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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
C|WTAN CLUB HITS
LABOR INSURANCE
Fitzgerald Measure Carrying
Workers Compensation Is
FIayed As Un-American.

The bill introduced by Congress-
man Fitzgerald of Ohio. providing
that every employer in the District OF
Columbia shall contribute. to the Dis
trict insurance fund in proportion to
his payroll, and that compensation
for personal injuries received by his
employees shall be paid out of this
fund. was unanimously condemned as
pernicious and un.American at a meet
ing of the Civilian Club OF Washing
ton yesterday.
When The bill comes ND for ,eor-
ing before the subcommittee In charge
OF the legislative committee of .he
Civitan Club will enter a formal pro-
test against it's passage.
According to the status OF the hill
the employer is compelled to take
out compulsory compensation insur-
ance with the Federal Government
Speakers against the bill pointed out
that in most of the States having
compulsory compensation ipsur,,ce
laws, the employer has the option Of
taking out insurance with the State
funds or with private insurance com
panies.
All OF the members OF the Ciyito n
Club asserted that they were in favor
OF reasonable workmen's compensl-
ton laws for Washington, along the
lines OF compensation laws in New
York and Maryland. II was unanir,-
ously expressed at the meeting that
the District is far behind in this form
OF progressive legislation.
According to most OF the speaker.
the bill is replete with absurditicf
such as a definition OF hazardous EN-.
ployment" and an elaborate program
OF reports, inspection and other de-
vices that border on red tape" legis-
lation-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
TODAY.

IODRn.
May Bsli-stonewali Jso0son Chapter.
No. 20, u. ID. c., Hadleigh Hotel. Ak.
Garden Party-George Baldwin Mccoy
Meeting-G street Association. 1910 G
street northwest, p. m.
Fraternal Visit--Naomi Chapter, No~3,
?, Il. s.. to Masonic and Eastern Star
Band CONGRATULATED States Marine
Band, Potomac Park, y. m.
Meeting-New York State Society, Will
BON Normal School, Eleventh and Hsr-
yard streets northwest, y. m.
National Race Congress-Sixth Annual
Session. Zion Baptist Church, Third and
5 streets southwest, 1880 a. IN.
illustrated Bird Lecture-Dr. Paul
Meeting-Medical Society Medical So
,.ety Building, p. m.
Observation-Disclosures Chapter o. r. s.,
Masonic Temple, y. m.
Annual election OF officers and directors
--women's City Club
Meeting-Arkansss state Society. Thorn
west 8 p. m.
Banat ct and Receptioh-Supreme Lodge
NJ Colored Masons. Masonic Temple, iii
Nineteenth street northwest. Sp. m.
Meeting-American Society OF Mammal g.
pglsts National Museum.
Baseball game-Washington vs.. Phila-
tslphla American League Park, $3.50 p. m.
Ruts of the District Of Columbia. Nine
tenth and " streets northwest p. m.
Tuncheon-purdue Alumni Nssociatton Of
Washington. Ebbitt Hotel. 1880 y m.
Meetlng-Bosrd Of Education, Rankin
Address-John Temple Graves. City Club
luncheon FORUM clubhouse, 1 .. m
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
YOUTH bETTERMENT.
CATHOLICS OBJECT
Countrywide Movement to Or
ganize 20,O00,000 Persons
Starts Here.

national movement which is
intended to embrace more than co.
100000 Catholics in the United States
into an organization for the social
and physical betterment of youth was
started last night at q meeting of
several hundred Catholic priests and
laymen in the Catholic Community
House. sol e street northwest.
More than $4,000 Catholics in
Washington were represented last
night by committees from the nu-
merous Catholic churches in the city.
1t was decided to establish a parish
council I'm each Washington congre-
cation, and to open a school at 1872
Massachusetts avenue northwest, for
the instruction of social secretaries.
N. ]. Slattery, executive secretary
of the National Catholic Welfare
Council. advised the delegates to be-
gin work Immediately on the forma-
ton OF parish councils. State bodies
are to be formed shortly, according
to the tentative program of the or
ganization. p. w. O'Grady and An
thony ]. Barrett will assist the parish
delegates in forming their councils.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
OF WAR
LEADERS ON VIEW
Worlds NotabIes in Oil Placed
on Exhibition at National
Art Gallery.

Portraits of distinguished Ameri-
can and Allied military and civil
leaders of war days. by eight OF
Americas foremost artists, form y
special exhibition to be opened to-
morrow at the National Gallery If
Art, New National Museum building
The collection will be presented to
the nation as the nucleus of a Ma
tional Portrait Gallery to be estab-
lished here. following a tour of the
large cities.
The exhibition here will extend
through May %. Permanent installs-
ton is scheduled for May, 1923.
The collection contains portraits
OF Admiral Beatty. Clemenceau. and
Cardinal Mercier, by Cecilia Beaux;
a group painting of the Peace Con-
ference, portraits of Sir Robert Bor-
den and General Currie, by Joseph
ID. Camp; Premier Pachitch, and the
Japanese representative. Saioji. by
Charles Hopkinson; General Diaz.
Field Marshal Haig. Marshal Joffre,
Premier Orlando, and group paint
ing of the signing of the peace
treaty, 1919. by John C. Johansen;
Marshal Foch, General lie Man. and
President. Wilson, by Edmund c.
Tarbell; Albert King OF the Bel
gians. Premier Lloyd George, and
General Pershing. by Douglas Volk
and Admiral Sims. by Irving Wiles.
Portraits of Elizabeth. Queen of the
Belgians; Premier Hughes, and Pre-
rnier Venizelos, by NJ. Jean McLane,
now being painted, will be added
later.
The national art committee, con-
sisting of Henry White, chairman
Herbert l.. Pratt secretary; Mrs. w.
n Croker. Robert w. de Forest,
Abram Garfield. Mrs. Z. ii. Hartman,
the late Henry c. Frick. Arthur w.
Meeker, J. Pierpont Morgan, Charles
p. Taft and Charles d. Walcott, put
no restrictions upon the work of the
artists, and excellent portraits have
been secured.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
What's Doing; Where; When

Play-"st. Rita Of Cascia-" young ladies
OF Holy Rosary Church, Carroll Hall, Teuth
and G streets northwest. s p. m.
Dance-Y. NJ II. A., Eleventh and Penn
sylyanis avenue northwest, 9 p. m.
May festival-Pupiis OF Miss Cora
and @ streets northwest, . p. m.
Meeting-Waehington Alumni Chapter,
Kappa Alpha Theta Fraternity, 721 Web
ster street northwest. .. m.
Meetine-Military order OF the Loyal
Legion, District Commandery, willard Ho-
tel, 8 y. m.
Meeting-Board OF directors OF the d. G.
Council OF Agriculture. District Building,
1890 p. m.
TOMORROW.
Meeting-Abraham Lincoln Council Ameri-
can Association for the Recognition Of the
Irish Republic 1881 I street northwest, 8 p. m.
Northumberland OF Columbia Federation
of Women's Clubs, Hsdleigh Hotel, 10 40 a. m.
Address-Miss Mabel T. Boardmsn, Home
and school Association OF Brent School. 3:a
p. m.
Meeting-Locsl Alumni Association OF How.
ard University, 500 Florida avenue north
west, y. m.
Meetins-Victory Council, No. 5Is National
Union Assurance Society. Perpetual build
ing licl y street mort Invest 8 p. m.
Meeting-W. Collins Council, No. 1890.
National Union Assurance Society. Perpetual
building. ii0i street northwest, p. m.
National Race Congress-Sixth annual ses-
sion, Zion Baptist Church, Third and
streets southwest. 1890 a. m, -
Band Conccrt-U. s. Soldiers Home Band.
bsndstsnd $50 y. nj.
Meeting-Catholic Women's Service Club,
Catholic Community House, M e street
northwest, . p m
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
MUSIC LEADERS
: LIST IS CLOSED
100 Applicants on Roll to Super.
wise Community Song
Activities,

Music Week class for Leaders clos
ed its list to applicants last night
with about 100 names enrolled. Fifty
embryo song leaders assembled in
the Armory Of Central High School
and got down to real work, which
includes gymnasium work for free
dom of action and for freedom Of
the rhythm that makes q massed song
go over"
Robert Lawrence, organizer for
Music Week. has sent out letters from
the headquarters at the Franklin
school to bands, organizations, clubs.
teachers, choirs. and all available ma
terial to I'LL the many "Neighbor-
hood" programs that will send music
in one mighty wave OF community
expression throughout the city.
Where the central committee Is not
Informed. some organizations may
he overlooked unintentionally. Mr..
Lawrepce asks that these groups of
individuals, who wish to participate
md have something TO offer to the
official program, communicate with
the Music Week Headquarters Room
403, Franklin School. Thirteenth and
X streets northwest.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
WOMEN'S CITY CLUB
PICKS HEADS TODAY
Mrs. Swormstedt Unopposed As
President to Succeed
Miss O'To0Ie.

With the ballot box opening at 10
o'clock TINS morning. balloting for the
officers and directors OF the Women's
city Club for 1921. was in order at
the headauatrers of the club all day.
The results of the election will be
announced tonight at $50 at the
board meeting. without a question of
doubt Mrs. Lyman b. Swormstedt
unopposed candidate foH president
will be elected She will succeed Miss
Mary O'Toole, who has found IL neces-
sary to relinouish the office on ac-
count OF pressure OF her law practice
The contest of the election viii
center about the candidates for the
board OF directors. of which there are
six for fifteen vacancies.
The fifteen are Miss Mary O'Toole
retiring president; Miss Laura Bcr-
rien, Miss Maud Cavanagh, Miss A..
NJ. Heaven, Miss II. NJ. Hendley Miss
G.. f. Leonard, Mrs. w. s. Corby. Mrs.
r. Dean, Mrs. Isaac Cans, Mrs H. l..
Hodgkins, Mrs. Mary c. u. Johnson,
Mrs. r. Il. Nelson. Mrs @. S. Strong
Mrs. S. K. Walker and Mrs. o. J..
Noodley.
other candidates are Mrs. w. Il.
Iamberlain and DR.. Edith Cosle, FIRST
&C president; Mrs. George East
tent, second vice president; Miss
label owen, corresponding secretary:
AIRS. Nina II. Allepder and Miss Cora
l.. Kelley, recording secretary; Misses
Florence +. stiles, and Mary ]. Win
free, treasurer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
STUDENTS TO FORM
BURROUGHS CLUBS
Children Expand Back-to-Na.
ture Move-Plant Trees As
Tribute to Naturalist.

School children of Washington are
strong for the ''get-back-to-nature
stuff"
In order to learn more of the hab-
It's of birds, animals and plant life,
they are organizing the John Bur-
roughs Club. The first step was taken
today when Mrs. John d. Patten,
who organized the Audubon Society,
obtained data about tree planting
from the American Forestry Associa-
ton.
The first Burroughs Club was orr
ganized by the pupils of the Fore.
School The president Is Harold
Roach, and the club sent Charles
Keene as its delegate to a prelim-
mary meeting at Mrs. Patterns home
in the Ontario.
Later this week Mrs. Patten will
see Superintendent Lanham and make
plans fol, planting trees in memory of
the great naturalist.
I'm our public schools nature study
is of the utmost Importance" Mrs
Patten said today. The American
me maps showing the extent of the
| national tree campaign.
"If Washington does something the
country wants to know all about it.
| That the pupils want this work is
evidenced by the enthusiasm with
which they have taken up the work
! whenever presented What have We
| in this world that we cannot at
! tribute to nature. She teaches US
right living. IL we but look"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
PARK VIEW CITIZENS
OPPOSE OW1INC ALLEY

Vigorous opposition against the es-
tablishment OF a bowling alley and
poolroom in Park View is expected
to be voiced at the next meeting of
the Park View Citizens Association
at it's meeting next Tuesday night.
Residents of the neighborhood re-
Gently signed a paper favoring a
bowling alley. II 10 said. but have
since learned that poolroom and a
dance hall are also to be erected. as
a result OF which a large part of the
signatures are being withdrawn.
Members of the association declare
they are opposed to any such enter
priscs in their vicinity.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
PRESIDENTS PROGRAM.

$50 a. m.-Cbanles Fl. Potter.
10 a. m.-Congressman Porter
OF Pennsylvania.
1910 a. m.--Senator Spencer OF
Missouri.
1918 a. Ex-senator Elkins Of
West Virginia.
1880 a. m.--Nictor Rosewater
OF Omaha. Neb.
1910 a. m.-Congressman Bur
ton OF Ohio.
10:45 a. m.-Congressman
Wood OF Indiana.
1880 a. m.-Congressmau
Kearns OF ohio.
II a. m.-Congressman Dali
linger Of Massachusetts.
11:10 a. m.-Congressman
slemp OF Virginia and commit
11:15 a. m.-Congressman Tess
Of OhioA
II: 80 a. m.-Dr. Thomas Walk
err Page. chairman of the Tariff
Commission.
11:45 a. m.-B. w. Fieisher.
1855 a. m.-George NJ. Kaiser,
Of Baltimore.
Nv ". 1.
of Philadelphia.
1915 p. m.-Samuel II. Barker,
of Philadelphia.
1890 p. m.-Committee from
the Albert Pike Lodge. No. SO. +.
A. A. M.
12:45 p. m.-Robert r. Church.
Respects: Colonel Ludlan,,
Lieutenant Colonel Broadbent
and Lieutenant Colonel Simons
of the High School Cadets. Con-
gresham Maloney and party Of
about twenty. Senior class OF the
Springfield. Mass, High School
1870 p. m.-Former Senator
Jonathan Bourne.
2:3O p. m.-George p. Hampton,
managing director of the Farm
ers' National Council.
2:40 p. m.-The Secretary of
War, the Attorney General and
the Postmaster General.
5 p. m.-About ! 900 members
OF the Harding-Coolidge Club OF
the District Of Columbia, under
the direction of Louis A. Dent.
president
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
NeuD Harding Pastor
Is Regular .He-Man
Frinds Describe the Rev. William
S. Abernethy As Vigorous
and Popular Divine.
A real "he-man."

That is how friends OF the Rev. Or.
william IS. Abernethy, who has been
chosen pastor OF Calvary Baptist
Church. President Harding's church"
describe the latest clergyman to heed
the call OF service In the Nations
Capital $3.50.
DR.. Abernethy halls from Kansas
City, Mo. He will succeed the Rev.
Or. Samuel II. Greene. who for many
years was the faithful pastor Of Calvary
Church.
When the call for workers among
the soldiers abroad came early In
the war. DIR. Abernethy became a
secretary of the Young Mems Chris
tian Association. He went abroad,
where he won the lasting regard Of
the soldiers for his fatherly advice
and love Of the khaki-clad lads.
DIR. Abernethy was connected with
The First Baptist Church of Kansas
City since 1912. He came to the
Missouri city from Berwin. Ill, q
suburb of Chicago. where he was
pastor for thirteen years.
He was born in Minneapolis. Mimi,
forty-seven years ago. He was mar
ried twenty-five years ago. He has
three sons, the eldest. Robert. at
tending 'Dennison University at
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
PENS|0NEOU.S.
CLERKS.UN|TE
Retired Employees Band To-
gether in Active I-Knew.
Him-When Club.

Twilight days of Federal en-
ployes retired under legislation Of
year ago promise to be brighter
with the formation of an official
~I-knew- him when" club, which
will provide environment conducive
to the spinning of "Way-back- in
Blank Is Administration" yarns.
WILL BAND TOGETHER.
white-haired men who have wealth
cred long years of faithful employ
ment under Uncle Sans direction,
have decided to band together and do
their remembering on an organized
basis.
Upon payment OF the modest initia-
ton fee of 81, members become active
story tellers in the Circle Of Old
Time Chat, where unrevealed intima-
cies with the great and near-great OF
the past may be recalled for friendly
listeners.
Under its official title, the Asso-
citation of Retired Federal Employees
VIII seek amendment of the Act of
May 90. 1920" to-provide for Increased
annunities.
QUARTERS ENGAGED.
Quarterly dues of % cents will be
assessed to pay for rent OF rooms at
1923 New York avenue.
Those still in Federal service are
also invited to join the association
as associate members, for success of
the retired workers efforts in secur-
ing increased annuities will even
tually beneft many to be retired in
the future.
Meetings are held every Saturday
afternoon at o'clock, and both re-
tired and active workers are invited
to attend.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
D. E.. PARENT TEACHERS
TO HOLD MASS MEETING

An educational mass meeting for
all members of the Parent-Teacher
in the District will be
held in the auditorium of the Dun
lar High School, First street be-
tween n and o Northwest, at 730
o clock next Wednesday night. The
speakers will be p. p. Claxtsn.
United States Commissioner of Edu-
cation; DR.. Frank w. Bsllou. super
interdent of schools; DIR. Roscoe C.
Brown. of the Public Health Serv-
ice; and DR.. ]. A. Murphy. school
health officer. A musical program
will be given by the Third Regiment
Band, high school cadets.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
VOTERS OF ARLINGTON
MUST REGISTER BY
SATURDAY

Saturday will be the final day for
registration Of voters in Arlington
county.
Arlington county is apportioned
ten delegates to the State conven-
ton at Norfolk in July. The three
principal Republican clubs-Cherry-
dale, Ballston, and Clarendon-will
meet next month to express prefer
ence for delegates. A meeting Of
the parent organization. the Airing
ton County Republican Club, will
then definitely decide upon the rep
resentatives.
The Democratic Association OF the
county will meet shortly to name a
candidate for representative to the
state legislature.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
VERDICT NEAR
|NBONDC CASE
Both Sides Deliver Arguments to
Jury-Decision Expected
Tonight.

Today is the thirteenth day Of
the Arnstein conspiracy trial, and
both the prosecution as well rs the
defense regard it as lucky omen
from their respective standpoints.
VERDICT EXPECTED TONIGHT.
1t is expected that Jules "Nicky"
Arnstein, Mick" Cohn, David w.
sullivan. Norman S. Bowles and
Wilen w. yesterday, the defendants
who are charged with bringing stol-
en- securities into the District, at the
time of the notorious 100000 Wall
street bond robbery, will know their
fate before tonight. Both the Gov
eminent as well as counsel for the
accused expecting the jury to agree
on verdict in short time.
Should the jury bring In a verdict
OF guilty. counsel for the defendants
will give notice OF an appeal. the
court in the meantime fixing bail for
the latter. The government is ex-
pected to object to the accused being
admitted to bail pending the appeal.
The morning session was almost
entirely consumed by Justice Gould
passing on the prayers submitted
by the Government mad the defense.
There were nearly fifty of them.
many being refused on the ground
that their contents are repeated.
1t could plainly be seen from the
smiling expression on the faces OF
the Jurors that they were glad then
day of freedom was near. Special
Attorney William Il. Leahy. assisted
nv United States District Attorney
Paul f. Comelin. representing the
Government. made thier final argu,
In he ,nr
Morris T. Wampler, assisted by At
torney Eugene MCGEE, of New York,
performed the same duty for the
defendants.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
Suburban Women Drop Vote
Like Hot RiUet
3u KIRK MILLER :

Job doesn't carry any salary. but
Entities family TO front pew In
both churches and twelve mourners
In case OF demise.-
Amt politics wonderful.
Election was the most successful
defeat the gals have ever tasted.
You can't get those Prince George
County men sober enough to vote!
For a lady.
Wife instructs husband how to
vote. Starts him of to polls In best
bib and tucker. She isn't re-
sponsible how many barber.
Shops he visits en- route.
That's her error. She should take
him by hand.
Lead him down the main street
Buy Mis- ballot at the current quota
ton.
And then turn him loose with the
net proceeds.
To collect all the bay rum that
some other gapper.
Hasn't achieved.
Takoma woman takes philos-
optical view. She's pleased but de-.
feated.
Which shows how hard 1t really
10.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04

Suburban mesdamea.
Drop an election like. 'Ef.
1T was a ton OF -cobblebriolSs.
~ 49,
Wanted to make Hyattsville and
Mt.
Rainier safe for Washington
motorists. Bob Joyce and Tom
Garrison have had the fine-soak-
ing concessions tied up tighter.
Than the Atlantic cable.
Been shaping oh two-dollar
poultices at peace time rates for the.
Last ten years. Women were
jealous. Wanted to be trained
nurse. To.
Tax spawned. mud splattered par
ents of four cylinder bird cages.
Sam Mcmillan was sentenced to
serve another term as mayor.
or Riyerdale. He seems to have
one of those recurring offices
which carry two emoluments-
Swivel chair and box of stogies.
Sam has been plotting Riverdale
around by the ears. Ever since. 1t.
Was a codicil OF Lord Calverts
last will and testament.
Frank Rushe wins the right to be
seen in Hyattsville's street. In a
beaver derby with nap running two
WaYa-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
congressman See HARDING.

Congressman Porter. chairman of
the Foteign Relations Committee OF
the House. and Congressman Rogers
of Massachusetts, conferred with the
President today. Porter said that the
conference did not concern the peace
resolutions, now pending in the
House. but that "a matter of minor
was taken up.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04

livered to ]. Kronheim. former head
OF the foundered company. With
trembling fingers he tore IL open.
Dear sirs," IL read, please send
by return mail your free illustrated
catalog and oblige. Elias Carter. 1906
State street Fulton. Richmond. Va"
Mr.. Kronheim collapsed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
TO RUSH HEARINGS.

Senator Sterling. chairman of the
Senate Civil Service Committee, plans
TO push consideration of the measures
and to report them to the Senate as
early as possible. II is not expected
that the hearings will continue for q
longer period than three weeks.
As soon as the hearings are con-
cluded report will be made to the
Senate and the salary features of the
bills will be sent to the Senate FL
nance Committee with q request for
early action.
Senator Sterling believes that the
exclusive Jurisdiction vested in mis-
committee over reclassification cues
tons will work out to the satisfaction
of all interests concerned and that che
treatment of the salary phases of the
question by the appropriations COM
mittee will not result in any further
disagreements.
The Senate Civil Service commit
tee met today to plan for hearings on
In addition the committee repo ted
favoratly on two bills. one repeating
the act of 1917. providing thar "em-
ployes shall not be transferred to a
bureau in which salaries are PAID
out Of lump sum, at a higher c pni-
pensation than that which he re-
ceived before his transfer: the otii.r
repeating the act of 1907 which for
bids the transfer from one depart
ment to another for three years, with
out a new examination of the eni-
ploye.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
NJ. E. Ladies to Entertain.

An entertainment will be given by
the young ladies of Hamline NJ E.
Ninth and r streets north
west. May s, Friday evening, at 8
o'clock.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
Red-Blooded Men Just
Have to Fall for X-Ray
Skirts, Preacher Says

Are Xray "ho ones" just making the slight grade over
kneecaps turning the thoughts of edbooded men from pray
ing to preying? , -, ,., IS
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-05-04
1921 Rip Van Wrinkle
Writes Capital Firm
For Prices on Liquor

Down in Virginia they haven't heard of the Great Drout.
They still think the counry's wet.
And possibly it is as far as they concerned.
AT any rate eternally optimistic Richmond has writ
to defunct Washington brewery for their catalog