The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1921-04-07
THE IS .s..s
TWENTIETH CENTURY
LIMITED
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One Call They All Get
fT telephone operators speaking
generally-say that they never miss
call. That assertion evidently in
cludes the "call Of spring. Come
on, central, give US our number quick,
like they do in the movies! -5G57,
Some Of them have got the movie
centrals backed of Ithe map. Most
any day you can take up the receiver
and have central ask right off quick,
'eDidn't they answers" III: ~
That's Beating You to tt Z.
f. Proof Is in the Pudding
After man has waited an hour or
SO for friend wife to get ready to go
to the "ball," he begins to believe
her when she says that Woman's work
is never done. Judging from the
dressing, some women's work is only
about half done even after they con-
slider themselves dressed. s4
Some Even Less II r..
Moving Day * -. +
Luke McLuke says that every time
a woman feels lonely she moves one
big piece of furniture over to where
another big piece Of furniture stood
and moves the other big piece of fur
niture over to where the other big
piece of furniture stood. Guess it's
all right for the women to move the
furniture about that way, but there
was a day when it might have caused
a lot of trouble. :..,| ;ssE. %sss..rs@sf.
Not a Day, but a Might
Waiting at the Church
A 7S-year-old man has just mar
ried a 74-year-old bride. Which
goes to show that all things come to
those who. wait. knowledge comes
but wisdom fingers, Tennysonr once
wrote. Must have been an old friend
of the groom. Sort of contradicts
the old wheeze, HE Who Hesitatcs
1saLost." - D.. u 81 .g.a s.qta6,..
But why Hesitate? rszs'
Tho Town Pump .-......
A Pinewood correspondent of the
Daily Pioneer has the following to
offer: when the, Nazarene met
Rebecca at the we'll she gave him wa
terIto drink. but the Modern Rebecca
of Pinewood removes the pump han
die" We; i, know not whereof he
speaks, but we venture to say chat he
has good references.
=. Times Do Change "a f.
Will Gladly Pay
The German government warts the
United States to pay $1,000 to the
lady who was shot when the soldiers
tried to capture Bergdoll. First
thing you know, they'll. wan. us to
pay his board bill. We will i he'll
come home. " .E,s &As, ! +.
-"Home, Sweet Home, One Bar
r.; Better Come West -, =
In a recent debate in the Madison
Square Gardens, Clarence barrow,
the famous lawyer, tried to prove
that life was not worth living. Evil
IDENTIFY he has never tried northern
Minnesota. Let him come here and
then if he is still Of the same opinion
after trial, probably someone up in
the northern end Of the county may
be able to accommodate him.
-: We've Heard Of IT,
Why Did He Leave?
4 Horatio W. Seymour, editorial
writer on the New York World, who
died recently, had remarkable abil
ity as head writer to provide vivid
lines, according to the obituaries.
Mr.. Seymour, while in the Chicago
field, is credited with having written
the famous head, 4"Jerked to Jesus
which reported tho hanging of a re-
ligious fanatic. IL
Another story is told of a printers
mistake by. which Mr.. Seymour
head, ITO He'll in Hack" intended
to describe a wild ride that ended in
death appeared over the report of a
prominent clergyman's funeral.
You Know How He Felt?-
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