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KEEP HUBBY DEPENDENT

| clean shirts and handkerchiefs, and collar
| buttons, there would be very little marry
| ing, and fewer of the men who did get mar
ried would stay married. For it is the fear
of what might befall him If he didn't have
| his Maria to look after him that keeps many
a man from wandering away from his Maria s
| cooking, and her Sherlock Holmes ability
| to locate clean towels in the dark.
| There is still another reason why it is in
advisable for woman to teach her husband
how to cook, and that is that it rears up
| a critic on the hearth, than which nothing
| is more aggravating, or harder to endure
| with patience. Every woman knows that she
can bear with Christian meekness to have
| her character aspersed, her intellectual 1T
tainments derided, even to have her taste
impugned, but that she feels like throwing
| things at the head of the person who sits
down to her table, to eat of her handiwork
and who finds fault with it. It takes no
prophet to foretell that the dove of peace
| is not going to hover over that household
| in which the husband casually remarks at
the dinner table that he always browns his
flour when he makes gravy, and that he
doesn't see why the bread is so heavy, that
his rolls never fall, and that the way he
makes chocolate pudding is so and so, and
so and so.
| In cooking, as in other things, a little
knowledge is a dangerous thing, and women
should be forewarned as to how insufferable
men would be If they really knew how to
cook, by the way the. act when they only
think they know how to cook. Every man
who has ever made coffee on a camping ex-
petition lays down the law on coffee-making
to his wife every morning during the bal
ance of his life Every man who can make
decent salad dressing fancies himself a
French chef, and so one trembles to think
of the ordeal it would be to cater to a
husband who could get up meal without
using everything in the ice box and the
pantry, and soiling every, pot in the kitchen.
OF course, a woman might think that 1t
would Tighten her laEors to have a husband
who could take his turn at the cook stove,
and help out with the spring sewing, and
who would sit on one side of light of an
evening and darn stockings while she sat
and darned on the other side, but the dis
tages.
The ideal husband is the man who eats
what is set before him, and asks no ques-
lions, and who looks upon his wife as his
guardian angel.
Furthermore, the woman who babies her
husband most, and makes him most de-
pendent upon her is the one who has the
surest hold upon him. It may cause her to
take few more steps in her daily work,
but none of the steps are in the direction
of Reno.
Copyright, 1921, by The Wheeler Syndicate,
Inc.) r''/
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-12-31
DOROTHY DIX'S TALKS

| A DMIRAL TSAI TING-KAN senior ad-
~ wiser to the Chinese delegation of the
- Washington armament conference,
made speech to women the other day in
| which he told them how to maintain a
strangle hold on their husbands
| He said that the way to keep a husband
was to keep him on a leading string, to
keep him dependent, and lookingg to his wife
as the source from which all of his material
comfort flowed, and he warned wives against
the folly Of ever permitting their husbands
to learn how to cook, or sew.
This is good advice which I have fire.
quently given, myself in this column, for it
is far more dangerous to women for men to
get out of their sacred sphere than it ever
was to men for women to break out of
| theirs. AS I have more than once pointed
out, the man who las mastered the art of
frying an egg without scrambling 1t, and
who can sew on a button without jabbing
the needle through the fleshy part of his
thumb, is an einancipated creature over
whom woman has no real hold.
Heaven knows, men are far too indie
pendent of women, anyway Clubs, and
bachelor apartments, and visiting Wallets, are
already responsible for what Mr.. Wegg
would call the decline and fall off in matri-
mony among the gilded youth of today. Hap
PLY, most young men lack the price OF this
sort Of single blessedness de luxe, SO they
are still forced into Liatrimony to get some
DOQy 10 take care OIL Cu0m, puC SUOuu6SS
only knows what would happen If every
man were a good free-hand cook, and an
expert darner. Probably the wedding bells
would cease to jangle at all.
Undoubtedly, most men marry for home.
and to get some one to shelter and protect
them. OF course, they don't admit this even
to themselves. They think they have fallen
in love with some particular fair one, and
that she has SO taken possession of their
hearts that they cannot do without her.
But If they would psychoanalyze them
selves they would find out that the exact
moment in which matrimony sold itself to
them, SO to speak, was in an hour when
their stomachs revolted at the boarding
house prunes, or they found out that they
could read a restaurant menu as long as
your arm backwards, and forwards, and cross
ways, without finding one single dish on it
| their appetites craved, or, when they start
ed to dress in a hurry, they discovered that
they didn't have a single shirt that wasn't
buttonless, or a pair Of socks that wasn't as
full Of holes as sitter.
It is in this moment of despair, when a
man realizes his inability to cope with the
landress, or provide himself with decent
food the way he likes it, that he feels the
need of having wife to protect him, and
stand between him and the cruel world, and
it is then that he up and asks the woman
who is hdndest to him to share his pay
envelope.
If every man was his own cook, and his
own seamstress, and knew where to find his
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-12-31
Real Georgia Pie

A Baltimore man wants to know where
the genuine old-fashioned pumpkin pie can
be found. Well, we can't say, not being
so very familiar with the pumpkin variety
But if the aforesaid Baltimorean will come
to Monroe and partake of some of the old
fashioned potato pie that can be found at
Ellis hotel, memories of it's deliciousness
will haunt him in all the years to come. No
one in the world knows how to cook potato
pie just like Mrs. Ellis, and that is some
compliment, If we know what we are talk
ing about-Walton Tribune.
Having partaken Of the famous Ellis hotel
pie, we gladly endorse Editor Ernest Camps
glowing recommendation. 1t doesn't matter
with us what has become of pumpkin pie,
old-fashioned or modern.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-12-31

development of Peters park is no less graft
flying than the disposition of the government
to proceed with public improvements. Mr..
Peters, we are informed, was influenced
largely by desire to help relieve the unem-
ployment situation in his decision to proceed
with the development of his property.
It is our, judgment that the surest means
of checking the crime wave is by providing
employment for idle hands and occupation for
idle minds, and the way this is to be accom-
plished is to encourage building and con-
struction work
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-12-31
Making soperton Beautiful

The Civic league is formulating plans to
beautify the courthouse square by setting
out trees, planting grasses and shrubbery
and doing many other little things to make
the site pleasing to thu eye. Treut1en county
has magnificent little courthouse, ideally
located, and every citizen of the county
should be very proud of it. The ladies of
the Civic league are to be congratulated on
the interest shown in identifying the spot
Soperton News. =
The ladies have the right idea and the
men should hasten imbibe the inspiration,
''Make the town clean"
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OUIPS AND QUIDDITIES

The battalion was in camp. Tents had
been pitched and all made ship-shape.
The cooks had lit their fires. The SER
geant major made his rounds.
'"Tripe and unyuns for SUPPER" he said
"Get the tripe ready"
One of the cooks looked UP in surprise.
"But where's the troipe, rir?" he asked.
changing up on that tent pole," was the
reply.
'Lor'," said the cook, "an' I just been
wiping me lands on it! Thort 1t was dirty
towel"
A number of young women were having
lessons in fencing from a professional in
structor.
"Now, mademoiselle," said the teacher to
one girl to whom he had been trying to i'm
part the first principles of fencing, chow
would you use your foil If an oppol ent
feinted?"
After due deliberation, the girl replied:
81 think I'd just tickle her with the point OF
it to see whether she was taking"
Mrs. Beanie was admiring Mrs. Deare's
baby.
ooh, what darIing!"
Dada! Goo-goo! Hoo! Da!" replied
the baby.
''The dear!" exclaimed Mrs. Beanie. "He's
trying so hard to talk"
Eyes; he talks that way all day, but he
doesn't say anything" ventured Bobbie, the
five-year-old brother of the baby.
"The baby is so much like his father
Mrs Deare commented apropos Of nothing, OF
course.
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ANSWERS.

A small boy, aged 4, had just communi-
Gated lie fact to his uncle that ne ha
started on his school career. Indeed" said
his uncle, why, you must be the younCest
there" "Oh, no. answered the youngster
in very lofty manner, there's another gen
tleman who comes in a perambulator."
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-12-31
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
QUESTIONS.

..
1. What patriotic American song was
written by Joseph Hopkinson?
2. OF what is botany the science?
3. How many thousand make a myriad?
4. To what do agrarian rights pertain?
5. Where did calico cloth originate?
6. Which State has the greater popula-
ton, Utah or Idaho?
7. Which is the larger city, Richmond or
Birmingham?
8. What part Of the National flag is omit
ted in the Union Jack?
g. In what year did the Titanic sink?
10. What U. S. warship was called "Old
1ronsides?"
ANSWERS.
1, Hail Columbia; 2, plants; 3, ten; 4, land
holding; 5, Calicut 6, Utah; 7, Birming-
ham; 8, stripes; 8, 1912; 10, Constitution.
Copyright, 1921, New York Evening World)
BY Press Publishing Co.
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American Plot?

J. Carr, representing American Commu-
nists at the All-Russian Soviet Congress meet
ing in Moscow, declared that the American
workmen were secretly or AIMING and even
tually would overthrow capitalism and es-
tablish workmen's government.
"I do not bring greetings from the Ameri-
can government" said Carr in his speech be-
fore the congress, "but from millions of OPP
pressed people in America; not from the poll
tcians now comforting at Washington behind
locked doris as to how they can down Soviet
hussia. I bring greetings from millions who
are walking the streets with nowhere to
sleep and nothing to eat"
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-12-31
NStranded Americans

The American Chamber Of Commerce OF
Manila, has appealed to United States Army
headquarters in behal' of nearly sixty desti-
tute Americans, many of them with fami-
lies, who are stranded in Manila, without
work and lacking sufficient means to return
to the United States.
The Chamber Of Commerce suggests that
these men be given employment by the
United States government Twenty of the
destitute are office men and the remainder
are mechanics.
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Immigration Figures

Records of the Bureau Of immigration
show that the quotas allowed for the year
have ben exhausted in the case of fourteen
nations, and that no further aliens will be adj
mitted from those countries. These are
Africa, Atlantic Islands, Greece, Hungary,
Jugo-Slavia, Other Asia, Other Europe, PAL
estine, Poland, Portugal, New. Zealand, Spain,
Syria, Turkey and Smyrna.
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Dog Monument

Dog lovers will have a new shrine to visit
when the proposed memorial at the canine
cemetery is completed at Hartsdale N. Y.
There will be erected the memorial in honor
of the dogs who served with the American
armies in France. The memorial is ST. .ue
Of war dog in heroic figure, with canteen
and helmet, on a rustic bowlder fashioned
from Vermont granite. It will cost $780,
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Copyright, 1921, by The Wheeler syndicat
Incl -
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1921-12-31

bOguS STAMPS ..HIII
A swindle of large proportions has been
perpetrated on the Argentine postoffice de-
partment by the printing and sale of false
five-cent stamps. The sale of these stamps
apparently has been going on possibly for
years, but it was only recently discovered.
The department has ordered the withdrawal
of the isue in question
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-12-07
TIA JUANA RESULTS

First Race - Six furlongs; all
ages. Red William, 1l3 Carter,
1900, 1000. $50; Restful. 1OS (Hun-
tamer), 1910. 1920; Mrs. Pat, So
Hurn), $50. Time, 1:16. Ask Jes-
sic, Hunters Point, Blazer, Bar A,
Missouri, Jewel City. Figaron and
Our Hazel also ran.
Second Race-Five and one-halt
furlongs; all ages. American Maid,
1O4 (Parke), $40, 4.40, $50; Vodka,
1O7 (Huntamer), 700. $50; w. C.
Dolly. 112 (AtwelD, $40 Time,
1:0S 3-5. MurieTs Pet. weinland,
Joe Underwood, St. Pierre, Daisy
N, Hanovers Topaz, and Brown
Bee also ran.
Third Race - Five and one-half
furlongs; all ages. Busy Bird. 1O4
(Jacobs), 7.40, 500, 500; Cabling,
LIP (Deford), 1910, 7.4O; Our Maid,
107 (Saladin), 1850. Time, 1909.
Mary Josephine. Ola Lee, Mex, Co.
brila, Hotfoot, Pink Tenny, Vera
Wood and Lantern also ran.
Fourth Race-One mile and sew
enty yards; 3-year-olds and up:
Plunger, los (Huntamer). 1910. $50,
$40; Shenandoah, 113 Carter, $50,
$50; Brown Favorite, 10 (Marti-
nez). 4-2O. Time, 1:47. Lola. Ne
braska, Chick Barley, George
Muehlebach, Bala Rosa. and Dehra
also ran.
Fifth Race-one mile and a six
tenth; 3-year-olds and up. Verdi
loon. los (Parke). $50. 2.40, 2.20;
Dixie Carroll. 10 (Murray), 2.40,
24O; Deckhand. 1O3 (Jacobs), $50.
Time, 1:49. Ballot Car, Sea Beach,
and Water Willow also ran.
Sixth Race-Five and one-half
furlongs; all ages Smiling Maggie,
1OS (Huntamer). 500. $40. $50; Big
Smoke, 100 (Gross). 4.40, 4.40: Kitty
Cheatham, 100 Parke). $50. Time,
1:0s LIS. Mayfiower, Gwendola,
iPantagenet, and Claude Weaver
also ran.
Seventh Race-Five and one-helf
furiongs; all ages. Sherman A, 10S
(AtwelD. $50. $50. $40; Boone
Vile, 105 (Williams), $50, $50;
Hamilton A, ia (Rae), $50. Time,
l:OS. Little Beach. Lady Small,
Midia. 1. w. Harper. and Nellie Har-
per also ran.
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next few seasons, wherein each has
an excellent chance Of repeating.
Different characteristics.
OF the four. Miss Hollins, Jim
Barnes and JesssGuilford all belong
to the serene. unemotional class.
Hutchinson Is pne OF the nervous.
restless. high-strung type whose
brilliant game has had to wait many
years for its reward on this account.
He made the boldest of bold bids
at Inverness for the American omen
a year ago, but after a sensational
start slipped just enough in the
final round 10 lose by a stroke.
What are their main feature. as
golfers? Briefly, they might be sum
married. in this fashion:
/. Hutchison-Wond control
OF the back-spin mashie or mashie
niblick approach. Good distance
from the tee and upon certain days
wonderful putter.
2. Miss ollins-Long hitter and
fine. long IRON player. Is one of the
longest drivers among women that
golf has ever known. Improved her
short game very much In last wear
by hard practice and patient effort
3. Barnes-One of the games
longest players. Has control of
both low run-up and high pitching
approach. Is one of the most cor
sistent puttcrs in the business. Has
one of the best ali round games In
any land. Extremely careful, studI-
Gus type.
4. Guilford-Game Is featured by
long, accurate hitting, fine long iron
play and brilliant putting. Weakest
part OF the game is work with
mashie from 100 to 40 yards. I'm
usually good at chip shot of green
or at recovering from trouble.
All four had won other leading
minor championships before crash
ing through the last defenses, so
there was in no case any element OF
an outside slipping by. The crown
that each has won this year is the
result of steady Improvement that
at last came upon its just reward
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-12-07

Mcnamara and Madden
Lead Sir-Day Bikers

NEW YORK, Dec. 6-The team
of Mcnamara and Madden led the
field in the siX-day bike race at II
o'clock tonight with 142 points and
the Belgian team of Deruyter and
Van kempen was second, with 1922
Buysee and Van Hevel were third
with l2l, Goullet and Brocco fourth
with II, and Rutt and Coburn fifth,
with 81.
Crowds of 10000 fans witnessed
the afternoon and evening sprints
and the Garden rolled with cheers
of the Italians for Brocco.
Buysee and Van Hevel started a
jam in the afternoon and surren-
dered the pace to Mcnamara and
Madden. the most formidable team
in the race to date. The French
team of Billiard and Avalone was
Tapped again in this contest, now
being two laps to the rear.
Twelve teams were on an equal
footing as to miles and laps COW
cred when the evening sprints be-
gan. Two teams were one lap to
the bad.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1921-12-07

HAVANA, Dec. 6.-The Atares
Handicap, which featured the card
at Oriental Park here this after
noon, was won by Guv'nor, the g.
year-old son of Superman, which
has had exceptionally fine success
since the opening Of the wint"r
meeting.
Guv'nor broke fast, led all the
way and won by eight lengths from
Cromwell, with Mack Garner dis
tant third. = The race. which was
over the five and half furlong
route, was wosth s775 to NJ. Gold
blatt. who owns Guvnor.
For the first time in long while
long shots had their innings.
Starting with the first race and on
down the line the bookies were hard
put to pay some OF the bets placed
by stable connections on the inside
OF the good things. F ]. Kearns
put over the first one in the opener
when Diversity, at to. l, defeated
T. Doyle's Fictile By length.
Ldstre. the even money favorite, was
a close third
The next favorite to topple was
John ]. Casey, which was held at
to and was beaten a half length
by John Kelly's Sir Jack. which paid
its supporters 20 to 1. Sir Jack was
well handled by Jockey Chalmers.
and although 1t was necessary for
this lad to use all of his knowledge
of the game in the battle down the
home stretch the outsider just lasted
long enough to bring woe to the
form players. Caraway was third,
one length behind John J. Casey.
First Race-Claiming: maiden g
year-olds; 800; 51a furlongs: Dr.
versity, 100 (Espenshade). to l,
to ., to 5; Fictile, 112 (Boyle),
to 5, to 5; Lustre, lis (Stone),
l TO 6. Time. 1:14 3-5. Sun Girl,
Aleso, Tricolette. Mary Hartman.
Mrs. Grundy San Stefano and
Acosta also ran.
Second Race-Claiming; 3-year-
olds and up; 500; 6 furlongs: Sir
Jack, 112 (Chalmers). 20 to /. 8 to
l, to l: John ]. Casey. liz
(Schwart), 2 to 5, to 5; Caraway.
100 (CarrolD, to 10. Time: 1:lS
3-5. Kentmere, Say When, Speedy
Lady, Duke of Shelby. Inro, Dandy
Van, Hazel r. and Lady Eileen also
ran.
Third Race-Clainiing; 3-year-
olds and up; 500; furlongs:
Harold n, 80 (Elis), 10 to l, to
/. 2 to /; Major Domo. III (Pick-
ens), I to S. 7 to 10; Golden Flint,
107 (Kennedy), even. Time: 1:16
2-5. Yeomanette, Shipmate, The
Englishman, w. G. McClintock. Don
Thrush, Mugivan also ran.
Fourth Race-The Atares Han
al, g. ~
furlongs. Guv'nor. lis (Kennedy), 4
to 5, l to 5. out; Cromwell, 116
(Pickens), 1 to 4, out; Mack Gar
ner, 112 (Hinphy), out. Time. 1906
As. General Menocal also ran.
Fifth -year-olds and
up; claiming; 500; furlongs: Old
Sinner 112 (Merrimee), to 2. 6 to
;, to s; Golden Chance. 104 (Schef-
feD, 7 to 10, to 3; Sugar Mint, 1O6
(Wakoff), even. Time: lis Is.
Tarascon, The Enquirer. Fireworth
and Blazeaway also ran.
Sixth Race-Three-year- and
up; claiming; 800; l mile and so
yards: Christie Hooters. 1O7 (Car-
rolD, even, / to 3. i to 6; Tim ].
Hogan, los (Smallwood) to /, 4
to 5; Misericorde, 113 (Morrisey),
to 2. Time: 1:47 Is Slick H.,
Mays Bob, George James. Stir Up
and Whippoorwill also ran.
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TIA yUANA.
, TIA JUANA ENTRIES

First Race-Five furlongs; all
ages: Crispie. Ill; Colonel Murphy,
ia: Duly Fashion, 100; Rosellis,
LOG; Squash. Ill; Tom Caro-, 1O6;
Infield, 1903; Georgiana w. 50;
Blazer, Ill.
Second Race-Five and a half fur
longs: 2-year-olds: PloW Steel, 1903;
The Cigarette, 107: Eyebright, 1903;
Nan Mckinney, 10; Olympiad, IFS;
Trumpet Call. ITO; Dewey Field.
1O7; Rose Roberts, 10; Jay Mac,
10.
Third Race-One mile; 3-year-
olds and up: Hanover's Topaz, 106;
Glover Junia. 101; Our Leader. los;
Indian Brigade. 1O1; Little Orphan,
1O1; Missouri. 101; Bevo. 1O1: Pine
crest. 90; Canvasback, los; Sip
para, 106.
Fourth Race - Five furlongs:
3-year-olds and up: Virgo. 1O6;
Rafferty,, III: Elsabio. 109; Merry
Lass, 100; Clear the Way. Ill: No
Wonder. ia; Stanley H, LOG; Ellen
Smith, III.
Fifth Race-One mile and seventy
yards; 3-year-olds and up: Gath,
100: Woodie Montgomery, ZIG: Glen
well, 104; Poacher. 110; Piedra. 1os.
Sixth Race-One and one-six-
teenth miles; 3-year-olds and up:
Salgeorge. 1902: General Byng, 1O2:
Undine, 10s; Zetetic, 102; Zamloch,
los; Ledinosaure, III: Billy Stuart,
113; Baby Sister, 113.
Seventh Race-Five and a half
furlongs; 3-year-olds and up: Kath-
crime Rankin, 107: Ella Waldo 80;
Mannchen, 105: Little Pointer. 1903:
Clear Lake, 107: Tut, 1903: Peggy
Martin, 106; Queen of Trumps, 104;
John Jr.. 10Y: Thrills, 107.