Evening journal., 1921-03-18
KEYSTONE HOT SHOTS
BY THE OLD GUARD.


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Manager Pat Strawbridge wants
all members OF the baseball team
and those wishing a try-out to re-
port at the club rooms Sunday after
noon. so he can talk TO the men and
make arrangements for some prac-
tice games
Kind feelings for everybody
Every knock is a boost.
You can't go wrong when you belong
to X. f. c.
Staying with the job till II Is finished.
That is our reputation.
Oh, we have the club; we have the
members.
Never lay down, we always night
Every member is a gentleman.
All minstrel men are urged 10 at
tend Sundays rehearsal. A piano
player has been engaged. so be on
hand for some good harmony.
The way Phil Sylvester handles
the music notes he ought never to
be a banker. He mixes 'em mp too
fast He is right. but the rest are
wrong.
One Of the boys asked Norris
| Goldberg what kind OF machine he
was riding in the other day. Nor
ris replied: "Oh. it was a self
starter. You tell 'em l cant stop"
John Maloney walked by a stable
the other evening. Today he is a
little horse (hoarse). Boy page a
doctor.
Witty Prettyman says the reason
/ the pinochle champs are dethroned
is because he sticks to the old pipe
and pulls through.
It is not the cough that carries
you of. but the coffin they carry you
of in-Whizi Ducki
Red Smith says he thinks that
early training is o. X. but he usu-
ally misses them by a hair.
Wonder who is kissing her now7
This beautiful ballad will be rem
dered at our next smoker by Kid
Johnson. who made famous that
piece called Telephone Hound"
NficlSy Morris certainly made a
hit with the Chester boxing fans last
week. They clammer for his return
Slim Hessian, one Of Morris
Coldberg's fghtin' wild cats, is so
anxious to get in action that he
knocks himself out every night, just
to see whether he stili has the old
kick.
The clubs baseball team for the
coming season SHOULD be the strong
est ever turned out So fellows get
in line and help put them on top
with plenty of encouragement and
good fellowship. Let's go!
Wonder IL Plant Juice Wright
feeds his Ford on the same juice he
takes It must be some stun, even
when he is asleep, the Ford still
rambles right along.
Paul Connor is there with the
Judgment, when he picked Morris
Goldberg for bah pitcher. The
whole keystone Club will turn out
in a body to see Morris pitch his
first game o, let It be soonl
Questions asked by the league;
Where did Maloney get that hat?
when Is White Prettyman going
to take that pipe out OF his mouth
When is Mike IArdner going tc
bring that cup to the club7
When, o, when is Woodlands going
to learn to dance?
| why did Sam Brfefman parade
, his girl friends down Fourth street
past the clubhouse?
VINO Will help Barnes buy door
e key?
, when viii while Virgins learr
TO act like a man?
+ What will Jim Leach name th'
e first one7
e who told John Maloney he coulC
. sing?
s Where did Marks learn to be al
/ umpire?
, When will George Moody conn
4, over to the clubhouseF
y Everybody out to the Pythial
n Castle tonight! We have big all
p star show on. Any one absent vii
miss a show long to be remembered
We are also liable TO have some o
the Legislature present, and we vii
g show them that boxing is not al
n brutal. SO everybody out!
n Now that we have had the pfan'
- fixed. Paul Marks. the boy musician
8 who has Just arrived from Padunl
s, Center, where he played before al
3 the crowned heads OF that kingdom
J. can be heard playing at all hour
/. OF the day and night While being
:. first t-class musician, Paul has IN
I. idea he can sing also. II he keep
on. we will have to crown him.
l. Mike Iardner is certainly woridn
n hard for that cup; also that um
.5 brella. Mike believes in laying some
m thing aside for a rainy day.
Boys. get together and work har
on that voting contest for the mos
popular athletic club. We need tha
a cup at the club. and the only wa
A. we can get It is by voting early an
in often. SO get busy.