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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14
.DESFHLE SOCIAL y
JuANIrA sALpANA pE rlNLAY.

JUANITA SAl.DANA DE FINLAI,
La noble seiiora. que tiene para to-
dos una Erase de consuelo, una sonrisa
de bondad. una promesa dc cariilo! ba-
ia la frente mustia, y dcja caer So
bre una caheza blanca, sus lagrimas
como deposit6 sus 5esos per largos
anos en- aquel que fue su compaiiero,
prestigiosamente namado don Juan
Finlay, conocido Ell el alto mundO fl
nanciero Y social, respectable y anna
do ALA en- las reconditeces de Su h0gar
con santa ternura.
Por aquella casa del dOlor, recogie-
ron sus impresiones los que en- esoS
primeros momentos, acudieron; noso-
tras hemos yisto pasar los dfas Y es-
tamos como en- el primero, viendo des-
filar toda la sociedad recogiendo ann
mas ldgrimas en- el vase de la triste-
"a donde tantos coraZones las han
yertido. Recordamos nuestras palabras
tiltimas, con la viuda de hoy, en un
asilo del dolor. " por su casa?
"Juan. n..... no esta bien'', Y aquel
Juan, fuG pronunciado con tai acen-
to de ternuEa, que hoy nos hace pen
sar Ell la inmensidad de la pena del
alma de Juanita al perder dc vista a
su amado esposo, porque el alma STEM
pre- eStarI con ella. .-t -2
Don Juan Finlay tuvo Ia dieha. de
yer, constitufdo los hogares de cast
todos sus hijos, y pudo bendecirlos.
Amen ellos SUI memoria ysepan rccor-
darlo; les ofrecemos el testimonio de
nuestra condolencia. Y al rogar Dios
por el alma del extinto, pedimos tam
bi6n por la resignation de esas al
mas cristianas que sabran evocar al
TodopoderosO EN- momcntos de tanta
trihulaci6n.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14
SILENCIOSO

con ese retraimiento caraterfstico
del valioso ioveH Jose Coll Vidal.
ha ,llevado efecto sus bodas con una
bella Srta. que 10 enseH0 a. querer mu-
cho hasta entregar el coraz6n. i Y. he.
mos cstado vacilando al escribir nues-
ira nota. Pero no. a esa casa donde
las ro@s del amor coronan Ia frente
de una novia como Bel6n Boada, tan
intellectual Y culta, tiene que llegar
una flor de nuestro espfritu y poner
la ella en- maiios dc su modesto espo-
SO, que solo quis0 para Gl esas glo-
rias del amor. ell dfas nupciales. 2
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14
HONDA TRISTEZA

nos embargo al trazar estas lfneas
para que lleguen a un hogar de luto
etcrno al pertler a un espOso, a TN pa
DIRE, tan amante, tan yalioso, como el
distinguide caballero ST. Juan B. Car
mona, quien siempre supimos Y pu-
,dimos apreciar.
Ell pueblo de Generic piertle uno dc
.sus grandcs prcstigios 81 Ell la alta
esfera social a que pertenccia. Sc
siente y Sc llorl su eterna partida. Ell
la esfera de los dolicntes. de los dc
abajo, de los, que sufren. tambi6n bro
taran lagrimas al recordarlO. porque
hidalgo Y gencroso tcndi0 su mano,
donde la necesidad Sc hacfa .sentir.
Con toda Ii sinceridad de un afec-
to bien sentido, hicimos ilegar Il la
familia doliente la impression de tan
a su riudi iIiconsolable Heraciia
Sancnez dc CarmOna. a suS hijOs,
s,ts padres polfticos, ST. Pic Sanchez
Y sonora. Y a totlos los que rodeaban
en- vida. al calallero, al amigo que
dcja sill nOmbre IL la altura de los i'll
tocaL,cs porquc, asf podemos decir de
don Juan Il. Carmona, para uuien de-
eeanoS aj'ei;as do par en- par. las
puertas del cielo.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14

que la. hara inolYidable para Juan, \
sus hijcs con quienes estanios de to4s
do coraz6n, participahdo de Ia pena
que embargo a los esposos Frias GarT
cfa, Morales Garcia, Guzman Soto; Pe
nedo Benftez, Guzman vazquez, Vidal
Penedo, yallecillo zaIduondo, y todos
los familiares, de que fud predilegta
nuestra queriia = bella Heribeyta, en
su, generosa vida, donde stuvo para to-
dos, su afecto y su bondad.
En- q reeintd auglstp de "a paz.
tduerma por sienpre la aue llorsn tans
to, So esposos sus hijos, s,is familia-
res y sus amigos del alma
iAdios IIeribeltal =,
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14
La lncurable Parejeria >.

ogica pcapedrero Ell TEMPO gasta
poder comentar dgao 10
que dgan ha co gobernadorse necesa estar respa
dado por de opinion ell pals Ell TEMPO ha
critic epafo Porque que nombre de la mayora del
pals pudo habr uede hablar ahora nj podra habar
quivi" es desmedrada sector de
opinion cada mas educido andse ento lamar
organo pardo poco que este las
pueda cometar 10 que de pdbco Olga 10 pnbco
Bueno estamos tempo aguacates, extra
IA ea de Peo en- que puesto de mab
semeane? Pqes avado eara colega 81 apcaran estas
sanciones condenaran senco eteno NADIA
derfan bun nombre del pals nj pacriud professional
R aya de que que Rc Es psddn 0 is av Ia ma
por que portorqueos que
de estudar pourapor 10 general nnobeen que
eos que pueden agrada del cotarro No
haya tenor de suceda clio NADIA perera
para deci que TEMPO cualquer
poque TEMPO enmudeciera antpaca que
ba de los beos suehos pueblo hace escarno de
piraciones mas egitimas.
Dice mpentene rbas que sonos organo de
Saa e N nj nj mo en- ssa
ge patacnes de la opinion sirve mayor desineres
de- 10 o s ba a. ser i en u onas I u m ya o
decente orentacon cuura de pueblo que estee
hobre de Ell Tempe aqu abueios
que los uos mantenga de suere de dgna be
en- defensa de su personaldad ~
eneos pues atlas que defender aqu muchas cosas
que hagan, les lacayos serviciales del reciente
acaaei6n perodstea no solo aborosa ~ poderoa
sno I'm sector de opinion desde luego mportante mas
dgno de enese cuena mnoa desbandada que
TEMPO dice representa-.
Sin nuestra acon poca representatives pecsamente
ena prensa odo deja defensa political poa
enranas tai la enende ell daro repubcano que
sempe DE u ideal IN comedeo de dearo veredero de
cosas pestientes. ~ ~ a2
IA We III TEMPO el estanos dspuesto
concepo ovdandose del pape que
deempena quee aedrenar ecaando para ST onopoo
de la ordnarez de la neducacon perodstca terreno
va puede estr SECURE de entraremo sino la
adoptando odas las eddas polaccas Ell moeso diao
go no nos seduce earemo sempre dispuesto segur
td en- les chocamos losexcesos iperdona
es &c Feango cataogado ba-
ia coIzacion el dario del triste amanecer. .fa .
NO e pues tan fac la vida que evaos-como dice nuestro
para anlargarnosla POGO doo
Tosanene tono prcadad agresva
que nos quiere sa aires de cowboy panomima
NO tan fc nj tam envidiab para que eanos
dea M coearos aanfa de negocaa cobrando Dor ella ell
0eamparo de todo aqeo recaa deensa Vida fa
M vida fue ha ahora la vida del coega que vy6 med6
de una espendda gala municipal De adeante no 10
era ano de ahora adante haba vv Dor su propo es
fue este al nsacabe parastismo endeico Sc Ie
hace cuesta arriba. ss sss3 2g ll 5s4a -~ 1 |g
q peor para Fl TEMPO puede cupar su
cupa e recoge 81 uto de obras que
nerecdo 10 que le pasas ~
Zero como henes e habar ucho odayia anque Ell Tiempo
nos mande caar aso ecisament por ESQ., haganos Dor
hoy, pausa. 81 ~ o-' 70
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14
81. sABEMOS

nosotras 10 muchQ bueno que el ami
90 Anselmo Lores In traidO eli su Ill
tlmo viaje. Dos. ,maravillas dc belle
zas, su hija Y su sebrina, dos crisali-
das, que Jay. del dia en- que abran sus
alas, porque prisioncros dc amor, ha-
bran muchos zumbadCres.
Saludamos Il Lores Il esas claye-
llinas tic iuventud, como estas flores,
iIocentes Y puras.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14
Ell DOLOR

que pone marco a nuestr0 Desfilc dc
hoy, no hos pcrmite hacer una reyis-
Ia joyial Y alcgrc dc Ia yelada jntima
Que lleY0 . cfecto la Corte dc Gralla-
da, q domingo Ell Ia noche. y que ira
taremos proSmamcntc, rcitcrando
nnestras, felicitaeiones las gentilcs
Srtas. Carmen Maria sGuisti y Manuc-
Ia Ralmau, guienes reasumicrpn toda
la responsabilidad del comitt que nom
bro nuestra querida Gran Regente.
Sra. Margarita de Martinez Alvarez,
para el acto.
Carmen. Maria Guisti obsequio con
la esplendidez que es peculiar en- su
familia, q las. Sras: y Srtas. que to-
lnaron 5pafte, con belffsimos ramos de
flores, y lindos abanicos.
/ Hablaremos. s'.''-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14
.Carta Alberta

- .ilst Sss
REYNOLDS y BENJAMIN WEST.
En- Alemania: CORNELIUS " Nit|s
| LLER. En- Norte Americas TRUM-
BULL u CHARLES Fl. DAVIS, VI esgs
Puerto Rico: M0DESTOS OLE
RES. Todos ellOs, nacidos bajol aiis
tmisli1o eielo universal; yerdaderos pro
digios en- las bellezas del arte; quie- y
! mes brindafon a las delicadeces' del
Egusto.,eon. sus privilegiadas paletas,
los mas ricos henzes que hoy, ,enlbG7.5
llecer portcntesos hilseos mack pales,
en- los pueblos mas eivilizados y pro-
sistas. del nltlndo fisieo. K Il
iOh iitensfsimos dolores del alnla,s
que mes haceti p;ssear ;el halsanlos con-
! solado1 cor Que scicafrlzar horaas he ii
ridas, .calnialado aserbadcras peras,e
ante el n,ilagroso poder cue 10 miss
mo sabe domarlas fsras tempest
del Oceano que. las.no nsenos rllgiell-:ssy
tes v tempestnosas del coraz6ns hu54
mano Benditos, mil veces seais,s
eual .el talisman sagradc que, reds
miendonos en- este GAGS de htunanss
impeffecciones, nos eleTa a pios pa-
. ~ .' Z '..'..s sss,,
/ frutar de sus espirituales goces, 4 II
iAh distinguish sonora &c C4ARo; mpyIa
s.'s 80 go. Z,
~ \, ~ 81 ,,
~, ..,s NJ -, 8 ~ ,.s;ns
~ *, M, s,,, s,,s'.,s, ,i ME ~ 3
n;sticns s,,s,,a,,os tyist1s III IS frases
oua j ool,;aro,, mi .sniritu hai, ii me-
so&fIe Il ;ncrata rot;e;a, t,.a,, sn,itfda.
Ile nor I'M ennieados v,1est sI ro si,acian-
ldonos <saber ono dccl;nanais 81 honor
lnuea nos h;c;steis Ae acentar snuestra /.
sant;da ;nvitac;6n. e,,s y,testro camarfn
dal feat,o, ,ns,a aeona n,;,ar,os l,ov e /,
j adm;ras.3 las encantos ia nno do los
mac ltarn,osos s,ps,azos do mar do /.
: puarta R;co <a,,c desconocido dol deli
cado, on a., ,,,,a,tor;u,o;,o. ,oist;f;tado ;
nor "a uiciosa M a,,fa. do caracter, IN !,
nouativa ouc. ,bnredamos de uuestros
vo,e,ados; .ntacesores !, ;nntos cor, los.
nubIes ! ;nf;r;tas orandeuas ID ems tra !
tnerosas aIras = one. nos conduce, nor
siv,as dc lamantahlas ,nodern;smos.ex-.
i tra, ;arizados. ! adn;rar las beliezas
Ede otros snelos. mieutras nasamos en-
al silenc;o no Ia ;nadvertenc;a. innier-
i sos tesoros del arte de la NaturaIe-
7 "a one ex;sten ; So guardian On on mes.
ira propia terra.
| die ! os afirmo. n; sonora CARO-.
iaue 81. l,,gar. donde NOS nrononiamos
Ibaceros desl;zar d,,Ices horas de Ma
centeras a;,oranzas. : ,mapicos ens,,e.
mos entire arrulladoras barcaa1rolas. ID
ritmicas cadenc;as a,e Sc deslizans
nor sobre las rizadas olas cue van
\ q morir blandamente en- las suayes
iarenas do aouellas nuestras hospita-
'llarias playas es el mas pintoresco y
apratiable nedazos de mar de, Puerto
j Rico San Sehast;;;n. h .fan,osa eou..
cha alberta Al Norte. Al io,,al de ,nues-.
1 tro p,,erto Nuevo. .sobre los mares es-
na,oles. Al aristocraticn. Riarritzs del
/ ref;nae,a ,e,,stos v.de Il naoda mas, refi-.
NADIA del arte.s al Sur de Ia, universal.
tmente reconocida .eloriosa Francia.
Hos dos roseen marayillosos atracti-
vos naro n;nonno de- ellos dot6 IL
1Naturaleza dc los nropios dones o,,e
/, ], So obsarvan q, 10 na,,oramica ensena-
- '{7 ~ i g = .lr,-ll'
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14

CINE
las sieues de la primogenita de nues
tros queridos amigos Sr. Ramon Val
des gu bella esposa Mariana Lopez
Cepero. una corona de. jaymil,es el
rnbt 10 coloc6 Dios en- sus labios al
naeer en- julio: Declarada nina de
jazmines, pensamos en- la felicidad de
los padres, de los abuelos maternos,
Y de una gentil abuela paterna, que
como Encarnaci0n C. Vida. de Valdes,
viene prestigiar ell nimero de las
felices, que cambiamos dulces y flo
res por besos inocentes, que tuvimos
en- nuestros hijos aver En- los tres
hogares repercuta nuestro cordialfsi-
mo saludO 81 .2e6n
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14
Ell. AMIGO

EI AMIUU
quc.ido y consecuente. Lcdo. Gabriel
Guerra, nos trajo a su regreso de
NcH1 York, "A su hija Mercedes, que
rasarh sus yacacioncs en- San Juan.
Mercedita. rs cncantodora, "a su
hellcza une la simpatfa de esa edad
dichosa, EN- que las niiias con el per-
fune dc tsu inocencia, todo 10 haccn
belto
salndamos d padre lija. ell este
tempo en que Sc unen. para pasar
dfas fel;ces.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1921-07-14
COMO UNA EsMERALDA

contemplamos en- estos dias Gloria
Maria Ashford. portando un ramo de
tosas roiast: hos ueslumbr6s con sus
yfyidos destellos y nos parecieron las
flores alumbradas por bengala..
;Que linda estGba Gloria Maria con
su traie verde nile. Y el ramo de ro-
sas que con la espiritualidad de su
alma de gracia. lej6 en- nuestras ma
nos por mandate dc su gentilfsima ma
ma!
Gracias a has adorables.
! nunca mlcho tempo entire nosotros.
Ia importante casa manufactured, de
Brewing, en- Boston requiere sus SER
yicios tan importantes,, como los que
descmpe1a aquf en- sus comisiones. Al
fredo Guiiarro, para la misma comer-
cial.
En- sus cortas temporadas de Puerto
l 4NASO. SUNNI SiNhuIs poAVoC
es galante. Y generoso, an6n dc que
dicen las muchachas, Y no queremOs
que 10 sepa Gl. que es muy gallardo
Y no hay que negar, que esa cs una
gran tarjeta de Recommendation.
RAFAEL W. cAMEjO. que Sc entris-
tcce lejos de nuestro faro, de uuestras
camphas, y dc nucstras bellas, vuclye
Il Puerto Rico tras :iusencia un pOco
: larga. y lie recibimos siempre con el
afccto que nos inspiraron sus ,yersOs
primero, y su cortesfa despuGs/
i, Las brisas .borincanas orean la fren-
te del pocta, y cansado dc la labor in
ccsantc en- la batalla diaria, leios dc
aqui. vuelve el viajerO sentir placi-
tlez dc Oasis.
lie saludlmos, cantor!
The evening world., 1921-06-16
The Spite Woman
By Sophie Irene Loeb

by
THE Mated unquenchabA
| The neghbor
1t foolish break
No
Even
Against the children the
Tales carried fro and bitterness and
Ike
And reveled hugging i
They called her-the of spite
and her that her child the she hated
frail and be
followed
TO the o her foe
And
n Oh
spite marvelled a
OF n
Until had
her
unbidden-
her them
n
Of who come in conac
a g "a
by his boast s a
o
70 rachca beat downs
In tot
The evening world., 1921-06-16

sure you, II you are sincere IN your
efforts to follow instructions faith
fully, you will have the reward you
desire. This reward Is permanently
yours as long as you stay on q prop
orly balanced diet
And though 1 can assure you that
changing your diet and putting you
On an absolute schedule would ac-
oomplish reduction, 1 would also ad-
wise you to take up some form OF
systematic exercise, so that your
weight will become more evenly dis
fri6uted-
If you can gradually become accus-
toned TO q cold shower with a Wig
orous rundown every day, paying es-
pecial attention to such parts as have
accumulated excessive tat, you will
hnd this improving your figure and
health. Fat will never form where
there Is perfect circulation, and this
rubbing can be made the means of a
morning exercise.
-, Those who are overweight should
eliminate as much starch and sugar
as possible from their diet, and sub :
stitute vegetables, especially Of the
leafy variety, such as spinach and
lettuce
II you masticate your food thor
0ushly you require only half OF the
amount OF food.
For you to understand more readily
what is a correct reducing diet l have
The evening world., 1921-06-16
The Jarr Family

By Roy L. McCaTdeH

6 Co.. iTne New York Evening WORLDLY
BREATH"
ITS only homo brew" he replied
mot a kick in it---and yet you kick
at IT"
His eyes would have filled with
tears. only he was one of the old
style husbands with tough senSibiu-
ties. There are not many OF them
left in these days. when u young man
waits shrinkingly until some strong
and sturdy woman asks him to be
Eers, and promises to support him in
the style he has been accustomed to.
Edward Jarr's eyes did not Nil with
tears, then. He only said. In matter
of fact tones:
Don't be grouchy. dear. You didn't
pin your faith and forty dollars 10 the
hope OF the Caucasian race"
II don't go to the races. IL you
plea-se!" said Mrs. Jarr sharply. Il
leave that for you to do! But do
know that II you had TO go downtown
and shove your way through crowds
OF rude and pushing women II You
wanted TO get a look at the things
on the bargain counter. and In such
sitting weather as this, you wouldn,
be as good natured about IL as am
Then, just to show how good j.
the door behind her with bang
and threw some packages she had IN
her hands to the sofa across tho
room.
And you've got new hat! And
you've had your hair pushed on your
ears, 50 you can hear every word l
say" cried tho best OF husbands Joy
ously.
1--WE had my hair dressed that way
because the warm weather is here.
and, anyway, hair puIfl are going
Mr.. Nosey!"
Mr.. Nosey regarded It with great
interest.
"Well, I'm glad you women are go
ing back to sensible styles. | thought
that way of piling hair around the
ears would not last longer than six
years. IL made women look like" -----
-It made them look like they were
in the fashion," said Mrs. Jarr. -
suppose you want mo to look Ike
those women who live in Arkansas
and Oklahoma and who wear a little
nubbin of hair on their heads and
have their pictures printed with glow
ing. thankful letters 10 patent medi-
cine people!"
my dear. tell me, as friend and
husband, why do women wear those
hair pufrs over the ears, or the way
yours is now?" he asked.
And Mr.. Jarr reached over and
seized the centre OF her ncwly ar
ranged coiffure and pulled, II came
up in a peak Ike the hair OF a Bush
mans BRIDE.
"How is that TOR high" he chortled
Then AD ran. and that's why Mrs
Tarr believes home brew causes men
to take personal liberties.
The evening world., 1921-06-16
T B u n k
Consistency Is a JelUel, but Publicity Is the Whole
Hock Shop, and the Press Agent Is the Bird Who
Proped the Bunk Isn't A llDays Used to SleepOn.
BY Neal r. O'Hara

his 166 and pushed Heinzie in back
Of page IA. And all that Edison
advertised was the lemons he bad
picked. He got more advertising
than the Pueblo food by merely
coping the entrance exams to our
leading nut asylums.
There are all kinds of ways for
snatching rep. Steve Brodie
jumped and landed on the trout
page with photographs. But the boy
that stood on the burning deck got
just as much mention by standing
still and refusing to hop into the
water. You never can tell what kind
OF a racket the public is going to
fall for. But you can bank thai
they're waiting to fall for something
Take Barnum, for instance-ne
took every one else. Barnum packed
his menagerie with lions and
glraifes, but the bull he had tied In
his press depal tment was what put
his show over big. Now Noah had
fourteen times as many animals as
Barnum, but he had no press agent
to toot that fact. There wasn't even
an animated weekly on the scene
when the old boy launched his az
Ponzi got himself FIVE acres oi
Liberty bonds before the cops
nsbbed him on suspicion. Ponzi ad-
vertised for help wanted to find the
end of the rainbow. Entrance fee,
anything you want 70 pay, provided
it's all you've got. The kid coppei
more press notices than the World
War and the submarines. He got
housemaid's knee from locking the
combinations on a flock OF safes
Publicity! A chap like Ponzi could
sell garters in Hawaii II he took the
right kind of space in the hula-hula
dailies.
And so forth, through all world
history.
y II only goes TO show that the bunk
isn't always used to go to sleep on
The evening world., 1921-06-16
Courtship and Marriage
the Evening
By Betty Vincent

Copyright. 1921. by the Press Publishir
no you always appreciate the
l. right girl and the right man
when you meet them? l some
times wonder if we appreciate our
real friends and when we are
young and giddy do not often seek
the companionship of others far less
worthy. Young men frequently COM
plain that they gave up the right girl'
for some silly little girl who danced
we'll or in some way amused them.
Now young girl has written that
she did not care enough about the
right man" and wishes to regain his
friendship. Think twice before you
give up your true blue" friends.
"HoPEFUL" writes:
Dear Miss Vineent-Last sum
mer ! met a young man who cared
great deal for me. At that
time | did not care particularly
for him and was not always as
kind as might have been to him.
| made friends with other young
men and found they were not half
as true or as kind as this young
man. Now ! have discovered that
love this man when il is too late.
Except that a friend of his told
me he was asking for me | have
heard nothing from him.
Send word through this friend that
you would be glad to have him call.
~, IN. D. c." writes:
Dear Miss Vincent-I have been
going out with a young man for
two months. Two weeks ago he
made date but did not keep it
and ! haven't heard from him
since. The other night my sister
met him and he tol d her he would
meet me after business next
Thursday. Shall I renew friend
ship if no did not care enough to
drop me line or call mo up on
the telephone?
The young man was most dis
courteous and l should be rather re-
luctant TO see him. 1t was his place
to write, phone or call and explain
things to you.
"F. L." writes:
Dear Miss Vincent-i am en-
gagged to a girl whom | love very
much and we are contemplating
marriage within the next few
months. Prior to our enlightenment
she showed her love for me, but
as soon as we were engaged she
cooled off. We live about one.
ant one quarter hours travel
apart, and although very often
leave her at very late hour
neither she nor her parents ever
invited me to stay over, although
know there 10 plenty Of room
The evening world., 1921-06-16

Turkish baths, but the method cannot be recon-
mended for everybody. You may take drugs but this
method u suicidal You may fast, but this is very
weakening; you may engage in strenuous exercise
but this increases your appetite None of these
methods has permanent effect and they only leave
tho bod shrivelled. wrinled and with impaired health
know that excessive tat is a disease, but warn
you against strenuous methods that will not only
tmpair health but defeat the object you seek
Health and Beauty.
1t has taken you q long time to accumulate this
excessive fat and you must not be discouraged II
you do not results in two weeks; but as
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coyrsht,- 1921. By Tns Prss syellshins o.
N HANY an intrepid thinker and
N many a daring pioneer has
~ = missed his place in the his
tory books through lack Of snabpg
press agent. Who would associate
an apple tree with Newton, a cherry
tree with George Wash and q chest
nut tree with Joe Miller If It wasn't
fer the nifty legends that the press
agents laid out?
The printers ink that daubs MI
,ady's gloves is the stuff that shat
ters empires, batters thrones and
Hatters movie stars. Without 1t
there'd be no intelligence, no mark
down sales, no comic strips. And
what good would all Babes four
base clouts be If they weren't served
MP in eight-column headlines? Con-
sistency. thou art a jewel! But,
publicity. you're the whole darn hook
shop!
Magellan discovered the strait, but
Doc Cook discovered the four-fush
Magellan got back. but that's all he
did get. But Doc? Well, Doc go,
more publicity than Sheridan forty
miles away. And Doc was further
away than that. Doc didn't trek far
enough North to get Arctic circles
under his eyes. He never even
changed his B. v. DIS, and when the
days work was done he had TO drins
mint juleps In front Of an electric
Tan. That's how far North the Doc
tor got They sfterward proved he
was a dud, but while the discovery
vas hot he beat Peary to the news
stands with his copyrighted bunk
and also beat him on the lyceun
circuit by about three laps and 9
mar. Proving that the race rs to the
swift, provided you beat 1t to the
nearest telegraph ONCE.
Heinz spent q million Advertising
shis 81 and along comes Edison witt
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Co. the New York Evening world)
for me. have never oven been
invited to dinner or to have cof-
fee at their home. Do you think
they are treating mo squarsly?
When a young man is engaged he
is usually invited to Sunday night
luncheon or to dinner once a week
l think you are being rather shabbily
treated. Are her parents cordial tc
you or are tt@v inc ""crCnt and COOL
"MAY" writes;
Dear Miss Vinoent--I am in love
with young man whom hardly
know. He always smiles at mo
and ! would like to be better ac-
quainted with him. How can
meet him?
Do not form friendships of this
sort. Unless you know some one who
knows him and can vouch for hi.
character. do not form u friendship
like that.