Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-02-21

those who ask how to spell a word
and then after they have been told,
say they have written it that way
but somehow or other it doesn't
look right.
Famous Hands.
PadeTeWslSi $.
-- across the sea.
Five aces.
Hers.
OF course we may be self-consci-
GUS about our celibacy, but it SEEM
ed to us that Clinton Anderson was
a bit flippant in his report of that
proposed Legislation to tax bachc-
lors.
Clint, you will recall, aims to get
married next summer.
IF it, is true that eligibility to
The Inner Shrine in Albuquerque
requires that one must have had
the bugs, the possible membership
is not restricted to any great de-
gree.
But let it be heralded that our
friends do not, as they have been
accused, pay to get their names IN
this Obelisk of Omniscience.
New Mexico History.
No. III. CURRUMPAW CREEK.
This stream rises at its source in
Union county and Immediately be-
gins to flow in a general direction
away from there. It's mouth re
mains a secret, for just after its
waters give life to the bullrushes Mt
Moses. a small town near the state
line, it passes out into Oklahoma
and obscurity, and empties, our
man doesn't show where.
The origin of the name of the
creek was divulged to us by John
Plenty Hawk, Grow Indian,
whose ancestors flew into Union
county when it was still just a part
of the United States. The Crows
we're very fond of dogs, and they
brought along a number of them in
case food got scarce before the
squaws could plant and harvest
crop of spaghetti, which in this
section will grow as large as mac
aroni when weather conditions are
favorable. ),
One of these dogs, which had
been named Frankfurter, de-
yeloned shortly after they had ar
rived, a humor in his front foot on
the off side, and took to standing
in water of the creek, when there
was any, until the hoof was we'll.
Johns great grandfather, being
thankful that the curative prop
critics of the water had restored the
animals paw to normally, pointed
to the stream and said very rever-
emily, Greek Currumpaw."
And there's that!
Old w. J. B. is breaking out
again. He wants "to restore the
peoples rule" That was attended
to, we thought, on November End,
last year.
All! An Intellectual Ranch.
WANTED--Man to work o. small
ranch that understands trucking
and irrigating. want ad.
p. G,s last name isn't Moses, but
he obligingly sent the following to
helm us out of that wilderness:
E. She Meant Wen.
A motor cop, a maiden fair.
A stern-faced Judge. a smile UNI
bid a..
Thus goes the tale about the Air
kooed Kid.
She told the judge, ooh, can't you
saw the cop, stepped on the
gas
I tried to give him room so he
Could pass!'
Replied the judge, 81 think your |
line ... 49,.
OF argument is queer - but
shucks!
I like your smile so mako the fine
Ten Bucks!"
There's n moral to this little pomf;
TO birds who flirt, and things
like those
Beware the car that has a Roam
Ing Nose.
p. G. M.
And now comes the suggestion
that our motor cop is the sooty
kettle that calls the pot black.
That vicious cycle again!
Revised Version.
albuquerque Edition.)
to Tuesday and Thurs
day of last week
Unto each life some wind must
blow,
Some days must be dusty and
sandy"
A Great Colyumnist insists that
all buds use this, so here it is:
Pants pressed, ten cents a leg.
Seats free"
A friend sends us a copy of El
FL Gran Diario De Mex
leo, but neglected to inclose an in
-erpretress. A blonde will do.
Gee, But moving is a task!
DR.. Peters is in his new wigwam,
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T. B. c.
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