The Birmingham age-herald., 1921-04-26
DOrGldinG Member of Oakland Club;
 Honorary Pitcher
nr OLD DOLLAR BILL

This here Doraldina, the girl with tn high-powered ankles what is doing a dants down at Loew's opry house this week. aint only follower of tn cult of Terpsi Cora, but she is in the baseball bushes as we'll Doraldina is a honorary member of the pitching staff of tn Oak land California club in th Union Pa cific's Coast League, and when Cholly Frank wanted her to throw the first ball week. Cholly had to telegram tn oak land management and get her release before she could trow it. The batter struck at tn ball and missed it. alleging that it had peculiar twist to it. which aint at all surprising
 George Biggers. what Is advertising maifager for Preston Motors, got out tn Premocar and came around to the office and got l and zipp Newman and sug- gested that we ride down to Marcus Loew's opry house and get Doraldina, and l said it would be all right if Marcus is willin' and Geo, said he was, so we gets in the boat and do a glide to back stage and there is a bunch of curious girls with curious faces waiting for tn dancer to come out, so they could see if she had frecllles an everything.
 HERE SHE COMES!
 Pretty soon her manager, Mister Saun- ders, comes out and tells us that Doral- dina will be there pretty soon, and sure enough here she comes tripping down tho backsteps with her makeup and grm on, and with her is Mrs, Johnny Loftus. You know Johnny Loftus is tn guy what sets at tn wheel and drives Man O War to victory and them who have bet against him to drink. Well, Mrs. Johnny is touring tn country with Doradina, which makes couple celebri. ties palling together. you might say.
 So they get in tn car and Geo, says we will go up on Hehna Hill, which is short for Red Mountain, and have our pictures took, and he tells Oscar Hunt and Doc Barnett to get in another car and trail us and we beats 1t up tn noun tain, with Geo driving like he was a candidate for fire chief, and after we get up there on the top of the mountain and Doraldina has said whole lot or nice things about the wonderful view, and how much altitude have we got, and aint that a steel orchard over there where Sloss fuEnace is at. and the etcs.. and still the camera man aint showed up, Doraldina says maybe the camera man is lost.
 And Geo. Biggers says no, I guess not
 And Doraldlna says how come.
 And Geo says it's pretty hard to lose a man named Hunt. And no sooner than he had got this bit of reparty out or his system, than Oscar Hunt and Doc Barnett and MT. Saunders comes in sight
 NO, NOT A STILL
 oscar gets out tn camera and we had our pictures took, and Doraldina what is used to being in the movies says are we gong to make a still and Doc Barnett says, Woman, hush, don't say nothing about no still up here on the mountain or some guy will think you are a revenue officer and plug you for a corpse.
 Doraldina was all enthusiastic over tn way her act had gone over in Birming- ham and said it was the warmest audi ence she had ever played to. Geo. Big gers said anybody would have a warm audience with the bicloride of mercury about 90 in the packing plant and still thermoming.
 ''Ah, but your people are so enthusias-