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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11
The Aspirin Situation
Don't Be Deceived

by Aspirin advertisements being run
by those who scok to dlscrcdlt all
Aspirin Tablets except those made
by them,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11

Porter ITO lady alighting from
car:) "Shall brush you off. lady?"
Lady: NO thanks. Ill just get off the
usual way"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11
Relapse Ahead

klamath Falls physician claims to
have restored two patients to san
ity by pulling their teeth. When
they see the bill they will go crazy
again.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11

Nobody knows why they call 1t a
dumb waiter. There Is more talk
up and down a dumbwaiter than
there is in a political convention.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11
The Facts Are

that wo regularly handle large
quantities OF Aspirin u. ID. Co. Tab
lots that We know aro Puro and
Genuine aud full strength. They
are rigidly tested by first-ciasS
chemists. and are put out by u firm
Of tho very highcht standing, tho
United Drug company OF Boston
We. as Rcxnli Druggists. arc their
exclusive agents In klamath Falls.
The Aspirin patent expired In
1917, and anyone can now make
Aspirin and sell II under that name
Aspirin U. ID. Co. Table are put
up In packages OF las 2fs and
1905. The price Ia moderate. for
,hcro is no profitcoring In uni'cd
Drug company business methods.
FIFTH AND MAIN STREETS
STAR DRUG co.
Klamath Falls Oregon
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11

The high quality OF success that
follows advertising In tho classified
column OF Tho Herald Is due TO the
intelligence OF It's readers.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11
Kinnatl, Falls

A boy six years OF age was recent
~ shipped By express from Ranger.
Texas. to Bend, Oregon. A tag ON
his coat bore tho following informa-
ton: Leonard hdcock, Ranger.
Texas. destination. Edwin Berry.
Bend. Oregon,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11
They'd Make Poor Hens

When a hen cackles II is general
ly a sign that she has laid an egg.
But lots OF men cackle without hav-
ing accomplished anything.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11
Junius

They say that the price OF paper
is stiil way up so they'll probably go
back to making shoes out OF leather
now.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11

Advertising pays. Try 1t and see'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11

Ho, Hum Hazy
While we have no inclination
Toward a verbal alteration
With a gentleman In Philadelphia.
Pa.
Who declares, all by his lonely,
He brought prices down. we only
Wish to say he's pulling something
rather raw
Every day for months we've fashion
Caustic paragraphs impassioned.
And we've panned the profiteer In
flowing rythm;
II the gentleman Is willing
To share credit for the killing
Well be glad to split It $3.50 with
When II Comes 20 a Real showdown
Tom Waters says that most mo-
torcycles are a whole lot faster
than the fellows who ride 'em.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11
Dry Ballads

I cannot sing the old songs
do not care for them.
They don't sound like they used to
At / or 2 a. m.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-03-11

EAT
DOWN
THE
MARBLE
STEPS
reads a sign on 9th ST. restaurant.
Cleveland. "Not with the poor teeth
! have, says Hardle Abel.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12
National Banks New Prosperity Record

THE 1920 fiscal year report Of the
/ comptroller of the currency shows
that the national banks are flourish
ing. The number Of national banks
In operation reached the highest point
October 81, 1920, there being 1857 ma
tional banks in operation or author
lied to do business.
Since March ID, 1900, 2,S28 state
banks, trust companies, and private
banks, with capital Of $685. 54, 800,
have been converted into, or reorgan-
lied as national banks, and the move
ment toward naturalization is pro-
ceeding steadily. The 361 new ma
tional banks chartered were distrib-
uted through 40 different states and
the District Of Columbia. The IA states
In which the largest number of ma
tional banks were chartered are Min
nesota, 80; California, 80; New York,
20; Texas, %; Oklahoma, 81; Kansas,
10; Illinois, II; Pennsylvania and
Ohio, ID each; New Jersey, Virginia
and Colorado 10 each; Washington,
II; Idaho, II.
In the number of depositors or de-
posit accounts In national banks all
previous records were exceeded, off,
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12
Unschooled Woman Sculptor of Bolivar

a GOOD part of official Washing
"A ton journeyed to New York with
President Harding on the occasion Of
the dedication Of the statue of Gen.
Simon Bolivar, The statue stands in
Central park and Is the gift of the
City Of Caracas, capital of Venezuela
and birthplace of the great South
American liberator.
There's more to this story than the
mere dedication Of statue. Bolivar
HILL" In Central park, has been for
~ years the center of a drama which
has the elements of human interest.
In 1888 the first statue Of Bolivar was
unveiled. 1t was the gift of the Ven
ezuelan government to New York city.
The sculptor was De la Cova, a
South American. Then President
Crespo of Venezuela decided that it
was not fitting that the great Bolivar
should prance in so undignified q pos
ture. He therefore commissioned Clio
vanni Turini to prepare another model
Turin was an Italian 1t is his statue
OF Garibaldi that is on the pedestal in
washington square. Turini's Boil
var was modelled after statue at
caracas, a pompous figure seated
suffiy on conventional Roman horse.
The Society of National Sculpture dis
approved Of this statue. Although
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12

NATIONAL park legislation in great
~ variety was introduced early in
the Sixtyseventh congress. Bills
were introduced for the establishment
of two scenic national parks Of the
standard type on public lands. One
provides for the establishment of
Mount Baker National park in the
northwest corner of Washington. The
park area furnishes scenery like In
kind to that in Mount Rainier Ma
tional park, in the same state.
Utah asks for the Utah National
park. This project centers about
Bryce canyon in southern Utah, on
the eastern declivity Of the Paunsaunt
plateau 5000 feet). Bryce canyon
is a vast ampitheater a thousand feet
deep filed with the most amazing ex-
amples of erosion-temples, shafts
and pinnacles, with an endless variety
of sculpture and ornament The ero-
sion uncovers many strata and the
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12

cold I am! How cold ann My moth
err wishes me to keep it for some time
of trouble that may come to us, but
I can't. 1t makes me unhappy. Please
take it away and let it do what it can
to keep the poor people warm"
"Well done, boys!" Mr.. Bloggs
seemed to say with a look of JOY as if
he now perceived that the enemy was
In full retreat.
"There's no worse company, these
days, than a boarded COIN" said the
priest. 81 won't let 1t plague you any
more"
Father O'Neil took the coin from
the drawer. 1t fell from his fingers
with a merry laugh as 1t bounded on
the floor and whirled toward the door
way like one overjoyed and eager to
be off.
God bless you, my boy! May 1t
buy for you the dearest wish Of your
heart"
"Ha! haw laughed the little tin
soldier, for he knew the dearest wish
Of the boy far better than the priest
knew It,
Mr.. Singleton called soon after Fa-
Their O'Neil had gone away.
"The top of the morning to you ~
he shouted, as he came into Bobs
room.
"It's all right top and bottom" Bob
answered cheerfully.
as there anything can do for you p
| the minister went on. "I'm q regular
Santa Claus this morning. I've got q
thousand dollars that Mr. Bing sent
me. It's for any one that needs help. u
"We'll be all right as soon as our
| load of wood comes. 1t will be here
tomorrow morning." said the Shep.
| herd.
"I'll come and cut and split It with
YOU" the minister proposed. 1.-THE
eloquence Of the ak Is better than
that of the tongue these days. Mean.
while I'm going to bring you little
jag in my wheelbarrow. How about
beefsteak and bacon and eggs ant
all that7"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12
National Park Legislation in Variety

range and intensity Of the coloring Is
beyond description or reproduction.
Senator Kenyon introduced a bill
for the creation Of the Mississippi Val
ley National park in northeastern
Iowa and southwestern Wisconsin.
The area lies on both sides of the
Mississippi and includes islands,
bluffs, virgin forests and much terri.
tory Of historic interest. Most of the
land is privately owned, and congress
is asked to appropriate several hun
dred thousand dollars for its pur-
chase.
Representative r. Y. Thomas Of
Kentucky introduced bill which asks
for the appropriation of about $780,
OOO to buy Mammoth cave and a sur
rounding area for national park.
North Dakota has two projects Sem
ator McCumber introduced a bill es-
tablishing the Killdeer Mountain Ma
tional park. Ha also presented a
memorial from the North Dakota leg
islature asking for the establishment
of Roosevelt National park in the Bad
Lands along the Little Missouri, where
Theodore Roosevelt operated when he
was stockraiser.
Bills were also introduced for es-
Establishment Of national parks in the
Mount Katahdin region, Maine; on the
battlefield at Oriskany, N. Y, and on
the Plains of Chalmette, below New
Orleans.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12

NIAsHINGTON.-If the sixty-sev.
w enth congress does not grind out
legislation in quantity, it will not be
for lack of material in the hopper.
While old and new legislative propos-
ais In the senate numbered less than
800, as compared with 2,50O-odd the
first day in the house, they ranged
from tax plans through anti-strike leg
islation to adjustment of international
debts.
Senator SmoOt, Republican, of Utah,
offered his bill establishing a sales
tax in lieu of excess profits taxing
methods and also an embargo meas
ure against neutrality-suspicious..
Senator King, Democrat, Utah, pro-
posed to make conferences to assist
price-fixing criminal and also to make
conspiracies to hamper movement Of
freight and persons" in interstate
commerce illegal.
Senator Poindexter, Republican, of
Washington, presented a bill to pro-
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12
ILLUSTRATIONS BY IRWIN MYERS.

every sad" said the Shepherd. II
want to do something to help and my
legs are useless"
"Courage!" Mr.. Bloggs seemed to
shout from his shelf at the window
side and just then he assumed a most
valiant and determined look as he
added: Forward! march!"
Father ONeil did what he could to
help in that moment Of peril by say
ing:
Cheer up, boy. I'm going out to
Dan Mullins this afternoon and I'll
make him bring you big load of
wood. I'll have you at your work to-
morrow. The spring will be coming
soon and your flock will be back In
the garden"
1t was not easy to bring a smile to
the face of the little Shepherd those
days. A number of his friends had
died and others were sick and he was
helpless. Moreover, his mother had
told him of the disappearance Of Pau
line and that her parents feared she
was in great trouble. This had wor-
ried him, and the more because his
mother had declared that the girl was
probably worse than dead. He could
not quite understand it and his happy
spirit was clouded. The good Father
cheered him with merry jests. Near
the end of their talk the boy said ::
"There's one thing in this room that
makes me unhappy. It's that gold
piece in the drawer. 1t does nothing
but lie there and SILVER and talk to
me. Seems as if it complained of the
cold. 1t says that it wants to move
around and get warm. Every time
I hear Of some poor person that needs
food or fuel, 1t calls out to me there
in the little drawer and says, How
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12
WASHINGTON
| SIDELIGHTS
Congressional Hopper

hibit strikes in insterstate commerce.
Senator Reed, Democrat, of Mis-
souri,, reintroduced a resolution sug-
costing that the President ask Great
Britain whether her West Indian pos
sessions could not be coded to the
United States, in part payment of In
debtedness.
Creation of a permanent commission
to investigate lynchings was con-
tributed in a bill by Senator McCOr-
mick, Republican, Of Illinois, while
Senator Kellogg, Republican, Of Min
nesota, renewed his bill to give the
State department control over cable
landing rights.
Senator Frelinghuysen, Republican,
Of New Jersey, proposed creating a
coal commission, while Senator Owen,
ures to limit Federal Reserve bank in
terest charges to six per cent; to ere
ate a federal marketing department
for farmers, and for publication Of q
politics.
A public welfare department bill
was sponsored by Senator Kenyon, Re.
publican, of Iowa, who added a meas
ure for registration and regulation OF
lobbyists.
Senator France, Republican, Mary
land, suggested amnesty for all per
sons imprisoned for violations of war
time laws.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12

Turinl sued for the $4,000 that had
been promised him, only $4,000 was
paid. Turin died a short time later,
some said of a broken heart. This
was In the late nineties.
And now comes Mrs. Sally James
Farnham. For the new statue 20
sculptors competed, and of the three
models finally chosen and sent to Ven.
ezuela Mrs. Farnham's was accepted
by reclamation.
The great Bolivar is the work of
an unschooled, self-taught artist who
never had lesson in her life and
what Is more, 1t is the work Of one
who was grown woman, the mother
Of two children, before she did her
first modelling; indeed, before the idea
Of being sculptor at all ever entered
her much pre-occupied head.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12

cial reports showing that there were
20,520,177 deposit accounts. This was
an increase Of 2,279,S77. There Is now
approximately one depositor In the ma
tional banks for every five of our pop
ulation.
The earnings Of the national banks,
both gross and net, have surpassed all
previous years. The net earnings
amounted to S2S2,0S3,OOO, an increase
Of $41,71700O over the year preced-
Ing.
The resources of the national banks
reached the highest point In their his
tory, 500, III, 375,0OO. This was an in.
crease of $1,000, $4,000.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12

"It's Your Teeth That Are Pooling You"
l was fooled for years The poison that
accumulates undetected constantly distrib-
utes itself throughout the body and is the
vicious of the many bodily troubles.
But have finally discovered its antidote.
Have you heard of it? Our LITTLE DU-
PLEX RADIUM FUNDAMENT." Costs you
only 500, postpaid. Lasts for years. You
just lay 1t against the gums for a few nights
while you sleep. See how quickly it will
relieve pyorrhea, and lacerated gums,
diseased roots, aching teeth, coated tongue.
foul breath. Also observe how 1t will clean
and TIGHTEN the teeth. If you disbelieve,
write first and make prove 1t. Every
teeth from becoming diseased. The children
by all means should be considered This Ia
humanity's boon. Write Immediately. The
N. 81 N. Co., Dept. E, 1875 North Hill Ave.
PASADENA, CALIFORNIA.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12
Catarrh

Catarrh is local disease greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is a
Tonic and Blood Purifier. by cleansing
the blood and building up the System,
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE restores
normal conditions and allows Nature to
do its work.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
+. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12
II. c. l..

Synopsis.-In the village of Bing-
vile thirteen-year-o Robert En-
NETT Moran, crippled son of poor
widow, is known as the Shepherd
of the Birds. His world is his
mother and friends, his little room.
the flower garden of Judge Croker,
and every flying thing he sees from
his window. The painting of pic
lures is his enjoyment, and little
Pauline Baker, small daughter Of
a neighbor, the object of his boyish
affection. To him, ]. Patterson
Bing, the first citizen of Bingville,
Is the ideal of a really great man.
The village becomes money mad,
rejecting the great world in its
state of unrest. The Bing family
Is leader in the change. To them
the village has become 'provin-
cial." The butcher and baker and
andlestick-maker all raise their
prices. Even Hiram Blenkinsop
the town drunkard, works hard for
a month. The Old Spirit of Bing-
vile is summarily fred. The first
citizen builds an addition to his
mansion and goes In for entertain
ing. Pauline Baker, victim of her
surroundings, elcpes with stran-
ger and her parents are unable to
trace her.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12
MADAME GRANINGER'S SCHOOL OF
EMBARRASSING.

and highly profitable profession the demand
for high class hair specialists is ever increas-
ing. The field Is practically unlimited The
essential basis of this business is a thorough
course of instruction and training. We teach
this highly remunerattve business according
to the approved European methods. With
this foundation you can build a comfortable
business. Our school Is different, our course
Is both theoretical and practical. On the
theoretical side we teach (a) the anatomy
of the hair; (b) the physiology of the hair;
(c) diseases of the hair and their treatment;
on the practical side our students work on
the hair OF customers. Many successful
hair dressers are taking postgraduate course
in genuine French Marcel waving. For am
bilious students diploma means money
and independence. Day and evening classes:
terms reasonable MADAME GRANINGER,
1926 fremont St, Boston, Mass. Room 402.
Tel Dewey 2953W.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12

California has nearly 100 peaks
which exceed 10000 feet in height.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12

Buddhists in Japan maintain a reg
ular Buddhist Salvation army.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12
Hiram Blenkinsop meets his
Old Self.
(To BE CONTINUED,
Too Experienced

Too Experienced.
Actress-All the worlds stage.
Widower-Er-yes, but a widower
doesn't often like to take an encore,
thanks l--London Answers.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1921-05-12

Agents wanted all over the country to sell
STAR CLEAN" polish for automobiles and
furniture. on the market IL years. Sells on
demonstration Energetic men, women can
secure excl territory. For further details,
Alder Chem. Co., 253 Broadway, New York.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-06-14
MRS. A. B. GOOTEE.

toms only This is found 10 be the case
il the majority Of testimonials received
for the new herbal stomach medicine,
Plant Juice, which Is row being intro
duced here at The Miller Drug Store,
404-406 Market street.
Daily many local people call to tel
The Plant Juice Man of the wonderful
benefit they have received from Plant
Juice. One OF the most recent is that Of
Mrs. A. b. Gootee who resides on Bel
mont avenue, Elmhurst, Del "a suburb
of Wilmirgton), and who has a host Of
friends She stated
"For years | had been full of pairs
from head to foot and wasn't much use
TO myself or any one else: my stomach
was in such weak condition that the
least bit Of food would cause me the
greatest distress: my liver was out Of
order acd / had terrible bilious spells;
was constipated al the time and never
could get any medicine 10 relieve this;
] was so weak that my limbs would shakc
from nervousness and fatigue and !
could hardly stand up at times; when |
sat down j was so weak that ] could
scarcely get on my feet again; | could not
get around 10 do my housework was
50 worried over my condition that
continually brooded about il for it
seemed O. re that ! would never -
well again | had slch a choking
throat - timps that could Scare
get ms breath, ! seemed 10 V.etn
hndlt wenknfaa A friend ~ mme, s ..o
lad lnrH ptffodhy Plant Iura. ranvlarag
Mf lhNI ruuld lF Wfh lun nud
started ~ lRku 4 Ani pfHif Plant
tlifH enough lHl aaN ! #m hhlH a. pai
HHk blHH ui ihh ifrp huf a. night
which bad uui dauo inr yenfs and an
nnt fnraiIpllrd ! nm getting stronger
every dnY audm} Wufk Is a pleasure "a
nae Hm only too clad to add NY name
% the hong lisl If testiflers for Plant
Jnlce. Plant Juice Is certainly a most
wonderful medicine.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-06-14
NEWS OF THE DAY
At NEW CASTLE
Council and Water Commits
sioners to Discuss Light and
Water Question Tonight.

Special Correspondence Every Evening.
New Castle, June l4.--This evening
the Y. T.. u. Of the Women's chria-
ton Temperance Union will hold q
measuring party III the sunday school
rooms of the Methodist Episcopal
church beginning at o'clock. The
following program will he rendered: !:
Selection. by the orchestra. solo, Miss
Frances Sheridan reading. Mira.
Loomis @. Wise; playlet, "a Changed
Housewife" participants, Ralph Dnl-
ing, Misses Bertha Barnes, Ruth zim-
norman, Paul Bicking L. Ogden
Wise: reading. Mrs. Loomis O. Wise:
duet. Stay Not Until Tomorrow, =
Misses Bertha Barnes. Laura ARM
preister: recitation. Miss Dorothy
Bessier; playlet. "uncle Martins
GIFT" Mrs. John =. q. Clayton. Eiiz-
abeth Long. Dorothy Ramsey, Carrie
Atkinson. Elizabeth Bennett. Bessie
Harding. Harry Long. Edward PIN
der. The measuring will be done by
Ralph Duling. Douglas Proud and
Misses Ruth Zimmerman and Bertha
Barnes. Refreshments will be served.
On Sunday MIR. and Mrs. Alfred
Loflnnd OF the Penn Farm entertained
at dinner the following persons
Misses Elizabeth Higgins. Anna Sher-
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-06-14

Newark on Saturday. The members
are requested 10 file their names at
this meeting II they desire 10 attend.
so that they ran be fitted with uni
forms.
ON Saturday evening q large rlass
from this city was admitted into the
fythian Sisters at Wilmington.
Mrs Silas johnson Of Fort Penn ia
apendinE Hevernl days as a eat ef
her mother. Mrs. Annie WIFI ol issl4-
ton.
AIrs Arthur Heathera yesterday WAS
sent 60 the Physicians and Surgeons
Hospital for treatment
Now In rhe time for bathing caps.
2se up. =, Challenger 4 Son. Pre-
serlption Pharmacists Adv
This Ii talcuui weather See our
assortment E. Challenger 4 Son.
Prescription pharmacists, Adv
For Sale -Four burner Orioie gas
range. nearly new, $1,000. living
room heater. $500 Mrs May II. Col
lins Baldton. ADV
Have you an old piece of furniture
you no longer ise7--seil its---Ifse Every
Evening classified ads.-4Ady.
viotrolas and records. Bridgewatcr.
ADV.