The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

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on mosquitoes, on bet ths
Beauty pageant, at least I know the
Beauties were sorry not to have them
mere Danced with Queen.
But william Bowie Clark was there
TO SEQ them anyway. as he went over
to visit Mrs. sara Lee Phillips. Soma
tor Edges motherin-law, for several
days last weekend and got there just
lin time to see the sights. And hes 20
fond Of dancing and all like that !
guess he must have had dance with
the queen. ..r . N
. EN-, Of course It's foolish. for me-
3r any other boob like me-to try to
understand all these big questions
that come up IN the Government,
because just a. you have It all fig.
ured out IN your mind, why Il comes
out in the paper that what SOU
Thought was one thing, Is something
entirely different, and then another
paper contradicts that. and whats
the useii -..,.
But I've just been wondering II the
miners in West Virginia had any.
thing to do with Secretary Hughes
changing the name Disarmament TO
Limitation Of Arms. and II by No
vember they win have another name
for Il. 7 think the best way TO do Is
to wait untii It's over with TO name
Iit, because theirs no telling what u
win Be- by then. I'm. So they might
the Big Carnival, cause that's what
II win really DO like-just q great
big fair. ... .
And EN- should think President
Harding would feel awfuily happy. TO
think that hes going to give 90 many
people pleasure by having II.
Glaa Pariey's Coming
why. I've been counting up on my
fingers how many kinds Of people are
glad that there's TO be q Conference
and I've used up all ten fingers now
% Ill have TO write them down to ever
keep It straight, cause you know ]
never could keep track Of the counting
after II got time to commence over
! again on the other hand.
The last two I've thought Of. which
makes the ewtifth ana thirteenth are
dentists and bootblacl<s. because Just
think Of how many moro teeth and feet
they viii have to fix. and polish.
| And then there's manicurists and
keepers. and theatre and restaurant
owners and miliiners and Inodistes--
they'll like Il, cause II viii mean just
that many moro nails to polish and
faces to shave, and heads to shampoo.
and people to amuse and mouths to
| feed. and women TO say, to, How
charming, that was made for you, and
It Il the only one we have like It."
Great Day for Dancers.
And then the members Of all the
embassies and Legations. win enjoy
having 90 many Of their own country
people here. and Of course All the
sirnps like mo that get thrilled over
q dance and . reception or meeting
. count do somethin'. win enjoy II.
ana then I almost forgot the ones
who arc coming to Eit' at the Con-
ference! -~
OF course they WIN Be the LIONS,
and viii have such q, thrilling time
giving people thrills, and Of course
between times when they are not
being entertained they viii feel awI
fully good, to think that they have
. say-so In deciding all these import
ant questions.
And 80 the only ones that know
who are not glad that we're to have
the conference 10 New York. and
they are JEALOUS cause it's not 60
ing to be there. and say that we haven't
room to accommodate the crowd.
and that we are just SENTIMENTAL. 10
the only reason that its TO be here.
They say, that they could take care
Of every single member Of the con.
ference and not even know that they
were there. And maybe that's just
the reason that they don't want to
have II there. Cause please tell me
where the fun would como In II
everybody didn't know that they were
thers7 land crane their necks to see
them ut every corner and entertain
them. s
Hint for Mrs. Harding. ..,A
Washington doesn't care II It 10 son.
timentail EN- read in the paper the
other day that over in the Near East
that It was considered good luck to
carry some special kind Of beads
around with you, and whenever the
Turks or Greeks or people like that
have interviews or conferences with
foreigners they wear. their beads. 20
they wont have any trouble or hard
iuoks And. thsy even hang them ea