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The Washington times., 1921-12-09
Rig Up Gymnasium with Travelling
Rings Like Marriage Bands

with that kind Of matyin0ny a.
some folks would have Us think
there n . divorce.
The fact Of the matter n, every
body takes q marriage seriously.
Real marriage Is serious. but
don't take frivilOus marriages any
moro seriously than Joke divorces.
don't SEQ why we should com
mend one and condemn the other.
Some marriages arc made In
heaven.
Tho ones that STAY MADE-Dot
because they can't get . divorce,
but because thoy DON'T WANT A
DIVORCE.
Marriage isn't rough on tho rsch
or the poor II they really love each
other.
Trouble Is, . lot Of people Just
get married because they haven't
anything else to do, and then they
get . divorce for tho Same reason.
Then old SOursides, the AeiYh.
borhood knockcr, points out those
parties ~ the examples Of tho
failure of marriage.
But don't you Let 'em kid you.
Just because some limousine loot
can't get along with . dressy dame
he oloped with Is no sign hum
dred million other real folks are
not getting along fine. thank you!
Actors. millionaires, laborers and
The Washington times., 1921-12-09
Friends of Prohibition
To Wave Honor Flag

An honor flag" which Americans
remaining loyal to the Constitution
can display as q silent declaration
OF their position during this period
Of adjustment. while the opponents
OF prohibition are raising their hue
and cry" fs being popularizod by
the honor flag committee. which has
onened offices in the Munsey Build
mig.
The flag was first displayed at the
Anti Saloon League convention on
Tuesday. In its campaign, the COM
mtttee will disregard the moral issues
as preached by the professional pro-
hibitionist. and will endeavor to In
still into the citizenry firm respect
for the Constitution. Robert Ash. q
Washington attorney. IL secretary Of
the committee.
The figure '18- In the center Of
tho flag, against q background Of
blue, IL symbolic Of tho committees
purpose to educate the public TO re-
spect the Eighteenth amendment. In
the circle surrounding the figure u
the slogan. "Americans-Loyal to
the Constitution"
According to Mr.. Ash. the COM
mittee IL not affiliated with any pro-
hibitton organization.
The Washington times., 1921-12-09
RI. REV. CUpIE Y
WILL dine ,..,.I
ROME DELEGATE
New Archbishop Has Busy Day.
Will Meet Friends and
Local Clergy.

Archbishop Michael J. Curley. sue
cessor to Cardinal Gibbons. now on
his first official visi ito Washing
ton. will be dined tonight by the
Rt Rev. John Bonzano, apostolic
delegate. He will spend the day re-
ceiying friends and visiting mem
bers Of the local clergy.
This morning at 10 o'clock Arch
bishop Curley celebrated mass at
the visitation convent.
Tomorrow the archbishop will 20
to Bryantown, Nd, to visit the priest
there, Father Conroy. an old friend.
He will return to Washington in the
evening and win leave her tomor-
row night for Baltimore. While in
this city the archbishop In stopping
In Caldwell Hall, Catholc University
Yesterday after celebration Of
solemn high mass In connection with
the feast Of the immaculate concep-
ton, Archbishop Curiey attended a
banquet at the university, where he
addressed the students Of the uni
versity and the faculty of all af-
filiated colleges. more than 1000 be-
Ing present
last night he was the guest at q
special supper in the Sulpician Semi,
nary. The Very Rev. r. p. Havey
and the Rev. Paul Furfuy spoke.
The Washington times., 1921-12-09
PACIFIC SHIPS WIN
CUNNERY TROPHIES.

Battle efficiency and gunnery
trophies for navy ships OF the gun
the Pacific and other foreign stations,
the Navy Department announced to-
day. 9a4
The Eunnery award was carried off
by the Monocacy, q gunboat COM
manded by Lieutenant f. j. Court
ney, now in Asiatic waters. The Sec
ond trophy was also won by an Asiatic
feet gunboat. the Quiros. commanded
by Lieut.. Com. j. r. Peterson. The
hattie efficiency pennant also went to
the Asiatic fleet, being won by the
gunboat Albany, commanded by Capt.
W. c. Watts and later by Capt. I. c.
Richardson.
The Washington times., 1921-12-09
MOON FESTIVAL
CELEBRATED BY
CHINESE RACE
Honolulu Residents Enjoy Novel
Ceremonials of Oriental
Fete.

HONOLULU. T. H., Dec. s.--One
Of the privileges enjoyed by residents
of our mid-Pacific territory Is that of
witnessing the ceremonials and Gus
toms Of the always-fascinating Orient.
ceremonials 10 the observance Of the
Chinese festival of the Full Moon.
marked in the Chinese calendar as the
The Washington times., 1921-12-09

working giris. movie players, tired
business men, painters and chorus
girls, and even thugs, have married
once and forever and happily.
It isn't tho class-lt's the couple
that counts.
The Washington times., 1921-12-09

Give music-this year, and for many happy
years to come. Any Columbia Grafonola, big
or Little, brings you all the best of the latest
music The newest novelty dances, the latest
hits of the top-liners, the comic opera tunes
that everybody's whistling, gems from the
greatest operas-au are yours on the Grafonola.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
MEXTCO'S NEW METHODS.

Two companies of American dancers and singers who went from New York to Mexico City to entertain the spectators and participants in Mexico's Cenen- nal celebration went broke in the Mexican capital and were stranded there. They American girls and all the way from Broadway. However the Mex ican Government the relief of the girls, them passes over the National Railroad 10 the Ameri- borGer the cash to their fares from there to New York The incident is evidence of the busi nesske ana humane methods of the Mexican Governmen There a"c few countries that woulc have du3 Up ;Le money tr pay for tIe return home of foreign esters aud jazz" artists Usually that work for consular service of the foreign coun,7y
 Yet it might be that Mexico wanted to get to work and thought the cheapest and surest way go about it was to get the American Beauties of the country.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
The Injury of One Affects All.
Cincinnati Enquirer

To those muddy minded persons whose lame logic prevents them from observing the forced nterdepend ence industrial groups in production, is brought be considered by them, the recent and sorrowfu com paint of the Welsh manufacturers of tin plate of the loss of trade.
 In competition with American manufacturers they could produce the material cheaply their to the huge coal strike which gripped all England which resulted in what the wrestling boys would call dog-fa
 The findings of the experts showed that is re- quired eight of coal to produce ton of timed plates, all processes from smelting the being in cluded. With industrial coal costing from IA to 20 shillings a delivered the work this charge vit ally affects the price of production and overweghts the manufacturer the contest with American mills which have a higher per capita ouput due to inn proved machinery and industrious working hands.
 Late official reports show that the export trade is fourth of the proportions in 1913 There has been improvement but this Is only relative. In many mills there has been employment since last January. Quite likely the leaders of the coal strike had idea when they launched their paralyzing wakout that they would injure their brethren in the tinpate furnaces But the effect exists for all look upon
 What happened that of the nethermost cogs in the machine failed to function and the nainder of the train of wheels became involved and was rendered useless If the price of coal rises in this country the present conditions may be reversed and American mills may be at the bottom of the n dustria heap
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
CHIEF F-OF-CHIEFS IS HIS NAME.

When the Allied armies France prepari 2 for the last drive against the Hohenzollern hosts that country they made Gen. Foch the chief of chiefs by giving him supreme command of the armies of I the nations in the against autocracy. Whatever may have been the opinion of the wisdom of t. s action. there is no longer any doubt about what l be the judgment of history. North American India1s in solemn conclave out the battlefield of 'e Little Big Horn there the plains made famous hy Sitting Bull, in-in-the-Fact, Tail Crazy Horse and others of significant cognomen, have christen 1 the veteran French writer "Chiefof Chiefs. Ere "a this time forward always the capital letters Eyphens. It is Chief-of-Chiefs enough who $ rushing westward the country the size of whc a marvel to him before he had covered thi l of the distance from ocean.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
DEVELOP THE TOURIST TRAFFIC.

The Tourists Bureau of the Seattle Chamber of Commerce is authority for the statement that in 1920 tourists spent $75, 900 in California and that in addition to this vast income of the land sales that were made during the year to tourists. It says the tourists provided the greatest source from which California gained permanent residents and inv esors
 in British Columbia amount than $20,000,0O year
 These impressive figures, and it is wonder that the Seattle Chamber of Commerce has under taken to devote $75000 year with which to main tain it's Tourists Bureau and to pay for advertising in the East
 There is section of the world that has more to offer to tourists than Alaska In fact this Terri tory particularly Southeastern Alaska, has already a well developed reputation very desireable playground. No travelled portion of the world approach Alaska for accessible scenic attractions and where there such opportunities for de- voices of rod and gun. We have sportsmans para disc. The outlook for returns investments as great in Alaska anywhere else, and the likelihood of gaining permanent settlers from tourists is bright here elsewhere.
 This is one business that could be developed in Alaska without any sort of Government aid if the of Seattle and California doing Doubtless tourist Boosters in Alaska could get cooperation from the Seattle Chamber of Commerces organization. They should find it easy to get the aid of the transcon- tnental railroads and the steamship companies.
 If the American railroad and steamship lines would after this business after the manner of the Canad ian Pacific they would do lot toward solving the transportation problems of the North. They would find in this method far satisfactory and effective to spend time and money seeking legislation against the Canadians.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
Where There Is No Boundary Line.
{ Mexico City Post. ]


 The tremendous ovaton given the Mexican General Staff Band at the annual fair at Kansas City, proves once more true the old saying that music knows no boundary, creed All who listened the magnificent Mexican band in reality for the dime being, south of Rio Grande; and the spirit Mexican, though they knew it not for America had entered into the Mexican soul of music.
 The boundaries that separate people largely those which they themselves up; and they are built of prejudice and misunderstanding It is hard for Englishman understand Frenchman largely because of their exterior characteristics But tho thoroughly enjoy German or an Italian opera read with pleasure book written by 6 noted Russian Hungarian writer. This is because prejudice and misunderstanding laid aside moment; and the soul of the nation sees into that of the other through of its most noble ponents
 The enthusiastic appreciation shown at Kansas City for the masters of Mexiian band music is the best indication that the people of the United States and Mexico much closer together than the agi- tators and the calamity howers would have be- lieve. It also proves that there is kindly feeling down in the bottom of the heart of America for all races, which it requires only touch of to 'bring
 This spirit is the in Mexico among the cultured people Here American artists have received enthusiastic ovations and Mexican artists have denti fled themselves with the artistic life of the American metropolis.
 The lesson is patent to all who would read or who have the capacity and the training do. When the world becomes really cosmopolitan then races will understand and appreciate another. But this will be brought about by brother hoods who stand for selfish partisan and who would hog the world, much possible of it. to themselves. Nor will it be part the imag- i,.ation of those who find pleasure in hissing or whistling off the boards the national air of some foreign country treating its banner disrespectfuy.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT OF
 ADMINISTRATRIX

In the United States Commissioners (Ex-o -officio Probate) Court for the Juneau Precinct, Alaska.
 IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE OF PETER REILLY, DECEASED TO WHOM TT MAY CONCERN:
 Notice is hereby given that Mary Reilly, widow of the above named Peter Reilly, deceased, was on the 4th day of November, 1921, appoint ed administratrix of the above-en- titled estate, and that on the 9th day of November, 1921, said Mary Reilly filed in the above entitled court petition praying that the whole of the estate not to exceed the value of $4,000 be set off to her under Chapter 12, Sec. 1 of the Ses sion Laws of Alaska.
 You are hereby notified that hear ing on said Petition will take place at 10 o'clock a. m. on December 8th, 1921, at the office of the United States Commissioner, Juneau, Alaska. Dated November 9th, 1921
 MARY REILLY,
 Administratrix. First publication, Nov. g, 1921. Last publication. Nov. 30, 1921.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
OPPORTUNITIES FOR MODERNIZING
 ENGLISH FARMING.

Donald McInnes, leading farmer and for many years prominent citizen of the State of Washin : ton. who has recently returned to his home after q visit Scotland and Northern England, which he let boy 5S years says there great oppo~- tunities in England for American agrculturists Mi. McInnes is a scientific farmer dairyman He is 2 former President of the Washington State Dairymen Association. and has smade very careful study te latest methods of farming and stock breeding ard raising. He says the methods employed in parts of Great Britain the they were 5S years ago
 Many of the large estates of Great Britain that formerly used preserves, fox hunting and recreation. estates which required large incomes to maintain. being sold for utility purposes. The land that have been levied by the Government and the large taxes on incomes such that the
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
TIME TO DO YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING 6
 IS NOW.

Tomorrow will be the first day of December, and December is Christmas month This should remi i'd everybody that the time is hand get busy with that Christmas shopping Within a few days now will come the last opportunity to send Christm s gifts to the folks back home and have them the ground before Christmas Day. Juneau stores II stocked, and they selling reasonable prieas. Merchants and salesmen have time to give go u service to purchases permit them to make carof Il examinations and give the benefit of skilled advi
 People should not wait until the rush of the f " days before the holidays before making purchases if they would pelase those whom they are buyi ag and get results that will be wholly satisfactory o themselves.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
Warning Against Science.
(Portland Oregonian. ]

Dutiful children of Zion, H., taught that the earth is fat Wilbur Glen Voliva has to it that the 1000 grade and high school pupils impressed with this discarded theory, and that each of their
 instructors is proficient in the strange geography The pupils also taught that the is only hrtytwo miles in diameter and but 5000 miles away that the law of gravtaion is fallacy and that until Vova like a voice in the wilderness the world was being but indifferently schooled. Presumably the constitution guarantees the pursuit of knowledge in any guise. though all the world may marvel at the quest and tap its head significantly This years birds will have flown from Zion few years from now, into rude and ruthless dominion of exact science. teaching a round world and certain proved and immutabe laws. The tragedy is that they must unlearn all that Voliva taught them. Wilbur Glenn Voliva? Oh he is safe in that superna conce which approaches madness but does not justify detention
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30

When a girl consents to the young man turning down the lights it is pretty good evidence she is not go ing to turn him down.
 Some men have a world of infor- nation; but there are more of them who just have a world of misinfor- nation.
 It very often happens that the girl, and most of the neighbors, know the young man who has been calling on her is engaged to her long before he does.
 Nothing will give a man a worse headache than trying to foot the bills.
 A mouse is more afraid of a wo- man than a woman is of a mouse: i: but the poor mouse cannot climb onto chair and pull its skirts ID to the ceiling.
 IT man wants to deceive a wo- man he has to do it before marriage. He hasn't much chance of ever doing it after
 we oiteh nave wondered what kind of grudge the man who in vented the saxophone had against hu- manity.
 Absent-mindedness developes after man borrows money, never before.
 According to law a man is inno- cent until proven guilty, but accord. Ing to the gossipy neighbor women no man is ever innocent.
 We often have wondered if the boss. who is such a tyrant at the orfice, isn't just trying to give his employees a little taste of what he has to put up with at home
 "A lot of old hens always attend a public auction, not to buy anything. put just to see what lot of foo, Junk the mans wife has collected.
 We are in doubt about what a lot
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE. Juneau, Alaska. September 29, 1921. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that Harry Musgrif of Hoonah, Alaska, has submitted final three year proof in support of his homestead entry serial 041G1, made in the United States Land Office, at Juneau, Alaska, on January 20, 1920, for lands embraced in H. E. Survey 132, new series No. 1854, situated F mile south of the mouth of Game Creek, Port Frederick, Chichagoff Island. in Lat. 5S' O4' N. Long. 1350 2S' w. and more particularly de- scribed as follows:e
 Commencing at Cor. No. 1, M. c. on the line of ordinary high water of Game Creek, whence U. S. l.. M Mo-. 131, F. S., bears N. 4' 03' E. 371S chs, and w. c. cor. bears S. 39'
 15' E. OPP chs, Thence s. 39'
 15' E. 6.2O chs. to Cor. No. 2, thence s. 45" 15' w. 11.02 chs. to Cor No. 3, thence s. 72' 32' E. 1236 chs. to Cor. No. 4,
 thence s. 24' 41' W. 22.95 chs.
 to Cor. No. 5, thence N. 40'
 49' W. 3.4S chs. to Cor. No. 6
 M. c. on the line of ordinary high water of Game Creek, thence meandering Game Creek as follows: CD N. 17' 0O' F..
 3.90 chs. CD N. 53' 00 w. $40 chs. (3) s. Ss' 45' W. 4.l0 chs. (4) N. 30 O0' w. 4.S0 chs.
 (5) N 3So 15' E. 2.SO chs. (6)
 N. 4S' 45' F. 4.50 chs. CD N.
 17' 15' E. 3.90 chs. ts) N. 43'
 43' w. 3.SO chs. (9) N. 49' 0O' w. 40 chs. f10) N. 35' 45' w. 800 chs. (1D N. 50' 45' E.
 500 chs. CPD s. 84' 15' E.
 $50 chs. (13) N. 47' 57' B. 4.26 chs. to Cor. No. 1 the place of beginning. containing an area of 32.68 acres. Magnetic variation 29' 48, E.
 FRANK A. BOYLE, Register First publication. Oct 12. 1921. Last publication. Dec 12. 1921.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
Natural

An stahted fo' de station
 Fo' to ketch de latest train. De win she am a-blowin'
 En da rain am rainin' rain. An sprinted fo' de platfo'm
 Lax a rocket when she whiz, But dat trains a-spittin' cindahs
 Bout a mile f'om wha An is! Ah'm a good old hahd-shell Baptis',
 But An isn't any sham, So you-all know An cussed dat trair
 'Twell An couldn't cutt a damn.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
Why Men Propose

Because love is blind.
 Because so few heed the advice to look before you leap
 Because wisdom comes, not with age, but after marriage.
 Because when man falls in love he becomes irresponsible.
 Because the girl makes him.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30

Archibald Hurd, naval expert for the London Tele- graph has figured that the acceptance of Secretary Hughes naval reduction plan would the United States, Great Britan and Japan naval programs already contemplated, s1,461 900 000 That is thing that is worth considering in itself The potential savings of the Washington Conference are vastly greater however. Suppose it should the world q war!
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
Pa Makes a Guess

Pa, what were the Hanging Gar dens of Babylon?" asked Willie.
 Dunno, my son, but l guess they must have been the place where the Tom Watson of those days discov- cred they were hanging doughboys without trial"
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
Watson. Whaddv5 Make ot

Watson, Whaddya Make of This?.
 They often speak of sober sec 5nd thought, don't they?'
 Yes Why?'
 "Oh, nothing. But was just won- dering if that means the first thought was full of moonshine.'
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30

holders of the states longer afford them, and they are selling them to people who make them income producing instead of income consuming. It is said that land be purchased in England and parts of Scotland less cost than similar lands in America.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
Fool Cues stions

c. B. G. asks if the disarmament conference will attempt to abolish the mailchutes. We think it would be better for them to try to abolish the new fad of shooting the males.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
No Such Luck

"Oh, goody," exclaimed Mrs. Brown Tt says here that clothes for Easter will be a third cheaper
 Probably only means they will be third more off" snorted Brown, who knew they were more apt to re- duce the quantity than the price.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
As Long as He Could Stand Her?

(Berwyn Qn) Beacon.)
 Mrs. Arthur Edwards drove her cousin, Mrs. Arthur Brinkwalter, home to Hyde Park on Friday of last week. She had been visiting here for about a week
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30

of the modern garments are meant for, but we are pretty thoroughly convinced pajanas were never in tended to be worn at evening parties.
 That part of the population that failed to make any money out of war babies appears to have turned to bootlegging to get it's share of the filthy lucre
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
ALUNIrC1 e NNSv VEVUUR % By ~
 FAM tisiA

Observations of Oldest Inhabitant
 I kin remember when all the fur niture in the living room was up holstered in cold, black horsehair.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
Correct!

Mother, where is the womans page in the paper?" asked the small daughter.
 ''fhesfront page, my dear" her did answered. 'That is where all the latest scandals are played up'
 If 1t Fits
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
Daily Sentence Sermon

When you air your views be care ful that you do not give them cold by exposing them to a chilly recep- tion.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
Usual Cold Weather Diet

The fall is here, Pm tired of greens; think I'll try A plate of beans.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
News of the Names Club

Edward Gaines and Ruth Haven of Jeffersonville, Ind, were married last week Ed gained his Haven all right, and here's hoping it is one of rest. HAii1.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
He May Be Riuht. at That

G. H. l.. thinks chin music is produced by playing on words.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
We'd Say That Is the Place for Hin

(Harvard Alumni Bulletin.) James C. Fyshe, Med. 05-06, has changed his address to Waterhole, Alberta, Canada.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30
There's No End To These!

You talk of funny motions,
 'Tis debated off and, on Just where did Port Land
 And where has Ore Gone?-R. M.
The Alaska daily empire., 1921-11-30

Mrs. Winiford Mason Huck, from Illinois, who is a candidate for the position of Congressman- at-Large from that State.
 Select your Christmas cards now at Cartwright's. -adv.