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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07

We don't know what j. r. NJ.
means when he says NEST &c pas? %
but we're sure Abe Livingston can
tell US.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07

1 used 10 count the weeks, and say
That there were 10 of them that
Could spend all by myself in play
And now the last Of them's gone
by.
1t doesn't seem 10 weeks ago.
Since school let out, they've gone
so fast
But Pa just grins and says: "Oho,
You've learned that time does fly,
at last"
Ten weeks to Christmas! that seems
long.
Ten weeks to school days an the
fall.
An teachers an the study gongI
That isn't any time at all
The fun you want seems far away,
The fun you've got goes whizzin'
by,
An my vacations done today,
I'll bet the school days, though
won't fly.
Copyright. 1870
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07
HannilY.

No musical show is ever as bad
as its ad.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07
MORE ABOUT THAT OLIVER
SIGN.
Dear Tower:

DtdI IUWtI.
I trust you Will permit me to
make a suggestion to Manager
Weisberg Of the Oliver hotel.
There are great possibilities in
that sign Of his-for instance, he
could turn Of the lights in the 90"
and "R, thus reminding the pub
lie that he is running a Live Ho-
tel"
Brilliant idea, nest cg pas?
j. r. NJ
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07
And that the glue man cannot get

And that the glue man cannot get
you.
You bark back to an earlier age,
A quadruped without a mission,
You lag superfluous on the stage,
The sport Of modern competition.
You might have, at far on date.
Struck for less hours OF work ana
slumber,
But now. old hoSs. you strike too
late.
Your nothing but a frayed back
number.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07
An All English Championship.

When NOrthcliffe meets Lloyd
George we suggest that the Marquis
Of Queensberry act as referee.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07
More Truth
0Than pOQtru
~ JeNos = MoNta6uo =
TO \ HORSE.

Horses on a New York farm re-
fuse 10 adapt themselves to hours
Of daylight saving.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07
TheIowera(Babel
.e51 Bill Armstrong

citizen inquiring what a case OF yeast
would cost him and an old man pric-
ing a pair Of roller skates
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07

IN some cities a union man was
glad 10 work this year on Labor day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07

One who butts in is usually the goat.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07

Winter will eradicate the bathing suit evil.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07

They say that Fred Bryan is so
absent minded that one time al
Breakfast he poured molasses down
his back and scratched his pan
cakes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-09-07
Play BALL.

The man that can bottle up his
temper Is a eorker.
The Press., 1921-01-06
T0LANn

A reminiscence of Buff Cap in Civil War times by Joel N. Emo, will be presented next week.
 Miss Ethel Usher of Hartford was the. weekend guest of her parents
 MT. and Mrs.-John s. Usher.
 Miss Florence Clough. and Wilma Clough gave party Saturday to the young people. Games were played and refreshments served, all voting 1t fine time. i Miss Florence 'Meacham of the Will limantic Norman school, who has been spending her vacation with her grandmother, Mrs. Henry young, re- turned her school duties Friday
 Mrs. Simpsons and Mrs. Agard's class of the Sunday school gave a candy pull New Years eve, in the church parlors. At midnight the welcome in the new year
 MT. and Mrs, James H. Clough will have been married 50 years Wednes- day January 12. They will be pleased to have their friends and neighbors call upon them during the afternoon or evening of the twelfth.
 Rev. William c. Darby of the Feder- ated church preached a New Ye8rs sermon Sunday morning from the text 1T wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth," John 3-2. Aft CT the sermon cOmmuniOn~was served.
 Judge Edwin s. Agard, who has been judge of probate for the towns of Holland and Wilmington for the last sixteen years went out of office Jan uary 5. He has been faithful and obliging in his service, always carry ing out his duty in the most able man. -aer and his genial way has won for him a host of friends. He did not seek a renomination this fall as he will be 70 in about six months and Judge and Mrs. Agard wished to spend good part of the winter with their daughter, Mrs. Harry Babcock of Portland, Oregon. Judge Agard will. be succeeded by George P. Bugbee of West Wilmington. #
 The regular business meeting of the library association was held Mon day afternoon in the library rooms. The regular business was taken up, after which the following were added to the Ways and Means committee: Mrs. Mary Daniels, Mrs. Myron Spar row and Miss Florence Meacham. Mrs. William B. Ludlow, chairman of the literary committee had the follow- ing readings: "New Years Greet 1ngs, Mrs. Edwin S. .Agard; New Years Day, by Helen Hunt Jackson. read by Mrs. Mary Baldwin; "Janua- ry, Mrs. Oscar A. Leonard.
 Thoughts" two sketches by George Perrin and John Fiske, read by Mrs, Harry R. Bartlett; a sketch by Ade- Iaide Proctor read by Mrs. l.. Ernest Hall. At the social hour tea was served by Mrs. I. Tilden Jewett and Mrs. L. Ernest Hall.
The Press., 1921-01-06
ASHFORD WASffnrd

Charles Justin has moved to the An drew squier house.
 Houses here are all occupied and rents are at a premium.
 Arthur Spooner has traded his small car fora large Buick
 Fred Aldrich OfMassachnsetts has placed his steam saw mill onto the Buck lot and has a very large contract of saving. ssssF Fred Chamberlain of Sonth Coyen- try, has moved here and re-opened the blacksmith shop and Is occupying the house recently vacated by Joe Veriea
 Westford Hin
 School opened Monday after the vacation.
 IT.. ziacek has nearly completed ms new barn which he is building at
The Press., 1921-01-06
the Clearworth nlace

the Clearworth place.
 Miss Abbie D. Anidon resumed school work at Hartford, Monday after spending the holidays here.
 WarrenViIle
 Miss Susie Chebra of Willimantic was home Christmas week
 Mrs B. 0. Bugbee visited relatives in Providence the past week.
 A good sum of money was subscrib- ed ~here for the Near East fund.
 Mrs. Wallace Jewett of Hampton, spent Thursday as guest of Mrs. E. l.. James.
 Roy James has been at home on a weeks vacation from the Windham high School.
 Mrs. Nellie Bates has returned to Mrs. H. A. Mathewson's after a few days visit in Putnam.
 MT. and Mrs. w. c. Brown spent last week with Rev. E. P. Mathewson and family at Ashaway, R. I.
 Some fine Christmas gifts were re- ceiVsd by neighbors here from o. P. Durkee and sister, Mrs Ellen E. Weeks of Worcester
The Press., 1921-01-06
Cafarrhal DeafnesO CanaOt Be Curod

Catarrhal Deafness CanmOe Be Cueod ey leeai applications aa they cannot reach only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness end that e 6y e constttutional remedy. through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces og ehe System. Catarrhal Deafness ia caused by an indamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it @ entirely closed. Deafness ts the duc0d and this tube rastored to its nor. En@1 condition hearing may be destroyed forever. Many cases of DeafneBa are caused by CatnFrh. which 10 an unframed
 ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any eag0 &e Catarrhal Deaenean that cannot Sxy,SSEs SS syEsd hy HALLS cATARRn
 All DFuggist5 7Bc. Circulars free.
 2. J. Cheney G Co. Toledo. Ohio.
The Press., 1921-01-06
UNION


 Alva Sands of Mashapaug has moved to the parsonage.
 Miss Louise Burnham of South bridge entertained a party of friends at her cottage. the first of the week.
 Mrs. w. Richards has rented her tenement to Mr. Allen of Dudley, who is experimenting the cutting of the timber on land of the Congregational society. ROckmeadOw
 School commenced on Monday after a two weeks vacation.
 George Bradway visited a few days at Fred Bowden's, StaffordvilIe, the first of the week.
 Mrs. MyrOn Heck and Mrs. David Gaudette visited Mrs. Eva Flynn in Wales on Tuesday.
 Mrs. Webber, who has been staying with Mrs. Elvira Snow since NOvem- Der 9th, has returned to the Johnson hospital.
 MT. Armitage is to move his steam mill from Charles Webster's lot to Wesley Bradway's, Staffordville, and will also cut some pines on Hedge hog" Charlie Heck has moved his steam saw mill onto the parsonage lot at Union. He will begin saving soon and will board with MT. and Mrs. Sands at the parsonage.
 Adelbert Agard and Mrs Elvira Snow went to Brookfield on Friday; Mrs. Snow will stay with MT. and Mrs. William House for while. MT. Agard visited his brother. Albert Agard, and family in Warren on Saturday.
The Press., 1921-01-06
: sPrInea of Waiea."


 The title was first conferred on Prince Edward. afterward King Ed ward U of England. In 1901 He WAS born al Carnarvon, Wales and the story goes that the king presented the new-borB child to the Welsh us their native prince who cOnId speak no word of English. The slra of using the title Tor the heiI apparent 70 the British throne was introduced by Edward I'll. Who in I34a invested his son, the Black Priilct, with fife mincipaltty, From thai time it4 title las been borne the eldesl son Of the reigning king.
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The Press., 1921-01-06

FM D. O'UONNELL. Attorney at
 LV1 law, GRry's Block, N. Main street
 RGE TONNE, Surveyor, ~ M Westtord Ave-, Box 7Ss, Tel. 72-l4 sIyA MICHAEL ROBERTS, Auction 1V1 ger. At your service. Residence, West seanord. lEept1y
The Press., 1921-01-06
BUSINESS DIRECTORY

CHRIS NATUSCHK Mer.
 N chant Tailor, Room l,IWarrens Block, Staf- ord Springs.
The Press., 1921-01-06

Now $3O.OO Now $23.33 Now $2O.OO
The Press., 1921-01-06
Is. KATzoWITz 6 GO.

ound to cone and we with glad oppe
 HU to 50 Per Cent 5ns 5h ks1SateR 5 % @ t @
The Press., 1921-01-06


  Seeing is believing, socIinan dbe econvinced oshougO isa acashsa al
The Press., 1921-01-06

OTHER BARGAINS TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION Present conditions demand that Entire Stock be turned o LY CASH.
 Liberty Bonds taken here as we'll as Cash
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-09-30
Rheumatism
Can Be Cured!
But You Must Clear Your Blood
of Waste Products.

Lack Of exercise and improper diet
causes waste products to accumulate in
the blood. You will at once realize that
unless the blood is pure, some part Of
the body will become diseased
rheumatism, with its pain and agony,
Is one Of the most serious diseases caused
by waste products in the blood. You
know, Of course, the blood is not con-
nned alone TO the arteries and veins
IL passes out Of these channels to all
parts of the body This is how sedi-
ments or waste products are deposited
in the muscles and joints. Genuine re-
lief can he had only by correcting the
basic trOCble-waste products.
Thousands and thousands Of men and
women during the past fifty years have
cleared their blood of waste products
with S. S. S. 1t is the ideal remedy for
rheumatism, because it removes the
poisonous waste matter which is causing
the trouble. There are no bad after eff
fects and the result is wonderful Begin
taking S. S. S. today and write for fifty
six page illustrated booklet, Facts About
the BIood"-free.
Personal medical advice, without charge,
may also be had by sending a com
plete description Of your case. Address
Chief Medical Director, Swift Specific
Co, 731 S. S. S. Laboratory, Atlanta,
Ca All drug stores sell S. S. S.-Adver-
dsement
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-09-30

Woman's Relief Corps last evening IN
Meridian Street NJ E. Church. The group
included Mrs. Agnes H. Parker of Boston
Mass, president; Mrs. Emma Alrich of
Cawker City, Kas., senior vice president :;
Mrs. Alice Mae Armstrong, of Kansas
City, No, junior vice president; Mrs.
Emma Campbell of Minnesota treasurer
and Mrs. Eunice NJ. Munger of Oklahom
chaplain.
A resolution opposing the transfer of
the Arlington Cemetery to tbs Daughters
Of the Confederacy who have petitioned
Congress for the change, was passed, to-
gether with resolutions urging restric-
tive immigration laws; the announcement
of Americana and various revision
airy measures relating TO the constitu-
don Of the corps 4 sum of 500 was ap-
propriated to the scholarship fund an
nually, to be used for foreign girls edu-
cation in the International College or
America in Springfield, Mass.
All the woman's organizations will hold
their annual conventions in conjunction
with the G. /. R. encampment in Des
MOineS next year.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-09-30

InstallatiC of the newly elected Off
ers closed the business session of the
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-09-30
USE SULPHUR TO
HEAL YOUR SKIN
Broken Out Skin and Itching Eczema
Helped Over Night.

For unsigntly skin eruptions, rash or
blOtches on face, neck, arms or body.
you do not have to wait for relief from
torture or embarrassment, declares a
noted skin specialist. Apply a little
Mentho-Sulphur and improvement shows
next day.
Because Of its germ destroying prop
critics. nothing has ever been found TO
take the place OF this sulphur prepa "a
ton. The moment you apply It heal
Ing begins. Only those who have had
Cnsigbtly skin troubles can know the
delight this Mentho- Sulphur brings.
Even fiery. itching eczema is dried right
up.
Get a small Jar from any good drug
gist and use 1t like cold cream.-Adver-
tisement
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-09-30
Free to Asthma and
Hay Fever 5 ufferers
Free Trial of a Method That ANY
One Can Use Without Dis
comfort or Loss of Time.

We have a method for the control Of
Asthma, and We want you to try It at
our expense. No matter whether your
case is Of long standing or recent de-
velopment, whether 1t is present as hay
fever or chronic Asthma, you should
send for free trial of our method. No
matter In what climate you live, no mat
ter what your age or occupation II you
are troubled with asthma. our method
should relieve you promptly.
We especially want to send II to those
apparently hopeless cases, where all
forms OF inhglers, douches. opium prep
arations. fumes, patent smokes" etc,
have failed. We want to show everyone
st our expense, that our method is de-
signed to end all difficult breathing. all
wheeling. and all those terrible parox-
ysms.
This free offer is too important to neg
letc single day. Write now and begin
the method at once. Send no money.
Simply mail coupon below. Do it To-
day-you do not even pay postage.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-09-30

never seen a corn tickled to death, Just
Then watch the corn dis-peacefuilv as
if 1t had gone to sleep. Soon it is moth
ing but a loose piece of dead skin that
you can lift right off with your fingers
Get after them now. Your druggist
has "Gets-It." Costs but a trife-or
nothing at all If 1t fails MID by e.
Lawrence d Co., Chicago.-Advertiss
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1921-09-30
'Cets-It'
Tiickles
Corns
to Death
First Stops All PaIn-Then PesIs
the Corn Off.

Don't try to fox trot on corn tortured
feet. Get rid of your corns. If you have
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-22
CHICAGO SUIT
IS DISMISSED
FREEDOM OF SPEECH UPHELD BY
JUDGE FISHER-RIGHT TO
AMEND DENIED.
GREAT VICTORY FOR PAPERS
Mayor Thompson's Effort to Knock
Out Two Strong Papers Declared
to Be Without Adequate Basis
BY Chicago Judge.

Chicago.-Judge Harry Fisher sus
tained the demurrer of the Chicago
Tribune to the ten million dollar libel
suit brought by the city of Chicago.
He declared the city had no cause for
action and denied it the right to
amend the petition.
The city brought identical suits
against the Tribune and the Daily
News, claiming the papers had print
ed false statements regarding Chi
cago's financial standing and thereby
injured the city's credit.
Judge Fisher declared the portions
Of English common law and statutes
which restricted the liberty 70 the
press had not been inherited by this
country. This action" he said, "Is
not in harmony with the genius, spirit
and objects of our institutions"
The decision was of far-reaching
Importance to newspapers as the suit
was the first on record in which a
municipality sought to restrict the
right to criticise it's corporate acts.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-22
WOOD BECOMES
ISLAND GOVERNOR
PLEDGES HONEST, EFFICIENT
GOVERNMENT IN INAUGURAL.
MUST MAKE PROGRESS.
SOON TO MAKE ADDRESS
Demands Independent judiciary, Advo-
Gates Equal Opportunities for
Women-lndicts Health
Conditions as Bad

Manila, P. Leonard Wood is now
governor of the Philippines. He was
sworn Immediately on his arrival from
Japan and took up the duties of his
new office
Honesty. morality, economy, eff
cheney, progress and government of
the people by their representatives to
the extent provided in the Jones bill,
were the keynotes of Governor Cen
e-al Woods inaugural address.
1T is my purpose he said, so
far as it lies in my power, so to con-
duct the government that it will be
characterized by economy, efficiency
and true progress; government of the
people by their representatives to the
extent provided in the Jones bill; gov
ernment characterized by honesty and
morality and appreciation of the fact
that public office is public trust; that
fitness is an absolute requirement for
appointment to Office
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-22
Avoid Mountain Schools.

Sacramento, Cal-Despite the fact
that 800 eastern teachers have ap-
piled for positions in California this
year, there are scores of schools in
rural districts that are closed for want
Of teachers, according to the state de-
partment Of education. The majority
Of the teachers refuse to go into the
mountainous districts and consequent.
ly there are thousands of idle teach
ers in the state at the same time that
hundreds of children are going with
out educational advantages for want Of
teachers.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-22
Sweden Will Use Reserve.

Stockholm.-The so-called small
credit" of 100000 crona, which, as
provided by the constitution, is kept
in reserve for special emergencies,
will be utilized to meet the demand
due to the growth Of unemployment.
according to Hermann Lindquist, min
lister Of the interior, and minister of
social welfare in the new Branting
cabinet.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-22
HiQh School Hioh Life

Chicago.-High school girls OF Hyde
Park giggled, laughed, powdered their
noses and "vamped" the detectives as
they narrated about eight boys, also
students in Hyde Park, one of the
largest public schools in a fashionable
district, of stealing more than $780,
600 worth of automobiles in order to
treat them to joy rides and, incident
ally, to provide funds for bonbons,
furs, costly perfumes and other ar
ticles. The boys did not undertake to
sell the cars. They are alleged to
have looted them of spare tires, OF
rugs, cut glass ornaments and other
accessories, which they sold.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-22
Pc. Eaqles Killed Chickens.

McClusky, N. D.-Nick Schroeder
had heard of farmers raising wild
ducks and geese, so when he captured
three young prairie eagles near his
farm he decided to experiment. At
first the eagles roasted with the
chickens at night and took their ra-
tions in the henyard. One morning
recently, however, the eagles began to
devour the chickens. Schroeder then
went after the eagles with club and
killed them.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-22
RAILROAD WORKERS
DECIDE TO STRIKE
UNION HEADS SET DATE FOR oc-
ToeER 30, PREDICT TIEUP WILL
BE COMPLETE NOVEMBER 2.
WILL STRIKE BY GROUPS
eouthem Roads Among Those To
Feel First Effects Five Great
Brothe rhoods Of Trainmen
involved.

Chicago. - More than a half mil.
lion American railroad men were or.
dered to initiate a strike October 80,
while other unions, whose member.
ships brings the total to about 2,000,-
900, announced unoffcially that they
were preparing to follow suit and
make the walkout general, on the
same date.
Under this program the tie-up would
be complete, according to union pre-
dictions, by November 2.
The hour fixed is for 6 a. m. Octo-
Der 80, except for one Texas line,
whose trainmen were authorized to go
out October 22.
The railroads listed in the first
group on which the strike is to be-
come effective touch AZ OF the 4S
states with a trackage of $4,000 miles
out of the total United States track.
age of approximately 100000.
The New England state comprise
the group that is virtually untouched
In the first walkout
The strike orders were issued to
the big five brotherhoods, oldest and
most powerful Of the railway unions,
and they specifically included mail
trains in the walkout Their publica-
tons instruct strikers to keep away
from railway property, with a warn
ing that violence of any nature will
not be tolerated by the organiza-
tons"
This first group included some Of
the country's greatest rail systems,
from coast to coast and from Canada
TO the Gulf These were:
Chicago. and Northwestern, Texas
and Pacific, Kansas City Southern,
Pennsylvania, Missouri Pacific, Irter.
national and Great Northern, South
ern Pacific (Atlantic and Pacific
lines). Atlantic and Pacific lines,
Southern railway, Louisville ard
Nashville. st. Louis Southwestern
whether Texas lines included not
stated. Chicago. Milwaukee and st. |
Paul Zines east and west), Northern
Fecifc, Chicago, Rock Island and Pa |
cihc, Seaboard Air Line, Erie, Chica-
90 Great Western, and Virginia rail- /
way.
The unions issuing the strike call |
are:
Brotherhood Of Railroad Trainmen; !
brotherhood Of Locomotive F'remen
and Enginemen: Order Of Railway
Conductors; Brotherhood Of Locomo-
tive Engineers; Switchmen's Union Of
North America.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-22
ignorance Saved Him.

Wichita, Kan.-Because he thought
tht heart is on the right side of the
breast, William Joy is alive today.
He stabbed himself in the right
breast, inflicting deep wound, which
probably would have been fatal on the
left side. Joy stabbed himself be-
cause OF grief over his failure to win
the affection of Helen Hudson.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1921-10-22
FocH TO VISIT NEW ORLEANS.
French Societies Plan Reception for
Marshal.

New Orleans, La.-Assurance that
Marshal Foch will visit New Orleans
on his tour of the United States and
the announcement that he never in
tended omitting the old French city
of America from his itinerary, set the
leaders of the various French societies
of the city to laying plans for CO.
operating with the state and municipal
authorities and the American Legion
in the entertainment of the man who
was in command Of the allied forces
when Germany was finally beaten. At
the same time, French societies seek
to have Premier BRAND come to New
Orleans for at least day following
the disarmament conference at Wash
ington.