The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1921-07-06
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KAN to whirl wursr than ever. But the
affair which put tho iig idea ln n,
3 head was when the queen ana the
euchcssrs and the boss with WhNs
trousers ou that ought iu have hcou
called dukes dccid,d m' future aa
new srapcf man
Ah great men hpNr a'arfinr point
ur an Incentive of some nurt. Tho D. G.
G.. says and why should uoi thut an.
| uly 90 me2 80 eooncr the Thought
than executions. as hu;h the I. e.. G. and
tar Missouri Schoul ~ Journalism and
other reputable Institutions which turn
oui graduates agree Mv live of action
wHs decided then ard There J went to
The editor and told him J wanted nn
assignment BE told mc Go 60 out ana
find II there had houn any auto col
nflons wrccks or other news items
A ROYAL FLUSH
I ] informed him thcrc had boon no
4 wrecks nur collisions bat only "a shOfrr
with nofc tCQuiia untnr His shirt than
ras iu bis tank had Knocked the hind
/ whocls eu of two ears and another ear
/ had Anockcd one nf the court Judges
( down Thty were small matters what
( : wanted te DO WAS something blk. I
wanted o. interview the queen of
! Flowers
fn fsN words ] convinced him or mN
sufclni equipment Tor the lob. through
my spnnAcncr school COURSES and
| had read q ioi ~ Brand WhltncNs
. stuff had followed McFarlano ihruura
several Interviews read sherlock 1
Holmes O Henry and bir bunch of
stuff Tho opportunity seldom comes /
90 beginners 90 Interview queens Co. I.
this country. and wanted in try ms I
hand. A. J trippcd down the stalr,
with the request granted / felt 800
pounds lighter and seven inches taller
The queen had already been located boy
my deductions az per schedule Of both
the G.. $ and the NJ. s. J. and TO her
hotol ! went
~ o well assumed attitude ~ long
experience in such matters ] told the
clerk. without looking at him. 90 uagc
iho queen FOR mo. Tho shock Wa $50
sudden 60 that individual he almost
showed signs of Intelligence and when 4
be- recovered his breath informed mo
in his most formal manner that IL was
against the rulcs ~ the hostoiry Co
paer queens. That did not alter my
purpose IN the least and with the air
~ "thi- shebanR be- az much mine as
anyhody's" started ont 60 find her
Hero thu splendid long distance train
INK once more played me we'll for
there in the sun parior sut the bctu-
TIM queen
Win hullucss bora ~ good training
aud maintaining the well poised ha
hnce recifod iu f.a3sou 81 lhe g. g.
amt page "a of %. NJ Is o. walkcl
directly to her showed one or two
t..f.
hand with pencil runninEly concealed
between the fingers The queen dis-
played her tact and court ethics By
smiling swcotly and Shaking hands
with mo. hope the pencil did not
pinch h.r royal fingers, 40 am Ia the
habit of putting a little pep Ia my
handshake Il says 10 do that Ia both
schools.
HAD "BoBTAlL FULL"
After the handshakc I said: "Havc
you anything Tor the public Queen ,
She turned TO some fellow standing
beside her dressed all Ia white and
said Hhow odd ls this usual Ia Cor
pus Chrlstlg'
Before the fellow could muss Things
w with the adroitncss OF ono we'll
la meeting emergencies where
tho ice was naturally thlng. ! put forth ,
my most pleasant demcanor reached
out my hand and said. "Oh bvE
pardon; Snookum Is my name. ana
sm with The Caller. ALLOW me tu con
graduate YOU I guess sou are the
Nng2"
lie looked little hazy ana replied;
'No--nut yet" I saw right there he
was a dead one In the royal line. aud
'oyalty was the only think OH my bin
y fare without replying ! turned to
he queen ANA told her came Tor an
interview and would be- glad Go have .
, moment or two 81 her valuable time
Page ~ OF the NJ 5. siys to mover !
ail t0 use the word valuable whom
You want to disarm a prospect ion an
interview
Tho queen again smiled aud cnmc {
iear forgetting what had come for
DO you not think tho hreczos blow
nE from the beautiful bay agc delight
ulg" responded the queen as SHE
bowed o. one of the court ladies az "a
station tu hor lott raid "Ypaeum
iut determined TO so on with the m- b
ortlew u b. had 90 be completed over =
iy own dead body
HE HAD TO PASS
After correcting her royal highucss q
hat hruosos came only from the rulf
ind Chat the bay WAS placed There o.
AXE iho friction out of the wind
asked hcr how THINGS were m Flower
ard whore the many pretty court la- u
ll,s came from. and where jewels aud %
uce and Diamond aud things were
lutaod out among the fas lrcd ones by
Dee nnttul WHEN "a state occasion WAS g.
iu That brought another million
d