South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-05-15
MAN IN THE STREET

NAIN IN 4 4
There are some piufu little trag-
edlts written in the want advertise
ments occasionally Consider the
possibilities % heartache there are
-lR this LITTLE one in tho MIshawaka
7ciassiGcd Of the Ncws Times Baby
cafriare for sale. never used
BOYS and sirls are somewhat Dig
4rorent az times. For instance. n you
&were 90 cali Mlshawaka boy "a
.seciety man. he might hlt you.
The newspaper men OF the cogn-
stry are going to present chair zoo
president Hardur. quite an ape
epropriatc appurtenauce for the seat
sof government.
There Is little to ice said ln IA
svor OF the present day styles says
sthe Washington Post Figures no
elouger l.e." They are So frank they
-bare almost everything
whether the Strawberries be the
klushing beauties Of the top layer
or the knoty warts OF berrydom be-
low. they find ~ last that the mex
orable shortcake ls the levcler Of
thcm ALL The shortchake is to ber-
rydom what death IS to humanity.
kissing is germ swapping says q
Chicago physician. We'll one good
germ deserves another.
a Philadelphia man. told. the judge.
he was drunk when he. married
humber .. A very embarrassing po-
sition for both wives, but Philadei-
phia moonshine. in addition 10 maxi
Ing man forget everything he ever
knew, also warps his Judgment.
10 wife who dikes out I'm a pretty
Bingham dress is apt 10 60 unkissed.
Now Paris is raving over a girl
who is said 20 have the most beauti-
ful eyes in all France Bunk. They
sent a girl with 100000 legs 90
america and she made Phyllis Ha-
ver look like a couple o. million
dollars.
Some one asks. "Do red-haired
people ever marry red-haired peo-
ple2" OF course not. that would
tend 20 a family monopoly of one
~ the greatest glories of humanity
The lord intended the rec domes to
Re fairly apportioned among the
families Of the earth.
AIishawaka is somewhat cleaner.
tut looking the town over we are
Convinced that Cleanup Year is
really what lis needed.
It is only matter Of a -ew weeks.
after folks quit hanging the family
wash in the front yard. until they
are knocking at the doors of "soci-
sty"
Adele Garrison is now writing
series on Holding a Husband" Keep
the kitchen busy emitting such fra
FRANCES as come from fryins ham,
stewiag hash and dripping coffee.
hdele. Then youu be holding him
rs The nose.
An old negro of 96 who lives I'm
Kansas has been using tobacco for
Sc years. but il will get the old ras-
cal yet.
The aged millionaire. George Oys-
ter Of Washington left his beautiful
Young widow nothing. and being a
4 raw Oyster. or an oyster i'm a stew,
she is going TO contest And we hope
she will get something more than %
: she'll Senile plutocrats who annex
( youthful wives should not be allowed
= 10 welch.
Butter prices have dropped five
cents "a pound wholesale. tt is 20 bc
: hoped the retailers viii not inter-
: pref this as a signal 10 raise their
Z prices
Carey's translation Of Dante. page
y time to come
Stands fun within my view t1
which this hour.
Shall not Doe counted of am an-
cient date.
When from the pulpit shall Doe
loudly warud
The bIushing DANES OF Florence.
lest they bare
UnkerchieCd bosoms TO the COM
mon gaze.
Dante died Sept. IA. 1921 You
can see how it is Tor yourself