Omaha daily bee., 1921-01-04
ALine Type or Two
Asw to shs Line lat The suss fan where they may.
THE DICTATERS.

Marks it with this sign. DAMIIT.
INDIVIDUAL effort is suggested by Mr.
Frost, of the Rochester Chamber OF Commerce
| Nothing better. of course, but the remedy il
too simple. 1t would throw thousands of de-
serving theorists out of work
| A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
| (From the Winnipeg Tribune)
| Speaking ut the National theater last
| night, Rev. w. r. Christmas stated that the
war with Germany was but preliminary to
the final great struggle which, he claimed,
| would be Nmrnenced about the year 1923.
| THERE is both good and bad Jazz music,
says former director of music in ST. Pau
schools. What he means is that there is both
| good and bad Jazz. but you have to have keen
nose to distinguish one from the other
ExoNERATING THE COMPOSING ROOM
Sir: May I not suggest that the Memory
Tests Editor refer to authority before publishing
answers, and not trust to his memory? Nav
not also volunteer the Information that w. B.
The Hour Glass? B. n :
REFERRING to the Memory Tests depart
ment, we discover. to our genuine surprise. that
y IT'S IS the editor who propounds the conundrums
we had supposed that readers offered them
ana that the editor did the guessing.
Something Doing Saturday.
(From the McAlster. Okla, News-Capital.
Saturday.
A tea dansant by Mrs E. J. Fannin hon.
9rins her daughters Miss Elizabeth and
A tea dansant by Mrs. E.. J. Fannin hon.
oring her daughters, Miss Elixabeth and
Lois Fannin.
Mrs E. }. Fannin. tea dansant honorins
Fannin. A~"e'"
MANY Americans believe that Great
Britain is bound by a treaty with Japan to sup
port that power in any war which might break
out between her and the United States That
belief is grotesquely false."-London Times.
True. But so are thousand and one other
beliefs. Il is the grotesquely false that keeps
the world going.
"DE PRoFUNDIs cLAMARI"
Sir: Don't Spit In This Bowl" is the inscrip-
tion over the bubbly drinking fountain at the
Wells street terminal Of the Aurora Elgin &
Chicago r. r. Looks like another move on the
part Of the League for Making Virtue odious.
BALLYMooNEY.
IN. appreciation of music the English have
long led, but only in recent years have thew
distinguished themselves largely in composition.
Today the English school is easily the most in
teresting.
YE ACCOMMODATING SCRIBE
(From the Kathryn. N. D.. Recorder)
Ye editor had the pleasure of partakinr
OF delicious chicken dinner at the Benson
nome. nome sunday In extending to US the in.
vltatlon =. J. gave as reason that his wife
had prepared dinner that he did not care
Tor We can testify that B. J. acted as tho
ne cared good deal about that dinner.
Anyway next time that Mrs. Benson pre.
pares dinner that B. J. doesn't "care
about we shall be glad to help him out.
BARGAINS, bargains everywhere. The
Fair Store in Eimwood, advertising big drop
in candy, says: "All our 40 and SO cent candy
at IS cents pound" If you, have pull with
the management you probably can get two
pounds for go cents.
THE NEW YEAR.
"Old things are passed away"
Let US rejoice today!
May selfshness and guile,
la, Greed hate, and all things vile;
- CRATER and prohteer,
Pass with the passing year,
AND prove the promise, true
- Behold, all things are new"
"old things are passed away"
Let US resolve today
That war; and terror wild,
and cry Of starving child,
We shall not have nor hear
This better, brighter year.
Invoke the vision tfue-
Behold, all things are new"
"Old things are passed away"
Let us renew today
The faith our fathers proved:
The faith in which they moved
TO make our country dear
nobler land each year:
And find triumphant, true
Behold. all things are new.' IRIS
"BUT he was more than member of the
church; he was in reality true Christian"--
A fraternal journal.
super-churchmember, as it were
BELATED INFORMATION.
Sir: On crowded train the day before
Christmas a tall young man arose, just after the
train left Lansing, Mich, and, walking the length
OF the coach. placed in the hands OF every pas
senger small tract bearing the title in black
face type: Fourteen Ways to He'll" 1t was too
late to 40 anything about It then. however, as
everybody had purchased tickets over the Pere
Marquette. A. GADDER
IN Waukesha's new theater there is we
read, "a beautiful ladies' rest room" and "a neat
gentlemen's smoking room." Thers are not
many of the latter animal.
II The Second Post.
I. CRecevied by Nebraska banker.) -
'In reply to yours Of the 4th will say, that
have known Mr.. - for about ten years
and he has the qualifications of being good
banker all right, but when he was in the banking
business he had reputation Of being too sporty.
but within the last two years he has done better
than he ever has before; he also spends q little
too much time in the saloons. He might be
good man for you, If some one would keep him
straight. Hoping that the information will be d
some value to you, but please don't forward this,
letter to Mr.. -"
HURLEY, Wis, is out of luck Following
the conhscation of its hootch, its water rates
were advanced fifty per cent.
THE G. p. p.
Sir: What is the gadders pet peeve? Mine is
aroused by the hotel maid who tiggles the door
knob at q. m, when the little indicator shows
the room still is locked from the inside. 1t hap.
. port. W. 5.
SEE NOAH WEBSTER.
Sir: When friends wish to be both polite and
correct they will call him q lew, lsraelite, or