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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28
Like a Match.

whenever / see Whitley scratching
his head I know something bright is
coming"
Eyes. he's like a match: his head
scratching is generally followed oy
fash"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28

for the doubtful
a m u S e m e n t Of
sleepy bucks but
which h a ppil y
spread by War de-
partment order to
include the majors
and colonels, did
nothing to wreck
the constitution
or disposition Of
Harry w. Ma
loney, once the
World war aSSiS-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28

entitled, muecu
places her among
the first" wOm-
en- of America.
In order of re-
c e n cy: nj j S S
O'Toole is, by
President III q r
ding's order, judge
of the municipal
court in Washing
ton, and the first
woman judge like
wise to perform
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28
LEGION MAN AS LIFE SAVER
William Heineman of New Jersey Post
Rescues Six Men and One
Woman From Drowning.
For saving the lives of six men and
a woman, all trapped in a treacherous

u n d e r t o W a t
ROckaway Beach,
n. Y, William
Heineman, wound
ed In action dur
ing the World
war, will be able
to wear a Car
negie medal along
side the Croix de
Guerre he won.
A length of
rope and an auto
mobile tire inner
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28
Starvation Recommended.

Profteering Landlord-Doctor, when
| was poor had splendid Appetite
but now that am rich / don't appre-
ciate good food and can scarcely eat
at all.
Doctor-Forget your wealth and eat
only what your tenants invite you to
sit down to.-Wayside Tales.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28

artist who ap-
peared last sea-
son in the the
a cal success,
Three f a C e s
East" has been
made known In
Paris, where Miss
Tucker had been
sojourning.
DUEL is a son
of the late Judge
Charles III. Duell
o. the United
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28

sought their par
t y S nomination
for mayor of New
York r e C e n t | y.
One of them. Hen
~ FL. Curran, won
out in the contest,
with an ex-Service
comrade, f. II.
LaGuardia a close
second.
Mr.. Curran, at
present president
of the borough of
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28
The foolish man 7Uho built
his house on the sand

He gave an example in folly which anybody
can understand.
1t isn't so easy, however, sense the mistake
of trying to build the body on foods which lack
essential nourishment.
Here, again. is foundation of sand which
gives way when the test comes.
Many food that tastes good lacks honesty
of nourshment to equal its taste Thus it tempts
the appetite into mistakes that often are costly.
Grape-Nuts is a food which helps build bodily
endurance for LIES stress and storm. The full
nourishment of wheat and matted barley, together
with the vital mineral salts so necessary to bone
structure and red blood corpuscles, with phos-
pilates for the brain, is retained in Grape-Nuts.
The long baking process by which Grape Nuts is
made gives the food natural sweetness and an
unusual ease of digeshbiity and assimilation
Served with cream or milk, Grapefruit is
fully nourishng, and whether eaten as a cereal at
breakfast or lunch made into pudding for
dinner. Grape-Nuts has particular delight for
the appetite. Sold by grocers.
Grape-Nuts-the Body Builder
There's Reason"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28
WHEN WEARY WILLIE SCORED
Uncle Isaac Was Just Little Bit Too
Emphatic in His Verdict Con-
corning Coat.

Weary Willie slouched into the
pawn-shop.
How much will you give me fol
this overcoat?'' he asked, producing a
faded but neatly mendeu garment.
Isaac looked at it critically.
'.Four dollars" he said.
why cried Weary Willie, "that
coats worth SO if it's worth 8
penny!"
Il wouldn't give you $40 for two
like that smiled Isaac. -Four dol
lars or nothing
"Are you sure that's all it's worth 2
asked Willie.
'Four dollars" repeated Isaac.
''Well, here's your 3d." said Weary
Willie. '"This overcoat was hangin
outside yer shop, and / was wen
derin' how much it was really WORTH
Which?
AZ
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28
Che.
American
Z. Legion
Copy for This Department Supplied by
the American Legion News Service.)
IN LIST OF FIRST WOMEN
Mary O'Toole, Washington Auxiliary
Member, First Female Judge in
District of Columbia.

The list Of "firsts'' to which Miss
Mary O'Tonle. Washington, D. O., Is
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28
ATHLETICS HIS STRONG WORK
Harry Maloney, American Legion Post
Commander, Leads Team to Vic
tory in Big Games.

The old setting up" exercises Of the
army, invented primarily, they alleged,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28
GOT TEN HITS IN TEN SHOTS
Holder Of Worlds Record in Gum
Pointing, w. S. Wilson Retires
From the Navy.

With sixteen years Of service in the
United States navy and the worlds
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28
LEGION MAN UP FOR MAYOR
Henry n. curran Wins Nomination in
New York City, With Comrade
Pressing Close Second.

Two service men of the World war
were among the four candidates who
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28
TO HAVE ACTRESS FOR BRIDE
Engagement Of Charles n. DueII, New
York Legion Man, and Lillian
Tucker Announced.

The engagement of Charles n.
DUEL. New York, and Lillian Tucker,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1921-10-28

Which?
Cora-Every tongue In the college
vas wagging yesterday.
Cousin Dick-Gossip or gum?
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-07-05

ooU bvsukSvvU N Ceu rtoMos9VVs "
TUNED homo Sunday ,svsains. Y A
Miss Josephine Fink 10 In Klamat
ralh. Waiting old friends and &C
asaintanoss from Berkeley. Califor
nis. -wAils here Mio Fink viii b
. houss susst Of Miss. vsva an,
Dorotha Martin.
Nr. and Mrs. q. D., Cosard &C
coupanisd By their daughter. Mis-
vsrda and By Miss Madgs Dixon
drove TO Fort klamath Friday night
returning hero Monday night.
Frsd 0oellsr and daughtsrs. Mrs
Roy Orsm and Miss Barbara, re
tuned homo Saturday from San
Francisco where thsy have been
spsading . couple Of weeks.
Mr. ana Mn. Gus @. johnson and
ehildrsa left Saturday for Rocky
Point. Ms. johnson win spend the
remainder Of the summer at their
summer camp On Recreation creek.
uasl oeswsrt Of Los Angeles is
visltiag in this city with his college
frisads. TON Dslssli and Kenneth
Perry.
Aiss naasa Acveish OF Merrill ana
laiss corasllia Robertson Of Lake
view arU heuss guests OF Miss
El0asr Torrsy for the holiday.
~, snA Mn. Hsrbort Savage who
ere Ueeossne through oIeeoa sN
klaAAsA Fslls vasatos thh wssk
freo cehfes1se.
a.d ~. ana An. - Il Leev''s ana
dausAsee. AayeeSSs. sasoysd peas
ant. eating q shs Fors sunday
e n Ns
49, A..s. @ ~
0
$1,000 49,.
-
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.-s..s 49, -. srnasx
~. ss,.-,. w.,r., ~, a..,raav
A.~,."s 80. a. 1890
- -.sn., .,,u Ia. vs.,.rAav
s
- ~ ~. " = w..v., Ar.
eatv v,rannrn NON Rossburg, they
~ ro1deksrsd a The WAits Psiican
neAei. -
~. sxd lars. I. James isfs sat-
srGAy ter sssttis afs~ . vidt Of
SonA tans q sAs Aons Of Mr.. and
Ma a. we d thu city. - Il
oaA. Asd M. paai D. Mckee are
eeeo esua oaa rsaneaseo. NJ. Me-
xss b a cf1caal Of the calisosnie-
0rsgea Power company.
rsa.s are u TOW. Tor see e''se'a''oa
The Cordova daily times., 1921-05-02
CUT COST OF MOVIE
 PRODUCTIONS BY HALF

SAN FRANCISCO, Nal 9 (by As sociated Press) ).-Motion picture pro ducers are planning to make pictures in the future at an average cost of $50, ,000 according to a statement is sued here today by the San Francisco Federal Reserve Bank. A year ago the average cost was $100,00O
 Reduction of admission charges to motion picture theaters, which is anticipated by the producers, has been given as the reason for the re- duction in the cost of the pictures.
 The banks statement said the prin- cipal producers are increasing produc- tiOn.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-05-02
SHIP PMENT OF
 ALASKA PULP
 ON WAY SOUTH

The first shipment of pulp from Alaska in commercial quantities will be one hundred tons to be sent south this week from the Alaska Pulp & Paper Company mill at Speel river on the steamer City of Seattle, accord ing to w. P. Lass, manager for the company, says the Empire.
 This shipment, MT. Lass said to- day: would be in the nature of a trial one to give the steamship company an idea of what kind of cargo the pulp makes and to allow several paper houses to fill orders for paper made from Alaska pulp.
 After this pulp has arrived in the south and has been made into paper the Alaska pulp business will have become a reality. It will herald the actual launching of the industry as a factor in the paper making busi- ness of the nation.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-05-02
ACQUITTED BY JURY OF
 HORSE STEALING CHARGE

ALBUQUERQUE, N. M., May 2 (by Associated Press). - Several Navajo Indians recently rode 100 miles on horseback to Albuquerque to testify against a man accused of got out of the trial was $8 and a few cents each as a witness. The man was acquitted.
 During the trial, it was necessary to translate all court proceedings from English to Spanish, for the benefit of the prisoner who was a Mexican, and through an Indian school interpreter into the Navajo language.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-05-02
SCHOOL YEAR ENROLMENT
 OF CHILDREN

The report of the commissioner of education, just submitted to the leg islature, shows Juneau and Ketchi, kan a tie for first place among Alas ka cities this year in the number of pupils enrolled. Each town has an enrolment of 378. This represents a loss in the Juneau school of g from the previous year and a gain for Ketchikan of 62. However, Juneau still leads in school population as the Catholic parish school at Juneau has an average daily attendance of 75, making total Juneau school enroll ment of about 460.
 Anchorage ranks third in school enrolment with 211, Fairbanks fourth with 192 and Douglas fifth with I'll. The enrolment in the other in- corporated towns of Alaska follows: Wrangell IA, Cordova 140, Seward 96, Petersburg 95, Skagway S8, Sitka TT, Nome 70. Valdez 59, Haines A, Ne mana 30, Tanana 19, and Eagle '.
 The total public school enrolment in the incorporated towns is 2,198 and in the schools outside of the in corporated owns is 2,198 and in the schools outside of the incorporated towns, 1885, the territorial total being 3,293.
 The total enrolment in the citi- zenship night schools is 259. Per severance with 95 leads, followed by Blackburn with 61, followed by Ne mana with 25, Fairbanks with 23, Ju- neau with 22, Anchorage with 19 and Nenana with IA The total enroll ment in the normal high schools do- 1 ing advanced work, is 14 of which 8 are in Juneau and in Anchorage
 The total number of teachers em- ployed in the Alaska public schools is 165, of which 101 are in the in- corporated towns and GA in the other schools. Women outnumber men as | teachers 146 to 19.
 The total school budget for the present year is $370,920, of which 1 $239419 is for schools in the in- corporated towns and $131,501 for the other schools
 | The average salary of school teach CTS outside of the towns is $1,467 30, an increase of 12 per cent over the previous year The average salary within incorporated towns is $1 ,5O317, an increase of 169 per cent High school teachers get an average salary of $1,6O3.4S, an Increase of 9.1 per cent. The average for principals and superintendents is $2,16892, an in crease of Al per cent.
 There are IT high schools in Alas ka, eight of which give the full four | year course. The latter include Ju- neau with S4 pupils, Ketchikan 61, Fairbanks with 57, Douglas with 34, Anchorage with 30, Wrangell wi5h
 Valdez with 9 and Skagway with ,. 4 threeyear high school course is maintained at Cordova, two-year courses at Haines, Nome, Petersburg, Seward, Afognak and Kodiak One year courses at Sitka and Blackburn. | The schools at Juneau, Douglas, Ketchikan, Petersburg, Cordova, Val dez, Latouche and Anchorage are equipped with motion picture appara- tus and receive films that are sent out by the commissioner of education
The Cordova daily times., 1921-05-02

Miss Paz Pamintuan, daughter of MT. and Mrs. Fiorentino Pamntuan, is one of the popular members of Washington's youngest set. She is at- tending college in Washington and will receive her B. S. degree next spring. Her father is a retired attor- ney from the Philippine islands, where he practiced under Spanish rule.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-05-02

Your eyes fitted Compound and stigmatic lenses replaced. See O=- borne.
The Cordova daily times., 1921-05-02

Professional kodak finishing. Scar borough. Agency at Cordova drug store.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-02
RUNS ON
L ID RULE PLAN
Proprietor of Cincinnati Establishment
Tells of Interest His Methods
Are Accusing.

CINCINNATI, O.. Feb. 2.-Since en-
ployes of the Nash Co, a manufacturing
concern of this city, voted to take a vol
untarv vacation if necessary to give work
to unemployed there have been further de-
velopments III this business which is be-
ing run on the Golden Bule basis. Mr..
Nash outlined today these recent steps:
Business men of Chattanooga. Tenn.
have become so interested in results OBJ
talned2hy applications of the Golden Rule
to this business that they have subscribed
! stock to open a Tennessee company.
Employees of the Cincinnati factory
have bought into ownership to the eN-
tent OF $4,000 since opportunity was given
them in January.
Employees are So much interested in
the Golden Rule that they conducted a ser
vice in the Cincinnati Peoples church
in January.
Arrangements have been made to CON
duct glasses in business management and
economies for employees.
Business has expanded so much since
employees presented their petition prOpOs-
ing they take a vacation that a new shop
has been opened.
This growth has employed a large
| number Of men out of work and with the
reopening of activity for the spring. the
need of Nash employees stepping out to
make room temporarily for others has
passed
Mr.. Nash said he had statesmen in many
other cities and that the goods of the firm
were sent to nearly every state in the
union.
Il am not interested in this business
simply from the standpoint of production,
but from seeing what results can be OBJ
tanned when everybody works from the
basis OF doing TO others as he would be
done by" Mr.. Nash said. 4 am not in
terested in making money. ! have already
more than | ever dreamed OF having. In
fact | am worried about the money, for |
have seen too many crimes committed I'M
der the shadow OF great wealth.
That the Golden Rule paws in the OPP
Grafton of a business | think has been
demonstrated in ours.
\ other manufactures can produce the
results that our workers do. when they
know they are working for themselvs and
for the good Of others around them
'Increascd output of course would not
count and we would have broken up II We
had not had the business. But the Golden
Rulc works there too. 1t has gotten rs
tie business. Through the period OF de
preston as well as through the period of
high prices we have kept right on grow
Incidentally we nave written into the
charter of the Chattanooga factory that
II shall be co-Owned by the workers. The
men who subscribed stock | insisted
should give themselves in a measure to the
W. have treated our customers as we
should be treated. So the chain OF the
oreratiou Of the Golden Rule has com
Melted itself.
Mr. Nash was ordained a minister. but
after a short experience in this held gave
it un gbmlptly. and took to labor. at
" aatcver he could find to do. For a time
he carried "A hOd.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-02
WEST BRATTLEBORO

Marshall Fisher, who is i'll with a heart
trouble, is a little more comfortable.
AIRS. G. i. Hunter, who had been con.
fined to the bed with a severe cold, is out
again.
Mrs. II. NJ. Allbee is spending several
days this week with relatives in Town
shend.
William Harris, who bad been confined
to the house with a stomach trouble, is
out again.
Mrs. Arthur Rubeor of Hinsdale. y. H..
graduate Of the Melrose hospital, is do
ing special work at the hospital.
Rev. y. \. Wood of Wilmington. for
merly pastor of the West Br%attleboro Ban
fist church, called on friends here Mon
day, returning to his home yesterday
afternoon.
Julius Harris of Shelburne Falls was a
visitor Monday in the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. d. w. Harris. He was called here
to attend the funeral of his brother.
George Harris.
Miss Emma Mixer went this morning
to Putney to visit a week in the home of
her niece, Mrs. Denton J. Smith. Mrs.
Smith visited here yesterday with her nar-
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. c. r. Prentiss.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-02

An itemized statement of the assets
and liabilities of the school board of Hut-
land shows the gross receipts for the sup
port of the public schools in that city
during the past year have been SOB
211.62. of this amount sol .079.9J was
realized from city taxes; $4.2O7.S2 from
the state; $4.433.J0 from tuition :;
S1.GSG.4O unexpended balance of the pre-
viOus year. and The remainder. Sf,S03.9J,
from other SOURCES. The total expendi-
,t6rds we're sS1Q3. 1881. -IOf this amount
Ss2,427.55 was paid for salariess S2.532.21
for text books; S4,1914S for supplies !:
S2.S36.20 for repairs S9.020.35 for fuel
and light. and $2,144.j4 for sundrics. The
u~ncxpended balance to the credit of the
school board Dec. 81. 1920. was $Sf3.31.
The sincpfased- receipts We're derived al
m~oStgWh6iiy franz the increase in the city
appropriate authorized by the-,v voters
at their last annual meeting, designed to
increase salaries to meet the high cost of
living and the higher cost of supplies and
IpDairS.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-02
SUES FORD FOR
S5,000,000 DAMAGES
Morris Gests Brings Action Against
Auto Manufacturer for
Libel

CHICAGO, Feb. 2.-The praecipe in &
s., 000J00 damage suit against Henry Fore
and lis paper, The Dearborn Independent
was iled in circuit court today by Morris
Gest theatrical producer, VINO alleges thai
an Rticle III the Independent, Jan. -
1927. contained ".iibelpus, slanderous and
false Statements c~dnccrnIng Mr., Gest
and certain stage productions he Aas
hanlled.
ne article mentioned in the suie' was
sail to have attacked "Aphrodite'S AND
Mecca" in particular, terming them The
most salacious spectscles ever shown III
America
tests attorneys in EChicago announced
it has been planned 70 file similar suits
in Detroit today.
The article which vas alleged to nave
ben hbelous was quoted in the praecipe.
l. asserted that the American stage was
lander the influence .tof a group of for
per bootblacks. n~e'wSboys, ticket sPeenlat-
as, prize ring habltues and bowery
After saying that Dir. Gest stalks be,
fore his fellow Jews as the most successful
producer of the year, the article de
clared that Mr.. Gest was not a great pro
Queer, but a great pandercr to a, pubic
whose taste he has been no mean fRctof
in debasing.'' Gest. it said, sold news
papers in Boston, and in 1906 was a mem
ber ''of Il notorious gang OF ticket specu-
lators who were the bane OF the public.
'"There is nothing in Gest's career to
indicate that he would ever contribute
ANYTHING to the theatres best interests;
Q. j. Ford, Edsel 3; Ford n ", >.
Cameron. manager Of the Dearborn hide
pendent. also were made co-defendants.. IN
Mr. Gest's only comment on the SUI
was a statement that he intends. TO
make Henry Ford eat his own words.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-02
B%RATTLEBORO LOCAL

! The Ladies' Catholic Benevolent asso-
citation will meet in *. of {. hall Thurs
day evening at 80.
\ regular meeting of the mems glee
club will be held at s O'Clock tomorrow
evening at BARRIERS music store. The
cub membership now numbers b.
st. Michacl's Episcopal Sunday school
will hold Il social in the parish house
! Thursday evening from 80 to 10 o'clock.
Each member. will be permitted to in
vito Il guest.
r. The Vermont supreme court will be
gin it's regular February term in Brattle-
b"ro Tuesday. Feb. 10. at 10 a. m. Post
master VI. j. Moran has made arrange
mCnts for the court to use the federal
courtroom -in=the postefIce- building. ....
An express shipment Of $500 worth of
aluminium teaketties, all of which had
been sold. was received today by i. Y.
More, who saws it was the largest ship
ment of the kind he has ever known to
arrive in this state. They came from
the factory at New K~ensington, Pa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Perkins enter
tanned 24 young people last evening
in their home on the Barber farm on the
upper West DummerStOn road when pro
gTcSSive whist was played. NiCtrOla music
was enjoyed during the evening. after
which Il delicious luncheon was served.
The selcctmen recently bought of the
EStcy Organ Co. a gOOd-sized safe for
use in the SClCctmen'S room in the town
hall building. The town books and pa
pcrS such as are not kept in the town
clerks Office have been unprotected in
wears past, but now they are safely
locked up every night.
Mrs. Dena Major Stanclift. ~. vito
of Leslie Stanclift of HinsdalP. y. H.. died
""St""elay afternoon at 4.30 o'clock in
the MelroSe hospital, following an opPra-
ton for ruptured appendix. which was
performed at ; o'clock Monday m%ornin0
Mr.. and Mrs. Stanclift were married last
July. The body was taken last night to
HinSdale whore the funeral and burial
will take place.
\ Red Cross sewing meeting will be
held ut the rooms Thursday and Friday
afternoons at the usual hours. \ large
attendance * desired in order that the
work OIk- pajaHiaS may he completed this
Wcrk. There are 100 b~utt0nholcs to be
made - that any woman who viii be
wiling to make buttonhoies-w will be par
t.cH!arly weleOIne+
tIr and Mr.. Henry J. Alien Of Canal
strcct were pleasantly surprised ycStcr-
day by q visit from their children. who
came 10 take dinner with them and spend
the day. tn" occasion being the I2d we'd
ding anniversary of Mr.. and Mrs. Al
len. The children brought several gifts
came from away were Mr., and Mrs.
nOrr Allen and child of Newfane and
Mrs. c. NJ. Dean of West TOwnshend.
Flowers and plants are more plentiful
now. Frcezias and DaffodilS are coming
Call on IS when ordering a nice box
OF flowers. {. y. Bond. Florist. 2S3-2SS
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-02
GREEN RIVER.

Ms. Wallace Johnson is visiting her
hro;hcu in Shelburne Falls. Mass, a few
days.
Edw.. Boydcn and Merrill Miner spent
the weekend with Mrs. Ellen Miner and
Mrs. Conrad Miner.
Rot crt Legate was taken very i'll Tues
DAY morning and Dr.. b. Z. White was
called to attend him.
Lester Ajdrich's mother. Mrs. Woodland
Is not as we'll as usual. Dr.. G.. w. Bur
rctt Is in ATTENDANCE.
EvCy ono with teams is improving the
new snow, drawing hay. grain. ice. saw
dust. wood, lumber or logs. No one is
idle these days around here.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1921-02-02
BY No Means a Dude.

The speaker was theoretically orat-
ing in behalf OF a candidate for con-
gross. What we want" spoke up a
man in the audience, "is a man from
the rank and file as our representative E:
"a man from the common people, not
oae Of these dudes that don't know
anything hut how to wear a long-tailed
coat" And that is just exactly what
my candidate is" the speaker came
back; zone of the ommon people.
And by no stretch of the Imagination
could you call him q dude Why. his
tCca of dressing up is to button his
vest"