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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
HUBBY AT THE cooKsTovE
Some Excellent Reasons Advanced
Why Head Of the House Should
Know How to Prepare Food.

Cooking has been added to the cur
vania State college. Cooking is some
thing that all men should know some
thing about.
Some men should know all about It.
Particularly should married men
have the necessary knowledge so that
in the pinch they can escallop pan
of potatoes or stir up a mess Of fluffy
biscuits.
There is no telling when the good
wife may be absent from home at meal
time.
AS time goes on the legitimate rea-
sons for this are growing.
And what is more pleasing to the av-
erage wife than to return from the
bridge party or the polling place, a
trile late, perhaps, and worried for
fear that she'll not be able to have
dinner on the dot-what is more pleas
ing than to be greeted at the door by
the man Of the house, all uniformed
up In a long overall apron, a dab of
-four on his beaming countenance, stir
ring for dear life at bowl Of embryo
drop biscuitsl
And the teakettle steaming its heart
QUIT
And the smell Of burning beefsteak
permeating the otherwise hopeful at
mosphere2
Man should know how to cook st.
Joseph Gazette.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
KNEW WHEN THEY HAD BITE
Traveller Tells Of Rats Who Used
Their Tails az FlshlInes to
Catch Crabs.

Captain Moncton in his expert
ences Of New Guinea Resident Mag
istrate," relates the following incl
dent: Having landed on an utterly
barren island formed Of coral rock
and destitute of all vegetation, he
found 1t to be the home Of an enor-
nous number of rats. There was no
trace Of other animal life, and 1t was
impossible to imagine how, except by
continual preying upon one another, 1t
was possible for these rats to subsist.
while seated at the waters edge,
turning over the problem In his mind,
he noticed some Of the rats going
down to the edge Of the reef-lank,
hungry-looking creatures they were,
with pink, naked tails. He stopped
on the point of throwing Jumps of
coral at them, out Of curiosity to see
what they meant to do. His curiosity
was soon gratlfied. Rat after rat
picked a fiattish place and, sQuatting
on the edge, dangled Its tail in the
water.
Presently one rat gave a violent
leap Of yard, landing well clear of
tho water, and with crab clinging to
Its tail. Turning around, the rat
grabbed the crab and devoured 1t, and
then returned to the stone. Other
rats were seen repeating the perform
ance."
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
MaeaulaX sllencad Critics.

Macaulay was victim to the habit
Of reading In bed. When going the
northern circuit as newly hedged
barrister, an old kings counsel stay
ing In the same hotel with him no
ticed that Macaulay carefully picked
out the longest candle as the members
Of the mess were retiring for the
night. HE demonstrated with him."
says Sir George Trevelyan, ION the
danger of reading in bed, upon which
Macaulay replied with immense rapid
ity Of utterance: L always read In
bed at home; and If am not afraid
Of committing parriclde and matricide
and fratlcide, can hardly be expected
to pay any special regard to the lives
Of the bagmen Of Leeds And, so
saying, he left his hearers staring at
one another, and marched OFF to his
ROOM"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
Man Shoulders Not Level.

To the majority Of persons the state
ment that their shoulders are not Of
the same height will come as a sur
prise, but tallors know that almost in
varlably the left shoulder is higher
than the right.
If a baby's shoulders are measured
1t will be found that they are exactly
even. That they do not remain so is
blamed upon parents, who as a rule
lead their young and growing children
by the left hand.
This is natural manner OF leading
the child, and 1t shields 1t from bumps
Of persons met in their walks, but the
muscles and bones are thus continual
ly raised and In the end drawn per-
manently out Of position, although the
change is so slight that 1t is not notice
able unless accurate measurements are
taken.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
Rose Always Loved,

The rose has been a favorite from
earliest times. So deep hold has 1t
on the affections Of the people that
1t is often spoken Of as the queen of
flowers" 1t has figured in the lltera-
ture of all ages and all nations. Peo-
pie in all stations of life yield homage
to its beauty of form and color and
to its delicious fragrance. 1t is loved
by poor and rich alike. 1t is grown in
the dOoryards Of the least pretentious
cottages, where often the occupants
are stinted In food and raiment, as
well as on the grounds of large es-
tates, where abound the choicest
things that money can buy. 1t is also
grown in immense quantities under
glass and is the most popular winter
cut flower for all occasions.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
Envptlan neooratIv. Idsas.

Experts tell us that in the decora-
ton Of furniture the Egyptian cabinet
maker never yelled construction. He
obeyed the sound principle and precept
that decoration should spring from
construction, and not construction
from decoration.
Elements of ornament apparently
were the same in private as In public
buildings. These elements were the
lotus and papyrus flowers, the palm
branch and the feathers Of birds, as
well as number of geometrical pat
terms derived from primitive arts of
weaving and plating The simple or
complex treatment Of lotus and pa
pyrus flowers, buds, leaves and stems,
1t is asserted, made the Egyptian sys-
TEN Of mural decoration rich, varied
and glowing, as well as thoroughly in
harmony with the scale Of color set
by nature in the Nile valley.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
TRACE INSTITUTION TO ADAM
Ancient and Honorable Order Of Hen
pecked Husbands Claims First
Man Was Chairman.

Easter Monday is the henpecked
husbands day in Yorkshire, and the
members of the Ancient and Honor
able Order Of Henpecked Husbands
held high revel together in hillside vii
lagos, says the London Morning Post.
The club is one of those freak in
sdtutions established In pure fun,
though the members do declare that 1t
dates from Adam, who was the first
chairman Of the order.
Really 1t 10 a survival of the days
when freak clubs fourished in the
countryside days Of the Elamites of
Bradford, known locally as the Low
Moor Liars, whose test Of membership
was the ability to drink a quart Of
beer without stopping to take breath,
and to tell q humping lie.
The biggest liar was elected mayor
for the three months following and
had the privilege Of free beer at all
meetings during his term Of once.
Another quaint organization was the
Pudsey Bletherhead Tea club, a body
which, judged by its name, might have
been mistaken for a tea-drinking in
stitutlon, but which declared its OBJ
ject to be the promotion of beer-drink-
ing and the playing Of chess.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
DInner-Plate Pennies.

Some Of the first coins were enor-
nous, the idea apparently being to dis
courage the greedy from attempting
to accumulate and carry around too
many of them. There were copper
coins as large rs dinner plates. This
inconvenient style had to give way to
the demand for smaller and more con-
venient forms of currency, and the
giant pennies soon dwindled in size to
meet the popular demand.
The earliest trace of the use OF gold
as money is to be found In the pic
lures Of the ancient Egyptians weigh
ing in scales heaps of rings Of the
precious metals But there is no actual
record that these rings were known
as coins with fixed value.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
Nails.

A machine for making nails was
patented on May 10. 1924. To America
belongs the distinction of being the
first to make cut nails by machinery.
With the advent Of machlne-cut nails
the household industry Of Matchmaking
rapidly declined. The handmade nail
was pinched in wise, with a portion
projecting; few blows with ham
mer fiattened one end into n head,
which was beaten into n counter sunk
In the wise, in this manner regulating
its size and shape. Nails were also
made by forging on an anvil.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15

NOTICE.
Office Board County Commissioners,
Rockville, Md, June II. 1921
Ordered this day by the Board of County
Commissioners OF Montgomery county that
the bridge over Rock Creek, near the prop
erty Of George E. Hamilton, on the road
leading from Bethesda to Kensington, be
closed TO public travel until further notice.
This bridge Is unsafe for travel and all
persons are herebywarned that they travel
over same at their own risk
JOHN N. LEWIS. Prest.
BERRY Z. CLARK, Clerk.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
Laborlnu Under Difficulties.

There must be something wrong
with the clarinet player in this orches-
ira. Every now and then he blows
sour note"
Hes married to the ingenue. Every
time she kisses anybody ON the stage
he forgets his music"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
For Sale At Kensington Farm

New John Deere Drill,
| Concrete Mixer and Engine,
Superior Corn Planter,
Ayrshire Bull, Q6 months). registered
All bargains.
IS Cords of Pine Wood. SIS l-2 per cord.
Telephone, Washington, North 90S0,
Apt 439.
apr S-4t*
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
humor Superior to Wit.

Wit, bright, rapid and blasting as
the lightning, flashes, strikes and van
ishes In nm instant; humor, warm and
all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes
Its object In genial and abiding
light.-Whipple.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-07-15
NOTICE.

Office Board County Commissioners,
Rockville, Md. April 6. 1920.
Ordered this day by the Board OF County
Commissioners Of Montgomery county that
the Jones mill road from the Rockville
pike to Connecticut avenue be closed to
public travel until further notice. The object
of closing this road is to repair bridge and
culvert on same, and all persons are here
by warned that they travel this road al
their own risk.
JOHN r. LEWIS. Pres't.
BERRY E. CLARK, Clerk.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
Not An Isolated Case
Many Similar cases in chIekasha and
Vicinity

This Chickasha mans ftorT glven
here 81 not an isolated easo by any
mcnns: week after week. year after
year. our nelghhora are telilns slml
lar good news.
A. N. Jennings. Sit Dakota Ave,
chlckasha. says: being a railroad
man for number Of WEARS nut my
kidneys In bad shape. Ny back was
very painful and ridine the train
certainly oaused me much distress.
suffered for weeks AZ = time. and
was mighty well pleased when had
taken a few OF Doan's K'dnoy pms.
for they gave me very much relief
Since then. | have oeyer had 20
take more than few Of Doans
to be relieved Of any symptom Of
kidney trouble"
Price zoe, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for u kidney remedy Tei
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr. Jennings had. Foster Milburn
Co.. MFRS. Buffalo, n. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
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! have to live with myself and 30
! want TO be M lor myself ID know
/ | want TO be able as the daya 40 by
TO look myself straight IN the eye
don't want 10 stand with tho set
tIng sun
And hate myself for the things I've
done:
! don't want TO keep on the close,
shelf
4 wiole iot Of secrets about myself
And fool myself ~ ! come and 20
Into thinking that nobody elsa will
know
The Kind OF q man really am.
| don't want 10 dress myself In .
sham
l want TO 10 out with head erect.
| want TO deserve all mems respect.
Bnt here In The struggle for fame
and pclf.
| want 10 bo able to respect myself.
I don't want 10 look at myself and
know
That ! am bluster and blur. an
empty show.
! never can hide myself from me.
I see what others may never see.
| Know what others may never know,
! never can fool myself. and so
Whatever happens want to be
selfrespecting and conscience free.
Arkansas Thomas Cat.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that sealed
the iCty Clerk Of Chickasha, Okla
homa for the hauling and removal of
garbage from the said city. Such
bids must be filed on or before Feb
ruary 10th, 1921, at 1880 p. m. Bids
may be on forms provided by the
City Clerk. The City Council re-
serves the right to reject all bids.
By order of the City Council Of the
City of CAickasha, Oklahoma.
S. G. DURBIN, Mayor.
(SEAL)--Attest:
J. R. WELLBORN. City Clerk.
3l-10t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
Effects Of Constipation.

Constipation causes a sioppage OF
the sewerage system OF the body
The poisonous refuse matter that
should be carried away IS retained in
the system and often poisons the
blood and causes numerous dis.
orders. No one can afford to neglect
his bowels. A dose OF Chamberlain's
Tablets will afford relief. Avoid
drastic cathartics as they take too
much water out of the system snd
their use is likely to be followed by
constipation. 1928.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
English and Eqqs.

DO you say that your hens sit or
'set?" asked the precise pedagog of
the busy housewife.
1T never matters to me what
say was the quick reply. What
concerns me is to learn when | hear
the hen cackling, whether she is lay
ing or lying, Farm and Flreside.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
DALLAS POSTAL BANDITS
GOT NERVE FROM BOOZE.

Dallas, TexAW. $. scriyner. con-
fessed participating IN the robbery
of United States sub.postofdce here
January II. testi0ing in federal dis
triet eomt IN the trial Of himself,
Albert H. Rowan and Ben Luna.
charged with the robbery, declared
that the men had been drinking whls.
ky before the robbery was commit.
ted.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09

Wa learn that Col Geo. Wyatt,
managing editor Of aio Ardmorelto,
has already ordered new spikcfail
the party" which is to be given in
honor Of Clara.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09

Judge Champion Of Ardmoro has
ruled that The Clara IIamon trial Will
not be- a SHOW" still. there Is moth.
Ink Ia this decision to keep II from
hclns a society function"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
chamberIain's Cough Remedy
Favorite.

Chamberlain Cough Remedy is a
favorite with the mothers of small
children for colds, Group and whoop-
ing cough. It's pleasant taste and the
prompt cures which it effect has
won the good opinion of mothers
everywhere. AS this remedy con
tains no other narcotic it may be
given as confidently to a baby as to
an adult 1928
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
Relaxation.

Il suppose you would be terribly
disappointed if you were not re-
turned to Congress-
I'm not sure replied Senator
Sorghum. Sometimes think it
would be relief to lay off for a
term and criticize the other fellow"
Washington Star.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09

Liquid Borozone is an efficient
healing remedy for human or animal
flesh. It mends Il severe wound. sore,
cut or scratch in the shortest posi-
BILE time. Price, soc, 6Oc and $1.20
Sold by Wren Drug company. 1928
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
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ARCADIA ITEMS.
& + = + + + + + = Z +

Mr.. aud Mrs Elmer vanslet ani
ltile daughter. were guests of Mr.
and Mrs Fred Busch Sunday.
Mr.. aud Mrs ollie Pelton enter.
tanned Mr.. Lauienscalaege and fam.
lily and Anton shafer aud family
Sunday.
The negro minstrel that was held
at Arcadia Friday night was well at
tended netting the sum OF $500.
Miss Irene Dunlap has gone to
take charge OF a school near NARROW.
Some OF those from Arcadia who
attended the show at poccaset Sat.
urday night were Albert Burton and
family Mr.. and Mrs. Tom MeelSs,
M'las Thompson, Mr.. Kysars family
Earl and Chester 0ng's families, Mr..
and Nrs. Elmer Vanyliet and Mr.. and
Mrs. Oliver Spangler
John Gllnn and family, Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert Estes and daughter
Miss Birdie, visited at the home of
Henry Denny Sunday.
MIR. and Mrs. c. Il. Hill of Poe.
caset visited their daughter, Mrs.
Sam Dunlap Sunday.
Hazel Kysar spent Sunday with
Lillian Wing at the home of Mrs. A.
&. Ong.
Carson Brown, of Alex, visited his
father and sister here last week
Miss Addle Duley spent Friday
night with Hazel Kysar
Orlie Cox. the nine-yearold son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Oliver Cox, had two of
his fingers, cut Off and another bad
ly hurt in feed grinder, while help
ing to grind corn last week.
Mrs. Henry Lautenschlager spent
Thursday with Mrs. Albert Burton.
Mr.. and Mrs George Burton have
from the Jim Bradley farm to
the Pete Chasset farm.
Miss Floy Elliott spent Saturday
night with Miss Hazel Kysar.
Mr.. Earl Ong and family spent
the weekend with her brother
Chester Ong and family.
Mrs. Elsie Vanvliet, Mrs. Maggie
spanger, Mrs. Aaron Diehl and FL
mer vanvliet went to Chickasha Sat
urday on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charley Fisher and
son L. D. from Anadarko visited
their father and sister, last week.
chamberlan's Cough Remedy a
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
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ANNOUNCEMENTS =
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chlEr of POLICE

Ben =. Phillips announces that he
Ia a candidate for chief Of police OF
the city OF chickaaha subject to the
DemocralIc primary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
rxPa1ss PAcKAoGrTrs
HOME

HOME
Though with pictures hung and
glded;
Homes not merely four square walls
Home In where affection cills-
Filled With shrlnea the Aeart has
hulldcd.
Charles Swain.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09

4 find that the greatest thing In
the world ~ not 40 much where We
stand as In iho direction we are
moving"
%. W. Holmes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
CHIEF or POLICE.

A. sidney Hancock announces that
he is a candidate for chief Of police
IN the city OF chlckaaha. subject 20
action OF tho Democratic primary. 2
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09

If your head is dizzy on stopping
or rising suddenly and everything
turns black before the eyes, you
have d torpid liver Take Herbine
It is powerful liver regulator
Price G0c. Sold by Wren Drug com
pany. 1913.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09
A STOLEN SMILE 'ER TWO
A Large Contract.

Early Morning Caler-"Dunn &
Grabbit have commissioned me to
collect their little account"
Stoney Broke-"Then | congratu-
late you on getting permanent
job! THE Passing Show (London.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09

While the prosldenielect has been
busy consulting "bcat minds" Mrs
Harding hus been attending 10 more
important matters. She won't shop
ping In New York the other day and
bought dozen or two simple dress.
es for White House wear. II Is safe
to assert that this expedition set
Warren back quite Dit.
stu. We haven't heard OF Mr..
Harding complaining. lie viii draw a
pretty fair salary wien he goes TO
Washington. and anyway. girls viii
be- girls and they must have some
thing to wear
The fact Is that fame isn't an
velvet by any means. It is said that
Mary pickford receives 2G.00O letters
a month from admirers-and fools.
and she keeps half a dozen secretar-
les hired to answer them.
81 Simp says he notices that his
watch always stops when Il runs
down.
One way TO avoid cold feet" is to
walk faster; they 4 freeze as sure as
the dickens il you stand still.
Something will certainly have TO
be done TO stop extrayagant expendi.
lures for education. According to OF.
ficial figures, II is an actual fact that
the teachers of the nation received
about half as much last year as the
cigarette bill amounted to.
How much longer can the down-trod-
den taxpayers afford that heavy
drain on their pocketbooks?
Curiously enough, lhe man who
burns up at least twobiths worth of
tobacco a day. likely as not, will be
seized with commissions If his school
lakes are boosted few dollars.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Charley Fisher and
son L. D. from Anadarko visited
their father and sister, last week
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09

The want ads are the most direct
route to profitable work.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09

II you do not find what you want
listed. try a want ad OF your own.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1921-02-09

Mrs. Elsie Vanvliet, Mrs. Maggie
Spangler, Mrs. Aaron Diehl and FL
mer Vanvliet went to Chickasha Sat
urday ON business.
New Britain herald., 1921-01-22
WOMAN NS. WOMAN.

pu' In Ol lah"ma tho question i~ being asked srould n woman prosecute womnn--sHouid n woman ofRcialIy a proaccntor tnkc charg" of n ,'a.," against another woman accuSod of crime"
 Th> sooner tho difference In SON ccarcs to b0 hroug t up na a cause for arEpment in matters political. eco homie and civir. the sooner the wis dom or folly of placing women on mn equality with mon in ufcs daily rom- tine of affairs will he settled If the women arc ntted. physically and men tally. 10 hold office. there should never arise the question Of aex. There is no more reason 10 question the propricty or tmrroprietv or q woman's prose. CutlnS another woman than there is to doubt the advisabHty of mnn's pgoaecuting another man.
 lt may h" a~EuCd that n woman has a kecncr insight into the working of another woman'A mind than a man could possess. On tho other hand. it may ho argued that woman is dis inclined 10 give fair play to another woman. Tt may hc said that man is more lcnicnt with n woman than ho is with another mar-or the reverse.
 The ConstirItlonal amendment has hocn adoptcd women arc holding of hco. It has seemed to he the wish that women should stand on like footing with men. Let them do so. and let no academic arguments. in which sea figures, interfere with the practical trial of tho plan.
New Britain herald., 1921-01-22

els, at least temporarily. In nearly every line, prices ale marked down. Mems and women's clothing has been offered for what appears to be low sums after the period of imitation from which wC arc emerging. Dol lar Day put WearableS within reach of everyone who had extra cash on hand and today many merchants are of- fcring their stocks at prices that are slaShed deep.
 Genuine regret was felt here yeSter- day when ii became knOwR that Rev. Carlos F.. Jones, former rector of St. Marks Episcopal church., had died, although his friends were aware that his health was not rugged. During his residence here. Rev. MT. Jones made many acquaintances, despite the fact that he was by nature of a retir- ing disposition. He impressed those he met and his flock as well, because of his strong belief in practicing as ne preached. He was studious and at all times self possessed and generally respected and deeply admired by those who enjoyed his confidence.