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Evening star., 1921-05-28

It As to be hoped that the ex-kaiser
has not entirely abandoned his wood.
chopp&ng, which enabled him to set a
good example at a time when the
wholeAworld needed the honest labor
Of every able bodied man.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

Radical" newspapers that have
been readmitted to the mails are now
human sense and endeavor to build
up subscription list
Evening star., 1921-05-28

1t is necessary for Mr.. Babe Ruth to
cease knocking home runs from time
to time in order to keep his extraordi-
nary gifts from becoming familiar and
commonplace.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

Miners and mine owners are again
in conference in Great Britain. The
pecuharity Of every modern contro-
versy lies chiefly in the material it Of
fers for unlimited debate.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

DIR. Sawyer Is to be congratulated
on the fact that he Is a brigadier gen-
man 1t is his privilege to be seasick
on the Mayflower without having his
Ill luck aggravated by sarcastic com
ment
Evening star., 1921-05-28

College degrees have been awarded
DR.. Einstein without putting him to
the necessity of explaining relativity
so that the professors would under.
stand II.
Evening star., 1921-05-28
SHOOTING STARS.
By pHu.ANDKR JoHNsoU.
Old Man Worry.

Oi0 man "Offy.
Old Man Worry came around the other
day.
He said, Its only foolishness to smile
or sing or play;
The sunshine may be pleasant,
But it's only for the present;
And you may as well get ready for
the clouds all cold and gray"
A Teller with a fiddle heard the things
he had to say.
He set 'em to a tune, an then he
started in to play.
Old Man Worry
Felt his feet begin to hurry.
And pretty soon he laughed and went
a-dancin' on his way.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

BRAND Is compelled to reckon with
the fact that an element Of public
opinion demands temperament in d.
plomacy as well as in art.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

The peace negotiations IN pruaninent
New York divorce circles axeHbstug
constantly Interrupted.
Evening star., 1921-05-28
Husbands and Wives.

Magistrate kochendorfer. after
Eeven years Of listening to the wran-
Cling of unhappy couples in the Long
Island City court, has decided that
seven eighths of the domestic rela-
tions cases are brought about by
selfshness on the part Of the husband.
and he has prescribed commandments
to open the eyes of the lazy business
man to the difficulties OF the average
home maker
Take woman that has started
carly in the morning, worked all" day.
taking care of children. and she is
erouchy at night time, maybe tired to
death. Now IL the husband comes
home with a crouch, too, without
proper understanding OF the work Of
the wife there is likely to be a row."
he observed.
! So, as g. wise magistrate. his code
requires eGring husbands to assist in
the housework, to take care Of the
to bring home candy once week.
The same theory underlies the more
scientific psychological therapy Of Dr..
David Orr Edison, as outlined In ms
Want" Happiness and health. he
holds, are dependent upon what he
calls the balanced ration Of achieve
ment." People must get their daily
portion of praise from those they
love. or else seek 1t In the various ex-
is more costly and far more tickle.
The home making woman is almost
entirely dependent upon her husband
for this sustenance. So spread before
her little psychic meals of praise and
petting as she does dumplings and
apple pies. When there is failure in
the exchange of courtesies and appre-
Citations which make up the balanced
ration both parties are prone to de-
velop a bad case of psychic malnu-
triton, which may a end In nervous
DR.. Edison is the first to admit that
there is nothing new under the sun
especially about husbands. Psyche
analysis, the most sophisticated of
twentieth century sciences, begins
the wise old adage. Feed the brute"
but 1t goes a step further and adds,
Feed the woman."-New York Trib-
une (republican).
It's Women of Peace VS.. Men-of-
war.-Norfolk Virginian-Pilot.
The real White Mans Burden is
War Debt.-Saginaw News-Courier.
There's ono nice thing about your
| enemies: they never borrow money
from you.-Lnn County (Mo.) Bud
get.
| There will be no peace until tho ma
| tions finish chewing their guilds pro
quo.-Columbia Is. C.) Record.
One good thing about a nickel cigar
is that It's usually f1reproof.-Toledo
Blade.
Having exhausted their vocabu-
| 1aries, BRAND and Lloyd George are
probably now trying to do a little
| NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. News.
There are $4,000 divorce suits pend
ing in the courts of Paris. 10 the
world getting Americanized7-C1ev
land Plain Dealer.
Evening star., 1921-05-28
Greater Opportunities.

The days of pirates have passed"
Forever. II Cap'n Kidd were alive
now he wouldn't think of putting to
sea. He'd stay ashore and profiteer. I"
Evening star., 1921-05-28

One good thing about a nickel cigar
is that It's usually fireproof.-Toledo
Blade.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

There will be no peace until tho ma
Quo.-Columbia Is. C.) Record.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

Having exhausted their vocabu-
laries, BRAND and Lloyd George are
probably now trying to do a little
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. News.
Evening star., 1921-05-28
Not Dumb.

Not Dumb.
"Are you fond Of dumb animals?"
YES" replied Mr.. Cumrox. my OBJ.
lection to the pets around the house is
that most Of them are vocalists."
Evening star., 1921-05-28

There are $4,000 divorce suits pend
ing in the courts Of Paris. IL the
world getting Americanized?-Cley
land Plain Dealer.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

Jud Tunkins says a penitentiary un-
der good uplift administration might
be studied with advantage by some Of
the folks who undertake to run hotels.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

There's one nice thing about your
enemies: they never borrow money
from you.-Linn County (Mo.) Bud
get.
Evening star., 1921-05-28
Minds and Speeches.

We honor men Of frankness great.
We are rejoiced to find
The man who does not hesitate
In speaking Of his mind.
Yet thoughtfulness should still prepare
Each utterance that we seek.
We prize the man who shows due caro-
In minding Of his speech.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

The real White Mans Burden is
War Debt.-Saginaw News-Courier.
Evening star., 1921-05-28

It's Women of Peace VS.. Men-of-
war.-Norfolk Virginian-Pilo
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-06-04

..st7..
Ferry No. 8 From Ashton plan
tation right bank to Flagville
right bank the ferry station to at
Flagville right bank TO Ormand
plantation left bank. H.
Terms and Conditions cash on
the spot in United States curren-
cy the purchaser to comply with
all regulations of the Police Jury
F. Schexnaydre
Secty. Police Jury
st. Charles Parish May 16 1921
.Rub-My- Tism is a great pain
killer. Relieves pain and soreness
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sprains
&c Adv.
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SPECIAL NOTICE

Notice is hereby given to the
stockholders of The Bank Of St.
Charles Of Hahnville, La, that
by virtue Of |. resolution Of the
Board OF Directors Of said Bank
adopted at its regular meeting
held on Wednesday May Hth.,
1921, q meeting Of the stockhold-
ers Of The Bank Of st. Charles
OF Hahnville, La. will be held
on Tuesday June 18th, 1921 at
three o'clock r. NJ. for the pur-
nose Of voting on the proposition
u amend Article Nv u the Char
ter Of said Bank 81 as to increase
the Capital Stock Of said Bank
from Fifteen Thousand isis. 00O.)
Dollars to Twenty Five Thousand
1926. 0OO.O0) Dollars by the IS
suance and sale Of one hundred
fl00) new shares Of the par va
luc 81 One Hundred 1900. OOl
Dollars per share,
By Order Of The Board q Di-
rectors. ~ u
II. I.Landry.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-06-04

From January 1916, to October, 1920, We're never
in position to make immediate delivery of Ford cars
Some patient buyers waited many months for their
Fords. Then the situation changed and during Mo-
vember and December, 1920, and January, 1921, we
were able to make prompt delivery.
But the change in conditions which e,hbed to sup
ply the demand in November, December and January
caused the factory close down. with the result that
there is practically stock of materials hand at
the assembly plants from which to build new cars
Our present situation is as follows We have
cars in stock. There is chance that will be
getting q normal supply at airy time within thee
months.
There hundreds of buyers in territory who are
under the impression that they in and drive
out in new chr any day they like it. Production
conditions in other lines have been such create
that general impression, but it isn't of the Ford
situation.
Tasre is only one to delivery of your Ford
car on the day you want it, and that is to ORDER
NOW for delivery any future date you choose
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NOTICE

The Assessment Rolls aIe now
open for inspection for : period
Of twenty days.
r, A. Dubroea.
Assessor.
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n. a;.... - ,vr;t ~ fer; facia. "a
- .,;s... s ~ ,,,. Ho,or.,,,- 2.th Tn.
Att, n;.,~;r. t.o,,, :, aud tnr III. pa.
80, - ., r.h.r,.. II t,,- ahove entitled
"a ,,,,,,,,,.r.d c.,,s. ,v,l, proceed To,
..I, !. ,uhl;c auction at Hahuville Pa
III, - !, CHARLIE. STATE 81 Louisiana at
IL. frout door Of the Court House on
SATURDAY. lime l1th. 1921. at HOO o.
r,rt 4. NJ the following describe
pron-rtv to witt
A certain tract Of land or plantation
situated in the Parish Of ST. Charlie ;
State Of Louisiana OH the west bank of
the Mississippi River at about eighteen
tls). miles above the City OF New Or
leans. known as tue lou'sa la"lAl'on'
fronting one mile more OF less on .ne
Mississippi Niver ana exten4sk oack -,
,;... containing Two Thhusand. Six
Hurdred f26Oo) acres 81 land more or
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Accident


Sunday while en- route to Lu-
ling to say mass, Father Parrot
was injured when his auto vas
hi. by q buggy. the shaft hitting
his arm paining him 50 that he
tainted. He was Immediately TAX
en- to DR.. Donaldson for treas-
ment Although suffering greatly
Father Patriot continued on his
journey to Laling where he said
mass, IN the afternoon Procession
and benediction, and then pro-
|eeeding to Anna conduct funeral
services.
666 has more limitations than
any other Fever Tonic on the
markst, but no one wants imita-
toins. Adv.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-06-04

Mr. and Mrs Walter Lavine are
visiting Mr. Lavine's sister in Wis
consin.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1921-06-04
BASEBALL

Sunday ct Garyville Norco de-
feated the Garyyille niflei in q ten
inning contest resulting ina score
LOT 81.
Month pitched for Norco.
Hyams for Garyville.
Tomorrow Nsrco goes TO Baton
Rouge to play Stancola.
A very large crowd Is expected
10 follow Norco on their journey.
Rub my tim ina pcwerte "a
tiseptic. Cures infected cuts. cid
sores, tetters. etc. ADV.
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BIRTHS

On Wednesday June 25th. born
to Mr.. and Mrs. Paul E. Guillot
a boy.
*.
On Sunday June 18th. born to
Mr.. and Mrs. Alcide Laurent q
girl.
We are proud Of the confidence
doctors, druggists and the public
have in, 666 Chill and FeverTonic
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Local Happenings

Local Happenings
Mr. and Mrs Walter Lavine are
visiting Mr. Lavine's sister in Wis
consin.
The property belonging to the
Estate of Camille Haydel was
bought BY Mr. Dubroca.
666 quickly relieves Constipa-
ton, Biliousness Loss of Appetite
and Headaches. due to Torpid
Liver. Adv.
Monday afternoon the upper
end of the left bank of the Pa
rish was visited by a hail storm
Of short duration.
Have you open an account with
the Bank of 81 Charles? 4 pei
cent ON saving.
Mr.. Albert Robert and Miss
Odette Lorio were married Wed
nesday afternoon at Luling Cha
! pei. Father Parrot officiating.
To the young couple we extend
our best wishes. for q long and
happy voyage on the sea OF ma
ttrimony.'
666 cures Malaria Chills and
Fever, Bilious Fever Colds and Ia
Grippe, or money refunded Adv
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JUDICIAL ADvERrIsENENr
Harry o. Penick
VS.
Jergens H. Harberts

18th Judicial District Court For TIL
Parish OF St. Charles.
No. go
Evening star., 1921-04-17
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
FOR THE. AUTOlNOBIZLS1S

valve and consequently proper opera
tion of the engine with as little noise
from this source as possible. lheTe
must be little play between waive
stems and tappets to allow for ex-
pansion of the metal when it becomes
hot The clearance should be about
the thickness of a visiting card. II
it is much greater than this q tap
ping noise will occur every time the
valve is opened and the ends or the
rods will wear. If clearance is less
the valve will not entirely close when
the metal is heated Adjust valve
rods or tappets only when warm
preferably after a short run.
s. The aluminium piston intended to
fit a certain size of cylinder is made
trif1e smaller than the cast iron
piston because of the greater amount
of expansion of aluminium. The alum
mum piston will expand from three
to eight times as much as that of cast
iron when heated, and IL made the
same diameter would seize within the
cylinder.
7. Although the blowing of a fuse
bly, indicates a defect in the system
sometimes it is due to outside causes
Among, this class of troubles is lamp
bulb broken loose from it's base and
twisted by vibration of the car or by
crossed wires leading into the bulb
iead-in wires and causing short cir
cult will also blow a fuse.
8. Hard steering is caused by misfit
wear or misalignment of parts and
lack of fabrication. Probably the lat
ter is the main cause, the other three
or directly to neglect of fabrication
The main factor in hard steering is
the steering knuckle. which is held
together by large pivot pin. If this
Evening star., 1921-04-17
Answer. to Last Weeks Questions.

.
1. An engine vibrates because all
the parts or forces within it are not
in balance. Certain parts, because :
of their weight. size or stability
vibrate with certain motions. or rates
of speed. while other parts vibrate at
different speeds. When all parts or
forces vibrate in harmony this vibra-
tion is most noticeable to occupants
of car. At other periods and speeds,
the different vibrations counter
balance, so that scarcely any motion
is felt.
9 To test oil for impurities of a
solid nature, add kerosene to a small
quantity of the oil until the mix
ture becomes thin. Then filter through
blotting paper. Wash the paper with
kerosene. The solid matter in the
oil will remain on the paper. Oil
containing such impurities should not
be used. because solid matter closes
up small oil passages in the lubricat-
ing system.
5. Caution should be used when en-
ploying gasoline to clean parts of the
magnetic. AS little as possible should
be used. and then only when absolute
ly necessary. If the magnetic has been
cleaned with gasoline do not put it
into operation as soon as cleaned, be-
cause the average gasoline of today
does not evaporate as readily as gem
orally expected. and e spark occur
ring at the contact breaker may acci
IDENTIFY ignite the cleaning liquid and
cause damage to the car. or at least to
the magnetic. There is an additional
danger of fire when sparkplug wires
are disconnected from plugs. as the
spark in this case intended for plugs
would. OF course. jump across the
safety spark gap at the magnetic.
A. To separate without injury any
small metal parts which have become
tightly rusted together boil them in
linseed oil. Do not boil them over an
open fame, for the oil vapor is apt to
catch fire.
s. 1t is important to maintain the
proper amount of space between valve
stems and pushrods or tappets to al
low the proper functioning of the
Evening star., 1921-04-17

pin is allowed to become dry 1t is a
uLincult ucL matter to move the axle at
the knuckle.
y. Moisture on the distributor cover
or housing usually comes through
the radiator with the cooling air, or
may condense on the housing in
camp weather. The engine breather
pipe Is responsible for the film Of oil
on the distributor cover This cover
or housing should be wiped off occa-
sionaily. for il moisture or oil is al
lowed to remain. it may cause mis-
nrinS OF the engine. due to the cur
rent intended for sparkplugs passing
across the surface from one contact
point to another or to ground
/ 10. The standard size of an auto
mobile tread is 56hs inches. This
tread is the same as the standard
wagon tread.
This Weeks Questions.
l. What is meant by torque, such
as that of an axle or shaft?
2. Why is it better to remove an
engines oil pan to clean it rather
than to pour kerosene into the crank
case and run the engine?
3. How can rust be removed from
Evening star., 1921-04-17

small metal parts?
a. How does the breather pipe
located on the crankcase indicate
the condition of compression within
the cylinders?
5. What precaution should be taken
before removing sparkplus wires
from distributor terminals?
g. Why is a test given a spark
plug outside the engine or in the
open air unsatisfactory?
Evening star., 1921-04-17

:. What are the essential parts Of
a battery ignition system?
s. WHY is an engines power les
sened when it .is not cooled suffi-
ciently?
9. How much gasoline was con-
sumed by automobiies in the United
States during 1920?
10. What part of the clutch will
tend to become noisy if neglected?
Copyright, 1921. Thompson Feature Service
The Washington times., 1921-09-11
BY Gene Fowler

accused Bozo Of embarrassing his wife and leading her
dogs life He forced to allow her to move her bed
from the kennels where he kept the Russian Vodka Hounds
This made Trozy angry although he never heard OF the
incident. aa
An ambush prepared for the DESTROYER OF nome
brews decoy letter. supposed to have been dictated but
not read, by Amelia Gastrs (of the Ammonia Gastrts
family went as follows:
Meet by the front Of the back porch tonight Last
night win not do. It must be tonight love your eyes,
It's lucky you haven't mirror in your home.
BERTHE put his Sunday overas and met himself at the
disappointed place He wasn't that wasn't last night
but he thought it tonight. He mmoraly certain
it wasn't tomorrow night The entire Gastrts family, in
Guiding Grandpa Gastrits, who has whskey cough, but
nothing with which to make it get worse, met him. He
also met by the family broom, couple OF frying pans
and flock of clubs.
Bozo started to The only other thing he could have
done would have been stand still But he never thought
of that then that the Four Equestans took chase
BERTHE, travelling bhely the Mohave, said in small
interview: ....a..
" am running, but not for Congress.
The Washington times., 1921-09-11

When last Bozo playing nonstop express train
the Mohave desert with quarette of cowboys after
him.. He thought they the Four Horsemen of the
Bottle Hips This banez act gave Bozo more exercise
than had had his wife broke her leg and couldn't
kick him a strict training schedule
The first horseman distinguished by megaphone and
loud lungs Razz. The second, who carried lasso
suspicious breath, Punishment The third, who
bestrode black horse, Tar The fourth who carried
the vitas of mattress Feathers. 1t looked like
cinch for the Ibanez entry to win the race. ~
The good old town Of Ammonia always had regarded
Bertrand Bozo harmless freless cooker. But he
got gasoline in his meals somehow, and dgeted So long
he tried to palm off rubber bands tourists bona
fde Ford tires, nobody got that he bedrdden
about it. .."a@A
But when Bozo advertised for the most beautiful girl
in Ammonia the mustard got mixed with the dessert The
grs-who gals" in Ammonia-fel for the contest.
The prize it was announced, public secret.
The first mistake Bozo made not counting the starting
of the contest in telling each gal that she win
From then the Pound neglected It literally
went to the dogs The only dogs that Bozo paid at
The Washington times., 1921-09-11

1t bo my anger every think the admiration I've wasted
on Napoleon Gobad their How do
they were great men Because they wrote books it.
to-day onfdn his greatness the public DO
suppose his picture would be hung ell the schocs More likely
investigator Commute sitn the doorstep when he
milk Instead bein the school the
the air with assistance OF
the telegraph company
Cicero as counsel for investigator COMMITTEE would
the minute he back from Africa
Roman business sttn down read his paper after
his Roman candle would have found out that
whole thing q frost.
JULIUS CAESAR INDICTED ON XVII COUNTS" the
headlnes STATESMAN ALLEGED TO HAVE BEEN SHOOTING
DICE ON RUBICoN INSTEAD OF FIGHTING WHO PAID FOR
GOVERNMENT TUG BOAT USED BY CAESAR AN CLEOPATRA
FER PIcNICs NILE! CICERO. LAWYERS AGENTS
GATHER EVIDENCE HOPES TO BE ABLE TO ACCUSE NUN
OTHER PRoMINANT CITIZENS BEFORE THE HIDES OF
MARCH" ~
Yes ended the privilege Of asassnatn
COMMITTEES taken from public Our great
through the records find out
chances they There's
little readn how the
history brean all their competitors ended their lives by
breakin rock.
yet t here lookn the world from the back
parier strikes we're much than heaps
better than most az =
year your mother look In her rolls
up grabs About that time visit cousin
Joel Milford the explosion though
The Washington times., 1921-09-11

EAH SON:
Every time get through radin the nowadays feel
I'd brick to look snake In the eye
What with Committees Board Of Inquiry grand Jures
ures that amt grand the proverb camel has lot better
life without making the acquaintance of his local gaoler
Vice corruption getin that it amt question OF
but Of finding prosecutors to take Of
the wain list amt indicted least 1t means he amt
standn community the Of the that
hope you'd when youngster the police
Nobody when his About the
only fellows that security these days houp
safecrsckers
It's very depresn remember when
evnn On the front
railroad accident the uncomfortable
details q inside Wimmn Corner gvn
different Of cookn mashed potatoes For
the there the bankruptcy columns the
Of their friends Wills An fer the children there
with offers free list Of the "Evebust
the first prodigy what could find 27 heads of George Washinton
what wasn't there.
All the papers nowadays destroy
my fellow always suspected it's dislusionn
right Characters that took to is bn
overnight investigator Committees tumbing
the honor Of ben the first send %
safe fer well known Is
Of these committees hisseh .~,
It's discouragin
don't dare good word about nowadays till
the papers Every mornn it's the thing Popaler Preacher
The Washington times., 1921-09-11
ACCOMPLISHMENTS of Infamous Persons

heard the the blow blocks When asked
Juvenile judge why he had owbsed the the skull
he answered that he wanted to what the inside
Assured His Honor that there Is nothing the inside Of
poemans the prodigy replied that he knew that all the while
had nquve what inside cocoanu
Reaching the sarakng Joe commenced look about for
vaults He well remembered his first job which he committed
his cellar when he his brothers dime savings bank and
with worked easily he decided that when
grew he would sabower and instead Of working eight
day maneatng trade he would just toll couple
night rob banks stores widows orphans
and children.
He could climb porch with his shoes Off As second
worker and sleek eel He'd rob
when the home II he could help IT, But he
driven to It he unhesangy killed all the dwe choke the
bird wung the head off by its tail and everything the
shack excepting the wall paper
Of these joyful efrands winters night that he let
curiosity get careless with his safety had
with nights still ahead Of him and in this instance there
his rng with small booty entaled