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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

a rmer of men, and the girl in search
of those qualities which would make
her leader among women.
"They had not gone very far when
they heard a sharp whistle coming
from the direction of some woods.
They listened. and again came the
whistle, very clear and strong.
LETS see,' said the boy. If the
creature who is whistling can tell us
anything we want 10 know
"'How do we know If the creature
can speakY asked the girl. Perhaps 1t
was bird whisting. We are not sure
the voice was human one
"They approached the edge Of the
woods and listened again TO hear the
clear, keen whistle, After a few mo-
ments they heard It again. and as they
wandered further into the woods, fol-
lowing the direction from which II
came, at last they reached a spot
where all around was moss growing
over stones and around trees and max
ing carpet for the earth.
"'Hellor said atvOIce. You wanted
10 find me, / believe. ! was whistling
for you to come. couldn't go to you.
for never 20 to any one. | always
wait for them to come to me. That rs
why so few come
Before them, standing on the messy
carpet, stood a little creature who
looked something like man and some
thing Ike q gnone.
"'This Is my secret he said Il
don't grow because I'm never willing to
take any trouble. / don't amount TO
much in any way, and neither viii
you unless you learn great deal he
said.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Bad Stomach
Sends Her 10 Bed
for 10 Months
EafOnIc Gets Her UPE

"Over a year ago" says Mrs. Dora
Williams, Il took to bed and for 10
months did not think / would live.
Eatonic helped me so much / am now
up and able to work. / recommend It
highly for stomach trouble"
Eatonic helps people TO get well by
taking up and carrying out the excess
acidity and gases that put the stomach
out of order. If you have indigestion,
sourness, heartburn, belching, food-re-
peatIng. or other stomach distress,
take an Eatonic after each meal. Big
box costs only trifle with your drug
gist's guarantee.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Tale Of the World.

Teaeher-What made you late, WI
liel
WILLIE was pursuing knowledge
Teacher-Pursuing knowledge, What
do you mean?
Wiille-Why. our dog ran away
with my geography book, and 1 ran
after him.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
EXERCISE FOR S0WS NEEDED
Feed for Animals Should Be Scattered
Around Floor to Compel Them
to Hustle.

SOws due to farrow in April or May
ought to have some bulky feed. Prof.
J. H. Sheperd of the North Dakota Ag-
ricultural college reports that the
herdsman at the agricultural college
feeds a pound to pound and a quar-
ter Of grain per 100 pounds weight of
sow and little alfalfa hay to give
plenty of bulk. He also advises max
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
ROTTEN EGG IS UNDESIRABLE
Many Farmers Do Not Seem to Care
or Bother About Clean Nests for
the Layers.

No one likes a rotten egg. conse-
quently no one is going to buy one
not even the commission dealer. Many
farmers do not care whether their hens
steal thein-~nests or not and do not
bother to hunt for the eggs until mar
ket day comes around. Once a week
is sometimes as often as eggs are
locke for. Any eggs that have come
from an old nest or that In any way
look suspicious should be candled at
home before sending them to market
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Story Of the Ihimhls

The modern thimble dates from
1851. when the goldsmith, Niehlas Ben
schoten of Amsterdam. sent one as
birthday present TO a lady with the
dedication. ITO my frou van Rensse-
laer. this little object which / have
invented and executed as a protective
covering for her industrious fingers"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
WOODLANDS AID iFARMSTEAD
Trees Scattered About Have Place In
Management of Farm and De.
Velopment Of Community.

A farm without some woods is less
attractive as a place TO live and usu-
ally less valuable than one with at
least a little woodland and some for
est trees scattered about Thus wood
lands have place both in the man
agement Of the farm and in the devel-
Opment Of the community.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Use for the Glue Pot.

Tommy-Are you good at cOnun-
drums, pa?
Pa-Rather-go ahead.
Tommy-What is the difference be-
tween an orphan, a man with bald
head and a glue pot?
Pa-Oh, think I've heard that be-
fore. The orphan has ne'er a parent,
the bald man no hair apparent-but
where does the glue pot come in?
Tommy-Oh, that's all right. That's
where you get stuck, see?
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
TO AID COOPERATION

Farmers Bulletin No. 1144, On
Cooperative Marketing. has
Just been issued by thu United
States Department of Agricul-
ture, Washington, p. G. Every
person interested in developing
the cooperative movement
among farmers should have
copy. which can be obtained
free on application.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Kitchen Anatomy.

The teacher was giving a lesson In
anatomy and she said 20 one boy:
Now, suppose we take the head and
trunk from the body, what would we
have leftT"
The youngster, his thoughts on the
Thanksgiving dinner that was APP
preaching answered, ''The giblets."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

So many cases Of Rheumatism
come from a tiny disease germ that
fufests the blood, that physicians
are beginning to realize that this
Source Of the disease is becoming
quite prevalent. Of course a dis
ease that has its source in the
blood cannot be reached by local
remedies applied to the surface.
One remedy that has given splen-
did results in the treatment Of
Rheumatism is S.S,Sg the tine old
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
TRACTORS ARE TIME SAVERS
To Get Full Benefit Of Machine Farm.
er Should Get All information
About Mechanism.

Farm tractors are time savers for
the average farmer. After q farmer
gets a tractor bis frs, impulse should
be to get all the infornatiO possible
about it and then 50 manage il as to
get the full benefit from tn informa-
ton.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
BIG FARM ECONOMIC CHANGE
Transportation Of Products in Motor.
trucks Becoming More Popular
in Middle West.

Great progress will be made in the
transportation Of farm products by
trucks in the Middle West n the next
few years. This is one Of the big
economic changes which Is coming in
agriculture.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

ing the sows take exercise. scattering
their feed around on the floor so they
will have two hours or more of work In
picking it up. Another good thins
about alfalfa hay is that 1t keeps them
on their feet quite little while. Pigs
from sows which have had plenty Of
exercise and bulky feed are usually
much stronger than those from fat,
lazy sOws.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
cutIeura sootnes ItehIna Scale

On retiring gently rub spots of dan
druff and itching with Cuticura ONT
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have clear skin and soft, white
hands.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Make Friends Wlth Animals.

Every farm animal should be so
gentle It can be easily approached and
petted anywhere in the fields. 1t
doesn't pay TO have wild animals
around, unless one plans TO start a
menagerie.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Avoid Using Poor Roara.

"All we have to do is to use poor
boars for one generation" said Pro
fessor Evvard, ~and we have lost all
the good points we have spent genera
tons IN building up"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
WILLING to Divide.

EYES," said the eminent specialist
to the poor man who had called upon
him, II will examine you carefully for
five dollars"
"All right, doctor" said the man re-
signedly. IF you find it I'll give you
half"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
civinu the Effect.

A real light Is rarely hidden under
the proverbial bushel. but some keen
men keep a bushel to create the belief
that It cOnceals llght.-Albany
Journal.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

wholly attributable to reduction In
other assets, so that in reality the re-
suit is like taking money from one
pocket and putting it IN another
The farm inventory, or property list,
offers the only practicable way of an
swering these questions. Once the
farmer has made complete liz of all
his assets and liabilities and has bal
anced them he knows just what his
net worth is, and when he has made
such a list annually he knows each
year whether he has gone forward or
back and just how much has been the
Increase or decrease in the net worth
of his business.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Detailed instructions.

The United States Department of
Agriculture has just issued Farmers
Bulletin 112S, entitled Farm Inven-
tories" in which are given detailed in
structions for making an inventory of
farm property and revising such list
from year TO year. BY using the single
system described in this bulletin any
farmer can determine exactly his
financial status and lay the foundation
for a permanent system of accounting.
Without the farm Inventory as basis
no system of accounting that might
be chosen would be of any great use
TO the farmer.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
When Mistake Is Fatal.

Flatbush-Do you think man pro-
fits by his mistakes?
BensOnhurst-Not if he marries the
wrong woman he doesn't-Yon kers
Statesman.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
n paw 20 Adu.rtIs.

"Just look at that rooster" re-
marked the duck; since he's begun
growing he's had his statue placed
on the top of the barn."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

was very irregular.
/ was not fit to do
my work at times
and took medicine
from a doctor and
got no benefit. /
saw Lydia E. Pink
ham IS Veg BILE
compound ,adver-
tised in the news
papers and took it
and got all right. ]
gained twenty
nol1ndS or more and
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Question Not Easily Answered.

These are important questions to
the farmer and questions that are not
SO easily answered as would at first
appear. Farming is an intricate bust
ness and one in which returns from
investment are sometimes long de-
layed. so that progress cannot be ac-
curately measured by the amount of
money taken in in given time. Some
times cash income may be almost
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Not That Kind.

Teacher-How would you class the
study Of civil warsl
Pupil--As polite literature II they're
civil
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
That,a Different.

Violet-"Maise and Dick are dread
fully stuck up" Margot-'But they
never stick up for each other. though" "
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

Yes, Herman. insanity Is said to ba
akin TO love-but man In love doesn't
care If he Is crazy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

HnFkEnI MAKES THE SKIN BEAUTIFUL.
NREMttt N Does wonders for bad Complexion
AtlE fNANlh ~ Dealers mall, 81 Or. c. n.
"A@h 49, Cos 2S7s Michigan Avenue, Chicago
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

Eccentricity gets the least consid-
Grafton on the street car.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
How Could He Be?

The First Maid-"Nice-looki fell
Ter. that" The Second-"Wot? I'm
nice? Wy 'e's married"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

Every woman owes it TO herself to
he good looking.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
ABLE TO
DO HER WORK
After Long Suffering Mrs. Siefert
Was Restored to Health by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound

Pottsville, PAT suffered with
female trouble for four or five years and
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
FARM INVENTORY
HELPS BUSINESS
Enables Farmer to Determine
Whether He Is Going or
Coming Financially.
ANSWER TO MANY QUESTIONS
Complete List of Assets and Liahlll-
ties Each Year Tells Land Owner
Just How Much Increase or
Decrease Has Been.

What is the net worth of your farm
business? Is it more or less than one
would imagine from a casual nSpec-
tiOn of your farm? Do you know for
sure whether you are going or coming
in financial standing?
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

Jud Funkins.
Jud Tunkins says many a man
thinks he is giving advice when he is
merely being encouraged to loosen up
his conversation and get his measure
taken.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

Don't be a dog I'm mange-. A man.
ger is no place for dog.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
1t is a physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is a Strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years.
1t is sold by all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has so many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, If you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
TazinpSS is an Pasilv acquired ART
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1921-02-02

Laziness is an easily acquired art.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
Ambassadors Protest

Paris, April 1.-(By the Associated
Press. } - Resolutions protes t l II 6
against the restoration of former EN-
ing the Hungarian government that
the consequences of such ar event
would be disastrous, we're adopted by
the council of ambassadors here to-
day. The resolutions were presented
by Jules Cambon, acting in the name
Of the French government.
The events of which Hungary is
in the theater,"' the resolution reads,
place the principal allied powers un-
der obligation to recall to the governs
ment and the people of Hungary the
terms of their declaration of F'ebru-
ary II, 1920.
lin this declaration the council of
ambassadors declared the principal
allied powers considered that restora-
tiop of the Hapsburg dynasty would
not be consistent with the principles
for which the war had been fought
and at variance with the whole basis
of the peace settlement, and that such
restoration would be neither recog-
nized nor tolerated by tlenl.")
ed in the declaration continues the
resolutions, the allies have the duty
to repeat that the restoration of the
Hapsburgs would imperil the very
foundation of the peace, and that it
could be neither recognized nor toler-
ated.
1.-THE allied powers count upon the
Hungarian government, conscious of
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
READY r TOHGAT
AGAINST FORMER
HUNGARIAN KING
Reports Declare Ex-Emper-
az Remains in
b Hungary.
Vienna Informed That
Charles Will Leave; May
Go to Spain.

Paris, April 1.-TWO authentic facts
Appear to stand out OF the mass Of
sensational unnor relative to the at
tempt of former Emperor Charles to
renstate hinnSelf as head of the Hun
g4Eian government. The first is that
Charles is still in Hungary. and the
SECOND is that the little entente
ceFnprising Czecho- Slayak ia, Rumania
and Jugo- Slavia. and the big entente"
are ready to strike if the former En-
peFor succeeds in his enterprise.
Premier Brands newspaper. the
Eelair. understands the entente gov
ernnents are considering the stand
they will take in the event thai the
Hungarian situation is not rapidly
cleared UP. Among these measures,
1t Is declared, the blockade of Hun
gary is being considered.
Ivan Praznovsky. Hungarian minis
ter to France, points out in a state
ment printed in the Figara. that com
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
CITY. is
SWEPT BY TORNADO

Albany. Ca. March s1.-The north
ern part of Albany was swept by a
tornado late today that killed one
man, = negro. injured so persons, half
q dozen seriously, and caused proper
ty damage estimated at several hun,
dred thousand dollars. The tornado
destroyed OF partially wrecked ap,
proxi1nately q. hundred dwellings, but
its greatest damage was to q dosen
or more large industrial plants.
The storm swept q stretch of terri
9 mile and a quarter long. The indus
trial plants damaged included the
Virginia-Carolina Chemical company
unofficially estimated at $4,000.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
TAXES HELP
GOVERNMENT
Payments Made On March
Is Improve Financial
Situation

Washington, March s1.-Govern-
ment finances have been placed in
much better shape ar a result OF tax
payments Of March Is exceeding sx-
%pectations, treasury officials said to-
day in announcing nearly complete
figures for the first quarter, when
slightly paore than 500, 100000 was
turned into the Treasury.
The treasury has begun the retire
ment Of certificates of indebtedness
issued under the Pitt,nan act as 4
war time measure to conserve the sold
and silver stocks. Certificates Of that
issue totalling 5000, 100000. were re-
tired on February 80, and 4 like
amount on March 20. Mr.. Mellon re-
ported. Two million dollars in these
certificates were retired today.
ApproAin1a tsly SaS0,000, 900 in Pitt
man act certificates were sold by the
treasury in 1918 after the passage OF
the act enabling the treasury TO use
federal reserve notes without going
into the market to buy silver at the
then prevailing high prices.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01

between Paris and Buda-
pest are interrupted and that all news
reaching this city must come by the
way 0f Vienna, and therefore should
he subjectAd to careful scrutiny.
The minister declared his disbelief
of reports that Charles has been SC
cessful in his attempt. and says the
delay in his. departure from Hungary
be attributable to the necessity
OF obtaining tho consent Of the AUS
tralian and Jugo-Slaviaan govern
ments to his passage across their ter
ritories. He adds that if General Lee
har had gone over 10 the aide Of
Charles, ne would most certainly have
been advised. While it is possible that
4 few adyenturers are gathered
around the former emperor and that
some batfalions of troops may be
ready to support him. the minister
says he does not believe the army has
declared for Charles, as Vienna des.
patches have stated.
Hungary" the minister concludes.
has had enough coups d'etat. While
the people would, perhaps, like q. mon
RFchy, they want to have it establish
ed through regular constitutional
channels.
The situation in Hungary is i'm
proving. exchange rates are rising,
and consequently, public opinion is
hostile TO any violent changes"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
NINE. CURIE TO BE
WHITE HOUSE GUEST
AND TO GET PRESENT

Washington. March s1.--President
ana Mrs. Harding will receive Mad
anne Curie in the White House on
May 20 and present her with a. gram
me of radium valued at 100000 in
behalf OF women of America who have
contributed to q fund for this purpose
in recognition of her scientific SER
vices, particularly in the discovery Of
radium; Officers and members Of the
yided for the purchase will be pres
emit at the time, it was announced
today.
Madame Curie will come to this
country especially for the prcsenta-
ton, it was added.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
Building Trade. Men
Will Not Accept Cut
In Wages Of $3.50 Cents

Chicago. March 31.-Representa-
tives Of the building trades workers
today refused to accept wage reduc-
tons of IS and 30 cents an hour for
skilled mechanics and building la-
borers, respectively. The present
scale is $1.25 and 81 for the two class
es.
The building contractors association
Informed the workers, representstiye
900 would he let within thirty days
if the reductions were accepted.
Many building trades workers are
now unemployed. a.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
q'etat in Hungary, would leave thu,

country:
The Hunssrian minister in Vienna
called on Chancellor Mays, during the
evening and asked if. in principle. the
Austrian government would permit
Charles to cross Austrian territory on
his way to Switzerland. Chancellor
Mayr replied in the affirmative. This
interview followed a visit to the chan
cellor by the Swiss minister, who stat
ed his government would be willing
to grant Charles safe conduct over the
Swiss frontier.
Callers. at the Hungarian legation
yesterday afternoon were assured that
the bulk of the Hungarian army was
loyal to Admiral Horthy. the regent.
Reports are current here that an
adjutant OF the staff of General Lee
har, who is supporting the former en-
peror, is in Vienna, and has said that
the first move of Charles would be to
proclaim himself king of German
West Hungary.
The former emperor dined last eye
ming with Count Prince Nicholas Es-
terhazy at the latter's estate near
Steina manger.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01

Plans To Go To Spain
Madrid. April 1.-Newspaper dts
matches declare former Emperor
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01

the gravity OF the situation that would
q ersa1ed BY tha return e the throne
eficacious; measures to suppress the
attempts whose success, however,
naomentsFy could not but have diEa6-
irons consequences for Hungary.
This declaration will be telegraph
ed to the allied high commissioner in
Budapest and communicated officially
to the Hungarian delegation in Paris
and the representatives Of the border
ing states of CzeGhp-S!avakis Jugo-
Slavia, Runlania and Poland
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
Canno, Confirm REPORTS

Paris, April 1.-fBy the Associated
Preas)-The French Charge d'affaires
in Budapest photographed to the for
eign Office here today that he was un-
able to confirm various press reports
Of Hungarian troop movements, add
ing that absolute calm was prevailing
in the Hungarian capital.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
SALARIES REDUCED.

St. Louis, No, April 1.-Salaries Of
executives Of the st. Louis & San
Francisco railroad were red uced from
10 to 20 per cent today, j. NJ. Kurn.
president, announced. Reduction in
wages of the company's $4,000 en-
ployes is being considered, he added.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
NAV leave Hunear

Vienna. April by the Associated
Press)-Oficial information was re-
ceived in this city last night that for
mer Emperor Charles, who attempted
on Sunday to bring about a. coup
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01
Wanted To Take Command

Budapest, April 1.-(By the Asso-
dated Press - Former Emperor
Charles wanted to take command of
Hungarian troops in West Hungary
when he arrived at Steinamanger. re-
ports say, but General Lehar refused
to accede to his demands. In refus-
ing, he declared he was obeying in
structions from the Hungarian gov
eminent.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1921-04-01

Charles may come t Spain from Hun
gary, but the Spanish government has
had no hint of such a. move and has
not indicated If the hospitality of the
country would be extended. Charles.