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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23
TRACK SEASON ENDS.

The track was in such poor condi-
ton resulting from the recent rains,
that the meet which was scheduled
for Saturday could not be held. There
will be no more track events until the
next season, according to Mr.. A.. f.
Muellner, promoter Of these vents. The
completed season was a decided sue
cess. This was the first time in the
history Of the town that such events
were held Interest was stimulated
by each meet, and each time a larger
entry was present. Next season.
these activities win undoubtedly be
very successful.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23
o. e. S. TO GIVE SERIES OF
DANCES.

Wauwatosa Chapter o. +. s., No.
219, will give a series of dances for
the benefit of the furnishing fund, for
affiliated and non-affiliated members
of the Wauwatosa Masonic bodies,
parties to be held at the Masonic tenn
pie. The first party to be held this
Saturday evening, TIE second on No
vembcr rs and the third on December
81. The November party will be the
regular Thanksgiving party and the
New Years eve party will be on De-
cernber 81. All who have not as yet
purchased their tickets had better get
busy and do so at once.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23
GREYSTONE PARK NEWS

Mr.. and Mrs r. E. Henika are re-
joicing over the arrival of baby boy
born last Monday.
Mr.. Harold Achuff left last week on
a business trip to Indiana. Mrs. Achuff
accompanied him to Chicago where
she visited friends for a few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. F. Wussow left last
Saturday evening on an extended west
ern trip. They will stop at Denver and
the Grand Canyon and will go on to
California. Their return trip will be
by the Northern route through Canada.
They expect to be gone FIVE or six
weeks.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23
WILL HOLD BAKE SALE.

The Womans Auxiliary of the
American Legion held meeting on
September the twelfth. They decided
to have Bake Sale in the Gas office
on Saturday, October /. They are
also having a campaign for new mem
bers and they are very anxious for
every mother, sister, daughter, or
wife OF any member of the Legion to
join. Their next meeting viii be held
on Monday, October 8, at eight o'clock
in st. Bernard's Hall. 1t will be a
social meeting and they win be very
glad to have those that are eligible
come and help entertain the boys.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23
FRUIT TREES BLOSSOM SECOND
TIME IN SEASON.

Wauwatosa fruit trees evidently
think this an eyer-bearing climate, in
line with California and Southern
states. Miss Mary Schneider, Green
field avenue, brought in to this office
iast Saturday, spray of apple bios
SONS picked from tree in their yard.
The blossoms were just as pretty and
fragrant as those found in the early
spring.
Why go South when Wauwatosa has
such a lovely climate?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23
NEW STORE TO OPEN SOON

The West Main Market and Gro
Gerry, a new store erected by Mr.. ".
OFT, at the corner of West Main street
and Greenfield avenue, will open for
business on October /. Mr.. OFT has
built a handsome store and we well
come him to Milwaukee's most beauti-
full and fast growing suburb. This
market will handle full line Of
meats and groceries with delivery
service for its patrons.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23

Some Of the young married people
entertained at dinner and bridge at
the Sticlney Field Club last Saturday
night. Those present were Messrs.
and MINES. Roscoe Godfrey, Edward
I. VerHalen, F. w. Kappleman, Phil
Edwards, Fred Godfrey, James N.
Kenney, w. B. Buchanan, James L.
Foley, Jr., G. S. Perry, Erwin Bell
Chas. Scudder, Ralph Sporleder, Ur-
ban Peacock, Floyd Secord, Albert
Voss, Misses Florence Baldwin, Kath-
crime Kenney, and Mr.. Howard God
frey
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23
CHANGE OF FIRM.

Announcement is made that DR.. Jos.
II. Schaefer is now associated with
the firm of Francis +. Cobabe, opti-
cal specialists, Milwaukee. The BUSH
ness win henceforth be known under
the name Of Cobabe & Schaefer, Spe-
cialists in Eye Defects.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23
SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS
PHILIP A. KOLB.

We present Mr.. Philip A. Kolb, Su-
perintendent of the Wauwatosa Pub
lie Schools. Mr.. Kolb has been with
us for the last thirteen years and has
proved to be very efficient and COM
petent in all his work. His interest in
the students and his good fellowship
with everyone, has made him very
popular in Wauwatosa.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23

Miss Mary Cutler entertained at a
linen hover Wednesday night, for
Miss Roberta Pastel,T, .ghose marriage
to DR.. Russell g. Rupert will take place
Don. Her guests were Mines. Roy
l.. Fisher, Eugene M Perry, James
Spaiding and the Misses Katherine
Gordon, June and Hilda Lillydahl,
Marian Schenk, Katherine and Marga-
ret Kenaey, Kathryn Weinbrenner and
Florence Baldwin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23

Send NEW - " GuC 4N41 w -.
Mr.. Frank Gerdis spent Tuesday in
Chicago.
Anthony Uebelaeher has moved to
90 st. James street.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. V. Brigham spent
Sunday in Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Sellmer are
visiting at Delafeld, Wis.
Mrs. Norman Godfrey will spend
the weekend in Whitewater.
Mr.. w. H. Bender, Kenwood avenue.
spent Wednesday of last week in Chi
cago.
Miss Lena Loveland and Miss M.
Morissey spent the weekend at Elk
horn, Wis.
Mr.. F. Mann, Sr., Church street, is
Il seen around Wauwatosa again after
4 long absence.
Miss Young and Miss Schiebe, Wor-
cester, Ill.,, are guests of DR.. and Mrs.
q Albert Young.
W. H. Kenney, Jr., spent the week
end in Chicago the guest of Mrs. Al
bert Flanagan.
A. F. Foster of Los Angeles spent
few days of last week at the home
Of C. H. Godfrey.
Mr. and Mrs. ]. M. Crotty and Mr..
and Mrs. c. r. Zillier spent Sunday
in Cedarburg, Wis.
Miss Alma Williams has left for
! Waukesha, Wis, where she will at
tend Carroll College.
Mrs. ]. McGill spent the weekend
at 0conomowoc, the guest of DIR. and
Mrs E. F. Peterson.
Mr. Harry Lefeber of Green Bay,
spent Saturday with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Abe Lefeber.
Miss Clara Baier spent Sunday at
st. Francis, Wis, visiting her brother
and sister out there.
Mrs. Clifford ]. Kohler entertained
few friends from Milwaukee at
luncheon on Wednesday.
Mrs. David Swan is visiting at the
summer home of DIR. and Mrs. T.. T.
Petersen, Oconomowoc.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. c. Urban, Miss
Leola Urban and Miss Lois Palmer
Will attend the University.
Fred Diedrich, Andrew Renner, and
John Robinson were duck hunting at
Lake Koshkonong Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. E. Henschel and
family motored to Sheboygan where
they spent the weekend.
Miss Doris NJ. Stevens has accepted
position in the Hawley Road school,
teaching the third grade.
Mrs. E. 7. Wright, who has been
very i'll at her home on Wauwatosa
avenue, is slowly improving.
Messrs. A. c. Hedtke and Arthur
Dfandenburg are on two weeks mo-
'of IMP through the North.
Mr.. and Mrs. Francis j. Schmidt,
~ motored via Dodge to Minneapolis
last tuesday, on a business trip.
Mr.. Sidney Smith, Buffalo, N. Y,
M ras oeen the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
Nugar W. Martin, Fifth avenue.
MISS Helen R. Mcintyre left Sunday
Or Evanston, ILL.,, where She will at
eno The Northwestern University.
Mr. and Mrs. Sidney Fuller and
siilily have moved to Milwaukee
''sle they have taken an apartment.
VT, Tom Walker spent the weekend
" ",a9aWatosa, visiting his mother,
40 aeien 5. Walker, Seventh avenue.
Afs' Smith, Of Aurora, H., is visit
/, s' The home of her daughter, Mrs.
H. curtis, East Milwaukee avenue.
ar and Mrs. Bert Warren and finn
nave moved in from Lauderdale
.rs' where they have spent the sum
,-,., ~, Arthur Brocl1way, Waukesha,
-aeEly Of this city, is taking a post
--- e course in osteopathy in Chi
n -.' ana Mrs. Ralph Sporleder spent
-oay Of last week at Beaver Lake,
/ s@'s OF Mr., and Mrs. Paul Cod
and Mrs, Fred Hathaway spent
@-end at Beaver Lake as
81 4lr. and Mrs. Paul S. Cod
-i' and Mrs. Howard Nnllet and
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23

SubsllIutlons, HIgh School = VIE
liams and Kolda. Alumni Stevens.
Perry, Austin Thayre, Smithyman and
Kenny Referee Van Roo. Timers
Babcock and Muellner.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23

We are publL,h:g this cut Of the old
dummy for the benefit Of those who
like TO recall old times This road was
built in 1891 and ran from Thirty
sixth street. Milwaukee, To our city,,
and also to the Northwestern depot in
West AIlis The road was built Dy
Wauwatosa citizens and used as a
means cF transportation between cur
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1921-09-23
Manted % knom-

Wlliie-S saw ma do the jelyfish
get their Jelly from the ocean cur
rents?- Boston Transcript.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25

Furniture and other storage space
for rent. Wisconsin Produce Co. 1t
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25
OLD LOGGER OWNS
MANY FINE HORSES

Many of the finest teams of horses
to be found anywhere are used every
day in Ladysmith by the Flambeau
River Lumber Co. the FOuntain-Camp-
bel Lumber Co., and their logging job
bers in the woods of Rusk county.
II. Mccain. the old timer who has
Travelled the woods of this region for
- years. broke camp last week and
had six of his teams in the Nate Hand
barn Saturday on the way from the
Flamheau River Lumber Co. camps
east of Crane, to his farm in Chippewa
county, near Eagle Point.
The farm editor, who is great
lover Of good horses went to look them
over. We found pair of big rOans
that weigh $500 pounds; pair of sOr-
rpls that weigh $500 pounds brown
team that weigh 1900 pounds; pair
Of blacks that weigh $500 pounds: Il
pair of grayS that weigh 200 pounds
and Il pure-bred Percheron stud and
Il fine mare that weigh 1900 pounds.
These horses are all sound. have no
blemishes, and are as fine Il lot as
any man in the country owns. They
log in the winter and work on the farm
in the summer.
Mr. Mccain has seen the whole de-
velopment of this country from 81
years ago when there was nothing here
but timber, up to the present time.
He has three sons who were with the
horses this winter while Mr.. Mccain
stayed at home on the farm. w. ID.
Morgan was the big chief at the camp.
Seth Nichols. another old-timer, has
worked for him ten years and Mr.. Nc
Cam says he is the best four-horse
skinner in the woods. He tends sep
aratOr in North Dakota every fall and
works for Mr. Mccain for the rest of
the time. Seth is well known to the
lumberjacks Of this county.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25
CRANE FARMER MADE
THE USUAL MISTAKE

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Birket, who
live two miles west of Crane on a
beautiful 40-acre farm, were in Lady
smith Monday. Mrs. Birket says she
is we'll satisfied here and says she
could not find a better place in the
country to live than where their home
is. When they moved onto the place
two years ago there was house ana
barn and half of an acre cleared.
Mr.. Birket now has cleared, stumped
and plowed, five acres, part OF which
he will seed down until the grubs or
brush roots rot out. He says he has
learned that it does not pay TO plOW
new acres here until they have been
seeded down. He subscribed for the
News-Budget so as to keep better post
ed on how others were doing their
farm work.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25
1T PAYS TO PLANT
ONLY CLEAN SEED

What the harvest shall be depends OF
the farmers care and skill in cleaning
his seed. From the beginning of time
The old Bible saying applies TO agri
culture, What man soweth, he
reapeth." II you SOW weed seed, you
will reap weed seed-likewise, if you
plant pure seed. you will reap pure
seed. AS late as 1913 less than one
half of one per cent of our seed was
cleaned before planting. What can
that mean but less production per
acre?
Many experiments have shown that
acre yield may be increased from one
to six bushels by using clean seed.
There is little excuse for a farmer
planting dirty seed in these days With
the much improved threshing machines
and tanning mills. the cleaning and
handling Of seed has been made easy
An increased yield of six bushels per
acre Of twenty acres amounts to 100
bushels: 120 bushels at 80 cents equals
500. a tanning mill can be bought for
$50 to $50. y mill will often pay for
itself in one season.
The best type Of machine for the
average farm conditions is one in
which sleeves and an air blast are com
bined. The sleeves provide for separat-
ing seeds of different sizes and the air
blast takes ont all light seeds, chaff.
and other foreign materials.
one farmer need not buy a tanning
mill alone. three or four ncighbors
may buy one together for each farmer
needs Il tanning mill but short time
each year There is the whole winter
in which to get the cleaning done and
thus each man can find time to use
the mill. We want the largest yield
of the best hay and grain. free from
weeds There is but one way in which
to accomplish this result. We will give
our soil Il 1000 opportunity to produce
real crops in 1921 by planting none but
clean seed.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25
REPAIR MACHINERY NOW

Are we all ready to go or must we
repair our machinery before 1t VIII
be ready to run, in Il few weeks In
dications are that we will have an I'M
usually early spring, and wisdom de-
mands that all machinery be carefully
ovcrhauled now. if this has not al
ready been done. and put into active
working order for active field work.
Neglecting machinery until the last
minute causes costly delays every year
and brings many new words and COM
binations of words into more common
use. \ concrete example will Illus
trate. The spring was late. There had
been lot Of rain and the ground was
roo soft to work at the usual time.
Finally the day came when work c0uld
start on certain rented farm. Early
that morning the renter got his horses
ready and after breakfast started TO
Get the grain drill out Of the machine
shed The drill was in good condition
when put away the fall before and the
farmer was sure that he would be III
the field with it in d few minutes. But
during the winter the roof had sprung
and the water had dripped down on
the drill rusting it badly i'll spots. In
trying to get it into working order two
parts were broken and unfortunately
the local dealers did not have the parts
| on hand and although he wired for
them. it was three days before they
| came.
One never knows about the working
condition Of machinery. A pillow may
not be in condition to scOur, or a corn
planter may need adjusting, in fact
there is any one of IA number of small
| Jobs that may seriously delay ones
work. 1t takes no longer to do it now
than two or three weeks later and the
chances of getting new parts is better
now than in two or three weeks hence
Let us attend to the repairing of oul
machinery now
Furniture and other storage Spac
for rent. Wisconsin Produce Co. l
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25
ACTIVE INTEREST
in CLEARING
Meetings Develop Enthusiasm
and Many Are Joining
Association

AS a result of the drive for member
ing Association. Tie number of mem
berS has shown yin appreciate in
crease The same drive will he con-
| tinued in the rest of the meetings
| Farmers are taking kindly to this
movement and are willingly signing
the membership blanks. 1t is hoped
that settlers who have not sent in the
| membership blanks, will do so. 1t is
Il countrywide movement based OH CO.
operation and education for Il more
speedy development of RuSk county.
The meetings held last week in the
towns Of hurry and Hubbard proved
to be the best meetings held thus far.
4 lively interest was shown and dis
cuSSiOnS were free and of a construct
i've nature. At each of the meetings
the past week. requests were made for
stamping demonstrations this summer
Arrangements were completed to this
effect and in short time Il schedule
Of demonstrations will be published.
More will be said about these demon
STATIONS later.
The meetings so far this week in the
towns Of Atlanta and Flambcau were
we'll attended and the same enthusiasts SIN
and interest shown. Possible arrange
mentS were also made for series OF
demonstrations at these places.
The time for actual work in clear
ing is rapidly approaching and plans
should be we'll under way as TO the
methods you are 70 employ. whether
it is brushing and seeding or dynamit-
ing. you should have your order placed.
An early start is necessary. Don't
wait until the last thing before get
ting your clover seed The market is
good nov for the, purchasing of clover
seed The association stands ready to
help you with any orders you wish
to place.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25

The gross income of Wisconsin farm
ers is estimated by Joseph A. Becker,
joint crop statistician of the State De-
partment of Agriculture. approximate
Iy $439. 100000 in 1920 as compared
with $500. 100000 in 1919. $416,000.000
in 1918, $343 100000 in 1917 and $3.50
100000 in 1909. The gross income in
comparison with 1909 is seen to be 27G
per cent in 1920. BIG per cent i'll 1919.
300 per cent in 1913 and 216 per cent
in 1916. The 1920 income represents
a gross income per farm for each of
the $4,000 farms of the state of
$2.363, compared TO $500 per farm in
1909. The gross income includes total
value of livestock products plus the
value Of cash crops. plus the value of
the marketable surplus of food crops.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25
ANOTHER GOOD FARMER
MOVES HERE FROM IOWA

r. HI. Butler moved here from Spen-
Ger. Iowa, Saturday. Mr.. Butler owns
a fine 60-acre piece of land two miles
east of Ladysmith with about 80
acres of cleared land now i'll meadow
20 acres of seeded pasture, and ten
acres of good timber
Mr.. Butler moved into a house IN
the northwest part of this city. where
he will reside until he can put up
set of buildings on his land. lie
brought fine team OF horses WIN
him and will buy more stock mere
when he gets ready for them.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25
FISH BAIT

An old fisherman has just let out
the secret of his success in catching
bass. Other fishermen would have to
content themselves with bringing in
two or three bass, but this fellow gen
orally got the limit. Il usually fish
with live MICE he confided in a
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25

friend. | stock with plenty of mice
and fasten them onto the long hooks
with rubber bands, which doesn't hurt
them any You have to be careful that
they don't bite you. The minute the
mouse strikes the water. he starts
swimming to shore. The bass will
grab him instantly"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25

Prof. C. P. Norgord, head OF the
State Department of Agriculture in an
address delivered in Lacrosse county
last week. strongly urged the farmers
to organize cooperative bodies for
marketing their products. He point
ed out the fallacy of expecting the
state to do the marketing of farm
products. The state, through the Div
ision of Markets, he said, could aid
greatly by acting as sort OF supreme
referee. but it was up to the farmers
themselves to work together wisely
and effectively.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25

John Egcrer arrived in Ladysmith
Wednesday morning from Port Wash
ington, Wis. His carload of goods
was to arrive in Tony this week. Mr..
Egcrer is moving onto the Peter Hen
deriX farm. two miles south of Tony.
that he now owns
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1921-03-25
AUCTION SALES

We are prepared to clerk your farm
sales. and will take all bankable notes
on auction sales.
PIONEER NATIONAL BANK.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-03

of his neck, as cat carries her
kittens. he carried him down the
volcanoes side to safety.
1t took Stubby a long while to
come to and when he did so he
found his poor little torn and bleed
ign feet as well as his nose resting
in the cool sands of little stream,
and all he had to do, if he wanted
drink was to stick out his tongue
and let the water run through his
mouth.
We'll, Stubby, are you feeling
better?" he heard Billy say when he
tried to open his eyes to see where
he was.
How in the world did get here?
Can you tell me that? for | had Civ
en- UP the hope of ever getting off
that hot volcano again."
Indeed, | can, for | carried you
every step of the way in my mouth,
and when / got here | thought ev-
cry tooth in my head would drop
out, and instead of the little light
weight dog | started with. thought
| was carrying an elephant, you got
so heavy"
BILLY old fellow. you are brick.
That's what you are"
The next day Stubby was all
right. and noticing that this little
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PART L
my, Stubby, how should like
o see my sweet little sister and
lear father and mother again,
Billy went on. And would it not
q strange If we should happen to
let on ship bound for Boston?
an tell you, II we should have
UGH luck | would not let the grass
row under my feet until | was
back on the farm again"
Il believe you are homesick,
aid Stubby
you're right | am admitted
BILLY Jr.
well, | don't blame you for l,
90. would be homesick if | had
yer had home with sister and
lear parents in it, but you zee,
ave never known what 1t was to
ave a home or any one to care for
me-
Just see how that old volcano
smoking now, and what bright
ELECTION it throws on the sky
ibove it,"
1T Is due west from here. What
10 you say to our going to the top
If II and seeing what volcano
eally does look like at close
ange? 1t is our only chance to
zee one, for they don't have any in
he United States"
Say we do. and perhaps, it is so
nigh, we can see the ocean from
is top. We shall then be able to
ee how far we have to travel be-
ore reaching the coast"
THAT is good idea and we will
.ollow II out. Now let us lie down
aere and spend the night and start
carly in the morning before the
Jun gets too hot"
Ten minutes later they were
both asleep with Stubby curled up
tnder Billy's nose. He always got
IS close as possible for company.
II took our travellers several days
reach the volcano and its sum
init, and those days were days of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-03

stream flowed toward the west,
they followed it for two reasons.
One. because they thought ii would
eventually run into the ocean and
the other, because they were afraid
TO leave it for fear OF not finding
any more water, and it was impos-
sible to travel in this dry, hot coun-
try without having lots OF water
This little stream proved per-
feet godsend to them as it quench-
ed their thirst. cooled their aching
feet and bodies and saved them
many long climb as it always
kept its course and flowed straight
on.
Had they followed the mountain
trail it would have led them up hill
and down and over many stones
and brambles. Now, when they
came to a precipice that shut off
their path by its steep side they
took to the stream and either wad-
ed or swan around it, In this way
they reached the seashore days be-
fore they had expected to and with
happy eyes they looked over the
peaceful, blue bosom of the Pacific
ocean
Copyright by the Saalfield Pub
fishing Co, Akron. o.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1921-09-03
Just for Fun
WHAT HE'S LOOKING FOR

Patrol Leader-"Why do you
stand SO restless and shift from
one foot to the other?"
Tenderfoot-"I'm looking for a
soft place to stand"
Patrol Leader-"Stand on your
head"
THE SEA
Behold the wonders of the mighty
deep,
Where crabs and Holsters learn to
creep.
And little fishes learn to swim,
And clumsy sailors tumble in.