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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1921-04-30

s-ROOM BRICK; ANIL: Mt PLEASANT;
west Of 18th St; S. 500: terms. Address Box
:O4 A. Star office. l.
MODERN CHEVY CHASE HOME-NlSE
rooms two baths; garage; must sell; inspect
and make offer: might take cash and auto
bile or good notes for equity. Col. 36lS-W.
OWNER TO SELL DETACHED HOME: GOOD
NV section; containing large rooms: hot
water heat: electric lights; open fireplace: lot
3sxl2O to alley. Can accept terms If desired.
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VALUES UP AND PRICES DOWN ON THESE
PARTICULAR HOMES.
MckEEVER & GOSS,

l4O5 Eye St. NV.
Park View.
Nice little home, semi-detached brick with
cement front porch: double rear porches tsleep-
ing porch); electric lights, oak foors
mahogany and white trimmings; twocar
garage; large side lot. Price. only 5000.
MckEEvER & GOSS.
1906 Eye ST. NV. Main 4752
Two-Family Flat.
Attractive two-story apartment house; To-
Gated in Petworth: convenient to car line;
each apartment Of four rooms and bath; front
and double rear porches; hot-water heat, cleo
trio lights; hardwood floors and trimmings;
two-car garage: good-sized lot. Price. only
MckEEVER GOSS,
1905 Eye St. NV. Main 1852
Takoma Park.
California bungalow of five rooms and bath,
nicely finished with oak floors throughout: cleo
tric lights. good heating plant; lot 5Ox13O
Price, 81, $50. on reasonable terms.
MckEEVE
14O5 Eye St. NV.
agENtpEpS nE rTvTJE
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& LUCHS,
Mt. Pleasant.
S15,5OO
Eleven room and 2 bath house. brick with
back porch; hot-water heat; electricity space
for garage; location one Of the best streets in
Mount Pleasant.
10th Street.
$4,000.
An exceptionally we'll built home containing
II rooms and baths: has all the latest i'm
provements and equipment: built Of green
stone: was occupied by Swedish lega ton at
time.
PetWorth.
$500. Terms.
An excellent six room house, with hot water
heat, electric lights, gas, front and double
back porches; large back yard with grape
arbor and fruit trees On wide alley This
ia, without a doubt the best street and
in the best section Of Petworth.
BrOokland.
$3.50.
An excellent home containing rooms and
bath, hot-water heat. electric lights This IL
a corner house on a large lot. A real bargain
& LUCHS.
Main 2345.
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N. L. SALISBURY COMPANY, Inc
1418 Eye St. NV. Phones Main 5oO45.
Price $1,000 Price S15OOO

COMPANY, Inc,
Phones Main 5oO4-5.
Price, $4,000.
CHEVY CHASE-A most attractive home in
this charming section. containing 8
porches hot-water heat. electric lights
remarkable offering at the price
asked.
Price. $15,5OO.
SAULS ADDITION-One Of the most charm
ing homes in this delightful section.
Ideally situated and containing 10 rooms
and BATH all modern improvements;
sleeping and breakfast pnrches; large
lot with shrubbery and fruit trees: also
ample room for gardening; garage in
keeping with house. remarkable
value.
Price, $13,5OO.
WASHINGTON HEIGHTs-An unusually we'll
planned home of 10 rooms and bath :;
steam heat. electric lights. edge gra in
ed floors: situated on deep lot to alley
OCCUPIED by owner and may be bought
on reasonable terms.
Price, $4,000.
NEAR 18th AND PARK ROAD-An excep-
tional detached home. situated lot
bath; modern improvements. 1t is seldom
house in this desirable locality is Of
fered at such a low figure.
Price, $14,5OO
WASHINGTON HEIGHTS-An exceptionally
we'll built home in this charming local
ity. containing. II rooms. baths. hot
water heat electric lights Good lot
Early possession and convenient terms.
COMPANY, Inc,
REAL ESTATE"
Phones Main SOFAS.
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daily until pm. TO inspect. take 9th st. cars
TO Webster and walk two blocks east to 7th.
BAUMAN & HEINZMAN,
Phone Main $500 1884 18th St NV
. FAMILY FLAT ON TODD PI. NEAR "
Capitol 81: = rooms up and > down: separate
Yards, cellars and heating plants. $50. Also
: room house T. st. bet. 1t and mi NV.
$1,000.
d. G. LEAHY. 1879 NV
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1910 Eye ot. NV.
Price, $4,000.
DOWNTOWN MISUNDERSTANDING located:
semi-detached home Of rooms and
bath: modern improvements; lot 26xlO0:
2-story garage. Early possession.
Price. S1275O.
sAULs ADDITION - Handsome bungalow,
containing 7 rooms and bath hot-water
heat. electric lights. hardwood floors
and trim; large living room with stone
fireplace. Home is in splendid condi-
terms
Price, $4,000.
COLUMBIA HEIGHTs-An opportunity to
and bath: hot-water heat, electric lights,
hollowte garage good lot to alley.
Home is in excellent condition and early
possession may be had
Price, $4,000.
NEAR 18th AND PARK ROAD-A semi-de-
tached home. delightfully."- situated.
containing 10 rooms and baths: hot
water heat. electric lights: hardwood
floors: maids room: cold storage room:
instantaneous heater. Large lot to al
ley. Immediate possession and con-
venient terms.
Price, $4,000.
NORTHWEST SECTION - Conveniently To-
Gated and within walking distance Of
downtown, We offer this exceptional
steam heat and electric lights: space
for garage. Owner occupant will give
possession In 30 days. Act quick as
this house will sell within few days.
N. L. SALISBURY
EVERYTHING IN
1913 Eye St. NV.
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MI IHrFH.
$4,000
Business Zone.

Detached; Columbia Heights, near 18th ST.
A very attractive and unusual offering within
the city limits: 3story brick and frame: in
excellent condition; containing about II rooms
g bedrooms) and baths; modern conven-
fences: we'll heated: the lot is so #. by 100
it., 1O,047 square IT. This property is occu-
pied by owner: clear Of any trust: possess
sion can be obtained and reasonable terms
could be arranged.
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Newton St

West Of 10th St; very attractive detached
frame; stories and attic; slate roof: prop
erty in excellent condition; occupied by owner
house contains 10 rooms and bath and lavatory !:
gas and electricity and heated by hot water
15-ft. alley; large garage: convenient terms.
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2Oth St. Mr.. Dupont Circle

yerv desirable and convenient location; near
the car line; three stories. consisting of 10
rooms (8 bedrooms. maids room). baths:
has gas and electric lights and heated by hot
water; lot is 2Ox9O to an alley; ample space
for garage; occupied by owner: can be in
spected by appointment; immediate posses
sion to purchaser has first trust of $4,000
Mt per cent balance can be arranged with
, req sonable cash payment.
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$4,000.
St N w

Convenient TO the 14th st. car line. Over
looking Meridian Park; has 9 rooms. > la this
gas. electric light and hOt-water heat. Lot is
2Ox12O. 400 square feet. Can be inspected
by appointment through this Office ONLY
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$18,5W.
On Mass. Ave.

Between Dupont and Sheridan circles. we are
Offering a very high-class residence, containing
about IA rooms and baths: has all modern
conveniences and very desirable lot; corner Of
an alley. The property is in first-class condi-
ton. Owner very DESTROYS to sell and reason
able terms can be arranged.
q ~ OOO
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FOR SALE-HOUSES.
Continued.
HEDGES & MI
1884 H St. NV.

Cleveland Park.
Price, s25 ONt-Beautiful detached home in a
wonderfully attractive location. having
commanding view Of the entire city
that will never be INSTRUCTED. II has
hOt-water heat. electric lights. hard
wood floors: two unusually fine baths on
the second floor; all the rooms are large
and there Is garage for two ears.
Iwo-Family Apt.
Price. 81 .S5o-Cenveniently io"stad on Column
bia Heights not far from the end OF the
11th st. lire. Five rooms and bath
In each apartment: separate heating
plants. cellars and rear yards. Owner
will give possession of the second floor
apartment and sell reasonable terms.
Northwest Home.
Price. slO.5m--A brand home just
pleted that may he sold q cash pay
inent of S1.HN. The location is ideal:
the house is exceptionally well con
struct-d: has all the very latest i'm
provements, with class-incosed sleep
ing porch and very deep lot to
wide paved alley. This Is well worth
inquirine about.
Near Gov. Printing Office.
Price sa5Mt-A home that should appeal 10
Oificeholder In government printing of
hce. Union station or post office. I.o
Gated in strictly white block: con-
tains nine large rooms and bath: hea ted
and BRICK stable the affordng
acrommoda ions for three automobiles.
Possession and terms.
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Washington HEIGHTS.

Convenient to car line: compare lively new
and modern in every detail; has l. rooms and
3 tiled baths; gas and electric lights and heat
ed by hot water: hardwood finish: specially
selected lighting fixtures: lot is 5Ox13O to a
wide alley: now occupied by owner possession
within reasonable time Property clear of any
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ply "F 1T"
$4,000.
Mr.. Cong. Library.

| Mr.. cong. Library.
! On co. street Sc; very good and suitable
house for a large family or rooming house:
| contains IL rooms and . baths: room for ga
| rage This property is clear of any trust and
| reasonable terms could be arranged for re-
| sponsible purchaser:
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These Properties Are Genuine
Bargains.
See Them at Once.

See Them at Once.
Friendship Heights-A delightful detached
suburban home of sunny rooms and bath;
electricity. ami; 1000 So IT, ground. Ter
races. fruit trees and shade. grape arbor.
Garage, chicken run and house Near
line: one fare to city. Fine western view and
50. $50; $500 cash; bal. conveniently ar
ranged.
Mt. Pleasant-An excellent row house In
this desirable locality. Ten rooms and two
b tbs Furnace heat gas and electricity CON
venient to attach. Second floor arranged as
apartment and rented at s75 monthly; blocks
from Mt Pleasant car line. good buy at
$500; S2.1S cash: $50 mo-: or fully fur
nished at IS. 500; s.. 900 cash; $50 mo.
Takoma Park-In this lovely section;
dandy six room and bath home; large closets,
INV. and electricity: ami; near 14th st.
cars Good lot shade, grape arbor and gar
month.
Brentwood-A si,-room and bath bungalow;
h w. heat, cleo. About %-acre corner lot
arbors. delightful. coy little home and
farm. Garden already planted. Only 81. OUO:
$1,000 cash: so monthly: equity in cash
and s3i 30 month. Act quickly.
Hysttsvi!le Dandy 6r. and b. California
type semi bungalow. hardwood trim; electric
Iy. gas and furnace. ami; completely
- r.ensd throughout; lot .OxlIO. nice lawn
trees. shruhl.ry. flowers. fruit trees and her
RES only $4,000; $500 cash. balance 500
per
A Car at Your Service.
y. b. ZANTZINGER.
pic 10Th 81. NV Main 5371
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FOR SALE-HOUSES
Continued.

Immediate Possession.
Only $3.50 Near 9th and SITS. ne.
rooms and bath. furnace heat. cellar; house
in good condition and can be purchased on
terms.
Nacant-Vacant.
Pretty bay window brick: Q rooms and bath
good size lot to wide alley. Only $3.50 cash
required.
Mr.. 18th and Park Road.
rooms and tile bath recePtion hall. hot.
water heat. pantry. cellar stationary tubs tubs;
and owner will give quick possession. Terms.
Near Soldiers Home.
$3.50 room. and bath. hot water heat.
electricity. colonial front porch double back
pOrche.. Very deep lot to wide alley House
DIETZ & DIETZ,
S35 Southern Bldg.
18th and II SITS. NV:
Cleveland Park.
Home of Dutch Colonial Design.
First Floor:
Reception hall. living room with large
open fireplace. breakfast room with red
block tile floor pantry. kitchen and service
Second Floor:
master bsdrsoms : ., complete no1 tile
overlooking the Potomac river.
Maids room. storage rooms.
Cellar:
instantaneous water heater. stationary
laundry tubs
The house is OF stone, stucco and single
and has large lot. 1t is new, and the price
is $16.JI Terms
MckEEVER & GOSS,
14O5 Eye St Main 49,
Woodley Park.
Overlooking the beautiful lawn Of Ward
man Park Hotel. rooms and complete
bath built in tub. hot-water heat, cleo
trio light. finished sleeping porch. break
fast porch; brick garage.
Lot 12O #. deep.
This house is Of brick construction and
has never been occupied
The price. $4,000. Terms.
MckEENER & GOSS,
1405 Eye St. Main 4702
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Chevy Chase.
Semi-detached stone home Of seven rooms and
two baths and two finished rooms in attic;
very attractive glassed inclosed breakfast and
sleeping porches; massive open freplaces: hard
wood noors; artistic electric fixtures; beamed
ceiling in living room; hot water heat; garage,
Price, $17,5OO. but worth much more
MckEEVER & GOSS,
1906 Eye st. NV. Main 1852.
INLAND Terrace.
Dandy little brick home with front and rear
porches; six rooms and bath with good hea ting
plant; gas lights; room for garage on wide
alley; immediate possession. Price only So $50
for quick sale.
McKEEvER Goss.
1906 Eye st. NV. Main 1859.
Georgetown.
good buy for the price; comforta BILE home
Of six rooms and bath: sleeping porch: front
and rear porches; electric lights; good heating
plant; screens; Of brick construction. Priced
low at 81, 600
R & GOSS,
Main 4752.
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WEAVER BROS,
Main 1921. 735 18th St. NV.
Mt Pleasant Cleveland Park.
. baths h.wh
Price $780, Price $6,5OO
Petworh. Columbia Heights.
7room.a ndb ncosdl
- Price $1,000. Price $l5.5OO
Near 18th and Columbia Road Chevy Chase
moiern
Price, $l5,5N Price, S2SOOO
Saul's Addition. Downtown
Corneh fine
heated garage large
Price, $4,000. Price, $780,
We Can Give Immediate Possession of Each House
WEAVER BROS,
Main 1921 735 18th St. NV.
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Price. $3.50. WASHINGTON HEIGHTS.
Nicely located nine-room and tiled bath
dwelling; economical heaGng plant:
electric lights: large donble rear
porches. GARAGE. So, 900 cash.
Price, $40 500 CHEVY CHASE. New semi
bungalow: seven rooms and tiled bath
stone foundation; hot-water heat and
electric lights; open fireplace; lot about
60 feet wide: convenient to Conn. ave-
car line. Terms.
Price $1,000. NEAR 18th AND HARVARD
ST. NV. Desirable home Of nine rooms
and bath: has electric lights and hot
water heat. Garage. Possession within
short time.
Price. So, 900. COLUMBIA HEIGHTS. Rest
section; fourteen rooms and two tiled
baths: steam heat and electric lights
desirable home and profitable invest
ment Plenty of rooms to sublet that
will produce considerable money to apply
on deferred payments. Reasonable terms
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$780,.
Mr.. the Capitol.

EAST Capitol Street.)
3 stories and attic consisting of IL rooms
and bath; has gas. electric lights and hea ted
by hot water: lot is 20x90 to an alley; ample
space for garage; property is occupied by
owner: be inspected by permit and con-
yenient terms could he arranged.
c1S S00
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MOORE & HILL. Inc,
142O-22 H St. NV.
Phone Main 1853.

Excellent Value in Fine Home On the Heights Near 18th St.
Near Ave. Line.
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FOR SALE-HOUSES
Continued.
DLETON, Inc,
Phone Main 1923.

Chevy Chase. D. c.
Price. SIS. JOO-Delightful home built several
years ago by one of the hest builders
Ten rooms and TIVE baths. hardwood
floors on the first and second floors: very
large front and sleeping porches SIT
uated on a good sized lot with a garage
buy in this section today.
Northeast.
Price, s. WO-A brick house. newly papered
and painted. containing eight rooms and
hath. with a good sized lot to paved
alley II is eNcellently located one
square from Lincoln Park. convenient
to two ear lines and may be easily con
verted into a two family apt. Possess
sion given.
Chevy Chase, Md.
Price 81. DN-D.:ached house OF the bunga-
low type. located a short distance from
the Chevy Chase Club. 1t Is situated on
a lot 5jx175 IT.. has nine rooms and tvs"
baths slate roof. electric lights hot
water heat and garage for two cars
This house is now In very good Condi
ton and occupied by owner. Easy
terms.
BroOkland.
Price 81 aJ0-A dandy home excellently 10
Gated, detached large lot. has six
rooms reception hall and hnth. front
side and rear porches. There are sew
eral fruit trees. grape vines and a
chicken house. and the home is now In
perfect condition. Terms and posses
sion can be arranged.
ODLETON, Inc,
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PRICE REDUCED.
50 OOO-s5OO cash; balance $50 per month 5 r
& b. brick; porches; large lot: near 18th and
A SITS. Sc.
L. 2O71. NEWSOM. lilo 81 st. ne.
mo place like home; no home like OURS
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I1lden st. (Vacant).
North OF Conn. Ave. bridge; convenient to
car line: practically new and in excellent CON
dition; contains rooms and bath: all modern
convenlences; gas. electricity and hot-wat ter
heat; lot is 2o1139 to an 1S-ft. alley; ample
room for large garage; property clear of any
trusts and terms can be arranged.
C1ONNN
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$4,000.

On A St. Sc.
Owner will allow inspection by appoint
ment, and possession can be had Immediate
IT, In good condition: two-story brick: nine
rooms and modern bath; new hot wa ter heat
plant; lot ~ x1OO IT,. contains .. 25s - IT.
$4,000.
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Main 1901.

DAVID L. BARRY,
Main 1901 1907 H ST.
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Main 1858.

WALTER A. BROWN,
Main 1868. 400 H St. NV. Main 1854
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$35,MO.
N Street N w

\ Street NV,
This splendid residence is occupied by owner.
who will allow inspection and give immediate
possession. Contains Is rooms 4 ba this Has
gas. electricity and heated by modern steam
heating plant: 2-car garage: lot is 25xl37
q. 425 square feet). to a 3O-foot alley. First
trust, $4,000. Reasonable cash payment is
required; balance can be arranged
$4,000.
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VIClII1lV VI 1OVII dIl0 I OeO'
si,bis splendid house contains Is rooms and
Q baths: has gas. electricity and steam heat;
lot is 2ox125: 2,750 square feet to a 2O-ft
aIiey: ample space for a 2-car garage: prop
erty is occupied by owner and is in frst-class
condition; clear Of any trust; reasonable
terms Immediate possession to purchaser.
~ H1n-CNN
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THOMAS J. FISHER & co.
'CIncorporated)
Main $3.50.


If nd P SITS Tden St
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-08-15
THIRTY YEARS AGO TO-DAY

(From the Times-Recorder, Aug
ust Is, 1870.
Mr.. George T. Earle Of the well
known firm of Williamson Il Earl,
of Montgomery and Americas, is now
engaged in Cordele experimenting a
splendid sewerage system for that
progressive little city. Mr.. Earl engi-
neered and constructed for Americas
the most perfect sewerage and water
works systems of any city in the
south.
While out riding yesterday after
noon, Mr.. A. A. Mathis encountered
a RATHER feet long, which he pro-
ceeded to entertain in manner rath-
er rough on his snakeship. The tail
of the bird now adorns the museum
Of the Times Recorder. Admission
fee to museum Sc per annult, with
a years subscription thrown in.
The ball has strated. Yesterday
the Bank of Southwestern Georgia
paid over $500 for 20 bales of cot
ton, which was shipped to Savannah.
The Alliance warehouse has been
heard from in the 'First Bale" race.
Mr.. J. NJ. Murphey brought in the
first bale to this warehouse yester-
day. 1t weaghed 581 pounds. Mr.. 0.
E. Lowe was the buyer, and 10 cents
was the price.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-08-15

WIVES WHO. FAIL
FOOLISH
INDEPENDENCE.
BY RUTH AGNES ABELING

1 NJ II ASNCS AbELINS
CHE had always been an indie
- pendent sort. And when she
married she was quite frank about
saying that her independence was
going to be her outstanding charac-
istic.
Of course she loved him! She was
quite mad about him! But that was
no reason why she should forfeit
anything of her own ideas or Opin-
ions. Indeed he should be the one to
make the changes in his opinions
and beliefs.
She insisted that their walks were
always in the direction she preferred.
''If you don't want to go, you
needn't then, I'll go alonew was her
high-pitched rejoinder to his suIges-
ton that they go another way.
1t was at the church to which she
belonged that they always went. 1t
made no difference to her that his
worship became even less than a
rote. 1t made no difference that
she sat in a pew beside her with
sort of defiant sheer that something
which she held as representative of
things good and kind, made her SO
unyieldingly selfish.
He has to go to the church to
which | belong, he knows that |
wouldn't go to that to which he be-
longed" she used to boast.
And their little quarrels she used
m hvsTF
fraught with danger by flinging at
him, "All right-you go your way,
III go mine. You aren't at all neees-
sary to my happiness"
But one day the defiant lie was
hushed on her lips. He took her at
her word.
you've said that for the last
time. I've found my way, and I'm
going it now" he flung. back at her.
She was stunned. During the
slow, sad hours which followed.
when it seemed to her that her soul
was isolated midway between etern-
ity and the existence her physical
self was carrying on she wondered
why She had to suffer so.
She never understood that wifelv
wisdom which sacrifices a belief and
a desire occasionally to avoid the
relentless consequence of hard
word
She never realized that with a
man and woman who care, a hard
word said can never be unsaid and
that each one drives a wedge deeper
and deeper until chasm yawns-
and one stands helpless on either
side.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1921-08-15
OBSERVATIONS
By Stanley


A wife on hand is worth two on
a vacation.
Even a barber loses by cutting
acquaintance.
A woman is known by the COM
pany she snubs.
Now for another tax to pay for
reversing tax revision.
These are the bobbed days-hair,
hose, skirts, incomes,
Eating less restaurant steak nights
lower the price of shoes.
One way to revive the waltz is
call it the scandal walk"
A dentist should send little
laughing gas with his bill.
The man with checkered career
finds it is always his move.
A catastrophe is when the ladies
literary society meets with no one
absent to be talked about.
A tourist can't sleep at home UNI
less someone throws dust in his face
and cusses about roads.
New York has barred fighters over
38. This rule should include chorus
girls.
Our army of occupation is left on
the Rhine by our army of pre-occu-
patton.
Scarcity increases the demand for
dressed chickens in the matrimonial
market.
Father can't see why women get
tired. He does weeks washing
every Saturday night.