Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-10-10

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WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO
A lady complained that this col
umn was risque, and cited three
instances. A gentleman approved
strongly Of the three things she spe
officially condemned. "Cos" uset
to say it was better to write up t
four people than down to four hun
bred. We shall continue to do al
we please.
When anybody complains tina
they were led astray. the chance;
are they stood still waiting for the
rope.
Jiggs must have at one time oil
another chased the cure. as his hail
sticks up in the back, too.
| WHY POLITICS PAYS-PoLI-
TICIANS.
1.-THE trouble with the public Is
1t won't take Its own part"
Theodore Roosevelt said that.
Charity begins at home and In
most cases. remains there.
We opine that (1) Mr.. Arbuckle
will again appear in pictures, ca
the morbid public will flock in
larger numbers than ever to see
him, and (3) there will be "raised
prices for this attraction"
"ENGLISH SPOKEN - AMERI-
CAN UNDERSTOOD"
j. Roy Stockton. writing In the
st. Louis Post-D Dispatch, from New
York, said regarding the worlds
series, you hear it played every
| where you go. hotel lobby, subway,
restaurants and the street. in scores
Of languages. Occasionally little
English is spoken"
So long as it Is HER friends who
are doing the visiting, everything
Is all hunky dory, but just let HIM
try having a few of HIS friends
hang around for more than one
meal.
Bachelors won't admit it. but
everybody realizes they are simply
afraid of women.
Romance never dies in a wom-
ans heart and in some mems it is
never born.
as your sister decided
blonde?"
mot yet"
LOCAL STUFF.
with apologies to Little Benny
and our readers.)
Some people like to live In the
country,
While some like to live in town
While others just don't like to live
no where's,
But Just keep on moving around
They go to California for winter,
And up on the Pecos when hot;
They say they are living in Albu-
querque,
But half of the time they are not
Our city Is a good town to live in,
1t offers advantages to you,
A view of the mountains is one OF
them,
And learning to eat chilli is two.
This country was settled by the
Spanish,
And they put the poor Indian to
| rout,
This happened some hundreds of
years ago,
And that's why the land looks
wore out.
But looks wore amt is. you'll dis
cover,
II YOU will but investigate;
II It's wet land all you do is to
drain 1t,
And If dry land you just irrigate.
A fortune awaits the smart hombre
Who, when he's draining his flat,
Can devise some way to make the
| water
Run up hill where the dry land
| Is at.
That brown October ale is now
spelled a-i-l.
Old Kill Crichton says IL he~own-
ed a newspaper in Albuquerque he
would hire somebody to go about
kicking up controversies. just to
make interesting reading.
If erich is dissatisfied with what
has been cerved him in local jour-
nalism during the past year. we
would suggest that he get job in
dog and cat hospital.
There isn't man who would not
approve of the Ku Klux Khan If its
activities could be directed accord
ing to his own desires. and don't
let 'em tell you different.
Fine mornings for smuggling
down just five more minutes,
what? 7. b. z.
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