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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27
MISS ALICE TO Be
UNIVERSITY GUEST
Agrees to Participate in
Charter Ceremony Here
on February Sth

Miss Alice Robertson congress-
woman-clcCt ~ MuskugCc. who was
president Of the Presbyterian mis-
sion school for girls at Muskogce
which heoAme Henry Kendall col
lege, willingly agreed 80 appear on
the program at the chartcring day
ceremony for the University of
Tulsa, February y, following CON
ference held in Muskogeo Wedncs-
.day with President J. NJ. Gordon
and W. NJ Baker OF this city, a
member of the board u trustees OF
the institution. Mis-, Robertson
VIII be the first speaker at the ccrc-
myry and her subject Will fittingIy
Toe the history and past work OF
Kendall college.
MISC Robertson Oppressed herself
as pleased with the expansion OF
Kendall to university rank and with
the retention of the original name Nv
tho school of arts. She recalled
thot she was the one who cast the
deciding vote when the question OF
removing Kendall college to Tulsa
from Muskogcc was up for decision.
Doctor Gordon and Nj. Baker
also conferred with Gahc Parker.
former Kendall graduate and now
% trustee of the Institution who Tor
some years has been superintendent
ut the five civilized tribes Mr.
Parker will attend tho 'chartering
day exercises February \ and cN-
pressed approval of the endowment
campaign tor S3,OOO,OOO in 3
year," t.. O.. Tighc. superintendent
OF public schools tn Muskogce Will
also attend tho exercises while on
route 20 the annual state convention
of the oklahoma education assucIa-
/ tlAn t1tlphnIDx f'ltx IL
Moody, new pastor Of the prcshy
terrain church al Muskugco and
+ nephew ot thc famous Dwight /.
MOODY, promised his assistance and
that OF his church In Tulsa uni.
NprsttV'S prpptutn
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27
City Briefs

PETITION for divorce was filed
n district court Wednesday by NJ.
!. Driver against W. II. Driver.
J. G., POWELL aud T.. Clay of
CgNngton, Okla, are here on Dusi-
ness connected with the oil field.
=
". r. MAITLAND Of Muskogec,
vas IN the city yesterday on bust
ntss
". ]. FLESHEE, a former Tulsa
OIL man who now resides In Lex
Hgton, Ky, is in the city for snor'
Say.
DEGREES OF DIVORCE we're
granted in district court Wednesday
10 Charles q. Moore against Rosa
v Moore; Archie W. Hodges agdins,
Ruth L. Hodges.
=
DORSEY HAGAR. formerly .
Tllas geologist, who is now located
10 Los Angeles, Calf, Is here on
business. +. i. Howard, also OF Ios
\ ielcs, is another visitor IN th'
MARRIAGE LICENSES were is
sued to the following Wednesday hS
The CLERK Of the county court: Jane;
A. Kennedy. %, and Ramona Z
Geek, 20, Tulsa; Emilio Mortincz, %
and Emlogia Puente, is, Tulsa.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27
FINE FOR RHEUMATISM
Musterole Loosens Up Those
Stiff Joints-Drives Out Pain

, You'll know why thousands use
Musterolc once you experience the
clad relief il gives.
\'.t a jar at once from the nearest
drug store. II is clean. white oint-
ment, made with the oil Of mustard.
Better than mustard plaster and docs
not blister. Brings ease and comfort
while it is being rubbed on
Musterole is recommended by many
doctors and nurses. Millions of jars arc
used annually for bronchitis, Group, stiff
neck, asthma. neur algis. pleurisy, rheu.
matism, lumbago, pains and aches of the
back or joints. sprsins, sore muscles.
bruises chilblains, frosted feet, colds Of
the chest tit often prevents pneumonia.
35c and G5c jars; hospital size 81 90
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27
HOLD NEGRO FOR LARCENY
tcads Not Guilty to Theft OF FUR
Coat Valued at $3.50,

VIII Calvin. a negro who ran
out from under his overcoat" and
lost his cane when pursued by j. j.
Morrison. driver for the Renberg
company. who saw the negro steal
two packages from the delivery
wagon Monday, entered a plea OF
not guilty 10 a grand larceny charge
before Justice S. G. Maxey Wednes--
day and is in jail under bond OF
$1,000 for preliminary hearing Feb
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27

ago threc doctors
said | had to have
"A serious opera
tion. | had n tu-
NOR, and ulcers
which would gath
er and break. !
had displacement
80 ba dly that ]
could hardly sit
down at times,
and it seemed asst
II suffered every
thing that 4 wo
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27
(Ignty,H stolen.

Two eases of ,Igarcts valued nt
tlGO were stolen from the ware
house Of the Rutrliftc- Sanders
Grocery company. l'1rst and Elgiu.
abuur noon YESTERDAY The robbery
a. o'ttoC.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27
SUFFERED ALL
A WOMAN COULD
Mrs. Meyer Finally Found
Relief and Health in Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound

Orange. Cal. IL always feel very
grateful 10 you, as some twenty years
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27

Mrs. IDA H\NBi RGiI, of
i'i Brauicboro. VI, who says
She never dreamed there was
ANYTHING on earth that would do
what Tnnlac has done for her.
Gains 27 pounds.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27

W. r. MAITLAND Of Muskogec,
vas in the city yesterday on busi-
ness.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27

J. G., POWELL aud T.. Clay of
gnngton, Okla, are here on Dusi-
lCSs connected with tho oil field.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27

PETITION for divorce was filed
n district court Wednesday by NJ,
Z, Driver against W. II. Driver.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1921-01-27

These Prices Stand Good for All This Week
Across Street From City Market
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
New Orleans Entries

RS. race (purse $1,000; Hiawatha Purse ;
tNo-Ysar-old Niles, three turiongs} }-Ogar-
r..L l45. Gentiily. 115: Camilla s.. 115:
IAttie " arlner, 1i5. Evelyn White, 115 F.
Grace e II5.
Second race (purse 81 900: Vanity Purse
liue Lillian, 10; Wedgewood. l04; celtic
Lass. lr4; Loneliness. l04, Ocean Swell.
lN' Gorilla lo4 Joacguina l0t Kehoma.
100. Thin be 1o4; Johns Jmma, lo4: Miss
!. nEta. l9f
Th.Ti race Cpurso $1,000: claiming
;-ree- ar dds ana upward, SIX furongs)
-Picilwick lis. Lads hove. 1lG. sCo.un-
tu!a y; Nice-Chairman, lis. Pastoral
swain. il6; Bobby Allen, 40; 'Title, 109;
E@1;non. ll7. Dr. Carmen. ia; Herald
ago. Esncocas, 10. Also elig lble-Franh
Monroe, IL.
Fourth race (purss $500; the Esplen
ece. four year-olds and upward mile enc
seventy yards)-st. German. 105; Snap
dragon n. 1o4: Bin Bang. 100: Fizer los
r. e-k.l, lQ4; Veteran. l94 Sea Sinner
F'.h race 6purse 81 900: claiming: three
bids and upward. mile )--Iofn Nc
itseart Ii5; Shoot On. 40; Tiibbertygib.
los. Var cub. l12; Master Bill, l1o
L-tafe H. Trooper, 40.
si1th rac- Claiming; purge 81 coo; three
teearh rh5-tpaedy Dear. io7; scioorge Dun
Csn Us. 'Meduss 102; Serbian, l06. Betsy
ln9 susan 81, IS: Adeiaute. I0j, "Judgs
s=seash race (purss $1,000: claiming
f9tf- a7-0lds ana upward; Inie and
Fi1,-entn tnJ-H.ghland Lad. 112; King Nep
1une, lo5 Keep, l0l; Ben Hampson, los
..-a,,ery l90; 'Figer Rose. %; Verify, l07
.tDareatlce allowance claimed.
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
ITip1pity Witchet
Loses Feature
InClose Race
Heavy Favorite Beaten by
Waukeag in Proteus Ham
dicap at Fair Grounds

NEW ORLEANS, Jan. 5.--1t was an
afternoon of surprises at the Fair
Grounds to-day, as only one favorite
came through. and that was when Pic
5or which made its first start since the
louisville meeting, finished in front OF
usdrain and Romeo in the fifth race,
,nils and seventy-yard event, for four,
ysar-olds and upward, for purse OF
$1,000. A., De-
teus Handicap. the feature race, at one
tniIe. for three yearolds and upward
+or y purse Of $500, in which Tippity
Witchet went to the post heavy favor
Sic and was beaten home by auKeag'
carving the colors of {. \. FREEMAN
1ith Ponce in the saddle. Grayson was
third
The results:
FRS. race (purse. 5000 three .ysaT-olds
1-oor.nI-. Il6 tNoariguoz), 70 l. TO
ard { to 6. won. sea cove. ll' (fonce), :
a. IN TO ana ! TO s, second Nirelcss'
sys lBoolStusl. 10 TO !. TO ! and : TO J.
~ ~ Tins. l:ff4-5 Elisabeth May, Mabel
1,ss.,,,ine Magic Castle. Whittie Alice ~
s,sSs SORTING Chance and Damoris also
san.
Second racs (purse. $1,000; olaiiningIfo,u!rT
;ah III &C.. Robinson), II to l. 10 ana
< TO = won; Thursday Nightsr, llS lLyhe
: TO TO . and to D. second; drac', t'',
sta 1l2 tMcTasearD, 60 J.. 20 ~
Vagne, Land. Poultney. Madras Gingham'
Sam Kelly. Riddle Sir John Nergne'
Jav Thuunei, Thunder Blrd ana NaiNa
also IAN
Third race (pursc. $1,000; claiming; four
veer-oids and upward six furlongs) bur
sovns. 1os Rabin). lS to SO 70 and TO
{. Won. He1iah. lo4 (Jayvis). 80 to !. ~ 70
l ana to J. second; Mickey Moore loi
Gtr.e i:ls 40. Galway. Sabretash. Selma
q NJ Lawn Tarascon, Donna Roma,
Kohlnoor. Nice Creek, Valerie West, George
Washington also ran
Fourth race tPorteus Handicap: purse.
q 500: tnree-year-olds ard upward: one
rniiel-Warls lo1 Ponce>, to !, TO
? ana : 70 10. won; Tippity Witchet. l29
(RowAn), TO 8. 10 : and 10 b, second
tirarson eS (Aioorey), II 10 !. 70 l ana
: : s. third. Time. as 81. Rednon'
asner.i Hang, Dancing Spray and Tailor
Maid $50 ran.
rllll race ocountry Club Purse $1,000;
four ear-oi6s and upward; one mile ana
seveutv yarlsl-tictor, 11S (AIda), to :,
10 ma Out. won. Hadrian, 02 (Nrishb
TO - 10 and - 3. second Romeo
I0e troncc}. 30 % (, 10 and to .,
third Time. 1.ts. urGmMond and Tanta-
lls also ran
sixth ruce (purse. $1,000; Claiming
III, -sear-olds and upward; enc milo and
one-slNte h) Day Of Peace, 10. thlne> .
: 70 i. 10 and to s. Won; Serbian 1oe
eCollnsl. q to l. 70 ! and even second
D4ckmate. 2l9 Ci-. Murphy to l. to :
and TO ;. third. Time 1853 -. Paul
Connolly. Douglass s, Queen Blonde. Mary
Erb and Charles A. ByrNe ulso ran
Seventh race (pu~ss. $1,000, claiming
four- -year-olls md upward; one mile and
one-eiehthl-Aztec. lo7 MoOney), Z to I.
3 q / and TO 8, won Ola Nfcl<enAa, 10,
tGre9ory). Il TO Z, 20 and TO 1sec-
ond Walter Turn bow % (Fonce), to J
10 2 AID - +. third. Time, eos -.
Lao, kebo. Narse Margery. War Like
Lady Iongfeuow. Sasin. Arbitrator. old
Rose, Lerena Moss and Plain Blossom also
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
Three Favorites
Score at Havana:
Feature 10 Coe

HAVANA, Jan. 5.-Three favorites.
two long shots and a third choice di-
vlded the purses at Oriental Park to-
day The third event, for thrce-year-
o!ds, was the stellar attraction and il
resulted IN an easy victory for w Z.
0oe's (,e!, ,Mavehona, which won under
W lSon's perfect handling. Bygone
Landed in the place, being one and one
hait lengths in front Of Whippet.
The results:
First race (pursc, s70o; three-vear -o,,l,
and upward, claiming; six rurlongsl
liuntress, 101 lMc1aughiin), z to s, to s
md ana 70 8 Won; Princess Myrtle, IS (Bull-
raven Sea, l03 (BulcrofD. TO I, . TO /
and even, II ird. Time, 1916. George w
rat Accompli. Rhala,nes Eel Coronel, ST.
ietto ana ORemus olso ran.
Second race (purse. 500; three-vaar-
olas ana upward; claiming: slY furlongs)--
9cer pia !, l06 CWi!son), TO l. q to / and
eVen' won; Blanca, 100 GicNens). to l.
81 letcher), to ]. to and 4 to s. third
l'nlo' l16. James, Vim, Natrack Plan
lasenet and White Crown also ran.
a.. Third race (purse, 500: three year olds;
lO2 fWilson), to !. TO s and to g.
Won; BY Gone, 1o4 CDominic). to /, :
I" and even, second; Whppet lO6 o.
r,,asrnesl' !, to |. TO 8 and to 5. third
line. 1903 J 3 Chefa, The Inquirer, DR.
Charles Wells and Huoncc also ran.
Fourth race (pursc, s7Oo; four -year-olds
Snd' S upward; claiming; five and one-half
ilurlongs} }-', ,oldstonc, los (Francis). to
J., . 10 and to 3, won. Marion Hollins
lO' fWilson), TO 7 ! to D and to j.
second; View, lo6 NHuuD. 2 to /, 4 to s
and TO 8, third. Time. :09 4-5. Waking
nr.aM, llomanl fickle Fancy, Red Jacl;
tiill and Langh0rnc also ran.
Fifth race (purso, $500; four -year-olds
and upward; claiming. ELK furlongs)--Just
Fancy, lo2 (Merimee}, 10 s to and
to .. Won; The Pirate, 90 (Wilsonp, II to
l. q 10 and to :, second Mather %
Oullman), to /, 10 and to 5, third
Ilme. 4 20. Allivan Orleans Girl. Tho
Blue Duke, The Belgian III and Runnyven
also ran.
Sixth racc (purse, $500; three ysar-olda
and upward; handicap; ono rnile).Ameri-
e., can Ace, 11G s, tkelsayl. even, to and I
10 and oven, second; Buford, 1l6 Out
Welp, to q, to and 20 S. third
Time. '42 90. Stepson. Night Wind and
MeselCit a 40 ran >-N
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
Lzzy Becomes Serious
will Heed the Waning From District Attorney
BY w. O. Mcclellan

Attorneys Offices getting
knocking Anght
laughing the Mayor, 1r going
oupa them AVID sue them for nchuncns feer has got be
very careful.
"The trouble is that is
funny they
be deer if Mr. wouldn't hard
ofense Give them the Tombtein Cha
they habitualy laughing
the Mayor couldn't do much with them they might
right to Sing Singing cha house and pushed into the electrical chair
OF signs made SO
that the people would know that the Mayor
feer like how Mayor
hai you
would hghtod friends Iy Kaplan
didn't laughing
a Mayor
put City they
them Kovno telling to throw
got all made for him. Give look
WARNING, LOOK
People Taught Mayor in public on account
IS very feller 500 for arrest
conviction of anybody who wouldn't take the Mayor seriously
(Signed) GOOSE
THAT reminds that old getting from
Alice Island him
before he the Mayor in his high old will
laughing and be pnhed My old
good choke you couldn't stop him laughing.
Offices has got to be
careful with them foreign fee like the Prince
which president potz looking
they the steps bust out laugh
which got photographs they
grandfather practically man. think aybe
Mr. Mr.
De Valera off with warning that they shouldn't
right knocking Potz Commits
he to
be told all the time that there is crooks in the city, and that peo %
amt his fault
business, is it?
Koengsten office and hewas hoeng because
felers busted his choint
him if he didn't
the chal house knocking the Poltz
But Moe wouldn't it that Y should keep
moderers the
O, q Poitz Commits ssioner'
CAN right, Moe, told him. should hoer you to- but
don't Mr.
amt nockng said Moe been knocked
with backiohn
'You couldn't explanation nothing
and it would him right if Mr.
to clai.
wauable what
Cubeb Racing Tracks,
the
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06

the U. S. G. A. we can tell him of sew
eral places he can go to and receive
a most cordial welcome, provided he
brings along his 10000 simoleons.
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
Pioneer 5. &. Rewards Boxers

The semi-fnalst Of to-day is the
nain eYenter Of tomorrow. SO 1t is
wlta frankie Edwards, of the East
S.de, ard johnny Curtin, Of Jersey
City Recently they fought the ten
roU1a senI-iinal at the Pioneer Sport
ny Cub and pat up such a hurricane
oa that they were signed up by
3>a,cnmaser Charlie Doessereck for the
sSai bout next SATURDAY night over the
Asteen-round route. In the semi-fnal
of ten rounds Harry Watson will meet
Bolk. Lvone-
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
Courtesy, Thy Name
Is Arn1y When 1t
Comes to Basketball

E'HE Army basketball authorities
Il win the laurel wreath when it
comes to performing a courteous
act. In order that the star New
York University basketball team
may not have any excuses if it is
defeated this year, the Army FIVE
invited the Violet five to practice
on the West Point Court Yesterday
and to witness the Army-Stevens
game afterward. This IS new stuff
in intercollegiate sport.
Coach Ed Thorp Of the Violet
took advantage of the invitation
and took his squad to the academy
yesterday for n workout. Last wear
the cadets were the only quintet to
defeat the locals, and this year the
Violet is going to pass up no
chances Of maintaining a clean
slate.
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
Young Mermaid CHALLENGES

BALTIMORE, Jan. 5.-Miss Ena Pet
tngil, a thirteen-year-o Baltimore
girl who has won numerous prizes in
the yearly swimming contests held by
the local Public Athletic League, has
issued a challenge to race any female
swimmer in the midget class in the
United States up to distance of 100
yards. Miss Pettingill is credited with
having Travelled forty yards in 2l:3
seconds.
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
Womenss Golf Meet i'm Iune

NEW HAVEN, Jan. 5.-Tho ConneCti-
cu1 Women's State golf championship
tournament will be held at the Hart
ford Golf Club in June, it was an
nounccd to-day. The 1920 tournaments
at Shuttle Meadow was won by Miss
Georgisnna Bishop. Of the Brooklawn
club. The newly elected president of
the association is Mrs. John Kellogg,
of Waterbury,
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06

Caldwell TO Run Again

Dave Caldwell, the lanky farmer
sprinter, has come out Of retirement
and will race in the Millrose 600 at
Madison Square Garden on February s.
Dave has two legs on the gold trophy.
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
Binder Stars for Barnard

Barnard School defeated Adelpht
Academy in a one sided basketball
game yesterday afternoon. Th. lscore
was SO to 10. Binder made twelve
goals for the winners. ~s
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
Cadets TrOunce
FIoboken Team
OnCourt, 1928
Dabezies Stars for West
Point Until Put Out of
a Hard Fought G. a M e
Special correspondenr>u5 Tie Tribune

HpectCt COfTeSpONneNt>Cf INc Iftoutc
WEST POINT, N. y, Jan. 5.-Army
athletes resumed sport activities to-
day, after a fortnight's holiday lay-otf,
and signalized their return to the
basketball court by q decisive victory
over Stevens Institute IN one OF the
fastest games played here this season.
The score was AZ to 2S.
The Hoboken collegians went out in
front at the start when Higley snd
hurtz Gagged field goals. But it was
only momentary advantage, fine work
by French and Dabezies knotting the
score at to 4. Thereafter the soldiers
forged to the van, where they stayed
until the end. Az haf-time Army led
q to 13
Dabezies was retired in the first half
Tor too many personal fouls, but not
until he had registered FIVE field goals,
all OF sensational character. Pfeiffers
work was excellent. French, OF football
lame, featured with sensational shoot
ing and fast dribbling For Stevens
Provost's playing at center was COM
mendable.
The lineup:
:, Amy Army (4a> Position stevens l2sl
Dabezies. ..>..... Center Provost
kcssler -.-.........I.G G........... Egger
IteItIer ..,.........-.k K. q. ............ Roth
Goals from field-tTench (3), Vichules
Provost (2l. Bettnau co Goals from foul
.~Pfeiffer, out OF 6 Higley, 4 out Of Z ;
Nurtz, : out Of II. Substitutes -Whitson
, for ,Dabezies Be.tman for Egger: Egger
Tor Roth. Bruno for Egger. Reteree-Toln
Thorp (Colurnhia) rlnplre--E I'd ThorD
(De La salle). Time of halves-30 minutes
New-York tribune., 1921-01-06
Horace Mann Five Wins

The Horace Mann School basketball
team defeated tho All-Hallows quintet
on the Horace Mann court Yesterday
afternoon by score OF 24 to Is. At
The end of the first half Horace Mann
ied by l3 to IL. Smith and Iced
starred for the winners.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-10-14
REAL HUM0RIST OF AMERICA
IN one writers Opinion, the Country
Editor Is Entitled to Honor
Of the Title.

The funniest things which are writ.
ten and printed In this country ure
not written by Irwin Cobb or George
AIDE or Ring Lardner. They are not
written by the professional humorist
or the great newspapers.
They are written by the so-called
country editors and notably by So
called country editors Of Ohio and
Kansas. We hardly think anyone
with real sense Of hunor who reads
large numbers Of newspapers nnd
magazines and modern books will dis.
pute this assertion.
Humor is merely the ability to see
and react understandlngly to the
mirth-provoklng side Of human nature,
which is not the least ample of its
sides. A humorous paragraph may be
grossly exaggerated in It's interpreta-
ton OF human nature. but human ma
ture must be somewhere down near
the bottom Of 1t or it is failure.
This explains why humor Is SO much
more amusing, So much more satisfy
ing than wit. Wit needs no human
nature as its foundation, 1t may be
simply lightning-like play OH mere
words, sufficient to cause Il smile, q
laugh perhaps, but none Of the solid
comfort derived by the discerning from
true humor.-Ohlo State journal.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-10-14
UNFOLDs 4 TERRIBLE TALE
Captain Returning From Voyage to the
Torrid Zone Has Story Of Won
derfui Experience.

A terrible tale Of the torrid zone
was unfolded by Capt. II. H. Terrible
the other day on the arrival Of the
Steamer Denis. which plies between
New York and Manaois, port about
900 miles up the Amazon river. The
skipper vowed by marine and other
saints that never had he seen sights
30 strange, according to the New York
Times.
On river which enlpties Into the
Amazon. near Manaois, he sud he saw
myriads Of electric cells 50 strongly
charged with electricity that the broad
bosom Of the stream was flooded with
light and the crew were able to read
their pocket Bibles by the glow, which
was estimnted at 40 watts per eel.
When seamen brought some of these
high-voltaged cells on deck, Captain
Horrible said, the ships dynanos were
short circuited and there was the dick
ems to pay until the cells were discon-
nected.
But Skipper Terrible hadn't finished.
While the Denis was tied up at the
pier. boy who was working with Il
loading gang fell into the river. The
luminous cells surged around him, and
when he was picked up he was dead.
IA physician who examined the body
said that the lad was the victim of
IAN electric overcharge. Captain Tor
lrib:e brought back with him a sun
lodging monkey, which prowled only
at night. He declared that the simian,
/ Ike an owl, was casual and aputhetic
by day, but when the sun went over
the horizon the monkey had 1920
/ gllns and was an ultra-lively stopper.
Eihe captain took newspaper men into
|lhls cabin, where the pet was kept,
and pulled down tie shades. The sun
sdodSer reacted to the gloom by ap-
Epropriating and Immediately eating
straw kelly recently purchased at con
Siderable outlay BY one of the report
ers
The skipper said that he had pur-
CHASED BRAZILIAN sloth to bring back
10 the United States, but the animal
was too lazy to cat and died on the
way here.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-10-14
Compliment to the Mare.

Talk of automobile drivers being
arrested for violating the speed limit
when they fly up and down the high
ways at 40, so, 60, etc, miles an
hour, drew one day a bit Of REM
iniscence from Captain Thomas L..
Halls Of the United States secret serv-
Ice.
Il remember one time back i'll II
little Ohio town." said the cay tain.
when my father was stopped ~ an
officer of the law because he was
driving his mare more than IL .uiles
an hour"
You was going more than Twelve
miles an hour, said the officer; III
arrest you for speeding"
mo, get up, get up my father
said. That's compliment to the
mare. She can't go II mile. an
hour" Tree Press.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-10-14
LIFE SAVING CORPS
ENROLMENT 10000

Growth Of Red Cross Life Saving
Corps throughout tho country con-
tinucd undated during the last fiscal
year, summary Of the years
achievements by that Red Cross Serv-
Ice shows. There are now 100 Corps
with a total membership Of more than
10000 members, Of which 1,270 arc
sufficiently skilled in the work to act
as examiners. Among the outstanding
achievements Of the Red Cross in this
field during the last year was the or
ganizatiop at the United States Naval
Academy, Annapolis, Of what is pcr-
haps the largest life saving corps In
the world.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-10-14
His Method.

why do you encourage your boy te
send his verses to the magazines? Do
you want him to be poet2"
mo; merely want him to get the
conceit knocked out of him."
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1921-10-14
Reward of Merit

what's the most attractive feature
OF farm life?" asked the city dweller.
Knocking off work OH Saturday and
going TO town in the flivver." said the
truthful asriculturist. - birmingham
Are-Heruld.