The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-11-29
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The Country Gentleman

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He stopped, coming out of the
Elks club, and paused to flick bit
of dust from his coat lapel with a
languid finger. :,
i, With half-hid. smile he watched
a local millionaire's son pass through
the portals Of the club. 1t amused
him to witness the uncertainty with
which this new member of the club
looked about him. His father, for
more years than he could remember,
had frequented the club, and he babe
fair to follow in his fathers foot
steps! ..%
He stood hesitating; should he go
to the Coffee Shop or to the Mark
ham first? Suddenly he remembered.
He had to go to the Coffee Shop; he
didn't have enough milk in his wagon
for the Markham. W..
Can You Beat IT,
Too Loud
ooh, my" said the fapper at the
soda fountain as the straw in her
soda became bent, "nly suckers
broke" -. IA
"Hushv' whispered her escort.
"You needn't tell everybody about
it. even if am
Can You Beat IT,
Pays to Advertise .... j.
A wiseacre tells us that the wicked
part of the movies, depleted by the
censor, comes in handy to make up
the poster illustrations for the adj
vertising on the billboards.
Now You Know
Beauty Not Skin Deep
When you see the pictures Of some
of those. big city" beauties in the
Sunday feature sections, aren't you
glad they publish the pictures of the
beauties only? ,,s.,.. -. .s~,.
The old saying that beauty is only
skin deep should be revised at once.
A lot of it is on the surface only.
But Not on the Level .
Can Garry It With You
A new clothes washing machine
just invented weighs only six pounds.
The advantage in this, of course, is
that you can carry it around the
house to wherever the dirty clothes
happen to be. And then it ought to
come in handy for the fellow who has
only one shirt.
If, He Can Find It
Save the Coupons -:
- The Pioneer is Offering a swell dic7
tionary to it's readers at the cost Of
handling and three coupons clipped
from the paper. Here's a chance for
a certain local girl to get dictionary
at a small cost. This girl recently
asked US the meaning Of "legacy."
We find that LEGACY" is that which
you inherit, and has nothing to do
with short skirts. How could you in
herit short skirts? "'
- y Yes, How Could You?-
Plain Enough ,,.. ,
Dear Twentieth Century-During
the past summer and fall I noticed
large number of scarecrows in. far
mer's fields in this community, but
never saw any dressed in women's
clothes. What is the reason for this 2.
u. Nome. l.. .3 r.
/ Well, it develops that the farmer
doesn't make scarecrows out of wom-
ems clothes for the simple reason
that he wants the crows to see them.
You Have No Chance
They Won't Let Him
=" A good merchant always stands
back Of every article he SELLS" To-
RI cal buying crank informs US. That
makes US wonder if bath tub dealers
are included. s">.5 - 3s>>
No Harm in Wondering
Old for His Age,
Dear Twentieth Century: Accord
ing to the standards of weight have
road on various public scales, i am
too short for my height. What should
| do?-Heavyweight. r. y. ~, : !
The course of remedy is something
like this: The fellow who is too short
for his weight, must wait until he's
tall for his age. After which he can
reduce to his height.
That's Simple Enough
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