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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16
The Lucy Stone Home

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: August IS was the birthday CT
Lucy Stone, the pioneer suffragist.
invite those who are grateful for her
early work for women to celebrate the
event by making contribution toward
carrying on the Lucy Stone Home.
Her old homestead, on breezy hill
top overlooking Boston Harbor, has
been turned over to the Morgan Me-
mortal, which takes hundreds of poIr
children and mothers with babies for
an outing there, away from the hot
city. Boy Scouts and Camp Fire Gitls
also get the good of it.
Lucy Stone loved children. She
would rejoice in the good work being
done in her name. l shall be glad tc
take charge of any contributions to
further it.
ALICE STONE BLACKWELL.
Chilmark, Boston, Mass, Aug. Is.
1921.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16
The Stanley Amendment

Immediately last week upon the
return to the House of the Willis
Campbell anti-beer bill as amended
by the Senate the Judiciary Com
mittee of the lower branch of Con-
'gress resolved itself into sort of
Legislative dental board. The Stan
ley search and seizure amendment
contained too many teeth to- please
the gentlemen Of the committee, who
seem, If we are not mistaken, to hold
to the theory, despite the Constitu-
ton, that it is possible by legislation
to Change the form of this govern
nnent from one of laws to one of men.
The Stanley amendments purpose
is to make of the guaranty of per-
sonal liberty contained in the Fourth
Amendment of the Constitution
something more than the by-word it
has been of late among public SER
wants 1t provides:
"That any officer, agent or en-
ployee of the United States" en-
gagged in the enforcement of "any
law of the United States" shall be
guilty of misdemeanor, punishable
BY fine of $1,000 or imprisonment
for year, or by both such fine and
imprisonment, if he shall search or
attempt to search property or prem
Uses OF any person without pre-
vlously securing a search warrant
as provided by law" Further, it
provides that "any person not a duly
/ authorized officer, agent or employee
OF the United States, who, under.
color or claim to be acting as SUCH
IN the enforcement of any law Of the
United States, subjects or causes
any person to be subjected to the
deprivation of any rights, privileges
or immunities secured or guaranteed
by the Constitution of the United
States" shall be deemed guilty of a
felony.
As modified by the dental oper-
ators of the House, the provision as
to "any law of the United States"
stands extracted. So does the in
elusive provision of search or at
tempt to search property or premises
of any person." 1t defines private
dwelling" to include the room
or rooms occupied not transiently,
but solely as a residence in an apart
nlent house, hotel or boarding
house."
The whole purpose of the lnodifica-
ton is to make it apply exclusively
to the enforcement Of the prohibition
laws and without. any thought or re-
gard Of the tendency and practice Of
public officers to override the Con-
stitational guaranty against unlaw-
ful search and seizure OF the person
or persons property or affects.
The House substitute in all like
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16
sloppy ron,anticism have SO In
creased in voltage that Sir Walter
now seems dull and heavy?
To Colored Umbrellas: Greeting

Nature is always correcting our
perxersities. Thus, in courageous
contrast to the business depression,
has come the colored umbrella. The
business depression was drab af-
fair, conceived by Chaos, a fog
Of uncertainty, and in sense an
illusion. The colored umbrella is
many-hued and resplendent.
1t is true that the business de-
preston was mental, and equally
true that the colored umbrella Is
material and physical. But then,
as William James pointed out long
ago, in order to cure melancholy
one must smile, even if one smiles
only at random. And so Nature,
cut off in its impulses to force gayly
colored flowers up through the city
cobblestones, turns to the girls to
carry out its wholesome intentions.
And because the business depres-
sion has been unusual Nature adds
to the program of existing colors
among the girls the final touch of
the colored umbrella.
1t is one thing to have gayly coll
ored parasols out in the country
at fetes, OH bright, sunshiny days,
competing with the flowers; it is a
much higher order of things to have
the colored umbrella, ON rainy days
In cities, cutting through the eternal
drabness and melancholy of things
in general.
1t seems singular that nobody be-
fore had thought to relieve the
monotony of a rainy day in the city,
In fact we do not realize how de-
pendent we are upon color. To the
eye it Is like music to the ear. All
the colorful little girls who move
about the city streets are contribut-
ing more than they can possibly
know to the happiness of society;
not that it is necessary, as some Of
their extremists seem to think, to
display so much of it on their
checks. But how necessary it is
that they should be colorful we
would never know unless, upon
some Hateful day they should all
suddenly abandon their colors. Then
we would see how much we are in
dehted to them for keeping our
spirits up.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16
Jamaica and All
70 the Editor Of The Tribune

10 the EQlCcr OF Inc Tribune.
Sir: Your excellent suggestion that
1.-The United States should cancel por-
ton of the debt which Great Britain
owes us by the purchase of the island
of Jamaica is most timely, only it does
not go far enough. Why not take this
opportunity to secure all the West IN
clan islands belonging to both Eng
land and France? The latter nation
owns only Martinique and Guadalupe,
and these bring in small revenues to
the mother country, but would add ap-
rreciably to the symmetry of our pos
sessions. 1t would then remain for US
to make some kind of friendly trade
with Holland for Curacao, where we
should have harbor capable of hold
ing the entire United States navy at
one time. Thus, the Caribbean Sea
would in truth become an American
lake and the Panama Canal would be
perfectly protected on the Atlantic
side.
Each Of our allies in the late war
would highly appreciate such an oppor-
tunity to reduce their indebtedness to
US and at the same time take another
step toward securing the peace of the
world. and we might entirely do away
with the fortifications of the northern
entrance to the canal This trade
would naturally include the Bahamas.
which are only a few miles from the
coast Of Florida and would soon be-
come an annex to Palm Beach as ma
ticnal winter resort
R. S. ROWLAND.
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(From. The Kanaos C;tv Stnrl

" 70W7 ne KIHads Catg StdT7
It's real pathetic about Emma Gold
man, pining away there in Russia be-
cause she can't come back to America
She's so hcmesick for this capitalistic
country. according to travellers who
have seen her, that she's a positive
embarrassment to the Soviet authori-
ties. She wears on them. it appears,
and they don't know what to do with
her.
A political Mrs. Gummdge in the
fouse would be trife wearing, no
doubt.
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xTnBm OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to
tho use for republication Of all news dispatches
credited to it or not otherwise credited In this
powr. and also the local news Of spontaneous
origin published herein.
All rights OF republication Of all other matter
herein also are reserved
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16

Here Is solace Come From HelIas
Phyllis had brother, Wallace;
It was Wallace built tho trellis.
With his bilious cousin, Ellis,
And jealous Mr.. Hollis.
Though the trellia ia for Phyllis,
Ellis said, II gueas it's pole
Y us fellers shouldn't kill us
Working. Let us go and Toll us
Where no vicious sun can grill us
And no raucous breezes chilli US a
Here's locus, dulcis, mollis
Free from microbe and bacillus"
Wallace stopped him: Listen, Ellis
That's whore Phyllis wants the trellis!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16

Speaking Of Dulcy, thing we really
oughtn't to be doing until the second
year of its run, Miss Jane Grey, in
terviewed by The Evening Telegram,
says in part:
II don't believe in all work and no
play! mix them bothl love che COM
mon people. They are the soul of the
earth, and are to be found in all walks
of life. I have wonderful friends of all
sorts and kinds in every city of this
great land of ours, and can thank God
that have never lost friend and that
| was born with sense of humor!"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16
Hymns of Hate

Hymns of Hate
hate the night desk.
1t done me wrong.
When I wrote about Suzanne,
And called her the Peeressless One,
The night desk changed it
To something else.
I hate the night desk.
1t muffs all my mites.
NEAL O'HARA.
A dulce l hate
Is Bessie BLY,;
When she slips up,
She says: pardon r." w. B.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16

Rather though once on the road the
traveller wonders how he ever endured
any other-it seems as though the en-
trance to the road bore the sign "Use
This Road at Your Pcril.'
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES - BY mall including
Pastaar IN The UNITED STATES
Enter-d =, the Postoface at New York as sscO
Class Mail Matter.

GUARANTY
You can purchase merchandise advertised In THE
TRIBUNE with absolute safety-fcr u dissatlstac-
ton rcsults In any case THE TRIBUNE suaran-
tees 70 pay your money back upon request. No red
taps. No qubbIDne. We make good promptly II
the advertiser does not.
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CHIP.


Who for august H." at the top of
the page,
Writes SIT, '21. CHIP
In Columbia photograph record shop
IN New Haven a contrib (Esney, if YOU
must know asked the young woman
whether she had any Gilbert and Sui
livan records. NO." she said. "they
only sing for the Victor people,"
Bobbera Frietchie
Bob, If you must, this old gray bean,
But print my picture in magazine.
Society News
Mademoiselle Lenglen of Paris, Franco
To win the tourney has a darned swell
chance
But Mrs. Molla Bjurstedt Mallory
Receives lot of plaudits from the
gallery.
Possibly the day Of dullness In So
ciety news Is ended. From Bar Har-
Dor Life we observe that
Mr.. H. V. Tenant, a relative of
Margot,
Wanted much to motor, but couldn't
make his car go.
And according to The Port Jervis
Union
Doctor Morgan, the chiroprac,
Removed crick from young mans
back.
~. A. Fisher went to the RACES,
Enjoyed the 2:10 trots and PAGES.
l'r Harding, thu Presidents w.,
Has just got Warren another ma.
Thrift and forehandedness are traits
columnist wastes time trying to cul-
tivate. In order to avoid a Sunday eve
ming in the Office, we compiled Satur-
days and Mondays Towers Friday.
Carelessness and haste on our part and
that of the makeup man caused us to
use Monday paragraph Saturday, so
that we were made to say that the
Lenglen-Goss match would be played
on Saturday. Our intention was that
"this afternoon" should refer to Mon
day. But even if it had referred to
Monday we should have had to journey
to the Office Sunday night, when we
learned of the postponement Of Mile.
Lcnglen's first round match.
Two days after transatlantic trim
to strange country it would not be
likely that That There French Girl
should play her best. But she had
known for long time the date of the
tournament, and why she couldn't have
been here in time to practice, we don't,
at the instant of rumbling to press.
see. We think there is no woman who
can defeat her, but we should be able
te keep back the tears, we feel certain.
If the championship should remain in
America.
twill Forest Hills" rhetorically asks
The World, produce a home champion
to beat her? That is on the knees of
the gods of sport" According to the
rotogravure photographs of the wom-
en- players, it is on the knees of the
goddesses.
This afternoon it's on the knees of
The Goss.
r. p A.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16

AS De Valera says, the road to peace
and understanding lies open. Hut it
is road so infrequently travelled that
hopeful tourists, when they see it, un-
consciously detour.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16

"Dulcy," the central char
acter of new play by George S. Kauf-
man and Marc Connelly, who profess
to have found Dulcy embedded in
newspaper olumn.From morning
newspaper.
Thanks for the ad.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16
The Groaning Board

IN all my life amt found muffin
That suits me like blueberry muffin.
WALTER PRICHARD EATON.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16
Lyric Of Loathing.

Lyric of Loathings
The guy who excites my particular rage
Is the mineral worshiping Hun
Who for august H." at the top OF
the page,
Writes SIT, '21. CHIP.
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Owned BY New York Tribune me-. New York
casIofetico, Published daily. Ogden Reid. Pres-
sNit; G. Vernon Rogers vice-prcuidcnt: Helen
Rogers RAID Secretary: n. T. Maxneld. Treasurer
Address. Tribune Building. is& Nassau Street New
lpfk. Te.cphone BceksuaS soe0
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16

When lamb is served with sauce. of
mint,
| utter words dassent pxint.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16

In Columbia phonograph record shop
in New Haven contrib (Esney, if you
must know asked the young woman
whether she had any Gilbert and Sui
Ivan records. NO." she said, "they
only sing for the Victor people,"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16

This afternoon it's on the knees Of
The Goss.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16

~Will Forest Hills" rhetorically asks
The World, produce home champion
to beat her? That is on the knees of
the gods of sport" According to the
rotogravure photographs of the wom-
en- players, it is on the knees of the
goddesses.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1921-08-16

Arlington. Fla, Aug. II. 1921.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-11-04
NORTH PEPPERTON
SOUTH DONNELLY

Mrs. George Zimmerman spent
Wednesday with Mrs. Howard Hult-
grin.
A large number of farmers attend
ed the auction sale last Wednesday
held at the P. S. Jordan farm
Mrs. Einar Wade spent Wednesday
afternoon with Mrs. A. H. Anderson
The Lutheran Ladies' Aid met at
the home of Mrs. Howard Hultgrin
last Thursday afternoon.
Henry and Paul Aanerud called at
the Edwin Anderson home Wednes-
day afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. H. Anderson were
Morris callers Friday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. H. Anderson spent
Sunday in Chokio visiting relatives.
Mrs. Nels. Olson and Mrs. Jerger-
son spent Friday afternoon visiting
Mrs. Hellebust.
Mr.. and Mrs Per Anderson were
entertained at dinner last Tuesday
in honor of Mr.. Anderson's 68th
birthday.
Miss Ida Anderson spent last week
visiting her brother Edwin and fami-
ly.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-11-04
WEST DARNEN

Walker TowIe from st. Cloud was
looking after his farming interest
in this vicinity Monday.
Rev and Mrs. H. H. Symons and
son Henry of Morris were guests at
the Newell home Thursday evening.
F. J. Leininger Of Framnas town
ship called at Roy Georges Sunday
afternoon.
Mrs. Emil LeSage attended Ladies'
Aid in Norris. last week.
Arden Rodhe, who is attending
High School at Morris, is spending
his vacation at his parental home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilmsen visited with
Mr.. and Mrs. B. Bosold Sunday after
noon.
The program given Friday even
| ing in Dist. No. II was we'll attended
and enjoyed by those present.
Mrs. A. F. Huebner, Sr. attended
business meeting of the English
Lutheran Ladies Aid at Mrs. o. M
Ulvestad's in Morris Tuesday even
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. L. Rhody of Nor
ris and Mr. Ray Bosold of Minneapo-
lis were guests at the Bosold home
Sunday
Mrs. Geo. F. Cogel and Mrs. Adrian
Fagen who had been visiting Mr.. AND
Mrs. J. J. Newell and family returned
} to Red Wing Saturday.
! L. B. Squire and John White at.
! tended a meeting of the Horten-Dar.
men Telephone Co. in Morris Satur
day.
Among the Morris business callers
Monday were VIM. Buss, Art LeSage
Ed. Lamoreaux and J. Behl
SCHOOL NEWS FROM DIST NO. Il
Those neither absent or tardy thu
! last month were Florence Lane, Har
vey Banwart, Arthur Banwart, Shir
ley Squier, Marlys LIE Sage, Wayne
LIE Sage. Marie Banwart Ruby Lane
Average daily attendance 18.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-11-04
PEPPERTON

Mr.. and Mrs. A. Miller and Mr..
and Mrs. L. A. Herbster and children
of Chokio were the guests Sunday OF
Rev. and Mrs. Koenig.
A new barn has been built on the
farm rented by N. Baity. This barn
replaces the one which was burned
down last summer as the result OF
being struck by lightning.
A Halloween party in combination
with pie social was given at the l..
J. Schlattman home last Monday eve
ming.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Andert enter
tanned a number of guests Sunday,
including Mr. and Mrs. L. J. Schlatt-
man and Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Andert
of Alberta.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Gausman and
daughter Helen and Mr.. and Mrs.
Emil Gausman returned last Sunday
evening from short auto trip. They
visited friends and relatives at Nora
Springs, Iowa, st. Paul and Howard
Lake.
Mrs. Bertha Bach and son Clarence
were Morris visitors last Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. August CHM OF
North Pepperton, Mr.. and Mrs. Rus
sell Brown of Alberta and the Misses
Lydia and Edna Ernst were the
guests of, Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Ernst
Sunday.
o. Hoyer returned to Parkers
Prairie Monday after spending Sun
day with relatives.
There will be communion services
at the M. E. Church next Sunday at
10 a. m. Everybody is cordially in
vited to attend.
Miss Esther Koenig came from
Chokio Friday to spend the week end
at the home of her parents.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-11-04
DONNELl,Y TOWNSHIP

Mr.. and Mrs. A. C. Williams and
Mr.. and Mrs. R. N. Johnson spent
Friday evening with Mr.. and Mrs. w.
F. Albers.
Little Lillian Strand was cut quite
badly when she fell into the wire
fence while playing at school Friday.
She is recovering nicely now.
S. T. Erdahl called at G. Olstead's
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Dickinson visited
at Chas. Sperr's Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. Erdahl moved up
from Minneapolis Saturday and will
live on their farm this year.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Sperr spent Sat-
urday evening with Mr.. and Mrs.
VIM Albers.
Oscar Strand spent Sunday after
noon at N. LarsOn's.
Messrs. Johnson and Eveauson of
Benson installed S. T. Erdahls furn-
ace Friday.
Mr.. Fredrickson Of Willmar called
at NJ. B. Strands Sunday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. A. Gregerson and
Olga, Martin and Alfred spent Sun
day at Wheaton.
MI and Mrs. J. Diehl and family
and Mr.. and Mrs. G. Olstead and
family spent Sunday afternoon with
Mr.. and Mrs. r. NJ. Bell.
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Sperr spent
Friday evening with Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. Willoughby.
Messrs. w. Manning, Richards and
Willoughby spent Saturday at Red
Rock.
Mr.. and Mrs. A Johnson enter
tanned Mr.. and Mrs. John Sperr and
Miss Bertha Johnson at supper
Thursday evening.
Wesley Manning and Mr.. Richard
Of Warroad, came Friday and visited
with Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Willoughby.
They left Sunday night for the South
ern part of the state.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. WillOughby, Mr..
Richard and Wesley Manning spent
Sunday afternoon with Mr.. and Mrs
G.. Mathis of Herman.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Sperr spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Chas.
Sperr.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-11-04
ALBERTA BANK CANNOT
BE TAMPERED WITH
Has Installed Modern Electric Alarm
System

The Alberta State Bank of Alberta
has taken a wise step in having an
up-to-date electric alarm system in
stalled by the Cannon Ball Alarm Co.
of Minneapolis. All that the public
can see of this alarm system is a
metal box on the outside of the bull
ding, as the heart of this ingenious
system is inside the vault, and is con-
nected with several other sensitive
devices at various points inside the
! bank, where bank robber might try
to force an entrance.
The alarm is attached to the pro-
tectiVe devices throughout the system
in such way that the slightest in
/ reference at any point-by either
friend or foe-will cause the siren to
send forth it's unusual warning; and
cause the intruder to leave the prem
ises as surely and as quickly as if a
thirteen-inch gun exploded in his ear.
| No amount of ingenuity on the
part of a robber will help him the
slightest. The removal of even a
single screw from the casing of the
outside metal box will sound the
alarm. A half-inch turn of the COM
binatiOn knob-cutting wires inside
the bank or in the basement, even
the application of heat to the vault
door-in fact, any interference with
the protective system at any point
will make it impossible for any yegg-
man to stay long enough to gather ur
his tools.
This is yet another evidence of the
marvel of electrical genius-that a
protective device so effective and YET
so simple, can be used to Illustrate the
most carefully laid plan of the most
cunning crook. 1t would seem that
no robber-no matter how crude in
Xperience-WOuld be so ill-adviseG
as to waste time on a bank with SC
fearless and untiring a watchdog
AS the number of bank attacks in.
crease-and more banks equip with
modern electric alarms, it becomes
evident that unprotected banks in
herit all the risk of being victimizeC
by yeggs.
The officers of the Alberta Banl
are to be congratulated. An ounce
of prevention is certainly worth {
hundred pounds of cure in this case
The Alberta Bank has also recent
ly installed a new equipment of mod
ern safety boxes equal to those uset
by the best metropolitan banks. adv
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-11-04
RENDSVILLE

Mrs. Tom Anderson of Cottonwood,
Mimi, Mrs. Halvor Johnson and Har-
old visited with Mrs. G. R. Sather
Tuesday afternoon.
Mr.. Fernando Weltzin who has
been visiting with friends and rela-
tives in Canada returned Saturday
morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adolph Sherstad and
family and Mrs. Frank Weltzin spent
Sunday at o. Sather's.
Mrs. Thea Anderson, Miss Marilla
Kriedler and Mr.. H. A. Johnson
called at the Mrs. Sather home Sun
day.
Miss Esther Jacobson left for Spic-
er Monday morning for visit with
her cousin Miss Marcella Jacobson.
Mr.. and Mrs. IF. Brandt and Mr..
and Mrs. H. G. Hansen and daughter
Helen spent Sunday at the Theo.
Shauer home in Hoffman.
Mrs. Halvor Graft and son are Wis
iting at the home of her father, Mr..
Karl Christopherson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mike Schueller called
at the J. Matejka home Sunday after
noon. -
The Confirmation class of the
Kongsvinger church had their picture
taken Saturday.
Mr. Karl Christopherson and chill
dren, Mrs. Halvor Graft and little son
and Ralph and Donald Sather called
at the Olaf Graft home Sunday.
~ t.
Mrs. Charley Anderson of Norris San
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gunders Pedersoe
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1921-11-04

delightfully."- entertained at the home
The rooms were beautifully decorated
with Halloween colors, black cats,
pumpkins, witches, etc. A very dain-
ty lunch was served Several guests
we're invited.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. H. Lundberg en-
tertained the teachers of the school
at a card party Tuesday evening.
Mable Eddy entertained a few lit
tie friends in honor of her 18th
birthday Saturday evening.
The pupils of the high school en-
joyed a halloween party at the school
house Saturday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. R. Peterson and