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GIRLS OF WHOM TO BEWARE
Japanese Widowed Physician" Hands
Out Some Words of Caution to
Susceptible Male Sex.

In What to Tell Our Grown-Up
Sons About Women" a pamphleteer
who calls himself THE Widowed Ply
sician," has made list of the things
he dISlikeS in girls. He admits that he
deals with objectionable characteris-
tics" but disarms the criticism that he
fails to indicate positive virtues by
saying that "the nice youth needs no
qualities Of the opposite sex" The
Widowed Physician" sums up his
ideas in few brief warnings, as fol-
lows, the Japan Advertiser states:
Beware of the girls who manicure
their nails to the shape of claw.
do not know why, but beware Of them.
Beware Of girls who prefer to dress
in purple or scarlet colors.
Beware Of girls who are heavily
scented.
Beware of the girl who is too obvi-
ously modest and demure. She doth
protest too much
Beware Of the girl with low, sloping
forehead and dry, straight, coarse.
jute-like hair. Any experienced mag
istrate will tell you that this type OF
woman frequently summons her hus-
band for assault and battery.
Beware Of the intensely religious
girl She does not mean to be dam
gerous, but the fact that she is so
devotional indicates that she pos
sesses an unbalanced temperament.
Beware of the girl who sidles up to
you, or lays hands on you; or comes
so close to you as to lead you readily
to lay hands on her.
Specially beware of married wom-
en-" of reputed responsibility, whom
you have formerly had every reason
to believe in and respect, when these
same women, by acts obvious or guard
ed, show you that they would not OBJ
ject to your being more intimate with
them than you know in your own con-
science you ought to be.
Beware of the mothers who are anx-
iOus as to the future of their daugh-
ters.
Beware of the girl who drinks wines
freely; she will make poor wife and
a worse mother.
Beware of the girl who dresses in
slovenly, artistic manner.
The "Widowed Physician" recon-
mends two types-the tomboy and the
"pert, modern, self-sufficient learned
young woman" He adds: "She would
sharpen your wits every time"
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26
Turn and Turn About.

Prof. Nicholas Roerich, the Russian
painter who refused the post of min
lister of fine arts in the Lenin govern
ment and who is now in the United
States, tells an amusing story OF the
initiation of the soviet system in the
imperial opera. The entire staff OF
the opera house in Moscow, directors.
scene painters, singers, were instruct
ed that thereafter all were to be treat
ed on an equal basis, no one being
considered better than another. and
all to receive the same wage. 1t may
be imagined that the temperamehtal
stars did not receive this without emo
ton. On the night Of the next per-
formance the tenor in the leading role
could not be found and a frantic
search was made while the audience
waited. Finally he was discovered by
an amazed manager selling programs
in the lobby.
"What madness. is this?" shouted
the manager. "Don't you know we
are holding the curtain for you?"
"Ah," answered the singer with
ironic sweetness, you see we are all
equal now. Tonight I sell the pro-
grams. Let one Of the ushers sing
my role"
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GOT THE JOBS MIXED UP
But at That, Ola Gentleman Had
Equipped Coffin for the Crossing
of the River.

Joseph c. Lincoln told this story
at the luncheon of the Brooklyn col
ony of the Society of New England
Women recently to illustrate the eff
cacy in the old days of New England
rum:
IAN old Cape Cod settler made both
boats and coffins. One day he was
called upon to make a coffin to be
finished in two days. The old fellow
demurred because he was busy max
ing a boat. But the need for the coffin
was imperative, so it occurred to the
insiStent customers that New Eng
land rum might help. So bottle was
forthcoming. The old fellow took a
swig and agreed that he reckOned
he would have to accommodate the
gentlemen. In two days they returned
to find the old man asleep in the cor
ner, the bottle empty and the coffin
ready, resting on two chairs. But the
old captain had put centerboard in
the coffin"
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erarE AND DOMESTIC NEWS.

Governor Neff has signed the ollls
authorizing Polytechnic Heights school
district to issue bonds, creating YORK
town Independent School District and
CREATING La Grange Independent
School District, Fayette County, Tex.
The interstate commerce commits
sion has scheduled for argument De1ore
It the matter of advance OF express
rates in Texas on April 8.
n R. Crissinger of Marion, OHIO,
took oath Thursday as comptroller OF
the currency and as such automatl-
cally became a member of the federal
reserve board.
Clara Smith Hamon Thursday at
Ardmore Oklahoma, was acquitted OF
q charge of having murdered Jake l..
Hamon, republican national commit
teeman from Oklahoma and million
aire railroad and oil promoter.
BY vote of 21,4S2 to 2O7 union
workers in Chicago, H., packing plants
FRIDAY ldfOIeu d Sli INC IL 'hS' 49,
unable to induce the packers to main
tain the eight-hour day"
General John ]. Pershing. speaking
before crowd which packed Madison
Square Garden, New York, Friday, at
one of the greatest patriotic demon
strations since the signing of the ar
mistice, bitterly denounced persons OF
foreign birth who seek the freedom
Of this country to spread political
and warlike propaganda" to weaken
ties of friendship between the United
States and her allies in the late war.
The meeting was held under the
auspices of the American Legion and
other patriotic societies as protest
against recent mass meeting arrang-
ed to voice objection to the presence
of French colonial troops in occupied
Germany, described as the horror on
the Rhine"
Practically the whole state has been
drenched by rains during the past
week, according to reports. This rain
has been especially heavy in South
and Southeast Texas.
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HOME AND ABROAD
Condensed Items Of Interest
to Our Readers.
GLOBE ENTIRELY ClRCLED
Tmnortant News of the Week
Gathered for Busy Reader
State, Domestic, Foreign.
LOBE ENTIRELY CIRCLED
WASHINGTON NEWS.

President Harding has ascertaiheo
that under provisions OF the 1rauins
With the enemy act, still IN erect
:. hos mower to declare an embargo
against importations OF WOOL as was
strongly urged by members OF con-
Grass from the wool producing states
this week, but he is reluctant to en-
nloy the power, which savors OF a
war measure, if he can avoid 1t.
The number of persons employed
IN the United States continued to de-
crease during February, the depart
ment of labor's employment service
announced this week. The decrease
for last month, as compared with Jan
uary, was estimated at per cent.
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Wonderful Farm Machinery.

The first mower was invented in
1882. but few we're used for many
wears. Now one man with the average
mower can cut 12 to Is acres in a
day, instead Of two with scythe.
The cost of handling Is vastly reduced
with the use of the present side-de-
livery rake, self-loader and hay fork
for unloading.
In 1884 the reaper was invented but
did not come into general use for 20
wears after. Then came the self-rake
harvester, and the self-binder. The
modern self-binder with one man and
three horses can cut and bind as mucl
grain in a day as Is men could do
in 1910. Even greater efficiency is Sc
cured in very dry sections where the
combined harvester is used, which
cuts, threshes and sacks the grain In
one operation.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26
FOREIGN NEWS.

Great Britain, first great entente
nation to lift the commercial blockade
against soviet Russia, has signed an
agreement with representatives of the
Moscow government permitting the
exchange of commodities between the
two countries and guaranteeing Rus
sian vessels the freedom of the seas.
Kronstadt has surrendered to the
soviet forces. This announcement is
made by the revolutionary committee
OF Kronstadt which has arrived in
Finland, Friday, accompanied by 800
soldiers.
DR.. King, head of the state bacte-
biological laboratory at Stockholm,
Sweden, is reported to have discovered
the microbe of sleeping sickness and
to have established that the disease
Is infectious. DR.. King inoculated
rabbits with brain matter from per-
sons who died of the disease.
Police officials have discovered a
second underground passage connect
Ing the Swiss and German borders
and used for smuggling. Illicit traffic
IN German and Austrian gold and sill
yer coins and in narcotics was said
TO have made large profits for the
oand that invested large capital in
constructing the passage, which runs
through a frontier forest. Several
persons were arrested.
The Russo-Polish treaty was signed
friday, says dispatch to London
from Riga. The dispatch adds that
the treaty Is to be ratified at Minsk
within thirty days. Under the treaty
so'oOO,OOO gold rubles are to be paid
% Poland within twelve months. The
terms OF the treaty are virtually the
same as those Of the preliminary
treaty. except as concerns the amount
q be paid by Russia.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26
Quite Natural,

Candidates for COlumbia's fOrthcOm-
ing varsity show were being tried out
recently and the applicants for comic
part were unsatisfactory.
"Put little character into your
work. urged one of the directors.
The next candidate read the lines
with a rich Potash-and-Perlmu in
Election
"Fine." commented the coach. "NOw.
that man read the part in way that
was natural to him." He turned to
the applicant. Name, pleaSe?" he in
quired.
"O'Connell,' responded the actor
New York Evening Post.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26
Cuticura for PimpIy Faces.

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to in
clude Cuticura Talcum.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26

~ seIne the wonderful results
!, Il ,,aaDd obtained from Tanlac !
], piing the medicine myself ana
4 both sgree that 1t IS III, tne
~ medicine on EARTH" said Mrs
= sharp, d prominent and highly
- resident Of Los Angeles
4. Bdng at s2l Camulus street
IL husband Is proprietor OF the
Ivs.ns Express Co.
1uins the twelve years that |
Ind With Indigestion and stomach
ra,R / tiled nearly every medicine
Iard about, but nothing helped me
4 Ist faith In everything. So,
i Esndefful restoration to health
i lsn the greatest surprise of my
ID
Ibean to feel an improvement on
tAhg my second bottle of Tanlac,
ass after taking six bottles l am
aisnev woman. l have a splendid
asas, eat three hearty meals a day,
vi then thoroughly and am never
nad h the least with Indigestion
sE ether disagreeable after ef-
III
More t1king Tanlac most every
" ! ate caused my stomach to
" and ! would suffer for hours
fnsfds | was so dreadfully
k'sK that many nights | never
81 ny eyes In sleep, but now l
nm ~ least nervous, and ] sleep
~ ! thi6 Ny strength has been
Nas'fslly Increased, and 1 have
"a ast energy.
pa wish \ was so everybody
usla llke | was knew about this
sadsf1l medicine"
mas ! sold by leading druggists
ss1shes ADJ.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26
Dismisses Women Teachers.

Women teachers are no longer en-
ployed in French schools for boys.
The authorization to employ them.
granted during the war, has been with
drawn, because the return to normal
life has rendered men teachers avail
able.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26
Warned in Advance.

Director-Put more reality In that
love scene.
Star-Can't do 1t.
Director-Why not!
Star-Because my third wife told me
IL l kissed another woman, she'd get
s- divorce, toO.-Filin Fun.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26
Brinus 1t On Himself,

Mabel-Some girls marry for mon
ey, some for love.
HarOld-And all because some silly
man asks them tO.-London Answers.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26
Near Bait,

Knicker-Does Smith still enjoy
fishing?
Bocker-Yes; he has built a pond
in his cellar.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26

is lost in undOing the harm accom-
plished thereby.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26

The richest pearl in the Christians
crown of graces is humanity.-GoOd.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26

{ Question.
~ latel accommodates 400"
y ~ many do you crowd inr
'snk Courier-Journal.
The St. Mary banner., 1921-03-26

A person who tells you the faults
of others will tell others of yours.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02

Mrs Frank spoarD Of 10th street.
vas hostess to tho Marquette Club on
Wednesday afternoon. Cards and a
dainty luncheon were the features OF
The afternoon
son was born to MT. and Mrs c.
Neutchke OF Roby on Wednesday. The
mother and babe arc getting along
nicely.
Mrs = Lesse and children and her
niecos Elsie and Vohma Radon. at
tended the Parthenon theatre in Ham
mond Wednesday.
Mrs. a. Bremen Of Myrtle avenue.
was a visitor in Hammond last Tues
day.
Mrs. Alice PAYNE Of Myrtle avenue.
entertained a relative from Fl. Wayne
Ind. the fore part Of tho week
Miss Rose LaHayne who has been a
guest at the Atchison home for the last
two weeks left FOR her homo in Laporte
Ind. on Tuesday
Miss Elsie Larson and VIII Acker-
man Of Lake avenue were in Chicago
on business last Wednesday.
Mrs Mary Tucker. who is living with
her son sam Tucker, on Pearl street,
is spending a few days in Hammond
with her son George and family on
Saturday evening dinner viii be
served at the home of her son in Ham
mond in honor of tho mothers 84th
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02

birthday anniversary to members of the
immediate family only.
Mr.. H T. Golding sr. who has been
visiting his son Edward in Wisconsin
for the past month spent Wednesday
with his son. II. r. Goiding. Jr. OF
Myrtle avenue on Thursday morning
Mr. Golding left for Erie, Pa. to spend
a few weeks with his daughter and
family.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. l. whyte OF Atchi-
son avenue entertained a number OF
their friends on Tuesday evening in
honor Of Mr.. Whyte's birthday ami
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02

to break a bone IN his wrist while he
was cranking his car.
George Slocum has opened sho re-
pair shop n his basement which viii
be great convenience to the people
here.
Mir and Mrs. Allan Thnmont and
children went to enjoy the pleasures
Of the White city Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. Nick Eriks and child
rem Of Blrnamwood Wis. are visiting
relatives IN Highland.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02

LOST-Bunch OF keeys Wednesday a.
m. on 1l9th street or Pa tracks
Please notify c. J. Schroeder. 1866
Ave. NJ Chicago or call south Chicago
1851. employed at machine shop OF
). o. Co. Whiting 9-2-1
School Children's Shoes, Suits Dress
es and Blouse Sale at Mrs. NJ. Pitzele's
12ist and schrage avenue. Don't faiI
TO miSs # Saturday. september and all
next week. 9-2-2
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02
Feel Weak, Tired,
"All Played Out?"

Does the least eXerton tire you out7
Do you feel blue" and worried, suffer
dragging baekache. headaches and diz-
ziness7 Too many women blame so
called female trouble for this unhap-
py state instead OF weak kidneys.
which 50 often are the cause. You
must act quickly TO prevent more seri-
ous trouble. Uss Doan's Kidney pills.
They have helped thousands of weak
tired women. They should help you.
AN vour nrfxhboF!
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02
A case in Hammond

Mrs A. Pridham. ia Clinton st..
says: kidney trouble came on mo
and there were puffy sacs under my
eyes and my HANDS swell cd. II back
began TO pain tcrribI and I would have
splitting headaches and dizzy spells.
was unable to do my homework and
my Kidneys were irregular IN action.
Doan's Kidney Pills entirely cured mo-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02
Whiting
AdUertis eT1ents
Are Winners

FOR SALE-Seven room brick house.
on 80 IT. lot garage IN rear. 4o4 Cen
trail avenue. phone 22S-J. Whiting
S-30-4
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02

PRINCESS THEATRE
INT RsDAY, FRIDAY. SATURDAY
"Peck's Bad Boy" with JncINie CooE.
On IN .4The KID" s-1-i
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02

star THEATRE TONIGHT
six serials. a Comedy and Mutt and
Jcn. 9-2-1
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02
ROBERTSDALE

STAR THEATRE TONIGHT
six &ertnl@, a Comedy and Mutt and
JefT. 9-2-I
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02

The public library viii be closed on
Labor Day and beginning on next
Tuesday. viii remain open until 9 p. m
and he open on sundays. The hours are
to be a. m. to p. m. daily, except
holidays. and on Sundays from to 80
n m
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02
PRINCESS THEATRE

FNINC ESS THBATRE
THURSDAY, FRIDAY. SATURDAY
peek. Bad BOY" with Jackie CooE-
ssn In The Kid" 9-l-3
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02

You VIII md Us we'll prepared to tins
wer your every requirement for Fall
Millinery OF quality and distinctive
style and tho values are the best We
have offered in many a season. at
FREEL's SPECIALITY SHOP. 5Sl 119th
street. Whiting al
SPECIAL SALE ON SCHOOL SHOES
Buying poor nhoeA 60 save money ia
like stopping tho clock TO save time.
Morni-Duy your shoes at the Whiting
shoe store, next so the stnr Theatre.
BIB
FOR sALE-Reed Baby Buggy. at 1914
Roberts avenue. Whiting 91-2
FOR RENT-slx room Bungalow. cali
W X Whiting Views Co. 9-1-2
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1921-09-02

OR sALE-Reed Baby Buggy. at l344
Roberts avenue. Whiting. 9-1-2
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-02-14
DEFINITE DATES
FOR MARDI GRAS
TO BE APR. 6. 7.'8

A meeting Of the general committee
in charge of the monster Baseball Car
niyai which will be held in this city
in April for the benefit Of the Augusta
Baseball Association was held in IT,
Office of Hon. Blaine 8. Vilss recently
1t was definitely decided to hold the
affair in City hall on the evenings of
April 6. and and 10 have new and
novel attractions each and every night.
Professional vaudeville acts will be
secured for part of the cntertainment
one of the evenings. while on the final
evening one of the big features will be
a Mardi Gras. with confetti. favors
and everything that goes to make an
AFFAIR OF this nature complete.
Augustus leading and live wire cit
liens are backing the project which
assures it's success. shat the Capital
City may have real baseball team
the coming season.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-02-14
AUGUSTA DENTIST FINED
1898 FOR KILLING COW
MOOSE AT LONG POND =

DIR. Oscar II. Brann of this city,
who had pleaded guilty to the charge
of killing COW moose at Long Pond
in Somerville on January, 80, was
fined 5000 and costs of $3S at the
Augusta municipal court Saturday
morning, Judge Robert A. Cony pre-
siding. DR. Branp claimed that he
lad found the moose very i'll or in
dying condition and had killed
it as an act of humanity.
Immediately after having been
notified by the sheriff of Lincoln
county that the moose had been
killed, Chief Game Warden Richar
J. Upton and Warden Jesse AleA
ander of Augusta commenced an in
vestigation IN the matter, and in the
course of the Investigation the fol
loH & points were brought out:
On Sunday, Jan. 80, several Ash
irg parties were made up to erjoy
the day fishing at Long Pond, Son-
erville. In one party We're Dr. Beam,
Carries J.. Kinsman, George Fetch
er and j. E. Page. and another party
was made up of Wesley Aibee and Il
yourg man living with him by the
lame of Lawrence. From Gardiner,
J. {. Astell, Mr.. Jones. the public
auto driver. Harry Dave, made up
another party, together with j. A.
Latin Of this city.
Mr.. Albce left Augusta around 6
A. NJ. and as it was a dark morning
and showing, Travelled under lights
with his auto. He reached the pond
before la. NJ. and CROSSED the pond
from the east shore. He noticed
something ahead, which he at first
thought was another auto. but as he
drew nearer saw it was n cow moose.
And she ran alang side of the auth
for short ds.a &c. When the car
was slowed down. she Gro sed III
front of the auto. Mr.. Alhee after
watching her SO down towards the
island, started up to the place where
he intended to do his fishing, meet t.
ing the Gardi'er party some timo
afterwards and taking them over to
where tho moose was, as they wished
TO get look at her before she left
the ice When the Augusta party
got there. they noticed tracks of a
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-02-14
Y. M. c. A. NOTES

The ~" girls gymnasium. classes
will have social time. to take the
place Of the regular class work in the
gymnasium next Tuesday. both after
noon and evening" The plan IL TO give
committee OF giris charge Of the pc.
riod and Let them play the games and
do the stunts they like 20 do. Miss
Florence Nichols, director OF the class.
will assist In every way TO make the
period pleasant one, Refreshments
viii be served beth afternoon and eve
ming. The SWIMMING pool IL In fine
shape and the water Is clean and
warm. At the end Of the class periods
a swimming meet viii be HID for ev-
eryone. The committee Of girls in
charge of the evening class program
are: Adeline johnson. Marjorie Farm
ham, Louise Folsom, Emily Toas and
Marian Brainard, and with this COM
.mittee there will surely be lively
evening for all.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1921-02-14
Business Mems
Smoker to. Be Held
Tuesday Evening

X
important Matters Will BE Discussed
at Get Together at City Hall I'M
der the Direction OF Chamber Of
Commerce
The Augusta Chamber of Com
merce viii thresh out three inpor-
tant questions mt an informal smol,-
er for business men to be held Tue s.
day evening of this week. Three
questions are on the program: III
the matter Of providing daylight
saving for Augusta: CD the matter
of collecting small claims at little
or no cost to the merchants, and (3)
the proposed act to exempt wages
up. to $50 per week from attachment
for debt. II is the policy of the
Chamber of Commerce as practiced
in all parts of the country to give
problems of this kind free discus
sion in order to determine the proper
action to be taken.
Some method should be devised to
secure an extra hour of daylight dur
ing the summer months SO that our
people can enjoy the out-of doors
and have their home gardens. Yet,
as desirable as this may seem, there
are interests affected adversely so
hiatt daylight saving apparently can
not be universally accepted In or
der that both sides of the question
may be known, the secretary is en-
deavoring to collect the facts from all
sources. missionaries will be
used to ascertain the viewpoint of
the people of neighboring towns.
plan now in use in Massachu-
sets makes possible the collection
of overdue accounts at a cost of
only 81 each for accounts less than
S35. A similar law may be advisable
for Maine. The merchants will be
given a chance to state their posi-
ton and the way in which such a
law would effect business in Au-
gusta.
The proposed law to exempt from
trustee process all wages of less
than $50 is open to criticism as it
would practically do away with credit
business to people of small means.
1t is easy to see that so high an ex-
emption would mean, that the mer-
chant would have no recourse in case
his customer refused to pay for
goods sold on account.
The date set for this meeting,
which is the first of it's kind to be
held in Augusta, is Tuesday eve
ming, Feb. Is. The discussion is to
he informal!