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The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
Smart Dou.

''I've just paid three dollars for m
alarm clock, aud ! consider II positive
ly dsgrncelul :" grumblcd Brown one
evening.
''liut why buy nm alarm clockf" nm.
swcred Jones. 81 have n dog that Is
as good as any alarm clock. lie harks
every morning ~ . 20 o'clock."
"What n wonderful dog" remarked
Brown. without much enthusiasm.
Eyes" continued Jones. "ull I have
10 do Is Ia get ont of bed nnd hit the
dog. aud then he banks. and know II
In time Ia get up."
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

Portable and eliminate large pei
cent of Illnesses. such a treatment
costs nothing To try. but a little perse-
verance and stick-to-it-iNeness.
We know that there are four things
that the food which we eat is TO tic
for us: To generate heat. 10 keep the
body warm, 10 rebuild and repair lis
waste tissues. To store up reserse en-
ersy for illness or emergency work.
and 10 produce energy Ia enable US
Ia walk and do all kinds of physical
and mental work. Hard. mental labor
or hard physical labor uses up more
food than the inactive body. but even
that needs food To keep il in working
order.
calOrie is Il measure of heat or
energy which II certain amount of
food yields when burned in the body.
Just aS 81 much gas per cubic foot
produces n certain heat or light. 80
too II definite amount of food gives
nff so much heat and energy measured
in caloricS when we burn il in our
bodies. An active adult needs from
three thousand To three thousand
seven hundred culoTieS per day Ia
cover all the body needs. Just nccepl
this rs we do that IL takes Two cup
fnlS Of many things Ia make n
pound. Science helps us In finding
the caloric value " various kinds ~
food by giving us the hundred caloric
portions Of common dishes. For cS-
ample one small baked apple without
sugar yields one hundred calOrics.
one-hnlf n mcdlum-siZrd grape fruit
yields The same. also n large hanana.
three pruueS with n tablespoonful of
the juice; two slices, one-fourth inch
thick of bread equal the same; one
Tablespoonful of butter. one cupful of
cooked cereal, one Tablespoonful of
sugar. one-half cupful of whole milk
and onc.fourth cupful of thin cream.
cocoon. onc-half cup.ul.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
MARKS LEFT As A WARNING
Significance to otheru OF His Kind
IN "imprint" Left by Bear on the
Forest Trees.

Bears can give plain warning TO
other animals that they are well able
to take care of themselves. One
autumn morning. says contributor To
Outing. my wife and | were ascend
Ing long ridge leading 10 the summit
of high mountain peak in the Cas-
cades when 81 me distance. away and
slightly above us we suddenly saw II
big black bear finishing u breakfast
Of berries.
Every once In while he would stop
eating and roll oye- and over an the
soft mountain meadow sod. Then lie
would sidle up TO tree. turn his
back TO IL and. standing on his hind
legs, stretch himself to the utmost and
rub the back of his head against the
rough bark; or he would turn, face Ia
the tree, and bite Off piece Of bark.
Sometimes he varied the act by
Knocking of IA piece and scratching
the tree as high as he could reach
with his sharp claws.
l had read of this odd habit. but
that Is the only time | actually wit
messed bears way of indicating TO
other bears that he was big fellow
now. capable of taking good care Of
himself. and that he would allow no
trespasSing an his berry patch.
The year before. In remote noun
tainouS region of the Washington ma
tional forest. we noticed that i!ne
Of traps had been marked. or hla2ed.
along the upper reaches of the Little
Beaver cieek. The trapper had been
catching marten and had used snow
shoes To follow up his line of traps.
The snow had been unusually deep.
md his Guiding axe marks now were
from seven To ten feet above the
ground
We had noticed the enormous tracks
made by gigantic bear In many
places along the soft creek bed before |
We had gone far enough 10 find the
trappcr's blnZes. Then we saw that |
the big fellow had methodicaliy |
placed his "mark" on each tree blaZed
by the trnpper; and In spite Of the
height Of the axe cuts from the ground
his deep scratches were In each In.
stance well above them. And where
The Onc-hundred and eighty pound for
shoes that bear had left marks with
his feet on tie thickly carpeted forest
floor.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

! iul ut cold water To pour; add three
quarters of cupful of boiling water
and cook. stirring until boiling: add the
/ juice of II lemon. the grated rind. Beat
the whites of two eggs. also the yolks
fold tie whites into the yoll;s. then add
one cupful of sugar. adding table
spoonful az "A time. 81 that the mixture
is kept very light. Bake In Nv"
crusts.
Lettuce With Russian Dressing
Prepare the lettuce. chilling aftr.
draining. and pour over the dressing
or serve with the dressing PASSED in
a bowl. Beat one-half cupful of
French dressing, using six Tablespoons
fuls of oil and TWO Of vinegar. salt and
paprika To- taste. gradually with an egg
heater into onc-hslf cupful of mayor
naiSc dressing. then add two table
SpounfulS of chilli sauce aud fold H.
unc-third "f - cupful of cream
whipped. with finely chopped red uno
green pepper 10 taste. with onion Juice
parsley aud cucumber pickle To- sea
san.
Oatmeal Bscuit.-Sifi together two
thirds nf "a cuuiul uf pastry ilour. two
ica>Tuurful> "f baking powder. one
uuaricr of t"a~puuuful # >H't. add
two-ihrds "f . ,Upful 80 "armo.l. two
tca,ru,ufulS al >hur.cuiu. iuio the
-four and meal. ,~.u add mill, O." make
a soft dough. adding a liiil'. 80 a time
NJ lie biscuit int" ~lIafar wish
u ,."dou >uoou sct them iu'u gems pans
and bake iu q very li"i ut"u
Apricot Sponge. Soften uur table
spoonful 81 gelatin in ouc.q quarter II
cupful 81 cold water. then u,ld 10 u
curful ~ apricot pulp auI juice. heat
"a hot add un"-quHr'cr lf ~ ,i!pful ~
sugar. stir until ih' mixture ic..u> 10
hlckcn. then fold tn the sriIy beaten
whites " iw" eggs Scryc with
whipped cream. Pruuc~ may - used
in place ~ apric"is " preferred
String Beans. French style. can
ned beans are used. hcni thoroughly
and drain very dry. Melt "a table
~poouful 81 lard and add on.-haif
Glove - garlic cni into vcrs Thin
SliceS. Cook without brown -ur then
Remove the garlic. Adj q Tablespoon
ful ~ minced parsley. then turn Ia
fh.' Scans. stirring and mix .us Thor
ue'ily with th" lat and par~l.y. serve
very hot
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
Another Call 10 Arms.

A lad of twelve. riding his wheel
at top speed. suddenly burst out sing
ing, "Goodby, Ma, good-by. Pa. good
by mule with your old hehaw."
An old darby, sitting half asleep on
the board seat of little old wagon,
and drawn by a gray mule. reused him
self and exclaimed. "What, you goln'
agin:'
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
Some SQUAD.

First coach-why. thought you
said IL your football team became
vegetarians TINY would win all their
games. How do you account for
those they lost7
Second Coach Why. the opposing
team threw gap.cn bugs OF my men
and they became lfruid.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
Educators al the Farms.

or the 2.a3G counties In the United
States. II Is figured that IN $50. farm.
ing Is Of sufficient importance Ia JusiI-
~ the employment of county agrl-
cultural agents. the men and women
who bring up-to.dnic knowledge and
science To The land. making agrlcul-
turnl institutions of the state aud nm.
ton part of the equipment of every
tiller OF the soil.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

"You wouldn't think 1t, but I've just
mid S5.GO In cash for house. all
mea; Say my own pluck and perseyer.
nnce."
"Rcnllyl What business are you
inf'
"Tm son-In-law. THE Non-Par.
,Isan Leader tMinn.).
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
Simple Deduction,

Saw Mr.. and Mrs. Bangs going to
church this morning"
Did she have an new hntT'
"Why. | think not"
Then ! must drop In md see poor
old Hangs"
whats the ideal'
"Why. II they were going 10 church.
and She hadn't On new hat. he's
had another bad attack Of heart
trouble"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
Live Stock

cattle Steers. apss o.. 'hDirr $40
sf.s fa'r g. good - ms. .puuun
q. rslf ssaF1 ~. hc fs.ss .s.. - 'hu.rs
s." fair StHs. 'aunrr> So. >iu' =
De- ffrs SOC -
s'tItrs Good 80 risa.r.. Esg o..
far 20 god SEA eoumuu aud
laree SEus
Sheep -Gf..I Go rhp 90. S-BE-n. far
To- eutss Sssbrs rustuaH >-SIE.
Iatni.s. e.BI tu sfo.sr sIur Iuss. TAR
o. good snTiu
IIaz- IIravr S~ssns 80 'hnlra
rsarAsr. arI hatcher So nrg7s. nIs.-
dunn So -uag1I. ss.rHmfu O. 'hD.rs
hsaag a. .uv-~ sGr5. I-h- ~ urserB
SIC. pl-s. ulO Us aId 'r-sJ S9ElO
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
Culinary Note.

"What'ell yez have for lunch, NUM-"
"What have we in the house. Mary?"
'Welfm there's some ham scrap
from yestidday. hunk o. that beef
roast. two pieces o sausage an q
stalk O. celery"
Good | guess we'd better make
some chicken ttes."-liichmond
Times-D Dispatch.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

Itfi ~ w w Wv
10 cherish:
Fluffy Lemon
Pie. Mix two Ia
bile ,lIoonfuls oi
sugar aud one.
half tcnSpoOnfu
of salt with Que.
quarter 1f n cup
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

Warning Unless you see the name
-Bayer' On package or Oh tablets you
are not getting genuine ASPIRIN pre-
scribed by physicians for twenty -"ns
years and proved safe by millions
Take Aspirin only rs told Ia the Iay-r
package for Colds. Headache. Neural
gis. rheumatism. Earsche. T"oihsche.
LumhasO and for Pain Handy tin
boIes Of twelve Bayer Tablets % A.
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger packages Aspirin 10 The
trade mark 80 Bayer Manufaciur. %
hoBoscetlcncide>ier Of SalIcycsC!d--
Adv.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

more loou IMAM he Httus
and il able 10 aSsimilaIe.
The excess of food over
taxes the digestive or
gains and is thrown of
in waste or stored up as
excess fat. Fletcher says
If we maSticate our food
twice or three times a.
long as We do We would
eat less. he fully salts
fled. feel much more com
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

The happiness habit is Just as nee
essary 10 our best welfare as the work
habit. or honesty or square dealing
habit.
What a great thing common sense
is-when We practice IT,
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
Saved MyLife
With Eatonic
Saws Mow .Jorsev W0n,an

81 was nearly dead until l found
Eatonic and | can truly say 1t saved
my life. II is the best stomach medi-
cine ever made" writes Mrs. Ella
Smith.
Acid stomach causes awful misery
which Eatonic quickly gets rid Of by
taking up and carrying out the acldlty
and gases which prevent good diges-
ton. A tablet taken after meals brings
quick relief. Keeps the stomach
healthy and helps TO prevent the many
ills so liable 10 arise from excess acid
Don't suffer from stomach miseries
when you can get big box Of EatOnlc
for trifie with your druggists guar
antce.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
Sarcastic.

That's bad cold ynu have"
ayes. Sometimes wish could
have got good one for change"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
Wonderful Transformation

Figures from Maine show that cap
iial 81 SSOOOUOO is invested In the
bushes, Of transforming the raw her
ring into the baked Sarllnc.-BoSton
Transcript
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

When man takes himself % seri-
"usly he seldom takes himself seri.
Dusly enough.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

Whether Newton or Elnsicln is
right. she result IL tile surue When
Bridget d1ous n dish.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
inseparabIc.

Maggie aud his young wife are In
sepnrnblc. aren't theyT"
Eyes lac calls her his nlinr ego"
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
HOW MUCH FOOD SHALL WE EAT2

II is safe enough To state that the
average adult eats AT least one-third
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
cINcINEATI MARKETS.
Hav ard Grain

Corn -" , white ClTG2c. No. >
yellow -a1Gur. Ne . mlNoI - sc
NJ. . yellow 81 HG2r.
Sound Hay Timothy per ton SEQ
-. clover MIXED Slt1.b. clover
Sluul.,
oats ~ " VFrc IIFIIlIzc. ~ =
white lnf he. Ne. . rniNcl - r.air.
whoa No . rcd Sitsr: ~. N".
. rod - lsHl %. Np. Z rod 50 "Np !. o.,
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

WE ARE NOW SHIFTING by prepaid par-
eel post strong nstd grown ti~rmusia Onios
aud Porto Nlco Potato rlants. gsO, 81 Lead
tng varieties Tomatoes, Pepper. and ZEE
Plants. dozen. 500. Io0. - Satizfartioa gives
money returned ~ In crested In larger
quantities write or wire HAVANA Plant
FARM Midway. Gad-d"n County. Florida.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

n irs uncomfortable. rs stylish
Who says satan hasn't q finger IN TIE
tashIonsi
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

It's awful 10 hear a tomcat tell an.
other tomcat TO 80 tn the devil.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
DAINTY, DELIGHTFUL DISHES.

As lemon pie is n general favorito
where pies abound. the following
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15
q THE
4KITEHE.N
aCAHINE-T
o@. 1921. Western Newspaper Union-J

I'll bind myself to that which. once
being right will not be less right when
/ shrink from it.-hInSsley
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1921-04-15

Hotslr's Group Remedy checks cong estion al
| tho lunrs. IH"d with great success for forty
years kclls Co.. kewburgh. ~. ". MfTs ADV.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
Pnlples Denote
Waste Products
In The Blood
So Do Blackheads, BoiIs and Sim
liar Skin Disorders.

The human system is forever striving to get
rid Of the waste products. II is Network
which goes on forever. When waste products
get in the blood, they cause lowered vitality.
As result, we become subject TO many pain
full and embarrassing ailments.
When these symptoms appear, Nature is
warning us. To throw off the waste products.
the blood must Be purified. Don't clog your
blood. Just clean it out. Nature win do
the rest. Pure, rich, red blood nourishes the
body and fights off disease.
S. S. S., the standard blood purifier and
system builder, is the ideal remedy for skin
eruptions. The effect Of S. S. S. is to rid
the system Of the waste products which are
causing the trouble. For over 50 years
S. S. S. has proven to be Of unusual merit.
Begin taking S. S. S. today and write for
Sc page illustrated booklet, "Fact5 AboRtfse
Bl0od--free.
Personal medical advice, without charge,
may also be had by sending a complete
description Of your case. Address Chief
Medical Director, Swift Specific Co, 74l
S. S. S. Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga. All good
drug stores sell S. S. S,
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
TRAGEDIES TRACED TO OIL
Pipe Lines and overiows Responsible
for the Deaths Of Many AMI
mails and Birds.

That almost unerring instinct which
carries animals through grave dangers
has led In many instances in the Mid
way and Sunset oil fields Of Califor-
mia to their undoing. Chief among
such victims are rabbits and water
fowl.
A jackrabbit and a cOttontail find
a nice round, smooth hole There are
many such in the oil fields where oil
piping is q necessity for the trans
pOrtatiOn Of oil to the retainers. The
rabbits decide to set up housekeeping
there. The eottontail desires a per-
manent home and the jackrahbit
wants refuge safe from malevolent
man.
Soon they discover their habitat IL
being moved. No doubt they are
frightened, but they instinctively stay
within their retreat. One end Of the
hole is closed. Even then they do
not leave Soon the other end of the
hole Is darkened. Then It is dark
ness eternal for the furry pair.
Some time later II Is discovered
that newly laid oil pipe line is
chOked After great labor the line is
distOinted and the remains Of many
rabbits removed. Thousands Of rab-
bits have been thus exterminated in
the oil fields.
The death rate among waterfowl
is even greater. Again, as with the
rabbits, instinct leads them to certain
destruction. Every little lake of oil
in the vicinity Of a gusher is a trap
for the unthinking birds. At twilight
and dawn these tar-colored lakes APP
pear as bodies of water to the deluded
fowl.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
LONDON HAS GROWN TOO BIG
Metropolis Of the British Empire 10
Loosely Knit Together, and
Confusion Results

Poor old London is SO big that she
doesn't know what to do. She has
Outgrown her administrative clothes
and finds that her outskirts are sore
ly bedraggled. She hopes that par
lament will come to her relief, but
she has waited so long without any.
thing being done for her and mean
while has grown so outrageously that
parliament is a bit dubious about un-
dertaking the job.
London, you understand, is merely
name, and 1t may mean one Of sew
eral things. No railway company
sells tickets to London; they are care
full to specify the exact station in that
vast eonglomeration indefinitely spok-
en- Of by that name.
There is first of all the City of Lon
don, the original London, built around
the Tower and walled In for defense,
a square mile Of twisting streets and
alleys, where business houses are built
on old churchyards and the ancient
church tower rises behind five-story
stone office building. Then there is
the London of the 28 boroughs, the
County Of London, which includes the
towns that grew up outside the an
cient city. There are also almost in
Vulnerable suburbs.-W. K. Kelsey in
the Detroit News.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
GOITRE IS REMOVED
WITHOUT OPERATION
Growth Five Years Old Fades Before
External Home Remedy.

Note: 1t would be illegal to pub
fish these statements if they were
not true.
Mrs. Frank Beard, 1910 Karr
street, Springfield, Ohio, says in her
home paper, the Springfield Daily
News: "Sorbol Quadruple completely
removed goitre Of five years stand
ing for my daughter six years ago,
and it has never bothered her since
She was in terrible condition. Her
nervous system was broken down. We
had to take her from school. 1t took
less than one bottle to reduce her
neck liz inches and to restore her
to good health | am glad to tell
anyone Of our experience by letter
or phone"
Sorbol Quadruple comes in small
bottles CONTAINING enough for most
cases. It will mt stain or irritate.
Does not interfere with daily work
Leaves the part n a healthful, nor
rial condition. Requires ten minutes
daily.
Get further Information at Bait
ger & Fowvkes drug store, drug
stores everywhere or write Sorbol
Company, Meeha niesburg, Ohio.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
RuII Became MunloIpal Idol.

In 1886 Barcelona bull became a
municipal idol, the object Of regu-
lar Apis worship. When he had killed
five men and ten or twelve horses, the
yard around his stable was thronged
with deyotees, though his keeper, fear
ing foul play, would admit no stranger
to the interior of the sanctuary. At
ter his last victory, on the festival Of
San Antonio, the crowd went almost
crazy with excitement under deafen-
ing cheers and a continual shout Of
"Bollos por el toro!" (Gakes for the
bulD; a libation of reals came down
like shower, and when the victor
was dragged out Of the gate young
girl who had got a prize in PAN
tomime, leaned over the balcony, and
at the risk Of being impaled, crowned
the CORY brute with her own garland.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
Flnest Of All Lanuuaosa.

There is no modern language to
compare with the ancient Hellenic
tongue There never was language
its equal. AS scholars have said,
every other speech compared to the
ancient Greek is stammering. Other
tongues have their merits and defects,
but the Greek has all the merits com
bined and none of the defects. 1t is
the perfection Of speech. AS a Ian
guage for affairs 1t is as direct as
the English or Latin; as language
for philosophy 1t is as good as the
German and for science is better; as
the language Of polite society it is as
elegant as the French and it is more
melodious than the best Tuscan Ital-
ian. This is no eulogy teulogy, by
the way, is Greek word, of our own,
but summation of the dieta Of
sch0lars) Exchange.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
A YANKEE VERSION
OF THE SOUTH

A down-East Yankee, having a
friend in Memphis, sends him the
following as a bit Of humor. I'm
fortunately much Of it is a ducedly
grim joke:
"The Southern farmer gets up at
the alarm of a Connecticut clock;
buttons his Chicago suspenders to
Detroit overalls; washes his face
with Cincinnati soap in Pennsyl-
vania pan; sits down to a Grand
Rapids table; eats Chicago meat and
Indiana hominy fried in Kansas lard
on a st, Louis stove; puts a New
York bride on a Kentucky mule fed
on Iowa corn; plows farm covered
by an Ohio mortgage with a Chatta-
nooga pillow. When bedtime comes he
reads a chapter from Bible printed
in Boston and says prayer written
in Jerusalem; crawls under a blanket
made in New Jersey to be kept
awake by a Tennessee dog-the only
home product on the place. And
then he wonders why he can not
make more money raising tobacco
rather than join with the truck
growers"
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
LARGE MAIL ORDER HOUSE
READS COUNTRY PAPERS

1--WE have a bureau whose duty it
IS to read each week the country
newspapers from all over the coun.
try. There is not paper Of any
consequence in our trade territory
that our bureau does not get. This
bureau looks over these papers and
when we find a town where the mer-
chants are not advertising in the
local paper we Immediately flood
that territory with cur literature
1t always brings results far in excess
Of the same effort put forth in ter
ritory where the local merchants
use their local papers," said Herman
Rosenfield, advertising manager for
Sears, Roebuck & Co.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
srltaln,s Bible Towns.

When a man is told to go to Jericho
he might ask, which, for there are
at least dozen in the world.
On large ordnance maps of England
Paradise occurs five times and Nine
yeh, Mount Ararat, Mount Zion and
Mount Ephraim three times each.
In the county Of Bedford there is a
Calvary wood, and in Dorset a Jordan
Hill, not to mention the famous Quaker
burial place in Buckinghamshire known
as Jordans. Hampshire rejoices In
sleepy hollow called Land Of Nod,
Cambridgeshire has a Noah's Ark. and
Worcestershire a Moabs Wash Pot.
After that such commonplace as
Hebron, Joppa, Bethlehem, Gideon and
Herod pass almost unhOticed. All the
same, all are to be found ID England
Londen Tit.Bits.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
AT THE CoONTowN BANK

Duskv Depositor: ! wants to draw
out dat money | put in dis bank
four years ago.
Husky Cashier: Man, you amt
got no money in here nowl De in
terest done ct I'D de principal long
-Wayside Tales.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
NEW FERRY BOAT

From Balls Point to Randolph, ca.
pacity, five cars at a time. By
crossing on this ferry you miss the
Sugar Loaf Hill and bottom. Rates,
$500 on cars, wagons and double
buggies. All my old friends and
patrons at the old Ashport Ferry
man are invited to call on me. VIII
run at nights. NIGHT rate is $500
(nov ~ NETTIE SMOKER.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1921-09-29
GEN. WOOD GIVEN
PHILIPPINE POST

Mai.-Gen Leonard Wood was
formally nominated Friday by Presi-
dent Harding to he governor general
of the Philippine Islands.
Gen. Wood, whose nomination for
the post was announced several
days ago, has s~e1t the last several
months in the Philippines investigat-
ing conditions for President Harding,
and is expected to assume the gov
ernorshiD for a Deriod of one year as
soon as his nomination is confirmed.