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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
CRISP PARAGRAPHS

MAKE YOUR OWN COMMENT.
1t was the homestead law that settled the West;
and the Volstead law is settling it pretty eff
fectually.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
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FORM IN LINE, MEN, DON'T CROWD.
OF course, If beer becomes medicine the beer
doctors will prescribe it freely for consumption
Houston Post.
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TWO OF KIND
Lenine is discovering that his theories just
like himself-they won't work-Pittsburgh Ga
zette-Times.
ANOTHER OVERSIGHT OF HISTORY.
History tells us how long ancient Tyre lasted,
but neglects to give the mileage-Providence Jour-
nal.
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OR BOX OFFICE OF PRIZE FIGHT
In this commercial age, the paths of glory lead
to the paying teler's window-Batimore Sun.
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TO WHOM CAN THIS REFER?
wartime Stacker may still be a peacetime
slugger-Boston Herald.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
BEAUTY CHATS
BY Edna Kent Forbes.

In bed. The system at that time
Is thoroughly relaxed and will re-
spond more readily than at any
other time to intelligent efforts at
regeneration.
The friction Of the palms of the
hands over these veins will relieve
the congestion, strengthen the
walls of the veins. and 1t is claim
ed that If 1t is done Systematically
every day it will eventually bring
the veins back to normal. Twenty
strokes of the hand up and down
Is advised as beginning, increas-
ing to 100 as the skin becomes ac-
customed to the friction. 1t is
claimed, on good authority, that
this practised faithfully every day
will cure any ordinary case of
varicose veins.
Jane.-You can massage the
muscles of the legs vigorously each
night, which will reduce them.
e. F. J.-Your weight Is cor
rect for your age and height.
Anxious.--Be guided by the adj
vice Of your dentist.
Interested.--In massaging the
lines around the mouth, start at
the chin on either side of the
mouth and work upward and OUT
ward, toward the tops Of the ears.
For the small lines thatappear on
the upper lip, clasp the lip be-
tween the first finger and the
thumb and begin at the corners
of the mouth, draw the lip into a
cupid bow at the center. Massage
from corners to center, with thumb
and finger, until the muscles glow
from the exercise. This will keep
the upper lip from growing thin,
which often happens when people
are aging.
Lanky.-Deep breathing will
certainly develop your chest, but
lyou seem to need more than that,
so full course in development
should be taken at some gymna-
SUM. Never try to force yourself
| to eat pork to take on weight. The
Y. M. C. A. offers excellent courses
| in physical training.
Ouida.-Hot crude oil massaged
into the scalp the night before
shampooing the head will be more
effestive, than the powdered sui
phur and castor oil you suggest.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

THE PARK AVE. NEWS.
Weather. Fearse.
Exter! MYSTERIOUS Black Hand
Note! Exter! A MYSTERIOUS letter
signed with black hand was
stuck UNI Loretter Miners frunt
door last Wensday threatening to
kidnapp her If she don't stop TAX
ing singing lessins with the parler
windows open.
Business and Financial. Leroy
Shooster lost a cent last Satidday
and vile he was hunting for it he
found a dime. He says he Is think
ing of losing another cent and try
ing 1t agen for a investment.
Sisaity. Mr.. Benny Potts
squerted his back yard with a
hose last Satiday aftirnoon. Amung
those present who took off all
their possible clothes to get squert-
ed on was Mr.. Artie Alexander. Mr..
Sid Hunt, Mr., Charles (Puds)
Simpkins, Mr.. Ed Wernick and Mr..
Lew Davis.
Pome by Skinny Martin.
ADDING INSULT TO INJURY.
o its. fearse to be sick in winter
And Its fearse to be sick in the fall
But If had to be sick in vacation
Id drather not get sick at all.
Spoarts. The Invisibles played
the Park Wonders last Thersday
the score being 80 to 80 favor. mo-
body wen the game was called on
account of Skinny Martin seeking
the ball SO hard 1t split in half in
II directions.
Bewtifill lamp shades made OF
potato baskits and red paper. 15
cents apeece II you supply the ma
Pterials, otherwise rs cents. CAV
lvertisement.)
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
A sTAY-AT-HoME VACATION.

OF course 1t is ideal for every
housekeeper to have vacation trip
the summer time-two weeks, at
least, away from the home-but
many women cannot manage this,
and for such l make the following
suggestions:
1t Is possible to have delightful
stay-athome vacation II the home
woman will Cd change the ap-
pearance Of her home interior as
much as possible; ca use all the
housekeeping shortcuts she can;
and (3) read fiction with foreign
setting, published lectures on
travel. travel magazines. and any
other literature which will trans
port her to far-off places and form
contrast to her everyday exist
ence.
BY changing the home interior"
mean, first of all. covering the liv-
ing room furniture with slip
covers. There is nothing that will
give one such a cool, refreshed feel
ing as this. 1t makes one feel that
one Is In an entirely new room. l
suggest that pale green calico be
used as the material for these slip
covers, perhaps with a small white
figure in 1t and possibly a nste of
black. The ordinary window hang
ings should come down and calico
ones go up, to match the slip
covers. There need be no rugs on
the floor, just cool, delightful
baroness. Cushions on couch or
window seat may be covered In
plain green.
window boxes containing green
cry or flowers will also add much
to ones stay-at-home vacation. II
you have an out-of-doors garden
interest yourself in a flower bed
divided into the colors of yellow.
blue and red; there is nothing
more delightful to the eye than a
riot of color In a garden bed. Mari
colds, coreopsos. yellow dahlias and
cannas will supply the yellow note;
larkspur. iris, forget-me-nots, bach
elor's buttons and asters, the blue;
and peoples, red dahlias. zinnias
and peonies the red.
Then, don't be afraid to be lit
tie slack in your housework. as
we'll as to use all the shortcuts you
can. have a friend who last
summer took stay-at-home vaca-
ton of this kind. She bought some
extra china so that she would have
enough to enable her to stack"
the dishes in her sink all day; she
washed them in the cool Of the
evening, and says that this prac-
tise made 1t possible for her to do
a great deal of reading during the
day and save her strength during
the hottest hours. She Is a good
housekeeper and at first this meth
cd was very painful to her--but
she forced herself to get used to II
and consequently looked ten years
younger at the end OF the summer
Do things the easiest way durinf
your stay-at-home vacation! b
good to yourself We should al
consciously pamper ourselves
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

the world stand still, than any other one thing.
The books taught that the world was flat. The
books were authority on the subject Blind accept
ance of authority led all men to believe for CEN
turtles that the world flat
All progress has come through challenging the
pretense of authority and compelling 1t to prove
itself. Very often it fails in the testing
To except things as true because some says
they are true; to fail to use our judgment and
our sense to learn the truth for ourselves. is to
stamp us as mediocre
Law and authority are not one and the same.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
RIPPING RHYMES
By WALT MASON.

grief in my direction swings.
once possessed a ball1y steed, and
when 1t baked twas vain to
plead, or weep or let hot lang
uage roll, or soak 1t with a cedar
pole. When on a journey l would
start, / took some volumes in the
cart; when balkiness obsessed the
steed, I'd open some good book
and read, and spend an hour in
comfort there, instead of paving
of the air. And when the horse
desired to go. I'd speak a loud
commanding "Whoa!" And so he
quit the baking game and as a
trotter earned much fame, be-
came the best of bald-faced roans,
and brought me in two hundred
bones. l always make the best
of things and am as happy as
nine kings.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
MRS. STOWELL FINDS NAN
WEEPING.
Chapter "a

chapter "a
! could not forget what Dick
had said about Nick Crawford and
his wife-that under the same
provocation he would do the same
1t made me nervous, and gave me
cold chill every time / thought
of it. But it made me 40 more
careful about running bills; 1t only
made me more careful to keep the
knowledge of them from Dick.
Until this happened--my drst I'M
Outstanding that men ever did
such thing-there had been
times when l had almost con-
fessed the truth to Dick; been al
most ready to show him the bills
l had tucked away, aud promise
that ] never would run any more
If he would pay them.
/ had problem on my hands.
1t was beginning to worry me.
Sometimes l thought 1t would take
skilled accountant to tell me
where / stood with the little bills
all over the neighborhood. the
charges on Clara's accounts, eject
era. 1 realized how insignificant
my troubles must seem to people
with money, but to me they were
appalling-when / allowed myself
to think of them.
Dick was so kind, so fond OF
me, l really should have had no
fear of him, no hesitation to con-
fess l had been foolish. But after
our talk about Nick Crawford and
his wife, nothing would have made
me tell Dick about the bills l had
been running.
He had spoken lightly, but ]
had sensed a vein of seriousness
under his carelessness. Then there
was, had found out, a certain
vein of hardness in Dick at times
/ had seen 1t when he talked OF
people in the office, etcetera.
wonder If any woman would have
confessed her faults under the cir
cumstances? l surely was not
brave enough.
determined to save wherever
/ could-without denying myself
certain things. / only had Mrs.
Dooly when Dick and l wanted to
go out together, or / to shop with
Clara. did all the cleaning and
washing myself, until one day Dick
came home early and caught me
at it.
What are you doing this for
Nan?" he asked. Then, 'I have
been anxious about you lately. You
don't look well, and l have hur-
ried home today to ask you to &c
TO the doctors. The walk down
there will do you good"
II don't need any doctor, silly
And you stop fretting about me-"
was terribly tired, and discour-
aged. What little l saved by do.
ing the heavy work was but a
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
AN AFFLICTIoN ClE AGE.

Varicose veins are not always
present in old age, but when they
do exist they are a 81 On that the
body Is aging or, at leslst, breaking
from normal health. The condi-
ton usually exists earliest among
people who stand a great deal, a
position that causes stagnation of
the blood, hence press lure on the
walls of the veins un iii the vein
becomes distended, lSnotted and
painful.
That Is a simple, untechnical
explanation of varicose, veins. AS
the first cause of tho, trouble is
stagnation of the blood. the logi-
cal first method of curing this
would be to stimulate the circula-
ton and relieve the congestion.
An excellent way of doing this is
by friction with the palm Of the
hand.
A man who has tri ed this and
claims to have cured h irnself, says
that the most convene mt time and
place to take this as well as other
exercise Is early In the morning
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
TEARS, IDLE TEARS.


It doesn't help, when troubles
here, to shed the brackish, briny
tear. we'll recall the fateful
day when my old hen refused to
lay; l needed eggs to poach and
boil, and brace me up for honest
toll; but when 1 sought the
biddy's coop, she'd laid no eggs
and cared no whoop. And l had
fed her costly hay and kindred
grub, that she might lay. 1
might have wept and torn my
hair and rent my beard in my
despair; instead of that I seized
the fowl, beheaded her, despite
her howl, and had her for my
evening meal, and then remarked,
How good feel!" And so l
make the best Of things when
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
Efficient HOUSEKEEPING
BY LAURA A. KIRKMAN.

sometimes, for the tendency is to
be mercilessly strict with ourselves
Instead of spending $40 for train
fare on vacation, buy yourself an
electric fan. Remember. you are
saving a good deal of money by
staying home, so you should spend
a little money on Injuries which
will make this inexpensive home
vacation a pleasure. Now is the
time to buy yourself that piece OF
music you planned to have some
day; now is the time to get your
self that lavendar parasol you
never quite dared afford!
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
POEMS YOU SHOULD KNOW
MONOTONE.

The monotone of the rain is beautiful
And the sudden rise and slow relapse
OF the long multitudinous rain.
The sun on the hills is beautiful,
Or a captured sunset, sea-flung,
Bannered with fire and gold.
A face I know Is beautiful
With fire and gold of sky and sea,
And the peace of long warm rain.
Carl Sandburg.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
First Methodist Episcopal Church

First Methodist Episcopal Church.
Corner Third and Lead avenue
Geo. e. Kitchen, pastor. d. A..
Porterfield, Sunday School Supt.
Miss Edith Gorby, deaconess. Miss
Bessie Way, deaconess.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Morning service at II a. m.
Epworth League at D. m.
Evening services at o'clock.
Patriotic services will be held
Sunday with sermon by the pas
tor at IL a. m. Subject, Some of
the Duties and Privileges Of an
American Citizen" Subject for
the evening address, 1.-THE Metho.
dist Episcopal Church in Action in
Christian Education" In the eve
ming the pastor will discuss the
broad educational program of the
church including its Americaniza-
ton program.
Morning music: Anthem, Lord
God, We Worship, Thee" Pierce.
Offertory Solo, THE Publican"
Van De Water, Mrs. Ralph Smith.
Evening music: Male Quartet.
Jesus, Lover of My SOUL" Parke.
Offertory. Ladies' Trio. mot
Ashamed" Hipsher.
Sunday Night Special: go to
College" at League tonight. Be
sure and hear the COED chorus.
All the young people of the church
and congregation are most cordial
ly invited to a poppy meeting.
Something different.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

Trotzky is predicting that Great Britain and the
United States will be at in 1924. Fortunately
Trotzky has failed to qualify anything but q
very inexpert seer.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
First Baptist Church.

First Baptist Church.
Broadway and Lead avenue.
Thomas r. Harvey, pastor. Phone
191S-M. Residence, 1920 East
Gold avenue.
Bible school at 9:45 a. m. Mems
classes meet In Public library.
Public worship, II a. m.-S p. m.
Morning theme, Elements Of
Success in Soul Winning"
Evening theme, Baptism in the
f ly Ghost" Special music.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
North Fourth Street GoypeI Hali

North Fourth Street Gospel Han.
1900 North Fourth street.
Sunday school and Bible class at
9:45 a. m.
II a. m.-Breaking of bread.
7;45 p. m.-Preaching service
by Carl Amending. Subject, Can
a Sheep Of Christ Ever Perish 2"
What is meant by falling from
grace? Does Heb. Sc refer to n
backslider? What saith the Scrip
ture?
All welcome.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
Nazarene Church.

NaZarene Churcn.
Forester and Slate avenue. L
L. Gaines, pastor.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Preaching IL a. m. and 8 p. m.
Y. p. s. at p. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday at
7:45 D. m.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

st. Johns Cathedral (EpiscopaI)
Silver avenue and Fourth street
Phone 1272-W.
Holy communion at q. m.
Sunday school at GAS a. m.
Holy communion at II o'clock.
Bishop Howden will conduct the
and IL o'clock services.
George Geake, choir director
Miss Lorna Lester, violinist: Mrs.
F. W. Harden, organist.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

w. Pine, r. A. Talley, elders
The Church of Christ meets each
Lords day In Odd Fellows hall.
Song service at 10 a. m.
Bible study from 1920 to II am
Preaching and communion ii to
IL, noon.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

Emmanuel Evan. Lutheran church.
Gold avenue and Arno street.
Carl Schmid, pastor. Residence,
200 South Arno street.
Beginning Monday at $3.50 a, m,
instruction for children in Chris
tian doctrines.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Services in German and Lords
Supper, 9:45 a m.
Services in English at II O'Clock.
Sermon subject; THE UNEQUAL
Sons: On Which One Am l Be-
trayed?"
The quarterly meeting Of the
voting members Of the congreRa.
ton will be held at 1850 p. m.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
Broadway Christian Church.

Broadway Christian Church.
Broadway and Gold avenue.
Willard A. Guy, minister. Resi-
dence, lis South Walter street
Phone 1649-W.
9:45 a. m.-Worship.
10:15-Bible study period.
10:45-Expressional period.
11:15-Lord's Supper.
11:30-Special music and SER
mon. Topic, what Is Patriotism?
p. m.-Meetings of Endeavor
societies.
s p. m.-Evening worship and
sermon. Topic, "Christ's First
Miracle"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
immaculate Conception Church.
(Jesuit Fathers.)

Sodality mass, 7 o. m.
Children's mass. $3.50 a. m.
Late mass, 10 a. m.
Evening service at 1880 O'Clock
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

bIUW SIUUCItSs
The I. B. S. A. will meet at
Moose hall as follows:
Wednesday night at 7:45 o'clock,
Friday night at 7:45 o'clock.
Sunday afternoon at o'clock.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

Christian Science Society,
Woman's Club building, SIS
West Gold avenue.
Sunday services ut ii a, m,
Wednesday testimonial meeting,
p. m.
Sunday school for all up to 20
Years, 9:45 a. m.
The reading room In Room Q
Melini building, 412h West Contra
avenue, Is open daily except Sun.
days from 2:S0 to $3.50 p. m.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
mi. 10. Church fSpanishl .

West Central avenue, opposite
court house. T. Ogilvie, pastor.
Parsonage, 30 South sixth street.
Phone 257-J.
10 a. m.-Sunday school. J. W.
Santistevan, supt.
II a. m.-Preaching by pastor,
subject, 1.-THE Major Prophet. Jere-
miah."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
First Congregationa / Church,

Coal avenue and StSuth Broad
way. Harold s. DAVIDSON. minister
Residence, 626 South Walter street.
Sunday school at .s:45 a. m.
J. D. Jones, superinte mdent.
Morning worship at IL o'clock.
The pastor win give tlae second OF
three brief summer sermons. Ser
mon topic: 1.-THE Lure of the Hills
1880 p. m.-Service conducted
by the G. E. ocietw. Subject:
"Thy Will Be Done With My
Strength" The pastor will speak.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

Bible Spiritists.
During the summer the Bible
Spiritists will hold services only in
the evenings on Sundays and Tues
days at p. m.
The subject Sunday evening will
be: Burglar Proof Religion"
Tuesday evening: "Ghost Stories"
All services in the free reading
room, room IL, over Penney's store.
Open to the public from / to
daily; books loaned. Phone 1727-W.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
Presbyterian Church.
Centra, Avenue Mlethodist.

Central avenue and Arno street
Rev. w. 8. Vanderpool, pastor.
Sunday school. 9:45 a. m.
Morning services at IL o'clock
Sermon by J. B. Cocl tran, presid-
ing elder of the Albu auerque dis
trict.
Evening services OIL; 8 o'clock
League meetings at z p. m.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
Church of Christ.

Church OF Christ.
ZIG North Arno street.
Church of Christ meets every
Lords day at 10 a. m.
Song service 10 to 1920 a. m.
Bible study 1920 to IL a. m.
Communion II to 1880 a. m.
Evangelist J. 7. Whit of San
Saba, Tex, will preach.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

Sixth street and Silver avenue.
Arthur M. Knudsen. pastor.
9:45 a. m.--Morning worship.
Pastor will give the third OF a
series Of sermons on 1.-THE Silence
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03
Sunday Church Services

lchurch announcements must be
in the Journal office by p. m.
Friday.)
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-07-03

Of Cod" Some prayers don't de-
serve answers, What kind?
Choir anthem, "Jesus, Ny
Strength and Hope"
Z p. m. - Christian Endeavor
meeting. Topic, "Thy Will Be
Done, With My Strength" Leader
A. L. Shaver.
s p. m.-Sermon. Subject:
Christ as a Citizen" Anthem by
choir, Lead On, o King Eternal
(Thomas.)
Monday--Church and Sunday
School picnic at Corr allies grove.
Transportation will be provided,
cars leaving church at Z. 8 and 8
o'clock.
Wednesday. 8 p. m.-Praye,
meeting.
Thursday. 2:30 p. m.-Ladies
Aid meeting at church.
Presbyterian Church.
Fifth street and Silver avenue
H. A. Cooper and C. r. Mexican
pastors.
9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
IL a. m. - Morning worship
= p. m.--Christian Endeavor
5 p. m. -- Evening worship
Daily vacation Bible. school be.
gins Monday.
Barelas M. e. Church, (Spanish)
Barelas road, near bridge. I
Ogilvie, pastor.
10 a. m.--Sunday school, fol
lowed by a brief SERMON.
IL a. m.--Pfeaching. by pastor
p. m.-Open-air meeting In
front of the church.
1880 p. m.--Nangel fstic service
All preaching in Spa nish.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1921-10-04
"AMERILANS SHOULDBE
PROUD Of WORK BY
near EAST RELIEF"
Says American High Commits.
sioner. Congress Is Told of
Great Accomplishment

Washington.-The annual report
of the activities of the Near East Re-
lief organization, filed with Congress
by Charles V. Vickrey, General Sec
rotary, constitutes the modest history
of one of the greatest pieces Of phil
anthropic work ever undertaken and
carried through by American men
and women, according to we'll in
formed persons in the capital. Ad-
Watauga Democrat. [volume] (Boone, Watauga County, N.C.) 1888-current, 1921-06-09
SMALL CAPITALISTS
RAPIDLY INCREASING
GROWING NUMBER OF MODEST
INVESTORS CONSIDERED SIGN
Of NATIONAL PROS
PERITY

One OF the most hopeful signs for
the future of this nation is the evsr.
increasing list of small investors. This
movement, which gained Sucl great
stimulus through the issue OF Liberty
Bonds, is now continuing with added
momentum. Having once tested the
joys of coupon clipping, having learned
the rewards Of economy and thrift, the
man of small means has become an
inveterate investor
Never before has the absolute safety
of investment in government 90" tics
been so coupled with opportunity for
sure profit as at the present time. L.1-
erty Bonds, Treasury Savings CcvtA.
Gates and Savings Stamps offe. tue
chance for every man. woman Nnd
child to join the ranks OF the capitalists
and TO do so without inconvenience or
danger Of loss.
Equally important is the effect on
the habits Of the people. The
movement strikes directly at the IA.
tional vice Of extrvag"nce. Ali eaiy
it has done much to change the Unit
ed States from nation Of spenders to
a nation Of savers and the end is not
yet.