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Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1921-08-18
MRS. KIMMERLY DIES.

Mrs. Minnie Z. Kimmerly, 80, died
at $3.50 o'clock last night at her home
in Warren. Mrs. Kimmerly had been
resident of the Warren District for
six years. Death followed an illness
of about two years. Mrs. Kimmerly
is survived by her husband, j. w. Kim
merly, of Warren, and her father and
mother, living in Alvin, Tex. Funeral
services, under the direction of the
Palace Undertaking Company, will be
held at 2:30 o'clock this afternoon
from the Kimmerly home.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1921-08-18

copyrighted 1921 by n. E. Al
MARION, o., Aug. 16.-It was an
old-fashioned romance that led to the
marriage of Marions happiest couple,
DR.. and Mrs. George T. Harding:
For instance, the doctor did his
counting with horse and buggy. When
the father of the president of the
United States went calling, he
But let the bride and groom speak
for themselves.
WELL" begins the doctor, our lit
tie romance what they call it,
isn't tits probably -he result of be-
ing so long acquainted.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1921-08-18

you see,' explains his bride,
we've known each orher Tor twenty
five years.
Folks get pretty well acquainted
in that length of time" says the doc
tor
Doctors Helper
But, George" interrupts Mrs. Hard
ing, 1T only has been during the past
three years that we have been what
you might call close friends. I've
been in the doctors office for that
length OF time as sort of helper |
saw DR.. Harding every day.
Every day including Sunday" en-
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1921-08-18
Democrats Undecided

ALBUQUERQUE N. NJ, Aug. II. =
The Democratic convention TO nomi-
nate a candidate for United States
senator will convene here at o'clock
tomorrow afternoon. Party leaders
tonight, however, would not even pre-
dict who the nominee would be. While
the names of o. n. Marion and R. E.
Putney of albuquerque, r. L. Young
OF Las Cruces, and Arthur Seligman
OF Santa Fe, have been mentioned as
possibilities, sentiment does not seem
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1921-08-18

to have crystalized on any one ma,.
The nominee of the convention Will
be voted on at special election Sen
TENDER 20. to fill the unexpired term
of Senator A. b. Fall, who resigned 10
become secretary of the interior in
President Harding's cabinet. II. O.
Bunsum is now holding the seat by ap-
poiIitment.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1921-08-18
THOUSANDS OF ACRES OF HAY
WILL NOT BE CUT THIS YEAR
ACCOUNT, HIGH FREIGHT RATES

WASHINGTON, Aug. II. - Move
ment of hay from Omaha, Kansas City
and other markets has been curtailed
more than so per cent by increased
freight rates, according to dealers
who appeared today before the inter-
state commerce commission in hear
ngs on hay and grain freight rates.
Because hay Is a cheap commodity
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
44I3Oa
SCOUTS
Conducted by National Council of thu
Boy Scouts of America)
Esprit OF THE BOY SCOUT"

More and more is scouting inspiring
painters, writers and sculptors to put
into permanent form their conception
of the practical service of the boy
scouts and especially their concep-
tons of the idealism, the spirit, Of
the movement. In bronze and marble
In number of cities, boy scout
tablets and statues of various kinds
grace homes, private parks and public
places. One of the most notable
works of art of this nature is the
beautiful Roosevelt memorial boy
scout fountain erected in its grounds
at Golf, H., by the Glen View CLUB.
The latest endeavor Of this kind
is the inspiring statuette modelled by
Robert TAFT Mckenzie, famous physi-
clan and sculptor of Philadelphia,
which he has named 1.-THE Spirit of
the Boy Scout" and has dedicated
it to the Boy Scouts of America. DIR.
Mckenzie has been professor and di
rector of the department of physical
education in the University of Penn
sylvania since 1904. AS sculptor he
has exhibited at the Royal Academy
and elsewhere In Europe and is the
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
HIGHEST ORDER OF SNOBBERY
Alleged Prayer Made by English d.
vine Would Have Made Great
Hit With Thackeray.

A reporter, gathering material for
Sunday special on why Churches
Are Empty" called on Bishop Leon
ard of Cleveland.
~ don't admit that our churches are
empty" Bishop Leonard said. Ser
talnly the churches that are really
democratic, really Christian, are full.
OF course, we have few churches
that cater to the rich. In these a
certain number of vacant pews are to
be found
1.-THE kind of church l am refer
ing to abounded in England in Queen
victoria's day. There's a story about
one such church. 1t was in the do
main of a certain baronet and the
vicar used to conclude his Sunday
prayer in this wise:
"'God bless Sir Peter; God bless
also her dear ladyship; bless the ten.
der youth of the two ladies likewise
We would Furthermore unite in be-
seeching Thee, o Lord, TO have mercy
on the poor governess and all the mis-
cradle sinners of this parish. Amen >
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
NEW YORK SCOUTS CHASE DIRT.

The boy scouts of Greater New
York have undertaken one big job
making and keeping the largest city
In the world cleaner Feeling urgent
need of adding materially to its force
of 800 volunteer "block captains" the
Antt-Litter bureau of the Merchants
Association of New York recently
sought the aid of the boy scouts organ
ization as the largest single force
prepared for voluntary civic service,
and the chief scout executive gave
enthusiastic support to the plan, say
ing:
MANY propositions soliciting the coz
operation of boy scouts in seemingly
well-intentioned movements are de-
clined almost weekly for one reason or
another because they conflict with the
fundamental principles of scouting, so
1t is indeed refreshing to have your
clean-cut plan for city betterment pre-
sented to us and through US to the
more than 1900 Boy Scouts of Amer
lea in Greater New York, who are the
life blood of the local movement. as
are the $4,000 registered scouts
throughout the country the life blood
of the national organization"
The objects sought are for scouts to
do all they can to free the streets,
sidewalks, areaways and vacant lots
of unsightly litter and dangerous and
unhealthful conditions; and also to
familiarize themselves with the laws
regulating streets and to call attention
to infractions of the laws.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
BOY SCOUT NOTES.

Scout troops in all parts of the
county made house-to-house can
vases for broken toys, repaired them.
and distributed them among the poor
children of their towns.
What is claimed to be the first car
rier pigeon patrol in boy scout work
has been organized at the Anaconda
(Mont.) scout headquarters. Pigeons
will be bred and trained for carrying
messages and emergency work for
which they are fitted.
Daniel Carter Beard, national scout
commissioner, in a recent speech said :
Every great man In the history of
America has been an outdoor man,
and If the nation is to continue to
produce great men, the outdoor life
must be more and more emphasized"
All over the country boy scouts are
being encouraged to plant trees to
make up for the depletion of forests.
In most places they are specializing
in walnut tree planting, one troop In
the Pittsburgh district having planted
more than 5000, all of which are re
ported as doing well.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
T1M1HlLE
81 eds SIF ~:

The first automobile to enter the
Garden of Eden was an American
made car.
During the first six months Of 1920,
1.3O2 motorists were killed at grade
crossings in the United States.
Alabama, Arkansas, Nevada, South
Dakota and Oklahoma have one motor
vehicle for every mile of road.
The average fee collected for each
passenger or commercial vehicle in the
United States in 1919 was 1884.
-s
American-made automobiles are op-
Grated in more than 100 countries,
colonies and islands throughout the
world.
Motor license plates in Connecticut
for 1921 are larger in size than any
other state. The plates measure near
ly twenty inches in length.
Five hundred thousand freight cars
are needed each year in the United
States to carry automobiles, trucks,
and finished parts exclusive of tires
and unfinished materials.
Municipality owned motor vehicles.
including fire and police cars, and
trucks of all kinds, must be registered
in Wisconsin,, the same as privately
owned cars, and at the same rate OF
fee.
A national automible show IS
to be held in Mexico City in March,
and the committee in charge an
nounces that every automobile manu-
facturer of prominence, having dis
tributing agencies in Mexico. will De
represented.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
GARAGE FLOOR MAKES
GOOD TROUBLE GUIDE
Leaks or Stains Made Over
night Give Evidence.
Small Puddle Of Water, OIL or Grease
Would Indicate That Something
Was Wrong With Radiator
or Carburetor.

The car owner will find 1t a good
plan to watch the garage floor for evil
dence Of leakage, whether of grease
oil, gasoline, or water. A small pud.
die of water found on the floor in the
morning, after the car has been stand
ing overnight, may indicate leak in
the pump packing, radiator hose, or
some other part of the cooling system !;
but the loss is not likely to be Of
much consequence, unless an anti
freezing solution Is used. A leak in
the carburetor or fuel pipe is of more
importance, and can generally be To-
Gated by inspecting the floor before
moving the car. Oil leakage from a
loose petcock, defective gasket, or felt
washer can generally be detected in
the same way, and the cause remedied.
Grease beneath the transmission, diff
ferential housing, or a universal joint,
is often caused by loosened bolts in
these parts. When the evidence is
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
WOMEN NEED SWAMP ROOT

Thousands of women have kidney and
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Womens' complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy
condition. they may cause the other or.
gans to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache. loss of am.
bition, nervousness, are often times symp-
toms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, physicians pre-
ecription, obtained at any drug store, may
be just the remedy needed to overcome
such conditions.
Get medium or large size bottle i'm
mediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghemton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

"Of all the people who have taken
Tanlac, 1 don't believe there is any,
one who feels any more grateful to it
than l do" was the statement made
recently by Mrs. ]. NJ. Craig of 6741a
East Fortieth street, Los Angeles.
Like so many other families dur
ing the influenza epidemic last year
we all had it, and my own Illness, to-
gether with the worry over the rest
of our family, brought on case of
genuine nervous prOstration.
81 was so weak 1 couldn't even
sweep the floor, and during the day /
would have to lie down four or five
times. / tried to walk but found out
half block was all / could stand be-
fore gave out. Nervous spells came
on me often.
reach my case until finally my hus
band urged me to try Tanlac, and l
am indeed thankful that he did, for
1t proved to be just what 1 needed.
"The first two bottles didn't seem
to help me. I guess that was because
was so extremely bad off, but on the
third bottle could tell was improv-
ing and that gave me more hopes than
ever of getting well.
"My improvement from then on was
rapid and by the time / had taken
five bottles of Tanlac I was better
and stronger than had been in years.
/ was sleeping soundly at night and
had gained twelve pounds in weight.
"That was several months ago and
from then until now have been in as
good health as 1 ever was in my life
and have been doing all the house
work by myself.
1T is simply remarkable how Tan
lac has built me up and l have told
everyone of my friends and relatives
what wonderful medicine it is"
Tanlac Is sold by leading druggists
everywhere.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
SAW THINGS IN NEW LIGHT
Object Lesson Given Prisoner Altered
His Determination to End
Life by Rope.

In certain prison there have been
several attempts to commit suicide.
This desire TO die has given the war
dens much trouble and anxiety.
A few days ago q warden entered q
cell TO find the inmate preparing to
hang himself. He was standing on his
stool and trying to throw the end OF
a strip of torn blanket around one OF
the cell bars. The other end was
around his neck.
You're making a mess of It," said
the weary warden. Let me help you"
In a trice the blanket rope was
about the bar and the moose properly
fixed.
The warden gave a tug He tugged
and tugged until the man was raised
from the stool-until he was standing
on air. There he was held until his
eyes and hands made eloquent appeal
for release.
That's the way" said the warden,
releasing him. Now try it yourself"
But the prisoner has not tried it
He had decided to live.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
tional treatment. HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is constitutional remedy.
Catarrhal Deafness Is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining Of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is
infiamed you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when 1t Is entire
ly closed. Deafness is the result Unless
hearing may be destroyed forever.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the blood on the mucous sur
faces of the system, thus reducing the In
fiammation and restoring normal condi-
TONS
Circulars free. All Druggists.
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
THE CATCH.

A man remarked that he came from
a very large family.
"How many Of you are thereT he
was asked.
WELL" there were ten of us boys"
he said, "and each of US had sis
ter"
Good graciousi !" exclaimed the
other. "Then there were twenty of
your"
NO" said the boastful man,
eleven"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
His Honor's Guess.

In Ireland some years ago an Irish
American was brought up before JUS
tice Barry on the charge of suspicious
conduct. The officer who arrested
him stated, among other things, that
he was wearing a Republican hat
Does your honor know what that
is?" asked the counsel.
ut may be-" responded the Judge,
that it's a hat without a crown"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
WOMEN! USE DIAMOND DYES"
Dye Old Skirts, Dresses, Waists,
Coats, Stockings, Draperies-
Everything.

Each package of Diamond Dyes"
contains easy directions for dyeing any
article of WOOL silk, cotton, linen, or
mixed goods. Beware! Poor dye
streaks, spots, fades, and ruins mate
rial by giving it "dyed-look." Buy
diamond Dyes" only. Druggist has
color Card,-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Germans Going to Japan.

German residents in Japan are re-
ported as steadily increasing in num-
Der, now almost double that of pre-
war days. Most of them are en-
ployed in firms and factories as engi-
neers, and ii is stated that nearly a
hundred applications for positions in
Japan have been received from Ger
man engineers and experts. The i'm
ports Of toys, chemicals and dyestuffs
from Germany during the first ten
months of 1920 amounted to $1,000 coo.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

A New Yorker, visiting an Iowa
town, was talking to prominent eth
zen with reference to the one paper
the town boosted.
"Well,n observed the citizen, "I'll say
for the editor that he can be the most
sarcastic fellow that ever was when
he tries"
How so?"
''Why, in last weeks Issue the de-
partment entitled Local Intelligence
was only about three inches in length"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
That Would Be Enough.

A gentleman took his little daugh-
ter to a toy shop to buy her a doll.
Now, what sort of doll would you
like, my dear?" said he, as large as
sortment was placed on the counter
by the shopman. After some hesita-
ton the little girl replied:
Il think I'd like to have twins,
please"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

Nearly 5000 passenger automobiles
are in use by city governments in the
United States.
Motor-propelled vehicles are In al
most universal use for fire depart
meDts in cities, towns and boroughs
In the United States.
American automobile manufacturers
are planning to invade the German
markets. Several firms are laying
plans tn manufacture on the American
system both autos and tractors.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Before and After,

Flintrazor (the barber)-Just trim
the ends, | spose? l remember you
said your bride liked to toy with your
crisp curls.
Bonescraper (the bridegroom)-That
was before we We're married. Clip 1t
close to the scalp so she can't get
grip on it.-HouSton Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Didn't Eeaze Him.

A well-known author was vainy en-
deavoring to write the other morning,
when he was repeatedly interrupted
by his siX-year-old son.
the harassed writer declared at last
81 will go and drown myself"
Father" came the small voice,
"may come and see you do it?"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Serious Case,

81 sent you a patient today" said
the fashionable physician to the
young medico.
THANK you, doctor. What is the
matter with him?"
Lack of money"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Where Small SAVINGS Count.

Small savings are like stones in a
bridge; they form a firm support to
carry one over the flood of an emer-
gency.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Inviting comnarisons.

How did the book reviewers handle
your latest publications."
"As usual" replied the patient au-
thor. 'They showed how much better
they could have done the work If they
had happened to think of undertaking
it"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
cutIcurs sootbes saby Rsshes

That itch and burn with hot baths
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings of Cuticura Ointment
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe-
cially If little of the fragrant Cuti-
cura Talcum is busted on at the fin
Ish. 25c each everywhere.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Blue Metal objects.

Small bright metal objects, such as
screws, may be blued by the simple
process of placing them on piece OF
sheet metal and holding it over fire
until the parts being treated have as
sumed the desired color.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Simple.

Professor-rm sorry to tell you.
madam. that your daughter is hope
less; she has no talent
Mrs. Lowell Brow-Huh! / thought
/ was paying you to give her some.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
In Doubt.

as this letter intended to convey
gratitude or whatT
"What does he say?'
"Thanks me for passes to the race
track and says he lost $40"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

Mrs. Pester-Nose bag! Indeed !
Where do you get that idea? That's
a hand-embroidered laundry bag. It's
nothing like a nose bag.
Her Husband-That'S what
thought. It's nose bag for clothes
horse.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

PA. somebody has stolen our auto :"
well, let's be thankful there wasn't
more than a gallon of gasoline in it,
anyhow"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Iamn Aids Auto.

To enable an automobilist to signal
to a following driver at night an in
ventor has patented lamp and bat
terry to be fastened TO the back of
mans hand.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

political promises" remarked Sem
atOr Sorghum, remind me of the three
wishes a fairy grants in the story
books. There's always a 'ketch'
'em somewhere"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
TYpical.

Mr.. Henpeck-l'm a submarine.
Mr.. JollibOy-What do you mean?'
"Why, in the sea of matrimony I'm
usually kept well under.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

To be really popular you must allow
people to tell you things that you al
ready know, as if you had never heard
Of them.-Dearborn Independent.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

docs Bliggins understand his bust
ness?"
"I don't see why he should slight
himself" replied Miss Cayenne. He
knows everybody else's business"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Appearances peeeivins

~"What's the fare, driver?"
give dollars, sir"
mo, It isn't. Here are 81. l am
MT such fool as l look"
mo, sir. with you were. sir"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Her Forte.

your laundress seems to be a timid
woman"
$50 she is. but she manages TO put
up stiff front"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

us man an animalP
II guezzo. Woman can make him
jump through hoops"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Most Likely.

well. at any rate" remarked the
fat dweller, 81 don't have to pay any
garage bills"
"How much is your rent?"
"Three little rooms and trick
kitchen cost me 500 a month"
Don't fiatter yourself Some of
that money helps TO pay your land
lords garage bills"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

sample package of the Discovery tab
let's. After using it for a time / can
safely say that we have learned the
value of this great herb medicine. -
DANIEL WILLIAMS, Route II.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery has been sold by druggists
for over so years. 1t is made from
roots and herbs. No alcohol.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

Good health cannot be maintained where
there is constipated habit. Garfield Tea
overcomes constipation.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

Do you want to get rid Of worms or
Tapeworm7 Use Dead Shot"-Dr Peery's
Vermifuge. One dore cleans them out.-Adv
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04
Nothing Else to Do.

"Algernon. I cannot be engaged to
you any longer"
"Why not? Some whim, suppose. q"
Because yesterday married Mr..
Flubdub."
IN that case guess I'll have 10 re-
lease you, kid. Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

A spinster Is a woman who tries to
believe she Is man hater.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

Every unselfish act is turning the
searchlight into some dark corner.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

Picture and Frame.
The optimist doth try to win
Contentment for mankind,
By making life a picture in
A gilded frame of mind.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1921-03-04

Medical Discovery
with the best re-
cults. My daughter
B e u l a h, IS
troubled with con-
stipation and other
trouble. We tried
several remedies
that were highly
recommended but
obtained no re-
suits until by
chance we tried a