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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08
a TYPOGRAPHICAL SPREE.

A southwestern farmer gave a
printing office an order for sale
bills. The job was promised for the
last day before the big drouth
started. The printer decided TO
take a few parting drinks. He took
several. Then he set and ran off
the bills.
The farmer called for the bills
paid for them. took them home and
the next day started TO put them
up. Here are some OF the items ne
read when he came down to the list
OF articles offered for sale. Twenty
five COWS, broke TO work: Al head
Of culuvators. coming in soon: 12O
rods Of canvas betting. better than
new; Poland China bobsled. due 10
farrow in April; Il head OF chick
ems, with grass seed attachment. in
good working order: spraying out
fit, can be ridden by the children;
many other articles too numerous
10 mention. Should lay in a good
supply before the balloon goes up;
articles under $40, cash. as the rail-
ways will not except C. o. d. ship
ments.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08
MASQUERADING FURS.

One might wonder where the leopards are found
for all the leopard skin coats fashionable. Ex-
If we prove embarrassing
It may well be doubted that there are enough
leopards in the world to provide even the leopard
The supply might not equal the demand if the
leopard shed his coat for the furrier and grew
each fall
The answer? Many skins 5hat pass as leopard
the dyed coats Of the lowly unsung goat! Bear-skn
coats also in large numbers originated on the backs
Of bly-goats So with many other skins and furs
The demand is great that if all the furs
authentic. the demand could not be filed
Rabbit masquerades as sable or ermine and
when sheared and dyed. as seal The woodchuck
becomes mink, sable martin. what's called
beaver otter often is another form Of nutria the
fur of the coypu. water rat from South America.
And if you don't believe this of furs. study hu-
manity; think of the people you know who not
what they appear to be- and appear to be what they
ances. "Camouhage' is a war word but it also has
it's applications arthce of peace
There's a wide area between the doctrine of
Never scold child and Spare the rod and spoil
the child"
Looks if Wen get to a pre-war basis on every
thing but taxes and national debt
>Thered be need for a naval program if battle
ships could spring up overnight
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08
Toyland News

Every day brings shipments of at
tractive playthings to our Daylight Base
ment Toy Department. Here, you will
find: dolls. laundry sets, electric irons,
doll cabs. tables. chairs and toy dishes.
The little boys. too will find their
hearts desire in electrical and mechanical
trains, cars and automobiles building
blocks, coaster wagons and games.
Rubber dolls and animals. rubber balls.
and rattlers for the baby.
Now is the time to buy your Easter
novelties.
Our assortment is large and contains
many interesting articles, such as: jump
ing rabbits. musical ducks, chickens on
eggs baskets of eggs. waiting to be filled
with candy; nest and fancy baskets; place
cards or fayors, fancy eggs and many
others too numerous to mention.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08
10. THE POOR PROOFREADER

I'D. HID TVVIN TINOOI NIlEtDI1IN-
After explaining 9, typographical
error which appear in a preceding
issue. the editor Of a St Louis
church monthly adds: However,
there is some consolation in the
thought that it might have been
worse. mo cross, no crown" was
once converted by the intelligent
compositor into NO cows, no
cream" And a poets fine fancy.
He kissed her under the stellar
skies" appeared in print: He kick
ed her under the cellar stairs" Yes
indeed-it might have been worse!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08

Every American man IS born
king. and every American woman
can become a queen II she has
money enough so buy the husband
that IS attached 20 some Balkan
throne.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08
No Wonder.

We were inclined 20 regard as a
hero the father Of eight children
who adopted another, till it occurred
to US that the income tax is about
due
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08
Nnthlnc 10 seize.

Somebody ought TO lodge a charge
OF gross Incompetence against the
Philadelphia federal agents who
seized a brewery.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08
The Tower of Babel
By BILL ARMSTRONG

ast Max what time Il was. Max
said it was % minutes after five.
he said. "All right; give me that
pair OF paints In the window" and
he pointed 10 a sign which read:
These Pants Given Away at 500"
r j. Burch. OF the Blue Bird
shop. Is commencing TO own as
many stores around over the coun-
try as Woodwork.
one thing nice about getting
killed in this country is that a
mighty congenial soul will be called
TO look after your interests in the
shape of DR.. c. B. Crumpacker, the
coroner.
il is not an unusual sight 20 see
Jake Hackaman's new board OF
safety rocking through town on one
wheel
Bill stein had two cages of ca
naries IN his oliver Style shop for
the spring openings last week. He
is now at work on a trained animal
act which will be seen for the first
time at the next fall opening.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08
BRIEF NEWS OF THE CITY.

BRIEF NEWS OF THE CITY.
Leon Livingstone has gone to New
York 10 alarm the natives. We can
see where a lot of good New York
ers are going TO have to stare loud
and long at a fistful of baby pic
lures.
Former Corporal G. Louis Wolf
read the war news in the daily pa
pers Monday, then promptly began
to fill out long exemption blank.
Max Adler had an embarrassing
thing happen 10 him the other day
A fellow came into his store and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08

They've doped out l.. s. and the Jap
To row Ger the Island of zap,
Now is II just prattle
To think that we'd battle
For such a wee speck on the map E?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08

Jazz music is fast being banned,
BY expert uplifters it's panned.
But they will find trouble
In ousting the double
Edged records of jazz that was
canned.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08

Silk Camisoles. fancy lace trim--$Z.OO
to $500 quality at $l.59.
Silk Vests. fancy lace trim, excellent
values at SIS.
Bloomers to match vests, new styles.
all reinforced-$3.50.
Kaysers Italian Silk Vests, bodice and
round neck. plain and embroidered
priced from $500 to $3.50.
Kayser's Italian Silk Union Suits, marvel
ht at $3.50.
Kayser's Italian Silk Envelope Chemise
at 5000.
Kayser's Italian Silk Knockers - at
$3.50.
Kaysers Knit Goods. for women:
Knit Vests, bodice and round neck.
silk top-$2 90.
Mercerized Vests. at 5 90 and $l.25.
Union Suits, the marvel fit reinforced,
at $3.50 and $2.65. These come in
all styles, both bodice and round necks,
she'll and tight knee.
Ladies Union Suits in white Isle. all
styles, at $I.75 and $500.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08

Looks as if Wen get to pre-war basis every
thing but taxes and national debt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08

~There'd be no need for naval program if battle
ships could spring up overnight
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08

There's a wide between the doctrine of
Never scod child" and Spare the rod and spoil
the child"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1921-03-08

In an excellent variety of prices and
qualities as well as shades, comes the new
hosiery for Spring.
Pure thread Silk Hose in the new Suede
Shade at $3.50.
New line of Lace Hose, at $3.50, $3.75
and $3.50.
Black Pure Silk Chiffon Hose. the very
latest vogue for Spring and Summer
s4.25.
Ladies Out Size Silk Hose. excellent
numbers-$200, $3.50. $500.
Plain Black Silk Hose-S1OO. SIPS.
$500. $2.25. $500. $3.50. 1915 and
$500.
Ladies Silk Isle Hose in black. white.
and African brown, fine full fashioned
numbers in the well known Granite Line.
which are unexcelled in wearing qualities
800 per pair.
Full line of Children's Hose n black.
white and brown, cotton and mercerizsd
ranging in price from PC to Csc.
Mems Hose at 25c. 39c. 45c. SOC up
to $500
Infants Hose in silk and vvool-69o
I,fa,t.' Casbr,e,e H.. Eo~ ~ 90
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30
FORDS RUN "a MILES
ON GALLON GASOLINE
Start Easy in Coolest weather.
Other Cars Show Propcrdonatc
Saving.

A new carburetor which cuts down
gasoline consumption OF any motor
and reduces gasoline bills from one
third to one-half is the proud achieve
mcnt of the Air-Friction Carburetor
CO., 675 Madison ST.. Dayton, Ohio
This remarkable invention not only
increases the power OF all motors from
so to so pers cent, but enables every
one to run slow on high gear. 1t also
makes it easy to start Ford or any
other car in the coldest weather. You
can use the very cheapest grade of
gasoline or half gasoline and half
kerosene and still get more power and
more mileage than you now get from
the highest test gasoline. Many Ford
owners say they now get as high as
As to so miles to a gallon of gasoline.
So sure are the manufacturers of the
immense saving their new carburetor
will make that they offer to send 1t
on 80 days trial to every car owner.
At it can be put on or taken off in a
fow minutes by anyone, all readers OF
this paper who want to try 1t should
send their name, address and make Of
car to tho manufacturers at once.
They offer exceptionally large profits.
they offer ex ceptionally large profits
Write them today.-Advertise
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30
TELLS OF REASON FOR THE
RISE OF THE CAFETERIAS

Chicago. Jan. 2e.-The desire on the
part of the average patron of the pub
lie eating house to save time and
money In procuring his meals is AS
signed by c. a. westberg, manager OF
a chain OF Chicago cafeterias, as the
reason for the rise OF the cafeteria
during recent years to prominent
place in public favor.
People also like to see what kind
OF food they are getting before they
order it," he says, asserting that tho
advantage of inspecting the various
dishes offered is a possible third factor
In the growth of the "self-service'
plan
Mr.. westbcrg snys that whereas fve
and six years ago people hesitated to
pa atronize n first-foor cafeteria for
fear OF being recognized by friends,
and that establishment OF such place
was then n precarious step on that nc
count, now the "help-yourself'' idea is
Mt the height OF its popularity. in the
five self-scrvice eating houses in Chi
cago rnaeaged by MIR westberg, Is 600
meals are served daily. he estima tes.
He fixes the average amount of n
check at As cents.
Few persons attempt to cvade pay
mont of their bills, and these arc
usually boys of from II to 90 years
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30
MARY GARDEN TELLS OF HER
DREAMS OF AMERICAN OPERA
by Hard Work, Hope to Bring Opera Up to the
Place 1t Deserves In the Hearts Of
the People,

Chicago. Jan. Coy the Associated
Press)-The first woman to have COM
plete business and artistic charge OF
ono OF the big American grand opera
companies In short to be the dictator
of the enterprise, Mary Garden out
lined today what she thought opera
should mean thruout tho United
States. Miss Garden, known in
Chicago and in numerous other Amer
lean cities as our Mary was appoint
ed to the joint role Of a star. artistic
Chicago Opera association early this
month.
I Mary Gardens ambition is to mako
I opera and herself as well loved by the
people of the whole United States as
she is by the people OF Chicago.
Enthusiasm, fervor, hard work. con-
slant supervision. strict economy and
/ modern opera rather than the old. are
only few things that Miss Garden
promises to show the people OF America
that she has in her and IS capable OF
producing.
Music, real music" said Miss Gar
don 'is being borne on the high tide
/ OF popularity, through the marvellous
phonograph and pianola, into the
/ homes OF almost every family in this
| country. / hope to take advantage OF
| this and by hard work. bring opera up
/ to the place that 1t deserves in the
hearts of the people. Wouldn't 1t be
wonderful, II by doing this 1 will have
/ made them love opera and me as vel
as the people OF Chicago have con
vinccd me that they love me?"
Constant supervision, insistence or
having her every performances as per
feet as it was possible to get it thr,
both the supporting company and th'
| equipment, is assigned by Miss Garder
as probably the chief reason that th'
/ Board OF Directors OF the Chicago Op
era company have seen tit to place heI
in the position that was held for year
by Cleofonte Campanini.
'The public makes opera possible anc
think that the public deserves th'
very best that can be assembled.
added Miss Garden. Some artists hav'
said that Garden gets everything sh'
wants. No wonder she is success.
have fought. argued, criticized ant
insisted on my performance receiving
tho best treatment possible because
knew the public wanted this as wei
as 1. l believed I was right and
fought for my own ideas. AS rule
realized them"
Miss Garden is strongly of the opin
ion that the people OF today wan
modern operas and as she was instru
mental in introducing the moderi
grand opera, she said that natural,
she intends to carry out her ideas witt
the Chicago Opera company aloni
these lines.
'I shall produce half French and hal
Italian operas" she said, But at leas
one American opera during a seasoi
should be produced and I shall try TO
this. 1 do not believe in translations
They have proven failure.
You will remember that l made m!
premiere in Paris in the title role o
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30

of age. and occasionally women. Such
attempts often are successful during
the busy periods. other patrons, while
willingly paying for their Seals, carry
away with them souvenirs in the form
of cafeteria equipment, such as spoons
and napkins. y supply of one hundred
dozen small German silver butter
plates put into service at one cafeteria
a year ago has been depleted thru on
slaugh;s of souvenir hunters" and
now practically none remain In pos
session of the house.
THE Dutter plates made very ac-
ccpta bic ash trays remarked Mr..
westberg in accounting for their dis
appearance.
Napkins are often taken away by
customers thru oversight and many OF
them returned. The management, Mr..
westberg states, receives in the mail
every week napkins from various parts
OF the middle west, apparently taken
away unintentionally by Chicago vlsi-
tors.
The manager secs hope fol further
declines in the cost of meals, hut de-
clares such reductions must he pre-
&C led by wage reductions. He says
the cost OF labor has increased more
than 100 per cent in the past four
years.
A decided preference for table linen
rather than bare tables has been ex-
pressed by patrons, he says.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30
IT.
COLDS

"Sevonty-seven" is for all kinds
of Colds, from just common Cold to
the hard stubborn Cold that "hangs
on and does not yield to treatment.
To get the best results take
"Seventy-seven at the first sneeze
or shiver.
eSs Pocket Text Book COG paees)
on the treatment of every living
thing''-mailed free.
Stores.
Humphreys Homeo. Medicine Co. l5s
William Street, New York.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30

: NJ. Clyde Kelly, Pennsylvania
congressman, has offered bill in
the house to amend the original
code of the United States to pro-
hibit a recurrence of frauds such
as those which occurred in his state
in the primary elections Of last
May. His measure provides a fine
of not more than $4,000 and ten
years in prison for conspiracy to
''injure, oppress, threaten or in
timidate any citizen in the free e1-
ercise Of his rights under the con-
stitution."
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30
YOUTH PLEADS GUILTY
TO ARSON CHARGE

Uniontown, Pa. Jan. 2a.--Albert
Smith, the 19-year-o son OF wealthy
real estate owner of Fair Hope. Pa.
today pleaded guilty in criminal court
here to 10 charges of arson, and was
sentenced to servo not less than ~ nor
more than IS years'in the western PEN
itentiary at Pittsburgh
Smith was arrested several weeks
ago after the entire countryside had
been aroused by IA series of incendiary
fires which caused damage estimated
at no less than three-quartcrs of a
million dollars.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30
CANON CITY NEWS
Special to The chicftain:

Special to The Chieftain:
Canon City, Colo, Jan. 2s.--W. r.
Jones, General Secretary of the Canon
City Young Mons Christian Associa-
ton has resigned his position here
and has accepted the superintendency
of the public schools of Eads, Colo.
position Mr.. Jones held for some
time before coming to Canon City last
May to engage. in association work.
During the next few weeks the man.
agement of the local association will
be looked after by Mr.. w. f. Hearon,
financial secretary of the International
Y. NJ. C. A. committee, who is hero
formulating plans for the annual fl
nancial campaign to be staged by the
local association in February.
District Judge James L. Cooper of
Canon City has been selected to pre-
side at judicial hearing at Redcliff
next week to decide the county seat
contest in Eagle county. In the last
general election the voters of Eagle
county decided on the face of the re-
turns by a small majority to remove
the county seat from Redcliff to
Eagle. Legal questions having arisen
as TO the validity of the election the
matter has been passed up to the dis
trict court for determination.
The home of Mr.. and Mrs. r. j.
Craig, of 731 whipple avenue was the
scene of pretty wedding on Thurs
day afternoon when their daughter.
Esther, became the bride of Claw w.
Dawson of Cherokee Iowa The
nuptial ceremony was performed in
the presence of a large number of
friends and relatives by the Rev w
c. McCrory of the United Presbyterian
church of which the bride is a prom
inent member. The bride is popular
teacher in the Canon City high school
and is a graduate of tho local high
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30
PROSECUTOR APPOINTED
FOR MRS. SMITH HAM0N

Ardmorc. Okla, Jan. 29.-Disuict
Judge T. W. Champion announced to-
day the appointment OF II. II. Brown.
Ardmore attorney. as special prosecu-
tor in the trial OF Mrs. Clara Smith
Hamon, charged with murder in con-
nection with the death OF Jake l..
Hamon. Oklahoma millionaire.
II. II. Brown IS brother OF Russell
b. Brown, former county attorney.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30
nIoIING IN ITALY

Florence, Italy, Jan. 2a.-Clashes be-
tween socialists and numbers OF the
Fascist or extreme nationalist party,
occurred today and shops nd rlstnur-
ants were closed. This afternoon.
however. calm was restored 1nd inc
stores -eopened. A call which was
issued for general strike was not re-
sponded to by the workers gelCraIy.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30

who filed the charges against Mrs.
Hamon.
The appointment OF the special
prosecutor was made necessary bes
cause James II Nnthers, recently in
stalled county attorney. previously had
been employed TO defend Mrs. Hsmon.
The trial is to begin March 10.
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30
MeApoos LEAVE ron MrxIco

Los Angeles, Jan. ee.-wnllam G.
McA1oo. former secretary OF tho
treasury. and director general Of rail
roads, accompanied by Mrs. McAdhu
and hts secretary. left Los Angeles to
day for Mexico City. He said he was
going for a brief pleasure trip"
Pueblo chieftain., 1921-01-30

school and of Monmouth College Of
Monmouth. Illinois. The groom is an
ex-service man with a fine record dur
ing the recent war Mr.. and Mrs.
Dawson will make their home in
Cherokee. Iowa after February Is.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-12-07
RNnz;SheQI
>(oAzNex1oN,

You can remove those embar-
RAISING skin blemishes by a simple
and inexpensive home treatment
one that does not require tedious
hours of application.
Battle your face with warm wa
ter and Black and White Soap.
Dry and lightly apply Black and
White Beauty Bleach. Allow to
remain on overnight. Repeat this
treatment for several nights and
your skin will be soft and smooth,
and the blemishes disappear.
Should your skin seem oversensi-
tive or the least bit irritated, ap-
ply Black and White Cleansing
Cream after your Beauty Treat
ment.
All drug and department stores
can supply you with Black and
White Beauty Bleach, soc; Soap,
Csc; and Black and White Cleans
ing Cream, Csc and SOC. Write
Dept. j., Plough, Memphis, Tenn,
for a copy of your Birthday Book
and 1eaflet, which tells all about
Black and White toilet prepara-
tions.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-12-07
BrOwn-Hay Marriage
Recent Notable
Event

Friends in Birmingham viii be in =
terested in the following account of
the marriage of Miss Dorothy Hay OF
Hot Springs, Ark. and Mr.. Atwetl
Johnston Brown of this city, from the
Hot Springs (Ark.) New Era
Mr.. Brown is a popular young bust
ness man and member of one of Biz
mingham's most prominent families.
and cordial welcome will be given
his bride in the Iocial life of this city:
"St. Iukes Episcopal church was
last evening the scene OF one of the
most beautiful weddings ever wit
messed in Hot Springs, when Miss
Dorothy Reynolds Hay was married
to Mr.. Atwell Johnston Brown.
Beautiful st, BulSes was filled with
friends before the organ sounded the
beginning of the musical prograns
rendered by Mrs Trina Chinski Hogue
and Prof, Arthur Platz, who sang
Loves Coronation"
"The decorations, under the direc-
ton of Mrs. Dan Nevius of the Flower
Shop. lent new charm to the exquisite
setting of the altar and chancel Of
the church and the myriad candles
shedding their soft glow made the
scene one of picturesque beauty.
Banks of ferns in artistic arrange
ment furnished the abck ground for
the floral motif of chrysanthemums
the white prize blossoms being held
In silver vases. the pink Chadwick in
tell ivory holders
REV. Charles p Collins. rector of
ST Lukes, in most gracious manner
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1921-12-07
ANDREW AND
IMOGENE
BY ROE FULKERsON

She's a homely little thing. any
how" said Imogene
Who is a homely little thing"
Jessie Turner homely?" said Andrew
with spirit. "why she is the sauc-
lest little thing that we know. That
kid is class. woman. class.
What about that chickens nose.
That's the greatest little pink tin
tilted nose ] ever saw. It's a nose
for ravishing roses and violets. \
nose with which to couple a sneeze
would be PROCLAMATION. A nose that
might have launched thousand war
galleys or burned the topless towers
of Illium in other and more heroic
days.
Did you notice those two little
freckles on the bridge of 1T? They
are like the specks of brown nutmeg
on hot Tom and Jerry or like the
vague bronze green tints in the price
less opal.
THAT nose is"
oh shut up!" snapped Imogene
angrily
why, what on earth is the mat
ter?" asked Andrew blankly.
How do you know all these things
about Jessie Turner's nose? How
much time have you put in studying
it?
you know just how many freckles
are on it. You know what shade of
pink it is.
IF l hadn't shut you up you would
have told me how many Filings she
had in her teeth and told me how
much the doctor charged her for re-
moving her adenoids.
In 7 .
you think of this woman?"
why, honey" said Andrew, 81
hardly know this woman"
Hardly know herr" said Imogene
Indignantly. well. if you hardly
know this one. l would certainly hate
to have you talk about woman you
know intimately. You would have her
blood pressure. her number of breaths
per minute and her normal temper
ature."
Why, what on earth is the matter
with your asked Andrew in a help
less sort of voice.
Matter enough" said Imogene
"Have you been married Is years and
not found out that no woman likes
to hear her husband throwing verbal
flip flaps about another woman?
IF you have these affairs with
women please spare. me the pain Of
having to listen to your rhapsodie.
over them"
"Why honey" explained Andrew
Il hardly know this woman and"
You said that before," interrupted
Imogene.
well, it is still true" answered
Andrew with some spirit; IT know
1 am in Dutch. but upon my wore
1 don't know why"
We'll, 1 am simply tired of sittine