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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02
ADVENTURES OF
THE TWINS
II Was Terrible 90 Think 81 Wha
Harm They Had Doas.

II Was Terrible 90 Think % Whas
Harm They Had Done.
And that's not the worst % a."
went on Mr. Sprinkle Blow. .hs
weatherman. Not only ala promise
nice for him. bat also promised AR.
and AIRS. MuNkrat that ia keep TIE
creek Low until they could set their
house followed out the proper size fer
their new family. For mnskrats make
house ike your daddy makes 4 wei.
only they begin ~ the bottom and dig
up, while your daddy begins a. the
top and digs down. II their new family
has arrived and old Man Flood sends =
rush ~ high water. i'm get into their
bedroom and probably drown fhc ha-
bles And another thing"
Goodness" cried the tWins together.
their eyes bulginE with CONSERVATION.
Il was terrible 20 think what harm
they had done. Ia there anything else
wrongg"
Land. yes: or ! mean oceans yes. I
rsvplied Sprinkle Blow. and they're
al probably cut 90 sea BY this time
.Whoq" cried Nick. who's out %
sea. Mr. weathermau ?"
"The Mink family explained the
fairy. Marty came - me yesterday
ard said he was giving = flshlnK party
q his friends. lie had dug a nice hole
in the tees everything. knowing that
spring was 80 near and there wouldut
BE- much more chance 70 have thai
kind u . party. for the first food
would BE- likely % break ne See % 60
pieces and carry Il OF. and that's ex-
aefIy what has happened I fear. Old
Man Fiood always works Ia a hurry"
oh" said Niek We're 80 sorry. AR
Weathernan. what can we 40 10
help
III unloek he deer q the Ns-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02
GOOD AMERICAN DOCTRINE

Postmaster General Hays Is making
good his pledge not % use his depart
ment as press censorship bureau.
In extending the second class mall
Ing privileges 20 the Liberator. a So
called Socialist publication. which was
d9aieG the privilege By Burleson.
HAYS makes IL perfectly clear that
the nurleson abuses are AZ an end.
Tie following significant statement
accompanies the Idberator order
The war e over. We must return
20 tbs ordered freedom. our meth0a
q safeguarding saa public welfare.
while az tha same time maintaining
freedom % the press. has been found
through long period of stable civil
liberty better for the public welfare
and personal security ef citizens than
20 establish a bureaucratic censorship
which in Is nature becomes a matter
OF Individual opinion. prejudice or ca
price.
There Is q certain cost in free in@
stitutions IN which the institution OF
freedom Of Tire press shares. but we
In this country have preferred - pay
costs from time @ time rather than
10 seek protection Through the his
torioaliy diseredlged devices 81 bu-
reaueFatic governments"
Hays makes the further point that
publications should be- entirely sup
pressed and their publishers prosecu.
ed or they should BE given equal mail
Ing rights in common with other pub
iica1lons.
lie adds that the laws o. the eoun-
Try safeguarding the integrity # the
freedom 81 the press must and shall
bs serupously observed
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02
e IT Now



We naaAt show no ruth or pity
70 tha xgyi
In she soansry o. the city
= must Gle
20 nos cherish 10 not pet him:
when yoa $50 him. 50 ana get hlm
{ sat hisn euiek and % nos lss him
Meftiplys
o.. hs fiits il All the breczes.
Does TIE fly
] ringing various diseases:
That lie why
We shsauld slaY him very quickly
] est ne awarma about a. thlekly
And ws suddenly grew sticky
And vie alel
There's net one redeeming feature
- tha giys
es an evil toathsoms creature.
Meme slenys
And tAa anls way ta treat him
I - faght hssn when sou meet him,
smash. aheiisa. and delete him
swat the rs
Hes = naenaee-we marg pot aim.
- snaas swat ana swat sna swss
hlnL
v-hsse wst sAoat eer battle cry.
Swat tie Pa
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02

Lensrl says capital Is necessary. Yep.
sgfher capital e. credit.
-
According 70 reformers, shert skirts
hoaia b 40 longer.
%
oermaHy'a money situation l. bad
cough. but Just think what Il would
= IL her printers struck.
80
The postofflea department ends cen
fsrship-when there's nothing % cen-
g..
Chicago ssteetlves are searching for
kissing blend" DO they have to
aarch there
Chicago man thiaks mosquitoes viii
srce svusnen to wear longer skirts.
! vat the moaauitol
senator France sails 20 investigate
1sussia. Thars . dangerous name 70
Ike % Lenin's lair.
Fire ia Dublin destroys the tax rec
srds. At last the Irish have some
ing e. be thankful Ter.
Two thing are inevitable: death
al thu restaurant cashier.
-
Fur center q the country Is nov
sag to Kew York. the trade says. New
ork Is already ehe wolf center.
-
poroseopy d the newest remedy in
ssw York to- lost identity, sounds
erse than being lost.
%
DO yea remember the good cid days
hen yea used 10 grab the paper %
aee what Bethlehem steel was doing2
o.
You'd think those American golf
- would get around the course fast
=. considering what the English have
Il their lockers.
-Four flfths II the diamond cutters
Il Amsterdam are out Of worx. The
Grid IL more Interested IN carrots
aan karass.
TIE 1881 VERSIONS Better - have
wed and lost a breach of promise
I ssE than never to have loved at al.
%
Since depression started. fourth
Il the laps II Minaanao, Philippines.
ave retained home. Maybe the best
- q defend the Philippines Il 90
sep an old fashioned panic In tins
fpboard.
Missouri state Industrial Commits
ga has ruled that you can "cusa out.
tie operator once without foffeiting
snr right e. phone service. But
al woslldn1 get you the right NUM-
Ter.
-
An American Is credited viii IN
seuting tha first brick making ma
IRE.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02
YouR FIRsT Eli ANeEsroR

a Utah court rules thai the black
skinned Hindu belongs % the white
race. science backs the ruling.
TIE case may make you wonder Il
Your ancestors came from India and
whether trey looked IKE the fellow
you Sc In the movies who averages tbs
theft 81 the sacred jewel from the
eye 81 the idol in the Bonn yvorn tenn
pie.
EthnoleglatN, who trace the origin
OF peoples. are not certain nbout the
exact location ~ the cradle. 81 the
white race.
Their latest theory Is that your first
white ancestors inhabited Africa
norfh 81 the sudan. whence they mi
gratea thFough Esypt into southern
Russia ard India.
ona o. their first sea poyaxaz va
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02
PRESS COMMENT
The Riehs To Organic.

The Night To Organize.
IL Il noticeable that employees are
usually ready 20 discuss wage cut pro-
posais calmly. and even receptively
IL their unions are respected. n a.
comes 70 q choice between high wages
and the right % organize. they are
willing % sacrifice the high wages
Whom unionism ard wages are both
asaaiied. as they have been IN many
cases. the workmen are fun % fight
The deflatiun ~ boom wages would
proceed a good deal more rapidly II
employers IA general would reconize
this fact. with all that e implies
Quite aside from the abstract merits
or dement's Of unionism, here Is
practical human situation that deserv-
es 70 be met in a practical way. The
deflatlon of wages is one Of the cry
ing needs OF the present time. Prices
cannot be stabilized az a low level
normal demand for goods cannot be
revived. industry cannot recover and
prosperity cannot return until wages
have come down along with every
thing else. Even II labor unionisn Is
regarded as an evil. this - a bad time
20 undertake It's destruction. The other
AE&tA& - NANft Important
But clear thinking along this line -
likely 70 result In a conviction .aat
active hostility 20 unl0niRm cannot 80
destroyed. The right OF labor 70 or
ganize and sell its services collectively
as capital does. Is fundamental right.
an integral part OF modern democracy.
II Is IN line with modern political
thinking. aud q Is IN line with econ0m-
&c evolution.
Every element Of industry and trade
if organizing SIS units joining small
organizations with other groups. uni
Tying and centralizing its operations
This tendency started with the Indus
trial axe. and grows as the age adj
vances. The signs seem 70 point clear
81 20 a time when all labor and all
business interests viii be thoroughly
organized FOR warfare. but FOR
peaceful negotiation and cooperation
There o. danger On such organisa-
ton. of course. but e Is only a danger
n Il il not recognized and plans are
not taken 10 deal with q properly. ana
there might be more danger without
g. The state or government. repre-
senting all the people. and represent
ing particularly the great third party
which stands between capltal and la
Dor, must keep the upper hand, and
when capital and labor are both
thoroughly organized. must act a. ar
bitter between them. ever ready to-
swing a big stick when IL q needed.
Those who fear abuse, 81 power BY
irresponsible labor ofFanizatioasf
along with those who fear similar
abuse % power By irresponsible capt.
talist organizations. had better work
cnnNtrnctiveiy toward this end than
try to block the progress - evolution.
-Tuscaioosa fAla.l News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02
REVELATIONS
OF A WIFE
Why Katie Decided 20 Asa~s IN =
Tempest % Jassifiabs Rage

Why Katie Decided 20 Asavs IN .
Tempest % Jsssifabas Rage
There are six % them" said my
mother Ia law reflectively. AS
daughter Elizabeth. her husband. and
four children. three boys ana 3 giTi
wherever are ne going 60 pui
them" I exclaimed incautiouaiy. and
the next moment regretted my speech
for my nsother-in-i4w give me awith-
crinw glance.
There wiH be plenty q room shs
said Jelly. The Eifl o the youngest
and we eaa set . crib Tor her and
PIT II in your room. which. of course
you win naturally give e your sister
in-iaw and her husband while they
are here. The nan extra cot la Dleky =
room VIII tx that room for ths three
boys"
Where % you think Dicky and
viii sleep ! asked, ana ! am afraid
my tone vas as frigid ss her own. Tor
Der utter disregard ~ my position a.
mistress of the house waa fast getting
on ny nerves. much AZ tried - cgn-
cesl q from DickY.
Mofher GrAh8Fr'a Denanda
Thgs projected birthday visit -
pickys SISTER and her family. which
had been arranged ~ my mother-ln-
law without even TIE pretenpe ~ con
suiting me until after her Invitation
had been sent. caused me auoh mis-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02
ons sure Way.

ons Sure Way.
The best way 20 Judge q business
enterprise OF any community Il the
size and frequency 81 the aas In the
hometown paper. All readers are
strangers until they buy. The bust
ness visitor e a stranger until he
buys a few meals and the permanent
residents is VEN much a stranger al
the store be has never been invited
% pafronize. The large display I'd
attracts and holds attention and
cries out low cost. low overhead. low
selling prices. quality goods All ads
are rcad-big or little. Everybody
knows that. and the statement calls
FOR no argument But the merchant
WHO IL seeking real business success
aud wants - advertise the best way
and 10 get the most FOR his money IL
the one who realizes that the larger
the "a TIE greater Is pulling power
Milton Gazette
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02
More Of the War nuddIs.

More Of the War Muddle.
u ~ an argument against war that
whatever u seems % touch q shines.
Ia spite ~ the fact that the United
states il recovering from its effects
more rapidly than any other nation. IL
VIII doubtless be a long time before
tho wars trail 81 official befuddle-
msnt viii be erased from our national
records.
Just a. present the salient muddle
i stiil the case u Bergdoll and other
slackers. Through page after page %
official investigation the Boredoil mat
ter crawiN, leaving a record ~ buck
passing almost rivaiied By ifs picture
Of offictai axity. which IL perfectly
appalling. With Berwdoll in Germany
the investigation still goes on. and no
one knows what viii have been the
point u il when Il IL all over. The
Tact remains that even in high Official
circles the war produced grounds for
harsh criticism.
And while the BeredoIi case h. stiu
with us they are opening the Stacker
lists % the public notice. These lists
are made up q the names % men VINO
registered for draft and then ala not
appear when they were called. And ap-
parentiy the same muddio q mived
with the drawing up II the lists since
on them have been found, not once or
twice. but again and again and again.
names 81 men who fought overseas
and who were decorated. men whose
bodies lie m French cemeteries. men
who served with the finest 90 records
ia the army Or navy or tho flying corps
and who are now published as siackera
through some bureaucratic biunder or
another.
u IL hardly to be- hoped thar all these
cases viii be called up and cleared
cr published IN dag or even IN
year. II l. an aftermath much 81 which
We could gladly be without n the
attention that s. being given 20 II
could be placed where & ls needed and
the wounded and manned veterans of
the war who have been 80 neglected
by the government could be properly
cared for u would seem a much more
worthwhile application - energy.
Meantime the muddie continues
Miami Herald.
says the West End Advertiser. The
youth who has All the money Ia wants
70 Eratify whatever whims' or indul-
gencics be may crave Is a. surely
headed foT the scrap pile az u an Ia
FAINT going % cut is fingers n hand
"a an open razor. There Is no more
pltlful slght than that Of a cafiow
youth with money lined pockets sur
rounded BY helpful spendcrs bent upon
showing him how they all have a good
time on his cash. The male and the
female. they fiock 20 his standard. and
the poor goof j. made ~ believe that
Il IL his personal popularity that at
tracts friends" such q young fellow
Is extremely fortunate II his assoola-
tons % not lead him into acqusin.
tanceship with iawlsss characters
ready 20 teach him lawiessueas At
the best he is led into associations
that set tow standards FOR him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02

don't-do-shat. attitude IL "a the home
The parent who makes a comrade Of
his child. Always retaining the right
fui position Of senior comrade with
the experience. Exnow1edwo and nu-
thority which that seniority gives him.
VII seldom have trouble with that
child. The Judge waa right. but the
parents. not the children. are 70 blame
Tampa Tribune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02

FHpfsN AF&tNfN8s
a Dakota judge. trying a seventeen
year old boy for murder. took oecas-
son 70 lecture the parents whom he
held more responsible than the young
lie said 90 them
There is No excuse for parents not
20 know where their children are az
the age Of sixteen. and knowing what
they are doing. The pool halls are
not the place for them The street n
no place for them after , o'clock and
Joy riding never makes a nan. Par.
ents IN this city are 20 blame II ~
time % revert 70 the 60 old prin-
clpie ~ punishment in the home and
then there will be less punishment 10
Be done IN the courts"
The idea % home training - az
right. and the sentiments expressed
are good. generally but the judge Laid
TOO much emphasis on the "good' old
principle Of punishment Ga the home
There are times ga bringing up oi
every family when parental correction
in the form Of corporal punishment Is
Indicted" IS the matsria medica ex-
pert would say. Better home training
II undoubtedly needed. but why speak
as though the rod. and the slipper and
the strap we're the only media q i'm
parting knoWledge ~ sef-eontrol. o.
teaching right and wrong The rod
- the medicine Of the home. not the
food. II is called Tor only when d. =
sired 70 pat the patient - his splr-
itual and mental pargatiou. Castor
oil il needed a. some times IN the
chllds life, but you cant bring a child
up on q diet Of elstor Oh.
The real need Is Ter parents % take
more trouble with their children.
make companions 81 their boys and
girls. understand them. bear wIth
them. get their confidence ana never
batray IT, Let parents obey the Bib
teal Injunction: And Sc. parents. pro-
woke not your children 70 wrath" In
stead % constantly anotina. Child.
rem obey your parents. for this q
right We neglect cur children and
then are ashamed and shocked thar
they 90 not act like polite society -
poets 81 grown-uEs. The trouble q
tao naneh Of the doat- bother-me. aas
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02

aanre Fairies again and let out Jack
Frost" answered Sprinkle Blow. lie
can be useful AZ times. although be hss
a bad habit q shopping around when
he isn't IN the least wanted
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1921-06-02

Since depression started. a fourth
&c the laps n Minaanao, Philippines
/ ave resurned home. Maybe the besi
~ g defend the Philippines Il &
! aep an old fashioned panic In ths
I apboaFd.
The New York herald., 1921-04-27
JOHN WANAMAKEP NOW
60 YEARS IN BUSINESS
Prominent Men Joir, in PhiIa.
delphia Celebration.

Special Despatch to THE New York HERALD.
PHILADELPHIA. April 26.--John Wana-
makers sixtieth anniversary as n busi-
ness man was celebrated to-day with
many prominent men Of New York and
Philadelphia present at various cere-
monies
At luncheon in the Bellevue-Strat-
ford Mayor Moore OF Philadelphia. Mayor
Hylan of New York. James NJ. Beck and
Samuel NJ. Vauclain, president OF the
Baldwin Locomotive Works, were speak
ers.
Guests included Cardinal Daugherty
Police Commissioner Enright of New
York and the entire membership Of the
Supreme Court of PENNSYLVANIA, headed
by Chief Justice Robert Won Mosch-
zisker. which adjourned half hour
early to attend.
kilograms from President Harding,
WilIam Jennings Bryan, Postmaster
Hays and many others extended con-
gratulations.
A vase was presented to Mr.. Wana-
maker by the employees of the Paris
establishment William Hawthorne, head
of the London store l.. M. Huber. head
of the branch at Yollohoma, and Rod
man Wanamaker. manager of the New
York store, Jointly presented him with a
gold medal
The New York herald., 1921-04-27
BEST LIAR IN SEVEN SEAS
SOUGHT FOR PERFECT JOB
Three Watches Daily of One Hour Each at Good Wages
for Sailor Who Can Spin Most Grotesque and
Thrilling Yarns for Voyagers.

The perfect Job was invented yester-
day with an Inspired stroke and now the
perfect paradox is being sought to iil
It. The steamship George Washington
Is to have an official liar He will have
nothing to do but elucidate the mys-
teries of the deep for gaping travellers.
He viii get good wages. He will be
supplied with trousers to hitch. fresh
quid 10 insert at the start OF each yarn.
a Guilty pipe and probably with fore
lock to pull at appropriate intervals.
He must furnish his own chin whiskers.
a weatherbeaten look and imagination.
II he's so or 100 years old. SO much
the better. No limit is put upon his
fancy or his salty lingo. He will have
to work only three hours day. The
rest of the time his mind will lie fall
low, or recharging itself like storage
battery. When he does work 1t will be
with the comVnions OF his choice. He
will sing, O Muse. of sea serpents and
mermaids, Of treasure ships and pi-
rates. OF castaways and cannibals. Of
parrots and Portuguese. of doubloons
and double rations Of grog. of phantom
ships and fan tan layouts, of Lascars
and Alaska, OF the coral atoll and moth
i;.g at ALL of round shot and cutlasses OF
sweet rivers In the sour sea, Of shan
ghai-ing in Shanghai and peekaboo
The New York herald., 1921-04-27

waists IN Pelxin. of tempest and Tam
pico. and of a world bereft of rum.
For corroooration, see u. A. Quar!es.
dent OF the United States Mail Steamship
Company. owner OF the George Wash
ington. He is going to institute a seri-
Gus competition for the berth, thus far
unclassified under the Seaman's Act, of
spinner Of yarns. He has sent inyi-
tations to the places where the like
liest candidates are thought to be, such
as Sailors Snug Harbor on Staten ISL
and: the Seamans Church Institute in
South street; the Shipmasters' Club OF
New York and the New York and New
Jersey Pilots Association. The time
and place of the contest will he made
known soon. The chief qualifications
are thus defined: First hand knowl-
edge OF ships and voyages; familiarity
with the classic fables of the seven
seas The sages who enter the con-
test will recite their whalingest piece In
the presence of competent judges of
prevarication.
The winner will go aboard the George
Washington as a privileged lrr+on. The
ship is now being refitted. Its first
voyage with Bill Barnacle aboard as
chief raconteur will be in July. His
three hours of duty will be divided. He
will edify the women in the lounge for
one hour. the men in the smoking room
for an hour. and the third hour he Will
gather the children around his knee
and petrify them with whoppers.
The New York herald., 1921-04-27
DROPS 13, 500 FEET IN
I8 MINUTES, A RECORD
Corp. Drake, With Parachute,
Leaps From, Plane.

new local record for a parachute
jump WIS made yesterday at Mitchell
the Firs: Squadron. He sailed down
from an altitude OF 1880 feeI in exactly
IL minutes. landing about quarter OF
q mile from the field.
brakes jump was made from a De
Haviland plane piloted by Lieut.. Fonda
q. Johnson. About 200 feet below the
plane his parachute took the wind and
opened and from that point his fall
amounted only to an easy drift.
Another jump was that OF Corporal
Affred c. Shepard He took off at H.
500 feet. Great crowds OF automobiles
lined the limits Of the field from which
the planes went up