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New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

Our illust rious ancestors didn't worry about landlords. They pcrched at night in the family tree.
 An enthusiast refers to an Irish patriot as a "Matchless leader" If a matchless individual can be a leader, they have changed the style of fight ing over there.
 His friends hoped that with the retirement of MT. Wilson, Harvey would outgrow the habit of annoying the Administration.
 Now that all the g;rlS are dressed like that. the vamp has to do some real acting to put over the idea of wickedneSS.
 1t is romance. whether he is a prince charming on a silk-white steed or a fresh kid behind the steering wheel of a jit.
 The crime wave is subsiding but the popularity of that kind of movies suggests that the grime wave will be with us always.
 the lea, with no thought or care save for the next tee.
 Meat must have been a lot cheaper in the old days when man could af- ford to give a pound of flesh as secur- if" for a loan.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

The man who enters politics with thing handy with which to fill the hole that will soon come through their disappearance.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09
FACTS AND FANCIES - BY ROBERT CULLEN

Epitaph: Here lies Einstein with hs theory. Worked to death by the ragrapherS.
 War is hell, of course. But the job of collecting the indemnity runs close second.
 Germany may not wish to issue bonds for that indemnity: but it's either bond or bondage.
 The chief objection to blank verse is that it so frequently contains neither rhyme nor reason.
 Our only regret is that Wilhelm didn't stay on the joh long enough to refer to it as my indemnity"
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

Be quite sure of your digestive or gans before taking the risk attendant upon biting off more than you can chew.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

In the Spring the thoughts of even the football center-rush Tightly turn" although in the Fall invariably they ponderously tackle.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

When pigs are in the clover,
 And cows are chewing cuds, Comes time to look 'em over Your next vacation duds.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

The graduating orations We have been privileged to hear express a very low opinion of great inventors.
 At times We fear that he is called dry" agent because of his occupa- tion and not because of his condition.
 Ange of the jaw: An expression used in the study of anatomy. Frequently responsible for the eternal triangle.
 II is bad enough to have peace with out the dove, but at times we fear there will be no occasion for the crow.
 The annuncement that MT. Harding wears No. 10 shoe may keep some insurgent bureau head from putting his foot in it.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

heart of flint has been softened often by bit of lint.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

The person best fitted to tell you fortune" is the accountant.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09
KING SAILS SATURDAY.

Athens. June 9 (By Associated Press) king Constantine, il was officially an- nounced last night. will leave for smyrna on a warship Saturday, accom-
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

A good nurse will often postpone indefinitely the arrival of the hearse
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09
The Laws of Ecozz> my
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4 apple bounced off NeWtons head and inspired him to evolve the Law of Gravity. The advertise in this paper can give you-no less forcetuly- the inside workings of the Laws of Economy.
 As sure as the apple hit Newton, the advertise ments have personal message of economy for you.
 Merchants tell you of their bargains through adver- tisements
 Almost every opportunity is offered through an advertisement
 Practically every unusual buy is advertised
 You save time and trouble by choosing what you want and where to get it from the advertisements in stead of hunting all over town.
 You save money by keeping up with every oppor- tunity to get full value in buying.
 Read fife advertisements regularly!
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

The art of deception is of hear conception.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

When they go joy-riding now. they never get so happy as to forget which h one is supposed to be driving.
 Shortening: X substance derived from cows or hogs to make past rN' crisp. Also d method of revealing calves.
 The location of. eyebrows and the shape of lips may change with Fashion, but a nose still appears to best advantage parked snugly against a grindstOne.
 So far. no astute German diplomat has attempted to carry favor in Amer ica by limiting that we started the war.
 God established enmity between man and the serpent; but that was be- fore a bite was good for a prescrip- tion.
 To business: The first part of the stop. look and listen sign was not intended as a permanent order.
 Eventually Europe will come across. ''-Hea dine. We trust this refers to money and not immigrants.
 Man is the noblest work of God''- A statement that remains unchalleng- ed. and thus proves that dogs and horses can't write.
 Having failed to win a place in the sun, Germany is now making rapid progress in the effort to lay her com mercial rival in the shade.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

Shortening: X substance derived from cows or hogs to make pastry crisp. Also method of revealing calves.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

When they go joy riding now. they never get so happy as to forget which one is supposed to be driving.
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

Our llluStriouS ancestors didn ., worry about landlords. They pcrched at night in the family tree
New Britain herald., 1921-06-09

Now that all the girls are dressed like that, the vamp has to do some real acting to put over the idea of
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REAL ESTATE LOANS.

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ing rates made IN D. O. improved propsry
enms money available for home builders.
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The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
REAL ESTATE

certify that the foregoing and attached list true the delinquent for the years 1917 1913 1919 and 1920 that said delinquent quen tax due $500 total penalty due 25 $18O and the of the whole
 
 February O 9 that
 
 And further certify total penalty the 9th
  Is $566 and the is
  qunt the 14h February nquen $16883 ~77O' O N "l0l0 1' And further certify that pleted Blum Building delinquent roll will be sion for adjustment 0 sale
 of Fist day February, K c March
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
COUNCIL CANDIDATE
 FOR OFFICE OF MAYOR

After considerable solicitation by his many friends and acquaintances, Dr. w. H. Council has announced his candidacy for the office of mayor for the town of Cordova, subject to the will of the voters at the city election to be held on Tuesday, April 5.
 The doctor needs no introduction to the people of Cordova as he has been resident of the town since the early construction days of the rail road before the town was incorpor- ated, during which time he has con- tinued to be friends with everyone.
 In 1917 he was elected as council. man for one term and has also served several terms as city healthy officer, both of which offices he filled with credit.
 If elected, the doctor promises to
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
ADMITS HAVING LOANED MONEY
 BOOTLECCERS

SEATTLE, Feb. 21 (by Associated Press).-Paul Schaeffer, teller of the detunct North Side State Bank, who was sentenced Thursday to serve from five to fifteen years in the pen itentiary for embezzlement, has con fessed that he took the banks money and loaned it to bootleggers, who never repaid it, according to Prose- cutor Dougless. Three arrests are expected to follow Schaefer's confes- sion.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
MARINES MEET DEATH
 IN CRASH OF PLANE

WASHINGTON, Feb. 21 (by Asso- ciated Press). T Two marines were killed in an airplane crash in Haiti on Friday, the navy department an. nounced. The men killed were Ser. geant Donald Mack and Pay Clerk Douglas, both of Key West.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
FUR CONTRACT REscINpEp

WASHINGTON, Feb. 21 (by Asso- ciated Press) The contract held by Funston Bros. of St. Louis, for finish. ing and marketing the sealskins from the government herd in the Pribiloff islands, has been annulled by the de, partment of commerce and a new con tract made with the Burke Fur Com pany of St. Louis.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
k. p. MEETING

Cordova lodge No. 3, Knights of Pythias, will hold it's regular meet ing on Tuesday, the 22nd of Febru- ary, at which there will be work in the R. o. P, followed by a get together smoker for members and friends 21-2t
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
MOToRSHIP TIED UP

The motor ship Washington, which for the past several months has been running between Ketchikan, Prince Rupert, Vancouver and Seattle car rying fish for it's owners, the New England Fish Company, has been tied up at Vancouver and her crew disbanded. It is not known when the vessel will resume the run.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
PROHIBITION AGENT
 UNDER INDICTMENT

RICHMOND, Va, Feb. 21 (by As sociated Press).-H. D. Brown, state prohibition inspector, and Harry Sweet, prohibition agent, were in- dicted Saturday on charges of steal ing liquor and transporting it illegal Yxr
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
FISH QUOTATIONS

kETCHIKAN, Feb. 21.-(special to tue Daily Times) Fish prices were quoted Saturday as follows: Halibut, II 3-4c and Sc, No sable or red rock offered
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
BUYERS AT FUR
 SALE LARGEST
 IN MANY YEARS

ST. LOUIS, Feb. 21 (by Associated Press) The government offered 1O,. 900 sealskins, 900 blue fox and 37 red fox at the international winter fur auction opening this morning. The largest list of buyers in the history of sales here were in attendance.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
NOTICE TO MARINERS

The local custom office today re- ceived the following message: Smith island light on Prince William sound was changed on February 19 to show a single flash every IS seconds. Ad. wise mariners.
 Lighthouse Superintendent
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21

At the Ladies Aid dinner tomorrow at Eagle lodge room the menu will be served in full or in part orders as de- sired. Drop in for ice cream and cake or pie and coffee if you don't want a full meal
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
FEAR ALASKAN HAS
 MET WITH FOUL PLAY

RAYMOND, Wash, Feb 21 (by As sociated Press) Fear is entertained for the safety of William Desmond, a former Alaskan, who disappeared on January 24. It is believed he had large sum of money with him at the time of his disappearance.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21

Home-cooked beans served hot to- naorrow by the Ladies' Aid at Eagle lodge room.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21

Homemade candy and aprons on sale at the Eagle lodge rooms tomor- row.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21
CABARET

give the people of Cordova good, clean and business-like administra. tion..
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21

Cordova Jazz Orchestra dance at Eagle Hall Saturday night.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-02-21

Give your wife vacation tomorrow Take her to dinner at the Eagle lodge room.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18
LET US USE OUR STRENGTH
ECONOMICALLY AND RIGHT

There are two ways Of making an
economical use Of our strength" says
. well-lnown writer on the subject.
FIRST, plan the best way Of using
strength.
Second, use labor-saving devices
and equipment in your business.
Our body was built to stand erect.
Our backbone has much to do in bold
ing 1t in this position.
The various tasks Of the housewife
call for much twisting and bending Of
the back. This Is . wholesome and
STRENGTHENING exercise as long as one
position 10 mot held too long at one
time.
A bent hack, cramped lungs and
weakened vitality result from working
lcuAstaatly 1t tables, stoves and sinkS
Itl1t are too low. These working sur
lfaees should suit the haight Of the
IWtt1ker.
FOR the woman Of average height
lthe table top and the bottom Of the
IxiSk should measure 81 70 sc inchea
lfFUm the floor. Ironing boards should
!be . little lower to allow free motion
LOT the arm and shoulder muscles.
Where people Of different heigtt
work together, arrange to suit the
lts6ler person. A stool ard . low step
lem be made for the shorter person.
Don't make the back do all thk
beading. Let the hips and knees a
Itheir share Of the bending. II t1ie
lw1iA tub IL too low, the Rack does IN
Itl,e work. II It Is at the right height,
IT, bend comes at the hips where n
g pieiing up .oneshi.s from u
Iheoes the knees should Do The bending
I In sweeping, the INK should b
be1eet wtile tke bones IN muscles q
<e;exms 6nd shoulders do TIE work.
I e. d6un to work when possible.
e oor vesk 81 = Sone Just 3
II ut 3 mid, thsre is litt1e
4 =, = II & 4s sss Isl ssid. =
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18
BEAUTIFUL VALENTINE PARTY
AT p. p. MILLER HOME

One Of the prettiest parties Of the
season was the Valentine Party given
by Mrs. p. r. Miller on Tuesday, the
l@th. About thirty ladies responded
to the Invitations. The party was
in honor Of Miss Sophia Miller, . dster
Of Mr.. Miller. The guests dressed to
represent some well known character,
and many laughable results were IN
evidence. Mesdames s. J. Miller and
Z. =. Mueller made . hit - "AaSKie
and yiggs- Hearts" were imperson-
eted by Aesdames Susie Miller, Bessie
Wolfe, Jack Robinson, Maty VanAken,
and 7. J. Thompson. Mrs. A. s. Exter
and Mrs. w. w. Mckee made adorable
Cupids, while Mrs. J. ]. Miller, as .
butterfly, and Mrs Geo. Berg, as a
Gypsy Queen, were very attractive.
Other characters were, civilians, Bo-
Peep, Normal Student, Queen, and A
Southern Beauty. The hostess receiv-
ed the guests dressed as Hiawatha.
The afternoon was spent in music
and cards, and . most appetixing
luncheon wss served 1t q late hour.
The guests voted the party one Of
the most enjoyable Of the winter
months.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18
CRESTED BUTTE WILL HAVE
INSTALLATION OF REBEKAHS

Rebekah Lodge No. 43 will move
en- masse to Crested Butte the 26th OF
this month for the purpose Of install
ling q Rebekah Lodge in that city.
About thirty-ene applications have
been filed by Crested Butte ladies for
membership. and after long period
of consideration, the Grand Lodge has
finally set o date for the installation
Of the new lodge. The applicants will
first be initiated into tire order. after
which election and installation Of Of
ficers will take place. The Odd Eel
lows Lodge recently installed at the
coal metropolis is progressing nicely
and organization Of this coordinate
lodge Of the ladies is result.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18
WHAT Is LIFE,
Edna Jaques

Edna Jacques
II isn't the victory that counts, lads,
It's the way you pst up the fight.
1t isn't the path that you 10, lads,
As long rs you travel Il night
II isn't the goal at the top, boys,
+. That counts when the journey il thru
But the fellows you've helped on the
road. lads,
That tells in the balance for you.
II isn't the pace that you 70, lads,
It's the fellow that climbs Bit BY bit,
Who plods when the others are first,
lads,
Yet stays when the others have quit.
1t isn't the smile Of the victor
That veaves golden stars for his
But the twisted old grin that he
givcs, lads
The fellow who smiles when he's
down.
It isn't defsat tAst will count, lsds,
Or the things that we'll gain, you
and i,
But the way you shoulder the hght.
lads,
And lived when you wanted b die.
It isnt the thines that we do, lids
II We win, or we stumble and fail,
But the heart that we've bruuGht ell
the way, lads,
That will count at the end Of the
trail.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18
CENTER OF POPULATION
MOVES WESTWARD DUR
ING PAST TEN YEARS

The census bureau announced today
that the center of population, as dis
closed by the 1920 census, is now locat-
ed in the extreme southwestern corner
of Owen county, Indiana.
During the last decade, the center
of population continued to move west
ward, advancing 9.8 miles in that di-
rection and about one-fifth of mile
north. from Bloomington, Indiana,
where it was located by the census Of
1910.
The bureau attributes the westward
movement in the last decade principal
ly to the increase of more than mil
lion in the population of California.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18
APPETIzINC LENTEN DISHES
PREPARED FROM FISH

Fsh is always healthy and much
cheaper than meat. Many appetixing
dishes can be made from 6sh, which
will be relished by the family. Now
that the Lenten season is ON, the fol-
lowing will be found good suggestions.
Like meat, fish is rich in protein and
II carefully prepared, is pne Of the
most apPetizing delicious foods to be
had ON the market.
As hsh lacks fat and flavor, these
must be supplied by sauces and such
accompaniment Is pickles, lemon
juices and tomato juice.
Boiled Ash is always good and very
easy TO prepare. Cut the fish into
thick pieces, wrap in cheesecloth and
plunge in boiling salted water, (salted
TO taste. not salty.) Simmer from Is
to 20 minutes per pound. Remove
from the cheesecloth and arrange on
= platter. Serve with any fish sauce.
Stuffed Fish is particularly delicious
when prepared right The fish may
be rs large rs one desires, or Q small
one. However, the best way is to Sc
cure part Of q large fish, where q
whole one would be too large. Put
the fish in creased pan and All with
. dressing; sew up fish and dredge
with = little -four and season with salt
and pepper. Place . few pieces Of
ham or bacon fat aeross the fish and
bake In moderate oven for about Is
or 90 minutes, depending on the size
Of the fish. Where trout are prepar-
ed in this way, the ribs should be re-
moved by slipping sharp knife under
each one, separating It from the flesh.
Fish Dressing is made as follows:
2 cups bread crumbs, teaspoon Of
chopped parsley, l teaspoon chopped
pickle or onion; " cup melted butter,
salt and pepper to taste.
Fish Sauces are essential and should
be prepared carefully. The following
are delicious:
Egg Sauce-1 pint boiling water, n
cup melted butter, tablespoon lemon
Juice OF vinegar, hard boiled eggs,
2 tablespoons flour, salt and pepper.
Mix all together, except the eggs and
cook till thick, then add the eggs fine
ly chopped.
HOllandaise Sauce-la cup butter,
2 egg yolks, 1 n teaspoons lemon juice
or vinegar, " cup boiling water, salt
and pepper to taste. Beat the egg
yolks before adding to the mixture and
cook all in double boiler. n cup
of strained tomato juice may be ad-
ded to above to make a tomato sauce.
In this case the water is omitted.
Lemon Sauee-s cup butter, " tea
spoon chopped parsley, teaspoon lem
on juice, salt and pepper. Cream
the butter and add the other ingredi-
ents. The heat of the fish, when serv-
ed with the sauce, will melt the but
ter.
Fish Loaf is good way to use up
the leftover pieces of fish. To two
cups Of fish flakes add cup moistened
bread crumbs, tablespoon sweet milk,
/ well beaten egg and seasoning. A
teaspoon of minced celery or slice of
onion, minced, add delicious flavor
to the dish. Mix well and for into
mold; bake in moderate oven until
nicely done. Serve with sauce.
Scalloped Fish-1h cups faxed fish,
cup cooked rice or mashed potatoes,
! cup white or tomato sauce. Place
in bake pan in alternate layers and
pour some of the sauce over each lay
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18
Mary had Thomas cat,
He warbled like Caruso;
A. neighbor swung baseball bat
Now Thomas doesn't do SO.

: st. Valentines Day was duly OBJ
served in a more or less appropriate
way. Beautiful valentines were ex-
changed, also some that were not 50
beautiful cluttered up the mail boxes,
sent by those who imagined they pos
sessed sense oh humor. Nopel we
didn't get any, but that doesn't pre-
vent us feeling sorry for those who
were the reeiepents Of highly eolcred
vented the disgusting comic valentine
idea any way?
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18

in one position for long time, re-
lieve the strain by getting up once in
window and take several deep breaths.
Relax. In the long run it means get
ting more work done.
Often the strain Of one task can be
offset by alternating It with another
task which works q different set Of
muscles.
An intelligent division Of labor be-
tween the various muscles and joints
Of the body keeps all in good healthy
condition and overtaxes none.
Says an exchange-"Getting mar
ried Is q good deal like using the teie-
phone. You don't always get the
party you WANT
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18
n. A. c. MEETING MONDAY
AFTERNOON WAS GOOD

The Monday Afternoon Club held a
very interesting meeting at the home
Of 4rs- n. r. Ferguson Monday after
nocA The program given was much
enjoyed BY the members present and
held their Close attenfion throughout
the meeting. Mrs. Helen Sills, leader.
She gave . review Of Contemporary
club gave . review Of Contemporary
Iish Literature. Mrs. T. OsLeary
had 9 paper on "The Irish Movement" |"
which was very interesting. Ars. A.
"Hourglass'; Mrs. W. w. Mckee gave
. review on "The Travelling Man, =
and "Pygmalion" was reviewed by
Mrs. John Wolfe. Each one brought
forth considerable discussion. A vocal
solo Was rendered BY Mrs. Palmer and
heartily spplauded. The club then
adjourned.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18

eupfuis Of naked dsh, prsviousiy
cooked. Season highly with salt. pep-
per. lemon juice or tarrsgou vinegar.
Add the hot gelatin to the flsh ana
stir until II begins to thicken. Pack
into an earthen mold which has been
rinsed out In cold water and set away
h harden.
0rs,isd emssssd easmen.-Rub The
hesh side OF . smoked salmon with
butter and broil before the IRE
Serve with lemon quarters and parsley
on q hot platter.
Anehevy reass.-Trim the crust
from thin slices of bread and cut Into
dnger-sixed pieces sfter toasting and
spreading with butter. Arrange the
pieces In 4 baking pan. Drain an
chovies from oil and lay one on each
piece Of toast. Sprinkle with pep
per and lemon Juice and cook ten
minutes In very hot oven.
0svIlsd clama-Chop one medium
sized onion and fry brown in two
tablespoonfuls Of butter. Add two
dozen clans chopped nne. or can
Of minced clans. one cupfui Of canned
tomatoes, teaspoonful each Of
chopped parsley and Worcestershire
sauce, with salt and pepper to taste;
add one-haif cupful Of dried bread
crumbs. When the tomatoes nrs
cooked through. add two eggs well
beaten. stir until smooth and take
from the fire. FIN clam shells or
ramekins with the mixture Cover
with crumbs and brown I'm the oven.
currisd ciams.-Fry n chopped
onion brown In tablespoonful Of
olive oil. Add teaspoonful Of curry
powder and tablespoonful OF -four.
Add two cupfuls Of clans with their
liquor and cook five minutes.
Gunnison news-champion., 1921-02-18
DOMESTIC SCIENCE DAY"
WILL BE HELD BY G. w. c.

The Gunnison Woman's Club will
hold their Domestic Science Day" at
the home of Mrs. J. d. Walker, next
Tuesday. A goodly attendance is de-
sired. The editor of the "Woman's
Page" has been promised some of the
recipes for next weeks issue which
will be interesting to the ladies of
Gunnison who delight in good things
for the table.