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Y. N. c. A. TO GREET
ALL TOMORROW NIGHT
Formal Beginning OF the Sea-
son Win be Marked by
Open House.

The formal opening of the Young
Mems Christian Association for the
season of 1s2l-1922 will take place
tomorrow evening at s o'clock, when
"opcn house" will be observed. and
the public will be guests of the as
ISOLATION for the entire evening.
Visitors will be received in the new
ly-decorated lobby by a reception
committee composed of directors. and
Nj. Burton Meyer, who has charge of
arrangements for the evening. The
Union Park Gerden Century Club, the
Washington Heights Century Club,
the Y. w. C. A., and other civic or
4anizations are expected to attend Of
ficially.
The guests will be first escorted to
the dormitories to see just how the
~" men live, and then to the boys
department. where Mr.. Ballantyne
will have his boys give demonstra-
tion of organized play on the new
equipment, which has just been in
stalled. The educational and religious
officers will also be on hand to explain
the various phases of their work.
In the gymnasium Mr.. Kadel will
have a series of athletic events that
will occupy the entire evening. These
will be performed by men and boys
of the 'Y' who have trained under
his personal supervision and will con-
vey an excellent idea to the visitors
OF the results gained by intensive
training under skilled instructors. The
swimming team, under Mr.. Sparks
will at that time give an exhibition OF
diving and swimming for speed and
endurance.
The dining room will be decorated
Refreshments will be served TO the
women guests.
The Y. NJ. c. A. is civic institu-
tion generally conceded to be deserv-
ing of the moral support of all citi-
zens. II helps to form the character
OF the small boy and supplies clean
wholesome recreation for the Older
boys and young men. 1t helps ft
make manly men through its religious
social, educational and physical de-
partments. Each year it helps ovei
1000 men and boys to lead better
lives.
This is the first of series of public
affairs planned by the social com
mittee under the leadership OF M
Burton Meyer, designed by him u
bring about a better understanding o
the work of the "Y'' and close CO
operation between the y. Nj. c. A. ant
other civic and public organizations
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
srILLMAN FIGHT STARTS AGAIN,
Reconciliation Of Banker and Wife Is
Denied BY Counsel.

Yonkers. N. ". Sept. 2s.--John r.
Brennan, counsel for Mrs. Anne Y.
Stillman. said yesterday there was no
possibility of a reconciliation between
Mrs. Stillman and her husband. James
A. sStillman.
Asked as to the possibility of rec
onciliation, in view OF published re-
ports that Stillman had reserved a
room for Mrs. Stillman In his new
apartment. and had failed to return
TO her household goods which were
solely her property. Brennan said:
You can deny the story for me. and
you can say further that there is no
possibility of reconciliation
Mrs. Stillman, who is reported to
have become reconciled with her
daughter, Anne, will go to Montreal.
her attorneys said. IL hearings in
pending divorce proceedings are shift
ed across the border. They intimated
that Supreme Court Justice Nor
schauser might be asked to appoint
n commission to take testimony in
Canada.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29

Help Them-Help Yourself.

When you consider the steady, con-
tin,aous. never-interrupted work de-
handed of the kidneys, you do not
wonder that they must have help occa-
sio,...:Iy to filter and cast out from the
blood stream the waste matter that
forms poisons and acids IL permitted
to remain. causing backache, rheu-
matte pains, stiff joints, sore muscles,
dizziness, floating specls. sallowness
and irregular bladder action. Foley
Kidney Pills give relief promptly. N
u. Danforth.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
Nuxated Iron
Is Made From
Sworn Statement Of Composition Of Its Formula
increases the strength and endurance delicate
rundown folks in weeks time in many

The Board of Directors have authorized
the broadest publication OF the sworn
statement of the composition of Nuxated
iron. one of the most widely used tonic,
strength and blood builders in the world.
SO that the public may examine IL for
themselves and judge as to its merits.
IL is conservatively estimated that this
remarkable formula is now being used by
over 4,0OO,O00 people annually in America
alone. Among those who have used and
strongly endorse ii are many physicians
formerly connected with well-known hos
pitals, former United States Senators.
officials
Newspapers everywhere are invited to
copy this statement for the benefit of their
readers. IL is suggested that physicians
make record of IL and keep IL in their Of
fices so that they may inteliigently answer
questions of patients concerning 1t. Every
body is advised to cut il out and keep f.
copy of the actual sworn statement will
be sent to anyone who desires such. 1t is
as follows:
Iron Peptonate Especial specific Stand
ard Quantity given below.
Sodium 6lycerophosphates Y. $. p.
Calcium Glycerophosphates Y. s: P;
p f. Nux vomica U. s. p.
Cascarin Bitter.
Magnesium Carbonate.
Pc. Ginger q. :. y.
OIL Cassia Cinnamon u. s. p
Calcium Carbonate Precip. u. 8. p.
Each dose of two tablets OF Nuxat<>d Iron
contains one and one-hah grains of organic
Iron in the form of iron peptonste of q spe-
cial specific standard which in our opinion
possesses superior qualities to any other
Known form of iron. BY using other makes
OF Iron Peptonate we could have put the
same quantity of actual iron in the tablets
al, less than one-fourth the cost to us, and
by using metallic iron we could have ac-
complished the same thing at less than
one-twelfth the cost; but by so doing We
must have most certainly impaired their
therapeutic efficacy. Glycerophosphates
used in Nuxated Iron is one of the most ex-
pensive tonic ingredients known 1t is
respectfully recon mended to build up the
nerve force and thereby increase brair
power. as glycerophosphates are said Il
/ contain PHOSPHORUS in a state very SINH
4 lar to that in which IL is found in tn,
nerve and brain cells of man.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
SEEK HoHENzoLLERN FORTUNE


Berlin. Sept. 29.--The Independent
Socialist party introduced in the
Reichstag yesterday bill aiming at
the thorough elimination OF the last
vestiges OF monarchistic Germany.
The main clauses OF the measure
provide that all the property of for
mer Emperor William and the former
German Princes. both family and pri-
vate. shall be contiscated, civil and
military functionaries holding mon
archist views or tolerating monarch
list manifestations, or who refuse ale-
glance to the republic shall be dis
missed without pension. and military
men shall not be permitted to carry
arms except while on active service.
The bill also proposes the introduction
of trial by jury.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
Irwin Inquest Tonight,

A coroner's inquest will be held to-
night in the death of Layton Irwin,
1918 West Fifth street, was killed by
truck driven by Samuel G. Casper
son last Monday afternoon. The Irwi !
inquest will be the eleventh TO b.
held in the month of September. The
number Of inquests for the nine
months OF this year is 200.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
MARRIED 81 YEARS.
Mr.. and Mrs. George VI. Coale 0bsery-
ing Anniversary.

Mr.. and Mrs. George NJ. Coale are
quietly observing the 54th anniver-
sary of their marriage in Port Deposit,
Md. in 1867, at the home of their
granddaughter, Mrs Reginald II,
Way, at Cranston Heights. Mr.. Coale
who will soon be IS, is employed at
the Bancroft plant. Mrs. Coa!e was
Sc last May.
Mr.. and Mrs. Coale have one son,
Walter Il. Coale, of 230 West Seven
teenth street, and six grandchildren
Mrs. r. II. Way. Mrs. Helen Ellicott
Wilmington; Mrs. Francis Buckley
Raymond, Rodney and Dorothy Coale
Of Camden, y. j. They also have five
great grandchildren, who hive in Cam
den, y. j.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
ARMY Filler BREAKS RECORD.
Lieut. MacRcady Reaches Altitude Of
40,S00 Feet.

Dayton. Ohio. Sept. 2s.--Lieut. John
A. MacReady, test pilot at McCook
Field. yesterday shattered worlds al
titude record, attaining a height OF
10000 feet in the same la Pere BIZ
plane used by Rudolph C. Schroeder,
who made record of $3.50 feet Feb
ruary 2S, 1920.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
Horse Killed.

A horse was shot at Pennsylvania
avenue and Franklin street last night
when 1t was badly injured by an
automobile. The animal was attached
10 wagon of the F'raim Dairy Co.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29

Got a better job. Tell what you
can do in a situation Wanted" adj
tcmorrow.-Adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
Six Wonderful
Hosiery Specials

Regular 1925
WOMEN'S FULL-FASHIONED HOSE
sl.50 pair
Black only.
Regular 81 80
SEMI-FASHIoNED SILK HOSE
s1.00 pair
Black, cordovan and Russia calf!
wOMEN'S WOOL SPORT HOSE
sI.00 and SIPS pair
Plain or clicked effects.
Regular 65c
wOMEN'S Isle HOSE
soc pair
Black only.
Regular Soc
MEMS Isle HOSE
35c pair
3 pairs si.oo black, eordovan and
Regular SOC and 75c
CHILDREN'S RIBBED HOSE
CSC pair
3 pairs sl.00 black only.
First Floor--Centre.
Wonen's Cotton
Vests, Pants and Tights
Regular $3.50 Grade
85c each
First kloor--Centre.
woMEN'S PURE LINEN SPORT
HANDKERCHIEFS
Csc each
MEMS 1s FAST COLOR SPORT
HANDKERCHIEFS
Csc each
Generous size.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
The Economy Basement Is
Overlooking With Specials In
Seasonable DomestiCs

PLAIN CoLoRED cHAMBRAYs
12I2c yard
u inches wide; excellent for childrens garments
TISSUE vorLEs
10c yard
26 inches wide; check patterns; great value.
ALL COTTON CRASH
10c yard
II inches wide; red borders
ss-INCH WHITE OUTING FLANNEL
36-INCH CHECKED DIMTTY
1sc yard
Ideal for mdergarments.
1890 BLEAcHED SHEETS
SI.15 each
Made of good heavy muslin
AZ 36 PILLOW CASES
25c each.
This one size only.
PART LINEN CRASH
zoe yard
Unbleached.
10 YARD ENGLISH LoNGCLoTH
S1.50 piece
beautiful finish
ALL WOOL PLAID BLANKETS
SIS each
Size 6S 80.
COTTON FILLED COMFORTS
S275 each
Size 70 K 70; covered with silkoline.
FULL SIZE CROCHET SPREADS
$500 each
Pretty Marseies patterns.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29

Linens, Towels
and Bedding
Specially Priced
for This Erent
70-INCH ALL LINEN DAMASK
SITS yard
Three patterns-rose, tulip and grape.
We have been told that this Is the best
seen at the price in long time.
ALL LINEN NAPKINS
$500 doz.
Good assortment Of patterns; size
1917 x 1872.
PART BLEACHED LINEN CLOTHS
$3.50 each
Heavy Beegium linens with hem
stitched ends. so inches square.
ALL LINEN CRASH
3Sc yard
Rer1llar Use grade; good round thread.
EXTRA SIZE TURKISH TOWELS
55c each pa
Size % IS; blue borders.
JACQUARD BORDER TURKISH
TOWELS
3 SC each
Blue, pink, lavender and yellow.
SILK NULL COVERED COMFORTS
$500 each
o-inch plain color border; a wonderful
First Fioor--Rear.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29

torthu
swnlb
litedbe Glow o be n need o
for early Friday
ennoneysa ynR rtuniie
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
40-inch
Canton Crepe
S3.25 I'd.
Very Special.
Muslin Underwear

NAINsooK cAMsoLEs
SIPS each
Dainty and sheer; lace trimmed with
lace shoulder straps.
ENVELOPE CHFMsE
SIPS each
Fine nainsook with shoulder straps;
hemstitched trimming.
sTEP.IN BOOMERS
SIPS pair
Good quality nsinsook; flesh and
white; lace trimmed.
Second Floor-Rcar
AIl-Wool Tuxedo
Sweaters
$3.50 to SS.95 each
The collars and cuffs are in beautifully
combined colors; there are also plain
black and black and white effects. An
excellent range Of sizes.
Wool Scarfs
1926 TO $1,000 each
All the new and better colors and ccn-
bination of coIors. A beautiful selection
First Floor--North-
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1921-09-29
Little Items
With Great Values
fDeciuIized in Our

Tots to Teens DePt.
VELVET AND PLUSH HATS
S1.00 and S1.5O
Black and navy; suitable Tor boys or
girls Worth up to $3.50.
RABIES' CREEPERS AND ROMPERS
s5c and s1.00 each
Plain and checked ginghams; braid
trimmed; pockets and belts. Sizes to 8
BABIES SILK CAPS
S1.00 each
A splendid assortment; some slightly
mussed and soiled. Worth up TO s4.OO.
Infant to year sizes.
OUTING FLANNEL GOWNS
SI.00 each
Regular 1925 quality; few Arnold
sleeping drawers at the same price. Odd
sizes.
Boys Sweaters
very Very Sd 50 .,b
Brand new lot; extra heavy; Spalding
style; sizes IS to So; large collar; brown
and navy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11
A Riddles Hard Lot,

EoR some time the six-year-old
L boy Of q Philadelphia man, the
third in the family. has found It
his duty to sift the family ashes.
as his brothers did before him. One
morning the kiddie was told that a
baby had arrived. whereat the
youngster looked very much
pleased.
And" continued the father. a.
he observed the pleaIed expression
on his sons countenance. "it's q
nice little grill"
The boys smile vanished In.
stanter. "A grill" he exclaimed.
disguised. Must ! always sift
ashesf"
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Obliging.
MRS. SIMMONS was rather taken

MRS. SIMMONS was rather taken
" aback by learning that her new
domestic's name was the same a.
her own daughters
"Your name, Katherine, and my
daughters being the same makes
matters somewhat confusing" said
Mrs. Simmons. Suppose we change
It" e..
"oi don't mind, num-" replied
the girl.
That's very NICE" said the mis-
tress.
How do you like. say, the name
Of BridgetH"
"well, num-" returned the do.
nestle, ats not mesilf that's over
particular. Dim willing TO call tn
young Teddy ony name ye'd suggist
mum" -~~,-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11
The Uses Of Greek.

A COUPLE Of young fellows, last
"A year graduated from Columbia,
were talking Of the value Of uni
versity education, when one Of
them asked:
do you think that Greek has any
value in modern education?"
Certainly" said the other youth.
'"The Greek alphabet enables man
to know what frat he belongs TO-"
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A Recommendation.

IN . certain coast city many strang-
ers take furnished houses for the
Winter and q young woman there
is fond Of keeping tabs on them
and discussing their affairs. OF enc
family In particular she spoke in
detail-their wealth, their children
and. alas, the obvious aloofness Of
the rest Of the Winter colony.
II don't know anything about
EN-" she declared one day. But
this I will say: My husband, who
collects garbage. says that they
have perfectly swell swill!"
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GERTRUDE was homo for the
" Christmas holidays. and in her
honor the old folks were holding
reception. And IN their honor
Gertie brought forth her new gar
ments.
Picking up . beautiful creation
she held It up before the admiring
crowd and said. isn't this perfect.
~ scrumptuousf Just think. all
this silk came from the little In
significant worm"
Her hardworking father looked
q moment. his brow furrowed. .
Gertrude" he said, shat Is not
the way to refer to your father"
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Cow VI. Millunan.

A NEW YORK lawyer maintains
an admirable stockfarm in Jer.
sey. One day some poor children
were permitted to 90 over this farm
and when their inspection was COM
pleted each of them was given q
glass Of milk
The milk came from q 5000 COW.
-How do you like II. boys7" asked
an attendant when the youngsters
had drained their glasses.
"Finet Fine!" said one young
ster with a grin of approval. Then,
after q pause. he added:
-Gsel wisht our millman kept
. cow
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11
A Matter Of Arrangement.


A Transfer. charged with using
"A loud and profans language on
the street. was brought before
police magistrate. and one Of the
witnesses was an aged oolorsd man.
did this man uss improper Ian
guagef" inquired the lawyer for the
prosecution.
well. sah.r replied Uncle Ans,
he did tawk mighty loud. sab"
"And did he indulge in profan
ityf"
The witness looked puzzled. but
did not answer. % the attorney
tried again
what I mean. Uncle Ans" he
said. els this: Did he use words
that your minister could use in a
sermon?"
"oh, yessah, yessah." answered
Uncle Ans with . grin. de minis
tab could use dem words. sab. bu'
no suttinly would had tar srrang
'em different"
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The Influence Of Heredity.

The Influence Of Heredity.
tCTHATs . nne baby OF yours,
BILL" said the boss to his
chauffeur. w.
Eyes, Mr.. Wilkins" said the
chauffeur. my wife and are
pretty proud OF him. He's the
latest model, all right-a self.
starter. with an automatic horn
that would wake the dead"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11
Personal Liberty.

VTsrToR-whioh Of those hotels
IL the betteri .,... ...
Town Guide-wal, one Of 'em has
all rooms with baths, and the other
believes In personal liberty--you
can have q bath or not, Just as you
nka .'..
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11
Handy Man.

ttNIow," said the warder TO the
~ forger, who had just arrived
at the prison, well set you to
work. What can you do best?"
"Well, II you'll give me a weeks
practice on your signature I'll sign
your official papers for you.' said
the prisoner,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11
A Little O. This
and
a Little O. That
EVER STOP TO THugK-

EVER STOP TO THINK
THAT ice d one Of the few
things that h just what Il n
cracked up to bef
That Kipling was thinking a .
patent cigar lighter whom no wrote
Tho Light That Faiiedf-
That II shows were 90 GOD 90
prsss agents say they arc We
wouldn't care shout going 70
heavsnf ....... .-,
That ball players malrs . living
by throwing . little bailf
That sporting writer's make . Nv,
ing by throwing something else?
That woman IL . ras. . bono and
. hank Of hairf
That ths safest way b tan her
90 q over the tslsphcnsf
j That you should nsvss psks Sun
st bar Inst because shs Aas bdg
fests
That not even . pra,sashtss Aits
below he bsitf
That . great many people take
me Ninth avenue express every
morningf aH
That that's an IT, Of . way to
90 downtovnf
That throwing stones as The baby
10 . poor way to rock the cradle?
That love laughs at iocksmiths?
That It hasn't . thing on burg.
larsf ..
That II You have . bent for drink
ing you win soon be broksf
That nobody remembers John d
ON Bundle Dayf
That he should worryf
That it's q fne thing to east your
bread upon the waters. but RICH
now it's cheaper to cast diamonds
That Q mob in Ohio beat up
man because he had two wives7
. That he might have known he'o
be beaten when he only had two
queensf
That rumor has Il that the pot
once called the kettle blackf
That We didn't hear Il, because
We never won . potf
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Oh, Daughter!

MOTHER (whoso daughter 10 en-
W gagged to young farmcr)-
Don't you find Bob rather roughf
Daughter (blushing)--Yes. ma.
And he says he shaves every day.
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Sassy Thing.

SCTHE man I marry must have
! common sense" said the
naughty one.
"He WON'T" the other answered
bitterly.
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Historical Facts
Hitherto Unpublished

III
@ARrs never owned . pair Of
+ garter.
Aurora Boresiis 10 not . bright
girl
Joan OF Arcs shoes were rfvited
up rhe back.
Hannibal got On the other side
Of the Alps BY crossing them.
There isn't . laugh In Fox's Book
Of MartyrA
Empress Josephine never rode .
motorcycle
No beer was served In the float.
inx gardens Of Babylon.
No one knows who pushed tho
leaning tower Of Pisa.
wstsrins carts have not been
used In Venice for some years.
King Alfred the Great wouldn't
have 0 photograph In his castla
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11
Delaying the Torture.

CHLIWoN-Do you believe in
- long engagementsH
Cynicum-of course. The longer
q man is engaged the less time he
has to be married. -"
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From Here and There
Might Be Fooled Again.

MRS. wHIMPER-John, II I
IXA should die would you marry
again7
whimper-Perhaps-if the trap
was set different
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The Last Word.

uoTFoOT-Yes, sir; when We
II were ambushed We got out with.
out losing q man. or Q horse, or a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11

A LGERNoN WI think you were
~ real mean not to show MP At our
wedding because when the bride
groom stays away II spoils every
thing. We simply could not 80 on
with the ceremony. OF course, We
might have got somebody else to
take your place II we had time. II
you ever again feel like getting
married will be glad to hear from
you, as have not yet found any.
body to take your place.
LucRETIA.
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HEoRGIANNA-when you eloped
VI with the janitor We were all
glad, We were glad TO Get rid Of
him. II you viii return all win be
forgiven and the tenants WIN give
you o rousing welcome. Please 70
turn. REGINALD.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1921-09-11
OUR OWN AGONY COLUMN

TENNlE-Will you please come
homef The sink II full o.
dishes. I have slept In all the
beds. I love you much. whom The
dishes are all dirty and the beds
are not made. GEORGE.
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"A minute" chimed in q small.
thin voice" ........
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The Ultimate
Consumer

oPoaNn8 u NeTe IipTo.
X you can always pick me out
! Y in a crowd.
Just look at the back Of my
neck.
Note the scars,
the Jumps. = s 4
the high spots. 'e. 8
That Is where I got It. am getting
II and shall continue to receive II.
right there ..,.
In the little old swa+worn neck
Or observe my pockets
emptyi ~ '
threadbare! -,
shrunken!
Gee. they make q vacuum look
crowded by comparison!
Those pockets Of mine,
That's where II was. a
The coin. ! mean y
the hArd-earnsd COIN i"
and now
Or you might identity No
By tho caIlous spots On ny
hand. =.
Politicians made those
giving nae the glad hand
before election.
And sfterward BY holding
hands with me
And looking into my eyes
honest and innocent-like
Gas near It ss . politician can
look, and some can
look that way, I meau). t.
while the fat producer w"
reaches in my pocket ..-,.
It's always my coin-my
hard-earnsd ooin-they are aftsr.
I certainly am the prize
fall guy \
star easy mark- WYNN
one big boobi II
Easy to guess who ] am
am that poor. friendlsss
ninny ever too proud to nght
But stop-you know already
I AN THE ULTIMATE CON-
sUMMR
n few fool Kings and Kaissrs
and Emperors get tired Of tn
monotony
Of Just Ringing 4
and Emperoring and ssoh,
and muss mp me map
and start . general siaashtsr -
relieve the Royal sunu1.
who gets Killed.
My brothers and sisterl
And who pays the sxtrs tscss and
the bins ana such for this ,.
popular outdoor sporti ~.
I do!
Labor and Capital start . light
/ pay the damages.
They decide to compromise. and
tust 70 show there II no hard
feelings raise prioss al around.
Raise EN- for me to payi
And I DO.
IT'S the best thing I do dol
n the farmer wants more money
He lifts my milk bill
and bread bill.
And the storekseper adds his Bit
80 I won't feel bad.
And ] pay.
They always elect me. the
ULTIMATE CONSUMER. to do the
payingi
But I should worryi
Ny hereafter's assuredi
When the Good Man sorts
the Sheep from the Goats
whyi
I'll DO the big, sad-lookins
goat In front OF all the restt
The goat with q bell on It
a bell that always rings
like someone else's cash
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