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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-26
BY William F. Kirk.
PHILADELPHIA DIRGE.

More than half spent Is the season now
And lot Of the wise ones are telling how .
This team or that will 60 over the top
When October is here and the races stop
But you never hear them say
.... philadelphia"
No one calls with brassy bray
philadelphia" y -. ~.
When the rooters stand around
Picking teams with looks profound.
No one ever hears the sound 49, .
.. philadelphia"
Some think the Giants VIII win the racs
In the older league, with the Pirates for place.
Some think it's Just the other way
The Pirates first In q walk. they say.
10 But you never hear them shout 's...
Philadelphia"
No one says one word about
-. o., philadelphia" .
Once this town won tame to spare
For iSs teams have both been There!
Now Il isn't anywhere ~ e. ."
D." "Philadelphiar' >
This Ia the way Of the world, IL seems, "a ... f
Rusted glories and busted dreams.
The world is kind to a winning guy
But when you fall II will let you lie! N.Y..
Do you reckon you'll come back,
w.. ... philadelphia ...
Where's the former fame Of Mack,
philadelphia"
Though we hate to blame your bosses
Their two teams bear heavy crosses
while they lead both, leagues-in losses
sPhilaAelphiAr
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-26
The Cause of
Russian Hunger
vTHE tales that come from Russia
make the heart sick. More

vTHE tales that come from Russia
make the heart sick. More
than anything else, the suffer
ings of the poor little children APP
peal to the compassion of the world.
They suffer and they die by the
thousands because there is neither
food for their hunger nor medicine
for their sickness.
OF all the cruel and abominable
wickedness of the past few years,
the most cruel and abominable was
the blockade of medicine and sani-
tary supplies that could have gone
to relieve the sufferings of Russian
women and children.
1t is hard to see how the men re
sponsible for these awful agonies
can sleep well. Yet Lloyd George
and Millerand and Woodrow Wilson
appear to be able to eat with en-
joyment and to slumber soundly
while the cries of the innocent vic
Tins of their policies fill the world
with a chorus Of woe and misery
and despair. r y e..
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-26
Solving Lne's Mysteries

nNE by one the riddles of life
u are solved. ..
The Congress of Eugenics
(now in SESSION. has discovered the
manner in which musical, literary
and artistic genius is handed down
from generation to generation.
1t is also on the threshold of learn
ing why red-haired people dislike
one another and seldom marry per-
sons of their own complexion, why
tall men frequently choose short
mates and vice versa.
Soon there will be no mysteries
left. @- 11
The man whose wife cannot learn
how to cook, or the woman whose
husband takes his stenographer out
to lunch, can probably have the
matter made perfectly clear to them.
The biologist of the future will
show them charts and figures prov
ing that these traits are hereditary
the one inherited from a paternal
grandfather who was a pinochle adj
dict, and the other from an aunt on
the mothers side who had a weak
ness for jazz.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-26
THEY'RE HUMAN
William Anterior Du Puy

II knew . man to como to Congress once" said
Congressman Martin b. Madden. chairman Of the
Budget Committee, who had been governor of
a great State. His advance had been much
heralded. He was on the way to greater honors
to come. might attain even the Presidency.
"on the day he was to be sworn In delegations
from his home State preceded him. filled the gal
ieries. He entered dramatically through the CEN
trail doors at the back Of the chamber, proceeded
impressively to the ceremony
But not q member 80 much rs turned his
head. Each gave his attention to whatever task
he had in hand. The great man was entirely
ignored. He continued to be ignored. He never
got anywhere in Congress and eventually re-
zone can't get on in Congress that way He
must earn his ARRANGEMENTS. When he has
made one notable success and is being acclaimed
the part Of wisdom Is to assume q becoming mod
esty and to SIT industriously about some other
"A member to get ahead must retain the SYM
pathy Of his fellows and must produce"
Irwin s. Cobb. the hunorist and war CORE
beginning OF the war In 1914. He went hastily
and upon his arrival at Liverpool was ready to
admit . DEGREE of unpreparedness for scenes OF
HIS costume, for example, was military. but
somewhat scrambled. He wore the cap Of an
and the puttees OF one bearing commission in
the American army. As he went ashore he was
accosted by British newspaper reporter and in.
terrogated as to his personality His admissions
were printed the next morning In the paper 40
cording to them he other than Col. Irwin
s. Cobb, Of the Pomeranian Guards
After much observation in Central Europe"
SAYS Hugh s. Gibson, American minister to Po-
land 81 think can make one statement with
out fear of successful contradiction, or OF pre-
cipitating q diplomatic lempasse. That state
ment is this: Jews have no prejudice against
boards" ..-. '.s. .-
David Griffith is very fond Of making speeches
and rarely declines an opportunity I'd do 30. His
manner Of address might be described vervid
WI $40 Copyright, 1919 ..
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-26
Mr.. B. Baer
WHAT OF THE MIGHTY
ceDrifh'. 1874. b. star Complain


DONATION KoMMITTEE
Of Kookoo Khan win
stop at nothing. They
kommitt tsrrifik atrocities.
They hang piktures. Burn
koai. Tar roofs and feather
busters.
GRAND KEwPIE Of Koo-
koos 10 also souprems
Kale 0rabber. World II be-
ing klannized. hsxter,
what Of those two lamb
chops? Kleagle, bring me
those veal kutiets before
they turn 70 mutton. Every
body talks kods language
now, -
KoNDuKToR doe. th'.
ksrtrain kerstop at
Kleveland?
KERCHESS. Got any kup-
per berths: Kerno. But
we got some klower berths.
IMPERIAL HOOK, where
are them two minutes
eggs from our Invisible
Empire? Ka, Ka, Ka. That's
Klannix for ha, ha, Ia.
GRAND GOBLIN. raise
you five mystik chips.
Kexter, see you ana hype
you ten. Nexter, what Of
the night7 Got three kings
and two kweens. Kiggle,
that klans me.
IMPE RI AL HUSBAND.
: what oflsst nighti Grand
wife, / was kuxxing with
my brother Keg Keggers.
Well, put on your karpet
kerslippers belause you
don't kuttle around this
evening. s,.
KING PAPA. I need new
n kerbonnet. Koo k 90
wife, what Of last years
helmet? That's out Of date.
80 10 my bahkroll.
IVA, KA. KA. HEIRLOOM
A are you laughing at?
Take that, you big klu-
loafer. Fine, you big khan
mel. IN make you pay me,
kalimony. 4
EvERYBoDY's speaking
- Klu. World has inklu-
enza. --Epidemik. Alphabet
ilsal soup kontains nothing
but KS. ,.l
DUKE KUMBo meets
- Kizxle Kuspidor. Gives
him imperial wizard hand
shake. Chirps invisible koo-
koo. Borrows visible ten.
Makes himself invisible.
KLEAGLE, what OF this
n laundry Do you kleAn
koliars and kuffsf Even 90,
brother. Kiexter, what Of
socks? Katoof. Kaput.
THAT makes everything
.. klega2s
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-09-29

nels are shelled and planted. The
Kernels from each ear being planted
by themselves in an experimental
patch and the growth and develop
ment of each patch noted. 1t has been
found that although the original ears
were all of the same variety and taken
from the same field there was a great
difference in the growth and develop.
ment in the plants grown on these ex-
detrimental patches from the different
ears. With this method of testing the
seed, in time a very valuable variety
OF corn will be developed for this Sec
ton, variety, no doubt, that will ma
ture sufficiently early to insure the
putting up of good quality of silage
each fall
Hubam, an annual variety of sweet
clover that is meeting with much sue
cess in the Central States, is also hav-
ing try-out on the Sim farm, as we'll
as a Canadian thistle exterminating
contest In which Mrs. Sim with a hoe
on one patch is competing with Prof.
Nystrom, who is using the patent weed
discriminating preparation "Kikem"
on another patch.
AT the farm of Henry Rosen, ad.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-09-29

joining that of Mr.. Sim, a few mi q.
utes were taken to inspect woode n
hooped silo, one of twenty-eight tn al
have been constructed under the SUI
pervision of Prof. Nystrom. Tht ,se
silos can be erected for very lit tie
money and are proving most satisf &C
tory.
At Duvall, the Commmit sewn Ig.
room in the home Of Mrs. r ny
Comegys, was Inspected. Here he
farmer-wives gather at regular int en-.
walls, and under the instruction of M ISIS
EDNA T.. Walker, home demonstrat ion
agent, assisted by Mrs Comegys, ean-
munity clothing project leader, the
arts OF millinery and dressmal uing
are taken up. This department is bne
or the most valuable features of com
munlty ed'fcatioG being conducte d by
state and county, for in additil m to
the social tinge IL adds to the r;'tther
aaonotonous life of the farm wol men :
she time spent has proven most profit
able, for here have been made jim the
last few mouths garme nts reaching
into hundreds of dollars, and at "a saw.
ing over retail' store prices of fir, ON so
to Is per cent;
Arriving at Hollywood Fflrrn, the
Fresh Air Camp under the supervi
sion of Miss, Mnrchison, was visited.
Here IS undIernourished. unlierdevel-
oped Seattle youngsters are, getting
their first taste of real life, and are
showing their appreciation of the good
dairy food being furnis he'll them
through the generosity of Hollywood
Farm, by the interest Ehey are taking
IN things and the rapid Improvement
IN their physical conditions This is a
great hea. this bringing the under
done youngsters from the city into
the country and giving them a. chance
them off right, and Ahe idea
is one that the state could weNl afford
to foster. and perhaps it will
The wonders of Hollywood Farm
were next viewed, The splendid, herd
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-09-29
FARMERS TRIP
IS BIG SUCCESS
Fifty Farmers Make Inspection
Excursion Through King
County.
SEE WORK OF SPECIALISTS
View Work of Experiments in Alfalfa,
Corn, Home Demonstration and
Fresh Air Camps.

1t was an interesting and instruct.
i've trip for tholc Who took ad vantag
of the excursion on August Sth, con.
Quoted b. Co.nty Agent Nystrom, of
King county, cooperating with the eX-
tension department of the Washing
ton State college.
The place of gathering and from
where the start was made. was joan
Sims farm near Novelty. Here at
S:45 a. IN some fifty farmers assem-
bled; and on Mr.. Sims farm, perhaps
from dairyman's standpoint. was
seen some of the most interesting fea-
lures OF the days trip. for it is on
this farm that extensive experiments
in Western Washington alfalfa and
corn growing are being conduc ted Mr.
Sim has made decided success of
alfalfa growing in this section and
now has II acres with good stands of
it. He has found that to make sue.
cess of the plant ON the west side of
the mountains. it is absolutely neces-
sary that the alfalfa keep ahead of the
weeds, and to do this, partic ular at
tention must be paid to the prepare.
ton of the seed bed to eradicate all
weeds before seeding. To accomplish
this Mr.. Sim thoroughly prepares the
ground several weeks before date set
for seeding, and then at intervals o"
every 10 days or two weeks the
ground is thoroughly worked with disk
and harrow to kell all weeds that may
have sprOuted. This treatment is re-
peated at intervals until time for seed.
ing arrives. when the ground is given
the last cultivating and Is pounds of
Grimm alfalfa seed are sown to the
acre. Mr.. Sim has been growing al. |
falfa for the past nine years with
marked success. From fields two and |
three years old from seeding. he cut |
this year for the first cutting enough !,
to make three tons of cured hay to the |
acre and expects to get two and half |
tons more per acre by end of season. |
Mr.. Sims experiments with field |
corn are equally instructive Through |
acclimatiOn and selection, he is &C.
cumulating some very valuable infOr-
nation for corn growers in this out-of.
the.eOrn-belt district. He is using
method of trying out the quality of
his seed corn that Is most interest
ting. which consists In selecting suit
able ears for seed, and after number.
Ing each ear, hundred or more kerr
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-09-29

of Holsteinss great sanitary milk plant,
beautiful gardens and lovely flowers,
AFTER which all the visitors as guests
of the farm sat down to a sumptuous
dairy luneh,
At John r. Stewards farm, the re-
suits of fertilizer experiments were
noted, the comparative effects of
Sheep hen and horse manures used in
lOganberry culture. also some lessons
in landscape gardening; and in poul-
try, the comparative growth of the
capon with that of tn ecockerel.
J. B. Rose, near Bellevue, has dem
onstrafed and is demonstrating that a
family can live we'll, keep well and
happy, and have something to put by
from a 5-acre farm. Mr.. Rose has a
small modern poultry plant with 500
hens that average &C per cent laying
for 8 months in the year. He has an
iceless cooler to keep the milk and
cream sweet; and in his fertilizinE
Experiments on growing crops has
demonstrated that an addition to SUI
per-phosphates to stable manure in
kcreases the value of the manure. The
construction of a modern septic tank
ION this 5-acre farm was one of the
interesting features of the visit. Prof.
)Nystrom has blue prints of this tank
to lend any farmer who wants to build
, one.
G. H. Jensen, also near Bellevue, at
zone time botanist at Washington State
college, is tomato specialist and is
trying out several varieties for this
|climate He is being particularly sue
Fcessful with three the Earliana,
Dieners and Bolgiana. These three
varieties do well in this climate, pro-
Iducing profitable crops.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-09-29
PUYAlLUP FAIR
IS READY TO GO
Covered Passage Ways Assure
Comfort of Visitors If
Weather Is Wet.

With many new buildings and the
old ones repaired and painted and
other improvements made the West
ern Washington Fair will open at Puy-
allup Monday, October 3, with accom-.
mOdatiOns for the largest crowd ever
or shine, it will be all the same. for
all the buildings are connected by
passageways with umbrella roofs and
open on the side. Once inside the en-
trance the entire circuit of the
grounds can be made without getting
from under cover. On the other hand,
II it does not rain and the sun shines
as bright as there is every reason to
believe it will during the first part OF
October. these covered passaeeways
will be fine to keep the sun off. Pres.
ident W.. Fl. Paulhamus figures that
there isn't chance to lose either way.
$4,000 In Improveme ats.
improvements made this year ia.
vOlved an expenditure of about $4O,-
600 and include large additions TO the
grandstand. wOmen's building. auto
mobile exhibit building, comfortable
rest rooms for men and women, the
largest poultry exhibit building in IT,
West. large closed pavilion with con-
crete dancing floor and brick fireplace
at one end, and dining pavilion.
A drainage and sewer system thai
drains every portion of the grounds
has been installed and the driveways
and walks have been cindered. The
half-mile racetrack also has been Gin
dered.
Night Races New Feature.
AS usual the racing events will be
limited to running races. A new fea-
ture this year will lbe night races. a
lighting system having been installed
that will make the track as light as
day.
One of the educational features at
the fair will be daily lectures and
displays of the stock on a large plat
form in front of the grandstand. The
prize winners will be exhibited there
and the judges will explain tia points
on which the awards were made.
Sunday afternoon tie Temple chorus
from the First Methodist church. Sc.
attic, directed by Montgomery Lynch.
Will give a program OF sacred music.
Seattle has always taken a special
interest in this fair and large at
tendance from there is looked for this
year.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-09-29

The essentials of a good kitchen
lare: convenient location; conveniently
ibuilt; equipped with necessary tools
land arranged for efficient work. 1t is
THE work room of the housewife, why
SHOULD it not have the conveniences
necessary for good work?
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1921-09-29


Exhibits
cuns
Yakima Seattle Cities
prne damen pou'ymen displayed exhibits worthy
s1fan
Evening journal., 1921-12-01
BRANCH OF LIONS
CLUBS FORMED HERE

A branch OF the international As
sociation OF Lions Clubs was organ
lied this afternoon in the grill room
OF the Hotel DUPONT The organiza-
ton is similar to the Rotary and
Kiwanis clubs. II has 400 branches
in Canada and the United States
with a total membership OF $4,000.
About 80 charter members attend
ed the first meeting this afternoon,
and elected the following officers:
Herbert II. Ward. Jr.. president;
John C. Craig. secretary, and Earle
L. Ewing, treasurer. II was decided
to meet at 1890 o'clock every Tues
day afternoon in the hotel
The name Lion is derived from
the initial letters OF the slogan Of
the organization; which is Liberty,
Intelligence. Our Nations Safety" j"
Headquarters of the international
Association OF Lions Clubs Is at
Chicago. operating under a charter
granted by the state OF Illinois.
Evening journal., 1921-12-01
T0PKIS STORE NEW
SHOE DEPARTMENT

The new shoe department OF tn
r. Topkis Sons store. 42O Marke
street, which was opened to the pub
lie for the first time on Saturday, "a
now doing a good business. While
the Topkis store has had a shoe
department before. it has never been
on the large scale OF the present
department. Samuel Cohen is man
ager of the department. Mr.. Cohen.
Tor IL years. was manager of Lit
Brothers shoe department in Phila-
delphia.
An array Of footwear ranging from
carpet slippers to the most stylish
street models are on display. Shoes
Of any width, size or style can be
had at moderate prices. Bargain
counters will be a part Of the de-
partment at an times. A competent
force of saleswomen and men are
on hand to give the best possible
service. The policy Of the new shoe
department is that person does not
have 10 buy anything unless he or
she so desires. The public is invited
to look over the new department.
The store presents a pleasing ap-
pearance. II is 1876 feet in length
and connects direct with the main
store. Large skyhghts in the cell
ing afford abundant daylight. More
than $500 persons went through the
store on the opening day. A number
OF Christmas novelties in slippers
for every menber of the family are
now being displayed.
Evening journal., 1921-12-01
FINDS indian
TRIBE RELICS
DR.. Speck Discovers Uten-
sils Used by Sesquehan-
nocks in Maryland
TOMAHAwK is
BEST SPECIMEN

Four miles from Port Deposit.
Nd. in a field near the susquehanna
River DIR. Frank C. speck. OF the
Department OF Anthropology. OF the
University OF Pennsylvania. has
found what are believed 10 be the
utensils. remains OF wigwams. toma-
hawks and arrow heads OF the Ses-
quehannock Indians. an extinct
tribe.
The tomahawk was perhaps the
best specimen obtained. II was as
sharp as the modern hatchet. II is
said the Iroquis and the Eesque-
hannocks were usually at war, al
though the latter spoke the Ian
guage OF the former.
The utensils discovered. accord
ing to DR.. speck were identical with
those OF the Algonquins. A stone as
large as a mans hand covered with
geometrical figures was found and
which DR.. Speck believes is a rec
ord Of prehistoric days.
There is probably less known, OF
the Sesquehannock Indians than
any other tribe on the American
Continent DR.. Speck says. although
their neighbors. the Nanticokes,
have survived and today are a COM
munlty Of more than 200 persons in
Virginia DR.. Speck will organize
the NantcolSes into an historical So
ciety for the purpose OF establish
ing fraternal relations with tho
Canadian branch OF the same people.
Evening journal., 1921-12-01
DECREE
in GEISEL CASE
Belford Best Ordered TO
Pay'$l2 Weekly for Sup
port of Child
WAS RECENTLY
GRANTED DIVORCE

Numerous decisions were handed
down in Superior Court and Court Of
General Sessions today by Judges
Rice and Harrington.
A decree nisi was refused in the
suit Of Sarah Ethel Geisel VS.. David
II. Geisel which was heard in court
recently. Henry r. Isaacs represent
ed the plaintiff and p. w. Green rep
resented the defendant.
In the suit of Belford Best, for
the support of his child. an order of
S12 a wee kwas made by he Court
for the maintenance OF the child.
But was recently granted a decree
nisi on his petition for divorce.
Judge Rice handed down a deci-
sion. quashing two indictments
against Alfred 3. Moore, in which
false pretenses were charged.
There being no jury cases set for
today, the jurors were discharged
until tomorrow morning.
Evening journal., 1921-12-01
DOLL SALE TOMORROW

The annual doll sale of the Homeo-
pathic Hospital will be held tomor-
row in the New Century Club. In
addition to the many attractive
fancy articles eatables will be offer
ed. The sale will open at 1899
o'clock and the luncheon will be
served at 1890 o'clock.
The following young women win
serve as Mattresses for the luncheon:
Mrs. George Spackman. chairman;
Miss Natalie Taylor. Miss Pauline
Jones, Miss Elinor Colby, Miss Flor
ence Kniffen, Miss Zillah Speakman.
Miss Rebecca A. Node. Miss Mary
Miller, Miss Ida May Duben. Miss
Anna Negendank. Miss Mildred
Mullin, Miss Ada Withrow, Miss
Dorothy Smith. Miss Juliet Mace.
Miss Marion Belts. Miss Ruthanna
Taylor, Miss Elizabeth Blanken,
MISS Louise Matthews. Miss Caro-
lyn Golding, Miss Dorothy Ellison,
Mrs. Frank Moore, Mrs. Shermer
II. Stradley, Mrs. william A. Mode,
Mrs Hitch, Mrs. Bentley. Mrs. Rob
ert Miller, Mrs. Asa Adair. Mrs.
Charles Bradway. Mrs. Richard
Bond. Mrs. c. c. Gerow. Mrs. Donald
VanTrump, Mrs. b. c. Grommon.
Mrs. Comegys, Mrs. Lattomus. Mrs
]. B. Morrow, Mrs. II. j. Ellison, Mrs.
Frederick Wyatt, Mrs. K. A. Horn,
Mrs. Albert Penn. Mrs. Edward
Philips.