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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10
Personals

Mrs. Fred Mortified was in.
Watson on Saturday, where she at.
tended the funeral ot Mrs. John
Estep.
Mr.. and Mrs. barry shaferman
spent Sunday with the formers
sister, Mrs. William Myers Of WeA
Chester.
Miss Veda Arnett. Of Warrington
was the guest Of her grand parents.
MI. and Mrs. Pinsney Arnett o.
Highland avenue Monday.
( Mr.. and Mrs. Golf Corbin and
little daughter, Of East Park. were
Sunday guests at the home OF the
latter's brother. s. W. Rutherford,
OF Highland avenue.
Ernest +. MILAN, of Warrington
was the guest o fBellyiew friends
over Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Wilson are
moving into theirSnewly purchased
property in Franklin street.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. Thomas and
children are paying an indefinite
visit to relatives III Littleton, w.
Va.
Frank Feather and family of
Chestnut street and H. F. Smith
and family of High Lawns were
guests Of their mother, Mrs. vii.
lis Hess In Liberty avenue Sunday.
Mrs. Bell Wilson who has been
sick the past week was not SO well
yesterday, Mrs. Wilson Is under.
going an attack Of, Flung congestion.
Mr.. and Mrs. g. r. Houston Of
Liberty avenue are visiting rela.
tives at Sutton, W. Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marshal Wander
grit fare home from a few days
visit with relatives at R%iverdale,
IW. Va.
Mrs. Sylvester swlger of Baxter
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Pa, next week can be elect.

Barre, Pa, next week can be elect
ed.
The meeting last evening was a
most enthusiastic one and it is be-
lever a splendid organization can
be formed here, which will be Of
great benefit TO the city as we'll as
to those affiliated with It. Miss
Potter Is an enthusiastic member
Of the Scranton club and will at
tend the convention next week at
Wilkes Barre. She will be a guest
at the supper OF the busiessi and Pre-
Essional Women's club at the "Ys
lis evening.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10
Glass E~ntertained

TIL members of the Philathea
Sunday school class entertained
the members OF the Pollyanna class
at the home Of Miss Lois Ruther.
ford in Highland avenue on last
Wednesday evening. The yopna
ladies Of both classes enjoyed the
occasion very much. Parlor games
Of different kinds were the diver
sion, and refreshments Of ice
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10
"a Re 3 MISSIONARY

Miss Georgia Westtall. has re-
turned from Cincinnati, Ohio,
where she passed. successful ex-
animation for foreign mission SER
Vice. Miss westtall expects to sail
for India the coming autumn
where she has already been assign
ed work Miss Westfail who Is q
member Of the RiveByille high
school faculty has made her home
in Bellyiew the past year, and has
a host OF friends here who wish
her every success In the work
which she has chosen.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

cream. cake aud coffee we're pro-
yided the guests. Those prcsen,
were the Misses Hester Stuckey,
Ola Amos Nello Arnett, Lucy
Flaming, Lois Rutherford, Agnes
Sapp, Catherine Watkins Dorothy
Amos, ON cunningham and Geor
gin Westfall
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

Are la Hnntlngton-C. W. Yates,
J. A. Hess {! q. Riggle, grand treas
urer and Eli Daugherty left today
for Huntington to attend the 56th
annual session OF the Grand En-
campniet 20. o. F., OF West vir
sinia. MI. Yates Is the representa-.
tive rom the Fairmont encamp-
ment s +. Taggart Warrington,
grand senior warden will also at
tend The SESSION.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10
BELLVIEW
Sunday Services

Sunday was the highwater mark
for this year. in tho Highland Ave.
nue. Sunday school, 266 were pres.
ent, just about the limit of the
seating capacity Of the church.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10
LArE WANT ADS

WANTED-Man with machine 10
take caro- Of local advertising,
Good chance for right Marty.
Monthly incpneproposit!on. Askfor
Nj. King al Kenyon Hotel tosisSt
Or early tomorrow 1856.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

Dinner Postponed-The dinner
Of the BUSINESS Mems Bible class
of the First Presbyterian church
which was to have been held at the
church this evening has been post.
poned for one week.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

Attending Meetlns-F. A. Kelley,
president Of the Fairmont chapter,
American Association OF Engineers,
left on Sunday for Buffalo, N. Y, 10.
attend tile annual session Of the ma
tional body.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

Surgical opsratlonAA. ]. Hayes
of Marnington; underwent an ope.
ration today at Cook hospital.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

Police cour-Two plain DRINKS
were dismissed In police court this
morning with instructions to get
out Of town &c once. Chief snides
when he found they intended to
walk out, told them they had 30
minutes To get out OF the corporate
limits. y 3. Lamb drew a SO
fine Tor reckless driving.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

Cut out inc picture on au tu1r
sides. Then carefully fold dotted
line i MS entire length. Then
Iotted tine z andgso on. Fold each
iection underneath accurately,
When completed turn over and
oun find d surprising result. Save
he pictures
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

From Mashlnston-Mrs. Britten
Martin and daughter, Betty, arrived
from Washington last night to Join
Mr.. Martin who is employed here.
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41nS WEs-HER.

3 showers tonlghl
Wednesday
Somewhat warm
er tonight.
Local Readings.
&. p. Hall, OBJ.
Temperature al
8 a. m. today, IS
Weather yester
day, clear; tenn
perature, maxi
mum, 70; mini
a
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tation, none. River 15.5 feet, fall
ing.
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cermissloner In chaneery-M.
W. Ogden was appointed a commits.
sioner IN chancery by Judge Mere.
dith in Circuit court this morning.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

Are In! Grafton - John s. Scot,
and H. Ernest Hawkins, past
saehenls, are attending the fifty.
first annual session Of the Great
Council Of West Virginia. Improved
Order OF Red Men at Grafton to.
day and Wednesday. Mrs. Ollie
Harden, Fairmont, great keeper Of
records, Degree OF Pocahontas, OF
West Virginia, is also in Grafton
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

Bridge Committee An import
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

Charter Observation-Disclosures
OF State Young today authorized
the Observation-Disclosures com.
pany OF this city to surrender its
charter and dissolve. This com.
pany did a7real estate business ana
had offices for a time IN the Pro.
fessional building.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

ant meeting OF the general commit
tee Oh the bridge opening ceiebra'
don on May 80 will be held at tho
commerce body rooms this evening
" 7.30. Every member Of the.
committee ii urged 70 be pfess
ert as matters Of Importance viii
.be taken up
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

slbfe Class chanee-The A s
Bible class will meet at the home Of
Mrs. b. Ranage, 222 Locust ave-
nue.. tomorrow afternoons 3otciock
instead Of on Thursday as usual.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1921-05-10

To Enter Hospltal-Mrs. a. IL
Green, of 440 Walnut avenue; VIII
enter Cook hospital this evening
for an operation for stomach trou-
Bile which will take place tomorrow
morning. Her son, Charles Inger.
ham, and other relatives. are com!
ing from Columbus and WIN be tho
guests Of her daughter, Mrs. L. N.
Pierce.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
Mystery! Who Is Avridge Mann?
Who rs Avridge Mann7


Well. we aren't going TO tell
you. It's a secret and a mys-
terry.
But. we win tell you this
Avridge Mann today becomes an
Institution. n department. q
REGULAR FEATURE.
He first broke into The Star
way back In the summer as the
signature Of whimsical letter
about something.or.ot other that mp.
pcared in the Letters 10 the Ed
itor column.
And the next day he broke In
again In the same place.
And he has done 40 every day.
except one. ever since. That's
persistence for you. His letters
are all In a quaint prosc.verso.
The one day he didn't break
in was two or three weeks ago
when. instead. there was printed
In his usual spot a letter from
Avridge Woman. an Elma sub
scriber. who voiced anfipafhy TO
his daily outpouring. In fact.
she frankly panncd him as a no.
good and waste Of space.
In response TO her den'incia-
ton. the editor OF The Star has
received scores Of letters from
an parts of the state rushing TO
Avridgc Mann's defense.
Hence the decision 20 promote
him. Hereafter. instead OF being
merely IN item in the editors
mail department. he viii stand
forth on his own avridgc legs
and speak his little piece daily IN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
BETRAYED By DOG,
TRIO OF BURGLARS
ADMIT THEIR GUILT

Betrayed by the dog that ac-
companicd them ON all their cx-
petitions. l.. Triplett. 20; Paul II.
Holenbeck. IS. and Roy Kennedy.
20. confessed wednesday TO
series OF burglarics to Lieutenant
OF Detectives J. c. whitman.
The dog was found In a Seattle
home which was robbed last
month. The burglars had evident
ly forgotten Il and locked Il In.
When Triplett. Holcnbeck and
Kennedy were arrested Wednes-
day they first maintained their in
nocence. But when they were
confronted by the dog. who mani.
tested its recognition with joyous
antics, they are alleged to have
broken down.
Lieut.. Whitman said that
among others. the confession
clears UP the following robheries;
j. X. Rnmde. 1908 r. Cherry ST.,
october Is; Theodore Carlson,
savoy hotel. October 25. and II.
Lamin. Diller hotel. October 80.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02

SCORES
SENATE
Bonus Defeat De-
nounced as Back
Door Politic s;
New Bill Asked
ny n. n. CAyTOR

KANSAS CITY. Mo. Nov. "A
resolution demanding immediate
passage by congress OF she. five
fold plan OF adjusted compensation
for cx.servicc men WAS passed BY the
third annual American Legion con.
vcntion after speakers had scored
hack door politics" which. they de-.
clared. was responsible for the biIrs
recent defeat
Speakers who presented the report
declared that the recent defeat Of
the bin was brought about by small
minority.
II was declared that the country
as a whole favors the adoption Of
the bill M national obligation 10
ex.service men"
Exclusion OF all aliens for five
years. providing relatives Of aliens
already naturnIized in this country
be allowed admission. was adopted A.
part "a the ArpericanixAtion commit-
te<s fcport -
R~~oIusions favorang dignified
naturalization ceremonies. encour-
arrment Of societies for bctterment
Of aliens and movements TO free
aliens from usurers were also
adopted
A resolution was adopted demand
ing that congress draft suitable lcgis-
lasion TO provide for the teaching Of
the English language. civil govern
ment and American history In every
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
Will Not Abolish
Labor Department

WASHINGTON, Nov. 2.---Presi.
dent Harding has upset plans for re-
organization OF the government.
drafted at his request by Walter NJ.
Brown. chairman Of the joint execn-
tive committee, II was learned today.
Harding has overturned Browns
plans for aboIishing the department
OF labor and substituting general
department Of public welfare which
would include bureaus devoted 10
labor. education and public health.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
PARROT BETRAYS
MASTER AND RUM
TO DRY RAIDERS

WALLA WALLA. Wash. Nov.
2.-When policemen. headed BY
Mayor Worthern of Pasco. raided
the residence of v. volkman. on
the eaA side OF Pasco. they were
greeted with CHEEKY Hello,
come in" In response to their
knock. The officers entered and
found the sole occupant of the
room TO be large parrot. Fur
ther investigation revealed two
stills which had been In use.
volkman pleaded guilty to hav-
ing liquor in his possession and
was fined 5000 and costs, On
leaving he said, Now I'm going
home and wiring that parrots
neck"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
Brewers Refuse to.
Wax Enthusiastic

SAN FRANCISCO. Nov. s.--Althc
local prohibition agents have re-
ceived instructions under which
medicinal beer" can be sold imme-
diateiy. brcwcrics today were bit
timld about placing their product on
the market.
There is some doubt whether the
rulings are such az to make brewing
profitable" one brewing company
announced.
Wherefore the brewers said they
would merely mark time until they
had further Information.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
Expect Delay in
ArbucIxle Trial

SAN FRANCISCO. Nov. c.--Altho
set for next Monday. Il was prac.
ticsiIy certain today that the trial
OF Roscoe Arbuckle. charged with
manslaughter as result Of the
death of Virginia Rappc. would not
open until the middle OF the month,
probably November Il.
Two holidays. Armistice day and a
local election day, win interrupt the
first week OF the trial II started
Monday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
RIKE
OF Coal
MEN ON
$4,000 Men Go
Out; Home Own
ers May Be Chilly
If Mines Close

Os the verge ~ winter. Amsvsra
ts<lay.
The grewtng ~s~sIsw'' strike sf
enisa setwer~. e~mh4Hed With the ca
ess,ng shsesase In cssI supplies. pre-
escea s'ssstssn gsseraiiy r~gsrded
Ns-~ sS.s =s.sss ~..~~. s,s~-a,
had euis Werk In Ohio. IiIlas1s snd
!nssAnna " pv~seps sgniwss the federal
i~j~Svttea st.,lshsag The ''vhs~k sfs''
sSeleW - eslls<ttns snieu due~.
The faee eAas effl<lals ~ The Tat
~ 0tNe Wse&ess - on<akamnpsl1s hass
tv.resureeS ~ 1oo.ooo snsa6rv~ 81
shas esUnntunetan q r~Used spssussv~'
ee@pltssee WITH ~ tn)unreiua - :
vtu1oeten - ~ npunom1 eunfru<9s.
whieh s~v9innss - 1oareh. wna 49,
- - - - nvt1aelso - > esaerui
rRe -chsrk ~. syse~n, wss~s
hseegAs ahsee = eeonaa h~eweeu abe
ces1 aHisesu - ~ ssumssy. tkelr en-
pesyesu - so1evu1 eeost. Il ~
ne1he6 sspa - eeile<e anssa asm.
N1np eURsn1sps woohnaad ~ usIsa
use'e 9see srwm hts ny npa ssru
= esee - U1too heu6pasrs<va. Thfs
= ~ ealy ms11o6 ~ whsrA ehe
seeae4 ~ ess ~ eASsesa1 8 ske
W9e~esy. eni~e hea<D eoo1ns.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
BOY, Q,
PUT ON
II RIAL!
Slew Youngster, 9,
States Claim:
Kentucky Feuds
Are Echoed



AisiS' NOV. S'x'sear-o'o
Herbert Coleman went on trial here
today. charged with being a dclin.
ouept hox for ~. 49,, 80, -.
'n - ''s' - 'ne Pig Do'so'n
country. east OF here. the state at
reyes. ne shot and killed his school
'na's Lynn fe'ers' =.
- ws : sop0 niue runvePs
M.n : snsemee 'ook - n's ~
~ -, 49, cs.e = soWn
-. - ~ ke-s 49, N - -
= 80 ce.Isn -
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svrTss - arrs:SrS 1e,v '
w... 49,. ~ -
vi. - ss.'.a, ss.a -. s.-..ss.- ,a ~"e 'os"
,er~tS, S,,,sh 81 49,. Y. * ss,.s'
r,as,~- :, W s,,dy. - S,ssss.. 80 ! - - =.
S,ss.~a,,s - ,s.s,s- 80. - - Z. a. y
emr.no. ..n,,nd. -. S..,,s,a 80 ars 4 4
sbe sar,o,,s Iss,r.,d ss,,,,.. - W.,
vireinsa ana Eentncrv se,,d,st. ana
n backwocrlsman u fwo fror, a.
baek m the 'cascsde foothills
They and several other. from IN
Big Bottom way stood IN 4 knot
In the center Of the 81. Helens
hotel lobby Z large mart or yester.
day afternoon converxine furtfvely
h whispers. with Herbert listen.
ing intentlv. c,nfch,nr his n,other' !
hand.
Tho neus o,,,cE,v .nread .hos,,
Chchalis that the bov Ind ar.
rived. Pcople came ana went. hcs,.
tating to look al him as n he werc
some weird curio. He shrank fron,
their raze ana held closer "a III.
mothers skirta
Women whtspercd n tbeir h,,s.
hands: ..See. that,s the bov. ~,
little fellow there. Isn's h Ter.
rjbleY Look. he doesn't scem q
care about what he aid.
Tpny.S NOr unnu
LIKE NsrrRnRRE2
pus ts.r4,e-x 1reLs ....s.,..
hmt a.~s.v,i..~ .,...s
d.~r,ss t,.. ~s.s..- .,-:.-. s.-:
- ss.s. : s.. - 90 ~. 49, 49,
~ 4. a.S s,....ss.s"s ss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
Conference on Jobs
Called by Hoover

WASHINGTON. Nov. 2.--secre-
tary Of Commerce Hoover today
called meeting OF the standing com.
miftee OF the unemployment confer.
ence to be held in New York Novem.
Der 4.
The present condition of unem.
pioyment and the progress OF emer.
gency measures will be discussed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
Armistice Day to
Be Legal Holiday

WASHINGTON. Nov. "A reso-
luton declaring November IL. 1921.
a national holiday. was adopted by
the senate today.
In presenting the resolution, Sena.
tor Nelson. Minnesota, explained
that the resolution applied only TO
Armistice Day Of this year in honor
OF the burial OF the unknown Amer
lean soldier at Arlington national
cemetery.
A similar resolution had already
been adopted by the house.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
Disastrous Fire in
Portland Conquered

PORTLAND. Ore. Nov. e.
Possible Industrial disaster IN Port
lands milling district was averted
here today when massed apparatus
cxtinguirhed fire which broke out
under the planning mill OF the East.
ern and Western Lumber company's
plant carly this morning.
sawdust became ignited from
frictional sparks thrown by planning
machinery betting. and was gnawing
at the timbcrs supporting the mill
floor when an employc sounded an
alarm.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
SEATTLE SHIP
Goes ASHORE
West Aurora Aground in
Tacoma Harbor; No Danger

Bound for Seattle from Vancouver,
B. c.. the steamer West Aurora went
ashore In Tacoma Harbor Wednes-
day. according to advices received by
the merchants exchange. She is In
no danger. according to the message
and win be floated at high tide.
The West Aurora is owned by the
shipping board and operated by
Struthers a Dixon.
The steam schooner San Diego.
which went ashore at jefferson Head
Tuesday. was floated under her own
power at high tide
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02


WASHINGTON. Nov. s.~The M
tion has reserve supply OF coal
sufficient to hast from three weeks
10 two months. II production ~
halted BY big strike. figurcs Oh
tained today from government
sources and sthc National Coal a..
soeiation showed
HOUsEHOLD>
not STOCKED
with the sirsf touches OF winter
already here, the coal reserve situ.
alton. a. summarized BY the ma.
tionai coal associations. foIlows
l. Household consumers have not
stocked their bins heavily. but there
Is available in retail yards the coun.
try over a sufficient supply 10 last
on an average or three weeks Taken
together. the stocks In bins and
yards win average approximately
six weeks TO two months supply.
2 Public utilities have reserved
sufficient TO last from two TO four
nonths on the average.
>. The railroads nave approximate
ly six weeks supply. with another
weeks supply on wheels.
4. Industries have been buying
slowly and have only small supplies.
Taken as a whole the assocla-
tion said. the public utilities and
the railroad systems are better
equipped with coal reserves than are
other consumers but the household
user Is beliecvd to be in position 10
augment his stocks now without
great difficulty. both from supplies
Turn 10 Page ]. Column y
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
Airmen Assemble
for Aero Congress

OMAHA. Neb.. Nov. 2.--Scvcnty.
five aviators. flying every known
kind OF flying machine. are here for
the opening tomorrow OF the Inter
national Aero congress.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
40 Cents Tax on
Each Case Beer

WASHINGTON. Nov. e.--Medici-
nal beer is to be taxed by the treas
ury department 40 cents case or
40 cents on each prescription, under
a ruling by the internal revenue bu-
rcau today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02

WASHINGTON. Nov, 2.-~Prcsi-
dent Harding today Is observing his
birthday and the anniversary OF his
election. This is also his fathers
birthday. The president is Sc years
of age.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02

KANSAS CITY Worlds record
for parachute jump broken by Encil
Chambers, OF Post field. Fort Sill,
who leaps 10000 feet from army air.
plane.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02

Dear Russ:
The going make your dream Dog Show
It's bully idea Russ and already started making
plans We're going get the best hall fndperaps the
Arena people will let us have theirs for one day.
And we're going lots of that will make
every kid in Seattle bring his dog to the show OF
with Russ that show should be exclusive for
the hgh-toned dogs.
just watch The Star for further details and tell all the kids
spread the Well the doggonest show anybody
heard Of And every will help swell the Community
Chest. Your pal,
EDITOR, The Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
Hungary IL Handed
Allied Ultimatum

PARIS. Nov. 2.--The council Of
ambassadors today sent an ultima.
tum to Hungary demanding that
abdication Of the Hapsburgx be pro-
claimed by Monday.
Former Emperor Karl. who made
an unsuccessful effort 20 regain the
throne for the Hapsburgs. is In
custody and has been placed on a
British warship until the allies de-
eide what TO do with him. The abdi-
cation proclamation is demanded 80
there viii be no further attempts by
Karl to seize power ns king Of Hun.
gary.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1921-11-02
LII: CHE GEE TIT PRAI-
RIE vAMP. SKI
Beautys snly nkin deep. an
tlssrc'x : hi Nv thin skinned
girls In Seattle.


This Is National Umbrella Week
and locally ms Visit Your Laundry
Week. Next week National Squash
and Carrots Week. and in Seattle II
uill be Call on Your Coal Man Week.
we saw the Now York success.
~Aphroditc." az the Metropolitan.
nj night II reminded us strongly
4rv wss o~cs scxipfsr ssnes
Phtdsos.
Aoss eSs srus cesssdcveS tRr@dicss:
" Carved Aphvodifc
U3he~s env n10hftr---
~ shocked tho vifr1- fssfidtowsf
kr what Pete witt h doing
ut 51.oee q week.
-. uu1eurnarsa Dawes h4s rIur>
nrea ~ lhe ase q eov&fnynent
p10Fea pencils that have no rub
lro - them. thus saving the tar.
r1Oesp $50. 1000. which is what il
<sSts for a dreadnought 10 firr =
pesttential salute
- whltncy h offjcial legal
h1vker~ to dry Chief LyIe. By
~ way. Btll. how many raisiu~
~ yso pst IN . quart?
Fischer Bros. are Distributing ~
~ pounds Of coffee In the North.
vcv<- II Il that home brew has
Gnp<tifor7
The 6avs may come.
The days may go
Bur schsre they come from
! don't knou
4 los Of girls have little trouble
mpae 20 many fellows just stand
oround and stare.
ns-.Kssp caist. don't you rec I've got
sh<-.-oh dear. you don, seem to want
!. s,~ ms any more since We got mar
He--~psd you ever hear Of eshsrmsn
e's'ns bait 20 fish sftsr be caught it'-
The Seattle municipal railway ls
very generous. With every fare they
1--WE . ring
Eosc ! inp me dotrn 10 sleep.
In my LITTLE bed;
" I should die before I scajsc.
Hoc tcut knon I'm deadf
Now that the civil service is about
% announce the age Of compulsory
fetirement for city hall employees.
some Of the boys have gone back TO
The pulling infant stage.
Cop tangriiy. 10 fair moforistt--
The next time you don't stop at my
s'gnsi. III pinch you"
Fair Motcrist tcoiorings Sir How
care your Judge
WHY WHY
We were visiting @ farm on Balm
s,71ge island yesterday. a pretty
bFi brought in basket OF eggs. As
sne walked up the steps we said:
What beautiful eggs And then
ehe got mad.
THEY'RE SENSITIVE
seattle wife wants divorce because
nspoy threw her from second story.