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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14
BY JUNTUs


A good many young men will hang
this summer--on front gates.
Some psople consider Il wrong to
marry for money, yet all ministers
do.
There never was Q war in which
each side couldn't provo the other the
aSEressor.
What q glorious world this would
be II the iceman would only deliver
opportunity at the door.
A dull minister In the pulpit is q
sore trial. but the soprano in the
choir ID apt to bc . soarer.
When you hear q woman say that
she 10 on the sunny side OF 40 II
means that she 10 trying to keep her
ass shady.
The individual who tells the truth
With deliberate carefulness isn't be-
lieved half - often a. the fellow
who can lie gracefully.
A silent man is always worth list
snins to.
The less advice q man hands out |
the moro listeners he will have.
There are some widows who will |
not flirt-but they are usually deaf
and dumb.
II half the average man's prayers
were answered II would add to his
troubles.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14
Tho Polite Bride

~ . wedding recently. when the
elsyyman asked the bride. "wllt
thou have the man to be thy welded
husbandi" she. with . modesty which
lent her beauty an additional grace.
replied. IF you please Temple
Topics.
And. such 10 fate. when a bride IL
- nice - that, she invariably hooks
mp with q man who. when II comes
his time to answer the clergyman's
query, takes quid Of scrap tobacco
out Of his face, throws It In the cor
nsr Of the church and sayG
Hell. yss."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

SACRAMENTO. Juno H. Five
barrels Of whiskey consigned TO Kirk
Geary company. local druggists. are
believed to have been stolen from q
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

period OF eight years from next Feb.
ruary, when the present legislation
expires. WA aEEE EUHH r.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14
The 6tcnog's Vacation
Ny typist d on her vacation
Ny typist's away for a week
Ny typudt us in hwr vscarion
wgile thse damn keys plsy hude
and secj
O)osan:

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Brsns boxk mu bonnie Il my. tp mr.
b Gang B@xj. b-eng biox Ia
Bling Bosk m&& belnio o m1, oh
helix?
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14
Prospcctivo Of . Bumper Crop
Lake County Nnd.O Times

Mr.. and Mrs. Norman Thilmont. a
former resident of this town. are the
happy parents OF a li-pound baby.
born April 6..-..-...--..--..... This makes
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

A Fable: Once upon u time there
was Q conductor Of would-be-funny
column who did not try to write
somsthins funny about the Einstein
Theory.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

L. L. Gashagsn. J. p. Gays that he
bslievss that . lot Of klamath Falls
citizens are IN favor Of beating our
0words into oil shares.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

Herald siassifisl 80 ~ 20.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

The sum and substance OF the
Bsrsdoll question seems to be that
everybody has been caught and pun
ished except Grover. himself.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

A Chicago man who was suing for
divorce testified that while he was
driving IN auto with his wife and
another man In the back seat he
heard the man kdss her. The agents
for that car should use this testimo-
ny as Q selling argument.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

"A Newspaper columnist." says one
Of tho tribe" should be at once poet.
philosopher. humorist and sage"
To which We fain would add. And
either . diplomat or darned good
scrapper."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14
POnNo

"Curfew must not ring tonight"
She cried with eyes aglow.
there's . vampy picture at the
movies,
And I'm surely going to Co."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

three healthy boys for Mr.. Thll-
mont's future farm.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

A sisn in Main street window an
nosnced pants Week" We frankly
admit that ours are. They are little
thin even for hot weather.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-06-14

Curious reader asks New York
paper for definition OF the unwrit-
ter law. That's an easy one. The un-
written law ID that which keeps one
person from asking another for the
twu-bits the one lent the other.
Yes. Jasper. the artist 10 the only
man who can draw stein Of beer
these days.
A surgeon has performed an opera
ton TO give Q babe. born without
eass. . pair OF them. II 1t was only q
Slsl instead Of boy. Its mother could
have done its hair up in "ear buns"
aAd eAyed the expense Of an opera
tisa.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29
MUSIC FEATURE
 0F CHARITY BALL

Midst scenes of gayety, Birmingham society folk gamboled at the charity ball at the Country club last night in gala dress. Swaying to the strains of musie as rendered by Harold Veo's orchestra whose offerings were voted excellent, the crowd, augmented by visiting Rotarians and their wives, who were guests of the Volunteer Relief association, danced an made merry until the early hours of the morning.
 The ballroom was pleasingly decorated with a huge electrical Rotary wheel be- ing displayed as the centerpiece of the Small balcony usually used by the or chestra veo's musicians were seated on raised dais at the far end of the ball. room. and streamers hanging from the ceiling gave beautiful effect.
 Besides Birmingham folk, many prom asent families from other cities of the state were represented. The majority of these were here for the Rotary conven- ton and took advantage of the invita- tion to attend the ball also.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29
Deaths

Mrs. U. F. Dfll-Age 50, died at a To- cal infirmary yesterday morning. Funeral services were held yester- day afternoon at the residence of her daughter, Mrs. A. J. May. S15 Fifty-fourth street, south. at four o'clock yesterday. Bcdy will be shipped by Woodin to Ashville, Ala. this morning, where interment will take place. Deceased is survived by three sons, G. P. and l.. T. Dill of Birmingham, J. r. Dill of San An gelo. Tex, two daughters Mrs. A. J. May and Mrs H. A. Kerlin- of Bir- mingham, her mother Mrs. Julia Jelkes. and sister Mrs. L. T.. Browning of Gadsden.
 Nrs. Florence Moore Funeral services for Mrs. Florence Moore, age 60 who died early yesterday morning at the residence, 173S Woodland avenue will be held from the residence this afternoon at 2:30 o'clock Burial in Elmwood cemetery.
 John J. kmbrouRh-Funeral services for John J. Kimbrough. age Il, who died yesterday morning at 10:3o o'clock atsthe residence, Ss25 Thirty second street, north, will be held from the Thirty-fifth Avenue Bap- tist church this morning at 10 o'clock Burial in Mount Pinson cemetery.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29

deal of warmth and sympathy. How ever great our faults may be, the people of Cuba possess great virtues and gen. erous and altruistic sentiments. Rotary sf all never lose there any of it's sublime color and the beautiful Rotary maxim, Service above self. shall be forever practiced in the Pearl of the Antilles.
 "The people of Cuba are the successors of the spirit and essence of the Hispanic race, a race incarnating the noble quai- ity of generosity and which race, though unfortunately not devoid of the faults common to all peoples, reEns intact throughout the years the treasures of the Spanish character. trust you will par don my deviation from the topic on which l was supposed to speak; but I could not refrain from rendering this small tribute to my native land. For though I live in Cuba, and for 40 years that has been my cherished country, I was nevertheless born in Spain and l continue being Spanish.
 "I wish to offer as a toast my full measure of respect for the American ladies here present for your happiness and for the welfare of your great Amer icaI. nation.''
 TALKS AND MUSIC
 Alex Orr of Miami told of a trip to Edinburgh in a way that pleased the Succl5, dS@ WOii eo oCN VI ehi A9SoSShiiiiSA' with broad Scotch accent A double quartet from vadlosta Ga. made a de- cided hit with several selections. short talk was made by Frank Stoneman of the Miami Herald on Rotary in the Eighth District" He made a plea for greater respect for authority. which he said was the foundation of government.
 Miss Blanche Neal rendered two vocal numbers. She was accompanied by Miss Beula Smith on the piano. Both are from Macon Ga.
 ALBANY CLUB
 The Albany dinner was enjoyed by about 200 guests in the~ballrom of the Southern club. Their programme was featured by the talks made by Lee Jor- dan of Atlanta on Rotary, and Demos Hill who spoke about "On, to Edin- borough.
 The entertaining side was well taken care of by Betty Bond, who is headlin- ing at the Lyric this week The Valen- tine brothers, also from the Lyric, en- tertained.
 The valdosta double quartet rendered few songs which made hit with the diners
 The programme was opened by the in troduction of the Rotarians by states, and 8 solo by Louise Mccormack of AL bany.. ss4 .4ss .ss 2 a--4asss s ftas
 Among the 200 guests were about 20 from Albany
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29
CUBAN R0TAR|ANS
 STILL UPRISING BY
 THEIR PATRIOTISM
Non-Partisan, the Organization Yields Great Influence In the Island Republic.
 Gonzales Tells of Incident


 "In carrying out the principles of Rotary, the clubs of Cuba have been enabled to prevent strife and blood shed, said Isadore Gonzalez of Cienfuegos in his address to the Ro- tarians at the luncheon of the Cuban club yesterday.
 The Cuban Rotary clubs are the only non-partisan organizations on the island, and through their splendid efforts have won the respect and ad- miration of all persons there
 Tn a recent uprising the Rotary clubs assisted largely in preventing bloodshed by placing posters prepared by the clubs on all prominent thor orghfares and in all public places.
 One of these posters Gin Spanish) has been presented to the local club and, when translated, is as follows We have faith in the duration Of the Cuban nation, for whose inde- pendence so many patriots fought. and which was obtained through much sacrifice.
 We have faith in the patriotism of the Cuban people and know that they shall always know how to pre- serve their independence
 We have faith that the Cuban people. after the experience acquired, shall display sufficient ability for Sself-government for the solution Of their internal problems and for the selection of their men of state.
 We have faith in the good judg- ment of the tribunals of justice of the republic and trust that the Cuban people shall always recognize them as the keystone that will preserve the democratic principles on which the Cuban nation rests.
 We have faith in the Cuban youth, the new blood of the republic. on which depend our hopes for po- litcal regeneration.
 We have faith in the friendship of the American people who fought at our side for the independence or Cuba and who so many proofs or disinterested devotion have given us, leading us along the path of prog ress. through wise and sound couh- sell
 ",'We have faith in the future of our agricultural industries. which, given our geographical situation and
  win over economical obstacles.
 "'We have faith in the honor or our business men, who now, as Tn all previous crises. shall preserve in tact their good name in the fulfill ment of their obligations.
 2 We have faith in the integrity ana thrift of our people who in 20 years have placed their country at an en- viable height among the other civii- ized nations.
 We have faith in the good intent of foreigners who. giving up their re- spective countries, have come to hve among us. and who, united with us, strive to procure for themselves a future of happiness and cooperate toward the welfare and growth o~ this their adopted land.
 We have faith in the future Of the republic in the political. economical, moral and social sense, and trust that the Cuban people, through theIr better Judgment, shall know how to separate the good from the evil and shall endeavor to place the nation m the highest sphere conceived by those who fought for her independence. ROTARY CLUB OF HAVANA. :
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29
SE[MA'S BOOTH IS GREAT ATTRACTION Pie and Milk and Pretty Girls Attract Large Throng
 All Day

Miss Charlene Miller bears the distinc- ton of being an honorary member of the Selma Rotary club as we'll as the Bristol Va, Rotary club. This is an honor which is held by few. women and was received through her service to those clubs.
 She is attending the conference and presided over the booth established by Selma where sweet milk and sweet po- tato pie were distributed. Miss Miller possesses a beautiful dramatic soprano voice and has appeared before the clubs or numerous occasions. She is known as the official Song Bird' of the Selma club.
 Have a piece of pie and glass of sweet milk9 was the query which at tracted much attention to this booth as well as large crowds. Miss Miller was assisted by Miss Eliza Minter and Miss Mary Axworth.
 A large quantity of milk and pie was given to the Boys club and the young sters there enjoyed a real feast.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29
PENSACOLA ROTARY DISTRIBUTES 10000
 POUNDS FINE FISH
Much Goes to the Charity h. stitutions, But Public Gets All That Can Be Car
 ried Away

Ten thousand pounds. of fresh fish was attributed to Birmingham people yesterday morning at Woodrow Will son park by the Pensacola Rotary club.
 The fish were distributed free. the object being to create additional in- .terest towards the delicate and delight ful black Grouper, a fish that is caught in large quantities in the waters around Pensacola J &
 It is estimated that fully 1000 peo- pie received packages of fish at the park yesterday morning. A solid ear load of the fish, 10000 pounds, ar rived in the city yesteroay morning
 CROWDS COLLECT
 An hour before the time for the fish to be distributed, a large crowd CO., lected at the park. Trucks were used to haul the fish from the box ear D the park and these trucks were dec orated with huge signs telling of the fish industry at the Bay City. sa
 A special committee of Pensac6' Rotarians were on hand al the par@ to distribute the fish. They went ihe hot cakes. In less than an hour a large per cent of the 10000 pounds had van ished
 In addition to distributing the fish to the public, a portion was kept to be given to charitable organizations Announcement was made yesterday that the fish would De placed at ths disposal of the city commissioners th.s morning to give to the organizations as they saw fit.
 The public has also taken con- siderable amount of interest in'several of the larger fish which, are frozen T large blocks of ice and which were on display in the lobby of the Tutwiler hotel yesterday. iNs
 s BLACK GROUPER
 The black grouper is 5deep sea fish and is taken in great quantities on the snapper banks in the Gulf of Mex ico and the Carribean sea, winch wa lters are the sources of supply for practically all of the sea food which goes into consumption in this section os the country" said W. Chipley Jones. who arrived in the city two days ago to make preparations for the distribu- tion of the fish
 Pensacola is the leading fish market on the gulf and the greatest red snap per and grouper market in the world. In addition to it's importance as d commercial fishing center, it is fa- nous throughout the south as a fishing ground for sportsmen."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29

vile club, a committee was appointed to extend coincidence to him.
 When invitations from cities for the 1922 convention were called Savannah, Ga, was the only club to invite Rotary clubs of the eighth district. The Co- lumbus, Ga., delegation, which. it was stated, would make fight foB the next conference did not arrive until 12:lo o'clock, the train on which they came be- ing several hours late Not being pres ent they did not extend an invitation to the convention. However, they came il 40 strong, storming the Tutwiler hotel and marching through the lobby with yellow umbrellas and huge signs bearing the name of the club. They quickly be- gan to distribute their Columbus l9z1 badges and appeared to be hopeful that they would yet invite the conference ana have their invitation accepted.
 MODEL LUNCHEONS
 one of the most interesting features of the programme yesterday was the five model luncheons presided oyer by visiting clubs. Each had arranged special programme, which was greatly enjoyed by the guests attending.
 St Petersburg, Fla, with it's Jazz band, put on one of the jazziest pro- grammes ever heard in this city.
 Savannah, Ga, with 29 Rotarians in put oH a SPiSiiAiN in the ballroom of the Hillman hotel. The Jacksonville club, with 14 mem bers, attracted much attention With US unusual and unique programme. Ihe luncheon of the Mobile club was staged in the real style of the Gulf City Ihe Albany Ga, club had charge Of the luncheon in the ballroom of the South- ern club. The Cuban delegation gave other Rotarians some pointers at the Lol of r. wiler hotel
 The Glee club of the Birmingham Ro- tary club appeared at each luncheon and rendered several songs. This Glee club was organized several weeks ago and is under the direction of E. F, Lee and B. B. Burton.
 CONCERTS
 Several concerts were rendered in the lobby of the hotel by the band of the Boys Industrial school of East Lake and the band from Gadsden. These bands played several times during the day while the former met number Of trains this morning, welcoming the visitors arriving yesterday in the city.
 An automobile ride over the city was given the visiting ladies yesterday ait ernoon, which concluded with an in- formal reception at the home of Mrs George, Connors,s chairman of the com mittee on the entertainment for the la dies.
 The Civitan club entertained at theatre party last night a the Lyric theatre in honor of the visitors The entire lower floor was reserved for Rotarians. The decorations consisted of emblems of that organization. Sew eral acts in addition to the regular bill were provided and handsome souvenirs were presented to the guests. On their return from the theatre the guests were taken to the charity ball at the Country club which concluded the en- tertainment for the day
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29

ILuncheons Feature or Day for Rotarians In
 Music and Good Talks
Spirit of the Great International Organization Service Above Self," Is Strong Undercurrent Flowing Through the Wit and Gaiety-Patriotism, Help
 and Constrlctiveness Are Base of Speeches

veg with each other for honor interest which held the various hotels clubs yesterday
 prepared splendid for the occasion all Rotarans tending, held this the
 by the St Petersburg delegation
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29
ALL BIRMINGHAM.
 WARMLY WELCOMES. R OTARY VISITORS.
Bands and Bright Attire, De- spite Rain, EnIiven Streets
 as They Converge on ~
 HoteI-Having Big Time

All Birmingham became converts to Rotarism yesterday when more than 800 delegates and visitors from the 45 clubs composing the eighth Rotary district took the city by storm.
 Rotarians arrived on every ineom- ing train yesterday morning and as each new delegation reached the Tut wiler hotel it's arrival was announced by cheers and the hearty handshak- ing ok friends.
 All during the morning hours an informal reception was held, members Of the local club being genial hosts and seeing that all delegates and wis., itois were assigned to their respec- tive hotels, where accommodations had been secured for them.
 rhe Albany, Ga, delegation was headed by a band. They marched through the lobby singing.
 With the arrival of the Florida clubs oranges and grapefruit were distributed. The Selma delegation opened it's booth where all during the morning hours sweet potato pie and sweet milk were given away. It is needless to say, this proved to be one of the most attractive spots of the convention.
 With jazz music intermixed with singing by various delegations during the day the hotel lobby was one of the brightest and liveliest places in the city Despite the disagreeable weather on the outside, everything was bright and cheerful within and ever members of the Florida and Georgia clubs, who came to the. con- ference in white trousers and white shoes and straw hats were able to smile. This summer attire was not at all suitable for the weather which reached here yesterday and these mon were willing to spend their leis- ure time in the hotel
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29
NEGRO WOUNDED

r Steve Vance, colored. was found by Police at First avenue and Nineteenth street early yesterday morning. He had been wounded. He was taken 10 the Hillman hospital by the call off cers, where his wounds were treated and declared not serious Vance said that he was at Pratt City in search of work, and that while standing on the railroad track he was shot by an unidentified negro. He can give no description of the man ho shot him.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-03-29

 William Straut. A splendid talk was made by Bradford Lawrence, on "St. Petersburg. the Sunny City of the South.'' He spoke of the many points of interest in this city and of the won derful spirit of the Rotary club of that city. A stunt which impressed the en- tire assembly with the principles of Rotary was staged when Rotarian apparently dead was revived by the ideals of this 'organiza ton. During the was very quiet and listened attentively to the. speeches of Charles Carr and Herman Damn, the physician and un- dertaker who. revived the corpse, Bob Ely, who on being restored to life, again pledged himself to live by the Rotary principles.
 Songs were rendered By Herbert Hayworth and Dusty Roades, which were greatly enjoyed. The Syncopated Five of St. Petersburg furnished the jazz music, as well as the songs, and were forced to respond to many en- cores
 SAVANNAH CLUB 7 The model luncheon given by the Sa vannah club in the ballroom of the Hillman hotel was staged in real Sa- vannah style. Col. Fred Allsteter, vice president of the Savannah club, pre- sided s
 Rogers Davis, international chairman of boys work, made brief talkl on Boys Work" Truman l.. McGill, former district governor, spoke on Ro- tary principles.
 John Sparrow of the local club made short but very funny talk, and Luke Pettus had as his subject. What Is Rotary?"
 Colonel AIlsteter presided in mili- tary manner and fined the members who violated any martial rules. AS a result, $12.75 was collected and turned over to the Birmingham. club.
 MOBILE CLUB Luncheon of the Mobile club was fea- tured by several talks byS members. This delegation, 75 strong had one of the liveliest of the model luncheons. Julius P Wright, president presided Short talks were made by l.. D. Dix, William H. Moates. Jr.. and w. T. S. Hill on boys' work . An interesting feature was the pres ence of Dr. Scales Harris of. Birming- ham, who was the first president of the Mobile club. He was the guest of Ro- tartan Wright. Following a brief talk, he invited members of the Mobile club to be his guests this evening at buffet supper at his home at 7:30 o'clock
 Several songs were rendered by the quartet of the Gulf City club, composed of Messrs. Cassidy, Colvin, Hill and Cleveland, which were greatly enjoyed
 The luncheon was largely attended and was pronounced one of the most enjoy able occurring in this city.
 TAMPA CLUB
 John A. Turner of Tampa, Fla. slated to be the next district governor, pre- sided over the luncheon put on by the Cuban delegation in the ballroom of the Tutwiler hotel Dr. H. M. Edmonds or the Birmingham club pronounced the in vocation.
 Antonia G. Asensio of Cienfuegos made a short talk in Spanish, which was translated He spoke of the visit or Mir Turner to Cuba recently and of con- dftions existing there. Expressing pleas ure at being in Bir1ningham' the speaker said in part:
 .The spirit and work of Rotary Tn Cuba has filled longfelt want The unexampled doctrines of Rotary, con taining such high moral ideas, were bound to find in our country great