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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-11-25
NnIFFERENT sWEARER.

INDIFFERENT SW EARER.
$50 you played golf on earth?" asked st.
Peter of the applicant for harp and a halo.
eyes"
Hum. I'll have to look into your record
little more closely"
81 think know what is in your mind" said
the applicant land can truthfully say was
no good at the language"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-11-25
LOVES FORMER HOME

IT love to visit Birmingham and then,'
said Mrs. John E. Miles of Columbiana. 81
raised my children here and spent many happy
years in Birmingham with my late husband
and his brothers, George, Frank and Robert
J. Miles, all of whom were greatly interested
in the First Baptist church in the early days.
Ny sister-in-law, Mrs. Frank Miles, is one of
the charter members of that congregation.
Spending most of the time in smaller
place like Columbiana, l believe one gets a
superior Installation of what Birmingham is
doing and how it is growing by being absent
at sufficient intervals to notice the growth
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-11-25
GOING TO BOSTON

Members of the Junior Chamber of Com
merce regret to learn that O. L. Goodfriend
leaves Saturday for Boston, where he is to hold
a higher position with the Gerlach-Barl
company" said Charles F. Warn. ~"Mr. Good
friend as chairman of the entertainment COM
mittee of the chamber, saw that the chamber
luncheons had excellent music and other taste
full features. He is an all-around useful MEM
Der, and while we are glad to know that he
had been promoted, we hate to see him leave
Birmingham
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-11-25
FORMER BIRMINGHAM SINGER

81 can't refrain from sending line to my
old home town, Birmingham, to say that have
read with much pleasure in Musical Amer
lea about the All Star Concerts of which my
friends, Mrs. Richard F. Johnston and Mrs Or
line A. Shipman, are the managers" writes
Mrs. Ray Eberson, who is pleasantly recalled
here as one of Birmingham's most gifted sing
ers, formerly Mrs. H. H. Sinnige. 81 congratu-
late Birmingham upon the splendid attractions
the fAll Star Concerts are presenting. l am
living in Texarkana, Tex, and presenting musi-
cal celebrities myself and also singing and
teaching. l was singing in Italy when the war
started and got back to the states as soon as
possible and took up my residence in my old
home, where have given the people good music
and at the same time kept up my own vocal
work. l think often of Birmingham with great
affection, and the many happy days I spent
there in the past years." -
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-11-25
LETTER AND CARTOON TO WILSON

81 recently sent to former President Wood
row Wilson copy of Harpers Age-Herald car
toon of November ID, together with letter
of my assurance of esteem" said L. P. Hill,
editor of the Ensley Enterprise.
Mr.. John Randolph Boiling, Mr.. Wilson's
secretary, has written cordial letter
of acknowledgment, in which he says:
" Mr.. Wilson asks me to express to you the
qualification with which he read your gen
erous message of November IL, and the car
toon which you so thoughtfully inclosed.'"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-11-25
IN HOTEL LOBBIES
AND ELSEWHERE
OLD FRIENDS MEET

Thomas W. Phifer of New York, and Olaf
Lamm, royal Swedish general consul, are old
friends, having been associated during the
war, when Mr.. Phifer was director Of the bu-
reau of transportation of the foreign trade
board and Mr.. Lamm was acting for Swedish
shipping interests
Our chance meeting in Birmingham was
quite unique" said Mr.. Phifer 81 was talk
ing with others in the lobby of the Tutwiler
when my friend, Richard F. Johnston, of The
Age-Herald, happened to mention to me that
he was about to have a chat with the big
gest man he had ever SEEM With that Mr..
Johnston showed me Mr.. Lamm's card.
81 had no idea Mr.. Lamm was within thou
sand miles of Birmingham. Result of the
chance mention of Mr.. Lamm was that was
able to renew very warm friendship with
charming gentleman. Mr.. Lamm displayed con-
spicuous ability in handling the ship
ping affairs of Sweden during the war, and
was besides about the most attractive person
atty with whom our board had to DEAL"
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26
Resolutions Of ReSpec.

We. yeur committee appointed :,
prepare ana submit resolutions -,,or
the death OF Mrs. w. A. Wikirsgr Of
Shreveport.
Resolved, tina, the Natchitoci.e, le:.-
que of Woman Voters deeply depinres
! her loss as one of the most aclIve
workers and guiding hands in the or
ganlzation OF women in the interest
! OF equal rights and every thing per
| tanning to the uplift Of her Sex. an. il
| her death the Cause has lost one OF rs
| best and HluS, earnest workers. AS
she was no. only woman of unusual
ability and brilliant mind, but broad
and just, firm IN her convictions, toi.--
teous and fair to all; an inspiring and
dependable leader OF rare tac: and
charm.
Resolved, that as public leade- ner
death is regretted, but as wife, sister,
daughter and friend her death is deep
ly deplored by Natchitoches, winch
with the state at large has sustained
an incaicuable lvss, so
Be it resolved, that sympathy ~ ex-
pressed to the bereaved family that a
copy OF these resolutions be sen: to
them. to the papers and spread upon
the minutes of the NatchiIoches Lea
que OF Woman Voters.
MRS, c. l.. BREAZEALE.
MRS. C. v. PORTER,
MRS. D. C. SCARBOROUGH
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26
Women on School Boards

WINFIELD seemingly does not do
things by halves nor in grudging man.
ner. At a mass meeting last week,
the citizens named three women out of
q total of nine on the local school board.
In every community, women are the
mainstays of the schools, and the sue
cess of the schools in larger measure
depends upon their interest. In many
Of them the mothers Of the pupils at
tending school are organized into clubs
10 furnish comforts and convemences
which the school funds do not provide,
and in voting additional taxes for school
maintenance. women property owners
in past years have almost invariably
voted solidly on the right side. Put
ting women on schOo! boards is not
matter of justice or political recogni-
ton in Louisiana; it is policy which
places the schools partly in the hands
Of those who show the iiyeliest and
most practical interest in their welfare.
Item.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26

Among Us mOrtaIs are the men
and women who figure that every
body IS against them and that
everything is wrong with the world.
Of course this isn't true. The
great bulk of people are necessari-
ly Indifferent to the great bulk of
other people. There are very few
men who at heart do not want to
See other men get along. There
are very few women who are mean
enough to want to see other women
unhappy or unsuccessful. Almost
everybody who has got,en any,
where realizes that other people
have given him a great deal of
helm. and almost everybody who
has gotten anywhere is willing to
give a world of xdvic, or q little
lift to other people. But people
whose lives are full of intolerance.
hate and ignorance: peo-
pie who cultivate preiudices. who
lnsis; that the world is against
Them. can not expect the world to
pay them back in any other coin
for as they SOW, they reap.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26

The editor is in receipt of the
following clipped from one of the
state papers with a request for
publication. as the sender has been
and is daily sufferer and he
hopes that the nod will be rs good
as the wink, etc.
Trees are beautiful-yes and
such q nuisance too Did you
ever in your whole life see the
like of its Umbrellas-hats, why
nothing is safe from the over.
hanging branches. Has it ever
occurred to some that Others must
pass under trees9 Well, this kick
should be soft pedaIed don't you
think sos Well. we have to buy
new hats, aad if the trees are in
the way take off your hat.''
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26

Someone remarked. that there
was q time when a man had to 90
thru q lot of red tape before he
could kiss a girl, whereupon Aby
replied; that's true Lake, but
the difference between now and
then is today he has to go thru a
layer of paint
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26

Artificial arms aud legs were
used in Egypt as early as 700 B.
c., it has been found, made by the
priests who were the physicians
and surgeons of those days in tn e
land of the Nile, and they were
we'll onstructed.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26
Taking Notice of the Farme :

} For the first time in many years tt
, farmers and their organizations are a :.
tracing the earnest attention of tt
political and of organized industry
The organized farmers are beginnin, :,
to be taken seriously. Political leader
see IN them balance of power stuff
cient to control elections and decide the
! fate OF many ambitious leaders, Ir-
dustriai leaders express fear of a
monopoly Of foodstufGs and slow star
walton for the masses unless they pa
exorbitant prices which viii! be dictated
by the sales managers OF the farmers
AS evidence Of this fear we quote fror,
Industry" a magazine published b.
Henry Harry Lewis. Washington, 3.
c. MIR. Lewis says:
1.-The Farm Bureau Federation Wa
born less than year ago. Today !.
claims membership exceeding 800,
O0U farmers. The total annual incom4
OF the Federation and its locals is sal
to be more than SIS, OOO, 600. 1t is req
resented in practically every State y
the Union. Farmers everywhere, TO-
reasons already Set forth, are eager
enrolling in its ranks. And within the
past month this new force in America
economics mas launched a movemer-
which may well prove of direct menace
to the whole people.
''There is no question that this prot
lem may mean possible future CO..
troll OF the cOuntry's food products by
a small group of leaders who hold !.
their hands power which the Amer
can people have persistently refused 10
give even to the Federal Governmen.
itself.
The farmer, as an individual, or IS
an organization, has never yet demaE-
ed or received more than he has justly
earned. He has been fortunate in ha7-
ing one profitable year out of a decade.
Today he is confronted bv a cold
blooded, matter-of-fact condition and
as last resort he is seeking refuge m
For many years it has been said that
farmers cid not apply business prinsl-
Piles to their farming. but produced
without knowing how to sell. Ncy
that they are taking the advice SO often
given there are some who are afraid
that producers will also become sales
men. and like manufacturers, insist n
a fair return for their labor and invest
ment.
The countru as a whole need have no
fear of shortage of food because of
under production nor of monopolis:c
prices should the farmer succeed n
gaining control Of his own products.
All the farmer has ever asked is far
profit and that is all that he is asking
1ow.-Farm and Ranch.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26

The wOrli's highest peak lies n
Tibet, north of the British Indian
border and has never been az
preached nearer than SO miles
from itsbase. as far as known.
However q young English soldier
explorer will attempt to reach lts
summit this summer.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26

\ Red Stick statistician com D !
ties the cost of every speec!, deIlv-
cred in the Constitutional Convea-
ton at $50 a minute, which is
merely the direct cost.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26

Mexicans regard Tuesday as an
unlucky day for weddings while
in Scotland nine out of ten wei
dings are celebrated on Fridays.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26
NOTICE

Having been convicted Of ralrder. |
am applying for a pardon.
FLEMING CROSS.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26

Admiral Psrrv's flagship, The
Niagara is still in existence in
pretty good shape, in its dock at
Erie, Pa.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26

The acts of the English Parlia-
ment go back to 1885; the Scotch
to 1430 and Irish to 1910.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26
Money Made Retaining Oil Wells

The average utter that produces
ard
enough for its There several
esseHy OF OIL One
screen the bottom Of the well that gradually ohies the
Oil This
shafts off the oil and its reaching the and
Then parafne
the
There thousands OF pumped out oil wells
the oil is left underground
been out be
brought back life and made quantities.
This called the ROPA PROCESS PROCESS
fluid forced wells which cleans inside
dssove
Oil will hw freely and pumped to the earths surface THE
is PROVEN
clean out old well and put paying basis 1t
short time
viii! par THIS
Is GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.
Reclamation Oil Producing Co. of Okla.
3l6 Carondelet Street, New Orleans,
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1921-05-26

EmDoria, Kansas claims the dis
function of having more automo-
biles than families within her gates
\ Pittshurg plant has a cafeSer-
ia which feeds 1900 of its employ
es in an hour.
Women in Porto Rico are not
permitted to vote but may hold
public office.
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24

WANTED-2OO to 800 acre farm
Share or money rent. Fall delivery
preferred. Address FARMER.
Care of J. B. Moore,
st. Georges, Del.
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24

New and Old Wheat wanted on or
ders. Phones s AMI IL.
- JESSE L. SHEPHERD
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24
MlDDLR1OWN, DEL, SEPTEMBER z4th, 1921
LET U. S. SHAPE OWN POLICIES

of the Shipping Board
VA declare that much of the opposi-
ton to the sale of the wooden ships at
So, 100 each was due to British shipping
interests who do not want to see the
wooden ships put into commission there
by creating further competition. 1t is
understood that the ships are to 60 to
the Ship Construction and Trading
Company Of New York City. The price
was discouragingly low, but it was
necessary to rid the Government OF the
ships as they were costing huge sum
in upkeep. The fact that British
interests were attempting to prevent
the sale indicates how busy those
interests are in this country in their
attempt to discourage an American
merchant marine. When the discussion
of the Jones amendment to the tariff
bill, providing for discriminatory rates
on goods entering in foreign vessels
comes up for debate, these British
interests will again be seen fighting it
tooth and nail. And those interests
must be beaten.
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24
RESULTS OF COOPERATION

TN a small town in North Carolina a
1 tent tabernacle was destroyed by a
storm and the citizens Of the town got
together and built wooden tabernacle,
with seating capacity of 1900, in one
day. The tabernacle was used for q
meeting the evening of that day. That
shows what can be done when all work
together. Now if the whole nation
would 90 to work in the same spirit to
pull this country out Of the wreck
following an industrial storm, the
results would be just as remarkable
and satisfactory.
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24
HAREMS ARE PASSING
Poverty and Need for House Room
Causing Disappearance.

Causing Disappearance.
The Turkish harem Is quickly pass
ing as a part Of the Turkish home.
Poverty and the need for house room
are the causes.
The Turkish pashas, effendies, beys
and all the well-to-do Of other days,
whose homes were divided into the
harem and the haremlik-that Is. one
half of the mansion or palace for the
women and the other for the men
are parting with this luxury, as they
have parted with their carriages.
horses, Jewels and lands. The peas
ants still keep a division Of thei1
houses for the privacy of their wives
and daughters and children.
Many Turkish women deplore the
necessity which compels them to live
ike the poor European" They de-
clare that they we're happier when
living apart, the home was easier tr
manage, and their husbands, too.
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24
KEEP THE PLEDGE

CECRETARY of the Treasury Mellon
- is absolutely right in urging that
the excess profits taxes be repealed as
of January l, 1921. The Republican
platform of 1920 pledged repeal of that
form of tax, and the pledge should be
kept.
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24
IN AND ABOUT THE CITY

To get away with aattery one must
Oe pretty sharp.
Perfume doesn't always knock when
4 woman is having one of her at hone
days.
You never can tell. 1t isn't always
the biggest man who looks down on
his neighbors.
There isn't much hope for some OF
tSe parsons unless they practice bet
ter than they preach.
About the only people In the world
who don't quarrel over religion are
the people who haven't any.
Occasionally you come across man
In public life whose silence is so in
tense you can almost hear it.
Wigg-"Is there anything worse than
running up against bore?' Wagg
-"Only having him run up against
you"
Many an unhappy marriage can be
traced to the fact that 1t is easier to
tell little lie than to answer lot
Of questions.
Cheer up, girls. The young mans
slave may also develop into an old
mans darling II he sticks on the JOB
long enough.
Muggins-"Mrs. Washaway, for a
woman Of her age, is very well pre-
served" Buggins- Thereby illustrat-
Ing that self-preseravtion Is the first
law Of nature"
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24
A Pronounced Success

The uniform success that has attend.
ed the use Of Chamberlain Colc and
Dlarrhoea Remedy in the relief and
cure OF bowel complaints, both. for chill
dren and adults, has brought it into al
most universal use. so that 1t is prac-
ticaiiy without rival and as everyone
who has used it knows. it is without an
equal.
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24
GOING TO CLAIM ESTATE
Farmer Came Here Years Ago In the
SteeraQe.

Farmer Came Hero Years Ago In the
Steera0e.
twenty-five years ago Charles J.
Brown came to America steerage I'm.
migrant.
Now he, his wife and his family Of
four children are returning to Sweden
to take possession Of the valuable
Laggartrop estate, the ancestral home
Of the Bhruns, which Is the old Swed-
ish military name Of the family.
Besides returning to a fortune In
Sweden, Brown has acquired a COM
Portable sum in South Dakota. With
stinting and saving he paid for farm
near Stlckney. Later he homesteaded
a quarter section Of land near Vivian.
and still later added another quarter.
He brought Mrs. Brown to America
ten years ago. Brown has closed out
all his property in South Dakota with
the exception Of his farm near Vivian.
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24

PHILADELPHIA North American
/ Samuel Gompers insists he didn't
say labor won the war; but it is noticed
he hasn't reached the point of acknowl-
edging anybody else did.
Middletown transcript., 1921-09-24

Mysterious Band Smash London Panes
A mysterious band Of men Is caus-
ing great damage in London, England,
By cutting and otherwise damaging
plate-glass windows. The plate-glass
windows ruined In the London AREA
alone now total more than $500. The
campaign has spread to other places
h England
A man never realizes how many
pins 60 to waist until he snags his
hand on two or three Of them In some
body's waist.
After all there Is no difference be-
tween being hit by the Love Bug and
the Insanity Bug. They put a fellow
IN the same state Of mental alteration
and irresponsibility.
It's hard world, mates. Ma near
" breaks her neck at hours for a
stretch in the house and pa nearly
!, breaks his neck for hours at stretch
Iins, with street rubbering at the women's
' churcheA eksonville Times Union.
SS"e u t--
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-23
Equity No. 1891
NOTICE OF FOltECIDSUItE Ol
CHATTEL MORTGAGE
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
STATE OF OREGON FOR THE
COUNTY OF KLAMATH.

Louis Roesch. Plaintiff. Va. T. W.
Phenegcr and J. \. Bailey, partners
doing business as Pheneger a Bailey.
W. T. Estcp and A. W. Walker Auto
Company. Defendants.
Notice In hereby given that the un-
dersigned will on Tuesday. the 26th
day OF April, 1921, at 900
o'clock p. NJ. OF said day at the Howie
Garage, Esplnnade and Pine streets.
IN Klamath Falls. Oregon. offer for
sale at public auction. and will sell
TO the highest bidder for cash In
hand. the following described person.
al property. to-wit: One Model S-E
5-Ton Attorbury truck, Seril No.
5Oiii Motor No. Bi00s7i; also One
Model s.E 5Ton Atterbury truck,
serii No. b00ii. Motor No. Bi0O9i0.
This sale In for the purpose OF fore
closing n certain Chattel Mortgage
on the above described personal pro-
perty given by W. r. Estop on the
2Sth day OF setpombcr. 1920, to A.
W. Walker Auto Company and as
aligned to Louis Rocsch.
tSigncd LOUIS ROESCH.
by Stone and wiest His Attorneys
A-2b
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-23
SEWER CONSTRUCTION

Sealed proposals will be received
by the Conn mon Council OF the City
OF Klamath Falls, Oregon. mt the
office OF the Police Judge up TO and
including Monday the 25th day OF
April 1921, at the hour OF s o'clock
r. NJ. OF said day. nj which said time
all proposals will be opened and con-
sidered, for the construction OF the
sewer system designed for Mills Ad
dition In accordance with the plans
and specifications on file with the
City Engineer Of said city.
Tho award Of the contract TO the
successful bidder is hereby made
contingent upon the sale OF s52,-
T35.O0 Mills Addition Sewer bonds.
and also upon the approval OF the
plans and specifications therefor by
the state Board OF Health.
All proposals must be nccompa-
MED by certified check payable to
the City OF klamath Falls, for 3 per
cent of the amount of the proposal.
Tho right 10 reject any or all bids
and proposals received under this
notice Is hereby reserved In the Com
mon Council.
A. l.. LEAvITT.
Police Judge.
BY order OF the Common Council.
Dated April II. 1921.
1879
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-23

glo OF Malln, we're Klamath Falls
visitors last Saturday.
Amos Book, Hazel and Bulah Hunt
Mary kotora and Rachel slegle at
tended tho revival meeting at Klam.
ath Falls Sunday evening.
Oliver Martin and wlfo were In
klamath Falls Saturday whore Mrs.
Martin had dental work done.
Charlie Taught was n Klamath
Falls visitor Sunday, returning Mon
day evening.
Emma Kasper, Hllda Chase, Eva
Myers and Paula Kasper were shop
ping In klamath Falls Saturday last.
Tho ladies' OF tho Helping Hand no
ciety met with Mrs. Myers Wodnes-
day, April 20, and will be entertain
cd by Mrs. Macken Wednesday, May
II
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-23
DORI,IS PERSONALS

w. ID. Miller, contractor OF Klam-
ath Falls, In in town proparingIto
construct n concrete foundation for
the new residence OF J. y. Shelley.
The house will bc puilt entirely Of
concrete blocks.
Charles Cooper was a business Wis
itor yesterday from Macdocl where
he In In tho autobobile repairing bus
mess.
q. Psoras OF Bond. Ore, IL a now
arrival In Doris. whore ho intends to
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-23
SHASTA VIEW NEWS

Large droves OF cattle. sheep and
horses are leaving the feed yards In
this section for the range.
Mrs. Belle Kirkpatrick who has
been spending u few weeks In Doris
returned to her daughters. Mrs.
Layman. last week. Her son Claude,
wife and little son brought her and
stayed over night with his brother,
G. NJ. Kirkpatrick.
II. 10. Wilson and family were Wis
itors with Mrs. Wilson's mother,
Mrs. A. Turner. In klamath Falls,
last Sunday. FNt
o. E. Hunt and Wife andMrs. Sio-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-23

mako his home for some time while
ho engages In local business.
q. X. Koterson drove IN from his
mill west OF town yesterday TO Sc
euro supplies and look after busi-
ness. Mr.. Kesterson intends to begin
saving lumber within short time.
J. Il. Clemmens is reported seri-
ously III at his home here with rheu-
matIsm. Ho is attended by physicl-
ans from tho Doris hospital.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-23
The law-abiding American Ii nc
cessariiy In his declining years.
A FINAL n. d. n.

wANTED--A nice long barrel,
nicely upholstered. with running wa
ter and steam heat. Also a medium
and a small size barrel OF the same
description for the members OF my
family. viz: Mrs. Colyum and the
Little Coiyum. Would prefer an extra
barrel for any guest we may or may
not entertain. However, this is not
absolutely necessary. Address. the
Office Cat. conductor OF the Colyum