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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18

Ma wouldent leeve me go out
| this AFTERNOON on account of me
having pasted a big home made
label on her suit case with home
made printing on it saying This
Suit Case Belongs to Mrs. Will
yum Potts, Hands Off! and
was standing at the parler win
I-dow wishing ! was out insted OF
jest looking out, and Pubs Sim
liins came up, saying, Come on
out, Benny, | know wares there's
peetchy piles of dert, come on
out.
| can't, l amt allowed, my
mother wont leeve me for pasting
label on her suit case, l sed.
Well ask her agen, sed Pubs
and | sed, | asked about 40 times
all reddy, G, l know a way, Ill
go up in her room and you yell
up to me to come out and Ill yell
down about the label and you yell
back that you did the same thing
and your mother left you go out
all rite.
Which | ran up TO do, and ma
was sewing on the sewing ma.
chine and / opened the window
ma saying, Close that, do you
wunt my patterns to blow al
over the room?
No man, Pubs VSimkins is
down there yelling something
and I cant heer wat he's yelling
1 sed. WITCH jest then Pubs yelled
up, Hay Benny, come on out, and
/ yelled down, 1 cant, l pasted
a label on mas suit case to dc
her a favor and l cant.
Aw, wat of it, I jest pasted one
on my mothers suit case this
morning and I'm out, amt /, my
mother dident think it was eny-
thing, Pubs yelled up.
Benny. close that window, sed
ma.
Did you heer wat Pubs jest
yelled? / sed.
), Close that window, sed ma,
WITCH l did, thinking, Aw c.
heck. wat the dOOSe.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18
PRAISES THEM TO HIS
FRIENDS

Backache is a symptom of weak
or disordered kidneys. Stiff and
painful joints, rheumatic aches,
sore muscles, puffiness under the
eyes and others. These symptoms
indicate that the kidneys and blad-
der need help to do the work OF
filtering and casting out from the
system poisons and waste products
that cause trouble. Ben Richard
son, Wingrove. w. ", writes: Il
will praise Foley Kidney Pills be-
cause they have helped me-" Sold
|syerywhsrs. /. 4
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18
APRIL DAYS.

April birds are sweetly calling
in the shadow of the wood. April
rains are softly falling where
they'll do the greatest good, April
fields are brighter, greener than
they ever were before, and the
grouchy man is meaner than the
meanest kind of bore. Once may
grumble in November when the
winds are bleak and chill, one
may knock in dour December,
when the snow is on the Hill. but
when April skies are glowing il
the warmest tints of blue, smiles
ecstatic should be showing on
the whole blamed human crew.
One may kick in sultry summer,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18
CRISP PARAGRAPHS
WAITER coNNELEs CHANG

WALTER CONNELLiS CHANCE.
Lloyd George has a crisis for breakfast, one for
dinner and another for supper, and seems to be
getting fat on them.-Boson Transcript
@ o @
THE ORIGINAL.
Many diseases spread by kissing, says an
expert Undoubtedly it is the primary cause of the
acute housing troubles-London Opinion.
g o q q
ANY BUMPER COAL YIELD?
That bumper winter wheat crop of $40 900 900
bushels forecast by the government seems to have
bumped the price further down hil.-Minneapolis
Tribune. ....
Q = o O
THE RAPID AGE.
1t is noteworthy that five-room bungalow
can be built in eight hours, but nothing is said
about the fact that tenant be found for it in
eight minutes-Chicago News.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18
FOR SALE--Furnit11re

1
FOR sALE--Sfx dining room chafrs,
rocker, sewing machine book case,
| table and other articles 3l5 West
Granite.
FOR SALE-Hoosier cabinets, $32.50;
dressers, SIS; wardrobes, rockers, rugs
bnftets; everything In good use, and new
household furniture. Murphy Furniture
Co.. 1896 South First.
| FOR SALE--Bed and springs, 81 and up ,
dressers. 81 and up; rocking chairs
~ and up; library table. So; 9x12 rugs,
$40 and up; new all cotton mattresses
$3.50; sewing machine, SIS; refrigerator
$3.50; pedestal dining table, $15; new
chairs, 81 and $3.50; china cabinet,
wardrobe extra large hall tree daven-
port, library bookcase and books, IL
brary lamp, coal and gas ranges oil
cook stoves, oil heaters, kitchen cabinets
rocking chairs, washing machine ncu-
bator, wall tent, garden tools, tubs, boil
ers, desks, cooking utensils. bedding,
portieres Columbia Victrola, cabinet size.
shotgun, like new; iron safe, roll ton
desk. cash register, Ford truck, 5000:
touring car, 5000; two spring wagons,
one surrey, ice cream wagon, single har-
ness, restaurant fixtures, ice cream
table and chairs. In fact most anything
you need you can find 1t at Bynum's
New and Second Hand Store, 3O1 North
First
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18
VERSE OF TODAY
EVEN AS A LEAF.

(From the London Mercury
Even as a leaf in autumn air, though no winds
blow
A broken leaf which rich summer knew
Turns twice thrice and goes, as all leaves ga,
Down to that dust wherefrom its beauty grew:
So turn my thoughts and turn and turn again,
And falling find their changeless home of birth,
The teeming mold. of passion and of pain,
Which houses Love on this autumnal earth.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18
POEMS YOU SHOULD KNOW
d A W N / N G.
(From Pipps Passes.l

Day!
Faster and more fast,
Ger nights brim, day boils at last
Boils, pure gold, DER the cloud-cup's brim
Where squirting and suppressed it lay
For not froth-fake touched the rim
OF yonder gap in the solid gray
OF the eastern cloud, hour away;
But forth wavelet then another, curled,
Till the whole sunrise, not to be suppressed,
Rose, Redeemed and its seething breast
Flickered in bounds, grew gold, then overlooked
the world. Robert Browning.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18

Women and girls employed in
French government offices are pro-
hibited from indulging in high
yheeled shoes, invisible" stockings,
and other extremes address.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18
Crabbscrawlings

April showers make May flow
ers. April freezes blight fruit
treeses.
1t is beginning TO look as if our
Woman's club is a near relative to
the Big Stick.
IMAUD'S A HEMORRHAGE CASE.
asked my friend, What is a
beet?"
My friend is Miss Maud Muller.
"a beet" said she, right off,
p rs a turnip, showing color"
Shooting craps on Sunday
doesn't make one a Holy Roller.
The old-fashioned boy who used
to be tied to his mothers apron
strings now has a son who knows
it is useless to try TO hide behind
his mammals skirts.
When it comes to vanity, the
vainest woman who ever lived
couldn't hold candle to a small
town sport.
A movement has been launched
in Kansas City to compel bachelors
to wear red neckties. Chicago is
talking of making married men
wear wedding rings.
What was it Patrick Henry said :?
Raised prices at our village cine
mas are rapidly becoming the reg
ular prices.
Music has charms" and orches-
trions vice versa.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18
WANTED--Salesmen

WANTED--AutomobiIe salesman; a man
that can SELL high grade standard
automobiles; must be worker and OF
the highest Integrity; give references and
experience. Address -postoffice box l0a
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18
SEWING MACHINES

SEWING, MACHINES Repaired and
cleaned: parts i'and supplies for all
makes; all work guaranteed. c. II,
Morehead. Phone 7is, 400 West Lead.
Geese's eggs are stated to be the
best, from the point of view of
rnourishment. Hens eggs come
fourth on the list. 1
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18

AS soon as the average man ex-
GELS at anything, his regard fol
himself reaches a point that it is
difficult for his old friends TO UNI
Iderstand.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18
EAMOEG MATHIS

soul
Doug and Mary.
Fannie Hurst and her semi
weekly breakfast friend.
Albuquerque's cli--.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18

The most autocratic of office
holders will unblushingly proclaim
himself a servant of>the peepul.
but that is just Big Talk, and only
the Small Fry fall for it.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18

FOR RENT-one side of double house.
raw ~. o ere 80 IN NJ SIN rh'"e
;. y S,--- q Va d" o9e 80.
r h hENI-New t~o-room unturnished
boaltbsaaf,a '1 200 "S 49,, no UoJee'ioh 70
- : 80 --Ie-. --C-IeH.
FOX hENI-one four-room modern fur
oar linz. a at1M, s.eeplns po'cn. near
- 80 -. ! -IoI-e -ooo-1
Foh hENI-Furnished -ottagei three
rooms and bath and sleeping porch.
80 - ". oetween ~ anu ~ a. ~.
fOh hENI-Four-room furnished house,
large lou, acequia water, Fourth ward.
National Investment Co, 206h West
-,
hOh hhNI-By the gath, four-room
mousse furnished; light and water paiG.
must be permanent; s65 month. 702
. .-aoe Ce.eI al.
FOR -RENT-Six-room furnished house
Two sleeping porches; furnished for
two families. 1l2l South Edith In
qulre 1901 South Walter.
screenedin sleeping lee pg'ee porches " bpssG
new ana furnished not modern; very
blocks off Central avenue; no smoke,
ler's office sacond ana cnid 'o'e' SCI
;,,7l5 n ~ :, -----------
fOH RENT-Bungalow, completely ful-
ho, ana cola rTnu,e steam meat,
lights. living room he'd 80, s1aar,n'.
porch front porch. hath. Iocat ia IN ne
most healthful spot of Albuouerous
For further particulars see DR.. w n.
Mnrphey, Of the Murphey sanatorium.
=pCD Drn,r -- r.
II
FOR RENTNTwo Snrn,Snad '- 60 -
light housekeeping. g1l South H,sh.
IETI3 d INIT A., 49,
,,rntshad ono.. oons anu Ds.h.
n . ~, i''Siu apattihen'' 1zli west
F0P PFz7;T---5r,T 49,
"a anort,,,o,,t. ,,',. ,e,,' iui nisH'
Dos MI s,v,s 'e'S ueS''aoie' e'ose H.
- - o..ee". -
TOT neitL ,.. furnished apart
ond Ayorii, s",. $40 Nof'h oee-
- a. pa tlt.on.s ----.
foh RENT-Large furnished front room,
sleeping porch. kitchen. bath modern;
-. 80 1outI- a a NJ.
Foh RENF-TWo-room furnished apart
'heht' modern, one block west Of Robin
son park; no SICK. lll7 Kent
FOR RENT--Three fuTnIsheJ honsa-
keeping rooms in private home; no
SICK VIA East Coal phone l471-W
FOR RENT-Fiye-room modern anaTf-
ment with two large sleeping porcbes
furnished. 1928 East Central phone XII
FOR RENT--'Fwo and three housekeeI1-
Ing apartments: also sleeping rooms.
Albuquerque Hotel 2l6B North Second
T0R PEN17- E,1I.7t sI,---I
keeniny rom, ga -, en. ioase-
slceping norc,,. nn ohi,5s siaSSeu-l"
13Se-W ''0' e"' rhohe
-------------------
Poh KEN Two and three-room, mod
age, hot and cold water, 42l South
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18

"Counterfeiters, yeggs, murder
ers and the like are the only hui
man beings in the wide world who
are telling the truth when they say
they do not like publicity"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18

FOR SALE-FlVe-rooin bungalow with
or without furniture; no sick; bar.
gain for cash. See owner and save COM
mission. Phone 1269-M, or call 1921
FORESTER.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1921-04-18

FOR SALB-By owner. five-room Dun-
galow with large screened front porch,
built-in bookcase and china closet; nice
bath room, good electric light fixtures
with dome In dining room; exceptionally
nice lawn with rose bushes and other
flowers and shrubbery; east front, 2h
blocks from West Central in one of best
resIdenCa aectinna. PhnnA 14RR.W
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18

Fire. supposed to have been started by
an engine nearby. destroyed the barn, corn
house and other outbuildines on the farm
Of Carson W. Pope. near Redland, Monday.
About 500 bushels Of wheat. a large guam
tity Of corn and many bushels Of clover
seed we're burned. The loss is placed at
$1,000, partially covered by insurance.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18
The Sentence At Last Defined.

How slow is truth in its coming. as il
has taken thirty years, yea. If not thou
sands of years, to disclose a single truth
or even define a single term correctly.
For example What is sentence in the
fewest words possible to be correct, and
still will stand an absolute test, under any
and all circumstances
Now as one is a number. thereupon a
sentence" is a number Of words contain
ing a number Of thoughts.
(Remember one thought is number Of
thoughts)
From the above we may deduce a clause
is a number OF words containing but one
thought.
While sentence may contain any
number Of thoughts.
Whereas phrase is number Of words
containing "only a part" Of a thought.
These are only few Of the newly coined
definitions in our WORD Phrase and Clause
System of English Grammar" referred to
In our rewards offered some weeks ago.
A more complete definition Of the SEN
tence that comprehends the whole Of gram
mar is as follows:
A sentence is number Of relatedly used
words. so arranged as to contain and there
by convey number OF thoughts composed
Of three principle. three subordinate and
one independent elements. any or all Of
which may be a word. phrase or clause
having word. phrase or clause mOdihers
J. W. BENSON.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18
SATURDAY, the 10Th day
of February, 1921,

at the hour of o'clock. p. M,
all the property mentioned and described
in said mortgage, excepting only that por-
ton thereof which is more particularly de-
scribed in the release from Blair Lee, Trus-
tee, Mortgage, to Nina L. Drane Meyers,
dated the 29th day of September A. D.
1915. and recorded among said Land
Records in Liber No. 261. at folio As, Ell
seq. which said land to be offered for sale
consisting of a tract of land containing
24.955 ACRES. MORE OR LESS,
situated in said Montgomery county be-
tween the Blair Road and the Colesville
Turnpike, about one and three-Quarter
miles from Silver Spring. from which latter
place there Is both railroad and electric
car transportation into Washington, D. C
The property is unimproved.
TERMS OF SALE:-All cash, three hun.
dred dollars of which will be required when
the property is knocked down, and the
balance Of the purchase price payable
upon the ratification Of said sale by the
Circuit Court for Montgomery county. Con.
veyancing and revenue stamps at the cost
OF the purchaser.
GEORGE II. LAMAR,
Attorney named in the mortgage.
jan 28-ts
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18
In MemOriam.

In loving remembrance of our dear sister
Virginia B. Walker. who died one year ago,
February 5th. 1920.
Away and far from the night land.
Where sorrow oershadowed her way,
To the cloudless and shadowless bright land
Whose sun never passeth away.
Far beyond this world of changes.
Far beyond this world of care.
We shall find our missed and loved one
In our Fathers mansion fair.
Trust then in God, though weary,
And onward press your way,
For life is but journey.
And heaven the final day.
BY her sister L. C. d.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18
For Depositors, protection

all National Banks in the country are oh
lised to report five times year to the
Comptroller of the Currency at Washing
ton. and twice yearly their affairs are
infinitely examined by agents of that De-
partment.
This institution welcomes Uncle Sans
investigations of our activities. because
they serve to emphasize our strength and
standing.
We invite your investigation of our ser
vice. We know its quality will please you,
THE MONTGOMERY COUNTY NATION
AL BANK, ROCKVILLE, MD.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18
Notice 10 Creditors.

NOTICE is hereby given that the sub
scriber of Montgomery county has OBJ
tanned from the Orphans Court of Mont
gomery county, Nd, letters testamentary
on the personal estate of
SARAH P. CHISWELL,
late of said Montgomery county, deceased.
All persons having claims against said
deceased are hereby warned to exhibit
the same. with the vouchers thereof, to the
subscriber. on or before the End day
of August. 1921 otherwise they may, by
law. be excluded from all benefit of said
estate. All persons indebted TO said estate
are requested to make immediate pay
ment Given under my hand this End
day Of February, 1921.
ELIZABETH f. CHISWELL.
feb 4-6t Executrix.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18

ORDERED this 7th day Of February, A.
d. 1921, by the Circuit Court for MONTGOMERY
county, as a Court Of Equity, that the sale
made by Frank Higgins and Clifford H.
Robertson, Trustees, TO Ernest l.. Bullard,
and reported In the above entitled cause,
be ratified and confirmed. unless cause
TO the contrary thereof be shown on or
before the 5th day Of March next Pro-
vided copy Of this order be inserted In
some newspaper published In said Mont
gomery county. once in each Of three sue
cessive weeks before the said 5th day
Of March, 1921
The Report states the amount Of the
sale TO be $4,000.
PRESTON D. RAY. Clerk
Circuit Court for Montgomery county.
True copy-Test:
PRESTON b. RAY.
feb ltd Clerk.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18
Order Mist.

In the matter Of the deed OF trust from
Henson Johnson and Willie Eta John
son, his wife. to Frank Higgins and Cliff
ford II. Robertson, Trustees.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18

II might be of interest to members of the
Library Association who did not attend
the annual meeting held on January 9th,
1921. to know what has been done during
the year by the executive board. This
board consists of a president. vice presi-
dent. corresponding and recording secreta-
ries. treasurer and three directors.
During the year 1920 twelve meetings
were held. At the annual meeting the libra
rian. Mrs r. N. Bayliss. reported 1877 new
books purchased and a number Of second
hand books Tin good condtion) had also
been placed upon the shelves.
The treasurer. Mrs. o. C. Barnes, reported
$458.l0 received during the year. The
actual cost of running the library was
$l4 .28-this amount having been spent
for necessary supplies, such as cards. ink.
paste. book-rack. etc.
Four magazines have been placed each
month in the library for the use of the
boys and girls of the public school.
The library contains over three thousand
books. Fifteen hundred of these are books
OF fiction. The others are books OF art.
history, science and reference. An en-
cyclopedia Of recent date. together with
the above books. can be referred TO by our
townspeople and others at any time.
A savings account. deposited in a local
bank. which might be called a building
fund. amounts to $500. This fund continues
TO increase from year to year.
1t is the hope of those interested that
some day Rockville will have free library.
The library is located in the high school
building. Is open on Wednesday from IL
to 4 O'Clock. Saturday from 10 to IL
O'Clock. Every weekday during the noon
hour.
A cordial invitation is extended to the
public TO visit the library, look over the
books. and talk with the librarian. This
is the way to become interested and en-
courage the work.
One dollar per year makes one a men,
Der of the association and entities the
holder of a card to all the privileges Of the
library.
Are you a member 2 II not, why not
Each individual member will count toward
making Rockville Public Library reality.
To this end. we earnestly solicit your in
terest and support.
The following officers were elected for the
ensuing year President. Miss Isabel King
don; vice-president. Mrs. Otis NJ. Linthi-
cum: corresponding secretary. Miss Mabel
Tschiffely: recording secretary, Mrs. Theo-
dore Mason; treasurer, Mrs o. c. Barnes ;
directors. Mrs. K. N. Bayliss, Mrs. Robert
Warfield and Mrs. Walter Williams.
Appointed. librarian, Mrs. r. N. Bayliss
assistants. Mrs. Vivian Bouic. Mrs. Theo-
dore Mason and Mrs. Robert Warfeld.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18
A Card or Thaaks.

| take this method to thank our many
friends who came from far and near and
so couraseously fought the fire on my farm
on Monday last, thereby saving my bar
rack and tenant house from destruction.
MRS. DAVID GRIFFITH.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18
ORDER MIST.
Charles S. Hilton and Anna M. Hilton VS.
James II. Hilton.
In the Circuit Court for Montgomery county
as Court of Equity. No. 1908 Equity.

James II. Hilton.
In the Circuit Court for Montgomery county,
as a Court of Equity. No 1908 Equity.
ORDERED this LIST day of February, A.
d. 1921. by the Circuit Court for Monteom-
cry county, as a Court of Equity, that the
sale made by Thomas Dawson and Thomas
l.. Dawson. Trustees, to William II. Lar
man, and reported in the above entitled
cause, be ratified and confirmed, unless
cause to the contrary thereof be shown
on or before the 26th day of February
next Provided copy of this order be
inserted in some newspaper published in
said Montgomery county. once in each OF
three successive weeks before the said
26th day Of February, 1921.
The Report states the amount of the sale
to be 81 10000
PRESTON B. RAY, Clerk
Circuit Court for Montgomery county.
True copy-Test:
PRESTON B. RAY.
feb Aid Clerk.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18

In the Circuit Court for Montgomery county.
as Court Of Equity. No. STA Equity.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1921-02-18
Mortgage Sale
OF VALUABLE
REAL H5TATE.
Sale

Under and by virtue of the power con-
tanned in the mortgage from William r.
Drane to Blair Lee. Trustee. dated the 9th
day Of July. A. d. 1900. and recorded
among the Land Records of Montgomery
county, Maryland, in Liber 7. D., No. IS,
folio 4S7. ct seq, and at the request OF
the beneficiary, default having occurred,
the undersigned, as the attorney named in
said mortgage. will offer for sale, at public
auction, in front Of the Court House at
Rockville. Maryland, ON
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1921-09-02
WOMAN SILENT
FOLLOWING ARREST IN
SPENCER MURDER CASE

SAN JOSE, CAL, Aug. 30.-Mrs
e. D. Barber. under arrest in con-
nection with the alleged killing Of
Mrs. Emma Spencer, had made nc
statement up to early today, either
to officers or newspapermen. She wal
arrested late yesterday at San Jose
by Sheriff B. F. Shaul Of Lake county
The actual killing of Mrs. Spencer
is charged against her husband. the
Rev. John Spencer, former Presby.
terian minister of Fulton, Cal.
Mrs. Barber formerly lived at
Santa Rosa and figured largely in
the Investigation of Mrs. Spencer's
death, in the role of friend" OF
the minister. When Spencer was
arrested at San Jose week ago OF.
ficers were said to have found some
Of his clothes at Mrs. BARRIERS home
there.
Mrs. Barber was taken to Lake
port, Lake county, today.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1921-09-02
HOME RUN A RECORD

SARANAC LAKE, Aug. 30.-Ii
the big league outfielders had to dc
their fly stabbng under conditions
faced by the outer gardeners in the
Adirondack league. their fielding
averages would not look so well in
the annual baseball guides.
In a recent game between Malone
and Loon Lake, at the latter resort
on of the Malone players busted one
on the trademark for q hummine
bird into short right field. The out
fielder came in fast, trying hard to
pick 1t up, but as he stopped to scoop
the ball, It faded from the scene.
A frantic search revealed that the
old apple had shot cleanly into q
woodchuck hole, down which 1t went
so far that new ball had to be put
in play. 1t was probably the shortest
home run on record.