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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
We're Strong for weepIess Onion.

I.uther Burbank is WORKING ON a Seed
less watermelon. The Boston Globe sug-
gests squirtless grapefruit. The Lowell
Courier Citizen counters with a squirtless
dill pickle. How about Il roll-less pea!-
Rutland Herald.
Somebody ought to tell Luther that q
squeezless peach Is not wanted.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
Bring on Your Carnegie Medals.

Once more it has been demonstrated
that if one just has the courage one can
do anything. Homer Chenoweth killed IL
skunks in one den recently. which is a
record not only for the number of skunks
TO the hole but for the bravery Of man.
Mr.. Chenoweth collected $50 for the lot
and repined because they would have
brought $50 last year.-Albany Ledger.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
Not New.

81 suppose aviation will bring in
the making of rules in the air."
The theatrical managers have al
ready done that. They have long
been laying out star routes"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

Mr.. Hadley of SALISBURY says that
the bull bill, relative to turning such an
finals into fields or pastures lis no joke. -
1t is certainly no joke to meet one at
large except in the pages of the comic
PAPERS
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
THE WOODS
BY DOUGLAS MAILOCN
JIM.

n r you go to the lake
An you follow the road
AS it turns to the west
OF the mill,
Till you come to a stake
A surveyor has throwed
! Like a knife in the breast
OF the hill. -.
An you follow the track
Till you come to a blaze
BY the side of the same
In limb,
You will light on a shack,
In the timber ways.
i OF a party whose name
1t is Jim.
In a day that is flown,
Mid the great an the grand,
In a time when his hair
Wasn't gray.
He was commonly known
BY a fancier brand
In city back there,
So they say.
But it's Jim, only Jim,
is the name that he gives,
H SON AlappSu " DIlhS
Up the same;
1t is plenty for him
In the woods where he lives,
| Fer the man is the thing,
Not the name.
BY the CLEAN of his eye,
Thet Is steady an clear,
BY the way he will look
At you square,
You will know tibet they lie
Who would make 1t appear
He was maybe a crook
Over there.
In the church / have stood
Heard of preachin' a lot
Thet l never could much
Understand;
An yet never the good =.
From a sermon I got
Thet I got from a clutch
Of his hand.
4 have half an idee
Tibet, If back you could turn
To the start of the trail
For a spell,
Thet a woman you'd see,
Thet a lot you would learn
Thet the regaler talo
1t would tell
Of fellah too fond,
OF a woman too weak,
OF another who came
To her door
Then an endless beyond,
Lips tibet never must speak,
An a man but name -
Eyermore. 4.
II you go to the town :
An you follow the street,
To a mansion of brown
By the glitter an glow
OF the light,
Where the music is sweet
An the lutte whispers low
To the night,
In the dark of a room
At the end of a hall,
Where the visions of old
F'lutter in.
There she sits in the gloom,
She, the Cause of 1t all,
In the midst of her gold
An ner SIN.
If you go to the lake
An you follow the road
AS IL turns to the west
OF the mill,
1lll you come to a stake
A surveyor has throwed
Like a knife in the breast
OF the hill,
An you follow the track
Till you come to a blaze
BY the side Of the same
In limb,
You will light on the shack,
In the timber a ways,
OF a party whose name
1t is Jim.
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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
Thought He'd Conc to STAY.

Uncle Britt Forester was very much
surprised to hear that his son-in-law. Mr.
Mack Morris of Aurora. who recently
went to Colorado. returned to Aurora last
Friday.-Aurora Advertiser.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

Three-thousand young boys of Bing-
hampton, \. Y, have raised S., 425 for
HOover's European relief fund. Taking
age into consideration, few groups have
done better.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
just Looking Over the Roads.

Huntington News.
We hope that when Governor Hardness
said MIR. Bates has been riding up and
down our hills when most of us were in
bed he did not mean to imply the latter
was fond of JOY riding.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

The town of Charlemont has elected a
woman constable. The news item
states that she is the mother of four
children and the active leader of the 500
club. With these qualifications being
constable will probably be but mere play.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
Colder Tomorrow.

Some contributor sends in an item from
Whately which says that Mrs. VIII Strip
entertained the Wide-aWake whist club
last week.
Well, what of it?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
Conservation.

Daddy" Kirk says his old Givyer is
running fine, but he does not run it every
day; has TO alternate. One day he buys
milk and the next day he buys gasoline
Says he can't afford both on the same day
Thomas Cat.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
\ Serious Attack of WanderInst.

This is one fall that | wish / was
Methodist preacher. Maybe they would
have sent me somewhere. If ! go any
where, | will have to be sent for ! can't
go on my own hook.-Adamsville Enter
prise.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
Member Of The AssOcisted Press.

The Associated Press is exclusively en-
titled TO the use for publication of all news
dispatches credited to it and not otherwise
credited in this paper and also ths local news
published herein
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
One Year Ago To-day.

United States senate voted to revive
the peace treaty with Germany.
BY treaty signed at Paris Spitzbergen
was awarded to Norway.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

One economist has figured ont that a
farmers wife earns $1,000 year. She
probably works overtime to get the 81.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
What Shall the Harvest Be-

Frank Evans and Edgar White started
out Monday morning sowing wild oats.
They got through and returned Sunday.
Nevada picayune.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
TO ADVERTISERS.

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Reading notices are published at foot of local
items.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
4 Real POllyanna,

Uncle Billy Edwards is not so well this
week. his feet causing him lots of trouble,
but he keeps cheerful-Jewell Republi-
can.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
We Can Hardly Wait.

Painless dentistry is coming nearer
every day. The price of a set of teeth has
dropped in the two Jewell dental Offices
Jewell Republican.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

Any people in Northern Vermont who
are kicking about their income tax, can
always avoid the same by giving away
their money.-St. Johnsbury Caledonian.
The same thing applies to the south
end
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

Again it has been proven that Mt Mo,
nadnock is not very hospitable to visit.
orS in winter.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

We wonder what is up as Cyrus Weav-
er is seen going east quite often.-Lime-
stone item.
How about this. Cyrus?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

Not one egg broken of 800, 900 sent to
the United States from China which sur
prises Tulip not at all because they were
China eggs
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
CLIPPINGS
With Now q Comment and Then
Only a Caption
Pugl

William Pugh is the new garbage coliec
tor. He calls Tuesdays and Saturdays
Limestone item.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09
The Fatal Number.

Mrs. Maude Lucas has been i'll this
week. Thirteen of her lady friends visited
her last Sunday in the afternoon.-Dan-
Vile Democrat.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

LOST-GrasS rug and ukulele between
Shady Oaks and Fort Dodge. Finder
notify Messenger.-Fort Dodge Messen-
ger.
Any clue to the jug of wine and
Thou?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

Delete the dams from the testimony
of Charles G. Dawes, and what would
you have left?' asks the Boston Trans
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

cript. Even then there would be quite
crop of Hell and Marias.'
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

Why is it the family skeleton always
wears low cut waist to prove her iden-
tity?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-09

The devil is supposed to begin his an
nual vacation today.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-08
S4,5O0,000 ISSUE IF HIGHNAY BONDS ID
 BE OFFERED TODAY

Resolutions will be passed this morning by the board of supervisors authorizing the cIle of S4,500,000 is sue of roaG bonds for the comple- ton of the country's hard road pro- gram. Whel the supervisors last spring accepted the ultimatun of the syndicate wki,h purchased the first issue of bonds when the syndicate was on the point of repudiating their contract, they agreed not to offer for sale the second issue of bonds until Nov. s.
 In passing the resolution offering the bonds for sale the board will au- thoriZe the clerk of the board to ad- vertise for scale. blds on the bonds to be opened Thursday afternoon. Dec. s. at ? o'clock. The board in its resolution will offer the bonds for sale by one of three different meth ods
 The first plan will call for the pur- chasing of the entire quota of bonds. the bonds to re delivered at once and the cash paid upon delivery. The sec ond plan vii call for the bonds to be sold in installments of $500. 900
Arizona republican., 1921-11-08

tion held at Central Christian church, last Sunday night.
 The Roosevelt Neighborhood club held a business session on Wednes- day. There was a large attendance and several important matters were discussed and passed upon. Miss Annie Sanders gave a full and very interesting report of the central dis trict convention Tine club endorsed the resolution presented ty Mrs. H. D. Ross at the convention, to pro- mote better dancing. For that pur- pose the club will sponsor a series of dances. the initial one to be given some Friday night soon in Neighbor- hood House. November 30 was the date set for Husbands night" A competent committee was appointed to look after details. Husbands were asked not to question the wife too closely about the entertainment-she has promised to keep a secret. Mrs. Roland Percy and Mrs. T. J. Grove were hostesses.
 Rev. William Euwin conducted service in Neighborhood Congrega- tional church on Sunday
 Mir. and Mrs. J. R. Whitton have as guests Mrs T. N. Hendrix of Missouri, and MT Whitton's mother.
 A surprise party was given Mrs. Amos Simmons last Sunday by the Simmon families and a few close friends. The occasion was Mrs. Sim mons birthday.
 The Schaefer family came over to the Roeser home on Wednesday night to help Russell Champie show proper appreciation for a large four-layer cake ablaze with 19 candles. which had been made just for him.
 Friends of Mrs. F.. NJ. Tarr will be sorry to hear that her father is very ill Mrs. Tarr is in Los Angeles. She went over two weeks ago in re- sponse to a telegram telling her of her fathers serious illness. Friday afternoon pupils of the third and fourth grades were enter tained by Mrs. Keiser with readings Uncle Remus." The happy bursts of laughter coming from the room ] showed the children's appreciation of l the stories.
 Miss Eva Belle Hutson. teacher of the third grade. was official word | presenter in the spelling match be- l tween the two fifth grades on Fri day afternoon.
 The seventh grade held a class ! meeting on Friday afternoon. J. R. Demming of Crown King, ! John Boetta of Wickenburg, Will liam Owen of Phoenix and H. Graefe were dinner guests on Saturday at l the l.. N. Butler ranch, Evergreen ! Acres.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-08
WELFARE:
 THF THEME IF
 STATF NEE TING
Arizona Board of Congress. Of Mothers and Parent Teacher Associations Is In Session In Phoenix

The state board of Congress of Mothers and Parent Teacher asso- citations went into exective session Monday morning. Nov. 7, at 9 o'clock at the Kenilworth school, Mrs. John Langdon of CIemenceau, state presi- dent, being in the chair. Much old and new business was disposed of at the morning session. A letter was read from Mrs Milton r. Higgins of Washington, D. C., advising the State Congress that the United States had been divided into II regional districts, of which Arizona and New Mexico were one
 All department chairmen reported the success ot tr cir work and a very interesting talk was made by M. T. Phelps, chairman of the ways and means committee in which he graph ically outlined the plan for financing the work of the State Congress.
 The state board adjourned to meet on Tuesday, morning at 10 o'clock at the Wentworth school to formulate plans for the coming years work.
 At the luncheon at noon the mem- bers of the state board were the guests of the local council, a very delightfu' luncheon having been pre- pared by the Scottsdale PIT. A. Mrs. M. T. Phelps, president of the local counci. was toastmaster and a very cordial welcome was given
Arizona republican., 1921-11-08
Royal Easy Chair w eek

This is Royal Easy Chair week, all over the land. This is the week you should select that Royal Easy Chair for Christmas.
 Most always there are not enough Royals to supply the demand during the Holiday season.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-08

of the men and women in our com monwealth,' the governor said
 "Your Industrial Week. which is something of a substitute for the an- nual state fair program, is splendid achievement" he continued. You have done better than the state fair could have done"
 Then the governor told why the state fair program was called off for this year.
 State a Playground
 Our state fair has come to be a playground for entertainment rather than for the education of our citi- zens. I am glad of this opportunity to tell you that less than Is per cent of the people who pass through the gates of the state fair grounds go into the exhibit halls. This lack of interest in what Arizona is doing agriculturally. minerally. and in other lines of endeavor has discouraged the exhibitor he concluded.
 industrial Week marks the pass ing of the business depression and the beginning of an era of renewed prosperity for all Arizona Celora NJ. Stoddard, chairman of the execu- tive committee of Industrial Week, said Tn a few IllIbuuCNOiN ISiidt NS- He acted as chairman of the brief speaking program last night.
 Special Features
 Vaudeville numbers are entertain ment features of activities each af- ternoon and evening. Tie afternoon program begins at 2:30 o'clock with the evening performance starting at s o'clock.
 A long runway in the center of the tent and extending from stage in the rear to the front entrance. Hum mated with footlights. brings the nerformers into close touch with the spectators. All acts are performed on this runway.
 Entertainment features include songs and speciality numbers with a fashion revue as Lne Of the out standing features Majorie Howard of the Mack Sennett studios at Los Angeles: Harry Layton(, another another well known coast performer; Irene Engel. a ballet singer; the F Toyar quarette of Phoenix; Celia Cayanaugh. Viola Dolan, Dollie Mott Helen Nader, Name Layton. Leslie Jackson. all entertainers from vari- ous motion picture studios on the coast.
 Seyenty-two exhibits are included in exposition hall. They represen every important phase of industry in this state. These exhibits have been prepared at considerable cos
Arizona republican., 1921-11-08
NOTES FROM CLASS AND CAMPUS
 OF PHOENIX UNION HIGH SCHOOL

The assembly to be held today in the second period will be a classic affair. Some very interesting stunts have been arranged by the assembly committee. No one can afford to miss this.
 Mir. Lehigh would like to have every member of the Boys Glee club report in the auditorium at S:30 this morning for some very important announcements.
 The first interclass girls volley- ball game will be played at 3:30 this afternoon. The game will be played between the juniors and sophomores, and nearly every girl of the different classes will be out there to root for their class team. Esther Carpenter will lead the girls in yelling.
 About 25 members of the rifle club took advantage of the opportunity to shoot on the range Saturday morn ing. Both the small bore and the Springfield rifles were fired. the former at 50 feet and the latter at 200 yards proneI Leo Seaman, Miles Wedgworth and Joe Denzer each made 49 out of a possible 30 with the small bore rifle. Stanford Raper
Arizona republican., 1921-11-08
MEMBERSHIP DRIVE
 BY YROOSEVE[T

The membership drive for the Roosevelt r. T. A. began Monday, Nov. :. Each grade of the school, forming a company with the teacher captain, will work together to put Roosevelt school first in getting 100 per cent r. T. A. membership, for which a prize is offered by the state organization. The Roosevelt P. T. A. has offered a prize to the first com the individual child getting the larg- est number of members.
 In the aim to make Roosevelt school 100 per cept it is well to know that this means fathers as well as members of the organization. Every parent or guardian of a child in this school should feel that it is to their interest, and to the interest of the child to join the association, whose purpose is to unite the school and home into a stronger and closer re- lationship. The question has been asked, "Is this Parent Teacher asso- ciation just for parents with children in the school?" No. anyone interest ed in the school and children may be active members. For those who do not care to take an active member ship, but would like to support the work there is a sustaining member ship. s10, and associate membership, $1; the active membership fee is 30 cents.
 Mrs. Jay Hyde. Mrs. L. P. Hedg- peth and Mrs. Lucius Butler attended the meeting of the local council of the Parent Teacher association held in Wentworth school on Monday.
 The Christian Endeavor society of the Neighborhood Congregational church attended the county conven-
Arizona republican., 1921-11-08
FUR THE
 ORPHANS GOES
 OVER THE TOP'
Campaign To Raise $500 Deficit of S6,000 Quota Is
 Success-Total of $560 Added To Building Fund

The people of Phoenix once again have responded liberally to worthy call. The $500 deficit of the s6.000 quota which had been assigned to Phoenix for the building fund of the Arizona Children's Home has been wiped off tie siate.
 A total of $500 has been received in this latest drive and this city has upheld it's record of never having failed to contribute it's quota in any campaign. The entire amount of s6.- 900 has been raised and every pledge made by the committee for this city has been fulfilled.
 A very remarkable occurrence has happened in the past two weeks. The committee which had charge of the drive wishes % announce that no workers were in the field and no spe- cial solicitation va carried on. the public being reached through publicity given by The Arizona Republican.
 Thanks to All
 Through the courtesy of the owners of the Rialfo theater, Mrs. C. H. Young on Saturday evening made a few remarks to the audience rela- tive to the drive and announced that small baskets would be passed among the audeince. giving them their last opportunity to help in this worthy cause. The receipts gathered on this occasion amounted to s7433. which really put the quota over the top.
 The committee desires to thank each Individual who has co-operat- ed in making the drive a success: to the public for their liberal donations. | the ladies who devoted their time l to the work: the Elks theater and ! the Rialto the Bainbridge- Earns Stock company; the Rialto theater; Mrs C. IT. Young and the jolly group of high school girls who helped on several occasions; and to the Arizo- na Republican and it's employees who 1 have assisted to make it a success. ! MRS. w. w. EDWARDS, ! Chairman of the Drive for Maricopa County.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-08
Exhibition Of
 Commercial Life
 Or City Attracts
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Arizona republican., 1921-11-08

as the first 1nstallment and s1.000,- 900 of the remaining four install- ments. Under this plan the purchas- CT will accept the first installment not later than Jan. 15, 1922, and the other installments on Feb. 15, May 15, Aug. E and Nov 1. The third plan will call for the purchase of the bonds by separate purchasers in amounts not to be less than S25.OOO in bonds Under this plan the pur- chasers can bid on any number of the bonds from 25 on.
 It is the hope c. the supervisors to dispose of the bonds on Dec. in order that there will be no cessa- tion of the work on the country road program. So far the work has not been halssd by lack of funds. but the contractors are not running full speed.
Arizona republican., 1921-11-08
by Mrs C. P. Hart, to which Mrs. Dangdon graciCusly responded
 Afternoon Program

by Mrs. C. P. Hart to which Mrs' Dangdon gracicusly responded.
 Afternoon Program
 As the program of the afternoon was under ths supervision Of the Home Economics chairman, Mrs. liar ry Hancock, a very interesting talk was made at the luncheon by Miss Randall of the domestic science de- partment Of the Adams school on How Mothers Can Cooperate with Her Daughter in Home Economic Training in the School" Miss Ran dalI is a very pleasing speaker and her talk was well receved.
 Dr. c. c. Cars+en of New York, dl- rector of child welfare work of Amer ica. was next introduced and he said in part; ing one of the first states to get a child welfare board under way. It behooves her to learn by others mis- takes and gradually to develop a complete program"
 He also graphically depicted the in fIuence of environment on child life. He spoke of how in later years Of adolescence instiH into children the home ideals and of how the schools are coming r1ore and more to re-
 
 alize the importance of equipping people for worlds work. Dr. Carsten told his audience that without the oratoricaI side. the cultural side of education lost greatly in value and that each child had a right to ex- pect us to help rather than to re- press in their development.
 Demonstrates Dressmaking
 On the afternoon program Miss Wills, county demonstrator, gave a very interesting demonstration of tho way a home dressmaker can make her equipment, later supplementing her talk with a plea on the value of pure milk in the children's diet.
 A delightful group of songs were sung bZ Mis- Anna Luke, who charmed her audience with her clear soprano
 Mrs. Harry Hancock, state chair man, presided at the afternoon pro- gram and Mrs. Helen Taylor was ac- companfst for the afternoon in the community singing.
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 Lake Erie Is the shallowest of the five great lakes.