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Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
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The police of the nation are on the lookout for William Dalton. 17-year- old S65-a-month bank clerk. whose al- legged theft of S772OOO worth of Liberty Bonds from the Great Northern Trust Company Chicago, was made known by bank officials.
 A shrinkage of SG6OO0.Ooo in Aneri- can export trade in January was re- ported by the Department of Com merce. Imports for the month fell off $aooo0,OO0, as compared with Decem- Der figures.
 The right of federal judge 10 ac- cept outside employment while serv- ing on Che bench was sharply aues- toned by members of the House judi ciary committee in considering im- peaehment charges against Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landls.
 Regret on the part of the Japanese Government oTer the fatal shooting of Lieut. N. II. Langdon. an American na- val officer, at Vladivostok early in January, is reiterated in the reply of that government to the note from the United States Government
 |. J. Davis, district superintendent of the Anti-Saloon League, has come 10 the fore with a statement in defense of Federal Judge K. NJ. Landis in the im- peachment proceedings before the Lower House of Congress brought by Congressman Welty of Ohio.
 
 An army of an average strength of l75,000 for the next fiscal year WAS provided in appropriations approved by the Senate subcommittee on military affairs, in completing it's report on the army appropriation bill for presenta- tion 10 the full committee.
 Fire causing estimated damage of S30o000, which broke out in the City Hall at Oklahoma City, Okla. was brought under control by eight com panies of the fire department.
 As a result of information furnished by Miss Pearl Bagley, of Topeka, Kan, John Talbot, supreme president of the Order of Owls and q prominent attor- ney ill South Bend, Ind, was arrested by United States marshals on an in- dietment charging violation of the federal white slave laws and con- spiracy.
 Railroads of Texas were ordered by the Interstate Commerce Commission to increase their state passenger and freight rates to the level of interstate charges, effective April 9.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
Mrs. Hicks Relieved
 By Four EatOniCS

q have taken four Eatonic tablets and they relieved me of sour stomach. l recommend it to everybody" says Mrs. c. P Hicks.
 If stomach is not digesting your food; if you have sourness. bioating. food repeating, indigestion or acid stomach, Eatonic will remove the cause by taking mp and carrying out the acidity and gases, bringing quick relief and healthy digestion. Why suf- fer stomach trouble? Why not keep your digestion normal and enjoy good health? An Eatonic taken after each meal will prevent discomfort and pain.
 Make the test today and see how quickly this wonderful remedy acts. It comes in handy tablet form. Carry it with you. A big box costs only q trifie with your druggists guarantee.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
Leoion Inherits Old Cannon,

The American Legion is assuring perpetuatjon of an Indianapolis tra- dition, which has endured for more than fifty years, due to Mcllvaine- Kothe post continuing the custom of a society of Civil war veterans. Sa- lutes will be fired from a Civil war cannon at an Indianapolis cemetery on Memorial day and in the court, house yard on Washington's birthday, The old cannon originally was on board a Confederate fatboat, which patrolled the Ohio river and was cap tured by a federal gunboat in 1864 The cannon has been in the hands Of the legion post since last Memorial day-The American Legion Weekly.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
FOREIGN.

E. N. Woodruff, seven times mayor of Peoria, H., is ready for another term. His candidacy on the Republi- can ticket has been announced.
 Gelto Gonzales Viques, former PTes- ident of Costa Rica, has been named as envoy of the newly formed federa- ton of Central American republics at Washington.
 The Quebec liquor act, which trans fers the handling of all wines and Spir- it's to the provincial government, be- came law when il was formally ap- proved by Sir Charles Fitzpatrick, lieu tenant governor. The act is effective May 1.
 A wireless message from Berlin 10 London says that according 10 Swiss reports the Montenegrins have declared holy war against the Serbians. Two Serbian regiments have occupied CetinR, Montenegro and the situation is grave, the message says.
 The Macroom ambuScade resulted in the biggest fight that has occurred ln Ireland since guerrilla tactics began there The attack took place at Cool ayoikig, on rhe mountainous part of the road between Macroom and Bally- Yourney.
 The body of the Cid has been disin- tered at Burgos and will be trans ferred to the cathedral at Madrid. The Gid, also known as Fl Campeador, one of Spains principal heroes because of his exploits in the war with the Moors. died in the year 1909.
 Tests of the recently completed tele- phone and telegraph cable between Havana and Key West have proved en- tirely satisfactory, it is declared by officials of the Cuba Telephone and Telegraph Company, at Havana.
 Francisco Villa, the former bandit chieftain, is searching the mountains of Durango for loot buried three years ago by leaders of bandits. Travellers reaching Mexico City from Torreon say that Villa, with a considerable body of men, is securing the mountains for many miles in search of these mys- terious caches.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
DOMESTIC.

Five safes were blown and loot which may total $7O000 was taken by four robbers from the offices of John Ma guire X Co, a jewelry firm, Chicago. The robbery was declared by police to have been among the boldest in years.
 By a vote of 262 10 35 the House passed the Dyer China trade bill au- thorzing federal charters to be grant ed to American companies operating exclusively in China and eXempting them from corporation taxes.
 A protest against the Winslow-Town- send bill, which would allow the gov ernment 10 make partial payments to the railways of money due them under the terms of the guarantee given dur ing federal control, was telegraphed to President Wilson from Chicago by B. M. Jewell, president of the railway employees department of the American Federation of Labor
 In a suit filed in district court at Ardmore, Okla, by attorneys for Frank l.. Ketch, administrator of the Hamon estate, against the Aetna Life Insur- ance Company of Hartford. Conn, seeking recovery of $10O,00O in life in- surance, it is alleged that Jake l.. Hamon's death resulted from a wound inflicted by means of Cn automatic pistol in the hands of Clara Smith Hamon."
 Tifiis, capital of Georgia, which fell into the hands of the Bolshevlki, is apparently cut off from communica- Hsn, says a Constantinople dispatch.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
ACCIDENTS.

Cadet Flyers E. E. Allen and Virgil Beach both of Kelly Field No 12 San Antonio, Tex, were instantly killed when their plane crashed on Penn Field, one mile south of Austin. as they were taking off for San Antonio.
 Prof, ". NJ. Greer, teacher in the public schools of Ridgeway, H., is re- covering from d painful experience as the result of swallowing a toothpick The toothptck lodged in his throat and for time it was thought an operation would be necessary, but prompt medi- cal attention averted this.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
Races of Mankind

According to Whittaker's almanac, the Mongolian race is the largest, with '655,000,000, as compared to 645.O0O,OOO of Caucasians 100,O0O,0O0 of negroes. S1,000,000 of Semites, 52,0000O0 of Malays and 2300O,OOO of Red Indians. the Mongolian, or yellow race, in Aludes the people of China, Thibet. Ja- ban, Korea, Siam and Indochina, to- Eether with many of the. tribes of Si- beria and other parts of Asia.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
Desired Privilege.

Well, what did you think of my act dng?' asked an amateur player of a truthful but diplomatic member of the audience.
 T can say this" replied the specta- tor frankly. q have d friend who I am confident would have given $500 to have heard you"
 "Who is it?" asked the embryo Booth, highly pleased.
 Well, you wouldn't know him. But he's deaf as a post. ."-American Le- zion Weekly.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
Slow Gun.

The five-year-old son of prominent advertising man said to his father Papa, what is a slow gun?" His ia. ther replied, "John, I don't know what you mean"
 "Oh, yes, you do. You told mamma that courting was to be the slow gun in Indianapolis when all those visitors came here."
 It dawned on the father that the child referred to courtesy" and "slo- gan"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03

Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These Ugly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need of feeling ashamed of your freckles Othine double strength-is guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
 Simply get an ounce of Othine-double strength-from your druggist. and apply little of it night and morning and you should soon that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter have vanished entirely. It Is seldom that more than one ounce Is needed to com pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful clear complexion
 Be sure to ask for the double strength Othine, this Is sold under guarantee of money back if it fails to remove freckles
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
Pure, Rich Blood Will Keep
 Your Body Vigorous and HeaIthy3

When impurities creep into your blood the first symptoms are usu- ally a loss of appetite, followed by a gradual lessening of energy, the system becomes weaker day by day. until you feel yourself on the verge of a breakdown.
 Nearly everybody needs few bottles of s. S. S.. the great vege- table blood remedy, to cleanse out all impurities about twice a year. It is an excellent idea to take this precaution to keep the system in c
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
PERSONAL.

President Wilson has proffered Jo- seph P. Tumulty, his private secretary for ten years, an appointment on the International Joint Commisslou. which is entrusted with arbitration of dis putes between the United States and Canada.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03

vigorous condition so as to more easily resist disease to which every one is subject. s. s. s. is without an equal as general tonic and sys- tenn builder. It improves the appe- tite and gives new strength and vi- tality to both old and young.
 Full information and valuable lit erature can be had by writing to Swift Specific Co.,, 156 Swift Lab- oratory, Atlanta, Ga. s. s. S. is not sold or recommended for vene- real diseases.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
''Cold fin the Head''

Is an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh.
 Those subject to frequent "colds in the head" will find that the use of HALLS CATARRI MEDICINE will build up the System, cleanse the Blood and render them less liable to colds. Repeated at tacks of Acute Catarrh may lead to Chronic Catarrh
 HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys- tenn thus reducing the inflammation and restoring normal conditions.
 All Druggists. Circulars free
 r. J. Cheney & Co.,. Toledo, Ohio.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
cuticura Soap for the Complexion.

Nothing better than Cuticura Soap daily and Ointment now and then as needed to make the complexion clear, scalp clean and hands soft and white. Add to this the fascinating, fragrant Cuticura Tacum and you have the Cuticura Toilet Trio.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
Ridiculous.

Mamma is papa going to die and go to heaven?"
 "Of course not, Bobby Whatever put such an absurd idea into your head ad?'-American Legion Weekly.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
ASPIRIN
Name ''Bayer" on Genuine

Take Aspirin only as t0Id in each package of genuine Bayer Tablets of Aspirin. Then you will be following the directions and dosage worked out by physicians during T years. and proved safe by millions. Take DO chances with substitutes If you see the Bayer Cross on tablets, you can take them without fear for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache, Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell larger packages. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester Of Salicylicacid.- Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03

It is an indication of old age when you call heavy fall of snow "horrid'' instead of "beautiful.'
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
The Thino to Do.

AS the boss entered the factory the employees were hurling tomatoes. "Stop it." he yelled. Gan that stuff
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
OUCH! ANOTHER RHEUMATIC TWINCE
Get busy and relieve those pains with that handy bottle of
 SIoan's Eminent

HT THAT Sloan's does, it does thor w oughly-penetyates gyithoat ra5-
 ' bing to the afflicted part and promptly relieves most kinds of exter- nal pains and aches. You'll find it clean and notwithstanding. Keep d handy for sciatica, lumbago, neuralgia, over-exerted muscles, stiff joints, back ache, pains, bruises, strains, sprains, bad weather after-effects.
 For 3o years Sloan's Linime0t has helped thousands the world over. You aren t likely to be an exception. It cer. tainly does produce results.
 All druggists-35c. roc. S1 40.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03

Personal magnetism accounts for more friendships than similar tastes.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03

Many a mans early training has kept him from making good.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03

Each day has it's special privileges as well as special duties
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03

Gray matter is all right in it's place and so is the long green.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03

Men glance at the past-especially If she who passed is pretty.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1921-03-03
Stops Hair Coming Out;
 Thickens, Beautifes.

A few cents buys 'Danderine.' Af- ter few applications you cannot find a fallen hair or any dandruff, besides every hair shows new life, vigor, bright ness. more color and abundance.-Adv.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1921-02-05
C,ade to Photoplays
for the Week to Come
Neu Plntonlays

srINLEY---"Passion" Is "a, "a, eara Seran. n,
made "Du Barry VIII wnnantio III storv of
the star. II is tne ,,,t,,n9 ,.ho roae Ia
the ltue freiIon ~, .n,,rt life The Buh
high place III, III Inta,nret the idea of
Ter prolosue VII athnr features In music
the, plot, wii'tI ndd 20 the new style OF
and a,,,,'ag sG,g Srogram.
sTANTON--"The PerteSt Wa Wonan as ~
sCnnstance Talmadge In roie tna.
shows her nadly IN love VIII VIII sYphS puh,Ss
man VINO S Anita Ioos prepared the
Emerson e!ho eho ries ni' Meredith, Joseph
g,erty g,srto and David kirkland In support,
-,%cTopfA--"Idols % Of Clay Is the Mae
W. N,,,,rraY u and David Powell piece which
GenrSe Fitsmaurice directed. II tene
and then regains ,,,rT MS maIpDoo sipf t" Iav,ss
the efforts OF loving girl ih''''
production. , 49,, o,., 4.
fEGENT--"Lore, hoho. su s,on,
by E1gens walter srct.s an' ,aakg sasGn cIsir" ip
charles NeyliIiIee Wiie, nWs Wsnnett IAN and Ken.
meth Harlan are in the ns,cgs east % say,S as y
story OF misuiiuei ''''''
marital liz" 'nr c,r, WI, ths Iaza
cAPiT0LI-Thssr or G,ri Ksnns6v n h1 as ITS ,ts
star Rooert Snan"oIn on, wrotf tse .S tSeetre pu
whI'n n Gri SsG'S Of the the aufet, religious type.
nnd sI pobert Vaughn and Hcien
Joe kns; ga IN Tho cast.
pnopoTITAY pupoIp OPERA HOUSE,
kEIhoff, ff,o,,n,v Fair" is the famous Neil
"The ooui ,,iav Of the family who had
Burses Brss which won tho big race and
s.,,s sayed the horne by paying on the
mortsags ynSJ S with the prize money.
! Thsrs are many country scenes IKE
, those IN 'Tway Down East and the
. Cast Is a fine one maurice i'ur"eu'
directed
Reviewed Heretofore
.y,cE - The Branded Woman
FA1h'S FAIts Norma Talmadge
SI,nTI-"tte,iotrope," WIZ with Fred
ARCADin n,,r,on sna jnlia swaype Cor
erlck nu''0'A
ooa .,-bn I,s,so Of tho Cup."
c0boNIH,so, :, nes,, "iHarriett and fhe
first nan .,,2t 4s xn,ta stewart. isttsr half
PIPER, WIN ]N'''-
OF weoh' ,,,r,.,. >,, v,-,- s,..rs -
fKPBRIAiLr--o|, MHHEp .@ISa Mfaat
eREAI eRIs,e. EVA nvi,h Alice Lake. first half.
Mn' Mne' psiavad Villain. with Wanda
deI ,o.t baH
hANy, arpEuu .o,1r,, - .bs
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04
bly, ITEMS

o. w. Howard made q business
trip to Lakeview during the pas
week.
Miss Alice Walker, O teacher n
the Yainax school for the coming
year. spent the earlier part of the
week, visiting at the home OF Mrs. J
A. Parker. Miss Walker begins teach
ing Oct. 3.
Glenn Parker and Victor Mill.
o. we're visitors from bly, at the
Roundup. held In Yreka during the
past week.
Jack McAuliffe and Con OiConnel
passed through BLY, Sunday evening
on their way to Lakeview to attend
to business affairs.
Harry Utley. of Lakeview, repre-
senting the Oregon Life Insurance
company, has been spending the past
few days In BLY,.
Miss Ruth Owens has returned to
her home In bly, after short visit
IN Aedford.
Mrs, o. w. Howard. who has been
h Klamath Falls to be with her
mother. Mrs. Humphrey. who has
been seriously i'll, has returned to
BLY,. Word has been received that
Mrs. Humphrey was somewhat i'm
proved in health after her removal to
Aedford.
The vicinity around BLY, has been
frequented by Q great many hunters
during the past week--some having
the usual hunters luck" Otto BOye,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04
Auto Club Makes
Safety Suggestions
for Auto Drivers

LOS ANGELES, Cal, Oct. A.
Sane safety suggestions" have been
made public here by the Safety Bur.
eau OF the Automobile Club OF South.
ern California. They follow.
"1-When you give al, arm signal
for q turn. look behind before turn.
ing.
"2-Don't drive away from curb
without giving an arm signal and
looking behind.
"3-Do not park your car partly
on the highway when stopping to
change tires or make repairs.
"i-Do dot alight from parked
car on the left hand side without
looking TO see II any one Is approach
ing in q machine.
go not back out Of any public
or private garage on a main thor
oughfare.
"6--Do not fail to look to both
left and right when approaching q
street intersection. regardless of tho
fact that you have technically the
right OF way on all cars approaching
from the loft.
"7-When driving in tho noun
tains and approaching a railroad
crossing, do not rely on the wig-wag
or bell as they often fail to work.
Use your eyes and ears.
"S-Do not pass machines going
in your direction at highway or
street intersection as It is dangerous
as we'll, as being against the law
"9--Remember not to drive too
close behind the car in front of you
as It may be necessary for that car
to stop suddenly without giving a
stop signal.
"10.-Do not race streetcar to a
stopping point In order to squeeze
past It as q large majority of acci-
dents are caused IN this way.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04
Fair Advertiser for
Hubby With $1,000
Gets Many Ans.vera

JOLIET. ILL.,. Oct. $50 numer-
GUS were the answers to the adver-
tisement made by Catherine Peter
son, 20 years old. to marry any man
for $4,000 in order to secure an edu-
cation and buy pretty clothes, at
now Is only question of which one
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

1t "a said that press agents Of all
the little ham-and-egg nations are
ssthering at Washington to horn In
q the disarmame conference. Sure,
Aose press agents are thirsty lot.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04
to take" she said.

Hundreds of replies came in re-
sponse to her offer, she said, and
men in every station of life commit.
ted themselves from day laborers to
switchmen, insurance agents. clerks
and others to business men. 3i
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

manager of the "Siskiou", came in
Saturday evening however. with two
large bucks.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

Usually after we have started
something we discover the brakes
won't work and there Is no way to
stop It, opines Jim Driscoll.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

There is one bad feature about
home brew recipes. says Doc Powell
you cant get q patent on them.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

Run down heels does not stand for
pride, have them Strengthened at
The Evans Shoe Goa Repair Dept. &
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

bird who exaggeraten his own trou.
bles belittles tho troubles of others.

Nine years ago Fatty Arbuckle was
q bar boy in San Francisco saloon
and washed the dishes and cleaned
the spittoons. Hc Is worth millions
now and In Jail for murder. Another
case Of losing the head.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

President Harding has become thu
Nations leading week-ender.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04
Home I.ifo Too Easy

DO you think n summer trip real
" does one any good?"
"Yes. we all need to eat less and
ssdergo a few hardships."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

Sarcasm may warm you up. But II
will never cheer you up. says BIZ
AoiJeally.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

We have always noticed that the
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

Don't get hurt" is an excellent
sogan, but 1t appeals to the wrong
s1ass. What We need is something
IN the nature of Don't hurt any
body" F.-..
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

Fatty Arbuckie's sunshiny face Il
new under q cloud.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

The pessimist isn't as numerous as
he seems. Three frogs croaking in a
sond make more noise than the wat
Or that turns the mill wheel.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

Postmaster General VIII Hayes ID
Just an ordinary human being like
aaybody else; he drove his motor
ear right into taxicab the other day
at washington.--Sioux City Journal
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04
To A Straw Hat
BY yUNIuB

To A Straw Hat
Gsodby. old top Thy. faithful service
ended,
Z aow consign thee to Obscurity;
No longer wilt thou lend security
Ts. this bald pate. which thou has,
ct defended
Against tho suns hot rays. And OF
a surety.
To Judge by CRIME -besmeared ma
turity.
TAon hast mo well and loyalty be-
friended.
oll pal. through sunshine and
through cloudy weather.
AZ funerals. dances. picnics, bath
ing beaches,
q Gshing trips. excursions. baseball
blenchers.
Hos and I have suffered much to-
sether.
Nc<t spring. II still possessed Of
health and reason
Z may draft thee to serve another
season! p. ID. Cog.
The government reports that the
average pocketbook shrank So cents
daring the last month. In other
words, you have 50 cents less now
thsn you had month ago. The gov
erument's idea OF how much vaca-
tion costs is amusing.
Some customers think they are
live wires because they get SO many
Aings charged. II pays. sometimes,
ts give them q mild shock.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1921-10-04

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