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White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1921-11-20
McGm K.iehts Of Pythias Give Dance

The dance given under the aus
plces OF Cyprus iodre no. 81. Knights
OF Pyfhias. az MeGill last night was
a pronounced success. The knights
Of McGiii are among the most active
in the country and their sociai arairs
are aiways OF a most enjoyable ma
ture. Last nights AFFAIR was no ex-
eeption TO the rule ard those fortu.
nate enough 20 have been present VII
always hold the event as one OF happy
memory.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1921-11-20
Ely Must Wake Up
or Lose Auplane Mail

Up 10 the present time there does
not appear TO have been any definite
progress made toward construction
OF the necessary sheds at the East Ely
airplane field for the housing OF air
planes which bring in the mail from
the main line. II may be that plans
are under way for the erection OF the
structures but the good weather VIII
soon be a thing Of the past for the
present season. and IL would seem
that active work should begin al once
The air mail service has been q
great boon TO the people of the dis
trict and no effort should be spared
to have II continued permanently
This can no doubt be done IL the prop
er facilities are installed at the land
ing field 20 the Subtraction OF the Of
fcisls ia charge OF the service. But
II the citizens are lax and do not ex-
hibit the proper spirit and see that
those things are done which should
be done. there Is not the slightest
doubt bat that the service win have
10 be discontinued on account Of lack
Of proper housing facilities. II II
should BE- discontinued for this rea-
son n may be impossible TO get II re-
newed.
The department win naturally con
clude that the people are indifferent
TO its benefits. by reason OF iaekn-
daisiczi attitude. and will be loath &c
force something on Ely that her resi-
dents apparently do not care much
about
II II believed that without exoep-
IL a. -
the air mail service continued and
win back up the city and county au-
tborifies 20 any reasonable extent in
their efforts TO have IL made Q permz-
nent service The business men es-
peciaiiy appreciate II. but Il In up 10
an 10 art. and art quickly. II the cit
ixens DO not want 20 lose H. Ard
nothing would suit some people %
the outside better than TO see Ely puf
OF the map. won't somebody star,
something,
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1921-11-20
Stag Dinner Today
to Honor Judge Or

Judge william Y. Orr OF Las Vegas.
who has been sitting In the place %
Judge c. J. McFadden IN the district
court during the last week. will be
The g1est OF honor al q stag lunch
con which viii be given by District
Attorney Charles A. Walker az his
apartment In the Riebmar this aft
ernoon. Invitations have been is-
sued 20 all members Of the bar. and
II is safe 20 say that none viii cer5ur
No briefs will be filed and all Ar
guneBts viii be oral In ease Of any
shortage Counsellor Zurich viii prob
ably lie called upon TO furnish the
beef. but II IN cafe 20 say there viii
be no shortage OF tongue
Judge Orr has made . world u
friends On the occasion Of his brief
visits here and is recognized a. >
jurist OF great ability. although the
Youngest man occupying q Nevada
bench
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1921-11-20

PIANO LFssoSs-Beginners and
advanced pupils: private iessons AZ
my home. Nrs- o. G. Mcclure. East
Eiy For further informAtion inoriye
NJ East Ezy posto1lce
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1921-11-20

Word was received In Ely durfng
the week Of the death of Mrs. Isas,el
Shell. mother of Arthur A Shell
formerly ~ Ruth. Death occurred
~ FHiierson, Cal. soy s. Besides
Arthur Mrs. Shell 10 survived by an
other son. y. 9 Shell Of Oakland
. daughter Jn-4aw. Mrs. Josephine
Shell Of Orange. Cal. and tea grand
children Mrs. Shell was an ssts.na-
be woman and psbiications in Cali
fornia where she has resided for Q
number Of years pay glowing trfb-
ate 20 her memory.
White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1921-11-20

FOR RENT-sz5 per month. Eve
room modern home. completely fur
nisbed. including piano and phono-
graph. Aizo chickens for sale. Mrs.
N. r Mayer. T4e Avenue II. East Ely
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
PROSPECTORS
 LIKELY LOST
Teddy Ro,s.on Phil Ott and Big Charley Kobus Indian Not
 Seen Since Er. 0. May

A.ornr to Tmm. WHehI who ry.I recently rom.tae Kogusua .tr.r ruI. Uolston am. rHu Ol .h He Charlie. Nobus uJan
 eruc .arl aIh a small supply ol ua to las. Che throe mon .h'rf a month o- ... Iou HaI. on .He l-st May tor h. heIua.or o. John Ur.r. on n prap..une trip ard w "a. m. um. Wreht er .ae Eoyu- .u. n- NM. last l| Tn. mon had u.. returned uaI mo word had been received from chem
 m Charlie u.s fo have come down Nb .ne I.e at ,he br.aAw utn u.rs ol tae part. and to got uo-. grub. m. bc had mo. returned mp .o September --. and It was
 feared tr. bor had mo, N.tH nm ace .Iert or lost .rnr uar
 uruas H considerably north ot tt. 1reI. circle and .ae breaa-un in .he stream. u.re tal0s p'ao. much ut.r t.u on One Yukon and Tam nm. rl.r. John River .unH. .uto .ne main Ko.rsus rv.r al a point nruNm.'r one and oac-haf mile. above U.Ie NouH NoNs
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
DEPORTATION LAW
 TO BE APPLIED
Law Provides That Aliens Becoming Habitual Criminals May
 Be Bamshed

Thore Is federal law on Che statute books chat deals exclusively with aliens The law is plain and Che punishment for iuiringemeuta severe. but not too severe The law states chat "aay alien who becomes "a criminal. arrested and convicted for any crime. including misic- meauor. may bo doportcl" While his law has been in effect for some time it has not been working at Che trade iu Alaska until recently. The first offeuse to come under local mo- uco is Che removal Of Chas Me.bcrE known as "Charlic Che swcdc" from Anchorage Mclbcrg was taken into custody by Emleatlou officer La- Ruc and lcft for Southeastern Alaska ou one of Che recent boats. Mcl- berg Is wanted In Kctchikau for an- other ollense and win later he de- ported according Go che alien law.
 Federal officials in Alaska have bocu notified by thc department heads thatt hc law win bc r.s.dly en- forced It Is reliably reported thot tbcre arc a number of aliens iu Au- chouee under Che ban who are u- able to deportation to Che land from whence tbcy came because thcy have failed Go respect Che laws of Uncle sam Anchorage Times.
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
JIMMIE" IS NEW
 AGENT FOR O. P. R.

James b. McClostoy for thc paa, nree ycau assistant n Che office of Che Canadian Pacific Railway Company at thH place. returned Tuesday mghi of ths week from Vancouver to which place he was summoned to a conference with of nciols Of Che company and by whom hc was promoted to Che position of Juneau agent succeeding R l Richardson who recently died iu Vancouver Go which place he went from here shortly preceding ha death
 "Jmmy" McCloskey is a Jmoau- raised boy his parents being Mr. and Mrs. Potter McCloskoy and h.s appointment Go such Q good position Is but recognition of his worth. ct- dcioncy and stability Both he and Che company are to be congratulated.
 Tho position Of general agent for Alaska has been temporarily abol- ishcI and may not ukcIy be uucl for some time.
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
KETCHIKAN BOY ON
 HARVARD ELEVEN
Henry Clark, Alaska Born and Raised Does Noble Work in Great Foot
 ball Game of Season

Before some sixty odd thousand. of people. Harvard and Vale hoJuoo Saturday afternoon in Che roll loot bah classic ol Che year, lt-waa o. particular Interest to Ko.ch.bau. ,hl year in chat one ol iu own bov born and raised here played center for Harvard and helped Che Crimson win from Che Blue by score of i0 to3
 Henry Clark H % boy tho. Kolch ikau may wcu feel proud oL ue H boy chat is doing much "to pu. KctchIkm on thc map." as hcy say u Che street And a prediction may bc hanrded tbat hc win do moro.
 Going Go Harvard tlc historically roputcd ultra ar.socrouc institution of Che United States unknown m. heuIded. withoI. fortune or nlu. ouce. Che student body and oyou Che public and pros recognize him. Nol only bas ho been a leader ou thc alh- louc field but also even more par- ucu'ar.y s1 iu Che c'assrooms
 Incidentally thc recognition of ucuy Clark does credit to Harvard. m that Che transformation ms boon spread for years that mo ono but thc bluc-blooI ar.aiocrucy Of Che cas' could gain recognition from Che mi-
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
WOLVES ARE MENACE
 SAY WRANGELLITES
Petition Sets Forth That Deer and Other Valuable Animals Fall
 Prey Co Wolves

Mayor Grant h.s week circulated petition fn .be Governor settling forth hat ou aeeouu. ol ,he uo. destruction o- deer ny wolves u s.u.le,.u Nassa more drastic method. should he employed at oucc Tn. petition ua. ee.r'y signed by .n. m. otI.us and uu be .or umI.I to ffe Governor or tbc ucN. ror.hhoma steamer.
 The b.adas ol tae petition reads u. follows.
 r rreIuor, um.s cpec ut Ono vo.to. ar. da.rovne .re. numbers ol valuable animals chiefly ..c N..s. I..-
 Second m. rre.n. Territorial nm.. law. in I.. application Iu & E N.... does r'- seem fo de.roase ..e number o. u...e. m tH. see roa
 TnrI n .oms to ID. imperative Chat tn order tr Hr..rse Che der tor uu-. u. other and mor. dras- n. method. O. wolf e>.om.uauou must he .oleH. and trI.I
 Fourth Tha. t.. ns..m adopted by r.. uo.oe..aI sars.. for Che ON.
 continuation o. predatory animals m several ..t.. has proven moro ole-- .t. .H.r .n. ol la. bounty H.ems
 formerly don.I
 uu That tn. offer made hy tae Huoa..I sur.. for the n.e us. Of ta.- e.bo.t .Hae. and services .I two trained mon io Nor. for wolf vamr.Hon m S F Na.sa r.t. ne two months ..r,.e tor ft0o uen. t1 ha ....n..I
 sixth That WI. tH. undersigned .r1u. %. WuueeI A..ssa repecr- uIr petition .m as. taat .ae Goy- ..r.r 70. Alaska u. his h. efforts n. .ur. m. amount asked for ht .. n...-..I su,.r and to do sa ..r t.. I.... n...H.. delay sl tnat .H...r.- ....ur. measure. for woI .l..mr.Hor H contemplated cam a. tried oat during m. present win
 . WurroH s.nru..
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
ED JERN MAY BE LOST

According to information brought Co town by Alos kim. who camc In yesterday afternoon from Ono Kan u.bua region. Ed Jeu who lcft either Riley or H,aly on or about he et.h ol September witch some shells and grub for NIm and Ham- seImu had not yet reached hts des- Hn.uou on LfUc Moose Creek
 EI Jern. iu company witch V. O. Groom and J. N Burrows lcu Litt.e Moose ou September l2ta bound ,or LIruue or Ho0y and was supposed to ha,c lcn some point ou Che mIl- road on Che return Iouncy about a week Iafer Hs uou-appoarancc .s causing his friends som. anxiety
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
WHITEHORsE PIONEER
 OLE DICKSON DROWNS

r. ..t.. ....... from Corpora. lr. H {. nr. who II. a. H.r.... L.rIre and -ren .o .ae Vn..Har. s u. oHoare a.- ..ur. %. n. ...I.Ha. Hro~une o. 0.. u..... ..'
 um ... drowned r W.I. .-... o. nr.H.r -... HO had b..r over ...-. .or .hou. three ...s. uh I... I...aa- auf Char IT. Johnson and nm HIHn nw.H-
 The. aore .u tn-.uea hunt. .re and Louis and Charlie had -on. ". WaI. Crock .o build a cache. I.ar- .u- on. and .H. InIau or Wor ole
 rur. .u .oa H-re rra.ne.uu-. n. and m. Indian u.r. returning q. .aun .r.r. noon ol tn. -0.h and u.-. hnHn. HH. hrlee a.ro m. crock 0. was standing ou <.
 r in about One ..ufe- o. the
 crock aI.u b.e bunch o. .ee came down and Knocked rH.u into ,h. u.'er
 rh. Indian had hold ol a po'c and managed to re. ou. arer a truer.. anI n. .e ono oi 0ies logs ur i'm ho ar before te wont under t.. i.e for eooI
 .Nr doubt on. stra.s h.s tead on rock and was knocked out aui r.y.- had ehaH..
 IOr Dickson was resident o. whuetor. for moro chan 2o years and uas Interested in copper prop er.r In tfa. vicinity. For the past egeui years fc had been Workine I1u--rad. eo.d niaeer claims Iu One Kuahne detr.c, w.th hs partner Prank sketch Dickson was a most UsabIe man aHI uas % friend to cy-
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
NOTICE OF SEIZURE
or Launch "sadie" and Time for R
 turn of Process and Hearing of Cam.

or Launch "sodIe" and Time for Re- turn ot Process and Hearing of Cause. In Che District Cour, ior Aluskl. n.-
 vision Number One. at Juneau
 In Admiralty
 STANDARD OL COMPANY. cor-
 powUou, Lihe..ant LAUNCH SADIE" hor iack'c app
 parcl and furniture.
 Respondent
 WHEREAS. a lbel has been Dlcd in Che District Court for Alaska. UI- vision Number Our at Juneau. on Che 10th day of November 1921. by Che Standard on Company against hc Launch "s1l.e.' hor Hcke. ape uaTei and furniture. for a cause sei forth Iu said nbc. being for Che sum oI fIIbO for oils and Easo.in. iur uI.hed said launch. with interest. costs and shuromentH. and .ud uheI praying process against eIId Launch Sadie her iactlo unpaIc. and furniture. and Chat said Launch "SlIIe." her tackle. apparel and Iut. uturc may bc condemned and sold i0 pay such C.u'mi
 Now. therefore Iu puru1nD. or tle m0uIu0u under thc seat of One said court to mc directed and de.IF- cred. d0 hereby give public notice .o au persons claiming tha said launch. her uokIc. apparel and IW- u.mre. or Iu amy manner Interested thorcu. that thcy ho and appear no- or. mId Court .0 he hen m and .1r Ho First Judicial Division oI AIa.sa. at Che District Court Room tn Che Uy of Juneau ou the 'tn day. of January 1922. at ten o'clock tn the forenoon of Chat day. pro- tdeI no same shall he u day oi jurisdiction. otherwise. 0u Che next day ol jurisdiction tlcrgliIorl. tlon md horo Co n.wpo.o the.r claims rud to mako their allegations Iu Chat heHuf
 Dated at Touakoo. Alaska th.s Igm day of November 1921.
 GEO T. BEAUMONT
 United States NarhlI for lHc
 District ol Alaska Division
 Number Ouc
 Bv E. IT, SHERMAN Deputy Wrt publication November 25. I'-l Inst publication December ll. I'tI
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03

Mr. and Mrs. J. IT, Cobb and their son Lang lolt on Che Princess Mary to spend fhc winter u fhe south.
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
RnnKKEEPER FnR MEAT co.

Miss Clara D. slraugo.aud of EuumcIaw Wash. arrived here on tho Princess Mar yand has accepted a position as hookkeopor at Che Frye Bmhn Market. The position was recently made vacant by tho ros.ena- uou of Miss Mildred Frccbws. who lou for tho south on Che Princess Mary Thursday
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
KLUCKWAN INDIANS
 BAN OLD CUSTOMS

some differences have arisen
 moue Che Indians of Haucs and chose %. Nue.aan A HHues ua- ure .asc n noIateh party m Yiud-
 u.by after le had finished his house. Some NluesWW Natives who worc Invited and attended were
 called before .he native council of hrt village and med for porpetuat- ur "o.d customs" The parties so UueI are noI particularly as hcy tbuk somc or tho.a Interested .u Che prosecution arc not themselves free from a like accusation with re- gard to Che creaiou ol a monument in Che local village. Eaoh party de- mcs chat any Fold customs cero- monies verc connected with Che party" or with che erection Of Che tombstone. ssarHay Alaskan.
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
FIRE ALARM CALLS

I-g Third and Franklin 1-i Front and Franklin f-5 Front. opp. Marshall and
 Newman. l-f Front oup F.m ENchause I-7 Front opn city Wharf 1-S Front near Say Mu 2-l Home Grocery 2-3 Wulouehhy. opp Colo Barn 2t Front and Seward. 2-5 Fron, and Main. 2-f Second and Na.u. 2-7 F0h and Seward 2-g Fire uau
 a-2 Casuuoau and RaNu Way 3-I Second and Gold s5 Fourth and Harris. 8-G Fiuh and Go.d 8-1 F0h and Eaat 3-S Seventh and Gold 8-9 Fuh and Kennedy l-l Ninth bock Of power hwe. l-2 Calhoun. opp Juneau Ap.s i-3 u.stIu Ave. and Indian St. 4-5 Ninth and Calhoun l-6 Seventh and No.n I-1 Twelfth at Northern Ldrr l-S 1woIftb and Wiu1uehhy
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03

w. D. Gross. owner of thc col- scum theatre. who has been on a
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03

' HoIg-- mU 011T0I16d1HI 8I
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03
EXHAUSTION OF
 TIMBER SUPPLY
Chic. Forester W B Greeley Give Interesting Data on Present and
 Future Outlook

Portland Oreeon -rbe United s.a.s r-otu..s moro chan ha.l %. t.. mur. lumber .ar oI .he vor'd and u... a- per cen. of chat amount ren. here a. homo" said co. w B. Gr.a.y chief o. Oh. Forrest Service who passed urura Portland from tnr forest ure conference a, Na.hcr neU California
 r.. exhaustion o. .uUuher supp. ply |. coming about. ao. be..ese ve t... u..I our forests freely ha, b. .r. nr ta.. failed to use our rnn.rerou.rr HnI The problem Ir nutshell II. l.c .nomo1. rrea O. .-..t land nh..H ha. been .o 'oeeei .nI burned th.. Hr0Iu.re U,uc ur u..nn. W. H... moro fnar S....0.. ur.. nm ar.a -ra..r H.r .u m. forest. 70. ruror He. em Holland u.rm.r. Germany surrarI smn and ru.uaI uH.. .... H.r I.ual.I to t.e n... .. ....n.. H.a. .o nr n. ... r-..a.... .. any uuH.- 70. .om. m....I ..... .. .........
 w. n.,. other .aormon. .r.. ol .u.... un. ..N e-.N.e uW a .-u ul m. amount n. timber which H., m... n-.IH.c And Ne
 ..Iue n. ... .r... o. l'e or l. U. lam. from i."0." to I....... .r.. ...N r..r i. .... u.... ... .I n... I.- ..... burning H..r. In western U.e.. and W..Hn-.oH ..... ...u.... .... ...r. arc
 .... .. IH...I .HI which Hr. u- t. ...I n. rr..H I.e .mn
 .... .. FIH
 r. m . r.. toms continue without .. T. WI.
 n. .mu nation o. wood . ". m... ....m. . nation .. ... er... H. som. u.u. o. ....- M. must ... n. .t .... forest I..I. u.. u..... ... .e.nlar. ... H0. allowed n. IT. .". HH ... ..H .. ..r. .. .mh..
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 m.r ... aIa O.e-0n
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 ur. lm..r. n... moro .0r ... ..... 0.. a-..... .s largely .. t.. ........ .mr..I..nl.I
 .... .. In. mad. rr.'H. ... ..u .... ...r.. attention .n. ... H .... Som. n. .. ... t..
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 .U. H..r. I-...".. wooden ...... annually .o main r... ...r r...... i. ut condition .r. n. .se ..-. 0. now .o.-rH. rm
 .U ...... American I-s pounds n year made
 . from ... ... n. er'N.He circulation u| ..r newspapers uu.
 ...r- ..a- worry r.-... n. .... allowance.
 ..H ..--... urIEeUt nrm. .a u rmr N.rn. aHag
 r..u.. r..u.. -"" boar. Il. humber .rruHr for repairs ..
 r. n shipment. from tH. Wr...n.. N..n. .r. Ho'. fr.. ,.r. atom. for N.r...ue .. ..... h.,. co. . board ..f ...I ..... r..r
The Stroller's weekly and Douglas Island news., 1921-12-03

yor'ty Tho awarding of scholar ships to this unknown boy from tho North h.H selection as center in Che greatest football game of tho ycar alI do credit to Harvard KolchiIWn lILnn--Iu.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-09-22
STOLEN GEMS HURT MARKET
Pilfered Russian Diamonds Ruin tho
Trade in Holland and
England.

Amsterdam, Enthusiastically in
creasing unemployment in the Dutch
diamond industry is causing some APP
prehension in business circles here.
Last week the number Of unemployed
exceeded 7,9O0 and considerable
increase Is expected in the near future.
Unfavorable news from the United
States is having a bad influence on
the diamond market. 1t is hoped, how
ever, that abundant American crops,
followed as they probably will be by
more active general business, will lead
to some revival in the demand for
diamonds. The fact that guilders are
low in the American market may also
lead to some American buying.
Messages from England attribute the
poor trade in diamonds in the British
and Dutch markets to the fact that
many stolen Russian stones have been
sold in various European cities. The
larger number of these stolen Rus.
sian gems came by circuitous routes
into the hands of Dutch dealers. Vir-
tually all of them had to be reground.
1t is the belief among the initiated
here that the market will not be
normal again until these stolen stones
have all been cleared off the market.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-09-22

throws up on the surface of the
ground the dirt it excavates. The
trapper, opening a fresh mound. sets
a gopher trap well within it and covers
the opening behind the trap with a
piece Of sod, or whatever may be at
hand.
Besides the rodents, which consti-
tute the majority Of farm and garden
pests, there are certain other crea-
lures which are sometimes obnoxious );
among these are stray cats, which too
often destroy useful birds. In many
localities one of the worst farm pests
is the crow, which is often destruc-
tive to grian, eggs and young chick
ems. Crows may be caught in steel
traps, carefully covered with soil and
baited with whatever they are de-
stroying- for example. Such
hawks and owls as are destructive
may sometimes be caught in small
jump traps. Another pest is the Eng
lish sparrow, which destroys no small
amount of grain during the ripening
period"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-09-22
ASPIRIN
Name ''Bayer" on Genuine


Take Aspirin only as told in each
package Of genuine Bayer Tablets of
Aspirin. Then you will be following
the directions and dosage worked out
by physicians during 81 years, and
proved safe by millions. Take no
chances with substitutes. If you see
the Bayer Cross on tablets, you can
take them without fear for Colds,
Headache, Neuralgia, rheumatism,
Earache, Toothache, Lumbago and
for Pain. Handy tin boxes Of twelve
tablets cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages. Aspirin is the
trade mark Of Bayer Manufacture of
Observation-Disclosures of Salicylicacid.-
Advertisement.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-09-22
in THE EYES OF THE LAW
Policeman's Stand Against lmmodest
Attire Would Seem to Be
Somewhat Far-Fetched.

Two girls were crossing Coney
Island street. One had on a heavy,
old-fashioned brilliantine bathing suit,
with long skirt, high neck and elbow
sleeves. The other was in street
clothes. A policeman stopped them.
'You" he called to the bathing
beauty, you can't pass here dressed
like that. Go back and put on some
decent clothes!"
The girl looked down at herself,
then up at the policeman and smiled
"Why, look at Mame!" she ex-
claimed, what about her getting by?'
The officer glanced at the other girl.
She wore a filmy net waist, glaringly
transparent, generously decollete, and
skirt ending few inches above her
knees.
"But she is dressed" said the guard
ian Of the law. Nov you so and put
some clothes on or you can't pass here,
see?"-Judge.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-09-22
THOUGHT He Was pxinu.

Stirring times in our neighbor-
hood last night
"What happened?" .
"rhe Blitherbys played jazz records
until after midnight, so Mr.. Grump-
son rose from his bed and began
to sing, by way of starting little com
petition"
81 suppose the Blitherbys took the
hint?"
mo, indeed. They sent for an am
bulance."
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-09-22

Gatun lake, a part Of the Panama
canal system, is the largest man-made
body Of fresh water in thu world.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1921-09-22
Lightning Flash Picks
Setting Hens Bones

Winchester, VA marvellous
freak of lightning was reported
by Mrs. Coleman Lyme of Jeffer-
son county, West Virginia, who
declared that after lightning had
struck small pear tree near
her chicken yard she went out
to look after a hen whose eggs
We're soon to hatch. She found
the lightning had run down the
fence a short distance to the
nest, and there was the skele-
ton of the hen in the exact posi-
ton in which she had set upon
the nest.
The bones were as clean as
if they had been scraped, and
the meat and feathers lay near
by not even scorched. None of
the eggs had been cracked, but
on close inspection a small hole
was found in the end of each,
and the inside of the shell
burned out as clean as a new
pin.