The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1921-05-04
-GasPe' For Securing Home Con-
ycnienccs on the Farm

s80ffPe For securing HoLhc SVn
yeniences on the Farm
There are four methods by which
xny woman can acquire home con-
,xruiepces. | know this is true. be-
czase I have three married sisters
md a mother, all living on farms.
Esrh of them used a different plan,
sund all were reasonably successful.
u-hich goes to show that there are
sszreral ways of skinning cats. II
-ruu do not believe, Mrs. Farmer,
that these plans will work, we dare
ynu 70 try one or all of them and
xrite us the results.
Grab your husband by the
solIar-button, pick up rolling pin
ma bounce it off his dome. Shake
xEti and mix with strong argument.
Continue beating until done. Get
ne check in your pocket before re-
Iczsaug. This method is guaranteed,
especially when applied by brawny
roman with snappy brown eyes.
E-Wheedle. coax, tease, beg,
ny, suiffle and otherwise annoy the
mar OF your choice until he gives
az in disgust. Don't giveup; while
there is tear there is hope. This
method is recommended chiefly to
.ae elinging vine type; it will work
Lar very few farm women, but for
siue-eyed baby dolls it has no equal.
Snake the money yourself by
missing chickens, making butter,
washing clothes, picking your hus-
bands pockets or writing articles
FOR farm journal. TRY this on us
rnd see if it doesn't work. This
method is in wide use, but it adds
10 the burdens of an already over
lnaded person. Furthermore, most
farm women are so soft-hearted
that they will give friend husband
the money so hardly earned to buy
riding cart for the harrow.
f-This is the one dyed-in-the-
EOoi guaranteed a. yard wide
and measure it yourself method,
End the longer you use it the better
1t gets. 1t has never been known
90 fail and this journal will pay
'suItars cash or give pair of silk
Stockings to the farm woman who
sau prove that she has tried it for
+ reasonable length of time and has
Jailed to get results. Its great val
ae is its simplicity. Here is it;
Let him do the dishes, the sweep
ing. and busting, the laundry, and
nathe the children for one week.
There you have it. Simple when
gon know how. If the patient does
mt respond, repeat the dose at fire.
Ruent intervals.
Results will be as follows: A
man will not wash dishes longer
than two successive days before he
will install running hot and cold /
vsfer and "a kitchen cabinet. a
No man VIII smother himself sweep
ing and busting an S-room house
more than three successive days
sen1se he will have every floor warm
ashed, painted and waxed. and
EBcunm sweeper in addition.
S-Two trials at a washing ma
rhine. particularly if Judgment is
iIssd IN picking hot days, when .
there are about ten machines-full
10 be- run through twice, will cure /
the most difficult case. You will
get gasoline engine and an cleo
Rrie washer with wringer attached,
reversible and semi-automatic. by
return mail.
@Three Saturday nights spent
W the kitchen floor beside the
washtub splashing John and Mary
silb tpuse ''bathroomitis" in any
mau. The fever rises and strength
=ns IL he is made to accompany lit
de Bob out to the outdoor toilet
few times. Also have the doctor
charge 800 for treating Mary's
cold from undressing in a cold bed
room and you win have a start to-
sxrd a furnace.
Nothing has been said about
etectric lights. Something must be
lefI to your ingenuity Amy wife
xfio can't sell her husband on the
IDEA OF electric lights would starve
to death selling life preservers on
q sinking boat.-County Agent and
Fmu Bureau.