearings Thursday.
1 In the letter to the board today.
B. NJ. Jewell, president of the rail-
way department of the American
Federation of Labor, asked the
board to subpoena at once sixteen
executives, including r. Dewitt
Cnyler of the New York Central
and w. w Atterbury of the Penn
Sylvania lines, who have led the
executives attack on the agree
ments, and Hale Holden of the
Chicago, Burlington and Quincy:
II. f.. Byram, of the Chicago Mil
waukee and st. Paul; Carl r.
Gray, Union Pacific, and w. Il.
Scott, Southern Pacific.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-06

The presidents mascot, a blood
! ed airedale pup named "Caswell
Laddie Boy" was brought into the
executive offices as a gift by c. w.
Quetschc Of Toledo. O. The dog
ARRIVED during the cabinet confer
ences, but Mr.. Harding had given
orders that he was to see il as soon
as ii was delivered With many
manifestations of pleasure he led
his new pet into his office. where
it made itself at home.
Later the president proudly eX-
hibited the dog to newspaper cor
respondents.
You see" he said, Il am going
to have near me at least one
friend who won't talk"
On arriving at the theater PreSl-
dent and Mrs Harding were
.cheered and the president shook
hands with the manager. They
were escorted to the presidential
box, draped with the American
flag, while the orchestra played the
Star Spangled Banner and the au-
diencc applauded.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-06
BUSINESS MANAGER OF
JOURNAL TO ADDRESS
~" STUDENTS MONDAY

D. A. Macpherson, business
manager of the Albuquerque Morn
ing Journal will speak to the
members of the journalism class
Of the state university tomorrow az
ternoon at 4:3O, in room % of the
administration building. The sub
ject will be How to Make a News
paper Pay"
Mr. Macpherson is one of the
specialists that have agreed to ad-
dress the varsity class of newspa-
pering on particular phases of the
craft upon which they are respec-
lively best qualified to speak. In
view of MEs Macpherson's long and
successful experience in handling
the business end of a daily news
paper, the young newsgatherers are
looking forward to Mr.. Macpher-
sons talk with considerable inter-
est.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-06

Mendel Bells, hero of the Kieff
ritual murder case, which attracted
world -wide attention in 1914, has
arrived in New York from Europe
to make his home. Bells was ac-
quilted in the famous murder trial
but feeling against him ran so high
in Kieff that he left Russia i'm
mediateH after gaining his free
dom. The charge grew out of tho
murder on March II, 1911, of An
drew Yustchinsky, an eight-year-
old Christian boy, in a Kieff suburb
Anger against the Jews had been
increasing in Kieff because of the
agitation of the BLACK Hundred"
and the authorities promptly seized
an opportunity to foster the senti-
ment by bringing a ritual murder
charge against the Jewish COM
munity. He was arrested, charged
with the crime and the trial, which
lasted thirty-four days, attracted
newspaper correspondents from all
parts of the world,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-06
POUND SALE

On Monday, the 18th day of
March, 1921, at 10 a. m. in front
of the City hall, on North Second
street, l will sell the following de-
scribed livestock, which has been
taken up by the poundmaster:
one Dun horse about ~ years
old, weight about 900 pounds
about Is hands high. Branded on
the left thigh and left shoulder;
name is rough.
P. O'GRADY,
Acting City Marshal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-06
HARDgNG'S FIRST DAY IN White
HOUSE SETS FAST RECORD FOR
ACTIVITY; HAS MANY VISITORS
Dispatches His First Diplomatic Note, Inquiries
Into Condition of Government Departments,
Dictates Letters, Shakes Hands and Installs
anew Mascot, An AiredaIe Dog.
Try THE ASSOCIATED rREssl

Washington. March 5.-Presi-
dent Hardng's first day in the
White House set a fast record of
activity and about covered the
whole range of experiences to
which chief executives ordinarily
fall heir.
Besides dispatching his first dip
lomatic note, he inquired into the
condition of every governmental
department CanVassed the situa-
ton in congress. considered reor-
ganiZation of the national political
machinery of his party. dictated
many letters, shook hands with
several hundred fellow citizens. in
stalled a new White House mascot,
and attended the thcater.
While he was at work an order
he issued yesterday, opening the
White House gates to the public,
gave new touch of life to the
executive grounds. For the first
time in months visitors flocked to
the White House doors and into
the receiving room Of the prcsi-
dents office.
His Day Began Early.
Mr.. Harding's day began early.
Before 8 o'clock he was at his desk,
After an hours dictation he held
conferences with his new cabinet
officials until 100, when he lunch
ed with his family. In the after
noon he and Mrs. Harding held
their first reception in the east
room, standing for more than two
hNr
Tonight the Hardings chose a
musical comedy. 1t was their first
public appearance since the in
auguration.
The cabinet member with whom
Mr.. Harding conferred longest was
Secretary Hughes. with whom he
discussed the note to Panama and
Costa Rica.
COnfcrs With Dover.
The coming reorganization of
the republican national committee
he discussed with Elmer Dover of
Tacoma, Wash. former secretary
of the committee and now promi-
uently mentioned for the post of
chairman, which soon is to be va
Gated by VIII II. Hays, postmaster
general. The conference gave rise
10 much speculation on the possible
part Mr.. Harding will take toward
the choosing of the new chairman
Suggestions about the special
session of congress were heard by
the president from Senator Lodge
and Representative Mondell. SEN
ate and house republican leaders,
They came to present their views
on the date congress should be
called and to inform the chief eX-
ecutive about the situation con-
fronting his tariff program. 1t was
said no date would be set until
there had been further conferences.
Presidents Mascot.
Mr.. Harding's afternoon recep-
ton began with a prearranged call
of members Of the republican ma
tional committee and developed
into a function recalling the public
receptions of bygone administra-
tons. Many personal friends had
been invited, and scores of sight
seers who had congregated about
the east entrance took advantage
Of the opportunity and trooped up
the steps to shake hands with the
president and Mrs. Harding.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-06
LEGAL NOTICE
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Lcpartm3 1t Df the Interior, L. S. Land
Office at Santa Fe, n, NJ. March Q,
1921.
Notice is hereby given that Geronimo
Pacheco Truiillo. Of Alameda, ~ NJ,
who made small holding claim, No, 511S,
serial No O4ll65. for tract L. in Section,
80. Township IL ~, Range E., n. NJ. r.
Meridian. has filed notice If intention
to make final proof, to establish claim
to tho land above described, before United
States Commissioner, at Albuquerque,
Bernalillo county, n. NJ. on April 10,
1871
Claimant names as witnesses: Pedro
Lucero, of Tijeras, N. NJ; Santiago Lo-
bato, Of Tiieras N. M; Jesus Trujlllo, Of
Tijeras, N. NJ; Joseph NJ Skinner, Of
Old Albuquerque. N. NJ.
FRANCISCO DELGADO, Register.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-06
Railnoad Employes strIke.

Atlanta, Ca. March. 5.-Approx=
imately 1900 employees of the At
lanta, Birmingham and Atlantic
railroad went on strike today in
protest against a wage reduction
order put into effect March l, by
b. l.. Bugg, receiver for the road,
at the instruction of Judge Samuel
Fl. Sibley of the United states dis
trict court. r...
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-06
FRANK l.. HAMON Is
GRANTED A DIVORCE
tBv The Associated Press.>

Phoenix, Ariz., March 5.--Frank
l.. Hamon, nephew of the late Jake
l.. Hamon, of Ardmore, Okla, and
former husband of Clara Smith
Hamon, who is charged with hav-
ing killed Jake Hamon, was grant
ed a decree of divorce from his
second wife, Gertie Walker Hamon,
in superior court here today. Mrs.
Gertie Hamon now is in Sacra-
mento, Calf. The plaintiff charged
the defendant with cruelty. The
suit was uncontested. The two
were married in Tucson, Ariz., Aug
ust Ia, 1918,
Journal Want Ads. Bring Results
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-03-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION,

department OF the Interior, L. 8. Land
Office, at Santa Fe, n. NJ, March 2,
1921
Notice is hereby given that Antanaslo
Barela, Of Old Albuquerque, ~ NJ, who
made small holding claim No. 1886,
serial No. 039992, for tract in Section 80,
Township II n, Range e., N. M =.
Meridian, has filed notice of intention
to make final proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, before Unit
ed States Commissioner at Albuquerque.
Bernalillo county, N. M, on April 10,