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Arizona republican., 1921-08-06
LARDNER WEEKLY LETTER
 RuR
A. SCHOOL OF MATRIMoNY
finely did half to go in. it was kind of hard to pick up the language.
 CUTTING THE pUNNING
By RING w. LARDNER

finely did half to go in. it was kind of hard to pick up the language.
 CUTTING THE pUNNING
 TIME
 However, they's some men that their business is so important that they can't go toe places like up in Maine or the 1000 Floating Island on acct. of being too far from N. '. as well as other men that haven't no business in the city but are 1a witted. Well, Great Neck is the ideal spot for these kind of people as they can drive in in 45 minutes or get there on the train in 34 min utes, which they can even cut min utes off that by asking real estate man about the trains.
 You can have picnic in our front yard and a good many people does same every Sunday F. M. and seems to enjoy themselfs almost as much as though they knew whose grounds they was picnicing on. and in return I am sure l couldn't be no fonder of them if we was acquainted, so it loons like our relations may as well continue like they are, namely they haven't no idear who l am and the only clue I got in regards to them is that they are fond of water InelDHS bdl NCA AAfN~ eA*S ~-~~ - . of bread.
 As far as sports and games is conserned I have got a tennis court under constructions in the back yard which a greek god from Port Washington started building it and said he would have it finished by the 1st of June and they's lively betting around the neighborhoods as to whal VT he referred to, but any way it don't make much differents as at my age it had to be this. June or never.
 But right acrost the street is Man. hasset Bay where nimrods can en- joy themselfs shooting gulls and we have also got boat which a young man that claims to be working for 1 us bought himself to go eel fishing in it and we can use it to row acrost 1 the bay and back as soon as he fur nishs it complete with pr, of oars which he says he is waiting till he gets paid.
 However, boating, fishing, tennis and etc. is pleasures that can be en loved anywheres, but after person l has lived here a vile they can get more enjoyments out of the native gambling games amongst which is a game called Shake which you play at rhe diner table and the contest ants taxes turns picking up the salt shaker and trying their luck with 1t and whatever comes out they car have it.
 Another native sport is driyeine | over to the R. R. station in the F. M
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06

The former is the most likely one the party will adopt, as the New World Is said to hold greater appeal to them than doessthe land from whence they came.-Citizen-
 Rains Damage Roads
 TCCSON-More than 600 feet of the north branch of the Tanque Fer- de road, together with a deflection dike were practically destroyed by recent rains. according to informa- ton which reached County Engineer W. c. Lefebre Wednesday.
 A wall of water rushing down the wash known as the Agua Caliente was responsible for the damage done to the road. all of which was imme- 6iately adjoining the concrete dip >ering this depression.-Citizen.
 Says Roads Almost Impassabis
 GLOBE-O. T.. Cotev. the Iiifton contractor, accompanied by his fam fly. arrived in Globe yesterday on their way home from the northern part of the state. Speaking of their trip from St. Johns through Holbrook, winslow. Flagstaff. the Verde valley and Payson to Globe. MT. Cotey said he never encountered such bad roads as those in the northern counties, which for long stretches had been softened by N ent rains and were almost impassaole-
 Loan Many Books
 PRESCOTT - More books were loaned by the Prescott city library during the month of July than in any previous month during the life Of the library. Loans amounted to 2,0o1 volumes. according to the monthly report of Miss Cora E. Phillips. H. brarian. approved by the city courcil Monday and made public yesterday Journal Miner.
 War Hero Comes Home
 YUMA-The body of Joaquin Do- minguez, who gave his life for his country on the battle fields of France will arrive in Yuma today on the noor train The body was shipped iron Hoboken, \. J.. on July 3o. and yes terday information was received 1T Yuma that the remains would arrive l4ere today at noon.-Sun.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06
About The State
To Post Reads

roSt hcaQS
 MIAMI-All maAn line roads in Gila- county are soon to be uniformly signed. County Engineer Julius Mill ton was given authority yesterday to enter into negotiations with the auto mobile Club of, California to do this work. The club is making a speciality of uniform signing of the roads over the southwest and is endeavoring to have all counties in southern Califor- mia, Arizona and New Mexico equipped with road signs. The signs are metal. coated with white baked enamel with blue letters. The club offers to sign the roads of the county with all the necessary signs for SIPS per mile. The cost for Gila county is expected to be within s250.-Silver Belt.
 Deport Seven Syrians
 TUCSON-Under the watchful eyes ot the immigration service a party of seven Syrians left Tucson late Tuesday afternoon for q short jour ney oyer American highways to No- gales. from where the req of their journey will be forced over the traf- fife veins Of Mexico. Plans for the departing Europeans were not di- vulged. but they have only two alter natives-either settle down in Mex
 ico or return to their native Ian
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06

To the editor:
 Along this time of VT. most people Is either back from their vacation c1 just going on 1t and either way they are talking about it and thinking what good time they are going to have or trying to pretend like they had one, and more than one of my friends has asked me where am going on my vacation and tell them I ant going nowheres and then they say, "Oh that's right, you have one all the VT. around which is sup puse to be a humorous remark so we all enjoy a good laugh which is a whole lot easier than explaining every time that the reasons I ain't t going nowheres is in number, one of which is that I haven't got no charge acct. with the R. R. com panys and the other reason is that whan a man lives in place like I live in he don't half to go nowheres because he can indulge in all the comforts of a summer resort right here at home That is. except mos quitos. which I take my oath that since I been liveing in Great Neck only seen of them and they both had New Jersey license.
 But if a summer resort can be a summer IeSOTI WltHOut InOSqQitos. then swa certainly have got one and as a matter of fact I don't hardly miss the mosquitoes at all on acct. of the flys which isn't nothing like the flys we use to have out west as these boys don't just tease but they are in earnest and take right hold. dust ask some of the guests who we have entertained by leaving them set out on the porch, which a man told us last spring. probably in a jokeing way, that he would screen it for s25000. and they will tell you that they had just as much fun slap ing their ankles and squawking as though the Mosquitoe had a Local here and as for results why spend a couple days amist Longs Islands flys and all your friends will remark how hobby you look.
 A man like myself naturally don'i like to. brag about their home. but here is a spot that has got all the advantages of country life and the seashores and yet only 15 miles from the metropolis so as you car have dinner at home and then TUT in to N. Y. to a musical comedy and leave N. Y. again at 9.22 and bs in bed a little after 10 o'clock with out missing none of the show a: they generally spring the joke in ths 1St act.
 Personly I kept away from tha big town last summer from Aug 2t till the l of Oct and both of Ill stood it pretty good though when
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06

"spend a couple of days with Lono's lsland's flies and all your friends will remark how hobby you lock-"
 to watch the Great Neck actor colony say good-by to their wifes and vice versa and wonder what do they say to each other, and still an- other is a guessing game which is blows in the neighboring towns and everybody tries to guess whose house has just burned down.
 HEALTHFUL AIR
 People that likes the gay social cess pool can get plenty of it but per- sonly we don't have much Go. our selfs as the house is generally al- ways full of regular customers, but once in a vile we entertain the overflow from the house next dooF where they have big partys every week end but the host is a mute and sometimes the silence begins to paul on his young visitors and they drop in at our joint for a few minutes gayty.
 These is just a few of the pleas ures which I can enjoy without go- ing on no expensive vacation. and as for the climate they's hardly a night all summer when you can sleep without your night gown and in the day time the sun comes out along about noon sometimes and it gets kind of hot, but most of the day people has to wear their collars. and all and all the air seems healthy and in fact is was in this atmosphere that Geo. Carpenter got in such good shape for the big fight and a good many people thinks he would of stayed in the same shape if he had stuck to Longs Island but it was going to New Jersey that day that upset him.
 RING w LARDNER.
 Great Neck. Aug. 5.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06

He plays the game and plays to win With all of his ability; He takes his chance and plunges in With vigor and agility; Of knocks and bumps he takes his
 share,
 He plays to win-lbut on the square. Courageously and cheerfully! And if he wins he won't grow vain And tell the world how good he is; And if he fails. he won't complain
 How much misunderstood he Is;
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06
Questions And AnstUers

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Arizona republican., 1921-08-06
A governl

A government decree forbidding the of foreign money connecting medium in Mexico with the single exception of American gold, is now being strictly enforced by the Mexican government Americans carrying American gold into Mexico must spend exchange it there for Mexican money, all gold sought to exported from the country will confiscated
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06

Fires in the bitumnous coal fields of the Hook ing valley in Ohio have been burning steadily for thirty-seven years, rendering almost useless the entire coal deposit, covering approximately seventeen square miles territory The coal is of excellent grade it is predicted that it will burn for nearly a century come. it is impossible to extinguish it.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06

An oil well shooter and his wife were killed and four persons were injured when their autono- bile carrying of dynamite and quantity nitroglycerin coided with another motor The deaths resulted the explosives. but from the crash The explosives scattered along the highway. but failed explode.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06

But with an<undiminished verve And with h.s heart af1ame again, Hen summon all his grit and nerve And plunge back in the game
 again,
 The sport He faces fate with pluck And cool and calm tenacity; He will not blame Old Lady Luck For his own incapacity. The great wide world about him
 huns
 He tries to fit the liant of it: He takes life largely as ii comes And makes the best he can of IL!
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06

The Philippine railroads to be electrified with power developed from the Ango River, in Central Luzon. This believed to possess potential capacity fourteen thousand horse power.
Arizona republican., 1921-08-06

A greater variety of birds is to be found in South than in any other part of the world due to the fact Andean mountains offer such climate that all kinds of bird life thrive.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21
VYROCNI
SCEiU-ZE

Patronatu Ceske
Narodni Sine ma
Broadway kona ce-
lorocni schdzi pristi
nedsli, q. ledna, We
4 hod. odpoledne. Je
velrni nutne, ably vsi-
chni zastupci, jak
start tax now Sc do
!eto schilze dostavili.
Predseda.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21

4 ~ ! =
mel tolik zavazktr, svolila ke
sprosteni jeho re zavazkG
pfevzatych. General Pelle
vzpomina srdecnych sympatii,
jimiz jej zahrnovalo obyvatel-
stvo prazske "a DOLBY jeho
dvouleteho pobytu " Praze a
vzpomina touto cestou vsech,
kdoz mu tax pratelsky zde Wy
chazeli vstfic, dekuje "a
vsecky projeyy d1very a SYM
patti, pfipominaje v iste SVEN,
ze opousti Prahu s umyslem,
aby Sc k nam op6tne vratil. Sta
rosta DIR. X. Baxa vyslovil ge-
neralu Pelle-ovi blahoprani
m6sta Prahy k novemu vyso-
kemu uradu diplomatickemu.
We ctvrtek, 80. prosince Sc
rozloueila Ceskoslovenska O.
bee Sokolska sv telocvicne
Prazskeho Sokola slavnostnim
vecirkem, poradanym ma po-
cest odchazejiciho francouz-
skeho generala Pelle-a.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21
GENERAL PELLE A JEHO
ROZLOUcENf S PRAHOU.
VlastnoruGni List presidenta
Masaryka.

Praha, %. pros. post. zp.)
President republiky DIR. Masa-
ryk Zaslal generalu Pelle-ovi
ma rozloucenou tento vlastno-
rucni list:
Pane generate! Kdyz mne
umysl VAST vlady. prelozit Vas
do Carihradu, byl sdelen, pred
lozil jsem do Pafize ihned dn-
vody, ktere sc sluSne dali uvest
pro Vase ponechani v Praze.
Phi tom jsem 81 byl v6dom, ze
Vase vlada vas vyznamenava
Zpdsobem q stupnem, jakych
Sc Vam u mas dostati nemuze.
Pc vym6n6 nazorI a vsestran-
nem projednani uZnal jsem
vhodnost Vaseho odchodu do
Carihradu a louGlm Sc tudiz S
Vami. D6kuji YAM a Francii
We jmenu armady a statu "a to,
ze Jste silly v4acne schopno-
sti nam venoval., Jsem jist, ze
poslouzite V novem postaveni
Francii a protol Sc utesujeme,
re propoustejice Vas, trebaze
neradi. pfinaSime tn obet' Va
81 vlasti. Pfesvedcil jste Sc, pa
ne generate, ze nam prospech
Francie lezi ma srdci, pfesved-
Gil iste Sc. iak isme Vas NELL
radi a iak jsme sc VAST pra-
ce pro naSi armadu tesili. Me
osobni city X Vam. pane gene
rale. znate; to pfatelstvi, sesi.
lene spoleGnou praci. nepfe-
stane Vast zmenou mista. Ma.
opak chovam nad9ii. ze nase
shoda v nazorech a Zasadach
v budoucnosti Sc osvedGi. Pre-
ii Vam cd srdce vsechno do.
bre. #. G.. Masaryk."
Nacelnik gener2lniho stabu
ceskoslovenskeho voiska, ge-
neral Pelle. roaloueil Sc dopi.
sem sc starostou prazskym 2
m9stskou radou; v dopise sde-
luie, ze francouzska vlada sve
fila mu misto diplomaticke
re ylada Geskoslovensk3, X nf5
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21
RADOSTNE UDALOSTI MA
PARNfKU ROTTERDAM.

Znamy ptak, jehoz 16elem
Jest rozmnozovati rodiny, at
jiz Sc jmenuje cap nebo vr;lna,
vykazal So svoji cinnosti mad
obyCej piln6 mezi cestujlcimi
ma lodi Americko-h holandske IL
ME Rotterdamu, prav6 upro-
sired cesty ma Siren moTi. Par
nix stal Sc rodiStGm novych
peti svetoobcanu. 4 N6mecka
k sVym pfibuZnym do Cleve-
landu cestuiici teprve 18-leta
vdova LIMA Fiessova dala III
vot osmi pGl libernimu no.
Sikovi, iemuz bylo dano jme-
no ida. Pri pfipluti do New
Yorku So vsak jeji clevelandsti
pratele dosud 0 nj nehlasili.
Maly Uda nebyl vSak, iak u
vedeno sam, ma ctyri palubni
sourodaky a sourodacku, neb
skorem soucasne MIN vyvoli-
Ii lod' jako svoje rodne misto
Jakub Fisher, Viktor Kusnir,
Jenol Friedman, a pi. josef
ma Pyranova obdafena devGat-
KEN.
Jak tomu obytejn6 byva,
povazovany byly tyto radostne
udalosti cd vSech spolucestujl-
cich "a dobrou predzvest' a
novorozenci hoine byli obda-
rovani.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21
''svET''
X ZRANENf pi. JULIE
MARESOVE.

Zfidka jsme videli pacienta
postizeneho t6zkym zranenim
aby osud svuj nesl S dobrou
mysli, ba humorem, jako pi.
Julie Maresova, jez jak Una
mo, pond6li vecer utrpela
phi nahodilem padu Sc schodou
zlomeni nohy. yysetfenim po-
moci Roentgenoyych y paprskd
ZJlsteno, re kost holenni zlo-
mena jest dvema smery, coz by
vi vzdy povazovano "a crane
nj velice povazIive. Navstivi-
Ii jsme il jejim pokojiku V
Alexis nemocnici a vyslechli
cele nestesti, ktere nam vypra
vovala veselosti il vlastni.
Nejvice il trapf, re jest odlou-
tena Cd svych dvou malych
hochu, kteri matinku svoji
zbozhuji. Zda jest stare ceske
porekadlo, veselost pdl zdravi,
pravdive, pax mdzeme pani
Maresove prorokovati brzkeho
uZdraveni' ktereho il my kaz
dy kdo il zna cd srdce pfeje.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21
KANDlDATI MAYORSTVl
MESTA CLEVELANDU.

AC do volby move hlavy ma
5eho mesta zbyva do tri Gtvrtl
roku, oznamil jiz vcera okresnl
klerk Edmund B. Haserodt
sVoii kandidaturu ma mayor
stvl .iako neodvisly demokrat.
Ma republikanskem listku ho-
dla kandidovati o<resni komi-
sar Fred Kohler, iehoz nomi-
naGni petice byla dana vtera
do ob6hu. Haserodt prohlasil
svui umysl ma schulz V East
Glenville methodistickem ko-
stele ma st. Clair Ave. a. Lam
celot ulici, kde soucasne wy
sy6tloval svaj politicky pro-
gram, "a jakeho by osud nase-
no m9sta V padu Zvplenl fidil.
Petice druheho kandidata
podrobena byla revisi pfeda-
XII republikansk6 strany a
jedna Sc o tom, zdali Sc mu
ma dostati podpory stranv
Kohler sam vsqk dosud svGi
1mysl form maln6 neprohlasil
die vlastniho ornament ucin'
tax teprve. bude-li toho "vefej-
na potreba vyzadovati."
Demokraticka strana neho
dla vSak schvaliti sveho kan
didata pred pfichodem sekre
tare valkv Newtona d. Bakera
coz 90 ma stati po A. bfeznu
Jest dosti pochybno. ze bv stra
ma pfijala Ha aserodta iako ce
kance sveho, ielikoz imenova
ny kandidoval nekolikrate be.
iednomvslneho schvaleni. Re
publikani pax isou taktea Zdr
zenlivi V zasadnim prohlaseni
aspo1 do dolby. dokud nvneis
mayor FITZGERALD neprohlasi
ze sc nehodla uchazeti v listo
padu o zvoleni. Nebude-l
mavor kandidovati sam, pal
arci Jest Kohlerovi podpora ce
le strany zarueena.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21
VYHAZOV We VELkEM.
Novy inspektcr mad olejem
propustil ma je inou 43 svych
podfizenych, vesmes
demokratH.

Columbus, 20. ledna. Dnes
nastoupil svIj drad novy vrch-
nj statni Inspector mad olejem,
William H. Walker 2 HILLSIDE
ro, ustanoveny guvernerem v
1tery a prvnim jeho cinem by
10 propust6ni vSech jeho pod
fiZenych, vesmes demokratu.
Senat potvrdil vcera ustano-
veni Walkerovo, tyz radil Sc s
guvernerem Davisem dnes od-
poledne a po navratu do sve
kancelare vecer postal te-
legramy jednomu kazdemu ze
svych 43 inspektorh, obsahuji-
ci zadosti o resignace a zasla-
nj zaverecnych Zprav. Tito in
spektori nejsou chraneni "a
konem 0 obcanske sluzbe a tu-
diz Jim nezbyva mic jineho,
nez vyhoveti zadosti a odeilti
bez protestu politickeho Ii
vota.
Walker, ,ohlasil dnes veeer,
ze ustanovi til priruci, kteri
vykonavati budou povinnosti
on6ch ctyficeti til, jichz spoje-
nj Sc statni vyplatni listinou
tax nahle prestalo.
"Hodlam zreorganisovati
sv1i odbor die prani guverne-
ra Davise," bylo prohlaseni
Walkerovo po nastoupeni Iia-
du. Jest to pfesvedcenim gu
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21

vernerovym, re til inspektoi1
mohou vykonavati vsechny po-
vinnosti, vyzadovany zakonem.
Umyslem guv. Davise Jest
zreorganisovati celou statni
sprawl, nejenom jeden jeji od-
Dor. K tomu cili povolal 81
George E. Frazera z Chicago,
jenz byl mu odporucen jako
znalec illinoiskym guverne-
rem Smallem, ably mu vysvet-
Ill, jakym zpusobem byla ere
organisovana statni sprava V
lllinoisu. Zaroven s guvern6-
rem pusobf v onom sm6ru re-
organisacni vybor ustanoveny
snemovnou poslaneckou.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21
BEDFORDSKY IUpIC ZJI.
STEM v Chicago.
Ze sesti handit1 tSsi Sc svobo.
dc jiz jen jeden.

Marion Eddie" Kelly, Una
my zlodej, iehoz odborna sla-
va jest znama po cel6m Ohiu.
byl vcera V Chicagu zjiSten ja-
ko jeden re dvou lupicd. kite
rym Sc podafilo uprchnouti
pTi Znam6m nezdaren6m pre-
padu bedfordske poboGky the
Cleveland Trust Co., ktere by
10 "podniknuto" nedavno ma
dozivotl odsouZenym Losteine-
rem V Tiinu minul6ho roku.
Poznal jej 2 cele fady pode-
2felych individui ma chicag-
sk6 hlavni policeini stanici po-
kladnik jmenovanG filially.
Po ziiSteni podniknuty byly i
hned kroky, aby Kelly byl Wy
dan clevelandskym soudIm.
Kelly draan jest iako vezeI V
iistG nemocnici, aby l6Cen byl
u poran6ni, ktere 81 utrzil pfi
reZdafen6m loupe2n6m pTepa-
deni V Indiane. Z pachate~>
hedfordskG loupeze test Sc jiz
len ieden svobode.
Reistfik hTichH polapeneho
handitV Jest velice obsahlV,
vlastni ieho jm6no ma zniti
Edward David Kelly, ale
nam Jest pod im6ny: T. II.
Carney, George Harris, George
Rooms, John Graham, John
Himson. Joseph T. Murphy.
William Simson a koneGne pod
ntizviskem "Marion Eddie.
X vvpsani cel6ho ieho zloei-
peckGho rekordu by nestaCila
ani obsahlejSi knizka. Posled-
re obvin6n byl pro loupez whi-
sky Toledu, %. bfezna 1919,
ole propulsion municipalnim
soudem pro nedostatek ddka-
Zi.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21
ri. WiLSONOVA HCSTI-
TELkOU.

Washington, 90. ledna. Man
zelky velvyslancG, vyslancd
iinych clenG diplomatickeho
sboru, byly hostmi pi. Wood
row Wilsonove dnes ma ob6de
V Bilem Dome. Bylo prostreno
pro ctyricet osob a byla to ia
neJvelkolepeisi spolecenska
funkce, konana v Bilem Dome
od onemocn6nf presidentoVa
temer pred pGl druhym rokem.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1921-01-21

PRODAJf Sc mlade roulers
kanafi po $500 kus, t6l vel
ka klec. Haste Sc V c. 4422
Pershing ave. l-21
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1921-01-06

Members Of the Grand Army OF the
Republic we're presented with two
handsome flags yesterday afternoon
by the members Of the Woman's Re
lief corps at a joint installation of the
two organizations One flag was Il
large one attached to polished stan
which can be carried in professions
and the other is large one 10 be
draped over the Caskets Of dead com,
rades The session was held in the
Odd Fellows hall and was attended
by about eighty guests. The officers
for the two organizations who were
elected at the annual meetings recent
~ took their oaths to serve daring
the coming year Mrs d. b, Snow
acted as installing officer The Off.
GERS for the w r. c. who took their
oaths yesterday follow
President-Mrs. Irene Griffith.
Senior vice president-Mrs Fannie
Pierce.
Junior vice presidont-Mrs William
Wilson.
Treasurer-Mrs Betty StonebraKer.
Secretary-Mrs. Esther Galley
Chaplain--Mrs. Lillian Chalet.