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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
Joins Social AGENCIES.

The members of the board OF man
ayers of the Citizens Relief Associa-
ton have voted to join the Council
of Social Agencies, and have author
lied the president, DIR. William c.
Rives, to appoint official delegates.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
u. S. W. v. Install Officers.

Installation of officers of Gen. NJ.
Emmet Urell Camp, No. 9. United
Spanish war Veterans, will take
place at meeting of the camp in
Pythian Temple tonight A program
of entertainment will follow. All
veterans of United States wars are
invited.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
TN VIEW OF THE FACT.-

or all good jokes this column has cracked
II has failed to give "Inview OF the fact"
This phrase means just since" but lam
guage lacked,
SO We made the word read. TN view of
tho fact"
Nearly all Congressmcn's speeches would
fail to attract
II they omitted tho old joke, "In Wow
OF the fact"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

IL Congressman Clark's rock pile
bill was working now it would get
several impertinent young army Of
ficers who are walking Washington
streets seeking to start conversa-
tions with decent girls. These birds
prove quite annoying to good girls
at times. f.. M. O'SULLIVAN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

What is the matter with Caruso's
throat?
WIN Csruso ever sing again:
What is "empyema?"
Those are the questions that Capt.
tai music lovers have been asking
breathlessly; as music lovers In the
great capitals OF the world are asking
today; following the report that the
great, golden-voiced tenor has under
gone grsyely serious operation
upon his chest cavity.
LET me take your questions one at
time" said famous throat special
list of Washington, when the reporter
finally gained entrance TO his consul
tation room.
I'm the first place, Caruso's throat
Is apparently not affected By his malady.
Secondly, II Is doubtful II Will sing
again In year, and he may never be
heard In some of his strenuous, mag
nificent roles. Thirdly, empyema Ia
the most serious condition that can
follow pleurisy. or Inflammation OF
the lungs. 1t usually singles out a
weak spot in the lung and infection
sets up.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
NOISY ECONOMY,

Wife-John, do stop that noise.
What are you doing out in the
kitchen?
Hubby-Trying TO make this mar
garine sound like pound of but
ter. LITTLE BITS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
naEARl'n55EElfIG
By BILL PRICE.
Ill AND SUP 3-NDO FEET.

ARTHUR ]. FITZGERALD. Georgia
avenue fan OF II and S, Is now in the
aviation corps. and on his first trip
recently he carried his favoritc col
umn with him $500 feet in the air
Told his friends he wanted to die
happy IL anything happened.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
EUGENE HERBERT COAP-

MAN, vice president of the
Southern Railway Company,
who died early this morning at
his apartment in the Congress
Hall Hotel. Death, II was
stated, was due TO a nervous
disorder following break
down from overwOrk.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

I'd rather be a Gould Re
II could not be Are
For a Gould BE" ~ May Bc,
with chance OF touching par.
I'd rather be a Has Been"
Than Might Have Been" by far
For Might Have Been" has never been.
But Has" was once an ace"
TUXEDO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
Guards Meet Tomorrow.

\ mass melting of Federal guards
and Government watchmcn will be
held in Musicians Hall. 10O6 T. street
northwest tomorrow night at o'clock
to discuss reclassifcation and other
problems.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
START BUREAU
.SHAKE-UPSOON
House Members OF Joint Board
For Business Survey Named
BY Gillette.


are appointed by Vice President
Marshall, the Joint Congressional
Committee on Reorganization, which
is TO turn the various government
bureaus in Washington inside out,
will buckle down to work.
GILLETTE PAvEs WAY.
Speaker Gillette already has paved
the way for the work to begin by
appointing Congressman Reavis OF
Nebraska, author OF the resolution,
Temple of Pennsylvania and Moore
OF Virginia on the committee to
represent the House. The two first
named are Republicans. Moore being
a Democrat.
1t is expected Senator Smoot of
Utah will be named the chairman
OF the joint committee since he orig
mated the movement in Congress for
a reorganization of the administra-
tive bureaus.
One OF its first early steps wi Ge
to take up the Reavis bill prov ing
for the creation of a DepartmeI Of
Public Works in place of the pres
ent Interior Department.
Close cooperation between the
JOINT cong committee OF re-
organization and the proposed bu-
reau OF the budget, in order to put the
Government bureaus in Washington
on a businesslike basis was advoca-
ted today by Congressman Moore
CALLS WORK IMPERATIVE,
Urging the necessity of co-opera-
| ton between the two bodies, Con
gresham Moore said il was impera-
tive, If strict economy in the con-
Quoting of the Government business
was to result.
Chairman Good of the House APP
preparations Committee called atten-
ton yesterday to the need OF the
budget plan. the original bill having
been vetoed by President Wilson.
The two agencies. the reorganza-
ton committee being n legislative
agency, and the other executive" de-
clared Congressman Moore, will work
alcng the same lines with reference
to the matter of cutting out duplica-
lions of work and otherwise improv-
ing the departmental situation"
Mr. Moore declared the committee
would lose no time in getting down
to work as soon as the Senate MEM
bers are appointed by the Vice Presi
dent.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

know "A fellow who bought
pair OF spats and Is scared to
wear them on the streets. So
he wears them to bed for ankle
warmers.
+. w. ".
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
WORD ARRANGEMENT.
IN TIL: CELLAR.

Catsup-This S-hour day is
tough on old home brew.
Jam-Why?
Catsup-He was pnched for
WORKING all night.
OHIO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

He-There is an awful rumbling in
my stomach-lil<c a cart going over
a oobblcstonc street.
Shc-Maybe it is that truck you had
for dinner. SKINNY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

Telephone your Want Ads TO the
Washington Times. they will be given
painstaking care.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

Is what the above condition Is called.
the surgeon cuts away an inch of rib,
takes his scissors and, with quick
snip, opens the thin membrane. | I'M
derstand that over two quarts OF
poison were drawn from Caruso's
lungfrs when he underwent his opera
ton at the Vanderbilt Hotel, in New
a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
NO. los SENSATION.
Bv BILL PRICE

A fireman. brave and bold,
Shaved his mustache, 3-days old,
And says he's boss OF his home
OF course all believe that old bone.
He's known az Mustacheonski, at No. 10.
This ditty is true. ask any Of the men.
&. O. ID.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

Small Boy--Daddy. who was Ham
let!
Daddy-Tm ashamed of your ignor-
ancc. Bring me a Bible and I'll show
Won JUST ME-.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
MAY OVERCOME RAVAGEs.

The psychological advantage OF
Csruso is "A great one. His irrepressi-
BILE flair for life--high spirits and
bubbling humor, may offset the raw
ages of the disease quicker than all
the surgeons treatment after the
operation. But II ne finds that part
of his lung power IL gone forever.
and that no more can he weave the
fine fabric OF his vo.cu, Tor hours at a
time. into the hearts OF the great
Metropolitan audiences. that Is an
other story.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
WHO CHAPPED THEM?

Beneath tho rnistletoc she stood,
As foolish naidcns are very apt.
SO there's no reason why she should
Complain because her lips were chappo
IZZY
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

The blue law nuts are going to
tell us what we CAN do. 1t would
take long time to tell US what we
can NOT do. MONS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

A noticed this in a shoe sign
parlor: school of Orthopodic
Illumination"
GERTRUDE S.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
You can't feather your nest by
chasing chickens.
OLD HORSE.

Billy our wife tells me that she
made New Year resolution-said
she was not going TO quarrel with
you as often as she did last year.
Here's hoping she won't break it.
Tom-Shc can't, She knows what
she's doinE--you see, this year has
one day less in it than last year.
HARPER'S FERRY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
LUNG POWER WEAKENED.

"Caruso juts now is. as far as the
voice Is concerned, like "A pipe-organ
with marvellous tones. but a shattered
bellows. The throat that makes those
marvellous notes still has it's power OF
moving the hearts OF his hearers,
but with that great lung power OF his
weakened he may never engage In
active operate work again.
THE human lung is suspended In a
membrane or wall, and in normal
man the lungs lie 30 closely together
as to be almost one.
But when Caruso developed plcu-
risy. the membrane. or pleura, as II
Is called. filled with watery-like
fluid. A hollow needle was driven
between his lungs and this fluid
drained off. But Infection set in. and
where there was fluid pus began to
form. The surgeons had to get a
wide channel open for il TO drain,
for the secretion was working at his
whole system of health, undermining
by poisoned stream, the heart.
blood, kidneys-his whole constitu.
ton.
In an cmpycma operation. for that
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

Now that cakes are to be sent
to the rock pile know a number of
vamps who arc going to apply for
overseers jobs. PADDY DEAR.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

The brotherhood OF man
Is due some sweet day,
SO il you can't help 1t along,
Don't stand in the way.
EDWARD j. IRVINE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

In the school room-Oh shut up,
you're the biggest Ounce in the
school.
Teacher fangrily)-Boys, don't for
get I'm here. w. d. II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
AMATEUR NIGHT.

SHORTY" a c. C., made his first
debut tho other night, singing,
Girls. check your Chewing Gum at
the Box Office, as the Seats are all
Full Now" +. w. y.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
HER SON
FATALLY HURT.
Mother Present as Lloyd Sebas-
tan, 8, Dies After Auto
Strikes Him.

One boy was killed and several
other persons were injured in a
series of traffic accidents yesterday
in the District.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
An ANAGRAMATIC PUZZLE.

The anagramatiC puzzle attracted
much attention. and US TWO
comes along with another one. out
of these words construct the names
of ten American cities:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05
TAKING IN THE SHOWS

The T is silent like the @ in FISH.
Mac TIGE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

Many men who used to hire
others to look after the fur
naces now insist on doing all the
work and keeping cellar Sc
crets all to themselves.
L.. NJ. O'SULLIVAN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

l ran across this word in the die.
tionary the other day:
"Houorica iIituttt ndinibus-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-01-05

"ALNA TELL In Clothes
Thursday md Friday"
Saw that advertisement in The
Times. Am wondering whnt she
wears the rest Of tho week.
DINTN.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
CAMP PIKE MAY
 BE ABANDONED
J. R. Hamlen Sees Little Hope for Retention of Local CantOnment as a Permanent Army Post.

Camp Pike may be abandoned by October, nthe opinion of J. R. Ham, len, vice president of the Little Rock Board of Commerce. who returned Sun day morning from Washington where he and Senator Joe. T. Robinson con- fcrred with Secretary of War Weeks.
 There is no doubt but that Camp Pike will be abandoned, in my opin- ion," said Mir Hamlen. While Secre- tary Weeks did not say which camps would be retained, he said that the reduction in the personnel of the army would reduce the army to three divisions, necessitating only three camps.
 "One will be located on the Western coast, one on the Eastern and the other in the Southwest. But in my opniOn the camp retained in the Southwest will be Camp Travis, on the Mexican border''
 MT. Hamlen said that no definite date could be determined for final dis position of the camp problem as the army is short on permanent barrack buildings He said that that was one short coming of Camp Pike and one of the reasons he did not think the local camp wiuld be retained
 Secretary Weeks is expected to make some definite announcement concern ing Camp Pike within the next week or 10 days.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
TT STARTED SOMETHING

'I have not said anything to you. but have been saying to others and have induced many to take your medi- cine and be convinced Mayr's Wonder full Remedy is correctly named. It removed stuff from me l never thought could he in a human being and I feel like a different person. The pain in my right side disappeared at once, which four doctors said would require an operat tion; also the bloating and in- digestion It is a simple, hamless preparation that removes the catarrhal mucus from the intestinal tract and allays the inflammation which causes practically all stomach, liver and intes- tinal ailments. including appendicitis. One dose will convince or money re- funded.
 Hesterly Drug Store and druggists everywhere.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
DANGER OF RABIES

animation of the brain of a 1.oo which Saturday attacked and P. DuD K or 20 persons, including several p' and also bit several dogs at
 rona made yesterday by Dr. c. lsA@ rr;son. state health officer, re- ,.d that the dog was afflicted with ' .,.. Doctor Garrison immediately .sod the mayor and city health of- n ot Texarkana and urged them w. ,...to all the victims of the dog " '.a give the pasteur treatment
 'I rne head of the dog was brought
 ,v q s. Lewis of Texarkana, D . of the dog, who was the first 'am MT. Lewis said that the dog '. n,s hand while he was playing " ~, # in the yard of his home. and ..f,t then ran down the street for .-.ra, - blocks attacking every person : .o. Mir. Lewis said he did not ,.r the number of persons bitten.
 - noctor Garrison has ordered that i, tbe dogs known to have been b-ti :, he killed or placed in isolation
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
REVENUE MEN RAID
 EX-PROHI WORKER

Little Rock, July 9, 1921.-W. B. McNutt, 322 Rock street, formerly an agent for the Anti-Saloon League, was arrested Thursday on the charge of having liquor 3n his possession, following a raid made on his house by J. T. Tisdale, prohibition agent. and members of the city police force. The officers found IT gallons of White mule" and large numbers of pint bottles on the premises. His son, Murle McNutt, said that all of the liquor belonged to him, but both men are being held, awaiting the prelimi- nary hearing. which is set for next Wednesday.
 McNutt was convicted some time ago on charge of retailing liquor and was sentenced to IS months in the state penitentiary. The case was reversed, however, and will not be tried again until the next term of court.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28

Charley Neal of Smithville. Texas is visiting relatives here for few days.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28

Prof W. E. Erwin will begin a music school at Bodcaw on Monday August s, 1921. We are expecting the largest attendance ever had at school of this kind. Come. Board at $12.50 for the term. Lessons on piano, violin or any other instrument at reasonable prices. Tuition also reasonable. For further informa tion write to,
 Luther Mitchell, Pres.
 Perry McCargo, Sec.
 Bodcaw, Arkansas.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
LAUNCH DRIVE IN CHICAGO
 AGAINST BEAUTY PARLORS"

Chicago, July 25.-A crusade against so-called "beauty parlors." some of which were characterized by pr. Alice D. Williams as "boot-legging dens" and worse. was launched tonight at meet ing of the American Society of Cos meticians.
 The meeting was unanimous in de- mand for legislation in Illinois and other states to curb lisreputable places.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.

want to write a few lines on the greatest thing ill the world. The ques- tion is, What is Love?
 The perfect exercise of love includes our whole duty to God and our fellow crea lures. The test of Love is in the surrender of personal ambition, and complete abandonment of self. In our deyotions to another we have been ac- customd to be told that the greatest thing. in the religious world is Faith. We are wrong. Go with me to l, Cor. 18th chapter, and see if you have miss ed the mark. The greatest of these IS love. It is not an over sight Paul was speaking of Faith just moment before He says. if I have faith so l could re- move mountains and, Listen, have not Love am nothing. Now abideth Faith Hope. Love and without moments hesitation. the decision, the greatest or these is Love. Listen. the master pieces of christianity are agreed upon t.
 Peter says, above all things have fervent Love among yourselves, Ana John goes farther, God is Love And you remember the profound remark which Paul makes elsewhere, Love IS the fulfilling of the Law. Listen II ve love God with all our hearts, Soul, Mind Strength and. Listen, our neigh bor as ourselves. we would try to teed him clothe him. visit him in his sick ness. and help him in every difhcYIty' and would not think of mistreating him in any way. Listen, if l speak with the tongue of men and Angeis, and have not Love, listen, l am pe- come as sounding brass or tiDklihg symbol. Now again, Love gives us more patience, kindness, generosity good temper, guilelessness. sincerity. Listen. Love uffereth long and is kind' Love yaunteth not itself. Love is not puffed up-Doth not behave itsel1 uh- seemly-seeketh not her own IS not easily provoked-thinketh no evil, re ioiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth m the truth.
 These make mp the supreme gift-the statue of the perfect man. Listen hone we will take time to use all these ingredients in our life. IT not we are failure Love will move us to action. Where Love is God is. He that dwelleth in Love dwelleth in God
 In conclusion, we all know why we have felt the Brazeness of words, with ont Love. Let us quit boasting aDou. what we have been doing. May "oo be,p us all. Hatred stirreth up str'1e' but love covereth all sins, Proyeros' 1912. Better is a dinner or herps where there is Love, than a stalled OK and hatred herewith, Prov. 15:17.
 c. M. ANDRES.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28

for six weeks. The hospitals at Tex arkana, Doctor Garrison said, are equipped for administering the pasteur treatment, and he has requested the mayor there to ask for donations to provide funds for any of the dogs vctims who cannot afford to pay for the treatment.
 The dog, which was family pet, was we'll trained MT. Lewis said, and often went to the car line, a distance of sveral blocks from home, to meet the children and accompany them home.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
WOMAN FLOGGED BY
 MASKED MEN IS ILL

Birmingham, Ala, July 25.-Mrs. Kate Alexander. who, with c. &. Cooley. was flogged by masked men Saturday, was too i'll to leave her bed today. She reiterated she would not leave town as admonished. Cooley said he would comply with the demand and leave. Both deny guilt of any wrong doing and Mrs. Alexander has demanded a full investigation of the attack.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
WORK ON GALE ROAD

Work will begin on the Gale road, at point known as the Flat-woods, Monday August 1st. All interested in a fifty fifty basis, will please take notice. The first day, we want men with sharp axes and saws, only.
 J. w. FRANKS,
 County Judge.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
BOX SUPPER

There will be box supper at Mid way school house next Friday night, July 20. Everybody will have nice time. Bring box. The proceeds of this supper, will go to buy seats for the school house. A real nice program has been arranged. Don't fail to come.
 Committee.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
MAGNOLIA POTATO GROWERS
 ORGANIZE ASSOCIATION

Camden, Ark, July 21.-Sweet po- tato growers in the vicinity of Magno- lia have formed the Magnolia Sweet Potato Growers association The fol- lowing officers were elected: John Health president; Tom Tullis, vice president, and J. M. Talley, secretary and treasurer.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
NOTICE

The Nevada County Farmers Union will meet in call session at Bodcaw August HIP. 1921 at 10 n. m. The regular meeting in July was postponed on account of busy season with farmers.
 E. M Woosley, Pres.
 W. E. Began, Sec.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
HEMSTI'TCHING

am now at the OZan Mercantile Go where I am prepared to do your Hem stitching. Call or leave work there and 1t will be promptly and neatly done. Price 1Oc per yard.
 Mrs. w. K. White. Jr.
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
In Nevada Chancery Court.

The defendant Louise Hamilton is warned to appear in this court within 30 days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff, Grant Hamilton This 9th day of July, 1924. (SEAL) A. s. McGOUGH,
 Clerk
The Nevada County picayune., 1921-07-28
FOR SALE

Standard Bred Duroc Jersey pigs two months old George Shaw, Route 1 four miles south of Prescott, Arkan- sas.