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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-22

Coal Supply Co. Phones and s


Or. Murray-Osteopath. Nervous
diseases. u Grant Bldg. Phi. 644-W.
Charles E. Shulman of the Santa
Fe railroad law offices here has
gone to Santa Fe to attend the
SESSIONS of the legislature.
l.. A. Roadway, senior member
of the dry goods firm of Roadway
Brothers, with a chain of stores,
one of which is the Golden Rule
store here, has been in the city the
past two days, in consultation with
Manager Revere of the local store,
Mr.. Roadway is well pleased with
the past years business of the local
house. He will return to Pasadena
this morning.
DIR. j. H. Bower, osteopath physi-
clan. N. T. Armijo Bldg. Ph. 224-W.
u Jake Levy of Santa Fe is in the
oily on business. He expects to re-
turn to the state capital today,
Divorce was granted yesterday to
Minnie A. Ingram and Joseph p.
1rgram. Minnie Ingram was given
the custody of their minor chilo
and allowed money for her support,
Marriage licenses were issued
yesterday to Helen r. Board of
Albuquerque and Arthur d. New
nan of Ell Paso. and Mercedes Sc
dlllo and Liberato Montoya. both
OF Albuquerque.
~Can now supply limited amount
factory wood in full wagon loads.
Hahn Coal Co.. phone 81.
Vernon l.. Slonaker, district for
est telephone engineer, and bride
returned today from a honeymoon
spent in Florida. Mrs. Slonaker
liz daughter of Representative
Frank Clark Of Florida. They were
married in Washington and came
by steamer from New York to New
Orleans.
Z Orders to destroy eight
BOTTLES of j. II. McLean's sarsapa-
fflla which were seized from a To-
cal warehouse several weeks ago.
have been received by Charles II.
Kern, deputy United States mar
shal.
EFor messengers, phone $50.
DIR. j. F. Cook, president of the
Montezuma college at Las Vegas.
addressed the annual banquet and
roll call of the First Baptist church
held at the parlOrs last night
e There are undelivered kilograms
II Western Union for j. II. Cargile.
MRS. Caroline Chambers. Stewart
burnley and John False.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-22
WOMAN Is FINED AND
MAN DISMISSED AFTER
HEARINGS ON VAGRANCY

Edna Bruffey. arrested by police
early Friday morning in company
with William Brown, alleged oper-
ator of the Central bar in Old
Town, was fined $25 and costs in
police court yesterday on a charge
of vagrancy. Similar charges
against Brown were dismissed.
Officers testified they had seen
the woman around town at early
hours Of :he mornings and that she
frequently spent the time from
early in the evening until or 3
o'clock the following morning at
Browns place in Old Town. She
explained that she went there to
visit friends.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-22
BlTTMER HOUSE ROOMS
S19h South First. Phone 221-W
$1.5O-- SUITS

Special Candy sale at The Col
lCse Inn every Saturday.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-22
NOT TO ASK RENT
FOR "TEACHERAGE"

ii No rent will be charged on Ber-
nalillo countys one teacherage'
at Chilli if the recommendations of
D. v. Conway, state superintend-
ent, lis carried out. Il do not be-
lieve it would be wise to charge
these teachers rent. as the furnish
ing of teacherage serves as an in
ducement for good teachers to re-
main in these isolated commune
ties" Mr.. Conway said. Miss
burke is today visiting schools al
San Antonio, San Antonito and
Frost.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-22
GARD OF THANKS.

We wish to thank our many
friends who were so kind during
the illness and death of our little
son and brother Leroy, and for
the beautiful floral offerings.
MIR. AND MRS. II. L. AND
ROSE MOUDY.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-01-22
Stolen Auto Sighted.

The automobile stolen several
days ago from Carl Parsons, Of AL
buquerque, was seen this week at
Nolan, n. M, near Springer ac-
cording to information reaching
the local police,
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
REAL HUMORIST OF AMERICA
In One Writer'S Opinion, the Country
Editor 10 Entitled to Honor
Of the Title.

The funniest things which are writ
ten and printed In this country are
not written by Irwin Cobb or George
AIDE or Ring Lardner. They are not
written by the professional hunorist
Of the great newspapers.
They are written by the so-caued
country editors and notably BY So
called country editors Of Ohio and
Kansas. We hardly think anyone
with a real sense Of humor who reads
large numbers Of newspapers and
and modern books VIII dis
pute this assertion
Humor Is merely the ability to see
and react understandingiy to the
mirth-provoking side Of human nature.
which Is not the least ample Of Its
sides. A HUMOROUS paragraph may be
grossly exaggerated In Its interpreta-
ton Of human nature. but human ma
ture must be somewhere down near
the bottom Of II or Il u Q failure
This explains why humor is 80 much
more amusing. 50 much more satisfy
Ing than wit. Wit needs no human
nature as It's foundation II may be
simply a lightning-like play on mere
words, sufficient TO cause q smile, q
laugh perhaps. but none Of the solid
comfort derived by the discerning from
true humor.-Ohio State Journal
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
Cate Meat

TIE port Of London authorities aie
spending more than 5000 Q year for
cats meat. that the large army Of cats
required to deal with the rats and
mice infesting the docks may be sup
ported In the style to which they have
been accustomed So presumably the
cats are purely "sportsmen." just kill
the rats for the fun Of the thing, but
never eat their prey. And also. pre-
sunabiy. the cats don't make much
hsadway with their Jobs, since we are
assured the staff has been continually
lncrsased-and likewise the appropri-
ations for their support. 1t looks like
q political sinecure.-Los Angeles
Tines.
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
compnmsn. to the Mars.

Talk Of automobile drivers being
arrested for violating the speed limit
when they hy up and down the high
ways at 20. so. co. etc, miles an
hour, drew one day q bit Of rem
iniscence from Captain Thomas E.
Halls Of the United States secret serv-
Ice
II remember one time back In q
little Ohio town." said the captain.
when my father was stopped BY an
ofncer Of the law because he was
driving his mare more than u miles
an hour"
~You was going more than twelve
miles an hour said the omcer; I'll
arrest you for speeding"
no get up. get up my father
said That's a compliment 70 the
marc She can't 60 u mllee an
heWIseDetroit Free PresA
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
FESTIVITIES OF OLD TIMES
Lord Of MlsruIs Was Important Fune.
tlonary at Yuietids osiebrataone
Of the Long Ago.


~ HE Lord Of Misrule was an impor'
VI tant functionary at the Christmas
festivities Of those long-ago
times. An account Of this important
parsonage has been preserved by the
historian and antiquary, John Stow,
who lived during the reign Of Queen
Elizabeth and during the flrst year Of
the reign Of King Charles / and was.
therefore, q contemporary Of Shake
speare.
"In the feast Of Christmas" writes
Stow, there was in the kings house,
wherever he lodged. Lord Of Misrule
or Master Of Merry Deports. and the
like had ye In the house Of every mo-
bleman Of honor or good worship,
were he spiritual or temporal. The
mayor of London, and either Of the
sheriffs, had their several Lords OF
Misrule."
At Cambridge university the Lord OF
Misrule was a master Of art, elected
to saperintend the representation
Of Latin plays by the students, besides
taking charge of their games and d.
versions during the Christmas season.
A similar Master Of Revels was chosen
at Oxford.
In the Inns of CourtB In London,
where the barristers had their offices
and belongings. Lord Of Misrule
reigned with great splendor, "being
surrounded with all the parade and
ceremony Of royalty, his guard OF hon.
or, and even his two chapiins who
preached before him In the Temple
church"
On the Twelfth day he abdicated his
sovereignty, and we are informed that
In the year 1885, this mock-representa-
tive Of royalty expended In the exer-
else of his office about two thousand
pounds from his own purse, and at
the conclusion Of his reign war
knighted by King Charles ! at White
hall.
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
saxIna the Leftovera

Instead Of always frying up any left.
over potatoes, why not use them for
hot tea scones? They only take a
few minutes to make. To half a
pound of cold potatoes add two ounces
Of -four and a teaspoonful each OF
salt and baking powder. Knead them
all together, then add just enough
milk-sour milk If you like-to make a
stiff dough. Roll out and cut into
either squares or rounds with a pastry
cutter or tumbler and bake on q tin
In a quick oven.
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
just Punishment.

The cunning Of the infantile MIND
was illustrated the other day when q
S-ysar-old who had been informed that
when he was bad boy little bird
told his father, and II the little bird
did not happen to be around. by the
dies around the house, which acted as
the birds agent. triumphantly brought
two dead flies to his mother. II titled
two agents! r. he cried with much pride.
'Now they dassent tell daddy on me r
New York Evening Post.
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13

got into his hair,
and some Of the frost into his heart.
for he looked old, and cold. and grim.
The freight shadows that played ON
the wall were like the thoughts that
went to and fro In his mind In the
Light Of the memories Of the brighter
days Of the past. The empty chairs
reminded him Of his friendlessness, the
slow ticking Of the old clock, as II
tried to be q companion, only made
him feel how lonely he was. He felt
rs much out Of the world, as far away
from its gladnsss as the picture Of his
grandfather that hung over the shelf.
Mr.. Gimlet was wondering what he
would get for Christmas. He had
spent many years in wondering what
he would get, and had gotten a good
many thingx No one had a better
house than he few had as much money
as he had. There was q park, there
was a garden; within and without and
al about him were the things that
money can buy. Yes, Mr.. Gimlet was as
rich as monsy and things can make
man. And yet, although all these
things had not made him happy, he
was wishing FOR more. He did not
know any better than to wish for more,
and, though he could not think Of any
thing that he needed, he hoped that
someone would think Of something or
other that he might want and that
might give him q gleam Of real Christ
mas Joy.
Away out 90 q prairie the Bump
family were holding consultation,
after the children had gone to bed.
At that moment the father and mother
Of the family were perplexed and
even a GOOD deal worried. The Bumps
had been practicing farming for some
time, but without anticipated results.
The children didn't see anything the
matter with farming. The move out
OF the smoky city had been an en-
trance into paradise for them. Don
aid had ten hens and rooster. Doro-
thy owned two Muscovy ducks, with
green feathers. Kenneth had little
pony that they called Bigger" be-
cause they thought he would grow.
Small Edith kept a flower bed that
she called her ''gardy." There was a
pony cart. They had raised 4S-pound
watermelon. Father had said that
the rest Of the garden wouldn't
amount to- hill Of beans. but IL had.
There was apt to be enough for yum
yum cake, with raisins in It. to go
around. Why. 1t was like perpetual
picnicl And even now, with all
things under the snow blanket. and the
pony and the two cows safe In the
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13

% skx went and wrote II MS vas
the letter:
Dear Santa Claus;
our "s eO~s. TSsysvs GOT : sortsaR. On
'em- Only money can cure en- Please
come and cure 'sp, so's ws caa have
Christmas trss viii b good
Your hopeful
DOROTHY.
Then, when father went 70 town.
with the little pony. Bigger. hs put
the letter into the post Office. only he
directed Il to Mrs. Bumps brother. Mr..
Ephra.m Gimlet.
Mr.. GlmIet was very much surprised
to hear from the Bumps. he had
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13

forgotten that he had q sistar. and
that there were q lot Of little hope
ful Bumps. An old trouble had
made him bitter and foryetful, and he
had felt more alone In the world than
he really was. Az he sat again by
the freight but on q clear and moon
lit night, he mused on things past with
a new tenderness In his heart and well
coined q new thought that came warm
ly to him and brought a lovely pur-
pose with II. he would play Santa
Claus, and give himself the surprise
Of making others happyl
So, the day before Christmas things
happened at the Bump house. As Mr..
Bump went to the wayside post box
he found two letters. One Of them made
him sad, for II was from the man who
held the mortgage, and It said that the
time fer payment had come. II meant
to Mr.. Bump, your money, or your
cows" But the other letter was from
Mr.. Gimlet, and II made Mr.. Bump
laugh until he cried, for II was q check
FOR $500, with some kindly, friendly
words and good wishes, enough 20 cure
the cows and all the family troubles.
The next day the carrier brought
most promising looking big box
from Uncle Gimlet. 50 that the Christ
mas tree was full Of happy surprises
for the little folks and a gift or two
for the big ones. Mother made big
pie In the dishpan and the children
found out what was In II. Dorothy
poked q hole through the pasteboard
crust and pulled out a maple sugar
heart. Donald got red sugar heart.
Kenneth got a white sugar heart.
Edith got q yellow sugar heart Moth
'er said 1t was Uncle Gimlet's kind
heart that had made them all so
happy.
Theh Mr.. Gimlet got another letter.
II was q round robin from all the
Bumps, with the little Bump names and
marks upon II, too. II made the old
man very happy. he was sitting
among lot Of pleasant things that
had been sent In for bis Christmas
tree, but he was not thinking very
much Of them. He sat with the let
ter In his hand and a far-off look In
his eyes as he thought Of the sweet
ness OF love, and felt that the best
gift that he had received was the
happy surprise that he had given to
the people 90 the praizia farm.
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
WONDERS
OF AMERICA
q western Newspaper Union.
AMERICAN cAMPANILE

THE records Of past ages are
i authority for the fact that cam
paniles or bell towers became very
common in Italy and especially In
Rome between the eighth and elev-
enth centuries. Almost everybody has
at some time seen a picture Of that
famous old one Of old St Marks
Church In Venice.
On the other hand, campaniles are
rarely seen in the United States now
a-days and yet California boasts what
Is perhaps the most splendid example
Of a bell tower on the western hemis-
phere.
II is one Of the most-pleasing and
graceful architectural structures one
can hope to look upon and is located In
the grounds OF the University Of CAL
ifornia. at Berkeley. The gift Of Mrs.
Safer, 1t cost about 100000. Is SO2
feet high, approximately SO feet square
and 10 constructed Of California gran
lie, with the exception Of the pyramid
ally-shaped top-piece which Is Of white
marble.
Within the tower Is an immense
clock and q chime Of twelve beautiful
ly-toned bells. These precious bells
were safely transported through the
submarine-infested waters Of the At
lantic. on their journey from the old
world, during the earlier days Of the
world war.
These bells, also the gift Of Mrs.
Safer. range In weight from S49 to
4,11S pounds. The tenor or largest
bell carries the following inscription.
written especially for the purpose by
Professor Flagg Of the university:
I'VE ring, we chime. we toll:
Lend ys the silent part,
Some answer IN the heart.
Some echo in the soul"
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13

barn, farmer Bump had laughed with
the happy. rosy children, as the dog
Jake tolled up the hill with the sled.
80 that they all might 60 shouting
down again. They're jolly bunch, {"
said farmer Bump. But that night
the Bumps were holding consulta-
ton. Although the two cows In the
barn were bare. yet there was q
blanket ON them The consultation
was about that blanket. Farmer
Bump called II q mortgage and didn't
know how he was going to pay II.
No wonder II was an anxious consulta-
tion. Short crops and a mortgage
Enough to fatten out even the Bumps!
But while the Bumps were talking
things over, the cildren were having
dreams. They had laid awake for
q while, talking about the best place
to hang up Christmas stockings. and
q part of the conversation downstairs,
the mortgage part, had come up to
their ears. A little Of the worry, too,
lad come with IL. 50 that they fell
asleep with n litse uLeasiness about
the blanket that does not keep things
warm. but makes them cold, and won
dering what a mortgage could be. and
why no one could take II on without
money. In his dream Donald heard
q boy singing this song:
Sing. nttls Jesus. sing for me.
There's nothing on my Christmas tree."
You see, this little boy had a tree.
but there wasn't . thing on II. not even
. leaf. So ha planned how to get some
thing to grow upon II. Finally. he sang
the song that Donald heard In his
dream. and the next time he looked
out there was his tree. full Of red and
gold apples. with leaves On all the
twigs and many pretty things among
than, and Donald saw Il all In his
dream. So when he awoke. Donald
thought hs would sing the song too
and see Il Jesus couldn't take the
shadow of that awful mortgasa away.
and hs sang,
Sing. little yssua ding fee mel
xhsrse mortgAgs On cur Chrisfnas
treal
When Dorothy awoks shs remenar
bered that she had dreamed about |
writing . letter b Santa QanA end
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
State Of Maine.

OXFORD, o.:
To ths Honorable justices Of the Supreme !u-
the said County Of Oxford. on the second Tues
day Of February, A. D. 1922.
Respectfully represents Eta n. Hill. resident
Of Oxford, In the County Of Oxford and State of
fuse; that che was lawfully married 70 Oscar
Aill, then Of F1tchburg In the County Of Worcee.
ter and Commonwealth Of Massachusett', now
Of parts unknown, at Fitchburg, Aforesaid, on
DAVIS. O S JussiSs u Of he fsscs San and duly su
thorixed 70 solemniEe marriages therein; that
your said Libellant and Libellee lived together
q husband and Wife st said Fitchburg and at
state M q New Hampshire until few days before
Thanksgiving day In November. A. ID. 1917; that
on said date In November. A. d. 1917 the said
Oscar Hill utterly deserted your Libellant wholly
tinued for three consecutive years next prior to
the filing of this libel that your Libellant has al
ways conducted herself - faithful, true and
shectionate wife towards her said husband but
the said Libellee has been unmindful OF his mar
riage vows and duty and has been guilty Of utter
desertion Of your Lbellant continued for three
consecutive years next prior to the 1ilng Of
this libel that your Llbellant has resided In the
State Of Maine, In good faith, for one year prior
there 10 no collusion between your Libelisnt and
the said Libellee 70 procure divorce:
Wherefore your Libellant prsys that divorce
from the bonds Of matrimony between her and
tody Of her minor child, Verna EtnA Hill, be
given to her; your Iibellant further alleges that
the residence Of the Libellee is not known 70 her
and cannot be ascertained by reasonable dill.
gence.
Dated at Norway. Maine. November sssh, A.
d. 1871.
ETA M. HILL.
STATE OF MAINE.
OXFORD, ss. Norway, November 28th. 1921.
Personally appeared the above named Libel.
liant, Eta N. Hill. and made oath that the fore
eoipg allegation as 70 the residence OF the Libel
lee is true.
EUGENE f. SMITH.
Justice of the Peace.
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13

Ths @Phonophor." for people hard
Of hearing. is the smallest telephone
yet produced. Il b about IN inch
long. and its open end being inserted
In the ear. 10 held there By its shape
no strap being necessary. It b I'D.
Unstable for maximum clsaruesa JTh'
usual membrane could not b en-
ploysd, and . piece q specially treat
ed skin with BIT e hen in III cente'
n Duh0tjeueod
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
NOTICE.

The Subscribers hereby give notice that they
have been duly appointed executors OF the Will
of
CONSTANCE E. POOR, late Of New York.
deceased, without bond. All persons having
demands against the estate of said deceased are
desired to present the same for setllement,
and all indebted thereto are requested TO make
payment Immediately.
ADRIAN q. LARKIN,
HENRY v. POOR,
CENTRAL UNION TRUST COMPANY.
CHARLES D. BOOTH, Agent.
November 10, 1871. Portland, Maine.
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
Bank Book Lost.
November II, 1921

Not,ce having been given this Bank a. required
by law that Deposit Book Number 6t6o Issued TO
Mrs. Emma A. Berry of West Paris, Maine. has
been lost or DESTROYED and that she desires Q new
Book Of Deposit issued In Its place; notice 10
hereby given that unless said lost book 10 pre-.
sented within the time required BY law, . new
book will be issued aud the public 10 hereby
warned against the unlawful use Of such lost
SOUTH PARIS SAVINGS BANK.
BIZ GEORGE n. ATWOOD. Treas.
South Paris, Maine. Nov. 80, 1921. 4o-bl
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13

T,s sabseabsr Asssby avss .osse: tsas q
IDA 3. FIELD, lats Of Fars,
bonds g ths Isw direetG An peeseas hlying
demands against the eststs Of SAID decoassd aFe
dsSirVd 70 present IL ssne fer eott,o0enk a1d
sn indebted lhereeo ago roquestod - nAko poy.
nsa' 'n1sfiIiss1Ti wIis1i 3. sruRxsvAsr.
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
NOTICE.

NOTICE.
The subscribers hereby give notice that they
have been duly appointed executors OF the Will
II
AMELIA D. sANBORN, late Of Fryeburg,
10 the Comfy of Oxford, deceased, without
bond. All persons having demands against
the estate Of said deceased are desired TO pre-.
sent the came for settlement, and all indebted
thereto are requested 70 make payment imme.
FRANK n. SANBORN,
WALTER L. SANBORN.
Novemher 1s. 1921. 1881
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
STATE OF MAINE.

COUNTY OF OXFORD, ss:
Supreme judicial Court, In Vacation.
November 80, A. d. 1922.
UPON THE FOREGOING LIBEL, ORDERED, },
That the Libelant give notice to the said
Oscar Hill to appear before the Justice
Of our Supreme Judicial Court to be
holden at Paris, within and for the
County Of Oxford, on the second Tuesday Of
copy Of said libel, and this order thereon, three
weeks successfully In the Oxford Democrat
newspaper printed In Paris, in our County OF
Oxford, the last publication to be 30 days at
least prior to said second Tuesday of February.
1922, that he may there and then In our said
Court appear and show cause, II any he have,
why the prayer Of said Libelant should not be
LUERE B. DEASY,
Justice of the Sup. Jud. Court.
A true copy Of the libel and order OF court
Attest: DONALD B. PARTRIDGE. Clerk,
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13

Fitted Wood and Hay For
Sale.
have for sale . quantity Of fitted
stove wood; also several tons o.
good hay.
FRANK BENNETT,
Route No. 5. South Pan"
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
Page q

ID Mr.. Gtnlet was
sitting all alone by
himself. The cold
December W in d
was driving the
snow against the
frosty windows,
and now and then
It seemed to fairly
screech at him.
Some Of the snow
appeared TO have
Oxford Democrat., 1921-12-13
all we II {

What relief to come home at night after har
and find all the family well and in good spirits
ent from those days and nights of anxiety whel
little one was so sick and distressed; when the
fluence of doctor or nurse and increased expense
burdens Of life. Very often these serious illn
prevented by having a really reliable family rel
to cleanse the system Of any unhealthy accumul
stomach or bowels.
Get a bottle from your dealer today, sixty d
cents. Satisfaction guaranteed. 'L. f."
Portland. Ne.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1921-04-19

Wata
CalIOS
81 caIIicida SECURE. deIieado, rspIdo .
lndolOrO-"Cets-It"

Arroje I'd. un lado Ia navajo de afeitsr
vel emphasize que son pelicrosos No pierda
ei tempo "tratando" ese horrible y dolorido
Gallo Lfbrese de 81. usando ''Cets-It'. EF-
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1921-04-19

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