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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-10-28

altar followed by the older carrying
around the scrolls and chanting halle
lulas. In the morning the men go to
the synagogue where after prayers, the
scrolls are taken out of the arc and the
last portion Of the Book is read and
the first portion of the Book is read.
Thus the reading Of the five books of
Moses is finished during the year and
began B.
Alliance, N. J., October IS, 1921.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-10-28
The Apprentice

Lord Darlington was instructing
the new colored servant in his duties,
adding, Nov, Zeke, when 1 ring for
you, you must answer me by saying,
My lord, what will you have%"
A few hours afterward, having &C.
casion to summon the servant, his
lordship was astonished with the fol-
lowing:
my Gawd, whut does you want
now?"-Wayside Tales.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-10-28

The Story of
!; Our States
i: By JONATHAN BRACE
{: XXIV.-MISSOURI
; MMsm w HETHER
I HnI HNZIgSM (HN visited by De
! NSA E#sf3S&E8 IsU Soto at the
! M&iES@42L% time of his
; WSM discovery of
! ~ the MISSISSIPPI
! pi is not definitely known. The
! first authentic exploration of
; this territory was by the French,
: Joliet and Father Marquette in
!; 1873. French settlers gradually
! located in Missouri, in 1884 st.
; Louis being settled. This was
; one year after Spain acquired
; from France the Louisiana Ter
!; ritory Of which Missouri was a
|; part.
Colonization greatly increased
after the ordinance Of 1877,
which excluded slavery from the
Northwest territory, as this nat
!: urally detected many to the ter
ritory west Of the Mississippi
who otherwise would have set
tied in the north. The slavery
question continued to hold the
stage in Missouri history. After
the Louisiana Purchase In 1903
added this vast western area to
the United States, emigration
increased to such an extent that
IN 1929 Missouri formed a state
government and applied for ad-
mission to the Union. Bitter an
tagonism Immediately arose in
congress against the addition of
another slave state. On the 9TH
er hand the slavery adherents
pointed out that Maine had just
Deen taken into the Union as a
Iree state and one state would
therefore balance the other. A
mai settlement was made by the
famous Missouri compromise,
which accepted Missouri as a
save state but prohibited slavery
IN the rest of the territory north
VI a line extending from the
southern boundary Of Missouri
70 the Rocky Mountains. In
ueed, 1t was this agitation /:
which, temporarily smothered at
nat time, burst forth in the Civ /:
il war.
Missouri is in the forefront i;
VI the important states in nation /:
d politics as it has eighteen :
electoral votes for president, Its :
area is 69,42O square miles :
70 by Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.I :
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-10-28
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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1921-10-28

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01
Physiological Action of
Principal Ingredients
Of Celebrated Medi-
cine on the Human
System Is Explained.
Supremacy Claims
Well Supported
Many of the Medicinal
Elements Have Been
Known and Used
Since Civilization
First Began.

Taniac. tho celebrated medicine
which has been accomplishing such
remarkable results throughout this
country and Canada, In composed Of
the most beneficial roots and herbs
known to science. Tho formula In
purely ethical and complies with all
National and State Pure Food and
Drug Laws. Altogether. there are ten
ingredients In Taniac. each OF which
Ia OF recognized therapeutic value.
Many OF these ingredients have boon
individually known ana used since
civilization first began. and some OF
them have boon used and prescribed
by leading physicians everywhere.
but until they were brought together
In proper proportion and association.
as In tho Tanlac formula. humanity
had not heretofore realized their full
value and effect.
In referring 90 ono OF the more i'm
portant ingredients OF Tanlac. tho En-.
cyciopcdia Brittanica says: 1T has
been tho source OF the most valuable
tonic medicines that have ever been
discovered" In referring to others OF
tho general tonic drugs contained In
Taniac. tho l3th Edition OF potter's
Therapeutics. a standard medical
text book. states that They impart
general tone and strength to the On
tiro systom. including all organs and
tissues"
This same wcli-known authority,
In describing tho physiological action
OF stiii another OF the ingredients Of
Taniac, which In OF value In treating
what is commonly known an "a run
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01
LEADING AUTHORITIES
NOW SHOW JUST WHAT
: =.." TANLAC REALLY IS

down condition." uses the following
oppression: 1T is highly esteemed In
loss OF appetite during convnlcscence
from acute dlseasoB."
There arc certain othor elements
In Tanlac, which, because OF their
Influence upon the appetite, dIgos-
tIon. assimilation and elimination,
improve tho nutrition and vital acti-
witty OF tho tissues and more import
ant organs OF general tonicity which
Is called Health.
Tho United States DIspensatory
makes the following comment regard
ing another ingredient: ut may be
used In all cases OF pure debility OF
the digestive organs or where n gem
eral tonic Impression IN required.
Dyspepsia. atomic gout. hyBteria and
intermittent fever are among tho
many affections in which II has prov
on useful"
There are certain other ingredients
described In the Dispensatory and In
other standard medical text books
as having q beneficial action upon the
organs OF secretion. whose proper
functioning results In the puriflca-
tion OF tho blood streams passing
through them. In this manner OBJ
jcctionable and poisonous ingredi-
ents OF the blood are removed and the
entire system invigoratod and vital
lied.
Tanlac was designed primarily for
tho correction OF disorders OF the
stomach. liver and bowels. AZ the
same time. however. II is a powerful
rcconstructivc tonic and body build
or. for II naturally follows that any
medicine that brings about proper
assimilation OF the food and a thor
ough elimination OF the waste pro-
ducts must. therefore. have a far
reaching and most beneficial effect
upon the entire system.
Although Tanlac's claims for su-
promncy are abundantly supported
by tho worlds leading authorities, II
Is tho people themselves who have
really made Tanlac what II Is. Mil
lions upon millions have used II with
gratifying results. and have told 9th
cr millions what II has done for
them. That In why Tanlac has become
the real sensation OF the drug trade
In this country and Canada. and that
IL also why Il is having the largest
sale OF any medicine OF It's kind In tho
orld.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01
s. S.A.NEWSPAPER
SAYS YANKEE
GOODS INFERIOR

SANTIAGO, March i2.-By
Mail)--Tho South American coun-
tries will be commercial clients Of
tho United States so long as they
are not able to avail themselves of
more advantageous markets. says
tho newspaper Uitimas Noticias In
an editorial In which II asserts
American goods ordinarily are Of
fnferious quality"
The paper says the war permit.
ted the United States to enter into
commercial relations with the South
Americans who "by force OF neces-
sity were Obliged to accept Americas
strange systems, Numerically op-
posed TO those that had been used
by the great producing nations OF
the old world" II Is we'll known.
the paper declares, that the meth
DDS employed by the North Ameri-
can exporter differ notably from
those followed by tho exporters OF
Great Britain and above all by Ger
many.
''The American goods apart from
being ordinarily OF inferior quality
are costly" the paper adds. "and In
addition the goods are badly packed.
This results In heavy losses. More
over. the Americans do not concede
credit and II they do concede credit
II is on terms little acceptable"
Replying to the newspapers char
ges OF inferiority In American mer-
chandise, a writer In the newspa per
El Mercurio. signing himself "Chil-
can merchant says: "If American
goods are consumed by $4,000, 900
Americans and Canadians--in fact
by nearly half the population of the
universe-are you not able to he as
sured that American merchandise
should he good enough for we South
Americans?"
Answering the newspapers asser-
tion that American export methods
are entirely different from those en-
.ployed by the Europeans. the "Chil-
can merchant" says there are two
reasons for this first. becauss the
Europeans have demonstrated that
their system Of selling has not prov
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

on beneficial since 1T only mas fnclli'
tatcd ficticious businesses without
foundations. resulting largely In
heavy losses through bad arrange
mcnts or bankruptcies" and second
ly. because the Europeans are not
able today to extend long term cred
it's through lack OF means. Tho Chill
can merchant thinks the period Of
long term credits has passed nc'er
TO return, and continues:
What occurred here IN Chile be-
fore the world war? a foreigner
would arrive and set up a business
with. say 10000 pesos. Ito then re,
ceived visits from the sa!csmen of
European firms who would deliver
him merchandise. At the ond o: two
years he would have crcait with
these houses for more than 900 600
pesos. Al the end OF another year he
had declared NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
tai or fraudulcnt-thus occesionng
heavy losses to tho European credi-
tors"
The merchant adds that Americans
always have extended credit to seri'
Gus firms that respect their obliga'
tions and do business on a solid bas-
IL.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01
Easy

Ensy
Why do homely girls mako the
best stenogrnphers? asks one OF the
magazine scribes.
That's an cary one. Brother
Because they don't waste time
looking in the mirror. every fifteen
minutes. When they're busy they
forget their physical and physiologI q.
cal shortcomings.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

In mental appeal the narrow one
piece short skirt OF the winter seas
on is on parallel with the snug
fitting one-piece bathing suit OF last
summer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

Applying for n divorce, an old
Georgia negro said to the Judge: IT'S
only cost me a string OF fish to get
married. Jedge, but I'd give a whale
TO get rid OF her"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

Not Envy, " Understand.
I do not covet Johndce's roll,
There turks no envy in my soul.
But ] would like n powerful lot
To have as much as Johndee's got
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

Bill Duncan says that his idea
OF a scientific nut is tho fellow who
tried to graft n strawberry plant to
milkweed. to get Strawberries and
cream.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

Gus Krause says II Ia al right for
n girl TO imprison her ears under
her hair. but she ought to let them
out sometimes for exercise.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

Solomon's wives would have made
an attractive procession. marching to
the polls on election day.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

. Has Twelve Sons on his Farm,
says II headline. Raising your own
food and your own help seems to be
the only hope these days.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

Chicago municipal authorities are
investigating restaurant soup to as
certain IL there is anything besides
profit In II.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

Jay Waiker:-A term applied to
tho unfortunate who guessed which
way the driver would turn and guess
cd wrong.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01
A GROUND HOG CASE

You've got the money; I've got the
furniture. Let's swap.
PERKINS FURNITURE HOUSE
''The Furnishcr Of Happy Homes"
17tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

Judge A. l.. Leayitt says that den.
lists build bridges for running talk
TO flow under.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

The Clara Smith case is not the
first uplift movement experienced
In Ardmore. A car OF gasoline at
tracted some attention in 1915.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

A Kansas City pnragrapher do
clares that a man who will eat
scrambled oggs in a cheap restaur-
ant In a real hero.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01

A funny little girl is Miss BiddIe.
She's built about like a bass fiddle:
She hasn't a waist
And, TO lamp her In haste
You can not tell which is the middle
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01
Where Caye-Nian Tactics Win

ISt. Louis Post Dispatch)
Will the gentleman who ran over
a dark-haired woman at the corner OF
Tenth and Locust Streets please call
her at this number-?
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-04-01
IIY JCNIUH

POME
Up with the bird
And down with the sun,
And you're gonna miss
A lotta fun.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09
Ban Johnson Urges
 That Public Accord
 Kid Gleason Support

Chicago, April S.-Ban Johnson, presi- dent of the American league, and for years an enemy of Charles A. Comisky in the administration of league affairs, in statement tonight. reviewing the pennant prospects for the coming sea- son. urged that the public accord Man ager Kid" Gleason it's full support in his task of rebuilding Comisky's team, the Chicago White Sox.
 MT. Johnson declared it to be his con viction the race will prove the most open in the history of the organization.
 There has been change in the lead ership of four clubs" she said, and a notable realignment in six of the teams. Cleveland, under the leadership of the peerless Speaker, seems to have much of an advantage over the other con- tenders for the pennant. The loss of Chapman may ultimately prove a serious handicap.
 New York. with it's array of batting strength, is conceded high rank, but St. Louis, Detroit and Washington must not be underestimated when we weigh the fact they will be guided by new, skilled and ambitious managers
 The numerous victories of Connie Macks Athletics over the New Yorlr and Philadelphia Nationals in the south this spring would encourage one to be- lieve that that downtrodden tribe would claim a place in the sunlight this sum mer
 Keen interest win center around ny Cobb and his Tigers We know that Detroit's new manager has the skill and daring of leadership and if patience Is not lacking in the handling of men. then his success is assured.
 What Gleason may accomplish with the rejuvenated White Sox Is problem. It is to be hoped the patrons of the sport will accord him loyal and unfal- tering support in his different assign ment. @
 "But above al things" the statement Tit is a cherished hope that every player. manager. umpire and own-i CT in the American league will enter the championship race this year with the single thought and purpose of mak- ing it an ideal contest pleasing to the public and free from any blemish that might tarnish the good name of our national game"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09
CARPENTERS FORFEIT
 DEPOSITED IN GOTHAM

New York, April s.-Georges Car pentier's s5,O0o forfeit m ey, guaranteeing his appearance in a ring with Jack D emp s e y on July 2, has been deposited in To- cal trust company vault, it was an- nounced here today by Tex Rickard, promoter of the bout
 Rickard added that he had been in formed by Carpenters manager that the French heavyweight would arrive in this country the first week in May to begin training.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09
5 PLAY w SYLACAUGA TODAY :

1 or he may elect to try Doc Newtol and another pitcher or so for few in- nings.
 LAST EXHIBITION GAME
 This will mark the last exhibition game on the Barons' schedule. Tonight tEey return from Sylacauga, and will spend the remainder of the time be- tween now and Wednesday, the opening day of the season, in light workouts and ''skulF practice. Moley wants to get his signals and his inside stuff down. and always takes the last two days be- fore the season opens in hammering these points home.
 Other rockies are slated to feel the blade of the ax in the next day or so, and the chances are that by Monday morning the Baron chieftain will be down close to the 1S-rnan mark. This is cutting some, when it is considered that little more than two weeks ago he had 40 men going through the motions at Redwood.
 BILLY TO UMPIRE
 Billy McNamara, who has been here as assistant coach, gives up his duties for the job of umpire. He has been in camp all spring, and as Billy leaves for Memphis, where the umps will get as- signments and advice from John D. Mar tin, the best wishes of those on the local
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09
FRED" BATES MAY BE SENT TO MOUND
 BY MANAGER MOLY
Barons to Play Last Exhibition
 Game This Afternoon

King Carlton I and his Barons ride the cushions to Sylacauga today, there to do battle against the champion semi pro outfit of that section this afternoon. Moley carried his regular lineup which he has been using in the exhibition games this spring. and took both his catchers, J. Gooch and H. Brandon
 Red Bates, who has been suffering from lame side for the past week, accompanied the team on the trip, and the cliff demon will probably get a chance to show his wares this afternoon. + may be that Moley will allow the elongated rural star to go the full nine innings if he gets away to good start,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09
DEALING IN FUTURES

What proteth pull funny baseball? Nick Atrock IS shining example Had not Nk have long since been chased from the big the retired list It doubtful able to draw nggady stipend from Class performer clown he is worth all gate and the solely capers coaching hnes
 With the old soupbone whitening ming ball Nick finds himself of what of the active performers leagues This not generally Washington much when the Senators through here Nick pitcher Then the hung
 attention his other talent that making people laugh
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09
NICK HAD A VISION

NICK HAD A VISION
 The face-contortionist Nick re- fused to grow glum and sport a six-cylinder frown as he felt him self slipping as a winning pitcher. Instead, he had sense enough, and vision enough to look further than the terminus of his proboskis. He's one of the first to capitalize his ability to make baseball fans laugh. Germany Schaeffer and Nick were the pioneers who introduced comedy in baseball ranks. Ger many has passed on, but Altrock stil. holds the fort and each sea son he comes out with some new stuff for his repertoire, and clings to the same old laugh -getters too, that the fans have been witness ing for years. The newspaper man told me that the Washington club realized Nick's drawing power, anl stated that when the Senators possessed rotten team, and fans cared little about seeing them play, that they would pay the ad- mission price at the park, just to get a few guffaws out of their systems over the funny antics of Altrock.
 GETS VAUDEVILLE PARTNER
 Last year Altrock took unto himself a partner for his vaude- vile stunts and this team con- vulsed American league fans. In the Polo grounds in New York, on one Occs sion they sent the fans in sIck an uproar before the start of the Esne, and drew so many encores that the game was held up for 30 minutes before the fans were satisfied. One of their pet stunts on this occasion was the Dull fight episode.' Schacht, ap- bearing in the role of the bull rushed madly at Nick, who was flourishing red undershirt with one hand. like unto a matador and welding bat in the other, very much in the fashion that the fight CT flaunts his spear. Another knockout was interpretative danc- ing by the two. Schacht is quite graceful, while Nick awkard as a COW oonvulsed the fans by his burlesque work.
 KIRCHER NEVER WENT UP
 There have been other great comedians in the national pastime who never -got the opportunity to show their wares before big league audiences George Kircher was one of these, being forced to play out his career with minor league clubs. Georges impersonation of flivyer 2 driver going out with his best girl is one of. the greatest stunts I have ever seen in baseball as a comedy part. As George kicks up the dust, bounces upon the ground, talks to the imaginary girl, places his arm around her, and finally gets kicked in the arm while cranking thea car, one can almost see the little Aflivver. Kircher gained fame as comedian, while with the Atlanta club. Later he went to Nashville, then to the vir- ginia league and finally to the Fort Worth club in the Texas league. He is still the property of the Fort Worth club, and if he can negotiate his release with that outfit he may go with the Toronto international leaguers this year in the capacity of funny man for the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09
BOONE BLANKS INDIANS

Things are looking up for the Chattanooga Lookouts since they trimmed the world champion Cleveland Indians the other day by to o score. Dan Boone. the old University of Alabama star, was on the mound for Strang Nicklin's club and Daniel held the American leaguers to seven scattered hits
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09

We have had many to look these suits and the go out and look at those at other places and they have invariably back to Pizitz and toll that they found suits just about 5O cheaper tha they could find elsewhere This lot includes youn mems and the conservative styles made of allwoc materials and the workmanship of the highest clas. Hand tailored, made of blue French serge with penc stripe, also blue, green or brown flannel and man other good materials.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09
TIGERS HAVE HIT
 BALL HARD DURING i EXHIBITION SERIES

Detroit, Mich. April s-The Detroit Americans in their sojourn through the : southwest in five games so far this week, have hit 60 safeties. including 10 home-runs. Cobb, Heilman,. veach, vlue and WoodallA are credited with the cir cult drives. Five of the total were made yesterday at Tulsa, Cobb and Heilman . hitting two and Veach one
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09
TRAVELLERS GET
 EDDIE M'DONALD,
 A FORMER BARON

Little Rock, April S.-(Special) Little Rock added Ruother veteran player to th Travellers lineup to- day. when Eddie Mcdonald was purchased from the Wichita Falls club. N
 The former Birmingham Baron Is to play second, and "HeineS Boll, the younEster bought yester- day from Columbus, will go to short. Bob Beecher. outfieIder, also bought yesterday from Colum- bus, has accepted terms and will report here at once. ~
The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-09

club go with him. Billy gets their re- gards now, but wait until some fellow on the local club misses one-then friend ship will cease.
 While nothing definite has been given out in regard to new strength on the local club, rumor was going the rounds Friday that the Pittsburg club would turn over an infielder to the Barons be- fore the season got on it's way Moley would neither confirm or deny this rumor