The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1921-04-23
"NOSEY" SEES ALL
KNOWS ALL

~ SNSS
NTOSEY WAS sitting in the Morals
" Court the other morning listening
to the different cases and he
almost fell out OF his seat when he saw
that society lady who came to Chicago
About three years ago from DiXic.
She was ace high there and Nosey
naturally thought that she was ace high
in society here but the charges that
were made against her in the court that
morning made even the hardened Nosey
blush under his thick coat OF tan Her
case was set for April 10Th and Nosey
will be there. 1t pays to keep up with
those whom you knew in your youth in
BAN. Watch them alter they arrive
in the Windy City if you want to see the
light.
IN LAST Saturday evening Nosey
I was standing at the corner OF 35th
and State Street trying to see which
one OF the gutter Lizards would move
first when he was approached by a pale
faced gent OF the opposite race This
gent whispered in Nosey's ear that he
had raincoat that he would like TO
dispose OF cheap and said You know
how | got it, eh?o with a sly wink.
Nosey drove the slick salesman away
with a word but watched as he went up
to another gent evidently with the same
story. They went under the elevated
and the deal was completed. Three dol
lars changed hands. An hour later the
same gent had another coat Just like the
/ first and disposed" OF it. Nosey fol-
lowed him this time down to his. store
and then concluded that it was only
another game OF selling. People ike 10
think they are buying stolen goods
This guy knows it, Sells more coats
that way than over the counter. The
game is getting popular now because
| Nosey saw one gent trying the same
thing with Woolworth JeWelry and the
same sly wink. The only thing about the
system IS that there are no repeat orders
GONE PEOPLE are saving that il
y is hard to tell the mothers from
the daughters on account of the
short skirts That is a mere trihe COM
pared to the delicate task OF telling the
Father from the h1foti1cfs Nosey tried Il
and was about to give it up when he
detected in the voice Of one OF the beau
TRULY gowned ladies a huskiness that
seemed to mean that the person should
have been in masculine attire Powder,
pant perfume and silk trinkets all went
to make this apparition beautiful and
Nosey would have fallen for the dress
and figure if he had nor caught little
traits that told him. Look out - The
vision kept on its way with Nosey
closely following The two dainty things
came to a church and entered to the
tune OF a wedding march. NoSey was
surprised but the ceremony came off
and this queer thing in ladies' clothes
went through the mock ceremony and
came out The crowd gathered smiled.
Nosey smiled The bride" smiled and
they all passed on. Nosey too.
l. VERY TINE the husband OF that
r pretty little lady who lives in the
Wabash Ave bungalow checks out
Tor his nine day run, the little ladv
sallies forth to see the sights OF Chicago
at night. Nosey saw her in the south
sides most brilliantly lighted cafe the
other night with her friends and in
walked hubby. He tailed to make the
Erun. An old man had taken his head
and he was forced to return He could
not find his wife at home So he decided
to take the night off. We'll. Nosey
smiled when his party met her narty
Both man and vile introduced tbeir
friends and the vile tried to snow b,bby
where her friends were her cone;ns anJ
the hubby in turn INTRODUCED b;5
''cousins"-both Of whom ygere ,,cr,,
pretty. The marty from The, on -
frost" The couSins did not NH, NJ, "@ r. q
party broke M and went fbe;r d;g.-o,,,
ways. The man and his vie aIsa - L.
up the next day alter and tho, ~ IN
their separate wavs Cous;ni !; -. oid w." et,,a
but sometimes if is ver,. bca,.,. 80 7'U''
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L e ently ,nT Tic real LOO, dope on these Dappar
Nosey was slcening inc" ,y;,b H. inc h s9utaslq i
door between his room, ~. aod ''t ~ - e,ie
room in so1fbs;de ro a,,G " - NJ
Loud voices reused him iron, Bic MS oic"
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